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I'm so excited to kiss you.
Hey.
Thanks.
All right.
So, our stream is crashed three times in four times.
It works for everybody else.
It's, I'm the only person where it doesn't work four times.
Could it just crash again?
did it just crash again? did it just crash again? did it just crash again? did it just
when I said three times, did it literally just crash a four-fine when I just had three times?
yes, sometimes it's just not enough to be grow. I'm telling you, sometimes it's just
not enough to be. So, hey, sometimes it is just not enough to be grow. Sometimes, as
As I said three times, it crashed at four of that.
Great.
Okay.
I guess it's my internet?
I mean, I don't know.
It's so hard to like, even.
It's like, I'll be in the middle of a game.
And then I'll realize, after looking over to my mother, that I've been talking to myself for
four minutes.
And in my student completely breaks, and I have to keep resetting the bar, resetting the
bar, resetting the bar, resetting the bar.
It's like the most annoying thing of all time to have to take the ground.
Like I literally just want to give up because like I know in five minutes it's going
to crash again.
I'm guessing it's my wife.
I don't know.
I already, I don't even want to split stream because I know it's just going to crash again.
Like I can't even describe all eight this is.
Elm mindset? Yeah. Yeah bro, sure, sure.
Whatever you say bro, I literally my stream is exploding every 30 seconds.
And I don't know the causation of it. I don't know how to fix it.
It's been going on for like two weeks on three different streaming services.
It just, it just breaks.
I guess it's either my PC or like the Devil.
It's really a D-d-a-s-a-tank.
That's what I think, that's my theory.
I think someone's literally just D-d-a-sing me.
I stream on every different streaming server
you could possibly imagine every day.
My internet is fucking perfect.
Never have a problem with my internet.
Only when I stream, my OBS crashes.
I don't even know, Grown.
I don't even want to begin streaming
because I know it's just going to crash again.
I don't even want to stream.
If I know it's going to just keep
fucking crashing every minute.
I'm fucking over, this is so fucking aids.
So fucking fucking fucking aids, so fucking aids.
Oh my god, this is so fucking aids, bro.
Oh my god, there's nothing that rage-bathy more than this shit.
on God there is nothing that this is me out more than this.
All right, I guess I'll say this now.
If it crashes one more time, on God,
I'm not even gonna, I'm not gonna start it back up.
If this stream, if this, if this,
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if this stream crashes one more time,
I'm not turning it back up.
I'm going to take my fucking PC,
and I'm gonna put a firework,
point it right up that fucking PC and like this whole bitch on fire.
I'll be back.
I'm going to try to stream one more time.
If it crashes again, I'm done!
You
All right, I'm back, I'm back.
It looks like we're going to go.
Is it working?
It looks like we're going to go.
Can I just fucking stream?
I just want to stream the please.
Just give me one day, one day without multiple stream crashes for the love of Jesus.
Is it working now?
All right, I think we're good to go. Let's just fucking send it.
It crashed while you were gone.
Say you know, say you swear to God, it crashed when I was gone.
It did crash while you were gone.
This is a joke. This is ready to be a joke, right?
It crashed when I was gone for a second.
I'm trying really fucking hard right now to not break this PC.
I want to I'm just literally fantasizing about taking a hammer and just not stopping until
every part of this PC explodes.
I don't understand bro.
I've been able to build a custom PC and it doesn't work.
the crash for a second, okay?
All right, may as well do it, I guess, right?
Should we still do the challenge?
Cause then if I'm drunk and the scene scratching,
I'm really gonna get this.
Wow, the scene actually crashed for a second, okay?
All right, let's try to do this.
Alright guys, last attempt, last attempt, that's streaming, slept to you think of the
five gift that appreciate you.
Let's do this.
Alright, one of those days, nah, it's been the whole week, I don't know, it's been the whole week,
it's one of those weeks, I guess, I can't stream, it's like yesterday was me, no, yesterday
crashed, yesterday streaming literally crashed, it's been every stream this week, every
re-fucking stream multiple times every stream the stream just crashes and I
literally want to bash my head into a wall. I'm like a crazy person talking to
themselves for five minutes because I think we will get here me and in
The reality is a statement crash!
Did that aircraft forget?
It crashed again?
It crashed again?
No, it didn't.
There's no fucking way, right?
It crashed again!
What do you mean real voice counts?
you know what let's just go let's just go let's do it one
sapphire let's do it let's do it one bat equals one brand
one death equals one beer let let let's do it let's do it
let's do it let's do it one
One death equals one beer. Let's do it.
Let's do it. One death equals one beer. Let's do it. Let's fucking do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. This might turn into the darkest I've ever paid in my life.
This might turn into the darkest I've ever been in my entire life.
Rose Town's like he got bait in the nuts. Hey buddy, it's not my real voice. It comes with a string lags behind so then it speeds up my voice to
I almost just want to get busted at this point.
Can't think of the product.
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's time!
One death equals one beer in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Oh my god, a band-layer.
I would literally rather vomit than play-layer.
Stop putting this map in my map.
One death equals one beer.
Let's go.
Chat, I need everybody to lock you. Now here's the thing.
Because I am a professional controller player. Don't laugh.
Because I, we got Orkin.
Because I'm a professional controller player.
I might not even have to drink a beer tonight.
Legitimately. I, I might not even have to drink a beer tonight.
like I literally, the plan is right we're gonna play right solo queue rank
at Diamond 2 lobbies and if I die I have to drink an entire beer now
sip, not a half let's get it to it be your counters above my head
that beer counter is gonna keep press F to doubt hey buddy press F to doubt chat look at
What do you mean? Does it look like I'm lying?
Where am I to make it? Does it look like I'm lying?
I am a top right now as it currently sits.
I'm a top 25 controller player in the world.
Jc, cream on my bed. How does it okay?
How does that coordinate to edit in that's happening?
Let's go. Ladies and gentlemen,
For the review one-dactical squad will be your entomplants, just rain those six out of it.
Let's do it.
Where did my team go?
You're gonna don't cancel.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't cancel.
Somebody already canceled the game earlier.
Don't cancel.
Oh my god, we're in yes.
Here we go.
That's it.
Where's my team?
Where's my team?
Where's my team?
Where's my team?
10 seconds to go.
Five seconds before insertion.
Where's my tea?
A bomb, a steam located and a fuse.
Do it. I dare you. I dare you. Do it again.
I triple dog Gary you're teaky again.
Good boy.
Why?
What is happening?
No, no.
Like, I want you to understand what I'm about to say.
In the 10 years that I've played this game,
I've never seen anything like this.
I played a game on Villa,
someone on the other team,
lagged out, they canceled.
I played a game on Clubhouse,
me and my teammates lagged out
for the entirety of the match.
I played a game on Oregon, it gets canceled.
Legitimately, I'm in 10 years of rainbow six each.
I don't know if this is ever an happen.
Check, why would I drink a beer? I didn't even die. Why would I drink a beer? I didn't, I literally got a kill!
Is it our six servers like that?
I don't think he's changing shit, I just want to play.
Oh my god, I think we're good.
Brought out of this lobby's buzz, I guess we'll try to clash.
I don't want to keep changing things, I just want to play.
All right, I guess we're going to re-explain the rules for that boss.
I'm happy new year from the future.
I might lagging whoa am I lagging chat stop typing real voice. I'm lagging. I know that I'm lagging stop typing real voice
This is the laggy extreme in my ass you're right I'm too much
All right
Capitosed we have to eat let's do it
Ladies and gentlemen, let's do it
Ladies and gentlemen, let's do it, attempt number four at this challenge, attempt number four.
Let's see now.
Is ProBak playing more? Oh my god, I'm actually obsessed. I'm obsessed with...
...card of being involved in SV, they can be involved in a...
...madao, they can be involved in a...
...all right guys, it's time to start the challenge place.
One gap equals one beer and let's get it. Let's go, bro.
Pick your off, we y'all. What are y'all doing?
Wait, why don't I take a sip? I haven't even died yet.
What am I doing?
That was like my total subconscious right there.
That was completely subconscious. That was not conscious.
Alvin and the chipmunk voice.
Listen, if I any given point tonight,
my voice turns into Alvin and the chipmunk.
It's not my real voice. It's because the strings lagging behind,
so then it's beat itself up to kick it back up.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time.
If you start fourth attempt, hopefully I won't squeeze time.
I think it's gonna work.
I think it's finally gonna work.
I think it's finally gonna work.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Gentlemen, it's time for the greatest drinking game in the history of gaming.
One dad equals one beer in Raymo's six each.
Located at bomb, make your way to a location.
I think we got a spawn speaker.
We got a spawn peaking goyo.
I'm not going to have to drink up here tonight, because I'm not going to die as
a singular ton and watch it.
Don't you dare beat that don't you dare beat that
He's gotta come up to you stairs.
He's gotta come up to you stairs.
He's gotta come up to you stairs.
I'm not before that dot painting.
If we're gonna make a real plan, he's gotta come up to you stairs.
Wait, I'm just gonna hide it.
I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die.
I'm just gonna hide it.
I'm just gonna hide it.
I'm gonna sneak up here.
Oh, no!
Smart, smart!
Yeah!
Smart, smart!
Yes!
Yes!
Listen, we're not gonna have to drink the same yellow man than I do.
Come on, everybody lock me in the hand.
Coward, coward, coward!
Yeah! Yeah! Time for whatever you want!
You just want to see me.
The drugs you could call me a lightweight.
I'm not a freaking lightweight, okay, buddy?
Jack, look.
I forgot something. I'm the greatest, yeah, coward, coward, that's not fair. Yo, no, it is fair, bro. It is fair.
Relax! Jack, I'm not a coward, bro. I'm not a coward. I'm not a coward. We're keeping that beer counter at zero all the night long.
Oh, real voice, yo, Jack. I don't know if I have to explain this for a thousand times.
It's not my real voice. When the stream lags, it has to speed back up, so it's speed up my voice. I don't judge like a jetman.
This is like the 99,000th time I've explained this, bro.
