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What is being chat I literally out I'll explain chat don't complain about class yet trust me
The the people are playing chaotic now, but you haven't pulled up or no do you have a lot or no?
Yeah, don't worry. I'm gonna explain so let me explain
acts I mean bro y'all know we have a stream clash in like three weeks
this morning
Ken texted me at like eight in the fucking morning and said
Where's it at? Where's it at? This is where I played Ken. Now. I actually beat Ken, but I just lagged
There is this mode in this game called chaotic, which is literally everything. I've been telling them to do for years
It is fucking peak like trust me. Just let me play. It's cinema. I
I promise. I was playing my brother in the car ride for my grandparents' house.
Shout out to my grandparents' house today.
Look at how I lost. This is me against my brother.
Look at how I lost. Jack, just trust me, this mode is set enough.
Look at how I lost. So I'm winning, I'm winning.
This is against my brother. My brother's like ultimate champ player.
I'm winning. I get some crazy comeback.
30 second slap, right? 30 second slap. 400 HP.
Look at me, what's that? Look at what I do!
Giant graveyard, the classic...
Look at my graveyard.
By the way, he just spawned three wizards.
Like this mode is insane.
Look what my graveyard does.
It's spawning in...
Skeleton dragons and wall breakers!
So then...
We get to overtime, right? I'm like, okay, we've watched up overtime.
Watch how my brother beat me.
Watch this shit!
Keep watching, keep watching.
Look at what I'm trying to do.
I told you this mode is peak, bro.
This is not like normal clash.
So I'm winning.
Chat, wait for it, wait for it.
Right here we get our cards in a second.
I want to explain.
Okay.
So, right here.
Um, right here.
Wait, where's it at? Where's it at?
where's he at it's coming up it's coming up right here right here all right so
wait I defend that if I miss hold up okay watch this besides us okay we're in
the car right back for my grandparents house in my brother verbally says I won
I just got the best card of the game and I'm like what the fuck is that
That's supposed to mean.
I see a minor coming out of my tower.
I don't think anything of it.
I don't think anything of it.
I see a minor coming out of my tower.
Right here I start screaming at the top of my lungs.
And yeah, I'm lost.
Like I'm telling you this mode is fucking cinnamon!
This is like the best thing they've done in nine years.
This might be the best thing they've ever did ever.
Like if you have not played this,
play this with your friends, literally.
But yeah, Ken showed me this.
Ken showed me this this morning.
But before that, hi guys,
do you have the bracket or no?
Is it chopped?
Fuck, bro.
Okay, so chat.
Oh, you do, you do.
Now chat, watch this.
So this morning, I realized Clix isn't playing in the tournament.
He texted me and said, he's playing a Fortnite solo victory cup thing.
So Clix is not playing.
Clix's replacement is going to be Rakai.
So what does this mean?
We have to completely restructure these teams.
Why?
If I put Rekai in a team with Loos and Silky,
they're literally gonna lose in the first round.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Let me make sure my UTG's working.
So,
we need to make a whole new bracket.
I just texted Rekai, he said he's 100% locked to black.
So, Rekai gonna be taking clicks place.
Now, I mean I could just put it in with,
Nah, that scheme is just gonna get first round.
I have to put Rekai.
I have an idea.
I have a pretty good idea.
Okay, let me cook here, chat for a second.
Let me cook.
So wait, is it working?
Is the YouTube stream working or no?
Is the YouTube stream working or no?
No, wait, what?
Read to the bracket on your end
and I'll save it and put it on my account.
Oh smart smart so what do we have to do chat wait I have to fix no I don't this is so
cooked clicks was one of the best players that turn it clicks not playing all right let
me cook because we're gonna we're gonna keep all the teams the same just let me cook
Let me cook.
All right, team one, Squishy.
This is important.
This tournament is literally tomorrow.
Tomorrow at sit.
Hold on a minute, we can start at 5.30 though.
All right, boom, team one.
Squishy, Zoink, Riley.
This team, I said solid.
Squishy, Zoink, Riley.
This team is grossly underrated.
Grossly underrated.
Potential favorites to win the tournament,
in my opinion.
teammate Bruce
Come from Aiden um if this team wins I
Mean there's potential here. I think all of them have played seeds before I
Surely know I think come on played them for the first time the other day that seems gonna be interesting
Now this team right here. This team might carry the tournament. We don't know. We don't know we have to see next up our key
Yugi and Jason. I notice team is friends. I notice team has good cam. This team is
gonna be very fun to watch. It's all good right now. It's all good. Now Ron, Lacey,
Marlin. This team. This team is really good. Now Marlin is gonna be nerfing the
fuck out of his team. Marlin is gonna be like attaching... Marlin is gonna be
like attack a tactic a fucking anchor to a ship and then lighting the ship on
fire I know Marlin's gonna be terrible because one Marlin is naturally bad at
video games to he's never played so it's like a double fucking way I mean like
some people have never played seeds but it's like oh they were like really good
at cotton Martin's just yes that's gonna be asleep but Ron is one of the
best players in the tournament Ron unbiasedly might be the best player
Who's team should we put Rekai on is the question?
Oh man! Who's team should we put Rekai on is the question?
Now, wait a minute. I got an idea.
Ging, Stedgie, and XQC.
Chat, what if I put Rekai on a team with XQC? How do you think that would go?
Chad, we're not kicking Rekai, guys.
Guys, we're not kicking Rekai.
Chad, what if I put a Rekai on a T-button XQC?
OK, let me think.
See, I have a better idea.
We should put Rekai with agent and phantom,
and then move Ray, because Ray's
one of the best players in the tournament as well.
That's a good idea.
OK, I got it.
I got a better idea of chat.
Jinz, Deadji, XQC.
Bro, I saw XQC complaining about his team.
XQC is one of the better teams now.
Now, Tim, are any of these teams,
because the most important thing is balancing the teams.
That's my responsibility.
Are any of these teams unbalanced in your opinion?
What do you mean by that?
Too weak or too strong?
Okay, Agent Phantathem Rakhai.
Agent is also one of the best players in the tournament.
Agent is one of the best players in the tournament.
Agent Phantathem Rakhai, then we put,
cause Rey's really good.
So we put Rey with Lose and Silky.
Oh my God, this is a perfect chat.
Chat, I fear I've cooked again.
Are any of these teams you see here
Overly powered.
Sketch, Sina, Joe is a sleeper team.
I think Sketch is like level 100,
but I don't know how to explain him.
He's like level 100 in Siege,
but he just runs outside and runs in circle with Mazi.
I don't know.
So he like could be good if he tried,
but I'm pretty sure every time Sketch plays Siege,
he's just high as fuck, like every time.
So I don't know.
And I'm pretty sure Joe gets high too.
So that team might just be baked.
Are any teams, okay, these are 100% locked.
The teams for tomorrow, 100%.
So we're gonna play KSI and FIFA.
We're gonna whip that ass after we fucking shit on KSI.
We're segwaying right into this tournament.
It's gonna be set up.
Are any of these teams overpowered?
And if this seems overbarred, Squishy's team, Squishy's only grabbing, okay, Squishy's only
grabbing.
So it's never played Siege, I fear you're correct.
Fate of the universe on the line, Martians have the death being pointed at earth,
You got one shot.
I want it.
I want it.
This team's winning.
I'm going to be honest, Squishy, natural gamer, global elite, SSL and Rocket League,
Zoink, greatest Geometry Dash player of all time, Riley, top tier professional class
round player.
I mean, and Riley said he was training.
I don't know if Zoink's trained.
Squishy's probably going to be the best player in the tournament besides maybe
Ron or maybe agent.
Agent's good.
Agent's good.
Um, but yeah, I guess every tournament has to have a favorite chat.
Like it's not like any of these guys have even unlocked ranked.
See, the thing is Squishy, Zoink and Rowdy are probably lower levels than a lot of people.
Do you know what I mean?
Do you know what they fucking mean?
But I might lock this in.
These are the teams for tomorrow.
We might have to move around the bracket because, you know,
someone's going to be fucking late.
Someone's going to be late, whatever.
But these are the teams.
Locked.
Locked. Locked. Locked. Locked.
Locked. Locked. Locked.
Lacey, Ron, SOP, I disagree.
Ron is one of the best players in the tournament.
I don't know if Lacey's ever played Siege.
And...
I don't know. I don't know.
I think we're good. I think we're good.
I think we're fair. Clicks is on the bracket still. No, he's not.
I think this is love. All right, chat. Now, ladies and gentlemen,
it is time. Could this maybe be the return of Clash? I mean, maybe the greatest update
in Clash Royale history happened today. What in the world is this?
this mode right here called chaos literally it is exactly the name um I'm
just gonna go into a battle I'm not even gonna explain anything I haven't fully
understand this mode but I played a couple of games all stream this is the
most fun I've ever had in my entire life on this game undeniably the most
fun to ever have let's start a fireball so first off what I'm gonna do is I'm
I'm going to keep playing and I'm going to switch my deck after every game first game. We're going to rock a giant graveyard
Now it doesn't have all the cards in the game, but you'll see how the mode works. Let's just go in. This is
The best mode they've ever released
Here we go giant snowball practically glacial 300 percent
Slowdown duration. Let's do this one. Let's do this one
Okay, so what does that even mean?
300% slowdown. Wait, the berserker has a super ability!
Oh dude, I think one of my clan mates is watching. Alright, let's see what the snowball does.
What does the snowball do?
I don't see much of a difference.
Oh, wait, it hit. Oh my god.
Wait, that is broken. What?!
Bro, you'll notice the towers have a bunch of HP as well.
I'm gonna go graveyard to mess with the Hunter here.
Snowball wait the snowball wait he has a barbarian hut. I'm pretty sure that barbarian has one to leave barbarians if I'm not mistaken
I'm like 99.9 percent served
Yo, he has a dark outland
Fireball mirrored fireball brighter than the Sun
Yeah, yeah, hell yeah, I'm here fireball
Wait, does that mean oh it does both towers I thought it was gonna go boom then boom
Boom. Bro chat, I'm pretty sure the dark goblin,
I'm not kidding when I say this, shoot sparky blast.
What just happened to my, what was this goblin for?
What was that?
What was that?
Giant gray guard.
I have snowball, bro this snowball is actually so overpowered.
Six seconds slow down by the way.
Why is there a suspicious bush?
What is happening?
Really good fireball.
Only value!
Only value!
Damage, damage, damage, damage.
Okay.
I'm not losing a s-
What?
Scallop rate, good times.
Spawn, Evo, Scallies.
Wait...
What?
That's gonna destroy his entire push!
The witch is gonna sp-
Oh, my! What? What is that? What the fuck? Don't say you swear to God.
Say you swear to God! He has a magnanimous heart! Say you swear to God!
This is undeniably the greatest mode in Glad's Royale history!
I don't even know if I'm winning or losing. I think I'm winning, but I also think this caliber is going to be gigantic.
So for the rest of the game my witch spawns you go skeletonies. That is busted
Snowball out snowball out
Nice we got to defend this we got to defend this
Come on witch come on witch come on witch come on witch come on berserker. I think I lost. Yep. I think I lost
Graveyard spawning random skeleton troops
Electro spirit, glorious zaps, zaps all units.
We need defense right now, I'm sorry.
We need defense right now. We need this right now.
We don't have any other option. We need this right here right now.
I'm gonna lose, I'm gonna lose, I'm gonna lose, I'm gonna lose.
I'm gonna lose! No! Please get the mega knight off of my testicles!
Preserve, constrain me, mommy! Or not, oh my god.
Give me the Barbarian Hut at my deck right now.
No, no, no.
Jack, we're going to use every card in this mode.
I think there's only like 30, which means we're going to delete this whole deck and
use the Barbarian Hut now.
We're going to make it a Barbarian Hut deck.
We're not allowed to use the same card more than once, okay?
So let's go Log, Bush, whatever.
Rage, Knight, Tombstone could be Cinema?
I wanna use my Perionut though.
Guys, I, wait, Mega Knight?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guys, I'm gonna steal my last guy's deck.
Wait, what if I just steal his deck?
Could I just steal his deck?
Could I just, yes I could.
Wait, no I can't, it won't let me paste it.
Now this mode is Cinema!
This is what I've been telling him to do.
I don't know why I've done more stuff like this.
All right, we'll go Goblin Mulsher and Zappies.
All right, Chad, here's my next deck.
I know this deck looks chopped, but bro,
you saw the last game, the guy had a mega knight hut.
Like none of it means anything.
This is the first like barbarian hut.
Wait, what is this?
Best of both barbs, 100% spawn rate, knight.
I want us to use my knight
so I can save my barbarian hut card for the mega knight hut.
Brother, give me the mega knight hut now!
Okay, gobbledo motocer.
What, what, what, what, what?
All right, this is actually...
What am I supposed to do?
Wait, he just went gold in the back.
This guy's the idiot.
This guy's the idiot.
There's no way he can rage, rage, rage, rage, rage,
get rid of the skeletons.
Yes!
That rage was so smart,
I guess now the mega knight's on the tower next tower!
That was the smartest rage I could have ever did.
I put my Barbarian hunt one tower too high.
It's okay.
Let's go zap and sit in the back.
Let's go knight up top.
Everybody just lock in.
Demolisher low.
Wait, no, no, no, that's gonna.
Goblin Demolisher, skipping bombs like stones.
Super rage.
Just superhero stuff.
What does that mean?
Superhero stuff I
Don't want to use it yet. I don't want to use it yet. I don't want to use it yet
Chow, what do you think that even means a
Superhero rage
We should probably find out
Is he gooning that looks faster than normal why does soon so into spot wall breakers
brother brother brother what what is this okay I did a reset big dude I don't
know what to do I think spawners are broken no no no not this guy remember
mega night ultra mega power jump I'm horny what does this even mean what is
Steven me I got a rage him I got a rage him I got a rage him rage it up white
what's happening what's that why is this what's happening what's happening
What's happening? What's happening? What is that? What's happening? What the f**k?
What did I do wrong? Why is everything just thawed or not thawed? What is that called? Binds? Why is everything just fine?
Look at my mega knight! Look at my mega knight! Look at my mega knight! Look at my mega knight!
Look at my mega knight! I gotta get this one on tower. He's just going. Look at him!
Look at him! Look at him! Go mega knight! Go mega knight! Go mega knight! Wait!
Okay, I can still win. Suspicious bush. Always look in the bush. Two bush goblins.
What does this mean? I don't know. The numbers, Mason!
I need to get a mega knight down to protect my tower and I need to...
Wait, look at the ditties! Diddy! What? What's happening? I don't know what's going on!
I don't know what's going on! I'm not gonna dis mode!
I'm so bad at this!
Dude, even though I'm losing, this is absolutely fun. And you wanna know something?
It's free. It's not pay to win. There's no heroes. They're no evos Supercell DC. Do you see what works?
When you don't care about money
This mode is just peak. Okay. What should I add chat? What should I add?
What should I add dark Goggins? I'm pretty sure dark Goggins
Shoot sparkies. I'm pretty sure dark Goggins shoot sparkies. What should I add? What's it?
anything I should have broke any of the vines whatever that guy did to my
Megan I had to recreate that okay maybe Fisherman I want to keep the
Megan I I want to keep the Megan I maybe a goblin hot no no I want to keep
the barbarian hot do it it's happy to me maybe a mortar maybe around
delivery delivery could be insane really good defense too instead of
Let's go, let's go.
Exy.
Guys, RVVVD, here's my next dick.
Shout it out, Ken.
Bro, I would have never even known this mode existed if Ken didn't tell me this morning.
Best of both parts.
Boomer rang the log?
What does that even mean?
boomerang the log what the fiddlesticks show what does this mean let's see
boomerang the log okay that is okay what is that inferno tower by him why
Why would he... why would Sun... why would Sun use an Inferno Tower in this mode?
Way it might have a crazy ability.
Bro, I want to use all the cards today so I can like figure out the actual abilities.
Can we get on CS in like 30 minutes?
Probably 30, 40 minutes.
I actually love this mode.
Royal Delivery.
power jump royal delivery place anywhere what do you mean by oh my god
royal delivery place anywhere yep I can just do this and then do this okay the
so that he's busted as always.
Bro, okay, I need to get a win.
I'm owned too right now.
His baby dragon is shooting fireballs.
Okay, let me log the witch.
I gotta wait till it comes up
because I get the full boomerang value.
Maximum log value.
Look at the boomerang, the boomerang.
Wait, and then mega knight, mega power jump,
infinite jump range
Trout nice nice, okay, Megan Edd plus Dark Goggins. How do you defend this? Let me see
We would have we would have a Megan I did not find the inferno what was that oh
I forgot the baby dragon sheeps fireballs
How do I always lose? How do I always lose in this fucking mode? Wait, I'm not
out yet. All right, we need to make the most out of this mega knight because bro
this mega knight has infinite jump.
I just came in my pants. Yeah, this is the greatest mode they've ever did. Why
do they have to be so incompetent? Like these modes are so peak.
Bro, this is so fucking peak.
This is 99 times better than Clash.
Wait, wait, wait, okay.
Hook me, baby, one more time.
Tornado axe.
Infinite hook range.
No, tornado axe.
Tornado axe, that sounds peak!
Oh no, I messed up my- oh no.
Wait, that graveyard's not a good sign.
What is that?
What is that graveyard?
What is that graveyard?
Oh no, that's the one I put down earlier.
What is that?
kill the graveyard. Am I actually going to lose? Fisherman saved me! Okay, listen, listen,
listen. We have an executioner that does a tornado pull. There's no way we loo-
I keep forgetting that. Alright, I'm going to freeze this. I'm going to freeze this because
I don't want it to- road delivery on all of this? Dark Goblin on all of this? Probably
after all. Bro the graveyard is so broken! What is that graveyard? I don't know how I
can win. I don't know how I can win. I have to predict the inferno tower over the middle.
Oh my god. Can I find it? Is it disabled? No, it doesn't. I don't know what to do.
I can't win in this mode. He's gonna graveyard and it's over. Wait!
Goblin sparky darts say you swear he's gonna graveyard isn't he don't let him
graveyard I have to keep spamming him the dark goblin shooting sparkies the
dark goblin no no don't bring out not like that now I can't win I can't win
This mode
Chad I'm Owen three my god
All right, let me get the inferno tower. We're going a whole different deck
Expo Pekka
Inferno tower we're bringing out everything rocket. We look at the rocket up in me possibly be and
Then I'm gonna get a bunch of cheap spirits so I can cycle
Spirit, spirit, spirit. Okay, now I'm cooking. I fear I've cooked. I fear I've cooked.
Alright, there's no way I lose with this. Let's see what the abilities are. There's no way.
There's legitimately no way. Legitimately no way.
Alright, Giant Snowball. 300% slow duration.
I'd rather have this throughout the course of the game if I'm using an X-Po deck.
Alright, we're gonna start off with an Expo.
What?
Okay.
Wait, the vines?
Kind of a bad dark goblin.
Wait, wait, back, back to heart!
That's good damage, boys!
I'm gonna go back to the back.
Bruh, I sort of put my Pekka into the Barbarian Hut.
What am I thinking?
Alright, come on, give me the next card.
Give me the next card.
I'm actually gonna lock in now.
X mode because why not oh my god this guy's playing like a cringelord this
guy's playing like a cringelord the only way to beat this guy is probably gonna
be rock and cycle look at how he's playing
piercing attacks
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
so I can shoot an expo through
I'm literally about to calm in my pants
I can shoot an expo through how many units again?
I sorted it to defend this first
I'm just I'm just gonna defend in the monitor
why are the wall bakeers coming down
piercing expo
Let me know how you defend a piercing expo. I'm actually curious.
I should have played it defensively.
Great snowball from the kid.
Wait, I should have put the piercing expo on the left!
Knight spawn mega knight.
Electro spirit chains lightning.
Wait, what?
Say you swear to God.
Piercing Expo.
How do you defend?
How do you defend?
Expo?
Expo?
Expo?
Expo?
Expo?
Expo?
Expo?
Why did he miss the dark gap in a thousand times?
So does his vines last for the rest of the game?
I'm actually curious.
Does his vines last for the rest of the game?
I don't understand this vine shit!
How can I win?
I need to get a rocket card.
what is happening oh my god give me a rocket car please stun attack blizzard
attack I need that I need that I need that I need that I need that I need that
I need that I need that I need to defend I have to defend her I'm just gonna
lose wait that ice spirit's gonna be really close that blizzard attack all
Our only way of winning is gonna be rocket cycle boys. There is no other way
High spirit help ice me
All right
Vines is the best card in the game
Tell me why he has
You're not good
Why can I not win in this God forsaken mode?
You know what? Give me all the spottos. No, I know the method. Oh, I know the method now.
Now I know the method. Now I know the method. Don't you worry. Now I know the method. Am
Am I actually not going to win?
Expo, 50% range?
Wait.
What.
Oh-room.
Oh-room, oh-room, oh-room, oh-room, oh-room.
No, no, no.
Wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
50% range.
I can't hit his päfeito.
I can hit his tower from here
Yeah, this is the only good thing they've ever done in their life I
Can see these two shut up the back
Bro the princess are gonna be annoying. I have to like how do I even get these things?
No, I'm just playing like a son. This is how you play you have to play us check
Rocket, party on goblin, goblin party rocket?
Does that mean what I think it means?
Is this gonna spawn a goblin?
Why is it, look at the radius.
Look at the radius on this thing.
I'm just gonna let all that go.
Buddy, do me a favor, defend this one.
Defend this one, buddy.
Only one drop!
How does he have to
What
Look, I
Swear to God everybody just gets the good card. That's I'm not
Berserker charge attack. Oh, what is this?
Berserker Charge Attack. Wait, does the rocket actually reach that way? Okay, that's kind of good.
Which app? Berserker Charge Attack. Let's check it out. The Berserker is going to send it to the boss
bandit! Bro, I want to get one X-Bow to lock from back here. I'll be so sexually aroused.
I'll be so sexually aroused.
