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Jack!
Jack!
Jack! so I got a feeling.
No!
I didn't watch it, no!
Wait, uh-oh. Let's see this one. No! I didn't watch it! No! Wait!
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Hey............. you so ΒΆΒΆ I got a feeling That tonight's gonna be a good night.
That tonight's gonna be a good, good night.
Feel it?
That tonight's gonna be a good night. That tonight's now Good, good night Be there
That tonight's gonna be
Good night
That what is good
Ladies and gentlemen I'm literally on time, on the minute.
Late fat late fat
Fat and late
Late and fat
Ugly and fat
Alright guys we can't hear Mike Lowe? Chat was I muted the whole time?
Bro don't you-
Chat was I actually muted the whole fucking time?
No I wasn't!
Wait. Oh shit. Okay, I might have been...
Chat, is the mic delayed? Stupid!
Nah.
How's my favorite industry plant
doing? Alright, remove Coffee's mod tonight. Let's go.
Coffee your mods gone dude! You annoying little shithead. Your mod is gone
Same shirt? Nope this a new shirt you guys are always
on weird shit. This is literally a new shirt. You guys are always on weird shit. This is literally a new
shirt. You guys think I'm some type of a fucking gremlin?
I literally put this shirt
on 30 minutes ago, bro. This is a
new shirt. Pack opening? Listen,
I'm saying this once and I'm not saying it again.
I'll say it once,
I won't say it twice
and I definitely will not say it thrice.
Pack opening is at 8 p.m. EST.
Maybe 8 30 because I want to do fan mail because we have enough fan mail in a minute
maybe 830 bro
pack opening is at 830
tonight is the goddamn night with Pac Jaeger Black Eyes
that's why I put that song on
tonight's the fucking night
J-Day dog they give
you the five gifted deactivate and reactivate done high fives done
don jerry dunn chad how does everything sound good Good- good-good-good-good?
Good, Chad! Good-good-good?
Good... good?
When's back opening? I JUST SAID!
Whoa. Why is Diddy on my playlist?
Chad, don't listen to Diddy. I don't know why that's on my playlist.
All right hold on.
Chad I swear I don't listen to Diddy.
That's actually crazy.
I think I was looking it up because I was curious
I was like bro what music has diddy made
leaked of course chat i don't listen to ditty bro envy thank you for the vibe gifted zodiac
thank you for the prime chat was i muted the whole fucking stream?
Be honest too. Be honest!
Shock think of The Prime
Bean think of The Prime
Jock think we're gifted
Tattle think we're gifted
Starlight think of The Prime
Bad Rain
Bad Rain GW think we deserve one the prime bad rain bad rain gw think producer one jack realistically bro i'm gonna keep it a buck
1 000. realistically do you guys think i'm packing jaeger black eyes tonight rumple high-fives
jerry run a bowl stream just started it's only noti gang bro
i want to know what nody gang thinks am i realistically packing gator
no you're too fat
camera quality is good and mic sounds clear i fixed that i fixed it
i think i was muted daily liver my coffee shut the fuck up
keep it a buck zero you're fat fat, no." So guys if I ask
If i'm gonna pack Jaeger Black Ice
Saying you're fat isn't even an answer
You're not even responding to the question
You're just insulting me
Also I'm skinny.
I'm 5 foot 11 160.
Hunter!
Which mod is this?
So that I know to permanently unmod them?
How do you misspell Black Ice?
Which mod?"
And 76% of chat says no.
Chat, why don't you guys not believe in the Jager-Black Ice dream?
Jager-Black Ice is happening tonight!
8pm EST! 8pm EST! black eyes dream jaeger black ice is happening tonight 8 p.m est
8 pm est 8pm st robert thinking the prime's up crunchy
thing for the sir water zach think about it gamer think of a
crime kc think we're deprived exactly what you wanted to do clips in a little bit Think about the Prime KC, think about the Prime Zack Think about the SuperWater
Chat we're gonna do clips in a little bit
How y'all been though man?
Chat how ya'll been I'm sorry I was um
What's it called chat
I'm sorry my stream had technical difficulties My fucking Xbox audio was bugged and my mic
was off, but we're good now. We're good.
I had to deactivate
and reactivate my OBS. No,
think of the Prime sub, my brother. Zero, think of
the Prime sub. Louis, think of producer Wada.
When is fan mail?
I'm going to do fan mail before the pack opening.
I want to do clips, fan mail then pack opening.
We haven't done clips in a while.
We haven't done fan mail in awhile.
We haven't done a pack opening in a long ass time.
I literally have like 75 packs saved up, we're floating.
When is your back open at 8pm EST?
8pm EST.
Why are y'all still...
What do you mean 8am? Why are you'all still...
What do you mean 8 a.m.?
Why are you putting
A question mark behind that?
Obviously it's
8 p.m. EST
You fucking idiot
Why would I
Yo, I'm about to lose it guys. Why would the pack opening be at 8 in the morning you fucking idiots?
Graham think we're depressed of tactical thing Mr
Wanted Harry think of the prime seven You will get it, I believe.
Thank you, Tristan.
Get more packs.
Oh no, I have packs.
Packs are not the issue.
I have packs.
Chat, my brother set up like a three monitor setup in here.
It's kind of nice.
8 AM? Do you... set up like a three monitor setup in here it's kind of nice 8am do you squirt alright just ban that guy high-fives just ban him we're not doing this
tonight guys I'm a four to5 hour streamer 2 hours stream.
When is the pack opening?
Sketch did a song!
I got a pack for you
Can you open my pack?
Can i milk you?
Do it jiggle.
You're bald and fat.
Gimme that dick."
All right, time that guy out.
Yo is anyone in this chat not horny right now?
Guys we just started at- it's literally 7 bro.
If you're in California, it's 4 right now.
How are you THIS horny?
It's a fucking Wednesday dude!
Paying for the 10 gifted... How are y'all horny on a Thursday
Thunder thing but it's your water face cam so zesty
I'm horny give Give me that ass.
Yeah, hey, high fives, can we time these guys out?
Open a FIFA pack.
I would literally rather have someone take a dookie on my chest than load up FIFA right now.
Do it curve. I'm horny siege tonight wins out and ring Elden Ring is nebuary 32nd fuck out in
rain kidding kidding i like out and ring i love out in the ring
i may may try it again one day in the future
touch me daddy uh timeout unknown ghoul for 30 minutes
ow we're thinking of a new game today.
El quitter fat chat didn't quit nothing bro.
Chat am I an interactive streamer?
Be honest do I read chats good?
I got a feeling
chat am i an interactive streamer and be honest
that tonight's gonna be a good night that tonight's gonna be a good night.
That tonight's gonna,
PM think of the Prime sub 3Q
Think of the Prime Sub
Fads think of your one zero
Think for the prime sub
All right Zero, think of the prime sub. Alright I'm going to read a couple more chats
once it gets progressively weird we're doing clips
Who else is a bot? I'm a viewbot.
Elden Ring when?
Do clips, shithead.
Soon.
I saw the Nike Pros video.
It's everywhere.
Jesus Christ. T tickle my pickle time out gabriel 30 minutes on gabriel this might be the
horniest chat on twitch you are so skinny see thank. Now chat's gonna say glazing but thank you bro I actually am skinny
Nike pros do a nike pro stream milk me my okay this guy did not just say milk
Me. Look at it like this bro
Imagine your mom walked
In to your bedroom
And saw you type
Milk me in a public Twitch
chat, she would fucking
snap. Get your shit
together guys!
Can I milk you? Alright.
Yo listen, time. Time out, PL.
Time out, PL.
Is anyone in the chat taking this shit serious? you
all right chat I'm back ongoing think of it's your one kaiser thank you for the twitch prime come on look at the prime sub ah
love you bro milk me like a cow daddy tickle my pickle sending hate from Minnesota.
Listen to sketch, sketch made a song is it pink?
Bronny got drafted to the Lakers wait did he actually
that's sick you're so buff it's hot and he literally has a dude's username yo is my chat no i'm actually curious, bro. How much...
Yo, I know out of the thousands of people that are in this stream
there has to be at least one dude masturbating
and to that one guy
you need to find help!
Why are you masturbating to my stream?!
I know there's one.
Oh, mathematically I'm right.
It's me.
It's me...
Me?
Yo this is insane.
Wha- okay that's more than one!
Why is everyone saying it's me?
We all are!
Chop chop clips boy
Is that just what I am to you guys?
Am I literally your clip watching puppet?
Do you guys want me to sit here for an hour a day, every day
and watch your best R6 clips?
Yup! Yes. 100%.
Yes. Yes. Yeah. Okay. This shot is fucked chat newsflash. I'm not your clip watching puppet.
You can't just bark at me and tell me to watch clips. Okay? I'll watch the clips
when I want to watch the clips.
Give me another minute here, bro.
Stop moving. I'm almost done.
Yep. Alright. We're done reading chat.
Is the whole chat masturbating?
Is there anyone in this stream who
is not beating their dick?
Manny, think of it as your one.
Holiday, think of it as prime. Morning, think of it as prime.
Vintage, think of it as your one best streamer, says
Cody. And that's what
I'm talking about. Can I get a W, Cody, in the
chat? Cody, thank you for saying that I'm the
best streamer. Cody, I love you, bro.
L. L Glazer?
Yeah!
Hey, so if someone's not calling me fat
they're immediately a glazer
You guys are so fucked up, bro
Jack
Have you ever guys
have you guys ever once thought
for maybe a second that
Maybe Cody thinks I'm the best streamer and he likes my streams bro?
No.
We want comedy night!
You guys ruined comedy night, I told you
We're never doing comedy night again
We need comedy night for 20 seconds. You guys were weird. We're done
That's how it works bro
You guys don't just ruin your own content
You guys want to you ruin your own content.
You guys want to say funny jokes, bro?
Say funny jokes.
That's not what you guys do.
You guys say the weirdest shit ever and then we get off.
Tricks, think of it as your one.
Hampton, think of it as your one.
Nate, think of what's your water
stop and said watch wait what did something say
chad we're not doing comedy night i don't care how many people ask we're not
doing it you guys ruined it you got through a bit
you're so skinny all right Chad are y'all ready for clips yes or no
I'm getting off to you says system underscore cs uh 10 minute time out on system dude if
you're gonna openly masturbate to my stream
first and foremost that makes me uncomfortable but keep it to yourself
at the bare minimum keep it to yourself don't openly announce that you're
masturbating to me because now I can't stream right I'm imagining the friction
of someone masturbating to my stream like that's gonna fuck my head up,
bro. So at least keep it to yourself.
Don't openly announce that
too late, muted,
weird stream.
Well, I'm doing it too.
On Diddy. Is this a stall stream
or a sleep stream? Yeah, hey get Coffee
out of here! Coffee, I told you time and
time again, you're not going to be a mod on this channel
much longer. Run a poll for coffee's mod,
on God I'll do whatever chat says.
Run a poll for coffees,
I'm so tired of this kid.
Do we unmod coffee?
Yes or no?
No coffee it's not a sleep stream you fucking dweeb.ed it right now. I don't care mods pulled it
Right now pulled it did he waiting? Diddy's not waiting time that kid out
Going to my second when is the butthole stream okay
let's see i'd get banned on twitch in approximately three seconds so we're not doing that
and i wouldn't want to do that anyways vote on the poll it says
unmod coffee vote on the pool and 70 of chat says no
what is wrong with this chat i'm genuinely so curious
why do you guys like Coffee?
He's not funny, he's a troll!
He's literally just a fucking troll.
Coffee is not funny bro.
Why do you guys like Coffee so much?
I am a view bot, I am a view bot I'm a
few but when are you ending yeah all
right let's start this bitch up let's go
Berkeley buddy day channels get clips
let's get clips let's get clips let's get clips let's get clips. Let's get clips, let's get clips,
let's get clips, let's get clips.
Chat, listen bro, for this clip session
I want to make this clear
and I want to make this abundantly clear.
Do not send me no shitty ass clip bro
I wanna see good aim
like listen bro
if you're gonna send me a clip
it either needs to be the best clip of all time
or the worst clip of all time
no in between Don't send me- Hey, I'm speaking directly to you, Peter or Jerry. Yeah hi guys fuck you.
I'm speaking directly to you. Do not send me no boring-ass clip of you killing one person.
Nobody cares, nobody gives a fuck.
Send a good clip or get the hell out of the stream.
Sketches waiting with the five gifted.
I actually can't.
Guys, I understand Sketch made a song.
We will check it out.
I promise.
Sketch made a song!
Guys, we will check it out. I swear we will.
You look so skinny. Thank
you, bro. And like people in the chat are going to say
El Glazer who's winning the
Euros? A lot of people
in chat have been asking me who is winning
the Euros because you guys know I have extensive ball
knowledge a lot of people to mask means when in the arrows Spain Spain is
winning the Euros let me tell you why oh wait Jack. Let me tell you why. Oh, oh! Wait Jack, wait.
Let me tell you why Spain
is winning the Euros.
