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Hello, hello
Morta Kaiser
Woo Kong
Hold opener Ari Woo Kong Morta Kaiser
Zigz Paired
Woo Kong Ari Zoe
Twitch
Morta Kaiser
Ari
Is Woo Kong even worth holding nowadays?
Is Woo Kong actually bad? I
Feel like he's not even bad like if anything. I'm not holding this trash
I don't know. I feel like it's not even bad. Or maybe I'm stupid.
Tog'maw. I'm in Wukong, Morticizer. I can go at least Morticizer plus one. I mean, I'm not playing this trash.
I mean, I'm kind of done to just play these two, though. I mean, I don't know. I feel like this Wukong is actually not bad at all.
But I guess, like, why don't I just play Dispel Solvage? That's my level five.
Rod, Chain, Fairy, Crest, if I want to play. Honestly, this isn't just a prize fighter.
Like if I go fairy if I go like my my open is actually fucking illegal
It's real fairy Chris fucking says unleashed. Yeah, fuck you prize fighter G
Jeep
belt
Tear reveal hopefully a sugar board and his board is not even shit
Okay, well, that's not good for me
Okay
Zanya's
spectral cutlass
Zanya's
Rod belt play around here with Zanya's. I mean I can go Archangel slim with Zanya's and just make a fucking sound fire
arcade. It's not even bad. And then I just play towards Rides with Zanyas, but I mean
I had to take Zanyas. These options are just straight up fucking revolving. And then I
just go Archangel and just play for a Giga Scaler. I mean, I don't even have the Sam
Sunfire here, yeah? Okay. Your region sucks, haha! Okay. Okay. Haha. Alright. That's
one out of four? One out of four? I'm just saying.
Gain two item components, every four wins gives you an item component.
If some fire bad, I mean I'll make it if it changes the fight.
But if it's not going to change the fight, then it's like not really a reason to.
But yeah, if it changes the fight, I'll offer sure some.
Don't worry man, I'm not stupid. Don't worry.
One, two, three, witchcraft.
Oh shit! It's a two streak!
I mean that's not bad I think next turn I might actually level I already made my
first 10 it's not even bad like I level I make 10 again actually I want people to
make 10 but I can level in and not make 10 I mean it's fine because I still make
10 make 20 and no matter what I'm 30 and my game's actually probably fine it's
beyond fine the problem is I'm playing towards fucking Ryze and I feel like
Ryze is like not that good but I mean it's fine if you like fit like full
streak yeah a swing a swing a new new a Jace like if I double level for for Zoe
it's not even a small spike and then I can just sell these and make but then if
I lose this round I'll meet a turtle winter well what is this oh my heck
room to yeah Jesus and you trash oh man I love it for no reason I mean it's
It's finally making ten again. Ten, make ten.
And then...
Oh, look at this.
It's a straight fucking nuke.
It's so much AP.
Alright.
Oh shit, four digits!
You better do 24 hours. Yeah, not really.
Oh shit, four digits, people arrive.
Yeah, great.
The fucking number one hate watcher is here.
Yay.
Wonderful.
Two three cause bows.
Number two, hey watcher, people arrive!
Yup, the Cuen's here as well, great.
Hawkeye of TFT, 8875 is here and RockZZ,
56 is probably arriving soon.
GG.
Okay, I mean, look at my spot,
like it's looking unbought-for-able,
is all I'm gonna say.
Gargoyle, Belt, Zanya's, Arcangels.
This is both horrible, really?
Really?
Does this Ziggs hit over here instead of this first?
No.
Great.
Is it fine?
It's probably fine.
Is it fine?
He better be fine.
Or I'm fucked.
I mean, one more is just gets fucking nuked.
Oh, it's dead.
Oh, okay.
That's fine for sure then.
And it's a fucking one shot.
You trash.
For this Ziggs.
Alright.
And I get a component. I'm down for a belt.
Maybe a rod. Belt? Rod. Belt? Rod. Oh, a bow?
Uh, like, I, okay, let me, let me just, just in case. Like, I mean, Archangel is actually, or, nature is actually fine.
How long does it even last for? Five seconds is actually the same.
I, I prefer not to slam, but, I mean, like, whatever, five streets to five straight man.
Do I even beat this guy? Yeah, probably do. I mean, I beat this guy regardless.
Do I beat this guy? Probably. Do I beat this guy? Probably.
Oh, oh, full open. Oh, okay. It's a 5 streak. And I'm making 30. Like that 2-2 round where
I'm level 4 and I'm making 10. And then I level up to 5 on 2-5, or 2-3, and I make 10
again. Then it perfectly sets up at 20 and 30. And now I'm back in the game. Okay, GG's
then. Always 1.S in title, Hashuck wrote the 4 digits, Nuke in title, but always
closer to GM than rank 1. That's right, I'm K3 Soju. Cue. I just want you to
though. You flew 16 hours to Saudi Arabia to not win a single fucking game. Who the fuck
are you talking to? I really hope you're not talking to me. So mean, how am I mean? I'm
just sitting here getting harassed. Wait they won a game. Oh really? Oh, oh sorry.
abobobobobo
abobobo
Okay, pro my items like if I go bobo, I guess I could also go like blue no
But then my items are gonna be kind of not that good
Also, I think don't use is way better on rising it is on that piece of sheet
I mean if I go shiv and then I have I mean not really I mean I'm just gonna go red buff arc
Wrong guard plus no, but then my items. I mean I read both and then I
I
Mean okay, let me go red buff first. Yeah, red buff first. Yeah, red buff first
Reba first. Reba first, Reba first. Oh, I thought it was item, okay. And then I can go play around...
Okay, I'm just gonna play around, uh, what's it called, spark instead of shit.
Did I even beat this guy?
I think I just, I don't think I can, I think my board is actually illegal by the way.
I just didn't kill a cent. Like, okay, can someone explain to me what the fuck I'm beating or what the fuck I'm fighting?
Can you, can you, heck, or two? Two!
Oh my unified resistance when I have the things sleight of hand. I mean I just read buff plus like I
I mean I lost my streak so it's not even that good like if I if I lost my streak here middle is fine
Okay, I mean I just play three little buddies, right?
I just play Gallio Gallio Ari Gallio Ari plus Zoe
Galeo are you Zoe and then I just buff TK oh wait for these guys look so fucking
strong this is Nico to what is going on over here
bro where are my stacks then what the fuck is this Nico to gargoyle gargoyle
turtle winter ginsu gamblers okay it's okay I'm a dead water this is
scholar Aldrich I mean bro no matter what my board is gonna be fucking
garbage man I don't get it my board it fucking sucks I'm scale the middle
buddies I'm scaling can I even beat this guy great my stupid as zigz is just
trying to one-shot the potassium pm sort of oh my and now I have to I have to
waste another bomb bro I'm going eight actually there's no way I lose this oh
never mind that shit or fucking proc the bomb really I lost it's fine for
5 went into 5 loss, bro. I have little buddies. Or not little buddies. I have, I have a, I have
prize fighter, man. Porto. Porto. 16 to level. Bro, I don't even want to sell the Galio, man.
I mean, I guess I can just play this. I can case. Porto. Okay. I mean, my items are good. Like, spark on some
I could also go I mean gargoyle redemption pretty okay. What the fuck am I fighting here, man? Oh wait? Oh, that's a
Oh, I thought those effects to I can actually win this I think I think I mean I've anti-mr online now I
Don't it doesn't look like I'm killing a single unit yet. Oh, actually
Loki
No, I mean it's fine. I already got three components from price fighter and my items are actually set up
It's it's not a big deal
It is okay
Alright, what the fuck even is my board? I mean it's Zoe for sure. Zoe, Ari, I mean it's supposed to be Milio instead of Bardo.
But I mean I probably won't find Bardo and then I just play Galio, Ekkarim, Tom, Kench, Terrik, Ryze.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Three, Arcana, four, Scholar. I have three little buddies buffing three non-little buddies.
And then I can also just play Milio instead of Bardo. And my board is actually illegal. I just have to hit the board.
Great, this guy has a Ryze 50 gold.
Actually, he's Google for a place, but I mean, I want to win some rounds here, though.
Like, if I could win some rounds, I can be on my way to cash in another component, but
that's weird.
I just fucking 5-1 into 5 and didn't win a single round and now I'm 8.
Oh my, okay.
56?
It doesn't matter.
Like, it's fine.
I have little buddies.
Honestly, the chance to be winning this game is like probably 100%.
Galio?
Yeah, whatever Morgana
Wait, I can play zone use Morgana as well zone use spark plus one on Morgana
Heck I rim. I mean no matter what I'm playing Morgana here. I mean zillion twitch
Cassiopeia Morgana
Okay, well, I can I can just play zoning Morgana. I mean, that's fine, but then I
Like preserver rise instead. So what's preserver rise look like zillion? It's probably still four or four whatever the fuck
Your front line is just not working up
a bow a bow a shitterniko a yumi a component anvil do i want to hold do i
want to buy this component anvil a bow a bow a bow a bow a gold for this shit a
gold a gold galeo can i play with yumi a yumi plus i mean i have a galeo two on
bench that can't be right i don't really want to buy this like i'm on my items are already done
if it were an item better than bow actually i don't even know what i'm going to do with the bow then
I mean, this is not even a real loss, like who the fuck is it?
What is it? 44?
Okay, 44.
More than okay.
I'm rolling like 40 gold, not even bad.
Fuck this.
Never gonna need to go to the zillion or the hecarim.
Oh, eventually fallen.
Martierre.
Preserver plus one, I already have.
I'm gonna go to the eventually fallen.
Should I just upgrade this? How much money do I have?
No.
I could play, I could play Nami as well.
Okay, I'm definitely done rolling now
What the fuck is this?
like red buff
Arc Angel
Okay, I mean, okay. I mean it's not even good man. I'd rather play towards uh
It's not even good. I'd rather play towards. Uh, what's it called from the spot?
I'd rather play towards rise, but I mean if I have karma two for free
I mean, I mean I'll allow it I guess okay
You mean doesn't even count as little buddies anymore. I don't even know why I'm playing you me
This unit doesn't do fucking anything
Like, straight garbage unit.
Rock on.
Like, Hecarim 2, Galio 2. How many little buddies do I have?
I mean, you fucking trash. I'm in the Lardo as well.
I mean, I can play... I mean, I'm not dropping this.
Little buddy for TK2, and it's a triple item tank.
Triple tanked.
I mean, I can drop a little buddy here.
I mean, it's also witch, but who the fuck is a witch?
I can get 4 Preserver in.
But who's a little buddy? How many little buddies?
One, two. I have two little buddies.
Okay, unless unless I want to go already over heck a rim. Oh, isn't it just I mean it's heck run to though
Like already over heck a rim and then I play bardo over this. Yay
Well, I'm at level for Diana bass sounds actually good, and I can make you kind of wall
I mean either way this game is over like what is this?
I mean I've rises if I had rise to be better, but like I don't wait
And what is this fucking roll down man?
this is allowed I just load in that I don't even think I was that rich bro if
I knew I was gonna hit this much I would have bought the component anvil then so
you're telling me I just didn't buy the component anvil I'm in Zerath I I mean I
can level for Zerath
Let's say I drop this for RE Vardo, like 4 Preserver, I mean is that even better than
Little Buddy on that and then I can also just stack these two pieces of shit?
Yay?
And then I just level for Zorath and just duo carry Zorath this game, probably move items,
like swap items off Karma.
I mean this is a scholar but like no one fucking cares.
One, two, three, four, five, six, three preserver,
Bogle of. I was about to start bitching.
I thought one proc was about it, like one bomb was about to proc the zonus.
I was just about to start complaining. Okay, and I think I get a component here.
Little buddies, Avenged the Fallen, Level for Zerath,
Dual Carries Zerath, Three Arcana, G? G!
I mean I can probably actually pivot to Diana as well, but like whatever.
Camille, smolder, a tier, a tier, a bow, a tier, a glove, a bow, a glove, a tier.
I mean like a tier item on here, and then Archangel, Zonia's on Zerath, 2, Avenger the Fallen,
smolder, 72, 2 to Charm, bow, glove, tier, red buff, tier item, bow, glove, I, wow I
think I am fucked.
What is this fucking heck of a rip?
is allowed? Oh? Oh? I even have zonias! Okay, it doesn't matter. One unit loss. Bro, what?
I'm still three lives, it's fine. What the fuck? Bardo, Fiora, Vex, Zillion. I don't
know how many little buddies. One, two, three, four, one, two. Wait, my board's actually
insane. Now that I think about it, I have perfects 4-4. One, two, three, four,
1, 2, 3, 4.
Huh?
What the fuck did I even fight here?
Is this even my fault?
How is he 40 gold still?
Man, I sold 3 heparams though.
Oh man.
Cure, PF, nothing.
Bardo, Niko,
SAC-1,
Rizo,
the Forger,
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
I might as well just buy this, like whatever.
Uh, if I go Blue buff, Gs, QSS,
Then I might as well just... I might as well just level, man.
Okay, I feel like GS on this unit cannot be right.
Archangel Zerzonius.
Eh, I'm gonna go with this.
I feel like GS on this cannot be right.
But I guess it does hit...
Like, it kinda hits tanks now, I guess.
Is there any way I can pivot off my board? Or just my board?
Probably just roll for Charm return, temporary bramble vest, is that good?
I've got paint for that, shoot.
This stupid buddy.
Yeah, GG's.
Okay, I hit nothing.
I mean I could lock this but like not really I mean actually I'd probably good QSS
Spark QSS GG
Okay, should I move items off of a TK you think is
We're con tankier than TK with three preserver. I don't even know I am three preserver with little buddies
But I feel like this TK unit is actually broken
Zerath
Honestly, I'm not just econ like whatever. I'm already top formers. Let's play for first
My board is actually insane. It's just I need a
Oh, oh, okay. I mean, I'm down to just buy this in econ one turn because I can I can just swap to like fucking Diana to Morgana to
I mean honestly Morgana to is a rat to
Then I just go heck over this and then Diana over this but I how many little buddies we have to I
Mean I can also just drop one plus two
Not really. I mean I can
Bro Diana to heck a rim Diana Diana to heck a rim
Morgana 2 Briar 2, and I went out, it's a guarantee I went out, and if I can survive until 6-1
I actually have that word, like guaranteed.
Bonuses are at 2, Morgana 2 might already be enough to win.
I will allow it.
Perfect item spread, I'm gonna have 3 of them here, 3 of them here.
GG.
Chrono plus 1, Shape Shifter, Adaptive, Adaptive on Backline.
GS plus the thing, Shape, Steadfast, Heart.
Adaptive.
Blaster plus 1, Shape Shifter.
Shifter, step that's hard. Adaptive. Change title to K3 quid. Bro, I don't know what the fuck happened to him.
What even happened? Bro, I'm paying five volts for this shit. I mean, I'm like, I'm just stacking my
things like it's fine. How what is it at? I am at six charms bot total. Oh, oh. Um, okay. Well,
he just got another chrono plus one. He's six chrono, four preserver,
240 health on three preserver and little buddies hello at karma okay but this is
rafting it is actually broken as fuck that's a giraffe one eight point eight
well I'm not gonna bother buying the shit man it's not gonna work my gold he
says on yes he just hit castle three great I don't even know what I was even
doing man also can I even cab around fire here like zero I mean I guess
have QSS. Great! I didn't even move. He's about as effing my ass. Maybe he forgot to
move. He definitely did not. I mean, that's fine. He's archangel skill anyway, it's only
getting one cast. Honestly, why does this look like I'm about to win? Also, does he
have the reaper shit? Because he does, man. I think I won Mr. Schur, actually. My
Zonius is still alive. I got a second cast off somehow. And Karma did 14k. Right?
Right, I mean, I guess it's only as eventually fallen little buddies have like a giga karma
Making 40 here, bro fucking should I just go 9 then I'll go 10
Wait, hello. Okay guys. I think okay. It's 30 minutes in I didn't expect to survive until stage 6 guys
The ads are gonna run automatically soon. Okay. Okay. I
Oh, yeah, you okay. Wait, hold on. Maybe I can delay the ads if I just run like okay
Can I run like a 30 second like bro? It's gonna run a full fucking three minutes
Oh, okay, maybe I can delay it if I just run like fucking a minute
Alright. There. Oh fuck.
I think I just lost Econ. Oh no I didn't. I think I did.
Bro I didn't expect to like survive this long man.
Oh champion dude.
Do I even play Briar here?
Huh?
I have Golden Eagle on bench but I mean like I'm not trying to fucking...
Wait what?
The fuck is this shit?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Oh my, like how did I miss man?
Okay, does anyone know how I missed?
Can someone please explain to me how I missed here?
Please, please, I would love to know.
I have enhanced odds, by the way.
I bought the stupid-ass Zerath charm that gives, like, something, man.
Oh, my, how can I even miss here?
Hello? Hello?
Delta BF, Love, Cloak?
I'm buying this charm.
Okay, please, please, please, don't kill me off, don't kill me off!
I mean, it's not even good, I can't even buy a combat charm next turn, man!
It's dead, okay, man, I'm still alive, but, like, oh, nice.
Okay, it's fine. I actually went out. Okay. Also, I only have one remover so I can't even fucking swap the Zonjas
Unless I want to just fucking YOLO Reforged, not really. I mean, I feel like Zonjas is better on...
Is that even true though? I mean, it probably is. I mean, I'm pretty actually went out.
I mean, I have Morgana 2, the dude 2, everything 2, the team needs 30 MR. I mean, that's acceptable.
There's no way I'm losing this fight. Also, I mean, my Swaz actually looks pretty fucking okay.
Unless I want to, like, is it actually stronger and say fuck the DK?
I mean it probably is next turn because I'm gonna I can just protect his boutique and move items on this dude
Yeah, but I mean for now. I don't really want to school it
I mean if he's effort is like who the fuck cares like whatever
I'm eventually falling in also it doesn't matter who gets effort like yeah, whatever who cares you trash
I'm pretty sure this fight is straight up unloosable
He's everything to three star and it's just unloosable. I think oh nice
Yeah, you trash
Probably just go for a a rock on item. Do I beat this guy though?
Imagine the problem with this guy is he's a bench the following
Bro, okay. I just need combat man. Fuck off
GD's combat
What the fuck is that trash?
Okay, I mean this matchup I
Just need to make sure okay. Let me put the shitters over here and then it resets on the zonias
Okay, unloosable. Like it doesn't like it resets all in the zonus but it can't reset on the on the Zorath.
Unloosable? Why does Morgana look like it's already dead? I think it is dead.
Did I play this game poorly? Or no? Like didn't I actually play this game like good?
So how the fuck did I go? Like didn't I actually play this well? Like how the fuck am I just 8?
How is this just an 8? You lost stage 3 completely! First time I watched you in a while you
You actually played well.
I mean, I'm aware, man, then why am I 8th?
Like, bro, I have little bodies.
Like, what, I'm supposed to find the fucking big bodies on stage 3?
No, man, I mean, I'm playing for the scale.
I'm scaling, but I don't get it.
I go, how is this an 8th?
Oh, I don't get it.
Like, bro, I thought for sure I was going first this game,
and then I just went 8th.
Also, did you guys get an ad outside of the one minute I ran?
Because like, OK, basically, if I start my stream
And basically, if you run in ad, you snooze the ads for 45 minutes.
But for some reason, the first ad of the stream has to be played within 30 minutes.
So what I try to do is I try to start streaming as soon as I'm in game.
And then I pray that I die on stage four.
Because then if I die on stage four, then the ad intervals don't get grieved.
But now it says you recently ran an ad and must wait to run another.
So now I don't know how it's going to work because I ran a one minute ad at neutrals.
So then, to delay the automatic one, but I don't know if the woman is enough to delay the whole one, yeah.
Oh no, no, I do. I do run them in between games. It's just that the first one is always fucked, because it runs 30 minutes.
Also, I want you guys to know, if you are subbed and you're getting an ad, it's because your ad blocker is raving you.
If you are subbed, you will for sure, like you should not be seeing ads ever.
It's just, I know I saw some people complaining about like seeing ads when they're subbed.
If you do see ads when you're subbed, it's because you just like, I mean, if you're, yeah.
You probably have some like gig outdated ad block or something. Wait, you can click a button that
shows sub ads as well. Bro, I'm not a loser. John, thank you for the problem. Thank you for
helping pressman on his AFK journey sponsor stream. You helped his financial state. You are
the greatest friend ever I mean bro I didn't know he was gonna do a fucking
sponsors stream but I mean I played that game as well wasn't even bad it was
actually it was actually looking kind of fun I was told by Asa I mean he said
never mind so I'm not gonna throw him under the bus but he said that you can
play warwick re-roll without the ampere acceptor but he did say never
mind.
Her cloak.
Check, Qn.
Haha, wait, I told him that, L-O-O-O-O-L.
Honestly, Surgeon might not be too good at TFT, but at least he is a good friend.
Okay, Milk, you know what?
You could be good at TFT, but you're not a very good friend, you know that?
Actually, honestly, you are a pretty good friend.
Because only the real friends are sitting there going to fucking harass you for being
shit.
But like, come on, man, like...
Okay, whatever.
Geez.
What I get.
Very...
Oh, Blaster.
belt cloak belt cloak I mean I have blaster plus fairy I mean I don't really
want to play berry from this spot do I even have a blaster that I can play
no two re-rolls I mean that's not even bad I mean it's Jace two better than
nomsy I have a fucking dead twitch on my board is there a portal anywhere I
mean I could actually roll not really I don't care what I got. I have belt, deer,
cloak, belt, cloak, scholar I can also play towards scholar I mean still
This scholar is not even bad.
Okay, not really, man.
Fuck this scholar.
Agreed.
You trash!
Oh, it's item payout, I don't even know.
Fuck.
Okay, I just play toward six blaster, then.
Honestly, isn't six blaster actually kind of broken with this?
Actually, I guess there's also value in blustering, but at the same time, like my
front line blasters are fucking trash.
One, two, three, four, five, six, and this econ I did.
I could have played... and I don't have the silver screen, you know, the slouch bar, it's not even that good.
There's also like... I don't even mind using my two rolls here.
Do I find one more pair? I'm just gonna fucking send it.
Like, fuck it, level to five and just roll.
Yeah, fuck it. I mean, I'm probably not leveling to five, but I'm...
Like, do I want a level five of Jace? Honestly, it's not even bad.
I'm already a richest fuck, it's also ain't a payout.
And the next turn, I don't even mind rolling once. Yeah, whatever, fuck it.
G? G.
I didn't even scout. What is a like a what doesn't kill you or not? What doesn't kill you?
Okay, I didn't even scout. Honestly, I beat this guy anyway though. I beat this guy as well.
Oh, he says level five. That's not good. I'm not pretty sure I beat him though.
I mean I better beat him. I didn't level the fact that lose, right? Okay, GG Zed.
I think I won the game. Should have just rolled once for Charm, fuck it.
I have two rolls there.
Aw, great. I'll meet. I mean, I can play Blaster with Twitch plus...
Is that even better than... I mean, I get Frost as well.
Try to kill the Sugar first. Kill the Warwick.
Make... Trash, Trash.
And Trash, Trash.
What's one Trash, Trash?
If I lose this round, I'm out of here.
Wait. What's this?
Okay, I mean I prefer to lose. I probably wouldn't have gone this desert with BF then.
Oh, okay.
All right, GG.
I mean the problem is, oh it's not subscription service.
This guy's subscription service? Is he ever playing towards...
What did he take? I didn't see.
BRHSK. He just took a chain.
Oh, maybe it's my Torch Squist.
This is Frost. Frost.
Am I just dropping Jace too? I mean Jace too, my phone is not even that bad.
At least he's worse.
Yeah, you flash.
Okay, I just play 6 Blaster, 5 Blaster plus Hecarim, TK, Shen, Hecarim, TK, Shen, Rumble,
Tristana, Ezreal, Hui, Baris, Smolder, and my level 9 is Zerath, and I just drop some
piece of shit.
Oh, what the?
Who wants a piece of this?
I can play 4 Blaster right now.
Oh, shit.
Oh, wait.
That's pretty good.
Yeah, 1 Ruffa Tron, yeah, fuck it.
It's not even good.
I can't even fucking afford this shit.
Actually, no, I'm not gonna sell this trash.
It's gonna die too fast.
Actually, no, it's not.
I'm gonna win anyway.
Okay.
Okay, isn't this minor wish with the two re-rolls actually broken?
You're paying one gold for rolling whenever you want.
You can just roll for charm, you can roll for spike.
It's one fucking gold.
I don't get it.
Scholar.
Blaster.
Okay, even I can't fuck this one up.
This spot is looking too illegal.
What is this shit?
BF Glove bow BF Glove bow or bow bow BF
Okay cloak. Okay. I mean a BF sword. That's pretty good. Oh, I mean isn't this cloak like actually useless though
I don't get it. Do we will just wait? I mean hopefully it doesn't change. Is this a strong suspicion service?
And I need an IE or I can't play the game
What's really good here? I don't even know
Either way, I'm an Ezreal 2 with 4 blaster
3 140 gold
Bro, like it's just another it's just another top four man. I like fuck this
It's so fucking boring
Yeah, fuck it find your center. I just play Ezreal your old fucking
Shogun BD
I mean I can go unified one
It's unified even good in this comp like I'm pretty sure you you just fucking watch out their entire board instantly like fucking
I just go I mean young wild and free GG like is it actually good by the way
like rolling for Ezreal 3 I
Feel like it fucking sucks
Oh wait, also what the fuck, I mean Ezreal too, he just restarted mission and then shit.
Whether it was Unified, Recon Bob, I mean I have a 2 star 4 cost, but it means in Ezreal too, yeah, you don't want them to trade in Astrid's.
2, 8, the level, Crono.
I just go for Varus or Glove or TK on Karate Cell preferably Glove.
I mean, Recon Bob doesn't do anything, because look at my fucking dummy man, my comp's already done.
done. I've even tried slam no matter what I'm playing blasters the only way it's
good is if it even if it rolls tk2 is that even better than this Ezreal for
the entirety of this age note the only way it's better is if it rolls a fucking
what's it called a Varus 2. Okay 50 gold, young wild and free, glove on
carousel and this is a Varus or tk but I think even like it's probably just
Well, probably unless it's Varus.
I think TK, I don't really care.
But I think Varus I'll always take.
Is that even true, by the way?
Like, let's say there's TK with...
I like, when I even take TK with Chain,
I don't even think that's better than just finishing the IE.
Because I think if I'm playing Six Blaster, it's not even that notable.
I mean, there's a TK with BF, so I'm taking that shit. Fuck off.
Okay, GG.
It's half, like, it's half IE, half IE.
I mean, IE plus one, it doesn't really matter.
It's just, BFBF is just really fucking good.
You can't mess with BSWORD.
One champion without item gains, suspicious trench coat.
Suspicious trench coat.
I mean, I'm paying two gold to win the round,
I guarantee it.
Is he even guaranteed, bro?
I'm not paying no fucking two gold, man.
I can level Nester and,
wait, is this gonna restart mission
into Ezreal Huey reroll?
I think he is, man.
He's tiny as Titan into Ezreal Huey reroll?
Oh my God, like, I mean, sure, whatever.
Hopefully doesn't find any nurse if he finds too many bears. I'm gonna be fucking pissed. I mean, it's not even a loss
I do the fuckers
My games already it's already it's already over
I'm not even poor. I already have one TK
Bro it like it's worth two rounds of this shit man
For Vanguard for blaster. I guess I can't lose two rounds with this
Let me level first and see what it looks like on my e-con. Oh, this looks not that worth
This looks not that worth.
I'm really too lost.
No matter what I'm leveling.
Maybe the Mordekaiser is worth.
And then I just don't upper the way.
And the Hoist final board in there.
I'm replacing the Trash of Returns.
If a fight is a fucking Mordekaiser gift,
I'll be mine.
Okay? I just have to suck one more.
I went out. GG's.
Oh, Lash.
A bow. Oh! A full...
What the fuck?
a full red buff
Okay, honestly, don't you actually carry? I mean I can go dude. Do I even want to go?
What's it called items?
like the thing is with
With with frontline items is can you just one shot them before the fucking beginning it starts?
Like is it actually redemption?
I mean I'm 70 for sure, but like is it is it actually adaptive the thing?
Like adaptive redemption or should I just go blue buff way like it's a six the thingy
anyone like fucking like blue buff and then I just play like I don't know if
bro I feel like front line doesn't even do anything to that's calm you just one
shot them in two seconds don't help them what vertically inclined more damage
amp that sounds fucking worthless winter is oh six blaster for Vanguard should I
even upgrade this and I just sit for this turn sure I don't even have what's
it called this turn okay I mean if I have if I have no way to this turn
I'm not to make front line item. I mean adaptive is fine if I go adaptive and then I don't make redemption
I'm just not even make redemption
Great look what I'm fighting. I'm eight. I'm not to not make redemption though
Fuck redemption
But I feel like front line is just so fake or you can actually just kill the like six blaster
You don't use one shot their entire board. I don't get it
Am I paying for both of this shit? I mean, it's not even that bad
Callista, Callista, Callista, Karma, oh my, there's two fucking rap bitch.
Holy fuck.
What is this damage?
I don't get it.
What am I going to go for on Parasol?
I don't even know.
I just want more damage.
I just want another shogun then.
And I can just shogun Ezreal and end the game with shogun Ezreal.
There's a smolder with a tear.
I'm just going to go smolder.
Fuck it.
Smolder.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm making a fucking blue buff.
Is blue buff smaller or even bad?
Oh wait. Oh wait, it's not even bad actually.
Bro, fuck away.
Bro, I'm not making no frontline items, fuck frontline.
Shit, it's just some fake news.
GG's.
Roll twice for charm.
Rumble, rise.
Shen.
I can-I can have my-my-my unit jump to the back line.
Fuck it.
I mean, maybe I just-I just scam someone.
Yeah, fuck it. Oh, that's not good. It, uh, it's opposite side.
Oh my gosh, the way at least. Remember, man, it says TK2 Varus too.
Oh, my no-loser alert.
Tempered Bramblevest. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
Ah, not the roll for another charm. I mean, I can go Terror 2,
which is probably better than...
and then I just, like, I put no... and then I can also just play Shen and no Ark into this game. It's fine.
I'm over charm and yeah GG Zems, you trash.
Man, bro fuck it, fuck that, don't worry.
I even punched on this game.
My board just got fucking one shot.
I didn't kill a single unit.
56.
I'm honestly down to just open cell.
I'm very spared.
There's nothing bigger of a spike.
Also I just realized that's my first DK I found this game.
But yeah, whatever, fuck you.
And remover and I just roll for this board. You can't miss. I'm too paired
Also, if I'm only too arcana, I feel like way is better than a drill
TK to I mean, okay
I mean, I'm in too deep. I have to just fucking send it
You can't miss buddy. Oh, okay. GD's then I actually hit
You oh nice. Good job guys avenge the fallen
6 bluster, burn. I mean it's not even that bad. I'll just buy it. Just buy charm every
turn and then I just pop this arath on 9, on 6-1. And this is my board. Briar 2. What?
The fuck? And it looks like it's actually fed as well. Oh this is not looking good.
Spawn's one rock, the fight's already over man.
Am I even gonna make it to 6-1 you think?
You guys are actually not bad.
If I make it to 6-1, no matter what, I'll be able to level for Zerath.
It's not even bad.
Yeah?
He's TK2 Verus too as well.
This Verus unit never places good!
Oh that's weird! He's first place and I'm second place!
Oh my, like...
are we even playing the same fucking game here or no like it but if I can make
it to nine and get Zerathin my board is actually better like dig this fight I do
I even want from that item bro fuck front line I'm just gonna go DB I didn't go
root as well now just want single target single target single target
shoujin red DB ginsu blue DB it's shoujin DB DB starting on the phone as well
I have an extra component, I do.
Okay.
Do I even have enough money?
I have the Winnister on, I think.
I mean, it's fine.
I get a full component.
Let's see if I get a component.
Holy, who the fuck do I beat?
What the fuck is this shit?
I mean, I think if I make it to Zerath, I think my board is actually good.
Honestly, three unit loss, it's fine.
But if I if I had to wrap here, I can actually win. I mean he's level nine. He's four off and a four blaster
50 AD on whole board
We I mean I'm leveling through the wrath, but I'm pretty sure I can actually
Here's the wrath here. It's not even bad. Ezreal
temporary artifact
Azanya's
It's fine. I'm never gonna hit the D2 this one or two. CC to level. Oh, I have a warlock.
Oh, give me money back. I mean I can just sell rumble. I'm pretty sure I can actually level then
Did I open some rumble here?
I've entered the fallen.
GG!
Aw man, he's rock on 2, no no 2, bro.
I don't think I'm killing a single-
Aw, he's even the fucking cameo too, man.
How many units am I killing?
Zero?
Hello?
I'll make-
I'll make-
Whatever, fuck it.
I've entered the fallen.
GG's.
I mean, top 3, I'll allow it.
If this had like, another thing that I can use outside of the thing,
it's- it's a fucking guaranteed giga-force.
But uh yeah.
Uh, I mean I can run above someone else.
How many am I at?
13? Whatever, good enough.
Like low key winnable?
GG's?
I mean I did spike.
GG for real.
I mean yeah, I mean I feel like I played this game well as well.
I think this is gonna be a good day of climbing.
Can anyone agree?
Like I mean this game was also played flawless.
am I supposed to do? I delayed my Varus 2, he TP'd the Varus 2, he just loads in TK2
Varus 2 and then I had to resend on 5-1 even though I was actually making a good
amount of Econ on stage 4 and then I'm just I'm barely 9 on 6-1. If you're
barely 9 on 6-1, like what do you think your AVP is? If you can barely go 9 on
6, I mean honestly the fact that you make it to 6-1, your AVP has to be high,
but like in terms of like actual board strength relative to the rest of the
lobby like not saying like oh like I went second because I have more HP but like your actual
board strength if you're going 9 on 6-1 is not going to be good because if you had more
money then why don't you just 9 on 5-5?
Like if you're 9 on 6-1, chances are you have like 10 gold to roll unless you're like that's
not even true.
Who is he talking to?
Play some set revival.
Nope.
No thank you.
Trash! How is Setsuko doing? Not good I hope. Oh man, oh man it's only top fours.
Why are you not playing the Orianna skin bro? It just keeps on making noises.
It's pissing me off. Can you turn the noise on how? Check Setsuko's
sound is really good. He went two and fifteen bro. I didn't do much better
man. I was in that game running around doing nothing. You know it's doomed
when Phoenix has top DPS
put the fuzz on this, anything from
bro you guys are all laughing at quid
but I promise you
if you show up to lane against him
you are getting fucking astral gapped
like straight up you're gonna be struggling to have 30 CS at 10 minutes
like just relax buddy you are just as fresh
but I'm not getting paid to be yeah
I mean that's yeah you are just full
I'm pretty good
Bro it if you
Bro, my okay, unless you're like
Unless you're your non-stop 1k LP plus challenger in solo queue every single fucking season
Don't even try to say you're good. You try to play pro you are getting gapped all over the place
Micro macro everything you are terrible at the game bro like I was I was 600 LP in season 6
And I like even I'm not delusional man. They're pros for a reason man. They're pros for a reason they look like shit
Because like relative to the other pros they're really fucking bad
But like these fucking shitters are just sitting on their fucking monitor just in typing away
You are trash. You are fucking trash
I get so fucking tilted with these fucking hard stuff like diamond players are just sitting there just like typing away
Oh, yeah, they could have done this this this bro. You're fucking trash. Just stop talking. You trash
It's so cool. Oh, I have no idea
like they need to actually just
Bro, like like one of these you just find the the five
biggest ego hard-stuck fucking low masters players
Who think that they're they're like they're just fucking getting held back by their teammates or some bullshit and you just put them in
In a pro 5e5 you are going to lose at six minutes
You're gonna want to just leave the game four minutes in you fuck up one trade
And then now you're just sitting there the entire game crying to your junglers to come help help fix your wave
Then then they reset with a full item on you then you fuck up one more trade the games over you're just down 60 CS
It's over
That's already honest skin is not very good.
The only reason you have so many MPs is because you can play 20 hours a day.
Shut up! Shut up!
Ah, you...
Prismatic finale.
Tristana.
Seraphine.
Nope.
War II, Swing, Twitch.
I mean, this opener is way too good.
It's probably just a Guarantee Top 4 again.
Oh, this skin, I need to swap off again.
It's pissing me off.
Price fighter again, fuck it.
I mean, it's actually good.
It's a two-component game, so it's actually really good.
Prizefighter, Rain and Gold, PTA, Prizefighter, Reveal, and BF, Glove, Belt.
Bro, am I just playing What's It Called Again?
Am I playing some Verus again?
Verus?
Verus.
It says board is fucking trash.
Is it even that trash though?
Patient study, it's pretty trash.
That's probably always IE, but I might as well wait one.
When anyway belt chain BF glove
No bow
Swain
Katerina Swain
Dragon shape
I mean I just level for another swing. It's not even bad. I
Can also just make I don't even know if I beat this guy though. I
I'm not leveling fuck that
I'm going to double-lome him for no fucking swing.
So that's 20 gold?
Oh shit.
I mean, I beat this guy anyway.
But I'm pretty sure I'm just going to commit bears here.
I could upgrade swing.
I don't know what I'm imparing.
I mean, I probably would upgrade it.
But I'd rather just hold the least pair of mounts up here.
But I'm leveling for sure.
Bro, this fucking skin, oh my god.
Is it voice volume?
No?
FX?
Sound FX?
Bro, what about my game then?
Bro, is this already on a skin? Like what is this shit?
Aw man.
I mean, Cloak is half Euntroud.
But if I get another Cloak, I mean, if I get a Bow with Runans, it's fine.
But then I also...
Okay, yeah, Cloak with Euntroud, Runans, and then Dragon.
All 1 cost champs, and...
Mountain 2? Or Twitch 2, don't care.
Bro, like, isn't it actually a guaranteed 5-streak if I hit here?
Like, it's actually a guaranteed.
But I like it like I also don't even want to sell but I mean I probably should sell also. I think I lost this guy is
re2
Jace to poppy to re2
What is this
Actually, oh there's some high-pocket. No, but I think I want anyway actually. Oh
What all right, I fuck it. I I just don't I don't sell down bloom to roll once for charm for pie streak
like fuck it
Yeah, whatever, fuck it.
Watch this.
And one roll for charm.
G?
G!
Okay, I mean, you can't miss then.
It's fine, I 5-streaked.
It's all that matters.
GG.
I also didn't even get a combat charm, by the way.
I mean, I almost got a combat charm if it gave me a Namzi 2 or a Twitch 2.
But whatever.
I mean, I 5-streaked here, right?
Like, surely?
Not stupid?
Okay.
Okay, it's fine.
Alright, that's not bad.
Alright, that's not bad. Pricefighter 5 streak.
I'm already up.
I'm already broke even on components.
Rizo.
Great, Nanzi's back.
Yay.
Carry Rizo? Oh no, this unit fucking sucks.
Straight trash.
Okay, another glove. I mean, that's fine.
Uh, okay, change is not that good.
It's fucking terrible.
But I mean, I guess Gargoyle is okay, I guess.
Oh, okay, another fucking cloak.
Oh, alright.
I am fucked!
I mean, I'm probably just gonna go QSS.
even that bad. Attack speed more crit chance. Ezreal, do I have another blaster I can play?
Do I have another blaster I can play or no? I mean, I kind of want to hold Ezreal. I could
play Wukong instead of this. Am I leveling here? Bro, it's so expensive I can't. Great.
He's level 6. Glove. I think I'm going to be playing QSS. QSS on Varus. Oh my, I mean
honestly it's not bad. I'm going to just move to smolder for attack speed. It's
It's not even that bad.
The task feed, crit, glove cloak, glove, golden ticket, tiny titans teaming up, silver ticket,
branching out, worthless, tiny titans worthless, blistering strikes, fucking worthless.
I mean, oh okay.
Two Hecarim and a rod, QSS, Hecarim, vanguard, how many Varus players are there?
Is that a Varus?
And he has patient study. That's not good. What's this guy playing recon bobbins? I'm not sure. Not sure
Kalista
Varus 40 gold. Oh
I
Think this guy's Varus as well
We are four-way contesting Varus. I mean the good news is I'm still streaking I guess I think yeah
And I guess if I get a bow I can also just play Kalista against the QSS Kalista
That does not sound that good man
Like, fuck it, I just played Jinx. I just played Olaf for 4 Hunter.
Bro, that is a fuck- okay, this guy looks strong as fuck.
Exiles Ezreal 2 with IE, Bramble Vest Slammed. I don't have anti-armor. I think I lost my streak.
You're telling me I can- I- I'm playing
Olaf? Oh, actually, if Ezreal was still- okay, good. Hello?
Plague Prono Olaf, is that good? Is that actually good?
I mean I guess I can go frost spat here maybe I could also go hunter spat oh if I go hunter spat
It's not even bad actually. I mean there's nothing else good here
Okay, honestly, I can play torizol off like I just need one chain
And I can just play like seven frosts or something and then just play like I can play frost karma as well
QSS ie rod
Warwick I already have jacks
Also, I don't even know why level here. I could have just made 50 man
It's not even a small spike though.
Uh, I can also reforge it into, I mean, am I really playing Frost Karma?
I mean, it's actually good.
Like, it's not like I'm Ashley 30.
I'm like, I'm basically making 40.
Because no matter what I'll make 40 next turn, I already have work, 2, Twitch 2.
Okay, if I don't get Chain though, I'm fucked.
Please?
Also, I just have to win one round, and I get another component.
Yeah?
And I think this one component will tell me exactly what I want to play.
So, actually, I don't even know this level.
Great, I lost.
Okay, it's fine, it's fine.
I need to win one round.
I mean, this will actually upgrade the cog mount.
And I pay for a component, basically.
I mean, what if I do it and I lose anyway?
I don't even think, I don't think I beat this guy.
What is this shit?
I mean, I think I can beat this guy
and maybe I can beat this guy.
Honestly, I probably can't beat this guy.
Okay, if I buy this and I lose, I'm out of here.
Yeah, fuck it.
What?
The fuck?
It upgraded my Warwick? Huh? I thought it prioritized the items. Oh wait. Yes. Okay, okay nice, okay, and now I get my item right now so I have perfect 7-4-1.
Okay, something good. What'd I get? A BS sword? That's actually fine, I think. I mean, it's half IE. If I want to go double IE plus Frost, and I have no f**king task-feed whatsoever, I can also just QSS the old laugh.
But I don't know if I'm actually, I mean if I have a spot that I'm not playing towards the Blaster Trash
I'm just gonna play towards Frost. I have another BS sword, a bow.
I can go last whisper as well, except I still don't have Frost, which is fine.
But if I go last whisper plus that, I'm not, there's no way I'm ever playing Palmer from this spot.
And also all these guys are rolling for Varus right now. He has Frost plus one as well.
What is this guy even doing? There's a four Varus players probably.