Oh my god, the expo, the expo, the expo, the expo, the expo, the expo!
Party Rockets in the house tonight.
Look at the expo!
Look at the expo!
It's beautiful!
It's beautiful!
If you don't know...
No! Oh my god, come on.
Wait, what's happening to my chat?
What happened to my chat?
What?
Wait, what? How did I lose my tower?
Expo, expo, expo, go, go, go, go, go, expo, go, berserker!
Berserker, yes!
We're not out yet!
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Berserker at the back, got it up in the middle.
So many gotten girls, what is happening?
Tombstone, all afternoon, spam spawners.
Spam spawners and we win.
Spam spawners and we win.
Berserker, chart.
Spam spawners and we win.
Yo, what is this endless vine shit?
This isn't even fun.
endlessly vines. What is this? What is that? It's just endless vines. How is that balance?
Yep. I'm not playing this. Vines is ruining this mode. Literally. I'm just gonna be vines
Thanks for the rest of the game.
Pekka...
Deploy...
Anywhere?
Wait.
We have one hope.
We have one hope.
No fucking way.
It's a minor.
It's a minor.
It's a b-
It wasn't enough.
Because he has a dark goblin shooting sparkies!
It wasn't enough!
It wasn't enough!
it wasn't did the dark goblin just
chat am I high on weed or did the dark goblin just all right y'all build a deck
I don't know what to do y'all build a deck I don't know what to do I don't know
what to do what do I do what do I do what what the fuck do I do what do I do
What do I give you up? Oh wait, you're right. Just fights. Oh my god, you're right. It's just fine
now, okay
Let's try a bunch of shit. We haven't tried yet. I was gonna try cards. We haven't tried
Ice wizard musketeer princess a mixer go them holy chud
Goblin drill why not mortar why not
Let's just say I have a bunch of shit we haven't tried yet, come on.
I still haven't won a game by the way.
My god!
Alright, let's lock it.
200% hit speed?
Wait, what?
Musketeer's spread shot, dude.
That's like Shelley from Brawl Stars.
Mortar?
What is he doing?
Why is he doing that?
I'm really concerned.
Why is he doing that?
There has to be a long-term reason for why he's doing that.
He definitely has a plan.
I'm literally terrified for the mortar to actually shoot so fast.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Vines this?
For the mortar shooting so fast.
Oh my god.
That's good damage.
OK, this could be our first ever win on chaos.
What is he doing?
What is this guy?
I don't like this. I don't like the fact that he's going right for my king tower.
Elixir, golem. Get Elixir, wing defeated? Wait, what? That doesn't sound fair at all.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. Get Elixir.
So I gain Elixir from this?
What how is he gonna defend how's he gonna defend?
Binds this oh my god, I'm actually getting elixir from that. I'm actually getting elixir from that
Look at the mortar!
Wait you spammed down elixir gold rooms. I'll just get endless elixir
Okay, Alexa Goldham is like the shoddiest way you could buy furnace.
Furnace doesn't move.
Wait.
So I can put a furnace here and infinitely.
Oh my God.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Look at the furnace.
Wait, he's not spawning spirits though.
Why is he not spawning spirits?
They chatted me.
They chatted me.
That was so chattity of them.
Wait, maybe I can treat him like a Tesla.
I might have finally got a win, boys.
I might have finally got a win!
What is that, Inferno Tower?
For a second, I thought that Inferno Tower was going to lock onto my tower.
Yeah, this mode is peak.
Princess.
Aeros attack?
What?
So she shoots arrows?
Let's princess the bridge, why not?
Oh my god, look at me arrow shooting!
There we go, we've finally fucking won!
Oh my god, that was a grind and a half, boys!
Oh my god, okay, let's build another one.
Chad, what cartoon are you using that I haven't used yet?
What cartoon are you using that I haven't used yet?
What the fuck is this? Snip it?
Chad, any cards I should use that I haven't used?
Gold them? Rascals? Double gold them? RG? Bro, let's just use a deck with all the big
boys. Let's just use a deck with all the fucking big boys, shall we? And then maybe
we could sneak in vines. Let's just use a deck with all the big boys. And then maybe
Maybe we could slip in...
Maybe we could slip in...
This.
Let's use a deck with all the big boys.
Alright man, 6.1 Average Elixir Costs, chatter.
Which, 100% Spawn Speed.
Hmm.
Probably this.
Vines. Where's the radius on that? That looks the same, no?
Doesn't that look the same?
Ooga booga!
Yeah, so what's this? Alright, let's just throw down a golem. Let's see what that...
Glad we didn't throw down a golem. How is he already back to another bush?
Also, what is this like infinite Vines cycle
Michael Bullshit. Yo, look at this bush. Defend this buddy! Defend this!
Yeah, I want to get the infinite vines thing that everybody has. How is this going to get already back to another bush? What's happening?
Vines plus one suspicious bush. Goblin giant. Spawn a giant goblin?
Okay, I'm going to take a lot of damage here.
Wait, spawn a giant goblin.
He's fucking him in the ass!
He's fucking him in the ass!
Oh my god.
Look at how much damage that just did.
Look at him.
600 a pop.
How did he get a crazy mega knight?
Crazy mega knight.
I have to like eat the dark goblin damage and then drop. What is the dark goblin do?
All right defend this buddy
Wait, is that gonna he missed the mega night this guy just sold to get
Double golem on defeat. No, give me the pack up. Give me the pack up. Give me the pack to deploy anywhere
We're gonna sack this tower
Defend this, bro.
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
That is broken!
Oh, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do.
God, please, I need help!
I don't know who's spinning, I don't know who's spinning, I don't know who's spinning.
Hey what what what what what what what what?
Where did all those dates come from?
What was that?
Chad what was that?
Okay.
How do we get another one, bro?
Okay.
I'm going to build the greatest deck ever created.
I'm going to build the greatest deck ever created.
Wizard, Giant, Graveyard, Snowball, Vines, East Spirit, Ice Spirit, Berserker, Knight
instead of a blizzard. If I lose with this deck, I'm a failure. This is literally my main deck.
If I lose with this deck, I'm a failure. No questions asked. Which 100% spawn speed?
Knight. 200 plus hit points. Minus 50% speed. Let's go witch.
Okay, knight to back, lock in.
If that was just some failure, which to the back, please, gave me three elixir?
Do you start off in double elixir?
What is this?
Okay, that inferno tower is going to be really troublesome for the giant, but that's
why we have a vines.
The first inferno tower is going to be top to deal with.
I'm definitely vising that.
How did we not- Wait, why aren't these dark goblins multiplying?
What's happening?
What the fuck is happening?
What is that?
He just spawned dark goblet?
Oh no, not like this.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
Graveyard spawns guards?
There's no fucking way he defends this.
There's no planet he defends this.
Wait, did he quit?
Did he quit?
What a chud.
Why quit?
Why quit?
Was he afraid the guards were too much for his tight little ass?
Why quit, buddy?
I want to try to stack again.
I want to try to stack again.
What what's up with a playing?
I'm not gonna count that as a win cuz the game anyway, but you ever worked with us. Yeah, it's kind of nice
Yeah, right, we're speaking more good updates like this
This is actually like in my opinion. It's the best thing they've ever did
Since I've been playing the game best that I've ever did
Giant snowball 300% slow duration
Cycled it.
E-Spirit.
Knight.
Cray yard.
Bro, why does everybody have dark gogons?
Oh, because he shoots the sparky shot, huh?
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine!
Okay, that Mega Knight's gonna be like half HP.
Never mind.
Eh, almost.
Alright, let's lock in here.
Defending a Meganeid is not hard, okay, and now it's going to be hard because he added
that to the equation.
East spirit to redirect the Meganeid at the last second.
Now he's going to go for the scouting.
Perfectly defended!
Perfect!
Alright, could I rip giant graveyard?
I think a card's going to pop up.
Graveyard spawn guards.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Defend this one, Buster.
Graveyard Spawn Scards, bitch!
I can find this as well.
Tell me you defend that, please.
Tell me you defend that, please.
Snowball out!
This is broken!
Yes!
Now that's my second real win.
Yes, sir, stick!
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. This mode is speak.
This mode is speak.
Giant graveyard.
Vines.
Throw my graveyard to spawn guards every time. That's so busted.
Giant. Charging giant.
Wait, I want to see this. I want to see this.
Charging giant.
Okay. All we got to do is focus on defense.
Focus on that D.
Not this part.
Activate King.
I'm gonna do what Bradley taught me.
I messed up severely.
Wait, charging giant.
So what if I put him right here?
Oh!
Wait, look at that!
Look at the giant!
Look at the giant fucking in the ass!
Oh my god!
Wow!
Holy peak, man!
Keep the vetting, keep the vetting, keep the vetting, keep the vetting.
Chat one more charging giant plus guard spray guard.
That should be game.
Which spawn evos galates?
Don't mind if I dirt!
Right here, right there.
Look at the giant, look at the giant, look at the giant, look at the giant!
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die,
he does not do anything, I'm gonna die!
I think if I kept using this deck,
I'd win 186 games in a row.
I mean, that is broken.
That is broken.
Okay.
Yeah, bro.
This is the best thing they've ever did, I think, ever.
I mean, the game is still in a horrible spot,
but this is probably the best thing that ever did,
Wow. I mean, I literally told them to do shit like this for like a year.
But yeah, best thing they ever did. Nine times better than regular class.
25 times better than regular class. I'd rather get my ass checked than play regular class right now.
So W's on that. Now chat.
It might be CS time, boys. It might be CS time.
And Jack is on a ready wait have eyes check the steam update thing
Check the steam update thing. Okay, I'm gonna go pee Jack only might be ready for some CS go bitches
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, CSGO DAY 3 MOTHERFUCKERS!
No, I'm saying, okay.
CS go day three, motherfucker.
Stop the call.
Yeah, I'm a child of Beyonce, yes, but on a right now,
but I might be on seeds later.
Probably gonna be on seeds later.
Me and Oda got some shit clans on that.
Well, Oda plans some shit.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is.
chat CS go day three brothers CS go day three chat is only ready or no
the day man man man
is ready ready
man man man man man man man man man man
And then I have the small challenge potentially
Chattans what is order they go right now premiere, but he doesn't have premiere right? Oh
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Yo, what iPhone with the prime j here to the 21?
j good to one
Jaycee, much love from Albaid. I appreciate you, my guy. Appreciate you, my guy. I'm a
be honest. Nobody plays this. Is it CS, the most played game in the world, I think? Like,
isn't it number one? I think. I'm just going to ban that guy for lack of intelligence.
Yeah, isn't CS like the number one most played game of the world?
Or if it's not number one like top three?
What type of like brain dead comment was that?
I'm such a scumbag.
Chat, um, I'm gonna warm up or something.
Tell me what day's ready, okay?
Tell me what day's ready, tell me what day's ready.
Chat, days three of CS, go mother fuckers!
What's happening to my game?
What's happening to my game?
Jack must.
Chad, let's work out of the inn.
Let's work out of the inn.
Chad, oh they said he had some shit planned.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is.
God McFlurry.
Keep her on my lap.
Fuck you mother fucker!
Why'd I have a pistol? Why'd I have a pistol?
Shit on.
That's your pain-wrenching impact.
What? I need an AK or something!
There we go.
Oh now you're all dead.
My sense actually feels incredible.
Breathe in, breathe out, we're good.
SHIT ON!
WHAT IS THAT SPOON POINT?!
Come on, come on, bitch, come on, bitch.
What?
Two and eight!
Chill chill, I got this shit, I got this shit.
It's a great warm up.
Bro, hitting heads is impossible!
I'm home!
Yo, Jack, when I play deathmatch, could anybody be in?
Could anybody be in deathmatch?
Or not?
Chats, select any rank?
Oh, God.
I have a feeling there's some good players in here.
Chata, have a fi-
I've put into some good players in here.
What the fuck was that?
So I spawn in and you spawn in behind me.
What's the point of that?
This game is all about absolutely shit it on.
Literally shit it on.
This game is all about ah, pre-fires.
He's got any moves like that? Like they're so crappy!
Oh my god, you got flicked on idiots!
Wait, just camp. Camping's gotta be OP, right?
Camping, yeah. Camping's definitely OP.
Bro, camping is definitely OP. Reload.
Jack, what do y'all think of my skills, pal?
6-in-14?
Someone went 0-in-29!
Oh my god!
Jack, 6-in-14?
Jesus Christ!
Barca game?
what did I say bro what the fuck did I say what did I say what did I say bro
bro Barca's not losing the Liga dude Madrid is I'm telling you Barca's not
losing the Liga wow outrageous goal from LaMine Yamal let's see Yamal just
scored one minute ago outrageous goal
So, not only did he break his fucking ankles, yeah, this, how can you say this is not the
best player in the world?
Legitimately, how can you even sit here and say this is not the best player in the world?
Seriously.
Name one player in football, right now that is better than Lameen.
Name one.
Name one.
Somebody said him, Bope.
Brother, you have the ball knowledge of a rock.
I cannot name one legitimate player that is better than Lameen.
That is the best part of the world, bro.
That is the best part of the world.
Do way.
No.
Bro, let's keep naming names until y'all can name somebody better than the Minyamal.
No, Yildiz, no, Rafinha, no, Pedri, no, Holland, no, Messi, no, Valverde, no, Odise, no, Bruno, no.
Guys, there's not a single player in the world that's part of the Dominion Mall chat.
Those are the facts.
Turn up your sentence, yes or no?
Okay.
Yeah, I might probably rank with Stomp it later.
I don't know. It's about how long the mall is a yes for.
I'm a Diablo. No, bro. No one is better than Laminga Moran.
Chat, let's hit him with me. No one is better than Laminga Moran.
What do you mean, frog knowledge? Chat, let's hit his default knowledge.
Case openings? Chat, our... I was in the game this entire time.
entire time. Jack, our next case opening is probably going to be Monday, maybe today,
if Steam support replies to us. If Steam support replies to us. Which they might not. I don't
know. I'm calling on it. Okay, I'm ready now. I'm calling on it. On it's ready. On
I'm going to get a nice
rap.
Yo yo yo.
On a what is up my brother.
What is good my G.
Where you waiting for me I was
looking waiting for you.
That's why we're both waiting
for each other.
I was I was watching I was
watching the medium all score
goal.
The dunk of football.
Yes.
Oh, you've never played football but you watch football?
No, I'm fake German. I actually don't watch.
I look you don't watch.
I watch the World Cup Grand Finals, but no, I don't really watch it like that, you know.
You only watch the World Cup Grand Finals?
Yeah, and even then, bro, it's unchopped when it comes to football, bro.
So you don't even know, like, Kimmich?
Kimmich, Kimmich, Kimmich, there's something like, isn't he like,
a joke about it that he's like ass or something? I remember something like there, but...
I couldn't tell you who it is. No. No Kimmich is not ass Kimmich is good
He's one of the best German players one of the best German players
Really?
Yes, bro. I didn't know he was German. Do you know a verse Florian verse?
Never heard of I know Kevin Kuranee Kevin Kuranee
Michelle Balak
Those are the guys that I know bro. There's those those were playing on my time, you know
Do you know like Bastion's fine staga? I
I got a jersey from him bro from for Christmas when I was like ten years old was a vast interest
I got the goat there we go there we go okay well it's good that you know the goats yeah
it's good that you know the icons yeah
Jigsie yes no cases right have I told me yes okay so I'm banning myself from cases until
Monday well no if I even was up to me I'd be opening cases right now but my here's
what happened. So here's what happened. Steam recognized like very suspicious payments because
I've only really spent in my entire life probably $200 on Steam. And then I spent you know like
$2,300 in a day and a half. So on cases. So Steam basically flagged my account and
now they're making us like re-verified through Steam support. And tomorrow I have a tournament
and FIFA so I'm not going to be on CS tomorrow but Monday I'm going balls to the
walls.
Alright, noted, noted, noted.
Hey, that means what is the plan for today, Janko, tell me, tell me.
So I actually don't know the plan.
You said you had something planned.
Hey, we were discussing this morning, right?
So it's nothing crazy, like I didn't have much time but we can do a small
We can do a small challenge that my guy prepared, Poland about, he's married to my Beth.
So, we can get to that in a second. First, I would love to show you some different sides of CSO that you haven't seen yet, okay?
Yes, yes, yes, yes. Should I like go into your screen chat?
no no no no no no I'll send you a server in a second
Jinxie have you ever heard of surfing in CS go or 2 or counter strike in general
surfing no I don't know what the fuck that is
that's good that's good that's good I want to show you surfing I don't know if
you will become instantly good but there's a lot to learn to it like but
you can maybe like if you finish one map today it would be absolutely crazy
bro um that's if you lock in maybe it's possible so wait um wait is surfing like
the ramps that leafy used to do on YouTube when I said I do know what that
is okay I do know but I've never played that I've never played it never
played it up right so that's a massive community for it all right I'll send you
the server right now we're gonna start with something different though do you
know what KZ is. No, never heard of that in my life. I got you. Right. I'll send you
right now. Server IP. Hi, guys. Can you connect into the server? I'm low key. Don't touch
PC for a minute because I'm scared that you leak something. Just let have us take all
of us. Okay, I won't leak. I won't leak. I won't leak. Yeah, yeah. You don't trust
my intelligence, bro? No, I do, but I don't trust your tech skills. I'm not gonna
like the fuck is that supposed to mean bro bro your textiles I don't know bro
hi I was looking the code all right hi vice hi vice server IP is in discord
the amps with a spoiler I'm also gonna join right now
I'm like excited for this wait so is this skill that goes into surfing yes
yes well there's like record and stuff yes and at the top row like top one
two three it's literally like milliseconds of difference you know like
of competitive like it needs to be the perfect corner the perfect straight oh
yes it's coated okay all that would have to be a while I probably would have
leaked that you're actually right yeah yeah okay I'm telling you well have us
to go okay I'm gonna get a water I'm gonna get a water before we so yes yes
you're gonna come on chat come on
shit chat I'm nervous for I hope he doesn't make a lot I have nothing
prepared looky I was just telling my like programmer your list of business
of this. The challenge I think can be fun. The challenge I think can be really, really
fun. I'll give you a spoiler right now, but for Jinxie joins, we're going to do something
like who knows Call of Duty Zombie mode. We're going to do something like Zombie mode with
multiple waves. By the way, Squishy, if you can hear this, you can also join us three
and then zombies join every single wave. They only have knives that have half HP and
we are going to be the ones defending, maybe on Dust 2 or something. I'm telling
you that's going to be kind of maybe fun. Also there's like, you know, but it's
spontaneous so it may not be perfect it may not be perfect w okay nice if you're
excited I'm excited we also need people for that type one if you want to join I
don't know
wait look I haven't even played this now I got beers bro I got beers actually no
I'm kidding. I'm kidding kidding kidding. I got the squatters
Let me see are you connecting? I'm in here. I'm in here. Wait actually
I'm here
Yes, you are
All right, bro. I don't know this map
I actually know this map again. I show you jinxie as you said bro
I may not be the greatest at cs bro like but I can show you like a little bit, you know
I I I asked the number one surfer if he has time to join today
But it sadly is from Australia, bro. His name is Catherine absolutely good. He would have joined right now, but bro
He is asleep right now. So um
shit
But maybe you can figure this out yourself. Okay, Jaycee. So how do I serve right here?
This right now is not a soft so far this right now is a KZ server
KZ is one of the is one of the other big game modes and
KZ Jaycee is all about movement. Look at me right now. Look how far I jump. Look at this. Look at this
Boom! And I'll try the same from the same position roundabout. Try, try, try.
You see that? Yeah, yeah, my jump has a little more hop in it.
A little more hop. I can see it.
What you do is go just straight and press W.
But Jinxie, there's a whole tech to counter strike
where you move your mouse in the direction with A and D
and then you have hella speed, bro.
And that's...
Do that again.
it needs to be smooth in the air smooth in the air
alright let's try this let's see if you can do the fast jumps
these ones should be simple boom
okay I was waiting for you
no bro no bro chill chill
chill watch this watch check this out you see that boom boom clean jumps
oh my god I know what you mean okay I got it I got it I got it
Let's see it.
Yeah, nice.
What the?
Jinxie, get some speed first.
Like start running a little bit and then you can still in the air press like back.
Oh, nice.
Jinxie.
I'm a natural.
But now it gets us. Now you may be cooked because watch this.
Check this out. Boom.
I don't know if this is possible without right.
Don't go for directly. Jinxie, what you have to do is jump.
Wait, the last time you be nervous.
Move your move your cam left and right and press a and d at the same time. You see all your key input says
WASD, press a and d at the same time while looking left and right. You want to strafe like this, okay?
Go ahead say that again
Listen, so in the air, right boom you can press left and right
A and D right like you you you walk towards left you walk towards right and at the same time you want to look to
I'm not gonna lie I asked my guys what is the easiest map to get into I'm not even joking
Hold up bro relax.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, hey, hey,
Jeezy, it's not your fault if the teacher's is fault.
Okay, you're pissing me off.
Jeezy, please.
All right, why do you keep going back?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Crazy, I'm relaxing, I'm relaxing.
Nice, Jeezy, come, come, come, come.
All right, all right, all right, ready, ready, ready?
Okay.
I hit the side, bro, hold up, hold up.
Okay, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
Nice!
Kane!
Loki!
I only want you to do this jump.
If you get this jump, Loki are already like, I'm not gonna lie, like, then Loki will advance
today.
No.
That's right.
Bro, kai!
You got the Rainbow Six movement.
No, it's not a- ah!
It's not a Rainbow Six movement, dude.
I can do this.
I think it may be bro because the thing is in Counter-Strike nice Jinxie
In Counter-Strike it is very very very very different. How is the new bit in Counter-Strike like what are like what am I doing?
What am I doing wrong the AD? That's the thing
Yes, you can watch my screen show a little bit. I mean I'm not I'm not good at fucking at movement
But I know like I know how it works
Jinxie, Jinxie! That's actually massive. Did you stray for? Did you just press W?