A motherfucker by the name of Lamine
Yamar.
Spain is winning the Euros. Trust and believe that. WTEC, Francia! Chad I know I want it...
Now listen, I'm gonna be cheering for Mbappe you guys know how I get down
Francia! You know why, you know how I get down but I want to see Spain win
Their team is so young and so good. I wanna see Spain win
Francia except you that he you guys know I'm cheering for Mbappe, but
I want to see Spain win.
Alright let's go! Lock it in.
Chat haven't reacted
to clips in a couple days
like i said for this clip session, I'm going to say
it one more time.
Send banger clips
or get out of the stream.
Straight up. Don't send me
no half-ass clip. Send me a banger clip or here's the front door, alright?
Worst malusi I've ever seen. If they go to that hatch, they can shoot them a little seat. You're a fucking idiot.
Good angle though! I like this angle.
I love that angle!
So you have the reaction i'm not that angle
so you have the reaction time of a sloth so i'd like to remove you from rainbow six siege and place you
in a retirement home.
I dead ass think my grandma could have reacted faster, I'm serious!
Shout out Grandma! Love ya Grandma! shout out grandma love you grab off
yeah any of y'all have two grandmas broke chat I had to grab on throwing up
Jack any are too grandmas? Be honest.
So, again your aim is progressively getting worse so I'm inclined to clicking off of this clip.
Holy shit!
You clipped this?
It literally looks like he's aiming with his fetus.
Am I the only one seeing this?
I love that angle.
Your aim is so fucking bad.
Oh, yeah.
Good aim.
All right, you recovered.
Good aim.
Good aim, good aim, you recovered. Good rain! Good rain, good rain, good rain!
Freezer, freezer!
100% freezer!
Um, yes.
3.0 out of 10. I'm not impressed. The clip was just not good.
Wow! Okay so here's what I want you to do. First and foremost this is the most severely edited picture I've ever seen.
I mean, dog, are
you...
I mean, are
you serious? It's so severely
edited.
It's just me and my guitar playing this song!
Next clip of the day, coming in from me and my cup.
I wonder if this guy listens to Cam.
Elden Ring? Y'all are sending in
Elden Ring clips now
Lord of the the frenzied flame
Dude she looks intimidating
Oh what you got one shot like that holy shit Mitra's OP! Dude, this guy's ass. You're panic rolling!
See? Hey...
You're panic rolling.
You're panic rolling.
Dude, you're panic rolling dude.
Your pan- this guy's a
panic roller!
Whoa.
What's he doing?
What is he doing? What is he...
What the fuck just happened?!
WHAT THE- What the?
Wait a minute. Do you have a clone
fighting for you oh my god this absolute loser is using summons. Oh my god!
Hey, I may have quit Elden Ring
but I'll be damned
if I ever use Summons.
Chat, did I ban him from the stream?
Wow.
Look at how cringe that is.
That's so OP!
You're a cornball,, sir are a hall of fame buttermilk ass
pancake with blueberries in that bitch
you just sent me an
Elden Ring clip of you using a mimic
tear. That is actually in...
It's not even, he's
not even trying- this is from tonight
He's not even trying
to hide the edit. It's so crudely edited
Chad it's not real nothing's leaked bro. I've never met Diddy Chad
I told y'all I'd never met Diddy Y'all already know that
Real, real. You guys are so weird
How would that be a real image?
Dude I still can't believe this guy just sent me an Elderman clip of him using Mimic.
Alright next tip of the day coming in from dad
okay um a little bit curious as to what the fuck you're doing.
I mean, shit!
HIT A MATT!! Wait... Oh he didn't hit a froth mat.
Okay, I might be tweaking and geeking.
My bad gamers
pluto thank you for the five gifted uh-huh thank you pluto appreciate it my
boy Oh, wait. Your teammate died.
Sorry.
So Castle just shot 26 volts meaning he's in a gunfight with an enemy combatant.
Help him? Thank you, good help!
Why'd you leave him out to dry?!
You left Capsule out to dry, why did you do that?
Yeah this guy is ass. Somebody get this guy a map.
Dora the explorer find the fucking map for this guy holy shit
This guys is fucking lost
Oh no!
Top of the garage staircase, top
of the garage staircase, breach,
breach, on the breach,
on the breach on the preach
oh my god let him cook i love this angle holy shit i love this angle. Holy shit, I love this angle!
The rain!
Why the- Why is he kind of cooking now? Wait a goddamn minute.
Why is he kind of cooking now.
Why did he sort of just cook?
6 out of 10, Cliff.
Not bad, not great.
Um... Okay, I'm sorry.
Just, I'm sorry.
Jack! Um. Jack, um...
What'd you say, Ma?
Jared, be honest bro!
Do I supply brain rot to the youth and just be honest?
Yes, yup!
Cringe unfollowing
Fat you didn't answer-
If I ask a question, can
you guys say yes or no and not fat?
Please?
It's so disrespectful.
Fat, fat,
fat yeah but you're fat, you're fat okay Whoa jinxxy Charm?
My boy Despotaco.
They give you the Jinxycharm... well they keep representing the Jinxycharm
Wmans.
Coffee I'm a joke? How does your mod being stripped away count?
Okay so first and foremost
I want to say this big shout out to Despi for representing the Jinxie charm
Second what in God's good name was going through your head when you put that C4 on the floor?
Pick it up on the floor. Take it off!
Yep, take
it off.
Take it
off.
Hey,
take the
fuck...
No,
take the
fuck...
I'm not
kidding.
Take the
fucking
Jixiem off.
Deathbeat Taco, your Jinxycharm privileges
have been rightfully
provoked! You
have zero composure.
Yeah no, no.
Hey, take it away. Just take it away from him.
You cannot have the Jinxie Charm
on if you're gonna be pulling that stupid chain.
Unacceptable!
When is pack opening? 8pm EST est already told you apme st apme st Despy, what's good man?
This clip just came across my desk of you rocking the Jinxy charm.
Which I do love and appreciate but you C4'd yourself
And had a panic attack when
monkey pulled out his pistol so I'm gonna have you remove the JC charm and
hop that in your own fortnight next next give me today illusion think
where does your water.
Got a clip committed from AJ
Got a clip coming in from AJ
What did it-
This motherfucker sent me a YouTube video.
I actually can't...
This motherfucker sent me a YouTube video
Chad!
I mean, seriously?
Are you shitting me? Ain't nobody got time for that. We are not watching a goddamn YouTube video my twin! My driller! Child we got real drillers in there! Child we got real drillers in here chat? We've got a real drill us
UK rap bar you cage with our
El body el body No one said that
I put on the Jinxy charm and can't get out of bronze GG
Says HiveEyes
HiveEyes you're literally a champion. You fucking lying clip farmer
Jet who's the bigger clip farmer? Me or high fives? Definitely high fives bro
Bro what I noticed is people don't even know what clip farming is they just
say clip farm in them dude I'll open up my tick tock bro anytime there's a clip
of me on tik-tok the comment section is click farip Farm final boss. Bros
clip farming. Classic
clip farm.
You are the
clip farmer, stupid. He don't
know you. You're fat.
If I see one more
Yo, if I see one more goddamn comment
of someone literally just saying
and they are not responding to what I'm saying
I am going to crash the fuck out.
Classic clip farm. React harder?
Yo when people say that
I actually lose it.
What do you mean react harder? I'm not your fucking puppet, dude.
Chad, ads are about to roll out! Sub for no ads! Exclamation mark sub! Never get another ad again!
If you have that blue crowd, it gets up through Twitch Prime.
React harder puppet. Alright.
There's no way you
fuckers are saying to react harder.
High-vice, you're not
funny. You're not funny high-fives.
Stop goat just said a jinxie
you kind of cough like an iPad kid.
Okay so stop and here's the thing bro something you can talk all this shit
now but something on July 12th you're gonna be sitting next to me bro you're
not gonna be sent something keep that energy in person bro you're not going to be sent stop it keep that energy in person bro
you're not gonna be like that stop but when you sit down i'm gonna have the aura
for once bro for once bro you're done having your
aura bro you're no longer gonna be mysterious bro chat listen chat
Listen when stopping is on the desktop stream on July 12th
Will he lose aura or gain or a run-and-pull now?
Bro what if stop and pulls some playboy cardi
shit and shows up in a mask with like a with like an illuminati posse behind him
stomping might do that bro he has crazy motion chat
chad you guys think it would gain aura or lose aura?
And be honest
More aura than you. Gain, gain
You're fat
Can you respond?!
You're not responding You're not responding. You're not participating
in dialogue.
You're just saying I'm fat. You're not even
participating in dialogue.
Run a poll. Will Stompin gain or lose
aura on the IRL stream?
And be honest, bro he might be on some playboy card you never know imagine bro that'd be crazy that'd be crazy aura Do the desktop in a warehouse.
Coffee, I don't have a warehouse bro.
Someone told me to do this the other day. Bro look
I wanted to actually talk about this for a second bro. There are literally yo guys
There aren't literally people who think I'm going to go to a random warehouse and do a stream
Bro, I'm gonna stream from my room, bro
Okay, listen interesting poll will stop and gain or lose aura on the desktop stream 81% of chat says game
How are you guys this much of glazers bro? No genuinely
81% of you guys are
actually glazing. That's insane
Bro Chad, Jinxy
if I see you vaping- wait
what did Stomping just say? What did this little shithead just say?
StompGoat says... No no no look at
this little shithead. Look at what this
little shithead just said! No I'm grabbing the chat
Stomping just said, and I quote,
Jinxy, if I see you vaping IRL,
I'm going to smack the vape.
Yo, Stomping, hate to break it to you Not a vaper
Never have been never will be
I'm not a vapor Stomp
You got the wrong guy
I don't vape!
Newsflash, Chad. I'm not a vaper.
Next giveaway of the day...
Also why stop talking crazy right now? Insertion in five seconds.
Also, why is Stoppin' talking crazy right now? What's good with him?
Proceed to the biohazard container and secure it.
Second report.
Nice to give a day!
So... we not droning what do i tell you guys what do i always tell you guysize a drone!
Yeah, this guy has a drone. Jack Enemy combatant
Listen there is two legion mines
at your feet as soon as you walk up the staircase
they're going to hit you and they're going to deal a remarkable amount of
damage so
tracked out ain't gonna rain lane wait this gets decent I'm not gonna lie
this kid is decent this kids kind of decent secure the biohazard container it.
Bathroom! Good name! Not a
bad clip, not a bad
clip! Not a bad clip!
Not a-
Every good thing you just did went right out the gosh darn window.
You heard this guy causing a goddamn stampede on your doorframe, and you turned away from it. Fuck you
He corrected at the end but it's still just so bad and so unforgivable. I cannot get behind that zero out of 10 flip next give it a day.
Added never went to Bohemian Grove.
This is so edited.
You can literally see the lighting?
That picture is from the
KSO IRL stream, bro.
Like that is such a clearly
obviously edited... real.
Leaked.
Holy real.
Leaked!
Yo guys I actually can't do this shit.
That picture is so severely edited.
That's so real.
React harder,
fat ass.
It's your water.
Damn, it's confirmed. Fat ass. You're a fatty. You can see it's real? You're fat.
So are you guys just gonna type I'm a viewbot and you're fat all night? Because if so let me know.
I'll end this bitch right now.
Yeah, I'll end this bitch right now. Yeah, I'm-I'm a-
I'll end this bitch and watch the debate, bro.
Alright?
Fuck!
Jack, do you guys think um...
Wait what was I saying?
Lost my train of thought. Nooo! Wait, what was I saying?
Lost my train of thought now that's ADHD
Chad my ADHD is bad bro
Jed you got oh, that sounds gonna say if you guys think I would make a good president and be honest?
Next clip of the day is a Minecraft
clip
A little bit of a Minecraft clip, Sky Wars.
Interesting.
Sky Wars?
I'm so confused as to what i'm watching.
Why is there no game sound on Skywars?
Is that a...
Chadda, what is...? Is that a...
Chad, what is...?
Chad, what's going on in this clip? He just...
Oh my god!
He just did a Minecraft blowjob.
Find God, bro! In Minecraft?
Yep, just ban this guy. I mean seriously.
Guys are you shitting me?
Ban this fucker dude!
Put subs on screen?
What do you mean sub count?
WHAT YOU TALK ABOUT WILLIS?!
WHAT YOU TALK ABOUT WILLIS?!
Clip Farmer. Clip Farmer.
I'm curious and
confused. When I'm reacting
to clips, what else are
you expecting?
Guys, the series is me reacting to clips. So yes!
I'm done. Okay, is this your first time ever picking up a fucking controller?
I'm curious. What's going on?
Back over to get APMESC! Back over to get APMESC!
Bad aim.
I like this angle a lot.
Right!! C4 set.
RIIGHT!
Envy about it on your right, he's gonna be behind you now
One friendly operator Yeah if this guy clutches this I'll get a tattoo on my right ass cheek
It literally looks like this guy's never picked up
a fucking controller before.
