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I might be too strong out on compliments overdose on confidence started not to give
a fuck and stop bearing the consequence drinking every night because we drink
my accomplishments made it way too long
I'm floating in and out of consciousness
And they saying I'm back
I agree with that
I just take my time
With all this shit
I still believe in that
I had someone tell me
I fell off
Ooh, I needed that
And they wanna see me pick back up but where'd I leave it at?
I know I exaggerated things now I got it like that
Tucked my napkin in my shirt cause I'm just poppin' like that
You know good and well you don'm just mopping like that you know good and well that you don't
want a problem like that
you gonna make someone around me cut the body
like that, no don't do it
please don't do it
cause one of us goes in and we all go through it.
And Drizzy got the money, so Drizzy gonna pay it.
Those my brothers, I ain't even gotta say it.
That's just something they know.
They know, they know, they know, they know
They know, they know, they know
Come on!
Yeah, they know, yeah
That's no real as all the rest Fuck them up and go Let's go!
Let's go! and Tell her I apologize, I'm in overtime
She says they missed the whole trade girl
Don't tempt me if they don't get it
They'll be over you
Why the fuck is Hive Eyes calling?
Why the fuck is Hive Eyes- Yo what's up hi guys
yo how about what's up. You have your stream tab unmuted on your computer and it's just echoing.
How long?
How long?
How long?
Two minutes.
So the entire show so far has been gorgeous.
But then Hi-Fi's killed my aura!
Let me try again.
Can I get another chance, chat just one more lamestream worst boxer ever oh no we'll get into that we'll get
into that we will get into that. We will get into that. I'm trying to my own divorce.
Many days fell away
with nothing to show, and the walls kept tumbling down in the city that we love Hey, clouds all over the scale spring down this bar.
But if you close your eyes
does it ever just feel like now that things ain't done? You'll be here before
How am I gonna win, huh? You've been here before
Oh, how am I gonna be an optimist about this?
How am I gonna be an optimist about this?
Now Chad!
Great fucking song, shout out Bastille.
Dude...
Boxing event? We gotta get into it.
We gotta break into it. We gotta get into it, we gotta break it down.
First and foremost off the rip
off the dome ski
What do you guys rate me, skill wise as a boxer?
How do you rate my skills in the ring 1-10 give me an honest rating
1-10 0 0 Honest rating. One through ten, zero.
Zero.
When is the...
You missed the whole weekend.
On God like a one.
Zero.
Zero. Zero. Zero Zero
Fuck you
So guys it's my first
Desktop stream in four days
A lot of times
Zero actually five
Zero you don't know
how to fight horrible to zero
Dead honest a four out of ten but
You have power thank you bro
So like at least that guy said something about you.
Dizo thinking for the prime sub.
Johnny thinking for the prime.
Everybody type hi.
I'm a positive streamer, bro.
Everybody type hi.
Many days have gone away with... everybody type hi many days thing to show no scare tumbling down in the city
that we love
grey clouds all over us still singing
down this from above But if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like
you've been here before? How am I gonna be an optimist about this how am i gonna be an
optimist about it Chad I kind of want to go on a singing
show that's a good YouTube vlog.
Fergo think about the Prime stuff. Nusky think about the Prime stuff.
Energy think about what you want.
Daddy Brugger think about what you wanted.
Check Twitter DMs
High fives it better be important bro because I will
Kidding, kidding
I'll check Twitter DMs
Hopefully it's a picture of high-vises
Dick! I'm kidding, I'm joking
Obviously it's a joke
High-vise shared a post I'm kidding, I'm joking. Obviously it's a joke.
HiVise shared a post
Oh no we're going to get into that
We're getting into all of it
Now streamers did react High fives. I haven't, we're getting into all of it now.
Streamers did react to the boxing event,
bro streamers did react on a little Sonat,
um,
queso phantom some r6 streamers so i want to react to their reactions this is meta meta
so i have not seen like their full reactions. I've seen a couple clips, but I have not seen
their full reactions so Kai and Kaiso were live
while I was boxing and they reacted
so bro I have to see their reactions like i actually
have to um i have a video pulled up i think
hold on let me see i think i have their um vods pulled up
imma check real quick
many days fellow where you would nothing just oh my god i do
i got it right here. Okay, drag that, bang.
Okay.
So what the mother...
What is happening with my setup?
All right.
Hold on.
I don't know what's going on with my setup.
No, don't tell me I accidentally clicked Minecraft.
God damn it!
Okay, stay calm, Jinx.
I'm just gonna stay very calm.
Stay very calm.
Okay, I found it. this is the vaude now
i'm gonna go to desktop
why isn't there bs tiny i will fully crash out shortly here
okay there we go so Kai reacted queso reacted and phantom
reacted okay Kai reacted queso reacted and phantom
reacted are y'all ready to go let's do this
let's do this let's do this let's do this i'm gonna make sure my desktop
audio is not muted perfect chat now i want to see what this little
This little uh
This little guy said here because at the end of the day, bro
If khan is speaking positively about my boxing match, that's fine.
I have a feeling he wasn't.
Let's see though.
We don't know.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Autistic.
Hey bitch. Like come on man
This was the time Sam y'all told me where he reacted
He did react. Nice!
Of course that's when he clicked on.
He clicked on four seconds after I took off my shirt?
The back knee?
That was a good one, but it wasn't the right move. He clicked on four seconds after I took off my shirt.
The back of me,
I'm working on it.
I went to a dermatologist. Wait, wait, wait. junk you know jinxie games a lot
you know so what i think is gonna happen is he'll get tired first round
you get he'll get tired first round
and then shut up kai that's not what's gonna happen
wait turn off desktop audio. Done.
I'm going to get tired first round.
That was his prediction.
Some other shit will happen.
I think his man's got it.
Yes, I have Bacony.
But I want this in the window!
Oh, hey, hey!
WKai, man!
WKai, man!
Holy cow! Ew! Kai, man. Holy
cow.
Alright, Kai, come on. We get it.
Jay's a little bit taller,
a little bit heavier.
He was...
Two!
Dude I said that in the Joker voice.
Did anyone pick up on that?
I said that in the Joker voice.
It's just going to come down
to who wants this shit more.
Spoiler alert.
Me.
Turn it up, YouTube! I turned it UP!
MY GOD!
You guys want max volume?
Is that loud enough? Holy crap. How much louder do you guys want the volume at?!
Good lord, clear your ears out.
Come on... come on...
Come on... come on, come on.
Alright I'm scared.
I gotta scare him.
Hello Mr. Eating!
Wait what did he just say?
What did this little shit just say?
Bro why every time I-
What did Kai just say?
Me
Bro what is... Bro what is wrong with this?
What did Kai just say?
Sorry. What'd he say about my hairline, bro?
Yo is his hair long receding? Yeah...
No it's not! Well kind of.
Yo I was locked in right here.
Yo I was locked in right here.
I was actually...
I was actually locked in. Okay, bitch. I was actually locked in oh my god sir
I was ready for war Wow
Think I left it to Lee that's why.
So Lou!
Remember when I told you to put the speaker
somewhere on the floor?
It's not there.
That's it.
This is
I want to see you. I want to see his reaction to my walk
I wanna
Want to see his reaction to my walk out? I want to see this reaction to my walkout. I
Want to see this are you gonna fuck with Kyle how he looks now?
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna fuck with how kinds of look at the end
Call call Yeah. Right now? Wait, oh yeah no don't
It's not cocaine here he's trolling
Kai you've butchered that every-
Stop saying it! You butcher it everytime
How are you still butchering this, Kai?
Holy shit!
I do this shit for my brother and my little mother too
My brudda and my lil' muda too. Yeah, hey bro!
Yo, bro!
Dude I'm locked.
Is he fighting him?
Yeah, yeah, I am.
Oh shit.
What?
Do y'all believe Kai?
Believe Kai. Yo, I... Do you not believe Kai?
Yo I haven't watched J.C's stream in a minute! Chief Keef, Frenito
I haven't watched his stream in a minute
Jay Song is crazy
Oh you gotta win!
Okay, yeah okay Yeah, bro Jay's walkout was like man We got this I got that thing.
And be honest.
That's my corner.
You want somebody to confirm his ethnicity?
That's my corner. You good?
Wait a minute!
Nah, this motherfucker Kai is so funny bro.
Yo.
You good?
Alright.
Yo, Kai. Yo, Kai!
No, Kai's so funny!
Okay!
Go farm, go farm, go farm!
No no no, Kai is funny! Kai is funny, Kai is funny.
Oh man...
Bro I can't believe I haven't even seen this yet!
My walkout was crazy! No no no my walk out was no no my workout
was actually crazy
predictions oh no yes no no I walk out
with that
critics jinxie or his mans i'm sorry
i don't know his name you guys if you guys know his name
he put it oh yeah Oh.
That's my hood, kid!
I got some big shit! Who thesy or Jay, everybody don't.
All the hoes in my dumps hope to!
Ah shit this thing is gonna lose.
I got jigsies.
Watch entrance watch entrance!
Stutter!
That's horror. Difference! Stutter, stutterset.
That's Oro.
Right to his corner.
Lost Orr with the fall?
I want this corner action.
Dude, that's head games! That's head games.
No, that's head games.
Everybody vote No, that's head games. Bro my entry! We have 48 million on Jinxy
48 million
on his mans
50 million on Jinx
Damn people are betting
on me.
Come on now.
Come on out.
Come on out.
What we got?
All the hype is gone
and I lost my mouth guard.
Too much adrenaline that I forgot my mouth guard okay where's the fight Abra here we go we've got Jay Dunn in this corner with the white gloves
Dude, Jay was taller than I thought
J6 once
And in this corner, needing no introduction to the world. Come on. Some of you know him as Junkatron. Some of you know him as junk man
oh yeah
you know him as
one in ten Ben
no
yay
in this corner
Jigsy yeah In this corner, Jake Thieve!
Damn I look good. Damn in that corner I look good.
How many rounds? How many rounds?
Three one minute!
Three one minute!
Three rounds, come on.
Imma let you know who wins off here they got judges they have judges
the rap bro the rap is the judge
fighter are you ready? Jason, you're ready!
Dude, okay...
Off rip I almost got knocked out
I'm not even trolling
Off rip Watch Watch this, watch this
Yo! I kept my balance though
So like right here
I love Jay, I've been playing Siege with Jay for four years
When i saw how hard he was trying to knock me out,
I was like...
Oh bad!
Now you guys are gonna see what I mean in a second
So off-ramp my life's bat. Okay.
Bang!
Oh yeah, oh yeah... Oh, yeah. Yeah!
Yeah!
It's a clinch, bro.
I watched Money Mayweather growing up.
That's a smart fucking clinch.
Boyd, Money Mayweather, 50 and 0. Fight! It's a smart clinch. Void, Money, Mayweather 50 and 0.
Fight! Smart clinch
Oh! Okay
Is that connected? Look at guy's face. Look at guys face
Yo, I like I told y'all bro off rip I sensed Jay's energy. I was literally trying to like
I don't know bro
I didn't remember this I don't know, bro. I didn't remember this!
I don't remember anything that happened.
Nothing.
Don't drink it,ie! Stop grabbing!
Kai don't give me boxing advice. Just...Kai stop.
Just enjoy the shot.
Rob's going for haymakers!
This was such a good fight, bro!
What? 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Round up!
Dude, dude, that was a good first round!
That was a good first round. You know what?
You know what? You know what?
You know what? Hey, hey, you know
what?
Hey, you know what? It's cool.
Woah, woah, woah, woah, whoa, whoa, okay I've seen
this was talked about bro
on god on my mother's
life the referee handed
Mundane $100 back immediately.
My dad was clip farming, bro.
My dad was clip farming.
Watch this is a clip farm.
100% that was a clip farm.
Hey you know what?
This was a clip farm.. You know what? This was a clip farm.
Hey, you know what?
This was literally
a clip farm.
It's cool.
He's fine.
Fair call.
It's cool.
I think his man's got that-
Imma see what chat saying. Chat, y'all believe me right? Cause I'm being dead ass bro
Like I'm being like dead dead dead dead dead ass
I'm not even trolling bro like
That's what happened bro
Okay? That is exactly what happened
w coaches w Coaches on everything.
Right here, I got the game-winning advice from Juan.
He's coming on. Hold on. He's coming up.
Listen for his advice.
Listen! Listen!
Listen! Listen!
Juan, any advice? I said Juan, any advice?
I said Juan, any advice?
Juan, my security guard.
Ex-Marine.
This guy kicks ass.
Listen to his advice.
Any advice? He said he's going to be expecting that haymaker over and over.
Listen to what he says.
I love his man's got that,
and then Kai's yapping so like...
Shut the fuck up, Kai! I couldn't... I can- SHUT THE FUCK UP GUY!
I couldn't-
I called his round.
Wait, they paid the refs?
What do you mean?!
Of course he said that
Wait when?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
So right there he said
He's gonna be expecting it
so he's gonna go under.
He did not protect his chin when he went under.
Look at my face when he told me that.
Look at my face when he told me that.
Look at my fucking face.
I was expect... Dude, he was expecting
that haymaker, so I faked the haymaker
He went under unprotected chin
Rang his fucking bell
in round 2 watch this
Wait what? Watch this bro watch this
watch this shit that was the best advice I've ever gotten.
And then yeah, Skyte was just yapping...
Into the next round!
When he goes low like that, uppercut, bro.
Remember the uppercut?
It's so easy to say what to do
when you not in the ring.
Thank you, bro.
Yo, Galpa, you fucking kai.
Thank you.
I'm so tired... bro everybody has it like Mike Tyson
said, everybody got a plan until
they get hit in the face. Bro
there's no strategy in amateur
not even amateur in two idiots boxing i played no defense and
I was just swinging that's the that's probably the most frustrating part like oh my god, right?
WKai on dogs. See his chat saying facts bro
Exactly Bro I look kinda muscular facts bro exactly i look kind of muscular from the back 10 seconds 10 seconds round two
chat and then queso reacted, which is like lit.