I'm in last whisper, IE plus one QSS, Gumblade.
plus BS we're gonna play around I mean it's probably always gunblade but I'm
always late took a stupid ass rod I'm pretty sure I have to play towards
something I guess I can play Ezreal as well yeah whatever Frost Ezreal fuck it
oh I won again the fuck okay what the forge yeah what the forge fuck it yeah
fuck it yeah whatever bro like yeah whatever I don't care Gigi I'm a
Bardo. Four frost. Four frost. Do I have any CC unit? Do I have any CC unit? I'll just put it on this for now, who the fuck
cares? I think I'm going eight. I think I'm going eight. Manamazine, DFG, Shen, Niko, Olaf. Okay, it's not even that bad. I've seen
worse. Manamazane, DFG, and fuck it, Whitsend, no, Whitsend, okay, spat to BF, I just remove
the Whitsend and just go Frost. Like, I've seen worse, I've seen worse. Don't worry,
that's a swing one. I mean, I want a whole Niko for sure. And then I go Frost and then
I'll probably just Whitsend some Shitter unit. I mean, I want to move the items
off of that, but I mean, I'm not trying to Whitsend some fucking one-star piece
of trash. The fuck does that do for me? Nothing. I mean, Manamazane, DFG is
really good. I mean, maybe I just hit a biting jewel. I mean, Frostblast one
is really good as well and I just play Frost with Nito.
Oh that's not good.
Oh, I'm last pick?
I'm last pick?
Oh, oh wait, oh wait, there's another,
oh wait, oh there's a chain right here, oh.
Oh, okay.
Okay, DFG, Mana Mazane, GG, Olaf.
Like this is good, right?
I'm not getting grieved.
How much attack speed is this?
A good amount?
Yeah, you got it, boss. You trash! Olaf 2!
Baris 2!
Can I even play rock on? I'm just on my board.
I mean, rock on 2 is better than the stupid ass swing, and I just drop down to 2 Briar or 5 Frost.
Which is actually fine. Baris.
Way too zilean, warwick.
Olaf 2.
Honestly, if I have Olaf 2, I mean, I can play rock on 2 and I just drop Warwick plus...
plus Hui for Rockon plus one, so maybe I should actually hold.
Is it even worth holding here?
Like I don't even know if it's that much stronger than just playing 7 Frost.
I guess I can also just sell this and then play Manamazine, DFG on Hui, and just play Hui with...
Like does that sound alright? Probably.
Should I sell then? I mean the thing is it's so expensive to hold this trash.
Fuck this trash.
Mio, Sueno.
I'll feed if I'm closer to Briar too.
I mean the swing 2 unit is just gonna pump. Also I'm pretty sure there's zero fucking
very- oh a karma player actually is two karmas. But this guy's also karma.
And there's four karmas gone from just the bottom, and they all go in eighth.
So I kind of want to wait. I mean swing two is swing two, there's a fucking
bottom out of components. I mean I can reforge her. Yay? I can reforge her to
the wits end, unending despair, another hara- is this stacked? Yeah, fuck it! It doesn't!
Bro, fuck off, I need to do my e-con. I mean, I'm a remover, but also, I mean, this guy,
was this guy karma as well? They're both karma, right? I'm zilean pair as well, if
I'm zilean 2, bro, try to spy this on, like, how do you know if I'm d-diana?
Yeah, I don't. Diana. And karma, paired. Okay, karma paired, I'm just-
There's zero gone.
I got a karma 2, man of a zine.
Wait, what the fuck?
Where'd I get the seer from?
Oh, okay.
GG then.
U-Trash!
Another one.
What the fuck is this?
Oh my...
Okay, like whatever.
How much stats does it give?
It gives...
Okay, whatever.
Good enough.
GG's.
Hello?
It...
It didn't cast a single time.
Not once.
It just died instantly.
You know what Ashley gives?
It's 250 HP on both of them.
40 armor, 40 armor, 500 HP, and I can't kill a single unit?
What?
What?
Wait, it's stats?
Should I just move?
Is it trouble then?
I'm not feeding.
Fuck that.
It's just a one pass and you get to fuck off on board.
That does not look like, unless they have that much resistance, that does not look
like it's stacking for shit.
N.D.
Olaf, not your fault.
My team fucking sucks.
Stryker GS even try out. I mean it like no matter what I just go high school
It's high school right?
My board doesn't even look bad. It actually looks good and something good. I hope
light shield crest every three seconds shields
the lowest
health
50 arbor 50 mr
When the fucking over oh wait, I need to buy a charm
Gigi
Oh, bye bye, buddy. You trash.
Wait, I just realized it has...
Okay, it's fine. I'm gonna swing this a fucking gig at even.
I can go 9, maybe play TK, and then I can just play another Horizon Focus, sure.
One roll for Charm.
Tebarite, Teji, a lot.
Anti-heal or anti-armor?
The Wozigan? This protects yourself with something?
Bardbreaker?
Who's Bard is this?
Is this Tremors or is this aftershock?
Is that aftershock? Oh, it's aftershock.
I mean, these items are actually fine on a lot. It's just... let me remove this right now. I'll put one here.
Doesn't really matter what I get. 56th level.
Rumble.
Gives Blaster, but that's fucking fake news.
Get out of here.
Innovating Locket.
Triple Tank item there.
Trickster's Blast.
Who has the lowest mana cost?
like is this actually gonna cast I mean it's not any of these shitters yeah it
better cast around and start bitching I mean this one always guys you can't
it's not even feed this one what is it it's 104 to cast I mean that one casted
that's pretty good is it gonna cast no I just I just realized I didn't bitch
enough this guy's more gone at you what is this shit oh top three that's pretty
good okay gg get me out of this game you me a permanent one cost and gold I mean
I know any combat is combat and gg's every six seconds I can I can throw in
nothing straight up nothing Varus gg is he ever gonna win against that I mean
I am dead as fuck your main tank is slain too yeah also I have three fucking
horizon focus like what the fuck does this trash do nothing man actual
garbage I don't even think my time can't it can afford to cast my board is not
that good also yeah I need a swap office it's like is this actually like
Like this is actually a real third though, like I feel like there's no way I'm placing
better than third.
My board is just not that good.
No eternal winter.
If I had like, if I had Blading Jewel on Karma, I could actually win this game, but like
I have DMG, manamazine, DMG which is actually fine, and then I have, I don't know, I
had something.
KD surgery placing third at this point, it's not a result, it's a lifestyle.
This man has made bronze, the man has made bronze as signature luck.
If there were a trophy for third place, kids would have a whole shop lined up.
Maybe even a custom always the...
Is this even, did someone actually write this or is this like AI made?
ESA.
Let's see how he's doing.
Hopefully not good.
Oh, 1240 is the same OP as me.
U-Trash.
See how milk is doing?
Not good, I hope.
Toronto Tokyo Ark Jowl!
From this fucking TT guy.
I don't get it.
Miguel Ark Jowl.
Hey, mister, check this one.
Miley Urgent, don't make me stress.
Where? Who? Where?
For what?
Oh wait, oh, I sent it to my...
I sent it to my...
Okay.
Uh, let me let him know.
Bro, I'm not even playing for a third.
BitMilt.
Oh, that's cute.
Kind of.
333.
But like, aren't these game- Bro, I'm in fucking Dan-Lo, oh my lord.
Oh my- Oh my god.
Watch Angelory, bro, she's just sitting there fucking bitching non-stop, like it's so annoying.
It's just, you move your little legend and it just starts screaching.
They need it, like I feel like if they mute that, if they give you the option
to mute it, it'd be a nice skin.
Is there any way you can like go in and delete a file?
Or would it- Or like, will it not let you?
Vanguard will kick your ass. I got a fucking Shen, man. Come on. Okay. I can already tell this over and sucks
I think I'm going dead last actually
I'm actually kind of motivated to climb though
Like starting now
You're not gonna see a single bop more
Love cloak
Lilia, paired, glove cloak
Tristana, Shen, Suraka, Ashe
Yeah, fuck that. I'ma just sell it because I can I can just open for what's it called
Buying ESP costs 1, let's gain 3 health and 2 free rolls whenever you level up. Like I could actually just sit here and sack for a bow.
Roll it the fuck down for Kalista and Rakan then go straight to 9, yeah? GG!
I mean, econ galaxy with caretakers is not even bad as well. Is that better than upward mobility? Like a prismatic econ?
Because the thing is...
I don't know what what components he has.
Hard to commit with what? I can't even see what he took. Oh, witchcraft? I don't know what components he has though.
Okay, I won the game. Alright, GG's then.
Have Cargoyle, have Kinsu. Also, if I get, um...
If I get, like, invested or something, can I just go straight to 9 or straight to 10?
And it's an actual winout. This guy's level up, Rod Cloak, Blaster, Witchcraft,
Tiny as Titan. Maybe he's opening for Bow as well.
witchcraft plus one, shitter niko, upper willy, chain tear, I think this guy's tiniest titan
looking for bow as well, so it's kind of annoying actually, fuck.
But I think if he doesn't get bow, he's forced to pivot.
That's the good news.
But the problem is if he gets bowed and it's actually really hard.
Also, I'm healing to 92 here, so if I fight him I'm not going to be first pick.
3 health and 2 freerows whenever you level up.
If I level up to 9, he's full open, he's looking for bow, oh actually he's 93, never mind.
I mean he's trying to open into Kalista.
So hopefully, if I fight him he's not first, but I take the bow and he's fucked.
He can't even play Kalista.
And I'm not fighting him.
Who's he fighting?
He's fighting level 4, I'm fighting level 5, I mean hopefully someone else, is he
gonna lose?
No?
He's first pick. Oh my god
How are they letting this guy be first pick?
Bro, please not bow his side. I'm gonna start bitching not bow his side, please
There's two bows. I okay. I oh wait. Oh, he went. Oh, oh
Yeah, I think he's I don't think he's playing Calista regardless. I think he's playing towards like like Reservers. Oh, okay
I mean that's good for me then who's the other guy that got bow?
Bro, he got a bow man and now he's playing towards Kalista.
He's level up into Kalista.
Oh my, I guess if I get invested I can just play anything.
I don't even want Barry plus one.
What is the best thing I can hit like Giant and Mighty maybe?
This guy's Blaster plus one, it's actually kind of scary.
I don't want to buy a unit, I can't give this guy a free five loss.
Actually I think he's playing the board.
Actually is he playing the board?
I don't even know what he's playing.
If I even want to play level, I can actually hold everything, it's not even bad.
You think he's actually gonna play this?
Also just realize this guy has two opportunities to hit witch plus one so you might be playing eight witch. Oh, this is not good
Oh nice. I just realized this I think I made
Because this guy is witch plus one
Wait, heart commit has witch plus one and then it's prismatic party today two opportunities to hit which this guy has which on the thing
Okay, so there's gonna be an eight which this game for sure
It's okay
Also, I don't even care about fairy odds because you don't even want fairy, plus when you want very, very royal, royal, royal guard.
There's no diseases, right?
Another cloak, that's fine.
I'm not trying to go into fucking QSS, man.
What is this trash?
QSS. Upward mobility.
Same blood as me.
Maybe I can just go past mine.
Who knows?
oh actually wait do I lose this actually? Wait? I mean if I lose this that's huge.
Oh wait? No, I fucking won. I mean I wouldn't mind a one unit off here.
It's okay though honestly there's gonna be fucking two A witch players, it's fine.
I'm just gonna four one fucking send it. Well infinite gold four one Gs.
Lucky gloves. Radiant refactor. Lucky gloves isn't even good. The problem
with lucky gloves here is that if I have ginsu and I'm playing towards that, who the fuck
am I lucky glowsing? Zonia's mana mazane, if I want to play towards Rize, like a Rize
board, ginsu, mana mazane, zonia's cloak, radiant refactor, okay there's a gargoyle,
kill one of the cloaks, go gargoyle, radiant, radiant this thing, if I'm going radiant,
if I go gargoyle and I go radiant, I just go radiant ginsu, it's actually fine,
How much is the level?
That way, I don't have to go another Gensu.
If one Gensu's enough, I can just go Gensu last Whisperer.
And then I might as well just buy this plus this, and then just buy this plus this.
I'm 3 Chrono.
I mean, okay, I don't know about the Rumble.
I feel like the Rumble is kind of not that good.
But the Vex is actually good.
Yeah, fuck the Rumble again.
12th to level.
I think he's playing towards Gliss as well.
He's level up.
Upward mobility.
Oh great, he's witch plus two.
What a fucking surprise.
Hard commit.
Time to get bailed out everyone.
GG's!
Bro, it's such a fucking joke man.
Like it's just...
I don't know how this hard commit augment is even allowed in the game.
It's just...
You're just sitting there trying to scam everyone.
It's just, I don't get it.
Like what happens when you load in, you don't get a prismaticable
fucking plus one.
You're just eight.
It's actually a fucking joke.
I'll get it. There's no uh there's no rock on or callista. Oh my god. This has various witch
uh callista for sure.
Manamazane 50 gold level 750 gold. I mean he might just he might just go straight to nine
and I kind of want to roll like more on nine as well though it's a problem.
Reserver, mage. What is it? It's just Reserver? That's just mage? Okay. I mean I have 10 rolls
banked. Like how back can it be? Not that bad I'd say. Oh Jax. Oh sorry! Oh it's fine,
it's fine. Man I won one round and I actually lost in the gold. I can't be good. That should
probably, like it's actually probably a Jax stiff. No joke. I'm pretty sure I could have won
this round. 5-2 removers. He's level 840 gold. Bro, how the fuck does he have so much
gold? Huh? Level 840? It's probably level 850 actually. I mean I have 10 rolls banked
and I can just go straight to 9 as well. Yup. I think I'll make. It didn't cast again.
It was just about a Chrono proc as well, and cast.
And I would have won this fight.
Because of Naomi.
Actually, I think I might have won anyway.
Never mind.
Bro, if I didn't win this one round, I would be so rich.
And now, oh, okay, it's okay.
Enti, guys.
Upper mobility.
There's also gonna be an 8 witch in the lobby.
Not sure what I'm gonna do about that.
My miscatering, I'll oops.
Okay, I found one Colissa, I guess.
Jinsu, Last Whisper, plus the thing, BF Gloke, Glove Chain, and Double Gargoyles.
I can go BF Glove, Reforge, a BF, or a Glove.
I mean I'm still 40 gold, which is pretty good I guess, but I used all my rolls.
I mean I can just go 9 in roll, which I kind of do want to do because every gold
is so cheap.
I mean, I'm Calista 1, one rock on, with, with, with, which I, I get 10 rolls.
Oh no, oh no.
I'm a, I'm a...
Preserver crown.
I don't need items, fairy plus one.
Oh...
Oh, do you... I mean, they're both kind of the same, I get a GES.
Oh...
I mean, Preserver plus one gives me a Nashor's tooth.
I mean, I get to play Morgana, I guess.
Oh, it's a forgotten update, what do I get?
Oh, Ice Recon is not even bad.
And I get this thing to stall a little bit.
Unstable treasure chest, I'll put this over here.
Okay, okay, also like, I mean, I need,
what's it called for sure?
I don't know if it's trash.
O-Teen BSWord, Mango GA.
Let me see,
he's 930 gold.
One Rock on, two Blitz on me being.
Bro, like am I just, am I just sending it next turn just all in straight zero?
The thing is it's actually cheap, it's 51 to level, I'll have 20 gold on 9, I can play
Morgana for two turns as well.
I mean if I stack two more, I, like, I don't get to play Morgana, I'm gonna have
a Redbuff holder, I can also find Milio.
I mean great, he's Rock on 2, 40 gold level 9.
Level 9, 40 gold Rock on 2.
I, I, I've stacked three more, this is fucking someone with the eight witch in the lobby.
eight witch briar to how the fuck where did this briar to even come from what
the fuck I think this is an anti-heal I mean I might as well just act two more it
died bro like it like if I sack to here I'm probably gonna be like 20 something
each be like to I oh god I mean I might as well sack to like there's no fucking
way I have enough money unless I get nope no rock on no nothing I mean I'm
I'm not even paired on either a bow, a bow, a throw.
Like, do I even want a Sack 2 though?
Like, what the fuck am I sacking for, man?
I've Sack 2 here, I'm pretty sure I am 8.
I am 8.
Cause I could level, I could level from Ravana right now.
And just go Red buff, Ice from Cone, GA, Red.
My board is actually good.
Am I still above 10?
51, 20, I'm still level.
Endure once your charm.
GGs.
Like a nice melee as well.
I'm fine with this as well.
I just realized, I don't even have, I don't even have a Lillia.
Hey, I forgot to buy Lillia.
I was trying to figure out why I, oh, hi, Hype Sue gaming.
Thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'm going to eat this game, 20 gold.
I mean, let me see, like, I mean, he's too callous.
50 gold, he's a kid invested, invested level up.
He's about to be level 10, two star or everything.
I'm just loading with nothing.
Okay, so what's the plan here? I mean Barto, TK, temporary artifact?
I just like if I if I have to buy more than one I can't even like I like I like I
oh oh please don't hit please don't hit please don't hit please don't hit I
oh great like I mean it's fine like it's fine like I'm gonna guarantee take
listen don't worry don't worry like I don't worry like I need rock-on-2 as
well like don't worry I'm guaranteed Nicholas stuff don't worry because if I
Don't take list I'm out of here like don't worry. No, don't worry like if I don't hit both. I'm out of here anyway
It's fine. It's fine
Don't worry
What the fuck is this?
Oh, no, you can't it just instantly rolls past it
Like it like it's there's there's there's one callistic on you're guaranteed to hit you are guaranteed
There's what actually I think there's two classes on now
There's two classes gone, but you're guaranteed to hit. There's too many rock-ons gone
Like if I saw rock on there like I'm never hitting rock on rock on to
Actually wait, is there no Karma player?
Oh no, this guy's Karma. This guy's Rakan, Paired, 5, 5, 5, 2, 5, 2, 5 gone, 2 gone.
And then if I find this, even if I find this, I think I'm still playing for 6.
I mean, the moment I rotate it into 8, which I'm dead, the moment I rotate it into that, I'm dead.
Like, I don't get it.
Great, I don't even have gold.
I mean, Rakan 2, that's pretty good.
GG's!
Okay, so what's the plan?
What's the plan?
I mean, at least I have Rakan 2.
If my Calista 1 doesn't get one shot, then it's actually fine.
I don't have Callista 2.
Yeah, just let me rotate into what's it called and just end the fucking game. Just get me out.
Ahmate.
I mean, he's not 8 witch, but I don't think I'm beating this guy. That guy is what's it called 2 as well?
I mean, I'm pretty sure I can beat this.
He's Diana 2, Yuumi 2, but like...
Is he actually that strong though?
He's 8 portal. What's my combat armament?
I don't have a combat charm? Oh, ahmate.
Oh, I don't have a combat charm.
Oh, that can't be good for me.
I'm eight
I'm eight
Am I back to three digits?
Okay, also, like I'm thinking about it. Is it level up just straight up broken in prismatic party?
Because if you have level up into invested like I don't understand don't you just instantly win the game
level up level up
On to one
into invested it's a 3.86 for invested plus and then invested plus plus okay
it's a 5.08 how's that even possible just TP to 10 you straight up TP to 10 what
hi so thank you for the five gifts it again eight equals gifted subs what
which is what oh did like 55 get one free or something when these sub are gonna
oh no I was told that you swap at 12 if you're level nine you swap at 12 that's
what I was told I don't know that's true but it's always it's like if you're not
plus one it's always for blaster and eight and that's you just randomly have
like briar to nesis I guess then you play to blaster briar duo but yeah
What is this shop I'm trusting you to not go eight again, buddy. You're very good
Bro you look paid as fuck
Okay, it's fine. All right. I think it's one of those games. I
Think I'm just what the fuck
Okay, I'm in sim pack
Okay, I mean this game this game is uh
It's just guaranteed first then it's all good
Gigi
I mean this one's actually like this one's actually good. It's also tier 2 on
3-2 maybe I just hit the epoch or or
What even is the best tier 2 that you can hit on three like for for 3-2?
Is it just epoch? Oh, I guess. Oh eventually fallen is also probably good. Oh
Golden quest. Oh, you're right. It's fuck actually. Oh, I'm gonna be so rich. Oh
Okay, I mean he's probably this guy's probably trying to advocate into a bow
But the thing is everyone else is a lot stronger, I think.
Bro, I need to fight this guy because he's greeting good for something.
He doesn't want to open on the off, but the thing is if he four losses, he's just gonna
open that round.
So I need to fight him before he gets a four loss.
But if he four losses, he's just gonna full open, and then I'm fucked.
And he's just not straight for no reason.
Also, if he can't get bow, then his spot's like whatever.
Can I play anything else?
Maybe?
I have, I have simpac.
Like what can you play with Stimpak? I guess I can play like anything. I can play like karma as well
I'll have three item everything
Honestly, is there just not Kalista with Stimpak?
Wait, like is Stimpak Kalista even good?
I mean, I guess you have items like you have leftover items as well and you have true this like it's probably fine
But I feel like karma is really good because you can just have like three item karma three item like frontline unit three item tank
Maybe I just play some karma. Just go to here then
for all like
But the thing is I think full open, I feel like full open close is better though.
I think if I don't get the ball I'll just go to here.
But if I get the ball I'm gonna go bow.
If I'm just gonna go bow.
Otherwise this guy just gets a free fucking game.
What do you go belt?
I need to fight this guy, he's just gonna start opening.
The fuck?
I mean I would rumble too if I wanted.
Not really.
Actually I think he's playing towards Varus so he might actually keep the Ezreal Trist.
So that's good.
BF belt.
Good for something like it's here too, so I want to make sure I have very odds
But like bro, he's gonna start fucking opening man. Oh
My like I didn't bite him and then and then like I it's in it actually plus EV for him to just fall open
Actually, I guess I guess he means playing various use BF glove
Like the key that probably doesn't want to sell the thing. He's just gonna pray doesn't bite me
I need to find the Tristana or Catarina and I hit Royal Guard, the game's over.
I hit Golden Quest, the game's over.
Okay, Royal Guard, Golden Quest.
Bro, I'm always playing with what's it called here. Please. I need Tristana or Cat. Tristana or Cat.
I also wouldn't mind the Vrakan or Kalista. Vrakan or Kalista or Katarina.
Tier-tier. Bro, missed blue, missed blue plus something that doesn't fucking matter.
Okay, I didn't hit. So now I can't hit Royal Guard. What can I hit?
Do I even want Frostbust one? Not really. Do I even want Multi Odds? PTA?
No, not really. What the fuck do I even want here then?
I don't really want Vanguard odds, like Chrono odds, I mean is Blaster even bad? Gensu Blaster? Probably.
Alright, it's okay, watch this. I could have like carboned this game if I didn't summon Gensu, and I just had Blue buff, Morillo, there on Bokeloak.
Golden Quest? Golden Quest? Will I even cash out Golden Quest? I mean I don't collect it when I have this, it's actually good.
good when I have Stimpak like redemption gargoyles I go even try to plus one but
why does it why does my gorgeous look not right this is my only two-star this
gorgeous does not live right redemption gargoyles and I'll catch out
Stimpak soon I'm just saying great I think I killed too much and then now I
don't cash out before before carousel and now I don't know what to go for
on carousel oh oh god okay did I just go ball on carousel regardless then
probably I mean okay I'm just saying the last four times I played Kalista I
have not seen rock on or Kalista on stage three ever like how come every time
other people open the close up they always see rock on and Kalista but it
But then when I play it on that's weird. I just see nothing
That's weird. No
All right, then this is the time then
Callista rock on
Callista with bow rock on with chain is fine. Well, I oh oh rock on with chain. Oh, okay
You know my fault
All right, sorry for complaining. Okay. She's in
Wow, I'm a fucking beast and I even have I even have the board like I have the entire board just sitting here set up
three fairy three frost I mean I could I mean I could easily just go last whisper
here it's not even bad also I should probably just saw this already like last
whisper and then I just go I mean adaptive is actually fine I mean last
was just fine yeah whatever adaptive I'm probably just put on that though and
I have a cloak actually I could I could just wait like what if I just miss
double I mean if I get if I got a belt and the thing like if I got belt
And the thing that is a bit of rock on it's fine. It's not going to work
Yeah, I should have waited actually fuck now. I think I made
Because if I if I wait one here
Like if that is not even good
If I wait one like it let's say I get I get rod and belt actually we get brought a belt then I can just go fucking
Merleau wait what okay, honestly, it's fine. Okay never mind
But now I just have this cloak and if I get even trouble then I could have when
Okay, it's fine
35 oh nice
Okay, well be easy. I mean one close to rock on two already stable
I mean, my board is not that good, though.
Okay, I mean, I want to make sure I beat Neutral, though.
Because sometimes I don't beat Neutral.
These walls nowadays are not even that weak.
Another cloak!
Oh, my fucking god!
Amit!
Another tear!
Oh, my!
Camille!
I'm for fairy!
No, honestly, it's not even that bad, though.
Can I just make?
I'm not offering this trash for a few.
I'm gonna have to do this for now. It's
Sorry guys, sorry guys
Fuck bro. I would have won this round if I had the fairy item on here, man. Oh, wait, I did a bunch of falling play
As heck around like whatever 20 gold. I mean I'm rock-on paired
824
I mean very I mean, okay, rock-on two
Okay, well GGs then
All right well GG's, you cannot lose a single round, rock on 2, 3 item, Kalista.
I mean it's Kalista, it's Kalista 1 but the thing is I have a, it's also, I mean I have
no Leo as a thing but I don't have, I don't have double Gensu.
So it's not even that good, like no double Gensu.
I don't need like, no double Gensu, like usually double Gensu, Kalista 1 is for sure
stable but I mean I think if I don't have double Gensu, like I feel like it's
not even that stable.
I mean it probably is, like I might lose one round though.
Component Anvil, I'm paying 8 gold for this shit. It's actually fine.
I didn't collect Dragon Spike earlier, BT right now, nice.
Probably go T1 Parasol, I'll probably go B1 Parasol, half red buff.
Rakan, Katta, Rena, Tuh.
Two star, one star, Zilean, Lilia, Rakan.
Rakan paired, Kalista paired.
I mean it's not even that good. I don't have Kalista paired, so I'm just stuck here doing nothing.
nothing there's a cameo that's a rock on to with a that's a rock on to with the
last whisper by the way I'm eight there's also a milio there's also a cameo
with here I mean I'd rather have cameo than fucking cameo pair than okay is
there a bow gone I'm trying to take milio pair then I'm taking milio pair I
did I got gay I'm eight I mean sometimes you just hit milio to you
never fucking know man I mean I should just go bow I feel like bows is way
more holy fuck oh it's going quest okay I mean I'm sitting on I might as well
roll into a charm geez and I perfected the roll on 4-1 I mean these units aren't
even small upgrades I might as well just roll more one roll okay like Lilio
two's not even a small upgrade heck of a two's also not a small upgrade I'm not
gonna hit Millio two but Zillio two's also a big upgrade and then if I hit
A Calista, I'm just choosing every fucking turn.
Nice. Rock on to Calista, dude. Great. I'm 8.
I don't even know how this guy can have Shen 3. Oh, call to chaos.
Also, I got my Gintu's effort. Also, he has a fucking Golden Quest.
Zerath.
2.
What the fuck is this?
Wait, does this wipe my entire board?
Or nah.
Yes.
Oh wait?
Yeah, you trash!
What the fuck?
I mean, it's not even good! I mean, bro, this Milio doesn't do anything!
Like it's not actually good, I bro, if this were like 2 star like Morgana and I'm level
9 the game's over.
But like I'm probably, like if the spot's not even that good, like Vrockon 2, Callista
2 out of nowhere.
What?
What?
How many Callista, like I don't even know how many I got, what the, oh Diana 2?
I mean this guy's board is, bro, this Varus unit at 1 star is the most biggest, most
biggest, whatever the, just the most worthless piece of shit, no demand.
joke it doesn't do anything but I mean that's that's why I feel like I close
this just straight up better because close to one is actually good but I feel
like TK to various one is just a fucking joke like rock on one close to two is
is fucking broken I guess there's two what's it called to is also good as
well okay I mean that's pretty good I get I could double-adaptive Milio
I feel like my Milio actually does damage, about, and I would usually, I mean I'd probably
buy this anyway.
Alright should I just last whisper, bro I don't want to last whisper on a one star piece
of shit though man.
Like am I really last whispering Milio though?
Isn't Milio 2 actually pretty decent?
Okay I mean it's fine, I'm not going to get rid of it anyway, that's a good thing.
Great, to rock on 2 plus to do 2, I mean, oh no, Camille just dies instantly.
Bro there's no way you're putting it on Camille man.
The unit just straight up shows up.
Oh yeah, you're dead.
Bye bye then.
The last switch was gone and now you're 8.
Honestly, are there TK players in this lobby?
I'm just gonna put one here.
Also, I can level for Bardo in two turns.
Level for Bardo is actually a huge upgraded scholar
plus a preserver.
Why does this guy's board look so fucking trash?
Like a new level of trash.
What is this?
Okay.
Don't mind me I guess. I don't even play TF anywhere. I just joined string to hear bet not even good go in 8th over and over again
I don't even know why I tune in. I think I might be addicted to this guy's bitching. I
Don't even bitch
Gee
Bro zillion two no diff man
Like I can level nester and I'm not paying no fucking I'm not paying six seven gold for zillion two fuck that and I just
Love it for Bardo
I mean, I'm I'm leaving a zilin 2 over here because if they have tk here
It's 5050 on here and doesn't always hit this before I really care because I only have one ginsu
But if I have two ginsu's I do care. I'm getting a turtle winter. I'm fucked
I'll meet oh
My oh, yeah, god. Yeah, how the fuck is it back here? What even happened? Oh, no blighting jewel. Oh
No, oh, no, oh
Oh no, no, no, please!
Yeah, you trash.
Callista won, GG!
Oh nice, three Callistas back in the pool.
I'm probably gonna move the adaptive out of the, uh, adaptive off of Camille
and just go double adaptive last whisper on this and call it a day.
Like, it's not even bad.
Missed a million, two, by the way.
I mean, I'm gonna roll once you hit Callista.
Also, I just realized it's off-interval because I have-
I hit that fucking patient, whatever the fuck, man.
And now I just lost 30 gold.
GD's!
I mean, Morgana's not even better than the dude.
Like, I have Briar, the dude too, so I kinda wanna play Bardo, but Morgana 2 obviously
is better.
I mean, I'm not ever in this trash, fuck you.
I don't really wanna loss this worth though.
I might loss this worth a Hecarim 2 though.
This one actually should always hit here, because it's farthest.
Oh, didn't even cast.
How are you letting these...
How are these...
It just died!
And now, in one life, two lives, temporary bramble vests.
I mean I need this remover ASAP
Also like
Catarina 2, no fucking diff
Just get off my board
Also Morgana like no diff
I might as well just make 10 and just try to hit Camille 2
I think if I have Milio 2 like Bardo is actually good
Am I really gonna hit Morgana here?
Morgana 2, Briar 2
Whatever, yeah, fucking make it 10
I'll make
This guy has TK
You're gonna have kind of
G?
Briar 2?
Morgana 2?
Smolder 2?
Number two? U-Trash!
Okay, I get a remover here. I can remover the adaptive and just go double adaptive. Yeah?
I mean, I'm still going to put this over here.
Bardo.
I mean, Camille too, I instantly win the game.
The game is actually kind of good.
Infinite item collector value as well.
Why am I even holding this?
Artifact Anvil?
I mean, honestly, it's not even bad.
I don't know how to turn it on.
Light Shield Crest with its garbage.
It's actually kind of good. It's so much HP.
rock on okay I got my best units effort
the fuck this level 10 golden plus
I'm not wearing this I don't think so
I mean this is still alive and oh I am dead as fuck
Oh, like a level 10 golden quest?
Okay, it's fine. It's fine.
What are we getting this? I don't think so.
30 MR.
Nami, 2.
Zerath, Lillia,
Alistar,
Axel,
Briar.
My board fucking sucks.
Holecrusher, Prodder's Claw.
I mean I'm stronger than this for sure,
But I'm pretty sure I need I need Camille to to win like no Camille to
This is not strong the other guys really fucking level 10 fucking golden quest cash out
Cash out go straight to 10. I think I'm fighting his real
Two target dummies. I mean I might as well just upgrade zillion to man. It's not even that bad barrow two
Perfect zillion here barrow over here DD and this DK will never hit Calista, which is really good
I mean, okay, it's fine, but the problem is like the moment I fight this guy, I'm not just dead. How do I deal with this guy? I can't. I think I'm going second. I mean, if I have Camille 2, maybe I can win. There's a Pyro plus one. What the fuck does that do for me? Nothing. I mean, I have nothing. My board fucking sucks. This guy doesn't even have an anti-MR.
There's a Pyro plus one, what the fuck does that do for me?
Nothing.
I mean, I have nothing.
My board fucking sucks.
This guy doesn't even have anti-MR.
I just took a spark.
Oh, he doesn't have anti-MR.
Okay, I mean, all my slots are full though, I can't do anything.
Okay, I'm probably fighting his real, I have to, because I thought it was clone
real.
The armor does nothing.
There's nothing I don't even know what what scans me here. What scans me replacement? I don't fucking know something
Something good not that
GGs I mean that's pretty good. I guess
Zephyr, I mean, I don't I don't think I'm stronger. This guy's board is
Looking good as fuck
Okay, GGs then how do you even get a Shen 3 bro? It was his fucking call to chaos. He just RNG to Shen 3
Explain that shit to me. He's playing towards, okay, he's already playing towards Varus. He cashes out a Zorath and then his call to chaos gives him a Shen 3.
Huh? Last was where IE Red buff cashes out Zorath from Golden Quest and then cashes out a fucking Shen 3 from call to chaos.
Like the guy might be from the future. I'm not even kidding. What the fuck is this shit?
Like he just knows he's gonna cash out Zorath so then he just starts building towards Varus and he knows he's gonna cash out Shen 3.
Shen 3 like bro you need to actually just do an investigation
Maybe he's buying some lottery tickets or something like I don't know how the fuck it
It just perfectly flows like that for digits soju is so lame man. Oh great rock ZZ
Oh, it's all right. It's 58 not 56
My bad, bro. You missed it man the fucking hate watcher like assembled earlier today like five minutes into the stream
No shows up people arrive
Qn also shows up. Hawkeye of TFT, 8875 shows up. Where were you buddy? Also here to one guy. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I have to clarify. I'm not a hate watcher, bro. You sound so paid.
I appreciate the bits. I appreciate the gifted subs, but you can't like it, bro.
People that actually support the fucking streamer, Dan's game. Dan's game, 3-3-3-8-2.
Alright, I'm gonna go get some water.
I think the trick to doing a longer stream is I just drink water, because after a little
bit I just feel so dehydrated.
From just sitting here yapping.
So maybe if I drink water, maybe I can wait or is it fine?
Hmm?
Hello, help!
Help!
Do I have no, like, space on my PC or something?
What even happened?
K3 quid going 8.
Okay.
Golden Quest.
in quest let's pair the cog now okay this opener is looking a little too good
there's no even holding the the foot strength tear cloak fun bow tear play
around cloak you have my bow bow tear bow LDP
transfiguration fairy plus one unleash the beast transfiguration I I mean I
I just play... I just play...
Okay, if this gets rid of my Blitzcrank here, I'm just gonna start bitching.
GG!
Oh, I lost the Blitzcrank, but it's fine.
Also, do I even want to play BlitzRero here?
Like, Transfiguration Blitz?
I mean, I think I have to, right?
Like, if I have Transfiguration, like, it's a little too good.
Like, I have to.
Yeah.
Nunu 2, sweet tooth.
I mean, if I have Transfiguration...
I don't really want to...
Oh, he's already level 4, so he's not gonna be rolling quicksigs.
Oh yeah, if I do have this, I'm just gonna play the role.
Casio Pia.
I mean, 3 copies.
3 copies, 3 copies.
Holy fuck, he's Nunu 2.
I mean, he's just gonna be going 6 and playing Nunu 2, probably with the Kog'Maw.
Kog'Maw Nunu.
Oh my...
For what? Blaster plus 1?
She wa-
This is-
What is going on?
My board got 4-0.
i.e. Velocirib plus one, Shyvana.
Okay.
I mean, Chain is good.
Honestly, rolling once... I mean, I'll probably roll in two turns.
I'll roll once for Transfiguration.
Bro, can you guys stop spamming, please?
Maybe it's better to just push.
Because I feel like Ziggs would be able to roll without, like, Manazane or, like...
or, like, Zap Attack, it's like, it's even good.
But I do have Transfiguration.
Honestly, I have Transfiguration, I'm not pushing shit, like, fuck that.
I'm not trying to go E through 30.
I mean the good news about that charm is that you can find another charm really soon so it's fine.
Blitzcrank. I'm gonna roll once here for charm.
BSWord is fine. Ego. Warwick.
Blitzcrank roll without augment is good. It's alright.
I mean I got nerfed but it was fucking broken last patch. It's still playable.
Like trust me I don't want to play this shit.
It's just, if my only takeable tier 2 is Transfiguration, what can I do man?
If you take Transfiguration and you push levels, you're going Uncontested 8.
It's actually just Uncontested 8. You're not going to be able to buy Charms ever,
you want to make sure you can buy some Charms early mid-game,
so you can actually get your components, and then also reroll, you can use them slightly better, I guess.
And then, if you have Transfiguration, you can have 3 of them Blitz, 3 of them Ziggs, and 3 of them Casio.
If I actually make it to Casio 2, or 3.
But sometimes like you just hit Blitz and Ziggs too fast and then you know you don't find a single Casio and then yeah
And then you're stuck pushing levels and then Simon that's strong like this this comp without Casio 3
Doesn't even do that much damage
I mean it's so weird a lot of gold. That's fun. Glee's
Not going no fucking what's it called three G?
G. Okay
I'm going to show you later and I'm going to show you Cassiopeia, this guy has a 3-item fucking...
My board can't lose to anyone, maybe he has a 3-item fucking...
My board... I just got scammed. My board is actually good, man. It's actually good.
Titan's JGBT, 3-item, Cassiopeia 2-level 6, prismatic ticket. If I take prismatic ticket, I think I'll meet.
I mean, if I take this, I'll meet. You know what's actually not 8-year?
Okay, it's that fucking manamazane one. I mean, it's fine.
I mean, that just means I'm guaranteed to hit what's it called, which is the good news.
Like, I'm, I'm, I'm Pismatic being Casio 3. I mean, it's kind of fine.
This Transfiguration is like outscales a tier 2.
Uh, 3 Blitz, 3 Ziggs, that's fine. 3 Nunu, Pismatic pick it as well.
Like, I'm not really contesting him for Nunu.
I'm just gonna put 3 Ziggs, 3 Level 6, Casio 3 and just push Levels.
And Ziggs.
And Ziggs.
I think I'm getting a Component here.
I am Rod. I might as well roll to 40. Maybe I can hit. I mean I'm one off.
GGs! I'll cast here too. I mean I don't really want to make Gumblade.
Should I just make a BD? I mean it's not actually good, but this B.S. Warden is fucking useless.
Bro, I like your Gumblade. Okay, no. I mean I'm not, you think I'm getting bow here? No.
there's two people great game great game oh what the fuck okay does anyone else
watch okay I mean no matter what I want to get someone Casio Pia I just get to
this for now if I go BT I don't even know what I'm breathing I mean BT on
placement doesn't do shit but like I don't even know what I'm breathing for
I didn't kill a single unit. I mean it's like half gargoyle half GS I guess but the thing is like I need bow
Like I wouldn't even mind
I don't know man. Oh wait. Oh, oh, that's okay. Yeah, get the fuck out of here then you trash
Okay, a glove that's not good either. Okay. I mean it's actually not bad. It's better than fucking BS
or
Triple casted and I already lost my streak
Maybe I should maybe I should also like maybe I should also go for re3
is that even bad and I just trio carry casio 3 re3 and then I have an extra
arcanistax as well oh wait maybe I should wait like I mean if I put his
money ticket like I feel like it's not even bad oh wait I should have done that
thing so I'm not really because I'm not gonna buy them my transfer here
should is OP but it's not that OP I'm only getting another I don't know I
mean I might as well man like whatever GGs another BS sword I can't play the
Okay, oh, you know this actually prox the things like the the tickets
I mean I'm really going for already three because like after I hit Casio three my next round
I'm just gonna push are gonna plus one gives an already as well that I might as well
spellblades
Mentorship honestly
I'm still rich. I do need to find a TK though
Alright, like, I mean, I, okay, surely I don't carry the fucking...
So, like, what is this RE3 doing for me then?
47 AP? I mean, that's not even that bad.
I've seen worse. I don't have a Vanguard. That's fine.
RE3! GG! Where the fuck did my board go?
Thank you guys.
I mean, I'm sitting on 40 gold.
Also, I have no fucking items.
Oh wait, oh, this is not even bad.
Do I even want a level here?
I mean, I'm in a small upgrade
32 to level
Okay, I have BS sword I can go GS I can go gunblade. What's better gunblade or GS?
And there's so many fucking Ezreal players and there's rise player karma player
I'm gonna just go complete actually. I think he's oh my whole board is gone
What?
I mean, I just need one TK ones are at I just win the game. Yes one TK ones are at five arcana
And I also get vanguard in as well. I actually just win the game. GG's. Might as well roll until the thing.
Another fucking, okay, another fucking chain vest. Yeah, fuck you.
I don't even know how many chain vests I got from this garbage. What is this shit-ass team even doing?
TK2. It doesn't have a single TK. I mean, I might as well just pick this Varus out of a chain.
Gumbelid is really good against Varus players
Because if they can't cheese your backline, you actually just instantly win the fight
It's also good against Varus players
I mean, I already have Master Arms
How many TKs are gone? 1, 2, 3, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 7
I have nothing
I got nothing
I'm sure I can actually kill this player
Okay, they killed my Xyx though
My Xyx is dead
That's half my team's DPS. I mean I can play Rise too as well if I don't find a single
I'm gonna play Rise too if I don't find a single
Zerathor TK
Glove
and nothing
and nothing a rod
my glove
I can go Crown Guard plus one
Starting attack speed on this is actually good as fuck. I can go double Kinsu, shiv that instead, and then go Steaden though
and then I mean honestly
Alright, don't laugh. Bro, I'm not going no fucking steadfast heart. Yeah, whatever crown guard it is
It's not even that bad. How much it how much AP is it? I mean, that's pretty good
Okay, GG's that all right second one. Okay
Okay, I'm gonna just fucking send the next turn great. I didn't kill a single unit
Vague R3
Where the fuck?
Also, why is my position like this? Where the fuck is-
Don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me.
Oh, there it is, great, it's gone.
Oh, great. My Ziggs position cannot be worse.
Oh, my, I just- My Ziggs just died instantly again.
That guy is blinding too often, nice, DK, thank god.
Okay, I need to rack. Or the dude too.
Bro, fuck this unit, get the fuck off my board.
You trash.
I mean, how much does it give?
It gives 70 AP, that's pretty decent.
Nice, this guy's 5 million low though.
Oh, I'm gonna reddit.
Add- oh wait, oh!
Oh, I- oh, did I not run ads in the previous game?
Oh, fuck, I don't think I did.
Oh, sorry guys.
Okay.
Am I back?
Okay.
And...
Fuck outta here, GG's.
I'm like, I guess I have something to hold. Oh.
97 AP.
Not bad.
Says Blading Jewel, but it's- it's hard on one at least.
Can we see Zerath? I mean, yeah, but it's not gonna be Zerath, the unit fucking sucks.
Temporary item on... uh, yeah, Zerath.
