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⚔️ JYNXZI vs STOMPN @ 9PM ET ⚔️

10-01-2024 · 3h 05m

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[00:00:00] He told me say, nah, nah, nah, nah
[00:00:03] And I was like, I got you
[00:00:04] I just said that the other day
[00:00:05] And I just recorded this song saying, nah, nah, nah
[00:00:08] Not for you
[00:00:09] Word?
[00:00:10] Alright, fuck you then
[00:00:11] No one knows, fuck me now
[00:00:16] Another one, it's another one
[00:00:18] And another one
[00:00:19] Ah, ah
[00:00:23] Every time I make another one
[00:00:25] It's another one
[00:00:26] Don't be dull up on my friends' souls
[00:00:28] When that butter comes
[00:00:29] She tries to put me in the friends' zone
[00:00:31] But she wanted some
[00:00:32] Fuck it, I be in that friends zone
[00:00:34] Cause I fuck with her, I fuck with her
[00:00:37] She tried to put me in the friends zone
[00:00:40] Fuck it, I be in that friends zone
[00:00:43] She gone like the ends zone
[00:00:46] I'm, I'm
[00:00:48] Two doors, like I'm black with
[00:00:49] Told that bitch that I'm from New York
[00:00:51] She like my accent
[00:00:52] Every time I get a new job
[00:00:54] She the baddest
[00:00:55] All these zippers on my ball
[00:00:57] Mean I feel like
[00:00:58] I give her back shots
[00:01:00] And I pussy so poor
[00:01:02] I don't want to back off so I got a strap off just to blow her back up
[00:01:06] She don't tell me back off she put her ass out of the house
[00:01:11] That's what happened before I passed out
[00:01:14] She really got me in my bag now
[00:01:17] Got me in my bag now
[00:01:20] I'm another one, it's another one
[00:01:24] Don't be hung up on my friend's soul
[00:01:26] Spin that butter come she tried to cut me in the friend zone
[00:01:29] But she run this on
[00:01:30] I could write you a song to make you fall in love
[00:01:47] I would already have you up under my arm
[00:01:50] I used to borrow my tricks
[00:01:52] I hope that you like this
[00:01:54] But you probably won't
[00:01:56] You think you're coolin' in me
[00:01:58] You got designer shaces to hide your face
[00:02:02] And you wear them all out like you're coolin' in me
[00:02:05] And you never say hey, Lord
[00:02:07] Remember my name
[00:02:09] And it's probably cause you think you're coolin' in me
[00:02:13] see the fucking title almost fainted there do y'all see the fucking title do
[00:02:30] y'all see the fucking title tonight is the night sending love from Washington
[00:02:37] wholesome subscriber tonight's the night look man I'm on a burner I'm on a tear
[00:02:41] beat Richie 18 to 6 had a positive KD and rotor prime 2v2 wagered Skyden
[00:02:49] squirtle last night and hard-carried Richie. All I'm saying is this, bro, I'm primed out
[00:02:55] right now. Caden, they give it the prime stuff. Frisky, they give it the prime stuff. Grover,
[00:02:59] they give it the C1. People wonder, well, Jinxie, why are you in your prime now? Why are you
[00:03:03] playing good now? One reason and one reason only. Oh, Greg! I haven't lost a 1v1 with
[00:03:11] this haircut. I haven't lost a 1v1 with this haircut. Stompin's next on the fuckin'
[00:03:17] hit list Richie got 18 to six stomp it's next tonight at 9 p.m. EST I have two
[00:03:23] hours to warm up we'll probably do clips for a little bit and then we got to
[00:03:28] warm up are y'all down with clips though purple bang when they give it a five
[00:03:31] gift you to strap in they can put your one I am gonna warm up with 1v1 jinx
[00:03:36] of your hideous thank you Riley I am gonna warm up with 1v1s at like 8 p.m.
[00:03:40] the plan is to warm up with 1v1s at either like 7 40 or 8 all right we're
[00:03:45] You're gonna do clips until the Xbox freezes.
[00:03:47] High-fives, I'll un-mog you right now.
[00:03:49] But yeah, let me tell you all about this week.
[00:03:51] Tomorrow, y'all are gonna love this week.
[00:03:53] I'm not gonna lie, y'all are gonna love this week.
[00:03:55] Tomorrow at 8 p.m. EST is the Richie 20 v. 1.
[00:04:02] I got the poster, everything's locked in.
[00:04:05] Tomorrow 8 p.m. EST is the Richie 20 v. 1.
[00:04:08] You guys have wanted this stream for months.
[00:04:11] It's finally happening.
[00:04:12] We're putting Richie on a 20 v. 1.
[00:04:14] It's probably gonna be a train wreck.
[00:04:16] By probably, I mean definitely.
[00:04:18] It's definitely gonna be a train wreck.
[00:04:20] That'll be tomorrow, okay?
[00:04:23] Now wait, wait, wait.
[00:04:26] Hold on, I'm tweaking.
[00:04:27] Okay, Sunday, I just got confirmation
[00:04:30] from the man himself.
[00:04:32] Sunday sketch will be joining us for a roller Sunday.
[00:04:36] If we win, that will be the greatest win of all time.
[00:04:39] The admins are changing the rules just for that Sunday.
[00:04:42] We have me, Stompin, Mingo, Kacen, and Sketch.
[00:04:48] And we're gonna try to win Rotor Sunday this Sunday.
[00:04:50] Rotor Saturday, I'll have a normal stack,
[00:04:52] like a normal comp stack.
[00:04:54] Rotor Sunday, we're gonna try to get
[00:04:56] a Rotor Sunday win with Sketch.
[00:04:58] It might be a fucking disaster,
[00:05:01] or we might win, bro, I don't know.
[00:05:03] And then Monday, I haven't told y'all this yet.
[00:05:05] You're beating Stomp, love you.
[00:05:06] D-Hauls, thank you for the tier one.
[00:05:08] It was a real message too.
[00:05:09] I'm beating Stompin tonight, bro.
[00:05:10] I'm trying to tell y'all.
[00:05:11] Monday, I am starting the Elden Ring DLC marathon
[00:05:19] and I am not ending the stream until I be Elden Ring.
[00:05:22] That's on Monday.
[00:05:24] I'm going to be streaming,
[00:05:25] I'm gonna set up some stuff with high-vives
[00:05:27] that way we hand up streaming something
[00:05:29] while I'm sleeping.
[00:05:30] I'll figure out something with high-vives.
[00:05:32] Like maybe we have a sleep cam in the top right
[00:05:34] but then we replay clips or replay the VOD.
[00:05:37] I'll figure out some of the high-vives
[00:05:38] tonight or tomorrow.
[00:05:39] But Monday is when I s-
[00:05:41] BRENT!
[00:05:43] Brent with the 10 gifted.
[00:05:44] W Brent in the fucking chat!
[00:05:46] Monday, I'm starting the Elden Ring DLC.
[00:05:49] I have not touched the Elden Ring DLC.
[00:05:51] Everybody was streaming the Elden Ring DLC.
[00:05:53] There was like 500 people streaming it.
[00:05:56] Dude, I have not touched the Elden Ring DLC.
[00:06:00] The only thing I know about the Elden Ring DLC
[00:06:03] is that the final boss is fucking borderline
[00:06:06] and p-
[00:06:07] Jinxty Hog Rider just followed me.
[00:06:09] Let's just auto ban this guy on spawn ban this guy. Um, okay back to what I was saying I
[00:06:17] Quite literally bro, I
[00:06:19] Don't I don't care if it takes six days to beat the Elden Ring DLC. It'll I will stream for six days, bro
[00:06:24] I'm gonna cook up all this shit with high-vice. It is going to be a non-stop DLC stream and y'all are laughing
[00:06:34] Avery thank you for the five gifts you did it at Avery. What do you think of it sir?
[00:06:38] Cold think of it. It's your water see coffee. This is why you lost your mod, bro
[00:06:42] Hey goat, can I get my mod back and we scrolled up we scrolled up?
[00:06:47] Hey goat, can I get my mod back? Oh, no wait? He's being nice see the coffee. Yo be nice for a week and I'll consider it
[00:06:56] Dog thank you for the vibe gifts it but yes, I'm beating stop at the night
[00:07:00] We're gonna do clips and then we're gonna warm up for stomping
[00:07:03] We're doing a best of three at 9 p.m. Every game will be to eight. I'm beating stop and tonight. I'm king slaying
[00:07:09] Mr. Smokey, they were the 10 gifted if I beat stop in tonight. I
[00:07:14] Want to be classified as the number one controller player in the world and I won't settle for anything else
[00:07:19] You understand me? Oh shit heads
[00:07:22] Because no one else on controller has beaten stoppin. Nobody in a best of three
[00:07:27] No one has ever beaten Stompin in the best of three.
[00:07:30] Mingo lost to Stompin.
[00:07:32] Kacin lost to Stompin.
[00:07:33] Glybo lost to Stompin.
[00:07:35] Richie lost to Stompin.
[00:07:36] No one has ever beat Stompin in the best of three on a controller 1v1.
[00:07:40] I'm gonna do it though.
[00:07:41] I promise.
[00:07:42] I know what I need to do.
[00:07:43] I have literally today,
[00:07:45] I have been watching YouTube videos of Stompin's previous 1v1s,
[00:07:48] preparing myself for tonight.
[00:07:49] Chris, think of what the 10 gets in.
[00:07:52] Coffee.
[00:07:53] Osari's not gonna cut it, bro.
[00:07:55] Coffee.
[00:07:56] Sorry, he's not gonna cut it, bro. You are a hall of coffee. You were a hall of fame Twitter engagement farmer, bro
[00:08:04] That's fine farm your engagements, bro. Also, I'm change. I was actually on the phone with Richie
[00:08:09] I'm changing the name of Jinxie Loyals to Jinxie hate club. I don't care. I don't care
[00:08:14] Y'all are gonna say what y'all are gonna say. I don't care. I'm right Hunter. They give me the five gift it
[00:08:19] Jinxie Loyals on Twitter is getting changed to Jinxie hate club. I don't care
[00:08:23] Um, I'm right, bro. That's what it is. It's not Jinxie oils. It is a Jinxie hate club. So we're gonna we're gonna do that
[00:08:30] I'm gonna probably swap that name over tomorrow. It's Jinxie a club. There's 52,000 people in that Twitter community
[00:08:37] 38,000 of them hate my guts hate my fucking guts and bro. I'm not even on Twitter, bro
[00:08:43] I just hear about the shit. So
[00:08:45] Jinxie oils is getting changed to Jinxie hate club effective tomorrow
[00:08:49] dog 2008 negative with a 25 gifts you
[00:08:51] two thousand eight twenty five wait I just processed that twenty five get
[00:08:56] them with two dog twenty twenty eight thank you thank you thank you so much for
[00:09:00] the twenty five get the food all appreciate it all right chat joining
[00:09:04] right now look at these kids bro yeah bro join Jinxy Loyals on Twitter we're
[00:09:08] changing the name to Jinxy hate club tomorrow that's what it is it's not
[00:09:12] Jinxy look no it is a hate club all right um bro this is when I knew Jinxy
[00:09:17] Loyals was bad for my mental health this is why I deleted Twitter on my main
[00:09:21] phone okay I didn't remember what it was I think it was either no I think it was
[00:09:27] my mom's birthday or something it was someone in my family's birthday and I
[00:09:33] broke it was someone in my family's birthday and I was like hey I'm not
[00:09:38] gonna stream tonight or like tonight or whatever and people are like part-timer
[00:09:44] He lost his passion, part-timer, ah fuck, he lost his fucking passion, ah.
[00:09:52] It back, I'm done.
[00:09:54] It's Jinxie hate club, that's what we're calling Jinxie hate club.
[00:09:56] And we're not likes!
[00:09:58] We're called to get Jinxie hate club, that's what we're called.
[00:10:03] Alright boys, are you all ready to go?
[00:10:05] Chat!
[00:10:08] Haven't done a clip session in a couple days, let's see what y'all are cooking up.
[00:10:12] fantasy updates on my fantasy football team for those that care I know a lot of
[00:10:17] people don't care for those that care I just traded away Travis ETN and Deontay
[00:10:25] Johnson for Breeze Hall good or bad trade what do y'all think oh and I
[00:10:32] traded Devonte Adams for Drake London before I heard about the trade so I
[00:10:38] probably got fleeced by my cousin I think my cousin fleeced me but I think
[00:10:42] I fleece my brother, so it's equal fleece right now today, but chat. What do y'all think of that pickup?
