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Hello, uh-huh
So did you even sleep buddy? Yeah. Hmm. I slept
Six hours. Geez you trash. I think this guy paid one gold to lose the round anyway
GG's I don't even get it man. Look at my opener. If you look at this opener
It's actually one of those days I said it last time, but it's actually one of those days
Shogun Spark, Giga Opener, Pricefighter, two item opener, holy fuck.
It's not even good, there's no what's to here.
Fuck, I mean I should not have sold the Touchcared, because if I lose this round then I have to, I have to sold.
Holy fuck, well thank god I'm fighting this guy now, because if I find him at level 5, and he upgrades one of Warwick or Galio, like Hog 2, Warwick 2, bro, I'm not winning this shit.
What's that on his head?
Bro, shut up.
Shut up.
Alright, no meme-ing today, guys. Like, I'm- like, I'm- I'm actually locked in.
Yup.
Is tier or belt better?
Uh, I might belt more.
Okay, I'm searching.
If I win this round, I can, uh...
I can make 20 as well.
Is that strong?
I hope not.
Oh, that guy's not even weak.
Oh, that guy is definitely not weak.
Oh, 40 gold.
Nice.
And then I just got a combat charm here.
Look at your eye bags. No, no, no, trust me. I sleep I sleep more than enough. Trust me
I probably just have six hours like six hours is usually like the minimum
But the thing is like my my like the genetics like my my genetics like my my messages like even when I'm giga well rested I
Still like
You trash buddy great
Pricefighter 5 streak. Even I can't bop for this one. Seriously. Random ass Poppy 2.
Shoshin, Shoshin natural spark. I have anti, anti what's it called? Anti MR. I have no anti
heal yet but like you don't really need anti heal until stage 4. I have 4 out of 6. Tier
is like whatever. Uh, ta. And a rod, rod tier. I mean I might just make our gank
Honestly, I mean if I go poppy plus new new and then just carry carry the zigzag
Yeah, random ass nomsy too. It's not even bad
Set to go raid
Wait really
Bro, I've never seen set to go host anyone. I don't need to slam right like no way
Bro, this is just so fucking boring man. Look at my spot. It's actually so illegal. I'm good
What's going on over here level 640 old?
Spark, Shoujin, Nashor's Ark, if I wanted.
Sweet.
Tooth.
Sweet Tooth.
Can you call it worthless, worthless, acceptable, worthless, it's good.
It's worthless, worthless.
Tray Tracker into, yeah fuck it, Tray Tracker to the rise.
It's actually my streak, but it's four gold.
I think four gold for this shit, and honestly, I'm kind of down to just stack my streak.
I think I beat this guy, but I lose to the other guy anyway.
And if I'm playing that, I'm prize fighter into Sacking.
Also, what even is the board?
Actually, I think I won this.
Like, did I win?
Maybe trash them.
I just go, uh...
I'm gonna beat this guy, I'm gonna lose to...
Is it this guy?
Okay.
R.E.
I'm pretty sure you actually want to play Druid on your board
so you can maximize the chances of finding the whatever-the-fuck.
But uh, I mean it's probably Zoe, Rizo, but I guess I can just play like Galeo, Rize,
Taric, or Galeo, then then Taric, then Bardo, Taric.
How many traits is this?
Two?
That's it?
Okay, well that's not good.
Hecarim?
Hecarim?
No Zoe?
Oh, one again.
The fucking Tritrac are full win streak.
What is this shit?
I mean, I have Trick Tracker. Even I can top 4 with this shit.
Trick Tracker!
One, two, three, four, five, six...
Uh, I mean, it's probably just... I mean, I'll figure something out.
Wait.
No...
No!
What?
I... what?
Yeah, I can play Rumble plus... plus one.
Hmm, Crown Guard.
I can also just play Zoe plus one.
like random whatever the fuck this is. Yeah whatever fuck it. Yeah whatever fuck it.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, one, two, three, and then I can just play Druid.
And then that way I have three out of six of...
It's only Arcana in Scholar? I mean those are the two that I'm fishing for though.
I won this round. I won this round.
What? What the fuck?
Like what are some other units that I can hold? Like I probably want to hold the Druid.
And then I can probably play like a Zoe like I can hold Zoe as well
I probably want to play around for for scholar. I'll get it Trey tracker 100 streak by the way
Wait, did they just make a line to his back line?
Trey tracker prize fighter 10 streak
What?
Zorath rock on rise
Chain I'm gonna be lost
Gallio another Zorath hecarim rise
How do I even cash this out?
How do I cash this out?
Hello? Help! Help! Help!
Oh, Varus over Zerath?
Okay, it's fine. It's fine. It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Okay, actually, it isn't actually...
I don't want to drew it.
I just threw my 10th Street.
It's fine. It's fine. Don't worry. Don't worry.
Also, does it reset this?
Bro, like...
I just couldn't go in the fuck.
What did I... What did I sell?
I don't really want to...
I could play this and stop rolling.
Okay, but like...
Don't want I don't want blaster though, but I could I could just stop now. I'm just gonna okay nice
Okay, fuck this moulder
All right, Judy's that last loss
Just trust us trust it counts it counts trust
No, no, it is Taylor wait. Did they change it?
Wait, it's not Taylor anymore. Oh, we know it is no make out trust me trust me
You think riot games is good
You think it's good and it says game six random emblems. It's fake. It's fake like look with three of the McGarons
you watch this. Honey Mansi? Blaster? I mean, I'm definitely playing what's it called,
uh, Azulian Karma, but like, it's cameo good. I mean, I could play Chrono, Chrono from
this spot. I didn't even make Econ. Bro, what the fuck is this? Okay, this is just, okay,
it's fine. I'm just gonna play, I mean, I have to pivot into Karma. How is this
even allowed wait wait what I thought it was wait wait what wait did wait what I'm
in rumble to galeo to I don't have a tk I'm gonna hold I mean I'm ever playing
Rizo not playing this trash I mean I don't want to play karma over something
like fuck one last round who broke fuck this unit man no last round who
the wrath I'll stop it over if I hit two star and then in can't run yeah fuck
it's a wrath rod the highland honey man see other some
pieces should like who the fuck cares but wait what wait how come are you
Wait.
Did Druid bug it out?
I swear it's- wait.
Did they change it?
They did change it?
Okay.
No you could before man, you could for sure.
And now I'm 8.
What is this shit?
Look at my bench.
Just look.
What the fuck is this?
I mean, Zilean is, uh, I can play Bardo plus, I lose Ryze plus something.
I can also drop the stupid-ass Rumble, just Ditch Blaster.
But it has to be, like, I mean, I'm Ryze-paired, so there's a high chance I'm just playing towards Ryze.
Also, I think I'm arcaning, oh no, that's fine.
I also need one, like, one TK, and my game is just free.
No Kappa.
Well, honestly, I probably win this game anyway, but...
Okay, bro, I swear this patch, was it just a coincidence then?
Like, was it just a coincidence?
I swear it was this patch
That um
That that I tailored it. Yeah, I would just go I would just drop if I drop this and this for bardo plus plus
I mean two stars to start and then if I'm rise to I'm just gonna go on but uh, I
Played it earlier and I had drew it in and then I found I found I found Arkana was that just a coincidence
I think I think I found like I know I definitely had three out of six
Not to, no I was telling her last patch for sure.
But I, okay I guess I changed it then.
Can you even play?
Surely I can find a fucking Rhyzo.
How is this even allowed?
Another Gumbly.
Like how is this even allowed?
Hello?
Okay also I need to pair my fucking TK, but how is this, like a hello?
I lost with the thingy.
I mean the board is not even bad, it's just, it's not good.
look at my look at my Xirath items. Encanter, Blaster, and then I'll just
preserve her some piece of shit. What the fuck is this shit?
One, two, six hundred seventy health. I don't have a single two star. Bro if I knew it
wasn't Taylor this game would have been so different. I wouldn't have fucking
rolled so deep. I wouldn't have rolled so deep thinking that I could
I just play towards like whatever I want
Xerath gains 20% Damage Amp
and Ally's gaining...
like BS sword
and then I could actually pivot my board like given what I got
but instead I just sent it to fucking 0 expecting to play Rise
but then I got given to like what the fuck is this shit
and now I'm 8
Uncontested giga 8
I'm 8
also I should just roll the fucking...
oh no the board's good it's just that I'm fucking 0 gold on 5-3
But the thing is, like, if I knew that I wasn't forced to play Rise, I would've just cashed out with Varus, made 20, cashed out and be like,
hey, I want to play towards Karma, and then I would actually hold the Karma.
Because on my initial roll down, I didn't hold all the Karmus.
It's the problem.
You know what I mean?
But if I cashed out with 20, knowing that it's not tailored, I wouldn't have greeted the Druid over the Varus,
and then I would just stop rolling, I would've saved the life Varus well.
and then and then and then I'd be like okay well now I see that I have
Preserver, Chrono, and Encanter which means I'm always playing around Karma and
then and then and now I'm 8. Now I'm gig 8. There's a Pyro plus one, all four
gold, I mean I can't miss. Yeah whatever. Oh is this even possible?
Holy fuck. This game is not very good. I'm 0 gold on level 8. You think I can still win with these emblems? Am I even using that many emblems though?
I'm only using Chrono Preserver. I mean I guess Blaster as well with all these traits on Arcana. So I basically have a level 9 board.
I mean I'm in too deep. Like when I have this many pairs I'm just gonna fucking sit here with a dumbass.
Declaw. It's not even a small upgrade. This unit has so much HP. Also, how much does
Krono give? 20? I probably want to save it for this, so I'll just move. Do I want to...
Do I want to... What's more damage? Blaster on Zerath or in Genter?
Honestly, this guy looks strong as fuck. It's probably Blaster, right?
Is it Irohane games? 13 games, 10 1-handers attack, all on handers.
Incest of the 40 AP. I would have won if I had been a single upgrade.
Actually, that's not true. It's probably just 1-hander.
But I probably like I'm sorry guys. I didn't know it wasn't okay. Did you guys know it?
Okay, let's go here. So you know, it's not tailored. Hello Spencer. Did you know it's not tailored anymore?
Of course, they knew they can read bro last patch. It said the exact same thing and it was tailored man
Bro, it was tailored before man. It was it was
3g's
Okay, I can nine and three terms. I guess I had the fucking the thing that gives you it gives gold
I didn't even realize I
Don't even like Shoujin
I mean, it's better than these trash options, I'd agree.
Shoujin, Gumblade, Glaster, Encanter, how many more rounds until Prizefighter?
I don't know.
Oh, a buffered deal.
I mean, not one life.
That's probably two lives.
I just want you to know, I have increased 5% odds, so I was guaranteed to hit.
I don't want to hear a Pogo.
No Pogos.
Also, can I just, like, okay, against Varus player, is it Varus?
Rizzo, six witch, morgue two, Diana two. I mean I've probably won the game with this right,
but then if I go, if I weak this side then I'm just gonna get fucking run over by
nice final life. It's 24 next turn. Bro am I not close to nine man? Like fuck I just don't roll
for charm. Like also this matchup I need to make sure I don't just get fucking one shot.
Like I can't just give my first unit kill four free.
Maybe I just don't spell on the hecarim. Is this even tanky though?
Spark? Like is that even tanky? Also my TK is in the middle of fucking nowhere. What is this shit?
Oh my, also he just got, like, oh god. He got the first kill. Hunting frenzy. Is he six hunter?
I think so. How many units am I killing, zero? So am I eight? I'm eight. Yeah, you trashed him.
And I'm cashing out a component here as well. Except it doesn't really matter. I, bro,
I think I'm gonna go three item re. I'm gonna get laughed at again. It's not even this one buying
buying exp costs you three gold
DV
What does he have?
I mean, I just have to start one turn I can level nester and I get three preserver and I'll probably hit 2k2 I
Can I can also go like this over that what the fuck I just cashed out for a fuck Bastion. I have the star G
G! No, no, I have the star guys. Like, bro, there's a more two. The fucking star.
Weaker! Weaker! Oh, that's weird. And then, like, even if it is weaker next turn, it
doesn't matter. I'm level 9 next turn. But, uh, also, um, bro, it was a guy's- it was-
it was- it was tell it for sure, man. I'm not stupid, right? Like, hold on.
Twitter, ASA. Did they- like, did they show it in the patch notes?
Like, it used to be like this. And you can even cheese it with druid.
And then you can't you can't find druid and then that's why like bears was broken
But then how come I
Don't get
Anyone like the druid emblem. What did I have?
Because my active traits. What did I cash out with? I know I had blaster. I
Had like blaster honey man. See I didn't have a chrono in right? I didn't have chrono in
What else I don't even know what else I had. Oh, I didn't have blaster either. You're right
I mean it was for sure Taylor last patch because last patch people would cash out with like the fucking rice shit and they just
Loaded with fucking portal and arcana 100% of the time
Like that's not a coincidence. They cash out with that shit and then boy
So that means yesterday when I cash out with Varus
And I hit arcana plus one
You're telling me I just high rolled
Sorry, then it's third to all of your trades on the left. It's including the inactive ones three of them
Really? Okay, also let me ask Toronto. Bro, this Toronto guy is literally Jesus Christ.
If he came up to me and said like, yo, yo, soju, like, don't tell anyone, but I'm literally Jesus.
And then I, bro, I would believe it. T.T.
He, okay. He just, he just nonstop drops facts. The first fact he drops.
Toronto Tokyo today at 8 0 5 a.m. Bro. No cap so do might TP to 1600 and on the 20 out of 20 Calista
What's this Calista? Oh wait? I went third. What the fuck? Oh, what's this Calista first? Oh, Calista first again
Oh, Calista first again
And then the second fact is he says
Today at 8 12 a.m. Unfortunately TFT actually clicked for me right after playing that second cup
You just load in and hard force bro. This guy is the most flexible motherfucker alive in 4v4
He was making space for us playing fucking rides like he's just playing the trash comps and he goes
TFT actually click for me right after playing that second cup
You just load in and hard force three lines over and over again until their complete muscle memory the fourth line legit
Does not exist load in post up. I'm 20 out of 20 Callista Varys plus 1k LB
Like you're not even good at the game. It's just people are loading your game and they're playing rise in like they are
That's plus two placements. Meanwhile, you're clicking the little exact eight units making the exact four items plus two placements
They load in and play the dog shit, bro. That's me. I load in and play the dog shit, but I'm back
I'm back unless I get the the giga of the giga of the giga openers
Yeah, I'm very close to karma. I don't care. It's only it's only three times. I can play like I mean
It's not that I don't know how to play anything else.
It's that you literally can't play anything else.
So when this guy, when Toronto comes up to you
and says he's about to start a new religion,
bro, I'm in.
What about Varus?
Yeah, it's Varus Karma Kalista.
It's the three comps.
Varus TK, Karma Gwen, or Karma Flux.
And what's the last one?
Oh, Rock on Kalista.
Rock on Kalista caps around the Morgana
And uh, in Milio?
Ah, whatever, you know it, like whatever.
I think I'm back then. I'm actually out of TP.
It might be over.
Can you link to this Twitter? I want to follow Jesus.
Oh, I don't think he has a Twitter.
I think. I don't fucking know.
TT!
Bit-TT!
Chain Cloak Belt, army!
Oh, it's Lutzov?
Anyone? Help me please.
Try to go witch-plus-one.
Okay, I will. I have beggars, can't be choosers.
You can't miss buddy GGs then
Witch plus one is not a one of the three cops. Oh, I mean when you get a gig opener for it. It is one of the cops
I mean that one basically it's just karma is it not it's just like karma with
It's just karma is a different board of karma karma fiorido
Usually it's karma one fiora, but then why don't you just make karma fiora and then you just play six which
But then I have beggars can be choosers. I have a witch plus one and then like if I beggars can be choosers
I can just cap around like I actually have
If I do hit witch plus one I can actually win the game
Yeah, yeah, it's kind of rise my rise is like not that good bro like that unit on witches like yeah
It's just a giga mid
Also, should I just level here
And this which is basically good synergy, but I can level for rumble and then move Sunfire over here
It's actually like not even bad. I guess I can also level for cog now. I don't really want to
I'm kind of that level for rumble
I think my board is actually too strong and it looks like I'm 4, but I'm not actually 4.
Like level 5 with this board on 2-2, you literally cannot be 4.
It's not, you cannot be level 5 on 2-2 and be like, oh yeah, you're 4.
Like yeah, I'm making 0, so I am 4, but the thing is it's like I'm up 8 gold.
So people that are making 10 are not actually making 10.
GG Zed.
Okay, that's actually not that good.
I probably should have scouted it to see if I need it.
I mean, that's not true, like I'm always operating this shit.
I mean I get sugar plus
Oh it's not even scholar in the line
I always think Casio Pia is a scholar
Gensu
Spat Belt
Gensu, Spat Tier
Spat Glove, Gargoyles, Gensu
Holy f**k the entire lobby has Gensu's name
What's that, Shiv?
There's sugar plus one
Power plus one? I'm Unconfessor Karma
Holy f**k
I think I'm about to TP to her first
Bro, this guy's about to run out of mana. Stop fucking spamming this.
Fatass Wizard casts...
Lightning.
Wait, what about... What about a buff?
Fatass Wizard explodes buff.
Okay, if I missed this, I was literally AFK, because I'm pretty sure that was favoring my side.
If I can 5-streak with a Witch-plus-1, that's actually huge.
Because the thing is with Witch is that...
I feel like your early game is not that good with Witch-plus-1.
I don't think Witch-plus-1 is bad. I think...
The reason I like witch plus one is I think which has a really good matchup into into fucking the stupid ass rock-on players
Like sometimes you just blow up the entire fucking board
And so like if there's a lot of close-up players and they're stuck on rock on one
You can actually kill it and then eight which can actually win
But I think it's like the problem is like in every level eight board right now
Most of the boards have like a level nine cap
And then if you're stuck on eight playing witch plus one, you're not winning a single fucking round starting like five five
But if you can win stage 2, you can like kinda stack a little bit of late stage 4 and then 9 on 5, 5 and cap around like Morgana and like all the, all the giga units.
So if you 5-streak, which was the one that you used to win the game?
I did 5-streak. Again.
Okay. Well, GG's then.
I 5-streak without an augunt as well. I guess it's 7 gold and made it so I can 8 levels with 5 on...
I'm sure she didn't change the cards.
Yeah, fuck it, Bo. Bo? Fuck it.
Yeah, Bo.
What do you mean? It doesn't look straight.
It's fine.
I got to go hodge play around and I'm not going to hodge.
Do I need anti-heal in any of these matchups?
Is she even better?
Does it transform this as well?
I don't even know why I split items.
I leveled for nothing.
You're telling me I'm sitting here making 20?
I am so poor.
Holy fuck.
For a trade tracker from this spot, it's not even good man.
I don't I like the board is not that flexible. I
Fucking took this shit for for this. I took this shit for this
Look at my bench
Do the bees proc?
Wait, they actually do what the fuck?
I should be ready
That's probably one so things one take
I'll just tell you go make
Okay, I
I actually missed, I actually missed witcher.
What?
He fuck?
Is this shit?
He's Eldritch plus two?
Hello?
I don't even like the prismatic one.
Stupid ass, you know the prismatic one gives you a fucking gumbly?
I mean, I guess you just gumbly the fucking, what's his name?
I guess.
You gumbly the uh, the piece of trash.
I don't even know his name.
The Fiora.
But like, it's like, the more prismatic is, I mean, okay, I know it's, okay.
So if it does hit, if it does hit charismatic it's fine, but like, roll.
Honestly, okay, it's not that good, but it's not that good.
But I feel like Bo's like not that amazing.
Okay, if you- okay, no, I don't want to explain the items.
Virtue, he just cashed out stations in Fort Amate.
He's 7 Eldritch.
of the martyr? I think I'm fucked. I'm fucked for sure. Who's killing this? Not me! It's okay.
Also, let me do a quick rescout. I mean, I think he's actually going to be playing towards Karma.
Milio? Should I just drop 4 witcher Milio? Bro, this unit's not that good. It's good. It's good.
I feel like there has to be something better. My whole board's gone.
This billiard...
Jorking.
But what the fuck is this?
I mean, I got the Sack one.
I need a roll for Fjord as well.
There we go.
I mean, I have six Witch if I wanted.
Wait, do I have six Witch?
Who am I missing?
I'm missing a fucking pop.
Oh, oh wait, I have pop right here.
Yeah, fuck it, Zonius.
Thank you, I don't know.
Alright, here it comes.
Here it comes.
Honestly, I don't collect one out of this many items.
It's actually kind of good.
I don't really like I mentioned Paul in that much.
How the fuck is this even possible man? How is this even possible?
I didn't even roll because I got stunlocked man.
I have a fucking rumble on my board. I can go Poppy plus a frontliner.
Rock on 2, Niko, Poppy, Zoe. How is this even possible?
What the fuck is this? I don't think there's another tier 2 in the game that I could have hit.
I'm pretty sure I was favorite, if it rolls tier 2, tier 2, and I already cycled through like 15 fucking augments on
on 3, 2, and I cycled, like I don't even think there's another one I can hit.
Oh, get it.
And now I'm just 8.
If it's tier 2, I can stop rolling, except it has a shit item.
I mean, it's cloak, and then I can maybe it just drops another spat, and then that's my wincon, but
I should just sell an eco for 10, yeah I should, okay I need a healing item, I was like what's
the, honestly maybe I just put Fiora, love cloak, I don't even know if this kills it though,
it's always going to dash as well right, it died, it was just about to survive, now
I'm like, oh it's still a rock on it, how many fucking calisthenes are there in
this lobby?
When I get a healing item, it's actually over. Diana, I'm covering up Diana too as well.
But it's so expensive for no reason. I guess I can hold. Like I'm already a richest fuck.
Like making 10 on 4-6, I don't really want to roll. Actually, making 20 is kind of good. How many covers are gone?
There's so many close-up players, holy fuck, I'll stop here.
I don't even think the sphere kills it. You don't want to have to do- I have to-
Okay, no, I'm sorry, I got it. It just wants you on my entire board.
Okay, it has to I have to um, I have to put my if I put your jump left you put your front line on the right and
Then it wraps their front line like here
Like let's say it wraps here and then fuel will always all fear and I'm back
Yeah, like if I go like like this
Yeah, okay, I think there's not enough karma's gone and I kind of want to go for karma
But I think if I make it surviving till six one, I probably
I'm killing my my if I get a bow
If I get a spat later, I mean, I have to make this, it's too good.
The problem is that guy has fucking zonias.
No, it still went left.
Also, I study hard, so my econ intervals are slightly different.
He's 9 fairy.
He just... I think he's...
Oh wait, there's no 8, that's how it's at 0.
How the fuck do I miss?
Oh, I'm good.
I'm probably just gonna... I might just all in, but if I all in here, I might as well just wait 1.
And I just stack 1.
Except there's 9 fairy in the lobby, so it's not even good.
yeah fucking poppy was over yeah fucking okay well it's not even good
oh this guy swap size as well I really want to sell Niko I'm bad I'm just gonna
sack you yeah cheese no there's a fucking no no no no no no no even try out
tg crown guard conga is gone this way is look like the eyes okay bro how can I
have beggars can be choosers and I don't choose anything wait no I'm stuck even
moonstone lock it lock it to frontline what the fuck are these items I can't
even get a what's it called anymore because even if I get spat I'm stuck
with it I don't even know what it is where did my board go oh oh oh oh study
hard for one perfect it's probably gonna actually jump away as well nine fairy
I'm a oh actually got zillion bomb low key it got zillion bomb done back no I'm
not back that was actually kind of close so what the fuck I should have sold
our though I look like there's some fire I don't fucking mind even holding
I feel like my front line is fucking trash, yeah fucking I'm gonna feed like whatever fuck
it where did my this loot is very shit oh my god I just lost a placement bro I have a
question I have a question if I have beggars can be choosers and I see 25 tier twos how
do I not hit witch plus two does anyone know yo candle as a thank you if I get the bro
if I have beggars can be choosers and I see 25 tier twos how do I not hit which plus two
does anyone know wait that's what I said yeah you skip tree tracker buddy it's not good
man it's not good my board is so narrow I can only use like three emblems nine
nine times out of ten they're just all giga dead like sure maybe I can hit like
three portal what does three portal do for my board man nothing man my board it's
it's just my board is just the fucking copy paste five of the witches plus one I
I think the only premium is like witch plus one and preserver plus one
That's it
And then I'm sacking them I have the four to it because I'm poor and I'm sacking five rounds
I'm just sacking 50 HP like sacking sacking HP and loot sub is just a no-go
Because there's always some idiot that just fucking loads in with 10 portal or or nine fairy or eight witch
And then you just you're just on a timer
Okay, honestly, let me go walk on my treadmill to wake up.
GG!
Oh, I'm walking text?
Oh, Megalol!
Bro, shut the fuck up.
Oh, man, I'm awake now.
Take us some water.
I got a bow?
Okay, I think I won the game then.
I don't get it.
If the game just draws me a bow every single game,
don't I just speedrun a top four?
It's so easy to top four when the game gives you a bow.
A full ginsu.
GG.
Oops, I was just sold this.
Oh, Rod, oh, Kastvest.
I'm in Pandora's and I just go for True Gigabit, it's not even bad.
I mean, 3 is a company, and I just play Econ, it's basically Econ.
Into Kalista.
Well, items are actually good as fuck, I don't even need Pandora's.
I mean, Epitaph is actually like Kalista's number one, or number two True Vist.
Like, I could also just take Epitaph and just play for first.
This guy's Fairy plus one.
I think I have only one way to contest it, I'm actually kinda down.
Like fuck it, I mean like these are like whatever.
Yeah fuck it.
This shit does nothing early but...
It's number two true vis.
And I can just get econ later, it's fine.
I think every time on 2-1 usually always sucks.
But if I'm just gonna angle towards Kalista...
And actually I think I'm angle towards Ryze.
Yeah it might be a Ryze game.
GG's.
Holy shit he's very postman with a ginsu.
My Ferribus one doesn't do anything but it's more so that he has, he hit fairy plus one
so he's just gonna commit as well, like he got an augment with a ginsu.
Sterak's, PS sword, who the fuck do I beat?
I beat this guy, I beat this guy and I beat this guy.
Okay, I just don't, I mean I high roll a fucking 60% chance and I win the game.
Ah great, I'm eight.
I mean the good news, I mean okay, how the f- okay I mean the, I was gonna say the good news
Bro, he must have polymorphed.
There's no fucking way he didn't polymorph into the Zillion 2, by the way.
You cannot tell me he's making 10. It's not possible.
Okay, honestly, it is possible.
Because the fairy plus one gets plus two gold.
But still, like, he's just loading with fucking cheats, man. What is this shit?
Oh, my...
I'm not even f-
Oh, I didn't even gain a pick, man.
At least the belt's on my side, but it's a three-cost belt.
You think I'm getting a three-cost belt? Don't think so, buddy.
I'm fucked.
so what the fuck do I get I mean I can just I can just finish the redemption I
guess I don't think I'm getting a three cost here also okay he's not taking the
three cost here he's probably taking the chain I can also just go half
ginsu no just finish the redemption okay it's fine it's fine great no econ I
got I got a fucking combat charm I'm eight
Oh wait, oh, I think oh wait. Oh, I think it was gold
All right, it's class fest it is it is okay, so it was free. It was actually free. Oh, okay. GG son
Making 20 here. It's not even bad
Jinx
Hunter
Berry frost
But I beat this guy. I beat this guy and I beat this guy
one two three four
One two three four five
I'm not gonna lose this right
If I don't slam probably not
9 3 30 as well. I got a double ginsu. It's a zero gold Krugs
Hello, I
Need to make my turn. Hello, and I am so poor. Holy fuck
I mean if I won that I'd only be too gold richer
But then I would be able to hold lilia and then I would have fairy odds here
But I mean honestly, I kind of just wanted econ augments if I don't get an econ augment. I think I'm eight
He five streaked
Pandora's items, my item's already true bis, Blaster plus one, I'm the carry now.
Rating three factor. I mean it'd be a fur frontline item.
Oh, Giant and Mighty? Okay, it's number one true bis.
It's actually number one true bis.
Okay, I mean my augments are both number one true bis. It's just...
My uh, what's it called? It's fucking trash.
My econ is just...
Giga eight.
I mean I'm probably just gonna stack this entire stage then. Like whatever.
This guy's Radiant Refactor, Gensu, Radiant Gensu, Protectors Vow, Redemption, Blaster, plus one, Shogun, IE, IE, oh fuck.
Virtue of the Martyr Knights Vow.
I'm also Epitaph.
Epitaph with the thing. It's looking good.
One gold to level.
I don't even know if it's worth leveling here, like it's one gold, but if I win the round, then I might be eight.
I'm worth making Econ.
I would have to sell... I'm making one gold.
What's my econ lookin' like?
Hmm, is Radiant Gensu Tristana 2? He's 30 gold though, what the fuck?
He's still streaking though. He's Caterina 2.
Oh my...
Also, you know there's no econ augments remaining, so am I not, 8th?
He's Cat 2, Zillian 2.
Making 40 gold.
I don't even know how he got a component. Where the fuck did this component come from?
Oh.
Okay.
GG, he's dead. I mean, I'm 40 gold, I think.
Wait, did he pop? Like an Anvil or something? Is that why he's 40 gold? Probably.
He's so fucking rich, man. Like, he says 40, but like, Zilean 2, Kat 2, Trist 2, Jax 2, Lilia 2.
He literally has his entire board.
He's up 30 gold on me.
30. I mean, it's one gold for a TG.
I don't even, like, I don't even want to win. Not upgrading this trash.
I'm not to just uh, I'm not to just seven lost into a 4-2
Make an extra like 10 15 gold. It's not even bad. I just went out
56 I have I have the second best
Combat augment and the number one best all right the second best tier two and the best tier one or tier three
So you can't tell this is not a guaranteed giga-forced and wait. Holy shit
Set to go probably shaken at the moment
Bro, I'm trying to cancel the wager, man, like I don't want to, like I don't want to
rob him for 5k, man.
Like I already robbed Emily for 10k, so it's like, bro, like I feel bad now.
I mean, you just sit here, you just sac the fucking three digits, and then out of nowhere
20-20 clits of errors, and I'm back.
10k for 1, bro, she lost the wager twice.
I wouldn't try to take her, this is a 4-2.
I mean, he's probably going to 4-2, alright.
Is he level 6 still, or is he level 7?
There's no way 7.
I mean, I really want Gargoyle.
How much armor and MR? 40?
He naturaled the Calista.
What the fucking highroller?
What? Huh? I just got gigaloo'd it off.
Also, I just realized he got a component for 4vold. It's not even 8 gold.
I am rolling like nothing. Holy fuck.
Do I even want to upgrade this trash?
Huh? Huh?
I think I just rolled and I got weaker.
Okay, I mean, one brawlcon, I win the game. I'm just saying.
Rock on I win the game I'm zero gold this guy's two rock-ons great I'm
Calista paired as well honestly fuck it ever tap odds like who the fuck cares I
hello I just need one rock-on that's it I've
Jynan mighty I just need one rock-on that's it hello and I can probably still
top four no milio no rock on you should have four five yeah 14 did not even a
single is there even a single rock on gone actually one two
what the fuck is this now I'm just stuck here fucking dog you know the dumbass
I mean I mean there's no way I'm ever going fast I'm just gonna sit here and
press B like a fucking dumb ass to zero every single turn for the rest of the
game. G, G, Amit! Also, I just realized I also don't even have a Milio. This guy's
true gigabits. Radiant Gintsu Gumblade, Tier Cloak Rod Belt, Milio 2, Zorath Azillian,
okay. Honestly, my spot's not even that bad. I hit Clista 2, I'm still 2 lives.
Even if I lose this round by like 1 unit, I should still be okay. But it has to be
like a 1-0. If it's a 2-0, I'm 8. My augments are triple fucking this. I mean, I dodged the
Zephyr, but the thing is, I'm attacking the Warwick first. Okay, it's fun. If I had this
board on 4-2, I could just be making 10, making 20, and then resend on 5-1, on top of being
like 40 HP because I wouldn't lose these. I wouldn't lose, I guess I'd only lose
one because I would have lost this one anyway, but I'd be like 30 something HP. And then
And now I think I'm just stuck here just pressing D like a fucking dumbass for Callista 2.
This guy's also just D every turn.
Okay, I mean it's fine.
I can actually win out here.
How many Callista's are you on?
So it's various 2.
Every single Rock on top of the pool.
I think he pivoted into Callista or some shit.
I don't know.
All I know is he has a Callista on his board.
Okay, it's okay.
You can't miss, buddy.
about nothing a BS word gold a lot of gold
okay close to two I'm back then honestly I don't even mind teaching someone
else if I have the stupid ass treasure chest yeah and how do you know I just
found a millio I don't think various can deal with epitaph plus plus
trying to mighty I think it's too much HP great I got fucking one shot huh hello
hello it's okay I'm still two lives then says board is pathetic fucking pathetic
they pivoted into Callista I don't even know what he's playing Rock he's rock
on to Callista too I'm gonna fight him on I'm eight I mean this guy this guy
has a hodge on his fucking Casio P I don't think he's gonna try to win the
game. Why does it look like I'm about to die? Never mind. I think I've ramped up. Did I ramp
up? I mean, hopefully I'm not dead. That would suck. There's no reason to get upset over this
game. Two raucons gone. Don't have a single raucon in the entire game. I've played like
that. I clumped like that because there's a Varus player as well. I thought the Varus
player was more of a threat. It's not that I'm bad, man. I thought this guy
was just no threat whatsoever. And yeah, the fear just altered on my back. That's
That's okay. It is what it is. I didn't hit. Let's just queue up. Let's not let's not get upset
Let's just queue up the next game and we can just run it back. Let's say karma and Merus again
It's fine. Some games you're not going to hit and some games you are going to hit
So when you do hit you go you speedrunner first and when you don't hit not a problem
Let's just run it back keep up keep up the
The positive mentality and maybe I'll hit next time
GGs
It's okay.