Okay, okay, but still respect there was perfect timing then
Oh
Shes sad. Yeah almost almost almost almost
I wish there were checkpoints. Well, let me see what this map is about. I don't know why they told me this map old grotto cause wait
There's cool. No, no, no, no, no, right
Fuck it shit. It's just long jumps
Jinxie I think wait was Kathy talking
We can add
Caffrey to the call if you want and also squishy squishy can join the challenge thingsy squishy
He seemed hella fucking show because it's I can do it a three-people challenge
Okay, okay
Squishies ago
So what exactly is this challenge?
This one is not a challenge this one. I would just want it too quickly
Um, I just wanted to like feel how your movement is like if you can jump
And how would you rate it? 1 out of 10. How would you rate it?
I mean, you know where your space bar is on your keyboard.
You know where the W key is. The timing is off.
You don't know about strafing and counter strike.
You don't know about staying on the block.
You always fucking walk off. Make the jump right now.
I could reconsider, okay, Gigi?
I would say around about like a fuck of 1.5 out of 10.
I'm not even joking.
Are you fucking... Like, brother, come on.
1.5 out of 10.
Are you necessarily fucking serious, bro?
Listen, that's a good thing. You should be all you should be happy about that
Why because you have so much to improve bro, that's nice
You gotta stay hungry and life-brain you are able to be hungry nice to see
How about that oh my god
Yo, you need to relax
I try to give myself a running start mother fucker
All right, let me give my guys a listen once I get my glasses on I will not fall again
Do you understand?
Yeah, WW.
Everybody grab their tip.
All right, wait, Jinxie, I know what you're doing wrong.
Jinxie, when you move, do you hold W while jumping?
Like, do you just hold W in the air?
No, I let go.
I let go.
Really?
Yes.
Jump up, try to say it.
Because you should never press W in the air, Jinxie.
Only A and D, what is called strafing.
I don't know how to teach you this bro. This is kinda tough.
Just watch my screen share for one second.
For one second.
Okay, I'm going to the screen share.
Fuck, these glasses are not actually working.
I'm in the middle of the screen share.
Okay, so look, this is what maybe you do, right?
You try to time it, boom, boom, boom, W, W, W.
And you just keep walking.
Yes.
You can see my keys here in the middle, right?
Like, you don't want to just hold W.
Never.
Jinxie.
In Counter Strike, we have something called strafing.
Look how far I jump.
from let's say right here if I just press W right boom I make it to the start of the plant
now check this out this is what goted movement looks like hacker movement versus noob movement
watch this you want to strafe jing see check this out you see that middle of the plant why
because I strafe jing see it looks like it's all about the strafe fucking distance
check did it did it go for the way dude do it again do it again okay I don't have my
iPhone watch check this out you see okay now do regular do regular gw yeah
watch this watch this this is regular this is what you do okay tip of the plan
yeah and now pro movement boom you see yeah you listen listen bro I don't do
Perfectly, but I'm telling you there's a massive difference bro. It's all about look at this look at the jump right here. Look at this
You see that
Yeah, never do that with a W jump like if you try boom
You see you have to move your mouse and D at the same time and then like you gain speed
It's a it's a whole stretch to that
Jeezy, I don't think I'm the best at it
I will add the best
Surfer and one of the best movement players in the world. She has the most records
In 1.6 serve which is the most respected one I let him to the call right now. He said
Okay, number one movement
My movement maybe a little chopped
Fuck I don't know if he's still awake. He said he's awake 10 minutes ago. Oh, oh, oh my god
Wait, that's it. I free
Hello
Careful, careful, please. Did I introduce it right? The most world records when it comes to surfing in 1.6?
On CLS, kind of short source. Okay, which is the main one, right?
I'm the surfing, yes, the most popular game, the most competitive.
So you're the number one surfer in the world?
Statistics wise, yes.
Or uh, I think it was people who like that high high school level
I'm by humble King Levi. Yeah, we've got
Damn, it's Levi and you Kathy. I will send you the server IP and this is where it all goes down
Kathy, I may be no, bro. I don't think I'm the best coach for movement, bro
I'm not gonna lie when it comes to movement. I feel like you are the guy
So if I learned this transfer to my regular CS came to right
100% you will zoom around the map bro. Zoom.
Okay look, look, boom, you can just, okay wait.
So I hold AMD in midair, hold AMD.
Yes, you hold AMD and that's also why I did this first. You need this for surf, the AMD.
We will get to that in a minute, literally in a minute.
All right.
Hey, Javi.
Be hop.
I think he's ready for Be hop yet.
Kaffir, let me know if it works,
whether you can join the server.
And Poland, let's get the surf map.
Let's get the surf map.
Because Loki, I think it will be easier to teach you
the A and D stuff on a ramp, maybe.
I don't fucking know.
Kaffir, how do you teach someone how to surf and move?
I think I got to do a beard.
Was it your first time surfing when I told you
Oh, I was locked in already, you know
I did a stream in like 2022
Oh
I think you click on a thing. We can also add squishy by the way because low key like he's face level 10
I'm not joking Jinxie wish you when it comes to CS seems really go to do like yes
Wait, is this you guys? Yeah, I see where you are. I see where you are
And he needed like he need to do longer jumps and that's where you need the stripes
But I don't know well sometimes I don't straight when I just get it though
Yeah, but it's it's the like at some point the jump becomes a little bit too long and then you can't do it with just W
You know like and strafing just makes it hella easy
Bro has so much space
So A&D keeps you in the air longer kind of thing
Yeah, let me watch your stream. Let me watch your stream
Now shit, why did I limp stick that one? I don't understand. Why did I limp stick?
Ah, you keep pressing W in the air.
Jeezy, try one time jumping and letting go of W
once you're in the air, like immediately.
See, you clear the same room.
But now, check this out.
Now in the air, you wanna look towards the left
and press D.
And then you wanna look towards the right and press,
wait no, you wanna look towards the left
and press A and you wanna look towards the right.
Yeah, low key.
Wait, can I, can I, can I, can I?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In the direction you're moving,
you wanna press that button, you know what I mean?
Left, left, right, right.
So if I'm moving left, I press A,
and if I'm moving right, I press D.
Yes, yes, yes, try it.
Ah!
Okay, move your mouse smoothly.
You also wanna make sure
to the max speed you can run at is 260.
You wanna make sure you're hitting 260 before you jump.
Holy ball knowledge, okay.
You can get a little bit more if you like.
You can straight on the ground. How long does it take to generate 260? Does it take like, can I instantly hit it?
I think you can hit it from like the bottom of that box to be jump at the top.
Try to move your mouse slowly, like just towards the left, you know, like...
Oh! That was good. I used D on that, right? I used D. That was good.
I mean, you didn't really strafe I think, but you just have to like left so hard to like
I don't know like left right like while pressing left walk you need to look towards the left
You know what I mean? Hold W hold W. Okay
Alright come on, come on, come on
How long will it take you to learn this?
This is muscle memory. Once you have it, you have it.
All right, drink it. No, no, stop, stop, stop.
Just slowly move your mouse towards the left.
Like slowly move it, like as if you're doing it in the air.
Yeah? Yeah, you can do it a little bit faster, I think.
But still creamy, like it has to be smooth.
Yes, yes, yes, that's it, that's it.
And you want to do this while in the air.
Look left you press A, when you press right you press D.
You know what I mean?
Look at Kafe in front of you.
Kafe show him a perfect straight, please.
Kafe, can you go through this course you think?
No problem.
I'm not a huge casey person, but yeah, I could probably do it.
I imagine if it's going to be easier in the ups.
Oh, I see Kafe.
You see that?
It's like you have to wiggle it left and right bro.
Yes, doing that is shaking.
Yes.
Wait, how do you make this jump?
It's strafing, it's strafing.
I think you would bind this box jump easier if you start
from the bottom left because it's like the straight
line to the next part.
OK.
Start from the bottom left.
Ah!
It's annoying!
At the very end.
It's your keyboard on the lap, I hope not.
It's on the table, correct?
It's out of the lap right now.
That's absolutely crazy. What the hell?
You're a roller player, you have to have your hands towards yours, that's crazy.
I'm gonna, okay, I'll put it on my desk now.
But the thing is, I'm gonna fix my setup soon.
So like I'm gonna have a better PC.
The problem is my chair is saved into the floor right now.
So like I'm reaching up on my desk. You know what I mean? It's ass
Because it's my og chair so I have to get a new chair
For when I play PC understand
Yeah, I feel like we should move on to surf I'm not
Or I feel like it's maybe easy on a ramp like because if you just falls off like you will see it, you know
Yeah, yeah, I think so I think so
And you're still holding W in the urgent you can I stop putting W please you'd never hold up
I'm never never never so as soon as you jump you see your release w. You don't press it again. Okay, okay, okay
So do I go for the tip there? All right, let's see if I can get this one
Yeah, nine so close
I
Think he's go to that everything when it comes to this
Surfing bro squishies and all around the yeah, holy shit. He's a gamer
breeze SSL
What does that mean SSL like it's just so
Squish down I
I guess they were on a how are you man?
Yeah, I was scourging.
Squishy, we're gonna do a challenge soon bro.
We have to have you in it please.
Yeah, of course, of course bro.
What are you gonna do?
Like in 30 minutes we'll go in,
but quickly we want to try to teach Jinxie some surf.
If possible.
Do you think he has what it takes?
To beat? Maybe search Utopia?
No, beat? Oh, beat's hard.
But he could have to learn a few rants probably.
Let's try, let's try, let's try.
Everything's fun, bro. I love such I'll send you the server as well and Poland. Let's switch to search the topia right now
Let's do it. Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. Jinxy. It's time surfing
Maybe it's a little bit easier to learn because you have visual feedback like you fall off the ramp instantly if you don't
If you hold w and stuff
Let me text them
Yeah, yo, yo, I'll wait surfing is a different server boys
I need a switch
And again, I'm sorry, I'm not prepared for anything today like this is all if it's all shot today
That's my bad bro. No, no, you're good. I want to learn the fucking mechanics
w
Boys I sent the server in the in the discord
also dinks you don't have jumping in siege right so you got to learn this
feels different to jump you just vault right yeah well you can't jump in siege
no no no hell no it's like doxels but I like jumping cod and stuff the thing is
like I only use controllers so like this game is literally PC so it's just new
to me like all the like even touching my keyboard feels weird do you know what
I mean it's bad. Yeah, I was like that too, bro
Because yeah
When I came off console it was like for so foreign feelings. Let's jump it's fucking hard like wow
Try to crouch at the end Jakes it'll help a little bit too
On that long jump yeah, and I'll bring your legs up a bit if you jump at the end
They couldn't help you like latch on to it. Wait, how do you crash again control?
Control control your time at the very end
Boys join the other server if you can run on the server this one will get your hungry Jinxie this one
We get you want to be
Without crowds without crowds without crowds. Oh nice, bro. Yes
Wow actually did it wow I want a new server now or I'm still in this one yeah
yeah yeah and you so you serve a quick high-fives fucking shop bro I've been
moving this game is fucking complex oh my god it is it is it's one of the
nicest parts where like there's people who just play CS for like surf and
KZ they don't even play the game you know how hard is it to like master
movement and CS you think how far is that harder movements out there chat I
think it's one of the hardest um I don't know Kathy how long did it take you to
master shop like to a decent level I think I have a few thousand hours before
I got my first record but there are there are people who have like less
it's kind of just like people do diff oh my god dude I remember watching like
Leafy's videos like 10 years ago
No shot, I didn't notice the CS bro when he's just I thought it's by some random game
That's fucking crazy. All right, make sure that no one leaves IP
Yo, I'm excited to see you on your first round Jinxie I'm excited to see you on your first
So see has basically has like its own
own community of just people that play start that ain't play the game yeah like
Kathy bro Kathy do you play the game yeah like I've played the game before but
yeah I'm mainly just stuff all my hours come from stuff oh okay so this looks
pretty easy it's just like a water slide kind of thing yeah Kathy you want to go
first bro so Jinx see what we're looking for all right yeah let me see
I don't see it.
Sure.
Okay, we're gonna start here.
Okay, if it was up.
Suck.
He's long.
Okay, so pretty.
Just go down, just go down the side.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then just try to surf it.
If you're on the right side of the ramp, hold A.
jigsie all right check this out check this out and now now it's good because
yeah
I you're holding W don't hold that oh nice jesse jesse
nice jesse jesse jesse what the fuck that was good that was oh my god I'm
You're not joking. That's insane.
That was good.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
Oh, you're a fucking action crime.
I'm gonna get you sex.
Yes, bro.
And drink some water.
Come on, do you got it?
Hey, hey, yes, yes.
Now it's smooth transition.
Don't let us do this.
Smooth transition.
Come on, come on, come on.
Straight, straight, straight.
Now it's on the sides, on the sides,
on the sides, on the sides, on the sides.
Relax like a problem. Yo, sorry
Daddy I get nervous. Yo, bro. I love seeing this because I remember my first time surfing right this is nice
You're fast and you connect around the first time you have a clean
And back I'm back nice I go I go jing see like up here. Yeah, yeah, smooth smooth nice
You pressed the I pressed the I got it straight. Oh, man, I don't know like back or something
So how do I make that next job? How do I make that next job?
The next jump yo
Should you speck take capri for a second and see what a perfect one looks like? Oh, yeah
It's not really capri. Could you screen share?
And then a jinx you can press press escape. Oh and then at the at the top choose team
Yeah, and then at the bottom right spectate. Oh, that's beautiful. Wait, I cannot become a spectator
fast
I just make that you spent about your
You just like that
Now it should be open, right? Oh, yeah, no, no, no, not easy easy. And now watch capery. How do I get to capery? Oh
I'm here. I'm here. I'm watching you. All right. Number one server. Let's see it, bro.
Okay, I'm a little washed
You see that how smooth he attaches the Rams, bro. It's all about smoothie and
Look at his asterisk. You see look at the button that he presses and how you are the way he's already so far
Of me look at them at the movement. Yeah
I'm I'm quite wash it this video game
Transitions are good.
Don't talk about yourself, Gaffrey, please.
His transitions are so good.
Gaffrey, baby, baby, wow.
Yeah, if I like the CS2 surfing.
This is like my third time ever playing.
It feels... compared to CSS, it's a little...
...plunky.
Wait, what do you mean CS2 surfing?
Is there a difference in active surfing?
Um, the surf on the CS,
it's like...
Basically, surf on CSS has been around since, like, 2006.
This has been around since like 2006 and it's got better plugins and it feels back to surf
on somehow than like the newer game.
Kathy, the way you just transition is so tough.
Bro, it's the way you clip on to the hand.
It's a really fun game, it gets very addictive very quickly.
Yeah I could definitely, I could imagine how people could just spend like nine hours
just wasting away time unless just boom, boom, boom.
on some music maybe even goon hell yeah this sounds perfect bro look at us
capri how many hours do you have in surf what you say
uh probably like 15 ish guys it's a lot it's a lot 15 000 jinx 15 000
wow in surfing bro and then he beats like that wow
yes uh like the this is like one of the easy maps and so I figure up like
significantly in difficulty how do i play now i gotta like oh uh i sorry escape choose team
and then you just choose a team yep okay boom here all right so just let me like let me go like
advice okay like when i die what i'm doing i think now we can multi-spect it you can expect it as
well ah do you see what are you doing
are you trying to walk into the finish line okay we're trying to surf
on only on the sides only on the sides yeah yeah yeah come on come on now a
clean connection yeah yeah perfect nice you see oh my god perfect come on come
on nice yeah okay but I have the right idea about strafing you have to move
your mouse to the right and look to the right a little sorry crap for you talk
oh my god so I would have gone right earlier like aim for where you're
trying to get to like a little earlier okay aim for where I'm sorry you're
going yeah like if you're going right in the air hold D if you're going left in
the air hold A. I'm holding A here because I want to stay on the thing right.
I'm in D here. A here. Jump in. Why did I just like I don't know I don't know I
can't get up there. You you keep more speed if you try and stay on the same
side like the next round like don't go to the left. Holy bonnet!
I can't get up there
Jinxie try to connect to the ramp smoothly like the next one now. Just
nine
You know Jinxie try to connect to the on the second round on the right side
Stay just keep going forward, you know like
Yeah, right at nine. That's the left side
somehow
Bro, if you make this jump, I shred, then you're already like, then you learn the knots.
How do I get that jump?
You can like, try and move your mouse, when you're on the ramp and you're holding head,
your mouse then controls your movement on the ramp.
So if you like, you can surf it down the ramp instead of surfing up, if you move your
mouse down, I just try and like, play around a little bit, that's better, nine.
I
Nice try nice try fuck dude. This is not a walk in the park here
You got it, bro. Come on. Look in right right ramp right ramp. Just look at it nine. It's fine. Come on. Fixie
Walk up that fucking ramp bro. Do you need to it's only about hitting the sides you need to hit the side
You know what I mean?
It's off the sides. So I should be aiming for the side there into the light bar. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, I just want to attack it from left and right, you know, not frontal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah kid from the side, okay?
She see
oh my god move your mouse move your mouse
oh my god oh my god oh my god
you're losing speed come on
I'm trying I'm trying
yes run yet
what do you got feel
run yet
this is better than the game
you just struggled at one jump for the past 10 minutes
you cleared that jump and you took on four other rams you know how crazy
Your advice was good bro. You gotta go for the bottom like the very bottom corner
How do I keep speed
Alright, Taff, I'm watching you now.
Good.
So when you board the ramp, you're like surfing up and saying, like, hi, which is fun, but
you're, um, you know, getting like the max speed you could be getting, which will help
you, like, progress for every moment.
So if you land on the ramp high, then you look down, so you go, lullo, it's like
the same side.
It's like skateboarding, yeah.
Just surf straight.
the biggest tip I'll give you if you get to this point it's a curve ramp you need
to hold D, I mean trying to explain that better, so if you're going on a curve ramp
and it's curving around the corner you would think you want to hold A on it
like you do on normal ramps but as it starts to curve and turn you have to
I'm just going to hold A here, hold A.
As I start to turn, you hold D and move your mouse to the right of the direction you're
going, if that makes any sense at all.
Yes, yes.
So like, it's very confusing.
You're so sexy.
Like, if you do it backwards.
My biggest tip right now is just try and go low on the ramp.
Yeah.
Wait, Cap, could you go backward, do you think?
Like the whole map?
Probably not.
I've never tried surfing backwards.
there are people that do maps backwards please try it yeah I will try it I'm not
gonna get past like the second right though I don't think oh my oh yeah
there's definitely a whole course you know of course blind right oh my god
please do this oh my god this is actually disgusting not this is
Come on, come on.
You're so funny.
You're so funny.
Yo, yo, wow.
Yo, you have to know the map.
Blinded pre-jump, Squishdale.
You have to.
Yeah, that's hard.
So, okay, Capri, if I go from the top of the ramp
to the bottom of the ramp, I'm going to naturally pick up speed because of like velocity or whatever.
My problem is I'm scared of going to the bottom of the ramp
because I'm scared of falling off,
but I have to not be afraid of that
that and just go. You're not to go to the very bottom of this gate of that. You just
try not to stay at the very top. You could like the ideal way to serve this round like
the way the record does it is you don't actually drop to the bottom. You would surf to like
this line and then on this one you drop lower. As long as you're going down on the ramp
a little bit at the start you'll get more speed than you think and it'll make
quite the rest I see a little easier okay okay okay all right let me try that if
you just beat this map now Jinxie that would be yo yo yo yeah I don't know I
don't know all you all you need is like the corners right like squishy what
you're doing right now like if he gets that I swear he can do that this is
hard actually for a new player the the turns yeah these turns yeah
Should I be clicking W there or no?
Does W do literally anything?
No, press W anything at all, yeah, no, no.
Never.
Any strips.
Yeah, jigsie, jigsie from the right!
If you looked a little bit to the right there
and pressed D to go a little bit further,
then you would have had it.
Wait, I'm doing what?
What?
Taddy, taddy, taddy.
Okay, try to hack the wall. Jinxie, try to go from first ramp to second ramp, like on the right side always, like just right side.
Okay, okay. Don't switch, trust.
Same side.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Big?
See? Nine.
Nine! Jinxie, you're moving to the right there!
So, give us a little bit there.
If I'm in midair and I want to move to the right, what do I do?
You hold D while moving your mouse to the right.
Okay, I think I understand and when you want to move back in the left you hold a while moving your mouse to the left
Think I understand it
Hold it yeah, hold it
Please please do you see a lot of speed? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Did you know what it's all you did you know what it's all you?
Yeah, yeah, just keep on going. Please keep on going. Oh my god
Sorry, you record right new record
I'm not kidding. Wow. Yo, that's a wild comparison. No, I'm trying to territory. Oh, yeah, okay
Okay
Like to come on back to back pbs back to back pbs cuz what a fuck not
You need to take it from the right always, you know, you kind of take it from the back like you need to first land the ramp
That was perfect. I thought I was watching Kevin for a second. Thank you. Nice. Oh my god. Oh my god
I'm starting on him! I'm starting on him!
NINE!
Do I understand it now? I understand it now!
I understand it!
Yes? Come on.
Talk to me nicely!
Talk to me nice!
Yeah, not you!
OOOH!
Caffrey, are you horny?
Yeah, okay.
You have this, you have this.
NINE! Wait, what are we doing?
Alright, how do we teach him this, Caffrey?
Okay.
