[436/730] ⚽️ NEW ROCKET LEAGUE UPDATE -> MASSIVE CSGO CASE OPENING ⚽️

Jynxzi

03-11-2026 · 6h 51m

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[00:03:00] Wednesday. Hi guys. Beautiful Wednesday. How are you doing?

[00:03:04] Oh, I'm doing fantastic. I came here with some good news for you and chats.

[00:03:11] Well, you said upsetting news?

[00:03:14] No, amazing news. Amazing news. So listen, you know how you want to see Donk?

[00:03:20] Yeah, I want to see Donk play. Yes.

[00:03:22] Yeah, it's in three days. You know, that's a short time to get get perms, whatever.

[00:03:27] Jamesy has been approved to close street ESL approved meets season 23 on Twitch in English.

[00:03:35] Slow, slow, slower. What does that mean, 23?

[00:03:38] That means...

[00:03:41] You have to get approved every season?

[00:03:43] Probably, yes.

[00:03:46] When did I get approved?

[00:03:48] So, you got approved at 5, 512 AM is when I started talking to him.

[00:03:58] You didn't do anything?

[00:04:00] You were up at 5 in the morning?

[00:04:02] Yeah, I was emailing him at like 5 in the morning.

[00:04:06] When do you normally joke off?

[00:04:08] I don't.

[00:04:11] Aura, Aura.

[00:04:14] You don't ever joke off?

[00:04:16] I'm getting sidetracked.

[00:04:17] So what does that mean, bro?

[00:04:19] I could watch Donk?

[00:04:22] Yes, that means, what, two days now?

[00:04:27] Yes, two days.

[00:04:28] Let's get a W Havertz in the chat.

[00:04:30] Yo, hivemind, great work, kid.

[00:04:33] Thank you, bro.

[00:04:34] Jack, can we get a W Hivemind in the chat?

[00:04:37] So in two days, we will be able to watch Donk.

[00:04:41] At what time is it, 2.45?

[00:04:43] Yeah, I believe he's the last day of the day.

[00:04:50] Fantastic.

[00:04:51] Let's see.

[00:04:52] Let's see.

[00:04:53] Hi, guys.

[00:04:54] Since you said you don't jerk off, this guy said I'll jerk you off.

[00:04:58] I've mind.

[00:04:59] Thoughts?

[00:05:00] I don't think you had to read that one.

[00:05:03] So in one day, 23 hours, six minutes and 28 seconds, you can watch Donk.

[00:05:11] What time does Donk kick off?

[00:05:12] pick off what time does he take the field?

[00:05:17] 1445 to 45 PM EST and it's a best of three.

[00:05:22] Milk. I want to see what this guy's all about. I want to see what this guy's all about.

[00:05:27] That's a three land. It's a land.

[00:05:32] Huh? I thought it was online. It's a land.

[00:05:36] I think they're close online.

[00:05:42] They are three land.

[00:05:44] FAMO BORA!

[00:05:45] Wait, so...

[00:05:46] I mean, I know, only 70 does not know if the crowd is going to be for this game.

[00:05:51] But, um, don't worry, they can farm, so you'll be able to see the crowd, too.

[00:05:58] Holy cinema!

[00:05:59] So it's just three best of threes.

[00:06:01] Quarter, semi, five of those?

[00:06:06] I don't know about finals.

[00:06:08] Is finals being a third or be a five?

[00:06:11] This is gonna be cinema high-bives good shit, bro. Wow

[00:06:17] Wait, but how did we get approved that fast, bro? It was like a date, right?

[00:06:23] Look I got this

[00:06:28] So I got the email from

[00:06:32] Yeah, he actually DMed me he followed me on Twitter and DM but he said that he saw

[00:06:38] This was at 4.24 a.m. He said that he saw a clip of you asking to play and then that

[00:06:52] he was really excited to get you perms.

[00:06:54] So he immediately got you perms and then I said at 4.25 a.m. that you were super excited

[00:07:01] to go. And then recently, oh yeah, he's just saying that they reached out and you're all

[00:07:12] good to go. And if they're a genuine big fan of your strings, and hope to see you.

[00:07:18] What? The CS going? So who is that? The ESL guys?

[00:07:24] I'm not looking at his profile.

[00:07:27] Holy cinema, bro.

[00:07:30] Oh my God, I didn't think it was gonna be that quick.

[00:07:33] He's a regional coordinator and broadcast manager for ESL.

[00:07:38] W's, bro.

[00:07:39] So I'm gonna go live early on Friday then, hey?

[00:07:41] 245.

[00:07:43] Yep.

[00:07:44] Thank you, Haver.

[00:07:46] Thank you, Hygmind.

[00:07:46] Hey, let's give it a W Hygmind in the chat.

[00:07:49] No worries, bro.

[00:07:50] I'm gonna work on that server for the tournament too.

[00:07:53] All right, bro, I'll see you, bro.

[00:07:54] All right, see ya.

[00:07:56] W hive mind bro

[00:07:59] W hive mind bro

[00:08:01] W hive mind chat

[00:08:03] That's crazy, bro. So I've never even he sport like that

[00:08:07] We had to get perms to watch the stuff, but we got perms, bro

[00:08:10] So we'll be able to watch doc on Friday Friday 245 245 245

[00:08:16] Hopefully he wins the whole fucking thing so we can keep watching them. She loved being gets thinking about time

[00:08:21] Tied thinking about a tier one

[00:08:23] Winter think about now chat shut up with cases relax

[00:08:29] guys

[00:08:31] Cases is in the end of the title

[00:08:34] Relax, I'm not like this stream is not gonna turn into just me fucking like a little fucking kid just clicking a body

[00:08:42] We got a pace ourselves look bro. We can only do a case opening every other day. Guess what today's that fucking day

[00:08:49] I'm not going out like that dog

[00:08:51] Last case we got was a hundred dollar fucking gold after 500 cases fuck that noise

[00:08:58] Today we're getting three goals. You heard me not one not two, but three goals

[00:09:04] Lots, but we're not doing them yet like later in the night later in the night now chat next order of news brown

[00:09:11] BAM

[00:09:14] Autobiome

[00:09:16] This shit is crazy. I'm not even gonna lie to you. This shit is crazy. This is the most

[00:09:25] random, like, like, like, this is the most random shit ever. On a random Tuesday in

[00:09:33] March, BAM Audubio gets 83 points and breaks Kobe's record. Now, I'm just gonna be honest.

[00:09:43] I heard a lot of it was free throws is that true?

[00:09:50] Now, Jack, you want to know something crazy?

[00:09:52] Y'all are going to say I'm lying when I listen, you're going to say I'm

[00:09:56] lying when I say this.

[00:10:01] I was watching warmups to this game and I could just tell Bam was dropping 80.

[00:10:07] Not kidding.

[00:10:08] I'm kidding.

[00:10:09] I'm kidding.

[00:10:09] But my actual roar with this guy is, um, I love saying his name, like this is weird, but like, I've never played QK like a couple of years ago, he has the best name ever, bam, out of bio, bam, out of bio, like, that's the best name ever, but yeah, 83 points.

[00:10:26] Do y'all know, like, do you, like, bro, if you understand anything about basketball, this is literally more impressive than the Wilt game.

[00:10:35] Because Wilt was going against like accountants like Wilt Chamberlain would be guarded by a six foot five center

[00:10:44] Like bro, the NBA is so much more competitive than

[00:10:48] brother look bro

[00:10:54] All right, let's break down a sense 42 minutes played

[00:10:59] 83 points 20 for 43 from the field

[00:11:03] 7 for 22 from the 3, 36 for 43 from the 3-throw.

[00:11:10] Barrette! Maybe this isn't more impressive. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

[00:11:16] Brother, 36 free throws? My God!

[00:11:24] Like, come on, come on guys. 36 free throws? Barrette!

[00:11:32] bro like I'm gonna say this bro Kobe's 81 there was a lot of free throws it was

[00:11:41] not as much of this how many free throws did Kobe make somebody in the chat is

[00:11:45] gonna be a basketball nerd and just know off the top of the it was probably like

[00:11:48] 20 right how many free throws did Kobe make 18 20 20 20 18 he was 18 for 20

[00:11:57] Brothers, brothers, brothers, 43 free throw attempts.

[00:12:04] That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

[00:12:07] That's like if you put a fucking college player in a middle school court, literally 43 free

[00:12:14] throw attempts.

[00:12:15] Of course it's on the wizards.

[00:12:17] Wait a minute.

[00:12:19] Wait a damn second.

[00:12:21] Did Kobe drop Haiti on the wizards?

[00:12:23] Hold on.

[00:12:24] My memory serves me correct. I think

[00:12:27] Kobe 81 point game. I swear to God. It was the Wizards. It was the Raptors. Fuck

[00:12:32] Bro, I thought it was the Wizards

[00:12:35] It was the 2006 Raptors

[00:12:38] Wow now this we need to talk about this as well. What a crazy day in sports by the way

[00:12:44] Breaking the Raiders say the Ravens have backed out of the trade agreement for Max Crosby according to a team statement

[00:12:50] Las Vegas had initially agreed to trade the five-time Pro Bowl defensive end to Baltimore in exchange for 2026 and 2027 first round draft picks.

[00:13:01] Pause right there. First off, if you're the Las Vegas Raiders, are you fucking stupid? Like, Max Crosby is not the problem.

[00:13:11] Like I like I don't know why teams in the NFL do this. Oh

[00:13:16] Well, we're not winning so let's trade away the only hope our dynasty has and

[00:13:23] Let's get picked brother the whole point

[00:13:27] Listen the whole fucking point of a first-round pick is to find somebody like Max Crosby

[00:13:34] Why would you trade him away?

[00:13:36] So now he's coming back to Vegas and they want to get rid of him.

[00:13:41] So the team dynamic is fucking horrible.

[00:13:43] Um, but proteins do this shit all the time.

[00:13:47] They have a couple of losing seasons.

[00:13:48] They trade away their best player for a pick.

[00:13:50] Brother, the whole point of picks is to find the best player.

[00:13:55] I saw this.

[00:13:57] So instead of Crosby, they're getting this guy.

[00:14:00] I'm going to keep it a buck.

[00:14:01] I don't know who this is.

[00:14:03] Who is this?

[00:14:05] I don't know who this is.

[00:14:06] But if he's getting $112 million over the span of 4 years, I'm assuming he's fucking legit.

[00:14:12] But like, here's the thing, I know who Max Crosby is, I don't know who to fuck this

[00:14:15] h- who is this casual, shut the n- shut that shit up, shut that shit up!

[00:14:21] Nobody watches the bears, bro!

[00:14:24] No one watches the fucking bears!

[00:14:27] No one says, hey bro, let's throw on that bears game, unless you're literally in Chicago!

[00:14:35] No one watches the bears, dog.

[00:14:40] It's not tangible.

[00:14:43] Bangles, wait, what?

[00:14:48] Okay, you can see the confusion clearly.

[00:14:50] It looks like a bear's jersey.

[00:14:52] That looked like a bee, which it is,

[00:14:53] but it's a bear, you can see the confusion.

[00:14:55] Jack, nobody watches the bangles, bro.

[00:14:58] Better point, no one watches the bangles

[00:15:00] besides fantasy owners, bro.

[00:15:02] Brother, the only one who watches the bangles

[00:15:04] people who has fucking of Chase Brown or Jamar Chase that is it no one said hey

[00:15:11] let's turn on that bangles game bro

[00:15:20] Anjo burrow yeah Anjo burrow when he's healthy now back to this because this

[00:15:24] needs to be fucking talk not 83 points in an NBA game from the guy with the

[00:15:32] coolest name in NBA history. I'm sorry that's the coolest name ever. Bam Otavio. Yes I know who I knew

[00:15:39] who Bam was before this. Jack, who didn't know who Bam was before this? Bro Bam is very known.

[00:15:45] He's a very known player. I knew him for 2k though. I don't like the heat. I like the magic.

[00:15:52] Who knew Bam was before this? Now besides you, you did it. Shut your bitch ass up. Bro I play 2k

[00:15:58] every year obviously I know BAM on a bio like like shut the fuck up bro I play

[00:16:05] 2k every year obviously I know BAM bro um but yeah crazy crazy crazy crazy I was

[00:16:15] gonna watch the highlights in this at the start of the stream but I'm pretty

[00:16:19] sure the highlights is just pre-drills what is the current state of the NBA

[00:16:25] bro. Like, no, let's be honest, let's have a conversation. Who is the face of the NBA right

[00:16:30] now? Not counting BAM, of course. Uh, Shay. What is Shay known for? Drawing fouls. Like,

[00:16:37] I don't know, bro. Like, the NBA is just, he used to have some pizzazz to it. Now it just feels like

[00:16:43] free throw simulant. Am I right or am I wrong? No, it's not Wemby. Brother, the face of the NBA is

[00:16:49] shade open cases I need a nap soon no coin coin you're addicted bro you're

[00:16:59] fucking addicted open case I need a nap bro go nap I'm not opening cases for hours

[00:17:06] Yolkich Yolkich is not the face of the NBA you wonder why bro because Yolkich is

[00:17:10] boring period Yolkich doesn't even like basketball dude brother Yolkich won the

[00:17:17] NBA championship, they hand him a microphone. He's like, I just want to go back to my farm.

[00:17:22] Bro, Yokech doesn't like basketball. Do you realize that? The face of the NBA is probably

[00:17:28] Shea, bro. Wemby is like nine feet tall, so all the umps know Wemby. The actual face of the NBA,

[00:17:34] Shea, and Shea just draws fouls. Somebody breaks Kobe's record. What is it? 43 free throw attempts.

[00:17:41] We have a problem on our hands

[00:17:43] It's the same shit in NFL

[00:17:45] We're turning the shit into like it's just it's just flags, bro. So yeah, I don't know

[00:17:53] And aunt is not the face of the NBA chat the face of the NBA is Shay

[00:17:57] Who just want to read who just want to read Shay?

[00:18:02] Hey Jinxie, how's your day? Tell us about it. Just joking. I don't care hate from Germany. Fuck you

[00:18:07] Again, this is just day to day. This is daily. These messages are just normal at this point.

[00:18:14] These messages are just normal. Vance, think of it as a crime. She's thinking of it as your one.

[00:18:21] Fritz, think of it as a crime. Amon, think of it as your one. Your stream is so boring, speed it up.

[00:18:26] Yeah, that's a one-way ticket to get banned. Type in the word boring. 300 second time out.

[00:18:32] Streams so boring speed it up.

[00:18:34] Friend, I don't know if you're like four years old

[00:18:36] or something, brother, brother, brother, brother.

[00:18:39] I'm talking to chat.

[00:18:40] I do this episode of average stream.

[00:18:41] Shut the hell up.

[00:18:44] Bro said he's not opening cases no more.

[00:18:46] Listen, bro, we're not going out like that.

[00:18:48] We're not going out like that, bro.

[00:18:52] I'm addicted to cases.

[00:18:53] I'm addicted to cases, period, bro.

[00:18:56] I'm addicted to cases, period.

[00:18:59] Fuck you, okay?

[00:19:02] Happy 22, I'll appreciate you man.

[00:19:10] Should I play deadlocked?

[00:19:11] Yeah, I kind of just hate deadlocked.

[00:19:13] I don't know.

[00:19:14] There's no end in sight guys.

[00:19:15] There's no end in sight with deadlocked.

[00:19:18] I'd rather play Geogessor and travel the world.

[00:19:21] I'd rather play Geogessor and travel the world, bro.

[00:19:25] I'm going to start opening cases because you won't.

[00:19:27] Seth, don't do that.

[00:19:28] You will lose every dollar you put in.

[00:19:31] Brother, brother, brother, you're an industry plant so valve gets sued. No, I'm a victim

[00:19:40] Listen, bro

[00:19:47] In life

[00:19:48] There is gambling right there's going to a casino

[00:19:52] There's betting on a blackjack hand

[00:19:55] Then the sports betting

[00:19:58] You know, which actually might be worse than a casino

[00:20:01] And there's sports batting and then you know, this is how bad like this is how bad your odds are right here's you

[00:20:10] Here's the sports book the sports books always gonna have the upper hand

[00:20:14] Here's you here's the casino casino is always gonna have the upper hand house always went so you're the same

[00:20:20] then here's you and

[00:20:24] Here's fast

[00:20:26] You can't see my arm right now, but it's almost touching the ceiling brother

[00:20:32] There are things where it's like a scam, right? There are things where you don't have a winning edge

[00:20:39] There are things where the house is going to take your money, right?

[00:20:43] When it comes to valve and opening CS go cases

[00:20:46] That is borderline a crime organization, bro

[00:20:50] Oh, they said, I'll never forget what he's ever said.

[00:20:54] Oh, James, if you spend $1,000, you get 600 back.

[00:20:57] What is this?

[00:20:58] What does this have us?

[00:21:01] Valve on skin trading, we think the transferability

[00:21:03] of a digital game item is good for consumers.

[00:21:05] It gives a user the ability to sell or trade

[00:21:09] an older unwanted item for something else.

[00:21:11] Yeah.

[00:21:12] In the same way an owner can sell or trade

[00:21:14] a tangible item like a Pokemon or a baseball card.

[00:21:16] New York proposes to take away users ability to transfer their digital items from Valve games.

[00:21:23] Transferability is a right we believe should not be taken away and we refuse to do that.

[00:21:36] What does this mean? What does this mean? Of course, I have $18 in my balance. What does this mean?

[00:21:41] Chell, what does that mean?

[00:21:48] Hurry up and sell?

[00:21:50] What do you mean?

[00:21:52] Sell what?

[00:21:53] I don't have any value.

[00:21:54] My account's worth $400.

[00:22:00] Uncle, open cases already.

[00:22:02] No!

[00:22:03] Later!

[00:22:04] I'm opening cases later.

[00:22:05] Leave me alone, dude.

[00:22:06] Arms on bigger than five gets you.

[00:22:09] They want to get rid of trading, but why?

[00:22:14] The trading isn't the problem, bro.

[00:22:16] It's not about the trading.

[00:22:17] It's about the fact that when you open a case, you get edged, bro.

[00:22:23] That's the problem.

[00:22:24] I thought that's what they were getting sued for, because you sift by these expensive skins

[00:22:28] that you're not going to hit.

[00:22:32] brother if you can't trade skins the game will play the game won't die but

[00:22:40] bro you pull a $5,000 knife you can't sell it what's the like do you know what

[00:22:49] I mean chat get a move on I don't got all day yo Elohoyne with the most utmost

[00:22:56] respect bro get the fuck out of the stream legitimately get a move on I

[00:23:02] don't got it all day yo bro kick fucking rocks like bro I'm not here for

[00:23:08] like I'm not just gonna sit and wait

[00:23:16] let's play some geo bro let's play some fucking geo let's travel the world

[00:23:19] Let's go. Let's play some Gio.

[00:23:24] Alright. Now, as we all know, I can't win a game. I don't know what it is.

[00:23:30] Every game should Ash game goes the same. I'm winning, I'm winning, I'm winning, I lose.

[00:23:37] Not Chop Chop, she'll guess.

[00:23:40] Alright. Whoa! Text! Text! Text!

[00:23:42] Text!

[00:23:45] I already know where this is.

[00:23:46] Uh, this is gonna be...

[00:23:49] Indonesia, Malaysia...

[00:23:51] Kuala Lumpur.

[00:23:52] I guarantee you this Kuala Lumpur.

[00:23:55] I guarantee it. What's my ball knowledge?

[00:24:06] How am I that far off?

[00:24:07] CENTRO OPERATIVO DE EMERGENCIA INFORMES

[00:24:16] Chad, if you know it, say it!

[00:24:20] If you know it, say it!

[00:24:22] LA CASA ERETOÑO

[00:24:25] How do you know?

[00:24:29] You know what? You want to guess instantly?

[00:24:31] Brazil.

[00:24:32] Why would somebody say Ireland?

[00:24:34] Spain?

[00:24:36] I'm seeing majority of people saying Spain, Madrid.

[00:24:43] They ain't everyone in the s- FUCK INSIDE!

[00:24:46] Chat, like, I'm not even kidding when I say this. Y'all are terrible at this game.

[00:24:50] Un- like, y'all are terrible!

[00:25:01] Bob Swallow.

[00:25:06] I'll just want it.

[00:25:16] Closer!

[00:25:17] Somebody's closer!

[00:25:19] Comma!

[00:25:20] Somebody's closer!

[00:25:23] I've never seen that language in my life!

[00:25:38] I've never seen that language in my life!

[00:25:42] It's not Ohio!

[00:25:43] What language is that?

[00:25:44] What language is that?

[00:25:57] Somebody say something damn

[00:26:00] Thailand

[00:26:02] What do you mean time you guys sure that it's not look like time

[00:26:10] You got yourself started louse prove that's louse

[00:26:14] One of my best friends is from Laos. I'm not even kidding. It's named Kobe. What is that from Laos?

[00:26:21] Well, that's why I've never seen the language before it's Laotian Laotian

[00:26:26] Argentina Chile or don't be a banana man

[00:26:31] What country do you have to drive straight to reach these?

[00:26:36] Easy we look at South America. What's below all of them? What's below?

[00:26:44] Okay, I'm confused.

[00:26:49] Olivia?

[00:26:50] Peru?

[00:26:51] Chancellor!

[00:26:52] We know it's Peru!

[00:26:53] Peru!

[00:26:54] Peru!

[00:26:55] La Paz!

[00:26:56] No!

[00:26:57] Lima!

[00:26:58] Lima!

[00:26:59] Lima!

[00:27:00] Wake up!

[00:27:01] Soap!

[00:27:02] I'm the best at this!

[00:27:03] Fuck it!

[00:27:04] Get him!

[00:27:05] Get him!

[00:27:06] Get him!

[00:27:07] Get him!

[00:27:08] Get him!

[00:27:09] Get him!

[00:27:10] I'm the best at this fucking game!

[00:27:15] Jack wrote the gold, let's go!

[00:27:20] Nowhere, there's no fucking way he knew!

[00:27:25] Jack, help, help, help, help, help!

[00:27:30] It's not Los Angeles!

[00:27:32] I

[00:27:36] Spaniac yo yo flip. Why are you guessing in one second fucking idiots? Why do that? Why?

[00:27:49] You're a paman

[00:27:52] post-cacarum post-cacarum

[00:27:56] Jesus Poland, this is Poland

[00:27:59] Slovenia! Everybody said Slovenia! Where is Slovenia?

[00:28:09] Oh, I don't know where Slovenia is!

[00:28:15] Slovenia is next to Croatia. Jack, you guys are the smartest humans ever.

[00:28:19] Like, I like you, Jack! You're the smartest humans ever!

[00:28:23] How did y'all know instantly?

[00:28:28] Fruzioca!

[00:28:29] Bull!

[00:28:30] Fruzioca!

[00:28:31] This is going to be tricky.

[00:28:33] Jammery, give y'all as much time as possible.

[00:28:38] If you know it, say it!

[00:28:39] If you know it, say it!

[00:28:41] Text.

[00:28:42] Text.

[00:28:43] Brick Park.

[00:28:44] Radio Express.

[00:28:45] Manador.

[00:28:46] Europa.

[00:28:47] That's the name.

[00:28:48] Radio Express, Maduro, Europa, that's a radio station.

[00:29:02] Chad, if you know it, say it, I don't know.

[00:29:06] Czechia?

[00:29:09] Czechia.

[00:29:12] Chad, either Czech or Ukraine?

[00:29:15] Czechia.

[00:29:16] Check, yep.

[00:29:20] Outskirts of Prague.

[00:29:21] It's going to be right here.

[00:29:22] Pleasing.

[00:29:23] Mock everyone in the chat!

[00:29:25] Fuck you!

[00:29:26] We won!

[00:29:27] I've been trying to wait.

[00:29:28] I've been trying to wait for so long.

[00:29:31] Chat, let's keep going until we lose, alright?

[00:29:44] Going into rhythms stay locked in stay fucking locked in that was y'all's best performance ever by far

[00:29:54] I played this yet. This is the gift from yesterday. This is the kid back to stream cyber

[00:30:04] Hold on i see something here i see something here

[00:30:08] Pt that's portugal

[00:30:10] down to the foul portuguesnes. Where's Portugal? It's in Europe, I'm so stupid.

[00:30:28] I'm the dwecker. I saw the PT. I knew it was Portugal. Let's fucking go!

[00:30:35] little stream sniping delinquent lucky strike tits tit why did this kid say

[00:30:49] Ohio bro I gave the car stop sniping bro you're literally a child authentic

[00:30:54] Like Jamaican food. Jamaica?

[00:31:00] Now, just because it has...

[00:31:05] What's this area code?

[00:31:07] What's this area code?

[00:31:12] This is US?

[00:31:18] Why do you guys think it's US?

[00:31:20] Chicago?

[00:31:32] Richmond, Virginia? What? I didn't think that was US, I'm gonna be honest.

[00:31:39] British, British, oh, big upside-down them, yeah?

[00:31:49] We're in England, we're in England.

[00:31:53] We know it's British, but where?

[00:32:01] South London.

[00:32:02] South London.

[00:32:03] South London.

[00:32:04] South London. South London. Surely. South London.

[00:32:20] What do you mean British Auto, but it's in Denmark? What does that mean?

[00:32:28] I know where that is. I know where that is.

[00:32:41] Don't stream snag. Don't stream snag.

[00:32:43] It's like...

[00:32:51] REPORTED TO THE FBI!

[00:32:54] REPORTED TO THE FBI!

[00:32:57] REPORTED TO THE FBI!

[00:33:00] HOW DID HE KNOW WHERE IT WAS?

[00:33:02] EXACTLY!

[00:33:03] WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[00:33:07] HOW DID HE KNOW WHERE IT WAS EXACTLY?!

[00:33:13] How did he exactly know where it was?

[00:33:19] Do y'all even know what that was?

[00:33:26] He knew exactly where it was!

[00:33:30] If it's him again, I'm leaving.

[00:33:31] If it's him again, I'm leaving.

[00:33:32] Thank God.

[00:33:33] Bro, what was that?

[00:33:34] Bro, what was that?

[00:33:43] Chats up ahead, focus chat, focus.

[00:33:45] We're not getting off to a lose, that's two wins and a draw.

[00:33:47] We're not getting off to a lose.

[00:33:49] Chats, chats, chats, chats.

[00:33:54] Goviero, original, de tarapica.

[00:33:57] Camina.

[00:33:59] Where is Camina?

[00:34:00] Someone in the chat asked enough.

[00:34:02] Where is Camina?

[00:34:03] CHAP! FUCKING FOCUS! WHERE IS KAMINA?

[00:34:10] Peru? Peru. Chile Northwest. Chile Northwest.

[00:34:15] My god, my chat is so fucking locked in. Never eat soggy waffles. Never eat northwest.

[00:34:28] If you're correct, I'll suck your cock. As long as the rating plus.

[00:34:33] Mottin mottin mottin Mottin Mottin

[00:34:48] Holy fuck!

[00:34:50] Now we're cooking chat.

[00:34:55] What country has volcanoes?

[00:34:57] Are those volcanoes or mountains?

[00:35:00] Dare I say Hawaii?

[00:35:01] On an absolute fade-away naps isn't a why

[00:35:09] Can mark Iceland or Denmark ice-lender Denmark chat saying Norway to we have it down to those three we have it under those three

[00:35:17] Ah

[00:35:27] I'm going Norway right where the mountains are on the map. I'm going right where the mountains are

[00:35:35] Jeff when y'all are locked we never lose guys

[00:35:47] This USA?

[00:35:53] Iowa? No.

[00:35:55] Sunflower.

[00:35:58] Chad, maybe just Europe?

[00:36:08] Great.

[00:36:09] Chad, write me the song.

[00:36:11] Oh, I want to know where I can go when you're not around and now I'm feeling it now.

[00:36:23] Chad, where is this?

[00:36:26] This looks like an area where, like, you could easily run into a bear and die.

[00:36:32] No, not a bear. A bear wouldn't be here.

[00:36:34] What would be here?

[00:36:37] Chad, I don't blame y'all if y'all don't know this one.

[00:36:39] I'm going to be, ooh, tropical.

[00:36:43] That's what it does, it's coconuts.

[00:36:45] Tropical, okay, this snares it down a little bit.

[00:36:49] Costa Rica?

[00:36:51] Salty Springs mods, beer vets, dumbass!

[00:36:55] Madagascar?

[00:36:56] Yeah, it's kind of hard to guess these ones, so I will not blame you if you're wrong, because we're literally in a forest.

[00:37:01] Wait, it opens up here, it opens up.

[00:37:05] Okay, we're just going to go Costa Rica.

[00:37:09] Consta Richendio!

[00:37:13] What?!

[00:37:14] Ferdinands!

[00:37:15] What?!

[00:37:16] Ferdinands?!

[00:37:18] You little piece of shit!

[00:37:35] Wow, who lives here?

[00:37:42] Bro, hold up!

[00:37:49] Cinco de Mayo!

[00:37:57] A lot of these are South America chat, I'm just gonna guess here.

[00:38:12] Not a bad guess, kid!

[00:38:19] That was Puerto Rico.

[00:38:22] Come on, we might go three and O if we win this, let's go.

[00:38:26] Kansas.

[00:38:28] No.

[00:38:30] Dare I say Georgia?

[00:38:32] No, this isn't U.S.

[00:38:34] U.S. doesn't have anything like that.

[00:38:36] Wait, maybe this is U.S.

[00:38:38] Where is this?

[00:38:40] Dare I say Kansas?

[00:38:42] It's not pay on New Jersey!

[00:38:44] Jordan.

[00:38:46] Jordan.

[00:38:48] Jordan?

[00:38:50] No.

[00:38:52] No.

[00:38:54] Jordan?

[00:39:01] Maybe it's Jordan?

[00:39:06] I'm gonna go with my god, I'm going US, I'm going Kansas.

[00:39:10] Kansas.

[00:39:17] That is not Kansas! What?!

[00:39:20] Bro, a lot of it? It's just South America normally.

[00:39:23] South America's huge for

[00:39:30] I've never spawned into a biome like this. I've never spawned in like this

[00:39:36] Dare I say Utah on an absolute fade away

[00:39:41] Stay like

[00:39:46] You know what Jack

[00:39:50] Burger

[00:39:53] Turkey! Turkey! Wow, it gets cold in Turkey. What? Where is this? Beautiful tree. Okay,

[00:40:18] Yeah, I kind of want to guess like Egypt, that's Arabic.

[00:40:24] Chad, I think Egypt, Egypt?

[00:40:28] UAE?

[00:40:31] I'm gonna guess Egypt.

[00:40:46] Mostala!

[00:40:48] Mozala!

[00:40:52] Please be Egypt. Please be Egypt.

[00:40:58] Look, he's clueless, look at him!

[00:41:05] How is he still alive?

[00:41:06] Yesssss!

[00:41:08] Three consecutive wins!

[00:41:10] Oh my god!

[00:41:14] Are we almost in gold?

[00:41:15] Come on, can't be making four.

[00:41:19] Chad, it's gonna be I K the car.

[00:41:21] Zack, all right, all right, all right.

[00:41:23] Zack's on a four game losing streak.

[00:41:27] Wait, is this a dam?

[00:41:29] Is this a dam?

[00:41:31] I don't know what this is.

[00:41:36] Chad, is this a dam for water?

[00:41:39] That's a dam, I think.

[00:41:42] Damn, it's a dam.

[00:41:45] wait a minute wait a minute Tokyo no it's not going to be Tokyo it's gonna be

[00:41:55] Asia

[00:42:01] maybe Tokyo Korea dare I say you know what you guys are right South Korea

[00:42:10] Chad I'm pretty sure North Korea is banned in this game so by default let's

[00:42:13] go to South Korea. This looks coastal because there's a dam, so let's go coastal South Korea.

[00:42:20] Please. Please. He's cooking up here. Taiwan! I lost 600 fucking miles! All right.

[00:42:42] all right focus this kid's good he's got his wits about it I'm not kidding this

[00:42:50] all is this Montana I'm not even kidding is this Montana United States

[00:42:58] Norway how something beyond Norway very pretty all right this is Norway I'm

[00:43:09] I'm going to Norway.

[00:43:11] Ched, y'all need to guess Norway?

[00:43:13] Finland?

[00:43:17] Look at the roads.

[00:43:19] Yeah, you're right.

[00:43:21] It's not really US roads.

[00:43:23] Norway, okay.

[00:43:24] Norway or Finland?

[00:43:28] Finland.

[00:43:29] Finland.

[00:43:30] Helsinki Finland, super solid quarters.

[00:43:33] Please!

[00:43:34] Well, it's not gonna be a city,

[00:43:36] because look at where it is.

[00:43:37] Is this guy in Monaco?

[00:43:44] Great work chat!

[00:43:50] Great work boys!

[00:43:51] We're in the lead.

[00:43:52] This is for four wins.

[00:43:53] I've never gotten a four win streak before.

[00:44:04] I love this game. God, I love it.

[00:44:16] No text.

[00:44:19] Text, text, text.

[00:44:22] Vende. South America?

[00:44:25] It might not be South America though. Bro!

[00:44:28] Whenever I...

[00:44:30] We're all not going to lie.

[00:44:37] I might take Guatemala on like a fade away, on literally like a fade away.

[00:44:42] Guatemala or Honduras?

[00:44:49] This is such a fade away, but I think it's Guatemala.

[00:44:53] God, another text is visible.

[00:44:55] It's all blurred in the images.

[00:44:57] Wait, here we go.

[00:44:58] go physical text Francisco Antonio Almey nah it's gotta be South America El Salvador

[00:45:10] What text is that?

[00:45:36] Is that Russian?

[00:45:37] Chat, what is this text called, chat? What is that called?

[00:45:43] Russian.

[00:45:52] My chat is guessing Ukraine.

[00:46:02] Mongolia!

[00:46:05] What?!

[00:46:07] I thought in Mongolia they speak Mongolian.

[00:46:16] Where is this?

[00:46:21] It's like the text. It's like the text.

[00:46:23] Be smart. Be smart about this.

[00:46:28] Car.

[00:46:30] Can I not go behind the car? Fuck!

[00:46:37] It's a birdie.

[00:46:52] I have no idea.

[00:46:53] Guys, I don't know.

[00:46:54] Guys, I don't know.

[00:46:55] This is hard.

[00:46:56] I really don't know.

[00:46:57] Dude, if I had to guess, I would say Europe.

[00:46:58] I don't know.

[00:46:59] Dude, if I had to guess, I would say Europe.

[00:47:08] It's somewhere in Europe that gets cold, but it's not cold all the time.

[00:47:14] Very pretty flowers there.

[00:47:16] Bro, I need text.

[00:47:19] Bulgaria.

[00:47:20] Yeah, trust me, it's not South America.

[00:47:23] I guarantee you it's not South America.

[00:47:25] You know what?

[00:47:26] Romania. Not a bad guess. We're actually closer. Where is that? Albania. Albania.

[00:47:40] I

[00:47:50] Dare I say South America I think South South America

[00:47:59] Text text

[00:48:01] It's a South America 100% unaware.

[00:48:15] We're going to go to Portugal, we got to be right, guys!

[00:48:38] Oh my god, bro, it's always risky to go Portugal 2016 rock of ages

[00:48:53] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[00:48:57] This is SD, that's South Dakota, this is US, that is South Dakota, GG, I win, SD, that's

[00:49:07] South Dakota, this is US.

[00:49:09] Could we get an exact guess though?

[00:49:15] Chat where?

[00:49:16] Chat, let's try to get an exact guess.

[00:49:19] Finally, I got one in US.

[00:49:22] We are in South Dakota.

[00:49:25] Rapid City?

