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All the time
And through my phone I'm scrolling
And my life off that track
It's hard to focus
Seems like I'm always chosen
By politics
We can make arrangements
And if you're down
Oh no
I might just do you like me laughing
Yeah
Or make you my numero
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, she
don't-
Chad, you can't pre-fire a happy birthday.
Not yet.
It is still September 25th.
Y'all are pre-firing a happy birthday.
I love you guys, but y'all are pre-firing it.
At 12 am it's- or 12 am it's happy birthday.
Also, me and Mingo are winning this tournament.
I'm fucking back, man.
Me and Mingo are winning this 2v2 tournament.
Did you all see the fucking humiliation that I put Richie through last night?
It's a boss gi era.
Did I forget that?
I knew you guys were gonna do this shit happy 38th birthday. Happy 40th. I knew you guys would do this weird shit
guys first off not my birthday yet it's my birthday in five hours second what
the fuck I'm not 40 other than they would it's your one melody they would it's
your one the twitch prime steak they could it's your one a swaggy they could
it's your one chat I had to I we I had bro yes hi-fives I'm gonna react to it
right now. Guys, do you guys remember a couple... Shut up, YouTube. Shut up! Thank you. Do
you guys remember a couple months ago when me and Sketch were supposed to do that stream
with Gunna? It was probably like a month and a half ago. You guys remember that like
about a month and a half ago? Do y'all remember that? You guys remember what I'm talking
about? So me and Sketch were supposed to do a stream with Gunna and I'm gonna just
show y'all this video, ignore the search history. I'm going to show y'all this video,
and then at the very, very, very, very, very end, I'm going to explain like everything that happened.
Hold on, hold on. So I was on a prank show called Pumped, and I didn't even know I was on it.
I swear, like y'all are going to say I'm farming, bro. On God, on my mother's life,
Yeah, this is it right here. This is literally like their first um, this is their first video ever, but um
So I wasn't even allowed to talk about this for like months because or like a month
Um, do y'all remember the day bro where me and skats was supposed to stream with gunna
And then there was a like window cleaner who was like yelling
I'm gonna we're gonna play exact. This is what happened. Okay. I'm gonna shut it out. What's going on?
You okay?
What are you doing?
I swear to God I had no idea.
Ladies and gentlemen, Jinxie, some of you may have noticed that Jinxie's live stream
went a little weird the other day.
Oh, what the f***?
I think we're like, are we dead here?
Oh, f***.
Yeah, I need to shoot, I need to shoot, I need to shoot.
What the f***?
What the f***?
Let's save Diddy!
Now if you want to see the extremely excessive legs that we go to block these pranks for real,
you gotta face this.
This was fucking crazy!
Stick around.
This wasn't safe!
Beautiful downtown Los Angeles.
With security guards dressed like Fortnite skins.
And with local businesses just a door to have disruptions.
The ingredients of this one are simple.
The 11th floor of an office building.
A twelve ton crane.
Ideally reported to the L.A. film department so we don't have to figure this out on the day.
A fake 911 operator.
911 with emergency.
An unreasonably tangled extension cord.
Never ever ever ever ever ever.
Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever every hour.
This talent.
A bag.
Twenty bucks is best to me.
Just wait. Y'all will see!
Y'all will see!
But let's put my list-
Just shut up and wait!
world's worst interwatcher. We're running our usual hides, and our small army of production
and surveillance specialists. And as always with this channel, what you're about to see
is exactly as of again.
Right, now Jinx is coming here thinking he's co-hosting a stream with his friend Sketch
and special guest, Ghana. Sketch is our-
Bro, I'm gonna give y'all like a little bit of interest. So I got a phone call
from my manager like probably a week before this it was back when I was in
Vegas if you guys remember that I got a phone call um that uh me sketch and
gunna we're gonna do a stream in downtown Los Angeles where we would just be
like rapping freestyling whatever that was like what I got so I just showed
up and sketch was in on it the whole fucking time by the way sketch was
in on it the entire time!
This friend's sketch and special guest, Donna.
The sketches are capitalist, and these types of guys wouldn't be possible without people like them.
I-I'm gonna lose my mind, because y'all are saying audio is bad sound.
High-fives, are they trolling, or what?
Cause high-fives hasn't said shit, so why are you guys saying shit?
Unplug headset, plug it back in. There's no way that has a...
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry Bear, that wouldn't have an effect.
Oh, I think it's fixed.
...looking a stream with his friend Sketch and special guest, Ghana.
Sketch is our catalyst, and these kinds of pranks wouldn't be possible without people like...
...Sketch in the back row.
Let me sketch.
You're awesome.
Don't get nervous.
I've got to s**t my thing, so I'm not gonna lie.
I'm starting to get bubble guts a little bit.
Bro, this was insane.
That's me!
That's me!
That's me!
Take into the building.
That's me, that's me, that's me!
Take into the building, take into the building.
Oh my god.
This is crazy long.
I'm here to remind you.
I'm here to report you all the way around.
What's your name?
Get a cop.
Whoop.
Get a cop.
What's up, brother?
Brother, man.
Get a car.
Dude, you've been living in hell here for the last, like, month.
Yeah, living in a bank town.
Man, I love this guy.
Yeah, I mean, like, for the last month or two.
Yeah, no, I've been, I've been gone.
We went to the gym for a month and a week.
Good, there's the set up in there.
Road.
Yeah.
That's good.
Yeah, nervous.
Yeah, it is.
Bring the water.
That's good.
That's good.
Come on up.
Okay, so the plan was to stream with Ghana, but Ghana wasn't even fucking there.
So they're like, yo, let's just start streaming now and then like wait 30 minutes till
he shows up.
I'm like, okay, sure.
In my head now, that makes no sense.
Why would you start the stream if he's not even there?
You walk like did he, zesty walk, zesty walk.
Wait, why is the entire chat spamming zesty walk?
I have the mo-
Why is everyone just spamming zesty walk?
You're awesome without people like you.
Zaxxing the black rock, running sesh, you're awesome, you're a good person.
Oh god, I bet you shi-
I'm not gonna lie, I'm starting to get bubble guts a little bit.
My walk is so well it was kind of okay okay the turn was a little zesty I'm not
gonna lie I did a little foot rotation I've been doing that since like I was a
young in I did a foot rotation to turn into the door cuz I was going to the
wrong building here you can see the foot rotation this is athleticism it's
Not zest I'll shut up now, but the stuff like that's
That's what I'm like off camera by the way
This one I'm like off camera brother man
Yeah, no, I've been I've been gone I've been we went to Japan for a week
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, I'm nervous.
When you watch them, let's go.
Come on.
Bro, that's insane.
Let's start.
Let's go.
Alright, just give us thumbs up, okay?
Are you good?
I'm good.
I'm f***ing a s*** myself.
Hold on, wait.
Is the thing going?
Are we?
Okay, wait, wait.
The thing or what?
Bro, this is insane.
This is actually insane.
No way you clip farmed this.
This says Cody George 19 no way you clip farm this says Cody George 19 Cody as God as my witness
I will permanently fucking ban you on my mother's heartbeat. I did not clip farm this you fucking idiot
God you're so out of touch fuck
I'm like waiting for gunna to pull up right now right now waiting for gunna to pull up
24 cheer 1,000 bits you guys should kiss
We had before
You might actually be the funniest human being I've ever count ladies W. Lay's
Kiss with tongue. I'm almost finished. Here we go. This is when we started hearing banging
For about half a second there I thought we were getting breached and ran from the cessation.
I think we're like, are we dead here?
There's an enemy combatant on the window.
Are we dead?
Are we dead?
Bro!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Right there was when I was like, wait, what?
Yo!
Wait, how do you do this?
How the f*** you know?
What the f*** is going on?
What's going on?
You okay?
No, why I broke a bottle you need any help you can't keep me. What do you think genius?
What do we do? That's just so job this let's go now on one
Okay, so this part is important right here
Sketch beat me to his phone and he had 9-1-1 in a contact information in his phone
You'll notice what I'm saying in a second because if I would have actually called 9-1-1
It would have fucked up the prank a lot watch what you give what I'm saying watch this watch
Sketch runs to his phone. I didn't realize any of this in the shine. I don't know. Oh, let's pull now one one
I'm calling I'm calling see I got that
See cuz sketch had that you know what I'm saying. He didn't want me to call the actual
I'm one with your merchant seat. Um, we're we're gonna we got a guy hanging off a building. He's like asking to help you
I'm trying to give you an address right now.
Hold on guys.
What's your address?
Hold on.
Do you know the street you're on?
On the street of Morn.
What's the street?
Go to Nick.
Do you know the building name you're in?
I don't.
I can't see.
I think I'm in a mine.
Dude, dude, hurry up man.
Sniffing.
Okay let's start with something easier.
Do you know your own name?
Nick and, uh, uh, Ellie.
See how sketch laugh right there?
This motherfucker!
Watch how sketch laugh, bro.
Look at this, look at this.
Look at this shit.
Dude, hurry up man.
Okay, let's start with something.
Do you know your own names?
Nick and Kyle.
His mother fucker.
He needs help immediately.
Okay, and you said he's hanging.
So, no, no, no, no, no, no.
So, he's working on wires,
but one of his wires broke.
He's in a lot of trouble.
He needs help immediately.
We're looking at it. We're eight feet away from him.
Ludwig cannot help him. His wire is broken. He needs 911 right now. All right now. Okay. Hold on.
When I said he needs 911 right now, I obviously meant 911. I saw idiots on TikTok saying,
he needs not, what does he do? Bro, you're an idiot. Obviously, I'm saying 911. I'm saying it
fast to save time. That's why I said it faster like that. Okay. And he's in a lot of trouble.
He needs help immediately. He needs help immediately. We're looking at it for eight
He cannot help him. His wire is broken. He needs 9-11 right now, okay?
Bro, you know what I'm trying to say.
You guys are so dumb.
He's on a wooden plank.
He's on a wooden plank.
What do you mean question mark? It's so simple.
He's hanging on for like, dear life. He needs immediate help.
Okay.
He needs immediate help.
Is he an electrician?
He is. He works on windows.
What is your job? What do you do?
What?
He's a window cleaner.
What?
cleaner he's a window cleaner and he's working on why was he doing he's in a
lot of trouble he's sitting on a wooden plank he has a white bucket is he
cute he's wearing boots he has a green vest on
and he's in a lot of danger I don't need to get here I didn't pick it up
before we go guys hurry the fuck up we go we go we haven't gone long man we
haven't gone long man he said he said I don't have a lot of time he
He needs help immediately.
Can you open the door?
Okay, are you all the window cleaners?
We are not window cleaners.
We are in this building.
What is that?
Did I say to open?
He said what?
What do we do?
What do we do?
We don't know what to do.
We don't know what to do.
Okay, ask him his name.
They wanna know your name?
Chris.
Chris, his name is.
What the fuck is the matter, man?
His wire might break any second.
He might fall to his death.
Acting on the hub is better than this.
Dar man acting, cringe.
Yo, I don't know how many more times,
okay, I don't know how many more times I need to say this,
like on my mother's life, in the moment,
I thought all this was real, in the moment.
I would not lie on my mother's life,
like I'm just telling you,
you guys are going to piss me the fuck off,
because I'm starting to think
someone could saw my arm off
and you guys would say fake.
You're on the 11th floor.
11th floor, he's literally right at our window.
His life is in danger.
Yeah, they'll probably die from that height.
What the f**k is going on?
We are safe.
Are you in a safe location?
We are safe, but he is not.
We're safe.
We're in the window.
We can break the window if it's in the way.
Dude, I'm...
Don't break the window.
Watch your stage.
It's a safe place.
Dude, I'm not f**king falling, man.
Okay, thank you, son.
It's not f**king falling, guys.
How fast will they be here?
I'll pass.
Two minutes?
Oh, s**t.
Don't let me die.
Let me die.
Help is on the way.
His life is in danger, but he needs help immediately.
We've dispatched help.
They're on their way.
I got an idea.
I got an idea.
This was crazy.
This guy was crazy.
You trying to swing to us?
He was trying to repel in or some shit, bro.
How are you going to get in here, bro?
How are you going to get in?
Are you trying to get on this?
Just get me.
What do we need to do?
Oh, shit.
OK, so I want you guys to keep in mind.
So I got on the window because I was, like,
Preparing to have to catch this guy
And keep in mind sketch is mic'd up and that guy's mic'd up
So they both were told to tell me to back up. You'll see what I'm saying in a second
I didn't know all this till after like way after
Actually, no right after they told me but look as soon as I get up. They tell me to back up watch
And what how are you gonna get in here bro?
Just get me
Okay, what we want us to do here
I'm gonna try and swing over towards the window and let go he's trying to swing into the window cell
But I don't know if it's a great idea. It's a tops you you don't know what to do
She met hold on I'm gonna check to see how he's doing something. I don't know where this thing. Are you sure you should be sure?
Are you sure? I'm sweet. Are you sure? I literally thought he would like die if he did that
Are you sure? Hey, wait wait, go ahead. Are you swinging?
Yeah, he said he said where are you go bro, bro if you swing into the window you're going to kill me and
Like what I was so confused right now
You're trying to rappel in the window shit.
My bro, I play Siege dude.
Like dude, I play Siege.
You can't just rappel through someone.
You die every time.
He's like, where are you going mate?
What?
Watch this.
Hey, where are you going?
Are you swinging?
Where are you going?
You see how much we know?
Yeah.
He's going to swing into the window shit.
He's going to swing into the window shit.
He do that?
Yes or no?
What should he do?
What should he do right now?
How are you going to swing into the window shit?
What the fuck are you back at?
He's trying to rappel in the window shit.
He's back, you big.
I don't even know if he can get through this.
You might, yeah.
Come here with the n****.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Yeah, what's happening, let's go, let's go.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Ah!
OK, so right here.
I literally thought he was plummeting to his death,
like this was the scariest eight seconds
or three seconds of my life.
You're gonna get it.
You're gonna get it.
You're gonna get it.
Hey, hey, hey!
Ah!
Ah!
You good?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Man, he's about to die.
He almost fell to his death.
Bro, here.
Hey.
Bring that to the f***ing ground.
Okay, help us.
Watch that, tell me to back up again.
Throw him, throw him, throw him.
Don't even touch him.
See, sketch, see?
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
See?
Take him down.
They don't need to get off.
They kept telling me to get off the ground.
Watch this.
No.
Bro, right here when I flinched,
I was waiting to just hear like a,
pfft, like I literally thought this guy died.
Like I actually thought this guy died.
You'll see my shoulders just flinch up.
Like, you'll see, I was like,
Stay back. Stay back.
Take them down. Take them in the washroom now.
Ah! Ah!
Oh, man!
Ah!
Is that good?
He's a little f***ing human.
He's plummeting. He's literally plummeting like story.
We need help now!
Like, where are you guys? Holy s***!
He's just found something to hate for. He's still alive, but he's waiting for his f***ing life.
We need help!
Greg, Greg, Greg!
If I die, come and help f***ing haunt you.
Where the f**k was I the one?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Bro, this was to the craziest part.
Stop talking.
In front of me the f**king cause.
Should we go to the water?
Oh my God.
What the f**k are you doing?
Oh my God.
Bro, man.
Ask him some questions.
Oh f**king man.
F**king f**king.
Hold on.
Hold on.
F**king f**king.
What the f**k is this thing, man?
I got you.
Yo, me and this guy like,
Bro, we could not save someone.
This is for real.
Actually guys, you're doing great.
Man, we are holding on.
We are holding on for real.
Chris, you cannot hold on to him.
If you pull him, you're going to pull on the window.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Is he gravity?
Make sure he's gravity.
Can we pull you up?
No, he said no.
You have to listen to the second.
Bro, what else do you want to say?
Ask him what we need to do.
Step back, Chris.
You should put your legs against the wall, you should put your legs against the wall, step out if you're ready.
Hold on Chris, hold on.
I'm just like no, my first word for you.
Ahhhh!
You lost it.
You just finished you hanging out the window.
Just step inside, put your legs against the wall.
Bro, f*** it, hold on.
Bro, this is...
Here's where they come out.
Chris, you gotta hold on tight.
What?
This is way max.
It's way max.
It's way max.
You got all the ice on it?
No, no, this is real man.
You got it.
Are you f***ing kidding me?
Yeah, no, no!
Are you okay?
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no!
Oh my god.
Dude, you f***ing kidding me?
Yeah, he's good.
Holy f***ing sh**!
You guys like that?
You know I'm weak, you know?
If you want to see the next video where Jinxy reacts to his own prank.
Bro.
Bro.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm not even going to lie bro like when I look back on it
I'm like how did I even believe any of this like so many different things made no sense
But I guess adrenaline just overtakes your mind body penis like you don't think about shit, bro
But bro, I'm proud of myself like genuinely bro like I was like hanging out of the windows still like I was cuz
Cuz bro, you got to think bro if I was the guy on that plank, bro
I would want those two idiots to at least be on the windows
Trying to pull me up or something. I'm fucking proud bro and sketch is a good fucking actor
But chat we're like 30 minutes late for the tournament now, but chat
And and and yo yo yo and they're like just cuz now I'm gonna get mad as fuck no because listen clip farm you guys realize
Yo punk is literally like a they've been around for like 20 plus years, bro
like they don't fake shit dude are you stupid L script wait so you guys think
I lied on my mother's life six times and then lied on God six times you guys
actually think that on God Zeus can strike me down with a fucking lightning
bolt if I'm lying none of that was fake I literally thought all of that was
real in the moment sketch isn't a good actor I mean yeah he was laughing but
They also waited when I was looking, but chat.
Do y'all want to see the bracket for tonight?
We should get this going underway.
We should get this going underway.
Stoppin', stoppin' and Spoit are on a team.
Spoit is making his controller debut tonight.
Spoit is making his first ever appearance
in a controller tournament tonight.
Here is the order of the bracket.
First game of the night is going to be
Jay and Lou versus Skydon Cynzo.
I'm gonna make the games up to five.
That way we can like cruise through games
and then like it isn't like a 19 hour tournament.
I'm gonna make the games up to five.
Finals could probably be up to like eight or something.
But we got Jay and Lou versus Guy D'Ansenzo.
Jinxie and Mingo versus Masa and Jeff Sicko.
Vic and Center versus Richie and Iowa.