K-Sos reaction is after this.
Kai who are you going to fight if you learn how to box um an eighth grader kai you're five foot
four you do not need to learn how to box okay
leave that to me all right i'm gonna learn how to box guy
so i wanna know how to box, bro.
You know, everybody got their hands...
Oh, hell no!
Was he punching?
He did the Spider-Man spiderweb with his hand while he was punching.
Look at that.
He did the Spider-Man
Wait for it... Oh how no?
10 seconds. Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it
He did the Spider-Man web deploy
on his punch!
Look at this!
Look at this, look at this!
What the fuck is that?!
Kai if you go into a boxing ring like that
You're going to break your thumb and your pinky
See but Chad now I'm a boxer
Here's the thing bro. I became a man bro
Like bro, I got in the ring
I became a man. Look at this! Battle scars.
I'm a man now bro!
I got hit in the face and it felt good.
Another man laid his hand... I got hit in the face and it felt great, alright?
F-I fucking love it!
I might enter a boxing arc,
I might quit streaming
I might become the next
Shit i'm 22 bro?
I could do this shit really
Seriously I could do this shit.
You guys like me in this corner, yeah? That's good.
Alright back to Kai.
After this we'll watch Kso's reaction.
No everybody got their hands I have to watch Kso's reaction. I can't with this guy. I always do like a month and a half. I never go... Chat, I promise you, bro.
The glow arc, I'm telling you.
Kai is kind of muscular, man.
He has muscle.
I promise you, bro.
I promise you.
All right.
Yeah, I don't want to do too much of this.
I don't want to do too much of this.
Ready?
Fight!
Let's go, round two.
This was my round.
This was the ra- yo remember with uppercut?
Remember the uppercut?
Whoa whoa whoa whoa!
Remember the uppercut right here.
Right listen. This was
the advice. I winded that
bitch back!
I winded that bitch back like a slingshot
He ducked under, watch how
redirected my arm. This was Juan's advice!
I waited for him to duck under, his chins unprotected.
Watch the bell ring!
Our Melba wanted for a to quit so many times, but I knew this moment would come. Now is my time!
Bro any streamer that wants to box me that is under 160 pounds,
you can be 165.
That's fine.
You can be 170.
You can be 10 pounds.
Any streamer
that is a streamer
and not a boxer,
I'll box.
Chad,
I rang his bell.
I rang his bell.
I rang his bell.
All right.
Last pause.
I swear.
Last pause.
I swear wrong headset.
All right. Last pause. I swear. Wrong headset. Alright!
Last pause, I swear.
See how you go Kai?
Another- my Floyd clinch is so good. Shout out Floyd.
Yo!
Ooh! Ooh! Boom!
Hey, let's go. Here Rick uh...
right oh
that's that left that's that left. That's that left!
That member is jelly!
Chat, y'all seen the left.
Y'all see the...
... other now that's one one that's the wrong one thank you thank you thank you thank you
thank you, thank you, thank you. It is 1-1! It is 1-1!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
That's 1-1!
Oh my god that's 1-1!
That nigga tossed with the puncher like a motherfucker.
Yeah keep your mouth shut. That nigga charged up the punches like-1. That's good.
Yo!
Thank you for the gift hit, Kaysen!
Kaysen, thank you for the gift hit!
Nick?
Nick, you've been asked to run over the face for a minute. Come on, Junko. Come on, Junko.
Hey, he said clean all day bro.
Brad, I think you're prime.
Think of the prime man.
Come on, Junko!
You want water?
Yeah, yeah.
You got a bottle of vodka?
Yeah. You want some? Yeah. Take it to the prime. Come on, Junko!
Come on, Junko. You gotta close it out.
Can I get a towel on my face now.
Clicks vs Jinkxxy in boxing?
I'll make this offer, if clicks boxes me and wins i'll give him a hundred thousand dollars
if i win i'll give them nothing or no
if i win he gives me nothing so So let me re-say that.
Outbox clicks,
If he beats me
If he beats me I'll give him $100k
100K
IF I
IF I WIN I don't want anything. That's it. 100% down. Clicks is what? Like 20?
Yeah that would hit! Oh my god that would hit.
Oh, God, that would hit.
Right at him.
Dude, look at how passionate I am.
Like my dad said before the fight i'm a little bit acoustic
but i swear to god it helps in the ring i'm crazy right now
i don't remember any of this It was all a blur.
A nigga said, roll up, Ka.
Do I look like I smoke, motherfucker?
Fuck you mean roll up?
It look like I smoke!
Why? Oh, get out of smoke! Why? Oh, okay.
Why?
Why does it look like I smoke?
Why?
Dude, Jay is sweating!
What makes you think I- You're black.
YO!
Yo. What the fuck?
Bro look at Jay's sweat. Oh my god.
Round 3
Round 3, round 3. Round 3, round three, round three. I bet!
Round three, round three.
Go!
Go! Round 3, round 3, round 3, round 3.
Final round!
Is he getting food?
What the f-
Oh my god, back in time let's go.
Round 3.
Look at him, he is locked in.
Here we go. Let's go, round three. Look at him he is locked in.
Oh I'm a real thriller! Real thriller!
Real thriller!
It's even It's even, it's even. It's even?
Good pressure.
Good pressure, Dinksy, good pressure! That's pressure.
Thank you Kai!
Come on Kai!
Last round.
Dude, I was only going for knockouts. That's actually bad.
Chat, that's bad!
Go, go, go, oh, oh.
And then we like... I don't even know what this was.
Okay, okay. We'll get to the win or well...
I got ass in my pants let me go We'll get to the win, er well. What just happened?
I skipped for two minutes!
There's... there-
What? WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
God, streaming is the best job in the world.
Dude, I switched for 2 minutes and I-
Okay here we go, here's the decision I think
Or no maybe I'm tweaking.
I must have missed it.
Let me find it.
Whatever, it doesn't matter.
Chattada, it was a good fight.
Now,
I want to just talk about this fight
or this punch real quick.
We're going to get the K-Stone's reaction next, but...
Chat,
this...
I swear to God,
if this landed...
Yo,
if this landed...
Punch? Was that the punch earlier that I was talking about when it came out? Chat, if this landed punch was that the punch earlier that i was talking
about when it came out if this i'm gonna move my camera
if this punch landed yo
if this punch landed. I swing in?
I think this is it right here, I think this is where we're at.
Watch this. Okay!
I pulled this shit straight out of Elden Ring
Shoutout Margit
First boss you fight This is a faint right out of elden ring watch his feet
here i came in with the left and then an absolute rifle came across
the right Yo, if that connected.
No no no no no.
If that connected. Oh my no no no. If THAT connected...
Oh!
OH MY GOD
If he hit him with the-
Yo, he would've taken his fucking head off!
Bro let all of this anger out from this tournament.
Yo yo yo, right outta Elden Ring!
He cocks back, I don't know why he just flexed that up here like this.
Yo that was a missile.
Dude I think boxing is the most fun I've ever had in my life.
Alright but okay now K-Stone Reactive 2
K-Stone reactive chat Um, alright. But okay now KSo reacted too
KSo reacted. Chat then we'll get into the stream Guys probably a long stream tonight
Probably like 5 hours
I'm gonna do some gaming
Late night
We'll do some reactions
I'm going to do some gaming
We're chillin bro My brother KSo reacted as well Late night, we'll do some reactions. I'm going to do some gaming.
We're chilling bro.
My brother K-So reacted as well.
Well he reacted in like the first minute, I think?
You know?
I'm a see.
Watch GXE?
Oh yeah, yeah. What you mean watch G. Oh, yeah Yeah, what you mean? Watch Dixie good CW friend bro. Okay, so immediately is like you see good W friend
This world does not deserve case of he's the most wholesome human being I've ever had the pleasure of meeting.
He's so fucking wholesome.
What happened?
Was he cooking?
What in...
Yo, yo.
Okay, Chad.
He's boxing?
He came in late.
Is he fighting somebody?
His reaction is late.
Did he win?
I was still fighting him this time, I think.
Jinkx is fighting somebody?
Oh he came in at the perfect time!
So how long did he watch for like a couple minutes?
Did he win? Jump into our regular stream AdWords How long did he watch for? Like a couple minutes?
Did he win?
Jump into our regular stream after.
I just wanted to watch this.
Wait,
did I miss it?
No,
he came in on like all he missed. No, he came in on like... Oh, he missed it.
He missed it!
Did he rewind?
The decision hasn't happened yet.
What muscle group did you work out today?
Leg day. Sunday is leg day
You missed it?
Wait, is it on his VOD?
Oh shit Holy fuck, boxing is no joke. Oh my god he did.
Yo hold up! Dude, dude.
Wait a minute.
Okay imagine this streamer boxing card.
Queso versus Phantom.
That would be peak.
Bro I think bro,
I think Queso is like six foot, bro. I'm too easy dude. Hey so private
Ty verse ray
Meavers clicks whoo-hoo Ty vs. Ray, me vs. Clixx. Who else bro? We need like two more boxing matches.
Yo that's his dad. His dad is cool.
I actually met his dad.
Yes he did.
I love K-Soul man!
Bro, did he win?
Dude, he doesn't even know!
Oh this is peak.
Queso's a W reactor, he skips.
W reactor, W reactor.
Oh no! oh no that was bad but i was like okay jade's trying to knock me out i'm like okay bet wham Okay, back. Wham!
Wham!
Wham!
Wham!
He's loading up his right hook.
Bro! Bro, he's loading up his white hook.
His arms are all like that
till he's loaded it up
like Donkey Kong.
Break break break Yo, he loaded that thing up like Donkey Kong throwing a punch.
Yo, that was crazy.
Oh my goodness dude!
Oh this is round two bro I think or no it's round one
Dude, dude, dude
I would hate boxing so bad
because literally
if like if i'm in there fighting somebody boxing, you gotta fight off the urge to just slam them.
Yeah, that is true, bro. That is true. The picture?
That's moist critical.
Is that moist?
Wait, are they in moist compound?
Yo!
Look at moistist spectating dude, he's watching over him man.
Yo Ominous with the five gifted.
Wait, did you see one by decision? You can call me soft but Jinxie won right? He won?
I don't think he watched all of it yet.
You can call me soft
but bro, I'm not boxing
unless I got headgear on dude.
Like I'm sorry man. Bro!
I feel like head gear is more dangerous
because people would just go for your nose
like shitty boxers
and then you'd have a broken nose.
Dude, shout out to these guys for actually boxing! Thanks Case!
Dude it's lowkey scary bro I'm not gonna lie.
Unless your paying me like a million dollars, I'm not gonna lie. But like, unless you're paying me
like a million dollars,
I'm not boxing with no headgear on, dude.
I'm sorry.
Chat, you can call me soft if you want to
but all it takes is one hit
to the side of the head
and you're not the same person.
You know what I mean?
Yo Anonymous with a 5-dip depreciates you!
Alright that—okay okay wait did he watch the end?
Did he watch the end?
Shut up about it! Why do I start off so bad?
You're just changed forever?
Well, thanks mom.
Wait what did his mom say? Hold on hold on.
Wait what did his mom just say?
I missed that.
Put the T and get depreciation ghost.
Get up here.
Yep. What is that? What did she say? Yes, sir. hey JC wanted though didn't he yes sir yo Farrah with the five kids yes sir
yes sir yes sir check did you hear Jimmy step in a boxing ring
Jack could you imagine? Bro!
You think I'd win?
Why y'all saying no like you can't even
imagine that?
Um...I think that was like everything no bro even dude i saw this on tick tock bro this was the okay first off a couple tic toc reactions then we'll get into the stream on God. We'll do clips and I will do gaming
okay, it will be game in for a little bit but chat I
saw this
What the the is this
this is a statistical fallacy bro i did not go 10 for 33.
holy i need to notch shoot from the right hash.
It's not real bro! That is
not real!
No that is not my shot chart That is not my shot chart.
That is not my shot chart.
Okay, and then here we go.
And this video as well.
Here we go. I mean dude, what?
And then look at the comments.
Take this!
Ah swing. He's so acoustic even his dad called him that. Jinxy winding up his punches
like he finna land a Gomu punch like Luffy. The only decent match was Richie and the other guy. Didn't his dad give the ref money?
This just happened, bro. This will show him a swing. Yeah, it's like
if those land,
it's probably going to hurt.
Nah, this guy's got it.
This guy's got it.
How does that have one?
Like this guy's got it? This guy's got it.
This guys got it.
This guy fucking got it.
Jinxy just needs to go back to crying
Jay should've 100% won
Damn near threw his shoulder out bro might be Luffy all right no but
chat I saw the craziest fucking video of all time bro dude I was on tip did I lose it no no bro this dude
this happened while we were driving to like the basketball court but I haven't even been home for
the last three days. This weekend has been insane bro
Okay, everybody saw this but bro
this video was the scariest thing I've ever seen.
Okay, is there audio?
Okay, now there is, now there is.
Okay, focus on this person right here in the glasses.
Watch this. Where's my audio? I'll crash out!
Really see something that said watch and look what happened
. look what happened
she went right to clip farming. A man almost died, whether you love him or hate him.
A man almost died and she went right to clip farming. I have never seen anything like this before!
Bro,
this was the most insane thing
I've ever...
This had 10 million views in 4 hours.
This was the most insane thing I've ever seen!
A man did die?
Someone died?!
Bro, that was the M insane thing i've ever seen
two people died, bro. And she recorded that is insane, bro.
That is literally insane.
That is actually fucking insane.
Oh yeah and broke. I didn't know if you guys saw this
bro, this was the craziest weekend of all time
I didn't even know if you guys saw this
Bro, did anyone see this?
This was insane!
Bro, this was also this weekend.
This was also this weekend bro
Oh wait wrong video
Did anyone see this?