So on the curve that you can't hold the same like you can't hold A when you're going around
the curve and you're turning right similar to how you're turning in the air you know like we just
want when you go off the second ramp to the third you need to like hold D in the air to turn right
a little bit yes yes you need to hold D while on the ramp and move your mouse to the right
and then when the ramp becomes like straight again you hold A to like straighten yourself out
It's it's it's a very confusing mechanic to learn like
And it feels so wrong. Can't we know because you feel like you're falling off the ramp if you press D
But Jinxie in that corner you have to press D. Try the next time you're right, right
Right
Right, right, right. Yeah, when they curves to the right when I curves to the right, right, right, right, right
That is pretty hard, but I think I can do it
Come on
Yeah, yeah
the corner hold nine once you're there
that's it okay that was so good bro I
think wave is like the best way to like
learn like smoothness that was better
than the box shit that's it was hard
please daddy from the right nine
I got this I got this
Strafing once once you know strafing it's W. Yeah
Someone says it's like seeing a newborn learn to walk
Yeah
It's a show first day not first day third day ever and CS. Yes. Yes, but the first two days was just me opening cases
Are trying to do cases so this is like the most time I actually spent moving my character around
Yeah
Because your bathroom case is actually in the case right now
Yes, because I have bathroom cases
Are you still banned from them?
Yes, but we should be unbanned soon, I hope
I kind of don't want to get unbanned, you know what I'm saying
But I have a feeling I'm gonna get unbanned
Bro, I like starting out on like this
C'mon
We need to not teach you strength and jing-si
We need to teach you
Uh, Caffrey, do you want to do quick, like, how you can save, yeah, low-key Caffrey, show him, when you're in the middle, like, just how you move to the right, like, attack the ramp, you know what I mean?
Oh, Jixi, you're pressing jump by the way, off each ramp, you don't have to do that.
Wait, what?
The moment he was pressing space bar.
Yeah, yeah, he was pressing jump.
Haha, Jixi!
You're trying to hop off the ramp, you're Jixi, sorry for that.
It doesn't affect you.
You don't have to jump!
Sorry for laughing oh hell no. No you're good. Wait, I was joking.
I want you to jump off the start platform, you don't need to jump, no.
For the logger people, at least for me, I started surfing.
I got into the habit of holding this, and like, keeping it held down.
Alright, let's see it. Alright, so this is learning strafing, right?
Yeah. So, you have to go to the middle and then save it last time.
aim for the right and then like okay let me let me yeah let me do that
because that's what Jinx is always doing we need to teach him how we can then
attack the ramp Jinxie please pay attention now
go to the left and now look hold D and turn to the right and then hold A and
turn back to the left and then on this curve ramp when you're coming down it
You hold A and then when it starts to curve is when you hold D and move your
mouse to the right a little bit. Wow. Okay. So you're sort of like flicking around
like you're kind of like moving your mouse side to side in a way kind of? Yeah
when you're strafing like if you're holding on the strafing A and D you need
to sync your key presses with your mouse like movement otherwise you can
strafe but you will lose speed if you're not doing it in sync but it should be
smooth janks should be like aggressive like it's pretty sweet just like yeah my
biggest tip would just be left right aim for this next round before you think
you need to don't leave it to the last second okay well like that let's see a
jungle I believe in you guys this is hard guys wow you got this will be I
i i didn't know this much went into like
ramps
i'm just throwing down ramps
im gonna do a cheat and see how you enter that's how
okay you got a lost control there
chill chill chill
i'm doing what he did
okay
do you see
i can't even do those lines
i can't do a space bot
okay
don't do that
it's alright
okay
I don't need to use my spacebar
Wow
Nice, Jixi! Oh my god!
Jixi, run to the corner
Oh, chill
You don't need to stretch like that
No!
Stop it!
No!
No!
Oh no, you made me overthink!
I'm sorry, I'm at the corner
You don't need to do that in the air when you did it
Like, not yet
Sorry for laughing, go ahead
Why are you fucking laughing?
I'm sorry dude.
That was a...
That was an attempt.
Okay.
I feel like it's better to do it that way and fail it than like
holding A and doing it the wrong way.
You know what I mean?
Nice.
Like that one?
Like that one?
Okay.
Okay.
Yes, that was better.
Guys, this is it.
guys this is it this is it this is it this is it
only are you having a fucking orgasm please
nine lost speed lost speed lost speed how did i lose speed
no speed why did i lose speed there cap you're um
because i think you've just started playing when you're in the air sometimes
you're forgetting to hold like b o a and then you're turning while not holding
and then when you start holding it again,
you're looking at a weird angle.
So you just lose your notes.
You're not looking straight.
So every time I'm in the air, I need to be holding DRA.
It depends on the angle I want to attack.
And I always want to be looking the direction I want to go.
Right?
Correct.
You look straight on around.
I'm going to get this.
Don't you fucking worry.
I go, I go. No, I shouldn't have did I don't know why I did that there.
Hey, only are you nasty at surf? Are you good?
I'm alright, I'm alright. Because I talked with Kaffir, you know, like I tried to learn a little bit.
And if you learn from him, you learn hella fast.
Kaffir, you like the best ever? Like the, like all time surf go?
Like actually one of them.
You're too hard on the board. It's two people. It's him and Levi.
You believe I okay okay there's a good handful of like talented players on source
Okay
This is actually fucking a dick
Right back down that fucking ramp
Bro, imagine you beat this in FGC. Imagine you beat this in FGC, bro.
Why did this shit go down?
That part's hard, dude.
You're holding A and D together sometimes, dude. Try not to do that.
Never do that? Okay, like, never, ever, ever?
I think never, right, Kafe? Never A and D together, never.
If you hold them together, then it cancels out, like, odd movement.
It's basically, like, you have to ask.
Which is why you're going up into the air sometimes, I think, when you're doing that curve, right?
He shouldn't, though, right?
No, I mean, I know.
How do we teach him a straight thing guys?
I feel like right now Jinxie like you're what are you doing right now Jinxie like you're looking to the right with your mouse or with your keys
Kind of right to the a straight again kind of my mouse
Just your mouse. Hey Jinxie what you did there you looked to the right when you look to the right
You walk right like you press D when you look to the yeah. Oh my god do that again
Ah
As your sense to low I think I think I have an idea of how you can maybe understand it
Okay, I thought it's run I thought it's run last one I swear
Oh
It did just jump off the map and this hold key and hold it
Just to see what it looks like
Yeah, I'm gonna watch you again. Ah, Caphrie
Just straight from the air caphrie low key right like just
strafe the looks and tell me what what you're doing when you're air strafing and
like okay okay so I jump off the start like jump like that and then as soon as
like pending if I'm going this way I'm gonna keep holding the like initial it
so about the ADAA kind of like that where I want you to try is when you
get to the end of this ramp go fully left and then I want you to turn
back right like this and land on this round. I want you to try and get used to just moving
in the air. Look at this Q-Prices. Okay, okay. A, A, A, A, D, A, A, D, A, D, A, D, A.
I feel like if you swerve off to the left purposely and then force yourself to turn
back right, you'll understand moving in the air quicker. Check this out, Jinzy.
Please look at the keys.
D, you see?
A, if you look to the left, you press left.
Oh my God, okay.
Okay.
Yo, bro, it's not rocket science.
You got this.
All right, all right, all right.
You got this.
It's just really like, it's so unusual,
like it's really hard like, yeah.
Now look to the left and look.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're doing that, yeah, I never pressed it
the same time like that why did i stall out that person at the same time yeah
yeah there was a good strafe in there jinxie like you're already like
learning fast yeah no new w
i associate w with like power i don't know why my brain is yeah
that's fair that's fair okay okay okay
come on
have to sneeze
oh that was nice
and you're still here to do the run
this is the run, this is the run, no
it's sneezing bro
jessie
oh my god
new ppp please, if you make this next ramp it's new ppp
no speed
no speed
You exited the ramp too early.
No.
Chaka chaka chaka.
Come on bitches!
Here we go.
What the fuck is on my screen?
What is that?
Pud timer.
By the way, once you all want to go into the challenge, just let me know.
Like it's ready, you know?
Like zombie mode. Just let me know.
I'll be more sensible. I'm actually I don't know why but I'm like hauling ass right now
I look to the left and stuff fucking time
Come on
Jeffrey bro
This is good. This is good. You haven't lost any speed in the air so far
From like moving so it's good. This is good. This is good speed
This is a really good speed.
Jigsie!
Keep going, keep going.
I don't know!
I didn't mean to try that all night!
That's right, that's right.
You had so much fun.
There is a different map that we could try if you wanted to.
That might be like...
You can maybe make more progress on it.
Yes, I'm waiting it.
Sooner, right?
Yeah, I reckon you could try that.
I'll begin.
All rookie
Which one you call it yeah, let's go kids. Okay sooner. Oh, okay
Yeah, I'm flashback. Sorry. Oh
Stop stop. Oh my god. What happened?
One time said y'all not ending stream until I finished this map in one try bro like it was out resetting bro
It took me like what was it? I was like was like two hours
It was like
What was it?
Oh god Jinxie bro you're seeing all the go-to map from this all like CS like
Fucking how you say like everyone knows these maps from like this. This is it
Yeah, go through the door go through the door like the gate. Yeah
up. What's up guys? Wait, so okay. A question for a cat. How do, how do records work? Literally
just how fast you get done with the level? Yeah, so where you're standing right now would
be it would be zoned as like the star zone. So as soon as you leave this platform, your
timer starts and then as soon as you hit the end zone, the time of stops. Do you
up the top of your head like the fastest you've ever finished a smash hit?
Well there's two versions you can do. You can do the version, okay how do I explain this?
There's a version where when you go through the doors you keep your speed which is this version
and then there's a version where you lose all your speed and you start
and you start refreshing each stage.
I'm not 100% sure of my time on this map though, no.
Nine!
I go through the door.
Oh, is that the whole map?
No, no, no, wait.
No!
There is nine stages on this.
Nine!
Bro!
Just try to exit the ramp towards like, like, you're going up.
You know what I mean?
Like up, up, up, up, up!
Yeah!
You see!
That's stage one done, stage one done.
Where's my speed at? I'm getting my fucking speed!
You need to exit the room.
Do you remember saying on that first ramp of Utopia, where like you want to go down on the ramp?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Down.
So you want to surf to the bottom of the ramp so you would land towards like the middle of it?
Yeah, I can try and like...
I'm trying to get on the fucking ramp!
There we go.
That was hard.
Nice try, that's my shot.
What?
Go to hell!
Sorry bro.
Wait, oh I thought it was just a shot.
You want to try and land somewhere in the middle of a ramp, go down straight away, and then at the end come up.
Like do like a big mouse movement like flick your mouse like upwards to the left look at to the left
No, like at the at the end of the ramp at the bottom of the ramp
Yeah, so you go out the middle
Surf it to the bottom and then once you at the end of the ramp you come up like you do a flip
Bro, it just looks like something to me. Oh, wait. Oh, I know why I know why I know why I know why I know why
Okay. What? Where I'm going? I have no speed! How are you holding it?
You have to grind the ramp, like you have to make a new shape on it.
You only have to go down, up, like down, up.
Like, try to get a speed on the way down, and move, like it needs to get smooth movement.
I don't think I have a ramp!
I think this map is possible bro, I'm not gonna die.
I don't remember this being as hard as this one.
Yeah, this one is hard.
Yay!
You see how you're going straight down the ramp?
That's what you want to do.
Should I be taking W on this ramp cipher now?
No, no, no.
As soon as you jump off this star, let go of W.
W as soon as you have all the stage you want from W and you jump like all of it
Bro, I'm just dead. I have no speed. I don't know how to explain this. You got it. You got it. You got it
I'm joking. That's right. Yeah. Yeah
Sorry, you're landing on the ramp of your cable, but not your mouse. You need to move your mouse as well
I guess as you land on it you need to move your mouse
I don't know explain it
I'm not gonna lie or like for day one. This is great. Yeah. Yeah
There's perhaps not like the most beginner friendly maps as like day one day one
Yeah, not very long hops on surf day one and finishes with us. No way. No way
Raster rookie is better surf rookie like no like this one is way too advanced
Jesus you want to give one moment?
Yeah, one more. Let's go rookie. Let's go rookie
Wow, let's go rookie. Let's go rookie
Jixi rookie is yours bro rookie is yours rookie is yours. It's literally named rookie if I can't be this and now
exactly exactly
All right, they need to download the map. But then we go in
Also chat keeps saying you you're still press W jungle you got to get rid of that habit, bro
You got to get rid of that habit chat. How often do I actually press it?
legitimately
chat how often do I actually press it a
a lot a lot too much every time all the time all the time every single try
basically 90% of the time 99% are you guys fucking serious hi I hate you cases
chat were banned from cases for like two nights two days they're sick of this
they want to see cases that's crazy jeez you have to show them now who's boss
on rookie bro you have to show them who's boss on rookie bro it's named rookie I
gotta beat it man come on you will you will crush us yeah it's fine it's fine
this is fine all right John you're on you're on welcome to surf rookie here we
There we go. A lot of people just fast and map.
Nine! Hold up, hold up.
Nine.
Try jumping a little earlier off the start platform so you surfed more of the first round.
That was a little better. Like you had more space than doing it.
Wait, what do you mean by jump? Space bar?
Yes, yes, yes
Yeah, this is like I'm not generating any speed guys
Is this so easy?
Is this so easy?
I'm lucky I think it is.
I'm so sure I have beginner but I think it's the same.
So it's jump point mouse, jump point mouse keyboard.
You gotta like carve down the ramp.
You see where my muggle is looking?
I'm looking to like the side.
That's kind of how you want to position yourself when you're boarding the first ramp.
So you would jump straight and then turn sideways kind of.
Yeah a little bit.
Yeah, a little bit.
Ah, Jinxie, Jinxie, I'm trying to get you right now.
You just need to like, A continuously.
Jinxie, Jinxie, I know what you're doing wrong. Listen to me, please.
Okay, listen to me, please.
You keep holding W. Now you stop because I'm watching and now you did it!
Stop holding W!
Okay, it's just W. W's my prep time.
Yes, bro, you got it!
This is easy. I just gotta stop holding W, okay?
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Nine!
I was perfect but you held W you need to hold A while moving your mouse along ramp
You kind of have to you have to get a feel for it. It's kind of difficult
So it's A the first ramp D the second man
Correct
You got this
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah there. Where's my speed at twin? I
I got a lot of fast low-cafee noise right as fast rams and slow
shouldn't he be aiming his mouse at the ramp more
Catholic at the bottom I feel like you're aiming your mouse like upwards when you're surfing around instead of like down
You need to be looking down when you're like surfing down the ramp instead of looking up
bro why is my is it because I'm still holding D at the end should I now I'm
like that like I'm like coming to a dead stop you're just not landing on the
second ramps maybe I can was that was it almost
come on let's go bitch yeah yeah looking at the ramp
what you do it off
this one's way simpler than it looks almost almost almost almost almost
Wow, DZ. I'm gettin' the hang of this shit.
Bro, looking at the ramp helps a lot, guys.
That was good advice.
Looking at the ramp helps a lot. Should I be doing D on that last one?
Right, yeah.
Um, no, you hold A, but you wanna board it, but you wanna, like, land on this, uh, last ramp higher.
Only what?!
I was muted. You couldn't even have me scream, but I was kinda celebrating when you made that fucking second one.
Good shit, Jinxie.
Thank you, bro.
Ah!
Jinxie, remember, attack it from the top more, because the game speed on the way down.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, stay dubby, stay dubby.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And now say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No.
Stuff that first ramp to the very end, and then turn into the last ramp.
Oh, this level is hard, Jinxie.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah.
To attack the second ramp, like it's a really hard, like, tech, like, to attack that, you can't look at it like that.
You lose all your speech, Jinxie. You have to attack it always from the side, you know?
Like your hip, your hip has to attack it. Yeah, yeah, Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie, Nick.
Yes! Oh my God! Come on! I'm actually doing this shit! Wow!
What, what is this one?
Oh Jesus
Yeah, you need to go down that hole I think jungle
Wait, what do you have to do here?
Taffy you surf down into the tunnel the tunnel is the finish
Then you have to do it again, and I think it's like a ramp underneath
Yeah, you go down into the tunnel and then it's a ramp to the finish
You know this
I'm starting to get it.
I'm starting to get it, bro.
I'm not sure.
That was really good speed.
Wait, I thought I'd get it.
We got lost, Junko.
This is like velocity?
No, velocity.
This is like the other stage, but they added a ramp.
We won around the wall.
Oh, oh, oh.
How dare I jinx you, bro.
Yeah, we may be cooked, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
Oh, god.
I'm not going to get around there.
Wow.
Yeah, this is where rookie breaks you. I'm not gonna lie, bro. Do you have to ask for this round in the fucking corner?
You're going to need to serve the entire you this person like don't come off of it until the wall
Not chance wow, this is the hardest one yet. I think
What should I be doing like what buttons should I be cleaning on that?
Do you know what I mean, calf?
Um, okay, so let me get to that stage.
I don't want to clip, so take some of it together.
But when you're landing on that second half, you don't just hold B.
You want to hold A before you land on it, to like position yourself to board smoothly
so you don't like take all your units, or your speed.
Great, unit.
like units is like what the speed is referred to in this game also Jinx
you're holding W after your first jump in this game as soon as you jump you
don't have to hold W anymore like it doesn't bring you more forward if you
like go jump like the second you jump it's fine I'd like to W the second you
jump it's fine
Do you see, that's great.
I'm not going to lie, this one is not possible without like strafing, like this is just not
possible.
And he's the flick at the end too, right?
A little bit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was just like staying high on this first ramp and then turning like sharply as
you get to the end of it.
It will make the next, like, it will make landing on the next ramp easier.
Oh!
Wait, am I supposed to get to the ramp or the water part to cut off?
Get to the ramp.
The ramp on the wall?
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. Let me make sure I know, like, I know you're saying.
So this line on the floor, that or the other thing?
The ramp. The ramp on the right.
What?
You see more speed bro.
You see speed.
Try not to focus on getting more smooth landing onto the second air.
How am I supposed to get there?
Capri can I see you do it? Can I see you do it Capri?
Yeah, yeah, of course. I'm on the stage from this back.
But you might get sent back to the start, possibly.
Let me know when you're watching.
I'm watching you, Catherine.
I'm watching you.
Okay.
So my advice to you to do this, I mean this is how I would do it, it's just like surf
on the bottom.
So it was like a bit of a curve, like it curves, you have more units behind the mic
than I thought.
But I think you should say hi until the very end and then shock we turn as Remen.
You kind of looked at the brick wall there.
Like, like not here, go again, go again, go again.
Right here you were like spacing the brick wall to the very end, right?
Yeah, I think you should surf this ramp until the very end because it will make landing
on this ramp easier.
As soon as you like get to the end, you just turn to the right, so you hold D to
your right, it will make landing on this ramp easier, you have more speed.
I think you can do the stage.
I think you can do the stage.
I have a hundred percent faith you can passage
I spawn at the start
I think he's teaching me or something
oh I'm here I'm here
Come on baby, come on baby, come on baby, it's time to be great!
BAH!
I just don't see how I'm gonna land there. I don't see how I'm gonna get there.
You know how you're turning right off the first ramp?
You hold D while you're in the air and then as you touch the ramp is when you hold A
Like that
With it closer closer
Have a little ice
Okay, wait, can I screen share for you that?
Yeah, of course. Let me screen share that might be better
Bro, already it's muted, I feel like you're just laughing, bro.
No, bro, you're just- you're just- I'm not joking, bro.
You're doing good. Why? Because I'm trying this map right now.
I'm struggling at this fucking level. I'm not joking, bro.
Like, bro!
Kevree, the one way you have to go down the dice, it's actually hard.
GC, the fact that you're progressing so fast, it's really impressive.
I'm not joking. It's your first day.
And you're progressing through fucking surf rookie, like you're not a rookie.
I'm not joking.
No, no, thank you, bro. Sorry, sorry.
Thank you. Thank you. Bro, how do you start a hunt? Like, Cass, how do I get that last
jump? Do I have to get so much momentum or something?
You need more speed. You need to turn smoother off the first map. Don't do it as sharp
as you just did in the attempt before. I know what you mean. It's hard to do.
100%
Like you're very nice to using a keyboard, right? That was really good. Thank you
Why did it turn out so bad though at the end?
I'm because you were kind of high on that ramp and so this I need to attack low at the end attack low
Um, you want to land high on the second ramp and then kind of stuff
Calf that felt like the best one yet. If you saw that in the screen chair
That was pretty good. Yeah, if you hadn't given that wall, I think you make it to the next round.
Calf? Calf? Oh my god!
You got it.
Drippin'.
Any other advice in midair? Should I be like...
Oh my god.
Ah ha ha!
Shit!
I don't think I should be doing that anymore.
can i like do a try and do a little flick at the end of the second round
that was a big flick, big boy, big boy, big boy
bradder
bradder
let me kill him, let me kill him
I go, I go, I go, oh
Oh no this one is kinda hard, lowkey.
Bro, I swear this.
Getting the height at the end.
Right.
Jinx you're doing good bro.
Squishy eye we're both struggling and fucking stuff rookie too, I'm not joking.
Yeah.
Actually.
Two double 10s.
That's a little bit longer Jinx.
Two double 10s.
Two pro players.
What do you say Cap?
What do you say?
Yes sir.
I said try and stay on the first round for a little bit longer.
Okay, okay, I just lay a little bit until you turn right
That was really good
Yeah, you're so smart my god. Yeah, you're so smart. You're so smart. I
Made it. I made it. I made it finally. I'm okay. I'm coming with you right now. Oh
My god, that's my first time I got on the ramp cap that it's the first time I've ever got on the ramp Wow
Nice nice. Holy it's nice
as you land on that buzzer end.
Wait, what's that?
Look where?
Look where?
When you land on that last ramp,
you seem to be looking straight,
like looking towards the finish.
OK.
This is actually so fucking fun.
Where does it want you to go?
I
Don't switch your old crash opera this fucking level is
Getting speed up that last one is actually hard Jinx bro, but we still like the challenge bro
It's gonna be like a lot of fun, too. Like I swear like
Like that does need some time to just like once you feel like it.
Okay, I just I know I can because now that I've hit the ramp I'm not I can't stop until I do it.
I know I can do it now.
Oh, I feel like you'll take the brahma.
This is way less expensive than cases to.