[00:49:26] Wait, everybody in the chat is saying Rapid City.

[00:49:28] I mean chat, I fucking love you if you guys are right.

[00:49:42] IT WAS NOT RAPID CITY!

[00:49:52] There was a sign that said Mitchell, but I was reading chat and you guys said

[00:49:55] RAPID CIDDEE!

[00:49:57] You guys said RAPID CIDDEE, dude.

[00:50:00] Oh my god, Artigaria.

[00:50:03] Jack, best session yet, though.

[00:50:05] Three wins, one loss, not bad.

[00:50:09] Bro, that was our best session yet without a fucking doubt.

[00:50:12] I love that game.

[00:50:14] But I kind of want to play that game every day until I just get to like a high ass rank.

[00:50:22] Agario, can we not do this today?

[00:50:24] Agario, can we have one day where I can play the game?

[00:50:26] What is this shit?

[00:50:28] Disconnected? I was never connected!

[00:50:33] I was never connected, Twin!

[00:50:38] Might be Rocket League time, boss.

[00:50:40] Bro, is this actually happening?

[00:50:48] GGs.

[00:50:49] Alright, I can talk about what I do to Tab.

[00:50:52] GG. This works sometimes. This works like 11% of the time.

[00:50:57] Chat GioGesser is so fun, guys.

[00:51:00] We're not getting on Counter-Strike until later.

[00:51:04] You guys are fucking fiends! Relax!

[00:51:09] But that was actually such a good GioGesser session.

[00:51:13] Like, I'm... Chat, I'm actually proud of y'all.

[00:51:15] That was... Y'all last session was shit.

[00:51:17] This session, y'all were locked. I'm not even gonna lie.

[00:51:20] 3 wins 1 loss that is incredible and the last guy just sniped it bro. He literally sniped it.

[00:51:28] Okay, Jack should we

[00:51:31] Should we get on rock n' paper play a game before?

[00:51:34] I'm not getting on CS yet. I'm getting on CS later

[00:51:38] FIFA

[00:51:40] Channel I want to give you guys a poll we're not doing GeoGuess and we just did GeoGuess, sir

[00:51:44] I want to give you guys a poll of a couple of games. Okay r6 sure

[00:51:47] what game do y'all want me to play before Rocket League? R6? What another game? FIFA?

[00:51:55] Throw in FIFA? R6? And then one more game. What about Fall Guys? What about Fall Guys?

[00:52:04] R6 FIFA or Fall Guys? I want to play another game for like an hour before we get on Rocket League.

[00:52:13] Jack, vote, vote, vote fast. Vote, vote, vote. If you're in the YouTube stream, come to the

[00:52:25] Twitch vote. Missy, think of it as a volatile, you're arm's on, think of it as a five gifted,

[00:52:29] my boy. Not too hard to think of it as volatile, fazzy, think of it as a volatile, I don't know,

[00:52:31] of the bitties. Chat looks like we got a winner. Trash or garbage, Apple wrote all of these

[00:52:45] games are peak. What do you mean trash or garbage? Aaron Jaeger with the follow? What?

[00:52:54] and Yeager with the follow?

[00:53:00] Robbery, think I'm gonna prime some robbery?

[00:53:01] She told me, put my heart in a bag

[00:53:05] and nobody gets her.

[00:53:07] Chat, a fall guy's dumping you?

[00:53:11] Please answer your door, someone keeps knocking.

[00:53:14] What?

[00:53:18] I don't know why I fell for that.

[00:53:20] That was actually terrifying.

[00:53:22] No one's knocking, bro.

[00:53:24] Chad, if we got all the Fall Guys, that means we could do GTS.

[00:53:30] Can we get a Fall Guys win today?

[00:53:33] Mods!

[00:53:34] Run predictions!

[00:53:37] I should've known that.

[00:53:39] Chad, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.

[00:53:41] Chad, you guys know this TV right here.

[00:53:43] This TV does not work.

[00:53:44] I need to get a new TV.

[00:53:46] Bro, ever since I moved into this place, bro, that TV's been broken the entire time, Chad.

[00:53:50] I need to get a new TV.

[00:53:51] I keep forgetting to do that.

[00:53:52] Alright chat, vote in the prediction. Will Jinxie win a game of Fall Guys?

[00:53:58] Chat, today's a beautiful day. I'm telling you, we're gonna get like three goals on CSGO later.

[00:54:04] I have a feeling. I've got a feeling that this is gonna be a wonderful day.

[00:54:14] Alright, before we enter the battlefield, let's up our trip.

[00:54:17] Chat, let's up our trip, shall we? Let's up our fucking trip.

[00:54:21] Where's my guy are we're going new to new I like the tuxedo oh this one's clean

[00:54:32] that was a classic though hold on chat one moment the huzz are texting

[00:54:39] Who believe me when I said that beyond it's my brother

[00:54:47] Jeff be honest believe me not me not me

[00:54:51] Hi guys turn on TTS. Let's go turn on TTS. Not me yet. Yeah, I'm gonna be out of chef

[00:55:01] If 500 bits chunk, oh, how are you today chan chat? I'll never have a girlfriend, but I got you boys

[00:55:09] Not in like a sexual way. You know what I'm saying.

[00:55:14] I would find like a good drippy one that's like that I actually like.

[00:55:18] This one everybody spans this one. I do like that one though.

[00:55:23] Ooooooh! We got a winner!

[00:55:27] Whoa hello! Where's my-

[00:55:28] It's thrall chaired 100 bits.

[00:55:33] You can change your emotes. I didn't even know that.

[00:55:36] I like that one.

[00:55:39] Let's get a fucking win!

[00:55:51] I want to see my color.

[00:55:53] Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.

[00:55:57] Yeah I kind of look trippy now.

[00:55:59] Highlights the game.

[00:56:00] In the nobody 101 share 500 bits, jinxed see open them damn packs are in.

[00:56:07] What packs?

[00:56:08] talking about seatbacks, FIFA packs, or you talking about what I think you're talking about.

[00:56:18] Will I get a win and fall guys today chat? What do we think?

[00:56:26] Pause after the round the audio is plugged.

[00:56:30] game off cheered 100 bits, why did you decline me friend request on jerk mate?

[00:56:38] if tts is gonna be this weird shit im just gonna shut it off fair warning

[00:56:50] lock the fuck in im not gonna lose a single time today

[00:56:56] because I actually, I'm good at this fucking game.

[00:56:58] Demoth cheered 100 bits.

[00:57:00] What's your favorite Bonnie Blue video?

[00:57:02] Yo, bro, get out of my ear.

[00:57:04] Like, why?

[00:57:06] If you're gonna send in bits, why ask some stupid,

[00:57:09] weird, demonic shit like that, bro?

[00:57:12] Leave me alone, damn!

[00:57:22] Great, sorry.

[00:57:23] I'm already getting grabbed by Chuds.

[00:57:25] I can just see it.

[00:57:25] getting grabbed grab me I'm off the shit like I'm not playing fall guys to get

[00:57:30] harassed I'm playing fall guys to free my mind stop grabbing me now

[00:57:41] I hate you so much why would you send it a donation to tell someone that you

[00:57:51] hate that. What's the point, bro? Legitimately ask yourself that. What is the point?

[00:58:05] Chad, I got this kit by the way. It just comes with Kimmy. I'm not a Byron fan, but I'm just a Kimmy fan.

[00:58:11] That's my twin. How am I already dead? I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

[00:58:18] See, the thing about this one is this one's easy, but if I get grabbed it's not easy.

[00:58:22] That's the thing, bro. This one, it's not hard at all.

[00:58:24] It's just if I get grabbed-

[00:58:24] I started to chid 100 bits. Why you always talking?

[00:58:28] No one's been- I'm- cause I'm streaming.

[00:58:30] SHUT UP!

[00:58:31] No one's been eliminated this account lobby.

[00:58:33] Only one elimination this far in this account lobby.

[00:58:35] Normally, when the lobbies aren't sweaty...

[00:58:39] Let me focus this action account lobby though.

[00:58:41] You can just tell by how I'm playing that I'm playing perfect today.

[00:58:50] Chachatami, one mistake I've made in this entire fall guys.

[00:58:53] Offical underscore Frasco cheered 100 bits.

[00:58:56] Trove stream?

[00:58:58] Plaza help me revive the game.

[00:59:01] What stream?

[00:59:08] Here's the thing.

[00:59:09] First game is always the best game because all the stream snipers are ready now.

[00:59:14] Like, now, like, if I don't win this game, I'm going to lose every game for the next, like, 30 minutes.

[00:59:20] I need to win right now.

[00:59:23] Because the second game, it's just loaded with snipers.

[00:59:26] Eli underscore is a cheered 100 bits.

[00:59:29] Hey, Jinx, see, big fan.

[00:59:32] Thank you, Eli. Yo, Eli, I appreciate the love and positivity, my brother.

[00:59:36] See, I love the messages like that bro, it just really keeps me going bro. Thank you bro, let's hit him in the face.

[00:59:44] I'm done with the live chat.

[00:59:50] Why are people typing L Eli? Because he said something positive?

[00:59:55] Why are people typing the L? What is wrong with you guys?

[00:59:58] RedWagon80 cheered 100 bits. Can you please answer your door? Someone keeps knocking.

[01:00:04] No one's knocking, bro. Please stop trying to trip me out.

[01:00:08] Alright, count the fruit. This one's ridiculously hard.

[01:00:13] Let me focus. Watermelon? Orange. Watermelon? Orange.

[01:00:19] Watermelon? Orange. Watermelon? Orange.

[01:00:25] Offical Underscore Fasco cheered 100 Bits, Play Trove.

[01:00:31] Orange.

[01:00:36] I should have known better.

[01:00:38] Nice to heal that.

[01:00:40] Watermelon.

[01:00:43] Apple.

[01:00:45] Watermelon.

[01:00:46] Apple, Banana, Cherry.

[01:00:47] Watermelon.

[01:00:48] Apple, Banana.

[01:00:50] Hype! Hype!

[01:00:51] Offical Underscore Fasco cheered 100 Bits,

[01:00:54] bits, play trove. Red Wagon 80 cleared 100 bits, please

[01:01:22] As I enter your door, someone keeps knocking.

[01:01:25] Yeah, it's high high high!

[01:01:28] Oh, you're the strongest one!

[01:01:33] Whoa!

[01:01:35] This is a game!

[01:01:43] Toss seven!

[01:01:45] Toss seven! Oh, oh my god! Toss seven, toss seven!

[01:01:52] What are files?

[01:01:57] And for me it would be cheered 200 bits.

[01:02:00] Oh dear, your eyes are closed.

[01:02:02] Oh yes. Give it to me baby.

[01:02:05] We're here, we're here.

[01:02:09] I like what I say, but it's not as you do.

[01:02:16] Follow up, follow up.

[01:02:18] Not doing my first hand.

[01:02:25] Rutland underscore cheer at 200 bits.

[01:02:28] Hey Jinx, see who is better?

[01:02:30] Prime me a K or Violet Meyers.

[01:02:33] Yee-ow!

[01:02:34] Ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!

[01:02:35] You are an ongoing word!

[01:02:38] What I was I was I was I was I was I was I was!

[01:02:41] I'm not first one and like sir.

[01:02:43] Wait, I'm gaining, I'm gaining.

[01:02:45] I'm gaining, I'm gaining, I'm gaining.

[01:02:47] I'm gaining, I'm gaining!

[01:02:53] Slime time for shared 100 bits.

[01:02:55] Why are you wearing that jersey?

[01:02:57] Stick to eSports.

[01:03:04] I have some here!

[01:03:05] I have some here!

[01:03:12] There you are!

[01:03:13] Yes!

[01:03:14] I need your money, Tarz!

[01:03:19] Purple Penguin cheered 200 bits. You are genuinely a great streamer.

[01:03:23] When I'm having a terrible day you make it a little better.

[01:03:28] I just won. First game.

[01:03:37] When has that ever happened?

[01:03:39] 93% of chat said I was gonna lose.

[01:03:44] HAHAHAHA!

[01:03:46] Oh my god!

[01:03:47] A cop hollow cheered 100 bits.

[01:03:50] Eee-oo. Why is it talking?

[01:03:54] We're done. Let's get it on Rocket League.

[01:03:55] It took one game?

[01:03:57] It took one game?

[01:03:59] New update.

[01:04:00] New friggin update. Lock the friggin.

[01:04:03] New update, ladies and gentlemen!

[01:04:06] New update of Rocket League!

[01:04:08] High-fives change game to Rocket League.

[01:04:10] Chad, I'm gonna go tinkle.

[01:04:11] New update of Rocket League.

[01:04:13] Oh my god!

[01:06:43] Rocket League today!

[01:06:45] Ladies and gentlemen, you know what this means, right?

[01:06:48] This means our ranks recent.

[01:06:51] Put the diamond rank in my ass.

[01:07:01] Hi guys, what is this?

[01:07:03] The head of today's season 22 live from 8cd,

[01:07:05] we'll change it up on how we identify.

[01:07:07] Wait, what?

[01:07:10] SMURF ACCOUNTS!

[01:07:14] Ahead of today's season 22 launch, we made significant changes to how we identify SMURFs.

[01:07:21] Based on these improvements, over 20,000 accounts at or above Grand Champion are not eligible for season 21 rewards.

[01:07:31] We'll continue to evolve this process as part of our broader efforts to protect the integrity and encourage fair play.

[01:07:40] So, is there gonna be less smirks, guys, guys, is there gonna be less smirks?

[01:07:52] Oh my god, I got a banner, season 21 platinum.

[01:08:02] For half a second I thought I got banned, I'm not, oh my god.

[01:08:06] I'm not even kidding, for 0.4 seconds I thought I got banned.

[01:08:14] We believe you may be a Fortnite Crew subscriber.

[01:08:17] What?

[01:08:19] Can we pick a less cringe name?

[01:08:22] Fortnite Crew?

[01:08:23] Yo bro.

[01:08:24] Yeah man, I'm a part of the Fortnite Crew.

[01:08:27] But I'm not able to bear by such a sense that I'm unable to present a bonus in the

[01:08:30] in time of the busy which makes me like this for nice of this is you based on

[01:08:33] I should have brought up to obtain as a reason is it brother why did they give

[01:08:42] me this does anybody know why they gave me this cuz I'm not it's over why are

[01:08:49] people laughing why are people laughing does anyone know why they gave me this

[01:08:53] I'm a plaque.

[01:08:55] What the fuck is that?

[01:08:59] What the fuck is that?

[01:09:09] Tell me that didn't look like a pair of nuts for a second.

[01:09:15] Oh my god, new season, new background.

[01:09:18] Alright, let me change my decal.

[01:09:20] I'm gonna put on a sweaty ass decal.

[01:09:23] This one's called, oh this one's called.

[01:09:28] Wait chat, and I have those red wheels.

[01:09:31] So remember those red wheels, remember those red wheels?

[01:09:34] Brother.

[01:09:36] Brother.

[01:09:41] Oh my god, I'm unranked. Wait, we actually have to...

[01:09:44] It says Ma'ila.

[01:09:47] For the first time ever it says Ma'ila.

[01:09:50] 563.

[01:09:51] Does that go to the bag, go to the bag.

[01:09:57] There's a tournament at six!

[01:09:59] Oh my god!

[01:10:01] Sweet mother of Neptune!

[01:10:12] You can see how many players are online?

[01:10:14] Oh my god.

[01:10:19] Is that one million fifteen thousand?

[01:10:28] Holy fuck!

[01:10:31] Brother!

[01:10:34] Am I reading that shit right?

[01:10:38] One million fifteen thousand five hundred fifty eight.

[01:10:41] Chad, what should I play?

[01:10:42] I want to do my placements tonight.

[01:10:45] I want to do my placement in ones and twos.

[01:10:47] I hate threes.

[01:10:48] I hate threes. I would rather get jumped than play threes.

[01:10:52] Bro, we got to do our placements in ones and twos today. It's not even a question.

[01:10:56] And we have to play a tournament. We got to do our placements and do a tournament.

[01:10:59] Chat lock in my first game of season 22.

[01:11:05] This is the diamond season. Mark my words. We have three months. This is the diamond season. Mark my words.

[01:11:13] I'm going to do all my placements in ones and twos and we're going to play a turn of

[01:11:20] that shit.

[01:11:21] Bro, new Rocket League season!

[01:11:27] New car too.

[01:11:30] My opponent's down.

[01:11:40] Get over command.

[01:11:43] That's what happens.

[01:11:45] I haven't figured out.

[01:11:47] Everybody calm the fuck down.

[01:11:49] not over committing. That's all it is. I just mean once you really can't commit. You always

[01:11:55] have to be thinking about, okay, if I turn this ball over, what will happen? Let's have

[01:12:02] Over the metal.

[01:12:09] He hit that.

[01:12:17] This kid's good.

[01:12:18] He just did a directional air roll.

[01:12:24] New season, new meat.

[01:12:26] Chip them.

[01:12:31] season new me I just gotta warm up that's all this I just gotta warm up

[01:12:47] yo Jack should I use my black banner or would that be cringe what do you guys

[01:12:52] I got to make better contact!

[01:13:15] demo what a demo what a demo no I touch it too much I touch it with the tip of my

[01:13:24] Don't you dare don't you

[01:13:41] He's over.

[01:13:48] Yes!

[01:13:51] Come on!

[01:13:53] See, he's going for that flashy shit.

[01:13:56] It's all about the Thunder Vettels.

[01:13:58] Put the ball in the goddamn net!

[01:14:03] No season, no me.

[01:14:08] Oh

[01:14:35] Back to me back to me

[01:14:37] Naughty, naughty, naughty boy, naughty fucking boy, naughty, naughty, naughty boy.

[01:14:44] Every time I go for those contests, that's the shit that happens, bro.

[01:14:48] I just gotta like, I just gotta clean that stupid shit up and I can get Diamond today

[01:14:53] off the placements.

[01:14:59] I'm not saying Diamond 3, I'm saying...

[01:15:01] That's gotta be a shot, Jax.

[01:15:02] I gotta have that come across my car more.

[01:15:06] I got another one, come on, come on, come on, come on!

[01:15:15] Did he just do a musty flick?

[01:15:19] Jack!

[01:15:21] Am I crazy, or was that not a musty flick?

[01:15:23] I mean, he missed.

[01:15:25] But, was that not a musty?

[01:15:27] That was a musty, was it not?

[01:15:36] New season of Ragnarok!

[01:15:48] No, no, no, no! Stop! Stop!

[01:15:54] Fake them! Fake chow!

[01:16:06] If Drew didn't film it, then it ain't film right.

[01:16:29] He's so good.

[01:16:30] He sucks.

[01:16:31] It's just another overcommit.

[01:16:34] Every time I get scored on, it's just because I've overcommits.

[01:16:36] I want to put this fist so far up my ass it comes through my throat.

[01:16:41] I'm literally so undisciplined it's actually disgusting.

[01:16:45] It's gross how undisciplined I am.

[01:16:50] Three goal.

[01:16:58] true get infill man then it ain't film right

[01:17:07] we're still in this case

[01:17:20] trying to fake chow

[01:17:28] Did he just round-pinch?

[01:17:57] I don't want to move right in there.

[01:17:59] Oh, I hope we're in it.

[01:18:01] It's over. That was my chance.

[01:18:13] This guy's such a fucking chud.

[01:18:25] Like let's say that this guy is such a motherfuckin' fucking chud.

[01:18:31] Like GOD!

[01:18:33] He just plays like a bitch dog.

[01:18:36] You play sick of straight up bitch!

[01:19:06] It's over, man. It's over, man. It's over. Not over till the 5.86. Guys, it's over.

[01:19:26] First game of the season is a loss. Brother, first game of the season is a loss. Can I

[01:19:31] I can see Ilo now right?

[01:19:38] Wait a minute, am I going to give another chance?

[01:19:45] I can see Ilo now right?

[01:19:53] I can see Ilo?

[01:19:58] 576, bro, I like this system way better.

[01:20:01] All right, we did one of our placements on once.

[01:20:05] I'm going to do the rest of my once placements off stream.

[01:20:07] I'm going to do two's.

[01:20:09] Yo, balls, do you want to play two's placements?

[01:20:12] And then balls, invite me.

[01:20:15] Let's play two's place, so then let's play the two's turny.

[01:20:24] Two's is the best, I know, I know.

[01:20:26] Check shot. Wait, Paul, survive me real quick. Give me her spouse.

[01:20:36] Chad, what is he?

[01:20:40] Fuck, is this dog shit song?

[01:20:47] Fuck.

[01:20:56] I'm staying in the floating dock don't stand still when I get so hot I'm gonna end your life

[01:21:01] It's all you got it's not the way you're gonna fall it's an obsession that heavy you

[01:21:12] Lamborghini they got a Lambo and Rocket League

[01:21:23] Brother

[01:21:26] What?

[01:21:30] Orange spenic.

[01:21:35] Orange spenic?

[01:21:49] Orange spenic?

[01:21:51] I need that. I need that. I need that. I need that.

[01:21:58] Rocket pass.

[01:22:03] Nothing's leaked. Shut up.

[01:22:14] Jeff, where do you go to get the rocket pass? Where?

[01:22:21] Am I like, shocked?

[01:22:33] Oh, I think Epic gave me a code for the, um,

[01:22:50] for the um

[01:22:59] I think Epic gave me a code for the premium one

[01:23:03] I think they gave me a code for the premium one

[01:23:05] Chad where do you go?

[01:23:09] Where do you go to type in a code?

[01:23:13] Why does music sound overwhelming?

[01:23:15] Where do you go to type in the code?

[01:23:18] Settings?

[01:23:20] Yeah chat I'm pretty sure Squishy's got this like a premium one that they gave me.

[01:23:36] Rocket Pass.

[01:23:51] Please work, please work.

[01:23:58] Please work.

[01:24:00] Yep, that code's gone.

[01:24:07] That code's stolen.

[01:24:09] That code's stolen.

[01:24:10] Yep, that code is stolen.

[01:24:13] Yep, that code is stolen.

[01:24:16] 100%.

[01:24:17] Hey, if it isn't up, what if you're retyping it?

[01:24:20] What's happening?

[01:24:21] I can't buy a bundle?

[01:24:22] I can't.

[01:24:23] What's that?

[01:24:24] Whoever got the battle back?

[01:24:26] Wait. Premium.

[01:24:40] Did I get it or not? You got it? How do I know I have it or not?

[01:24:46] How do I know I have it? Get premium. I thought I got it.

[01:24:56] Go to your inventory.

[01:25:03] Crates.

[01:25:12] What the fuck?

[01:25:30] It's just loading.

[01:25:31] It's just loading.

[01:25:32] Shady, I think I have it or am I cooked?

[01:25:35] What do you guys think?

[01:25:36] Bro, it's just loading.

[01:25:37] Play the game already.

[01:25:38] play the game already shut shut them put up your act how about that creates yeah

[01:25:52] I'm an epic crew God just buy it well yeah I mean I want to see if I got it or

[01:26:02] that whatever we'll figure it out all right balls these are the two's placement

[01:26:10] matches balls lost the fuck in dog lock in Madrid's winning 3-0 to who don't

[01:26:20] tell me it's champions league

[01:26:32] Valverde has a hat trick.

[01:26:44] What?

[01:26:51] Wait, Bulsh isn't in my game!

[01:26:55] Bro, I didn't go in with Bulsh, I just have my app, I forgot.

[01:27:02] Nice!

[01:27:03] Pauls, I get you in half an inch, alright, let me get this one.

[01:27:07] Turn me in an hour, baby!

[01:27:14] I'm not going to lie, this is surprising.

[01:27:18] 3-0 at half?

[01:27:46] He missed!

[01:27:47] HAHAHAHA!

[01:27:48] WHAT A DUMBAT!

[01:27:50] Good touch, Jinx.

[01:28:07] Locked in. We're gonna get diamond today.

[01:28:12] I can't be missing that!

[01:28:14] FUCK!

[01:28:14] I can't ever miss that. That's unacceptable!

[01:28:30] Move! What are you doing?

[01:28:34] Sorry, could that matter?

[01:28:37] That's a good touch!

[01:28:39] Right, what's the new thing they're doing with Pat?

[01:28:50] It's on me 156,000% that's on me.

[01:28:55] I want to get diamond this season, bro.

[01:28:56] I have to play better, y'all.

[01:29:02] I hate that fucking song.

[01:29:04] Took a long way to go.

[01:29:05] Took a long way.

[01:29:09] I kind of love my teammate Good touch, good touch!

[01:29:29] On your line Geat!

[01:29:31] Flick them, get in there, suck my hairy, unshaved balls!

[01:29:39] See that's my aura, I play title wave when I score.

[01:29:49] Let's go guys.

[01:29:50] Dallas with the five gifted, W Dallas.

[01:29:51] What a demo.

[01:29:52] I actually like my teammate a lot. I'm not even gonna lie.

[01:30:22] I love I love this game. I love my teammate

[01:30:26] I love my teammate. Hey, what's up, right side right side?

[01:30:31] Yeah, I'm not just you with this guy. We might go to have an hour this kid is the best teammate. I've had it weeks

[01:30:38] Balls when we lose first loss you can't leave on a win

[01:30:51] I'm getting diamond this season chat mark my words

[01:30:56] Brilliant brilliant clearance

[01:31:02] You can't even aerial bro the thing is you don't need to aerial to get diamond you just

[01:31:23] This ain't to play fundamentals, crap.

[01:31:27] You can get diamond by playing fundamentals.

[01:31:41] No chat, y'all don't understand what I'm saying.

[01:31:44] Take a light!

[01:31:58] Yeah, what I'm saying is...

[01:32:14] What do you mean, nice fundamentals, switch out the-

[01:32:27] Splash.

[01:32:29] What I'm saying is, you don't need to air dribble, you don't need to flip reset if you

[01:32:35] want to hit fucking diamond, bro.

[01:32:37] Obviously I can aerial like short range shit.

[01:32:41] I can't get up to the ceiling with control, but you don't need to do flashy shit to hit diamond.

[01:32:47] Well, hopefully this guy wants to tune up. This guy's such a good teammate.

[01:32:50] Hopefully this guy wants to tune up. Come on, bro. Please, please throw my team. Please.

[01:32:55] Please throw my team. Please. He joined! He joined! What a W, man. I'm going to switch to the fennec.

[01:33:05] Look at this trap.

[01:33:10] Orange spenic with NRT.

[01:33:15] What about balls? As soon as we lose balls, I got you balls.

[01:33:25] These guys are plot tournament winners. These guys are going to be sweaty, you block in.

[01:33:29] This teammate's legit.

[01:33:31] This teammate just hit an air bomb.

[01:33:33] Did y'all see that?

[01:33:35] This teammate's legit.

[01:33:37] Haha.

[01:33:39] Ssss.

[01:33:41] Ah.

[01:33:43] Ah.

[01:33:45] Ah.

[01:33:47] Ah.

[01:33:49] Ah.

[01:33:51] Ah.

[01:33:53] Ah.

[01:33:55] Ah.

[01:33:58] And he said no problem you're a good man, Arthur Morgan

[01:34:05] You saved my life you're a good man, Arthur Morgan

[01:34:11] I sell him and he says no problem. What a W

[01:34:18] It's just a okay

[01:34:22] Goal bitch

[01:34:24] He's insane, might as well actually, I'm not even getting it.

[01:34:54] That was almost a screamer.

[01:35:11] That was almost a screamer.

[01:35:19] I didn't need to hit that. Oh, was the net open? It's okay, we got this. Bro, one of

[01:35:32] This guy keeps going DFK on the other team.

[01:36:02] They messed up!

[01:36:09] They messed up!

[01:36:12] I'm so bad.

[01:36:21] I feel bad I'm messing up this placement, Sha!

[01:36:25] bad. What a contest. What a contest. Shoot back, shoot back.

[01:36:47] What a pass. Please. Take a weird bounce under that.

[01:36:53] Oh, he's so good. Like, yo, this kid is so pop. I guarantee you this has that diamond before

[01:37:01] both yelling arrows. That's what I want to learn, bro. He's doing directional air rolls. Like,

[01:37:08] I guarantee you this guy's been diamond two or diamond three. I guarantee it.

[01:37:23] I

[01:37:32] Know I went for it which was the play but I messed up

[01:37:53] Okay, this kid is literally, how is he the same elo as me off placement?

[01:38:03] How?

[01:38:04] How?

[01:38:05] How?

[01:38:06] How?

[01:38:07] Maybe he's in his placement shadow in like 0 and 5 or something.

[01:38:19] It's not a you.

[01:38:31] No!

[01:38:45] I got FUCKING BUMPS!

[01:38:56] Bro, it's like 1v1, bro. This guy has 3 goals.

[01:39:06] I gotta get on Octane. I would have scored if I was on Octane.

[01:39:10] I'm not even kidding.

[01:39:12] I don't like Fennec, I don't understand the height, I don't understand the height.

[01:39:18] I don't like Fennec.

[01:39:22] Really good demo.

[01:39:27] I don't like Fennec at all guys, I really don't.

[01:39:40] YESSSSS!

[01:39:42] THIS KID IS SO GASKY!

[01:39:47] Bro, imagine I go chat, if I go 10 of no-in placements will that put me in diamond? Yes or no?

[01:40:10] bro if I play better we can go chan it out cuz this kid is quick

[01:40:28] oh nevermind we lost

[01:40:40] I'm so cold 3 this guy already finishes placements

[01:41:04] Can I so, oh I sold, guys I sold bro.

[01:41:23] I wasn't in a match.

[01:41:29] Lock him.

[01:41:30] Go.

[01:41:31] I love this arena, Pat.

[01:41:40] I fucking love this arena.

[01:41:45] Bro, I gotta take off Femic!

[01:42:25] What the fuck are you doing?

[01:42:55] No, yes, yes, bro, you've been just getting up in the air and contesting as good.

[01:43:14] Look at this, it kind of scares them, do you know what I mean, bro?

[01:43:20] chat if I play a tournament with this guy we'll actually we'll actually win

[01:43:24] I'm not even kidding

[01:43:33] chat I played with balls 5,000 times can I just enjoy this good teammate for once

[01:43:45] I never get good teammates randomly

[01:43:50] That's got to be a shot every time there's no reason why I should ever be missing in

[01:44:06] map scenario.

[01:44:36] No, how is that over me?

[01:44:55] How is that over me though, what?

[01:45:11] I don't know, doesn't really make much sense.

[01:45:16] What do you mean physics?

[01:45:25] I gotta get a noxane I'll play so much better with it

[01:45:38] Get pumped in yet

[01:45:55] That's on me, I mean that's on me, that's on me, that's on me, that's on me.

[01:46:11] That's on me.

[01:46:42] DEAD!

[01:46:45] DEBROINED HALENT!

[01:46:48] DEBROINED HALENT!

[01:46:51] Let's fucking go.

[01:47:12] How did I do that, I wasn't even trying to do that!

[01:47:30] What a team!

[01:47:42] These lobbies are sweaty. Bro, he literally bumped me in mid-air.

[01:47:47] Okay, well, it wasn't mid-air, but, you know.

[01:47:51] Chad, I could have went for that, huh?

[01:48:12] I

[01:48:24] Have a look

[01:48:42] It's fucking intense.

[01:48:49] Now or never.

[01:49:12] Always went in that 50 come on

[01:49:32] Got a new text game

[01:49:42] No, no, he's having a hit in the hole

[01:49:48] That was going in that was going in

[01:50:12] I sold I sold I sold I sold

[01:50:42] I got you, baby.

[01:51:08] I got you, baby.

[01:51:09] I got you, baby! I got you! Come on!

[01:51:13] Let's go!

[01:51:16] Let's up some fucking glass!

[01:51:19] I need to get an octane.

[01:51:22] I need to get an octane, like now.

[01:51:28] GG, Boba. GG, my boy.

[01:51:31] I got an octane.

[01:51:34] Oh my god, what a game, bro.

[01:51:41] Yo bro.

[01:51:42] I want to play the tournament with this guy.

[01:51:47] Bro, if we play the tournament, we might actually win, like we might actually get our first

[01:51:51] win.

[01:51:52] Not like not trolling.

[01:51:53] How did he type?

[01:51:54] How do you type?

[01:52:01] Yeah, how do you type, how do you type?

[01:52:10] Yo.

[01:52:13] Yo, turn me in 35 men.

[01:52:29] You down?

[01:52:30] But this kid is good.

[01:52:32] How do I add him?

[01:52:42] He said, yeah, he said, yeah, Black Knight.

[01:52:48] What a chat, what a literal chat.

[01:53:01] All right chat, tournament in 30 minutes, bro.

[01:53:03] We're two wins, one loss in our two placements.

[01:53:06] Two wins, one loss.

[01:53:07] And our loss was my fault.

[01:53:08] We should be creating up.

[01:53:12] I'm actually so good at winning those.

[01:53:22] Like not to take credit, but bro, I set that shit up.

[01:53:30] What a shot this kid is so good.

[01:53:33] Well, he's actually so good.

[01:53:49] That's a shot, man.

[01:53:51] The brain has to hold brother tonight will be our first ever tournament when this guy's

[01:54:07] a god tonight.

[01:54:11] It's too easy.

[01:54:25] It's too goddamn easy.

[01:54:29] Tonight will be our first turn on win.

[01:54:36] Trust.

[01:54:37] Trust!

[01:54:38] top 32 incoming shout out bro

[01:55:08] Is that one of- yeah that one's on me.

[01:55:27] That one's on me, yeah that one's on me, 100%.

[01:55:30] Stop with that stupid ass sign emote.

[01:55:35] tonight's the night we went to tournament trust I actually got a shot on that but he

[01:55:56] save it. What a demo. What a demo. Wait. Wait, I got demoed now! Oh, that was a really

[01:56:20] a double pump on me though. Really good double pump. Really good double pump!

[01:56:27] What a save.

[01:56:47] What a fucking save.

[01:56:50] If we don't win a tournament tonight with this guy, I'll never win.

[01:57:20] This is the first you made I've ever had we're like I actually have no complaints. Oh, there's nothing to complain about. He's actually good

[01:57:32] And I'm playing well I'm playing well. I'm on the octane so now it's just rats

[01:57:40] Jump telling you I literally promise you the octane is better

[01:57:44] We're not getting top 32

[01:57:47] Shut the fuck up

[01:57:49] We're gonna be in trust me

[01:58:13] That's on me I went for the egg gold that's on me. I just got horny. I mean we're up 62 it doesn't matter

[01:58:19] I'm surprised you guys haven't been 4-fitted in the end dude.

[01:58:22] That one's on me, if I end up losing this game, I'll take full responsibility and shove

[01:58:26] a controller up my ass, alright?

[01:58:27] You guys haven't been 4-fitted in the end.

[01:58:31] Shad is not going to be top 32, it's going to be a dump!

[01:58:42] Oh no.

[01:58:43] What am I doing?

[01:58:46] Okay.

[01:58:47] I'm like assisting them in my brain death!

[01:58:51] Razor with the Prime Step, Razor, love you baby, W Razor.

[01:58:55] I'm telling you, after one month of attempts, today is going to be the day we win.

[01:59:20] in 28 minutes guys I'm telling you today is gonna be the day today is gonna be the day

[01:59:32] I don't believe that anybody knows the way see Andy plays the second touch bro you can get the

[01:59:38] easiest goals ever if you just played a second touch look free shot that's it like right there

[01:59:47] Just doing shit like that, bro.

[01:59:50] Today is gonna be the day.

[01:59:59] Go.

[02:00:02] Fuck.

[02:00:03] Ha.

[02:00:04] I don't believe that anybody feels the way I feel about you now.

[02:00:19] Fuck!

[02:00:20] Fuck!