TFT.
G? G.
G G, Ohio.
But if I positioned for that guy, I actually would have gotten like top five probably.
But like I thought the Varus player, honestly the Varus player isn't much of a threat either, but like I got, I got, I got scared because last time the Varus, like I come to my backline.
And then like if you clump your Seraphine with the Callista, like what happens is
when it's only like all your shooters die and it's rock on and then your two backline units are on the same side
And you walk up to attack the Varus, the Varus always ults the the two clump in the back
So then that's why I position like Seraphine on like it's also it's a3 and then a7
These a3 also protects against uh tk as well
But but yeah, then I just got wrapped up by Fiora now, mate.
Sorry
It's okay though
The thing is this game I played like a witch plus one and in this game I played
Like some trade tracker cash out. So that's already like two like somewhat non meta lines
So I think I'm due for a brain dead fucking
Like a brain dead to list the game like I'm talking about like Callister to rock on to the ten old I
Found one rock on you know, I didn't lose around for the rest of the game
The only reason I lost around on stage four is because I fought
another Callista player. Trainer Gollum. Maybe I actually have to play the game.
I think I've been just sitting here and just forced my same three lines. I guess
Blaster is okay, but I think the cap of Blaster plus one is that you can play
Blaster on nine. Blasters are at nine. Golden Niko. I want
Econ Augment then. Arcana Preserver. Arcana Enchanter. I don't have any 80 units though.
I'm like zero gold. Straight up zero gold.
Tristana, Rumble, Ari, 240, Tristana, Ari, it's not even bad.
Molten, Caramel, I do have Blaster plus one.
Okay, what the Titans change? Is Titans even that bad?
Okay, I have a fucking shit on Niko, though. Or Golden Niko.
I do have Blaster plus one, and no, it's not actually good, man.
Like, RE, RE Tristana, RE Tristana rumble, and I just won't play Zerath for HV.
I mean, it's probably fine, and then my stage 3 is going to be easy as fuck because I have too healthy healing.
I just jam in all the 2 costs.
Okay, and now I'll just go Glob on Carousel, Golden Niko, GG's.
Oh nice, that is naturally the best fucking shop of all time.
Fuck is this.
Multi-Striker Arcana. Do I even want to open here? I feel like I can actually just set up my entire stage three
Like if I make 20, I can make 30
I'm pretty sure I can actually set up my entire stage three here. It's not even bad. I'm paired paired
Bastion I
Have one BS word and then one upgrade
Make 10 make 20
Wait, actually if I have Bastion, can I actually just play Akali for more too healthy value?
Okay, honestly isn't isn't Shen just straight up better than a golly adhp. I mean, it's cheaper though
It is cheaper instead of nine gold. I can just invest two of old and it's probably
somewhat similar strength not really
I'm fucking last big
This is playing towards like Hunter
Frost Frost Varus with no
It's playing Frost Varus with no
With frost plus one on the on the fucking dummy. I mean, I
I think there's only one person I can, I guess if I win against this guy, I'll just level.
I think I just pray I don't fight a man, like I can't open, my board is too good for stage
whatever.
And I just throw in my 5 loss here.
I mean it's fine, the chance to be winning 3-2 here is actually kinda high.
Jeez, actually I think I might have won, you'll keep making 20.
I'm gonna beat this guy, I've had level I beat this and I think I'd lose to this
but I might win.
Like I'm too healthy with with the thing. It's not even bad. Yeah, fuck how much level then level 5 making 20. It's fine
My items are ie bow. I probably will just report to chain, but I might as well wait
Because I might get stuck with a tier with no BF. Oh shit. It's a two streak. Okay. GG's then
I'm playing I'm just playing six blaster with a galeo Tristana
Galeo Tristana
RE. Stabilized on 8, I'm going to drop RE at 9 for Zerath.
My game cannot be bad. It actually just cannot be bad.
This Golden benefits from the HP as well, and I'm about to just load in with fucking
entire board, 240 health for free. Right now it's 1, 2, 3, it's 240.
Whole board. And then it might be like 300 for a little bit.
Or 320. I also have Golden Niko on bench.
So that's what it looks like on board, but I made some decent amount of Econ early in the game.
early mid game. So it's okay. I'm sitting on four pairs. If I win this round, I'm gonna
level and fucking roll once. He has an Olaf. Frost plus one. Here you go, Olaf on five.
What? That's allowed? Item collector, capricious forge, magic wand. For a capricious forge
on who I mean I guess it's not terrible it's pretty fucking bad I mean I can't
risk rolling I can't roll risk in this shit like it's probably 12 to level 4
blaster I don't even have Bastion in I mean it's fine level 640 I have a golden
Niko on bench I just 4-2 all in just true fucking zero it yeah TK2 Verus to
end the fucking game also I'm pretty sure 4 blaster is just completely
fucking useless I just don't know if there's anything else I can play though
All these items, oh nice. Okay, I definitely want Vanguard in then.
I mean, I lose too healthy value if I drop.
I'm definitely going to Vanguard for this shit.
Ezreal comes back.
I mean, I can also hold Tristana pair, and Tristana's final board, so it's not even bad.
Yeah, it's whatever, it's one gold. Who the fuck cares?
Like, if I'm 6 Blaster, I actually want to upgrade these fuckers.
Too healthy, Capricious Forge.
Last pick.
Again.
There's a fucking Calista with a bow and a Rock Han with a chain.
What?!
There's no belt. My god, I mean tears have vow half shogun
Cloak is happy even oh my lord
If I win next time I gain three gold. I rolled mittens plus some trash
Four blasters probably not even stronger than this board though. I mean, let me see. Do I beat this guy?
Probably not. Do I beat this probably not swing to do I beat that? No, I don't beat anyone my board fucking sucks
Arcane conduit, bro you know his big game, you know his dummy is, I think it's, is it Arcana multi?
This fucking, what's it called, like this portal, I just don't understand.
Like I just, you are like the fucking worst players of all time can fucking win.
What? There's too much value.
Okay, do I even play Shen then?
If I have Bastion plus...
Like, maybe I just play Akali because it's cheap.
And that's an extra 3 chops I can see.
But I'm pretty sure 3 Bastion is actually just sort of stronger.
You just play Shen, Shen, no too healthy with 3 Bastion, Shen 2, Shen 2, if it casts...
It's worth infinite.
And I'm so poor though.
I mean, not really, I have Golden Ego.
And I actually survived.
Like, if I open... If I don't play a single unit to 1, right?
If I don't play a single unit 2-1 and I load into 4-1 with 60 HP, is that not like a dream scenario?
Bro, miss rumble 3. Like fuck, I just go random rumble 3.
Bro, I am so poor. I have to pay 6 gold for this shit.
Let me see if I get gold here. If I get gold maybe.
Another tier.
A drill 2.
Okay, I got no gold whatsoever.
Okay, if I buy this, I mean I don't even have enough money to 4-1.
Alright, this is a 4-3. Fuck it, 4-3.
It's a 4-3, then.
Tier chain, tier, cloak.
It's half, uh, it's half runowns or even shroud.
It's fine.
I'm 4-3.
Okay?
Honestly, it's even that bad.
I beat someone.
Save 9 gold.
Tiny but deadly.
Radiant Reef after.
I mean, if I go Radiant Relics here, I can, I can actually get a full item.
I mean, it's probably actually radiant relics. I think radiant refactor. I get radiant IE guaranteed, but then I'm stuck with
Like I like do I happily for bailout? I think I actually have to no joke
Is there is there other plus deltas other than IE?
Like bringing IE is so good though. Like whatever man
Because I guess I can get the belt and then I'll get the last time eventually. I didn't get the belt
If it's radiant IE is it still double IE probably not. I don't know what it is
sets what is this I don't even called Zenith edge it's well it's still it's
still pretty decent red buff radiant IE shogun radiant IE IE shogun red buff
TV radiant IE shogun GS radiant IE IE red buff IE it's still fine component
Anvil for 8 gold.
Okay, honestly, I'm poor, but my board is not even that shit.
No cap.
No cap.
Double IE and go for...
I can also go last with...
No, I'm not going last with him, I'm going to retry.
Double IE it is.
I'm going to even try not to care as well.
Three Vanguard.
Alright, I probably won't...
Upgrade...
My last gold card should have leaps.
He's frost plus two and I last was where isn't that good because it doesn't proc on like it helps against the front line
But like the back line a lot of times this conflict is killing
What the fuck am I I'm trying to shred their fucking backline on a one tick of like you know what I mean?
That was for sure not on my side. Holy fuck. I just lost a golden thing. I
Mean, I don't even think it's better to play. I don't even have a what's it called?
I don't even have a what's it called a heck of room
oh wait, then I might as well play Shenmue
cause I don't have Hecarim yet
by the way, but we're not even bad
I have Gold and Niko as well
I'm about to just load in Verus 2 and DK2
GG then
I'll fuck off with the Verus 10
I mean, I'm one Hecarim away
from winning the game
Nices 2 plus, okay, Zerath
Nices 2 and I move items
Do I even want to upgrade this trash?
Okay, is it ever just not 4 Blaster?
I'm not playing the thing, but I don't have
Verus 2 yet, so it doesn't really matter
What's there at? Honestly, fuck, fuck uh, twos or whatever the fuck. Is that even true?
I feel like Zera literally doesn't do anything. I didn't kill a single unit.
I wouldn't even golden Niko it. Okay. I'm about to fucking send it. I just
realized it's too healthy. I can't even play it until 9. I mean, I'm guaranteed to hit.
I'm actually guaranteed. I'm rolling, I have golden Niko, 30 gold. I need one copy of TK.
Now I need one copy of Varus, and now I'm going straight to nine. GG's then.
This is G.S. better. I'm just going to go and see what I pocket.
It's a smolder item. I don't want to bring this rush.
9th is Arath, or Auri, smolder, or play.
Oh, Akali is just too healthy value, and it's cheaper.
Like if I had Shen 2 on my board, I would be at...
The problem with Shen 2 is I would be at 10 gold.
And like if I'm at 10 gold here, I could barely not.
So it's like I'm not like paying 20 gold for a Shen 2 that's barely stronger when my fucking trainer golden gives me Bastion
But if I can if I can go 9 here
I'm actually back in the game
For what the fuck are these items fucking garbage and I was over in this trash
At least I'm same side as December so guess this is tremors. Please not
It's fucking tremors. Okay, please. I need a cast. I need one cast. Oh
Nice, I've offered it
It won't shut the dog
It's that I still lost
This is the biggest tremors fucking if I've ever seen but I don't even know how this augment is even allowed in the game
It's such a fucking joke man. It's actually such a fucking joke
tremors
This I'm my swords Varus. I
Can I can go I can go shen over a colleague and then just ditch too healthy and then just only play rumble choice
Which is actually fine, but then I need to shen now
Well, I don't really want to roll for it because I kind of want to go nine by the same time
There's no I don't make it to nine I just have to win one round
If I lose this next round I'll meet, then I'll probably roll if I lose this next round, but if I lose then I'm whatever.
Honestly, I'm down to just risk it for the biscuit.
6-1, perfect interroll, I have this lucky binder or study, whatever.
Tower, tower!
Oh, I turned a winter one auto away.
And if you rolled this, great.
Great.
And now I'm one life.
But I can't even roll.
Like I roll once here, like it's not even worth it.
biscuit for the biscuit. I mean I'll roll until a charm, artifact anvil. I mean now I might
as well just fucking send it then. Is there a Ludens? Tricks or Glass? Mittens? One Shen?
A Kali? I'm not pairing that anymore, I'm pairing a fucking, I'm pairing the stupid
ass Zerath then. If I lose I lose. That's all I'm gonna say. What the fuck is going
on over here? Even if my Zerath would have passed in. I can sell Ezreal for an Econ.
I can also sell rumble for the econ, but frontline is frontline, and it really is.
It's 56 to level next turn, I'm at 40, it's 56 to level, I might actually have to sell
the rumble.
I'm fighting no combat, or no combat augment, so that's fine, what can I do about it?
Nothing.
I could go guard breaker, not really.
He's dying for us.
Am I actually going to be able to have this fucker actually cast?
I need some, I need some cast for you, and I'm out.
I'm on Rumble with 6 Blaster, what the fuck am I doing?
Nevermind, the whole board's on.
I'm Ethan.
I'm Trader Golem.
GG guys.
Yo, GG's.
Frost plus 1.
Olaf on level 5.
And then just hits Frost Crown on 4-2 and just goes straight to 9.
GG's guys.
Trader Golem.
I load inside, Blaster plus 1.
Alright, time to play Varus guys.
I don't even understand man, it's just...
I just don't understand who even stands on this trash. It's just crazy. It's just so unjust
above it. My board is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven,
15 19 gold
Who wins this fight who wins this fight one two
six
18 22 34 39
42 47 gold
My board is one third of his and he got three owed
GGs then you're G trouble. Thank you for the raid. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Bro I need to change my background this is making my head hurt. Did you win that round or why the background? Yes, man
I have trubus calista like bro. I understand that it's trubus calista
But I feel like it's just a balancing issue if any fucking combo of items is going to win against the board
That's three times your gold
Like that has to be a balancing issue like the thing is like when people are like
Oh, yeah, I lost to fucking one star like three star one costs
But at least a three star one cost is still nine gold like that's not even that bad
I didn't lose a single round the entire game with zero upgrades. What game is it this and then I capped around
Morgana do
Callista I think I'm due. I don't know why hold on
It's probably better to hatch a rock on the dentist hatch close
Boat your cloak
Scorpion scrapper into Calista
And that lines actually really good, but I kind of need to see if people are playing Calista
Because there's too many people playing Callista, I'm kind of scared.
There's a scholar plus Bastion.
This guy's Gensu, probably Callista.
Pricefighter.
Ah shit, he has Econ.
I mean he's probably Gensu Slam into Callista with patient studies, I'm kind of scared.
But at the same time, like I have Scoreboard Scrapper, it's Giga Premium on Callista.
It's actually probably also Premium on what's it called as well.
So if there's actually like 10 Callista players, then I'll pivot, yeah.
This guy is Ginsu QSS into Warwick, the thing. Learning to spell into Kassadin.
This guy is Brutans, probably some Hunter line. Unleashed the beast, double Starax.
This guy is probably some Scholar, Bastion Scholar, some AP line, and then it's probably Galista.
Okay, so I mean I just play Galista, I mean it's two-way contested, and you can hatch one for free.
But the thing is, I'm pretty sure it's actually better to hatch Rockon, but it's kind of hard
to get Rockon, because you have to play for servers.
Like Rockon 2, Callista 1 feels better than Callista 2, Rockon 1, because the Rockon,
they just can't kill it, and you just use Ramp, and it's over.
But sometimes you get scammed, like sometimes there's just one such Callista across the
map and then you're just 8. Uh should I just go Gensu Everforger? I just finished the Gensu.
You're telling me I'm giving this guy another bow though? But it takes Spat on Parasol? Probably
not. Actually maybe I would. Like 9 fairy out. I probably would take Spat. Because when you do
make it to 9 fairy you're just instantly in the game. Nice he took the bow that's actually good.
And so this guy's patient study. He's patient study into Kalista so he's going to roll infinite
gold before me. Also it hatches a Calista. Ah shit. Okay so what's the plan? I mean,
okay I mean I don't even know why I'm like, it doesn't even matter. It's just like,
really that's just TFT. I mean there's only three comps in the game that has to be
contested. Like what? I'm just sitting here just talking to talk. It's just
embarrassing. I'm not trying to give this guy free stacks. U-Trash.
Scoreboard scrapper. And the scoreboard scrapper Calista has like a 20% win rate.
And I think with my- with my items, Gensu, T-R-Cloak, uh, Reforger, I might be going guaranteed gigaforced.
Oh, 22.7% win rate? Oh. Oh, okay. I mean, that's even better than- GG's.
It's going into Varusbad. It's not- it's not terrible. It's not that good, though.
I mean, it's not terrible. It's fine. I think this is just sort of the best line, though, if you have a trubus.
Uh, I'm gonna be hatching next round. I kinda wanna hatch a fairy if I can, but I don't think I'm gonna be able to.
I mean, fairy alts are like not even that good.
Yo, Kappa.
I'm gonna be hatching like some trash, but who the fuck cares if it doesn't matter.
Forty gold.
Monka.
Another rod.
I mean, he's almost 640.
Uh, I mean, adaptive is not even bad.
And then I'll probably go crown lord for front line.
Adaptive crown.
But I mean, it's not like it's good.
I mean, it's alright, I guess.
One unit lost, okay.
Oh god.
three options I don't like to see this shit oh lord like radium relics risk it
for the biscuit and I can be up a component or should I just play safe
and radium refactor I should probably just play safe man I think I'm gonna get
fucking tilted okay it's not a radiant ginsu because I have I have what's it
called I have two ginsu's already 16th level it's too expensive and then I go
So I'm probably gonna go unit on Karatzel, but if there's no Rokhan or Kalista, I'll go Redemption.
We're getting Gargoyle Redemption, acceptable.
Gargoyles? I'm gonna first cast.
I think I'm getting my oh he's Azazel.
Rod, tier.
And watch this.
I didn't kill a single game.
He's support golem, what did he get on his golem?
Nothing good, I hope.
Is he first pick?
No.
I mean, a Calista with a rod, there's a fucking spat.
I mean, I'm taking the Calista for sure, but...
I'm just sitting here with Rod Rod.
Oh my God.
Not good.
Rod Rod.
It's fine, it's fine.
Where's my Reforger?
Uh, I mean, I can hatch a Calista, but I kinda wanna hatch a Rock-on.
Like, if I hatch one Rock-on, I'm back.
Rock-on? Any Rock-ons?
Or a Meat.
Rock-on or a Meat?
Oh, I said, how do I find a way to hatch this Rock-on?
does anyone know? like it's oh wait oh fairy oh it's 50 50 okay i need to find some like zillions or
some shit around me i found a bardo though radiant gives new titan vd oh this is not looking good for
me i might go a small unit again it's okay though i'm about to win out 35 it's fine if i'm still
if i'm still in an hp range where if i lose two rounds on stage four and i'm still two
two lives I just went out for a great reason blaster sugarcraft I mean two
preserver I just don't play three fairy like a starting next turn I just I I only
play but then I would I even beat neutrals here I'm worried that I'm not
gonna beat a fucking neutral oh my 26 that's if I lose one probably still
two lives if I lose two I'm definitely one like though okay rock on Kalista I
don't even have multi-strikers in I don't even have multi-strikers in I don't
even know why I upgraded does anyone know why I even upgraded this this TK I
mean it should I should be able to win for one for sure but I don't even know
why upgraded DK ascension in this comp it's not actually going man is I'll be
be better than Ascension it probably is. Where the fuck is one heck of a rim?
Heck of a rim? Rock on two? Heck of a rim? Zorat? Heck of a rim? Heck of a rim? Heck of a rim?
Heck of a rim? Heck of a rim is too expensive, I'm just gonna wait here. And I can actually
survive two rounds this stage. Like if I lose one round here I'm still two lives on stage five,
so honestly I'm not even gonna roll unless unless there's like a good charm or something.
Like this round, I'm just gonna buy this round and call it.
I have Glove Cloak.
This guy is True Zero, two Calistas on his board.
He doesn't have a Jax.
He doesn't even have Multi-Strike on his board.
What is this guy even doing?
He had a Bench to Fallen though.
It's number one true wiss.
Um, eight.
Also, how is this unit just dead?
Oh, Prono-Proc?
Nevermind.
Monka.
I mean, that was actually kinda close.
Alright.
Millio on Carousel, I'm back.
Fishbrones, Parallel's Claw, this guy has 1 Callisto, so 1, he's 2, 3, I have 4, 5, there's 5 left.
I mean, I'm rolling with a charm here for sure.
You need thunder to scomp? Not really. It doesn't really do anything.
2 barris, 1, 2, 1 roll for charm. GG's then.
Okay.
I don't really want to get low because if I can just survive,
I'm pretty sure I can't win this because my kills is gonna die.
My closest dies from fucking bullshit.
Like I'm never gonna be the top 4 so that's how I went out.
So I didn't even play multi-strike last round and he's sitting here emoting me.
Like, bro, he's actually trying to screw it up.
Okay, Lilia, Zillian 2 no diff.
Okay, Lilia, he's actually pretty good.
Rod, Glove, Cloak.
I have still 2 lives.
one Kalista Diana 2, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 6, 7, there's three left. Okay, I'm gonna sit here like an idiot.
Hopefully I get them. Great, you give me a rise. Miss Smolder 3. Also I should have hatched, I should
have hatched Camille instead. Actually fucking trolling. Oh man, I'm one life. I don't have
Callista 2, I mean, the level 7 guy found the Callista.
Hello? I will find the Callista soon guys.
It's okay. This casting is actually kind of scary.
They didn't cast.
Oh okay. Two Callistas in the pool and this is old.
Two people, oh top six. That's pretty good then.
Oh, okay.
I don't have a combat drum though. I just want to sell this for
I'm about a I'm two-starring I'm two-starring a fucking Jack zillion or a lilya my entire board is one-star
I got a two-star jacks. That's my element
What's his element?
Oh, he doesn't have one
Fuck
You didn't buy a charm?
Okay
What's your name, I guess?
Hmm, is there a worthless one?
I don't have
Bro, like, oh I don't have a single two-star
I don't have a single one-man place
Is that strong? I hope not
Where I'm at
Alright, top five, that's pretty good
Oh this guy's actually kind of strong. He just oh fuck he just hit. Oh, Monka. I
I
Bro, I don't know if I can sustain this. I think my close is gonna be dead man. Hello my entire board is one star. Hello help
It's own help. I'm eight
Geez, I mean hey no opener
No opener my roll down is trash and I go fit
580p from from not playing a single unit for the first half of the game
That's bad
Nope, let's run it back guys
Varus karma
Calista
Varus karma
Calista
Yeah, I will give you the fucking the speedrun portal plus one fucking trash
Actual trash. Oh, we owe this
Like if these lines are like two out of 20 lines and there's a lot of
of like if there's five one out of 20 lines and there's three 1.5 out of 20
lines that means like I know this is definitely not right like it's not just
full additive but like most of like I would say 60 to 70% of your games you
just load in and you're already defaulting various close to karma I
don't know what else you can do like if you don't hit frost was fun which
plus one you don't have a cast in a real fucking giga spots if you don't
have like the most illegal fucking bookzigs the most okay bookzigs
might be it might be 1.5 out of like 20 games warrior pyro is good six where
you're broken little bro yeah maybe in fucking bronze I I don't know who the
fuck you beat all right let's see what component idea guys let's see what we're
playing this game a chain vest I'm not playing nothing I'm going to I mean
change just means chances are it's a classic game I'm just gonna fall open
to a bow because I'm not gonna play the game with the chain vest shit is
just fucking pathetic. I mean I can go zillion too. Not going to go zillion too, rather FFN
even that shit. I just have a chain vest full, full world opener. I mean a movable object
and I just play towards Glista, full open into Glista. I mean multi-strike or crown,
I do have half titans but I have to open and I play towards Kassadin. It's a prismatic
party I'm not I'm not doing that pumping up three build a bud with a chain vest
I just have a little to play the game I mean I don't really want to play a
moveable object into into I'm honest I don't even know why ever force that
because like isn't that half-gargoyles I guess I need to open because I need
this bow I'm out of here level six that's good I'd rather take more
damage here I mean I could play Varus is a moveable object in Varus any good
I don't think so, but it's probably playable. Not really. It's not playable. It's just it's just
It's really you would think it'd be all right. No, it's like the problem the problem with Varus
I mean, maybe if you pair TK it might be slightly better
But the problem with Varus is that if you don't one shot them you already fucking lost the fight
GG
EXP cost one less. I think he's second actually six poppies
This guy level up and found an Olaf in his first shop
What?
Tiny is typing with a BX sword.
I mean, it's fine. I got like 10-0 before so I should still be first pick and I'm already 30 gold
So it's not that bad. I mean, I could just Niko for gold
But I mean, I don't even want to like what's it called. I'm kind of done to actually play aboard the moment to get this bow
It's not that much gold
Make 30 make 40. I make 30 this round make 40 next turn make 40 50. I mean, I could Niko
It's no 3 costs a little bit, it's fine
Like that Niko is not with not making gold and with the oldest trash
But this shop were better
I'm down. Like if it were Cogmall with like
Even like a poppy or like Cogmall with like a twitch or a nomzi
I can start standing on my stage three, but I'm just gonna wait for another shot like fuck this
He's tiny as Titan
My bow is gone. Mmm. I mean I could open it to Varus. Nope. That's how I can sue. Don't care.
BOW BF
But you're not you're not playing fucking Varus into and there's no way you're ever playing fucking the move object
in diversity. You are actually, if you open a movable object in diversity, you are actually
averaging into sixes. That does not make you go on this trend at all.
In movable object, yeah honestly, isn't a movable object rise actually okay? Low key.
Like low key. This is Arcana plus one playing towards rise probably. But you just have to
play, no I mean there's, I mean maybe because the thing is that you pair TK and then
you have like an Arcane Joginsu Scaler. Doesn't that sound pretty decent? Because
Because if you're pairing TK with an arcana ginsu scaler with a movable object
Like I mean, I mean how bad how bad can it be?
But maybe I get scholar plus one or something and then you just heal the movable object
I mean that sounds good if you if you make it there, but you don't make it there like fucking 80% of the time
You just go dead last and I mean I'm not trying to go dead fucking last man. Honestly. Should I just hold everything in pre-level?
I'm down. It's one gold man who the fuck cares? I feel like I feel like six scholar
6th scholar, rise, moveable object, how back into B?
Like stats, explorer, like if you make it there.
6th scholar, rise, 3 items, augments, I mean it's acceptable, like it's not bad, but like
if you go to like Varus, I'm opening into fucking Varus, yeah no thanks buddy, you know
this isn't even including the people that are opening.
So it's just an 8, they're just 8.
You're 8.
I can play karma this game. Oh, okay. I think I'll play some karma then. Oh wait
Why don't I just play a movable object in the karma if I don't get the what's it called?
to him
Another glove on me then
and what
Another glove a zero gold Krugs. Oh
That is not good for me then
To bastion to hunter like it is do I even want to play which plus one with this not really is there a way?
I think I preserve her in like no rod glove glove. I mean fucking like I mean I
Oh, that is not good for me then.
Huh?
I could go Karma with like, JG plus a Rod.
I can play Ginsu and just TG and then Randoans eventually.
Yup.
I'm not even full streaking because I fought an opener on Glove Glove, Rod.
I mean, honestly, the Rod's fine.
I can just play like Lucky Gloves here and then I can just play Karma.
He loves karma instantly in the game actually
Berry treasures freaky Friday
blossoming lotus
Tiniest Titan freaky Friday berry treasures berry treasures in the karma. I just opened anyway nothing, you know freaky Friday
Okay, I mean I have to okay. It's okay
Another rod. I mean it's a full Robin on for sure then
Zoe poppy
Okay, cheese then I'm about a skill until it went out
Oh, okay. I mean, there's no way you ever play Callista with fucking the Barry treasure, man.
Like, Barry treasures, like, three, like, bro, the six components.
For who? The fucking, the Jax? The Serafine?
There's a Golden Niko. That can't be good.
I'm surprised I'm even killing a single unit here.
I feel like my board is just a new level of pathetic.
And I'm actually, I'm actually killing units here.
Okay. GG's done.
There's a Gwen with a rod.
There's a Nasus with a belt.
I mean, Gwenn is too good.
There's a Calissa with a glove.
I mean, I have my entire board.
I already have Nasus, I already have Nasus, Fiora, and Gwenn.
I have a Mardo on bench.
GG.
I have three fucking removers.
I might as well just remove her and move items to the Gwenn for now.
That's a great.
Level 750.
What's the best last song I can hit?
I don't even know.
I might as well just use a remover now, man.
The fuck is this shit?
Like, what?
Poppy plus this is Bastion plus Pyro.
I can play Vex plus.
Oh, Giant and Mighty.
Oh, oh, I hit that.
The game's over then.
Lucky gloves is probably also acceptable.
39 HP.
Honestly, it might have been rich enough before one.
Like, do I even care if I stack one more?
Like, don't I actually win out if I hit everything
and I just go straight to nine?
Like, if I win this round,
I have two reforges.
Like, my board is gonna be worth 7 billion gold
and honestly, I just have faith that I'm gonna win out.
Which I probably will win out.
Which I can probably actually just
up for the Shentu then, fuck it.
Shentu, Shentu.
Abobo, Babo, Babo, Babi of Chain.
A Rokon.
A Glove.
Abobo, a Melt, a Rot Belt.
Shoujin.
I mean, GS is not even bad.
I could go GA on this unit and have Preserver with it.
Kill the stupid ass Chain.
I didn't go step-ass heart. I don't have spark actually what the fuck I mean DB step-ass heart. Yeah, whatever. I mean GA
GA IE shoujin bow
What the forge lucky gloves?
Yeah, whatever fuck it. I'm gonna be lost as fuck
DED I didn't even put this
What I put this on yeah, fucking
I just won for trauma return
Fuck it, no one cares what I'm doing, too. Fuck you.
Uh, I probably should have moved items.
I should have played, uh, this on, on this.
I guess I have two removers.
But the thing is, like, don't I want to swap these items around?
It's fine, I honestly would.
Like, if I hit, if I hit Fiora 2,
I can probably DD Fiora instead.
DD, Fiora, and I can move Zangas as well.
Is the, uh, Karma's just, uh, Chrono.
It's, uh, it's pretty good.
It just heals whole board with, uh, a moveable object.
Can't be bad.
This one, fucks. No cap off.
I'm making 30 here, it's not even bad.
Morgana on Carousel, geez, then.
A Milio.
A Briar.
Do I have Briar items? Okay, it's gone.
I'm just gonna Milio.
I don't even like Milio that much though.
I feel like Milio's better than Karma, fuck Chrono.
I mean, I'm throwing items.
I don't really care about shape.
But I feel like shape is probably better than Chrono.
Also, I'm kinda done to roll here anyway.
I'm sitting on 40 gold now, innovating lock-hits, and you can't miss here, Mervanna.
Another Mervanna, a Rock-on, a Briar.
I shouldn't have put on this, it's fine though.
Rock-on paired, paired, paired.
I feel like Milio's better.
Is it?
Ah, fuck Chrono.
Like fuck, they have fuck Chrono.
Actually, is it?
Yeah, fuck Chrono.
And if I hit Rock-on too, like, they just fuck off on board.
I just put random briar, it's fine.
10 gold still, it's not even bad.
And yet, Charm here, GG's.
Okay, I'm buying this, I'm just gonna give you a fucking zero on the phone.
End of game.
And yeah, you trash then.
Yeah, you trash.
And yeah, you trash.
Anyone? Hello? Can I get something?
Please, if you are a paired?
Another briar?
The fuck is this? Hello?
Pee!
REE! REE! REE! REE!
I need this gold, please. I need this one.
Please, please, please, please.
Hello?
Hi.
Hello?
Man of the same nilio?
Arcana plus one?
I don't think he's that strong, but I don't have a single two-star, not one.
Alright, I got Starax down, another Starax over here, that's pretty good.
He gave me, thanks Ward, stupid-ass Tarot. Thanks for nothing, you idiot.
Let me trash them, plus 10. Let me trash. Okay.
Let me 30 HP, I'm sitting on Briar pair, Rockon pair, I can just play Rockon over this.
Over Moober, oh, oh, oh, thanks buddy.
Except it's probably, I'm pretty sure, actually I guess I can put on some, some shitter or something.
But I don't want it to steal my items though, from the middle of the yelp. Karma.
Okay, I just realized what the fuck am I even rolling for now?
I mean, I could Zonya's the shitter.
What the fuck did I even roll again for?
Minus whatever the fuck.
I don't even care about Rokhan anymore.
He just not worth it, 30 issues to realize.
I just lost my Zonya's instantly, holy fuck.
Okay, also, you know what's fucking useless is this Milio.
My entire board is full item.
So why am I playing fucking Milio?
Also, how does Varus ever kill?
My Milio is throwing items to fucking Bardo 1, the Briar that's one unit and get the
fuck off my board.
And yeah, you trashed then.
Chrono is Chrono, Rambo Vest.
I mean, it throws items to this.
I mean, I guess it also throws items to Morgana.
Honestly, why not just go for a Preserver then?
I just play Preserver Warriors.
Fuck it, it's so cheap.
I should have probably marked on Amtroling.
I have no anti-over-this fucking Briar.
Am I killing anything anytime soon? Anyone?
Anyone?
He's double 950.
Very treasures into
what the forge do you have any self-respect.
Bro, it's not even that good.
On stage, uh,
like it's 5-3, man.
Like on 4-2, like it's not even that broken.
Okay, it's broken, but it's not that broken.
Like yeah, I mean yeah, what is my Gwen even doing?
I
Don't think I can out-ramp this unless I can just randomly. Oh ashes. I guess I have dragon. I
Don't think I can out-ramp this. I just sure don't have enough damage. I have no anti-heal
My Gwen is trying his best. The Zonius reset the sacks. I bought the dragon to lose
yay
I mean five costs a milio and it doesn't really matter. I have one remover
TRIVERZANIA'S D.D.