Daffy, you don't KZ, you just surf?
No. I've tried KZ like a little bit in the past, but it's not.
What is KZ? Is it the hardship?
Yeah, the hardship.
Yeah, it's the strafing in the air and like jumping from block to block.
Oh my god! I was here in the chat!
I was here in the chat! I was here in the chat!
Come on.
Sure, but long do you stay on the first round the easier the second board will be
Yo, I love you, but your advice is so good cap
As soon as you said that half as soon as you said that fuck
Nah, break up for the challenge, we're not even kidding.
So what is it on there?
When you land on that last ramp, Jinx C, you wanna be holding.
Land on the last ramp, hold T, okay.
It's basically zombie mode, bro.
Like us against 3D 60 fucking zombies on Dust2.
Oh shit.
We have to go through people or?
Yeah, yeah, we just get people from the chat.
That's sick.
Always seen like a fun, Dima do those, it's fun.
Yeah, zombie, but also scuffed. Yeah
Did you make it squishy? Yeah, yeah, I'm on 15 at a
The next one's kind of hard
I am breaking the habit of W to know Chaby I'll see that
I'm breaking the W half.
You're already a lot better, bro.
You're looking quick.
It's pretty hard.
I feel like no one really is good at surfing.
It takes time.
It's the most unique slice they have.
It's hard to get into.
Yeah.
I was saying something.
I feel like you either
can't forget the whole W on a ramp
or you play this game over
for a couple hundred hours.
oh my god Chad I'm right there I'm gonna go pee really quick bro I'm gonna go
pee clear my head bro I'm so fucking close bro I'm so sure your bro your
chat he doesn't know the next levels though squishy yeah bro this map is
actually hard I'm not joking yeah the end of it is it's my game crashed I see
really yeah how do you make that
are we on the same level? yeah i think so
they get to like the greats at the end what the fuck i just saw it oh hell no
let's go same time now boom
i wonder we got to get you on rock release sometime bro
i told you right like i played it twice one time controller one time
keyboard bro I couldn't do anything
I feel like that game is hard to get into
very hard yeah because such a big big gap
mechanical gap yeah yeah I'm down
you dominate rock league so you'd
probably be nasty but there's a few
a few good players figure players like
Some of the best European players. Maybe one like top 20 European player.
It's generally. It's mostly French, mostly French dominated.
Yeah, I know Vitality. It's the same teams too.
Yeah, I know I've been watching. I've been watching.
Which country is the best in surfing, Calfrey?
um I mean personal bias I'll say Australia not sure I mean wave I was also from
Australia what I didn't know that yeah that's great but like Finland is pretty
good that's pretty good so I'm just gonna hit him up
wait is that high five?
Australian server?
high five?
high five!
oh my god high five is you must first try that shit?
I'm gonna give this a couple more tries and I'm gonna do that zombie thing.
Oh my god, I did it.
Squishy.
I did it, I did it, I did it.
Got him right there bro, you can see the vision.
I was like flicking too high.
Not that ram.
Just a little more common movements.
Don't do it like this now.
Common movements.
it's like yeah all right that was good except you landed on the ramp where it
was like flat instead of the curve part so you like picked up the speed
it's fun but frustrating right yeah bro I don't know if I can get this one
Oh, you're lucky. The challenge is going to be fun, I swear. Just let me know.
Oh my god, all I have to do is hold D, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck!
Just one more ramp.
God!
Oh, this one is so hard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know bro, I just want to be cut.
You notice how you like, let go of holding A on that ramp for a little bit
and then like, tap it again and you want a slot of speed?
Yes, yes.
Well Jinxie, one thing I have to tell you, you're not finishing this map today, like that's not possible.
The other levels, they're GG, like...
Yes.
Maybe if you finish this level we go challenge, trust.
Like it's fun
But I feel like I don't yeah, I feel like you've told me I he can be easier. No, so if you told yeah, yeah, I think so, too I
Think he's learned a few things from this work like map that he could take back like utopia and like feedback
I don't
For sure for sure
No, it's wishing this never just pissing me off
which one is it? The last one.
So I smacked this not, I feel like the brands are too fast those like
Cafe you know what I mean? Like it's, the Jutopia it's like smooth and slow.
Yeah a lot more quicker movements. Yes.
Oh, so close.
I have to beat up all of this?
Is the level beatable though, Jinxie?
Yours?
I had one chance where I actually could beat it.
Let me check, let me check, let me check.
Oh, you're on this one.
Oh, Jinxie!
Am I home and I hope I'm free first time I read this was this possible? Oh
Pro that was here. Oh my god
Lock in reset reset, you know sometimes like you just lock out like in every set every tries not a full hundred percent
Try anymore lock in this is the try now
Why so busy out
I
Never never have to piss law, bro
It's left. It's lay. Oh, what are you doing?
Bro, this is hard, bro, I know bro. I know but jinxie it should motivate you like you're able to do this very very soon, bro
Maybe just not today. I'm not going to why do you have to get out look in see where can you see where?
Yes.
Where I am on the ramp is where I want you to turn right.
Like once you get to me is when you turn right.
JX!
Oh my god.
You've got this.
Yeah.
You lost a little bit of speed.
No I will literally suck your cock!
try landing like high on the second round, like earlier
okay, okay
please, please, please, please, oh my god you did it
did it?
I want to suck your cock
I want to suck your Australian dick
that was so smart, oh my god we did it
That's actually crazy, oh my god!
That's insane.
Bro that advice was so good, Kafe.
Wow, that advice was so good.
I instantly had better results when I did that.
Oh no.
They probably already did this one now.
Um, a longer base stages are just like, older stages but more added to it.
Okay, it might be zombie time.
I got the end of the game.
Where'd you got it?
You got it?
No, you have to flick off that.
That gate doesn't open.
Come on, come on.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
I know, but I got to flick it, huh?
What do you mean, flick?
It's speed.
I'm not flicked, but you've got to look up.
You see more speed.
You see more speed.
Hide-a-low, hide-a-low, hide-a-low, hide-a-low.
high to low high to low
you lost me that for the side
you wanna like attack the ramp smooth you know like
uh... yeah yeah
that was pretty smooth that was pretty smooth
we said high to low
high to low, yep high to low
you can hold crouch
on this ramp to go under the...
You typically don't hold crouch on ramps but on this one you can hold crouch
to go under the gate easier and then just flick your mouse at the end.
Would you guys say flick it? Do you mean flick my mouse up?
Yes, so hold D and then like...
Move your mouse up to the right.
Jinxie, the way you attack the ramp the last try, not this one.
I want you to do that again. Please jump from the right towards the left.
Yes, that's much better.
Wow! Wait, I clear it!
What?!
Damn it, I know! I'm over it, right?
No, you touched it, you touched it.
What? How do I got to get?
Shit, shit.
Stop, stop, stop.
I saw.
From right to left, trust.
Again, the zombie challenge is ready.
It's going to be a lot of fun, guys. Trust me.
Let's do this, I love to do this.
God, this level, this level, this level.
I'm going to get stressed out, bro. Like, playing this shit.
No, you're not. No, you're not.
Jesus, Jesus.
Time out, time out, time out, time out, time out, time out!
Go from, yet one time the perfect round start, I'm not joking.
When you went from the right, go to the right a little bit.
Yeah, and then now attack it like this.
You slide onto it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, look at the speed.
Wow!
I felt that, I felt that.
Now I just have to flick it.
Holy W Jinx
Nice guys
Bro, I love a lot in your bro. I love for locked in your like I already know if you are off
She right now you just want to finish this level you with another three hours
The thing I like about surfing is like as soon as you die you just right back on it. It's just non-stop
He's keep fucking going. Yes. It's not that is fun, bro. That is really fucking fun
I thought I got you learned a good bed, too
Well, yes, you did. I'm not joking. I never thought you would make this far
All right yo hey new IP in the thing um boom now this is the one this is the one it's
time boys oh god um me serving to speak I love that you love it I love that you love
Sir, if we can speak!
Kathy, what time is it for you?
At 7am.
At 7am.
Sh**, sir. So you joined at like 5.
Uh-oh.
How's your sleeping schedule right now?
It's pretty bad.
It's like, I would've been awake at like 5am anyway.
So, so good.
Alright, let me see.
Boom, boom, boom.
you wanna see us together okay I hope this was a boss after that the toilet
real quick I'll be over here
Nobody wanna do that to us.
So how does this shit work, man?
So we're gonna be fighting zombies, but they're gonna be real people.
I'm guessing they're not gonna act like god zombies.
Yeah, I only have to explain.
I've never played this, but it's like a streamer challenge to do.
What do you want to see?
I like it.
I like it.
I like all those different way like different things you can do to like, you know what I
mean?
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's so much stuff.
You don't see us.
How do you get more stuff?
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Come here, come here.
So only they have to come, come, come, come, come.
Crouch in front of him and just move your mouse up and down, bro.
Why?
A little more aggressive, a little more aggressive.
Yeah, that's good.
So when he comes back, look, stand up thing, I'll show you what it looks like.
Stand up.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's good that guy can hear your arm moving that's good
bro that's good that's good hopefully it comes back yeah I don't know how you're
mounting but like it's all good let's take that's tight
you know in rocket league jinx for your afk and you get mounted like someone
jumps on the back of your car so it's not really you know it's a good thing yes
bro
I'm not in, but I think I'll speed up, I admit.
Oh, oh, generating, that's what I, oh, nice guy.
I thought it was you.
Who's this?
You still like KZ and Kripp a lot?
Okay.
Are you supposed to play with that much of these things?
I have a wrist issue from playing it a bit too much.
Bro, really?
I haven't played in Rust lately.
Yeah.
Dude, so your two games are CSGO and Rust?
Yeah, I don't know.
You must really hate your...
I'm a bit mentally ill on that, yeah.
us really Asian life dude sorry boys I'm back yo what's up bro yo it's time it's
time it's time all right I didn't have much time to prepare right so this could
be a little bit short but the plan is the plan is we all know Call of Duty
Zombie mode right yes where you have waves of zombies you try to be the
certain wave what we are gonna do is basically um we're gonna start spawning
in zombies we start on CT side all right and we have to fucking defend
zombie waves it is a zombie means somebody with a knife fucking running at
you aka our fucking viewers high-wise can be the first zombie if he wants to
be there's also or should be I hope it works proximity check so we can hear
the zombies roaring towards us all right this was all last minute so it
could be a little bit chopped the plan is to make it as fast we can maybe like
wave 100 aka 100 zombies ask the reverse 100 I have no idea how this will go
though no idea thank you for thank you for joining
I swear like thank you so much. This was a pleasure. Thank you
Yo, this is fun
How fast you think you can beat surfed utopia, bro
I think if you walked in I think you could probably do it
Wait, that's how I time
And now if you want a good amount on rookie I
Ha ha ha ha I agree by the way careful you can join as well the challenge if you can join as well
Yeah, okay, www as a hunter as a zombie as
A zombie as a hunter. Oh, sorry as a hunter
Low-key it may take an hour as a zombie you can always pick when you want to if it gets like late or something
Okay, I'll go with you guys if you want if I'm welcome
From my side bro. Is that what you guys are? Yeah, bro. Fuck yeah. Give me a sexy bathroom.
I'm gonna be on like 400 ping so that might be a little bit of a shame.
Oh shit, that's a trillion ping.
Hi guys, what are you doing there bro? Hi guys, come here, come here, come here.
We'll talk to you, have us.
That's a big dog.
I think as well because if we are four, then we're gonna make it fucking further as well, bro.
Imagine we make it to like a wave of 100.
Alright, so.
Could we have some water?
No.
I WANTED TO DO THAT SO BAD!
GO GET THE MOTO GUN!
Alright, um, let me see, so...
Does it work? The proximity chat? Jinxie with Hivize?
Hivize, see if we can talk about it box over the next...
Hivize, speak, speak.
Does he have his moustache?
He's on long.
Hivize?
No way!
Wait, keep talking and keep moving back!
Oh my god
Yeah, she's got too far away you see it's like this
Poland like a little bit further like I don't know five meters
You guys here
Yeah
Alright, let's see, let me get some people.
Um...
Um...
One...
We sat for the year.
Yo, Chad, if you want to join, type one.
We need some hunters.
Like, actually, we may need like a hundred people. I'm not joking.
Um...
We have eyes taught now, have eyes taught now.
Have eyes taught now.
Sixty-four max?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, here, right here, right here.
How much did I see that 100 each 50 50 so easy of 64
That might not be that easy I'm already at 600 eight big wait
We can put them at a hundred HP. I think yeah Poland Poland Poland at 100
We'll basically be able to get 64 viewers in right
Yeah, yeah, I mean I hope we either die before like I'm scared that it's easy but
I didn't know that the limit was 64 could be too easy but we will see we will see
we can also adjust that HP you know but I think they should be at 100 though
Jack, 4v64, do we win that or no?
Wait, 64's a lot, I'm not gonna lie.
Bro, that's like 12 per person. Squishy's got global lead though.
Yeah, hey, hey, me too, me too and Kathy too.
Wait, you guys are all global lead?
Of course, of course.
Yeah.
You too, Jack.
What? Odey, you're global lead?
Yeah, brother, of course.
Hello, why's the chat laughing?
Come here silver one. No, I'm not what
You're trolling right my only your silver global doesn't mean shit anymore
Think think yeah, I'm ahead there's a run boost. I'll show you run boost
run boost okay so look this way you're gonna jump as soon as you land hold w and
then jump again okay whenever you want yeah I think that's what the math sucks
I'm coming coming I did your fast for a second you'll see you'll definitely see
it okay proximity should be increased let's try it right now on long and then
we get a go on boys let me start just already three people right now waiting
Oh
There's so much speed again
Jump no, you gotta hold back as soon as you hit my head hold up you again, okay? Okay, okay?
Some reason the game is so shit
Try again, try again
You had it for a sec. You got so far
Yes, we can buy we start with zero dollars though, and we get money every kill, you know
Yeah, hold W right away. Yeah, since you land my pussy ready ready
I'm holding it but like I just think I'm overrunning you like I'm running
Just make sure you're in the middle of his head and you're up the floor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's good.
Okay, ready?
Of course, you're ready to run.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
See, something's wrong with the part of the map, let's find a more flag ground.
Come, come, come, come.
Are you teaching him stripping?
Nah, run boost, run boost.
But CST run boost is shit, like some parts of the map, like if there's any
elevations, it's kind of bad.
Oh my god, Kathy check your ping!
Holy shit!
That is so holy shit.
Yes, I'll grind it.
I'll grind it.
Yeah, yeah.
Why does the flattest part of the map really matter?
What's up with Earth?
That's right here.
Hello.
What about here?
Ah!
Try again.
I'm done at the right.
Nah.
Alright ready?
We have to reset trouble boys, but then we can go.
I think that would work.
Anyway, you go flying Jinx.
If you run and then jump again, you go flying.
Like really high in the sky?
Not high but forward really fast.
Oh!
Reach on, reach on.
Don't let go of your team's voice.
Do pros do that to get the spots fast or something?
Like at the start of a round?
Yes.
Yeah, you're a genius bro, yeah.
It's actually like...
I assume because if you get to a choke point quick it's just cheese.
Yeah, you beat the timing, right?
Like a default timing?
Close CS must be like insane, bro.
Like, because they're all so fucking locked.
They're also mechanical, they have prior-
Put a test match with guns, bro.
Yeah, every grenade light it up, they all probably have perfect fucking aim, they all have fucking perfect angles on every map.
Oh, some of the thing is buggy, because we can go inside of each other on the map, that makes sense.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's uh, yes.
Because else the zombies, once it's 64, like, uh, they get stuck, you know?
So are they gonna push like zombies or not?
No, no, no, no, no, again, bro, like, I had no time to prepare anything, so this is like, as scuffed as it gets.
but it should hopefully it's gonna be fun we will see all right um are you guys ready
your name went from cheeseburger to onay how did you change it yeah i know bro fuck cheeseburger bro
wait uh i was can you get high-fives on p-side um
Um, hold on.
I just moved like such a nuke.
What's your actual rank, brother? Chat said you lied.
Bro, no, bro. I am the highest rank on CS.
Why are you smiling? I didn't feel you smiling.
No, I'm not, bro. I'm not.
Alright, yo, how about a skinned chaos, bro?
Yes, yes, yes.
Can I join a team for a chat?
Okay, talk?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm talking, I'm talking, I'm talking, I'm talking, I'm talking.
Hello?
Keep, keep, keep.
So here you are, okay?
Okay, okay, and now keep...
Oh wait, he can't hear us.
Sh** it.
Keep talking, coming to us.
Now you can see Jinxy, it's proximity chat.
Wait, wait, wait, here he comes.
Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, ready?
Yeah.
Hit the game for some reason.
You guys know what?
That's perfect, that's perfect.
Ah, that's somebody, that's somebody, that's somebody.
Alright!
Hi, guys!
You're gonna be our round one, alright?
You're gonna be zombie number fucking zero.
Maybe you win the challenge, maybe it ends right here!
If we can't find the headshot, suck, he fucking kills us right now.
Crippy. Crippy.
Alright, Nick, are you 100 HP?
Uh, I'm 50.
I can't do it on a team right now, I don't know why.
Oh yeah, it has to be manual.
Um, Polin, can you add squishy to hunters, to my team?
And then...
Hi guys, try killing Jinxie. I want to see how many slices it takes because again, we are pretty tanky try killing Jinxie
He's right here
Thousand
Put it down hold it put it down to how much we put it up to fight
How much is the backstab through try try try on me on me?
That's not 180 I'm not gonna lie
Put it to 500. Yeah, 500 500 500 us and a hundred the zombies
Yes, yes once there's a lot yes should be group up with the play
It's grouping up like the strap for this or like it's better to spread out or I think for us
We just locked down road. We just hold down on the air. We're in front of high-miss, but you know
Wait, how quickly what that's it how quickly quickly like
after we chill one does another one immediately like come in or
Like no, it's like in waves at the start we can like double it every time what I thought about in the shower today
We
Don't add one job me every time of course it makes no sense, right?
We just fucking butter through them. Oh, we're gonna double it every time until
Maybe they knife us once
Actually can make sense
Then we go round by round of course.
We lose if all of us die.
If all of us die.
It's just like zombies, yes.
It ends, yes.
All right.
We start with one zombie, two, four, eight, six.
Get this guy away from me!
Get this guy away from me!
OK.
Yes.
All right, boys, are we ready?
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm born ready.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's start the games.
Oh my god, oh my god, it's starting, it's starting, starting.
Starting?
We're in, we're in, we're in, we're in.
Can you hear me?
Wait, can we buy anything?
Sorry, I was muted.
Yes, we can't buy anything right now because we have zero dollars.
Can we get any?
Yeah.
Alright, W.
Boys, let's go, let's go.
It's just high buys, it's just high buys.
Yeah, let me get it, let me get it.
Yeah, wait, wait, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
Okay, we have Proxim, bro, we have Proximity, Jack.
How do I talk to him, Kay?
I don't know where he is gonna be close. I know so well. I got out of that corner, bro
He's he's more afraid of us than we are of him
Have I just wanted you and four of us buddy
Nah, you should have let Jigs kill him.
Okay, here we go.
Yeah, I wanted to.
So now there's going to be two?
Oh my god, he already joined.
Yes.
Oh, does our HQ reset every time?
Our HQ is going to reset every time?
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, so yeah, we can let Jigs kill.
We have 50 bucks now.
And again, we're trying to save up for something nice.
Don't buy a fucking slash.
Well, I shouldn't talk in-game, right?
Guys, mute each other in-game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guys, guys, guys.
We can now still fix our settings, right?
If you have settings to fix, it's only two zombies.
Mute each other in-game, so when we try to talk to them, we can't
each other you know. Yeah yeah. Jeezy you know how to do it? Press tap. Yeah. Click
on one of our, you have it? Ah, tap. Oh, press tap. Click on one of our names and
then click the volume button. Like you know, just click on it. Profile? No. Yeah. The
volume oh yes you sorry okay just put all of us on zero all right hey all right
yes hello all day bro I should have just trying to waste our time yeah yeah all
that was the wrong yeah it's gonna get harder how do I fucking mute you bro
yo bro they should be coming long bro what is this I thought they would run
of us what are this what is this hiding what the fuck
what's that he's gonna yeah all right yo do we need to put a time limit zombies
why are you like oh it's Dima bro wait what
the second who's Dima why he's he's like does he
He's dead, bro.
He always does the challenge.
Bro, how?
Wait, so they're turning instantly.
How's that even happening?
Poland, the admin, he's like dragging the men, you know?
Fuck yeah.
It's like, let's go.
Alright, so now three zombies.
Four, four.
We double it every time Jinx sandfilt someone dies.
One of us.
And then we go slow.
Here we go.
We set him up.
We set him up.
Alright, four fucking zombies.
Come on!
This should still be easy, bro.
This should still be easy.
Again, once it's a lot, we just have to fucking lock it down a lot, right?
well well well I don't know talking can't hear them I think it's because they're dead
they're eight that's gonna come it he's dragging them in oh my god there's a month
in the next round once we need more people now there you gotta save your money I'm saving
I want to save for an M4. Yeah, let me know we should buy it. I know we should buy. I
Feel like I'm for a hundred dollars. How do you know what else?
Yeah, I'm gonna armor. What it matters for my son even now
Yo, yo, yo, yo
I'm telling you now there's no way to be 64.
You're not allowed to respawn
Joking bro we go again you do get revived. It's like it. Don't be public. You're oh
Enemy apparently they're saying
Huh?
Jinx you needed a no, no, no. Oh, Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. No, I rest it top. Are you sure you did? Yes? Yes?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
Oh, yo, yo, I see arrow on the enemy team this most second wrong
He was in the car with you yesterday.
Yes, fucking arrow.
How many are on editing now?
I think he's going to go until if you press tap jigsaw you see a life under the terrorists, right?
He's going for 16. Why? Because only you died.
Listen boys, do we already invest or do we stay with USPS?