Okay anyone see this you know okay bro basically central c was dating this girl um mad madeline for like years bro this wasn't, just listen
you told me to stand up so I'm standing up
let me tell you how i did not know
that any of this was gonna fucking happen
let me take you guys back a couple months
I lay down in bed with him and he comes to me and he's like i have a new song to show
and i'm like yes serenade me i'm ready to hear some poetry then he plays me his verse what the
not only did you just snitch on yourself that you're
cheating but you just told me exactly how
Give me your fucking phone
Are you telling me ZKTrapi69 with the wet emoji
is not your childhood friend? He tells me it's
just marketing and I know how the internet works so I just forget about
it. A while later he told me that he wants to
hire an influencer to do like a lip-syncing video
to one of his older songs, and I'm like oh that makes sense
Then he said I'm gonna send her a car cause she asked for
one, I was like, okay makes sense.
Whoever this editor is,
turn the goddamn music down!
God damn it.
He didn't tell me he was sending out his personal card to start a dating room over there.
I was with you guys, knees deep in that comment section asking if we were still together.
We tried to have a conversation and all he kept saying was,
Alright!
No, I'm kidding.
Chat, so basically she- no no no.
Central C cheated on his girlfriend for I don't even know how many years with ice spice chat that is messy that is messy click said easy
clicks actually wants the box give me a clip clicks i'micks, I'm so down.
I'm so down, Clicks.
Clicks bro we didn't have to say anything bro!
Time, day
you stream, I stream
Clicks said he would cook up
Wait, wait! Is there actually a clip?
Give me a clip
Give me a clip
Here's a clip of him. Wait, Clix isn't he's not even streaming.
Nothing's new nothing's new
No yeah but this shit is...
This shit is terrible
Where?
Where where where where where where where
WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE Where, where, where, where?
Where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where?
React to this.
High fives, I can't like high five you know I can work my computer
okay there we go
. Oh, I'm slumping. Oh my God, I'm slumping that. Oh my god, I'm slumping that.
He has that Fortnite arm.
Chat, I'm slumping 16 ounce?
Chat! So okay, give me a trainer
give me like give me a trainer
give me like a month
that's that Fortnite arm, chat.
See like this is all cute and all but it's just a lot different when I have
Like OD crashing on and I'm walking out. It gets really different so bro, I'm down. Oh god
I'm down Euro final oh
Yes, yes Bro what did I say? What did I fucking say?!
You guys ask me who is winning the Euro finals? You guys ask me, who's winning
the Euro finals? Three
weeks ago before quarterfinals
even started. What did I say?
What did I say?
What did I say?
Space What did I say? What did I say? Spain.
Spain!
What the fuck did I say?
Spain! Spain! Spain. SPAIN!
And I was correct
Cat, I'm the king bro
I'm the King
But no yeah man clicks 100% down we don't gotta say anything let's just box man
let's box bro keep it about keeping a buck one thousand
i train for a month you train for a month we box job what is clicks height and weight like five seven
go brawl stars play the song
you're acting like no one expected Spain to win. Bro, Ryan why do you always hate on my ball knowledge? It's so weird bro. Why do you always hate on my ball knowledge? You're so cringe, Ryan. Fuck you, Ryan! Okay, um...
Hold on.
Alright, Chad are we good to go?
Ready to start stream or what? Anything else anything else?
A lot happened this weekend bro
Anything else?
Anything else anything else anything else Anything else? Anything else? Anything else? Anything else?
Anything else?
The thing is...
This is Clix taking your offer.
Wait, that ass?
Where?
Fucking roadside.
The thing is... Shut up! If you want wanna do it I feel like you should do bro.
I think that's a free...
I'll do-I'll do it if its 30 days from now.
I'm not doing like a month cause bro there's no way he wants to do with like a month because bro there's nobody who wants to
do that so you're down though if it's real
you're down though right you said what i killed him what
you've never seen me guys Clicks.
I'm from the hood, Clicks.
Do you want to see my toilet? Do you want to see what I pissed in
2022?
Link it! Highlights,
link it! Clicks, you're
a Fortnite kid. I don't care if you got a trainer.
I'll get a trainer, clicks.
Clicks, I'll get a trainer bro.
Anyone can get a trainer.
Not everyone can piss into a musty ass toilet for 16 years.
Not everyone can do that, clicks.
Not everyone can do that shit! now my bro hey man if he actually broke
he's down bro that's respect
jinxie Toilet.
Jinxie toilet, okay.
So this is like my background right? This is my lore.
2022, okay? this is my background
oh why does your toilet look like that bro
am i down to box?
I've been fighting my whole fucking life.
Am I down the box?
I've been fighting my whole fucking life.
Have a completely normal and clean...
AM I DOWN THE BOX?!
...toilet. Look, it flushes perfectly.
I'VE BEEN FIGHTING MY WHOLE LIFE!!! perfectly. I've been fighting my whole life!
Come on, bro.
That's why I flushed my toilet. Who has the shower video? Link to the shower video.
Junko, what is your toilet- Who has the shower video junco why do you have the shower video jinxy shower all real
all real this is where i lived until i was 21. who has the video of me turning on the shower?
Jinxy Shower Wrench.
Come on, bro!
Chad, where's the video at man? Anybody have it? Anybody have it? Anybody have it? Anybody have it? Anybody have it? We
Alright chalk it I don't know where it is
God high fives please just finger me
Chad I swear
I'll start gaming soon, I promise.
Now this...
This is like OG lore.
Only the OGs remember this.
This is like OG lore.
Bruh where did the video go? What!
Guys, link it again.
Link it again.
Link it again.
Link it again.
Link it again.
Oh my god!
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Link it again, link it again, link it again, link it again.
Oh my god!
Right here.
This is Jinx-y lore. When really, all the toilets aren't even that bad.
Alright time for the show. This is all real bro.
So yes I'm down to box.
Fuck yeah. 100%.
Prime Junko! Bro you guys weren't even watching bro
That was 2021 bro
Prime Pixie
Alright lets go, can we like... Hey, let's play video games.
Let's go.
Who wants to get fucked up man?
Who wants to get fucked up?
Jack! Oh wait, wait, wait, oh!
Clips. Bro, we haven't done a clip session in like six months. Squirtle stop if I have to do a party.
We haven't done a clip session in like six months.
I was there.
What are you were there?
Appreciate you.
Haven't done a clip session in like six months.
Send in clips, let's go!
Send in clips, let's go!
Send in clips, let's go! Send in clips, let's get it.
Send in clips, let's go!
4 and 11 Kevin
4 and 11 Kevin Kevin. Four and eleven, Kevin. Lock me in. Float
me.
Perky-bitty-dyke! I give it a tight.
Whoa, this guy's a support player. He started off the round flipping camps.
This guy's a support player.
Make sure Dextop is muted.
Oh my God, Highvise.
God, I love you.
Done.
Over.
Done.
All right, chat.
We're gaming all night.
Let's go.
Okay. alright chat we're gaming all night let's go, that's brilliant!
This guy is a support player!
This is my type of
guy. He starts off the
round flipping cams. Absolutely
beautiful.
Send in clips, chat! Let's go! That's good rain.
... He droned the Cayde. No, no this guy knows how to play Siege!
He droned the Cayde being below the breach.
This guy deserves a blow job as long as he's 18 plus. Bro, that's how you play Siege!
He's got the Jig-Siege arm! I don't care how I'm playing Sie charm! I don't care, I'm glazing.
I don't care.
W support player in the chat.
W support player in the chat.
Only mistake you made...
You could have shot the cave from outside the window
It's safety It's it's safer less
probability chance of you dying great start though beautiful start absolutely beautiful start Absolutely beautiful stun!
Please, I'm serious.
Enemy combatant close breach. Enemy combatant close breach!
Oh my god, this right here is how you synergize utility!
Lion hit a lion skin, thermite at the wall!
This is how you synergize utility!
You lost aura her drives utility
you lost dora
oh my god it's jason bourne That's your name! That's your name!
Yo, I'm picking this guy up on roller Saturday.
I don't care. I don't have to play throw him out anymore
he's quick right he heard it yo i'm going to start twerking i guarantee you this guy's champ
listen for the carpet crinkle he heard it he heard the carpet
crinkle listen listen right here rewind
he hurt the carpet
he's nasty. No, no, no, he's nasty!
Right there! Stay right there!
He's lion scanned
He knew to move off of the lion scan because he knew he would stand still
this guy is an absolute fucking demon.
This guy is an absolute
fucking dog. A dog.
An actual fucking
nothing A actual fucking nothing.
He turned it into a self promo.
He turned it into a goddamn self promo.
There's no way
that is next level he turned it into a goddamn self
promo are you shitting me There's actually no way, bro.
Next game of the day coming in from Shiesty.
Coming in from Shiesty.
Is that another Jinxie charm?
Is that another Jinxie charm?
I'm going to throw it back.
Another Jinxie charm.
W holds some positivity
in the chat. Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Look, you guys are going to say so be not droning. In a scenario like this it's great to not drone let me explain why.
Vigil is off the board.
The only roamer Ashe had to worry about was Vigil.
And potentially Solas? Probably not though, because Emerald Plains is a gigantic map.
If Vigil were still alive this would be the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
But because Vigil is dead, not droning is idealistic here.
This is how you play games. Confidence! Let your luck hang! That's the rain.
That's the rain!
THAT'S THE AIM!!!
Why are the clips good tonight?
I'm not complaining.
Why are the clips good tonight?!
We're two for two as a chat!
When did this happen?
Okay, we're two for two as a chat.
Guys keep sending bangers keep sending bangers we are two for
two as a chad right now sup donkey sup donkey sup donkey yeah i have a feeling this is gonna be a rough clip okay he's using nook
acog 1v2 scenario 33 seconds on the clock.
Vigil still alive, Castle's still alive.
This round brings your team right back in this game.
. That's got rain. No, no, no, that's got rain.
That is got rain. 50 seconds remaining.
The defuser has been secured, 10 seconds remaining.
The defuser has been secured, 10 seconds left.
Peak Zims! Got it! Oh, well that's fine anyways.
What's going on Beak? Clip just came across my desk of you
dying to an uncooked grenade in Year 9 Season 2
of Rainbow Six Siege. Take your Zim and set in year nine season two of rainbow six siege
take your zim and set it ablaze okay don't light your zimm on fire but
break it
actually take your sim unplug it from your Xbox and throw it into a lake.
Actually don't do that you might hurt a fish.
Just take your zim and put in the trash can.
It's not for you, le bruh!
One of the worst clips I've ever seen. One of the worst clips I've ever seen.
One of the worst clips I've ever seen.
1 in 10, Ben. I am a viewbot.
El Bully 20-piece
McNugget late Illuminati
meeting. Yo guys, just so y'all know whenever I'm late, I'm not an Illuminati meeting. Yo, guys, just so y'all know, whenever I'm
late, I'm not in a Illuminati
meeting, guys. When I'm late, it's
because I'm late, alright? I'm late.
I'm not in an Illuminati meeting, bro.
God, do y'all respect me for streaming tonight
by the way? I'm sore,
bro. Like look, I have a black
eye from a fight.
I'm sore. I'm hurt. I'm injured dude no okay it's your job
yes oh there's some guesses no clicks tweet is he down
clicks tweet I don't see it. I don't see it, I don't see it, I don't see it, I don't see it.
I don't see it, I don't see it, I don't see it, I don't see it, I don't see it.
Whoa! Wait wait wait
what did he say?
... I'm locked
but up it to 500k
on both ends 30 days
from now locked
let's see what he's trying to do
He wants it to be 30 days from now because he knows if
It's 60 days and i get more time to train, he's chocked
30 days chat I do if we do okay here's my here's my 500k both ends okay I might get a fucking lick all right
five hundred K both ends I like that I like where your head set now let's
get down to brass tacks here no headgear, mouthguards.
No head gear, mouth guards.
We each get a trainer.
60 days we each train.
Two months! Give me two months because I I box one time in my life
60 days and
I'll bounces that on the canvas
60 days. I'm a hundred percent down
Oh I'm 100% down. Oh, it's because
I have Yoxic muted.
Chat,
I mean... Is that not... not bro is that not peak how does yoxic still follow me
yo yoxic get off my dick bro
chat 500k both ends 60 days from now and we're not doing no three rounds stupid shit bro
i want nine rounds i wanted to get sloppy. Nine rounds, minute each.
Okay, we might die on nine rounds.
Seven rounds, minute each.
No headgear, mouthguard 500K each.
Lock it, peep my reply.
And there's coffee.
Coffee if you're a moderator can you moderate for one night?
60 days. You said 30, I said
wait did I say 30? Dude
30 days clicks literally has trained trained before I've never trained do it
if I have 60 days of training with an actual legitimate trainer it's done
I really need to like hire a trainer tonight. I'm down. 100% down.
I don't think I ever said 30 days.
60 days.
Discord with them? Nah, bro, I don't have to
talk to anybody.
I'm saying what
I'm 100% down for.
It's locked. It looks like Clix is down.
And BroClix, I respect you
for stepping in the ring, man.
This is going to end This is gonna end horribly
I'm just gonna be honest
There's just
I'm a different type of human being
In these scenarios
So uh
Let's lock it man
Let's do it
I'm not gonna talk about it
Nothing
I'll just train
It's a david goggins era
okay you're the round shot 2v4 scenario
you're getting Deimos tracked.
GG face it.
I'm just going to keep it above 1,000.
2v4 scenario, you're getting Deimos tracked.
Oh no wait, final thing sorry, Last thing. Because I'm like... My ADHD took over. Wait one second.
Okay. 60 days
7 rounds. 7 one minute rounds
We each get a trainer
I see nothing wrong with that
7 one minute rounds
No headgear
Mouthpiece
60 days 7 No headgear, mouthpiece.
60 days.
We just get a trainer.
Chat locked!
Locked!
He can't do 60 days because of FNCS.
How long is fncs
how long has fnc s like a week yeah we could do 65 days it doesn't matter Does it matter?
15 days. FNCS is not 30 days, bro!
And bro we know Clix isn't winning FNCS anyways. Just give it like five days, bro.
I'm 100% down a hundred percent.
I just need to do the only reason why I need 60 days is because he's trained before.
