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Okay, Devin, thank you for the five gifted. Give me your penis Devin, as long as you are
18 plus and consent to it, I would prefer for you to fuck me in the ass Devin. Thank you
for the five gifted. Now, chat. Chat. Oh my god, this is gonna be a fucking train wreck.
Everything's ready.
So, okay.
Let me, let me like actually intro y'all real quick.
So tonight, y'all have wanted this stream for months, man.
You guys have wanted this stream probably three months, I'd say.
We are putting Richie on a 20 verse 120 women are competing for the love of the Italian
stallion.
Richie, New York.
This is going to be interesting, bro.
I honestly don't know how this is going to go.
Okay.
Let's break the fourth wall.
This is going to be a fucking train wreck.
Richie I don't honestly this might be this might be worse than the sketch
E-date seven months ago we're gonna see what happens but if y'all can tell them
the title tonight we are playing the new fears to fathom we played last year's
fears to fathom it was called iron bark look out you guys fucking loved it so I
said fuck it man let's play fears to fathom would very get away tonight
after the day the age probably gonna be like two two and a half hours I
I would say roughly on the high side, three hours,
I doubt it goes.
It'll be like two and a half hours.
That's normally how long they take.
And then, yeah, bro, after that,
we're playing fears of having Woodbury getaway.
People have been DMing me telling me to play this game
because it's like, have a good.
I enjoyed the last one I played,
so I'm fucking locked tonight.
But yeah, probably a cool five-hour stream, maybe six.
So lock in, man, get your pop cord,
get your lubricant, get your pop cord and lock in.
Let's go.
Okay, first things first. I want to hop in a discord call with high-vives then Richie
And see if Richie's ready for tonight because bro this might broke not might this will be a trade rack
Let's get it. Let's go again guys. It's gonna be a long stream
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Um, banger stream plan tonight start start. Hey, keep it in your pants kid. Relax. Relax.
All right. It's eight. Let's go. Um, vice. Let's court. Um, vicey, vice. Let's court.
Oh my God. They're all in here. Wow. Wow. They're all in here. They're all ready to
go. Uh, Jerry, talk to me and let's drag Richie. Wow. They're all in court. They're
ready to go. Yo, Jerry, how are you doing, Jerry bear?
What's up? How are you doing, Jer-bear?
I'm doing fantastic. I dressed up for this, too.
Wait, you dressed up? Let me see.
Yeah, yeah, let me turn on my camera first.
Let me see, let me see, let me see.
Oh, my.
Oh, wait, you're turning on your cam in court?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, let me see. I actually want to see this.
Viz, are you in re-
Viz, you dressed up tonight?
Yeah.
Wow, let me see. Proper.
Um, or is your cam on?
What the fuck?
There's a green screen on it.
Advice, what are you doing?
What?
Bro, there's a, oh there you go.
Wow, you got the flower in the back.
Alright, I'm gonna be honest, I have a bad high-vice.
Fuck this shit out of my ass.
You know, he didn't even react, see?
I told you.
Bro, cause, oh shit, sorry.
No, no, no, high-vice, I'm actually sorry.
Here, can you turn it back on?
I won't say any weird shit, I promise.
Give me that big white dick high-fives. All right now
Let's get Richie in here. Richie should be ready to go
High-fives is so attractive. Okay, let's get Richie in here. Let's go. I want to see if Richie's ready
I am not dirty my camera. Oh wait, vice. Let me do the settings. I need to have it to wear non-video participants are off
Yeah done bad
Okay, I'm gonna have my cam here. He's seven high-fives is 30 bro. What are you talking about?
out. Hey have I was happy belated 30th birthday. I'm sorry I missed that one bro. No but okay
you're not okay have I just you're not old what are you pushing like 25 bro I'm not
out bro. Have I you are out bro respectfully you're on. Respectfully you're on. All right
let's get Richie in here. Where's the man of the hour bro where's should I FaceTiming
Bro, how is Richie late to his
Richie turn on camera turn on camera you need it
Richie are you nervous to be honest, bro?
Am I nervous? Um
No, no, no, you hesitate listen. I've never I I see in my room all day
I play rainbow succeeds and I get shitted on by stomping
I just watched Twitter corn all day and yeah, that's my life. So I don't interact with females. I know I'm gonna see bro
Okay, so again bro, Richie just so we're clear here. You're Dodo
You're looking for a girlfriend tonight, bro, and bro, you never know bro life is a mysterious beautiful thing
Richie you might find a girlfriend tonight, bro. Hey, I could find my future wife, bro
We could fuck around I could find my future wife, bro simple as that
There's no debate in that fuck. Yeah, bro
Yeah, okay, so here's how this is gonna work right just so Richie understands the chat understands
We're gonna do an introduction round. We have 20 girls
We're gonna do an introduction round every girl gets 60 to 90 seconds with the Italian stallion
Richie's gonna rate them one through ten after the introduction round
We're gonna have question rounds the first question round
We're gonna eliminate three girls the second question round
We're gonna make three girls and then we're gonna start limiting two two two until there's two girls left
And then we're gonna have a one-on-one and then Richie is gonna walk out of here with his date
You know, right everybody in the chat good to go. It's everybody in the chat good to go
You are fat
She want me to leave her you know that song
What'd you say Richie?
What got pussy?
Okay, did you see what I did yesterday? Hold on I'm pulling down right now, bro. Okay, I just beat stoppin
I'm literally prime the fuck out right now. Okay, Richie did beat stoppin in a best of one seven to two
Bro, but Richie at the end of the day, bro. It was a best of one
I'm flooding down to be a three. All right. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. All right. Um, okay
Are the rules understood Richie? Do you have your questions prepped?
bro I listen well I got a question okay I'll help you with some questions but
bro this is your e-date Richie he's muted this kid's such a idiot bro Richie I
know your deafened you dumb fuck he's talking to his chat asking them for
questions right now look at this idiot God he's such an idiot wow he's such an
idiot bro you'll have eyes can you force undefined him in the hello hello
Hello, yo, I know what you just did bro. You definitely didn't ask your chapter questions. You're not slick
Exactly listen, I got this shit. I want I don't I will help you with finding the we're finding the future wife tonight
All right, um chat is everybody ready to go. I'm ready to go. Um
How about this the stream good is everything good? Is there any problems? I?
Am I sweating? Why am I sweating? Oh, just get I never sweat. I don't even sweat playing Tornies though
Get comfy get comfy dude. I know you're my fuckable in this fit. Yeah
Dude, Richie, I'm here to okay. I'm muted right now. I'm not gonna help
Yes, yes, yes, yes, okay, Richie the rules are understood. Let me take a quick little piss
Kidding I don't do below quick little piss and I'll be back already done one of those
Is the white shit off my okay quick little piss and I'll be back in 15
Richie are you ready to go talk to have us? I'm taking a quick miss. What's going on Jerry? How you doing, bro?
And then we're ready, bro. We're ready to go. What's going on? Yo, what's good Jerry?
Hey, man, I'm a simple guy. I'm a gentleman, bro. There's no need to disrespect any families out there
Listen, I'm a you know what I wear high-fives. I wear white t-shirts. Come on
What are you wearing right now?
Well, I can't be like more dressed up than you so I'm taking it off
What's the what's like the correct amount of cocaine I could do?
Yo, hi boys, do you think I'm gonna find my future wife tonight, bro? Be honest
Take your shirt off
I don't people I'm gonna take my shirt off fucking horny bastards
Two lines in expresso fuck. I'm gonna get some Starbucks and we're good
I'm poppin some
You know I've been in the gym, bro, you know I've been in the gym now. I'm not gonna take it off though
Hey, hey people in the chat
He people in the chat they have girlfriends. They got mothers watching this they got bro
They have sisters watching this over the age of 18 bro. I think that's gonna be that's gonna be
So
I don't know any of them, bro. Richie. Here's what we're gonna do
Yes, you're meeting all them for the first time. Yes. Yes. Yes, but I will intro is Libby darling this shit
Okay, I will intro you Richie. I'll go so I'll intro you
Fucking idiot. I'll intro that's embarrassing. Oh, no, Richie. I will intro you. Okay
You just gotta like let me like intro you so it's smoother because it's gonna be like I should be like nonchalant
And shit like bro be nonchalant, bro put a stopper, bro, and don't get nervous, bro. Are you ready?
Highlights drag the uh first uh person maybe somebody with their camera on so it's why are you shaking?
But you're good, bro. Yeah, I'm not shaking. You're good. Oh here we go
um
Joe Joe Stasi wait, she's gonna turn on her camera and her mic is muted Joe Stasi your mic is go wait. Oh, oh
Joe Stasi so
Could is there any way you could flip your camera horizontal or am I pushing the envelope here? Am I pushing the button?
You're good. I wouldn't even tweak about it. Okay, so
Joe Stasi, this is Richie. He is
What's going on? He's excited to meet you. What's your name Joe?
My mic's muted
Damn so you watch anime
a little bit yeah how do you say your name again what about I'm a little slow I
got dyslexia just to see just to see right there yeah all right beautiful
beautiful what's that flag in the back America damn all right yeah he's having
a break valid valid I'm from America to exactly where you from what's the you
from Connecticut MCT you guys have got pizza over there I go to New Haven you
over there oh I've been there before yeah valid valid all right uh Jinxie I'm
gonna let it run for 10 seconds hold on sorry the host he's a little uh he's
a little slow I'm letting it run yo Jinxie oh oh sorry technical
difficulties there okay just us just should just us see nice to meet you
Um, and yeah, we will see you in the question round. Okay. Hey, nice meeting you. All right. Nice to meet you
peace
She seemed very kind Richie, are you doing good? Yo relax, bro
You're leaving me out of fucking iceberg, bro. I was like yo dream see you will leave me to rock like a poor bastard
Richie you gotta be more smooth, bro.
More smooth, more smooth.
Listen, I'm warming up right now, bro.
What would you rate your stuff?
Wait, she was 16?
Bro, no.
My god, no.
Don't listen to your chat, dummy.
Fucking chat, bro.
Do not listen to them, bro.
Well, would I rate her in numbers?
Yeah, yeah.
So out of 10, first intro.
You know you haven't really learned that much about her,
but what would you rate her off rip?
One to 10.
She was cool, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
I don't like her name.
Like I can't be in bed calling her that and shit.
Sound like a jerk off saying that but is if we work out a knit we can't we can work on nicknames, bro
We could work on nicknames and shit. Yeah, bro. You could call it a Joe or Stacey
My boy's name is Joe. I know him for fucking 16 years
I'm not young. I'm not calling it Joe. Okay. Okay, so out of ten. What's your rating?
ten um
Shit like a
Like an eight in change. Okay 8.2. Let's call it a point two. You're good point five eight point five
8.2 hey listen I'm a man of high-raden's okay 8.2 is the finalized ranking high-bice
let's get the second girl in here high-bice next up we have a Mariah Mariah
your mic is currently muted and your camera is off take your time though no
rush at all take your time though oh wait perfect awesome sauce okay Richie
this is uh mariah nice to meet you guys or are you mariah how you doing today i'm good how are you
i'm doing wonderful i woke up at like four p.m but i'm i'm good where are you from where am i from
i'm from new york oh i mean i love me right bro i've been your boyfriend is behind her what is uh
i went fairly last month just for oh shit yo there's something smoking in your hand
I was that, I'm allowed?
Oh, oh my god.
I'm allowed.
Now you can do that.
Whoa.
Yo, is that your baby daddy in the background?
He looks mean as fuck.
He looks like he'll beat my ass.
High-vives a lot.
Holy shit.
He looks like he would fucking suplex me.
Holy shit.
Hold on.
High-vives maybe?
Yeah.
A lot's happening right now.
Is that a fucking cigarette?
Is it joint?
No.
Is it joint?
Is that Chief Keef in the back?
Okay.
Okay, like that yo, yo, yo, you're like five boyfriends
No, who are these guys? You gotta suck in the answers already. Come on
Oh managers
Okay
Maybe we go net yeah
Okay
Thank you. Okay. Okay. Hello. Sorry that call that call was force ended by my hand
There was that TOS there was just a lot going on there. Um, okay, you can't smoke on stream. No, no smoking's fine
There was just other like things happening. Um, so how would you rate Mariah and her?
I think boyfriend finder. I don't know. I mean she had like chief Keith in the background. Um,
Um, like, like a five, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, okay. Oh, and I forgot to add.
Lowest rating of the introduction round does get removed by default.
All right, now...
Wait, she was trans?
What? Richie, what?
I gotta stop believing the chat, bro.
Nothing wrong with that.
Richie, yeah, bro. Richie, just, bro.
Ignore your chat and just stay cool, calm, connected, bro.
You can do this, bro. You're doing fine.
Come on, bro. Hey, come on.
I can tell you're comfy now. All right, let's go.
Oh, I'm comfy. I'm floating.
Girl number three, let's go. Let's do it.
There was a lot happening in that last call.
Jasmine, how is it going, Jasmine?
Your mic is currently muted and your camera's loading.
Maybe restart camera and then unmute mic maybe.
So this is a dumpster fire so far.
The last girl was smoking a blunt with two-
That's like a grown man behind her and-
Yeah, we might have to talk her.
She got Mickey D's Wi-Fi.
Nothing wrong with McDonald's.
Let's get but maybe we bring her back in a moment. Maybe we bring her back in a moment. Have eyes move your back in a moment
Next girl. Let's do it
They got girls from Italy. I don't know actually man. Maybe you got to ask next up is
calorie
calorie
Cat oh Cali Ray Cali Ray
Cali Ray is currently definitely Kaley. Kaley. What's going on Kaley? You got a camera. Oh
We beautiful. Oh, I thought that he had to click it. Oh, we're good to go
Okay, uh, Kaylee, this is Richie, uh...
Hi.
Can you see me?
Yeah, I can see you.
You're just kind of scaring me, though.
Oh.
Look intimidated.
I'm a gentle giant.
You're gentle?
Kaylee, it looks like you work out your biceps a lot.
Do you think you can kick Richie's ass?
No, I would protect him.
You protect him?
I've never been in a fight, actually.
I just work out.
I use the body build,
and I'm actually in the process of like trying to atrophy muscle.
I don't want to be as muscular anymore.
Just trying to be more feminine now.
OK.
Oh, so you had like a phase going on, like them emo phases,
but you were just a fucking.
You are like a muscle.
I was I was juicing and it was like you want you on the right.
You want steroids?
I was.
Yeah, holy shit.
I was a motherfucker.
Yeah.
Damn steroids! I didn't know girls took that.
They were female. They're non-androgenic, so they're not male hormones.
So that's why I stole my voice. I never got the, you know...
You haven't met the jail before? You look like you did 10 years.
No, no. The tattoos are just a choice of style.
I like them, though.
Thank you. I've never been to jail. I've never been in a fight.
I'm very innocent, but yeah, I do look... I look the complete opposite.
No, you look nice. You look nice. It's just like you know how people say they're like never judge a book by its cover
That's that's like you
First I thought you want to like kick my ass
But no, I've never I've never been real hostile in my entire life
Okay, I'm very down there. I love your Italian accent by the way, and I'm not Italian. I'm Scottish
We should a Scottish. Yeah Scottish. All right. That's cool. That's cool. Where's that?
That's in Scotland Scotland. You're from Scotland you got family over there. No, I I think I'm third-gen
So I don't know any of my family that's from over there. Oh, okay
That's my lineage. I just I heard you saying something about like Italians. All right. That's cool. That's cool
All right
Nice meeting you. What's your name again?
Kaylee Kaylee Kaylee. That's me new Kaylee. Oh
All right. Very good. Wow. Uh, Kaley, we'll see you in the next round. I'll see you.
Maybe we won't. Um, Richie, if you're into getting body slam, that might be your girl.
Um, yeah, if you, yeah, I mean, I'm not like kinky like that, but like,
I'm on a Wednesday, like, you know, yeah, on a Wednesday. Um, so on a scale of one through
10 what would you rate Kaylee Richie after your first 60 seconds she was nice like she
was like she was like she's like mommy material type shit you know like she would like crush
my head in and then like bake me dinner type shit but like like a 7 wow okay yeah she seemed
very nice I'm not gonna lie she's nice she has a nice personality on I could tell yep
she seemed very nice all right 7 out of 10 for Kaylee next girl to the date oh I'm
I'm gonna mute real quick.
This is an absolute dumpster fire.
The second girl had like her boyfriend behind her.
What's going on?
And the third girl looked like she could kick Richie's ass.
Madeline, how is it going?
Is there any way you could, oh, sorry.
Is there any way you could turn on your camera?
There we go, awesome.
Oh, how are you?
I'm good, how are you?
I'm good, I'm good.
Are you a streamer?
You got headphones and a mic.
You stream?
play. I play like Baldur's Gate 3 and stuff. What the fuck is that? What? Are you serious?
That game won game of the year. What is that called? Sorry? What's it called? Baldur's
Gate 3. It's like, it won game of the year last year. See? I know my shit. You know,
you play Siege, you play like Siege, Tom Clancy. No, I suck. I suck at games so
bad. Shit, I could coach you. Hey, I just
be stomping the other night you know stomping
now he's like the best player in rainbow six siege
okay so kind of a big deal
yes i'm like
you know i'm like top three
whoa
top three i could teach you i could teach you what you want to do but fuck it
madeline
maddie i like maddie i like my name better i'm gonna be out of this
yeah yeah what are you
you're italian
okay
that's cool that's cool
Yeah, yeah for sure really quick here. Just you know, he actually like did beat stomping so currently
Yeah, number one player in the world in Rainbow six each. Oh, so you're a big deal. He's not yeah
Yeah, I'm like the top guy like everyone's like looking at me and shit. I'm on people's idols, you know
I'm your idol. You don't even know me like that
All right for sure
For sure. Okay. Yeah, we got to get you off that gobbledy-ass game that you're playing. Yeah, you want a real man's game?
Okay, why is Richie so horny?
Alright, it's much mean you Marty. He's bricked up. Look at Richie. He's bricked right now. Look at him.
Alright, Jinxy.
Wow, Richie. She was valid.
Yeah, I could tell at the end there that you were a little bit, um, how do I, I could tell you were bricked up.
I'm not gonna lie. I could just see it in your eyes.
Have job.
You have the sweaty look.
Hey bro, hey, hey, don't put that shit full blast bro.
She was not, she was a good raider and she was like, like nine and...
Wow.
Like, here's the thing bro, here's the thing.
I don't like them when they're too easy.
See, I don't like when they're too hard and too easy to get.
Like I'm already, I'm not your idol bro.
She don't even know me. I could be a fucking serial killer bro.
I'm not though. Hey, I'm a good guy.
In GTA, yeah.
In GTA role play.
play. Yeah, I'm a good guy bro. How am I her idol? I don't know. Yeah. Like that.
Do I go? Do I got it like that? I don't know because that for me that I
thought that was weird when she said that you were her idol and like you can't
even win a tournament unless it's Friday. You know what I mean? And like that
we got glades today. But we're not in call right now. Don't don't don't tell
them I'm a Friday warrior. I won't. I won't. But that's what would you give
her out of 10? You said nine something. She was like in the nines in
the nines higher low nines. Yeah, like a nine. I will just what is
camp at a nine wow silly silly all right see what's cool bro yeah man you're
doing good bro I think you're doing bro you're doing well I can tell you're
comfy um by swamp ass I'm charling I'm charling right let's go guys let's get
the next girl in here let's do it I love my vice man he's such a good guy
oh here we go next girl your mic is muted I can't see your name I just see
that it starts with a K but I can't oh there we go and oh my yes yes yes okay
perfect yeah what's going on what's your name hi I'm Kira Karen Kira Kira yeah
yeah here I okay okay yeah my fucking dogs name was Kira that's a cool name
Thank you. So what do you do Kara? I do social media mostly YouTube. Okay, you're a
YouTuber. I actually know nothing about you. I'm assuming Jinxie isn't your real name.
Me? Oh no, I'm not Jinxie. My name's Richie, my name's Richie.
Richie, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Yeah, so you said you do YouTube, you play
video games no you don't play video games when I was a kid okay where are you
from I'm from Boston originally I'm from around the block I'm I'm right now
Boston okay so like what part I grew up in life you know or that is I'm from
Brockton I'm from Brockton oh my god no way yeah I'm from Brockton he's okay
That's cool. That's cool. No, I grew up over there and right now I'm Miami. Oh
Usually I live there full-time I'm in Costa Rica Costa Rica. What the fuck you doing over there?
Gosh, I got daddy's over there. What are you doing? You smuggling?
No, I come here for a month every year by myself like just to grow and be at peace with nature and kind of get out of like
like the craziness of Miami. So I have like two more weeks here.
All right. That's cool. That's cool. How old are you? 25. 25. Okay.
It's not like a good age. What's your like optimal age?
I mean, I'm 20. Okay.
They're kind of like, like mommy status. Like I could like call you my mother type
shirt. Okay. Yeah. Cause like if I had you when I was five,
then that would make sense. Yeah. What, what, uh, what year were you born in?
98. She's a little hostile. 98? Yeah. You onk, eh? You onk. I'm onk, okay. I've actually
never been told that on a date before. This is a first for me, so. All right. That was
nice talking to you. You do? Yeah, all right. Did he say next? He said next. He said next.
Richie, you can't say next while they're in the call, bro.
Here, Richie, listen, here's the signal, okay?
She up-grass fog jinxed.
Richie, here's the signal.
Move your mic piece up to your headset.
Do it real quick.
Can you hear me breathing?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Do that, move it up, move it up.
Like this?
That, okay.
Yes, that's the signal for end the call immediately.
Oh, so like, oh, what about this?
What about this?
No, because then it's too blatant, bro.
I don't know.
You gotta be hostile, like, or not.
No, no, fuck no, not that.
That's blatant?
Just move the mic piece up to your ear.
Okay, you're doing good, bro.
What would you rate her a one through 10?
Shit, I don't even know.
What'd you got?
I mean, all right, just an IDK score on it?
She cool.
I was capping my ass off.
I sent it from Brockton.
I was just fucking around.
Babe, that was reps right there.
See, some of these are reps, you know?
It's like, all right, look, in Elden Ring,
you know when you farm levels and shit,
and then you go to the final boss?
Like when you're like running into the minions
and you're farming XP, yes, yes.
Yeah, you're just getting,
I'm building repetition right now.
I got you, okay, all right.
She cool though?
Yeah, she's cool.
Next up, hi guys.
This is going horribly as expected.
Next up is Brandy.
Hello.
Hi.
Oh.
Hi, do you have a camera?
Your camera's off right now.
Brandy.
Oh, there we go.
Awesome.
Hey, how are you?
Good, how are you?
Good, what's your name?
Brandy.
Brandy, that's like your, yeah, Gov?
Yeah, got it.
Brandy, all right, my name is Richie, nice to meet you.
Gov?
Are you a natural blonde?
This is highlights.
Is this an interrogation?
What is?
I'm trying to go back to it.
Fuck.
I was red for a little red, so.
So you're like a, you're a natural blonde,
would you say?
I would say I'm like a brown D like right in the middle so you don't classify as like
a you know how they you know how they say the same like the like the blondes you know
you know how blondes are how they have one oh no I was gonna talk about like their people
say like dumb blondes and stuff I don't I don't believe in that though that's like
believing in zodiac signs yeah I agree speaking of those what what's your zodiac sees hi
I don't know too much about the zodiac signs, but I think that means like you're kind of like wishy-washy.
What does that mean?
Maybe you're afraid of commitment.
So like I'm a drowsy economy?
Maybe you can't make good decisions.
like like maybe you flip flop sides no I like girls I only like girls no no no
I only like girls I've never I never had that before in my life even going
through puberty I've always liked females
I've always liked men so oh okay so where are you from
Miami okay I was just in Miami I was at a like South Beach area why is it
I was walking around
11 Brickle the city. Oh Brickle. Okay. That's nice. That's nice. Damn. So you're like a millionaire and shit
I'm not quite
This is like reverse red bro. How will do you see what is this reverse?
25 okay, damn you like younger guys
Yeah
I'm six three though, so I'm 20, but I'm six three
You're 5'10"?
Damn.
They're clicking.
I'm still tall then, so that's good.
Yeah, I think I can still wear heels, so I think we're good.
Nah, I don't know about that.
No?
No, no, no.
You can't be close.
You can't be close to me.
They're clicking.
Wow, she's giggling.
But I'm turning 21 in like a couple days, so it's not that far off.
Yeah, we'll have to celebrate.
24.
Shit, I'll take a plane to Brickle tomorrow.
Yo.
I didn't know where you're gonna go.
Yo, god damn.
Um, maybe we can go to the pool.
He's so bricked up, look at him, he just let this live.
You got a pool?
Um, I do have a pool, but I think it'd be more fun to go to, like, maybe, like, this-a-tie, or, like, Soho pool.
Shit. Okay, okay.
You fuck with hot tubs?
Oh, I love hot tubs, yeah.
Alright, alright, sounds good, sounds good.
Alright, Jinxy.
It was nice meeting you amazing. I'll see you in the next round. Honestly, that was probably the best that was the my best
Chemistry yet, I'm not gonna lie. That wouldn't great
Nice to meet you
You
Pay well lower his pay bro
Well, we were sitting there like jerk offs, bro, I didn't I was like I was like I didn't know what to do
Hi guys, wake up Jerry damn!
Fucking cocksucker, hi vibe bro.
Fuck what's that?
Okay.
They're good Jerry.
I still love you bro.
Now, alright yo, I'm gonna be unbiasedly sitting here.
Hey, she was like one of the best, bro.
She was one of the best ones.
So, bro, I feel like y'all had, y'all were clicking, she was giggling, that was the first
girl that was giggling, bro.
She giggled.
I had her giggling?
Yeah, but bro, I think you lost, honestly, all of the points when you said you
would book a flight to Brickle tomorrow.
Bro, you gotta slow down, bro.
I got a private jet though, bro.
I kinda lied about my age though, I just turned 20.
Did I chill on the lies?
Bro don't lie bro, you're a 20 year old Italian stallion bro, let this shit fly, you're fine bro.
Honestly you're doing great, like seriously, that was the best one yet, that was the best energy yet by 4.
What was the rate or out of 10 bro?
In the nines bro, in the nines motherfucker.
Wow, silly, silly, silly.
Alright, high-fives, drag the next one and don't leave us on a fucking island next time, you fucking idiot.
Derry don't do that bullshit again bro, die.
Headset thing you got to know bro. You got to look for that shit. Hey, hey, hi boys. Hi boys. You know what that means
Hi boys when he does the headset thing you quickly one guy. Hi boys. I'll have 20 Puerto Ricans at your house, bro
My bad. My bad. Let's go. Yeah deals
Unmute your mic and turn your camera on if you can't thank you so much and
Train wreck number eight coming in hot
This is how would you rate Ricky's performance so far? He's I mean we're just like started
I can stop laughing for no
Oh Bella um your oh there we go and all right perfect Richie. Uh, hey, what's going on?
How are you? What's your name?
Bella like a Bella
Just Bella just Bella. All right. That's good. I like that better. My name is Richie. Nice to meet you
nice to meet you. So where are you from Bella? I'm from Los Angeles. You're from LA?
Yeah, what about you? I'm from New York. I love New York. I lived in New York. You lived over there? Where?
Yeah, I lived in a small little town in Long Island and then I also lived in Manhattan.
Oh shit, you're from Long Island? Yeah. Okay, okay. Damn, that's cool. So um, wait,
Okay, why'd you move to LA?
Um, just because, like, just happened, but I love living here.
It's really fun.
Shit, okay.
That's cool.
How old are you?
25.
25?
Okay.
That's cool.
You like, um, you went to, like, the younger guys?
Um, I do.
Yeah.
How old are you?
Shit, I'm 20.
You're 20?
Whoa!
Whoa!
What was that look on your face?
that was like the deal breaker right there you just hit me with a deal breaker
just off your looks what was that explain oh I just realized you got nice
eyebrows my own wow I love your eyebrows so proud of them there that's the
first thing I noticed on a girl eyebrows yeah I get my threaded I haven't
I got him threaded a month though.
My lady's out of town, she's out of town.
I see.
Damn, so LA, that's cool, I fuck with LA.
I was just in LA, I was with the Faze guys.
Really?
You watch Faze?
Yeah, I've been on one of their videos,
like a balloon pop challenge.
Oh, OK, OK.
Small world we live in, huh?
We know the same people.
Yeah, all right, it was nice meeting you, Bella.
Nice to meet you.
Nice meeting you.
I'll see you next round.
OK, bye.