Should I open? Don't, don't, don't. Hey, not the night eight. Tonight is not the night for that.
That behavior will not be accepted.
They need to locate a bomb. You sound like those Polos.
Okay.
I've got to roll it down the bomb.
Chat, Lockie and I. Listen, we won the first round. Hey, look.
kills zero deaths and an assist.
That's perfectly fine.
It doesn't matter.
Because remember,
we just have to not die.
Chatter it.
We just have to not die.
Guys, do you understand?
We just have to not die.
And we just have to not die.
And we're good.
If I don't die, I don't have to say getting here.
And if I don't say getting here,
I'm stone-gold Steve Austin sober.
One second to go.
All camper, buddy, I'm not camper, we won the round, we're at a max!
All right, watch out for the sloppies, yo chat, as God is my witness, I will not hit spawn pizza night.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
...
...
...
...
...
...
I'm not gonna get to it.
I'm gonna have to get to it.
I've got to get to it.
I've got to get to it.
You want to get to it, Carter, bend me over him!
Shabby left, left, left, left, left.
No, Nick with the 25 gifted Nick, pen me over!
Bro, that was a really nice clip.
I'm not gonna buy it, I'm not gonna buy it,
so that was a really nice clip.
Bro, Jinxie revived my sex life.
Twisted, twisted, wait, why don't I keep grabbing the beard?
Okay, let's speed it back.
I keep thinking, oh, okay.
It's completely subconscious.
I'm not supposed to drink you.
No, look, one layer of the other,
I'm getting hammered tonight.
Hey, ah, come on, one way or the other,
I'm getting hammered tonight and I will walk
to the ball drop with y'all.
Mr. the stream China quote,
spectral with the
50 gifted spectral shot of an inside me.
So I actually love you, bro.
You legitimately, W spectral the chat.
50 of y'all just got jinxied charms man.
with no advertisement.
QH2.
Lagen, lagging, lagging, lag lag, real voice.
Type real voice one more time,
and I'm going to give you a knuckle sandwich.
Type, no, no, no, no,
type real voice one more time.
And I'm gonna give you a knuckle sandwich.
I need to locate a bomb.
It's not in my real voice, Chad, it's not.
Why do I keep grabbing the beer?
Jack, stop typing real-to-boy, he's y'all are not funny.
Dude, I just hit a clip, I'm free and I hope not that yet.
I'm so locked in! Come on, cat!
I'm gonna drink my coffee, chat, but this is not a beer, this is the bomb already out of that, I'm already out of it.
Dude, really good guys, really good!
I'm telling you, would I have somebody at stake or do I actually play better?
Diego with the five gifted Diego on location and on my forehand.
Kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor.
And when do you get it safe?
Can you tell me what's my flavor?
Hopefully, but I believe that you are not safe here, and your mom tells me she's worried about her.
Call her in his favor.
I don't remember, no matter what we can't die.
No matter what happens, we can't die.
No matter what happens, we can't back. Remember.
Row, Spectral with another 50 get to it. What is happening by now?
Spectral, you, you, you, it'll pull man.
I love you so much.
Double, I give Spect!
Wait, it's in the floor, isn't it? I'm so smart, though.
Spectral, I love you so much.
I think if I load this animal long enough, I get a freaking out of here.
What did I say?
and you not your headdest, but your time is so high.
You must recover the truth.
You'll be two, who need light heat?
Free bloodshot, greater standing.
I did not even see him. I should have drawn him, I should have drawn him.
Oh, he's waiting. He's out of the set, brothers. All right. We know what time it is, boys.
I finally died.
It's time for beer number one.
Oh no, I have to drink a beer.
Ladies and gentlemen, let's make tonight a new year's to remember.
Okay, this is going to be, okay, wow, alright, this is going to be
harder than I anticipated, that's what she said, sorry, no tears, this is
going to be on.
Oh my god, he's gonna be really hard.
Chad is gonna be really hard.
This is thick.
This is so hard.
if I died to keep an eye on the ball, I'll push that to take a lead.
Ladies and gentlemen, you're nothing one.
I completely cannot go.
I'm going to get really drunk tonight.
I don't care.
I'm already a hippo.
I'm out of time, that's me, my friend.
I can't let you know I'm alive.
I'm so scared to get to the music, my friend.
You think I'm alive?
I'm too hard of God, but I'm not scared.
I think I'm crying, not my own world, I can't.
I can't live without you, so.
And I never lie to admit that I was wrong.
And I've been so God wrapped in the match-out.
Dearness, we must go in.
Up or left operator standing.
Damn, whatever I do, I can't sound on it.
Nice guy!
Bro, only one beer not bad.
Jadda, be honest! Okay, okay. Jadda, be honest! Did that T4 kill? Make your
reader go like this. Be honest. Type up, type of water in the chat.
Jad, type of water in the chat if that T4 killed me your reader go like that.
Stroke my tip. All right. Are you even, hey bro, are you even listening to
anything anyone's saying. Shotgun the next beer. Bro, I don't know how to shotgun, but I
can give it a shot. I can give it a shot. I never shot gun to beer before me. All right ladies
and gentlemen, we're only one beer deep. This is going really, really, really good. I'm not
going to lie to you. We're going to win the game. We'll play another one. We'll not have to
this too.
Job doing good.
Wait, Chad, why does it say barbed wire or barbed wire?
Oh, God.
Oh, never got to work enough.
Alright, Chad, I'm off here.
Lock it, Chad.
How about you?
Can I eat for that?
I'm not lagging.
Did we do it good?
Did we do it good?
Are you gonna play happy with me?
I'll tomorrow.
Jack, everybody lost him.
Somebody lost him.
I'm going to put you back here, man.
Damn, I can't work, guys.
Let's do it here.
Bro, I'm 5 in 1.
Yo, this actually makes you play better.
Jack, try this challenge.
As long as it's a 20-moner order, as long as it's a 20-moner order.
3-calum 3, 2...
I can see you guys are the fastest in the game.
I can see you guys are the best in the game.
I can't drink a beer.
I can't die! I can't die! I can't die! I'm dying on that angle! The same goes
time that my aim is dead. The same goes literally. Oh! Oh for a little.
One dance. I mean, can you ask for better game play? No, no, no, no. Legitimately? Can you ask for better game play?
Did I just lag?
Chat? Chat? Chat? Chat? Chat? Chat?
No, no. Hey, chat? Yeah, I already know. I already know.
know how about if I can swap PCs right now in burn this PC without dropping a single
second of stream time I would do it but realistically installing a new PC will probably
take an hour.
Wait, but Chad, did you guys see the kill?
you
you
Why don't we just finish off the stream right now and be burning the PC now and then the stream
I'm just trying to make a cut out because everything is on fire.
I'm going to help myself in the moment I'm on.
Yeah.
I'm with the business on the street.
It's not a sewer.
To even sit around in your house.
It doesn't make sense.
It has to go on.
It has to be fully demolished.
There's a city in business.
It has to go on.
chat all in favor of burning down the PC and potentially the house type I will
okay not the house chat all in favor of burning down the PC type I seeing a lot of
lives have I said I'm sorry
so is it like okay have I is the stream a literally I'm streaming
is it like I'm streamable?
Wait.
Did you see what I'm done here?
Oh my god. Wait, did I have to put in for that?
Wait.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Did today not bring me the wind?
Wait.
Is it your actual wind?
I know it.
It's a lot of power on your move.
I'll succeed.
Look.
Look.
If might be my internet?
You fucking chaplain over there, bro?
Fucking chaplain.
You fucking cry.
Is it a great string?
What?
It might be my internet because earlier I loaded up Twitter and I couldn't load a single tweet.
So,
So,
we'll go to the office to see how the police will hear.
No, the thing is,
I literally have us.
I have a backup PC ready to go. I just never installed it because I didn't want to sign in all my apps
Chad maybe this stream will be less laggy on the flash. Can I get a re-3?
I mean, Chad, maybe I'm in the... I don't have that. They took my rifle back. Where's my rifle? Where's my rifle?
What is happening? Like, what if no, what is happening?
I have to determine the method actually. You're missing.
Oh, I'm not going to test it. It's fine, but you're only testing.
Yeah, I think you're at the execution.
All right, you know what?
Here's what I'm going to do, have I?
Here's what I'm going to do. Here's the plan.
Tonight, tonight, I'm going to get as drunk as you need impossible.
If I'm putting you into a complete internal control of monitoring when the string crashes,
if a have I let that bitch crash, just keep the light at fucking crash.
Hi guys, I'm gonna hit its truck as you move it possible. I'm gonna play classroom out because you just not cooperating right now and
Yeah, we're gonna stream we're gonna stream to the ball drop one way or the other
We're getting to the fucking ball drop. I bet and I've got it's my witness
If the stream crashes on the ball drop tonight, y'all are never hearing from me again
If the stream crashes in that 10 second window, I swear to God
I'm only gonna stream 10 seconds of it if they actually DMCA meet that for 10 seconds then I'll see them in court
I mean there's a note you can't DMCA for nine seconds I'm watching that ball drop one way or the other dude
I don't give a fuck.
All right, chat.
Siege is shocked.
We'll put away some drug crash route.
Chat, you know what?
Let's go on YouTube too.
Let's add to the confusion.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's add to the confusion.
Let's let.
Let's make this just confusing as possible.
Let's make this as if you let's just keep.
Let's keep crashing the stream.
watching the stream and have every hour goes on I'm going to keep getting
drunker and drunker.
Hi, my shatter by all.
All right, chat. Here's what we're going to do.
Clips, it's all done.
Chatting's all charged.
All right, so not chat, listen. Here's the game for a minute.
Well, you click tomorrow.
What do you click tomorrow?
You have my word chat.
Here's the game for a minute.
Here's the game for my chat.
I'm going to get its trunk as possible.
It's New Year's Eve.
I told y'all I'm streaming until the ball drop.
I'm streaming until the ball drop.
And here is my drunkometer.
I'm going to keep getting drunker and drunker in drunker.
OK, and some of my reach absolute peak drunkenness.
