[DAY 3] 🏰 ELDEN RING MARATHON 🏰

Jynxzi

06-19-2024 · 4h 04m

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[00:00:13] Hold on. Let me call tie dyes

[00:00:23] okay did I do it?

[00:00:25] Did I do it?

[00:00:29] Did I restart the session? Did I restart it? Nice. Let's go

[00:00:33] Day 3 bitch! Day three, bitch!

[00:00:37] Day three of Elden Ring. Let's fucking go.

[00:00:38] Alright.

[00:00:41] We are currently on the Fire Giant.

[00:00:47] Jed, y'all remember how to get to him? Chad, do you all remember how to get to the fire giant or no?

[00:00:53] Ah it's this bridge right here what's up chat

[00:00:57] day three of fucking out in ring bitch we might be fighting millennia tonight

[00:01:03] i'm gonna lie we might be fighting Melania tonight, chat.

[00:01:11] Lock me in. Chat let's go. Fire giant! I heard that.

[00:01:25] Holy shit! We're gonna need our horse for this one. so so so so so so Motherfuck!

[00:03:00] God damn it. All right. Stomping would have first tried him.

[00:03:20] Dude, shut the fuck up.

[00:05:38] Okay. This is my attempt number three on fire time. so so so so so so so so so so so yes

[00:06:07] yes Yes I What did he say? What did he say?!

[00:06:15] ......

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[00:06:36] .. so so I got greedy.

[00:07:06] I got greedy.

[00:07:07] I got greedy.

[00:07:08] Yeah, I got greedy. Yeah, I got greedy

[00:07:12] That's me though So greedy just call me greedy call me greedy. I got greedy

[00:07:19] I'm a greedy piece of shit for that. I got greedy.

[00:07:38] Just call me greedy,

[00:07:39] call me greedy.

[00:07:42] Okay. greedy call me greedy

[00:07:50] I feel like i can beat him

[00:07:53] ginger think of the five gifted, Jinja.... so I'm not sure if you can see this, but the so so so so so so No!

[00:09:42] How the fuck?

[00:09:51] How the fuck?

[00:09:59] So bad.

[00:10:01] You were on phase two?

[00:10:05] No horse?

[00:10:09] ... are you sure i was on page two? so so so so so so so so so What?

[00:12:26] My game just glitched.

[00:12:29] My game just glitched. My game just glitched!

[00:12:35] My game just glitched!

[00:12:39] What do you mean skill issue?

[00:12:41] What the fuck do you mean skill issue?

[00:12:49] ... greedy what did I do that was greedy what did i do that was greedy chat please inform me so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so what what Yeah!

[00:17:25] What happened?

[00:17:27] Did I win?

[00:17:28] Did I win? did i win did i win

[00:17:54] no don't with me I think I got it.

[00:18:01] Wow, what was that? Fucking three tries.

[00:18:06] Oh my god.

[00:18:10] Okay, we got some shit to do.

[00:18:13] We need to upgrade before endgame.

[00:18:16] How many bosses are left counting Malenia? Four?

[00:18:23] Wow... Wow.

[00:18:31] How many bosses are left? Wow! Where's the...

[00:18:40] Chat, where is the fucking thing?

[00:18:47] Shouldn't there be a um...

[00:18:50] Ah, there it is.

[00:19:01] Move cam? Guys, the cam's like perfect. There's a little corner to steal things motherfucker.

[00:19:08] Dude let's fucking go! Did I get Ruins?

[00:19:18] I got no Runes because I died can't see your health okay wait chat i got no runes because i died Because I died?

[00:19:33] Pick them up. Didn't I just grab them

[00:19:45] chat didn't i just grab them?

[00:19:57] It's glitched. so so I didn't get runes chat for winning that.

[00:20:38] I didn't get any rooms. That's crazy.

[00:20:42] That's going to cost me big time.

[00:20:49] Dude, that's

[00:20:50] going to cost me big time.

[00:20:52] Chat I got no runes!

[00:20:57] Alright...

[00:21:03] Restart your game? You guys think if I reset the game, I'll get runes? Bro, I don't think

[00:21:07] I'm gonna get the rune because I died.

[00:21:11] I'm just gonna go back to my i'm gonna get the runes because i died

[00:21:19] shouldn't i get like 120 000 from this guy thank you jinx for everything kobe

[00:21:22] think about your too much. I love you

[00:21:25] Chat should they get like a hundred and twenty thousand this time

[00:21:53] Oh 400k no bro nothing i got nothing

[00:21:59] i have no runes.