TRIVERZ D.D. SEAKERS.
I mean, I have to sell my pairs, fuck that.
Yeah, fuck it.
I don't even know why I've rolled more.
I mean, at the same time, am I really going 9th in this slot? Probably not, man.
Eh?
Prowler's Claw?
Sitting on 4 fucking pairs?
16 HP.
Oh wait, oh fuck, I have Prowler's Claw!
Oh, oh, sorry!
I just ascended on my ass
Are these others better on morgue it has to be right one roll for charm. I mean, I still I mean it's too late
I'm never going down ever now
But these pairs are like fake now. Oh, give me a rock on the book. Okay. He's
Okay, I think I'm dead
Ryer to I got perfectly though. How the fuck I've no anti-heal these level 10 I
Died with morgue to I went six
Bro, who- who is this guy even fighting?
This guy- I beat this guy earlier because he was just sitting on 50 gold level 9, then he goes 10.
Look at his board! Just look!
Even with Diana 2 Blaster, like, you can't tell me my board is losing to this trash man.
It's not possible. His board is so fucking bad. It's so bad.
He can't kill a single one of my units.
Well, I mean, I got perfect lethal. Okay, I need to go pee
Did you figure out Arkana warrior board? Oh, it's just it's just uh when you play karma you can easily
Like if you have shiver all you just play karma with the anti-heal and then you just flush your front line
And then it's not always shape. It's not always like Bastion. You can also play Arkana and that's just the board
I've been sleeping like
I've been sleeping like oh fuck like six hours yesterday. Oh wait, oh no no. Yesterday I slept
six hours and then the previous day I slept six. But the thing is it's like six hours is usually a
lot but uh it's like acceptable but it's been like 20 it's been like 28 hour days. So now
also who's playing tomorrow worlds schedule pain versus movie star oh it's
PSG versus 100 T fuck okay a Niko has a full-time job at Riot works on set 15
while playing set five or while while being the same LP as you bro you having
a job at Riot you can these guys are even working low-key but really you
You actually have a good take. WTF. Load into the office at 11am. Lunch break from 1pm to 4pm. What's this? 5pm? I'm out of here then. GG's!
Ezreal, Pear, Swing, Warwick. I just have a Vrod.
Let's see one more component. Like low-key Vex game. Not really.
Do I even care about Ezreal? Not really because I have Rumble.
Okay. I'll probably play some AP Flex.
G.G.
Rod VS Sword.
Cut to Rise.
Epoch. Pandora's items.
I mean, Epoch and Full Gold Opener is...
It's not Full Gold Opener, but it's basically Full Gold Opener.
So I don't really like it that much.
Fortune favors the Bold.
I don't even like this argument that much. You just get fucking stat checked by Glissand, you just go A.
Plus one.
Okay, and I just play towards...
What even is the item prior on Karma?
Like, is it just Gwen Karma duo?
It's a leftover trash.
Call it a day.
Q'n has muted for what?
Blue buff? I mean, I'm gonna slam. I'm not gonna sit here and not make Shorjin Rebedance.
You only have like every round you only have a one and eight fucking chance to hit the fucking or one and seven chance to hit the
tier
And like yeah, blue buff is better, but like broken the fuckers. I
Get to play the shogun rabbit-ons for the entirety of stage two
GG
No, but I'm saying from this spot. Like it's probably just like red buff
Red buff anti-mr. I just productized red buff anti-mr, and then I'll just figure it out
Okay, loads into office loads into K3 surgery stream. I'm eight. Why is half the lobby open?
What's going on over here?
I think Fortune is a good bailout if you're opener or shit, like I don't even like it.
You don't want to take a good opener and just take Fortune to be like, alright bet.
Time to open.
But if you're opener is already fucking shit, you might as well just take it, like I mean
I can play 4 Blaster potentially, I'm going to beat him anyway, I might as well just
sit here and agree going gold with the fuckers.
I mean it's half Morello, but I kind of want to go for Red Buffer shift.
I think Spark is okay as well.
Save Belt or not.
I mean, it's half Belt item, but I mean, Rumble 2 is Rumble 2, so I don't even need some fake front line.
And I'm not just gonna roll this to a bow or a tier.
Actually, it's probably, yeah, it's probably a bow or a tier, or even Rob is probably fine with a tier.
Bro, I don't even want to keep the tier, though.
I mean, yeah, it's half fucking shit, half blue.
Fuck yeah, man.
I feel like blue on Gwen.
Gwen this Gwen unit I don't even understand where her damage is coming from
It's just a GG. Why does it look kind of strong? Hello?
My way died it got a colleague heck room. I would have won this round
I would have won this round if I didn't get wrapped by heck room on the right
But I positioned for a set to go because that's go a stronger. I wanted to kill this first. Oh my and now
I just lose my 10 streak. Okay
Fucked. I'm actually eight
New new you can't miss you actually can't miss
How much gold am I at is trade tracker good in karma is trade record just straight up better than golden quest
Yeah, okay, I think I won the game then okay
trade tracker
Into an uncontested giga first
Because if I get like share ones, I'll just roll it like who the fuck cares
Oh laugh
36th the level
Big games mentorship
This is a loud also done a single front-line item, but why am I even playing shape? I don't know
I don't think I'm enough money to for one it though
But I kind of want to cash out one turn and then I have more turns to roll my emblems
Because I might for my 414243 are gonna be so weak because I don't have enough gold. I need like I don't know I
Just I need a little bit of gold and I'm actually back
there's a jinx that gives sugarcraft and hunter I'm for frost like this is just
shape like if I can drop these two for for plus two yeah be not easy for a lot
yeah but I don't have one and then if I can cash out with that then I can just
for one and let's just like something else that's pretty pretty close just
prior work I mean it's shape does this like I don't think so unless it's
is it bugged? I mean it's probably not bugged. I mean it's fine. I'm still gonna play this, it's fine.
I'll play this trash. I'm gonna lose any condom hold zillion.
Cause like how come druid works?
But Briar doesn't work. Explain that to me. Explain that to me. I can't. I can't.
I mean one druid and I can cash out as well. I can play like Varus.
That's trash. I kinda want Sterex.
Honestly, I'm so healthy, I'm gonna fortuit it. Like, it's not even worth it.
Also, if I go ship here, holy fuck, I don't have a single front item.
Yeah, whatever, fuck it.
I'm so poor. I'm so healthy as well. I can also just drop Warwick, or Olaf, Jinx,
for bardo, zillion plus chrono that works as well.
It doesn't really matter, I'll figure something out.
I'm sitting here feeding my...
I'm done feeding, I'm kinda scared.
It doesn't even have a single item.
Okay, I'll just roll those.
68 HP, I have some time to just roll and see what I hit, and then I'm gonna roll.
I definitely want to play around TK, like arcana TK with a movable object and then
Bardo the preserver and then I just went out yeah I'm fucking last big I'm down
to just go highest cost probably I got portal and eldritch milio re2 this is
just for us have a nico-2 on my bench Bardo cameo paired fiora warwick like
just wait I'm down to emblems oh oh oh oh sorry I'm down to emblems for now
But these are gonna roll into this emblems. I'm sitting on the fucking briar pair cameo pair. I'm gonna not be repaired, but that's fine
Do I even have?
I'm not gonna be playing warrior eventually. Okay, I get preserver plus one and honestly it's 100 plus one fine
Or should I just roll it? I mean I can play Olaf. Oh fuck Nesis
I found my first karma, and I don't think I'm gonna keep the Olaf
Hunter I need I need one TK, and then I'm gonna remove her this blaster
And then I just go TK over what's it called and I just went out
Yeah, I mean I'm so close to fucking winning out fuck the hunter
I mean I do need one TK though, and then let me let me just re-roll the blaster now
I might as well just commit both and just shoot more of this like who the fuck cares
Like all of TK over this and this is my board. It's actually fine
It's not a dead Niko basically, but I mean it's fine two stars two star and play Gwen over Niko
going over Niko, TK over that and that's a board. It was actually good. Another Arcana
plus one, Chrono plus one. What the fuck does Chrono plus one do? What the fuck does
Warrior plus one now do? I'm so close to winning out. My entire board is one-star
by the way. I don't have a single two-star. I'm Arcane-ing Ari, but honestly I don't
even want to Arcana TK anymore. Because I have no what's it called. My entire
Guys it's fine. My entire board is one-starred. Just wait buddy. I'm just losing 42% damage. I don't have a single two-star, man
Hello, hello, I'm acting. I shouldn't have a I should drop
I should I drop
Ardo
What the fuck is this shit, man? I still don't have a single two-star
Alright, this is for sure with what's it called.
How is this even possible?
I don't have a single two-star!
I'm last pick.
Bro, come on, come on, no one takes this, man.
Like there's no way anyone takes this shit.
Oh, okay, I got, okay, nice, okay, okay, okay, that's good.
Oh, that is good then.
I'm gonna move all object, chrono, preserver with what's it called.
I don't even have to play Vazillion, 30MR, I'm gonna measure this roll, rock
on and go five preserver as well.
Bro, fuck warrior.
real warrior, and then GA this, 5 preserver, I lose some HP, and then I also make Econ,
BT, Sterak's, and I'll still pair, and then I'll just roll the fucking Chrono as well,
fuck it.
I mean I did kill it, but why is it that I'm still gonna lose, because that is the
thing.
3 Chrono, warrior, physical damage, I mean there's scholar plus 1, yeah fuck it scholar
plus one it's not even that bad feed or no two stars for you buddy honestly you
right as fuck yeah fuck it like I'm so I'm too last guaranteed yeah there's no
way I get I have to get fucking 80 to die here eight oh you think I'm getting
eight old buddy be dead I should roll for charm here oops okay why did I feed
again oh I mean then I'm gonna just keep eating like who the fuck here is
than mage plus one. Can I even play this shit? Should I just go shiv as well? Like double shiv?
Yeah, fuck it double shiv then. Zerath. Now I think this is two lives. I have to get 5-0 to die.
5-0? Surely? I don't think I killed a single unit here. I got perfectly filled. Like how, man?
Like how? Like, bro, I'm just stuck on level 8, man. Like, I don't even understand. I could
straight up TP to 9 and just like oh my five preserver I mean I just get
stat checked by Kalista I mean this guy probably doesn't kill a single unit I
mean I'm not beating this guy he's Morgana to Zerath 2 level 9 bears 2 and
I'm just sitting here stuck on 8 because I'm true zero every single
fucking turn until 5-5 I got Karma 2 on 5-5 carousel and I ended the game on
on 6-1 still not TK-2.
Entire board one-star trash.
Wait, hello? Is Milk here?
Wait, Milk, did you know that trade tracker is in Taylor anymore?
Hello? Anyone? Hello?
How can you play so much and be sooo bad?
This Colossus shit is just pissing me off.
I don't get it.
And don't get it.
my board fucking sucks okay Varys karma Calista Varys karma Calista
Vhagar, three gold, nothing.
Warwick paired, boots crank, Vhagar.
Kuhn has muted themselves. Holy fuck, he almost lost.
Okay, somebody have my opener then.
Warwick paired, boots paired, Nomsie paired.
Belt though.
More gold, VF sword, okay, BF belt, that is a Varus game.
GGs!
Stationary support in Varus, is that good?
I mean Pandora's items is not that good I think.
I think my items are actually, like I'm going to be losing anyway.
I might as well go Stationary support.
I will allow it.
But then if it gives me like Banshee's fail, I'm going to start bitching.
I'm going to go Pandora's items into Kalista as well.
Oh, he's a full open patience as a virtue, but I don't really want to contest that.
You can't do a close one.
GG's.
Like Nights Vow, Banshee's, like all this trash.
Not gonna be very happy.
Level 3, one more turn.
Warp paired, Boots paired, Nomzi paired.
Ya can't miss.
I'm even Lilia paired.
I'm gonna stall my frontline a little bit.
Like fuck it, like I just roll once for charm, fuck it.
Wow, I missed.
I mean the thing is, like I don't even mind rolling once for charm here.
It's not even bad. I'm so fucking rich regardless.
I'm kinda down.
Like I'm down for sure.
Yeah, fuck it, one roll.
Nomzi too.
And maybe Tronkwon sucks though, but it's fine.
I didn't hit a...
I rolled once to fight it open.
Oh, it says not even open, don't mind him.
And then now I'm level 4, the odds for one cause aren't even that bad still.
Watch this!
I kinda wanna play strongest, and then if I lose the round I'll just play level.
The Rumble's not even bad holding, I'm always playing very serious here.
Two people are open.
I'm gonna lose to that, and I might be bad, but...
Honestly, isn't it just a pre-level regardless?
Like, rumble can easily be fun and nice. Level 5, great.
Like, I would have to sell... Like, if I... I don't want to sell two things.
Luster.
Galio.
Zig-za.
So, I don't make 10 next turn.
I don't make 20 next turn, regardless.
Zig-za.
He's level 5, making 10.
Zig-za.
Okay.
Watch this.
Yeah, I can't miss. I don't want to sell non-Z2 though. I'm gonna just commit to this side
Like blitz rumble
That is don't play towards the frostline
You know matter what I'm making 20
Niko 2 and he's making 20
Get a one-star champion of the first chance to die
I'm gonna also rumble
He gives a blitz crank. It's not even bad
Can give a heck of rim
Alright buddy, don't sell, don't sell. I need it.
That's too gold for me. No selling.
Oh, thanks buddy.
Aw man, bro, I think this guy was 3 gold, man. It was 3 gold.
So I'm just minus 2 for free.
I mean, the good news is if I kill this first,
oh, please, please tell me I can kill the Blitzcrank, please, please, I need it.
Oh, nice. Blitz 2, nice.
Alright, not bad.
Not bad, making 30 here.
Blitz 2.
Michelleana, but that's okay.
Where is one blaster for blaster plus one odds? A tier that is acceptable?
Warmogs is a zero gold Krugs. I mean good thing I sold the shit, nothing three
more for that shit. Blaster? There's no blaster. Now what? I mean I don't even
like, if I go Warmogs, is Warmogs Hodge better than, I mean if I go Warmogs
hodge is hodge good on mares or is it just guard breaker play around the tier
item in no with a game all right IE guard breaker half shogun half even
shroud G G building no fucking frontline items for who man this stupid
ass Tom Kench I'm good buddy stationer support making 50 here it's not even
bad guard breaker IE unified resistance in this comp it's true
gigawatts replication for items on 3 2 that's also true with I feel like unified
is beyond trash inspiring epitaph in this complex actually fine mark our
replication bounce budget like econ bounce budget or is epitaph better this
blaster plus one with yeah I'm bounce budget then and nice
Gensu into Kalista. Karma, karma. He's he's a hundred HP streaking Golden Quest.
Holy fuck! Blaster plus one station in support to Epitaph. 28 gold. You can't
miss buddy. He's still he won the round again. Okay he won the game. What is this?
Voha Yo! Bro you are trash. You are you are actual trash. It's just fucking
pathetic. I'm not even rich buddy. Relax. I mean who the fuck cares? You
You just cash out 4 or 5 and you just win out, man.
You want a wager that you're not going to win this game?
Because I'm going to wager that you are going to win the game.
The only way you don't win is if you open FF.
No glaze of player of your caliber, like, bro, you won the game, man.
Like, you think I'm stupid, buddy?
Psych, you trash.
I kill nothing.
There's no, uh, there's a rock on with a cloak.
I mean, I have three on a Varus.
That's pretty good.
What did he get?
What did he get?
A glove?
Red buff, IE, blaster, rabbitons.
All right, please, please, please.
Stationary support, stationary support, stationary support.
Stationary support.
I mean, that's fine, right?
It's all right.
Gain more damage, it's fine, it's not that bad.
I'm not really, I mean, it's damage,
I'm not damage, I'm like, is that even good?
What did he get?
Ice cream cone?
I mean, that's just frontline, it's not even bad.
I mean, this just looks good on this synergies.
Is it actually good?
Surely, I don't lose to a trade tracker,
or not trade tracker, Golden Quest.
But this twitch is a fucking genius.
Varus, I don't even think you can get Varus.
There's no way you can get Varus, wait, what?
I should've just forwarded to it.
I feel like this twitch is not even that bad.
No, okay, nah.
I didn't think Bounce of Budget to fucking forward to it, man.
You're Varus gonna hit like a wet noodle broy.
Just because the Varus doesn't have IE, IE,
doesn't mean it's trash.
Like, bro, like you can't just load it.
BF, glove, BF, glove, BF tier, like.
What?
I...
That's what comes back.
I don't have, I don't have, I'm playing Olaf Verus duo I think.
I don't have a single TK and I found one Verus with an Econ Augment.
Tell me right now I'm not 8.
He level 8 all in with no Econ Augment.
I don't even know how that's even possible.
I don't have a single TK?
I mean honestly the TK is fine because I'm just gonna play like some like I probably
just play towards like Huey plus, Huey, Nasus plus one, I don't play Arkana, but like bro like
how is this my board with an econ augment, man? I don't know. Great, Rock on two, Calista paired.
I don't have anti-heal. Not sure how I'm killing anything then. I also don't have anti-MR.
GG's then. I have an Auri on my board. I have a fucking Auri on my board. I don't have a
single TK and I have one bearish. How is this even allowed? I mean, okay, I mean, I'm gonna drop
four Fort Louser for sure, but Smolder is part of the team and that's cross as well.
I'm one way contested. He all in on level eight on four one with no econ augment. He rolled 20 gold.
The cloak's gone. I'm pretty sure it's just fucking anti-heal. Like, I can't afford to be
be playing this trash man it doesn't do anything it is a firm actually I sold
another Varus I I sold my I sold my heckerman should be Ari and I dropped
the two fucking the thingies but I'm an idiot so I wanted to do this there's
paired man these are playing it before golden plus cash out I guess this is so
fucking unbelievable actually I guess I'm just like way not really okay there
I'm in Shirley, I know anti-heal is fine, I play 4 blaster with this thing frontline,
yeah, I mean it's my board even that bad, 4 blaster, 3 frost, GGs, he's arcana plus
one blaster plus one.
And this is part of the frontline, it's 2 fucking now, you idiots, there's no cloak,
there's res I don't have anti-anti whatever the fuck, I don't even want to go anti-heal
I can never kill this shit.
Plus main street 33.
Not good.
G.A. Ashok on the right though.
Just look at my board.
I roll down 40 gold and I don't see a single fucking bear sword DK.
And just look, this is my econ spot.
I'm stuck here.
I'm just stuck here.
Pressing D for an aces too.
What the fuck does that do?
I have an Olaf on my board.
An Olaf.
I just play Hunter over Diana and that's just my board.
You got the belt buddy.
GGs, okay, I kinda need anti-heal here.
I need anti-over, sure.
How many units am I killing, zero?
Ah, great.
GGs guys, just look at my board man, just look.
The problem is, if there's no item
for the thing on Carousel,
I am just going unconfested eight.
If there's no item for Paris on Carousel, I'm out.
Nevermind, I won't even make it to Carousel.
Am I in my top not eight? Nah, I'm probably still eight. I'm eight then.
There's a Morillo, Shogun, IE, Runan's or Lasasvara. Lasasvara?
It's probably still Lasasvara, a smaller pig. It's fine. It's still not bad.
At least there's an item. If there's no item, I'm out of here.
GA, Starax, Starax. This is even the highest AD.
Maybe I can just scam him. It just jumped to the left and now me.
Actually, that's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna sleep. Okay?
Top 9-8. Okay? Top 6. So that's pretty good, I guess.
GG's then. Still good. I mean, I am opposite side of the Vhagar.
Yup. GG's.
Alright, well, I'll go ahead and next game then. GG's.
Can you explain to me how this guy...
You know he 4-1'd with 20 gold, by the way?
Like I have I have an extra 28 gold and I for 140 and I'm trying to be lenient here
He literally leveled to eight on for one
It almost hit various too faster than I did
With 20 gold on for one like let me just show you the roll done like that. He had just look at this shit
Like shit shit like this can exist. This is a four to by the way
Uncontested as well. Ready? One roll, cameo, that's one. Second roll, zillion. And third roll,
Katarina and Lillia. Fourth roll, double rock on, and fifth roll, double Clista,
Golden Niko. I'm going straight to ten. What? Like it's like, I'm not happy man. This is
is just like, isn't my spot on 4-1 there
like a guaranteed top four?
It's actually unbought for horrible.
You play that spot on 4-1 a hundred times,
you probably bought four like 10 times.
I mean, that's not for horrible for sure.
But like when you just sit here
and you just waste 20 minutes playing,
like even trying to play your early game
to a low roll, a 10% variance on your roll down,
it's just like, bro, like I don't understand
why even interact with the game.
Why like, why even play the game?
You could actually teach a fucking straight-up kindergarten to just not interact, slam the same 4 items, 4-1 fucking send it for Rakan and Kalista.
You just tell them, hey, I know it makes too much sense to upgrade the Hecarim, but just don't upgrade Hecarim and Katarina, and Seraphine is better than Tristana too, because that's an extra 2 fucking shops you can see.
The only upgrades that matter are Kalista 2 and Rakan 2 if you're contested, because after you hit Kalista 2 and Rakan 2, you can roll for charms when it's cheap to roll,
and then you'll find the fucking the jacks the zillion the cat arena the trash later man like yeah, it's just I just
Like basically if you're playing this game
Just I'm telling you you will climb much harder if you just don't eat anything
Any forecast comp that you're playing?
Excluding karma. So basically you're playing Varus Varus tk or Kalista rock on okay, Kalista rock on you for sure don't upgrade in
In Varus, like, you actually have to upgrade the Ezreal and Tristana, like the units aren't even bad.
But don't upgrade Hui. If you upgrade Hui or Hecarim, you're going fucking 8.
You're actually going 8. You're using 20 gold for Watt.
I think Q'n just went 1-1, and he has not interacted with the games for the first 10 rounds both times.
G? G. You mad brother?
Shut the fuck up Q'n, rat bitch!
Like oh my this guy just sits here and harasses me for no reason man
Honestly Titian's crown opening might be worse than
Yay, that's good then
Calista, I mean surely he doesn't win out this oh my wait. It just gave me a gold. Oh
Okay, 10% chance the shop is looking pathetic in like I
I, I, I mean, Poppy paired, Lillia paired, Zoey paired.
Wandering trainer also gives gold.
Rain gold is like pretty good though,
but I think wandering trainer,
especially in Fawn Galaxy is like too much value.
I mean, double down full open into Calista.
I think wandering trainer is actually good though.
And my openers are pretty close.
What, I guess something good.
I got Mage plus one and Sugar plus one.
Is that good?
Sugar plus one, maybe?
I do have a whatever the fuck this is if I go JG on Gwen if I go Morello play around
glove JG play around belt I'm going JG for fuck fuck more
little play around glove oh oh fuck oh I oh yeah I need a jinx or something else and
I'm going forced mage I mean I can easily play three mage it's so fucking easy I
I just play Soraka plus plus some sugar
Soraka plus Yumi or Nami call it a day
GGs
Not eight
Maybe I can also even play five mage with Galeo
Galeo rumble and then I have JG for for Gwen because I can play like zillion bardo
Vex as well
I make 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Fairy plus 1, Scholar.
I might as well just make Econ make 10.
I wouldn't even upgrade to easy, it's too expensive.
My board is actual trash.
If I lose, I lose, it's fine.
This guy's a collector on Twitch 2.
Oh, I killed some, I guess.
I'm still Last Pick.
No, like, I'm actually Last Pick.
It's not like a fake Last Pick.
Like, I'm straight up Last Pick.
Oh, I got it.
cost here oh my I won the game I won the game I was just here my opener is so
good my stage three is just straight up set up and then like the weakest part of
stage three or the weakest part of sugar is stage three this big are as well I
am so poor I am broke I'm not playing no fucking big are this game I have
I have mage plus one odds, sugar plus one odds
If I have sugar plus one odds, am I just playing not...
This guy's 10 gold, holy shit
What bro, it's fun, oh it's uh, I loaded it with it and it gave me a gold over there
They changed fawn so it gives gold and I loaded it in the game with Seraphine
It actually gave me a gold too
It gives uh, it's a 10% chance to drop one gold if you uh get the thing
I'm gonna remove it and then try to see if I get a tear over there
And like I said, yeah fuck it's Seraphine 3 I am like a new level of portable
I didn't even I didn't even fucking make a con here. I meant to sell this and make it make 30
But I was too busy doing math
oops
Either way, I'd like true this I have a blue buff. I have blue buff
This is half anti-heal
I don't really want to make you even charred. What is this?
Port cold, it's just witch.
Why does this guy look so fucking strong?
Eh?
I am I so whore.
Sugar plus one.
Fuck, their spellcaster is the thing though.
Because it's basically a fawn and he gives me components, like right now.
It's actually too good.
I am broke.
I mean it's not even that bad of a loss.
I'm sugar plus two, it's fine.
I am so poor.
There's a bardo, a zillion, bardo, zillion, I don't even know if I'm playing mage.
I mean, I probably will play mage, it's pretty easy I think, nah it's not that good, I mean
it's alright.
I mean, I'm one way from Charmed, Soraka two, Gane gold, Alistar, can I play Alistar?
It's fairy plus one.
Oh yeah, it's zillion, it's zillion for rumble.
I mean my board fucking sucks
Belto cloak
I mean blue buff JG plus one blue buff JG BT. I also need a spark. I also need some anti-heal
I also wouldn't mind anti-mr. I also wouldn't mind sterak's duo carry. I
I just I'm just I have a 40 gold. I
Don't know
What the fuck to do here?
I mean, it's gone
be
T
BT is good boob up JG BT BT I mean that's pretty good. I'd say
There are jinx. I'm losing fairy plus one
For jinx, but I mean I mean I have to and I also can't level here because I'm I'm a new level of broke
I'm losing the fairy item though, but it's fine
There's a fairy. I know it does get stats
But I can't level like if I love you, I'm gonna be fucking zero old and I mean I'm playing a three unpassed
How many units do I kill in here then?
Zero.
Seraphine.
Cristana.
Rumble.
A BT.
Like, I probably just won't play Jynx, but the problem is if I find Olaf too, like, and then you just itemize the BT on Olaf.
It's kinda good.
Really good.
How many stacks am I at? Oh, not 270 stacks. What the fuck is this? It looks like a burst.
Wait, I think I'm about to win out.
Like, it looks like I'm poor, but I'm not even that poor.
He got a Zeke's.
Oh no.
Oh no.
What happened to my board?
I died in 2 milliseconds.
Like it looks like I'm broke, but like I'm going to be catching up in like maybe 3 turns or something.
So as long as I find like something to stabilize my board so I don't get like 10 owed.
Or like maybe even scam around.
And if I can get into like stage 4 with like 30 HP,
or stage 5 with 30 HP,
it's probably a win out then.
sugar with zero items on sugars it doesn't fucking matter it's your entire
board it's your entire board it does not fucking matter okay it's okay
product a more low more little play around how much gold am I rolling I think
a total of three gold combat bandages whole board silver veal exiles
Miss connections, Kong of Vendages, Tristana, Frizo, Buffy, Bardo, Nami, Baird, Vex, Zilean,
Formage, Soraka, Rakan, Formage. I mean, Krono is actually good though. Blue buff, Morello,
J.E.G. Okay, I find one Vex and I'm back in the game. Yeah? Or not Vex. I have a Galio,
5 Mage over something, over Poppy, and a Ergwen, 1 Gwen. I'm carrying a fucking Nami
right now. It's fine, it's fine. I'm out of cashouts. Like, don't worry. Bro, I'm
not even gonna go Nami too, like fuck that. I'm cool with Rock on 2 though. I'm
whatever the fuck I mean it's fine what can I do Merlo and Belto and the Belto
let's go to the Jinx mage it's fine we're scaling guys and I'm about to cash
out buddy gee I mean I mean it's Jinx gone for
corona probably and that's just my board I mean I could play Vex but like the
like yeah what the fuck does that do okay what's this I'm there's Vex that gives
me just well for who for nothing Vex and in nothing okay chain vest I don't know
how I'm doing this shit he what the forged he what the forged into vampire
acceptor oh my what I say 30 HP what's my HP 23 okay I think I'm eight oh
Oh, okay, maybe I'm not eat convert to no diff. I
Don't really want to sell this
Six sugar for preserver
This has to be like true this what's his name?
Yeah, it's a million bomb you trash then okay. I'm still two lies. I'm just saying
102
Let me remove her
I mean, what if you were to I'm really gonna hit you or two
Yeah, I'll just I'll just remove this for now, but it's probably gonna be remover both
So, the way it's here, I kinda want that, but I also don't have anti-MR.
That is not good for me.
I'm not gonna get anti-MR regardless.
I'm fucked.
Very straight for 5 Preservers.
Okay, honestly, with the new Titans, it's not even that bad.
Fuck step that's right.
Where does that survive on?
Team trashed.
When do I cash out?
I think I need to survive one more round.
Am I gonna survive one more round?
Wait.
I still have to survive this round though.
I mean, Nade, that's pretty good.
There's a Fiora around back then, hopefully.
I mean, surely, I don't know, he's Camille too.
He has no Gintzu though.
And maybe he can't, it doesn't have the DPS to kill Gwen.
I got my entire board stunned.
This Camille too is just spurting all over my entire family.
Mike, Gwen just missed.
What?
Whoa, is he ascending?
Sure, we're thinking of the time.
GG.
I think I deserve it.
Any comps you've been enjoying this patch?
Yeah, my favorite is Calista. That shit is really fun.
It's the fucking best. You go level 8, you roll for 2 units, you make sure what's really
important is you make sure you don't upgrade anything else other than Rakan and Calista.
You just need one copy. Bro, if you make Jax too, that's another shop you could have
seen. Are you trying to lose? You make Zillian too? Bro, that's 2 shops!
Don't even get me started on Hecarim 2 or Catarina 2.
You just lost another three shots.
Six gold to upgrade that trash.
Don't think so buddy.
But what's called is actually good though.
The Jax and Lillia are actually kind of important.
Unleash the beast, item payout, scoreboard scrapper into Kalista.
I mean it's item payout so I kind of like, caretakers a lot.
Slamming as well.
Like one econ and it's item payout.
What doesn't kill you he's gonna open them. Oh nice got a free round then G
G
Um, I need to see this guy's close to for sure. He's opening the close up. This has also opened the close. I think
This guy's gonna play some vertical eldritch. This guy's molten fucking caramel. This guy's trait sector with
Not sure yet. He's that's your grab bag level four. It probably had no other choice
Not really sure and then this has hunting frenzy. I think I'm uncontested varus
G? Rise time. Oh, actually, no, you're right. I'm unconfested. Rise. That's that's fucking great. Rise. GG.
Oh, this guy is trade sector. It's a Varus, I think, because he's level four. Unless he's playing
some like level six board, I doubt it. And this guy's Calista, Calista. This guy's bow gargoyle.
honestly how bad is taking heroic grab bag as an econ augment and you just
don't get baited into reroll is it even that bad bro it's like it's a good
amount of gold you're making like your first interval is like pretty fast cast
it in two it's kind of I'm kind of down also I don't even have to play
Varus I can just play karma from the spot and if that's the case I can just
I just go Titans on this piece of shit, zilean, like I just go Titans VET, like fuck it, and
then now I just play towards, it's just too strong of a mid game, like this Titans VET
fucking cast is just gonna fucking speed run me a fucking tense rate, and I just play
karma from this spot, am I a fucking beast?
Maybe, the proceeds losing, I mean I'm probably not yet man, like stage 3, starting
stage 3, like once I start getting the support for this piece of shit, but this fucker just
doesn't have the support yet. It's like true gigabits on Kassadin. This fucker is just,
you cannot lose, it's actually impossible for a miss Kassadin 3. And it's not even that
much of an investment because I'm still making 20. And I think karma, like no matter how
much econ you have, unless you have a double down with full open on top of an open galaxy
or econ galaxy, it's so hard to 4-1 because the karma board is worth 7 million fucking
old but I'm pretty sure I'm uncontested karma this game unless he's playing karma
because he's scared of the Calista lottery maybe maybe I don't really know I
don't really care if I win or lose honestly like this unit don't just make
30 and now my game's just set up because I find one one multi-striker and then
even if I don't find multi-striker I can just level for zilean and it's fine
and then my level my stage three I'm probably gonna load into 4-2 with
like 70 HP and I think I won the game. Wait why don't I play Xillian last turn? Do I even
beat this guy? I mean I probably beat him next turn. I'll buy it if I win this round.
Young Wild and free when I'm really low. Mentorship, one. I mean for sure I want to play. I mean
Nashor's 2 this is like a 10th streak right now. But like do I even care about, I mean
I'm only in two more components.
I definitely don't think I'm gonna be able to do this.
If I lose to this, I'm not gonna be very happy.
It's gonna be a little regardless.
Or this casted in unit, look at this shit.
How do you, how can you lose with this?
But you can't even lie, this Titan's VP into Karma
instead of Varus was like, it's correct for sure.
The game just gives me a casted in two
and I mean, how the fuck is this shit?
Oh man, young wild and free.
I'll just go bow, it's half ship,
half whatever the fuck it's called.
Half-shave, half-uh...
Something.
Uh, red buff.
For this chain vest is uh, not that good.
It's fucking terrible.
I'm like...
I'm fucking- fucking mentorship on this one, you need to learn who the fuck is.
Wait, I can play the kill instead of Shen.
Oops.
Sorry.
Honestly, if I'm uncontested...
Shouldn't I just fortify it?
Like this castanet is probably gonna be my strongest board until like, a decade from now.
Olaf.
Frost? Maybe I can get away with not rolling a single time.
And I just go straight to nine.
But this cast is actually kind of a demon.