[00:10:47] L trade bad
[00:10:49] bad bad
[00:10:51] W trade who has ball knowledge in here, bro. See, I knew you guys would say garbage no matter what I said. I
[00:10:59] Knew you guys would say garbage. I just knew it. I literally knew it, bro
[00:11:05] But yes, I still have Kyren Williams Kyron Williams is the heart and soul to my fantasy team
[00:11:09] I'm ordering a Kyron Williams. Okay
[00:11:12] Without further ado, let's get this shit.
[00:11:13] Are y'all ready?
[00:11:15] Without further ado, let's get this shit.
[00:11:18] We haven't done...
[00:11:19] I haven't banned for two days in ranked.
[00:11:21] Oh yeah, I left again.
[00:11:24] Let's get it, let's go.
[00:11:25] Without further a fucking do.
[00:11:29] First giveaway today.
[00:11:31] God, we haven't watched clips in like four days, man.
[00:11:34] I'm like, this feels weird.
[00:11:36] You're on nook.
[00:11:40] I like the class set it up.
[00:11:42] Perfect start.
[00:11:44] You're using the correct gun on nook. You're using the correct secondary on nook
[00:11:48] You have two grenades, which is the correct throwable and using the correct scope on nook right now
[00:11:54] You're off to a 10 out of 10 start
[00:11:59] Skype charm alright zero out of 10
[00:12:02] Skype charm instead of a jinxie charm. Are you shitting me? Did you see what I did to Skype yesterday?
[00:12:09] I mean shout it up Skype, but bro a jinxie charm
[00:12:16] Love this! Love this you-
[00:12:19] What happened to my clip man? What the fuck was that?
[00:12:26] My clip's gone! I guess we'll never know.
[00:12:33] Okay you're dead, I'm not gonna lie. They have full vert on the breach.
[00:12:39] If you walk in the breach, you will probably die to vert.
[00:12:43] Probably. If you walk- oh no your teammate's above you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good to go.
[00:12:49] Your teammate's above! I would quickly beat that. Okay let me explain.
[00:12:53] Sorry, ADHD is at an all time high right now for me.
[00:12:56] You yellow pinging that is amazing.
[00:12:58] Your average Joe, your average Schmuck, your average dog shit player would red ping here.
[00:13:04] You yellow pinging here is really good.
[00:13:06] I like this.
[00:13:07] You're off to a good start.
[00:13:08] Oh, okay.
[00:13:16] Your teammate yellow pinged and you red pinged.
[00:13:18] Okay, I got it.
[00:13:19] I see the picture now.
[00:13:23] Sir, do you want to be in the depths of silver forever?
[00:13:30] If I ever, let me make this fucking clear, if I ever see someone red pinging on a drone
[00:13:38] again, I will permanently ban you from my Twitch stream.
[00:13:45] I will then block you on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, LinkedIn, and Snapchat.
[00:13:51] If I ever see that stupid shit again, you just red pinged in the big 24?
[00:13:58] red pinging? Don't you feel like an idiot now? Because you red pinged he shot your
[00:14:08] camera and repositioned so your free kill is now null and void. Idiot. Really good
[00:14:16] aim. I like that aim. That's it. Good shot. On that door. Decent rebound. Here's what I'm going to do. I would flash the door take
[00:14:25] site. Flash the door take site. Flash the door take site. Or sit there with a
[00:14:32] Have them up your ass?
[00:14:34] Okay, yeah, you're terrible.
[00:14:38] Look, man, zero out of ten.
[00:14:41] It literally looks like this was your first time picking up a controller.
[00:14:44] Zero out of ten, Glimp.
[00:14:50] Where are people finding baby pictures, bro?
[00:14:52] Whose Facebook is public?
[00:14:54] Yo, that's from, like, 04, bro.
[00:14:58] Where are people finding this shit, dude?
[00:15:02] Who said smash?
[00:15:03] Have I scrolled up and banned that kid right now?
[00:15:06] Scrolled up and banned that kid right now. I'm finding him
[00:15:10] Got him
[00:15:12] Got him right here got him
[00:15:16] Jimmy cheese Jimmy cheese. Let's get him out. I was three
[00:15:22] I was three years old
[00:15:26] Burn him 30 days. Let's go 30-day suspension have eyes. Let's go
[00:15:33] Next up of the day
[00:15:35] Zero out of ten star
[00:15:48] With picking okay, you're either the best in the world or the luckiest in the world. I'm still deciding let me rewind
[00:16:04] Okay, I'm gonna go with luckiest in the world
[00:16:16] He like a no scope that guy
[00:16:19] Quit picking love that love it love it
[00:16:21] Love that rain. Are you Jim?
[00:16:29] What are the micro shakes here? Is this guy's dim? What are the micro shakes?
[00:16:35] Why are you so-
[00:16:37] He's located a bomb.
[00:16:39] He's very shaky. I'm not gonna lie.
[00:16:41] We're not stopping this clip segment
[00:16:43] until I get a 10 out of 10 clip.
[00:16:59] I don't- I'll- I'll sit here all night.
[00:17:01] I don't- I'm not s-
[00:17:03] Behind every sweet smile
[00:17:05] is a bitter sadness
[00:17:07] that no one can ever see and feel.
[00:17:09] Tupac. Wow.
[00:17:11] Quote of the day.
[00:17:13] Quote of the day. Quote of the day.
[00:17:18] Quote of the day. Very good quote.
[00:17:20] Quote of the day, very good quote, very good quote.
[00:17:22] Very, very, very good quote.
[00:17:26] This guy's just typing fat.
[00:17:27] Yo, did you send a clip, Beast?
[00:17:29] Hog.
[00:17:30] No, hey, hey.
[00:17:31] Guys, the hog rider shit?
[00:17:34] Great, it was funny for the first day.
[00:17:36] Let it die.
[00:17:37] We're not doing this hog rider shit, OK?
[00:17:40] Because I will get a new cut.
[00:17:42] Like, OK, someone on Snapchat called me
[00:17:44] Ausharawi, the professional soccer player.
[00:17:46] That's funny.
[00:17:48] Hog rider, bro?
[00:17:49] Like there's more creative shit than Hog Rider, alright?
[00:17:54] I promise there is.
[00:18:00] I hate everything about your positioning,
[00:18:02] your game sense, your situational awareness,
[00:18:04] and your leaning.
[00:18:06] You leaned the wrong way,
[00:18:07] you have a reverse friendly fire triangle
[00:18:09] at the top right of your screen,
[00:18:11] meaning you're team killing.
[00:18:12] You allowed your teammate to go cavera.
[00:18:15] You're a minute 15 into the round
[00:18:17] and you have all three of your stems.
[00:18:19] You're horrible.
[00:18:21] I was not familiar with his game yet. He knows how to quick peek.
[00:18:28] He knows how to quick peek, but he knows how to do it well.
[00:18:32] A lot of people don't know how to quick peek well.
[00:18:34] This kid's decent.
[00:18:36] And he has the jinx each time. I'm so sorry for everything I ever said.
[00:18:39] This kid knows how to quick peek, and he knows how to do it well. This kid's not bad.
[00:18:43] I gotta see more though. I love how he did it.
[00:18:46] Little bit of an idiot there on the wallbang.
[00:18:56] Little bit of an idiot.
[00:18:58] Okay, so let me explain why you're an idiot. You're a little bit of a Call of Duty player.
[00:19:02] Oh, Mingo just texted me. If you run ranked, let me know. Mingo, I have a 48-hour ban. I'll text him.
[00:19:11] I have a 48-hour ban duo. I love Mingo. He's such a... I would let Mingo fuck me.
[00:19:21] Okay, now back into the clip. So, I'm gonna explain why you're a plumber and don't get
[00:19:25] upset because I'm explaining this so you can improve. I'm not explaining this to be me or anything.
[00:19:31] I'm explaining this you improve. So everything you did was great in the split. You know how to
[00:19:36] quick peak. This was a technique I learned four years ago from every R6 streamer you could imagine.
[00:19:43] Always be aiming. This right here is a tendency that stemmed from call of duty. Right
[00:19:49] here, watch this. This would happen when call of duty players place each. You never want to
[00:19:54] to get caught like this. Never. Because, for example, if that guy on the door is not
[00:20:00] Silver 3, he's killing you. Because he's shit, you got away with it. In a high rank,
[00:20:06] you would die here nine times out of ten. You get in a good recovery shot, but we
[00:20:11] don't like recovery shots. We don't like that. I want you to be aiming, hitting
[00:20:15] good shots. That's what I want. Solid though. Not horrible, not great.
[00:20:20] okay so now this clip went from good to decent to absolute dumpster fire you
[00:20:30] just healed in front of an open breach do you want to lose bro why would you heal
[00:20:38] in front of an open fucking breach dude you got away with it now again you're
[00:20:43] only getting away with this because you're in a low-ranked lobby I want to
[00:20:47] make this clear you're only getting away with this because you're in a low
[00:20:50] ranked lobby. Good name. Very good name. You're not bad. Kid, kid, kid. I see the
[00:21:02] potential. I do. I see the fucking potential. You will never set foot in a
[00:21:07] starting lineup. You won't. You'll never set foot in a starting lineup of a
[00:21:12] diamond or a champion stack. I could see you being a cute little Emerald player
[00:21:16] You could get to emerald. We need another boxing event chat
[00:21:29] We need to set up another boxing event
[00:21:33] This boxing event was peaked. I'm not gonna lie bro. I like how do I explain this well, bro? I'm uh
[00:21:41] I'm kind of a fighter, bro
[00:21:43] Like I'm not saying I'm good at boxing. I'm not saying I'm a I'm not saying I'm good at boxing
[00:21:48] I'm not saying that I just have that like I'm one of those people who is batshit crazy like I
[00:21:55] When I got into the ring with Jay like everything just everything went red
[00:22:00] Nothing made any sense. It was just violence. Nothing made any sense. I would just swing it
[00:22:06] I know I have that dog in me and I have been getting some boxing lessons
[00:22:11] And I kind of want to start going harder on the lessons
[00:22:15] chat I don't know bro I just I'm not I'm chat how would you describe it what
[00:22:20] would you describe what I have like why I'm good like you know I'm saying
[00:22:25] cringe you know what I'm saying though bro cringe check Jerry what's going on
[00:22:35] with Jerry autism what chat I don't what you guys are so cringe muted thank
[00:22:47] They give it to their one team.
[00:22:48] They give it to the prime something they give it to the prime.
[00:22:52] Mexico by today.
[00:22:58] First and foremost, love the C4 love it.
[00:23:02] Absolutely love the C4.
[00:23:03] Now, this is what I call a compliment sandwich.
[00:23:06] Now here comes the punch.
[00:23:08] You're a fucking idiot.
[00:23:09] So the C4 was good, but this wall should never be open under any circumstance.
[00:23:15] You are bandit, you little motherfucker.
[00:23:18] Why are you not bandit tricking the wall?
[00:23:20] I don't mind it. I don't mind the C4. It's solid.
[00:23:30] Okay, take your one with red to win a 1v3. You need to single once. You need to single out once.
[00:23:37] This is a free one. Take this one. Boom. That's good. To win a 1v3, don't make it a 1v3.
[00:23:44] Make it three individual 1v1s. It's like a Bruce Lee quote. Right there. That's what you do,
[00:23:51] Now it's a 1v2 and one of them is planting. You heard the plant go down meaning the other guy is probably on the breach or he's top garage
[00:23:57] Let's see
[00:24:00] You hear the plant the plants right there. I'm a pre-found
[00:24:05] Okay, you're in a mo rank
[00:24:08] You're not good. I mean in react to the sound so everything you just did in this clip went out the window
[00:24:30] Right there the fact that you didn't react to that means you suck
[00:24:40] Door, door, door!
[00:24:41] Door, door, door!
[00:24:42] Alright, let's leave the quick peek into the bosses.
[00:24:48] What the fuck am I watching?
[00:24:51] No, no, no!
[00:24:53] We're not going to breeze over what you just did.
[00:24:58] One, you're reloading with 24 bullets.
[00:25:01] You're an idiot!
[00:25:04] Two, you reload behind cover.
[00:25:07] And as you're reloading, you poke your head up!
