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Well, I'm so tense, you're not.
Hello?
When you buy EXP, each run gained 2 gold.
Whenever you buy EXP, you re-roll your shop.
Is that actually good?
I mean, dual purpose.
I am going to be so poor.
OK, never mind then.
I think I'm back in the game.
What are people even playing?
Tier, BF, and then a broad glove.
I mean, I just play towards karma.
Berry treasures into karma.
OK.
Bro, you guys are- you guys are not fucking ready for this nuke.
Like, I'm actually feeling not as single-bop-ward today, not even kidding.
Like, like, I'm not even kidding.
Oh wait, oh there's still- oh, what the fuck?
Oh, sorry.
How come no one said anything?
Going long, tier-rod glove.
Gargoyle bow.
Tiny as Titan, rod-glove cloak.
Rod, belt, chain.
Caretakers, IE slam, interveris.
subscription service into not sure I mean I'm kind of down to just play towards
they kill the stupid ass uh I mean I'm just gonna send this anyway like it
like kill the stupid ass and just always play towards one I don't really want to
play various contested like that shit the first of this Glenn unit is just
sort of broken kill an extra unit G okay not even that nice
Cassiopeia, Shogen, JG, Rod. I mean my spot doesn't even look bad. It looks alright.
And I'm just always playing towards Karma, Karma Glenn. It seems like the entire lobby is playing towards Varus or Galista.
This guy already has two Rods. I don't even know how he has two Rods. Wait. Oh, he had to have magic mirrored. Yeah, he did.
oh my oh good yo Alice thank you thank you for the raid I appreciate you Alex
if you guys you guys should check out Alice's stream I know this guy has the
fucking a gig of patience because I was actually scrolling reddit the other day
and I saw him commenting on reddit competitive TFT it must have you
might be the most patient motherfucker alive and every stream I tune in I am
promised at one point it probably this is the game man just wait just wait
buddy you trash yep Gg's then hit nothing that's okay I can play zilean
plus bardo instead of the twitch but twitch too is actually pretty decent
can I make econ yeah shoujin jg shive shoujin shive and then JG I can also
just GG the Gwen be a fraud yeah I'm starting to think I might just play
some uh... caravarie game
keys then
this guy is playing there is
new new
to
great i'm back to losing
win
lose
win
i am so fucking poor
and i even invested onto my board
okay
i have to sell these around just at last
bfbf
i mean i could also just go complete it's not even that bad
I'll sell Twitterboards, rich.
Okay, I'll fight that.
I don't even know how this head lost around.
Alright, let me fight this guy, please.
He's got a load-in Rock-on too, by the way.
He's subscription service.
Great.
Great.
That's okay.
Wait, this guy is just wait.
Just wait.
Okay, another tier, that's fine.
I'm not trying to go double fucking chosen.
My opener.
Honestly, I could just play Ziggs and it's probably Rod Chain.
It's like slightly same shit.
Oh god.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
340?
It's fine.
Alright, Rod Chain.
Rod Chain.
BF, BF, tier Rod.
What's the plan?
Miss Wayto.
Alright, doesn't really matter.
I need to go on a roommate.
Okay, let me go Crown Guard first.
I mean Crown Guard and then if I go Gumblaid, if I go Gumblaid, then I'm
I mean double shogun is fine and then I have BF to play around which is half BT and then
Rogers to half Morello, shogun ship Morello, then I have double shogun.
What the fuck does double shogun do?
Okay, what's the plan?
Is it a week?
Yeah, yeah, it's okay, nice.
Okay, let's see what I get.
These items cannot be good.
I don't get it.
Wait, fuck, I just played random varus.
And I'm not really.
Yeah, okay, I won the game then.
Bro, I just hit.
I just hit buried treasures into what the forge.
Like, it's just- okay, the game's fucking over, man.
It's actually over.
Eternal Winter, whatever the fuck, Gambler's Blade.
Like, just tell me that right now the game's not over, man.
Oh, my.
Okay, I have...
Manimazine plus one, I kind of want...
Is, uh, is- oh, should I just go Animavisage?
Isn't Trenchcoat, like, fucking broken, though?
I mean, the thing is, Animavisage right now is way too good.
But isn't Trenchcoat actually broken?
Ah, that's too good right now, like, just look at my front line, man.
Okay.
GD's then.
Wait, is that actually dying?
It died.
How?
Oh, he has a karma. What the fuck? He's level 7?
I-
I di-
Oh, it's like- Oh-HOO! You're right!
Oh! I- Oh!
Oh, you're right, it's fucked, actually.
My ward can't even cast.
Okay, it's okay, though.
Okay, I have RSC, Witsend.
RSC, Witsend plus 1.
I have a giga nasus.
Okay.
Uh, a lose frost, which is fine.
And then catarina, Akali, yeah, u-trash.
Okay.
Can someone tell me what the fuck I'm playing, though?
I have manamazane, RFC gamblers.
What's end?
Rock on two?
Golden eagle on bench?
Oh my god, I'm in subscription service, it's fine.
What's a unit that has like infinite attack speed scaling?
Was it just Kalista?
Okay, it's just Kalista.
And then Manimazane, some trash units.
890? What happened?
Bro, there's a fucking- there's gonna be a blue box.
Just so I can- Bro, one more word,
Tracker's gone.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Please hide it, it's embarrassing.
What? I mean, Nasus better take this.
RSC, Gambler's Wits,
Giganasus,
Manimazane.
Please, I need it. Please, please, please, please.
Oh, oh nice, plus three. That's really good. Okay, maybe I'm not eight. That plus three
actually makes it so I can level here and I can make 49 turns in a lot of this.
It's not even bad. No, it's not that it's not bad, it's fucking amazing. I'm
actually back in the game. I don't know if frost. My board has no damage. I don't
Even though what I'm trying to play towards though.
What's end? Is what's end good on Gwen?
Heal for...heals 35% of the damage dealt. Like it has to be like magic damage. Yeah
Then like what about what about RFC?
Is that good? I mean, I know manamazine is good on Gwen.
So this one towards Gwen. Like Gwen and Collie.
Or look at this Nasus.
Three tank item Nasus and fuckers are unkillable.
okay straight up unkillable and Warwick does that do anything I mean Frost is
probably better than three fucking pyro what the fuck the three-fire
nothing but I don't even mind playing like nasus plus why does this guy look
so fucking oh it's so here's a karma as well all right manamazine there's
gotta send it in one turn he also has a karma on his board I mean it's fine
I'm just playing towards one bro they don't have anti-heal I don't know
how the fuck are killing these naces?
what is this shit?
what's the bug?
sorry
rsc
swain
zilean
rod
bow
play
shibana
something good
cybers focus manamazine
manamazine and cybers focus
I think I won the game, then I'll just go RFC.
But then Gambler's Blade, Gwen on one?
Is that even good?
Swain is better than Warwick.
Am I ever even playing Niko?
Niko is swinging.
What the fuck is Swain?
Okay. I think I won the game then. Uh, what do I even want here? Do I just want more items?
I mean, is this game not over? I don't get it.
Oh, nice. This is like DC'd. Oh, bye-bye, buddy.
Call to Chaos, Frostcrown, Snipers Focus, and Fishbones. Yeah, fuck it. Call to Chaos.
No, Frostcrown. Frost.
I don't even want to play Frost from this spot, though.
Tiny but deadly, Morrison is for this final ascension.
Honestly, the final ascension is not even bad with this shit.
Yeah, whatever.
Oh, Morgana?
Is that good?
Olaf, Smulder, Karma, Camille.
Mesa's Q.
Wait, where's my-
Uh-oh, I thought I saw my Zilean.
Zilean, Swain, Rise.
This is my board.
I feel like my board fucking sucks.
Gambler's Blade,
RFC,
Sniper's focus
Okay, I need a one my board fucking sucks
Morgana Niko
Way I didn't kill a single unit. It's fine. Okay. Also. Should I hold Melissa?
Nah, oh
Mate, I mean, I think I got weaker. I think I rolled down and I got weaker. No joke
Nah, not really. I mean, oh, he needs to see okay. There's okay. Can I just sell this?
I'm three chrono three frost again. What the fuck is this shit shed is it is nothing? Oh
Briar
Signs better
Should I feed no
I mean Nico to I probably won't even hold these anymore to me 20
gamblers blade RSC
Wits end and I want to move items to various
But I think I've done something karma. I mean it's my board even bad
If anything, I should be playing like 4-shape with Shyvada.
Like, is it not actually a way to just cheat anti-heal? Probably.
I'm fucking last bit, great.
RSC, Gambler's Blade, Stamper's Focus.
I mean, Manivus and Stamper's Focus is good, but then I would have to sell Karma and then, like, not really.
But then I, it gives me Shyvada actually good.
I'm playing 3 fucking Pyro, by the way.
I could play, I could just drop Chrono and play 4...
2 Preserver, Belt.
It doesn't matter what I think, because this...
I'm... I'll... I'll make...
Great.
Great.
I got nothing.
Did I roll for a charm?
Oh, it sucked into this trash, man. Fuck off.
This is just trench coats.
I'm just Shyvana.
Like, is Shyvana better than Briar or no?
Like, is my Briar actually doing anything?
Oh-oh.
Like, is my Briar actually doing anything?
I-I-I have this as a problem.
I can also just play four...
the trench coat, I should have just benched it
I get free anti-heal
and now I have Witsend, the man of the zane, like I don't really want to solve randoms all
but I feel like anti-heal is kind of important
like, it can't have my port actually just go 9
yeah
fuck it
I'm going 9 then
yeah, it's better for Shenn, then Shenn, it's just like, my charm gave me the stupid ass trench coat or whatever
I mean, it's too away for charm
paired
can I play Olaf?
Bro, you're buried into what the forge? Why are you sweating so hard?
What? It's not even good, man. I mean, it's pretty good. I mean, it's pretty good. You write a spunk.
I mean, I don't really want to level up or forge shape.
But I don't even think I drop... what's it called here?
Like, isn't Dragon actually good? Because I need anti-heal?
Or like, fuck it, I don't even need anti-heal, fuck it.
How is my mace even dead? Who the fuck is killing this fucker?
Hello?
I- my stupid ass idiot got zillion bomb, man!
Oh my omate, omate.
Whatever, I'm making 40, like fuck this.
Like, I'm just level- I think I'm about a level for 4 shape, by the way, but I mean if
I level for 4 shape, is my board even bad?
Like Man of Maze, Lich Bane Holder, on here, and there's like, I mean I can open slot
on like these, I guess, like 1, 2, 3.
Yeah, whatever, I'm just gonna play 4 shape, like Dragon's actually kinda good,
and then Briar is also good, and then I can just play the stupid ass Niko, which
is also good.
Allowed.
And then I can also just play like Swing Diana and the move item is like, yep, okay.
I mean, also 4 or 4 shape fucking sucks.
Hikey.
Oh, I wound enemies one turn.
It's only 10 seconds though.
I got Intervading Locket.
Alright fuck, I just feed then.
Yeah, whatever, fuck it.
I think I just saw Morgana too.
Oh, no, no, no, it wasn't me.
But I even upgrade Swing to here.
Honestly, should I just stack two then?
I mean, the thing is like these upgrades aren't even like big.
Like, if all my damage is coming from Lichmane, no Koopa!
What's that?
Yeah, I'm just loving the fucking me.
Alright, G.G.
I mean, I'm not paying for that shit. You stupid buddy.
GGs!
I mean, I'm not upgrading this shit either.
GGs.
Is the ego better than Swain?
Oh, oh, yeah, I'm just gonna feed again, then. Who the fuck cares?
If I find this too, I can actually just sell this and then play literally anything
and go mana mazane, sniper's focus, and then I just whitsend and then I just ditch the
witchbane.
It doesn't matter man, I don't even know if Varus even does anything, I'm kind of
out of just leave the fucking 3-4 dives, okay, GG's then.
Yeah Varus 2-0 dip then fuck you!
Bro, yeah whatever.
What's this?
Oh, okay, GG's then.
One roll, end the game.
And yeah one more roll.
Oh my god.
Like I don't even want to upgrade this fucker man.
Okay also like, do I have to feed?
I mean bro, like should I actually feed here?
Like 40, yeah whatever, what's 3 HP, nothing, yeah whatever.
That's a Morgana too.
Hello?
Wow, my Shyvana actually casted?
How?
Wow.
Or not my Morgana, my Shyvana, oh wait, does it have Morgana?
My Shyvana actually casted this fight.
The fuck?
Okay, and I mean it doesn't even matter and like whatever any like your highest highest amount of gold like what is there?
I mean a five cost all right. I mean that's fine
What's better crown guard? Oh, I don't want to get crown guard the fuck okay? I
Think the parabola which honestly it's just as bad like they're both really good to see a zonius I
Can I even beat this guy? I mean if I have if I have two stars. I beat this guy for sure
He's rock on one
Millio another witsend Millio
Euro spirit it's fucking I mean it's actually no I'm not really
Slaughter Diana Diana Camille Camille Diana Nico
20% starting bro. I'm not paying gold for this shit man
Okay, also. Yeah, I'm just gonna feed again. I'm about to win out like I'm sitting on on like I mean three three real pairs
Like I'm about to win out. Yep
42. Rock on 2! Oh, oh, he doesn't have- Oh, this guy doesn't have his item on, fighting
clone I think. Oh, okay. You trash. Yeah, whatever, I'm just gonna make 10 and I think no one
cares about that trash. G. G. I mean, I was actually all good. I mean, I'm gonna wait
because like, I know the wit's end is like, whatever, but like, how do you know my next
item isn't complete shit? One roll GGs. What's my HP? 42. Yeah, I'm no matter
I'm too large actually wait. Yeah, it's it's a it's with some better than gamblers
You think how much it has to be because like this might does even what do you think you magic damage though?
I feel I'm not healing enough or am I healing enough?
Or what I'd be killing enough and how much magic damage is my oh it actually did 1k
I honestly fuck the gamblers because I can just go cybers focus
Cybers focus RSE for sure. Yes, and then I just go
So yeah, fuck it, what's end I mean innovating lock it over here is fine and then yeah, fuck it what's end and I just report
Yeah, geez, I'll be doing that then
I brought you away
Okay, honestly, it's gambles, but even bad
Is it even bad? Okay, it's not that good. Oh
I only have one mover. I'm eight
I'm eight
Actually, okay, is it is it better on on smolder and you just don't do the fireballs
Okay, so who the fuck I use it on then I don't get it
I don't get it.
I mean, I can use it to cheese around, I guess,
because you can just put it on Briar after she casts.
No one.
No one!
Like, what about Varus? Like, fuck the Varus ult?
Varus mid-ult.
Oh, oops.
It's just on- it's just on bench, really?
That's right.
I mean, I can just use it to cheese the last fight, like, whatever.
It's probably- it's not actually good, man.
I think I'll mate them.
My board...
fucking sucks it's fucking shit I don't get it I gave a BT that's not bad why is
the highest gold a fucking three cost how does all the expenses should just have
how what you huh all the expenses shit just has has a fucking emblem on it
yay I'm eight what I get whole crusher allowed where's my where's the
defeat where I might as well roll to a one roll G's like what the fuck is this
I mean I could just cheese honestly this guy's probably stronger than the other
guy fuck it bro it looks like I already won man I'm not gonna bother
chasing oh man man I'm a beast not really bro it's it's fucking the buried
treasures into fucking what the forge like it's okay sorry guys sorry guys
Well played.
How do I duplicate this shit?
Oh, how do I duplicate this?
Is it copy?
I don't know how to close another one, but this tracker is just giving me on the way, man.
Oh my god.
You have to put it above?
Oh, it doesn't even...
Oh, whatever, I'm too lazy.
Just don't look top left.
Okay, GG's.
I mean, man, even I can win.
What the forge?
What the forge?
With buried treasures.
I have trubist tank. I have wit's end, mana museum, lichmane, acceptable, trubist, vizbriar, and trubist smolder.
Thank you, GG.
Man, I'm a beast.
You're not allowed to complain this stream anywhere I want.
I mean, bro, I never complain, man.
Okay.
Completed anvil.
Chrismatic pro-yude.
Sure.
Oh, odd dart.
Odd dart.
Hello.
A belt.
belt. Poppy paired, Zoe paired. Alright, we're about to rob your LP, this guy is trash.
Also, I forgot a block precedent. Can you guys remind me after this game? Alright, Poppy,
2, Nomzi, Paired, Vhagar, and this is our fucking useless Nunu, Elise, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, Belt.
I feel like there's so many cosmetics that are just like fucking broken in terms of part of the econ.
Upgraded Adventure Subscription Service
I guess, bro, this subscription service is not actually good
Upgraded Adventure, fuck it
No, Hedge Fund
Like Hedge Fund full open
I've belt VF, I don't know what the fuck I'm opening to
I don't give a fuck
You think I'm, like, I'm not taking no fucking, what's it called
Like, I'm scaling, it's fine
I'm not taking fucking level to six, but I went to an econ opener
No thank you
Oh, it's already too gold
Okay, GG's then
Okay, plus two.
It's suppose even good, I mean it scales, I guess.
Like I'm scaling.
The problem with, I don't really like, if you can go fast on with it, you just went out.
But I'm not taking the fucking, I feel like the search and service is just straight up fucking trash.
And then I think, especially an econ opener, and then also the other one is also a trash and econ opener.
Like whatever, at least I can scale.
Like I can actually like cap people, you know, whatever.
Did it get buttwog up up?
But this thing can start dropping like items and it can start dropping units on stage 3.
So, yeah.
I don't think you can get a component on stage 2.
Can you?
I don't know, like maybe you can on Prismatic.
I don't think you can though.
So I don't really care if I, like obviously I prefer winning and get some gold.
But I'm pretty sure you like you can you you know you can start getting like five costs on stage three from a giga chest
And then if you get the giga chest
And then if you get the giga chest
It can also give items on stage five. Oh, you can. Oh, you can really
So there's a non-zero chance that I can just get five fucking components right now
No, I don't believe it. I think
Well, you can
Level five. I mean level five with all shitters. I actually kill some units
Thanks buddy. Oh, okay. You trash then.
Pro, stop spamming this trash man, relax. Bro, he's out of mana, stop casting.
Wait a minute, I got a bow as their pick. This guy's subscription service too, too
various. If you win your next combat game, three gold.
Do I beat this guy? I beat this guy? I mean, I beat? Yeah, whatever,
fuck it. I beat one person. I might not should beat this if you're not leveling.
do I beat this? he's blaster? okay he's non-z2 but I have all my items made. like if I get
three gold here don't I just win the game? it didn't cast again.
whoa oh oh okay well you you can get a giga chest I just got a giga chest but
aw man I just lost all my gold. aw man I could have got plus three man minus one
but I mean the giga chest gave me like this this garbage though is it
actually good okay well I mean I might as well just start holding I mean I'll
Nico if it looks like I'm gonna lose or if I don't if it looks I'm not gonna make
you con I might as well just hold like a three cost cuz if I find way to I'm
kind of done to Nico it is a week I hope so okay nice it's four units
bar one goal here spoils of war what am I even doing hello okay why the
What the fuck do I have spoils of war?
Like what happens if I can't go fast 10?
What's the game plan?
Or fast 9?
He's level up, has a karma, boglove, bf, bobo, he's about to have Varus too. I think he got the mirror garbage.
Starax, bo,
Glove,
Cloak,
Bo-Rod.
Am I playing Kalista this game?
He's Varus too.
I mean I, oh this guy's also, he's playing Kalista.
But I mean like what am I supposed to play?
I don't get it.
I'm looking at my components here.
Let me go in this, fuck that.
Like some ginsu- ginsu carry with...
I don't know what the fuck I'm even playing.
I don't- I'm not playing- I'm not a contested varus.
Am I playing Ryze?
Starex with Ryze? Like, okay, I'm just...
I am just 8.
I am just uncontested 8.
I'm just Galio 2 if I want Galio 2.
Honestly, I'm- I'm kinda gonna just give it to Niko here.
I mean, my board's not even that bad.
It's just that, uh...
I think I'm playing towards...
I think I'm playing towards Varus, or what's it called?
I think I'm playing towards Rai's.
I mean, the guy has Varus too, so I'm not playing against that, and then I don't really want to play Kalista.
He's Tiny as Titan, he's probably playing Kalista, yeah he is.
Okay, I mean my Rai's spot's not even that bad.
It's just if I can go straight to 9, it's actually good.
But if I can't go straight to 9, I'm going dead last.
That's okay.
That's okay then.
Can I get some Gigaloot, please?
I got nothing.
nothing. This entire fight gave me one gold. Bro, like, oh my, oh my god, I am out, I am
out. I am 8. I can also just reforge the ginsu. I killed my bow rod to reforge ginsu. Really?
I need some components. Some components harmed. Or I'm fucked. Where are the components?
Level 7, 2 TGs, Shogun Shiv, Fiora and Karma.
I'm not killing a single unit I think.
Oh! A Gigaloot!
Oh, a Cloak!
Okay, I got a fucking Cloak, man.
Oh, my...
Okay, I mean, Gwen with Bo.
I've seen worse.
Gensu Shiv?
Why the fuck did it take spoils?
I don't even know how you're supposed to recover this spot.
I think I'm playing towards uh, I think I'm playing towards the rise.
Cloak, cloak, ginsu, shiv.
Might even play Conor from the spot ever.
Varus too.
I mean 40 gold, but how much I farmed early game?
Okay, um, yeah I'm down to just FF and just go in S-game.
I won't take swells again, like what the fuck is this shit?
How can this even be my spot?
If I lose Scholar for... what's it called... Multi-Striker... I mean... Maybe I can figure
something out. Okay? I mean, maybe I can save. Triple Katarina, Rumble. Triple Katarina.
If I play towards Kalista, he's Gensu, Gensu. If I do play Kalista from this spot, I just
I just have a ginsu and a shiv
Maybe that's actually my out
Instead of playing fucking RISE
I just have a fucking shiv
My items
Holy fuck
You have cloak
Calista
Okay, honestly does my spot even look that bad?
Bastion
Multi-striker, I have a galeo too on my board. I mean like I mean I'm just gonna level in fucking roll
I mean it's fine, bro. This guy's just fucking leveled
It's fine. It's fine. Like I'm gonna level, roll for some two stars,
spoil the war some some components, and then I'm about to just win out. It's all
good. Royal Guard, but I have, I mean I have no, I don't really want to play
Vertical Fairy, but I mean is that actually my out? I'm not gonna impress a
fucking attack. Martyr, Keepers, Epitaph, yeah fuck it. Random emblem. Okay
Okay, is it even worth playing more than...
Man, now that I hit Gwent, this dude too?
I just don't play Zilean, and I just play this instead.
This is my board.
I mean, I'm pretty sure this can actually go 9.
I'm just playing Gwent 2 instead of Zilean.
I mean, Gwent 2 is actually good though.
Like, don't worry, don't worry!
I just rose, I don't have a single front line anymore.
I think I just lost to...
I think I just lost...
Okay.
Like, in front, okay, I should've taken Margar.
I don't even know why I took Virol Guard because like after like I was gun-paired and I was probably gonna roll until until Gwent 2 at least
And then and then now I'm just stuck with I don't really want to roll for just I don't want to roll just for Galista. He's 33 gone
He says Varus 2 with with fucking trash items
Did he have anti-heal?
Loki I can win this fight. Loki. I lost to this trash
Hello
Oh, there's a giggle at least. Yep. Oh great a shitter Niko
From this spoils of war this can't be a real augment like holy fuck my prismatic
My prismatic is just fucking useless. Oh
My I
Don't have a single item. I don't even know what I want
Belt tier tier Diana. I mean what what is the game plan?
I mean you probably have to play reroll so you can actually spike early
But that guy's three for this is like I can't just sit here and roll for just close to do
Yeah, get me out of this game.
I- I'm sorry, I won't take this shit again.
I- I don't like what the fuck am I doing.
I could just take the boots of sub and just get my top 5 and get the fuck out of this game.
Okay, I guess I'm just rolling for nothing.
GG's, I guess.
1.
So why am I in this game?
I mean, if I hit Callista 2 here, like, Loki out was back.
Th- Th- Trist, this guy's going straight to 9.
I mean, I farmed like 5 volts from this guy, it's not even bad.
Is going to even do anything?
Not really.
Rock on, paired.
I'm playing I'm playing for six if I lose this round. I'm just gonna ff deal. Oh, okay
Okay
Is it is it is it six level you think I have a ginsu in a ship
I like a bro like this is just I should just committed Calista
I could I could actually have real items here if I didn't make it to you should I could have like adaptive plus
I mean, it's okay.
I mean, the chance of me hitting Callister 2 after this is like 0, but whatever.
If I lost the round, I was already...
Rod?
Spoils of war is my prismatic, by the way.
Yeah, okay.
Does this work on this?
I don't think I'll find out.
Okay.
Spoils of war is my prismatic by the way
Yeah, okay, does this work on this?
Okay, level 9 Callista 2 double ginsu. I think I'm 8 then in my close items of ginsu ship
Okay, oh
Wait, is that a gigaloo for me? Oh, it's a crown guard. I think my rock on that'll be there
I mean, it's not even bad like is this is this not even that bad of a loss
It doesn't know Milius.
Okay, it's okay guys.
No, no, no, low key.
Bro, this guy's board is fucking trash.
I can actually beat that for sure.
His board fucking sucks.
Can I beat this?
Pause champ?
Pause champ?
Oh, okay.
I mean, top six of all, I think.
I don't have a combat trauma.
I'm happy as fuck.
I'm actually eight.
I was just hoping for double Kalista,
but this guy is dead as fuck.
fight him. Oh wait, if I fight him then I'm fucked. I'm in a seventh place, I'll take
a seventh place this game, yeah? My game is guaranteed eight. Like I'm, bro, I don't
get this close to war on with it. I think I'm going to mess with Angling Reroll. It's
just unglickable. Okay, I'm dead as fuck, but like, bro, just look at this guy's
board, just look. He's primary carry, Fiora. Aw man, empty you guys. Wait, he took
like a one-unit loss though. Oh wait no no no it's oh okay Gageys then I mean
it's a second even bad the moment the moment I slam shiv and I was playing
towards Ryze I just instantly lost the game like I'm pretty sure if I don't
slam shiv there I'm pretty sure I could have actually went top five even with
spells or like I I actually just don't understand the moment I click a
button on 2-1 like don't I just delete yeah just like I like why don't I
just if I don't if I don't have a game plan you just you already know
like if you just go if I go if you go loot sub though or not or not is it
so what is even called a subscription service bro like that shit is so
fucking boring but like come on like you really you really want it is a it's
loot sub actually fun to play or watch it's not fun to play and it's not fun
to watch subscription service it's so boring you just sit there and you
You just play some 4 costs, you just get them for free, and like, I mean, yeah, you're not
gonna go 8, but I mean, like, I mean, yay.
Time to farm my top 5 guaranteed, like, that's fun.
It's not fun to play, it's not fun to watch.
Who the fuck's winning then?
Like, who's the winner?
Please let me know, I actually don't know.
I'm not having fun, I'm not having fun playing.
You guys are not having fun watching fucking Loot Sub, then who's the winner?
LP I mean like bro you average a four or a five man like
It's not even a win man. It's just so fucking bench
Not trying to fall asleep man, please check this word. Oh
Wait, I need let me ask precedent delete. I mean logged off
It's the thing
So now I feel kind of bad. All right, let me just lock in man. This is just I bro
Like, it's honest to me, what you're supposed to do as well as a war? Please let me know.
Like, if you have a Giga opener, and you just re-roll, I guess?
I re-roll? What are you supposed to do with this shit?
It's not even good. It's plus Delta as fuck.
Ah, my stomach hurts, man.
Hello? I'm tired.
Did you see EDG Scout is rocking the KD surgery hairstyle? What's that?
EDG Scout.
This guy kind of looks like a fucking straight-up gigachat. I'm not gonna lie.
He's not even on EDG anymore. He's on ONG, it says.
Okay, Bury Treasures into What the Forge. Even I can win.
Yeah? Bury Treasures, What the Forge game's over.
Learning to spell Seraphion? Oh, it's Prismatic Party.
I'm actually kind of done for Upgraded Adventure as well.
And use Rural Warwick in Twitch.
That's probably fine. It would probably be Warwick Twitch and Amzi Blitz.
It's fine.
Horik Twitch Nunsy Blitz.
It doesn't even sound bad, if I do get upgraded.
Chain Cloak Belt.
Okay, Blaster plus one.
Okay.
Belt Cloak Play-Around Chain, like that's good.
I mean it can't be bad and March are fucking progress.
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah.
Okay, GGs then.
Like it's a Mwang party you can't miss, don't worry.
Like I'm not missing.
What are people even playing?
Sure, Pyro.
Sure, it's just Blast.
Huh?
I'm streaming, what's up?
Okay, I'll leave later.
Alright, just watch this.
Okay, hello?
Bro, I'm about to load in with Cheeks again.
I'm just saying.
What the forge?
Instant first.
I feel like what the forge on Stage 4 is not even good though.
Cause you kinda, you kinda really like fuck up your, your, uh, it's probably still good.
It's just like harder.
Cause you, you like, you mess up your, your main game.
I like you mess up like some of your rounds.
I have Shoujin.
Oh man.
The bow's gone as well.
Okay, whatever, it's fine.
Your voice so deep today.
Something good.
Oh nice.
Oh yeah, fuck it.
It's a rise game.
Not really. This guy has Vow, Glove Chain, Gargoyle Belt, BF, Sugar, Shogun Crown, Pyro
plus one, probably Kalista and probably Kalista. I just play Karma, yeah? I just play Karma
from this spot, I'm already guaranteed top whatever. This spot is actually insanely
good. Shogun, Tear, Rod, Warmogs, Gargoyles. Great, Nami, fucking worthless. Abou,
A Shogun bow tier player on rod.
Acceptable.
Well I mean I might as well see if I...
I mean I kinda need to fight a shitter though.
Can I fight this guy please?
Do I beat this guy? Do I beat this guy? No.
Do I beat this? No.
Do I beat this? No.
I might as well just wait then like oh okay.
Like what is this?
I mean if I slam ship I might be able to win.
Nah I feel like my team doesn't even do magic damage.
I mean like low key isn't even close.
Like if I sent ship here don't actually win. Wait if I said bow I could have won. Why does it look like I'm about to win?
Well not anymore I didn't send the bow. Wait if I said bow I could have won this actually. Oh my now I'm 8.
Tier BF. Tier BF rod.
Do I get another component? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, no I'm done. I gotta go this this one.
I'm gonna go blue buff.
Okay, bro, I'm sorry guys.
If I just sent ship, I would've killed my streak.
And now I'm fucked.
Oh my...
It's a fucking disaster again, man.
I mean, it's BT for sure.
And then I go shiv.
If I go JG, blue buff, player on bow?
No.
Let me just get the shiv down.
Shoujin Shiv
And then if I go JG, play around tier, I mean it's probably just Hodge on Gwen, Hodge BT
Hodge BT, Gwen, Warmonger, Gargoyles, and then I play around Morello
But I'm not summoning no fucking Hodge, man
Like, I might as well just wait
4 Chronos, Olaf board, I'm down, bro
This fucking 4 Chronos, Olaf, if you just put Olaf with 4 Chronos on your board, it averages into 5s
Like, I get that Olaf benefits from
Benefits from from like being CC immune, but it's not good man. Like I like it. Nope. Okay, please please please I need it
I need it
Hello. Oh my oh
Wow, I am just the fucking best. This is just insane man. I don't get it. Okay, man amazine and DFG together
Okay, I mean forbidden idol and and this have like anti synergy, but it's like who the fuck cares
uh, sac 1, uh, manamazane, I mean if I go, if I go another manamazane, should I just go
triforce?
You can't go wrong triforce, you actually can.
I don't really want to go ascension, I don't really want to go a zone, yes, it's fine.
This augment, when I make it, like if I make it to 4-2, you think I'm losing a single
fucking round?
I won the game.
Like I still lost, I mean no shit man, I have 3 fucking AP items on a nomzi,
in my boots crank, it's a boots crank 1 frontline.
The moment I get the 4-2, I just win out.
Like, don't worry man. Don't worry. GG's.
4-2.
Okay.
Shields up 50% to mass health instead.
Bro, should I just put on this for just the stats then?
And then I'll just forbid an idol this?
Or I'll just, like, I'm just gonna put on for stats, like, whatever, fuck it.
Like, bro, this is not even doing anything.
Actually, I should probably just put all three on the same piece of shit and call it.
Forbid an idol.
But it's fine. Wait, who do I even put this on later though. Trenchcoat? Forbidden Idol?
Why does it end- oh it turns out you scale off of the shield but you lose half of your
shield to HP. Last time it was easy because I had innervating spear usage plus Forbidden
Idol. And then I just trenchcoat some carry, Forbidden Idol. And then unending the
oh man okay I guess I'll take the rise I'm level 5 by the way I think I think having
anti synergy is fine though like it's still the 200 HP it's still 400 HP 40 armor 25
armor 25 MR it doesn't really matter. You know this blade is fine. DFG this
mana resing cannot be good yeah I actually played around Nami this game
for sure though honestly isn't this actually a rise game but you just you
You just play like 3 mage rise and you just play manamazane, horizon focus on nami, and
the gamblers play dfg on that dude, but like this has like this is one unit holding it
like it just don't worry like I'm about to just fucking gig a scale.
I already won the game.
You guys are straight up watching nothing.
This is like I even I can win this shit man.
the four or berry treasures into what the forge gg and then you could just put
these items on Vex as well but what would the board be galeo like I don't
even have a plan for a galeo Vex not it's just portal plus galeo like tk like
arkana plus I don't worry man you can't miss gg's is a rat the fuck
Manivazine, that thing.
Stamper, Stamper, this plus DFG.
But don't you want the Manivazine and DFG together as well?
I don't get it. Am I just carrying Nami this game?
I think I'm just carrying Nami.
I'm not sure I'm not carrying Nami.
Eternal Winter.
I want suspicious trench coats on Nasis if I do hit Nasis, and I'll just try Fort's Nasis.
I don't really want Eternal Winter as well, and then Forbidden Idol plus it, and then I just don't Eternal Winter it.
What the fuck is this?
I'm I'm broke I am fucking broke
Manamazine DFG on this
Hello, should I just act to then?
44 to level how much am I rolling?
I'm amnestys paired. I'm only 20 gold. I mean if I suck to I'm I I am I mean I
Don't even know what I'm rolling for
I probably isn't that too though. I need I need like 10 more gold
70, invested, giant and mighty, I get mana, zane, and zonias, I can go zonias plus, okay
isn't giant and mighty actually broken though?
But if I get mana, zane, and zonias with the thing, don't actually just instantly win
the game if I hit 1-2, yeah, and then it makes sense to suck 2 then, support golem,
and that, it makes sense to suck 2 then, I mean I'm about to just instantly win
the game, no joke.
Manazane? Manazane? Zonias? Wait, if you proc this thing, suspicious trench coat, and then you go into...
And then do you reproc Manazane? No, right? No? Probably not. You do? I mean, you reproc Zonias, but that's what makes it broken.
But like, do you reproc Manazane as well? You do? That sounds broken as fuck then. What?
Okay, GGs then. Yeah, Zonia's trench managing the dude, the Guen, but I mean what if I don't find a single one?
He has one, he has two Guens. I mean I'm pretty sure Guen won, I already win out, but then that means I have to play around Bardo.
I mean am I just playing the Karma board then, and I just ditched the, I mean I don't know, I'll see what I hit.
I don't even feel good upgrading the Vex, but I guess Vex 2 is actually fine.
I don't think I'm ever playing this, I have three reviewers to pick up on this.
Okay, that's not my sauce, thank you, 42.
I mean, no matter what, it doesn't really matter.
Zonia's...
...trunch.
What's Diana starting that? Is it good?
40 out of 120.
It's probably not nearly as good as going, but I will probably buy this though.
I'm gonna remind it's gone.
So also...
Also, Zonia's Olaf is also good.
I'm just gonna take...
...you know what I mean? It's not actually good.
Zoe, Ryze, Twitch, Warwick,
Bardo?
I need to buy the Bard.
Okay, I probably should be holding the uh...
There's not a Gwen?
There's not a Gwen?
HEN?!
I-I-I-I really don't wanna play Nami, but like, I mean, one Gwen in my game is actually just free.
Oh my, like, what the fuck is this shit, hello?
I should have-I should have helped you, like, what the fuck am I even doing?
I'm just gonna open-sell that.
I don't have a single Gwen.
For fuck this unit, man.
What the fuck is this?
I have zonias on a piece of shit.
3 chrono 2 scholar, I mean it's, I'm just gonna open sell this and this next turn.
I don't have a single Gwen.
Zero.
I'm pretty sure one Gwen, I can't lose a round.
I 4-5, 50 golden, this is, I mean I can also put on that as well.
Should I just put on that for stats?
Man is it, okay I'm pretty sure it's not that broken that I can do this.
I'm pretty sure it's not that broken, unless it is.
I feel like the man I feel like the man is ain't shouldn't be on this
Unless unless it is that broken. I mean it does work though. Okay. This is okay. This shit is not broken at all
I'll meet I think I made that
Hello my board fucking sucks
So why do I just have all these items I could have just went trench coat? Okay? It's fucking I only have one now and then I just go
I should just go trench coat on here, zonius on there, manamazine on here, okay I'll just
do this man, okay.
Also, I have three items over here man.
I have three fucking items on zilean.
Like what?
I should have done this last turn, actually I probably would have won for sure.
And I'm just tumbling on fucking guin for no reason.
If it's guin 2, then it's that.
But I actually creep this game because now I don't have my remover and I lost
I'm pretty sure I could have won last round if I had this item spread.
So I just lost the life of three.
Cause I'm an idiot.
I mean he died with three Gwans, so maybe I just take one too, but like I already greef
my game.
Like fuck it, whatever fuck it, what I get.
Tristor's Blast, oh trench coat, Tristor's Blast, what's that?
Bro, like should I even buy this?
Like isn't this actually too good?
Bro, I fuck it, I just played for first, fuck it.
I didn't even Tristor's Blast, I mean, I didn't even Tristor's Blast, I should
Yeah, fuck it.
Because if I hit Glent 2, don't I actually win out?
Yeah?
Anyone?
Oh gosh, I should probably buy this for next round though.
Alright, well I won the game then.
Okay, GGs then.
I know, like the thing is, this game was a guarantee first of all I didn't troll.
Because I'd be 2 lives here if I did buy items properly.
Like I have Karma 2, so I just, I don't mind Karma 2, I have Fuhrer 2, so I just, I don't mind Fuhrer 2.
And then like, I would be at 30 HP here instead of fucking 12.
I actually would have won this game instantly, like I just fucking suck.
I think this is a deserved date it actually is but I still I still won okay
I got a fucking DFC where's my reporter at I mean or whatever the fuck this is
okay so what's the plan okay I think I'm under mean then but this also looks
strong as fuck actually okay so where is the where is the my strong in this
probably where is the reporter at my glad hasn't even taken a single point
damage yet. It's not even good then. Okay, can I get a reforger please? Also, like, is this
actually better? Is this tasking up here actually better? Oh yeah, I already have witchcraft
on mine. Oh no, I'm out. I'm sorry, close this roll, it's not in the small upgrade.
Great, what do you got? Holecrusher? I mean, I can remove one of these items. Holecrusher
I'm stuck level 8 because I fucking trolled 4 cost champion you have transforms
jeez I'm 8
another fucking whatever this is 400 HP it's not even that bad
oh this guy looks strong as fuck
I think I'm I think I'm eight moveable object
Like one is just hitting three units for free
Why does it look like I didn't kill a single unit?
I'm eight
This guy is too strong
Okay, I could I should have one second this game
He's dead, but I should have one second this game. I'm sorry guys. I agree. I'm sorry. I won't roll
I won't run this game. I'm just sitting here just thinking about the fucking tuber and just going for the fucking
like the gig of Gwen bro it's just like if I just itemize my karma and itemize my fjord that I actually upgraded
Don't I actually like don't I actually go second this game guaranteed. I just went I
Just went berry treasures what the forge into it before oh
My god
Am I gonna get reported?
Do you want to be worth nope?
The Orianna is like it just starts screeching all over the place
Use it bro
Okay, I'll use it one game.
Did I quit this?
I don't even know why I quit it in time.
I'm in frode low.
How are these games going?
Oh, 5.2, yeah, U-Trash.
Yeah, U-Garbage.
7-8.
This guy's name looks kinda clean, actually.
The fuck?
7-8.
If I surpass you in LP, I can-
Can I get a million dollars?
You- I- I- I might get surpassed by myself playing-
playing like you don't even have to play I might be dropping the fucking master soon I mean I mean
it's kind of cute it's just it just starts making random noises when you're when you're trying to
play the game you're like what the fuck is this I guess it's because I'm like moving my bench
so I guess if I don't move the bench it won't do that but I can't help myself then I always
I don't even know why are you doing this over and over again.
Okay, here we go.
Lilia, Poppy, Jax, Jace...
I don't know if I can hold on a little bit.
Okay, I think I might be playing some Callista, guys.
That's why I can't use Vervis, right?
That shit is so annoying.
Oh yeah, that elephant thing.
But it's not as annoying as the, uh...
The Orianna one.
Bro, I missed the rocket three.
Item payout.
Dorn plated armor.
Yeah, fucking you have my bow just for another bow. I mean, it's not even that bad
Starting attack speed on top of it being item payout so you actually get too old. Oh
Wait, oh the boost first so up folks are you guys?
Dorn plated armor in canter crest dragon spirit. It's dragon spirit good
Like isn't it actually okay?
Bro, this guy just slammed against you double down full open
And I'm not thinking you have my bow mentorship
Whatever 100 health 20% durability. It's not even done
Nice, I needed this, or I'm 8. Should've played, uh...
Can I just commit to one side?
Probably, cause I'm gonna throw up these.
It's probably fine if I'm playing towards Rock on.
But also, this guy, like, I can't even contest this, man.
He's just double down, full open, yeah, he's just playing Talista.
Great, now I'm 8.
Like, I can contest that shit.
Use emotes.
Control 1.
Control 2.
3, 4, and that's it, ok ok I mean I paid $100 for this shit by the way.
Alright can you give me a sub then?
Ok, even shroud, bow, IE slammed, Nashor's plus tier, Shiv plus gambler's, Bia sword,
even shroud, oh actually oh it's learning to spell Seraphine maybe, slamming with blue
buff.
I mean I'm just gonna two way contest Kalista.
It's fine.
I mean Zoe paired, Gensu, I have no, like I got nothing.
I got nothing.
No Poppy 2, no Lilia 2, otherwise I would level, but I got neither.
Also I think this guy is Varus, this guy is Varus, this guy's AP, this guy's AP, this guy's AP, this guy's AP, and this guy's Kalista.
But I mean like, bro, like they changed Dragon Sphere, like isn't it actually good?
Like, isn't it actually not bad on, on what's his name?
On Rokkon?
You gain a D-claw?
100 health? 10% DR?
Like, isn't that actually kinda good?
10% DR?
Bro, like no one's taking that fucking, the fucking Bramble Vest, man.
That shit doesn't do anything.
Fuck Bramble Vest.
Bramble Vest.
I mean, it can't be bad, I think.
I don't, like, I won this round, but I don't even want to level.