Let it run longer. How'd I do bro? You did great. Honestly, um, you're in flow state right now
I can see it. She was wait. She was she did a video with the face guys a
Balloon pop, bro. That doesn't mean anything. You're fine
She hooked up. She was like it was just a balloon pop. That's a
Just it was just a balloon pop like nothing off
You're good, bro
Can I can I rock a quick this really quick?
yeah bro go ahead man go ahead it's no problem this is like a racehorse right
it's you a if you sometimes you're gonna piss like a racehorse you got she got
trained by phase whoa that's gotta be cap banks was okay I just leaked fuck
yo child I doing so far bro how am I doing man I'm trying my hottest 20
fucking females bro this shit's nerve-racking I'm not gonna lie I'm not
that nervous yo vise yo what's going on bro how am I doing vise was that was
that I brought line good I saw it on tiktok wasn't it wasn't bad I don't think
you're doing it's a train wreck Ritchie right now what absolute train wreck okay
okay okay okay I feel you warming up you're warming up you got this fuck I
I gotta lock in bro, I gotta lock in that ass.
I gotta lock in, I got that TikTok brain mindset, bro.
I gotta lock in, come on.
Pop the bull and pop challenge, bro.
We're good to go, we'll do it into the next one.
Let's go.
You're doing great, Richard, you're doing great.
Hey, float me, float me, let's go.
Float him in, float him in.
Haley, how is it going?
Could you turn your camera on?
And, I mean, oh, or leave the call,
that works as well.
Did I dequeue her, bro?
That should've got me mad.
No, no, no, come on, bro, this isn't, face it.
I might buy my bag.
Oh shoot.
Oh camera on.
I can only see Jay.
I don't know why it does that.
Jay Guns?
No, no.
Or they have the call that works as well.
I have as re-drag her.
It sounds like she was ready to join.
She just missed the button probably.
Hey, sorry.
I think you accidentally left the call.
You're good to go though.
Oh, there we go.
Awesome.
Hey, what's going on?
Hold up.
Let me mute everything.
I'm mute.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, yeah.
How you doing?
Can you hear me?
Yes.
Shay, you know English?
You know English?
Yes, I know English. Do you know English?
Hey, I'm fluent in English. That's my number one language right there.
Hey, si mamacita mi amor mama webo.
I know Spanish, too. I can speak any language.
Okay, alright, alright. I like this.
Hey, what's your name?
My name's Richie. What's your name?
I'm Jenfoss.
Jenfoss?
Yeah.
Oh, so so you're like a furry?
I got freaky like that sometimes, you know, I'm the weekends though. I gotta be bottles deep though. Yeah
What's that mean bottles deep?
All right, so you said where you from?
California California like Los Angeles train wreck. Yeah, what about you?
Well, I say I'm from I'm from Jersey
I'm from downtown Jersey, yeah.
Do you go to New York often?
Yeah, I'm a lot.
So I got, so here's the thing.
You got houses?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, houses.
Listen, I got all guys in my best friends list, all right?
That slipped.
All right, so.
I'll be honest.
He has a property in New York.
He has a property in New York City, Florida.
And he has one property in New York.
So when I talk to girls, I get bored.
I'll tell them I'm from Jersey, New York.
But I got property everywhere, though.
whether so I'm from I'm from all over I'm not I don't got property in those
like trash states though like you know you do real estate I do real estate too
yeah I got real estate in Wyoming Idaho Florida what kind of no no choppy I
section 8 section 8 only I don't have to deal with that bullshit I was just
researching that actually I thought it was really interesting so you can if
nobody knows like you can get a bunch of properties really cheap on section
Like you could buy a property for like 50k and hold it out for like what one kid the government pays for it
Which is the best. Yeah, you know guys they got like hundreds of these too. It's crazy. Um, currently I go
We're coming up on our 46th unit. Oh
Yeah, so yeah, so we're doing good. We're doing good. I'm only 20 years old though. So, you know, I'm building
So going out with you do the same thing. Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Jinxy got it. You're 23
Hey, Ann, why is everyone older than me?
Fuck, I feel like a fucking little kid.
I'm 20, so do you.
Whoa, whoa, what are you drinking?
What are you drinking, Jen?
It's water.
What kind of water, though?
Polan springs?
Alkaline.
I'm right on land dark right now, I'm seven under.
Oh, okay, wait, wait, wait, so you're like a health freak?
You're like a health freak?
Yeah, yeah, a little bit, what about you?
Okay, guys, I'm gonna be honest.
Grass-fed, egg grass-fed, pasture-raised,
all that shit.
Guys, I see clicking opportunity right now.
Richie is actually Jim had big vitamin guy big Jim had he's I take my vitamins every day. Yeah, he does fish oil zinc whole nine yards
Yeah
So you live by yourself you got a nice house I
Have a bunch of roommates actually better like creators
Uh, both.
Mainly girls though. My mods lives with me.
Yeah, mods. Wait, so you're a Twitch streamer?
Nice!
Retire, though. I don't really stream anymore.
Okay, okay, that's cool. Hey!
That's cool. It was nice meeting you, Jen.
It was nice meeting you, too.
Maybe we can talk more about real estate.
For sure. Hey, I can put you on. I got methods.
Okay, okay. I mess with that.
All right, let's be here.
Ritchie!
Wow!
She blushed at the end.
Did you see that?
46 units.
Ritchie, don't get me out of here.
46 units?
You're locked, bro.
Bro, you're.
I'm capping.
I don't even have one unit, motherfucker.
Bro, bro, bro.
Ritchie, Ritchie.
Listen, listen, bro.
Stop capping, bro.
You're getting nervous.
You're nervous capping.
It's fine.
It happens to the best of that.
Ritchie, you don't own 46 units, bro.
Lock in.
Bro.
Bro, soon.
Bro, but I know.
Yeah, soon.
But lock in.
I'm just manifesting it, bro.
I'm manifesting it.
I know, but bro, you're saying you have it already.
Lock in, bro.
What, bro?
Richie, you're doing fine.
I play video games all day.
I don't do anything.
I got to cut my ass off.
No, bro.
Listen, bro, some of these girls-
Fuck, and next time I'm telling her, no, watch.
I got a story.
Bro, some of these girls like gamers, bro.
You got to be yourself, Richie.
I'm not really a gamer, though.
Bro, you're a-
You saw what I did to a basketball.
Bro, you're a gamer, bro.
It's cool to be a gamer.
Nothing wrong with it.
All right, next one.
Let's go.
You're doing great, bro. You're almost halfway done with the introduction round.
I've...
Oh, come on!
You're doing great, bro.
He's doing horrible.
Alright, next up...
Jasmine, your mic is muted and your ca...
Oh, or leave the call. That works as well.
Did I scare her, bro? Did I do something bad?
No, no. I think what happens is whenever they join the call, they click the button.
It's kind of confusing on mobile, to be honest. I've done it before.
Um, alright. Vyze, maybe try...
Okay. Oh! Haley!
Uh, Haley, how's it going? Your mic is muted. Your camera's...
Okay, or leave the call.
Leave the call. That's awesome.
Is it the t-shirt?
Bro, honestly, bro, I think you go shirtless for this next one.
Bro, Richie.
Bro, you can't, bro, Richie.
Bro, you pound vitamins every day.
You do rigorous workouts every day.
Bro, whip your shirt off, bro.
Or at least rip it a little bit.
Later, later, later.
Rip it up a little bit.
Later, later, later.
OK, maybe question round.
All right, guys, next.
Deals, how's it going, Deals?
Your mic's on, but your camera's not.
So, oh, there you go.
Nice, good job.
Is it on?
OK, cool.
Hola.
How's it going, dude?
Dude, oh, god.
It's good.
Damn, you seem happy.
What's going on with you?
What's your name?
I'm Diels or Adelia.
Adelia?
What's like your government?
Like, what do you pop out with, you know?
Adelia.
Adelia?
Yeah.
OK, that shit's rare.
Damn, that shit's like legendary.
I know, it felt like a little princess name.
I was like Miss California and I'm like,
Adelia just sounds like a princess name.
So yeah.
Okay, where are you from, Adelia?
I'm from Manhattan Beach.
Can you tell by the dumb bitch accent I got going on?
Whoa, what is that?
What, wait, what?
I just, L.A.
Oh, you're from L.A., Manhattan Beach?
The fuck is that?
Manhattan Beach is like in L.A.,
but it's, you know, the valley girl.
I heard that, I heard they're known
having like a bunch of jerk-offs over there jerk-offs that's a Jersey shore thing
that's what I heard about Manhattan Beach maybe yeah how are you I'm 27 damn
27 you can be my mother fuck do you want to be you say you got the handcuffs
somewhere over here yeah okay I didn't expect that all right I'm damn fuck fuck
alright Richie's so bright you kind of got me startled whoa what the fuck was
that in the back oh her name is what yo she know uh she talk uh no no no she's
not gonna be all all right so how many animals you got you just got wabs
chilling over there he's doing yeah that's not miss wabs right here and then
Okay, and that's cool. That's cool. I got two dogs. What type? I got a
Shih Tzu and I got a French Bulldog. Manly dogs. Manly dogs. Yeah, the
manliest of dogs. Okay, so what's your hobbies and shit? What's your hobbies?
I do like improv, I do stand-up, I take...
You're a comedian?
You're a comedian?
I wouldn't say like a good one, okay?
I try my hardest.
Okay.
What's your favorite jokes and stuff?
Throw me a joke, sauce me a joke.
If it's bad, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm gonna call you an asshole.
No, it's just a lot of my jokes.
I don't think I can say on Twitch, because they don't know for it.
Oh, so you go to...
Okay. So, okay, one of the jokes that I'm going to try to mock, like, like, make it
which appropriate is, um, how do I make this appropriate? But my dad sent me
screenshots of my privates. Um, and my joke is, well, one of them is that my
dad idolizes Trump so much, and they both definitely have screenshots of their
daughter's nude on their phone. Only difference is my dad is shaming me, and
And Trump is like a bonka, sexiest woman alive, it's one of my jokes.
Oh, I don't understand that joke, but I'm happy.
Trump always talks about how hot his daughter is.
You don't like Trump?
No.
Oh, okay, okay.
Hey, it was nice meeting you.
What's your name again?
Adelia, or Deals?
Adelia, hey, it was nice meeting you.
My name's Richie again.
Have a good time.
Richie.
He did that!
I'll fuck what I know.
He did that!
I'll fuck with her now.
He gave the headset.
That might have been the worst one yet at the end there.
Bro, honestly.
I think we throw a black list.
No, no, no.
I think we black list.
Bro, they all gotta get to the, it's not even fair to them.
Why am I mad right now?
Bro, you have nothing to be mad about, bro.
Relax.
I'm not mad, I'm trying.
Bro, you're doing fine, bro.
Look, how many roller primes do they got?
Exactly, bro.
You're good.
Venero.
Uh, come on.
How about I drag the next person?
You're doing great Richard Cynthia. How's it going? Your mic is currently muted and your camera is currently off
I'm babysitting this beer right now. I'm not even gonna lie. I mean this shit is not
Hello Cynthia you have a head sir
Cynthia we'll drag you back in a couple minutes. Have ice cut the shit, bro. Get this shit under control Jerry. Let's go
High-fives chop chop, bro. Yeah, I have a job that stick. Uh, well, it's okay. Ken. How's it going Ken? We're cannot sorry
Oh, there we go. Oh, shit. Yeah mobile motherfucker one second. You're not you're not driving right? You're in the passenger seat
Okay, great. Um, yeah, who's the driver? Who's driving? Yeah, who's the driver? Oh
Hey, how you doing? Okay rich your fine. What's going on? Hey, we chillin, bro
I thought it was about to be some one college hooper. We good. We good. So what's your name?
Okay, it sounds good sounds good. My name is Richie nice to meet you. Oh
There's the service
I think I think she's lagging. Yeah, she's on 180 ping right now. She's on Australia. She's done like the
Don't like the mad rhino ping. All right. Should we wait till she gets home?
Give her a minute. It's not the DC's unfair. Hey shit. Hey put her friend in it, too
Bro, are you really bad horny right now?
Honey pack it would make me float. No, I never said that I never said that Richie, bro
You don't rule number. Oh my god. Oh never mind back into it. Yeah, tell me later. Yeah, okay
Richie rule number one to like what's the rule, bro?
You just met her and you're want to drag her friend in the date, bro
She thinks you're a sweaty horn dog. Oh, thank you. We could have a three
We can have a three no no brush. Thanks. You're sweaty now. You can't say that bro. You gotta be classy, bro
You can't I tell me I tell me so sweaty. Yeah, come on, bro. All right. Oh, I'm good. I'm good
I buy us the next one Jerry lock in your dog's up state
Hey, Jay
Yo, Jerry, you're Jerry locked up. You know, he's doing fine. He's doing fine. I love you Jerry
There we go Cynthia your mic. Hello. If we could unmute. Oh
Nice, good job Cynthia. Thank you. Thank you. Wait. Can you see me?
Holy shit
Hi, yes. Yeah, what's good? What's good? Can you see me? Yeah, I can see you. How you doing?
Hi, how are you? I'm doing I'm doing wonderful right now. I'm doing great excellent 10 out of 10 day
All right, so what's your name? I am Cynthia. What's your name? My name is Richie
The forehead's flashbacking me right now, I'm getting paid.
My English, yeah, my English is not very good so I'm trying my best.
Oh, what language is your first language?
I'm from a Dominican Republic.
No way.
Yeah, see. Fire, fire.
My mom's Ecuadorian, so.
Ecuadorian, you look Asian.
You look like you would ruin my life.
Everyone says that everyone thinks I'm Asian and I'm like,
but I think that was a compliment honestly, so thank you, I appreciate it.
What are you then, Korean?
I'm Ecuadorian.
Ecuadorian what the fuck is that South American
So like Africa
Wait, so you got the past
Be honest you be dropping it
You're from South Africa or some shit you said no
America
All right. So hey, how are you? What's going on? I am 21 years old
21. They're close. 20. Hey, you just oh, so you're a you're fresh 21. I'm 20 years old. I'm 20
I don't know you you like younger guys. I mean if you're chill and you're nice and you know, you'll go
Okay, oh
Jim bro. Yeah, what are you doing in your car? I?
Was coming back from the gym actually you go to the gym
Every fucking day bro every day damn a you're not like the highway or anything. No, I
I am out of gas stations.
Can I get like an outfit of the day?
An outfit of the day?
Yeah, yeah.
I can leave my car right now because like there's probably hella people.
I don't have a stand-in.
No, you've got ops? My bad. Hey, I didn't know.
Ops. I don't know about ops, but like, I mean, I don't know where I could put my phone down.
Maybe later. We can talk after. We can talk after.
Later? All right. How long have you been going to the gym?
For a long time. I grew up, I was a competitive gymnast.
I was a highly competitive and I had a lot of injuries so now I just go to the gym every day
And I lift and I'm very on top of my health and okay. Yeah
Do I work out um hey here and there I'm back on my schedule though. I'm back on my schedule
You know, I've been I've been working out the past like a week or two. I've been doing a lot of my cardio
I'm trying to get like I'm trying to get lean. You know
No, I feel it. I've been trying to up my cardio as well
But it's it's my least favorite thing but a basketball. That's kind of what you like
basketball I fucking cook you in a 1v1 I'm not gonna lie you would be me a 1v1
not a where you from let's fucking do it right now bro they call me sniper
shea you trying to do some shit after the 1v1 what you got mine hey like I'm
saying I'm talking like a STK steakhouse type shit never been but I've heard
really good vibes from it I used to live in Seattle I'm in Toronto right now
Toronto! Oh fuck, Toronto?
Yes. That's in like, that's in Canada, no?
That is in Canada. I am Canadian, so it's really Toronto.
Oh shit, you don't got that cringy ass accent though.
You don't got that cringy ass accent though that I've been hearing.
No, I lived in New York and Seattle for most of my life.
So you'd be dropping like, you'd be like, fam and shit? You'd be saying that?
Like the Toronto thing.
I don't know, I just kind of moved out here a couple months ago honestly because my family is out here
I like it, I spoke with it, where are you from?
I am from New York
You live in New York right now?
See, yeah yeah yeah
What part?
Uh, like, upstate
Upstate New York?
Yeah, yeah yeah
Good shit, you're on your way
Hey, uh, nah
But I'll fly you out though, I'll fly you out though, I got a private jet, um, you know Drake?
like neighbors I'm in Toronto so I'm just right up north of New York yeah what's
the drive you don't even need a plane I'll send a Uber for tomorrow all right
that's like a $4,000 Uber oh fuck all right it's all good hey it was nice
meeting you Cynthia right yes all right hey beautiful I'll see you next round
All right, thank you
You were feeling cool. Yeah, she was cool. She wasn't the best one, but she was cool
I'm a nice guy bro. Whoa, what do you mean relax, bro? I just thought you was cool
She was cool
She said she'll be me a ball that look he got me aggravated. Well, that was silly. Yeah, I mean, I think she was come on, bro
Out of 10 though.
She didn't like that. It's
Very nice. Very nice. All right. Bye guys drag the
Okay, I think people are leaving the other room and joining the waiting room again
So if we already did them just tell me now just dragging
Well back you should already know if we did them or not. You stupid fuck
You're doped on the line
Hitting, hitting
All right drag next uh, bro, what you doing good, bro? Jasmine. How's it going Jasmine?
Last time you were in the call, you accidentally left, uh,
Oh, leave again.
Have I keep dragging Jasmine? This is insane.
Deque that.
Hey, Jasmine, uh, don't leave the call. Don't leave the call.
Um, oh, or leave the- I'm about to fucking snap.
Is he fucking with us right now?
Jasmine, oh, okay, Jasmine, don't- oh my fucking god!
Okay, last try. Jasmine, here, wait, wait, have I dragged Jasmine?
Okay, nice. Jasmine, nice.
You're in the call. Don't click any buttons!
any buttons okay your nice you're good okay your mic is currently on which is
good you just got to turn your camera on that's all you got to do and then you're
good nice nice nice there you go all right check what's going on damn fuck
where you from you look foreign I'm doing whoa talk what was that accent yeah
from Sweden some shit
New Zealand or Australia?
I'm so smart
Fuck you're across the world though
You're across the world you're in Australia right?
Yeah
Damn, shit you ever been to US?
No but I'm gonna go
next year I think
Where you going?
I don't know
Shit hey hey I got a spot
I got a spot
Your name's Jasmine
You're good, you're good. I like that's funny now you're funny. I'm from New York
I'm based in on New York. Yeah, so um your name's Jasmine. Hey, my name's Richie. Nice to meet you
He's doing good, I'm proud of him man. So how old are you Jasmine?
I'm 21. 21? Yeah, how old are you? No that's good, I'm 20.
I'm 2004.
What did you think?
I love your accent.
I thought you were a bit older.
Man, is that bad?
I always tell him he looks dirty.
Damn, your accent's cool.
I shouldn't have said that.
My boys from Australia.
I know millionaires over there.
What is wrong with you?
So what are you doing in Australia besides run from fucking spiders?
I'm just a dental nurse.
Shit you got your life together in chair
I don't know I like to do like netball boxing boxing
Yeah, like my time
What the fuck how long have you been doing my time?
um I started when I was like
Near like ten. I don't know. I don't know what years you call it over there because you don't say like
How old are you?
21 bro. Is he stupid?
Like when I was like oh, okay, 16. Oh shit. Hey be honest though be honest
Okay, hey be honest me versus kangaroo who's winning?
Hey, I've been having this it has to be a baby kangaroo though nothing against the babies
A what a wallaby
Yeah, it's a wallaby. Fuck is that
Okay.
Like a, um, like a mini kangaroo.
Oh, okay, okay.
Wait, so, okay, hold on.
You said you did Moitai, right?
Yeah.
Do you think you could put him in like a headlock, if need be?
Yeah, like in bed.
In bed.
If he's acting out maybe.
See, if I'm busting your balls and like I'm getting you mad.
Um, yeah, maybe.
I feel like I could.
No, I can't.
I'm not that good at it.
Like, I'll be honest.
Okay, so you can just like you could throw like what are you doing? Why try you throw kicks and shit?
Okay, I like your necklace
Thank you, hey, hey, hey, Jixie. Oh, hey, this motherfucker in the cause always making fun of my hair
No, come on. It's good. It just reminds me of like shy on the buff
All right, hey, uh Jasmine, you know who shy the buff is
Transformers?
Transformers?
Oh yeah, from Australia.
Transformers?
I haven't seen...
Why Meets Worlds?
You know why Meets Worlds?
Is that right?
Yeah, yeah, of course.
You think I look like him?
Alright, hey.
It's whatever though.
I'm sorry.
Alright.
It's you.
Shit.
Hey, you're cute too.
Fuck.
Hey, it was nice meeting you Jasmine.
I'll see you in the next round.
Nice meeting you.
Bye.
Bro, she said you were cute and smile.
Holy shit.
And did the double hand wave.
You think she was cappin' though?
Bro, you're a cutie, bro. Come on. Look at your little cheeks.
Thanks, Daddy.
Whoa, I can't do that with a husband this shit.
Fuck. Remind me never to do that again, bro.
Fuck. Yo, she was fucking good-looking, bro.
Australia too?
What would you rate it?
There's something about Australians that I love.
Bro, I used to talk to a girl out of Australia.
No bullshit.
Really? Interesting.
Yes. Bro, it's the accents.
Like you see like they just make me laugh bro stand I'm not standing up not gonna lie
But not he was like oh, she was she was like in the nines like the middle nines
So, wow, hopefully she's not busting my balls though because
The reading is gonna go down bro. She said you were cute and did a double hand wave
She probably thinks you're a cutie bro. Hey, he's not why I never make fun of my hair again after that
Yeah, I I got you Shia. All right next one
I fucking steve will
Nicole how's it going? Uh, your mic's currently muted and your camera is not at all
is it working oh you're my oh what's going on your camera wait I can't see
myself yeah you got it oh nice wait it works it works hello hi I'm kind of
nervous hey it's good hey I'm fucking shaking right now anyways so hey we're
both nervous that even though I'm from Sweden so Sweden what the fuck
Sweden, damn! Where is that?
The English is pretty bad.
If it gets down to that, I could go Swedish for you.
I could talk in Sweden. I'm just not...
I don't know a lick of Swedish.
You're from Sweden, fuck. Where is that? What's the drive?
Like the plane ride from US? From where?
Fuck it, Detroit.
I would say like 16 hours.
Damn! 16 hours?
Yeah. It's a Scandinavia. Do you know where it is?
No, I'm not. I got family in Sweden.
No you don't! My cousin, it's just one cousin.
Okay, do you know how to say hi? No, I don't know my dad. How do you say hi?
Teach me.
What the fuck? Yeah, that's cool.
I don't really fuck with like the Swedish language because it's confusing.
Like, hey, no races, I'm not racist, you know?
But like, I don't know, it's just certain languages.
I was just born in Sweden.
Oh.
So there's, okay.
You know, sport?
I'm actually Russian.
Yeah.
So Russian?
Yeah.
Shit.
I was just born here.
Why did he get horny right there?
Well, you speak Russian?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
My mom speaks Russian, so we speak Russian at home.
Do you like tell me something like in Russian?
Hello, my name is Nicole. I'm 23 years old.
What the fuck did you just say?
My name is Nicole and I'm 23 years old.
Wow, I'm 20, I'm 20. Hey, my name is Richie, I'm 20.
I'm from United States.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, how are you doing?
What do you do?
social media then like hang out with friends just sketching stuff yeah that's
that's cool that's cool I'll be doing check hollering books all that damn hey
Hey, you gotta teach me Russian now.
You're trying anime and stuff.
I like Russian.
Anime?
You're trying anime and stuff.
Anime?
You're trying anime and stuff.
Anime?
Anime.
I mean, Demon Slayer right now.
Oh, fuck no.
Attack on Titan?
Yeah, obviously.
Shit.
All right.
Hey, that's cool.
Oh, Nicole, right?
Yeah.
Hey, it was nice meeting you, Nicole.
I knew it.
I knew it.
I knew it.
I knew it.
Peace.
Wow.
Richie, what were your thoughts on Nicole?
I've always been talking every day on my stream about I need a Russian, bro. I need a Russian
Like I just have some sort of some sort of kink for like Russian
I don't like girls from America, bro. Like I do and I don't
It's just that foreign shit like she will fucking ruin me. You know
Like if I ever like fucked with her bro her cousins will probably kill me
Like that's what I like about it. It's a it makes it interesting talking to Russian
All right, yeah, next girl
Your mites on which is good, but your camera is not if you can turn your camera on without leaving the ball
Amazing it's working great
My don oh wait, you know by the way, you have to stream on so maybe you have to like mute it really quick
I I did turn it down. Yeah, what's going on?
What's your name miss?
I'm Hayley.
How are you?
Yeah Hayley, my name's Richie.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Shit, what is that around your neck?
You stupid Lincoln.
Some, a-
Seashells.
From GLD.
My friend runs the company and he sent it to me.
So you got sugar daddies already?
We're starting off on a bad note.
Sugar daddies, 200 bucks.
Okay, I don't know what you said, but hey, Valid.
So, um, what's your name?
Hailey.
Hailey.
Hailey.
Okay, my name's Richie.
How old are you, Hailey?
Twenty-five.
Twenty-five.
Damn, why is everyone twenty-five on this shit?
You like younger guys?
Love younger guys, yeah.
Whoa, you love younger guys?
Yeah, because, like, them when I'm old, like, thoughts are going to be young and hot,
you know.
Mmm, okay, okay.
Damn.
What are those tattoos about?
Tell me about them tattoos.
So I mean when I was 15 I had all these pretty crazy actually so I was at high school.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, pause. What is that accent?
Australian.
You're from Australia?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
All right. Go on, my bad friends.
You like Australian, don't you?
Yeah, I love Australians. Yeah, yeah.
Um, yeah, so I used to draw a lot when I was younger, so I drew this and then I said to
my dad, I was like, if I still like this in six months, can I get a tattooed?
And he was like, yeah.
So I had to sleep when I was 15 and I was just like, damn, okay, damn, that's cool.
That's cool.
Yeah.
I mean, like, shit.
I fuck with it.
Do you have any tattoos?
No, no, I'm kind of against tattoos.
I don't know, I'm just not a fan of them, it's just like a preference.
He's so bad at this shit.
I don't really like to hit who's on guys anyway, I feel like it has to either be clean
canvas or full body.
Yeah, okay.
I still feel a little bit on guys.
I just...
Yeah, so what do you do down in Australia?
Well I live in America, so I'm in LA right now.
Oh, okay.
i live between miami and l.a. so i have a spot in each
valid valid well it was a it was nice meeting you hailey
that you know
i see you next round
uh... richie how did that go
she was cool bro she was cool
uh...
she was cool i i i i don't i don't like tattoos bro i'm not gonna lie like
i don't know you're not a tattoo guy yeah i know i know
i don't fuck with tattoos bro like
she looks like she could fucking choke me to a blue
that's just my age, like she's a nice girl but fucking tattoos
alright, next one, next girl, next girl, thank you
was it like national twenty five day? why is everyone twenty five?
fuck
jade, how's it going jade? okay your mic's working but you gotta turn your camera on if that's possible
yeah no problem
all right it's well we got a full body point of view of what's good
what's the motherfucker
friends with me
what's that they say hi
we can't really go
four-way relationship
let me let me see your friends
friends
where they at
nice to meet you what's your name
it's worth it i promise to reach worth it
i'm jade
it's worth it what am i going to fucking
What are you guys going to put on the show?
Wait, so Jade, you're getting your friends, Jade?
Let me see your friends, Jade.
Let me see your friends.
I'm a man of the culture.
This is Autumn.
Hey.
Oh, what's going on?
Fuck, who's the other one?
You and your Kira.
Shay, you guys shake ass?
We can't sit here, spouse.
No, no.
He said what?
You guys dancing, shit?
Yep.
Trunk King wants to move.
every boss to move
That's right
So yeah, so what do you what are you three doing in the house like what are you guys doing right now?
You live together
What's the middle's name what's the middle's name autumn like the fall season yes, shit, that's cool
I will deal with ladies.
I'm 18.
I'm 20.
18? Damn.
What about you, uh, Miss Orange?
Oh, what?
I said, why is it I will do beautiful?
Oh, I'm 24.
Damn, 24?
Fuck.
You're kinda awkward.
Where are you guys from?
I'm from Cali.
I'm from Palki.
Palki? Where are you guys right now?
Cali.
Shit, I'm 20 minutes out. What's the word?
What's the word?
Shit, you tell me. You got a house over there?
Hey, we got this snack to drink so you can use it. You got to tell us some plans.
Fuck, I'll let you know, alright? It was nice meeting you guys.
Nice to meet me.
uh richard chalk chalk it richie we're not having a foursome bro like you know
next one bro talk about you might have to take you that yeah hey um kate uh
kassie yeah you're gotta turn your mic on and then turn your face game on she was
she was 18 and they they pre-ordered that yeah that's not me though she
in that business at 18. Richie. Holy shit. Lanay. Lanay. Your mic is muted and your
camera's off. Take your time though. No rush at all. No rush, gentlemen. Or leave the call.
That's fine. You can always leave. You can also do the headset thing. I know Logan. I know. Oh,
you want me to do the headset thing? Yeah. Hey, hey, hi guys. This isn't a foursome.
