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How about should be hard reset? What do you think?
Bro, why do I keep lagging every day? Why do I keep lagging every day, man?
Hold on. How about just calling me? I'm getting a boss call from the Illuminati.
Yo!
Hard reset?
Okay, do you want to do it?
Or no way, want to shut you out?
Okay, guys
The stream is gonna say it ended. I'll be back in 30 seconds
Okay, okay, so I think it's working high-vives. I fucking love you man
Look at that high-vives. It's green. Oh my god
W high-vives as always is it working? Everybody type W high-vives
This is the best song of 2024 I don't give a fuck what anybody says
I am in a fantasy league and I do have Kyron Williams on my team.
King fucking Kyron.
Best running back in the league.
Song KSI song is not better.
Do y'all remember this song?
Remember this song?
Type me if you remember.
Bro this is like a 2019 banger.
You have so much energy guys. I'm a tiktok shop guy, bro. I'm not even gonna troll bro. I am a tiktok. Oh, hold on
Chroma key one sec chat. I'm kind of like deep in this tiktok shop wave right now
Where I buy like stupid shit on tiktok shop, bro. I've tried this
neuro gum for like a day
Energy focus really kind of works sort of I don't know yet. I'm on like my
Third piece haven't really crashed yet. This might be a fucking banger stream. I'm not gonna lie
What's that? We are gonna react to set up tonight. We're gonna react to clips then set it up tonight
Then we're doing
Can one champion beat three golds spoiler alert? I'm gonna beat the three goals
I'm the greatest ever do this year and yeah, we might watch some YouTube videos at the end of the stream. We'll see
now last song I'm fucking hype chatter y'all ready I'm actually locked in wait
have I did you fix it God I love you have us Jack all right we're gonna do
clothes first and then we are going to react to set ups and then we're gonna
gain and then we might practice on YouTube videos late night type shit late
night type shit but guys first and foremost um you know I like my girls a
little bit older. I don't want to lose your love. Josie's on a vacation far away.
Chad, how's everybody doing? First and foremost, how is everybody doing? First
and foremost, how's everybody doing? Whoa, whoa, it's glitching. Chad, on a scale of
1 through 10, how are y'all doing? High-vives, you're already running ads?
Bro, high-vives, relax. We haven't even started. High-vives, relax, bro. Chad,
How many ads did he just run right there separate no ads hi vice come on bro really give him a minute here
Horrible now that you're live see this is fuck you hi vice
red oh
My god read with the 25 gifted
Yo, can I get a W read in the chat red? Thank you for the 25 gifted bro, bro. What are these ads?
It's hi vices fault hi vice chill he ran
He ran a hundred thousand ads
That's Mason your literally subbed good. How are you evacuate guys?
So people got a saying to evacuate bro, okay
Here let's dive into this hurricane thing because it did get a lot worse. Give me a sec
Josie's on a vacation far away
Okay, hurricane
Milton
Okay, now wait
wait what is this now I said wait oh my god my jet is fucking or my fucking AC
thing is loud hold on a sec turn that off all right now I did say if this thing
progresses into a category 5 bro I can't wear blue it messes up my green
screen hold on boys and my girl's a little bit older I don't want to use your love tonight yeah
chat also physique reveal one month semen retention been working out a little bit guys
been working out a little bit man been working the energy levels are high okay it's not okay I
I know I sniffled right when I said that it's not bro, bro. All right now. Um, okay
Let's get into this. Let's dive into this. Let's dive into this cuz um, it has gotten worse
This is it from space
Okay, that right there's the eye
This is clearly on Microsoft Paint
David Boyd 244
Wow, you're an idiot David Wow
Wow.
But just for the history books, we've only had 10 category 5 hurricanes in our recorded
history in the Gulf of...
Hold on.
Okay, this is 10 hours ago.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is from today.
Before explosively powerful hurricane Milton comes in.
Milton, still more than 500 miles southwest of Tampa.
Now a category 4 hurricane with winds of...
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
155 miles per hour.
is the storm of the century mass evacuations ordered prompting bumper to
bumper traffic on highways out of town as the strongest hurricane in the Gulf of
Mexico in nearly two decades takes aim at the sunshine state thousands hundreds of
thousands of cars ryan Ramirez and her family of four driving eight hours to
leave florida it would normally take it is bumper to bumper to the point
where we were stand still not moving for an hour at a time.
Hurricane Hunters buying into the storm to collect critical data.
Milton is expected to be knocked down by some wind shear before making landfall late Wednesday
into early Thursday, but this storm surge could still be unprecedented.
Tampa Bay to Sarasota to Venice could see 10 to 15 feet of ocean water pushing on
to land, prompting one of the largest evacuations in years.
I'm going to go door-to-door myself and make the plea over the next 24 hours to get as many people as possible
Lee I was born in clear water are prepping for the worst
frantically filling sandbags boarding up homes I
Mean bro like y'all I mean y'all bro
Okay guys, I know I know a lot of y'all are saying
It's fine. Jinxie. Just take the 30k PJ. I've eyes. You're not funny, bro
bro you need to leave okay listen guys actually listen to me for a second I
know a lot of you guys are concerned because I live like near Tampa guys I'll
give you a rough estimate of where I live I'll show you on a sack hold on many
shelves already empty I have a one-year-old as of tomorrow and my
wife watch this the storm just like Kaleen is hurricane Milton exploded in
strength intensifying from a tropical storm to a-
And here we are now.
Hold on.
Oh, this is from Mexico?
Alright.
Yeah, cause it already hit Cancun.
Okay, so...
Thing in Florida means I'll come home to this, fixing what happened from Hurricane Helene,
and then having to book a $700 flight home again four days later, cause there's another
hurricane coming.
Fuck.
All right, so okay, okay, okay, so chat I live I do not live on Tampa Bay. I don't live in coastal Florida
I am like a 25 30-minute drive from Tampa
And if this is a hundred and sixty-five mile an hour wins because I know this says one fifty-five
But I think it was I don't know no matter what it is. I'm gonna get like probably
Hurricane bands probably but I think I will be okay, bro, and I'm gonna write it out
I have a sturdy house. I'm gonna write it out chat. It's not leaked you dumbasses guys
Bro is about to get his home taken off completely positive, bro. That's probably not gonna happen
Jinxy, I love your pepperoni tits and then there's there's donations like this where it's like bro
What is happening in your brain right now?
Pepperoni tits, I love you Jinxy. Thank you bust down
JD. Thank you for the tier one. I obviously will not be streaming during the hurricane
I didn't know because I'm probably not gonna have power. I'm probably not gonna have internet
I guess I could update you guys on like snapchat and stuff because I could just use data or something
I'll let you guys know what happens to my house, bro. We'll see
It's not not looking good for anyone in the Tampa area
Do a podcast with the hurricane
Your tiktok isn't working. What are you talking about Willis?
It's like he's still with us. What are you talking about sin? Sin? I'm alive
Your house is gonna get hard breached. Okay
Bro, where do y'all like bro? What states are y'all in do y'all not have bro? Do y'all not have like any um?
Disasters and stuff bro. Yeah, what state has the worst disasters probably, Florida, right?
Maryland do that's so cozy up in Maryland
What is Hibis doing? 3D artist weather channel Hibis what is this?
Let's show you imagine this imagine three feet of stone search right here now if this
amount of water catches you by surprise it's too late to evacuate cars are floating around in
floating way there's large objects in here that could knock things. Hibis did you send
me this just to give me an anxiety attack? Come on Hibis. Down with a battering ram
like force now there's no way again to evacuate with this kind storm surge what did he say what did
he say hi guys did you send me this just to give me an anxiety attack mm-hmm really bro like
jeez louise dude all these three places with more than three feet okay but i will say this bro i'm
a florida native florida resident the worst storm surge you're gonna see is coastal florida bro
Yo, yo, yo, if you are listening to me, if you plan on buying a house in Florida, listen
to me, if you plan on buying a house in Florida in the near future, do not, I repeat, do not
buy a house on the coast of Florida because you're going to have a great year and then
every September you're going to have an absolute panic attack every time, bro.
Don't do it. Live as if you're going to live in Florida, try to live as inland
in state as you can, alright?
Try to live in the center of the state.
Imagine six feet of storm surge.
Now this completely floods out.
The first floors of homes and businesses
and the only way to escape that
is to move to the higher floor of a building.
Now unfortunately, there are going to be places
that get more than six feet of storm surge.
What?
Imagine this.
Ninety eight.
Bro, what?
Flooding of inundation.
This is what the hell?
Now!
Alright, bro, fuck it.
Am I- Am I in the evacuation zone?
High-fives, pull up the evacuation zones!
But make sure it doesn't leak my address.
Okay guys, I'll give you a rough estimate of where I am.
Okay. I'm not here. I'm kind of in this area. I'm kind of here. Okay.
This is like a rough, you know, 200 mile radius. I'm kind of in here,
bro. I'm in this area. And don't say tarpon springs because I'm not in tarpon
springs. Leaked guys. I'm the one. Why are people typing tarpon springs?
Yo guys, I've never lived in tarpon springs. We opened up a PO box in
tarpon springs and you guys have not stopped thinking I've lived there
sense I don't live there God you guys are dumb bro I don't live in Turpin
Springs bro fuck don't live in Westley Chapel no set up site okay have eyes did
you find the evacuation zones I don't think I'm gonna Richie leaked you say on
God Richie just leaked me how did Richie leak me Richie wouldn't give out my
address for Richie's a good guy so do you think anything will change with
turnies any time soon? What? If you get washed away I'll run the channel. Alright guys tall
but short is to the rescue. Tarpen Springs. Shave the turd off your head. See bro this is why
like we can't, there's not a turd on my head bro. Hurricane Milton is barreling toward Florida and
growing very strong very fast. It raced from a category two to a category five hurricane
within hours and with no sign of slowing down people are wondering is a category
six storm possible but I'm sorry what well no that classification doesn't exist
thank you National Hurricane Center scale classifies the storms by their
wind speeds from one to five Milton quickly surpassed 157 miles per hour to
make it a five and has reached 180 miles per hour what I I haven't heard of that
But if it reaches 192, which is likely at this point, it'll be ranked among five of the strongest
hurricanes and typhoons since the 80s.