This guy does not look like
a good player by any means!
Planting! Okay, I don't think about it. Planting is usually behind the B-bomb.
You gotta push now.
You gotta push now. You have to push now. What are you doing? What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh no!
That's bad aim.
Okay, recovery shot.
No you didn't. Oh no you didn't? I know your the ancestor!
You did not just switch to a shotgun when you had 15
bullets in your goddamn primary,
I don't ever want to see your stupid face on my game again.
You reloaded!
Oh my f-
He switched to his shotgun when he had 15 bullets in his primary!
I've seen it all.
What are you doing?!
Good night, Wade? Good night, wait good night.
Yeah talk to Tony bro this guy's terrible. Close left close, close left, close left, close left.
So hands down without a doubt one of the worst clips
I've ever seen start to finish.
It looks like you've never even picked up
a fucking controller before.
I'm not gonna hold you.
Got it right there!
Is a zero out of ten clip coming in from Rusty.
VG, think Mr. Wanda wanted it oh damn chad i look cute there
jed you guys want fam melts tonight tattoo
tattoo not getting a tattoo had my fingers, can't hold it against me.
Had my fingers crossed.
When is pack opening?
Eight.
Pack opening's at eight.
Unless y'all want me to do fan mail first.
Jack, think I'm going to 25. Give me... eight unless y'all move to the fan mail first jack think of 25 gifts
jack think about 25 gifted jack Okay, so you physically could not have made more noise right there.
You could not have made any more... Sign my titties.
What?
Okay, that was blessed.
No no, that was blessed. No, no, that was blessed. That was actually blessed.
Chat, that was blessed. That was genuinely blessed.
React Fari. Fanmail Fari? Yeah yeah yeah I got y'all tell what a family tonight
wouldn't am out to the right so stick over it's your one. Sketch song? Okay back I'll watch after this clip.
Chat chat do you keep doing clips or sketch songs?
Vote in the poll.
Are you playing Rainbow Six Siege with points off?
Yeah, this is the edgiest thing I've ever seen. This is so edgy. There's no way you're playing Rainbow-
One friendly operator remaining.
This motherfucker is playing Rainbow Six Siege with points off.
Go to BAME!
I'm four eliminated. Um... Good aim!
I was so fixated and discombobulated on the
fact that you were playing Rainbow Sixes with points
off, that I lost all
track and interest of the clip.
We're not watching Tomorrow's Teachings,
that is the weirdest YouTube channel on planet Earth.
We're not watching that fucking channel.
If you're telling me to watch that,
you actually are a freak
wait vote in the poll vote on the pole vote of the pool vote of the pole vote
of the pole what are the pole board of the pole one of the pole sketch song
okay chat I'll do clips up until like 755
they're gonna do sketch song okay keep said eclipse keeps any clips I want to Like 7.55, that'll do Sketch Talk, okay?
Keep sending clips.
Keep sending clips.
I want to do like a lot of people's clips tonight.
When is pack opening tomorrow's teachings?
Now, stomp and set, do it now so do it yo guys i don't know what like next level glazing y'all are on right
now but stop this is not stomping stream I'll do what i want, when i want.
This is not stomp and stream. Stomp and set now.
I mean seriously guys?
You guys really think that i would glaze that that much bro I would just do whatever
something says fuck no dude I'm my own man
all right next give it a day! Yeah.
Stomping owns you, stomping said now.
Stomp said now? This is stompin' stream.
Stomp and stream. Do what daddy says. Yeah, you guys are weird are weird no you guys are actually weird do what stomping sets yo guys yo guys I'm now Guys!
I'm there.
You are large, this guy did not just call me large bro why are clips freezing so much tonight
chat
chad why are they freezing nico think richard wanted g4 think mr
wanted hey yeah i'm thinking about the prime. Sketch song?
Okay we'll watch sketch song and then
We'll do more clips. Sketch song then more clips
Sketch song then more clips
Chat what do I look up bro
So sketch made a new song?
Sketch...
Wow, chat! Look at this! Jinxy's
YouTube channel. Wow, you guys should really subscribe.
You guys should
really subscribe. Wow, chat!
Oh! You guys should really subscribe. Wow, chat.
Oh!
No. We good. Alright.
Okay, chat he made a song? What do I watch?
Which one?
This one?
Chat, 19 hours ago he's with Max
Do your ears white Chats, 19 hours ago. He's with Max.
You cough like an iPad kid.
John Pink
This one? Yes, yes.
Oh they got him with a bead and everything! They got Ken Trout on?!
Wait I didn't know they had Ken Trout on!
I DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD KEN TROUT ON!!
When did this happen, bro?
Yup, Sketch is drunk. I can see it.
He's floating.
He sucks.
Or maybe not.
This is long ass intro. boy so Wait, what?
We're done?
The fuck?
Oh yeah he's drunk 100%
No dibby.
Open packs not yet!
Wrong one.
Chad, this is definitely the right video.
Chad, this is definitely the right video. It is, right?
It's the right video, right?
Jadon it's the right video? so huh Wrong one? Oh no!
Let him cook though, but let him cook. Y'all not listening. Y'all not listening.
Jeff you're not listening.
Hold on. Stop listening! Oh my god, sketch them!
Let's get this show on the road, motherfucker.
Damn, this beat's hard. away two three years from now i don't know what ain't my business i hate that though damn this
there is a shorter edited video. Y'all are such fucking cornballs!
Just take it easy, alright? Take a sip of milk and relax, okay?
Fuck!
We're getting there! Relax, okay? Fuck.
We're getting to it bro. Relax!
Ooh! What? What?
What? WHAT?! WHAT?!
WHAT?!
Oh my gosh. Yeah, all white animals they know is feel like cocaine. I'm Cobain on a beat when I be the bitch.
I'm back down, I'm pulling up, I pull up and I feel them school tracks out.
Yo he's nasty!
He's nice!
Really in good bank, I'm slurring like I'm Big Moe, I'm getting drunk. he's nice up I got, yeah Titties up in my smile
Why they give a fuck?
I got your bitch
Then I kick that ass
She in the back
She in the Uber
To your crib
I ain't give a fuck
You know what
Where it at
Shit
Fuck
No, sorry Why is he good?
Yo, yo.
No, no, somebody tell me why he's actually good, bro.
I'm dead ass curious.
Why is he good?
Bro, why is he good? Bro, why is he good?
Holy shit!
Yo!
If I see one more mother...
If I see one more motherfucker say wrong one, is it this one?
Because y'all said it's the right one.
Also chat game night part three coming soon on God.
I got y'all game night part three coming soon on god i got y'all game night part
three coming soon i'm thinking monday bro
i'm hoping monday jada is it this one
this one this? The far left
one, I'm gonna crash out like
dead ass.
I'm going to start banning motherfuckers quick!
Just letting you know.
Part one, bro? 24 minutes long chat?
24 minutes long?! 24 minutes?! long?
24 minutes? Probably opening packs by then,
mija.
Where at? Where should I go?
Is it right away? Keep it there though where at where should i go
is it right away keep it there though because i might do oh wait no god i'm saying wrong one as soon as i clicked it ah
about to end mike i mean not the mic, we need the headphones.
Damn!
Alright then.
Okay, I'm sure there's a lot of like...
stuff that happens before? Where is the music at bro?
Bro, that shit was hard, I'm not gonna lie
That was hard. I'll fuck with that
Oh here we go
Hell yeah I don't know where I'm going.
The video is 24 minutes long, I'm stressed out...
Oh no! Chad, I don't know what's happening.
You guys like stress me out bro.
Thunder think of it as your one.
Choc the tiny brawl. Bro choc the tiny brawl. thunder think of it as your one talk to tiny bro
well i'll talk to tony bro thunder the temperature water
creature thing if you wanted more clips bro a little bit more clips
and then we'll do fan mail and and then we'll do pack a bridge.
I got y'all boys bro
Ask streamer
Bro you said wrong one
Richie made you?
Like damn
Endstream Sketch made a song here we fucking go i'm
awake whoa valorant
battering on console?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait a minute.
Really I can play this? It's already out?
GARRAIN!
GARRRAIN! that rain I love SMG 12 wait why is it yo chest now that's the whole point Yo, Chaz!
That's the whole clip.
That's the entire fucking clip? Are you shitting me?
Sketch made a song. I'm about to crash out
guys we spent 30 minutes trying to find it
you guys let me up right down left you guys read led me in the wrong direction
as soon as I clicked a video you guys said wrong video
So chat if you want to troll bro, fuck it. I'll throw you too
I don't give a flying for doodle cake you guys ruined it we didn't react to one of them
It was kind of fucking hard You guys ruined it. We did react to one of them,
It was kind of fucking hard bro.
We know your tip-
Yo Coffee please shut the fuck up Coffee. Link the right video.
Yeah, high fives.
Why don't you just do that?
But y'all are sending me a 24-minute video.
Like yo,
Jack what do you guys think this is
a goddamn podcast
1v1 scenario okay so what i would do right here i would go below below, listen for the plant and throw a C4 above.
Again, I'm going to read with Twila,
So I don't think you can do that.
What you're gonna do is walk down the hallway
And take a 50-50 gunfight because
You are mediocre gameplayer. 50-50 gunfight because you're a mediocre game player
You're a mediocre video game player see but that c4 is not going to land
Because you're mediocre.
Okay, I apologize. I was not familiar with your game.
Jeremy. I was not familiar with your game. Chad, I think I just broke my right pelvic bone.
Okay! I'm gonna be honest. I was not familiar with that guy's aura. Now that's
actual aura. I'll give him that!
I was not expecting that to land.
Who in the fuck? I'd like to formally apologize. I didn't know you were chill like that
Supplier, think of the Prime sub
The nut supplier three months of prime selling
What do you mean by that, brother?
What exactly do you mean by your username?
Oh, you sick fuck!
You're masturbating right now,
aren't you?
Sketch You're masturbating right now, aren't you? Um...
Sketch made a song.
I'm about to crash out like fully.
I'm totally about to crash out.
Yeah!
I'm aware that Sketch made a thong.
Okay. You guys want me to do this Okay, you guys want me to do this?
You guys actually want me to do this high-fives link be the right video or everyone's getting banned in this bitch
Every last one of them hi by said linked me the right video on Twitter right now
Let's go Jerry i've never seen you guys
want a video more and i don't just link me to video
like me the video and tell me the time stamp This chat is actually cringe.
Okay, let's see.
I don't see a link from
HiVice! Blame HiVice, bro.
Jinxy,
did you know that Sketch made a song?
Oh no! I didn't-
THANKS FOR TELLING ME!!!
I had NO IDEA.
I had no fucking clue that Sketch made a song.
Thank you so much for letting me know
you're blind 24 minutes is half your stream okay
he sent it idiot play fall guys high-vice did not send it bro okay wait how abouts did send it
it's a tick tock oh a tic toc there we go i can maximize brain rot let's go
thank you jerry love your high fives I can maximize brain rot. Let's go. Thank you, Jerry.
Love you, high fives.
Okay, we actually have a TikTok clip.
Now we're good.
Now we can maximize brain rot.
This is beautiful.
Bro, I love the new setup.
I got to do it.
I got to do a new setup tour. I got to do it I got a new sound for whoa whoa echo
whoa echo why am i echoing? Oh, whoa
No Okay. There we go fixed done dad
All right chat now
We have a tick-tock clip that right there is how you maximize brain rot,
give me right to the fucking brain rot okay?
Dude they really should...
Okay here we go this is the video
let me make sure everything's working.
Chad, can y'all see and hear? Chad! Can y'all see and hear? Tell me yes or no.
Actually don't tell me just high-lives
I don't know... maybe
Yes, yes okay mic broken. Yes, okay
This is it Okay, so apparently Sketch's pursuing a music career now
I'm behind this
Oh, these beats hard
Ah I ain't give a fuck, I take it out And I made it out And I did it
I feel just like getting
I'm the son of both no kids
Did he say he feels like
Wait who did Skeksis say he feels like
Hold on
No no no
Who did Skeksis say he feels like Hold on.
Who did Skeksis say he feels like? I'm sorry.
What?
What?
What?
What? because i'm riding solo i got a on the is good bro
that's a crazy ball. That's an insane bar.
That is crazy. just like that's kind of hard bro I'ma come pullin' down on my drawers, yeah Got strongness uptown
Dirty babes from the south
Just sold out town
I got your bitch take off her blouse
She on my couch, doin no wrong
And I just dogged her out
her twit came over she freaking
I got your bitch just for the weekend
I got your bitch and we just creeping
let your bitch see my baby
smash you like a lady take it out why is he kind of decent Damn!
Jada, why is it kind of decent?
Jada, hey I'ma be honest bro. Why is it kind of decent wrong
What do you mean wrong one
Wrong one. Oh have ice so hey everyone blame high buys i don't care
everyone blamed Jerry i sent a new one
ok ok i'm in, I'm in.