Stompin' and Spoight versus Aiden and Ray the Bullies.
I almost wanna swap
Aiden's team and Masa's team.
What do y'all think, bro?
Because, bro, spoiled?
I mean, I don't know, this bracket's probably good.
I ain't gonna lie.
Tell me what y'all think of this bracket.
WRL bracket.
Yo, drafty, think of it with the Prime sub.
JW, think of it with tier one sub.
Lumiere, think of it with tier one.
Kazuki, think of it with tier one.
Kazuki, 33 months.
Fucking WOG.
Yes, it is my birthday in five hours, chat.
It's not my birthday yet.
It's my birthday in five hours.
BabyHands, think of it with tier one.
Zay, think of it with tier one.
Spoid and stop it out of all bro. It's gonna be a good a stream haven't started yet. It's gonna be a good stream though
I'm curious to see how good sport is on controller Madagai. Thank you for the prime stuff JTH
Thank you for the prime stuff mimic they're gonna turn one seven months of L Jinxy content. Thank you. It's your one mimic
Say they were to turn one baby hands. They're gonna turn one
Richie and Iowa win. I don't know what type of weed you're smoking, but give me the strongest fucking strand bro
I
Just you know, if you think any other team other than me and mingo is winning you have no ball knowledge, and I'm genuinely sorry for you
I
Last night was the best r6. I've ever played in my entire life. I have a new playstyle new sensitivity
New workout regiment. I've never like they don't want this shit as bad as I want this shit
Richie doesn't want this shit as bad as I want this shit, bro. I'm winning tonight. I promise you hi
I think we're just your one shadow y'all ready to go because we get this shit going the last change
We could swap
Massa and Jeff sickle around bro. What if we threw Aiden and raid?
I'm gonna do another
Fuzz
What if you skyed at the bottom is that a better?
Bro, that's probably better
Let's do that
So that way Aiden and raid bullies would play
Let me take let me take Chad is that better? What do y'all think or do y'all like this bracket? Keep the bracket or switch it
Bo3 finals probably yes, probably or we get us to a game up to eight
But we have to do each game up to five
Because I want this to be a six-hour stream
Can me and vice play coffee respectfully? No, y'all are gonna get five oh
But I think what it's your one all the teams in this tournament have a chance of winning. That's why this tournament will be good
if I throw in you and vice y'all are basically just donate like
Y'all are just lighting time on fire.
Yo, coffee. You and Vizor are not winning a damn round, bro. Real shit.
Keep it. Y'all are saying keep bracket. Okay, let's just keep it.
Okay, let's pull it. I'm gonna have chat decide.
Pull. Do we keep or swap?
The only swap would be moving Skype to the bottom and Aiden to the top.
Keep or swap. What do y'all want?
I'm gonna do another life first.
Line on ice, follow, be blacked out.
Revenge, think of it the prime server.
Joan and I think of the brand so it's gonna be a banger tournament man. I'm glad we got everybody ready
We were gonna do this yesterday, but bro yesterday's tournament yesterday's stream was a banger
Also date changes. I don't know for sure
But I think I'm
99% sure I just need to get confirmation from this boy
Sheik goes down to 1v1's point on Monday at 8 p.m. Yes to you
So here's how this weekend is gonna unravel tomorrow is my birthday
What day is tomorrow tomorrow is my birthday? I'm gonna do birthday fan mail and then we'll do other stuff
I don't know yet Friday. I have no idea what we're doing Friday. You know, I'll always figure something out
I'll figure out something fun to do Saturday and Sunday is roller prime
Those will both be like Saturday will be a 10-hour stream Sunday. I'll be like a five-hour. We're winning roller prime
I don't give a fuck. It's a two-day tournament top three teams make it to day two Monday should be Shiko versus
I'm not gonna say what it is yet.
I'm gonna do another life first.
All right, chat.
Do we keep bracket or swap?
Remember, birthday is at 12.
Step with the 10 gifted.
W step in the chat.
Step, thank you for the 10 gift that I fucking love you.
21.
No, Tuesday is not the Richie 21.
I need to move the date on that
because I had it scheduled for the day.
I'm not gonna do it yet.
I'm not gonna do it yet.
I'm not gonna do it yet.
I had it scheduled for the 29th, but I realized that was rotor prime Richie's 20v1 will probably be Wednesday of next week
Probably I'm excited for that one
Quani digger it's your one lozi digger the prime sub can digger it's your water memo. They were just your one twin digger
It's your water
Happy birthday dog guys. I love you, but it's not my birthday yet. Y'all are pre-firing it. I appreciate it though
I appreciate you
Finish one piece bitch. I will
bro I'm just a piece of shit loser boy like I just I start one piece then I get
bored because of my ADHD and my retention span is chalked because of
tiktok oh my god step in with another 10 gifted step in with another 10
gifted step in I fucking love you bro w step it in the chat what the fuck it
this guy's gifted 20 Zach Zach with the 10 gifted Zach with the 10 gifted
W Zach in the jet.
Raging negative. It's your water retro. They were to get to hustle. They were to your water
What is when does the 2v2 start the 2v2 should be starting in five minutes?
All I have to do is make
Make a custom game setting and then invite the first two teams
Which I believe is Jay and Lou and Skyden Senzo and then me and mingo play next Matt
They were to your one jababy negative. It's your water whitetail. They were to your water hustle bones. They were to your water
26 to 7. Yo coffee business, bro. The shit is weird, bro. Jason take them. They can be
the prime 7. Google with the five gifts. Google. W Google them the chat. Google. They
can be the five gifted. Remember, I'm going to make every single game tonight. Go up
to five. All right. Let's get the settings locked in tonight. Let's get the settings
locked in. I chat. I love you. Appreciate everybody who popped out to the stream
tonight we're about to get this underway let's get it let's go again let's get
this tournament ready okay so it's gonna be bomb we're gonna have operator bands
of course we'll give them 15 seconds to ban ops number of rounds let's keep this
on nine but I want to have overtime in play we do a tactic in the roll swap one
overtime rounds three over them score that's one over time rule change one
objective rotation parameter let's do one that way like teams can't just go
the same site over and over and over again pick phase timer let's give them
30 seconds. Let's give them all long prep phases. I like that. That way teams have like
more time to set up. I like that a lot. I like that a lot. And yeah, man, let's do this
shit. So I think the settings are perfect. We haven't done a two lead two tournament in
like three months, bro. Like these are like some of my favorites. Giant thinking for the
five gifted clips, thinking for the two water, free old thinking for the two water,
Zeus thinking of the prime, Mick thinking of what it's your wanted, Shark thinking of
what it's your wanted, Matt thinking of what it's your wanted, Hank thinking of what it's
your wanted, Mero thinking of what it gifted, Chap thinking of what it gifted.
I love you guys, man.
W fucking supporters.
Okay.
Without further ado, let's get it and let's go.
Okay.
We're gonna do, I wanna have every game be a different map.
So round one will be four games, round two will be two games, finals will be
one game.
That's seven games total.
Let's do seven different maps.
Let's get it and let's go.
different maps finals is either gonna be best of three up to five or a really
long best of one probably a really long best of one let's do seven maps what do
y'all think of the best seven to be two maps happy birthday not yet not yet but
I appreciate you guys Leroy I think what did you wanted I'm excited bro you
23 years old don't say damn don't say damn 23 years old have a very
beautiful, amazing, fantabulous life, bro.
Caitlyn, thank you for the five gifted.
Pulse, thank you for the prime.
Have a beautiful, amazing, fantabulous life.
I'm healthy, family's healthy.
I have the best job in the entire world.
The best community in the entire world.
My dogs are doing good.
My cats are doing good.
I get to see my family all the time.
I get to see my friends sometimes.
I'm very happy, man.
Like, I could not ask for a better life, bro.
I love you guys.
Thank you guys, all of you guys, for giving me the best life in the world, bro.
I fucking love you guys every single day.
I'm appreciative for you guys.
You guys are the fucking goats.
And bro, I get to play my favorite game in the world most of the time, bro.
I fucking love this game.
Dave, I'll think of it with the friends up, think of it with your one.
All right.
Enough yapping, unk.
Why are y'all typing damn, bro?
Every time I say I'm 23, you guys just say damn, bro, that's not that old.
Am I approaching potential unk status?
Yes, this is how age works, bro
Okay, zero to ten. You're a jet 11 to 16. You're a young blood
17 to 20 you're young
21 to 22 you're pretty young
23 to 29
You're approaching on status and then 30. I'm not gonna lie 30 year old now
I'm not gonna lie 30 year and I'm at 30 years old, bro. You are an uncle
Um because the bro all the motherfuckers that are 30 are like
Man y'all y'all didn't see Ray out and play you did not see Ray out and on that perimeter
That's all the unks well. They're all the bro every single uncle is like a copy paste, bro
I swear to God, bro. Once somebody turns 30
They just get a knee brace and they tell you about how good out of Niverson was every time, bro
Man when I was growing up out of Niverson like that that's what they do, bro
xo g they give it the five gifted okay let's lock it on these maps I'm
actually yapping tonight wow all right let's lock it on these maps okay
border club banks are really good to be too mad I fuck with Bank of Lock for
to be juice um I'm gonna do another life first line on ass follow people like
no what are their maps jinx layer mid let's do NHL a lot of like pros
fuck with night even laughs whoa where's what where's NHL there it is and then the
last map of the day let's do shall I alright without further ado let's get
this shit popping every games up to five if it goes for four there's gonna be a
three round overtime we have nothing but calm fucking games without further
ado let's get it going alright first up I want to do party chat for most of
the games if we have to use discord high buys float on a discord server right now and spam it in
the twitter group chat so all those idiots can join villa oh you're you're right you're right
you're right you're right you're right got it mod back in mod back in villa is such a good 2v2
map let's chalk shall I shall I shitty I hate you it's just too many windows it's just stupid
villa's perfect yo mod back in mod back in bro villa's a great fucking 2v2 map happy birthday
Not yet, but thank you bro. I thank you sir. Thank you sir. It's still September 25th for me
But thank you if you're in England. It's technically my birthday, but it's not a birthday yet for me. All right. Let's get it
Let's go
Okay, let me think skype since oh, okay. It's got to be east because since those from France. All right
Let me get the lobby made. I believe
since those PS so
Chat I wanted to run another poll. Hi guys. Do you want them to have separate comms or same comms?
Because if they're in separate parties yo yo chat pulled it separate party or same party if they're in separate parties
It will be more competitive. You'll be able to hear callouts and strategies if they're in the same party
It will be more toxic, but it'll probably be funnier Baja blast with the 10 gifted Baja blast with the 10 gifted
W fucking man's Baja blast. Thank you for the 10 gifted have a bad birthday
Sky would you say in my chat sky hold on
Oh, Sky said, Cinzos, AFK, I have another.
Oh, Pat, last minute replacement.
Sky, who do you got?
Is the Xbox or PS?
Sky, instead of saying I have a replacement,
be productive, be vigilant and say who the replacement is.
Because if the replacement's not from Europe,
that means I hosted it on the wrong server, you know?
Check, what do y'all want, same or separate?
Go actually vote on this poll, because this is important.
My job is just to do whatever you guys want.
So like at the end of the day, bro,
if you guys want separate comms,
Tell me this a close poll. Wow
Separate comms is gonna be we're gonna be able to hear strategies. We'll be able to flip flop and stuff
Same comms is gonna be more toxic and funny. It's up to you guys me personally. I think same comms is probably better. I
Don't want to hear Skype. Please bro. Come on, bro
Skites a fucking goat
Zigg think of the hundred bits. Oh, we know jank scene. We both West
God damn it, Skite. Skite, say his gamertag! Fuck, I'm about to lose it on this guy. Say his
gamertag, Skite. Alright, let's get dumb and dumber here. They are the first contestants
of the night. Jay and Lou, what a fucking idiot duo here. Spence, think of it with
the Prince of. Hitch, think of it with the Prince of. I'ma do another lot, boss.
Like Skite, just say his gamertag, bro. We are both West. Skite, why are you
I'm trying to be miscellaneous. I'm gonna see him in the lobby anyways dumbass
Wait, it's M&K as mean or is it gray? Oh, it might be gray. It's probably gray actually
He said gray. Okay. It's gray
Invite me. I'm inviting sky
What is lose gamertag? God this kid sold me every time I played with him. I can't stand this fucking kid
Lou Joana Lou Joana
No way. They're not ready. I'll crash right now. I'll literally crash right now Lou join the goddamn
Party, bro. Of course. They're not ready
Calling Lou y'all said same bet yo Lou you're playing right now. Let's go
You're about to get DQ dumbass
You're about to get DQ
Let's see let's see if Lou says happy early birthday to see if they're real friends. Yo yo, how y'all doing?
See Chad you got to watch you surround yourself with bro. They didn't even say happy early birthday Wow
Um, alright, Skite, who's your teammate?
It's the god damn it!
Thank you bro, damn, okay, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, cause you're always miscellaneous,
bro, you're always mysterious, just say the damn name.
Also Skite, you should beat these plumbers, bro, these guys are plump.
Well, Jay's a god, Jay's a god, but Lou's terrible, Lou's terrible, Lou's terrible,
Lou's terrible.
Lou ain't shit funny, you have a .9k to you dog shit loser.
You don't want this shit bad enough.
You don't want this shit bad enough, kid.
I'm about to fight y'all right now.
Oh, wait, I was in desktop.
Wait, I was in desktop the whole time.
Wait, how long was I in desktop?
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Yeah, I'll find it again.
I'll find it again.
Yes, Jay, yes, okay.
Y'all need to be in the same call, all four of you guys.
So how are we going to do that?
Discord?
Let's do it.
I don't want to.
Then you'll just continue from the tournament.
I'll block you on every social media platform
Never talk to ever again sky you're my second. Hey, you're my second
Because you're so fucking loud
New gamer tags or maybe maybe the old discord the old discord. Yeah, yeah, I'm not yeah
Hi guys is old discord good Jair Bear. What's one? What's it called? What's it?
Uh, vice any desk in now any desk now. It's like
Well, actually, we're just use it. They deleted it bro use any of it
He's gonna make it okay listen listen have I just gonna make a new server right now you guys join all right make sure gray joints
I bet that sounds to great. Are you sure you were doing first to five? Yes. Yes. I am positive. We're doing first to five
We're doing first to five
But if it goes for four it goes to six
He made this
Um
No, we're not fucking banning. I don't know yet. We're gonna think about it. Uh, uh, please don't I'm gonna give them a crackhead map
I'm gonna talk to you. You know, you you know jay scary when there's three staircases. You know, he is
Jay and jay and lou where this bro i'm done
They probably are
I can't yeah
The problem is Lou bro I'm gonna lock I'm letting cap can every round fuck it
That's okay, Jay now you're fucked up in the server
See what you were doing you got punked bro you got punked
Happy 41st birthday y'all are so weird. I'm young bro 23
W stream chat the vibes are good tonight. Yeah, we haven't even started yet, but the vibes are kind of good. I ain't gonna
I'm gonna do another
First
All right, I'm about to
Go to this court this on East anyway, so we got to go central regardless stay in party and just have it all needed
Shit was scripted wait what actually think that prank was real, bro. Skite. I swear to God
I sweat the sky. I'm not luck on my mother's luck on God. I thought that was real
If I like down bro
Bro, nah when sketch laugh that you I was laughing, but I can see him. Okay, joint cord also sky
Let's win rotor prime
Let's go baby, let's go.
Come on, come on!
Yeah, I like it.
I have joint group call, joint group call, joint group call.
Jair Bear, hold on one sec.
I got to fix this.
Yo, I haven't even met Gray before, man.
Gray, what's going on?
Oh, J, he has me muted.
Hold on, let me...
So, most of all, J, he has me muted.
Ah, I'm muted as well.
I'm about right, I'm telling a bit.
Stash, let me get a W.
Goddamn
Yo what's good Jared? Come on baby, come on.
Can you host a game, Xe?
Let me up and fuck me with your wife.
Let's go.
Alright, I'll host a game.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
So, the subject that we sent to you last players, yes, yes?
Yes, huh? Yes.
You're mic's low by the way.
Fixing. Fixed.
Done, dad.
Is it louder?
Louie is it louder Louie I don't know I'm fucking listening I'm just looking at your chat
Oh, oh you mean my stream mic is low. Oh, well, that's a that's a high-five problem. Have fun high-fives
Stop touching stop talking shit stop
Bro high-fives don't bark at me bro. All right, I'm about in y'all. Yo, can they hear gray and all them Jerry?
Should be up to you. All right Louie. I'm gonna bite you Jay. I'm gonna bite you skydive
All right, hello, bro
That's Jay second time doing that by the way
I do was here I do was here for a little bit. Yes, Jay. Good shit
Why are you inviting you? Are you stupid inviting y'all bro, bro, it's delayed you stupid ass kid
How long do you like Skype please first round this kid? I can't much out my heart
Oh my god bump in
Chad hi-bases clicking a bunch of buttons right now. I don't know what he's doing
Wait, I was hurry up
fuck fuck you're gonna stream snipe oh yeah that's a calm that's fine I like
it it's all right I know you don't know what to do he's gonna know what to do
yeah what'd you say okay you just turned it down but release them out stop stop
stop stop touching not touching I see be louder when you say should be louder
you talking about the game? Yeah. Yes, I hear it loudly. Yes, I hear it loudly. Okay. So
now, um, Jay, um, have y'all how many to be two tournaments have y'all played in like
probably two or three? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have y'all ever won? Yeah. No, no. Well, actually,
no, we want to find out your dollar one. Oh, no, no, no, no, not this. How's that
Have you ever won a jinxy 2v2 tournament?
Jinxy 2v2? No.
Fuck no.
All right, so, okay.
Sky, what are your thoughts on Jay and Lou as players?
Okay, well, if you can click on to Lou's ranking KD,
that kind of sums up the story.
Oh, God.
See, Jay on the other hand though,
top 10, top 15, top 15.
I think Jay's top 10.
I ain't going to lie.
He could be top 10, he could be top 10.
Listen, he would have been top 10
if he won the tournament he beat us in,
He did it. I think Jay's a top ten controller player the problem with Jay is he is a deck. He's addicted to playing with Lou
I wouldn't say anything. Yeah, it's like an anchor. I'm not his ankles
But we're gonna see what I'll just do a map around all right. Yeah, what maps the map today the first map of the day is gonna be coastline
Wait, Greg, you want me to do this?