It's at 40%. I mean, maybe at 18 I'm down, but like, are you when you have how many
3 stars? 1, 2, 3, 5 Arcanite, 3, 4, 4 3 stars, 100 AP, the bees don't even scale
off of the thing, so it's not actually good.
I don't have anti-heal against this.
So what's the game plan here?
I mean, they get CC'd for a little bit.
Oh, they got one shot under your new trash.
I don't know, I don't know, like I don't know if it's actually Parrot's Wrath.
Like, I mean, 18 charms sounds like really good though.
But the thing is, like, the AP scaling on all my units are, like, not only that, but like, also this unit also has AP scaling.
Like, I mean, the true damage is like, it's fake on here.
I mean, the true damage is nice on here.
and probably like a hundred AP is a lot like a lot a lot I'd be getting 40 I
mean 48% bonus shooting which is also a lot but I'm pretty sure it's already
it's gonna be 48 if I have one more charm which I will have but like fuck
like 18 bro that's a lot like that's a lot a lot like fuck I go rabbit on's
And then like fuck I go rabbit on's and then I go and then I just pairs a wrath fuck it
Yeah, honestly like should I learn like fuck it 48%?
Yeah, but the AP yeah, you're right like the AP skills the tanks
Okay, I just looked at that that didn't even look good
Okay, I'm down to just I'm down to just go Ari agreed
I don't know if I'm gonna survive another round though
And then like it's not that good like 3k 4k like AP and then like it also scales off of the thing
I have four fucking three stars
I even have the already fucking trash three. Yeah, get me the fuck out and yeah, you trashed them and yeah, Zeratul
Yeah, Zeratul two two two two two
two
Two two
That all look like it did more damage
Where the fuck did my board go, huh? Is he six blaster?
Yes, man
Six Blaster Radiant IE IE my entire board
I mean I can actually win I just have to split like I have to split TK top left and then blitzcrank top right
But if my if my blitz and my TK get hit at the same time then I'll meet
Okay
But yeah, no bro like it's not giraffe man like it's already for sure
That true damage is looking fucking pathetic
Because the bees also don't scale. I mean third place
I was forced to take transfiguration on 2-1 in the prismatic ticket third. Hey, that's pretty good
Stop harassing my boy cave. He's so do he is having fun
Hey, you're not very nice
Let me see if I can get I'm trying to see if I can get Spencer a ticket
You paid $500 for the figures again and never use it again. I didn't pay 500 man. I had medallions
I was gonna save for like a prestige skin, but I ended up
Just spending time medallions and said fuck the fuck the prestige skin
but it's I mean probably the guy we're gonna just start screeching all over the
place milk I'm just saying the next time you check my LP it's about to be a
fucking TP no cap watch you for a while and decidedly TFT for the first time
this set now I'm emerald having the time of my casual life thanks to you
you're awesome so do have fun oh good a lot of people have been calling you
the Jojo Pion of TFT by the way what does that mean I was he bad no he
He just didn't show up.
Honestly, Soju is like the reserve of all the NA League pros.
What does that mean?
He sucks at home but pops off at Worlds.
Bro, he didn't even pop off.
Bro, NA lost a fucking some giganubes.
The mid later is down 5k gold in 15 minutes.
Explain that to me.
How is that even possible?
How can you be down 5k gold in 15 minutes?
Thank God.
Is that even allowed?
You just walk to lane, you just finished your second item, and the Leblanc is working on her fifth item.
What?
Alright guys, I got the Storm Surge Spike.
Time to fight, and you press Tab, and Leblanc is just four items, needless rod.
Huh?
What is this load screen?
What's DEI? What's that? Diversity, Equity, Inclusion.
Oh, like you're only allowed two imports or something?
Nah, this is the year NA pops off. TL making it to finals, Kerm, you are such a fucking TL Glazer.
Shut the fuck up. Poor Rowe's sad. Your mid laner is fucking APA.
Okay, honestly, I heard that Apple was actually good, but I think his name is just not that good.
Oh, he's not good? Wait, really? Well, I thought he was actually good.
Apple has experience now, he's about to drop a nuke. I mean, sure, I mean, I don't care, I don't even care about Faker.
Bro, just drop all the nukes, I don't give a fuck. Just make sure your top laner's got to get gapped.
I mean, it's just a top gap, it's all good. And I'm also a fan of owner as well.
And your jungle's also going to get gapped. Yeah, I don't really care about the bot lane either, I don't really care about mid.
In fact, I would prefer the bot lane gets solo killed on second wave just so Topside can carry harder.
I'm about to just bet on T1 games for fun.
But the odds are probably so unbelievably skewed it's not even worth it.
Blitz, 2.
Great, I'm stuck with a fucking chain vest.
I can't play the game.
Great.
I cannot play the game.
Uh, I mean I do have three portals, does that even do anything?
Three portal? I feel like three portal nowadays is just sort of fucking useless.
A bow, a glove, a bow, a glove, a chain.
AFK, team building, bow, glove, AFK, or I can just go AFK into, you guessed it, Calista!
I'm out of the sum last whisper.
Oh, it's a sending augments, fuck it, Golden Quest.
yeah fucking golden quest yeah golden quest is there other broken tier twos yeah
whatever fucking golden quest I mean honestly isn't beggars can be trusers
basically AFK I'll get beggars can be choosers beggars can be choosers you
think about you make your first time anyway for almost didn't kill a single
unit monkey wait I just realized wait is royal is royal whatever is it
broguard is it's just so broken oh my god that is loud it's a 4.02 wait I didn't
just I didn't realize okay okay bro I can't be first pick regardless man this
is even child slam bow crown guard tier like as long as I have a three fairy on
on on two one on three two there's no way you can miss royal guard and you can't
miss royal guard and what's it called but you can't miss both man and golden
quest but also uh what even is the best prismatic on on callista rock on callista zillion augments
on 42 is it a movable object for prismatics oh no it's it's tried and mighty and then
it's a movable object then it's a port golem then it's my last intention i want soup
i mean okay you can order it you think you opened uh i kind of need these very
odds though it's like a specific soup with beans but I don't know what it's called
tach tach I'm fucking last pick I'm eat the rods gone as well then what the
fuck am I gonna play then belt three-house belt I'm eat conga tear bro
like I actually need three like three ferret to get fairy odds now they
fucking bug fix them in like I don't get it if they didn't bug fix it like
Don't I just TP to a first probably but now I just I mean if he's opening I'm opening as well
I'm not just trying to give him a free five loss like fuck that
Yeah, I'm just gonna open then whatever
I think some fucking stupid or something
Says red buff even trout. What are they bug face you were you were able to find?
Very augments at two out of three
But they changed it
Because I think it was just quoted as a two trade still even though it was a three trade. I mean this shop's actually good
Like if I'm holding these three like 100% of the time I might as well just pre-level. I guess I can also take like witch plus one
It's not that bad
Like which was one it has it like what I feel like which actually has a decent matchup into
It actually has a decent matchup into
into a Calista
Great we both lost our streak great
The golden quest is like not that premium anymore. I mean I want Royal Guard for sure
But if I don't find three fairies in these next few shops, then what can I do?
One fairy? That's it?
One fairy? That's it?
Okay.
Bow, glove, belt, chain.
I have a full ginsu.
I mean, okay, honestly, Golden Quest is probably not even bad.
If I'm this rich.
I mean, Gargoyle.
I can also go Marullo player on that.
Bow, glove, belt.
Reforger, another Reforger, and Rebuber.
I don't have Fairy Odds, so what am I even fishing for here?
I don't want Dragon Odds, is it just Witchcraft?
Just Witchcraft Odds.
Or Golden Quest, that's it.
Witchcraft or Golden Quest?
G?
G.
I'm fucked!
Let me see at 3-2, what's the best tier 2 I can take playing Kalista?
I mean it says Fairy Crest, I don't even know why though.
Okay, I may support Gollum, avenge the fallen, mark tarp is also good.
It says martyr is actually better than royal guard, okay?
I mean it's probably just low fucking stats.
I mean I can see it, it just heals the fucking rickshaw and you just go infinite.
Hunter plus one, explosive, growth, sleight of hand, like fuck it, Hunter plus one, last
whisper, Morello, guard of oil, no.
Eternal growth, keepers, transfiguration, vertically inclined, crown guarded, sleight
of hand, shape structure to correct.
Oh, my, ah, mate, ah, mate.
Okay, I mean, is combat,
is combat vintage better than support Golem?
I feel like support Golem is better.
The combat vintage is not even good at all.
3.8 there, I mean, support Golem, I like it.
Okay, what do I get?
Oh, Virtue of the Martyr.
Oh!
Okay, honestly, if I have Virtue of the Martyr,
should I just play not Callista this game?
Or is this just a Callista game?
I also have a Nasis.
Like, is this actually a Callista game?
I mean, yeah, probably.
Why would this not be a closer game? I don't get it
Hey, am I stupid? Yeah, I get the fuck out of here here redemption play around. Yeah, I'm done
Well, what's the reason that this wouldn't be a closer game? I don't fucking know. Okay
GGs then
Do you open your eye? Can I mean if you're hungry? I'm down to get something like whatever
Check lobby for golden quest. Do I really want to man? I think I mean
Do I really want to?
Okay, give me one sec. I will check
I hope I'm not fucked. He's shoujin
Balanced budget shogun bow wait my uncompressed in wait one second
Wait one second a golden golden quest. I mean I am uncompressed it, but thank god, and then there's also an avenged the fallen man
Okay, it's fine. I'm going to hit
Giant and mighty and I'm going to hit or or I'm going to hit a moveable object
I mean you actually can't miss man if I miss both. I'm just gonna start complaining and I think it's a fair complaint
agreed I mean that's weird no rock on no
Calista oh my omate I'm actually eight I
also don't have a jacks I mean I've
lilias seraphine I don't have zillion I
don't have jacks I heck a rim cat
arena rock on milio I am eight I'm
eight I just lost my my I lost my the
dragon. I mean, I'm not upgrading No Tresana, but I'm gonna actually upgrade
Cognom on this turn. I mean, my items are really good. Gargoyle Redemption,
Gensu Woe. Okay, also, I don't even want to roll that much on 4-1, because the
thing is, I'm not even contested. So if I'm not even contested, oh wait. I mean,
this is a Shogun Loss, so we're probably into Verus. I mean, he's gonna hold
The Rockons for sure. This guy's playing towards Varus as well
This guy has Marullo, Bow, Golden, Quest about to win the game for Freakinsu, i.e. into the thing
I think this guy's also playing towards Varus. He's Blaster
Like there's so many Varus players, but this guy's also gonna hold Recon, so like it kind of greased my
ability to hit
Like Recon if I don't roll, but I'm probably gonna roll to like 10 or something. Okay
Yeah, I get out of here then. Oh nice, Golden, Quest. I mean, you actually can this. My spell is actually insane
53 you can't not even bad
Beggars can be choosers. I'm guaranteed to hit like support golem
Just trust me like whatever. Just trust your guarantee to hit GGs
Okay, well GGs then yeah you trash
Bro this milio unit is basically like it's basically an upgrade of hitting rock on to our Callista 2 and now I'm back
Could have been rock on bro. No, Milio was better than rock on man that this unit is straight up broken. Okay, I mean
Last Whisperer worst case scenario, it's like, oh, double ginsu, okay.
Oh, Last Whisperer as well.
G? G! GG! U-Trash!
I'm looking at my gold here.
Why does it look like I don't have a single gold?
Bow, rod, bow, rod.
I mean, I don't even wanna go true zero
because the entire lobby's about to be rolling.
Bow, rod, bow, rod, bow, glove.
Making sure, whatever.
I'm in tier, belt, belt, tier.
This guy is 7-way contested, Varus 2.
I mean, TK 2, Varus 2, just watch this.
20 gold is not to hit both.
Just watch.
Just watch.
Golden egg, rolled a die.
I'm the carry now, final ascension.
Fairy crown, spell leader, trash, trash.
Invested, trash, trash.
I mean, this is good, I guess.
Okay.
Are we good friends now?
Diana.
One Kalista.
Heck of a rim.
I mean, I'm not offering no TK.
Diana, paired.
Bro, I can't even afford this Diana pair though. Also, I don't have a single Rock-on.
Hello?
I don't have...
I have this on here, it's fine, I have two removers.
Okay, I mean, it's fine. You don't even need two Rock-ons.
Because I can hit... No, I need a Rock-on or I'm eight.
I found one Kalista, zero Rock-on.
There's a trash. Okay, I mean, honestly, what's my HP at?
I'm making 10, by the way.
Gensu, Gensu...
Just look at my board.
Just look at my board. Can everyone just take a look please?
Can you just take a look? I mean, last round this is fine.
And then Delta, Redemption, Tier.
Oh, another Varus too. Sixth Blaster.
Loads in another Varus too. I mean, that's crazy.
Because I'm not even contested. I had more money than this guy
and I just found my first copy of Rock on
hello this guy's just holding two rock-ons on bench for fun yeah various
players yeah now whatever you have rock-on who cares oh another various
player oh great rock-on to various player TK to the other dude to he's got a
cash out golden quest and then I'm about to fight him on eight Diana I
can't even find Calista I miss Diana three I don't even cash out golden
I I don't even know how this is possible the lobby is four-way contested Varus
Two people hit Varus who I don't even have Kalista pair. Oh
Listen there my bad. I just hit Kalista pair
nice, I
Didn't even upgrade my jacks
Order the hecarim I sold the Caterina I didn't upgrade the zillion and I I'm this is uncontested
This is uncontested. Oh nice, and then I just got cheese
GG's I guess. GG's guys. GG's. I mean it doesn't matter, it's not like I can beat this guy anyway.
GG! Uncontested by the way. I found my first rock-on. I got a rock-on on Carousel. I still don't have rock-on too. I also don't have palista too.
There's two people just loading bears too. Like how is this even allowed? How is this even fucking allowed?
Oh god this game, this game is pissing me off, it's actually pissing me off, oh good.
What happened to breathing to talk slower when you get mad?
Okay, honestly, give me a sec, let me, when I say this game is garbage, I don't actually
mean the game is garbage, the game is very good, it's just that one game that I just
played was absolute garbage.
My items were perfect, my econ is fine, I'm uncontested aline, I understand not
hitting rock on 2, but I should be able to realistically find Callista 2 there
and if I don't find Callista 2, I at least don't have I should not be able to
have to sell the Catarina 2, not upgrading the Jax 2 for 2 fucking gold,
not upgrading the Zilean 2 for an extra 4 gold, but the problem is I am
zero gold and my I still don't have 5 Aryans. I mean I could have put fucking
stupid ass seraphine in the problem is that rock on cost me 500 gold and then I
had like the way I found it is I had to sell all of the other shitters that
that really do matter and in the bailout is I sell the shitters I find
Callista to or rock on to and then I'll upgrade the shitters later and I can
probably still talk for the game but I sell the shitters and I still can't
Upgrade Rock on Oracleista, not contested.
So I'm 8.
Uncontested 8.
Is Fishbones into, what's it called, good?
Into Varus?
It is, right?
Like Fishbones Varus, that's a thing.
Not stupid.
Oh, it's all right.
Oh, it's not good.
Dark Magician, what the fuck is that?
Omega.
Oh, I'm great.
Yeah, fuck it, sugar game.
I'm missing a rumble.
Oh, Caramelized Comforts?
I mean, if there's a game for it, it's this game for sure, yes?
Okay, wait, what is it again?
Sugargraves gains 60 health and 10% chance to drop gold on blah blah blah blah blah for each blah...
Yeah, whatever. GG's.
I mean, it can't be bad. It actually can't be bad.
I feel like there's not enough backline pressure for fishbones to get value.
And that's not when I re-roll Jinx 3.
Fishbones can't... Yeah, it does. That's why it's good.
I feel like fishbones on what's it called is not that good, though.
On the Jinx.
because most of the time I'm not gonna have backline pressure, but
I need two items or two items
but one of us is like, is there anything, I mean, I guess I can play, uh, no, I really need sugar plus one is a problem
P.C. this
Like, fuck, I just re-roll all the sugar then
I mean, if I find sugar plus one then I can play
Okay, I just realized, if I don't hit
if I don't hit sugar plus one
am I not just speedrunning a 12th?
How are the games going K3 quid?
Not good.
I'm pretty sure if I don't hit sugar plus one I'm actually fucked.
I- I guess I would just play like...
What is this Jinx even doing?
I mean, honestly, I'll take it.
Yeah, fuck it, just shoot the guy in the back.
Aw man, I would've saved an extra HP.
Lilia?
Oh, also, I just realized, bro, these guys can farm gold.
So where the fuck?
Where's my gold?
Okay, let's say I don't hit the thing, the- the one I'm playing.
Four sugar. Oh, it's probably just Varus, like Arcana Varus, and you just play four sugar.
Arcana Varus, four sugar.
Fish Pones, Bia Sword. And then I just play Bardo, Rumble, and Gwen.
Bardo, Rumble, Gwen, Two Blaster, Tool Carry, oh, oh, good job.
This doesn't even give a tax speed? Gained 60 health and 10%.
What the fuck does this augment even average? I mean, it's a Bardo too.
I wouldn't be surprised if it averages in the in the fucking sixes
Actually, I guess it just got buffed actually. What is it called?
Caramelized comp rates wait 4.58
That's pretty good. Okay
Maybe I just real barred. Can barred actually just one shot them from from the back line? Probably
by charming
I need to get one for sure, I need to get a gold.
I mean I do get more of the things, because if you buy it right now, I think it like transfers
like before or something and you get like, but I mean like the amount of thing that you
get is not actually good.
It's not enough, it's fucking 4 sugar, fuck that.
Jax, 2, 4 sugar, sugar, crafters gain 60 health and 10% also it's 30% on the bar
right now.
But that's not even bad
But what's wrong with that? That's not even bad then where the fuck is my gold? I could have made 30 here, man
Whatever bar two you can't complain. I'm actually playing Bard
In part of your role this guy's double down into Calista
Vagar
that thing oh
What the fuck is this?
manamazine, red buff, witchcraft, I mean not many people are gonna hold barred
unless it's just playing towards, I don't even think he has a little, Miss Rumble too.
Like Shoujin? I don't get it. Okay I guess I'm just committed to barred
re-roll. Okay I will do that. I don't really want to make some firegate though.
I'll use some health. Alright please sugar plus one Gwennon shop or I'm
I'm gonna be mad.
Can this fucker kill some units, please?
Plus one.
Okay, sugar plus one or I'm eight.
Category five and that is dual carry Jinx and the dude.
It's not even that bad.
Mentorship, not today.
Okay, I guess I'll just dual carry both.
Okay.
Hopefully I'm not eight.
Okay.
Okay, I'm playing...
Wait, what?
I mean, okay, honestly,
what's it called, who counts actually good?
I play four, four.
I mean, Fishbone's with this Runaan's actually sounds good, because I can actually pressure
backline.
But I don't really want to swap it at one star.
This actually looked really good.
Yes, man.
It looks insanely good.
I think I'm back.
Okay, let me figure out what my board is.
I'm actually going to reroll Druid.
It's not even that bad.
Jinx?
Druid?
What is this fucker?
Bro, I haven't played this guy on my board in the last decade.
Uh-oh.
Wukong?
Jinx?
Yeah, one robertron, yeah whatever, fuck it.
Oh, okay, 25, I mean, is that good?
Wait, how much did I pay for that?
Wait, did I pay a lot?
Oh, fuck.
Wait, how much did I pay?
Was it one gold?
Or two?
Two?
I paid two?
It's not even that bad.
It's actually not that bad.
It's fine.
Jinx, Wukong, Bardo, and what?
Like, what am I even playing?
I mean, it's four sugar for sure.
Jinx, Bardo, Rumble, Rumble plus one.
I want to re-roll these three, it's actually good. I probably need a scholar.
Oh, it's Rumble, it's Rumble TK, REE.
Okay, it's Rumble, Rumble, Rumble, TK, REE.
Actually there's a Varus, can I even play that?
Glove, BF, Rudens, BF, Belt, Chain, Cloak, Rudens, DB, Chain, Cloak.
And that's fine, okay
Rumble already worse Tom Kench Tom Kench Kench one two three four five six. I mean there's no preserver. I mean that's fine
For I haven't played a real calm and I don't even know how long and then the word where's the stupid has gone at
when when when
You're telling me I don't play hunter. Oh god, it's a hunter doesn't do anything. Where's when when what?
But you're telling me I don't play hunter for for category five
That can not be right, but I mean I probably want to play 4 sugar. It's actually good comparing two sugar units
Scholar is really good. I mean, it's fine
I'm about to win out for sure
Like there's no way I'm not like you're telling me I don't play hunter
What the fuck does that even mean?
For a fuck scholar, and then I have to play wukong's I need some fun and I want something to roll for
Like I like fuck scholar and then if I say fuck scholar that means I don't have to play this stupid ass
I mean, TK is actually good though, that I can play Olaf.
I mean, I have to play Wukong, like, what's my frontline?
Like, I'm just sitting here rolling for fucking Rumble?
My frontline is Rumble too.
Ah!
Ah, the- yeah, like, no, man, like, it's fine, it's fine.
Mortar Kaiser III's not even tankier than fucking Druid II.
I didn't kill a single unit.
Oh, wait.
Oh, okay.
I mean, I'm rolling, I'm rolling Impinigold, there's no way I don't hit.
This might actually look good a bow bow bow bow bow double rune and
Actually, I don't even want to get a double rune. This is kind of scary because then the problem is the problem with double rune and is
I'm going eight. I have no anti-heal if I go rune and I go GS. I mean I go shojin even shroud
red buff
Okay, honestly the spot actually looks good. Okay, let's show that I get I get a hunter and yes
Also, I should probably just pair something else. I don't even think I can though
I mean, I can level for...
Unless I want to drop, I mean, item collector on this, barter.
Item collector.
Blast me on this, LDP, Avenged the Fallen.
I mean, it's not Avenged the Fallen. I don't like, I mean, how many items do I have? One, two, three, four, five, six.
Can I have seven?
Ah, pro, I don't like any of these, man. Avenged the Fallen, do I have a Gargoyle? No.
LDP.
Like, fucking LDP?
I'm probably like whatever man. Okay sure whatever. Okay I need Druid 2 where I'm at.
Druid 2?
2!
2!
2!
I don't know who's killing this.
Bro this augment.
I think this guy committed to Warwick before he even popped the thing, because he took shields up.
Like that's a-
This game is so fucking trash man.
Also yeah I should probably just do this. Also like let me just send this because I don't want to move this to this.
1 champion without gain suspicious trench coat.
Is this fucker actually going to cast?
I mean my spot is actually looking good. I'm pretty sure I'm 3 star everything.
And then I just level for Hunter. Hunter, Hunter, Preserver.
Like it actually looks good. I mean I'm 5 barred.
6 jinx. What's my issue? 50? I mean that's not even bad.
I have a Shogun.
There's I can I can go double Shogun and then like went over that piece of shit. Okay, never mind
I mean I can go BT on on the trash unit and not really I
Could go BF sword and nothing I
Could go be D. I could go bro. I'm just I'm eight. I mean, it's just double guard oils
But I'm just I'm just a man. This is just this is a fucking disaster like I mean, I'm not making no fucking BD man
and I can play Hunter, yay? Never mind, never mind! Okay, how much HP is it? Is 80 HP even
better than Milio? Like probably not, right? And that's how I want to drop Wukong too.
Like I drop Wukong and then I just go... I just completely freeze my game. I just
freeze my game. I mean I'll just sell it. Like it's fine. Like the Milio doesn't
because it's like after the game. Like I'm just gonna sell Lufon because I'm 6'6".
You can't miss. And then I'm just gonna play 3 Scholar. I mean I have I have the
dude too so it's actually kind of decent. I'm playing I'm playing this is my
board. Can you just take a look? Can you just take a look? Something's not
added up here is all I'm gonna say. 39 cloak. Nice. Level 9 Royal Guard
Morgana 2, Rock on 2, Kalista 2.
Aha! Okay!
That's weird, because when I play it, it doesn't look like this.
Okay, it's fine.
What am I even GG? I'm fucking 8.
Oh, good.
I need Bardos.
Oh, okay.
Pulse Champ? Pulse Champ?
I mean, it doesn't even look that bad.
I mean, 25... I mean, okay, bet.
Okay, bet, okay, honestly, that's not even good.
I mean I might as well just roll for charm and that's unless I can TP to the
problem not paying no two fucking gold for that shit bro what the fuck is I
just need a combat chart man yeah what I was good enough a bow on yeah you got a
boss when I complete rock on I'm Olaf paired plus that paired I'm still
level on two turns great I don't know how the fuck I ever expect to kill I'll
say just jump straight down the next time I don't know how I'm killing this
this warwick and it's backlined oh actually got you got a what's it called
their money it shows up anyway I mean it's not on my I mean okay I'm eight how
am I supposed to kill this with my shit-ass board I can't eternal winter
Diana to eternal winter on the thing huh what does caramelized comfort average
without sugar plus one does anyone know like if you don't hit sugar plus one
What is the game plan? I mean at least there's some soup
okay
And this is like a chicken noodle soup with like
But it tastes like it has like some like cheddar or something
What happens to the last promise 24 hours from bro fucking right went down. I'm out of there
Bro my eyes are blurry, but I forgot to blink I
Can't even see I was just sitting here eating I forgot to blink for a good minute
Oh a bow
Okay, they're in the top floor, then.
So what the fuck, golden Miko?
Not good.
It has to be like a gold opener for the beginner.
Hello?
It's Sarah here, hello?
She's been, she bought like this matcha powder
into the Megan, like this matcha latte.
That shit is fucking trubis.
No kappa.
I need some econ, oh, okay, nice.
I mean, it's even worth opening here.
I mean, it's for sure worth opening like a little bit.
I mean, actually, no, I have, I mean,
I have Tiniest Titan, a pretty good adventurer.
Okay, isn't this almond just straight up broken, by the way?
Tiniest Titan?
Did he say you wanted matcha?
Oh yeah, can I get a matcha latte?
She has this electric whisk,
and you just whisk the matcha,
and you add some milk and some ice?
Bro, it's so good.
I'll show you guys.
It just looks good.
Well, I mean, I'm not gonna show you guys.
Like, Sarah's gonna make it,
and then I'm just gonna take all of the credit.
Well, not really.
I'm just gonna stop talking. Wait, what?
Aw man, it's just a one-cost BF.
Okay, sorry guys.
Imagine choosing WonderTrainor and getting that.
What do you get? I don't even see.
Was it, was it shit?
I mean, I mean Blaster plus one, it could be worse, I guess.
I don't even know why I'm playing this Blitzcrank.
Okay, well I don't really want to play any more Calista.
Like, I feel like it's Tiny's Titan, Calista, even good.
I mean, probably, but like it...
Doesn't Karma sound like he's gonna be broken?
Bro, I hit nothing man.
Tiny is Titan.
You just go straight 9, I have a Golden Echo as the thing.
Cause like the thing is I'm guaranteed to hit everything if I just fucking send it.
But I guess Clista wouldn't be like scared to just send it.
Okay, I'm just gonna go Rod, I just won't slam.
And I'll just see my items at Wolves, at Krugs.
I'm gonna say I probably want, I mean he probably wants Bow, and if he takes Bow he's gonna play towards Clista.
But I think if I have Golden Niko and I can just go straight like I just slight roll and then I go 9
I just Golden Niko the first two-star legendary I see like how bad is that plan? It's even bad
Not really. I mean he's playing Kalista for sure. He's tiniest Titan into Kalista
This guy has oh my fucking god he hit which plus one and how do you like I mean might hit portal plus one as well
10 portal on 9 but come on. What is this upward mobility?
I don't know. That's what's my aim the fuck. Hodge or Triforce
Blaster plus one is probably just yeah, it's just my blasters so two people with blaster plus one
And I'm loaded in with what is going on if I won the coin flip there
I would have made 40 and made made 50 and now mate. I mean I do have golden eco. I guess
He's open as well
Okay, honestly, I'm not playing Calista. I'm gonna play some karma. Yay karma game
Bro, like this is so fucking boring man. I'm not trying to fall asleep again
But I feel like karma can actually like when karma wins out it like fucking wins out
It's karma supposed to be exciting. I mean yeah, I'd say so
Like when karma wins out it like fucking Giga wins out. Oh nice. We both five straight not bad
I mean, I guess I guess I don't need to see my items if I get like belt bow rod
And I have double ginsu then I'm for sure playing towards Clista. I have golden eco
I just send it to true zero and then just golden eco and just send it
but I think if uh
If I get like some
non-belt bow and rod
Honestly, if I get a bow I can still go red buff as well. So I win this, right?
Surprised
If this doesn't win. I mean if I lose at least let me kill like a glove
the fuck?
bro
I'm 8
Okay
I'm karma for sure. Yes. I mean if I go blue buff
I mean it has to be shogun because I need to I need to save this tier or I can't play the fucking game
I might as well sack want to see what I hit
I'm three frost this has nothing it has to be shogun
Honestly, I'm done just commit and then I just go shogun sheev
Shogun ship half more low and the glove is just love
It looks good to me. I think about went out not really. I mean honestly my spot actually looks good, and I have a glove
71. I think Lucky Gloves is okay, and then I just go two TGs, Merlo on Carousel.
Okay. Frost plus one. Dark Alley Dealing. Is that good? I can also go Frost plus one,
and then just play towards Frost Karma, especially good. I mean, I feel like Barrier Chargers is
just straight up better. I'm sacking anyway. I'm going too narrow. Blinding Speed, Ginsu,
red buff, radiant refactor, berry treasures, I'm scaling anyway who he hers.
Oh my god this is actually looking pretty solid up, I'm a BS sword it's fine.
What is this?
Nothing?
I'm a BS sword, rod, glove.
Well this guy hid immovable object.
Aw man I won.
Minus three gold.
Honestly it's fine.
I'm so fucking vicious game now I'm gonna do it.
A cloak.
Like B...T?
16 to level.
BD?
Wait, you didn't even cash out the fuck is this?
Oh, oh, it's what the forge.
I think I'm gonna lose anyway.
How the fuck am I supposed to kill anything here?
Bro, what is this shit, man?
I can't kill anything!
Great!
Okay, whatever.
Back to losing, then.
The one unit lost, sure.
Oh, first pick.
Uh, I mean, TK with Bell to finish the Morello.
I don't even think I can go fast nine, though.
Or fast nine, I mean...
This guy's about to just fucking send it.
to finish the Morello. I don't even think I can go fast time though. Or fast time, I mean...
This guy's about to just fucking send it for Kalista. Fucking known loser.
Wait, did he fight? Wait, was he closer to Rakan? No. Oh, Karna. What the fuck?
What is this? Four Krono, two Witchcraft, two Bastion, a BD, a Shogun, a Shiv,
I can actually go double healing as well. It's not even bad. Hodge and BD. Like this
is just... wait. Oh, I don't have a jacks. Wait, what happened to my jacks? Oh, is it
always Vex? I think so. How about as well, everyone? What is this? What do you think,
Crono Crown? Yeah, probably.
What the fuck is this?
I feel like CisCrono is not actually that good though.
I mean, it's alright.
I mean, no, it's good.
I know it's for sure good.
But it's not actually good.
Like this Crono shit, like...
Your Max Cap, even if you have CisCrono,
you could probably like cap it higher with just like 2 for every legendary, but...
But I mean, 4 Crono is for sure trash.
Like, it doesn't do anything. I just made a shenju for me. Great.
I'll make it.
Oh, okay. Thank you. I mean, I don't really want to roll. I kind of want to just go 9, yeah?
And if that's the case, I mean, if I go B, T
for Forger. I mean, I might just go last whisper and play towards, uh...
I might just go last whisper and play towards, um...
I mean, I'm just gonna, like, I'm just building the fucking Gigagree items. Like, Crown Guard is Biss on Diana, and what's his name?
It's Biss on Diana, and, uh...
I forgot. I won the round.
around in Morgana and then Sterax whatever is gigabits on Briar and I'm
just gonna fucking load in the trubus everything it's over new trash blistering
strikes okay honestly silver ticket fuck for like partial ascension like it's
partial session even good I'm looking at my front line like I mean it's not it's
not terrible like if I'm pulling for over a little bit I mean it's over ticket
I'm not gaining nothing oh rolling for days 11 11 fucking rolls it's
membership better I mean that probably I'm not there's go nine man fuck that I'm
going straight to nine junior high that's 22 fucking gold on nine okay that's
preserver can I play Ari for scholar I mean what the fuck does that do nothing
okay I'm stuck at this stage I'll see you guys on uh on something on fight one
it's gonna be alright what's my board zillion probably you're gonna like
my board it's just so fucking obvious man it's just karma zillion I'm about to
just load in Morgana to Diana to briar to you trash don't hit it's not possible
I'm gonna be rolling infinite gold on level nine with with golden Nico on bench
so I'm it's just gonna be just just fucking wait just fucking wait like I'm
actually down to play Nico because I think Nico is actually a good unit
especially because I'm gonna be playing around Briar and fucking like I'm just
gonna cap it like I won this game guaranteed where's his Nico piece of
Barber Jack. Niko? Rock on? I mean, I'm probably not gonna find a single Rakan, but it's fine.
Zilean? I mean, I might play Bardo, I'm not sure. I mean, I might play, I might play Diana as well.
I mean, it just depends. Like, I don't need this stupid ass planer. Okay, here we go.
I think I'm on the 8th then.
I mean, that's- Oh my- Holy fuck! I forgot I had time to site it.
I mean, that's fine. I can just tap around Diana.
Nothing wrong with that.
Zirath? Zilean? Yeah, you trash.
Bardo is what? Just the thing? I might as well just stack up the what's it called odds and kill one more.
Okay, that's fine. What's my HP? 34?
Okay, well GG's then. Also, yeah, why am I arching the... I mean, who the fuck cares? I'm guaranteed giga-forced.
I mean, am I actually playing run prior? I mean, I can just open sell this.
And I'm probably gonna open sell Camille as well. I'm not playing this fucking trash on my board.
Am I ever playing Gwen? No.
I can just play Hecarim, TK, Hecarim, TK, Diana, Zerath, and then just flex these as well.
Okay, GG's.
Okay, these guys suck.
I don't get it.
I mean, it's not, like, it's not gonna be fun, man.
The game's actually just fucking over.
I don't even want to kill these.
If I kill these, the games are actually just too fucking easy.
No joke.
Fuck off my board. Fuck off my board.
And I can feed Briar right now.
Briar right now. GGs then. Get the fuck off. Fuck off my board. New trash. I mean, I don't even need to roll this round because I have the fucking star.
Yeah, fuck it. Let's just Econ one turn then. I'm loaded in with the star. New trash. Oh, I didn't feed. Oh, sorry.
Okay, I don't even want to, uh, what's it called? Because I'm gonna save the golden eco when I hit the other one.
Oh, thanks, Morg. Bro, fuck off. One gold, are you stupid?
One gold.
The audacity for this fucker to just return with one gold. Come on, man.
Okay, permission to just Niko the Briar.
Because like, if I lose a round, I'm gonna be too scared to feed Briar.
So isn't it actually an investment to just Niko the Briar?
Because like, I don't even care about the stupid ass Diana lowkey.
Yeah, I mean, that's just more feeding then.
Agreed.
You trash.
Also, how many stacks do I have of Zerath? I don't even know.
Okay, that's good. That is excellent. Very good. Bro, fuck the Diana, man. I'm going straight to 10 then. Wait. Oh, is he witch-plus 2?
Who? Who? Oh, oh, oh.
Okay.
Wait, where's the guy with witch-plus 1? Oh, is that another game? Oh, we put it totally.
Your high arcane champion gains 10 or 20% to damage amp. I mean, that's fine, Hiky.
I mean, I might as well just sell this now and just start e-calling up because I can actually level like really easily.
I'm getting plus 2 gold to turn and then I can just carry, I mean, I guard breaker this
And I crown guard this also. Let me feed this also. Let me see what's going on over here
I'm at nine charms bot. I mean, that's maybe 12 12 12 12
And then I mean try adaptive this or try adaptive the Morgana
I'm gonna adapt the Morgana like fuck that and then I keep it open to both both
Look at this briar. Oh
My oh
Oh, oh, thanks.
I mean, some pretty econ allowed.
It's not even good.
I just, I just need to go, oh wait, I didn't even need to go.
I mean, I think Bardo is actually better than the Rockon.
Also, I'm pretty sure I can drop.
At 10, I can play like, drop, drop, Rockon, Bardo, Milio.
I mean, actually I would be giving items to some fucking giga trash.
Straight giga trash.
Okay, I think I won the game then.
It's just so boring, man.
I just won for free.
I don't think so buddy.
Only as wild as magic.
I mean, I love the next turn.
I mean, I have one. Like if he hits rock on two when I'm holding one, that is just unbelievable.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, oh, oh, oh, fuck, I'm kinda low actually.
What's going on?
Red buff, spark? I mean, I already have, I already have the thing, but like, isn't it actually fine?
Or should I just go adaptive?
I mean, like, spark's actually kinda good, man. Like, it's actually good.
The shit doesn't even, like, fully proc, like, you guys aren't gonna be mad?
Yeah, okay, yeah, agreed.
Oh, bye bye, buddy, you trash!
But I feel kind of bad though, because it's kind of unlucky.
Because my board is actually illegal as fuck.
Aw, man.
Okay, sorry.
14, oh god.
Wait, if I die, I'm fucked.
Honestly, I don't even know why.
I'm a bardo for the thing.
Also, I'm pretty sure, I mean, 12, okay, that's fine.
Oh god, I- oh god, I- I fed, like, I- oh-
If I get 2-0ed, I'm dead.
Bro, there's no way I'm getting 2-0ed, man.
Right?
Okay, bro, this true image just does not look good.
Like, it actually just doesn't look good.
I'm playing 3-Preserver for what?
Oh, okay, U-Trash then.
Yeah, I'm just gonna feed, Ben.
Wait, did I even feed?
Wait, where the fuck is my feed?
Oh, wait.
Was he even fairy-plus one?
Eldritch.
Protector's Vow.
War Mogs.
Double Adaptive.
Do I have a Remover? Yes.
We're mobs, we're mobs, crown guard, spark, any combat is combat.
Combat starts at, I mean sure, does he even go in for, bro, he might actually hit rock
on three.
Wow, man.
Anyone?
I'm not feeding man.
Only 1800 health, is that even good?
He just got 10 portal, what the?
He got the temporary fucking emblem, man.
Can you guys agree that I got scammed?
Please?
Thank you.
Okay.
Luke, it was a first.
Thank you.
We all agree that that game should have been a first.
Thank you.
What the fuck are scammers, man?
Champion delivery.
It's okay.
Every mistake is a lesson.
Eldritch plus one.
I mean, if I had a cinder here, it's not even that.
I mean, maybe even if I don't have a cinder, it's still good.
I mean, it's actually it cannot be bad. It actually can't be bad. Yeah, I mean I don't want like if I get it
Actually can't be bad. Yeah, whatever fuck it. I can also just reroll it if I hit enough
Come on big Mike
Reforge one time so you can hit a two combo.
Uh, you know there's like no difference. You can just pretend you got a different crest.
Okay, but what if I get like Honey Nancy?
Bruh, I'm not trying to play no fucking Honey Nancy, man.
I mean, I'm loading in with a fucking Malphite.
You're telling me I just- I just- I just leveled a five.
Reforge the fucking Eldritch plus one, and then I just ditched the Malphite.
Oh wait, oh.
Oh, oh, thanks, Sarah.
Loki, Reforge is broken? Okay, I mean, okay, how about I Reforge it later?
Like, I'll Reforge later, yeah, fuck.
But can I at least play you like my my my this stage? No
I mean I already leveled a five man. The reasonable honestly. I mean, okay
I mean, I don't even think I'll just this one is bad my entire board is
One-star trash
BF broad cloak like a way. I don't understand. Wait. Why wait? Why don't I just play out of seven elder karma?
Isn't actually good
Anyone I just got a three cost here
Okay, like it like is that am I am I allowed?
Like I'm not gonna get yelled at for no reason. I mean, I don't really want to make spark
I also don't want to lose my streak. I mean, I'm not making no fucking spark
I mean, I could also just reforge right now
And I can reforge cloak. Meh. I mean, it's not good, but I feel like I like I could easily just make your gargoyle
and not feel that bad about it
But this melt blade is kind of good actually. I
Mean, I didn't think I was gonna win this. Oh
Okay
Level five making 30 my board is one star trash
I might five streak with with a five one stars. Oh
My okay. Well, I'm not finding that. All right. Well, hopefully I don't fight that arm fucked. Hello. Okay
Can someone tell me why he is playing River sprite?
Bro this fucking ride game stupid ass company doesn't deserve it
Like I'm not I'm not fucking playing my nice kids that I have to pay for except they gave me all this
He's referring
But whatever bro, I got fucking scammed man
The guy just conjures like the fucking temporary emblem ten portal on debt to people a hundred streak. That's not bad
So anything to remove her not really for just look
Just fucking look at my board
That's a five streak by the way
About I can go Nashors if I actually want to play Syndra, but I kind of want to push the holes unless I want to reroll Syndra
I mean do I really want to reroll Syndra?
Not really if I go Nashors I get more stacks, but like I'm not just push. Oh nice
Bro, is Eldridge plus one fucking broken?
The fuck is this?
It's so cheap!
What the fuck is that?
Of course, of course.
Oh my fucking god.
Sterak's, Typen's, VT, Hephram too.
Maybe I can win, actually.
Yup.
I also don't have a combat run this fight.
I just reset all of my fucking team, like what is my upgrade now?
GGs.
I mean, it's fine. I'm just gonna find a brighter one, 7.
Uh, if I had Eldridge plus one, can I play like Galio plus Vex? Is that a thing?
Wait, is it Galio? Like Vex Galio Vex Nami?
Galio
Vex Nami Galio Vex
Wait, I wait, I can't. I have to be level 9.
Where did my board go? What the fuck even happened? Honestly, it's fine. I'll see the fuckers.
Because Eldridge plus one already got more than enough value. I'm level 750, gold nestern.
level 750 dark monolith maybe I get the shiv bucket I just got a shiv as last
bit I'm three item karma my front line isn't even shit wow I don't even know
it was champion delivery geez okay anything why does my board look so bad
That's a Pia too! One more please. Not even bad. Oh, Crota, oh yeah Crota's better.
Well, I mean, actually looks fine. I just need to, I just level, roll for, I'm just gonna
4-1 it to roll for 7-7 Eldritch and just go straight to 9. Geez. Acceptable.
I'm missing Nami, Mordekaiser, I can, honestly, when you roll down here, like, aren't you
actually rolling for everything cuz the plus one you can you can play naces to
you can play like I mean you play tk2 like you can play anything I'm sorry
the eldest was one is fucking broken then the fuck I might I might as well
sack one and then I just like this fucking send it I'm only so wide okay
you know I will sack one I'm rolling 60 gold I don't know oh there's two people
full streaking great this guy is playing rise with red buff arc and
it's two rises great I mean this guy is playing fast nine in the like
go into uh what's it called into uh briar rise player two rises red buff iei
varus varus kinsu rudan's maybe jinxer girl calista and varus so if i'm if i'm solo
karma i'm just gonna sack one because everyone has enough money to just roll
right now and then i'm just gonna fucking send it and just pick up the
garbage okay i mean i'll take the garbage here and buy this uh nice run i
I don't even mind upgrading Niko too, and then I'll sell it if I hit Nasus too.