We as a child are going to watch this ball drop together tonight.
One way or the other.
My PC, this mother fucker right here.
is doing everything in its power to crash my shit.
But it doesn't matter because it doesn't face me, dog.
It doesn't face me, dog!
So, that's what's happening.
That's what's happening.
All right, we're about to go live on YouTube right now.
Hover to set it good up.
I'm gonna go take a beer piss.
PRB, I got the beer pisses.
High-byes, tightly YouTube stream,
drunk, flash, ran out.
You
You
J.B.
J.B.
J.B. said, have I just started without me?
J.B.
in Lentonman. What is up, Jammalor Nation? No, wrong and
truck. Ladies and gentlemen, we're playing Flash Royale tonight
with a little bit of a twist. I'm going to be absolutely
shit-faced. Let's do this. I'm going to play, I'm going to keep going, I'm
going to try to win as much games as I can. Now, Jack, so that I get on my
F-O-O-P-C, chat, F-O-O-P-C.
F-O-O-P-C.
Chat, it's not F-O-O-O-O, chat, we love clash.
We just do not love the greedy people
who may clash, okay?
We do not like that.
Now chat, it doesn't matter,
because tonight we're doing drug clash.
This is gonna go good.
This is my best idea ever, cha-po.
Foner PC, Foner PC, Foner PC, chat, Foner PC.
Foner, okay, here's the thing, if I'm actually really seriously
actually legitimately going to lock in right now, it's going to be fun.
No, we love Clash, we don't love the company that runs Clash, all right?
Like, that's, uh, Clash Rattles a great game.
It's the best phone game you can possibly play.
The company that runs it. I don't let's just say this. I don't see eye to eye with them, bro.
A lot of their policies.
Do we haven't done like an actual ladder grind stream in like probably a whole week?
Because we've been grinding seeds, but seed is not working tonight.
We'll see. Maybe it's my internet, but I don't know.
Bro, I hope I don't lack out.
phone lock in or go home I agree let's lock in let's lock in let's lock in
stereo madness one death equals one beer do chat by the way I told
I was gonna play deadlock all stream I still have not played it I'm going to
though I'm gonna I'm gonna try to practice deadlock all stream I'm not gonna do
any of my normal mode runs on all stream but I'm gonna try to practice we're
We're gonna get through it, Row.
Chad, I realistically think it's gonna take me,
like all bullshit aside.
I've been cheating on me thinking Dad Lock
is gonna take probably two months.
It's definitely harder than Clubstep.
Bro, where's my...
Dude, have eyes on my phone, things not working.
Of course it's not working.
Oh no, that's working, here we go, Chad, here we go.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm the everybody to lock you.
All right, Jack, it's time for some drunken flash
where I have.
Ha ha ha!
Dude, I don't know if this is a good idea.
A great idea.
I have no idea, but Jack, I'm gonna keep it simple.
I got four Medellos on my desk.
We already pounded one Medellos,
we have four left over.
Also, I got Toss of Needles,
with pineapple juice on top of my refrigerator.
Tonight, we're getting absolutely paid.
Or dude, I haven't grinded ladder in a minute.
I've been locked in.
I've been playing all stream.
I'm better now than I've ever been at class around.
Don't believe me to swatch.
For your order.
I'm not gonna fight.
It's a chat.
It actually was my internet this whole night.
We're in the middle of the lagging.
Wait.
Oh, back out!
Alright, this guy's just been texting me
She's been about to be tornado rocket-combo.
This is actually easy.
He's gonna start an activate, watch that.
I think I'm gonna go up to the top.
That's not all right.
That's not all right.
Perfect.
Guys, are doing good?
We're not going to lose a single-game to me. I'm going to stay in my house.
We're going to take some damage, but now I'm going to go giant. If he goes vivo-valve, I'm going to... I'm going to...
I'm going to... I'm going to punch him to that other place.
Wait, he'll actually punch that? No, no, no!
I was supposed to punch my team now.
Shyla did him really think that was the worst possible thing that could happen.
He's laughing.
What were we helping out? What were we helping out?
What are you laughing at, kid?
This is the worst possible case scenario.
Bro, I accidentally punched a goblin, am I a fucking idiot or what?
Don't answer that.
I'm very aggressive rocket like this.
Bro, I'm going to use more NATO's right hips.
Bro, this kid is such a swat!
He's gonna rock it, guarantee me we rock it.
For if a giant with that light, this dude's actually to go.
No way if a giant in that.
He messed up! He messed up! He messed up! He messed up! He messed up! He messed up!
This is my chance, focus.
Probably as we, Evo, I see, you can't break through that card.
You've not done it, you've done it, you can't break through that card.
Evo bow, and Evo, I see.
Hold, you need to fuck.
You tornado can burn out, but I do know damn it. That's what this is about to do.
Great the ball is actually saving me.
Bravo to Punks with kind of dance.
He just put that up on some broken forward that I can't play in.
Maybe I need to go snow?
Wait, stay alive, please honey, buddy, buddy.
Bro, he's just spamming broken cards!
Oh my god!
What?!
I-I can't play everything you know about.
I can't play into the evil exit.
I literally can't do a single thing to this guy.
Let's crack a Bruce Key.
No, no, no, let's crack it.
Let's crack it.
Okay.
Chad, would you let me crack you?
Yes.
I'm a minor.
Okay.
Obviously not if you're a minor.
Obviously not if you're a minor, bro. Obviously fucking not.
Alright, look, I want one.
Bro, what do you need real voice?
say you throw it down bro he's using wallbreakers dude oh my god
my suit crashed again
chat I'm starting to legitimately think it's this the FBI I'm getting I'm getting
from starting to think this is like literally the FBI my screen is crashing
every two minutes. It's gonna be okay, spooky. Thank you. Thank you.
It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay. Who do you think you are? That was a terrible
play. Rather that was a horrible play.
I'm eating that. You want to know why? Because I'm going to take this whole tower.
All right, that was a terrible idea. Chat, that was a terrible idea.
How did they bow that?
Brown Islander.
How did they bow that?
Haha.
Oh!
I'm gonna push out a minute.
This can't put you in the middle of your core ball.
I can't stop the wall for anything else.
There's nothing I can do to stop this. There's nothing I can do to stop this.
I can't stop the wall for anything else.
You know, I just, I'm completely helpless.
I think my god, there's nothing I can do that's fine, bitch.
I mean, what am I?
This is supposed to go, he just goes, my-
What am I supposed to do?
Bro, why does my stream keep passing?
You know what, man? Tonight might- might just not be the night.
Brother, brother, you know what? Tonight just might not be the night. I'm not even told you.
Dude tonight just might not be the night, a crashed again, are we serious?
Pay your internet bill, bro. I pay my internet bill.
No, you did it. Yeah, bro. I lied about paying my internet field. Do you want to get my shit in the face?
Yes. Bro, what type of...
I'm gonna have a building watch.
Good boy.
Chiefs, are you streaming on the weather app?
What do you think bro?
If you had to scratch together all of your remaining brain cells, and make a guess, what do you think, bro?
Just take shots already?
You know what, you're right.
Should we break out the cost of me goes after this game?
Good advice, good good bowler
Holy wits, value
No one have mighty takes to our run.
So far.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
All right, shall I got caught to be go from far out of the pit?
Shut up, boy!
Javities and laddomen, I got pineapple juice with the Casamigos.
Ooh, that's got a nice little scent to it.
Alright, here's what we're going to do.
We're going to do a shot of Cosmigo and then some pineapple juice.
Happy New Year's.
My stream still lagging.
No way.
My stream still lag.
My stream is still lagging.
My stream is still lagging.
There's no fogging way.
What am I phone?
Lucky job.
but it's not a really big way to think, eh?
the
Chad, I think this is going to go down as the worst stream of all time. It's literally like
bro, it is literally been nonstop lagging from like four hours.
chat bro it's been not something like in the 4 hours
no way this could just spray your red
I'm in chat there's literally no way this could just spray your red
See what you're watching?
That brain knows cute and all, but how are you gonna defend this?
Let me know.
How are you gonna defend this?
I'm actually curious.
How are you gonna defend?
Oh yeah, you're not gonna defend.
Oh yeah, you're not gonna defend.
Oh yeah, you're not gonna defend.
Because I have so much freaking aura.
Raja! Raja!
Give me that to kill a bitch!
Give it that to kill her!
I'm getting lit tonight, alright be that.
Jack, I'm actually getting really drunk right now.
Perfect mini-synthesizing for now.
No way, that's on tower. No way. No way.
Oh my god, it's not tower. That's huge. Let's go!
He's got a freeze, guaranteed to be freezes.
We'll get the wits alive.
Which give me those ass cheats.
I'm not so much a wits.
There's no way he stopped this dude.
Chep is the way he stopped this dude.
Wait, the bites!
Don't let you splashing the tower!
A pellet!
Wait, I'm off. Wait, no way. No way, I'm off. No way, I'm off. No way.
Brother, there's no freaking way. Wait, 5's. Giants on tower.
Goodsack, can I get a Gigi in the chat?
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, I just feel like the drunker I get, the badder I play, bend me over, Gigi.
Chops, listen, bro.
Listen, I'm not going to bend you over.
I appreciate you offer, but I'm going to respectfully press.
Is it?
Chat?
Did I hear the word shut?
Chat is new here, Zee, right?
It's new here, Zee.
All right, let's do it, Zee.
to getting as fucked up as possible all the New Year's Eve is simple. We take a
swig of pineapple juice, we chase it with the cows and we go, walk and walk in.
Y'all missed it? Did you see it?
You ought to miss it, right?
Chat, we're back, right?
Y'all miss the shot!
Y'all miss the shot!
We missed it, we missed it, no y'all didn't.
Chad, I'm not an alcoholic dude.
I'm a party animal!
That's the damn brad!
Chad, you know, I'm literally going to a new year's that you've already got to this, Chad.
But Chad, is it like dude, I'm Chad?
What was I saying?
I forgot what I was saying.
Who cares?
Shut up man, I'm just going to die!
