[64/365] ⚠️ OPERATION: WE NEED CHAMPION FT. HIVISE ⚠️

Jynxzi

03-05-2025 · 1h 14m

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[00:00:00] What in the-

[00:00:04] I am already banned!

[00:00:07] I am already banned!

[00:00:10] My god.

[00:00:12] Yo?

[00:00:14] What, hold on.

[00:00:16] Can't hear myself, think dude.

[00:00:19] Yo?

[00:00:20] Hello?

[00:00:24] Is everything working?

[00:00:26] Oh shit bro.

[00:00:27] It's my first day on the job and I was almost late.

[00:00:30] Alright.

[00:00:31] It's all good though.

[00:00:34] Okay, listen listen

[00:00:43] We have to get champion

[00:00:45] Hey, hey fuck the stats, bro. I don't care. I don't care

[00:00:52] Wait, it's too small. What's up? My god. What about like this? Hey talk to chat for now

[00:01:09] chat

[00:01:12] Hey, Jinxie. Alrighty then. What's your chat?

[00:01:15] that I'm here this this stream is fully controlled by the chat I am not

[00:01:22] kidding hey it's fully controlled by you guys I don't care anymore yo appreciate

[00:01:31] all the subs PC ranked no we have to get console ranked we have to get this

[00:01:39] guy he called me up today he was like bro I really I can't I can't do it

[00:01:44] anymore I'm old I'm washed and I was like I got you bro so now I need a

[00:01:49] a full disaster set so where you guys at is anyone up is anyone on row is rank

[00:02:03] legendary stream I told you guys bro it's just as easy over here this shit's

[00:02:13] just easy and then in beads process is spinning oh all right okay work wait

[00:02:22] should I throw it back well I need a twerk song then hold on first

[00:02:26] stream on and need throw it back that's tradition um no oh how about okay listen

[00:02:35] bro holy moly why is the game so loud okay I actually need a second I'm not

[00:02:42] getting do you think Mingo would pick me up no I'm not plugged in no my I'm

[00:02:52] using a controller today nothing got the dots no this is my stream chat you

[00:02:59] You guys are supposed to turn against me, dude.

[00:03:01] Only Jinxie.

[00:03:02] Yo, thank you for the thousand bits, bro.

[00:03:04] I really appreciate that.

[00:03:04] Eight months just for you, Vi.

[00:03:06] Yo, appreciate that, Logan.

[00:03:08] Yo, stop spamming piggies.

[00:03:11] I can't, I can't, now the chat's just got the thoughts.

[00:03:13] I can't read this shit.

[00:03:16] Look, I read all subs, bro.

[00:03:18] Yo, Sierra, thank you for the 14 months.

[00:03:19] Appreciate it.

[00:03:22] Look at that shit.

[00:03:26] Okay.

[00:03:28] You're so tough.

[00:03:29] I'm not even in the game yet.

[00:03:31] Just wait till I get in the game

[00:03:32] You see that I'm a stomping clone.

[00:03:36] Classic.

[00:03:37] All right, so can somebody invite me?

[00:03:39] I'm joining any lobby.

[00:03:40] I don't care at this point.

[00:03:41] Just invite me to the game.

[00:03:49] So if there's no one I wanna pick me up or read my resub.

[00:03:52] Oh yeah, let me read resubs.

[00:03:55] Yo, thank you for the 2,000 bits.

[00:03:57] Krispy, thank you for the 17 months.

[00:03:59] Appreciate that, Krispy.

[00:04:00] Jake, Jake, go, appreciate that.

[00:04:02] Ryan B7 with the 23 months of Prime, appreciate you.

[00:04:05] Appreciate all you guys for the- for the-

[00:04:08] Bro, it's about to tank Jinx's KD.

[00:04:10] No, it's going up!

[00:04:11] Heh!

[00:04:12] A and B, it's going up, dude!

[00:04:15] How do I tell you?

[00:04:17] Holy shit, his PC rank is cooked!

[00:04:20] Yo! Thanks for the 2,000 bits!

[00:04:22] Yo, appreciate that!

[00:04:23] Wait, I have no sub count.

[00:04:24] Uhhh...

[00:04:27] Alrighty then.

[00:04:28] I don't know how many subs we're at.

[00:04:31] Alright, fuck it, bro.

[00:04:33] Play PC ranked right now.

[00:04:35] um cool bro i'm inviting people i i don't care anymore i know kazer's on is kazer on

[00:04:47] this guy invited me yes should i join mafia or j

[00:04:56] yeah should i join mafia or j um j all right i'm joining j j let's get it bro let's get it j

[00:05:10] Come on, Jake.

[00:05:13] Uh, Jair, you're not better to get...

[00:05:16] We're cooked.

[00:05:35] Yep, we are absolutely cooked.

[00:05:37] No, we are...

[00:05:38] No, no, no.

[00:05:40] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:05:42] Wait, how do I make this invite only?

[00:05:43] Oh, my God.

[00:05:44] Yeah, we're cooked.

[00:05:46] They spamming Gucci?

[00:05:49] All right.

[00:05:50] Serum...

[00:05:51] Yeah, I mean, these are pretty bad.

[00:05:53] I'm not gonna lie, bro.

[00:05:54] Hey, are you good on Pete?

[00:05:56] Hey, get some people in here.

[00:06:00] All right, I'm inviting a lot of people.

[00:06:02] I don't care anymore.

[00:06:03] Who wants to play?

[00:06:04] Ehh

[00:06:06] Yo, do you wanna play? Here, join up

[00:06:09] Let's go, bro. We're hitting champion. Wait, how do I invite you to the game?

[00:06:15] What the- I can't invite him! Dude?

[00:06:20] Why can't I invite him?

[00:06:21] It's just Bob.