There's no ceiling on how high a hurricane five wind speeds can reach, but with Milton
ramping up, some people are saying it's time to change that.
Hurricane.
Bro, but yeah, yeah, exactly why, why is, bro, I understand, but bro, why is nobody
talking about Mexico?
Mexico already?
Bro, are they okay?
I've seen no coverage on that.
Are we not gonna talk about that?
Okay, okay, no evacuation order,
voluntary evacu-
mandatory evacuation order.
Oh my God.
All right, yes, my count, okay, my county is, what?
My county is a mandatory evacuation.
Bro, what?
Bro, I mean, I'm just gonna fucking,
Bro, I'm riding it out, I'm riding it out.
Chad, I'm riding it out, bro.
I'm riding it out, I'm riding it out.
I'm riding it out, I'm riding it out.
Chad, I'm riding it out, I'm riding it out.
I think, I don't think it hits until Thursday at 2 a.m.
So I might stream tomorrow night, I don't know.
But guys, I'm hunkering down.
Guys, listen, my house has hurricane windows
and a strong structure.
I should be fine, bro, okay?
I should be fine, bro, please evacuate.
Guys, I'll be fine, bro.
I have a nice, strong, sturdy house, bro.
I'll be fine, okay?
All right, bro.
But why risk it, bro?
That's the thing, bro.
High-vives, evacuating isn't as safe
as everybody thinks, bro.
Because, bro, right now, if you evacuate,
every hotel is booked.
Almost every hotel is booked.
Every gas station got wiped from gas today and yesterday.
Also, the hurricane can always change paths.
So if you evacuate up north, it can always turn,
I don't know, bro, I don't fucking know.
I'm not cocky, bro, I'm not cocky.
I think I will be okay.
Bro, I've had a lot of,
I mean, this is obviously the worst hurricane
because it's directly lined up,
but I think I'll be okay.
I genuinely do believe I'll be okay, all right?
You guys, I don't want you guys to worry about me,
all right?
I will be okay, bro, all right?
I'm gonna lose power for a couple of days,
but I'll be okay, I promise.
All right, let's go.
Guys, without further ado, without further a fucking do,
let's get into the clips, come on.
Guys, and then after clips, hold on,
have I fixed it?
Let's do 19, I don't know.
Have I, let's do the other one.
The camera's like fuzzy as hell right now.
Camera is fuzzy, camera is fuzzy.
Someone said, how will this affect Stompin's legacy?
Are you serious, bro?
All right, guys, that should be good now.
Oh God, fix it.
Have I fixed it?
You, what is that?
High-vives, what?
I'm like in a door right now.
Quick peek, okay.
You have more acne than water.
I mean, are you fucking serious?
Dude, my acne has gotten really bad recently.
Fuck it, wee ball.
Stop, stop, high-vives, stop.
Stop, stop, stop.
Flip the damn thing.
So tired of that shit.
Put it in the bottom left.
I'm gonna go pee real fast.
High-byes, flip it correctly!
Flip it now!
Flip it now!
All right, Matt, I'm gonna go piss.
High-byes, if it's not fixed when I get back,
you're fucking fired.
I'm pissing on my toilet seat.
Sandclips, sandclips!
How exactly is this shit supposed to work?
Cause somebody sent me this in fan mail.
It's like Acne Wash?
High-byes, stop!
It's like, it's like,
High-byes, can you, thank you.
It's like Acne Wash.
Someone sent this in fan mail.
So we go, how about, can you go full cam?
You don't gotta zoom back up.
How about back, dude, come on, bro.
That's invading my fucking space.
Back it up.
How about back up?
And, okay, now we just apply water, right?
Okay, a little bit of water.
And now it should work, right?
I think that'll work.
Damn, I'm cooked right now, Chad.
I look like a fucking idiot.
Bro, what haircut do you guys think I should go with next?
I kinda wanna get a low taper fade like Ninja.
Thank you, high-fives.
High-fives, I don't maug you though.
Tell me I didn't maug right there.
Tell me I didn't maug right there.
Tell me I didn't fucking maug.
Tell me I didn't fucking maug, man!
All right, let's do this shit.
Okay, guys, let's send in some clips.
Let's go.
Let's send in some fucking clips.
All right guys, couple of, couple of ground rule.
Oh God, couple of ground rules.
If I may, no edited images of me.
I don't want to be 398,000 pounds in every profile picture.
Okay, stop editing pictures of me too.
Do not, and I repeat, not send Fortnite porn.
Let's get it, let's go.
First clip of the day, first clip of the day.
I haven't watched clips in a week.
My mood changed when you walked through the door.
Before you came, it was this on the floor.
Girl, you so perfect.
I think that is working.
I gave you your love, and I already won more.
Girl, you so different apart from the rest.
Stay safe, stay safe.
Guys, I'm safe, I promise.
Stay safe.
Guys, I'm safe, I promise, bro.
Okay, first clip of the day.
Let me talk about what I like.
All right, now let's talk about what I don't like.
Where's your teammate at?
Why?
Are you not placing barbed wire?
Give me one.
Is that high-vives?
High-vives, get off of the fucking screen.
Wait, did I have no audio?
No audio?
No audio?
I'm bleeding, what just happened?
I just bled.
What the fuck, bled from that?
First community day.
Let me know if I bleed again.
This kid's good.
This kid's very talented.
Really good recoil control, really good quick peeking.
Love this guy right now, love it.
This kid's very talented.
Very good name, very good name.
This kid's very good, I'm not gonna lie.
Dare I say, first of the day, seven out of 10.
Seven out of 10 off of it.
Seven point three out of 10.
Love that clip.
Category five acne.
Yeah, it just, you're not funny.
Get me in Rotor Sunday.
This guy wants to join the Rotor Sunday stack.
I gotta check it out.
Got an angle, love this angle.
I think this guy's good.
First and foremost, knowing this vertical angle,
this angle right here is like a secret angle on Clubhouse.
Knowing this angle and knowing where to look,
this kid's off to a good start.
I'm not gonna lie.
Is that a champion charm?
Was that a champion charm?
Okay, we got potential.
This guy's a champion player.
potential I like this research he knows how to ash mirrors this guy's good he
knows how to ash mirrors to mitigate the vision this guy's very good
bro you are playing perfect right now 5v3 let's start to collapse though we got
to start to collapse site this guy's kind of a good player 2v3 oh shit his
entire team just died right there wait he's the vert to your advantage wait
How do you use the bird to your advantage?
I would quick peek.
Very solid aim.
Very solid aim, Chattano.
Get ready to get off it.
Listen for the footstep.
Listen for the footstep.
You haven't heard anything yet?
Keep sticking it.
Footstep!
Wow.
He heard the footstep right away.
This guy gets ass.
Great fuckin' clip.
Great fuckin' clip.
Whose child is that?
8.7 out of 10?
I'm impressed with you, sir.
I'm impressed with you, sir.
8.7 out of 10.
Very good clip.
I love that clip.
Hog ride up.
Hog ride up.
Hog ride up.
Can you guys fuck off with the haircut?
It's not that bad of a haircut, bro.
OK, next cup of the day, cup of the day.
You're playing Vowderant on console?
Are you even, like, aim good on a controller on Vowderant?
I feel like it's just kind of a mouse game, you know?
Standing by town attackers fun one V4 good trigger discipline. Wow wait a line up the hedgehog as well
What is that? What is that? What was that?
What did he just do? What is he doing?
Damn damn damn damn yo the clips today are good
The clips that they are very solid row 7.9
Y'all are doing good today.
Y'all are doing very good today, genuinely.
I think today's clip has potential.
Look at my toes.
I think today's clips have a lot of potential.
I'm starting to look on the upswing
for this generation of Rainbow Six Siege players.
You know, because some of you guys,
to put this lightly, fucking suck.
And a lot of these clips are fucking terrible.
But today, y'all are showing a lot of promise
and a lot of potential.
for that I applaud you. Next computer day. So 1v1 on cafe with a 30 minute action
phase. 30 minutes. 30 minutes. What's he doing?
Type of glitch is this. I'm doing this in Rolter Sunday. I'm doing this in Rolter
Sunday what I'm doing this in roller Sunday oh my god bro best glitch I've
type of like AI software is even producing that shit bro like this AI
software hate me next day today that he just kick his head off what the fuck
What's that?
Brilliant.
Division Rivals.
Good ball.
Brilliant test.
Who is Darman?
The fuck?
Ora. Ora flick.
Ora flick, ora flick. Not an ora farming there.
Bro, we're off to kind of an interesting start today.
Token in your life with me when I was going on with.
What?
Yeah, this guy's probably hammered.
Tell my homie Lewis, happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Lewis.
Happy birthday, Lewis, and your clip's not working, goddammit.
Next, you put an A coming in from Lil' Revenge.
Next, you put an A coming in from Lil' Revenge.
Neuro gum.
Energy and focus.
Okay, let me explain why you're an absolute fucking idiot.
This is a death trap.
Who can tell me why this is a death trap?
Anyone want to tell me?
You are staring death in the fucking eyes.
You're looking at a mirror, standing still, not changing your positioning.
If the guy behind this mirror decides to quick-peak you, you will die at the speed of light.
Why would I put gum on the carpet?
Got a knife!
Can you stop looking at the fucking mirror?!