[02:00:21] That's on me!

[02:00:22] That's on me!

[02:00:23] He missed.

[02:00:24] Rewind, dude.

[02:00:25] I

[02:00:31] Rewind

[02:00:55] Hit it, hit it!

[02:01:07] What a save, Jinx!

[02:01:20] That one's on me, man.

[02:01:21] I don't understand guys like this.

[02:01:23] Brother, it's eight to three with 18 seconds left.

[02:01:26] Why are you still just gonna go to the next game?

[02:01:29] What are you hoping for?

[02:01:30] One of us to like lag out, both of us to lag out?

[02:01:33] Even if one of us left,

[02:01:34] they could not score four goals in 70 seconds.

[02:01:36] You're a liability, shut up, dude.

[02:01:50] You're act sorry, James.

[02:01:53] Why is this guy calling me sorry?

[02:02:07] Why is he calling me sorry?

[02:02:19] Why'd he call to me? Sorry, chat.

[02:02:23] Black Knight left.

[02:02:31] No.

[02:02:34] My teammate's gone.

[02:02:38] Wait, what?

[02:02:43] Oh, he'll nut the game.

[02:02:46] What is our record? Three wins, one loss?

[02:02:49] That's good, bro.

[02:03:05] I know, bro.

[02:03:06] The one last was my fault.

[02:03:07] I know.

[02:03:08] The one last was my fault.

[02:03:09] I'm not even gonna lie.

[02:03:11] Go on CS chat. We're doing CS after the tournament. All right. Highlights. Add at 6.30 p.m. B.S.

[02:03:29] beats at the title. In an hour we're on CS. I'm gonna play the tournament first. Right

[02:03:35] now I'm warming up for the tournament.

[02:03:37] Today is going to be the day.

[02:03:42] Giddy, they can be 11 bits.

[02:03:44] What?

[02:03:45] They can be the prime.

[02:03:49] Jiralli?

[02:03:56] Does that say Jiralli?

[02:04:06] That's fake. That's fake.

[02:04:17] It's good time.

[02:04:22] Tell me I'm not winning this tournament. Tell me to my face I'm not winning this

[02:04:26] FUCKING TOTAL ATT! It's a good time to play.

[02:04:36] I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do.

[02:05:06] About you now

[02:05:10] I'm so locked it's disgusting

[02:05:22] Well, I was knocked him into the ball I almost made him shoot on his own net

[02:05:36] And right now, I'm so fucking dead!

[02:05:41] Bro, but that's all just because of my teammate's setup, dude. That's all just because of my teammate's setup.

[02:05:45] up. First ever tournament win on day one of the season.

[02:06:10] Can I feel like Erling Holland when he played against, was it Honduras or Guatemala?

[02:06:25] I'm gonna score 10

[02:06:55] One more gold cause why not?

[02:07:17] Bro, did I do a shitty pass?

[02:07:40] Bro, it was a slow pass, bro, but both the guys were like, behind.

[02:07:44] I thought they were gonna be over the middle, so I was gonna try to bump.

[02:07:47] I could have saved that hot chat.

[02:07:52] I have to react fast though man.

[02:07:56] It wasn't easy.

[02:08:17] Oh no, we're actually going to blow up 4-0, Lee.

[02:08:35] Wow.

[02:08:41] We're going to blow it.

[02:08:57] Love that demo. I love that demo.

[02:09:03] I have to commit. No! No!

[02:09:06] I actually overcommit.

[02:09:11] Oh my god.

[02:09:12] Oh my god.

[02:09:13] It was four to zero for Christ's sake.

[02:09:22] Easy, easy.

[02:09:24] Easy shot.

[02:09:26] What is happening?

[02:09:35] I'm playing extra defensive now.

[02:09:40] Oh!

[02:09:41] Did he just own goal?

[02:09:45] Where's his own goal?

[02:09:48] Look at him!

[02:09:49] Look at him!

[02:09:50] What an idiot!

[02:09:53] Alright, let's just defend.

[02:10:31] I didn't think he was going to miss it.

[02:10:37] I didn't think he was going to miss it.

[02:10:39] I didn't think he was going to miss it.

[02:10:41] I had a shot.

[02:10:49] Nice.

[02:10:57] I think we won.

[02:10:59] Bro, they score twice in 13 seconds, then I don't know what to say.

[02:11:25] Go to Matt, go to Matt.

[02:11:29] Any touch, any touch?

[02:11:31] Nice.

[02:11:33] God, wait, what is that?

[02:11:34] Four wins, one loss?

[02:11:36] Oh my God.

[02:11:40] Bro, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[02:11:45] Which one I called it?

[02:11:46] You hurt to watch.

[02:11:48] Shut the fuck up.

[02:11:50] Turn a minute in 14 minutes.

[02:11:51] Can we go P really quick?

[02:11:53] I'm gonna go P, we got time for one more game.

[02:11:55] Then we're winning our first 7 turning.

[02:13:55] I don't know, but won't you come over?

[02:14:02] I don't know what you mean.

[02:14:08] Tournament in 13 minutes.

[02:14:11] Lock the fuck in!

[02:14:15] You just, just...

[02:14:16] Whoa, what is this song?

[02:14:19] I know it's that way last time

[02:14:23] We stayed right here

[02:14:25] To free ourselves inside

[02:14:28] What is this?

[02:14:30] We'll stay away forever

[02:14:35] We'll hide away when no one knows

[02:14:39] Let's run away together

[02:14:43] Just letting them to go

[02:14:47] We'll stay awake forever, we'll hide away with no one else, let's run away together on our own, just like we're too young.

[02:15:05] This is like the saddest song in Rocket League history.

[02:15:16] Guard, think of it a brand, TC, think of it a brand, Grandma, think of it a tier one,

[02:15:20] Q, think of it a brand, Smell, think of it a brand.

[02:15:34] in ten minutes. Last game. Come on. Bumble.

[02:16:04] I

[02:16:09] Can't wait

[02:16:34] I tried to leak out for that.

[02:16:52] I tried to go for the pass, it was too aggressive.

[02:16:55] Our only way we lose the tournament is if I overextend.

[02:16:58] I'm the problem on this team.

[02:17:00] My teammate is definitely better than me.

[02:17:02] I gotta keep my ass in check.

[02:17:04] Pulse.

[02:17:32] See, that's on me, I should be back for that, that one's on me.

[02:17:52] You can't play tournament without ranked, not.

[02:17:53] As long as you were ranked at some point in time in your career, you can play.

[02:17:56] You don't have to turn, do you, Mike?

[02:18:04] They would never host a tournament

[02:18:05] on the first day of the season,

[02:18:07] if it was like that.

[02:18:09] Trust.

[02:18:18] No, wait, yeah!

[02:18:20] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[02:18:24] What an idiot!

[02:18:25] What an idiot, he got nervous.

[02:18:28] What an idiot.

[02:18:30] Bro, what an idiot.

[02:18:34] ["I'm Like The Only Player In Here Who Can't Speedflip"]

[02:18:41] Everybody's speed flipping now besides me.

[02:18:43] I'm like the only player in here who can't speedflip.

[02:18:47] Nice!

[02:18:49] Let's fucking go!

[02:18:51] Bro, black knight, this guy's a beast.

[02:18:55] Go! Go! I'll take a little bit of luck. I-I'm not against a little bit of luck. I'll take

[02:19:13] a little bit of luck!

[02:19:15] Dude, that is the power of a slightly delayed kickoff chat. Slightly delayed, slightly delayed.

[02:19:54] There we go.

[02:20:24] bump him. no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Black Knight.

[02:20:38] oh that was his first mistake.

[02:20:44] cast us boys.

[02:21:14] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh my god. What a save. What a save.

[02:21:25] That goes to be a flip chat. Not a double jump.

[02:21:30] I have a shot. See, this is why this is my favorite GMA ever.

[02:21:35] Watch what he does. Watch what he does. Watch what he does.

[02:21:41] He moves out of the way, instead of doing what 95% of my teammates would do, or just

[02:21:45] turn into the ball.

[02:21:47] Like he lets me shoot.

[02:21:48] I literally love this guy.

[02:21:50] This is my favorite teammate all time I've ever gotten.

[02:21:59] I promise we're going to win the tournament.

[02:22:04] Yeah, I just fucking sold.

[02:22:09] I just fucking sold.

[02:22:10] Play the tournament with him. We are. It's in five minutes. We're playing rather active.

[02:22:14] That one's on me, y'all.

[02:22:30] Wait a minute. Wait a minute!

[02:22:36] Not a bad touch, kid!

[02:22:38] could have been better though

[02:23:08] I have a shot. I have shot.

[02:23:14] Overtime, lock it, lock it.

[02:23:22] Kill again.

[02:23:24] No! No!

[02:23:27] I accidentally saved our...

[02:23:29] 4 goals for Jinx, you got 4 fucking goals, bitch.

[02:23:44] Oh my god, chat, oh my god, I'm so fucking mad, oh yes.

[02:23:50] Chat, I'm absolutely locked.

[02:23:53] Madrid?

[02:23:54] What do you mean Madrid, what do you mean Madrid, tournaments in 3 minutes boys?

[02:24:06] Alright, let me pick a name, this guy's the best teammate I've ever had!

[02:24:14] I'm going to tax them, bro, I've never won a turn.

[02:24:43] That's Snoop Dogg?

[02:25:04] Madrid!

[02:25:07] Alright, let's check the Madrid game. I saw about where they had a hat-trick in the 45 minutes.

[02:25:13] Wow.

[02:25:20] This is not what we want to see. I'm not gonna lie.

[02:25:25] This is probably the best Madrid performance in like two years.

[02:25:32] Three nil over Man City.

[02:25:35] Valverde hat trick.

[02:25:38] Check the PSG game.

[02:25:43] who's PSG player? 5-2. See, but Chad, that's the thing, bro. Chelsea is sort of a banter

[02:25:54] club, y'all. Chelsea is sort of a banter club. I know, gotta toss away. Bodo? Chad, where

[02:26:06] Where is Bodo from again?

[02:26:27] What?

[02:26:29] What?

[02:26:31] Three nail overs sporting?

[02:26:36] Bro, PSG beat Chelsea 5-2, brother.

[02:26:40] What if PSG goes back to back on Champions League?

[02:26:44] That would be fucking aura.

[02:26:49] Barca Newcastle's 1-1 yet.

[02:26:51] Bro, I wanna watch Highlights with y'all, bro,

[02:26:53] but I got a copyright strike the last time I did that shit.

[02:27:02] I forgot the tournament's about to start chat.

[02:27:05] Bro, Barca, new castle, not mean Yammal.

[02:27:12] It's time.

[02:27:14] We put it on YouTube chat.

[02:27:15] YouTube chat, what is good y'all?

[02:27:18] Never speak again.

[02:27:19] Yo bro, I'm still allowed to say

[02:27:21] that Barcelona is better than Madrid.

[02:27:24] Buddy, buddy, buddy, just because,

[02:27:26] buddy, buddy, just because Madrid had one good game

[02:27:30] doesn't mean that they're better than Barca.

[02:27:33] Bro, look at the table. Who's ahead of who? Barca's ahead of Madrid. Look at the table

[02:27:40] last year. Who's ahead of who? Barca's ahead of Madrid. Bro, Barca is a better club than

[02:27:46] Madrid right now. That's fat. It's not about bias either. That's fat. Barca's better than

[02:27:53] Madrid. Just because Madrid had one good game doesn't mean Madrid is better. 15 UCL. Yeah,

[02:28:01] the problem with Madrid fans is y'all just live in the past that's the problem with you Madrid fans bro

[02:28:10] tell you what my teammate said i said bro i've never won a tournament we got this he said today is

[02:28:16] the day w fucking teammate bro get ass w fucking teammate bro come on chat lock in

[02:28:29] First ever tournament win right here right now.

[02:28:33] First ever tournament win.

[02:28:43] First ever tournament win!

[02:28:46] Why is there name 5 rating pros?

[02:28:50] Cases win, we're doing cases right after I win this tournament.

[02:28:54] Go.

[02:28:55] No!

[02:28:56] Horrible start.

[02:28:57] Yo, everybody lock in!

[02:28:58] We're going to win this tournament and then we're going to pull three golds to the day

[02:29:20] on CSGO.

[02:29:21] Got to be a sit at my screen.

[02:29:22] We're going to win the tournament.

[02:29:24] I'm telling you, this is the best command I've ever had!

[02:29:45] Go! Go! Go go go!

[02:29:47] Karma, karma, karma!

[02:29:50] Let's fucking go!

[02:29:52] See, that's what happens when you overcommit, dumbass!

[02:29:55] Silly overcommit, silly overcommit, we score.

[02:30:22] No, no.

[02:30:27] No, no, no, no, no.

[02:30:38] I want to catch.

[02:30:44] Oh, wait, wait!

[02:30:49] watch! We're definitely gonna win the tournament. It's just we have things going our way.

[02:31:19] Fuckin' chat, knock the fuck in.

[02:31:38] I gotta commit, I gotta commit to that.

[02:31:40] It's right here, I just got a front flip.

[02:31:42] What am I doing?

[02:31:44] All that to do is just commit for that, y'all.

[02:31:47] What I thought I quit out well

[02:32:14] Good touch

[02:32:17] I

[02:32:42] Just coming loose

[02:32:47] Get down, you idiot.

[02:32:54] Now my headset's too tight, wait, that's a shot.

[02:33:09] My headset's fucking up!

[02:33:16] No, not like this, bro. Not like this. We're gonna get first-rounded after that amazing

[02:33:27] rank session.

[02:33:28] But it's not over yet!

[02:33:46] But it's not over yet!

[02:33:51] You're never winning a tournament?

[02:33:52] Oh!

[02:33:53] You must be delayed!

[02:33:54] Watch that, bitch!

[02:33:56] I'm winning this tournament right now!

[02:34:21] Over the middle, over the middle!

[02:34:26] I'm locked, I'm locked!

[02:34:33] No.

[02:34:38] No!

[02:34:44] Next door, get away!

[02:34:51] No, next goal's gonna win!

[02:35:10] What a touch!

[02:35:12] Please.

[02:35:14] Yes!

[02:35:16] Yes!

[02:35:18] Yes!

[02:35:20] We are winning today

[02:35:50] That's a shot, that's a shot.

[02:36:13] I'm disgusted, like I'm disgusted!

[02:36:17] I'm disgusted!

[02:36:26] That's... we're in the next round, we're in the top 60.

[02:36:29] As long as we don't concede.

[02:36:36] Keep it in their halves, stay on it!

[02:36:38] Perfect!

[02:36:43] Let's go baby!

[02:36:47] Oh my god, oh my god.

[02:36:50] It's time, it's time.

[02:36:52] Bro, I thought that this is a plat tournament.

[02:36:55] Wow!

[02:36:57] Bro, our first tournament win could be a plat turning.

[02:37:00] Holy Uffra bro.

[02:37:02] Bro, I thought that was over so many times.

[02:37:08] Well boys, we made it to top 16.

[02:37:11] Two more wins and it's best of threes.

[02:37:15] This is disgusting.

[02:37:17] Could you imagine in one singular stream

[02:37:21] I get on Fall Guys, I win my first game ever.

[02:37:25] By the way, I've never done that in my life.

[02:37:29] Never.

[02:37:31] I win my first game ever on Fall Guys.

[02:37:33] Right after, I win a Rocket League tournament.

[02:37:37] And then after that, I pull three golds in CS.

[02:37:40] today's a great fucking stream today's a great fucking day yo what's happening in

[02:37:51] the YouTube chat yo mods mods fix the YouTube channel please please fix the

[02:38:01] YouTube chat please mods please please please please

[02:38:06] It's bad over there, I don't know what's happening, what's happening.

[02:38:13] We need more mods on YouTube.

[02:38:16] Brothers, take a bot spamming.

[02:38:22] Bonnie Stewart, shut the fuck up!

[02:38:26] Connection lost, whoa, whoa, what does that mean?

[02:38:30] What the fuck does that mean?

[02:38:37] What does that mean chat?

[02:38:45] What does that mean?

[02:38:50] Yo, we gotta get the YouTube chat.

[02:38:54] Okay, we got it. We got it.

[02:38:58] What the fuck?

[02:39:00] What is this error?

[02:39:13] Chat I get the best teammate I've ever gotten in a tournament and then what this is how I would lose

[02:39:18] This is the most jakey fashion ever. I finally get a good teammate and then connection error

[02:39:24] First ever tournament wins right next

[02:39:30] If we end up winning this tournament, that gold and game 1 might have been the most

[02:39:58] clutch thing in my career, the 11th second goal.

[02:40:12] He missed! What a choker!

[02:40:14] What a choker dude!

[02:40:28] now

[02:40:49] oh i gotta go quicker! i'm right there! i need a quicker! i gotta be quick on that!

[02:40:58] What a save! What a touch! Easy, right over the metal. No. Good touch, Jakes. You go,

[02:41:18] No, no, no, no!

[02:41:30] I don't know how, but we're just surviving.

[02:41:48] Good 50!

[02:41:55] Good 50!

[02:42:02] Yes!

[02:42:11] That was so unfortunate chat I accidentally bumped him guys that's on me though I accidentally

[02:42:32] Bumped him, fuck!

[02:42:54] So love me shot in it!

[02:42:58] I'm doing too much. I'm doing too much.

[02:43:02] I go, I go, YES!

[02:43:12] This guy has so much aura.

[02:43:13] I say sorry, he just says no problem, doesn't care and just scores.

[02:43:17] Black Knight, you are my favorite human being I've ever encountered in my two months on

[02:43:23] this game.

[02:43:24] Like, I fucking love you.

[02:43:26] Doesn't blame me, just says no problem and scores.

[02:43:31] a failure shut the fuck up just a bad kick off just so unlucky just so unlucky

[02:43:40] guys

[02:43:45] so unlucky that's really unfortunate this could be the end of the tournament

[02:43:50] run unless we absolutely dial in

[02:43:55] Two minutes, two minutes to be great, be there!

[02:44:00] He's always on the second touch, another reason why I love him.

[02:44:20] What a save!

[02:44:21] What a save!

[02:44:22] What a save!

[02:44:52] No, that was it, that was it!

[02:45:00] Fake them, fake them! Nice! Nice! We got a score right now!

[02:45:10] No fucking way! They just keep surviving!

[02:45:22] You're 50, you're 50.

[02:45:29] Get in there, get in there.

[02:45:38] I'm so fucking clutched, back to back, clutch goals.

[02:45:42] Look at the angle, look at the angle.

[02:45:47] That's the only way you can score on that angle.

[02:45:49] Back to back clutch goals.

[02:45:50] Oh my god.

[02:45:51] I want it so bad! I want it so bad!

[02:46:12] It's over. It's over. It's actually over.

[02:46:15] I didn't know if I wanted to fake or go, and I was caught up in the middle, I should have

[02:46:25] went all the way back chat, that's on me.

[02:46:27] We should finish our placements at least right?

[02:46:57] Should we finish our placements?

[02:47:02] Bro, Plat-Turt-E's are not easy.

[02:47:07] How many more placements?

[02:47:09] Five?

[02:47:13] Cases, chat, let's finish our placements and get our rank.

[02:47:17] Five more, relax.

[02:47:21] Let's finish our placements.

[02:47:22] Bro, Plat-Turt-E's are not easy, chat.

[02:47:24] Chat, that's not easy.

[02:47:38] Cases after the placement. Five placements left.

[02:47:41] Cases after.

[02:47:48] It's a good touch.

[02:47:53] Good bump.

[02:47:57] A little too late on at that.

[02:48:05] Attach.

[02:48:18] 5 placements left, man. Let me do cases. I'm not scamming. Relax!

[02:48:48] Oh no.

[02:48:55] It's not a stand-up fucking relax!

[02:49:08] It's better stay and fucking relax!

[02:49:36] I'm gonna do cases and after!

[02:49:39] Let me get my break!

[02:49:41] BUNKING FOR RAGS!

[02:50:06] Oh no. Oh no.

[02:50:19] Guys, we're gonna do cases. Let me finish my placement.

[02:50:33] That's far!

[02:50:45] Save that one! Fuck not!

[02:50:48] I'm actually playing so well today!

[02:50:52] Low-high!

[02:50:57] I don't know, I don't know, we might get placed in diamond!

[02:51:03] That would be fucking cinema!

[02:51:13] No! No!

[02:51:15] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I misread the-

[02:51:19] I misread the poooooooost!

[02:51:22] I'm sorry.

[02:51:26] Guys, again, yet again!

[02:51:28] I have five games of Rocket League left, I wanna get my rank.

[02:51:32] Relax

[02:51:57] Get you

[02:52:02] Over the middle.

[02:52:24] I might have sold y'all.

[02:52:25] I might have sold.

[02:52:26] If we lose the game, it's on me.

[02:52:35] I'm out of soviet

[02:53:05] Open that, open that.

[02:53:07] Yes.

[02:53:09] Yes!

[02:53:11] Oh my god, dude, I think if I'm not even kidding, we have four wins, one loss right now.

[02:53:15] If we win the next five, I think we'll get diamond, I'm not trolling.

[02:53:35] Bro, why are you going for the speed flip?

[02:53:57] he missed the ball bro don't go for the speed club you're gonna miss the ball

[02:54:05] no no no

[02:54:39] chat we have four games left should we play them and then do cases

[02:54:51] we have three games left three games left chat

[02:54:59] chat three games left I just want to get my rank

[02:55:04] Jayce, take over the 2-1. Mateo, take over the prime.

[02:55:07] Fruda, take over the 2-1.

[02:55:09] Three games left, Ty.

[02:55:11] I want to get my rank, and then we'll do K-Cits.

[02:55:15] Relax!

[02:55:17] 3 games left, I'm gonna do games.

[02:55:35] Go.

[02:55:36] I don't know, we're definitely gonna get placed in Plat.

[02:55:47] But if we win out, if we go win, win, win, we might get laced in Diamond 1.

[02:55:52] I'm not sure.

[02:55:54] Which we have to go win, win, win though.

[02:55:56] Win, win, win.

[02:55:57] Not a bad shot.

[02:56:08] Not a bad shot.

[02:56:26] If we go win, win, win, I think we're gonna get place time in one.

[02:56:30] I'm not filming.

[02:56:31] Lock the fucking door.

[02:56:41] Yo chap, what elo is diamond?

[02:56:49] Chab, what elo is diamond one?

[02:56:51] 800.

[02:57:01] 835 so chat 835 is diamond one

[02:57:31] Go.

[02:57:33] Wait, so 835 is Diamond.

[02:57:37] What are we at?

[02:57:38] Like 7?

[02:57:39] So what are we at?

[02:57:41] Like 700 or something?

[02:57:42] Brother, I think if we win out with Diamond, I'm not even fucking trolling.

[02:58:01] and

[02:58:24] clean clean clean clean good defense good pass

[02:58:30] He's not staying the best car, people say Phoenix, but I like off-tain.

[02:58:48] I just feel bulkier with it.

[02:58:59] I thought you were gonna shoot. I'm so sorry.

[02:59:02] I thought you were gonna shoot. I'm so sorry.

[02:59:06] I'm gonna get out, bro.

[02:59:11] Chad, I thought he was gonna...

[02:59:13] I guess I thought he was gonna shoot.

[02:59:16] I'm so sorry, man. Oh my god.

[02:59:29] I don't know bro, I mean like, let's see what we're at, alright?

[02:59:43] Let's see what we're at after this game, and let's see how much we get per win.

[02:59:49] We can win out and get D1. That would be cray cray.

[03:00:01] Almost! Not an easy angle.

[03:00:03] Great touch. Open that, open that. WTLA, I know, but I love this guy.

[03:01:03] Yeah, what is this guy's peak rank? Like Diamond? He's gotta be Diamond.

[03:01:21] Yeah, what is this peak rank? Plat? Plat 3?

[03:01:34] Time for cases not yet. Not yet

[03:01:39] Shot

[03:01:41] So you're telling me this guy has never hit Diamond?

[03:02:05] How long has he been playing?

[03:02:31] Good game, I don't know why there's an FF.

[03:02:35] Why not FF twin?

[03:02:42] Two more games and we get our Rocket League rank.

[03:02:45] Holy aura.

[03:02:47] Two more games.

[03:02:48] Alright y'all said 835 is diamond.

[03:02:52] Nah no way, there's no way in fucking hell we get diamond.

[03:03:00] We'll get plop, nah not even close chat, not even close.

[03:03:04] As I'm getting plus 15, even if we win out, we'll get like, plat, plat two.

[03:03:15] Never mind chat, not even close to diamond.

[03:03:20] Not even close.

[03:03:21] Two more games, two more games, two more games, two more games, two more games, two more games.

[03:03:24] His peak is plat two.

[03:03:27] Really?

[03:03:28] Bro, I look like my two minutes is way better than me.

[03:04:28] I got seen that up my god

[03:04:58] This game I've been a little bit shaky, but I don't have a 100% miss rate.

[03:05:25] It's over, it's over, Nines, it's over.

[03:05:48] Imagine we came back though, imagine.

[03:06:04] Imagine we came back!

[03:06:06] Fuck!

[03:06:07] That was an easy goal!

[03:06:18] No!

[03:06:44] This guy's good!

[03:06:45] Good bump on my teammate! Bro, my teammates. Look at the bump, look at the bump, look at

[03:07:00] the ball. Look at the bump! Wow!

[03:07:07] If you have any questions, please post them.

[03:07:26] Thanks, and see you next time.

[03:07:32] That's just pure luck.

[03:07:57] pure lock chat pure lock just pure lock guy pure

[03:08:11] Over the middle, over the middle.

[03:08:36] What a dumbass!

[03:08:37] What is he doing?!

[03:08:38] What a dumbass!

[03:08:39] You're pretty ass, not gonna lie. Thanks Q. What's the point of saying that?

[03:09:09] I

[03:09:26] What a fucking save

[03:09:39] Let's game man, let's game, let's game.

[03:09:52] Alright chat, we may as well just get on CS.

[03:09:56] I'm not gonna get that.

[03:09:57] I'm gonna get like gold 3.

[03:09:59] Gold 3 or Plat 1.

[03:10:02] Damn bro.

[03:10:05] what the fuck are they doing hold up I gotta watch this what my blood is boiling from

[03:10:27] watching you play. Then don't watch, Tipshit. Then don't watch. 10 seconds, no way, right?

[03:10:49] Let's get on CS. Let's get on CS. I still have one place to match left, but I'm just gonna get

[03:10:55] PlotWaterGold3, fuck!

[03:10:58] It's CSGO time. You don't know what time it is. Highlights, call me. Highlights!

[03:11:05] It's time to fucking stock up on fucking cases. Like I'm talking like fucking 300. I'm talking like fucking 300.

[03:11:14] Highlights, I'ma call you in a sec.

[03:11:16] You're fucking dog shit. Yeah, thanks, man chat tonight. We're getting three golds mark my words

[03:11:46] you

[03:12:16] you

[03:13:16] That was good, was good, was good.

[03:13:20] Hello, hello.

[03:13:29] Hold up.

[03:13:29] Let's load up on, load up on some monies, you know?

[03:13:35] Let's do it.

[03:13:36] Let me, should I, screens hidden?

[03:13:38] Yeah.

[03:13:42] Yeah, how much money should I put in?

[03:13:43] are we fucking ready are we fucking ready have as Jensie called him was

[03:13:54] Let's go bruh.

[03:13:56] Let's go bruh.

[03:13:58] It is time.

[03:14:03] It is time.

[03:14:07] One moment.

[03:14:12] Why is he calling me from the discord?

[03:14:16] See how?

[03:14:24] Oh, it's the Coke.

[03:14:31] Yeah.

[03:14:34] Yeah.

[03:14:36] Here's the thing, bro.

[03:14:42] What have I?

[03:14:44] You have a, yeah, what's up?

[03:14:48] I'm in discord.

[03:14:49] Why are you calling me?

[03:14:51] Oh, you're in discord?

[03:14:55] Okay, have us here's my question, bro

[03:15:00] We as a chatty to have a discussion

[03:15:05] Chat as y'all know we get $2,000 every 24 hours courtesy of valve

[03:15:11] well, not not currency of valve

[03:15:15] courtesy of my wallet but

[03:15:17] But, chat, would y'all rather me do $1,000 case openings every day, or $2,000 case openings

[03:15:29] every other day?

[03:15:30] Can we get a poll on this?

[03:15:35] I'm gonna read chat.

[03:15:38] Have I stalking Discord?

[03:15:41] Yeah.

[03:15:42] Yeah.

[03:15:43] Do you know what I mean, though?

[03:15:48] Do you know what I mean?

[03:15:50] Okay, old Jack, would y'all rather me do a thousand dollar cases every day or two thousand

[03:16:01] dollars every other day?

[03:16:04] What do y'all think?

[03:16:08] Don't just say 2,000 because of today.

[03:16:15] Run a poll.

[03:16:19] No, I'm not saying 2K every day.

[03:16:22] Elle Print, are you actually watching the stream for my print?

[03:16:26] Let's see, let's see.

[03:16:27] Vote on this poll.

[03:16:28] I need to like chat.

[03:16:29] I want you all to be unbiased.

[03:16:31] I think doing 2,000 every other day is perfect.

[03:16:36] I think 1,000 is every day is kind of crazy.

[03:16:40] I'm not going.

[03:16:41] But it's the same.

[03:16:43] I know it's the same thing, but it feels more D-10.

[03:16:51] OK.

[03:16:52] It feels more D-10.

[03:16:53] All right.

[03:16:56] Zimbabwe hates you.

[03:16:59] I'm scrolling up to this.

[03:17:00] Hivemind, let's get a time out of this guy.

[03:17:02] Hivemind.

[03:17:03] Zimbabwe hates you.

[03:17:06] Are you serious?

[03:17:07] Dislip for the boys.

[03:17:10] Guys, I can't do 2K every day.

[03:17:13] It's 2K every other day or 1K a day.

[03:17:16] All right, it looks like 2K every other day wins.

[03:17:20] Chad, are y'all fucking ready?

[03:17:21] Like, are y'all racking?

[03:17:23] Guys, all right, so hi guys,

[03:17:24] we're doing $2,000 today, locked.

[03:17:27] Yes, we are going to Depot as much as we can.

[03:17:29] How many cases is $2,000 roughly?

[03:17:32] How many cases?

[03:17:34] Well, it depends on like how twisted you are if you're going to do fucking weapons cases.

[03:17:39] This is not many cases.

[03:17:40] No, I'm never, I'm, hi guys, I'm never doing that again.

[03:17:43] You know who can afford weapons cases?

[03:17:45] Oh, fucking billionaires, not me.

[03:17:47] I can't afford that.

[03:17:49] Okay, so if you're doing regular cases, it's probably 500, 500 maybe plus.

[03:17:56] If I'm doing regular cases, wait, some absolute degenerate said 452.

[03:18:07] Did he actually just count out how many cases?

[03:18:11] So, Chad, hold up.

[03:18:14] We can do, if we commit to this $2,000 every other day, that means all of our case openings

[03:18:20] will be 500 cases.

[03:18:22] Yeah, it's true.

[03:18:24] We're going to get some crazy polls this year actually don't mind that chat because then

[03:18:31] realistically we'll do cases three times a week like Monday, Wednesday, Friday, not going

[03:18:36] to do them on the weekend because I'll probably like well maybe but you know you can see also

[03:18:42] you haven't tried a trade up yet.

[03:18:47] Like I know because I don't have enough of a juicy inventory for it bro trading in high

[03:18:51] If I trade in five reds, do I get a guaranteed knife?

[03:18:55] Yes.

[03:18:56] Oh my God, I want to do those so bad.

[03:18:58] Well, that's the thing, Chad.

[03:18:59] The more stacked my account gets,

[03:19:01] because Chad, y'all know, right now my account

[03:19:03] is like bare bones with a little bit of money

[03:19:06] influx into it.

[03:19:07] Well, not a little bit of money,

[03:19:08] but a lot of the money influx into it,

[03:19:09] just not, I haven't got any luck.

[03:19:11] I've got any luck.

[03:19:12] But the better my account gets, Chad,

[03:19:15] the crazier should we could do,

[03:19:17] because then we could do crazy trade-ups, guys.

[03:19:20] We add in squishy month

[03:19:23] Yeah, he's watching. Yeah

[03:19:28] Let's do it. All right rejoin brother 500 cases in this college on this call

[03:19:35] Squish fail

[03:19:37] Boom boom boom bro 500 cases have eyes sweet mother of Mary. Yeah, probably probably 500

[03:19:45] I mean squish, you know what time it is

[03:19:47] I was just load up so squishy. I had a meeting with my counsel and they voted 81% of them said they would rather be due $2,000 case openings every other day rather than $1,000 case openings every day. What do you think squish?

[03:20:03] So, was that 6k a week?

[03:20:11] It depends if I do it on Sunday.

[03:20:14] Holy shit.

[03:20:15] Oh

[03:20:18] Okay, okay, um

[03:20:20] Yeah, bro. I mean if you're having fun doing it right like who's just who's to tell you what to do bro

[03:20:26] Yeah, I'm having fun, but it's not so much about that too. It's like I'm not going out like this. Do you know what I'm saying? I

[03:20:33] Mean last time was tragic. I can't lie brother. We like I'm five thousand dollars in the hole

[03:20:38] I have what do I have to show for it a $100 knife like come on

[03:20:42] I

[03:20:44] Took a $5,000 knife and think about it cost you $5,000 to get it right well technically I didn't get the

[03:20:50] 350 I think oh nice at $355 aka so

[03:20:54] Realistically if I count all the purples and shit, I probably have $500 worth of actual shit. I can sell

[03:21:02] No, let's get it about it looks like you've been telling a lot of purchases. We have eyes were maxed out at a thousand

[03:21:07] How's that possible?

[03:21:09] Um, I think it's because later we're buying so quick. Yeah

[03:21:16] Maybe we can go back in a minute

[03:21:21] There's no way the billionaires are doing that

[03:21:24] It's so yeah, you're more, you know

[03:21:28] Carampit there's no way they're doing this

[03:21:31] They don't buy through steam drinks. They do it through like third-party like crypto trades and shit

[03:21:35] I was going to say there's no way they're sitting there adding in on it.

[03:21:38] No, you can't take money out of steam.

[03:21:40] So once it's in steam, you can't get it out of steam unless you do it like third party, which you're not supposed to technically.

[03:21:44] But people do it.

[03:21:46] Cha, Oni's not even awake, bro.

[03:21:48] Bro, the guy that does the...

[03:21:50] Bro, the guy that has the $1 million aK, he's not doing $100 aK.

[03:21:55] That guy's doing like, yeah, like you said, Squishy.

[03:21:57] Yeah, they buy it from third-party traders and then they get awake.

[03:22:01] I have a good feeling about today.

[03:22:03] about today. I don't know what it is, bro. Maybe I'm delusional. I have a good feeling

[03:22:07] about today. It's because the last session was pretty tragic. It could have been worse,

[03:22:12] though. We could have just knocked out of gold.

[03:22:13] Okay, I guess we do. I guess we do a thousand right now. Then we wait, we let it cool down

[03:22:19] and we do another thousand.

[03:22:20] Yes, yes, yes, yes. We do. Okay, okay, okay. All right, let's load up on cases. What's

[03:22:26] the use the use?