[00:06:23] You think you can send him down? Oh my god, I'm gonna...

[00:06:29] You think you can go invite me?

[00:06:30] Hey man, uh, Jay, I'll see you later.

[00:06:34] Give me the fuck out of that, Lobby.

[00:06:36] Umm...

[00:06:38] Mingo's not doing? Really? Where's the app? Come on Mingo, don't fail me now. I got no

[00:06:55] invites from Mingo. So there's the chat just trolling? Hey, Kacen. Open fan mail.

[00:07:03] Dude, I don't have any fan mail to open, man. Stream is lagging. Type 1 after

[00:07:09] stream is lagging? No, because now the whole chat's gonna say 1. I don't

[00:07:14] I don't even know why I said that, actually.

[00:07:19] It's just ADHD thoughts that just go to my head.

[00:07:24] Yo, I mean, what do I even do?

[00:07:29] Do I play with Iowa?

[00:07:30] I mean, I have no problems with Iowa.

[00:07:35] I mean, chat, do I just sit here the whole day

[00:07:36] and just twiddle my thumbs?

[00:07:39] You know what?

[00:07:40] I have a great idea.

[00:07:41] We so look you.

[00:07:44] Became mainstream and forgot about his day ones.

[00:07:46] Ryan, I literally read yourself, dude.

[00:07:49] You relax?

[00:07:52] Quirk, hey, if I see one more twerk mod,

[00:07:54] Start venting for comments.

[00:08:00] Who let you in the account?

[00:08:01] Raid, Raid, don't you have like a 0.9, dude?

[00:08:05] What are you talking about?

[00:08:06] Look at my stats.

[00:08:07] Look at these.

[00:08:08] I don't mess around, dude.

[00:08:10] Raid, can you invite me?

[00:08:12] I'm trying to play.

[00:08:13] Let me in, coach.

[00:08:16] Unless I'm gonna play with thunder,

[00:08:18] like I'm gonna play with thunder, bro.

[00:08:26] You wanna play with the big dogs?

[00:08:27] Why does Raid have an ego?

[00:08:30] Raid, just invite me to the game, dude.

[00:08:36] It's a bite me, man.

[00:08:37] I'm just sitting here putting it in my thumbs.

[00:08:41] Big hair line.

[00:08:42] My hair line's not that bad.

[00:08:43] Like, you guys are ODing, you know?

[00:08:45] It's not, my God.

[00:08:54] I mean, it's not that bad.

[00:08:56] Chopped.

[00:08:57] Yep, here we go with the chop.

[00:08:58] I mean, I can't go away from the chop comments.

[00:09:01] They just, they follow me wherever I go.

[00:09:04] Wow, chop the hair line.

[00:09:06] So Ray, instead of insulting me,

[00:09:08] can you invite me to the game?

[00:09:10] You're insulting me right now.

[00:09:20] and then he's, okay, and then he says,

[00:09:29] my team decided we'd like to win games,

[00:09:31] you're left solo queueing.

[00:09:32] I mean, fuck it, bro.

[00:09:34] Hey, fuck it, dawg.

[00:09:35] Hey, we're in here.

[00:09:38] Hey, whatever, dude, whatever, dude.

[00:09:43] Let's see how this goes.

[00:09:46] This can't be bad, this can't be bad at all.

[00:09:50] No, this can't be bad.

[00:09:53] I mean, maybe it's just a sign, it's just a sign.

[00:09:55] I gotta earn my way up.

[00:09:57] It's fine, I'll see what I can do.

[00:10:01] They don't believe in me.

[00:10:05] Hands are cold, oh no, oh no, oh no.

[00:10:08] Oh, it's raining outside too, so I probably can't hear.

[00:10:11] The roof is hitting my, no, not the roof.

[00:10:18] Yo!

[00:10:20] Monkey, thank you so much for the 10 gifted monkey.

[00:10:23] Appreciate the 10 gifted man.

[00:10:25] Hell yeah, W10 gifted.

[00:10:28] That, today, what we're gonna do

[00:10:30] is we're gonna turn the chat,

[00:10:31] Uh, we're gonna turn the chat and make it positive.

[00:10:34] No, don't, no, you guys are being weird now.

[00:10:37] Dude, I don't have a headset then.

[00:10:40] We're gonna, we're gonna turn the chat today.

[00:10:41] We're gonna make you guys positive.

[00:10:43] Every time somebody subs, you're gonna say hearts.

[00:10:46] But this only lasts until Jinxie comes back.

[00:10:48] All right.

[00:10:52] Let's, uh, let's be positive around here.

[00:10:55] Yo, can I find a game?

[00:10:57] Like, damn!

[00:11:00] Uh, Ubisoft Montreal, what's happening?

[00:11:01] Look at my stats, bro.

[00:11:04] Oh, and nobody wants to pick me up.

[00:11:10] Fine, they're lost.

[00:11:12] Join me, who said that?

[00:11:15] All right, dude, I can't.

[00:11:20] Is no one comp-keeling anymore?

[00:11:22] Did I scare them all away?

[00:11:24] Classic, duck smoking emoji.

[00:11:28] I think I, all right, this is getting out of control now.

[00:11:31] This has to be some sick joke.

[00:11:34] Who the hell is this?

[00:11:36] Alright.

[00:11:41] Play a TDM?

[00:11:42] You're right, I should probably warm up with some music.

[00:11:45] You're actually right, you're actually right.

[00:11:47] Hold on.

[00:11:48] This guy kinda cooked.

[00:11:50] Okay, well, what kind of music should I put on, though?

[00:11:53] Olivia Rodrigo?

[00:11:56] Wait, it's too loud.

[00:11:57] Ah!

[00:12:00] No!

[00:12:01] How do I turn it down?

[00:12:01] Oh.

[00:12:08] Fuck no.

[00:12:10] Hell no.