Flank! Flank! Oh my god!
On everything I love, I hear an enemy combatant flanking you right now.
Flank! Flank! Flank! The flank! The flank! The flank! The flank!
Oh, it's his teammate. Okay, it's his teammate. It's his teammate.
Okay, okay, okay. That checks out.
Thank god. This guy solided.
Chatted it.
I'm gonna rewind this.
If you don't hear him, go...
Quits each.
As soon as you heard that, you should be aiming at the floorboards.
as soon as you heard that you should be aiming at the floorboards.
No ifs ands or buts about it.
So, T'Chonka, let's get you a new hobby, um...
Honestly, by this weekend, gaming is not for you.
What the fuck are you doing, bro?
Even if you walk through your T'Chonka fire,
it's gonna do five damage a second.
Horrible clip.
I am not the hog rider from Clash Royale.
Just because I have a fucking mohawk,
does not mean I'm the hog rider from Clash!
Come on guys, seriously, this is bullshit!
Every time I get a haircut, last time I heard Kimmich, Kimmich, Kimmich for a goddamn month.
This time, it's hog rider, bro.
Can you guys stop calling me a fucking hog rider, please?
High-fives, yo, high-fives, high-fives, I will take you off of this PC at the speed of light.
High-fives, all I gotta do is close out any desk.
Want me to do that right now, you little shit?
exactly cut it out stop what are you doing bro genuinely butter
yeah okay no no no get off get off no no have eyes you want to fuck around what
now what now have ice what now I closed out of any desk what now you little
shit what now good drone work whoa this guy's solid he saw the guy on the
drone didn't read ping didn't even yellow ping stayed cool calm collected
immediately got off the drone and scoped in. Oh my god he has a champion charm. I
knew this guy was a gamer. This guy's potential. You lost Dora. Why are you
aiming at crouch level? Why are you aiming at crouch level? I'm not in
love with it. You handle that situation poorly. You handle that
situation very poorly. Not in love with how you handle that brother. Not
I'm not in love with how you handled that.
Horrible rain, terrible rain, terrible rain.
Mirioca rain, Mirioca rain.
He's on the rotation ult to the right.
On the rotation ult to the right.
Okay, so you're in a 1v2 scenario
with eight seconds on the clock.
You have two smoke grenades
and you have to plant the diffuser.
Yep, this is virtually unwinnable
unless they both peek you.
He's gonna plant inside the smoke.
They can't see him, they can't see him.
I can't see.
He just cooked.
He just cooked.
He just cooked.
Oh my, oh my God.
I'm giving you, I'm giving you best of the day
for composure.
Best clip of the day for, oh dear God.
The mic piece is inside his nostril
and he has a Fortnite llama shirt on.
Buddy, good job though, Buddy.
You did well.
I'm proud of you.
I'm proud of you.
Nope guys, not freeing high-vives.
He'll get another shot at any desk tomorrow.
I'm not doing this shit, bro.
He's flipping me sideways, bro.
No, no!
We are reacting to set it up shortly.
Guys, oh God.
I, when was the last time we reacted to set ups?
Like, actually, bro.
How long has it actually been?
When was the last time we actually reacted to set it up?
It's probably been like fucking,
what, 10 months, bro?
Next year by the day.
Wait, I'm sorry.
What?
edited this. I'm about to crash bro. Vyze carries your streams and you take his
any desk? Wow you guys actually want High Vyze to get back in any desk this
bad huh? So you guys wait you guys enjoy when High Vyze stretches my face
across the screen. That's what you guys enjoy? Yes yes you enjoy that. Yes
Yes, yes, yes, hell yes, yes.
Oh my God.
Okay, High-Vise here.
High-Vise, request any desk right now, let's go.
We're getting him back in any desk.
Yep, yep, all right, chat.
This is your guy's stream, bro.
High-Vise, request any desk right now, get back in.
Look at High-Vise's stream.
He's back in any desk.
Get in a bomb, make your way to its location
and defuse it.
Yo, High-Vise, I'm genuinely gonna lose it, bro.
I'm actually gonna fucking lose it.
I'm genuinely gonna lose it.
Respectfully, sir, if you don't mind me asking,
why the fuck are you not droning?
It's three to one match point.
Game on the line.
And you're rushing in.
There's no barbed wire.
Oh my God, these guys are idiots.
There's no barbed wire on white stairs.
He's gonna make the play.
He's literally gonna make the black.
Got a name.
Very good name.
Okay, this guy kind of aims at penis level,
but it's interesting, I guess.
And I make about it, just walked up the white staircase.
Yep, to the left now, to the left.
Yep, right there.
Literally right there.
I bet my life on it.
Oh, he went through the rotate.
Close left of this rotate.
If I, oh, he's right there.
You're in copper three.
I don't really, what do you want me to rate this, bro?
You're in copper three.
What am I supposed to say?
You're in copper three, dude, I don't-
I'm not really sure what I should say here.
Decent name, I don't know.
Oh, it's a two out of ten clip.
It's a dumpster fire.
This guy, it's the same fucking kid.
I've watched- yo, this kid right here finds a way to promote his TikTok in any way possible.
Any fucking way.
It's that same kid, bro.
I swear to god
React react. All right, Mitchell. I got you UK 25
Yo, yo, I'm gonna let me let me explain this
NBA 2k 25 hasn't been good
Since I had a one inch penis, okay, and now it's three you know what I'm saying
Bro, NPA hasn't been good since before I hit puberty, bro.
And yes, I was a late bloomer.
I didn't hit puberty until I was 17 years old, chat, 17.
Who in the chat can retweet that?
I know there's somebody in this chat.
Come on.
Dude, I was a late bloomer, bro.
Who can retweet that?
Me.
Look, where are the late high-fives?
What is this camera?
High-fives, can you fix this, bro?
What is this camera, high-fives?
What is this?
Fix this now!
I mean, I'm in a door frame right here, bro.
I'm peeking into a-
High-vives, how the fuck is spinning it gonna fix it, you fucking dumbass?
Nope! Not right! That's not correct, High-vives!
Flip it the other way, dude!
Flip it the proper direction!
Now turn it.
High-vives, now turn it.
Now turn it.
Turn it.
Turn it.
High-vives turn stop stop no no back this way the clock wise clock wise high-vives turn nope nope
You're over turning it high-vives stay in the middle here, dude
Turn it that stops. Are you a dumbass or what?
High-vives turn it the other direction
Little more. Oh my this guy's a fucking this guy's a fucking idiot
there there there you go thank you high-five my fuck fix it fix it now thank
you thank you high-fives thank you thank you so much okay now back to what I was
saying who in this chat didn't hit puberty till they were 17 who in this
chat is a late bloomer bro chat I did not hit puberty till I was 17 bro I had
smallest dick in the planet bro I'm not making this shit up dude I was like a
frail like bro y'all seen my freshman year golf pictures when you guys doxed
me bro I'm literally like dude I had the tiniest dick ever I hit puberty when I
was 11 bro what still do bro I don't have a I don't have a small dick
any more guys it's like average size it's a militant era this kid's weird wow
you guys act I hit puberty at six said tip it bro are you serious three is not
average I didn't say okay all right back to the worst gaming franchise of all
time NBA 2k and you want to know what's fucking funny I still bought this
shit. At this point, bro, I'm buying 2k just to give them money. I bought NBA 2k 25 and I have not
even loaded up the game yet. I basically just donate them money at this point. I'm alright,
so your point guard has the ball handling of Brian Scalabrini after retirement. And then you shot
a contested wing three. The odds of this three-pointer going in are six percent. Bro,
that guy is literally like all over you nice shot dumbass you guys are terrible
I already know you guys have like a 30% win percentage I can just I would bet my
life wanted it horrible shot wide open just no release timing okay that's
borderline sexual harassment your dick just entered his jaw that is borderline
Unsexual harassment. Oh my God. Oh my God. Wow. Who's that? Who is that? Who's that?
You. You. You. Okay. Guys. One. I'm not 50. Two. I don't have a receding hairline. Three.
I'm. I'm a late bloomer. Hog rider. Look at this kid. He just called me a hog rider
for no reason.
Like, what are y'all talking about?
Next game of the day.
Very solid aim.
Okay, let me talk about what I love right now.
Okay, your aim was very good.
You got a refrag.
Getting refrags is very important.
As soon as your teammate dies, you need to use that 1-2 second window as an opportunity
to refrag.
The reason why I called it a 1-2 second window is normally because a player is going
to be reloading and it gives them less time to reposition from their bullets.
Very good, that's a good refrag.
The next thing you did that I really liked, you pinged the diffuser.
I know that you're probably solo acuing so you don't have callouts.
So you pinged the diffuser, so now all three of your teammates that are still alive know
where the diffuser is they know to fall back.
There's no reason to defend the objective when the diffuser is knocked.
Never ever a reason, never.
Who said, Chance Geeks just said, I need you in my clash royale battle.
I'm not a hog rider, you dumbass!
I'm Jinxie!
Yeah, horrible name.
I don't- horrible name.
I don't really know what else.
Thank you.
You recovered there.
That's a recovery shot.
Enemy combatted is running up the red staircase.
I just heard the carpet crumbling.
Red stairs.
I guarantee you in the next 5 to 7 seconds there will be an enemy combatted at the top
of the red staircase.
I guarantee it.
I guarantee it.
You're walking away from him, all right?
There's an enemy there also.
I believe that, nice.
Decent name, now red staircase.
Remember, the top of the red staircase, remember that.
Yes, an enemy combatant is going to walk up the staircase on everything I love.
What did I say though?
I mean like, bro, what did I fucking say?
Enemy combatant is now walking up this staircase.
If you don't hear the, I'm gonna rewind.
If you do not hear this sound cue, get off of Rainbow Six Seas.