[03:22:29] Let's not put it like that because then it's like well, like it's in graze in my brain what you get

[03:22:36] Actually, like gammas chroma twos. Yeah. Yeah, I'm as chroma twos the fractures fractures and then dreams of matters

[03:22:43] Yeah, they use fuck it. They use the knife you got even though it was cheap

[03:22:48] There was a lot worse. You could have gotten I'm not gonna lie. It was actually it. Yeah, it was actually like one of the best like

[03:22:54] Like pattern like not that was a call like skins on the night you could have got low key

[03:23:03] There's like ones that look like scorched and like beta

[03:23:06] I don't know how to explain it, but like the worst one you get a safari match. I think it's like 50 bucks, bro

[03:23:11] You got a hundred like a hundred and thirteen

[03:23:13] Not bad

[03:23:16] Wait, so what's the worst gold knife in the game? I

[03:23:19] I think it might be scorched. I think it's called sports. It looks like Bert. Chad, y'all know?

[03:23:27] Let me check. Let me check. Chad, what is the worst gold night you can get?

[03:23:36] Navajo, Rustco. Yeah.

[03:23:41] Okay. So I didn't, I thought I'm going to be honest. I thought I got the worst knife.

[03:23:44] No, no, no, no. No, no we're new.

[03:23:48] Rustcoed slash boreal forest. Interesting. Rustcoed butplugs, what? Mail your dick hair to me.

[03:23:58] You don't know what butplugs are?

[03:24:02] The butplug knife? You don't know what they're?

[03:24:06] The butplug knife now.

[03:24:08] um

[03:24:10] the saddle daggers

[03:24:13] Yeah, dude, those are

[03:24:15] We're all bad looking. Whoa. What the fuck don't get gamma or chroma or fractures such a waste. Why is he saying that?

[03:24:22] but

[03:24:24] um wire fractures of waste

[03:24:28] racks underscore is he trolling or

[03:24:31] wire fractures of waste

[03:24:33] I

[03:24:36] Don't know they're just they're just cheap. I don't think it's a waste. There's not many like good weapons in system

[03:24:42] You can get a gold out of this though. It doesn't really matter. You just get like less

[03:24:46] How wide of a skate like how wide is a gold? Like you know what I'm saying like

[03:24:52] If I get a gold am I getting one of 500 skins like how does that work?

[03:24:56] I

[03:24:59] Think you're looking up a case right on the case like no it depends on the case

[03:25:03] Yeah, it does it's only certain goals in certain cases for example like in a chroma right in a chroma to mm-hmm

[03:25:11] How many goals are in that how many goals are in that?

[03:25:14] Let's see

[03:25:17] The chromas are $5. I wonder why there must be good gunskins

[03:25:26] Ched, y'all know why for now.

[03:25:31] So, this one has-

[03:25:35] Can the chats see or no?

[03:25:38] No, no, no.

[03:25:40] Not yet.

[03:25:41] I'm just going to filter by, oh, this is why you-

[03:25:45] Okay.

[03:25:46] Like, why don't we just rip Cuormus, bro?

[03:25:47] Why don't we just rip Cuormus?

[03:25:49] You want Cuormus?

[03:25:50] Yeah, so-

[03:25:51] Is it better?

[03:25:52] Brother-

[03:25:53] black pearl karambit that's a good one and then just ripped the ruby

[03:25:59] If you had a Ruby

[03:26:02] Yeah, Ruby Ruby

[03:26:04] Seven and to keep going any of these are insane

[03:26:10] Watch out, why don't we just rip chroma's look at this look at this shit. Oh

[03:26:15] My god

[03:26:17] What's the worst you can get though?

[03:26:20] The worst you can get?

[03:26:23] A marble fade flip knife.

[03:26:25] Yeah, just get these.

[03:26:27] That's the worst you can get?

[03:26:29] Wait, but are chromas $5?

[03:26:31] Yeah, there's less cases.

[03:26:33] So we'll have less cases.

[03:26:35] How many chromas is that?

[03:26:37] Like a hundred?

[03:26:39] Wait, there's a page two.

[03:26:41] There's a page two.

[03:26:43] Which one?

[03:26:45] What?

[03:26:47] It might be a bad idea to get Kromas.

[03:26:51] Oh, there it is. Yeah.

[03:26:53] Oh, the gut knife. Yeah, a classic.

[03:26:55] Oh, no. Yeah.

[03:26:57] The gut knife you'll get 50 bucks.

[03:27:01] Bro, but so is chroma $5 just because of all these like insane knives?

[03:27:06] Yeah, because of the the insane knife that you saw page one these ones.

[03:27:10] Is what people go for.

[03:27:12] Yeah, maybe we just get more cases. I think we just get more cases. I don't think we should do that then like definitely still get chromas, but

[03:27:21] Yeah, I mean

[03:27:22] The chance of hitting the like ruby and sapphire and shit. Yeah, this is insane

[03:27:27] And you have to take note account like the wear of it. Yeah, so you got to hit so many factors

[03:27:35] So let's say I get a ten thousand dollar karambit, but like it's literally the worst where possible. What would that do to the value?

[03:27:41] like 10 times less probably legitimately like 10k to 1k yeah yeah yeah for sure

[03:27:49] like a what like a battle scar to like factory yeah if there was a 10k yeah it

[03:27:53] would it would fuck it pretty hard depends what it is depends what it is I

[03:27:56] think I think for like dopplers though I can't go that down probably half for

[03:28:00] but

[03:28:02] Oh, they're saying half the same half the same half. Yeah. No, that's why it's all right. Oh, it's float capped. Oh

[03:28:09] can't be

[03:28:11] Yeah

[03:28:13] Minimal where are higher? Bopplers are always minimal where are higher

[03:28:17] Okay, so I think we should just do like 50 chroma's and then just like split everything up like dreams

[03:28:25] Just split it all up because I don't want to say that we've been there. Yeah

[03:28:29] Yeah. Like, just to say, I'm going to go into the most cases, we can just do no-chromos.

[03:28:34] Um, what do you guys think? Is that a better idea? Just more cases?

[03:28:39] Yeah, part of the most cases is better, right?

[03:28:42] So maybe just chop chromos all together. Because then we just get more cases, yeah?

[03:28:50] Was it better to diversify, like a little bit of chroma's in there, just in case?

[03:28:59] What are danger zones?

[03:29:00] Have we done danger zones?

[03:29:01] I don't think it's better for getting on.

[03:29:06] Oh, thanks to the code that I sent you to work, my chat was saying that you had some

[03:29:12] problems.

[03:29:13] Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

[03:29:14] I don't know.

[03:29:15] It half worked.

[03:29:16] I don't know.

[03:29:17] Okay.

[03:29:18] I got a second one.

[03:29:19] I don't know. Yeah, tell me another one for tomorrow.

[03:29:21] Danger zone case.

[03:29:23] This one?

[03:29:25] Whoa, check out that.

[03:29:26] Check out the knives in that one.

[03:29:27] Check out the knives in that one.

[03:29:29] Show screen, too.

[03:29:31] Whatever you do.

[03:29:34] Bro.

[03:29:35] Can you screen share habits?

[03:29:37] Yes, yes.

[03:29:38] Thank you.

[03:29:40] Can I look at these?

[03:29:42] Bro, looking at this just makes me want to.

[03:29:44] This is the second most expensive case,

[03:29:45] but like, look at it.

[03:29:48] Brother the chroma was way more juice than this. No, yeah, this is the most

[03:29:56] They looked really nice and see us to if you had a fade super good looking skin

[03:30:01] Brother the chroma's were like they had like fucking crazy ones three bucks for this case

[03:30:09] Yeah, I see we're saying there's a lot of like shit that you can hit here

[03:30:12] Like look at this. Yeah, this is awful

[03:30:14] Check out the chroma again. Check out the chroma. Bro, TAP, Harvey wants to do two

[03:30:20] grand worth of chromas and just try to hit something insane. Oh my god. Chroma. Chroma

[03:30:28] two. Yeah, chroma two. Chroma two. Chroma two skins. And then filter. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:30:36] So, chat, look at this, bro, 9K to 40K, 8K, 9K, 7K.

[03:30:46] This Chroma has the most insane shit, which is probably why it's $5.

[03:30:51] But chat, am I breaking this?

[03:30:54] Think about how rare this is, though, like this.

[03:30:58] It's probably a better chance of you winning the lottery.

[03:31:01] CS Tweet, CS Tweet, new cases just dropped.

[03:31:05] What?

[03:31:07] New cases?

[03:31:08] Go to CS Twitter.

[03:31:09] I am a new man.

[03:31:10] New cases?

[03:31:11] That's a huge deal, bro.

[03:31:13] That's true.

[03:31:14] Wait, buy them all up.

[03:31:15] Let's look.

[03:31:16] Come on, Shrek.

[03:31:17] What's that?

[03:31:18] No way, no way.

[03:31:19] Oh, no, no, no, no, these are terminals.

[03:31:22] These are scams.

[03:31:23] No, no, no.

[03:31:24] No, not these.

[03:31:25] What are these?

[03:31:26] What are these?

[03:31:27] These are all...

[03:31:28] These are even bigger scams.

[03:31:29] It's actually a scam.

[03:31:31] This is not a case.

[03:31:32] It's a terminal.

[03:31:33] It's horrible, bro.

[03:31:34] bro it's an even worse scam than case it lets you roll like five skins but you

[03:31:39] have to pay for the skin you have to pay money for the skin pay money for the

[03:31:44] terminal and then the skins you roll you have to pay money for those skins if you

[03:31:51] want them yeah you can just skip it all

[03:31:57] yeah I'm not gonna lie hitting a knife here and if it's good it would be like

[03:32:00] Absolute Cinema, I'm not going to lie, but it's like dude you're gonna feel so shitty Jinx if you hit like the worst one of all

[03:32:08] It's gonna feel worse, you know, bro the other ones. It's like I feel like I know what is the craziest shit?

[03:32:13] I could hit another one. Is it dreams?

[03:32:17] You can get out of a butterfly. I'm rolled. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy

[03:32:22] That's like

[03:32:23] 8k 9k

[03:32:26] We're the most common like pro

[03:32:28] The skin please check out dreams once check out dreams. I'm trying to like actually map the sound and look at this

[03:32:33] Yeah, no, this is smart. You're this smart

[03:32:39] Yeah, chroma has the craziest shit, but promise $5 which means less cases

[03:32:45] Wait, have us can you show the skins with

[03:32:49] Terminal oh

[03:32:51] Yeah, maybe I don't know so I think we'll step in

[03:32:53] They're saying new gloves, but I mean is it even in that terminal? Yeah, not it wouldn't be worth it for to do now

[03:33:01] But I'm just curious

[03:33:02] Okay, this is kind of nutty for a $1 case. This is the best $1 case value

[03:33:07] Oh, yeah, dude drinks the top right one is super nice thing in all these are nice trophy any of the butterflies

[03:33:13] Top left is the best being saying

[03:33:16] But it's actually a lot of good ones in this for $1 dreams and nightmares kind of mocks right now

[03:33:21] Yeah, let's keep check was value dreams of nightmares is the winner like best bang for the buck for sure

[03:33:27] Yeah, and we can get it dude chat. What if we just literally got like

[03:33:32] 500 dreams of nightmares

[03:33:34] literally guys dreams is insane

[03:33:39] But dreams is insane is that not crazy

[03:33:45] Yeah, there's something good things you can get from this case for how cheap it is

[03:33:51] I

[03:33:56] Think only told you dreams of nightmares

[03:33:59] Maybe it's only or arrow, but they told you that dreams of nightmares kind of pays out more

[03:34:05] ROI ROI yeah, wait, how do I see our allies? I want to see that shit, bro

[03:34:10] Oh my god, I want to see ROI so they're waiting to find that probably on reddit some guy did it or something

[03:34:16] I don't know if it's a yeah, I don't think there's like a

[03:34:18] Bro the RRIs must be donkey doodle shit in this game.

[03:34:22] It's terrible bro.

[03:34:25] It's less than 50% it's gotta be.

[03:34:27] It has to be.

[03:34:28] What does that even mean?

[03:34:29] There's no like.

[03:34:30] Like you make back like less than 50% of what you put on.

[03:34:33] It's gotta be.

[03:34:34] I thought you were saying 50% to profit.

[03:34:36] I was gonna say fuck no.

[03:34:38] No, no.

[03:34:39] Like you're getting back like less than half of what you put on.

[03:34:41] High five.

[03:34:42] From the four cases we've checked right now, I kind of just want to stock up on dreams

[03:34:46] I can say fuck all that other noise.

[03:34:48] People that seem to sketch, I don't know if you could test it.

[03:34:50] If you were saying csroi.com,

[03:34:52] but it says that's good.

[03:34:53] I'm on it, I'm kind of sketching.

[03:34:56] I mean, yeah, I can do it too.

[03:35:00] Let's see.

[03:35:03] Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.

[03:35:07] OK, dreams of nightmares case?

[03:35:10] So investing ROI.

[03:35:13] Give us a 15%

[03:35:17] Um, wait, wait, what does that say?

[03:35:22] 4.6% profit on dreams and nightmares.

[03:35:27] And the funny thing is this is probably the best case in the game right now, brother, you make profit 4% of the time chat.

[03:35:36] I knew it was going to be an insane number. That's what I wanted to see.

[03:35:40] Well, there's also many other cases.

[03:35:42] Let's check them all. I bet they're all shit. Operation Wildfire 10%, Gamma 6%, God, never mind. Dreams is ass.

[03:35:53] Revolver case 16, oh no, no, no, five, sorry, five.

[03:36:00] Yeah, bro, like, that's what I mean. This isn't even like gambling because you can't even win, dude. You win 4% of the time.

[03:36:08] You literally can't win. I mean there's like at least if I gamble I can win. Oh my fucking god

[03:36:14] Five percent six percent. Yeah, are we supposed to look at the unboxing ROI?

[03:36:19] Is that what yeah, I think that's what you put in so if you put into the twelve dollars you get back 46% of that per case

[03:36:25] The unboxing ROI is like if you have a hundred dollar bill it turns into 46 dollars if you spend it on boxes

[03:36:30] I think yeah, that's what I was saying. I got to be less than 50. This 4% means what percentage of cases are profitable

[03:36:36] That's what that means.

[03:36:38] Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah.

[03:36:40] Brother, like you actually can't win.

[03:36:42] It's not even possible.

[03:36:44] You would have to have, I'm sure there's like

[03:36:46] such a small amount of human beings

[03:36:48] who have made money.

[03:36:50] Actually, no, I don't think there's any human being.

[03:36:52] If you've opened a thousand cases,

[03:36:54] I don't think there's anyone that's profitable.

[03:36:57] Literally, I don't think it's possible.

[03:36:59] Yeah.

[03:37:01] I mean, dreams of nightmares kind of just...

[03:38:05] The top right glove looks like so fucking sick, bro

[03:38:09] Look at the ops nice pink. It has it doesn't look at the top right gloves, bro. Can you so that's the new up?

[03:38:18] Well, this is all this is all yeah, I'll do yes, this is from the terminal. It's just sick

[03:38:24] Is it the glock? So does nobody really know their true value yet? Basically? No, not for a week not for a week

[03:38:31] That's okay.

[03:38:36] Oh, that's nice.

[03:38:38] That is cool.

[03:38:40] That's sexy. I like that one.

[03:38:41] Cool skins.

[03:38:42] What do you get this out of? What do you get this out of? The terminal shit?

[03:38:46] Yeah.

[03:38:47] Yeah, I mean, if you want to try all one, you can, but I'm telling you, it's just...

[03:38:52] How expensive are they?

[03:38:53] I don't know how much these cases are.

[03:38:55] So, if I pull something out of a terminal, I have to buy it?

[03:39:00] Yes, so you have to buy the terminal and then you have to buy the skin if you want it

[03:39:05] Are these skins ever gonna come to cases or do they start off in terminals or they stay in terminals?

[03:39:10] How does this work?

[03:39:11] No, these I believe these skins will stay in this terminal. They won't transfer to cases or anything

[03:39:18] You look at the gloves man. Oh my god. It's so expensive

[03:39:22] The top right one right. Yeah, top. Yeah, that's gonna be so expensive

[03:39:26] those are clean pink and purple or purple and light blue and yellow yeah those are clean

[03:39:33] there's gloves at the coin edge inks in purple right now that are like pretty much 10k and

[03:39:38] there's one there's some that go for 50k that look similar to that Adam said new cases aren't

[03:39:42] ever coming out real yeah they're very very switched to uh those are so nice wait what is that yellow

[03:39:50] is that considered gold it's a gold yeah that's a gold the gloves gloves are the same as a knife

[03:39:56] Ready gold gold gold

[03:40:00] That first one just clears the first one

[03:40:03] That's because one mobs

[03:40:05] It's so sick

[03:40:09] Yeah

[03:40:11] Well, what's crazy is like how much of this you get this if you get out of it

[03:40:14] I'm gonna force you to buy it from the terminal for like over a thousand dollars, which is insane

[03:40:19] That's what it was. Yeah, that's what it is

[03:40:22] Dreams and let's have a fucking party

[03:40:24] Yeah

[03:40:27] Allocated budget on friends. I'm not a hit and hit and we can do nine hundred and thirty dollars on dreams right now

[03:40:34] Let's fucking do it. I still have some leftover cases from last night, too. I think like 20 or 15

[03:40:39] We're just going to rip these cases a new asshole, and then chat after we're out of 930. I'm gonna restock

[03:40:45] I feel like you're due for like a good goal exam any open this is found to happen. How many how many want to

[03:40:57] just the rest of the money but we need to be able to buy keys by keys yeah we're at 931 yeah so we have

[03:41:09] of money to be able to buy keys bruh do you know 190 please work it's not like 193 or

[03:41:26] something nice oh god no wait it's an order now yeah that's shit can we get

[03:41:33] Let's see let's see well, I should see if it failed already

[03:41:39] It already felt we're good. Let's see. Let's see

[03:41:44] Very good

[03:41:51] Open cases not yet, bro. We need to get

[03:41:56] We're gonna get $900 worth of dreams right now dreams and nightmares

[03:41:59] or because dreams and nightmares look like the best bang for your buck

[03:42:04] looks like the best bang for your buck and we can still get a shit ton of fucking

[03:42:10] cases to shift on the cases and dreams has multiple good knives

[03:42:18] getting the keys is gonna be a bitch for this

[03:42:22] are the keys more expensive than the cases?

[03:42:26] ummm

[03:42:27] the key... so the case was $2

[03:42:30] what, $1.90?

[03:42:31] and then...

[03:42:33] keys are a lot cheaper than the keys a lot

[03:42:35] we already have keys, so we can't buy

[03:42:36] dream diamonds keys

[03:42:38] right now

[03:42:38] do we have 20 keys? how do we have 20?

[03:42:41] no, but we can't buy any more

[03:42:43] I don't think

[03:42:46] like, I have no option to buy

[03:42:48] oh

[03:42:49] T?

[03:42:50] oh yeah, so we're empty, yep

[03:42:51] So you have to unbox a little bit all right, so we want to start ripping

[03:42:56] Or not yeah, yeah, yeah

[03:43:00] Yeah, I'm gonna start the first wave of degeneracy

[03:43:04] Dude, it's good to see the odds so 4% of the time you make

[03:43:13] No, but yeah, imagine today

[03:43:18] Yeah

[03:43:20] Um, oh yeah, you can open a little bit and then we have to buy

[03:43:23] Let me know am I good now? Yeah. Yeah

[03:43:28] Oh

[03:43:31] My god lock the fuck in lock the fuck in

[03:43:38] Boom boom

[03:43:42] Yep, what if it is instead of gold first case

[03:43:46] all right

[03:43:48] How many okay, how many cases do we have right now?

[03:43:53] Chat here it is right here my first ever gold function

[03:43:59] I'll set up with fevers. All right, cuz I like dreams the most son of a fever

[03:44:11] Okay

[03:44:18] Oh, yeah, Dixie you said your your energy is gonna be higher to that

[03:44:23] I saw our vision this morning when I was jerking off. I'm putting three gold today mark my fucking words

[03:44:39] When you got the gold last time it was like right as you had fully given up the game gave it to you

[03:44:43] maybe if you believe the whole time

[03:44:45] i got around 400 patients

[03:44:47] that is serious

[03:44:49] mob, ban the people typing blue

[03:44:51] jesus

[03:44:53] ban those fuckers dude

[03:44:59] go go go go go go

[03:45:07] go go go go go go go go

[03:45:13] I don't know.

[03:45:15] That track.

[03:45:17] Squishy, fuck the stat track!

[03:45:19] Go!

[03:45:21] Go!

[03:45:23] Go!

[03:45:25] That track, dude, where did I set it?

[03:45:27] What were the chances?

[03:45:29] Squishy, I don't give a fuck

[03:45:31] about the stat track!

[03:45:33] You can start.

[03:45:35] Add one to the palette.

[03:45:37] Go, pink!

[03:45:39] Pinky pinky pinky pink!

[03:45:41] Pinky pinky pinky pinky pink.

[03:45:42] Pink!

[03:45:43] Three pinks!

[03:45:44] The cake is hot, which means that next cake's gonna be insane!

[03:45:49] Three pinks!

[03:45:52] Red, red, red, red.

[03:46:02] Go, go, go, go, go, go!

[03:46:34] uh

[03:46:37] Over the top left a little circle thing

[03:46:40] Wait does steam go down? It's wednesday not that's Tuesday right? Yeah, I don't think so

[03:46:46] Oh update cs update update update

[03:46:50] You already updated i updated before i got on

[03:46:54] Uh, maybe a new update

[03:46:56] Maybe a new one

[03:46:58] A new new update

[03:47:00] Um, or did i get perma bath?

[03:47:02] No, I think you're banned, bro.

[03:47:04] No, bro.

[03:47:06] Maybe another update?

[03:47:10] What the fuck?

[03:47:12] No update.

[03:47:14] There is no update.

[03:47:16] I might ask, I might ask.

[03:47:18] What do you mean, hooray, you asshole?

[03:47:20] Up to date.

[03:47:22] Interesting.

[03:47:24] Valve is watching goodbye.

[03:47:26] What?

[03:47:28] What did I do to Valve besides give them money?

[03:47:30] and suck at the game

[03:47:38] What the fuck what the fuck it says the servers are down

[03:47:45] No way I go up you don't know for sure you could have got gold. Oh my god. Oh my the steams are right

[03:47:51] They actually went down. They're all off on

[03:47:54] Steve

[03:47:55] Um, yes, yes.

[03:47:59] Mm-hmm.

[03:47:59] How do you know the CS servers are down?

[03:48:01] What do you mean?

[03:48:02] I'm actually like, God damn, I think I'm so, but this, this down detector

[03:48:06] is like linked with CS like through an API.

[03:48:09] Um,

[03:48:13] boss, all offline.

[03:48:16] I wonder if everyone got all the line, all the line, all the line.

[03:48:18] Yeah.

[03:48:19] That's right.

[03:48:19] So it's session log on.

[03:48:21] Serves.

[03:48:22] Yeah, yeah.

[03:48:23] What the fuck is the update?

[03:48:25] Everybody cut it off because of the the terminals the skins the end of skins and they crash the servers

[03:48:31] They crashed it how many fucking people are on like two million?

[03:48:35] Wait, that's a seven million

[03:48:40] Yeah, that's in game. So like on steam. Yes, I'm a million six million right now

[03:48:47] Wait, there's no way that's there's no way that's right now. That has to be across all games. No

[03:48:52] know, but that is right either because it doesn't game on steam, but on all of steam.

[03:49:00] It's all of steam. Yeah, it's all.

[03:49:02] Yeah, I was literally about to shit myself if this game at six, bro, what's the most

[03:49:08] players this game's ever had on steam charts? There's a way to check that right? Like all

[03:49:12] time. Yes.

[03:49:13] So what chat? What do y'all think? Yes. All time because it's got to be something insane.

[03:49:21] biggest game ever right? 1.8 mil. What? Probably the most

[03:49:29] seed ever happens like 250k, which is still insane.

[03:49:32] All time peak 11 months ago, one 1.8 million. Yeah.

[03:49:39] Wow. 11 months ago. Why was there 1.8 million? What was

[03:49:42] happening?

[03:49:43] Yeah, what happened 11 months ago?

[03:49:45] Had to be in a new new case. How did it new case? How did it

[03:49:48] the new case. It's back. They're saying it's back. I'm a major back back back. They're

[03:49:58] saying a bunch of stuff. Yeah, it's back. It's back. It's back. It's okay. True back.

[03:50:06] So we have us the thing dogs playing in on Friday. That's not a major. That's a land.

[03:50:11] It's a land, but it's not a major, right? It was like a seven price for it. I believe

[03:50:17] Yeah, I believe it's just a tournament, but it's not like the land restart. Yeah

[03:50:22] That'll be fun to watch chat

[03:50:25] Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'll be fun to watch

[03:50:28] Are the eight teams in it like the eight best teams in the world or is it just like you or something or how does it work?

[03:50:35] ESL

[03:50:37] Yeah, I'm gonna watch party chat. We got perms this morning guys at like 5 a.m

[03:50:41] Cuz I have us we got perms to watch it which I'm surprised cuz I was instant

[03:50:47] That early in the day those games it's to 45 but don't seem to stream it

[03:50:56] You know

[03:50:58] Yeah

[03:51:02] Really

[03:51:17] There's a blue

[03:51:19] So job right now we'll go live early at like 245 and watch talk

[03:51:23] And then if he makes it to the finals, I'll watch that too

[03:51:35] Teddy milk

[03:51:47] I

[03:51:50] Say go

[03:51:55] Not bad

[03:51:57] With streams I went from fever to James really sneaky really backdoor

[03:52:03] I like that

[03:52:07] Purple hey not bad. It was today a lot of purple today. It starts. It's not

[03:52:12] Go, go, go, go!

[03:52:14] For dog!

[03:52:16] This is for dog!

[03:52:18] Oh, oh.

[03:52:20] It's not for dog.

[03:52:22] Bang!

[03:52:24] Wreck it out of this case!

[03:52:26] I'm giving to a random viewer!

[03:52:28] Alright.

[03:52:30] Let me jab you even a lot, bish-e.

[03:52:32] Like, do you really want to go through the household of me standing up to you?

[03:52:34] What's the step-rax that?

[03:52:36] That's the step-rax.

[03:52:38] Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[03:52:40] Or what's the center act that

[03:52:48] Ain't that no that's right guys fuck a stop track. We're getting three goals tonight

[03:52:54] Yes, just give me five cents instead

[03:53:00] Chicken back chicken. Yeah

[03:53:03] Yeah, what is realistically the best thing you could buy with 35 cents probably just ramen like ramen noodles, huh?

[03:53:09] Raman noodles are fucking gas!

[03:53:12] Gas!

[03:53:13] Because Raman's like still 35 cents.

[03:53:16] Dude, I'm pretty sure you can get six Raman packs for like 90 cents.

[03:53:19] I'm not even sure.

[03:53:21] Jack, Raman is amazing, but it is horrible for you.

[03:53:26] Two dollars.

[03:53:27] Yeah, did he agree to be good for selling PM parades though?

[03:53:30] Yes, is that RLCS?

[03:53:32] Yeah, yeah.

[03:53:33] Gas planing?

[03:53:34] Yeah, I know.

[03:53:35] The dog thing will be done like way before.

[03:53:37] I'm like it'll be done like 30

[03:53:40] Are you talking his match?

[03:53:42] It's the last match today. Oh, okay. Okay. I'll watch other matches, but

[03:53:47] Not early. I'm not gonna get on it like 10 a.m.

[03:53:50] Yeah, post this is fun to watch even like the crap. Yeah, it's also like I can understand what's happening kind of

[03:53:56] You have a big crowd for this event. I don't know what

[03:54:01] You know

[03:54:03] I

[03:54:06] Only said he doesn't know if crowds there yet cuz it's Friday

[03:54:13] I'm using someone said ESL probably

[03:54:24] But guys it no crowd or is it small small small

[03:54:29] I'm seeing a lot of these but everyone's just fucking trolling.

[03:54:39] Sometimes people are like, some of the pros are like aim at the wall and they think someone

[03:54:42] is and they're kind of like freak out to give them balls and they'll have to kind of fall.

[03:54:49] It doesn't have a crazy outfit but when it does it does.

[03:54:52] No! Red! Red! Red! Red!

[03:54:54] Oh

[03:55:01] You haven't got a red in a little bit

[03:55:14] You see if you get that up if you get that factory new I

[03:55:19] Just checked my price, and it's like 500 plus

[03:55:21] Yeah, actually, yeah, yeah

[03:55:34] Chad dreams is gonna be our baby

[03:55:39] Also, if you do key first, you can't accidentally press the league

[03:55:51] Go, go, go, go, go!

[03:55:56] Nice, son.

[03:56:00] Where is that?

[03:56:04] Go! Red! Red!

[03:56:06] I tried to switch it up with mine control.

[03:56:08] Ah, I see, I see.

[03:56:10] I tried to switch it up with mine control.

[03:56:12] Pink! Pink!

[03:56:14] Watch, I'm gonna predict the next three cases.

[03:56:16] This one is a pink, 100%.

[03:56:21] This is a goal, this is a goal, this is a goal.

[03:56:23] This is a goal.

[03:56:24] Go, go, go.

[03:56:25] Go, go, go.

[03:56:26] This is a goal.

[03:56:27] Nice to be able to go.

[03:56:28] Go, go, go.

[03:56:29] You're over, I'm trying to get one.

[03:56:30] I'm trying to get one.

[03:56:31] Go, go.

[03:56:32] Go.

[03:56:33] Go.

[03:56:34] Go.

[03:56:35] Ah.

[03:56:36] Last one, last one, last one.

[03:56:37] Last one, last one, last one.

[03:56:38] Last one of dreams, last one of dreams.

[03:56:39] And I think we've stopped.

[03:56:40] Red!

[03:56:41] Bro, my favorite thing ever, it sends so much dopamine coursing through the veins of my

[03:56:48] off is when the case is winding down but you don't know what's at the end yet. I love that feeling.

[03:56:55] Because the start of the case doesn't matter. It's the end of the case.

[03:57:00] Oh my god we have a lot of fractures.

[03:57:06] Yeah yeah. Oh ultralight's in this case. Looks big.

[03:57:09] you don't like when you get it, but

[03:57:19] 70 70 70 70 70 70 70 70

[03:57:29] Goat!

[03:57:30] Vast!

[03:57:31] Oh that's thick

[03:57:33] Goat!

[03:57:34] Oh I missed it, there's that skin right there

[03:57:46] I

[03:57:52] See right there

[03:57:55] Like it's when it's dying down, but you can't see the end. It's like oh my god

[03:57:59] I want to come in my pants

[03:58:01] Wait, only life

[03:58:05] That's only life, but chat what is he doing? He might not what oh, he went he went live for the new gloves and the new terminal

[03:58:13] Chad he might not want to rip cases Chad like don't pressure him don't pressure

[03:58:21] Yeah, don't brush him don't brush them go bitch

[03:58:25] Oh, we got it. We got it. We got it also like nice yo yo squishy fuck with that

[03:58:32] That's a receipt dude great, bro. We've got it nine times in two days

[03:58:37] is that oh not bad not bad go i'm gonna put this one on the tip of my cock

[03:58:51] okay wait what i think put that one on my

[03:58:55] oh come on it was finesse here is i saw fake i saw purple

[03:58:59] Okay, what the- Oh!

[03:59:09] I've seen a lot of colors, but uh...

[03:59:29] You can't see all the way to the end.

[03:59:30] Oh my God, it's like having an orgasm time five.

[03:59:34] Goat!

[03:59:35] Goat!

[03:59:36] Goat!

[03:59:39] Nearly.

[03:59:40] I love the belief out of you today, bro.

[03:59:41] I told you, energy is great today

[03:59:43] because now I know it's possible to get goats.

[03:59:47] Before I didn't know.

[03:59:48] Now I know, because I feel it.

[03:59:50] You feel it, you see it, you feel it.

[03:59:51] You feel it, bro.

[03:59:52] Now I'm here.

[03:59:53] Now I'm hooked to this shit for life.

[03:59:57] Goat!

[03:59:58] Goat!

[03:59:59] Don't!

[04:00:03] Check the other thing, it's posted in cases every other day because then every other day I can place the answer.

[04:00:10] Do you know what I'm saying?

[04:00:12] You need keys?

[04:00:13] You know we need keys.

[04:00:14] You know we need keys!

[04:00:16] Hi, guys!

[04:00:17] Execute order 66.

[04:00:21] Remember, Rastream, we're doing Rastream.

[04:00:23] Streams is best bang for buck right now.

[04:00:25] So I'm not addicted, I'm not addicted.

[04:00:29] I'm going to go pee. I'm going to go pee. I'm going to go pee. Hi guys, restock. No, I'm not addicted. I'm not addicted.

[04:00:34] Because I'm still going to play every other day. I'm going to go pee. Locked in.

[04:00:40] How was he looking yesterday? I didn't get to watch too much of us. How was the gameplay?

[04:00:44] Um, well, we won if you want. Um, I ate Odeham and then he started using the app on the second game.

[04:00:56] He was looking better though, not he's not too shabby

[04:01:00] You know off the office a good new player crutch. I feel like you have to stop and shoot I

[04:01:09] Didn't see a clip of my tiktok and him with thing like four or five shotgun bullets

[04:01:14] That was the end of the stream right there. Yeah, it is you that

[04:01:17] Undeniable stream never seen that before

[04:01:22] How was the first though the first for me?

[04:01:26] Yeah, I heard you. Like what the fuck that just was.

[04:01:29] I've never seen that before.

[04:01:36] Okay, bought some of those.

[04:01:45] We could buy...

[04:01:48] Not east.

[04:01:56] and then some fraction

[04:02:26] He's got some chroma twos lurking

[04:02:56] Let's do this shit. Let's do this shit. Hi guys! How are we looking in the key department?

[04:03:03] Good. Wait, did you scroll down? You got some chromatues lurking down here.

[04:03:09] What?

[04:03:12] Hold on. Look.

[04:03:14] There's chromatues in the back door!

[04:03:17] I knew I had leftovers. Jack!

[04:03:19] Strawberry, banana, body armor.

[04:03:22] Cherryberry, liberty, body armor.

[04:03:25] I got teriyaki chicken on the way. I'm good for the next two hours of cases

[04:03:31] How much we just ripped the chroma's now, what do you think rip them off like a band-aid? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, oh

[04:03:37] Imagine it could be a pretty big one in here. Yeah, now we know the chroma's are juiced

[04:03:43] Imagine again fucking juice. I'll imagine imagine. It's a gold. All right now. Wait, I'm manifested, bro

[04:03:49] Maybe we do chroma's laughs. What do you guys think?

[04:03:52] save for the end of the year.

[04:03:54] Save the luck? Yeah, because if you don't hit any gold, then you can have the gold in here.

[04:03:57] I think we saved the cromas for the and-and-and, because they're fucking juiced!

[04:04:02] Okay, okay.

[04:04:04] Have I saved everyone?

[04:04:06] Yeah, yeah, I bought everything.

[04:04:08] How many cases do we have right now, Haberts?

[04:04:11] Well, a lot of cases.

[04:04:13] Only under 100, half a month.

[04:04:17] Definitely over because you probably have what like 80 dreams of nightmares left. That's what the fuck I'm talking about

[04:04:24] We bought a hundred of those

[04:04:27] Jack get the Iverse here is rolling. Can chat see screen?

[04:04:31] Yeah, Jack this is gonna be a gold literally right now. I have no idea why I could just be a

[04:04:37] Rats to get out of this

[04:04:42] Come on come on come on come on come on

[04:04:47] I'm gonna be out of time.

[04:04:49] It's okay chat, everybody cool com?

[04:04:51] Comments?

[04:04:52] Yeah.

[04:04:53] Go, go, go!

[04:04:54] Oh!

[04:04:55] See how quick I'm getting with it?

[04:04:56] See how quick I'm getting with it?

[04:04:57] Connor with the 10 gifted accepts.