[00:12:11] Dot, dot, dot.

[00:12:13] Yo, can you stop doing that rose emoji?

[00:12:15] I see it, bro.

[00:12:16] My god. Hey, I'm getting harassed already. Hold on. Hold on one arcade one arcade

[00:12:23] Now it's just a whole bunch of dot-dot-dots coffee. What's good?

[00:12:26] pig

[00:12:30] Yo, all right, we get it bro Rose. What is that emo anyways?

[00:12:36] What is a wilted flower?

[00:12:38] What the hell is that? All right, I need that I need to warm up, bro

[00:12:42] Hands are cold. Wait, is my heater on? I forgot

[00:12:44] all right sob oh let's go layer lock in eliminate as many I'm a fragger give me

[00:13:02] on a smash stay focused from your target can't focus in the music on I can't

[00:13:14] focus with the music on I can't focus I can't do it anymore I'm getting

[00:13:22] Stream sniped in customs

[00:13:24] Okay, let's see

[00:13:35] Who are you killing?

[00:13:36] What is a sense, bro? What am I playing?

[00:13:46] This is why this guy's so bad like what it?

[00:13:53] Yeah, pussy

[00:14:02] Well

[00:14:03] Get the quick beat up the hatch right here dead dead pussy

[00:14:10] Damn aura dead pussy. You're on a classic duck smoking emoji. Where's the app?

[00:14:25] I'm just one HP. I mean no limits. You're not good. I promise you're not good

[00:14:36] You know I am

[00:14:37] I've won face it before my controller disconnected or something my controller like disconnected

[00:15:00] That's not that's not shut up dude

[00:15:03] Are you guys serious or not?

[00:15:05] You guys are serious

[00:15:07] quick beat

[00:15:09] Let's see who you switch. Oh, really?

[00:15:12] How's he not dead?

[00:15:17] What am I watching?

[00:15:19] Yo, I'm warming up like no stack believes in me for some reason. I don't really get it

[00:15:26] It's fine. I'll get a stack wait dad

[00:15:34] Why are you saying I don't I just don't understand you're thinking dude

[00:15:50] Well

[00:15:52] Well right here wait, I'm actually locked in wait pick me up

[00:16:07] I'm a free agent cap. Hey, anyone

[00:16:10] dead don't even peek just save your life actually dead anyways I don't care

[00:16:21] oh where's the next one oh just a mod they say you're shooting my body

[00:16:45] rollercams you're not good dude I'm ready for ranked you know what Jay I

[00:16:54] No, actually swing PA. All right. Let me join this guy. I'm not cronus

[00:17:05] This guy seems good. Yo, kind of like my stats

[00:17:14] All right

[00:17:16] Fill the lobby up. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it going. Oh

[00:17:22] Let's get it going chat

[00:17:28] Tell his rank, please. I'm on it. Yo mingo literally

[00:17:38] Raid literally said that they talked and they said they don't want to pick me up. I don't know why

[00:17:43] I'm literally the best player it's fine though oh yeah also his sense his sense

[00:17:51] is like fucks like I don't know maybe this is why he can't hey hey stop

[00:17:56] messaging I need to invite people hey hey we're good to go yo why can't I

[00:18:03] invite to the game is this some bug oh wait I can oh this guy was last on

[00:18:08] Roblox that that seems nice

[00:18:12] Zim nope. We don't promote that in my not in my stack

[00:18:15] shaking my head emoji

[00:18:21] delays

[00:18:22] What?

[00:18:25] Taking my head emoji. Huh not in my stack

[00:18:30] Who's swinging yep get in you seem calm invited

[00:18:38] Who else?

[00:18:41] Whoa comp name. What the fuck? Oh?

[00:18:45] Oh, he's talking at the, he's saying at the Jinxie.

[00:18:48] You're allowed.

[00:18:50] Come on, and I mean, is anyone gonna join the game?

[00:18:54] I've been bu-

[00:18:56] Oh, shit.

[00:19:03] Is there a reason you're calling me while I'm at work?

[00:19:07] Hello?

[00:19:12] Hello?

[00:19:15] Hello, is there a reason you're calling me

[00:19:17] while I'm at work?

[00:19:23] I was just gonna play some ranked.

[00:19:31] You chose Hayat's ult?

[00:19:34] Yeah.

[00:19:35] I heard you needed help hitting champ.

[00:19:36] You like quit last night, I don't know.

[00:19:43] Don't worry, everything will be under control.

[00:19:46] Okay?

[00:19:47] Everything's under control.

[00:19:50] Jinxie, I'm lagging, Jinxie.

[00:19:53] Fuck that guy.

[00:19:55] Hey, let's go, baby!

[00:19:58] Wait, my Xbox is lagging now.

[00:19:59] No!

[00:20:01] Can somebody, yo.

[00:20:02] Can somebody join the game?

[00:20:05] Oh my God, I wanna play the game.

[00:20:08] It's a game in itself to get a game.

[00:20:10] Oh, now my Xbox is frozen.

[00:20:14] Now what do I do?

[00:20:23] more minutes and you couldn't end. You don't not ending. Wait. How many minutes have I been

[00:20:28] live? 20 minutes no game? Oh, this guy's really good at the game actually. I'm gonna invite this guy.

[00:20:36] This Viz guy? Heard he's a top champ. I'm gonna invite him. All right, yo, swing PA. I don't know

[00:20:47] if you guys take me as some joke. I'm trying to play the game. All right, I'm solo queuing.

[00:20:51] No, I don't care anymore. I'm solo queuing. I can't do it. I can't do it anymore.

[00:20:55] I'll soloq you and I'll just talk to my teammates.

[00:20:58] All right, now my game's bugged.

[00:21:02] No, KZ or no.

[00:21:03] What?

[00:21:05] God no.