I'm pre-leveled, there's no way I don't load in with Karma II and Nami II, bro, like these units are fucking trash.
I'm about to just load in Karma II, Nami II, and some 2 star 4 costs, like fucking Tomcat, okay, there's not many Tomcats too, but that's fine.
Nasus too is fine as well, not really.
Last loss, rolling 60 to 70 gold.
The entire lobby is Varus.
And, bro, support cash, great.
Not even bad.
I'm like seven-weight, like, do I even want to hold the Fuora?
Like, does Fuora 2 even do anything here?
Or does Deagle 2 just trade up better?
I mean, I feel like I'm never hitting Tomcatch.
I might as well just hold.
Bro, like, can I even nine on five too?
65, I mean, no matter what, I'm just gonna send it here.
If I end the memo, okay, I mean,
now I don't even want to roll anymore.
If I go Fiora 2, okay, this is my board, bro, my board looks terrible.
If I had 30, if I could make 30 here, I would not be mad.
But I feel like...
Like, is my spot even good?
I mean, I hit Karma 2, but I feel like you have to hit Karma 2.
The entire lobby's playing the same shit.
And Mortar Cluster 2 is actually found on board.
Yeah, this spot's alright. I think it's probably the top 5 guaranteed, at least.
And I feel like top 5, that's pretty good I guess, yep, top 5, if I were 30 gold making
40 here then my spot's actually good, but I think without it, also I just realized it's
champion delivered, my spot fucking sucks, I'm 8, I'm uncontested 8, I mean if I can
level to 9, Briar, Briar, Zilean, Preserver, or TK2, or Zerath Duo, my spot's actually
I'm sure they don't lose to this
This is what hasn't changed in a decade. Oh, okay
Or wait. Oh, yeah, okay
Shouldn't ship Merlo. I mean I might as well roll twice. I don't think it changes whether I I'm just gonna five do it
I think the fuck there's once and yeah, I'm gonna hit something here
Bro, I don't even want to pay for this trash unless it's all AD. No
Kind of but not really bro. He's a Morgana to collect what the fuck and then this guy. Yes
I mean, it's really good against this but like it doesn't do anything here and doesn't like now
I'm fighting this great. Yeah, honestly, I'm pretty sure I have a really good match up into this
If I bought the thing I would have won this round if I bought this Yordle spirits this guy was dead. Oh
My but like come on three gold. Okay. Can Yordle spirit be too gold, please?
Like I feel like too gold is kind of acceptable
But like, the only AD comp in the game, like, it's Varus, it doesn't even do anything because it's a fucking spellcaster.
And then the other one is Kalista, it doesn't even do anything because it's a double Ginsengu carry.
Like, it's not good, man. It's like fucking Earthquake on stage 4.
Are you paying 5 volts for a fucking 2-second stun?
No, man, it doesn't do anything. Like, the fight's like, oh, I could have just killed his ass off on my...
Oh, my...
Rukko rocked on...
You mean no Briarbex?
Shoujin?
Or Rullo?
Shit.
Sack one.
I just uh, you guys...
Shit for Niko.
Why didn't I just shit her Niko on Morticizer?
Cause I'm gonna update her with Artemis.
Oops.
Sorry guys.
I did not kill a single unit.
I killed nothing.
Honestly, this Morticizer 2 actually would have probably saved me like 3 HP.
No joke, I'm gonna lose a star level. I just lost exiles on, oh wait, Lashen
I didn't. I lost exiles on this one. Green age. What happened to my board? Oh, actually,
I mean this match is actually looking pretty solid. Oh no no no no no no! Oh wait. No.
Oh, okay. GG Zed. Bro, Miss Diana 6. So where's the Briar at? Don't know. I mean
All I know is my board is a pile of shit.
Why is everything one-starred?
Or like, not everything one-starred, but why?
I have a fucking Elise and an Ash on my board.
And a Nyla.
And a Mordekaiser.
And a Syndra.
Oh my God, this is not good.
I mean, probably this is also like,
there's another Varus player.
This is also like an insanely good matchup.
It's just, this stupid ass Varus has to shoot the Volibear
like four times.
I mean, if I find Morgana too,
There's a... is he a prior pair? Oh, there's Camille too. I mean, if I find Morgana too, I can play Zilean plus Morgana instead of these two.
Morgana too, and then Zilean over here, and my board's insane.
And then also, I can cap her on Briar too as well. Yeah, I'm just gonna keep dreaming. What the fuck is that?
I'm just sitting here true zero with nothing.
I mean, D-claw doesn't do shit. I don't want any of these. I mean, okay, I'm not going no fucking D-claw.
Alright, Guardbreaker to Yates.
Whatever, man.
Rock on. Zerath, TK. I mean, I can also go TK2 plus Zerath, too.
So honestly, I'm starting to think this is actually broken.
Like, what's it called, plus one? Do anything in half the matchups, TK?
I mean, TK2 is better than this. Like, no one cares about Mage, except it's not even bad.
I mean, Zerath, no one fucking cares. Like, if I go TK2 over this and then I have this,
this. It's not even good. I'm about to just be spending more money rolling for Charms then.
Oh great. I'm not too interested in it I guess. Actually, I mean earthquake is fine at this
stage when Morgana already sold Zerion, but Morgana 2 plus Zerion is probably better.
But I mean, I need Morgana 2 or I'm 8. Also I don't have a single Briar. I'm sitting
here with a fucking Ash on my board. I have an Ash. On my board. An Ash. Am I stronger
than this? What happened to my board? It's fine. It's the stage 6 power spike.
watch this. Like I think Eldritch scales off of off a stage and then maybe like the stage 6 whatever the fuck his name is
many eyed beast is just fucking broken also fucking Setsuko. I just want you to know if I if I just buy
okay listen if if I were a viewer of Setsuko's and I scout right and I see hey Setsuko like this
The Ordo Spirit is good against Setziko, but it's terrible against the other two matchups, and it's barely even good against Setziko.
Like, you already know they're buying it, man. Like, I could have just killed them off.
Uggghh.
I mean, I thought my first briar didn't even do anything, man.
Shit, that's game.
Oh, wait.
Oh, I didn't even remove her.
Oh, I remember there was no fun in the game.
But I'd rather go Nashir- I should have went Nashir's plus-
Actually, fuck this, I'm gonna go here.
Does this go here?
I should have went, uh, I should have just removed this, moved this to here, and then just go ship guard break of Nashir's.
I like, you know what I'm saying.
I think I'm dead.
This guy's level 10, Morgana 2, Milio 2, Rokkon, you already know who's someone that snipes
Setsuko a lot.
So, I mean, you already know if a Brazil player that does not like Setsuko queues up, they
could sit there and have two Ryze players in the matchup.
He could be Karma, like Setsuko could be Karma with a duo carry Fiora and let's
Let's say fucking, what's it called, were 10 gold, Yordle Spirit were 10 gold, they would still buy it.
And if they did buy it, they would have just killed them off.
Like, oh my, this guy owes me $100.
Like, if this guy doesn't give me $100, next time I see him, that's just a report.
It's just unbelievable, man.
I just gave him 100 LP.
Report to who?
VIT T.T.
What is this guy even doing?
VIT T.T.
Alright, I'm gonna go pee.
OOOH.
I'm tired.
tired of winning 11 months no thank you thank you all right see you for the year
then oh what is this cute I'm hello my me please oh no you know it's not frozen
because like oh I don't know you guys can see it but like the top left that
you can see it moving six hours not a single win colon colon left front
This is good. What is this?
Bro, I fucking hate this one. Great, he reconnected.
It's not a free top 7. Oh, Golden Eko!
Okay, I'm full open then. I'll see you on 4-1. I'm gonna just load it within
the Zodiac board.
Honestly, should I just play for fucking Plymouth mods? I just sell the whey and
just hold everything.
Yeah, I'm down, and then I'm just gonna open. Bro, fuck the whey.
don't care. Like, if I have Golden Niko, I'm just gonna open then. And I didn't like it
whatever. I didn't hit anything. I'm Poppy, Pear, Soraka, Pear, Zigz, Pear. If I don't
find a single two star, I am going to be mad. While Golden Niko is full open, you just
four one it and then you just send it to true zero and you're just guaranteed to two
star your entire board and you just win out. But it's also, you just have like
no money. Because this Golden Niko is worth three old. So I'm gonna be down three
down three old early game if you don't full open you're actually down to five million gold in years eight
scoreboard scrapper okay I think I won the game then zap attack buddy you haven't won a game in six hours stop saying that
oh I mean I probably I probably did win this game though like scoreboard scrapper is super good
I'm pretty sure scoreboard scrapper into Kalista might be the number one like what does that say about scoreboard scrapper into Kalista
Where's Kalista?
It's a 4.17.
You're telling me if you full open, don't play a single unit, you ADP a 4.17? It's not fucking illegal.
Varus is 4.27, which is not even bad.
Isn't that actually fucking illegal?
It has to be.
If you load into a game
and you don't play a single unit for stage 2 and you average sub 4.5, that like that has to be insane.
It has a 20% win rate as well.
Also I have Golden Niko, so I just 4-1 fucking send it.
This guy has Vhagar too without using the Shared Niko because they're right there.
So he even tries them with a glove, probably playing towards Varus.
Varus.
Bow, Belt.
He has sword, could easily be playing towards Gliss, so it's kind of annoying because he
has what's it called.
But if you don't open here, so like, if you lose the three gold, the first time
you make 10 is gonna be if you're actually like committing to your board or investing in your board
the first time you make 10 is gonna be like 10 years from now so it's like if you're just full open
with golden eco it's you're making you're at 11 gold instead of 14 and then you're at 16 gold
instead of 19 and then here you're at like 23 gold instead of 26 gold and like no matter what
you're not you're not losing you're actually only losing three gold but the thing is like when
when you have Golden Ego on 4-1, that 3 gold is only 3 gold.
But if you miss your first 10, miss your first 10,
miss your first 20, miss your first 30,
this Golden Ego is gonna cost you 20 gold,
you're not even gonna have the opportunity to fucking use it.
By the time you make it to 4-2, you're rolling 10 gold
and then you're just eight.
Who is he talking to?
Okay, does this have one bow?
The fuck?
Because if the Golden Ego is not that much value,
like say you're just like Karma one,
If you're karma 1, let's say you're playing karma and you have like rock on pair and karma 1.
You're probably like, or you're karma pair and rock on 1, you probably gold and Niko the karma and you're like low on gold.
You gold and Niko the karma, then you sit and you have to reset on 5-1 for a frontline.
But if you actually have gold and you send it to true 0 for 5 out of 6 copies of your tank and your carry,
then it's just a GG.
Because like if you just instant Niko, then like there's no reason to roll on 8 anymore.
Like, if you can Golden Niko when there's no more reason to roll on 8, you're just going straight to 9.
You TP to 9 and you just win out.
Yup.
GG.
Zap.
Attack.
I don't even think I'm contested.
You guys see that I've Golden Niko and I'm full open and they're scared to contest Callista.
Cause they know that I'm about to TP to Callista 2 Rock on 2.
Oh wait.
Was that playing Callista?
No.
I hope not. Hopefully he's playing Ryze.
Yup.
I mean he has Casio too, Zoe too, so it's like, I mean it's actually a good transition.
Help the Etha.
Yeah, I don't care.
GGs.
I put on the wrong unit.
I meant to- oh fuck, I meant to put on Zoe.
Oh, actually it's fine.
Alright, please, please.
Or I'm 8.
Okay.
GGs then.
Holy shit, this is kinda close.
I don't have, I don't have Royal Guard Odds, but it's fine.
Gimsu, Chain, Cloak, One Star, Copy.
I mean, I don't even want Chrono Odds.
Yeah, whatever, anti-heal. Who the fuck cares?
Sinja, Ziggs.
I am so fucking poor.
I am so poor.
Why am I so poor?
Oh wait, this is- Oh, this is one gold!
Oh!
Is it- Is it fixed?
Like, will I buy it right now? If I buy it right now, do I get it? Or is it- Is it still not fixed?
No? Yes, I'm too scared. Like, I'm not trying to lose a gold for free. Like, fuck that, I don't know, whatever.
It's fixed?
Nah, I don't believe it. Is it fixed? I don't know, maybe. Unified. Six gold and a component.
Is my dish especially good? I mean, starting at Tatsumi, I need to find a Camille though.
Or a Milio. I mean, it's just me finding a Camille or a Milio are actually kinda high.
Oh, that's also good.
Find your center, try for his exiles.
M.I.
So fucking bore.
I'm gonna play the Bastion.
60.
Something is not adding up here.
Fifty. I don't know if my scoreboard scrapper is ever going to cash out.
I mean, I don't really want to sum blue buff on this piece of shit.
Yeah, whatever, good enough.
Yeah, you take one tier, and you take the other tier, GGs.
Okay, killed one. And that's...
No, no! Oh! Okay.
People hit young Walden three.
I fucking hope not. Nope.
All right GG's then. There's no there's no rock on orcalista again man. Oh my
It's okay
My items aren't even that good either. I mean ginsu bow gargoyle tier tier
I mean it has to be like protectors. I refuse to go the other one
32 to level and
GG oh, oh, okay GG's then
wait what the f- ginsu? ginsu? i mean bro like this is not even fun i'm guaranteed first
holy shit it's actually guaranteed twitch, nomzi, galio, no synergy, basically no synergy
i mean whatever man like it can't be bad who cares, aziz golden, niko, heka rim, tristana,
Callista rock on oh man. What's my 27? That's pretty good actually. I will allow that one GGs
And yeah, you trash
Yeah, you trash and you trash. Oh God wait. Nah, you can't lose
Okay, GGs then GGs then
Ginsu
Ginsu whatever the fuck this is gargoyle
wait oh
redemption and
GG and then that's right. I'm about to just fucking send it to true zero. Let me sell this make 40
No one cares about heck a rim can't lose this round and then for two. I just go true zero fucking rock on two close to two G
G G
I mean, I just okay 50 gold 50. I have 50 gold
5050 gold 50 50. Yeah, can't miss. I
Mean eventually fallen acceptable. I mean no one cares about this shit. Yeah. Fuck you multi
Yeah, nope. Okay, 50 gold by the way, 50.
Okay, that's, I mean, I just need two more copies, and I win the game.
And yeah, GG's then.
Oh, Camille.
Yeah, you trash.
And yep.
And yep, Zilean 2, that's pretty good.
And I, I mean, 3 gold, sure.
Okay, yeah, Zilean, yeah, okay.
Lilia 2, that's not even bad.
And Karma, that's nothing.
And yeah, nothing, I'm fucked.
Huh?
Hello? I'm not gonna do this trash.
Okay.
Huh?
G!
G!
I mean, the game's over. I mean, just fucking say it, buddy.
You trash!
The game's over, now I'm going straight to nine!
Like this, like, when you use a Niko after you upgrade the Two-Star and the other one,
it's actually worth like five million gold.
No capa.
Damn, I'm a beast.
Yo, on God, I'm a Shumashaka's life short for real.
Are you into guys or not?
If not, it's all good, but if you still want me to stream, I don't-
Shut the fuck up.
Oh!
What's this?
I- I was- I-
Oh my god, it's literally free.
How many do you need to die? Three?
Well, so that doesn't even mean that I'll just fucking piss this week.
Like, there's one that's just a fucking joke.
Just a straight up fucking joke.
It just has no potential to kill anyone.
And I'm scoreboard scrapper with Trugas.
Scoreboard scrapper, exiles, avenge the fallen.
You just don't interact with the game until 4-1.
You just fucking send it on 4-1 and you just win out.
GG.
I mean it's cast fest if I was a role once
Ludens, I don't get it
Doesn't even have ziggs
Gensu Gensu
Oh, man. I think my Camille is dead
It is dead and 27. I'm still three lives unless I get 403 owed like I died by seven units total in two fights
So like if I lose chances are I'm gonna lose by like two units or like some some BS
And maybe one or two units, so I'm probably two lives guaranteed and I can just level for
Or uh, I mean it's Bardo and then if I can cap it on Morgana 2, Morgana 2 is great as
well.
You can also cap it on like TK2, but this is no way I ever hit TK2.
Okay.
GG's then.
It's another first.
Why, every time I see a TK2 they always play Crystal plus Rock on ATOL chat.
Oh yeah, it's Riot Games.
They can't balance the game.
GG's.
Oh a Red buff and a fucking half whatever the fuck.
And yeah, it's Caspest.
Bro, like is this even good?
No man.
I mean, I don't really want to roll anymore though
Red buff and BS award. Oh, okay. I have trubus everything
The fuck is this? I sort of have trubus everything
Even try out BT red buff
Gintsu, Gintsu, I mean, I'll be war miles is better than redemption
But I mean, it's not like redemption is bad. Not that around with that
Kind of had to hold these miss higher value to roll no matter what I'm not on
Bro has a friend, bro has a gun blade
Gigi, if my rock-on spawned in with 200 HP, I think I would still win this fight, okay never mind.
And now I'm in the top 4, my scoreboard scrapper just cashed out.
And Gigi's, if you gain a copy, I mean I'm down, okay.
So now like I ramped up like, I mean Fairy has, does Fairy have AP? How many stacks do I have?
I have a total of like 13, 14 stacks.
extra 27 AD AP whole board and then now it just gained an extra 10% health
On a unit that has infinite attack speed
Yeah, and then also this board like pass preserver on it and then it also has what's it called chrono
So you like scale even harder with the thing
Yep, I think I think the reason Varus gets contested so much is because it's just close is just so fucking boring
Like the various like if you don't hit various to the comp just shit that fucking sucks
But I think Calista one like you can manage
Hello?
Oh, oh.
Alright, good job, buddy.
Oh, holy fuck.
He's one off?
Please, can someone kill him off, please, please?
Oh, this guy looks...
Not that weak.
I think.
Well, this guy's also not weak.
What the fuck is this?
Vex 3, Vhagar 3?
Oh, okay, never mind you, Grash.
Is he dead?
He won!
Hello?
No, no, no, no, don't scare him! Come on! No, no, no, no, no, no!
Rise, rise, rise! Okay, no rise!
This guy's holding one. Wait! Hello! Radiant Genji, was that even good?
Honestly, the faster these shitters die, the better.
Did he hit? One off? What about this guy?
Oh, this guy was actually kinda close. Is he dead?
No, please, please! I mean, Ari's not even bad as a thing.
I don't even have a combat charm, man.
The fuck is- No, no, no, no!
Please! Please!
I'm eight, I'm eight!
Like how? Like, oh my-
Oh, okay, at least-
Bro, like, Gwen 3 is not even bad nowadays.
It used to be shit, but it's okay.
I'm going second now.
Like, what the fuck is this?
Wait, I have Arcane on Ari?
Oh, oh, sorry.
Is Gwen 3 an instant win, by the way?
It's bugged.
Is it a visual bug?
Is it a visual bug?
I can't tell. How am I supposed to know?
Why not hold off 3 to fuck?
I'm pretty sure I'm killing Locker so it doesn't really matter.
This looks like a visual bug.
This looks like it's attacking pretty fast.
Oh, anime- Oh! Oh, sorry.
Okay, let me just kill these guys off.
I mean, I just want- I mean, I need to make sure my Gwen-
The Gwen doesn't
kill my fucking
Rockon and my Camille at the same time.
Because if that happens, I'll mate.
8. Like Loki I could win this. I mean he also has Reaper man. Oh wait oh. I think he had
Reaper if he did. But like oh god I don't know if I'm winning this man. This guy didn't
even look that shit. Like it doesn't even look shit man. Middle here. This cornered.
Honestly maybe I go like one unit. Like I just split one left one right. Yay? And
And now with these two I'll never clump.
Okay, GG's then.
Hopefully I'm not eight.
I mean, I actually survived it all.
That's not even that bad.
Huh?
I'm pretty sure I could've actually won this.
I could've won this actually for sure.
And now I'm eight.
I could've won this.
I for sure could've won this.
You think I deserve like a bro.
This comp is so fucking cringe.
You just sit there.
If you're opener than shit and you have half,
okay, honestly, not even if you're opener than shit.
If you're opener, no, yeah.
You don't even need half bow half rod
You know you don't even need a half ginsu you just straight up if you're open or a shit
You just full-cell and you just you just load in you start you start interacting with the game on for one
And if you hit rock on two with Clista one or Clista two with rock on one
You just TP to a top four and if you don't hit your eighth, but I mean who the fuck cares you didn't play a single unit on your board
I mean like it like the fact that you can TP to a top four from just hitting like one of the two is like
What?
Can you play the Varus Tom Kench comp please? Did you see that lobby bro? That comp is the most overrated fucking shit
I'm not saying the comp is bad the comp is great
But the thing is it's not it's not that okay
It can support maybe two and they have to be playing it from good spots people are playing this fucking Varus Tom
Kench from like mediocre
Openers and then they wonder why they just go eighth because they just sit in there doggy rolling for Varus
Too like if you're not loading into four or two with at least 75 HP playing Varus
You like chances are you probably should have just opened to play Calista if you're down an extra 30 HP on 4 or 2
But you're up an extra 20 gold and have a ginsu. Why don't you just play Calista then?
Like if the problem with Varus is if you have Varus 1 you aren't killing a single fucking unit man. You're fucked
You're actually fucked. I don't know how the fuck you're killing anything like Varus 2 is good Varus 1 is trash
Yeah, Ezreal 2 is better. Yeah, you just carry Ezreal until you have Varus 2
But the thing is like that board is going to win like two maybe three rounds on stage 4
If you have like TK2, Ezreal 2, everything upgraded to center for Varus, and you have 90 HP,
you probably will win 3-4 rounds on stage 4, and then you just go 9 on 5-5 or 5-5, whatever,
or you just bleed out and then resend for Varus, like that's like the actual tempo
you should be playing.
But if you just load in to 4-2 with like a 40 gold roll down on 4-2 with 40 HP,
you know what you're placing, you're going 8.
You're uncontested gig 8.
Unless you just hit TK2, Verus 2, everything and you can go 9 on 5-2 or 5-5, you're just gonna...
You're still going to lose, you probably only win 4 rounds, you might win 4 rounds, but if
you lose a single round after sending true 0 on 4-2, I don't know what the fuck your
game plan is when you start the game with your A3.
Just compare this fucking TK2, TK2, Verus 1, I'd rather just have Rafa on 1 Callisto
1.
Shaders on the Varus board are actually more expensive than Kalista.
Yep.
You don't even...
I don't mind upgrading Katarina, too.
I mean, I don't mind upgrading them.
But it's like the last thing you upgrade.
But I think you actually...
You have to...
Ezreal too, like for sure matters.
Tristana too, for sure matters.
Like TK2 matters, Rumble too matters, like everything matters.
Hello, at K230, my son watching your stream, so can you at least win once?
I don't want to raise a loser.
Okay.
Believe me, I'm not trying to play Kalista, but if I get a Golden Eko, if I have a Golden Eko, half Gensu,
Skorber Scrapper on 2-1, I don't understand what else he would play.
I don't know. It doesn't just have to be a Kalista game.
I'm gonna full open into a Rise 2, TK2 to lose rounds anyway. Don't think so, buddy.
Sure, Niko Rod, Tier,
Tier Belt, the dude paired, Twitch,
Namzi,
Tristana, paired.
Poppy pair, Lillia pair, Tristana pair, Belt tier, and I can actually probably play an opener here.
If I get, if I get BS ward, I can actually flex every comp in the game.
But if I get a bow,
or a rod, I mean I got a rod, Caretaker's favorite, Stars are bored.
I was told that you can Stars are bored.
Your first 1 and 2 cost champions you buy are instantly upgraded.
You get 3 gold, 7 gold, plus 2 gold. Oh wait?
Yeah, fuck it.
Yeah, fuck it Draconic Mastery GG's then I mean whatever. I'm not trying to play fucking Calista again
Man that shit is put me to fuck to sleep. Okay. I do need some I need some fucking what's it called though?
I need some take downs though.
Last time I played this it was last patch, so maybe it's better now. You never know
Hey three fake downs. That's pretty good
Yep, wait also, I think they bug fixed it working on neutrals. Oh my
great also my items are I mean it's it's looking all right I'm pretty sure that
you need Shyvana 3 or this this comp fucking sucks when smolder is just a
fucking trait bot the unit is fucking garbage I don't I'm pretty sure Lilia
might have better ADP than smolder and that's actually insane considering
Varus isn't even bad smolder like how is this unit so fucking worthless oh it's
I can make Econ if I just play this, 5 Namzee, 2 Shyvana, kill one more I'm happy, nah fuck
it 2 more I'm gonna be mad.
Okay 1 more, oh no no no 2 more, okay whatever 1 more is good enough, 96, I'm actually getting
some sacks here not bad.
Can you show your worlds, pick them please big bro, I didn't put a fucking pick them.
I couldn't care... How is a one cost BF sword gone?
What the fuck?
Okay, three cost belts.
It could be worse, I guess.
And I...
This is not looking good for me.
A one star...
Oh.
Ship two.
Okay.
Alright, if I lose this round...
Then I just can't make 30.
I mean, it's one gold, who the fuck cares?
Unless it just doesn't change the fight, I don't even think it changes the fight.
Like, the people I beat, I beat, and the people I lose to, I lose to, so who the fuck cares?
I should not so push though.
Honestly, I'm not trying to roll for a shape because it's actually a huge upgrade.
They should just make it so that this counts as 4 takedowns.
What is this shit, like, what?
There's no shape.
Great, I'll meet.
And the trauma is unpurchasable.
I'll meet.
It's a redote.
Aw man, I'm pretty sure I actually lose to this guy if I don't have a shape.
I think this guy will probably miss, but it's this guy.
I get to deny his 5th streak.
I'm pretty sure I beat this guy though.
I mean, 6 Nomzi, that's pretty good. 3 Shiv.
If my items get creeped here, then I don't know what to do.
And I stop him from 5-shaking, which is huge.
Except this guy's 5-shaking.
It doesn't over 100% anymore.
Fucking gigabedge.
Niko.
What?
The fuck?
Okay, bro, with these items,
I'm down to just roll on what's it called.
I'm down to just roll on fucking 6 odds,
odds and just like hit the numsy three later man like fuck this I pro I'm not
rolling on four man like yeah I need I need fucking the dude what the fuck is
this I don't have a single nomsy item huh okay also okay rabbitons play around
BT or spark spark play around rod cuz rod is half a half a what's it called
crown guard it's fine I mean the non-signals will come later but like I
need I need six copies of Shyvana and then one copy of what's it called or
two copies of Nomzi you can't miss well I'm actually getting a lot of sacks here
oh how many sacks am I at? oh 19 okay young wild and free I mean unified is
it's pretty fucking good in this comp I mean young wild and free I don't really
care about them since I won't even mind the chain is the chain actually good
here yes recombob yes shut the fuck up one off Nomzi
Nozzie, 30 fucking. Is this stronger? Actually, it does gain... honestly? Is it my strongest
actually just play against the Tesspeed? Bardo 2? Bardo... oh he's not even exiled, let's
see. Oh, okay. But this guy has Bardo 2 with the thing. With 3 items. Bro, like, what
is... like, Hazillion 2 as well? I mean, I'm not sure I should roll a little bit
deeper here I'm sitting on so many fucking pairs one more roll for charm
GGs non-D3 what the fuck is that game nothing I mean Niko 2 is paired I mean I
think at least is better than stupid ass Jace but I guess like I don't have a
single item he just branching out in an arc on a plus one that's okay you
think I get this well actually there's only there's also a Shyvana in glove
all this is like really fucking good
and it's also a Shyvana
or should I just go Cromward?
I honestly, isn't it just Shyvana with Glove?
Cause like I need Nazion's anyway, yeah?
Okay, I'll take that then.
Bro, there's a Rock on a chain.
No one wants a Rock on a chain.
Are these guys, like what the fuck?
There's not a Calista player?
This guy didn't go Rock on?
This guy went bow instead of Rock on whi-
Is he playing, oh wait, is he, oh wait, is he playing?
Oh, oh wait, okay.
Honestly, I think he's playing,
I don't think he's playing... Okay, okay, honestly, it's fine. It's not playing good.
Okay, I will allow it then. I guess. I mean, what are you just gonna do? Okay, sure. Okay, sorry.
My fault. My fault. I mean, 5 Shyvana, that's pretty good, I guess.
What do I get? Ice soldier? Is that good?
Great, they gave me a stupid-ass Warwick.
How many Shyvanas are gone?
I mean, 5 Shyvanas, that's not bad at all.
Basically, natural nomsy-3 this game. 5 Shyvana.
But the Shyamalan is actually cooking them.
3.2
Pump Kench
And GG
Alright, when do I cash out? Anytime soon? 33?
I probably just want to time my cash out with Shyamalan 3, but you can't even time it
Because the thing is if I don't get Shyamalan 3, soon I'm going to start losing every single fucking round I'm never going to cash out
How many do I have? 5?
I think you can't miss, man. Nice
38? That's not even bad. I have a remover rod. I guess I might get a bow. I might as well
remover this. Is that even true? I mean, how do you know I don't get another remover? I
mean, whatever. Okay. You can't miss. You can't miss. How is, uh, how good is, is guardbreaker?
Like trash, right? Like fucking trash? Okay, I'm not sending no fucking guardbreaker
I'm pretty sure it's just the last is right if I can find me. I don't know how I'm getting that
How did this fucker only give me one goal? What are you even doing?
Oh, yeah, I think I won again
Fuck I'm on a forestry. I mean, I might just fucking send it then
nice remover
What boy?
Okay, that is pretty good for me then. I mean if I find one more Shyvana, I'm gonna just fucking send it
Okay, I mean do I even want to go for Shyvana 3?
One roll, GG's! Great. I mean I could also just send true zero. I'm probably just gonna
send true zero here. It's not even bad. Actually I don't even know if she wanted to even kill
me so I straight. 45. I'm not even close to catching out. Rock on, two. GG. Nasis. Three
dragon, four shape, and then what? I just don't play Hunter. You're telling me I
don't play Hunter for six shape? Brothers know it's six shape then. Alright am I
am I catching up anytime soon? 48 maybe 2 more turns
I mean Zephyr, I mean it has a f**king crown guard on it but still it's still not down
I- yeah okay yeah nice try now Z
that's okay
how many units am I killing here?
0
I think I'm going 8
my board f**king sucks
I mean I need last whisper, I also need a crown guard
okay
I'm gonna go crown guard, I'm just gonna level here
plays a wrath
try to cheese a try to cheese like a Zerath's charm because I'm probably just
capping on 8 on whatever am I even close to cashing out do we want to update
this I guess I can't make e-con on this on basis I need to cash out fucking now
51 9 units prior I think I think he's a reaper no it's just pilot well I think
I have one item on the dude okay I mean maybe okay you never know man like how
do you know it's not broken I need to kill four units that's around around
fucked if I don't kill four units I am guaranteed fucked there is two belt
belt though okay I need to kill four or I'm eight I'm sure that kills some
fucking trash units I feel like I high rolled this game as well you know I feel
like I high rolled. So why does it look like I'm not killing a single unit? Three
item Shyvana? I mean I don't have three Dragon in. I'm pretty sure three Dragon is
actually a huge upgrade. Double the size it deals 30%. I have to sack one more. My, oh my, here. I think it's going to be Guardbreaker anyway. I mean if I buy that, will I be able to level next turn? It's 40 to level.
oh I mean I guess I wouldn't even care about leveling because I'm probably
just gonna roll for an ascended charm I'm probably gonna roll for an ascended
charm and then what's it called and they just played over the stupid ass
a rat yep Gigi Gigi one rolls of charms never mind and that's what it
sells a rat which I don't really want to sell because I have ascended charms
think up. Alright, let me read 3 Dragon. The power of friendship. I mean it does more aura and fucking
worthless. Tremors. I rotated into fucking tremors. Oh great. You trash! Okay, it's fine. Top five,
that's pretty good. No, this wrath is a descendant charm, so just wait. I'm getting free
Ascend the valley. Don't worry like next turn it's gonna be it's gonna be a 40% and then I just load in with the tower
And I scam a life and I'm back
Bro, no one cares about fucking blaster man. This this motor doesn't do anything
Straight fucking garbage great. He's a dragon. I'm fighting him and he's even playing around Zephyr
I mean honestly
How much of honor is not attacking the yeah, what's it called though?
I'm actually what I actually did infinite damage. It's just said it's dead
Also, my entire team was attacking dragon the entire fight
It cast it again.
I have a Shogenhodge guard breaker.
Shogenhodge guard breaker.
That's allowed?
OK, oh, OK.
I mean, it's fine.
I mean, I can go, OK?
OK?
Nah, I'm still late.
Well, you can't miss, man.
Oh, yeah, fuck out of here.
OK, bet.
I'm back.
OK.
Team AB, I don't really want to split.
OK, you can't miss.
Oh fuck, my let's call it music castle, I'm dead.
This Shyvana just dashed backwards.
I just lost with the fucking tower.
Whatever man, I'm sorry guys, I'll play Calista next time.
Like this is like, it's just pathetic.
Like I feel like Calista, even if I was stuck on Calista 1 Rock on 1 the entire game, I think I still would've top board.
Like it's just, I just don't understand.
I don't know.
I'm good.
Bro, you can't title every stream 1.x then go 4.x.
I mean I can.
That's what I've been doing.
I don't get it.
Bro, I'm trying to play some VH.
Bit set to go.
Coven bun bun.
Honestly, the skin actually looks kinda cute.
Play AFE journey, it might be more your speed.
No thank you.
Bro, how have I been playing for 7 hours?
And I don't have a single win.
a tear maybe i can play the game
you never know
tear
tear rod that is half kentu
oh shit wait maybe it's a cinder game actually
i need to hold nyla
ash, zoey, warwick
i mean i have a tear
zoey
alright fuck a cinder game pandora's item cindra
i mean one gargoyle was actually giga value
But at the same time, I might as well say level 1 turn, I need to find a Warwick 2, or a Blitz 2, or a Jace 2, or at least 2.
Or at least 2, or Blitz 2, like one Gargoyle is like, straight giga value.
And I'll save all the bows and I'll save for Shorjin.
I mean, if I don't hit Blitz 2, if I don't hit Blitz 2, or Jace 2, I'm just gonna FF.
Actually, I should probably hold the Warwick as well. I mean, you can't miss.
Okay, let's do a nice save the tier as well.
Uh, I don't even know if I'm playing what's it called then.
I might as well just use a remover now.
Am I even playing Eldritch from this spot?
If I'm close, I would have just followed.
I'll make that next turn.
I'm pretty sure Cidra's actually good.
No joke.
Like, it's actually good. My scores are 1-1-1.
Like, they're actually 1-1-1.
No joke.
1-1-1.
Shoujin bow, Syndra paired, Elise too with Gargoyles. It's looking too good to be true actually.
I think I won out. I'm just gonna finish the item. I'll cover him. That shit's still good.
Alright, I mean Gargoyle, Shoujin, Nashor's like you're telling me this is bop horrible?
Gargoyle, Shoujin, Nashor's. This is bop horrible.
Can you guys verify that yesterday I went 1-1 with Syndra?
I think I went 1-3-1
And like the three was actually a scam like I hit nothing. Yes, you did. I mean yes, man
This is not even weak. These zillion two twitch two cog two
Wukong frontline
If I lose this round, I am fucked. He's hunting frenzy as well
Like I even hyrule this hard I
Don't know. I actually don't know. I'm who the fucking I beat
if I sell this for this can I can I win I mean I beat this right yeah do I beat
this probably and I beat this I can just make I can just cheese 20 learning to
spell shoujian bow if I lose this round I'm gonna be very mad because there's no
way I lose with Enchanter
So we're doing 20 now, bad. GG.
How many stacks? 18? I mean that's not bad. Yup.
I have a total of two Syndras. I don't know how the fuck I don't streak here by the way.
It's actually just unlucky.
Oh, Syndra too. What the fuck? Is that even good though?
Oh, Shyvana too. Oh, a bow.
Oh, okay. I mean I'll buy this. Do I beat this guy anyway?
Let me see if I fight. If I fight this guy...
Like the thing is, don't I lose to this guy anyway?
If I win this run, I'll buy it, but like, I don't even think I'll do that guy anyway.
Also, I can move items to Shyvana, but honestly, Shyvana should just damage, I think.
Fuck the Elise.
Okay.
It's like, well, it's probably like a dream cinder opener.
Shoujin, Nashor's bow, Gargoyle.
Little buddy, support Golem.
Unified, stand, heroic, grab bag, and then just, bro, no, it's support fucking Golem, man, fuck off.
Cassiopeia, anti-heal.
Does this give a damage amp? Yes it does, that's not even bad then.
What's the range? Four Hex? Okay then I probably will just go...
4, 3, Syndra, 40 gold. Okay if I don't need red buff, what should I...
Bro, great, look what I'm fighting man. What is this shit? How is this...
Actually like, Loki? How do I just get my streak scammed man? Like...
I mean I think from this spot I probably will roll 4, Shibana 3 as well.
Alright, what should I go? Shoujin Ashes plus what?
Because it's not even red buff, like should I just go rod for rabbitons or a jg?
I mean, G.S. doesn't even sound bad.
I mean, if the stats say, I mean, it's for sure like Shogun Nashor's arc, bucket arc.
I mean, it's not red because I have the thing Shogun Nashor's rabbitons, Shogun Nashor's
plus, okay, I mean, honestly, it's fine.
GG.
What does this say about double Shogun?
Is it bad?
Yeah, I mean either way, I mean I'm making a regardless because I can just head on karma later
Just guarantees items
But this thing if the stats say it's even remotely negative Delta
It's for sure through this because all you want to do is get stacks right now and then later you just make the JG
And then move the Shogun Department
Yeah, okay. I mean this is looking pretty solid. I'd say who's Jace. I
Didn't what I lose I don't even know
Fuck okay
Okay
I'm about to spike
Who is this guy even losing to how is this how was even allowed to have this board?
This is me off man. It's okay
Mmm, I probably I mean I want to save a belt for warmogs, but I also need to save I also need to save like to start saving rods
G G. I'm not holding this trash
Never play water fizer probably not
as a head elders first one
cloak glove worthless
I might as well go for Syndra as Shyvana 3 because it's going to be my main tank.
I can save tier actually.
Should I save tier?
Tier?
Tier?
Bro, is Archangel actually better?
What even happened?
My board's gone in two seconds.
I can't even get a belt going ASAP.
Big grab bag, roll rejuvenation, support, cash, vertically inclined.
Damage amp, let me roll into a charm, gain a temporary emblem, I'm not paying gold for that shit.
Belt, gargoyle, it's too expensive. I mean, I'm probably just gonna send a nester in, yeah.
They just hit both. I probably want to save the rod, yeah. Rod. Rod-O.
And I just went out starting nester on Belt. Shogun, someone else.
Unless I want to just make Arc. I should just make Arc. I feel like Arc cannot be better than the Ravidons.
actually I mean it is gonna be the last one you don't want I'm not the trust the
stats if the stats say if the stats say arc is true miss it's true miss fucking
I hit nothing I mean stuff that's not it's fine I'm okay I need to start
fucking winning one rounds now I just realized I can't even bounce it I can't
even bounce it until later okay it's fine you got it's like I'm selling this
piece of shit momentarily like it's all good yeah you trash as well and
And yeah, you trash and trash and trash garbage garbage garbage
Not a pretty miss
How is this guy just briar to with 40 gold?
Like golden Nico dual queue just gave double double briar or something. I
How does he even have rock on two?
I just I don't even know what to say man. I just don't get it
Do I even want do I even want to what's it called? What does component do for me? It's literally nothing
I just want to make sure I can level so I can play Karva plus plus something
Karva plus chrono
Shoujin Nashor's arc. I mean I have three on Shimano now. That's it's looking pretty good. I'd say
Also, it's rather
So when do I start winning rounds component game bill that was my charm that I hold for
When do I when do I start winning rounds?
My scores are 111
They actually are.
Uh, what is this, Kalista?
I mean, this game I had...
Elise 3, Ash 3,
Cinder 3, Nyla 3.
And I also had a Dewey Carry Karma 2.
3 item.
Oh, wait, I went... Oh, I went 4th this game.
I mean, this is a... The world's so fucking hard this game.
And this is the 4th.
Like, it's not even bad, man.
Also, how is this Unleashed Abyss Techrum shit still so fucking OP?
Like I feel like all the stuff that was nerfed is still good, because it was just so unbelievably
imbalanced. Also Varus has to be like the most overrated fucking trash. What is Varus's play
rate? Like it's for sure too high. 1.78? I think like 1.5 is fair. It might be even more
in higher elo. It's a 2 in higher elo but it's not actually good. Like bro,
The cap of Varus is smaller 4.18 like bro. They just look man. Just look at Lilia the entire board
The only reason like some idiots are playing like some fucking chrono Kalista or something
but if you just put
zillion
rock-on
Kalista on final board G
G
4.05 I didn't even I didn't even put anything here by the way like I didn't put any star level nothing
Like if you want to put two-star, like two-star, two-star, three-item, three-item,
like I feel like it's, it's like fairly reasonable to make it to this spot.
Like a two-star frontline and a two-star backline, 3.27, I didn't even input a single legendary.
Like if you were to, if you were to input like Morgana or like Milio Morgana,
like which means you're probably level nine, it's, I mean, like, I mean,
like you would also have this on eight by the way, but like,
it's usually Morgana or Bard at nine, like that's the, it'll like, like 2.7, 2.8,
like it's not even that big of a spike.
But I feel like you can easily have this board on level 8 and it averages at 3.
But then like if you were to just look at the baseline, low 4.
What the fuck is this?
Kalista is low 4s.
So I just don't know.
Like is it because people are just don't like it's just because it's boring?
Like let's say, okay if you guys are playing the game right now, it's like what's the
reason that like, okay if you're not playing Kalista, is it because you don't think
it's good or it's because you think it's boring I'm pretty sure it's like it being
underplayed because it's just boring I mean I guess no bows but like why don't
you just full open you just open for the bow like I don't get it it's a baseline
4.05 baseline 4.05 you know when uh when the fucking spell whatever the
fuck was broken
multi-cash multi-casters that was a baseline like high trees and it was
the most broken shit of all time 3.9 they'll make it 3 6 10 next match bro i am telling you it's
just it's just as close to units fucking scaling with ginsu it's just two will be like her kit
scaling with the task speed like i just how is this unit just that fucking it'll be i don't
know oh shit wait this might be a uh this might be a an re3 game i don't even think the calm
is bad yeah I'm back to three digits I mean it's not bad for having fun I guess
I don't think it's good lily a pair poppy pair not even poppy pair nomsy pair
zoe I don't even know why I was thinking about selling zoe jace ash pair to cog mal
bf cloak and a bt sells a collie you are cooked bro you're not playing a collie on your
fucking board man that unit is so fucking trash actual trash
You have so much, thank you to Five Gifted Subs. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Akali. BF Glove Cloak. I mean like this is actually a pretty decently premium
Varus spot. What did he take? Chain Cloak Belt. I mean it's actually a pretty decent Varus spot.
Oh, learning to smell? Fuck it. Learning to smell into... I already sold my...
And? Oh! I mean, it's a very spot for sure. I mean, it looks pretty solid, I'd say.
Looks like a guaranteed not eight. I'm just saying. This guy's probably just going to open for Bow and play towards Glissa.