Alright chat! I'm just gonna tell you this right here right now. If y'all say wrong
one on this video, I'm ending the
fucking stream. I'm on a truck, I pulled up Double dog got your bitch in the back
She gon' fuck this for her car
Vroom vroom, I'm in the back
With my strap and I'm gon' blamp
I ain't give a fuck
I'ma just keep taxin', I'm gon' stamp
Who the fuck be talkin'? I ain't poppin' no fuckin' Zans I'ma pull up is Who the fuck be talkin'? Yo, bitch, you just be a superfan
Yeah, yeah
She on my motherfuckin' cots
I'ma pull up with my dolls
And it's always for the cost
Really whip that motherfucking guac
It's like a 50
I ain't give a fuck
I'm out here with my dogs Yeah we trippin', and I'm barkin' why it's like a 50 i ain't give a fuck Who the fuck you talking to? Who the fuck we talking now?
Cause I'm at the fucking top
At live, I got a crowd
I got bitches on my dick
Yeah, yeah
Double R
I ain't no one else
Sketch has flow
I'ma pull up with my dog Why does Sketch have flow!
Why does Sketch have flow?
Bro, no one will believe this story bro. Only Sketch can vouch for this
Bro the first night he was here I swear to god it's three in the morning
we were all fucking hammered and sketch was rapping and we were all like dude this is good as fuck
and yeah it might have been better because we were drunk.
I swear to God, Sketch can vouch for this story.
He was crazy, bro. I was always shootin' like some darts Imma pull up and I ain't give a fuck about her cool Yo bitch always do it sparking
Like she fuckin' Scooby Doo
I ain't fishin', I'm just talkin'
Dude, sketch ass flow.
I'm not gonna lie.
Sketch ass flow.
I got a whole lot of mo I got bitches on my dock I'm not gonna lie. Sketch has to be alive. Huh, fuck em all Imma put it with my thumb
Fuck I gotta stop this like that
Dude what the
Fuck
Bro sketch is kind of decent bro
Like j- wrong one. Hey I'm ending!
I'm ending stream. What do you mean
WRONG ONE?!
You're done. Alright chat let's do fan mail, bro
Fuck you guys, bro
iPad kid cough okay Chad Chad all right here we go here
we go here we go Chad have not done fanmail in a minute bro have not done fan mail in a minute bro
have not done fan mailed in a minute bro chat after fanmail pack opening swear to
god after family alpaca opening fam i was
probably gonna be like 15 minutes 20 minutes after a fan mail
pack opening own god all right alright Chad
chatter Rooney one of the chat if you're edging right now right lads let's do fan mail I big ups to demand them
big ops that are UK drillers big ups Brixton be got the Sunderland big ups Manchester
big ups Liverpool yeah big ups Newcastle yeah I'm telling you bro, my alternate...
What is it called?
Spirit animal or no.
Alternate identity is England, bruh.
I should have been born in London, England.
I'll just be honest lads.
If I was born- right
if i was born in London, England
I would fit right in
and I could go to the heart of a Manchester pub
Have a beer with the lads and I'd fit right in.
Crocky.
Wait, I think Australians say crocky.
Fuck me! No! My headset!
Okay, chat. Is audio good?
Is video good?
Is audio good? or video good?
Is audio good or video good?
Fat.
Okay.
Answer questions guys!
Damn!
Alright, Chad we have enough fan mail for the week bro!
I have enough fan mail of the week, bro. I have enough of the week.
Have enough of the week, Chad.
Chad!
Have enough of a week.
We got boxes, bags, bags and boxes.
Oh no! I was supposed to pick up another load of fan mail, but I forgot. We probably still have like 15-16 items realistically.
Realistically 15- 16 items realistically.
Realistically 15, 16 items, chat.
Good, good notes. Alright we got letters. Jack should we do the letters first?
I'll be honest bro, muted. Sketch made a song.
Bam that kid! Muted. Sketch made a song. Bam that kid!
Muted, wrong one. No way people are still typing wrong 1
We've been off YouTube for 10 minutes now
Stop typing wrong 1
Okay, are y'all ready?
Jack I think we should start off with a letter
because letters are wholesome.
Nashville Tennessee from...
I don't see your name on here it says jinxie but he misspelled Jinxy okay
I don't want to hear let me cover that if she spelled it j-Y-M-X-I.
All right.
He might be a young lad.
Aw, Chad.
Aw.
This is so cute chat.
Wait, I want to make... Dear Jinxy,
I'm not sure if this counts as fan mail
so I gave you a Sonic gift card.
Oh my god! I need a favor, Junko. My little brother loves your streams and I'm asking if you can tell him happy birthday since his birthday is coming up soon. His name is Jax
Thanks from Jax's big brother
Oh my god, yo this is wholesome
Jack come on bro. This is kind of wholesome can we get W brother in here
could be good w brother in here yeah that it's also I'm not gonna lie
that's awesome very old somebody wholesome he actually did give me a he gave me a
sonic gift card chat why are people typing of course? Chat,
I don't go to Sonic but thank you
for the Sonic disarm. Now i will go
Now what? Fat! Of course
He knows you so well
Okay Hey J's thank you brother
Thank You brother Thank You Jax Jinxie search up fanmail on Google and look at
the images wait why have us you said us up fan mail on google i'm confused why
just like that jerry Images, right side
Bro high fives
Alright ban high fives
High fives What are you saying?
You fucking idiot!
Chat, high-fives produces no value in the chat.
Oh and I forgot to say happy birthday.
Happy birthday to Jax's little brother.
Jax, your a W Brother man. brother jacks you're a w brother man
i like that you care about your brother all right chad i remembered i remembered
okay now this is from wayne
all the way in Des Moines, Iowa.
Please don't be a dildo.
Ooh! Wait this actually...
This is sick!
Wait, this is sick!
Yo Chad.
That's kind of fucking sick.
Chad that's kinda fucking sick.
Look at Google? Oh on Google... fucking sick look at google
oh on Google
okay i will, Wayne thank you sir
Jinxy the legend rainbow six siege
hey I appreciate that man
W fuckin' Wayne brother wait thank you bro
Thank You sir wait wait hold on hold on hold on I'll look all right give me a
sec yeah y'all said on Google oh he wrote a note too.
Dear Jinxy Nick, read this to yourself.
Oh okay. I'm not going to lie, I don't think that's a good idea.
I would like to see it done in the future.
But if you're interested in doing something
with your own money and making some kind of profit
from this, then go ahead and do it. is actually a wholesome fan mail session.
I'm not going to lie,
I don't think there's going
to be any dildos tonight.
Fake reading.
I sent you a DM on Twitter.
Bro, high fives.
Wait, what do you mean? On fan mail on Google bro high vibes
wait what do you mean on fan mail on google okay let me go to a google browser google.com
okay chat this is google
Fan
Mail
Ok
So if you
Just go to google and then type fan mail
and then
go to images.
Images. Oh my fucking
There is no Are you shitting me?
Jack, I genuinely like...
I do think you guys are probably the horniest chat on Twitch bro.
Like realistically.
Leaked.
Chat it's not leaked bro!
Vape cough.
Alright next.
Jack I think this fan mail is actually like a heartwarming good
fanmail bro.
There's actually no weird shit.
No weird shit bro.
Genuinely a heartwarming fan mail.
It's a pocket pussy. Oh no! Okay. I thought it was... okay. I thought he said a pocket pussy. Oh no, okay. I thought it was- Okay.
I thought he said a pocket pussy? It is a...
Dude! Wait this is sick! Bro!
Okay chat, this is actually- Why am I in a McDonald's headset here?
This is actually a wholesome fan mail.
Bro, this is sick.
Oh my lord. Turn off chroma key oh shit yeah let me turn off chromakey done
dad turning off off chapter fan bottom opening packs okay and then he said wait it's a mouse pad
bro this is sick let's from the pole skin
this actually sick not not a butt plug.
No chat that was not about...
What is wrong with you guys? There's not a butt plug on here. I really did think it was okay.
I thought it was,
I swear to God,
I didn't even realize.
Jesus Murphy! There's no way I swear to god, I didn't even really...
Jesus Murphy.
There's no way he put a fucking butt plug on the fucking cup!
What am I gonna do? Drink coffee out of there and just glance over at the butt plug?!
Seriously bro. Damn!
Next time out of the day... Made in China.
Fuck!
Jack! Oh, there we go
when is pax i just said it you idiot Got it.
Wait, what is this? Got it.
Wait, what is this? What the f-
Wait, this is kind of... This is sort of slaying.
Oh my god!
Wait a chat, is this Aurum? This is so funny.
Chad look at this shit. Chad they all fuck with that library of shit.
That's kind of good Chad no who's laughing okay
Jeff is this kind of good? Good or no, Chad?
What do you think?
Jack I like this bro.
I like this.
I will keep this.
I will keep- No like genuinely this is slay.
This is some slay sis.
This is so slay queen.
Leaked, leaked.
Cut the white part?
Wait what part?
This part? Why, what part? This part?
Why would I cut this? What does this do?
You're wearing it wrong.
Oh!
If I cut...what?
If I cut the wire, what happens?
If I cut the wire, what happens?
Oh! It's like more... it's more like... now it's more droopy.
What?! like now it's more droopy what dad I liked it i actually like this huh
next time out over the day.
Oh, this guy... You painted this? Holy fuck.
Holy shit!
Dude, he painted this?!
He painted this
He painted this
Wait
That's actually sick. Yo, there's our most wholesome fan mail of the year
Dude I haven't opened a single dildo not a single butt block
Off to a roaring start
Dude, not a- check Not a single dildo, not a single butt block.
That's what I'm talking about guys.
Like dead ass!
This is amazing, this is our best fan mail yet, hands down.
10K bit donation.
Who donated 10K?
Holy fuck!
10K bit donation from Jake.
Jake, they gave her as 10k bits.
Big person on the wall who's the fattest of them all.
He's big and has no hair.
He viewbots his stream,
And I goon to you every day.
So sit still so I can finish."
Alright!
So this...
Yo, can we have eyes?
Is there a way to just turn off donations? This is insane. Jake you sent 10,000 bits to tell me that you gooned me?! Are you fucking serious, Jake?
You spent money to tell
me that you gooned to me.
W Streamer, thanks for constantly making
me laugh with your content and streams. Keep it up, Jake C.
Now that's awesome. Prem, they give you the 5k
bids. That's a wholesome donation.
I'm busting right now. Alright,
yeah, no, get donations off. Get them off.
Just get them off. Fuck this.
No, seriously. Every donation is about someone masturbating.
There's not any real donations in this bitch, bro.
Besides the one guy who donated 5K.
That was a nice donut.
Next man out memo today!
I'm so concerned on somebody...
I think it's a poster or something?
I don't know what this...
No, fuck. There's no. Wait a fucking minute
Chat, there's
There is no
Fucking way
There is no fucking way.
Okay, this is good! Now this is the fan mail that I fuck with.
This is good. God Sketch was so blazed in this picture
Dude, I remember this stream. Jack, this
right here is wholesome fan mail.
Big ops to them and them.
Real drillers only. Well done
lad. There's more in here.
There's more in the stack.
Freeze dry? There's more in here. There's more in the fact.
Freeze dried candy? How the fuck do you freeze a candy? I'm going to go ahead and do that. Jed, should I rate it 1 through 10?
Yes or no, let me know in the chat. Should I rate it 1 through 10? God that smells like shit. Freeze dried candy going right down the hatchet that is drier than the Sahara Desert.
We got a water in this piece?
Oh! Hold on, oh my god!
It's dry as fuck! We haven't picked up... This fan mail has probably been sitting there for a month. Holy shit!
I'm getting the water. Um, thank you for theried candy, that was probably good a month ago.
And there's more. Chat do I eat it and be honest? Do I eat it? And be honest.
What do you guys think? Yes or no, let me know.
The last one was...
Whoa this one looks interesting.
Ooh that smells good freeze dried candy Oh my God. That's so dry!
No! Okay... No.
Okay, love where your heart's at
don't love where your head's at
that was the driest shit I've ever had
they were not lying when they said
they drive this shit because my god.
Next man out of the day!
2 Jinxy from Mason.
Ooh, gift bag know what this is.
Number six?
This might be a Bobby Boucher jersey.
I'll run through a fucking wall right now.
Number six, this is the Mud Dogs
I know my fucking Adam Sandler
movies. This is a Mud Dogs
jersey? I guarantee it. Orange
and blue number six. I guarantee you. Orange and blue, number six.
I guarantee this is Bob.
Oh, number nine.
This is awkward still Boucher.
Wait, hands down the is the best fan mail of the day.
Hands down!
Hands down!
Chad, this is the best fan mail of the day.
Now we're talking.
Oh my god, I love
this movie. That
is good fan mail.
That guy's a real fan
because he knows
I've talked about
how much I fuck with that movie
in the past.
That guy's a real ass fan.
Real drill up.
Dude, that's good fan mail
that's what I like to see okay there's another life two nicotine nick
k i'm not a
like you guys swear
im some vape god
genuinely
i don't think like
i have no idea what could be in this. He sent me a zombie.