[00:21:06] Please.

[00:21:11] And now my game's like bugged.

[00:21:12] See what you did, SwingPA?

[00:21:14] I'm sorry, it probably wasn't your fault.

[00:21:15] You're probably a nice guy.

[00:21:16] Wait, Mike.

[00:21:21] Is this Highbys?

[00:21:22] Yep, looks good.

[00:21:23] Listen.

[00:21:25] This has been a main lobby simulator

[00:21:26] for about 14 minutes.

[00:21:28] 14 minutes now?

[00:21:29] And this is, it's getting bad.

[00:21:31] I don't know.

[00:21:32] Oh, Jigsie went live.

[00:21:33] Hell yeah.

[00:21:34] I'm not watching that.

[00:21:45] Chat, can I get a retweet?

[00:21:46] I mean, who wants to watch that guy?

[00:21:50] Classic.

[00:21:53] Two clips.

[00:21:54] My Xbox is already imploding.

[00:21:59] Yeah.

[00:22:00] It's been an utter disaster.

[00:22:04] Seriously, H?

[00:22:05] Seriously?

[00:22:06] Ranked. Here we go.

[00:22:16] No team wants to pick me up?

[00:22:17] It's fine.

[00:22:18] I'll prove to you guys why I should be picked up in the next...

[00:22:25] Aether was good.

[00:22:27] Chat, how's everybody's days going?

[00:22:29] All right, Garen, Garen, Garen, are you serious? I'm not Mingo. Nope. Mingo said they want to win

[00:22:41] So that's a very exact words. They said they want to win. So they're not gonna pick me up

[00:22:46] Whatever that means dude. All right. Hey, we're not gonna just give stream snipers

[00:22:52] All right. Yeah, I can't and it's the mods too

[00:22:55] I mean the mod this needs to be positive environment and the mods are telling the stream suckers where I'm going

[00:23:00] Really, really, that's how it is?

[00:23:08] Shut up, all right?

[00:23:10] Piggy, no, don't call me Piggy.

[00:23:13] No.

[00:23:15] I mean, I can't even find a game.

[00:23:16] Is the game offline?

[00:23:31] Is it just me?

[00:23:36] Is it just me?

[00:23:38] Oh my God, GenC less fat, real.

[00:23:44] Is this just me?

[00:23:50] Yes.

[00:23:55] So do we just sit here and just wait for a game?

[00:24:04] W title?

[00:24:05] What's the type?

[00:24:06] What is the cut?

[00:24:08] No, no, no, no, no.

[00:24:11] Why in the fuck?

[00:24:15] What's the stack?

[00:24:20] It's me?

[00:24:23] Empty slot, empty slot, empty slot and empty slot,

[00:24:27] actually, that's the stack right now.

[00:24:30] That is the stack.

[00:24:35] LaMalle.

[00:24:36] And then you guys are just laughing at me.

[00:24:38] Why are you laughing at me?

[00:24:40] A two minute queue.

[00:24:41] I mean, I'm about to break something.

[00:24:45] Dude, it's a two-minute q-7.

[00:24:48] Okay?

[00:24:49] It's a two-minute q!

[00:24:58] Play Fall Guys.

[00:25:01] I mean, this is getting bad now.

[00:25:04] Get his account mouse trapped.

[00:25:06] Chill.

[00:25:07] Three-minute q.

[00:25:14] Can't play the game anymore.

[00:25:16] Maybe I reset.

[00:25:17] Maybe it's just bugged.

[00:25:19] Wait, maybe it's my Xbox.

[00:25:23] You think I reset my Xbox?

[00:25:24] That's a good shout.

[00:25:25] That's a good shout.

[00:25:27] Wait, I reset my Xbox chat.

[00:25:29] Watch this.

[00:25:30] Hold on.

[00:25:35] Restart.

[00:25:38] Let's go.

[00:25:40] No.

[00:25:43] All right, Chad, does anyone wanna play with me?

[00:25:44] Because every time I get invited to a lobby,

[00:25:46] you guys just sit there.

[00:25:51] Read all your subs.

[00:25:52] Oh yeah, you're right.

[00:25:54] Zach, thank you so much for the nine months,

[00:25:56] per se too.

[00:25:57] Koop, thank you so much for the 16 months,

[00:26:00] per se too, Koop.

[00:26:01] Nick, thank you so much for the eight months.

[00:26:03] And Colby, thank you so much for the 15 months,

[00:26:07] W. Colby.

[00:26:08] Look at me, I'm reading subs.

[00:26:09] Koop, thank you so much.

[00:26:11] Ben, thank you so much.

[00:26:13] Bob, thank you so much for all the subscriptions.

[00:26:16] Appreciate, and I'm...

[00:26:21] Kat.

[00:26:23] Maybe it's the rain outside, do you think?

[00:26:26] You think the rain is affecting my connectivity?

[00:26:31] Why is that controlling that on?

[00:26:38] Kat.

[00:26:40] Oh my God.

[00:26:41] Now I gotta enter this guy's pin.

[00:26:44] He thinks he's cool or something.

[00:26:45] Like, why does he have a pin?

[00:26:49] I have more it is like the hardest pain I've ever seen in my life

[00:26:55] Don't say leaps

[00:27:00] Boom we're in

[00:27:04] Now we're in now we're in go all right, bro

[00:27:10] Game three set consoles reset. We're ready to go. We're in the game

[00:27:15] Let's go leaked plus chops

[00:27:20] Seriously dude ass streamer. Alrighty then

[00:27:27] stream snipers Q East there's no delay all right I love of my my chat it's my

[00:27:36] chat right now wait wait a minute chill God sent is he good this guy good lack of

[00:27:51] mercy this guy looks calm my whole job double you all right that that's how the

[00:28:08] chapter to be today I just got a chunk right here it's all good it's all good

[00:28:24] Let me check if it's just me.