Whoa!
Hot map!
Hot map!
Hot map!
Hot map!
Hot map!
All right, let's get this going.
Are y'all ready to go?
Are y'all ready to go?
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Flood me in, flood me in.
All right, uh, Jarobar, can you mute me, Jarobar?
Like, in cord, in cord.
Let's go.
Yo, let's go, Greg.
Come on, Greg.
You make up your eyes, I got it.
Are there on lower ping, too?
Let's grab some shit on them, Greg.
I am muted right now.
Put them on their fucking server.
I think you know it's a ban loop.
I'm muted right now.
are you bro? No. Is that the last two weeks of the year we did? Y'all loved it. It was
around three months ago. Yeah, sir. Sounds good. This or this?
Broth up and coming out of the sky. Remember chat requested for same score.
We weren't gonna run that anyways. I'm gonna be deaf and really quickly while they're
So Jay and Lou why did regardless the two stupidest champions in the comp R6 community?
This isn't a joke. This isn't a meme. These guys are both idiots
Their nickname is literally dumb and dumber. I'm not kidding
So when you have two guys like Jay and Lou in a 5v5, it's catastrophic. Yes in a 2v2
It's not that bad because you got to think bro in a 2v2 scenario
most of the map is free for the taking so Jay and Lou can get map control very quickly especially on a map like coastline
It's gonna be interesting to see what they do the big problem with Jay and Lou's team is I don't think lose gun skill is
On par with the greats of the game the jinxies the skites the stompings the mingos
I just don't I don't think lose gun skill is on par with like mine stompings mingos
So that's gonna be lose biggest problems tonight ban anyone laughing. I did not say a joke. Nothing's funny
I'm winning this sir. I promise I'm winning this tournament tonight. Did you see what I did the rickshaw last night?
Did you see what nobody wants to sit as bad as I want this?
Nobody wants to sit as bad as I want this
That's what it was saying before I lost my mind for a moment
Great. He's making his first day appearance in a Jinxie tournament
We've never had gray in a tournament. He was the last minute pickup sky was the most of them since who was a French champion
He won the first ever jinxed the world cup and he MVP'd it
But since you I think is sleeping or something and now sky is playing with great
Great did win a roller-prime around it wasn't the last roller-prime, but it was two roller-primes ago
1.7 KV 21 the Ross this kid's a good player and I'm gonna be sure to see you win right now
We're gonna undefeat now we can hear their comms
One outside hooker, he's gonna go above hooker.
He's supposed to go somewhere.
So, Gray gonna be roaming here.
I don't...
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Jay said he's in sight, that's probably mind games.
Remember, a lot of these things are gonna be mind games and...
...monotax.
Jay deals a lot of damage to Sky, but the thing is, Gray's on dock.
So, Sky can kind of just get healed up, whatever he wants.
I think we just wait for them to plant.
Oh my god, he's walking up.
He's gonna bait the whole round, Greg.
They're not baiting.
He's inside. They're not baiting.
What am I starting?
Oh my god, she's inside.
What?
What?
It's a dumb and dumb era.
I looked to my left, that's just for a second.
That is exactly what I'm talking about.
That is it.
That right there is what I'm talking about.
I don't have barb. I don't have barb, right baby?
Smoke has barb, why would I bring barb?
Oh wait, why wasn't there barb baby?
It's fucking stupid ass mappin' to me on chat, bitch.
So it's a maps fault, you didn't put barb there?
I'm gonna throw you in this shut up
This luke is fucking terrible bro
They can't take a gun fight
You're terrible, 0.9
Jay getting a little violent
You win with 0.4s in turn, don't talk to me
Bro I want you to start getting a gun
Dumb and dumb, yo I told you I was supposed to be back in the lift tonight
Jay and Luke could go all the way.
I'm just kidding, I'm winning.
Haha! I'm not kidding.
Yo, do you guys think I'm kidding? I'm not losing.
1-0 lead.
Hopefully the rest of the games can be Xbox Party,
but I don't even know if that's possible.
Jinxie and Mingo play against Maso Mitsu's team
next after this game.
Remember, every game's up to 5, every game is on a new map.
What is that? Like a...
That's a dock. I'm gonna have a dock on the board.
So course, I don't the dog lose on the Valkyrie
Utility usage and carry by Lou J. I shot all the votes
Just the camera
Jays like kind of pressing everybody
Super stairs
One's like building a bar
One's like building a bar and then one's like top basis
One's like sock bars I think, yeah
This job
Skype's droning
Okay
We're gonna death in here
Skype's starting to drone a little bit
Trying to locate the whereabouts
Skype's gonna make a play
BOOM
Lot of weight just hit the balcony there
Skype's gonna now drone up cool vibes
Shoot down that aqua double
Minute 45 on the clock now
Sky rockin the sky charm love to see it
Sky gonna start to slow drone up cool vibes now
And I believe Gray is gonna shoot his camera
Or no single wall single wall and then um
Here's me here prefire
They're lining up I don't like this sky didn't gray are lining up. I don't like this go back around go back around go back up
Go back up. Go back up. That's good drum work. Look at the
Okay, great. Go swing that. Go swing that straight ahead. No, no, no, no over here. Over here over here.
Yeah, I know great just sold
When Grace said he's right here Lou new to run
Now James gonna swing out they're gonna try you know
Oh
Wow
I would have been able to call it out if we had no call like we didn't like share comms
How to like call it out all weird
But I know I didn't want to he just knew just me saying that knows he knows that I know bro
All skyn had to logically do was not say a word and just yell at me
That's it. He was like yo go pick that and then Gray's dumb ass was like he's over here. I hear him
Wait, it's like bro now Lou knows you're flanking like bro skydon gray like I'm being they deserve to lose right now
Like right they could come back. Yes. Yes, they could come back right now. They deserve to lose grace like he's oh
He's over here. Oh
I hear him. He's over here like dude now. He knows that you know dumb fuck
I think
And then they're making it
Bro y'all are selling bro. You can use shared comms to your
And he's that
Start interesting start interesting start interesting start interesting start
Too oldy for Jane Lou. I think they're just playing a brand of seeds right now. Yeah
It's not gonna flip. You got a ram
Ram ace. I'm pretty sure
what's that?
oh it thinks of when ace like every round that's interesting
what's new cooking?
ram was outside sunrised house
he could just be rotating around
what's new cooking?
what's new cooking?
one's bases
where's the other one?
lordens bases
he's on the bottom
let's get the 90
back bases
he's 90
I
Reply them big window and when he's being safe yeah, I'm bowing out fighting to people
What do you want it's jay versus great
He could you better grab your bed is the single wall
Medi-fitting on the clock jay walking down great
I'll let her down, nigga.
How does he know it hit him?
No, look at that.
I've got the last one there.
No, look at that.
No, no, no, good, bro.
You are not good.
Like, oh my god.
Saibemian Prime.
Saibemian Prime.
Saibemian Prime.
No, I can't.
I can't.
Saibemian Prime.
You are not good, bro.
Like, look how you guys are killing each other.
Oh my god.
You guys aren't good.
OK, yes.
We can Saibai Friday.
Yes, we can Saibai Friday.
All right, good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why are you saying bet, Lou?
You have a point for what the fuck are you talking? I'll just have King carry me. It's okay. You can't do that
Mother fuckers man
I was not excited to play I'm on coastline, but I'm happy I'm getting first-rounded fucking
Right after this fuck off
Yo G is in the jack bro, it's over.
Skite's messed up, it's over.
Imagine this, man.
You're lucky, you're lucky it's this fucking map.
Any other continent blue, I'm fucking your bitch ass up, oh god.
Sure.
Oh god.
I hope you troll, just because he said that shit, I hope you troll.
I'll troll him.
It's not over, bro.
Yeah, no shit, it's not over. I get one fucking kill, we're good, bro. It's so annoying.
It's on sign.
He's recalling in my big window.
Yeah, this is not an ideal for sky view.
Fucking idiot.
That's why I'm here.
Kid mouse is in turnies too.
I'm sure mouse is in turnies.
Whoa, whoa!
Yeah, you got caught.
Okay.
Let's get it out of this run out, my J.
Oh my god, if I had more bullets he's dead.
Fuck down, J.
I'ma know where dude.
You fucking suck.
I take them once.
I take them once.
Fuck it's up.
You got this up.
Nah, wait, wait.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
Let me kill this fucking shitter.
I'ma show you what happens when I actually get a gunfight.
Shit pons where's yeah, fine
Onk is turning up
Skydeck you need I got him. I got him. I got him. He's dead
I got him. He's dead. He's dead. I got him
You're selling you're selling you're selling one three come back. I'm in your head LeBron James
You just had yo and didn't like I thought he was cheerleading
Alright whatever.
Go, go here, go here.
Goyo?
Ooh, I like that!
God!
Get, get, go.
So that might be back, bro.
Skype might be back.
They're fucked now.
Ooh, I wish I got that off you.
This would be crazy if you had such a shit.
Blue, you're lucky.
You're lucky.
I put you to one.
Wait, did Gray top you off?
Bro, you're fucked.
Yes.
Hee hee hee hee.
That's what's happening now, yo.
Skype is not suckin'.
Yo, yo, Jay, why'd you shave your hair off, bro?
Like, what is wrong with you?
Oh shit.
I got a peanut head.
It's harder, bro.
Your head looked good, bro.
Play that shit man. He's sold
No, I see the waves though. All right, Jay, I see the waves. I like that. That was nice way. W ways
Sky, you know, you know skites an interesting character. He's been around see
Come on, Gray! Do your thing!
Go do the thing!
Sky's an interesting character. He's been around for years and years and years, you know.
He has a troubled past with Siege. He used to use the Zim for, like, literally three years continuously.
But he's no longer Zim. He's been controlled for the last, like, year and a half, almost two years.
And, you know, Sky, say what you know about the Sky skill.
This guy brings more passion than anyone I've ever met.
Well, actually no. I have the most passionate... it's not even close.
I have the most passionate in the entire world, and Skype's probably top 5 in my passion.
Skype ran out, Skype ran out on Lou.
Why did Skype run out on Lou?
I was main door, yep, yep.
People are saying Skype plugged in a mouse? Wait, what?
Come on, where's that door going?
You guys are saying Skype plugged in a mouse?
Come on, there's nothing to see here, it's on his drone. Like a little box.
Bro, that looks like control. Make it work, it's on.
Chad, that's literally...
They're about to walk me.
They're about to walk me down on some gangster shit.
I guess i didn't realize you're so bad oh my god
It was my first time getting first picked you dumbass kid.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Fuck this map.
Yo, Jinxie, don't get your fucking slick, bro.
You're putting me on this map.
You're a mean.
You're a mean.
You're a mean.
You're putting barbed wire on the kitchen door, bro.
I don't give a damn.
I don't give a damn.
Put me on any other map.
Why don't you let us do map bands?
So they're on the same map as you!
It's scripted.
It's scripted.
map as you bro yeah look at that bow oh my good bro it's not over bro no top
101 kill I tried you put me in 1vc like four rounds well I've got a gun fight
oh yeah one gunfight and I should have because this map is
I mean we subbed into this exactly that's it bro
incognito bro that's it the squirtle method haha yeah
I'm gonna be honest with you guys
should we ban skype from dirt from the
he gets first rounded every damn time
but I'm not gonna lie that's why they're winning
they spawned
we're the worst people in the world, it's doing us
they're so good, but so bad at the same time
they door walked in
oh my god
there you go, leave the lobby, leave the lobby
get the fuck out of the lobby!
there you go
ladies and gentlemen, I got fucking sold
Dwayne is 3 and 5 dying first
back to back
I'm losing to a 0.9 KD
Oh my god!
Hello, bullshit!
Come on, we can dance.
Come on!
Skite, we can clutch this while we want!
Come on! Come on!
You know you can clutch this.
We're good.
I'm mad, you don't have to do it!
Can we not play? Oh gosh!
Can we not play?
No, no, we good.
We good, little bro.
Why not?
It's somebody's tournament and I find out.
Skite, you're so cool, bro.
what is my team at trolling bro what the fuck
you're trolling you died first yeah because the game is fucking over I tried
rushing yeah no shit over there's trolling my shit
imagine skyclutches this shit imagine skyclutches this shit
plus he's
probably the best and most fun first round it's I've ever had in my life you
put me get dumb and dumber on coastline and they perform
but it's all good because we're gonna win prime on Saturday
it's all good I like that J I like that good W teammate man seven and one of
them go guys I love you guys man and yeah J I'll see you in the semi-finals
Because fuck you. What about me?
Okay for my game, we're just gonna do Xbox party with Mingo because
All the reason why we do that is so y'all can hear so let's go everybody lock in
Where's Mingo at where's Mingo at where's Mingo at?
Okay, our opponents are Masa Mitsu and Jeff sicko
Let's go
Lock the fucking I can't lose bro. Yo, yo, it's it's a jinx. Yeah, right
I literally can't lose
Mingo join up. I have to lock in I have to lock in
Chat after last night, bro. I hope there's just a newfound respect on my name and if not
You guys are gonna see when I win this fucking tournament without stopping motherfuckers
Let's go. Where's mingo? Where's mingo? Where are you at? Mingo?
Yeah, fuck
Come on, baby
So top five on console wait. Yeah. Yeah. What's your top five?
Go something case and me the new
You saw last night's dream, didn't you
Oh my god, I'm dialed mingo. We can't lose this tourney, baby
You know what operators I'm using
I hope they don't ban it. Don't say it. Don't say it. No, it doesn't matter. They can ban whatever they want. I own these punks. Let's go. Let's go. Lock in.
What map are you going to put us on? Um, chat. What map? What map? Chat. Chat. What do you want map? Borra, club, organ, villa. I'm down for whatever. Borra, club, adorable duo.
I mean, bro, this is the this is this is chat. This is the wholesome do well treating
What's your point? Yeah, it doesn't get much older than this. Yeah, like I'm pushing fucking 30
Mingo ease 30 like bro. We're the oldest duo in this fucking shit
Manifesting a 0 and 5. I mean coffee. You're the weirdest kid. I know
Let's do water. Let's do water
We got a big clash against muscle me too. You're right. You're right. He'll abuse that shit
I invited Masa so have him invite yo Masa invite Jeff Masa invite Jeff Masa invite Jeff
Mingo, I know it's not a 5v5
But this would technically my first tournament win without stomping if we were to get through
I'm just saying I know it's not a 5v5, but I'm just saying
You think you think stop and its boy could win even with sport on no, no, no
I think they're gonna get first-rounded really you think sport on controller is gonna be that rough. I
Just I think I've seen him play one time his aim didn't like
like, just he doesn't have that aim.
Like obviously, sports still gonna have the game knowledge,
but bro, like, the team he's playing against is fucking Aiden
and I don't know much about Raid, but like.
Bro, no, Raiden, Aiden are probably the best 2B2B,
besides Toppin, of course.
They're probably the best 2B2ers in here.
Wait, it's actually that bad?
Oh my God.
They're both pretty good at 2B2B.
I fed Toppin to the wolves.
I didn't even know that they were like
a good ass 2B2G.
I know Aiden's pretty good.
Yeah, that's good though, that's good though.
We need to win.
when you went fuck-stopping.
Ha ha ha, let's go, fuck-stopping, come on.
All right, you mind me?
Yes, I believe so.
My invites are bugged up.
Could you have Masa invite you?
Yeah.
Cause it like doesn't even let me invite you, big homie.
Bitch, I'm a big gangsta.
Mingo, I'm fucking dialed, bro.
Bro, Mingo, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Last night after, this is like a AA meeting
two alcoholics said T black two thousand and two with the cheer
once up in two consecutive months. Me and Mingo are alcoholics
bro. We indulge once a week bro or six times. Yeah. We
indulge bro. It's not like a big fucking deal. Um but bro
I'm sober right now. Mingo you're sober too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I'm out of this kid's dream up bro bro please don't. Fine.
I'm fine. Bro the way you just said bro you can't be drunk
right now mingo we are not i'm not i'm not drunk wait what is richie's title oh
hell no hold on oh i can't wait to pack him up oh my god they're all over there
i hate him she's on a r-60 behind you behind you behind you right there now
i'm just shawing i'm just shawing holy shit you got reaction time my grandma
You've got the reaction of my fucking grandmother.
Bro, what is... Richie's not winning this tournament, bro. He's not locked.
Um, okay, what was I gonna say? What was I gonna say?
Um, oh yeah, yeah. Is Mingo hammered? Yes or no?
If Mingo's hammered, we lost. I ain't gonna lie.
If Mingo's hammered, we lost.
Oh, he doesn't... I don't see any alcohol there.
He's sober.
He passed it. Is he high?
Mingo sober, bro. Whoa, whoa. Yeah, no, he's sober. Wait, someone in his chat said he's lit.
Mingo, why did someone- Mingo, why did someone in your chat just say he's lit?
Bro, because they're trolling, bro. You're not- Mingo, like, don't fuck with me,
bro. I've been waiting- I'm not drunk. Look, it's all week. You're not drunk.
I'm not drunk. Okay, bad man, I'm not drunk.
Because, bro, I'm sober, bro. Like, we can't lose.
Oh, so if you're sober, I have to be sober? Bro, yeah, bro, fuck yeah!
Ah
You realize wait, I just invited you do you get that?
Bro, do you realize mingo all I hear day in and day out is can't go without something can't go without mingo
Tonight is a night where I can prove some motherfuckers wrong, bro
And if you're sloshed if you see three monitors, we're gonna lose bro
Well, I have three monitors
Okay, I'll flex her out mingo we get it row you clear 86,000 a month we get it
Like you don't have to let everybody know about it. You clear that in one day. Okay, relax
He's sober troll face. I mean this is horrible. Oh, you're chat like it's coming to my
You drink 13 beers a day so I brought it coffee if I drink 13 beers a day what I have a physique like this
If I drink 13 beers a day what I have a physique like this
No, I was drunk. I would tell you okay. Let's go Mingo. I invited you to get it
Let me see
If not have King Maas I invite you actually no fuck Maas I'm the king of this game
Mingo we broke I'm number four on console bro. I'm number four on console and make over to be honest, bro
I love you. I'm coming for number three. I'm coming for number three. I'm coming for number three, bro
That's fine.