I need to upgrade one of Poppy or Lillia.
Yeah, fuck it, I'm gonna just roll next turn.
Not really.
Also, I could play towards Ryze.
Not really.
I think there's a guy with Gambler's shiv that's probably playing towards Ryze.
This guy's Nashor's could easily play towards Ryze as well.
I'm, uh, yeah, I think I'm good.
Like, I'm just gonna play towards Glissom and call it a day, like, wait, what?
Okay, nice puppy tune.
I mean, I feel bad.
I'm down to just give him a Unikill.
Yeah?
I feel kind of bad, buddy.
All right, I got you, buddy.
But I'm not gonna lose though, right?
All right, no problem, buddy. All right, that would be $100 and an RE for a scholar. It doesn't even fucking do anything
There's also a Jax
This guy has shiv gamblers. Holy fuck his board is what is this shit?
Elite's two Jace two poppy two three portal Zoe two three like two items
Who left more on that and full open?
Honestly, I might as well just held like just held Jackson. I
I mean I don't even want to slam I mean if I send redemption is it always redemption honestly it
probably is oh yeah oh I'm not gonna play it already man oh fuck
Declare redemption I just go front of the utility items
I wish I could actually win this can I win it I hope so the Ziggs missed
Oh fuck this is an idiot. I'm three witchcraft.
Ginsu, D-claw, Redemption, that guy's Varus, Varus, probably Rai's, Karma, might just be
playing Syndra, Seraphine, Soraka, Kalista. I don't even hold the thing. I don't really
want to slam a fucking GA, but I could have made, I could have, it's actually three
gold because I could have made Eep on there. Am I 8? Honestly, is it not just GA? I just
play around Bo. But the thing is like, I mean, honestly, Hacker on 2 with GA is not even bad.
Honestly, it is GA, man. Like, I'm just gonna commit to it, no matter what I'm playing
with this here. There's not a single item augment in the game where I'm not playing
Galista. I'll reread. I have Redemption D-Claw against Bo, and you were telling
me it's not Galista. Yeah, okay. I could have, I could, I lost the gold. I could
I'm gonna make 40 last turn.
Great.
Explosive growth, there's econ augment,
end collector, slammin'.
What's more EXP slammin' is I get 10 now
and I get like 20-ish.
What's four times 8, 32?
I mean 10 gold earlier is better than slammin'.
I get a component, does that even matter?
No, like I was already done.
Okay, I will take explosive growth then.
Also, how's my Poppy sit in the back?
What even happened?
Encanter, Scholar, this guy, he went double down with Slammin, he's double Econ.
Oh my, oh not good.
I mean it's fine, it's only two way contested, if it were three contested I'm eight.
Like Varus, Varus, Karma, Syndra, Rai's, Varus, three Varus, one Karma, one Seraphine
Soraka, two Kalista, like it's fine.
That's okay, N.T.
Thank you guys. Also why am I not playing Shen instead of Lilia. Lilia paired, Jax paired.
This guy is playing towards Varus. Why do I have a GA? My items on Callisto are going
to be Gensu Bo plus 1. My items are Rodcon or Redemption D-Glock. What else am I going
to do with B of Chain? Please let me know. I would love to have your analysis. I mean
there's no Rod. I wouldn't have gotten Rod anyway because he's probably going to
double ginsu. I mean, I can just go ginsu, ginsu last switch, it's fine. Never mind the last
switch is gone. Okay, I can just go ginsu GS, it's fine, not really. I'm in 4 cost BS
sword, allowed. I mean, I'm not gonna slam GS, but yeah. Rock on. 16 to level. I mean,
I'm pretty sure, okay, that's probably strongest, GA plus BF. I probably should have bought
this rock on don't even hold one no I'm not sure about this one either way I'm
just gonna for one fucking send it let me see how this guy's doing not good I
hope yeah fuck it maybe just keep the pivots to Varus yeah fuck it yeah get
to Varus you got it boss if you're a paired
ginsu I mean it's not even good like I mean okay wait you know what I can
play? Oh wait, oh wait no I can't. Wait Fiora, Fiora plus... I mean I can play
vertical, I mean no, I already stole my Gwen and also I have a de-claw and I'm
like what the fuck am I saying I can play this shit. Bro it's just a Kalista
game, fuck off. One Kalista, one Rakan, I'm done. GG. My items are Kintsu, Bow,
Redemption, de-claw. What am I even flexing for? I've been committed. I
I get it I could see triple various next shop close to one is still stronger. I killed single unit
Morgana
Bro, if I if I had that like what's it called this game the game was actually just straight up over man
Bro, I have six I had six which
And now I'm eight
Oh
Bo glove belt. I mean honestly this is enough of this turn
I kind of want to give them opportunity to roll as well. Also. I should have a
Oh wait, oh wait. Oh, I don't have I don't have a fucking
I don't have what's it called also my my things over there man. Oh my
My things over there. It's on my home board. I could have won this round. Oh my I
Mean he's 30 gold, but I want to give the various players a chance to roll
previous players
Heck are in very plus one fucking useless. I could have won this round by the way
duo queue capricious forge
Balanced budget, unified, and just fucking...
I won the game!
Alright, time to fucking send it. You can't miss, buddy.
Millio! Millio!
I think I missed. Hello?
I don't even know why I upgraded that. Also, I don't have a heckler.
I think I missed. Hello?
Hello? He's close to two, rock on one.
I hit Avenger the Fallen though. I don't know why I pieceword my jacks.
I mean, it's fine. I hit a bench to fall in but like I need I need something upgraded man
Like I I've rolled all that gold. I rolled another 50 gold on 4-2 and you're telling me and you're telling me I hit neither
I'm rock-on paired now
Honestly, I don't even know why I upgraded the like why why did I even upgrade my?
My zillion. I don't know
That's minus that that's minus two like I could have rolled another another time because I paid for gold to upgrade this
And I could have just rolled an extra time and now I'm eight
I mean, I don't mind upgrading a headcrumble like I die like I don't even know why I've created this because I have a bench to fall in anyway
It's actually a brief like it's actually a full-on brief because if I lose around here that I should have won
I'm not gonna be very happy. Oh
What the fuck is it 3.3 though? I mean that's cuz that's cuz it just sat in the front. Oh, okay
I'm going straight to nine then G
G! Not really, man! Bro, I took explosive fucking growth and you were telling me?
I mean, I could have had rock on 2 and then this gives me Callista 2 and then I would
have rock on 2 and Callista 2. But now I got nothing! I got nothing!
Oh my, not good. It's actually not good. Also, I upgraded the stupid Azillian and
then I don't even feel good, like, solo frontlining like a fucking dumbass now.
Ah, you... Honestly, I got Milio. Like, it's actually kind of good though.
Man, this guy just got double ginsu.
I think in the mirror, double ginsu is a way to learn.
It actually died. It actually died.
Oh, I have a bench to fall in.
Oh, okay, you trashed then.
Holy Louise!
I was looking a little too close.
He's 40 gold, okay?
Okay?
He's 9 HP.
Bro, I would take my spot over his any fucking day, man.
If he were 2 lives, I would take his spot for sure.
But I have a bench to fall in.
If he were 2 lives, this boss is straight up illegal, but he's not 2 lives, he's 1 life.
And he's just gonna load into some fucking high roller and just die, 4-3.
And then I just not die for free.
Yup.
Yeah, rock on 2, fuck it.
Like, if you were to go to Kalista, right?
Kalista, Zilean, rock on, yeah?
4.06, Augments, 4-2, what, like, hold on, gold?
Oh, what's this?
Aventure the Fallen.
Okay.
GG's then.
That's what I hit.
I'm a fucking beast. Oh, what the fuck? I mean that I mean, I'm down the fuck I
Didn't know this thing existed. I mean, do I really want to go fucking? I don't even want to go Sunfire
I if I'm putting on on the stupid ass cat arena. Yeah, whatever I can go virtue of the martyr
I can go moonstone renewer virtue of the martyr moonstone renewer. I
Feel like I feel like with the nurse like I think I feel like this is actually better. No Kappa
5 fairy HP. You can't miss. And then he heals like the good units. Okay, why does it look like...
Oh, I actually healed a lot. That actually makes... Wait, it actually died? How is my board dead?
Oh my... Does he have Rock on 2? I don't really want to roll for just a Rock on.
Also, what the fuck even happened? My board died in 2 seconds. My board actually died in 2 seconds.
Oh my! Six Blasters, Smolder 2?
Rock on 2, 1, 2, 3...
I was saying only that's one rock on, I could just roll...
If I lose this round, I'm just gonna roll until rock on, because I don't want to drop the 1 life.
I also have a fucking... I have 3 items on a jack, too, man.
Is he dead? No?
How much is it? 15 servings?
I mean, the moment I um...
If I lose the round, I'm just gonna send it on 8, but if I...
I wouldn't even be surprised if I... I mean, I didn't beat that.
If I beat this...
Who the fuck do I beat then? Do I beat this? Is he six-collar? I hope not. Oh, he is. Oh, that can't be good.
Oh, I think I'm eight!
I'm unconfested eight! Oh, he's dead, he's dead.
I mean the good news is this guy's dead, so that's one Rakan, I mean that's one fucking Rakan back in the pool.
That's not even good, man. Oh wait, it's Rakan two! I mean, it's not even good.
I mean, I know it is good because then I can actually win this game. I don't have to roll at all.
like it's rock on two and then I don't roll and then I just have to not die I
just have to not get by mode and then I just nine on on five five whenever yes
QSS is QSS close to better than last whisper or nah oh this position is not
good if I tk that's fine I didn't roll for a charm oh my I am eight I'm eight I
I didn't roll for a charm here, huh? It's not it's fine. It's fine. Oh, yeah, whatever good enough
I'm level I took an econ augment on item payout, and I'm still level eight. Isn't that actually banable?
It's like borderline banable
Oh my what the fuck is the game plan here?
Smolder to six blaster
Also, this is this virtue is is my guy just is fully feet wait
I made it was moonstone it was moonstone I went this is basically an eight because
if you go here okay but like bro like it like really I like truth you know I
wrote 60 fucking gold I I mean like it no I mean it basically is an eight man
okay also what are the stats if you have martyr like a martyr on like let's
say I have martyr on three two into fucking avenge the fallen I guess
it doesn't really matter when I take it but let's say let's just take Avenge the Fallen
with both. Like what is this average? 3.32? 32% would rate? That doesn't make sense. I don't
understand. Like you just use load-in Callista, rock-on, they're both just full-scaled.
Okay. EG's then. Mastery... Yeah, what is this Mastery 2 thing? Why do I just keep getting
expanded this trash. 9-22 LP and this guy is supposed to carry NA Warcook. You
don't play Kalista when she is strong and now you play it after nerf. Yeah, sorry.
Ah, she's still broken as fuck. I mean there's three comps. There's Karma, Karma,
Karma like Glenduo, or Karma Briar, or Karma Olaf. It's just Karma, Karma plus
like one front line unit there's rock on Kalista and then there's Varus DK G G
I was already guaranteed first my spot is too good okay about a colleague
Froden is so too low bro so do is Dan low it like that's that's what it should
chain vest?
I'll make, again, Elise too.
Let's pair Elise too.
Let's pair Galeo.
I don't even know why I upgraded this Elise.
I mean it's not like Elise too is bad.
Do I want to hold Akali? No.
Tier, chain, jacks.
I mean I could also just make Econ and commit to a side.
All that shimmers, tier chain, like honestly fucking gamblers play and I play towards
Ryze.
Build this, stars are born, combat caster, mage crest, I mean I, I, should I, you okay?
Like Mogul's mill nowadays is just, I mean I could also just go collector and just
play towards Varus.
And then that way I'm not playing Ryze.
says double down full open again. That sounds like a better game plan. Arcana plus one. I
mean it's probably playing towards Varus. Low key, I can also just, I can also just reforge
the collector later into the game. It was Mogul's my guy. Don't call me my guy. Also
bro that, that item is a straight fucking scam. It got nerfed 17 patches in a row, but this
time it's not a Riot game special. Like it's actually nerfed. How many fucking
removers do I have? Okay, I think I won the game then. Let me see. This guy's also a collector...
collector of love belt. Alright, honestly, I don't even feel...
it's gonna be a three-way Varus contest. It might actually be a four-way Varus contest.
Okay, where is my gold? Oh, nice. Good job. Collector tier equals it's a Varus game. I mean,
I mean, I would have to agree. I... you know what? I'm done like even...
Why do I even scout? Is the real question.
What is the point of scouting?
Like, why don't I just sit here and just commit?
And stop bitching out. Like a fucking loser.
Ah, I will do that.
I have collector in a tier?
Let's say I ever forge my collector and it gives me a fucking vampire acceptor.
I mean, I can also just play with Torezol off then.
So it's not even that bad.
But like, nah, fuck that. Like, I'm done scouting. I don't care.
Yeah, I'm embarrassed.
Hope I hit! GG!
It's not like, uh, bro, if I'm gonna sit here and grind, like, 200 games,
I-I'm not gonna, like, I'm not gonna sit here and even think about, like, playing anything. I'm just gonna sit here and just...
Hope I hit. I'm getting mad.
Okay, let me see what this guy goes, though, because if he goes B ever glove, that means he's playing towards...
Oh, he just... Bro, this guy is a fucking demon. He's just running toward... This guy, it's the same guy.
He just runs through carousel 100% of the time.
I mean, I'm not gonna do it. I'm kind of scared.
But he just straight up does not give a fuck.
Nice, there's chains and quotes up for me.
Great.
Wait, this guy's Blaster plus one, I think he's also playing Barris.
Okay.
You guys mind if I pivot?
Like, I'll just reforge it.
Unlike, I don't know, we'll see.
Let me just see my items.
Because sometimes if I just get like infinite BSers I literally have to.
And you know what, I can e-con to 4-1, and I can just go straight to 9.
You know what I realized?
As soon as you put yourself in a worse spot by trying to pivot, because you're
scared to contest. Don't you just lose for free? Like at EWC, I just tell my team on
2-1, I'm playing this, I don't give a fuck. And I just average in the twos. I'm gonna
start doing that. Yeah, I'm Baris then. Not only like, yeah, Triple Rise next
shop, I'm not gonna buy it. I don't care. Like I'm sitting here like trying,
like my spot is straight up illegal for Baris. And I'm trying to pivot off.
Yeah, no thanks buddy. G? Is that, oh you just used it to farm items
You just put on Ezreal. It's just an econ opener. And then you play it, you put on a Varus, you don't have enough items.
And then the moment you get like smolder or Ezreal, you just move it to smolder. It's just good. It's like really good mid-game.
It's good item on Ezreal as well. How much gold does it farm so far? I don't know. Probably like 5 or 6 gold.
But it's not actually 5 or 6 gold. It's already like 10 gold. It's basically like an econ augment that gives you a little bit more item resource as all.
I mean, I want Blaster Odds.
Like, if I lose, but I also want Frost Odds.
Actually, do I even care about Blaster Odds?
Not really.
I think Frost Odds is actually slightly better.
Also, Hodge Slam is not that good, because I want IE.
But I mean, I don't really want to lose the round.
And if I Frost Odds someone, I don't even mind Hodge,
because I'm just a Hodge collector of Olaf.
But even then, it probably...
I can also just try to go fast nine.
I'm on level 650 here.
If I just skip level eight, I think he'll single unit.
All right, I didn't farm with single unit.
Great. I'll mate.
Find your center. Blah blah blah blah blah blah. I can get a component and I get another remover or a reforger I guess.
Then you actually can't miss. Making specialist and then there.
I have triple reforger.
Okay should I just commit? Let me just do a quick scout.
Okay this side pivoted into karma, nice.
This side's learning to spell Shoujin.
I mean this side's various for sure with the thingy, Chrono plus one.
This is probably Varus or Sharers, if he has no BF sword, that's fine.
And this is also Varus.
So it's actually a 4-way contest Varus.
Like, okay, let me see if I can get...
Okay, I can't get Choujin.
Okay, I guess I'm just joining the lottery.
GGs.
Because I'm not pivoting, like I don't care.
Like the thing is, I'm in a spot where I can just play Ezreal 2, and if they
don't have Varus too, I'll be fine.
I think it's actually just be more open to playing like a flexible frontline, and
I'll be fine. Also, I could just triple-reforge the tier.
Like how is it just five-way contestant? I'm eight. I mean, I can make 70 here.
I can play Arcana Fiora with Hodge Last Whisper Collector.
Yeah, okay.
I don't get it. He's level, I think he's level 640 gold. Trying to play towards Varus.
This guy's level 6
50 gold with Arcana plus one he can actually play anything so I guess he's not I mean this guy's not even testing like he's just going
this guy is
chrono plus one
And it says karma of honesty, it's fine making 70 here. It's actually the same I want soup
I mean you can order it wait a bearish any is a reforger. Oh my this game sucks
Cloak is half a
Have even have to rent I mean I just I'm probably just gonna force the tier cuz I've lost this year post whatever
But your team games sure
Is there anything else I can play like I mean, I don't really want to play fewer with these items
Let's take a BT then maybe I can do something like that
That's just a 401 fucking send man. Like the problem is Dan is has won various, but he's only he's only 40 gold
But he does have 11 rolls banked
Just kind of annoying
This guy's karma
I don't know, the Arcana guy is his 4, also he's ginsu slam so he's not even playing Varus, he's playing Ryze, Arcana of Ryze.
I think this guy, I mean he's playing Blaster for sure.
I'm not even so intriguing, I think my play's not that good.
I think I am fighting people that are slightly weaker though.
I'm making 70.
Okay, honestly fuck it, I just skipped 9.
Can you plant some beans and vegetables and then harvest them and make soup?
And then give me the soup?
If you don't, you don't love me.
these gas lighters nowadays like I just I don't get it yeah whatever one class
BF it's only 70 right like can I actually skip you like fuck I just give me
fuck bro my night is like a fucking I honestly fuck it I just skip level 8 fuck
it and then I just go nine and play around no man no like I like I'm
three-way contest I'm not gonna see a single fucking Varus I'm going nine
for smolder. Like, like, Zirath. Zero items Zirath, duo carry with smolder. Bro, shut the
fuck up. I'm gonna sit here and if I don't hit it, well, I'm just gonna start complaining.
Get ready to mute, guys. The bitching is imminent. Is that even, is that even, am I even using
that right? I don't fucking know. But I'm about to start bitching. That's all I know.
Yeah, fuck it, I'm going nine. Bro, like, why don't I just roll fucking a million
gold on eight and then just nine later? I need to find Ezreal, Hui, TK, Rumble.
I'm just gonna start rolling a little right now.
Oh, there's DK.
I might as well hold Glen.
As soon as I show 3 of them.
G? I didn't pick up my items.
Where's my collector?
Also, I just realized I don't have a...
I don't have a...
I don't have what's it called.
So I should have just sent it to 0 here.
What the fuck am I just doing?
I'm sitting on 40 gold, by the way.
I'm sitting on 40 gold and I didn't send it.
I just mean I just I just have last was for even trout. Okay. It's fine. I'll report to last was for sorry. Sorry. Sorry
It's fine. It's fine. Okay. Actually, okay guys listen
It sounds like hope but if you go if you go to your fucking open like whatever op.gg
Wherever the fuck it's called and you put even trout on your comp and you go to three out of bears
There's three last words and true this it's fine guys. Don't worry dual queue support cash keepers shields up
You have my sword another BS sword. Yeah dual queue whatever in temporary TG. Also, I didn't even fucking roll here
I got two chains again
I don't really want to reforge. I don't really want to reforge. It's actually fine.
Okay, bow, ba-bow. Then it's still good. There's Q, Karma, Rumble 2. This is my board.
Okay, also, isn't Gargoyle better on... I mean, I... okay, yeah, it's fine. I just roll for Charm.
I'm pretty sure Tristana 2 is actually good. My duo-Q gave me two components that I didn't
even use or sorry two two units that I mean it's fine it doesn't matter I go nine I just
scale at nine they don't want to roll charm maybe 60 I'm just gonna go nine and I'm just
gonna cab around giraffe too yeah and then I I'm gonna move I'm gonna move items off
of I'm gonna move items off of like Shoujin Shoujin last was for bow and then collector
It's smolder but I mean like for now it's fine. It's not even fun. I need red buff though
Sissy Sissy
Also, I'm gonna put this here
But I'm through with this embarrassed and I'm just like I just sit here and then
Like I can get away without having various to
But these guys like they're gonna bleed out and they're just like look he's zero gold and then the value of me hitting various
To is these guys are just stuck on eight. I
Have infinite gold. I was guaranteed to hit I
I should have just sent it to 0 on 4-1 though.
Like I had so much money, I don't even know like why don't I just go true 0?
It doesn't even fucking matter.
I hit the various 2, this guy's life is impossible, this guy's life is also impossible.
He has econ augment, level 8, 20 gold.
This guy has, I mean he's no econ but he's stuck on level 8.
You think I can get a bow here?
A bow?
I mean I can go glove and get IE.
I have a bow, a deer, a rod, a rod is half more low.
possible there the dude item shogun last whisper way paired to to roll the
charm it's not even worth it all on this turn though also I'm pretty sure like
DR is actually better on this and I sure just went I like this one I just
put this for DR yeah okay I think I won the game guys oh wait oh what the
Fuck I don't fucking I don't play on my board
Is this guy level nine? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Six quens. Oh, thanks guys
You just ping on the the mini map, so then it's not obvious that it's me pinging
Okay, he fucking what is this guy spot? Holy shit
Callista to rock on two learning to slow syndrome. I think I lost anyway. This is very fucking sucks
My Tristana just just worked on them. I won this round
Huh? Okay, I mean I'm still second one. It's perfect interval. I'm healthy as fuck.
I can 9 on 4 or 2 and I'm just fucking send it. I can hit Zerath, I can
hit Smolder, I can hit like everything too. My entire board is one star
trash. I can even play towards like Mace's Briar. If I hit Briar or 2, I can
play towards Diana, two, a bow, a tear, a nothing, a nothing, and a nothing.
A bow, bow, and Ezreal, one roll for charm, jeez.
Okay, I mean Shogun for sure, Red buff, I have a tear, I have a rod over here, Crown
Guard if I want to play towards that.
Yeah, fuck it, double Shogun.
Okay, I think I think I need some AD though.
I actually have Hecarim, it's fine.
I'm gonna swap it after I hit Zerath.
Man, one again?
That's kinda boring.
Oh, I have a Gargoyle on bench!
Oh, sorry guys!
I just sold the Gwen.
I'm giving this a free Gwen's.
I don't really wanna roll after this.
Okay, also my items, this cannot be right.
I have, is Shogun?
Like, is Collector or Lasso sort of better
on Merus than Double Shogun?
I mean, it's not even bad
because Hecarim gets paired on the thing.
I can also play Briar plus one.
Which one's better? I already have evenchart as a thing.
Ezreal can also gold collector as well.
But it's Ezreal too.
Also I think he's 6'9".
Okay, nah, I'm pretty sure that was actually better.
But it's gonna be a... I'll move one Chosen to Varus.
If I hit Varus too.
Yeah, that's not a good idea.
Then Clutch is not a good idea either.
But I build Chosen and I'm gonna find a Varus
and then I just dual carry Varus's team
and then I just win out.
off of Gwen's by the way except even if he doesn't hit Gwen 3 he probably still
wins the game I just sold and gave him a Gwen before 3. I don't get it. I don't even know why I
often try to make sure that I find one smaller than the entire game. I don't even think it's
I mean it's not it's fucking it's the dude one man. I'm pretty good now. I sold my Gwen that I was holding on to.
I don't get it. There's the thing. Can you just look at my items? Do I even want to
How about I have reforged the gargoyle?
Like fuck the gargoyle man, like this item is fucking trash.
What I get?
Oh Jackshaw, that's not even bad.
This is a Wrath pair, GG's.
I rolled, oh that was my charm.
Alright, even shroud, protectors, Val.
And then I still don't want to move the items, but I'm down for Shogun, Red, Guard
Breaker, yeah.
And then if I hit two stars of Wrath, then I'll go Lasso's where I'll collect
her on here and then Shogun on here, maybe I get IE and I'll go Guard Breaker
on here.
Okay, it's a plan then I
Think I got tremors gone
I mean is this tremors or is this
It's fucking tremors
I can't believe the game I can't kill the stupid ass rock on man
To run my whole words are gone. I got bro. I actually would have won that like what is this fucking? Oh
I have to hold this I
I mean, if I hit Zerath, dude, do I win this game?
Like, let's say I get a better item, I get a better item for Varus, and then I go Shogun,
Guardbreaker, Adaptive, Last Whisper, Collector, Shogun, Red, plus IE on Varus, like is that
a win?
Spoiler 2 over Tristana.
I can also play Briar 2, like I drop, drop, and go Briar 2, Nasus 2, but I don't
even know if dropping 4 Blaster is even stronger.
I mean, it has to be, yeah.
Like, I can go Diana too?
Over this?
I don't even think it is with these items.
Like, it is like, man.
Should I hold Briar?
I don't even have Briar items.
I need to hold the stupid ass gundo,
and this is Lugas 7-1.
And this is just going to cost me six gold or eight.
Fuck this game, man.
Thank you for indulging me.
Yeah, whatever, fuck it.
What is this?
Oh, Zeke's?
Okay, this part's already over then.
I'd rather go JG with the uh, with the uh, guard breaker. It's too good.
That is enough, and then I can just go Shoujin.
Red.
Remover.
Double Shoujin, fuck it.
I'm just saying, but...
Okay.
Alright, like if I have this Airath, like surely I don't pair after him anymore.
Like I should pair, uh, True Damage maybe.
It died instantly.
Bro, this, this stupid ass Gwen is costing me too much gold, man!
Bro, like...
whatever I'm two lives it's fine 15 on it okay it's 15 it's 15 and I've three
times around like surely surely it's not fucking bears yes also it's double
shogun this it doesn't even auto attack oh yeah never mind my bears didn't even
one shot it like it's actually fine I'm in 16 HP I can nine guys okay bro like
why am I not rolling again why am I not rolling again there's not even the
I have a three item fucking bearish man.
Gintsu for what?
Or not bearish.
Where did my board go?
Where did my board go?
Oh my, I don't get it.
How is this an eight?
How does my...
It didn't even cast once.
Gintsu Gifu! My board died in 8 seconds. I have a 3-items Zorath. It didn't even cast once!
How is this even possible?
Varus, what is Zaras' meta?
Burt to get mana, Reath. How many extra autos is it? You had 0 frontline items.
Broly, when you play Varus...
The only frontline item you make is Val for TK the cast once, and even Trout.
If you can make Gargoyle for mid game, early mid game, I guess.
If you don't one-shot them, how do you win?
Also, I won the last round, I'm running at mana, my Zerath was about to just fucking wipe his entire board, man.
Adaptive Guardbreaker JG, I wouldn't be surprised if it was like true fucking Gigabus on Zerath 3 item.
so rat two three item let me see fields
craftable I know it's adaptive arc arc
these are just like my items are good man
like they are good adaptive arc GS
adaptive arc rabbit on oh actually is
adaptive what you get from oh wait I'm
surprised that Sonya's isn't where does
guardbreaker jg I mean there's no way it's
bad like adaptive guardbreaker jg like
I mean it can't be bad man like that
it was actually about a one shot the
entire board and then I just and you're telling me I just load in Manaree
and then I think where's the one shot there is none I'm fucked but now I'm
eight Emily Wayne just got a second place do you remember what those are
buddy she's GM relax buddy relax buddy he's just sitting there 1300 yeah
whatever trainer golems fuck it honestly fuck trainer golems yeah
whatever trainer golems okay no it's even my vote that changed it I got
Pyro, Hunter, and Honey Mansy, okay.
Did they nerf 7 Honey, or are 7 Honey still broken?
They nerfed it?
DADGE.
Buffed 7, nerfed 5, but why the fuck would they ever nerf 5?
Are you sure they didn't buff 5, nerf 7?
They nerfed 5?
Bro, 5 doesn't even do anything!
I mean, I'm for sure playing around the Hunter though.
I think Hunter plus 1 is actually broken.
Witchy Wallop.
Keepers.
Like a keepers with hunter or keepers with with hunters. Is it even bad?
It actually sounds good. You just one shot the before they one shot you
And I just play six hunter for free sugar plus one
I mean I'm done
A one-cost champion you have transforms into a two cost. I don't know here if I lose this is not playing this
Watch this shit, James
right also just fucking trust me just just trust me just trust me like it
brought the stats on fucking nashers on all the hunters is like true gigabits no
joke no it is it actually is no it actually is it actually is it's true
this cockball and then it's probably true it's like bro just read this shit
man just just just trust me just trust me just look at just look it's a 70
percent as man it's 600 like what what do you get to stack and you just you
just win out trust me just fucking trust me yep also it's it's it's like you're
there now as well and then cloak I can go a BT or even Tron but honestly I don't
even want BT with keepers I'm pretty sure you can just run them down in two
seconds their entire board once I get six Hunter online gone in three
seconds yep what is this game he's pyro as well bastion and that and keepers
there's enough online anyway I mean pyros useless that's not that it is
actually good I mean war two is actually good if I have twitch and frost
I make a con fuck is he for chrono I think I won the game then we're good
oh no it's good bro it ready it already made me the difference of a
three streak and the Nashors has been good on Jinx and Cogmaw. Just wait, just fucking
wait man, you just keep talking shit. Who the fuck are you talking to? I don't even like
DTE. I looked it up, Nashors is acceptable on Cog, I mean yeah, of course. I'm getting
frosted, it's not even bad. I mean Hunter is fucking useless. I mean Warwick II is
Warwick II though. Bastion, plus I don't even care about the barrel. Like doesn't
this Keepers actually look good, but I have the stupid ass Golem? And then if
So I'm playing towards 6 hunter that has like infinite abilities to just one shot their entire board and I'm probably going to keep Nashors on some sugar unit.
Probably the day.
Is Blitzcrank better than anything?
Probably not.
I would do 2.
Hunter, Pyro, Honey Mansi.
Hunter plus 1.
I think the problem is though, if you don't have Hunter spat, I can't even like cap around Hunter, Briar.
I have to play fucking...
I think I'm stuck playing... I don't even know what.
Like, Fivehunter, Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, Jinx, Cog, Trio.
Yesss.
Um...
Alright, so Fivehunter's is Twitch Olaf, so it's definitely gonna be any Frost.
Preferably Diana.
What the fuck?
Great.
What the fuck is this?
Absolutely wonderful.
I have a fucking Zilean 2 on my bench.
I mean I can play Zillian too
but I definitely want to play this
I mean for sure I'm playing Zillian too right
I'm not stupid
like fuck Honeyman he doesn't even do anything man
does it? I mean 1, 2, 3
all shitter units I'm not even carrying
yeah fuck yeah nah fuck that
16th level
oh oh boy
does he have Honey plus one on his thing
he probably does
I'm gonna take it
spin to win
All that shimmers
Collector gold collector
Epitaph
Unleash the Beast Starax
I mean I can go Starax VT on Olaf
It's an Olaf item for free. It's epitaph better than then unleash the beast
I'm not nothing in that trash. I mean it's between these two
I'm pretty sure unleash is better. I have keepers too unleash the beast
Sure, whatever. Also, how do I get Vanguard in? I can't
I'm sure it's better than something like bro fuck frost it is better man what am I
even playing I can play shaman on my board as well maybe I win this okay
we can't just really good because I have a sister to two and sin to do and then
Vanguard is also good because I have a two and more to what do you even play
I'm just playing towards uh I'm just playing towards Olaf like 600 and then
what I flexed three units it's just frost plus two units but these fights
have been so fucking close oh no okay nice every single one of these fights
have just been like the one cast it and I'm just there's just two people like
full streaking I'm just scamming everyone and I don't think my board is that
good I mean it's alright it's not that oh my okay I mean I don't think I'm
stronger than this he is an Olaf already with capricious forge gargoyle
Spark fucking swing to like I mean
I'll take it. I guess
Starax
BT I'm down for another Starax. I'm down for GA. I'm down for even shroud
Should I just go?
I close out even try to happy tea chains have GA. I'll just go chain
The G is really good as well. If I get another chain, I'll just reforge it GG's and yeah, watch this
Let's do is Colonel better than Frost
I actually killed it, but this Olaf unit base damage is so fucking high.
How is this even allowed?
Oh my, I decided not to main.
Okay, Namzi?
Twitch?
Oh, there's a Varus?
Like if I hit Varus too, okay, anyway, Namzi too, I mean no matter what I'm playing,
I'm playing six six hunter. Yeah, like it's actually too good if I hit a lot too
And if I don't have a lot to understand Richard like way various plus one
I also don't really care about blaster. I don't have a single various item
But I mean maybe I get like a lot of something who the fuck knows
Yep
Yep. Oh good job guys. I don't need front line guys. Don't worry. Can you explain to what front line does?
When you load it with cheats like I have keepers and they're just gonna get fucking one shot two seconds into the fight
Yup. Yup. Alright, a full eventroud allowed.
I mean, I can eventroud the Olaf until I get GA, but I don't even know if I want GA.
Like, is GA actually good? If I have Keepers and this fucking Unleash the whatever the fuck, is GA actually good?
I mean, it's probably fine. I could also just go Titans, but I feel like Titans is also not that good.
Do I want to play Shyvana? I'm sure.
I could also just play Mace of the Swain.
Oh, but I'm stacking one about to fucking send it. GG's.
Why does that have so much frontline?
I don't even know which dummy is the correct one.
Oh, laugh.
Three frosts.
I have this on my board.
This six hunter?
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
This cannot be right.
I mean, it's slain over, it's slain over.
Come on, that's my board.
Okay, you said, I said I was going to one-shot them.
But why did my whole board die instantly?
I mean, whatever.
Like 30 gold.
Like Olaf, one Olaf.
Like Jinxpair, like you can't miss, buddy.
Oh, I have a Casio? Oh, oh, sorry. Okay, it's fine.
This Casio is... what the fuck does Casio do? I might as well just play 2-pyro.
I mean, isn't it just an Asus? I mean, Shentu is Shentu, man. It's not even bad.
Did I Twitch 2? Yeah. Trash, U-Trash, U-Trash.
I have, uh... I have three items.
Or two items on Kogwai. What the fuck?
Also, I think he's 7-honey, Kog 3.
Rise, Sugar, Olaf, one Olaf.
Oh no, that was good, it's actually good.
It's so much attack speed.
I could build towards another Starax probably.
I have a very emblem of most active charate.
Olaf there and I'm just gonna fucking send it.
The problem is I don't think I'm ever gonna hit, uh, bro I'm as close as 6 man.
I mean, free Hunter, or free, free Dragon, I have two enemies, I mean I could have
a Mover but this is just a task to build all this role, there's only one guys.
This Diana just killed my inti-
What, I missed a cog? Oh, oh, sorry.
Okay, but I don't have Olaf 2 on me.
Missed Hog 2. Okay.
So if I don't have Olaf 2, what the fuck is the game plan?
It's 600, also it's my tier 2 augment.
You should have went Honey Re-Roll with 600, Cogmog Terry.
That's what this guy is playing, man.
This guy. He also needs 700.
Oh, Olaf 2, I want the game then.
Let me move her now, Seren's BT, okay I won the game.
This unit's just gonna go fucking infinite, my board's not even bad.
Just talking about how much more it has to do with this C1-2, you have a lot.
Aw man, if I didn't miss this Cog 2, my board would actually be fucking illegal.
And now I'm late.
I just have a random Shen 2.
What the fuck does this do for me?
Nothing.
Whatever Shen 2, Shen 2.
I'm pretty sure this Olaf, fuck, the problem with this Olaf is that Keepers
is keeping it a little too safe.
Nevermind.
died instantly.
Huh?
Let's say I moved the Nashor's Manila off the Kog'Maw, I mean on who though?
Like it's actually buffing all three, it's kinda good.
It just one shot my entire board.
Ho ho!
Seven honey.
I can two star my Kog'Maw, honestly fuck it, like whatever.
I'm going nine to three turns.
I have 100 plus one, honey plus one.
That guy is so fucking strong.
I don't see how my Olaf is supposed to carry by himself.
Oh my this is not good. I think my oil's gonna get one shoddy seven fucking honey mancy. Oh wait his whole board is gone
Okay, it's frontline fucking sucks. I'm gonna go I'm gonna run out of and carry this jinx. She's actually good
I'll allow it
Jesus is also okay
Okay, nice three items. Oh, so I'm not very close one. I'm fucking last pick
Okay
That is good then I fucked equal I six hunter
Okay, I have a giga jinx
Can we all agree?
I'm not trying to play 4 fucking shape, but I don't get what I'm supposed to play.
I mean I have open slot on Shen I guess.
I guess I just level for Vassion.
Maybe I get Diana, but then I go Ryro or Sling.
That sounds good.
Where the fuck did my board go?
26, that's not good.
I don't want to give this session a pass screen.
Okay, this guy's about to get run the fuck down.
Yes?
6 Krono?
How the fuck is it?
I have unleashed the fucking beast!
Where is the unleashed beast?
How am I getting stunned? I don't know! Wait, am I? Wait, did I?
An immunity? A immunity? Fuck, am I getting stunned here?
Oh, I got stunned behind it. Oh, okay.
Don't front line Olaf. He's the only unit that is tanky on my team.
Man, like, please, you can't just backline your fucking BTs, Starex, Starex.
Like, oh my god.
Like, notice how on my Olaf died, I lost the fight three seconds later.
I don't have a fucking combat charm.
I mean honestly this one doesn't do anything against these guys anyway.
Oh, I think I'll mate.
I mean the good news is that Diana is like, didn't just completely wash up my entire team
instantly, but the bad news is, yeah it did.
Olaf, primary, no 100 plus 1, I'll mate.
I'll mate.
I'll clear my 4th fucking slots.
Alright, I'm gonna go get some water, and then I'll lock it.
Bro, these fucking rolldowns are just embarrassing.
I'm not gonna underroll. Like what the fuck am I even doing?
It's about to be a 4-1 fucking...
I'm locked in? I'm ready to get a top 4!
Like please, I'll even take a fit!
The place is not even bad.
Akali 2...
This is a Jinx game. Fuck it.
Jinx.
Is it even that bad?
It's a radiant item as well.
Also, I'm not so sure if I don't get another Gensu or Bo, I'll probably just play towards...
I was I was told that that are not told but I I think I read that
Like who's not even bad? Is that true? Oh?
Oh, this way. Oh, sorry
But uh, yeah, why don't I just play towards some what's it called some bearish?
kinsu shoujin
Shoujin bow, I think the entire lobby's playing various. I mean, I'm just saying I'm actually getting sacks like early mid game
So like like like does that make bearish slightly stronger? I mean, I mean, you know fucking shit
If I have an extra 5% attack speed it has to be stronger like what 5% attack makes you weaker
No, man, but I mean like how like is it relevant maybe?
Yeah, also. Yeah, I should be giving you right as fuck. I should be giving the warrior to
to a colleague to
I mean I can play Bastion instead of Wu Hong
I feel as Wu Hong is not even worth the fucking gold investment. How much HB is Bastion?
They gained an extra
From it's fun
And that can make you con about the front guard build.
Oh, it's not even good.
I feel like I'm getting KS'd.
Oh, actually, no, I didn't know that one.
OK, I mean, this is looking pretty solid.
I don't even know how, but somehow I'm getting Pyro stacks.
I didn't even know that shit was possible.
To get Pyro stacks, you can actually streak around Akali.
I mean, I guess it's Akali too.
So, yeah.
K3 digits.
What?
Tier, bow, arcana, done an arcana plus one.
I think there's a BS one on his side.
The fuck, he went chain?
Okay, I mean, I'll take the tier then, the fuck.
But he went chain?
Was it on a unit?
Oh, is he playing, wait, what?
Am I missing something here?
He didn't go BF?
I thought he was gonna play towards Veris, Veris.
Am I missing something?
I don't know.
Shen, Akali, Kassadin.
Oh wait, he might be,
He's playing Arkena...
Oh, is Arkena Wukong broken?
No? Why would that be broken?
You know what it might be?
I think he sees that I'm Varus.
There's probably someone else in the lobby that wants to play Varus.
And he's willing to use his brain to actually try to like,
figure out another line to play.
Yeah, nah, I'm just sitting here and playing my Varus.
It's all good.
G?
G!
Do I need anti-heal?
Holy f**k!
Is this stronger?
Shoujin last was for 2, I mean, the shit is like, yeah, all he is.
Honestly, isn't it just no Bastion? Like, what the fuck does Bastion do for me?
If I lose this round, I'm gonna start complaining.
This guy is 10 gold.
10.
Shoujin, Redbuff, Tristana, 2, 10 gold.
Winnable maybe?
The shit.
I just lost, I just lost 30.
I just lost 30.
He is 10 gold.
Oh my fucking god, that is allowed, like, oh my...
but what is this fucking noise man okay after this game please remind me man
this is just it's just pissing me off it's your chain it's fine I just into
some shit oh there's a twitch I'm gonna see if I get frost plus one I wouldn't
even mind pyro plus one from the spot either yeah whatever fuck it this all
up unit is so broken I hit frostless one I just wouldn't be caught to rise
Guys, okay, I mean the reason it's not good,
okay, honestly it's pretty good
because I can just play around Varus
and then I already have eight collected pyros,
it's not even bad.
But the reason it's not good is because,
I mean that's weird, where's my Warwick?
I didn't hold Warwick.
Like if there's any time travelers
and they just didn't tell me,
they just didn't tell me
that I was going to hit Frostbust once
when I need to hold the Warwick,
I actually don't even know if I hit a Warwick this game.
Maybe I did, I probably did.
Great.
Can also Frost Karma, last was Royal?
Yeah, exactly.
That should feel so good.
I mean, whenever I hit Frost with someone, it just feels way too good, because you actually can't miss.
Like Olaf, most of the time, if you are contested, it's like you're contested by one way, max.
And then like, if you don't hit Karma, it's fine, you'll hit Varus.
If you don't hit Varus, it's fine, you hit Karma.
Yeah, I can't miss. GG's.
Oh, worry.
20 at a level, present the two streak.
Next turn I'll level though.
I guess it's only three gold.
I mean, I'm voidling this turn.
Like it's I'm not in that
Drop the 30 just for a fucking poppy or a new new I can also play
Bruno
Why is this guy's why is this guy's rubble so fucking tanky? Oh my god fucking huge a fight on man
It's finally answered it just let finish the stream and lay down in bed. He opens so do channel bet. I'm going for it
Trust me guys GG. I went eight again
I dropped here came out as I as he logs on the soldier's right account again
Something something I something K3 digits
Tom Kench is probably better than something. Yeah, this is better than Bastion or no. I mean probably I
Don't I probably I mean it'll cast if I if I don't so overner it. What?
What?
The fuck is this?
I'm fighting him!
Oh my fucking god this is just unreasonable.
He has sword.
Oh nice, it just completely wraps the backline.
Okay, QG's then.
Q trash then.
I mean I killed enough.
I'm pretty sure this guy's better just want me down my entire family because he
has a fucking Bramble Mist.
And I have no anti-heal.
Okay.
I mean that's okay.
level 7 shaman at 3. Anasys. I mean I kind of do want to play Varus though, I think Varus
is way better. I have the item set up, I don't really like Glass of Spring the dude. This
guy already has a Varus, so this guy is playing towards Varus as well. He's level 730. He's
going to be late on Varus. And this guy's also Varus, level 740. I shouldn't have,
Actually, that's fine.