[00:28:26] Let me check if it's just me.

[00:28:27] It's everything gonna be fine.

[00:28:38] Chat?

[00:28:39] Are we cooked?

[00:28:40] Cooked emoji.

[00:28:41] Wait, let me check my Ubisoft connect invites.

[00:28:44] Wait, is the server's down?

[00:28:47] I have this much aura?

[00:28:49] I can online the servers go down?

[00:28:52] Oh, no.

[00:29:01] Does anyone want to play?

[00:29:02] Cazer, invite me Cazer.

[00:29:04] Just invite me Cazer, just do it, bro.

[00:29:06] Cazer, just invite me, bro.

[00:29:08] You know you want to.

[00:29:09] And for Zim, 30 minutes, still no game.

[00:29:24] Yeah, hey, dumb fuck.

[00:29:25] I'm trying to find a game, but I can't find a game

[00:29:28] because the servers are down right now.

[00:29:30] And it's not just me.

[00:29:32] Wait, this guy's calm.

[00:29:34] I think he's calm.

[00:29:35] Hi, VySats.

[00:30:33] Hold on, 2.0 KD!

[00:30:39] Can't see the message.

[00:30:41] This is a utter disaster.

[00:30:43] This is utter disaster.

[00:30:47] Hey, Delays, you think you can invite somebody?

[00:30:52] No? I'm giving it one more try.

[00:31:26] No, no, no, no. I'm giving it one more try.

[00:31:28] Wait, so all of my lobbies are bugged.

[00:31:34] Wait, why would that happen?

[00:31:38] Everything I join, it gets bugged. Why?

[00:31:40] Who the fuck is this guy? I'm Jinxi.

[00:31:53] Hello?

[00:31:55] Too much aura.

[00:31:57] Wait, I actually can't find a game.

[00:31:59] I'm like, my account's bugged.

[00:32:01] Or Jinxi's account's bugged.

[00:32:05] You gained weight.

[00:32:07] Garen's on?

[00:32:11] Yeah, but like...

[00:32:13] invite me to the game? I mean I'm about to go play like Fall Guys or something.

[00:32:22] Whole chat spamming marbles. Dude, I want to play the game. I'm sorry to get mad.

[00:32:55] You don't want to see me when I'm mad. Boring, where's Hive Eyes? Hey dumb fuck, I am

[00:33:02] Hive Eyes. Stream is a disaster. Yeah, here we go. I knew this would happen.

[00:33:09] Okay wait okay wait let me try something then talk this account talk this

[00:33:23] account what about my account wait do you think my xbox is just like bud my

[00:33:29] time broken we don't care about your account bro dude I'm seeing if it's just

[00:33:43] his account your account is ass no alright so is my Xbox updated wouldn't

[00:33:51] update automatically or not let me try this hey bro if this works stats reveal um haven't played

[00:34:40] so you guys can't even you guys can't even ever yes i got a game wait notifications oh no

[00:35:01] oh wait i i know what i said why are pc notifications going off dude i muted them chat i muted them

[00:35:11] Yo, can you guys stop? Like, ahhh.

[00:35:14] I'm gonna get mad now. Yo! Hold on, I need to fix the notifications.

[00:35:40] I know there's no game on here, because I need to fix the notifications.

[00:35:43] That was a temporary fix.

[00:35:44] Wait, this is a, this is a, this is a utter disaster. Actually, here?

[00:35:53] Typical high-by-stream?

[00:36:02] Please, stop talking. Alright, it should be good enough.

[00:36:05] Hello?

[00:36:06] Alright, we're good.

[00:36:08] Yo, team! Is anyone here?

[00:36:11] Yo! Yo, chat. This is a complete and utter disaster. Why can't I hear this guy?

[00:36:40] Oh, I'm about to get metal chalked. I'm about to start metal chalking, actually.

[00:36:46] I'm not gonna lie. I'm about to- hold on.

[00:36:48] BUSHES ARA. Dude, my voice is- I mean, this is a- this is a clusterfuck.

[00:37:10] What in the- let me talk to this wholesome lad.

[00:37:17] Maybe right there is fine. I need to hear my game. How do I switch the game chat? Yo, yo, let's go, bro

[00:37:34] Oh, you have this yeah, you have a stream on can you mute the stream? No, you're good brother

[00:37:42] Hey, I heard you and I'm like there's no way bro. So I text the stream

[00:37:49] Yep, I'm taking over for a few days. Oh

[00:37:52] You are yeah

[00:37:54] dude my heart is beating so fast right now it's actually crazy

[00:38:01] um I think I'm on um I think I'm on a hundred hundred right now yeah I just got

[00:38:18] pooped on put up a beer bag wait you're right back wait you're not gonna get

[00:38:23] on you're not gonna get on camps you serious bro yeah I was a hundred a

[00:38:36] hundred because Jinx he said I could put I could stop in and I need to

[00:38:39] see how I could play on them I'm not even kidding I'm not even lying either

[00:38:42] I'm not even like but I used to Zim and it was unplayable why is it drone first

[00:39:00] that there goes the high-rise charm I guess I'm getting a charm anyways all

[00:39:06] right where we at oh this guy's dead actually I don't even know why so was

[00:39:13] Gc at his house right now there with you or no they're like right now or no

[00:39:47] no no no I'm at my house I'm just streaming on a scam oh nice nice yeah

[00:39:53] hell yeah you think our 50 mates um have mics or not

[00:39:59] honestly I'm so feeling right now so I have no idea no it's all good but it's

[00:40:05] all good what rank are you right now I don't have a rank right now no yeah my

[00:40:18] PC champion though oh nice nice yeah yeah I've only played two games on copper

[00:40:26] so your copper yeah I hid diamond last season but oh copper right now yeah my

[00:40:39] bad my bad not so good bro you're good to go let's go bro let's just win this

[00:40:53] Yeah, let's go bro. I mean, we're the best players in the game

[00:41:02] Me and you yeah, no, yeah, do you want me to go anyone?