You should have wrapped that up three minutes. I
Gotta fuck
Hey all of them brah I'm not racist high-bives
All right drag the next person
Hey, you're Mike's muted in your cameras off. Oh
Nice nice there we go. Hey working
Hello
Nice self, but hi
Hello, what's your name my name is Eva
My name is Richie. Where are you from Eva?
I'm from Georgia actually
That's where you're from right now nice. Well, I'm in I'm in LA. Yeah, I fuck everyone
Just why is that one in LA? Yeah, it's poppin. It's poppin shit. I'm about to fly out to LA shit
We could share that bed looks comfy
How old are you Iva um 20 wait you guessed um 29 no I'm bossing your balls
I am joking like 20 21 27 27 yeah damn yeah damn okay fuck yeah so you're
27 all right let me hear like what's your hobbies what do you what is what's
a day in life. I do everything. So here's my story. I was wrote to D1 and La Crosse
in hockey. I was a two sport athlete. Okay. I was a double athlete, dual sport hockey
across best in New York right one day one day I walked out of bed I had a bad
fall I told my ACL so that means I was injured I couldn't play no more I had a
retire I let down my family I let down everyone and now I play video games all
day and just right in my basement yeah what video games I play um rainbow
six siege okay is that it yeah we're ranking you in in rainbow six siege yeah
what game do you play what game do you play I'm really good at overwatch
overwatch yeah that game's ass that game is garbage it is so you only play
overwatch pretty much I mean I got like flat in apex before damn you play solo
or you play with people in apex I played with people but in overwatch I play
so wait why do you move her
no no it's whatever bro it's whatever man bro I I would just I was moving it
because I was breathing in my mic when it goes down.
I didn't mean to move it like that.
Yo, Jerry, come on, bro.
I can drag her back, hold up.
Not, yo.
Dude, oh my god.
I can only click the wrong button, that's my bad.
Bro.
Hello, sorry.
Bro, I just exploded on my toilet.
I have the beer shits.
Oh shit, y'all are on a, oh my god.
I'm sorry.
Technical difficulties.
So you said you play Apex and,
in what else, Overwatch?
Yeah, overwatch, yes, yes, my rank and overwatch.
He does the headset.
Um, let me see.
Um, I mean, bro, I don't give a fuck, bro.
Um, we're almost done with the introduction round.
Then, we get into the question rounds, man.
Um, Richie, how are you doing?
I don't like those games, bro.
I got some shit against those games.
Okay, okay.
Uh, Vyze, drag the next one or you're fucking fired.
Hey, how's it going?
camera's not on oh nice nice nice damn hello fuck I'm doing fucking wonderful
now damn what's your name he's off to a good start yes raising jazz my name's
Richie J.E.S.S. yeah J.E.S.S. double S. Double S. Yes. Yes. Jazz. And I'm like jazz
nah see I'm not that kind of guy so where you from where you from Jess I'm
from Australia oh shit Australia you come here shit I got I got um I got a
cousin or two over there well why do you hear because it business business I got
too much business going on over there I got people to talk to things to worry
about closed on a couple properties in the States yeah I do real estate yeah
I'm a big uh, I'm I think I got ranked 8th like 8th on biggest businessmen in New York City
Oh, wow. Yeah, so where are you currently staying? I'm in the Gold Coast
What's that? Gold Coast, it's like in Queensland like on the beach, California
Oh, yeah, oh, I thought you were in Australia and you moved to US
No, I'm currently in Australia.
You ever been to USA?
No, but I'm going there next year.
Shay, you coming to see me?
What's the word?
Yeah, let me see you.
Oh, whoa!
All right, um, fuck!
What the fuck?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
I'm thinking of LA and then possibly Florida and then going to Canada.
I'm from Florida.
Are you actually?
Tampa.
Really?
Yeah.
I got a spot how old you I'm 22 22
How do you wait? Where are you going? Well, I'm just doing numbers. I'm a numbers guy
2002 I am 20. I'm 20. I'm 24
I'm a numbers guy. I always do calculations
Yeah, I'm 20
You you like younger guys. I do actually
Okay, give me the give me the Lord. What's that on your shoulder? You got butterflies on there?
Okay, so I have three tatters, I have butterflies, and then I have a quart that says Whirl Madhia.
Fuck it, I mean...
That's from a movie, right?
Yup, do you know what movie?
No, he doesn't.
Give me, is it an Australian movie or a United States movie?
No, no, it's like a...it's like one from like childhood kind of.
Shit, like Bronx Tale or some shit.
Goodfellas, Bronx Tale, Alistair.
Is it Alice of the Wonderland?
It is a fuck-a-tah. Damn, you got an Addison Wonderland quote?
Chad, why am I so late for the fight?
So what's that quote mean to you?
It's...
It's... it's a story. It's a whole story. I can tell you personally.
Okay, hey, shit. You could tell me later.
Yeah, I will.
You play video games?
I do. I love gaming.
What games you play?
Yeah, of course.
I get judged for this, but I'm a Rustamer.
Oh, that's not bad. That's not bad. You play rust fuck. Damn. You're probably, damn. You will fucking ruin me. You play rust?
Holy shit.
It's arc, but because I love dinosaurs, I'm like obsessed with dinosaurs.
Damn, rust.
Is he gooning?
So you're toxic as fuck then.
Is he gooning?
No. No. See, that's stigma.
You don't be throwing it around and shit.
No.
Okay, Russ I used to be like a rust I used to play rust a lot like every single day
So here's the thing with rust you got to devote your whole life to it. So you play rust like all day
Yeah, well, I used to I used to be more into it and it's just so annoying like when you'd like have to look after like when I was in
High school go to school and then you come back and your bases like destroyed and you're like well fuck
Yeah, is it possible for like a like a outfit of the day?
Outfit of the day. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, I like your outfit. I
I've been sitting down for an hour. This is gonna be about angles. No, it's all good. I don't judge
Wait, I can't turn but like that
Okay
That was good. Fuck beautiful. I did the thumbs up Jess. I will see you in the next round
Shit, I love Australia. Fuck. All right
Richie, that's probably the third girl you've met in Australia tonight. How do you fuck?
Fuck. ShootSeaSchools got a drone at on.
Fuckin' mmmm.
You missed the mazzi reference.
Yo what bro?
Did you just drop a mazzi reference?
ShootSeaSchools got a drone at on.
Yo should I have said that? Is that Riz?
Bro look at my haircut. I'm not getting laid till 2028.
Alright, drag the next person.
ShootSeaSchools, ShootSchools. I fuck it Australia.
But the thing with Australia, bro, it's across the world. So it's like
You could float across there. You might miss a stream
True hey, Kenna all your mics muted and you're oh nice. Oh, oh, she's home
Yes, I made it shit. What's your name?
I like your hoodie. Is that a teddy bear?
Yeah
And so you're in LA Kenna
Yeah, I'm in LA. I'm from Arizona and I just thought I'd come out here because I've never
been and try it out.
So now you live in LA?
I've been thinking about potentially moving here. It's kind of up in the air, but as
of right now I might just kind of wait it out, see what happens.
Damn, I like your nails.
Are you gonna play from LA?
No, I go there sometimes though. I got business.
This business deals over there?
Okay, what kind of business?
Like streaming. I
Streamed. So miss that.
Damn, that's a good question. Fuck. I don't even know like two years a year and a half maybe
Yeah, so do you like what do you do? What's your uh, what's your job?
Right now, I'm kind of just traveling taking advantage of you know being in my 20s and I haven't
and then see where life takes me.
Damn, so you got like that fucking,
okay, you got like that mentality,
like YOLO type shit.
Yeah, definitely.
It's got a lot of-
How do you make money, fuck?
What are your parents, Rich?
Yeah, yes, but I am all on my own
ever since I was 18, so.
But I used to bartend and serve and just,
Now I'm just hopping around.
Nice, nice.
How old are you, Kenna?
I'm 22.
22.
OK, I'm 20.
They're kind of clicking the brown.
I was 20.
Is that a good age?
They're kind of clicking the up.
Yeah, yeah.
I, hey, you don't have to lie to me.
I saw like a little, like, I saw a little squint in your eyes.
No, I'm just kidding.
I'm kidding.
Nah.
Yeah, no.
I personally have never did anyone younger than me,
but I'm definitely open.
How many boyfriends have you had before?
Four.
Four.
Like real, devil relationships?
I would say real, long-term ones, three,
and then just one that was like, see where things go,
I guess.
Damn, so you're bent around the block.
OK, all right, that's cool.
You're cool, you're cool, Kana.
I fuck with you.
I'll see you in the next round, Kana.
It was nice to meet you.
OK, I'm good.
Peace.
Bro, y'all were clean, bro.
She was cool. She was cool.
I think y'all had a good vibe.
She's the first person that asked you about streaming.
No one's asked you about streaming.
Y'all are close in age.
Y'all were clicking, bro.
Like, real shit, y'all were clicking.
How do you feel about Kenna? 1 through 10, Richie?
Kenna, um...
Shit, she was good looking.
She was good looking, bro.
But like...
She might have had a lot of mileage, bro.
Yo.
Bro, Richie.
Richie, look at her.
Listen, listen, listen.
Listen, listen, listen.
Listen here, bro. Are you the first? Okay four boyfriends at the age of 22
Counting bro. Everybody dated somebody in high school. Bro. That's not even that bad, bro. You're tweaking, bro
I think like um, I'm all in it. Huh your OD your OD, but for a smile for at 22 is normal
I think that's really all right. Here's here's let me let me get you now now you come all right ready
You're going to a car shop, right? You're gonna buy a car
Are you buying a brand new car? Are you buying a fucking used 100,000 miles car?
Brand new car, bro
Maybe maybe maybe like five thousand miles
Maybe it you know, yeah, bro, but Jack I look at I look at females as cars some some of them
Yo, bro four boyfriends at 22. It's not insane, bro. It's not silly, bro
I knew bro when I was in high school there were girls with that is not bad
I should ask her body count no on a friend bro in the
Year in here, bro
I'm asking body count. No, no bro in the first 60 seconds, bro. That's a worse intro five drag the next person
Hey, uh, Laney
Your mic is muted and your cameras off
Take your time. No worries. No rush
Okay, or or just abandon the call completely. Oh, there we go. Hey, you accidentally click the leave button
All right, let's try again and I'll lose my mind in the third one
Hey, let me keep clicking disconnect
Try to unmute and then click the camera button if you can
Nice, okay. Nice. Nice. Okay. It's holy shit. You look familiar. It's lagging a little bit wait
Oh, it's lagging. You look extremely familiar. I might have saw you on my life before
Where hold on
You know the face guy, you know the face guys it's hold on it's like it's lagging a little bit
Is there any way you could turn off your camera then turn it back on maybe?
Nice, okay. It's perfect. Perfect. I'm so smart. Is that better? Yeah. Whoa
What was that?
What was what?
From the country
Yeah, I'm from Alabama
Okay, so like I said you look extremely extremely familiar. I might have saw you a couple places a
Couple where?
Were you were you recently at the face house?
Yes, I was
Okay, that's cool. Hey, who's your favorite phase member?
I don't really have a favorite. Come on everyone has favorite see the mother say they don't have a favorite child
But they do they have a favorite child
Honestly really don't have a favorite
I went on there, you know
Looking for someone and it just
Okay
That's we are I am a gentleman same thing though
I'm from New York
Yeah, I'm moving to Tampa soon in a couple months
Where you from LA bro? No, I live in Alabama. Richie Alabama
He she already said
What are you doing Alabama? What do you do back and forth? Mm-hmm. What's your name?
Yeah, Lana Lana my name is Richie. Nice to meet you
So what are you doing, Alabama?
I go to school there. I don't oh shit. You're in school. Oh, Ty. Yes. Oh, Ty
I'm a business. I'm trying to get my degree in business and entrepreneurship and a minor
in finance.
Okay. And do you do anything else, Lana?
I mean, I do a little bit of Instagram.
Oh, okay. That's fire. That's fire. That's cool. So you just get your money from Instagram
and then you go to school on top of it.
Well, actually, I do have another little job. I work with kids. I used to be
oh teach kids like how to tumble and you go to the gym I do a lot you go to the
gym fuck damn I love a girl goes to the gym I'm not gonna lie I've been like
here and there like my whole life I played sports but yeah no now like I'm
getting my life together like I got shit to do and I'm just going to the gym
like every day now yeah I try to go every day I still tumble a little bit so
whoa what is that like the flips that cheerleaders do shit so you just be
wrapping back flips like out of nowhere I'm not anywhere like not here now like
can you do one for me no not on this unfortunately no I wish but oh I think
I wait I think I've seen that offer before cuz is there a way I could get
like a outfit of the day I'm gonna show you I guess it's just like I'm
celibate I'm sell a bit you got back pockets are you asking me to turn around
no no whoa see if you don't want to turn around you don't have to I feel like
I've seen that set before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think my mother was wearing that.
Your mother? Yeah, she's into fitness.
Yeah, I usually wear like more fitnessy clothes. This is what I wear like on a daily foot.
Okay, so what year are you in college again?
I'm a sophomore. I'm 20. Oh, shit. You're my age. Fuck. I'm 20.
Oh, that's kind of perfect.
Yeah, y'all are the same age. Richie, I had a question.
Are you more of a blonde guy or a brunette guy?
Hey, I fucking love brunettes.
You got blue eyes, too?
I do. I do have blue eyes.
It seems that we both have curly hair as well.
I threw them the alley-oop.
Yeah, you got any Italian in you?
I have German, so...
Hey, that still works. That still works.
German still works. I love Germans.
My boy's from Germany.
Really?
Yeah, he's from the capital.
I could take you there
Really? Yeah, of course. I got connections all over there
That would actually be very nice. My grandma lives there
Wow, all right. Hey that that sounds good Lana, right?
Yes, it was nice meeting you Lana. I'll see you in the next round
Beer Bert, hold on
Yo, bro, you're almost in the question round. You got two more. Well, you just hit a holy shit right there
Are you good bro stand up stand up?
Well, but here's the thing though. I might have to run I might have to run a word through the phase guys, bro
What do you mean, bro?
I'm gonna I'm gonna have to hit on my boys from phase
Okay, she was at the face house, bro. Okay. Okay. Yeah, man. I feel what you're saying man
All right. No, how about we got two girls left? She was probably bro
She was like 9.6 my own shot at 10 9 point. That's your highest. That's literally your highest Wow. Well, like looks wise
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
All right, two more girls then we're in the question round. Let's get it. Let's go
Taylor, how's it going? Your mic is currently muted. All right
Hey Taylor, how's it going your mic's muted don't leave okay. I'm not a fucking snap
Hey Taylor don't leave the call don't leave the call don't leave the call okay Taylor oh my god oh my god
Taylor here redrag redrag Taylor don't click anything right now don't click anything okay Taylor
you're in the call whatever you do I'm bad fucking snap I'm really about a fucking snap she saw your
nose and then left so capra hey oh oh Taylor nice okay you're in the call Taylor unmute your
Mike I'm your Mike if you can't don't click the disconnect button though it's
like a red oh or click it or mother fuck yo Taylor's put me on my last straws
Taylor Taylor join the call Taylor all right you're the call you can hear me
Taylor don't click anything right now Taylor unmute your Mike and then turn
on your camera if you can do not click the disconnect button you keep
clicking it don't click it take your time Taylor no rush no rush right don't
click that button though because if you click it we're gonna have to redrag
and it's it's not ideal she might not be like tax savvy you know she might not
know Taylor you're good I mean honestly I struggle with discord on mobile all the
time don't worry about it nice okay so Taylor now um your oh okay you will
your okay your camera was loading up oh your mic's on nice it's nice your mic's
on muted Taylor talk nice we can hear you okay now okay can you see me no
Okay, so try to click that camera button again if you can if possible
It's loading loading
Loading oh, it's working. It's a little bit laggy. Okay, Taylor
Maybe click maybe turn your camera off and turn it back on and then you should be good to go
It might be working now
Richie's so bro, Richie's so flustered right now. Okay. Is it working? Yes. Yes. Yes. You're good to go. You're gonna go
Hi, I'm Taylor, nice to meet you.
Is that a double copper thing?
Hi, my name is Richie, my name is Ron.
Nice to meet you Richie.
Damn.
What's your name, Taylor?
What'd you say?
Sorry, your mic's lagging a little bit.
What's your name?
Can you hear me now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, beautiful, beautiful.
Fuck all right, so Taylor, how old you?
How old are you? How are the my damn?
I'm 20. How old you she's 30
Am I am I tweaking drinks? Oh, no, you're things like lagging. Sorry your mics like glitching a little bit
Um, did that you're like EMP your router or something? What's going on right now?
You might be getting amped a little
No, you're good Jadal don't worry about it. Um, hey, you're good. You're Mike. I could buy anyone tonight
You're Mike's cutting in and out a little bit, but
I'm on my I'm on my laptop should I try to go?
Mobile's probably better. Yeah, probably I think you go mobile. I think mobile you go data data on mobile
We'll drag. Yeah, we'll get you in like five minutes or three minutes
Fuck no, you're good to go. You're good to go
Uh, holy shit, bro. She looks like a fucking supermodel
Slow, you saw that. Hey, keep it in your pants. Uh, Chaya, you're good, bro
You're fine. Stay calm, bro. You calling me Shia, bro. You're shy little buff. It's cool. He's a good looking guy, bro
He made a Megan Fox though
Hey, I'm taking that bro. I'm taking that. Yeah, bro. You're fine, bro
Listen, oh, would you say what Richie? Would you say out of all the girls you met she in your opinion?
Is the girl that you're most attracted to or is there others?
fuck Rose damn you just threw me a fucking curveball like Slider you just
threw me a fucking I'm seven Chapman I'm seven a roll this Chapman fastball it's
all him it's only fade away she was up there she was up there bro for sure she
was up there I told she was up there I was dragging out the other girl and then
we'll drag Taylor after hey how's it going yeah how's it going oh oh I got
I'm sorry for before. No, no, you're good. By the way, your camera is like reversed right now. Is there a way you could flip it sideways, maybe?
Wait a minute. Okay. Let's see what I can do. I can try to hold it.
Nice. Okay. It's working out. It's working out. Okay.
Hello. Hey
Damn, what's your name?
Hi, I'm Cassie. Cassie. I like that name Cassie. Nice. My name is Richie.
What do you say?
Chad, don't be weird.
It's with a K, Cassie with a K.
Cassie with a K?
Why they have that with Cs?
See, I'm blood.
I'm blood, you know?
So like, you know, I fuck with that, the K.
You, hey, are you blood too?
No comment.
What are you, what are you, oh no, okay, okay.
All right, hey Cassie, so how old are you, Cassie?
Ah, actually my birthday, Saturday, of the 21.
Oh, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Damn, oh, so you're my age nice same age happy early birthday
Sorry that things like lagging a little bit
You there
Now you're good you're good you're good. All right, so so Cassie. Uh, what do you what do you do Cassie?
What do you do Cassie like what do you are looks like a day in the life
I think she's gonna amped all right Cassie got me jammered we'll move her to the next round now
yeah she could all figure that out all right next up is Taylor on mobile now I believe
Mobile
Hey Taylor, you're stressing, bro. Are you on mobile now Taylor?
All right, looks like she got me chambered as well
We haven't like a dragon try again. Keep trying
You gotta give her like six strikes, bro. Come on. Hey Taylor. How's it going? Are you on mobile now?
Yeah, I am okay awesome. Just all you gotta do is click the camera button. Oh nice. All right
You should be good to go now
Hello
What's going on?
Bricked up. Can you still not see me? No, I can see you. I can see you
You look good, you don't gotta worry about that
My own you look good. Hey
Appreciate it. All right, so what's your name?
Taylor Taylor
Hey, you spell it
P-A-Y-L-O-R
Whoa, whoa, wait that was a curveball wait do that again
P-A-Y
L-O-R.
Oh, OK, OK.
I thought you said, like, double L.
No, no, no, no.
Fuck, my name's Richie.
Nice to meet you, Richie.
Nice to meet you.
Damn.
What do you do for work?
What do I do?
All right, I'm a streamer.
I basically stream games and shit.
Yeah.
I play video games a lot better.
He's really good at video games.
Mike, what's your favorite?
Whatever yours is.
Oh, I reject it.
I like, OK, so I just started
playing rainbow six like recently but I like that and I like four as well what you
just started playing rainbow six yeah I did like I'm obsessed with it I'm obsessed
with it what the fuck what you hold on hold on I feel like you're breaking my
balls right now hold on Taylor Taylor by the way so the number one rainbow
satish part of the world is stomping and this guy Richie last night he beat him
in a one-on-one I'm not all my mother's life I'm not even kidding he
beat him 7-2. Yeah, so he's right now he's the best in the world.
You're joking, you're joking.
I'm such a good way.
So let me get down to business, okay?
I'm gonna keep it brutally honest you Taylor.
I feel like you're breaking my balls right now.
Made me two operators in Rainbow Six Siege.
Uh, Lana and...
I'm like the issues I'm not good with names, so...
Just break down like Rainbow Six Siege.
Um...
basically like so I just started playing like literally like five days ago so I'm
like when I say I'm new I'm new at it it's alright you could lie to me I don't
care you could you could fucking lie to me it's fine who's that in the back though
we got to get down to business with that my friend my best friend she's my
roommate oh it's a girl it's a girl yeah all right but she's fine damn so
So you said you just started playing Rainbow.
What other games do you play?
I play four a little bit, but just those two.
I just started gaming recently, because my friends are really into it.
What?
Okay.
That sounds good.
So what are your hobbies?
I love to surf.
I love to go to the gym, and I'm really into hiking recently.
Hiking?
Yeah.
I mean I grew up like running track and like running in like the trails.
I grew up.
Oh, so you're an athlete?
Not really.
I wouldn't say an athlete, but I used to be.
He's getting Rizzy chat.
He's getting Rizzy.
Can I get an outfit of the day?
You have a nice outfit on.
I don't know if you can like see me.
It's just like this top and then I'll stand up.
I'm just wearing like these like alo sweats.
I'm celibate.
Oh, you got a ring on it.
You married.
No, I'm waiting to be though.
Shae, where are you from?
What the fuck is happening?
I'm from originally California, but I live in Miami now.
Bro.
Damn, I'm moving to Tampa.
Are you actually?
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
What are you doing?
No, okay, okay.
He's actually buying property in Tampa this year.
Yeah, 100% no, no bullshit.
I'm not lying.
Where are you originally from?
New York.
New York.
I've never been
In the city I got a couple spots you you eat Italian
That's nice
Italy, have you been it? Of course
It's my dream
Talk about that later. It was nice meeting you though Taylor. I'll see you in the next round. Okay. See you then. Bye. It is
How do you feel right now?
I can see like here. Here's what I'm trying to figure out stand up
Bro, I could say bro like hello
Because it when I say it's like that
Bro, I know there's no method bro. There's no method. I'm gonna be chilling bro. Okay. Okay, bro
So how are you feeling right now, bro? I don't know if she was breaking my balls, but she with that girl
I mean she could probably lie to me and like
ruin me but like I you think so like you think that's that's reasonable what do
you mean like well when she said Lana I mean bro she was close to Ayana she was
cool I saw the Xbox in the back I saw the Xbox back she's probably telling the
truth to be out she's probably brand new to the game I was scouting that bro I
bro who was that in the back was that actually a girl I probably I it's
gonna clip that do we do we clip that but we're about to get into the
question round I'm gonna take another piss I'm like really I gotta take a piss
to okay we're gonna both take a piss break hi-fives turn on your high-fives
high-fives good high-fives do fucking tricks but I turn on your camera and
take over the stream I'm gonna go piss okay 30 seconds I'm worth a question
round yeah I got you 30 seconds and now it's time for eliminations so I gotta
to do tricks. Okay, so chat. Do you think Richie, sorry, you're gonna drag some person? Do you think
Richie's cooked or not? Is Richie cooked? Hey chat. Stand up bro, I'm not, bro. I've
eyes so nerdy. I'm gonna start banning. Okay, I gotta pull up Richie's chat too. Let me talk to Richie's chat.
Alright, chat. Chat, I'm, chat. Chat, I'm about to get on. Chat, hold on.
Out of ten, how do you guys think this is going? And if it's going amazing, give me a talk. Let me chat.
Chat, I'm giving you comfy. I'm comfy.
Okay, chat. I'm back. On a scale of one through ten, how do y'all think this is doing?
I'm not on chat.
Oh, hi guys, he's here.
No.
Take cover, chat.
Hey, hi guys. How's it going?
Oh
Oh under what under attack of what a top attack
Have I stopped bro? Hello, okay?
Hot-tack nice now. Yeah. Have I the fuck is stop doing that?
You're doing a good job. Jerry. All right. Fuck bro. I love I love dude. Yo, there's so many of them
Bro, there's 20 of them. They see I know I know you gotta calm down. Okay. We're in the question round
I'm stressing I got I got you through the roof right now. Jixie. Oh, I think okay. This is like I just had three bowls of pasta
Richie, this is where it gets intense though, bro
Because now you have to wait they're all gonna be in here. Yes, bro. All of them. Have I dragged everyone?
Yeah, we go there we go there Richie, this is we have to look them in the eyes and eliminate them, bro
I want to be an asshole though bro.
No, no, no, be nice bro.
You're a respectful cordial guy.
Fuck, and I'm being an asshole.
I don't give a fuck.
No, bro.
No, bro.
No, no, no, you're doing fine, bro.
Uh, advise Dragos.
All right, let's go.
On a fucking Twitter.
Hey, guys.
How's it going?
Um, wait, uh, Richie, uh, everybody turn on your, uh, camera right now.
If you guys can't, if you guys can't.
I'll call you back.
Vice, am I glitched?
Can you next five minutes?
What?
Dude, is my camera working? It says it's on, but it shows it's off.
Alright, I'm deafened right now. All the girls are here. They're ready to go.
Like in frame.
Um, okay. So there's a couple cameras that are off right now. Taylor, your camera's off.
E, I think it was Eva, your camera's off. Oh, Taylor's camera's on now.
Kenna, your camera's off. Ava, your camera's off. Everybody else should be good though.
Where's Richie at? Yo, Richie, turn the camera on.
Yo, hello. Can you hear me?
Turn the camera on.
my camera's off okay there you go there okay
what are you laughing at no i'm good bro uh what's going on hello
eva your camera is off by the way i'm just bugging i don't know what to do
yeah my camera won't turn on uh who who said that there's only one camera
Oh
Just Eva Eva try to like maybe
Maybe leave the call rejoin. Hi guys help brother. This is your fucking job. Come on. Help help Eva
Even I'm trying to turn your camera on maybe maybe oh
and
She left again
All right. Well, maybe that's our first elimination Richie. I don't know what's going on. Okay. What's going on?
Oh
Eva you had it on then turned it off I just said I'm sorry, I'm okay. I think we're is it is it on now
Is it on vice? I don't see it, right?
Where Jerry wait? Oh, I see Eva. You're good. Okay. Everybody's good
So for the people that are new to this this is what we call the elimination round
So Richie is going to ask you guys a question.
It could be any question in the world.
It could be anything.
What's your favorite color movie?
It doesn't matter.
He's going to ask you a question.
You guys are going to answer the question after everybody answers the question.
He's going to eliminate three of you guys.
We're going to keep cycling this until there is one girl left.
Does everybody understands?
Everybody good to go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Richie, do you have your first question prepared?
Fuck.
Yeah, I think I got one. I think I got one.
Let's do it.
Should we start off hot?
Should we start off hot right here?
It's up to you, man.
This is how many questions are we going?
We go like, uh, there's going to be probably like five or six total, I'd say.
Hey, fuck it. All right, let's start off.
Let's start off bold.
What's the, um, what's the body counts?
Oh, God, why would he do that?
Is that a bad question?
Why would he do that?
That's what the chat's saying.
Ritzy, you could, oh, God.
That's what that's what the chat said.
So, okay.
Well, you guys can, oh Jesus Christ, Richie, um...
Hey, we don't have to start with that. We don't have to start with that. I have other questions.
If you guys want to say skip, you could say skip. Richie, it's up to you, bro. It's your date, bro. This is your night, bro. It's your date.
What are the lovely females think? Is that an asshole question or is that a good question? You guys can be honest.
That's an asshole question.
It's an asshole question.
Hey, bro. Yeah, Richie, you're good. See you guys.
See you guys.
Hey, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies. He knows he's an asshole, though, which is good.
Ladies ladies, I'm a gentleman. No, no don't don't listen that guy. I'm a gentleman. It was just I was I was listening to the chat
All right now do a real question
All right
um real question
Jynxie can you uh, can you open me or okay? I got it. Okay. I'll I'll ask question number one. So
Question number one. This is gonna be a good like starter question
What is
your type in a man? What do you look for in a boyfriend? We're going to start off at the
top with Brandy.
Beautiful question.
Brandy, what do you look for in a man?
Definitely somebody funny. Anybody who can make me laugh is definitely my type. I like
somebody who's nice and kind and generous. Somebody who's kind to like the wait staff
and stuff like that and somebody that doesn't treat themselves too seriously, you know,
I want to have fun.