[00:22:06] I literally have no rooms

[00:22:45] up the hill so so I'm gonna go in there. Indoor with the 10 gifted! Thank you man. what Copper movement. Bro, it rolls me to the left! so so so so so so

[00:24:34] you guys have a grace to the left? Where?

[00:24:52] There's a grace to the left.

[00:24:56] Ah! so I have long observed the lands between. of repair and death.

[00:25:30] Indiscriminate.

[00:25:32] Are you prepared to commit

[00:25:33] a cardinal sin? Yes.

[00:25:36] Fuck yeah.

[00:25:37] Very well, let my hand rest upon you. Wow! Fuck yeah.

[00:25:41] Wow!

[00:25:46] Why is she so grabby, bro?

[00:25:48] Why is this bitch so grabby What did my guy just do, shit himself?

[00:26:05] She killed me. me so so Oh, a tree you shall burn

[00:27:00] this bitch is on fire Fire. Burn for the sake of the new lord. Thank you for guiding me here. The one who walks alongside flame shall one day meet the road of destined death

[00:28:06] goodbye this is cinema This is cinema.

[00:28:10] This is cinema.

[00:28:15] Wow.

[00:28:18] Bravo, Alvin Ray. This is cinema. bravo out in ring

[00:30:39] this is cinema Where am I now? so so so so.. so so so so Did I just choke? Did I just choke? Alright, I'm gonna run past them.

[00:30:55] I'm going to run past them, chat. Two-hand weapon, back.. so so dead

[00:31:49] got my grace I got my grace I got my grace, I'm good.

[00:31:56] I got my grace, I'm good. She got a safe place.

[00:32:12] Whoa! so so so. so so so so so so so so so so so so Where do I go?

[00:35:19] Where do I go?

[00:35:20] Chat, I don't know.

[00:35:24] Go down?

[00:35:27] No! No!

[00:37:19] Here we go. so chat are you sure i go down. so I already looted this shit. so so I already looted this bro!. Well, no. I beg you for the 10,000 bits.

[00:37:32] Oh my God, that is a nice message. Hey Jinxy just wanted to say thank you for the streams

[00:37:37] I lost my dad to leukemia this year and my girlfriend of seven years passed away this year as well

[00:37:43] 2024 has been super rough, but your

[00:37:45] streams always keep me out of a bad state

[00:37:47] of mind. Thank you for all you do man."

[00:37:49] A! W Noah in the chat

[00:37:51] Noah thank you so much for the kind

[00:37:53] words I fucking love you, Noah.

[00:37:55] I'm glad you enjoy the streams, man.

[00:37:57] W Noah in the chat.

[00:38:01] Thank you so much, Noah. I appreciate you. I don't know where i'm going.

[00:38:12] I honestly, Chao, I don't know.

[00:38:15] I don't know! Like...I don't know. Like, I don't-I don't know.

[00:38:21] This looks somewhat

[00:38:25] correct? This looks somewhat correct.

[00:38:34] Explore your house and run around so

[00:38:57] oh oh so yeah bitch hey hey.. So under leveled? Yeah, I need to level up.

[00:40:38] Chat, I need to level up! so so so so I thought he was just spawning. Let us respond. so dead cheek Oh baby grace

[00:42:20] Somerset is down nine. I'm in desperate need of a fucking coffee right now. Uh, was that Thanos?

[00:42:55] Was that fucking Thanos?

[00:43:01] I'm about to order a coffee, bro. bro

[00:43:13] under leveled chat before my next boss fight I'm gonna love a lot when it's trying to get there trust me Chad I'm gonna level up I'm just trying to get there trust me chat I'm gonna level

[00:43:17] up trust me

[00:43:22] yeah I'm ordering coffee right now

[00:43:26] i just gotta i know i'm under leveled i

[00:43:28] just gotta like not be under level.

[00:43:45] Chad, I know I know

[00:43:49] 45 minute mark brah been shooting for how many hours are we at? 45 hours

[00:43:55] Brah, can't wait to find fuckin' Melania.

[00:43:59] I'm badass excited bro.

[00:44:01] I heard so much shit about her.

[00:44:04] Cough

[00:44:32] Cough Wow, this guy's insane. Wrong way, wrong way. Wrong way! Oh my fucking god! god damn it chad so Oh my god, this looks right. Yes, sir. Jesus Christ, bro. I'm sorry. so so so so bro Is this the next boss? so so

[00:47:24] jesus Jesus, fuck.