I've never trained before if I train it's over bro, we chat.
We know what's over there's levels to this shit 30 days from today you said
30 days i'll say it again when I said 30 days from today. You said 30 days, I'll say it again when I said 30 days
I didn't know clicks trained. I don't know clicks had a trainer so I need enough time to train
Let's do it tomorrow it's 15 days
okay FNCS is 15 days
so give him like a week
to recover from FNCS
70
75 days from now.
Two and a half months.
Two and a half months.
Two and a half months? Alright, let's lock it.
I'm 100% down. Let's crank it!
100% down, I am getting a trainer tonight 100
now
what did I miss?
Shed the aim!
So he's getting Deimos tracked, he runs downstairs.
One friendly operator remaining finger blast me.
That's GARAME! THAT'S GARAME, THAT'S GARAME
THAT'S GARAME
Okay, dare I say...
Dare I say Clip of the Day? What is that clip number four?
Dare I say-
Wait, Halo? Still you lose like three or a points that's a good clip, bro.
I fuck with it.
I fuck with it.
I fuck with it.
Bro can y'all send like guess my rank?
That is not what we're doing.
Not a bad idea though.
We haven't done guess my rank in a minute.
We're doing clips bro.
Chat clips.
Them gaming.
Chill night.
Chill night. I'ma probably stream like
five hours type shit
Good rain Good aim!
Great aim!
GREAT AIM!!!
GREAT AIM!!!! Great aim! Is this just an aura losing competition?
What the fuck was that?!
He thought he was in a edit bro.
LEFT!
Enemy combatant on the left, standing on the heddles. I would bet my life on it.
Standing on the heddle is on your left. If i'm wrong ill get a tattoo on my ass.
Love that, oh my god i love that Left though, left, left
The heddles
He could be anywhere now probably the heddle stuff
Okay definitely heddles Yo you stupid cocksucker!
He just shot the motherfucking Mira from the head holes!
Poke your head up! I like the angle.
Left!
You absolute donkey!
Left, please God look left.
This guy's so ass.
This brother is so ass.
I'm I retract my statement. I do retract my statement.
This guy owns my cloud ass.
Oh, my God! my cloud ass oh my god and the cactus jack 8.9 out of 10 this is valid bro hey
yo i might title this youtube video the best clip session of 2024.
We have not even had a bad clip on dogs!
We have not had a bad clip.
We have not had a bad clip on dogs.
Stop! Stop. Hey!
Yeah, it's rewind time
I'd like to rewind and retract everything
I just said You're playing on 60 FOV
using Zero's MP7
Let's get you a new hobby
let's pick up fishing
Enemy combatant, I don't know if you can hear it
there is literally a phone call
vibrating through this barricade
... Was this National Percocet Day and I missed out?
Is everyone in this lobby on Percocets?
Valkyrie! He just smashed the door!
Gimme the gamer tag, he's PlayStation. Of course he's PlayStation. What other console would he be? I want to say one out of ten clip, but it doesn't even deserve a point.
Zero out of 10 clip.
Zero out of 10 clip.
100%.
Yeah. 100 percent zero out of ten clip
and max boxes And my Xbox is... Somebody send me a new Xbox. Like, yo please!
Please somebody send me a new goddamn Xbox.
I'm so sick and tired of this fucking Xbox!
FUUUCK!
Oh my god!
God damn it! Check pinned?
Sorry, chat.
When I'm reading... When I'm reacting to clips, I don't look at chat. Hold on.
Glicks said
30 days
I got globals, bro?
Glicks, just whenever you get back from globals i'll be right here i'll so for the next
watch out like 70 days 70 days whenever you get back from Globals, give yourself a week, two weeks. Whatever you got to do, just prepare for the ass kicking. That's all I have to say because you're not fighting James C.
You know, I'm not even going to say anything
but just wait till you get back from Globals
clicks. Is that a problem?
Because click bro like I have genuinely Is that a problem? Because clicks, bro.
I have genuinely, bro in the most respectful way possible dude
I have nothing to say to you
Just give me a date
That works for both of us, and I'll be there.
All right?
I'm not going to say anything to you.
I'm not going to say anything about you.
I'm just like locking this in, you know?
That's it.
I'm just locking this in, Lex.
That's it.
We should have done it a couple
months ago everything would have been handled
but um now i have to handle this so just give me
give me your date clicks that's it give me a date i'll be in the ring
oh a date that works for both of us
Check Twitter um
Clicks is calling me. Hold on. Wait what?
Yo! Yo, what's up Clix?
Yo, Clicks. Yo, Clicks!
Why did he hang up?
Oh, I don't know. Yo! Oh
Yo, yeah, what's good
Yeah, what's good I I'm uh... I have Glovo in 2-3 months.
Like it's in between.
The only break I have is 15 days from now.
After this grant, it's a month break
When will you be back home?
When will you be back home ready to get rocked
Wait that was funny Glix?
From Globals
When will you be back home from Globals?
From Globals
Because Glix let's be honest bro. What did you say?
To be fair to be fair,
to be fair,
you called it and said 30 days from now.
Clicks!
Let me...
Alright,
now let's be completely fair.
You called me...
Clicks,
you're cutting me off, bro.
I'm trying...
Oh, I'm trying to have a
conversation with you bro look clips i said 30 days did i even say
30 days chat did i
clicks i said 30 days when i didn't know you've ever boxed before.
That's fair, right?
I've boxed one time in my life.
I've never had training.
If you give me two months to train dude,
unfortunately I will have to slump you down If you give me two months to train, dude, please.
Unfortunately I will have to slump you but I just need two months that's it.
I'm just saying two months instead of one.
What did we just say?
One month from now in Miami... Fuck it. What did we just say? Fuck it.
One month from now, in Miami...
Clicks.
...a original 100.
Clicks, how many times have you trained for boxing in your life?
I've only been doing it for two weeks. I'll be honest,
I've only went for-
You've been training for boxing
for two weeks?
Bro, I'm on my mother's life!
I've only been doing it
for two weeks.
I just been running every single day
just really blocking
in front of the marathon you know
on your mother's life you've been training for two weeks
so you want to to do a month.
We can do three months.
Wait, why three months?
Why would it be three months?
Except Globals is two.
And we need to be after the two.
So Globals is in 60 days
And how long does global's last for
It's a weekend, but the preparations before
So it'll be like It'll me a date bro well one month give me a date.
How are you going to call me out?
Clicks.
I just said... Clicks, I'll do one month.
Just give me a date.
Okay, August 15th. August 15th well why are you whoa
why are you ducking August, let's go.
Alright, August 15th. Where?
Miami is fine or
we can just do it at moist place that doesn't matter
you have a ring well i have a ring yeah we have a ring cops security guards everything we're good
okay in a month aug August 15th.
Clicks. We can do whatever the fuck you want man.
So you wanna do... man no no no i want to hear you say it so you want to do five wait hold on let me meet real quick
like for like three seconds okay i'm meeting mike i'm eating my.. So you actually want to do 500,000?
If you wanted to do 500K we can do 500K.
Whatever you wanna do I'm down or we can do 100, 250 whatever you want
because it's a month so I'm not going to be like yo
we're doing 500
Yeah no no no
You have obviously a little bit of an advantage
but it's not an excuse. I have a month to prepare.
Yeah, let's do
500k.
Let's do 250k each because I need
to be responsible.
I think you made it2.6 million this month.
Yeah, let's do it.
All right, you know what?
Hold on.
We'll lock it.
We'll lock it.
250K? 250K ahead! We'll lock it. We'll lock it. $250,000? $250,000 a head.
What does that mean?
Like $250,000 each.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
So what do you want?
Wire transfer?
How are you going to send me my shit?
Because dude
that's like a home. That's like
a small home.
You need Ron the middle man.
Okay, whoa, whoa. ronda middleman just to make sure he is okay whoa whoa the mitt no
clicks clicks the middle man it's not going to be your friend and it's not going to be my friend that's fair okay there's gonna be no middlemen i'm no middleman yeah we're just gonna send bro
what's gonna fucking say 250k August 15th I have 30 days huh dumbass huh there's no way he's sorry
wait you're talking to ron right now yeah or we could just have moist
where are we gonna have a moist middleman, that's fair. No no but to be honest
would you even skim?
Bro no bro! You're the one who brought up
the middle man idea
No cause Ron is fucking in my ear tannin
He'll pay up bro oh yeah okay dude just have moist middleman
moist little man fair
bro moist is bro yes bro Bro, Moist is... Bro! Yes bro!
Moist Critical?
Oh yeah yeah what the fuck
Yeah dumbass
He has billions my bad
Alright August 15th
Alright Alright she has billions my bad all right august 15th all right all right let me know i'll see you in florida. Oh, my God. Start the day with a Wawa run for built-to-order breakfast favorites, like breakfast bagel sandwich.
I'm going to share a little neuroscience tidbit but I think it's one that you'll appreciate.
Most people don't know this,
but there's a brain structure
called the anterior mid-cingulate cortex.
But what's interesting about
this brain area is
there are now a lot of data
in humans showing that when people do something they don't want to
do like add three hours of exercise per day or per week
or when people who are trying to diet and lose weight resist
eating something.
When people do anything that they
don't want to do, it's not
about adding more work, it's about adding
more work that you don't want to do yes this brain area gets bigger now
here's what's especially interesting about this brand area to me and by the way i'm only learning
this recently because it's new data but there's a lot of it the anterior mid cingulate cortex
is smaller in obese people it gets bigger when they die it It's larger in athletes,
it's especially
large or grows larger
in people that see themselves
as challenged and
overcome some challenge
right
and in people that live a very long time, this area
keeps its size. In many ways scientists are trying to think of the anterior mid-singulate cortex not
just as one of the seats of willpower right but perhaps actually the seat of
the will to live.
And when I learned about the anterior mid-singulate cortex,
I was like almost out of my seat
and I've been in the neuroscience game
since I was 20.
We're the same age
and I was so pumped
because I heard of the amygdala fear
prefrontal cortex
it's planning in action i could tell you every brain area and
every i teach neuroanatomy to medical students but
when i started seeing the data on the anterior mid cingulate cortex
am i drinking a coffee right now The things I don't enjoy that I still do, that's where growth is at.
And for me the only place growth is at. For me, the only
place growth is at
is in that uncomfortable zone.
So you want to be normal.
You just want everybody else to
know the world, not knowing the power that's in them. Being fine with being I'm not going to go back to who you were, huh David? I want my mind
to know
who's in charge.
So for the better part of
being a good person
and knowing what your life is I want my mind to know who's in charge. So for the better part of 26 years,
my mind was in charge of me.. so. I mean all these horrible chat should we put money on it or not I feel like that's corny shouldn't we just like shouldn't we just like box and settle it like men. Because I feel like if we put money on it,
then it's promoting gambling to a young audience.
Which is kind of fucked.
I think we just do no money and just fight.
I think we do
no money, and just fight bro.
Scared? No, bro.
I just...
You gotta look at like
the bigger picture, you know?
I just got a text
and it's true, bro.
It's true.
I think like
whatever happened, bro
happened,
it doesn't matter.
I have like nothing else to say
to him out i will box him on august 15th 100
casey think if it's your water
decisions once you take control of your mind,
you start making decisions for yourself
versus your mind making decisions for you.
So basically a lot of us aren't prepared
for life.
We get up... Okay, we're gaming. Let's go.
Chat, we're gaming? Gaming!
If you want to 1v1 me, type your gamertag. Simple. simple we're gonna get new people in tonight
where to get new people in tonight and that's that bro if you're broke just say
that all right If you're broke, just say that.
All right.
No, but Chad, like... I mean, I think it is...
Bro, I do think it's important
that, um...
You know, bro?
Like we settled in the ring.
That's fine.
But I think putting money on
it is like promoting gambling to a young audience
which is fun so i don't think we should do that
and i got attacks and i was like yeah that's probably true that's right
because gambling is like the worst thing you can ever do with your life, hands down. Like bro no matter what you do, do not gamble in any way shape or form.
Even if you start off with casual gambling,
you'll eventually get addicted to it and
it will ruin your life.
You should do VR
boxing? No bro.
We will actually box each other and actually fight each other but we should not do money
Alright let's go! I'm not talking about that, let's play
August 15th
August 15th I'll box Clix
1v1 me, you suck.
Alright we're going to try out new people today bro
why not?
New people that I've never
1v1'd before. Let's do it.
Fuck it let's do it.
Fuck it let's do it. that door so. so ah All right, we're trying on new people.
Type your gamertag in the chat if you would like to play me.
Type your gamertag in the chat if you would like to 1v1 me.
I'm going to take hella water tonight
type your gamer tag in the chat if you'd like to play me who sold her Yo, what's up soldier? Nice to meet you man. How are you doing?
What's good man?
So, let me uh... nice to meet you man how you doing so I mean uh look through your messages with me really quickly I do it tonight brother you good you got that pretty good very good very good 1v1 me you suck duck run it
run it run it l part timer i'll have number two i'll have two number nines and he's ordering mcdonalds
why are you scared kameesh didn't even spell it right 1v1 you're terrible you robot 1v1 bot all
right so solar why am i a bot you're just
terrible one in ten okay is that all y'all have to say
is one and ten ben bro
use code clicks in the item shop
all right anything else no it's uh Let's go. Run it. Go on, brother.
I guarantee you this guy is Zim.
I can hear the Zim in your voice. Just come clean now!
Because I don't want to find out...
I don't wanna find out in the game that you're zen so just tell me right
now are you or not bro are you sitting or not full controller full controller full controller Yup.
What map would you like to get dicked out on? He's gonna say Oregon.
I knew it!
Every Zim wants Oregon.
So, you're taking me to Oregon.
That's like taking Michael Jordan...
That's like taking Michael Jordan You're shugging, man.
That's like taking Michael Jordan to the Chicago Bulls stadium in 97.