Nice.
Got answer, Brandy.
Next up is Deals.
Deals, what do you look for in a man?
I look for someone who's really authentic to who they are, really funny, goes with
their passion in life.
I don't really care about money or anything like that.
I'm like fine being the breadwinner.
I just care that they're passionate about what they're doing.
OK, good answer.
Bella, what do you look for in a man, Bella?
I would say I actually prefer brunettes.
And I like to look.
Would you classify me as a brunette?
I think so.
I mean, the way it's looking.
Shit, I think I am.
I never got tested for that.
I will roll with it, though.
I will roll with it.
I like someone who's nice and someone who can be really adventurous with me and the big traveler. So if you like to go on trips
Yeah, I like that. I
Love to go on trips. I go to Italy every year
Yeah
Busted my balls you weren't you were not born in Italy
Where you born? Oh
Wow, that's a common. Hey, I believe it. I believe it. All right
Bro, Richie, stop interrogating, bro.
No, I'm just wondering.
No, you don't speak any.
No, do you?
I'm in there.
You can teach me a little.
I'll teach you, yeah.
Thank you.
OK, Eva.
Eva, what do you look for in a man?
OK, first of all, he has to be really good at FPS games.
Second of all, dark hair. Third of all, funny.
Okay. Okay. Interesting. Hailey, what do you look for in a man? Hailey?
Someone that likes to travel, someone that works hard. Um, I like someone that would rather show up that they own properties and not wear designer stuff.
I don't like people that try to like flex but don't like invest in money well um I like
brunette guys definitely um funny caring honest um someone who can be called out and take it well
wow okay okay Jess what do you look for in a man Jess well I'm very picky with my guys
because I've only dated girls for the last five years so.
Whoa that was a curveball. Yeah. That's cool though, that's cool.
Like you could probably teach me some things. I probably could.
And so what made you switch sides? You don't have to answer it if you don't
want to. It was that girls are very emotional
and I'm quite emotional so it's like a whole
religion so I want someone who can like level me out
and have that intelligence within it as well.
Sounds good.
OK, Jade.
I think Jade and Autumn are there.
Are you guys on a 2v1ing him or what's going on here?
What's happening?
We could keep Autumn in there.
Yeah, we're a package deal.
I thought he was going to get him hopped in.
Wait, Autumn, you said you thought he was cute,
so you hopped in?
So hopped in.
Wow, Richie, wow.
I like it.
Two for one deal.
He's got a brickhouse in his pants right now.
OK, so Autumn and Jade, what do you guys look for in a man?
By the way, hold on.
Is there a jet engine in the background?
You guys got a fucking airport right now?
What the fuck's going on up there?
It's airplane.
I think.
Okay.
Okay.
I look for a confident man who likes to leave the house, likes to travel.
If you've gained that school, I wanted to get into video games, not get at it.
A man that can cook.
I can cook, but like cooking together at the stove at night time is really, really
cute to me.
I got a question.
Yes.
Does Air Frya and Microwave Conn as cooking?
Yes.
All right, fuck it, all right.
I don't know how to, the only thing I know how to cook is eggs and just throw shit in
the F-Rio.
I'll cook for you, don't worry about it.
Sounds good.
Me and Otto, me and Otto, I'm stuck and I'm so big and you're having a full course
meal.
Nice.
Sounds good.
So.
James, can you pour your drink?
Okay.
Okay, so what's going on?
Are you guys like, are you and Autumn like dating or something?
What's happening here?
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, okay. All right. So Richie if you date one of them you date both of them, right?
All right. Interesting. Okay, Richie. Oh, that's a good answer. Okay, next up is Jasmine. Jasmine,
what do you look forward to man? To be honest, I really like like a nerd because there's not
much going up yeah like not much going on so I like a guy that's a bit of a nerd
looks wise brunette tall and big nose I would say I don't know why I'm just
attracted to big noses wow well I mean Richie fuck man hey fuck no
Mentally
Me making it like making it to be yeah, yeah, yeah, no I can go your sand. You're not yeah
It's just it would just happen by chance got it. Okay, it's just
Jen Jen, what do you look for in a man?
I'm looking for somebody who just like brightens up my life and like I don't know like is
is fun, adventure is somebody that gets me out of house because I'm kind of a housebody and I want
to have like an adventure buddy that wants to like go out every now and then and do something
because I don't like doing things alone and I do love traveling and but I would never do it alone
when I guess so I don't travel very much and I really want to find the person that just
like lights up my life also I totally agree with her about the big nose thing I
don't know what it is but it's really sexy and also if you can give really back
massages that's like a weird fetish of mine hey I scratch backs like I'm a
fucking like I'm from Brazil like I'm that's my hobby right there I'm good at
that you like and yet back scratch it's not like a massage but it's not it sounds
good yeah okay okay all right um next up is Kaylee Kaylee what do you look for in a
man. So I don't know, can you hear me? Yep. I don't know if you know Richie who
sketches but like I like someone like that as like an example like someone who's
really funny naturally like all the time and like doesn't need to ride on
their looks or like their community to get where they're going like they're
just naturally everyone's everyone fucks with that like everyone likes what that person like
what sketch says and does and like how his manualisms are like everyone's immediately like drawn to
him and it doesn't have to be a oh he's sexy oh he's a millionaire oh he's successful it's like
I like that raw natural connection of like oh he's funny and like can make me laugh and it
It doesn't matter where his looks go or his success goes.
I'm laughing.
Okay, nice.
Good answer.
Great answer.
Joe, just, just, just to see, I got it.
Just to see, what do you look for in a minute?
I would say like really funny and has to love food
because I love cooking.
So you definitely have to be a foodie and loves animals
because I live in a farm.
So you gotta love animals.
Okay, all right, sweet.
Next up, Kira.
Kira, what do you look for in a man?
Okay, so this is like an ongoing list.
Like as I date people, I kind of figure out,
okay, I like that, or I didn't like that.
But I think what's most important to me is someone
who is very kind and honest.
If you're not a kind or honest person,
it's just not gonna work.
I never lie to people that I date.
And if I find them out, find out that they're lying to me,
even if it's like the smallest thing,
it just doesn't work for me.
So I think I want someone who is not only that,
but also is really interested in me,
is supportive of my social media and what I do.
And I think there's also part of it
where you can't really explain it
like when you connect with someone.
It's just like, I think that's what makes love
so exciting.
So it's like the core values that you have,
but also like the unspoken connection that's there too.
Dad, what's up?
Nice, I'm going to answer that.
Dad!
I'm Freeman, what's up?
I'm watching this.
All right, who's next?
Lana, Lana's next.
I enjoy, I really appreciate your clip, Martin.
But we got two for one here for Ricky.
Why are we even continuing this?
Thank you dad. Thank you. All right. Love you
Also, I'd like a funny guy like I guess anyone because I'm pretty funny. I think
I'm really there is no way that just I need my name to match my energy like the school
there is no way that just you know trying to have no
You know someone to support me through all that, but yeah, that's typically my type
I've only had one boyfriend though, so it's kind of like it's hard here
Mmm. Okay. Okay. Great answer. Uh, who's next? Who's next?
Okay, that was Lana. Next up is Madeleine. Madeleine, what do you look for in a man?
I would say
Somebody who's like sure of himself. I think it's really attractive
When somebody's just not afraid to like feed themselves like even I don't know like I
Hate when guys are trying to like impress their friends all the time and it like
They become void of any personality like I just like when you can be yourself
Even if you like people like that's fucking cringe like it's fine like who cares like
Be who you are. It's it's hot. You know I like that. I also love a big nose
But I mean like I'm Italian so of course they do
pretty eyes somebody said pretty eyes that's huge i also i go to the gym like every day but i don't
need a guy that does that also like i don't know i think it's important for your like
shit i go to the gym okay perfect let's go all right beautiful who's next okay great answer
fantabulous. Next up is Nicole. Nicole from Sweden, I believe, right? Oh, Nicole, your
mic's muted. I'm really sorry about that. Oh, there we go.
Sorry. I like a guy that is funny. Makes me laugh. Also like a nerdy guy. And also
smart and a guy that wants to learn Russian too because my parents speak Russian so if
you would be up for that, yeah I mean I don't care about looks so as long as you make me
happy smile and your loyal to me I mean that's I mean that's everything
all right sounds sounds amazing next up language is like impossible though I heard
next up Taylor Taylor what do you look for in a man so physically I don't have
type, I mainly look for someone who's like really genuine and obviously caring. I would
want you to be able to make me laugh and basically just like a best friend. So anyone who can
I can really like connect with on like a really deep level. That's basically just my type.
Okay, all right. Wow. Richie, you just got done with the questionnaire.
A lot of... That was everyone? Did we miss anyone?
Some people were forcefully removed by Hive Eyes.
Okay. Hive Eyes, what was going on? Someone was doing something insane or something? I don't
remember what's happening. Yeah, they're being very weird. Yeah, a lot of shit was happening,
not on Twitch, that's likely. Okay, Richie, now here's where you gotta make a big decision.
We got to eliminate you have to eliminate because this is the first question around you have to eliminate three girls
Take your time. We think about it. Remember. This is your date, Richie. You got it. I'm a three girls right now
Because they're gonna be one for you, man
so
Ray, okay, take your time
But once you have your answer tell me who is getting eliminated or am I feel like an asshole?
I don't want to I don't want to come off like an asshole like eliminating people
No, no, he's not he's a nice guy. It's just he has to do it, you know
Okay, um, let me see, let me see.
This is always the best part.
All right.
All right.
First, the first person I'm going to eliminate.
Let me see.
All right.
So we're going to start off with like the most obvious, um, I don't really
like tattoos.
That's just me, like person.
I don't really like tattoos.
So I'm sorry.
Uh, Haley and Kaylee.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I just, I'm not.
It's just I you guys are beautiful ladies. I just don't like tattoos. Okay, I'll sketch to call me
Okay, we'll do one more and when that's
One more person rich you have to eliminate one more person. You're not a tattoo guy, huh?
No, no, no, it's just preference anyone else have tattoos in here
No, okay
Let me see, I think I'm gonna go with uh, Gels.
Who?
Deals.
Deals, deals.
It's just when I was talking to you I felt like we were like complete opposites, you
know?
Oh, totally.
I feel like I feel like I liked one thing, you liked the other thing, we were black
and white, you know, we're like different, you know what I mean by that?
Yeah, no.
We're like red and blue.
I'm super weird. I get it.
No, no, no, you're not weird.
You're not weird at all.
It's okay.
But I'll see you. God bless.
Okay.
Next round.
All right. Wow.
You guys made it to the next round.
Congratulations.
Richie, do you have a question prepared
for these women tonight?
Do I have a question?
Let me see.
Oh, my fucking, dude. I gave you one.
Oh, I do got a question.
I got a question. I got a question.
What's your ideal first date?
Do we start with Brandy?
Yeah, we'll start with Brandy.
Brandy, what's your ideal first date, Brandy?
My ideal first date would be
that somewhere we could really talk.
Maybe going for like a nice walk,
maybe like a sunset stroll
and then like grabbing some dinner afterwards.
Um, yeah, that was perfect.
Okay, okay, okay, uh, Bella, what is your ideal first date, Bella?
My ideal first date, I think, well, so I would love to do dinner and like I said, I'm really
adventurous, so doing something fun like maybe going to a drive-in movie or walking
around downtown, doing something cute like that afterwards where we could like really
connect like a little bit more privately. That's my ideal date I guess.
Okay all right next up Eva. Eva what is your ideal first date Eva?
I think an amusement park or something kind of like that would be great because there's
plenty of time to talk while you're walking around, but there's also food and there's like games to
play and stuff. I think it's, I think that would be perfect. Okay amazing answer. Next up is Jess.
Jess, what is your ideal first name? Stargazing on the beach at night. Like specifically on the
beach because it's just so beautiful and you can- Corny, Corny, Corny, Corny. Oh, great
answer I like that amazing Richie you like stargazing Richie? I I've never
stargazed the day in my life but well let me be your father. New things to try
every day I'm done. Alright. Fantabulous. Jasmine what is your ideal first
date Jasmine? Oh Jasmine your mic's muted sorry you're gonna have to
resay everything. Still muted. Oh take your time no problem no rush. There you go. Sorry can you hear me? No, no problem at all.
So my first my ideal first date would probably be like a picnic kind of vibe with like I really like painting or like anything
like arts and crafts
Yeah, that's not like I
Don't know but yeah, like anything like arts and crafts
Picnic kind of vibe. I don't really like fancy like dinners and stuff
Okay, great answer
Jen Fox, what is your ideal first date?
Since you said you're from New Jersey and I was saying I really like New York.
So I fly you out to New York because it's like one of my favorite places and we just
go anywhere. We just walk around the city blindly, aimlessly find our own adventure and then
eventually I'd like to end up somewhere around the Brooklyn Bridge where we like kiss under the bridge or something.
Okay, very romantic. Nice.
Alright, just, just, just, Stasi, what is your ideal first date?
Um, my ideal first date would be, first of all, like, you don't have to do anything.
You could just, like, be gaming, and I would cook from scratch for you,
like, make you some fresh sourdough, um, some amazing, like, raw milks.
you get all the vitamins, and I would just take care of you and cook from scratch for you.
Wow, okay. Wow. Kira, what is your ideal first date?
I think my ideal first date is like anything thoughtful if we have like a shared interest or hobby doing that.
But if I don't have any information to go off of, I would say like a sports game, like a baseball game or a basketball game would be a fun first date
because it kind of gives us something to talk about.
It's like the conversation dolls
that also like watching sports.
Okay, fantabulous answer.
Next up, Lana.
Lana, what is your ideal first date?
I would say I'm pretty easy going.
I do like the gym.
I think it's, you know,
it's a little less stressful on like the first date.
So like a nice little like gym date,
we can kind of like talk to each other
as we like work out and then maybe like lunch after,
but I always feel like the first day is very like nerve wracking.
So I feel like like a gym date would be easy
and it would be fun.
And we would like generally have like a,
get an easy conversation if that makes sense.
Like just something easy to chill.
Once again, I don't really go out too much.
So I mean, maybe in the future like dinner,
but I would love a gym date for sure.
Okay, good answer, good answer.
Madeline, what is your ideal first aid?
Okay, I have three dogs.
I love to take, if you have dogs, take our dogs to the lake.
I love when people have dogs. I love dogs. I'm a huge dog person. I love animals.
Take dogs to the lake. That's so much fun. I've got two big dogs, one little dog.
I am. That would just be, and then we could like swim.
And then I also like like night swimming like
Richie, are you a big dog guy Richie? Yeah, I got two dogs nice French bulldog and a shitsuit
The Frenchies name Rudy and shitsu's name Lola you own us you own a shit-suit Richie
yeah it's like it's like yeah it's a family dog awesome great Nicole what is
your ideal first date Nicole um I would like to like keep it classy so I would
say a nice dinner it works best like to get to know each other but you said you've
been to Italy right? Yeah. I will probably fly out to Italy because I love Italy. I've
been there before. Or take you to Sweden, Stockholm and show you around. Yeah, like a guide tour.
Okay, sounds good. Sounds good. Yeah. Okay, okay. And Richie, would you be interested
and showing her around New York?
Yeah, I'm opposed to it.
Of course.
Okay, brilliant.
Alright, last up here, last one.
Taylor, what is your ideal first date, Taylor?
So I'd say anything that you can get to know each other on a personal level.
So I would probably say cooking or baking, something like indoors,
And then like I'll be like play video games and then it's really anything personal
Okay, all right Richie Wow a lot of good answers here great answers
I'll stand in but Richie you have to eliminate two girls right now who do you want to eliminate?
Who do you want to name Richie you're gonna have to give me a little bit um, let me uh, okay Richie
Can I rock a pit pretty quick while you think?
Yeah, go ahead, bro, yeah.
I'm going to drown.
Does anyone have a...
This is like a question for everyone.
Does anyone have a child?
What the fuck?
No, no, no.
What the fuck?
This is hard.
I'm not going to lie.
This is hard.
I'm going to have to go with...
I'm going to have to go with...
I'm struggling with the name.
Jotsay?
Justusay.
Jotsusay.
Alright, so you're a lovely girl.
It's just, I'm not really like, that like farm.
You don't even have to scratch your ears and scratch?
No, I'm not really like a farm guy, you know?
Like, I'm not really like a horse.
I don't really ride horses and stuff.
Yeah, it can be pretty tough.
Yeah, but.
You're sent.
Yeah, so, um, and then one more.
Okay, fuck.
Damn, I feel like an asshole right now.
Let me see.
All right.
Second, I'm going to have to go with Nicole.
Just because, like, you're like very far away, you know?
Like, you're from Sweden, right?
I can move down to you.
What do you mean?
You can move down to me in the United States.
Yeah, sure.
I don't know.
I'm not really like opposed to like learning Russian too. You said you you want to you want to teach me Russian
I feel like that language is complicated. No, it's easy. I struggle with Spanish, so
But um, yeah
Let's meet you
Okay, I feel like a fucking asshole. I know you have you're not a asshole, bro. You're you're doing fine. Okay
We are now in the final
10! God damn! Okay, so Richie, do you have a question prepared for round three?
This is gonna be another double elimination round, so think about your answers wisely here.
You guys are in the top 10 right now. Richie, what do you think about it?
For a question? All right, so I kind of have a question. I have a question, but I'm not sure.
or you don't have to answer it if you're uncomfortable,
but it's gonna be, are you ladies religious?
We can start off with Brandy.
Okay, so Richie, just so I'm clear.
So Richie, you said if they don't want to answer,
they don't have to, but you said,
okay, if they're religious or not,
is that your question?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay, Richie, we'll start off with Brandy.
My family's religious and I grew up in the Bible Belt,
but I'm personally not very religious.
I just feel like I haven't found a church that really like fits my vibe.
So I haven't gotten into it.
Okay. Next up is Bella.
Bella, are you a religious?
So let's reach this question.
And if you don't want to answer, you don't have to.
Oh, I think our mics muted Bella.
Bella, your mic was muted there.
I'm sorry about that.
Um, yeah, no, I grew up around religion, a lot of religion.
and I still have family that are religious,
but I currently am not very religious myself.
Okay.
Are you like an atheist or?
I don't really, I don't know.
Oh, you just don't,
you just don't like dabbling at all?
I'm like open to new ideas,
but I have nothing like specific, yeah.
All right.
Next up is Eva, Eva.
Yep, yep, sorry, I heard you now.
I'm like sort of kind of religious. I'm not really like Christian per se, but I
kind of believe like you know there could be a God and I do like pray but I'm not
like praying to the Christian God I'm just kind of mom turn the microwave off
how frames are dropping.
It's any sense.
Okay, all right.
Next up is Jess.
Okay, I believe there is a higher power,
not necessarily like a God specifically,
but in all religions,
they all reference like a higher power,
but then like people who are into science
reference like placebo effect or whatever it could be.
I just believe your brain like is how,
like, you know what I mean?
like I'm not Christian, but I do believe in brain universe shit stuff.
Brain universe shit stuff. That's good. No, no, no, that's good. That's great. Okay.
Next up is Jasmine.
Yeah, I'm not religious just because like growing up, I went to like a bunch of
Catholic schools and stuff and then like I'm bi.
So like, I just feel like we don't go together.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, Jasmine. Got it. Got it. All right, Jen Fox.
Uh, you're up next.
What was the question again? It's for religious? Yes, Richie's question was
are you religious and if you don't want to answer that's fine too. That was
question. So I grew up Christian. I went to Christian school from like A through
eighth grade. So we had to like memorize Bible verses and like the whole ten yards
like we prayed for lunch every single day and I think that kind of traumatized
me but I am still spiritual and I still believe in a higher power. I just call
the universe now like it's just the higher power the thing I feel I just feel that you should be
like a good person it's not like religion where they punish you and say you're like going to go
to hell or anything like that but you it just is something I don't know that you just I don't
know just a good energy and you should like spread that on to others and like just try and be good
in general but it has nothing to do with religion for me because I don't like like I guess the
the negative things where they're like, you're going to go to hell. And like, it's like really
angry vibes. I don't really synonymize with that. But I do believe that there is something
out there. Okay, so got it. You just believe in being a good person. I got you. Yeah,
it's good answer. Yeah. Okay. Next up is Kira. Okay, so I used to be totally atheist
and then kind of developed more like spiritual ideology a few years ago, like about five years ago.
So I go to a spiritual book group every Sunday. I love it. I love the friends that I've made from
there. I think the most important thing about my spirituality is just being kind to everyone,
forgiving people, like no matter what they do. You know, it doesn't have anything to do
with me. I don't need to be an angry person. So whatever happened is just forgive it and
and let it go, and it's brought me a lot of peace and happiness.
So if someone's religious, I don't mind.
I would just consider myself spiritual.
Gotcha.
OK.
Good answer.
Lana, you're up next.
I am a Christian.
I actually do still go to church on Sundays
with my mom and my little sister.
I don't judge anyone who has a different belief than me,
but I am Christian.
And I do go to church.
But yeah.
Okay.
That is what I believe in.
I believe in God.
But once again, I don't judge anyone
who doesn't have the same beliefs, but yeah.
Gotcha.
Okay.
Next up is Madeleine.
Madeleine, your next up.
So I was raised Catholic
and when I was young, my papa passed away.
And since then, I don't really know
Like, I don't know if I'm religious or not, I'd say.
Like I'm open to it, absolutely.
I just have no idea.
I wish I knew.
Okay.
Okay.
Last is Taylor.
Taylor, what would you say?
So I'm actually Catholic.
I grew up Catholic.
And so I go to church every week.
And that's why, I don't know if you remember
I said my dream spot is Italy.
That's why I really want to go to Italy
because I want to see all of the insane churches in Rome
and all of the beautiful religious art.
So yeah, I'm actually a heavy Catholic.
Okay, Richie, you got a lot of different answers.
A lot of different answers.
You have to eliminate two this round.
Take your time, think wisely here.
Can we do another question?
Okay, what if when you eliminate someone,
you can ask an elimination question.
An elimination question, okay.
So who do you want to eliminate right now?
Give me one second, Jynxer.
Okay, okay.
All right, Richie, do you have your,
do you have your eliminations in your mind right now?
What are you thinking about that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Two elimination, number two.
Two, okay.
That's two.
So for the first one, I'm gonna eliminate Chiara,
I just feel like I feel like we don't mix and match you know I feel like you know complete
we're like opposites you know in a sense okay and okay and I feel like an asshole when
and then leave. She left. Aang and Richie, remember you have to do- Oh, she was, yeah,
she was like a little older than me too, so like, you know. Okay. One more elimination,
Richie. Wait, how old are you, Eva? 27, but I think you guessed that I was 23. Yeah,
uh, I don't know. I don't think 27 and 20, like, will work like that, you know?
You're still a beautiful girl Ava. Thank you. Ava you have a stone there. Is that like one of those like energy necklaces?
You know what I'm talking about? Or no. Oh you do witchcraft. Is that like amarold? Is that amarold stone?
I don't know what it is. I just thought it was a witchcraft. Alright sorry. I try to make the elimination go smoother there.
All right, yeah, have a great night
Have an amazing night. Good night. All right
Fuck but it's getting it's getting hotter by the round. Oh, we're in the top eight. Okay, Richie
Do you have a like thing for blondes here? Let's go around brother
You got five blondes two. I don't discriminate bow and one black hair
All right, brother
Okay, Richie round four now. We're gonna start going
We'll do one more double elimination. Then it's going to be single elimination. Okay. So this is another big round here
Richie, you got to think wisely about your question, brother
What do you got JC? You think you got me? What a what a really good question, but yeah, yeah, okay
So this is a great question. This is something that I think is important. Um, so the question for round four is going to be
What are your goals or where do you see yourself in five to ten years or like, you know?
What are your goals? What are your goals? Where do you want to be in life? What are your goals?
We'll start off with brandy at the top left. So I feel like I'm currently in my grind era
so I'm really trying to like make some businesses and get something rolling that
Stays paying me money like forever and build some generational wealth
Wow, you're on that like real estate shit
Yeah, I'm on the grind.
Nice.
Passive income.
My first property in Miami, so.
Wow!
Richie, unmute your mic, you cocksucker.
Hey, hey, I fucking love that.
It's fucking beautiful.
Okay.
I love that.
Hey.
Nice.
Driven, very driven, awesome.
Driven, very motivational.
Next up, Bella.
Bella, what are your dreams, aspirations, goals?
Well, I'm also in my grind era.
I just like love working and I'm a creator so I get to work with a lot of people and meet a lot of people, which is really fun for me.
Um, but eventually I just know that my goal is like work really hard to have a family eventually and just settle down in like a cute, nice suburban city.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Richie, what do you think of that?
That sounds great.
Yeah, that's nice.
You're in your Ryan stay right now.
You said same on me.
I'm 20 years old, you know, I'm making money and uh, yeah, beautiful answer
Thanks
Next up is Jess Jess. What are your dreams goals and aspirations?
So at the moment I actually trade like stocks and forex. Wow
Yeah, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Can I give you like 50,000 you turn you turn into like 500?
500,000
How did how look good are you I trade in
I wouldn't say I'm like good good but I'm also developing a software at the
moment and then using the money from that to then buy properties next year.
Okay wait. So I'm very I'm like. Okay so you're developing a software you day
trade and buying property? Yeah so you know. Okay okay. That's like my favorite thing.
Okay okay next up is Jasmine. Jasmine what are your dreams goals and aspirations?
So my goal is to buy a house next year or the year after and then I want to study vet
nursing and then I plan on living in Australia for like six months of the year and then travelling
the other six months and I really want to help like, bugs overseas like in places like
Bali and stuff like that.
Bali, nice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where's that?
Where's that?
Africa?
It's, no.
It's like two hours from like Australia,
like from the top of Australia.
OK.
Nice.
I'm amazing.
OK.
Next up.
I wanted to do that too.
Wait.
You wanted to do what this year?
Yeah.
Me and my boy were talking about it maybe a couple weeks
ago, go over to Bali.
OK.
You have to go.
So good.
OK.
Great.
Next up is Jen Fox.
Jen Fox, what are your dreams, goals, slash aspirations?
All right, now I'm building myself up.
So eventually I've always wanted to be like a housewife,
but obviously that's not very realistic in today's age.
Like you have to have both men and women working.
So I was like, well, if I can work and save enough,
then I could be my own housewife.
It's kind of the goal.
but what okay but what if Richie what if Richie took care of you what if Richie was like
wait so hold on hold on whoa whoa whoa Jynxie wait so you want to be a housewife yeah like
where you like where you don't work I'm ideally that's kept the goal eventually but like I would
support it if you can't support it but if you can't support it that's cool too Richie can you
support it or not what's going on right now I can support it but you know I want to I want
a girl who could who's a working you know hard-working I work I do work hard I've
got a actual extensive real estate portfolio I'd love to compare with yours
and my other goal I want to pursue music when I have more free time away from my
other endeavors I want to do music and I want to travel the world like I have
I want to see all the countries.
I have a lot of things I need to do.
Sounds great.
OK, all right.
Lana, what are your dreams goals slash or comma,
whatever you prefer, aspirations?
Sorry.
So for me, would to graduate first, graduate college.
No, I probably already said this,
but to graduate with two minors.
So I might have to do a little bit extra school.
Obviously for the next like five to 10 years
have some sort of business.
I'm still learning on exactly what I wanna do.
I'm only in my sophomore year,
so I'm kind of just like trying to figure that out right now.
But right now my goal is to just finish school
with two minors.
That's a lot to handle right now.
But hopefully just be a successful business woman.
I do wanna work.
I want my own income.
I want my own business, you know, my name on something.
I think that that's very important for, you know,
our relationship for, you know, you two to do something.
But yeah, so I would say right now would two,
like just graduate with my two minors
and then my one major.
Okay, okay, okay.
Next up is Madeline, Madeline,
what are your dreams, goals and aspirations?
I want to be an illustrator or a character designer.
and I'm working on it.
So that's my goal, I guess.
I'm really into writing and stuff, like children stories.
And then drawing the pages of them
and I just do that for my niece and stuff
and it's like a lot of fun.
I'd love to do that as a career, so.
No, that's fucking dope.
Rishi, do you like,
what's that?
She like makes art and stuff,
like children's craft, like,
you make art and stuff, yeah.
Yeah, I love, I spent all my time
Painting and drawing wow, that's amazing
That's cool. Do you do like what kind of odd do you do? He doesn't fuck. Yes. Oh my god
I love okay like you know invincible the show
Not a clue. Oh my god. You got to watch it. What the super heroes
Yeah, it's super here stuff, but it's like oh, it's so good ever since I saw that I've been making like so many
Off of that like I'd love to do that as my career. That's my 100% my dream
Okay, okay. Next up is Taylor. Taylor. What are your dreams and goals and aspirations?