Replication, I don't know what he replicated, but whatever.
Gensu, Epitaph, probably Glissa, I guess it could play Rise, he's like an Epoch Adaptive.
I mean, Varus is pretty fun, but when you don't, okay guys, on 4-2, if I don't have
at least Varus-2, and you don't like hearing me complain, just do yourself a favorite
mute.
Like, trust me, I will be complaining non-stop.
Bro, when you don't hit Varus-2, I don't get what I'm supposed to do, I'm just
8.
I'm fucking 8.
There's nothing I can do man. I'm just 8. My unit doesn't do anything.
I mean I'm gonna be carrying Ezreal too and I can maybe win one or two rounds, but if I'm not 70, okay?
The condition is if I'm not Varus 2 and I'm sub 60 HP on 4-2, I'm gonna start bitching. It's a deal.
All cons are like that. No, they're not man. I, bro, you can 9 streak.
You can just 10 streak with fucking Calista 1, Rock on 1 man. It's not man. It's not.
Oh? Come on, come on, come on.
No.
No, no.
No, no.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
That is good, then.
But wait, no, it's not because the thing is, if I had this last turn,
if I had this last turn,
I would have fought Street
and then now I just lose my streak for free?
That's allowed?
I mean, the sugar ass rumble comes back later, yeah?
In the RE, no one fucking cares.
DD. I mean the good news is maybe I'm, you think I can be second pick at 96? Pause? Oh no.
I'm in my third pick at least. I'm honestly third pick, that's not even that bad.
And the chances of me getting this is actually pretty high. I could go belt for even shroud.
I can also go be, oh, the BS was gone? I don't get it. I mean 3 cost glove, that's pretty good.
half IE, half last whisper if the cloak wants to be a gargoyle, my items for Varus, if you
had to choose four components, it's probably IE Glove Cloak. No joke. My spot is looking
unbought-for-able. It's actually unbought-for-able. And then hopefully I can get Blaster in
for 3-2 because if I hit Blaster plus 1, that's what makes Varus actually win games.
If you can make it to 9 blasters or 6 blasters on 9, that's the winout.
Yay.
I think I won the game then.
Maybe I can scam some pyro stacks.
Anyone?
Oh!
There we go.
There we go.
One.
Maybe.
Fuck, I need to play this stupid ass way though.
I need blaster plus one.
I'll make.
Ezreal's actually a decent unit.
Actually, they get nerfed, so maybe it's not that broken anymore.
I promise I need to make a Yukon though.
That's all I hope you knew.
Also I want Blaster Odds because if I hit Blaster plus when I instantly win the game
Oh the fuck is letting this Terakuhl
I mean no matter what I want Blaster Odds in, 92, maybe 40
But it's still on Bop Horrible it's fine
He's throwing the game part of the plan?
He's throwing the game part of the plan?
If I go Protector's Vow, go for double IE and then play for Hakiven Troud, that's actually really fucking good
But then the thing is it can also be Shoshin plus the thing. I already lost my streak.
I mean, no matter what, I don't really want Bastion odds. Honestly, you know what?
Bastion odds? And then...
Yeah, fuck it. I hit, I hit that Shen Augment and I'm just gonna reroll Shen.
Yup. Still win this fight anyway. Did I even win this? I mean, I already committed to not
I'm not signing, so I've got a room.
Oh, I'ma start bitching.
Wait, is it actually bad?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wait one second.
It might be my first first.
G, G, G, G.
I don't really care about the fucking stupid ass tier,
but at the same time, I mean,
if I don't go guard while right now,
my board can't just sing shit.
Agreed, and Hoay fuck off here, you trash.
Um, okay, I mean I can probably just play the standard board like rumble, RE, cash out
I mean I know for sure I want blaster odds and I want arcana odds or I can't play the
fucking game rumble, RE, that's fine I'm scaling it doesn't matter I'm just talking to stage
I'm just gonna send it on 4-1, I send it on 4-1 cash out real quick and I just went
out geez, I can also play like a coli plus Gwen, I kind of want to make sure I hold
Like the blasters though, because if I hit Blaster plus one, I'm always playing Six Blaster.
If I hit...
I should have been forged this year, because I think this glove wants to be IE anyway.
I don't know, just wait.
So probably we'll go... I might get BF Sword anyway here.
And then there's gonna be a lot of items that are just shit. Like any chain is worthless.
Any cloak after I get Blasters for it, or even try this fucking worthless.
Tear's not even that bad.
Trait Tracker.
Or even I can win this shit, man.
Are there any more Trait Trackers in the lobby?
Oh, shit!
okay I think I won the game then no wait oh I mean I actually don't mind killing
killing IE with Shogen because I have a that I have this leftover tier to play
around and then also like it like playing around glove is so much better
also it's stronger right now but it's more so just playing around tears or
whatever the fuck is so good oh laugh oh laugh I can also just go double IE
and say fuck it and I don't even have even Troud, but the value of double IE is that I don't even have Troud.
Okay, I'll laugh.
Tristana, Blaster, Twitch, 2.
Not even this trash.
Ezreal too, don't really care.
Shen 2, 40.
Shorjin below.
3 item rise, it's fine.
So I like to call Econ loss.
Didn't kill a single unit.
66.
Okay.
I mean, Druid also works.
It's not even bad.
I'm not playing this, I'm not playing Olaf.
I'm not gonna just level Ness run and roll.
So I don't get dizzy.
I already know I'm gonna get dizzy though.
Okay, it's an 8.
Bro, this trade trackership is actually kind of hard.
Not really.
I mean, I just need to make sure that I know that Akali can also pair with Gwen.
And it's fine.
Okay.
This is really so fucking strong.
Cause if I fuck up 4-1, I'm actually 8, I'm not trying to lose a life for no reason
in.
How am I just losing every fucking- like I know I don't have an augment, but still.
The fuck?
I don't get it.
Does Bravanus count?
No.
Okay, I mean that's what I need to make sure I don't troll this round or I'll meet.
Also, do I even want to play this trash?
No.
BF Rod, Glove, BF Glove, Shogun, IE, IE, Hecarim, all 4 cost jams, Varus,
Shen 2, Tom Kench, Rumble, R.E.
Okay, Druid counts, yes?
Yes, it does.
Okay, I won the game then.
I think I won the...
No, no, no, it does, it does.
No, no, no, it does, it does.
Guys, just trust me, it does.
Unless they changed it.
Great, this guy doesn't interact with the game,
rolls down, what's this?
Callista 2.
Like, it probably...
Like, it does.
It does, okay, it did last match.
If it did not, then I mean whatever, man.
Like, then, like, okay, it does.
Oh, Avenger the Fallen.
I hit Arcana plus one, that's it.
I didn't hit Blaster plus one.
Pandora's Pro, shut the fuck up!
Also this needs to be...
Also I should probably...
I kinda wanna reforge the rod though.
But I probably just reforge all three.
I mean these are actually good.
Avenger the Fallen, nah, let's just take Pandora's guys.
Like, Crow is...
Crow...
Crow...
Yeah, watch this, GG, son.
What I get.
Bastion, Chrono plus something.
Okay, well that's not good.
I mean, not a free Bastion, I guess.
Oh, great.
I mean, I'm 2 out of whatever the fuck Bastion.
I mean, it's fine. Bastion in here is good.
And then Witchcraft plus 1 does absolutely nothing for now.
Chrono.
Unless I want to play like, the dude plus the dude.
Is it, is it better to just do this?
42% damage amp?
Is that better than 50 AD when I have 4 Blaster?
Does anyone know?
Can someone give me the number crunch?
Yes, no? No, yes.
Yes, no. No, yes.
I'm like, bro, you say, okay, if you're saying damage amp way better, I'm pretty sure
Like it's it's it's actually so fucking close because the thing is blaster has already gained so much damage in him 60%
So it's like it's 60% damage amp versus
So I should I go and I'm probably
It's it's 60. I also have no shred. Okay, but it's 60% damage amp versus
With with with I don't know how much 80 is it 50. It's 40%
It's 60% damage amp with 40 with with a double multiplier like crit multiplier
Versus 100% without the 40%
I'm pretty sure it's actually better with the A.
I die, we, I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, I don't know.
That's why I'm asking.
Like 50 AD with the thing,
versus
hello?
Does anyone know?
Hello?
Does anyone know?
Hello?
AD?
Okay, I mean, I agree.
I'm pretty sure it's AD.
I'm pretty sure this damage doesn't,
literally doesn't do anything.
I would have to agree.
50 AD with 60% damage amp is better than...
Oh, I almost one shot.
This guy has Rock on 2, the other guy had...
AND!
Nevermind, I'll ult it over here, I'm 8.
And this is my...
I just lost a major gambit.
I'm 8.
Rumble, Azrael...
It's 42% damage amp when I already have, let's say...
50 AD, I mean AD, and then I have IE, IE...
I mean, it's not HK, it's not a TK, you just fucking kill them or you're 8.
I do have Avenger the Fallen for 30 AD. Also, why is my already fucking backwined? I don't fucking know.
All right, let me let me just see how this how this goes. Yeah, fuck. It's looking like Damage Amp.
I actually know that does not fucking rise one with the whole fucking trash one, man.
Nah, it's looking like Damage Amp. Fuck it Damage Amp.
Like I have I have what's it called Avenger the Fallen. I don't even know why my already is not frontlined.
Also, I could easily play
like Briar this game. Not really.
because I could play I could just drop this piece of shit for I can drop this
piece of shit for what's it called? Nasis and just play Briar?
He's very defeated. So half even Trout. 64, sac 132. Nasis, 4 costs,
Christmas in the fight cost. It's too expensive and that's what I want to go
And this is plus the dude right now rock on chrono witchcraft very multi
I want to actually be able to roll. Please. I need a belt. Oh, okay
Damn jam. Yeah, damn jam
Mises to pull who even up with this trash man fuck off. I mean, it's it's actually the counter to a
Okay, it's looking like there. Yeah, but it's straight up the counter to
To various because it's there's has to shoot it like five times
So this Avenger the Fallen Augment is not very balanced.
30 AD Armor, 30 AD AP Armor MR, whole board, GG's, from an industry like am I ever even
pivoting to this?
I have zero items.
I guess if my cap is brighter too for sure.
And then I might as well, I mean Naces 1, Naces 2, I mean Naces 2 is not even bad
though.
And then I'd, bro fuck the Taric man, I'd rather cap around what's it called too.
I mean also like if I can just play Zerath, like I just gonna play Zerath, like
It's probably this 2 plus Zerath over Shen.
Oh wait.
Physical damage? What?
3 burn, whole board.
TK2.
Like 1, 2 for Zerath plus 1.
I'm just playing 3 Bastion.
Is that fine?
Bro, fuck Ryder, man.
Like I could also just play 3 Pyro.
Like Naces 2 better than Shen, except I don't even know if it is better than Shen.
So where is Zerath?
Oh! Okay!
The Rokhan got a one-shot.
I think it was rock on one though.
And I just played three Bastion, nothing wrong with that.
Five Arcana, four Blaster, whole board is just gone.
In two seconds.
Shoujin, IE, IE.
Preserver plus one, shape plus one.
Shoujin, GS.
I, what the fuck is this?
Sugarcraft, what does this do?
Nothing.
Spark.
The QSS.
I could also go Gensu.
Viver of Orger, no.
I'm just gonna, should I just go shape?
Yeah, fuck it, I'm gonna just go shape, like that's more damage amp, like, yeah, whatever, genies.
Mesa's over the stupid ass Shen.
Alright, where's the Wrath then?
Is there Wrath?
I mean, I'll swap when I hit his Wrath.
But I think if I don't have that, I'm kinda scared.
Also, what's it at now?
It's at, uh, 46%?
Sure.
I'm suing Varus, blah blah blah, something, something, something, uh, something.
I, uh, my read comprehension is not done yet.
Sorry, man, I tried.
Probably, this Varus unit?
Man, I talked to you about Varus because he was looking for open spot.
Yeah, you trash.
Where is Zerat?
I mean, okay, like, isn't this just Trey Tracker? Like, if you hit...
Arcana or Blaster, you just instantly win.
66... 67% damage amp?
Like, it for sure has to be better, yeah?
I mean, 80%?
Where did my board- oh wait, oh, where did his board go?
Yeah, you trash.
Uh, check HV? Yeah, yeah, I got you.
Uh, let me see.
It'd be at...
It'd be a thousand. I mean, that's a lot of HP,
But the thing is it's like yeah, you could take an extra blah blah blah whatever the fuck
But like it probably you can just one shot them like it's like this comp if your bears isn't one shot and you're eight
Where is it again? Okay, he's in
Three TVs
I'm paying eight gold for that when I already have items on I can't even put items on
Oh, okay, I've got room. I already have one last whisper, but it's kind of good
Just in case. Can I also hit backline? I mean also I think this round I'm actually just gonna play with nothing because
I don't want to last with my smolder. I'm not gonna last with Ezreal. Can I actually hit backline?
Okay I guess it doesn't really matter. This whole board died before Khrom even crossed.
Alright also I mean Marullo on the whole board. I just want a faster first cast.
I'll just sugarcraft like this piece of shit and then like no one cares about this piece of garbage.
I mean this guy's board looks like a fucking joke.
No disrespect though.
But it does look like a joke.
Hey shit, I think I'm about to get my first win.
Bro no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I mean that's just a fluke.
Oh okay, Gigi said, bro I don't have a combat on this fight.
I'm off one gold.
Unless I'm, I just risk it for the biscuit and I just sell something.
Oh my!
Yeah, you trash. Oh, it's not even good. I just want for free then. Okay. Oh
Shit, I got my first win. I mean even if I did it with that round I was still guaranteed
I have to get 7-0 to die. I would have gotten like a full support item and a full fucking artifact on on Nasus
It's more than a combat
Buddy hits straight tracker playing Varus
Mort, it's not even broken. I mean it's not broken. What if you hit ar- what if you miss arcana plus one?
Pyro plus one
And blaster plus one. I mean, but the powerful son's not even good. What do you like? I mean sometimes you just miss
Okay, I'm pretty sure you actually always play druid
He's like drew that you're guaranteed three and then drew it you're never guaranteed because you can't find rude
Like isn't it actually OP if you just played rude?
No, bro. It's a ride game special man. They say unique traits, but for some reason druid is like I don't get it
it's not tailored it's not tailored bro like I do even play the fucking game
wait Druid works yes man I cashed out with Druid this game I mean you don't
believe me you can look at the mod if you want it's six traits plus Druid bit
sessico that means cashing out so much easier what ta fuck alright milk the
thing is you've been harassing me saying that you don't learn from this
stream but what did you just learn what you learned buddy hey see that's pretty
good then I mean I have to learn something so yeah I'm down for another
tree tracker game just win for free oh oh wait one second what's this yo what
the fuck is this okay a half kinsu
Cassiopeia, bow, belt chain bow, belt chain bow, Namzi paired, Namzi paired, Ash paired with Jax, Nunu plus Ziggs, a Ziggs.
Yeah, fuck it, just drop heck on him. Loot sub, oh, yes, lord of life.
Ash too, Serapa. Oh my, my items are fucking suck.
I mean AFK and I just play towards I just play
But the thing is I okay. Let me see what the thing is. I
Can't the problem is I can't see my thing until the thing man anyone anyone
It's artifact
Bro, even if it's artifact like it's actually fine. Just take AFK
Never mind never mind. I hit one told my just win the game GD's
Let me let me wait one to see what I hit next round warwick
Also, I might actually just open here.
The zig-za.
I just open it over here, oops.
See where they hit?
I mean, I don't think I'm getting the skin too.
Also, should I just buy this then?
I am about to scam the fuck out of someone.
Bro, it was a Warwick game!
It was a Warwick game!
Oh no!
I already leveled, man! Fuck!
It was actually a Warwick game.
Why does it look like I lost anyway?
I lost it.
Huh?
Shiminate and I lost it.
Help was on the fucking way.
I mean he's fucking dissing plus- oh okay, okay am I just playing, am I just playing
Varus?
It's never as fun as even good on Varus.
This guy's blue buff IE, silver mirror dawn.
Like is it actually good?
I mean maybe I just hit trait tracker again, who knows.
GG's then.
I didn't kill a single unit.
Oh nice.
There's a spat, so I might actually get the bow, but I'm Verus for sure.
I'm committed.
Verus.
Verus.
Karma.
Unknown.
Not sure.
Verus.
Red buff, IE Snipers.
It's fine.
And then Belt Chain, half even Trout Chain, is just going to be half Reforge.
Beggars can be Choosers.
I'm just going to load in with Blaster plus one, or the other thing plus one.
And I just win out 4 free.
A 1 cost champion you have transforms into a 2 cost, and that can just hold the
Blaster for now.
Yeah, whatever, I don't really care about my windows, yeah, yeah, GG's.
And yeah, in the game. Yep, GG's.
Nila 2, is that good? I mean, it's fine.
Red buff, i.e. Snipers Focus.
Belt, you got it. Have you even shrouded?
And...
Okay, Ari, that's half the thing. I mean, I got Blaster, and that's pretty buzzing good. And...
Yeah, don't care, you trash.
Hold Ari.
One Hecarim, and I can hit...
Okay, is Arcana plus one even good by the way?
Does anyone know?
Like, I know Blaster plus one is good, but is Arcana...
Like, let me just go check, man.
I'm stats explorer, like, sure, let's just put like, Rumble,
the Hecker, TK, Tom Kenshin, various GGs, okay.
Augment.
I have to lead two.
Arcane.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Why is that good?
I mean it looks all right another Ezreal. I can even try to protect this Vow.
Seraph, dual carry plus free item catch, free item heckleum. That's good.
But what is this guy's board? Holy fuck. Just infinite gold. Yeah fuck it golden
quest then. I mean I can't get arcana plus one odds but it's fine.
Zilean? Rumble? Yeah fuck it restart mission.
Would I even take restart mission here? Probably. It does not look like I'm
I'm doing anything.
Alright, this is a two-treat.
I mean, I'm just saying, beggars can be choosers, you can't miss.
Oh, restart mission.
I mean, would I even take it?
I lose?
I mean, okay, yes, I would fucking take it.
It's fucking broken.
Is there any broken tier ones I can take?
Exiles?
No, it's probably just restart mission.
Young Wild and free rolling for days.
Yeah, restart mission it is.
Why does this look not even good?
I don't think it is that good.
I don't even think my board got that much better.
I hit all fucking trash.
I mean, okay, no, I mean, it's definitely better, but like, if I had a backline carry
that wasn't as stupid as Vagar, my board would be fucking out.
Okay, great.
And like, this guy keeps his streak.
I mean, I could have leveled for Nunu, and I probably actually could have won this.
Oh, this is not looking good, man.
I just lost with restart mission.
That's possible.
G G G okay I mean that's pretty good I guess if I lose this round I'm gonna start
bitching never mind no I'm not I mean level 740 gold red buff I East
cyber so this protectors vow even trout I'm fucking last but there's two people
full streaking fuck this game I already have a chrome too I mean Naysays I could
just play not really even trout protectors vow are there any more
various players there's just me bro I don't know how various is supposed to
deal silver near dawn
all god
might as eight
buddy you are muted
buddy
shut up
asrael
multi striker
bastion
chrono
my board is is fucking terrible
i mean they are two is very hard to i guess damage amp is damage amp and this
doesn't do anything but at the same time i throw fuck this man
yes lord
I mean, I want Blaster, Odds in for sure.
I'm missing Rumble, Arcanum plus one.
Is he just branching out into Arcanum plus one?
That's a loud?
Okay, also, why is my, why is my Euntroud not swapped?
My Protector's Foul even shrouded to like a giga unit.
I kinda wanna know what I'm rolling for,
so I might just 4-2 regardless.
I'm not contested, right?
He's probably eight witch.
Why does it look like I'm not killing a Synod unit?
I'm not.
Why does this stationary support?
Is it going easy rod?
I mean I know for sure I need to try to get what's a cold odds in
Okay
Stack one though. I
Don't have to play Bastion. I can just play naces to if I hit naces to
Like to shape maybe
the Briar
Tear nothing glove double ie cyber's focus ie ie red buff someone else
rumble bardo
What's this a spat that is not good for me? Oh that is not good unless I want to go pyro plus one which I don't I
I am fucked. I am fucked. I'm about this room. I mean I could also just go Pyro plus one. It's not a big deal.
And I just don't play Six Blaster. Because I do have a Collie 2 already and I do have Nace's pair. Like I feel like it's not the worst.
But if I hit Blaster plus one, I don't know what to do. And Pyro plus two, it's little buddy's good in this comp.
Like I mean is it is it I mean rumble rumble. Yes, Tristana. Yes, okay, I'll take this. I'm not thinking of fucking power
I have one little buddy two little buddies, but I mean I don't really want to roll anymore for blaster three pyro
I don't even I oh fuck. Oh, what the?
Sorry, bro. I would have won this round man if I didn't grief. Oh my I would have won this round and now I'm a
I mean this is too is this is too like it's actually good. I
Have a fucking something on my board. I just got okay
I mean Ezreal is actually a good unit so that's why I want to red buff it
But I guess I could just go I could just go rumble for little buddies as well, bro
It's not better than fucking the dude three pyro to arcana and I go pyro plus one on carousel
I mean, what's what what's my goal that I don't say she was 49 20
40 also how many various are gone probably like zero that someone actually pivoted in I think post rituals here
I'm just gonna send in to various to I don't know what is in the wrong I can also drop down to two blaster in place of Anna
I just lost to some fucking trash. Okay, it's fine
Because it's also it's also the thing I dropped out the two blaster. I just lose
Bo I'm fucking last big really spat here spat
Okay, but also like let's say let's say I take this and then if I just know the thing
I'm just fucked.
Wait it's already better than okay, okay.
Also I just realized like is it just Shyvana over Akali?
Is my board actually good?
I don't really want to roll just for various because I don't actually win this game.
I don't really want to do this because it's actually a good unit.
I'm not just going to high now.
I'm pretty sure the chance of me winning this game is actually kind of high.
One, two, three little buddy buffing.
One, two, three.
Rumble.
off of that rumble. Like rumble TK at 9. I have a Varus on my board. I did not kill a single
unit again. Hello? Am I close to winning out? I'm guaranteed, like, just wait, just wait, just wait.
Just wait. Even if I get Pyro plus one, it's just level for TK and I'm done. Like, my board's
actually gonna be insane in one turn. It's just rumble over Ezreal at 9. My board is just a
a guarantee first. Straight guaranteed. Just wait buddy. Yeah I'm not opening this trash.
Don't care. There's zero Varus gone. I'm gonna go 9, roll 30 gold. And that's already enough
to just hit everything. I don't even care if I lose this. I'm guaranteed two lives.
That's all I need. G? Bro I'm selling this Ezreal. This Ezreal did 4k damage. Oh
I'm just saying when I go nine here and I hit smolder to various to I mean the smolder to I'm probably not going to hit
But when I when I hit various to with fucking 20 gold just know that I like every single four costs out of the pool
But you're guaranteed to hit. Yeah, I can't miss buddy
Yeah, I can't miss
Yeah, I'm really like impending old as well. I didn't kill a single unit. Also. I hit nothing. I would have won this round
Yes! Yes! You trash! I'm still two lives! Gigi! Okay, I might- I'm actually eight. I have nothing.
Okay, also Zorath fucking sucks. I mean, I'd rather just have more fucking little buddies for the- the units that aren't shite.
But like, how the fuck?
Smolder, too.
G! Gigi!
One, two, three, four little buddies!
Buffing one, two!
Wait, what? One, two...
Oh, he has Banshee's veil?
Oh, my... Oh, Tremors.
oh wait he has banji's rail that's okay i won the game then gg's then so hygrim from nomz is that
better uh 50 x6x all right and then i'm getting an item for for smolder on carousel and i just went out
gg holy fuck why why is this what's going on why is why how is this guy so strong
Why is this double stack? It's just a... Varus should just watch out the backline.
Let's call it a day.
There's fairy plus one. I can't even... Bro, is there an actual fairy player?
Like, surely not, right? This guy's witch plus one.
Oh, there isn't.
Bro, you fucking piece of shit.
My smolder has zero fucking attack speed, straight zero.
How many pyro stacks do I have?
15%? Okay, I guess it's not that bad.
unless I want to go like I could I only have one river actually no mind
I was gonna think about going right back on the dude how many little buddies 1, 2, 3
I mean so route 2 is not even bad because I can also just scam the charms
maybe it's already better than how you just scam charms
honestly I'm just gonna sell because how do you know I don't I don't get gold
from the thing I don't really want to roll on
I mean I'm going combat for sure I mean anything is better than nothing
I'm on the same side as this guy, Void Zephyr on that side.
This is not good.
Can I one shot it?
Oh wait, what the fuck do you mean?
I just rolled a Q main.
Oh, okay.
How many stacks am I at a lot?
21.
Even Shroud, Protectors, Vow, Redemption, Redbuff, IEDB, Snipers, IE, IE.
If I get Fawn here, I guess it'd be Zerath.
I probably should have uh, held something
I probably should have held it
for Arcana, it's not even bad
I'm sorry, I probably actually have enough Charm spot where I can just play
Zirath as the thing
I'm an idiot man, it's like a 13, I don't know what percent but it's actually a decent percent
and now I'm 8
yeah fuck it, I might as well just go for it
nothing else to do
11 Charm spot, Hecarim for now
Hecarim
ATG
If I had better items, I could just play double bearers.
Oh my.
And I'm just saying I was told Tobles to cut off.
So I'm gonna swap to Zerath and see if it's better.
I feel like it is better though.
I think it was there as well.
Also, do I even want to go for Zerath 3?
I can actually just make Egon and then I might be able to level...
I mean, not really.
20% bonus shrew damage or 50 AD?
Anyone know?
I feel like tree damage is pretty good.
I'm getting a turtle winter, I can't play the game.
Especially because I have smolder.
Smolder fireball, rocket.
I can't tell, because the thing is this fight...
The problem with this fight is I got a turtle wintered.
Usually the fights are over 2 seconds in, but I got a turtle wintered.
It seems like a question for socks.
I mean, yeah.
Hello, does anyone know?
I guess it depends on what they have.
I mean this fight true damage like does even do anything he has so much HP. Yeah, whatever fuck it
What is this man?
That actually need I actually need the auto attack from eight
Another spat, but they just get a phone or no, he just got a phone. He just got a phone
Great. I'm eight. I mean Zerath there, bro. This is Zerath unit doesn't do anything
Alright, whatever man. Oh, Zerath too. Oh, okay
I'm just sad.
We're in the 40 push.
Who the fuck is taking the redemption?
What the fuck is this?
My even trout is in the middle of fucking nowhere.
It's in the middle of nowhere.
Honestly, it's fine.
Okay, I'm starting to think it's AD.
I mean, it looks pretty good.
I feel like my team, I actually auto-test as well.
U-Trash?
And yeah, U-Trash.
Okay, GG's then.
I don't know though, because like, the thing is if Smolder is AD,
it's always AD. This folder actually has really good scaling with the Zorak. Okay, GG's then.
Zorak. Virrus. Sniper IE, IE. Red DV, IE. Pro Virrus is not even good, man. I just high rolled.
This game, Tray Tracker, Avenger the Fallen.
This game I'm just the fucking trubus air all over the place three item naces three of them bears three of them smolder
Level level nine little buddies with Vaughn my board is just straight up illegal man. I
Like isn't this actually illegal?
Okay
It's just a pilot diff well played shut the fuck up to you
Hey question mark, bro. Like you're just sitting there
Like a bro. You're not fooling anyone. I know you're sitting there just fucking laughing with milk
Look, I harassed my ass. Like, I don't get it.
How come every time I say something positive, you tell me to STF you, because you don't need it?
Wait, what one? I didn't even see it.
Oh, I saw towns.
You're right.
Hello?
You have sort of cloak?
I mean, double down when I have, uh, what's it called? It's not even good.
Like, isn't this a full gold opener, or is it still broken?
Maybe I can double down a win streak.
The fuck does that even mean?
Did I just win the game?
Double down?
Man, I just gave this guy a free prize, so I don't really...
Transfiguration, two tankies, half attack,
Karma's, come birds.
I'm contested close to that again.
Okay, I guess he says he's don't wanna climb then.
Okay, works for me, I guess.
I'm fucking last pick.
Hello, I have a question.
What, can I talk to you for a second?
What, okay.
So we didn't get a bow there,
and we have a BF as our item.
We still just played Callista, yeah?
I mean, I'm double down, I'm guaranteed to hit.
I'm gonna be first pick on Nescarcel as well.
I mean, bro, I mean, an idiot can play this shit.
Milk, milk.
Just listen.
When I fucking hit Rock on two, Callista two on four, one,
I just need one copy of Boer Rod and I'm back.
My disappointment is immeasurable.
I mean, I could go tier, I mean I don't really want to play open into Varus, but I mean, like, double down open into Varus, like, I mean, just wait man, like, just watch.
The game's over, buddy.
U-Trash.
Double down?
Yeah, it's a Callista game.
So it just gets a free 5-streak, really.
Now I just need one bow or one rod.
It's not kind of easy to get.
I mean, yeah, I'm also, I'm also down with Olden Bless, it's a free fucking win.
And if I get nothing then I'll play I'll probably play some karma or something
I could also play bearers like even try to be a place. It's not active though
To your belt. I've even tried half shogun. I have warm on scarred oils
Bro could this close even even into low key. Hey
Hey, I mean I go warm arms. I mean it's warm on scarred oils. I
Mean, I'm pretty sure this has to be like a fucking karma game or something man. Okay, just get me out
Unless I want to go like BT, like no, I mean Blue buff and then I'm gonna go Warmogs, Gargoyle, Tier, BF, Glove, Tier, Shodan, Shiv.
I don't want to accidentally win the round though. I'm kind of scared. Also, I didn't even buy this.
I'll buy this next round. Let me see.
Pack a rim. Maybe I can kill one unit.
Or no. Galio 2.
Yeah, fucking restart mission odds.
I did not kill a single fucking unit again.
Yeah, fuck it, making him specialist, I go straight to nine, fuck it.
I mean, honestly, teaming up, I get a component on, bro, comment bandages.
Oh, uh, oh, item collector, is that good?
Item collector one?
Is item collector one even good?
It's a 4.8.
Bro, I'm pretty sure I can't even play, what's it called, this game, man?
You're, I'm pretty sure I can't even play Calista.
I don't get it.
What's the game plan?
I mean, I'm going to play Shorjin regardless.
I mean, how, how about I just go bow on Carousel?
I think I'll mate.
I think I'll mate.
Hello? I would like to say something. What milk what? Can I help you buddy?
Okay, do you know what double down does?
It limits the amount of mistakes one can make yet you amaze me for when I win this game
You're not going to be saying anything
It's just it's just unreasonable man. Like when I win this game, they just
It's just so fucking sad man. Like watch this bow on karma. I'll just play karma
Like BF on Varus, I'll play Varus and yeah, Kalista with Bo where I owe a BF sword. Oh, I'll meet
I'll meet
I mean Kalista with BF. I can't even take that. I mean, I'm just gonna go bow and if I don't get ginsu
And if I don't get ginsu, I'm just gonna play. I don't know
I mean, I mean, I can go shiv. I can go red buff like it doesn't matter man. Like you can't miss
Yeah, I can't miss don't worry. I'm rolling 60 fucking gold
But I need to see what my my my cash out is and then and then I just went out. Yep
yep like if I get BS or I'll just play Varus probably like Shogun, Lassosperr
I probably have Warlock's fucking Gargoyle, man. Zap attack. I don't think I'm
killing a single unit. 3 item Blitzcrank. I have no anti-heal, I'm gonna kill it some
but I lost my double down already so I'm just down 10 gold.
42 that's okay my items are shit for
chrono okay am I just playing karma this
game probably I guess I could also play
this there's no frost I mean like
let me see like BS or its various bow
it's I mean no rod it can't be calista
I mean you actually can't miss here, mine is actually fine.
I won one round, I lost like 50 gold.
And now I think I'm 8.
33, that's a great glove tier, I'm not playing no 4 promo.
I got a chain and a cloak.
Oh!
Oh!
My!
I'm fucking 8!
Diana, Pair, Niko, Mace's, I'm not, I have a Louis on my board.
I just looked at my items.
What the fuck is the game plan?
I gotta drop Chain Cloak.
Chrono with Bastion, combat bandages, item collector 2, Bastion, aggressive, okay Karma
2.
I mean I just sit here and just pray.
If I win I win I lose I lose.
Like who the fuck cares?
I have Lilia, Bardot, Jaxo, Hecarim, Lilia, TK.
I mean okay you know what the bailout is?
I take a really good loss here.
I get my econ up then I just natural one win and then I just go and
Then and then on carousel you just hit him with the fucking the Diana to
GG
Oh
Why wow?
Wow
Warmogs gargoyle
that belt belt chain cloak glove chain tier BF bow tier cloak and I went bow on
carousel I got no rod no bow is that even my fault like is that actually my
fault no rod no bow really that's my fault whole game zero rod zero bow I
I mean I can't even roll for charm here belt belt bow tier tier BF like what does
this even do I I no matter what I have no bow no rod I have one bow that I took
from the previous carousel oh my just get me out I need help I'm a I got my
whole team shrouded this is one two karma two don't have a single bow or a
a single rod there's no Diana too now what I got a rod I guess what does that
even do how do I even play milio I can't drop drop move items on TK milio
double milio plus I mean Olaf plus milio is probably better than these two
I don't even have Olaf pair anymore I don't get it I don't have anti-heal gg
Like milk, let's say, okay, let's say you want to angle towards karma and you go tear on the first carousel.
It doesn't matter. My items, I even went bow on a three cost?
It's not like I was like, yeah, I'm just gonna get the bow later, time to play Callista, I'm just gonna take the Callista.
Like, bro, I don't have a single bow or rod!
Like, would you have gone rod? I mean, rod at least could make, at least make Morello.
If I'm playing off BF, I'm taking Glove.
BF, Rod, Glove, you just full open, like, double down into Varus? That's good.
Bro, you can't just no bow, no rod.
Callista, bro it.
Milk.
I feel like, I feel like you're actually hindsighting.
Like, I don't have a single bow or Rod the entire game.
Like, if I, if I have BF, Glove, and I just play, I play towards Varus, i.e.
play around even shroud I mean yeah but like it's double down into into like is
it is it actually correct to just say okay like I didn't get a bow on stage 2
carousel I I'm just gonna pivot to fucking Barus open into a 4-1 Barus that
like I feel like I feel like that's not even better than than playing I don't
like that's not even better I can just get I like I'm sorry I mean I didn't
get a single bow or rod the entire game and I still kept the other options
open and then my Wolves just drop me chain cloak again. Belt? Cloak? Tier? Tier? Glove?
I don't even know what my fucking... oh my...
And then I get to Wolves and those are my items. Bring back EWC Pro. I guarantee you if I had
double down and Kalista is the best comp in the game, I am going to fucking double
down and I'm gonna tell you guys I'm playing Kalista this game, I don't give a fuck.
You're gonna tell me that's bad like oh sorry I didn't hit a single bow or rod and then my walls yeah chaincloak here you go
Weren't the one on the team for the spot to know you had a casted in two opener
With the most blatant fucking casted in spot yeah, nah, I'm karma because karma was the best comp in the game
So how come when Calista is the best comp in the game I?
Can't find a single bow the entire game. You don't even need double ginsu man. I
I have Wormon's Gargoyle and a Trubus or Con. I just needed one rod that game. Just one rod. That's it.
ONE ROD!
Okay, I feel like if you don't have like Tray Tracker or any of like the Giga combats, like yes, man, it is.
I'll be back next set.
My fuck have been died. Also, I just realized even if I played
Even if I played Verisag game like you told me to, I'm gonna be loading in to play 4 Blaster
with even shroud shogun ie and in a fucking tank items on heck room nice I'm
winning out that game I would have I would have TK dual tank rumble glove
instead of instead of belt I wouldn't even have warm on his gargoyle I would
have even shroud protectors vow for more tank items gargoyles another two
tank items shoujin ie I'm yeah I'm definitely winning that game like a
broke one gets one calista is already better zero bone zero rod I mean AFK
when I have this is not even good man champion delivery you can't miss keepers
honestly isn't keepers into what's called Ashley good I have a heck of
Jax and Natcha, they don't give a fuck
I'm gonna keep this fucking building low
and Natcha don't give a fuck
My opener, Glove rod, I would have never forged
What is he playing? Whiskey moves
I'm just gonna keep playing
There's two people with Whiskey moves, I think both Quista
This guy's probably playing towards Varus, so I don't really wanna contest that
This guy's probably playing towards Quista, so I don't really wanna contest that
So who the fuck am I, like who am I contesting then?
I mean, I'm contesting Whiskey moves, that's a thing
Gargoyle, tier. This guy's probably also Kalista, but I mean he's not Econ Augment, so it's fine.
Yeah, whatever, fuck it. I'm just gonna play Ziggs then. Not really.
I mean, all I know is I have beggars, can't be choosers. I'm just gonna 3-2. I'm gonna have 2 Blaster in.
I'm gonna have 3 Ferion. And yeah, Royal Guard, I'm playing Kalista.
And Blaster plus 1, Arcana plus 1, I'm playing Varus.
GG! Oh, oh, oh! I mean, no matter what, I'm holding on to these fuckers.
Yeah, whatever, I don't care. And you're telling me I just don't slam anything?
I mean, bro, I have beggars can be choosers, you can't miss, man.
Rod, belt, glove. What the fuck do I go for on Parasol? I'm just probably always full.
Bro, I'm about to win out. You hit any of those, you just instantly win the game.
G? I mean, I'm arcana plus one odds, blaster plus one odds.
I have one out of three fairy. I'm fucking third pick at 88 HP
I'm just gonna save my fort and see what I have
Great the bow was on a fucking three cost. I mean maybe I can also I mean I can also take golden quest actually
But it has to roll tier two and I don't even know what's wrong here, too. I okay great the bow was third pick
I didn't get it
bro
I'm just gonna go glove fuck it rod glove
glove
In England towards Harris
Warwick 2
Tuh, can I even kill a single unit here? Maybe?
Bro, like no one cares about this for now, man. My board fucking sucks, and then I'll just reforge.
You think I kill one? Well, what is this?
Like this guy's Verus for sure, i.e. bow, bow, broad cloak, like ginsu, play around bow.
This guy's also full open into Cluster. There's two Clista players. So what? I'm just gonna contest Verus then?
Bro, this contesting Verus comp is not real, man. It's just a guaranteed 8.
So what's the plan?
I can play Karma I guess, I just reforged the glove, I can just TG some shitter.
Like a rod, belt, okay, I honestly, I'm just gonna play towards Karma, fuck it.
Risky moves.
Oh shit, I'm actually killing some units I think.
I mean, all I know is that beggars can be choosers, you can't miss.
Bro, what if there's Golden Quest though?
Like, don't I also want...
Don't I also want, uh, Arcana odds?
Bro, you can't miss, like, okay...
What's better, Blaster plus one or Arcana plus one? Blaster plus one, right?
Blaster plus one? Blaster plus one? Blaster plus one.
Like fuck Arcana plus one or is Arcana plus one better? I don't fucking know great to cloak again
and
Okay, tier am I just karma then
So why the fuck do I have?
Glove glove I mean whenever like how do you know I don't know what's it called a two-cost champion
Like fuck I just buy this like fuck I just buy it after the round starts. I mean I
I mean, I mean, Royal Guard is Royal Guard. That shit is not very balanced.
Okay, actually, I'm gonna be like five-way contesting them, though.
Is that actually good?
Morello, Glove, Tier, Cloak, Glove? I mean, I can also just go Double-TG. It's not even bad.
And then Morello, Playground, Tier.
I'm gonna take this provision here.
Oh, wait, oh, wait, oh, wait, oh.
That's fine. I can actually start winning rounds.
78.
And, yeah, Golden Quest. Fuck it.
Golden Quest.
too healthy, bigress, sleight of hand.
It's sleight of hand actually good.
Like I have three TGs.
Like are these TGs and then I just play towards Karma?
Oh that sounds kinda good actually.
Right?
Right?
Support Golem or support Golem better?
I mean I have three TGs and then I have Merlo
and then I just play around fucking tier.
Like yeah, I mean that sounds pretty decent.
I mean that sounds pretty good.
I mean yeah, I'm gonna roll these,
sorry I can roll them.
And yeah, GGs and Golden Gloss.
Yeah, Golden Gloss, Golden Gloss.
And Prismatic next, Lucky Gloves, games over.
What the fuck, I didn't even change my board.
Okay, sorry, sorry.
Where's my lucky gloves?
Oh, I made the wrong one.
Rod, belt, tear, cloak.
Should I just reforge cloak then?
Probably.
Fuck spark.
Hello?
Hello?
Bro, I would've won this round, man!
Oh my, this game is just not that good, man.
What the fuck is this?
My unit just sat there and did nothing!
Oh my- okay it's fine- okay get the fuck out of here.
Another block, great. And now I'm 8.
Not really, it's fine.
Bastion, Jinx.
Also, isn't Shiv better than, uh, isn't Shiv actually better than Blue? Probably.
Dude, Blue fucking sucks.
But I mean, am I really getting the Bow as last pick?
Probably not.
Aw, mate.
Bro, I would have won the previous round, I'd be on a 3-streak here and I could potentially 5-streak.
And now I'm just, uh, okay.
What is this garbage ass game? Nevermind I think I lost.
I did lose.
Okay. Also last round tied so I'm gonna get a 2-3 here.
Oh my gosh.
Like Karma with Glove, I get another TG.
There's not even a bow!
I mean it's fine, I'm my 4th TG.
Is that even good?
I just got bailed out.
It's even stronger than our half-spark.
4 blaster, here no bow, and back to Leeson, I lost with 4 TGs, Bastion, 16 to level.
I paid 8 gold to get a cloak.
Just get me out!
Like no tier, no, oh my!
No tier, no bow, no rod.
This guy's golden quest risky moves into golden quest
Huh?
Yeah, even sword I can show just I'm exactly like what the fuck is this shit. Oh
My I'm actually a time actually guaranteed eight. I mean do I even want preserve rods? I probably do on preserve rods
Actually, I'm gonna go for the rods. I'm gonna go rod and half some in a full spark. Oh my god
What the fuck is this shit?
Fuck off
How is this even allowed?
I mean if I go crown guard adaptive and then I don't even have preserver odds if I wanted like if I if I could
Just get me out
Just get me the fuck out. I don't have the odds for anything. His little buddy's good in this comp
Not really eventually fall in some fucking broken though. It's not like the best thing I could hit
Let's go third.
I want to change his every one.
Peck a rim.
I should have TG'd this, and then just spark ramble the...
Yeah, it's whatever it's doing.
Just look.
Just be look.
I mean, honestly, it's not even that bad.
I should have just front-line some piece of trash.
I mean, R is already better.
I just have 16 TGs.
I have a question. What? What's the question?
I'll mate.
I'll mate.
Is someone to get the what's it called, uh, in comp, uh, is, uh, I thought Avenger the Fallen was plus Delta in comp? Is that fake news or no?
Oh, I don't know. I figured I have infinite TGs, so it's like, like, all my units can carry or have the potential to carry.
And, uh, yeah. And if all my units have the potential to carry, surely one of them carries.
Where did my entire board go? I think he's six Hunter or Olaf too.