He sent... Woo!
Wait, this guy just sent me an Azami. A real Azami.
I have- okay, I'm resi- no, I have to do it.
I'm gonna throw this out of the box.
Chad!
No, Chad is this dangerous?
I kinda wanna throw it out that black box and see if it sticks.
Chad is that dangerous? Yes or no?
No it's not right?
Dude this guy sent me a real Azami.
Okay what if I can hit the Jinxie Charm?
Tee-ba-dee-bloy!
Okay that was loud as fuck. I think he's had another Azami. Chad did you say two? Oh no! Bro look at that one. Yo, a real Azami. Sort of... kind of shaped like my penis a little bit jack this is a real zombie what do you guys think
that's good fan mail bro this has been a great family opening
i'm gonna pick up that knife off the floor real quick.
This is a brilliant fucking fan mail.
Chat, genuinely bro there's been a lot of creative wholesome stuff today in fanmail. Bro, I should have had more packages
but I forgot to pick up more.
We still have more packages though.
And then we'll do a pack opening.
Hey Jakes, I hope you like the gift. I've been watching your streams for a minute now and it's kind of adapted into my daily routine.
Thanks for making my day better!
Wait... Dude? Wait.
Dude, but... I'm so unintelligent
I might not be able to set this up.
Chadder, it might be too unintelligent
to set this one off, Chadder.
What do you guys think? I'm too stupid, I think. Bro,
I might... Yo, imagine
we get this shit set up.
Bro, that's kind of valid.
Thank you, dude.
Thank you for the fucking drone my brother.
Thank you for the drone my sir.
Thank you sir!
Get vise.
Yeah I'll just tell Hi-Vice to do it actually. Alright Jerry this is your next project.
Chad if we get this set up bro that would be kind of sick.
Thank you bro, I appreciate it.
Very wholesome.
Next fan mail of the day!
Hey Jinxy,
I'm a big fan of your vids
I sent previous fanmail
that is not an ice spice flag
but could be mistaken for one I promise it's better it will
say to jinxie brother shout out to Mac much love and enjoy this from Riley Rowe.
All right, let's see.
So wait is this from Mac?
Who's this from? Mac? Open the damn thing.
Chad it's on there good!
I don't know what am I doing wrong here? It's really on there Chad.
God dammit it's on there good, fuck!
Open up damn!
I'm about to use my Azami on this shit like dead ass.
Why is the- oh, the Azami's working! Holy fuck! Look at that.
Bro, this better be good bro! God damn!
Here we go.
Dude the Azami actually! Look at that!
This better be good. I just worked my ass off for this fan mail.
Next fan mail of the day. Got a shirt.
Oh, it's an apron for cooking.
Oh dear God.
I like my butt rubbed and my pork pulled.
So...
Guys are you shitting me seriously
all right I will not wear no I'm not wearing a chat no I'm not I'm not wearing it, chat. No. I'm not. I'm not gonna wear it.
It's like a clip
on as well. Yeah, just
honestly just time him out.
Next fan mail today! day to Junko Johnson from California. And then we'll rip some packs.
Last fanmail of the day! Let's make it a banger.
Ooh, it's assured Modern give him mine Mard him. Give him mard. Give him fucking... Put on the song.
Hey, guys!
Put on the song!
Oh my God.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Have I put it on the zone?
No fucking way. It fits like a goddamn glove!
Nice ass, Jinx.
Chadder, it fits like a goddamn glove dude my ass is fat Chad
Bro that is the best fan mail- no I'm putting on the song
Jack that's the best fanmail i've ever gotten
I literally remember like three fan mails ago.
I said, if you guys absolutely want to give me the best fan mail of the year
get me a white Paris Saint-Simon in Bape jersey
I will wear this literally two times a week. I'm not gonna lie because my attire sucks
Anyways, bro
I have the worst fits ever all of the outfits
I wear is literally fan mail people telling me to plow me in the ass. So this is like put on the song
This is what I'm fucking talking about best fanmail of the goddamn year mod this motherfucker.
Where's it at, chat?
Where's it at? You know what song we're putting
on, chat. You know what song we're putting on.
Best fan mail of the year!
I mean Best fan mail of the year. me foreign is I'm out of the year. Wait for the bar. I'm out of the year wait for the bar foreign Yo, whoever sent this fucking fan mail. Where's his name? His name is F-A-C-A-I from California
Get into contact with HiVi somehow some way bro.
This guy's getting mobbed hands down. That is the best fanmail of 2024
Cause I literally said if you want to give me a good ass fan mail,
Give me an Mbappe jersey.
Alright chat, pack opening time!
Moment of truth, moment we've all been waiting for
Today's the goddamn day goddammit
Right today is the goddamn day lads
Todays the day.
This is what we've been waiting for.
This is our moment.
Look bro, a lot of haters in the chat
are gonna say Jinxy you you'll never pull. Jaeger
Black Eyes, Jinxy, you're fat. Jinxy, you vape
Jinxy, you work at the counter at McDonald's
But here's the reality of the fucking situation
Tonight is the
fucking night. Whether you like it or not,
we're packing Jaeger Black Ice.
I don't give a fuck.
We have one specific goal in mind
One specific plan in mind
and we are not stopping until we get this shit. Without further
ado, let's do this shit
I do this shit for my mama
and my little brother too
Alright chat
all we gotta do... Listen We have a lot of packs though
We're having a lot of facts like a shitload of packs were good on packs. We have like over 75 I think
Over 75 hold up oh I hope it's 75. Hold on. All right.
Moment we've been waiting for, guys.
Moment we've been waiting for guys Moment, we've been fucking waiting for
Mermit we've been fucking waiting for lots without further ado. Let's do this
Oh Without further ado, let's do this. Ooh.
Okay, my TikTok.
I need to do that.
I need to do that.
Run the prediction.
Mods, 10-minute prediction will jinxie pack Jaeger
black eyes yes or no chat lock in your votes
chat locking your votes will Jinxy pack Jaeger black guys check out get your
votes Black eyes, chalakandri bros.
Mm-mm.
Grrra! Grrrra, grrrra, grrrra. Alright. All right.
Let's get into it.
Let's get into it.
Let's get into it.
Buddy, you say shaman?
And a quarter. See you right buddy. You sent your mom Beautiful fucking crikey
Absolutely, fucking crikey
alright chat absolutely fucking cricky. Alright chat the moment of truth
The moment of fucking truth
Run the prediction
Let's get it, let's go.
Lock in. I need everyone to lock in.
Manifest greatness tonight.
Tonight is the night we put an end of
an eight year search search tonight is the night we put an end to an
eight year search for jaeger black ice
tonight we put an end to this once Once and for all, we will back Jaeger Black Ice. I don't care what anyone says!
I don't care what anyone does! Tonight is the fucking night!
Mods, 10 minute prediction prediction I'm not trolling now listen
bro there's a lot of people yeah we have so many packs were floating
we have so many packs we have so many packs we have so many packs. We have so many packs, bro.
Everyone vote.
No, 10-minute prediction.
Do not stop running the prediction until I open the first pack.
Everybody vote.
No, gouters rise! Gouters rise! That's fine! open the first pact everybody vote no doubters rise doubters
rise that's fine yeah no i like that doubters
rise i love it 77 percent of chat says no
i love that for y'all but it's your water
i see the producer wanted garfin they were to want
no no i love the fact that 77 percent of you guys are saying
no i love that buy more don't give me, don't worry we're gonna buy as many packs
as we can. Listen! We're not
actually going to be opening 44 packs it's going to
much more than that because I haven't redeemed
any of my battle pass points
and i played over 100 games ranked I'm telling you guys right now we can cash in all of our battle. This is the main event, bro
This is what y'all were waiting for this what I was waiting for. This is a fucking moment
Will jinxie pull Jaeger black-eyed?
No This is the fucking moment.
Will Jinxy pull Jaeger, Black Eyes? 92 million on no.
Chat do not- Listen!
Yo if you doubt that's fine.
Doubt I don't care.
Doubt. But don't care. Doubt.
But don't you dare switch sides if I pack it.
If you're going to believe in me,
believe in me from the jump.
Don't believe in me after I pack it, all right? Don't believe in me after, after I pack it.
All right?
Don't believe in me after I pack it.
If you're going to believe in me,
believe in me from the fucking jump.
Don't switch up.
Oh, don't switch now?
Shadow with a 10 gifted. Shadow! Shadow with the 10 gifted. W Shadow in the chat, is a hundred and five million channel points on me not pulling Jaeger black guys
Today's the day lots lots that I used to fucking date trust me believe me today. It's the fucking day trust me believe me
today is the fucking day agent they give you
the five gifted agent think of it with a five gifted
today is the fucking day jack like i said
i'm giving y'all a lot of time to lock in your predictions. So think long and hard about it
This is realistically. It's not gonna be 44 packs
It's probably going to be 70 to 80 packs bro keep that in mind
70 to 80 packs we can easily pack this shit
we can eat coffee you're so weird on god we haven't done a pack opening
in like two months bro nicholas thank you for the five gifts
michael is thinking of the five gifted uk they give me the prime sub jay
looking for the prime stuff ah man thank you for the follow up zane
chad i love y'all boys man like real
like real no
like real all greens
come on bro start it chat i'm giving y'all as much time
as you possibly can to lock in your predictions
all right so here's what i'm gonna do in about two minutes
we're gonna load up r6 i'm gonna do in about two minutes. We're gonna load up our six
I'm gonna cash out like all of the packs that we could possibly cash out
Literally, all of them appreciate the new followers by the way
I didn't think it was a bottle then big with the bottle fusing the bottle everything is volatile Nate things
volatile name are they for the prime I'm gonna give you all enough time to cash
in on your predictions bro look rough this is the biggest pack opening up the
season bro hands down it's gonna be 80 packs PJ think of the season, bro. Hands down. It's going to be 80 packs.
PJ thinking of the five gifted?
Start?
We're starting soon.
Patience, young one.
Patience.
Patience.
Patience, young one.
Patience, young one.
34 thinking of Patricia White. Many thinking of DeVato. Indy thinking... patience young one 34th every tomorrow many things about oh indeed if I don't
be seven things about Oh bro appreciate all the new twitch followers but I think
it's working Let me see if this is working. It's not working.
Oh my god, okay now it is.
Beautiful.
Appreciate the new followers! This should should work now yes nice that's nice
let's see let's see beautiful beautiful beautiful appreciate it twitch followers
chat omen think of it in prime time.
Tonight's the night!
Chat, say it with me.
Tonight's the fucking night.
Pax, I'm not opening Pax until the prediction ends. We're not
opening Pax for another six minutes.
Lock in your predictions!
I'm NOT opening these packs until the prediction ends.
I wanna see 500 million channel points on this,
I want to have our biggest prediction ever
because I want there to be a payout
tonight for the believers
Believers, listen. Believers
rise. Believers
rise. Listen, listen
listen. Believers if you... Oh my God, shot with the 25. Shot with the 25 gifted subs. the
shot with its 25 gifted king with the prime sketch with the prime or no not sketch. Chat!
All I'm gonna say bro
if you're a believer
and you believe in me getting Jaeger Black Ice
now is the time
to believe more than ever look at this payout? There's a hundred and forty million on no
there's a
140 million channel points on
Negativity, bro. There's a bunch of dude. I'm gonna be honest chat
There's a bunch of people Johnny to give me the five gifted
There's a bunch of people in this stream who are hating bro plain and simple
They don't want to see me get Jager black eyes but tonight's the night
Tonight's the fucking night tonight's the night i promise tonight's
the night turtles think we're gifted middle thing
where it's your water kill shot thing producer wanted harrison
thinking producer water slickicks like a producer what
truck thing over the prime no one thing for the prime vg they're going to 200 bits
lambdon think we're five gifted again look at 100 bit super thinking it's added bits almost time
150 million on no 75 million on yes. Lock in your predictions now.
Lock in your predictions now.
Pre-solar rate, bro shut up
coffee? Gollylly shut up!
Too many think of the five gifts you-
Bro my Xbox is like losing bro. My Xbox is like losing power
What is going on?
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! What is going on? What is going on here?
You're fat. I'm ready,
chat tonight is the night
If it's not tonight when will it be
Will there ever be another night other than tonight for Jaeger Black Eyes?
Will there ever be another night other than tonight
for Jaeger Black Eyes?
Cause I got your picture,
I'm coming with you yeah Maria call me in bro the
2000s and some of the best music ever I'm nervous I'm excited I'm nervous I'm nervous. I'm excited.
I'm nervous, I'm excited
and scared
I don't know
I don't know man
I might have narcolepsy
we still don't know
I'm nervous I'm scared I'm ready to go I might have narcolepsy. We still don't know.
I'm nervous,
I'm scared.
I'm ready to go.
Mike Johnson is half chub not full Chubb Delta with the five gifted and
Delta Delta think of it as a 5-gifted play young Delton, Delton they give you the five gifted.