Oh my god he's in the lobby let's go.
Mingo let's go let's go let's go let's go.
Come on!
It's on board.
Mingo wait.
You gotta ban Monty.
He's in the lobby.
He's in the lobby.
He's in the lobby.
We ban Monty Clash because if we don't ban Monty Clash Monty Clash.
Yeah he's probably going to play near Timmy Cranes but whatever.
Okay Monty Clash.
Yo I want you to listen to me though.
If these plumbers banned Okabe, I'll tell you what defender we're gonna ban. If they banned Okabe
Let me know
Let's see. Let's see. Let's see
No, Jeff me and Mingor lock we were like texting off screen three hours ago like we're trying to win this shit. Okay. Okay. Yeah, that's fine
That's fine. All right. Mmm. They're gonna ban
They're probably gonna ban vigil
They better not we'll see
As long as we're just like coordinated bro, like we're fine
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, that's why you're a good teammate cuz Brian know you're always gonna be fucking alive
It's not like I'm playing with Lou where every second is an anxiety attack
Yeah, I'm just waiting to see the kill feed where it pops up and it says lose dead
Bro, it's 2v2's remember cuz like with 2v2's bro like more aggro shit works cuz like the whole maps open
You know you don't have to like drone every square inch of them out, but it's still good
I think go yo's a good pick so they can't just rush side. Yeah. Yeah. Just be very vigilant of twitches, bro
I'm gonna barb top. I'm gonna barb top
Bro, by the way, if we win this
Let's go faster, Bob.
Faster, Jack.
Here we go.
I have to get through the faster first.
I ain't going to lie.
One gun's ready.
I'm getting ready!
Come on!
Come on.
I'm winning without stopping.
Tonight!
I got a drone!
I got a drone!
I got a drone!
Remember, drones are important.
Always, always go for drones.
I'm going to get Agro Eastside and get another drone
and then go back.
I don't see a drone East.
I don't.
Five seconds left.
I'm for it.
I'm located at Bob.
See what I got.
These kids are dead, by the way.
You know you know both these motherfuckers. Ace. I don't know who the other one is that.
Can you go for a Minko? Old Daemons, he might be Daemons.
Ace is on the breach Minko. I can handle him. Other ones in breach.
Do you want me to smoke off the breach?
Can you show me? Shot it? 90, 90, 90.
I gotta pick up the smoke control. He's right here on my 9.
Smoking A-Bot? You know what I mean? I think...
You're spot, stay alive Ryan. Oh you're so good.
Bro, but mingo
Drunk you have the reaction time of a flying squirrel with Goyo no one's telling you bro. No one's telling you may go on
Swing everyone. I want you swimming stomping in finals tonight motherfucker. Let's go
Let's go. Oh, I like that thing. I like that's what we do me go
The first day he was trying to walk. I know
No, no, he looked at me. He looked at me at the end of the day. I just position myself better than him
I reacted faster than him and I probably have a bigger dick than him like I'm sure Jeff has a nice bit
But like you're grown bro. I just take that guy cuz whatever he probably has 5.5 out of 5.7
Right and I win those numbers bigger penis better composure. He probably has a nice bit
I'm sure Jeff does but I didn't date my dick system a little bit nicer
I'm gonna take Warden Warden is that a zombie or a bowser?
It's a zombie. It's a zombie. Okay. So what is on me?
Do I bring it a's or do we just frag out? I think we frag out. It's you said it's a what it just completely frag out completely
frag out whatever done you
Wait, I think I think I'm gonna get the 90 walk. I'm gonna get the 90 walk. I like that do all come on
Just make sure they're both in sight and then we push
Masa meets is gonna have some weird angles
These 12 I thought Jeff was 30. Isn't Jeff 30? Jeff's like 19. He's good. He's good
I'm not dirty bro, Jeff's dirty.
Fair thing bro, I'ma do my thing.
Bad, not that you gotta play to me, though.
Alright, cool.
I'm just gonna run, um, touch my-
Can you just see if they're both in sight?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Also, like, if you call, just let me know, okay?
Bad.
Alright, so...
Zombie's in sight, I just didn't know Fordon.
That's all
Yeah, what in this the both side the both side the both side the both side
Bonnie didn't know
Hey listen no one's off
Yeah, you're good. You're good. What lesson one's archive. I think I might go get the long angle
I might I'm gonna go get the long angle. Stay alive. Stay alive. Stay alive
Bro, I'm gonna doga be called walk
I'm doing off the explosions
Setting up a sequential breach.
Burning it?
Pretty sure it's good.
Alright, we gotta get active here.
No, no, no, not yet.
Not yet.
Alright, let's get active now.
I'm going to be calling.
13 calls.
Bounds clear.
One's deep arc eyes.
One's deep arc eyes.
Wait, he's deep arc eyes.
Okay.
Hold on, hold on.
Deep arc?
I'm gonna flash over.
I'm gonna flash it.
Flash over.
Flash?
Hey, wallbang me.
The other ones, Evelyn's starting up.
Evelyn's starting up.
Oh, they're gonna heal.
Oh, shit.
Oh, they're gonna heal.
Oh, shit.
No, you're good, you're good.
Yeah, they're so locked in.
We gotta get that.
Okay, so...
Okay, what we should have done there was we should have shot up in the door
and then I flashed out a zombie and then we could, like, hold the tension.
That's me.
I spent too much time on that breach.
Bro, fucking warden smart.
You go back and go back and warden smart.
They have a good-ass shield spot, too.
They have a good-ass shield spot.
They played that good as fuck.
I'm not gonna lie.
We're good, though, bro.
I'm not a good-ass...
All right, what do you want to do?
Do you want to roam?
Bunker?
Let me know.
Bunker, bonker, bonker, because I'm going to, yo, all I want you to do is like full sprint up, get the hatch.
I'm going to quad reinforce those bathroom walls, and I'm going to have like two sets of barbed wire on the hallway.
I'm going to make a rotation and shit.
The only like weakness to this is if they take workshop and then ace bathroom, but if they do that, we can just get like, I mean, we can always just talk on the bathroom.
It's not a big deal, but I'm going to, I'm going to like set up over there.
We're good.
Bro, that's all you're going to get.
Yeah, we got to take care of quicker.
That kid's back stuck there and fucking the back. We just gotta take advantage of that but that's what they're gonna do
You tell me use this
They're gonna do that every time
I got both that's like what do you want to do that?
I'm just gonna like force them to jump in.
Grab us.
I'm not gonna drop.
I'm gonna.
Are you trying to bomb her?
So if you hear Barb into this window, if you hear them jump, it's the other way.
Yeah.
I'm just bonkers.
Okay, we're gonna.
Flipping.
I'll have people...
Do you have impacts?
Ace?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Impacting the aces.
Okay.
Ace is going into the bottom medallion.
Yeah, shot down by the medallion.
You're running by the medallion?
I don't know who the other one is.
He was Deimos.
I'm just flipping.
I shot one of the drones.
How many does the guy left?
Three.
They're both joining
Enter entering entering workshop
Yeah, it's like you do your own thing and I just I impact your
I got it now. Now we're not yeah, I think we'll get the workshop or your bottom
Yeah, yeah on it on it right here. I don't know if you can shoot it. I got it. I got a kid this impactor
Don't impact like one how many girls like I was upstairs ones upstairs making birds sure yeah
It's not no mad it's hard reaches that's a famous
Yeah, yeah, he's he's our crimes. He's our crimes
They're gonna fuck me inside
I sold you. I have a blue lobby. Can you get a lobby's good?
Turn right here. I can call everything
Okay, one's in bad. No, no one's bathroom breach. He's about a walk in bathroom probably they're both
So do you want to walk in bathroom breach?
In your hallway in your hallway in B site in B site the other kids not even in yet. He probably has to fuse or two
You're good
They're gonna keep using demo
Probably new yeah, I'm gonna do that not to say oh they were both inside
Just me you counter game. Oh, bro. These kids bad. Yeah. Yeah, that's actually like the next level passion. Okay
All right, we're good. If you want if you want to keep going the book. That's fine. I'll counter I'll counter their ability after a week
I might go like Ram for the I don't know we what you know what you did was good
You flanked good
You just had to do it earlier because when he was demo tracking me they didn't know where you were
Yeah, I should have flanked bro. I thought he like heard me
I don't know I trolled because I should have known I was gonna get Deimos, but I should have just took a gun fight
He was like full-on baiting though, bro
I think they're gonna keep doing that. They're gonna keep Deimos tracking me first to see where I'm at
It's smart bro, I'm not gonna lie
Yep
I think I heard a Goyote shotgun, I'm not even trolling me.
Cade then, maybe Cade.
I think it was Cade, though.
Let me see.
If it's Masha Misha, it's probably Cade.
Yeah.
Tell you, they're just going to keep playing utility.
Who found the other one? Find the other one off as you can.
You said it was working, huh?
No, no, it's Cade. It's Cade. It was Cade. It was the Cade I found.
It's right there in Doc, Doc.
Okay.
I think you go, at least when I go floor, at least.
Oh
If I were you
I got one key
I got it, I got it
Now one of them might try to flank
I'm not in the line
Oh yeah he does it
They're both inside right now
I have a 90 cam, let me get this flint whenever we want
I'm going to make vert without with trying
I have a 90 cam
And I'm a bathroom cam
One's on my yellow plane
One's in customs, he can perk up metal
Okay, okay, okay
Which one? The costumes or the guy's sight? Yeah, I'm about to go down battle.
Romanigo, I think we just love the guy's sight.
Yeah, yeah, he's on this, he has a rotating passport, is this called passport?
I'm trying to bake the other one out.
Yo, get on my bathroom drum and WCM.
Your bathroom cam is gone.
My job.
Yeah, the other one's in customs.
My job.
You're gonna work stuff. The custom guy's gonna work stuff, I'm pretty sure.
I sell all this metal cam.
Yo, you still work stuff?
I tagged the fuck out of workshop.
What do you want to do?
One's on my rotate. Can you drive side for me?
40 seconds.
I think one's right here, my job. Pretty sure.
He's on the window, he's on the window. He's the only one inside.
He's backed by B now. Drop, drop, drop.
One year old way, one year old way.
Black, black, black.
A bomb, a bomb, a bomb.
A bomb.
A bomb, Ryan.
Good job.
In.
Come on!
I'm the king!
Bitch!
Mingo, I love you.
We're so coordinated, bro.
We did that.
We did that.
Good, come on.
Let's go!
What I'm talking about, baby.
As soon as we got the hatch, he had to room.
All right, we have to win a view.
Oh my god, I love you.
Let's go.
OK, OK.
That was you, that was all you.
We went up top, yeah?
I'm gonna just go mute.
I'm gonna just go mute.
Yo, I think you unless you love Goyle's gun. I want you just kill I could play anything back play anything
Chalk frost maybe bro. Maybe I mean Goyo is kind of good. Wait, what do they keep doing? What do they keep doing?
They keep going ace and then what else?
Yeah, I think the counter the
The counter the ace if you can't go all open right to to
And you so that you still in use play utility. I just got back bro. I'm sorry like my Mike glitch problem
Now you're good. Let's play utility. Let's play. I'm gonna like give us good
Yeah, give me one in
I think radio in 90
Yeah, that's what I was gonna do in radio, but try talk radio
I
Haven't got your back, I'll probably play on this wall
They didn't turn up I think we're good now they just gotta play frag
That's one camera and 90
One one one poppy
Or is that was that that's our character? It's not the archive store
Game most an ace I'm pretty sure
That's my captain can you watch that or is that
I
Probably can't get my wall. They have to walk me down
One swung my double or once my radio another one was on my wall
You're good
Look, then there's no cans. They have to walk you down. I think you I think you crossed that head oh
Yeah
I should I should have realized they were both on me.
Bro, I should have just made more play there.
I'm trolling, bro.
We're fine.
That's on me.
Was 90 still barricaded like the top metal door?
No, no.
That was the thing that was giving me fucking anxiety, bro.
There you go.
Okay.
That round's on me.
The big thing we got to do, like, because bro, they're going to be armory probably
with warden and then a dock, yeah?
I think I just go ace, bro, and I just get that fucking wall.
I don't think we're going to lose if I just ace the wall because...
Let's see what they...
They're going to bring the same shit.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, I'll go floor as you go ace. Yeah, I want you fracking. Yeah
You see how many insomnias they have
Yeah, that's me. If I play more passive there they have to
Same thing same
Yes, I don't want to fuck it up, but if they don't have anything facing me wall
Everything they do is
No, it's it's warden is on me, okay warden is on me. That's kind of beautiful
But I mean they're gonna have foodles and shit, bro. What I think we do is we get like that
And then we get just like kind of on and off pressure metal you'll offer it shoot down archives doors for absolute like
I'm gonna shoot the copies camera.
Archive shot down.
Coming to you.
You ever like just enter the building, just make sure they're both in size and fly.
Alright, did you say you wanna do, you just wanna do like a radio? Is that what you said?
I'm gonna have to do a radio.
I'm gonna get main wall.
Let's just like stop playing it my ear.
I got a ball.
Cause if you get that shiobro, radio's really good. I'm not gonna lie.
It's fine, I got main wall but I'm gonna talk. I'm just gonna die if you see off the explosion.
Shot my 90s down.
yeah my last rune can you sacrifice what are you're doing okay so he shot the
door down and then shot my can okay he's wrong he's got it
okay it's his army he just went into the process we're gonna do you can you
get the shield let's get radio the archive shield or the army shield yeah
I got it you were that zombie that you're good
Where's that other guy
Oh, we needed that we needed that we needed that bro
I think we go armory again. I think we just saw I think I saw what happened. Oh, yeah, no, I over swung on God
That's my father over swung
Bro, what do they couldn't get a wall? What do you think we do here? Just do you want to chalk?
I want to I want to play aggressive
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, bro
I'm gonna do you chambers just for the day most anyways
But bro put your fucking boyos like Easter whatever or like maybe lesion or some shit
I'm gonna put them in site and then we roam and we broke this team relies on drones
Bro if we fuck up their own economy they're fucked bro. They're literally fucked. I believe you'll get aggro top
I'll get aggro like CC
I'm gonna be a force they won't only want me to force it and just get radio for they just enter top piece and break them every time
We're good, baby
That's one cam
The other cams would be like where they're answering
Give me copies of break room the other drone
I was lost to me too
I'm gonna just slink ease girl
I'll get out there for you. Just hop on the east wing and I'll flank you when I have to leave off the cam
Oh, if you demo shots me, I just have to force print the site
I want to get out of here, bro. Come on
Back
These ones are fucking on the roof right there.
They're not even pushing my briefcase, they're just ghosting it.
They're going up to you.
I want to put a C4.
I'm just lobbing them.
Where is he?
He's just outside armory.
I'm not talking to you.
Or fucking breaking, sorry.
I said side of C4, but I'm...
C4 below the A bomb.
I don't think it'd be there.
I have a free C4 right here.
I think they're going to Daemon track me again.
Standing on a mute.
Walk into my breach, into my breach, into my breach.
I'm going to send a sack.
Reach, reach, reach, reach, reach.
He's in on me.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, one more one more. I'm winning without something come on come on come on
Bro, what's working is ace and then you on a gun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not this hits the method
You just run a counteroff to whatever the fuck they bring they're probably gonna go army
But they're gonna switch it up. They might chalk the asami or chalk the seal
We just gotta I think you kill your drone and I'll just keep mine outside armory
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Thanks. Yeah, happy birthday. Thank you, baby. Thank you, baby. Come on
27
No, bro 23 bro
MJ I went live and everybody was like happy 30th birthday
One more so I mean you were taking 23 shots tomorrow
I mean I think same thing
New new new new new set new set. Oh god, so I can't floor is so I can't floor is I can switch everything
But what are we gonna do about four as though?
Oh, do you want me like I think we just do main wall with like
Nades, maybe
Thanks for what?
the new chamber
How are you gonna switch it though
Yo, let's go over to the store.
Mingo, we're gonna win this game right now.
He's gonna run out, we need to bait.
We need to bait, we need to run out.
Can you get to me?
I'll wait for you.
Ryan, Ryan, can you hear me?
Oh my god, there's no way you can see it.
There's no way you can see it.
There's no way you can see it.
We had a free kill.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Oh my god, you're back, yes.
What do you want to do?
Get on this cam, I want to walk inside.
Get on that cam.
Get on that cam, I want to walk inside.
Get on that cam.
Get on that cam.
Get on that cam.
Get on that cam.
It's a J guns can bro. I want to walk inside. Do you think it's free? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Let's do it
Let's do it. If that is not only not looking where's the other guy the other guy was just
My life we have 40 seconds to that party shipper. Let me know the walk-in
I need you to ace the wall so they don't hear me walk
No, no, he's looking at me how did he know
You're going again
Yeah, I mean goes the go but we've known that all right chat so
Jay and Lou are gonna first take see a mingo now. We're at the bottom half
Next up we got Vic and center verse Richie and Iowa bro. Let's just do Xbox party. I hate the fucking
bro I actually cannot stand discord let's do Xbox party I'm gonna get I'm gonna
get all them in here yo Gigi's out DC all right next up is Kelbridge yes at an
Xbox party Richie and I will verse Vic and center this could be interesting
bro this could be really really really really really fucking interesting I
honestly don't know who has a better team and I don't see center as like a
a 2v2 type of player but maybe he is?
This is gonna be interesting though, bro.
I'm inviting Vic, I'm inviting Richie,
I'm inviting Center, I'm inviting Iowa.
Richie Mods banned me for telling him Junko owns him.
Also, by the way, I wanted to talk about this.
Last night you guys got mad at Richie for not going bald.
Bro, I literally told Richie he doesn't have to go bald.
He's good, bro, it doesn't matter.
I would understand if y'all were in the wager with him bro. I was in the wagers
So that's all that matters, bro
If I'm cool with it y'all should be cool with it too Richie does not have to go bald leave him alone, bro
I literally told him right after the game like bro. You don't have to go bald. I just want you to know
Vic baby
What's good? What's good? Are you fucking dialed?
I'm not a lot Rick. Come on. Come on his center is center able to join Xbox party or do we got to do court?