Also, I should have sold rides. I'm actually fucking gripping. I have a fucking bramble vest
Six hunter Olaf too. I'm loading in with a fucking bramble vest. Oh, I have two removers actually
The bows on a one cost both of the five costs are gone. Oh
Wait, oh wait, right. I already have spark. Oh fuck. Oh, I'm eight. Oh
That oh that can't be good. I whatever who dares just get me out. I'm already eight anyway
I can I can double-remover. Oh karma bear. What is this Olaf? Something something? Gensu
Shiv? Like okay let me actually double-remover here like what the fuck is
this? Spremble, spark, TV, what the fuck is this? Can I even afford this shit?
No? Okay. Vex too. I have a fucking barn on my board. I don't have a
a zillion I don't even know why I operated this shit can I just leave can
I just leave why do I even have a fucking what's it called my board
I'm not a caster just look at my board like what the fuck do these tgs do karma
too I don't have a zillion either
holding quest Diana too just look at my board in my back I don't know there's
no zillion in my back yeah whatever GGs QSS bow belt chain TG TG that's my
fucking that's my beggars can be choosers sleight of hand on Niko and Swain
like do I just roll I mean I probably just roll sleight of hand bro every
single time I have sleight of hand and I and I just stack TGs like that like like
oh yeah I have a TG time taking sight of hand I just relate like bro anything is
fucking better than that trash man what the fuck is this and I'm pretty sure
there was like three rolls behind the sleight of hand there's no way you miss
there's actually no way you miss my board is fucking garbage sleight of
Whoa, what is that actually meant?
Honestly, I'm kind of down to play a Warwick game.
Warwick, no, no, uh, what's it called? It's fine.
No vampire acceptor, it's fine.
You don't even need that shit, it's all good.
GG. Like, fuck it, a movable object?
Warwick game?
Alright, Freaky Friday. Okay, it's Freaky Friday even good on Warwick though.
I mean, it can't be bad.
I'm not thinking of this on 2-1. If I use because 1 less, game 3...
Yeah, whatever, I have 4 Warwicks.
Yeah, fuck it, just end the game.
Yeah, fuck it.
Oh, honestly, why don't I just push the level, so I don't get it?
Bo-Chain, Glove?
Okay, I mean, I'm not beating this guy, the fuck is this?
Build a button to...
Let me see what I hit. Like, if I hit a Warwick next round...
Cause I didn't go Tri-Force, Titan's QFS, and then...
What the fuck is this?
No Warwick.
Which pair? Namzi paired?
Shyvana, Elise.
Two, Jace.
Okay, permission to sell?
Okay, I'm just gonna sell.
Okay, also what the fuck do I do with Triforce then?
Oh my, I think I'm going 8 again.
I think I took Freaky Friday to full open.
And that's not what I go like casted in, dual carry, like, like, just play casted in,
but I feel like Triforce is not even good on casted in.
And I, like, fuck this Akali unit.
Okay, it's fine, it's fine.
Like I'll probably just play like Olaf plus like Fjord going on some bullshit and I don't fucking know I'm not made
But usually like you'd be playing it from Winstrike, but like I okay, I can hit Frost and I can also hit I
Can hit Frost and I can hit what's it called?
You can't miss
How do you man see and then try force on on Fjord Olaf duo?
They've been possible
Fjord Olaf duo I'm fucking last big. There's two bows. I
don't even know if I want that though. Okay, I actually wanted the BF here, but I mean it's fine.
It's not like both is terrible. I'll allow it. Oh, maybe you can actually play like Calista without
Five Fairy. It's probably not even bad. I have two and no, that's not charismatic, that sounds
fucking not like it. I'll make a... like Calista with Fiora Gwen instead of Five Fairy.
That actually sounds alright. Triforce, Chain. Lasso's for a low.
I beat this guy, if I level do I beat this?
I mean I don't think I beat this but I'm pretty sure I beat, do I even beat this?
I doubt it.
Great.
This guy for sure wouldn't beat, but honestly I probably could beat this, actually I don't
know this is kind of reading unit 3 items.
You were about to play that comp that averages at 3.5, what's the comp?
Wait I want a 1 for sure, wait I think I want anyway.
Wait I might be the worst fight judge of all time then.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Wait, hello? What's the comp?
I was gonna play Calista with, uh...
With some warrior frontline or some trash. I don't fucking know something.
Never mind people leave. Wait, what? Wait, wait, wait, wait, what's the comp?
Wait, what?
Four Krono Olaf? That's good?
Honey, Mansi... I mean, honestly, if I get 100 plus 1, I wouldn't even mind.
Four Krono Olaf averages 4.91.
yes very good 3.45 this is pretty much the comp but you reroll it oh oh like
reroll warwick with the thing oh I was even looking oh it's too late I already
pushed okay don't worry man I'm gonna be playing and don't worry I'll play
something I'll meet I don't even have frost was one odds yeah fucking like I
have tiny Titans or silver ticket you can't miss yeah fuck it yeah whatever
Yeah, nope. Okay, so what's the plan?
Silverbill? Great. If I set up some fire here, do I even win?
I mean, whatever, it's some fire regardless.
Actually, wait, this fight doesn't look that bad. Never mind, just go for it.
Okay, I lost anyway then. I think I'm playing...
Okay, does Calissa actually need
Ply Ferry? Yeah, I'm just gonna play 5, like
4, 2, 4, 4, 2...
Oh, I mean 4-1 per victim interval.
I... like, I... we... I...
If you hit Camille on 8, it's not bad.
What?
I have 2 Triforce.
And you just play like 3 Fairy with like Akali.
Akali, Katarina plus 1, 3 Multi.
Hecarim, Akali, Katarina.
Yeah, whatever.
I'll be playing that then.
And then Gwen Fiora, Triforce on both.
Yeah, fuck it random Olaf on the board as well
You can't miss buddy. There's no rod
My god, please please
Don't even want to like it. I don't even want to bow man like whatever it's half. It's fucking half for that time
Whatever the fuck I have BD
Perfect ever one turn rumble I
Before warrior what is for warrior do I don't fucking know and then nothing
straight up nothing
Bastion pro no
Bastion it's perfectly wrong one turn
What is making fun this turn my board is straight trash?
I mean I could also just run out of seven is play towards various and not really care
Try for a song
Yep
If I send up what's a little one this run
That's fine.
Study... Okay, isn't this study the hard thing? Actually kind of good.
I have a 4-1 perfect.
I guess I'm not that rich.
Nunu 2, probably 2.
Like, fuck, then I just attack 2, then.
I mean, Nunu 2 for 1 turn.
I don't think so, buddy.
I mean, Swing 2 is actually good.
Katarina.
Should I hold Nasus?
Triforce.
Bro, this Nasus even is not that good, though.
But, I mean, it's not terrible, I guess.
What the fuck happened to me, man?
It's gonna be 44 to level in 2 turns, no matter what.
I can 4-1 roll 40.
Which is not even that bad.
So close to 3 digits.
Prey, traitor from who?
I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm 3 digits after this game.
I think I can actually play like Hecarim, Akali, Akali, Hecarim.
I don't fucking know, man.
I don't even know why I took this stupid-ass Triforce Alch-Midamate.
I mean, I have Gensu, Perfect Nibble, 4-1, Bow, BF,
Okay, honestly, my items are fucking insane.
44, like, whatever.
It looks like I have no money, but that's because my board is, like, the worst fucking infinite.
Alright, Varus.
Rhizo.
Twitch.
Smolder.
Blitzcrank.
Nunu.
Lilia.
Whatever the fuck this is.
Yeah, whatever, fuck it.
I mean, my board doesn't even look bad!
Yeah?
Okay, who the fuck can I BET?
Alright, I'll just BET this piece of trash for now.
BT
Ginsu
Last Whisper GG
Army oh support golem. Oh blaster plus one and I'm playing six blaster with a fucking triforce triforce BT
I mean, it's better than sitting here with doing nothing. Is that even true though? I mean I have I
Get I get I you you address I I mean sure sure okay
Oh, no one's paying for that shit fuck off
And yeah you trash
Gain a component anvil
I mean don't don't I need some money though don't I need some moneys
But honestly like don't I actually have to buy this because it's gonna be my three items
Okay, it's my body will look that bad
Loki I
Mean the time was once are but like I'm pretty sure I can actually went out here
Like I'm still making 10 gold. I'm not even true zero and it is that have some like a game plan
I know like heck around Shen six blaster and then I can just go
heck a rim
Hecarim, Comkhench, Olaf, like if I want to drop this for this, but then it has to be Hecarim plus this and then I just
Play two blaster and then blaster some piece of shit
I'm one away from Charm so I probably should be rolling for it. Two shop re-rolls. I mean that's pretty good
Okay, and then next turn I'm about to just win out. I find one Hecarim, I just win out. Yes
Yes, and then I like I'll hit Ezreal too, and I just try for his try for his BT Ezreal. GGs. Ezreal frontline
Okay, GG's done. I'm fucking last pick.
Okay? No? No? Is Runaan's even better than GS nowadays?
I mean, okay, I found 6 Blaster. I feel like my Verus can actually pressure Brockline.
It's actually fine. Yeah, fuck it. Half of these are Econ. Who cares?
Okay, GG's done. Okay, Nasus too. I'm carrying Nasus too, I think.
I could Blaster Nasus. Is that actually good? Blaster Nasus?
It's like, surely I play Shave instead of Arcana?
Blaster or Nasus?
I don't have a single two-star on my board.
There's trash.
I can't really split the items though, that's the problem.
Bro, like, okay, fuck it.
Like I'm going nine, yeah, fuck it.
That was, that's four gold.
And if I can go nine here, I actually just went out.
And like, my frontline's not even bad anymore.
I've seen worse.
G?
G!
Rock on two?
Can I kill that?
I'm carrying a fucking...
My front... Oh, okay. Sorry, guys. My front line is an aces.
Bro, he's not even that squishy, though, I think.
How the fuck can I kill this stupid ass rock on? I don't get it.
Bro, like, I just don't get it, man. How... His prismatic is tiny as fucking Titan, man!
His prismatic is tiny as Titan with...
One, two, three, four, five, Eriscan, so I can't even, like, there's no reason for me to roll an eight.
Uh, Callisto with Hodge. The fuck is he even playing?
Okay, it's okay.
I mean, I need to go 9 and get Zerathin.
If I can get Zerathin, my board's actually here.
Okay, I mean, I don't know how the fuck I expect to go 9.
With this trash-ass board.
I have a Blastered Niko on my board.
Tri-Force, Tri-Force, VT, like, Shogun, Tri-Force, VT, and then I go, I frontline Ezreal.
I'm going there.
I mean, I'm plus 6.
EXP, so, intervals are slightly off.
Holy fuck.
Man, this ain't blight.
I can't even hit Varus too. Hello, I'm 8.
he's subscription service I mean like I mean I can't roll but the thing is he's
uh well I think it's actually he's trying to go for three stars I'm doing
he has six various oh okay I mean let me let me just summon this for this turn
what the fuck my my Tom could actually cast him good job man I'm small
they're primary oh I'm not going nine anymore this guy had a six this guy
6 Varus
So six varus is are back in the pool, and then I can also hit tk2 gets three three tk's as well
I'm just gonna just sit here and just go fucking zero. I mean I might as well just take one econ augment
What's my hk37? Yeah, whatever good enough GGs what I get a twitch theory is that even bad?
It's not good. Oh tk2. That's pretty good, and I'm gonna zero rumble. I don't even rumble to the end
Yeah, you crash
I mean I could just sell... yeah fuck it Blaster the dude?
but I feel like it's not even bad anymore.
okay that's not even bad.
now just chain triage I... sure.
I mean it's not even... honestly I should roll once for...
like maybe there's a smolder.
okay so I mean like now I know for sure I'm not going to win what's it called.
uh, Varysuncarousel.
so I will go smolder.
I'm just not even gonna...
okay so where does the smolder at?
Where the fuck is a single fucking damage item? What?
The fuck oh
my oh
My oh my I mean honestly is Titans even bad they did buff Titans AP scaling
GG. Oh, I got all I can play
I mean, it's my point even that bad six blaster various to
I try for his BK, Nasus, I mean it looks pretty tanky.
Yeah, you trash.
I might be back in the game and then like if I hit smolder 2 I'm actually back.
Okay, looks like I'm still 4 digits maybe.
You never know buddy.
I'm just sitting here donkey rolling for, I mean I'm rolling for charm but...
I'll go now what?
Now I don't have a third item on my dude.
Shoujin Titans.
Oh god, these items.
I can double remove and go titans on front line, I can try for his backline, yeah?
I just looked at it, I just saw Morgana too I think.
Oh my, I'm fighting him, I'm fighting him.
I'm a, this is the guy that's got, this place?
This wasn't even that, that one sided.
The fuck?
Okay?
And?
Is this even good by the way?
Like blast around some piece of shit?
I mean the problem is like I'm gonna have to remake this. I mean, I'm just gonna play strong this board right now
I fuck this I
Don't think I'm gonna survive an extra turn. I mean as I killed it
I mean, I took this fucking Triforce augment with no game plan. Like if I re-rolled warwick warwick twitch
That was I was I back you think you think I was back or no
What's the board you re-roll like warwick blitz
Cogmaw
twitch
Okay, what's the board?
Yeah, yeah exclude van. I mean it's Warwick. I
Mean hey that looks pretty good
3.89
Kinsu Titans QSS
Blue buff red buff ie tier tier bow bow BF glove
Bow rod glove cloak bow chain. I mean 3.94 baseline like that's pretty decent. Isn't it actually pretty decent check top comps
QSS, Storax, Playrate 0.03
I mean, I'm kind of down to just play it.
Is, uh, with Gensu? Okay, I'm on Twitch or no.
I mean, okay, true versus Gensu Titan's QSS.
Is that actually enough healing?
Apparently gained, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Oh, it has heal, oh, okay, it just heals.
Okay, yeah.
Okay, and then, what was the other one?
Gensu, Gensu Titans.
I don't know how to get all these.
Gensu Shoujin, Gensu Shou- Gensu Shoujin, IE.
Oh, blue seems kind of good. Blue, D, E, IE.
Blue, last whisperer, GS, last whisperer, IE.
Blue, last whisperer, IE.
Blue, IE, GS. IE, IE, blue, IE.
Okay, it fucking clicked. I'm back then.
I was gonna go gold stuff, I was gonna hard force it, fuck it.
Yeah, it's a Warwick time. Warwick Twitch.
What other units? Oh, I have no idea.
How do I check?
Alright, it's- it's- why is six- what the fuck?
Wait, shields up and you just hard force six vanguard?
Okay, I think I clicked them.
Shields up Warwick reroll.
Okay?
I mean, two Warwicks, that's pretty good.
Wait, but if you're playing six vanguards, I don't understand.
I mean, I'm playing Twitch duo carry for sure.
So how do I play like vertical vanguard with- with Twitch?
You just don't care about Hunter?
Oh, Olaf?
Oh.
4.2.
Do you reroll Blitz 3 as well?
I mean, probably. You might as well. It's free as fuck.
Yeah, I don't really care about it.
I'm not gonna level...
Oh, I twitch as well.
I saw the, uh, the chance of the, uh...
Oh, scoreboard scrapper.
Okay, like, how bad can scoreboard scrapper be?
And then you just open this, like, the first few rounds,
and you get extra AD and AP, and you're scaling on both?
Like, isn't it actually good?
Yeah?
Yeah, GG's then.
Oh, shit. I mean, I'm not gonna get stashed until after I got hit anyway, so who the fuck cares? GG!
If I get opened on the first round, I'm just an FF.
Like, if I fight open on round one, I'm out of here.
Oh, nice.
But this way also has scoreboard scrapper, though.
Guys, the war is not gonna scale regardless. Look at my items.
It's not scaling, believe me.
I mean, I don't mind losing to this, but the problem is...
The problem is, if other people win, then I'm out.
Also, bro, this guy has...
Oh!
Oh no!
No, no, no, no!
Please, please, please!
Like, if I lose my scoreboard scrap here, like, that is not good for me.
Anyone?
Okay.
That's pretty good.
And, yeah, I just hit.
Not bad.
There's so many Warwick's in- in, like, it's fine.
Actually, he's sold, I think.
Actually, this guy has three three.
Three Warwick, three Twitch.
This guy has one Warwick, two Warwick, three Twitch.
Or one Twitch.
warwick that's fine and this 30 something just straight up 30 copies like you can't
miss okay and then okay can someone tell me the board it's a vanguard vertical
vanguard warwick twitch cap around Olaf like warwick twitch for vanguard
for vanguard six vanguard Olaf is it not arcana warwick twitch where's
twitch twitch warwick twitch great the bow is gone now I'm eight I like
Glove cloak, bow rod, bow chain, 3 cost tier, I mean boobuff is also good, I mean 3 cost glove is also good, 3 cost tier, like boobuff is true based on twitch, boobuff, bow rod, bow chain, glove cloak, bow rod, bow chain, glove cloak, I should have won glove then, okay I'm fucked, okay anyways, okay the warwick twitch I might as well just hold blitz, like galley or rumble,
And then I cap around 6 Vanguard plus, I mean 40 Gold that's pretty good I'd say.
Bo-rod Bo-ro-d Bo-chain.
Bro I don't have a bow man.
How am I supposed to play this with no bow?
Like the baseline is I need a Gensu or I can't play the game.
You don't need Gensu's really?
I mean then I don't need QSS plus, I mean either way like it's fine.
Twitch is gonna dual carry, I have a scoreboard scrapper.
Ya can't miss.
Okay here's the plan, if I don't get a Gensu I'm allowed to pivot.
Deal?
Like, if I don't get a bow, like, don't I have to pivot?
I don't understand how I'm supposed to play the game.
Like, I mean, like, who the fuck is my carry?
The fucking Twitch is not solo carry and shit.
QSS Titans was hurricane could work LOL.
Ah.
The bow bow.
The bow bow could also work.
Nice.
Then why don't I just make ginsu then?
Bow?
Bow and I'll commit.
I'm just saying, bow please.
Bow and I'll commit.
I just got a belt. What the fuck am I going to do with a belt?
Okay, what is this shit?
Bro, should I just commit anyway?
Okay, let me figure out what my items are going to be.
What?
Half ginsu? Half ginsu?
Like, Storax is fucking trash.
Yeah, I'm good.
I... I... you know what, actually fuck it.
Let me actually just not level this turn.
Because how do you know...
How do you know that there's no Pandora's items?
do you know that there's no Pandora's items? GG. Starex is great on Olaf?
Question mark? Ah, we're playing Warwick Reroll? Warwick Twitch Duo Carry? But let's
start itemizing the Olaf. What the fuck? Hello? Oh my... I mean I have five
Warwick. Like if I get Pandora's items, I'm actually kind of down to just play Warwick.
Okay this trust was someone I'm out of here. GG's. Unleash the Beast.
Support Golem. Also I have like the most insane setup for it as well. What the fuck is this?
You know what's actually broken is
Is that one thing Frost uh Frost was the same. I should have just frosted my
GG's then. I should have frosted the the Blitzcrank.
All right, well this game's a guarantee top four. I'm 50 gold. I have Ward 2, Twitch 2.
My items are Shogun, Merlo, Frost, Karma, Crown Guard, Diana that I'm gonna find on 7th
because I'm high rolling.
So the game feels bad for me.
And then I just need, and I just start building towards some Olaf items.
And it's just a win out.
Oh.
Bro, it's not even actually good.
That guy just straight up missed everything.
Also, yeah, fuck it, Random Ass War 3.
It's a little player nothing.
Oh, okay.
GG's then.
And yeah, Olaf.
feels bad for me. BF on a fucking one cost. BF on a- I should have just taken the cloak.
It's half a spark and half BT. But I mean, BF sort of has half sterax, half the thing. Like,
okay, is it like- it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. That's actually good. It's actually good.
GG's. One cost BF, not a problem. That's half BT, half sterax, half GA, half everything.
Half everything. Actually half everything. It's fine. Like, if anything, I'm glad
I'm glad that he took the cloak, not really, because I think I just gave him a Kalista.
Yeah, I get the fuck out of here.
Stupid as where was the first thing to sell.
Your spot is insane. I mean, I'm aware. I've been Scorbert Scrapper the entire game as well. GG.
Okay, I mean, the Scorbert Scrapper is probably going to be done soon.
But, actually, that's not even true. Like, basically, if you can be bottom four going into neutrals, it's worth infinite.
Because you can, I mean, I can also still play towards Frost Varus.
If I hit Varus too, the problem is, I mean, it's still fine.
Because I can just go Shogun Brallo on Hui, and then just play Frost Varus, it's fine.
But anyways, you get it on Neutrals, but I mean, I'm not gonna play for it.
And then I just forward through it.
I already have Warwick 2, Twitch 2, Zilean 2, I have my entire fucking board set up.
So it looks like I'm 4 here, like I'm only 40 gold.
So you're like, oh, like you're only rolling through, it probably doesn't fucking matter, I already have my entire board.
way to fucking resilient to twitch to work to get to use the upgrade oh yeah
you just you don't really play for it as long as you get scoreboard scrapper
the first half of the game like whatever
he's oh nice okay still scoreboard scrapping I think I'm going forced oh
oh hey hey
wow oh laugh oh laugh i mean i can go oh oh a b d i mean the problem with with
removing it right now okay also how is him what's it called that's fine
how is um i mean i have another one to remake how is uh it's us it's fine
or should i like what am i like what am i even reading for it's for sure okay
Glove, cloak, shogun, morillo, plus, oh man I've lost anyway. That's okay.
I'm not even rolling a lot, not really. I'm rolling a good amount.
Hunting frenzy, shy and vertically inclined keepers, capricious forge.
You're hunters, I'm playing one fucking hunter on my board man.
Yeah whatever, I'm gonna hit something. Bro, like I, I, I make, I make.
Capricious Forge. I mean Portable Forge? Does that... I... Portable Forge? Capricious Forge.
Pro, like, I had to... I just... I... Okay, honestly. Alright, DD? Or, okay, is this
suspicious treasure go fucking broken on this unit? Yes, man. It is. I have a fucking...
this dude on my board. I mean, that's fine. Like, the moment I find... I'm gonna roll
30 gold karma preserver you trash I mean no matter why I need to roll more like
this is unacceptable it's actually acceptable I don't even want to hold
these also yeah like a why am I not playing Bastion I don't know I'm playing
a fucking shape shifter for my swing one is your board even bad I mean it's not
good like my nine that my nine is just straight up fake news my nine would be
like I would be able to roll but the thing is like I think that the thing
is with frost the thing is with frost plus one sorry I mean I can I can actually
hit everything like I mean Olaf is not contested and then also and then also like
you can hit karma to and then you can play a preserver plus karma to and you
play frost karma and I'm holding the place to remake and then also you can
hit like there's two and then there's two is a various two and then like you
can easily hit Olaf to and then you go nine and then you have infinite HP and
then if you happen to make it a five five and there's like a frost plus one
that's your wincon I mean nace is paired but not that I'm paired like no
matter what I'm gonna just send it. Morgana, Swain, Paired. I'll be various to him
done rolling. Which means I don't even care about, I don't even care about
swapping items off of Karma anymore. Also how many stats does that have? Four? I'm gonna
just go for gold. And then now I'm kind of down to just try to Econ up.
Because now I like I can just sell this for Econ because I'm not gonna
remake this trash yeah and try to go nine for Marana for this Olaf what the fuck
is going on I should I just tell Marana then make 30 make 30 make 40 because it
means it doesn't even have to be this unit it's a naked Varus it's fine how many
loss are in the pool I'm a shen to it I definitely don't want to roll again
this was a stretch boat I don't even know how many all of us are gone a lot
or not. Alright, I just scouted. How many are gone? I think this guy is the only guy
with Hunter. How many did he have? He has a total of zero.
If Frost Karma is stronger, I mean it just depends what you hit first. Like if I had
Frost Karma then I would just be playing Morgana and instead of Shen for Baskinon
I'd just be playing Preserver with Karma, Zilean, and then I would remake the Hui
and be Shouji Merlo Frost Karma 2. And then yeh.
But I mean, from this spot, I don't really want to roll, I'm not even Olaf paired.
If I'm Olaf paired and there's zero Olaf gone, I'm just fucking sending.
But every turn that I'm just sitting here making econ, if I hit Olaf 2,
or every turn that I'm just sitting here, if I can go 9 and roll fucking 30 gold, I'm just gonna go 9 then.
Which it seems like it's gonna be 9 regardless, 9 on automatic components, I mean.
One roll.
I mean, the king shield...
Okay, is this actually good, by the way? Your team gains a thousand to king shield over some time?
I mean it's six gold which is a lot but this thing is like no matter what am I not nine on six five five
Six gold is crazy for that
Yeah, honestly fuck it like I'm not just sack like who the fuck cares I
Don't think I don't think it's gonna change the fight. I'm pretty sure this shit is just straight trash
Like hot trash because I get stronger with this process and then I have fucking problem over here
That's not just be six gold for free man
Shit's a need like I'm not even kidding. I don't even think that's a death by the way
Like I like it's not even a dip no joke like bro. You it's like it's actually not I can't kill it
Okay, I mean I'm buying this shit. This is a fucking instant win
Okay
Like I'm not for an instant win and yeah GGs then you trash
glove cloak
Fuck the QSS
Club cloak belt. Is that even good? I like what?
No, I can not
No, I'm a lovely mess turn and I'm gonna just fucking send it
64 to level warwick
Brought oh, it doesn't work. There's there's a stage five five can never have full items and it doesn't it doesn't break the spats anyway
But you can't you can't break these and it's that it never has a singular components
But on on six five you can get like the singular spats
Yeah, fuck a four blaster
I don't need some fucking what's it called?
Yeah, I fucking love a 4 Blaster. Bro, what is this shit? Hello?
Okay, whatever, 4 Blaster is not even that bad. Blaster on some dude.
I mean, I can play, I can play not 4 Blaster and play, like, Blaster Olaf and I just drop the QSS.
Is that even right? No.
Also, if I hit Briar too, then I'm just gonna drop down to, I just don't play Varus
and I can play 2 Blaster for free.
I'm fighting for I have four blasters. Do anything not really I
Think my my all of us are getting one shot. I think I just got delayed earthquake on
My entire board is gone. Am I still two lives? Probably. I mean, I don't have all off to
Okay, okay all off to do in my back. I mean does nothing. I mean, it's actually good
Does nothing honestly, do I even care?
I don't even want to play, I don't even want to play for Blaster, but I'm 2-4. I didn't kill a single unit, I think I'm dead. I just got dumpstered by fucking, I don't even know what.
I'm about to hit here. You can't miss. And watch this.
Like as soon as I get a like Gigabus here.
I'm just gonna self swing, no one cares about swing, yeah.
20 old, you can't miss. I'm 4 blaster for mana reduce fine.
Yeah, double Diana, fuck it. Okay, is JJ even bad?
Yeah, whatever fuck it. I mean I have more than enough AD like it's fine
scoreboard scrapping
with uh
With the four blaster like squirt like I mean the frost seven frost like I mean my board actually looks pretty decent
I will allow it ggs and then now I just have to stack two rounds here
Bro, I mean I don't have enough money to actually roll for a real Charm and I'm eight
I mean, I just have to win two rounds. I get frostless one on carousel
I can get spat on carousel or floss was one drop four blaster nine for us like come on man. Just two rounds gg's
Can I even beat this guy?
maybe
Ggs then
All right, just one more round. Come on. I don't like watch this just watch this I
Mean, I'm pretty sure I actually lose to this guy regardless
I I don't think I can actually kill this tank. So I mean I might as well
Yeah, we just watch this a huge if I fucking some other garbage. Yeah GGs
fuck is this I don't even I oh that is not good for me oh wait my Shen just
walked up and CC the jinx pause champ you are trash buddy you trash and watch
this what I want okay it's not even good then man like I could there was
about to be a spat? I don't get it. I don't get it. Look, I was about to go in nine frosts man.
Can I ask a question? What? How come you had Shoujo Moro on Hui in chat said nothing? Oh
wait. Oh yeah wait, why did I move Shoujo Moro to Varus? Okay but to be fair I hit the
bears pretty late. Like I actually hit it pretty late. Oh wait. Oh wait, no I didn't.
Oh sorry, I'm gonna ban everyone.
I'm hungry.
How many times is it?
When does uh, is there worlds tomorrow as well?
Worlds schedule.
Who is this?
Mad Lions vs PSG Talon.
I don't care.
Okay, I don't care about either of these teams.
And then what's the next one?
Bro, I don't care about either of these teams as well.
Bro, when the fuck does the actual teams play?
October 3rd?
Is that right?
Me and Setsuko are gonna put $500 on T1 every single game until they lose.
Fuck.
And then if they lose?
Yeah, then whatever.
It's a- if the um, but honestly if the odds are just like trash, like there's no reason
to, like I don't know.
I have a question.
What?
Can you call milk for 5 minutes?
I think you need a stern harassment to get back up.
Bro, like, I'm not actually back.
Okay, if I don't autopilot for one fucking game,
like, like, bro, I'm just sitting here,
just jamming the 180s, man, like, come on, man.
I mean, I didn't want to say it,
but like, look at, just look at me, man, just look.
You can't even see me right now.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no.
Do you want to do a wager?
Actually, set to go fuck it, just wager me, fuck it.
You give me?
Until, until World starts for 1700.
October, like the actual World, like the actual, like, teams playing, not, not the fucking trash players.
Okay, what do I get if you lose?
I mean, what is one-to-one odds?
5k.
Okay?
Deal?
Okay, it's actually locked in.
October 3rd.
So it's, it's, it's the moment the, the World's like the, the whatever the fuck.
1700.
Deal?
Okay, GG said, I'm back!
Okay, okay, like I mean it's actually locked in
Here here's the okay. How about this if I lose I'll pay for your I'll pay for your your business ticket to to Macau
Or ways I don't even how much that is how much you need is that is that around pocket or no?
G G
Okay, I'm locked in then you trash
Hold on what?
Hold I know your LP says 1042, but you're playing milk
Okay, no, do you want to join in the wager if if I get 1700 by the times the actual players play our worlds?
You buy me a watch
There is no way you're getting to 1700 in five days. Okay, then okay, then then wager me then I'm going to a
Business class to a cow from Virginia is 20k
Why?
No, I mean I'm not buying that then the fuck. Oh, that's first. No, what's fine first class man like relax
20 fucking days. Yeah, okay, buddy. Can I join? No, because the thing is I don't want to I don't want to give you
The thing is if I do lose I don't want to give you money, bro. Fuck you rat. Really mad
Ultramad. Okay. Hello, that's not so good. Can we actually change it to 1650?
Okay, I feel bad
1650. Okay, if you feel bad then you want to just do 1600 locked. Yeah, fuck it 1600 locked. Yeah, fuck it
Okay
1500 okay, well I'm your 1600 and fuck it like alright 1550 that fuck yeah, whatever 1500 yeah 1200
Like my true you know was 750 man like it broke 200s my peak
So like let's just let's just lock in 1300 what happened to him. He's actually
Okay, okay, okay, okay 1600 1600 locked
Let's do a friendly
I mean do you actually want to do 5k cuz I am I like I feel bad stealing 5k from you
Like even like the thing is if I lose I'm not saying I'm rich or anything
But like a broke 5k I couldn't care less man
But the thing is like I'm not saying that you're poor or anything, but I feel bad taking 5k from you
So like you want to like I'm not I'm not trying to lower the
What's it called? I'm not trying I'm not trying to lower the the stakes because I'm scared
I'm trying to lower the states because if I do win I feel bad
Bro, it's not it's not ego man
all right
All right enough me been around if you guys all want to help me in chat, please please feel free
But please only try to help me if you don't fucking suck at the game if you don't fucking suck I
Need I need people that are actually good at the game trying to help me like I don't want some idiot
Just loaded in the yeah, chain cloak love to healthy caretakers favorite big games
Yeah, I sold my I sold my it's fine
I'm just going to go to this land.
Skorward Scrapper open, Zhonya's into whatever.
I can still play towards Kalista if the lobby isn't Kalista heavy.
I don't even think there's a single Kalista player.
I'm pretty sure this guy's Varus, Zampatak, Sampire, play around BF, maybe Varus as
well.
This guy might play Kalista, but he doesn't have a Vova or a Rod.
This guy's probably Kalista, Zhonya's, Skorward Scrapper open, I'll get Twitch
too if I just change it over there.
i don't really want to play towards verus because this loser has i mean oh he's
probably score was covered in the close actually
says also close to this is probably verus
zap attack
all right i'm actually gonna go ahead and pull up the stats real quick
see what's going on with the true viscous or verus
if i have
like last whistle or even trout elsewhere
let's say i have even trout
verus, tom, kench
fuck this that's a true business what also that one vanguard that I didn't buy
is is sort of great for my game now or like I sold the gallows because I could
hold J's pair and then now I'm not vanguard and I'll meet I don't get it
but what is this shit in anyways oh god this is a strong I hope not
i.e. i.e. red, i.e. shoujin red.
why does it say last whisper is true best even if you have even tried?
how's that even allowed?
i didn't kill a single unit.
hello? i think i made it.
wait what?
look at me.
what?
what did i do wrong?
i didn't even start the game yet.
nothing? it's fine.
Wait what?
Wait what's wrong?
Wait wait wait.
Oh yeah I feel like I didn't, what, like hello?
What did I do wrong?
I don't get it.
That's why I just gave me a Mordekaiser with a flop.
Okay.
I probably just always play towards the rest of the spot
though.
Two loss, Jax, Lilia.
And the spot actually looks really good.
I don't really like Gargoyle though.
I feel like Gargoyle fucking sucks.
Oh well I should have made Gargoyle.
Or is that it?
Wait, what?
It's not that, I just feel like you're in the wrong mental state.
So I don't get it.
And we're trying to lead Kalista
with no boat or rod playing off glove.
I mean, I can, I mean, I can play Kalista.
If there's zero, like if I scout around
and there's four various players
and let's say there's zero Kalista players,
then why don't I just play Kalista?
What's wrong?
Get to the last whisper.
Oh, I'm good.
But I mean, if it's even, I mean, I'll play towards Varus.
Which I am.
I just sold my, what's it called?
I just sold the what's it called, man.
And now I'm eight.
Hunter, ooh, buff, what the fuck?
I kind of want Hunter.
Oh my, what the fuck is this shit, man?
I'm eight.
I don't want more frontline items.
I mean, I guess I could also play towards,
what's it called?
I could also play towards,
Bro, I'm not trying to play fucking IE Fiora and just play towards Karma like...
I'm in blue buff on this and play towards Karma.
I mean, I can save these items, it's fine.
My Protector's Vow, Red buff, Shogun, it's fine.
I'm gonna just 42 fucking Sen.
Freaking gold.
Okay, honestly...
Do I even want...
Bro...
What?
Okay, milk! What?!
Bro, you were about to get fucking banned.
You were about to get fucking banned.
No joke. Okay, honestly, is BlueBuff even bad?
Is it like a guaranteed temporary, and you just, like, is BlueBuff smaller good or bad?
Is BlueBuff smaller good or bad?
Okay, it's not actually good, man. Like, it's not actually good. Fuck that. I can seven in two turns.
Did he make the wrong item or right item?
Yeah, no shit.
What? I mean, there was no BF and there was no, there was no chain. I thought we were going hodge red.
Or hodge...
Oh, I mean, you know, even if there's a chain, you're not gonna chain.
I'm so fucking sunlocked I just doubled for nothing, but I mean it's fine
Okay, bro. Okay. I I'm about to just fucking ban your ass. I what did I even do wrong? I don't understand
What the fuck did I even do wrong?
There's no bow. So I mean I didn't I didn't go red buff. I didn't even hold this
All right, I'm broken Jack fuck this
Shoshun Lasso's for IE. I'm on a three straight quick bucket.
Kill the stupid ass here.
Hope I get a BF or bow or glove.
Double IE, Lasso's for Shoshun IE IE.
What the fuck did I just buy?
Oh, okay, that's fine.
I didn't buy the uh, what's it called though?
Tracks 2.
Actually, I'm pretty sure I can play 5.
I'm gonna lose that.
I didn't play 5 for us.
I didn't play 5 for us.
And now I'll meet.
I can play 5 for us.
That's what I've lost my zhonya's.
I think I lost anyway.
Oh, this is not good.
If I had 5 frost I could have won this for sure.
Who is letting this cast again, man?
There's no play chrono.
Does chrono even do anything?
Not really.
I don't want blaster out to nester in for sure though.
Bro, I just lost my streak for no reason.
I'm pretty sure I could have actually won this round.
I know for sure I could have won that round.
Getting one more.
I'm only one way against it.
I need blaster rods in 4 or 8, yeah whatever fuck it, also I don't have arc nods in, IE,
IE half whatever. Shen, Taric. Okay, E.F. Rod. Loss, loss. Rumble, Tristana. He'll laugh on one
Varus. Munkah. W. Jax, Quay, Taric. Jax is just a little buddy. I'm not gonna play two stars, two stars.
Or...
Nope, never mind.
I do too.
My entire board is one star.
I'll meet.
My board fucking sucks.
Little buddies.
Olaf, Ari.
Okay, so what's the plan?
What's the plan?
Rumble's better than that.
I mean, next turn I'm gonna sell that for sure.
I'm playing Brocon.
Two.
I have one Varus, Kalista too, great he's Varus too, I'll make it, but I can play Rumble TK and then Hecarim instead of Zilean and then I just don't play, honestly I just don't play a preserver, no one fucking cares, I don't have to play 4 Blaster I guess, I don't even know what that's true.
This is my board. I'm not playing Arcana. Also my units aren't even together. My last
was even with Nude.
Rod, Belt, Arie, Trash, Trash, Trash, Zilean is Preserver, he gave one Hecram already.
And for this board it goes 9. There's one.
It is Little Buddies though.
Zirath, Morgana, how many little buddies? 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 2, then I'm together.
Zirath, TK, Zilin to the 1-0 grid, Tristana, but you and I aren't even together, man.
They just, what the fuck?
Can someone help me? Like, surely I'm not gonna sit here?
There's no way I'm gonna sit here in Donkey Roll for what's it called, right?
Like, I just roll for two barris, really?
Like, surely not, right?
Like, three barris are gone?
Hello?
But I mean, like, what am I supposed to do here?
I don't get it.
My spot looks like it fucking sucks.
I mean, it's 9 for sure, and then I just go R E plus 1.
Once it's coming out of the hole.
Well, yeah.
Like, sac 1, go 9.
I mean, TK pair, roll once or charm.
Heck of a rim, as well.
Unless I wanted to say fuck little buddies, Hecarim plus 1, and Arcan is already better.
Is D.Coyne even in this lobby?
I'm just playing a fucking...
If this is a what's it called diff, I'm going to be not very happy.
I mean it's not.
Like I'm pretty sure I have to just sit here and roll until Varus do.
Because I can also hit TK2 and just drop the rock on.
That's fine.
20 gold.
Okay well, hope I hit 10.
All 5 costs.
Smolder. I'm not even paired.
When the early second knight is 5-5, I won't even make it to 5-5.
I am not even paired. Great.
10 gold. Not even Verus paired. The other guy just hit
Verus 2 for free. Oh, actually I think he just died with 2 Veruses.
Oh, okay. This guy hit Verus 2 and he's still losing every round.
Okay. Confessing Verus. GG's.
I don't really want to sell, I don't really want to play, uh, what's it called, the other
knock-off?
Zillian 2?
Very cool.
Very cool.
4 Blaster, 3 Preserver.
So why don't I just play Callista every single game?
I don't get it.
Like if I were in Rockon 1, Callista 1 here, like yeah I'd hit Rockon 2, but let's
say I'm in Rockon 1, Callista 1.
Wouldn't I actually win every single fucking round if I had doubled into?
Like, I'm the... we three-way contested, and I think we went 5-7-8.
Because Varus won, if you don't hit Varus 2, what's the game plan?
I fucking hate Varus.
The biggest 1-star, 2-star diff, I'm aware!
So, when I open the game with Chain Cloak Gloves, and I scout, and I'm like,
hey, if there's no Kalista players, I'm gonna lean towards Kalista.
And I get flamed by milk for that?
Like, is it incorrect to scout and be like,
hey, I don't want to play Kalista with this glove?
Wait, what?
No claim to you for that.
Yes, man!
He said I have glove, bro, Milk just hates Kalista.
Milk is like the biggest Kalista hater,
but I feel like, I feel like it's completely valid
to be like, hey, if there's one Kalista player
or zero Kalista players,
even though the glove is not ideal
and double ginsu is true bis on Kalista.
If you can get bis items from Augment,
that's what I'm saying, man.
I mean, you know what happens when Varus gets contested?
You know what happens when Varus gets contested?
It's a fucking giga eight.
It's a fucking giga eight.
This Varus unit is fucking trash.
I mean, no, Varus is really good.
Like, bro, like Varus two first,
Varus two first, Varus two first.
But the problem with Varus is Varus one is not a unit.
It's just not a fucking unit.
Like, I'm not saying Barris is back.
Like Barris is really good.
Like people are angling it for a reason.
But when you don't hit Barris too,
how you can't kill anything?
So same problem with Kalista.
I mean, that's weird
because the guy that has fucking Kalista one,
or Rock on one, Kalista two is just full streaking.
I would have played Kalista that game.
People shrugged.
I got harassed for scouting to see
if there were Calista players.
Because I don't want to play, like I don't even want to play two-way contested Varus.
Gigi!
Bye-bye!
I don't get it, I just don't get it. I feel like my opener was actually fine.
But if I don't hit Varus too, like what the fuck is the game plan?
It's a 5-7-8.
Honestly, this Soraka unit's not even that bad.
Hi dude.
Honestly, nah, that's not true. I'm just gonna full open. I have half ginsu. Yeah, I'm opening then. Oh, okay. GG's then.
I want to hold this casted in. How do I hold the casted in? I can't.
Loki, I can play casted in as well. Nashus too.
I mean, bow chain, bow belt, BF.
I mean, I don't want to do tricks like that. I'm just- Okay, yeah, that's fine.
I don't even have faith that I'm gonna kill anything.
Yeah, it's a Callista game. GG's then.
Econ, it's basically Econ opener. GG!
I should kill some units. Oh, good shit, guys.
I actually lost a gold, I think.
It's learning to spell into whatever, multi-striker, vanguard.
Looking for a bow.
Caretaker's glove.
EF, cloak.
Clear mind, bow, chain.
Really, a 2-1 bench.
Wukong, Ezreal play. Oh, it's just, uh, yours is 2-4.
I'm just making 2-1ing.
If they gave me like two of the same three costs, like then I can play towards like...
Then I can like Niko and maybe play Streak, but like, you know.
I'm as open as well.
Is he playing Varus?
I mean, can I even beat more than one person?
Not really.
Yeah, I'm open then.
Uh, PS sword is fine.
Kinsu, autos go bow.
You can use every bow item in the game.
Oh nice, I killed the unit.
Okay.
GG's then.
I'm pretty sure this guy's trying to lean towards Galista.
I mean Gargoyle, innovating Lockhead to bow. I mean he wants Rod. I'm fucking last pick.
I mean I'm I'm I'm richest fuck. I'm like 40 gold like who the fuck cares. I'm 4-1
rolling 50 gold. GGs. I don't know what I think he's playing towards. I'm not even
sure. Should I just go another Gensu? Oh actually. Did I get bowed with second pick?