[00:25:11] What the fuck is that?
[00:25:14] First and foremost, you're reloading with 24 bullets, and second, you're exposing yourself
[00:25:23] while you're reloading.
[00:25:24] Pause.
[00:25:25] That sounded insane.
[00:25:26] On the door, walking inside, you didn't hear the barbed wire?
[00:25:31] You didn't hear him grunting from the barbed wire?
[00:25:33] Are you fucking serious, bro?
[00:25:35] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[00:25:39] no.
[00:25:40] I'm the purple penguin.
[00:25:41] I'm gonna be honest.
[00:25:42] I know what your game should be.
[00:25:43] Purple penguin, how is it going, sir?
[00:25:51] Um, let's get you involved in more outdoor activities, maybe fishing.
[00:25:57] This gaming shit is not for you, dude.
[00:26:00] Zero out of ten clip.
[00:26:02] That was horrible.
[00:26:04] He didn't hear the guy walking through barbed wire.
[00:26:07] He popped his head up while reloading.
[00:26:11] I mean, everything about it was just bad.
[00:26:14] There was nothing good about it, bro.
[00:26:17] Nothing.
[00:26:20] That's a good day.
[00:26:21] I think this guy's good.
[00:26:28] Let me explain why I think this guy is good.
[00:26:31] The gun skin he's using is rare, and the charm he's using only comp players use this charm.
[00:26:37] This charm is so comp and subtly shock everything he has a glass on his teeth, this guy's probably
[00:26:42] gold.
[00:26:43] Top of the metal staircase, top of the metal staircase, prepare that!
[00:26:52] And it's not a quick leak.
[00:26:58] He flipped to his head.
[00:26:59] This guy might be champ.
[00:27:00] Wow, that's good map knowledge.
[00:27:07] He saw him drop and immediately knew to go down these stairs and cut him off.
[00:27:14] Heard the sound of reaction.
[00:27:15] I might pull my dick out.
[00:27:16] This guy's making me horny with how good he is.
[00:27:19] If this guy's 18+, I might pull my penis out.
[00:27:26] Rewind everything I...
[00:27:28] Ignore everything I just said.
[00:27:29] Let me explain why I'm horny at least.
[00:27:32] So first off, he reloads here.
[00:27:34] Reloading with 11 bullets is fine when you know you're not in any immediate danger.
[00:27:39] He knows he's not in immediate danger.
[00:27:40] watch what he does here. He hears the enemy combatant springing up to him. What
[00:27:46] does he do? He immediately scopes down, stops moving, and waits. That's good.
[00:27:53] And he pre-fired. This guy's nasty. I'm not even trolling this guy's nasty.
[00:28:00] Yo, this guy's fucking nice. Best? This could be a 10. This could be a 10 out of 10.
[00:28:07] I don't give 10 out of 10 maybe once this could be a time
[00:28:13] So I'm horny yet again. Okay, so hold on watch this
[00:28:17] So he doesn't see anybody on the staircase. What does he see though? He sees vigil scanners
[00:28:22] So he knows there's a vigil at the top of the staircase. What does he do?
[00:28:29] He doesn't fall peeky quick peeks to gather information
[00:28:33] I'll say this right here right now. This is the best clip. I've gotten in the last 20 days so far
[00:28:42] So he takes space. Another great thing here is taking space. You gotta understand when
[00:28:48] you kill somebody in a power position, the odds of them being doubled up with their teammate
[00:28:52] is very low. So when you kill someone on red stairs, that means there's probably no one
[00:28:56] on red stairs. So he takes space. Here's one on his left. Let's see if he reacts.
[00:29:00] He does. Wow. This guy's a perfect player so far.
[00:29:05] Take space yet again.
[00:29:09] I prefer.
[00:29:15] That's the best clip of the day.
[00:29:27] Respectfully, that's the best clip of the day.
[00:29:31] Wow.
[00:29:33] Out of context.
[00:29:40] Out of context.
[00:29:42] Respectfully, best clip of the day.
[00:29:45] Respectfully.
[00:29:47] 8.7 out of 10.
[00:29:51] That's an insane clip.
[00:29:53] All right,
[00:29:57] JDs and gentlemen, next clip of the day.
[00:29:59] in copper help me okay I got you bro please coach me okay he said he's in
[00:30:05] copper let's help him out let's help him out okay so I'm here to help first off
[00:30:16] god damn it first off the mirrors on the wrong side I would see four if you
[00:30:23] don't see four he's gonna crawl out okay so what are you aiming at exactly
[00:30:35] just tell me because if he quick peeks you in that hallway you're gonna be
[00:30:40] aiming six feet to his left bro you're not copper dude you're not copper I'll
[00:31:29] give you a six out of ten though six point three out of ten he's not copper
[00:31:34] probably gold and he hit a good clip he's on his day I mean there's no way
[00:31:42] that guy's copper right absolutely no way yo let's all right let's start to get
[00:31:50] cap on this hogrider shit. Hi, boys. Let's start timing kids out. Let's go. Let's get the shit under control. Time that kid out.
[00:31:56] I'm so confused. There's game chat right now. Okay, they don't have a rotation in sight.
[00:32:20] Is your teammate calling out with a keyboard? To your left, left, left, left.
[00:32:29] I think I swear I just heard him like walk through that door. To the left.
[00:32:36] closed off to your left left left what the fuck are these call outs okay now
[00:32:53] this might be copper bro if you're typing out call outs the shit is already
[00:32:59] over by the time you type it out like bro shoot your Goddys right there right
[00:33:17] right right who the fuck is this kid calling out
[00:33:22] Grab the diffuser I guess, bro. I mean, I don't, I, this is uncoachable.
[00:33:31] Grab the diffuser, they're not pushing you, so just grab it.
[00:33:34] The diffuser has been secured.
[00:33:46] He might be a genius. Wait.
[00:33:49] He planted on the Goyo. Oh my god.
[00:33:55] If he plants on the Goyo, he could hypothetically shoot the Goyo and make it to where they can't diffuse.
[00:34:04] Shoot the Goyo! Shoot the Goyo! They can't diffuse!
[00:34:15] He did it! This guy's a genius. He actually did it! Oh my god!
[00:34:23] He's a genius. He's not a good aimer though. They can't diffuse. They don't know what to do.
[00:34:43] They can't diffuse. They don't know what to do. Because of the fire.
[00:34:47] The Goyo play was the smartest play I've ever seen, but respect for, you know, Angelo.
[00:35:06] Respectfully, this might be the cornyest shit I've ever seen.
[00:35:09] These guys on the back of a Dodge Challenger smoking a fucking blunt or whatever that is.
[00:35:15] That was corny, bro.
[00:35:16] You lost a lot of aura right there, Angelo.
[00:35:18] And I'm just being honest, bro. You lost a lot of aura.
[00:35:21] Blow it around here. Okay.
[00:35:27] Let me start off with what you're doing right.
[00:35:30] Okay. Now, let's get into what you're doing wrong.
[00:35:35] One, you're roaming with Maestro.
[00:35:38] 2. You're playing secure area?
[00:35:42] 3. You have two impact grenades in your pocket?
[00:35:47] And you haven't made a single rotation.
[00:35:49] Dumbass of the day award goes to you, sir.
[00:35:57] Alright, he's aiming at cock level now.
[00:36:09] It's just...
[00:36:10] Hunora 5'7".
[00:36:14] YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT!
[00:36:16] My show is 386 pounds flanking on metal flooring and you didn't hear that?
[00:36:25] I'm lost, I'm out of lost for words.
[00:36:45] Okay, horrible aim, horrible aim, terrible aim.
[00:36:49] Um, yeah, horrible aim.
[00:36:53] Where's the clip at?
[00:36:55] Aiming at a tire?
[00:36:58] Fuck, is that gonna do, man?
[00:37:06] man 40 bullets everybody take five that's the work yeah that's the worst
[00:37:41] we're wrapping it up there clip up the day goes to that one guy we're wrapping
[00:37:48] it up right there now it's time to warm up if you want a 1v1 me type your
[00:38:08] gamer tag in the twitch chat if you want a 1v1 me type your game if you
[00:39:12] want to 1v1 me type your game or tag in the twitch chat I need to warm up
[00:39:20] I play stomping in one hour 19 minutes
[00:39:23] Tonight is the night. I prove I'm the goat of controller
[00:39:28] Tonight is the night. I prove I'm the goat of controller. Let's go to ski. Nope. I gotta warm up on console
[00:39:37] Tell yo tell to ski
[00:39:41] Yo, to ski listen up little motherfucker
[00:39:45] To ski if you want to 1v1 me
[00:39:54] text me
[00:39:56] Grandpa think of what it's your one upbeat think of the prime sub preach think of it the prime sub
[00:40:00] Let's catch up on subs. Okay, Kingston. They give it the prime sub lock rocks. They give it the prime sub Lucas
[00:40:05] They give it the prime
[00:40:06] 99 think of what it's your one
[00:40:10] Who wants to help me warm up for stomping who wants to help me warm up for stomping stomping?
[00:40:25] One V one me
[00:40:28] Warm up for stomping swing and solid
[00:40:37] Let's see. I have I've never won this kid. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see
[00:40:45] He's like a little bit of a bottom of the barrel plumber champ
[00:40:52] Let's see, let's see, let's see swinging. Here's your opportunity, bro. He here he is
[00:41:04] Good bitch
[00:41:07] That's when you come come correct, so let's not let's try that. All right. Let me come correct. All right
[00:41:12] I'll try it again. Tell me when to start
[00:41:14] Let's go bitch.
[00:41:21] Probably like, I don't know ever since you added me whenever you play games so yeah.
[00:41:32] No, like two weeks but I think we can go with that.
[00:41:38] Swinging you have Chesney. Yeah, what's up? Swinging
[00:41:44] Well first off Chesney buffs you for gaming any type of acne buffs you forget that's like that's rude a mentally
[00:41:51] That's like the first rule of gaming is the more acne the higher the KD the higher the rank the higher percentage
[00:41:58] That's all true shit. So thank you Ron glad I have Chesney next up. You aim at people's dicks
[00:42:04] What do you mean a head shopper? Oh, we can do any map any map
[00:42:09] Okay, um
[00:42:11] working
[00:42:13] Yes, why why do you hesitate? Why'd you stutter?
[00:42:18] Why did you stutter when I said nobody stuttered? I'm in a ranking mingo. I'm waiting to back out. Can you hurry the fuck up?
[00:42:25] If I get blocked by mingo, it's your fault by the way, so swinging
[00:42:33] When did you first reach champion?
[00:42:36] Okay, so I started the game in year nine season wait who gets your trash-ass in champion
[00:42:42] You're the only reason you're relatively like close to I'm the only reason you're relatively close to him
[00:42:48] I carry you every single time I keep you right wrong. No
[00:42:52] Right, right right again, bro. I'm again
[00:42:55] I bet you might get personal bro. How about that sub-a-thon? Yep. Now I'm getting personal fuck you bruh
[00:43:00] I'm getting your head early, bro. How about that sub-a-thon?
[00:43:02] How about that sub-a-thon?
[00:43:05] Let's see what you can do, bro. Let's see what you can do.
[00:43:15] Three months now, let's see what you can do. I'm actually curious.
[00:43:23] Wow, stats are good.
[00:43:24] What are these settings?
[00:43:25] Stats are very good. Whatever the hell I want them to be. Stats are good.
[00:43:28] Stats are good.
[00:43:29] So, I'm on defense only?
[00:43:31] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
[00:43:36] new lobby new lobby new lobby new lobby what's over what's over yeah okay
[00:43:45] all right all right all right y'all do whatever I want to see Oregon what up to
[00:43:51] what seven five what do you want to get dig down on yeah okay you need to get
[00:44:00] dig down on five let's do this shit I'm gonna lock in chat this guy I'm not
[00:44:05] gonna lie chat he's okay he's a champion a couple times I mean I have this guy's
[00:44:10] literally just a fucking warm-up for me I'm not gonna lie this is like breathe
[00:44:14] okay and then play against stomping is like playing against let's compare you
[00:44:20] I'm gonna compare you to the life
[00:44:23] I'ma compare it
[00:44:46] Tell me what we on I'm on the same shit if I plant because ain't nice blood I hate them
[00:44:51] Yeah, so the say just want to club let me bring Drake in you want to see a smile again
[00:44:55] Ain't they facing I don't know that they contribute to the violence their opinion
[00:44:59] I stay shit on fuck around with 30s
[00:45:01] Yeah, fuck 10s
[00:45:02] Think you gon' fuck with me for free, bitch, what you laced with?