Oh, yeah, you can go beautiful beautiful. I'm gonna get Richie and I
I will normally touch off like a fucking phone so it might sound stuff, but at least you know, he's not
Yeah
world's most prolific stream sniper, Iowa and
The man from New York Richie on Twitch. Come on, bro Richie
and Iowa the duo yeah let's go it's good so where's your dad where's your dad
where's he at we're not doing same party by the way he can't do party chat that's
what can y'all do same um yeah come on can y'all run can I just can we just do
no-coms yeah you know you could do to yo what's good you could I feel like
This will work. You could just pull up like my stream one run or victory one round
You know what I was gonna do I was gonna so I was gonna make some more sense to like whoever was like getting shit on and shit
I think that's a good idea. Yeah, I think that would be
Yeah, you already
So we could play game show
That was fun.
That's a good idea.
Why's my whole chat spamming Junko as your father?
Well, I mean, I didn't tell anybody.
I did not tell nobody.
You didn't say that?
On dogs.
On God, I didn't say that.
They were just in last night's dream.
Oh, hell no.
They were just in last night's dream, twin.
I got it on this day.
I mean, what can I say, bro?
You owned me last night.
I'm looking for real.
Honestly, bro, there's nothing.
See, there's certain L's you just have to take up the ass.
And I took that one on my ass.
Very hard.
Full move, too.
Like 16 to 8, bro.
I put the like like then yeah, like then skin tight then tie lubricated. Yeah, like
Would be closer cuz that's like you're stomping that's border, you know, that's I was shocked
I'm gonna be honest with you. I was shocked like I didn't want to play Jinx see the derp video drop no fucking way
The guy that grabbed me at twitchcon
Bro, I don't have time to watch it because it would hold up the whole tournament, but I might watch it
Let me see
I got that grab me at twitch con no way
What's your name Fred buyer or something oh, yeah, here it is trolling famous dreamers well, I'm not famous, but yeah, bro, um
Okay, when this guy grabbed me I was told like hey you could press charges if you want I was like no I respect this kid's hustle
They were like yo, they were like yo do you want to press charges? I'm like no like I respect this kid's hustle
What should we do for dinner chicken pizza? It's 11 minutes. So let's see what is this guy doing?
I'm coming to you, bro
God damn it.
Okay, ready?
All right.
Yo, what's up guys?
Bro, no way he got kicked out.
You know, today I'm gonna be saying what's up chat
because as you can see, we are a streamer today.
Yes, yes, yes.
How many views we got?
We got a, wow, yo, we just broke speeds of record
for over a million live viewers.
That's what we're talking about.
Baby, let's go.
You know, so today,
Ashramarck's a very memorable moment.
Oh, you're here for stuff?
Thank you so much.
Okay, but as I was saying though,
so I've been on YouTube on like a real level
for about two years now.
I love it.
I'm sorry brain rot ADHD ADHD ADHD brain rot brain rot brain rot brain rot here we go
I mean I knew off rip this guy was a fucking troll. He said his name was derf
Bro if now I'm sure there's I'm sorry if one of y'all's name is derf. I'm actually sorry
Yeah I did and I saw your tall guy. I'm telling you if you want this smoke rainbow
on the top 20 champ. Top 20? Wait you're top 20. And you're here?
Can I say I can't hear the challenge you. Okay so if I won't be one either will you
shit on me? I will complete shit on you. So are you top 20 on console or PC?
Console. Okay let's do it. You don't believe it. Yeah let me see. I have
like the joysticks. You guys got a picture? Yeah I don't think you're top 20.
I'm like a top five so before I go bro, I got no one's like saying like you know like you can like find your badge
Yeah, you saw my breasts
Yeah, like right here. I knew it was a youtuber
Now I want to see the part where he gets kicked out cuz I did not see this
Where did he get kicked out at?
Bro, this was insane hold on
What do we think what are we picking
Please, please, please, please.
What rank are you?
Right now, Emerald.
Okay, only controller players.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
This guy, I mean, yeah, but honestly, what rank are you?
Gold two.
Are you controller?
Yes, sir.
What console?
Xbox.
One.
Let's do it.
Oh yeah, let's do it.
That guy's the most dedicated.
Oh, bro.
Okay, first off.
Okay, now where's the part where he like, gropes me?
Bro, and y'all are gonna say I'm kidding, I shit you.
He didn't mean to, his hand entered my pee.
Like it, it fondled my balls.
I'm not, cause he was reaching my controller
and he did it so aggressively, I felt his hand on my nuts.
It's the most violent I ever felt.
The wall to your left shoe, hey!
Ugh!
Wait, no, no, no, this isn't the part.
Okay, okay, okay, chat literally one minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, oh no!
So, right here,
Um, it's like, brand new testicles.
All for real?
Alright, here my pro.
Alright, let's go.
I mean, I swung the wind as far as I wanted.
Yeah, scripted, bro. All that was scripted.
What the fuck is my security, man?
What the fuck?
Oh, no.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, wow!
No!
What are you gonna do?
We're quitting.
Yeah, scripted, bro.
Oh, that was scripted.
He grabbed my nuts.
What the fuck are you doing?
Shit.
Bro!
It's like, is it a clip?
I think it did just shit, bro.
So what point do I sneak back into the crowd?
All right, here we go.
I bet.
Ah!
You guys understand, though?
Sneak back in!
Aren't you?
This is no more security ever!
What point do I sneak back into the crowd?
Are you kidding me?
So what point do I sneak back into the crowd?
All right, let's see them.
I bet.
WHAAAA!
I bet I won the win.
Did you really want to win?
I mean, I could have looked like it.
Not really.
All I got to say is, who can say that B. Jinx hit a 1v1?
I B. Jinx is a Baron Square!
You waaas!
I think he knows that you're like, you do that.
I win at Rambo?
I end if you personally.
I'll make an impression with Tom and his mother.
What?
WAAAAA!
I'm the least bit positive we had.
What?
Wait, what did he say at the end?
I think he knows that you're like, you do that.
I win at Rambo?
I'm not gonna lie, he did um worst security in America. I'm not gonna lie. That's the worst security
bro, what?
He tapped him up
Honestly fucking W. Durf, bro. He grabbed my he didn't mean to grab my nuts
He did because the controller because bro. I hold my controller down here and it got aggressive quickly
He didn't mean to but like his thumb slid on my nuts and that's fine, okay wait hold on
Don't take this out of time. I'm cool with that. I don't swing that way, but I couldn't dolch
It's not a big deal. I don't care somebody grabs my nuts whatever
The problem the issue at stake is when security is
Dapping him up bro
And then he's like when can I sneak back in all right bad? Are you kidding me?
Mob the security, mob security.
Honestly, double your girth, bro.
I respect his grind.
Bro, people, I'm not kidding you.
I finished the stream like two hours later.
People are like, do you wanna press charges?
You can press charges against this guy.
I'm like, dude, no.
Like I respect the fucking hustle, whatever.
I don't care.
Let that guy ball out.
Diddy, you were diddy.
Bro, why is everything diddy with you guys?
Okay, let me invite these guys now.
mingo's drinking say you swear to God my teammate's drunk say you swear to God
my teammate's drunk mingo don't you dare don't you dare mingo
yeah but like that's not like that we're okay he's like he'll run like
Game us and blitz
Stopping Twitter strategizing that's a lot of aura bro spoit making a controller debut with the best player in the world on his team
That's interesting
Okay, so it's a 2v2 who are the teams? It's Richie Iowa Vic Center so we could do central
Because they're all gonna be Richie's gonna complain about the server like always
check on sketch is sketch okay what happened to sketch check on sketch I'm
invited now I'm invited him now bro I can't believe we made it to semi's I'm
honestly happy with semi's bro yeah he's high I can always tell when he's high
okay sketch you know what to call that position what did I say no I'm done
He's high bro. I know he's high. I could just tell okay. He's such a idiot. All right. All right
Let me um, let me start shooting invites out. I like wasted eight minutes right there. I
Just the security was the craziest part. I yo that is the first time I saw that that's fucking insane
Richie got invited
Richie got invited. I was don't need to invite him because he can make it about him. They got a bite thick right now
Bro, vacant center is like a sleeper duo. I'm not even gonna lie. I'm gonna see, they're gonna join up now.
Tell them I invited it!
Jinxie underscore streaming just said, I bet that ass hurts. I bet Jinxie slipped in it. What?
I love sketch.
All right, ooh, by the way, this is an idea.
So I asked Bogo for permission.
Okay, this was an idea.
I think I thought this like two days ago.
So you know how like Mingo, Kacen and Stompin
need to be on separate teams?
I asked Bogo if Mingo, Kacen, Stompin and me
could be on the same team for a special occasion.
Not this Sunday, because it's Roter Prime.
Next Sunday, could you imagine if we did
a Roter Sunday with Sketch on the team?
It'd be me, sketch, Mingo, Stompin, and Kasin.
Bro, that team would be balanced as fuck.
Fake reaction.
I mean, you guys are just the idiot.
You're an idiot.
I don't know what else to say.
You're an idiot.
Okay, we're ready to get map three underway.
Map three of the day, Richie and Iowa
versus Vic Vans in the center.
Without further ado, let's get this shit going.
We're gonna do it on Night Haven Labs.
Vic Bantz, Senor, Iowa, Richie, I already have sketchy, said he's down, like not this
Sunday because it's Golden Prime, but next Sunday it's got steady down, okay, back into
it, back into it, back into it, back into it, back into it, Richie, Iowa, let's see,
is Richie locked?
Yeah, yeah, what's good, what's good, give me a lucky song, give me a lucky song
right now.
switch lines and he's gonna demonetize my video
god damn it bitch I
bro he's gonna demonetize the video bro
and y'all are gonna say money hungry bro it's a YouTube video
now the video will probably get demonetized actually no he didn't start playing it
um okay
Richie banning Blitz bro
Richie in Iowa versus Stompin and Spoyt and Semmys would feed I just don't see it happening
yo this is a direct message to Stompin and Spoyt
if y'all are watching.
Spoit, I have never seen you on controller before.
You need to lock in, Spoit.
Spoit, what you're about to undergo
is nothing like Pro League.
This is different.
Spoit, on console, we don't think we just go.
And, Spoit, you're gonna have the worst aim
in every lobby you're in on controller.
The thing is though, Spoit,
you have Pro League game knowledge
and Pro League game sense.
Listen to King's stomping
and y'all could make it to semis.
If Spoyd himself had made it to semis, bro,
like that's a fucking achievement
because Spoyd's never played a controller tournament.
Bro, do you know how hard controller tournaments are
if you don't play controller?
He does have King on his team though.
Richie, a little bitch.
No, he's not, bro.
Richie's not a bitch, bro.
Guys, y'all are mad about the ball thing.
I said he's good, isn't he?
Go ball, that's it, bro.
Y'all weren't the one who waited for him!
Damn!
Okay center on the leash or no center on the castle Vic on the lesion
I must be with the stradding this round Vic bro. Vic is a very good player center is a very good player
Y'all know Vic, bro. I played tournaments with it before Vic's a very good player very passionate, so
I like it again or fucking this game I'm not the switcher
He's got a Valkyrie in the headlock. What is the setup for this thing?
He has a fucking power outage.
Do I go re-enforce like the upstairs like freezer hatch?
Yeah.
If it's not a off-off, like that camera's catching him off guard.
That camera, yo, I'm gonna check POVs every time someone loses a round.
Why isn't Splinter stoppin' streaming?
I'm sure they're gonna stream when their game starts.
Their game's next.
Sketch will have a higher KD than you in a tournament. No the fuck you won't
Sketch will have like a point one KD
Jimmy Jim
Wait, Richie and I were already bottom-aid lobby
Damn Richie and I were kind of stacked up over here interesting
What the fuck is Richie shooting at? Let's go to Richie's BLV
Bro, what is Richie shooting at he just shot a castle
Bro chat after last night's won't be one against Ritchie my ego went up so much. All right. Let's see what Ritchie does here
Okay, so
Okay, once he's on the bar he's on the wall. He's on the wall. He's in
soda machines
So they know they're both in strike now, this is good from Iowa
They know that they're both inside. I'm gonna open this castle
I can walk in all right, but I'm gonna go right now
Richie's locked nobody's right side calf richie lock both cat both kitchen both kitchen
Wait, can I break this castle these guys are like, oh, yeah, I will I'm beyond what I was
Only when he's on Richie's team though not on my team. He's only the gold on
No, he's vending by the way to Richie died. I was in a 1v2. I
I could call the store. He's on the store. I'm gonna get caught off in Richie. Good call off in Richie!
Nice. Iowa, Iowa.
He's one HP up. I called the door again.
I was one HP. Oh my god.
Oh, this kid had like a PC angle to see my feet.
He's already doing PC shreds. Yeah, this fucking center kid won't
pee. I went to go break the castle in my Fika shop.
He had a lesion mind, bro. Nah.
Yeah.
Wait, I need to pause timer.
Bro, he hit a lesion mine.
Are you trolling me, bro?
Oh, God, that's funny.
I played this, uh...
It's a Friday Warrior, bro.
Bro, I love Richie, Richie Friday Warrior.
Yo, can he pause?
He's not gonna pause, bro.
Richie, shut the fuck up, bro!
Why are they always on my dick?
He's not gonna pause.
Bro, I'm gonna pause!
Shut up, damn!
When's the Jinxie prank video?
Already reacted to it two hours ago.
go you fucking idiot already did it bro like eight times you're laughing but you
haven't won it on you're laughing but you haven't won in four months wrong I beat
Richie last night 16 day were you not there yeah almost about a time that
video Richie come on bro I think it's three seconds that it monetize the
video lucky bro if you're lucky if you are what bro lucky please do not do
monetize my shit bro it was there for a second I was literally there for a
second bro react again I'm not reacting again dude crash out incoming
turnies idiot okay I won a month I want to go coffee
All right centers back in let's go centers back in let's go let's go let's go centers back in let's go
Please don't demonetize it please don't demonetize it
I'm gonna kick your bum please don't demonetize it
Just edit it out. I know
You're right. You're right. You're right. All right
Next round one only rich you make it first round
I think we reinforce
Demonetize said shale man, are you serious bro? What the hell?
Thank you for the prime sub Ricky mill my brother to month to support
Mav thank you for the prime sub Mav my fucking brother
Accent I've ever heard listen to this kids are six accent. It's actually insane. They didn't spawn garden side
One just run from Aqua
Great crazy R6 actually
This is dude after this is stop it at the point
Jinx likes it in the box. I'm gifted. Yeah, what is your name, dude?
I have a nitro to I'm gonna go back at Aqua
Why this is so late, they're gonna double team me probably it then my breach and they're gonna jump at the same time
Which you should come back to knock on this
Row why?
Cuz if they double T my boy, you're gonna lose you have a ying
No, bro
No
Let's you I thought I injured him
Wait, does he not want this shit bad enough no, I was I was watching I I was watching like I was jiggling from
IT and electrical I didn't have shit is a three-speed
Yeah, we can't he doesn't want this shit bad enough bro. You can see it in his eyes
I mean it gives his brother water glasses during this probably games
He doesn't have the passion chat
By 18
I think I got it in garage
Bro, what is up with Richie's passion a little key. I could throw one ace it
One ace garage and then one ace aqua and I don't know you could go garage
I could go aqua or something like bro look at my passion. Just look at that. No, it's not chow aqua
check your my passion bro this is like real passion y'all see that that's
passion like this is a motherfucker who doesn't care I'm just a bro like Richie
where's the passion bro everything open so you're gonna get first-rounded by
Vic it's a Friday warrior era I don't know it's muted walls muted bro Vic
Center are gonna be a good ass. They're trying so hard
Don't aqua
Alright aqua's castles
Yeah, yeah, can you can you draw my garage?
Want to break this castle should we break up?
God that's when we're terrible that was a terrible
not coordinated bro Iowa and Richie are not coordinated
oh my god yo this is bad
sit on my cam sit on my cam
he has no nitro
there's the other one
maybe IT?
you just heard of IT you're not like a
you're not a siege god so you didn't hear it
he was IT
you gotta jump in and swing the guy off IT
let me just plant it yeah
You rotated it from you I see
It's one they're gonna play contact I would swing biller not gonna swing off about that. Oh, this is bad
Could have stuck it to a while no composure. He could have stuck it. No fucking come rich
You don't want this shit bad enough
He could have stuck that shit to
Close on your door
deep left
I can't do nothing this thing that perfectly bro
Just got this wrong neither we need this defense mingo drinking say you swear mingo don't you dare do this to me?
Mingo tonight's my night, please
Mingo tonight's my night
What is that in his hand?
Yeah
Bro, there's nothing real. Yes
Bro, there's no beer
Now they're trolling there's no beer, bro
There's no damn beer
Oh, oh, that's silly. Yeah, well Richard
Whoa, it was in the background, bro. He's not drink bro shut up
up. Mingo, if you're watching this, you better not touch up to your motherfucker. I can't lose
tonight, Ryan, not tonight. Alright, come on. I'm winning without stopping. I'm back,
I'm back. Yo, Jamesy Loyles, calculate my KD tonight. Jamesy Loyles, calculate my KD
tonight. Jamesy Loyles, calculate my KD tonight, please. It's a new era, bro, and
It's a new era but she has to play more aggro in 2v2. He plays 2 passive in 2v2.
I would die like every round. I ain't gonna lie.
He just got off. He's right here on the hook.
Like from a real G with ball knowledge, like he's letting Aya would die too much.
If y'all remember when me and Stompin 2v2 waited for Richie like two months ago bro,
he let Aya would die like half the rounds and we just won.
If your teammates aggro, you have to be aggro with him.
If your teammates passive, you have to be passive with him.
You can't have one aggro, one passive.
Because then it turns into two individual 2v1s, it's not up a 2v2.
And I'm like, not even click, like this is real, like this is how you win 2v2s, bro.
The way to win a 2v2 is to focus 2v1s.
And if I have a pace, I can kill him, other ones on the other side.
He's gonna die to a go, we're good.
I think Richie's aim is so good, but I think he has the game sense of a bird.
I'm not even gonna, I'm not trolling.
He has the game sense of like a cardinal, but his gun skill is good, he's just ass, bro.
Richie has good gun skill, good movement.
He just has the game sense of like a goose, like a goose.
Just chill, trust, trust, trust, just chill.