Like I don't roll a single time, I just nine on five two and I just win out.
I'm rolling for sure. What the fuck is this?
Am I golden? My orb gave me double golden eco.
I'm about to just fucking send it.
I mean, honestly, hello?
This is my send?
This is my send?
The moment I find one fucking briar or whatever the fuck, I'm gonna just fucking send it to true zero.
I can protect my streak as well. I mean I can play fucking smaller than... Bro shut the fuck up.
Just go nine! Yeah, let's just sit on double golden Nico on my bench so we can go nine guys. Let's go nine!
Yeah, let's go nine guys! GG!
I didn't see...
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, oops.
I have a fucking three chrono...
I don't have a... I don't have a legendary giving mentorship.
I didn't buy a legendary giving mentorship.
I don't have mentorship on my entire board, man.
Help, help!
I didn't hold- I mean, bro, like, okay, but like, did I not see- did I not not see a single fucking legendary here?
Oh, yeah, I mean, I saw Camille, but like, like the actual ones, like any of the actual ones.
Not the shitter ones, man.
Smolder fucking Camille?
I mean, I mean, now I kind of want to hold it because I actually saw my board, but like, yeah.
What the fuck-
I just lost three golds. I'm an idiot.
Let me see what's going on over here.
Yeah, good one, first of all.
I can also just double gold in Niko Diana and just push.
I think I have a double mentorship, I actually kinda like GA a lot, I'm fucking last week though.
I mean, I'll probably just remove her later.
Go, Crown.
I don't have, I don't have anti-enlarge, but it's fine.
I have a fucking Naces on my board that does straight up nothing.
But also, why is this giving into some piece of shit?
Yeah, Naces too, no fucking dare fuck you then.
Morgana, these two Fioras, holding one blend.
I'm going to try to pull it up and over.
Radiant Gensu Gensu.
Yay.
I didn't see a single Briar or Diana in that amount of gold.
If I found it earlier, I would just insta-double-golden-niko and go straight to nine.
But now I'm forced to just sit here and play for Gwen 3, Fiora 3 out.
Like, what the fuck is this shit?
And now I'm eight.
This guy has two Fiora, one Gwen.
I might as well roll once for Charms or Razz.
Inside the bar.
Like if I found it on 4-1, it's just an instant gold and you go and then you just go and try to run.
But like now that I'm already stuck here, you might as well just go for the fucking gig out.
But it's like, did you like, did I want to play for this out? Not really.
Fuck this Nessus. Frontline Umi.
Okay, actually, I think if the Umi dies, that also dies.
This is the slowest motherfucker of all time.
Did he give up on Fyra?
Probably.
I'm not a loser man. I'm not even playing a bardo. I'm just sitting here with my fucking
Pismatic Drop on bench. I'm 8. Is this game mentorship? Diana too. On 8. And I'm just forced
to sit here and go for the fucking 3 star out piece the time I hit was 10 years ago
Oh man. This game is so fucking bad.
Really, the Morgana 2 right now doesn't even do anything.
It's too fucking late. I already committed my items to Gwen Fiora.
Morgana 2, yeah, Crown Guard. GG's, I guess. Crown Guard.
Am I still too loud after this?
Actually, can I kill this, you think?
Probably not. It's like looking unkillable.
Actually, Loki.
No, it's looking unkillable.
I'm eight.
Ryder.
I mean, if I die, like, whatever I die, I don't care.
It's too late, like I'm not gonna sit here and just sit Golden Niko
And double Golden Niko a fucking Morgana on stage five
But I feel like 70 gold on 4-1 surely you find one of Briar, Diana or Morgana
70 gold on 4-1 and
If I find that bro, that's an instant double Golden Niko. I'm going 9
Like holy fuck
Oh GGs guys
GG's. Yo, GG's, guys. 70 gold, 4-1. I see 0 Briar, 0 Diana, 0 Morgana, GG.
And then now I'm just forced to play for a 3 star 4 cost out.
If I see the Morgana on 5-1, it's already too fucking late, man. It doesn't do anything.
The value of the golden Nicos? Okay, hello? Do I really have to explain this, or can I just save my breath?
Okay, I I think
I'm gonna go ahead and save my breath and if you don't understand honestly, I don't really care
Died with two Niko's Keck W. Just keep Keck W. GG's
May I ask why not go 4-5 and roll 9 since you're a high HP and wait for Calista players to roll?
I'm sure. Oh, there's only two. Okay. Yeah, honestly, I'll respond because it seems like you're
You're a nice guy. If you have double golden Niko
You can just instantly, you don't want to sack,
I don't have enough gold to nine on four, four or five,
but you don't want to sack until five, one, go nine
and then save the golden Niko for two legendary five costs.
Because if you just roll all of your gold,
upgrade all of your four costs, like Fiora, Gwen,
and you find one copy of Diana or Morgana or Briar.
So that's game plan A.
You find one copy and then you instantly double golden Niko
and then you just start selling your bench
because you're stable off of that.
And then you just go 9 and you just save HP the entire stage.
But let's say you lose 1 round with your 2-star because you're underrolled because, or it's not you're underrolled, but like you're okay with,
it's cheap to spike, but you're okay with not spiking because you have a lot of HP to work with and you have a 2-star 5-cost on your board already.
Then you just make Econ the entire stage and then go 9 on 5-2 and then recap.
But the thing is, if you're gonna, like you 100% roll an 8 with double Golden Niko because if you find 1 copy of any of the premium
Titan's BT holders, that's not fucking Camille.
You just straight up,
insta-golden-double-nico and you're just giga-stable
and you're just guaranteed top two.
And then if you don't hit those,
your plan B is to just sit there on level eight
and go for a three star four cost.
If you are going to sit there and sac four or two,
or four, one, four, two, four, three, four, four,
or four, five, and four, six,
and you're like, oh, here's your Morgana.
Is this two-star Morgana actually going to do anything for your end-game ADP when you already lost 50 HP?
No, man. If you're double Golden Niko, 5-1, 5-0, you might as well. I was... I got... I got perfect lethaled.
You might as well just sit there and go for a 3-star 4-cost out, because if you do hit, your placement is a first.
If you don't hit, your placement is a fifth.
And I feel like, I mean, I don't know how else to say it.
Like, I mean, those are the two game plans.
You can't just fucking sit there and stack until 5-1,
stack 50 HP, go 9, and your prismatic orb is 2, 2 star 5 costs.
Because on starting 5-5 with other people with prismatic orbs,
they're going to have 2 star 5 costs as well.
Like if you hit the Magana Diana or Briar early,
you can get, you can get...
You can like your your worst case scenario is probably a third at worst
So your AVP is in the tubes. However, if you are going to sack four rounds and then be like alright
Yeah, time to go to Nico the Morgana with a fucking crown guard and nothing else
Your AVP is in the fours. Anyway, you might as well just play for your AVP of winning the game
Oh, yeah, I'm just sorry man. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not mad at you by the way
It's just some people are genuinely sitting there like question mark. Why don't you go to Nico Morgana?
What the fuck does that do? I'm gonna sit here and double golden Niko so I can get the exact same AVP
No, man, it like it doesn't fucking matter like I'm like if I die I die who the fuck cares it's that that fight
It's not a Morgana 2 diff. It's already it's already outscaled
It doesn't do anything. It's it's too late. I had to hit it on 4-1
Or I might as well have a new wincon because this Morgana 2 is no longer a wincon. It's not saving shit
This is definitely not my strongest board. It's Ziggs plus
I just fell asleep.
Alright, I'm in from this spot, Slammon, Giga Opener.
I'm going straight to 9.
Slammon, Nashor's Shiv.
Bro, I'm pretty sure it was Nashor's item, it was actually just Shredder broken.
Red buff in, or just leave Belt in.
Oh, it's not worth it.
I'm leaving Shred open for no reason.
It doesn't fucking matter.
It's loaded carousels.
I'm guaranteed to get some stuff later.
And then Nashor's Shiv is just too much temple early mid game.
If I lose my streak, I'm just gonna leave the game.
Can you even?
That guy has a Shyvana too.
I don't know why I don't find that, or I'm fucked.
Okay, at least I'm fighting him right now.
If I have one turn to beat him, it's this turn.
So I gain pick.
It's okay buddy, still made 10.
Keep your head up, you can do it.
Shyvana too.
Okay, it's time.
You think I'm gonna hit?
Holy fuck, this guy is strong.
Oh my god, what is this shit?
Warwick 2, Nomzi 2, Twitch 2, Zilean 2, Winter is coming.
Winter is coming, Zilean 2, Warwick 2, Twitch 2, not...
What the fuck?!
Okay, I think, I mean, I might actually be able to beat this, low-key.
I mean, I guess I'm just gonna start losing.
I said I was going straight to 10.
Yeah, I'm not going straight to 10, I think I'm going 8.
Warwick 2, Blitz 2, Ziggs.
I'm level 5, making 30, it's fine.
Yeah, fuck it, Rise Game.
I mean, I'm gonna lose, I'm gonna lose,
And I'm not sure but I'm kind of down to if I find one of these I'll just buy it next round for next round
I can level here for
I think he bought aftershock he's on one loss and he just fucking sent aftershock
What the fuck is this shit?
That's a load
Item collector
I mean item collector one and this can not be bad like it actually can't be bad
Loaded carousels, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 components already.
Yeah, it can't be bad. Partially, yeah, not a fuck bad.
R-Ree, also...
What the fuck am I gonna do in the front?
Alright, Loki though, I'm pretty sure you can actually play Rise.
Also, is Nashor's good on Gwen? Or is it Trash?
Like, is it buildable?
Because I have a tier rod, which wants to be like a mana item plus, like, Peralo probably.
Trash?
Yeah, it's like barely plus Delta though.
It's just that it's a
If I have I guess I can go Nashor's tier and then shift someone else and then actually build a real karma
Great who the fuck this guy even lose to by the way
On 3 I'm going to yeah
But I don't know if I can do anything. I don't collect their
Calista spat
I don't even know why I'm taking this spat. What spat can I make by the way?
Portal. Yeah, okay.
I mean, I need a reporter is what I need.
Portal. There's no fucking way you guys are still playing that shit.
Shit is just
unplayable, straight up unplayable.
Bardo.
Tear.
I'm porting.
Bardo.
Puppy.
Ree.
Fuck.
What is going on over here?
I think he just major gambit-ed.
Or minor gambit-ed. Great.
Okay.
Yeah, fuck it, witch bus one, then.
Shit, someone else, Nashor's.
I mean, Nashor's shit on Cassiopeia,
the Morello tier, spat item, low key.
But I need a cloak,
and then I need to find the witch bus one, or I mean.
Also, I don't have a single fewer item.
Not one.
Rhyzo, a bow, a chain, a spat,
a nothing, a nothing, a Cassiopeia,
a nothing, a way, a Cassiopeia, two cost,
Camelio, fuck portal, I'm three witchcraft
Gargoyle, bow chain, deer, and I have a spatula
Low key this board goes nine fuck
Yeah, witch plus one then
support golem
Like invested I sat this stage and I go ten and just recap
Except it's not even a state like I mean support golem even good from the spot
65
Yes, great idea soju
I mean now that you said it now I'm kind of scared
Okay, I'm not winning a single round. Yeah, I mean, it's not even bad actually. Oh
Oh my okay. I won the game then you trash. I mean, I didn't get a witch plus one. So now what I?
Mean I'm probably still going nine in camping around which was one though. I mean, it's actually good as fork
Wait, did I just lose slammin? I did lose slammin man. I'm fucking eight. Oh
Okay, it's fine like five one is still perfect interval. It's fine
What is perfect interval? Oh, it's like you buy intervals of four, but sometimes it like it breaks the interval or is it perfect interval 68
It's not perfect interval. It's not. It's not. Oh
My oh, okay, let me just roll into a charm karma
Swing to karma
GG's
I mean, I don't even think karma one is even better than I guess I can play karma plus
Wait, did I lose slamming actually?
Wait, I think I did it. Wait, did I? I did?
There's a Calista with Boba Boba Boba.
Natural shit in Marullo. I'll just switch this.
Alright, fuck it. I'm feeding. I think I might play Four Witch. No cap.
Four Witch.
G?
I'm me. Oh, is that just give me a Diana the fuck?
I didn't cast again
Well, what the fuck is this? I didn't kill a single fucking unit man. I'm in poor shape
I kind of want to I want to go six witch, but I don't want to go six witch to carry this
Like how about I do this and I level next turn for Poppy and I drop this and I go six witch
Gds pick 50 and then I level tonight in one turn and roll in Gds. Yeah
Swing on, next turn, poppies owe, six witch and then I cap around, I'll probably remover
and I'll try to cap around like karma something.
Okay.
I mean how bad is it?
Am I eight?
Yeah fuck it just give me Morgana, Morgana steal.
I didn't steal anything great.
And now I'm fucked.
I don't even know if I want to play witch on that cause like the thing is I needed a tier item.
I would have to split shiv dashers morello together and like I would I would have to go natural shiv on like fucking this and then go morello
And then my items are just
I mean Diana is like whatever. I mean frost is like also whatever
Is that actually like a bro? I'm playing six fucking witch for what man?
I I mean why this is this doesn't do anything
Hey, I mean they're all shit man. No matter what I do. It's cheap. I got witch on nothing
I mean, it's probably I mean I can just drop Cassiopeia and I just play Poppy
level poppy I mean for I know oh I didn't move it oh fuck it's probably not
going to stop over Fiora yeah whatever fuck it
perfectly turn zillion I mean it's my board even that bad not really I'm pretty
close to just fucking winning out I'm just saying I mean no one's opening this
stupid ass zillion I know that for sure you trash don't really want to sell
Zoe because there's which was one on carousel I'm planning to switch for sure
also is this color no stupid as Fiora brava Fiora and it's not even that bad
poppy is Bastion I mean it would be dropping one two three but I'm so poor
man like it's not like Bastion's bad man it's it's whole fucking board with
with the item collector and some other trash like it's not even bad after
shock okay well PG then chrono preserver whole board I would just drop
Diana probably for my my golden guidance. I think I mean
There's a colleague was just about to kill my karma and then it just turned around
Yeah, you trashed them. Oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Yeah, you trashed them. I don't even know this works
Okay, I think I think it's something to do with your like your ventures and shit. Oh
Yeah, I
Think if you have to have five units on board. Oh, okay
Gigi said, shit, I think it's a first. Yeah, fuck you. You trashed then. I mean, it's not actually good
I don't really want to roll anymore. I don't even know if it's better to
Okay, I don't even know why did that because I just realized there's no way it's even better than playing like I
Just I just I just time that I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I think I I don't want to last this much
You are is why and then and then I've already removed that I'm sorry, and then it time down. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
I'm sorry. Okay. No, no, no, no, no. Okay. The thing is like a problem. I played this game fucking flawless
Man, like I fucked up this one part. It doesn't fucking matter
Like I wanted a Morgana item and I moved across to Fiora
But then I was like, you know, I might as well just go for a Fiora item then and then I was and then and then and then and then and
Then I realized like wait a second
I don't even want to fucking put last whisper because like the brighter dashes backline and then and then yeah
And then now yeah, like come on man, like you can't just be like, yeah
You're so bad after that play like didn't I play this game fucking flawless like wasn't my stage four actually
And then my transition to stage six or stage five actually flawless
It was man like it was just straight up one. It's one round. It's one fucking round man. It has to be one round
Like it come on like you just just don't look at that one round
Like it's not even like it bro like I wanted to move frost of fiora and then and then and then
And then again, but then all the morgue items like I would have to be Starax morgue, but that's not even good man
It doesn't even do anything like okay, GG's then
So that's Fiora, because if you see 5 options, it's gonna be, there's no way that frost gargoyle
is already not ideal on Morgana, and then I'm pretty sure there's a way to max, if there's
BT then I'll last with Fiora.
There's no way it's better to just go one item on a piece of shit, like yes, Sarah's
is good, but why don't I just finish my 3 item carries?
You know what I mean?
So I wanted to finish the 3 item carries, but there was nothing, there was just
straight up nothing like I didn't want to split the last whisper and then the
Morgana like I like the only thing I could take was like Starax for HB that's
it fuck that like this this Fiora no warrior just the Starax it's not doing
nothing you're in the straight garbage you've got the garbage duo oh never
mind I think I think he goes actually good if you guys would be like but it
is it's kind of expensive though and yeah you're getting the fuck out of here
I'm not even gonna bother a bow
Cassiopeia paired never mind
Blaster plus one with a bow
Not taking that trash scoreboard scrapper caretakers favor caretakers favor and gold gold opener
witchy wallop zap
attack
Cune is just open into Calista again
10. It's just a known fucking loser. I mean, I don't even know what I'm playing this game,
but... I'll figure it out.
One... Okay, I break even most of the time, but there's a swing. Let me fight the swing.
Oh! Woohoo! Okay! Is that for me? Yeah, you trashed. Fuck out of here.
Transfiguration, Tier, Rod. I just have a bow. I think I'm playing close to this game. No kappa.
I mean I just have a bow. I mean I'll see, like I mean I'll see but it's probably just gonna be
closer from this spot. Unless my crud drops me like BS word BS word BS word BS word glove glove
glove glove glove glove glove glove bow. Or if it drops like Tier Tier Tier Tier Rod Rod Rod Rod Rod Rod
Rod then then I can vivid but like yeah. I mean is there a value in probably this before
Not really, but it's still fucking possible.
Socasteopia.
Rumble.
Barrow.
Why is there a witchy wallop? What the fuck does that even average?
It probably has a sub 5% winrate.
Let me go check, man. This shit cannot be right.
Witchy wallop.
It's a 7% winrate.
Who clicks this shit?
You know, you're probably only taking it from giga-openers as well.
So they're, they're, they're taking it from gig openers and you're, and you're telling me, like it...
So if you don't have a, let me see if it's openers or giga. Oh, it's a giga. Okay, never mind.
Ah, so it's like a, it's like an actual, like, probably used to 7% of it.
I don't know the average. Actually pretty low at bow.
A bow. And...
Okay, I think I'm Varus then. Okay, I'm Varus then.
A zig-za.
Two. Bow. BF.
Warwick Twitch.
I feel like that that is too far. I'm probably just gonna go like I eat I eat eggs
I'm out of this pop this you can't miss man. There's bow and there's a big blow
Okay, I'm coming into Ferris then I'm unconfested
I'm out of this for one fucking send it. I see three more components. Yeah, I can't miss
G
Zoe
poppy
For the things
Would I even upgrade Casio? Honestly, I probably would. I like I'm uncompestive. So just a 4-2, witchy wallop
I rod chain in the book
Zap attack pumping up into some some hunter line
invested into karma line
mages and I think it's transfiguration pull open into
into Calista again
This guy is an actual known fucking leader
He just loads in, off-stream, 20 out of 20 Kalista.
He's probably just watching Netflix on the side.
His planner probably doesn't change ever.
The same fucking 8 units, and then you just click the fucking legendaries when you see
them.
Oh my god, I don't know.
A chain.
A glove and a cloak.
I'm in a full gargoyle.
I don't even like gargoyle.
It's like I'm straight terrible but I do need to kill this chain though or I make oh it's a
free shot.
Glacier odds, it's going to get, I can go IE or I can go red, I'd rather go red buff
right now though and no matter what I'm going gargoyle.
Red buff, aglev buff, agargoil, agargoil, trash, trash, trash, not opening this
trash and yeah you trash as well witchy well oh nice he says zoe 3 poppy 3 and
lilia 3 on 3 1 crushes dummies I mean okay
crashes dummies and then you play you play bearish with the knife gargoyle
bro I don't I don't even want raining gold like econ when it's like it might
not already riches fuck and I'm uncontested I mean it's not like
crash this dummy doesn't bro like okay it's fine it's fine not them wrong with
too much econ you just TP to 9 if I don't see morta kite if I don't just TP
to morta kaiser 2 the other thing to I'm just gonna start bitching or
bear is to tk2 I'm bitching huh pro he's pumping up and then already
playing towards the hunter line and then just gets big win like it's not
even reasonable man it's really not and now I'm killing nothing I mean it's one
gold for trench coat bro this is it's gonna I'm not too lazy I guy it's fine
and you need five units on board some shit I'm not buying a result of it
something rumbles good enough also I should probably just level for the dude
then and okay GGs then I'm gonna go double IE but I kind of want to wait
Because I want to see Carousel, I don't really care about this around.
Kinsu, Shoujin, Bo, Warmog, Aegis of the Legion, Aegis of the Legion on a Kinsu Scaler.
That's a loud...
Thank you, thank you, yes!
Thank you!
It's a fucking...
Oh my...
Oh my God.
Thank you.
I needed this man.
I needed this.
Half even shroud?
TK?
What is this, Blaster?
I can go...
I can go 100 HP.
I will go 100 HP. I don't even like even shroud on TK.
I'll just put that one here then.
Hawaii?
Akali?
Rumble?
Bro, these guys that played the hero offense hit so fucking ahead of tempo it's insane.
Level 650 gold? I mean I guess he has Slammin'.
But like, I, you know, I need to go two for one turn.
Yeah, don't think so, buddy.
Am I just 4-1 fucking send with this Econ?
I mean, I probably won't even roll zero. I'll probably just roll until, like, I'm not operating no fucking way to.
I'm not an idiot.
Okay, honestly, if I'm this rich, is it even bad to upgrade way?
It's probably not even that bad.
If I'm this rich.
Nah, it's pretty bad. It's pretty bad.
Barbaris? What am I even missing on? I've lost. Hecarim, Arim, Baris, Shristana, Hecarim, Ezreal, Smulder.
I'm not gonna miss Smulder. GGs! And yeah, GGs then. One roll. I should have just held on to that for the rest of my life.
This is what I should have done. I mean, I'm making 20 here, it's not even that bad. I've seen worse. GGs then.
item collector in this comp is even that bad I have one oh wait one two three
four five six six is five times it's not even that bad 80s 80s 80s 60 items six
ten threes a crowd Shen Ezreal hacker in for HP fuck that
Naysay's two shop re-rolls, Rod Belt, I have one remover, I'm gonna roll with Charm, I'm too far, I don't know how I'm feeling this shit.
I have a question, so when these guys load into the Callista players, can you explain to me how they're killing a single fucking unit?
I mean, and then I'm just, oh wait, I mean I'm just saying I'm uncontested, you can't miss buddy.
You trash
trash
Assembly I mean, I'm sitting on
Not gonna that shit not opening that shit
huh oh
My now I'm back to zero and now and bro. He has he's a wukong 350 gold
I'm going to eat this game. I don't know how the fuck I killed the shit
Okay, honestly if I had a single to start here. What an actually win this. Oh, great
like I'm there smolder but like I am not really I mean I could just take it and
then just and then just roll for no not really because I don't really want to roll
anymore IE ginsu rod but how many TKs are gone zero I'm gonna guarantee that
TK2 yeah fuck it I'm out of this rod for DR this head looks kind of strong what
the fuck is this I'll see real triforce fucking anemone stitch this
fucking zillion man oh my oh I'm ten gold man it'd be fine if I was not ten
gold but I'm ten gold zap attack bro this guy's board is fucking garbage yeah
you trashed them okay I just need to make it to nine and cab around Zerath
and I'm actually back Zerath what's my HP 32 that's not good I was like 40
as like 45 HP it'd be a fucking force I'm I mean I got zero old this is so
cheap what the fuck yeah whatever fuck it I could have went oh that's not good
and GG's done new trash I learned to remake now I'm gonna suck too I fucking went
econ augment ah shit I fuck I then then I like I like I know this covers this
side which is actually fine I have no charm this fight but at least I can go
9 and 2 turns and then I found once the wrath and then I make it to 6-1 I actually went out
because then I can just swap adaptive over to there and then crown go over to there
you need to cast before you even try to die so I'm dead maybe trashed them
you go to raid oh jungle book thank you for the raid sorry probably I I I'm sorry I'm
sorry thank you I did not look for two seconds man and GGs then oh okay bro I might as well
I might as well just sac 2, that's not even true.
It's 56 to level, it's close to 1 still surely.
How many sacs do I have a lot?
37?
Yeah, you trashed then.
I'm guaranteed to survive, I might as well just sac 2 and go for the mass cap and cap
around smolder 2, smolder 2, Zerath 2, and I actually just win this game.
I'm pretty sure I actually win out if I can survive 2 turns, like there's no
way I get fucking 6-0, 6-0, like that's actually just unreasonable, like 6-0, 6-0,
Come on, fuck off.
No way.
The Zerath is gone.
The IE is gone.
Another guard breaker.
OK, honestly, is JG not better than another guard breaker?
But I only have one remover, a Briar.
And yeah, one roll, 30 armor.
Is that good?
And it's fucking worthless, and it's acceptable,
and it's really good.
And JG here, I guess I'm going to have to just remake
the rumble, which is completely fine.
I'm going to just have to, and just play for the fucking
winout.
Zarath 2, Guardbreaker JG, plus one.
G, I didn't even, oh, that's not good.
It's not even at the correct hex,
but I guess it doesn't matter, I don't know how to smash it.
Ay-yoy-yoy-yay, yes, yes, thank you, thank you.
Oh my, like, bro, like, how is this Kogma
so fucking smart?
It like, the auto was traveling
and it already started casting its ult towards the Varus.
Fuck off.
GG.
I mean, one gold, like, I mean,
that's pretty fucking good, I'd say.
Braind Boss? Yes!
Oh wait. Okay, it doesn't matter. I'm still too lies. It actually doesn't matter. There's no way I get 8-O'd.
One Zorath, please.
Oh.
80 AD.
G?
G!
I mean, this doesn't even do anything in this matchup. It's so fucking useless.
Any real combat augment, please?
GGs?
I mean, I'm running out of gold, man. Stupid ass game.
actual garbage man like 16 charm spot surely I have oh no there's no way I have
a fucking I have these zero fucking Zerath items what did he take iron clad
fuck you and yeah you trash bye bye buddy damn it's close to it's close to
balance actually then boring so boring and cabbage thank you for the rate I
mean it is pretty boring you right all right the what we played that's
nice game. Be a Sword Glove. It's a Varus game. Bow, Tier, Rod. It's a, I mean, okay, I mean,
like, Tier or Rod? It's a Karma game. Bow? It's a Callista game. I have no fucking opener.
Gonna full open. It's a Callista game. Like, you just, you just load in. I mean, honestly,
it's actually kind of fun. It actually is fun. It's kind of relaxing. You literally can't
I can't even fuck up. You just sit here and if you play your line if you don't hit like whatever I mean what what can I do I didn't hit
There's literally no decisions on 4-2. I didn't hit. Okay. Well, that's unfortunate
I guess I'm bought for them. I need a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
Let me see if there's any food options open. I'm kind of hungry
Also, I'm getting kind of tired man. I don't know if I can stream that long today
What should you know I'm in the mood for I'm done for like I'm in the mood for some like American Chinese food
You know what fucks?
General South's chicken, no cap, but it has to be like it can't be like the general South's chicken
That's like giga breaded. It has to be like it has to be like the the chicken. That's like
Like at least like somewhat
Like okay, and I don't know how I have faith at this place
This place is general South's chicken is it's my family friend's place fuck it
I'm gonna just risk it for the biscuit. Hopefully I don't get griefed. Oh, I should probably order something for Sarah
Okay, you know what this is? This might actually be a sixth scholar game, no joke.
Like if I, like a tier rod, like if I have scholar plus one play around rod, that's like the straight up, the one out of 50 game,
that you can actually play something else. But I need to, I need to like make sure I get a Giga opener,
because if I don't get a Giga opener, I'm not playing that shit, I'm just gonna fucking open into a Glister game.
Like fucking me man, that's half a preserver plus one, that's half gintu and this is half redemption.
But if I, if I get a Giga opener, then I'm, you know, I'm down.
down. Scholar plus one, two tankies, Scholar plus one, Magic Wand. Magic Wand with Scholar,
plus one to get another rod, Robidons. Support Cash Better or no? I mean I feel like Magic Wand
is like no value. Is there a Locket? A ZZ Rot? I mean Randoans to heal or to give more healing,
but I feel like this it doesn't do anything really like. Okay it's actually a Scholar game
then. GG's then. New trash. I'm not gonna get flimmed by milk right? Hello at milk.
Like, isn't this actually like a pretty premium fucking scholar spot?
Hello, at milk?
Like, I'm not gonna get... like, there's no way I'm getting an inflamed deer.
Also, what's stronger, Ari or Bartow?
At three costs, sure.
Bro, who cares what milk thinks?
Wait, what?
Okay, well, I'm just saying, prepare to mute.
If I don't hit...
If I don't hit a single milio, I'm gonna start bitching.
Oh wait, I forgot to order food.
I mean, my spot is premium.
Like you can't tell me this is not a premium scholar spot. You can think rise
You can think rise is straight up the worst comp in the game. Okay, but you cannot tell me this is not a premium rise spot
You can't you actually can't scholar plus one for scholar opener
And I slam the scholar to kill the tier and I still have a rod
Yeah, let me order this food for I'm in this glove. I'm it's not very useful. I might just make JG then I
Can't lose this. Oh, you're on me
dr
10 AP. How much DR is this? I mean, 10 AP is not even that bad. I'm gonna sum JG probably.
This is an 80p of 2.1 for a player of your caliber boss. Oh, thanks. Premium this, premium
that, premium these nuts in your mouth. Alright, can I please win this round or I'll
This guy has two Soraka. This guy has Tristana. Let me just do a... Is that strong? I hope not.
Yeah, I'm just gonna make this as if it's pretty strong. Alright, no slam, buddy. Bro.
Oh, oh. Monka. Okay. And then now all I need, all I need to do here is...
What's that one I'm gonna even call the one that gives you like your your scholars attack speed like that shit
Or I hit scholar plus one again, and then I don't even need Milio and then I go nine
I just have around Morgana scholar Morgana scholars are off
Another rod a full
What the fuck?
What is this?
Okay, and then I have no front line, but it's fine. I have the I have the thing. I mean if I
Nah, I'm out of here peace
What? My freddit is so fucking shit. This is just sad. You know you want to say it. Say what? Say what?
What's the line? He can't even say the line. What's the line? Karma?
Like, if I go scholar karma, I mean, there's no reason to even break Ikon here.
I straight up have nothing to play.
I would play Ari plus this for encounter, but I feel like me breaking 50 there.
It's not even that good.
Like if I lose, I lose.
Also, I think the good thing about this line is that it's an encounter dip.
The good thing about this line though is that you can just 4-2 it.
It doesn't matter how rich you are, you're just gonna 4-2 it
because, bro, you're fucking rolling for Riza.
Riza.
Like the TK's kind of...
Bro, it's half shiv. Like, bro, I get shiv, shiv.
The Morello JG, like, my items are just done.
And 6.
Break even. It's acceptable.
This is too expensive to fuck that I just I have just look just look at my board just look
It's just a new level of trash
I mean I'm level 750 gold here. Yeah, it's a four to I'm just gonna four to it
It's a I think it's playing real part in in something
This is Calista Calista frostless one Calista
some warrior trash I don't even know like this guy's going to fucking last I
don't even know what he's playing wait when the fuck did I upgrade the Zoe too
was that was that this round or was it earlier into the game I don't even
fucking remember but one hour ago oh man this lot is looking too good some
older a some older Hawaii scholars molder heck a rim Hawaii a glove and
nothing, a nothing. A bow at here? Oh, I'm not just upgrading this, it's not even that
bad man. I should have used my remover earlier. I forgot to use my remover and now I think
I'm 8. I have to remake my bard. That's fine. I think, oh here's a rise. Oh buddy, buddy
I'm about to roll for rise. Just thought I'd let you know. Three is a crowd. I mean
Supposed to growth and I just go straight to nine, but like no matter what I want to roll and hit Diana and Briar
another briar
Arise oh
Go chain Bf soy. I think I got I think I got chain chain
Am I eight?
I mean not really I'm pretty healthy. I'm 40 gold here. I'm like guaranteed to hit Ardo
I mean I'm rolling for a decent charm as well. Hello. I have dead wherever the fuck this is
But it's paired. A belt. I mean I might as well just Starax. He has a fucking... hello.
How did I roll all of that gold and I have one rise? I guess I didn't roll that much
gold cause I'm still sitting on like 30 gold. Eh? My board fucking sucks. Also I don't
have anti-MR. One rise gone, so that's a milio. Am I ever even playing terror
from the spot no parto to ah there is to there is to I mean I don't have I don't
have a million what's the game plan I don't know I'm eight I'm eight
mover pull you're selling the heck room for the fucking econ man like I what my
god like okay I mean I I feel like I this is my this is my board with no
gold left I feel like I should have hit this this ride like 10 years ago but
uh yeah I didn't and now I'm eight if I hit brighter two I'm just gonna end the
game with prior to but like most of the time here I'm just gonna go nine and
just drop briar for six dollars yeah this this unit fucks absolutely fucking
wonderful I took this so I could roll and then hit hit rise to but I didn't
hit rise to until here and then now like I could I could have just one
explosive growth it went straight to nine and just sat like I probably be
like 30 HP but I'd be level 9 which is way better than my current spots but I
mean I didn't hit a single fucking rise I mean this shit isn't a giga
uncontested I'm pre-level to 8 rise 2 on on 4-6 I have true fucking giga whisper
it doesn't even have a what's it called it doesn't even have shape on it okay
well I guess I'm not even playing towards what's it called this game then
Briar scholar probably no no no no no it's just Bastion like if I feed 41 I'm
just gonna feed fucking like if I have a briar to I'm gonna get like Starax
guardbreaker plus one on carousel I fed this I would be a 27 HP and I have a
good loss okay I mean I need to pivot to let's say I dropped out the two
scholar and I just drop like Gallio's portal plus Vanguard for this.