[04:04:58] Connor!

[04:04:59] I'll tell you what.

[04:05:00] Oh, see how quick I'm getting with it

[04:05:10] Connor with the 10 gift it accepts

[04:05:14] Connor, I'll tell you what

[04:05:16] This is the only time I'm ever doing this ever Connor Connor the next five cases are yours

[04:05:23] Wait, so if I get something good coverage or next five cases are yours

[04:06:28] I

[04:06:41] Dreams and nightmares talk to me nicely

[04:06:49] Right

[04:06:52] That's actually dry man

[04:06:58] waiting on the stat ease though i mean we're all here for man damn

[04:07:05] guys we'll come collect some positive energy positive energy of course of course of course

[04:07:09] i believe i believe i believe go

[04:07:16] i feel like i'm the most positive what i'd call tonight

[04:07:19] pretty where's my no no no no no no i believe i believe i believe i believe i don't have to

[04:07:24] Where is he?

[04:07:24] He's calling you!

[04:07:25] Say you swear to God, only it's holy!

[04:07:28] Say you swear to God!

[04:07:30] Wait, on this color?

[04:07:31] Wait, check, check, check, check.

[04:07:35] Check, check, check.

[04:07:37] He's not.

[04:07:38] Check, he's literally not.

[04:07:40] You fucking sickos.

[04:07:41] You guys are sick in the head.

[04:07:48] Thanks, last time we had to pick you up on the map.

[04:07:50] Bro, now we don't need to pick you up on the map, man.

[04:07:52] Gold! Gold! Gold!

[04:07:55] Blue. Not bad.

[04:07:57] Warming up.

[04:07:58] You know how it is. Any case.

[04:08:00] It could be any case. It could even be...

[04:08:02] It could be any one.

[04:08:03] It could be this. It's right here!

[04:08:06] Both now.

[04:08:08] Nearly.

[04:08:09] Oh, there's a blue.

[04:08:14] Red. Red. Red.

[04:08:16] No one ever talks about red!

[04:08:19] Uh...

[04:08:21] I feel like you've opened more like some more time opening cases than playing the game on this game so far no

[04:08:28] No way no way no way how long is that like yesterday have I said how long how many hours at a place? Yes? Oh

[04:08:35] Like one or two

[04:08:37] Right he played like one that was on three hours. Oh, oh no no yesterday. Oh, yeah

[04:08:43] I say three and you play like one with me the one of them one with me

[04:08:47] probably five I don't know but we've been more than five hours of case openings

[04:09:08] yesterday you only did um three games because there's the one we wanted to

[04:09:13] I know it is, but you're not getting better at shooting and moving and aiming, bro.

[04:09:20] This is the minigame, honestly for most of us this is the game, and the game is the minigame, yeah?

[04:09:30] I'm not hating on that.

[04:09:43] Like Ron and Jason are nasty. I think Jason is valor and immortal.

[04:09:48] I think second highest rank. Right?

[04:09:50] I think Jason is the best player.

[04:09:52] I don't know who will be the best player. I'm not sure.

[04:09:56] How about you?

[04:09:58] No, I don't think I'm playing the best player.

[04:10:02] Yeah, yeah.

[04:10:04] You got to play.

[04:10:06] You want me to play?

[04:10:08] You should play. You should play.

[04:10:10] the problems yeah yeah yeah problems not like it's it's it um like what game

[04:10:23] mode like what game mode is it gonna be though is it gonna be wingman or it's

[04:10:27] gonna be Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob well we're gonna give it to Bob to be too bomb

[04:10:32] Shaq should we do to be too bomb or should we do what should we make the

[04:10:35] should I be 2v2?

[04:10:37] I think so

[04:10:41] I need to get some tools for 3 es

[04:10:44] You have no more keys? or do you not want to open these?

[04:10:47] I'm not playing I'm not playing

[04:10:49] Yeah I'm not playing I'm not playing

[04:10:50] Yeah that's what she too good

[04:10:51] what she too good

[04:10:52] I'm about to shit myself

[04:10:56] 5v5

[04:10:59] What are you thinking about 3v3 bomb?

[04:11:01] That's kind of good no?

[04:11:03] Yeah, if you can get enough people I think they'd be good

[04:11:05] But the thing is the maps are so large

[04:11:08] Yeah, 55 is cinema but it'd be hard to get that many streamers

[04:11:11] Yeah, that would be the problem

[04:11:13] You're one of the 40 streamers, bro

[04:11:15] Oh, yeah, absolutely

[04:11:16] Now, in 3v3 on regular maps though, the problem is you need to die in a gap

[04:11:20] Yeah

[04:11:21] Hunter with the 5 gifts, it's Hunter!

[04:11:27] We're up with that again, how do you do a draft in a 2v2 tournament?

[04:11:30] How do you do that?

[04:11:31] Yeah, cuz one team's gonna get the best of like the non-captain but...

[04:11:37] Also, there seems to be unbalance.

[04:11:39] Try to do 5v5 and just get 40 streamers.

[04:11:43] I'm not even trolling me with that.

[04:11:45] 40 streamers.

[04:11:47] Oh god.

[04:11:49] But that's the case, I could play and you can just give me the worst players in turn

[04:11:53] of it.

[04:11:55] If you need people.

[04:11:57] Like I would not be able to 1v5 yet.

[04:11:59] I would not be able to.

[04:12:01] Yeah, I think I think it like you only see the unbalanced of a really good player if it's like

[04:12:26] to be further than you can want me to solve on that boring uh you see that

[04:12:30] deagle factory new is like 90 bucks

[04:12:35] borrow

[04:12:42] not too shabby buddy what do you mean

[04:12:48] bro hi guys i'm not even kidding we could definitely get 40 streamers

[04:12:51] i can make a tweet no no no for sure you let me make a tweet

[04:12:55] Let me make a tweet right now.

[04:12:58] How will they all be on time though?

[04:13:00] Need 40 streamers for CS tournament.

[04:13:07] Sunday,

[04:13:09] 6pm EST.

[04:13:14] March, what is this Sunday? March, what?

[04:13:17] 15.

[04:13:18] Are you sure?

[04:13:19] Yeah, I'm sure.

[04:13:20] Make a double check, yes.

[04:13:21] Sunday is the 15th.

[04:13:23] Is it 15?

[04:13:24] Yeah.

[04:13:25] Alright, I just made a tween, I sent a DM me too.

[04:13:30] Big bro.

[04:13:31] Bro, if we could get 5v5s, I'd be cinema and the draft would be cinema.

[04:13:35] Gotta be cinema.

[04:13:38] We did the draft out of 6, start at 7.

[04:13:41] We're starting to sell.

[04:13:43] 18s, 18s.

[04:13:44] Be a waltz.

[04:13:45] Wouldn't take too long.

[04:13:50] GALT!

[04:13:52] GALT, YOU BITCH!

[04:13:55] You be fine with me playing that?

[04:13:57] I don't know.

[04:13:59] Yeah, I mean, we'll see.

[04:14:01] I mean, if you're the only global lead in RK.

[04:14:03] No, like, I'm not gonna lie.

[04:14:05] I think Ron and Jason are near me or not.

[04:14:07] Like, I hit immortal and Val,

[04:14:09] Baton hit immortal and Val.

[04:14:11] Yeah, we'd have to do a draft though

[04:14:13] and probably get you the last one,

[04:14:15] and not even do a snake.

[04:14:17] Yeah, I don't think I'm that much better

[04:14:19] than, like, the next best, to be honest.

[04:14:21] Don't think I am.

[04:14:23] With five you wouldn't lose. I guess five and a half are really bad players though, I'm pretty sure that would work.

[04:14:28] Come on.

[04:14:29] Fever. Fever, I got a fever for gold.

[04:14:33] Teddy milk.

[04:14:39] So this case, red is very acceptable here.

[04:14:43] Why? Why?

[04:14:44] Not the red from us.

[04:14:45] Talk to me nice, I told you!

[04:14:47] Not the red from us, you just saw the red from us, you do not want that.

[04:14:50] Well actually, I don't know how much that went up.

[04:14:52] one up yes that's the opp I have that is like on the steam market it's like

[04:15:01] 500

[04:15:05] bro we're almost at a point bro well no we're not if we get five reds chat I'm

[04:15:10] a fucking degenerate I'm trading it up immediately I'm not even

[04:15:43] Chet, is this like a girl on Demis later?

[04:15:45] No key, yeah.

[04:15:49] See how much that goes for.

[04:15:51] Hold on, Jinx.

[04:15:54] Yeah, yeah, I think there's too much.

[04:15:56] And also, I'll help the people on my team if they suck to, like, know what they're doing a little bit.

[04:15:59] They won't be lost, you know?

[04:16:03] Oh, Jinx, the back lock is for 5 bucks.

[04:16:05] You'd not be able to carry a 5.

[04:16:07] 5 to 5.

[04:16:08] 2B, 2B, 2B, 3? Yeah, 100% that's something.

[04:16:10] 5 to 5, no way.

[04:16:12] Oh my god.

[04:16:16] Dude, that would be...

[04:16:17] If you get 40 people for that nerf, that's how secretive.

[04:16:20] That would be a good time.

[04:16:25] Trust me, it'll happen.

[04:16:26] You're like, I will definitely get 42.

[04:16:27] of

[04:16:44] the

[04:16:49] Oh

[04:16:52] Yeah, we got for the penis one. What are we thinking? Oh

[04:17:03] All right, not that case that's that

[04:17:07] This is gonna be a red doll literally just because I'm putting my balls on it

[04:17:12] Right off her

[04:17:19] Yes, oh my god

[04:17:21] Ribbon vision around how to vision the next three cases are golden one of them things pick wisely pick wisely, bro

[04:17:29] Which which you had a vision of what I had a vision bro one of the next three cases

[04:17:33] There's a gold I don't know which one but I feel it

[04:17:37] Jack a cock and balls case or just a dick. Yeah

[04:17:41] What do we think what do you think cock and balls case or just a dick case?

[04:17:46] Cock and balls. I think a little bit bold

[04:17:49] I think a little bit of both

[04:17:54] It's gonna go balls to tip balls to tip on the mouse. Yeah

[04:18:12] I do

[04:18:14] It's way better.

[04:18:16] We had to pick you up, right?

[04:18:18] Yeah, you were- you were gone.

[04:18:20] You were gone.

[04:18:21] Remember he was even clicking like the open case button, angrily?

[04:18:24] Yeah.

[04:18:25] Whoa!

[04:18:26] Whoa!

[04:18:27] I would rather get jumped than rent a fucking weapon.

[04:18:30] Fuck that.

[04:18:32] This could be the one.

[04:18:34] This could be the one.

[04:18:36] Bang!

[04:18:38] I guarantee you, someone's accidentally did that.

[04:18:41] I'm like an Adderall bender someone's accidentally did that and bolt something insane

[04:18:47] Our odd boosted or not

[04:18:51] For rent for right you just pick whatever one

[04:19:06] Yeah, I never use it but I think it could be cool because they're cool skin in the case one

[04:19:10] Oh, it gives you all the skins in the case, but you can only

[04:19:19] Yes

[04:19:32] Once you one quick open yeah

[04:19:37] You saw Ron did it run did it

[04:19:40] I'm gonna get the one right now!

[04:19:43] Alright there you go that works!

[04:19:46] Pretty good.

[04:19:47] Wait you said Rung got a knife out of the scope?

[04:19:50] Yes recently.

[04:19:51] I made sure it was just about.

[04:19:52] Oh I feel like he's lucky for the case.

[04:19:56] Bro he's insane.

[04:19:58] Crazy.

[04:19:59] Gold!

[04:20:00] Gold!

[04:20:01] Gold!

[04:20:02] Gold!

[04:20:03] Gold!

[04:20:04] Gold!

[04:20:05] Gold!

[04:20:06] Gold!

[04:20:07] Gold!

[04:20:08] Gold!

[04:20:09] You know what's crazy Jinxie? I'm starting to learn skins by heart bro. This is bad. This is getting bad

[04:20:17] No

[04:20:29] Yeah, this is a lot we supply every time

[04:20:39] He got one though.

[04:20:41] Remember it cuz I showed you that clip.

[04:20:43] Trade it out maybe.

[04:20:45] Maybe set it up.

[04:20:47] It wasn't.

[04:20:49] Yeah, yes it was.

[04:20:54] Didn't you have people send you cases and you overlaid more than that?

[04:20:59] Well, let's get away a week, right?

[04:21:01] Let's get away a week, right?

[04:21:04] You would have to wait a week.

[04:21:06] Nice dude.

[04:21:08] Yes bro, you said, there we go.

[04:21:10] You recognize it bro.

[04:21:11] This is shit, this is shit.

[04:21:12] That's not good.

[04:21:14] It's not.

[04:21:15] Um, yeah, but with the new trade lock, like, um, if somebody sends you capsules, cases,

[04:21:23] oh nice, like whatever, you can't open them for seven days.

[04:21:28] Okay.

[04:21:29] Or do anything with them.

[04:21:30] It's like, mom did not hold a knife yesterday, like, there might have been two days ago.

[04:21:34] There might have been two days ago.

[04:21:35] That's right, again bro.

[04:21:36] Is it better or where?

[04:21:37] He'll test it. He'll test it. Upgrading.

[04:21:40] Actually cool skin.

[04:21:41] We just have Chroma's left. Okay, do we need to re-up again?

[04:21:45] Resupply.

[04:21:47] Wow, we need to re-sock.

[04:21:48] Good job, good job. No one's tripping, bro.

[04:21:51] We need to re-sock on keys again.

[04:21:53] Re-sock again?

[04:21:54] Whoa.

[04:21:55] Are we running out of cases?

[04:21:58] No, never, never, never, never, never.

[04:22:00] Remember, we still have an extra thousand dollars in the clip.

[04:22:04] Yeah, yeah.

[04:22:04] Apparently he was doing a case battle versus Ludwig. They both opened 30-ish cases and Ludwig got a 50-ish dollar knife

[04:22:12] Half-third off chat saying TTS. Hmm. Oh god

[04:22:18] Yeah, we do a long enough cool down. I'm down. I just yeah, I mean like what what it's on 20

[04:22:28] Bro, we did pull a gold when we had TTS on I'm not like beans

[04:22:32] I'm not being super serious, but the only time we got a go is in TPS long

[04:22:36] Do you like 60 seconds be 60 seconds one message every 60?

[04:22:40] Okay, damn

[04:22:46] Am I buying for your screen chair because I guess is why I think

[04:22:58] 60 is crazy, okay do 45

[04:23:02] What are the rewards back?

[04:23:04] Yeah, I think she will back up like...

[04:23:07] Hmm.

[04:23:08] You gotta back up, they said they probably...

[04:23:11] What is this, like, warning?

[04:23:17] I'm gonna see how long does that chicken teriyaki hear.

[04:23:21] Chicken teriyaki.

[04:23:24] Teriyaki, not a good...

[04:23:26] Not a bad shot.

[04:23:27] Pretty good.

[04:23:29] Hmm, okay.

[04:23:32] But the keys, but the keys, but the keys, but the keys, but the keys, so you're gonna

[04:23:39] save these chroma twos.

[04:23:41] It's all the variants, all the reds.

[04:23:42] The last, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:23:45] I'm gonna make sure it should be good to go.

[04:23:52] I'm addicted and I just think it's not.

[04:23:55] Thanks, I know you hate tradups, bro.

[04:23:56] You probably have enough to trade up into a red at this point as well.

[04:23:59] Yeah, definitely.

[04:24:00] really like that one hundred percent let's do it how do we do it what's gonna

[04:24:08] take a little bit we'll take a bit yeah you did after I do that after you do

[04:24:11] it after we run out after we run out okay yeah if those cases to be read

[04:24:15] we're ready

[04:24:18] any gold so far no game at the perfect time

[04:24:22] Oh

[04:24:24] Stream stream stream

[04:24:26] Wait, what did we get the gold out of y'all?

[04:24:32] Was it not what was it? Oh pink

[04:24:40] Was it not dreams or the fracture I don't know actually

[04:24:48] I can make I can look what

[04:24:52] now but then some people are saying dreams back to back

[04:24:56] almost almost

[04:24:58] yeah the pinks are good they get cause the trade-ups are red like the lea

[04:25:02] yeah we'll do trade-ups when we don't have casers

[04:25:14] it was dream

[04:25:22] I'm gonna kill you.

[04:25:29] Go!

[04:25:34] Go!

[04:25:35] Go!

[04:25:36] Fucking gooold!

[04:25:43] I am spreading another one.

[04:25:56] Beautiful.

[04:25:57] You have like 14 in this game.

[04:26:04] Not too bad.

[04:26:05] If you need to get like two more blues in a row and then you do as old as we need.

[04:26:12] for a miss right now

[04:26:26] perfect now to gold now to gold right here right here bro I feel it in my

[04:26:31] asshole inside of it

[04:26:34] I like that. I like that.

[04:26:44] Bang. Lots of purple today. Lots of purple today.

[04:27:24] that shit yeah that's true that's true I look at the past right

[04:27:32] no I'm starting to hear it in Texas boys you don't give up on me you're right

[04:27:46] you're right you're right you're right come on I'm starting to hear it

[04:27:49] Come on, spam the people's having blue, blue, blue, Jesus Christ.

[04:27:53] Like, is there a single mod in this bitch?

[04:27:56] Same kid just spamming blue, blue, blue.

[04:28:00] My God.

[04:28:01] I feel like a red is due. A red is absolutely due.

[04:28:05] I'm not much of a red guy. I don't know that much.

[04:28:08] You've gotten one red out of all the cases.

[04:28:10] One red and one gold and one gold.

[04:28:12] Come on.

[04:28:17] What is the odds for a red?

[04:28:19] 0.25% or something.

[04:28:25] Alright, this is the Algebra Gold.

[04:28:27] What is the Algebra at?

[04:28:29] What is the Algebra at?

[04:28:31] 50-50.

[04:28:37] 0.64.

[04:28:39] It's 3x the...

[04:28:41] I'm getting a gold.

[04:28:43] We're at like 2.5, I can get a gold.

[04:28:45] We're saying 1 in 156.

[04:28:49] that was all really cool

[04:28:52] i'll take that beagle

[04:28:55] yeah that's weird, a rat is like my least lucky one

[04:28:58] cause i've gotten one red one gold but i'm actually two or like two rats

[04:29:02] that is insane, yeah one out of one could be two

[04:29:04] i might be good for like three rats

[04:29:06] probably good for three

[04:29:07] i think it is

[04:29:08] yeah

[04:29:09] wow i'm good for three rats but i don't have one wow

[04:29:11] stop saying

[04:29:12] that means i might hit a few today

[04:29:14] statistically i think

[04:29:15] could work like that

[04:29:18] Come on, press. Come on.

[04:29:20] Yo, Cheesecake, get the fuck out of the chat!

[04:29:25] How's your light?

[04:29:28] Go.

[04:29:30] Go, go, go, go!

[04:29:31] Dude, it's first time in memory.

[04:29:32] What are we looking for in here?

[04:29:35] A gold?

[04:29:37] Yeah, yeah, yeah, like what kind of gold are we looking for?

[04:29:40] I don't know what the rest of it in the factory is.

[04:29:43] Oh, a skeleton knife?

[04:29:44] Okay.

[04:29:45] Satellite sapphire, is that what it is?

[04:30:18] I'm not gonna lie maybe we should listen to chat bro looking at these knives

[04:30:25] they're not they're not very good I'm sure yeah I can show you

[04:30:31] yeah that's right dreams is like we're a fat guy we need to stay away from this

[04:30:40] case like yeah I'm looking at like the max win like nice it's probably like a

[04:30:55] thousand yeah wait actually that a fracture yeah that's not worth it at all

[04:31:10] I can't see the gloves on a fracture too. I saw I got my gloves on fracture.

[04:31:13] No, it's not.

[04:31:15] What have I got? What have I opened to get gloves on?

[04:31:17] No!

[04:31:19] Oh my god, fucking ass!

[04:31:24] Let me just give it an open, I got my own gloves on.

[04:31:27] I'm gonna be changing up for a rat soon here.

[04:31:35] Oh, revolution. Revolution case, bro.

[04:31:40] I want to just rip trees, I'm gonna just want to rip trees.

[04:31:48] Yeah even the reds for fracture cases they aren't like, they're 50 bucks each, but that's

[04:31:53] what we know so.

[04:31:54] I don't know.

[04:31:55] I don't know.

[04:31:56] That's why it's fucking 90 cents.

[04:31:58] Yeah.

[04:31:59] Every need a background change, freshen up the environment.

[04:32:02] Yeah, that is true.

[04:32:03] Jason we got a knife on this background, it's all, it's all one of them.

[04:32:06] Oh yeah, yeah, true, true, true.

[04:32:08] Got a holy bone out of it.

[04:32:10] refresh it. Oh warehouse I never even seen somebody use this. You get a banger on here.

[04:32:14] Oh it sounds like a forklift.

[04:32:22] Yeah you just have to unmute it. It's good to go yeah.

[04:32:29] Apparently in the fracture, how about as you can get a case-hardened skeleton knife it's

[04:32:33] with like a hundred guys oh yeah but obviously it's like it's enough yeah but

[04:32:43] but if that is like the shape nicer I guess

[04:32:47] I guess that's fair, yeah.

[04:32:49] No, no, no, no, no.

[04:32:51] Oh, purple.

[04:32:53] Yeah, he's got some, by the way.

[04:32:55] I love the 40 parts of him, they lie, so.

[04:32:59] Daily underscore, every chaired 100 bits.

[04:33:02] Kiss me daddy.

[04:33:08] Why did my flute hear?

[04:33:10] It's real good.

[04:33:14] Hi, guys, I'm gonna give my flute a go.

[04:33:16] We can add money to the steam wallet. We got to get that last band in there. We're going all night

[04:33:21] I'm good now. I'm gonna

[04:33:26] We're gonna hide this room from chat

[04:33:42] There we are

[04:33:46] I saw the one of the pistols is like

[04:33:55] I'm just saying like if you want to buy I just buy skins right these are sick yeah

[04:34:06] Yeah, that's what I do.

[04:34:10] Whatever looks sick, I just buy it.

[04:34:11] Yeah, exactly.

[04:34:12] Well, I think I buy it every night.

[04:34:15] Okay, I'm addicted and I just can't get enough.

[04:34:21] How is it?

[04:34:22] Is it working?

[04:34:23] Is it working?

[04:34:24] It is, yeah.

[04:34:25] Nice, boys!

[04:34:27] Bro, we got the ammunition!

[04:34:29] We got fucking ammunition!

[04:34:31] Come on!

[04:34:32] So, we're gonna have...

[04:34:34] Yeah, we're gonna be able to spend 2k tonight. Let's go.

[04:34:37] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

[04:34:39] $2,000.

[04:34:40] What the fuck can we do? What the fuck can we do?

[04:34:42] $2,000.

[04:34:44] Keep looking at me. It turns me on.

[04:34:47] Okay.

[04:34:49] Can you guys hear the TTS through the speaker now?

[04:34:51] Yep.

[04:34:52] All right.

[04:34:55] Very interesting.

[04:34:57] Yeah.

[04:34:59] This should be the last one we can get.

[04:35:01] What?

[04:35:03] But maybe we can push it. I want to just think this shit again, but everyone's leaking this fucking game

[04:35:09] Oh, it's because steam just like

[04:35:14] The same shit a pop it for you. He's like that accent like something too quick. Oh, geez we're going over

[04:35:20] Wait, oh my god, we're going over. Hold on. Keep going keep going keep going keep going keep going

[04:35:25] The wheels come off

[04:35:27] I'm going I'm going oh

[04:35:29] I got a crazy idea

[04:35:31] Yeah

[04:35:34] Over two thousand

[04:35:36] I don't know, I'm gonna keep going.

[04:35:37] Gold is fifty dollars

[04:35:40] Oh my god keep going high life, keep going

[04:35:44] Oh, no, oh, they got me okay. All right. We're out 1300. We we have 1365 to riff tonight. Let's dance

[04:35:51] Let's fucking dance boy. Do we need more? Do we need to do we need to stock up again?

[04:35:56] we just need yeah cases bro dreams dreams dreams dreams dreams keys keys keys keys keys

[04:36:02] dreams dreams dreams dreams keys keys keys keys okay I'll just follow what's your dreams

[04:36:07] game wait unless we over all how no no you want me to just keep more buying more cases

[04:36:15] like even more dreams or just okay okay

[04:36:23] Ketch, you cheered 100 bits. Good luck, Junker Queen. Hit a nipple pack for me.

[04:36:29] I will hit a nipple pack for you. I swear to God, I will!

[04:36:33] Bunk of the God of the Betty-Titties. Bunk of the God of the Betty-Titties.

[04:36:37] Jack, this means we have probably an hour and a half of cases. Maybe more. Maybe two hours, y'all.

[04:36:44] Oh, because it let us go over.

[04:36:46] Yeah.

[04:36:47] It's very good.

[04:36:48] We need to pull out red so we can trade up to gold here. I think we can get a gold and pull on red.

[04:36:52] okay guys I'm not even gonna lie yes what she yes exactly she said that's what

[04:36:56] I want to hear they didn't need a red bro bad I have to actually get my food down

[04:37:01] one second guys we have like two hours of cases out of us

[04:37:05] lock the fuck in

[04:37:13] 100 more dreams 96 cheered 200 bits when is the tape with Bonnie dropping daddy

[04:37:19] Jinks fuck was that TTS what?

[04:37:32] Very interesting chat very interesting

[04:37:35] Surely there's a way that you can just buy keys off the market. Is that not a thing chat? I

[04:37:40] Hate buying 20 out of 20 at a time. It's so annoying

[04:37:49] hate this shit no it's no way we don't get

[04:37:55] the op-ed up yeah yeah no but he has to spend 58 fucking euros on it

[04:38:04] yeah these yeah these things are scammer you basically just buy fight bro it's a

[04:38:08] double buy yeah fuck and it's well war you're gonna choose anything oh that's

[04:38:14] shit oh pure cofen sheared 100 bits parents of your viewers must think you're crazy or

[04:38:21] you have a serious mental issue with all the screaming and anger man

[04:38:30] oh there's no gem on it yeah i guess the the weaker the float yeah i guess

[04:38:35] for that of shit. Okay. Um.

[04:38:48] He's a Ripper couple.

[04:38:56] Lucky, let me see his pink trade-offs. Does he have any pick? Oh yeah.

[04:39:05] wait he could do a pink right up like he's got shit saddow underscore she

[04:39:13] cheered 300 bits w stream jinx I hope you get the gold

[04:39:20] you could do a turn pick it to a red um yes I don't know let me check how many reds does

[04:39:41] yes well only one only one

[04:39:46] my purpose yet can you do well yeah yeah

[04:39:51] not have enough to do another right out of it

[04:39:55] purple purple purple where's his purpose purple

[04:39:58] that is that track no it's only set track on

[04:40:03] was a good jink let me see

[04:40:06] uh... holy

[04:40:08] how about how much do you need?

[04:40:09] i'm looking at 100

[04:40:10] i'm looking at your trade out fodder real quick

[04:40:12] so

[04:40:13] how about slow the side of jowdy

[04:40:14] why did i start to cheat?

[04:40:16] okay so you can do a whole red

[04:40:17] a whole red out of this

[04:40:18] yeah

[04:40:20] for sure

[04:40:21] so we can do three reds right now minimum

[04:40:24] teriyaki chicken with rice chat

[04:40:26] and there's gotta be another blues bro

[04:40:28] tonight's the night

[04:40:29] oh for sure

[04:40:30] so i'm getting a ten thousand dollar per rambit

[04:40:31] wait somebody give me math on the chat

[04:40:34] that's right, that's right

[04:40:36] I'm getting a nine thousand dollar karambit.

[04:40:38] How many?

[04:40:38] My fucking words.

[04:40:41] Three hundred and eighty nine.

[04:40:43] How many trade ups is that?

[04:40:47] He could turn it into thirty eight.

[04:40:50] Was it purples?

[04:40:51] Or the next one?

[04:40:54] Is that thirty eight purples?

[04:40:56] Yeah.

[04:40:57] Okay, Jamesy, you gotta, um.

[04:41:00] You just got to, um.

[04:41:02] Edge zero to me.

[04:41:03] Shared one hundred bits.

[04:41:04] in a couple cases then burn these keys so I can buy more so more just rip more

[04:41:12] cases yep because you have a couple left over keys so I can't buy any

[04:41:19] you got to tell me what you can carry off you purple that's good any of our

[04:41:33] pinks is honestly good we're looking for trade up for trade up material yeah

[04:41:37] Yeah, but you have to pay so much money for it, bro, like, you have to pay a lot of money.

[04:42:01] So he had to pay basically 60 euros to unlock the red.

[04:42:05] And the red was well worn also.

[04:42:07] And it's a chance you're going to pull the red, it's not even guaranteed.

[04:42:11] Yep.

[04:42:14] How much was the red?

[04:42:18] 60 euros.

[04:42:20] No, like that.

[04:42:22] Oh, I mean nobody knows how much it's got.

[04:42:28] I mean, tight of pins.

[04:42:29] I might not be able to riff some of those points. How much are they?

[04:42:33] Yeah, how much is a...

[04:42:34] Because they're new skins, you know what I mean?

[04:42:36] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:42:37] What do they call it, chat?

[04:42:40] Chat, do you want to...

[04:42:41] Uh, that's...

[04:42:42] Chat, do you want to...

[04:42:43] Everything should 100 picks.

[04:42:44] You guys want to rip some new shit?

[04:42:46] Okay, so...

[04:42:48] $38 for a terminal?

[04:42:50] For what?

[04:42:53] For one terminal, it's $40.

[04:42:55] I

[04:42:58] Maybe maybe do one of them. Oh my god, that's sickening. Maybe you want to do like one

[04:43:08] Show me what's in it real quick. So what's in it?

[04:43:11] I mean, I'd have been in our sick. I won't lie, but I'll be off

[04:43:15] All right, let me get you the yeah, but it's got to be juiced because first off

[04:43:19] it's $38 which is the price of like fucking 10 cases but then you have to buy

[04:43:25] one doesn't hurt that wait would you have as if you don't enough money to buy

[04:43:29] like like let's say you get gloves right and it's a thousand dollars you don't

[04:43:33] enough money to buy them out of it yeah how would that work wait yeah how does

[04:43:40] that work because if you don't have enough money does it stay in that terminal

[04:43:42] What does it re-roll?

[04:43:44] I don't know.

[04:43:45] We need to know.

[04:43:46] We need to know.

[04:43:47] We need to know.

[04:43:48] Yeah, we need more info.

[04:43:49] Cause bro, if I pull a $10,000 rockin knife or gloves or the $5,000 gloves...

[04:43:54] It has a 3-day timer.

[04:43:56] Okay.

[04:43:57] Brother, but how am I gonna get money into Steam if they don't let me put money into Steam?

[04:44:02] How am I gonna do that?

[04:44:03] Nah, it would be 10K, thanks.

[04:44:05] It would be less than, probably, $2,500, I think.

[04:44:08] I'm gonna get that, they can put the cap that high.

[04:44:11] I just the child wanted to rip them or just case one of the ones sitting

[04:44:15] Yeah, what do you want?

[04:44:19] Chad you guys want don't do it cases

[04:44:21] Terminals or cases well like not too many. I think we do one maybe yeah one rip one. I

[04:44:29] Think one spare just

[04:44:31] Just so you can see the

[04:44:37] I hope you get something

[04:44:41] One one terminal I mean technically they did let us go over budget tonight. I

[04:44:51] Yeah

[04:44:53] They're selling for

[04:44:55] It's actually I think it's going up in price. Yeah, it's now at $44

[04:45:02] For one terminal it went up $6 in the last minute

[04:45:06] I

[04:45:14] Mean we could do it

[04:45:17] Let's buy one. I guess

[04:45:19] It's what you had

[04:45:23] So chaired 100 bits me and Nicholas Douglas Stewart used to date when I was in you not say my

[04:45:30] Fucking name would love to reconnect get you get a grip

[04:45:33] Look at the ship, bro. $44.52 for one of them, for one for each of them.

[04:45:44] I mean, and you also have to buy the skin.

[04:45:47] That's the crazy thing, man.

[04:45:48] Yeah, Jynx, this isn't just like a flat fee, bro.

[04:45:52] You got to buy this skin.

[04:45:53] But how do you buy the skin if there's no price on it because they just came out?

[04:45:57] That doesn't make any sense to me.

[04:45:58] How do they know what it is?

[04:45:59] No, you have to pay.

[04:46:01] They kind of just put their own first dive on it

[04:46:10] You know, Val

[04:46:14] Okay, let's push you can control yeah, we have the new terminal rare

[04:46:21] Head is a marble fate sending hate from an toxic before we rip this terminal. Let's see what's in it. We got it right there

[04:46:31] Wait

[04:46:33] With the glock looks like the block actually the gold the gold the gold. Okay. Oh my god. I see

[04:46:39] Can we see the gold gloves before you at this? This is $44

[04:46:44] I think this board. Yeah. Yeah

[04:46:49] Hmm, okay

[04:46:51] I'll show you

[04:46:53] Right, I wish I had more money in my steam so I could but they don't let me put money in steam

[04:47:27] Yeah, that they're both like this is a ready

[04:47:31] Yeah, that type of glove like the top right type of glove is

[04:47:34] One of the like most expensive gloves in the game like that kind of look if we get this

[04:47:41] How much would it cost to buy it you think from both?

[04:47:43] That's anything from them prior to k. It's a 25 hundred but from real people to be like 10k bro easily easily

[04:47:51] It's gonna be so much money. I think all right you guys ready

[04:47:54] if you hit unseal yeah hit that at the bottom left what is that offer what

[04:48:01] is that it's like Lord I don't know so that's your skin but you could decline

[04:48:13] the offer so look see Jinx you have to pay ten cents to get that skin but that's

[04:48:18] can ship how many tickets five tickets five but I don't know about this case

[04:48:24] usually five

[04:48:27] I just

[04:48:35] another blue. All right.

[04:48:42] Okay. Wow. Is this real? Is this

[04:48:45] got a $44 for this? $44 for this.

[04:48:48] Oh, maybe come on. Come on. Come on.

[04:48:52] The laptop is the best, maybe.

[04:48:54] Okay, cool skin, cool skin.

[04:48:56] Wait, Chai, can we duplicate?

[04:48:58] Because it looks like a chain.

[04:49:00] Let's say a plan of modern life.

[04:49:02] Modern life.

[04:49:04] Once you decline a gun, is it gone?

[04:49:08] It can?

[04:49:10] Ooh.

[04:49:12] Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go!

[04:49:16] Oh my god.

[04:49:18] Oh, you did just get a dupe, I think.

[04:49:20] Yeah, that was the first one you got that's the final all of this. That's the final offer, but you know once you that that's the final offer

[04:49:27] Yeah, but can I just climb it and tell him to go fuck himself? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, yeah

[04:49:32] What's the right hander?

[04:49:34] They're all blues, bro. So I just spent $44 on nothing

[04:49:39] Yeah, check like check what the fuck was that?

[04:49:44] What was that?

[04:49:46] Terminals are ass, bro

[04:49:48] Yeah, it was a good float

[04:50:03] That's saying one more hell no

[04:50:10] The case opening will go from being two hours long to about ten minutes long

[04:50:18] I don't have a chip in my fucking world, it's AI!

[04:50:22] It's AI out the ass!

[04:50:28] That's AI as shit!

[04:50:31] And...

[04:50:31] What's you got?

[04:50:33] Yeah, yeah.

[04:50:35] Brother, I'm sorry, those are ass, like those are ass, man, those are ass.