I got goose everywhere.
I was trying to tell Iowa to chill,
but she's trying to keep Iowa calm.
Yup, NIT.
Hopped in, hopped in.
Also, if you won't die, it will be over 28th period.
Micah, my wall's open.
That's why you don't chill, bro,
because now you're in a shitty situation.
He's dead, he's dead.
Chill, chill, doc, chill.
So long, he's 1-1-1-1.
Prevac.
Let's go! Come on, Zad!
Alright, bros, I'll come back.
Yo, me and Kobe came back on this map?
Alright, listen, listen, listen.
We just have to, like,
we literally have to hug each other, bro.
I'm deadass.
That's true.
We have to hug each other.
That's how you play this map.
Bro, every time I leave the stream,
y'all say Mingo drinking.
No, he's not, bro.
I'm done checking after this, I swear.
I'm done checking.
He's not drinking, bro.
He's getting hammered.
Mingo sauced.
Mingo drunk
You might put you on the look
Stop it at so much aura.
Stop it and spoi play next, boys.
Stop it and spoi play next, boys.
Stop it and spoi play next, boys.
Stop it and spoi play next, boys.
We see sports debut on controller.
We see sports debut on controller.
Let me play main wall and then you look, you rotate over here.
I could ace this wall for you.
What should I get? Right or left side for you? Which one would you rather have?
I feel the passion coming back the middle like Walker. I feel Richie's passion coming back
Yeah, so I'm gonna bait me in wall and then bro you're gonna have to play
Mingo hi
Mingo Mingo just did galaxy gas
Bro, he just sifted a Miller light
Mingo doing tax evasion. What bro what?
What the hell are you guys saying now?
you guys are idiots bro I'm not falling for this shit bro my teammate is so
he's gonna give us lobby again yeah yeah we got to work fast too because they have a
lesion the faster we work the better I don't want this kid to retake lobby
though yeah not gonna ace for you though
yeah he's trying to shoot feet
he's prone on ping
I'm pretty killing this guy
yeah yeah he's moving
hold on I'm pretty kill
He walks in on vending.
He's in vending.
Alright listen listen.
I'm good, I'm good.
Now you have to work over there, okay?
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm droning.
Can you get this castle going?
I'm not on the vending machine.
Wait, wait, wait.
Can you ash this BP, and then, and then breach charge the castle?
Listen, breach charge the castle and ensure ash that BP.
Passion.
Passion.
One's kitchen.
Castle kitchen.
Kitchen.
Kitchen, something.
I'm droning the other one.
Holding me on that side.
He's such a proud kitchen, cause you could just play wherever.
wait hold on he watched a flank i don't know where he is i gotta get let me let me call
yeah yeah they're both like kitchen side bro they're both kitchen side
i'm crash walking this side i'm gonna get ready to start walking in
he's so well legion kitchen legion kitchen he's holding my walk and i could tell i'm gonna
say walk in kitchen pick that up you got a minute he's holding this walk in on the
freezer i can't walk in freezer i'm gonna i'm jumping up he's in kitchen he's on the
the jump-up catch jump up stop very job I tagged lesion he's right side
kitchen oh my god oh my god bro they're fucking yeah bro I don't know what to do
against that he's on like they got a hand like it I mean divide the bomb I
could have planted there but yeah I literally couldn't walk in there bro
They should go like what is that fucking strap, bro?
I guess I should have just walked in bro, but like the thing is he was on the head glitch just hold him there
That's all right
Legion was right side kitchen
And he was like talking right
Oh
Bro, those guys are playing on the house in front of the kitchen. They're both smart.
Mingo Pregnant.
Mingo Gooning.
I mean, you guys are so unfunny.
Mingo just died? Bro, shut the fuck up!
My teammate is sober and healthy and he's ready to play in semis.
Shut up!
I'm gonna get mad, bro. It's all the chat it is.
Mingo has baby oil.
mingo dropped a podcast mingo sift lean mingo passed out mingo currently
gooning mingo gooning yo guys bro I feel bad bro Richie's passion is on there
yeah Richie and Iowa I know was one of the best console
they would never lose to Vic and center that's the Richie and Iowa I know that
he needs to go bold though if Richie really wants his bachelor back he's
gotta go bald you gotta imagine Richie if he was bald bro he would look like a
Pokemon character that would be peeve you got my double off yeah I can hold you double
get out of the camera I'm holding I'm contesting
double I think they make they make lies more passion more passion yeah this
get that shoot
Jesus they have a glass like
I lost the one to AK
Nighthaven labs, castle glass strats bro
Any other, any map bro that's flooded
Oh my god
Well, that wasn't too good
I killed the glass too, bro. I just lost the one to an AK-12.
Fuck, GDs, bro.
I don't think Richie's passion's there, man.
No strats, bro. Senator and Vic just have better strats.
Plain and simple.
Just no strats. They just did simple shit, and Senator and Vic did it.
And Senator and Vic bought our glass.
Hi, guys. What is this?
You motherfucker. This... Mingo, pick up the fuck.
It's not yo, mingo. What is in your hand, bro?
Okay, bro, you act like, alright, let me talk. Let me explain. I'm 22 years old. One beer
is not going to affect me. You know this. I agree with you, 100%. The odds that that's
the first, no, no, no, no, no. The odds that that's the first beer are so damn
low. Okay, let me say this. On God, it's the
second beer on God what's your height and weight it's a second beer I won't
drink another what's your height and weight I am six three 184 oh we're fine
okay you're good you're good you're good all right let's go come on he's fine
six three 184 there's no way to be his puts him on his ass and on bro the
only thing about mingo is like if mingo wasn't an alcoholic bro he probably be
the best player in the world okay mingo's not an alcoholic but you
I'm saying okay next up is stomp it and spoit spoits debut on controller. I'm actually so fucking hype for this
spoits day view on controller
Let's get this shit going. I'm gonna invite stomp it
spoits day view on controller
This is crazy. Wow
Chat I've never seen spoit on a controller before until today. Let's do this
Are y'all ready?
Are y'all ready? Are y'all ready? Are y'all ready?
Spoits day be you on controller and he's taking on eight impacts. He's going right to like a top fucking 15 player
Mingo's not 184 bro. Mingo definitely is 184. Mingo's a big ass dude
All right, I'm mostly lovey now wait, I'm actually excited right now. This is peak
This is peak
Okay, so I'm gonna do East, because Spoyt's like from Sweden.
Is Spoyt good on Rotor? I actually have no idea.
I don't know if Spoyt's ever done like a Rotor video before.
I know he's been playing on it for the past like month or two, but bro, I don't know how good he is on control.
So I don't know, I don't know. Mingo Gooney.
Spoyt Gooney. You guys are idiots.
Spoyt's in Texas?
No, he's not.
Fuck, he is- Fuck!
Are they cool with East?
Are they cool with East?
Yo, what is white's gamer tactic?
Chat, what is white's Xbox gamer tactic?
Go on, talk to a-
I'm down, bro.
I'm down to go on the talk to a podcast.
Actually, no, I'm not.
What the fuck am I saying?
What in the hell would we even talk about, dude?
Like, you know what the fuck would the discussion even be?
like no no like genuinely what the hell would that discussion even be all right so ubi soft connects glitch that's great
stoppy invite adan stoppy phone phone
oh adan's calling all right all right all right so my ubi connects glitch and we gotta make a new lobby anyways
editor edit this out editor edit this out making lobby now making lobby now you guys are idiots
Masses every time I leave the setup. I don't just pull out my dick and start gooning
Do you guys think I'm a goblin or something?
Yo, did the servers just crash? Yeah, you're trolling me, right? Bro. Why am I getting the vibe that the servers crashed?
I'm gonna restart console
Bro, why am I getting the vibe that the servers crashed? It's fine. Just vibe to music. I'm getting the vibe that the yo if the servers
if the servers crap my monitor went blue my monitor went blue I got yanked what
the fuck is this what the fuck is it xbox ee sports it's in the game
damn that was good chat that was good mingo sipping lean no he's not sketch
waiting no he's not chat I have like do I have the best music taste on twitch
yes or no wait what happened to my internet what's going on whoa am I
getting D-dost cut that shit up TNC Rod wave shout out Rod wave shout out
Florida Florida born baby there's a hurricane this is like a bank this is
the outer band of a hurricane that's hitting my fucking house right now
That's why the connections fucked
To which maybe three, and I got family members that got the girls that mean
And I got friends who just pretend to say they love everything
Yes, I fell in love again, I thought that shit was impossible
And I promise it's too real for me to care what they think
I promise I don't give a fuck because brothers call me family
But you act like a fan, so I am in it
I'm on the same shit, even if I plant the colors I ain't not
Wait, this is it? This is his Xbox account?
He's on Xbox. I like the GT. I like the GT
Aiden or Stompin if I Aiden, Shaq go to Stompin and tell him to invite Aiden.
Nice blood I hate them, I do the safest one to club let me bring Drake in here, how you want me to-
Reset, reset, reset, reset, reset.
AAAAAAAAGH!
Oh, this guy followed me on Instagram by the way, yesterday.
I fucking love this song.
Yeah.
Yeah, what does EBK stand for?
What does that stand for?
Everybody be-
What does that mean?
What does that stand for?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was- I accidentally- oh my god.
Are you kidding me?
I'm not milking up time.
I'm not milking up time.
Bro, that's crazy that I mis-inputted like that.
I never mis-input like that.
Damn, El Host, just spam up El Host in the chat.
El Host, El Host.
Trying to extend stream milking up time.
That's me, El Host, just type El Host, El Host, El Host.
That's me, hey, that's me.
I'll take that one on the chin.
I'll take that one on the chest, that's me.
I'll take that one on the chin, that's me.
Anybody ready now?
Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Every time you were on, I'm on the same shit.
Yeah.
If I plan for cause ain't nice, blood I hate them.
Yeah.
For the safest one, the club let me bring Drake in.
Yeah.
All you want to see is smile again.
Ain't they facing you?
I don't know that they can trick you to the violence,
Harry Peyton.
All right.
I'll say she on fuck around with 30, she's take ten.
If you gonna fuck with me for free,
bitch, what you laze with?
When ought to smoke like a vape pen.
Hold on, brother.
Chase, man.
Say my name, I pop up like a boogie man.
Fuckin' the game all the dropin' bangers will notice
If you're my brother, leak, I hate, I'm puttin' money on your bo-
You would like to remain employed?
You'll fix this goddamn camera right now
Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you ain't never took a man, nigga, come in
I know how s-
Ah, thank you!
So I approached him with my palm out
Was on that on the house, he ain't a county man, so
You ain't here to risk takin' BK block with 50 niggas on it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I could turn this beat off if I ain't trippin' on it
I make it low to the juice, I'm just sippin' on it
Now no fool man, when I know fullies, you got to lick my lips and don't swipe a long blip, I can't be a warrior
Stop it if I didn't!
They should keep patting
You're crashing, Aiden you're crashing, Aiden you're crashing, Aiden you're crashing, Aiden you're crashing
Oh no
Fucking beast bro, that us
Alright let's see
Bro what?
What?
That's Aiden Tacks or?
Yo what is-
that's it why does you with a
for oh no I don't know you know why do
this guy bro he wants to be the main
character so bad oh fuck this guy I'm
pulling the fucking he changes name
every time like for like a specific
thing oh god y'all got stick turns
right okay picture wall wait what's
handsome yeah I'm putting on fucking
I'm done by spoiled. I made it handsome. Yeah, this one wealthy
Collection I've ever seen he does not have any acne his skin is perfect
He doesn't have any acne like my skin is fuck bro. I look like a pepperoni pizza. Can you know it's perfect?
Perfect hair perfect
Yes, it's good again
I had to wait ratio. How do you do that?
Okay, go to like the party
There's a two-square button like it's under the home bus. Yeah go on your name and click that
Wait, it's so wealthy
That's like two squares
Today I'm ready to go like I'm excited dude. I'm excited. I'm not even gonna
Yo, yo, let's give it a name bruh yo
Where's this guy bro? Hey then touch holy fuck holy my ears, bro
Bro, you're so loud bro. Jesus Christ
All right, all right, all right
Let's go bro motherfucker motherfucker. Show you bitch. Yes. Oh show you bitch. Yes. Oh show you be chat
SPOIT VS AIDEN
Are they in game chat?
Wait, what's going on? Am I missing something?
Are they beefing?
Are they beefing in GCE?
I watched him get hit sick.
What just happened?
Wait, have eyes, what the f-
Is that real, have eyes?
Hello, hello, hello? Can you guys hear me?
Is that real? Or am I getting trolled?
Have eyes, call me. Is that real?
Dirk, you be playin' R6 man?
Bro, that's cra- I'm not even gonna lie, that's insane.
That's insane.
That's insane.
All right, let's go.
Bro, that was like a curve ball of this year.
He left chat when you took off your shirt.
Bro, no he didn't, bro.
He left chat on us.
You gotta, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
What the fuck?
Dirk, you wanna play seeds, bro?
What the fuck?
Bro, what is happening?
Bro, I'm gonna DM you on Instagram, bro.
Yo, what the fuck is happening?
I just DMed him. Bro, what the fuck?
He got hacked. So let's break this down, bro. I DMed him. I DMed him. I DMed him. Bro, that's crazy.
He didn't leave.
Bro, that's insane. I'm not even gonna lie.
bro to start the game relax we're gonna start the game get him on stream guys I
doubt he would do that but our six maybe maybe that's crazy it's punked on his
account coffee shut it up bro dark IDM do on IG bro holy shit hi guys if he
sends any other messages just let me know I just go y'all ready
Cheddar, are you ready? Fuck, that was a curveball.
Okay.
Spoits debut on Controtor.
We've never seen Spoit on a Controtor before.
We've never seen it. I have not.
Or are you all ready to go?
We'll manage to put these guys on.
Let's throw them on.
Bro, let's throw them on Bank.
Let's throw them on Bank. Let's throw them on Bank.
Let's throw them on Bank. Let's throw them on Bank. Let's throw them on Bank. Let's throw them on Bank.
bank. Let's go! Stop it and spoilt versus 8. By the way bro, Aiden, this gamertag is disrespectful.
Bro, spoilt? Wait, it has a spoilt one on land? I coulda swore he has. Even if he hasn't, I know
he's MVP at land events. Aiden, this is a disrespectful gamertag bro. And um, yeah, let's do
this. I don't, I don't, come on Aiden, really bro? Wait, why do I have a blue screen?
All right, we're in, we're in, we're in. Bank.
We're in we're in we're in we're in we're in we're on your shame or on your Xbox
Chat
Sports day you want to tour we've never seen sweater the controller
VIP dirt have eyes VIP dirt
Bro, that's crazy. I'm not gonna lie. What I'll bet but
I'm like a deflated water balloon who sent that who the fuck sent that
Who sent that shit is that sports teacher on your PC your shame could see your game
No, I know I know it's just my monitor gift. Dirk us up, bro. He's gonna get ads
Bros. Do not let dirt get ads. Oh, yeah, somebody give Dirk a sub now
Wait, I will check my phone. I'm a pause stop up. No signal attack. Good. I'm a pause
Stop me. What's good? Yo gift Dirk a sub now, bro
He's gonna get eyes y'all are laughing. He's gonna don't let dirt get eyes, bro. Somebody get
Somebody get
somebody get
Somebody give him a sub somebody give him a sub he's gonna get y'all y'all are weird for laughing
We can't let dirt get eyes, bro. Give him a sub. Okay. Did he get gifted?
Someone gets a little dirt bro. Can somebody gift him bro damn?
It's my birthday. I'm not gifting. Nope. Nope. It's my birthday
You gift him, you make 20 million a year.
That figure's not even confirmed coffee.
That's just speculation.
Lil' Dirk is a millionaire, bro.
You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Can somebody plug Dirk with it?
Wait, wait, did he do it?
Oh my God.
Did somebody do it?
Did somebody get?
He gifted Stompin' us a, all right.
Weird ass kid.
I guess High-Vise.
I guess High-Vise isn't a millionaire.
All right, let's go.
Lock in.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Are y'all ready?
Yo, if Dirk plays R6,
that would be the craziest stream I've ever done.
I'm not even trolling.
Bro, could you imagine if we had Dirk
and another rapper, 1v1 on R6?
Yo, that would hands down
be the funniest shit I've ever done.
All right, let's go.
Y'all ready?
It's quite good.
I'm gonna call Stomp,
because he said he's not gonna pause.
He's not gonna pause.
Stomp, y'all are y'all good?
All right, I'm gonna start now.
Good luck.
All right, Stomp, it's had their good.
Let's go.
ready. Sports debut on
control. You're back. You're
back. I'm back. I'm back.
First ever control tournament.
They won't play. Somebody said
Dirk versus Kai. Now it'll be
funny. I'm not even calling me.
Yo. Yeah, we're good. We're
Oh
First what's how you think you better be locked in
Wait better
I'm down for you there
Yeah
What do you mean play literally whatever on this side maybe we'll see or something
Yeah, it's boys taking orders from stoppy. I'll suck a lot of staircases chat. Don't troll stop. Don't troll stop trolling
I
Go about you want I like that stop trolling gunna snot in the street stop trolling brown anyway
Can you guys?
Stop y'all are weird see but you guys have to ruin everything bro. I don't think we should
Bro y'all are weird bro like who that someone added diddy
High-fives time to honestly ban this kid Derry get him gone get him gone time him out for 30 days. I mean come on bro like
Are you guys serious?
No Bart think of the five gifts you to Bart sneak up right there
Drone spotted site might be inside
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
Yeah, let's see his point is nice on controller. Let's see. I'm curious
I got both guns two guns left
Yeah, I'm flipping right now
They have an ace pushing top square
Square cam shot, so.
Ooh, bad rain, ooh, SPOIT, bad rain!
Yo, who's talking in the back? Do y'all hear that?
Flip and cam stuff.
Oh my god, what is this DTS? What is that?
One's on the roof, I hear him.
Wait, that angle from SPOIT is locked.
It's a lot quieter now.
Take one to shop square bout.
No one on Windows, windows are pretty clear.
Jenny
Stumpens bossing around boy. He's so cool. Oh my god
I'm gonna flank. I mean he's definitely on rotor wait something's flanking. I'm flanking all right
Wait flanking might not be the place. Can you make noise leaving split in sight?