This game is too much for your little brain.
If you don't hear this.
Ready?
Ready?
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
If you didn't hear that right there, genuinely find a new game.
This game is too much for you.
Enemy Combat is walking up that main staircase in the next two seconds.
He's up the staircase.
But like, again, does this come with a cost?
Yes.
I have some of the worst acne in North America.
I have a receding hairline and my stress levels are high every single day.
I also have crippling depression from Tom Plancy's Rainbow Six Siege, but I will hear every time an enemy walks up a staircase.
This game will give you crippling depression.
100% percent. You guys are camping the diffuser. This is good Siege.
You guys gave up the objective because you have the diffuser in this hallway. This is how you play Siege.
Why did he jump?
Why did he just jump right there?
This motherfucker just hit a vertical leap at the NFL Combine.
What the fuck was that?
Very good clip, bro.
Awesome. Very nice.
Very nice. Very nice.
Very awesome.
Next clip of the day.
We're not doing Ta chains.
We're not doing that shit.
Who started this, by the way?
Who started this shit?
Because around a month ago, my chat
just started typing Ta randomly.
And there it is. There it is right there.
Can you guys stop?
deciding if you're good or not I'm still deciding if you're good or not right
right he heard it he did hear it okay you're good holy shit okay you're good
wow you're good you're good you're very good 8.6 out of 10
Anyone that says that, I'm Batman now.
Jadies and lentilmen, I'm bet.
High-vives, as God is-
Hold on.
As God is my witness, High-vives, this will be your last day moderating if you don't mother.
Fucking camera, High-vives.
Fix the goddamn thing.
Never went to Bohemian Grove.
I was not vaping at the age of four.
How did you find that picture?
Yo, that's the first time I've seen that picture.
I mean, there's gotta be some,
yo, did you guys all box me or something?
Where are you finding this shit?
Cause I haven't seen that picture.
Wait, do you guys wanna see?
Hold on, I actually can show you guys
good baby pictures of me.
Dude, my mom?
Shout out to my mom, dog.
Dude, look, Nicholas, birth to six months.
Guys, this is me when I was a, um, jit.
You guys want to see some baby pictures?
These are real non-edited baby pictures of me without vapes hanging out of my mouth.
Here, I want to make sure I don't show anything like, here, hold on.
Okay, hold on, I'm still looking.
Oh my God, there's my penis.
Oh God.
Um, okay.
Okay, guys, ready?
This is me as a little baby boy.
Guys, this is me as a little baby boy.
I was 12 pounds.
My mom's so cute. Nick at night.
Well, actually he had his days and nights mixed up.
Pretty good for the first three months.
Chat, that's me, bro. Look at me, chat.
That is me, chat.
Who is to- would, would, would, smash.
I was three months.
You should be in jail for typing that.
You should be- what do you mean, prime?
prime jinksy prime junk out you guys will do anything but say I'm in my prime
bro let me see if I can find a couple more baby pictures let me see if I can
find a couple more baby pictures dude I'm actually kind of cute ready
Nicholas at three months old Nicholas having his first rice cereal to help
him sleep look at me chatter rice cereal chatter let me know what the hell that
That is cutie.
Ew, ugly baby.
Really, guys?
Ew, ew, ugly baby.
Before the gooning.
Yeah.
Before the gooning.
Joke's on you, brother.
I'm one month into semen retention, and I can kick through a goddamn wall right now.
Back into the clips.
We're reacting to set-ups in 10 minutes.
10 minutes.
Not cap, not cap.
Good name.
This kid's decent.
This kid's very decent.
You guys play in like silent library where the fucking enemies at enemy combat is flanking the red staircase
You didn't even wait. He heard it. He heard the Frank
This kid's decent this kid's decent this kid is okay. Very solid clip
I'm not even trolling wrote solid clip chat. Y'all want on reacting to set it up right now
High-fives play graffiti NBA young boy YouTube music video. Y'all want reacting to set it up right now?
Y'all want reacting to set it up right now? High-fives play graffiti NBA young boy music video.
He's asleep. Are you shitting me? You're sleeping on the job you little sack of shit.
you're sleeping on the fucking job this has got to be a fucking prank that'll
wake him up what type of brain there you go what type of brain rot is this he has
subway surfers and soap cutting you're just being weird now okay hi guys can you
put on graffiti NBA Youngboy music video
chat watch this ready how about it's gonna do it high-fives can you put it
on graffiti and be a young boy music video chat am I the laziest streamer
in North America yes or no and be honest I'm kind of consistent bro like y'all
can't dude y'all can't really hate bro yes on earth laziest streamer on earth
are you serious bro chat this is the best music video ever chat this music
video goes so fucking hard watch this shit oh I love this song hold on hold on
I really want to make a vision bet job this music video go talk
On the phone dropping the prices, you know that they on soon as we get it, you know that it's gone
I swear that we've been at it so long
I'm gonna ask for something I've never known
You tell me how you shit in that, I come home, I ran and take a beer, time I'm gone
For Christmas, I'm gonna buy you a home
God, he's so good, bro. He's so fucking good.
Okay!
Are we ready to react to setups?
Yo, more clips or react to setups?
Because we are gaming tonight. We are gaming tonight, and then I think late night I'll do YouTube reacts.
We are gaming tonight though. We are gaming tonight. Clips are set-ups. Let's pull it.
Where do y'all stand in the pool? Let's pull it. Let's pull it. Michael with the
five gifted. W Michael in the goddamn chat. God damn it. Michael they give it the
five gifted. He gifted five again. W 10 gifted from Michael. Catch, they give it
the prime sub. Catch. Ash, they give it to your water. Crumple, they give it to your water.
Boots, they give it to your water. Bra, Momento, they give it to your water.
EXP think of it as much as you can see it.
Wow y'all want setups? Okay interesting.
Y'all want setups? Okay, okay.
Alright guys, are you guys ready for some setups?
Fuck you.
Why don't you play the game for once instead of wasting everyone's time?
Yo, X Sage FN.
You have FN in your name, dude.
I have nothing else to say, bro.
You like Fortnite so much, you put it in your fucking name.
We are gaming tonight.
I already told you we're gaming tonight.
Start from bottom to top.
Coffee, don't tell me what to do.
You're an idiot, coffee.
Get the fuck on the game.
Guys, we are playing tonight.
Yes, we are gaming tonight.
Cold with the five gifted.
W cold in the goddamn chat.
Cold with the five gifted.
All right, guys.
Y'all ready to go?
Y'all ready to go?
Y'all ready to go?
Alright now we haven't reacted as sa-
Oh my god.
CAPTAIN!
Captain with a 25 gift and W captain in the goddamn chat-
Alright. High-fives, are we good to go?
High-fives, take me to the uh, set-ups.
Take me to the set-ups high-fives.
Cause I don't really-
I don't wanna load up Discord and then see a 9 inch penis.
So high-fives, take me to the set-ups.
Cause Discord is a little fucking crazy.
Also guys join our Discord server, we're almost at 200,000 members.
Join our Discord server, exclamation mark Discord.
Exclamation mark discord
Exclamation mark discord jinxing your audio is glitched. No, it's not
Okay, have eyes. This is it. This is it. This is it. All right y'all ready
I'll make sure I have like my head set it in. All right. I think we're good to go
Reacting to viewers setups. We have not done this
In like 10 months
you
You're playing rust dude
That is absolutely disgusting
That is absolutely disgusting. Ban this guy. What's his name? Tyke? Tyke, you're banned just for playing rust.
I played that game for 30 minutes and never wanted to play video games again.
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. This might be best setup of the day.
Oh my God, he has the Millennium Falcon in the top right.
He has the Millennium Falcon LEGO set in the top right. Wow.
Now what's the point of having two monitors on top of each other?
Do you want to like have like neck pain for the next 10 years? What the fuck's the point of that?
Very cool though. I like the LED lights. I like everything about this setup frag really good set up buddy
9 out of 10 best setup of the day wins $500
Are you in a underground bunker or a jail cell?
This guy's playing Rainbow Six Siege in a fucking jail cell
Where the fuck are you?
He has a pli- This guy's actually in a jail cell right now.
Three out of ten.
Next out of the day.
Okay, he has like this for like stea- Steering or like racing games?
I don't know.
It's kind of boring.
Five out of ten.
It's not bad.
It's a cute setup.
Next out of the day coming in from Zayn, okay he has Discord on his left, R6 in the middle,
he's a PC gamer, sorry about that.
I mean it's solid.
Chat, what do we give this one, 7 out of 10 chat?
What do y'all think?
Chat, what do y'all think?
7 out of 10?
What do y'all think?
3, 6?
Next out of the day, you're playing 2k, 4 out of 10?
Just for 2k, honestly.
because you're playing 2k it's 4 out of 10 also are you in the wing of a plane
right now this mother you're playing geometry dash dude guys some of your
guys you guys some of you guys have some of the weirdest game selections I've
ever seen geometry dash are you shitting me bro why is there a voice chat
called Jinx is fat okay I think this guy ripped this one right off Google nice
Good set it up here. I don't really know a game. He's but I'm not even sure why I have to establish this as a ground rule
But I do not want to see your guys's feet
I'm not even I'm not even sure why I have to establish this as a ground rule
But I do not want to see your guys's feet. Thank you
It's reacting to viewers setups not viewers feet
Okay, is this guy in
Wait, he's playing on a ps4
Who still plays on a ps4 in here?
Chad who still plays on a PS4? Winner. Winner. Really guys? That many of y'all?