Play young boy?
Like young boy they got you fucked up!
Hurry up buy it from marketplace
Why would I ever do that? Why would I ever do that?
Why would I ever in a million years
buy Jaeger Black Ice from the marketplace.
Like, that is the corniest shit
I've ever heard.
Queso makes you look skinny? What? Huh?
No faith, fatty!
Good luck, Jinx.
Sketch made a song aware of that play music
Guys, I'm nervous. I'm gonna be honest
Because look bro we can only do one big pack opening every season bro
And this is the one so like if it's not tonight It's probably not gonna be for another like three months, bro. And this is the one. So like if it's not tonight
it's probably not going to be
for another three months, bro.
It's got to be tonight.
It has to be tonight.
If tonight is not
Jaeger Black Ice, bro
I might break this desk, bro.
I'm just gonna be honest.
I'm sick and fucking tired.
I've been playing this game every day, all day,
every day for eight years.
All I ask is that they throw me a goddamn bone.
Throw me a fucking bone, please!
Oh no!
Hurry up and you're fat.
Quit yapping
pre-end incoming just open the packs
chat we're opening the packs
as soon as the prediction ends
appreciate it new twitch followers
read think of the photo
I want this to be the biggest Presented new twitch followers really think of the bottle job. He's about oh
I want this to be the biggest prediction in jinx II channel history
I want to see at least 400 million channel points on friction right now
We're at 230
I want to see at least 400 million
Lock in your predictions
Bet all of your fucking channel points
On me packing the shit because
I promise I'm packing this shit
Jack with a 10 gifted jack with the 10 gifted. Oh my god, Jack what the 10 gets it?
Jack with the 10 gifted wait there's 20 minutes left. Oh shit. Wait, we the 20 minutes left that ass
oh god we ran a 30 minute oh i didn't know i didn't know i didn't
know okay if y'all are ready we'll start this pack opening
one in the chat if you're ready if you are are ready, we'll start this pack opening right now.
Last minute to lock-in your predictions!
Last minute to lock-in your predictions!
One of the chat if you're ready?
One of the chat is ready.
Last minute to lock in your predictions
raw dog they give it a nine months of subbing and he says worst nine months of my life.
All right.
Let's go.
This is it.
Chad this is the biggest pack opening we've ever done.
Oh my fucking God.
Shot by CJ with the 50 gifted.
Can I get some WCJs in the chat?
I'm about to close off
the prediction.
Lock in your final bets now.
CJ, thank you for the 50 gifted.
I fucking love you.
WCJ and a shop.
W's in a shop.
W's in a shop.
Skills, think of it as prime stuff.
Spotty, think of the prime steps body
think with the prime stuff trauma i think we're gonna get to it like
you think if it's your water
let's go game time chat it's time mods don't close the prediction until
the first pack is open once the first pack is open close the
prediction now a lot of you are probably thinking
jinxie you only have 44 packs how are you going to pack jaeger black
ice shut the up up Derek and listen.
This is how I'm packing Jaeger Black Ice,
You absolute numbskull!
We don't have 44 packs
we have many many many many more
We have what's known as Battle Pass levels
So essentially I can go to the battle pass
and redeem alpha packs from here
Now just to clarify I want a triple
check. You can only
pack Jaeger Black Ice from alphas right?
They vaulted him from Braavos this season
you can only get it from alphas right?
Boom one alpha pack down boom two apple packs
down boom three alpha packs down boom four
alpha packs down boom five alpha packs down but throw money at it let's do it let's throw
money at it premium wait which one should I buy? yep fuck it pay. Don't care. I'll spend as much money as I need.
Boom! Buy it!
I only got 10 levels? Hello?!
Oh no! I wanna get 100 hundred levels the fuck is that wait you
can just
you can't just spend money
How expensive is this?
10,000
That's gotta be like over $100
No don't eat my card cover that
cover that ah chat you thought i was gonna leak my
card leaked the screen is black, dude!
What an idiot.
Okay we're good.
Chat? Chat am I cringe bro for spending a hundred dollars?
No I'm not because I'm man on mission bro.
I'm a man on a mission, bro. I'm a man on a mission.
You're right.
Crikey!
Jack, listen.
I cannot stress this enough, bro.
Tonight's the night i can feel it coming in the air oh lord and I've been waiting for this moment
For all my life
Oh lord Oh my god.
The biggest pack opening of the season.
Oh my god, I'm already... Come on!
Dude, if I don't get this shit.
Okay, I think we unlocked every plausible and possible alpha pack. I don't know if there's any more that we can unlock
Chat lock me in are y'all ready? How many packs? 63
Whoa get packs whoa Whoa, yes packs. Whoa.
Yes, yes, yes.
Wait, save it. I'm going to save for 100k
then I'll be able to get 25.
We're looking at...
This is looking like 80 packs
because with the duplicate for now i'm
going to be able to get 200k listen let me cook
i'll be able to get 200k i'll be about 25 more we're probably gonna give five
more other duplicates
we have around 80 packs right here, right now.
First pack of the day...
Mods close a prediction as soon as this pack is ripped.
First pack in, also known as
The Tone Setter. First pack of the day most important
pack of the day.
Purple Okay.
So that's not...
Alright, I'm going to stay cool calm collected composed.
That's not a purple but it's okay man anyone laughing?
That's not a purple but it's okay because let me explain
not everything in life
can be great
In life, you
what the fuck is that fucking cosmetic
Jesus
Did the devs just get lazy with this shit, man?
You guys literally painted him no colors.
He's the same fucking color-
Okay back to what I was saying.
You know in life there needs to be bad days for that'll be good days how are
you gonna be happy all the time when you're sad it makes you appreciate
happiness when you have a bad day it makes you appreciate having a good
day so yeah not every pack is going to be a purple
and i'm completely fine with that i'm not gonna get mad if i just sit here and open up greens
okay we don't want a blue.
Ubisoft! Let me make this fucking crystal clear
Look I'm done right? I'm done.
I've opened enough packs for three lifetimes.
Give me Jaeger Black Eyes or it's a problem.
Alright, alright...
I'm fully bout to lose my marbles in this bitch-shot.
Right? I'm about to lose my marbles in this bitch, lad.
Right, I'm bouta fucking snap here.
Right, I'm at me fuckin' limit lads, yeah?
This right here is fucking rubbish.
Deadly omen, wow! So...
Where is the fucking cosmetic at?
Oh wow good. I don't want it! So, we're off to... Alright. Listen.
We're off to a bumpy start.
Hey hey, to the idiots laughing
you are not Vonnie, I promise.
To the little, to You're not funny. I promise.
To the little- to the little- hey!
To the little idiots laughing?
You're not funny, you're not cool.
Keep laughing mods!
Ooh high fives talk shit. No no high fives talk shit. No no, high fives talk shit! Watch what happens to your mod, High Fives, I promise none of this is funny
It's green. MY GOD
Sorry
That's it yo yo! I'm gonna...
Okay. Another aniride? Hey look! Not every pack can be a purple.
Oh my god but can one?! Can one be a purple?
Okay... Okay. It's just Verde, it's Verde and I don't know why, mi amigo!
Hey, mi amigo! Por quΓ©? Why is every pack Verde?
High-fives keep laughing, no room for jokes. Why is every pack verde?
High fives, keep laughing. No no no this shit is actually crazy
There's a mod typing please be green
Do you guys want me to be miserable forever? I'm curious bro. I genuinely feel like this entire chat- is there anyone in the chat who wants me to pack it?
It's just greens!
It's literally just greens! It's literally just greens.
It's literally just greens.
Girlfriend pack, babe you wanna open a pack?
Just hold the controller and click A
Okay? Look I've got in literally nine right now
Yeah, yeah, hold on wait wait okay? We don't don't do anything yet. No nothing yet
Okay, hold the controller
Okay all you have to do
is just rotate your thumb on the right stick, open like
three packs I've not got any... I don't click A? Rotate yeah
rotate your right stick.
Is that bad? It's bad, A. Two more, two more.
A? Click A?
What? Hey, click A. Alright one more. Hold on.
You're good, you're good. Don't worry. One more.
Ooh, ooh.
No, I have it. All right, good try.
Good try. Good time. Thank you
You did better than I did okay?
Chat so I want you guys to be honest bro
Am I just cursed at this point because they have given me zero fucking purples
in 17 fucking packs.
Zero!
Zero purples!
Yes, yes.
Bros horny.
Shut the fuck up, dude!
Guys, I have gotten zero purples.
I'm about to lose it.
Not a single purple? Tom Clancy, Rainbow 60, Ubisoft Montreal?
Is this shit a joke to you guys?
Let's do Bravos. I'm gonna offset it with Bravos. That's smart right?
Yes. I'm not offset it with bravos. That's smart, right?
Yes.
I'm not losing my mind! How have I not gotten a single epic?!
Oh my god!
Okay so, I'll explain to you how this works.
So, Jaeger Black Ice is a purple so
I need a purple. I don't need a legendary
I don't need green or blue but they keep
force feeding me greens down my fucking throat
so I'm not sure about that
Okay, I'm gonna take a breather. We're going to do bravos.
Bravo pack chat! Alright let's do a bravo pack. Why not?
Hey, I will cut this stream off right but look
I'm 20 packs in give me a goddamn purple on my son.
What in the fuck? They painted his mask orange and slapped it
on and said, yeah man
this is a cosmetic
I'm about a snap! It's just greens!
There's gotta be a purple
in here.
Sorry,, come on. It's purple.
Hey!
Hey hey hey hey hey!
It's purple.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on. it's purple hey hey hey it's purple Man, every motherfucker laughing in this chat.
Every single motherfucker laughing.
It's not possible!
No, I'm genuinely convinced
I can't get Jaeger black eyes at this point
High-fives is laughing. High-Five call my phone watch what happens to your model
Call my fucking phone right now high fives
High-Fives shut yo bitch out oh i'm about to go yo jerry come
to the irl stream jerry please please let me see you on july 12th no i'm just gonna give him a hug.
His purple feeeeeeet!
What the fuck is that?! Taka
Know
Regroup
Who said W skin that is the worst cosmetic we've ever seen.
What do you mean W Cosmetic?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Legum barrio, mi amigo!
Whoa, whoa, that's valid. Whoa! Whoa, that's valid. Whoa!
Whoa that's valid!
Whoa that's valid!
Whoa I fucked with that one!
That ones valid!
Arctic range?
I kind of like this water, that's a good cosmetic.
I don't like these cosmetics!
We went from good to shit.
Right, can I get a fucking purple?
Infinite Swirl.
This is a joke.
On blood this is a joke. On blood, this is a joke.
Uh, ban coffee! Coffee's laughing.
Purple! Purple!
Hey... not exactly what we want.
Hold on, hold on.
Not exactly but we...
What we want?
But we'll fucking take...
Who's praying?
Someone's pray...
Somewhat... fucking jake who's praying someone's pray some what
no where's the cop so
someone is praying to god that I don't pack Jaeger Black Ice. I've seen it all!
He's actually praying to God that I don't pack...
If that's not- No if that's not no he's literally praying to go if that's not next-level hating I don't know what it is.
Dog, he's literally praying to God.
That's not a bad cosmetic. We'll take it. Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege Ubisoft Montreal. I've been a loyal, loyal customer to your game for coming up on eight years now.
If you could please just
bless me...
If you could please just bless me with Jaeger Black Ice
right here, right now.
For no rhyme or reason...
I will get on all fours and bark like a fucking dog.
Meow!
What is that?
What the fuck is the datum process, man?
Oh my god. That is ass bruh!
That's not good.
This- hey I'm gonna be honest chat this pack opening so far
Is rolling over like a wet fucking farm.
We could not have been off to a worse start.
And to all the idiots laughing, you're still an idiot!
Epic.
Oh my god it's purple outwork yo yo chat i won't twerk okay it's purple chad it's purple this could be this could be anything this could literally be anything.
This could literally be anything. Anything.
The world is our oyster
here, okay?
This is a purple pack.
No Chad, I'll literally twerk right now for this pack. Do you want me to twerk? Chat, I'll twerk right now.
If I were to twerk do you think somehow the Rainbow Six Siege gods would manifest Black Ice into my pack if I were to twerk.
Do you guys think, if I were to twerk right now
they wouldn't levitate black eyes into my back?
Yes no, yes you a grown ass man, you're a real grown ass Yes, no. Yes?
You a grown ass man.
You're right.
Yeah.
Chad I do feel like I will do whatever it takes to get Jaeger black-eyed so if
I need to throw that ass in a circle,
i'll throw that ass in a circle. That might be Luke Beck. Okay Chad, and I won't twerk
I'll just do a little like 180. I'm kind of caked up. Okay, fuck it, we're working.
Okay! That right there is giving me JΓ€ger block eyes.
Can't get out of my room. Okay. Okay, so which stupid fuck designed this cosmetic?