Stay, stay.
Let's all go long together. Let's all go long together.
Can we do 16?
Yes, I think we can.
Let's go long together. Yeah, we need to play long together and not let them get close to us.
All right
And follow us follow us we all go long
Like our cars really say that today
Okay, I'll play cars. Yeah, I'm a little farther to come lock in was walking. We need straight headshots. Don't waste your bullets
We only have fucking third 30 each way this actually said
I'll take an info people all right come on only one headshot only headshots nice one down 15 to go
flank on the left
nice boys
good shit Squishy
wait is my ammo killer going to go round by round
no no no we're going to get a refreshed ammo
we have an issue we have an issue
I don't think they're going to come
Squishy bait them out
bait them out
let me bait them
Let me bait them. Let me bait them. I'm on the higher thing.
They're going cat. They're going cat.
One cat?
I think we just go.
Ah, block them now.
Yo, you're not telling me.
Block them. You're back up. I'm not...
How are you faster than me?
I'm going to die. I'm going to die.
Ease.
Quick.
I have no ammo. I'm running out of ammo.
I'm running out of ammo.
Oh my god, boys, please win this
What the fuck I need a gun I need a gun
We knew that the problem is the problem is you get attacked once you're dead
why because you slow down and and yeah bro we need to stay on long I'm not
joking and and push I don't know nor option this nor option they get the
play you think okay should we buy now buy gun now oh god I've only 1.9k wait I
can only I can't buy anything yeah I think 22 is enough for now 20 oh yeah
Lucky 20 lucky 20. Oh god
Yeah, we only went up by four
Kathy XM
Yeah
He's so hard
Bro squishy your boys press tab squishy is literally only carrying he has 19 kills right now Jim see you
Let me marinate. I'm just marinating marinated. Yeah, me too. Me too
John stop I'm buying I'm buying is scout to play boys now, right? I don't think so. I
So you should be from awesome again. How do I scroll down the leaderboard like how do I see all of them?
Uh, you press click tap and then you scroll down
I feel like Nate's could be a kid Nate's be a player like imagine throwing an HE while running away
If we see a bunch we can a second you can buy two HE's guys
You know they're definitely having so much fun in their call
Yes, are we ready boys wait, should I go deagle or just save up for like MP5?
Jinxie I'm sorry save up maybe fuck Jinxie I bought a 5-7 I think 5-7 can be really nice
Okay, I'm gonna buy I gotta go about five. All right, but boys boys. We have to stay together on this one like actually
Yeah, all right. We almost lost the last one. All right. Come on focus. Yes. We are ready. Let's go Poland
Boys look in please
I have nade if you want a nade stack somewhere on A
same, same
I think the nades are good bro
once you're like caught in the back position you throw a nade and they just run into it, you know
long, long, long one
nice squishy
we got your back, nice squishy
one show, one show
one doobak one
they're coming, they're coming
are you good or not, are you good or not
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good
Let's go up to 24 zombies. Now
Keep in mind fucking cash that was 20 that was 20 we're going up by fall we're going up by fall
All right boys. I'm telling you right now grenades are fucking old people. Yes. I have glasses. What do you think about flashes?
Oh, the process
Flash a jinxing jinxing jinxing take this guy
Flash not so good. Oh, I got I got this one this one shotgun. Yeah, dude
I feel like a flash is not to play. I'm scared that you're just gonna blind us. You know what I mean?
Wait, you're just firmly creating flashes?
Yes, yes, yes.
Can I sell? Can I sell?
Yeah.
How do you sell?
Press the reverse key. The refund button. It's an arrow. No, no. My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad.
when that we're over the flash that's like a turn like a u-turn you know press
the u-turn button you turn button on the flash the u-turn button bro wait how
about you turn oh yeah yeah all right you got it no just take my name just take
my name on floor on floor oh yeah but it bought it last round on a stupid thing
about last time so you can't.
Ah that's right.
Alright I'm gonna get some mollies.
How many zombies are there now?
24?
If you press tap jing see and the terrorist you can see it.
Like you see it.
Like counter terrorist terrorist and then you see it live 24-24.
I have the strat.
I'm gonna hold long myself.
You guys, you three can hold like everything else cat and CT okay?
I got nothing to work.
I got nothing to work.
I have a feeling that when they get 64 they're gonna bombard one side and they're
not gonna split their push.
Yeah I'll call for help if I need.
I'll call for help if I need.
They really shouldn't split their push.
I was kind of stupid of them to do that because if they split their push it's like they just get mowed down
But if they can overpower one side, it's a lot worse
So no flash let's go to their nades, I don't want to flash the X. Yes, that's good. That's good. All right
Let's open the gates. Here we go Poland. Let's go
Okay, here we go for zombies right
24 zombies boys
Mama, let's try to not die at all
use your nades twice
I'll set molotov squishy molotov earlier. No, that's fine
They're not rushing it's though, they're mid-tower mid cat. I'll be all cat arrow was trying to cook up a strapped cat careful
We'll wait oh
No
when i'm moving when i'm moving
oh no
we got a problem
if we look at the top bro
it says that this round is gonna take 59 minutes
what is the shit bro
i'm pushing a little bit
squishy if you die we will chop them
we're losing
we're losing
is there a boost that should be here
i'm checking for flank
wait wait wait
i'm gonna catch them
Guys go back maybe
Yo, what is this shit, bro?
I didn't think about this
I didn't think about this.
Wait, we went off time.
Don't we just play time, no?
I know, wait.
That's my extra base.
That's way to mouth.
Wait a mouth.
Way to mouth.
What the hell?
Yo.
Just got to find them.
They're all the same spot.
You just got to find them.
Yo, I'm just going to go first.
Bro, bro, you're going to die, I think.
They're probably all times, bro.
I swear they're all times.
I'm going to go first.
Just chill.
I swear to those high-mises I've got here.
Guys, stay.
Wait.
OK.
There's a long car.
OK, here they are.
Somebody just yelled.
She's coming.
Somebody just yelled.
Thanks, thanks dear NATO here, NATO
I've needed together we have
Wanna waste bullets boys, what is this bro guys guys guys? Are you really gonna wait for one hour?
That's what you get for waiting boys!
That's what you get for waiting boys!
Is this the last one?
Two left boys!
Yo what are you gonna do bro?
Say sorry and I'll let you spell!
Mid doors!
Mid doors!
Mid doors!
Mid doors!
He's walking.
Well as you can talk to the last guy.
Nice!
There we go.
Easy.
Easy.
Wait, so that was four on four, right?
I think we do 30 now.
I think we do 30.
We can...
Hold on, hold on.
Dare I say 32?
Dare I say 30?
What?
Bro, wait, the max is 64, right?
Yes.
I think we just do 32.
We do.
We didn't lose a single life.
Think about it.
We didn't lose a single life there.
Alright, chat.
32, what is that?
That adds eight more, right?
8 more. If they didn't push us though, that's tough. I'm not gonna lie. If they didn't push us, we'd probably lose. Bro, they need to push us those scammers.
Alright, Jinxie, you made the boss call, press tab. There's fucking 32 zombies right now in this next round.
Jinxie, if this sells us, bro, I will be mad. I'm not joking. Bro, it's okay. It's okay. We got this shit, bro.
We have to play together. Okay. The question is, I still only have 5-7 boys. Buy grenades right now. Buy grenades.
Molo top. Okay. So OP you buy two of each. Yes, we can
We need smokes
Maybe right is it good? I feel like it makes it better for them. I think no don't do smoke
We need to be able to see everything we need to be able to see every shot
Scout is one shot right wait. So I get a second a gun now like a gun gun
We said I wait for them for sir wait for them for I feel like I'm for maybe the play for you, bro
I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna wait for it. I'm close one more round one more round and we got it
Yeah, me me too me too. All right 32, right?
Yes, I'll be all ready. Yeah, I'm ready. She's squishy. Yeah. Yeah, ready. Ready. Ready. Open the gates, Poland. Here we go
Oh, jeep us. This is 32 zombies right 32
Yes
Have we beat this? I think we go to like 36
Well, we need to make 64
You get you get long squishy, okay? Yeah
Once they come like in in just use your grenade so they're so OP
I think they're hiding again. There's nothing quiet
That was one on shot one on shot. I'm in I'm in yeah
Careful careful you may be baby. He's baby. No, no, no, no, please down long squishy because if they come to G
They're gonna come on
Oh wait they're all stuck.
One under, like one mid doors.
I can flash mid, do you want to go with the 5?
Yeah, sure.
Flash me, turn, turn, turn.
I'm just going.
I can one in CT guys.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Just right here.
SHOT!
SHOT!
SHOT!
SHOT!
SHOT!
SHOT!
SHOT!
SHOT!
Nice.
Oh no, no, no.
I fucked up boys.
Oh, my God.
Is it just me and Squishy?
Yes it is.
It's just me and Squishy?
I gotta get to the special.
Can I go?
Ah!
Knock it out, knock it out, knock it out.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run!
I'm still in here!
He's on a plane.
I have a plane, I have a plane.
Flig, flig, flig!
Squishy's head is hitting me!
Squishy, save me!
8 remaining, 8 remaining
Oh my god, Jinx
7, 7 left
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
I'm just going to push it to the back.
Boys, please.
Too left, too left, too left.
Don't die on me, Squirtz, watch your back.
Squirtz, you better watch your back
or he's stuck up on you.
Your back, you're...
Squirtz, without you, we would be cooked.
To our children.
Last one, last one.
Nice!
Boys, we lost two people.
we lost two people oh my god I'm selling you like yeah this is all we
can't go in I accidentally pressed G
so okay you drop your weapon in the middle of the day yeah yeah okay so that
That was 36 to 32, 32.
That was 32.
Oh, no, why is it going up?
Yo, chill, Poland.
Why am I sitting 38?
I think we do 38, but no one died.
Like, bro, because when one of us dies,
it makes it easier for all of us to die.
Because it's just less coverage.
Less coverage.
Honestly, it was bad.
Like, me and Jixi pushed long, and it kind of got bad,
because I couldn't help the eight guys.
So maybe I just stayed long.
Well, I just need a better gun.
What is the best gun squishy?
Is it a neg-fone, an empty-fone,
an empty-fone, an empty-fone?
I think that in a game it's easier to control the spray I think.
What is that?
I don't even have it equipped.
Do you have it equipped?
It looks like...
No.
I don't know if Jinxy has it equipped.
It looks like an LMG.
It's mid tier, mid tier.
Jinxy, do you have it?
No, I don't see it.
I'm also going in for one S.
Yo, guys, Kevlar doesn't do anything against the knife slices, right?
I don't know.
I don't think I don't I don't know does it do anything
No, there's no way. I'm sorry. There's no way to be 64. It's just it's way to DOS
Jinxie what is that? Huh?
No, what? No, we lost 32 man. We'll start yes because we we had ADHD if we stay
I feel like if we stay strapped in one position here, but I think you're right
I think you're right. Yeah by a for by a for no more bullets. I don't have
have. We have. Good. Come. Good. Come. Good. Come. Yeah.
You have a. I'm. I'm forty four. I have M. Oh, I already
bought the M four eight one guys. I already bought. No, it's
fine. You can refund. You can refund if you have another
one. I bought the M four eight four. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
There you go. There you go. There's more bullets.
There's more bullets. I have I have a. I have a. Alright.
Guys, how many is this? Thirty eight. Thirty fucking eight.
Oh, so we're just going to keep going up by six until we
like inevitably you know what we're not gonna miss we're not gonna know we're
not 64 the max squishy those bottles are clutched when they were pushing I like
that yeah all right boys are we already is it incendiaries incendiaries yeah
yes yes are we ready boys I'm ready guys walk Jeffrey fuck in yeah yeah
squishing yeah ready ready here we go boys please look in please come on do we
want to try another position now I just fucking dust too long
I think it gives us the most options right let's see you guys
they're getting a little crafty though careful careful like we just have to
let them push
I died to Hivise!
I died to Hivise!
No! 1v1! 1v1!
1v4! 1v4, Squishy!
I died to Hivise. Squishy, you are...
Do you have 6-7 HP?
Squishy, you have...
You never lose this.
Jinx, he has 6-7 HP. It's a sign.
Talk to Hivise, Squishy. Talk to Hivise, this fucker.
Hivise, kill me.
Of course he killed me!
Oh
This is cinema like this actually
That's how this
To left one left one left one left 100 blocks are smart. Oh my god. You got an LMG that is so fucking smart
Reloading is where you're kidding that's rolling. That's rolling
Let's go!
Yo, yo, squishy, do you have 67 HP right now?
Oh my god, I do, I do.
Boys, boys, boys.
Three people died.
We all have 500 HP.
And the last person was one HP.
Do you understand?
I'm going back to my shot.
Yeah, dude, this is getting scary.
So wait, now it's 44?
I wish it wasn't.
I wish it wasn't
I could drop one again
Yeah, yeah, let me try
I do need a drop
Saw your skin
Saw your gun
I have to give that
I feel like the M4 was good
I got it, I got it
Vanly Gaff, are you trolling bro?
We literally just almost died
We had three people dying and the last one was one HP
One right click away from dying
This is mouth and roar
So you got to pull down a bit Jinx, but it's like a big squishy. Is this gun the best yes or no for this challenge 100% I think so
Give me one please give me one please. It's in your hand. It's in your hand. I already gave you one. Oh my god
You're the best. We're ready. We're all equipped
All right, this is 44 zombies right?
Well, what are the odds of high-bives killing me literally 1 in 38 of course like that
I swear to God, he's like the devil
Oh, bad thing about Jackson.
Why did I buy the fuse kit?
All right.
We almost died by over.
What, what, what?
Fine, I'm all right.
Yeah, I'm all right.
You need.
All right, boys.
I don't think you guys realize your jinxing timeout.
Three people died.
We have 500 HP each.
And Swishy was 67 HP down from 500.
Guys, it was this close.
They forced us to long.
And there was like eight people hiding on a box waiting for us.
That was terrifying.
They forced us along.
And they literally, I heard their comments
because some of them don't know what's that song.
They're like, all right, same plan, same plan.
Plan's still the same.
It's two and two.
Like, bro, they're locked.
Like, they're not fucking around.
They're locked.
They have a plan.
I'll be ready.
Yeah, I guess I'm ready.
I don't know.
This is 44.
Okay, chat 44.
44.
45 obsessed.
Low key.
We do for do we go 45 directly. I'm done
Hold it let's start around here we go boys looking oh
Yo, that's guys having the fun of that life. They're fucking organized, bro
Come on boys looking squishy. We did your best fucking in your 77 kills for
You slow with that with that with the
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jinxy, once they start running at you, equip the knife and make a run.
Come, come, come.
They're already coming, they're already coming short.
Where's your shot, shot, shot.
Oh, okay, okay, I'm gonna come up and make a run.
Yes.
There's a plan.
Watch, watch, watch.
We can just nade it.
Boys, come, we can nade, we can nade.
We need to triple nade.
One, two, three, two, one, two, three.
Nade it, nade it, nade it, nade it.
They're gonna wall, they're gonna wall.
They're gonna wall.
They're all wall.
Okay.
Jinxy, stay down, stay down.
don't die don't die don't die
one before, jingsy one before
jingsy you're last 90
oh fuck
jingsy it's just one
jingsy you're the last
niggav niggav janks
big gun big gun
don't reload if you need
you got this you got this
three three three
nice nice
the box on the left, I think, no.
Am I am I?
Yeah, I think, I think, I think,
Oh my god.
All right, that's what you want before back to back.
What do you mean?
What's next?
Bro, you just had to play of your life.
How do you feel?
Oh my god.
I feel amazing.
I feel amazing.
You didn't get hit once it was so good bro. It's so good. You were still at 500 HP bro
They focused you instead of me cuz they know I'm the weakest link
No, no, no, it was the play that you'd like at some point like
Went to another direction because then you had the fucking space bro to make your play
Can you come you come with me or do a boost
Oh my god.
It boosts?
Oh my heart is beating, bro.
I need like a second.
I need like 10 seconds.
I don't have money for the game.
Oh my god.
What's your play?
What's your... I need NiGef2.
I need NiGef2.
Yo this shit saying bad NiGef2
I'm actually ready to make my ass right now.
What are you talking about?
Both fucking last rounds were down to last in life.
And you want us to buy NiGefs?
The only thing keeping us alive?
You're pissing me.
Yo, I'm not joking, guys.
This shit ready to make my ass right now?
That makes no sense.
I wish fucking M4 would die in an instant.
I got no money. I got no money. I got no money. I don't have money for it. You don't buy it for but
the place it'll work. Wait, I have money. I have money. Do you need it? Do you have the negef?
No, he doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. No. The pain on you works pretty well. He can
maybe 90 that's the headshot one shot headshot
I'll go with that
I'll go with that
I don't know
it has 50 ammo
I'm gonna spawn in with the LMG right?
you're good you have it right now
I don't need to buy anything
okay okay
till I die yeah
I'm gonna save my life so if I die
look at those guys for the organization bro
they're trying to intimidate us
You will die hell, nah.
All right, boys, uh...
But it's gonna be close.
It's gonna be close.
Ready.
It is fifth.
Oh, he went up to 50.
He went up to 50.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, so realistically, realistically, we need to beat about four more waves.
And it's gonna be the hardest waves yet.
We could do this, bro.
It's gonna be close.
But 1v4 is like good if you have HP.
I think 1v10 is when it's just cooked.
I think it's just cooked, won't be time.
When you keep getting these 1v4s,
I think we got this shit, guys.
I'm scared, uh, bro.
I died the last time I was in the car.
Alright, come on quick, come on quick, come on.
Long, quick?
Play with, uh, calf, like, wherever he plays.
Like, play like, plat, A-plats.
Just call a calf.
Alright, boys, are we fucking...
We can win this, we can win this.
I'm ready.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Calf, ready?
I walked in, I'm good.
Look at me look at me bro you just turned around like this squishy look at me
You almost like this look
Bro full lad in 250 ping
Gevry how did I die more than you on 250 ping
I'm fucking ass
Wait how did you do to have the most fans too?
I have the second most kills though I guess
I don't know man I'm going in
I guess I don't fucking know
Alright boys let's fucking get it
it open the gates let's go boys knocking knocking 50 fucking zombies
You want the boost or no?
I'll bluebox you you you you you
Good on good on
Okay I'm up I'm up I'm up
They can't get up they can't get up
Come face me come face me
How are you going to get up here?
Hey hey
That molotov
I'm behind it
I'm good on on I'm going to call you when they come
Oh, I got two, I got two.
They're coming, they're coming!
Oh no.
In the bush on the other side!
I'm chillin' now!
They're all gonna jump!
Wait, they're coming at me, coming at me, coming at me!
Oh my god!
Oh!
Oh!
Long is clear, long is clear!
There may be an inside though!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
There may be an inside door!
Yes!
Asfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffbffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.
Y'all just saved my fuckin ass.
Shit, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Yo, where you at guys? Where you at?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
God...
Fuck, did we do that?
Squishy, I don't know how that was a good call, bro.
Killed like seven and then they boosted from the from the other side
He's going up right now, it's a 54. I don't know what he's aiming towards it could be fifth way
It could be when so
He's he's at 55. Why does he keep going up? He goes to 55 Poland wants it at 55
Oh, my oh squishy squishy you need to invest into a fucking negate for me, please the P90s on the job right now
Thank you, bro
Guys rebuying aids rebuying aids now and also your Kevlar vest jinx. If your Kevlar vest is low HP rebuy the Kevlar
vest now now
That means you're full if you'd say the bottom you had a hundred that's good, okay, okay, okay, okay, bro
This is actually
This is actually this how many zombies how many zombies?
Yo, Poland one guy DC we need plus one we need plus one right it says
We had 54 because someone left by the B-back next round should we do 55 that's fine. All right
Are we already boys? Are we ready? Yes or no someone leaked code they said it's fine. It's fine. Okay. I hope it's fine
Are we ready or no? Yes
All right Poland open the gates for the second last time if we can finish this here we go boys
Yeah, Jinxie shooting with the negative crouch crouch
boys looking
All right, here we go here we go
Yes
Max 64 brother in the game
Okay
short they're in to CT they're doing the thing again they're doing the thing again
nice I'm gonna molotov pop in the edge they're gonna come maybe every hope
fuck the molotov didn't work
what's up guys
they're on me they're on me
back up a bit
no arrow you can team up with us
team killed them
we have 52
are you guys getting on?
oh no they're calling you
they're calling you
no I did not
they're seeing the company
oh my aim is not working
stop jumping bro
One KT, one fucking...
Guys, there's someone coming along though.
Oh my god. Get shit on, Sally.
Get shit on.
One by one.
Dima, that's good.
Yo, what is your guys' plan? You're just gonna go down like flies, one by one.
Are you stupid?
You had 49, you guys are bots.
Just right in here are bots.
It's like 5.
Wow, suck my nuts.
oh guys they're coming behind me
they're not pushing
where did you reload?
they're not pushing
are you dead or not?
jc lowkey it's hard to hear
like they're f***ing reapping in CT
I'm not joking
guys do you have any kills?
yes yes yes check them
jc we killed
we're down to 48, 47
guys are you stupid what's your plan
you're just going down like flies one by one
Attack or no?
Attack or no?
Are you gonna sit there for 15 minutes?
Yeah, we're gonna wait to play. 5-58 minutes.
Thanks, careful bro. You're getting closer, bro. I'm scared.
It's Haravani! It's Haravani!
They're trying to waste our time, Gixi.
Wait, don't care we run out of rounds. I'm not even joking.
Demo, demo, demo.
I
Come kill me then
I'm taking this kid out come in come in. I'm not gonna shoot come out. I'm not gonna shoot
Okay, come come come wait
They said about it send it
That's it, that's it, that's it.
That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
They're coming.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Now, come back.
Fall back, fall back, fall back.
That's up, that's up.
Hell, plan boys, what is your plan?
You're so bad, oh my god.
What was that?