[00:45:04] Yeah, when all the smoke like a vape pen
[00:45:06] Hold on, brother, check this
[00:45:08] My name pop up like the boogeyman
[00:45:10] Fuck in the game or the dropin' bangers will know it
[00:45:12] That's your my brother
[00:45:13] I put the money on your boots again
[00:45:15] Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you ain't never took a man, nigga
[00:45:17] Come down, I know I'm host, a lot of prostitutes
[00:45:19] Who's gone?
[00:45:20] Was on that on Alzien
[00:45:21] The county ring song, yeah, yeah
[00:45:23] Wrist taker beat, they block with 50 niggas on it
[00:45:25] Yeah, yeah, yeah, echo turn this beat off if I ain't trippin' on it
[00:45:28] I'm making love to the juice, I'm just sipping on it
[00:45:31] Now no fool man, when I know fullies, who got glit my lips,
[00:45:34] I don't swipe a little for lip, I get that bitch to do it
[00:45:36] When it's a homicide, I can't see, and the shake them clips of horror
[00:45:39] Stop it! You're done, buddy
[00:45:41] HAHAHAHA
[00:45:43] There's a new kin
[00:45:44] You gave me defense first, wow
[00:45:46] You wanted to give me the nails for the coffin
[00:45:48] What are we doing here?
[00:45:49] Whatever you need to like beat me
[00:45:51] HAHAHAHA
[00:45:52] Whatever you need to beat me bro, whatever the fuck you want
[00:45:56] Order the fucking 12-inch nails for the coffin already at least give me a tack give yourself a fighting chance
[00:46:05] Captain with the 10 gifted captain with the 10 gifted whoa pause timer whoa pause timer wise
[00:46:11] Verbals, let's go. Oh shit verbal verbal. Yeah. I'm a bad mother. I verbally ban ash and I verbally ban warden
[00:46:18] What do you verbally ban?
[00:46:21] Ying and me
[00:46:26] What do you mean good game
[00:46:35] I started the game in the big
[00:46:49] Double-barrow big chin bitch
[00:46:51] I bet no, this is what happens to you out here.
[00:46:57] On God, I have sketch-hiving the higher-kid you did on roller Sunday, I'm not trolling.
[00:47:01] You think sketch would have a higher-kid in me roller Sunday?
[00:47:04] On God, I have to believe that.
[00:47:06] I mean, I had a 1.2kd in prime. Were you like drunk during prime or something?
[00:47:11] Were you baiting during prime or...?
[00:47:13] Nope, 1.2kd in prime.
[00:47:16] I don't remember that.
[00:47:17] Shut the fuck up, kid.
[00:47:18] I mean, yeah, you just play close with the shotgun and hide, not so rising to be honest.
[00:49:50] Yeah, we're on my mirror
[00:49:53] If you five oh me I'll catch up you three thousand dollars maybe maybe four thousand honestly depends on you feeling
[00:50:02] Our few four on me once up
[00:50:16] And shotgun shit is for Andy one that should take zero scale bro
[00:50:30] Oh man, so cute.
[00:50:32] Good flash bro.
[00:50:36] Good flash.
[00:52:08] Where stomping?
[00:52:10] Where is he?
[00:52:12] Bring me right to the final boss.
[00:52:26] I accidentally played warden, is it okay if we play warden?
[00:52:28] No, give me the round.
[00:52:30] Give me the round.
[00:52:32] No, give me the round.
[00:52:34] No, give me the round.
[00:52:36] Scammer up, refund.
[00:52:38] I won't use my glasses.
[00:52:40] No, you have a shotgun and SMG. No give me the wrong, give me the wrong, give me the wrong.
[00:52:45] No, give me the wrong.
[00:52:48] Give me the wrong, see for yourself now.
[00:52:51] See for yourself or it deals off.
[00:52:55] This game is fraudulent, I don't care.
[00:53:00] This game is fraudulent, it doesn't matter.
[00:53:05] This is fraudulent.
[00:53:06] But if I played, no no no, if I played Warden you would be freaking the fuck, no I'm joking, actually it's fine bro, you can play Warden whatever you wanna do bruh
[00:53:12] And you're just sitting there talking to me and you're just an idiot bruh
[00:53:16] Okay so you're only gonna use the shotgun?
[00:53:18] Bro I told you I'm only gonna use my shotgun, I'm gonna use my glasses
[00:53:21] I'm gonna be using smoke without an ability right now, you're crying into a wall
[00:53:25] I will not use my glasses, I'll just out position you
[00:53:27] Oh look at your haircut, I don't know why you're talking shit
[00:53:32] Just look at the haircut I mean
[00:53:34] Shout out Al-Sharari, professional soccer player bruh
[00:53:37] Yeah, I don't know who the fuck that is right. Oh, he's cooler than you bro. He has his hair
[00:53:41] The Buccaneers with dog shit
[00:53:47] title claimers
[00:53:48] You're not good
[00:55:43] No, give me the wrong. No, give me the wrong. You're playing Warden. No, you're warden. You're warden. Give me the wrong
[00:55:47] Give me the wrong. No, I don't care. I don't care. Give me the wrong
[00:55:49] Oh, you got me one issue with SMG. You got me one issue with SMG. No, give me the wrong. Give me the wrong. Give me the wrong.
[00:55:56] I know you didn't. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. No, no, no.
[00:56:01] Listen, swing it. Hit the lab. You're not ready for this shit, bro. Like, why are you... dude.
[00:56:07] Dude, I'm gonna be stopping tonight. You delusional little shit. Like, why are you 1v1ing?
[00:56:13] Bro, I haven't lost a 1v1 since I got the haircut, bro.
[00:56:20] Give me the round
[00:56:24] Now coffee time
[00:56:29] You took coffee's mod for literally zero reasons
[00:56:34] You took coffee's mothra yeah poor coffee bro poor guy
[00:56:39] He's just such a big jinx. He's a fan bro like he's a big jinx you fancy fucks with you a lot
[00:56:43] You just you just take his mom that's your like that's how you teach your fans jinxing dead ass
[00:56:47] terrible fucking guy, terrible fucking guy come on browser fan
[00:56:59] poor coffee bro
[00:57:01] poor guy
[00:58:57] you're so dog shit
[00:59:08] I'm not trolling, you wanna wage a no bossy?
[00:59:11] not no bossy
[00:59:14] He's a little puppy like no bullshit at all this little fucking chew toy. Give him his fucking
[00:59:20] Shit, I'm a sort of band up
[00:59:30] It should be to to it should be to to but it's hard your one is feet you bake the entire time
[00:59:47] Laughing I'm sick
[00:59:52] No, I can't do this.
[00:59:59] I'm so cold, Jinxy, I'm s-
[01:00:15] What is this guy doing?
[01:00:26] Uh, you want to tell you?
[01:00:28] I was gonna talk to him himself for roughly 16 seconds and be confused why I'm not responding.
[01:00:34] Distracting his focus from joining me, getting me more time to get around.
[01:00:38] Every single gunfight, Jinxy, every single one you lose, bro.
[01:02:09] Sure, shit, not a gunfight on planet Earth. I don't know what the fuck you're on right now.
[01:02:22] No, I'm not- Okay, my bad, let me rephrase my uh-
[01:02:25] Let me rephrase that. Let me rephrase that.
[01:02:27] Hey watch your mouth watch your mouth no dead ass watch your fucking mouth, bro
[01:02:31] You fell off you fell off you fell off you're washed bro. You fell off after 2023, bro
[01:02:36] The Jinxie now is
[01:02:39] 45 times worse than it used to be bro. I promise you bro
[01:02:42] You would never be as good as you were back in your prime. You are the most dog shit washed worst crosser play
[01:02:48] This is what one pre-fire headshot does to some
[01:02:51] You actually suck it bro
[01:02:53] I'm sorry for all the fans that believed in you and roller sundae rollers Saturday
[01:02:57] You suck, bro. You will never be as good as you used to be, bro. You are the most washed piece of shit
[01:03:02] Bitch on this fucking planet on C. I'm just letting you know, bro
[01:03:08] Fucking receding fucking hairline, bro. 23 years old, 20 or so to hear now
[01:03:19] Not receding. You ever receding hairline, bro
[01:03:21] You ever receding hairline?
[01:03:24] That's fucking good
[01:03:41] I'm that passionate
[01:03:43] I'm so much better than you
[01:04:12] I'm so much better than you
[01:04:16] How did you know I stop white you have a cow on me?
[01:04:19] Hey, what god I need to meet this kid
[01:04:26] Bro, that's disgusting, man. Bro. That's like a sickening round, bro. That's I'm going down. That's literally a sickening round
[01:04:38] It's fine. I'm gonna win the game
[01:04:39] Bro, that's silly like to cure the bomb my ego needs to be higher
[01:05:01] Raise the ego
[01:05:03] I should have pulled out my shot.
[01:05:08] I think it's like no stealer.
[01:05:16] He just knows I'm in riot.
[01:05:18] Footwork, footwork, footwork.
[01:08:13] That's not, that was smart, that was smart, that was smart.
[01:08:15] Footwork, footwork, footwork.
[01:08:16] Wait, you can go down by the way?
[01:08:18] I didn't know you could go down.
[01:08:19] I was like, I was fully roaming upstairs.
[01:08:22] I thought you were up.
[01:08:23] Is this a little cope?
[01:08:24] Yeah, of course you can go down.
[01:08:25] Nah, this isn't a cope.
[01:08:26] I just didn't know you could go down.
[01:08:28] Go down, bro.
[01:08:29] a harder side to defend yeah or you can go down it's not hard are you stupid down
[01:08:34] is literally harder to defend because you have five different entry points to
[01:08:38] worry about so so why go it so why go it
[01:08:42] that's the point I don't do what we want to be honest but I mean it's fun
[01:08:48] brother doesn't matter your ass you played warden so I thought I could play
[01:08:54] I could shoot yeah fucking ball that's fucking good we ain't cool
[01:08:59] Well bruh stop talking to me sweet bitch ass boy
[01:09:01] We had to go over up the fucking bar that fucking dude
[01:09:04] Just need back me everything me
[01:09:06] Shit he asked me
[01:09:07] Should not have liked the party we did the whole time
[01:09:36] Like
[01:09:37] You like
[01:09:38] Wow you're so dog shit
[01:10:04] OH MY GOD MAN
[01:10:06] Look at your health bro
[01:10:07] You're the lucky tarot vibe bro
[01:10:22] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[01:10:25] Brother, tell me where we on. I'm on the same shit.
[01:10:28] That if I prank the kids, they ain't nice, but I hate them.
[01:10:30] I feel the savages want to cuddle, let me bring Drake in.
[01:10:33] Why you want to see a smile again?
[01:10:35] Ain't they facing it?
[01:10:36] I don't know that they contribute to the violence area.
[01:10:38] All right, uh, Swiggy.
[01:10:39] All right, we've got the bullshit now.
[01:10:41] Got 47 minutes to warm up for stomping.
[01:10:49] This kid's a good warm-up. This kid's a good warm-up for stomping.
[01:10:59] This kid's a good warm-up for stomping.
[01:11:01] Yo! One sec, bro. I'ma go beat.
[01:11:04] We play Stompin' in 47 minutes, history will be made tonight.
[01:11:12] What's good, Zilla? What's good?
[01:12:22] Good, bitch.
[01:12:23] So the last guy got obliterated.
[01:12:28] Um, how do you-
[01:12:29] I know, I know, I've seen that shit.
[01:12:31] Um, it doesn't- listen, listen.
[01:12:34] No, actually, I have a bone to pick with you.
[01:12:36] You fucking- ooh, no, no, no.
[01:12:37] So why'd you cut the one we won out the YouTube video, pussy?
[01:12:40] The one against Stompin'? Were you lost?
[01:12:42] Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no. Why'd you do that?