[00:47:26] These guys are more annoying than the boss?

[00:47:35] These guys are more annoying than the fucking boss.

[00:47:43] Am I even a high enough level to fight these guys?

[00:48:42] Why am I even rolling? so so so I don't know where I'm fucking going! Fuck!

[00:48:44] I don't know Fuck!

[00:48:49] I don't know where i'm going man.

[00:48:52] I can't get by these fuckers. Fuck. You cannot run by this guy.

[00:49:19] These guys are already fightable, I can't even kill these guys if i wanted to.

[00:49:25] I couldn't even Thank you. Tarant? I don't know where I'm supposed to go.

[00:50:04] I don't know where I'm supposed to go, man!

[00:50:06] I don't!

[00:50:06] I don't know where to go

[00:50:27] this guy's undodgeable like I'm gonna go left.

[00:50:48] Okay, should we be left here? No.

[00:50:52] Only one way to go over here I'm stuck. The yellow mist?

[00:51:33] So just run to the yellow mist.

[00:51:42] Right here, just run here.

[00:51:46] Ahhhh! ah so so so And then XQC just kills me.

[00:52:37] This is insane, I'm fighting Queso and I get killed by him. AHHHHHH!

[00:52:43] This is insane. I'm fighting Queso and xQc

[00:52:46] I'm fighting both of them bro

[00:52:51] I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.

[00:52:57] Level up, my guide is going to come down here and help me out in a minute.

[00:53:15] Let's go. come down here and help me out a minute Alright. Your guide is trash? No he isn't, bro.

[00:53:27] He's gonna lock in.

[00:53:31] I'll fully crash out. so so so so This is insane.

[00:54:29] No, no this is actually insane, bro.

[00:54:45] Alright I'm calling my guide.

[00:54:49] I'm calling my guide.

[00:54:52] Travis is deadass crazy.

[00:55:02] You never truly played Elden Ring.

[00:55:03] Bro, shut the fuck up.

[00:55:07] Yo, I'm fighting Keso in XQC right now.

[00:55:09] I'm underleveled as shit.

[00:55:11] I'm getting jumped. Just please get in here.

[00:55:15] This is insane bro.

[00:55:20] Yo! Yeah. Yo.

[00:55:25] Dude, I beat Fire Giant in like 4 minutes.

[00:55:29] Okay so what do we do cause we need to level off first.

[00:55:32] I'm dying tonight.

[00:55:40] No.

[00:55:41] My game glitched. I'm not making this up. You're gonna give it back, right? No. Yes.

[00:55:42] My game glitched.

[00:55:43] I'm not making this up.

[00:55:44] So listen here's what happened.

[00:55:45] I swear to God, chat can vouch.

[00:55:47] Really?

[00:55:48] I killed Fire Giant.

[00:55:49] He killed me at the same time.

[00:55:52] I went to go pick up my rooms didn't get

[00:55:54] so chat said i got scammed out of 220 000. oh yeah

[00:56:05] i got scammed out of 220,000. What do you want me to do man?

[00:56:10] How many souls does Rycard give, chat?

[00:56:16] How many souls does Rycard give, chat?

[00:56:19] How many souls does Rycard give? 120 probably.

[00:56:21] How many lives do you have?

[00:56:23] 60k

[00:56:28] 120 k 120 K what about moak?

[00:56:34] What about him?

[00:56:36] He'll murder me.

[00:56:38] He's awful.

[00:56:40] He probably gives a lot.

[00:56:42] How much?

[00:56:44] How does Smoke give? 500, 400? I don't know.

[00:56:48] 420-400k, I think it's like 400k

[00:56:54] Eagle Farm would be...

[00:56:56] How do you not get to them when it's so perilous It goes far with me.

[00:56:58] I don't even know how to get to him, it's like so perilous

[00:57:01] He is honestly out there annoying

[00:57:05] You might be able to smoke everyone's back if you kill the fire guy in this minutes, I'm on my own.

[00:57:07] Bro but that's the thing, I'm a good horse fighter.

[00:57:10] Yeah last night when I washed up

[00:57:13] That's why I like doing it

[00:57:16] On horseback I'm doing perfect. Give it to me, and we'll do it somehow. In the end on horseback,

[00:57:19] I'm like the best horse fighter in there

[00:57:22] in terms of dodging with my sword.