Arcana HP, I mean I'm not losing Bastion.
It would have to be already plus Zoe which is, I mean four scholar, I can't drop that
either.
Okay, I'm just praying I can survive.
GG's then.
Yeah, might as well feed again.
On Carousel I'm gonna get the third item and I'm actually back.
Something good, please.
There's, is Gumblade even better than, than like DV?
I mean it's also Diana Pear.
Fuck it.
Starex.
One roll.
GG.
Yeah, I'll fuck it.
Bro, should I just go 2 star?
Is this even better?
What's my HP?
18?
I mean, I'm still like, I don't even know if it's better.
The pro bastion for whole board is insane.
Also Diana's broken.
Also, my wincon is probably Diana too.
I don't think I'm killing a single unit here, if I didn't see it.
I'm already top 4.
I might as well risk it for the biscuit.
Okay, covers.
Am I even playing 6-collar here?
I mean six colors actually broken. I would have to drop one two for bardo plus preserver
I mean if I don't if I don't sell this I won't even have enough. I mean if I die I die. It's all good
For this tremor's augment. It's just unreasonable
Okay, the problem is I think I have to suck one more
He's I don't have enough money to
Millio, all right, so where's the bardo? I love over shape shifter
Honestly, isn't scholar actually better than Gumbly now or no?
I'm getting even in the task speed and I G I'm fucked. I don't have I'm my board is insane
It's dead
Upgraded adventure one time. I think I have an entire level five board set up
It's so strong rod to cast it in his OEJ. So like any portal
Let me see what my augment is and I'll figure it out
scholar plus one living forage, eternal winter, kinsu tier. I'm not even kidding
I'm pretty sure this is actually a rise game. I scouted and I think there's four
Kalista players and I don't really want to take no econ and try to contest
Kalista when I have a gig opener. But don't I actually have a gig opener? I
mean it's not that good it's all right. I think this cast it and gets like
gig out skilled you miss scholar plus one and you want to play rise wow it's
almost as if I can't play around scholar plus one early mid game I don't I don't
even know how like it how where where is your brain at I don't know like it's
just that you can't just fucking sit there and be like oh yeah so it was
when it's a prize game yeah Gigi's regular let's just fucking play around
nothing then I'll make I think this guy subscription service into Calista
Runaan's Last Whisper, going long until I'm not sure. Gargoyle, Belt plus the thing.
Tiny Scythe, Bobea, Cloak. I mean it might actually just be a contest anyway.
I think it depends on what my next living forge is.
Maybe I should have just went Shiffler of Rod and play Korg's Parma then.
Probably better. I just don't know if this has Kalista. This has not
Clista this guy is probably Clista the probably Clista full open not sure and
I'm not really sure what he take okay he's probably Clista I think I might be
playing rise but I think with eternal winter it's it's not that bad these are
things you have a ginsu skill or with eternal winter it's actually good
Loki my board is straight trash I fucking lost for sure he's a three
item jinx on 2-5. I mean it's Kalista for sure. This guy might be playing Varus.
Oh I think this guy's Varus. This guy's Kalista. Hunters. Unknown. Probably Karma
or something but yeah. I'm not sure what the plan is because I played my stage 2
around Kassadin and now I have no backline carry. So unless I high roll
like a 4 cost here, I'm not sure what the fuck I'm playing. I mean it's not
Like I said, it's bad. I just I don't really want to build healing
This game this game is fucked. I I held the wrong units
Okay, I should just I should even though it's weaker on to like early stage two. I should have just held Cassiopeia
Poppy pair Cassiopeia Ari
And play around that board and then my stage three isn't fucked but now my stage three like it
I don't even want to stem healing
And now my stage three is fucked
And now I'll meet... I'll only see my augment before I commit.
I don't want to lost anyway, Hooters.
Also, I need to reskout and see what other people are playing.
It's gonna be pretty fucking obvious next turn.
Like, if it's 4-way contested close-up, I'd rather just play Rise.
Endure his items.
Support Gollum.
I get a suspicious trench coat.
And I can pair it with...
That's way too good though, it's just fucking broken.
I got Z-Sci-Screwed, I won the game. Holy shit.
Holy shit, like it's a rise game. Yeah, I
Don't even like redemption even if I am playing rise. I don't like Starax. I
Don't like Shoujin. I mean it's it's
I'm not gonna go uh, I didn't kill I think he's there. It's okay
Like surely surely rises premium from this spot. I have a Zeke's ice cream cone
surely it has to be right like it has to be like there's no way it's a Zeke's
ice cream cone I have infinite AP I can play like a whole bunch of trash in the
back like oh my game is saved then G G I mean it's not actually say it's gonna
be safe soon though I also what the fuck do I do with this BS word I mean I
need to see what I get from the what's it called and yeah you trash
Then I'm back. I just got straight up bailed out taric rise same shop
It's actually like a it's okay
I have a tear and a be a sword if I don't get this I don't know what to do. I need I mean I need shit
But I also need
Archangels I
Guess I mean it's shit first for sure like a no shit like I'm out of here
like it like maybe it's actually GS and then I just
I'm gonna get a reforger this game it's all good and then watch this here it is
Zanyas and the game Zanyas G I mean innovating lock it with a turtle winter
is really good suspicious trench coat wit's end unending despair
innovating lock it portal 28 to level and I don't really care I'm too rich
I'm too I'm too poor. I'm never I'm gonna heck with him. No, okay. The bitch it is like true fucking whist on me
What's his name and I?
That's a why am I even playing this?
I just had shade 28
It's uh, is this thing is this item good on Tarek like who who right who don't want to play
I feel like it's fucking trash on Tarek because he he mana lost himself
So what the fuck is my frontline are gonna be?
Yeah, fuck a random druid. I'm gonna roll down on fortune. Just see what I hit. It's fine
I have some total trash at my board. I just I just accidentally upgraded that.
Um, there's Arc. Do you want to pay 6 gold for this?
It is 100 out of 100 Arc into you are so bad. Yep.
Let's let's play the game with no anti-heal guys.
Gigi.
Prozagnas and the man of Azim later.
Man of Azim and then I have to play towards
I need a gallio or I can't play the game. I need and then also I need to sell this and this
shoujin and then a belt chain to play around and I just played the mage board with the dingsu
manamazane. I need to sell the stupid ass nasus just move on to the vets. Also I need TK or I'm
I don't have to play Zilean or Chrono doesn't do anything and then I'm playing fucking preserver.
I can play Zoe, I can hold Zoe.
It's not a bad loss considering I'm down a fucking prismatic.
When I get the Zonius online, I'm back.
Okay, the problem is, I want the Seraph and then I just ditch the mages.
But the problem is I won't be able to Zanya's swap until way later because I'm gonna put items on here
I definitely go gargoyle on this redemption someone else, but then the problem is when I get the thingy, then I'll make
Let me see what I hit first though
Like I mean one turn of those on you. It's fine. I have to fucking go with what's it called on this or I'm fucking eight
It's way too good
It's a true fucking gigabit, it's a turtle winter gargoyle plus this thing.
G?
G.
But now like I don't really want to Zanya's the what's it called though.
I don't want to Zanya's the fucking, the Nami and then I don't want to leave it on
bench and then I don't have a remover.
You're telling me I'm playing around with no Zanya's.
Also how do I play TK on my board?
I'm getting pissed.
It's just no Zirath, but like Zirath is not even bad though.
I mean if I have Zanya's I definitely want Gensu.
Rebuff Nami or Shiv? It's Rebuff Nami, there's just no way it's not.
And then Belt here.
I mean Redemption is actually good, I play around Belt.
GGs then. Okay GGs then.
New Trash.
Kind of want to hold R.A., it's double buffed.
I don't have a single TK though.
Questwork, Questwork, Questwork, not Arc, bro.
You win the fight in two seconds man, like this Arc shit?
I don't know who the fuck is telling you Arc is still good on Ryze.
I mean Ryze is just not good period, but Arc is for sure not good man.
I mean, no, it's fine. It's not bad, but you need anti-heal, you're fucking 8.
If I open a fucking totem and I see a fucking red buff, bro, you know I'm fucking clicking red buff, man.
You load in with no fucking anti-heal against Rockon, against literally everything in the game.
You can't kill anything. There's preservers from Karma, there's...
Please, please.
Alright, can I sell Hakum for Econ? Deal?
Yeah, whatever, no one fucking cares about this piece of shit. You trash.
I don't really care about portal. I am down to just play Tom Kench over
Yeah, something
He's Bastion
Tom Kench
Lily oh
All right, Tarek to
All right, how do I play TK? Is it just over over Zerath?
I have arcana on my fucking arry right now, but don't I want my my arcana charm first
How it didn't even proc oh
My my Zyna's is gone
I mean, I don't want to go now cuz like bro, there's no way you can't hit that single fucking Nami man
I don't believe it. I've got 10 seconds. Okay, not me too
What's my Sunday night 24% odds from the ones playing you meet
Okay, so how do I play TK? I can't I
Can't I can't sell this stupid TK until I get a stupid ass charm man. Come on. Hello charm, please
charm please
charm
Okay, fuck Bastion. I get 200 HP whole board
versus 15 AP, bro, what the fuck fast he on?
I have a belt though?
It's fine, my Nami is a straight up fucking gig of human.
It has to be true, but it's like red buff, whole board, manamazane, whatever the fuck
this thing's called, like it just has to be true, but it's like I refuse to believe
it's not.
I don't even know why, I don't even know why I didn't take that.
Why didn't I take that?
I'm pretty sure I'm reforging this shit.
I mean, I honestly, that's probably the same fucking value of fucking QSS that both trashed.
I'm pretty sure DD has got any QSS here.
What happened to my, uh, what's it called, man?
Yeah, you trashed them.
I'm at 12 charm spots, at 15 I'll solve over.
I think at 15, if I have this Nami, this Ryze, and three of them are at, the entire
board will die in guaranteed two casts. I do lose some HP though but it's okay. Maybe
18, fuck it. Actually, you know what? I'm not just not swapped until I start losing.
This Nami needs a raise. Also, this Vex is like holding it down as well. Bro, it's a
fucking two-star three cost. But it's Vex like true fucking good at this. Gargoyle,
innovating like Gargoyle, like scaling with Vex. I think just innovating, log it
with Eternal Winter, they can't play the game. G? Yeah, I'm gonna stack one,
who the fuck cares. I don't even like, I don't even like Nashor's tooth. Now I'll just move
items to TK. Seraph too. Yeah, you trash then. Bye bye buddy. Alright, and then now I can roll
for Seraph. I'm back. You know what, econ to econ. Yumi plus Galio. I mean, I could
play Yumi too. 450 health. I mean, Yumi too, Diana too. I can easily just drop Galio
plus some piece of shit.
Bro, this unit's not even bad.
It's actually helping the Vex a lot.
Not a monies.
I mean, Diana too.
I'm funny, this guy again?
Yeah, fuck the Diana, man.
Also, should I block this?
Or does it just proc my Zolnius for free?
What the fuck is this shit?
So yeah, no, it's not a,
the thing is not that good,
the Inveriting Locket.
Cause these units are fucking better locked.
I have a belt though.
Bro, I'm not trying to,
I don't even know this all,
I don't even know this.
where are my units? I lose, uh, the thing.
Okay, like surely it's Zerath. Fuck it, Zerath.
I still haven't swapped my...
Yeah, whatever, fuck it, Zerath. I've had 16 charms, and 15 charms, that is like, how bad can that be?
Like, there's no, excuse me, there's just one bullet the entire board.
It did.
Okay, GG's, then you trash.
Bro, like, I have to fucking convert this, man.
If I load in with Zeke's Ice Cream Cone, with the fucking Taric Rise Shop on level 6,
And I don't convert I I'm gonna get fucking reported and I think I feel like ice cream cone like with a z
So when you when you run the double fucking backline or items?
What the fuck it's super pino the fuck I just realized my food is here
It's been here
All right, you're back. I got a bow. Okay, I just win the game again for free
the fuck is this okay actually it's not even that high-roll because everyone in
the lobby has fucking component evils so like a lot of times you're just gonna
fucking round out your your your comp so it's actually just like whatever I just
told the blitzcrank okay and then I just got punished because now just rumble
and fucking despair and now I don't give a fuck about this and then yeah now
where's where's my blitzbear I just sold my blitzbear by the way and now I'm
Okay, but it's fine. I have J-Spaire and Elise-Spaire, I can't miss.
Bro, like how can my items be this good when it gives component angles?
Like, isn't it actually low roll? I mean, two people can double down.
I don't... I get so fucking broken, man. I wonder if that's pretty good though.
It doesn't matter though.
I'll put it on this beyond broken.
Chrono plus one.
Epitaph, bow, bow.
Red buff's land.
Hunter, Shogun. This guy's Varus for sure. Varus for sure.
for sure. Frost into Varus for sure. I think I'm uncontested Kalista. Chrono into Karma,
Karma, Varus, Varus, Frost plus one into Varus Olaf, Karma, and Hunter. Alright, yeah,
have fun. You guys can contest your, uh, you guys can contest your, what's that fucking
garbage called? I don't even know what it's called. Like a fucking, you're Olaf and
You got it boss. I'm gonna just load in and TP
Gee, okay. I need to stop saying that bro. I don't even know I can't even imagine how fucking stupid it sounds
Also, I think he's double down playing aboard. What if he fights someone stronger like he's really getting away with
Okay, also what do I want to go for on carousel here did he lose or did he win?
Bro, okay, like he's actually getting away with it. I
I don't even want to pop these until after, can I just try to just go belt?
You can't miss.
Is warmogs even trubus though?
Can you compare gargoyle redemption vs warmogs gargoyle?
I know the stats of augments, but I don't even know the stats of...
Okay, the stats say it's...
Oh wait.
What is this I don't even called?
I'm going a 2 cost belt.
Okay, I mean, it's it's it is for sure
Warmogs is is giga true this it's probably because
Okay, it's probably because rock on one is stable with war mugs whereas rock on like if you have rock on two I feel like I
Feel like what's it called feels better
Like like like redemption
Okay, wait what? Oh he lost
Okay, GGs then
Double down IE IE
Holy fuck this spot. This double down augment is not very balanced
Bro, this guy's level 5 playing his strongest board with hunting frenzy and I'm 2 HP lower than them
Bro, I checked the fucking discord man that like him. What are you guys fucking? Hello?
Okay, I think I want the game a 2 cost champion. Yeah, whatever fucking I lost a zillion great
I'm not even a level for golden quest odds who the fuck cares
And I'm committed the entire lobby is already choosing chose their comp warmogs bow glove
Bro, what is this shit man? Hello? I'm not going no fucking redemption fuck that
What how the fuck oh?
My how is this even possible? Oh?
Mate on mate. What the fuck is this?
Hello
There's no rod. I also I need two rods is the problem. How is this even possible?
I mean I want gum blade like if I'm going radiant ginsu. I want gum blade unless I want to go
What's better? What's what's better by the way?
Radiant warm-ups or radiant gargoyle because I'm probably just gonna go ginsu plus like glasses where it's fine. I
Like how is this even fucking possible man?
Like oh my and then the thing is on carousel. I want to go for unit
I got stunlocks so hard I'm not even playing a board I
Don't get it
Like I'd rather go unit, but like now I have to go ginsu so even if there's Clista or rock on I can't even take it
Oh my fucking god. I missed rod three times
There's a Calista with a cloak fucking unreasonable man like it's fine. It's fine. There's not a single fucking Clista player in the lobby
There's four various players like I've doubled down. I'm rolling 700 gold. I don't know how you can miss rod like I really don't it's just
3 in a row, rock on 2 in one shot, nice, well played, GGs, I mean it's fine, raiding a warm
arms rock on is pretty stable, it's like I have no combat whatsoever, and I also don't
even have double ginsu setup with 3 fucking component anvils this game, I don't even
have trubus with 3 component anvils, I mean trubus is raiding ginsu gumblade, but
I mean I, okay, GGs I guess, actual trash game, it's so fucking stupid, 21 it's
Fine. Callista. I'm gonna have one Callista. Yeah, whatever. I would even want to blow in Plessibly U-Trash.
Don't have Double Goods too. Miss Morgana too. Not really. All my items are on bench.
I have to go fucking- I don't have a single fucking item because I traveled. GGs, I guess.
Honestly, if I take a one unit loss here, I'll allow it.
I mean, double down with this amount of gold, two Callistas uncontested. I have one rockon.
I'm never hitting rock on two ever then
Just a guy just get me out. Oh
Wait, actually low-key
Bro giant and mighty. I mean I can't even take giant and mighty man. Okay, and then I hit
I mean I've doubled down like you actually have to hit shogen
Nice he has five rock-ons and he still has money remaining
Invested now let's just hold the rock-ons
four Varus players now let's just hold the let's just hold the rock-ons
Varus? Varus? Karma? Wait actually wait I just realized I mean he sold I mean I
I mean I'm just sitting here and just going through zero I didn't take you
recruit the fucking this I just have a single Varus Karma 2, Varus? The Varus
we didn't have one Karma, Varus? Varus? I don't even have a combat
There's, uh, there's Spat, I can play, not really. Oh, vet. Camille? I mean, honestly with Camille, I don't even want to roll anymore.
Because I feel like my board is not even bad. Like, since I have Camille. I mean, I'm not even kidding, Lillia, too, is actually a huge upgrade.
Because I have, I have Millio with Double Shogun. Am I just sitting here, zero for Rockhorn, every single, oh yeah, I'm just zero then.
I saw karma six great. How do you know who this is gonna throw items to? Does anyone know?
closest
Okay, I'm just gonna give this cloak then I kind of wanted to get the item
Okay, GGs. I mean if it gets if it survives until two items and like whatever
like three items it died instantly
they got two items though and
And now in one life
GGs minus 10 as well five way contested
There's two. Oh great rock on two. I'm already fucking eight. Also, let me knock up here
Does this even do anything? I think heck run twos not even bad
Billy oh
This unit actually pumps like 5k file damage. Okay, but and I'll buy this for next round
If I were to lies this game is actually fine
I just buy this for 5-1
But like me being one life here like I'm I'm I'm just a
Uncontested giga eat
Like if I had that rock on last round with it with the fucking with the gambit and then I go 10
Don't I actually went out here?
Uncontested Calista
Double down new recruit. I didn't use a river fuck. I don't have anti the thing
Zerath
Over TK. Let's see who's not casting for shit. Just have a good items always
Actually, is it giving items to a hechrom kind of good?
But by the time we cast it, it actually gets to it.
Alright, now I just pray I can survive for another three turns.
Comeel 2, yeah fuck it.
I would actually plead this if I...
How the fuck?
Okay, never mind. I'm not going nine, I'm just gonna go fucking tru zero or reasonable
in terms of the rest of the game.
G?
G.
He's six chrono, I think.
Is he six chrono?
Nice four chrono.
Oh, it gave us sterics at the perfect time.
I don't know how my Camille is still alive.
I'm stuck on 8 with Double Down.
Like, uh, bro, I'm not fucking rolling. I don't care.
Like, if I die, I die, man.
Like, on Carousel, if there's Milio 2 or Camille 2, preferably Camille 2.
Holy fuck, this is kind of close for the various one, or one.
What is going on over here?
I'm 8.
I mean, there's Double Gensu.
Okay, I mean, fuck Red buff. I don't need anti-heal, fuck that.
I have a remover, right? Yeah, I do.
Like, fuck it, twonk, no.
There's a guy with the thing. It's kind of annoying.
Oh, I'm seeing something. I'm going.
I think I'm dead. I'm dead as fuck.
Oh, it's a six. I'll take it.
Geez. It's fucking shit, game man.
Like, it's actually so unreasonable.
Guy just fucking naturals rock on two on seven.
I have to take... I have to take fucking...
I'm double down.
True zero to find one Rakan on four or three.
Or, sorry, true zero every single turn.
To find my two-star board with double doubt. I'm pre-leveled to eight man. Oh, no, no, sorry. Sorry. No, I won't complain
Jesus, honestly, you know what? Sorry for complaining. I
Hope you guys are having a great night
Let's enjoy some TFT together
Five fucking way contested bears. Yeah, yeah, whatever. Yeah, there's two. Oh
My and then I'm just sitting here
Roll 999 gold and I can't find a single fucking Calista rock on and like okay
like oh yeah boys harder boys harder bro it's it's a double down into Calista
that's not a force that's a fucking riot against if it's not balance you just
sit there on 4-1 and you can roll 70 gold I mean it's my fault actually I
don't even know why upgraded hecarim and catarina like it's actually my fault
Like I like even with double down. I'm pretty sure it's not even correct
Like is it actually not correct to upgrade fucking heckerman cat arena when you're at 70 gold?
70 gold you're telling me you still don't you still want to say six gold when you're at 70
It's like when you're it's like when you have a billion dollars and you're like and you're you're trying to save five million dollars
Like who the fuck cares man?
But I mean, I guess I do care because I hit nothing. I'm eight like how is that?
Good night, big mic. I hope you take set to go money. Okay. Let's go. Let's go. Are you here?
Hello, set to go. Are you are you? Is this uh, is this what you're actually locked by the way? Because bro
And like I the thing is I don't I don't want to take 5k of your money. The thing is like, you know, okay, bro
You know, I don't care
Whether I give you 5k or I get 5k, but the thing is I I actually do not want to take 5k from you
So I feel bad. So I am requesting I
I am requesting right now that I am the one who initiated it. I am the one who is saying hey
Let's cancel the wager bro. I'm not a TP to 1600 like it's I have I have I have five days for 400 LP I
Have five days for four. It's fucking light work. I'm just sitting here 20 out of 20 man
anyways
But if you if you actually don't want to cancel it I when I hit 1600
I expect 5k to my PayPal fucking immediately and I will PayPal you 5k if I don't make it
But the thing is if you don't want to cancel if you want to cancel
I am initiating it and you can blame me. I I am telling you guys that I the reason I'm canceling
It's not because I am scared, but it's because I I feel bad taking money from my friend
Okay, I'm down to renegotiate on 10-1
You can't renegotiate. You can't be like 1515. They're like, alright. Yeah, let's renegotiate
What the fuck does that even mean?
Like you- I- I- I lowered it to 1550- oh no it's 1600.
Wait what?
Like you can think I'm the worst player in the fucking planet and I can- I can hit 1600
just sitting here mindlessly playing rock on in fucking Calista.
I'm down to move it back to 1700.
Okay, and I'm going to decline that offer.
So do you want to cancel the wager, yes or no?
The current wager is 1600, by the time Thursday World starts.
I don't want people to think that I'm a fucking scammer.
But I also don't want to sit here and gotta go, let's renegotiate later.
Please.
You either lock it in right now.
Okay, I'm out of here.
I haven't even gotten my chopsticks, man.
Can you guys start harassing him more so he gets pissed and can't focus?
Yeah, I'm just gonna turn chat off this game.
GG's then.
Let's eat the general south chicken for like American Chinese food high-key fucks. I don't care if it's like not not genuine or whatever
But you cannot lie when when you went like it when you say orange chicken like you can't say orange chicken is bad
That shit fucks. Oh, yeah, we made their food better. No, you fucking didn't
Chinese food is still good as fuck
But occasionally the orange chicken and the general south chicken fucks. I was just gonna complain that my shop is complete trash
I don't even know why. Great. I'm investing in full combat. I'm 8. This is not even stronger than,
this is not even stronger than what's it called. Cogball, Twitch, Twitch. Also my even trout is
just sitting here doing nothing. This guy's Varus with Slammin. Monka. I might be 8 then.
This guy's Gintsu. This guy's double down into full open Kalista. This guy's double down
into full open Kalista. This guy's a Golden Eagle on bench so he already won the game.
okay it's fine one way contestant not a problem hmm bro I like I'm gonna lose
anyway man I guess I just not make econ one turn I mean I guess the people I
beat or I beat anyway I'd rather just hold this side fucking yeah yeah fucking
just gonna make ten the people I beat there's three people open Gigi oh okay
GG's then fuck out of here you trash you trash warwick boots crank is this
stronger like surely not right like to just fucking broken I think your sound
is better killing one unit or it's very scheme yeah shogen ie red if I if I get
a surplus of offensive items and I'll just go shogen ie ie and then read
someone else or read someone or I can also go protectors vow and go grab up
ie ie but I have to see what my crows drops either way by board is fucking
trash the people I beat are the people that don't have a single fucking
I beat this guy, I can beat this guy, and that's it. Why is this guy even playing units?
Why would anyone do moguls over gamblers? That's a great question. This Riot Games company
had to nerve this shit 3,000 times for it to actually be unclickable again. If I had
the Hunter, I kind of want to hold this if possible for Blaster plus one odds. Can
I just fight a shitter please? If I fight a shitter, I don't even have to sell this
because you know what it's actually broken in the stats? Oh nice, it's a fucking arcane conduit.
Thought it was bugged because that shit has like a 25% win rate. I tried it, I made it to 5-5,
I already knew I won out, and I did win out. Bro, my fucking RE2, my RE2 pumped like 7k of
fight! Not really, it pumped like 2.5k, but honestly that's not even bad. And then my Hecarim
was just like randomly tanky and then like it, I mean it was just pretty good. Leia mate,
I win and I win please please just let me two streak just let me two streak in peace here come on
at more dog
At more dog. I can make 30, but I kind of want arcane odds like
This game trash, okay, I'm just gonna make 30 men like I need to economy
Like there's just two people
I'm just gonna eat my chicken, fuck this.
I missed Arcanod.
I missed Arcanod's.
Am I eight?
G?
Bro, this assembly not only gives me two gold,
it upgrades my Warwick and gives me a Namzi.
Like, what the fuck is this?
I'm pretty sure me hitting assembly here
just, like, this is like three placements.
Okay, it's not three placements,
but it's a lot of placements,
it's really fucking good.
Like, I think I'm going forced now.
I think I was actually not bad,
but Blaster Placement is better.
Wait, am I rich?
I don't really care if I'm rich or not.
You best not be talking to me so it's a go, rat bitch.
Yeah, 5k, nobody negotiation, you trash.
Golden quest, nah.
You trash then.
I can get the backline items later.
I'm pretty sure it's lost just better than...
Okay, protectors vow, even shroud, belt item,
and then last item is super flexible.
A nomzi?
I probably should be moving items.
Aggressive preservation, preservation.
And what's this?
A rockon?
Also, how contestant am I?
It's 40 gold.
No combat whatsoever though, shouldn't go.
Okay, well this is just boring. I think I just won again.
Did I even win last game?
No. I think I went like 8th or 7th or something.
Bro, I rolled!
I was double down with Nouver Crute and I hit two stars on 4-6, with double down full open.
Just remember man. It's so fucking unreasonable
Holy fuck. Also. I really should be moving items
Is this guy playing Varus?
He's double down into Varus man who the like how okay, honestly this guy's double golden eco
I wouldn't want to contest him either
But if you have a double down you would score once ended and then now I'm three way contesting Varus
I think I'm eight
The good news is I think I just need one Varus and I'm like relatively stable is my what's my HP looking like not good
I hope or I hope I mean a good I hope
74 that's fine this guy natural the verus on seven I don't I can't have the money
I can't I can't send it by the time I roll every virus is out of the pool. I mean I mean
Maybe I can play some like Olaf fucking way duo
Blaster Olaf
GGs
Is that even good blaster Olaf?
Because the thing is I'm pretty sure every TK is gonna be out of the pool as well. I got changing
okay let's go check see what's going on nice he's just he beat the Veris to
he's doubled down into explosive growth to roll it down to 0-1-8 he has a
briar on his board that guy's Callista 2 this guy has one Veris still 20 gold
fiora 2 this guy just took double double whatever the fuck double down to play
fucking double down double econ into Veris Veris Veris in Ezreal
Okay, Gigi's then smolder who am I missing heck of rim and who
Nothing it's not even that bad. I've seen worse
Bo chain
Do I have this too? I don't think so. I
Do I do I do?
Okay, so how do I place the wrath blasters the wrath? I just don't play Bastion and then I just pair someone else I
Don't even think that's better. I
Have I'm Ezreal one main carry
Without a single Varus. Not one.
Great, he also hit Varus too.
Oh wait, oh wait, no, that was the guy, never mind.
This guy is the one Varus.
I'm not first pick.
Ah, yeah, let's just go another Varus, guys. Fuck it.
He is a Briar too.
Gold overgave more components.
Let's enjoy some TFT together, guys.
Okay, this opener is looking amazing. I got a bow.
I already won the game, then.
you get dropped bow you're telling me you don't win the game really that's
actually impressive you can play every fucking comp in the game with both
shiven to karma can soon to calista red buff last whisper into uh into virus
I should actually even play flixin this round hmm I just missed my first 10 I
think I'm 8 then I guess it's kind of okay okay nevermind I did nothing it's
not okay then I mean it's actually fine it's not a big deal guys at the end of
the day I got frost plus one from branching out it could be worse this
guy is probably playing Varus this guy is playing Varus Eldritch probably
playing around karma chrono into karma so that's two various to karma this
This guy's probably Kalista or not sure yet.
Cause there's probably Karma.
And then this guy I'm not sure yet.
Probably Varus, but not sure yet.
So I mean I don't really want to make Lost Whisperer cause I could just go Shiv or Red
Buff or whatever and then play Karma Frost.
But uh yeah, yeah.
I don't know, when you don't hit a single Varus I don't know what the game plan
is.
I think it's 8 then.
I don't... yeah whatever fuck it, it's very nice, what do I lose?
I was gonna say that the positives are too good,
because I can make 20 while keeping the Twitch, and the non-Z.
Is Jinx trust a thing? Nope.
It's mainly always Carver or Varus.
I think Varus is slightly stronger,
especially when you have items on Olaf,
but yeah, Carver 2 is better than Varus 1.
And also the cap of Carver is insane,
But, what do you play with the Chrono plus 1? You go a little 8 on 4 or 2, and you pray you hit a Camille.
And then you play 5 Chrono plus 1 Chrono plus some shooters.
You call it a GG.
GG.
Tier? Bow? Glove.
I mean yeah, you guys came and tell that I just went 8th last game.
I'm trying to keep it positive.
Yup.
I fucking love this game, man.
It's just too much fun. It really is. I don't know what else to say.
I it's just that wow I fucking love TFT man yeah he's very sure should I just
double level it's not even that small one upgrade like it's not like it's not
like I want to make I can make a I can't make 30 without selling so I might
as well like whatever how many units am I going here zero it's fine level 5
making 20 on 25 like that man are you avoid getting banned bro if Riot would
not ban me because the thing is I don't do anything that's banable bug abuse bro I
don't even bug abuse the ones that are like the grief ones I only bug abuse
when the entire fucking server is bug abusing like for example the interaction
where you when you put temporary items on your on your on your board or whatever
that like I mean it's probably intended but like it shouldn't be in the game
because it's just like a fucking it's not it's not like a skill gap it's
more of a knowledge gap like knowing that you can do it that like that's
basically a bug but I mean everyone's doing it man so you might as well just
fucking you might as well just optimize like it like when when a bug isn't just
instantly winning winning you the game that's not that's not that's not a bug
that's just a straight-up like yeah oh but what did I get I didn't even see I
didn't hold the ship I mean I actually would have operated the ship and now
me I'm sure we're operating the ship I don't I don't really like Gargoyle
that much but if I go Gargoyle I can go last let's her play around to your
rod and then but if I go last with what that means I mean if I go crown guard
hodge runans I I kind of like crown guard more I don't I don't like killing
this cloak let me see let me see my audience see what other people choose
and then I can like assess whether people are playing if there's like five
various players I'm just gonna play towards karma because I don't think it
really matters for my spot I didn't kill a single fucking unit so what does
frost do for me nothing gargoyle redemption ginsu bow I mean I already
I don't know what this guy is playing.
Oh, Winter is coming.
Comma Vantage is also good, so it's not actually good.
Even Trout, Bow, Tier, Chain, Chain.
Even Trout slammed.
Holy fuck.
This guy already has a Varus with a Pyro plus one.
This guy has Ezreal too, Varus.
What's it called?
Blue buff, Morello into Karma.
Red buff, BF Sword, Eldritch into anything.
Probably Karma, and this guy's also Karma.
So who am I supposed to play then?
All right, I mean, okay, let's just go Lasso's for her
because that can flex onto what's it called.
Oh, Olaf as well.
Oh my, this is just not good.
It's just not good.
You know what's really good?
I have Frost plus one.
Arise though?
Frost rise, scholar.
Frost rise, is that good?
Not really.
Okay.
I will level for Rumble.
Also, I'm pretty sure Zilean is straight up just better than Hoi.
I don't even know why I'm playing Hoi.
This unit is just straight fucking trash.
Also, does this unit have any benefit from staying alive?
Like, should he be in the middle or should he be in the corner?
Like, does he do damage?
Yes?
No.
No?
Yes.
Yes?
No.
I don't get it.
I mean, yo, what the fuck is this, a four-cost bow?
Okay.
I mean, no one wants this.
I don't really want to make Runan's Orshev, cause Quilk is like half BED.
Random Emblem, 12 Gold, another Rhizo, missed the dude too again.
How much is it a level?
32 to level, no matter what.
No matter what it's a 4-2.
Also this unit do damage, 120 AD, oh what the fuck, it has 120 AD?
Wait, this shit is not even mad!
Okay, he blows up, wait really?