[00:41:21] Yeah, we kind of yeah, that works

[00:41:28] Let's go listen. I'm a part of WDG. You know what that is

[00:41:38] What do you think? I'm a part of WDG. You know, you know what that is

[00:41:43] No, it's that

[00:41:47] It's just walk down gay

[00:41:55] It's mudded

[00:42:00] Hold on

[00:42:01] Can we try to get it freezer maybe?

[00:42:13] Why is my aim so bad? My aim seems to be a little off. It's okay. We're all good. Yeah

[00:42:24] You just made it my drone

[00:42:27] I didn't need it anyways

[00:42:34] Just got made it. Are you guys serious? The Zim is it dude? I'm not playing with a Zim dude

[00:43:08] It's just it's just it feels a little fast right now. I don't know why wait it could be the

[00:43:15] You guys don't know the tech it's fine

[00:43:30] Not advanced settings. I don't have them on wait. Do I have advanced at the job?

[00:43:39] Put that on something. No, I don't dude. It's just my controller

[00:43:47] It's it feels a little fast like in my prime. I was like Bolo

[00:43:52] But like now something's happening. I don't really know

[00:43:56] Yeah, dude, you think I would cap about that

[00:44:05] You guys think I would cap about that. Are you serious? I know

[00:44:11] Wait better. Oh, it's better now. Oh my

[00:44:15] Yes, it's better now

[00:44:17] You just hijacked my drone

[00:44:19] but he's 6 and 0 wait that the guy that killed like our whole team all right

[00:44:43] well he's done now he's done now he's done now for yes I chat I was thinking

[00:44:53] about playing roller Sunday thoughts father all right it's all right here's

[00:45:12] my application here's my application right here this round is my application

[00:45:15] all right ready boom bop bop boom nobody read stairs boom bop bop nobody

[00:45:20] Nobody jade desk. Boom, bop, bop, bop. Nobody there.

[00:45:25] Alright, they're holding this. It's okay. We need to check if there's anyone Christmas.

[00:45:30] Nobody Christmas? We take.

[00:45:32] Nobody Christmas? We take. We take all of this. Yep, look at all of this.

[00:45:36] Free real estate, we call this over here.

[00:45:38] Free real estate. Put the thing on the wall, just like that.

[00:45:42] Dead.

[00:45:44] What's that?

[00:45:45] Wait, why is my- uh, it's my ADS sense. It's really bad right now.

[00:45:57] I really don't know.

[00:46:00] That guy is so bad

[00:46:03] That what is happening? Why did so high?

[00:46:08] Hold on

[00:46:12] He's running me down right now. I mean it's starting to it

[00:46:36] Solo queuing was the worst possible thing we could have done chat

[00:46:43] Application denied. All right. That wasn't it like I didn't even get a fair shot

[00:46:48] Hey, what is my teammate? What?

[00:46:50] toxic what's going on here that guy is not good at C4s

[00:47:02] Wobang! Right there! I love?

[00:47:06] it's all good he's gonna be to your right though

[00:47:09] he's gonna be to your right. Niiiice!

[00:47:12] pro chat! Nice try!

[00:47:32] hey it's a defender side of map anyways. I'd like to tell myself if it was

[00:47:37] um but it's not. Alright I tricked my sense into it. Yeah yeah yeah

[00:47:41] I'm not I'm dead ass man. Hey, I need some I need some hydration. Let's go

[00:47:56] Like I'm done messing around there. They've been they've been mad. Yo boys

[00:48:06] What where is that ungrateful fatty? He's in the airport right now?

[00:48:11] He's in the airport. We need Mike. Where's Mike?

[00:48:22] Mike is on the plane, huh?

[00:48:24] Wait now. I feel good. I do good now. I feel good now. Oh, wait, they lost

[00:48:37] I'm not even kidding they may have lost

[00:49:23] I just saved a life right there. I just saved a life. Do we know how to talk?

[00:50:21] NT go next. We are going to raise a positive environment every time I die. We say NT

[00:50:51] In the lab, we're not gonna we're not gonna do any of that. We're just gonna say NT and move on

[00:51:10] I'm saying bc. Yeah, I can't I can't I can't do this

[00:51:14] Where's Mike?

[00:51:16] Let me actually put Michael in the screen. You know what fuck it bro

[00:51:19] You guys just want Mike at the chat overlay. Oh, yeah, the child was added, but it was a bit of a

[00:52:02] It was a bit it was a bit it was a bit of a disaster speak junior. All right

[00:52:23] Hey, SSG. Seriously

[00:52:27] it. Alright, this is what I usually do in the preface, but since my team is, uh, what

[00:52:37] is that word? Incompetent. All good? Just keep calm. Keep calm? Everything will be good.

[00:53:07] I am a test-liking GG. Where's the drone on me? I'm not hearing things. I know I'm not

[00:53:11] hearing things. Is the drone on me? Right now. Am I blind? I can't even hold. I'm

[00:54:44] Stop looking at chat. Now, see, now I'm creating a wholesome environment.

[00:54:47] Enti.

[00:54:50] Elapsed.

[00:54:51] Do you want to get banned or something?

[00:54:52] Just say I want to get banned. Just say that.

[00:54:56] I'll personally hand him out.

[00:55:00] Bad try.

[00:55:02] Don't worry, I got-

[00:55:07] Hey, if we lose this,

[00:55:08] I will retire.

[00:55:12] There's no reason we should lose this.

[00:55:15] Imprep, imprep, imprep, imprep.