I wanna find a birch far back.
I'm just chilling.
They're gonna flood you.
I know I'm below.
Try to stay alive.
Oh god. One meeting hall.
Long.
Spoiler alert.
Spoiler alert.
Barring.
Barring.
He's in C.O.
Spoiler alert.
That didn't move that back.
planning once
It's the ball he's down!
Stooop!
Holy fuck!
He's 1v2ing, bruh, this kid is different
He's 1v2ing
I thought he was 1v5, that's the one
He's actually 1v2ing, bruh
This kid is different
Yo, I'm thinking lowkey, I can use the wrong ball
Are you shitting me, man?
I'm down, you know how to like
Play it, I'm down
Wait, he's gonna play a shield?
I don't know what side to go honestly.
Yeah, let's just find out.
Yeah, try and save your drone.
Bro.
Oh, they should stop.
Let's just think about it.
Bro, there's no way.
Chad, does Stompy have a face cam right now?
Chad, does King have a face cam?
Does King have a face cam?
He doesn't.
He's locked. He's locked. He's locked. He's locked. He's actually locked. Wow
He's locked chat. Wow. Well, well, well
He's actually dialed. I guess we'll watch the boy
We'll watch boy
I'm thinking a sing a squirer
All right, that's fine. I was wondering stopping so good and just talking someone else
Stopping bro. He if you hold your camera
This would be the biggest. I'm him performance of all time
Rose Boyd has never played a controller journey. There's no headals. I'm jumping
If anyone can do it, it's not me on the right there
We still has that game knowledge though. That's the thing like he still has that game
I got one bowcam
Another about one is like I'm gonna go below. It still has the like just understanding
Bart with the 10 gets a W Bart in the chat man.
I might get a flubbing low IQ.
Yeah, they're probably gonna be on campsite.
Yeah, Echo's joining right now, but I don't know where he's at.
He's on a camera in chanpumping.
Yeah, give me a second. I'm gonna...
I could probably invert repelling, lobbing kill like that.
Let me just open up the square first, okay?
I got all three Valkyries.
Let me just open up the scoreboard here, okay?
There's just one acronym left, I got all three of them.
Nice, Acer...
Acer more!
Nice dodge, SPOINT!
You're gonna kill this Trump guy.
Nice Acer charges too!
I'm gonna upgrade to Dr. MainSize.
Yo, he's locked on controller.
Alright.
Let me do the...
You want me to walk up when you go on your pal?
Wait, uh...
Yeah, you...
Okay, okay, so the last acronym...
The last acronym is OPEN.
Bro...
That's the last acronym.
SPOINT SMO...
No way, no way they win.
bro do you guys have gold in this game?
where you got the marble or are you going on here?
yeah i'm going to drop marble so listen there's a guy in on the flipped couch okay
and there's one trump alright
yeah still there he's on the flipped couch and one trump
i'm drawing this guy trump right now he's in on the left side close between the nose
i'm dropping scarlet now
i'm shooting
in meaning?
i'm getting killed man
stomp is in a 1v2, spoi died on him
damn
spoi's playing too aggro i think
um
one trump
not the play bro eight of them are just so aware
E3's clear. Stomp is in a 1v2. Stomp is in a 1v2.
Not J.N. Rotsey. No, no. I was trying, I was trying, I was trying.
Yeah, I'm gonna just, I'm gonna just like, let's just double up you and me and you
trade me. I bet. If you want me to do any work just
tell me I got you. Operator wise man. I don't think.
Bro, I don't know. We got like shitting on there.
We're gonna go to tolerance. Bro, there's not really much we could do there though
Cuz like as soon as he dropped he died. I feel like you should have just stopped it from the jump though. Yeah, look you open
I don't know
Both the all these times are kind of bad
And then bro look at his chat
I think it's time to quit and go back to CS go you're washed not gonna lie spoy get up the pom-poms
You guys realize this guy's the best player
Why don't we go forget so quickly, bro, he's on control for the first time
I think we just re-force everything like all the
Well, his time on
Val thinking of the prime I love you, baby my brother my brother
Appreciate you
Five time imagine if time by one bit of place my boy is
Nobody said that bro. I just read his chat. What do you mean?
No one said that I just read the chat. Yeah
They're gonna they're probably gonna bring a harvest attached either way
They could go Monty here
Like go for a plant
Stopping so smart
Bart with another 10
Bart is gifted 35 subs. I think you should just like hold side and I should just be like
Actually, I don't know
Yeah, my Jack. I think I hear Jack. Oh, yeah. Yes, I think Jack went through top square
I love your dog
You're gonna go shock on the third party. It wasn't my time. It was the other time you dumbass
I don't know
Yeah
So I go down I don't want them to take set
So looking at it, you know
No, no, no, oh my God, you're so good. Tell me off the pause. I'm good
Tell me off the boss. No, sir
No, they don't gotta leave
No, no, they're good
They're probably open to be honest
If you like famous, yeah, you should I do but I don't know if it's good until it is. They're good
They're good. Tell them. They're good. So it's like where your birthday suit. It's not my birthday yet
We should just wait and see bro. It's my birthday in an hour 40 minutes
Wait an hour 40 minutes. I told him I told him I told him
I told stop I told stop make some peace
Oh my god, I'm texting sport now. Oh my god, don't make new lobby. I'm watching your POV
Barbed with the five gifts
I'll open tier one, let's go bro, come on
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Is the lobby fucked now?
Bro I know but I like
watching their reactions better bro
I'm not
How am I a
L host?
Are you guys being
dead ass?
Bro I can't even tell if y'all are being dead ass or not
not. Yo, boys. Yo, I literally told y'all what none of them are checking their phone.
Lobby is chalked remake. Lobby's chalked, bro. I got a remake lobby. Okay, it's fine.
I'm not worried. Bart with the 51 gifted. He is number one in gifted some today. Bart,
I fucking love you. Let's get it a big W in the chat for my fucking brother Bart.
Bart, I fucking love you, baby. I fucking love you. Worst host. I'm literally a perfect
Just listen to their comps.
Yo, can you tell them to join party?
I want to listen to their comps.
Tell them to stop at his point to join party.
Stop at his xbox crashed.
Ah, that makes sense.
Dirk asked for your skincare routine.
See, coffee, the problem is you're not funny, bro.
I get it.
I have bad acne.
Like, yo, fuck off.
Dirk did not ask that you weird ass kid.
And also my skincare routine.
Bro, I don't have one.
Bro, I don't have one. I'm gonna be honest. I don't have one. You're the most wealthy awesome handsome host. Okay, that's like next level please yo
Yeah, I just got like meat jammer like I'm not even kidding. I don't know what is happening. Bro. It's the hurricane bro. You're in Texas, bro
It's hurricane. I'm telling you
Bro, I was like the weirdest shit ever dude. I um I was like bro
I was in the middle of a game and I got like EMP, bro
And then like I was loading up and then like Lil Dirk was in my chat. I'm not even
Five minutes of my life, bro hands down
But wait like started turning into a robot and then my
Wait, hey, this video is gonna be clutch for you, bro. It's one two. You're good, bro
You're literally cool and then bulletin. You're bulletin. Don't even worry, bro
because at the end of the day bro like
What if you think about it, you have better game sense than these idiots, bro. Um, and bro, you have King on it. Wait, look at that. Sent you
Someone said I don't fix your audio
It's my audio on what
Not enough fucking to split. Oh, oh, no split. I was gonna tell you this boy. Can you hear me?
Taking me to the party
I'm gonna pack your headset chat mixer on like the very bottom with the very little
Yeah, he needs to have that on the very bottom and he's have Mike monitoring on the very bottom
Then he's have had some volume at a hundred. That's why it's six fuck. I saw it off for it
Bro, what were the bands back or the bands?
Warden vigil doke be
Blitz
Doke be
Warden vigil
Lance
Don't could be that's
Beautiful beautiful
Yeah, Jinxie we're winning prime
I don't think we used to play with us wait. No, he said he's down. I think he's playing a young boy
Wait, who's that? Is that J9 in them like casein and J9? Yeah, he signed up with them
Unless they just signed him up, but I don't think they would do that. Okay, we got to thank them back to the drawing board
Yo yo yo, let's get baby. Um, he can tell you to fix your audio.
What? I can help you with your audio. I can help you with audio. Yeah.
I'm actually very new to this stuff. Okay. I got you. It's easy. I do.
I'm a loser. All right. Ready? Here. Go to audio and music. So click.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
This is what every degenerate champion does for maximum sound.
Put your headset volume all the way up, then have your headset chat mixer
one off of the very, like one off of zero.
Well, wait, wait.
Say it again.
Say it again.
Okay.
Okay.
Every degenerate does this headset volume maximum headset chat
mixture put one up off of like bare minimum.
So you go zero one up.
So then Mike monitoring, go zero, go one up.
So it's going to look exactly like that.
Your headset chat mixer should be about 20% full.
Your Mike monitoring should be about 25% full.
Then your headset volume should be 100.
That's what that's perfect.
That's what you want.
Bro, this is so loud.
Holy shit, you're locked, see?
Holy fuck!
Y'all are not losing now.
Join up, join up.
It's only one tap, I got this shit.
It's only one too, bro.
And bro, your sound was chopped, bro.
I could not play on 60% of the time.
Yeah, your sound is messed up.
You're gonna be in a load now.
Yeah, I'm floating, bro.
Let's go.
For note, for note.
All right, all right, let's go.
Bro, can you, by the way, can you change batteries
in an elite controller?
How do you do this?
I think you just plugged that bitch in.
All right, you ready?
Y'all good to go?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, let's go.
You guys are round history.
It should be...
Okay, so who started off on attack?
Did they start off?
No, they did.
Yeah, they did.
Yeah, they did.
We won the first round.
They won the next two.
Okay, so wait.
They were blue team?
Uh, it's blue than orange, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, they were blue then, yeah.
Can you all swap, can you all go over there?
Yeah.
I go over there, and then they'll go over there.
Just shuffle.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll shuffle, and keep doing it until it's there.
Might take 87 tries.
All right.
Take forever to kill.
Can they just kill?
There you go, so I switch.
OK, OK, OK.
So they're blue team, which means they won.
But they just defended.
They won the first round.
Oh, no, we just defended.
They won the first round, and then you got,
oh no, no, you guys won the first round, right?
You guys won orange.
Yeah, and then they won the next two so orange win blue win blue win. We should be good now. Yep, and now y'all are on attack, right?
Yep. Yeah, beautiful. Good luck. I'm gonna be my mic. Good luck guys
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Oh, all right
Open the open is like if we could just take
Like
Yeah, they're not gatches anyway, I'll think so
But yeah, I'm thinking just like fucking jack over at the location is going
Messy wished you a happy birthday on Twitter. I'll have eyes time out called and Rob one for 30 minutes
You're an idiot dude. Why would I ever believe that?
I'm drunk. We'll find the other out
about fuck you want to bring the the jackal should I bring this I hope and
play wins bro you can go IQ needs that's a crap that I could talk and
actually yeah get it you want to crack you no I think you like you unless you
want to play around it's up to you doc is top square trying to shoot my drone
right now all right about that way this the back their comms are good and
There comes a lot if you get your drone and I can like watch for you, you know if you're a fast entry
He's getting the hatches
Pretty sure this is something so good at droning. Oh fuck. I think he is. I'm about to get a
Stuff from pizza
Yeah, I have a concoction running around top square now. I've had pizza two nights in a row
Should I make it a third and be honest?
Because I want to make me
But I don't know. Yep
I'm gonna start off the positions in the meantime. I'm gonna shit
Of course
I'm
Did you get I'll shoot that I'll shoot right now. We what do you mean we can tell you ping it again? Yeah
Okay, let's go. Let's lock in
They get
After like
Again, bro
Even though he's new to control or he still has professional game knowledge. I paint the last
day is the most knowledge in this lobby. Yeah, I mean, I really need to shoot those. Well,
they are they like lower? Yeah, I want to see sport on controller. That's what I want
to see. Like that's what I want to see. Sports top square. We're trying to get in
I have a drone hold up. What about it? We might just have to flood the double door
Yeah
Why's there no game on here, I'll fix it
I'm behind you right now. Oh my god sports getting swingy
You're in the closet
Now what's behind them kitchen bomb as well? You got three
Hold on yeah, I got no drum see you though. I want to watch boys feel you have a job
I'm gonna fix it much at the flood that I would
Yeah, I'm a place to ball break baby. Hey baby, baby. Oh
You got it. I got it
I'm gonna use my gun, right? Yeah, I'm in behind you
You didn't like what I did
Yeah, what's behind the kitchen bomb as well. You got three flashes. I don't even know what happened this round
Let's see
Wow
Can you know your game now can you know your game from the start so yeah, this is not good
Sports oh and for right now. All right. Let's just get this just get these points. Oh, and it's working. Okay. I'm not gonna touch anything
Yeah
But whoever honestly, yeah
Chad, I don't know this is bad
I'm gonna stay friendly
Wait, dude. It is not plant. He's open for right now
Look at the
Bro, if I do not stream tomorrow, bro, this is why
Do not say el excuses if I do not stream tomorrow. I might not have power
like a CEO cam.
Finish your squirt cam.
Chat's points 0 and 4 right now.
This is kind of a catastrophe.
It's points 0 and 4 right now.
This is not good.
Yeah, I got 4 info.
Loving everything.
Carefully.
I keep my cup below.
I'm like praying, stomping, and then waiting.
There's been a squirt.
On windows.
He's got to go to kill though.
He's off and dead.
Either Main stairs or...
Or stop.
Marble.
Could be a knock or something.
He's gotta get a kill.
This boy has to get a kill.
He's on 4 right now.
Still doing better than you.
I went 3 and 2 last game.
Y'all are idiots.
I'm watching the rabbit walk out.
Walking in squares.
Don't talk to Main.
Ace got the walls.
Bro, once they get the walls it's just so hard for
for supporting them to do anything.
Where's the wallbang you from?
I don't even know, honestly.
Bro, once they get the walls, it's just GGs.
We got to walk in or nah?
Oh my god, this boy's sitting up close.
Not really there, nah.
He's locked in.
Get me up on camps.
Nothing in the other side, they're not in the side yet.
They're on the left side breach.
We got no more of the breach.
He's on the left side of the breach.
We might walk in there.
God, that's a good angle.
Can I shoot in there?
Double window, take them in there?
They're already in on support.
No, Jannidor, I tried to walk up. They're not playing yet.
I tried to walk up.
What's that? No mother-in-law? What's that?
No, the IQ. IQ 8.
It's 0 and 5. Bro, it's 0 and 5.
Alright. We knew it was gonna be fucking hard.
Alright, I'm bringing the monkey, bro.
I'm gonna go up.
Yeah, I'm gonna bring the monkey.
They're put square.
That's square? Yeah, that's it.
This is bad.
I think it's walking Janius and then...
Desperate times go by.
Bro, I feel like Split is trying not to sell.
I bring the Harvests as well.
I can reach both sides.
Bro, like I feel like Split is trying to not die, but it's also making it to where he can't get kills.
I don't really know what they can do on that site though, because like...
They kind of just go square.
Yes, sir.
Above, above again.
They're stomping them win.
Very, very, very, very, very clutch.
Chadiotic me and mingo could win this tourney bro. Let me know right now
Go yeah, he needs to get chally. I know he needs to get chally. That's the thing bro
He needs to get chally. Yeah, that's what I go on the door as well. He needs to get chally
He's gotta just what's gotta let his nuts hang
Yeah, my birthday is in one hour 22 minutes
One hour 22 minutes
I'm gonna shoot up on top score right now. Yeah, we're gonna do it right. I feel like we should have started off on shields
That's 20 seconds
Dude, I feel like should it boys should have just started off almost on the square stairs stairs
Squares is clear. We're in top square. It's on curve. I'm gonna walk at him now
No, it was like a square like an up-square one curve with one top square on the stake is working on half
work down work down you guys you're gonna rush this guy's up yeah I'm down
walking back up man pushing me let's get him with them us yeah thanks I'm
just walking on him it's on me it's on the door not in Jenny Wow nice nice
come on wait that's how you play you're gonna have your own boy that's how
Oh my god
They might come back they might come back
They might come back
bro a
1-4 come back would be insane
Or they want me to bring something else cuz I can
I don't even know it's like to go don't try it down
I'm like a mirror and just oh my god
I'll get the hatches bro. They might win. I'm not gonna lie. Stop it is so good
Not if I place point in finals bro, I'm banning Monty and Clash
Yeah, they might bring a nomad to counter the clash. That's what I'm red haul on the garage wall
Yeah, the red home here in the garage mirror
someone in the chat said any means necessary let's fucking go split that's
passionate as fuck bro I double shield is silly not like that yeah who thought
split would be a shield main that caught me off guard on controller it's body
direct I got the drone but yeah they definitely see me I got both runs
This bond ace pushing server. Yeah a server
Yeah, that garage guy is gonna be a problem. Oh, no stop it as a garage. Yeah, that's good
Rose boy can be such a new set of
As long as I have a nomad bro if they have a nomad this might be tall
Cuz they're just gonna knock you back and shit on it. They're turning open
I
Don't come without marbles in a shooting. I got it one John Lennon. I'm dogs are working nice
Every time I play with stop it is doing those tracking me
I'll tell you right now
They open up you want the native main stairs. They must walk in our marbles. Yeah, they must
He is gonna walk down marble. Yeah, I'm a says top. What's the major? I'm watching the each of you guys. Oh my god
He's running at you
Oh my god, this is the method.
Wait, he won't see you, no, no, no, no, he won't.
It's stopping Versaiden, stopping Versaiden.
1v1, minute 40 on the clock.
Just wait, stay alive in this tournament.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to watch Sopin's POV.
I got to watch the king.
I got to watch the king.
I got to.
The stop and clutch!
He's so calm.
He's going to wait for Aiden to make noise.
He's so calm.
He's going to wait for Aiden to make noise.
He's gonna wait for Aiden to make...
Aiden moves up.
He's gonna throw an ace to cost.
I've never seen Stompin lose this.
In the hallway.
Remember Stomp, he has to plant.
Oh god, Aiden's gonna win.
Stompin's back down in this corner.
Aiden's gonna plant to draw him forward.
He's gonna plant to draw Stompin forward.