We're gonna end the game with all of them.
Zilean too.
So I feel like Olaf is actually so broken on stage 3 and early stage 4.
Oh, also it's a radiant item, I just realized.
Uh, I mean, I can go radiant Rudans on, but then I'm committed to Verus.
Is that okay?
I mean, radiant Shorjin, I can actually flex both.
Yeah.
But then, but then it'd be, but then I, is there an item for Verus?
Does that mean they're free something though?
Probably.
I just lost the gold.
Great, I made a copy of Component, I'm done.
Also, I forgot to remove her. I should actually have two of those.
Shoujin. I better get a Component here, I'm going to be very mad.
This guy, oh, it's Golden Clust, thank God.
Wait, I'm fighting him right where he cashes out, I'm pretty sure.
I think I just gig a Hyrule.
Gigi! I just hit a Diana. First roll.
I'm sure I can find one Varus.
Silver mirrored on I have a radiant shogun. I have two removers. I guess
bow cloak chain
Bo chain cloak. I need a very sort of karma
And that is double remover. I mean, I could just go gargoyle play around bow, which I probably will I
Don't have a
Varus or oh
Also, I'm not even meant for shipping. Okay, but I don't have a oh god. This is just this is a disaster again
I think I'll make okay. I have Olaf too, so I can't even swap it. I mean, let me okay all up to whatever
It's good enough
Yeah, whatever frost and
BT and last whisper and then do I just go I mean I just go gargoyle player on bow
I'll just protect his mouth right now man. Like my radiant is a fucking oh
My my radiant is a radiant shogun Diana. Does that even sound remotely, right?
I mean, I found where the varus is alright. I mean, I have all off to I guess but
like one Varus I go bow I can also I can also play karma as well like one car
upgrade the bows are on one cost I can also go karma I mean that guy has one
Varus one one Varus three Varus one Varus two I karma do I have a radiant
shogun on my okay I should have an extra shogun so then it's like fucking
rise it's not even better than I mean I could I could just carry like okay
honestly why don't I just do this and then I'll just frost I don't want to
frost this because then what happens is if I find the thing then okay and no one
cares about swing do you want to guess at least I have Andy you'll now I've seen
worse I don't know how my guy is still alive but it did 5k damage that's
pretty good I will I won't mind the karma as well I got karma yeah allowed I guess
I'm so wrong so charmed like you can't miss buddy you can't miss another Diana
I mean maybe I just find Diana to who the fuck knows who the fuck knows I I mean one
karma I can I can play karma as well Frost karma but I don't even want to
like sit here in dog here like a fucking dumbass anymore also where's the guy
Golden quest how's he doing is he good? Is he doing well not good? I hope he's got a Morgana. Oh, that's also not good
Radiant bramble vest. No, please. Please. Oh, okay
I'm that's also not good man. It's real fuck swing to fuck you making pen
Also, this radian showed on Diana like it's my dad actually casting is doesn't look that bad 4k damage for free
Yeah, I'll use it. We were don't worry. I'll get it
Okay, I'm going straight to 9 then. G? G!
I don't know why I put BT on here, because I should probably just put items on Diana, but honestly Olaf actually goes infinite.
Also with the thing, so it's fine. If anything, I'll use my next remover on this.
I might just red buff Diana for attack speed. It's probably for Tetris about Diana as well.
And then hopefully I can get a tank. Actually, my awesome, you know, I don't have one here as well.
One remover, BF sword, B...
Oh, Bhe, automatic components, I'll mate.
I don't have a third item on my...
GGs!
I mean, if I have this dude too, I'd rather just play Bastion.
Like, it's a fucking the dude too, man.
Do I even need anti-MR?
Bro, fucking anti-MR, it's a the dude too, man.
And I'll use my...
And then I'll just rub up this, and I'll just show it in some piece of shit.
I'm just going straight to 9. GG's. Yeah, whatever. Fuck, I'm going 9.
There's no way I'm rolling with this shit.
Lucky! It's not even good, man.
If I hit Varus too, and I would go 9, I would cap around Diana too anyway. It's not actually good.
I mean, no, it's good. Like, don't get me wrong. Like, I won the game for free.
But, like, I feel like if I just hit, like, 1 Varus with Olaf too, I would just TP to 9 anyway.
Yeah? GG's.
This Nasus is 2-starred. I don't really want to feed, but I mean, Frost, like, this is actually really good.
I'm probably not playing Karmus game. I mean no matter what I'm playing Bastion on my board
But if I had a Briar 2 I could just go Frost Briar 2 and then remove it all off
Oh go for Shite? Oh yeah I will. I don't really want to roll though. I'm just 9 on 6-2 probably
GG's
GG's
Physical damage is dealt as magic damage. What the fuck does that do?
Do I even care about... no
I don't even care about 5 Frost. I can just drop these two pieces of shit
Okay, no, no, it's a fucking die-initual.
There's seven frost.
But I can play...
I can also just play Hecum's Wrath, and then just move the Shogun over to the Wrath and just call it Frost Wrath.
I can remove it with this.
It's probably fine.
Enti, Zillion, not your fault. It's actually not your fault. Enti.
A db?
There's also a Titans if I want to go like a giga.
A shape plus one?
I mean, I'm just gonna go Titans on the dude. Fuck the Verus.
Okay, I'm gonna be playing two rounds with no titans
Because I want I want Titans. I'm just gonna radiant children my my Diana Titans BT
GG's
Is there anything I want to roll for no?
No charm
I mean Zerath, Hecarim. I
Will just put it on bro. I just is it actually I mean I want to swap them by only a one
Yeah, whatever fuck it like I prefer to see her like 42 h3. Yeah, whatever may ever have a run prior
What the fuck happened to my board? He's prior to
Okay, why am I playing for first again? He's golden quest. I'll get it
But yes, he's more gonna do everything to him like it's not even good one roll
Without when I am game temporary item no matter what I'm leveling one turn dropping this. I mean honestly, it's not even that bad
I just don't give it to I
I just won't give it the play.
It's not even that bad.
Okay, and then I just level Nester and I just drop
and just play Hecarim's Wrath.
I have no item on the dude, but it's fine.
Okay, it's my board.
Protectors out over here, Titans over here, Radiant Trojan.
BT, Lasso's red, BT.
I feel like it's fine.
Anyone? Anyone?
Oh, wait.
It's actually a blue buff Redemption dip.
I actually won this round. Maybe it's a clone with... I don't fucking know.
Okay, yeah, you trashed that.
TomKentch, Zilean, on the same list where we make this, like who the fuck cares.
And yeah, you fucking trashed... Actually, I've been seeing my private sense, it's probably 0.
5% and I took the fuck out of here, fuck you.
And yeah, you trashed as well.
And level for Zerath.
And Frost was 1 on Zerath.
And protectors Vow.
Tythons, Shogun, Frost, plus 1.
level, 0 gold. I straight out of the level 0 gold, 1 in Uber, and nothing. I cover him,
he's not up in this rush. I need to CC Uber, sure. I mean I can't die from 23. Okay,
Radiant Trojan, I mean, okay hold on, Titan's BT. I should just figure. Like, I should,
I should, I should, I should, okay, like, yeah, okay, yeah, I'm gonna Radiant
Trojan like fuck the fuck I'm doing to fuck this. Okay, GGs then. I think
I won the game. Zorath. 11 charms, natural one. Where the fuck did my board go? Red buff
radiant IE, IE? Oh my armade. I think, oh, and then, oh. I think I'm going dirt. Unless
I just beat this guy out of nowhere. Okay, what the fuck is this shit man? Hello? There
I don't even feel like I'm not dying in draft air.
Um mate, my board fucking sucks.
Morgana?
I'm fighting real.
You think I can beat this guy?
No.
Briar 2, perfect item.
Morgana 2, radiant arc of boob-up, morillo, morgana in the back and I'm just sitting
here with- I don't even know what.
Um 8.
He won?
I guess his whole board- there's no way, right?
He actually won? Am I stupid?
Like, is this guy's board actually better?
Is this guy's barrier? Is that good?
Like, I don't believe it. Like, I mean, his board's good, but like, I feel like this guy's board is unbeatable.
And he has like, gigabits various.
Oh, got brighter CC'd.
Okay, it was Ghostbite. Okay, I think it has to be a Ghostbite.
Unless he had like, a giga charm?
I don't know.
Maybe like, Tremors and the other guy had, I don't know.
Okay.
change little legend okay sorry you guys are some fucking faker haters nice you
have Phoenix I was doing let's see 3.0 average fucking out of there then fuck
that oh shit I'm approaching I'm approaching four digits all right what
little legend okay honestly when I actually drop a nuke yeah yeah GG then
anyone know why milk don't stream anymore oh wait I saw I was still have milk
ban oh fuck slash user milk unbanned milk slash mod milk okay I'm sorry milk I
don't even know he's here let's see how Emily Wang is doing not good I hope 600
honestly that's pretty good for her standards I think hopefully it's still
running it down oh man and yeah fuck it just just 1300 fuck it oh man it's weird
how I used to say I want to be like you but now I want to be like Phoenix ah man
you need a haircut badly where are the positive like where are the positive
comments anyone like oh you're looking sharp today as always oh thanks man you're
a great streamer okay you know what it is let me I'm just gonna start
walking in between views. Oh shit! When did I get unbanned? People were right!
I literally unbanned this guy two minutes ago!
Okay.
Oh shit!
Alright don't see it, I'm actually about to drop a nuke. It's over.
Yo thank you for this song, I can't see uh, I can't see what you're saying.
Bro is that Emily Wayne? I think... Bro I'm in fucking Emily Wayne love.
Oh lord.
Honestly, is he even that bad to win the first round?
Oh, actually wait, I need a boat.
Oh yeah, I need a boat.
Okay, GG Zen.
Okay, I think I won the game then.
Double down.
G.G.
I don't get it.
I think I won for free.
This guy is Caratator's ally,
Epoch, with the protectors of our rod.
Starax, Starax.
Pyro into Varus, Gargoyle, Glove, Pilfer, probably Varus. This is also Varus.
There's an Epoch with a Glove tier. Okay, there's so many Epoch players.
Oh nice, I killed one. Can you please put the square on your whole gameplay?
it's trash it's trash your garbage yeah fuck it tier 2 avenge the fallen the
martyr yeah fuck it bro guard avenge the fallen I don't even know that's like
that good though I mean I only know it's eventually falling this fucking broken
oh nice I killed one again the fuck wait the problem is I think this guy's
gonna be first pick though unless this guy's getting dumpstered yes is he
Is he getting 4-0'd? Please get 4-0'd.
Okay, nice. He got 4-0'd and he got 3-0'd. Oh, nice.
I don't think this guy wants a bow.
Oh, he actually... No, he doesn't. He doesn't.
Actually, I guess he's Pindor, so he's really not here.
3-cause bow? I mean, if I don't get this bow, I can just go rod. It's all good.
Come on, man, there's an Ezreal with a BF, man!
There's an Ezreal with a BF! Hello!
Ezreal with BF! Hello!
There was an Ezreal with BF, by the way!
Hello? Am I actually able to kill one unit? Oh nice.
Good job, Dean. Plus one.
Am I able to kill one here?
If I backline everything, I can actually kill the Shyvana, maybe.
If I backline everything, I might be able to kill a unit as well.
It's not even that bad.
I just gave this guy a gold, though.
Okay, the Shen has an aggro here.
If it doesn't aggro here, it's doomed.
Actually low-key. It just dashed away. Now my Jax is not attacking. Now mate.
Okay, minus one.
Whatever. 72-5 loss. Like, don't I actually just win this game?
My spot is looking a little too good.
Like, guaranteed gigaforce good.
Shen, Lilia, Zoe, R.E., Jax, R.E.
The fuck my power is flickered.
Munko.
Alright, low-key. I can also just play...
Yeah, not really. I mean, if I get like tier here and no bow, I think I'm forced to play Ryze.
I mean, one crown guard is fine. Like, Wyrmoth's crown guard on the dude is actually good.
But then I kind of want to save these rods if I can. If I need a bow or I can't play the game.
I mean, I can go Wyrmoth's crown guard.
Okay. Am I playing AP this game? I can also go Wyrmoth's protectors though. I just...
I don't even want Bastion odds.
I don't want Chrono odds either.
I'm just gonna use it over here. Like, who the fuck is?
Alright. So where is this bow?
If I don't get this bow, I am eight.
I mean surely like I mean one like a pro I'll even take you have my fucking bow
actually no I won't actually yeah I would take you have my bow partial
ascension spine mentorship branching out partial ascension find your center
partial ascension I mean the thing is like let's say there's a Calista with
like some shit right among carousel I can't even take it man I don't get
and I'm a fast yon jacks bardo re seraphine zoe warwick blue buff red buff audience playing
rural twitch all right you got it so it's a no ginsu calista gg's how many units my kill in here
oh well I actually killed a lot oh nice one unit lost okay oh laugh I mean I don't even want to
win. I'd rather just lose this round anyway. Kinsu protectors though. I think this guy also
wants a bow. But actually he's finder centered. You talk Kinsu, rod, belt. What the fuck is
he even playing? I think, I mean he's holding Miliya. I think he's playing Kalista. From
finder centered? What the fuck? I mean if I don't get a bow I'm gonna go fucking,
I'm gonna go belt. For guard breaker. I mean it's better than nothing. Fuck I'll
I'll just go Moralo.
Yup.
And then I still have a rod.
I just need one bow.
Like, I mean, surely there's a Calista with a belt.
I mean, I can't even take it.
Like, oh my, this game fucking sucks, man.
Like, how do you know, like, why was there no,
oh nice, he took it, nice.
I mean, him taking the belt is good
because this guy wants to play towards Calista,
so he's taking one out of the pool for us.
I mean, that's pretty good then.
He went sell, I prefer he doesn't sell.
I'm gonna, I'm guaranteed to get a bow.
That's double down and then I'm just gonna load in with cheats
Like it'd be better if he doesn't sell here. No joke. I mean if I don't say this right I can actually
potentially get two of the worst. I don't even care if I lose. I just I just make sure I win I'm starting 4-1
Oh nice, it's not even a loss. Oh, what the hell? I think I won. Huh?
Oh my
I just lost 10 mold. I mean, it's fine. I'm saving lives. It's fine. I might as well just sum this sum
I just hold him Calista on his bench. Yeah, okay, whatever. I'm just gonna hold twitch then. I don't think I can badge
I can't oh man 39. I'm about to win this right? I mean if I go if I go BT the
problem with like if I go this and then I go BT set fast hard and I play around
rod or I can just finish an item. I'm kind of not agreed with this actually. I'm still
healthy. Either I'm going straight to 9. 39 HP. I can, I can, even if I lose two rounds
this stage, I'm still two lives. This game's over. I'm 9 on, I'm 9 on 5, 5-2. Rolling 50
gold on 9. Probably still two lives. I don't have a zilean but that's fine. I can
go red buff, ginsu, ginsu, red buff someone else. That's my fucking augment. I mean it's not this,
it's not that. I mean I can go radiant, refactor, and then go radiant. I don't like radiant on either
of these though, but I also don't really like blinding speed, because I like radiant ginsu and
I double ginsu. I would have to finish, it'd probably be double ginsu. If I don't hit ginsu,
then I raiding ginsu and then I go like fucking invested and then I'm cares
I'll just go BF half shoujin half GA or actually probably go happy even try on me me
ain't no belt honestly like I lose econ and like I why don't I just like double
Kalista oh wait it's not gonna have the item though but honestly it's still
fine and then also makes his life harder like fucking it's not that much
gold I'm being six hold for it if I do hit another Kalista too I've ginsu
Red buff just sitting here. It's another true base. There's a rock on. Aw man, he's gonna take the rock on.
Aw man. I mean, Bell is having even trout. I don't even want even trout. I might
actually just go bow and just build towards the last whisper. Fuck it. I like double,
double Kalista. Gensu, Red buff, last whisper, Gensu, Gensu, fairy charm. I mean, it's better
than three fucking preserver if I actually have Kalista too as well. Okay, I think I won the game.
I mean, instead my frontline fucking sucks.
One roll for charm, GGs.
GGs.
Does this give- I mean, I hope I win them, because I don't have a combat charm.
I'm also down to play TK2.
It gives Rockon?
Wait, how do you know?
Oh, it's just- if it's a tie?
I mean, I'm down.
He's 100 plus 2, Monka.
Oh my gosh, it's not it.
Except, hello?
I think my dude's dead instantly, man.
I'm 8.
I just lost my rock on oh my and my double like double down value. I mean whatever 28 is still two lives
Even if I lose an extra, I'm still two lives. It's fine close the paired rock on two
It's nice wrong. I don't think so
Lost me notice
I don't want to I don't want to sack to one like though like if I if I take a bad loss
Bro if I were 30 HP, I win this game guaranteed
but 28 like it's easily only one life so I don't want to I don't want to sit
here and just fucking sack like if I lose if I lose badly then I'm probably one
life so I don't even want to sack like I'm just you tell me I'm just sitting here
like a fucking dumbass this is the worst also two rumors I'm gonna use home I
mean Billy was a huge upgrade I can roll 30 gold on mine next turn I will
allow it but like 30 HP I like I sack one save an extra four gold nine
gold. I'm GV. Not even playing, I didn't even buy Catarina. There's no uh, what's it called?
Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, tier, belt. I don't care if I lose, I better still be two
lives is all I'm gonna say. I'm pairing Auri right now, I think. Okay, there's a Rothene,
fuck you. Not even sure this is worth my gold. I mean, Auri's better than TK if I hit the dude.
I'm not playing this anymore. Okay, I hit Rock on two. Where the fuck is, where the fuck is
was Milio. Does anyone know? I could have put that one in turn. It out of five times and didn't profit a single time. Anyone? Holy shit, that was lost.
I'm going to read a comment or an e-con. It's fine. I feel like Morgana is better than Hecarim if I don't have...
I also have Wormogs and also I don't even have Milio. If I had Milio I'd rather play Ori. I'm just going to see where the dude...
Well, I don't have a single one. I'll take him a lot.
This final sentient won't go. That's a Camille 2 as well?
On 8? Oh! He's Camille 2 on 8!
Milio paired! Do I have shred? Anywhere? No?
I mean, I can move items off of this and go DB on the dude.
Is that really good? Yeah, fuck it. Another Gensu, fuck it. Horizon-focused.
How do I not see a single Milio?
Oh. I'm putting...
Okay, whatever.
Kinsu, Red buff, Redemption, BET, where the fuck did my board go?
I think I'm one life.
I am one life.
Great.
Okay, I mean that's three comeials back in the pool.
He just died.
Awesome, pretty sure Bard is actually better.
I mean that's probably, it's so fucking sweet, I'm paying eight gold in math, okay.
Little Spirit, I can see combat.
I'm just gonna...
Meal two.
Awesome, pretty sure Bard is actually better than this.
But already better with little legends and little buddies
They even want to hold Morgana
Probably I have one over
And if I get Morgana too, I'll just to remove her
Something
My prismatic is against this is my prismatic by the way. Also. I have no anti armor
Great. I'm a
Okay, geez and I still have anti armor. How is everyone?
I mean this matchup I don't know how the fuck I
Can't even it's hunter so I can't even throw on my shit
And to but like I don't even have enough gold to actually find a real one like that
Do I just have to buy this every time I'm not buying this shit. Fuck you. Okay. Yeah by this like bro
I'm not being no fucking
Okay, anything good
Aziz
Acceptable is this tremors it's fucking tremors on six hunter
I'm just saying it's charm dip. I'm just saying
Trust for a little bit against the reds player and the buffering all
It died
The better you got one shot
We're going on
How much we get? What is this fucking champion? Oh 41? That's pretty good. I'm back. Okay
Double down Kalista. You know your lobby was for masters
Okay, I'm actually a Kalista expert
No Milio. I think the stats say it's it's barred is better than Morgana one. Oh no with Milio. I
actually know I think it's close between I don't remember. All I know is I had warm-ups and I said
fuck it barred. But I think if you have Ari, actually I don't even know. I know it last patch.
I know Ari was good if you had little buddies, if you don't have little buddies. I know Morgana
2 is the best for sure. If you don't have Morgana, if you don't have Milio, then it has to be...
it has to be KK. Or is it still Bardo 1? Or is it Ari? No, it's not Ari. I mean, like, a TK or Bardo 1.
And then if you... if you don't have little buddies, is it actually not Ari over Bardo?
Fucking no. I'm pretty sure Bardo's actually good though. I don't get it.
these games I honestly okay every time I play Calista I'll gift two subs yeah and
then no one will complain are you going to lose bro it's set to go agreed to
1600 like I like 1600 come on man like bro I have until fucking when when do the
actual team start playing Thursday I have six days for 600 LP that's fucking
Light work man, but also um, but I also like it bro. I'm not even sure I'm not even scared of losing 5k
It's that I'm scared that I'm gonna be taking 5k to my friend. The thing is when you take 5k
From like from a gigabillionaire. It's fine
But the thing is like I got isn't set to go still making his first 10
So he's making his first 10 like I'm barely making my barely just made my first 10
I'm making like my 20 IRL right now and then and then milk is
I'm not milk and the sense it was still like on his way to make his first time
I'm just gonna sit here and just fucking
See you in his shit
Like don't you feel kind of bad then we urge
shrug shrug
Honestly, it's three out of seven bad. Yeah, fucking I'm playing some I'm playing some what's it called?
I'm playing some twitching role. Is it Tristana?
Are you playing Zeke's from the spot?
Probably not. I'm gonna at least do is at least do
Ziggsa, a Bo-Rod, a Ziggsa, Bo-Rod tier chain, oh lord, oh lord, uh, it's loaded carousels actually.
What doesn't kill you in loaded carousels? I mean it's only an extra three components.
I mean I'm just saying I was told that you're supposed to buy this all every time.
Is this right? I mean, I, okay let's say I don't have what doesn't kill you right?
The thing is like if it gives you two gold isn't that two gold actually worth?
Like, it's 50% of the time you break like this one, it's basically like 50% of the time you get an econ thing, but the thing is, if you get gold, isn't it actually worth like 3 gold?
Like, 2 gold is 3 gold, so it's actually more than break even, and then if the champion gives you like 3 gold, that's like 2 gold plus another 2 gold.
Okay, it's always positive, but the thing is, it's life, and you're just playing one game, not 100 games, shrugged.
I don't even, okay.
Aw, man, he's open.
Also, I'm pretty sure this redemption item
In in in Calista is like true fucking this every time I have redemption. It just goes infinite
Like warm-up gargoyle and your redemption someone else. It just it just always goes in for now. I don't know. It's kind of good
Preserver Bastion
Skorbert scrapper bow glove BFT here
It's like would you gamble your life away for 99.9% chance to win 10 mil probably not oh
oh oh oh I might I mean not I might I probably would bro what like it might
lower all point zero one percent like whatever man GG for me like whatever
well plus 10 mil man like 10 mil I think I think my family would be mad at me if
I decline that offer okay honestly fuck it like I just take the spat I don't
even know why I took the spat but I just took it oh wait oh I can go nine
Oh, okay, yeah, it's a 9-barry game then.
I mean, like, a tier, like, it's half-valve, half-whatever, and it's also half-ginsu,
I already have ginsu-ginsu.
It's fine.
I can also play towards witch, plus 1, 8-witch, but, uh, I mean, let me just make sure I
have barry odds and witch odds on 2-1, but the problem is if I'm 2 out of 3 witch,
I'm just going to stun barry for the odds.
Hello, buddy.
Shoujin's here, but he's just epoch-full-open.
The fuck is this shit?
Should I just lock this shop then?
It's probably going to be hard to find
something better than this.
No joke.
Like it has one lilia and one zoe.
Nah, I'm going to find something.
I mean, there's a seraphine and nothing.
Great. Do you want to get something good?
PS sword? I mean, I don't even have to play.
I can also just play towards witch.
I don't even have to play, what's it called?
How is this guy even 82 HP not playing a single unit?
I'm fighting him.
I just lost my 5 streak, man.
Oh my fuck you.
One like, fairy odds is too good.
I have two opportunities to find Lillia,
or not Lillia, Tristana, Katarina,
Brachon, Kalista, two out of three.
I don't really want to slam.
I guess my items are actually kind of good for it.
And then I'm just gonna be five looking at testing it.
This is probably Karma.
This guy's probably the most proper of the Shogun's slam.
This guy's into Kalista as well.
I think I just lost my five strike on him.
All right, well, hopefully,
Hopefully I find a Tristana, so I don't have the slam.
But honestly, I'm zero out of three of the other things,
so it's not even good.
Unless I want to send Witch plus one.
I don't really want to send that either.
I guess if I get a Reforger,
I can also play the thing plus one,
Preserver plus one, that's not even good.
But there's a Witch, two out of three.
Yeah, fuck it, Chrono plus one.
I guess I have two rolls as well.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Two out of three.
G?
G.
What is this?
What item is this?
I'm three fairy two witch.
Alright watch this.
You can't miss.
Okay.
GG's then.
Uh, okay, I need to try to make decent items though.
Uh, I mean it's probably shogun for sure.
I have rod, rod, rod, rod, rod.
If I want to go shiv, honestly shiv is probably better than shogun first.
Like fuck shogun.
Like shiv.
Is it just crown guard plus BF glove?
Like shiv is a force to glove.
Isn't she actually good at one front line item?
Probably.
It's also loaded carousels.
I just 4-1 fucking send and find one more gun, I just went out.
G! G!
Also, is there a new board? Is Gwen any good?
Probably.
Like, fuck it, which Gwen?
I mean, Crown Guard.
Like, I mean, okay, I'm making Crown Guard first.
And then I have BF, Rod, like, Shib, Rod, Glove, Reforge, Reforge.
BF, BF, I mean, BF is actually fine.
It's so easy to play around this shit because it's loaded carousels.
Like usually it'd be bad if you load a garrison and you can't miss, buddy.
Bastion.
I want Belt, and I also want Cloak.
Like Belt, Cloak, Cloak.
I also wouldn't mind Tears. Like Cloak, Belt, Tear.
Cloak, Belt, Tears.
If I don't lose my Shurik, I'd be at like fucking pre-level to 9, man.
Not really, but I'd be level 750 right now.
Uh, Zephira, Tear, and the Rod.
Do I even want to take that? I mean, Tear's actually good.
The Rod is... It's honestly not bad. It's fine.
I mean, he's just like, which Gwen?
One Gumblade on Gwen?
Do I even want to make Gumblade?
Not really.
Alright, one more?
Yeah, fucking more.
Oh, I'm not 7.
I'm not 7.
Sorry.
Warrior.
BD.
Shoujin.
I don't really want to make Rabidons right now.
Yeah, whatever.
Fuck it, I'll just let him hold.
Shoujin, Shiv plus 1, and then I have Rod.
I'm gonna shoot someone else.
Alright, it's a 4-1 fucking all-in. Hopefully I find a Morgana or I'm 8.
Okay, also, um, does anyone know what I'm supposed to play?
Like, you definitely hold Gwen, right? I'm not stupid.
You can probably hold Taric, you can hold Drys.
You hold all the Forecasts.
I can hold Zilean as well if I'm a Morgana.
Okay, I haven't played Witchin' so long.
Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod.
Taric? I mean, that's vast.
Wait, what is Pyro being? Nothing.
one two three four one two three four what am I missing Zoe Morgana this is all
six I didn't kill a single unit whatever 35 it's fun witchcraft we have two
removers I know for sure it's not this and I know for sure it's not this which
kind of even didn't sound bad callista to karma when rock on to rise Zoe Zoe
I didn't I didn't even move the items off of the thing. I mean rise over here
Go on over there
And then I go rod gum blade BF glove rod BF rod glove
IE I have zero fioras. I have zero. I
That's my roll down. I mean, I guess I have Diana the dude dude. I
Zero fiora zero. I'm not even paired on oh
This is not good. Also the stupid ass game you this trash on what's it called man?
It's fine 23 teaming up for two four-cost champs epitaph
Oh, I'm gonna okay. GG's then I want Marlowe on that should I just go complete on
Why we are on my front line? I just does anyone know
23
Try to go complete on morgue. Is he even bad?
Yeah, whatever company morgue it is, and I just go for Marlowe plus play around glove
and I want a level for zilean so I don't even want to like morillo morillo on
on karma and then play around glove level for zilean you go to his huge
actually probably shouldn't I mean tire board is one side then what is this
shit hello one off charm I should probably see how many what's it called
everyone but I don't want to roll I'm kind of okay with being one life I'm
probably two lives on stage three. If I lose around on one life on stage four regardless.
So I guess it doesn't really matter. I kind of need to go nine. Like nine four, nine four,
zillion, and then I hit, uh, I hit fewer or two, I went out for sure, yeah. Like if I'm nine with
zillion and fewer or two, it's a guarantee first. I can also play witch, witch the dude.
And I guess zillion two doesn't really matter. I guess it's fine. A lot of
amount of components. I can play Zilean and level for Briar too as well.
Okay, my pure gamecast is single-time, I think I lost.
Which right do you mean you're going? Oh wait, oh okay.
If this guy had a single two-star I would have lost this round.
That's because my entire board is one-starred. Don't worry, I'm scaling.
Oh no, A-Witch is good, it's just that you still need- it's not just like an auto-win.
It used to be like a straight-up auto win, what the fuck?
I'm about to go just buy this, here or two?
Like it's Gwent 2, move items off of this, and then I play Zilean, is that even stronger?
I mean probably it is, actually.
I feel like this Rockon, like Rockon is without fucking, Rockon is actually trash.
He's only good because of 5 fairy.
Like if I hit Gwent 2, it's actually good as fuck.
But I do need, I need like infinite frontline, and I just win.
I got Zephyrd.
Also he's Ryze too.
He buffered the ult. I lost for sure. I'm one life.
Great. And now one life. Little buddy drives to his own yes.
I think he found the sun. Like I mean low key it's two lives it's fine.
Okay honestly would I even play this stupid ass Gwen? Probably not.
I didn't even roll. I didn't keep rolling. I'm sitting on 10 mold. I got mana read.
Am I 8? Not really. My pure 2 is kind of useless though. I removed items 2 to do
Milliyo. Rock on. Fiora 2. I mean, I can actually move items.
Wormogs, Crown Guard. I'll just gobble this piece of shit.
If this game's two casts, I already instantly went around, but I did not go around.
I'm sure I'll probably just shit. It died instantly. I mean, it's fine. One cast is
ready enough. Morgana 2, an item from Morgana on Carousel. GG.
Also, how is this guy so strong?
Oh, what the fuck is this?
Arcana plus one, Blaster plus one.
Holy shit, six Blaster?
Got my entire team shrouded, except...
Oh, this guy's as strong as fuck, actually.
And I got my entire team shrouded.
I think that's fine, Caster.
We're gonna do.
I mean, it's not gonna be that good.
That witchcraft is basically a fawn.
I... this guy's a mad fool.
I mean, 50 HP is not even bad, though.
Look, what am I even sitting in E-con for?
GG. I mean I have one more HP I could feed my Briar.
So he's level 9. I think he's up the Sun. He is.
Especially so he's little buddy, he's level 9 with the Sun.
But he's not even weak.
He's like full clumped. One Briar ult, the entire force is gone.
Three item, three item, or two item, two item.
I'm gonna have one more feed. This guy is so fucking strong.
Honestly, like I can go 9 but I can also just roll for a trueist.
I'm trying to get a temporary emblem, a re-preserver, a structure charm, immunity to CC, BT, another
crown guard, BT, BT, BT, BT, BT, Warmog's crown, BT, bro just look at this.
Also I marked the Ziggs, look at this cast.
I'm pretty sure this is one charge.
Okay I didn't get one charge on every one I like, it actually did no damage, and now
I'll meet him.
Aw man.
It's not even satisfied.
Two champions without items gains suspicious trench coat.
I mean, honestly it's actually kinda good.
So you just gotta fucking run the fuck over.
I'm gonna go level up to one team, maybe I can probably do GGs.
There you go, mind.
IE over here, he's Zephyr cheesing.
Something's getting Zephyr'd.
Oh, he can't Zephyr my karma.
Zephyr prior is fun.
That proc is onus.
Oh, okay, GGs then.
Oh shit, four digits, I'm back then!
Gigi, we're gonna on eight save your ass. Listen. That was my game plan. Why do you think?
Bro is so try hard. This is why I quit TFT too many sweats. This guy thinks so too is a try hard.
I mean, yeah, my skill is just it's just too good. Yep. Yep.
All right, back to Kalista. I go. I mean, Rob, but I mean like what's that half kinsu? Okay.
Actually wait if I get a bow I can actually play I can play some some warwick duo
Warwick duo
What the fuck?
Yeah, fucking upgraded adventure
Champion delivery. I will allow molten caramel I think
maybe
Vanguard plus what gives rumble to how back it'd be like how back it'd be it gives it gives it gives I
Don't even like spoils, but those other options were just straight up untakeable
Like, is SPOIL supposed to be good?
Holding on to farm some gold here.
But even if I can't...
You can't miss. I'm Warwick paired, Twitch paired.
Watch this.
I upgrade one of them, level. Yeah, fuck it, Rumble 2 as well.
Warwick 2, Twitch 2, Rumble 2 in one shot, level.
Move the crown guard over.
GG's.
Bro, how is this even allowed?
This is allowed?
There's not even a shape in here.
I mean, whatever. I might as well level now.
There's no difference.
Mentorship, cast it in two.
How many units am I killing here, zero?
Probably, it's fine.
Suppose a war has gotten me, I think two gold,
which is, I should not have done.
It's fine.
Stars are born 20 gold, full streaking,
hopefully it's weak.
Nope, fighting another cast it in two.
Amit.
What the fuck is this shit?
Oh, plus one.
Honestly, I don't have spoils.
I can actually hold everything.
I usually wouldn't even care, I would just sell.
I'm going to just hold everything.
Zillion pair, rumble pair, woods pair.
That's not woods pair.
Zillion pair, rumble pair, play, work pair.
Both of those are going to play towards Karma probably.
That's fine.
That sounds actually fine.
Like I'm supposed to ward two loss,
but it's okay, we're scaling.
Yup.
My favorite streamer, what would you recommend
for a little guy who wants to play TFT do?
You play TFT then.
I don't get it.
It was a twitch 3 game
Warwick paired, Megan 20
Rumble paired
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
Win the round, win one, get one gold
I'm back in the game
Blitz 2, Jax 2, Gargoyles
Blitz 2, Warwick 2, Jax 2
Like what the fuck is this man?
Okay I killed it before it casted
That's pretty good, yeah one more cast
That doesn't even do anything actually
Oh, actually, wait. What the fuck? G? How is this even possible? I mean, I guess it's not that likely to hit Rumble.
So, uh, yeah. 40 gold, that's what I like to see. Is he weak? Probably.
So it's not even weak. At least two. Even Shura would Twitch two. I'm not probably stronger.
I hope so. Or for nothing. It's fine. Maybe 40 here is good enough.
It can be good, but if you guys soju took it, we are legally obligated to say it's trash.
I mean, it's not good.
But it's acceptable, I guess.
It has the potential to be good if you high roll,
but it's not good. It's just my other options were just straight up untangable. Like Vanguard plus one, Wichita Wallop,
LDP, and...
something. I don't know what the fuck it was, but it was not good.
It was just...
not good. I mean, what's it called is actually fine.
I'm getting random emblems.
Wait, two.
Should have used it earlier then.
Work two, Hui two.
Random emblem.
12 gold.
Okay, here's the thing.
Blue buff, play around BF, which is like,
Gwen item.
Or, but the problem is, like, it's half, it's half shiv.
But, like, you know what, half shiv.
Who the fuck cares? Cause if I get a bow, that's half red buff.
I don't even have anti-heal yet. Yeah, fuck it.
I feel like getting BP for Gwen is actually pretty good.
good. Really good. Gold is cheap man. Emblem. Lock. Emblem. Emblem. Nope. I'm not even kidding.
You can threes a crowd here and play Verus. Crown guard front line. Huey Ezreal. I mean
it's better than fuck. I'm not taking this shit. You're telling me I'm taking the
Econ? Oh my- Oh, okay, okay. Support gov- OOOOOH! Okay, I think I won the game for free then.
I mean, they both have anti-kill. I mean, I think Rumble's actually stronger.
Okay, I'm just karma then. I'm pretty sure Lockett is the number one best.
Getting Lockett from the stupid ass Golem. I think I didn't kill a single unit, actually.
I have a blue buff, wait, too. I'm not killing anything.
How? I mean, I just can't go higher with this game. Champion delivery.
That guy's still full 3-kin somehow, Swain.
I'm at good level for shape.
If the shape didn't even do anything, of course another rumble would just straight up better.
I'm pretty sure that one would just straight up better.
Okay.
Is that strong?
I'm pretty sure my whole board's gone.
Actually, if I can kill him before...
No, my whole board's already gone.
Lock it dip.
Oh fuck, it's fine.
It's not a fucking lock it dip, man.
It's just one shot to everything it zooms on.
I don't get it.
I have a BS word.
I actually wouldn't even... OK, it's gone.
Bow.
I mean, I'm kind of down 4.
Great, the Gwen's gone as well.
OK, wherever.
Bow with a top shift, half a half a rebuff.
It's fine.
No, I just got a Gwen, the fuck.
I mean, I can move crown guard to Gwen now.
You can also move blue buff to Gwen.
Gwen's hitting 4.
All this stuff.
I have no anti-geal.
I feel like Niko is actually pretty good though. Blaster, the thing...
Also I could have...
War 2's War 2, Swain is Swain.
Open slot, I can play...
I can play Warrior.
Is this even better?
This unit is so fucking worthless.
Okay.
Niko, Rhizo, Swain, Elise.
I don't think that's an alliance. The 4-2 is a 4-1.
I don't even think that's it at all. I don't know what's going on there.
Oh
Oh a gigaloot. It's a fucking shit or an ego here
Refrost oh, oh a full red buff
Yeah, cloak. What the fuck
What?
Component anvil
Do I want to Nico this this rumble? No
How is this even possible? All right, I'm gonna talk one and I'm about to just all one fucking send it
I'm ever playing rise, but I even buy this no swing
2 rumble swing I mean I can hold swing I can hold Niko maybe I can hold Ari not
really I can hold Olaf or Sharpshark too what the 30 gold
Varus 2 oh my like how how the fuck I mean yeah he's an Econ I mean but like
surely it's not like this high roll he's nine in two turns like fuck it I go
Nine as well fuck it mentorship is that good in this calm I mean it's all right
I have lock it though. I don't even like it. I don't even like eventually fall into this calm
But I don't really want to take that. I don't have a zillion. Do I even want to roll more not really?
Swain Niko
for
Whatever the fuck it's called
blue buff red buff not holding terror not holding these
Rock on Zerath, I have a Nomzi on my board.
What the?
This just thought I just...
I...
How can...
It just...
Woo!
Woo!
Okay, does anyone know where the zillions are at?
Where the fuck is the bardo?
I mean, I hit everything.
Straight up everything.
And I'm still...
I don't have karma to you, but that's fine.
The tower.
There's a karma with Glove, but I can't...
Fuck, can I even go Glove here?
Like, don't I actually need MR or is Morgana actually better than Zerath?
Morgana is actually better than something. I mean Morgana is kind of good man.
Okay I didn't get it. Oh did I get it? I mean bro fuck Karma too like I actually
wanted to shred Rod. Okay but I think I would actually take Morgana with Glove.
I don't really care about Karma there because I don't really want to roll on this stage. I
kind of want to just go none. Also it should probably suck this piece of trash yeah.
Nortal spirit. I miss Karma too. It's not really. Bardo? Is this good? It's not really.
it's good it's good okay it's good also i should uh but he's hunter and i wouldn't leave it like
here maybe get a faster this cast as well he got support column with the zeke's how the fuck
that's allowed the zillion just saved my karma it just saved my the zillion one what the fuck
i have two pairs of those which is roll twice for charm gg's do these even proc eventually
fallen i doubt it no okay i found one whole day and i have a casio p on my board i still
don't have a bardo i'm not sure where that fucker is where the is this another varus 2
bro how does everyone hit varus 2 oh is that for me
Oh, it's getting old.
Thank you guys.
Glove Chain.
Hero 2.
Like Hodge, BT, Bow.
I don't know how to item here.
Archangel, fuck it.
Leave this piece of shit naked.
I can also play Milio at 9.
Rod, Glove, Tier, Bow, Rod, Chain.
Oh wait, what the?
I didn't even roll for a charm.
I was too stunned though.
Another Nester in the middle, it's fine.
Another Varus too, oh no, no, this is the same guy that I found on 4-1 I think.
It's not actually...
He has Swing 3, what the fuck?
I mean, there's no way he rolled for this trash, like he just natural to Swing 3 out of nowhere?
I mean, I know for sure he didn't roll for this.
I'm not gonna just hit.
Because I can easily just drop these two for this.
I can also buy a Milio and then give items and then swap the BT over here.
And then buy items there as well.
Unless this is already better.
And it's nasus 2 with locket and it's also briar cc so it's probably not.
And then if I hit 2 star I can just, I can also just drop, if I hit like morgana 2 I
can drop drop and just go for like the giga cap and it's a fucking insta one out, yeah?
GGs.
Also can these fuckers give me a component please?
Great.
Zerath 2.
Oh you like, thank you, thank you, good job guys.
I didn't buy fucking Urduquic to lose man.
Yeah, fuck it.
What happened to my Nasus?
What happened to my Nasus?
Also, I'm for sure playing Milio, yeah?
It's the Gwen in whatever is gone. Actually, I need Morgana probably.
It died instantly, doesn't even have a shape.
This guy also has Briar 2. Or not Briar 2, has what's it called 2.
The fuck?
The fuck?
Morgana 2. Okay, it's fine. It's fine. Don't worry.
I definitely want to play Milio though, and then I just should I just drop the dude in the dude
Like I have more than enough damage. I briar to yeah like when gone the dude gone Milio win
Nico Milio Nico
Over over these two. I feel like your doesn't do anything. I can give it item like right now
I don't have Morgana though. So and then I can also drop these two as well
mmm
Briar to champions. I didn't take Zilean out. Okay, it's fine. I mean this taric doesn't do anything actually
I owe I need oh so I need a front on my board man my bards not front line oh my
god I have a bit of all in I have a bit of all in I don't think I want me on
this it's fine it doesn't matter I went out don't worry guys I'm so close to
winning out one of these upgrades I instantly win because I just dropped one
in in Fiora or good and then you just play the game plus the thing oh is that
gigaloot for me then? Where's my loot? What was it? Uh oh. Oh! A QSS. I mean that's pretty
good then. Alright can I just sell this and that? Bro let me hit one of them first. Because
I mean if I get Morgue 2 or Diana 2 you just instantly sell this and you just win
the game. Crown Guard smart plus one. GG's. 30 armor, Milio paired, armor, armor. It's
bad against this matchup but I'm pretty sure I'm gonna win anyway. I just don't
I want you to have this one.
Miss the dude six.
I have a fucking Fuhr on my board.
It's, I mean, it's Fuhr I do, though.
How bad could it be?
A Spark, a Robinance, an Archangel of Starax, a Robinance.
I can play Diana too.
I'm fighting the Xerath guy though.