Maybe at seven is he doing a lot of damage? I don't even is he's so lucky straight here. This guy has a karma already
Right I'm
745 I mean it attacked it attacked his tank. All right
Honestly
With this board and how stable it is I
Think I might for five it I mean I have to I'm so fucking poor
Every single karma and every single varus is out of the pool
But I mean I it doesn't matter like I can have I can just TP to Olaf to and then I can just last
This were Olaf and then is there is there a frost I can play that's not
Olaf or car or not various or karma
Or is it always various in karma? Oh smolder. Oh briar. Oh, okay. I mean, okay, I'll hit those then
Is there anything else? Oh?
a karma a karma the thing is I kind of want to play this though karma zillion
frost karma is probably better than his rumble plus one a swain a belt a nothing
a heck of a rim a belt though I mean I don't really want to go Nashor's to but I
also don't really want to make I just play for Starax Frost Rudan's last
was where I played for Starax or anti-heal so I don't even know why
I'm playing frost karma, but I'm pretty sure frost karma is better than fucking Shyvana puts some piece of trash
I'm pretty sure I have to for through with this game. Yeah, I can just play I can just play this for anti heal
It's not even that bad low key
The shitter the shitter soldiers that benefit from trying to mighty right or no
Let me put seven frost in
augments
Trying to money's a four point. Oh, it's super good. What the fuck I didn't get frost but now I'm eat
I mean, it's pretty good. Me sis
I'm gonna have to sack to here. That's okay
that's not a problem that is not a problem gg's i might just go stirrux anyway this guy is verus
the swing unit it died oh man i mean it almost didn't die though you needed to build the shiv
and warmogs bro stirrux's garbage bro i'd be splitting i would have one item swing one item
fucking karma one item bearish and I just load in with it with binary without
binary who's my at least now I have a fucking item set I can I can cap around
three items swing and three unembarassed instead of just split split split let's
just sit here with one item Olaf let's put two items on on fucking I will the
karma frost shiv yeah let's just play bearish karma duo then fuck it yeah
last was for Olaf nothing else just last was for you got it all off
Let's pro. Oh my. Oh my god. Come on. There is two. With Blaster plus one? It's okay. It's my
last loss. I'm about to load in Olaf two. Bro, it covers Shred and Thunder. Yeah, I'm just gonna
ban. Yeah, bye bye. Alright, who do I play Hui over this? Geez. I'm gonna go Nashor's two.
I'm gonna have anti-heal. I don't really want to roll this turn, but I do think nace's 2 is better than
I might as well roll. I feel like I'll go all off 2 GG's. I wanna roll all off 2.
Bro, that guy is a 24-7 backseater. I mean, yeah, would you look at this?
I actually have a 300 fucking carry instead of going shit.
Like I don't understand I I'm I decide even that I feel like I feel like it's pretty reasonable for me to be like
What the fuck is going on when I fucking when this guy is just so adamant on him being right and he's just in the yoke
I like let's just build fucking morello on two one. All right. Now. Let's build fucking shit in last whisper
We can cover all like who is your carry you can fucking shred their armor to negative 50
You can shred their arm are the negative 50 you can anti heal you're not anti
They don't even need to heal. You don't do damage. What are you healing?
They're not healing shit your team doesn't do damage I didn't use my remover I
Didn't use my remover cuz I got stun locked and now I'm in I mean you can't miss all of you. It's not even possible
Yeah, fuck it Titans. I
Should have went red buff. Oh
wait
No, I should have went red buff. Oh
Wait, I mean it can't be that bad. I'm trying to mighty GG's then I'll get under this piece of trash later
Should I just so verse?
Yeah, whatever fucking I'm already smoke repair me. Oh
Wow, oh
Wow
Okay, GGs then you trash. I should have played briar instead of on this is probably
But I don't really want to feed it I'm pretty sure my wincon here is to just make it to five five or six five
And then just get frostbust one.
GG's then.
It just got one shot across the map.
The fucking- how is this Briar even attacking?
How can this Briar even be attacking my shit?
I just- I don't get it. I don't know. I really don't know.
This fucking piece of shit just sent it right onto the Briar as soon as the fight started.
Oh my, not good.
It's not good. Not good.
Why did I put it on Zillian and not...
Okay, honestly, what were we doing?
I could have... Oh, I could have...
Oh, I could have just committed the route...
Okay, honestly, it's 1v4, so that's fine.
I cannot lose to this, man.
It's Vrokon 1, Callista 1.
If I lose this shit with Smulder 2, I'm gonna be very mad.
I mean, there's Pyro, and that doesn't do anything.
Oh, what's this?
And... G?
G!
G, G!
I mean, it's Frost on this for sure.
I mean, is my Olaf actually gonna die, though?
I feel like my Olaf is actually good as fuck.
Yeah. I mean GS Olaf is also good. I feel like GS smolder is way too broken. Like it's actually too broken.
37. Why is my smolder just sitting in the middle of his board?
Oh! What?
Now I'm down to the econ like who the fuck cares. I'm already top 4, I might as well play for first.
Fly around and attack the nearest enemy. I mean maybe I started here so it always hits the frontline or something.
Well, I don't fucking know it. I is that really I don't get it
This matchup it's against Varus. I'm trying to like not clump. I should probably move away here. I should be
Man amazane
Like this is a charm. If it actually is a charm div. I'm sorry. I'm sorry like it is but like come on man
Like I would have to roll to fucking like zero and then when the fucking I go nine
It's even worth like is this even worth the charm be honest like it can't be man
Like I would have to roll the fucking zero like it's like I can buy this charm to make 20 or I would have to fucking roll twice
For gold just to buy a drum. I'll be zero man. I will never go nine. It's not even possible
I'm just saying if I die with a million gold
with 49 gold I
Don't worry about it Gigi you trash
Like if I die I die I like who the fuck cares man. It's like it's not my problem
I mean this guy's Olaf one
Rock on one. My Olaf is dead. I am dead as fuck. My Olaf is dead. I mean, come on. He's a movable object. I didn't kill a single unit. I went forward. I went forward. Yo, GG guys. Absolutely fucking wonderful. It's just fucking great. This game is just the fucking best game. It really is. It actually is. Who do you think wins this fight?
My board is one-third of his gold. My board is one-third of his gold. One-third.
Ah, that's weird. Yeah, no shit, Callisto wins. I'm just sitting here making 50 gold.
Rock on one, Callisto one, Seraphine one with five components, Jack's one with fucking TG,
Caterina one, because the trick is why even upgrade this trash? Why upgrade the Hecarim?
Upgrade the Lilia? Upgrade the Zillian? And upgrade the Caterina when I can just
What's the point? Who cares? G? G?
Doesn't fucking matter. Let's just sit here and I mean whatever who cares if I have rock on in Calista
I'm going to win the round. I mean, I'm not paying fucking
I'm not paying no six gold to upgrade my fucking cat arena for gold to upgrade the zillion
Nah, let's just sit here and then just roll for rock on and in Calista like I just it's just
How do I change my fucking stupid ass back on Batman? This is the worst
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When it's Gumball, it's only good when you have Radiant Gensu, otherwise it's mid as fuck.
You'd much rather have like Gensu, like Gensu Gensu is true, and then Gensu Last Whisper is fine.
Gensu Red Lock is probably fine, Gensu fucking Nashors is probably fine, it doesn't fucking matter.
It's almost never Gensu Nashors because you need the Belt on Rokon.
Cune played Gensu decap, thoughts, honestly, that sounds fine, it's not even bad.
Is reroll portal a thing?
reroll portal
Cast it in
witchcraft
plus one poppy
Two
Yes, old gas. Yes old gas
How am I supposed to know I'm gonna fucking flexible into which plus one man?
Miss cast it in two. I don't even know if it's correct to make a natural suit
I got like the reason I made natural suit is the last time I played it
I had Nashor's Tooth shipped Morello on Karma, and that shit was straight up fucking.
I'm starting to think Karma doesn't even want a tier item.
Like, isn't Nashor's Tooth the same thing as a tier item?
It's just the problem is it kills a bow and a belt.
But I think like killing bow and belt and then playing around Cloak in this comp especially
is fine because BT is like super good on Fiora.
And then also like Spark is also good, so Cloak's actually pretty pretty good I think.
Pyro, IE, even Troud.
The fuck?
wait where's the guy that that's like he says he goes spark let's shred their mr
gee gee okay this opener this spot is is looking amazing if i won that previous round my spot would
be even more amazing but now my spot's like looking kind of like just okay no it's definitely good
it's really good like in in in terms of like how happy i am with this spot i'm pretty i'm
I'm pretty happy. I'll be more happy if they give me like Bastion plus one, or maybe
Preserver plus one, or maybe, honestly, Warrior plus one, I'll allow. What else is there? I don't know.
Level 520, Arizo, is that good? Oh, full shift, the fuck? I mean that's pretty good. Ezreal,
Warrior plus one, I mean that's actually not that good because it doesn't really do anything
until later into the game. But I mean I would still say it's pretty acceptable.
And fuck it, wish plus one. Gee! They rolled tier one stupid ass game.
There, Turboy! Thank you for the five gift. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Rolling for days, I mean I like rolling for days more than fucking Pandora's Trash.
Silver Veil, is that good? Silver Veil? I mean, isn't 22 gold for rolling for days just
like straight up the most illegal thing you've ever heard? It has to be.
How come I didn't hold any of the Bastions?
Oh, I mean, I don't even want to roll this turn, though.
Like, I'm willing to use one roll next turn if I win this round.
How is this guy level 640 gold with level up?
What the fuck even happened?
Huh?
How is this guy so poor?
I mean, I don't really want to sell, I mean, I, it's too good to do, like, beefy
on this.
Uh, I'll get a remover.
It's fine.
Porto. Oh wait, I just lost portal though.
Aw man.
It's okay, this Gled unit is straight up unfeelable.
Why does it look like it's about to die?
I think I lost for sure he has his anus.
Am I playing rock on this game?
It's fine. I don't really want to fuck Casio.
I'm fucking last pick. Like it looks like I'm poor,
but the thing is I just fought, I just fought to it. I have 11 fucking rolls banked.
Ya can't miss, buddy.
There's a Calista with a bow?
No.
No one wants this?
Oh yeah, and great, and I'm just stuck with the fucking chain vest.
Gwenn.
Gwenn.
Verus.
What was his dummy?
I saw Arcana and what else.
But my Gwenn just drained his entire fucking board.
You trash.
How many Verus players are there in this lobby?
20 to level?
Yeah, I don't know, I don't know, is that much gold?
I think the preservers are super valuable because in flexible you have extra armor and MR.
Or not armor and MR, HB.
Great. I natural the Calista and whatever the fuck his name is.
I don't even think this is strong though, I think Bastion is actually kind of nice.
I mean I have a Rhizo, maybe an extra one as well though.
I mean I can never even play Calista most of the time.
Or like ever.
BFDS word.
Vanguard.
Okay.
If I buy this...
I mean, it's probably- it's actually probably still a 4-3.
Actually, it's probably still a 4-2.
It's probably still a 4-2.
Also, how do I even play Vanguard?
I can't.
I may- I may 50 this turn, and then if I level...
Nah, I'm just gonna 4-3. It's like, it's so much fucking gold.
But I'm just sitting here with 11 rolls banked.
The 91 HP.
Yeah, I'm just- I'm just sitting here and doing nothing then.
You trash.
Little buddies!
I'm just gonna level then.
Bro, it's too big of a spike. Fuck that.
I'm not playing I have to I didn't play Casio. Oh wait, I don't have six which oh
I just don't have six which oh
Oh, there it is
I'm playing I'm playing three shape
Army
But I mean like naces to his naces to what's it called is what's it called? Like briars briar?
And I won this game guaranteed. I'm just sitting here going straight to nine to making 20 here
Feeding Briar every single turn, worry Briar, it's not enough stat, like IE is more stat
and the BT is more stat.
I need to drop, also it's perfect interval on, oh nice, I'm just sitting here, I'm cool
with holding the Barris because of the entire fucking lobby, like look at this shit.
There are risks, paired, three, five gone, six gone, you fuckin' no-loser, but where is the
feed?
BT, infinite HP with a flexible, might as well roll once for charm, GDs then, okay, acceptable,
allowed.
And it doesn't really matter, I'm, uh, I'm gonna level in, I have five rolls, I have
the fuckin' the hard study or whatever the fuck that shit's called, I mean with
this study augment. I'll probably, I'll probably 9 on 5-2. Yeah? Yay? Oh no, no, no, sorry, 5-3,
5-3. Bro, like, I know, like, isn't it just a 5-1? Like, if I'm 5-1 rolling, rolling five
times already, I'm basically 62, it's perfect interval. If I sac 2, I'm saving 5 gold plus,
I'm saving 14 gold. But I have to sac 30 HP for 14 gold. I feel like that's not
even worth it, given that I could just feed Briar and just win out. If I can just,
like survived also look at my board man it's so fucking shit this has to be like
a new level of shit my board is so bad like this is basically dead I I mean
this is basically dead but I mean two starters to start I guess and this is
holding my items I just reforged before seeing seeing this thing I now I have
eldritch stuck and I reforged I didn't reforge my my I mean I'm in a no
no noob. I'm a no noob. I'm eight. I'm just gonna, it's off tune, but honestly I might
just load an extra rune and send it. Is this charm? Like I want to roll with charm. 37.
I'm just gonna send it. Old laugh. Fogana, rockon, zillion, rhizo 2, Fiora over who?
Can I even play Fiora?
At least it's not Elise, I'm selling, I'm selling, uh, I just saw me go here.
Bro, I'm not, I'm not leveling to be able to play a fucking Elise on my board, like, like, like...
Level to play Elise.
Yeah, okay.
I think I'm good.
Oh, okay.
And then next year I'm gonna roll with Charm.
Am I one life?
I mean, I'm about to spike, don't worry. 22, on two lives. I'm guaranteed, I'm guaranteed first, don't worry.
It's trade of guaranteed.
Second pick on Parasail, 22 HP, I'm Briar paired, Morgana paired, I have a Diana too.
I can easily just sell like if I'm one life, I can just sell the Morgana, this, and then
move the Crown Guard BT to Diana and I just win out.
Then Morgana's gone, who the fuck cares?
There's, just finished the three item set.
Alright, who do I, do I put Warrior on this piece of shit?
I don't even have Fiora!
I don't even have Fiora!
There's a trash on here, it's fine.
How are you so lost?
I would have lost!
I would have lost this round if my items were not on Diana, man!
I did not hit Morgana!
So I need to move the fucking items over, man!
I saw this piece of shit for, uh, what's his name?
For Karma.
And then now I'm just gonna feed all the way down.
I mean, I instantly win the game.
Briar 2.
Diana 2.
Can I even play if you are here?
do it's not even better don't tell me this is tremors it's fucking tremors am I
eight it didn't cast again I got tremors I'm dead you know I lost four
placements because I fucked up my 42 my for my 42 it's straight up unbeatable
it's actually unbeatable you just have to fucking you just need to save HP for
the to account for the fact that you're just gonna get hit with the
tremors bro this fucking tremors augment it's just like you know you
You know it's the same price as that stupid ass golem.
Like don't get me wrong, the golem is really good.
Like the crown guard, redemption or whatever the fuck golem.
How is tremors even allowed?
Only two gold more than fucking barrier.
Bro, this barrier augment, it shields your team for six seconds.
The varus is sitting there charging up his ult.
Oh, barrier's gone?
Alright, bet, GG.
Her Calista is just sitting there doing nothing for the first 10 seconds ramping up the Gintsu?
Oh, G.E.G.
Like, it doesn't do anything.
How is it?
Just compare it.
Yeah, you're right.
I just compare Barrier with Tremors.
I am pretty new to this stream, but I know how things are going based on how far down
in his chair he is.
Lola.
I'm sorry.
I want to know what their augment do if you can, please.
I'm just diving for sorry.
It just every 10 seconds, you just instantly win the fight.
It just stuns your entire fucking board every 10 seconds.
Not only are they losing all of their DPS, your team is also just sitting there,
auto attacking for free.
It's basically you're playing jungle in their jungler.
It just stole all your fucking camps.
It's not just one camp cause you lose a camp.
Not only do they gain a camp, you lose a camp.
So now I'm losing all my DPS and they're sitting there just fucking DPS and charging up oh
my the worst part is
The animation cancelled so it's actually two seconds agreed. I'm mid auto attack. I'm just about get to my I'm just about to get my auto attack off
Okay, Gigi's then I'm fucked
tremors
You'll have to thank you for the five gives it though
Okay, this is a I honestly haven't played Calista in a while like is this a Calista
I'm tired. Shield. Badass, wizard, cast, bearer. I hope I get Blitzcrank, Twitch, or
Nomzi. You got it, Twitch. I don't even want to make you go on this turn. Like, I don't
make you go on one turn. Fair. It sets up my stage three. It's not that fair. No,
it's pretty fair. Like, if I probably should have just played Ziggs over Twitch and
just called it and it's pretty bearishly it's fine let's see because I wish I
would play this it just says at the stage three way better
gargoyle player on tier shoujin latent forge chain ie precise planning into
Varus gargoyle belt rod chain Pandora's of Tulissa AFK into am I just
That's hard. I I don't really
That's my weakest turn for sure
Hopefully I can scam someone here. Oh nice. I'm pretty sure I scammed him. Huh? I just shivinated to lose. Oh
aww
I made
I made
I don't even know what people are blakking
Hello
Varus
Gargoyle
Bolt
frying pan
with Pandora's
All I know is I have beggars can't be choosers
I'm much more of a frostbust one than the other one plus one
Beggars can't be choosers in the frostbust one, is that even good?
I'm not even, I didn't even play, I'm not even playing something
I'm not playing
NoMZ. Okay, it's fine. I'm already fucking lost, who cares?
All right, Gensu into Kalista, most likely. IE into Varus. IE into Varus.
Bow Belt.
IE into Varus. Okay, I'm definitely not playing Varus this game. It's either Karma. I mean, Loki.
If I did drop the Gensu, I'm down to just play towards Kalista.
Because I think beggars can be choosers when you can just fucking, when you get the Trubis,
you just went out for free. They like these guys playing Varus are gonna sit
there and they can't even kill a single unit because there's they're three way
contesting Varus and they don't TP to Varus too how do they kill a single fucking
unit on my board and by a single unit I mean Rock on and Calista that's it
everything else dies instantly but who the fuck cares. I think I'm I think I
won four rounds this stage without an augment and without sending a single item
But my items are just like beyond pathetic blue buff glove shogun gargoyle. I'm pretty sure it's a karma karma
Probably karma, but could be something else. I mean this is Varus Varus Varus
Callista, but I don't have I don't have any ginsuits
Hey
Okay, I'm pretty sure I have to play karma. I mean I have to is there is there anything like premium I can go for
I guess I can go Frostbust 1 as well. You have to play around.
I'll buy this if I fight someone weak and I can win. This guy is Frostbust 1, so he's Varus Olaf.
I.e. I.e.
Here, Bow, Belt, Belt. I'm pretty sure he's Varus, he's Kalista.
Warmoth's Bargol, Gensu, Shoujin, Bow.
So I'm 3-way contested regardless. No matter what I play, it's...at best it's 2-way contested.
That's at best.
Econ Augment, item collector, big grab bag.
I mean, Slammin' for- for...
So I can actually roll.
Winter's coming, LittleBuddy's...
Oh!
TrayTracker, I just played for the fucking winout.
Bro, it's not actually good, but fuck it.
I- I think it's a better plan than the other one.
I don't know what the other one was again, I forgot.
These actually do damage though, not really.
I can't even upgrade these.
Okay, the problem is...
The problem is, I have to fortuit.
And then, if I'm fortuiting it with TrayTracker...
And then it's three way contested karma. So am I hitting a single fucking unit here? I don't get it
Also, it's kind of valuable to four one it because you can actually go you can fish for like the prismatics
Like I like I know like I know what what often I get but like the thing is I don't have enough money
There's there's just no fucking way of enough money. I
Will be going uncontested giga eight. Oh
Great if I if I if I try to four one where I lose any I don't even know I mean I have to four two
Okay, also can someone help me? I know I say this every time, but what the fuck am I playing?
Taylor- oh no, apparently they changed it and it's not Taylor anymore.
Like it's actually full random.
So that's why I kind of need some money to roll, because I need to cash out and then try not to get stuck on 8.
But I think I will get stuck on 8 because I have no Econ whatsoever.
I mean it's probably always around Arcana, like no matter what I play Arcana even without Arcana plus 1,
because I'm just gonna have a lot of traits.
True, it counts. It's actually pretty good.
Poppy.
Over some trash with the fuckers.
I don't matter what it's a 4-2, yeah.
One, two, three, four, five.
Like, I could play Zilean, this, and then Bardo,
which gets Preserver and Sugar.
But I'm pretty sure I have to 4-2.
Like, if I 4-2, I'm stacking another two rounds,
like, holy fuck.
I think I'll mate.
I mean, I have to.
I'm actually 2-4.
guys it's not it's not tailored anymore it is not tailored anymore it for sure
is not I did it earlier today and it's not it's it's not I'm gonna be playing
I'm gonna be starting this game with with 3 HP I think I'm fucked because I
have to suck this round as well like after after I lose this I have to
have to suck one more because I'm gonna be playing some shit board oh my but
like if I if I hit here I would outguaranteed so that's pretty good
I guess. Yeah, jerk out, jerk out. Don't worry, don't worry. But yeah, I'm just
sitting here sacking this round as well, so that can't be good. I'm starting the
game with 36 HP. G? G! Ami! This is fucking doomed. This is fucking doomed.
Look at my bench. Okay, I need to reforge some of them. I have Encanter,
Pyro, and I've done been playing around Arcana. Okay, I'm starting the game with
23 HP basically that's fine that's more than fine honey plus one great okay nice
I mean this is actually my board my board is not even bad it's just uh my entire I
need heckerman that's my board it's just I think I'm starting the game with one
HP what's my HP 12 that's fine heckerman this is my board GD's three
vanguard three sugarcraft heckerman that's my board and now I need to find
some two stars okay fiora two and I'm starting to get with one life but that is
more than acceptable it doesn't matter G okay I don't know if it's over it I mean
surely I get preserved in treat track I took what doesn't kill it okay I mean
it's fine I'm three warrior but it's fine I actually can't it has to be like
I don't want to play I don't want to play bardo rock on I mean this is my board
I have a fucking worthless Gwen I guess if I want to play Bardo, but it's not like I mean
Okay, honestly, it has to be Bardo over Gwen
It's actually good as fuck. I can play rock on I guess not really. I mean, I'm not opening this trash
And I just don't have that. I mean, I think Bardo is just straight up better
It doesn't work on the thing guys. Don't worry. Well, this has to be better, right? Like I'm not stupid. I
Just give this a piece of shit
360 health I fuck listen. I think I'm dead. Oh
I'm gonna corner one, Fiora one.
I mean, how do I play this?
It's actually Scholar and Sugarcraft.
Do I wanna play Zorat somehow?
Where's my board?
Bro, if I were one more HP, if I were one more HP, don't I actually win this game guaranteed?
Just one.
I just needed one more HP.
But like, it's not even my fault, man.
I have to forward to it, and then I have 10 gold to completely change my board
in 10 gold.
Is that the roll for this trash man?
But I mean the chance of you winning out is pretty high I think
I mean it has to be pretty high I'd say
Vanguard, Warrior, Honey plus
Preserver and Witch
But now I'm an extra Witch
Also I'm playing this fight with no- I'm dead
I'm dead as fuck
What the fuck is this shit?
I just have to kill one unit
I'm alive, I'm alive
Oh I think he's dead
Give me a Briar
I mean that's Morgana parent maybe I just high roll into a fast nine?
Or like, I just, I just scam on Morgana, too.
And I'm not gonna roll for a Giga Premium while I roll for...
I mean, that's not premium, by the way. It's acceptable.
It's a better way to put it. It's not premium.
It's acceptable.
Like, I will allow it.
Yeah, whatever. Fuck it, Econ 1 turn, fuck it.
And then I win this round, I go straight to 9, fuck it.
G? G!
I'm basically 2 lives, low key.
Okay, if I fight this, I'm pretty sure I'm 8, actually.
I'm fighting him.
Think I'm a I mean if I get one out. I'm still alive. That's all that's all I'm gonna say
They even want to upgrade her to oh, yeah, you trash that I want the game GGs trade tracker strikes again
Bro like it okay trade tracker is so easy to play if you're rich because the thing is you can for one it
Then you have better augment selection and then and then you and then you just and then you just pivot your entire
Boring years went out to GGs then but I mean yeah now mate
like you like bro this this was an eighth 90% of the time like I'm just
sitting here on 4-3 with fucking ten gold I can level for four witch and roll
once actually why don't I just level for RE for for Arkana actually why don't I
just level for rock on RE for preserver for Arkana I get 675 health
versus wait what what the fuck is it bugged okay I will allow it then okay
GGs then eternal winter I don't think so buddy I don't like I don't like shunt
tank items or TK tank items is because you always want to put it in front of
their carry and then it just gets one cast off and just dies instantly it died
instantly and my entire board is dead am I eight then I didn't even hit the
carry though I got I got both of these units shrouded that can't be good but
the news is this is getting hit from Fiora and we can't lose I think I think I
got I got entire work for a monk like I just I how man I never get it it's not
even good I just use my remover man Z6 chrono to die instantly my tkg
cast a single fucking time not once i am eight bro it's not a scam it's not a scam it's it's
actually not a scam man like i how is this a scam there's so many people playing that one
i'm bad hello all right here's the deal i'm gonna go make a copy i'm gonna lock the fucking
and i'm gonna drop a fucking nuke all right here back
And then after I make this coffee, I need to take the fattest fucking dump, no cap.
But I'll accept you.
I just realized I'm too lazy to make the coffee.
I'm just going to drink water, but I'm gonna go to the toilet and watch my stream from the toilet.
And uh, yeah, jeez.
I pooped like a pellet, man, and I came back 20 seconds early.
Bro, and no, the moment I sat down on the toilet, the Q-Pot.
Belt, chain, from Ms. Soraka 3.
Bro, Vampiric Scepter, I took Slammin', man!
But how did I know that you could tell that I was going to hit Vampiric Scepter?
I think this game, if I can't make it to Fast 9, I'm out of here then.
Okay, if I can't uh, can't fast nine. I
Can't do anything. I don't know what I'm supposed to do
Also seems like the entire lobby is playing towards a lighting jewel or karma
cog Mao
Bastion
twitch
poppy
cog Mao
zillion
clear my making 10 level 5 making 10 sport can't be good then okay what the
fuck he's level 5 for you to turn board so he's better than making 10
Sunfire Shiv mana mizane nice yes or it's really good and you get a duo carry
online anyway with nest combat bro like it if I hit this while hitting the like
It's so easy to spike man like poppy 2 is already big and then if I find any of these and I'll swap to this plus
Man, I was in on this man was in on this and I actually scale
But now like I need to win this round if I lose this round. I can't play the game
I actually can't play the game and I don't think I beat anyone. This guy's 10 gold. I mean he is clumped
Okay, it didn't get a cast off
Please please please please like please please. Oh
No, no, no, no, no that is not good for me then oh
Oh my I actually can't play the game. Oh, actually, I guess I have slamming so it's fine
Like I slam shiv Sunfire Cape to not five streak. That should be not good
But um, oh
Like bro, that fight is so close, man. Fuck. I mean, it's fine because I have an econ augment
And honestly like like at the end of the day winning four rounds with an econ augment is really good
It's just that it could have been better
And now I'm 8. 2 people 5 streaked.
Absolutely fucking wonderful.
I think... I think I'm 8.
I... I... not... not I think.
I... I know.
This guy has 3 item Warwick, 3 item fucking Twitch. The game just started.
I have... I have shiv the Sunfire Cape.
With a... just an ok board.
I mean I do have Slammins so I'm just gonna 4-1 fucking send it.
But like... yeah.
It might be an 8 then.
Does he have- did he have- oh no he doesn't.
Alright I'm back, I'm back.
Like I have- like the bow here.
I have Titan's BT.
So at least I'm not guaranteed giga 8.
I- I- it's not that bad.
Like at least I actually have like somewhat of a game plan.
Not really.
I don't know what the fuck I'm playing this game, but...
I think I'm playing Preserver fucking-
I don't- I don't know, I'm playing something.
I- I don't know what the fuck I'm playing, but I- I think I'm 8.
I mean, I already have Rumble too, so I can easily just play around like Rumble too, Vanguard.
I just flex some like, Shipboard, and maybe I can try to Scam a 9.
But I feel like I'm not even rolling that much gold here.
Which is the problem.
Like, Shipmanamazane.
Like, I wanna Manazane the, uh, the Gwen.
I wanna, I wanna Manazane the Gwen.
Or, but the problem is, like, Titan, like, I, then who the fuck am I gonna put Rascal gloves on?
Who the fuck knows?
Like, it's gonna be Titan's BT on Fiora. I mean, I guess I can go Titan's BT on Rastagloss Fiora, Titan's BT on Briar, but I have to hit Briar.
And if I don't hit Briar, then yeh. I'm a... he's shining mighty with, uh...
And the Titan's is just not that good. Like, Titan's on Gwen is just not that good.
But I mean, I might have to do it. Like, if I don't find anything, then I have to play it like that, but...
It's not like I want to. Also, it's Pervert Noodle every turn, who's a Slammon.
I mean, I'm a Remover, right?
I'm gonna hit the thing. That's all that matters. GG's then.
Oh wait, oh, I'm slamming.
Oh great, I just rotated into a fucking karma player.
Oracleista player.
Fucking wonderful.
Level 8, one life, doesn't matter, he's about to just win out.
G?
Did I already feed my prior?
I must have, right?
Like, I mean, it's not on the bench, that's all I'm gonna say.
This word just killed my entire board.
What is this...
...what you fucking doing?
Okay, can I go 10 then?
Yeah, I mean if you're over this like yeah
Hecarim, oh I didn't beat oh fuck
54
Like this feed isn't a grief, right Shirley like oh, I'm gonna make it to nine, right?
right
You fucking piece of shit and now me. I mean how bad is my board is even that bad?
It's pretty bad. I think I'm fighting a you me too
Hey, you trash and yeah you trash
Like, I'm making it to 9, right?
Bro, is it just Fuck Preserver?
Probably not.
I'm not saying Fuck, like, I...
I'm not really.
I mean, I'm actually kind of close to 9. Like, it's not even that far, I think.
I think.
Like, there's Bastion.
Look at my fucking Gwen items. What is this shit?
I killed nothing.
Crown Guard, Arc.
Does anyone know where the Karma's at?
Like, can I get Arcana odds when I, uh...
I think I'm putting manamazine shiv on the same fucking piece of trash
Okay, if I don't make it the briar to I'm out of here
But if I hit briar to I instantly win the game. All right. Here's the game plan. Okay
Here's the game plan. I'm not going to feed. I'm not going to feed the briar
for two rounds and
Then I level tonight and I can actually roll some gold and then I just hit him with the fucking win out G
Karma karma
Okay, I mean I mean I'm slamming every single round is basically like I saved fucking the econ interval plus four
It got CC device. I'm sure what are you even doing bryor? You need to hurry the fuck up in I?
Don't think I'm feeling a single unit here
That's fine. That's fine 17 that's too loud. That's too nice. You cannot get seven oh just wait
Just wait you can't get seven oh you can't and then I'm just sitting here making another like five plus four
Yeah, yeah, fuck it one roll temporary emblem of most
okay I'm making another four goal don't worry guys oh my oh my I'm losing
unified if I lose the backline to the fuckers I mean you can't get four oh
don't worry 44 or seven-odd radiant blue radiant GS it just completely wasted
it's old you trashed that all right yeah whatever that I might as well just
act one more like I'm just gonna sack until I'm actually one life then I'm
gonna level I already fed this brighter enough and then I'm gonna level in
Fucking the links are very plus 900 who the fuck cares and I'm gonna level and use the gold and if I hit briar to G
G G G the game's over. Yep. You trash then. Oh, that's another that's another that's what I like to see then
G
Role like I just I
Mean you're telling me I can get seven out here really I can get seven out here really just wait, buddy
like bro Lillio won I yeah nah you trashed then yeah then I mean yo you know
I'm not I'm not losing the round I might lose a sack of another one then gg's
then you can't augment that's what I like to see oh this this that's what he
wants to be backline we're actually game 60 armor game 2 mana one stroke game
40 and game 20 and then if I win this round I don't even care if I'm one
life I'm just gonna start feeding I'm not I'm not a loser I mean you can I
I can't get 7-0, right?
I got Men of Reef.
Did I already kill enough or not?
You know I died with more than 50 gold?
I think I died with like 80 gold on 9.
Well like, come on, like really?
Like, you really expect me to get 7-0'd?
You really expect me to get 7-0'd?
No, man, like there's no way you're just gonna be like,
oh yeah, nah, like this is greedy,
like you're gonna die with 7-0'd.
Like, bro, it's a 7, I killed nothing, man, I made.
And then like I and then I just sit there and just keep making econ and then I go nine and I roll 80 gold
I'm guaranteed briar to hopefully I can hit Morgana to and then I actually just went out the lobby man like it's like
You had like five one stars. Yes, and I won three rounds out of the four prior to that fight and
Now out of nowhere. I'm just expected to get seven owed
Wait, there was a fewer three
Yes, but he didn't seven owe me the fight was actually kind of close
But then like he loads in Mordekaiser 3 and now I'm 8.
This stand united bro, it's okay not only is it unified 1, but also I didn't I had the
fucking target dummy man.
Oh my god like it's just like how come no one says anything?
Decision was good it's just unlucky I know I know I'm aware.