That many of y'all use PS4? For one, for one, you didn't even remove the search
the search engine. For two, you sent three different setups that are all
directly ripped straight straight from Google. Are you guys even gonna try? I
I mean if you like getting Annie's flexing there's no way
There's no way this guy just did a fucking money stack in the center of his desk
He used rating setups as a way of flexing. That's actually insane
But yeah, other than the 24-7 flashbang in the top left. It's not that bad. It's pretty good
Next out of the day. Wow
Very spiffy
That's the widest monitor ever dude. Could you imagine dooning on that fucking monitor? Wow
You can get the fucking cameraman in those shots. That's a fucking
That's a goon monitor again though. I'm one month at a semen retention. I don't goon, but still just an observation
Next up is mr. Chew. I can't even see his setup. It
Looks like a dumpster fire though
Next out of the day. Oh my god. Oh
my god
Guys, I don't want to see that picture guys. That was a different time in my life. Okay
Okay, there's a lot going on here. It kind of looks like you're in a hotel room.
He's eating grapes, very good, very healthy. I like that a lot.
Um, double monitor set up, decent lighting. Eight out of ten.
Do you expect to win? Do you expect to win with this set up? Tell me now.
Tell me right now winner winner
Winner are you guys serious?
Buy him a new monitor. Don't be weird
Winner winner. Where the fuck are you?
Holy shit guys
What the fuck are these setups guys?
What am I watching?
Okay, I think this guy's the horniest person ever
This guy has two goon monitors a gaming monitor and then a fourth monitor
This is just overkill bro. This is literally just overkill eight out of ten though. Oh
my
Who sent this?
Who set it up is this bro?
Get this guy removed from the sir who sent this shit
That is the most terrifying setup I've ever seen
Can I go one fucking stream one stream without seeing a seven just one goddamn time
One fucking stream without seeing a seven. Did he just make a middle finger with Thanos's?
And is he wearing a sock six out of ten, I guess it's not it's not horrible
Guys, I don't know who wins guy. I really don't
Um, that's solid eight out of ten. He's a demon slayer enjoyer. I like that. I mean what do you sell dope out of this place?
Or what what the?
This guy's in the fucking trap. I mean bro. I don't even
How do you play rainbow six siege on this setup?
Very nice. Now here we go
This is a good setup. These are the types of set ups that could win
9.3 out of ten very solid very solid setup.
I want taking this serious
anybody
Does anybody actually want to win?
Severely added it. That's not my headset that I
Mean, this is just insane
four out of ten
Okay, kind of a wooden vibe
You know five out of ten very basic. I don't oh my
Guys, what do I say?
Winner
Winner are you guys fucking serious?
In what universe is this a winner? In what planet is this a winner?
That is an on you that is a dangerous setup. That's not even safe
Whoa, whoa, this is clean
Oilers fan as well chat aren't the oilers like the best don't they have a Connor McDavid?
Bro solid set up. I heard Connor McDavid's like a fucking beast
Seven out of ten. I fuck with no actually nine out of ten. I fuck with the setup. The setup is very cozy very cozy
I don't mind it. He takes care of it six out of ten
Maybe a keyboard upgrade would be good because this keyboard is missing a key right here
But honestly it's solid. It gets the job done. Why is your mic behind your monitor? Are you trying to?
Record the monitor's voice. Oh
He's a fellow candle guy, bro. I'm a big candle guy
Dude y'all want to see what sense I'm rocking with? Here look at this. So chat
right now like this week I've been rocking vanilla honey and wild rose both
smell great I'm a big I'm a big candle guy I'm a big scent guy I'm a big scent
guy you know what I'm saying? Chat are y'all candle guys also? No one cares
don't care boring acne scent I don't care shut the fuck up wins fan mail didn't
ask I don't care I don't care zesty fuck you Wow are you guys serious no like
are you guys genuinely serious love candles there we go a Ben Ben see thank
Thank you, bro.
Love you, love you, Ben.
Diddy fuck, what?
Man, I love you, man.
Thank you, brother.
Wow.
Very, very, very nice setup.
Three monitors.
He's got a ring light top left.
He's got two hats, soundproof panels behind.
He's a Titans fan.
Oh God.
He's a Titans fan?
I forgot Titan's fans existed.
W wallpaper, W background, and yeah, the Titan's fan thing I can't really overlook though.
Bro, you cheer for the Titan's.
You suit up every Sunday and cheer for the Titan's.
Golly, you lost a full fucking point right there.
Okay.
Double monitor set up, he's got discord on the right.
Ugh, PlayStation player.
Ugh.
I'm not a fan, not a fan, wow, this might be set up for the day.
Good LED lights, perfect monitor for gooning.
I have never seen a better gooning monitor than that.
On top of that he's got another monitor on the left, he has a nice mouse pad, nice keyboard
with LED lights, he's got a nice PC.
That is a 9 out of 10.
Okay, I think this guy just moved in.
He probably just moved in, but this is solid.
Cozy carpet, nice window, get the window outlook view.
Very solid.
Seven out of 10 here.
What, what is, what the fuck is that?
They're going to be winner and ban them now.
That's not a winner.
Just ban that guy, just completely ban that guy.
Ban him now too.
Winner, winner.
Are you guys fucking idiots, bro?
That is the most terrifying set up I've ever seen.
I'm about, hey, I'm gonna end this segment quickly.
If you guys don't start taking this shit seriously,
I'm gonna end this segment quickly.
I'm going to, bro.
What is on my screen right now?
I got his breath!
Oh, for like a quarter of a second,
I thought he was planting a bomb.
How did he do this?
How did he manage to do this?
How the fuck did he manage to do this?
oh my god yep all right we're about to wrap this up guys where are like the
this guy's on border like literally this guy is in a rainbow six siege map you
are literally playing rainbow six siege in a rainbow six siege map dude what the
actual fuck is happening here cool cozy I like it seven out of ten wow Naruto
enjoyer we don't need to see your feet we don't need to see your feet Naruto
enjoyer I too will be a splendid ninja even if I do not have genjutsu or
ninjutsu god I need to rewatch Naruto we're done we're fucking done we're done
with set it up right here this is it you are gaming in a fucking pizza box
yep that's it no we're done we're done we're done we're done with set it
We're done with setups. Nope, that's that's winner. Nobody won. That was a joke. Jinxie, scroll to the bottom.
For what? Scroll to the bottom for the winners? What, did I have eyes like pick out the winners or something?
I'm at the bottom. This guy sent this in as a setup. Don't do it.
There's prop bro if I scroll to the bottom of this discord there's probably gonna be a penis
There's probably going to be a penis guys
But probably I mean definitely going to be a penis down there
Alright now it's time to game now
We're doing a challenge today
We haven't done one of these challenges in like ten months, but we are doing a check coffee
Of course, it's fucking coffee
Of course, yo coffee
Ask yourself this when you wake up in the morning coffee. Why am I a jinksy moderator?
Genuinely, what do you do coffee? What do you produce other than bullshit?
What do you do in this channel coffee? Tell me now coffee?
What do you actually do other than bullshit? Tell me right now.
Come on coffee. I'm waiting for your response.
Best mod. Don't you dare, Mike. Don't you dare, Mike.
W coffee. Okay. Of course. Look, high-fives is a fan.
Give coffee your channel. Nope not giving coffee the channel fuck. No
All right
We're gaming now
High-fives. I need three golds. Okay
Today we are doing a challenge
Can one champion beat three golds in Tom Clancy's rainbow six-heat the challenge
You guys fuck with the challenge series a lot
We haven't done a challenge like this in probably ten months
I'd say tomorrow me and stop it are doing like a really really really sick one y'all will see that but um
Yeah, we haven't done one of these challenges in a while
So if you are gold not copper not bronze not silver not black if you are gold type your gamer tag
In the twitch chat right now. Hi guys is going to select three of you guys to get into this lobby
Hi guys, do you want to text me gamer tags?
That might be easier if you text me gamer tags high-fives
That might be easier. What do you want to do Jair Bear? And I just ripped my mic out of it's fucking headset piece.
Hi guys, what do you want to do? Chat, if you're gold type your gamer type and switch chat. Hi guys, text me.
Do a, oh, tick tock's glitched. Alright guys, let me know, let me know, let me know, let me know.
Junk Tua on that thing. Let me know, hi guys, let me know. Hi guys, do you want to text me or do you want me to invite you to the party?
How have y'all been doing, bro?
Oh, he sent me an image.
Okay, he's texting me.
Okay.
Chat, how have y'all been doing?
On a scale of one through 10, how good is your day going right now?
On a scale of one through...
I hate you.
Pretty bad, actually.
Phase, what's going on, man?
Hock-tua on you.
Okay.
Good.
And you guys, I'm doing good.
Doing good.
good and you guys I'm doing good doing great man single as a Pringle hashtag
floating the fuck kill shot oh he's typing his gamer tag there's no way your
gamer tag is Jinxies chode I refuse to believe that that's a real gamer tag if
you're a gamer tag is actually Jinxies chode I'm done at this point you spent
$10 on a personal insult really dude really bro are you fucking serious
bro I can't now like I actually can't there's no fucking way I hate you I mean
guys come on guys you look like a hog rider and then these aren't even these
aren't even productive messages right now these are not productive messages Bush I
invited you Bush dog I invited you out guys if you want to get in this type of
game attack in the chat type of game attack in the chat if you're gold if
If you're gold, only if you're gold, only if you're gold, only if you're gold, only if
you're gold.
Remember, I gave you my all, my all, my all, guys, who thinks I can beat this challenge
tonight?
Type me in the chat if you believe I can beat this challenge, not me in the chat if you
don't.
Me in the chat if you think I can beat this challenge, not me in the chat if you
don't.
Alex, what's good, baby?
Oh, hold on.
Okay.
Bush joined, Alex joined.
Super.
Join it up.
Super.
What is good my brother?
Okay, so let me-
Yeah, what's good?
Hey, first off, nice to meet you guys, man.