Okay, so I have a few
I feel like this is such a basic one, but obviously by a house. I
really want to travel like the whole world like anywhere. I
I
Really am into fashion
So if I could start like a fashion line and get into something like that
That would be super fun and then like become a mom and start a family and yeah
okay okay okay Richie you got a lot of different great answers here but
unfortunately have to eliminate two people this is the last double
who yes last double
you got eliminated take your time think about it um you know what I'm saying
this is a big decision here Richie we're almost in like the top four yeah
we're getting there um all right so I got one I got one off top my head oh
Oh, shit.
Y'all, what about the hat pack?
You had to let me go, bro.
I'm getting it.
I'm busting your balls.
Okay, here's your hat pack.
All right, so I'm sorry, but Jen, I'm going to have to eliminate you, Jen.
Wait.
Wait.
I don't know, Jen.
The brunettes, bro.
Jen, Jen, Jen.
Oh, what do you goom to me?
Jen, no, Jen.
Jen, you're killing me right now.
What the fuck does that do?
I don't do that.
Okay.
Are you sure you hang out with Jinxie?
Oh my god, Jesus.
Wait, we're gonna have to keep her nuts out of the bridge.
Jesus, come on, man!
Alright.
Wait, how did you catch a stray?
Damn it!
I'm not even in this shit!
Alright, um...
Okay, one more elimination, Richie.
Ann, we gotta do one more.
Chad, do not clip that.
Now do we have to do one more?
Bro, yes, bro. This is the name of the game.
There's gonna be one at the very end.
We can't just do one more question, bro.
There's going to be one girl at the very end.
That is your date, bro.
Come on, man.
We can't do one more question.
Bro, no!
Unless you have a question, you have a quick one.
Well, eliminate.
OK.
Eliminate one more.
You've got to think about this.
Jasmine, is that a mini schnauzer there?
Is that a mini schnauzer?
That's not a no.
Oh, no.
Swing in a mess there, sorry.
I'm trying to break the ice, because someone's about to get eliminated here.
I'm trying to not make it as awkward.
Alright Richie, fuck it.
Who's on the chopping block?
We might have to do like, fucking tic-tac-tow or some shit, bro.
Yeah, I'm sure it's hard.
You really can't decide, Richie?
It all comes down to like, it all comes down to like, who really fucks with me the
most, you know?
Not everyone here fucks with me.
Yeah.
Could be nobody here who fucks with me, you know?
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Never know.
Who thinks Richie is hot in here?
Who thinks I'm an asshole?
Whoa! She raised her hand!
Hey! Hey! She raised her hand!
Madeline was the only one who raised her hand, bro.
Only one. Well, she's the first one.
Wait, what?
Only one. Yeah, only one.
She raised her hand, bro.
She said you were hot.
Um, anybody else?
Cut the cameras, though.
Appreciate it.
Alright, you know what? Fuck it.
Chuck the question. Richie, eliminate one more person.
Come on.
Jesus.
Um, let's see.
Who wants to get eliminated?
Let's go with that.
Does anyone want to get the fuck out of here?
Does anyone here have no interest in Richie?
Wow, Richie!
Yo, that's good.
No one wants to be eliminated, man.
They're all at least somewhat interested, dude.
That's good.
So we got one more question.
Okay.
Yeah, one more question.
That's fine.
What's your question?
Okay.
I'm gonna have to ask, okay, we're in the top seven, Richie, top seven here.
All right now, all right so straight to it, who, does anyone have a boyfriend in here?
That's like a quick question, nobody has a boyfriend, because people are saying like
oh this girl has a boyfriend, all right everyone's single, all right that was just a quick
ask question. Alright now we're gonna go into the real one. Who in here has a, you know,
OF. Start with Brandy. I have a YouTube and I have an Instagram. I have a Tik Tok. Okay.
Sounds good. Next, who's next? Bella? Bella, what about you? I saw you smirked and looked
the way when I said that. Call my eyes.
Um, well I have a lot of different socials, but my main social is Instagram. Um, that's
where I put like a lot of my focus, but I do a lot of different socials because I'm just
like a very creative person. So I like to express myself.
Great answer. Alright. Uh, Jasmine.
No.
No?
No.
Okay.
Richie you skipped Jess by the way. You skipped Jess. Oh shit. Yeah, that's my bad. I apologize Jess. I'm sorry. I
Didn't see you there
No, I just do streaming and take talk Instagram
Okay
No, I do not have one. I mean I just and like every other girl and have like Instagram and what not but that's about it
Okay
Okay, next up is
is Madeline Madeline sorry I'm so sorry like eight landmarks deep right now is it madeline
no it's just madeline you've done it right every single time oh oh shit okay um I don't
Yeah, I don't make like, no.
Okay, next up is Taylor.
Um, no, I don't.
Okay, okay, okay.
All right, Richie, you have to eliminate one person
out of the top seven here.
These are your top, we started at 20,
we're in the top seven now, you gotta eliminate one.
Eliminate one?
All right, so I'm gonna have to eliminate Bella.
I feel like you don't like me.
like you you think i'm an asshole all
all right now
i totally don't think you're an asshole and i
i think it's a little bit unfair to
patham the only other atonement here
what's that
she said the only other atonement here
well
as whatever though i mean
i mean richie they're all about to have like a rebuttal like a last thirty
it's the chute of it you don't wear it now is that the quote
You don't think the shoe fits?
I feel like you've been mean mugging me and shit.
I feel like I did something.
You're free to believe whatever you feel, but I'm interested.
Oh, can I take back an answer?
Well, he's not.
Oh, all right.
Now we are in the top six.
Top six.
Wow, Richie, you started with 20.
You're in the top six.
Damn, let's go like a quarter away.
Yeah, well, yeah, bro.
We're like 70% done here.
All right, um, Richie, these are the big questions, bro.
This is like where it gets real.
You gotta like dig deep here.
Top six, you gotta like really see who stands out to you.
You gotta ask the deep questions.
What comes to mind?
Whoa, is that a cat on the shelf?
What the fuck is that?
It's a cat.
It's a cat.
Call my eyes.
Do all of you guys have pets?
I swear to God, everyone here has a pet of some sort.
Someone had a schnauzer, but something.
Everybody's got a pet here.
Am I, all right, sorry, fuck it.
Air ball of air, okay.
All right, next question.
Jynxie, Mad Jynxie, do you have any good questions?
Let me think.
Yeah, yeah, let me actually think for a second here.
One second.
Chat, do y'all have any like banger questions?
Chat, what do y'all got?
I haven't read chat in like three hours.
Chat, do y'all have banger questions?
We're in the top six.
Do y'all have any banger questions?
How much y'all want to bet?
He doesn't, I'm getting on a scary game.
Shut the fuck up kid.
I'll ban you right now, blunt.
Body count, body count.
Jesus, red flags, family.
Oh, that's a good question.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, I got a good question.
To you, how important is family?
Great question.
Richie, by the way,
keep your mic on, you little cocks.
I was just about to say that, bro.
That's a good question, Jynxon.
I think that's a good question in my mouth.
Like Richie's a family guy.
I'm a family guy.
How important is family?
I'm a family guy.
We're going to start off with Brandy.
Family is so important to me.
I call my family all the time.
We don't live in the same spot, but they are in Florida.
So I'm happy that I get to visit them a little bit more
because it was in LA before, so it's a little bit far.
But yeah, I mean, I love them.
Okay. Okay. Next up is Jess. Jess, how important to you is family?
Oh my God, family is everything. But I also feel like equally as important as like your chosen family. So like your friends and like the people you like want to be around. I think that's just as important.
And you're from Australia?
I am.
Okay.
Next up is Jasmine. Jasmine, how important is family to you?
Deaf families are really important to me. I'd say I'm definitely closer with my siblings
than parents.
How many siblings do you have? Jasmine?
I do. I'm the youngest. How many do you have?
None.
None?
Only child, yeah.
He's so lucky.
You have two. You have boys or girls at siblings.
I have a brother and a sister. They're both young.
Okay, sounds good. So if Richie does you wrong, will your brother slap the shit out of him?
Yeah, how old is he? Will he like beat me up if I like do anything bad?
He won't do you wrong, Richie's a gentleman.
He won't do anything, trust me.
Okay.
Yeah, he couldn't hurt anyone.
Jesus, alright.
Okay, so he's like alright, alright.
No, like, you know, just like he's not.
Oh, he's nice. Okay.
Lana, what about you? How important to you as family?
I do think family is very important.
Like I said, I do go to church with just my mom and my sister.
I do have a younger sister. She's three years younger.
And I will say she does look up to me a lot.
So I tried to, you know, obviously the best I can to look after her.
She's a little bit quieter and whatnot.
So I do hang out with her a lot. She's like my best friend.
I talk to her every day.
I did hear someone else say like your close friends as well.
I have a small circle. I think that that's a very important, you know to surround yourself with good people as well
But all in all yeah, I do think family is very important. Yeah, okay, and like okay, so you said you got like a good friend group, right?
Yes, but if girlfriends or guy friends
I typically don't really have what guy friends. I
Do have a lot of girlfriends. Okay guys the fucking bullet right there
Um, you know, not like close guy friends, are they gay?
Are they gay?
No, there's nothing wrong with that I'm just saying.
Because you know how girls have like the gay best friends?
Um, yeah, I actually do have a gay friend, but other than that I just have like a couple
friends, but it's very small, I keep my friend group very small.
Awesome.
And if you and Richie were like hypothetically dating, you wouldn't have any friends,
would be your best friend right? Sorry my light just went off. It's all good we can still see you.
What was the question you said? So if Richie, like if you and Richie were dating like let's just
hypothetically fuck it let's run with this for a second. Let's say this goes great you guys
end up dating each other you have that close group of friends uh is Richie gonna be your best
friend are you gonna cut off friends or are you gonna still gonna make time for friends
How does this work here with Richie?
I cut off my girlfriends.
Yeah, what do you do? What's your friend situation?
She don't have to cut off nobody.
Okay, got it.
So with my last relationship, I didn't have any guy friends.
I don't think that, like me personally, I don't think you really should have guy friends.
I mean, you can, like if you introduce your friends to me, then yes,
because I do think that that's important that our friends would like hang out.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
But, um...
Now, if I had a quarterback of like Alabama, then that's what it's like, you know?
Look, yeah.
No look.
No guy wants a girl to have guy friends.
You know what I mean?
So that, yeah, that's great.
Yeah, I do think, I mean, I think that that should kind of go both ways.
I think it's like, that's like, top tier respect.
Yeah, 100%.
But like I said, I'm a very homebody, so I don't typically like, especially if I'm
in a relationship, like when I was, I did not go out with my girlfriends.
I did stay home a lot.
I do, well, school is a lot harder for me,
so I study a lot, but I don't go out with them.
But yeah, I...
I see what's coming from, yeah, yeah.
I see what's coming from it.
No, no, great answer, great answer.
It's like mutual, you know?
Madeleine, Madeleine, got it,
I think I got it that time.
You did, you got it.
Awesome.
Sorry, the question was about family, yeah?
Yes, how important is family to you?
sorry we got sidetracked
uh... my sister is
everything to me she's my best friend in the whole world
she my sister basically raised me
she's like a few years older than me
i would like i'd die for her in an instant
that's my answer
okay sista
okay
some slime shit
uh... taylor
taylor how important is family to you
I think family is really important.
I don't have a big family.
It's really just like me and my dad.
But again, like, well, if you have a big family,
like, I'm sure it's amazing.
But even if you have a small family,
like, I think it's extremely important.
I also have a lot of, like, really close friends
who I really see, like, as family, which I feel like is,
honestly, just as good.
But I feel like it says a lot about, like,
your character and your morals and how you treat your family and all of that stuff.
Yeah, like Richie, Richie, is it a big turn off for you if a girl is disrespectful to
her parents?
Oh yeah, if she's disrespectful to anyone, if we go to a restaurant, she's being an
asshole to the waiter or waitress, and that's a huge turn off.
Yeah, I agree.
I agree.
Right, Richie that was a great batch of questions there, but unfortunately you have to eliminate one person and then we're gonna be in the top five here Richie, who do you want to eliminate man?
Take your time, this is getting intense now, this is getting intense Richie, you got four blondes, one brunette, and one black hair. Richie what's the blond thing here brother?
There's nothing, hey there's nothing about the blondes, I'm a man to everyone, fuck. So one person thinks that?
Yes one one person elimination one person
And
What's what's the ages again? Can we can we run by the ages on everyone? Yeah. Yeah. I have pretty quickly go Brandy
We'll start with you
25 okay, Jess
22 okay Jasmine
21 okay Lana
20 okay, Madeline
me too and Taylor
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't know about that, wait, what did she say I couldn't hear miss
him back.
You didn't want to call me mommy.
No, not like that's not like my my style, you know, maybe I'm like, maybe like some
shots deep, but like no, no, no, no, I can't, I can't.
I'm sorry, Brandy.
Hi, Brandy.
Okay, interesting.
All right, Richie.
Wow, top five.
This is fucking nuts.
All right, Richie.
First off, congratulations to everyone here.
Top five, this shit's getting crazy.
All right, Richie, what are you,
do you have a question cooked up
or do you want me to fucking do it?
What the fuck, you little idiot?
Look at him.
Let me, let me, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let me hear your question first.
Bro!
Like, let me-
Okay, okay, I'll cook a question.
Hold on, I'll cook a question.
I might have one, but let me hear yours.
Okay, let me cook a question. Hold on.
My chips, hold on one second.
All right, all right.
Okay.
Um, interesting.
Okay, I'm cooking a question.
You're getting it from the chat?
Jesus Christ.
Uh, hi guys, timeout, flip, game, 69.
Just trying to get it out.
Yeah, no lie.
I had to stop listening to the chat.
Beep.
Oh, wait, this is actually the best question.
Okay.
This is a good, this is a question we're like, I feel like this is one of those
questions where you learn a lot about a person.
So this guy named Will in my chat just said, how did your past relationship go?
If you were in one, we'll start off with Jess.
How did your past relationship go, Jess?
If you're okay, if you don't want to answer, you could say skip also.
No, no, no, I'm fine to answer.
My past relationship was with a girl and it was, I
I'm like I told you I did it girls.
Oh I forgot about that.
You just throw a curveball at me, my bad.
There's nothing wrong with that though.
Yeah that's awesome.
So have you ever dated a guy?
When I was like 15.
Okay.
So do you still like girls or are you trying to switch?
At birth, I like birth.
I just, I think I'm kind of...
That's, what are I?
So Jess, hand me out right here.
When you like a guy and a girl,
that's in my eyes,
a chance to get cheated on
really?
you gotta comfort him jess
jess you gotta comfort him
see where i'm coming from
you gotta comfort him jess cause he feels like
you know maybe you might party some nights with a girl
maybe you gotta comfort him a little bit
oh see
oh my god
what the fuck was that
let's get the fuck out of me
someone is there a little jay?
you got jess you got the fucking fires over in australia
what just happened there
oh alright
fuck
Check on what that was
So I
Yeah, because I've dated girls for so long and I'm going to guys now
It's a very clear thing that I don't want to be with a girl. Gotcha. I'm just
Going for guys. There's nothing to stress about that. Okay. So Jess. What was um because you said you dated girls for a while
So what what made you want to start dating guys? Jess? What made you want to start doing that? I?
I love masculinity and I didn't like to be the most like driven and dominant one in a relationship
So I really just want someone to like take charge in that sense and kind of like
Yeah, I like the masculine energy
Okay, great answer great answer
Fantabulous Jasmine
What was the question again? Oh
Oh
Yes, I see you are smirking you are smirking up a storm when that
You like look to the ceiling top and you were like is there anything I need to know about
Um, no, I just know, I know Jess and I know all these relationships.
Oh, wait, what?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
That's why Jess, okay.
Hold on, rewind here.
Wait.
She's in a relationship.
She's in a relationship.
She's in a relationship.
Oh, you got the sisters?
Where are they?
Sisters.
No.
Wait, oh.
Oh, I just took a fucking turn.
All right, hold on.
We just got a fucking curveball and the knife hitting here.
Holy shit.
Wait, did you guys um, are you guys friends or do you guys have other history?
What's going on?
We actually, we've never done anything together.
Oh, okay.
Can I tell the story?
Yes, yes, wait for Richie, he's regathering his thoughts.
Jesus.
You guys waited an hour to break the news here?
Well, I was surprised because we both said like we're from Australia
We're going to LA in a year and you didn't like connect it
Okay
You gather your thoughts here so they met okay richie
I gotta go for a walk I had a walk all right your headset was off
So they met on Tinder, but they've never actually done anything together. Yeah, okay
It's not it's not an up here
We met on Tinder because her bio said only looking for friends only looking for friends
so he matched and then I messaged her and I was like I want to be friends with you and
she didn't respond to me.
Anyway I ended up dating her best friend that was a girl.
Both her exes are girls.
I don't know.
Red flag, red flag.
So you like girls too?
Motherfuck.
Yeah.
you like girls too
all
all
i mean what you guys party a little whatever shit
and you guys
that that's what australia share right there
not the wrong with that
now i think that i know what he's
what's in australia
richard's
i don't know bro i'm just talking like he's this confidant you guys
I am confused right now. You guys just chopped some fucking pot twist on me.
You guys did give him a little bit of curveball. He's good though. He's good. Okay.
My head's spinning right now.
Lana, um, fuck, what was the question? Oh yeah. Okay. Lana,
what was your past relationship like? Was it good, bad, horrible? What happened?
Um, so I had, I've had only one boyfriend. It was like,
like three years. It was like a little, um, you know,
high school sweetheart, but, um,
for the most part, it was okay. Like I said, I was a homebody and he was not. So he did
go out and unfortunately I was cheated on. So that was a little hard. I think that's also
why I just don't go out. That's just like not my vibe. But you know, there's just
like a couple struggles there with like the trust. So I did break out with him. I've
I've been single for like two years now.
You know, I'm just trying to find someone that matches me,
but yeah, that's really it.
It wasn't like terrible, but it was very heartbreaking.
It was very heartbreaking.
So that's rough, that's right.
I'm sorry to hear that.
All right, next up is Madeline.
Amazing.
My last relationship, it ended,
It was healthy and the breakup was really healthy.
We had just started dating when we were kinda young
and then we got older and we just grew to have
nothing in common.
And both of us were just kinda like,
there's no point in just dragging this on
if neither of us are gonna be happy.
Like we'd have to change the people we are and grow.
Yeah.
You felt like there was no connection,
no passion anymore type shit.
There was just no growth in the relationship.
So, both of us just decided to get set up.
Gotcha, all right.
Next up is Taylor.
Taylor, how did your last relationship end?
It was okay.
It definitely wasn't the best.
It ended, the ending wasn't too bad,
but there was a big lock of trust on the other side,
meaning like it would not me,
but I had like no trust in him.
And I did get cheated on.
But and it was my first relationship in my only relationship, but I feel like
Everyone ends up going through that and it's just life, but
Yeah, I guess it was it was okay. It's okay. Well, look, I'll tell you guys right now. This guy right here
He's a solid guy. He either is playing video games or working out. You don't gotta worry about you
He doesn't leave the house. He's not that good at teach. I'm a little bit better than you
I'm way better than this guy.
He doesn't do that shit.
Alright Richie!
You gotta eliminate one!
Damn this is getting insane here!
You gotta eliminate one!
One?
Can I ask one more question?
No, no, no, no, no.
It's a short question, bro.
No, no, no, you got it.
It's a quick question.
Okay, how quick?
Like, quick.
Alright, do it.
Do it, do it.
Alright.
So
Breaking it down. What would you what would you rate me one through ten?
Oh, so I'm like just I'm like everything just off what you seen, you know
Wait, wait, don't lie. Don't lie. Don't lie. Please
If someone's lying he's gonna sense it I'm gonna sense it if you think he's a seven or six say he's a six
Yeah, you can say I got rated fucking
Two fucking two don't lie because if you lie I know hey listen lie to me if you're gonna say all right
If you're gonna say to lie, but if you're gonna say like six be honest, right?
Oh, yeah, you'll start off with Jess Jess rate them one through ten on everything personality looks anything I
Give you a nine because you game you look like you work out. You have very like really nice shoulders
All right
I'm back in the gym. That's all I gotta say. Give me like three months three months
Keep it in your pants, Richie. All right next up is Jasmine. Oh fuck
I would give you a nine just because like you are my type to a T and then
Just a nine because the I come in
Whoa
Okay, he was like all you guys can cheat on someone you know like no this is what happened
He said so that's what y'all bill in Australia or something like that. That's what actually happened
I didn't say shit don't pin this shit on me richie
I I did say if you're by nothing wrong with being by I think I got a bye
cousin or something um
It's just more of a percent chance to get cheated on you know, that's what he said
I don't think that was even that's good math. Oh, you can't lie. That's good math
No, whoa, whoa, whoa, Jess, I'm eating a mic right now, Jess, Jess, let me, let me hear it.
Jess, how that makes sense.
People are coming in the equation, Jess.
But Richie, what Jess was saying was, Jess was saying the reason why she's going to, like she has no interest in girls anymore is what she was saying.
That's what she was saying.
See, I knew a girl like that in real life.
And what happened?
She went back to the other side.
Did she?
Uh-huh a hundred percent. I'm not even bullshitting right now. What did you day? I didn't date her. I was a friend of her
Exactly. She wasn't dating you
All right, I mean, okay, okay. I don't know. I feel like nine
I've really never gotten nines before I once in a while
Wait, you mean like you're used to lower I feel like they're bullshit. Yeah
She don't beat yourself up. You're good looking just telling me it's my type
Whoa, whoa, whoa
I mean, they are. What's the plane ride? Okay, next up is like a 20-hour plane ride though.
Lata, rate Richie 1 through 10 and don't lie, please.
You said to be honest. I was gonna say an 8, but I do like that you said you kind of
expanded on the family and like the boyfriends and like their girlfriends in the group.
I did like that. I'm very big on personality because I low key dated a douchebag like he
was looking but obviously I do like personality. It did kind of give you points I would say
a nine I just don't want to be like I guess like everyone else. You are my type though
the brown curly hair. That little conversation about the family and the friend thing really
Hey, good to hear I like what I'm hearing right now
63 do I got bonus points 63
All right Madeline
What would you rate richie one through 10 and don't lie because we'll sense the lie and then I'm 63 with paper maxes though
We're like good shoes on six three. No bullshit
That bonus points
All right, okay. I really like your voice and your accent
Okay, okay
That's a lot um, but then
I'm like like personally is so huge for me
Bigger than looks are I do think that you like you're obviously a good-looking guy like you're I'd say like kind of conventionally attractive
Thanks
Sorry, I don't know why he's laughing the fuck is this
This guy, thanks!
I'm a gentleman, you know what I'm gonna say, thanks.
Uh, it's all personality for me.
Like, right now I can give you a score, but it'll change.
Like, the more I get to know you.
Oh, so I could be, like, born.
If we go on a day, I could be born.
You could not fuck with me no more.
No, the-
That's what everything, that's what every girl, you know?
Not boring, not boring.
Like, I just mean, like-
She cares more about herself.
The more I know about you, like, at your core.
Like, if you're, like, kind of a bad person,
I obviously am gonna, like,
find things in you to dislike physically.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so from what I know about you like I can give you a rating
But it doesn't really mean anything because it's not
See I go on outside the box right there cook cook I like that
I just I do just want to be honest like I think you're good looking so you got no rating
I can give you one if you want, but it's like sure, but it would change like you said
No, no, I have actually a good way of framing this hook uncle. What's that uncle?
Watch it. Okay. Now. So she's more of like a personality person like her personality is everything
But just off of looks looks alone. What would you rate him one out of ten off of looks?
I'd give you a I had braces when I was a kid too
That girl left she said only Italian and liar your Italian. Yeah
I like Italian so I'd give you like
and felt like I'm leaving Britain.
Oh, wait.
OK, OK.
Last up, Taylor, rate Richie 1 through 10, and don't lie,
because if you lie, we're going to be able to sense it
and tell, and it's going to be really helpful for everybody.
You know what I mean?
OK, so I kind of agree with what she said.
I am a really big personality girl,
and like, obviously, this has been like a few conversations,
and I only know a few things about you.
But I do really like your vibe.
I'm big on vibes.
I can tell you're a sweet guy from what I've heard so far.
But if I had to give you a rating, I would probably say like,
I'd say like an eight, because there's still room for improvement.
But I think it's pretty good.
OK.
Yeah.
All right, you got two eighths, three nines, Richie.
Who do you want to move here?
Richie, remember we're in the top five.
There's no fucking around here.
Top five, man.
I'll make the wrong choice.
You gotta eliminate one.
Damn.
I'm starstruck right now.
Hold on.
Let me see.
Make your choice, Richard.
Anyone want to go?
No.
Any volunteers before I eliminate someone?
No?
OK.
Ah, fuck.
Mm.
One more question?
No, bro.
No.
God damn it.
No.
Motherfuck.
Is this a marathon?
Let's go.
All right, now, if I eliminate, all right, I'm sorry.
I'm going to have to go with Jess.
Jess.
Like, I don't want it to ruin it with Jasmine,
though, because you guys are roommates.
Jess, I feel like, you know.
Oh, Jasmine wrote her eyes.
No.
Come on, Jasmine.
I know it's your friend, but.
All right, Jess.
Jess, do you have anything you want to say, any last words
or maybe a rebuttal?
Maybe why you should stay, or do you want to just go?
Okay, well if you kept me you could have both of us whoa
Both
I didn't know I could have a two-for-one here guys. It's not fucking deals. Damn. What the hell just happened right there
Fuck
Australia to he's really thinking now. Yeah, nah, it's
The Australia thing is killing me right now because that's like a what is it a 20-hour flight like probably try 12
I travel six hours. I was losing my mind. There was babies crying on the plane
Well, we'll come to you
Yeah, if you guys
We're out in America fuck it's happening
We haven't booked it yet, so we don't know you have to show us where you're gonna tell us where
Okay
So if I eliminate Jess, are you are you going out to Jasmine? Are you leaving too?
Because you guys had a comment
Here Richie I'm sorry Jess. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Have a great night
All right top four and when I hear that noise
I feel like it makes me feel even worse top four like the noise when I leave Richie at the end of the day
There's only one one remain one survivor. All right. You're in the top four Richie
Do you have your next question prepped or am I gonna have to think of a question?
Second, this is your date bro top four, but she'd lock in
Don't fuck around here. Can we go with a quick question? Yeah. Yeah quick questions are good. All right, so what's the I?
Don't think this is a disrespectful question if you don't want to answer you don't have to what's the heights?
It's the heights of
Oh, we'll start with Jasmine Jasmine. How tall are you Jasmine?
I'm 5-4.
5-4, okay.
And Lana, how tall are you?
That's a good height.
I'm 5-3.
That's a beautiful height.
Okay.
All right.
And Madeline, how tall are you?
I'm 5-2.
But I wear heels a lot.
That's an even better height.
Fuck!
Okay.
And Taylor, how tall are you, Taylor?
I'm 5-4.
5-4, okay.
So you got 5-4, 5-3, 5-2, 5-4.
All right, Richie.
Who's your elimination here, but whoa, I got eliminated off that they're all the same height
No, they're literally all these you got two five four
They're all that what that's the same right for me a petite kind of guy, what do you got going on here, bro?
What was the point of that I mean I?
Was just wondering because if there was someone who was like six threes, and I'm not a dude come on
What's your question? Dixie? I know you had a question, bro. I know you got a question
No, but I'll ask my chat.
They always have a question.
Actually, I have a question.
The chat's saying a question.
Wait, you have a question?
OK, OK, OK.
I feel like this was, we can ask it now.
If you don't want to answer, you don't have to.
It was asked earlier, but I feel like the audience is
lowered now for the contestants.
What's your guy's body count?
OK.
All right, let me first off say that if you don't want
to answer, you don't have to.
Yeah, you don't have to.
But that's the question that she wants to ask.
So we'll start off with Jasmine.
Uh-huh.
OK.
Mine is like full.
I don't know if that's bad.
I only really have sex with people I date, so.
OK.
Most of the girls, most of the people I've slept with are
the girls.
Oh, damn.
I forgot about that.
Yo, Richie, are you like a goldfish over there?
She said it eight hours.
OK.
No, that's a good number. That's a fine number with me, good number.
Next up is Lana.
I know this might be crazy. My body count is only one.
One?
It's just with my boyfriend. I don't like try to go out and meet people. I don't like stay over.
I don't like do any of that.
I only, you know, do those things with the people I date and I've just been, I don't know.
just not my vibe one okay next up Madeline remember guys if you want to
skip you can just skip it's not a big deal yeah I kind of want like my like
Nana to see this I tell you like like if like yeah me just like us I would tell
you yeah just because there's like okay yeah you don't yeah yeah no that's so
fair that's a good answer right there so fair so fair oh Taylor um so it's just
one it was my ex-boyfriend okay and so we got two ones of four and uh no one
for later yeah all right Richie you got it you have to eliminate I'm sorry you
have to play so funny we can't we can't we can't we can't we can't run by one
Oh no Richie it's a 20v1 not a 24-hour fucking stream. Let's go. You got to knock one out
And
Don't ask your chat little shit. Come on Richie. Come on. This is your gate
It just it comes down to like who really like
Exactly what I'm talking about bro. You got to tell though like I feel like you got to just know you got a sense
Who really fucks it they got that polka faces it's hard. I mean one of them is not even looking at you right now
Okay, now she does see bro. You got to look at that shit, man. Whoa. Whoa, Jasmine. What was that? Whoa?