Yeah like let's just let's just let's just fucking bank on the fact that I'm gonna
get 7-0'd and let's just lose 30 gold and just completely ruin my cap for the fucking 10% chance
I can't kill the stupid ass Galio
Like oh my god like please man
Like if I just like if I just make it to briar 2 plus like margona 2 karma 2 like entire board 2 sword
I went out for sure you can't just be like oh, yeah, like you're gonna get 7-0'd. Why are you greeting?
And like it doesn't matter 17 HP is going to be one life on stage 2 or stage 6
Because stage 6 you can easily get 5-0ed, but to get to get killed on stage 5
You need to get 7-0ed in like come on you're really gonna bank on big on like oh, yeah
You can't kill two units and you can't kill three units and then oh, yeah
Let's just let's just fucking roll 50 gold like do you do you all in?
on 2-2
To save your fucking 6 HP. No
Honestly, I think there might actually be a correlation
to less units played on stage two has higher AVP because it means that they
played the game and they realize that Calista is just the best line in the game
you just sit there with your rock on one Calista one epitaph avenge the
fallen support golem marter little buddies I didn't even know combat
Castle was good. Epitaph. Avenge the Fallen. Support Golem. I also didn't know Item Fledger
was so good in this comp, the fuck. Hi, I mean this is why you look at the stats then. GG's.
Can you teach me how to play Calista properly? Mr. Soju, I'm gold. This is your board on
8. Okay? Okay? Actually, fuck how to arena. It's too expensive. Make sure you don't
upgrade. You can upgrade Jax and Lillia, I will allow it. Don't upgrade Seraphine unless
it has your Morello. Make sure you don't upgrade Xillian or Hecarim or Tristana. And most of
the time, you can stop rolling. After Rock on One, Calista One. Because when you open,
you are opening for Trubis. Trubis on Calista is Gensu, Gensu, Anti-Heal and Anti-Armor
does not fucking matter. Rock on one is or rock on is it's warmogs gargoyle
because rock on one scales harder with warmogs redemption gargoyle is also good
because it's hard to get two belts if you have radiant refactor and you have
the ability to go radiant ginsu you want only one radiant ginsu you don't
want to you just want one radiant ginsu and gum blade otherwise I would
just go radiant warmogs you take econ augment one of the and then you go
for two BIS combat augments and you just press D like a fucking dumbass. G? G. What's
board on level 9? You make it to 9, you drop the stupid ass Seraphine and the Tristana
and the Jax for Milio, Camille, Morgana. And then what am I missing? Oh, Catarina. Then
and I will allow you to upgrade the Catarina.
Gigi, you're back in the game.
Morgana 1 is not that good.
A lot of times, if there's value,
if you have the other units upgraded,
there's a lot of value in playing Ari
for Arcana and Scholar.
There's a lot of value for playing Bard.
Ari, when you have Little Buddies on level nine
is super good, but I would say fuck the Little Buddies
and just play Morgana if it's Morgana 2.
Ari with Little Buddies is super good.
If you don't have Little Buddies,
I mean, Bard is still good if you're, if you're, uh, if you're in Barakhan as a two-starred or you're Barakhan as like Warbombs or something.
But, but most of the time, like, your cap is gonna be Morgana too, like Camille too.
Like, there's a lot of value, like, for example, if you're, if you're Camille as two-starred or even like your Hecarim as two-starred,
and you, and the Milio is always gonna, because Milio throws items on units that have already items.
So you just put one Shitter item on Hecarim.
There's a lot of value in giving Sklader to Milio because it's this Camille unit, and this Hecarim unit actually, like,
It's 7 fairy, somehow allowed on 9-0, because you just dropped Katarina for Bardo.
Like, this fairy plus 1 is just a fucking bait. It doesn't do shit.
It's just sort of the most gig of fake news of fake news.
What's the best item holder early game? Just opening.
You need Bo-Rod, Bo-Rod, Belt, Belt, Chain, Glok.
It's the same fucking 8 components.
There is flexibility. You need one Gintsu for sure.
You can get away with Gintsu last whisper. Like, you have to make it.
Like you're not gonna sit there and be like yeah bow glove. Hmm. Nah, like it's fine
If you're full open and it doesn't really like it saves you maybe like 2 HP
But like if you're if you're a temple in early mid game, and you're like, oh
ginsu bow
And you get a glove and you're not making last whisper bro. I don't I don't even know what to tell you you're right
I think I'm various this game
Shojin you have my sword into various probably but what did current go?
I think Kerm is also various and he has epoch
more to Kaiser I mean there's no way there's no way I'm not selling like I
don't really care if I'm contested because from this spot there's no way I'm
not something I'm a fucking Ezreal with a blaster on and then for the entirety
mid game and then like what what I'm supposed to do nothing if I'm contested
every comp in the game is five way contested who the fuck cares oh fuck
Wait, you think this guy's playing Verus?
Munk God.
I'm a Winstryk patient study.
I mean, it's fine. I'm making it in the middle of the run.
Can you teach Verus comp?
Oh yeah, I would love to.
This time, you actually should be upgrading your units, because Tristana matters.
Make sure you don't upgrade the stupid ass Hui.
This guy is a fucking prank.
Do not upgrade Hecarim either. Bro, this guy is a giga-prank.
Shen's actually good though.
Tom, Kench, Beirus, you pair the fucking Hecobrim.
One, two, three, four, five.
I mean, you have to play Huey, and then you replace Huey for Smolder.
And you play Ari before Zerath.
One, two, three, four, and Hecobrim.
It's these.
I would much prefer you actually play a board early game,
because this comp is not nearly as stable on level eight.
Like, you can hit your entire board and you can still lose on level eight.
But the thing is, if you make it to your capped board, oh it's Rumble, oh yeah, yeah, Rumble, sorry, if you make it to your, oh no, it's Ezreal, it's Ezreal and then you play Tristana, and then if you play Huay if you can't find anything.
But anyways, if you can make it to your capped board, you can cap around Zorath and Svolder, and then it has a higher cap than...
It can't have the same or higher cap than Callista, but nothing's out capping Callista with Camille 2 fucking Morgana 2 as well.
but like it can match Calista on Nidus, so it's not even that bad.
Yup.
G.
Why play Varus over Calista?
Cause like sometimes you have a really good opener, so you don't want to just, you don't want to just like...
toss your opener for fun.
Like for example here, it doesn't really make sense to like, full open.
Like doesn't my board actually look acceptable?
I think he's double down into Varus.
This guy's Karma for sure.
This guy's Varus.
This guy's Karma.
This guy's Calista.
This guy's Karma.
And this guy's Varus, and he has a Varus!
He took you have my sword to slam Shoujin, and he found a Varus.
Okay, please let me hit Frostbuss 1.
I need Frostbuss 1 because what I can do is I can just go Frost Karma in 3-way contest
Karma instead of 4-way contest Varus, and then just Frost Olaq Karma duo.
I mean, bro, I know Marksman's toolbox for the thing, but I'm pretty sure I
I actually need this champion dupe or I'm fucking eight like I actually need it
It's four-way contested. I have to go double econ or I'm fucked like I'm actually just giga fucked
Like I don't want I don't want this but I have to
Or I'm a
Varus player with double down
Actually, he took a what the forge. I don't think it's my very anymore, which is good karma
Calista karma karma Varus, so it's it's three way contested Varus
If it's usually if you're uncontested you can get away with triple combat if you're two-way contested
You want one econ for sure if you're three way contested double econ triple econ who the fuck cares because the thing is you cannot go
Wait with triple econ because like if you're three way contested and you just fucking send it
There's one person has to miss they have to miss like they cannot not miss. You know what I mean, they're right
You can't all hit. It's not even possible
so like for example
Karma, Varus, Karma, Kalista.
What?!
Who the fuck is killing this Rokkon?!
Okay, he won the game. He won the fucking game.
It's actually, the game's just it. This guy got double Zeke's.
His support column is double Zeke's.
If I don't...
If I don't hit with this new recruit,
if I'm double Econ and I don't TP to Varus 2 here,
I am going the most uncontested giga eighth known to man this I cannot believe this guy is double down into Varus
Please no Varus. I'm Carousel. Please no Varus. Thank you. I cannot believe he is double down into Varus
With IE raw chain cloak. I just I cannot believe it. I I am just I
Just I can't I can't believe it. I I I don't know
I don't know why you wouldn't double down into Clista. It just it's just unbelievable. I hatched stupid ass Fiora
let me see what they hatched this guy hatched a tk unknown he hatched a
Varus I mean it's fine oh great if you go for a Bt go in I'm not gonna match it
my swing didn't cast a single time I think I'm going in he's level 850 gold I'm
not up to anything this shit oh yeah I'm not even playing actually how do I
even play I'm fucking doing 300 he just sent it and he has one Varus
2TK. I mean low-key I can go like Fiora 2 not really like yeah I have to roll narrow arm
fucked. I mean I can't kill a single one of these units I don't have anti armor and also
he has a TK as well. I guess twitches anti armor. Yep. I mean it actually kind of is.
I'm just going to level this turn and start rolling. The Rats first roll. Remember do not
do not upgrade the heck room or you're fucking me. Also I saw Karma 6. I'm
I'm gonna go buy this.
Okay, well I don't have a single Varus, now what?
I'm at it, I can't even,
oh, just go on this, it's fine.
And I'll upgrade it and then bounce.
Last Whisperer, honestly, isn't it just
a reforged cloak, actually,
because I have Last Whisperer now,
and this cloak is fucking useless?
Yeah, this is close to six.
Great, I didn't hit, now what?
I'm gonna do a quick scout.
These two Varus, one, two, three,
four, there's only four gone,
I just need one but every turn that I don't hit is basically guaranteed a nice
and I lose around for no reason oh he's holding two great I mean I mean like you
can't blame them it's three-way contested so you're just sitting here
pressing D and you just pray you hit I it's a three-way contested karma but I
saw infinite karmas I saw infinite karmas it's wonderful for carousel
fuck it it's it's infinite karmas and infinite Kalista I mean okay
Clis is not a contestant, but Karmus for sure contestant.
I mean, what do you want me to do?
I didn't find Verus too.
This guy's even playing.
I mean, he has one, one, two Verus.
That guy was holding two.
I have double econ.
This guy has two as well.
And everyone, like, I mean, okay, I didn't hit.
This guy's double Zeke's.
And now I'm just, and then no matter what I do
from this spot, I'm already playing for six.
I mean, I didn't hit Verus too.
I took double econ.
I didn't hit.
I'm three way contested. What can I do? I guess I could not not play my oh
Great, he just got various to uncara so great. That's another various out of the pool GG's
Yeah
Very cool. I I mean, I guess I just don't stem IE on my on my
On my Ezreal and let's wait until 4-2 so I see what I hit and then I send my items
Oh, wait, what's this? I'm already fucking dead then
like bro
Nice it's various to level nine
That guy's karma to this guy's karma to this guy's also playing karma karma karma
Varus he hit various to as well
It's all good. Let's let's carry Ezreal guys. I think there's one one Varus, but nothing the pool
G G I have double econ
This guy Hyrule the only econ augment on stage four and
And then hit zero econ augmenting doesn't even fucking matter. I
Mean this guy's double down and but like I I I don't know
I rolled all my gold on foreign the other guy had it was sitting on 50 gold. It was gets it on taris. Oh, I
Just don't get this game man. Like I
Can you just please let me know please let me know what you're supposed to do from this spot. I
Would I would just love to fucking know like I I just don't know I don't know what to say
You I mean the argument the argument that all these all these fucking clowns will say is
Why don't you play flexibly and see what you hit?
I just won't have a carry for the entirety of stage two and three
Don't play contested. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right. Why don't you load in and play rise? That's not contested
You got it boss. Go play your rise like it's not contested. You got it
The reason comps are contested is because
they're good. They are going to a two-star Varus, a two-star Kalista, a two-star Karma,
a two-star Gwen, a two-star Fiora is going to completely fucking destroy a fucking
Ryze. Unless the Ryze has like the Giga setup. Like I'm talking about like Zorath 2, TK2,
level 9 I get rate tracker I I don't even know you need some fucking you need
like the fucking true gigabits so you're telling me if you were to bot review
that game on 3-1 I'm just gonna sit there with slammin yeah BS or on Ezreal
let's let's put glove over here let's put the tier over here let's just slam
Nothing. Yeah, BF glove me and nah, let's just let's just sit here and make nothing and then I get I get fucking chain cloak from from whatever
All right. Yeah, now let's just sit here and play nothing. Let's see if I hit Varus so I can play I can go IE
And let's see if I hit karma so I can go shogun like broke like what you just gonna load it with 30 HP
A guy is playing Calista you get stat check GG
But you literally you get rewarded for committing
because your entire early mid game if you're if you're playing a comp like it's
different it's like I could play something else I have zero bow so I can't
play Calista and I have zero rod and I have a fucking glove so I'm not playing
AP like I have to play Varus and I didn't hit I don't I don't know what
else to say like this entire meta is just there's no the re-roll lines are
just so rare that you literally cannot not be uncontested or you cannot
not be contested, or wait, could not not be not uncontested. It's it's just there's
the game is just they just nerfed everything like Wukong Jinx is a
one out of 20 maybe it's a point five out of 20. Rise is a straight up one out of
20 maybe. So when all these like random ass comps are just one out of 20 instead
of like three out of 20s what happens is you just load in oh okay I'm
close to them. G? G. I have a ginsu. And then now I'm just debating whether
I want to play open Kalista and then just play for the fucking the two one all in or for one all in
Or if I can actually play aboard I have true best Kalista items
In movable object. I'm hard-forcing Kalista. I don't give a fuck subscription service. That shit is fucking trash
Okay, it's not actually trash. It's actually pretty good and movable object
For all like a subscription service. It's prismatic party
I guess there's no I didn't see giant in mighty yet. It's fine. Yeah, whatever subscription service
Oh, Callista. I mean, it's not even good.
What happened to my Seraphine?
I don't know, I don't have a true place for it.
I mean, I don't even mind losing the first round. My board fucking sucks.
I'm pretty sure it's a search and service.
If you don't play Callista, you are just going 8,
because there's nothing stable on 8 without...
Let me go check.
Like, what is Callista's relative Delta?
Oh, it's actually not. You can play Varus as well.
I mean, the relative Delta is worse,
but like, Callista has a better placement.
But I mean, you can play Baris for sure if you have items for it.
You know, I've flamed that guy for, uh, I've flamed that guy for, for taking, okay, but
honestly he didn't have a ginsu.
Like, I have a ginsu, so I'm committed.
Yeah.
Should I make Ash too?
Does Gargoyle Belt playing around Karma?
I mean, Clis is actually pretty balanced.
Until later into the game.
Honestly, don't I actually want to stack one more for another bow?
What am I going to do with playing the Lord?
tier and watch this just watch this bow on carousel it's a fucking winout my
items are way too good if I get bow it's ginsu bow and then belt and then bow you
can make ginsu double ginsu you can go last whisper you can go you can even go
red buff and then get another ginsu later this tier there's a spat that
doesn't do anything and yeah Gg's in I won the game
Um, Nazillion is fucking useless. Do I even want to win rounds?
I mean, I'm pretty sure even if I played my strongest, I still 5 loss here.
Everyone's boards are fucking illegal.
This guy's playing Kalista, by the time he even gets to Kalista, every single Kalista is out of the pool, U-Trash.
Aw, man, I could have killed an extra unit.
Uh, the thing is, he can open and I can't.
Like, he's 5, he's 4 loss.
He opened.
You think?
Nice.
Alright, I'm back then.
I think he wanted to hold the portal because on
If you can hit portal plus one he can play
Even play 10 portal and whatever it takes would I ever take item?
I'm in here. I mean get like what I it's it's not a party. I don't think I'm ever taking item, right?
So it's just always run
There's no reason to ever take item. I don't have multi striker
No, it's bro. It's subscription service man. I can go
Oh, actually, I can go I can go radiant refactor
And if I get if I get gum blade, I can go radiant into a gum blade. I just win the game
But I would need Ron honestly. It's probably reading into
Regardless, I'm gonna have true this the game's over then. I don't have a I don't have multi
But honestly who the fuck cares
G
G
Miss Turek skin to bro. It's a radiant fucking get to man. I was really talking about this
Like, like, it's the number one true best, man.
Like, it looks balanced here, but that's because I don't have, uh, I don't have multi-strike here.
But when you have, uh, when you have radiant, radiant ginsu with Gumblade, this shit is just beyond broken.
It's just, it's just beyond broken.
Okay, also, is this better, by the way? I mean, okay, this is better for sure.
But, like, is, uh, is, is, like, this better? I feel like this item's kind of good. Like, really good.
good. But I feel like Multi is also broken. I actually don't know. I mean they're both
broken. I guess like with Thumbly you heal the other team. It's probably Multi actually
because you heal the rest of your board. Giant and mighty final Ascension. This is my last
loss of the game. It's for sure my last loss of the game. Trust me. And I'm first
pick. He's Witch plus two? Okay it's fine. It's fine. I mean it doesn't matter. I'm
still I'm still top three because I'm not gonna lose another round but like it's
fine I guess like what the fuck is this shit like what the fuck is this and your
protectors out player on that but if I get belt like here like I actually don't
know I mean redemption is fucking broke I rather go redemption play around
chain and not just bank on me finding one fucking what's it called
I'll such probably like parent with some other shit three multi-tracker to
bastion okay let me show you guys this screenshot real quick I don't know
how to tap to my desktop. I 11th street without a single 2 star. Not one. And these are the
exact same items, not really, because I had, I'll buy this for 4-1. I had actually 2 gold,
I mean honestly it's actually pretty okay right now, it's pretty good. But I had, I had
warmon's gargoyle with raiding kinsu gumbelord. This guy natural to Kalista. And usually
like you would just go straight to 9, but since this guy is witch plus 1, I'm
I'm just going to sit here and just fucking send it.
If I don't natural rock on 2, I'm just
going to sit here and fucking send it until Cluster 2.
If I hit the rock on 2, then I'll, I mean, I probably
will still need a zillion.
So I probably will send it.
But the reason I don't want to actually send true zero
is because on 5, 1, I see another shop with 4 costs.
So there's a high chance I hit Cluster there.
And even if I don't hit Cluster, then it's like whatever.
If I'm Cluster, I'll probably send 0.
I have the stack 1, though.
I'm not rich enough to 4-1.
I mean this guy's not rich enough to 4-1 either. He just hit a level 750.
So if he wants to 4-1, he's just gonna throw his game.
And if he does hit, I'm just gonna start bitching.
I didn't hit either.
Oh yeah, honestly I can just send it right now then.
I do need a...
A zillion though.
Yeah, you got a boss.
Uh, I can go Crown Guard plus...
Shoujin. I like that more.
Okay. And then I just go straight to 9.
G?
G!
Wait, what? I skipped zillion?
Wait, really?
Oh, Dragon of Mighty, number one true beast, Gigi's done.
Huge rash.
Wait, oh wait, also how come it gives Rock-on?
How do I make it so this doesn't give Rock-on?
It tailors one star?
Oh please, please, I need it, I need it.
I need it.
I need it, I need it.
Ezreal, three.
I think he called the chaos Ezreal three
and he's actually playing around on his board.
Wait, this guy's called the chaos Hui three.
For what are these guys even cooking?
Okay, I think I won for free then.
these guys' boards are fucking trash.
Also, I hit Truebis.
Actually, I guess it's not that Truebis
because it's a Rating against you,
but it probably is Truebis, honestly.
So I just have a single Rock on.
Oh, he does, he just didn't play it.
I cannot believe he's actually playing this Ezreal.
The fact that he didn't instant sell it
is actually insane.
Is that for me then?
Bro, it's not tailored for shit, I'm eight.
I'm fucking eight.
But I don't really wanna roll
I think my board is pretty stable
But at the same time like didn't this guy already win the game. He's about to be nine next turn
Morgana
Holy fuck a movable object giant and mighty am I fucked? Not really. He has no anti-heal
Karma too, but has no anti-heal he's not killing a single fucking unit. Oh wait. No, I mean he killed units
But like when I say single unit, I mean I mean rock on plus
Look at this guy look at him. He's running towards it. Yeah, you trashed then. Oh, it's on my side
I'll pitch for him not really fuck you with it last time it was not on my side
So I deserve this shit
Honestly, I feel bad. I'll sell rock on for you buddy. Yeah, I saw the big maybe never come to them
No problem, buddy. It didn't even cost me econ. I just realized I don't have a fucking zillion
My board's not even good like chrono
Preserver for whole board is just what is this guy even playing is he eight which?
No. He's looking for Morgana. Also he might hit that as well. He's Diana too. Also I bought the study hard
whatever the fuck. So my my intervals are a little off. Lock it. Lock it to Banshee's Vail,
BT, Glent 2, Hoey 3, Paltekas, Hoey 3. I don't even know what the fuck he's playing either.
Like these guys playing these boards that are not the same fucking cookie cutter 1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8. It's just unreasonably man. Like the meta is a meta for a reason. Also Kalista
still bugged. Did you see what happened to my Kalista? When it got Xerath ulted, it just like,
it just doesn't ult. And Kalista is this broken. If it were not, if it were not Metabugged, it would
be BEYOND broken. You just, you just, like, if Kalista gets hit, it just, it just doesn't ult.
It just like, uses the mana and just does nothing. But I think it's also like gaining
mana faster. So it's like a reverse bug or something. I don't fucking know.
I mean that's a lot of shops so I can't really sell that much HP.
Missed the thing.
He's still not 8 rich.
He didn't find a single Morgana.
Do I even want to hold Briar?
I guess.
I mean there's no way I'm any closer because this guy already has to pull a lot of play
in this.
Okay, honestly with Radiant Gumblade I'm pretty sure I trolled.
And it's actually stronger to just play...
I briefed.
Because this item's not even that good.
If I can sell this stupid-ass Catarina and stupid-ass Seraphine for Briar II plus another
two-star, it's for sure stronger.
It's not close.
I have Radiant fucking Gumbly.
But I already sold my things.
That's too late.
Aw, man.
Now I sold my Briar.
I mean, I guess I need Milio, and then I'm playing Milio, then I might as well.
So it's not an actual troll, but it's a troll if I make it to 6-1.
No one's up in this trash. Fuck you. It's too expensive.
Alright, can this fucker die already, man? Like, how? Like, he just needs one Morgana, he just wins out the game. Like, hello, what is- what is he guys doing?
Okay, I'll just buy this in that roll. I mean, I'm just guaranteeing a top two.
I don't have a fucking zillion. Zillion.
Where is the zillion?
I also don't have a milio. How the fuck is that allowed?
This is probably the fight for a second because if this guy hits
One more on it. He just wins out the game. But like I mean surely like there's a Camille with the rune ends
There's also an even shroud that Camille is gone. Is that Camille 2 for him? I hope not. No
I mean there's a last whisper as well. I mean it has to be better than fucking what's it called
I'm so pretty getting the economy until it gets fine. Okay, I should probably start upgrading these shitters now
He's still doing it. Thank God
And no one's playing single to the shit fuck off bro. He makes it to eight which I lose for sure man. They're like, please
Please please like if he doesn't hit more guy actually wouldn't allow me man. Come on. Hello
Something good, something good. That's fine. That's really good. Did he hit? Oh
In fact, I think he's sold
He sold his pop. Oh wait. Oh, we don't
wait what he doesn't have more or Niko anymore okay Morgana wait I'm killing the
guy with Morgana too oh Monka is he dead no no oh Niko oh thanks buddy they
didn't kill him I didn't I didn't remove earlier they gave it to my stupid
Hecarim great now I'm fighting them and I don't have a single two-star
great
Guys this guy is Calista man. This guy is Calista like you can't hit you can't hit
Bro, like if I have some two stars, maybe I could win actually
Tier belt rod chain
Children, I mean, I'm never playing
Oh
He's dead any BM them see ya
But I think I lost to this guy as well. I'm out of a single two star man
Like how is this even allowed? I feel like I've rolled more than enough gold
He is Reaper guys. You can't hit Calista 3 you can't I can't he has three Calistas
There's only 10 in the pool
I'm just gonna sit here and hold Calista 2 on my bench
when I can't even find these I don't have a combat charm I think I'm going
eight great it's gone now what it's not on my side my board is not scaling for
shit I don't have anything how is this possible I see one five costs as my
charm like my charm is is cameo to he got the fucking golem and to rise to I
I lost a rise
But I didn't actually lose a rise I lost a more dog
You don't even have to put you don't even have to play that listen guys
You don't even need it to play tft. You don't have to play a single game of tft
Giant and mighty gives HP
Final ascension gives damage amp after a certain amount of time and then a movable object gives armor and mr
Which gives more effective HP with giant and mighty what the fuck is this shit?
Look just look
That guy is five head Toronto Tokyo just out of me at discord
Bro, can you believe this is the top three? I'm pretty sure this is more egregious than that rise SS
I feel more comfortable in this one than playing vagar. How is that even possible my wolves armor armor armor tier?
Reforged armor glove
This is a legit Houdini escape. Let me see. What the fuck is this shit? Let me analyze this photo.
He has no Calista. Honestly, is that Randoans? I mean, you have double Trubis, allowed.
I mean, Little Buddies is, I think, the third... I think it's the second best.
The number one best is Avenged the Fallen, and after that it's Little Buddies, and after that it's Epitaph.
And Randoans is just Trubis. I don't know if this Randoans is Trubis, but the other Randoans is for sure Trubis.
GG's. This is the top four by the way. If this were your spot-playing Barrist, do you know what you place? A 14th.
If you go 8th this game, you're gonna tilt Q and go 8th again. Like this is just, like it's just, that would be 16?
Oh, 16th. Oh fuck. Okay, sorry. Can I just play Clis to every game? The thing is, if your Augments are good enough,
If your augments are good enough
Doesn't it actually not matter and also you can't you can't even you can't even mess up your game
The comp is that brain dead
You actually cannot fuck up your game you either hit
Or you didn't hit
Why is it never jinxed that's are not bad. Oh, okay, so when you look at stats like that
it's a
It's just a gig opener check like for example is there another company game that has like insane stats
But it's not actually indicative and also there's a play rate
It's a play rate thing because if you go to like okay, let's say I go to units, right and you see like and you see
Play rate to play rate
Play rate
Okay, like the play rate of Varus is to and it averages a 4.5
and the play rate of
Callista is one and it has like a AVP of 4.34. I don't think Varus is worse than Callista
But it's for sure worse than Callista when it's contested like when it's more contested
But not only that most of the time like you think rise is actually a 4.52. No, man
It's a fucking giga opener. It's not even a giga opener
It's like the best possible giga opener of the giga openers is a rise game
Because if you try to default rise from a non like exodia spot, you're just your ninth
What is the exodia for rise AP items like shiv morello into?
into a tense streak
Into a rise to on for to with 40 gold left
Into a still lose every fucking round
For the entirety of stage four, but then it's fine because you can recap around
Diana 2, Yumi 2, Zerath 2, Milio 2, and you're back in the game.
I load in Rock on 1, whole board 1 star, not a single 2 star, not even Jaster Lillia.
That guy has Taric 2, 2 items, Ryze 2, 3 items, Yumi, Zerath on his board, Tom Kench, the entire fucking setup.
Yeah, he got 4-rowed.
Ryze is usually uncontested though, it doesn't matter, I'd rather just play Rock on 1 close to 1.
Like you play Rise from like the like you don't play a comp because it's uncontested
You most of the time you play a comp because you had a good early mid game for it
but sometimes like you have a spot where like you can slam like
Glove chain play around tier or you can slam like tier chain play around glove and
Like that step-by-step start play around karma or protectors now play around glove
But most of the time it's like one one side is better because your audience can use certain items better
but like let's say there's like 10 fucking Varus players in the lobby then
yeah fuck yeah I'm gonna go karma but most of the time you don't have the
luxury to actually pivot you just have to sit there and commit and just pray
that you hit and if you don't hit you're right I don't even like Jax dude this
unit is not that good. Holy moot Trush. The moment I see cloak I don't even know
what I want to play like if I have cloak it might just be a fucking open
like I don't even want to interact with the game. Cloak tier. I mean the tier
Loki is fine. I can play Karma or something. It's already Gold Opener, so I don't really
like... like do I want to go Buffet or do I want to go Station and Support? I mean I
kind of like Station and Support a lot, especially when I'm playing Karma. Karma can use every
item in the game. Get a one-star copy of the first champion to die. Oh nice. That's
fucking lit. This guy's Beltchain didn't have an Opener. Yeah, let's just click
Patience of the Virtue, let's just full open, go for a bow. Time to play some
Galista guys and you know what he's probably guaranteed top four. I just I just one-oed him
I just gave him a free loss
Gloke chain good for something
bow chain
rod gargoyle
Probably Galista
No cloak probably Varus
Venture
Like that too streak you think? I might have two streak
Honestly, this might be a vagar gig opener. I'm not even kidding. Bro said vagar. No, I mean, it's not even bad. I
I have my entire board set up for the next stage this guy is vegan 10 you think this might be a threesome actually
Probably not. I think my vigor is dead
Okay, well this is poppy 2 ziggs 2 so we do it
I'm down to just uh, I'm done to just level I can make 30 next turn anyway, I
Think my board is a little too good
After after that shop. This is a vagar game. I don't even want I don't even want to go gargoyle
But if I go gargoyle then it probably is a veigar game
One-star copy break even plus one minus one minus one that pairs of anything. No
I mean, hopefully I just fight some shitters
Because why don't I just play karma from the spot? What the fuck do you mean veigar?
I mean by natural Vex three veigar three this next shop, then I'm down
Our next to a veigar two next shop for everyone's board is so possibly this game not this guy though. I
Can beat I can beat and I can beat
Do I win without slamming? Probably.
Like, Vex 2, this shot.
Okay, it's not a vanguard game then.
Uh, I can't beat this guy. I can two-trick against this guy, and I can two-trick against
this guy without slamming Gargoyles.
Nice.
Bro, everyone is just sitting here, playing no-bore, just econning up.
This game is about to be like, you know I didn't play a single fucking, like a single
unit for the first two rounds and I won two of them?
So this game is about to be like, everyone's about to load in with two star fucking legendaries on 8.
People are too fucking rich. Like you actually have to hit something.
Or someone's going to have to hit something.
I'm making 50.
This guy's full open with 5 million rolls. I don't think he got bow and carousel. I think he's opening into fucking Verus.
I don't even know how that's even allowed.
I don't know why people keep doing that shit. It's so fucking stupid.
This guy is, I don't even know what he's playing. I think he's Verus as well.
This guy's over-encumbered so I don't really know.
I don't know, I'll figure it out man, I'm getting tired.
I forgot to remove her, oops.
Another fucking- okay, well it's Gargoyle for sure then, great.
I think there's nothing then.
A bow?
I mean I can go adapt to play around bow,
but it's probably just, I mean it's just a shiv, like I don't know what else to say,
it's just a straight up shiv and I'll figure it out later.
Low key?
I could play Calista from this spot.
If I don't slam shift, but like if I can streak slamming shift here, I might as well
I mean I wouldn't this fight anyway, so I don't have to slam again
Why does it look like no one in the lobby is playing Kalista? Everyone is playing karma. Oh, it's that's close though
He's almost 640 gold as well
Sweet tooth. I mean, I'm already rich. So I don't really need more explosive growth, but at the same time
Kalista karma
Probably karma probably karma
He has a rock on already. He's probably Kalista
And I'm not taking dragon fucking spirit. I'm not even okay. I guess I'm just explosive open GG's
But did I say I was rich? I'm not even rich
Why does it look like I'm broke as fuck? I didn't send this earlier. I forgot. I'm pretty sure if I send earlier
I mean, okay, I probably want to one but I definitely would have killed two warriors. I
just lost
four
EXP
Two HP. I mean sorry to
Gargoyles I have gargoyle on a piece of shit. I have a no synergy this
16 to level, swain. Are we about to rise?
Question mark? No man. No one's playing no fucking rise. It's just Shiv Karma,
half BT for Fuuro or Gwen, and Gargoyle on some piece of shit. I have zero items
though. What the fuck is going on over here? Okay I will I will think about
rise if I get um what's it called. Oh yeah I scouted four karma players but
I mean, what can I do? Like, I have bow tier cloak.
I'm just gonna sit here, I'm gonna click a fucking econ augment, which I did, explosive growth,
and I'm just gonna roll on 4-1.
G...
G...
GG.
What the fuck?!
Huh?!
Okay!
Bye-bye, buddy!
Wait, this is actually so good, because now it's a perfect 4-1.
Oh, Moonstone? Okay, bro, like, usually you would, like, Moonstone is good,
but the reason Moonstone is not that good on this is because a lot of times the target dummy is actually valuable.
But now I'm gonna leave it in the fucking backline like an idiot.
Aw man, like the best ones are like Lockett, Aegis, like all that shit.
I'm not even playing... okay it's fine.
But I can't... I can't slam... I don't really want to slam double gargoyle.
It's still fine though.
All I know is I have Econ, I'm about to just fucking send it.
This guy's also Karma.
He has 15 gold as his Econ, but like that's fine.
I'm scaling.
But his ban unit is so fucking good.
This Gwadonk is 1v2 around, but it cost me a chain.
But it's fine.
I have perfect interval of 4-1 because of this study hard-award of the fuck it's called.
So I basically save you another 4 gold as well, Karma.
Honestly, can I just go straight to 9?
Not really.
I'm 7-way contested.
I go 9 to roll for 1, man.
I'm fucking sending it to true 0 here.
Like, true fucking zero.
Okay, I'm going straight to nine.
GG's then.
G.
G.
4-1.
40 gold.
What's this?
Gwen.
2.
Swain.
2.
Oh my god.
The game is just over.
It's a perfect interval 5-1 as well.
So it's another 4 gold.
Like, oh man.
I don't, I just feel bad.
Oh, okay.