Holy fuck I did. Okay. This is 100 plus one. I'm pretty sure 100 plus one is actually
broken what the fuck is my wait oh is it just delayed I didn't dispel he didn't
even open the fbf gloves close you didn't open okay if you're gonna open now I
hope not BT slam broad belt yes can sue but also put your eyes on this
Oh, he didn't even open. Oh shit, I'm guaranteed 5 straight then. Okay. 73, 5 loss.
This is a 5-1 fucking send, 4-1 send. My items are really good, Gensu bow. I can reforge the BF, but I might as well wait.
BT, how come it's not even that bad? Golden quest, instant win.
Okay, I kinda... Fuck, if I can get, if I can get, uh, Braille guard odds, I just instantly win the game.
I don't know. I have no fucking like my tier one is 15 gold. Is he even 15 gold? How much is this? It is 15 gold
It's it's it's fucking terrible another BS learn
There's a cat arena, but there's no the dude
All right, what can I play? What can I what kind of get on my board? Nothing?
Tell it that's it. I don't want to say when this
I'm probably gonna report my BF. I mean, I probably actually I
I don't really want to hold everything, because I can actually go for what's it called.
Bro, I'm not going to just like not hold everything just so I won the run.
I'm not just going to not hold everything just so I can hold what's it called.
Yeah, fuck that.
Frost plus one, not playing this trash.
Okay, is DB even bad?
Okay, it's final resistance even bad by the way.
Okay, it's pretty bad.
Probably been upgrading Niko.
I don't even have no...
Holy shit, this guy is so fucking strong.
What is going on over here?
I mean, okay, honestly, I'm just fucking Christmas. I have a Christmas one, Gary.
That's okay, though. Partial Ascension's pretty good.
Okay, also, I have a question. If I have Partial Ascension...
What do you go for on Parasail?
Like, is it even... Like, is it even finished Double Gensu here?
Like, I'm pretty sure it's...
I'm pretty sure it's, uh...
I don't even know.
Is it... Is it...
I mean, B, like, cloak? Is it cloak?
It's half BD,
Boat can be killed by Gensu, by Rod, Glove, and Boat.
And then Cloak is half Gargoyle, and then I can make a full BET.
Yeah?
I mean, I know for sure I need to finish my rock-on item, where I'm just 8.
I didn't kill a single unit.
I mean, it's rock-on or a Callister for sure, but...
Like, if I finish... Is it actually finished level Gensu?
Hello, Spencer?
It's not. It can't be, right?
Like, Cloak is half... Even if you try to have BT, half Gargoyle,
I already have a BF to get rid of, and then Boat can get killed by Altair.
Down for Cloak? Yeah, okay, a Greek. Pretty sure I don't even need double guns too if I have a partial.
And I know, I mean I'm not gonna send the BT, but...
I don't even mind, I mean, it's BT even that bad.
I need to kill this BS sword somehow. Ah, nah, it's not that good, I might as well just hack too.
It's pretty bad.
Because it could easily be like Shoujin, and then it could easily be like any fucking BF item.
And then like no matter what, I need to finish this Cloak item, or I can't play the game.
I won one round the stage and I just lost all my fucking my loose free. Is Jansler just trash?
Oh, no, not really. I mean it's not that bad
But I mean there's like like a bow can get killed by everything. I
Can get bow bow. I know it's pretty bad. It's actually pretty bad. Like cuz the item already gives
Damage ramp. I don't know. I'm gonna trash, I'm gonna trash. I won one round and now I'm just down infinite
Great. I'm fucked.
I'm tearing a twitch one.
That could be 10 loss, that'd be up an extra 20 gold.
But now I'm fucking broke.
What is...
...the plan?
There's open into Varus, I think.
Scaresakers as well.
I'm not even rich.
I mean, I'm rolling 40 gold.
Is that even that bad?
Okay, I'm rolling way more than 40 gold.
Okay, so where is the uh...
Oh.
Hecarim 2?
He's actually a psycho and I'm not even that rich though eventually fallen in this calm. It's fine. Very plus one is fucking useless
Breeze working worthless. I'm just fine 30%
Shredding Sunder I mean I want I want like gargoyle on this, but I also want I mean I can't roll
I'm not rolling for enough. There is two tk2. Holy shit
Huh? And he hit Blaster plus one? My board is just gone. He's full streak as well?
Huh? He just hit both? He has a Blaster Zorak as well? Oh, okay, that guy won the
lobby guaranteed. Oh, that can't be good for me. Okay, so, uh, how come with all
that gold, this guy also hit Varus too? How come with all that gold? This guy
has two Kalista. I'm not even I'm not rock-on paired or Kalista paired. Like I
just don't get it. I mean I'm gonna send it post neutrals here and if I don't hit
I'm fucking eight. Yeah not good. It's really not close to one. Stay alive as the
board's watch. That's what I'm saying man. Like this Varus shit. I mean you
know both of them also hit Varus which is like kind of a BG pro like I mean I
am pretty sure I have to take this but like it's actually just a BG. Like
But the thing is with Varus, is Varus 1 is not stable for shit, but like somehow both
of them are contesting and there's just Varus 2, Varus 2.
And I'm uncontested, I have neither, like oh my god.
And then these guys would just get straight up dumpstered man, they're 8.
They're guaranteed 8.
I mean it's fine I guess.
Oh great, I'm fighting the dude.
I mean I went, I rolled more than enough gold at this.
And then like I'm probably never gonna hit rock on 2 anymore.
Does this target don't count as a bench to fall in stack?
Does anyone know?
I mean maybe.
I hope so.
Or on me.
It doesn't?
It died.
In mana bugged.
I didn't actually get this rock.
I'm just one star everything on me.
And when I say one star everything I mean one star fucking rock on.
Honestly it's fine.
It's not even a bad loss.
But the problem is this guy already won the game.
My spot is actually insane if this guy didn't already win the game.
My entire board is just gonna get straight up one shot.
Also, do you know how broken Kalista would be if she doesn't get mana bugged?
Like, holy fuck.
I mean, I'm just gonna roll for combat.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I can 9 on, like, never.
Straight up 9 on never.
What is this guy doing in point?
How is my Zerion still alive over there?
I mean, I'm rock-on-paired.
1, 2, 3. The problem here is 3.
It doesn't fucking matter, man
I'm not gonna bother playing for one this game
But it is spot. It's just fucking illegal GVs GVs
Millio two no diff you trash
Honestly one year the loss I'm so two lives probably that's fine
I think if I fight this guy on this dead, I think he's level nine. Is he level 940 by the way?
Bro this he's a little like 50 now. Okay
I'm very bramble vest. I can't even buy this unless I want to sell cameo. I don't have a combat charm
What the fuck is this?
I mean
Great. He swapped as well. I mean hopefully this dashes to the right. I think I should actually I don't even have a combat charm
I didn't hit now what I'm actually
Missed milio to there's no cameo no rock on. Oh my this is the fucking worst
What's the highest gold I can take? That's not shit
3 cost ginsu, Sunfire Cape, 3 cost ginsu, yeah whatever it's not even bad.
I don't have my uh, oh I do have my Remover actually.
Oh what the fuck, oh okay.
Yeah you trashed that.
Hello?
Gee!
I bought the count, that counts?
I rolled it last turn man!
Ah mate, ah mate, I rolled it last turn but I thought, oh okay it doesn't even
count it like and now I have no combat charm?
my I mean I didn't fight because he did eat fucking I got shunned whoa I think
I'm dead I am guaranteed dead oh wait oh never mind oh okay you trashed then rock
on one top four I mean I also haven't bought this guy a single time also I
mean there's two dirty armor I mean it's gonna do anything it's just like and
And yeah GG Zun, another Milio, suspicious, trench, coat?
Does this even work?
Okay is there a way I can like kill some shitters off ASAP?
Cause as soon as it's gonna kill,
don't, oh not one shot, not one shot.
Oh okay good, that's good then.
My stupid ass Cluster just moved to the right man!
I'm fucked!
I mean it's fine, like top three maybe
and I'm out of here.
He won, oh mate, oh mate.
Okay, but I just want you guys to know,
I just want you guys to know, listen,
if I'm rock on one, Kalista one,
on top of me missing my roll down,
on top of these guys,
like this guy hit Barus, he TP'd to Barus two,
this guy just loaded with cheats.
Why don't you just play Kalista every game?
Like if you want to climb,
is it just a straight 20 out of 20?
I just lost the economy.
I mean, I don't think I can win regardless though.
I'm stuck on level 8, is the problem?
Like, can I even win?
I doubt it.
Tibery, can I even hit something better though?
I have one remover.
On any despair is what?
I mean, it's not better than either of those items, it's the only one with synergy though.
400 health?
40 armor?
I mean, that's pretty good.
Yeah, whatever, good enough.
He has Zeke's.
I think he got the Sun.
He did get the Sun.
Oh wait, did he get the Sun?
Wait, how does he have the Z's?
Wait, it got one shot.
Yeah, okay, this is still the highest EV line I'm convinced.
You don't even need two stars that badly.
Yes, man! Yes! You can't- okay!
You can't tell me my roll down.
I was 70 gold on 4-1, and I resented to like 20,
like I made 50, and then I resented,
and then I made econ, I bought, I rolled until charm,
world until charm again then I resented getting Calista I found one for con and
Two Calistas in a hundred gold on eight uncontested the rock on I understand like I mean rock on like anyone can buy rock on
But like I mean I understand like that's fine
But like I like why is this Calista soul like and then the and then the other players?
The TP's the Verus to oh
Get it
Literally a high roll in yapping look at avenge the fallen stats on this calm. Oh, okay. It's just broken. It has to be broken
It actually has to you only have two units and it's a fucking 2v8. You don't even want to upgrade the trash
Rock on is it number one best for tier two? It probably is I don't know. I don't know
Maybe little buddies for tier two I guess
It has to be it actually has to be
Actually royal guard is probably better. I don't even know why the stats on fairy crush are good like I like that's just
It's better than broil guard
Okay, my bad. Sorry guys
Sorry for yapping. Oh wait. Oh, oh, I'm sorry guys. I have to run an ad otherwise. It's gonna run the game
I like I I'm sorry. Let's keep it kitchen. It is the best one
But I mean, you know what's not the best when the two various players
Contest each other and they both TP to various to the second player various way
Yeah, but it was like a like a like a hard fought 6th. You know what I mean?
Yeah, I mean I guess it's just another top 4 then.
I have a ginsu.
GG.
I should have made econ.
Oh, okay.
Oh.
I mean, okay, honestly, it's not even that good when it's already an econ opener.
Probably not, right?
Characters here is probably better.
Yeah.
I should have made econ last turn though, I'm fucking trolling.
Say level 1 turn.
This time doesn't need item augments prolet.
You know how milk was just sitting there harassing me?
I'm pretty sure milk just doesn't.
He was just saying Kalista was trash the entire time.
He's saying his only bot wars were on Kalista on the previous patch.
But there's nothing even wrong with item augments.
What's wrong?
Items on Milio are good.
You can afford anti-heal, anti-armor, then you can also get items on the BT on
Hecern too until you find Camille.
It's not even that bad.
It's not.
I feel like there's nothing wrong with item augments, and then you can also just guarantee true base
Guarantee the double ginsu, but also I can actually play various from the spot
I mean my level five is strong my level four is shit
And honestly, I might just
So it's fairy plus one
With a tristana two
I mean it's fine like you can't speak
It can support two, but I don't know if it's supporting three holy fuck
What is this?
Tristana two fairy plus one
Oh, you know what it is? The people with fairy.
You can only get offered fairy if you have three fairy in and then chances are the fairy crest gives them Tristana 2 or some shit.
And they just, they just have all the entire mid game with Tristana 2. I didn't hit.
I mean no one's offering this shit. Yeah, you trash.
Only 20, this turn, this turn, this turn.
I did not kill a single unit again.
Also, I don't even know if I want to go bow.
I mean, is a frying pan? Does that do anything? I have a ginsu slammed. I can go scholar plus one.
Yeah, man, no thanks.
Like, I don't pot melee, oh, I'm just gonna leave the game.
Also, if I take bow, this guy can't play the game.
Yeah, you trash.
What do you take?
Unleash the beast.
Okay, also, I'm pretty sure Wukong 1 is tankier than the least, too.
Yeah, Royal Guard. End the fucking game, then.
Royal Guard, and the game's over.
I don't know, I might as well just wait.
I don't really care, like, I'm, I'm, I'd be protecting a 2-3 against the neutrals.
But it's more valuable to just have, like, true fucking BIS for online, true BIS, like whatever.
whatever going to a 3-1 it just sets up your entire game heck of a rim I'm
bastion what's the elephant I don't know man oh oh I think it's the river
sprite oh what the I don't even notice it oh shit I think I do straight or did I
do straight probably I'm back in switch to Oriana if you want for the Oriana
one is even worse never mind I think I lost or actually did I lose no I didn't
Actually, wait, did I lose? No, no, no, I didn't.
Or wait.
Alright, two strings without summing anything.
Just load in another game of...
...of Callista Varus, I guess.
Geeze.
It's fuckin' lit.
Yay.
Okay, so can someone remind me...
...how item augment into Callista is bad?
Because after I'm done with Warmog's Gargoyle...
...I can just start building anti-heal and anti-armor.
And then after that, I can start building towards...
...I don't understand!
Okay watch this Royal Guard end the game so it doesn't have a single bow.
Royal Guard end the game I'm down for an epoch as well so I can just 4-1
fucking send it down to zero. New trash. Epitaph of this comp is also good.
Allowed. Heck I rimmed. Okay well my entire board is one-starred. I am so
bored. Huh? There's no... what? I mean it's
I've even tried half like whatever, half a Morello, I guess.
Where the fuck did my belt go?
What I'm fighting in, I'm not killing my single Union regardless.
Level 650, I guess I'm not that poor.
I'm definitely not rich enough to 4-1, but like one gold for this shit.
I don't even care if I lose.
In fact, I actually prefer to lose.
Also, if someone takes this guy's bow, he's just guaranteed gig of 8.
I'm just saying, can someone take his bow please?
I won this round.
Okay, I'm buying this remaster, I'm in.
I'll give this...
I'm last pick.
I'm actually last pick.
Alright, someone take his bow then.
Anyone?
Aw, man, he got a bow.
Great.
At least there's no Calista or Verus, I guess.
So I guess that's good.
Yup.
Cloak is probably slightly better than Jain,
but I'll allow Jain as well.
Okay.
Calista.
Yeah.
I think I'm playing Calista again.
I mean not I think I know I am like wait what I'm new to the game I have a
question when you come to 900 plus LP the game get so difficult last time I tried 12 hours I'll use my 970
90s 1100 blah blah there's 10 910 now I quit this game okay honestly if I sell
this I can actually I can actually just 4-1 it and then not let this guy
just I don't even know how much for one from the spot though like 4-1 from
the spot is even good I mean it's not that bad I'm saving like nine gold this
is level 740 right now I mean okay there's two various players they both
have various already there's three various players he has a various as well
all right honestly I'm just gonna for do it three various players this various
this various one is just the biggest piece of shit man like I don't get
How was that even allowed? I beat someone.
I mean, I hope they just never hit theirs.
Honestly, I might just put in my planter and fuck these guys.
Just make sure they never hit.
Yeah, I will do that.
What the fuck is this shit?
I mean, I'm not trying to make no fucking Sunfire Cape.
I mean, redemption on a secondary unit is actually fine.
But then I lose my anti-heal. Is that fine?
No? That's not the redemption squad though.
This is a real loss. I'm not even that rich. I'm only rolling 50.
Marta's also fine, and he's as...
You guys friends now?
Thank God.
Only you. Why are these guys just about to start complaining?
I was just about to start complaining. Holy fuck, I'm back then.
But I mean, it's not even good. I mean, one copy, one copy, I guess it's enough for now.
I can't expect to hit both with the shit amount of Econ that I had.
That's kind of unrealistic.
Oh, Olaf too. Keepers, Olaf too.
Oh, okay, that's weird.
GG!
Okay, I'm gonna just econ up for the rest of this stage.
This guy has...
He's rock-on-paired and Callista-paired, and he had less gold than me.
He had way less gold than me.
He was level 730!
Oh, my, and then I just, I know I'm 8 and all.
Like, what the fuck is this?
Hello?
I mean, it's fine.
We can both hit.
There's six Varus players.
This guy, Varus, as well.
He's level 820, TK1, Varus2, Rhizo2.
Olaf 2, Varus 2! They both have Varus 2 again! Karma 2, Gwent 2, Rock on 1, Callisto 1.
G? Wait, how does this not even play Morgana? Wait, what the fuck? Wait, am I stupid? How the
fuck is he even playing Morgana here? It's 4 Varus. The chance of me hitting
Rock on 2 this game is just straight up 0, they're all gone. He hit Rock on 2 as well.
I think every single rock-on is out of the bowl I'll make
Varus
To with a GS. Oh, that could not be good for me. Hello guys
one roll for charm
Unstable treasure chest
Do I even want to upgrade this trash? It's so expensive for no reason. I just make 20
Did he hit?
No, that's good for me. I guess oh, okay. This guy's actually strong. He's blaster plus one is he's six blaster. Oh
Oh wait, he's 4, oh I'm gonna 4 blocks, then I'm going to see his blaster.
And then either way, he's throwing a spoke.
I'm pretty sure I actually used this fight.
Yo boss blocks, thank you for the raid.
I appreciate the raid, I'm a...
Aw man, I'm a...
You know what, because of boss blocks, I'm just gonna keep it positive.
G.
G.
Keep it positive for the next...
8 hours.
What?
Maybe the next game. The next round.
I didn't find the billio, all the rob-ons are gone.
I can't even- OH YAH-HAH-HAH!
Oh, okay!
Golden Niko!
Okay.
G...
G.
G.
G.G.
I mean, I'm down to just- I mean, I'm still down to just roll into a charm.
Bro, I'm not paying C-Soul for this.
Like, this fucker is one HP, man. He hit Callista too.
Okay, I'm 8. I don't even think he's going to die though.
I don't want to roll down because if I roll down with him being alive, I'm going to be just Nikoing my Calista and that's it.
That's actually the gameplan. I mean, I'm never hitting Rockon 2 from this spot.
This guy's Rockon Parer, that guy's Rockon 2, another guy has Rockon 2, I think every single Rockon's out of the pool.
Wait, I lost. It's not even good then.
Is he dead? No.
How do I even hit a Barats here?
I'm not paying for this shit.
Bro, I hit Olaf dude man.
Bro, do I just have to Niko this?
How can I- How?
Hmm? Oh, that.
I mean, it's not even good. I don't have a combat drone this round.
How many?
Also, I don't have a Milio. I have three items on a fucking Tristana.
I died instantly. I think he has Reaper. He does have Reaper.
I think I'm actually going to eat.
Wait, does he? Yeah, he does.
Oh, he's dead. Okay. Here comes Rock on 2 then.
And I just win the game.
Oh, okay, Rock on 2. GG then.
You trash.
It's not even good, I have no Milio.
And I won the game, 14. As long as I'm still 2 lives, I win the game.
Like, it's 14-2 lives, I mean, I fucking hope so.
I mean, maybe I get cheesed by some bullshit.
He's 2 off a rise, he's 2 off a rise 3 by the way.
Guys.
Callista Rock on duo carry!
WOAH!
G!
G!
Okay, Milio please.
No Milio.
Scholar plus 1? Bro, I have 3.
okay I'm just giving him that for free I mean I don't want any of these guard
breaker but I mean it's not like it's not like I have milio I'm honest I'm
probably gonna beat him anyway did he at rise three no okay I have three items
I mean this TK is a 50-50 to hit this that's the good news oh nice
I think I see it on the right side.
I mean I'd rather play TK and I just want to know I still have three items on a fucking
Tristana.
I think I'll mate then.
Oh, okay.
Wait, he's not 6th Scholar.
He's a missing one.
Wait, I'm a Millio too.
The Wii, I think.
I mean, Ari gives what's it called.
It's really good actually.
I mean already gives a what's it called it's really good actually I mean Morgana
gives me a preserver and nah I mean I'm down to Morgana too have I hit Morgana
too I mean I don't know I'm not in that shit I can play the dude Bardo I mean
Bardo is also really good if I have new yo Reaper is fine yeah one roll for
I got a rim, a DEV, an adaptive, a redemption, oh holy fuck this guy looks strong, oh god
okay okay I'm fighting this guy, wait this guy also looks strong though, red buff IEIE,
I got shen again, oh I'm 8, I'm 8, what 8?
I played Callista to go 8, bro it's not a real Callista to rock on 2 man, these
These guys, they are two-way contesting Barris, and they both TP'd to Barris too, and then
I'm just sitting here on poverty the entire game again, man!
This guy TP's Rock on Two Callista too, with zero gold, by the way, and he's still winning.
I mean, he took, I mean, he took fucking very crest, man.
Very crest.
Like, it doesn't even do anything, man.
And he's like, ah, yeah, he didn't even open for the bow, and then, I mean, I
probably actually could have won this game if, like, and also that one fight that
The guy that just rolls Reaper and I'm just eat?
I'll change the legend.
Oh, what should I change it to?
The Orianna is just as annoying.
Alright, Bun Bun.
The Bun Bun?
The rune guy you need to lock in.
If I play, if I have to play another fucking game of Kalista, I might just enter in.
And just wait for the fucking B patch.
This shit is so boring.
Oh my god.
Kalista is not even good, idiot.
Lilia is at 4.29.
Rokon, Zilean, Kalista on final board.
Don't even put Star Level.
Baseline 4.05.
Varus, Kench, Ari, I mean, probably shouldn't have been Ari, the stats are going to be terrible.
I think it's probably better to go like Rumble, but like I'll put Ari and see what it says.
4.19, that's not even bad.
And you like it's probably better. It's gonna be better sets of thermal because rumble you can play
It's not better sets. So why is it better with art?
Because the thing is you can play six blaster and then I
But in the board, okay, don't get me wrong various is good. It's for sure good, but you know, it's not good various one
If that shit is fucking trash
If you don't hear various if you don't hear various two on your initial roll down your eight
No shit, but like it's not even that like it like I fucking I only lost one round
With rock on one Kalisto one on all a stage four and I was beating various twos as well
But if you were to load in with various one
Even with tk2 tk2 various one Ezreal to you're not winning a single fucking round man
It doesn't do anything the unit is just you either one shot number you're eight
Can you show generic bits of Varus comp? It's just four blaster, three arcana, and then four arcana on eight, or nine.
And then if you have blaster plus one, then you play six blaster, two arcana, and then if you have arcana plus one, you just play vertical arcana.
Yeah. Cloak, loaded carousels. It's two or six never four blaster, okay? What if you don't have plus one?
Don't tell me you're playing Naces on eight.
Stay brawns. Then two. If every single Varus board you see, in the last 20 Varus boards
you've seen, and they don't have plus ones, they play the exact same cookie cutter fucking
board. You are just, I guess you just have the knowledge that other people don't have,
I guess. Sorry. Oh my god. You're just, I'm sorry I guess. You write as fuck.
I think from the spot I can actually see Ryze.
Is Ryze even that bad from the spot?
Don't think so buddy.
It's loaded carousels, I can like trio carry everything.
Yeah?
I have Epoch.
I guess this board looks fucking illegal, man.
I'm good.
Good one.
Not bad I guess.
I mean, I kind of want to play towards Ryze side of this, but maybe it's not even
correct.
And I just say fuck it, I just play towards Veracircle as stuff.
I mean, there's no way this is a Clista game.
Well honestly it's not even that bad, I'm not getting.
It's low to carousels, how do you know
I'm just gonna get a full fucking ginsu?
You don't.
This guy's Varus.
Winter is coming into Duo Varus.
Gargoyle, bow into Kalista.
Kalista.
Varus, double down into bow into Kalista.
Okay, I'm rise then.
Yeah, fuck it.
I mean like surely, there are three-way
contesting Kalista, three-way contesting Varus.
Like, surely Ryze is good.
I feel bad we can make the wager 1500.
Bro, like it's not even that bad, man.
I'm playing around the Zoe, like I mean it's not even bad.
Like, yup.
I'm taking an econ augment to play Ryze.
Okay, I'm eight.
I took Epoch to play Ryze.
Okay, how do I not get one shot?
I mean Ryze can actually win.
Like it's actually, the comp's actually good.
It has actually like one of the highest caps in the game.
You just have to make it to fucking Briar 2, Diana 2, Milio 2, Zerath 2, and you actually, like, you can actually win.
Like, the comp's actually not bad.
Like, for a scholar, Arcana, and then you make it to Zerath 2, you go...
Can you just, like, Karma buddy? Ryze isn't a comp. Wait, really?
Wait, is Ryze actually bad?
Like, okay, what if I get the stupid-ass frying pan? I can go, I can go scholar plus one. Is that- okay, it's gone.
Yeah, you right, as fuck, it's a Karma game then.
GG! GG!
Okay, if I win this round, I can make 20. If I lose this round, I'm gonna start complaining.
Never mind. I can't make 20 regardless. You know what's fine.
I just thought, okay, great. I'll place you on this board to fight a shitter.
Is there such thing as Karma Rise Duo? I mean, it's not even that bad though.
Dot, dot, dot, dot! Okay, okay, it's fine.
Dot, dot, dot, dot!
Epoch into Karma, 12 EXP, like don't I want these guys to roll first?
The entire lobby is playing Varus or Kalista, like Varus, oh wait actually he might be playing
towards Karma, Kalista, Varus, Varus, Kalista, probably Varus, actually I don't even know
he sees is open I what is this guy's board I don't even like portal plus one
I think four plus one straight up worse off in the game that's his portal plus
two then of course my items are blue upship that's not even bad oh well
that have got me too old because like I think I've got it earlier it's earlier
this game Frost plus two Brutans IE two-star I mean at least nope it's
It's 40 gold. It's just a 4-2. Like, whatever, man.
4-1. 4-2. I'm the carry now.
Buried treasures. Lucky gloves.
I don't really want that in Miss Galaxy.
It's final ascension good and karma. Do you know?
What's better in karma? I'm the carry now or final ascension?
Can someone help me, please?
Is I'm the carry now even good?
Okay, final ascension stats are fucking terrible. Like, straight trash.
It's a 4.6.
Okay, I will allow it then.
Truly, it's buried, bro, it's fucking low to carousel, man.
I'm good.
Like, buried treasures on three, two, yeah, no thanks.
Bro, it was a rise game, man.
Portal.
Portal.
Bastion.
I'm at, I could still play Rise, kind of, yep.
Bastion.
Every mistake is a lesson.
12 to level.
It's 18 perfect in level 41, 3, 6, 12, 12,
plus 6, 18, 41 perfect.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, there's the thing.
Bro, he took a, he took aggressive preser, preservation.
Rock on on six?
Should ask game.
Game is trash.
I am last pick.
Anything good for me?
A belt belt?
A bow cloak?
A bow BF?
I'm in a full warm-ups but I kinda need anti-kill though.
So I don't even want to make warmogs. There's also gonna be Starax. I mean, I just don't make it, I mean probably like I'm not making a warmogs
When I have very gargoyles, and then there's also four Varus players in the lobby like four Varus players and you're telling me
I don't make a warmogs
And what the?
Bastion? Bro, why is there nothing? Hello? I have a question
Axesico, do you make warmogs here?
Yeah, whatever fuck it. I mean, there are there's too many Varus players like it like whatever
And I'm on a three-street like who cares and it's one month of our little interaction like it can't be bad
Also like this it's loaded carousels and you can't miss and you know what I'll even make fucking Sunfire cape bro
What the fuck is this shit man?
perfect interval 4 1
let's do puppy 2
Bastion how is there no bashes the fuck this guy's board looks good as fuck
What is what is even going on here? I think he should or ass it?
Frostsolder is also better from Rejio- oh okay. I did not kill a single unit and then now if I get
Rod I lost my anti-heal. Alright it's fine though it's actually fine. Not really. I mean I need
more mobs of a role anyway. It's a Rod, Rock-on. Do I even want to upgrade this stupid-ass
Rise? Bro how can I find Kalista and- okay. Also I should have removed this already. Oops.
I can still play 4 scholar preserver than just random karma, that's fine.
I can rise too, yeah.
Okay, I mean it was half Starax, half nothing.
And though IE plus nothing.
Break your course.
Portal.
Portal.
I mean, whatever man, it's not even that bad.
Maces 2, Fiora, paired, paired, paired, Zilean.
Maces, paired.
Rockon, paired.
Pepper Room.
three scholars three preserver three boarded
Unified whole board. It's actually too good find your center trash unified whole board
It's a rat paired fiora paired
Arto to
Don't care about poor told
smolder tarik
I mean poppy to his poppy to
pro like
Hmm. I'm getting mad. I mean the thing is like if I find that I have to play that and now this is paired and now
This is paired and not that's paired
There's also a terric I
Have a fucking poppy on my board by the way a fucking poppy. I mean, it's poppy too though. Like how back in that beat I
Shouldn't have operated this bar though
Because I'm actually so far like I need like ten mold and my board is actually good
So why don't really bar though? I mean I still could sell it. I mean I could just go ie slam
It's not even bad. I don't even know if that's this is stronger than playing. What's it called?
I need like a million or something to give items to this this fiora. I have a fiora too for no reason.
I also have no anti-heal. I mean I rock on two I guess. That's pretty good. Okay, BF Glove.
I'm just gonna read them I might as well just wait I'm guaranteed to hit the giraffe do GG
games over bro this Olaf is about to just run my entire board down what the fuck is this
Bro, it looks like I'm about to win the Zonia has not even procged yet and then GG, I'm fucked!
Oh my!
100 HP.
I mean the problem with this, this Milio is that if I hit TK2, TK2 is for sure better.
Yeah, and I want to play Zerath because I'm Zerath paired and I have increased 5% odds.
But the thing is, I can give items to these and these items are fucking true Gigabits,
Ashe will do this. It died instantly, but I made it to this and I don't know that's pretty good.
I didn't kill a single unit.
Bro, fuck this Milio, man!
I mean, okay, it's not even a TK-Diff though. I don't even know if it's actually stronger.
But I lost 10 because of this, and I'm like guaranteed to hit 1-2 as well.
I'm basically guaranteed to hit this.
Zulina's a Coronary and Preserver, it's way too good.
I mean, TK's not that good.
But I feel like Milio without a BF item is not actually good.
I'm just stuck hard on one, trying to board with one-star Zirash, I mean I can give it
a Shoujin, I'm paying 10 boards with this shit.
Okay, honestly, is it even better to go Shoujin Zirath?
Probably.
I don't even know why I'm playing what's it called.
I mean, Milio gives items to Zirath and, wait, is he going to give it to Fiora?
I mean, it's trying to overshadow, actually.
I'm just going to guarantee to give it to Zirath, but then how come, what, what,
How many, how many, I mean, one parent and karma?
Am I ever playing on Briar 2?
If I had Briar 2, can I even play it?
I mean, I guess it would just drop, drop.
But I'm not supposed to be 20.
I don't even know what I'm stopping.
Okay, my, my, my fewer probably died, actually.
Right?
I think.
Oh no, it's 7% odds, it's 7% odds.
Guys, it's 7% odds.
Like, I mean, okay, Archangel, that's pretty good.
Oh, and GS. Okay.
Who should I bramble best?
Fiora? Fiora or Gwen? Gwen Fiora. Gwen Fiora. Fiora? Fiora.
Oh, the stupid ass Zerath?
Cast- the stupid ass Milio casted- where did my whole board go?
How did this- wait, how?
There's Morgana.
But like, bro, this Milio- or this- what's it called unit? This Rack unit? It's fucking broken.
Oh, actually, I think Rabbidon is better than Ark because the thing is like it just needs to cast
Yeah, fuck it front line front line Milio
But the problem with this arc is
It gives 15 mana so then then now my Milio. Okay now I'm fucked
And I so want to go like blue Morello and then and then give the ship to the deck. I don't know it's fine
It's not a big deal. I didn't roll for a charm
Probably just pair the thing I mean, it's actually fine. It's just oh god
Oh my. I'm gonna give another arc to the Pokeris.
Oh my.
Oh whoa.
Well that can't be good.
Even the Superdice Varus ascended.
I didn't kill a single unit.
Hello?
I mean surely I'm not weaker than this right?
He's six blaster.
With true gigabits.
I think I'm eight.
I mean look at Gwen damage.
It's just like this Mililunit just feeds it and then you're back.
I mean I saw these two which is pretty good. Okay, it's dead. All right, not bad
I mean I mean nothing beats like what the fuck is this? I don't even know what this
Olaf is. I don't get it. I mean I have Epoch and I just leveled and sent it this
turn. Morgana 2 is Morgana 2. I kind of want a remover. Let me just remover this.
I don't like I can actually go like bloom or I'll only give shit to this
so like maybe you can give an item like as a cast yeah I can also give shodans of
the thing fucking god fuck you okay I guess it doesn't really matter anymore
than I got a manna reef that this guy lost to someone how lost to this whole
world on one shot fuck I hit the same term I can drop this plus this if it's
like two star two star but I'm fighting this guy again oh my oh
Oh my what the bug is this spectral cutlass?
Hopefully it's not jumping on the left or I'm dead. Oh, it's not jumping right nice. Oh, actually through the
I mean it no matter what I'm dead
Look, can you just look at this briar my karma is dead
I'm who the fuck's killing this briar man like oh my I got what the forge one bow combo on it's not even my fault
How can anyone kill this?
It's splits
Proxzonia is again, in just a sense, it says Caretaker's Favour, Intermediate Relics, Unloaded Carousels, Callista lvl 8.
I got outplayed by this shit. Really? I think? No way. No way. Okay, holy fuck.
Okay, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
No flake have to play more of the same three comms, please. There's only three comms in the game.
I mean, I guess there's four, not really, Ryze.
Okay, is Ryze actually terrible?
Like, I swear, Ryze is not even that bad, man.
I know, Ryze is probably, Portal plus one is fucking garbage.
Portal plus one is only good with, if you hit 10 Portal.
But if you, if you can make it to like, Millio plus the Wrath, plus...
Like, I'm telling you, Ryze is actually good, man.
Honestly, Trainer Golems? Yeah, fuck it.
And if I get a bad trader, I'm gonna roll him out of here.
Chrono Preserver.
Oh, okay.
Okay, GG's done.
Guess I'll be playing some karma.
And it's Vanguard plus one, so I can play Tom Kench.
Heck, cover him.
Arcana Frost Hunter.
What the fuck?
Frost Hunter, sugar.
Witch plus one.
Arcana plus one.
That didn't even hold as it exists.
Why is my entire board one-starred?
I'm gonna go make a coffee
GGs
I'm out of here then
I was too late to make a coffee
Like it's not an ad, I got a V8 Peach Mango energy
It's just actually kinda good
4 hours, 20 minutes and the world will start
Then you can leave
I killed one unit
Great
Bro
I have AFK
There's nothing to even do here man
what are you guys even yapping about why does that look so fucking strong what is
it bro he took fucking lunch money did you want a coffee oh no I took a I bought
alright I mean I got a V8 energy GG I thought I go bowden tier okay I guess
I'll go to your then hashtag ad I mean it's actually good on they are is that
any good and maybe I get vex is there a vex oh wait it's huge that's good for
Zilean, Jax, Hui, R-Ree, Chrono, Preserver, nothing, a nothing.
One can only 80 mil against a KV, but it's like $1 or less.
Also, how long do you even sleep?
I feel like you didn't even sleep.
Alright, this spot is unbufferable, it actually is unbufferable.
How the fuck did this Twitch just randomly...
How is this Twitch so smart?
It's just like, randomly, unclumped.
I'm level 540 gold.
And my board's not even bad, but item distribution is fine.
Set that to blue buff.
I have Preserver Emblem.
I woke up to your beautiful voice.
Oh.
What that means is that I think, when did you wake up?
I know exactly what I complained about.
Let's say it was like an hour and a half ago, which was probably two games ago, which I went fifth.
Oh, I remember I went eight.
I was playing Kalista.
I mean, the two Varus players just TP'd to Varus two,
and I'm just sitting there, like, ah.
Oh, it was definitely two games ago.
Oh.
Three Vanguard. I have a fucking blitzcrank on my board.
Blaster, Swain, Twitch.
I mean, I don't even want to play 4-Krono. Like, what the fuck does 4-Krono do?
Fucking nothing.
I shouldn't have agreed. What does 4-Krono do?
your team heals and freeze time for three seconds Chronos keep fighting and
gain 45 APO. I'm good. RE? RE? More? Like a what? I need some components man.
Cloak. Okay I mean I'm playing I'm playing Hecarim Camille. I just realized
what if I don't find the Camille this game? I 100 you want like toast or
eggs and rice? Oh maybe later. I'm probably gonna end in like three
24 hours and then maybe I'll eat that Gigi flake bro. I've been streaming for 13 hours man
You buy me a tether but give it to wide people wide people happy under the cookies and nice it bro
Shut the fuck up. You're not even something. What are you even talking to? Okay? Well this game. I'm playing Jack so
zillion
Vex
golden
Bro, I'm level six man. Come on
Bro, like is it how much gold am I at am I not a lot of gold? I don't even know how much gold I'm at
Mentorship? Like, is it even good? Is it mentorship actually like really good?
Okay guys, come on! Like, is the adventure to Fallen better or no?
Yeah, whatever, fuck it. I'm not even poor. It's all good.
Okay, anyways, uh, HECKHARIM, Tom, Kench.
No, I mean, I feel like the adventure to Fallen is not even good.
Because if I have a Chrono proc, like, when the fuck is my adventure to Fallen proc? Never.
And I'm 8. I didn't kill a single unit. This was almost 640 gold.
Heck, I'll rim Tom Kench. I'm Chrono plus one, Vanguard plus one, Preserver plus one, Zilean, Fardo.
I mean, I just stack all the way until like 4 or 4 or 5. That's fine. It doesn't even matter.
I'm gonna just win out Camille, Karma, Karma.
I mean, this is the Core 7, yeah?
I'm 2 Preserver for free, I'm 2 Vanguard for free.
I'm 3, whatever the fuck for free, and then I have the Legendary unit that I hit on level 8.
Alright, I hit on whenever.
And I'll just play around the whatever I hit
If I hit smolder, I'll play like two blaster if I hit
If I like it doesn't matter. I want to be relaxed by you trash
Golden quest. Oh my fucking high rollers man. Also. He's level five. Oh, yeah, well, he has no econ augment
It's fine. It's fine. I mean Nora's fine. I'll just play three mage. That's good. I have Vex
Like I'm playing Vex on my board. Like they're all good man
Bro, he's fairy plus two. I'm golden questing with someone that can have fairy
nine fairy on eight. Oh my fucking god. Like I'm just sitting here golden
questing like a dumbass. Chrono plus one. I got six Chrono. Okay. And he has a
karma already. I'm picking. I'm just sitting here doing nothing. Chain
cloak tier rod. Okay, that's fine. I'm just sitting here doing nothing, but I
I mean, it's fine, I got it, it's okay.
I don't even want to make, I don't even want to make Spark,
because I'd rather have like Merlewad's or Anchevads,
and then, but if I go to Spark,
then I have no way to get Anti-Heal,
unless I get Bobobobobobobobo, Jax, Swing.
I mean, I'm actually a rich as fuck.
Right.
I think every single Tom Kent is out of the pool already.
I just scouted and I saw three Tom Kentches,
like instantly.
This guy has karma pair.
How?
Oh my...
And then also the other golden questers also playing for his karma as well.
Oh laugh.
Also the problem is I'm sitting here golden questing.
Barry plus two.
One million the game's over.
Oh my fucking god.
I'm going dead last.
I'm going dead last.
I need another 70 gold.
Oh my I guess I can sell one two three
one two three
Seven eleven eleven gold nice. Oh
Wait one two three six
Ten oh thirteen gold. Oh wait. How do the fuck did I go from eleven to thirteen adding weight?
How's that even possible?
Hey, I definitely not
I don't know I don't know what it was with something I've been something's not
adding up I mean zillion twos final board it but I can't even upgrade it
or meet my little hold it though okay econ augment oh please no Millio please
no Millio Millio please no Millio is there a Millio oh no I mean okay
this is Morgana though. Uh, Chain Cloak. I'm sure whatever I just turned on should have.
30 gold. I think everyone in the lobby is playing Karma by the way. Everyone in the lobby
is playing Karma. Is this guy's Karma as someone else previously had Karma as well? Unified
Support Golem. Bro, should I just take that for fucking gold? 8 gold? I cashed out
a turn earlier? Yeah, fuck it. Like whatever. And I can also find what's it called? Okay,
didn't hit. I mean, Zerath's actually good though. 150 health. I mean, these units are
fucking hot garbage. I don't really want to sell Rockon. Okay, can I cash out Necron,
you think? I would have to sell Vessor Remake Vex. Is that fine? I mean, I'm willing to
sell anything. Alright, Necron, it's at 150, I'm at like 150, 150 guaranteed. I
need 25 gold. 25. This is gonna cash out at Zerath 2 already. I am fucking 8. Whatever,
I have enough like I don't go fuck like I don't even have to play rock on it. If I don't have enough I'm sleeping
Okay, it's not even bad
It I didn't I didn't buy the thing
We will from Rolo. I'll just play this for now. Sure. Whatever I
Think I lost anyway. I
Don't have a karma. I
Just realized I think I'm still late. I mean I can actually go straight to nine
I
Like 19 HP
I'm not even I'm not even I'm not first pick and this guy. It's gone. It's gone. I
Don't have a karma and then I'm sitting here with with I don't even know what I should I but I don't really want to roll
It's a thing actually is there
Chain cloak here
Tier chain?
Aw man.
Like fuck it, QSS?
I mean I refuse to roll, I'm gonna fuck.
Like fuck it, QSS? No.
Step fast heart?
This guy also is playing towards karma.
The entire lobby is karma.
I am sitting here not rolling.
Nine fairy.
The entire lobby is karma.
Can I even find one karma?
Probably not.
I'm fighting nine fairy.
I'm fighting 9 very
Now I'm fighting 9 very my board's actually good the entire lobby is
Does anyone know why I took golden quest I mean, okay, honestly if I just rolled it the fuck down to zero
Bro when you take golden quest and you have to roll it down to 0 on 8. Are you just going fucking 8?
Like it's not even good man. It's not good
I by the time I rolled eight karmas are gone. Oh my like if I just take mentorship there
And I just for to like a normal fucking person don't I actually guarantee a top three there?
Like mentorship my board is actually good. I have blue buff steadfast heart. I have infinite gold
I just four two send it down to fucking zero. I find one come ill. Oh my and now I'm just saying come back to three digits, man
I mean I would still lose but I wouldn't be going eight. I would have stabilized ten years ago
And then I would be able to roll I have AFK I have AFK and I'm letting everyone else roll before me. Oh
My god by the time I rolled that there was one karma left in the pool. Okay, can can I okay?
All right, can we all just take it take a second and
re-lock in
Yeah, we're just gonna all lock in together and I'm just gonna show you fucking three first in a row
Oh golden Niko in an econ galaxy. I'm up to gold golden Niko. So I'm only down one gold
I paid one gold for a golden Niko G G
No, what's this?