I don't think it matters, right?
Let's just run away.
Also, would it just be Bardo gone
plus Fuhr gone for Diana plus Bastion,
or is just make it Diana?
What the fuck is this?
Oh, wait, wait!
He's 70 HP.
I mean, is Diana 2 even better?
Diana 2 over Fiora for sure, and then is Bastion even better than Bardo?
No, because it's also Staller.
So I mean, it's just, my 9 would be...
My Spark Dive into me.
I mean, where's my...
What happened to my...
Does anyone know what happened to my...
My Briar as well?
Oh, I got Zillian Bond.
I mean, I'm gonna work with Charm for two turns and I can actually go 10.
Very plus one GS crown.
I mean if there's crown and there's also GS though.
Diana, I have a fucking dead Fiora on my board.
Witchcraft, Fiora, TK, Friar.
One charm to roll, Rapporture, and we were on the other level like this, and I'm 8.
Zirath, Hammer of Deep Law, Diana 2, Execute.
Maybe Milio is not that good.
I mean I don't know how my Briar just died instantly I think I got this Milio is giving items to and it's actually good though
This guy is actually trash so fucking unreasonable
Mentorship, roberjuunation into support golem
Like what do you like what like is you cannot tell me that's like it
I think the only thing that's missing is keepers, but you can't even play it with roberjuunation
Like if I want to go cast it in three three items and you go and you go to tier two augments
Let's just take a look at placement of gold augments, yes?
What do you have?
He didn't have this, that's because it's Hecarim, but he's not playing Hecarim, he's playing Caster in a 3.
He has support golem, he has mentorship, and where's the other one?
Oh wait, is Rover's Rune Finish not even good?
Okay, but the thing is he rolled Zeke's, so it can't be bad.
Like he has infinite attack speed, it cannot be bad.
Like, he just rolled a- like, I mean, it's basically all triple- like, all triple-biss, man. They're all giga-negative Delta.
Like, two of them in, like, the top five, and then one of them down here, like, and probably- the guy is trash.
The guy is fucking trash.
Agreed.
You know, mine sucks. I feel like I've mentioned the- I feel like I've mentioned the Fallen in- in Karma, it's, like, fucking terrible.
Because if your frontline dies, I don't use 8.
But the other options are just, like, untakeable.
If you win with Kalista, you become the expert.
If he wins with Kass, he's trash.
oh no I'm tired I don't I don't know if I'm doing a long stream today Robin
songs hello what is going on what is my fucking what the fuck is this title
prismatic party bro I'm gonna get I'm gonna get tilted if someone hits Barry
chargers into what the forge I feel I'm gonna get so fucking tilted nice what is
this is he feeding briar at least once next game bro it again I mean you already
know I'm playing Calista it might be a Calista game you never know
A Least Paired, Jace.
Hello?
Uh, sure, I'm done.
Wait, can I get a coffee?
Okay, thank you.
Oh, I didn't buy the zigs.
Oh, fuck.
I mean, what the fuck is this?
I didn't buy the zigs.
I mean, I guess it doesn't matter.
I have no blood strength.
Sylveon.
Completed anvil, witchy, well-op, frost-crust.
Okay, I mean, my game is easy as fuck then.
Two g's then.
Oh, plus one as well.
Okay.
new trash do I even want to I'm done to sack the first round like this is just
fucking pathetic I mean you can't miss and that's I mean let me okay let me do
this first like I sack one is even worth sacking one I don't like is it even
worth like holding this for it for 10 I don't even care if I lose like if I hit
at least two it's only good to swing if I hit this it's not even good yeah
whatever then I mean it's probably always strikes but I don't think I'm
I'm uh, ever doing this.
Alright, see what I get.
Something good I hope.
I mean, Warmogs is kinda good right now.
Like really good.
Warmogs, Starax.
Except it's not that good actually.
I mean, Morillo is always good.
I mean, I coulda go Blue buff
and just play towards Karma.
If there's too many Varus players.
Shoujin, Gensu, there's one Varus player.
And actually like no matter what,
I'm just gonna go Warmogs.
It's actually too fucking good.
And it might just always summon Starax.
Yeah, and I have Bodo play around.
Can I kill one?
Nice.
And if I have Sara, I'd rather just go last,
with her, without contesting them,
committing errors, really.
IE, Collector, TG, what are these?
How is this even allowed?
I'm just sitting here on every pair in the game.
Patient study, Bramble, Belt, Shojin.
Probably towards Karma.
BT, probably towards Karma, playing around tier,
Playing towards Olaf, Hunters, Verus, Zap Attack, Kalista.
Okay, there's only one Verus player, so it's actually fine.
There's Shyvana, it's, I don't know if this one's available.
Oh, nice.
Am I still first pick?
Oh, I can actually five loss here.
He's only bought four twice a day, bro.
One of the bought fours that took
Chrismatic Silver Ticket, because I was bored.
So it's a giga first.
Also, I didn't know Red buff Orango lost this first.
They're both better than Last Whisperer, it probably is. Also, I get to deny the bow.
I feel like going Last Whisperer right now is kind of weak. I also don't even care if I, uh...
If I lose...
Oh, not so mistaken. Prismatic, uh, fucking...
I don't even know what it's called.
It's fucking... I...
It's just trash, man. It's just trash. That's all you need to know.
Oh, Spoils of War. Bro, that was just...
No, no, no, no.
I mean, Robin's not 5 loss, right?
Bramble, the dude too.
My spot looks pretty good. You can't even lower roll. I have frost, red buff, I can play everything in the game.
I can play Harman too, I can play Varus too.
If I slam this, do I win?
I actually might.
And then my stage 3 is gonna be illegal, because I have a Warmonster Axe.
I'm not winning shit.
Can I kill one then? I didn't slam earlier, and then I probably would've killed this man on minus 1, I mean.
Okay, I mean, it's fine.
Warmon's.
Starrax.
Red buff, frost, 4 loss, 81, fought this guy, zilean, zap, attack.
I have two removers, oh shit.
I think I naturaled the 5 loss, like 5 loss where I don't even open so I save like half
of life.
Okay, GGs then.
What are you guys even talking about in this chat, like what the fuck's going on
over here?
Wormogs, Jinx, Ezreal, Wormogs, Starax, a bow, that's really good, half-last, half-shave,
nice, plus three, I'm about a fucking spike, I don't even mind still losing, my board
is like one upgrade away, like one way, one Warwick, one Twitch, okay I don't know
a twitch but one warwick one way one swain from just from just winning out
guaranteed 10 streak and I'm just gonna skip straight to seven what I think
golden quest here probably I think I'm gonna level use my free reels in
stern not trying to just die for free I'm so close to swiping
that's okay thank you guys item collector in this comp is that good I
mean I am of some probably I feel like this augment is just straight trash oh
Oh, common advantage in the process has to be good, actually.
Too tanky, yeah, U-Trash.
One, Twitch 2, it's a new way of doing it.
One of the user retrieval, watch this.
And there's a Swain, watch this.
Six, and Swain.
Four, plus two, acceptable.
And yeah, U-Trash as well.
And I win out this.
And user remover.
Warmonster axe.
Zilean.
Dalio.
Warwick.
Jace.
Pair.
Trash.
U-Trash.
and yeah you trash. Okay can you guys just look at my spot? I think the Frost
Soldiers proc combat bandages I think. Oh they do. Oh okay I won the game. I'm
seven frost combat bandages. My board is not even bad. My items are true fucking
gigabits. Red buff, bow, frost. If there's karma on carousel I can go like
red buff shiv frost if there is I mean it's probably love because I have warm
on starax and I just play that on on Olaf until I find the thing but I mean
like 60 HP impended econ to work around warwick 2 let's see what's going on over
here shoujin morello probably karma shoujin or ginsu bf is he playing
jinx three-year-old I mean he's 40 gold like there's no way he can
contest me for Olaf because that's fiora karma ginsu into Calista into
Fiora karma is well over there. Okay, I'm always playing Varus here. There's only I'm pretty sure this guy's very straight
Yeah, there's only one Varus player. Okay, I'll do it some verse then
Are you guys getting worried for sets of code or no anyone?
Bros about to get scammed. I think they'll see me in it. No
Hello
Okay, give me a second. I need to care so yeah, I mean I have a ford for nine frost I
Mean, I'll take it for sure. I is this even good. I mean, I mean, yeah, it is good
But I have to go 9 though for it. I mean I have to roll an 8. Like if you can see it wasn't 8
Then I just have to roll 9 for us. I just forwarded the spat
It's fine. There's a 2 cost of love for last whisperer. It's okay
Let me level this turn and then I'm going to play some trash units 58 karma
Losing every round. Is my board actually good? I'm 6 for us. Oh
Oh, I didn't buy it. Hold up
I did buy it.
Okay.
Bro, I'm natural-ing everything.
I feel like Karma is actually broken.
It's not that broken.
Yeah, whatever.
Clock is to make our players like whatever.
Where is one copy?
I rolled for that.
How much is my 9.15?
I'm gonna report this to our Chain on Thyrsail.
Or for Cross on Thyrsail.
Winter's coming.
Clock is...
Oh, littlebodies?
Okay, I'll let me in then.
GG's.
I'm going straight to 9 then.
I don't have to roll a single time.
G? G.
Oh, there is an un-reported pan because it's a non-zero chance.
Down on Carousel, like let's say the chain just randomly gets taken.
And then there's like a spat. Like I'm not just gonna use my fucking reporter, I'm just gonna make fun.
I'll still win the game.
Instead of just breathing upon.
By the way, I don't have anti-MR here.
Because it doesn't have a single rock on.
Honestly, I might also still just roll.
Because Olock 2 plus Verus 2 is already guaranteed top 2.
It just depends on how many are gone, but I don't really want to roll because I'm not paired right now.
So there's one Varus, Karma player.
Karma player. I don't think there's a single Olaf on.
I might as well roll once.
They're twice for charm, it's too expensive.
I'll roll once for charm next turn, I'll find an Olaf and I'll just send it.
I'm pretty sure there's straight up 0-1.
This guy has two Varus, which is fine.
Karma, Karma.
This guy has Varus too.
Hmm, I'm not rolling for enough. I mean, like Olaf 2 I can actually hit though.
Do I even want to upgrade this lane? I can just make 40, fuck it.
So I just have a small upgrade.
How many Olas does this guy have?
Holy fuck, he's a prior?
Bro, I don't even have, I don't even have a Pyroling.
I'm not even executing.
Oh, okay, I still won.
Yeah, whatever, fuck you then.
I mean, I'm just gonna go 9 then.
I find 1, what's it called? I just scammed the fuck out of the lobby.
Yeah?
Okay.
Am I allowed to take this Diana without Last Whisper?
Like I'm not gonna get flamed.
Like surely, right?
Oh, oh it's gone.
Okay.
I mean I'm just nine on five too, yes.
And I find one Diana, nine for us,
except I still need to upgrade these.
My frontline is, bro, if I didn't hit little buddies,
I don't think I would in a single round.
Holy fuck, just look at my frontline.
Actually I guess it's one, two, three,
four or five little buddies buffing two units,
but I mean that's not even that bad I guess.
Okay, I'm okay.
I'm not killing a single unit here.
I also don't have anti armor.
Also don't even have pyro in by the way.
That's a loud.
I mean, whatever, three in a loss.
There's too many varuses gone,
so I don't really want to hold this shit.
Varus, two, two, two, two, two.
One, two, three, five, five, six.
There's only four left.
Now, I'd be rolling for Olaf too,
but that's not even better than just going on
two second to your owns.
What the fuck am I even fighting?
His temporary tg gave him red buff in stirracks
The fuck?
Do I even wanna st-
I think as if I suck when I'm guaranteed 1 life
But if I level this turn
And I take a good loss
I'm still 2 lives
And I'd be saving 9 gold
Which is not even bad
Should I just commit to being 1 life?
I mean 30 gold and I'm not even saving that much
I'm not even saving that much
There's a lot of fucking worthless
I have leveled for this trash.
Even if I lose, it's fine.
If I lose by one unit, that's more than enough, and then I just need to stall until Diana and
I just win out.
Diana?
Diana?
I mean, I can level for a chrono, I can play chrono on my board instead.
I mean, it's fine.
One Diana, please, or a mate.
Diana or a mate?
Paired
Or various to ie ie. Oh, I think my whole board is gone. I'll meet I mean at least please something's a good loss man
A good loss, please. I need it
Okay, I'm one like guaranteed unless I get one out. Oh my this is the worst
Hello one Diana, please
And I went out one Diana
Rumble way Diana Diana
Nasus, Tom Kench, Diana, temporary Brembo vest. I don't have a Diana. I'm gonna have Olaf too.
I mean I got 4-0 this round though. I think I can wrap though.
I don't have a Diana. At least I have Diana on Carousel, it's okay.
I mean, whatever.
Ziggs reroll, Varus, Karma, Varus.
I was playing Karma but I think he saw a single Karma.
I think the guy's playing Jynx reroll, man.
And I don't even know what this guy's playing. I'll call this stuff.
Just to recon some of the game.
GGs.
By the time...
There's no reason for me to roll on 8 because I have 1 Varus,
1 Olaf,
5 Varus gone,
and a spat,
plus 2.
So like let's say I don't hit Diana and I go 6th, but if I hit Diana I go first. My AVP from that spot is 3. Agreed?
But if I if I roll down to 0 and I hit Olaf 2 with Varus 1, I think I go 5th.
All right fine. Let's say the AVP is 2 if I hit the Diana.
Okay, let's say my AVP is 2 if I hit Diana.
And if I don't hit I go 6th.
Actually I don't even think I don't even think my AVP is 6th. I think it's actually like 5.6 or 5.5.
5.5.
Ah, I'm just gonna stop the app.
Just when you see games like that, let's say I'm playing towards 8 Witch and I hit a
Murvana, please don't say you got bailed out.
You are playing for the out.
If you don't hit, I'm going 8.
If I hit, I'm going first.
Now it's part of the plan.
It's not a bailout when I know if I don't hit, I'm going to hit.
It's not like I'm sitting here like, yeah, no, it's all good if I don't like it.
Okay, if you're game-planned, it's to hit Diana on H to go to top 4.
Is that game-plan good?
No.
But if you hit Diana and you go first, your game-plan is fine, because half the time
you go first.
Who are you even talking to?
Who are you talking to?
XDD.
All-cabs.
Fluffy.
Wait, Setsuko, you're not even- Setsuko, you're not even subbed?
Yo, what the fuck is this?
please report her report her I mean bro this chain vest is probably just
getting instant reforged like get me the fuck out how's he even allowed to
give me this garbage seriously honestly it's not even that bad it's
actually alright it's just like you get another one then it's not good like if
you make our goal it's fine and then you get another chain you're just
leaving the game we have sword chain vest Jax warwick a new new paired a
Akali, Jace, Seraphine, I mean I do have a GA if I want to play Akali on my board and I just play it like fuck
I'm not to try this like warrior
warrior arcana board or some garbage or whatever. I didn't even buy the new new. Okay. I mean
artifact anvil going long
It's I am galaxy so it's not even that good
what
The fuck is this shit?
How is this even allowed? There's a cogmile
Now portal plus one, sugar plus one, berry treasures, so one player for sure, manamazane
triforce probably karma player as well, this guy's double silver mirror dawn holy fuck.
What is this?
I didn't even see.
Cargoil plus bow tier, what is this?
Wandering trainer with manamazane, I didn't see it though, like what is it?
I mean, I might just play towards Varus, maybe Bastion, Encanter, probably Karma,
Boba-Bow, Tier, Gargoyle, I mean, this entire lobby is Karma.
This guy is, I mean, he can be playing Varus as well.
Man was in, could play Varus.
He has Glove, Tier.
I might just Karma, or Varus, or Varus from Disopener, like, bro, what is this shit?
I don't get it.
Aw, man, no Vampiric Scepter either.
What the fuck is this shit?
Hello?
Okay, it's Trickster's Glass even that bad on, on, what's his name?
On, on, like Ezreal, or something?
I don't really want to play Karma, there's like a six-way contested Karma.
Cutlass Olaf?
Reforge?
I can just fucking open Reforge.
What?
That's, that's a game plan?
There's a, there's Trickster's Glass, TK2 Cast.
I don't even, I don't even know if it does.
It's not very good because I have too many items for Clista. I have I have I'm gonna have six components six extra components on top of an artifact
Anvil like blasters are really good because you can like Ezreal to with like three items actually does like six feet
Ammage you can you can carry Ezreal bro
You can even put items on play if you have any items and you can have like tank items on your on your tk
You have utility there as well. It's kind of good like it's really good. Should I just go a bow?
We lost a bow just just jam the red buff and just and figure it out later
Jam, red buff, tier chain, rod, I mean this guy is probably karma for sure.
This guy could, like this guy is playing Gwen as well, so Gwen karma, this guy is Ryze.
I probably, like I would say towards karma, but maybe he's playing Hecarim.
It's probably karma.
I probably karma.
And oh it's probably Warwick, he just, he just got to work on Karate so holy fuck.
Okay, I have two Reforgers, two.
Bro, like there's nothing wrong with Tristor's Blast, man, it's actually fine.
I mean I guess I could keep it flexible.
Reforge or we will have a problem
Reforge or we will have a problem. He's BT, Triforce, Man of Azany, I mean he's Karma for sure
But there's no E's 5 loss, right? Surely not. I can't even see my fucking, okay. I can't even, okay
I mean level to 5, there's no way. This guy just won, I just saw him win
Okay, am I just Varus then? Yeah? Yeah, I'm just gonna commit Varus. GG's then.
I have two Reforgers, you can't miss. I feel like Trister's glass
I mean it's just less actually bad. I mean, it's pretty bad
Is it even that bad like tris is last moulder that that sounds pretty decent actually
Tris is last moulder does it give attack speed?
Yes, it's bad. It's awful another rod. I'll meet okay. I mean I might I might I mean yeah, I might
Come on man, I mean have even trout rod
I mean if I am I'm reporting with that but like can I wait one at least
That blaster odds and I do that frost odds in yeah, I do
May I complete this over I mean what is one can I wait one because I get how do you know
I don't get what the forge and then I can just say my removers or reforgers
belt tier tier chain, I mean it's always protectors well
It's okay. I'm about to win out
What the forge G?
G
What the forge? Yeah, fuck it, bro. Okay, I mean I don't collect or one cannot be bad
Like it's bro. I have seven million components. Like I like Pandora's on that two reforges. It's fine
Okay, I won the game then GGs and yeah, fuck this like fuck this. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, get rid of the rod half ie half even trout. And yeah GGs you trash. Yeah you trash what I get
Prollers claw is that any good?
after killing a
Target, I mean it's 50
I mean it's 50 AD and 50% crit. Like isn't this actually fine? Isn't it actually fine? Or nah?
If you have Ezreal 3, it's fine. Okay, I'll reforge again then. Oh my...
Also like I don't want Rod or Chain. I don't really want to reforge right now because I have to...
I don't... I feel like...
Chain is worthless, Rod is worthless.
So they're both worthless? How do I reforge two? I like I have to kill one of them.
Okay, am I just double fucking crown then? I am. I'll just save my Reforger.
Like, is this actually useless? Bro, isn't Five Frost actually useless?
I mean, Blaster's also useless.
Gee. Like, I only have one Reforger. I mean, bro.
This isn't even that bad.
Anyone?
Ego Raid. Oh, Zilean!
Thank you for the Raid.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
No game plan. I'm 4-1 and it's over. Yes, bad, must-reforge. Are you sure?
Like, bro, I mean, 50 AD, 50 crit. Like, is that even bad?
Did I go even trout here? GG's. Yeah? G? It's broken on Ezreal 3. No cap. Who the
fuck is hitting Ezreal 3? Please, I would love to know. Who the fuck hit an
that shit not me I mean I just hit a virus I think I won the game all right
yeah fuck it I'm gonna just refer to then GGs watch this watch this Tom Kench
and yeah GGs then you trash okay two vanguard and it's not even stronger it's
a double fucking it's a giga unit also have two removers are right now yeah I
just watch this shit just watch this shit just end the fucking game watch this
G? G? G!
Okay, okay, oh, oh, even trout, and the manamazane.
Oh, okay, I mean, manamazane is fine.
Wait, let me do even trout first.
Oh, yeah, yeah, okay.
How the fuck am I ever killing this shit?
I am just sitting here at 34 HP.
Swain.
Shyvana. Swain. Twitch.
I mean, like, what the fuck does five frost do?
Like, I'm a blaster.
Five frost for who?
Is this even warriored? Is this blastered? Blaster?
I mean, if I'm playing this not for blaster, I might as well just play 5 fucking, probably like, whatever.
Gee.
Hey, where the fuck did-
Oh my, he's- he's 300-
Oh, this guy's gonna win out as well, man.
He's 340 fucking-
Oh, actually, wait, I think this is a one-unit loss.
A loud-
One damage item, Varus, LOL.
Yeah, this is just- this is definitely one damage item. Like, uh, probably- what the fuck are you- oh my lord.
Remover.
A BS sword? I can go double IE, but is that even- I mean I can drag-box someone else, and then it was in IE IE.
No yo, play two, Rumble, Ari, Hecarim.
I'm three arcana, three vanguard, four blaster.
I don't have- oh I didn't buy- oh I didn't buy the fucking, what's it called?
BF, BF, Glove, I mean if I go Crown Guard, like IE, IE plus one, is that even stronger?
Taric? Paired?
I mean, no, it is for sure. That is red buff like some piece of shit.
I don't even, I didn't, I didn't even bother buying the...
Oh my, I just, I, I didn't even buy Shen, man.
Oh my, I'm 8, I'm 8. I'm 20 gold and the 1TK 1...
Okay, honestly, I won the game, don't worry.
My items are way too good.
The chance to be winning from this spot is 100.
This is fucking useless, worthless, worthless.
Vanguard plus 1, worthless.
Barriss, Paired, at high speed.
TK, Paired as well.
Rock on
Bro what the fuck and I'm not going to miss
Remover as real
One I don't even know why upgrade event. I'm not gonna lie the stupid ass way. I mean it's too sort now I
Just put the wrong
Or my item stacked
Or my item stacked or no anyone
No, really. I just missed. Oh, oh, I'll mate. I'll mate
But I lose I lose
Okay, so what's the plan?
I don't like I'm not remaking I don't even have another the thing. So what's the plan?
Ah mate.
You're telling me I have to I eat the the Ezreal?
Do I win this anyway?
I nod, I nod whatever it's fine. If I lose I lose.
Who cares?
I mean I'm gonna risk it for the biscuit to pop off, but then I mean I guess I don't really care if I lose.
No, I do care.
There's Varus or there's that instead of Ari. I guess like if I try you have a cloak I
Fuck it double you drug
It's not even that bad. Like if I lose a round
Hello
Hello, okay. I mean I could swap it later. It's fine
Do I want to make people all I mean there's no way I don't find a replacement
Yeah, I mean if I lose
This is a fucking double IE man, if I didn't get four, sure.
Hello?
Hello?
Can I leave?
You know, if I was two lives going into stage five here, which I probably would be 100% of the time,
why don't I actually win out?
But now I'm eight.
Why don't I have one out?
Like, being two lives, my board's actually good.
Okay, actually, how the fuck do I even kill this guy?
I can't.
Okay, I think I'm dead. I think I'm going eighth.
How do I kill Warwick?
I can't even kill Fiora. I mean, this is not even a double IE dip, but I would have won the last round.
I'm back to three digits. I don't even know why I upgraded the way.
I really need to upgrade Ezreal.
I paid 9 gold to upgrade way.
Probably the worst verse we're on the server then.
I actually upgraded the way. Holy fuck.
That's a minus 9.
I'm 8.
What is this Pico Park?
Is this even fun? I was watching, uh, I was watching some in the morning and, uh, I think
he was watching career and career was playing TFT and he asked to chat if TFT was fun. And
there was not a single person that said yes. There was like two people that said yes out
of like a hundred no's.
Sajj, you set a bad example.
You're the shanks TTV of TFT.
I mean that guy's actually kind of a fucking gigachat.
I mean I'll take it.
The guy's a low key a demon.
Shanks is, yeah, nah, shanks, yeah.
I mean that's what I'm saying.
It's when shanks, in the morning it's
when shanks is against, is with or against Rosa.
And then if it's not that, there's
There's always this fucking Dazzner's guy just sitting there trying to instigate.
And he's like lowkey getting upset and Shaz is just sitting there trying to instigate.
It's actually some good ass content, Dazzner.
I mean that guy's actually a fucking, he's actually kind of good.
I don't know what people dug on Dazzner's.
I mean I've never seen him not drop a nuke.
I'm hurtful username.
Thank you for the stop.
What's his um, what's his uh, I'm pretty sure, like I'd be mind blowing if he's like
some 240 ACS average.
Is he just, like how do I search it, Dazzner?
Who is it?
Oh, what's his username?
Dazzner?
I don't know, I don't know his username, whatever.
I just know he's a fucking demon.
Honestly fuck it, I'm gonna go watch Dazzner's montage, fuck it.
Dazzner's montage.
Does he even have a montage?
Everybody hates Dazzner.
I mean he's kind of a demon. G? G? I mean this is probably giga old but like if you watch him now he's actually like
but he's not even a judge one trick man also the judge is actually kind of hard
like everything I always died to the judge and then I use it and I kill no
one. So I'm starting to think like the judge Loki takes like every clip is just on the judge.
But like his rifle is actually good though. Like his rifle is actually good I don't
I don't know why every clip is just a judge!
Oh!
That guy from what?
It's the fucking music as well!
And he just loads in judge!
I mean, it's not even bad!
Dazzler!
K-30, Surgio or Valorant? I mean, yeah!
I'll take it!
I don't know why I'm so trist.
Jace.
Two.
I'm so trist.
And then I found Rumble, so I got punished right after, and now I'm fucked.
I'm in my wrong hole in Rumble.
Unless I can play...
I'm belt chain tier tier chain player on belt. I don't get it Zanya's
manamazane
Okay, I mean I can also just play I can also just play cast in it with Zanya's Titans plus one
But I would need bow
I mean I did the zonias item is just straight up fucking broken because if you hit zonias plus the thingy
Then you just instantly win the game. Yes, man. You do instantly win the game
GG. And honestly, if I hit little buddies, you can actually play Rise. It's not even
bad. Oh, nice. I killed a nut. Okay. I hit nothing. Am I just committed to this? This
trash? I don't think I would ever play this. I have a lease for next in. Poppy. Zoe. Okay,
I guess I'll just play this, then my opener fucking sucks. Make 10 at least. Pull open.
I can't play the game.
What portal?
Uh, Prismatic Prowler.
You don't even know.
It's fine.
Level up.
I mean, do I want to just, do I even want to open here?
I, I can beat this guy, but I mean, this guy, I, I, I, I beat.
The problem is, I mean, I kind of want to, I lose to everyone and stuff with this
guy.
It's hard to make 20.
I beat the problem is I'm a kind of want to I lose to everyone except for this guy
It's hard to make 20. We run close to units belt chain tier
It's full open
If I fight him, I don't know. I'm gonna be so bored
But I guess I'm scaling three costs bad
There's also a frying pan. It's not good
I could have went Frank Pan and then play towards Scholar plus one and just pray I hit
Emilio and I just went out.
I'm just fishing for what's it called the witch plus one, into witch plus two, into
Unforced.
There's no way I don't find anything.
Okay, the problem is if I fight this guy, I'm eight because I lose my five loss
I mean if I full-sell he's just gonna full-sell. He's not fucking stupid man
Actually, he is a lily on his board and then it looks like this guy might think that I'm playing casted in so I actually can't
Full-sell, but then my stage three is just fucked
Like my stage three is actually fucked. I mean if I do this it looks like I'm playing casted in
I mean, I guess it's fucked regardless man. It actually looks like I'm playing casted in
Yeah, two trash. Oh
Let me fight, let me fight. Yes! Yes!
Okay, GG's then! I'm in a two-unit loss and I keep my five loss.
Allowed. I didn't the entire lobby trying to play towards like some fucking...
I don't even know what he's trying to play.
Well, I'm just casting in two, man. Okay, also
I kinda need what's it called, odds. I need um...
I need a witch plus one odds. Can I get the Zoe back then?
Jinx. A glove. A BF sword. There's no Zoe. So what the fuck's the plan? Like fuck it, I'm not on that, I'm not on that. I'm not fucking rolling.
I mean I have Zanyas. I don't even have Portol. I have nothing.
Okay, also should I... I mean, I'm probably just gonna default for us and I just go...
Who is Zanya? I just... Zanya is the um...
I mean, if I hit Diana, it's Diana, but honestly, Zanya is Olaf even bad.
I feel like it's not even bad. Zanya is Olaf.
Until I fight Diana.
Okay, yeah, but I have no bows. And the entire lobby is playing, uh, what's it called?
Uh, something.
I mean, I guess this kind of helps me, uh, figure out what I want to play.
Okay, it didn't help me for shit.
Honestly, Zephyr and then Olaf just wraps. I probably won't just play Frost here.
And so I don't have a single Frost unit. I have nothing to play.
There's two people playing what's it called?
Mevrus.
If I go Frost plus one, I have...
I don't really want to slam, like, like, Zonia's on that and then Belt, Belt, BFT, or Glove, Frost.
Maybe I get Faun. If I play Faun, I just play towards...
Bungie Zerberus is going pro.
Level up balanced budget. I think he's going fast 10 again.
Oh my...
Let me see what's on Carousel.
Probably we'll just go for unit on Carousel and then I'll just slam around it.
I don't have a single frost unit. Like surely it's not frost.
Okay, you can play witch plus one without...
Like without witch plus two, right? Like six witches playable, right?
Like I'm not fucking stupid. Like it has to be, right?
I mean it fucking better be around like I mean that can't be right
Right. Yeah, there's a six witch comp on meta TFT
I mean I have the eye of poppy to the thing like I mean I feel like it can't be bad
And I was only as on that way. I actually have a game plan. I'm not just dying for free
I feel like frost of this spot is just a guaranteed eight. I
Have to hit Diana on on on eight to go to go fit
Okay, there's fun. Never mind. I'm gonna take one and then I'll just play not sure
Honestly, this might actually be a Ryze game.
Actually, it's probably just a Karma game.
Hey, which? I don't have a single cloak.
Oh, wait, like, it's...
No, man, that game...
I'm 4 Portals?
Okay!
I mean, I guess, I mean, okay, I guess I win the game for free then.
The fuck?
I'm gonna just buy anything.
Gwent 2?
Bro, you could probably put the shit on Fiora too.
It's probably also broken.
It doesn't even fucking matter.
I usually have like a true fucking gigabit item set.
Do I have another...?
Bro, this is like, my board cannot be right.
right should I just roll once man and I forward to it like I might actually just
roll once like what the fuck is this shit how do I have nothing my board is
just so bad I mean I don't really want to roll though like I mean all I know is
my board is just fucking awful I'm a dead as well my board what the fuck I
mean it's probably always chosen I just play towards it doesn't matter I
like you throw the chance to be winning out from the spot is actually
a hundred men I have a fawn I have the fucking sisters just trying to
Zonia's, Tier BF Belt, Glove Chain. I'm about to make my items. 48, Sac 1, 40, Yora, Kata,
Rena, New Trash, 3 Witchcraft, Cassiopeia over this, sure. A Karim, above. A full Red Buff.
I just got a full Red Buff. That's allowed? I mean, actually, is it actually always full Red?
Yeah, it is. Red buff, Shoujin.
Did I even care about Shoujin though?
Because I might actually just go for Tetris Valve.
I'm not gonna buy everything in.
There's warrior crest, four warrior frontline.
I mean, it's not actually good. I mean, it's not bad.
It's better than scholar plus one.
Bro, I refuse to take warrior plus one, man.
Okay, honestly, it's even that bad.
Like, I feel like I can't even be that bad, like whatever.
Fuck it.
What does Nyla look like?
6th warrior
Warrior, TG
for this round, Red buff, I'll just shogun this for now, sure
Actually it's even shogun, it's probably actually Hodge, and also why am I not playing warrior
right?
Okay, honestly it's not even Hodge, like what the fuck am I saying, it's actually
P-Hedges now
What the fuck? I'm not paying for this shit, what the fuck is this trash?
Think I'll mate then. Okay. Also. There's no way it's for warrior actually
Did they even summon?
They didn't even summon I have a Nila and a fucking something on my board. What the fuck where the fuck did these guys even go?
I have a Nila. I mean the colleagues actually low-key fine. Not really, but I all I know is I like did something's not added up here
Also, I don't have a single karma
The Gwen's gone. I mean if I'm six warrior, I don't even want like also being 20%
I mean, I probably will play I mean it's fine like whatever. It's fine
I have I have zero carbide. I have a fucking rise on my board
I'm playing warrior this and then I'm forced to play the stupid ass nasus
But this nasus doesn't even do anything not really it's fucking garbage straight garbage my upbringing this no fuck you
Oh, Morgana, so why am I playing six warrior then belt BF glove belt BF glove belt BF
For preserver for warrior preserver warrior
Okay, I think I won the game then
GG's. Oh, this guy just gave me a Morgana and a Rokkon and I don't even know what he gave me.
All I know is he gave me some good stuff. GG! Not playing this trash,
should fuck out of here. Peace. Okay, if I have a colleague too... Bro, I have a fucking
rise on my board, man. Please! So why the fuck do I have a warrior plus one, man?
I don't know. Don't... No. I don't know.
uh diana plus swing rock on morgana
riso
spoiler
exibium karma
and where the fuck did my gold go?
i also don't even have anti-mr here
anti
let's make sure 26th is fine
i have 20 gold
rock on pair
barto
swing
it just doesn't even do anything
I mean, I'm rolling 40 gold here. I'm Fiora 1, Gwen 1, 26 HP. I'm about to win out. I have truly this fucking, what's his name, Morgana.
And then also I can move items off of Morgana and onto Gwen if I hit Gwen 2. But honestly, I have Vow, but I'm not thinking of going for that. I don't really fuck.
I
Even play a lot through I mean do I want to move items here?
I mean probably I don't have a anti anti the thing. Oh, I'm about on my bench
I mean now I might as well just give it to fucking I might as well as pivot the six warrior then not really
This unit just die instantly
Hello
This shit fucking sucks
Okay, also that has to be better positioning for fuck this even man
Who the fuck right innovating lock it? I should probably be putting it
I mean I can drop this I took warrior plus one
Does anyone know why I?
Have my board
My augment is is forcing me to play a cat arena for what?
Okay, I mean I can also just drop also have a zonius on like a problem
I'd imagine a fucking karma one that's never gonna be upgraded
I should have just zoned out my f***ing Fjord and called it, I have a dead Briar basically.
I'm going to suffer that which is pretty good I guess.
Also I have no anti-MR here.
I don't think those zoned Fjord are good though.
I guess I have an item for Fjord now.
This cannot be right.
Four Preserver, four Warrior.
Naked Briar.
Arcanum plus one on Morg.
I don't have an item for, I mean Arcanum plus one.
I'm sure I'll just take it and I just play some stupid ass hecarim. This is not even good
TK is good, bro. I don't even want to buy combat, probably.
Exillion, I mean this unit does absolutely fucking nothing for my board.
I can go TK, HP whole board. Fuck it.
There we go. There we go, better than karma or no? I don't even know why I put the
I'm actually fucking drooling.
This Hecarim and Ari is even better.
I mean, as ever that, I need my Gwen to somehow reset on the back line.
That's the only way.
Oh, just like that.
And?
Yeah, bye-bye.
Okay, I'm back then.
And then I can get items on Morgana as well, because I don't know why I arc into my Morgana, like what the fuck am I even doing here?
And I'm pretty sure I'm not playing what's it called.
Millio.
I want to make sure this fucker loses its trash ASAP.
I mean, I guess right now it gives it to these two always, or these three.
So I guess it's better to split then.
What the fuck happened to my board?
What the fuck happened? I think I'm eight.
My whole board died in one auto!
I guess I'm sorry guys why the fuck that I even take warrior plus one
Also, I'm pretty sure
I mean warrior plus one's actually fine if I if I didn't find Morgana like it like I
I saw the items Morgana and I'm pretty sure that like this this is true this Morgana if I just if I just had items on
Morgana the entire time and I just committed to Morgana and I don't I don't take warrior plus one
I have a plus one that I can play karma for preserver
Like to warrior and I just put the standard karma board and I just have I have Morgana
with Zonius plus that you just instantly. Bro this Morgana unit is not balanced.
Like, oh my... like I don't even... like bro this Gwen it's not even good. I thought it
was broken because I got my board run over by this shit but this is the second
time in a row I had suspicious trench codes plus Zonius on Gwen and it's not
even good because I think you lose all your stacks and then you just eat.
Like I like I like I hate Gwen too but I should have just kept items on
Morgana and then I just do a carry Gwen with like some random trash like
It doesn't even matter. But then I don't even know why I took warrior plus one. I really don't know
I don't get it
Trench viewers, there's yeah, that's probably also really good
but I didn't hit
Pure until like super late, but I hit one more gone and we're gonna one like I think can I just go straight to nine
probably
Like I don't have to play karma
I think the moment I find Morgana there and now so I was so many fucking pairs
What the fucking means straight to nine? I was one one pure one Morgana one Morgana paired
I'm pretty sure if you go protectors out and zonias on one unit, it has to be, like protectors
are not protectors well.
What is it called?
Like Gwen?
What is it called?
I mean it can't be bad.
3.02?
32% win rate?
That's crazy.
I mean it's not even good, like I mean no it is good, but like two star Gwen?
Is one star more actually better than two star Gwen then?
I don't get it. I don't get it.
Cause like the stats, like I put any for both, but like the thing is Morgana is like a lot less likely to be 2-starred.
I dropped Zillian Milio for Zerath.
Ari? Oh, probably.
Oh wait, yeah, you might as fuck actually.
What am I playing for? Preserver 4?
Who the fuck knows?
He's also broken on Fiora.
Fiora 2.
Oh, it's cause Fiora fucking dashes in the middle and then when it blows up, it just kills the backline for free.
But what if I have Zonias? Like doesn't Zonias actually change it?
Like is like Zonias and Trenchcote?
Let's see, maybe it's good.
Oh, that's not good. I mean, I don't really like splitting.
You had Argonisot plus Warrior, you used Argona on TK... right.
Oh yeah.
Wait, what?
I mean, probably.
I don't know if you're saying like it's incorrect, but yeah.
Why do I never get Vampiric Stepduron? I don't get it.
Also, what the fuck are these items?
Collector from here, from this spot.
Oh fuck it.
Unleash the beast.
Fishbones, unleash the beast.
Chrono plus one.
Fishbones.
Oh fuck it.
Yeah, fuck it.
Trench coat again?
I mean trench coat is actually broken.
Like it's for sure broken.
Should I just slam the fucking redemption on the trench coat?
No?
Okay, also who do I even fishbones?
Like later into the game.
If I have a trench coat, I probably want to play towards like Fiora, Gwen.
What the fuck is this? What is this opener?
Bro, what? I mean it's probably always Morello.
I just play around here and I'll just figure it out. Trench coat.
Maybe I can play like Varus with Fiora. It's probably not even bad.
What's the board? Varus? Like Arcana, Grumble?
This is the most expensive fucking board of all time. What is this shit?
This has to actually be the most expensive board of all time.
Akali, I mean, 3-pyro fucking sucks, and then also Fiora's good.
Oh, wait, should I just play...
Should I just 3-cost Fiora's bitch? What the fuck is this?
I'm loving for sure though.
I'm loving for Swain if I can.
Fishbones.
Cause I can also just go Morello, Fishbones on Varus, call it a day, it's not even bad,
it's basically a worse red buff, which is fine.
This board actually looks kinda good.
Wait, what's wrong with this board? This board actually looks insane!
The fuck?
Akali fucking sucks, man.
I mean, I could have three injured items.
I have two items.
It's artifact anvil.
So I'm going to have Fishbones Morillo on Varus.
I mean, I could also just play anything.
But Fishbones Varus is actually good.
It's just 40 AD.
40 AP.
Is that AS?
Is it 40 AS?
40 AD?
And that's pretty good.
And you don't even have to play Fjord Gwynn,
because you can also just play like Morgana plus Zilly
and then play Bardo instead of Rumble,
and then I don't play Varus.
But if I'm playing Varus, then I mean,
solid. I'll allow it. I'll have a tier. Okay, I'm not gonna play anything I want now. I have a
protector so I'll place the thing. GG. This shit is not balanced. I mean I'm probably just going towards
Morgana. I might just reforge the fish bones later, but it's pretty good right now. So much AD.
So much AS. I'm guaranteed 10 straight. Straight guaranteed. Probably try to hold cog. I probably
We can find a way to play Honey, and just drop this piece of shit for that point.
I have to put something on 6.
It says what is not even bad.
Ego to Raid?
Wait, what?
Okay, I'll just take it to Raid.
Bro, I didn't look at chat for fucking 10 seconds, man!
I mean, I like whatever, man.
Since Mr. Shenshiko protects his value, you actually can't fuck this one up.
This shit is not balanced.
You could probably put this on Fiora and Average is in the twos.
You could put this on fucking Frontline Seraphine, Average in the twos.
Shit is just...
Okay, wait.
I also look strong as fuck. What's going on over here? Oh no. Oh no. Oh wait. Yeah you
trash. Yeah you trash. Holy fuck this guy is so strong. You know what the tuber is? You
hold the Wukong pair, somehow hit spin to win. So this is just a trench coat. On spin
to win Wukong you just one bullet the entire fucking board. This valve BT, good enough.
It's a 0 gold Krugs.
It's a Tom Kench.
Is Tom Kench even better than Blitzcrank?
This fucker is so bad with the trench coat, but I would move items to Swain.
Honestly, not really.
It's not actually good.
I have like true gigabits on Gwen and the other dude.
What is this guy even playing?
I'm not a placebo.
It's a 0 gold Krugs.
I mean, item collector 1 when I'm up 2 items, like how bad is that?
Is mentorship better?
I gained like let's say like 50 health and like 5 like 20 like 20 like 30 health and like 5
And a 1080 1080p. That's not even bad. It's a zero gold cross on me
I'm full streaking. I made every econ interval and I'm still broke
How is this even allowed even try protectors now runans gold collector?
How does that 50 gold? Oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yes
Skategoat.
Ginsu Zanya's a patient study, tiny titans, he has a Varus already, I don't even know.
Shoujin, Bo, Triforce, Adaptive, what is that guy even playing?
Rise player, Ginsu Zanya's, Varus, but these fucking Blitzcranks, it's actually so fucking
broken.
Try to hold Conkbear actually, Blee, Vanguard, Varus with Bo, Gwen with Bo, oh my, oh.
He just got a Varus.
I have a bow.
I mean, I don't even want to play towards Varus anymore.
I, the gloves got, oh great, what's left for me?
Nothing.
I got three chain vests.
Oh my, suspicious trench coat.
I can level for four Vanguard.
I can level for, I'm just gonna level for Vanguard.
Probably just give up on this.
It doesn't even work.
How come sometimes it works
if something doesn't work?
I guess this is the previous combat I didn't have in Warcraft 3 or something.
I don't really want to report to the chain though.
But this isn't that good because a lot of times it doesn't even cast before it blows up.
I think it's not even frontline by the way.
I'm stacking 2 and I'm probably just going to play towards Karma.
Karma.