Whoa, Jasmine. What was that Jasmine? Richie, let's go. You gotta eliminate come on Richie come on
Just say it right now. Who do you want to eliminate?
um
Am I I think I got my answer who is it?
I'm gonna eliminate
I just feel like she don't, I don't know, she's got the vibes that she don't really fuck with me.
I don't fuck with you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why?
Why?
You know, I'm just getting the energies and feeling the vibrance of the air.
Vibration.
Vibration?
I got it.
That's okay.
Alright Taylor.
You're a beautiful woman, like you know.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right, hi guys. Goddamn hi guys. There's a fucking rough ending there, bro.
Yo, hi guys. I mean, you just, holy shit, man.
Put the fucking hammer at the end. You disconnect like that. All right, top three. Holy shit.
Okay. I know what we're gonna do for the final two, but Richie, this is your last question.
Okay. This is either my last question or your last question, but the final two, we're
gonna have them ask a few more. Richie, I'm about to, I'm gonna,
Oh yeah. No, I like when they ask me a question. I like that.
But that's gonna be the final round tell me did you listen we can do that we want to right now though
We could go fucking right now and later. Okay. You want to run it right now? All right?
Let's do that. All right, so this round you guys are gonna ask Richie a question if you need time to think about it
You have time to think about it. That's fine, but whoever wants to go first can go first
This is top three, but if you have a question for Richie shoot it
I have a question. What would you say your type is?
hmm my type yeah yeah I don't really have a type I know a lot of people say
that like I have a type so diesel diesel but sometimes the type falls out the
window when I see a certain girl Richie would you say the type of guy we're
like you just find beauty and like it's not doesn't have its own type you know
what I'm saying just fuck you talking about well bro I'm trying to fucking
throw you like you just throw like a Beethoven quote bro what was that I'm
I'm trying to throw you a fucking life-wrapped here.
OK, you don't have a type?
OK.
But would you say that your type is just like,
you look for beauty regardless.
It doesn't matter what their hair color is or any of that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yep, exactly, bro.
Exactly.
All right.
All right.
I don't know they have a type, you know?
Yeah.
I find the last three extremely attractive.
You guys are attractive women.
OK.
So that's my answer, if that was a answer.
Next up, Lana, Lana, do you have a question for Richie?
Um, yes, I would like to know your morals
within our relationship.
Like-
Morals, okay.
Like, what do you mean by that?
Well, I don't know how to like sum it down.
Not like rules, but like what you expect
in a relationship that comes from a female.
Mm-hmm.
Like what you believe in
and like just how the relationship should work,
I guess.
So I'm a simple guy.
I'm very outgoing.
That's the thing about me.
I'm an extremely outgoing guy.
And as long as she's like, she replies kind of quick.
If she's replying fucking eight hours later
and she's doing absolutely nothing, then there's a problem.
And if she's talking to other guys
that I have no idea who they are, that's a big one too.
And I mean, that's really it.
They got to be respectful to me.
And yeah.
Yeah, I guess I would say the same.
What do you mean by you're outgoing?
I'm down for, I'm out going.
I'm down for whatever you're down for.
Yeah.
I have fun no matter what.
If you want to go somewhere, I won't have a problem with it.
But Richie, if you're in a relationship,
I have a fun time regardless.
If you're in a relationship, you're not
going to talk to another girl, right?
No, no, that's good. I like that.
Madeline, what is your question for Richie?
What is something that, no matter what, nothing could convince you to sacrifice?
Something that you care about, like a moral or just anything that you care about so much
that you would just never sacrifice, not for a person, not for money, nothing?
Well, my family, my family.
Yeah
All right, Richie
Unfortunately, you have to eliminate them. I gotta let me one. We can't ask a question now. We can't go back and forth
I'm gonna reach through we can't come on bro. We can't do one more question
You have another question in the last round. You have to eliminate one. This is the top
Let me see if chat got a question. I might have a question stupid fuck Richie. You got it
See that sound let me they're telling me don't sell the bag like I need one more question, bro
Okay, if it's a quick question, I will allow it if it's a quick question
It's like a fucking four hour e-date here. Goddamn. I was gonna play a scary game tonight
This gets cut into my fucking scary game. Yeah, you got a question for me, bro
I'm kind of running out of ideas. No, yes, I do I do have a question. You do what's your question?
Who would you like to eliminate the same question asked a minute ago? You stupid fuck?
Come on, Richie. I got a question. I got a quick question. All right. All right. Is it a deal breaker if they play video games?
Is it a deal breaker if a guy plays video games?
Yeah, yeah, if a guy plays video games.
Alright, Jasmine, go.
No, I want to learn how to.
Like, I've finally played like one video game once, but I want to learn how to, so no, no,
no.
Okay, sweet.
Lana, is it a deal breaker if a guy plays video games?
No, I don't, especially if it's like, kind of like your little hobby, because,
You know I have my little hobbies so I know it's gonna have like a little like a lone time
So if you play video games, of course like yeah, it's like my job kind of like I'm a streamer
Then
No, it's not a deal breaker. Okay. That's what you like to do. Then yeah, okay. You play video games
Personally, I have not I don't I've never tried I
Mean I couldn't I'm probably gonna be very good
Okay, um, Madeline is a deal breaker for God plays video games, right? Okay. No, not at all. I actually need a guy that plays video games because I have a computer that my friend built me and she knows all about it and then she moved. And so I don't know anything and stuff breaks and I call her. So I need somebody who like knows about computers and is like up there playing their stuff and like my camera and stuff like I need help. So.
So I need that.
It's a green flag.
OK.
All right, Richard.
You have to eliminate.
I got to eliminate.
Holy shit.
I know it's tough, man.
You got to do it though.
Got to eliminate one, Richie, and then you're in the final two.
You got to eliminate one now.
All right.
I think I got an answer.
Who is it?
Who are you eliminating?
I'm sorry, but I think Australia is too far away, you know?
I feel like it's a hike. It's a hike and a half.
I'm sorry, listen, listen, Jasmine, I'm sorry.
I apologize to you.
Wow.
Okay.
It's not a good view, you know?
No, it's fine.
But, um, yeah, it's just, what's the flight?
It's like almost 30 hours, right?
I've been on a plane for that long.
All right.
I can go.
You said you wanted to go to Bali.
I'm going there, like, in December.
Ah.
Maybe.
I've been to America, but no, it's so good.
It's fine.
All right, okay.
It was nice meeting you though.
Yeah, nice meeting you, bye.
Okay, wow, final two, final showdown,
grand fucking finality here.
We have Lana and Madeleine, we started with 20,
we're in the top two now.
Richie, I think you have to ask
a deal breaker fucking question for you.
Richie, I want you to dig deep
into your heart, mind, body, soul,
and really think about a question
that um... is gonna differentiate this because you gotta get down to one girl
ritchie so
i want this to be your question
uh... richie can i take a piss really quick and you think about it for twenty
seconds
i got you bro yeah
piss break don't say the question when i'm gone just wait
thirty seconds think about it okay
okay grand finale chat i'm not doing it
fucking power wane do you want to go to have a question for me
anything
he's such a dick bro what is he saying
You got it?
Yes.
OK, you got it first date.
My ideal first date?
Yeah.
Probably go out to dinner, like a nice Italian place,
or any really nice place.
And then after that, like.
Have you ever got to ask?
What'd you say?
You ever make your own pasta?
No, no, no.
I'm learning.
I'm getting them.
My father, he cooks.
OK.
Italian dads, they always do.
Yeah so, I'll get there you know.
Okay.
Lana you have a question or?
Um if you could like explain what you do for a living a little bit more.
Okay.
I'm still new to all this.
I just do like, I'm like a content creator.
Like I just stream.
Like you have the face house, I do what those guys do basically.
But I'm like more into like games.
Like they do a lot of IRL, I do games.
Oh okay.
I still do IRL here and there.
Really?
Yeah.
How long do you stream for?
It depends.
Usually, like...
Three hours?
No, he's lying.
Yo, hi, Vaz.
I'll stream like five to six on a normal day and then the weekend, that's when like tournaments
are for Rainbow Six Siege, you know, it could be longer, it could go longer.
But I mean, I'm down to not play a tournament to hang out with like my significant other,
you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Like I'll make sacrifices a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, cuz I know the weekends are a big thing
They are they're good to like stay home and chill out
Yeah, yeah
All right, Jinxie you back. Yeah, I'm back. I'm back. I'm back
Do you have your sugar bar do you have your final mother fuck your finale question finale
Have you thought of one?
Yo Richie, I'm not dating them, it's you dummy, it's you.
Just tell me a question if I like it, I'll say it.
Okay, yeah, don't worry, I'll do it.
Alright, Lil' Lil, give me a second.
Chat, what are y'all's questions?
Do it clap.
My mic's muted by the way.
Wait, is it not?
Oh my god.
Okay, it is, it is.
Okay, thank god.
Black hair, girl, finna win.
Guys, what are y'all's questions?
If you were to get married, how many kids would you have?
We have eh, too basic for the last question, just flash me already.
Not a question.
Scary game?
I know, we're almost there.
We're almost there.
Is it plasma pink?
Uh, guys, if you guys could ask a question and be over the age of like 14, that'd be
fucking great.
Alright, ha, cream team or squirt squad?
Time out, Lil Uzi, Jesus.
Snail trails.
Time out, slapping.
Does anyone here have a real fucking question?
Would you cheat to save my life?
Um, what the fuck are these polls?
Oh.
Alright, Richie, I have a couple questions.
Um...
Mayor.
Okay.
Here is one of the questions.
I have two questions actually.
Or, well, uh, one.
At any point today have you told a lie?
start with Lana me or me them Richie them oh okay at any point today you told
him I start with Lana um I know I haven't okay okay Madeline at any point
today have you told him I this is a chat question I don't think so I don't
think so okay I tried not to what's the ages again 20 and 21 bro 20 and 22
22 okay okay all right Richie um it's time for your finale question here man
finale question Richie grand finale I got nothing here you can you can you
help me out again bro be a good friend okay last question thank you bro man last
question of the entire night do you believe in true love fuck was that
jinxie Richie I'm nine beers deep right now and it's
jinxie they're gonna bro jinxie no dummy they're gonna say yes yo you guys
gonna say yes okay well Richie Richie I'm not on a date you just ask if the
grass was green bro okay I'll ask it I'll find a new question
Hold on.
Trash question?
Uh, chat, if I asked your guys' question,
I'm about to fucking snap in here.
I'm the only one asking real questions tonight.
Um...
I'm not asking, do it, clap!
Time out, Caz, now!
Okay.
Oh, okay, no, no, no, fuck it.
Here's a good question.
Let's do it. Let's fucking do it.
Let's do it.
Okay.
This is another chat question.
Why are you a better choice for Richie than the other girl?
Well, that's a good question.
Lana, you're up first.
Why are you a better girlfriend than Madeline?
Oh, no, this is a very scary question.
Um, he wants you to be protective over him.
Come on.
Oh, this one's really hard.
What makes you an ideal girlfriend for Richie?
What makes you a perfect girl for Richie?
What, what about you, mate?
Why should Richie choose you?
why? Why? Well, I noticed that you did say that you like the other person to have like
an income kind of like their own like little life. So I am going to school to get my business degree
and you know hopefully own a business and you obviously do streaming so then you know together
we can really be successful in life. We both like to work out. I like that you gain because
I also just kind of like chill at home by myself so we can kind of like do it together and like it
doesn't bother me that you game so I think that that would be you know obviously cute I can just like
you know support you from the bed while I do my homework and you can you know do your job
then you can support me in the future when I do have a business
but um yeah I mean obviously I hope that you pick me because um I do like your personality
I do think that we kind of vibe a little bit, but yeah, you said you're in Alabama right now
Yeah, I kind of like travel a little bit, but right now. Yes. I'm in Alabama
and
What's the what's the plane ride for that? I'm just wondering. I'm doing math. I have no idea actually
No, sir
I'm just I'm doing math right now. I'm doing quick quick math. All right
Yeah, yeah, yeah, in a couple months though, I don't know when I think like December or
something.
All right, next up, Madeline, Madeline, why are you his girl, why are you a better choice
than Wanna?
Crazy question.
Sorry, chat question.
Sorry.
No, it's okay.
I don't know.
She's gorgeous.
She seems really nice.
I don't know if I am a better choice.
I am a better choice, um, I don't know, like if you, if you like me more, that's why.
If you don't like me more, then I'm probably not the better choice.
What's your dog's name?
Or is that a cat?
What is that?
That's really funny, actually.
His name is, well I call him Kitty.
Kitty, and it's a dog?
And he's a dog, yeah.
Oh fuck.
How does he feel about that damn?
Is he upset?
Damn.
About being called Kitty, well his real name is Cooper, but I didn't choose it.
He's a rescuer.
Oh!
Awesome!
Are you a firefighter?
No, no, okay. No, I didn't rescue him from like a burning building. I rescued him. No, that's wholesome
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right, Richie. Um, all right. I have a quick question. All right, so
The chat is telling me
Lana
They're uh, they're telling me that you uh, you lied about something
Yeah, they said they said about like an only fans. That's what the chow is telling me
I'm sorry, they're saying what?
So you said, they were talking about like, all right, so did you say, you said you didn't
have an OnlyFans, correct?
This is Trainwreck.
Correct.
The chat is telling me in like, trusted resources, like a couple of my boys that telling me
that you have one and that you are a lion.
Now, go ahead, sorry.
I definitely think that they like to troll me.
I was very easy to be picked on on the strings.
But I think that they're just going to say that about a girl
that.
See, you could be retired.
Are you retired, Lana?
I did do a little bit, but I don't do it anymore.
Retired 100%.
I mean, yeah, it's just not like, I don't know.
I kind of got carried away.
You seem like a good girl.
I feel like you might have fucked up,
and you realize that you fucked up doing that shit.
Yeah, I definitely was around the wrong crowd,
going back and forth from LA to Alabama.
That's actually why I'm back here.
There was just a lot going on, especially since you've seen
me on those streams, but it didn't feel very right for me,
so I did come back here.
So you hung up the shoes, you're retired fully.
It's just like, I don't do anything on it.
She posted two hours ago on, whoa, what is that?
Posted two hours ago.
No, they said you still do it. Are they lying?
I mean, I could try and like...
Now did you delete all the fans or you still got a...
I don't have any logins or anything on it.
What does that even mean?
Fuck.
Is that, you can be honest if it would be like a deal breaker?
Alright, so the only way it's not a deal breaker, if you're like, oh shit, I was with the wrong people, like I actually fucked up.
Like I shouldn't have did that, like you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, and I do think like what it's like if we were to work out, you know, obviously the goal. This is to be in a relationship
You know to like back down like from all of it, you know
Regardless of it's like an Instagram post. That's a little too flashy to awkward for me
I'm gonna do on kids to awkward carried away with
Okay, we have Madeline you have only fans still sorry I forgot
Yeah
Um, can I like talk about this on, like, I don't do, like...
Yeah, you can talk about it.
Okay, I don't do it, like, most people use only things for.
What does that mean?
Like, ooh, like, I don't know if I'm allowed to...
You put feet pics in shit like that? Like, you don't do bad things on there?
Like, you're alluding to the exact correct thing.
Mmm.
And, and there's like, you know, there's like, not like, but like, but not like,
Okay
And now
Would you retire would you retire only fans if you're gonna marry me and like treat me super good and support the job that I
Want to do you know on my bad days? Yes, if you're not gonna you know like I get my nails done
I get my hair done. I pay for that
It's not kind of thing, you know
And this is a
This is so awkward. This is hard. All right. I'm trying to I'm trying to think right now
Okay, Richard.
So, alright, so Lana's retired only fans in
Madeleine said you'd retire
If it works out, it's like oh damn. All right
Um
All right, they're saying that they're saying that you you didn't retire Lana. They're saying that you're lying. Is that true?
Like my like mods are saying in shit the people that I trust
They said you're like prime brawn right now like your calves brawn
I will say maybe I'm like Instagram, but I don't actively like take anything anymore
It's like I know they're probably gonna say that because of the streams and whatnot, but like
There's also a reason why I didn't like stay over for those streams
It's just like not me know that they asked a lot of girls like that, but
but it's just like not me, I don't do it anymore.
I believe her.
Damn, so you vouching for her?
Oh, you're nice, thank you.
I got a, one second, one second.
Okay, Jesus.
Well like, all right, so I got a question.
So like, you said you're a Christian, Lana?
Yes.
And you don't think like the only fans like you know you don't think that's like kind of demonic
Yes, that's all like like I said I did fly back to Alabama
Like the comments that I was kind of getting from those streams were
Like I said not me. I've just been
I've just been hanging around my sister a lot and my mom again, you know, they've just been kind of like talking to me
I mean it's hard especially nowadays it's hard you know I have to like navigate
that myself obviously it's just something that I kind of like went through
something that's just like I don't know if it's my thing anymore it's kind of
like I guess one of those live and learn but like I said if we were to like
work out then like that cancels out everything like the Instagram you know
it's just very, um, I would go back into a relationship.
Like no one would see that, you know what I mean?
But I will say I did, yeah, I did do it.
But.
Thanks, do you have any questions?
No sir, this is all you, man.
You gotta choose who's your girl, man.
You gotta choose right now.
Ignore your chat, ignore your brother,
ignore your cousin, ignore your local friend.
Just, this is you?
So we got Alabama and where are you from Madeline again?
Jesus.
There was like 20 girls on here, mixing up.
Like, in between Vancouver, Seattle.
I like going between a lot.
Vancouver and Seattle.
Vancouver's like Canada.
I go from to the other, is what I mean.
Like, I go from Vancouver, and then sometimes I'm
in Seattle all the time.
My family is not together.
What is your sister thinking?
Is she watching this right now?
Because if the sister don't like me, she's not work fuck.
Because you know how it goes.
If the sister don't like me, then it's like.
My sister, she's just me, but older.
All right, I'm going to play Fears of the Fathom
in like five minutes here.
We got to do it.
All right, Richie, you've been interrogating them
for four hours.
You got to pick a winner, bro.
You have to pick a winner.
You have to.
Right now.
You've asked every question.
You got to pick a winner.
OK.
You got Alabama, Vancouver, 20, 22.
I don't even know where Vancouver is at.
I'm not going to lie.
My god.
Bro, just where is that?
Richie, just fucking say something.
You've got to pick somebody.
Vancouver is BC, Canada.
Canada, Canada.
See, that's not bad.
Richie, who is your girl?
Fadeaway buzzer beater.
Who's your girl?
Who are you taking out to a fucking five-star fucking
dinner?
Fucking Fadeaway right now.
damn. Anyone wanna go? Anyone wanna take?
Bro, they're in the final now, they made it this far, come on.
I think I made the decision.
Who is your girl? Who is Richie's girl? Come on, who is it?
Okay, I'm gonna have to eliminate, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm gonna have to eliminate Lana.
People are telling me you're like Game 6 clay right now on this show.
You know?
You're a lot of people like, you know.
Alright.
Is there a way that I can say one?
In what?
Yeah, yeah, go ahead, go ahead.
Um, are they saying that because of the streams?
Or why are they saying that?
They're saying because of the only fans.
They said, someone sent me a screenshot.
You posted six hours ago on there.
You said you were tired.
I mean, if it is, it would just be really old content.
But did she not say that she had one as well?
But she said it wasn't like anything bad.
Oh, you can go on mine and look.
I don't know.
It's like the old content is still there.
Sheena, I believe you, too.
I want to believe you like you said you fucked up.
You shouldn't have did that.
But then there's a post from six hours ago.
You know?
Um, I mean if it is, it's just old content.
I thought you were tired.
Yeah, in a way, but it's like, it's kind of hard because you can't like,
it's like slowly retiring instead of just dropping it if that makes sense.
But it's nothing bad.
Like you can go on there and it's usually just like a bikini pic or like
something like casual, kind of like what she does.
But, um, I mean it's very, it's kind of like PG, but also like I said, um, I moved back
home, I'm trying to figure things out, you know, with school.
I do, unfortunately I had to pay for my own school, but, um, fuck.
I really hope that, like, you wouldn't.
Oh, Richie, she made a sad face.
You're making me feel bad.
She made a sad face, Richie.
God, you're such an asshole.
I'm kidding.
I'm just where I'm not like that type of girl. I'm a very sweet boy girl
Fuck you
You did you did say like this is can you like put this on something you said you had one body?
Yes, I can put that on everything if you would like me to I only it's it was just my ex
I don't I don't sleep around. I don't say at people's houses
Last question
You said you were at the face house to like make it work with someone who was the person?
Um, I don't know. They're low key trolling me and I didn't like catch on. I'm a very I guess I was really gullible
It was I guess with max at first, but it just like
It didn't like work out. I was just I don't know
They were kind of do but it just didn't work out for me
um I don't know I also didn't do they stay over there long for the streams I
know they did a lot of sleepovers that's not me I did not do any of that I
like the voucher that now all right hold on all right this is like gay this is
like map three like fucking round set seven seven like this is like stopping
verse mingo 1v1 bro post plan 15 second post play up fuck bro you got I think
Richie I think at the end of the day bro every minute that goes on it's going
to make them feel less special because you're like sitting there contemplating
you know you know what I mean Richie I feel like you should just know who your
girl is bro and Richie at this point and I'm just gonna level with you man
to man I was supposed to be on fears to fathom about an hour and a half
And I'm about to slap the shit out of you Richie if you don't pick somebody for the love of God
pick someone
All right, hit me over here. I might have just did some reverse psychology
My my winner is
When I eliminated Lana it was like
Like she actually seems sad unless if you weren't actually sad and you were putting on fucking poker faces
Then you're the goat like you then you deserve to but that's fine
Yeah, yeah, that's that's that's like that's no like manipulation, you know what um
Can ask another question? Yo, you know what bro high-fives pick his girl. No, I got you. I got you got a picture
All right, Lana's the winner. I'm sorry
wow she's just like wow I don't know my old bro wow Richie all right I'm sorry
I only I only took her out just to see a response you know that's kind of smart
though listen listen yes you're still a beautiful girl like honestly Madeline I
know it's like to be honest like I know it's probably upsetting like in the
final round he switched his answer you gotta think there was 20 girls and you
know you were top two all right um all right well it looks like you made the
right choice yeah looks like you made the right choice okay now she wasn't
here for me bro now here's the real shit I'm honest I'm sorry but you now
here's the real shit okay Lana now that this whole e day is over and all the
bullshit is done now and I want you to be honest in Lana don't fucking lie
People can change, you know, no, no, no, no, no, Lana fuck that fuck that
I'm not even on that type of shit right now
This is what I this is a question
I wanted to ask for the last 30 minutes, but Richie was fucking milking that shit like a cow
Okay, here's the question. I wanted to ask now that the e-date is over Lana
Would you seriously seriously? I'm being genuine
Would you let Richie take you on a date off stream? No content. No bullshit
Would you go on a date with Richie and be honest?
Yes, uh, don't I don't know. I know like a lot of girls like to lie on here.
Red Day!
Very genuine.
Red Day!
Shit.
Shit, where we going?
Um, I don't know. I get really nervous to think questions like that.
I'm not. I'm getting all of red now.
Oh! Richie, she's rushing! Oh my god!
I'm sorry. I'm just hyped for my friend here. I'm really sorry. Okay. Um
Lana I I'm gonna be honest you seem genuine. I know I know I saw the reason
Richie shut up. Let me help you shut up. I got you, bro
Okay, Lana. I'm gonna be honest. There was a lot of bullshit tonight. I could see a lot of bullshit
I could tell and I'm being genuinely honest like I've been on this planet
23 fucking years. I'm on down. Okay. I could tell you have genuinely even though you don't know him
You genuinely like Richie at least a little bit and I could tell I could tell I could see it
I was packing jokes. She was laughing. That's what I noticed too and like the eye contact the smile
I could tell you like Richie so that's awesome
This to me this is heartwarming for me like genuinely and Richie you made the right call because you saw what the last girl
Said and when you eliminated Lana, she was fighting for you man
So yeah, like she was when I eliminated that girl the other girl. She was like I was here for jinx
Yeah, and bro, fuck that shit, bro.
Honestly, you, Richie, I think, bro,
there could be something here, man.
I don't know, maybe I'm fucking an idiot or something.
Hey, we'll see, bro.
We'll see, you know?
All right.
Fuck.
I feel like, hold on.
She messed up again, bro.
She's playing.
People are saying like she was lying,
but I feel like she made a mistake, you know?
She could be reformed.
Um, I mean, yeah, that's all she's like.
You're in school, too.
You're in school.
Yeah, that's also why when you ask me like stand up and spin I just didn't because that's just not there you go
reform
Nice question by the way dumb ass, but it's fine. He's a good guy. He would just clip farming. Yeah
Yeah, I was doing the chat
But um, all right, I wish you guys the best I really yo and let me say this is real shit, too
If you guys do go on a date, I swear to God if you guys do go on a date on my mother's life
I will pay for your guys's first date everything
Shit all right, um, I'll I'll message you on a Instagram
Yeah
Hey, yeah, that will work. I was nice meeting you Lana. Oh, this is great. It was really nice meeting you
This is very eye-opening. I like this. This is very genuine. So thank you
Yeah
He's a great guy. All right
Richie, I'm so fucking proud of you, man. I'm so fucking sure the brown all right
All right. Have a great night. Have a great night. Richie. I'm gonna go
I'm honestly really proud of it. All right now as promised fears to fathom
I need a fucking coffee and a light snack before we get into fears to fathom
How do y'all think Richie did and beat that ass on us to have a switch title?
We're doing fears to fathom woodbury getaway fears about a more very getaway scary game time late night vibes
Yo shout out Richie. I think he did well honestly, bro. I feel like back. I'm not bro chat
You guys got to understand every e-day is like bro every e-day for the most part. It's bullshit
It's just funny shit
I do feel like that girl had maybe some feelings for him like I could kind of tell a little bit
But um, I don't know. Maybe that's like fucking final boss manipulation and maybe fucking maybe she doesn't but I don't know bro
I wish them the best bro. I'm gonna go get a water. I'm gonna go get a snack and we're playing fears the fathom or y'all ready to go
Are y'all ready to go? But I don't know maybe everything was a lie and everything was bullshit, but I don't care anyways
We're playing fears the fathom. Let's go
Please don't leak anything lock in. Let's go. Hi fights load up fears the fathom or you're fired kidding
but yes guys this game is like an iconic game let's get it
before we play feels to pat them I gotta get my mind right oh that's like the
funniest sentence ever also sorry for the corny max sweet I made I promise to
never be weird like that again please King may I have mod back so I can resume
working with high-vives sincerely your second favorite mod PS wager me kid and
and then he has a one in ten band of top left.
What do we do chat?
I think we can fuck it.
We just remod him.
Fuck it.
He sounds sincere.
Chat, what do y'all think?
Remod him, fuck it.
Fuck it, remod him, fuck it.
Chat, fuck it, remod him.
Chat, fuck it, remod him.
Let's do it.
Honestly, fuck it, let's go.
Hi guys, type it in, let's go.
Type it in.
Fuck it, remod him.
Chat, it is time for fears to fathom
Woodbury Getaway.
Hi guys, type it in, shit stick.
All right well, I'll hit that again.
Sorry, I love you, hi guys.
Who's ready?
Also, chat.
Hey man, I love you guys, man.
Number three in the world.
You guys are fucking awesome.
I love you guys.
Look at my baby case.
Wow, this is a, bro.
I saw this earlier today.
I love you guys, man.
Thank you guys.
Number three in the world, I fucking love y'all.
That genuinely.
Alright, look at how sexy I am, are you all ready to go?
Who is ready to go?
Who is ready to go?
Oh my god, I'm actually hyped as fuck.
Okay, rule number one, we have to turn off all of our lights.
Rule number one, we have to turn off all of our lights.
Rule number one, and I'm gonna get a coffee.
I'm gonna get a coffee before turning off all of our lights.
High-bives, lock everybody in, run a prediction, will Jinxy beat the game?
So let me say this, off the grid.
This is gonna be a banger.
This is gonna be a banger.
This is gonna be a banger.
This is gonna be a banger.
I got Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
It's one in the morning.
I'm unemployed.
I need a green screen.
Okay, no green screen looks weird.
I need a green screen, okay.
We just run it just like this
Just like this
Are y'all ready to go go
Do my family member who's watching the stream on the TV?
Turn it out. How about don't do that shit tonight motherfucker to my family member who's watching the stream on the TV tonight?