[00:57:23] Wait, does Moga actually have 510? They said Ralph Lauren is 130k.

[00:57:30] We can fight LoL.

[00:57:35] First, fight Rykar and then the Puppet.

[00:57:39] You need this one.

[00:57:41] Can you give me to Rikard please?

[00:57:47] Yeah I spent like an hour there mindlessly.

[00:57:51] Which one?

[00:58:01] Probably Up there in the left. So you guys spent an hour in Volcano Manor? Probably.

[00:58:03] Find your ballpark, I wasn't here for that shit.

[00:58:05] Someone just said yeah

[00:58:07] you're not beating the hook. Well that was T-Fak actually

[00:58:13] I'm in Volcano Manor.

[00:58:17] Alright Rykar, come here bitch!

[00:58:20] What?

[00:58:23] Saw a steamboat. I'm going to let my child just freak us out. This all seems correct.

[00:58:31] Such slowdown with the bosses. I know what you mean. It's getting tough here.

[00:58:50] You know where I go?

[00:58:55] I guess I just roll through the lava.

[00:58:59] This looks correct here.

[00:59:02] This just feels right

[00:59:13] please upgrade and we're killing ride cards we can operate i have pancake yes homie at 69 That pancake.

[00:59:20] Freaky ass homie here at 69 guard, freaky ass homie here at 69 guard

[00:59:28] Hey hey hey hey run for your life I'm over here. Voice critical showed me a method to get right to Godskin, whatever his name is.

[00:59:34] Yeah but I wasn't able to kill him.

[00:59:37] And the route was like, perilous.

[00:59:41] Not that you are disgusting.

[00:59:44] No.

[00:59:48] I know how you get there though. No. I know, I didn't get there though. Oh, you sure he gets there?

[00:59:50] No.

[00:59:56] Big drop! I think Charlie's a millennial.

[01:00:02] He beat Millennial with only his hands?

[01:00:07] I fell through a cave! any of the ms heads

[01:00:18] here What are we doing? Explore it I guess.

[01:00:22] Oh shit!

[01:00:24] Strike art?

[01:00:28] Abductor Virgin?

[01:00:42] Woah! Whoa!

[01:01:37] He's put me in the stomach. so so oh my god! I don't know how i got there either.

[01:01:39] I like fell through a cave and then started getting-

[01:01:46] I don't know how he got you here, so I don't know where you're from. No no, so...

[01:01:47] He did this-

[01:01:48] He showed me this glitch thing that got me right to the-

[01:01:51] Oh really?

[01:01:52] Yeah bro!

[01:01:57] Kill him! Yeah, bro. Kill Rhea? Bro you guys just say different shit!

[01:02:01] Bro you gotta figure out how to give me the god skin.

[01:02:04] Figure out how to get any godskin, please.

[01:02:06] Go back and

[01:02:07] montar with me.

[01:02:10] What's this

[01:02:11] montar called?

[01:02:15] Oh, what's

[01:02:15] the montar

[01:02:16] called?

[01:02:30] Um... What's the ballpark mode? Um... You go ahead and put it in your mouth.

[01:02:34] Okay, this bonfire that I'm at right now is called Subterranean Inquisition.

[01:02:44] There's also the Bridge of Inquiry... quarry Oh, we also need to fucking medallions for the...

[01:03:08] Whatever that's called.

[01:03:13] Did you get three slots now?

[01:03:17] In order to get to Rykar I have to beat K-7.

[01:03:24] I think so. It's so good he should be easy to beat now because i'm just so leveled up the last time i fought him was probably like level old

[01:03:27] i don't even know she'll be easy.

[01:03:33] And then I'll get his souls

[01:03:34] and then I'll fight Rykar and I'll get

[01:03:36] his souls.

[01:03:41] My chat is saying if I beat them, I get to Reinhardt.

[01:03:44] But I don't even, someone who sucks at it.

[01:04:02] So Chad, if I beat those guys,

[01:04:04] I get to Ragnar?

[01:04:12] Chat like that ass, that ass?

[01:04:16] You mad at those guys I get to rock on? Oh shit. I think right here is where I fell through a cave.

[01:04:38] Right...here?

[01:04:42] Here we go! We're back.

[01:04:47] So if i go this way, I fight these guys.

[01:04:55] Genuine trolling? It's just an item? Oh okay. What if I go this way now being told that guy was trolling item may as I don't know if you can see it. so This is so AIDS.