Absolutely beautiful to meet y'all.
How is y'all's day going right now?
Um, amazing.
I'm beautiful that I'm in now, brother.
Okay.
Yes, bro.
Holy shit, I'm shaking, holy fuck.
Fantabulous.
Okay, hold on one sec.
Okay, so are you guys familiar with how this works?
Or do you want me to explain?
You need to explain that's fine
Yeah, explain to start off fucking good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. There's gonna be three of you one of me
You guys are all collectively gold and I'm going to try to see if I can beat three golds
It'll be a custom game whatever map you guys want to be honest
Whatever map y'all are comfortable with so whatever map y'all want I
Mean I would say organ but like now do organ
I walk the chat what map should I do realistically to what map should I do?
What do y'all think?
What do y'all think? What do y'all think? What do y'all think?
Lair no you ban any kid that just said lair you're a fucking creep if you said lair
Bro respectfully you're a creep if you just said lair you want me to play lair
Oregon lair coast someone said water
Port thank you for this your water tan man. Thank you for this your water muddy. Thank you for the prime
Pbj. Thank you for the prime. All right, bro. Some of you guys are funny. I'm not even gonna lie jinx. I love you
Joe, I love you. Thank you for this your one my brother man
Thank you Joe
You're only winning on organ bro. I kind of disagree. I'm not even trolling bro
I think organ is my highest chance of losing because bro. You gotta think they're golds, bro
They're not do they're not gonna know what to do on it bro keep my it's not the golds their viewers
So they watch me play they watch me play
This would be crazy if I won. I'm not even trolling
This would actually be crazy if I won
Clubhouse you 7-0 at diddy's room
They watch you play organ exactly see this guy's cooking pocket penguins cooking because bro
They've seen me play organ, so they might know what I do. I want to win brush. I do club
Yo Alex I join up if you can Alex
Yes, sir. Gotcha out back play yacht then they will stream snipe. I doubt they'd stream snipe
One gold verse three gods. Yo, you're not funny flavor. I'm a champ bro like
Good God some of you guys mad
Okay chat saying club water
mmm
Chat I kind of want to do on a 1v3
3. Bro, I kind of want to do like villa. Is that silly? Or I could do your chat. Let's
think. Let's actually think. Okay. Everybody lock in. There's three goals. All right. Everybody
lock in. There's one champ. And you guys are going to say, I'm a champ, bro. Get off
my respectfully get off my dick. There's one champ, three goals. If I take them to
Oregon they're probably gonna know my strategies and my techniques if I take
them to club there's a good chance I can win what do you guys think house now
bro I'm thinking board a club maybe cafe bro let's do cafe I think I could do
good on this map all right now one champion versus three golds okay let me
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One champion versus three golds.
It's going to be difficult.
I know it's going to be difficult,
but I think I can get it done.
I'm locked and loaded.
I'm ready to go.
I know it's going to be difficult,
but I think I can get it done.
This game goes to eight.
We're on Cafeter's to Yavsky.
and let's meet the goals probably okay so we're playing like i want to check
his stream but then i'd be shrooms living nice yeah i have my shrooms i can look at
chat bro everyone i need i need people in his
chat to come to me bro i'm so promoting the fuck out of this
bro yes okay we have a fellow streamer in the
lobby here that is interesting
He's gonna run
Stupid fucking cap shot wait hold on. He just said jackaled as a copper band and he's a gold
Bro, that is like some none and a hot on back. Wait, we actually wait. What what do I ban? Oh?
I don't want them to crush shields. Should I just say gentlemen's agreement no shields?
Yo, yo gentlemen gentlemen's agreement no shields are y'all down gentlemen's agreement. That's cool
audio yes sir no problem out at all
thank you she got a vacuate for Jinjiki
keep the profile real quick what do you
think wait whose profile picture
which one alex alex alex yeah people all
of them people all of them looky
we've gone to the pool support ahead
and so
all right let's go hey good luck guys
good luck walking how can i box richie
How can I box your cheese?
Bro.
Oh, what?
Okay, lock in.
Chat, everybody lock in.
Everybody lock in.
Okay.
What should I go?
What an op?
What an op is good in a 1v3?
Something with a lot of drones is good,
but I do want to have heals if I take damage from one of them.
If I take a lot of damage,
I'm going to be able to heal myself up.
I think Think Out'n'Gee might be the play.
We're going to try a bunch of operators,
but let's see how Think Out'n'Gee does.
I'm not that good with the gun?
That's the thing. I'm not that good with think-out-of-MG
But I do like the fact that I have 100 bullets and I do like the fact that I have feels. I kind of like this right now.
Oh my god.
Okay, castle shotgun. They have a castle. They have barbed wire on white stairs.
Ooh, I don't really know what I should push. If there's barbed wire on white stairs, I don't really know what I should push.
Okay, they went cocktail lounge in the bar.
Okay, the key to winning any 1v3 against any rank is understanding to work pics slowly.
I got to work pics very slowly, I don't want to like rush.
I want to find windows of opportunity for easy kills and then get the kill while I can.
This right here, no hold on.
This right here is a...
Ooh, that's not good.
Actually, what about it?
If I were to start a wall banging that window,
there's somebody right here, there's some holes.
That's me, that's me, that's me.
El Bozo, slammed, slammed, washed, washed.
Bad name, hosed, slammed.
Ha ha ha, you're so bad.
Lock in, ass, so you're in copper.
Wait, I'm on attack for...
I'm on attack for eight rounds?
Is that correct?
Did I mess up the settings? No. Oh, the settings are good? Y'all said no? The settings are good?
Not an excuse. No excuses. No excuses. No excuses in this house. No excuses. Oh my god. Holy crap, that ring.
I saw a Valkyrie, I saw a Castle, I saw a Dock, I saw a Valkyrie, I saw a Castle, I saw a Dock, that's easy, Ash is going to be the play if this kid keeps running Castle, I don't need to be able to hard reach though, because if I don't hard reach, I'm overthinking, I'm overthinking, I'm overthinking, I'm letting Jack hit him, I've been a frickin reason.
The dick of it everybody knows that anywhere it snows, I'll ski in and they froze
WESTEN!
This is not gonna be easy.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. This is not gonna be easy. This is not gonna be easy.
Okay, on the bright side kind of have to go to this middle site now.
Okay, bro. I think I just go ash. I think I'm overthinking. I gotta just turn my brain off and go ash.
I
Gotta just turn my brain off. I got to turn my brain off. Bro. My aim is fine right now. I'm just selling
L-Map do a B03 I won't need to be a three brother. This is gonna be an easy win. I'm telling you I
Promise you this is gonna be an easy win. I want to see where this kid puts his fucking Valkyrie canvas
See they went that side. Mmm. Not an ideal. I
Guess I could go IQ and just hard counter Valkyrie, but I feel like I'm overthinking at that point. Yo
What was I thinking what was I think I'm the best boss you player in North America what was I thinking
Oh what I'm good at this
I could come back I could come back I know I could I guarantee you I could come back
bro why is he dropping the fucking hatch man are you shitting me right now
why the hell is he dropping the hatch bro they're playing good I'm not gonna
lie they're just anchoring they're like full-on anchoring behind barbed wire I
could not get my good luck and jab we can eat high-fives respectfully get off
my computer bro get off my computer get off we're good we got this come on
Everybody lock in the settings are chopped man. It's fine. It's fine. It's not an excuse
Yeah, maybe I could listen to their cops
Is that cheating technically yeah, like I want to tack to yeah, he said he said no
He's gonna say this is bullshit. Yeah, is that cheating? Yes. He said no shield. So that's why I thought like
They wouldn't have made sense if if unless you didn't mean to do that and he just
I guess he means no flashbang.
So Chad if I have their audio in seating, a bomb must be located at the end of the street.
Yo did you put a proxy on that off?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A proxy on like this doorway and these stairs.
Uh that door is gonna give me, it won't really matter with him.
Uh, if you can put a proxy like, I can't really pick it up.
Yeah we're good, we're good.
I don't know if he's on the way bro.
he doesn't he can't child this angle, bro.
Valkalos, watch like, he's your pal, he's your pal back here.
Where, where?
He might be at white stores.
Oh, he's white.
I just heard him shooting at him. Oh, you can keep him. I got some.
He's shooting at you.
That's hot.
Think if I play it, if I play here, he can't really hit me, I think.
That's a drum.
Nice, nice.
He's ash, he's...
Is this magic?
Did she just muted listening to chat to our party?
I don't know.
Or she had a small muted.
You can see if you can hear me, you look like a fucking hog rider.
Don't push, don't push.
Don't push the hog rider.
Dude, I have piano.
No, no, no.
I got your shifter.
I got your shifter.
I got your wife. I got your wife.
She comes to your wife.
She comes right. I got her.
Holy shit, I see, I see.
Fall back and show them, show them, show them.
Fuck it, he's in, he's in.
Not far ago. I'm walking the fence.
Fuck, um, I can't...
Alright, that's where...
Let me know if he's running towards these double doors.
No, I missed the last...
Two times.
Two times.
I'll just...
How many walks into my left
It's on keeping it's not you think
Mess up red things
You're fucking terrible. There's so many cams. There's so many cams
No
You hit him he's one he's got anyone
Just really, just really, just really chill, just chill, he's got a plant, he's got a plant, just chill.
He's got red pink, he's got red pink, he doesn't even know what he's getting red pink by.
Out of the store planting? Planting? No?
Dude, that was so bad, that was so bad.
Oh my god, listen the cops are cheating, I don't care if this is the end of the world.
No, no! Listen, the cops are not cheating, there's no way I can challenge my people.
Yeah, so what do you mean my judge is cheating?
He's just saying to our fucking comms, bro.
Yeah, yeah, my fault guys my friend.
Wait what?