[04:50:38] I thought they'd be juice, I just got five blues.

[04:50:41] Those are fucking ass.

[04:50:42] Five blues?

[04:50:44] Five!

[04:50:44] I'll see if you can get duplicates?

[04:50:47] Like, that's it.

[04:50:49] Um...

[04:50:51] Let's see...

[04:50:53] There you go.

[04:50:54] One more. How about this chat?

[04:50:55] Last $44.

[04:50:57] Thank you.

[04:50:58] No, no, no, no. Last $44.

[04:51:00] Remember, if you get something, you have to buy it though, James.

[04:51:02] Yeah, but you have to buy it, so you have to reserve some money.

[04:51:04] Folks, son, folk.

[04:51:05] Yeah, and it's like, I'll get all!

[04:51:07] Get it all!

[04:51:09] No, no, not even deal, Chad. We can't do anything with it!

[04:51:14] can I rip? Yeah imagine you rip one with your last like 45 dollars and you get that

[04:51:20] um the glove. You can't get it. You just can't get it. Oh hold on. I think it's good.

[04:51:29] I can not escape your destiny. It's govader govader. Yeah. Yeah. Ray govader. Ray govader.

[04:51:34] You can definitely do a straight up now. Hey fancy can you open the guild later in

[04:51:40] busy with my girlfriend

[04:52:04] bang

[04:52:10] I'm thinking the airwaves right now.

[04:52:14] You are good, bro.

[04:52:19] And be totally honest, did you wake up today and think about cases? That was the first thing on your mind?

[04:52:32] Bro, bro, bro.

[04:52:40] I'm gonna get the tank speed 21.

[04:52:42] We're back alone.

[04:52:44] I said I almost over the game.

[04:52:46] I'm gonna get Tom's team.

[04:52:50] Done. Me too.

[04:52:54] No, no, no.

[04:52:56] I don't think I got it.

[04:53:03] Alright, this is a good dry spell.

[04:53:05] That means you're about to hit me.

[04:53:07] That means a good guy

[04:53:11] Sometimes it's got a car now dang

[04:53:16] Go back to the terminal

[04:53:28] 2045 we're not bringing that tonight new y'all would type it we're not bringing it into

[04:53:32] Yeah, oh my god.

[04:53:34] That's not going to happen.

[04:53:36] Maybe the environment changed, bro.

[04:53:38] Maybe like, what's going on right now?

[04:53:40] Love where your head's at.

[04:53:41] Love where your fucking head's at.

[04:53:43] Love? No, no, no, no.

[04:53:45] No.

[04:53:46] No.

[04:53:47] You can hear.

[04:53:48] Yes.

[04:53:49] Yeah, it's hitting Mirage, bro.

[04:53:50] Mirage, right.

[04:53:51] Good map.

[04:53:52] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:53:53] It's a good map.

[04:53:54] Now, it's an Emerald Butterfly.

[04:53:55] Right here.

[04:53:56] Bang.

[04:53:57] What a beautiful wall.

[04:53:59] Not yet, not yet.

[04:54:01] We still see it, we still feel it.

[04:54:07] The same train!

[04:54:09] The train is lucky!

[04:54:11] Try it, try it.

[04:54:15] Ooh, the rain!

[04:54:17] The rain is nice, bro.

[04:54:20] Oh, look at it!

[04:54:22] Yeah, the rain is nice.

[04:54:24] Look when you inspect the skin after it.

[04:54:27] Oh, nice, bro.

[04:54:31] Yeah like let it go.

[04:54:33] Oh red!

[04:54:35] For a second.

[04:54:37] Look at the rain, look at the rain, look at that.

[04:54:39] Oh.

[04:54:41] That is very nice.

[04:54:43] It's actually on the gun, yeah.

[04:54:45] You can see the rain falling too.

[04:54:47] Like that's good.

[04:54:49] Yeah, low key.

[04:54:51] It's pretty immersive, yeah.

[04:54:53] Go, go, go, go, go, go.

[04:54:55] Wow!

[04:54:57] I mean let's call it skated spade it's been very dry today but you know it's a day's

[04:55:05] not over.

[04:55:06] Hey, it was dry the other day too what are we interested in?

[04:55:10] Yeah, that's what I'm saying, day's not over.

[04:55:13] Right there.

[04:55:14] Guys, we still have over a thousand dollars left but the night just begun!

[04:55:20] Purple, beautiful.

[04:55:21] purple beautiful how does what do we have like 1300 left um no probably like this under a thousand

[04:55:34] i'm not fucking leaving oh oh yeah i'm already out of key they need to fix that shit if i think

[04:55:44] it's my style we're gonna need to go like some sort of streamer mode where you could just like

[04:55:48] Yeah, yeah, especially if you're attracted to their mind is like like this is spamming going to the motion

[04:55:54] But you don't think about it

[04:55:58] It's a ripotosh cheers one under six when will you stop being a man?

[04:56:09] Oh

[04:56:18] gold motherfucker motherfucker

[04:56:20] oh oh wow two pinks

[04:56:27] i can't be standing hard

[04:56:30] red opera gold red opera gold please what do we need

[04:56:37] bro maybe something work maybe something work

[04:56:44] like having no faith you're saying like yeah like being a crybaby bitch

[04:56:47] Yeah, we got him out of here, yeah.

[04:56:49] Samtongue?

[04:56:50] Like, look at you.

[04:56:51] You're too hungry a kid, yeah.

[04:56:52] Hey, Joe, who are you from Chalpen Springs?

[04:56:57] That stupid ass question is that, bro.

[04:57:00] Oh my god, we like...

[04:57:01] Oh, we have chromas.

[04:57:02] I don't want to say no.

[04:57:05] Yeah, we're burning through the cases.

[04:57:08] Bro, you're opening it fast today.

[04:57:10] I don't know what's going on.

[04:57:13] Well, look, look.

[04:57:14] We set up a thousand dollars left, right?

[04:57:16] Yes

[04:57:22] And trade up bro, there's gonna be a gold through trade-ups. I think I think

[04:57:28] Can be close, but maybe what do you might need it?

[04:57:32] Like you might be down one red like you might need one extra red

[04:57:39] Yeah, you'll be close

[04:57:41] I hope the next

[04:57:43] If you pull a red, I think you can get a gold

[04:57:45] from red trade-off

[04:57:47] Yeah, so we're uh

[04:57:49] 1000 and like 40 bucks

[04:57:53] Right now

[04:57:55] Alright, more dreams?

[04:57:57] Yeah, yeah, yeah

[04:57:59] Just keep going

[04:58:01] Plenty more

[04:58:11] I

[04:58:13] Said open terminals

[04:58:17] We're gonna pull on this terminal for cases

[04:58:22] I

[04:58:24] Can't buy it

[04:58:26] Like if I get something good, I can't buy it. It's there for two days

[04:58:34] Hey, I hope you only get blues and congrats on the kid with bonnet

[04:58:41] I'll run up old but I do not recommend terminals I think it's just a waste of money

[04:59:07] Especially at its price right now it's crazy

[04:59:11] You can get a gold already. I'm trying! I'm trying!

[04:59:18] I'm gonna bad.

[04:59:20] Yo, par.

[04:59:22] The sweatshirt will chaired 100 bits.

[04:59:25] Use console.

[04:59:27] I got three kinks and two AKs from five terminus.

[04:59:51] This is shit, bro.

[04:59:59] This is shit, bro.

[05:00:00] Okay, it's okay, Dixie.

[05:00:01] Believe, bro.

[05:00:02] Oh my god!

[05:00:05] I'm glad, bro.

[05:00:06] That's why we glassed!

[05:00:08] Okay, getting a red at this point, Dixie's like getting a gold.

[05:00:10] Think about it like that, because you're going to be able to take that.

[05:00:12] Countdown 455.

[05:00:14] Cheers, 200 bicks.

[05:00:16] Jinx, see, can you watch Don Con Saturday instead?

[05:00:19] I have work on Friday

[05:00:31] Yeah, I can check with my game

[05:00:41] Each in every game you're picking the guy to watch it just carries his team, but you're gonna be upset again

[05:00:49] I'm not gonna say ass, but like no, let's go. Let's stand out

[05:00:56] He's got he's got um

[05:00:59] You got like one good unit, but like stop it on your room then bro

[05:01:08] So what's the best

[05:01:19] Zywoo, Rops, Mezzy, Apex, and... who am I missing?

[05:01:25] Simple, oh fuck, who is he?

[05:01:29] I think he's in P2.

[05:01:33] What? Simple's not in P1?

[05:01:35] Oh, Flamesy, yeah.

[05:01:37] My chat is telling me about Zywoo.

[05:01:42] Have you watched Simple Clips? Yeah, Simple Clips, bro, that's like...

[05:01:45] He's like, keeping it down today.

[05:01:47] tournament on Friday at us. Nope. Nope. That's how it is not

[05:01:53] here. Um, we're out again. That's right. God dang.

[05:02:02] Yes. Okay. 100. Here's the debate. Here's the debate. I think

[05:02:06] squishy brought this up in love. You can see at one point. I'll

[05:02:10] squish you hot. Yeah. Um, Donk is really good. We get sold by

[05:02:16] team and there's a debate who is better right now dunk or Zywoo Zywoo wins a

[05:02:21] lot because he has a well-rounded team so it's like the tier XM thing yeah it's

[05:02:26] actually pretty similar yeah pretty similar like individually one stands out

[05:02:31] another handler yeah it doesn't stand out as much but a team wins almost everything

[05:02:36] like Zywoo still has like crazy stats like he's still like taught like top

[05:02:41] stats in the game like don't his better stats is a rifler which is crazy because

[05:02:45] usually offers dominant stats because KD is easy to keep when you're offing, right?

[05:02:48] Yeah, off is fucking broken. That guy is broken.

[05:02:52] Yeah. The dog is running around with a rifle.

[05:02:56] We're gonna trade it out too.

[05:02:58] I was saying, dog is running around with a rifle having like insane stats. Like some

[05:03:04] stats are better than offers, which is insane. That's like never been seen before.

[05:03:08] So currently BunkzKD is a 1.4, Sharu who is like his second teammate, like that's the

[05:03:16] guy that's like his right hand man.

[05:03:19] He has a 1.22, everyone else has a boat almost below a 1.0.

[05:03:23] It cheers the opera.

[05:03:24] It is like the same gender as Falcon, bro.

[05:03:27] Oh, son.

[05:03:28] Red, let's slip him by, bro.

[05:03:30] Give me a gold, daddy!

[05:03:34] Go!

[05:03:35] Go!

[05:03:43] I can't.

[05:03:44] They popped out of the chain, it's 200.

[05:03:46] Have you put out that bracket after this game?

[05:03:48] Yeah.

[05:03:51] Ah, Madrid's not going to win the door.

[05:03:53] Who are you?

[05:03:55] Wait a minute, how long?

[05:03:57] What's the where?

[05:03:58] What's the where?

[05:03:59] Wait a minute, this looks really good.

[05:04:01] Nice, it looks good.

[05:04:02] No scratches!

[05:04:04] no scratches hold up guys I don't see a scratch are you guys ready yeah I think

[05:04:11] it's good bro that's my second ever read what is this is hard I think this

[05:04:20] might be over a hundred dollars so I think it might be more than the gold

[05:04:26] You see this is 103. Yeah. Oh my god.

[05:04:31] That's a quality red. You had a good flow.

[05:04:35] You see I bought this skin for myself. I use this skin.

[05:04:38] What is your flow? Brothers.

[05:04:41] I love this skin. Do you want to trade this out? This is nice.

[05:04:46] I don't know. I might want to trade it up literally just because it's an MP9 and I don't ever use this gun.

[05:04:52] This is like the best keep gun in the game, you don't know that yet, but this is the best

[05:04:56] keep gun in the game.

[05:04:57] This is like a really good gun.

[05:04:58] Wow, wow.

[05:04:59] That's a traitor not a traitor.

[05:05:01] Mom's gonna pull.

[05:05:02] Why pull legitimately?

[05:05:04] Wow!

[05:05:05] What a pull!

[05:05:06] What a fucking pull!

[05:05:07] Oh, GZ with your flow, it's 160 of your flow.

[05:05:11] What?!

[05:05:12] 160 plus, yeah.

[05:05:14] What?!

[05:05:15] Yeah, that's a crazy pull.

[05:05:16] 160?!

[05:05:17] What a insane pull.

[05:05:18] With that, with that flow, yes.

[05:05:20] You were do a red you were do a red you've heard that

[05:05:24] And you don't but I don't

[05:05:29] Why do you have no schedule idiot how am I supposed to know when streamed tomorrow you talking about schedule idiot

[05:05:36] I shoot around the same time every day. Fuck off

[05:05:42] I got over like three three to four

[05:05:45] I was like

[05:05:50] Yeah, I think he's I think he I think we should trade the city red that's a good

[05:05:55] a threat when something's fact new when I use it does it stay back new yes yeah

[05:06:02] yeah that ever changes your weapons don't be great yeah really crazy poor

[05:06:10] man I'm really happy about that hey dude you're getting good

[05:06:20] that red was way better than

[05:06:22] yeah red was way better than your money

[05:06:24] so yeah that red was better

[05:06:26] the red was $50 better than I broke

[05:06:28] cause I'm looking at it and I see no scratches

[05:06:30] I'm like this looks good

[05:06:34] that chain is a good one

[05:06:36] it's the train it's the uh

[05:06:38] it's the train background

[05:06:40] it's the background shooting me right

[05:06:42] go go go go go

[05:06:44] shooting me really right

[05:06:48] purple

[05:06:49] I love dreams too, because like if we do get a gold there's so much in this room.

[05:06:59] Take P and open case number nine. Brother, if you're right, oh my god.

[05:07:07] Anyone in the chat know how much trainwrecks account worth?

[05:07:10] Oh, that's ridiculous. I don't want to say the wrong number.

[05:07:13] It's not worth it though.

[05:07:15] I'll see ya.

[05:07:16] Over a million dollars.

[05:07:20] 25 to 5 million.

[05:07:25] Yeah, they're saying 2 to 3 million.

[05:07:27] I don't know.

[05:07:28] Yeah, he's done like a lot of 100k plus openings.

[05:07:35] How do you do that?

[05:07:36] You just save money for like...

[05:07:38] He buys like expensive capsules or expensive cases that'll work a lot.

[05:07:42] You know he bought that weapons case?

[05:07:43] That was like 200 bucks.

[05:07:44] would it be insane to not open cases for like a week and just do a crazy one?

[05:07:50] yeah

[05:07:52] like you're just you're just saying I hit the FCK every day on that

[05:07:56] every day I mean you do like a 10k over the year like a week

[05:08:00] yeah that was also not just cases but you could you could go like on the

[05:08:07] third-party sites and get like capsules

[05:08:10] 200 bits

[05:08:19] That capsule is worth like 10k plus like in the second

[05:08:26] But that's crazy

[05:08:40] Boom. Wait, the capsules are 30k now. No shock.

[05:08:44] Yeah, they went up that much.

[05:08:46] 30k pop. Dude, last year, like 12k, I swear.

[05:08:50] There you go. So, that's 1045 in the morning.

[05:08:58] It's Sunday at 12. So, here's my question. Out of Astralis, Spirit, Legacy, Aurora, Mumble,

[05:09:04] 100 points.

[05:09:06] Who is the best team out of these eight here?

[05:09:12] They might be Spirit.

[05:09:14] Peake?

[05:09:16] It's probably going to be Miles Spirit.

[05:09:20] Miles, their gameplay is so boring, but it works.

[05:09:27] They're not a flashy team.

[05:09:29] uh... what is the latest don't just barred

[05:09:32] going to talk to me

[05:09:34] dot dot go kill

[05:09:35] uh... yet

[05:09:36] bro jimsy you'll see when they play

[05:09:39] some rounds there they're ego but they all put their money together so they

[05:09:42] could give don't make it and they just let him go kill

[05:09:45] don't go kill

[05:09:47] with the like throw guns at him that's so he had to throw it out of my business

[05:09:51] given the guy bro that is peace it is good it's hot it's hot hero hero a k

[05:09:56] You're not getting a gold little spare.

[05:09:58] Hero rifle.

[05:09:59] That is weak.

[05:10:00] They just throw guns at them.

[05:10:01] Holy centipede.

[05:10:04] All right, we need more.

[05:10:05] Fuck, this is actually-

[05:10:06] Holy moly.

[05:10:07] But the thing is, if we do a 10K opening,

[05:10:08] the keys will be annoying as fuck.

[05:10:11] Well, most of the time, the 10K opening,

[05:10:13] they're doing expensive capsule cases.

[05:10:15] So it's not really that many cases,

[05:10:16] just very expensive cases.

[05:10:17] You know what I mean?

[05:10:18] Oh, I would just use the 10K cases.

[05:10:20] Like regular cheat cases?

[05:10:22] Yeah, I like chat stuff, good idea,

[05:10:24] But that would mean no cases for a week

[05:10:28] Might be might be good so you play the game like leading up to the 30 okay

[05:10:32] Bro, I think that's a good idea and then next week you rip like

[05:10:36] Well, we pick a day like probably like Monday like so not this Monday, but like

[05:10:42] Brother that would be in line losers. It's one hundred and twenty three cheered one hundred bits

[05:10:47] You look like legs look for you take the entire day that open

[05:10:51] bro how much steak for us to spend two grand high-bives two hours like a

[05:10:57] individual cases yeah oh it'll be too bad you can't just mask by the keys it's

[05:11:05] so annoying yeah I don't know why they don't do that it's very easy to go yeah

[05:11:11] Christian you're good yeah yeah but with like like so she was saying with bigger

[05:11:21] with bigger face openings they're usually just doing like a

[05:11:26] with a sense of interested to like feel but yeah feel the budget

[05:11:34] Yeah, yeah, yeah, for my third party sides.

[05:11:39] There's capsules in the store, but those ones are like, 90 cents.

[05:11:44] Yeah, yeah, they're good.

[05:11:45] So, I think Steam has a limit of like, two-ish thousand.

[05:11:48] I think items can't be listed to one of the 2,500, I think, on Steam.

[05:11:51] So anything more than that, you have to buy on third party sides.

[05:11:54] I

[05:12:02] Do you see for your tournament? We could get you some skin surrender. I'm saying that guy wants to give you

[05:12:07] Yeah, I would

[05:12:12] You can read like a plane ship, huh? Yeah, like I want to give you some

[05:12:18] We want to let you borrow stuff. Yeah, he wants to let you borrow stuff and

[05:12:24] I think you could give you some stuff for like trade is much shared 100 bits house the kid

[05:12:37] fuck fuck fuck

[05:12:41] go go go go go

[05:12:43] oh don't bro

[05:12:45] fat

[05:12:48] if jc got donk on the stream

[05:12:52] i thought donk doesn't really stream

[05:12:54] he doesn't he doesn't do any of this

[05:12:57] does donk speak english in a little bit

[05:13:00] yeah yeah he can he can

[05:13:02] Yeah

[05:13:06] Because I

[05:13:10] Most of times like people upload facet bars of him and they have his palms and he comes in

[05:13:16] He cheered 100 bits. I'm one of 100 and three watch streak. Hopefully you'll get another go before day 300

[05:13:26] Being a CSP was like crazy. You're like no time. You have literally no free time

[05:13:32] There's a permanently traveling to never hold

[05:13:45] Yeah, dog recently had a 95 kill game on face. It was insane

[05:13:53] Yeah crazy over time imagine giving dogs on your team

[05:14:02] Most of the good players do, I think, that we have one other player that you can rely on, you know.

[05:14:10] Staying at 97, cheering for the next tournament on Sunday?

[05:14:13] What are you guys saying?

[05:14:15] I'll get pastes at 8.10, don't watch it.

[05:14:21] Alright!

[05:14:22] No, fuck no.

[05:14:24] Then last place.

[05:14:26] Nope, fuck no, no.

[05:14:28] Fuck no, hell no.

[05:14:30] No, no, absolutely not

[05:14:35] All right, I don't think I saw one yes in there. I'm just gonna just draft the couch log

[05:14:43] We're supposed to you said see me yesterday bro

[05:14:45] At the end of the day on dust I went from 0 and 6 to like 14 and 15

[05:14:50] I found a route with an AK and I was just running down mid on that high ground that I was just shitting

[05:14:56] Like I was peeing up yesterday. I believe you I only saw one clip me

[05:15:00] this morning and it was you whiffing four or five shotgun bullets long with

[05:15:06] the words. No. No, I'm kidding. I was on one clip. I was on one clip.

[05:15:09] Because there's clips out there I think. Like those auto ones. That was the only clip I saw dude.

[05:15:15] They had a lot of, a lot of likes. A lot of likes. I will say that clip a lot of likes.

[05:15:18] Yeah, because people only clip the bad shit.

[05:15:20] Hi guys, can you vouch? I was doing good.

[05:15:23] Yeah, you were doing good, bro. I saw a clip of me 8-0ing you. That was pretty good.

[05:15:29] I did hear about that that have I said he beat you or what and won't you want to

[05:15:35] find and then he called you an op crutch I don't know yeah yep

[05:15:43] all right you know what it might be chroma time no until the end bro you're

[05:15:49] looking good bro when we play together you're actually good yeah he's on all

[05:15:52] these ones still yeah you have

[05:15:57] i have a lot of chrome left

[05:16:00] i don't have a lot of chrome left

[05:16:03] 10 piece chicken nugget 1 large fry

[05:16:06] i just don't play face i got a lock and no face

[05:16:09] yeah yeah

[05:16:12] how do you store my container

[05:16:15] how do you store my container

[05:16:20] You can search it up top left just search search craze maybe

[05:16:30] What container which is I don't need to play I don't need to play I don't need to play

[05:16:36] You see underneath. Oh, that works. That was case

[05:16:42] We need what he's having we need all these we need all these products for a

[05:16:47] 8, 12, that's like 15 or 16 chromes, only aura.

[05:16:53] A house above the lighting shield.

[05:16:55] Yeah.

[05:16:56] Thanks, Loki, you just need to stop moving when you see somebody.

[05:17:00] I think it's the biggest like...

[05:17:01] I know, it's very nice for him and I'm like...

[05:17:03] No dude, it's because of Siege.

[05:17:05] I love you to play in my worst CS because it's Siege, I'm not gonna lie to you.

[05:17:07] Because in Siege when you're getting a gunfight, it's good to like, move around when you're fighting Siege.

[05:17:11] Yeah, it's the worst thing you can do is stand still when somebody sees you.

[05:17:14] So it's a hard habit to break.

[05:17:16] If you stand still you get a chop like I'm lucky game worse. Yes, because the seeds

[05:17:22] So what you should do drinks low key is crap like you'd like to move it when you when you find someone you should hold crouch because it's accurate

[05:17:29] Yeah, you can still move

[05:17:32] You're getting

[05:17:33] You actually do have good aim like naturally you're getting but you you don't like how to stop

[05:17:38] Yeah

[05:17:44] There we go

[05:17:49] Guys, I can't just get dunk on stream guy like it's not great

[05:17:54] Hate from Illinois. All right, thanks, Gray. What's the point of sending out a bit?

[05:17:58] I feel like he was like offseason you couldn't do that he's like so busy

[05:18:06] I would need you to train me for that tourney maybe tomorrow yeah I'm down but

[05:18:11] it's a training sessions bro like like I like how about I was doing it but how

[05:18:16] does this toxic ass coach yeah yeah you could you could pick this up quick I

[05:18:24] can't lie that the game is actually pretty simple you just have to like get

[05:18:27] the fundamentals

[05:18:29] high-vis was the best coach high-vis was a terrible coach what coach personally

[05:18:34] insults and laughs at their students oh yeah after after you what's going to

[05:18:38] with this he's like what the fuck did I just want just a white bitch she is 200

[05:18:43] in the real are he's open this first you're keeping it real good thanks how'd you like him keep it

[05:18:48] a real with you it was a awful gaming environment i would never do that again that's how it was

[05:18:59] again you missed seven shots that is the best off of it again that's how good that's how good

[05:19:08] I'm not playing soup stream comments, they call it a 7 bullet incident.

[05:19:13] Come come at me, I'm gonna light.

[05:19:22] Let me suck your dick. What's the point of typing that bro?

[05:19:25] You're probably a 29 year old man!

[05:19:30] As high as you've cheered 200 dick, can you chimp out for me daddy?

[05:19:34] Get a dog for me and your newborn.

[05:19:38] bro I'm saving the chroma until the end

[05:19:42] how much dollars do we have left?

[05:19:48] you have like, um, over 800, over 150

[05:19:53] god it's really dwindling here, it was 1390

[05:19:56] I'm sorta going down here, I don't know

[05:19:59] we did get a red though, we got a good red, honestly

[05:20:02] good red, good red

[05:20:04] I'm not mad at it

[05:20:07] No, I read that one is a pain.

[05:20:13] No, that one is like Loki and Hyatt, we gotta go on that one.

[05:20:16] Yeah, that runs really good, but Jinxie, doing the math, we're still down around $1,850.

[05:20:30] Nose case, auto, pink or higher, nose case.

[05:20:33] Oh my god, it's almost right!

[05:20:43] That was actually the most fucking way around.

[05:20:45] Wow, he said take her higher.

[05:20:47] Dude, picture those like a 24 year old baby.

[05:20:53] Okay.

[05:20:54] Hey, how about I tell you?

[05:20:58] 23.

[05:21:00] 23.

[05:21:02] I was less than almost 30, no?

[05:21:04] No, no, I'm 22, I'm 22.

[05:21:06] But where were we after 29th birthday last year?

[05:21:10] Is that legal?

[05:21:12] Nope.

[05:21:14] That wasn't last year, boy.

[05:21:16] Everything about that story, you made up.

[05:21:18] We're gonna go with not last year.

[05:21:22] Don't!

[05:21:24] Oh my god I almost opened a chrome on accident.

[05:21:31] Wow!

[05:21:32] Hi guys, I know what must be done.

[05:21:37] I have an idea.

[05:21:38] I have an epiphany.

[05:21:39] After out of these dreams, we're just doing chrome-less.

[05:21:40] I'm telling you, something was speaking to me in chrome-less today.

[05:21:41] You just gotta trust me on this one.

[05:21:42] That's kinda smart.

[05:21:43] Is an adult bond to happen, is it gonna happen in the chrome-less?

[05:21:44] Yes, it's gonna happen in the chrome-less.

[05:21:45] I'm telling you, something was speaking to me in chrome-less today.

[05:21:46] You just gotta trust me on this one.

[05:21:47] It's kinda smart because then a gold bond to happen is gonna happen in the chrome-less.

[05:21:48] today you just gotta trust me on this one that's kind of smart as an adult

[05:21:52] bond to happen it's gonna happen in the chrome yes because right now we're due

[05:21:56] we're due review but when you're at the chrome it will be huge I like to start a

[05:22:02] family I'm 22 I got my whole life I thought you just had your 20 threes

[05:22:07] Oh, I thought I was 22 and then you cut me out and said 38 or something.

[05:22:12] Oh, I'm not gonna do this anymore.

[05:22:15] No, no, no.

[05:22:16] Jack, we're switching to Chroma's. I don't give a fuck!

[05:22:25] The Jinxy gambling arc.

[05:22:27] Where did we go?

[05:22:28] I'm throwing back, bro.

[05:22:29] The eyebrows and the hands are throwing back.

[05:22:30] Thank you.

[05:22:31] Eyebrows on back, bitches!

[05:22:33] BAD!

[05:22:37] question have y'all ever seen three rats in a row next to each other have you ever seen that?

[05:22:42] no i don't think so

[05:22:44] no i don't think i've ever seen one

[05:22:45] is it possible i could trade it up for a gold right now?

[05:22:48] or not?

[05:22:53] i don't know

[05:22:55] oh maybe i'm gonna pass that

[05:22:57] you could definitely do a red trade up

[05:22:59] you have a lot

[05:23:01] i hope your gold is a full skin

[05:23:04] shut up kid

[05:23:05] the hell?

[05:23:06] I don't know how many you have a lot of purples and you have definitely a lot of blues

[05:23:16] If you get like 400 blue stinks, I'm not gonna lie. You look at it

[05:23:21] It's kind of insane

[05:23:29] I think it's

[05:23:36] It's O'er just thinking we're here.

[05:23:41] Just trade it up at that point.

[05:23:42] Like it's still...

[05:23:46] It's one cat.

[05:23:47] Okay, yeah.

[05:23:49] Turf's chaired 100 bits.

[05:23:51] Jinx, see if you want both you need to listen to Lord Garbentraer on YouTube.

[05:23:57] Lord Garbentraer?

[05:24:06] no what the fuck is this who is this who is this that's gaben that's him that's gaben

[05:24:22] bro wait this is the fucking guy who made cs so what is this guy worth like 8 trillion

[05:24:31] dollars this is the guy you're feeling in the other member who orbs in heaven wait oh

[05:24:35] Oh my god, it's actually a prayer. Alright, lock it. Rewind.

[05:24:39] No one say a word in the call.

[05:24:41] Okay.

[05:24:41] Divin chared 100 bits.

[05:24:43] NINTHIS IS IT!

[05:24:44] Can I have whatever is in this next case?

[05:24:47] Sure.

[05:24:50] Can everybody hear?

[05:24:51] Yes.

[05:24:52] NINTHIS IS IT!

[05:24:56] Our Father, who orbs in Heaven, CSB thy game,

[05:25:00] Uncase begun, then skins be won, covert, and not a mill spec.

[05:25:04] Give us this day a Star Trek path, and to give us when we're ready to quit.

[05:25:08] As we've given those you aim what against us, and lead us not to scam nation, and deliver us a battle scarred.

[05:25:14] Okay then.

[05:25:20] That is one of the most degenerate things I've ever seen in my life.

[05:25:24] Like, that is right there, is one of the worst things I've seen in my life.

[05:25:29] I think you're bound to get a gold now.

[05:25:31] No, when you say to the Chromas, save the gold with the Chromas!

[05:25:34] Say something, that's the oddest problem.

[05:25:36] That would be crazy.

[05:25:37] We gotta go.

[05:25:38] Good.

[05:25:39] Okay, we need to...

[05:25:40] Alright, how about we...

[05:25:41] Let's clear out the fevers.

[05:25:42] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

[05:25:45] Let's get ten fever keys right now.

[05:25:47] I think it already happened.

[05:25:51] Let's see.

[05:25:52] You go.

[05:25:53] I'm so lost.

[05:25:55] I'm bad.

[05:25:56] Jack, we're doing only cromas for the rest of the night.

[05:25:59] Lock the fuck in!

[05:26:31] yes bro bro I'll be a captain chat and I'll probably be the worst captain please

[05:26:39] do not draft me do not I'd rather die I open my eye about it

[05:26:50] Oh

[05:27:04] We were not even shouldering this is back now guys. I swear to God this is back now. Oh my god

[05:27:09] No, I fucking look the way brothers brothers with the prayer the prayer the prayer brothers. This is back new another

[05:27:16] Look, please

[05:27:20] I'm just back to you. Travis is back. No, it looks it looks no feel tested. Oh, really?

[05:27:27] Really kind of a curveball there. What are we talking? Price wise?

[05:27:31] I'm against 80. I'm against 80. I'm against 80

[05:27:38] Chats in 120

[05:27:40] French stream feel tested Chats and 60

[05:27:44] Chats and 60

[05:27:46] Respect my hive mind. All right, bro. You have like a colt in the chat, Rob

[05:27:52] Yes

[05:27:54] Um, yeah, 57 57 bucks

[05:27:58] Okay, let's trade up that's what trade us for trade up. Do you think I feel like those shittier reds that we get trade

[05:28:05] No, not when you're opening though. No, I have an off skin right now. I don't have an off skin

[05:28:11] You see you have like no reds

[05:28:13] well well you'll see actually because we're gonna trade up right so maybe

[05:28:19] you'll trade up to the shittier rods and now

[05:28:21] oh I could have said it to you

[05:28:23] let's be fucking faithful here

[05:28:25] that was crazy

[05:28:27] I was gonna do for the two bro you get them up

[05:28:33] oh you see how much

[05:28:35] that much

[05:28:37] that's a lot

[05:28:39] where you seeing how much

[05:28:41] Um, no, it's actually just crazy like how much aware can this affect the value

[05:28:51] Factory new is going for 400

[05:29:05] Okay, so it goes factory new minimal where

[05:29:11] field tested well warm battle start wow it was right it was the third one that's why it was right

[05:29:19] in the middle wait so field tested in his second best with that second best i'm in where i'm in

[05:29:26] where his second best field test is third best got it got it got it got it got it

[05:29:30] Wait.

[05:29:31] Oh.

[05:29:32] We'll do the rest of the chat we're doing this week.

[05:29:37] We're finishing up all these cases and the rest is chroma, which has the most insane

[05:29:45] eyes.

[05:29:46] Go.

[05:29:47] The factory knew if that up, goes for 400, then you go to minimal wear, which is the

[05:29:53] second highest you can get, and it drops down to 100.

[05:29:56] Really?

[05:29:57] Really?

[05:29:59] Yeah.

[05:30:00] Looks like no big deal.

[05:30:06] And you had a really low, you had a really low float.

[05:30:08] You had a really low float.

[05:30:10] So you were pretty good.

[05:30:11] Yeah, it's because, well,

[05:30:13] Ops are super solid.

[05:30:14] Epic9 isn't as thought after the offering.

[05:30:17] Yeah.

[05:30:18] Alright, we have, let's finish off the dreams.

[05:30:21] 2, 4, 6, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 dreams.

[05:30:27] Let's fix the graphics.

[05:30:38] Go grab it, not mad at it, not mad at it.

[05:30:43] You have a lot more than 14.

[05:30:45] Yeah.

[05:30:51] I'm not mad at two reds though, like...

[05:30:53] Oh

[05:30:55] Reds, I'm really not I'm not mad. I'm not mad this opening. We're so do for a bowl. Oh my god

[05:31:02] Well, it's gonna be the promo. It's actually gross. We're gonna get like a 9k nice

[05:31:09] It's like it's locked I could foresee this this morning

[05:31:14] How many problems are you?

[05:31:16] Probably like a lot red. Oh, right went by

[05:31:19] I think oh my god. You can trade up a lot of shit today

[05:31:24] To the trade-offs my feet the trade-offs my fucking I think there should be a golden the trade

[05:31:41] Wow

[05:31:49] the train's low key been a good luck charm and the train has been pretty nice

[05:31:56] wait did we get both reds from train down ass?

[05:31:59] yeah yeah i think so

[05:32:09] well that's insane you got one red from opening like

[05:32:12] three thousand dollars worth of cases and then today

[05:32:15] it's just all there

[05:32:16] Someone said 0.26% chance to get back-to-back pinks, just 0.1% less than the night.

[05:32:25] Which means we're beating the odds today!

[05:32:28] Yeah, yeah.

[05:32:30] Brother, we might be able to act like legitimately.

[05:32:34] We will trade it up for the gold.

[05:32:37] Holy father, holy father!

[05:33:09] to tell cuz the rain the rain yeah no I don't know I don't know that's that's that's that's

[05:33:15] yeah yeah feel tested feel tested I'm gonna price that on this feel tested guys we can

[05:33:21] actually trade out for a gold I'm not a deal tested a new this lowest price currently selling

[05:33:27] for 37 okay let me say this I'm not mad at this being shit because we can actually trade this

[05:33:34] like if this was a hundred fifty dollar rat I wouldn't want to trade it but first off I already

[05:33:38] already have an a-face game right right so we have to trade this I think I have

[05:33:42] two of these now you have to you have to we can actually do a gold trade up in a

[05:33:46] couple of minutes I'm down bro I'm down and you got so many reds all the

[05:33:53] reds you're missing I have to trade back Jixi just trust me bro gold trade-ups

[05:33:57] that it gets your heart racing it gets your fucking heart racing it's a very

[05:34:01] good feeling have eyes let's do 20 more dreams 20 more dreams at we're almost

[05:34:04] more dreams boom

[05:34:10] You just hit all the reds you are missing like you know the odds that your way past you all

[05:34:23] Let's fucking go I think you're about to be doing gold as well. I'm pretty sure you're like

[05:34:27] I thought I'd be doing a little.