[01:05:30] I mean this is fucking AIDS! Please! uh I just woke up in this piece. so so so That's a good one. I'm fucking lost, come on. ah No, Uzi not again. Yeah!

[01:07:29] Inquisitors gerando. Oh my coffee's here. Wait, is it Charlie?

[01:07:38] Oh my coffee's here. Thank fuck

[01:07:39] I got it

[01:07:41] I need some fucking fresh air

[01:07:44] Is this a click spot right here.. so.... Oh, chat.

[01:09:19] Chat we found this like...

[01:09:24] cat bird.

[01:09:32] ... so Yeah.

[01:09:50] Dude, I still can't believe

[01:09:51] I lost 220k.

[01:09:54] That's such a jinx-y thing.

[01:10:00] Alright, let's try to figure it out first. I want to just go back from the top

[01:10:04] because I don't know where you are.

[01:10:06] I don't think this connects anything.

[01:10:09] You don't think this connects anything?

[01:10:11] Yeah, I'm probably wrong, but I just don't know where the fuck you are either.

[01:10:15] Because I just imagine that you're right there. I'm gonna go back to the I've been on fire here since I killed those guys.

[01:10:34] Ask chat, like try to get an answer if you're closer or plant. Ask him how close am i to rank card from here?

[01:10:39] Or is it worth just going back in the manner?

[01:10:50] Are you like really far? Not at all. Okay, go back to your route.

[01:10:55] I think that ball fire might be right. Yeah, yeah.

[01:11:03] They're saying go on the mountain and get him.

[01:11:07] You never even really made it to the main ramps.

[01:11:35] Alright, go to the next race. obviously you never even really made it I probably slept like, I don't know like right away. That's crazy, it's so weird how like,

[01:11:42] a lot of people struggle with power

[01:11:45] and it's an analog version

[01:11:47] of the way that cars are built

[01:11:49] and what kind of speech guys...

[01:11:52] Am I going the right way?

[01:12:01] Chattin it out. You got him now.

[01:12:15] Ah, I see.

[01:12:23] You gotta climb a lot of ladders, I know that. This is probably right. You're up to about...

[01:12:27] This is probably right. I'm trying to tell you if you're going down the right way. This looks very out of your game, Matt.

[01:12:33] Switcher lines are a little hard to follow. He's gonna be on a lot of ladders. And put your lights on when you come out.

[01:12:35] There's gonna be a lot of lighters.

[01:12:38] Alright, let's go.

[01:12:40] As long as you're going up, you'll feel the difference.

[01:12:44] For a while. I feel like a good old espresso in the morning. Dude, I lost 220 cameras. That shit is silly. That shit is silly.

[01:13:03] I had to do it.

[01:13:39] Sounds official. Yeah. You actually watched it on a Clips video like three weeks ago, but you cast them out. Yeah no, I know. Yeah, you're a swindler sweetie.

[01:13:41] Rykar is cool though.

[01:13:42] Well don't spoil it bro.

[01:13:44] I didn't say what to do.

[01:13:45] Just said he watched the month of May and y'all knew that.

[01:13:47] Someone said it to you during Rainbow Foot?

[01:13:49] Shadow's a trick boss.

[01:13:51] Well, yeah...

[01:13:53] Alright.

[01:13:57] Boss at the top be careful

[01:13:59] Shadow I'm trying. Wait Ryhard's up here

[01:14:01] No, but the boss appears

[01:14:07] The boss appeared almost right oh is so Aha! Grace, grace, grace. uh-huh grace grace Let's go, bitch. run by him so the whole battle okay so I like those so so um Wow! God. uh No need to fight this. How much do you think I get? Like 70k?

[01:17:49] Bill, no.

[01:17:50] I wouldn't really...

[01:17:51] Chad, how much do I get for that fucker?

[01:17:52] I think it's like 60 or 70.

[01:17:54] We kind of need runes, bro.

[01:18:00] 70k

[01:18:04] Do you think we got him like this run?

[01:18:08] Yeah.

[01:18:12] Did he rest at that point?

[01:18:14] No.

[01:18:17] The one I was just at, why? No, no, no, no, no, like isn't there a closer one?

[01:18:21] You should get it right next to you.

[01:18:23] This is the closest one.

[01:18:25] Before the updraft, this should be a motherfucker in the area.

[01:18:34] Oh, there's that trap!