Turn it down a couple clicks. Thank you. I can hear it echoing. Love you buddy. Okay, everybody
Lock In. For the last year, I have been patiently waiting for Fears to Fathom to
drop another title. We played Fears to Fathom Iron Bark Lookout. We've been
waiting patiently for the continuation of the series. We have been granted
Fears to Fathom Woodbury Getaway. I have heard this game is amazing.
Everybody lock in everybody lock in are y'all ready would Barry get away here's
the fathom episode five I'm so excited everybody lock in we're not gonna get
scared tonight we are not going to get scared tonight I promise needed coffee to
get done with the day we need coffee we need coffee we needed coffee to end
The day nice little cup of Joda needed to prepare a couple of I believe these are called k cups
Need some water. Oh, that's not water. Oh, I'll just crash out right now. Okay. See the thing. I remember about this
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Where's the water at man need an empty cup to fill water? Oh
Okay, we have our water. We have our cake up. You know, we're just getting some coffee to end the night
No creamer though? We're going to put my fucking grandpa drinks. We're going straight up
You know one thing my grandpa always said it was I ought to put some hair on your chest
Whenever I'm like grandpa coffee straight up grandpa. I'm 12 years old and he would go and put some hair up hair on your chest
Okay, where's the mother fucking?
It needs a lid it needs a lid
Feel like I'm a fucking barista right now
R-M-B to sip? What does R-M-B mean? I clicked R-M-B. Right mouse button. Oh, I'm an idiot.
I just typed out R-M-B. Okay? The coffee's amazing, I'm not gonna lie. Needed to use
restroom. Am I gooning or pissing? Awesome possum. Why not, honestly? No one's in here.
I didn't do it with the door wide open.
I pissed in the woman's bathroom, whatever.
Oh, I'm shitting?
Oh, I'm shitting?
Whose footsteps are that?
Whose footsteps?
Whose footsteps?
I just, I, there is a Hershey's chocolate bar
in my underpants right now.
I'm so sorry, ma'am, I didn't know you were in here.
How are you?
Not too bad, ma'am.
I just finished up my cleaning rounds.
I like to clean late because it's okay, dude.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm not a ma'am.
I went in the woman's bathroom
because women's bathrooms are generally more clean
than men's bathroom.
And I didn't know you would be in here.
I like to clean late because it's pretty quiet at this hour.
You working late again, huh?
Yeah.
I'm just gonna say dot, dot, dot.
This guy's, you young folks sure do put in the hours.
Make sure to take care of yourself.
You too.
Yeah, there's an 87% chance this guy's been to prison before.
87.
I'm gonna leave you to it, brother.
Shut him in there, Jesus.
How do I still hear his humming?
This guy fucking bannos?
Not even sweeping anything!
I'm going back to my workspace here.
So no?
The fuck is that?
Here, I'm all coffeeed up now.
I'll just throw that.
Okay, fine, I'll just keep drinking it.
Phone call, phone call, phone call, phone call.
Fuck that coffee.
That might stand on the carpet though.
Wait, what? Oh, who's calling?
Hello?
Go for Sydney Harper. My name is Sydney?
Hello?
Hey, Harp, it's Mike.
Hey, Mike.
I've been trying to call yourself for the last two hours.
It just keeps going to voicemail.
Yeah!
Yeah, my phone's been acting up lately.
Oh, snap. I was starting to think maybe you were ignoring me.
Maybe you were gnawing me.
No, it even cut out on a client earlier.
I'm just kidding.
You just got my boyfriend or something?
Anyway, what are you still doing at work?
It's getting kind of late.
Work has been overwhelming lately.
Damn, Mark, that sounds rough.
Good thing I called to cheer you up.
About our trip, did you get a chance
to book the rental house?
Just really wanted to see you.
And Nora, you seem a bit annoyed about me calling. Seriously, Harper, this is a bad time.
Mike, I'm not letting you fuck me, bro.
That's the Sydney Harper I know. I'm sorry if I was being pushy.
I'm just struggling a little lately.
No worries, Harper. I don't want to stress you out. As long as you booked it tonight, I think it'll be fine.
Whoa, he's pushy. He really wants me to book this Airbnb.
Hey, I was thinking since we both live in the city, maybe I could pick you up and ride together.
Mike!
To catch up.
Mike, I'm single as a Bringold, and I'd like to keep it that way, alright?
You know, save on gas and relive the good old days.
Just a little bit of Mike and Sidney time before Nora gets there.
Sure, let's go on a date, Mike.
Great. Uh, I guess I'll let you get back to work then.
Oh, uh, wait, one more thing.
When you book the rental, please make sure to keep it under $100 a night.
Okay.
Nora and I were talking and she's been on a pretty tight budget.
Things haven't been going very well for her.
Sure, I'll find something affordable.
It'll be just like the old college days.
You always had a knack for finding the best spots.
Remember that little cafe you found on our trip to Oregon?
I'll book it now.
Right, of course.
Sorry for yapping.
I'm just excited, I guess.
Yeah, I'll book it. All right, Mike, we're gonna-
All right, talk to you later, Harv.
All right, Mike!
Did that guy fuck me or something?!
What was the sexual tension on that call?!
Good God!
I've never felt more sexual tension in my life!
Bro, because I went in the women's bathroom, my name is Sydney, and I have a boyfriend named Mike now?
I just wanted to go in a clean bathroom.
I'm out of room.
so it's me and Mike in a cabin oh ah 350 a night though sorry bills are tight
here he said a hundred a night oh there we go 99 tonight let's push the envelope
on him come on I'm Sydney Harper I get what the fuck I want
Sydney Harper does only stay in nice cabins all right Mike I booked the
Kevin, can you relax now? Hey, I'm assuming you get hundreds if not thousand stories sent daily
So I'll give you a basic rundown of something that happened to me. I'm so sorry
I'm sorry if some of it is written weird, but I was rushed when I was in my early 20s
I worked at a big consulting firm in my city
Life at the firm was a constant juggle of deadlines client meetings and trying to prove my worth
Which didn't leave much room for leisure let alone a social life the job paid. Well sure, but at the expense of my mental peace
I'm Sydney Harper and this story takes place during one of those days. I am Sydney Harper.
One of my college friends, Mike, suggested that we take a weekend getaway to Rowe Vermont,
which sounded like a perfect break from the cycle of work. And my other friend Nora was
quick to jump on board as well. The plan was simple. We rent a small cabin, close our shift
early on Friday, leave, be back by Monday. Mike came to pick me up two days later.
So it's me, Mike, Nora, in a cabin, rural Vermont. Got it. Hey, how's it going? I'm sick.
Oh God, it's Mike. Oh my God, it's Mike. I'm Sydney, it's nice to meet you. You're on the 10th floor, I added them on 8.
How do you know what floor I'm on? Oh, I work out a consulting firm downtown. You have a great night too, sir.
There's like a 6% chance this guy tries to kidnap me.
Oh, there's Mike!
Mike!
Mike!
Oh, he's handsome!
Well, hey, Mike.
Let's hug him, why not?
Well, no.
She fine.
Did he grab my ass?
That's still how you hug people?
Yeah, Mike. We're just friends, Mike.
why don't you he's a wear my hug at guy Mike please don't grab my ass you look
good so do you Mike why is he staring yeah I don't know about Mike guys I guys
I don't I don't know about Mike how do I throw my bag I see what the fridge how
do I throw my bag hold on I'm gonna pull up chat I'm gonna pull up chat hold on
Give me three seconds chat. How do I throw my bag? How do I throw my bag chatter one seven?
It's in the elevator. Oh
It's in the elevator. Oh, I see you guys are saying lights off. Okay
You guys are saying lights off. Okay, let's get
Come on, let's get into it lights off. Let's get it into it. Come on. No, not I don't want to motherfucker
Guys, how do I- oh, there we go. Okay, it's in the elevator- Mike, can you stop staring at me, bro? Genuinely. W's in the char-
Alright, Mike, let's go to the cabin, bro. Mike, here's the ground rules. You do not grab my ass unless I consent to it.
You understand, Mike? I'll take that as a yes. There.
Alright, then, Harp. Can you call me Sidney? Stop calling me Harp. Let's do this!
Come on, Mike, let's do it. Me and you, Mike, and Nora.
I'm turning it back on, it looks weird now.
Mike, just me and you going to a cabin.
Art, isn't it weird?
We used to dream about escaping our college, and now here we are.
Trying to escape from the life we wanted to live.
We couldn't wait for funny how that works, Mike.
Change is just hard, like trying to adjust to the new job.
Speaking of jobs, how's it going for you, Mike?
We were working on this project that uses machine learning to predict market trends.
It's pretty cutting-edge stuff.
Sounds like you're shaping the future, Mike. Please don't kill me.
Not quite Tony Stark yet, but I'll take it.
Alright, Mike.
You know, I never understood. What do consultants even do?
Uh, we consult. This guy's fucking idiot.
Rick Wilson. Oh, is that the cabin guy?
Chow, how do I read my text messages, gamers?
Imported work. Chow, is Rick the cabin guy?
How do I read my text? Escape? Okay.
What the fuck was that?
Did you see that school bus, Mike?
There was a school bus.
Maybe it's a project?
What the fuck, Mike?
You know, someone's idea of turning it into a tiny home on wheels or something.
I've read people do that on the internet.
Mike, I've read a lot of things on the internet.
I don't know if they're all great ideas.
Mike wants to take that fart box.
Wow!
Mike, are you a madman?
That was close!
You know.
Cause he's not even ke-
Mike, you almost decapitated a deer!
What are we talking about?
I read on the internet that a Native American lure
seeing a deer cross your path is like getting a message from the universe.
Mike, I'm- I'm picking up what you're putting down, Mike?
I don't wanna smash!
I'm do-ro, sir.
It's a nice drive, though. Great view.
How far are we now, Mike?
Should be about an-
Ow, we're in a half!
Driving through the snow kind of feels like we're traveling through the
intergalactic space. Mike, are you on shrooms or something? No it just feels
like we're driving through the snow. What do you mean? Look at the way the
snowflakes swirl around the headlights. Yeah dude I'm 99% certain Mike is
not sober right now it's like stars and galaxies rushing past us it's just
snowflakes Mike I don't it's kind of beautiful not really bro it's a Vermont
winter okay I'm assuming we're at the cabin now I'm assuming we're at the
cabin now 5 14 p.m. awesome possum hey I think we're oh dairy marked yo heart
Okay, Mike. I'm gonna tell you one last time. It's not harp. It's Sydney
Pizza
Mike I'm gonna be honest give me a sweaty slice
Mike give me a sweaty slice of pizza and I might let you you know harp
I got to tell you these new GPS systems or something else
This pizzeria is exactly where it appeared on my GPS. It's like living in the future, Mike
I'm so hungry. I think I could eat a whole pizza by myself
Me too Sidney, what the fuck?
All right, then harp operation pizza pit stop is a go prepared a land
God this guy's a corn ball. Holy shit. This guy's a fucking corn ball
All right guys some hate to the people in the pizza. I'm not with this guy
I'm not with him
I'm not with him guys
Okay, Mike.
Let's get it.
THAT'S KISL!
I'm so proud of him, man.
you should. Oh shit, why can't you get out here and deal with the snow instead of me?
I've been here for six years and I never get to report somewhere nice. Listen Phil, I'm
just clearly the better looking one. You can worry about where you'll report once you
get that ride, Oplasty. Yeah! My face looks perfectly fine.
Shut up, Phil. I'll save you some Botox while you're at it. Actually, maybe you
should just work as a studio light engineer behind the camera. I think it would be
better field of work for you only got your job because your sister works at
the mixing bowl hey no we oh sh I turned it off evening folks this guy eat my
pizza or what looks like the colds got everyone craving pizza tonight bro just
make me a damn slice pepperoni with bacon please you find folks know what
you want to eat pepperoni bacon we'll get three slices each I'll go with
pepperoni cheese and ve... veggie?
uh no you won't Mike!
is that Gus Fring back there?
and for you miss?
ehhh fuck it I'll do most special.
alright what's your seconds nice?
pepperoni?
bird?
pepperoni?
any drinks for you folks?
uh y'all got Land Shark?
hey hey Mike!
I WANTED A DRINK, DUNK, BRUH.
Honestly, this guy's gonna piss me off.
Mike!
That'll be $22.50.
Oh, I'm not paying!
Mike!
You're paying for me, buddy!
I'm the female in this relationship.
Oh, snap! I left my wallet in the car?
Oh, hell no.
Yeah, Mike! I'll pay, bro! Sure!
I mean, what the fuck is this?!
Your order number is $27.
Grab a seat and we'll call you
when your pizza is ready.
27? Okay. Is this your first time eating- Look at this idiot!
He's two handing a pizza? What the fuck is this kid doing?
Uh, do I have to sit with this guy? Uh, Mike, fine.
Honestly, here. Let's- Mike, let's do it. Why not? It's a Gustavo Fring back there.
Uh, Mike, are we just gonna look at each other here? You gotta fucking talk?
Order 27! How long we got, boss? Damn, I could have got a water.
Hey, buddy. Oh, what the fuck? Hey, buddy, how's it going? Oh, he's getting a drink. Oh
I could get a coffee. Oh
How's your pizza? Holy shit
Bro, it's not going anywhere. Slow it down boss. God damn. Hey, oh my god
Hey guys
You you got a veggie pizza. What the fuck?
you're eating a leaf all right bro where's order number 27 you're wasting my
fucking time I don't want to talk to Mike let's switch up the song now I don't
like it they have two songs on this shit bro what the fuck is this guy doing
is he carrying a body in there the hell is he got in there yo Mike
respectfully bro I'm the Mike I'm the female in this relationship and I just
bought your pizza then at least you could do Mike the absolute bare minimum
you could do is pay me back when we get in the car you understand okay he's not
he's like a mute wait one second I need to read chat about my fucking my phone
died man I'm reading chat I'm reading chat okay chat listen up guys JD's and
Gentleman check phone. Oh, I have to sit down. Oh, I have to sit down. Okay. Oh
Check phone. Okay. So wait high-fives is escape. How you check phone?
I don't want them to troll and have it crash my app. Is escape. How you check phone?
Yes
The key will be five one seven six. Oh, no, hold on. Thanks, Rick. Oh
Oh, hi Sydney. Thanks for booking my property from Woodbury from December 10th to December 12th.
I'm Rick. I'm your host. Let me know if you have any questions and feel free to contact me
for anything during your day. Looking forward to hosting you. Thanks, Rick.
Thanks, Rick. Move back to my Sydney voice. Thanks, Rick. We're looking forward to it.
Just confirming the check-in time is 3pm, right? Yes, that's correct. The key will be a lock
box by the front door. The code is 5176. Call me if you have any trouble getting it open.
Have a safe trip. Great, thank you. It's nearly 5pm and I haven't received a confirmation
text from you. I just wanted to check it and make sure everything's okay. The roads near
Woodbury can be a little dangerous if you're not in the area. Please let me know when
you arrive. Thanks, Rick. Yo, Rick, it's not 1862. You don't need to end every
fucking sentence with your name we're on our way and should be there around 6 p.m.
the snow slowed us down quite a bit thanks for checking in okay please
confer well the snow didn't slow us down Mike's fat ass wanted seven slices of
pizza what hell is this oh Nora oh this is like our group chat wow oh this is
like our group chat friends three ever wait hold on that's Nora what type of
Freaky shit you got going on here, bro
Nora that's no problem. We'll make sure to get you something reasonably priced. We've got you girl cheap and cozy
Don't say cheap harpy. It makes me sound well cheap
We know you're a millionaire at heart Nora the fanciest woman. We know
Stop
We're on the road Nora. Let us know when you get going okay. It won't let me send it. Hello. It won't let me send it
It won't let me send it
I said KK!
Whatever.
All right! Where's my pizza?
What the fuck?
Whoa, wait.
I can't be mad at her for not inviting us to the wedding.
We all just kind of lost touch.
Well, we're gonna change that this weekend.
I'm so excited, but are you gonna drive alone?
Yeah, I've done it before. Don't you worry, girl.
Interesting. There's some lure here.
Why is my screen blurry?
What the hell's going on? My screens blurry! Hey! Mike drug me! Hi guys, what is happening
bro? Guys, I'm sitting guys! Turn on TV!
We're near this morning for coffee break. You know, we're all trying to make a little
effort to lighten the atmosphere here. In the last report, I mentioned spending more
time together. I may have been a bit vague, but okay if you want, well this morning's
coffee that's counted as one of those moments. And no, we're not going to
penalize you for that of course, but it's mainly for you that I'm doing this. I mean,
look at Tina for example. She's going through a tough time right now, but she
makes the effort to come to the coffee breaks and she participates. I can see
that it's doing her good. Good report in the office is essential for
achieving good results, and it's proven that employees who get along
Tomorrow you'll be the happiest people in the world by the way next month we'll be redistributing the teams
Mark, we're gonna be one big family mark
Sorry I'm disappointing you mama like Howard
Turn into a bald as life mixtape?
Hey man how's it going bro?
Alright, fuck you too
What are you doing my friend?
Not bad you?
Are you here for the pizza?
No, just looking for a little help
little help good luck bro I don't fucking care it's good oh how's the pizza
well my dear you absolutely can't go wrong with the pepperoni at moles
everybody reminds you of a story so what brings you to moles just passing
through you made a good choice stopping here
Oh
How's your day going? Who the fuck is that?
It's going much better now after this pizza. This is the guy that two hands his pizza. That's so sweaty
It's our first time in the area. Are you from here?
No, we're on our way to a conference. We just stopped eat whenever a place looks interesting
This place has a cozy vibe
sit down
Dude sit down. I've sat down nine times. I don't
All right, I'm sitting down here we go. Okay guys, I'm sitting down
Hey Mike
It smells so good in here
God this guy's creepy new message
Nora hurry up girl. I'm on a ban anyone typing smash. It's a video game character
Nora, hurry up girl! Mike's creeping me out! I'm not gonna lie.
KK, toodles!
Can you listen to Nora's voice message in the group?
Yeah, Mike. I was blasting at full volume.
Looks like she'll be late.
That's a bummer.
I guess we'll have to start the fun without her?
Mike, if we pull up to that log cabin and I see baby oil there, bro.
I don't want to act like you don't know what I'm talking about.
Big of my pizza now!
What the hell is he talking about?
Mike, what the fuck?
Right, you folks are sad.
Thanks, bro.
What was Mike's time?
Why every time I- oh damn, this pizza slaps.
Yo, Mike, you're 30, bro.
Stop saying slaps.
Can't believe Nora is missing out on this bomb-ass pizza.
I know, right?
This guy's so fucking creepy.
Pizza's great, Mike.
How's yours?
Doing good, buddy?
I'm 90% sure Mike wants to see me naked.
I don't know.
This guy's terrifying.
Hey there, my friend.
Hello?
I saw y'all pulling in, driving that nice old truck.
That's right.
Not to be a bother or anything,
but I was heading down the road myself.
We are not picking this guy up, Mike.
Seems like we might have been going the same direct.
Y'all mind if I hitch a ride?
Where's your car?
Who needs a car when there are fine friends
like you to pass the...
Bro, I just met you.
Y'all wouldn't even know I was there.
Quiet as a church mouse and twice as a...
So what do y'all say?
Care to give this free spirit a ride?
Sure!
Hold on a second.
Don't you think we need to discuss this?
Mike, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
You are more of a threat than this guy.
Mike, I'm genuinely terrified of you.
I'm not sure if we have extra space for another passenger.
Yeah, he's right.
Surely you can just find a little bit of room for me.
I can ride in the middle.
Hell, I'll ride in the back.
Bro, read the room, bro!
We don't want you in our car!
You gotta be shittin' me, lady.
No space?
I know there's a middle seat.
You scared of me or something?
Yeah?
What am I?
You ain't too kind, are you?
Unkind people meet unkindness themselves?
You best be careful out there.
Is that a threat?
I'll call Stompin' in three seconds!
No, no, no.
Y'all got me wrong.
Sorry, I'm just cold and tired as all.
Yeah, thanks, bro.
What a fucking idiot, huh, Mike?
Are you serious? How are you gonna let a stranger ride with us in the middle of nowhere?
Uh, Mike, he seemed harmless, bro.
If you're a pussy, just say that.
You really never know these days.
For all we could have been another Ted Bundy harp.
Mike, I think you are, bro. You are terrifying, Mike.
I'm not a big crust guy to be honest.
This one's charred though.
I'll have the charred one.
Damn harp, you actually eat the crust?
Mike, you call me a fat ass or something?
I guess, but you wouldn't really eat the peel of an orange, would you?
Yo Mike, the peel of an orange and a pizza crust are two different things dummy.
God, this guy's a creep man.
Alright, all done!
RMB to burp.
Ugh.
All right, Mike, you ready to go, man? Throw it in the trash.
Okay, Mike.
Holy, that was good.
Yeah, it was, Mike.
All right, are you ready to hit the road?
Maybe we can beat the worst of the snow.
Are we close? Are we closed?
Honestly, give me the keys, Mike. I don't trust you.
Part of the weather is awful.
Why don't you drive part of the way home?
Take a break while I drive, Michael.
Ooh, I'm sassy.
I'm afraid of what kind of break you're going to give me, Harp.
Be afraid if you don't give me the keys.
Give me the keys so we can go.
Fine, but there's one condition.
What is it?
I get first choice of bedrooms when or if we get there?
Mike!
We're getting to the cabin, bro!
Deal!
I don't-
Give me the keys, punk.
Okay, I have the keys now.
I feel a little bit safer.
Sit in the passenger seat, Mike.
The fucking 21st century.
I'm driving this bitch.
Come on, I'm driving this truck.
549 PM?
Whoa, it's hard to drive, whoa!
You good, Mike?
Why is he staring at me?
Right.
We're almost at the cabin, Mike!
Oh, God, they got a Soundcloud rapper on this bitch.
FUCK!
Darn this shit off!
We missed the turn?
Oh, we missed the turn, we missed the turn.
Turn around, Mike.
Come on.
Isn't that sad but if it's Mike we missed the turn it's back there come on
Come on Mikey it was a cold night
Why is he walking out of serial killer pace Mike? Can you walk out of normal pace?
Holy shit myself
Why are we getting out here heart?
Mike we meet
Mike we missed the turn. Okay, Mike here. Let's get in the car. Let's go in the car
I'll back us up
This music sucks
put on Ken Carson or shut up I can't even focus because overseas isn't on right
Now
For honestly, bro, let's just walk it
Mike you want to drive bro? Damn. I'm an idiot
Mike let's just walk it bro. I don't know how to drive
Fuck it. We're almost there. Give it another try. Come on
Spin this bitch, bro!
Mike, just hold on buddy! We're almost there, I promise!
Mike, oh fuck!
Oh, here we go.
How do I mute this shit?
Alright, Mike, I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
Mike, I am genuinely sorry, bro.
Mike, I am genuinely sorry, dude.
Where are we at now, Mike?
Oh, right turn here.
Okay, okay.
Oh, right turn here. Okay. Okay. We're almost at the cabin. We're almost at the cabin! We're almost at the cabin!
What if I lost? Jesus sets free. Real. We're almost here. Woodberry getaway. Woodberry Vermont.
Stop up here. We're almost here
Stop
Space to get out. All right, Mike. We made it to them
241 Woodbury Boulevard. Okay, I got you 241 Woodbury. I got you Mike
241 Woodbury Boulevard on it
240 I drove past our cabinet first. Oh, it's right here. How about Mike?
2 41 then I got addresses on mailbox anymore the fuck is this beware of the
dog think that's it yeah yeah yeah I got you Mike this is the one 2 41 Woodbury
Boulevard Mike we made it to the cat holy shit he's terrifying Mike please
don't grab my ass in here I couldn't have parked Mike's truck there before
Checking in they're all like Mike. I'll park your truck. Okay, buddy. I got you
I need to bring my bag to y'all right y'all right y'all all right
All right, I'm gonna park here Mike sound good
Park by these trees sound good
Now let me do this
Mike let's get our bag. Okay?
Why are we getting mother fucker the address is right fucking there?
Where else do you want to get out at bro?
So, lucky in the wind, and this should be it.
I thought you were just gonna keep driving there.
Okay, we're here, that's what I was saying.
Get my bag, Mike.
Be a good man, be a good boyfriend, Mike.
Actually, I do not want to date this guy.
This guy's terrifying.
Mike's kind of a shitty boyfriend, though.
I paid for the pizza, I drove us here,
and I'm carrying my own bag.
Let's open it up, Mike.
Door was locked, had to get the key from the lock box.
Uncrouch coffee. I'm how do I uncrouch?
I'm crouch broke see see I'm holding LMB. I don't know slide to the left. I mean goddamn. I'm sliding it
Slide down. Oh, I gotta put the bag down. See y'all didn't say that
Y'all didn't say that
I'm gonna slide east never eat soggy waffles
Just fucking hold it. I'm holding lmb. I was doing right mouse button
Chubb always the code again. He said it Rick told me five one seven six. Thanks Rick
We made it
We made it to the cabin five one seven six
Who's ready to go? Who is ready to go? Who's excited to get my bag?
Ha ha ha! Mike! We made it. What a great place. I knew we could count on you. It smells so nice.
Alright, but I really need to hit the John. While I'm... Is he talking about his penis?
penis? While I'm gone can you put these groceries away? Should be enough space in
the fridge. Sure! I'll put the groceries away Mike. This guy is the worst boyfriend
of- actually I don't think we're dating but yeah. First off, what- okay. If I'm
putting away the groceries I want to see what we got first. Let's see. Ah, milk?
Eggs? Okay Mike. That's good stuff man. Alright, let's put it in the fridge. Come on.
Get in there!
Bro, get in the damn thing!
What in the f-
Bridge getting warm?
Take the stuff out?
Now, take out individual items.
Ohhhh!
Bro, I didn't even think about that.
Eggs!
Dad!
Tomatoes!
Bell pepper.
Froyo.
Lattice.
Milk.
milk nice bell peppers nice cold y'all had to close the money for it wow
perfect perfect perfect perfect what I just flew sorry about that harp are you
okay long drive and all that pizza really did a number on me Mike let's go
Go to sleep, bro.
Honestly.
Well, I got the groceries put away.
Thanks for handling it.
Anyway, this place looks crazy nice.
It's got that rustic charm you just don't see anymore.
Yeah, it's cute.
Hey, Mike, I really need to pee.
I'll be back.
You can go ahead.
I'll start unpacking our bags.
OK, Mike.
OK, Mike.
OK.
You have fun.
I'm going to go pee.
Everybody listen to me right now.
This guy, Mike, is fucking terrifying.
Hey, Epid.
I hate you.
You feeling better after the drive?
Much better now, Mike.
Ready to check out the place?
Sounds good to me.
Let's check it out.
All right, Mike.
Let's go look at the place.
He's so creepy.
That's Jeffrey!
Wait.
Hey, you're here.
Hold up.
Is that Rick?
What a lovely young couple you are.
No, no, no, we're just friends.
We didn't expect anyone to be here.
What?
I was looking for my cat,
and I remember the TV had been on the fritz.
Just thought I'd stop by and try to get it working.
You know, they say treat your guests like family.
My family doesn't go without TV.
Rick, I'm gonna be honest. A text message would have been great.
I don't know who I'm more scared of to be honest.
Now that new folks are here, let me show you around my home, sweet home.
Right now?
I'd be a bad owner if I didn't.
Oh my god, oh my god, this guy's on a mission.
Oh, he's like 5'2", we're fine.
Host was a middle-aged man with nervous energy.
Here's your shower, that thing will make you feel better, make you feel like you're bathing
under a waterfall in the Amazon jungle.
Okay?
Oh, this sink doesn't work, unfortunately.
Not to worry, I'll get it.
Yeah, Rick, let's go see it, Rick.
Oh, this is kind of cozy, honestly.
This is sort of...
Okay, Mike.
It does.
He's showing us the deck now.
Okay, let's go check it out.
At least, folks. This is incredible.
God, Mike's such a pussy.
Glad you folk. God, he looks creepy. Oh my.
This is one of my favorite spots. The view of the creek is beautiful.
It's a great spot for fishing, too.
Alright, folks. Let's head back in before I catch a cold here.
Here's the storage room.
Need anything? Tools? Blankets? What not? It's all here.
If the power ever goes out, use this flashlight here on my right.
Thanks.
Alright folks, let's head downstairs now.
I feel like Rick's from like Kentucky or something.
Okay Rick, what, not now.
Alrighty folks, I see you already stopped up in the fridge with some tasty food.
You see the knob, turn the knob for more cooling.
And down to cool it off.
I tend to keep it low in the winter. The bill gets out of control.
Speaking of winter, I better show you folks the water heater.
Sure. Let's check it out.
The water heater? Okay.
Again, Rick, a text message would have been great.
They do freak-offs down here?
Nothing to worry about down here. Just the water heater in some old store.
I wasn't worried, Rick. Now that you said that, now I am worried, Rick.
If it ever stops working, just hit the button at the bottom.
The pilot light will fire right up and you'll be back in business.