He literally... No. I'm gonna be honest
he literally put a scrub brush on the top of a fucking helmet and they said yeah man
Let's drop this cosmetic. They're gonna love this motherfucker. They're gonna eat this one up
They're gonna love this one up they're gonna love this cosmetic yeah this is shit show
thank you for the five gifted oak. Appreciate it. Dear Tom Clancy, thank you for blessing me with the greatest video game of my life.
Thank you for changing my lifetime fancy by creating the most
beautiful first-person shooter of all time, Tom or Thomas whatever your formal name. If I may ask for one more wish and one more prayer just give me Jaegerger Black Ice. Please?
It's all I ever wanted.
Just give it to me.
What in the mother fuck?
Okay, everybody stay calm.
Listen... 37 packs left
not really there's probably around 50. Why are people typing W?
There's probably around 50 to 60 packs left, okay
Everyone take it easy.
We have enough packs to get it.
Locking in, appreciate the new Twitch followers Shadow thank you for the follow
Kai thank you for the follow
TheFool thank you for the follow
ImpliedBug thank you for the follow. TheFool, thank you for the follow. ImpliedBug, thank you for the follow. Albert, thank you for the follow. Mata, thank you for the follow. Armani, thank you for the follow. Gage, thank you for the follow. Cole, thank you for the follow.
Duck, thank you for the follow. 4Tons, thank you for the follow. Icydubs, thank you of the photo. Doc, think of the photo. Four Tons, think of the photo.
Icy Dubs, think of the photo.
Dark, think of the prime.
Honey, think of the photo.
Bucko, think of the prime.
Lazy, think of it's your water.
Appreciate the new followers.
It's green,. Appreciate the new followers It's green goddamn it
Okay, lock in lock in it's epic
Chad Okay, stay calm. Chatterton...
Do you guys want a Johnson Pack? And just tell me right now.
Because if you guys want a Johnson Pack I'll put the tip of my schlong onto My controller right now
Yes
Johnson pack
Let's do it
I gotta like chat, I have to finagle it
It's hard to aim my Johnson on my controller
Hold on
See chad, i'm softer than a twinkie right now
So I can't really get in on the a button oh my god i did it
i actually just opened up with my car it's though that pack sucked
jack i dead ass think they nerfed Johnson Packs. Do y'all remember back in the day when Johnson Packs actually worked?
Next pack of the day...
Breathe. I will fully lose it.
I will fully lose it in this big breath.
Next pack of the day it's epic
okay all right it's epic okay all right it's an epic it's a purple it's a purple it's a purple Jack, cat pack.
Cat pack, cat Pack! Okay, now
this is a good luck charm.
She is lucky
Okay Blue just put your paw on the A button.
Hold on sorry.
On the A button? There you go.
Oh! Sorry hold on. Come on kitty! Press it.
Yeah press it on there?
Alright Blue, good try. No tuna tonight? That was a good try though Blue. It was a great try. Yeah thank you. It was a great try. Yeah, thank you.
It was a good try. Cute cat
but um... very cute
cat but not a
uh..not a great pack opener
Now me myself, Chadda...
Poor cat- Chadda, I'm kidding!
Obviously, I'm- okay.
Chadda, obviously I feed the cat, you
idiots.
Next pack of the day?
So... Next pack of the day. So, is there a vendetta?
No, because here's what I want to do.
I want to call someone at Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege Ubisoft headquarters.
I want to call them. Someone!
A dev... whoever
and say hey guys
is there a fucking vendetta? Did you
guys place something on my account
to where I can't open the- to where I can't open the to where i
can't open jaeger black guys i genuinely think they did
epic it's blue it's blue or no it's an epic all right listen chat it's an epic. All right listen chat. It's an epic pack fuck it. I'm doing a titty pack. I don't care
The nips are out and about. Gimme Jaeger Black Ice!
Oil spilled?! Oh my god!
Jab, what do you mean man titties guys? I have pretty normal tits
Back to back ethics. Oh my god when my nips are out we pull purples
Chad when the nips are out, we pull purples. Chatter, when the nips
are out, we pull purples.
Wait a minute. Wait a gosh darn
minute.
Yager Black Eyes right here right now.
Moment of truth.
Yager Black Eyes right gosh right now. Moment of truth. Yank your black eyes!
Right now, start now.
Whoo!
I have it.
I got excited.
I'm sorry.
Chat for about half a second second i got super duper pumped
okay so i've had that for like two years now though
okay next back of the day aj think it about what you want to do. Jinxy's favorite viewbot
Think about what you want to do? Three ethics in a row
Wait a gosh darn minute
You can't make this up
Footpack? Do a foot
pack.
God, I need a pedicure!
Is it called a medic- Pedicure or manicure for your feet?
Pedicure. Pedicure for my feet. Pedicure my feet?
Can we get pedis?
What was that?!
It was a tube!
Thank you, dude! They do... How do you dupe me like that, Tom?
No!
Raji they give the 50 gift-
Yo, Rajgi with the 50 gifted?
W.Roggi in the shop
Okay so we're like actually getting pedicures?
That's so slick
Oh god I'm? I'm down. That's so slick. Oh god, you're not.
Okay, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
You know I'm not testy.
I'm coming off on you.
You know I'm not testy right?
You are.
Woah!
I'm not testy!
I do 50% of the time.
Wait, hold on. 50% of the time. Wait, hold on.
When they set you off guard.
50% of the time I am zesty and then 50% of the time I am not zesty.
Jared, I'm not zesty she's...
I mean, I've had my moments
I've had my moments
Chad but i'm not zesty now
Okay so Chad look at it like this
right? So I pull three
epics in a row, two of them
are duplicate Black Isis.
There has to be a vendetta.
There literally has to be a vendetta 100%, 100% lots.
You are zesty. She's right, you're so zesty.
You're zesty.
Tongue pack? Sure chat why not?
Tongue pack chat, why not? Why not? Someone in the chat just said
tongue punch my fart box. i no longer want to do the tongue
pack big bear think of it five gifted
no it's a greed yeah i don't know if jaeger No! It's agreed.
Yeah, I don't know if Jaeger Black Ice is happening to my chat...
NO! I can't give up! I can't.
Look we got like 40 packs left? This is very doable. Very doable
It's just, I don't know chat, I don't know
I put my heart and soul into this game, And they just kick me to the curb.
They really do!
I just want it man!
Please!
Wait, Kate looks like a Sigma male right there.
Um... What's a sigma?
I'm sorry.
Chatter, Kate looks like a Sigma male.
Chatter does he not?
Do a fast pack?
Okay Beth you know what? I'm gonna walk out of the room.
Jack! Should I do it? No no no. Let's do an eyes closed pack.
Eyes are closing right now...
...I better not hear a green noise. That was loud, that might actually...
No, that was loud.
That's an epic or legendary.
100%.
Babe!
What?
Is the screen purple right now or yellow? It's purple.
Okay, eyes are closed can you open this one? Oh, God. It's just on. Yeah.
I didn't hear any renown.
I didn't hear any renown.
I don't know if that's good or bad.
Whoa!
That's kind of good!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Jack! Good day! That's kind of good. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Jet!
The rain.
That's kind of good.
Jet, that's kind of decent.
I'm not mad at that.
I didn't even know this was a cosmetic.
Jet, that's kind of decent.
I don't think it's a cosmetic.
It's just a little bit too much.
I don't like the way you're doing it. You're making me look like a bad person. I don't want this was a cosmetic.
That's kind of, that's quite good in there!
Okay?
I didn't know this was a cosmetic.
Next!
Wait, chat we have 100k renown? We have a hundred k renown
You know what that means
Why are they always blue man I'm sorry. chat. Let me...
This is the one right here right now. Why not?
Because I said so! Top Classy Rainbow Six Siege
Ubisoft Montreal right here, right now Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege, UP South Montreal.
Right here, right now.
End of an eight year search.
Right here, right now,
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege,
UP South Montreal.
Do it for me.
Do this shit for my mama and my little brother too
Gimme Jaeger
Black Ice so I can never
open an Alpha Pack again
Right here, right now. Boom shakalaka!
I wanna throw that ass in a circle right now, Chad. I really do.
Chad, I wanna throw that ass in a circle.
I'm not gonna twerk right now but I want to.
That's what crossing my brain frequency waves.
This is a goddamn disaster.
Jadon, this might actually be
my worst pack opening on record dude!
This might be my worst pack opening on record dude this might be my worst back opening on record i'm not even trolling
i'm actually not even trolling is yo genuinely i don't know if we've had a worse pack opening.
Open a pack in Nike Pros?
I will, I will, I will.
I will open a pack of Nike Pros.
And chat but don't spam humiliation ritual
when I do it though.
Chat should I do a Nike Pro Pack?
Yes or no and. Be honest.
I don't know if I'd fit.
Would I fit?
In mine?
Yeah.
There was.
That's questionable.
Did you bring the pair that I bought you?
No.
Why?
Because I don't have Nike Pros on standby.
You said you were going to keep them.
But, I'm not gonna have Nike Pros on standby baby.
Okay Chad, listen...
They're white so they might be a little steeper. Like my...
Okay well my Johnson won't hang
because I'll have compression.
Huh?
I said they're gonna be tight on you
so they might do a little bit more.
Chad, do I put on Nike Pros for a pack?
Yes or no?
Pulled it.
Mods pulled it.
60 seconds.
Do a No Reaction Pack?
I like that.
I like where your head's at. That guy's cooking. I i like where your head's at
that guy's cooking i'd like where your heads at
someone said whatever pays the rent okay chat ready no reaction pack. I'm sorry, I just can't...
I can't like...
Right now, I'm starting to lose it here.
Yeah. I'm starting to lose it here.
Disintegration? Kind of decently good i mean
i fought with it
i fought with it
but yo but it's and like i said it before and I'll say it again.
Like, no, no, this is me from heart to heart, bro.
I genuinely think there's a vendetta on my account?
Alright, let's see what the poll results are.
81% of chat
said to put on Nike Pros for a pack.
There's no way you guys are
always this horny, right?
81% of you guys.
Who said Diddy Pack?
Time that kid out!
We're not doing a Diddy pack, bro.
Chat, the only thing is the Nike Pros are tight
so like you literally
might see my nutack hanging through.
I don't know if we could be mic it band chat did he pack?
I'm not doing a ditty back.
Don't even know what that is.
Stop asking for that another green fuck Jim make the brand all right chat they you
got your memory hope
Wait kind of good. I use this in every tournament. I literally used his gun and everything kind of good
Okay chat we have around 30 packs left. We're running low!
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Do a vape pack? Oh Chad I'm not a vaper bro
So if i did it in a vape pack
It would be a one time thing you know
I'm not a vapor
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Guys, will I ever pack Jaeger Black Eyes?
And I want you guys to just be honest.
Will it ever happen?
What do you guys think?
And be Stone Cold Steve Austin serious with me here.
Next pack of the day! You know her farts smell like shit, dude.
Ew! Oh my god.
What the fuck is that haircut?
Jack, this haircut
right here is the librarian
who's like, sir can you
go ahead and sign up for me?
This is the librarian haircut.
Not that there's anything wrong with being a librarian
I've had two encounters with two librarians
They were the meanest people I ever met in my entire life
And both of them had this exact haircut.
So, do I have a bias? Maybe.
Am I wrong? No.
If you have that haircut, there's a 99% chance you're a Karen.
Next pack of the day!
Umbra Tendrils
Yeah, so Oopie Soft I think what we
do here is just control alt delete
this motherfucker. This is a terrible cosmetic
Oh, it's a kitty! Oh my god!
Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness!
Jadon,
is this not the cutest cat you've ever seen in your entire life?
And don't lie.
Is this not the cutest cat
you've ever seen in your entire life?
Yes or no.
Yes, I told you Chad!
Ready?
Open it. Imagine, imagine she packs Jaeger Black-ass.
Open it up!
Oh my god!
Oh my god oh my god oh my god cat pack take two it's actually an epic
open the kitty open it push down push down
push out like that, Keith.
Keith push down like that.
Good try.
It was a good try. Good try. It was a good, it was a good try. Good try baby. Good try.
Yeah that is the cutest cat in North America.
Oh my god! That is the cutest cat in North America.
Oh my god.
Yep, that's the cutest cat of North America.
I can't lie to you.
Cat! No, no...
That is the cutest cat in North America.
I mean, honestly for a seasonal cosmetic
not bad Ubisoft
Not bad Ubisoft. Not bad.
Yeah, actually no fuck it
this is terrible dude
What IS this shit? It's got to suck Rick Owens.
Wait a minute.
Is Fenrir Rick Owens?
Whoa, whoa. What in the crossover episode?
Oh my god.
I see it!
I can never unsee it!
Fenrir is Rick Owens!
Oh my god! I'll never unsee that, I'll never unsee that
next back in the day
music pack music back
give me a second i need to get my stories through my friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the Empire State.
My lover, she is waiting for me just across the bar.
My C's been taken by some sunglasses asking about her scar I know you're trying to begin, but the drinks and subtle things still
hoaxing my apologies yeah i'm trying hard
take it back so as by the time the bar closes and you feel like falling down, I'll carry you home tonight.