Yes fireball, those are half the way. Now I'm in it.
No.
Brother might have been a really bad snow. That was a bad snow. No.
Minutes.
Genity party.
So Chad, here's the-
We have to take the bush. Can I even eat the bush? Can I eat it?
I'm so chill. Now I lost that monster. Remember Chad, this guy's using the like super virgin back,
so if you're down one of them, so they just stand. Watch, he's gonna keep his family.
see look look this is this stack is what I like to call super birds of the cycle
worst fine time I've ever seen but it never matters though it never matters
because this deck is broken I'm not going to break yard because he has dark dragons
Alright, I'm gonna spend everything I have on offense, we'll see you next
nag
night
cock
nit
Night
Oh, holy, Chan.
holy chan, holy chan, bro you're a chan, not a no you're a chan, bro you're a chan
Wait, no way, right?
Now that I know wait right.
Chad, no way.
Chad, no way right.
I'm deep that calls for another shot.
Oh, wow.
But I'm the, like, no.
I'm the greatest of all.
Like, right, there's a lot of people out there that are good at video games.
I'm the highest caliber and an open-world video games right there.
Doesn't matter because, like, my sex life is absolutely non-existent, but I'm really care.
Oh, you have a girlfriend? That's cool, bro. I'm an ultimate champion.
Oh, you have a girlfriend, bro?
I'm about to hit Soder Q to champion the ring of six.
You have a girlfriend, bro?
I beat theory of everything too.
I'm flying.
I'm flying.
I don't, I don't even want a girlfriend, dear.
Sure, I believe it's Shadow Clock.
Fernando, I believe it's Shadow Clock!
Sure, I believe it's Shadow Clock, right?
I love the past amigos, me and I love the past amigos,
Famo Borra Carrado.
Chad, how many consecutive wins is that?
Chad, okay, now run, y'all actually missed another shot.
Chad, y'all actually missed another shot.
No, y'all actually missed another shot, or y'all serious.
Bro, yeah, I could like every time I grab the cost of me cuz y'all just laughed
You know what chat this might be the worst stream of all time, but I I love y'all boy, right?
Not gonna mean chat
Like chat, no, no, I really do love y'all boys
Yeah, this might go down as the worst stream of all time we've had 39 lag out, but I love y'all boys, bro
Wait, he's not activate King Tarty messed up.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
What a chud.
Daddy tried activate King Tarty messed up.
Nice, guys.
Trust me, bro. All your shoes are bad.
Check this guy's got jokes, man.
Oh, Chad, why is that level 20?
Happy New Year's, not yet.
Thanks to my girlfriend is watching with me.
Yo, Remi's girlfriend.
Yeah, Remi's of W boyfriend.
Kiss him on the lips right now.
Remi, I got you to get it. Remi, don't worry.
Remi, I got you, bro.
Minion's turn, Minion's.
Minion's!
Minion's!
Remi I got to go.
Fight! Nice fight, guys!
What? What?
What?
Oh God, that's a golden.
Wait, that's a golden.
That's a golden, that's a golden, that's a golden, that's a golden market.
That's a golden, damn I can't let him.
Damn I can't let him.
This is Edo.
This is Edo.
That this is not good, this is not good.
Jedi repeat, this is not good.
Jedi repeat, this is not good.
Jedi, this is not good, I repeat.
Everybody focused.
Just relax and go get him!
Alright.
Ooh, naughty boy, bad man.
Bad man, he's not coming. Bad, bad man.
Dude, my hair line looks so cooked when I'm actually...
Dude, I don't think the sky is a lightning y'all.
I don't think he has a lightning. I do not think he has a lightning. He's like actually
And if he does, he's gonna get lightning block right now
When he gets a rocket, what am I thinking?
What am I doing? What am I doing?
Oh, yeah, that's right. I'm building me
I disagree, I disagree with that, I disagree, I think that's a bad giant.
Holy vines, now you. Holy vines!
We've made it back up where's the go?
Everybody back up where's the go?
WHAT THE FAD ?
It's somebody say, Shah, did somebody say, Shah, did somebody say, Shah, did somebody say,
Did somebody say...
Shhh...
Jigsie's shuddy get the time out here.
All right, you know what? Let's get on with each.
Can't you know what? Let's get on with each.
Chad, can I get a huzzah? Chad, try to put nine in the chatter room and you get on
siege. Pepper eight in the chatter room, give you a few more questions. Type of five in
the chatter room if you ever rock in your head. Chad, let's get on siege. Bro, Chad, I'm
too drunk to play Flash. Bro, you know what I need, bro? And I'm drunk, so just check.
All right, take everything I'm about to say with a grain of salt.
Okay, you know what I mean?
I need a 5 foot 2 or a 5 foot 3.
God, mommy with milkies.
That's not a meal.
I'm a simple guy.
Producing.
I need a 5 foot 2 slash 5 foot 3.
God, mommy with milkies.
But in this and though, I'm a simple fucking guy, all right, you know what I'm saying bro chat. All right, what do I want to do after a long day of nothing?
It's just come home, you know, lay my head on a nice pair of millions. That's it bro. I'm a simple guy. All I want to do in life is play video games and get dominated by a god mommy
Can I get it every two weeks?
Chat, stop typing real voice.
Type real voice one more time, and I will punch you square in the jaw.
Type real voice one more time.
Jesse, she can't be five foot two and five foot three at the same time.
Great input, Chris.
But I'm saying in interest.
She can be five foot two or five foot three.
I just need a nice pair of milkies right here.
And I just wanted to call me a good boy. That's it. That's it. Call me a good boy. And let me just rest my head right in between your titties. That's honest.
That's not it. That's all I need. That's a little bit of all I need.
But just call me a good boy.
Maybe our seeds won't matter, right?
So...
No, no, no, thank you.
This is literally all we need, bro.
And chat, guess what, my stream crashed again.
My stream literally crashed again.
I don't even know if we're going to make it to midtime, Hermannite.
Jack, at this fucking current trajectory we're on, I legitimately don't even know if we're going to make it to mid-night.
All right, I'm going to end on YouTube so we can play some music.
YouTube, I love y'all come to twitch.
last night we landed in the agricultural camp
remember everything disabled a city out
you tell me that you we saw somebody you never met
but they gave me something to tell me the same old
yeah no way it was our last night he is still there
make the seat which he can get to us
last night we checked we split up there
just talking about not going to see if it's there
I can see it being you, you know you, the chat I kind of saw.
Jack.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What is this?
Take care of the bomb.
Jack, no, that's not what I'm playing.
I've never ready.
All right, guys.
I've never ready to lock in.
What's playing? What is that? What is playing? What is playing? What? Who played this? This is auto?
It's somebody doing my job!
Bro, somebody doing my job! What is this?
Oh my god, I'm so excited to see what's going on.
Robot!
I'm so excited to see what's going on.
Check how we're going in my dead!
Get me out of here, get me out of here.
Get me out of here.
Get me out of here.
Holy moh.
Terrible, this is what they would call.
They would call a brutal mug.
What?!
I thought I was square on the face later!
What? I saw him swear on the face, why not?
I love autism.
Jack, did somebody say shot a clock?
Shot, shot, shot, shot!
Ladies and gentlemen,
Cops of me goes to pineapple juice, greatest combo of all time, argue with the world.
Oh...
Uh, Chad, so...
I'm gonna be honest...
I went from Buz for Chad.
Chad!
Chad, right around it!
Okay!
Let me explain!
Cause I'm actually...
Okay, I'm pretty fucking drunk right now. I'm just kidding. Let's got the bullshit. I'm angry. So chat
Right that and there right right no right there
We missed the shot for our y'all serious
Milk me daddy bro, wait not actually missed the shot be so no be so fucking serious y'all miss the shot
How have I said on God?
All right, if y'all must be shot,
we've got a written on the one.
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
listen to me and listen to me clear.
I don't drink, I'm not a alcoholic.
Chats me to say I'm not a alcoholic.
When I do drink, there's one thing I do.
Who and one thing only?
Pineapple juice with Casinoos.
Maybe I'd be like, Jixie, what do you mean pineapple juice with Cossamu dos?
Listen, you take a slig of the pineapple juice?
Ah, and a slig of the Cossamu dos.
What is that happenin' because a pineapple juice makes you say with the Cossamu dos?
And you don't feel a fucking thing.
That's not, we have to make it stop, we can't remember it, that's it, we'll be standing up.
You told me that you were smaller than body, you never made it.
Or the lift-up on protect it.
It's not the night.
Jamie?
We missed it.
No, you can't.
You don't know if that's us.
I find that fate is not counted upon.
I just want your mission!
I just want a five foot three out of four five foot two
Gamer girl, a dog and a bomb money to engage
Like I really want to be clear what I say
I don't want anything else
I don't care!
I'm getting zipped tonight.
You dead.
You dead.
You're not a man, but I told you this is grown on me.
I forgot what you thought of me.
What the fuck is that?
Keep that deploy, so that's the kid.
Keep that deploy.
We're done.
Last battle with Jack, we split up here.
We're talking about...
It's talking about, I don't want to see up to see up here.
You know, you're not trying to see it out of me.
I'm not gonna be a good guy.
I'm not gonna be a good guy.
I'm not gonna be a good guy.
I'm not gonna be a good guy.
I'm not gonna be a good guy.
The young friend said,
what the hell I would have changed all kind of stuff.
I'm not doing anything.
That's not how we left the need to go.
I've tampered, man.
Wow.
All right.
I'm aggressively drunk now.
Phone?
Somebody called me?
Bro, maybe it's the house.
Maybe it's the house, maybe the house?
Maybe the house called me.
Jack, that was fucking delgaby.
You mother fucker.
That was fucking delgaby.
Wait, Jack.
Did I hear your shot?
Where'd it go?
Did I hear your shot?
No, no, no, Jack.
Did I hear your shot?
Why not the juice?
Council me, ghost.
Modernly erected penis.
Let's do this, shit.
Chris, thank you for the tier 1 of Chris.
You demand appreciate you.
You think you've heard of by himself.