Fishbones on stupid ass Olaf or Fiora, like who the fuck cares.
Probably just put these items on Morgana if I find Morgana.
I can put these items on Gwen if I hit Gwen too.
If I hit Varus too, I'll probably just play Moralo Fishbone's Ark of the Varus.
Okay.
I mean from this spot, it's actually unbought for a wool.
It was a zero gold Krugs and I have no econ augment, but it's fine because I think I tend
to street.
But if I did a tend to street here, am I not eight?
I mean I'm TK pair already paired.
Oh my, ah, meh, da, meh, da, ah, meh, da, meh, da, meh, da, meh, da, meh, da,
Reaver Movers, Bow, Protectors Vow, Spark, Bow, Last Whisperer, Auri too.
I'll buy this for next round.
Catah, another Protectors Vow.
I am gonna wait.
I'm gonna wait one.
Cause if I get, if I hit like a single Varus, I probably will just play Last Whisperer
and Morello Fishbones.
I'm TK Paired, Auri too.
Except I mean this guy's various as well and he's double econ this guy's also very so maybe it's just never various
But this is also various
Like three various players already
So I can probably just reforge the chain
I'm gonna report to chain person so I guess
rod
glove
here
81
40 to level winter is coming big grab back my door's items eventually fallen. I mean, it's probably fine in this
You know, items are fine.
Hunting Frenzy, Magic Wand, Camille, Ryze, Shen.
I have so much bullshit on my board, it's fucking illegal.
I have too much bullshit.
Bow, tier, rod, glove.
Okay, I'm pretty sure I just play Ryze.
Yeah, Ryzo.
Also, I'm pretty sure this is broken with the thing as well.
I mean, I'm about to spike, it's fine.
Yeah, whatever the fuck it is.
Like Rumble 2 is Rumble 2.
Another Camille, a Hecarim, TK, Hecarim, this.
I don't have, I'm not trying to play fucking Ryze on my board.
Xillian, Shen, Ryze.
Who the fuck do I even put this on?
This piece of shit?
Is this good?
I mean, I fucking hope so, or I'm 8.
This guy has Varus 2.
Hello?
Ho, ho, what?
Okay, I'm 8.
TK2, Varus 2.
I have Zero Gwyn.
Okay, I mean I got my first one shoujin jg morillo, and then I put I put these when items on on this and then I just drop
Shoujin jg. I mean I have to play karma this game. I just sell sell sell
Fiora not even sure why I'm even playing fucking ari in this trash on my board
great
I'm not I'm not I'm gonna this trash. I didn't buy I didn't even buy the karma. I didn't buy the karma
Mate I'm eight. This is like also has very soon. How?
I made I'm gonna play all off with fishbones. That's a thing
You're a pair
Okay, it's my board even that bad I didn't even buy the karma I can move I can move items off of
Because I stretch good on on pure is actually good
fishbone trench coat plus one
That actually did though. Oh, yeah, I think someone I made it. I mean, okay. I've seen worse
Oh Diana was on us. What sign is starting man up?
Because I can actually go like protectors vow
Fuck the fuck for preserver random this
Yeah
I'm getting another remover so I can kind of just wait. I also don't really care about
Like these two are also dead. I can just play this plus like you look fuck this unit
But I might as well roll with these odds
See if I hit one two
I mean all I know is I can actually win out this game
Because I have increased like four Voss odds or whatever five Voss odds just wait. Okay, just wait one second
Yeah, fuck it BT. Yeah, fuck it BT
B
T trench coat over here protectors vow
Sparko on something and then JG GGs. I didn't put my spark. Okay. I mean this is looking good. I mean it's looking really good
I'm back
And I just want you to know I've enhanced odds
Okay, Morgana fuck out of here. I mean I can move the items off, but it's like it's like okay
Like I probably like this is the thing. I okay the thing is I think this is so broken
That it's actually better. Yeah, fuck it like this is why I looked at earlier earlier like fuck it
I just swap
Like it's already better. I like that. I have like the fucking three on Wombo combo
Yes, no, okay one more fight of Fiora if you're doesn't what doesn't pop up this fight. I'll swap
Yeah, I mean would I have one with items on Morgana cuz I don't I don't have a I
Mean isn't that unlucky cuz I mean I got zanyas
You lost for Zanya chill. That's what I'm saying. I would have to agree GG. It died instantly
Monka we're gonna paired. I mean I've increased odds like fucking what about GA instead of fish bones
Okay, I mean I I'm just saying I've increased five plus odds. That's all I'm gonna say
I know I have double morale, but who the fuck cares I I have I have increased five cost odds
I'm basically level 8.5 here, and I'm rolling 20 fucking gold G G
G I mean I rather I rather roll with charm odds
still two eyes I
Could also I could also go like like protectors on and then no
Avenger the fallen okay
watch this
This this stupid ash of honor is just dumps ring my entire board
Bro, I think this guy also has Zondas, man.
Oh yeah, I have a dragon.
Oh, nice.
Okay, stand.
Fuck you.
Okay.
Rock on.
Paired.
I'm just saying.
Burn, 30 percent.
Like, is this actually good?
Is this five gold worth?
Does anyone know the stats on this?
30 percent mass health damage to four enemies.
Five gold for this shit.
Highest win rate in stage five?
Really?
Okay.
GG's done. I will be buying that. Okay. Thank you. But you didn't lie to me, right?
Nope. Talked out of my ass. Bro, like, okay, it can't be the highest win rate, man. There's a dragon in tremors and
Actually, I don't even know if there's tremors
Great. I mean, it's fine. It doesn't matter. It's what I like to call fake news
Yeah, Milio 2 don't don't fucking care making 20 rolling 30 gold on 8.5 odds
And let me commit one of my removers now
Because I can actually just move items. I mean the stats on fuel are actually better than Gwen
I just played on Gwen and shit fucking sucked
See if I hit Morgana 2 if I hit Morgana 2, I'll just swap over and I just went out for three protectors house spark
Plus this thing
Miss Millio 2 this fucking stupid ass game. I'm getting fucking pissed. All right, GA
Yeah, fuck it GA
But now I can't I'm not gonna be able to swap. I mean, I'm not gonna fucking survive around to see it
yeah whatever you got a boss okay wait I should move out of here
sorry you trash is that one fuck I'm not okay in this trash no Morgana to who
do I fish bones 40 a s it's not even that bad 40 s GD's what happened to my
board my board is gone instantly I think I'm me oh I'm not even in queue
oh thanks buddy oh thanks Robin we made the middle of the 15 by Saturday night
Bro, I said by Thursday.
By sat- How can you climb 600LP in 12 hours?
That's possible?
You have to be- You have to be straight up smurfing in bronze.
What is, um...
What is Pico Parkabout?
Is that game fun?
Messing with friends.
Okay.
Okay, can Poppy solo?
I'm scared for what, man? I couldn't make 10.
I'm pretty sure Poppy can solo. There's no way you can't, right?
Like, soloing 1-3, that's just embarrassing.
Anyone can solo one three minus one. I'll make it. I get to hold the zig spare. Nice.
Cauterize.
Spider Queen. Cauterize.
Chrono crest pumping up. You have my bow. Yeah, fucking you have my bow and I just play Kalista.
I mean it's not even bad if there's no Kalista players because if I take Chrono from this spot
my items are fucking bow rod of love. What the fuck is the game plan?
Honestly fucking pumping up into Kalista. Is it even bad?
Is you have my bow better or or pumping up? I'm sensing pumping up at least I can scale fucking like I already I already have one
Gensu it's already good enough
And I think with pumping up I don't I don't need two ginsu's right like surely not I
Mean doesn't isn't it actually better to have pumping up with more ginsu or no?
Let me first see what oh, it's actually negative Delta the fuck. Oh, okay. I was the other one you have my bow
oh okay and let me let me add pumping up as the biggest fake news it's I mean
barely plus delta and then I mean I have a glove so I'm gonna be making the last
whisper okay it's fine it's not even that bad because if you take away pumping
up I think it's just like way better I think Calista from this spot is just
a guaranteed top two because I'm not even open my force gonna be pretty
decent okay a one-cost champion you have concerns into two-cost lilia as well
morta kaiser crono new new let's drink trash when morta kaiser and I just play
eldritch next turn high voltage double spark shoujin ie go glove bearish
player bearish player zap attack rune ans I think I'm uncontested Calista
Molten Caramel. I'm uncontested Calista. I have no econ augment. It's not even a problem
I'm uncontested Calista. I'm out of this fortuit with pumping up. I'm gonna hit avenge the fallen Nets into martyr
Actually, no no no no no avenge the fallen into immovable object or or or or that other thing
Holy shit. I think I won the game
Bo was last pick as well the fuck
Avenge the fallen into immovable object or giant in mighty
GG! Second pick, but yeah. I mean I'm making 20 here, my econ's not even
sheet. Jax, cast it in. Fuck it, it's actually a huge upgrade though. But then
I'm making 10 instead of 20. Do I beat this guy anyway? I don't think so. This double
spark is better, just shit on my entire board. I mean I pretty sure I beat this
guy, and I beat this guy for sure. Jax. Do I even want to sell Ash? It's not
I could make 30 anyway. Actually, I don't even know if I can beat the size of this guy's
board. The thing is, this Ash is going to be my board for the next decade, and so is
the casting and I can't make it on. Also, I think I leveled and I lost. I just broke
20 for what? I don't know, whatever. I'm just going to run up here. This board is
just like, what the fuck's going on? Also, there's two Varus players. That means
I'm guaranteed to hit Clista 2. Alright, I won the game. Missed Shast3. Okay,
I think I won the game. Katarina. I don't even know if I can beat this.
double spark
i have to kill it like now
like now
my ash is already one HP man
oh my like what the fuck is this
what am i going to cast it into my lane
lose lose win lose lose
i don't know this ok
it's fine i'm scaling
ginsu last whisper
i don't know if this is an econ opener or what
it has to be, it's a big boss champion
yeah gargoyle
Uh, that's fine. Not really. I mean, no, it's fine.
And... oh, Gargoyle in the trash.
Wait, I think it was a zero gold Krugs!
Oh!
Hello?
Hello?
It's a zero gold Krugs.
It's a zero gold Krugs. I'm a...
I'm so bored.
My items are insane, though.
Gargoyle, half redemption.
Gensu, last whisperer.
Also, I don't think I'm contested.
No, he has a Varus as well.
Molten Caramel, Zap, Attack, Brunands, Varus, Varus, not sure.
Uh, I- low-key, I don't even need an econ augment because these Varus put his
don't even hold rock on. Like a bench to the fall in, a movable object, giant and mighty.
And the fucking game. I mean restart mission basically isn't econ augment,
except not really my- isn't my board actually good? I mean it's not this,
Oh, Partial Ascension is fine.
Item Collector? No, not that.
Item Grab Bag?
Partial Ascension?
Ash? Can I even level here?
Crow? No.
I mean, Shear Shifter does absolutely nothing.
I don't, I don't, okay, I guess I'll just even do nothing.
Holy fuck!
Not being this guy, not being this guy.
Who am I beating?
I mean, this guy's the weakest of the three, but this guy's not even weak.
He's rough.
Oh my.
This is not looking good for me.
Did you see the three people in my pool?
What is even going on?
Right now it's actually pretty cheap to level.
I probably will level here.
Oh, he restarted mission and he bought the thing.
Oh no, no, no, he made it, he made it.
Oh my God, his board.
Okay, now I'm playing Zap Attack.
Okay.
Not sure what the game plan is here.
Zap Attack, Blitzcrank 3.
But the news is he doesn't have a,
he's not even close to 6-3,
and if he's not close to 6-3,
it's not actually good.
I almost won.
Look at my gold.
I'm not first pick, anyone?
Buddy?
Bro, JG King please man, I need it or I'm eight.
Oh, oh thanks buddy.
Okay, it's not actually good man.
Like the thing is, like what, like, I mean,
I don't know what I'm supposed to do with Glove.
I really don't.
What the fuck am I supposed to do with Glove?
Nothing.
All right, they're even better to move
and I don't have a thing.
Don't think I'm killing a single unit here either.
Okay, oh, what the fuck?
There's a Varus.
Okay, now I'm fighting restart mission presurer.
Plus one, he has a Gwen Shen too.
Oh my God.
My target's done is actually good though.
Like am I actually supposed to take
fucking restart mission here?
Like isn't my board actually fine?
Like there's no way this board
just doesn't kill a single fucking unit.
Like I loaded into fucking Exodia boards
back to back to back to back.
Also buddy, can you stop holding my Calista please?
Or I'm fucked!
Where is he?
Hello?
Okay, 6 gold.
That's pretty good I guess.
Some 3 gold, as you like.
I mean some gold.
And some gold.
Maybe I'm not 8 then.
Casting in 2.
Casting explosion.
I'll buy this one next round.
It's actually good.
I'm only investing 2 gold.
I'll have BT or Shorjin.
And then Glove is half Glove.
BT I guess.
Shorjin, i.e. I.E.
Munkra.
I'm not gonna do that 4.
I'm pretty 4.
I'm only lowing like 40. 40 on 4-2. Unified balance budget. I mean, unified is actually kind of good though.
Like really good. I... like this is so fucking slow, man. I'm gonna fuck it.
I'm gonna just leave one copy and I'm forced. Okay. Holy fuck, how is he almost dead? What even
happened? I mean, I can't pay for this. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be dead before the game even starts.
Okay. Varus player, Varus paired. Bro how is it that I didn't expect to ever hit Rumble here?
I mean there's zero of my stuff gone. I'm just saying. I'm about to roll and I like I post.
Oh, I'm just saying every single one of these fighters are the biggest unified dip.
I think I still I mean I lost for sure actually my whole board is already gone.
But I mean it's fine. What's my HP? 23? And watch this. 30 gold? Every single
versus out of the pool? Every single TK is out of the pool? And here comes the TP.
I mean there's there's a rock on with the thing. There's a fucking spat. I
someone's about to get something but I mean whatever there's a rock on. I
have to take rock on. I was gonna go BD but I'm not gonna go fucking BD.
All right, and here it comes. I mean rock on two is it's harder to find I think
Is it that even true?
Yeah, yeah, okay GGs then rock on two
No, I'm gonna roll total charm. No, I find one. I'm gonna fucking send it to zero GGs unstable treasure chest
Where's the?
Where's the item? Oh
Oh, oh, oh. I was gonna TG it. Honestly, it's TG this one, but I don't remember it later.
Crystal 1. Is my board stable with Triple Combat? Rock on 2. Crystal 1. Am I done rolling here?
I just tried to fucking somehow scam at 9. I mean, I'm extended on 5-1. 30 HP, I'm down.
I'm gonna be rolling to a charm. I'm trying to close, so I'm sending it to 0. Milio as well.
Diana paired.
One roll, GGs. One roll, GGs.
I mean, even if I hit Diana 2, I won't even play it.
Okay.
Not a single Clisagon.
It's impossible to miss.
It's actually impossible to miss.
And also, what's it called? It's actually a big upgrade.
Katarina too.
I'm actually gonna hold.
Temporary emblem.
Gigi!
When the fuck did I get frying pan?
Is 7 fairy better than...
Huh?
I was just gonna I was just gonna play seven fairy man. Oh my is uh is seven fairy actually worse
Because I gained a second crown and then I like I like it from this spot like is it actually worse?
Yeah, okay GGs, then I don't have a comment on this channel. Is this tremors or is this similar trash?
Oh my like come on please
Not one life
Seven Fairy Diff, L-O-O-O-O-L!
Yeah, okay, buddy.
The Seven Fairy fucking sucks, man. It's a Tristana and a piece of shit.
Okay, I mean, bro, like, I should have just rolled for combat there.
Like, any combat, I mean, I would have won that round.
And now I'm 8.
Also, I don't have a Milio, but I mean, I can't roll now. Like, what the fuck am I rolling for?
For just Milio?
Also, does she probably just be front-mind? I don't know why it's not.
I'm fighting, uh...
Oh, munkard, this is not looking good for me.
He's getting 300 in resets.
There's no way I can sustain this.
I got aftershocked. That's pretty good, I guess.
But I'm pretty sure I can't sustain.
I can't.
I went 8!
Uncontested Callista bought 2.
I'll mate.
Hello?
I got outplayed by Rumble3.
Aw, man, he's winning games again.
What the fuck is this?
What is this? 4-4-1-1-1-2? This is the worst. Epoch. Partial Ascension. Combat Bandages.
How capped is this board? He's level 10. I think he's 4 Preserver. 2 Arcana. 5 Fairy.
Camille to more to
What the fuck is this I think he plays better when he has your stream on the second monitor hate watching oh
He didn't play these on stream. Okay
Can this Q pop?
I'm getting impatient
How has vitality not sued you for defamation tarnishing
their rep is press been doing
well
Or no, I what about press of it, man? I
Was just higher up even him a bit TT everyone no press of it is good relax
Soju the fact that you went out of your way to capitalize the s. That's actually insane
That's just actually insane
Can this cube pop I'm getting impatient. What time is it?
Bro, it's already midnight
When does uh, when does world start who's even playing today worlds schedule?
Bro, I'm trying to watch some good teams play.
100 ds at 11 versus fucking Soft Bank Hawks.
Who the fuck?
Oh wait, this is a Korean team?
Fucking Munkah.
Are these guys good?
Oh, they have like two Japanese players and three Korean players.
Is the team with Maple good?
Is it PSG?
PSG Talon or whatever the fuck?
Are they good?
They are terrible.
Oh really?
Oh.
I feel like watching this Maple guy play Akali, bro, I don't even know what you're supposed to do against it.
This guy is like, he actually plays lane fucking perfect.
You are a quid of PFT.
Bro, you went 2 and 15, you got solo killed 4 times in 6 minutes.
Explain that to me.
I'm just sitting there doing my 4th camp.
First blood.
TP back to lane.
Dead again.
Didn't even say that. What? I got framed.
Oh.
Oh, my bad. Sorry. I mean, I mean, okay, okay, but I mean did it does it change anything?
I mean, bro, you died four times in five minutes. It's the K3 soju special the BRNR special
Get a dive top TP die again walk top die again, and I'm just sitting there like all right. Can we just go next game, please?
I mean, yeah, it's okay
I'm kind of down to try this warrior preserver with not today fuck it
Yeah, fuck a war with game. I don't even know if this even does anything.
The fuck is going on over here!
Miss Shyvana too.
Okay, also is Vanguard even better than- than what's it called?
I mean, I kind of want the G.A. Spark on this though. Seems actually good.
One?
Actually, is this even better? I- I feel like I have no damage.
Yeah, whatever fuck it. Fuck dragon, like the anti-hill for who man?
Okay, so what's the board? It got one shot. It aggro toggled onto the shiv and then...
Okay, it's... Bro, I took this to fucking streak mid game. Where's the streak?
Where's the streak? Ari? Hecarim?
Zilean? Bardo? Bro, you're telling me I'm not gonna pre-level and I don't make Econ.
I mean, I can't sell this. My entire stage 3 is just already 8. This can not be right. Something is not adding up.
All I know is it's Vanguard for sure though.
I mean I need to make Econ for sure.
I mean I guess I don't have to because like my next let in is actually kind of strong.
I just don't play Vanguard and I play Frost plus Dragon plus...
I mean I'm like actually a surgeon.
Actually, did I win this round?
Okay I won this round, yeah fuck it.
I'll make 10 this round, it's fine.
Okay anyways, bro I paid one gold on 2-1 and now my game is so hard.
I paid one gold on 2-1 and I lost the round.
That's allowed?
There's a spat?
Okay well I have to do this.
okay what's the board and then it's Gwen Fuora pair TK Gwen Fuora TK one two
three four five six seven and then Zarath or or or like like preservers
okay okay Bardo Akali Ari I didn't is this stronger
The thing is, I'm blue buffing my, alright, blue buff GA, Spark on Glen, I have no healing.
Bardo, Zilean, is so expensive for no reason.
Poppy or Morg?
Oh, oh, Poppy's good!
Oh, you're just like Poppy for, oh, it's just cheapest fuck.
Poppy?
I mean, it's Bastion and Witchcraft.
Like, that's not even bad.
I mean, GA Hecarim is actually a decent amount of damage over the stupid ass Shyvana,
and I can play Final Ward with it.
I lose all dragon for now, but it's fine.
Okay, I have a question.
If I have this, and I have GA, blue buff, spark, right?
Like, doesn't Gwen kinda want healing? Like, 10% is not enough.
But I feel like I can't replace, like, GA is good, because it's GA, and then
I can't replace blue buff, because blue buff is trubus.
And then I can't replace, I mean, I guess I just spark someone else.
Okay, I'll just spark someone else. Okay, never mind.
Alright, sorry.
GA, blue buff, healing.
I mean, bro, I don't have enough items, man. I also need fewer items when I need it.
Bardo, Hui, bro, it's so expensive, man. Like, I'm not trying to go 8 for free.
It's like, it's stronger by like, by like fucking, I might win an extra like 1 fight in 10 fights,
and I'm paying 3,000 gold for it. That's allowed.
Vogue cloak. Half BT. I mean, I guess I already made, I'm already at 40 gold.
I don't even know, I mean, it's stronger for sure.
I guess I have to hold this.
I'm just going to lose this round and I lose my streak.
I'm just going to quit the game.
I'm carrying a fucking whey.
Absolutely wonderful.
I'm going to see if I can come back.
I'm going to see if I can come back.
Why am I so poor?
I don't get it.
Blue buff, red buff, 40 gold.
I paid a gold for a charm and I still lost.
Oh my god, I'm just 80 to man.
Frost plus one GA spark GA
Support golem. I mean support golem. It has to be true fucking business calm
It doesn't want to venture falling falling down. Oh, like you know, like oh robert rejuvenation
Okay, bro. There's no way robert rejuvenation is better than fucking support golem. Like there's just no fucking way
Okay, like now do I win the game
Okay, now do I win the game? Like I mean I fucking hope so I can't even level here. I'm so poor
I mean banshee's veil on on Fiora and Gwen
And I'm about to just go full press of it mode. I have g8 BT
On Fiora and I have GA spark blue. I
Think they'll see what you need to get. I mean at least I'm making 50. That's okay. It's my board cheap
It's pretty cheap because I don't have the upgrade. I mean honestly these upgrades aren't even like meaningless though
I mean Poppy won. I mean that's one gold. That's pretty good. That's cheap as fuck. It's so cheap to level
I'm just saying, I mean hackr1, hackr2, no diff, I just need to find one hackr1 eventually.
I probably would upgrade TK for sure, if I don't find Poppy it's fine I can play a random
ass rock on.
I'm definitely not upgrading Bardo, Zilean I probably would upgrade, it's actually
kind of good.
It's not on my side.
It's just not on my side, and now I'll mate.
Why Arcana and not Karma?
Oh I don't know.
That's a great question. I mean, I don't know. I mean, the stats say it's good, but, and then you just pair TK. I mean, I haven't played it yet. I kind of want to try it.
Okay, GA, BT, GA, Blue buff, Spark, Banshee's Veil, and also because HP, lots of sort of Starax, BT, 50 gold. What doesn't kill you? I don't know if I'm seeing a single Fiora.
He also has a Gwen, but also I don't think I'm going to see a single Fiora this entire fucking game.
Oh god, I'm 8.
What are you giving me?
I think I'm Poppy.
I lost to 300 fucking Millio one.
I mean the good news, I'm not even that poor anymore.
I've been making 50 every turn.
And also the good news is my items are like,
if I do hit, I feel like I'm going to win even with one star.
Oh my.
Blaster plus one.
Verus.
Blaster for IE, IE.
How many units am I killing here? Zero I think.
Oh, oh, one. Oh. Not bad. Bro, like this, these items are just, I don't know how you're
supposed to fucking, okay, yeah me. I, like it has to be like Ziggs 2 or something.
Red buff? Who am I red buffing in this comp? Someone? I mean I can also go, what's it
called? I mean, for Tetris Vow and I play around Belt, Starax. Red buff for Tetris
bow and I just play for strax I mean I've seen worse the rolling fucking nothing
no one's ever in no borrow to Gwen fiora fiora tk g a okay g a oh oh fuck g a
A, B, T, G, A, B, T, G, A, blue buff, red, glove, glove, belt.
This is my board.
Is this good?
I mean, I actually hit everything.
Let me just get, let me get rid of the Diana though.
Like this Diana is not doing anything.
Oh, oh, also I just, glove, belt.
Okay, okay, sorry.
Look, I don't even know why I bought Diana, man.
Like, why the fuck it?
I, I just, I don't hit on anything.
Okay, see you.
I don't understand why I wouldn't play I don't even have heck of a room. This is my board
Have Starax
How bad is it?
Isn't this just karma?
But worse I'm like sitting here forcing myself to play Arcana
Okay, I mean is my board actually good not really I I mean I found a heck of a rim
Fuck fuck the puppy you found a Morgana fuck this unit. I mean is my board actually good now. I
I mean, but that's like, you know, I was not expecting like there's no way I'm expecting to hit this
I feel like I roll nothing and I just hit this much. I should have hit nothing or I roll nothing and I hit this much like
But but either way
I mean, maybe it's better than the karma board or the fewer board
I mean
The stats say it's a low three, but if you were to put the stats of like a default karma board
Isn't it also a three or no?
why are gonna tk because I mean I was told it's our gonna take a way is it
not our gonna tk I feel like it is okay I want to move the verb up to hurry I
mean I high-rolled so fucking hard but I mean like brother this is not like don't
worry man I'm not stupid there's no way I'm playing my my early game around the
GA spark fucking like my game plan can't be to play mid game around warwick
with fucking GA spark don't worry not stupid holy fuck this one is a
the street of giga demon how am I high-rolling this hard if I had like two
lives I'm pretty sure I actually could have won this game not really but I
would have died like I for sure with top four I think my board is actually
insane it's just out of one life so I'm gonna fight some high-roller on me yeah
but I mean that's my fault like I don't even know I'm holding that it's
not even worth sparking anyone else I think I I can't just roll for just
TK man he's not a city probably not a single TK left in the pool I mean
actually is.
High arc and the champion gains.
I don't have to roll with farm anyway.
Should I just go another GA?
Sterak's front line?
Another GA?
For a tax feed on Zillian?
Okay, sure.
I should probably move item sorry though.
Holy fuck this win.
Also, I think this match was really bad for me because he's spin to win.
Was he Wukong 3?
Oh, what the fuck?
He was Wukong 3.
I think I'm about to win out low key, bro. You are going eight calm down. Oh
Oh
Am I going eight then?
Look at my Gwen. What the fuck is this? Okay? Oh
Monk off. Oh
We got zillion bond. Yeah, you oh
Bro, it was a bench to fall in pump it up item collector and I beat it
Wait, I think I'm actually about to win out. I mean three of them one three of them
whatever the fuck, rock on, charm, burn, two stars, two star.
I mean, I might as well buy something.
I, I, bro, like if I were two lives and I can like greet some intervals
of no econ or like greet some intervals of like no combat charm.
And then, and then maybe I can make it to nine and I go nine for Diana, too.
Don't I actually win this game?
I mean, this is probably maybe it's just when you make blue buff,
you just always blue buff one because this I've never seen
Gwen do this much damage as Morgana has IE.
It's not actually good.
I don't even mind carrying this stupid ass arty.
It's not bad.
It's actually not bad.
Loki.
G.A.
Shoujin.
Red.
I have Trubus arty.
Gigi.
How much do I get per?
I can move by Mr. Bardo too.
This matchup is hard as fuck.
I should just sit like this, man.
I can go for a trimestran.
But this one is a fucking genius.
Nevermind.
Ami.
Nevermind.
Never mind. I'm already did 3.1. It's not even bad. It's a good at cleaning up low key
Like Bard Bard is stronger though, right?
Like it like it if I if I have the thing I need a roll combat
GG's
Miss Morgana to I mean whatever. Okay, like really good TK side. He doesn't have a unit here
So it always hits here. Oh wait, is it 50 50? No, it's always here. It has to be it's not here. Okay, I
Banshee's veil as well
My fur is just like one got one shot. I'm eight. Oh
Oh wait, never mind. Yeah you trash buddy. Yeah, we're gonna. Oh wait
No, please was like no no please, please please on me. I mean like the thing is I played this from the
Absolute worst spot of all time like I don't think you understand if I didn't play this from the worst spot of all time
time like isn't it actually fine oh you need fuel in the middle but like didn't
the Gwen in the middle seem like really fucking broken as well I don't know what
the fuck was going on but it was like dashing like it was straight into the
like their backline instantly like imagine I had this game with like blue
buffs like ziggs to blitz to and I actually had some fucking HP in my back
items in therapy win the game I mean yeah agree okay but like the thing is
When you roll for this board, if you miss, why don't you just play Karma?
Because Karma can also just cap around Zerath anyway.
Like, isn't it way more fluid to just play Karma?
And if it happens, like, I mean, you could play Ark on a Karma already.
I'm off the bed.
Thanks for the good chuckle.
Because if you go like Karma, Zerath, Karma, Tom, Kench, Zerath, like what is it average?
Baseline is 3.84, but if I go like Gwen Fuora
3.69 it's like the same 22% or so when I'm so worried. Okay. Sorry guys
All right, just like in front of what am I even doing man? I took it. I don't even know what I took a what the fuck
Not today
Zero synergy Shyvana
Warwick to with spark no Vanguard no frost Gigi time to streak guys
what
Yeah, that's embarrassing. When Michael says that's embarrassing, that's really embarrassing. Holy fuck.
Also, it might have been pronouncing your name right?
Micael? Michael?
Micael? Michael? Michael? Micael? Michael?
Bro, that did not help at all man. Michael? Oh, I mean no one calls me, I mean Michael.
Michael. I mean Preston calls me Michael.
Michael. Michael. Michael in English. So it's Michael. Like yes or no? Michael. Yes. Oh,
Michael. Alright, this is the game. Alright, I should play the game. Like what the fuck
am I even doing, man? This is a really good shot. It's actually an unbufferable club
with this opener, but I feel like everyone just plays so much better than I'm just
able to. Yeah, fuck it. Learning to spell already. Fuck it. I mean, I don't want
any of these though. I can also play Casio Pia maybe. Like Lilia, Poppy, but I don't have
a single what's it called. I mean a Glove Belt Chain. I don't even want to play towards
Varus. Oh it's pretty sharp. Two thanky. He's Warwick Q, Warwick One, Munkah. I mean
real puns are actually pretty good. Are they way better in what's it called? I
I just had a fucking scam. Holy shit.
Oh wait? Okay, Seraphine 3, Poppy 3, Lillia 3, then what?
Oh, it's like Galio, Soraka, Rumble.
Oh, okay. What is it again?
It's like Seraphine, Soraka, and then I- when the fuck- how do I get Fairy in?
I can't. Like three fairy, two mage, and then I level to five for- I might as well play this in this unit, it's actually good as full.
Maybe I just don't play Poppy. Okay, I mean, I should reroll something though.
But also, like, if I'm rerolling for all these three stars, I'm pretty sure I should be trying to play Arcan on my board.
Actually, I guess I have learning to spell. And I wouldn't play this comp without learning to spell.
Oh, that's a Merlo this early is even good.
I feel like Nashor's due on Seraphine's kinda good, like really good.
Tristana?
For what?
Blaster?
Why not just play Katarina?
I'd rather go...
Okay.
Don't you dare say that it's Merlo bad?
Wait, what?
It has to be good.
Like, wait, what?
AoE mage?
Holy fuck.
It's okay.
It's Castfest.
Like, I'm actually kinda down to roll once, because I can just sell like, I don't
I don't even care about this piece of shit.
I... I... I can't.
I don't really care about Rumble though.
It's probably Fairy before...
I mean, sugar's not even bad though.
Wait, also, what does this work with weight?
It's Cast Fest. There's no way I miss Assembly.
I'll find that Assembly eventually,
and instead of just sitting there trying to min-max it,
I'm just gonna fucking pick up the shit.
Agreed.
Poppy, Lilia, Seraphine, Soraka, Mage, and then Berry on 6.
And then there's like, whatever... Rumble, Vhagar, Lilia, Kata, double Soraka, the fuck.
Another Vhagar... Like fuck, I go Vhagar 3 eventually as well.
One roll. GGs. Honestly.
Like, what's better on 5? Mage, right? It's for sure Mage on 5.
Wait, did I? Oh, no.
Major on five. Yeah, okay. Oh nice. This guy's re-rolling with me. That's pretty good
Nice getting some stacks not even bad. GG
too basking on
Pandora's Bench
Bro, it's so slow. I mean, I'm not taking Pandora's items, but I was running in pads
Pandora's Bench
Holding remover of Role Rejuvenation Pandora's Bench
GG
Great, I mean I might as well roll I'm not even rolling which arm though, and then if I don't I'm not even rolling which arm
It's the problem any four costs I play like Gwen maybe
I don't want to lose econ
Who's he gone for what?
You can't even play it until level like 30
240
Okay, oh honestly doesn't this one actually look good. I'm pretty sure
When I hit three star everything these boards are just gonna straight up get one shot
learning to spell also I'm pretty sure the cab is just 5 mage if I'm playing
Serpent 3 Seraka 3 let me go see what the mages look like do they look good
Nami Yumi I will allow it Nami Yumi plus Fairy Milio I didn't I didn't buy
oops what there's a Vex I mean they are what the fuck is this man
Gallio's not even good. GG. I am what the fuck is this?
Okay, should I just give up on my?
What the fuck hello, bro, I think I won out for fuck the uh
Honestly fuck the sir. No. No
Yeah, fuck the poppy three for now
One roll. All right, fuck the poppy three for now. It's fine. This unit is not that good
Like if I if I hit poppy three, I hit poppy three like whatever
Okay, I need tier or I'm eight
I also wouldn't mind Spark. I mean I feel like Shiv is better. Actually do I even want that?
I feel like Bo, and that's way Tear's better than Bo.
Because if I get another Bo, then I don't know what to do. But here like you can't miss it's Shiv, and Tear item, every Tear item in the game.
And I just count around 5 Mage.
Assuming they're actually good mages, not the Chitter ones.
Gold.
Rockon.
Double Clusa.
This...
This cannot be right.
This Pandora's bench is a reverse value man. It doesn't even do anything, but there was nothing better man. Oh
my
This is this is just not right man. Like I surely I find a single two-star
Thank you. I can actually clear my fucking bench for once
Thank you. There's one goal for this shit fucking
Okay, thank you. I can actually start playing the game man
Okay, that is good. I mean I kind of want to play
I mean the fairy I want to play is Milio. I find Milio, but also there's no way it's not
I feel like there's no way it's not Hecarim over Poppy and I play Ari if I'm playing
three-star Lillia, three-star... well it has to be, it actually has to be.
Okay there's a Zerath and a Gwen. Okay fuck the Vigor, I know this guy has stacks but it's fine.
Okay fuck the Poppy, hold the Zerath, belt, tier, chain, belt, chain, tier, chain, belt.
Honestly, why don't I just go for the Nillio?
I kinda want to just guarantee one of them and then I'll roll these into the thing.
Nice. Okay, it's fine. It doesn't matter. I actually would have guaranteed.
Gwen for what?
Epitaph.
Bro, like how does it just hit nothing? Man, come on.
You have my bow for attack speed? Epitaph?
I mean, if one of my front lineers die, I'm already 8.
I mean, portable forge? I can get an item, bro.
Like, I don't want no fucking epitaph.
World rejuvenation spell blades?
What, spell blades with learning to spell? The fuck?
Okay.
Poppy, Ari, I just need to upgrade one of them and okay one of them and then now I push
This will upgrade eventually
But if it doesn't upgrade anytime soon, I'll meet. I don't even have a fairy
What the fuck am I playing then? Another disc piece of shit. Tier chain belt
Tier belt chain, spellblade. Probably not even worth it. It's just gonna be Hecarim. There's no Hecarim, Ari
Well I'm just trying to maximize my chances of hitting the stupid ass Lilia.
I didn't kill a single unit, but I mean I'm Lilia fucking one man.
I'm Lilia 2.
I'm 4-2.
Poppy, it's not good.
It doesn't fucking matter.
It's not good.
I need to roll these into...
Guys, it's going to be Hecarim Ari Milio.
Hecarim Ari Milio.
Hecarim Ari Milio.
The Poppy is gone.
Yes! Thank you!
Zerath.
I need to hit...
I need to hit...
Seraphine 3.
I have to hit...
Seraphine 3. If these don't roll into Seraphine, I am 8!
It's going to be Hecarim?
Ari? I mean, for Zerath, it's actually good, but Milio is way better, man.
And I can't play this Zerath for a while.
Great. I'm funny.
I'm loading it against...
Callista 2 with Seraphine 1, how do I play this game? Also, I have no anti-MR
How is this even playable? And I saw a belt chain glove chain belt chain. I
Can't even go this fucking what's it called
Okay, I mean at least I get anti-MR. It's fine hits backlight. It's actually the same
Okay, and then I level for Millio hecka rim
level again for TK pair Ari with three three stars and like I'm actually back
yeah not really I mean the bro if this doesn't roll this turn I'm just I'm out
of here oh I okay I hit Millio 32 to level I don't have a heck of a rim I'm
gonna have this give items okay can it can it give me the thing or my
fucked I think I got zigzbomb I did get zigzbomb Seraphine 2 it's gonna
to upgrade the RE or one of these shitters probably. Rod chain, glove chain, belt chain,
rod belt. Just got the bow to here. I'm gonna upgrade the Seraphine with no items. Yay.
And it gave it a sunfire cape. Hello? Is this Seraphine gonna get hit anytime soon? Oh great.
Not like the game's over or anything. It's all good. GG. Bro, I'm just, I'm just
sitting here at one life for no reason?
Oh my...
Fuck, I could easily be 30 HP here and then I level for TK, my board's actually good.
I just wasted 40 minutes because I can't even see if this is even remotely playable.
Oh great, TK.
No Hecarim.
I just looked at my items again, holy fuck.
What the fuck is this?
Crownguard Soraka. Yeah, whatever, GDs.
Like if I had this, on the previous turn,
I feel like my spot's not even bad, man.
It's not. Like if I was 2 lives and I level for Hecarim and I get 3 Arcanine and I get Bastion in
and then I can stall until I get an item. I mean, maybe I'm back, I don't fucking know.
It's better than sitting here like an idiot. I mean, I need to find a Hecarim.
There's 2, TK2. Where the fuck did my board go? GG. GG's.
my items are also with whatever it was like okay Seraphine 3 operated on 5-1 I
just load in with fucking only tank items oh my just get me out like just get
me out I don't even know why I play this game I have to take a fucking crown guard
on Soraka rod belt chain chain three chains yeah and then I panthorahs bench
I'm just five copies five copies eight copies, and then I'm just sitting there bench lock the entire stage three. Oh
What the fuck if you give 10 cells yo trouble I think you're the 10 gifted if you give 10 gifted fucking twitch gives four
Okay, thank you. I I just I just can't find it's like fine not to hit like Soraka three or or even Lillia three later. I
Just loaded with nothing
Straight up nothing. Well, what the fuck is this chat?
what the fuck is going on yeah whatever I'm just gonna I'm just gonna play my
fucking I've done playing new comps it's just 888 I'm just karma Kalista I was
playing karma Kalista Varys at the beginning of the stream and just
fucking top boring every game oh yeah I'm back like what the fuck is this shit
what am I even doing there's straight up only three comps in the game some
plan because you said it was boring it is boring it's the entire lobby is
8 out of 8, Carmichaelistavaris is the occasional Jinx player, and the occasional Frostbust 1 player, and the occasional Blitz Ziggs player. That's it.
That's it.
Wait, 5 is 3? That's 60% though.
Okay, sure boy, thank you for the 8 gifted subs.
Okay, I mean, this game, I'm kinda down to just play some, what's it called?
I just play some Warwick reroll.
Switch paired.
Upgraded adventure.
Please, broad tier belt, cog mount, and I probably should be holding this Galio, flusible,
build a bud.
What is flusible average nowadays?
I feel like it's good.
It's a hospital build.
4.54, 19% win rate allowed.
Yeah, I'm just gonna start banning.
Yeah, you're banned.
Okay.
All right, please stop spamming, you're getting banned.
I have to mount for a day.
Fairy plus one.
I don't really want to commit to fairy plus one with flusible.
I don't want to spend this one, but I also don't want to just sit here and make nothing.
But I definitely don't want to kill my Gintu.
It's probably just going to be redemption.
Let me see one more shop.
I need to turn the chain cloaked here.
He's Gintu the fairy with the econ augment.
Varus.
Is he playing close to us as well?
Fairy.
Here's your boy, thank you for the subs.
Okay, I'm going to start climbing.
Fuck this.
I'm not even sure why I'm playing Pogmao.
Fighting a Shiver, Lilia, Jax.
Okay, I'm just gonna play Fairy.
Actually, that's not even true, man.
I need Bow, and if I don't get Bow, then I can't even play it.
It's pretty easy to play Fairy though.
You just play Katarina plus one, Katarina plus Rock on.
You just get three Fairy, four free, and you just play towards TK with Karma,
Arcana with that, and then, yeah.
And then I can play Run Morillo.
I forget Bow and Karasol, I'm just gonna play that.
Seraphine, Lilia.
Yeah, fuck it.
I think my board is regardless, it's gonna be shit, so fuck it.
Watch this.
GG!
Okay, call E2, that's a fucking instant sell.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
If I don't get a bow, I think I'm just gonna play Tourist Karma.
I have Morello, I have Morello half tier.
Hedge fund, BF glove chain.
I think this guy's playing Pandora's items into Kalista.
Okay, I'm probably not getting this bow.
So I'm gonna just play Karma then.
I'll see. Let me just see my crugs.
Tier rod.
Wait, 30. Lose, win, lose. I thought open on whatever.
If I don't get a bow, I'll just play Karma, but I kinda need to see...
Also, I just realized I, um, I were forged into Fairy plus one. I had Honey plus one.
So if I were forged, like, how do you know I don't usually drop Fairy plus two?
You fucking don't!
Oh! Wait, I think I won!
Uh, I need Fairy plus one odds for sure, though.
Blaster.
Jax. Hedge fund. Probably 5 loss. I don't even care if I lose my streak.
It's 3 loss. Who the fuck cares? I'll just stay some HP.
I'm gonna get 30-O'd. I think he's playing Kalista. And he has Econ Augment, Wormogs, Gensu.
This guy is trying a mighty tier chain. Pandora's items with Gensu, Gargoyle.
He's probably Kalista as well. Why?
The entire lobbyist. I mean, not the entire. Like, 2 people are Kalista.
chain cloak tier vf this guy's probably Varus
I mean no matter what what I play I'm gonna be fucking five-way contested like
whatever the fuck like who cares I'm just gonna play close we just threw a
contest and honestly I'm gonna have nine fairy on nine so it's fine I need
fairy plus one odd so I don't even mind rolling but let me see what I get it's
my thing nope yep no bow multi striker okay I'm gonna roll until okay
belt belt I mean warmogs is really good so the tier BF rod
half thing to multi plus one I can actually play five multi five fairy on
seven especially good well I'm looking for I'm looking for fairy plus one so if
you hit fairy plus one here I'm just I'm my win card is not very and I just
went out okay I hit this shit great combat bandages item collector one when
when I have flexible, I'm down.
Exiles in this comp is also okay.
10 seconds, 20% myself for 10 seconds.