I don't know.
Bro lock in.
Chad, no I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
You're all making so many photos of this.
Yo, JX, you can hear us bro?
Chad, I guarantee you I come back.
Bro, JX, you are only financial defaster.
Chad, a 1v3 where I can listen to, yo, listen.
I am not cheating technically, bro.
There's three of them, bro.
No, I don't care.
He's not gonna let us win.
There's three of them, bro.
No, because he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he,
he ain't like that.
He ain't like that, JX.
like that jake sheet
Raiders come back of all time starts right now
I cannot do it because I'm getting fucking shafted bro like what am I gonna say? I'm sure worried about getting my stuff
It's tough bro, it's tough!
No please!
I need time, I should have done it.
I should have done it.
I'm sorry, I don't have the pills.
He went through the hole, he just went through the hole.
Oh my god, he's coming.
Oh yo, the guy went through the hole.
He's fucking strong bro, let's go.
He, he, he, he.
Do we reinforce these back walls?
Yeah, watch this.
He's in, he's in this site, he's in here.
I'm in here.
I'm a proxy, I'm not gonna swing if he comes in.
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
He can't shout at me like that, he ain't like that.
Oh shit, he's pushing me out of my mouth.
I just heard a gunshot, he shot him.
He's gonna shoot all of us at her ground.
I don't know, he's shooting at most friends out, though.
I got a proxy on my flag, so let's get rid of him.
He's just done, guys are done, okay.
He's in, he's in.
Or is it from somewhere, I don't know from where.
I can't get so fast!
I can't be gold!
Bro, he's just walking at me.
What do I do? What do I do when they have no brain?
No, on God, golds are impossible to beat.
No, no, no, like genuinely.
Bro, what do I do when they just walk at me?
What do I actually do?
He's walking at me?
Are you sh- I'm turning my sense up.
That's the problem.
I'm cranking my sense up. On dogs, that's the problem.
Bro, I'm just kidding.
He's just walking at me.
bro I'm just kidding he's just walking at me what is that no actually what is
that genuinely what is that I can't be doing this he's gonna kick me back he's
just walking at me bro
I'm not chatting but I'm not reading it because I guarantee they're gonna be
fucking
I'll put him on but this season so
Get it get it get it draw draw draw
He doesn't know
Yo, we have so many
You see I know you a child of me big bro
You
He's on the window
Yeah, she's got she's got zips. Yes. Yep window window window
No
I don't know I'm not a hundred percent
Yeah
Someone's on
I can play red stairs
No, no, like if he because if he puts it up top I have a malusia on him on me on me
There's a fan
Let him run in. I have to enter your control stores.
I damage him. I damage him. He's going around. He's going around.
Nice.
This kid's a madman, bruh.
He's tough, he's tough.
Where?
Shit, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Shit. Alright, he's tough.
Where's he at?
Um, he's in the...
Yo, get on this BP. Get on the BP. Get on the BP.
Where? Look, you gotta...
Um, go forward, go forward. You're good, you're good.
Yo, get on this BP, bruh. If you're dead.
Bro, you gotta...
It's just how important you got to go forward, man.
You can't just go forward.
He's he ran out he ran out he ran out he ran out okay, okay
Jack
I'm gonna close my check fuck yes
He's
I'm back up.
He's coming.
Come back, season, baby.
Come back, season, baby.
Come on, dude.
Come on, dude.
Everyone's arguing like a chap, bro.
Oh, my god.
I'm not.
Are we on defense this whole time?
Oh, my god.
Is it swap to attack after this?
Jack, don't order defense.
We have any castle for this shit, bro.
Shit.
Shadow, might be three golds, that's the city.
I'm upstairs, bro.
Why don't you just go cast while I'm on the dock?
I don't think you can do that.
No, don't sleep on me, Chad!
Come on!
Don't sleep on me, Chad!
Bro, I can do this, bro.
Come on.
I've damaged him so many times.
I can literally do this, bro.
Took you long enough.
Don't be supportive.
Shadow, I can bring you back, bro.
That's...
That's kind of...
That's his fucking drone, pussy.
This is genuinely fucking brain rot
I was a clean 1v3. I'm not gonna lie. Yo, I'm just gonna sit on this mirror
Wait low-key
Yeah, we need castle cuz that window bro he
Just don't be the one that's just doing it.
No, I'm not.
Yeah, don't be that shit.
He's got all the shit in there.
Yeah, he asked me out of the side.
Yeah, because I like how these fucking windows have holes.
Ash-save routine?
I'm not the one that gets to party, though.
What the fuck?
Someone's gonna say Ash.
I'm not our foreseer, man.
I can't tell.
He's probably Ash again.
He's probably Ash again.
It's the best op plant to get to so much you can.
He's not red.
I should probably play him when you kill, not doc.
Next round.
Yeah, that's fine.
We're a 5-1, but we gotta show him.
We gotta show him.
Yeah, we gotta show him.
Just hatch, just hatch.
Let me know if he goes to red.
No, no, come back up, come back up, come back up.
I don't know, because I'm in the way already.
He dropped Starly.
He dropped Starly.
Shit, oh my god.
Fuck me, man, I'm starling!
Oh my god, I think I'm on defense now.
What are you doing?
What are you challenging?
I don't know what to do, bro. I don't know what to do. I actually don't want to do this is bad, bro
Bro, I didn't think it would be this bad, bro. Jinx
Y'all are good, man. I don't know for a y'all are good, bro
Bro, they think they're good, bro. Someone said go blitz wait, you're right
No, but I said gentlemen's agreement no shields. I said gentlemen's agreement no shields
I didn't even know what off to go, bro
Bro, what if I do like some tech shit like I take site with no matter
Did you bring Barb?
Yeah, I'm in the psychosat.
Bro, you said my mirror shot's not good.
I'm sorry.
No, bro, you guys should...
Just keep saying seven, guys.
Just keep saying seven, nah.
You guys should 100% drop a follow if you're in my chat, bro.
Please, bro.
Let me get a...
What is this?
Yeah, I'm not an affiliate, bro.
But you guys can make me an affiliate if you guys keep watching, bro.
Insertion in five.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
know oh my god I'm gonna play like my life's on the line Jinxie run it back
Oregon now we wanted to count this same result bro I do need to run this back
Oregon different settings you won't even count this one junko seven
I'm not gonna do like this bad bro.
You're pushing bar in JP.
Everyone in chat bro.
You might be pushing bar.
How does this kid know every, like bro how?
You're pushing bar, pushing bar, pushing bar.
Bro, I'm good, I'm good.
Going over here.
Is it out camera meat?
Like what? Yo, this kid goes everything.
Come on, James, he's screaming in the bakery, buddy.
He might go up, he might go up.
Yeah, that's why I hear him up.
he's still not up yet
yeah there's a cam here bro
he's running fast
where's the cam bro
i'm watching this
if he does it i'm laying down
through the field
are you just gonna look for my cam emergency?
i know you're losing your comms
how does he know?
hey oh jayce the chowbie
he's joining you
no that's bullshit
where
Yeah, bro, he told me bitch
Excuse me
Coffee I'm getting shit on
What are these yo, yo, yo, yo run it back organ bro, bro, it's like yo this kid knows where I am all the time
Yo, this I'm banning Valkyrie next game. I swear to God, I'm banning Valkyrie
Bro, this kid knows where I am all the fucking time. Yo, this guy right here is the heart and soul of their organization
This guy is the 2018 LeBron James, bro. I
Don't know what to say, bro
No, run it back on Oregon bro, cuz that's his map. I think I think I can do a different story because he knows
That's a three that's a three hundred percent. This is too quick
This little fucking shit is not a reman!
Fuck!
Like, this is not a competition.
Or we could do like, seven to one to send Richie in here, bro, or something, like, you need help.
No, bro, I do need three with Stompin, bro, that's like...
Or we could do two to one more and get like, Richie in here.
What are you doing with your drones, bro?
He's just leaving his drones in his bag.
Jinxie, you're silent, bro.
Yeah, they're gonna be like, you're silent, Jinxie.
We would be silent, bro.
fucking
Richie are you fucking serious? Oh, yeah
I bet I went organ Richie get out of my
Richie's typing who you traveling
Okay, so it's actually hard ground. I'm not trolling. I'm doing this on organ though
He's not he's obviously a good player, bro, this little
I'm getting shot at you. No as me as me as me as well
I think Jake's a good player obviously, but like bro. He's he cannot come
Can't like that for real
Which one
He's inside. He's inside already. He's just inside inside inside. He's inside. He's in there. He's in there
Shit
Run this shit back on organ with the right settings
I feel like this is unfair, dude.
This is definitely unfair, dude.
This is unfair, bro.
This is unfair, yes, bro.
Bro, I'm going to simulate what I just experienced, OK?
I walk somewhere, super auto hats, like, he's here.
He's here.
He's here.
He's here.
Now he's here.
Now he's here.
He's here.
Then there's three sets of barbed wire, two miluces, a BP.
And then Alex Zilot, the dock player,
is just insta headshotting me every round.
And if those guys are golds, bro, I don't even
Fucking know what to say
We're good lock him. Okay. Okay. Okay. These are the right settings. Let's go
And I'm gonna roll stops on one these are the right settings. I get these fuckers in here. It's a 3d1. What do you expect back?