You read, chat.
Will we make it to midnight?
Type a Yassim or nobody chat.
Type a chatter.
Will we make it to midnight?
Type a Yassim or nobody chat?
No, hell no, missed it, hell no, you chat every time I take a shot y'all can not tighten
this thing.
Or listen, I'm gonna play Spotify.
Can you guys not like hack into my Spotify?
Here look, I'm gonna end the jam.
Don't join my jam, bro.
Stop joining my jam.
Not like actually, Jane, I don't think you're defying gifted.
Jack don't join my jam. Don't join my jam.
I gotta think of a good song.
Jack do not don't join my jam. Don't join my jam.
Here we go.
Guys, what are y'all doing?
to start to hear.
Why are you all in my dad?
Get out of my dad!
Wait, he actually put on the vanjoff.
Oh, I can't get it.
Chape the offer, God, I'll ever get a girlfriend of yours.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
All in love, but I guess it's supposed to stress a fall in that a bit.
Are you tired of me yet?
I'm a little sick right now, but I swear,
when I'm ready, I will find out of here.
Why did you take it? Stop!
Wait, we need to climb, I need to climb, I need to climb, I need to climb, I need to climb, I need to climb, I need to climb
New chamber to turn off the phone call
one friendly room
The rules are me, nobody knows that was not me
Chad, what do you say shall we apply our footprint
bro, but Chad, are the hot watching dude
Listen, if there is any hub watching, this is not a fully clean look, okay?
Hugs hugs believe in the straightened of the other end here.
Bad.
Chad, here we go.
I'm watching.
Hi, rise!
Chad look, that literally looks for that.
The opinating.
That looks, I get it.
It's a little bit louder than my ceiling, but it's still just a little bit more.
The thing is, if I don't masturbate for like four to five days,
you might see them in second-class.
I'm not a good man.
Often, I'm upset that I can not fall in love, but I guess is the voice is stressful
in my everyday.
Hey, chat, I'm going to keep an absolute beat.
I am wasted.
No, my battery is fat on my controller.
My batteries fell out of my control room.
Jack, I'm going to be keeping it up in your mouth, I'm going to do it.
Borrowed!
Jack, I'm going to be out of this, I'm dropping.
Wait, Jack, did I hear water of Jack?
Did I hear shot?
Wait, no, no, no, Jack, did I hear shot?
This is how we...
So you got some of them?
Jack, I believe, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
I believe someone said, shot.
Am I crazy or...
No, no, I believe somebody just said shot.
I'm not crazy, right?
I believe somebody just said shot.
Oh, I fucked up.
Oh, girl, who is real?
Five seconds ago.
He found his teammates telling that I need you.
Bro, if this is the laggyest stream of all time.
Dude, this is the laggyest stream of all time.
I'm not a betrayer.
Don't leave me, don't leave me, don't leave me, don't leave me, don't!
Gary, I submit to you.
dominate this
Daddy I
Daddy I submit to you daddy I submit to you
All right, so somebody stay shot at my crazy
You're broken y'all stop like ruining the stream with Spotify miss like I don't know how you're doing it. Please stop
Where's that?
Did somebody?
Did somebody stay shot?
If you're not your place, it's your life!
Get ready to get fucked up!
Let's do it!
Ha ha ha!
Come on, let me buy you!
You know it!
Let's do it!
Yeah!
I'll let you out!
Let's do it!
Let's do it!
Let it in!
Hey!
Hey!
Come on!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Why are you eating the jam?
Stop eating the jam!
Well, y'all are acting like on God you guys are ruining the stream.
You might think you're going to be on God really, Mr.
I like the game, no chat, say you swear to God, I like the game.
Not the gym, but you don't like the game.
I'm not saying you swear to God I like again.
Alright, so chat, it pains me to say this.
Wait, what's up? What?
Chat, alright, it pains me to say this, chat.
No, no, my chat. We'd be doing this in the morning.
No, no, no, chat, chat, listen.
We legitimately might have to answer it.
We legitimately, like, no, no, I've never lagged more.
Somebody typed, yes, please.
Okay, see, but then, y'all don't type me, no.
Now, I feel bad, you see, no.
Like, chat, I wanna watch the ball drop with y'all.
Y'all already know that?
My stream has crashed 20-9 times and I'm not even drunken up to not care. I'm still sober enough to care a little bit.
That.
Row chat, my stream is so laggy, it seems to say.
Like, I have the laggy stream on Twitch, man.
I'm literally lagging more than every other streamer combined.
But I don't even know what the issue is now.
Bro, then I'm trying to listen to music to take my mind off the mid, right?
And then people just keep joining my jam.
Shall I watch this ready?
I'm going to end jam.
Watch.
And jam.
I'm going to start with.
Okay.
And then I play a song, right?
Watch this.
Ready?
Watch.
Watch that.
just way play stay
just way play
go
im
Okay, I did a piece of bomb.
Oh, yeah, I don't have an option. We can't. We can't listen to music anymore.
Holdy virgin, like...
Do it on so prime down and out the most sense to I might just like you look at how good my
You want perfect recall control to see you low sentence trust
You can't be deployed!
You can't be deployed!
Where are they?
must recover than it can do.
I'm more eliminated, I'll call someone SMG.
When did they add that?
When did they add that?
I'm all a city, man.
I want to keep streaming, but it's like,
I don't even know what to do, man.
I don't even know what to do.
I don't even know what to do.
I...
I texted you something, I didn't, I don't know why you're calling.
Hi, guys.
Yeah.
This is the worst dream of all time.
James, can I be real there?
What is that?
Can I be real there?
And if you are, this is a top five trick.
I know how to quit.
But have I seen lags every four minutes?
But it's funny every time it lags.
So you think I just keep it going?
I think you keep coming.
Well, it's the laggy stream on the internet right now.
I think it was a great idea.
I know you're an eight-shot speed.
Can you just go and count the fucking eight-shot speed by the way?
That was the one stage again.
You're right.
I'm shooting face, bro. I'm shooting face, bro.
It's now, your stream is like a crash.
See, if we were a re-stream and it was crashing,
we had to reset, I hope you had to reset it.
I don't understand.
But you're gonna worry about the growth.
Your real voice is showing.
Shut up! Like the real voice, shit!
So, okay.
You think I keep this going till midnight,
and we'll watch the ball job.
I think you push through, bro.
That is...
I think you need another shot.
Okay, let's do top-sick one.
Let's bring him back.
Chat, let's bring him back.
Fuck it.
I've changed the plan of my oven times tonight.
Now why did I do that?
chat if my stream lags just don't even tell me I know the A I know you don't
gotta tell me it's lagging I know it's lagging alright you chat what I'm gonna
do is I'm gonna go back live on YouTube and we're gonna stream all my
So many night chat toxic only once type of name attacking the chat. I'm not no fucking part time or dude
Dan you
You
It's been a really, really messed up week, seven days of torture, seven days of
terror.
My girlfriend went and cheered on me, she's a California dime, but it's time for me to
quitter.
Whatever.
La, la, la, la, la.
We're going out tonight.
There's a party on the rooftop top of the world tonight.
It's somebody's station.
Alright, we are currently eight shots deep and let's pump the brakes a little bit
bro.
Jack, if you want a 1v1, if you want a 1v1 me, type of game is not going to Jack.
If you want...
If...
Oh my god, if I stream like again.
Oh my god, if I stream like again.
Oh my god, if I stream like again.
Chatter! If you want to one, be one, make it!
Go!
Time for your game or tag in the chat.
You ever what's good about you want to want me on me?
Yes, yes
Seven days of torture, seven days of better chat
If you want to want to be one me, that would ever type it a chat
If you want to want to want me, that would be a chat
Bro is that sentient?
Holy O.G.
Holy O.G.
Is sentient?
I would talk to sentient a minute or oh
I haven't talked to Zentie in a minute and row.
Chat, if you want to one be one me tied to your gamer tag in the chat.
Chat also unrelated, but if you want to make sweet tender love to me tied up to my real and chat.
If you want to make sweet tender love to me,
I think the last thing you can get to do.
Seeing a lot of trees, seeing a lot of trees.
Hell well.
Yo, plan, plan, plan, plan. Why do you want to want to want to want?
Bro, no, no, no, look, bro.
You're there, dude? Okay, you can make run, man.
I come before you vanish, bro.
What?
What?
I already beat you, Ralph.
What, what, what, what, what, what do I gain out of playing you again?
I already beat you.
I already beat you.
Uh, Jean-Claude, you think I'm trying back then?
Okay, when we do try now, on goal as high.
I run into your game, three times, but like,
come on, I did like the king.
I'm not gonna dance, bro.
Come on, bro.
You need a rematch and I show you who the real king of the game.
the game. What? What? What?
I don't really do it. Three words to go forward.
Come on. Go, go, go.
But then I didn't try. I ran into your game.
I picked Dari. I mean, I picked you.
And then I do dumb shit.
And now I will try. I'm going to watch.
I'll play one condition.
Okay.
Say, I'm a good boy for that in Jingsie.
Oh my god!
Okay, I'm a good boy for Papa Junko bro.
The...
Funnest. Absolutely.
Funnest.
Fingers were crossed.
Jab, that is how you finnest somebody bro.
Robot, I'm not playing you dude.
Let's party one.
Lev, I already won.
I've never won me one before.
Lars, let's see this guy. Lars, let's see this guy right here.
Yo, oh my god, this is not a good one.
Yo.
Yo, I think it's a good one.
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
You too
chat I'm not gonna lose a single or one people tonight.
From I'm actually lagging bro I'm lagging.
Charming lagging.
You'll run these joking, did it invite me? He's actually joking.
You'll hold a humble, hold a humble, hold a humble, hold a humble chat.
Invite me, chair muffin.
You're out if you call me child muffin. I'm not inviting you to shut your pie hole
Wow, Lars never invited me holy fumble from
Actually, Chad, I'm the gentleman that I think my balls out for this the worst dream I've ever did
You know, Lars, Lars
No, don't say hello. Are you ready to get fucking humbled?