You're a fucking idiot for
taking me to Oregon. Apologize
now? Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You called me a bot. You apologize now shut up shut up absolutely shut
up you called me a bot
you said I'm free so
now it's my turn I
already can hear the
Zim in your voice I've
never played you I
already just know your
Zim I can hear I hear that already just know your Zim.
I can hear it.
I hear the little zim in your voice.
So I'm gonna give you one last chance bro!
Come clean now and say that you're Zim or I'll just find out in the kill feed controller
guy default controller
okay Okay.
Oh, stop messing up my control freaks!
My sense is messed up too.
Chad you guys want the official Jinxy
sensitivity
reveal?
Y'all want it?
Y'all want the official
2024
Jinxy
sensitivity reveal and
this is stopping sense 40 95 30 no we
good money to use that right might not
go on and soon Nobody want that dog shit! We don't give a fuck.
We're not using that. Okay.
For the people who do want my sensitivity...
Here it is.
30 vertical.
65 horizontal
Wait, what is stopping you who remembers chad we have his setting saved 75 opacity. Should we keep it? I think we keep it.
Alright, Solder! Last chance to apologize bro.
Yo, Solder. Apologize for saying I'm a bot bro and we can get this shit over with.
We could save time!
When your mediocre, you could start it though.
I'm mediocre If I was a dogshit, Zim stream sniping loser
what operator would I play? Boom. Okay, I'm sorry
that's accusations. I don't know if you're Zim yet!
I don't know if your stream's typing yet.
Uh, high fives check viewers for who sold her! Thank you sir!
Check viewers every two minutes for that, high five, appreciate ya!
I will not lose to this guy
Let him bend this
Why the Goyo ban? You just put the Goyos on Trophy Door and just be it.
Might as well just ban it.
Oh, is that what I do?
Of course.
Have you heard of...
We're in the shotguns.
Well shh, shhh, shhhh
The king speaking? Thank you.
Good! Hey!
Thank you for shutting up I appreciate that
So i'm the king of shotguns so
You can just leave the lobby now
I'm the King of Shotguns
Absolutely not you're still gonna lose
BamBamL I only loose to Melusi players. I only lose to Melusi players.
Only reason why Richie beats me in 1v1s is because of Melusi.
It's the dumbest operator in the game.
I don't care what anybody says.
I'm closing out at like 87 tabs.
Okay, I can reach out now
okay fixing my monitor have not played this game in three days!
No excuse though,
no excuse though just a statement
Just a statement if I I will, if I may.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Wait what happened? What'd you say?
No no stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop wait the little this one Oh, shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
Who did that to my controller?
No no no! My settings are blocked! My settings are blocked my settings are blocked who did that
wait these are all normal
where the binds
Oh my god stomping fucked up my controller
Stomping fucked up my controller. Stomping fucked up my...
I will crash out.
Where? Where?
Layout?......
...
...
...
...
... RUIS THE HOUSE! Controls.
Did Jaygons give me CTE?
Did Jaygons... did jaycon's give me cte
did jaycon's give me cte where is
controls oh stop it just okay now it's over So, just to let you know the only reason why you won that round
The only- We know your clip farm member
We know. We know
Stoppin was literally on my account three days ago, haven't touched my controller since.
Why does everyone say everything is a clip farm?
Yeah I intentionally lost to you!
Dude, I can hear the ego in your voice i'm not losing this game you can have
the one oh lead bro you can have the 1-0 lead i already know you're probably zim it's all good. Controller.
Walking down the whole time I knew he got some aluminum!
Five seconds. Okay, it's five seconds That's Buck. That's Buck dude, you don't even know my gun?
You're an SMG-12, you're a master bedroom with a thumb up your ass and zero faces to your name.
No type of face that wins.
Hey good round brother I'm sure that's safe.
Monitor feels weird you gotta fix it
give me some fucking I'm gonna get the cigar going tonight. What's funny, brother?
Like no, what is funny?
I'm packing your shit up!
I'm not packing shit up. so Bro, did I just grenade my own fucking gridlocks? You located a bomb.
Gotta warm up, wow! Gotta warm up! I
Got a warm-up Wow got a warm up
Really gotta warm up You challenge bro Who you challenging, bro?
That hurt.
That hurt.
That hurt.
Oh! Go fraudulent. SIT THE FUCK DOWN! YOU DOGSHIT BITCH! YOU'LL NEVER BE ON MY LEVEL!
Fuck it, dude. You're badass.
Level 427 1.4 KD champion and I have you on a fucking leash.
Haven't played this game in three...
Shut the fuck up when The king's speaking. Thank you
Haven't played this game in three fucking days and you are still packed the fuck up
I excel in everything that I got!
What's going on? Why are you so happy about what happened?
Something bad. Still mid.
I guess you're on the shotgun because you can't use any other gun?
5 seconds to insertion.
Yeah, what did I say? You're so mad.
I'm not going's the end of the game for us. A712 walking up white stairs.
Dog shit loser, do it! Sure I'm walking up white.
Yup yep oh I'm going to go. no guarantee we sim yep sim yeah 100 100 so admit your zim now admit your sim
now it makes him i guarantee, say it again?
Controller can't have a good recoil?
He smiled when he said that shit.
Brother! It's not about your re- You're laughing, you're giggling
Brother, it's not about your recoil brother
Alright bro, unzim, alright'm Zim. Do something about it.
There it is.
Wait wait wait!
Say it with your chest.
Say it again.
Yeah there it is!
Am i ever wrong?
No.
It is what it is.
Am I ever fucking wrong?!
Run past the game so I can shit on you.
Yo this dogshit ass clown joins.
He joins the party.
I can hear the Zim in his voice
I actually have a talent no, I genuinely have a talent. I'm not gonna lie. I literally have a talent
Chalk 75 opacity stomping's different
chalk the 75 opacity oh wait it's on 100. this is awkward i can definitely still
win no y'all got to fun y'all don't gotta refund
I just have to play better that's it I just have to play better
Josh you're fucking terrible kid Oh Mike unmute my mic and that's all I hear.
Dog, look at it like this, bro.
Hey, hey, hey. Look at it like this.
Look at it like this, right?
You need to cheat to compete with me.
Plain and simple. That's embarrassing but then simple that's embarrassing you need to
cheat to compete with me bro darren see why i win this game on dogs
like when this game on dogs a bomb five seconds before insertion
right
child we don't gotta be we don't gotta
refund we don't got
it's a jinx era we don't gotta refund
don't worry you guys know what I do to Zimz, bro.
I've been doing this shit too damn long.
He's bomb picking.
1v1 Glybo?
I'll 1v1 Glybo if he's down.
Let me warm up though. Please let me warm up. Please give me an hour!
I need to warm up on chumps like this so I'm going to Glybo.
If Glybo is on, I will play him in an hour. Deadass.
I survived going up there, with a mag on the camera cause you're terrible.
Yup, yup, yup.
Fucked in the master.
Do something about it pancake.
Fucking blow up cause up this horrible. Yeah, heard you.
That almost hit. And I guess
I just miss you
You like that song?
Nah, fuck you.
Okay.
Whoa! is my... I'm going to go back. What are you doing? Oh my god, you're terrible.
You're absolutely ter-
YOU'RE TERRIBLE!
YOU'RE THE WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!
HOW DID YOU NOT KILL ME?! How did you not kill me?
Walking down the whole time I know he got some whore in him, poor in him. Extra shit, plenty to throw at him.
Oh my god. Exit to the ship. Putty to throw on him. Say, Drake... I don't know if now we're gonna see your blood it's just like One more.
It's just like, there's certain people who can and
certain people who can't. You can't.
Shut the fuck up.
It's a great round.
Just shut the fuck up.
It's a good round.
Here's the thing, bro.
Why enter? Why enter with these bro why why why why enter
why enter with the energy
you did to then say
it's a good round no I'm a bot
you said I'm a bot stand on business
don't say good round I'm a bot right stand on fucking business
Stand on fucking business, yeah there you go! There you go
Don't try to dick ride now bro stand on Stand on business. Say it with your fucking chest, bro.
Standing on it, standing on it... I said you were still gonna lose! What do you mean? I'm still standing on business.
Playing a shotgun, typical.
5 seconds left.
UK RAPort, UK Driller!
Welcome to Brixton, I'm gonna party with barbies and drillers!
Hurt, that hurt, that hurt, that hurt, that hurt, that hurt that hurt that hurt that hurt that hurt
run up main, run up main And I guess my Disney is here.
God, that's why it's so calm.
Dad! Hey, good round brother.
So much aura. foreign Oh, my God. Dad. Op 4 is located at bombs, you know what to do.
Still on choppy door huh?
Dad.
The fuck are you doing?
I'm trying to get out of here.
You're not going anywhere.
I'm just gonna go back up there and try to find a way to get out of here.
I don't think we can get out of here.
We have to go back down the stairs. We've got to go back up there. We need to go back up there. What the fuck are you doing?
SIT DOWN!
Look at them move, man.
Zim loser.
Zim loser.
Shotgun made? We'll run a shotgun for the rest of the game. Shotgun made? Won't run a shotgun the rest of
the game. Shotgun made?
Won't run a shotgun the rest of the game
on my mother's knife.
Aside from buckshot gun when I'm opening walls, is that fair?
Yeah, that's fair.
So now, I would say Zim made, but you're still in the process of being made.'re not even there yet brother i can't even say
i'll only use it for boxing
now he thinks i'm going back i'm going gang
we need to locate a bomb but i like them
i really would say zim mei but you're
still in the process of being made.
Like yeah, I would say Zim made, but you're not even there yet! The Zim could not save you, Solder!
Wait, Solder... wait, wait, wait, I think I know you. Were you in that clan?
I think I know you.
Were you in that clan DTB?
Solar GTB?
Was that you?
Yeah, yeah, that's me.
Oh, you are a dog shit clown!
I knew it was you.
Okay so you're in the bottom of the barrel champion clan right?
Yeah, you remember me chopping 16 up-
Brandon thank you for the 10 gift!
WBrandon good chat I don't know W Brandon in the chat
Hey, I'll make this swift bro
7 to 4
Keep it quick keep it simple
And just apologize and head out of the party bro Apologize and just apologize and have a party that's it
apologize and head out of the fucking party absolutely not
not happening so Close door. What an idiot.
You ran, and then you faked the run?
I'm not going to lie to you. so so. Yeah.
Cut all that nigga eyes he... That nigga old wig, I...
Nigga little time, nigga thought I was left out Bleeding nigga, that's my hood Big head! I'm going to be up soon too. Pop around this bitch like, man go on my aim.
And then a pretty tight chain.
She gonna bleed nigga.
Sorry BK one moment BK. One moment.
BK did get him right! Just need to be able to hear.
That might have been the worst thing I've ever seen a Zim do and I've seen a lot of stupid Zims.
Holy chile bro seen a zoom do and i've seen a lot of stupid zooms you located a boy where's this kid at man
she's ratting bro that ass I promise you, on
dead dogs, you're not good. I promise
you. This was so choreographed.
I sold it.
Broby, you're just sinning.
You're laughing? Yeah, yeah.
You bought a Zim to be free!
I forgot you're not even 3-3
it's like 4-2 right now cause
you got a free ass round.
It might call your nitro on yourself yourself your clip farming, bro. I'm
Farming stopping what I do to really stop it was literally on my computer three days ago, bro
It was streamed. It was a streamed event and I wasn't home the next two days.
How would I remember that?
Alright use the excuse, use the excuse unpause the timer bitch.
Give me a second. I'm locking in.
It's fucking terrible.
Ooh this one.
Yeah yeah yeah
Lock in there. Yeah lock in there Fucking terrible. Ooh, this one? Yeah yeah yeah. Type shit like that?
Lock in there.
Yeah lock in there.
Fucking terrible dude.
Secure the bombs. I'm going to go down the stairs. 5 seconds to insertion.
I'm using a shotgun to make rotation, that's obviously allowed yeah?
That's fine.
Man of my work.
Dokkaebi DMR because you have the dronework of a snail, awesome!
You're just gonna dokkaebi call me cause you don't know how to drone?
You don't know the fundamentals of the game so you play Dokkaebi. You are a joke!
Above...
It locked up the top one.
Gonna DMR that. Alright. Uh, it locked up the top one.
Gonna get him on a hat probably...
No... What are you doing?
You're terrible.
You were fucking terrible!
You were fucking terrible!
Oh, hell no!
I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! Oh, no!
You are putrid. Oh fuck, I see why you go 1-10
Oh fuck, no
Chalk it, we're gonna chalk that fucking chocolate rare chocolate You need to use your drone to locate a bomb 5 seconds to go. 10 seconds.
5 seconds to go.
Your mission is to locate and defuse the bomb.
Clown bunker, dog's a clown. Pfft so He works with a Zim player.
God, I gotta get more of them. Holy shit.
Chad is Glybo down?
Fucking everybody up tonight.
If you're losing the first game, you're gonna gonna stream? Typical part-timer. Watch my HUD bitch man. uh located get around my boy Oh
No You're so shit, you're so shit
He's cheating Dogshit idiot You're so shit. HE'S CHEATING!
Dogshit idiot.
Get baited, pussy.
You accused him of Zim because he threw a flashbang.
He said he was Zim! because he threw a flashbang. HE SAID IT WAS HIM!
He openly admitted that
he was him,
he openly fucking
admitted it.
Holy shit!
He literally openly admitted it, bro. God damn!
He said he was him!
It's fine we can bring this back bro you know-you, we can bring this back bro. You know- you know
We can bring this back. I'm unfuckwithable
on smoke upstairs
Literally unfuckwithable
Secure the bombs
Where does the shitter go this time? Let's see.
That was a shitty bot, where'd I go?
Okay not downstairs... Why is choice not going downstairs?
Bro do you ever stop fucking speaking?
Thanks brother.
Your turn.
Actually no that was ironic I was not accounting.
You still have a hobble paint corn ball.
Alright upstairs.
Upstairs? Okay.
And you're still terrible and you're still one of 10 Ben so that's cool.
That's cool when in 10, Ben. so so What the fuck are you doing?
What are you trying to do, bro?