They just waited on game.
What the, why are you going back?
you're waiting for a game
why are you waiting for a game
you have to tell your team to fucking push in all at once
what are you doing wasting our time bro
just to lose
let's go guys
arrow is lost
come knife to the arrow
Oh my f**king god
Yeah, hey, go go go
So wait, there's only one wave left and it's gonna be all 64, right?
Alright, let Jhinxie kill him, let Jhinxie kill him
Jhinxie, come see him, come see him, come see him, come see him
Sorry, sorry, sorry
Let's go, let's go
So wait, it's only one wave left, right?
If we go now up to 64, yes
Do we go up to 64? I think we do. This is the last fucking final push. Let's go up to 64, Polen. Let's go up to 64
It's just saying if it wasn't for this out of G this would not be possible because like we just
Let's respond to that
We lost all of our armor bro, we lost all of our buy, I'm not gonna lie, Paulie can
Can you give us like 5k each? I'm not gonna lie.
Yo, wait, I have an idea. Wait, wait, okay.
After this, can I be a zombie for one round? I just wanna be zombie.
Sure, sure.
I wanna, but like, y'all only have 3 of y'all.
We can get, we can get Hive Eyes on our team and you join that team for one round.
No!
Why not? Why not?
Wait, I do wanna kill Hive Eyes.
We actually kill Hive Eyes.
We all seem to be better than...
No, I wanna like, kill y'all. Like, like, like...
So wait this 64, but then I want to join the zombies program. I want to talk
Wait, is it 60 or 64 it could be 60 is wait, okay 60 is the max because it's 60 total and we're four right?
So it's 60 v4 boys
This is oh my god. It's getting lucky. I'm not gonna like switch your weapons
This is the max the CS server can handle six
That's why now we may just lose because it's getting laggy. I'm not gonna lie
Okay, and then after this I'm a toilet zombies. Okay?
sure
All right, this is possible with the lag. I'm not gonna lie. All right
Yeah
keeping getting dealers to have someone leaked I don't know we can we can try we
can try
I brought the same I need
uh... poland isn't that
it's the 64 player leak or is it
is it uh... maybe dealers
arrow leak IPN stream
it's not the players
oh it's just it's dealers
yo hey whoever's d-dosing bro let us play one last round please
like we just want to finish it
hmm we can wait it's better now I think
let's try let's try let's try all right let's open the gates
let's open the gates oh god if this is 60
here we go yes
the last possible round
oh that's too bad you didn't do that
yeah they may have gotten us let's see wait that was fun
That's not bad now
You're getting VIP now
Okay boys
I feel like now they're gonna go fast
Thinks careful getting too close bro
Once you need help let us know they're coming towards CT boys
Fuck are they doing
Don't waste your bullets either
Yeah yeah
I'm farming I'm farming I'm farming
Wait a minute you need to reload
Nice nice
Alright boys, I need help! I need help! I need help!
Hey, watch for sheet!
I think she will need your mega.
Yup!
Can't be, baby, cool!
Fuck!
They're not even on the gamut!
Flank! Flank guys!
Where's the 8 left?
It's out! Out! Out!
They're coming along! They're coming along! They're coming along!
bro I think I think we're gonna look on it 18 at 18 at boys you gotta work at the
team you have to work as a team
we actually did it we actually did it there's two on car there's two on car
your body what you said it doesn't work last one I'm sorry bro
Oh boy, there's five left. We fucking did it. We actually fucking did it.
Oh my god, man. We actually fucking did it.
Dude, they were all chasing calf down.
I'm glad I just like house my fucking shots behind them.
Let's finish this job. Let's finish this job.
It's not the mic. It's not the mic.
Wait, now can I go to zombies?
We can do it. We can do it.
I just want to, now, but only up three. Only up three.
Cuz I think we could win if it's just y'all who's left to try
Mots remove mega feel this fucking chat price
Wait, maybe the right maybe if I join the zombies y'all give it a bit
But I join the zombies that I definitely court okay
Yeah, yeah
Let me join the zombies
I think wait yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Yo, yo, where you hiding where the last two hiding bro
What the fuck?
Oh, this guy's are trying to waste our time. There's two guys hiding somewhere
Oh hell no
Then T spawn
Did we check T spawn?
OH THEY HIDED YOU!
YO STOP!
Don't do that bro!
You know the zombies here.
Yo what are you-
Sorry bro, I'll leave you live.
I'll let you live bro.
Get out of here!
Get out of here bro!
You shit!
Okay, come on!
Now for the last one.
For the last one.
Yes.
I'm gonna join the zombies
and y'all cannot use that LMG.
Alright?
Alright.
Okay.
Oh
Let's see this is what the chat once
Yes, yes
They can't use that on Jenny more okay, and I'm on your team
Yes, okay
Okay, do we do
No, 30, 30?
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, fuck that, fuck that!
Listen, listen, listen, I came from that team.
Listen, the one guy I need to worry about is Squishy, okay?
He's the best player.
What we're gonna do, we're not gonna do any other bullshit.
We're gonna send 60 people into long instantly.
If you see your brother, listen!
We are going to run it back one more time, Genshi.
We are going to run it back one more time.
Run it back.
Run it back.
Run it back.
You with the software and we have to try one more time bro one not listen. All right. All right. Listen listen listen. I'm gonna deafen. I'm a deafen yo
Zombies zombies listen zombies listen. I'm commando everything listen. They won't they want to buy it back
Okay, they're gonna be prepared for that this time
Your comrades die! Don't look back!
My soldiers rage!
Go! Go! Go!
Just go! Just go! Just go!
Don't look back! They'll be at full attack!
They'll be at full attack!
They'll be at full attack!
Go! Go! Go!
I'm gonna get them!
You're so much better!
You're so much better!
time with LMG with LMG yeah yeah just to see if it was that lead yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
alright I'm gonna definitely be back alright guys listen listen guys they
want to let it back but with with the LMG bro is that okay listen you're
Shut up! Stop trying!
You guys just run out of them as you move too fucking slow!
When we all go, we win!
Short!
All fixed!
Short!
All set!
Highlights, go with them!
Highlights, go!
My soldier sprains!
Come on!
Go, go, go, short, go short!
Short, short, short, short!
It's just a guy.
It's just a guy.
Why is he teabagging?
Bro, bro, it's just a guy.
It's just a guy.
It's just a guy.
Jinxie, while we have so many people here, like this is kind of special, you can't just fill up a server, I want to try something, just to see how it goes.
Do you have still a minute? Like, just some fun stuff?
Yeah, bro, yeah, I don't have to do anything with my life.
That's crazy. Let's just try something. Jinxie, I want to try...
Poland, how much HP can we give Jinxie? How much HP?
I want to go 1 versus 63, like you 1 versus 63.
Just see what happens, you know?
As much as you want. How much HP Jinxie do you need to be able to 1v63?
Probably.
I just want to see it.
5,000.
1 million?
W-
I'm just stupid.
5,000 that I'm happy.
Okay, maybe. Wait, I'm scared. I don't want to do this. It's scary.
Maybe 10k, 10k maybe.
5,000? Yo, guys, 10k, he dies in a second. I would bet all my money on it.
You think so? Okay, give me 100,000. Give me 100,000.
Is 100,000 much?
I think I'm 80 much, bro.
bro. How many knives? How many? Wait, did you have the gun? Yeah, right? Yeah. Wait. 20k.
They say how much of the knife slice to 50, right? So like 100,000 divided by 50, we
have to slice you 2000 times. I'm not going to lie that could be possible.
I'm not joking!
I'm not joking!
Alright, okay, Jinx, you call the number and let's try it.
Alright, let's not...
Okay, okay, let's do 50,000.
You guys have to slice me a thousand times between 60 people.
I'm not kidding, I think you may die.
Okay, how much help do I have?
You have.
I have to reload though.
Try to reload.
Yeah, I get it.
Let's do no reload, Poland. No reload.
You can use negative, no reload.
Yeah, no reload, no reload.
Don't make me reload.
And give him 60,000 HP.
We have the final boss.
Sorry, not 60,000.
67,000, of course.
Okay, lock it in.
And put us on the zombie side right now.
the zombie side right now. Jinxy, 1B, 63, 67,000 HP, no reloads.
He says I have to do something in the plugin for the infinite ammo if you want to give
me a moment.
Can we get some play?
Yes, yes, go, go, go, go, go.
What the fuck in?
Is that possible? Wait. Squishy, one thing that we didn't consider, he's gonna run
out of Kevlar instantly. What does that mean? How much does a nice slice do with
no Kevlar?
I don't know that I don't know that to be honest
I think he's gonna be able to serve defeat doesn't have to reload with a negab. That's crazy like he's just gonna laser beam us
You think we'll see I think so we'll see we'll see
No reload is crazy. I think the only if you have that much HP no reload is crazy
Wait, probably yeah
Actually, maybe no real actually maybe reload needed. Yeah
67k
Again, but it's wish you have to realize it's going to be zombie slicing from all directions because we don't have yeah
To the stack. Yeah, yeah
I feel like you may die. I'm not joking
Yeah, we funny for some other way
1000 ammo in the legf
What does that even mean 1000 ammo?
If he takes like five bullets for one person five times 63 that's 300
He probably misses more though, we can do a thousand ammo, Polin you can just do a thousand
ammo maybe, if that's easier.
We might start mapping each other, Dima is it enabled and disable team damage please
for zombies if possible.
Alright, almost ready I'm just gonna jerk off.
Hey, enjoy your session bro, oh sorry, I'm gonna show me this guy, oh.
So what are the rules just so much out of those?
67,000 HP for Jinxie you versus 63 fucking zombies all of us coming at you and
You have a negative with infinite ammo. It sounds like the easiest challenge according to the chat
But I don't think it's gonna be easy coming us
Drop me one on the floor for you Jinx. You don't have it if it's wait so
Dragon yeah, he's ready in a second
Because I have to change something
Simon Sass would be amazing have you ever done the same?
I've never did a Simon Sass somebody said gold gold in the yeah
I never thought that Simon says you should that would be funny as well. Wait. Yeah, that is a good idea
I can fortnight
Bro, I've done Simon said no, I actually have it. I think it's a don't see you for maybe yeah, I did
Okay, check
What if we do Simon says what do Simon says after this and we give the winner like money if I don't understand it on
uh oh oh oh today i'm i'm about to like look at that okay it's like it's almost
2 a.m. for me jimsy the last time we were on the call bro i was awake until
five bro like i couldn't sleep or cg because i always need like some
downwind time after stream and shit you know like at least like two hours
yes do you watch anime no bro no wait what why did you not watch anime
I
Oh
Oh
Yes, yes, yes
Is this the afterlife?
It's about to start, Jinxy.
It's about to start.
Why do people say that arrow is Bugs?
He does. He eats Bugs as a snack.
You're running on fire now, he's Moroccan wife right now, bro.
What the fuck is going on?
Where am I? Am I in heaven?
There's like clips of him, he finds it in his room and stuff like that.
Oh wow, Jinxy.
All right, Jinxie we're gonna get them up. Jinxie. Can you tell me the rules before I never see you again?
Jinxie, how much HP do you have?
Okay. How much HP? It just says match pause.
Yo I can't hear. Jinxie, how much HP do you have?
A thousand.
What? You should have 67 thousand.
I'm still in their comps. I'm still in their comps.
I'm still in their comms.
Really?
Yes, I'm still in their comms.
Now you're on the other side. Jinx, how much HP do you have?
I have one thousand, it says. One thousand.
I hope you can do sixty seven thousand.
It says fifty thousand. Maybe that's the max.
Okay fifty K. Can we do six seven?
God all right well I have 67,000 HP but I have no I have no money for guns no
money no money can you give him a what gun do you want I'll tell him you know
the one brother one the one the one all right yo admin give him a nega give
I
Do you have do you have everything you need? No, it's everything. I need the RMG. I need the RMG
Yo, yeah, stop. Yo, yo, yo stop
Yo
Guys guys guys guys guys stop bro. You can't kick me stop stop stop
Yo, yo admin admin admin admin any cobble they're trying to kick me bro
Oh
I
Give him a minute, please you need to make up now
Wait, okay, I have everything I have everything. Okay. Okay. Jinxie. Are you ready? Do you have 67,000 this week?
Do you have the gun that you want? I'm not gonna name the name anymore. Yes, okay?
Are you ready jimsy one v 63 yes wait I'm scared okay you should be alone now
Okay, jimsy we will definitely not you're gonna be fully alone bro
You get jimsy you got this
Okay, I like that. Good luck, man. Okay
Best of luck. I'll be be best of luck. We're gonna mute up. Yeah definite up
I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared 63 people but I have 67,000 HP
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared
They're gonna wish they were never born
Disland, disland, land
Get up, get up, get up
Get out of the way
I WANT VIRGIN PASS!
YES!
Wait, that was way too easy. I had 40,000 left.
39,900 left.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I WANT VIRGIN PASS!
YES!
Wait, that was way too easy. I had 40,000 left.
39,950
I had a 39,950
Yes, I had 40k
You had 40k?
Yes
Alright, I was way up, I was way up
Did you not have to reload?
Oh, that's hard
No, I never had to reload, if I had to reload I would have been panicked
That was too easy
Okay, maybe one more with 15k?
Oh
Are you being dead ass?
I mean yeah
I did a thousand damage how much did you do on it?
I think you killed me first
I'm not choking
I'm not longer selected
I had a
Oh I was covering HP okay
Wait, okay
So wait
Cause how much did I took 27k?
We can try 20
Just to see
Just to see just to see I want to see if we have a chance
Atman put it at 20 put it at 20k put it at 20k and I need to respond I need to respond
Wait, so y'all did how much damage then 18k or 28k?
67,000 no y'all did 28k
Bro, okay, I'm so ready. You may be cooked. I'm supposed to
Oh
You have to just lock in bro lock in lock in and don't like your camera have to move it
I didn't like you're hiding there HP. No, I move it now. Let's go like before your app
All right, we're gonna meet up. You got a jinxie
I have a plan, I have a plan, I have a plan, all right chat, 20,000 HP, 1v63.
No, no, no, no, no!
No!
No!
Yo, oh my god.
Should I be losing that or no?
I shouldn't be losing that.
Yeah, no, no, I think you should.
Like, that's not sure.
Because we can slice it.
But, Jizzy, you went into a corner.
That was so clever.
Because then you can,
we can only attack from certain vectors.
Yeah, yeah.
That was my plan. I should use a lot of time. I should use model top, dude
Five
damn
Bro, that was some of the most fun I've ever had in my life. That was actually so fun
No shot. Hey, bro. I'm sorry if it was all a little bit scuffed. No
We were actually like it kind of like wasn't really scuffed at all. Oh
That was just fine, bro. Hey
Biggest shout out to the fucking death bro like who I messaged this morning after you messaged me
Yo, let's cook something fast up. You know, and then you did the server like real fast
How's it shut for Poland from Poland is that Poland bro good fucking guy good fucking guy
Yes, that was crazy. I'm thinking is there something we can do fast like something
Like that we can think of or do we call it?
That's it give him give him 30 K and all like now
It's all just about like ideas if you have an idea we can do it
Like it's not easy to get 60 people like this and it all working and no one no one DDoSing and shit, you know
Like this is kind of magical
But again if we have no fast idea then then it's
Should we do 1 32 v 32 just cause see who wins
like with knives
No, just like a normal game 32 v 32. No one has ever done that before
Oh, okay. We'll give you like a full game like a full 13 round game. Okay. That's kind of crazy or too much
Let's see if one round is fun. All right
30 to be 32 could be interesting. That's that's kind of cinema. No one did that before yeah
Let's let's do it. Could we be on the same team or separate?
For sure same and we also get some of our boys like we get high-fives. Um, yeah
Yeah, yo, yeah, I get all right admin. Let's do 32 v 32, bro
We start with pistol and then we try one gun round. See if it's fun. We need arrow on our team
We need Jinxie. We need a calf free. We need squishy
High-vives, please get me booty in there. His name is Jenya. Um
Bruce, I'm gonna be saying hide and seek too, but I don't know like chapter
Not much time to only get an officer
I can leave you with the server, but like no, I
Do have to sleep. Yes
Ah and arrow on our side arrow and Dima Dima Dima, please
Bro, no 32 verse 32
This is crazy
32
Is there ever gonna be 32 full game, I don't know I don't know what's ever happened
We can run it back as well like yeah, I'll be back in five seconds Wow
Only thank you for selling it's so fun. Oh, thank you for letting me bro
Come on. I need to cook it. Look look look look look yo squishy. We started to decide. That's so good. Yeah
It's better, bro. Yeah, I mean, it's cool. It's cool. Yeah, wait. No, no, no squishy. I fucked up city side way worse
Because bro, you think so because we oh, they just rush aside. Yeah, you're yeah, yeah
True true true we're defending 50% a 50% be maybe we just
We may wait but only a week is back and then just like just all rush the site together we take together
Because if we are half-half it's GG we just get over on
Bro, this is gonna be really stradding really strategy. Yeah, yeah, Jinx you what we're saying right now
the problem may be right because you can plant the bomb on A or B. We are defenders, Finksy.
Which means imagine there's fucking 30 people running to one side where only 16 people defend
aka half. Then we are cooked. So we're thinking we just stack somewhere like all together,
you know.
Oh, you think if they rush plant, we just, if we split, we won't be able to defend it?
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, okay. Okay. Hello team. Hello team. Hello team.
Hello, Park.
Hello.
Hello team.
Have I slithered onto the team, bro?
On my birthday, we win this.
It's your birthday!
No, no, no, but on my birthday, we win this.
What the fuck does that mean, bro?
What? Yeah.
Aero, what does that mean, dude?
Like, on God, on my birthday.
That's so serious.
Oh.
So, One, could you tell them to strat in the game chat?
Yeah, boys, listen, the strat is broke because, listen, bro,
If we, like, go 16B, 16A defending, right?
Then we just get overrun by 32 people on one side.
We have to maybe stack and then retake together, you know?
Okay.
Why are we laughing?
Why do you have us laugh?
Have us laugh.
Why are we laughing?
Uh, it's just, I don't need to pick, so I, like, I don't know.
I don't, I don't think that's gonna work, honey.
Oh yeah.
What do you think will work?
You know what?
Dima you're a really good idea. I will say yeah Dima Dima guide us to victory Dima
Yo, I might you can't laugh of me shred and then say that you'll be my brother
Okay, here's the thing
Be side is down. We take I think we send more people there than a no
Oh
My chat was saying yo my check is saying move calf move calf. I was I thought they said move come I couldn't read it
No, move country
Admin move country move carefully. Yo, I thought move cam rock move my cam off the minimap
Oh my god
No, bro, you have to say something but don't be shy bro. We're your boys to say you I need to be moved
Come on
Wait, what time is it for you now?
We're 30 now
Are you sleeping?
I'm gonna translate because the UFC's on a couple hours
That's the grunt
There you go.
Okay, UFC is massive in Australia, no?
One more guy and it's equal.
Jeffrey?
Hello, hello.
UFC is massive in Australia, no?
It's pretty big.
We have like a, we have a bulk
who's like the Australian champion.
We can buy 416 Molotovs, drop them on each
and like angle and just molly them.
F1 and 3, that's none of the UFCs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Are we ready?
Yeah, we're ready to go.
Are we all by molly this time?
Are we supposed to just have pistols?
Yeah, I'll give you a pistol round.
I will give you money respectfully, because I see the affliction economy right now.
Wait, how are we gonna smoke if we all have zero dollars right now? Do we have no money?
Okay, okay.
You leased? Why not travel over? Why not travel over?
guys you can buy you can buy two he's guys what let's do a gas he's a g
southp guys julie's he and save the rest
I'll be the captain on be okay I'll smoke for 30 people that's not that loud
there we go I can respond as well that's go bro yeah a lot of them aren't talking about that thing
again just give me my money
but so what was the strat are we stacking anything or no?
let me go like
what do you want to go to but let's try to get more people on D
I'm telling you second spot a lot of people on D
yeah I hope you think so too we'll see
let's see, we'll see
They said the plan is to kill you first
Guys before we maybe get like a war like a war can't knowing like everybody starts barking or something
Let's go!
Come on boys, lock it, lock it, lock it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, baby, baby.
Oh my God.
use utility use utility
nice and throw it into the house utility now
the other tunnels the other tunnels
noo by me
push my time push my time
27 week 12 we're winning we're winning
push push push push push push push
guys the movie
just push just push
Let's go one round full buy let's go one round full buy like let's try this out
Oh yo yo yo yo yo
Alright bro chill
Why is he telling you to nerd boys
Jinxie what are we buying?
Squishy oh bro we're going to shred it
Alright boys look at it look at it
Nice guy
middle middle middle they're gonna come shot they're gonna come shot they're gonna come shot
one middle one middle
27 we 24 guys we're not doing too good but not too bad
nothing short yet nothing short yet
26 we're 24 the close one boys come on lock in
14v14
Oh, it's so laggy. Oh my god.
7v11 with them.
You have to go bomb.
6v10, 6v10.
camera man shut the f*** up
I'm ready to use my chances
Jason, tell me that shit too boy you're good
It's a cardio run shut up
Oh shoot
What happened?
Yeah, wait actually
She's so loud
Yes yes yes yes
Oh
Keep an R&B. We only three feathers there
What is that you have to call it
I'm gonna get an anti-tank.
Got a small benefit of this little shot.
There's one guy in middle, careful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Watch it, watch it.
You got to feel it, still smoke.
Yeah, holy truth, you see how they're...
One second, one second.
No more smokes!
That's a side of the house.
Short, short, short.
One HP, I'm one.
Guys, we're losing grass on B.
14B9, you're winning.
I killed him, buddy.
Nice, nice, nice, 6C.
I don't know how, but I just killed somebody.
I actually came to the slot.
Bro, I haven't even gotten a kill, bro.
I'm getting my kill, bro.
10 seconds.
Bombay Bombay Bombay
Yo they're not organized, why didn't they push together?