Don't let me in check the stats.
Are you trying to stop?
Are you trying to stop?
Are you trying to put that 2.0KD in the pocket?
You better be careful.
You said well.
You're at a minute of a virgin pro.
I get zero play, my dude.
You're a virgin?
You know it's me who I swim and broke.
Way, way, way, way.
So you're a champion with a 2KD, yeah, drum I game out of believe you are some of you in my bro
I already sent three drum I game out of I do not believe you at all
There's no way you hit champion with a 2KD. There's legitimately no chance. No, what's up bro
I've done this for 3rd and 3rd. I've done this shit.
Wait, how are you? Are you controller or Zam?
Controller, I'm on the Stunty and St. D. I could show you.
I'm on the Stunty and St. D.
I'm on the St. D. I'm on the St. D.
Come on, let's play.
No, no, I'm on the D. So what if I teach you? What would you do?
What do you do with that bitch?
What do I do? I'm shaking my really hundred right now.
So, uh...
No, but you're pro, listen. You're at 2.0 KV Chan.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What would you do with that bitch?
What would I do?
Dude, I'm not scared of you, though.
So, I listen, listen.
All right, so listen, listen, Mars, love.
No, hey.
Why are you laughing at me?
Actually, I'm not playing.
I'm actually getting home.
I've never gone through the ND.
I'm actually getting pretty blown up right now
So last opportunity
Lawrence listen listen, can you hear me?
Oh, yeah, I hear
What would you say is the chances of me waiting this?
You think I have a zero percentage chance at waiting this?
Yeah, bro, you're fucking terrible
I check back in the few at the end of the game bro. Check out how to wait
I always say no
The party don't leave the part.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The other thing is, bro, what do you play?
Problem?
Is that congrats or strength?
That same energy, bro.
No, no, don't leave the party, don't leave the party.
Oh, vigil.
Oh, so you step track you.
Well, you got high-vice on go, huh?
I brought it in stat track you.
I just ban folks coming up.
Go, Rader, the game.
Oh, I'm actually a miss.
So, Bart, you're a 2.0KD champion.
Yeah, that's me.
You're not a Zim.
You don't even attract.
Yes, you can stat track me.
Have a stat track.
I don't know if I believe this guy. I actually don't know if I believe this guy.
That track me.
Have I stat track him?
I legitimately can't sell my believe him or not.
So I just want to sell out my boys that I want to take dance.
We got there.
We got there.
No, can you tell your dudes to stop inviting me my dude?
the more you tell them they're going to keep inviting you to do this do this they're
throwing that bad thing back
so juicy how's your new jersey going bro? very good bro there we go
wait what no no I don't want a small talk
why from here we need a small talk bro okay
I was just giving it like something important to them, my door.
So what would you come look from Shutter?
All right, dude, don't refer to me as Shutter. Don't ever do that shit again.
Or I'm today just a loose move?
I don't go by Shutter, right? You think all me big pop up?
I can come and get out of the door.
Hey, Jinxie, let's get off that drone, yeah?
Yes, they left.
That's probably to him.
Back off, got one drone, happy.
Wait, he's better than me.
I'm for eliminated.
I'll come and free fire, they'll come and free fire.
I'm getting a call but no, no, no, like
Marcee we can do this the easy way we do this hard way
The easy way
Shut up shut up. Don't talk to me that way. Shut up. Talk to me that way. I'm your daddy. I'm your daddy. Easy way. I can pay because I'm nice. I didn't think I'm not
Oh, you are the easy way to do this. It's you leave this game
Stop the embarrassment now
Or the hard way.
You bend over and take it aggressively up your ass.
The choice is your as far as fit on you.
I'm a minor by the way.
Oh God!
Oh God!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but you know what I'm saying?
Actually bro, you might wake up at 20.
Lars Howardie?
I checked the bomb.
16.
I'm also, uh, shaking like hell.
Uh-huh.
10 seconds to insertion.
Yeah, I'm about to die.
You're 16.
I'm about to die.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
stop!
What happened?
I thought you liked one little boy's car do you?
Let's get a rock at a set.
Hey, don't see how many days on the game do you have?
Yeah.
Listen, listen.
I have my shotgun as a 90 damage, bro.
Relax.
Wait, how many days on the game do you have again?
I have my shotgun.
I don't even know.
Why do you just want to shotgun the last time?
I would think that.
It's not a shotgun.
Yeah, bro.
Do you want to ban shotguns?
Because we can ban shotguns.
Just let me know.
What do you want to do?
No, it's a squad.
Good boy
Bro Mars listen bro. You might have won that round. You're not gonna win the game. All right
My shotgun didn't 90 night like 90 damage, bro. That is BS
Oh, maybe hit a foot
Palette's bro, maybe hit a pellet's bro. You would have won
I hit like five pellets in the center of your stomach in where you're talking about
Well, next you're pretty fat, so I probably reflect him to locate it on
Well, you're fat, bro?
Yeah, bro, honestly.
What do you mean, obviously?
That's gross, bro?
No.
What do you like, bro?
There's something broken.
There's something five seconds.
Bro, listen, lost!
Twenty, twenty, six.
What do you mean, dude?
Okay.
If you're fat, bro, you're gonna be first stop,
and want me to be first stop, and want me to be first stop.
Hey, bro, that's never happened again.
Just appreciate the moment, alright?
That's not happening.
stop us not to get on roller to one B1
I can fight on future
hey bro, it's not happening
stop asking
he's not going to have to be here bro
no sound pressure
That was your, I would not think that I'm a son of you now.
I'm shaking my way, I'm shaking, I'm stopping, I'm stopping, I'm stopping, I'm
I'm shaking my door.
Stop singing, bro.
Stop singing, bro.
Stop singing, bro.
Stop singing, bro.
Stop singing, bro.
We're just singing this.
Stop.
We're going there tonight.
You're lost.
You're lost.
I didn't question.
I didn't.
Can you shout out my little brother?
And he has like autism.
Yes.
Shout out to your little brother.
What is his name?
because name is rats.
Rats, shout it out to you man.
Thank you, bro. You made my day.
Why do you actually make my day, bro?
Yes, oh yeah.
Lars, you do the same, bro.
Where am I?
You say a sentence, and then you say it 32.
Shut up, bitch.
Let's get this round started bro. You're actually attacking me bro
Yo, can you use some skill guns bro? You're on like turtle sense, bro
Yeah, bro. I'm gonna be honest bro. I see that you have a two-tative
But I'm not really seeing it like you're not as good as you're gonna be
I was just on a mungus, bro. I was just on your mind as good as I thought you would be
I was gonna give it to me
I don't really see the 2KD if I want to see it.
Hey, uh, don't go over the top.
Hold on, let's all go in the way.
No, I'm not seeing the 2KD, bro.
I'm like, what a fool I got here.
My, my, my, my, my, my, I'm gonna, I'm gonna game with Kingsy right now.
All right, all right, all right, all right, bye, my.
What did you want to say?
She said there's food upstairs, but I didn't want to come over?
No, well, you look, you don't want to come over to my crib,
Well, no, we can call them. No, I've got my mom. I've got a god mom. No, I don't want to come over to your house.
Yeah, I'm going to sign two god mom in my house. And you did it again.
Lars, you're doing the thing where you keep saying the same sentence for you times. Lars, here's my question, bro.
How did you get a two Katie? Because you're not good enough to have these stats.
Oh, I can't be big.
What do you mean by you Katie, babe?
Uh, every time I get down, I leave the game.
Yeah, but even if you do that, there's no way you're going to have to have these stats,
as well.
Oh, I get also boosted by top champs, when I, I win red, I can't use, you know, how it is.
So, do you KD glitch?
Yeah, practically both.
You're trying to locate it, Bob.
So, you're not the put on those kind of terms, bro.
So, wait, what do you do to have a 2KD that, what is all the things you do?
What are all the things I do?
You know what I'm trying to ask, but like, normally you know how like how to play this, like don't throw them real nice seconds to go.
You got a bit down.
Hey, you guys.
But okay.
You got how like how to play this, don't like, don't?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's why.
It's where you use hide and corner, isn't it, right?
I'm like our boost off conference, you know.
Oh.
Well, you used the stock conference.
A GG might have to do that, bro.
From the solar key, from the HM all solar.
Not all solar. You play with Mingo.
I mean, I do work here for like five games.
I do have a game for the solar.
So wait, you have a QKD because you play with the carboons?
Is that the problem?
No, I'm just trying to get to the bottom.
It's not a beat, trust me. You're not going to die. Get away. You're just talking to me.
I'll beat.
Hey, jinxie, are you like dune or something bro?
Let's make a play here.
You have a little key to the ball.
Don't hang too.
Come on, bro.
WAAAHHHHH!
Wait, you're actually terrible.
How does that mean you're actually terrible?
Wait, you're actually terrible, bro.
Wait, is that how you use you telling this game, Big Mac?
Relax, it's so much better than you, bro.
Like, I'm just like shaky, bro.
You're like, you're like Hollywood, bro.
Like, shot me out, bro.
Bro, you just told me that you boom stuff covers, dude.
You're solo, cute, bro. You get carried.
That does he thinks that.
That's true.
You're carried by stop.
No, no, no.
Every turn of it you've played.
Like I count every turn of it you've played.
Yep.
Every time you've won without Ningo,
Stop it in.
Or case in.
Okay, but name every time I play the power.
Exactly.
Exactly.
You can't even name one bro.
You can't even name one bro.
But I've won seven without them.
Seven out of how many you've played?
Like I played like 20 faces at 1-7 but last Sunday I had a 1-bit back
You're the 1.5 kid. You last a I'm proud of you big guy
Bro you just said you played with coppers to get a QKD for you're like a is that a problem? Is that a problem?
You're not sure to dump something about it
So wait how many choosing you have been playing with poppers?
I'm going to start doing that.
So what will I start?
Daybreak.
I realized I was part of the house.
And I had to do something about it.
So you were in an emerald in that set of kind of shops.
Yeah, I was playing with the friend of them.