Is it actually okay?
I feel like with flexible, I am gaining an extra
cat arena paired, 16th level.
Bro, I am so poor.
What the fuck is this shit?
Multi-strike or plus one?
There's no multi, we're mobs.
I am so poor.
Also, I need a bow, or I can't play the game.
It's fine!
This guy has a smolder.
What the fuck?
Oh, it's- oh, he's Pandora's Bench.
From the five-costs, he's just rolling it.
I mean, the good news is he's probably just gonna play toward smolder then.
I hope.
Probably not.
He has Lilia and Seraphine on bench.
I think he's just rolling for...
until he finds Calista, so he's guaranteed to hit.
Okay.
What's the plan?
He's Pandora's bench, so he's guaranteed to hit Varus, Varus, Varus, Varus, Kalista.
I think he's just hard-forcing. He's just, yeah, he's just playing Kalista.
So three-way contested Kalista, and then this guy's playing Karma probably.
I mean, I have to play Kalista. I flexible multi-plus-one, fairy-plus-one.
Okay.
Great.
Yeah, there's three people 100s training. What is this shit?
They surely defied each other.
Oh, they did. Nope, there's still two people 100's reeking.
I'm not even first pick.
So this guy's Varus.
I mean, there's Fairy plus two, but I won't even survive until Fairy plus two, man.
Bro, like, if I don't, like, okay, I mean, I'm gonna take it anyway, but...
Whatever, man, like, who the fuck cares?
I mean, he took the bow anyway. It was on his side.
I don't have a single-
Oh, my...
Ooh!
Oh, me!
Oh, me!
How the fuck?
can just play like I can play some random shitter carry as the carry it's fine
okay surely I play what's it called hacker on plus something I need I need
some some fucking damage right I just work here I'm too poor anyway I'm getting
another move in return I can actually play like karma fairy karma or something
very karma I I mean I don't if I don't get a bow here I can't even play
towards ferricolista i'm karma paired though the fuck nasus jacks tristana
the multi striker either way and then i just wouldn't be playing zillion that
sounds zillion rock on and i just don't have to play jazz cuz i have three
multi anyway i need to roll because i need to fucking up in my shit
I'm not making for nine.
It's for Forger, BF, Glove, Rod.
Five gold for random effect.
I got Porto, plus one.
I got Warrior, plus one.
Oh, and against you.
I mean, honestly, I'm not thinking back on for this, fuck this.
I'm a remake zillion.
Okay.
Am I ever even playing Karma? No.
I can play, it's probably just Seven Fairy,
with Calista,
zillion remake.
The entire lobby is playing the same fucking comps.
Quickie one.
Yeah, fuck it, new recruit.
New recruit?
I think I already saw new recruit on 2-1, actually.
I think.
I did? Yeah, fuck.
Invested, I guess.
But I- I- I even with invested, I need to roll a little bit.
Invested? Yeah, fuck it, invested.
Yeah, fuck it.
If I sacked two, am I still one- am I still two lives?
Lemme- lemme roll twice for- for Charm.
For Stana.
I mean, honestly, I- I need to roll a little bit.
Thank you. I'll just I'll just worry this for now. Like it doesn't fucking matter man. I'll remove her
All right, seven fairy. I need a rock on and in the piece of shit
Hopefully I can kill I can get one unit
Or I can kill like two units
Okay, honestly, I killed I killed some if I suck one more my still two lives
Probably I cannot read this
I'm a zillion it roll once
That's actually huge.
I just have to like, if I kill enough units here I'm still two lives.
How long does I need to rock on end of the video though?
Okay, I killed like nothing, but I'm probably still two lives on this stage at least.
But I'm not two lives on next stage, which is kind of a problem.
I'm 11 each week.
Is that Kalista?
Oh, I- oh fuck, I need a remover.
Oh fuck!
Oh that's not good.
Also I need to remake the dude.
I'm here with the exact last gold.
Holy fuck.
And my board is actually good.
Fiora 2, Fiora 2, multi striker, Fiora is kinda useless.
I mean, let me remove this for now.
Gensu, Gensu, warrior some sugar unit.
I need to find a new this thing.
My tank item is on this.
But I mean, the thing is,
it has my warm-ups, I don't have a remover.
Why does this look so tanky?
Is this right?
Okay, I probably should be giving the tank item
to someone else.
Okay, I'm getting a remover here.
I can go four warrior, I can go yai, yai,
I mean, Fiora 2 is Fiora 2, another Calista, Tristana, Serving 2 is not even bad, N'Lillia 2 is good, I need to find a new, I mean I want Morgana 2, multi-strike with some Shure unit, I hit another fairy plus one, so I'm gonna send him over, Camille, yeah whatever, fuck it, Sunfire Gate, jeez.
I'm pretty sure Zen was infinite, so I'm gonna send him over, I thought it was like whatever, my entire board is carrying, fuck it's okay.
I mean, I'm trying to play...
If I drop...
Like it's very Diana better than the bro. I feel like if I drop Fiora 2, I think I actually go 8.
Like guaranteed giga 8.
Yay? I mean, okay, honestly, you know what's completely useless? I'm getting eternal winter.
Oh wait, oh no, not.
Bro, if I close to died. Okay, it's fine. It's fine. Okay, I'm close to spiking.
Like, I feel like I'm pretty close to spiking.
Yeah?
Karma 3?
Who?
Can I just dodge him, please?
Can I please dodge him?
Please?
Oh, I didn't fight him.
My entire board is one-star. Like, if I had two-star everything, I feel like it's fine.
Low key.
Because I just fought my clone guy completely dumpstered.
Which is bad, because that means I probably can't fight him anymore.
Is there a BT?
Oh, there's a...
Okay, it's fine.
I can't even roll twice for...
Oh my fucking god, I don't have a combat charm. I would have to sell this.
I'm rock on fucking 1.
Okay, it's a 50-50.
This guy has the tower.
It's a 50-50, please.
Hello?
I mean, I hit Callista too, but it's rock on 1 more.
Also, his items are so fucking good.
I'm gonna...
Am I fit?
Oh, it's a 4. Yeah, you trash.
Wait, he lost by one unit. I didn't okay
Bro like oh my I actually could win out this game
Bro this meta like it's just like I got row. I like oh my I mean I can't hold it
Varus Varus
Calista Calista Calista Varus karma, and then this guy just full win streak
into Preserver Rise. If you don't have a Giga opener, I don't understand, like how the
fuck, it's just, there's only fucking three comps, man! Also, I got fucking scammed. I
actually win that game 100% of the time. I don't know, Rise is fine. It just requires
a Giga opener. Like, I'm talking about a fucking 10 streak with, like, shit burrow-lo.
It requires you having Hyrule items as well, and then you go straight to 10 and then
and cab around fucking Zorath and all that garbage.
But I mean, if you don't have a Giga opener and you roll,
like let's say you have to roll an eight for Ryze
and you're stuck on eight.
Like you know when you're playing the level eight board
and then like you're assuming a mid roll,
like you're not high rolling?
Chances are like the most standard time that you go nine
is gonna be six one, yes?
But if you're playing Ryze and you're going nine
on six one, do you know what you're fucking placing?
Eight, you're fucking eight.
Your board on eight is so fucking worthless.
It doesn't do anything, like I don't know how the fuck...
I... you're... I...
Unless you have a fucking 10 streak
and you can like somewhat skip level 9 or you can afford
to like lose some rounds on on stage 4 and 5 and then go 9 later and then and then cap out
I don't know... I don't know who the fuck you expect to beat
You're carrying a fucking rise
You're sitting there trying to ramp with your ginsu and archangel
Let's say you don't have ginsu that's fine, like shiv brollo, like arch, like whatever the fuck
Oh!
Varus comes along, GGs!
You think you're killing Rock on Kalista? No, you're not man. You're right
But I mean if you have a giga opener like you have you have the items like while winstery game
And then you can you can afford to sack a little bit of stage whatever the fuck and then and then you recap around like
Zerath with the items that you get like 300 TK if TK is like five-way contested as well
Even the carnal players in the whole TK
It's TK like the most healthy unit in GM plus probably actually that's not true. It's probably zillion actually
I don't know what it is. You're sure boy. Thank you so much for the fucking subs
I like I'm not even fucking tilted this bit like everyone knows that the game is the first like it
Actually was I just got fucking scammed if you just so happens to be unconfested karma and for where you're like
Oh, yeah, Keck W didn't hold karma bro
I hit rock on with my last fucking two gold man
Like I can't it's someone else's job like these guys are just I mean they can't hold either because there's three way contested
Varus that's two shops that they could see
Like it's just you just sitting there praying you're not contested
Fardo 3.5
Hecarim 3.31. Oh it's he's not even held that much. It's only 3.04
the fuck everyone plays the exact same fucking units on their board man it's
just like two various players per lobby two karma players per lobby we'll see
the other one karma bears oh Calista where's Calista there's only one Calista
player per lobby so what is that five five comps is there a rise one rise player
except not really I think if you go if you go challenger plus it's probably like
lower on rise and it's probably gonna be two karma, two Kalista, two Varus, one
idiot playing rise and then one idiot that are not one idiot or like someone
that's just Omega High ruling. Or maybe Frost plus one, it's either Frost plus one,
Blitz, Ziggs. Frost plus one is still karma or Varus, yeah, but then you can
duo carry, you can buy Nasus on the low down, you can also duo carry Olaf,
like it's actually fine. There's sometimes like a Wukong Jinx player,
It's sometimes like a hundred plus one player, but like that's just like an augment check
So yeah
Yeah, this is the way the counter is better go unconfested. Yeah, but the thing is you can't just you can't just fucking
Pull out an uncompressed comp out of your ass because your early mid game matters
The reason Varus is good is he is twitches for sure the best unit in the game early game
And then twitch holds IE and
Then you just you just fucking tempo into Varus
like karma you just tempo into karma you just tempo into like if you if you
have like if you have a gig opener like it's basically like this entire meta is
just straight up just praying you get a gig opener or like playing your early
game and if you don't have a gig opener then yeah you probably just open
into Callista oh I can play cast in it actually casting it was actually good
it's just it just requires a I'm not playing no fucking genes I mean I can
I'm gonna go portal, I might as well just hold everything, making time for no reason.
But it needs like keyfers or some shit.
And I also have bow which is good, like Nashus is good, Titan's BD is good, everything's
good.
You can't low roll, well fucking useless.
But it's fine, you can't miss.
Multi-Strucker plus one, it gives me casting two as well.
Oh wait, okay, I can play a non, a non this shit.
I shouldn't have bought this Jax until later.
Galio?
Or Ashe?
Galio?
Jace?
What the fuck is- I'm sorry.
Okay.
Sorry for complaining.
It's like a gigapremium casted-in spot.
I mean, this guy's double-down, full-open into Kalista, frost plus one, zap attack.
What doesn't kill you? Full-open into Karma, probably.
Maitreous one. Actually, he has Vhagar.
I mean, he has Vhagar, Vex, and mage plus one.
It's the only time you can play it.
And this has Varus.
Okay.
What do I go for on Karasol, by the way?
Is there a new piss?
For Cassadin, I'll just go check instead of fucking bitching. I remember it was like Nashor's suit Titans BT or some shit
But I have gloves so it's probably cloak anyway because it's half QSS half BD
And then also like I probably don't even need healing because I have a mess so far the one healing
QSS Titans BT
Hodge Nashor's Titans Nashor's Titans BD
English, QSS, BT, Nashor's, 3 multi-strikeers, 3 portals, okay?
Alright, so where should I go on Karasol then?
Is this Cloak?
Is it half BT?
The bow is like half Titan's, half Nashor's.
And there's no I'm going fucking, I'm not going to no chain.
A bow.
I'll cast it in.
A Cloak on Hecarim?
I mean I'm down.
Honestly, it might be there actually.
Because the thing is like, no one wants Cloak man.
There's no way anyone goes cloak.
And then I'm just gonna show up.
Oh wait, is it just Nashor's Slam?
It's a fucking casted in, or is it cloak?
Nashor's casted in, or do I just go cloak?
Oh.
I can also go chain Titans,
but I'm not going to go fucking chain rest.
Okay, I guess I'm going chain rest.
Okay, whatever, like you were sure.
I mean, Titans is true to this,
like whatever, yeah, GG's in.
It's Titans, like, it's not like,
you're gonna chain instead of cloak,
and you just finish the titans
like if titans like you need titans or like what is it?
I don't know what if I lose my...
oh it's item, oh fuck I just sold my, I sold the dude
oh it's, it's item payout, okay it's fine
all right, hacker moroccolly
oh, fuck
hacker moroccolly
I'm three casted in
okay this guy's open, this guy's fucking piss week
can I find someone piss week please?
he's the only guy that's not weak but maybe I can
end this streak
Blitz 2. Blitz 2.
Honey.
I think I lost.
Bro, this is a fucking skit. I'm not gonna complain.
Keep it positive.
It's alright.
It's alright.
GG's.
Two people, hundreds shrieking.
And I fought both of them.
Great.
Titan's Gumblin. I mean, they have Rod around Glove.
There's no Hecarim.
Or Shen.
Nice.
I mean I might as well wait one, I already lost my streak, but it could be like BT QSS
and the broad is like whatever.
But I could just go Gumblaid, did Gumblaid, Titan's QSS, it's fine.
Alright I'm gonna go low nester and you can't miss.
GG's.
Oh, oh this guy gave me a gold.
I'm gonna find Vintage and I only bounce one item.
Is that right?
And I go Titan's BT.
I bounce one item.
I stacked four rounds for, but I mean if I'm just saying if I do hit I just
instantly win the game I'm just saying blistering stress I'm not taking this
shit oh okay GG's then keepers G okay I think I won the game one away from
charm driving need to roll though so lucky ultra mad yeah you trash one roll
I'm in Gumbelina there's over QSS I'm done ultra mad I just hit the true fucking
base is rovers your vision better no there's no way there's no way keepers
like anything beats givers I think right I don't fucking know probably I don't
know Jaleo GG then I'm jack spared ash paired jack spared ash paired one off
a heck of a rim not sure why so Dari for this what's it called unit is so fucking
cool casted it he's cool as fuck him last pick no no no no no no
4 cost cloak? Last pick, not on my side.
So where's the heck of rims?
And most of the time when you roll, when you slow roll on 6 like this for Charm every turn,
like usually you find a Kalista.
Oh, Katerina. So where the fuck is the Kalista then?
Wow. Acceptable.
Kalista, Gintsu, Gintsu. I mean it's not bad.
Oh, heck of a rim. Okay.
U-Trash, and... I mean something has to be better, yeah?
I mean, is Zilean even better than Gwyn?
I don't even think something is better than Gwyn.
A bow?
A cloak?
A cloak?
A bow cloak?
It's already better?
I doubt it.
Tassadin?
Or just you?
I'll probably just send an instrument.
It's a bow cloak.
I mean, Spark is good.
Runowns is not that good unless I have the thing.
Tassadin, Zilean.
I'm gonna actually just go for a colleague through his wall.
Can I be HP? Am I in his wall?
I don't even think it's that big.
Even a low-key's kinda good.
Low-key.
I'm gonna have 7 low-keys, or it can't be bad.
I have no fucking anti-heal. My team sucks. I mean...
Wait?
Go, go, go, go!
Oh!
Yeah, you fucking trashed them.
Little buddies, heroic grab bag, bro. I just need combat, man.
Please, please combat, please combat.
I mean, that's pretty good.
That's good, right?
Probably not, probably.
Oh, GG.
G?
G!
Bro!
Okay, if I'm from one cast in, I'm gonna just Nico it.
But if I don't, if I find a, what's it called, first?
GG's.
And yeah, one roll then.
Bro, what the fuck is this shit, man?
Okay, I mean, I might as well just go for a Kali 3.
Yeah?
But I don't even feel good, like, if I'm, if I'm 6 a Kali, like, 7, whatever.
I think if I cast it into a pretty disperse...
Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna get it eventually.
I'm fighting Verus too.
Great.
That's okay.
Like I have a Venge to follow it. I'm gonna have a whole board of trash, and then it's just gonna be
I'll have three of them casted in 33, three of them Akali three, and then yeah.
Like Niko and this doesn't even feel good.
It actually doesn't do anything.
Also, I feel like this unit doesn't even do anything now.
I should have done this last try. It's already stronger.
Is that how many units need to die 3?
That needs to be swapped.
Bokelk.
Bokelk.
Blaster plus 1.
I think I paid aftershock.
I don't even know why.
Honestly, my natural change of fight.
I think I changed the fight, but I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to die.
It's never my last anyway.
Yeah, whatever, no one cares.
Hello, this is Dave from Verizon Wireless.
We noticed you haven't paid your bill or phone number.
This guy just took what the fuck? I don't know what he took
But he took something and just left there's a casted in with cloak
They they bug fixed Akali, right? I'm not stupid
They bug fixed Brutant Akali. I mean I might as well just send it for it. I have cloak cloak cloak cloak
cloak cloak
Like a rim, ash, reed, it died instantly. Also, does anyone know how the fuck I'm ever killing this?
I mean, I guess if I have 7 multi in, it's Kalista too, man.
Oh, I mean, Akali has the Skamit, I guess.
But I need 3 items for Akali to skam it.
Okay, I'm pretty sure I actually won out then.
I mean, I need 1 Kalista.
You think I can find 1 Kalista in this entire game?
This guy has 5 there.
1, 2, 3.
He's holding 1 as well.
I mean, I actually would rather just have him die.
I'm going to just fall in faster.
And if I have him too later, it's fine.
I'm actually going to find 1 Kalista, I went out.
Yeah, I do really like you.
I haven't even died man.
I don't even think my invention's falling prof yet.
Oh wait, I just sold for no reason.
Oops.
Okay, it's about to be a win out.
Alright, let me...
What the fuck is this man?
Okay, it's Keeper's one.
It's fine.
Invention to the fall in the trash.
Rod, a spark, a nothing.
I should just hold those, oops.
Ash, Sack 1.
Roll once for charm.
G, G.
Your team's physical damage is Delta's magic damage.
Is that good?
I mean, I have a spark.
plus a something and our mover the spark on the Shen eventually it's a reverse
value all right leveling neshern if I don't find oh good job if I don't find
a Calista I'm just gonna start bitching I mean I just need one man I cameo
works as well GG a Varus I'll be holding that a milio a rock on a
a tariff, a nasus, a nothing, an arry, a nothing, another varus, oh my bro there's like 9 varus
is gone man, I think my cousin is incident, my whatever the fuck didn't even proc, my
avenger of hauling didn't even proc, yay.
okay it's fine, can I, hello can I get a fucking what's it called please, or I'm
Bro, you know there's 16 barrisks gone? Hello? Hello? Oh! Alright, my fault. G? G! Bro, this
avenge the fall of the chicken can not be good. Also, it's not actually good. I feel like
a lot of the times the cast is actually part of the tanking. And then, let's say these
units don't even die because I have keepers, but I don't know what else it was. Okay,
That's one, that's two, and okay it has to be good, it's not broken as fuck actually.
Yeah, you trashed then.
There's GA, there's a Camille with a blue buff, it doesn't do anything, is that what
I think it is?
Oh okay, now maybe I can scambi the what's it called players with GA on the dude.
Yeah whatever fuck it.
Oh my, I don't even know why I did that.
What the fuck am I even doing?
This Closet 2 doesn't even do anything.
I should probably actually split sides with Akali,
and that way I can go corner on some eventually fallen trash.
Okay Akali, you got it.
I don't have anti-heal.
How the fuck do I kill this?
I don't have anti-heal.
I don't have anti-heal.
Oh my.
I mean, this matchup I feel like is actually playable.
Yeah, I think.
I mean, like the thing is,
I feel like his bears can't actually burst my shit down.
Whee! Whoa, what the fuck?
Oh wait, he's 6 Blaster, 3 Archer, and a level 9 Shogunite, okay never mind.
Okay, gg's then.
So who the fuck do I beat?
Hello Spencer, are you here?
Can you explain to me?
Like, I feel like, okay, I'm an adventure follower and I feel like it's like whatever, but it's not that bad.
Can you explain to me why I'm losing every fucking round?
And I don't want these fucking tiktokers talking, and bro of course you're going to AQM's Gumblade on Kasadin!
Bro, shut the fuck up.
Is Nashor's Tooth better?
Okay, like, surely he can survive.
Okay?
They ended on one shot.
But I mean, the good news is my colleague is still alive.
It's dead.
I mean, I don't beat this guy either.
I mean, Vanguard 3 also dumpsters this comp.
So if this gets dumpstered, I get dumpstered by 6-
I mean, this guy's just a Hyrule Varus.
So I always lose to Kalista and I beat Mineral Varus.
Okay, honestly, that's pretty good,
because I'm pretty sure I also have good matchup against Karma as well.
So honestly, it's actually just okay. It's not just Rock, Paper, Scissors. It actually has to be.
But you like I'm gonna get down in who the fuck is gonna like I mean, yeah, like it has to be right?
Shirley?
I don't I don't even understand like I just losing every fucking round
But like it has to like it actually has to be luck, right?
Or like it has to be unlucky, right? Like this matchup is fucking terrible because Vega understarts one shunt all over the place
I mean this matchup is giga terrible. He's Morgana 2, Callista 2
I mean the rock on and then the double down into Kalista who the who would have fucking knew
I mean this guy's six blaster three arcana level nine shogun IE IE just one bolt to my entire board. I
I can beat this guy. I mean this guy is also piss weak. I can beat this guy. He doesn't even have a single varus. I
Beat this guy as well
I'm gonna get dumpstered by this like I mean
I mean actually have to be you just lose solo like is that the comp then you just lose to low rollers
Are you loose to high rollers and you beat the low rollers?
You have a you have a win streak mid game and the moment you load into stage 5
And they have their high-rolling they have their entire fucking board set up
You just go 8 and then you just scam rounds on the people that are fucking that hit nothing
And then you just get a top 3 and get the fuck out of the game. Okay
We are back. I'm getting gifted subs for going third
No ginsu cast is 8 here to one guy you I saw your stupid ass message the first time
You trash
Bit TT
Why is karma come weaker and all it's not
Karma karma is probably like slightly weaker on level 8, but has like it has like a super high cap
It's not even it's not even weaker on it if you hit if you hit like when to fewer to karma to like I mean
Yeah, I mean it's more expensive, but the chances are you're gonna be weaker on 42
But you you your cap like you can sell all your trash and play every single fucking legendary in the game
years play zilean karma and years went out zilean karma plus seven why is he
still trying to teach the game he is so washed don't listen I could be fucking
zero opi I would still be I would still clear your ass relax
bit to press them in for how does he deal with this fucking every time there's
a new skin out he's just instantly swipes man this guy okay yeah you simply
for tonight with him every fucking day it just shop refreshes like nah like
Like this is my last skin, I have to buy it man, I think this is actually my last skin.
And then he just accumulates 5k spent on fucking Fortnite.
What I am, I'm using the 64 audio trios.
They're alright.
The sound quality is noticeable, but it's not worth the price.
If you have extra money to spend, don't buy it, it gives me instead.
Vex Vagar.
Look, I mean surely it can't be that bad.
These units are also fucking garbage, so...
Blue square, buddy.
Thanks.
A BF sword.
Item payout.
Galio, paired. Ziggs, paired.
Galio.
Um, is this not actually... is this not actually a V-Argain?
I mean, I need a Rotor-A-Tier.
Rotor-A-Tier and I just send it.
Item payout. Fuck it.
And if I don't get Rotor-A-Tier, I'm just gonna sell it to the fuckers.
And I can hold.
Oh, I gotta go over there anyway.
Oh, I gotta run.
Transfiguration.
It is item payout.
I will allow it.
Okay, it has to be.
Why did I slam?
I just lost the shiv.
Oh, oh my.
Okay.
It's also gold opener so I can actually afford to like buy some stuff and hold some
stuff.
Okay, this is an actual giga-first.
Bro, what?
Item payout, Transfiguration, Shogun Spark.
What is this?
I can't fuck this one up. He's 20 gold. What the fuck is this?
Okay, this guy's board also looks kind of good. Thank God he's not a little...
He's gonna level up the 5 next turn. If he wins this round, he would have leveled for sure next turn.
Because he's 4 out of 10 right now, so I'm in.
So I'm fighting him like the one turn before he goes to level 4.
He was really nice.
One roll for charm.
Fuck it. One roll for charm?
No.
I mean if I get a refresh shop one, I can actually roll it once more on this turn, and then I
would actually have two.
But yeah, probably not.
Okay, sorry.
I'm playing the one level five in the lobby, man.
Everyone else is piss weak, and this guy's just level five.
It's the only guy in the lobby, and I'm pretty sure I would beat him.
This game is fucking- I could actually beat him if I were level five.
Actually not really.
But I mean, I come on, man.
I just lost my three-three for free.
I need a peanut butter sandwich.
Go with BS sword.
You know what with you know what?
Pause Jamf. It's gone.
I mean, they go with BF. Do I have a remover? No.
Recauze Belt.
I mean, can't even think of it right now.
I'm going to go with...
Half Delta item, half Nashor's.
And... oh, plus one.
202.
This charm, though, I can probably...
If it was a charm that, like, re-rolls your shop,
I can roll once and still make 20 and then I would add a counter to the
Transfiguration for free. Oh, they changed it? Wait, no, I'm pretty sure they didn't.
Wait, what? It's not even a bug, it's just intended. Like if you re-roll your shop,
it's yeah. I'm just autopilot and I almost didn't scout and I almost just missed 30 for free.
This guy has a potential to be super strong. I'm fighting him back right now.
Because when you level up to like 5 or 6, what does it actually do the same?
My vaygar will just die instantly.
Okay, that is good then.
Remage, Soraka, Nami, Ziggsa.
Let's crank.
I mean, I got fucking scammed. I would have beat this.
I guess I would have reversed scammed because I would have lost with him at level 5, maybe at the bottom here.
But I mean, bro, this is the only guy at least who won level 5.
And 2 Reforgers, bro. It was BF vaygar then.
What the fuck?
Oh my! Okay, if I have three or four... no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
I mean, honestly, I can go Belt Orr, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because the guard was actually good.
And also, Crown Guard is also good. And also, like, yeah, I think it doesn't really matter.
Sarukah? Sarukah?
Sixteen to level, level four Vanguard, I could have played Distance to End my game.
Chain, I'll just chain this.
Look what there's.
Shoujin, a blue?
Throw.
This has to be the most Hyrule shit ever.
I don't get it. Pandora's item is a radiant item, tiny but deadly Vanguard Crown, Prismatic Ticket.
Invested, Blossoming Lotus, Prismatic Ticket. G? G!
We have two removers. We need Honey, what is it? Is it Blitz plus something on 7? Wait, really?
Blitz plus... Blitz Nunu both minus Delta.
Honey at 7 until, honey at 7 until the thing? I mean I'm down.
Like if it's negative Delta then doesn't mean it's actually better to just keep, like really?
I mean I can also just re-roll it, like re-roll 3 star.
Like fuck, I re-roll NuNu3.
I feel like if I'm re-rolling NuNu3 as well, like I, is that even, is that actually better than PK?
Is it Rath?
Like, I'm gonna have so many fucking charms this game.
What the fuck is this?
I am done to play on level 8 though, like Blitz new, new.
But then like, I don't even know if I want to upgrade it.
I'm just stacking the stage, I stack 3 more rounds, 2 more rounds, low for charm, 4-1
level 7, probably Vhagar 3 on 4-5 and the game's over.
The Belto, a Jame, they can go Crongaard as well, feel like mid game and then
TK eventually, yeah, I'm down. Chain, Belt, Engle, Wormogs, Crownguard.
Honestly, I don't want to kill the chain first. Yeah.
Book strength. G.
Pump Ench. G. I mean, I'm actually cool with making a Merlo. It's not even bad.
Actually, I kind of want to wait. I mean, I'm going to want Merlo anyway.
I have fucking Transfiguration. Yeah, I don't go fuck on. I'm just going to make it a GGs in.
Now I have Crown Guard, Spark, and then no matter what I'm gonna have, I'm 4 out of 6, 4 out of 6.
You can't miss.
Skorber, Scrabber, Fairy plus 1.
Monka.
That's okay. I'm not gonna let the gold, this is pissing me off.
Let me ask her one time.
Okay, Lillian Nessurn, TK, Hecarim, Nightmature Run, Holiness, Thrush.
What an amazing winstree, for- if you expect a winstree with cosmetic ticket on stage 3,
The fact that I'm even winning a single fucking round this stage or killing a single, you know,
a charismatic ticket, that's a fucking giggle win.
Yeah? I mean, 76 charismatic ticket, like, is that supposed to be bad or something?
I hope not. A cloak.
A tear. What the fuck even got upgraded? I mean, I know Gargoyles.
Where the fuck? Okay, thank you. And then I should probably just have a fortune here now,
yeah? It's just fine. Nah, fuck it. Yeah, whatever.
minus three fucking Reforgers.
I mean, come on man, really?
11 free shop re-rolls that,
what's more gold, silver ticket or rolling for days?
After four shops, 44 rolls.
But I mean, it's actually like, yeah,
like not just trust it, like it actually has to be.
Because the thing is being combo.
Okay, Gigi's done.
Rod, and that's fine.
I mean, I couldn't make Gumblin right now, no.
All right, why the fuck am I sending it?
I should probably start holding Hecarim in R.
I'm probably just gonna send it in in like a turn.
Oh, holy fuck that high-matchy damage is actually kind of insane.
56.
I'm about to just send it soon.
Now I have silver ticket.
Yeah, whatever, fuck it.
Alright, post-carousel, I'm just going through zero, fuck it.
I mean, if I send it right now, I could probably hit with 20 gold left.
It's actually better than a life, but I guess like every every gold that you make I need to hit the rack on eight or me
Also, why is this rod not on on this?
Where the fuck did my board go?
rod
That's JG. I
Don't even know if what's called is even better half half tier item for the dude
Other the sets are basically similar
Rod, Glove, Vex 3, Vhagar 3, 45 HP, and then I level Ticket, Nami 2, Yumi 2, okay, GG
Zed.
I didn't even put the thing on, 20 gold left, I mean I have 3 on him here, 3 on him here,
anti-heal here, my items are fucking gigabits.
Shozun, Blue, GG, Gargoyle, whatever the fuck, whatever the fuck, yeah, it's
looking good.
I hope.
I mean, I'm just gonna buy this for the fucking, the thing, tier, tier, fucking tier, okay.
So if I'm like, is this unit actually gonna, like, you know, I feel like I don't even have
a chrono win.
Maybe I give it to this.
Oh, wait, actually this, this telephonic looks good as fuck, actually.
I know!
What the fuck it, hello?
Bro, like, oh my, unless, uh, this is better, I mean, there's no way that's
better.
that is probably better but let me roll once on this lesser champ dupes and the roll for
real charm on a amount of components so why the fuck did I put it on why did I put on
this unit now I'm stuck on this honestly no I'm not man I'm six mage that's it oh my
it's okay it's okay it's okay I I'm pretty sure I could have actually won this fight
Where the fuck where did my board even go right? I mean this looks pretty good
Okay, it's seven each for sure. Honestly. Is there I think even better than seven each looking at this. I feel like I have a lot of charms though
14 drums 15 drums bot
I'm pretty sure it's better to actually just go straight up go for nomin three with wasmatic ticket. Let's go for ticket
What where they like where did his board go? I mean, I guess his front line is an Olaf
I mean there's a wrath, but it has a fucking what's it called on it? Like do I even want that?
There's a fucking Pyro plus one. Okay.
I don't really wanna go... I don't really wanna go Gumblade.
I don't really wanna go... I don't really wanna go any niddies.
Alright, I'll be going shit then. Like, I mean, it's fine.
It's better than fucking kimchi. We can just do anything.
30 at Mars, I've earned.
This guy has that fucking bullshit.
Bro, no.
Bro, this loser has... I don't wanna clump for the Varus, though.
I mean, maybe I'll put melee units so I'll walk up like idiots.
Yeah, geez, then.
Am I stronger than this?
I mean, it's rock on one, surely.
Oh, shit, I think I'm about to win out.
This is actually strong.
My Navi did 5.2.
Like, look at this fucking loser, man.
You are garbage.
Okay, I'm not fighting him, thank god.
Can you shout out my friend Gaby?
He is watching your stream and he loves you.
Hello, Gaby.
You want to give me some...
some RP, please?
Is there either Ashley stronger by the way, I feel like it's not oh, I could have I could have moved to grab it on to someone else
I'm still too light right?
I should only I should have a master's do oh, I should go in master's do fuck Robin on I'm not I'm not dead right oh
It just stays in place oh
So I don't have to wait what the fuck it just like keep me back over here the fuck. What was that?
What was this first dogman like how does like what is like hold on I have a question
What is this what the fortune I have a question give me one sec like did he have item I'm gonna know like he must have
I don't know like it had to be an item galaxy or something. I don't know how the fuck he just has 30 items on all over the place, man
GG he had
There is to Olaf 2 on 4 2 with 40 gold. I got my first Olaf on 5 3
For your trash press event your actual garbage. Can you give me some give me some subs, please?
Bro Turboy you you can't be gifted me subs for a fucking top twos man. Also. I feel bad because it's supposed to be president
That's supposed to be gifting
Richest TFT streamer asking porous TFT streamer for subs precedent
You have every fucking cutscene skin known to man
Who the fuck are you talking to?
Iron mouse notters. What the fuck is this?
What the fuck so many people are subbed?
Iron mouse
Nodders. Do you have any Yone Montages? No? I fucking suck. She has 200k... Oh, oh, I think...
Oh, I think Setsuko was telling me about this. Like a VTuber that has like 200k subs or
some shit? Oh, that's... I have a question. Instead of gifting, is it a... Is it a hero
or she? Or not it? Are they a hero or she? I mean, either way. If you're gifting
If you're gifted subs to her, can you stop gifting to her and give to me instead, please?
Hello?
It's an it.
Oh.
Sorry.
Fuck no!
She's nice unlike you.
You just flame your chat.
Your friends, everyone.
Erdrick, no I don't, man.
You're the most handsome guy I know.
Yup.
So you threatened to beat me?
I think it's probably okay.
Yeah, alright.
For that was dish, so we just punch me in the face and just dip.
Badge.
Syndra.
Vex Jinx.
Jinx.
Vex.
Syndra.
Fuck it, first equals 50 gifted right now, lock it in.
I'm not going first, man. These games are just not been very good.
I'm down for a top 7, it's 50 subs.
But these are so expensive.
I might guarantee you, on here, it's a various game, i.e.
non-separated.
Honestly, is you my sword into into various like fucking broken or no, isn't it actually broken?
Unleash the beast Sirax IE
I got a I got a BS word like it can't be bad. No, it's not bad. We really oh
Plus two like BF glove. I'm just giga committed
GGs I feel a 15 AD on the dude is not even bad. Holy shit. What am I even fighting here?
What the fuck is this?
I mean, let me just do this, I would actually win this, actually, I mean, probably, I would probably, I can actually challenge the HP, actually I don't even know anything about this.
Whatever, big intent, IE, BS sword, 15 AD, like isn't 15 AD actually a lot? It has to be, cause like the thing is Arcana, Arcana, you just, you go 9 and you just play Arcana fucking Hecarim.
Like it is.
And you also get a BS sword, which is true, but it's half shogun, half ie, half ie.
Double ie, and then you need three BSers in your bis.
Anyone?
I don't believe it, let me go check.
This stupid ass thing is not, is not getting hit.
Do I even want to hold bees?
I do kind of want to play Blaster though.
Honestly it doesn't even matter if I lose.
That's just another glove.
Double ie.
Last time it doesn't really matter.
Ie, ie.
You have my sword.
The entire board's gone.
Okay, you know what it is. I think the stats will say it's bad, but I think if you put double IE Verus
It might be slightly better
Yeah, maybe I don't know maybe fuck is this oh
I'm just double IE oh
My Ezreal oh
four blaster
Four blaster to Vanguard
Galileo oh
My oh
And I don't have to lock it unless they fix it, but oh man this has gamblers blade. Oh, man
This guy has IE
Can sue Calista Calista
Mordekaiser my entire board is one star trash
Holy fuck I
Have a feeling that I'm gonna hit barris next turn
IE gargoyle level 5 20 gold. I'm level 5 30, but I mean he's level 5 30 with collector
oh great I'm just I'm just sitting here praying I hit an econ augment okay yeah
whatever epoch next what's the portal uh
the gala oh yeah golden gala all right epoch the explosive whatever the fuck
it's called growth balanced budget either way just anything that helps me
I'm just gonna 4-1 fucking send it to fucking 0.
I think there's just two, a Varus player or Varus player, I mean, 3-way contested Varus.
I mean, Belt for half, even Trout here for half Shogun.
6 thingies.
Leveling, making 50.
I mean, it's usually fine.
Like if it's 2-way contested, it's fine.
Wait, this guy made a last whisper.
Oh, I guess, oh no, I can pretty much explain Callista.
It says big gains until I'm not sure it says Callista.
Callista, Callista, Karma, Ryze. Wait, he's, wait, he's Arvin a scholar? What the fuck is that?
IE, BF, he's double IE as well. He's probably shitting all the time on Blood as well.
What is this guy's spot? He's 20 gold though. Is he full streaking though? He's full streaking.
Oh my, he's 30 gold, full streaking. Oh no, not good. Not good.
Golden quest how rich am I and not not like bro. It's not fucking no golden questions figuration slow slamming acceptable
Okay, all right nice
And see you on for one. I'm going zero
GG then he took he took all that shimmers
What I guess it's a little bit of gold I guess
This is earth's grab bag level 550. I mean by the time he rolls everything's gonna be gone. So fuck you
For from who this guy? No, this is this is but I think he's even I think it's when you actually roll
Like to two way contested is to be expected three way contested is like it's it's acceptable for we can test it. You're going to eat
But I'm not I'm not for a contested. I'm three and the thing is the pressman can't even roll
I think you probably can not really I mean I have the most amount of money for sure because he's level 640 here
I'm almost as 50 with with slamming
I'm actually delicious here
No joke
Shogen Shogen
i.e. belt. belto. tft mercenary player. thank you for the raid. thank you thank you thank you.
belto. the bow is gone as well. four cost here. wait what's this? i was about to get... oh no it's not.
i don't even know what i want. i wanted the bow which is half last whisper, half red buff.
T-R-M for TK it's fine. And it's 4 cost.
Way, 4, sure.
Zilean.
Mord.
Rizzo.
I mean I can actually make a Econ here.
Also Slammon is, uh...
Is, is, is, neutral is a perfect interval for Slammon?
I mean I'm not, I'm not, I'm pretty no fuckin' way.
Uh, 4, 4.
Or do I have to wait 1?
3, 7? Or 4?
No, I have to wait until 4-1. Fuck.
Can they even 4-1 it though?
He's probably level 6 making 70.
He's level 6.
I mean, I'm level 750 right now.
TK Ezreal Shen for what?
What the fuck?
Okay, so where's the Varus? Honestly, I don't even need Varus too, but if I'm 3-way contested
I kind of want to roll until like some stuff.
Also, like I'm 4-way contested because the other guys are gonna fucking TK and if I don't roll I better be TPing to 9.
I'm just gonna roll like it and if I'm TK paper bear square I'm just fucking choose your every fucking turn
Hope I hit GGs. I'm sitting here. Just fucking playing a fucking lottery then I guess I mean I have my entire board. That's good
I guess
rod belt cloak
belt rod
I'll wind up for this trash
Smolder
Honestly, I think this can actually go nine if I go even trout
belt cloak
Runans, half, whatever the fuck. I'll haunt you the thing, don't worry.
I mean, there's no way I'm just sitting here fucking rolling. Like, I had Smulder, which is way better than the piece of shit.
I don't, like, I don't have a Varus, sure, but like, I, like, I mean, Varus 1 is not better, I'm not even fucking close.
Reinforcement? Yeah, fuck it, I just sit here and use Dumbledore like a fucking dumbass until I hit GGs.
I mean, the stats on Arcane Conduit are actually good.
Little buddies, is that good enough?
How many little buddies?
One?
Oh, Blaster plus one?
Okay, okay, okay, I don't know the role for sure.
I sold my way.
I'm 8.
What does my way look like?
For Varus?
Oh, TK2, the fuck?
I skipped- I skipped way?
I skipped way?
Really?
Oh, my, I'm 8 then, I'm 8!
I'm 8, I'm 8.
Hello?
Oh, but also how the fuck did I not see?
One Varus.
One?
One.
One I'm are gonna fucking know what's it called
One I mean, I don't really want to roll
Bro, if I if I didn't skip this stupid ass fucking
Way, don't I actually just TP to nine? Yes, man. I
Mean, I can't roll anyway and the suspicious trench coat is this good
Now I kind of want to move items to that's not even true
Because I always want to put this in corner
Bro, it's not even it's not even good man. I don't even want it on my unit. Well, that's not good
I'm actually 8.
Because I didn't find a single Ryte, how?
Crazy, he's holding a Varus.
Nice.
Yeah, I'm just gonna start holding Ryzes.
Like, whatever.
Bro, this stupid-ass Taric.
When I play Taric, he does not look this taken.
That's all I'm gonna say.
I think I fucking lost.
Oh, he has a melee. I think he's 6.
Okay, I lost a fucking... I need this way, man.
I grieved.
Oh, my... oh, no, I did not even...
No, like I would one I would have won this round for sure
Millio, I mean I can go ginsu or I can go I mean it's normal for sure
I'm fucking last big. I mean I can also find a Varus
Throw okay. I have slamming it's fine. Yeah, I can't miss
G
G you actually can't miss
Fuck a boss or a chrome this piece of shit. I don't have a single Varus though
So, they are great.
Alright, it's just possible the thing for the DR, with the Hecarim.
I'm pretty sure I actually made the difference of the casting here.
I mean, this guy's Varus. Nice. Varus 2. 20 gold left.
That's crazy.
Because I don't have a single one.
I don't even know how he's the only one that was...
He was the poorest!
I don't have one!
Oh, like this game is so bad. Like how can there just not be level nine?
Holy fuck. It didn't cast a single time. Does he have mana read?
Like, oh my god. How is this even allowed? I can level that turn.
And then maybe I can roll for his wrath. I still don't have a single Varus 1, 2, 3,
3, Callista 2. Nice, he hit Varus 2 as well. Yay, that's crazy. I mean it's fine, I'm
actually probably gonna outcap. I'm carrying Ezreal the entire game. Gee. Gee. If only
you rolled, I did roll. I did roll. I was true zero on 4 or 5. What? Oh, oh, yeah,
okay, now you're right. I should just sit here and just fucking roll for Varus 1.
So I can move items off Ezreal 2 for Varus 1. GG's.
My fault.
That's definitely stronger.
I mean if I'm Varus pair, I'm gonna go Trues Zero. No fucking shit!
But I don't have one!
I don't even know, I mean I'm just gonna fight against...
...this.
Okay.
GG's then...
I'm not gonna hit Varus 2 ever.
Like, yeah, I'm just stuck with Ezreal carry the entire game.
GG's.
G...
G.