[01:12:44] that um i did not do that my editor did that no it's it's because i leaked that you're never
[01:12:49] doing the podcast again you made three million off the podcast and you're never doing it again
[01:12:55] you muddy hungry freak okay that sentence within itself makes no sense how you made three million
[01:13:03] off the podcast you're never doing it dollars off a podcast why would i don't know why you did it
[01:13:07] i don't know why i don't that's what we're trying to figure out that's what we're trying
[01:13:11] to figure out bro yo you're manic bro I'm not even gonna let's play bro come on let's
[01:13:15] fucking bitch eyes pancake yo let's play bro come on
[01:13:21] invite me invite me bro it's cute bro you're trying your best to win it's all
[01:13:25] cute um let's do the shit you are a fucking dog shit dude what map do you
[01:13:31] want to lose on bro just a border border um no no not border um club put on
[01:13:39] club club all right let's do it please whoop this bubble up he got you have it
[01:13:44] yo fuck you jinxie
[01:13:49] toastie they were the prime stuff puffy they get what it's your wanted yoink
[01:13:52] they get what it's your wanted when he they were the prime stuff Brandon they
[01:13:55] get what it's your wanted reacts they were the sir one so um this is our first
[01:14:00] 1v1 on stream yeah well actually this is our first 1v1 because last time
[01:14:04] stop no nope mm-hmm oh it's not oh what happened run me through I can't tell
[01:14:11] Yeah, I can't leak I can't leak on stream. I can't I can't leak
[01:14:18] Wait, oh it's starting to ring a bell. Oh, you got fucking no, it's not no, it's not
[01:14:26] What happened what happened?
[01:14:35] Technically it's the owls, bro. You didn't work for this shit man the fuck up pussy fuck up
[01:14:43] Oh my god, wait, no, wait, why were you kd glitching the other day?
[01:14:49] No, we were playing ranked off stream at 11 in the morning and you were Katie glitching
[01:14:54] No, you did not know you did not well. We know what you did. We know what you did you fucking gooner
[01:14:59] Okay, we know you were Katie glitching and it's on scuffs. No, no, no
[01:15:08] Did you take your coat Greg before this game
[01:15:15] I'm sure. I'm sure. No, you did it. No, you did not. Listen, listen.
[01:15:20] Did you take your coke break before this game, dude?
[01:15:23] Bro, there's no coke breaks, you little shithead.
[01:15:26] Let's go to swim this game.
[01:15:27] I guess we heard you sniffling before the swing of game.
[01:15:30] We heard you, bro.
[01:15:32] Oh, we fucking heard you.
[01:15:35] How does it feel to be?
[01:15:36] What kind of geek bar you got?
[01:15:37] Shut up. What kind of geek bar you got right now?
[01:15:39] Kind of geek bar you got right now.
[01:15:40] How does it feel to be?
[01:15:41] Oh, just notice how Stumpin's not warming up.
[01:15:45] I mean, bro, that's cool on him.
[01:15:46] When he loses, he'll get mad, bro. That's fine.
[01:15:48] When he loses, what's funny about Sopin' Luke?
[01:15:51] It's not funny.
[01:15:53] King's not losing to you, you bald bitch.
[01:15:58] King's not losing to you, you fucking fraud.
[01:16:01] Tonight there's a new king.
[01:16:04] Already scamming. Already scamming.
[01:16:06] You banned Doku be interested in Mira? Why not?
[01:16:09] Okay, Mira, I didn't really mean to ban, but Doku be, that's all you're good at.
[01:16:13] You're not good at shit else. That boss G takes no skill.
[01:16:16] Okay, so I'll lose the game then, right?
[01:16:21] In a perfect world
[01:16:25] No cat doesn't have my tongue
[01:16:30] Oh, it is for you, it's all sunshine and rainbows over there in your mansion in florida, huh? P. Diddy we know what you did
[01:16:37] We know what you did
[01:16:39] That's probably on me, but it's on you right now.
[01:16:45] I'm not getting it, well, what the fuck are you saying?
[01:16:47] Okay.
[01:16:48] Okay.
[01:16:49] At the bare minimum, this guy's one bun deep right now.
[01:16:53] You just called me D.
[01:16:55] Oh, bro, we know why you keep flying stompin' to Florida, bro.
[01:17:00] It's like Diddy and Justin Bieber, except he won't speak up, D.
[01:17:04] Bro, stop it, it's literally like...
[01:17:08] I'm not gonna fall.
[01:17:12] That's like weird shit.
[01:17:13] Oh, he's on lead, I need to lock it.
[01:17:18] It's just getting in my head.
[01:17:20] Take your way to its location.
[01:17:22] Find a gap, hit the gap.
[01:17:24] Find a gap, take the gap, attack the gap, hit the gap.
[01:17:26] Let's go.
[01:17:32] Having lost a one-to-one with a new cut.
[01:17:34] I'm going to suck.
[01:20:00] Shut up, bitch.
[01:20:02] Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
[01:20:04] Fuck you.
[01:20:06] It's cool, bro.
[01:20:11] We know you've been on Weight Watchers.
[01:20:13] You have like six million pimples on your chin.
[01:20:15] It's all good, bro.
[01:20:17] Wake up, do a line, you know. I mean, it's okay. We know what you do.
[01:20:21] No, no, no, no, it, no it doesn't.
[01:20:28] I'm not even gonna lie, my acne's out of the-
[01:20:30] That's what Adderall and cocaine does before your stream, dude.
[01:20:33] That's what bugs you, bro.
[01:20:35] Oh, you're just on Smokin', huh?
[01:20:43] Yeah, you fucking loser.
[01:20:45] Thank you.
[01:20:46] Hey, yeah, that's fine.
[01:20:52] You got the linker with your fucking name on it, actually.
[01:21:01] You're such a fucking dog, shit, you know.
[01:21:03] Yo, high-vives! Start flippin' the camera, high-vives!
[01:21:12] Start flippin' the camera, high-vives!
[01:21:14] Ready to engage
[01:21:21] Whoa, what the fuck son so my gun
[01:21:26] Appreciate all the new follows appreciate you guys. You're still swinging that way. You're such an idiot. Oh my god
[01:23:30] Oh my god, I'm beating it on God. I'm beating it on God. I'm beating it on God. I am. I'm not tripping back
[01:23:43] It's good it's good it is straight. I promise you it is straight. I promise you it's straight. I promise you it is
[01:23:50] all right come on it's all good I mean well bro looks your fucking head look
[01:24:02] like fucking mr. clean got a mohawk in this motherfucker I mean bro why is your
[01:24:17] mic one in ten Ben like that's what you lost and that's what you boss look at
[01:24:27] What the fuck are we talking about here?
[01:24:30] Oh yeah, yeah, silence!
[01:24:32] Yeah, my team was arguing at 3.30 in the morning.
[01:24:34] No, no, I don't care! I don't care if you lost, what's up with that team, huh?
[01:24:37] Okay, okay, my team was arguing at 3.30 in the morning.
[01:24:40] I don't care what's up with that team, huh?
[01:24:41] Not why you lost, that's not why you lost.
[01:24:43] That's literally why we lost.
[01:24:44] You do anything but take blame, bro.
[01:24:46] You do anything but take blame.
[01:24:47] Here, logic bomb, here comes a logic bomb.
[01:24:49] Any logic group, logic group.
[01:24:51] So, in the elimination series, I get to be in the center when we lost.
[01:24:57] Four of my teammates have negative KDs, including Stompin.
[01:25:01] I was the only person with a positive KD that's in it.
[01:25:05] Boom, logic. Now what?
[01:25:07] You guys lost. I don't give a fuck.
[01:25:12] So, now what?
[01:25:15] No, it's not that I didn't care.
[01:25:22] That's better than you could just try.
[01:25:28] Bro, playing against you is like playing like,
[01:25:31] Like, Stuart Little without his glasses, bro.
[01:25:33] Like, you're so fucking dumb, man.
[01:25:38] It's like you're genuinely fucking stupid, bro.
[01:25:44] Like, you're genuinely dumb.
[01:25:47] And you departed, man.
[01:25:48] Can't with this bald fuck.
[01:25:52] Oh, never mind.
[01:25:54] Well, you're still bald.
[01:26:02] Oh, no.
[01:26:20] No!
[01:26:22] I can't see.
[01:26:23] Ooh, you thought she baited me.
[01:26:31] You thought she baited me.
[01:26:32] I knew you were gonna swing back.
[01:26:34] You fucking ambuser.
[01:26:37] That hurt.
[01:26:38] whoa okay did you goon this morning oh Nicky Nicky oh Nicholas dinner's done
[01:27:04] honey oh baby Nicky what pussy boy pussy ass boy sit the fuck down dick down
[01:27:31] your throat long bitch down nigga fuck you fuck you I'm back
[01:27:35] nah shut up pussy shut up bitch fuck that bitch ass boy bitch ass boy no don't
[01:27:44] call me that don't call me that don't call me that okay let's talk about
[01:27:49] let's talk about something though let's talk about something though okay let's
[01:27:52] have a conversation let's discuss this podcast you can see let's discuss it
[01:27:55] bro because it's been what approximately I don't know how long
[01:28:02] I just know you're on smoke already so it doesn't matter. I'm just gonna I'm gonna do a little
[01:28:26] um five months oh conveniently enough your podcast your last podcast was with Aiden Ross right? Aiden
[01:28:38] Ross took a break off the internet after you did that podcast so let's talk about it Jimzie. What
[01:28:44] What did you do to Aiden Ross bro?
[01:28:47] What did he see in your house that made him just disappear from the internet miraculously
[01:28:51] bro?
[01:28:52] A top streamer bro!
[01:28:53] Top streamer!
[01:28:54] Let's talk about it bro!
[01:28:57] Top streamer bro!
[01:28:58] He streams every single day bro!
[01:29:02] And then he does his podcast with you, Gums of Florida and all.
[01:29:05] You're so ass!
[01:30:21] You're so ass!
[01:30:22] You're so ass!
[01:30:23] Look how you play.
[01:30:26] Nothing without a shotgun.
[01:30:27] Nothing without a shotgun.
[01:30:28] Nothing without a shotgun.
[01:30:29] Nothing without a shotgun.
[01:30:30] Two more hands!
[01:30:31] Nothing without a shotgun.
[01:30:32] Nothing without a shotgun.
[01:30:33] You fucking moron!
[01:30:35] Nothing without a shotgun. Nothing without a shotgun.
[01:30:42] Fuck up, bitch.
[01:30:43] GGs, bro. Hey, man, you put your all out on the floor.
[01:30:45] Bro, can you, can you, can you let Aiden Ross out the basement?
[01:30:48] Can we, can we let Aiden Ross out the basement, bro?
[01:30:54] This guy's not into shit. Like, none of this is funny, bro.
[01:31:01] He's like, I'm pretty sure Aiden is like, sweet.
[01:31:04] I have eyes. This is low-key brain rock.
[01:31:16] I agree. Very reasonable.
[01:31:33] Aiden? Here's his fucking throat.
[01:34:03] The shit he talked, he clears his throat.
[01:34:05] That shit is funny.
[01:34:06] He's dead, so I don't know.
[01:34:10] I might just start spazzing.
[01:34:11] Shout out to Trico for this strat.
[01:34:12] Let's go.
[01:34:14] Yo, bro, you tried your best, bro.
[01:34:16] That's all I can do.
[01:34:18] You ran into the final boss.
[01:34:19] Game's not over.
[01:34:20] This game was over as soon as you set foot in the lobby.
[01:34:23] I'm not going to lie, bubba.
[01:34:24] This game is over.
[01:34:25] This is what happens when you see your kids.
[01:34:34] A zombie.
[01:34:38] A zombie.
[01:34:41] Do you think you're psycho?
[01:34:45] Come on now.
[01:34:46] Come on now.
[01:34:47] You think you're psycho? Come on!
[01:34:49] Bitch, I might be!
[01:34:51] Who you calling a bitch?
[01:34:52] On your life it ain't me. On your life it ain't me.
[01:34:57] Because he has millionaires.
[01:34:58] Who's that boy?
[01:35:04] Listen.
[01:35:07] This round is practically unusable for an hour.
[01:35:10] Honestly.
[01:35:12] Honestly?
[01:35:13] I mean, yeah.
[01:35:14] But what are you gonna do about it?
[01:35:16] Bro, oh my god.
[01:35:20] Did you think I was lying?
[01:35:22] Like...
[01:35:23] Come on.
[01:35:24] come on come co so what happened to this up with on bro line to your fans get
[01:35:38] your fans up I mean we all thought your passion was back no maybe maybe for a
[01:35:43] second we believe that it like you were gonna do that daily stream shit and
[01:35:46] then say no bitch kick me okay sir someone called me goon right here
[01:37:02] squirtle or kaiser and svicks like a top champ I could tell back to invite me
[01:37:14] Squirtle or Kaser?