So we did like, I'm around four and five things.
Two high range.
They're like, copper.
So what rank do you normally play at?
Well, rank like gold.
I see you're like a big kind of horse kind of guy in my got it like no man around the
place.
Oh, like, get off my dick, bro.
Like, I hear you.
So, 60, do you remember like your iconic clips for your life?
Not so much better than you.
I'm gonna kill him!
I don't know, it thinks you're actually terrible.
Don't know, you're actually all thought, right?
Why? Why?
Once you pick number again, number one, number like Penn,
hold each other.
You're a big guy. You're still there?
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
The one is your problem.
God, your annoying is hell, bro!
You annoying us, oh, oh, my god
Are you lucky? You same as same sentence a hundred times shut up
The luck to be in my party right now
I'm lucky to be in your party, oh, you're a fan of me, bro
I met you four minutes ago for 10 minutes ago
I literally met you 10 minutes ago how am I a fan of you nice to meet you pro
I just fucking mad you!
We need to locate a bomb.
What the hell?
But what is your problem, bro?
I'll say it again.
I'll say it again, bro.
My problem is, I'm saying a sentence and I'm saying a sentence.
Bro, because you don't like it.
I just feel it.
I really like it.
Oh, I'm just not going to find the same thing.
Where is the location at the pub?
If you did it, both of you did hide four dead, let him run.
2.6 now.
Wow.
1.6.
I made some smaller work.
Let's...
2.6.8.
You said you should play off.
Are you doing the sideman chair if you match again this year?
Yes.
Oh, big arm.
You are?
Yes.
I wish you luck, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Mr. Tronato
You're actually a fag, you're a
Bull
Bull
Bull
Oh my god
Twix, I'm sorry, Twix, I didn't know he was gonna say
Twix, Twix, I didn't know he was gonna say that
Oh
Oh my god
Switch. I did not know he was gonna say that. Oh my god. Oh
My god
Oh my god
Cats I'm playing this guy in two years
Cass
and
the
Why the hell would I care?
No, I haven't recurled. I have no recurled.
All right, don't we get this right now?
Let me get this right. Let me get this right.
You bother seeing matrix and you have no reclaw.
Yes, and also this, my family is close, and I looked at the door, but I think my brother is close.
Bro, I know what it talks to you brother.
Drone again.
Okay, I'm not being my game.
Yes, I'm genuine.
Just do it again, though.
I'm not paying it.
Do you still work at McDonald's?
Yo, bro, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, dummy. I don't work out. I don't work out. I don't work out McDonald's bro join the fucking game
Okay, okay, I'm Jenny. I'm Jenny. So bro. Where did you all right? All right all right, what did you buy your Zim matrix?
I thought where can you hear me? Okay, yeah, I bought my Zim matrix
Did we want to go because I stopped playing and then when I came back I'm at Crystal Bay
He was selling Ximichics and then I bought it.
So, somebody sold you a Xim matrix.
Yes, it's my turn that I play ranked with it.
We met that McDonald's and then I bought his Ximichics.
So, how much was the Ximichics from?
150 bucks.
So, you spent $150 on a Xim matrix, which means what you now want.
Yes, but hold on, hold on. He told me that apparently, if you use the code that you
can see, you get a 10% reduction on the exam, because you are affiliated with them and
you promote cheating.
All right, so if he told you that, he said,
I'm out of an affiliate with Zim, bro.
Go, Kax, listen up.
Yes, do it.
That's it.
Listen up, listen up.
All right.
So let me get this straight.
You spend $150 on this image, which gives you no recoil.
Correct?
Yes, exactly.
Now, do you think you're good?
Yes, I'm the best.
What don't you stay?
I have to unplug my controller because I have no games on Switches, I just have to unplug my controller.
This guy is matured a little bit late.
How fucking I'm going to ask you.
No, no.
Chad.
This dude is matured a little bit late.
A down at the hospital.
Maternity.
Okay, okay.
It's what thing?
It's what thing.
I was also a jinxity.
Since you were not working in McDonald's, they ever would like to
I would like to order something.
So I would like to order that again.
The lunch run and the lunch cook please.
My dough won't come in!
I'll hold!
Just, just, just, just, I saw you.
I saw you.
Just, just, just, just, just, just I saw you.
You were, you were putting the fry isn't the bad idea.
We were putting the fry isn't the bad idea.
You'll catch you.
I know those like a figure on your head.
But no, I don't work on the catchers.
All right, five seconds before insertion.
Yes, you're beautiful.
You're not working.
You're fucking like my guitar.
No, oh my god, jeez.
My birthday, jeez, my birthday.
You shut.
What?
Bro, you just landed to him.
Tell your brother in the sand to fuck up!
Oh, what is this doing bro?
I don't wanna know.
He's really, really, really.
He made that.
My goodness, this is the... Oh my goodness, this is the thing.
That's what he wants you.
What?
That is the way.
How is how is you now?
20 to 20 to 20.
I said, okay.
I mean, he said hi.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
He said, okay.
Oh, my God.
Stop stop stop stop stop bro stop bro you can't do that you can't you can't do that
you thought like Nick get to know bro you can't do that
I'm for a living in the world.
Oh my god, that was a system.
Something's interesting.
Two big mics and large triceps.
How much will please?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I'm just going to get in.
Rooo.
See.
Bro, look, none of your kill is equal matter because you're still matriing.
Hey, my name is...
Bro, no.
Bro, let's say, let's say, oh, let's say.
Jesus, I know it's not true!
No, I don't get access!
So, none of you can't even imagine because of this matrix rule.
Look, look, look. Look, look, look, look, look, look.
That's me, it means, it means,
you're adding something, oh my God, OO.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yo bro, I'm going to send you something.
I don't care if you be me.
I don't care if you win.
None of your kills matter about you're not better than me like you're a zim matrix cheater dude
You're a cheater. You're literally our cheating in the game. No
I am the best no
How are I know catch you you blame taxi. I'm the jackson jackson jackson jackson jackson jacks. How are you the best if you're cheating? Yes?
I am not cheater. I am just
I have three thumbs three thumbs. So I have these ability
Oh, you're not cheating. You have three. I'm sorry
Yes, but you just have no
Bro, you just told me you bottles that man
No, no, are you like a robot?
Are you a
human. No, no, no. No, you're not. No, no. I have no. No, no, no, no. You are fucked, bro. Yes.
I said I think you stole the UF3 fingers and that's why you're using it, damn.
When I know that's not true about it. On the home. They break, they break.
Yes.
Yes.
Where are you at?
Where are you at?
I'm coming at up and searching for you.
But I'm coming.
How am I searching for you?
Yo, bro.
Shut up.
They say I have a question.
If you have a question.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Oh my god.
Shut up.
You have to do this, sir.
Do you if you you have every time you eat it this poop bro every time you shoot
It this it is key. What are the you choose you have to answer
No, I am normal no, you are not not a bench
What?!
No, no!
No, no, no!
You're late!
You're late!
You're late!
You're late, I'm late!
What is this shot?!
No, no, no!
Oh, I'm behind your cheating!
What?!
Bro, this wind doesn't count, I think.
You know, I'll take it over to five good.
This wind does not count, bro.
You are a cheater.
You are late, I'm late.
Bro, tax, tax.
Don't chat.
This guy is in my trip.
Wait until I just lie down.
you
Get a bomb.
That's that concern, sir.
Five steps.
A bomb on me located and refused.
This is the gentlemanly, the laggy stream I've ever been alive.
This is the gentlemanly, the laggy stream I've been alive.
So I'm...
Oh, he like lagged out of my 40. What's happening?
Legitimately, bro. What is happening?
I'm having so bad even saying that he's shit.
Holy shit.
Oh, I'm liking so bad.
Oh my god.
I can't even like, bro, I can't even like, stream. It's lagging so bad. Holy fuck.
Okay, let me go.
Bro, this is so like irritating then.
Maybe he invited me to be invited you, maybe?
There we go.
Yo.
Yo.
Hi.
Protect the bomb.
Get ready.
You just got shit on that mask.
No, it's a ding, ding, ding, ding.
No, what ding is a disarrutting.
You have a last thing that means this is five-thirty insertion.
Good.
Bro, what are you saying?
I'm just going to die.
I better.
I'm still lagging through the whole market.
You go.
Control.
You're not getting out of here.
You know what you see? He's better than you, he's gonna slam you.
You're so mean!
Yes!
You're a little bit like that.
It's my real life.
It's inspired from the Shnoshmath.
This Shnoshmath.
that that that that that just confirmed the
y'all what the fuck are you saying
Yeah, you know in the in the cartoon that that does come from something like that
Bro, what are you saying
The team for
Do you forget?
Okay, I do some fun.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Do you think it's my turn?
That guy?
Yes.
If I left, because I'm his part of him.
Bro, my ex-girl.
Bro, bro, what a...
Like, what the fuck are you even saying, dude?
What did he do?
What did he do?
He did a bomb.
Bro, you say, Dr. Dacholdsoff.
Yes, because I don't know how to pronounce the word.
Progulates here is by the way. You can't go downstairs.
I did not do it. I did not do it.
No, you cannot go downstairs.
I did not do it.
Okay, I did not do it.
I'm upstairs.
I'm upstairs.
Did you think you did?
Did you like the kid to do or not?
Yeah, I like the kid to do it.
Yeah, I like the kid to do it.
But I don't want to listen to you blasting his song in my ears.
Okay, don't do that
So do you also like if one time at any liquidity I want them to to he who I want them to sit on me and I want I want him to say
Amazing, it's gonna it's gonna be like oh
Yes, that's that's I just want that I want this to happen
What? What? What did you say?
What? What are you like? What are you saying?
Good, baby. You do it. Good, baby.
What the fuck are you saying, bro? What?
Do you go, baby?
I'm going to win the game. I'm going to win the game.
So, let me talk to you bro.
Bro, why are you asking me about Jingleberries in the middle of a round?
Because I know you have something. You have to speak big. They are stacking up and they made the big one.
They think of it.