I'm gonna go Bramble to try to help this stupid ass
How my front line to cast
Bastion warrior BD. I mean five cost runans with six blaster like whatever
One cast good enough doesn't cast just get me out of the game anyway. I don't even care GGs
To little buddies
nice I mean this guy bro like it like this guy went six he hit I mean just true
zero and he went seventh on a fucking five-street by the way like a 10-street
is all I'm gonna say I mean it's good against one player it's worthless
against these two okay nice they said it's not even good arm of charm
you guys the guy with the least amount of money hit and just instantly in
the guy 10 streaked into a 7th.
The president just loads in 4-2 with fucking cheats.
GG's.
It's just a fight, like you think that guy who had the strongest early game ever
had perfect items for Varus going 7th?
Was he not supposed to play Varus?
He's supposed to give up his 10 streak?
Because Varus has contested?
No man, it's just a fucking lottery.
You were just sitting there's only three fucking Thompson the game
Like you're gonna get three-way contested sometimes man. Like don't get me wrong
I should not have missed way and and I I would have and I probably would have taught for this game
But you think he like I don't I didn't watch his game
But like you're telling me a tense streak with IE IE whatever the fuck I was a tense or he was like 90 something HP
How man, he just doesn't hit bears and then he resets on five one and like sure like I mean
He hit Varus at the end, but he already bled out way too hard because Varus 1 fucking sucks.
Like, oh my, it's just, and then I just, I don't find a single fucking Varus.
And then the guy with the least amount of gold probably rolls three times on level 8, just loads in Varus 2.
He was level 640 post-Harris out.
I was level 750, I have 40 gold on him.
And he can be 4-2-30 gold with Varus 2.
Or not 4-2, it's 4-5, it's 4-5.
Four five bears to 20 gold is 20 gold 20 gold four five bears to
Yeah, okay. Yeah, GGs. I guess
And I just don't have a single one
Do a prayer before roll down. Well, how like please do like I'm not religious. Please teach me man
Like what how do I fucking pray? I I would I need to know man like I need this very I need this various twos
Please I will I will I will do anything man
Like before my roll down like please there's ten goals. Just give me the two-star
I like I expected four rolls the two-star. I need it
You guys said poppy solos, right? I mean it better. It should
Monka, what is it? Oh look at my units
What?
Hey, be a book bro
My opener is so fucking bad. I mean, I'll actually take
I mean he's probably open into Kalista, right?
Bro, I really don't want to take sub-service, I don't care, I'm not taking this shit.
Is Rudein's acceptable on Kalista?
Or no?
Probably not.
I mean, okay, honestly, like, no way.
I mean, econ on the previous turn.
I was upgrading to champion anyway.
What'd I get?
Oh, plus one.
Nice.
Both tier BF?
Honestly, it's both tier BF.
If he's tier BF, he might actually play Karma.
Can I just write down the card, is that good?
Oh, I would keep this if I had, uh, if I had, like, Jinx.
If I had, like, a good opener.
I'd use it once a Jinx.
But, uh, yeah, I'm just opening for Trubus.
Guardbreaker, bow, bow, bow, bow.
I don't even want to save the other bow until...
30 AS, 15%? Nope.
Uploadability, buying ASP costs one less, game.
Even if he's playing Kalista.
I'm pretty sure he's Kalista.
So if he's Kalista, this guy's Varus, this guy might be open into Kalista as well.
This guy's Beltier, probably Karma. Is this subscription service with Gensu?
He's probably Kalista. Okay, so I'm not even playing Kalista this time. I'm probably playing Karma.
This guy is Upward Mobility into probably Karma or Varus. And then this guy is
is living forage. Nashor's tooth plus a thing. Am I just going to contest Varys then? Nice.
At least I'm first pick. Yeah, pindor's ending in the rise. Like I don't even want to win
pocket. Let's just play some rise then. Yeah, rise. In state. It's actually good. If
you hit little buddies, it's not even bad. I have pindor's. Sure. Did we lost? Wait
Wait, what did he go?
He went both, so he's probably karma.
And if he's karma, what did this guy go?
Rod?
He's Kinsu Rod?
I mean, Substitution Service, he only kept rock on.
But he didn't even buy the other two.
Or the other three.
He's only buying rock on in Kalista.
Huh?
Okay, should I just buy some rice?
Like, is radiant archangel good on rice?
It is, right?
It's this?
Do you promise?
Bro, it says Willbreaker is fucking this, man.
All right, fuck this.
I got tricked.
Let me do a rescout.
I can probably figure out what people are playing.
Bo Tier, Belt, Chain, I mean, Full Open.
Bo Bo Tier, BF, probably Karma.
Kalista?
I mean, he's Kalista Lock.
Bro, he didn't even bind anything except for rock on.
Like what?
Karma?
Okay, I'm just Kalista.
Like it has to be.
Like I wouldn't play Kalista
if it were like five way contested,
but I think it's actually only,
like this guy doesn't even have one he's only buying rock on in Galista which is
kind of annoying but like whatever I'm pretty sure this guy's karma if you went
bowing here so it's here BF bow bow and then this guy I'm not sure yet but sure
I lost my five streak though so that's not good oh radiant ensue the fuck
belt belt okay if I radiant ensue what's true this last whisper probably
I'm just gonna go left this way. There's no one to look into.
Should I just save this here?
Gumbly?
Gumbly this miss?
Oh, it's Gumbly'd?
Oh, that sounds actually good as fuck, actually.
I will allow that.
Let me look it up.
I mean, that sounds right. I mean, that sounds fucking amazing, actually.
Gumbly'd?
Yeah, it's Gumbly'd and it's not even close.
Okay, GG's then. Thank you!
Can you search up a rock on as well?
It's probably just Warmon's Gargoyles.
Fuck blue buff morello titans BT. Yeah, why I think you pivoted I think you pivoted to Varus. Oh, okay. Thanks, buddy
I mean, it's this gold plus a component
Comment matters. I mean I want some combat. I
Mean he pivoted. I don't even I mean one component is not even good. I don't even want more components
I mean this is as close as for sure and he's upward mobility. Where is he closer for sure? Probably gargoyle redemption. Oh
Great
Unified
I'm not gonna go red buff, but I kinda wanna gargoyle first.
Here's a blaster I can play.
Bastion.
Uh, yeah, 2-star Nogeth.
I don't even have anything to play, yeah, whatever.
Warbogs.
Chain.
Gargoyles.
Blasters for someone else.
I don't really wanna slam because on Karatsoll I'm just gonna always go for rock-on.
I'm not even rich.
But the thing is my items are so good that I'm pretty sure Kalista 1 is stable.
Radiant, Gensu, Gumblade.
Also, I don't know if Kama Bandage still does this, but I remember in like set 5, I remember in set 5, like Dawnbringer would be unwanchotable.
Does it have one-shot protection? Or nah.
Like, if Baris shoots someone that hasn't brought Kama Bandage yet, does Kama Bandage just always go off?
No? Oh. Okay, never mind then.
But what is this guy playing? I didn't see.
He's Jax, Lillia, Hecarim. Is he playing...
Is he playing Callista?
Monka. I think I'll mate.
Oh wait, oh wait, no he's not.
He went Glove?
I mean, at least I'm on a two streak.
This guy pivoted to Varus, I think.
What the fuck is he even playing?
I think he pivoted back to Callista!
Cause he hit Pandora's bench!
He just hits Pandora's bench!
And then he's just like, alright, I'm against, I...
And now he's back to Callista!
This guy's also Callista.
Play Jinx. Bro, it fucking sucks man. It's just straight up. I'd rather have Kalista 1 than Jinx 3.
Okay, that's not true. I mean, Jinx 3 is better than Kalista 1. But the thing is, bro, I'm not gonna find Jinx 3 until stage 5, but then I'm already dead.
I'm 8. Bro, like, it cannot be real, man. Subscription service? He doesn't buy any 4 costs. He only buys... He only buys Rockon. That's it.
And then he's like alright yeah whatever like I'm gonna make even shroud and then he plays towards
Nasis Varus because he missed rock on Galista again, but he hit Nasis and Varus and then he's like oh wait
What's this man doors bench all right and going right back to Galista like this guy had no opener
I don't like I mean I would I I had no opener as well. He had no opener and then he's rolling five million gold
so that's not good
I and then this guy. I don't even know and then
AP AP
I cannot believe it like how can you take subscription service?
did not buy a single four cost, unless I should probably save this belt, but I'll probably
roll if I hit Bo. I'm never upgrading Zillian, 4-1, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo. I mean, I could
stack one, but then by then every single, nice. He has a Kalista. Great. I can guarantee
I have so many components though, so let's play them. Oh, Kalista. I missed the thing
Okay am I going straight to 9 then?
I think my item quality is just so fucking illegal that I'm gonna full streak with this.
And yeah I'm contested but I can just go 9.
I don't think I'm just gonna hit close to 2 out of nowhere.
My item quality is just too fucking good.
Yeah I can't miss.
Yeah no diff, whatever, whole board 1 star, don't have a single 2 star by the way.
PTA, support golem, workling behind, support golem, oh!
Like fuck I lock a backline
Tee he is that is that even
Like is it are you sure my my my rock-on's not dead?
All right, how about this I lock it backline until my rock-on dies
If my rock-on dies then then I'll open it. I mean, it's not even that good because I feel like I can I can play this anyway
I'm sorry. I should probably just sit here. I mean, I have true fucking gigabits reading reading ginsu
Bumblade I just want you guys to know I don't have a single two-star. I'm not even kidding
I I don't I don't think I'm in my I don't quite it's just good though, but he's just sitting here
Like it just cannot be real man. Oh
Great. Yeah, close to two. He has golden equal on bench. He's about to have rock on two as well. Um, I
Also, if I fight this I'm pretty sure my rock on is not surviving fuck terror to rise to psych
Bro this comp doesn't do anything
How the fuck does it kill a single unit I don't get it
This unit is so fucking trash
Here's Diana. I'm just gonna go for Trubus. Just guarantee it.
It's three gold, who the fuck there is. But this guy's Rock-on too.
This guy is just sitting here rolling two two star four costs.
Please don't hit. Yeah, you trash. Yeah, you're dead. Okay.
All right, this guy's Varus one. Varus one doesn't do anything.
You need Varus two at a rate. You're not gonna kill a single fucking unit
with Varus one. It's so fucking garbage.
Millio? Millio? Yeah, I'm just gonna do a random swap, fuck it. Oh, EFFed. Okay, bye-bye.
Bro, if you took it, I don't even know what he took. Subscription service?
Oh, this guy's double-consume. Close to two. Oh, I got zillion bomb.
Oh, okay, you trashed that. I buy streak this stage with zero upgrades.
Not even a jacks to like a bro. Okay, you know what I realized is it bearish the most overrated fucking comp
When you can test the bearish and you're you're stuck on bearish one. What the fuck is your game plan?
I don't know. Okay. I'm gonna suck one. I'm about to just love them fucking send an extra. Yeah, let me roll once return. I
Just I just put it on if I buy this right now doesn't work for next round
And that's four gold fuck that. I okay. It's actually pretty good though
Yeah, I will buy for that shot, 4-1, but it's pretty good. Guarantee combat, CCHB.
One more cast and I win.
Bro, it can give it the heck from this problem.
The celebrant is kind of serious. I feel like if it dies...
If it dies before I get some stacks, I'm fucked.
But I keep saying that, but it just keeps on surrying, so I don't know.
I think this guy's Reaper, actually.
Oh, what the fuck? He's guaranteed to hit.
Oh, what the...
Oh, laugh.
Why is he... why...
Oh, fuck.
Preserver?
Frost plus one?
Five preserver?
He's a millialed preserver?
Is that for me then?
He just got a millialed preserver!
I didn't get that shit!
There's fairy plus one?
Yeah, fairy plus one.
Okay, I roll it.
I'll mate.
I can play bardo?
Honestly, bardo's pretty good.
I don't know if we're in this trash, I'd rather go just for Garo.
Oh, Laugh.
I can't even use any of that.
I actually don't know if this is going to last.
Is he 6 Blaster?
I mean, he can't even hit.
Unless he gets a Golden Niko, damn it.
I should have fared him a heck of a long time as well.
I can bounce the TG and get Fairy to Morgana for her HP.
How much HP? 400?
And then give it a Real Light and then send it to TG.
It's even better.
I'm really good at always keeping it in.
Alright.
Bard, please.
Bard, please.
heck a rim zillion is there one two three four five six seven eight nine
there's one left I mean I like can I just find it then cuz like what if you
just get to golden ego augment of these items are looking kind of good
BT sterak's hodge bro should I just warm up Camille I swear this warm up
Camille is kind of fucks or is BT better warm up Camille or BT
BD? Double healing? I mean, okay, he's gonna save 3 stars.
But why did I save warm-ups? There's no fucking way it's warm-ups.
Oh! Oh! BD, red buff.
Wait, he might go for like other 3 stars, though.
Oh wait, did he give up on Olaf?
Oh, perfect. He's level 10, though.
My Hecarim did 5k damage. What the fuck?
Okay, I should probably try to buy the 5 costs that he wants.
Maybe Briar. Maybe he needs to go in for Olaf again.
Maybe he's going to this shit. We can't go for that. Okay, nothing like Diana. It's probably Briar
Is he busy? I mean, okay, Briar for sure. I'll hold all off just in case
I mean, there's no way he has to sell his entire board
Millio crown guard multi striker multi striker five multi
I can play five multi. It's not even good. I
Can go crown guard remover
teaching someone else yeah whatever fuck it
what I roll I wrote better items though I'll wait
cuz I can go more God I don't care so
there's one side swim. Two Diana, two Morgh
Diana too. Okay bro he's not even trying to win man
so why is this guy still in the game? I just have to go ten
and hold one of every five of us. Oh Pandora's
Oh, thanks! Oh, thanks, guys!
The only way he can win is if he goes 3-star Legendary.
Like, if I lose right now, it's fine. Like, I'm- I'm- I'm sitting on 50 gold.
I can go 9 for Arcana.
Hi! Ooh!
Hi!
Hi! Ooh!
Oh.
Red buff, IE.
I mean, I kinda wanna just wait, because the thing is, like, it's not even bad.
Okay, no, it's pretty bad.
But the problem is I wanna tg someone else.
And I only have one remover.
I- oh, actually?
Okay, it's pretty bad.
And that is tg. I want to tg the tk and I'm why is this guy still in the game?
okay
Kalista gg's
Nice play. Oh, thanks
Thanks, man
Bro had to have Hyrule for a first. I I went nine
with Jax one
Seraphine one three item
zillion one rock on one Kalista one
Hecarim one
Something won. I don't fucking know man. It just like it just clicked. Bro if I don't have
The thing is okay from now on it actually clicked. I won't even complain
If I but like the thing is you know
I will complain actually because if you if you go if you if you play various from a really good spot and
You don't mess up and you completely whiff your roll down. You probably go six
But honestly a sixth place carrying an Ezreal the entire game. Is that even bad?
like that's fine that's good like I bro I'm carrying a fucking Ezreal man but
like the thing is with Kalista if you full open into Kalista if your item
quality is good enough you probably can go six with rock on one Kalista one and
then if you hit rock on to a Kalista two you just fucking speedrun a burst
you play something other than Kalista bro I'm not even a Kalista player like
if I have no opener and I have Pandora's items like of course I'm gonna
play towards Kalista. I just want you guys to know, at least I didn't take fucking subscription
service. Ignore three out of the four units. Only buy Rakan. Then miss Rakan Kalista again,
pivot to Nasus, Varus, with Gintsu Shoujin slammed. Then hit Pandora's Bench and repivot
back to Kalista. Like that's actually a hard force. Like there's no fucking way
that's right thumbsy three oh a bow okay guess I want to get them you play
every common the game with both oh
this actually is not very good out of here
the fucking six switch big gains one time I was told that that big gains in
the calista is it's fucking broken actually and you know what I mean I'm
down to try it. Okay, big gain skillista then. GG's. Gained 100 bonus health and
permanently gained 12. Oh and then you just heal with chrono and then it gets to a point where you just win out for free.
It's probably not that it's good, it's probably that the highs are so high that
it just skews the AVP up. It's probably just a first or eighth. But you either
win for free or you're just 8. JG, Epoch, IE, bow, blaster plus 1, slammin,
gargoyle redemption lilia 2 on bench you already know this guy's playing calista with zero bow zero rod full win streak
He's getting a single bow. No man. IE
Patient study probably. Oh, fuck. He's a bow with patient study
Monka
Congrats on your first win a big bro. I have a feeling I'm about to hit
Calista on five like pre-level to five and I just wouldn't be getting four free
GG's then.
Bro, this Jax is not even squishy.
Is someone just broken?
What is this?
Level 5?
Great.
I'm buffed.
I'm last pick.
Lilia2, he's level 5 of Slammin.
Epoch.
I.E. Bow.
I.E. Verus, Verus. There's 3 Verus players.
There's 4 Verus players.
There's 5 Verus players.
actually this guy might be playing but what did he go did he go rod well he
actually got a rod you got a half-kinsu it's actually I don't know he there's
actually we're going to love it there's actually five various players this lobby
what the fuck hey one two three four five probably Calista I'm Calista and
it says AP okay I just need to make sure this fucker doesn't hit one three
Callista 3 or Karma 3. I'm pretty sure the Varus is just sort of going like 2, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
Or 2, 5, 6, 7, 8. Alright, it's probably gonna be like 2, 4, 6, 7, 8. And then Callista's 1, 3, or 5.
Callista Karma is 1, 3, 5. I'm Callista what? Really? Okay. For my team, actually there's so much HP though.
Win, win, lose, win with big gains. I mean, I just need to find this Callista ASAP where it's won.
If this guy gets a bow, I'm gonna start bitching.
Oh, I got a bow.
My items are so good.
U.M. bow bow.
He's probably...
He got belt BF. Nice.
E-crash.
Honestly, Fairy Court of Royal Garbots are not that good.
I mean, it's good, but it's not that good.
Wait, he just...
Wait, did he reforge and get a rod?
Aw, man.
So it's 3-way-confested karma or Kalista.
3-way-confested Kalista.
He's lvl 640. I lost my streak.
The little buddies in Kalista allowed.
Trade tracker and I play towards Varus.
Honestly, can they play trade tracker rise?
Warblog's Cloak, Gensu Bo.
Oh, fuck, I misclicked.
Watch a piece of this.
Okay, well I have no econ augment.
He's trade tracker into Varus probably.
Yeah, oh fuck, he's gonna win.
This guy has hit rating gold into Varus, IE, Bow, Patient Study, the fuck?
Okay, Gintsu, IE, level 640 as well, Karma, Karma probably.
Okay, it's fine.
Oh, Olaf.
Honestly, LittleBuddy's Olaf carry?
It's probably not even that bad.
And then I just ginsu- how do you kill rockon?
Yeah that's a great question actually, I don't know, I mean it's all of this super high roll.
Cause it's uh, it's a little buddy right now, and uh it spikes my board a lot harder, cause
it's way better than fucking Kog'Maw.
And maybe I can scam some rounds, even if I don't win the round at least I can
save some HP.
Fucking last big.
Prime pan is preserver plus one.
It's not even good.
Bo rod, Bo, Ginsu.
Okay, bro, just look at my spot.
Little buddies, little buddies, big gains.
Ginsu, Ginsu, I'm forced.
How do you have 12, oh wait, oh it's,
I don't think it's updated, I think.
Bro, no one's upgrading this trash, man.
I actually would upgrade Seraphine too.
Honestly, Tristana, it's too expensive for this.
I mean, I pay one gold,
I might be able to find a zilean in the app pocket
How does big games every tank tank you just get you just get some HP, but it's like super good because it gets to a point
Where rock-horns are unfillable and
Then you get a chrono proc and then it just ramps up and you just wouldn't win the fight for free
I mean, it's my five losses in neutral as well. Honestly, I don't even care that much
Like the thing is out of the cell if I lose
I have to sell like two things
Also, I don't even I can't even for one it. I don't have enough money
If I four I mean it's a 40 for sure. It's only one way to best it I think
What happened to the other Calista player?
I thought there was two.
Oh nice, one unit loss, perfect.
It's actual econ loss.
I mean, it's 4-2 for sure, yeah?
Like this guy's Calista, yeah?
But he's not that rich either.
Like a Varus player, Varus player.
Not sure.
Some Olaf flex.
Morello, BF.
Playing towards Karma.
So there's only one other Calista player.
And I'm 2-4.
Also on like a 10 loss. Oh my god, my items. This is allowed?
Dragons attacks deal an extra 1% mass health
Holy fuck. This spot is so good. It's actually so good
Two-way contested. I'm not even that poor. I'm pretty poor. I'm only rolling. I'm rolling 40 gold
But I already have one rock on I just need a Calista. My items are warmogs gargoyle ginsu ginsu
It's like I've got Pandora's items. The fuck?
Hopefully these losers aren't holding Calista, or I'm not gonna be very happy
Hey, Rockon! He sent it to 0. He has 1 Rockon, 2 Calissa, that's fine, he's 10 gold.
Did he fuck up his items or something? How the fuck can he get run over by my trash?
4 Fairy, I'm 4 Multi Striker, but I don't want to roll anymore.
Yeah, I might as well play 5 Multi, so it'll be zillion.
But the moment I find Ari or TK, I mean, Ari's actually super good here.
Like LittleBuddy's Aris is like a mascot.
I'll call you over to leave you now.
Fuck Reserver, fuck Chrono.
I'm not signing, I'm not signing fuck Chrono.
Uh, I mean, Katerina 2 is not even bad.
Holy fuck!
I rolled once.
This game?
I... I don't know.
I don't get it.
Is everything for LittleBuddy's? It's better for sure.
No one cares about Warrior.
What the fuck?
Double Recon Shop, Double Callista Shop?
What?
Okay, you know what, I won't complain ever again.
For the rest of this stream.
There's a Milio with a belt.
I mean, I can go, I can go frying pan
and get a Preserver plus one.
But he just said Milio too?
Really?
Bro, he's not golden eagle in the fucking Milio. Man, relax.
One Roper Charm.
Holy fuck, that one will just about give me 5,000 gold.
Also, which one?
Uh, 1300, 1324.
Wait, which one was it again?
1324, it's that one.
Man, he just TP'd to rock onto Callistatue.
You crash.
I'm getting 10 gold here, I think.
Okay, honestly, do I even want to drop out of Jax- Jaxalina Collie here?
I feel like- I feel like it's not even bad.
This guy actually has a lot of HP.
Okay, what the fuck am I even saying?
Okay, well, GG's then.
I don't know what the fuck this is.
This guy has 50 gold, holy shit. That is not good for me.
This chrono with big games that was actually like giga value.
He just full heals my entire board.
There is the Milio.
I can go Milio.
Oh, there's a bardo, but I'm probably actually just playing R this game.
Honestly, 5% of her has to be better with, uh, if I hit a cameo.
I didn't hit, now what?
What can I make? Bastion? Multi? I can't even make multi. What the fuck can I make then?
Huh? Okay, I mean I'll get a reforger eventually. It's all good. GG's then. And then if I don't get a reforger
I mean you can't conjure spat anymore. Oh
Man, I can go I can go for a scholar
Milio Ari Bardo
Honestly, that doesn't even sound bad. And then who the fuck am I gonna scholar though? Camille?
I would have to go fast 10 also. I think it's kind of in a two-man
Also, it's study hard. I just I just rolled on on on amount of interval. I could have leveled last turn. Okay now
I'm eight. I might as well roll for a real turn. I'm never upgrading R.E. I actually will upgrade this
I'm not even trying to arena
If I find Milio before a report if I find Milio before our forger, I'll probably just
I think he's trying to go for Gwendolyn 3
Oh wait no, he didn't even have Gwendolyn 2
That guy's a cameo too though, the fuck, he's a rat
I'm not paying for this shit man, fuck off
G, okay, Milio
And I just call her cameo-y
It's not even that bad
And then I just level from Lagana
Oh, they threw a BT
Oh, good job man
Look at my Calistus HP, what is this?
Nah, it's just a little bit
Nah, it's just a little bit, honestly it doesn't even sound bad
That actually doesn't even sound bad
Porto, honey, Nancy
Is he going for the 3 star or anything? Morgana?
4 scholar
This guy is 0 gold, Gwen paired, Camille 2
Is he playing 4 fucking scholar? What the fuck is this shit?
4 preserver, 4 qualifier
What? I slept 10 hours and this guy is still playing Kalista
Yeah, I'm still winning every game then
Honestly fuck
Yeah, Camille 2, 1 chop GGs
That was what I'm about to lose
I- What is this team doing? Hello?
Okay, good job, guys.
It's perfect to roll 5-1.
Or 6-1, because I bought that confidence to be on it.
I always forget.
64, right?
I can swap items.
Rod Belt.
Bow Belt.
I mean, I don't really want to roll on these odds, though.
Is there...
Bow Belt?
Rod Belt?
I'm down to just go 9.
Like, I'm not rolling twice, man. Fuck that.
I can actually 9 in how many turns?
I mean, I'm not going to bother rolling for a charm.
It's 60 to level next turn.
leveling is actually pretty big, I can level for preserver
any... it's just morgana
he probably has morgana too, yeah he does
uh...
I'm kinda scared
if it starts first cast on
maybe I can zilean it or something, I don't know
no, it doesn't really matter
I think
my zilean didn't ult a single time
oh, criminal proc
I mean, it's perfect to ult this turn
and then I might as well just wait until one post
I don't get it, like why, like, how come I don't just close to every game?
I don't get it.
Is he tremors?
Oh my, I got fucking earthquake and he has tremors?
Great.
I am fucked.
I'm actually guaranteed fucked.
I guess, okay, I guess tremor's procted in the middle of what's it called.
Oh, tremor's again, man.
All right, so I'll go one more and then I can 10.
That is...
...stri...
...we...
...I...
...aw, man.
I wouldn't even mind the last Whisperer.
I can move Scholar to someone else.
Because like, Chancellor is gonna get two full items, yeah.
Scholar Zilean.
Honestly, doesn't Hecarim actually pump?
I don't think he'll roll once.
Okay, well hopefully I win if I don't win or whatever.
I feel like my Milio with three items is like there's no way he doesn't feed it.
Three. In the fight.
Wait, I think I won!
Let me show you guys something.
I'm muted this shit.
Okay.
This is the previous game of Callisto.
Look at my board that I stopped rolling on. Just look.
Right? Okay.
Rock on one, Jax won a TG. Serpene won a Blastos and Morello.
Everything one star. Let's skip the 5-1.
I didn't lose a single round this stage.
Okay. GG I guess.
Sack and 1 before I go 9.
And it's not even a sack I won anyway.
Olaf 2, Fiora 2, Morgana, Karma.
Honestly, the fight was pretty close, I barely won.
Okay, what's that close?
And I didn't lose a single round.
And then, look at the fucking roll down this game, I think I rolled three times total.
Camille first shot.
Roll once.
Azillion, it's not even good, Milia, Katarina.
Oh, double rock on, okay. GG then!
And yeah, gonna roll for a Calista. Oh, what's this? Next shot, double Calista, Golden Niko, going straight to 9.
Bro, this game is not very good, man.
I don't get it.
Even Soju can win from these spots.
Bro, I wrote three times or something.
Like, I don't even know, like, bro, I don't know, man.
Also, my tracker doesn't track.
I think I put a setting where...
I can't mind it. Overlays, create your overlay.
I put a setting where it only shows like 10 games or something.
I'm not, like, I'm not saying my average is much better, but...
Oh, I think I went to a 4.
Oh, yay.
I mean...
Do you think you can teach a monkey to play Kalista?
Bro, I can teach fuckin' Twitch chat to play Kalista.
You just don't interact with the game?
Get Gintsu, Gintsu going?
You click on an econ augment, if you have an econ augment, you can roll 50 gold on 4-1.
If you're 3-way contestant, you just 4-1 it.
If you're 2-way contestant, whatever, just 4-2 it.
And then, yeah, GG's.
GG.
When does, uh, when does World Star, who's playing today?
World's schedule.
Let me see.
it's pain versus Viking eSports bro this is this name of Vikings eSports you
don't even have to tell me I don't even have to play league to know that this
team fucking sucks your fucking your team name is Vikings eSports bro shut
the fuck up Julia to I feel like if your name has is something eSports that
That just means these players are getting paid 100 of any other like tier 1 pro.
Or no.
I didn't even buy anything, I'm just sitting here talking to myself.
Vitality Esports?
Isn't it team vitality?
It has to be.
It is.
I think.
Bro, this BRDoggy guy?
Yeah!
This guy is not going to be very happy with me, I think.
I'm not it's not a close to game. Don't worry. This beer dovey guy is gonna be not very happy with me
I think I think he's been he went second to me twice already and I played Calista both times
He's sitting here playing like some fucking flesh shit like slowly pivoting like Gwen fiora and like the karma board into like Briar Diana
Morgana he's loads in Briar to Morgana to Diana to literally everything to start legendary and I'm just sitting here with rock on
Let me actually go to his board and thumbs up him.
Fuck it.
Okay, honestly, I should definitely just lose two rolls.
This is just gonna boost my entire fucking early mid game by 10 million.
And then I guess I can buy this then.
Upgraded champion.
Minus four, but it's plus a million, man.
Like there's definitely gonna be, like it's probably gonna be like 20 HP.
It's more than 20 HP, actually, like it's straight up like 40 HP.
No joke.
I think I lost, actually?
I mean just say it, Seraphine 2 dip, are we?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, just say it, Seraphine 2 dip.
GG then.
That's already the same HP plus one plus two.
One gold for winning the round and then one gold for streak.
I mean I'm not upgrading this shit, I mean,
bro, you think I'm an idiot?
No man.
If there was something else in the shop
that was like somewhat decent.
Okay, honestly, there's a Vex as well.
If I win this round, minus four again, like it's fine.
Jacks 2 plus of X, it's actually good man.
I guess I can lock and gain 2.
Alright wait, if I buy this round then I see one shop in the next round.
I don't gain 2, wait what?
If I lock, do I gain 2 or no?
Cause why don't I just lock next round and I get perfect info and maybe I find the
close to the next shop.
It's fine guys, it's fine.
I'm not gonna buy another shop, I promise.
I promise, I won't buy another shop.
Like it's too good man, like please, I won't buy another shop, I promise, I promise.
Unless there's Rockon or Kalista, then I'm down.
Is this even better?
Probably.
Okay.
GG's then.
I think I'm uncontested.
Oh, wait.
Oh, I'm definitely not uncontested.
What the fuck?
Aw, man.
And here's an econ augment.
I mean, it's okay.
One way contested, it's all good.
And I have an econ augment as well.
I'm getting four gold a turn.
And also, my board is actually good.
And I was gonna afford to send it,
One Brawl Con, one Calista, goes straight to 9.
GG!
I already have Jax 2, Lilia 2, Seraphine 2, Katarina.
I'm already 4 out of 8 on the final board, but I don't want to play Calista, don't worry.
I think I'm going to play Ryze this game.
Ryze Woked!
Ryze and Shob?
Oh yeah, but the thing is, I'd rather just get the 2 rerolls.
I can just find Ryze later, it's fine.
I mean, if I get like, no, even if I get to your rod, I don't think.
Yeah, I think he realized that I'm playing Calista again.
This guy's probably wondering like bro why does everyone watch this fucking loser?
I mean he's playing Varus, I mean he played Karma Karma Varus, there's only 3 comps man,
Humber augment, if I don't interact with my shop I just gain, I mean Zillian's like
too expensive, this is too expensive, if I don't interact with my shop I just gain
I just gain 2 heroes, that's all.
I mean usually you don't fight shit with this shit, but I just natural everything,
in the same shops.
So I'm up 8 8 rolls next round so I'll be at 16, 16 mold, so it's not bad.
And then I think I'm one, like this guy's Nashor's tooth,
blue buff, Morello, Gargoyle, Chain, Glove,
Lathen, Forge, I, Eastland, Barris, Shogun, Bo,
Gintsu, Bo, oh another Bo, okay.
Double Gargoyle, I don't really like that much.
Is, I mean I kind of like BT,
like BT protectors I'll play around Bo,
but I don't really like, I feel like protectors though,
I mean it's fine, it's more than fine actually.
Where is it? BT? Protector's Vow and Play-A-Round Bow. GG's then. My item is just Trubus again.
I have 4, I'm already 6 out of 6 Rock-On. I'm basically 6 out of 6 Clameo because BT plus 2 from Milio.
And then I'm Gimsu Bow, which is basically 5 out of 6 because you can even go Nashus with Clista.
And I'm just sitting here on a 6th streak. Tiny Titans.
Each time an ally champion dies, 30% branching out, find vintage, blistering strikes,
missed connections, blistering strikes, mage, bastion, warrior, I...
What's the plan? Also, was it a zero gold krugs? Why the fuck? I have nothing.
Also, should I just level and use some rolls?
Like one mage, one bastion?
I mean, I'm not even rich though.
I feel like my board is just gonna lose.
My board fucking sucks.
I have a fucking gargoyle BT protectors about Lilia
with a ginsu bobser v.
I would just sit here and do nothing.
Because if I level and roll, not only do I lose rolls,
I also lose more rolls.
And if I lose my streak, like, who the fuck cares?
The game's already set up.
I already won the game.
If I leveled and rolled here, I would have beat this guy actually.
I mean, I'm actually down to level for this, it's minus 4, but it's actually minus 5.
But the thing is, I get the whole zillion as well.
And there's a bardo, which is going to be my level 7.
Okay, I'm sorry guys.
And I get to play Vastion.
And then I might as well just set up my level 7.
Not really, not really, because I can just play the unit I get from Karatsel.
Not losing gold for fucking bardo and interestana.
Man, I would be on a fucking Tensury if I just leveled and rolled then oh man. Oh, I'm not even last big though
Starax B T IE IE ginsu bow
restart mission
Wait, I think he's close to as well
the fault ginsu bow gargoyle redemption hodge
Ginsu gargoyle redemption bow. Oh
My fucking god
I don't even want a Sunlust Whisperer, okay, I mean it's fine. If it's three-way contested, I mean I'm just 4-1 for sure.
I have infinite rolls on 4-1, it's fine. I mean he's 4-1ing for sure as well.
Is this guy 4-1ing as well?
He's good for something- oh wait.
Oh yeah, I think he's playing Jinx. Oh, okay. I mean if he's playing Jinx,
I mean by the time I roll there's gonna be so many going on.
But it's actually so much, because I see even extra 4 plus 5 plus 4.
I assume I don't buy anything on 4-1.
It's too easy to test it through the fuckers.
I bought him after he fucking sent it.
Should I just 4-1 it then?
That way I can roll at the same time as him.
Also this guy's karma, the rock-ons are gonna be gone.
This guy's also playing towards rock-on as well.
Okay I'm 4-1ing for sure, what the fuck is this shit?
In fact I'm just gonna 3-7 it.
3-7 until like, no it's a 4-1 for sure, it's not a 3-7 because that's an extra
4, that's an extra 5 gold on top of an extra fucking 4 gold, it's 9 gold.
Okay, all four one. How the fuck did I kill so many units? I guess if I buy, if I have
the buy unit here, like if there's a rock on a cliff, let's all just 3-7 it.
Oh, there's nothing. Okay, I don't even have enough money to 3-7 it. The fuck do you, like,
wait, what? I mean, I have Rormor's Gargoyle protection without someone else. I also
even tried if I wanted. I, holy fuck. Three Croto, three Multi Striker. I don't
have a heck of a rim either way I'm going straight tonight G G okay he's 30
gold level 8 30 gold how hard did he hit hopefully not hard oh he doesn't have a
single closer or rock on yeah you oh wait I mean every time it's pretty good
I didn't click your trash very close one trash
I'm on blistering strikes, player on cloak, a cloak, at the tap, I'm just gonna bank rolls
and I just 9 on 5 through this game, yeah.
9 on 5 too, use like, I don't know, like fucking 30 gold rolls on 9 odds and then I can just
play like, yeah, come here with 2 morgana, 2 milio, 1 milio, I just instantly win
the game.
I don't even have to find rock on 2 or callista 2, I just need one of the two
and I find 1 milio and I put a bardo or a piece of shit on his instant win.
Just so I went through 0 and he has 1 raucon.
Okay, the problem is I don't think I'm ever getting raucon too.
It's actually impossible.
Because there's like 3 karma players in this lobby, but it's fine.
It doesn't really matter.
The smear is actually hard because he has doubled into...
I have Camille though, you know, blistering shards.
Okay, E-Fresh then.
This is stable. I mean my item quality is good though.
He's good though. I have Camille with BT, Preventor's Vow, Wormogs, Gargoyle, Gintsu, Last Whisper, like Gintsu, Gintsu is better.
Rockon is true Biss, I have Anti-Heal, I have Anti-Armor, and then like I have, like what do I have? I have, I think Epitaph is the second best you can hit, I think.
Kalista? Rockon? Zilean, I mean number one Biss is Avenged the Fuck and Whatever the Fuck.
On 4-2? Oh yeah, it's Little Buddies is better, but like probably it's not much better. I mean it's the third best, I mean Avenge the Fallen, Little Buddies is better than Epitaph.
I mean what is it on 3-2? Avenge, support column, like yeah. Epitaph, GG! I mean I hit a true miss. So now I'm just going straight to 9.
Yeah, so he took reinforcements. Oh he took reinforcements from Rock on 2. I mean I'm never hitting Rock on 2 but that's fine.
It's fine.
Why I spent to win?
It's probably just like you're re-rolling for preservers and then you just play Kalista
instead of Jinx.
Kalista too.
Why did you gumbly last time?
Because yeah, I'm raiding gensu.
If you're raiding gensu, you don't go gensu-gensu-gensu.
Because raiding gensu is basically like fucking three gensus already.
You'd rather just have gumbly'd.
But the true trubus is gensu-gensu.
Bro, last was for, you don't even want last was for man.
It's just some fake news.
That shit doesn't do anything.
shit is like I don't even feel good buying this trash I mean like it doesn't
matter who the fuck cares oh millio okay it's not even good minus four man I'm
in 10 rolls out 20 gold banked nine oh actually did I buy the study thing 68 no
I didn't it would be fucked by two okay yes it's just a five two I just act I
have to stack three more rounds I'm 73 HP stack three I'm never hitting rock
2 here but that's fine. Wait this guy has a Calista on his board. What the fuck is this shit?
I think you've had no Karma's, that's probably why. Is that even Calista paired?
Oh, he was Sterak's. Oh thanks buddy. And what's this?
Calista one? Rock on one? Four streak again?
Okay, but this time I like this time is actually reasonable. I have like double combat here
and then also I actually have some upgrades. Like at least I like Caterina 2 isn't even
bad. Lilia2 is not even bad. I have a fucking Camille. Jax2 is not even bad. I have a Milio
that I just got, but I think I would have won. Actually, I don't even know if I would
have won without Lilio here, but maybe. I mean, Lilian1, Lilian2, no one fucking cares.
I think the previous word, like the previous one was a fucking scam, but I think this one is...
Oh, holy shit. Now I'm 8. Okay, he has no combat. I'm gonna lose this round,
but I will fucking dumps her in two turns. He's triple fucking Econ. Like, if I had a
single upgrade you would get fucking
thumpstered yeah it's uh it's not gonna
project but I haven't I haven't seen one
so okay stock one more than for some
in is if you don't interact with your
shop or if you don't if you don't buy a
champ you can buy the charms you just
get two rolls so I'm at 12 I'm gonna be
at 14 I'll be at 16 rolls per victim
roll by two with extra rolls I probably
won't hit rock on but
Oh, nice. Yeah, tier. And tier. What if I find a Morgana next job? Yeah, fuck it, I'm just gonna be down on this turn. Fuck it. Holy shit.
Like it looks like I'm poor.
Honestly.
Yeah, whatever, I'm just gonna get two more gold.
Like these fuckers are probably dying soon with my rock-ons.
This guy has one milio, does he have any rock-ons?
Oh, he has two rock-ons.
Okay, I will wait then.
But I will level, and just play some Piece of Trash.
Who got it, boss?
I am not killing a single fucking- Okay, this guy's gonna get railed soon.
He's- He's triple fucking econ.
Okay, actually he has double ginsu, is the problem.
Nah, he's gonna get railed. He's not even that rich.
The bad day is level 8 here, I'm rolling Invinigold.
But this fight's pretty close considering he's fucking...
Okay, it's not that close.
But, like, don't worry.
Wait, no one died, the fuck?
I mean, I might as well just roll...
I'm sitting on these pairs, artifact anvil,
close to two, I might as well roll once or charm.
Oh my goodness.
Uh, let me give this loser an opportunity to die.
Okay, I'm fighting him.
I- I don't need- he's rock on two, I don't even think I beat this guy, though, fuck.
He's not even weak.
It's not that he's weak. It's not that he's not weak. It's that my board fucking sucks.
I got- I got fucking zillion bombs.
I get- Whoa, what the fuck!
Like, bro, this guy has three of my rock-hounds, man! I have 15 rolls baked!
Oh wait, oh wait. Did this guy die with- No, he played Ryzen, some other trash. Oh my fucking god.
This guy has- What- Okay, it's gone. Okay, what the fuck is left for me?
One, two, three. Okay.
I remember to go roll once for a charm.
Okay, I don't want to really want to roll more. Actually, I probably should roll more.
Lilia too.
Protector's Vow, Guardbreaker.
Abardo.
I'm not going to roll this shush.
You know too, that's pretty good.
Basically, Rock on Two.
I'm just sitting here with ten rolls danged.
Like, if I lose, these are not even real losses.
How the fuck are these guys not dead? What is going on over here?
What did I say, lost?
I mean, I didn't, like, whatever. Minus two again.
Again, yeah one roll for charm, gain a temporary trait. I mean I'm not paying for that shit.
One two three
Four, one more Ghana, five six seven, I have eight, there's two rock on, nope, there's zero rock on's left.
Like okay, it's fine, it's fine, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
Like I'm Camille two, the TK two, it's not even that bad. All right, is this guy dead?
Yeah, fuck it another Gensu then. No, he won again. This guy died, how many did he have?
I think he had one. I'm getting another more banked rolls as well.
He has one. I think he just found it.
Bro, he died and then found the rock on instantly, man. One, two, three,
four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, ten. He did, man! This is literally just- oh my-
Okay, it doesn't matter, man. Like, I- next turn someone has to die, man. It's not even possible.
Is GS better than Last Whisper and I lost it to someone else?
Why don't I just go Redemption?
This guy is a fucking dragon.
I'm 8.
I have blastered, no worries.
Honestly, even if you don't have blastered in front of you, the last blaster in this comp is not even good.
And also, anti-heal is not even good.
You just sit there and just attack the tank and you won't even lose DPS.
You just fucking one shot them.
Okay, no, honestly, anti-heal is pretty good.
But you actually don't need it in this comp.
The longer you attack the tank, the longer you're not walking up.
And then you just start one-shotting everyone.
Okay, GG Zen. Okay, he died with 3 rock-ons, but I might as well wait for one more person to die.
I'm not paying 6 gold for this shit.
I have to use rolls. Why don't I just go 9 and roll?
Do I have enough money? I mean, I have enough money if I don't buy this.
Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna just go 9 and roll then.
Or 10. I can just 10 and 2 turns.
It just guarantees the win.
Level for Bardo. I can just leave items on TK.
I can also level 4. I'm paying 3 gold for this shit, but I can just commit to the losing the round.
It's 10% HP. It's not that good, man. I'm not paying 3 gold for this shit.
It's 60 to level. I have 10 gold to roll, which I'm guaranteed that I just don't hold. I don't even have to hold Morgana.