[01:18:51] Hey, get out of here! Oh, there's that truck. Oh. Mike. Like, ahhh!

[01:19:01] This guy's even harder to get behind. I think the only dude that got behind me has a fucking tail.

[01:19:05] This guys is harder than the fire giant, like dead ass so while maka then janna so so so so Well... wow I think it came around.

[01:20:58] We won't be doing this far.

[01:21:04] Damn it!

[01:21:44] Come on, you pussy. Come on, you pussy. so I'm going to go home now. I tried to get it. Why are people saying 21k right now? You do need fucking souls out of your ass.

[01:21:50] Why are people saying 21k right now?

[01:21:53] They aren't.

[01:21:55] 21K runes? Chad, how many runes is it?

[01:21:57] It's 20k chopkins already.

[01:22:10] Is that actually... I'm dipping looks very And this guy said, it's not 21k with the wide line. I don't know.

[01:22:45] Alright, where are we going?

[01:22:49] Into the castle?

[01:22:57] Got this. got this

[01:23:28] now gotta fight right card Where does that door? I love the door opening animation.

[01:23:35] Volcano man. Grace chat. okay you know grace chat grace Jack, come on, bro.

[01:23:59] Lock him, bro.

[01:24:01] Last... I'm going to go back. Fascinating. And not unlike another guest we had long ago, so tarnished. Have you ever harbored doubts about the burden of grace and the dogmatic ramblings of the fingers?

[01:24:31] If you have, why not join the volcano mana

[01:24:35] and fight with us, rise with us

[01:24:39] against the Er tree your decision is most welcome now you belong to the volcano the drawing room lies down make yourself comfortable

[01:24:53] i am tiny

[01:24:57] the drawing room is the key she gave me a key for a drawing room. Dara!

[01:25:17] Well now what? Back in there. Back in there? Yeah.

[01:25:21] Left, idiot!

[01:25:23] I should just now

[01:25:30] Child C9 on the left bruh

[01:25:33] Oh here we go all right maybe i am in there yet I just grabbed something.

[01:26:05] I got about whatever in here.

[01:26:10] What is it?

[01:26:13] There was something I think..

[01:26:22] I'm just going to run around and spam away?

[01:26:26] All right, so it's in here? Oh, here is something.

[01:26:32] Hit wall, secret

[01:26:34] wall swing at it

[01:26:36] I'm swinging, Chad. oh so so I'm gonna try to get the so so Alright, nothing on this side. so. Just try the different hallways. okay I gotta get some shit in here.

[01:28:50] Let's fucking go, bitch.

[01:29:01] Fuck! um um I'm going to try and get him. bomb

[01:29:49] that I'm gonna die. Okay, it's not possible. You need to double the stairs this time.

[01:29:50] Oh, okay.

[01:29:51] I'll just go up there and then you can't see me.

[01:29:52] Okay, so we're going down that stairway?

[01:29:53] Yeah.

[01:29:54] Okay.

[01:29:55] So what are we doing here?

[01:29:56] We're going down a staircase.

[01:29:57] Okay.

[01:29:58] And then we have to climb up the stairs.

[01:29:59] Okay.

[01:30:00] And then we have to climb up the stairs. Okay. And then we have to climb up the stairs. Okay, it's not possible.

[01:30:08] Another tamiya jump there.

[01:30:32] Oh my fucking god! another tanya jump there oh my god why is it one hour i had to reset box we're at 45 hours I'm just gonna run by these guys. Come on. Come on baby. Come on baby. Come on baby.

[01:30:33] Come on baby.

[01:30:34] Come on baby.

[01:30:35] Come on baby.

[01:30:36] Come on baby.

[01:30:37] Come on baby.

[01:30:38] Come on baby.

[01:30:39] Come on baby.

[01:30:40] Come on baby.

[01:30:41] Come on baby.

[01:30:42] Come on baby. Come on baby. Come on, baby.

[01:30:45] Come on, baby. That's weird.

[01:31:01] I'll give you one point.

[01:31:03] What is that? No, no!

[01:31:05] Sure enough. Fair enough. What is that? No, no Turn it off Turn it off

[01:31:09] What's going on

[01:31:11] Am I getting hit by something

[01:31:18] Whew That's one. I can't swing or anything.

[01:31:20] Can you? Nope, can't swing.

[01:31:24] Can't even roll.