Let's fucking go!
Let's go!
Let's go you guys!
Bro who on our team is caring?
No Dima Dima
Dima if they're stupid they shouldn't get punished for it
Why didn't they push in the two minutes that they have?
Yo who is Jonah? Who is Jonah? Jonah?
Jonah!
Jonah!
Jonah can you hear me baby baby?
Jonah
10 kills
10 kills
10 kills!
You have zero damage on me!
Donate, you are the king of this game!
10 kills?
How do you get to look with one of 60 people?
I'm gonna do a kill to glitch!
Wait, I want kills in you!
Chill, chill, it's not after this, not after this!
I just can't find anyone!
You are the guy that's so funny, dude!
Not now they're gonna make some noise
Yo, let's push along, fuck it
Push push push push
Rolling open the smoke, rolling open the smoke, now
I got a team!
Guys, stay open the slopes!
One day to stop over, please!
Keep shooting, keep shooting!
They're like all times, all times, like Jackie!
Oh no, no!
50 seconds
What, they're planted!
7B3, 7B3!
Oh, they just slowed down so much.
What should we do? What should we do?
Oh my god this was so close.
We should have it though.
Let's go!
God damn it!
I'm lowkey the learning boys that was too close.
Right I'm not putting frag on mine.
getting better I have zero I have zero all the way down that's all I'm gonna crash
I'm going to crash on, I'm going to crash on.
I'm going to have to double jump, I'm going to jump straight.
I'm making it in here.
I got him on!
Suppressive fire.
Oh my god!
How many times did you die?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I have to maybe open the smoke.
Maybe open the smoke.
Help!
Get down!
Get down!
I need to kill him.
There's one big guy.
There's one big guy.
Oh
20 alive 20 alive guys
No, are you trolling you say you're there be a day
Missy sit on me. How do I watch on it?
How do I watch on it?
G7, I'm about to get my first turn, bro.
Only I'm watching you, only I'm watching you!
Alright, check this out, check this out.
Guys, guys, guys!
Let me be one alive, please!
Leave me one alive, leave me one alive!
You wanna see me on one G7 one?
Leave me alive! Selly, stop, Selly, stop!
No!
No, stop getting!
Bro!
You're the students hilarious, bro. No, I can't
oh my god
oh my god
last one
get up
get up
get up
get up
i dont know
i dont know
he is out long
he is out long
he is out long
No, I'm not.
I'm trying.
Yo.
Guys, I'm gonna blow up in the smoke on them. 3, 2, 1...
Bump! There's like 10 smokes.
What the fuck is happening?
The blood like I died.
Yeah
Don't stop I may be a playboy's
She pushes gonna flash for you
Oh
Don't have auto sniper guys can someone drop me an auto sniper, please
Someone drop out to sniper, please bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
I'm dropping too many off Dragon on spawn
Shut up, Chopper!
Oh, I made you! I made you!
28 to 21, we're doing good, keep it up!
I rivet seam, I rivet seam, I rivet seam, I rivet seam!
I'll drop it to you Jinxy.
Yo where's Jinxy?
I want to drop him to Pussypattern.
Jinxy where are you?
Where are you?
Over here.
Guys Pussypattern on floor.
Drop it to Jinxy.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm up there guys push you better on floor drop it to Jinzy please yo you got it
someone got it
Pushing
You bought another weapon though.
Oh no, you need it, all you need.
What's the better thing you fucking need?
You supposed to get it.
Alright, fuck you.
I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna take it back.
I don't know, I don't know.
Oh my god, I don't know.
I'm trying to give you a gun, Jake.
Come on guys, there's nobody on.
Wait, it's 15, we're showin' you life?
Wait, what did you say?
Caps, caps alive!
Come on, Caps!
Caps, you got this, 10, you're 13.
Wait, how do you spawn?
How do you spawn?
Guys, guys.
How do you spawn?
You respawned.
Yeah, you got it.
Wait, only...
Jax is responding to Rihanna. Wait, what the fuck?
He's back from the death.
He's back. What's happening?
One shot guys, one shot.
65.
Bro, got stage-altered.
Well, we may lose this even if we spawn.
4v5.
4v5 guys.
You guys got it, focus, story back.
Wait, you're right. Yo, you just said it's a normal game.
15 seconds on the camera right now
Oh this is intense
Wait, I respawned again
Wait, Jax is back, Jax is back
What the hell
Jax, we need to fix Jax's respawn
He's respawning
Get in there bro
Oh, the dragon's back
Oh no. What is actually the most? The Tri-O. Wow!
Bro, why do I respawn?
How did we lose?
Our team is so low.
I like all of them.
Oh my god, no brain, so big!
Sui Sui Sui Sui Sui Sui Sui Sui Sui Sui!
The fuck is Sui Sui Sui?
You're locked, but that's it!
Wait!
The start man takes the start man!
Ok, flash me up, flash me up!
Get out of my room!
Holy shit!
Wait! Long! Are we trolling? Everyone come long! Everyone come long! I'm not joking!
Everyone come long! Everyone come long out!
They're out!
And move me! Move me!
You piece of...
Shots there!
Yeah, you did it
8b8
8b8
Yeah, I know, I know
Still like don't flash no more
Yo, guys, the admin is gonna turn on all voice chat for a second after this.
Bobbyman, Bobbyman.
Guys, shit cock, shit cock, shit cock, shit cock.
He's gonna turn on all voice chat for a second.
Shit cock them.
Full shit cock them.
You guys are, you guys are fucking ass, I'm not joking.
You guys are fucking ass, I'm not joking though.
Get a job.
Get a job.
8 and 1.
8 and 1.
Sit down and suck my balls.
Sit down and suck my balls.
How is he the only one talking?
You got such a pronounced voice, bro?
That's great.
You're the high-high myself, you're crazy.
Everyone just shut up, I'll play a song.
Oh my god! It says your name?
Holy Hona!
Oh my god, that's insane!
I'm watching your kicks, I want to see some kills now!
guys 23, 24 we're losing right now, look at him
20 vs 20 this ass close as it gets.
18 vs 19 we're losing today.
20 seconds you can win by time.
20 seconds play time.
11 vs 11 10 vs 11 we're losing.
time 10 seconds 10 seconds they don't know keep hold on the sides
it's a 2v7
Caffrey and Caffrey 1v7. Caffrey if you win this brah I'll give you a million dollars on the chat
Let them cook everyone silence let them cook let them cook let them cook let them cook
Yo, why wasn't there 32 people saying I try it was like five people. Let's get a nice time three two one
I
oh my god you guys stop paying those off
We need to get so loud.
It's going so loud.
Can I have your membership?
25 to 27, we're losing.
We're losing.
We are not losing.
Yes, we are right now. 24 with 26, buddy.
Stop spreading fake news.
We're losing.
23 with 26.
You can say that, but we keep losing.
21 with 26.
We haven't got a single fifth.
You said we don't lose.
24 with 24.
Coming middle.
I'm so fucked!
FUCK!
FUCK!
FUCK!
Only we gotta get out of here!
We gotta get out of here!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Jynx, Jynx, let's go side, let's go side!
Here, come on, come on, come on!
I said, you can't go more than short, you shh!
Only right on the edge, right on the edge!
Right on the edge!
I think we just, like, stay here, low key!
Because they-
Jynx, it's 40 seconds, they will come flying at someone.
You must be careful!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
It's 12 feet, 21-
It's 12 feet, 21!
Jynx, you were cooked!
There's gonna be so many people here!
I'm looking, they've realized the enemy.
Is it B?
3CB, we have to run then.
Strong.
How are we going to retake this?
8, 9, 9, 10.
Ninja, ninja, ninja!
Ninja!
The way you're gonna take this.
No!
Ninja!
I need to stay up here.
3 hit lock!
On it!
Lock it, lock it!
Guys, I can win this, bro!
Oh my gosh, it's kinda close!
We're going in!
The B players, guys!
I have no money, too!
Someone dropped me an AWP, bro!
How do we get a Zed?
I have no money!
oh
Yes, all go middle all go middle let's try all go middle all go middle all go middle all go middle
Oh my god
Oh my god, that's from the fucking movies, bro, the technical ones.
Put him on off, put him on off!
That's not what the fuck I haven't seen this one for.
What the fuck?
You see that stick on the scope is worth four thousand dollars.
What?!
I'm getting that on my phone.
I can show you my drag live. It's my most expensive stuff in the world.
JC you got this.
It's 90 17 boys and girls
70 16 we're coming back
What, what?
Well I'm always going to be like this.
Wait, I think you guys are going to stop.
You guys are going to stop.
I'm going to be like this.
I'm going to be like this.
I'm going to be like this.
Okay, I'm falling.
I'm falling.
I'm falling.
I'm falling.
Oh, my God, she's safe!
I got two kills!
Bro, I saw, that was insane.
Two
One V11 I roll you win this one
I'm gonna go back to the weapon for more time!
I'm going to be scared!
Oh my god!
I'm gonna play the zombie challenge.
Can you expect a more time?
Guys, we're gonna lose this!
Only how the fuck are you private hate?
Bro, hey listen!
One last kill, then you!
oh my god bro we're just going to get native and he said oh no
oh this is hard on TES guys yo keep an eye on the bomb remember they lost like so many rounds to bomb
Where are we going Dima? Airbeam.
I agree. We need some smoke from long guys.
I'm just going to back the stairs.
Oh, three stairs.
I think we have to like
let's send 32 people that one thing 32 people that one thing listen to jake see
all 32 of us are gonna rush long you do not look back
Go!
Flash him, flash him, flash him.
Go, go, go your Huston, go.
Flash, flash, flash.
Die, smoke and your comrades!
Guys, I'm gonna flash the solid, I'm gonna flash the solid.
Go flash.
Bomb.
Guys, I'm gonna flash.
Go!
Guys, I'm gonna flash the solid.
Bomb flash now!
Bomb!
Well, shit's gonna have to be it though.
Hellfuckin' go flash.
I'm afraid!
See, I got both.
This is hard.
All right, all right.
No, not a big deal.
Comrades, I want to apologize.
We got some work to do!
Five in the trap!
Five in the trap!
What do you want?
What do you want?
Give me my money.
Okay, listen.
Just give me my money.
What do you people with plashes?
What do you people with plashes, bro?
What if we all opt mid?
Then we're gonna get the plashes better than us.
Thank you.
Can we go...
All middle, all middle.
Entry, get the entry.
All middle, all middle.
Don't make us...
Oh, I gotta go.
I got my money!
Don't take us!
Oh my god, I got one!
I got one in the middle!
Oh my god!
Let's walk down there.
Shit, this is the line I'm on.
What is this?
Only behind you, only behind you!
Alpha!
Planes like seeds. Planes like seeds.
This one in CT!
I got an angle!
I got an angle!
I got an angle!
They are going to load down by the gas
One on the corner left
I'm going to kill them
Look at the kill team
i'm pretty sure we lost
So your rushing is not the answer.
Guys, guys, we have to bait the enemy!
I can't shout my neighbors!
Guys, I can't shout my neighbors, but listen to me.
They want some T-Rounds against us.
To re-innovate. How do they do that?
Just do what they did.
Yeah, true, true, true, short.
Guys, wait!
Wait and spawn!
Let's wait and spawn.
We wait for some utility and then we go.
All the smokes are gonna fade.
And then we go to watch out.
I
Don't throw
All right boys listen listen at one minute we go short all right at one minute we go short
Yes, yes.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Yeah, can we go?
Yeah, pull it with control.
Hey, get out of my way!
Hey, maybe we'll have to go long, guys.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, we do.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
I'm sorry.
One minute, guys.
Okay, I got one.
Guys, at one minute, we rush out short, okay?
We just go short in one minute.
Fuck it!
Low HP, stay to the back, check for flank!
Let's go! Let's go!
It's even right now!
Let's go shot! Let's go shot! Just push, push, push!
They can't kill all of us, right?
They flashed, they flashed for sure, they flashed no.
They're close.
Where am I?
Where am I?
They're gonna blow up, shut up guys.
30 seconds, they're gonna blow up, 30 seconds.
Don't pay, don't pay.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Push, push, push, push.
Don't pay, don't pay.
No way!
Push out the truck!
One left to go!
Take the bomb!
Plant! Plant! Plant a piece of shit!
Can we ban flashbangs or what? I'm getting flashed and spun!
Oh my god, I couldn't see shit for two minutes!
Two minutes!
There was a wall of smokes as well, I'm fucking sure. I couldn't get through it.
Couldn't see shit for two minutes!
Guys, guys, guys, what if we throw 30 teamcoys towards one side and rush the other?
I'm gonna have a season! I'm gonna have a season!
F***ing die!
I don't know where the flash is going!
I see it, I see it!
Jesus Christ!
I'm not engaging!
Oh my god
We're dropping like flies
What?
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
Leave me alone, you are Polish.
Fight, fight, fight, fight!
What the hell is that?
No!
We lose?
I'd choked.
I just wanted to.
I could have won that show.
Holy, why are you sparing me?
Let's go, let's go. Where are we going?
Bottom left.
We'll move in five, I still have to stop.
Alright, first step in the hardware made for the city.
Alright, good flash, good flash.
Oh no!
See?
Shattery, shattery, shattery.
Somebody else take the bag.
They're in time, they're in time, they're in time, lead it, lead it.
I'm gonna kill you.
Yo, happy, happy.
I'm low.
Happy, happy.
Walk them slow.
Thank you.
Walk them slow.
Walk them slow.
it's 15 minutes
I'm so busy
20 seconds 20 seconds
I don't need to bomb down
go go go go go
go go go go go go go go
quick quick
2 seconds
2 seconds
3 3
oh my god
oh my god
Oh
One round only Diggle or something now that could be funny
No, no, you so you know you so right? Yeah
No, you don't know you
He is down, he is down, please!
It's fine, fine, fine, fine!
Don't drop!
Jinx, Jinx, give me your AK please!
I have Pater skin as well. Check the skin as well, it's bluejam, it's bluejam!
You're gonna set your brand for the jam, okay?
Yeah, bro, let's go, bro, let's go!
We don't have no ammo at all!
I've got no ammo!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, STATICUS!
Sc운bergen scum!
Yeah, that's the next skin, that's good.
Seconds, seconds, seconds, seconds!
Play it, play it, play it bro!
No, I'm lost!
No, I'm down!
I got a good point here. I'm getting a kill on B.
How did we not play?
Guys, this round is no utility. Now we win.
It's no utility. Lock in.
Did I dig it earlier or anything?
No more flashes. No more smokes. No more lanes.
No more movement.
Locked in.
Jynxy, I'm gonna get the hatching force.
Everyone has two Jynxys.
I like them, I like them, I like them, I like them, I like them
I like them, I like them, I like them, I like them, I like them
Alright, switch to my block combo
Oh, you like this one, eh?
Yes, bro
Let's see something, switchy, let's see something
I'm watching you
Look how he walks out, Jinx
Holy, alright
Not!
Let's kill him!
Yo, yo!
How are you, like?
Odd, you may be him, bro.
Oh, oh!
Bro, you may be him.
Wait, no Utah, we win this.
63.
Bro, no more Utah!
No more Utah!
Wait, is that a hotbed?
How many flashes are in the box?
Everyone has two, so 128
Oh my god!
Back up them! Back up them!
Yo, no more YouTube! No more play!
We won this! We won this!
Re-montara! Re-montara! Re-montara!
We should have Deagle only one time
Yeah, I'm down.
You on the top
There you go
I'm behind the wall
Don't go behind, don't go behind
I got my high-match
I got high-match, I got high-match
We have full long control
Long control
Okay, you wanna see the sniper?
Watch this
I'm in your left, I don't have to run
There's a tank there, there's a
There's a cloud flying south
I saw many
Ah, watching, watching
Ahhhhhhh
Where's like 5D?
5D69, lock air
5D8, 5D8
5D7, 5D7
4D7, grant
4D7 is gonna get out
They are all CT, they are all CT, they are all CT
Boundary, they don't want one
BOWERA!
They can see us
Long is unlocked, long is unlocked
No!
Holy crap!
I'm not sure
No!
2v5! 2v5!
2v5!
Oh my god, hot times
One of them
I'm not sure
Get down, get down
2v2! 2v2!
2v1
What a game!
Yo, guys, timeout, timeout. That was a 5v9.
That was a 5v9.
5v9?
Oh my god.
Oh, we're locked. We're locked.
But the mountain's so close down you can't even touch it!
The Angledorans! They're vain!
Oh my god!
I can't beat that. I can't beat that.
Yo, I got a knife.
I like it
Oh, they are watching me
I'm helping, I'm helping
Oh, they are watching me
I'm watching you
Check this out, check this out
Oh, they are watching me
I'm saying
Ah, check this out, check this out
Oh, they are watching me
Oh, they are watching me
Struber near all dragon lore
50,000 dollars, she spent all her money on this
instead of buying property
Right you
50k, 50k, my mom
My mom's
She was not after me
I'm not after me, I'm not after me
What the
They can't win without glasses they can't win
I'm 3 health.
Run!
What can I do on 3 health?
All effects on that health.
Slexy.
Jinx, I'm watching.
I
Somebody walks away, they're gonna get shot in the penis jinx you're 3 HP. Why are you not asking for a heel?
Ask them for a heel
I'm dead.
Is he drunk?
If you wanna kill, follow me.
Come on.
Huh?
I'm sure if you wanna, uh, if you wanna get some help, you move faster.
One's on the world.
One's scaffolding.
scaffolding.
He's actually not shodding.
He moved faster than I was.
Shite!
Uhhhh.
Okay, that's great.
These guys are so good!
Let's go, Asia.
Let's go, Asia.
Diego, hello?
Damn.
I'm dead.
What is my...
4v5 4v4 4v4 4v4 4v4
Where did it go to 13 man?
Yes
We need to reach match point
4v3 for us 4v3 for us
We need to go 4v2 for Steve
Hi Sarah
3v2
Both from the city both from the city
What an angle
What an angle by the...
WHAT A SOUL!!!
3v1 3v1 3v1
Just get up just get up
What a s**t
What a s**t
Just go there just go
Click on click on click on
I'm watching right side right side to the arrow
Arrow is so tough arrow you just ace them I think
Oh, you tell back you tell back
No, they brought back you silver cut
They're in the base, they're in the base.
I got a Smashpoint boss. Oh my god, screwdriver.
I'm doing so much damage, they're so low in here!
I'm holding angles tight in my ass and I keep-
What happened?
I'm holding angles!
I keep touching!
Oh my god, who is that?
Who is that?
Oh my god!
I'm a shaman.
My shan is the greatest of everyone.
Shan just hit a fucking clip.
No!
Guys, I did so much shams, now they're all low on the ground.
I
Ask
That was too easy. That was too easy, bro. That was way too fucking easy for us. I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie guys. Maybe keep watching our streams to learn something though. Maybe keep watching our streams to learn something though
Watch James you watch on the picture to learn something though. What the fuck was this? It was too easy
That was fucking said oh
So peaceful now
That was fucking cinema private 5 and 21 only good or bad good or bad good about what do you think?
5 and 21 I'm not gonna lie bro if you look at my score bro you did fucking great
I'm not gonna lie I couldn't get shit like bro like we we had impact we had impact 5 and 21 bro
That's a kill that fucking may have won the round probably won the round
So a brother tap yourself on the shoulder bro couldn't have done it without you. I'm not joking
I'm not so all day what uh, so we but like all day. Here's the thing. Can I be honest with you before you go to sleep?
Yes, all day. I've been 5 and 21 that is like my first ever game of CS
How would you go 9 and 17? How would you been playing for like 10 years?
Yeah, more than 10 listen
I'm pretty sure I had a 90 ping which is in CS terms like bro squishy, you know
Okay
Yeah, and the cafe like 200 ping or some shit wait Kathy you had 200 ping what did you get how many kills?
I went like 12 and something
I like 12 so we have 12 kills on what was it 400 ping?
260 260 and only grab nine kills it's 70 deaths on 90
Listen listen bro, but Kathy Kathy is the world's greatest fucking CS
So it's like you know like if you're the world's
I'm gonna compete with that bro. Hey, I hope I'll be all that fun though. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for sending
Really fun, bro, even I was getting
I was having fun
Bro, love you guys. That was that was fun. Oh, they have a good one night switch. You have a good one night
Have a wonderful night guys
Caffery
Caffee have a beautiful fucking morning bro. It's fucking
Thank you having me yes. All right guys. Have a great night guys. I'm gonna head out
Oh
My god, that was cinema Jack. Here's what the plan is boys cases
Monday
We are going to rip the cases a new asshole on Monday.
Tomorrow, we have the best day of the week chat.
Tomorrow, we have the best day of the week.
Tomorrow, we're going to be 1V1ing KSI in FIFA.
Tomorrow, we're going to be 1V1ing KSI in FIFA at 3PM EST,
8PM GMT.
After that, after that, after that,
we are going to be hosting this tournament right here.
This tournament, Jack, tomorrow's stream
is gonna be the best stream of the week.
Tomorrow's stream is gonna be the best stream
of the fucking week.
So, Jack, we're gonna be 1v1ing KSI in 3PM ET, 8PM GMT.
After that, 3v3 streamers over the R6 tournament,
Squishy, Zoink, Riley, team one,
team two, Bruce, Kuffam, Aden,
team three, Arke, Yuki, Jason,
team four, Ron, Lacey, Marvin,
team five, Jinj, Degi, XQC,
Team six agent, that are the required.
Team seven, Ray Lois, Silky, that team stands no chance.
Maybe they have a chance.
Maybe Lois is the player with the headset.
Team eight, Sketch, sit up, Joe.
It's gotta be sitting in my chat.
I'll see y'all boys tomorrow, Monday.
We are going to spend $2,000 on CS cases locked.
All right, I'll see y'all boys in the next one.
Remember, you only die once, but you live every day.
So make your life a great one.
Oh, in a case I don't see you.
Good afternoon, good evening, and good night.