Okay. I wouldn't be surprised if I win this. I think I have a really good matchup with Camille here.
Oh man, I won. 5 cost. Arc. I can't even afford anything.
anything. Okay, I should have just played Bartle instead of TK. Why don't I sell TK?
If I won't, okay, no, it's fine. It doesn't really matter. Even if I lose this round, I
just open sell the stupid ass TK. I'm guaranteed to get everything. You can't miss, buddy.
What does Bartle look like? Aw, man. Lightning strike. I mean, it's just another Kalista
master class. I'm back. Like, you can't tell me, like, yeah, I'm playing Kalista,
but you can't tell me these games, I'm not just fucking playing flawless. Yeah,
I am I'm a fucking beast Kalista fuckers just unkillable
It was a the name of the given cells
If you're if you're augment quality or your item quality is good enough broke a list of one rock on one you just go straight to die
And the thing is even if you eat like if the thing is if you don't hit rock on two on for two
Just don't even bother expecting to hit rock on two it for the rest of your life
Probably they're all gone man. Every fucking karma player is holding it
Like the one Brice player is probably holding it
A fucking Baris player could probably hold it as well
Like there's just eight gone on 4-2. If there's not eight gone
I don't know what to say. You either have Rock on 2 on 4-1 or on 4-1
Or you don't even bother like thinking about hitting Rock on 2
But I think if your spots are good enough where like yeah, I mean it doesn't really matter you can just go 9
Yeah, what do you get at 0? Rock on then you're yeah, then you're 8. Like I mean that just our bitching
Just turn around the stream and start bitching.
I mean, I don't know what you're supposed to do, like let's say you're playing Verus and you find Zero Verus.
What's the game plan?
How deep would you roll at 4-2? Yeah, you just go to 0. I mean, you need one Rakan, one Galista.
You can get away with like Galista 2, Lillia 2 with 90 HP, and then you just go straight to 9, and then just...
Like, if you don't find Rakan, like whatever, you just play like TK2, Morgana 2, Camille 2.
Doesn't really matter.
But like, most of the time, let's say you're like 40 HP, and you have 40 gold,
You are straight up rolling until you hit at least one one one rock on or one Kalista if you have Kalista pair 20 gold
One Kalista gone relative to like the rest of the lobby. Yeah, you're going through zero who the fuck cares
If you're not Kalista paired not rock on paired 40 gold 70 HP pro years going on
You're lucky because you hit legendaries in eighth at least two of them bro
I would just roll deeper than sometimes you don't even in nine. Yeah, but the thing is it's like if you don't hit that
You better have something I mean you bro you have to hit something man if you hit nothing that's not it's not like
It's not and again just because you Hyrule doesn't mean that you have to low roll they like a like you just can't
You can't like bought to where you can't just be like yeah
How can you didn't bought 2% variance like why you just fucking roll 40 gold and you're telling me you don't find a single
Callista single rock on yeah fucking zero lily a zero zero
with Catarina as well, 0-Zillion, nothing. Like, Broly, come on, you have to hit. Like,
you have to hit something. Your chops can't be that bad. My previous game, I'm pretty
sure I high rolled the top 1% variance. I think I rolled a total of 6 times. I had
one rock on, 0 Callista, and in 6 chops, I have rock on 2 Callista 2 with a Camille.
Yup GG first first roll if I recreated it was first roll
Was Camille next roll was like a zillion next roll is like a cat arena next roll was a rock on rock on shop
And that's rose a close to close to shop, and I just go the neat with it. Yeah, I know versus good
It's also just an augment check like trade tracker plaster plus one arcana plus one
You need something
I'm fucked wait am I down? How am I not making 10 here? Am I guaranteed, Egon?
BF Sword Cloak, might as well use Vyra Sun, it's probably a various game, honestly.
BF Sword Cloak, Nyla, BT, Kheir, Shoujin, Lux.
I mean it's for sure not a plus again.
I'm just gonna get like Pindors or something.
zap attack in this galaxy, release syndrome, too healthy, it's epitaph good
in in barris, it's probably terrible on 2-1 at least, I mean I don't want to
I bro I don't want to take what doesn't kill you in fucking crab raid, but at the
same time there's two people full open, okay, I mean I just showed you my flex
I'm just flexing between Kalista and what's it called, in Kar-Math.
Syndra game please, bro, fuck Syndra.
Just trying to kill one unit, but also I feel like, this guy's Kalista, this guy's
Shojin, Gargoyle, probably Flex, probably Karma or Varus, but not sure yet.
belt chain double down probably Kalista, replication with Glove, is he just playing Varus? I mean
I can actually play anything, I can play Karma or Varus this game. So I just see which one
is less contested and I'll just play towards it. I prefer Varus though because I think it's
not good in Karma. It's negative belt on stage 4 for Varus at least. Like is it bad? Like
how bad how bad is it like unplayable learning to spell into vf hodge rod
cast in reroll shoujin gargoyle ganshee's veil double down calista maybe
there's they don't want to pre-level do I want to see the level I'm sitting on
twitch pair let's pair these pairs are fake
Which one am I playing? Is not a single person streaking?
Oh hi!
Okay, well I can go Gargoyle or I can go Glove.
Okay, Glove and I just commit. Fuck it.
But I'm not taking no fucking 1-cost Gargoyle, fuck you.
My board is so bad, I don't even know how I'm winning rounds.
I beat this guy regardless. I lose to this guy regardless.
You don't think I beat this guy either. I don't think I beat this guy either.
If I- If I buy...
like it's even worth making econ here it's fucking crab rape like I make 40 make
50 but I but then I lose blaster plus one odds like almost always if I sell
this level it's crab rape who the fuck is I don't know why I swabbed
I'm not gonna do anything to do I need to find I just you know in the next two
shops if I can find one Tristana Ezreal or Hui or Ari with Hecarim or TK or
Varus I can go for Arcana plus one or Blaster plus one I also wouldn't mind
Trey Tracker bro if I hit Trey Tracker the game is just fucking over like this
Trey Tracker Varus shit is not balanced for the tech on Trey Tracker
Varus if you have money you just you for one and you just cash out with
Druid you're like almost guaranteed Blaster plus one or Arcana plus one
on top of some garbage and you just went out for free like straight up for
free no blaster the fuck about a cloak a completed enemy animal of our goyals a
Niko and you saw a golden Niko there's no blaster odds I mean I mean I have IE
and last whisperer and gargoyle what the fuck is this shogun slammin shitter
An eco, Morillo, Shoujin, Morillo, Guard Oil, play around Glove. Shoujin, or this, AP, AP, Jinsu, Kalista, Kalista, Jinsu on that thing.
Replication Glove, Glove, Glove, Glove, Glove, Glove, Chain Chain, Cloak, Tier, Tier, Tier, Tier, Tier, What the fuck?
I think I'm Unconfested Kalista.
Wait, no! Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Oh wait, oh wait, I think he's playing Kar-
Oh, he's playing Ziggs for your role.
Oh, ok, GGs then.
You trash.
I'm Unconfested Baris.
Bro, I'm about to just load in Varus 3 for free.
I just realized how the fuck can Varus ever beat the fucking crab?
Oh my.
Alright, Golden Quest, fuck it.
Iron Collector and Cravery, I have only 4, bro I'm not taking no fucking Iron Collector.
All that shimmers, i.e. Collector, Shoujin, no Golden, does someone hit Golden Quest?
He had little buddies.
I'm dispelled in five
Also, maybe I play uh, Gwen
Because, uh
Instead of Arcana because I have this thing
It's the same as I should kinda go in
On the dude
And then also I can deny these other process from hitting
Twitch 2, GG's?
Twitch 2
Cogmaw
Proz even better, this Twitch unit is
Manamazine
I don't get it, I feel like my augments are fucking shite
I took an item augment in Scuttle Puddle.
Cogmaw is better than whatever the fuck this is for sure.
He's playing Twitch, Twitch, World of the Girl.
That's not just gonna be hard.
Twitch is so fucking broken.
Oh my god.
Wait.
Aw man.
I'm gonna do you guys' glove, it's fine.
Fuck it, random em...
Nope.
Nope.
I mean, it's not even that much gold.
Nope.
No.
I- I do have a Reforger though, actually.
Nope.
Also, I think from this one, I might actually 4-2 it anyway.
I'm so healthy.
Oh, he's- he's- why is this guy in two varuses?
He's playing towards Varus?
Blubuff Quay with a tear and he's just-
What the fuck are these items?
What the fuck is this shit, man? I think he's actually playing towards Varus.
Oh my fucking god.
One more and I'm happy. Nice.
He has Varus too, why not?
Institute does that do anything no man look at his fucking items blue buff TGTG chain gargoyle
That's a very scheme really
For what I mean, I probably would like when instead of already
Like it doesn't matter like I'm pretty sure no one else is playing verse
They're not that already has a close up
National sidewalk for sure. I want these fuckers to roll
Let me anti-heal. I mean I could go double IE
I don't want to use my remover here though.
Oh nice, holy fuck.
Look at my items.
They're fucking true vists.
Oh yeah, I think you pivoted it off.
Okay, that was a good thing.
They said I think every TK is gone, but that's fine.
Make sure I don't miss Ari, just in case.
Rumble.
I already have.
I don't have a single TK though.
I got fucking Zephyr.
I have stand united on a total of three traits.
What?
Like, surely there's something to play on me, whatever, man, frontline is frontline, GGs.
I'll mate.
I don't know who's killing this Warwick.
It's basically crab break part two.
Oh wait, I think I lost these stupid ass twitches.
I did.
oh my I'm gonna go uh what's it called Gs because I need I need someone to kill
the stupid ass fucking what's it called this stupid ass crab where I'm actually
gonna lose an item and a life assuming I'm not just dead reverie bro this
unit is so fucking worthless so don't want to swap items like swap items to the
thing I should I should put items on here first I'm three pyro I don't have a tk
I'm eight I should have held this animal down though I have a total of four
fucking drinks oh my god I mean I can't roll I can play six blaster no synergies
but then I lose I'm pro I just need a tk but I can't roll for it because I have
I have to go 9 at scope, I'll hit
In 28, like if I lose this round I'm still 2 lives this time
When I say if I lose this round, yeah, I fucking lost, no shit
My board fucking sucks
Oh, okay, okay, that's a good loss
18, that's 2 lives
I can't even, I'm just sitting here
Not rolling, I need a TK, but at the same time
I don't care, I'm not gonna roll, I mean I should probably roll once I come, sorry
Like if I die, I die, yeah?
It got zillion bombed
oh new trash then all right fuck it sack one more then bro i'm pretty sure i'm
gonna die like i mean i might as well just roll until what the fuck
do you need sack one more why don't i just roll until
okay shentou i mean i might as well roll until one tk if i don't hit one tk i'm
out of here okay i can't roll anyone never mind
so why did i roll for this last turn two hit
did i even upgrade this trash no i got fucking i got zephyr again
Bro, can you zephyr another fucking corner, you loser?
I'm dead. I'm for sure dead.
My board is fucking trash.
Oh, I killed enough, it's fine.
I mean, I can't roll, like, what, I'm supposed to roll for a TK1?
I don't have a single TK!
I mean, like, even if I hit it right now, it's not like I'm selling this.
Vhagar3, Vex3, Nami2.
Zarathon7.
He has a fucking bramble vest.
I am dead as fuck.
This guy has a Gensu Rabidon's Kalista.
I don't have a single TK!
Not one!
I mean bro, like you can't say Baris sucks from that man.
Like if I don't have, if I'm playing Kalista Rock on and I don't see a single Rock on,
do you know what you place eighth?
I just, like I just don't get it man.
One fucking TK, one.
Epitaph, I also rolled Epitaph into Capricious Forge into Stan United.
Those are my best options out of 6, I only see 5 because I was too scared to roll it.
But like come on, if I'm going to lower roll there at least give me a TK, just one, 1 TK.
One TK, Pandora's items, Radiant, Gensu, Combat Bandages, Sephora Golem, Big Games, Little
Buddies, New Recruit, Patience of Virtue, Boostering Strikes, Epitaph.
You had a TK if you just rolled LeMau, bro it's Scuttle, Puddle and I'm going
to stay level 8 so I can sell my Nasus 2 for a TK 1.
It's not going to help.
It's not going to fucking help.
The value of the TK is that I fight it earlier so I can go to nine and save HP.
But I can't just fucking sit there and be like, all right, yeah, let me just sell the
Naces 2 for a fucking TK 1.
Like, bro, come on.
Bro, is losing his mind over one TK if it could fix it.
Yes, man.
If I found the TK on 4-2, I'd be nine on 4-5.
I'd be 9 on 5-5 with 30 HP and 50 gold.
And then I just cap around Zerath in Smolder too.
Oh, wow!
Like when you're contested, Kalista, and you end the game with Kalista 2, Rock on 2, and
you're like, Keck W, bop forward with Rock on 2, Kalista 2.
Chances are you had to resend True Zero on stage 5, and you're just zero gold,
not capping for shit.
But if you can hit an early Rock on and early Kalista, make 20, make 30, 9 on 5, 2, hit the
Rock on 2, Kalista 2, level 9, and potentially cap around Camille and Milio, wow.
It's almost as if it's a different game.
When you have more money and more HP to work with, you can cap higher.
The tradeoff of not having rock on two or callista two is that you can cap around legendaries.
So there is a lot of value, there's a lot of value in hitting your spikes earlier.
For example when you're playing Kog Mao when it was meta your board is going to lose every
Every round on 5-5 anyway, starting 5-5, so you send it to true0 on 3-2, you just fucking
win out the stage and bleed out to a top 5 guaranteed, that's pretty good.
So when you say TK does not change anything, well no shit it's not going to change anything,
it's already 5-5 and I need to be level 9.
But I can't make it to level 9 when I load into the game with no TK.
A 4-2, I would have won that round if I had a TK.
I would have won 4-5 if I had a TK.
I wouldn't have to roll 30 gold for Nasis 2 on 5-2 if I had a TK.
I would have been 30 HP, 2 lives, 50 gold on 5, 5, and I went 6.
But like, I mean, I can't. Like, you can't just...
Like, if you... Okay, think about it this way.
After you hit Verus 2 there, if you're going to sit there and donkey roll down to 0 until you find 1 TK,
you are placing 5th at best.
I sat there, didn't roll, and I still went 6th.
I lose one placement, but the thing is, if I could make it to 9, let's say I get better matchmaking RNG or I just get better fight RNG or something, I go 9, and then I fight TK and I just GG's.
And I stabilize my board, make it to 6-1, small number 2, it's just a guaranteed first.
I'm not saying I'm going to win 100% of the time, but I think from my spot on 5-1, let's say like Krugs, it's non-zero that my 5-1 drops like 30 gold because it's crab-brained.
And if it drops 30 gold, then I could just die on 5-2. Like, no big deal.
But let's say it doesn't drop that. I think, I think from my spot, on 4-2, I think my ADP was a high 4,
but my win rate was like, still like 15%. Like, it's not even bad.
If you were to roll down to 0 on 4-2,
for just 1 TK, your win rate is, is straight up 0. You're going fit that best!
Are you trying to quiz it on Zerath or 4 observers on 10?
Am I going to win the game harder or win the game even harder is what you just asked me
Fuck a warrior game. I don't even know why I'm playing strong on my board. I couldn't make 10
Like what do you mean warrior game? It's a various game guaranteed. I've even tried BF sword
called shots a one streak
To plus four game for gold help was on the way it's help was on the way good and embarrassed
What are what are some help was on the way to them? You can play some of the damage and stuff?
I don't really like good for something
In Gold Overdure, Cold Shot, I mean there's a high chance I'm just gonna lose, my board is not that good.
It's not good at all. I'm too far.
Stim Pack, it's pretty good in Varus. It's really good in Varus.
Varus can be choosers, it's really good in Varus.
There's so many Exodian Varus Augments, like Arcana plus one you can't miss.
There's Arcana plus one, Blaster plus one, and Tray Tracker.
You hit either of those instantly when the game.
Also, I'm making 20 here, Golden Quest,
I instantly win the game.
What else is like true this?
I don't even know.
Let me go check.
I don't even know why the stats on Arcane Conduit
are so good.
I don't even know why the stats on fucking,
it's probably not on Sample Size.
On Pyro Crown are good either.
Shit, it's fucking trash, but I don't get it.
Is it? You think it's bugged?
I'm pretty sure it might just be bugged.
Like, it's fine. Like, you get an extra item on TK
and you can cap rounds and wrath,
but there's no way it's a 24% win rate.
Like, there's no fucking way.
Like, what?
Like, you're, like, your carry is various
and you're telling me, I don't get it.
It's not worth making an econ.
I have a beggar so many cheeses.
I need a new mission, I have blaster,
so I'm making 30 anyway.
Also, there's two people open.
Uh, okay, anyways.
Argonna plus one.
I mean, the stats of Trey Tracker
are gonna be bad, but it's fake news.
I guess I can try it, arcane conduit.
It seems like it's arcana plus one, blaster plus one is okay.
Binary Airdrop is buzzed house and nerf version not above average because it's only on arcana
units.
Like the only thing it's going to do on Varus is a third item on Tom Kench, that's
it.
And like you can cap around Zerath, but it's not like you can cap around Zerath
on stage, whatever.
I don't get it.
Like, I'm telling you, like, when you see stats like this
and it just makes no fucking sense,
I'm telling you, next patch notes,
it's gonna say bug fixed.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Bro, it's Riot games, man.
Just trust me, it's Riot games.
Like, just think about it,
like, it doesn't give Varus an extra item.
How is it a 24% win rate?
You're telling me my tier two gives my Tom,
My tier 2 was giving my TomTension item. It gives my TomTension 10% damage. It might give my Hecarim that I don't even fucking upgrade half the time in item, in Auri.
I mean, sure, maybe I find this a rat on 8 and I have randomly 2 items for that, and it gives me a third. I'm telling you it has to be bugged.
Like, I'm pretty sure the 10% damage is just sort of bugged. Yeah? Maybe? Poped? Maybe?
That's one go to level, I'm just level.
Can you say something, please? You have no one else to itemize anyway, so you put items on Arcana.
Wait what? Wait what about like Smolder, Ezreal and then Tom Kensh? Like Tom Kensh
Trubas is even trying to pull his protectors down. But then like I mean I
don't know how hard you're high rolling that you can you can upgrade Hecarim too.
You're paying nine gold for that piece of shit? I mean you would be paying nine
gold for that piece of shit and Arcane gone to it I guess. I threesome. Okay?
Exclude Arcana's back but I mean either way it's you're not gonna
Arcana your fucking Varus man. Let me just Arcana my Varus so I can give
an extra item bro you're not gonna win a single round a bow a full red buff
bro what what is this blaster vanguard that's it what is this yeah whatever it's
bugged arcane conduit one out of whatever it probably is bugged it's
riot games it's a non-zero chance that it is bugged no joke yeah beggars
can be choosers golden quest and so in the game I don't even want to take little
buddies I mean it's not terrible I mean rumble like what is it rumble Tristana
rumble rumble rumble Tristana plus Ari that gets cat I don't care like I have
to my I have to work I just took beggars can be choosers I just took
beggars can be choosers for fucking unified I mean I guess it's not bad
right now because I have Mordekaiser 2 Blitz 2, I don't even play Bastion.
But I mean, what the fuck is this shit, man?
I don't want to fucking just stack my 4th streak for something that just, it's not even
high cap.
Because Smolder's better than Gerstana, and Zerath is Zerath, and then if you find
like anything, like half the time you can't even use little buddies and I'm just stacking
my entire mid game for nothing, this guy had Golden Quest, precise planning, Golden
Quest in Gold Opener Galaxy on an 100th streak, he already won the game.
I rolled T-TRA-TRACKER!
Oh my- I-
YAYYYY
Honestly, I'm so rich I'm not used to this world for it.
Uh, sorry, he's- oh he's- oh actually, wait, this is actually good for me, because he's floating quest.
And I think he was gonna play towards Verus, but now he can play towards anything.
Oh, okay.
That's good for me then.
No...
He gets Smolder Praying, fuck you.
Kalista, Kalista, Karma, Karma...
Was Verus... Twitch?
Okay, I mean it's not even that good it has a tear. I mean honestly tears not even bad. It's actually didn't have a what is this stronger
Don't don't I just not play for?
It probably is. I can just pair this for now. I'd rather just pair this
Okay, honestly if I've unified do I just pair?
Do I I just pair a heck of them? TK this game. I'll get
Unified I mean it's not even that bad
probably it's a hundred health man but I mean like what is that 10? 10 AD? that's also not good
they're both bad okay whatever level 750 I'm basically level 790 because I pumped the previous one
I mean he's probably 4-2ing it you might actually have enough money on 4-1 no kappa okay if I go
if I go HP against Kalista there's two Kalista players in lobby if you go HP against Kalista
you know how many fucking units you're killing?
You're sitting there stalling for more Goonsu stacks and you're just 8.
Unconfested 8.
Okay, what can I hit on 4-2?
Arcana plus 1?
Gloucester plus 1?
Arcane conduit?
I'm pro... how is it...
I actually don't know, I just don't know.
I might be missing something.
tier chain, blood belt tier chain, saffron level, blood belt tier, tier chain, red card i.e.
Tristana, rod cloak. Like if I have it right now I would have an extra item on tk that's it.
Is that supposed to be good? I don't know man, I'm not gonna try it, like whatever.
Rock on two, little buddies. I hope this is bugged in a good way or I'll meet.
I mean, I can't I can't roll on this turn because I already bought my charm
I mean, I guess it has a really high cap
Are gonna champions gained if they start combat. It just has a high cap I guess like it okay also heck of a rim
because
What's the bug I mean the bug is it has to be bugged is what I'm saying
It has too high of a win rate and then and then I can I can dual carry a Zirath
Which makes it actually good. I just sold the Ezreal. Oops
How does this guy still not cash out golden quest?
All right, wait, where is he? He still hasn't cashed out yet. Oh
I'm fighting him. Oh nice. Wait, really?
Gold opener with precise planning. He still doesn't have it
I'm pretty sure he sold this board. He would have it. Well, he's about to roll down for Tom Kench then
What the f**k is this? Oh no. He's got to roll down for rares I think. But I'm 61 HP, I mean I can't.
And also like I'm pretty sure I go 9 for his wrath, I just win out 4-3. Smolder? I'm last big. Great.
Great. Also if I have a one item in the component, it counts right? I f**king hope so. He just got a smolder.
So can you explain how my tier 2 giving Tom Kench a fucking bramble vest that fight is supposed to have that high of a win rate?
I mean it's probably better later when I get a...
Okay you know what it is?
It's not bugged, it's just it's actually...
I think it's just if you're high rolling it's fucking broken.
If you survive until like 5, if you survive until 6-1 you just went out for free.
Because then you actually have 3 of them Hecarim, 3 of them fucking Ari, 3 of them...
Zorath, and you just went out for free, yeah?
But then the thing is it doesn't it doesn't account for the time like that you just you just go wait for free
Golden quest got more meh
And honestly, it's like breaking even right now. I'm starting to think the song is broken
Like isn't it actually breaking even right now? I get I get two full items
On top of 10%
Yeah, maybe I mean yeah
Yeah, okay. I mean yeah, it's that's no lie then GGs. Yeah, already three missed it
Man, I was a low twice for a charm. Yeah, GG, son. I'm buffing two units, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to cap around, uh...
Also, is it ever this? How much is this? Two hundred health? R.E.?
Nasus? Varus? I can mine in two turns.
Yay. Oh my fucking god, he's straight-trackered.
I mean, he's zero gold with two of them on bench, and Rize won, and he's playing Rize.
But I mean, he has a- I feel he's not going to leave.
What the fuck?
It's not bugged.
This already fucking sucks.
Oh!
Maybe you take it and the game feels- it's bugged and the game feels bad for you and
they just give you all your upgrades.
He died.
I mean, I'm gonna- I'm not the level in- in the- on pi5 because I hit various too.
I'm not really rolling for anything.
What the fuck is this?
I can go Nashor's Tooth?
Nah, just just, I, what the fuck is this?
It just, it just gave me a fucking piece of shit.
Okay, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
I'm gonna go, like, don't worry, don't worry.
It's gonna be, it's gonna be Bo
and then D-Claw Frontline and then I'm gonna 3-Elector.
Like, no, no, no, it's fine.
Study, oh, study hard.
Oh, okay.
But that means I can stack one more
and just send the next turn.
Yeah?
Oh, thanks, buddy.
Oh wait, 64? Is this 64? It is. Oh, thank you.
GG. I'm not just reading better item on Carousel, yeah?
I'm not paying for this shit. For what? Eating up stupid, buddy?
How the fuck? Does this guy just have a Tristana 3?
Oh, it's Moon Ritual, we're in the fuck. Okay, that makes sense.
I'm paying for this. This shit's fucking broken.
Ezreal 2, no diff.
Yeah, the stats don't lie. Arcane Conduit is fucking broken.
I mean, actually, I mean, it's just game- I mean, it is broken now, because I made it to 5.5.
And then now I get an item, and now I have three items that are at for free.
I don't even like Shoshin. I like Arcane Joel a lot.
When Arcane Joel just won the game for free.
Watch this.
G?
G.
I mean, the game's over. It's for sure over. Arcane Joel, G, G.
Wormogs, like, are protectors about what you've been trying to- I mean, they're just Trubus all over the place.
I mean Guardbreaker, Red Buff IE is not even bad, I mean the only thing better is Red Buff IE, IE, but like, Guardbreaker IE is another problem with that.
Okay, and yes, Mulder, GG's done. And yeah, U-Trash.
Also, if you buy this, and then you're pairing TK, make sure you retoggle, cause it doesn't give you the HP to this until you retoggle.
But I'm not doing anything right now.
Dragon! Yeah, U-Trash then.
Okay, wasn't Xerath 1 doing a little too much damage? I guess it's 3 items.
So, I don't know.
But if Briar 2 and Nasis 2 is probably better than...
I have no items.
I'd rather just play 5 livings.
Bro, he hit the sun!
Fucking loser.
If he, if he, uh...
Okay.
I don't even know if I beat this guy regardless.
This guy's board is looking good as fuck.
Yeah, you trash.
Uh, 40 gold.
I mean, if I go 9, what the fuck am I playing at 9?
Delio?
Anything?
Can I even play anything at 9?
I guess I can drop Ari...
for Nasis plus I
Can drop already for Nasis plus a briar to but I don't even have items for them. So like I found we just fucking roll and send it
72 to level I mean I'm out of this buy doesn't sit make 50 another turn the fuck is this okay?
I'm anti mr
And then I can cap around three of them okay. I can see why the win rate is so high actually what the fuck is it bro
This binary augment is so fucking broken
You just get full items all over the place
like if I make it to if I make it to 6-5 I have three of them RE three of them
Zirath three of them Hecarim three of them TK for free the fuck oh this guy's
looking kind of strong actually Morgana to get to get to Royal Guard
Martyr I mean if I had Zirathio I would for sure but I call fake loss
GDZ you trash okay I'm pretty sure it's actually better to just play
but he had smolder too the fuck that's fucking useless I have a zero item fucking
smolder straight up zero item zero not one zero items omate I mean either way
25% true damage on this shit bro it's unloosable man the game's over move
from various to smolder bro you that's a fucking that's that means you
don't play enough riot games games if you think that these guys can balance
This smoker unit has been known shite.
Aw man.
Yeah, I mean the win rate, like when you make it to 6-5, the win rate is gonna be fucking illegal.
It kind of breaks even at two items, and it's really good if you can get a Zerath.
And then you make it to 6-5, you just win out.
Boring, I'm leaving.
Casual double Zerath shot clearly rigged, bro.
I'm pretty sure Zerath and 2 Zeraths with that much gold on 9, was actually like it.
like it I Toronto Tokyo Ark Chow bit TT all right this is my last game I'm trying
to watch some some some pain gaming wait I don't even know who's favorite to
win are they are these these teams good pain gaming League of Legends who's on
team this is good who the fuck are this guy then wait oh bro these
Koreans just load in with the cleanest fucking mid lane names yeah whatever
think wait oh GGs bit set to go wait what the fuck is he awake is this real
bro only he would use a stupid ass teapot man it actually has to be him
I was gonna say that my shift was over and I like I would gladly fucking host it
Shut the fuck up soju
Huh?
Okay, whatever on a second play I can actually play cast it in or I can just oh I fucking hate econ on econ
It doesn't do anything man
Let me see what people are playing
Unfortunately, here's a bullet in this house. You cannot be good. I'm this guy's probably Calista
Arcane, Arcane plus one, Last Whisper into Varus, Trade Sector, he just has a Zilean
two, Not sure, Morello, Bow Tier, okay, Police Pair, Jace Pair, Ziggs, Twitch, Poppy, Lillia,
Paired, I'm pretty sure, I'm not even kidding, I'm pretty sure I'm actually playing Rai's
here, no Katva, I think in Scuttle Puddle you can actually get away with it, what
is this shit. I mean I don't want to sell this pair and I kind of want to make Econ now.
I kind of want to hold Cassiopeia actually. See it's not even bad.
Parkour on the close one.
Poppy 2.
Hecarim RE2.
For what?
I'm raiding gold in this galaxy. Combat bandage is full open, bow rod glove.
Wouldn't be surprised if he's playing Kalista.
This has spoils of war
With this trash, I think his options are just straight up untakeable. I'm not gonna lie.
There's no way he takes his garbage.
This guy has to be level 5. He's not.
How's he rating gold 20 gold? What even happened?
Varus, Rize...
Probably Karma.
I mean, I'm gonna know what he wants to play the moment I see his item here.
If he goes Bo, he's probably Kulista.
Okay, he didn't go Bo. If he went Bo, is he Kulista?
Oh, no, I think he's Karma.
3 cost Belt. Acceptable.
Last Whisperer, I don't really want to send you in Troud, I don't really care if I want to lose.
Gargoyle, Sunfire, Last Whisperer, this guy's Varus for sure, Ryze for sure, Karma for sure, Blitz Ziggs,
Full Open, Bow, Rod, Glove Chain, and it's probably Karma, Red buff to your belt.
So at most I'm going to be 2A contested if contested at all.
Oh okay, it might be another first then.
Bro like it actually clicked by the way like it like you you're telling me if I just sit here and play bearish
Kalista karma every single fucking game. I won't speed run to 1600 bro. Like I'm not actually bad man
It's just I don't want to play this trash
Anyone I mean that's what I say in emerald. I mean I'm not even emerald though. I mean I can play jinx. Maybe I can play
Maybe I'm gonna play some jinx
But if I find like spin to win
Sounds all right, actually
Can see your jinx spin to win it's been the wind this still a star XBT
Can someone give me the number crunch?
I'm too lazy like Titan star XBT
Stone plate to BT no helpers
Sorry, then. I'll say it's crab rave. I don't even know if I can kill this fucker
I'm pretty sure closer to this. Oh, yeah. Oh, I found another whatever this is called. Hello, buddy. I'm fighting you
Yeah, I'll give you a unit kill
All right, I got you buddy. I bro. I swapped man
I was gonna give you a unit kill. Hey, what the fuck is he slamming for?
Wormogs, half-gargoyle, QSS, I can just QSS Galista until I find the...
Until I get another item.
Another Gensu.
And watch this.
Watch this. G?
Yeah, Golden Quest in the game. Golden Quest? GG.
Bro, I don't even like what the forge. My items are already fucking trubis.
I mean, I don't want this shit. Anger issues don't want that shit. Final Ascension, that's fine.
Tiny's titan, okay, it's fine cuz what the point is not good my items are fucking this my items
I have I'm already five or six out of six Kalista and I move the QSS to Camille
Eventually when I get another ginsu and then and then fucking have warm on top gargoyle like broke like my spots amazing man
I already won the game um forced I meant rise I meant rise get to QSS rise and then warm on top gargoyle taric
GGs this guy's anger issues warwick
Shoujin red buff into karma blue buff
into Karma, Rizo, Karma, Bevis, Bevis. I'm uncontested Kalista. Okay, but with how many
Karma players there are, okay, with how many Karma players there are though, if I don't
want to 4-1 it, I definitely have the money to 4-1 it, but with how many Karma players,
what's gonna happen is I'm never gonna find Rokkon, but honestly I'm not gonna find
rock on anyway like do I even need rock on 2 to win probably not yeah it's kind of
good like I don't even I don't know if I can win out stage 2 I don't even think I
don't think I can win out stage 4 with rock on 1 if if uh if I have fucking
reigning gold well I'm gonna not good enough there's a rise for him it's gone
I'm at here to go even trod have an anti-heal have an anti even trod
That's fine. I'm not semi-neutron. Okay, I mean it's a 4-1 for sure. There's no way this is not a 4-1. I'm so fucking rich.
My board, I have like 20,000 gold on board.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 12,
15, 17. I have 17 gold on board and extra 4 that I pumped already.
So I'm up like 20 fucking gold. I could just all in right now. I'd probably still hit rock on and go with stuff.
I'm rolling like 60 old at the minimum. Yeah, I think you're a single unit. What is this shit? You mean rise
Oh, I'm not really
Right though. I mean, I'm kind of not just hold this for the rest of my life
Fuck these guys. It's like what is this? I mean this guy's Vagar
Karma twitch Warwick rise
Karma
Or I'm not I'm not sure
Varus? Varus. Holy shit, his items. Lasso's are IE, IE, this thingy. What the fuck's going on over here?
I don't think I'm killing a single unit here, this stupid ass... oh my god, this stupid ass Warwick man.
Bro, if he loads in against Rockon, do you know how many units he's killing? Zero. But now I killed nothing.
Okay, I killed some. It's fine. Three unit lost, whatever.
Alright, please Rockon 2. Rockon 2 and I can sleep happy. Bro, the entire lobby is gonna hold Rockon like...
Yeah, rock on to then infinite gold
Straight up infinite gold. Okay, GGs then
I'm giving them an opportunity a lot of people are forwarding I'm giving them an opportunity
I'm to rock on one Calissa you give them the opportunity to roll and then you just fucking send it because I like now I'm paired
I just did I just hit the number one true this
Okay, honestly if I have the number one true this I I don't even want to roll anymore like actually one rock on
There's not even that many rock on's gone. I'm just gonna roll
Oh fuck off.
The chances of me hitting, okay, wow.
Wow.
And you know, I'm probably going to natural, and honestly I'm probably going to natural,
I mean this guy's karma, rise, rise, there's not even another karma player.
I'm not even giving anyone Pup Press even.
Oh sorry buddy.
I thought there was like five karma players.
Sorry buddy.
Ah, just holds Kalista.
Bro, this guy is a fucking straight cringelord, he doesn't care about anyone else, oh, so just playing Kalista? Time to hold Kalista?
Fucking no loser, man.
No, it's high value to hold the units of the comps that are contested.
Not the comps that are not, like, so this guy is solo karma.
Like, if there's two people, say there's two people playing Varus, right?
If you sit there and hold Varus, they are fucked. They are fucked.
But like for me like I like it's not a big deal like I I mean I'm not gonna roll right now
It's not even high value. He says front line is an Elise. Oh wait. He's a
Avenged the Fallen
It's actually a number one true this
And I'm pretty sure I'm gonna I'm on on pace to tempo where I can I
Can nine on or I'll actually be able to beat the crowd this game
Like obviously it doesn't cost him anything right now
But I guarantee you he saw other copies of forecast, but he's just holding my shake cuz I'm playing Clista. I mean, I don't I
Some fire cape, but I'm not going no fucking Sunfire Cape. No, thank you. I'm just gonna go to your
tier and for the dude I
Can also go protectors now
Yeah, I might as well just creed like rock on pretty high value. He's rock on paired
Did anyone else want to rock on?
I mean it doesn't cost me any cons so it doesn't really matter.
Like he doesn't have a single Varus.
He didn't see a single one.
This guy is Varus paired.
So if you see Varus you want to hold now.
But like for me it doesn't really matter I'm going to hit Calysta regardless.
If you see, I mean Ryze is unconfested, Vhagar is pretty high-prile because it's
just, if Vhagar doesn't hit Vhagar 3 they're going to eat.
I'm about to win out, they roll once per charm, but he found two varuses.
This guy's also a Varus Parer, so there's a lot left.
Actual dog player, it's fucking insane.
He's just griefing me when there's two Varus players, like surely.
Oh yeah, he just only finds a Colosson 6, I guess, nothing else.
Actual trash player.
I also don't- how the fuck do I even kill this fucker?
Oh, I lost with the Giga Ascension.
Oh, okay. It doesn't matter. You're still trash
I'm kind of under these levels I can roll, I lose a life for no reason, a bow, a bow, a
bow, a bf, chain, tier, top 2, do I really have, oh what the fuck, I lost my roll for
charm, don't really want to lose rounds for no reason, I only have one remover, this
okay this Davy guy fucking hates me I'm sorry man, like it looks like I'm a fucking
Callisto one trick. I'm sorry man. Oh nice
Let's go hit and this guy didn't you trash then. I mean, I'm not I'm not making you gone
I'm not making that though. I saw it to worry about my own game. I think you hit
Wait, you did it. Oh, oh
Oh, is that one show me?
No
Does anyone know where the stuff is that this is so fucking creepy holy shit, what the fuck happened?
Oh my this guy is kind of strong, he's argan of this one as well
I think I'm one like Max
I mean I'm about to just fucking send it
I mean I need, I need, I have zero cameo
I found one Morgana
Like I, zero cameo
Zero cameo, zero, zero, zero
Should I just build the cameo items?
I mean QSS Milio is basically cameo items, not really
I mean it kinda is actually
It's like a whole board items
What the fuck is this shit?
can i even beat this i think the uh the the warbric has to be stuck on my i don't have anti heal
and also the work needs to be stuck on okay it can't kill rockon never mind sorry i just wasted
six gold i mean i it's not even more paired it's not cameo paired i have nothing man i mean
bro i i'm pretty sure i'm about to die to crab
sunfire over a crab bro it's fucking capped it's not it probably like i
That damage is straight up capped for the crab. The crab doesn't even heal anyway. It doesn't do anything man
It's fucking worthless. If I have Sunfire Cape...
Sunfire Cape. I mean that's pretty good. I mean I'm guaranteed two lives.
I could go like this item on this and try to heal it, but I have nothing to heal it. It's not going to heal like it's fine
It's that for sure. Like Camille has an insane matchup. Oh, yeah, you trashed them. Can I hit?
Okay, sorry for complaining then. Can I get a single two star legendary? This guy is so fucking strong.
Oh my god. I feel like I rolled so much gold. Wait, I'm not about to go bot 4, right?
Okay, bye bye then. I can only upgrade one of them.
I mean, a comment? Whatever, fucking. I'm out of here if I miss.
I don't know. Honestly, this is winnable. This matchup is so good. Also, is he pairing Hecarim?
Oh, he's pairing TK, man.
Or is pairing TK? Yeah, you trash, then.
I mean, I can't win this without a combat charm. I'm gaining 30 armor.
Oh, my God. Okay, guys, is this reasonable?
Is this actually reasonable? How I could hit neither?
like this guy has three Morganas sure but like no one has a single fucking
cameo and I just hit nothing I think I'm dead
great I'm pretty sure I can actually beat this man if I have a single fucking
two-star I can beat him this is just this game is fucking trash it's actual
trash oh oh well you got lucky already why complain now lucky top three this
This has to be the most low roll.
I'm uncontested Kalista, and I didn't hit Kalista 2 until 5-1 in Crab Rave.
I mean, the Braccon 2 is lucky, but I was 9-on-5-2.
Oh no, I was 9-on-5-1!
And it's not like I was just true 0 every turn.
I was still making Econ.
And then you're telling me, post Crab Rave on 6-5, I don't have a single 2-star
legendary?
I'm gonna to Diana to Zerath to
This guy's not even playing a legendary on his board. I'm yeah. Oh, I'm illio to Diana to or Diana to smolder to
I mean, I mean these guys all in bop for
Is this even my fault like it's not man, it really is not
Toronto Tokyo
online ballerent
Gigi
It's just Callista
barris
Baris, Kalista, Kalista, Kalista, Baris, the most blatant Hyrule fucking vega spot, the most blatant Hyrule casted in spot,
Kalista, 8, I don't even know, okay this game, oh I know, don't worry about this game, I mean this is just karma, it's basically karma.
I just trust me, I'm not to date into like, it's just 8.
What is this? Karma?
What is this?
I don't even fucking know.
What is this?
Oh, I could not have played this game worse.
Oh, fuck, I missed my items.
This game was a 6th, but I was one Diana off of winning out, so this game is basically a 1st.
Karma? Karma? Oh, this is which plus 1?
Kalista.
Kalista scores are 1, 6, 5, 1, 1, 1, 3.
Bro, it's just close to Rivera's man.
You just load in, BF Glove, yeah, it's a Verus game, Bow, Bow or no opener, yeah, it's a
coolistic game.
Basically, if you have no opener, you just don't interact with the game until 4-1 and
then you just send it and pray you fucking hit.
And the thing is, if you do hit, you're top two.
If you don't hit, you're fucking seventh that best.
But who the fuck cares?
You're probably eighth anyway.
If you have no opener and you play Verus, you're eighth.
If you have no opener and you play karma, you're seventh.
So if you have no opener and you play Kalista and you go seventh because you didn't hit,
nothing wrong with that.
I mean, whatever.
GG's then.
You are going to go seventh anyway.
Like, if you don't have a Giga opener, there's nothing you can do, man.
Like, there's almost no re-roll lines outside of Giga openers.
Like, you can't open into a re-roll line or you're fucking eighth.
Oh my, like, the only thing you can open into is Kalista.
I mean you can also open into karma and you can open into like Varus
But like you need a win-out on it
You need like scoreboard scrapper or you need like double down or you need something that like makes it valuable like you need stem pack
You need something that makes it valuable to actually win out because it's like pro like no no gig opener
You just sit there and play close to man. If you don't have an opener
It's a close to game like that's that's all it is if you have an opener and you have BF love
It's a Varus game if you have an opener and you have like AP items to make then it's a karma game
Like and then if you have a fucking giga cast in the spot, it's a casting game
If you have a giga ziggs boot screen game spot like it actually clicked. Okay. Hello. Okay. The thing is
Like bro, I have it's five days
To climb 500 LP like if if Sexyco agrees to cancel the wager
You think you think it's fair for him to cancel the the wager and then I just go back to playing my fucking Seraphine re-roll
Like the thing is it's not that I'm scared. It's that I don't want to rob my my friend of
Of 5k you guys know that like the thing is Emily Wang brawl take 5k any fucking day man like fuck that
I don't care, but since it was actually my friend like I don't I don't want to steal steal 5k from him
And also Emily Wang is too fucking rich like who the fuck cares like bro 5k is chump change
Like if I just load in and I'm 20 out of 20 bearish Kalista
Sure, there's gonna be games where I don't hit, but I think my fundamentals are good enough where if I have the
Read that various and close to our broken which they are
You're telling me I can't TP bro. I can't TP also where such goes is that going live or no?
Hi, oh, I think he's going live. All right. I got you guys. I'm out of here then peace ggs
All right, I'm gonna take a nap. I'm gonna watch some worlds take a nap and then I will be back
Tomorrow
Okay, bye-bye
Wait, is he even live? Oh, he's live. Okay. Bye-bye then ggs. I'm out of here you trash