And they just give me Spellcaster, whatever the fuck this is called, G is Olaf better
than anything?
Like Warrior?
I guess it would have to be like this, maybe, I mean it's definitely not, like maybe,
maybe like Preserver?
I don't even know, it's 2 Preserver, oh it's 3 Preserver, and that can just make
Jack as a 6th, kind of hold this one, don't want these fuckers hitting one.
oh this guy just sent true zero oh nice he's rock-on-paraclystic
fuck you then I'm probably still gonna lose though
my board is not that good either though I'm just sitting here with fucking
Gwen one or Gwen with a BT fucking Sunfire Gate
but I mean like bro it's not even close like I how much is to kill this shit I
I really don't know I can't you hit fucking a movable object which is the
second true this the only thing better than movable object is giant and mighty
Like, I mean, yeah, GG's then.
I mean, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
Like, look at my econ.
I'm down a Prismatic.
I'm down a Tier 2, I'm sitting on 60 Gold, bro.
I'm about to send it on 5-1.
I'm about to TP the 3-star everything
and just ints the fucking win out the game.
Who the fuck you talking to, buddy?
Bro, this guy's spot is trash.
Trash.
I mean, Karma 1, Karma 2, no diff.
Like, let's say I roll down to 0 for Karma 2.
My Karma item is a shib.
It's a shib. Who the fuck cares?
Like, it doesn't matter, like, I was just, just wait, man, I'm nine fucking rolling fifty.
Yup.
Oh, nice, this guy is rock-on too.
He's holding the rock-ons.
Oh, he's a brighter as well, that can't be good for me.
I didn't kill a single unit again.
It's okay.
G?
What the fuck do I go by zonias anytime soon?
Next round.
Zanya's...
B...
T?
Menomazane?
I don't think I'm killing a single unit here.
It's actually kind of strong.
My ship died instantly, but that can't be good.
I'm starting to think I might be going giga-eat, not really.
Just trust me, I'm guaranteed first, don't worry.
I mean, I'm not a huge fan of BT,
but I guess I have no other item.
I'm not making no fucking Titans.
Like, if I have Zonias, I don't really like BT that much.
I mean, it's still good, but it's like too safe.
Another Briar?
How much am I going to heal?
Like, the BT only healed 700, and some of it is also warrior. It's fucking useless, man.
It doesn't even do anything. I mean, that's alright.
Okay, I'm leveled at next turn, and watch this.
I mean, I hit Terak too, but I didn't hit Diana too, but I'm pretty close to spiked, I guess.
I mean, I'm pretty close to spiked.
I'm about to win out, yep.
Also, I should have vowed by the piece of shit.
I mean, I'm about to spike again.
Bro, fuck the Gwen.
Honestly, is Manamazane even good on Diana or nah?
This is the value of the entire lobby's karma, but my karma spot, it's the only comp
I could play.
So it's like, I just stabilize off of the Gwen 2, go 9, and then it doesn't matter.
Who cares if you're contested?
Like if you're playing a comp and you're supposed to be playing, who the fuck cares?
Like, okay, so like, this spot here, right?
Is it even better to move items off of...
uh...
Gwen? No, right?
Like, Madison is way too good on Gwen.
Or no.
Like, it's way too good.
I mean, I'm down to move the Valor for sure.
And then I'm just gonna go for Diana, I'm on Carousel.
I'm down to move the BT to what's it called though.
The mana is not going to the 2LP, you just instantly get the stacks and it's just so much
fucking damage.
Whereas Diana's DPS is like kinda capped.
Kalista, Gensu, Gumblade, Wormogs, Steadfastheart, Gensu, Guardbreaker.
I mean I kinda like BT a lot more.
Or Gumblade on Gwen and then BT on Diana.
I mean I have two Reforgers.
I think it's too safe to go mana mazane, okay.
And then I just go 3rd item on Diana.
GG's and this has rock on one so I'm stronger, but I just realized it's not suspicious trench coat. It's unstable fucking treasure chest. I
Am a fucking idiot. I am a fucking idiot. Oh my god. I'm supposed to sack the Fiora
But now I'm sacking my Morgana, but I feel like the Morgana cast is not even that bad
My my carbon I didn't even scout also. Why is this fucking stupid ass? Let's break unkillable
Nice it just died
Uh, if I get Morello, I'm down to just double-reforge the stupid-ass Taric.
Uh, let me see what's going on over here.
How many cameos do they have? 1, 2, 3.
Still rock on 1.
He's level 8 still- he's still level 8.
This guy's level 9 with 40 fucking gold.
On his way to 9.
Okay.
Are there- are there really no fucking combat charms?
I didn't hit a single unit.
On me!
There's Shoujin, I don't know if I'm just better, I didn't, I, I, I, I, I, what?
If I hit Morgana 2, you can drop Fiora and Gwen for a Milio plus 1, but I mean, I'm just
letting myself get the second, like I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I can't
outcap this guy.
Like this is a good second.
I'm 5-way contested Karma, and, and, I mean, I won second, that's really fucking good.
This has only 2-way contested Calista, I don't think there's a single Varus
player in this lobby.
I mean, 30MR literally does nothing in this fight.
I usually would be happy.
I don't have a combat charm.
I don't care, then.
I still don't have a combat charm.
But I need this round, or I'll meet.
Because this is the fight for second.
Hello?
Oh, nice, it's a second then.
Oh, he's guaranteed first.
He's level 10, still making 10, final ascension,
item collector,
Rock on 2, Callista 2,
about a TP Milio 2, Camille 2, everything 2, and yeah, combat charm in the game then.
Is this a real combat charm? I mean, I don't have that much gold.
Okay.
Allowed then.
For this Diana as a fucking gigasemon.
Okay, is this a clone diff?
Or am I actually about to win out?
There's Morgana with Lost Whisperer.
There's another Gensu.
Holy fuck, he didn't go another Gensu.
Okay, GG's then.
Miss Morgana too.
And yeah get the fuck out of here then.
TG Spark acceptable.
Red buff over here.
G?
G.
I fucked up because now I don't know what's a TG.
Ah shit.
I mean it's probably not Spark this because it's probably, I mean I have four preservers
so I'm gonna switch to TG this and then I'll just Spark the, well actually oh should
it be TG the Fiora actually.
Oh fuck.
I guess I have to, I have to remember it's fine.
I mean, I feel like my board is actually insane.
GG's.
That's not even bad.
Uh, blue buff, guard breaker.
I think the way it was positioned is it just like, it can't dash.
I think it's like, sure, you just try to like, trap it so it has to go forward.
I'll do that again, fuck it.
How come it didn't work this time?
I don't get it.
Wait, am I actually about to win out?
Bro, he's gonna get an item and remove the fucking gumbly off the Kalista.
Bro, you know there's this double Guinsoo uncle stuff?
Monka.
For a forged spark?
No, man.
It's fine.
Like, a double shred is fine.
It's not a problem.
It's not a problem.
It's not.
It's too, it's too, like, like, what's it called, like, oriented, or, like, I don't
know, like, front-loaded, front-loaded.
I don't really want to move the Zonya, because this unit can just sit behind, this unit
can just sit behind the shitters.
Gee!
Let's bro, the game was over on 4-1, man.
You can't tell me...
You can't tell me 70 HP, 4-1, lowed in, Gwen 2, Karma 1, Swain 2, 40 gold.
Bro, like you think my board sucks but Swain 2 is 9 gold.
That's a lot.
Like these guys are not even upgrading their heckrums, they're not even upgrading their
ways, they're not upgrading anything.
And I'm sitting here upgrading a fucking Swain 2.
So not only did I upgrade my Swain 2, I'm still making 40.
And then you just go 9th, sell the fucking trash. GG.
You're 4-2, I'm not low-key a bailout, you know?
No, I mean, I could just, I mean,
isn't Final Ascension literally the same thing?
If anything, you know, I'm sacking, like this,
I feel like this on 4-2 is not even good,
because the stage damage on stage 4 is so fucking high,
and then I'm just, like, I lost 4-2, 4-3, 4-5,
and I barely won 4-6.
Like, as soon as I got the zoning is I barely won.
So you're just like, you're just losing
like 30 fucking HP.
I feel like Final Ascension is like better for like it's the same shit
It's probably a higher floor, but a lower
ceiling. Yeah, it's 6 a.m
Bro, I haven't streamed at normal hours a single time in the last week because I just I like to watch like the first game
It's kind of relaxing just passing out like while watching League. Are you confident winning the bet was that's good? Yes, man
Do you do you guys think I should follow through on the bet?
Because the thing is the reason I'm trying to can't like you guys believe me that the reason I'm trying to cancel the bet is
I don't want to rob my friend
Like you guys even believe me no
Like bro, I'm not scared that I won't make it man. I just don't want to rob him
So I've been trying to cancel it, but he's just sitting there like yeah, let's not go like
Why don't you hit the mark and
Reject his money then because why would I make a bet?
where the EV is always negative. What kind of a fucking bet is this shit?
Alright here's the deal you're gonna give me $50 and you have you have a fucking
50% chance to get $25 back. That you're saying like bro what? Bro you gamble at the
casino where the EV is always negative. Okay yes the EV is negative but it's
49.2% odds for Baccarat and the thing is it's not even about the EV it's
about having it's about gambling with your friends and having fun with your
friends I don't gamble by myself I'm no fucking addict man it's a fun time I
wouldn't gamble if I wasn't having fun I'm basically paying to have fun like
it's not it's like I'm not stupid like it's not fun it's not fun just throwing
money away it's just like a more expensive like arcade game but you just
go in like arcade games like you you know you're losing but you're still
having fun like you know when you exchange the fucking tickets for like
the Pokemon packs and shit do you like okay there's some arcades that are
just like trashy you can actually win but like are you actually are you actually
like you don't go in to an arcade saying like oh I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna
like spur on these machines and then and then just trade in and make profit that
way you don't go in with that mindset you go in like hey I'm gonna have some
fun and then at the end of the day I'm still gonna get something back you
don't always lose when you gamble the chances are you're going to lose if
you gamble enough but the thing is you're still having fun and if you're
You're not having fun and you're just, if you're gambling to make money, that's like the problem.
I mean, it's econ opener.
I didn't even randomize my- oh, that's not good.
Sorry.
It's actually probably going to be a randomness diff.
Like, it probably actually is, but at the same time it doesn't really matter.
Because you know what that means?
Oh, it's a randomness diff for sure.
Oh wait.
Oh.
I win, I win, I lose, I lose.
It doesn't fucking matter.
The more I lose, the more I can just hard force Calista.
I mean, if I take a movable object on 2-1, what can I play?
Please tell me.
to fucking know if there is anything that you're thinking from this spot WTF if you if you if
you're thinking of anything except for Kalista okay honestly you can actually play a jinx wukong
this game no joke like Loki and honestly you can also play karma or like preservers warriors
like all that line as well. But I know for sure you cannot play Varus.
A movable object Varus? Just leave. If I had BS or I probably would have won this round.
If I get like triple fucking Varus, this shop, I'm down. Okay, now I'm playing Jinx either,
then GGs. So he's going long, holding the Varus units with tier cloak. I think he's playing
And actually there's no way you can play Galista, never mind.
Like just hold on to Faraday, this guy's a sister's service, Zanya's, Glowberry Treasurer's,
Tool Parvus with Tier Chain, BF Glove, Rod, Glowk, BF BF, Shederniko.
I mean the people with berry treasurer usually don't play towards Galista.
Also I just realized it's a charismatic party, what the fuck?
Bro, how come no one said anything?
It's a charismatic party?
I'm not gonna just finish with Gensu.
Alright, I'm gonna hit, what's the 1, 2, 3, Trubus?
A movable object, giant, and mighty, and what?
Radiant and refactor also works, I think, if you know your items.
Uh, what else works?
A support golem.
Final Ascension.
New recruits, fine.
You right as fuck.
I think the number one Trubus is a guarantee top two.
Like, you only lose to the giga-cap ports.
It's Radiant Gensu.
with Gumblade. I feel like Radiant Refactor is a good top 4 if you know your items. The
stats will probably say it's not that good, but that's because people are probably just
building in correctly. It's just Radiant Wyrmogs if you don't have the combo of Radiant
Gensu with Gumblade. That's it. And I'm pretty sure your top 4 rate is absurdly
high. It's just that your win rate is slightly lower, I think. Because I think that board
loses to like people that have too much damage yeah what the forge I'm not
taking the what the forge because then I have to play something else honestly what
the forge is probably good not really because I have no items but what the
forge is like broken when you have like buried treasures and shit like if this
guy hits what the forge instantly wins the game and he also gets to pivot off
of Calista or sorry Varus this guy's playing probably Karma with buried
like buried like six components is too much I think like four components is
actually fine because also there's okay I mean my spots looking pretty good I
stayed level four and just made econ for the entirety of the stage and I'm 89 HP
okay GG's then oh yeah it's completely re-radiant Gensu so if I
really so like if I get a bow here I don't even want to slam yet because I
want to see it's just not a party so I'm guaranteed so I want to see if I'm
getting ready and refactor like like so here it's like it's not even worth
slamming you might as well just wait it's a zero gold cross on me because
Because if I don't hit like Giant and Mighty, or, because both can be Red buff or Lost Whisper as well.
Also, I feel like Gumblaid, it might actually be Gumblaid regardless in a movable object.
Or am I stupid? No, it's probably not. Like there's this synergy, but it's probably still not.
It's for sure still not. It's not even good, Radiant Revector, Giant and Mighty.
I think I won the game then. Alright, what's the last true list? Does anyone know?
There's so many- I'm unconfested.
Shiv Shiv Shogen Morello I.E. Zanya's Blue Red Shogen I.E.
G?
Okay, Gintsu Gintsu.
Aw man.
Alright, so what even is the number one true?
Is it just- is it just- I don't think it's New Recruit.
I mean it's definitely- I mean let me just go to 4-2.
Giant and mighty and movable object.
Support column if I high roll.
Fuck it, golden egg.
New Recruit, final ascension.
I don't even think new recruits that good, because I don't even need rock on 2.
This guy is holding a fucking Calista instead of making 50.
Fucking great.
There's a karma with a bow.
And I just can't believe it
Shoujin Varus
There's a lot of karma players a lot of them are gonna hold rock on so
1% max health true damage
Attack steal in the extra 1% max health
12 point
I mean whatever it's one damage like a money to whatever the fuck it's not even bad
Yeah, I'm not even poor
Well, I thought I was broke my auto doing extra. I don't even know what the fuck's going on
Is it 13? It rounds up. 12.48, rounds up to 13. Oh it's enemy health? Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! Okay.
I need to make sure I don't miss the Jax. He's like actually the most important unit.
Sometimes you just don't find him in your zade. I know this econ on 4-2 for sure,
I'm also not contested at all. He has a Diana. Varus, Varus, Karma Gwen,
Rize or Karma Glenn? Karma? So he's still holding Caliston Bench? Yeah, Radiant Relix,
Radiant Merlo. I think he's level 6 by the way. It doesn't matter. I'm about to just TP.
And you know what? Okay, it doesn't even fucking matter then. I mean it's plus EV for me to hold
because there's infinite fucking Karma players anyway. I don't care. He's sold,
I don't even fucking care. It's plus EV for me to hold so I'm just gonna hold like
whatever. Varus, Varus, Glove, nothing, Belt. Like, swing two for one turn. Fuck, I don't
want a three streak. I mean, I'm not paying, I'm not paying five gold. Like, if I lose,
it's not gonna be enough quick gift. Also, I need to make sure- Oh God, what if I don't
hit a single zillion again? Bro, this zillion unit's kinda hard to find. What the fuck
I see another band.
Uh, Belt, BF, BF Gloved.
Warwogs Redemption, BF Gloved, i.e.
Play-Around BS or DB Play-Around Gloved.
For HonorDVN, TMR, I don't know if that's just FBD or GA.
Or Starax.
I can honestly just send Starax.
I probably should have.
This guy has a Briar.
How much HP does he have?
60?
Any is a Briar?
Oh, no.
Bramble, Declaw, and a Belt.
There's only one item I can take.
I'll make them.
I mean, honestly, it's fine.
I don't have a...
I don't even have Multi-Tracker in it.
I don't have a, what's it called?
A Rock-On.
I don't have a Rock-On.
Also, I keep upgrading all this trash.
Also, it's trash for sure.
I don't even know why I upgrade this trash, man.
what the fuck am I even doing okay I'm going straight to nine then geez actually
I don't have a zilean so I don't even think I can go straight to nine also my
radiant is a fucking radiant jack show like I'm not TPing to 8th my belt's
really good because I really want redemption I can't play the game but
also like no matter what I'm rolling for Clista here is one Clista rise to rise
two karma to various to I'm uncontested on I'm uncontested Calista I am
uncontested rise to various to various to rise to karma to like not rock on to I
understand that's that's acceptable well like surely man there's three karma's
gone and I saw karma 2 or 6 farm was gone yay I should easily be at 20 gold here
at the minimum like 20 gold is probably like average roll but I'm just down 20
gold for no reason so I'm down an entire stage of tempo for free various
karma to various to rise to rise to I don't even know what this guy's playing
Olaf plus something. I don't get it.
Father plus one? That's actually kinda strong.
Holy fuck. I won this shit.
Is this guy yapping about not hitting while forcing?
Womp, womp, get over it or stop forcing.
Yeah, banned.
Probably joking, but if you're not joking...
Yeah, no dumbass.
Fuck out of here.
Tier redemption.
Khakram 2 is not even bad here.
One Rover Charm, HP.
I could go I could go anti-heal as well. Honestly, I don't even mind anti-heal
That's a pretty good
Then I'll tear this
Bro this heck from the heck room two is actually kind of nice
So if I can hit him too, I mean the rock on two is never happening
Like I'm just stuck here with rock on one for the rest of the game guaranteed. I'll meet them
But I'm attacking eternal winter. Oh, also, I think he's Reaper. Oh fuck
He does have Reaper. Holy shit
ooooooooooo
It ascended. Okay, yeah, you trashed him.
Uh, I mean, I think Hecarim too is actually a good operator.
So I'm gonna...
Namiheekon, please, I'm pretty sure I should 9-on...
I should just 9-on 6, whatever the fuck.
Uh, 6 gold for this shit, really?
I mean, I'm gonna commit to 9-on 6-1.
I don't wanna just lose rounds for no reason.
This guy's looking strong as fuck.
Diana 2, Varus 2...
He's level 8.
I mean, I still lost.
I don't know if I'm even 9-ing on 6-1.
I'm gonna see how many rock-ons are gone, and I might just fucking send it.
This is the shit fucking sucks.
I have no Camille.
I don't even have a Hecarim 2.
How many rock-ons?
1, 2, 3.
Diana 2.
Someone has a Zephyr on this corner. The fuck is this?
I don't even have any gone.
I mean, I can't roll.
This guy has Zerath 2.
Never mind, he has the fucking star.
Oh my fucking god, it's just a straight up scam man.
It's actually the biggest scam.
I guarantee you his board is fucking trash.
The star.
I guarantee you his board is fucking trash.
And now I'm just one life for fun.
It's not that trash, but I'm in Xerath 2 for free.
So I think someone just got a Diana too.
I can go...
I can go with this for rock on too.
But it's too late.
If I could kill one extra unit, I would be comfortably two lives.
I can't roll for just Hecarim.
I don't get it.
Whatever, if I die, I die.
I was going to roll until Hecarim or good charm, and I hit Hecarim, so I don't want
to roll to 20 or to 10.
Because if I buy this, I have to actually roll like more, and that's when I just
go Preserver.
Plus one, but I feel like I'm going to have to do a little food.
They didn't cast again.
Oh, 1 HP.
That should probably Preserver death.
Who the fuck is there?
I'm going straight to 9.
Not really.
When I say straight to 9, I mean straight to not 9.
barrier your team gains a thousand shield the came over five seconds over five
seconds also I need to put this like outside of the thing because I keep
getting keycaid I feel like this doesn't do anything I think I'm dead as fuck
six scholar GGs guys GGs uncontested Calista I have to be true fucking zero if
I hit at a decent pace I'd be nine on five five there's not a single Calista
player in the fucking lobby. I think I saw Karma 2 and Varus 2 before I saw a
second Kalista. Zero Camille, it's fine maybe I'll hit next time, it's fine. It's
actually just a fucking joke this comp. You hit, you TP, you don't hit, like
there's just no, like you know Karma, there's at least like five different
variations but like this Kalista shit bro. Do you play anything other than
Kalista? Yeah. I play Varus and I play Karma. Karma, Kalista, Varus, except I didn't see
a single Varus the entire game. Okay, this game, okay, this game, I was, I died with
90 gold. I was about to be level nine with fucking a million gold in this Giga cap,
but then I got perfectly full. That's 17 HP on stage five. Bro, come on man. This
game is a guaranteed first. This is a Karma game. I was actually guaranteed first.
What is this? Karma? Karma? What is this trash? Oh, Frostbust 1? Varus, except I didn't see
a single Varus the entire game. Oh-ho! The double down, new recruit. Gigant! It's basically
triple econ and I don't hit anything until 5-1. That's like, wow. This game is just
Fucking trash.
Rhyzo?
Rhyze?
Verus?
Karma?
Karma?
Some sugar trash?
Verus?
Karma?
I mean, there's only three comms in the game.
I don't know what else to say.
It's not that I can only play three comms.
There's only three comms to play.
There's not three comms.
I just won with Mortary Roll.
If it rolls Trader Volo, I think it's my last game. I'm too tired.
I won't even say anything.
I got a bow.
I think I won the game.
I can play anything again.
I can't even sell this.
I have a full typhoon.
So I can't even sell the casted in bow chain.
Oh, I can actually cast it in real this game.
Winter is coming.
Alright, I might be able to play Rise this game.
If I 10 streak here, and I can go straight to 9, then I can play Rise.
Oh wait, what's this?
Oh, I lost the first round?
Okay, I guess I'm karma then.
Also, I shouldn't even slammed, I could have used Gargoyle Redemption, but I think I
actually think karma's better than Polista.
If you don't have like a double down or you don't have, what's it called?
Okay, why am I not making Econ here?
I don't even like selling everything.
Oh nice, I don't have to sell the Zoe.
I don't know why I don't find the Bastion.
Ziggs, I'm just gonna pre-level.
Hopefully I win this round.
IE, Bramble, Slammed, Transfiguration,
Prizefighter with Crownguard, Starax, Tear,
Guardbreaker, Bow, IE, Varus, Adaptive, Bow, Morello.
I should have just played Callista, I'm not contested.
Well, Kalista is basically like, you're never hitting fucking Rokhan too, it's actually impossible.
Because like, there's always one karma player that will always hit Rokhan.
And them Unites and our just our tempoing hard question mark.
Please, so do I need your input, I need your help.
I need, I, please, I just lost a three cost bow.
Because I got stunlocked by that trash.
This guy just got a red buff.
I mean Rock's fine, but like I mean he just got a red buff for free. It was a Callista game
Honestly, I can still play Callista. I'm not even kidding. I just need one vote. I'm uncontested
It's not even that bad. Chib is trupist on on Milio. If I don't find Milio, I'm just gonna FF
I feel like I have a Poppy no synergy as well
I feel like something's not added up here
Should I just play karma this game?
The thing is like the entire lobby time, this guy's karma for sure.
Like prizefighter, crownguard, he might, I mean he's karma for sure.
Also why did he even slam?
My board fucking sucks man.
Okay anyways, I'm blue buff, karma, Varus, probably karma, Varus, karma, karma, not
sure yet.
But I think I won, nevermind I didn't kill a single unit, great.
So am I just Kalista then?
Yeah, I'm just gonna play Kalista, like whatever.
Like if I, like I'll get it eventually, like with the fuckers.
GG's then.
I found the Kalista.
But I do need a bow.
If I don't get a bow, this shop is fucking terrible.
I'll just, I'll just shift Kalista until I get a milio.
But I need a front line item probably.
Oh this guy's arena is so bright I'm getting just straight up.
Oh fuck slam. I'm just getting straight up blinded.
Epitaph is really good in Kalista.
Witchcraft plus one.
Ginsu Shiv.
Two away from Charm.
Bro, what the fuck? Like how are these shots so bad?
What the fuck are these?
I'm just rolling once, I don't give a fuck.
I mean I actually have to, like you have to find something man.
No Bastion, no fucking multi, nothing.
No fairy.
Hello?
Heptatab?
Like, even if I didn't hit here...
Man, a bug, nice.
Even if I didn't hit here, like, it's still correct to roll, like, I literally have to, like, I don't understand how I can just sit here and just get 7-0'd every single round when I'm 1-off.
Is there a Bastion?
Fuck it.
Is this stronger?
Or is this Warp Unit? Fuck this unit, man.
Actual garbage.
Okay.
Is evenchard IE Shoujin Bo?
I think my board is dead instantly.
I'm sooo poor.
I can't even take Kalista, I don't fucking need.
Actually, yeah, I can.
I might just go fucking the classic.
Honestly, like, shouldn't I actually pivot to Ryze here?
Probably.
Like against you, shit, Rabidons.
Like, isn't this actually a Ryze game?
But if I get like another bow, then I can play Kalista, but I probably won't get another bow.
28 to level, I am so fucking poor.
I mean, I was slamming all this fortuit.
I need to see what my components are.
But sometimes you actually just can't play Kalista.
Everybody have shit as well.
I don't know though, I have Epitaph.
Okay, I mean, it's probably a Kalista game then.
But, like, Kalista 2 is like,
high-key doesn't even matter.
No Kappa.
It's the fucking rock on that matters.
I think I have to pull 2.
And 2, 4.
And 1.
Bastion.
Multistriker.
I mean, I can go Gumblaid, I mean it's Gumblaid for sure.
Because I can't even afford to descend this trash.
I'm pretty sure it's also a QSS.
And I just ship some Garbo unit.
I'm 4 Bastion.
Like, I ship some Garbo unit.
And then I go for, like, Cromguard on Garasol.
Okay, I will do that then.
It's my fake last I've ever tapped.
Like, it looks bad right now, but it'll be good in a sec.
I just don't want you to read a loop since one okay
All right, hopefully I hit one rock on or on me
If a move will object. Oh giant in mighty
Honestly, if I have a cumbley to rather have a move will object in giant in mighty
I mean I have to take terror to like there's no way I don't man
Like I've come blade so like low key. I can get away with no rock on yeah
And if I if I if I lose a round if I lose a round starting this turn
like if I lose a round with this then then I'll roll I'll roll I'm sorry I
apologize for for briefing your game or grieving my game yeah but I'm pretty
sure I don't need to roll a movable object a movable object with what's it
called with gum blade it's basically the same thing yeah
I think I played close to 20 games in a row. This is the first game that I used my brain.
This is the first time that I played a level 8 board that wasn't the same 8 fucking units.
It is the first time I've expressed an ounce of skill playing Callista.
I mean, it's just recognizing that Terak 2 is stable without fucking Zillian, because like, even if I find Rakan, I don't even have Zillian.
So it's like, don't you just stop rolling here? I mean, you have to stop rolling.
There's no fucking way I'm rolling more. I'm just nine in in how many turns
It was my tenth car. I've seen how many rock on there on probably every single one
This guy's this guy's playing rock on on his board. He's playing the fucking preserver. Okay
Giant now, okay
This guy's also playing the fucking preserver trash and what are these guys even fucking cooking man? I'm getting pissed
I'm good
This game I probably won't even play five fairy
I don't think I'm gonna hit rock on this game and I'm gonna be rolling on nine odds
There's no way I don't find like every legendary in the game
I just play three fairy, drop all the trash. I probably will cap around...
I don't even have preservant because I don't have a single rock on or a zillion.
So the rock on doesn't even do anything, man. I don't even mind this as the anti-heal as well.
I mean every turn is perfect interval. It just depends on when I want to go nine.
I don't have a single rock on though. I'll just buy this and not use my thing.
I have uh, I have gargoyle crown guard on rock on and then I'm going to cap around crown
guard Morgana and then G G obviously it was actually over as fuck then 44 I might tire
board just died instantly.
There's Karnawyn and you guys I mean I don't really want to take another loss I'm probably
going to send it I'm only rolling I'm only 50 gold you can't miss this thing is fine.
over. Also I think my Calista got sniped. Get out. Can someone help? Oh good job Lillia.
Also I this stupid ass uh what's it called? This Lillia is stealing items from my Giga
units. What's up with that? What items does she have? Oh she's the fucking random ones.
I mean I need to get, I need, I'm about to spike so fucking hard I just need, this
is good enough it's actually trubus then because it guarantees this milio
throwing items to these two at least yeah heckron two is not even a bad upgrade
it's actually like a huge upgrade the wrath to this 50 gold I got BT and I
got BT I mean I'm about to spike my board actually fucking sucks right now so I
have a question if I have shiv in a rod in like in a bow or I have shiv ever
Gensu shiv rod rod what do you guys think it was ever correct to play towards rise here?
No, man. It's a oh, it's just Calista, bro. Like rise is so fucking worthless like I should I should uh
Actually, it's fine. I always hear those years. It's close here. I killed the treasure chest first. Am I fucked? Oh my oh
I have a move longer. Oh
Oh
Wait, does he not have inferno? He does the fuck
How did it not execute my shit?
And then now I'm capping around the third item, Morgana.
Like it's uh, you give it this item so Milio, no matter who's closer, it always gives it because it's two item, two item.
And I have like true bis, true bis, true bis.
True bis, true bis. Not really.
Gensu Gensu is better.
Shoujin Adaptive is better. Prongard is bis.
I mean, I don't even know if Warmoth is like two star, I don't even know if it is better than two star.
Okay, GG's in.
I have no anti-heal, is that true?
I mean, I think- I think-
Wait, right, I have no anti-heal, right? Yeah.
Bear-ree?
I don't even have a zillium, dude.
Hello?
Oh wait.
Oh, good job, Glista.
Wait, my rock-on's dead!
Yeah, you fuckin' trash, buddy.
Bro, this guy's like, cheesing my ass.
Like, if I- if I even, like, care to scout a single time,
is this guy strong?
Not really.
Where is Ashley legal?
I have like perfect item Camille perfect item Lagana
Perfect item Milio perfect item rock on and calista with epitaph, which is second true this
In a moveable object, which is basically true. This is as humbling. Yep. I'm just gonna play no charm
You can't get 20 old or it's I guess it's 18 node
Because next turn it's a 48 to level and
And then I can just level roll the charm and they get Aryan which is scholar plus a
Arcana, and then on Karasol. I'm probably gonna go for
Might actually just be a million item
I'm gonna roll on seven or eight or nine odds instead of ten odds, but I don't even want to go nine Barry. I'm a nice
G
G
One roll. Oh wait, I didn't scout. Oh help help help. I mean this is like the max giga cap
Oh, Zorath is better than... sorry, Zorath is better than R.I.D.
Oh, I didn't give this thing... oops.
That got rimmed?
I mean, it's unloosable, I'm four-preserved.
Wait, wait.
Holy fuck!
I'm dead!
Hello?
Wait, hold on.
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, are you, um...
Uh, are you, uh... I think my shift is over soon.
Like, really soon.
Oh, yes, please. I'm out of here then. Okay. I'm out of here bro. I've seen 15 hours man like it listen
Listen, this shit-ass patch
I stream 12 hours 15 hours 16 hours 15 hours of this fucking garbage. I
Deserve a break. It's been another 15 fucking hours. I think if I don't stop right now
I might actually not play TV for the rest of my life
I don't know if I can play another Callista Karma Varus game, man. I need to sleep them and take a break.
This is, my head is just, I just can't, man.
I need some time to sleep, rest up, and then we can run back to 20 out of 20 Callista Karma Varus.
I'll be back tomorrow then.
Callista Karma Varus, I can't wait.
I mean, I'm not gonna lie, it's fun.
I mean, I think the comps are fun.
Okay, I think I think karma is fun. I think Varus and Kalista are just
Seven very was the cap. Why not go seven very there?
You have never played a single game of fucking Kalista in your life
The only cap that that is greater than five very is nine very broke. You're not playing no fucking seven very
Like it doesn't the units don't they don't do anything
You're playing your cap is two units to give your board 200 HP. Okay
Bye-bye guys. I'm taking a nap is
Honestly, I hope a hundred T. I'm gonna hundred T fan
natured uh
What's it called right?
Nature definitely follows his league team right like he doesn't play league but he for sure follows his league team or no
Like he probably does right the thing is like I like natured as a person
but hopefully he doesn't follow his lead team and I hope he just I hope they I
hope they I hope they get eliminated just so I can laugh not that I'm a
hay washer or anything I'm also like I like 100 days it's just I kind of I
kind of want them to get eliminated so then we can just keep laughing at NA
NA at worlds wait has NA when was the last time NA hasn't made it through
play-ins. I mean yeah I'm from NA but I mean I don't play League so I don't care the fuck, never?
Okay I fucking okay I mean I hope they get eliminated then I can't fucking wait.
Like please just get eliminated. GG like bro like okay if they get eliminated like isn't that actually
good for the scene? It's like a fucking wake-up call that like hey like maybe you guys instead of
just fucking sitting there doing nothing and playing your stupid ass ARAMs you can schedule
another scrim block and just maybe you can make it out of groups then I mean
maybe okay I'm out of here then GG's guys
Pope 100 these gets eliminated you trash I'm going to I'll be back tomorrow to
queue up the the the various karma Kalista I hope to see you guys there I
mean it's actually fun as fuck I mean karma's fun because there's actually
like you can actually play different boards but like Kalista is just you
you hit or you don't hit.
And then what's that other comp?
Varus is you hit or you don't hit.
Yeah, I'm trying to get out of here then.
You crash.