[01:37:23] Here, I'll invite both, and I'll let them argue as to who should 1v1.
[01:37:29] I'll invite both of them, I'll invite both of them.
[01:37:37] This is gonna be funny.
[01:37:40] He's good, you fucking bitch.
[01:37:42] Yo, yo, one second, one second, one second.
[01:37:45] Maybe I have big bands or what?
[01:37:47] Chats, who I should play.
[01:37:50] So it's either gonna be you, Squirtle, or Vic Vance.
[01:37:54] High-fives, pull it now, pull it now.
[01:38:01] But you and Squirtle are okay, so explain why you should 1v1 case or why why you okay?
[01:38:07] So one I show one view you have a shitty
[01:38:09] I should 1v1 you broke cuz I feel like I'm the best like not warm up, but like
[01:38:15] Bro, I'm the like every time you play like bombs right who don't know how to play the game
[01:38:21] And you get an ego hug writer you get an ego
[01:38:24] Squirtle you're shitties squirty. You're shitties. You're mad at the game
[01:38:27] your ass you invite me for a drink every night you fucking baby you're a baby
[01:38:33] you're crying as a bitch bro you beg you beg for the sky you beg you beg everyone
[01:38:38] listen to your voice bro listen to your voice you fucking loser stop and beat
[01:38:44] stop and beat stop and he wasn't not to set up your matrix I'm controller be
[01:38:50] stop and um you're on your bed cross apple sauce you just finished shooting on
[01:38:55] some applesauce you're a loser stop and be stomping be stopping my
[01:39:00] square-denators will get on you the square-denators will get on you the
[01:39:04] square-denators how do you know you're a fucking nine-year-old baby but you cry
[01:39:08] after you lose the computer your fucking loser your loser your loser
[01:39:13] The coordinators will get you
[01:39:15] Listen to your voice, bro. I don't know how to tell you. The coordinators will get you one day. Watch your back
[01:39:21] Who the fuck are the squordinators? I don't think a single person looks after you, bro
[01:39:26] No one would look up at you, bro
[01:39:29] No one looks up at you, bro. Trust me. Oh, trust me, bro. Your eyes. I don't know how to tell you
[01:39:34] I mean, we could run it right now. We could run it right now. We could run it right now
[01:39:37] I mean you can one of you one, bro. I mean
[01:39:49] Okay last poll avid or squirtle avid are you on
[01:39:53] He is okay avid or squirtle
[01:39:56] Hold it. Hold it and throw in Vic to throw in Vic avid squirtle or Vic. This is the last game before stomping
[01:40:02] avid squirtle or Vic throw in Vic to avid squirtle or Vic coffee you're terrible avid squirtle or Vic
[01:40:16] avid squirtle or Vic pull this bitch bruh avid squirtle or Vic pull this bitch pull this bitch
[01:40:28] Okay, so you lost the pole, but but now we're in a poll with avid squirtle and Vic
[01:40:32] How did you react that quickly to the kick? You're like bro. You're a nerd, bro. God damn it
[01:40:51] He won both poles. All right, let's do it, bro. Let's do it. Let's do it
[01:40:55] I
[01:41:02] Squared him. Let's do it. No, no, no, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. I'm actually with it. Let's do it
[01:41:06] Last game before stopping deal deal
[01:41:14] Tell her thank you for the five gifts. Yeah, tell her yeah, if you beat me coffee gets in my back
[01:41:20] Let's go. We're going to eight on Oregon legit propaganda game propaganda game
[01:41:24] You saw it into the Richie right just so we're clear you saw it into the Richie, right? I haven't lot I
[01:41:30] Haven't lost I haven't lost
[01:41:32] So remember the 2v2 yesterday remember the 2v2 yesterday remember the 2v2 yesterday remember the 2v2 yesterday
[01:41:38] Yeah, let's make this one a battle come on. Let's go. Oh wait. What'd you just say squirtle?
[01:42:07] That's a changer screen. I'm just left a shame. Yeah, that's what I thought you little shit
[01:42:13] Just left
[01:42:20] That's not fair that's not fair
[01:42:26] You didn't ban Monty, you didn't ban Monty, you didn't ban Monty, you didn't...
[01:42:31] Hey, hey, you 1v1ed a Zim clone. Who did you 1v1 before that?
[01:42:39] A random, exactly. A random. You just 1v1 random for an ego, Bruce, bro.
[01:42:45] There's a reason. You saw my messages talking to me.
[01:42:48] Oh, I need an ego. You know I'm gonna define that ego.
[01:42:51] You're gonna start crying right before stomping. Your morale's gonna be down.
[01:42:55] then you're gonna play a kid who lost against me
[01:42:57] and then you're gonna lose, you're gonna end your stream, and you're gonna end everything
[01:43:01] you're gonna end your stream, I'm never gonna play this game
[01:43:04] ever again, and then, with the big squadonators bro
[01:43:08] there's a reason why Stomp and Lost are me bro
[01:43:11] the squadonators got him, the squadonators did
[01:43:14] I did it, the squadonators did
[01:43:18] the squadonators
[01:43:19] he bans most, wise duck, I like wise fucking duck
[01:43:27] Talk to me when you want to join the squad inators. Do you want to join the squad inators?
[01:43:31] It's to take down stopping. I made the squad inators to take down stopping
[01:43:35] I made the squad inators to take down stopping
[01:44:54] Yo appreciate the new so zubbers JB
[01:44:59] Thank you for the prime stuff chat. We play stomping in 15 minutes
[01:45:04] Extreme player they go, but it's your water Tony. They go. What's your water Jacob? They give it the prime
[01:45:07] I'll do a shorter game since it's 15 minutes from now.
[01:45:12] We play stopper at 9pm EST, supernova, thank you for the Twitch Prime subscription to supernova.
[01:45:20] Avid type of manipulation.
[01:45:22] Bro, Avid.
[01:45:23] What?
[01:45:24] Bro, I'm not, I was kidding though, I wasn't manipulating him.
[01:45:29] OG Matthew, thank you for the Prime sub, Simplified, thank you for the sub, Cades,
[01:45:32] thank you for the sub, Jodd, drop in, thank you for the Prime sub, 12 months W,
[01:45:37] John, the fucking chat.
[01:45:38] Joe, thank you for the sub, I'm beating Stomp chat.
[01:45:43] I want to see what the prediction is to tonight. I do want to see XK. They give it a prime
[01:45:52] Ky-yo they give it the prime some mo money. They give it to your water gaming PC. They give it to your water
[01:45:58] Jinxie loves edging just followed. All right
[01:46:06] Chat y'all feel a little song right now
[01:46:07] Jamie said they give it a prime. I need a song to get my mind right, bro
[01:46:11] We are about to play the only player
[01:46:14] In the world on controller who's never lost a VO3
[01:46:17] Elobom what the Fridge KPM think of the prince of twiz think of the prince of
[01:46:25] Chad I want to film a YouTube video where I just go around team killing. Is that a good idea?
[01:46:31] Is that a good idea chat I just go around like blowing up people's rotation holes and shit
[01:46:39] Are you already let's go
[01:46:41] Last game before stomach
[01:46:43] All right squirt already
[01:46:47] What?
[01:46:51] No, no shotgun
[01:46:56] No, no shotgun
[01:46:59] Nope, you're kidding not chocolate
[01:47:01] And anything butter buttercup bannet then buttercup bannet bannet hog rider. Yeah, but if I
[01:47:10] Yeah, but if I ban knock shotgun, then you just play blitz like a little shithead
[01:47:14] Yeah, so I guess I just banned but I'm just kids cringe from he's gonna go no
[01:47:19] Chop that I just oh god this kid so fucking cringe
[01:47:26] The only yeah, I'd be stopping I'd be stopping I'd be stopping my setup pretty seven-odd avid. She's seven-odd
[01:47:35] Oh, yeah, so I'm better than avid
[01:47:37] I doubt it, you know that.
[01:47:38] Yeah, no shit.
[01:47:40] Evan, I love you, bro.
[01:47:40] I've been in school for a long time.
[01:47:41] Yeah.
[01:47:42] It's easy.
[01:47:44] I mean, Ben, why hasn't Stompin played me?
[01:47:45] He said he would play me when he get back home.
[01:47:47] It's been a while.
[01:47:48] Why haven't I played him?
[01:47:50] Maybe he just doesn't want to play.
[01:47:50] I've been a kid, bro.
[01:47:51] Maybe he just doesn't want to.
[01:47:52] Why don't we do a BL3?
[01:47:54] I mean, you made a poll on Twitter saying, you know.
[01:47:56] Wait, maybe he just doesn't want to play.
[01:47:57] I mean, why don't you ask him right now, then?
[01:48:02] I don't know, you ask him.
[01:48:04] Exactly, you ducking.
[01:48:05] Because you know I'll de-thrund the king.
[01:48:07] The entire chat wants me to.
[01:48:09] The entire chat wants the coordinators.
[01:48:11] Chad, do you guys want that?
[01:48:12] I don't know yet.
[01:48:13] Zetsu, think of it as a five, give it to you.
[01:48:15] Zetsu.
[01:48:17] All right, let's go.
[01:48:20] Coordinators, you're getting shotgun blitzed
[01:48:23] by this knock shotgun.
[01:48:24] Hey, meet me there.
[01:48:25] I'm going, hey, I'm spawning street with this knock
[01:48:28] shotgun.
[01:48:28] It's ready for you.
[01:48:35] It's ready for you.
[01:48:37] Get ready.
[01:48:37] Run a pull.
[01:48:38] Run and pull if I can play-
[01:48:42] Bro, you're gonna have to play someone else.
[01:48:44] Why isn't it letting me play?
[01:48:46] I have to play someone else, my internet.
[01:48:51] Aw.
[01:48:52] Oh!
[01:48:53] I'm more eliminated.
[01:48:55] I'm getting signed, like, I'm getting-
[01:48:57] Oh, I'm sorry, bro.
[01:48:58] Alright, bro, I'll take the window.
[01:49:00] Bro.
[01:49:01] You did it with-
[01:49:02] You did it with-
[01:49:03] You did it with-
[01:49:04] You did it with-
[01:49:05] You did it with-
[01:49:06] Alright, bro.
[01:49:07] Let's get some of this next one.
[01:49:09] Now he's gonna turn this into some manipulational shit. Let's see
[01:49:19] Let's see what he does last game before stopping lock in lock in lock in bro
[01:49:30] I need to order chicken nuggets from McDonald's fan. I'm gonna beat stomping. I'm gonna eat chicken nuggets, bro
[01:49:37] That's what I got planted tonight
[01:49:39] I'm so locked in bro pull Vick or avid a pull between vicki yo
[01:50:04] What do you mean I'ma turn this into something
[01:50:18] I'm doing this
[01:50:24] See you to my old stop the grounds, you know this
[01:50:31] Bro, what is it? No, no, I'm not doing that. You know what it is
[01:50:42] Bro
[01:50:46] You know what I'm talking about bro just say the map bro
[01:50:49] I'm not piecing an update, bro. You know the map
[01:50:56] Yeah, I got you
[01:51:00] Can I get some of your recognition?
[01:51:03] Yeah, I'm not working down then I'm not doing it
[01:51:10] I don't want to get recommendation. Yes, no
[01:51:18] Yes, not bored
[01:51:20] Bro, I said I said my old stomping grounds
[01:51:33] Oregon
[01:51:36] Yes, Oregon
[01:51:39] My old stomping grounds means a map. What does the baby have to do with something now? You know what my boss?