I heard it! I heard it! I'M BETTER THAN YOUUUU!!!
I heard Duncan be going AHHHHH!
Watch this. It's just calm.
You're a joke bro.
Dawg, do not lose while cheating.
Please, please.
Solder!
When people think of who's soldered, they're gonna say
oh yeah, that's the guy that was Zim and lost to 1v1.
Alright? That's it.
I'm never playing you again.
I'm never playing you again so just-
No, it's fine!
You don't have to play me again.
At least be remembered as the guy who cheated
and barely won because that's better than
the guy who cheated and lost.
Wouldn't you agree with that?
So at least win, bro.
At least fucking win, bro.
Don't be remembered as
the guy who cheated and lost.
Please.
You're terrible.
I can't lose you bro Be advised your drone has located a bomb.
Ten seconds to insertion. Five seconds. I say BK get him run! I'll give you this, you're not stream-stabbing so I respect you for that.
No I'm not stream-stabbing.
Shut the fuck up.
I don't know what's going on here.
I'm just gonna go to my room and then we can talk about it later.
Okay.
So I'm gonna go back to my room and then we can talk about it later.
Okay. So I'm gonna go back to my room and then we can talk about it later. Okay. I'll tell you this, you're not stream-sucking so I respect you for that.
No, I'm not stream-suckin'. Shut the fuck up!
On your term.
Well, I'm stream-sucking. so so so so so so You're my bitch!
You're my bitch!
Who you challenging, bro?
Who you challenging?
Who you challenging, bro?
Who you challenging?
I cannot lose to you bro. wait did i hear regret
shut the up daddy's talking no I heard it I
heard it
I just heard the regret in school say
what you want tell yourself what she did
tie herself I could not lose to you bro
hey that was all I needed to hear about thank you sir
Now I'm not losing a positive time with pussy
Area the bombs protected. Go upstairs Oh, Jesus. 10 seconds.
There he is!
Bomb 4 has yet to locate a bomb so No. No, the shotgun. Levels.
Super shot he doesn't kill you.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him. I'm going to go get him. I'm going to go get him. Sit down. Noooo! Levels.
Super shotty doesn't count, super shotty doesn't- worst shotgun in the game.
I step out of position and you better run. That's fine that's fine.
Yup, yeah. That's fine that's fine.
Fuck I gotta lock in, I gotta locked in.
Why are you celebrating like you won the game?
I heard it in your voice bro
i just said no i i heard i it was over when it was five
five and i heard in your voice it was over
it's over man hey bro great game not great meeting you I knew you were Zim as soon as I heard it in your voice
You talked more than you could back up
You bit off more than you could chew your best course of action is to apologize and just go to sleep, bro.
Drink a nice cold bottle
of water, get
a cold pillow, turn on your TV
and go to sleep, bro. This shit
is embarrassing embarrassing I've
never seen a more embarrassing situation
in my life you entered you said I'm a
bot you later on ten minutes later
admitted to cheating shut the fuck up
you admitted to cheating after you said i was a bot
and then you lost the game you sir are all the fame joke
who you challenge bro? Who you challenge bro?
Come on.
Oh, fuck. so so you have located a bomb. so i wouldn't do that
i wanna know that!
Good game, pussy. that's creepy is Great highway, blue light. Now the guy gets all hanged up. Turn behind me and that cat a window sticks out tank
all those.
Oh no.
Now it looks like I...
Oh my God.
Yep, I knew it. Now it looks like, alright!
I gotta change pants. I did not cum on my pants.
I'm changing-I did not cum on my pants... Who's next?... so so. so. Okay. Next!
NEXT!
NEXT! Next! Glybo? Is he on?
Chayoto just sang Glybo. Is he on, is he on?
I'll play Glybo right right now is he on though
is glybo on
is glibo on his labo on his libel on his libel on yes Is Glybo on? Is Glybo on?
Yes?!
Bro, he's not even on bro!
Why do you guys just type Glybo? He's not on.
Are we playing, bro? Yeah! duck me I get it. Bro squirtle, squirtle, squirtle
Okay last time I played this game. Last time I played this game.
Last time I played this game.
Last time I played this game.
Last time I played this game.
Last time I played this game. Yo, you almost lose to a random.
That's bad. You almost lose to a random, really?
So Squirtle, how's your day going?
It's good, obviously Siege
but I need to speak on something. You know why?
What do you need to speak on, Squirtle?
There's a fake Twitch account getting
viewers. That's not me.
Squirtle, I don't recall
who asked, Squirtle.
Hey, guess what? You box like an
iPad kid, bro. You can't box or throw nothing.
Don't ever talk smack to me like that, boy.
You can't box.
You're going to try to fight.
Click 100K?
Boy, you can't fight.
Nope, no money on it.
No money on it.
No money on it. Well you can't fight.
Oh! You need to be a better example for the youth.
Do you see what you'd be dancing?
You'd be puttin' on anything bro.
You're a little baby.
You ready to get humbled?
The yoga pants days are behind me i need to be a better example for
the youth bro you put yoga pants on bro yeah and i regret that. You put makeup on!
No, okay.
You regret it.
But yoga pants days are behind me bro.
But you did it more than once.
Swirl is behind me bro.
But you did it more than once.
It's behind me.
You're not gonna-
Alright.
So swirl how much coffee is in your fucking system right now? Seriously.
Actually I'm about to go drink another one.
Squirtle, how much coffee is in your goddamn system brother?
Like four...
MOOOOOOT! You're about to get the most out of me. Like four? Come on!
You're about to get demolished, bro.
Let's go. It's a new era.
Join the fucking game.
Join the fucking game.
Joining... Ugh Joining.
How do you lose to a random? That's why me and you are not even close to each other, I'm better than everyone in this entire planet look at my stats look at my stats Let's go all right squirtle i'll make this one swift what map would you like to be defeated on
border bet on I'm gonna get that bottle cocked and then... Let's get that string knife activated!
Let's go.
I'm back.
Get that string snipe activated.
Let's get that stream snipe activated. I don't plan on losing tonight.
Get that stream snipe activated.
I don't plan on losing tonight.
Let's get that stream snipe activated!
Alright.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, chat it up!
Get Clibo on.
Find out how to text him or something?
Get him on.
FIBO's terrible, bro.
Come on.
So Squirtle, what you been up to these days, man?
Playing Siege, only eating bread you know why because i don't want to damage
your body i don't know only brad just brad yep
only brad cause i always on this game cause i'm only on this game cause i'm always on this game. Cause I'm only on this game. Cause I'm only on this game!
I only eat bread and energy drinks.
Okay...
No!
Cheating already already cheating.
Legal, legal that's illegal.
That's illegal.
Wait what's your delay?
What's my delay on what?
On what?
On Twitch.
Let me check...
One second. i'll let you know hold on uh one second let's go great okay i didn't lock in right now..... You Come on, come on, come on, come on. Let's go.
Oh I can't lose this, I can't lose to him.
You have a dad bod bro.
Nothing about boxing, you're gonna box a kid?
Let's go, come on.
Nothing!
You know nothing!
You don't play this game like you used to buddy.
You are a failure!
You are a disgrace!
Failure, disgrace...
Come on.
I'm never lose to a kid who's a failure!
Do not put the hours!
Buddy? Bald boy? failure not put the hours so so No, I had a guy ask me, who's your hero? Said it to me in ten years.
You're not a Tick Tock addict! Get out of my ear!
Our force deployed a defuser and you can destroy it.
No! A new ammo!
NO AMMO!!!
I'm good, I'm good. First game on, first game on
You got nothing on me
You got nothing on me boy
No ammo i'm good
3-1 incoming No ammo, I'm good. No ammo, I'm good. Let's go!
No ammo, I'm good.
You can't play the game in two days because you're a failure.
You fell off.
Really? Fell off.
Fell off. That lost. That lost!
Should've won that round, that's me
Chalked it
Didn't reload
I'm a fucking failure piece of shit for not reloading before I walk through that door.
What the fuck is wrong with me, bro?
Fuck!
Humiliational rituals, bro.
Allow me the fucking I got this shit
You talking to portal score speaks louder or Score speaks louder, bro? It's 1-0, huh?
You're throwing in a foul to Bob.
So what up, Peter are you?
Okay, you're that operator. so Wow, you're a nasty. I mean, I don't even know how you're hitting me. Oh, my God.
You're so good at this game.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him. I'm going to go get him. I'm going to go get him. Wow, you're nasty for that.
I mean, I don't even know how you're hitting me.
Actually insane.
It's probably because you're an old man
and you have no reaction time
and you're a failure. You don have no reaction time, And your a failure.
You don't play this game anymore buddy.
Old Man? Old Man? Sit the fuck down!
I couldn't- SIT DOWN!!!
Walk down Ben.
Walk down Ben.
Walk down Ben.
No way I broke my mouse.
Oh boy.
What?
My mouse!
Pause timer! Wait, what?
Pause timer. Give me a second.
I need to do something. I broke something. Pause timer! I got you, I got you.
Pause- pause timer.
Whoa!
I need a...
I don't give a flying fadoodle cake Squirtle.
Where's the wire? I don't give a flying fadoodle cake squirtle the wires I don't give a flying for
noodle cake not funny Jackie fly boy in this guy's
mouth like I'm already warmed up it's over yeah I got something it's fun I got
something buddy son I got something for you buddy. Sean, I got something for you.
I don't know if it's the coffee but
You don't have to say everything 19 times brother
Hey that's actually ironic
Okay i'llkey do that!
Yeah exactly buddy
Why is he messaging me lock in? Get out of my ear.
He's right, I would lock in.
Please shut up bro. You're weak. I will literally put you in a box and match buddy.
You do not know how to box to save your life. so I'm pretty relaxed. Deep breath, you good for it?
I'm pretty relaxed if you ask me.
Very deep breath, is everything good though?
I mean...
You just kinda gave me office so I'm pretty chillin' if ya ask me.
Did I study you before I was here?
I know your every move before you do it. well-intended and then you have been that's the freedom of
i've still got to jones i know your path uh so so so so I'm just gonna jump. He's alive!
Let's go, I know you're out there HE'S ALIVE! TIGGED IN. WE'RE ADDICTED LETS GO I KNOW YOUR EVERY MOVE
I KNOW YOUR EVERY MOVE BUDDY
I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA SWING CROUCH
I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA SWING CROUCH YOU'RE AN IDIOT
okay you're an idiot
nothing Oh my gosh. One, two, we're good.
Am I mal-struck? mount
go I missed the old Genxy.
Sold your soul, bro.
You bought her?
Oh come on
Run around closer
Come on baby closer mark clinton fucking brown
both rounds get my kids if you had better
i
just Alright, bro. Just the truth.
They're down! You ready for that? that's a strange
not one HP?
I know you're not
one HP I'm in the stream okay that's easy I know you're not wanting to see how many screens. so Can you not give me an ad?!
Where is this drone?
Wait, I can refresh.
Don't push!
No stop!
Am i getting... ah so so I sold my over thing i'm on that I'm moving too much can't take me don't
beat me bro looking on. Look at that!
GODDAMNIT!!!
Better aim! Better aim!
Better everything!
Better EVERYTHING, BRO!
I have better everything! Better game sense, better aim, better everything.
And I'm in the stream, and I have a UAV...
Great.
Get off of me.
I mean like come the fuck on man!
High-lives! Yo remind me to never play this little shit again he's in the fucking stream How many ads are you running right now, bro? Holy crap!
Can you chill on the ads,
you money hungry freak, bro, actually.
Just decide how many ads are you running? 22 for an hour, like 22 minutes per hour?
Please shut the fuck up.
I've been on 80 ads already.
I got 10.
Firstly... I'm cheating? How am I cheating?
Running at you when I can't see where you are.
RUNNING?!
Oh no, no, no!
No, we're not going. I'm about to be on this shit.
It's fair.
You think sniping is fair? That's fair Squirtle.
Yeah it's fair.
I can't stand this little fucker. yeah
no oh my god no victoria hostiles eliminated. Well, looks like you're aware of the events now. Pinksy can you hear me?
Pinksy, pinksy
What's up little shit
Can I say something?
Yeah little shit what's up
So I'm in your stream right? And I'm openly admitted to it, right?
Okay, okay, yeah, yeah.
I saw your chat adding Squirtle4 and I just wanna say that's not me.
I don't have a Twitch account yet.
Yes, that is not what I meant, I don't have a twitter account yet.
Yes, that is not him.
That's incognito buddy.
That's incog-neeto buddy.
It's incognito.
Okay Squirtle are you actually in the street?
Like genuinely like all jokes aside?
What operator am my own?
A bomb.
Fuck!
I have the gas?
It looks like gas.
So...
Okay.
Oh, fuck.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I don't know what's going on here.
I think it's a So, uh... Okay.
Russ think I'm gonna turn water! Kyle think I'm gonna turn water!
NC think I'm gonna turn water!
Santa think I'm gonna turn water!
Holy crap. it's not me bro so so so so so I'm going to go you out of this room. oh my god up later
minutes Start work. Wait 50 minutes! Well that's a shrimp snap!
Just the best ears in the game.
Old manny ears. For many years. 15 seconds.
10 seconds remaining.
5 seconds.
NOOOOOO! I know you're planning, I know every murder spot.
Shouldn't have gone sixth.
Yeah, I know.
You are K-Rolls watching the game. You do not know where to go. Yeah, I know. Shouldn't have gone six.
You do not know what you're doing bro!
You're trying stuff that you did a year ago
I've been missing stream in like
shouldn't have gone six
Glybo's on? Oh bad. i don't know how many months let's say that
oh bad
let me handle this really quick
i need to lock in
0
my brother. OB, do you think we're going to tier one?
On God, botting allegations are chalked.
He peaked at 150 Ks today.
Keep up. thank you man
Thank You mother take your sir yeah what did we got yesterday that can be
insertion what do we peek out What did we peak at yesterday? What did we peak at?
250
Bro, 250 thousand viewers
on a Twitch stream
I never even thought I would be able to do that
That event was fucking crazy. so okay You challenge bro.