I don't have fucking Dingle Daries, bro.
I'm gonna have those little ears.
What the fuck is so fucking funny?
What the fuck is so fucking funny?
Bro, what is so fucking funny?
It's because I know I'm been over in the game.
How does that matter?
Alright, hey, listen to chat. This guy legitimately should be in like a mental asylum.
Bro, stop! Yo, back, back!
Cax, move the fucking music.
Yeah, the bomb.
Okay, sorry, I don't know what she did.
I know, I know.
problem. You blasted a text off in my air.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was watching a Tick-Fuck class.
Class quality has Tick-Fuck.
And he was like, here.
Oh, make the night on the bridge.
Yeah.
You know that, you know that Tick-Fuck?
Yep.
I'm gonna be a good guy.
I'm gonna be a good guy.
I'm gonna be a good guy.
Bro, can you not read it by your kiss?
Can you not read it by your kiss?
Take the mic out of your fucking stuff.
The top 4 has located above the roundabout.
I want you to have a single period. Shut up, bro.
Bro, you can't say single berries.
Then make my swallowing go!
I don't wanna get me, y'all!
I'm just good.
The world is so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful.
So, bro, after this game, set up an appointment with a psychiatrist, bro, because
at the bare minimum, bro, there's something else you're asking.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I have the best script on the metrics I have, see what we call on every country.
Yeah, no really coming great great. What it's not happening with anything I just
What's after doing everything I just said chat. Why is pbm face timing?
pbm was good
Oh, man.
10 seconds.
5 seconds to insertion.
The mission is the location.
This is the bomb.
Yo!
I went down to this, but you exit then.
It's not my phone.
Rose, the second time you've done this,
bro, I'm starting to think it's not a fucking accident.
No!
It's, I told you,
Brother, it's the second time you've done it!
You think it is?
So, because you have three fingers and only on the other side.
And also because you're nearly in it.
What? What? What?
Or that doesn't even make sense.
Yes, you're a ghost. Give me ten bucks for my thumb.
I'm going to kill you.
Go get out the room.
You're all bro, tell your brother to stop.
That's the one.
Please!
I
Come on
It's
It's because I'm it's
Bro, he's a boy
Bro, look, bro, I'm just trying to do that.
I can't do that, bro.
Bro, no, I'm just better than you, bro.
It's because I am washed, I am washed.
I am washed.
I am washed.
Yes, bro, I'm better than you.
Fits are taken for the turmoil.
You know, bro, catch.
Just say I'm better than you, bro.
Make this go the other way.
This does not have to be a difficult thing, bro.
Just say I'm better than you.
It's really few to win.
I'm still up against you and won't be one.
Don't care.
Ladies, is the greatest, remember that kid?
latest is the greatest bomb for deck now
I got this and then now I press F2 for nobody come on twitch
That's when I press F1 is for Ash, our first in a week, and then F2 is for Twitch, F3, it's for IQ,
F4 is for Ace, because sometimes I'm a support player.
Not for eliminated.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Shit!
Guys, just say I better than you, bro.
No, I'm not from Sylvain.
No, I'm not from Sylvain.
I'm not from Sylvain.
I'm not from Sylvain.
I'm not from Sylvain.
I'm not from Sylvain.
Keep an easy bro.
Sam by the knee.
Sam by the knee bro.
No, no, no.
Come on.
Just saying better.
Are you what called me Daddy instead?
No.
Wait, be the I'm coming.
Some way and before you I'm coming, don't say I'm coming.
Be the I'm coming.
OK.
So, what's up, guys?
Oh wait, wait, wait, Max, we're dead, you know?
Yo, what's up, guys?
Appreciate that man.
I love you guys, bro. Thank you.
Thank you, bro. Thank you, man.
I'm working on it. All right, Max. I'll hold you.
All right, Max. Come back.
Guys, I'm back about it.
I'm not gonna get them by accident.
Bro how many times?
Bro bro!
You went down stairs right now!
There's no way it's still an accident!
This should be in the air.
It's...
Yo, that's good.
I'm sorry.
You can't complain how that makes sense.
He explained what that makes any sense.
Okay.
So listen, listen.
So do you know how dumb steers?
Like if you have the right up,
it's just defense where they're too defensive.
instead of like instead of when you go upstairs it's a head
it's a head
because of that they make the game show the British people devoted with the more money
you it's the you guys that are downstairs and then because of that it make us downstairs because you have more money
Hey bro, that was the most in color and I'm gonna stand it around the diffuser
I'm for lemonade, but it's 60 sec.
Ben the get.
Bro, you're done doesn't have...
The recoil this is lame!
No!
Bro, you have less recoil than PC players now.
because it's thank you for Chris Shuttle,
Christophe, for you nice things and magic already
set up with you know, Rico, thank you,
Christophe books. He made one hour for each
gun skip.
You're well, say some stupid shame like that again,
and I'm gonna punch you directly in the
fucking job. Look, I'm going to punch you.
She made that, I'm telling me, because he's a
good friend.
Going to punch you directly in the job.
No, I'm figurein' you, I don't get a thought.
Or a 50 pounds. If you go close to me.
Bo-oh, bo-oh, bo-oh, bo-oh, bo-oh.
Uh, um.
You're 400 mail-a-a-a.
A lot for half of the fuser.
Yeah, I'm a good day.
That's when I'm shitting.
I shit after I was...
I can't go for it, this shit.
When you...
I didn't see the game, I was losing the rounds of game.
I...when I... when I...
Six shit I lose.
We big come and love.
Because it's big, they check it's massive.
Look bro, I'm gonna be honest.
This is my attitude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Some of the things you say are legitimately conservative.
I'm not sure if they can serve it. I'm not sure if they can serve it.
No, no, it's okay.
It's not okay. It's not okay.
Yeah, think of things.
Nothing real.
I can't smell the thing for babies.
Eww, the thing for babies, if you were...
Hey, boo!
What? What is this?
For what is your obsession with dingo berries, dude? I don't have dingo berries.
Stop!
I don't have to think of babies.
I don't have single berries to ask for them.
Bro, no I don't have me too.
Bro, I have me.
I don't want to do it.
I don't want to do it.
Just say you.
I'm not your kid.
Hey buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody!
I'm not shy, okay?
I'm right for my ass, so I don't have to...
Yes.
No, you don't need to locate a bar.
I... I... I'm... I'm a camera.
I see... you don't think me.
You have a camera in my ass?
Yes, I have.
He is.
Yeah.
I'm so excited.
You know you're losing that dude, you can't care if you can't care that you're losing.
No.
Okay, I'm thinking, yeah, I've been...
Bro, I... I'm taking your day.
I guess I'm not better than you.
Okay, cool.
You're losing and you're cheating.
Bro, you're cheating in two different ways and you're losing.
How are you better?
No
You're such a fucking
I didn't move it, I still need to leave you.
Yo, bro, like, when I say this, I'm being legitimately serious, bro.
You have so many things wrong with your brain, bro. Like, yeah, like, no, dad acts. You are fucked.
Caps. Caps.
You are fucked, okay? You're fucked.
Like, no, no, no, no, bro.
You legitimately need to get your head checked.
Thanks, guys.
Thanks, buddy.
I'm not taking fat.
Yo, shut that.
I'm not taking fat.
I'm not taking fat, bro.
Shut up.
A kid in the thick of poop.
Oh my god.
Bro, what is your obsession with poop?
Are you fucked?
And then?
What is your obsession with poop?
Stop talking about tingle berries, bro.
That's that, dude.
Throw what?
What am I saying?
That's funny.
What am I even saying?
Let me die, let me die.
Okay, okay, that is yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Cax.
Cax.
All right, so first off, I'm happy new year's GGs.
Yeah, you do that, you do you.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, so what I want you to do is tomorrow, go to a doctor and get your head checked out
where you are.
No, but, Jixie, we should deal with Mexican matrix.
I'm good, bro.
I don't want to do that.
I don't want to do that.
I will have to eliminate other enemies.
Free, free, free, free for you.
Yeah, and it's just in one year, out the other, bro.
It's just in one ear out the other.
It's in one fucking ear out the other.
Like legitimately.
All right, chat.
I'm off it off, bro.
Chat, I'm sorry, guys.
I didn't make it to midnight.
I got a way to drunk.
On top of that, the stream is like a nonstop
The stream is non-stop lag, I'm sorry, yes, we did it to make it to midnight, but
We'll be back tomorrow because yes, what?
2026
We're streaming every
Buck in game
We're streaming every fucking day.
Chat and love y'all boys, bro.
Chat, we really made it.
365, we really made it, bro.
Chat, like no, I lived here to make me love y'all boys, bro.
Shout out to y'all for making 2025 the greatest year of my life.
Now before I head out, I'm gonna say one thing.
2020-26 is your year to be great.
Cut all that negative toxic bullshit out of your life, bro.
Set your mind, body, and soul on the one individual goal,
and spend every waking hour of every day of 2020-26
to reach that goal, and you will reach it, bro.
Believe in yourself, because listen,
Nobody is ever going to believe in you, and you start something beautiful out by yourself.
But as long as you believe in yourself, you're fucking unstoppable.
As soon as you accomplish your dream, everybody wants to jump on top and be like,
oh, congratulations. Great job. I always knew, oh my god.
But nobody believes in you, you're starting out something.
As long as you believe in yourself, it's all you need.
And if that's not enough, I believe in you.
because I remember when it's fucking nobody could even be wrong.
Remember that shit?
2026, bro, these y'all's here.
Jack's going to be a great, beautiful year,
work hard, spend time with your mother once,
take care of yourself, take care of your family.
Jack, I literally love y'all, bro, that ass.
2026, it's going to be a movie.
We're streaming every day of 2026.
We're going to two years straight, because why not?
But Jack, I love y'all, bro.
Sorry about today's stream.
This was like the laggy stream I ever done.
I don't know.
But I'm about to go and write fireworks with my brother.
All right, chat, I love y'all grow.
Have a great night.
And remember chat, God first.
God bless.
I'll see y'all in the next one.
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!