[01:51:44] No, I'm not
[01:51:46] No, I'm not
[01:51:48] I'm not
[01:51:50] I'm not
[01:51:52] I'm not
[01:51:54] Honestly, I don't
[01:51:56] I don't need a man
[01:51:58] I don't need a man
[01:52:00] And you bet I'm not a gentleman
[01:52:02] No, no, no
[01:52:04] You know
[01:52:06] That thing there's not a gentleman in the mic
[01:52:08] You should do it
[01:52:10] You knew better
[01:52:12] No, dude, we're not you know, I don't care gentlemen's agreement no shields, bro. That's what you said
[01:52:21] Well, I'm not a German
[01:52:24] Bro, you sure you know the manipulation I do
[01:52:27] And we're running this right here
[01:52:30] Yo, you don't have a muscle. I don't say all day. I'm playing all day. I know it's the haircut's caught
[01:52:36] man wait wait bro that's gonna hurt me thank you bro dad well I just like a
[01:52:42] lot of niggas I go I just like bro you're gonna cut that and then you know
[01:52:52] I'm gonna monthly the first time oh my pink I can't play with pink pink pink
[01:53:02] good ass wait wait the last time I played you was for us like I don't
[01:53:12] Like I'm asking
[01:53:28] Everybody knows I only want the ones
[01:53:30] This funny about that every day
[01:53:40] You lost prime. No, you what you were part of that team
[01:53:49] No, this is the whole debacle all night all you want you lost like lost. You got all of the click
[01:53:55] kind of one of them in on me I avoid them fight what I do I avoid gunfight this is
[01:54:53] what I do
[01:54:56] I'm so good
[01:55:00] we're who needs names we're who needs names bro it's not me it's not me needs
[01:55:05] an average that's that's a little error bro my aim is back this is neon dawn this
[01:55:10] This is neon down everywhere.
[01:55:14] How is that sick in here?
[01:55:16] I brought it with me.
[01:55:18] I just feel bullets enter my feet in the round ends.
[01:55:20] That's what happens.
[01:55:21] Maybe don't say it in front of me. Put it on the drone.
[01:55:23] I'm smo-
[01:55:25] What?
[01:55:26] Put it on the drone?
[01:55:28] Shit.
[01:55:40] I do think it...
[01:55:41] I don't think it has anything to do with skill.
[01:55:43] So that has everything to do with you being a buddy to me if you ask my husband because you're not doing it
[01:55:55] Well, that's what we're different because I'm being a rapper
[01:56:01] Oh chop it up
[01:56:13] You're an idiot if you feel that.
[01:56:15] That, yes.
[01:56:15] Kings of Water to the fight.
[01:56:16] You're way too active.
[01:56:17] I'm gonna just use it.
[01:56:19] That's cool.
[01:56:19] If I'm in a 5v5, I'm doing that too.
[01:56:27] Bro, Nick, you don't really idiot dying to that seat,
[01:56:29] so it's a free killing you every time.
[01:56:37] Are you stupid, bro?
[01:56:38] Yeah.
[01:57:55] You just don't.
[01:57:58] Wait, why are you being a gentleman all the time?
[01:58:04] No, I don't like that.
[01:58:05] Don't be a gentleman anymore, bro.
[01:58:06] No.
[01:58:06] We're supposed to argue, right?
[01:58:07] Don't do that.
[01:58:08] Don't do that soft ass shit.
[01:58:09] I can't.
[01:58:09] You don't, no, no.
[01:58:10] You don't do that to a, you know,
[01:58:12] ain't no suck of it.
[01:58:13] Don't do that shit, you know.
[01:58:15] I can't say nice shots.
[01:58:17] Bro, it's soft.
[01:58:18] It's soft, bro.
[01:58:19] You know better than I taught you better, man.
[01:58:20] That shit soft as fuck.
[01:58:24] So you just want this to be an absolute shit shot?
[01:58:27] Yes, yes, yes.
[01:58:29] After this, everybody can play and I have to hit it.
[01:58:31] That's what I want people to try to do to me, man.
[01:58:33] That's what I want.
[01:58:34] That's what makes this entertaining, man.
[01:58:37] You know I'm nice.
[01:58:40] Man, stop saying that, bro.
[01:58:42] You know good shot
[01:58:44] Bro, it wasn't a good shot was an average shot stop it
[01:58:49] I'm your father
[01:59:02] Okay, like what I won. Did I want to know?
[01:59:08] What it was
[01:59:50] Said gentlemen's agreement no shields. I didn't ban it up refund refund refund
[02:00:13] Not doing that. No, I'm not getting
[02:00:15] It's one thing to play a shield, but I'm not even expecting him to go a shield. So I just get bashed
[02:00:22] Not no, no, I literally said no shields
[02:01:31] Game time, let's go
[02:01:35] Time for greatness
[02:01:41] For once I'm gonna match his aura
[02:01:54] You're not gonna talk use this I'm hosting to have it. You need me on his a you need me on your account to be out of it, bro
[02:01:59] yeah don't talk you need me on your account to be a bit you saw what I've
[02:02:06] been doing to people you saw what I'm doing this week I know you have it's
[02:02:09] cool you saw what I've been doing this week coming in with a hot energy I
[02:02:14] like that something stop and let me get a couple things straight here though so
[02:02:18] first off you've never lost the best of three right ever right to a control
[02:02:22] I'm not losing to you you think you could be because you'd be richie right
[02:02:25] I didn't beat Richie. I absolutely undressed. Yeah, and he lost I have it. I didn't I literally seven out of it
[02:02:36] Okay
[02:02:37] So stop it
[02:02:39] What if you were to lose I'm not saying you're gonna lose, but what if what if you were to lose?
[02:02:45] Get like a tattoo or something. Oh
[02:02:48] God
[02:02:50] I don't know about all that
[02:02:55] I don't think that means you're in my head, but...
[02:03:01] Predictions! Bet the channel points!
[02:03:07] Let's fuckin' go! Let's go!
[02:03:10] Let's go!
[02:04:23] Tonight's the night, Pat.
[02:04:26] I wanna be called the goat of controller after this shit.
[02:04:31] I wanna be called the goat of controller after this shit.
[02:04:36] Join up, stop!
[02:04:56] I'm loading up.
[02:04:57] Invite to the... Wait, you haven't even warmed up at all?
[02:05:01] Probably the one up against you. This is my warm-up for reigns
[02:05:19] Wait what Matt look hey, yeah, look at him look at him. He's worried about the maps
[02:05:24] You want to do border club working?
[02:05:26] Yeah, you sure you want to do those maps. Are you sure? Yeah, as long as we lock sites. I'm down with any math
[02:05:36] I don't care as long as we lock
[02:05:40] I'm down for a map around so you know you can have all your best maps
[02:05:43] Was it your best maps? Yeah, we could do this.
[02:05:47] Alright, Stompin. Remember, bro, you have... Bro, Stompin. There's nothing scarier in this world than a man with nothing to lose.
[02:06:00] Stompin, I have everything to gain. You have nothing... No, no. Stompin, everyone is expecting you to win, bro. I'm not even supposed to get a map.
[02:06:10] It's a hundred million on stopping 14 million on me bro stop it you just want to like take
[02:06:24] the chance which is like a 1% chance like they know you're gonna lose
[02:06:26] They're cashing out tonight get paid guys let's go
[02:06:29] Good lot bro he's so intimidating yo I need to get my head right though bro like no no
[02:06:37] I can't like bro I have to get my head right though this is crazy all right come on but
[02:06:44] I have to get my head right. I can't go into this shit blind. I have to get my head, right?
[02:06:52] Tiktok. I'm ending Tiktok live come to Twitch.
[02:06:55] I have to get my head right, bro.
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[02:07:07] Let's get it, let's go.
[02:07:08] Let's do border first.
[02:07:15] Good luck, bro.
[02:07:17] Pre-map, spester 3.
[02:07:19] Every game goes to A's.
[02:07:21] He's doing it for the side of the ride.
[02:07:23] Yeah, pre-maps, best of three, every game goes to hate, and yeah, bro, let's do it.
[02:07:30] All right, but I can't make sure after this or are you gonna like, you know,
[02:07:38] try to play like some ranked? I'm on a 48 hour ban from 48. Oh my god, you're terrified of me.
[02:07:56] You saw what I did to Ritchie. No, I just didn't have to track you on that. I don't even know
[02:08:01] I've been
[02:08:06] Operator against you, right? Oh gentlemen's agreement. No shields gentlemen's agreement. No shields. No
[02:08:10] Wait, you actually know gentlemen's agreement. Okay, we can do it if you want it's up to you
[02:08:15] No shields see that's why I respect you. All right
[02:08:17] All right, but oh man, oh man lock in let's go
[02:08:25] But if I got on my own three of my hop-hop on Monty, all right, you fear me on working. Oh
[02:08:48] I'm banning visual
[02:08:56] Mm-hmm.
[02:09:01] Take the bossy out of play, I like that something.
[02:09:03] Yep.
[02:09:04] I like that.
[02:09:05] I actually love it.
[02:09:06] Remember, that was the only round you played.
[02:09:07] No, you're playing!
[02:09:08] You know your place!
[02:09:09] You know your place!
[02:09:10] Come on.
[02:09:11] You know what I'm on.
[02:09:14] Honestly, that was to be honest.
[02:09:16] Come on, I let you own this map the one few ones.
[02:09:19] Smoke from here.
[02:09:21] Honor King, here he goes.
[02:09:23] Here he goes with this.
[02:09:24] Oh, no, no, no.
[02:09:26] Come on!
[02:09:36] No, you're on no, Matt.
[02:09:37] I was watching your game earlier.
[02:09:39] You were scouting? You were scouting me?
[02:09:43] I took them to sleep and you were like,
[02:09:44] kicking on like, this high low,
[02:09:46] and like, we're happy that you were winning.
[02:09:50] Like bro, look who you're against.
[02:11:05] What are you doing?
[02:11:14] I'm lagging too.
[02:11:15] Wow, I sold that.
[02:11:17] Why am I panicking, bro?
[02:11:20] Bro, I'm like running so fast.
[02:11:21] I'm moving too quickly.
[02:11:23] I'm moving too quickly against this kid.
[02:11:24] I gotta slow down.
[02:11:27] Bro, I slowed down, I win that round, bro.
[02:11:29] I gotta get him to burn his smokes,
[02:11:32] and then I win, bro.
[02:11:33] I just gotta get him to burn his fucking smokes.
[02:11:35] That's all, bro.
[02:11:36] If I get him to burn his smokes, that rounds cheese.
[02:11:41] Oh my god, my game glitched.
[02:11:42] Hold on.
[02:11:42] Yo, yo, yo, my monitor's glitched.
[02:11:45] Yo, yo, dead ass, don't move.
[02:11:46] My monitor's glitched.
[02:11:46] Oh my god.
[02:11:49] How do you fix this?
[02:11:50] Does anybody know?
[02:11:52] Wait, why does this shit only happen when it's on?
[02:11:54] Yo, yo, yo, don't move.
[02:11:55] Don't move.
[02:11:56] Can you hear me?
[02:11:57] My shit's glitched.
[02:11:57] Yeah, I can hear you.
[02:11:58] My shit's glitched.
[02:11:59] Yo, how do I fix this?
[02:12:00] I'm asking where the edge is located, Bob.
[02:12:02] What?
[02:12:03] Yo, it zoomed in.
[02:12:03] Don't move.
[02:12:04] You shot a cam.
[02:12:05] Stop.
[02:12:06] Dead ass, stop.
[02:12:07] Okay bro, I'm not moving.
[02:12:09] What the fuck is happening?
[02:12:17] Oh, okay, okay, okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, I have to set up.
[02:12:22] Alright, I'm already in the building. No, I'm kidding. No, I'm not.
[02:12:25] You know what I'm on.
[02:15:01] Movement is like so good. He's like, I just gotta get out of my head.
[02:15:11] I literally just gotta get out of my head. I just gotta get out of my head and I'm fine.
[02:15:17] I'm playing too fucking fast, bro. Way too fast.
[02:15:23] I get out of my head, we win this game.
[02:15:26] Bro, he positioned himself so badly there, bro. Why would he position himself there?
[02:15:29] This is sitting still and he was shooting at everyone.
[02:19:15] He meets the party again.
[02:19:16] You're not good bro!
[02:19:17] The party's not muted bro!
[02:19:19] You're not good!
[02:19:20] What's happening there bro?
[02:19:21] I'm out playing you.
[02:19:22] You're plumbing bro.
[02:19:23] You're literally plumbing.
[02:19:24] I just can't have a shot with this LNG.
[02:19:28] Get off you ying bro.
[02:19:29] I have to get off you ying.
[02:19:30] I can't have a shot with this LNG.
[02:19:31] Protect the ball.
[02:19:32] Go like...
[02:19:33] Go like...
[02:20:00] You just formed up five games straight in.
[02:20:03] You're like...
[02:20:04] Not even hitting a bullet.
[02:20:06] You know...
[02:21:35] You had the party muted for three rounds and the second went around.
[02:22:20] I like that.