It's obvious he needs you.
Wait, wait, my sound! My sound! I didn't even jump through glass. Where did my glass go?
How are you controller? Like...
Yo how the fuck are you controller? are you saying that looks them? You're saying that I look sin
You're saying that books him
Oh my god and they were gifted I got one this second on this off thing for the two-one
He has controller so whatever brand other than Richard won
I can win this problem, bro. I just need to take this shit one round at a time
I'm droning so well attack. I'm just selling mr seven evan thank you for your one We need to locate a bomb. 10 seconds before insertion.
5 seconds...
What the fuck is that operator.
Carter, they're gonna divide Gifton! Do it again.
Do it again.
Do it again.
Do it again.
Yep, wise up.
It's 5-2. Gotta be 3-1 on the scoreboard cause you suck and then you're about to lose a Glibo and end your stream. I'm not losing to YOU! I'm not losing to Glibo!
Not losing to YOU! Not losing to Glybo. You're gonna end your stream. Not losing to you, not losing to Glybo.
You just want an excuse to end your stream?
Keep calling me and Glybo...
Matt with the 10 gets a W.
Matt in the fucking chat! Let's go, Matt!
I'll leak your whole script for next week if you want me to buddy. I baited. Why am I baiting? I already knew.
I'm overthinking, bro.
Yeah, you got it.
You got it.
I'm overthinking.
I'm going to go back and get the kill.
I'm going to go back and get the kill.
I'm going to go back and get the kill.
I'm going to go back and get the kill.
I'm going to go back and get the kill.
I'm going to go back and get the kill.
I'm going to go back and get the kill. I'm going to go back? I already knew. I'm overthinking bro
Yeah you got it, you got it
I'm over thinking
You are fucking terrible
You're your little ass kid
and the only reason why you're beating me
is just because of your reaction time.
You full sprinted up in front of a drone
because you're that much of a fucking idiot.
I'm thinking you're more intelligent than you are
so I was bucking open the triple wall to bait
you into walking up, but you already walked
up because you're a fucking idiot.
Vakes, think of it as your water. do if you win like a little baby industry because they're a failure let's go
why am i lagging why am I on 100k oh no so I've never liked more. I've never like for somebody to leave on that dogs about to leave. I'm dead, dogs! I'm about to leave.
I-I'm lagging!
I'M LAGGING STOP! Womp womp I'm liking, I'm not ending, I'm not ending, I'm not ending, I'm not ending. matter.. okay so. so Not ending, not ending. I'm not ending.
I'm not ending, I'm not ending, I'm not ending.
I'm not ending, I'm not ending. I'm not ending, I'm not ending.
I'm not ending, I'm not ending.
Not ending, I'm not ending. I'm playing Glibo, I can get my aura back.
Chat look bro part of winning is I'm playing Glibo. I can get my aura back.
Chat, look bro. Part of winning is losing.
Failure is the greatest form
of motivation in this life.
There is absolutely no better learning tool than failure.
Never, ever,
forget that. People that are
scared of failing end up being losers
bro. People that are not afraid
of failing end up being winners.
Did I just get 7-2'd by a fucking 14 year old?
Yes,
I got 7-2'd by a 14 year old in Rainbow Six Siege.
It is what it is,
but I learned from all of my mistakes and I won't make those mistakes again.
The past is the past. future is what you can control it
is what it is
it's a good mentality, bro.
I'm playing Glybo. I'm playing Gliabo's not on, I'll play Zenti.
If Gliabo's not on, I'll play Zenti.
If Gliabo's not on, I'll play Zenti.
I haven't played Zenti in fucking months.
If Gliabo's not on, i'll play zenty
If Glybo's not on, i'll play zenty. Is Glybo on?
Y'all keep saying Glybo, so I'm going to assume that he's online.
You guys will not stop saying Glibo.
So I'll just assume that he's online.
Oh my god, he is.
Oh my god, he is. Oh my god, he is.
Right here. I'd like to do this. much like Join Janky. Okay, yeah. Alright.
Yeah this kid's fucking... Oh god this kid's fucking nuts.
I'll say this before this 1v1 starts.
I'm hitting a TDM.
I'm hitting one TDM and then I'll play Glybo.
One TDM and then I'll play Glybo.
One TDM and then I'll play Glybo.
Dude, it's like something about my stick just
feels delayed bro i don't know how else to explain it so Okay. I can beat this kid. Highlights, McTaddle, Jinxy vs. Glibo.
I can beat this kid, I guarantee it. We're going to 8 with OT. I don't give a fuck.
8-OT Oregon.
Up to eight overtime on Oregon.
I'm not losing this fucking kid.
This is a legacy game.
Doggin'.
This kid is like crazy
hi guys can you scrounge together the screenshots and tick tocks from glibo
versus fountain enemies took the lead so so so so so Oh, I would have crashed out.
I was so patient.
Come here pussy double kill so No damage.
No damage FFA
First ever no damage FFA
No Five minutes remaining. No!
Smarter.
Stay focused, you've wandered away from your target. God, my sound is so good. No, I took him! Ten seconds to elimination.
Had to be a headshot. FUUUCK!!
I'm coming Gliber. I'm coming Gliber!
Stay on track, get back to work so double elimination
you're out of range Stay on track, get back in here.
Dual kill!
You're half way to victory.
Three kills. you're halfway to victory three kills What? what i misplayed i misplaced pushing this is so dumb Come here. come here
away from your target i'm dead. I mean, alright. My sound is so interesting sometimes.
Actually it's not even a sound. so Alright!
I'm gonna lose? okay No shit.
I'm getting my fucking swag. One minute left.
No, that would have been crazy!
That would have been crazy!
I don't know man.
Starting to work on my aim a little bit here!
Oh, 30 seconds remaining.
Oh, shit.
No, why am I running?
He's teabagging me.
I'm running like an undisciplined Call of Duty player, bro.
No discipline. L-discipline.
He's ratting in a corner.
Hey that's a dub though!
Alright where is Glybo at?
Where is Glybo at?
Where is Glybo at?
Where is Glybo at?
Where is Glybo at?
Is Glybo ready? Alright chat, this one battle won't be won.
This one battle won't be won.
This one battle won 1v1.
I'm about to 1v1 this kid right here!
Alright, hold on... Howives you sent him on Twitter?
On Twitter?
Okay if you don't know who Glybo is it means you probably haven't watched much tournaments.
Which is straight that's straight, that's fine,
that's fine.
Alright.
Okay, this right here
is who I'm going to be wanting.
This right here is who I'm going to be wanting. This right
here is who I'm going to be wanting.
Dropping 20 against
Stomping and winning Roller Friday.
Watch this shit
Wait, no desktop audio. Let me fix that
I won't be wanting Gleybo right now. I've never played this kid before
Have never ever played this kid before i have never ever played this kid
this one won't be wanting right now
okay i can hear it but i think't get that yet. We're good now
This one won't be winning
So this guy right here
Sent or set a fucking kill record an all-time kill record that's never been done before in
roller and a rotor tournament ever
great song selection
bottom bottom line bottom white, bottom white, bottom white!
hit it on me bro
shits on me too bro
why did we get no car toll bro?
I'm definitely banning Dogami.
Dude, how is anyone there?
I was saying, we can't give that stuff-
We have to buy it.
Amber over here!
I've got the radio man, I don't need your offer.
What's wrong with you?
What? so we can't walk on the plane it smokes me bro
i need to mute off this wall
that's cat I need a mute off this wall I'm gonna back here oh i'm not even trying to pick something.
He dropped 20 kills in 8 rounds against Stomping, Kaysen, Richie, Mingo and Bray.
All-time kill record.
No one has ever dropped that many kills
in that many rounds in a controller tournament, ever.
That is an all-time kill record,
All time kill record,
that's what I'm playing.
You're cooked?
Matt run the predictions!
Run the predictions,
run the predictions,
run the predictions,
run the predictions,
run them, run them, run them, run the predictions, run the predictions, run the predictions.
Run them, run them, run them, run them.
Run the predictions, run the predictions.
You have night mode on?
Wait I do from stop oh my god I love you guys it's
from fucking stomping and I kind of liked how that sounded though I'm not
gonna lie like I was crying like a little bitch
I kind of liked how that sounded
Don't get me on night mode, okay
Run the predictions i'm going to fix my audio
Rotted em rotted em rotted em Rotted em Rotten, rotten, rotten, rotten, rotten. No faith?
No faith? No faith? Chat, no faith? Bob Finkertobarro baby. No faith? Okay some faith. There's some faith.
There's some faith.
A little bit of faith.
Believers rise!
Come on.
Believers fucking rise. 75 mil on Glybo.
Oh, nah.
You guys... Wait, you guys actually think it's going to be that bad? No, like dead ass? You guys actually think, bro, is he that much better than me and be honest? Chad, is he that much better than me? And be honest. Chad, is he that much better than me?
Yes.
I just hate you. Alright.
Alright bro. Yes, yes, yes, yes! Bandokubi and Vigil.
Okay... Okay.
Okay, okay! All right, all right, all right.
Without further ado, let's do this shit.
Jinxie versus Glibo. Oh my god, Aspects with the five gifted...
John, give me some more time to lock this in.
100 million on Glibo. On dogs? 100 million on Gliber our chat what does you play
chat what's his Uplay?
Glybo with two O's. I sent Glybo a friend request. I've never played with this kid.
I've only played against him in tournaments.
I added him.
I think I said to my friend request,
Glibo on Twitch? No, his Uplay.
It's Glybo on Twitch actually
Aspect with another five gifted
aspects thank you for the five gifted okay i sent him another uplay All right, chat... Is he Zim?
Alright.
Flyboy's not Zim.
Sorry, I was talking to somebody Aspects think of the five gifted
Glibo is not, no he is not Zim
He's controller. Now, I'll give y'all like
The full fucking backstory on this kid
So at first when he would likeed into tournaments i swear to god every
top player thought he was him um until they started like yeah okay this is yeah he has a lot of aura Yeah, okay. This is...
He has a lot of aura. Okay. So basically here's the story
of Glavo. I'll just put it like this bro. Basically
a lot of people think that he's the best player in the world right now.
So here is another TikTok.
This TikTok was Aura I'm going to be honest.
A lot of people think Glibo is the best player in the world
right now on console.
This was...
I mean bro look at who he's playing against
how about it won't be
one of them. He is literally playing
against the number 1, 2
and 3 player
on console
Stomped's number 1, Kaysen and Mingo as a on console.
Stomp is number one,
Kacen and Mingo as a toss-up at two
and three.
He did that to them,
bro.
He did that to
them,
bro.
So yeah, I'm going to try my best to win this game if you don't bet on me understand I get it I get it I get it I'm gonna get a man I'm gonna get a man
he's about to join right out are you nervous I'm confident
myself bro I'm confident its Oregon bro I already know him in a band doka beat
I'll see what he can do on another opera. Imma go pee.... Let's go.. so Oh baby give me one more chance.
Alright let's go, this is it. This is it!
This is it!
First time ever playing against Glyvo in a 1v1
this is the guy that dropped 20 kills on Stompin', Kacen, and Mingo in 8 fucking rounds.
I'm getting some G Fuel.
I'm getting G Fuel and locking in.
Predictions? Mods don't chat keep predicting
keep betting close predictions as soon as round one prep phase ends so so um. All right, let's go.
Let's fucking go.
Fucking!
Come on.
Pop it a G Fuel and we're good.
Pop it a G Fuel and we're good. Pop it a G fuel, and we're good. so Let's go.
This is it! This is the one y'all been waiting for!
This is what y'all been waiting for! This is what y'all been waiting for. Cal, I'm making of the prime sound.
Kavix, think of producer one.
Oh no! Redo! Oh No, we do it redo and redo it oh my god, I didn't ban dokka be redo it no no no
Oh my god, good comms
Holy
I'm so fucking glad I looked at chat
Holy fucking shit
No, redo it
Oh my god
Chat, it's not Oh my god
Huh Chad, it's not cheater bro. I wasn't at my setup bro. I left my set up. I literally left my setup.
Charisma, think of the Twitch Prime. Munch, think of the Twitch Prime.
Zayn, think of the as Twitch Prime. Zay, think of it as your water.
Lock in.
Let's fucking go.
This is the one y'all been waiting for.
Join up, Glybo.
This is what y'all been waiting for.
Karma, think about the five gifted we just hit 6.1 million followers on
Twitch chat I love y'all chat I love y'all okay and also i'm gonna call clicks real quick
just to like solidify everything
i'm gonna call him right now.
Yo, real quick. Yo, I need 90 days you have had training with a professional boxer I've never had training with professional
boxer if I get 90 days If I get 90 days, if I get
90 days, one of two things is
going to happen. Shut up, shut up,
shut the fuck up.
If I get 90 days
one of two things will happen. You'll back out
of the fight, 90% chance or 10% chance I'll knock
you out. Those are the one of two things that will happen if I get 90 days.
90 days, three months.
I'm so confused though. What are you confused?
I'll explain it slower for you Clicks.
You've had professional training
and I need to hire a professional trainer.
I'm not leaving my house, hold on, you're confused!
I'll make you less confused.
I need to hire a professional trainer
I need to get boxing equipment installed in my house and
I have no training experience at all
So it's probably gonna take ten or seven days to get that set up so I have two weeks to trade
Confused place you're
the only person backing out right now.
Oh so now you try to guilt trip and put it on me
when you know that-
Clicks, you have training experience I don't 90 days simple
You have training experience I don't. 90 days, simple. You have training experience?
I don't. 90 days.
When i said 30 days,
I didn't even know you boxed before.
Plex, I'll put this on God
On my mother's life
90 days, bro. Why can't we fight in 90 days?
Okay Clicks, great.
When I said 30 days originally
I didn't know you had any boxing experience at all.
Clicks
I saw a clip. You called me?
Clicks.
Hold on, hold on.
Clicks.
I get it, bro.
You know if it goes 90 days
you'll get knocked out.
That's all it is.