You know, what the fuck is this bro? Okay? Okay? This actually is pissing me off the fuck off my board. I
Have golden Niko as well
G G
sure
Yo, Alice, thank you for the 62
Wait, actually, I just realized
with your 62 month I think other people that were like where's was low and
where's kiting you're telling me they just unsubbed wait a second slash user
kiting is oh no he's also suffer 62 months slash user was low oh no he's
also suffer 62 months oh I just forgot that all right honestly just okay
oh no I mean wait what no bro it's not even good man like I like tiny as
Titan. I'm just sitting here. I didn't lose the first round. So now I'm just losing. I mean, whatever. I already won the game. Like a bro, tiny as Titan. I'm going straight to nine. And then I just play around. I mean, honestly, bro, fuck Alistar. Yeah. I mean, I think from this spot, I can straight up go nine and just play around Zerath to Morgana to everything fucking to and I just went out for free. Okay, I just that even true, bro, I don't want I just want to play
Kalista man that shit is so fucking boring. I mean this guy is probably Kalista, Tanya is
typing into Kalista. This guy is Tanya's typing into, not sure. Bro, I don't want to play
no fucking Kalista man that shit is so boring.
Kalista. Kalista. Kalista. Elise. Two.
Shyvana too new new
Poppy
Zoe
You can play warriors Arcana Michael. I think I'd rather just end stream than play that fucking trash
How do I been sub for game up blah blah blah blah blah who the fuck you talking to buddy? Yeah fucking
I'm not playing no fucking cool stuff fuck this. I was going straight to nine
Two star everything. I mean 97 HP
It's broken 30% winrate and meta TFT. Wait, really? Wait, wait, wait, what's the comp?
Wait, help, help, help! Wait, what's the comp? Hello? Warriors, Arcana. What's that? Warriors and Arcana.
Now that sounds kind of difficult. I think I'm going to just stay with my Callista.
Just sit there and just roll for some trash, call it a GG.
And? Oh, okay. Bastion. I mean, I lose, I lose. I probably win and I probably win. I might as well not even bother leveling.
Just make Econ. Warmogs. Do I even want to make Warmogs? The people I beat, I beat, and the people I lose to, I lose to. True.
Oh. I don't even know who I beat. I mean, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I don't think I can throw this spot. I'm not going to lie.
Bored, arty, fiora, guan, tk, and then who do you pair? Bored, arty, fiora, oh, heckarim?
And you just go infinite? Well, that actually sounds kinda good. Well, that actually sounds pretty decent.
The fuck? Well, I've already made 30, I'm making 30, I'm making 40, I'm making 30.
I can play scholar, I can play dragon, anti-heal is good, I mean, whatever, and I mean, I win.
I don't even know why level, because the people I beat, I beat, and the people I lose, who I lose to.
My board is fucking shit.
Straight trash.
I mean, I know for sure I'm not beating this guy.
Yeah, fuck it, just kill one more.
Yeah, fuck it.
Whatever. I'm 94 HP.
Zoe 2?
What's he doing with fucking gold, man?
Zoe 2?
Belto?
Bastion?
Akali?
Belt? Cloak?
Another belt.
Oh, my fucking god.
I, oh my fucking god, I mean it's half of Morillo, half of Wormog, full Wormog.
16 is even Troutbad, probably.
Belt, Cloak.
The Streamer Life Patch, bro, I fucking love this patch, man.
TFT, this shit is just amazing.
I fucking love TFT.
Wonderful.
GG.
Bando Thieves.
Is that good?
I mean, okay, the thing is, what's it called, it's actually Giga High Valley,
it's Golden Remover.
Not only do I get a Reforger.
There's like some hidden rule where if you have this, like not only do I get a reforger,
I also get a component that I can make, I can finish Merolo and I can finish Gargoyles.
Abandoned Thieves, like what can I do, Abandoned Thieves at least.
And nah, fuck it, and I get a reforger as well, unless the rule is gone, like there's
no way the rule is gone.
It's gone.
Oh no no, it's right here, okay.
And oh thank god, bro, if I missed like one of these here, I'm just gonna start
bitching.
Bardo?
Ari?
I can reinforce some shit item.
War mods, bargoyle, shit belt.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh the muses, you guys fuck.
How many units am I killing here, zero?
Who cares?
What the fuck is this?
Was that a milio?
Bro, what the fuck is this shit?
Hold on, I mean it has to be,
like there's no way it wasn't.
Oh my, and I'm just loading in
with nothing I'm playing Zoe carry I've golden you go on bench tiniest Titan
Titan show Jin bow crown guard nasus paired young wild and free I'm getting my
item joint she what the fuck g8 what in the world I think it's playing towards
I don't even know about sound is even better than
Is there a bow? No? What the fuck is left for me?
Is there even a tear?
Bro, I should have just taken the Olof and reforged that shite, I just minused one.
I mean, I'm not taking any of these shit-ass components.
I'm just gonna go, uh, what's it called, and I'm reforging the shit, GGs.
Oh, 2xv? Perfect interval on 4-1 then?
Bro, this, this, I'm gonna, uh, yeah, watch this, GGs then.
Okay, I could have just taken the, oh, okay.
Yeah, Zilean 2-0-5, make 50, who cares?
I'm trash.
Okay, maybe I should have waited to see if I was gonna win this round, because I might have.
I mean, either way, permanent interval on 4-1.
I might have just 4-1 fucking send it, and then I could just 9-on-5-2, 5-1, 9-on-5-1,
resend it, GG.
Okay, I just sold Zilean here for no reason.
That's okay.
Not a problem, 82, the richest fuck.
This shop is terrible.
shiv glove shiv warmogs gargoyle shiv glove belt warmogs gargoyles my golden
remover for Russia is my glove on carousel because it you just TV and just
bounce everything like that's okay love love honey is Titan into oh he's also
I don't have anti-heal, Camille. Camille on 7.
Somebody's playing Carissa. Oh, stupid ASCII.
Ginsu, Ginsu, BFT, or Chain. I don't even want to roll that much, but I definitely want to roll.
So I'm not loading it with a fucking Zoe carry. This guy's Milio, Shogun, Red, Chain.
Okay, at least I got another Reforger, but Chain Cloak, the fuck is this shit?
it. TomKentch. Rock on. Shen2. Three Preserver. Chain, Cloak, Belt, Glove, Chain, Glove, Cloak,
Belt, Chain, Cloak, Cloak, Chain, Cloak, Belt, Cloak, Reforger. Can you just look? I mean,
I don't even want to go to Niko this. Because I don't even have items. Can you just look
at my fucking items real quick can can you guys just take a look like how man how
I mean I'm not paying gold on this ship and then like fuck off I mean it's fine
I have golden Nico I just sacked three more rounds and then I just go nine and
just pray I'm gonna lease on my board I mean I have fewer or two I guess I
I don't get it, I don't know.
Like I just go nine on five one.
I reforged, what did I even reforge, a cloak?
I got dropped chain cloak, chain chain chain
cloak, cloak, cloak, cloak, cloak, cloak, cloak.
And then I reforged the cloak into a chain.
Like I don't have a single item, man, please.
Oh mate, oh mate.
Spatula, Claw, Felt, Rod, Chain, Rod, Rod, Shib, Morello, Warmonger's Gargoyle, Bramble.
It's fine.
These are what I like to call Econ Loss, and I just open sell these two, and nine.
I probably won't drop these.
I don't get it, like just look at this trash, man.
It's just...
He's Briar 2.
He is Briar 2.
Nice.
I'm about to go 9 with 3 gold.
I mean not really, but we're essentially fine.
Like I'm about to just load in Morgana 2 GGs and aww great, he's true 0.
Like he's going for Rockhorn and what's it called, but he has Callister 2.
I have no way of killing that ever.
So I'm 8.
How many units do I kill here?
Okay, it's fine.
I'm still 2 lives.
It's fine.
It's perfect.
They're all 4-1.
It's only 64 to level next turn.
Wormogs, Bramble, Gargoyles.
That is allowed.
And I also had two reforges this game.
I rolled once.
G?
G!
I mean, I'm not needling this shit, I don't give a fuck.
I go eight, I go eight.
GGs.
No, I mean, it's probably just items on the front door.
GGs.
Millio two.
I can go Millio two, Gary.
Yeah, fuck it, Milio 2 carry.
Yeah, fuck it, like, whatever, man.
This game is just 8, like, okay, let me make sure I go shiv over here.
And then let me go morello over here, so it always gives items to here. Yeah, fuck it.
GG's.
Maybe I'm not 8.
Gaining a fucking component for what, man?
For what?
I have a Jace on my board.
Morgana, too!
Oh, good job, guys.
I mean, there's this fairy plus one, there's...
I have Tideus Tidecurt on my...
I'm very okay. Honestly, it's not even that bad guys. It's not that bad
It's not that bad. It's okay. That was that was karma to that was karma to however
It's fine
It's fine. It's fine guys. I can just hit karma to natural
I hope this guy doesn't want karma because I will never find karma then. Oh, he doesn't okay it. Oh my
my
Always nice is oh, I mean, I don't really want to put items on this
I'm out of my pain to you guys. I'm gonna get two items. All right, who the fuck do I fairy?
Yeah, whatever you got a boss
Yeah, you my home. Oh, oh nice. They beat me. That is good
Hello, can someone help me?
with this
With this warrior arcan up board
What is it?
bardo
Bard, Ari, Fiora, Gwen, TK, Zerath, Hecarim, plus one preserver. Okay, but the thing is with this board though
What even is this? I don't get it. How many traits even is this? Like I have
Plus some random shitter preserver. Like Titans. I mean is Gwen better? Oh
Oh the Gwen, the Gwen carry is looking
Good as fuck. Fuck Fiora. Like blue buff JG plus one
And you just carry, carry Gwen. Am I back?
wait a minute fuck karma just play this I'm down you right as fuck all right let
me put fiora let me put Gwent 2 and fiora 2 fuck it what is it average oh
3.46 pause jam am I back then 22% win rate alright let's put the
Zorathun yeah fuck it Morgana as well GGs you can't miss 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 and
And then I have a plus one, yeah, whatever, rock on as well, Gigi then, rock on.
Level nine?
Okay, that doesn't even change anything.
I mean, it better be 29% win rate, the fuck, like, I went to Fuhrer too, and I made it
to Zerath and Morgana, and then, okay, yeah, fuck, let me put level nine as well.
Like, if I'm level nine, they didn't even change, 2.9.
Um, that's pretty good, 2.9 is really good.
Okay, I'm back.
It's blue buff JG plus 1, and then Fiora is just always the Fiora items.
But it seems like Gwen is way better to carry.
The Delta is like nothing.
Okay, and then I just carry Gwen.
I won't even put Serath Morana, it's 200 illicitc.
Like actual negative Delta's, the TG, the fuck.
How can just Starax?
What?
Okay, hold on.
Is it ever just like say fuck the Bartho and just play- oh wait, oh wait.
No, no, no, no, no.
Wait, like, isn't Bard plus Milio actually just
straight up better?
Cause like, how are you gonna get all these items?
And you just don't play Ari?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
And you just don't play Ari?
Like, isn't Milio just straight up better than Ari?
You're never gonna, like,
there's nobody you're gonna have three of them
if you're at three of them, Gwen?
And then you're, it's actually so high value.
Milio throws items to fucking Morgana, Zirath.
And then why don't you just cap around Diana like well isn't this the mass cap it has to be like this board has to be fucking illegal
I'm back then. I mean isn't this just cap karma? I said you're not playing karma. Oh, what the fuck? Did I lose to neutrals?
What the fuck is going on?
I mean I can make econ but I think it's actually good. Is it actually good? I also think mortifiger is good. I'm a tier
Okay, I probably won't play this game because I have a Shogun fucking Ezreal opener, which
is actually really good.
Yeah.
I don't actually play anything.
It might be a Varus game.
Honestly, Varus is my favorite comp.
Varus is so fun.
When Varus...
Okay, it's a Varus game for sure.
When Varus just one-shots the entire board instantly, fucking wonked.
Am I actually getting a kill here?
I may get a Blitzcrank, a break-even, Shyvana, Swain, Blitz, Cast.
Bro, if I don't get a kill here, I'm gonna be fucking mad.
I refuse to...
I refuse to level.
I'm sitting...
I mean, I guess it doesn't really matter.
Okay, please, please, please, I need a kill.
Please, please, please, please, please, please.
Oh, oh, okay.
Bro, I fucking hate patient study in Skuddlepuddle, but I think it's fine.
Blitz paired.
Okay, it's not even good, because the problem with patient study is I'm forced to level
to 4 here, and if I'm level 4 it's harder to hit Blitz 2.
I'm Warwick paired, Blitz paired, Zoe paired, yeah, fuck it, like I'm too off of Jace 2,
I'm too off of Elise 2, like you can't miss man, like you have to hit something here,
yeah?
I'm also a Nomzi paired, but I guess I don't really care about my streak that
much, because I have a patient study anyway, Blitz paired, Warwick paired, Zoe paired,
I mean, I'm just saying I'm still two pairs.
Yeah, I can't miss.
Blitz pair, Warwick pair, G?
I mean, I basically didn't miss,
because Hawaii is also really good.
I don't really want to level.
I would double level here if I had a single fucking upgrade,
but I don't have a single one.
I can lose Portal for Blaster.
Is that even better?
It probably is better,
but with this Portal trade, it doesn't do anything.
I will pre-level.
Actually, do I even want a pre-level?
Oh, okay, surely I kill this as well.
Do I even want a pre-level?
I'm Blitz-paired, War-paired, Zoe-paired?
Nah.
I mean, how do you know I don't just hit Varus next shop?
Probably no one's fucking pre-leveling, man.
Okay?
I'm just saying, three costs- you know what?
It's gone.
Great.
Three costs, but I'm not getting that either.
I'm just surprised it's not already gone.
And now I got nothing.
Another glove, fuck it.
And I just play towards Varus.
I mean I a shoujin I belt yeah okay it's fine hello can someone tell me what
time world starts bro I don't fucking know man in who the fuck cares bro these
okay I don't mean to be a what's it called hater or anything GG oh too
bold that's pretty good I mean I might as well just like I don't really care I
might as well just make dirty and just hold everything but I don't need to be a
a hater of these shit teams. But these teams are so fucking shit. Like, how the fuck can
you be down 5k gold at 15 minutes? How the fuck can top and mid average 5 fucking 5 cs
per minute? They're just running mid non stop just non stop fighting. It's just pissing
me off like it. I mean, I usually don't really watch like I okay the thing is I'm
I'm no T1 dickwriter, but like I mean I do watch like I only watch like LCK hype games
So I but like it bro like it's just I wow
Wow
The guy loads in don't worry guys. I
Got my storm surge. It's like 25 minutes in the blog is approaching full build got the storm surge guys
Pro like it's like oh my if that was my mid laner. I would have just left
It's not it's not even fucking remotely playable. It's actually not playable
Okay, is this the top four? Good luck finding various two happy face. Thanks.
I mean patient study on crab rave I'm guaranteed to hit and honestly I mean
I'm not gonna send it to just I mean my spot is looking amazing actually I'm
level five making 40 here patient study level 540 school mascot unleash the
beast this guy's eldritch close one hopefully doesn't hit eldritch 3 what is
this arc angel this guy's playing fucking that trash re-roll spark oh man I
was too good to be true shogun collector 40 gold it's actually too good to be
true man great and now I'm a IE rod nothing and oh a TK I mean I can also
play towards uh what the fuck what the fuck is going on I'm not one Blaster
rods in for sure what is this portal odds okay like okay I'm not to just see
the augment before I decide on a comp because I can also just go like preserver
spat this then we're forge I saw you something but let me see what I hit and
the rolling I mean item collector in scuttle bottle has to be broken what the
fuck rock on as well okay I'm one preserver plus one for sure fuck this
And then I can just reforge. I mean I'm never playing this anymore.
Okay, honestly is JG even bad? Not really. I mean BS sword, is BS sword any good? Not really. Yeah, huge trash.
And crown guard is actually fine. I could crown guard this.
I mean actually I can go step-ass heart. Step-ass heart JG instead of crown guard.
But it is, and then like step-ass heart JG, and then I can just reforge. I can just move the JG to someone else.
else and I just play towards the wrath from this spot and I can play towards morello
the wrath to zero my eight no come play on a couple of fucking folks but you're
actually really good on what's his name one and it's also really good on what's
called I mean all I know is I am level seven fifty gold on three it's
scottal puddle I don't know what who the fuck who might even try to flex to
it's fucking scottal puddle you idiot like you have like okay but the
thing is I have a karma, I have a karma, and I have Preserver plus one, and I have a rock
on, and I have a TK, I mean TK doesn't even do anything like it. Holy fuck, how many units
am I killing here? Shoryun Shoryun QSS. I don't have anti, I didn't kill a single unit
again. You deserve a Morgana next shot, you are right as fuck. You right as fuck.
There's a Gwen with a tier, I have Preserver plus one, Gwen with tier.
I don't even want to go Merulo first, bro I have 7 million gold men like I can't miss,
let me just get them Merulo down.
I don't have anti MR but that's fine, item collector, crab rave, three items, Preserver
plus one, I mean what the fuck does Frost do?
Is there an Arcanite to play, Baskion, Mage, three items, three items, 44, do not worry.
Hey, K3zergyu, I'm watching with my 3 year old son right now. I don't mind the swearing, but could you stop fucking losing?
Uh, if I lose this round, I'm at 4-4-1 perfect. I mean, I lost for sure, but I'm rolling like... Bro, should I just go straight to 9? No, man.
What the fuck, I also need a zillion as well. Straight to 9 for what? I can roll like 7 million gold and he's not losing a single round.
I'm not even that rich. I'm about to go 9 and roll 4 gold again. Oh nice. Good job guys.
This is a pre-level basically.
Varus, Ezreal, Zilean, Vex,
Bardo, Karma, Zilean, Jew, R.E., Hatharim, Nasis. Okay, does anyone know why I even hold Nasis?
I feel like this Mace's unit is just the biggest pile of fucking shit
But I guess I mean okay in preservers it's not actually bad. Yeah
Yeah, whatever fuck it
I'm going straight to nine then
Like is it Millio actually better than Karma and I just showed you I mean if I'm feeding Millio
Like mentorship when I'm playing what's it called is actually kind of good
But also combat casters are right
For fuck's sake I should have portable force reinforcement combat caster
I mean, I'm kind of down to just roll until I hit one or the other like this is just embarrassing at this point
Bro, I miss rock on six man. Oh laugh. Can I play all off this game? No
These is two in the Diana
Okay, why the fuck did I feed? Does anyone know why I fed?
Yeah, whatever fuck I'm going nine
My phone's not even bad
even redemption
Monk up. Bro like I'm shy just roll for fucking like I don't want to lose a round man
Like this is I could go shogun I could go shogun on milio to give this item faster. Is that stronger you think?
It probably is. Oh wait, I can't. Oh, I don't even have my rover
Where is this game? It's fine. Gargoyles my entire board's gone.
Remble vest
I'm one started the dude. It's fine. It's fine. Don't worry. Man, this is a karma 2 diff
It actually is a karma 2 diff
20 HP it's fine. It's fine. Like it just don't worry. Don't worry. I'm about to win out. Oh
What's this? Oh?
Yeah, I don't have anti-mr either
G
G
GG anyone
Did I win I think so buddy?
This I want this to throw items to these so I'll just put I mean honestly
Should I have it throw items to rock on and I just go for a spark or a crown guard
I think I won the game like Diana too I just instantly win the game karma to
Glenn to Morgana I have no spark three item Glenn I got nothing am I dead I think
I'm one life oh mate it's mine this is what I call fake news I mean it's
actually giga fake news. They get econ loss and then also I can still feed twice so it's
actually a guarantee first. GG's. Yup. Barrow 2, do I even upgrade this trash? It's 5
Preserver. Diana 2 is Diana 2. Preserver is fucking worthless on here. I don't know if
I want to preserve her back on me. It sounds kinda troll. Another Karma 2. Also this
I mean the good news is there's so many eighths in a row I just went eighth again
and have I even complained no man the thing is what's another eight who the
fuck cares the only thing that matters is we're having a lot of fun G G that's
right yeah that's right you write as fuck I mean I am right so do you on
some real shit I know streaming this game probably sucks sometimes but I
I appreciate the hours on hours of your hard work my favorite streamer
me
Again
Honestly, this what's it called item is straight up fucking broken. I think I won the game then
Anonymous gift or with five subs and then twitch just adds one randomly. Yeah. Thank you anonymous gift or GGs
Well, you pair the show is only as you just instantly win the game
Okay, this spot is unbought for a ball. Can we all agree? It's unbought for a ball
Oh, this is you can't even you can't even sort by this because these fuckers that you can have this on what's it called on
On a on a charm like fucking on okay. Let's say I have various like can you play towards me?
I want to play towards various here. It's not going on this unit. It's pretty good on on naces though. I think
Like I really want to play towards various. I mean either way. I am so fucking rich. I'm about to load in for one
Three star everything
Two star everything
Where are gonna is this good? Is this that it's trench go good on on the thing, but the thing is like okay
I mean, I probably just go redemption on on the thing
When it's good holder versus okay, I mean, I bet I will do that then
Who don't have redemption though for this swing unit with this shit like just look at this garbage man
All right, I didn't kill a single unit. I mean, oh wait. Yeah, one more cast fucking and yeah, GGs
Then you trash. Oh, okay. Yeah, you trash
One more proc hello
oh okay it's just a street up fucking scam man and I'm so fucking rich I'm gonna
be level I'm gonna level on 4-1 and just roll fucking 100 gold redemption
trench coat any front liner is good and I just go glove you even shroud collector
glove I don't think I'm killing a single unit here GG it didn't fucking
cast what are you even doing buddy? Oh my team fucking sucks. Okay it's fine indeed. I think
he's also playing Varus. Okay I'm actually going to play preserver Gwyn. Okay three
thoughts love, hodge, jg, and then blue. I want a tier because I don't actually need
that. I mean I guess I can go with the thing on Gwyn. But don't you actually really
want the dude? Gaining one star copy of a random champion? Like this doesn't count
as the thing right? Not stupid. As patience as a virtue because you know that the tower counts.
Swing 2. Bro who the fuck loads in to play Blitzcrank? It's so fucking cringe.
Set to go fan account 1. You just loads in, you have time to play some Blitzcrank.
Yeah okay great. No loser. Okay I'm at 10, 10 the things. Karma? Great. I mean I'm not
I'm not buying this shit, I have Glove Glove, Glove Glove.
I'm just saying, I have 12 rolls.
After this round, I'm gonna have 12 rolls banked.
Making 20 here.
Kintsu, this guy's Ryze, this guy's Varus.
Oh, holy fuck, bro, he has latent forge
with trench coat, oh, Munkah.
I think this guy's also playing towards Varus as well.
Ziggs reroll, this guy also has trench coat,
and this guy's also playing towards Varus.
The fuck?
All I know is, I could just roll a 4-1 and just shit on the mall.
I'm rolling like a hundred fucking times.
But I'm pretty sure this hero, Wendline, is not even bad. Let me see my item.
So, I think if I get BS or I'll probably play...
I mean, if I get tier, I can play one for sure.
Bardo?
I don't even want to buy this. Too expensive.
Patience of virtue.
Okay, like, I mean, I have to buy this. Like, it probably eats a fucking...
I mean, I have to buy this shit, so...
Okay.
Permission to just uh
Permission to just play Varus. I mean I have no I'm five-way contesting
But the thing is I have so much gold that these guys will never hit
Yeah, I agreed
My board got straight up fucking one shot. Oh laugh is the bench to fall in good in Varus
Probably I mean isn't it also broken in in what's it called in trench coat? Oh
What is this portal? I don't really want to I don't really want to break down a G condo
Okay, but the problem is, I'm not gonna be able to... I have to put this on TK, but it's not even good on TK.
Unless it's just randomly... Maybe I just play...
Oh, this guy also has the thing.
Aw, man. At least one gold. It's fine.
I'm just saying, look at my bank rolls. Just look. Look at this shit.
It doesn't even matter that I'm... Like, this guy's RISE, this guy's playing TOR-
He already has a Varus, and an Olaf.
HOW THE FUCK HOW HOW?!
Okay, it's fine.
At least I got a BS for the last two straight years, fine.
Okay, blaster plus one, six blaster.
It doesn't matter, I'm just gonna sit here and go true fucking zero on four one, I'm
going 20 fucking times.
It doesn't matter that two's gone, it just does not matter.
I'm just gonna load in three star everything.
It's over.
Yup.
A Tomcatch, I mean, oh what the fuck, it's three and one.
I don't want to sell Swain too.
I mean, I couldn't move on him, so this guy has a TK and a Varus on six, and then
And he also hit an econ augment.
And he's three items? Oh lord.
I might...
The problem is that it never casts, like it actually will never cast.
It's so fucking mid.
What is Shen starting mana? Is it high?
Oh shit, he's just ran him over.
It was good to have the trench coat on Shen.
Like how good?
Like good or like not good?
Because the problem with TK is like TK will never get the first cast off
and it probably won't even get the second two casts off.
But I think Shen might actually be able to.
But like the tk is always front line and then it just it just never gets the cast off and then you're just eight
Like fuck it blaster shen watch out their board
But I mean it has to be shen too like it always splits and then it just resets the mana and then like it
Like this one at least gets the cast off and then it splits
But this like you probably would have split it and then I would have lost the cast
You know I mean
I mean heck it was too expensive. I have so many fucking rolls being
Who am I missing?
Who the fuck am I missing? Oh, shit.
Oh, shit, I can just play this.
Let me make 10-1 turn and then that's when I'm just gonna fucking send Zero over to hit my board.
I'm not just gonna put arms on here for now.
Can I have a Delta play around?
Delta on this?
Alright, so I only have one of Uber though.
I mean, I actually have enough money to hit, right?
I mean, honestly, I don't even need to do two.
I can just hit Varus two and I actually win out.
I actually don't.
Like, I have 17 rolls banged for the problem is I don't even have enough money to buy my shit.
So I should've just fortuit it.
But then if I fortuit it, they're all gone, man.
I mean, they're all gone anyway.
But I mean, at least I found one that's good enough.
Item collector, balance budget.
I mean, item collector in this galaxy is actually...
In this comp, it's actually insanely good.
Flat AD.
I think it's too slow, Diana.
Bro, what the f- Why the fuck do I have a Jace on my board?
Blade 2, TK.
Bro, fuck this unit.
I mean, I could just say no, no that, and just go...
This is my board.
This is my board.
Oh, my God.
I am eight.
I don't even have enough money. I had to for it.
Oh, that's not good.
I mean, honestly, Ezreal 2 is Ezreal 2.
It's actually pretty good.
He got one shot.
Honestly, I just don't play Inferno.
And then I just play Blaster, Blaster the dude.
Why are we making it way too...
I mean, it's actually good.
I mean, it's six, it's six, whatever the fuck man.
It's actually good.
I'm out of rolls.
Like I could just go, I could just go Zerath over this.
But the problem is like,
don't I need a frontline upgrade?
Nah, just watch this shit.
GG's done.
U-Trash, Smolder, Hecarim.
And Smolder's better than play.
Varus too.
Ah, great.
Like I don't have enough money to 4-1 it.
If I 4-2 it, every single Varus is out of the pool.
And now I'm stuck playing Ezreal fucking Ezreal duo carry.
Nice.
Belt, belt.
Like what the fuck is this, man?
I don't have, oh great, a Varus paired.
TK2, Varus paired.
Entire lobbies played the exact same comp.
20 rolls, neither two-starred.
GG's.
Oh well now I need, probably like this,
this Zorath doesn't even do anything, man.
I mean, I guess I just don't play Shen.
Yeah, I for sure want inferno now.
Also, bro, this trenchcoat and whatever the fuck on this is just straight up fucking useless.
Yeah?
Okay.
It's fine. I'm about to spike. It's all good.
I can move items, and I might just play Nasis 2.
I mean, I don't know how the fuck I hit this, by the way.
Like, how did I even hit this Varus? Like, how many Varuses are gone?
One, two, three, four, five, I have six, seven, eight.
Oh, actually, there's still two left.
This is just completely fucking useless.
TK too.
I just sold the thing, but okay, it's fine.
I don't want to put on that unit.
And I'll just redemption this.
And then I have Glove, Rod, Belt, War Mogs.
I don't need anti-heal, fucking anti-heal, yeah.
Fucking anti-heal.
Fucking anti-heal? Yeah, fucking anti-heal.
Fucking anti-heal? Yeah, agreed.
One cast, whole board's on.
I mean, I can go Arcana plus one
and get more AD.
Oh, holy fuck, I just almost just went Blaster plus one.
I'm not even playing I'm not even playing heck or I'm playing I'm not even playing heck or
Hey
All right, whatever true damage it is. I'm not I'm not building I did it for 2% true damage
I don't even have a heck room. I don't even have a heck of a
Hey
Okay, it's fine. It's fine. No worries
Where the fuck did my board go? I mean, I can't pay because I'm pairing the wrath. I'm
I'm 80 health
80 health 80 health
Okay, bear is to Olaf to 50 gold
Monka, you know, I don't have anti-heal
And it's a rock can I okay guys can I go back to Kalista?
This this comp like it's just like I hit but it's so fucking late
Like I'm just going back to Kalista like can I just end stream like can I just get my LP back off stream?
It's just this is just unreasonable like this fucking bear is calm
I think we're actually about to go 5-6-7-8 and
Then when I play karma at five way contested karma, there's three cops in the fucking game man. There's three I
Mean you can I mean no you can play Arkana like okay
You can play Arkana fucking
Warriors or whatever the fuck but like that's not actually its own comp because karma also plays fucking warriors
And then also every comment the game plays Tomcatch
AK rise bro rise was not portal plus one wasn't even good last patch
it's been it's been made oh my this rise unit is just so fucking trash like the
thing is with rise is you're stable off of like tea okay almost all of the comps
that you think are good are capping around TK in in in what's it called in
Zerath so like the comps like rise that cap around Zerath I don't understand
like if you don't hit TK to what's your game plan how is rise supposed to
scale he's so fucking useless you can't scale man you are contesting five-way
contesting TK because even the Karmuk players can hold TK I I don't know how
you're gonna scale man like you need to cap around Diana to you need to cap
around Zerath to you need to find a milio then you also need perfect item
Rise? I don't know how you're scaling. I just don't know, man.
How the fuck? Isn't Tarek 2 enough to scale? No, man. The unit doesn't do anything.
Rise needs a duo carry as well. Like, his damage is just fucking pathetic.
You need to sit there and stall for 20 seconds for him to do anything.
Like, oh my god. Imagine if he bought the Karma Stage 2.
I have love love redemption
There's just straight up no fucking re-roll lines
The only thing you can play is ziggs. It's mid as fuck
Ezreal 3 there's five various players a lobby like I don't know where the fucking you're even dreaming
About Ezreal 3 like that probably there's like there's no fucking way
It's not plus EV to just fucking sit here and open like a fucking dumbass for the bow
Because the moment you're more than one way contested Varus, the compass just goes to fucking Gigamid.
Is there a way to check what shits on Varus the hardest?
Oh, what shits on Varus the hardest is when they don't hit Varus too.
You bleed out so fucking fast.
But Rock on one, Kalista one, you can actually scam some rounds.
Like if they don't have the DPS check to kill your Rock on, the Kalista just ramps up and just goes infinite.
But like Varus one, that never has the DPS to kill anything and then you're just eight.
I mean yeah, I lost with Varus too, to fucking Varus too.
Ola 2 bears 250 gold and by the time I hit I'm already 20 HP it doesn't even
fucking matter like I already like I already bled out way too much HP because
I didn't have various two for three rounds oh no if you're a one is good but
there's only three comps in the game and like you're one is also falls under
karma it's just bro there's just no fucking reroll lines there's no fucking
comp diversity you just see you just take an econ augment and you just see
your items you just fucking commit and if you don't hit on four one don't
even bother complaining because it's just it's just the game like honestly I'm
not even gonna bother complaining I'm just gonna take my econ augment see what
my items are and just for one I promise I won't complain a single time why does
everyone who plays this game looks so unhappy I mean like the pro the game
is good but it's also so fucking bad man like I okay like what game is good
when you play 15 hours straight like you cannot be seen sitting here playing
15 hours straight fuck this game man but it's fun like it is fun if I
I have like a 1 out of 50 Omega Giga opener, I will allow Vhagar.
Like I'm talking like an econ opener, tier tier tier, Vhagar 3 on 2-2.
I'll allow it.
I mean this actually looks like a Giga opener.
I mean it's not a Vhagar Giga opener, but it is a Giga opener.
Blitzcrank like 3-3 honey, Blitzcrank paired, Warwick paired, Poppy paired, my frontline
is really close to spiking.
items I mean I'm just looking at this if I don't get a gig open I'm just gonna
fall open for a ginsu I mean that's not even true like be a glove into places
not that good belt bow I'm a full ginsu price fighter it's I mean it's basically
a gig opener and price better than actually play a lot of stuff I mean I'm
not thinking don't play I'm not thinking that trash too healthy I'm not
thinking that trash I have to take price fighter I mean work to that's
pretty good hopefully I'll buy the shitter here and he's not that shit
but it's pretty shit and I'm never upgrading this anymore level
I mean, is this just a Varus game? I mean, honestly, items in Varus are actually insanely good.
I.e.
Okay, and I have a BF to play around. I can just Ginsu, Varus, or Ezreal.
I just play it for streak, and then if I hit a smolder, I'll just move it to smolder.
I mean, I said I wasn't gonna play Varus, but like, isn't items into Varus like insanely good?
Also from this spot, like, it's actually impossible to bought four. If I bought four from this spot,
But I don't even know what to say.
Very plus one slamming into Varus, Kalista, mentorship into Nautcher, and probably Kalista.
So there's three Kalista players and only two Varus players.
GG!
Am I back?
I didn't kill a single unit.
I can't kill this fucker.
Aw man, it's fine.
Well, the board's not even bad.
Warwick 2, Ziggs 2, 3 items.
Kalista, not sure.
Maybe Preserver Warriors, this guy's various for sure.
Not sure.
Kalista could play Rise, not sure.
Kalista.
I have Gintsu, Morello, IE.
Basically Unconfested, yes.
Agreed, agreed.
It basically is Unconfested, you're right.
Like one way contested, like bro,
I'm about to 3 star everything and I'll hold raw cons on the roll down as well. Fuck these guys
You fucking piece of shit. Like I oh my I like I
Should have actually fine I
Refuse to go a defensive item when you play blasters you just fucking watch out their entire board
Like I don't know why the fuck you would ever build a single front-line and fuck that
What is this anything good? Is this good?
Not not that I mean that's good. I'm talking about the board
I mean, I can play this plus one, Ziggs, Shoujin, Shoujin IE, and then I have Gensu Morello.
This guy is very sure, also he has a slamming, so I'm kind of scared.
I mean, it's unbufforable, I'm just saying.
It's actually unbufforable, but I'm way too good.
to heal. I have Shoujian IE. Gensu is just like a default item and then you just move
it onto smolder if you hit smolder and if you don't hit smolder like whatever. Rumble.
I don't even care about blaster plus one honestly. I beat everyone. I'm getting tired.
Get to a dog. Thank you for this up. I can't honestly remember specifics but the
drop table should be...who are you talking to? For what? Alright, Gensu IE. It
It was a reply. I'm not talking to you. Oh. Oh, sorry. Gintsu? I.E. Oh, I'm not trying to build no fucking Gargoyle. Fuck off.
Shit, it's fucking garbage. I mean, I'm also not trying to, I'm not trying to build no fucking Runans either.
I mean, it's haven't even tried and then I mean, I'd rather just go bow and then have it last whisper.
Horizon though. Honestly, I can play Gintsu Moralo, Shoujin, Ryze, and play Ryze this game. Fuck it.
And then just I eat some piece of trash. I mean, it's not even better than Ziggs.
I just saw a Hecarim too. I mean, like, no, it probably is better than Ziggs, but it's not better than losing my entire...
I thought I was gonna... I thought I was stronger than everyone. I just threw my fire streak.
Oh my armate. Armate.
Is there anything that gives gold?
Like fucking hero grab bag and I didn't know is mentorship good
in
embarrass
Zerath instead of Ari
I mean, it's it's good if I find Zerath, but if I don't find Zerath like it's like how the fuck can it be good
Oh, okay
Piece of shit Ezreal comes back. I mean this board is actually pretty stable for a bit. I
Didn't kill a single unit
I'm level 640 gold. I just threw my win streak
I just threw my win streak
I would have won the previous round
and I'd be like I would have be
I just had to pay two gold and then I'd be plus one prize fighter
I should have just bought it then like I didn't know I had prize fighter. Oh, I knew I had prize fighter.
Okay, I'm eight
Mentorship
This is good. Okay. I'm not gonna mention my front line. Who the fuck cares? Actually, I don't know what you're asking. That's fine
Shoujin Morello
I mean, can't see Shoujin, can't see my IE and then IE. No, I only want to win.
Mordekaiser 2? Hello guys. I think I'm rolling like 10 gold on 4-2.
Okay, actually I'm rolling like 40 gold, which is not even bad. I have a bow. More
offensive items, that's fine. Okay, Shoujin, Last Whisper, IE, Ginsu, Morello.
I think I'm back. I could move IE and then just Ginsu Morello this. I mean, I
I have IE, the good pair is actually kind of good, I am so, so poor, when the fuck can
I level?
I'll fucking use Margarh, come on.
How many rounds did I win this game, 4?
I think 4, 5, 5, I mean usually it's too expensive, but I have prizefighter, a brofuck
prizefighter, like I need this too gold, if I lose this too gold and I lose potential
three gold I don't know how the fuck I'm
for doing it yeah whatever fuck the
price fighter I mean leveling for ways
not even bad though is that strong
little buddies shiv guard breaker bt
probably playing towards karma
galeo 2 fioro bd I don't know where
the fuck my board went it's like what
the fuck even happened I it's okay
another fucking shit-ass rise great
this guy doesn't do anything all right
4-2 I'm sending it you can't miss I am so poor holy fuck I have no Econ of it I
got a spat I am fucked oh I just found the various okay I mean something you
just have to hit something okay I have belt BF like a then just back to make I
can make this and then swap it over to this is also these two varuses it's a
Double Econ. He's TK2.
Aw man. Okay, it's fine. I think he's double fucking Econ. It's all good.
Okay, what the fuck do I do with this spat, by the way?
I don't know.
I mean, I'm not trying to make no fucking Pyro, plus one.
Aw, my...
Honestly, Sanion, I didn't scoff even bad.
I don't really want more items.
Yeah, GG's. Like, whatever, fucking.
Four- I'm- I'm four traits.
That's fine. That- that is A-okay.
I don't have a heck of a rim.
I don't have a heck of a rim
And wait, what is what does pan make?
Please we're forging the pan. We're begging you for what wait? What does it make my stupid?
Wait, you can make blaster
Am I stupid?
Wait, how the fuck do you wait? Wait, what's blaster?
No, you yeah, you can't oh my
Okay, does anyone know where the what's it called is
Where this is like I the fucking heck of a rim. I want the game the game's over. It's for sure over
It's like guaranteed over G. I mean, I don't even have the role. I'm actually rich as fuck
I mean get the fuck off my board like five trades good enough and look just look at my items
Just look my fucking items shoujin last whisper ie ie ie I have the thing I shen to no diff
I know where the fuck is the heck a rim? Just look nice for I like it doesn't matter
Just watch just look at his look at his front line
Gallio to whatever rumble three for like a vanguard like watch. Yeah, your board's gone. Bye. Bye
Like this cop you just straight up one shot them before they one shot you you went out
I mean, it's actually unbought horrible because I just go nine
I find one heck of a rim and then I have true fucking this I've last whispered anti-heal
like true this on on Ezreal
And then now I just go nine
Honey Nancy plus one I have another glove like what the fuck is that do I can go guard?
Glove Belt, Spat, Bro should I just reforge the Spat? I mean Pyro plus one is not terrible I guess.
Is it good? No, it's not. It's fucking worthless actually.
I mean already two have never offered me this trash, I actually went up for bads.
I mean I just had to sack, I had to sack two rounds.
I have mentorship, like I'm double combat, like where's the other fucker with the Zirath?
Or the dude too, where is it? Where's this fucker at?
Where's Varus two? He ate Varus two? Varus two? 20 gold? He's double, double Econ?
Like probably like I'm going forced
Where'd your board go buddy? I'm not even have hecarim paired by the way. I mean when you hit Varus too
It's fucking broken, but when you don't hit Varus to your rate
Your rate
All right, where the fuck is the heck of rim because I know hecarim arey and then for Arkana
And then I get 50 AD whole board and then this is just gonna wash out the entire board stand united 50 AD
extra attack speed as well
My items are way too good. Anti-heal, anti-armor. I mean, I might as well just buy this, because no matter what I'm going to, uh...
I'm not in next turn. I can go... I'm just gonna go TG.
I have a dead gold over on my bench, so that's fine.
The star! I only have one remover, though.
Okay, so where the fuck is this Hecarim? One Hecarim over this, and I'm done.
My board is actually good. Right now, I'm getting 200 HP. Like, what the fuck does that do for me?
Honestly, I know there's no way I have enough charms. It's it's 9 max
Great rock on to Callista 2. I'm gonna have the star
He got straight up scammed
GG
50 AD
One various cast whole board's gone. Bye. Bye, buddy. Miss Briar 2 not really hodge. I
Don't really want to hodge
I want to hodge the smolder, but I guess I would I mean I guess I would just sell this if I hit smolder
Yeah, bro, can I can I even play Diana this game?
I didn't kill a single unit man I think I just got killed I just lost to a
Soraka it's okay I'm tk1 no smolder bucket all right I just miss rumble two
oops I signed with a bad upgrade don't have a single I don't have a single
smolder I'm playing I mean honestly it's fine it's like this one doesn't even
do anything it's more so I don't have tk2 after this I just died with tk2
Really? Is this the star? No. I have no combat charm. I think I'm going to eat.
Also, how many stacks do I have? Because I'm pretty sure I can actually just play double, double Varus.
Isn't it actually good? Okay, I'm at 12 stacks. I was told. Okay, if I stand united, I'm down, yeah?
I stand united. Fuck 50 AD. It's basically half the thing and I can just get true damage at 12 charms.
Uh, can I even play this?
I mean, another Verus 2 is probably better than RE.
I mean, that's for sure.
I didn't even pair Zaraq.
I paired Hecarim again.
The fuck am I doing?
I just realized it doesn't even forge it into… great, now I'm 8.
It doesn't even forge it into the thing.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh, a TG, the fuck.
I mean, why does it just spread them for, uh, what's it called?
Okay, honestly, the Trudam was even better than AD.
900 damage, 200. Is that even better than 80?
Like it doesn't look like it is, because I also lose the auto attack. I'm paring hacker and fuck this.
The tower.
Camille 2.
What?
He's level 8.
Xerath 2, the tower. Callista 2. Like, what are the, like, I, what?
What? And I don't know how Varus is supposed to kill this.
Like, I mean, you can actually kill it, but like, not really. When they have Martyr,
Martyr a bench to fall in oh my hello guys can I flake I'm tired you guys mind
if I go take a nap I'm kind of tired GGs and tomorrow I'm back like bro it's
16 hours it's 5 a.m. guys I'm taking a nap I'm out of here I'm gonna go get in
bed and pass the fuck out I'm tired as fuck tomorrow please tune in ad block
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