[02:22:23] I like that.
[02:22:24] You lose.
[02:22:25] I'm not on Ying anymore.
[02:22:26] You lost, bro.
[02:22:27] Jeez, bro.
[02:22:28] Gee-gee.
[02:22:29] For Ying, it's your only hope of winning.
[02:22:31] I don't know.
[02:22:32] I don't know why that's funny because I'm not joking.
[02:22:34] Let's go, bro.
[02:22:35] Come on.
[02:22:36] I'm not on Ying.
[02:22:37] What happens now?
[02:22:38] What happens now?
[02:22:39] I mean, this is going to be pretty.
[02:22:44] Is this a new era?
[02:22:45] Yeah, Bennett.
[02:22:46] I mean, what are you saying?
[02:22:47] I'm just playing it because I'm trying to get good with it.
[02:22:49] Like, I got a package on somewhere.
[02:22:51] Oh!
[02:22:57] Yeah.
[02:22:58] Like, you're basically like a test.
[02:22:59] Yeah.
[02:23:00] Yeah.
[02:23:03] Yeah, exactly.
[02:23:04] You know I'm not selling.
[02:23:12] You know I'm not selling.
[02:23:13] I can see them now.
[02:24:00] I'm not even like, I'm not even like using my aim, bro.
[02:25:29] I'm just out playing you up your ass.
[02:25:31] I'm overthinking this shit.
[02:25:33] Yo yo yo.
[02:25:38] Dead ass, I'm telling you guys.
[02:25:40] Dead ass, if I lose, map one, don't even tweak.
[02:25:44] I might just give you map one.
[02:25:45] I'm gonna, I know I'm gonna win this shit.
[02:25:46] I know I'm gonna win.
[02:25:48] Map two and map three is mine, sir.
[02:25:53] You're shaking there too.
[02:25:54] I knew you didn't expect me to beat my head on the window.
[02:25:56] I'm more aware than you are.
[02:25:57] You know I'm on the ramp.
[02:25:58] I'm gonna play day most again
[02:26:03] Wait so you're going bald right? You don't actually gonna do that. I'm tired, I'm tired
[02:26:29] You look shaky bro, chill out. I know, chat on mic
[02:27:10] Is it split you all day bro? He texted me like four days ago
[02:27:23] He were like Tuesday 9 p.m. East locked like you were like about to like beat me or something
[02:27:29] You're like
[02:27:30] Hey, hey, it's a best of three, relax buddy, take it easy
[02:27:39] Yeah, but I don't lose not to he does
[02:27:41] And even if I do lose, not too much, it's just like an aftere to his clubhouse.
[02:27:48] I'm just gonna win after him.
[02:27:52] You're shaking right now, I can tell.
[02:27:53] I hear you breathing loud.
[02:27:55] It's okay if you're nervous, bro.
[02:28:04] I'm in your head.
[02:28:05] You're on yin outside of East, bro.
[02:28:06] What are you doing, bro?
[02:28:07] You keep saying that you're gonna chop yin and you play to every round.
[02:28:10] You know, I can't tell.
[02:29:05] Like, is he trying to enter earlier or something?
[02:29:08] I think he might be trying to enter early.
[02:29:18] Why are you pausing at the time, bro?
[02:29:21] going to the bathroom. Like bro, I ranked a Jinxie nice and he's ending after this. So
[02:29:33] he wanted to enter earlier or something, but this is bad.
[02:29:35] I don't care, I just did a sweaty line of Colombian snow.
[02:30:22] Let's go! I don't know why you're half these high sticks one. No, but actually I might even like
[02:30:30] try not to be annoying, but like, why keep playing games and keep staying here and stop playing.
[02:30:34] Ladies and gents, it's the best to breathe in a lot of seas left.
[02:30:59] Lot of seas left. Lot of lot of seas left.
[02:31:01] Fuck around, cuz your shoot-a-shot is gonna be a sad day when our rule gonna not...
[02:32:52] I think I go ying as silly as that sounds.
[02:32:57] Oh, Droneham.
[02:33:00] I'm like overthinking this, bro.
[02:33:02] I am a better droner than you, bro!
[02:33:06] Let me just...
[02:33:07] ...get my shit right, man!
[02:33:09] Droneham, bro!
[02:33:22] What am I thinking?
[02:33:23] What can you do in this floor, Droneham?
[02:33:26] Tell me none of my drones will get shot this round watch the only drone's not a good shot or twist runs watch watch
[02:33:32] Drone master class right here
[02:33:35] Stop it fast
[02:33:38] I'm good. I installed him. See this is normally the part where I bow down to him. No, no, not tonight
[02:34:52] I won't bow down tonight. Nope
[02:34:54] Not tonight not tonight. I will not bow down to him tonight going down to stop it tonight
[02:35:01] I'm winning this man fucking come back season
[02:35:04] everybody type come back season in the chat right now everybody type come back
[02:35:09] season in the chat right now everybody type come back season in the chat right
[02:35:12] now
[02:35:17] come back on stopping I love how you just headbutted a smoke
[02:36:52] oh my god you lost like actually I don't have to play like smart against you
[02:36:57] because my aim is like 30 times better I can just swing you every round okay so
[02:37:34] I win map 2, I win map 3, I win map 2, I win map 3, the greatest comeback, let's go, my guy.
[02:37:41] Yo, hype me up, let's go.
[02:37:43] Yo, listen.
[02:37:44] He might crush Ram and shit.
[02:38:01] Okay, you think I banned Deimos?
[02:38:06] He was flooding on Deimos.
[02:38:10] Defensible ban, the warden? Bro Richie, I'm beating this cocksucker.
[02:38:13] The warden, don't, hey, don't give him, don't give ban motherfucker SMG12.
[02:38:16] Yup, ban warden, yes, yes, yes, yes, okay.
[02:38:18] So now what you doing, defense? Did he ban yank?
[02:38:20] Yo, bro, I banned, he didn't ban yank, he didn't ban yank.
[02:38:23] I know yep. Yep. Yo Richie dead ass. I'm gonna drink beer right now cuz bro. I'm playing nervous bro
[02:38:33] And nurse reaction time. You're right. It does, huh?
[02:38:42] You got a landing. I do have a landing
[02:38:44] suffer no ads the only words I'm gonna say this entire 1v1 are
[02:39:29] Watch
[02:39:40] Go in here.
[02:39:48] We need to locate a bomb.
[02:39:50] Off the pistol.
[02:40:06] 100% going off that pistol.
[02:40:08] He faked the site. He faked the site.
[02:42:51] He faked the site.
[02:42:53] He faked the site.
[02:42:55] Wow.
[02:42:57] That's so smart of Pazzie, too.
[02:42:59] Let's get the fucking genius, okay?
[02:43:03] He faked the site. I'm cooling.
[02:43:05] Big cooling.
[02:43:07] I mean, bro, if he would have detonated that C4, he would have killed me.
[02:43:09] Bro, you know what I should have done?
[02:43:11] I should have walked right through his C4 because when Stompid throws C4s, like that, they're just bait.
[02:43:16] He doesn't blow them.
[02:43:17] He does them to move in here.
[02:43:19] I know how this shit plays better than anyone in the world.
[02:43:22] When he throws C4s like that, he doesn't blow them up.
[02:43:25] He blows them, and they need to run to a certain direction.
[02:43:28] I gotta get them out.
[02:43:29] Oh no, he's locked.
[02:43:30] I'm gonna say this.
[02:43:40] Oh no, James is dead.
[02:46:02] See now, okay, he can go upstairs.
[02:46:04] He's definitely gonna go upstairs this round.
[02:46:06] Lock the fuck.
[02:46:07] Like that, that's lock in.
[02:46:08] Yo, everybody lock in.
[02:46:10] It's been done
[02:46:30] Probably gonna put a c4 at it
[02:46:33] But when I didn't go that shot he first shot at that why this kid is going mazzi is just like
[02:47:10] Because this kid has an effect on me, bro. I don't know what it is, bro. It's like I
[02:48:44] Swear to God, bro. If I was playing against Richie right now, I'd be playing so much more confident
[02:48:48] I'm just playing this kid. So I'm like terrified of taking any type of a gunfight
[02:48:52] So I'm gonna be just throwing a ying from like Narnia
[02:48:56] And then it's like I don't even hear he's obviously gonna diffuse off the sound like he's the king
[02:49:13] Anybody else
[02:49:25] Come on bring this shit back swing literally everything
[02:49:43] It's going to swing literally everything into what happens.
[02:49:48] Increase surveillance on.
[02:49:52] Alright, it worked.
[02:49:53] I want spawn deer.
[02:50:13] He heard the audio from me.
[02:50:17] I did that against Skite.
[02:50:18] It worked.
[02:50:19] Not against that kid though.
[02:50:20] When you have no drones, it puts you in the spawn point of wherever you spawned
[02:50:25] at and he actually still heard it.
[02:50:30] I'm like bamboozled right now.
[02:50:33] I'm literally blown away.
[02:50:35] I did not think it was going to be this bad.
[02:50:39] I'm like...
[02:50:41] I'm blowed away, but I guess I should have just had a boss G that round, but I probably would have killed him.
[02:50:46] I need to go kill the bomb.
[02:50:47] Alright, ladies and boss G, rest in the way. It's just gonna be me and boss G, we're gonna see what we can do.
[02:50:52] Bro, his aim is insane! Oh my god!
[02:51:05] Like, bro, this kid is fucking ridiculous!
[02:51:13] I lost, bro. GG 100%. GG 100%.
[02:51:17] No, no, no, no, stop! JX stopped.
[02:51:20] I know what to do if he's on the jonka, I know what to do if he's on the jonka, I know what to do if he's on the jonka
[02:51:33] If you flip cam so he knows I'm on a ram rush big b-
[02:52:07] I'm winning right now, I'm winning right now, I'm un-killable, I'm winning right now
[02:52:16] See his drone is shot like if he hears this bro, I don't know. I'm so far away from spawn
[02:54:19] I'm the best on this gun man. Look at the composer saying bro crazier things have happened
[02:54:33] Okay, bro enough of this bullshit
[02:54:36] He's gonna go kitchen and dining or laundry. I win this site every goddamn time. I defend it or attack it
[02:54:42] Let's close this shit out. Let's go
[02:54:44] Let's let's let's fucking let's remind motherfuckers
[02:54:54] Definitely definitely definitely definitely gonna go downstairs. He hasn't went downstairs yet. If he goes kitchen bro, I'll flood his bitch ass
[02:55:01] I promise
[02:55:39] Downstairs or that?
[02:55:40] 10 seconds to insert
[02:55:43] Probably smoking this my peace game is up to a little
[02:55:45] 5 seconds to go
[02:55:46] Bomb must be located and defused
[02:55:52] CRAZY EARTH THINGS HAVE HAPPENED
[02:57:28] I really like smoke here
[02:57:30] I need to win gunfight with this kid though
[02:57:34] I mean I'm the best boss you player on this game
[02:57:38] He double-banned it map one and I got fucking eight to so let's learn
[02:57:42] The only round I use boss G against
[02:57:45] Harder to drone me if I'm
[02:57:58] Literally down five. Oh think I got my swag of that
[03:01:00] He does those last second things
[03:01:02] He last second adjusting to the right side of the door. I can't win an attack against this kid
[03:01:17] I don't know what to do
[03:01:19] Maybe just like knock shop down or something chat y'all have like suggest adding you know what I'm asked chat
[03:01:27] Y'all have suggestions? Y'all have any suggestions?
[03:01:33] Besides, retired.
[03:01:35] There's a little bit of bomb.
[03:01:41] Nobody else really does.
[03:01:43] And re-conditioned to the right side of the door at the last second,
[03:01:45] knowing how to do something.
[03:05:04] Stop and you own me, King.
[03:05:06] I will never win shit without you by my side.
[03:05:09] I will never win- You're smarter than me.
[03:05:11] You are more aware than me.
[03:05:13] You have better aim than me. You have better movement than me.
[03:05:15] You have better positioning than me. You have better hearing than me.
[03:05:17] You have better crosshair placement than me.
[03:05:19] better composure than me. You have better situational awareness than me. You have
[03:05:22] better recoil control than me. You have better operator diversification than me.
[03:05:26] You are more creative with the ways you make plays and get kills. You're better
[03:05:29] than me stomping. Please for the love of God play the tournament with me on
[03:05:33] Saturday.