[00:55:17] Out of prep.

[00:55:18] Imprep.

[00:55:18] Imprep, imprep, imprep, imprep, imprep.

[00:55:20] Walking you down right now, imprep.

[00:55:21] Well, thanks for the sub, bro!

[00:55:33] Who's subbed?

[00:55:34] Personally, thank you.

[00:55:36] Yo, T, thank you so much for the sub!

[00:55:37] Uh, 16 months.

[00:55:39] Look at that, I'm such a good streamer.

[00:55:42] Ah...

[00:55:44] Yo, Pyro, thank you for the sub.

[00:55:45] Appreciate you.

[00:55:46] 10 months? W.

[00:55:52] Now, listen.

[00:55:54] Take all into account

[00:55:56] that I'm a PC player,

[00:55:57] I play with a mouse and keyboard.

[00:55:59] Am I good at the game?

[00:56:11] Yes, wait, there's a lot of yeses.

[00:56:14] Let's go!

[00:56:16] Yes, yes.

[00:56:18] Dog shit.

[00:56:19] Alright.

[00:56:20] Ouch!

[00:56:21] Dude, my ears.

[00:56:23] Damn.

[00:56:24] Rotate right here.

[00:56:25] Dead.

[00:56:31] I forgot what I was going to say.

[00:56:33] It's all good.

[00:56:34] Hey, you guys want to prepare upstairs or...

[00:56:36] I'll just take to the basement.

[00:56:46] I'll take to the basement.

[00:56:47] Essentially, a little too slow.

[00:56:52] It's all good.

[00:56:53] I'm not putting any of my go-to-

[00:57:01] Hey, I'm going back to the PC lobby.

[00:57:06] How do I tell you guys, bro?

[00:57:09] Going to PC lobby after this.

[00:57:12] What in the heck is happening?

[00:57:17] All right, Aura, watch this.

[00:57:26] They think it's safe now.

[00:57:27] I'm just gonna swing and just take it.

[00:57:33] Okay, you gotta have confidence, you know?

[00:57:35] The game's all about confidence.

[00:57:36] If you have more confidence than the other player,

[00:57:38] you win a mode of panic.

[00:57:44] I have a lot of confidence,

[00:57:45] as I know that I'm a good player.

[00:57:47] They're gonna get vertical on us.

[00:57:48] They're gonna get vertical.

[00:58:03] Jesus, it's gonna gun me down, bro.

[00:58:07] So this is how my team's playing it,

[00:58:08] and it's very bad.

[00:58:10] I'm gonna teach you guys.

[00:58:11] Push 5 here. Push 5, ready?

[00:58:13] Yeah. Alright, so he got shot through turret, which is...

[00:58:17] Oh, I think he has to draw.

[00:58:18] I'm gonna be getting...

[00:58:19] I'm gonna be jackal-tracked, it's all good.

[00:58:21] Nobody panic.

[00:58:22] We'll see.

[00:58:33] Enti! Enti! Enti!

[00:58:47] Oh, you're gonna do the exact same thing I did

[00:58:49] and get shit on the exact same way?

[00:58:51] Okay. You swing that. You swing that.

[00:58:58] Yeah, yeah, swing that.

[00:58:59] Nice shot out there, guys.

[00:59:18] Yeah, nice fighting with you.

[00:59:22] Yeah, yeah. Appreciate you, man.

[00:59:24] It's accurate, though.

[00:59:42] I mean, that's not even accurate.

[00:59:43] accurate they shouldn't even give you your stats until you have at least like

[00:59:47] five games played that's not even accurate man we tried our best you know

[01:00:11] and T go next or what bring junk up back who about soon he's actually doing

[01:00:21] IRL and the IRL like reacting to the game after the game should could it be

[01:00:31] good should could be good what do I do you make Jinxie look like stomping

[01:00:36] He's Harris?

[01:00:39] The rogue Jinx he's right. Let's see if I could actually get a game on his account

[01:00:44] Because I couldn't get a game for like the longest time, but I think it's working now

[01:00:48] Okay, um, let's see. Let's see. Hold on. I'm gonna log into his account. I need to put in his pin. Why did I see it?

[01:01:10] Holly

[01:01:15] Events I ain't no god band

[01:01:28] Fantastic

[01:01:30] That's great news line. Let's see it. What um, midi Marley

[01:01:42] Dreamer had a glow up. Thank you so much for the 26 months from me. Marley. So he's so hot. I'm not even gonna lie

[01:01:49] No, he's I like wish to look like him one day. Why you guys putting dot dot dot?

[01:02:01] I'm like, I'm not even kidding. All right

[01:02:04] Now can I get a stack or not? Do I have to solo queue in it? No, actually if I solo queue in this

[01:02:10] I'm gonna get high champs. That won't be good. I'm gonna go

[01:02:16] Stop!

[01:02:17] Medi-Marley, Medi-Marley's typing dot dot dot.

[01:02:22] Uhhhhhhh.

[01:02:23] Well good.

[01:02:24] I'm gonna give him his champ because I think he deserves it and uh, I actually know he

[01:02:32] doesn't.

[01:02:33] I just lied.

[01:02:34] Slight through my teeth.

[01:02:41] This is not a horrible idea.

[01:02:43] Uh, dude, it's not a bad idea.

[01:02:46] This is a great idea.

[01:02:48] Dad, do you think?

[01:02:50] Do you think we're not getting a game because he's in a high rank where everybody just

[01:02:54] five stacks is that why that could be the reason I'm not gonna lie let's put on

[01:03:05] some music we need some we need some we need some jams

[01:03:07] oh let's put on let's put on ocean eyes holy a concert you guys want a concert

[01:03:29] while we wait for a game oh brother hold on hold on hold on wait I want to

[01:03:41] sing this song. Wait, wait, wait, wait, restart, restart, restart.