If I get 90 days
you will get knocked the fuck out.
A hundred percent.
I would literally... Clicks. No, no, no. get knocked the fuck out. 100%. I would literally clicks, no, no clicks,
90 days that's it bro.
I'm so confused why you're all mad right now
like why are you yelling and shit?
I'm not mad bro,
I said 90 days
You're the one who has a problem with it
We're gonna do what's the difference between two months?
Okay, let's talk like normal people
Yeah Let's talk like normal people. What's up? Yeah
But thank you, I respect you I respect you for that
Set date yeah, let's do it right now I respect you for that. I respect you for that. We can't have a set date?
Set date, yeah let's do it right now. Um...
We need to be closer?
No no no, we can't do a set date
because I don't know the dates when Globals done.
But Globals wouldn't-
You know how what it is they'd just be saying
next thing you know they should stay a day for a new season no i feel like
i'm saying within the month of the three months that you're talking about.
Yeah, but if it's during FNCS,
I won't be able to but yeah...
FNCS will not be in three months Glixx
It's a little bit confusing bro
Just do the
You don't really know how the game works not you don't really know
how to get worse
because you just
don't really know
okay
well I'm just telling
you
I just need time
to train
that's all
but
I'll 100% be there
I hope you understand
and respect that,
that's pretty fair.
No, no, no.
No, yeah,
I mean,
I've never,
I'll be straightforward,
I never fought someone
but I've done bad work.
Click,
did I hear a little,
did I hear a little fear in your voice there say that
again
I need to hit bags, I need to talk to a trainer
and I need to actually
take it seriously.
Yeah, if you want to get a trainer, go for it bro. Yep, three months
Go for it. Sound good? Yeah, cool bro you give me the date and then we'll lock
it in all right all right did he just all right at the end. Three months chat. That is
fucking perfect.
I'm not even gonna say
anything. I'm just gonna do shit.
Alright, let's go!
Now... Let's go. Now,
not three months on this,
three seconds on this.
Jinxie versus Glibo.
Jinxie versus Jinxy versus Glibo.
Let's do this shit.
161 million channel points on Glibo chat, last second to lock in your channel points.
47 million on me. Let's go.
Lock the fuck in.
Nick, think of a turn water. Exidy, think of it as your water. Exidy
Think of the Prime. Stompen vs Glibeau? If I- Here!
If I lose, I'll put Stompen versus Glibeau. Well actually no
I think Stompen's on a plane. Yeah nevermind, nevermind.
Stompa is on a plane right now
He like just flew back two hours ago
Chat we have to do a Jinx D-Verse tournament this week with the entire Jinx D-Verse
I'm thinking of 2v2 tournament tomorrow i don't know yet i may
or may not be streaming with sketch maybe his schedule's like busy but um i may or may not
be shooting the sketch tomorrow but in like two or three days. We're definitely doing a jinx-y verse tournament
I have to play NCAA. I have to play NCAA 25 dude. I haven't played that see double-a since I was like a kid
My ADHD I didn't man don't go be alright. My ADHD? I didn't ban
Dokeby. Alright, alright, whatever.
Yo my ADHD is so bad
I just subconsciously banned Jackal.
I'm a fucking idiot. Now this kid's gonna run
Dokeby.
This kid's gonna run Dokemi. This kids gonna run Dokemi, Warden ban is great though
Jinxie vs Glybo 173 million on Glybo
52 million on Jinxie let's get it let's go
a lot of people think that this guy is the best player on console right now
like as of recent he didn't pass smoke we're chilling
protect the bomb down to five seconds has yet to locate a bomb so so so so so Come on, bitch.
You challenge, Labo.
He's gonna be baiting top main.
Better than this kid. Come on.
Hmm... Better than this kid. Come on.
He's trying to bait me. Damn, he's nasty. Damn, he's nasty! How much damage?
80.
All enemies have been neutralized.
I gave him the SMP-12.
It's on me.
He's so fucking nasty.
This guy's aim is fucking crazy.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. He's so fucking nasty. This guy's aim is fucking crazy.
Holy shit.
I mean,
I died instantaneously.
I mean,
wow.
This guy's aim is fucking criminal.
Zim? No.
Chat, chat.
I'm not even trolling.
Listen, listen.
First time I ever played against this guy he dropped
22 kills on me with a shitty team in finals at 4 in the morning
I was stomping and Mingo, Jay and Kacen. He dropped 22 kills on
me at four in the morning we We all thought he was Zim,
he literally performed on a fucking hand cam
This kid is not Zim
I swear to god
I thought he was Zim, he plays on a handcam
He legit just crowd-spammed? Yeah, I know he did
but I'm telling you he's controller.
I don't know how he does it, but he's controller.
I promise you he's controller.
He literally does handcams every single saturday and every single sunday
five seconds to insertion every saturday every sunday he doesn't have a bomb must be located and defeated
hey jinxie i love your streams and hope you have a great day my dog passed away
today and i'm just wondering if i could get a rest in
peace in the chat and thank you and have fun
streams good jack can we get a resting piece to casey's
dog casey your dog was beloved by your family
and friends,
and your dog
was an amazing
fucking dog, Casey.
I'm really sorry
to hear that, man.
Dude, me personally,
I've lost pets
in this divorce feeling ever, bro.
I feel bad for you bro
it's terrible rest in peace to casey's dog man lived a great life i'm sure
probably had an amazing family
very tough man there's nothing worse than losing a pack. okay i'm not used to that in the hi-fi burn mode nightmare He's on me. You have located a bomb.
COME ON! PREDICT IT! I knew he'd do it,
I knew he'd do it. PREDICTED!
He still almost killed me while blind, this kid's
so nasty. Bro, he was fully
blind and still almost killed me.
This kid is so fucking nasty.
Bro, I...
Dude, they...
Chat,
I don't know when
but I have to play a tournament
with this kid.
I have to.
Sometimes too.
I don't know when
but I have to play a tournament with this kid.
Chat he's controller!
I swear everyone thought he was him.
This guy literally hand cams.
I promise you he's controller.
He's up 20 on stomp and on the hand cams. I promise you he's controlling it. He's hopped 20 on stomp and on a handcam, the guy's controller.
Talk to him!
He's PS, I can't.
... one one so so so um so Oh This will be called aura That's what we call aura.
I lost an eye on the code. On board is located a bomb, You know what to do. I'm gonna catch all this good right now. so so Come on!
Sit down!
JP, they give me the five gift j six more six more jin. Come the fuck on!
Six more!
Stixxy think of her to tier 1
MH think of her to prime
JP with a 5 gifted
Chance think of her to twitch prime subscription
Vulcan think of her the tier one my brother.
Spin, thank you for the tier one.
MrSteelYoTing, thank you for the prime.
Draco, thank you're at 19 bits?
Walking down the whole time I knew he got some war in him.
Porn him!
Come on Glybo!
Come on Glybo! You Come on, Blybo!
You know what I do! Trinity, think of the five gifted...
L shotgun. Guys it's literally in the game he can literally use shotguns
I'm not cheating in any way shape or form.
I am using an operator that is in the game
Like, that just shows
And then like the people who are saying that
Are the people who bet channel points on him
Shit's just next level hating bro
i need a foreign I don't know. You better not ever go to a cell block, whoa!
Wisdom think of Devato? Chico think of Devato?
Oh no... so so so No he rotated. God, he's so fucking smart. I didn't know he rotated. Fuck!
I thought it was...
I trolled.
What am i doing?
No actually what am i doing?
What am i doing?
I'm just gonna go to the other side of this building and then I'll try to get out of here
and then I'll try to get back in there.
I don't even have a shield right now.
I can't do anything.
I'm not going anywhere. I'm just gonna go I doing? No, actually what am I doing?
What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
Alright. Melusi has always and will always be my hard counter
I'm taking a piss. We're good, 2-2.
Stay locked! Six more
rounds, we're good....... Let's go.
Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
Secure the area, keep the bombs protected.
Down to 10 feet.
Five minutes left. Bomb listed. on location secure so so so Oh, wow. He's not all friendly. The smoke didn't hit him.
I'm going to go back and get the other guy.
Okay.
I'll be right back.
I don't know if he's in there or not.
I think it's a little bit more than that.
I can see him.
I can see him.
I can see him.
I can see him.
I can see him.
I can see him. I can see him. He's stuck. Oh wow, he's not all friendly for a living. The smoke didn't REACH!
He's smart for that.
Smoke- okay. Smoke didn't reach.
Yeah alright this kid is fucking smart I'm not gonna lie.
That was smart.
That some shit fucking stomping would do.
I thought the smoke reached it did not reach
The reason why didn't reach is because of how I threw on a fucking door hinge
I'm a fucking idiot
FUUUCK I can't lose bro. I can't lose to this kid idiot Insertion in 10 seconds.
5 seconds to insertion.
You must locate and defuse the bomb.
Let's fucking go! Statement game, statement fucking game right now.
Take me off my sit-off please, i'm begging so
that's a fun round, Blibop. so so so
does the lucy have impact grenades?
THAT ANSWERS THAT QUESTION!
I thought they removed them.
I confused Melusi with LESION! Yep, confused Melusi. Okay.
Yep, confuse Melusi with Lesion Click farming Clip farming.
Do you guys just think everything is a fucking clip farm?
Bro, why would I want to lose to this kid? What is farm about that?
I lose aura he gains aura. There's no farming!
I wanna win! I'm playing smoking ying, can you not see that?
Yo this 90 ping shit is dead ass gonna piss me the fuck off.
You don't want it bad enough? You're right. I need to lock in the F
He's gonna be in trouble because he's cool
BOOM so I'm gonna try to get him. so so so oh This can't be happening. FRAZY! Yeah, this gets fucking wild This kid's absolutely fucking insane.
Bro, all I have to do is just sit close. I just need to reinforce and sit close.
I don't know why I'm like giving him so much ground to work with
bro literally all i have to do is reinforce and stick close i'm running
gridlocked to counter the malusi it's up to ada has so much time to
bring this back
Literally all I have to fucking do is just sit close to the shotty and that's it
You don't give me some good powder to smoke for us because she has calls and flashes so you can just know where i am then flash me let's get it stick with the gifted so so so so Well... Come on.
All right Bucket, I'm getting off!
You have located a bomb so so so so I mean like, so because I fucking hate this game
Because my gridlock glitched,
I had to use another gridlock on the door
but I only needed to use one
but because my gridlock glitched
I had to use another gridlock
which meant I didn't have a gridlock for Attic
so he walked up Attic and he's not even good.
He looked the wrong fucking direction but I had to fucking reload.
AHHHHH!
... Yeah, it's just...
Goyo is probably the play coffee. You're right.
Goyo is probably the play.
Secure the bombs.
You're right, you're right!
No, copystrike.
Copystrike, copystrike, copystrike, copy's right. Copy's right, copy's right, copy's right, copy's right.
I have rock 4 attempting to defuse your bomb. I'm going in. Alex, you're the prime. all right chuck it he's got it
i don't know where the drone is. so so He's close left.
Failed, all friendlies were eliminated.
WHY IS HE CLOSE LEFT?!
His chat's giving him callouts, that's why he switched...
I mean, I don't know-
I don't know why I'm listening to coffee
for fucking advice.
I mean,
bro,
I just went Goyo
and this kid's like
a fucking Twitch
Doka be main.
I mean,
it is what it is, man.
I lost the important round.
This kid's fucking nasty. Holy shit.
I mean, he's nasty, bro. He's fucking nasty.
I lost the important round and...
And I have the gridlock glitch round,
and he outplayed me though.
GG to this guy who played me,
he deserved a win.
GG to this guy!
Goyo was a good call what do you mean?
Copy shut the fuck up dude
He popped the goyos in 8 seconds you fucking idiot!
You absolute kumquat
He popped the goyo in 6 seconds because he's a fucking switch mate.
All right, you're peaking.
But you're going to spawn peek me, bro?
Is that what you're going to do?
Okay. so oh Come back season! Come on. Oh my god, oh my god.
Comeback season.
Comeback season?
You're gonna crash out?
I mean yeah, I'm listening to the advice of CoffeeZilla
like I don't know what I'm fucking doing
Smoke shotgun play closed door
Take me off closed door
No one has ever done it Owners owners wise winning is because i'm playing
back for no reason i'm gonna reinforce these two balls make the rotations and
i'm good to go let's do this remaining
five seconds long so so so so so Oh, he's flashing. I want that exchange. um Failed all friendlies have been neutralized
Yeah Yeah, that'll do it. GG, GG, GG.
GG. GG, GG, GG.
GGs, ggs, ggs
Yep! GG, gg, gg
Damn it man he outplayed me. I keep people saying fear buck tweet.
Fear buck tweet?
Oh, God. Let's see. Uh-huh.
Bro, this light is like flashing on my face.
I gotta fix my lighting bro, this shit is terrible.
Hey... This lighting is so fucking ass man Yo GD's the glybo he outplayed me
GD's the glybo he outplayed me bro
GD's the glybo, gd's the glybo GD's the Glideboat, he outplayed me bro. GD's the Glideboat, GD's the Glideboat,
GD's the Glideboat.
GD's thebel man, gd stick libel.
GD stick libel.
GD stick to Glabo. GD's to Glabo.
Okay, uh...
I think this is the tweet everybody wanted me to look at.
Okay, now it's like...
There we go. That's perfect.
Alright chat! this is the tweet
this is the tweet this is the tweet this is the tweet, this is the tweet, this is the tweet.
After Jinxie challenged...... challenge.
Can't even hear, hold on. Okay bro, alright winner gets to sign Brecky's tits again. I'm not involved in this. I'm not involved. Yo, you just...
Yep, 90 days.
All right, chat.
I'm going to go train.
Day one starts today.
I'll see clicks in 90 days
Also,
no money on the line
Absolutely zero money on the line that promotes a horrible message to both of
our audiences just have to settle back in about 90 days all right I'm gonna go
train chat but I'll be back tomorrow yeah I'm gonna go start training right now. Peace. Showtime.