Expires in 10 seconds.
No...
Damn.
That's fine, it's fine.
He is. I tried, I tried.
Now Daemon's literally just full spread to that man, like literally full spread.
Oh bro, like bomb.
Spoilt lost.
Alright, we're in semis now.
That's sad bro.
I wanted to see, bro, a 4-1 combat with Stompin' It's Boy would be crazy.
Alright chat.
Now, semifinals is underway.
Jinxie and Mingo versus Jay and Lou and then the other side of the bracket is Vic Bands and
Center versus Aiden and Raid bullies. Mingo, I swear to God if this kid joins the party and he's drunk.
I swear to God if this kid joins the party and he's drunk, bro, I'm gonna crash out.
If this kid joins the party and he's hammered, I'm gonna crash out. Please don't be drunk,
please don't be drunk, please don't be drunk, please don't be drunk, please don't be drunk.
I have to win this tournament bro. I have to get my first ever win without stopping. Spartan thank you for the five gifted
I'm gonna be so locked in map two. Let's go. All right. Let's get everybody in the party. Let's go
Actually, I need to we just need to get Mingo and then Jay and Lou in the game. Jay Lou draw it up
Bro, I need to get a sweaty pizza. Yo Mingo
Yo, what's good, bro? Oh fuck. No, how much have you? Oh you're trolling. I was about to say. Oh my god
All right, you ready?
Yeah, come on. We're not losing a dummy dummy bro. We're playing against like the God tier duo of just idiots
All right, let's go. Let's fly right. They've been playing together for like seven years. Come on. Yo, would it be
Two scouts one central one East Tennessee central
Blast ya, oh, that's just got that she cuz yeah
What about one map?
What maps haven't we done yet? We haven't done Oregon. We haven't done club. What a club
I'm down for club. What's the other one? It's Oregon Club villa. I mean we can do any of those, bro
Down whatever your best nap is I'm done
I mean, bro, it doesn't really meant and to be to that doesn't really mean I I would say like maybe in to be juice
Just kind of you
Like villa there's a noise bill villa J. Lou will crouch walk every so I hate that map
We could do club though, bro. I think I think they like love to they like love
It's it's an even even game
All right chat we are facing off against Jaden guns and Lou
The team that just beats boy
They're just gonna run at us. Yeah, Jay and Lou are gonna run at us, bro
We have to lock the fucking they are literally going to sprint at us
Mingo, I'm telling you bro. I'm a different man like if you saw last night, bro
Like I may go. I'm here bro. I'm ready to go. Yo, do you want to know what actually happened? I'm not trolling about like I'm being dead ass, too
So do you guys may go do you remember when everybody came over to my house for the IRL?
Dc may go
I'm back. I'm back may go may go. Do you remember when everybody came out of the house?
Yo, like you want to know why I like am good now and why I shit on Richie?
Why bro remember when everybody came over to my house like this was two months ago and everybody was complaining about my monitor
Remember that
Yeah, your monitor like faces downwards. Yes, bro
So I didn't even realize there was a problem with my monitor and then stop in was at my house like three days ago
We're filming that YouTube video. He's like, bro. You have to get this monitor. I got the exact monitor stop and go
I'm not gonna leak. It's way smaller and like lower. It's just it's a smaller monitor, bro
And I have been floating ever since I got this monitor. I'm not even trolling. Are you ready?
Yeah, you got to be any of that monitor. I'm ready to come on. I'm not I'm not making I'm not making no be in me
Bro, I know how to play against these two kids, bro. I've been playing with them for the past fucking year
Lose ass Jay will try to get every kill
Bro, wait. Yeah, she's stupid
Literally just go to stop and chat and type x makes my monitor
Mingo come on mingo. I gotta win. I gotta win. Yeah lesson. We have to talk start the game
But we have to talk is my sound off is my audio fuck
Let me see check stream. I'm gonna slap around
Mingo we have to win, baby
You're checking here me. What do you what are you trying to see?
But can you hear like me moving around in Siege if you can't let me know like like the menu flicks and stuff
Okay, okay, wait for your delay, wouldn't you know that's not the monitor?
That's the old one you guys don't know the new monitor. I got I don't think I hear it. Fuck you don't
No, oh my god, I don't hear it either. Wait, why is it doing that?
Do I have to restart my fucking um it only picks up party chat. I'm gonna reset my xbox. I'm gonna reset my xbox
I'll be RV be RV stand up
So I think I have to restart Xbox because I don't know why bro. It's not working if this doesn't work
I'm gonna reset my fucking router or not router. I'll got it. I'll got up chat
It is my birthday in one hour. It is my birthday in one hour
I'm excited reset game done
Chat it is my birthday in one hour
Who was gonna be the first person to wish me a happy birthday? I'm 23, bro
Don't say damn. I'm 23 though, dude. Like I know I'm getting up there, bro
You know, you know, we're all gonna die someday, bro
You know what I'm saying and like it's I think life is about just leaving a good footprint on the world
leaving a good impact on people, making people smile, making people laugh,
building, you know, what do you know what I'm saying? Building a legacy, something you
could be proud of, you know? That's what it's all about. Wait, it's working! Yes!
Damn, damn, lag, damn, F, F, F, F, why are y'all laughing? What are we
f thing about shut the fuck up hurricane f guys my stream didn't crash you guys
are trying to you guys are so weird shut up
old status wait high-fives is saying lag is it actually lagging it's lat and I'm
getting trolled nice I'm getting trolled you guys are so fucking cringe the
Bitrate is 6,000 bro. Hi guys, why are you typing lag dude? What's your problem Jerry?
It's literally not you guys are so annoying
Hurricane hurricane guys, it's not
Rocking let's go
Tonight will be the first ever tournament I ever win without stomping. Do you believe start it? Let's go
Do you believe?
Tonight will be the first ever tournament I win without stompin. I gotta get food on the way
Dude I
Want to get a sweaty pizza mingo um yo pizza or boneless wings
Ew boneless
Well, actually boneless wings don't exist if you think boneless wings exist. You're an idiot. You're a piece of shit
Way to know what I'm getting
I think wings. Oh, it's closed
Dude fucking. I'm getting wings. Let's go buffalo wild wings
Come on bro we can't fucking lose the Dumb and Dumb.
Mingo, I'm gonna be so blocked bro.
Big T, if a hat opens, Lou's dropping it.
If a wall opens, Jay's running through it.
They just do dumb shit.
I know, I know, Mingo, let's start, let's go.
I know, you're right, I know.
What Lou?
Oh, shut up, I'm post.
All right, yeah, let's start Lou.
Shut the fuck up, bitch, fuck you, bitch.
Yeah, there you go.
That's that energy, Mingo.
Come on, start it, let's go.
Hopefully the settings are right.
Mingo, we've been playing with Jay and Lou
for the last two years bro.
We know it's gonna run in are they a little bit of a duo? Yes, bro. We could do this shit
Bro, we need to utilize like lesion malusi like
Anything where they just can't run at us. What do you want to ban though? Okay? Okay?
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What are we bad at that first team? We don't run ash like they do
I don't know. There's money on the line. They might go blitz. I'm gonna there's money on the line
They might go blitz. I don't think they're going blue. Oh, they are like money
These things bro. I mean like don't you?
Boy
Yeah, yeah, they're not they're not gonna go with don't and don't be got nerf
Well, and you know what you're doing don't you know what I did you know we got a
I had a richie fucking begging for mercy bro. Come on. They think I'm gonna play brawl in a 2v2 these kids are stupid
Yeah, like that's just too slow-paced. We need you gunning mingo gunning. You're better in the book
I think I think I'm just gonna play lesion. That's fine
What do you feel oh they were playing balcony in the 222, aren't they or am I tripping?
Lou was playing balcony on coastline against sky
He was he was he was he was that's good comps. I like that man
Bro clubhouse is gonna be like we got to play contact really well
We got to like hug each other most of the rounds. Yeah
I'm a son at the end there. We got to win our ones. I'm assuming
Um, wait, do you want to go yo the the least ground to cover is CC if you want to do that
That's the least ground to cover
I think we go CC because I'll play or 90 to smoke like I'm not gonna play our 90
But I'm gonna have bar bar Jair Lou will try to walk up right. I'm telling you now
All right, fuck it then I'ma do I
Got I got Asian. I'll do one set of barb red one set of our bar 90
You barricade concied barricade over my conflict
One can go down drone good good good good good good good good. I'm gonna make this a road trial
Actually, I'm gonna three of what this is
It's not my side
I don't see it. It might have went through the door.
It's on my side!
He didn't get it.
He didn't get it.
New magazine!
You liar.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's both go. Shot it.
Bro, he likes to fucking treat.
I'm telling you, they're gonna hop in windows.
I'm putting these in my door everywhere.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't know.
They're getting walled. They're getting walled.
Barba the run in they're not in they're not in there baby
R90
Okay, okay one R91 Raptors Ryan and a VP I've a VP and I just smoke when they plan
But I only have one smoke so they're gonna be able to get away with it this VP though. We have a VP
Good shoot shoot shoot shoot
Don't worry don't worry don't worry
In okay once planting there they're both cash. They're not not looking at you. They're my style looking at you
They're both cash
Yeah, I full sprinted to I full sprinted
Because I wanted to kill that guy R9d. I knew he wasn't watching the flank
I knew it. No that was honestly flanking was the plan if I had a second I just knew I would have just ratted on green box
Yeah, that's not your fault
You know it though. There's gonna run in like that. I think I think next time you go malusie. Yeah
Just like really passive malusie's where they can't walk up on us. Yeah, they're not full-spreading in they can't
That's good. They're literally both
Will sprint it in I could have killed that dumbass. I
Had to play I just needed a second
fuck we're good though one round we were down one three to Masamichi yeah yeah
fine you drone Jim drone Jim I drone down you drone Jim you drone down okay I'm
gonna come him now I'm gonna kill my drone okay I'm gonna go down I already
killed it it's fine I already killed it okay kill it what is it what is it
Goyo and who Goyo and who Goyo and who are you okay yin's gonna be free
yo Ryan I have the fucking play okay listen me I play anything I'm gonna
I'm gonna mute my stream mic so they can't hear comms.
Actually, no, if they stream talk about this DQ,
they're gonna pass this.
What do you want me on?
I want you to push dirt.
Here's what I'm gonna do.
You're gonna push dirt,
you're gonna hold my kitchen flight cam.
I'm gonna breach the kitchen hatch.
I'm gonna game from the kitchen hatch
and you're gonna walk up dirt, okay?
I'm gonna breach dirt.
You're gonna walk up dirt off the fucking games, okay?
Yeah.
It might be Goyo'd.
Honestly, look at these double drop passes you want.
That might be safer.
I'm gonna switch all these Goyo's.
I think he's gonna have a Goyo on the door.
I think maybe just then I could just double-drop
I'll switch it for pressure though. I'll switch it. Yeah, that's good
Just hold whenever we don't even need to watch it. We just gotta do it quick. Okay, bro
Yeah, if you're ready, I could just fucking reach this shit
Yeah, I'm like I'm like I'm please for a sec
Good. I got three. Yep. Like I'm good like I'm good. Yep. Yep. I mean do you not want to come help you
No, no, no, I think we double drop the hatch. I'm not gonna lie. I think we double drop
I got three go-yos by the way
Yo Mingo come to me. I'm just gonna ying and we're gonna drop. Are you ready?
He's back arsenal. I just saw him back on this scanner. Yes, we're just gonna ying and drop, okay?
Yeah, one shirts one one shirts one shirts go your shirts
Church double church. Well, you might be holding your drop. Yeah
You know, it's dumb and I'm right. I could win this dumb and I'm right
once moto Ryan no no no he's okay once moto once church double yo I swear to
God I just heard him get on a cam and moto I might be like drunk but it's
yeah I believe you that's Louie yo okay Goyo is church double I think I don't
it's hard to see but I think he's church double bro I really do think one is
moto he's not back arsenal you know where the other guys at them church
double it's Jay he's walking in and out of that church double try to find
And there's those vigils mannequins look at them look at them
That's it. Okay. Okay, so nobody's moto then you could like run in moto whenever you want. I think that's your gap
He's got to worry about judge double. They're gonna
Go go go go. He's gonna swing your church double one mannequins one church double
He's standing right here still standing on the yellow still standing on the yellow still standing on the yellow
Oh, he's turned. He's crouching up. He's on my pink shotgun
top can man oh my god I sold you how do you shoot me go I meant to throw my
ying through the rotating bang yeah he was just sticking his face he was
sticking his face in the hatch bro we are fine I might chalk ying I just I
hate like I hate how much randomness happens with ying like you can lose
rounds off of the stupidest shit bro you want to go down or do you want to
try no go down bro bro go down and then I know we're gonna do on CC next
We're fine, bro. We're literally fine. Let's get our girl here. Let's get our girl. I
Might fly around with vigil is that stupid problem telling you get you do that
I'll play site just play hella leisure minds because they if they see you flying around they will they will brush site
That's all Jay. We do what if I just go Mel and then I just like like fly around. No, I'm gonna go bitch
I need to win gunfights. Yeah, yeah, none. Do you bossy bossy bossy era?
Yeah, I'm gonna go get the hatches off of it
Do you need any impacts inside just talk to me? I can get up to you. No, I can make part six
They're good. I'm getting I'm getting every single hatch. Just do you bro. Just get a kill. That's all I need to do
Got a camp, it's one camp gone. I'll get a kill don't worry about it gang. I
Guaranteed this is what they just caught out. JC's on vigil. He's gonna be filming. I guaranteed it
So they might just hit the side. Do you want me to like play close up the star?
Um, I can hold it.
I have hella lesia mines.
I'm good.
I got the other, I got the other germ, they have no germ.
You'll pop them through that.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
You on that, you on that.
Can't you bomb.
You didn't pop it.
I'll do it.
I didn't pop it.
I just want to be able to, like, escape.
Where's that bomb?
Yep.
He's in, they're both inside.
Yeah, it's a mati, it's a mati.
Lasting the mati.
Is he tagged?
No, no.
Full health.
It's the final boss.
Wow.
Wow
What did I say they would just rush the site, what did I say bro, but you said you were good
No, yeah, I mean I killed one I killed one. I don't know. I even dude. I just got like I just got annihilated, bro
We're fine. He just he just one tap head shot at you. Yo, that's like disgusting man
All right, they're gonna be up top now at least
Bro, we win this I know we're gonna do on CC these guys are not good. We're fine, bro
I told you I knew now was the play I should have just went now. I told you the next senior on me
They're just gonna rush site. I could almost just go vigil next time and anchor it. We get three kills, bro
I just sat in the corner. I
Was putting at least a mind down I turn around they're both in sight. I could one
No, because it's up to five and I get a bullshit win
Not a lot
Of course they're playing Monty bro. Oh my god. I think you go thermite. I'm down. Or can I just go A's? Can I just go A's?
I'm gonna do that shit again. I did a good stopping. You know what I mean? I just need you to stay alive in garage. Yep
I'm gonna give you an A charge and I'm gonna go main wall.
Where are you pushing roger? No. I can get yingy. No, no, no. Oh, you saw that? Yeah
More than likely he's gonna flank um
He's gonna flank you in garage
No, I know what he does
Oh, he does do that
He always has that window
Just repel up repel up pick the repellent
Are you not gonna push garage? No, I think you push garage when I hear you
Actually, no, let's do what you said. Let's do what you said. All right. Let's do it. Yep. Let's get garage first
I think he's in a flamethrower
Watch this way watch this way watch this way
Alright, but he could be oil pit or whatever. Yeah, do you want a drone oil real quick?
I just use you to wait one just drop
Just get in garage and then ace the wall
No, watch your window. You know, he's swinging the window if they're up. Oh three
You ready? I'm gonna get my wall first
He's on the window, you hear him?
It's laid out.
It's laid out baby.
Like so lit!
You got a dog?
I'm gonna just yank if you want to walk up.
Can I just fucking sling it?
I'm turning them.
No one's on our left.
Okay, so one's top red and the other one's...
Okay, one's green box.
Just sling it up on the holes now.
Yeah, I think he's top red.
He's top red.
I'm gonna start yanking.
Hold on one drone.
Abazone, okay still green box. I'm gonna keep moving my drone around. I just not walk one top red. What's up red one green box?
Back then
Terrible he's terrible. Oh my god, it's like what a work. Do you say me? I love you baby
Oh
Mingo we're gonna win, okay, yo, I think we go CC, but I think what we do is make the walls impossible for them to get
Yeah, yeah, cuz you know they hate bringing fucking
Listen, yes, you fly in the garage and shoot us can fly in the garage issues can you're right?
You're right, dude. He's all barbed wire for the staircases. Yeah. Yeah, you got a high dome and go
You cannot like I'm gonna run master. You have to get the main wall and get just get the main wall
Just get out my garage. I'm flying garage
Get the main wall and then shoot the joints it
They didn't run you know, they're gonna be scared to jump I don't think they're gonna drone you
I
I got a full bar.
You want to cave the garage wall? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
Yo, Lulines rush to the backside.
He likes to do that.
Yo, on the main windows.
Hopped in. On the main. On the main.
On the main.
I missed his head six times.
Like a potato.
I should have just fucking ran right there.
I shot his head six times.
I like know exactly what this kid does.
He just hopped in the window. He just rushed the window.
I said I know he does it and I just miss I sold the entire game. I mean we could come back, but I just sold the entire
How do they know I was cave though, how do they know
Wait, they did I mean he ampied the cave without even like drawing it now. Yeah, I don't know
They brought in peace
Someone said they knew you were a cave. How I mean they didn't draw me. I'm starting a cornball around
It's not even about that. I mean I just miss my shot
Actually like it's little things like this that just break my mental like I missed his head
Down the boss she
I'll go bossy. No, but bossy. Let's get bossy
Do you bro? Do you this round literally get get the hatch open? I'll sit on your flank him
I'm gonna push blue
i'm like defeated bro i missed it right so long forward bro i like if i have my shots at my hands
oh my god of course he caught me while i was reloading in essence like i'm like i'm only louis
only louis just rush a window without doing it only louis why the kid has a point nine bro
they're like occasionally the fucking whatever ripsy says the blind squirrel finds a fucking eight
quarter eventually shit it's so different i mean i'm so confused how they knew it
I