So the music back is fucking nerfed dude
All of my methods are nerf bro
None of my methods work
Edge the pack
Edge it?
Like, what do you mean like put my penis on it?
No but I'm a No, but now my testicles are on the right stick. My right testicle just opened that.
Yeah!
Johnson packs our nerfed guys.
I've been told y'all that bro.
Johnson packs are so nerfed it's silly.
I'm grabbing my green screen.
Chat!
Johnson packs are nerfed bro.'re running low on pack size hey kids
johnson packs are super duper nerfed.
Just pay out MUDS! Don't pay out shit yet! We still got like 20 packs, do not pay out shit!
We're not giving up yet!
You can do this, Jinxy.
If a level 5 copper on Twitter can do it, you can do it too, Jinxy.
Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City?
I'm one thousand miles away from girls tonight
You look so pretty
as you do
chat okay listen we have enough
but i 30
ok we have enough for like 30 packs
lock it in.
Rough start, super duper rough! I'm a loyal customer.
I've spent thousands of dollars,
I've spent thousands of hours,
I've spent thousands of days, I've spent thousands of days.
Give me Jaeger Black Ice or I'm fully smashing every monitor on this fucking desk.
Enough is enough! It's been eight goddamn years
they buffed the nose pack.
Oh, he's been on the same...
Ah! Thank you for oil spill, for the eleventh fucking time! I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
It's just a green,
and it's another green
And then it's blue
And then it's a...
I have it! Nooo! I had that one.
Yeah, this is a fucking clusterfuck dude.
I'm not gonna hold you.
You have more in Battle Pass?
Cap!
Cap!
That's cap.
That's literally cap.
No I don't.
No I don't no I don't no I don't no I don't. No, I don't!
No, I don't!
No, I don't!
No, I don't!
Why lie about that?
That's so silly!
Wait...
Wait, I don't have shit. Yeah he's capping! Press right stick
Yeah chad I did it bro! I have all the rewards.
I got two packs
Lock it in
Green
Green Green. Green.
Green.
Green.
Um, alright chat Ba-da-ba-dum
Um, alright chat so Should I just never open packs again and let them build up
forever? I mean I don't
This shit tears me apart every time bro like
oh my god i got 13 bravos lock in it foot back The foot pack actually works.
Babe, I need a pedicure pad.
Babe this is crusty
Um Chad?
That's what the fuck I'm talking about
THAT is a good cosmetic
I wanna see W's titty pack
I'm sorry
did he back it's green no cat is just
screen jinxie you're so gross bro Chad, it's just green!
Jinxy you're so gross bro. Oh like you've never put your dick on your controller? Shut up kid.
We've all done Johnson Packs I'm just man enough to own up to it.
Shut up!
Yeah, I mean like who the fuck is wearing this?
You're weird. Who is we? So Jack, you're gonna sit here and act like
you have not done a Johnson Pack with your penis before!
It's epic! Johnson Pack with your penis before.
It's epic!
What the fuck is that?
I hate this shit, man.
I really do.
I hate this shit, bruh.
Chalk the thotty, bro! Chalk the thonny brawl. Chalk the thonny brawl.
Chex, do you have a high-bites pack?
Yo, high-bites, wanna do a little pack?
Jerry call! Jerry call!
Oh my god, no they got a deal
baby Okay. Babe, you wanna open some?
Yeah.
Alright. So literally
all you do, rotate the right stick
Oh my god! oh my god, oh my god.
I wanted... Oh my god. Did i just get it? Wait wait no no no no no but
No no, what you just got? Wait, I've wanted that for like
a while.
Okay, that's good. No open it, open my three more, three more.
Oh my God!
Give me the fuck right now.
No!
Wait, that matches the headgear. Holy shit!
Okay, two more. You're cooking right now.
Why can't I do this?
It's bad rain.
Yep, it's bad at aim next one just kidding
One more, one more
The green ones are bad right?
Yes it's horrible
Alright babe you're edging it. You're edging it babe. Yep there you go
Did you already have that one?
No! Hey not bad
You got one of the only black asses we've had
And that's good right? Chat You got one of the only black asses we've found. Alright, fair enough.
And that's good, right?
Chat, honestly, best luck we've had so far.
Do a thug shaker pack!
High-fives, can you time this kid?
I'm not doing that, bro.
Let's go. 23 packs remain chat.
It's just...I'm about to crash out.
Will I ever like...
I just, I'm starting to have a battle with trippin' depression.
Every three months, I open the packs after I get championed
and every 3 months I get reminded just how much Ubisoft likes
to let their big sweaty nuts hang in my forehead.
It's like they never ever, like...
They never miss the opportunity to-
Ubisoft please milk me like a cow. Just give me it! ARGH! I literally packed this today! Oh, that's kind of cute.
Dumpling!
I like that one.
Oh you're watching?
Yeah.
Green...
I mean hey Chatham, hey listen
But how do you guys pack it?
No like someone who's packed Jaeger Black Ice
Join my party right now.
Tell me what you did.
Tell me exactly what you did.
Give me your gamer tag.
If you have Jaeger Black Ice, give me your gamer tag.
Join my party.
Tell me what you did.
Do a ditty pack! High five time this kid out.
I'm not doing that.
I gotchu?
I packed it.
Vi- wait, no, you packed it.
Deadass?
Whoa!
New cosmetic chat!
This is a new cosmetic
I don't know if we've seen this before. This is a new cosmetic
Damn Chad
Not bad at all
Use Bravo tokens?
GT, Kayser I packed it. I have a screenshot
Kayser you actually packed it? DadaDass? Vaz
You packed it?
Hit the gritty pack. I just banned that kid.
Vize, you actually packed- yo don't fuck with me
Jerry, don't fuck with me, Jerry. Don't fuck with me.
Jerry, send me screenshot proof on Twitter
that you have Jaeger Black Ice right now or I won't believe
you. Screenshot proof
on Twitter.
Screenshot proof on Twitter, Jerry. I won't believe you if you don't
Jerry says screenshot roof all right screen shop roof next back of the day. What did I do to y'all?
What did I do to deserve this?
Ubisoft, you slap me around like
I'm your bitch.
Oh! Please! Fuck me! like i'm your bitch oh please oh fuck me oh becky i'm fucking
back
please tonight is a night we'll fight Please!
Tonight is the night.
We don't fight till it's over, so we put our hands up.
Silent City.
Jack, come on. Jack
Eight years of this of this fucking
Absolute hellhole of a game. I've opened 47,000 packs roughly Just give me the damn thing
If i get oil spilled one more goddamn
I got an oil spill three times tonight.
Three.
I've got an oil spill
three goddamn fucking times tonight.
Three.
Three!
Three times that I chat
What do I do glad it's black quit do I mean, do I quit? Do I retire? Do I retire?
Boo hoo bitch boy.
Time back in!
You're so mean bro.
Chad, do I just retire or what do y'all think bro?
Yes please.
Yup! I'm begging. Please retire.
What do you mean, El Ungrateful?
You want me to be grateful for packing a fucking duplicate?!
You want me to be grateful for packing a FUCKING DUPLICATE?!
You want me to be grateful for packing the same fucking duplicate three fucking times? This is goddamn clusterfuck.
I don't know chat, we're running low on packs.
I'm running low on morale. I'm running low on morale.
It's just blue after blue after blue!
Alright, eyes closed. Burger King flat lettuce.
Hey, I'm losing it!
I'm losing me marbles.
I'm losing my marbles lad.
I'm losing them.
Oh oh oh oh! I'm losing me marbles lad. I'm loosing em!
Now, there's one of two ways this goes
You give me Jaeger Black Ice, or I throw an Asami at my face cam. Hey! That's how this goes.
You give me Jaeger Black Ice, or I throw an Azami at my facecam.
I'M DONE!
And that's all blood.
I'm done now.
Like, I'm actually done. I'm done like I'm actually done
I'm done, bro. I'm done
I'm done We're running low.
Chat, we're run...
This is always the worst part.
All the optimism just slowly fades into the night
and I'm met with crippling depression. We're running so low, damn!
Please...I'm a good boy i swear
i'm a good boy i'm a good boy Please. Give me that load daddy. Give you that fucking load, oh yeah come on.
Come on.
Oh my god.
I'm so tired.
I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.
I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. Fucking load, oh yeah come on.
Oh!
Getting nutted on works!
Getting nutted on actually works!
Getting nutted on actually works getting nutted on it actually works
wait a minute new method that's an attack Whoa!
Alright guys, listen. We got a new Black Ice.
Listen... Black Eyes. Listen.
Eight packs were made.
Eight.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight. Have eyes 5, 6, 7, 8.
Have eyes calling?
Nobody's not.
Have eyes is not calling?
Nobody's not check DMS okay oh my god he actually has it. Vice join party! Join Xbox Party
This motherfucker HiVise Look at him silver 4
HiVise packs Jager BlackEyes
as a Silver fucking four.
Yo, Hive-Eyes, I hate you, bro.
I genuinely fucking hate you.
Of course Hive-Eyes gets it.
He doesn't deserve it, bro.
He's not a real gamer like me.
High five, join party!
Tell me what you did to get Jager Black Eyes.
Join it up, Jerry.
Do it up, Jerry.
Do it up, Jerry.
And don't be on no bullshit when you join.
Just tell me what you actually did. Just tell me what you did. Tell me what you did tell me what you did oh your invites are
bob don't care anyways jerry
how about just call me then just call me then, just call me.
Alright I'm fucking- I. I have you on speaker.
Yo High Fives! When did you pack Jager Black Eyes? How did you pack Jager Black Eyes and what should I do what should I do to pack Jaeger
black guys
what I after a couple years. What I did was
I went to the main menu
You go to packs
and you click open.
Okay, so I knew he'd be on bullshit but I didn't know
he was gonna be on that much bullshit
So I opened the pack okay then hey hey no fuck it
because fuck it because I'm level 500
and I can't get the damn thing.
It's like
I'm just demoralized
every fucking time!
Oh my god!
It's just a wave of greens.
It's a wave
of goddamn greens.
Four packs left, guys.
Just pray and pray.
Leg in value.
Whoa. This is a new trip. They must have decided this.
This is a new trip.
Tom Clancy's Rainbow.
Tom Clancy,
I've been a loyal player slash customer
of your game,
Rainbow Six Siege for eight years now may i just request
that you bless my pack with jaeger black ice that's all i ask Okay, Tom.
Alright, Thomas.
It won't happen, bro. It won't happen, though.
It won't fucking happen.
Last pack of the day.
One pack left.
Chatter, last pack
of today. Javid, last pack of the day.
Final pack.
One pack.
There's no way right?
Last pack of the day
Final So... Okay.
So here's the thing, motherfucker. Look I'm not- look I'm done kicking my camera up there's no point of kicking my camera anymore
It's been ki- right hook
So here's the fucking thing, motherfucker.
I've been opening packs on this game for eight years and it's the same shit every fucking time! I'm starting to think it's not possible to get Yager Black Ice! Look man, I've seen three different presidents since I've been playing Rainbow Six Siege. I'm growing too old for this shit, man.
I'm 22.
Look, I started opening packs when I was 15
and I'm 22 years old
Okay
I started opening packs
when Trump was in office
I'm done, I'm at my fucking limit
I've opened 47,000 packs and we still don't have Jager Black Eyes
What the fuck do i need to do?
Tell me
Just tell me
What do I gotta do chat?
What do I gotta do chat? What if I got to do just let me know
Good stream y'all. I love it appreciate all of you guys
What day is tomorrow no stream tomorrow. I have a busy
fucking day tomorrow
We back Saturday
I love you guys man
Will probably slap this pack opening
on YouTube either tonight or tomorrow Probably slap the pack opening on YouTube either tonight or tomorrow.
We'll probably slap even the back of it got you to pour the clips
on YouTube back on Saturday or Sunday.
I'm done bro.
I'm genuinely like all bullshit aside, like it genuinely is frustrating
to open 47,000 packs and not get in.
Y'all gotta see this shit, bro.
If you look at all my OG operators,
like Bandit, right? Yo, here's the
crazy thing. Here's the shit
nobody knows, right? Here's the shit
nobody fucking knows.
Of course I have Black Eyes on Bandit.
I have Black Eyes on like all the og ops but look at this
the plot thickens right ready for this ready
i have packed jaeger black ice shotgun nine times. I'm not, no, you guys are gonna think I'm exact- on my
mother's life I have packed this shotgun 9 different times. times good stream i appreciate all of the new twitch followers
all the twitch subbers jesse they give me the prime stuff marvin think about what it's your
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where the sir wanted blank thinking about oprah i appreciate
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i love y'all crispy looking at the prime sub mom thing but it's your
water Johnny things you're one chat as always before we end stream bro
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Another day, another dollar.
Still did not get the Jinx-y charm
or not the Jinx charm.
Still did not get Jaeger Black Ice.
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