Bro, I guarantee you listen listen listen. I guarantee you I win if we're on Oregon with a taco dinner will swap on one
Bro defense is easier
Guys, I guarantee you I will win bet your gentle points. Let's go bet your gentle points
Sub Richie and for Jinxie yo guys, I'm better than Richie
Did you guys not see our 1v1? I had him on the brink of like insanity that was 16 to 8
But it's not even a contest bro
I lost because two reasons well the settings were wrong. I was on cafe and I didn't ban balcony
That's why I lost bet your gentle points, bro
Yo watch what fucking happens
All right bet your gentle points. I'll be right back. I'm gonna go pee bet your gentle points. Watch what happens motherfuckers
If I lose this bro GGs
Sweat my testicles off, bro. I'm about to sweat my testicles off
I'm about to sweat my fucking balls off
Everybody lock in. All right redo it redoing the YouTube intro because that was fucking embarrassing
YouTube what is good today today today today today we have a special video for
you we ask ourselves a question today can one champion beat three goals in Tom
Glancy's rainbow six each now I will I will be honest with you this is my
second attempt of this challenge my first attempt the settings were
messed up and I was on a bad map now I'm a lot more confident we lock in okay
gentlemen's agreement no shields I guess it's Deimos right gentlemen's agreement no
shields we can do this one champion versus not one not two but three gold
ranked players this is good it's gonna be a difficult challenge but I just if
If I'm playing high caliber siege, I can get this done.
I can get it done, bro.
I just need to lock in.
Also, dude, my mom got little bites, but they're low sugar little bites.
Haven't tried them.
Little concerning.
Okay, they banned Dokeby and Vigil.
They countered the boss G.
Like that.
Like this.
This is better.
You did before.
This is better.
Richie is a better 5v5 player.
I'm a better than Richie, bro.
Bro, I'm better than him. I'm a better than him.
Yeah, the most important thing is that you become a sludge.
Okay, one champion, three golds, it's up to 8 on the organ.
Let's go.
Low key oil on the front door.
Sky, whatever, we're attack. Let's go.
I'm gonna play Ace.
I'm gonna play Red.
Watch for Spumbeaks.
Oh yeah, that's just gonna be...
We're in the attack.
We're in the attack.
Swap for the bomb.
There's an angle. Watch out for that angle.
We just want to shout it.
Don't get your drone killed.
Don't get your drone killed.
We're passing it.
They're passing it. They want to win.
There's probably any side there.
I will just do downstairs.
Yeah, absolutely.
Lad.
Get ready.
I
Yeah, he's not gonna spongebob. This kid's trash
I have a good camp I have a good camp
No, great camp break in look at my can look at my cam before going in your chair chair chair
All right, here's what here's here's how I'm gonna do
Wait
No, listen, I'm gonna grab it. I'm gonna clear that entire wall
Amazing, acing the main wall.
They are open.
Oh, he's on me, bro.
Push up, mate. Push up, mate. Push up, mate.
Well, you went into the breach. Went into the breach.
I don't have any camps. Throw a drone.
Throw a drone.
Jump through. Jump through.
Good luck. Jump through. Good luck.
Come pick me up. Come pick me up. Come pick me up.
I tried to tell you guys I can do this.
Let's go, baby!
That's what I'm talking about. W's in the chat, man.
I'll be using the chat man. Come on man. Yeah, listen listen ace bro. I don't think we should run a
Just like we don't know that shit cuz I can just you call me trash. You know we do run ace open up that
Yeah, I like it. I like it make sure to reinforce out it
Yeah, I'm working my boots down. These are new work. I was forcing shit cuz you don't have to be here
I'm gonna do a weird castle
Don't look at me bad careful about a stupid fucking
Jinx is weird
We have first hatched yeah, I got shot
But hose across
No
and then it's on trophy nice I can play I can play it here
here I was so fucking ram off the window
come off sound bro I don't know yeah yeah
yeah but but walk it's not it's rich
up a switch up a truss is no cops the
comms honestly mess me up I feel like
I play worse with the comms on because
like I'm just hearing about some noises
we can't have a normal camera I can't
have a normal camera I cannot have a
normal camera location they can't know
They can't know I haven't got drone yet
Drowned it then failed he joined it then aimed right there like are you kidding me bro? Like are you are you?
Bro, are you fucking pranking me?
It's fine. They got to go down. We're good
Bro, he droned it then aimed right there. Shut up. I'm playing good though. I feel like I'm playing championship football right now
Fuck you
All right
Listen listen make this a competition
Yeah, I don't like how short this
It's one person
I mean, I understand.
Yeah, yeah.
Cause to be fair, it'll be super...
Oh my god, I don't have a shot you in the head.
Holy shit.
It'll be super fucking unfair though.
We had so much time to set up.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, pushing fellow, pushing fellow, pushing fellow.
Shots like him.
Got his cam, got his cam.
Yo, is he confirmed over there on stairs?
Yeah, back there, back there, confirmed.
Oh, he's down already.
Oh my god man! I'm losing my mind!
What is this?
I will end that shit. I will take it.
I'm attracted to the male gender.
There is absolutely, positively no way that was a headshot.
There is no way that was a headshot.
No shot that was a headshot.
Are you trolling me bro?
I got to be getting fucked with bro. I have to be getting fucked with yeah, I've tried it. It's fucking insane
That's actually crazy. You're the area. Wow
One three. It's a close game, bro. It's a close game
Remember it goes to a
Everybody lock in man. I'm actually cooking now
All right, bro, they got to go to the off site. I have to win one
I got a bit bro if I went in attack bro, I feel confident bro. I'm comfy if I went in attack
I'm comfy because I feel like my defenses are clean. I
Feel like if I would an attack. I'm comfy bro not just saying that I really do
two three oh my god
Bro the attacks of the toughest bro the attacks are actually the toughest
I'm not even trolling the attacks are by far the toughest
Cause they can just set up so much different angles and stuff like...
At least with the friends that I can control the tempo of like what gun fights I take.
When I'm on attack they just kinda run at me.
Okay remember, remember, it's not gonna be the downstairs site, it's gonna be the middle floor.
Lock in boys!
You've located a bomb, take your way to its location in the future.
Come on man, I wanna win so bad!
Absolutely shits on me.
Wow, look at this shot.
Absolutely shits on me.
All right, these kids are good. I would say if you guys want me to be honest these guys are like
Pretty good for golds
They know how to aim like at head level consistently because they do that they get a lot of headshots on me
Bryce where to god bro the number one way to like boost your KD and rainbow six each overnight
It's literally just aiming high if you aim high bro. You will get somebody one shot at Chuck kills
They're good, bro. I'm not gonna lie. They're good. They're solid
I think I could win this though. I really do believe
If I choke a defense it might be GGs
But as long as I win all my defenses and swim to attack
I swear bro, everybody always puts this thing in the box
I'm throwing too bro. That's the other fucking thing. I'm the best smoke on this game
I'm the best smoke on this fucking game. We're gonna pull this off. We're literally gonna pull this off
We are literally gonna pull this off three four. They got to go upstairs
I have to win every defense. I can't lose a single offense.
I have to win every defense, then just win two attacks. We can pull this up.
Bro, attacks is the toughest, but I feel most confident on the up top side.
I feel the most confident on the up top side.
I feel like that's my best chance of winning.
The downstairs site that can rat in somebody in three fucking corners, the upstairs site,
they're all just gonna be on default angles and I can shit on them.
Guys, we can fucking do this shit. 3, 4, let's go.
I got a magic click on the roof. I actually got a magic click on the roof. Wow. It feels fucking perfect right now.
I never heard a peep, bro. I mean Chad, I'm sorry. I never heard a peep though.
Like, how is he not making any noise with a fucking free armor?
Bro, I'm telling you I didn't hear a fucking word. I'm not trolling. I did not hear a fucking word.
You needed to win that round not gonna lie. Yeah, you're right. I fucking I actually fucking trolled that bro
I needed that round dead ass
Oh, now mom is shitty ass offside. Oh my god
Oh shit, I sold wow what a fucking troll
Didn't drugs is fucking me dude. I should have just known bro
No, he never made a
Bro, come on Bob.
Bob or had to diffuser.
Ate it a bomb.
You know what to do.
So literally no one's spawned a main gate.
That is the worst timing in human history.
That is the worst timing in human history.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That is the worst timing in human history.
That is quite literally the worst timing of all time.
Any random wall bang headshot at me?
I'm done.
I'm fucking done, bro.
That is the worst timing of all time.
Broke my headset.
I broke my headset.
It's like barely on my fucking head!
Fuck!
No, no, that is the worst.
Bro, that's literally the worst timing of all time.
I'm like, so nobody's spawned main gate?
I'm sitting there for 15 seconds.
As soon as I stand up,
he shoots the camera, then random wall bangs me.
If I win this, this would be the greatest thing ever.
if I somehow fucking won this.
If I, I'm using a fucking HyperX cloud now,
which is like the most putrid fucking headset
on the fucking market.
Look, it's not even linking up.
It won't even fucking sync up.
What do I do when my HyperX cloud doesn't even turn on?
I don't have a headset right now.
It won't turn on.
What do I do?
I'm actually gonna have to use this broken fucking headset.
Wait, it's working, it's working.
Oh my God, yes.
Thank God.
Swing, swing, swing, swing, swing.
I'm gold swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing
It's just bullshit every damn round fucking wall bang headshot
I want nothing more than to come back and win brown can I not have bullshit happen and I can just win
GGGGGGG
Panic sprint the diffuser hit two view minds
That's all I have to do right now is play in the map and just fucking relax.
Literally relax.
Get the shit 4-7 we can bring this back.
All we gotta do is just fucking relax.
There's three Goominds near that diffuser, he's gonna hit all of them.
Oh my god, I'm still in this room.
So how did he dodge four Goominds without shooting a single bullet?
Is this guy in the fucking matrix?
There was four Goominds!
How the fuck?!
Bro, what?!
Okay, boys.
Okay, okay, okay, they got to go to that off site. That off site is not good. They have to go to that off site
lock in
Lock in bro. They have to go to the off site lock in. Oh my god
Bro, I hope they don't do some fucking like antsy fucking spawn peak right now that would be like
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