[05:34:30] So you need one more fracture?

[05:34:33] Brothers, the chroma twos are going to be cold.

[05:34:35] The chroma twos are going to be cold.

[05:34:38] Oh, you need a fracture case.

[05:34:39] OK, OK.

[05:34:41] We need a fracture case and then 20 more dreams

[05:34:43] that I'm going to face.

[05:34:44] Chat, it's almost gold-trained up time.

[05:34:46] Give it like 20 minutes, and we're

[05:34:48] training up for a gold, which is fucking cinema.

[05:34:52] I think we end the night on a gold-trained up.

[05:34:54] Got it, guys.

[05:34:56] Go down.

[05:34:56] There's no way we can, right?

[05:34:57] It's packed three reds

[05:34:59] Oh, and you have so much trade up dude. We're in the night on a gold trade up chat locked and then I'm gonna get this

[05:35:05] Let me get this fracture case, bro. This is definitely the best opening get three reds

[05:35:10] The other opening was shit. We got one one hundred and thirteen dollar gold brother

[05:35:14] We got a hundred and sixty dollar red. What was the other one? I bet like 90 bucks and then 40 bucks

[05:35:20] bad

[05:35:21] Not bad. I might even get in the YouTube video work

[05:35:24] somehow by the grace of God

[05:35:27] Haha, okay, I'm in one of these three reds in what like a 20 minutes spur 25 minutes for 20 minute

[05:35:34] Yeah, just make sure you don't accidentally trade up the case hard because that's actually expensive pink

[05:35:39] True

[05:35:41] Don't like autopilot it

[05:35:43] Why is that pink 350 because of the weapon batter?

[05:35:46] Dude, I mean it's not that case remember the case you open was like 200 bucks. So to even open. Yeah, it's expensive

[05:35:54] Okay, the grace of captain

[05:35:56] this is the greatest of cabin you are good to go you get 20 keys for the

[05:36:06] dreams yeah all right show screen show screen yeah just you're good yeah we

[05:36:13] are we're gonna end the night on a gold trade a lot we definitely do it now

[05:36:21] So you're actually playing the end mornig?

[05:36:31] Like you're acting like you can't open it.

[05:36:38] No no no I'm just saying because if you wanted to help you said you wanted to help so I'm

[05:36:40] just making sure I can beat you there you go.

[05:36:42] Alright I'll be there.

[05:36:43] I'm gonna win that fuck it's argument on Sunday bitch!

[05:36:44] I'm gonna get the best team in the tournament I'm gonna hold my own.

[05:36:45] I'm gonna hold my own chat like 28 days a week.

[05:36:46] I'm gonna get the best you've ever turned me on. I'm gonna hold my own. I'm gonna hold my own channel like 28 days a week. What do you think?

[05:36:53] Maybe the podcast streamers aren't that good.

[05:36:56] You could go positive stuff.

[05:36:58] No dude, there's some demons, bro. I think you're under estimate. There's some actual demons. Not gonna lie.

[05:37:02] No, I know. I know what they do. I know what's good. I know right now.

[05:37:05] And if I wasn't playing bro, how about it's good. You have a frag game to game to play.

[05:37:08] I

[05:37:22] Look what he said, it's not late for him

[05:37:31] He said uh depends when it is

[05:37:38] So maybe Chalkas, because you know how it always takes longer.

[05:37:43] Yep.

[05:37:44] Because you won't even get into the tournament for like what, an hour, hour 30?

[05:37:56] Bro, to think about it, the draft's gonna take 30 minutes, the streamers are gonna be

[05:38:01] late.

[05:38:02] You get one by one each map.

[05:38:03] You get one by one, everything's gonna stream over each other.

[05:38:06] How long does a mastic?

[05:38:08] 25 minutes ish probably good God

[05:38:11] Now I think I think first time we go all at once maybe and then second round

[05:38:21] But then I advise these like call hop to make sure one

[05:38:25] All all that one up. Yeah, I would have to buy like check on a stream

[05:38:30] How many captains?

[05:38:34] 8 captains, 40 players.

[05:38:42] I would have to buy 4 servers.

[05:38:48] He's doing the minimal chat.

[05:38:52] I think I said he's copying your left hand, is it not?

[05:38:58] Yes.

[05:38:59] Is he actually?

[05:39:01] Let me see this guy.

[05:39:04] Because usually it has like a square box like full filled in no green screen.

[05:39:07] Yeah, why is this green screen fucking gigantic?

[05:39:11] No, Jinxie uses um...

[05:39:13] It's AI, it's AI.

[05:39:18] It's AI to remove the background.

[05:39:20] This is like what the fuck?

[05:39:21] What is this?

[05:39:25] It's AI.

[05:39:29] It's almost chroma time bitches!

[05:39:34] Alright, I'm able to complain in 3 reds, I mean like, nothing to complain about.

[05:39:45] Oh, so the trade up, you know the console trick where you hide it and you like slow reveal?

[05:39:50] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:39:51] Can you control his screen view?

[05:39:53] That may be during that?

[05:39:54] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:39:55] that's the best, so edge it

[05:40:11] bro has a problem?

[05:40:13] bro to have the solution called!

[05:40:15] fuck

[05:40:16] that's right

[05:40:17] that's right

[05:40:18] switchy, I'm not with the stat tracks

[05:40:20] hey we've been rewarded with some red today bro

[05:40:23] Bro, you gotta accept when there's some stat-

[05:40:27] Embrace the stat, you got it.

[05:40:29] Open faster, you stupid barcet.

[05:40:32] Alright, now I'm opening slower.

[05:40:34] Now I'm opening slower.

[05:40:35] Now I'm opening slower.

[05:40:38] Bro, we- you gotta- chat, we gotta do the trade-out tonight.

[05:40:40] We have to.

[05:40:41] So, I'll try to open faster.

[05:40:43] I would like to quit the wheelie, but I like to have to quit the wheelie.

[05:40:46] Like, if I know it's fully locked, bro.

[05:40:51] Even purple.

[05:40:53] Two more of these

[05:40:56] Nips lips for a gold nips lips for a gold

[05:41:03] Yeah, I'm not even kidding I would do a tip slip for a gold if I wouldn't get back. I would better do a tip

[05:41:17] I'll get banned dumbass. I have eyes. Oh my god. It's almost chroma time

[05:41:21] 10 20 we need like 40 more of the dreams 40 more of the dreams chat 40 more of the dreams guys

[05:41:31] Yeah, that's low key you want to not hit a gold here in any dreams

[05:41:35] You know I'm saying that's what I'm saying and then we just roll this right into the chrome us

[05:41:41] Jack we're doing a gold traded up at the end of the night last thing we do last thing we do

[05:41:46] We're putting five reds into a gold that is the last thing we did tonight

[05:41:50] We're gonna end the night on a high no

[05:41:53] or

[05:41:56] It is been a very good very

[05:41:59] Yeah, by far three reds. I mean, yeah, what you hiding to me. Oh my openings have been shit. So this has been the best one

[05:42:10] Also, if I keep de-gening like this, I'm bound to have an insane one

[05:42:15] You know what I mean

[05:42:17] We're gonna end the night on a gold trade-up

[05:42:21] And that could either be really good or really upsetting because they did take a while to get red

[05:42:27] Brother if we get like a $30 gold that's gonna be really depressing those exist right?

[05:42:35] Yeah, do you know the cheapest gold in the game? I think it's like 40 bucks 50 bucks maybe. Oh

[05:42:40] Oh

[05:43:10] I'm back.

[05:43:13] Are you guys back into the slingard?

[05:43:17] Yes.

[05:43:18] Yeah, we're back.

[05:43:19] Come on, spam the people typing blue blue blue please.

[05:43:24] Thank you.

[05:43:26] Yeah, why no crowd?

[05:43:29] Why no crowd?

[05:43:30] Why no crowd?

[05:43:31] Why no crowd?

[05:43:32] Sweden?

[05:43:33] Sweden surely has CS players, bro.

[05:43:35] I think it's don't do as big like crowds for the smaller events. There's even a small nice little big event

[05:43:48] But like it's not like the main thing. Yeah, yeah, dude

[05:43:54] Yeah

[05:44:05] What what is the biggest one on this?

[05:44:07] I bet you it's like the major

[05:44:09] The major?

[05:44:11] The major is two in a year

[05:44:13] I don't know what it is though

[05:44:23] It's a lot of money but it gets split like five ways

[05:44:25] plus the orange, plus the code

[05:44:27] 1.25 mil to first place

[05:44:29] Damn

[05:44:31] 1.25 mil

[05:44:33] No.

[05:44:35] Hmm.

[05:44:37] Oh, that's IEM.

[05:44:43] So IEM, the scheduled prize pool is for 1.17 million.

[05:44:49] For the whole tournament?

[05:44:51] The stickers is worth more than the prize pool.

[05:44:55] Oh, yeah, yeah.

[05:44:56] If you make major drinks, like, you're guaranteed a fuck ton of money.

[05:44:59] I don't want to re-dick this one.

[05:45:01] sticker for the years yeah yeah yeah 323 26 watch out you're spreading my life so

[05:45:11] like I don't know if you saw but like only when I picked up a team to try to

[05:45:15] make the major they like barely missed out but if you made me where I got a

[05:45:18] So that's the IEM major is June 11th.

[05:45:30] that's not that far, wow.

[05:45:37] That's a chroma, I didn't realize I was opening a chroma, I didn't realize I was opening

[05:45:44] a chroma, oh my god.

[05:45:46] How is it, do you contact to get like firm shi**, is it like really hard to get firm?

[05:45:53] No, no, no.

[05:45:54] Purple.

[05:45:55] Not that hard?

[05:45:57] No, the only thing they did say, like, if you guess, also need berms.

[05:46:05] Oh, yes.

[05:46:09] Like, you can't stream with someone that doesn't have berms, no, I'm saying.

[05:46:14] Oh, for those things.

[05:46:15] Yeah.

[05:46:15] They're not even live.

[05:46:16] What if they're not even live?

[05:46:20] I don't I don't think that.

[05:46:21] Yeah, I don't think that affects them.

[05:46:23] And you give me the contact for that.

[05:46:24] Is it possible?

[05:46:26] Yeah, yeah, I can uh, get burned for that.

[05:46:29] Yeah, yeah.

[05:46:31] I thought it'd be safe. I wasn't a lot of...

[05:46:32] I thought it'd be safe to play every about-

[05:46:35] But...

[05:46:35] Yeah.

[05:46:36] I wasn't on the watchtower on the stream, but...

[05:46:38] I watch them off-stream every time, I think.

[05:46:41] You don't literally just kick the whole thing, do you?

[05:46:44] Yes.

[05:46:45] Yeah.

[05:46:53] GO BITCH!

[05:46:56] Actually, no, you're right. We don't want both. We don't want both. We want. Oh my god. It's almost we're saving it, bro

[05:47:02] This is our last dreams deep. Okay. How many more do you need?

[05:47:07] 978 918

[05:47:09] 2021 or no 20 we need 20 literally exactly 20 and we're done and we're on the promos after we do all promos chat

[05:47:18] Which McCauley we're doing a gold trade out

[05:47:21] I think you have to turn up

[05:47:30] I need to for me

[05:47:33] Blue turn up is going to take a minute bro I'm not going to laugh

[05:47:38] But everything else will be

[05:47:39] I just got new gloves in terminal

[05:47:43] Bro I'm going to be honest the terminals are like more of a scam than the cases

[05:47:46] I'm not trying to back in here

[05:47:49] Just for like

[05:47:50] Well, it doesn't matter if we can only about 20 editors

[05:47:54] Yeah

[05:47:56] We have ideal message or I got a contact. Oh, no, I can message them as and put yours I guess

[05:48:03] Okay, I'll do whatever what would I be able to stream myself as well or yes?

[05:48:08] Yes, so it'll be parents to like your channel

[05:48:20] Why do they do that? I feel like no one can usually do that.

[05:48:31] I wonder if I see what I got on the spot.

[05:48:43] Dude, there's tournaments like every fucking game.

[05:48:45] I think there's tournament every month.

[05:48:47] There's at least like some sort of tournament.

[05:48:49] There's so many turns

[05:49:10] They could do like such insane product schools for majors if they really want to see how much money they make off cases

[05:49:19] They cap it, they have to cap it, there's no way, there's no way they're only doing it for like 2 minutes.

[05:49:24] Like Rocket has a bigger fries bowl I think.

[05:49:29] Well the stickers is whatever Zyne's looks like.

[05:49:31] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what's hurt.

[05:49:37] Hey, back down, no!

[05:49:38] Thank you, I appreciate it.

[05:49:40] That's great, like, Zyne has been treating me nice guys, he's gotten 3, 3 res on trade.

[05:49:45] I'd be a little bit greedy asshole to switch off trade.

[05:49:48] three reds in like 40 minutes here buy a team and get a sticker

[05:49:54] chocolate I have to buy a team that would be like worth buying

[05:49:57] second man

[05:50:01] well I did is he went to like a smaller region that have like weaker teams

[05:50:04] and like he almost made it

[05:50:08] like basically oh my god you pick up in the red

[05:50:12] This is the skin.

[05:50:14] Wait, it's really so many reds. Oh, so many reds, bro.

[05:50:23] Can you check the where please?

[05:50:26] Just go to your

[05:50:30] And where bro, I mean you're getting good good

[05:50:35] Okay, that's what it's a lowest $72

[05:50:42] Oh

[05:50:45] Sorry

[05:50:48] $78 $78

[05:50:53] This is for red

[05:51:09] I know it's lined up perfectly

[05:51:12] Yeah, it's almost said, as the players made their 2023, it was reached at each player, got $500,000 from the players.

[05:51:18] All right!

[05:51:20] Here you go.

[05:51:22] Just from stickers?

[05:51:23] Just from stickers.

[05:51:24] Okay, okay.

[05:51:25] Jett is my first ever, like, fast open on a good day.

[05:51:31] Four regs, Jett.

[05:51:33] Guys, we're gonna be able to actually do a gold train now.

[05:51:35] And we're gonna rip Kromas.

[05:51:38] We've only got, the knightess has begun!

[05:51:42] That's that's a lot of red

[05:51:45] We're beating dogs with red

[05:51:47] Wow

[05:51:53] That's how we were right it was only 20

[05:51:55] Good job. I'm a degenerate. So it's nine for us nine for that

[05:52:01] Right for your downfall brother, it's not happening. I mean I'm like so red magnet. I'm the red magnet

[05:52:12] I

[05:52:27] Just might be perfect like you might literally save all your gold like for chroma

[05:52:33] We need this to be blue wait, can't be purple fuck me in the ass

[05:52:42] this is the best case in the best C case in the best C case

[05:52:47] come on come on come on come on

[05:52:58] what what what what

[05:53:04] that's not a gold

[05:53:06] what

[05:53:07] is that a gold?

[05:53:09] why bae why bae

[05:53:11] Kev, why beat? Why?

[05:53:14] I was actually like, cappy for him.

[05:53:17] It's actually fucked up, guys.

[05:53:22] Why beat?

[05:53:26] You got one guy to know it?

[05:53:28] I was not one guy.

[05:53:29] You read one guy?

[05:53:30] I never get one guy to know it. It was like three or four.

[05:53:32] I swear to God, I'm eyes.

[05:53:34] It was three or four. I would never get one guy.

[05:53:41] I

[05:53:51] Know I don't know if you think I'm bored like a barn bro. Yeah, it's a six skin actually

[05:54:03] Yeah

[05:54:08] Purple purple

[05:54:10] more trade-off father you're getting a lot of trade-off material

[05:54:14] nothing good nothing good my god you see the front of that case what about it

[05:54:21] it's like three pinks one way or another you leave with the gold right now

[05:54:28] we can never go to the front of the cases are you seeing that there's so much

[05:54:34] That was a red and a pink

[05:54:39] Let's do it

[05:54:42] Let's do it. Let's do it. How many birds you have like six

[05:54:51] Right now our Jinxie go to everything

[05:54:57] Yeah

[05:54:59] Shit

[05:55:01] Yeah, we're gonna have we're gonna have to sort you have so much shit. So sort by quality. Yeah

[05:55:08] Gold say that you can so let's see how many red you have first. Oh my god

[05:55:16] We have both the Legion of Anubis yeah and the Nightwish

[05:55:20] We don't have to trade off any of those so we can flip the purpose in the red time

[05:55:25] We can flip the the also pinks also pinks

[05:55:28] stuff. We have a lot of pinks. I think you trade up your pinks right now. trade up your

[05:55:35] pinks. And then... oh you don't have to go there but yeah that's fine. Just roll up.

[05:55:47] You're good.

[05:55:48] watching he's about to witness peak okay okay yep the least others in I gotta

[05:55:59] make sure I use my AK remember yeah yeah look it's on the shotguns don't

[05:56:03] the shotguns you have four of them yeah yeah there you go all right all right

[05:56:08] there you go that's pretty good not bad what do you want to get rid of out of

[05:56:18] reds yeah but when you could you wanted to keep the opera so click on the aka

[05:56:33] just the normal aka yeah I'm short boys I'm short I'm gonna be short so it's

[05:56:44] You can trade a purple into a pink.

[05:56:46] Yep.

[05:56:47] You have a lot of purple, so clear item, bottom right?

[05:56:50] Call Oney, does he want a joint?

[05:56:52] Chad, does he want a joint?

[05:56:53] I can add him.

[05:56:55] Okay, add him.

[05:56:56] Chad, Oney wants a joint?

[05:56:57] We're about to do something crazy.

[05:57:01] All of my progress is going into this fucking trade-up.

[05:57:03] Well, not all of it.

[05:57:05] He's opening a terminal.

[05:57:06] I'll just add him just in case.

[05:57:08] Wait, Chad, does he want to?

[05:57:10] Yeah, I don't know.

[05:57:11] He said nothing.

[05:57:12] Chad, shut the fuck up!

[05:57:14] I didn't get one guy. No, that was like 500 guys.

[05:57:22] I have the whole chat saying Jinxie calling.

[05:57:28] Onee, if you're listening to this, bro, the chat that you wanted to join.

[05:57:33] You know what? Hi-Bites just have, like, if Onee wants to join, just tell him to text me on that message, cause I don't do the chat.

[05:57:39] Alright?

[05:57:40] Okay.

[05:57:41] Shut the fuck up!

[05:57:43] If only doesn't text me on iMessage, I'm not adding him to call.

[05:57:47] SHUT UP!

[05:57:53] Okay.

[05:57:54] To the purpose of no thank you.

[05:57:58] Oh my god, ladies and gentlemen, it is fucking time, guys.

[05:58:07] So, it's time.

[05:58:12] go brothers go brothers yeah it's good

[05:58:18] oh my god we're ready oh my god are you guys ready are you guys ready okay wait

[05:58:25] for the for the gold for the gold for the gold yes okay let me out on it he's

[05:58:29] ready well let me out on it but it was pretty dumb yeah wait so which one are

[05:58:36] not using jigsdaw we're going deagle mp9 wait nobody's go deagle anubis anubis

[05:58:49] night with snibbers yeah yeah yes yes yes I think you keep mp9 in a row

[05:58:53] because the mp9 is a lot chat I'm waiting okay those ads do not wait wait we're not

[05:59:01] doing shit yeah thanks there's a method oh yo yo I thought I thought it's your

[05:59:10] first go trade-up time yes you see how could this guy like like how how does

[05:59:18] this normally go what is let me check this out I'm right on a little bit of a

[05:59:23] bad mood bro I fucking just got fucked on my own cases let me see let me see let

[05:59:27] me see all right bro no no no but jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx how was your case

[05:59:31] like so far today. Good or bad. I pulled in the last 45 minutes four reds. You're looking

[05:59:40] at four of them. You're trolling. No, actually, yeah. Yes, that's absolutely fucking insane.

[05:59:47] All right. Jinxy jinxy jinxy. Do you how do you want to do it? Do you want to do it fully

[05:59:55] role or do you want to do it? Do you want to edge it? I'm seeing people saying edge it.

[06:00:02] Yeah, edge for sure bro. I think edging is the play bro but it does take some practice

[06:00:08] and it's also kind of sus. I'm always scared that it leaks an IP or something. High-wise

[06:00:14] you know how to open the console right? Make a hygiene screen for a second, open console,

[06:00:20] it and then type a bunch of ones and then make the console massive and then we

[06:00:27] can show screen again oh okay okay I'm gonna hide

[06:00:32] Jinxie but I want you right now Jinxie I want you right now all right listen to

[06:00:37] me please my ass was so addicted to cases right I was in your boat then once

[06:00:44] the gold trade-up got released which was like what half a year ago Jinxie cases

[06:00:49] I didn't even care about anymore

[06:00:52] Fucking gold trade-ups Wow hit you different Wow

[06:00:57] Cuz you know you're getting a gold. It's what it's a way different planet when you know you're getting a ball with the same wrong AK

[06:01:06] What are the mirror on a K wrong?

[06:01:09] Now that's the correct. Okay. Is it not perfect high-rise perfect. Oh my god

[06:01:16] Now how about this edge before I can tell

[06:01:19] I'm a DJ.

[06:01:21] All right, so when we edge it, we're just slowly repealing it bit by bit, yeah?

[06:01:28] Yes, yeah.

[06:01:29] Basically, I'm arrested, bro.

[06:01:31] You're going to drag this?

[06:01:32] You see what I'm dragging?

[06:01:33] You're going to drag this up.

[06:01:35] Just slowly.

[06:01:36] Yeah?

[06:01:37] Let me drag this.

[06:01:38] Let me drag this.

[06:01:39] Yeah, yeah, go on.

[06:01:41] Drag the arrow?

[06:01:43] Yeah.

[06:01:44] Oh my god.

[06:01:45] So, no, no, no.

[06:01:46] Listen, listen, listen.

[06:01:47] No you can Jinx you can you can it bro this is too intense yes you can yes you can bro listen

[06:01:53] This is like $200 worth of brad for $220?

[06:01:56] Yes so you you don't just want the brad to ring?

[06:01:59] Sorry for Jinx this was for the actual screen

[06:02:03] Uh no you can show nothing no but for on Jinx's stream it's still black screen

[06:02:07] Yeah yeah I'm below real

[06:02:09] Okay okay okay first thing oh good oh good okay

[06:02:13] Jinx you got this you can make the con

[06:02:14] Ah leaked. No, no, no, you're good. You're good.

[06:02:16] I was all shitting his pants.

[06:02:18] What?

[06:02:20] Okay, okay.

[06:02:22] Just keep it scrolled up, you know.

[06:02:24] We haven't even checked it up yet.

[06:02:28] Oh my god.

[06:02:30] Squishy, how are you doing, bro?

[06:02:32] I'm good. How are you, bro? I saw the terminals.

[06:02:34] Dude, I like the new gloves. What do you think?

[06:02:36] I think some are fucking insane, bro.

[06:02:38] I'm looking like someone nice.

[06:02:40] What's your favorite scene?

[06:02:42] like actual weapons in out of it I like the digger I like the

[06:02:51] block block the block the block the what the block like the need like colorful

[06:02:56] block you like it or not too valorant for you or oh hell no the one with the

[06:03:00] guy yeah yeah no I hate it I hate it I hate it so you don't like the you don't

[06:03:05] like like the valorant scheme like the bright skin no no that one is too much

[06:03:08] That one is too much bro, okay, okay, okay. I see I see yeah, yeah, I like those glows

[06:03:12] But I don't think you'll like them then the two bright the ultra violence the two bright for you

[06:03:17] which are violets I

[06:03:20] Don't have them in my head right now. You mean the ones that are the really bright one. Yeah neon blue purple like the

[06:03:26] Four clubs, I think there

[06:03:28] Yeah, I think those can be nice because they can be pattern based

[06:03:30] You know they can come in seon and in like pink and shit. So oh easy. I actually see them

[06:03:35] Yeah, yeah, I think so I think so that is nice that heads mazes right now Nick. I like the way they look

[06:03:41] So I might switch to that lookie. I don't know what I just thought about it

[06:03:46] I did jinxie summon this fucking update because I swear we haven't seen

[06:03:51] Or any update is so fucking long jinxie hops on they start me like y'all make sure you hide your cue when you cue

[06:03:57] Bro, I'm so they release something. I'm not joking. Yeah, that's fine

[06:04:03] Okay

[06:04:04] Jinx you should be this one is fucking nuts. Oh Jinxie this one would change you by the way

[06:04:08] Like I'm already scared. I'm not gonna lie Jinxie

[06:04:10] I don't know if you will like like cases after this like this. This is bad, bro

[06:04:15] This this is so good like it's it's really bad. So you're saying

[06:04:21] Saying this will take me more than anything

[06:04:24] This is cases on it's a graphics after this there is no turning back

[06:04:30] literally okay story is I got it I got it okay

[06:04:36] I'm sorry I explained to me exactly what's gonna happen in the next five

[06:04:39] seconds I'm gonna click ready to trade up and then I'm gonna click proceed when

[06:04:42] that happens what are you gonna do have us well okay I think I should click your

[06:04:46] scene and I just close my eyes you close your eyes and I'll close the eyes

[06:04:51] besides I must okay I'm ready close your eyes you just have to click it fast

[06:04:57] enough the console button oh god like you can time it the procedure and in

[06:05:02] the car yeah hi boys you left click proceed like not right now you left

[06:05:07] click proceed and you in cyclic the console button why is that nobody know

[06:05:15] we know this but you can fuck it up and you can ruin the edge for everyone right

[06:05:19] now we're all edging with you bro I was everybody close their eyes just engage

[06:05:23] and have as if you see don't say shit just everyone look cold as you know and

[06:05:26] No, but they'll give their chance. Okay. Sure. Sure.

[06:05:28] I'm positive. It's the case.

[06:05:29] Imoromi? Imoromi?

[06:05:31] Yes. Put your Imoromi.

[06:05:32] Yeah. Close your eyes. No one will get shit.

[06:05:34] Just in case, yeah.

[06:05:35] If the guy accidentally fucks up,

[06:05:36] Hi-Vice, there's anything.

[06:05:37] All right?

[06:05:38] But Hi-Vice, please don't fuck this up.

[06:05:40] Like, you guys don't fuck this up.

[06:05:42] Okay, all right, okay, okay.

[06:05:44] Left click on the console.

[06:05:46] Practice it right now.

[06:05:47] Just left click console.

[06:05:48] Like, show the console.

[06:05:49] Left click. No, no, press proceed yet.

[06:05:51] But like...

[06:05:52] I'm not showing it off.

[06:05:52] You open the console.

[06:05:55] Thanks, Nick.

[06:05:56] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then Jinxie, no one press escape on the keyboard bro because that closes the console, you know what I mean?

[06:06:03] Okay.

[06:06:03] Like, that also ruins that.

[06:06:05] Okay.

[06:06:06] Okay.

[06:06:07] Okay, okay.

[06:06:09] My eyes are closed.

[06:06:10] I like you guys.

[06:06:11] Wait, someone in your chat said you could just click with the console open a little bit.

[06:06:15] Is that a thing?

[06:06:16] Wait, pull it up a bit?

[06:06:18] Maybe.

[06:06:18] Pull it up a bit and then...

[06:06:20] Oh, that's way easier.

[06:06:23] Wait, but can you?

[06:06:23] Okay, that's fucking crazy.

[06:06:25] Wait.

[06:06:25] Oh, okay.

[06:06:26] Wait, should we? Okay, are we all ready?

[06:06:28] There's levels to this shit.

[06:06:30] Is everybody ready? Is everybody ready?

[06:06:32] Yes, wait. Is your inventory...

[06:06:34] ...prigh...

[06:06:35] ...it should be fine.

[06:06:36] Um...

[06:06:38] Okay.

[06:06:39] Jinxie, you are...

[06:06:40] Wait, show me the skins one last time.

[06:06:41] I can tell...

[06:06:42] ...did you check what you can get from this?

[06:06:44] No, I didn't even know what I can get.

[06:06:46] He just threw everything in.

[06:06:48] Nightwish is a fucking

[06:06:49] butterfly emerald potential, if I'm not mistaken.

[06:06:52] Oh.

[06:06:52] Um, it's from the D.V.S. and Nightmare Case.

[06:06:54] I'm gonna not I'm gonna not yeah, yeah, yeah, it could be a complete not moment

[06:07:03] People case you have which can be skeleton sapphire

[06:07:05] There's some fucking nutty bangers in here bro, but we are hoping for the butterfly knife basically so Jinxie

[06:07:10] No, no, okay, let's stop the edge and then I can then you will see what's going on. I'll be I'll shut up

[06:07:17] Okay, so we're gonna start the edge now

[06:07:19] Yeah, Jinx. I don't think you I think you pull up on the console. So buddy

[06:07:23] I'm gonna hide. I'm gonna hide. I'm gonna click proceed. Okay. Nobody move for a second. You can show for a second

[06:07:30] Once it's there. Yeah, just click it. I'm looking away. Click it. Click it. Wait. Do I have to confirm?

[06:07:39] Okay, so it's on our screen. We don't know what it is. Yeah, Jinxie don't accidentally press the X your mouse is right next to the X

[06:07:53] Stop! Stop!

[06:07:55] I'm not gonna get up this way.

[06:07:56] Sony, tell me that this could be.

[06:07:58] What card could this be?

[06:08:00] It could be a battlefront knife.

[06:08:02] It could be a fucking Navajna knife.

[06:08:03] It can be anything from $50 to fucking $10,000.

[06:08:06] I'm not joking.

[06:08:07] Right under your console.

[06:08:08] Jinxie, check this out.

[06:08:09] What you wanna do, you're going right now.

[06:08:11] You're undressing from bottom to top.

[06:08:13] Listen to my voice.

[06:08:14] Jinxie, just go completely vertically.

[06:08:15] Oh, yeah.

[06:08:16] No, no, no, no.

[06:08:17] At the bottom, it will tell you the logo of the collection

[06:08:20] so that already spoils something.

[06:08:22] and it will also start showing the text.

[06:08:24] Jinxie, I want you to keep edging until you see a box appear.

[06:08:29] A red box.

[06:08:30] Once you see red, I want you to stop.

[06:08:33] Red light!

[06:08:36] Oh my god, oh my god.

[06:08:37] Okay, what does this mean?

[06:08:38] What is that in good, bad? We don't know.

[06:08:40] So far, nothing.

[06:08:41] But Jinxie, the best way to edge it is from the top.

[06:08:46] Why? Because at the bottom you see the knife text.

[06:08:48] It would say something like butterfly knife, and you just know what it is.

[06:08:52] So you want to now make the box smaller, you go from the top to the bottom till you see the red box

[06:08:59] And you and you cut the box from the bottom a little bit like you make it smaller and you cut it towards your liking, you know

[06:09:05] Keep going until you see the box

[06:09:15] Keep going

[06:09:17] Just a race

[06:09:19] Okay I see you

[06:09:21] Oh my god

[06:09:23] Okay okay okay

[06:09:25] Now cut it from the bottom

[06:09:27] Cut it from the bottom

[06:09:29] I'll get it close for once

[06:09:31] I love it just like

[06:09:33] This is it bro

[06:09:35] So we're just looking for the word butters my knife right?

[06:09:37] Just in the call with the boys

[06:09:39] No no no no no

[06:09:41] We're just cutting it a little bit

[06:09:43] We're just cutting it you know

[06:09:45] Please wait a second because one thing you have to realize right now in the next few seconds when you go down

[06:09:50] We may know what you get why because knives have different heights

[06:09:56] There are some knives that are super tall and you will start seeing a tip at the top and then you know, okay

[06:10:04] Those the big boys, right?

[06:10:06] Yes, the butterfly knife that you want. It's in the middle of the new item text

[06:10:10] We have a few knives that can come before that though. The worst knife possible

[06:10:16] Is the knife that may show up next which is the bowie knife if you keep going slightly down and you start seeing a pixel

[06:10:24] You're cooked. Keep going slightly down and if you see something you're cooked

[06:10:30] Keep going

[06:10:32] No pixel yet go a little bit more than we eliminate the bowie

[06:10:37] Little bit more a little bit more could still be a little bit more. You're good

[06:10:40] OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!

[06:10:42] OH MY GOD!

[06:10:44] This is huge! This is huge!

[06:10:46] This is huge!

[06:10:48] It cannot be a Bowie, which is the worst one possible.

[06:10:50] Great fucking shot!

[06:10:52] You can clap for the shot!

[06:10:54] It can't be the Bowie!

[06:10:56] Alright, so what can it be now?

[06:10:58] It can be the Maximum Juicer, which is a fucking

[06:11:02] Butterfly Knife,

[06:11:04] Emerald, and the Butter...

[06:11:06] You see how at the top left, you see a text appearing, right?

[06:11:08] appearing, right?

[06:11:10] Right, yeah, yeah.

[06:11:11] Yes, this is going to say new item.

[06:11:13] And Jinxie, in the middle of that text,

[06:11:16] if you start seeing a tip appear,

[06:11:19] that's your butterfly knife.

[06:11:20] So you do want to see a tip very soon now.

[06:11:23] I want to see a tip right around here, right?

[06:11:26] Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[06:11:27] Oh my god.

[06:11:28] Are we ready?

[06:11:29] Are we ready?

[06:11:30] Keep going slow, slow, slow.

[06:11:33] And once you see something, you stop inside.

[06:11:36] Come on, we need tip.

[06:11:37] Chippahs. Chippahs. Chippahs. No, oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

[06:11:44] Is there anything that we could still have here, anything?

[06:11:48] Um, Flipknife. Shadowdegas a.k.a. Buttplugs. If your first edge is Buttplugs.

[06:11:56] Oh, Shanko. What is Buttplugs? Who the fuck is this community?

[06:12:02] Hey, but it makes you in a minute, I'm not gonna lie.

[06:12:06] Maybe I'm boxing something right now.

[06:12:07] Okay, so I keep going, should I just go?

[06:12:09] Yeah, but keep going slow, slow, slow,

[06:12:11] because right now every single pixel matters, you know?

[06:12:13] Is there still something good we can get from this?

[06:12:18] Can that be a Karambit?

[06:12:19] Karambits are also pretty low, M9s can still be-

[06:12:22] Karambits are short, yeah, Karambits are short.

[06:12:25] Yeah, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.

[06:12:27] Yeah, but go slow, once we see a tip, go slow, okay,

[06:12:30] go slow, why are you going so fast?

[06:12:31] Why are you going so fast?

[06:12:33] I'm sorry, only I'm used to this.

[06:12:35] I'm new.

[06:12:36] I know, I know.

[06:12:37] It's your first one.

[06:12:38] All right, Jinxie, I have bad news, bro.

[06:12:40] I don't want to say it.

[06:12:42] Just keep going, bro.

[06:12:43] Just keep going.

[06:12:43] But go slow, please.

[06:12:44] Oh, chill, chill.

[06:12:46] Watch your sense.

[06:12:47] You need to blow out your sense, bro.

[06:12:48] I'm not going to lie.

[06:12:49] Oh, my god, Jinxie.

[06:12:52] All right, check this out.

[06:12:53] We have good news.

[06:12:53] We have good news, bro.

[06:12:54] OK.

[06:12:56] Jinxie, my expectations were correct.