Okay, Rick?
Rick and Mike, you guys are...
Why did that door say no access?
Nothing you two need to concern yourselves with.
The kind to use this basement as storage.
Ranchers don't need this space. They really ought to keep those stairs.
I'm sorry Rick, sorry, sorry.
Oh, Rick.
Oh, Rick, I wasn't...
No, no, no, Rick, I wasn't trying to...
I'm sorry, Rick, I didn't...
Rick, I didn't mean to do that.
Did I mention Will?
No, maybe I ought to keep it to myself.
Well, I bought this house for Will.
He told me his mother died down here.
That was not on Zillow.
His mom died down here?
Some guests have reported hearing voices at night.
They said they could hear something shuffling around down here.
Not to scare you folks, but if I were one of you, I wouldn't really step down here.
He's laughing!
The looks on your faces.
Come on now, I'm just joking.
Okay, thank you.
Jeez, Louise.
so nobody's mom died down there and Rick was clip farming Rick alrighty folks
snow's starting to pick up I'm gonna hit the road now gotta find that damn cat
thanks for showing us around Rick by the way what was the name of the book I must
Speaking of, oh, my name is Sydney, Rick.
Ah, Sydney, that's right.
Pretty nice, we're a pretty girl.
Rick, you're about 30 years too old, buddy.
And it's just Mike now.
Is it me or is that been super weird?
Mike, read the fucking room, bro.
You're 10 times weirder than Rick, I promise.
Anyway, let's go see if there's anything good on TV.
Actually, honestly, Mike, I'm gonna go take a quick shower,
bro, okay?
Cool, I'll find something to watch while you're in there.
Okay, Mike.
Chuckle, let me know if it feels like you're underwater.
Thanks, see you in a bit.
Here's an undisturbed relaxation.
Okay, Mike, I'm gonna, okay, Mike, I'm gonna go shower.
It's cheap, but they're awesome,
Yo, yo, yo, yo, guys, guys, guys, no, is the shower downstairs?
Yes, thank god, thank god.
Guys, Mike is fucked!
No, no, no, Mike!
There's something up with that guy!
I don't know what it is!
Why is everybody calling Mike high-vives?
Come on, guys.
The tap didn't work.
God dang it.
Can I rock a piss?
Oh, never mind.
Oh my god, what the fu- oh, I just shit my pants.
For a quarter second I thought that was a samurai sword.
Hey, harp, check this out. I found this fishing rod in the shed.
Planning to catch dinner, Mike?
Now that you mentioned it, that would be a super epic addition to the trip.
Let's do it, Mike. Let's go fishing.
Hell yeah! Follow me! There's another rod in the shed!
All right, I guess me and Mike are going fishing now?
Yeah, this guy gives off the worst fucking vibes.
All right, Mike, let's go fishing, man.
Me and you, buddy.
Me and you.
Let's break in the new cabin.
Do you want to grab the other fishing?
Yeah, Mike, relax.
I just got here.
Grab it it now, buddy.
Oh, God, I gotta go up there.
I don't see the fishing rod, do I?
Mike.
Oh!
Got it.
All right, Mike, let's go.
Oh snap! I saw a killer recipe for baked carp!
We need to catch three carp though.
You up for the challenge?
We got the bait, mate.
Oh, is the bait in here?
Got it. We did it.
Come on, harp! It's this way!
Okay, Mike!
I'm not sure why I'm fishing with you at...
8pm!
When I'm 97% sure you were incarcerated in the last six months.
But here we go, Mike! Let's go fishing! This is gonna be great!
I hope these carp are biting today. Aw, he even casts like a pussy dude.
Look, if you wanna cast like a fucking dog, throw a fucking lip in, and one hand that
Here, watch this. This is how a real man casts. Look at that! Look at that cast! There we go. One hand, baby.
Don't ever, don't ever cast two-handed. That's what Pussy's doing. We got a hit! A and B. What?!
Hate to break it to you, Harp, but the carp aren't going to be interested in that. Hey, Mike! I don't need fishing advice from you little shit!
little shit. God he's such a pussy. Watch, I won't catch a carp right now. Say that, Mike.
Watch this. Lock it. Everybody lock it. I'm catching a carp right now. Come on, bite, bite,
bite, bite, bite. Mike is... What'd you say? Oh, smallmouth bass. Chad, is it frowned
upon to keep a bass? Do y'all know? Is this frowned upon to keep a bass? Yes or
Have I as update title it's frowned upon okay go back to your home buddy like would you catch absolutely nothing
golly man watch I'm gonna catch a second fish before might catch as one I need to get a carp then
oh oh oh carp I'm so lost oh my god carp what is a walley bro I need a carp god damn it
Give me a cart!
Fuck it, I'm keeping it. I gotta have something to my name.
Nice catch, Hart, but we're aiming for a cart.
Yo, do you want me to knock you out right now, Mike?
You haven't caught shit!
Alright, I'll change the bait, Chat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bait, bait, bait, bait, bait.
Okay, I'll change the bait. Okay?
Okay, guys, I'll change the bait, bait, bait, bait, bait.
I see you guys, yeah.
Wrong bait, wrong bait.
Mike's over here roasting my fishing capabilities,
And he hasn't caught Jack shit.
He was the right bait.
Okay, what's the right bait, though?
What the fuck is the right bait?
Is it frozen browns?
Corn, corn.
Corn?
A corn.
Corn is how you catch the cart.
Corn?
Hey, chat, there's no corn here, you little shit.
Oh, bait and fish pairing knowledge.
Cheese delight, cheese delight.
Ha, cheese delight, baby.
Is it working?
Sweet corn.
Oh, y'all are fucking idiots, bro.
Sweet corn?
Gotta find us a bat.
Top right of screen.
Yeah, guys, oh!
All right, we did it, we did it, we did it, we did it,
we did it, we did it, we did it, we did it.
Hehehehe.
Okay, now we got sweet corn.
hey Mike how many carp you caught huh nothing you've caught nothing let a
fucking real man do this shit Mike boom first cast watch this Mike carp first
cast you haven't caught shit don't ever fucking critique my fishing watch this
it's gonna hit in three two give me a god unlocked on my god unlocked carp keep
Honestly, keep it, honestly, keep it.
Harp, that's not quite-
Yo, Mike, I will knock you the fuck out.
Yo, Mike, respectfully, I will put your face on that fucking snow with a swift right hook.
You understand me, little shit?
I've caught four fish! You've caught nothing!
And I'm out of bait, I'm out of bait, I'm out of bait, I'm out of bait, I'm out of bait, I'm out of bait.
I'll be back, Mike, okay?
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back, I'll be back, I'll be back.
I didn't bring the fucking bait.
Keep that bait with you.
The golden lure shit.
The streets, well, I'm lovin'
Oh for what I sayin'
That's what we need golden lure, golden lure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Keep it with me, keep it with me.
Oh for what I sayin'
So Mike, I see you still.
Oh, nice cast, Mike.
Nice, nice cast, Mike.
This guy has the audacity to critique me?
You're critiquing me, Mike.
I'm better at fishing, bro.
Carp, watch this.
Andy tangled my lure.
What a fucking idiot.
Please be a carp.
I'm like begging.
Please be a carp.
Please be a carp.
Art, that's not quite the- Mike, I will slap the daylight out of you, bro.
I KNOW IT'S NOT THE FISH!
I'm gonna lose my- I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.
It's one thing to not catch the carp, but to hear THIS ASS WIPE!
Tell me it's not a carp!
Mike! I KNOW IT'S NOT A CARP!
W's in the chat, man.
W's-
They say whenever there's one carp, there's always more.
Oh, oh, oh, so I'll just catch all the dinner.
Oh!
Okay, Mike!
I'll catch all the dinner.
I'll catch all the dinner Mike
Well, we just had the sweatiest pizza ever. Why are we even doing this?
one more car
One more carpet. We're done with this fishing expedition
And a little bit of an update Mike still hasn't caught anything little bit of a fucking update here
Mike still hasn't caught Jack shit
Just wanted to throw that out there for the people wondering
Hey, hey, hey. Bluegill is great and all, but I'm not gonna eat a fucking bluegill, okay?
I want a fucking carp!
Dude, just one more carp left. You got this. Hey, what are you doing, Mike?
What are you doing?
Aside from cheerleading!
Yum!
I mean, why can't I catch a carp bro? Or why can't he catch a carp?
This is gonna be a carp, I can feel it. I don't want a goddamn bluegill. I don't want a goddamn smallmouth bass
I don't want a goddamn wall-y. Whatever that is. I want a common carp.
Alright, Harps. Looks like we...
We...
We got three carp!
We done shit!
Do you want to head back and throw these in the oven honestly you're gonna throw them in the oven?
Cuz bro, you didn't catch shit
You didn't catch a dick why is he carrying my car? Why is Mike carrying my car that I caught?
Move Mike
Ladies first where's Nora by the way, you know where Nora is Mike. What's she supposed to be here like three hours ago?
All right, ass wipe. I won't talk to you then.
I thought Nora was supposed to be here by now.
So Mike, here's what you're going to do with my fish that I caught.
You're going to cook them because you didn't catch anything.
While I'm cleaning the fish, do you mind prepping the marinade?
I'm not sure how to do it.
Just take a bowl and throw it in the ginger paste.
Throw in ginger paste, cooking oil, black pepper, salt, Italian seasoning,
paprika and yogurt yeah Mike I'll do it man I'll do everything wasn't there two
milks in here what's two milks in this fridge salt the fuck is paprika all the
foil move dummy god I can't stand Mike yo Mike I don't know if you just don't
care or not but bro there was definitely two cartons of milk in here
and now there's one that looks like shit you mind throwing the fish and the
marinade in the casserole while I chop these veggies on it chop those veggies
Mike haven't done shit tonight two carps marinade now could you yeah Mike yeah
relax I need it red red it needs I read it needs to go for 30 minutes at 400
tell me get the veggies first I'm ass okay you said 30 minutes at 400 those
carbs are going to taste amazing while we wait for it to cook how about we
play some board games? I saw some in the living room. Which sport game Mike? Just
grab whatever catches your eye. Can't wait to see what you pick. I saw some in the
living room. Okay Mike, I'll get the board game. It's the weirdest vibe of all.
Mike, uh, if you're down, here's the board games. Mike, let's play chess bro.
Come on. How do I set it down?
Chat, how do I set it down? How do I set it down, chat?
Go to him?
Go to him? How about something like it's our adrenaline pumping?
Mike, I don't do blow. He's not a chess guy? What the fuck?
Mike, I don't want to do- Mike, I don't want to do this.
Mike?
Mike, I don't want to do this one. Of course he likes it. It's fucking creep.
Molly once told me she contacted her dad to ram out through one of these ports.
Oh, great!
Let's boot it right up!
Hey, remember how the dude was acting weird about the basement?
What if we tried it down there?
So the guy that said, his mom died in the basement.
We want to do it down there?
Mike, you have so many screws loose, Ralph.
Why the fuck am I doing this?
Bro, I can't handle these two!
I thought he was gonna start twerking.
You know what will make this even spookier?
Um...
Honestly, Mike, I think we're at 10 out of 10 right now.
I don't think it can get any spookier than this!
Let's turn off all these lights and see if this thing really works.
Do you know how this works, Harper?
No?
I don't do weird Ouija boards.
Here's how it works.
First, we place our fingers lightly on the planchetti.
We have to ask questions, and the spirits, if there are any, will move the planchetti
to spell out the answers.
Never take your finger off the planchetti until we say goodbye.
Otherwise, we might tick off some spirits.
You go first.
Can you see us?
Mike are you moving it don't fuck are you moving it oh that was me Mike what's
your question how's the afterlife treating you buddy Mike are you trying to
piss him off what what's your name you can ask come on buddy give us a sign
let us know you're here
Mike, Mike, Mike, wait for me, Mike!
He just liked that!
Wait, we didn't say goodbye.
That was weird.
The weird part is that you ditched me.
Have you ever heard of fight or flight?
Mike, have you ever heard of being a halfway decent human being?
Sydney, I'm sorry, okay? Whatever.
Uh, Mike!
Couple things!
I put two cartons of milk in the fridge.
Now there's only one. Second, we didn't say goodbye on the Ouija board, Mike. We didn't do it!
You're worried about TV right now? This guy's fucking insane. This guy is actually fucking insane.
Of course he sits like that. Of course that's how Mike sits. Of course!
We're gonna eat right on the couch. What are we fucking in a barn right now?
Give me some fish bro. Mike. Give me some food
Mike give me some food. I'll turn on the TV. Yeah, I'll do everything Mike. I'll do everything
First you're gonna prepare the asparagus season these with
with a lot of salt.
Hey, Mike.
Salt is good for the bones.
After letting these simmer in the salt bath,
we can start making the chocolate.
Oh, I didn't grab food.
We're going to take a couple cocoa beans.
The cocoa beans need to be blended into the sauce.
The little, the next thing we prepare is the mayonnaise.
We stir fry this in a pan with Irish tofu.
I'm not gonna lie, this is gonna taste like shit.
Why, but, here you are anyway,
listening to my cooking instructions.
This is the brain of the mayonnaise.
We gotta inject it with a little anesthesia
to make sure it doesn't revolt against us.
It gets very angry once it knows we're trying to cook it.
After doing that, we mix all the ingredients together
in a tray and place it inside a plate.
And while that's cooking, we can start on the appetizer.
Gasoline soaked ramen.
What?
This dish is extremely hard to make.
A dish only for experienced cooks.
It requires a lot of patience and skill.
What you will need is gasoline and this dish.
That sounds terrible.
Harp, that was some damn good food.
Twice as good since we caught the fish.
It was our kid.
He ordered a DS.
Like, you are 37 years old.
Honestly, I give up.
Now that this is cooking we can check on our cake.
So Mike's going upstairs to check his email.
Nora's nowhere to be found.
Had to do both our plates.
Oh I'm cleaning up Mike's food too.
Is Mike a fucking toddler at this point?
I caught his fish.
He abandoned me in the b- I'm about to fucking lose it on this guy.
This guy, Mike, has not done jack shit.
Mike, I'm right here.
I'm going to kick your ass if you ever pull some stupid shit
like that again.
Not you.
Mike, I'm going to beat the hell out of you.
Yeah, hilarious.
Ha, ha, ha!
How about a game of hide and seek?
Fine.
Let's play hide and seek, Mike.
By the way, get in your 34th birthday wrap-up last week!
All right, I'm playing hide and seek with it.
Look at this guy, look at this fucking idiot.
Just look at this guy.
Oh, I decided to hide in the basement.
Oh, I'm gonna hide in the basement?
Okay.
You mean where we left the Ouija board?
I decided to hide in a nook under the stairs.
Ooh, that's a good hide spot.
That's un-challable.
Man, the guy that said he's under the stairs.
What the fuck are you talking about?
That wasn't even a challenge.
I figured you would be good at this
since I never find you in the city.
Mike, because I don't wanna hang out with you.
I'm only here because Nora said she was coming
and Nora's not even here.
My turn to hide now.
Okay, Mike.
Okay, Mike, I'll go find you.
I mean, you're like 37 years old,
but I'll go play hide and seek with you, Mike.
Why not?
I haven't played hide-and-seek since I had a one-inch penis.
Where are you, buddy?
Where are you hiding at, Mike?
Got him.
Where you at, buddy?
Ah, he left the door open, what a idiot.
Mike!
Gotcha!
Someone said Jack will track him.
Really, guys?
Mike?
Where are you at?
Hang on, Harp.
I think I heard something upstairs.
You're going to try to prank me again, Mike?
No, I'm not kidding.
I really think I heard something up there.
You didn't hear it?
Swear on my life I heard something.
On your life you heard something, Mike?
I see this attic access door in here.
Actually, it might be high-fives.
I can't reach it without a step stool.
What do you want me to do, Mike?
A step stool?
I notice that taxi cab keeps circling.
So Mike said he-
Oh, it's just a little baby kitten.
Aw, big sweetness, how you doin'?
Good, kitty.
Well, Mike, all you heard was a cat, you little idiot.
That's all you heard, buddy.
Mike.
Sidney, are you okay?
It was a cat, dummy.
Oh, that's a relief.
I think she was hungry.
My God, we're still playing this shit.
Mike.
I decided to hide in the tool shed in the backyard.
Mike, we're still playing hide and seek, bro.
Mike, you're way too old to be doing all this shit, brody.
Let's hide in here.
This isn't a great hiding spot, but it'll work.
Not a great hiding spot, but it'll work.
I mean, not ideal.
Mike, you are so...
Mike, there's something wrong.
What?
No, no, no, Mike, who cares?
Anything worth trying to try to do.
I'm getting tired.
Close those pretty eyes now.
Mike, there is a man in the house!
It is not the time to raise me up!
Look, I'll hide in the house. We're headed back in anyway.
You find me and then we'll go to bed.
Mike, Mike, you're not listening to me, Mike.
There was someone in the house!
I don't feel good about this.
Mike, are you okay?
Mike!
You're shitting bricks right now.
It's fucking Rick!
Why the hell are you in here, Rick?
I'm fixing the falsely. They got a problem with that.
Rick, you gotta tell me.
That's a good point, Mike.
I've never seen that either.
Oh, I've never fixed a faucet.
They didn't think so, so I'd imagine you don't know what tools you need.
Rick, how long have you been in here?
Just got here a couple minutes ago.
If they heard anything before, it must've been that old lady, remember?
Look, Rick, enough of the ghost stories.
I need some shut-eye now!
You asking me to leave, miss?
Um, yeah, Rick.
It's a fucking Airbnb.
I didn't know I was bunking with the host.
No, Rick, she's being polite.
We rented this house and would like to have it to ourselves.
Exactly, Mike.
I really don't want to have to call law enforcement.
Ain't no cops in Woodbury, son.
You think they're going to arrest the homeowner for fixing the post?
I was just doing some work and if you can't handle that, it's your problem.
Know what?
If you folks don't like me fixing the folks in, post it.
Please get out of the Airbnb now, please.
Please leave, Rick.
Everybody say bye, Rick.
God, that guy was a psychopath.
How do you not tell someone you're here to fix a faucet?
After locking the door, we debated what to do.
Also, where's Nora?
Wasn't she supposed to be here six hours ago?
We agreed there was something off about Rick from the start and Mike too.
It seemed like he enjoyed making excuses to come over unannounced. In the end, we decided Rick was weird, but probably harmless.
We attribute his behavior to an extreme lack of social awareness.
Look, we already drove out the way all the way out here. Let's just enjoy ourselves. Mike said, Mike, opinion hasn't changed.
I'm not sleeping with you, dude, but by this time I was feeling really tired. I decided to get some rest. Good
I need bro. I need sleep right now
It's 11 39. Where's Nora harp are you still awake? It's hard to sleep when you're banging on my door, Mike
Do you mind if I come in?
I'd like to talk about something
Sure, Mike
You just woke me up from my nap is better be good
The storm is starting to get really bad. I can hardly see the truck in the driveway.
Yeah, I hope Nora's okay. She'll be just fine, Sidney. Don't worry. I'm here to keep you safe.
That's nice of you, Mike. Guys are supposed to watch over people they care about.
What a day, huh? This wasn't exactly how I thought our getaway was going to go.
going to go. Sydney, I know, right? Can you believe that guy? He just keeps wandering
around the house like he owns the place. Well, he does own the place. You know exactly what
I meant, Sydney. He shouldn't just barge in this place whenever he wants. We rented
the damn house. I mean, the guy is probably harmless, but I'm just frustrated. Me too.
All right, Mike. I have to sleep though.
Mike, I told you before and I'll tell you again, you are not sleeping with me, Mike!
Okay?
You know what, Mike? You don't have to sleep alone. No, no, no, no, no, Mike!
Mike, I- Mike, I want to sleep alone!
Mike, I want nothing more! Where's this coming from? It's 4.30 in the morning.
Oregon? What the fuck happened in Oregon? We won B-1 or some shit?
I remember it being pretty awkward what happened in Oregon it didn't start out
awkward though Mike we had a lot to drink things happened goddammit Sydney you
got hammered and let Mike bang you are you serious Sydney now he's attached oh
my god Nora texted me yes yes thank god get me out of here like I don't think
this is a good time to fuck me right now Mike I honestly don't want to
I have stuck, Mike.
Mike, I really don't want to do this, Mike.
Nora, please.
Nora, I'm having a breakdown, Nora.
I have to drive out in the raging snow
with a man who wants to violate my ass
to rescue Nora.
Honestly, let's do it.
Mike, let's go.
You heard her.
No, Sid, Sidney.
You stay here and get some sleep.
There's no sense in both of us freezing.
Mike, thank you.
You go get Nora and I'll go rest.
I always like doing nice things.
Yeah, Mike, you're just a friend, though, Mike.
I don't know how many times I gotta say this.
Hey, Mike, I'll go get sleep.
No, Mike, Mike, there's nothing between us.
There's nothing between us.
and there's nothing to talk about.
Whatever happened in Oregon is staying in Oregon, Mike.
I'm going to sleep, I'm going to sleep.
Mike's gonna go get Nora.
It's 4.30 in the morning.
I couldn't have gone to bed without locking the front door.
Oh yeah, let me lock the door behind Mike.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Let me lock the door behind Mike.
Yes, yes.
Mike, are you sure it's safe to drive in this weather?
You're probably right, Mike.
Yes, I'll lock all the doors. Yes, yes, yes.
He hit me with the where my hug at.
Honestly, Mike, not now, bro.
Drive safe, Mike.
Okay, Mike, go get Nora.
Go get her.
All right, he's off to go get Nora.
Hey, Mike's going to get Nora.
I'm gonna go to sleep.
Hopefully Nora's back,
and that way Mike won't keep trying to get
inside my ass.
I told myself things would get better
if I could just get some rest.
Nora always knew how to cheer me up.
Yes, please, Nora, please get back to this cabin.
This is a mess.
With her arriving soon, I decided to rest.
Yep.
Yo, W Nora in the chat.
She's gonna save the day, bro.
Mike is, oh my God, they're back,
they're back, they're back, they're back.
How much should I sleep?
Oh, it's glitched on 430.
Yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming.
All my way.
Mike is back with Nora.
Thank God.
Mike, who's out the door?
You're not coming in, whoever you are.
Coming in!
My friends will be back soon.
You're gonna let me freeze to death out here?
I didn't make you go hiking in a snowstorm, now did I?
I should have known you'd be as big a bitch here
as you were back at the Peace and Joint.
Oh!
It's the guy with the backpack.
It's the guy with the backpack.
He's back!
You think I didn't see you
and your little boyfriend fishing in the creek?
Okay, couple things straight here.
Mike is not my boyfriend.
Second, I don't know you.
You're not getting in the house.
Get out or I'll call the cops.
Leave or I'll call the cops.
Ain't no cops around here.
Speaking of, I don't see your fellow's truck out here either.
Oh my God, where is Mike?
I'm dialing 911 right now.
Yeah, exactly. Leave, dummy.
I have enough shit to deal with as is.
For the love of God, can I get some sleep now?
This has been the worst night of my life!
Rick, why aren't you responding?
Rick is 1 a.m. Rick. I know what to do. Why is Rick? Thank God. It's Rick. W Rick in the chat man
W Rick Rick
What the hell's going on here? Thank God you're here Rick
There's a guy banging on my door
He was begging to come inside. I said no
And he wouldn't leave and I heard loud noises outside the front door
and I didn't know what to do.
Thank you, Rick.
Rick, what are you...
Rick, what are you talking about?
By the way, where's your friend?
The guy who was with you earlier?
Mike? He went to go pick up my other friend.
So you're all alone right here, right now, huh?
Yeah, Rick.
But my friends will be back soon.
Rick, the door's there.
Rick...
Rick the... Rick the... No the exit door is back there!
It's like this brings out all kinds of folks.
What?
But when you stay away.
Yeah Rick!
You need to leave right now sir!
You need to... You need to leave!
Or... Or I can leave.
You need to leave... You need to leave...
He's insane.
That game...
He's insane.
was never rich you're not done it's not oh it's not even over it's not over oh
you have to run away from him you got to escape him you have to run to the
basement and escape it wait we're still going oh my god I gotta run to the
basement and escape him oh oh it's not even over someone in the chat said I'm
I'm not gonna sleep tonight, yeah, you're cooked.
You are cooked.
Okay, okay, I know what to do now, I know what to do now.
Wrong checkpoint?
Oh, this isn't wrong.
What do I do?
What do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do,
what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?
Oh, we already did this, we already did this.
We already did this, we already did this,
we already did this, we already did this.
Go back to the menu?
We're fine.
But how do I go back to the menu, though?
How do I go back to the menu?
How do I go back to the menu?
What do I click to go back to the menu?
You can't look out.
Lock it in, lock it in.
That means that fake Rick killed the hiker.
That's where we're at right now.
If y'all remember, because he said,
you don't gotta worry about him anymore.
Remember?
That means fake Rick killed the hiker.
This guy's not Rick.
Remember?
Remember, remember, remember?
That means this guy's fake Rick.
He should be here in a sec.
I don't know where he is though.
Oh my god he's here, he's here, okay, okay, okay, listen, everybody lock in, everybody
stay calm, we're not gonna let this guy kill me.
Remember it's fake Rick, I'm gonna try to not piss him off.
Oh Mike, yeah he went to pick up my other friend.
Yeah, but my friends will be back.
Yeah, they do, they sure do fake Rick.
They sure do.
Okay, he gets mad here.
Okay, okay.
Now we hide under the stairs, downstairs.
My motherfucker, Nora sold me, bro.
Actually sold me.
We gotta get to the attic, bro.
Bro, Nora sold me.
I got it this time.
I got it unlocked this time.
Bro, Nora just sold.
Scroll, idiot.
Oh.
And just so I'm clear here, I think I know where the
attic is.
I should probably get it all prepped so it's easier to
drive around.
What the fuck was the attic at?
was it here? The fuck was the attic? God, bro. Where the fuck was the attic? Bedroom closet?
Oh, easy peasy. Okay, I'm going to get this all prepped. This way. Wait a second, just so I clear.
When I'm hiding, I hide up in the attic or in the closet?
Attic or closet? Should I jump on that step source or should I just go in the closet
when I'm hiding okay y'all are saying to wait in the closet then go to the attic I'm not letting him
in chat this guy'll kill me but he ends up getting killed by fake Rick wait so just go to the closet
and wait is what y'all are saying go to the closet then wait is what y'all are saying so I don't
even need to get on the steps so I just wait in the closet and he won't find me okay
Capiche, Capiche, Capiche, yeah bro whatever bro, fake Rick killed you, I don't even care,
fuck you, you do, see but y'all are about to explain each shit because you guys are
saying then go up, so you're saying to wait in the closet then go up, you're saying
to do that, you're saying to do that, that's what y'all are saying to me, it leaves
the room then you go up, see, see that guy knew how to explain it bro, you see
What am I fucking saying, chat?
Go basement first, then closet, then attic.
Basement, closet, then attic.
But you're saying, I'm losing brain cells.
You're saying when he leaves the room,
then I go to the attic, right?
That's what y'all are saying?
Lock it.
Hey, everybody type a lock emoji.
I'm not messing this one up.
Yo, have eyes.
Text me?
Or no, type in the chat.
How far in the game am I right now?
I gotta be like 70% or 80%.
I bet you I'm almost done.
90% on God?
I finish it.
We gotta finish it.
We have eyes like on your mother's like,
how's it going?
Look at the fire here.
That looks great.
Picking someone up.
Van the Kid that said 6% on prepping this
to make it easier.
That's our sixth tech right there.
We find out he's not actually rich right here.
I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm gonna be in a click spot! I'm in a click spot! I'm in a click spot!
What the-!
I know a faster checkpoint. That guy down there is not Rick.
Mike. That guy-!
What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? Stay?
Sky drop? Fuck it, not the time. What do I do?
Hi guys, I'm only gonna trust you. You can go down? Okay.
I told them everything that happened after my cleft. Rick called the cops.
The storm quieted down by the time they arrived, and of course the man was nowhere to be seen.
On our drive back the whole night played over and over in my head.
We think that the man we saw secretly lived in the cabin when it wasn't being used.
He planned on robbing us during our stay, but Conk seemed to think there was more intent
behind this man's actions, aside from just robbing us.
Bro, yeah, he literally killed someone outside.
The fuck?
Rick asked me what the man looked like, and after that he didn't ask any more questions.
We knew he knew more than he was letting on, but in the end he gave us a full refund.
I actually beat a game.
I actually beat a game. I actually beat a game.
W's, man. W's, W's. W's, W's, W's.
We're slapping this on YouTube since nobody watched it at three in the morning, but
We're slapping it on YouTube click subscribe. I think I'm gonna start doing more variety, bro. That was really fun. I
Beed a game, bro. That's actually sick. I think we're gonna do more variety. That was very fun. I'm gonna go
Sit in my hot tub and drink a beer. I love you guys
Have a great night and we have a banger stream tomorrow on our six. Love you guys. Peace