[01:03:43] I've been watching you for some time, kids. No, don't join the jam.

[01:04:05] my ocean eyes burning cities and napalm skies 15 flames inside your ocean eyes

[01:04:22] your ocean eyes no chat how was that so far and then you just putting the roads like

[01:04:40] Like, muted, alright.

[01:04:44] Voice is cooked, not listening.

[01:04:48] Alrighty then, keep singing.

[01:04:55] Yeah, let's check if we have a game.

[01:05:07] What do I even, what do I even do?

[01:05:14] No, stop, no, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.

[01:05:21] Nope, absolutely not.

[01:05:26] Yeah, what do I even do, bro?

[01:05:27] Get a stack?

[01:05:28] Mingo, please, Mingo.

[01:05:32] Mingo, pull me on a one game contract.

[01:05:38] I promise it's worth it.

[01:05:43] Mingo's not playing, what are you,

[01:05:44] he's not playing with me bro, what am I even saying?

[01:05:51] Do you think Mingo will like maybe just allow me

[01:05:55] to play?

[01:06:02] See bro, join?

[01:06:06] Invite me, invite me.

[01:06:08] Come on, invite me.

[01:06:11] This is my time.

[01:06:14] It's my time, Jack.

[01:06:18] Five-step.

[01:06:42] Are you gonna invite anyone else?

[01:06:43] Or is it just me and you?

[01:07:00] Is this some sick joke today?

[01:07:02] Is this some sick joke?

[01:07:03] You guys invite me to a lobby

[01:07:05] and then keep me there and don't say anything.

[01:07:07] Is this a sick joke?

[01:07:09] I'm gonna start wanting people.

[01:07:20] Stopping waiting?

[01:07:28] You're muted, dude.

[01:07:29] They can't hear you.

[01:07:31] Dude, I literally saw my,

[01:07:33] my mic is activated right now.

[01:07:38] Oh, my mic just bugged.

[01:07:40] Oh, we have night mode on you wear the predictions. I mean I'm trying to get like

[01:08:02] I ain't going you know I mean this shit that this is it's getting out of hand now

[01:08:08] now this is getting out of hand please don't you ever five-sec

[01:08:13] come on yeah let's get high five yeah let's get bro you you want to run some

[01:08:30] ring for you want to do a 1v1 bro I'm trying to run some right but do you

[01:08:40] you have a five sec? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, you didn't hear anything I just said. You have

[01:08:53] a five sec? No, but we can run and do it if you want. I'm pretty good. Yeah, let's do

[01:09:16] it. Let's get the shit. All right, but wait, is my mic that bad or is it? No, it's fine

[01:09:25] to me. Yeah, let's just let's queue this up. It's fine on the match. Wait, so this

[01:09:39] account she's bug yeah I think it is yeah I don't even see yet because I don't

[01:09:54] even see that you're curing wait chat is it's actually my cat like it's actually

[01:10:06] jinxing account it's like bugs he's finding a game right now and I don't

[01:10:09] see it yeah I don't even see that you're finding a game yeah I think it's

[01:10:14] both for you what man I hope you have a fantastic day evening or night wherever

[01:10:20] you're at and I hope it's sunshine the rainbows where you're at what do I even

[01:10:34] do we say your game already did this is painful okay you know what chat you

[01:10:47] know what here's how it's gonna go I fit I've hit my I've hit my teaching said

[01:10:57] stream one hour I've streamed one hour hey I'm about to crash out in this

[01:11:03] So, what is happening?

[01:11:06] Dude, I can't find a game.

[01:11:20] I can't even play the video game

[01:11:22] because Jyx's account is bugged.

[01:11:25] I've been sitting in main lobby simulator the whole stream.

[01:11:29] The whole stream, I've been in main lobby simulator.

[01:11:34] Just end.

[01:11:36] All right, you can be nicer about it, damn.

[01:11:39] You can be nicer.

[01:11:40] You can say W stream high-vives, love the content.

[01:11:43] Can't wait to see you back tomorrow

[01:11:44] with the working Xbox.

[01:11:45] Say it.

[01:11:52] No.

[01:11:57] Alright, so you guys won't say it.

[01:11:58] Alright chat, you know what?

[01:12:03] Okay.

[01:12:04] Chat, uh, I'm gonna go like get a new Xbox.

[01:12:06] I'm not even kidding.

[01:12:07] I'm gonna go like buy a new Xbox.

[01:12:09] Wait, is it the Xbox or is it the account, though?

[01:12:12] We need to figure this out.

[01:12:13] Bro, how do I even fix this?

[01:12:17] Wait, I don't know.

[01:12:19] Let me type as you can see.

[01:12:42] Reset the game?

[01:12:43] I already did.

[01:12:44] I already reset the game and the console.

[01:12:46] Uh, put it in rice?

[01:12:50] Okay.

[01:12:51] Alright, well, I mean, I thought it would be a good show.

[01:12:58] I thought it would be a good stream, but it's not a good stream because it's a disaster stream

[01:13:02] You know what disaster streams are always good though. Yeah, you know what you always see the light at the end of the rainbow

[01:13:09] Whatever that quote is

[01:13:14] Let's uh, I mean, let's just let's let's rate somebody. Yeah, who should be right?

[01:13:26] Sorry, I'm actually sorry chat like this is a disaster. I'm not even kidding. It's an absolute disaster

[01:13:33] Disaster Richie that is Richie live

[01:13:41] Holy moly dude. Let me read Richie. All right chat. I love you guys, bro. Thank you for all coming out

[01:13:46] I'm sorry with the disaster. I'll get this fixed and then I'll be back tomorrow and then roller Sunday

[01:13:51] I think I'm playing with Mingo

[01:13:53] Okay, I think I'll play with Mingo. I love you guys bro