[06:13:00] that's the good news

[06:13:02] the bad news remember what you said

[06:13:04] this community is fucked up

[06:13:08] congrats to your first pair

[06:13:09] congrats to your first pair

[06:13:12] it's a butt plug

[06:13:15] it's butt plugs you get two

[06:13:17] it's the only knife where you get a two for one

[06:13:20] jingxi

[06:13:24] there it is

[06:13:29] What is that word don't it?

[06:13:32] Well, I like don't even say I'll get it. Can you get the word can you give me the bear?

[06:13:39] I don't think that matters. I'm not gonna lie

[06:13:44] Then we're not bad. Oh

[06:13:47] Um

[06:13:51] Wait, what what is the first number of what it's worth the first number?

[06:13:56] Yeah, what is the first number of what it's worth 600 I think it's gonna be 60 bucks

[06:14:05] It can't be bro you spend like 400 on this. Yeah, that's the fuck that thing because there

[06:14:11] was literally reds in there that were worth $60 what the fuck I think this is cheaper than

[06:14:17] everything you put into them um yeah I think the red was like double your final price $61

[06:14:24] and sixty four cents. Now, how much money did I spend on the reds for that? Did you trade in that, that, uh, SMG? No, no, no, thank god. That picture even SMG. We did the two AKs. Yeah, the chat's just laughing. Your was that profit though? No, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, no. Hell no. We did the shunge, we did the new biz. Um, uh, I wish, AK, I wish.

[06:14:52] These are no no way right

[06:14:55] No, uh, no fucking not unless you got rid of the other two. Yeah

[06:15:01] Yo, no, no, no, no, no, this is bad like go back to load up bro

[06:15:06] Look at those knives actually too bad for you bro your face came as probably above it

[06:15:10] But it shows a default knife a falchion knife and fucking but plex freehand

[06:15:15] Yo, John, go your may actually have the worst luck as you predicted

[06:15:19] I'm not even joke about oh my god, what the fuck

[06:15:30] Our last chance is chroma's chat like this is it. Hi guys, how much money do we have for chroma's right now?

[06:15:38] Yeah, I mean we could do more if we get reds from these like if we get reds in these chroma's

[06:15:43] I actually don't know if I could have got a worse thing from that.

[06:15:48] I'm not even kidding.

[06:15:49] That was the first thing you said, right?

[06:15:52] I don't have a long one.

[06:15:54] I'm not sure that the same price.

[06:15:57] I think this is the worst.

[06:16:00] I am not joking.

[06:16:02] We're only hide, hide.

[06:16:03] Oh yeah, good comps, good comps, good comps, hiding.

[06:16:08] Brother, so that was the first thing.

[06:16:10] Everybody's hiding?

[06:16:11] Yeah.

[06:16:12] all day. Wow. But did you have fun doing it, Jinx? That was the most fun I've had on CS on

[06:16:19] everything I love. Now, bro, knowing you're like seconds away from a goal, holy dopamine.

[06:16:25] Brother, wow. And once you know Jinxy where the limits are, like once you know what it means,

[06:16:30] and Jinxy, one thing you can do as well, once you know the height is a butterfly knife,

[06:16:34] you know it's a butterfly knife, but Jinxy, it can be a shit butterfly knife or the goad

[06:16:39] So then what you do is you start undressing it little bit by little bit and you start seeing the colors and you start seeing some green

[06:16:46] You know maybe an arrow start seeing some blue you

[06:16:50] Know it's like it's like

[06:16:52] You add yourself towards this fucking finish line. It's fucking golden

[06:17:01] How did that case feel after the trade up be honest like fucking shit

[06:17:09] Oh no

[06:17:13] That's right. That's right. By regs

[06:17:17] Yes, but I mean let it gets real bad because then there's no more limit from daddy's team, you know

[06:17:25] How about you see listen

[06:17:28] You know you put how many night wishes did you put in?

[06:17:31] Yeah, you put in to what at minimum field tested the minimum

[06:17:42] where minimum where both of my things what yeah they were they were and then the the

[06:17:48] ego print stream was never okay well just off the the night wishes put to win that

[06:17:57] That was a hundred and fifty six dollars.

[06:18:00] Oh my god!

[06:18:03] You're telling him that as he unboxes sea of blues.

[06:18:06] I'm not gonna lie, this is your car bro.

[06:18:10] Yeah this is gonna be cold!

[06:18:12] Last case, last case.

[06:18:16] Go it, go it.

[06:18:17] Ooh, paste there!

[06:18:19] Banana, banana.

[06:18:20] Nice.

[06:18:21] Banana, not bad.

[06:18:22] So you can buy reds, tell me more about this.

[06:18:24] this. Oh god. What's a worse investment? Buying cases or buying rats? Wait, wait, I'm asking

[06:18:33] buy five red reds. What do you think? Yes, 100%. Alright, so honestly speaking, I don't

[06:18:38] even want to have this cross my lips because it will just get you going, but rep trade-ups

[06:18:44] are of course much better than opening cases. Cases have much worse return than trade-ups.

[06:18:51] You can do trade-offs in a somewhat smart way.

[06:18:53] There's people, at some point, trade-offs used to be profitable, Jinxie.

[06:18:57] When it came out, people didn't know the math yet.

[06:19:00] Yes, and there were so many reds for sale, so people just bought it up.

[06:19:03] It was like 120% profit if you did enough of them.

[06:19:07] Now it's a little bit different.

[06:19:08] I think now it's like, what, 80%?

[06:19:10] You get money back, like 80% runabout, but you can edge it with floats and stuff.

[06:19:14] There's a whole math to it.

[06:19:15] Some people, they still are able to do it profitable, but that takes some time.

[06:19:19] But I think now it's like 80%, I think, ish.

[06:19:23] Which is okay, right?

[06:19:24] Like, I don't know.

[06:19:26] So it's a better investment, basically,

[06:19:28] to buy five shitty reds.

[06:19:31] I mean, yes.

[06:19:33] But it can also spiral out really, really quickly

[06:19:36] because you know the cost of one trade up.

[06:19:38] Now imagine you wanna do 10 of these,

[06:19:40] and you're looking at fucking what?

[06:19:41] Fucking $2,000, $3,000 or something.

[06:19:45] Hive mine.

[06:19:46] At least you get 10 gold, right?

[06:19:47] execute order 66 oh okay oh there's one goal one more hide mine execute order

[06:19:57] 66 what red should he do the shittiest reds we can get right or does that make

[06:20:03] the knife shittier that's because you have different case so it's basically

[06:20:08] Jinxie trade-offs work in the way you can only get what you put in you know if

[06:20:12] you put a skin in from the collection which you can they get the carambit from

[06:20:16] Then you can get the crab.

[06:20:18] So I only put in my best rads, right?

[06:20:20] So you can get maybe the best golds, you know?

[06:20:23] Like you had the Dreams Nightmare one, which is good.

[06:20:25] Why don't I put in this, the AWP and the MP9?

[06:20:27] Oh god, oh god.

[06:20:29] Oh no.

[06:20:30] Can I put in the shadow daggers, too?

[06:20:32] No.

[06:20:34] Not yet, maybe not the AWP.

[06:20:40] Wait, so...

[06:20:42] The AWP is a good rad, the MP9 is a good rad.

[06:20:45] so will that bring up the like the chance of me getting a better knife so the

[06:20:50] op you don't want to put in I think it's a pretty decent value skin but MP9

[06:20:54] sun protector it's a decent skin to put in why because you can get the it's

[06:20:57] rings nine of question you can get the butterfly emerald again you know which is

[06:21:00] back to you now on it does that change your opinion oh yeah that does that's

[06:21:04] yeah that almost always be at least when it comes to Gemnives so yeah you

[06:21:10] What W what W do look at the float. Yeah. Yeah, I thought Jinxy this one is insane

[06:21:17] So don't trade it in

[06:21:18] No, absolutely not you keep this one. So I was we divide five reds. I mean

[06:21:24] What if we just spend the rest of tonight's budget on reds?

[06:21:29] What if we buy

[06:21:31] I'm trying to get a generational life right now like hi guys. What is the rest of tonight's budget like $800 $700

[06:21:40] I mean we would get a disgusting knife, right?

[06:21:46] We would get all of our results from the night instantly.

[06:21:52] Guys, I know you're crazy, but hear me out.

[06:21:56] We would get all of the results from the night instantly.

[06:21:59] We spend eight or nine out of the...

[06:22:01] Oh, okay, why are you silent?

[06:22:02] You make me be scared.

[06:22:03] Huh?

[06:22:04] Sorry, I just said I was just chillin'.

[06:22:07] Okay, so, what is the rest of our steam wallet?

[06:22:10] right now right now what do we have you know see what i'm right now let me look

[06:22:15] look i'm gonna spend the rest of our money on it and we edge the fuck out of it and then we

[06:22:20] come back strong in two days if it's shit hey look let me let me let me see what we we got

[06:22:27] hey i checked your chat someone said what have you caused right do we have to hide i'm hiding

[06:22:32] no i mean what do you think about it if you spend five thousand dollars for one gold

[06:22:35] pull out of a case what if I cost you bro what your bro hey what the fuck come on

[06:22:42] yeah oh shit you have six hundred and thirty eight dollars left that's not

[06:22:47] for shredder bro sorry you think we just put all of the six thirty eight into a

[06:22:51] train but what what what which ones no no no no time on time on time on

[06:22:57] Jinxy Jinxy Jinxy a new update just got released you can try out the new

[06:23:01] fucking thing if you want I have the box the glove yet from that maybe you're

[06:23:04] Like it's good. You should buy some new ones. It's called that hand

[06:23:14] No, if you get new

[06:23:28] One of these is like opening five cases because you have five re-rolls, you know

[06:23:34] Profit early on right now the gold's like they're gonna sell it you for like 250 if you get a good one

[06:23:40] Yeah, of course, it's worth it. Really. I love you that teeth. Yes. Ah

[06:23:45] Yeah, I don't know why chat is not feeling it. I mean, I always do the newest shit right because like I don't know

[06:23:50] It's like a new update, but

[06:23:52] Yeah, what do we think trade it up's or do we spend the breath?

[06:23:55] Do we spend the rest of the money on one crazy trade it up or do we spend the rest of money on the new the new shit?

[06:24:02] What do they call it?

[06:24:04] For the same train terminal terminal

[06:24:07] Trade-ups or terminals. I don't like to say how many trade-ups. Can you do it? Yeah, but how many trade-ups?

[06:24:12] Yeah, if you want to do one crazy trade-up or a couple terminals

[06:24:16] I feel like a few trade-ups better than one big one right because you can just get lucky. Yeah. Yeah

[06:24:20] Yeah, but then you could also get lucky I

[06:24:24] Think isn't a meta on it to do like cheap ones like cheap rates like that

[06:24:29] Homer gamma those are like really nice

[06:24:32] Yeah, yeah, so you could probably be to know what's

[06:24:36] Trade-ups or terminals much with a full please vote, please vote with a full

[06:24:42] My stores and fucking euros, but it's like what a night wish is fucking 90 euros

[06:24:48] It's like $400 for one trade-up. Sorry 500

[06:24:53] And then you can say like the rest of the time it is if you want. Yeah, I

[06:24:57] Don't mind that. Okay. Okay, so how does it work with these terminals?

[06:25:00] Like once the gloves have a price by the community like say some of the gloves are worth like a few thousand dollars

[06:25:05] How does it work if you pull a glove out of the terminal is it cheaper like just way cheaper than community price or like?

[06:25:10] Bro, I don't even know myself like it's I think they somewhat adjusted to the steam price because they tried to get the money from the

[06:25:16] First fucking sale they tried to take away the first sale. They had greedy as hell, bro

[06:25:20] Oh, that's why they're doing like this. I see. Yeah, yeah

[06:25:24] And probably because of and I see like with the fucking case edges. I don't know

[06:25:28] the same trade-offs

[06:25:30] 87% of my chats I trade up.

[06:25:36] Yeah, yeah, you should buy one trade up for sure.

[06:25:38] Let's do it. How much? How do you do it?

[06:25:40] Where can we go to buy rents?

[06:25:43] Market, steam market.

[06:25:44] I don't know if I know steam market.

[06:25:46] Steam market.

[06:25:50] Okay.

[06:25:51] The dream of market places, but it takes time.

[06:25:54] Like then you have to wait a little bit.

[06:25:55] Yeah.

[06:25:56] Straight looked.

[06:25:57] So dreams and nightmares is what we want.

[06:25:59] Is what we want dreams and nightmares. What do we want?

[06:26:04] You can slide in a gamma you can slide in a coma. So, um, you can use it for sure by like two night wishes

[06:26:15] Feel tested where one doesn't really matter like it's gonna be fact you know, I would say feel tested to test it

[06:26:22] Let me see how much I think I'm a once

[06:26:24] I mean chat, this is it for the night like after this

[06:26:26] It's just I'm we could do baby like one or two terminals. We have money left over

[06:26:32] Okay, nothing's leaked guys the screen is fine

[06:26:36] I'm hiding as well. Yeah, nothing sure want to buy a

[06:26:40] Roll cage farm us feel tested

[06:26:44] Okay, okay from that you can get the fucking karambit emerald and M9 emerald like that Wow

[06:26:51] Karambit emerald I'll fucking pull my cock out

[06:26:54] that's a green one that's like 9k yeah yeah oh my gosh I imagine that oh my god so so that

[06:27:05] from us field tested is 157 yes only get one of those only get one of those okay so we're

[06:27:15] Two X Nightwish field tested and we're a 1x roll cage. Yes, it's like 350 or something right so then

[06:27:23] Maybe do three night versus problem. I'm not gonna lie night versus a kind of OP because it's like

[06:27:29] Well, yeah, and the last one you can do a coma for M9 sapphire ground with sapphire

[06:27:35] Oh, you're so locked on it. Yes

[06:27:43] It's 3 a.m. For me bro tomorrow made

[06:27:46] My neighbors are the sleeping ride above me, but

[06:27:49] Fucking M9 Sapphire row like you

[06:27:53] Came out of you're like I fuck out of life exactly exactly though

[06:27:57] I was chilling on the couch for hours. I was eating fucking dinner, bro

[06:28:00] It's sipping on a fucking coke zero all of a sudden like my fucking phone pops off like it's world war three like yeah

[06:28:05] Of course big-ass fucking up there. I was like, oh, no

[06:28:08] install done

[06:28:11] Because jinxing jinxing I hope you realize the last update is fucking so long. I swear you summoned the update

[06:28:17] That's what I'm that's what I've been hearing bro. I heard like they update the game like twice a year

[06:28:22] Yeah

[06:28:24] Do it after a week?

[06:28:26] Last one was a coma wait. Can you send me that?

[06:28:39] You'll test it oh my god my adrenaline is already pumping bro. How do you fuck without again?

[06:28:45] This is literally the rest of the wallet for tonight literally

[06:28:49] Todd's green. Yeah, everybody. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah hiding hiding

[06:28:56] for the rest of the night bro this is we might be able to do like one or two

[06:29:03] minimal suspends how much I want there okay all right that's getting like so

[06:29:10] wow 97 fuck wow the night wish yeah the night wish is like 93 of these three

[06:29:17] of them yeah okay I'll wow 300 dollars gone just like that into the night wish

[06:29:24] We need two more only which were the others it was a roll cage in a coma

[06:29:33] Yeah, I'm like a mech to neon right off three emerald butterfly bro. I will suck your cock

[06:29:44] I've traded up to you see to a butterfly fucking sapphire right fucking absolutely

[06:29:48] It was like 10k bro when I opened it.

[06:29:53] How much was the trade at like 500 bucks?

[06:29:56] Yeah, literally. Maybe even less. They were cheaper at the start, you know?

[06:30:01] Bro, it was GG. But I didn't sell it and now it's now dropped to like 7k.

[06:30:06] It dropped $3,000, GG. Because people are doing so many trade-ups, you know?

[06:30:10] You see this one.

[06:30:12] The FAMAS is 157 on it.

[06:30:15] Yeah, we might even have enough for a terminal after this job. I'm not even kidding me. I know you do you do

[06:30:21] You have enough for like three

[06:30:28] So yeah, we'll do this and then like three terminals

[06:30:33] Okay, so I know what was the last one it's a maximum like ten neon rider

[06:30:38] okay

[06:30:39] And just by

[06:30:41] What the 10 gifted W Brett in the chat. This is a chat. This is fucking it

[06:30:54] Matt

[06:30:56] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you by three now. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh

[06:31:03] This is fucking crazy. I didn't know you could do this. This is deadly

[06:31:07] This is yes, it's literally like what 500 a lesson one click. Yeah. Yes

[06:31:15] Well, it's crazy because like some games are like it like a hundred dollars and it's like a conservative extremely expensive game, brother

[06:31:25] CS go is like the most expensive game ever if you make it back

[06:31:31] Yes, I don't think there's any game where you can actually spend more money than CS. I'm not even showing

[06:31:37] Wow

[06:31:40] Yeah, you know and more money

[06:31:42] Thanks, you know my like how much we spent in one night like it was arrow to the tatman

[06:31:49] Nature than I like in one night. We open something on stream. Do you know much we open?

[06:31:57] Look it up because I like it sounds so crazy me was it fucking

[06:32:02] Shit was it

[06:32:04] 200

[06:32:06] How much was it?

[06:32:08] Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[06:32:10] They say like 500K, no.

[06:32:12] How much is 500K, you're all wrong.

[06:32:15] Clutch to 500K.

[06:32:17] How much did you spend the day with you?

[06:32:19] Try to know, try to know, try to know.

[06:32:21] How much did you spend?

[06:32:23] No, that was 20K, that capsules.

[06:32:25] That was 20K, that was 20K.

[06:32:27] But that was...

[06:32:29] Yeah, that was, that was, that 500K.

[06:32:32] That's how crazy the CS community is, bro.

[06:32:34] like we did not like there was a guy who just came to us some rich Russian

[06:32:38] oligarch or something like yo please open these on stream like have some fun

[06:32:43] have some fun bro he sent us all of us what was it like a hundred K to open bro

[06:32:47] I'm not joking his name was megalodon what about bro GG I'm not joking like

[06:32:53] what the fuck you're on second drinks everyone's parents were like freaking out

[06:32:58] like you're gonna get scammed you're gonna get scammed that should see us

[06:33:03] Why are they saying what?

[06:33:07] Why they saying what?

[06:33:22] Yeah, this is it like this is it this is the last to raw

[06:33:26] Oh my god every terminal

[06:33:28] That are if you're ready three if you're not or no one of you ready to if you're not three of your harmony. What's up on this?

[06:33:35] See me

[06:33:37] We need five dollars

[06:33:40] Hello, I'm surely sure like I said it goes there. Oh my god. I went through

[06:33:43] Holy clutch chat one if you're ready to if you're not three if you're confused by the question

[06:33:49] work for the terms

[06:33:51] Purchase please

[06:33:53] Wait, it's not purchasing what's happening? Why is it not purchasing?

[06:34:00] Why is it not purchasing very fresh, maybe it's like gone by

[06:34:07] Wait, do we have enough?

[06:34:10] We could shut up if needed shut up at the end of another red. No, this one is gone another one. Oh, it's gone. It's gone

[06:34:16] this one

[06:34:18] Oh wise is so close value wise gone there's a problem gone again gone again go a little bit more

[06:34:24] expensive like the 105 oh maybe this one gone um 105 gone oh my god what's happening

[06:34:35] what's happening the market like crashing what's going on can't buy anything

[06:34:39] Don't know this can't be right

[06:34:44] Refresh your pressure pressure pressure then get like one that's a dollar more go to bottom bottom bottom bottom bottom bottom bottom

[06:34:50] You can place a biota as well. Yeah, should I just put the biota maybe yeah for your max balance? Maybe I don't know

[06:34:56] But I just you know

[06:35:02] Please please please please please please

[06:35:09] please come on why is it loaded please why what the fuck is happening bro why

[06:35:14] can't I buy the fuck wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait are only options to

[06:35:20] trade up then if it doesn't go through way way way way guys I'm not joking no

[06:35:27] yes what happened it could be the spending limit again that's okay I'm

[06:35:32] I'm not joking.

[06:35:33] No, no, no, no, no.

[06:35:35] Wait, how many do you need, though?

[06:35:36] Just one left?

[06:35:37] We just need one.

[06:35:38] Yeah, just trade up for it.

[06:35:39] We have enough.

[06:35:40] Wait, do you have another one?

[06:35:41] No?

[06:35:42] With the MP9 was low-float.

[06:35:43] No, no, but there's really enough to trade up to.

[06:35:45] So much to trade up to, like, guarantees.

[06:35:47] Do we need 10 pinks for that?

[06:35:49] We need 10.

[06:35:50] I don't think we got 10.

[06:35:51] One million percent we can trade it up to.

[06:35:54] Let's trade it up.

[06:35:55] Let's do it.

[06:35:55] Let's do the old fast one.

[06:35:56] Let's just trade it up.

[06:35:57] OK.

[06:35:59] We have, like, 400 blues.

[06:36:01] What is that?

[06:36:01] That's like 40 purples.

[06:36:03] So we have one, two, three, four.

[06:36:06] New one more.

[06:36:08] 40 pinks.

[06:36:09] Four pinks.

[06:36:11] Yep, sneak close.

[06:36:12] Wait, how many pinks do we need?

[06:36:15] We need one more red, so we need 10 pinks, right?

[06:36:17] Oh my, it's delay.

[06:36:19] There we go.

[06:36:20] There you go.

[06:36:20] Good to go.

[06:36:21] We need 10 pinks.

[06:36:22] How many pinks do we have right now?

[06:36:24] How many pinks do we have right now?

[06:36:26] We have.

[06:36:29] I think there's a mine going below it.

[06:36:30] okay we have one two three no don't you know you're a kid of the guy I think one

[06:36:38] of the rats you can use though um show me the print stream show me the print

[06:36:42] stream what's one of the print streams it's field tested it's field tested

[06:36:47] field tested how much is that right now?

[06:36:50] yeah use it use it fucking 60 bucks okay use it use it use it that's perfect

[06:36:57] oh god oh god oh no

[06:37:08] the drinks only why are you saying oh no I'm scared yeah I know this is

[06:37:16] I've seen people and I've done as well like 10 of these in a day when they were

[06:37:22] cheaper now the expense of itself and I've seen people get like fuck six times

[06:37:27] seven times in a row bro like shadow daggers and to get me let me hide

[06:37:30] yeah I'm gonna bring up the console just nice okay yeah how many turnips

[06:37:37] can we rip after this just to I mean we couldn't even buy a gun off the market

[06:37:44] yeah fuck it fuck it this is it this is the last I fucked up with my math I'm

[06:37:47] Sorry, I look at the wrong prizes.

[06:37:49] No, you're good. You're good. You're good. You're good.

[06:37:50] I want to do this anyway.

[06:37:51] I did this.

[06:37:51] Yeah, this is the end of the stream right here after this.

[06:37:54] This is it.

[06:37:55] Oh, no.

[06:37:55] I was here.

[06:37:57] I'm literally ending like two minutes after this.

[06:38:00] Oh, no.

[06:38:00] But this time you're ending it without a happiness.

[06:38:03] Yes, out of happiness.

[06:38:03] Not out of...

[06:38:04] Yes.

[06:38:05] Come on.

[06:38:05] Yes, this is a great stream.

[06:38:06] OK, chat.

[06:38:07] This is one way.

[06:38:08] OK, you guys can show.

[06:38:09] All right, everyone's ready?

[06:38:12] This is it.

[06:38:12] So just reveal a little bit.

[06:38:14] Here you go.

[06:38:14] Ready up whenever you want.

[06:38:17] Is everybody ready can everybody see I am a little bit scared like there is a new update for the game

[06:38:23] I don't know if it lets you do it. I'm scared of the glitches. I'm not gonna lie

[06:38:26] Whoa, should we just reason I don't know though

[06:38:31] Like there's a new update right now like pop left you see that you have to update your client

[06:38:35] I don't know how it works. It's trade-offs though. You can try maybe on the old one. I don't know

[06:38:39] All the update is they put a good knife into your shit. I don't know I

[06:38:42] I don't know you decide you decide could we restart

[06:38:49] I'm scared

[06:38:54] As you can reach the room that's I'm not okay just restart just restart see your client stop dead

[06:39:04] I bet sorry for edging that shit, but it has to be done

[06:39:09] I didn't even know

[06:39:11] Don't say I was here yet. We're gonna go reset over to go reset over to quick

[06:39:15] Quentin constant is crazy. Well closes the game the old-fashioned way

[06:39:19] I've never seen that

[06:39:22] Yeah, we're not solving this update. We're not selling but we are gonna add you we are gonna add you

[06:39:26] But it's not a good way. This is the knife

[06:39:29] Wait, are they updating your game for the knife?

[06:39:32] Wait, maybe maybe maybe maybe they're giving you the they're giving you it

[06:39:41] I'm nervous, I'm nervous, I'm nervous.

[06:39:46] Okay, alright this is it.

[06:39:48] I have to bring up console guns.

[06:39:54] I'm so fucking scared.

[06:39:56] Hold on.

[06:39:58] Uh, you guys, I have to bring up console guns.

[06:40:02] Hide for me?

[06:40:04] Everyone hide.

[06:40:07] This is it Chad, this is it.

[06:40:10] This is it. This is it. A gold traded up to end the night. A gold traded up to end the night. If you're not gooning start.

[06:40:17] Jinxy, do you know why we're putting once by the way?

[06:40:20] No, no, no.

[06:40:22] Because when you get the knife once it shows on screen, it's gonna show a text, like an error message, and hack us.

[06:40:32] They can fucking align the code and figure out what knife you got just by that fucking message, bro.

[06:40:37] I've gotten my edge ruins before bro because people saw the message and I didn't know about it

[06:40:43] It's full

[06:40:46] That's the

[06:40:49] But I hope I didn't leak anything

[06:40:59] Yep

[06:41:07] this all good okay put up the console ready

[06:41:11] run dudes I'm gonna put up the console check the console

[06:41:15] this could be the greatest moment in my CS for the regular chat or it could be

[06:41:19] horrible could I still get a $20 night from this $20 no $60 50

[06:41:26] yes my god this is very expensive this is over a $500 $500

[06:41:36] I'm just gonna do it and then we get 501 collecting you guys got it. Yeah

[06:41:43] All right, we got it. We got it. Oh my god. No, what is now?

[06:41:47] What do you want me to do exactly on a instruct me please?

[06:41:50] From the bottom to the top until you see red box then from the top to the bottom still is till you see

[06:41:54] But but right box and then you minimize it, you know

[06:41:56] And then you like me yeah, and now from bottom to top till you see the red box and then you minimize the box

[06:42:01] you cut it you know you cut it like a t-shirt so it fits but yeah go slow now

[06:42:06] you're going much better bro your first second edge is already so much better

[06:42:09] than your first

[06:42:11] once you see the box because again you should be scared

[06:42:14] you'll be complete as I'm in here come on yeah wait until box until box until

[06:42:20] box until box until box until box nice stop oh my gosh now may minimize a

[06:42:26] a little bit. Cut it off at the bottom a little bit, you know what I'm saying?

[06:42:33] Nice, until the red box. Until the red box. Until I see the red box.

[06:42:41] And... slow, slow, slow. Yeah, yeah, oh my god, oh my god.

[06:42:45] Okay, Jamesy, I want you to go slow on this one, please though, alright?

[06:42:48] Because the last time, you were like going a little bit fast,

[06:42:51] but which is fine, it was your first time. But, now we need to lock in, bro.

[06:42:54] now we need to go actually slow because every single pixel you can reveal this

[06:42:59] the knife type and every second time you go down you can reveal what knife it is

[06:43:06] for that type like it could be emerald or it could be ultraviolet which is

[06:43:10] nothing you know like we need to guess so we need to know what this to be long

[06:43:15] we don't want to see the tip immediately right absolutely not then you're

[06:43:19] chopped ready yes let's slowly the way knife is it's the highest all right

[06:43:25] we're really slow please as slow as you can I'm not joking I street we don't

[06:43:30] go to see you so I'm going really so perfect no tip

[06:43:35] oh what does that mean oh no what does that mean oh they talked to me man what

[06:43:45] What does that mean?

[06:43:47] I can't say anything.

[06:43:49] Oh god.

[06:43:50] Try to click X.

[06:43:51] No!

[06:43:52] I mean, I don't know.

[06:43:53] We'll give you a sign.

[06:43:55] You can guess what it is, James.

[06:43:57] I mean, ahhh.

[06:43:59] Oh my, oh my god.

[06:44:01] Oh my god.

[06:44:03] Get a gun.

[06:44:05] Oh my god.

[06:44:07] Oh my god.

[06:44:09] Wow, that's the worst knife I could've got already.

[06:44:13] That was 500 fucking dollars

[06:44:18] Not bad I mean

[06:44:23] It could have been worse man, I could have been working the bug like again. It literally couldn't have been worse. This was the worst case scenario

[06:44:32] Bro what is your luck?

[06:44:35] It's disgusting. I'm about to just trade in these fucking knives

[06:44:38] You can't God. I wish you fucking good. That's factory new, right?

[06:44:46] Who's that? Come on, not feel tested, please

[06:44:51] Okay, what are we talking about guys? Okay, first number first number

[06:44:56] six

[06:44:59] No way, bro

[06:45:08] $500 on a trade-up and got a $60

[06:45:15] $68 and you like how it looks though?

[06:45:18] I actually hate how it looks. I'm glad someone asked. I actually despise it. This looks like shit

[06:45:23] But my knife collection is already donkey-doodle fucking shit

[06:45:28] And this is somehow worse than all of it. I like the butt plugs more than this at least I can fucking use them

[06:45:34] Yeah, so Jinxie you just scored 60 yep 68 dollars and 37 cents

[06:45:42] I do have to say the one thing right now

[06:45:45] at the end of the day this could be a good thing I'm sorry to say this to you as a

[06:45:49] friend but I'm just thinking as well about like the people watching right now

[06:45:53] because if you would have gotten like an 8000 dollar knife right now bro yo some

[06:45:57] of the yo some of y'all I know that you would have got a trader right now and

[06:46:00] And this is the reality bro that you do get fucked like that. You know what I mean?

[06:46:05] Like I don't know you're right now the guinea pig for that, but oh

[06:46:08] Man, bro. Oh, what are the profits and losses right now Tony? Oh, you're dying. Let me tell Lone. Only he's hiding something from you, honey

[06:46:17] No, we we talked about this. We talked about off-stream cases

[06:46:23] At 1

[06:46:25] 28 a.m

[06:46:27] This guy was playing Rainbow Six Siege and had the urge to open a case

[06:46:35] Jinxie I didn't know I didn't open one

[06:46:38] I thought about it though. If I open it all stream. Yeah, I know. I know. I'm sorry jinxie

[06:46:44] I only know of one streamer that does that I swear other people they can control themselves. Okay, we'll do it on stream blah blah blah

[06:46:52] Yeah, that is absolutely crazy, bro

[06:46:55] That is crazy. Hi guys

[06:46:57] Yeah, I'm oh, no, I'm a failure. Hi guys before we get off

[06:47:02] What is my total invested into this game and what what is my inventory worth right now?

[06:47:06] I believe I've invested seven grand correct. Yes. Yes

[06:47:12] seven seven thousand dollars

[06:47:14] your inventory

[06:47:18] Um

[06:47:20] There's a what is there a way I can see that I mean just think about what we have that's valuable and we're not gonna self lose

[06:47:27] uh... we have a bowie knife

[06:47:29] uh...

[06:47:30] but plugs

[06:47:32] and then we have a dog shit gold knife right here

[06:47:35] the falchion lore

[06:47:37] and yeah and then we have the three hundred fifty dollar ak which actually our best skin

[06:47:41] so we have a three hundred fifty dollar skin, a hundred and thirteen dollar skin

[06:47:45] uh...

[06:47:46] and then like call it

[06:47:49] like seven

[06:47:50] call it seven hundred dollars and then we're done

[06:47:53] yeah seven hundred seven fifty dollars and so we are

[06:47:56] invested seven grand

[06:47:58] seven dollars inventory

[06:48:00] so we're down six thousand three hundred dollars

[06:48:02] chat that is the reality of CS

[06:48:04] right there

[06:48:06] go to inventory and solve my quality again

[06:48:08] when you see your best unboxers

[06:48:10] i just want to see it like this what 7k gave me

[06:48:12] like go everything everything on the left

[06:48:14] everything everything top left

[06:48:16] suck boom

[06:48:18] oh my

[06:48:20] this is what seven grand got me

[06:48:22] maybe if you had a lot of reds

[06:48:24] traded them up. Also you have a lot of purples and blues so I'm not gonna lie you have a

[06:48:30] lot of trade up. This is what $7,000 got me on CSChat never spent a dollar on this fucking

[06:48:39] game. Just watch me lose money though this is a joke. Bye tomorrow. No we're not back

[06:48:47] tomorrow I'll play tomorrow I'm not fucking ripping shit tomorrow it's that

[06:48:51] don't even ask all right bro I'm off boys like that I'm actually off like I'm

[06:48:57] gonna go sit in my bed oh yeah I don't open some cases apparently if they get

[06:49:03] an opening case of stream huh you see you woke up what was the first thing you

[06:49:08] thought about cases yeah it wasn't case I was like oh today's case day because I

[06:49:15] I didn't open cases yesterday and I get I get too cake and I so yeah, I did think about

[06:49:21] All right guys, I'll see y'all boys soon man. All right. Love y'all. All right guys

[06:49:37] Guys, um

[06:49:39] I said before and I'll say it again, bro

[06:49:41] You sit there and you look at the CS cases and the ROI on some of these things is fucking 4%

[06:49:48] like chat

[06:49:49] It's later. I don't even think you can classify it says gambling because you literally can't even win

[06:49:55] You can't win like there's no way you can even win if I bet on a sports book

[06:50:00] You know, it's still a scam, but at least I could win. This is like

[06:50:04] literally just

[06:50:05] Love of the game like crying

[06:50:08] This is just crying

[06:50:10] I mean, John, I can, but I didn't know he's going to sleep.

[06:50:14] Guys, who should we rate?

[06:50:20] Or should we rate?

[06:50:21] You literally can't win.

[06:50:23] If you open 1,000 cases in CS, I would say there's a 99% chance you lose.

[06:50:30] 99% chance you lose money.

[06:50:32] I'm not even kidding.

[06:50:33] If you open 100 cases in CS, I would say there's a 99% chance you lose money.

[06:50:37] lose money it might even be more than that so don't open cases watch me open

[06:50:43] cases if you want to watch me lose money who of you like cases but yeah not an

[06:50:48] episode chance to lose money all right Chad who's to be brave

[06:50:51] queso guys please don't tell him about my case addiction now please don't tell

[06:51:00] I don't know about my case addiction, guys.

[06:51:07] Okay.

[06:51:09] He already know, y'all told him?

[06:51:11] Why?

[06:51:14] Guys, that's like embarrassing, bro.

[06:51:16] All right, guys, go rate the case though.

[06:51:18] But sand love, positivity, go drop a follow.

[06:51:21] Chat, I mean, damn near a seven hour stream, boys.

[06:51:24] Guys, remember on Friday, we're watching Donk.

[06:51:28] All right, boys, Friday, we got the perms.

[06:51:30] Shout out ESL, shout out Hive Mind.

[06:51:33] Chat on Friday, we're watching dog, all right?

[06:51:35] I'm gonna go and chat, love y'all, go Radek.

[06:51:36] So my brother also.

[06:51:38] All right chat, peace out, peace out, peace out.

[06:51:40] Friday, we're watching dog, all right?

[06:51:42] Peace.