[01:31:28] That gets forced into Python's Curl. Ummm... um what happens now chat i can't press y

[01:31:45] i did press why

[01:31:52] fuck that Try again.

[01:32:02] Alright, attempt number four.

[01:32:05] Whoa!

[01:32:06] What?

[01:32:07] Turn around and go back up.

[01:32:08] Oh yeah, off the bridge. What? Turn around. Go back up.

[01:32:08] Oh, yeah, out the bridge.

[01:32:11] This brings me to K-Stop.

[01:32:20] Yep. Alright, here we fucking go. Chat!

[01:32:24] If we beat Keso, we fight Rykar. Let's go, bitches. so so so so so Alright, this is a bit of a loss. all right so That's a lot of damage. so so Yes!

[01:34:45] Fuck you, bitch.

[01:34:48] How much runes? Come on.

[01:34:51] 50k? Fuck yeah!

[01:34:55] Alright...

[01:34:57] Let's see your level.

[01:35:08] Level up.

[01:35:15] 36 visor, 35...

[01:35:20] Do me a favor. Up your strength as much as you can and what's that blue number on the right?

[01:35:23] 67.

[01:35:25] Down there, like middle.

[01:35:28] Attack power?

[01:35:28] Yeah.

[01:35:29] 575.

[01:35:29] Now where does it go up to when you do the same thing with dex?

[01:35:34] 576.

[01:35:35] OK, so that is scaling better than dex.

[01:35:38] OK.

[01:35:39] What are you doing on one level?

[01:35:43] Yeah.

[01:35:45] Dex?

[01:35:52] I was just checking what see if it was better.

[01:35:54] Do you have any souls on here that you can hit?

[01:35:56] Souls, let me see...

[01:36:00] Rooms... Where did my 50k go?

[01:36:05] Oh I just used it.

[01:36:10] Dude, I'm fucking locked. oh

[01:36:23] 33k? Yeah.

[01:36:27] You're a pitcher?

[01:36:30] Bang bang!

[01:36:33] Alright, now we've had record oh walk

[01:36:38] out in my body I can't help myself

[01:36:42] alright bitch freestyle kid Alright bitch

[01:36:49] Freestyle King I'ma do my thing Married to the game, I'm a new year ring

[01:36:51] Run up on me that chocolate sing

[01:36:53] Brand new bitches and brand new chain

[01:37:03] Get over here brand new bitch that's a brand new chain elevator

[01:37:08] elevator Elevator. Elevator.

[01:37:10] I'm not seeing it. It's really close.

[01:37:12] Oh, here we go you've got another amp.

[01:37:16] Let's go chat. Look down? Yeah. Jump off?

[01:37:28] Yeah.

[01:37:29] Just cross the wall with your left hand and then jump back up. Yeah.

[01:37:42] Just cross along the natural road.

[01:37:48] Not funny. Oh, don't do what I said, I won't. that's funny I'm not sure how to go down there. This motherfucker's going fast. wait

[01:38:36] I'm No, we'll get behind that.

[01:38:48] Okay I got up.

[01:38:52] What the? I'm trying to focus on the game and see that. I wonder if that's all he got up. Or am I just him?

[01:39:06] No, he didn't.

[01:39:07] Oh, he's here.

[01:39:49] Oh, this is funny. I'm going to go through there. I didn't know he was blood driving. He's an NPC! He one-shotted me.

[01:39:54] How do I just get one-shotted?

[01:40:05] Oh... shot it. This game is like hard sometimes man

[01:40:09] Red and dust are my favorite part.

[01:40:13] Bro I just went from 80 health to zero

[01:40:15] from a fucking squid thing

[01:40:21] I did squinting because you're like sitting in this fire i did not know that normally nbc's on just eat hairheads all day How'd you get God, Brett?

[01:40:37] Alright let's fucking work. Chat let's fucking work! work

[01:40:46] okay Showtime.

[01:40:59] Showtime baby

[01:41:06] Just lose it

[01:41:09] Thank god man, I didn't lose it Yup Fuck yeah. Come on baby!

[01:41:13] You're dead!

[01:41:17] Alright, don't need to do anything else.

[01:41:21] I'm gonna go back and get the baby you're dead all right don't die to the fire king oh Alright now... RK number 2.

[01:42:02] It's gonna be pretty soon here. Yeah, probably. Open please? Yes!

[01:42:09] Eldon skipped, hell yeah!

[01:42:13] I'm not fighting every fire creature

[01:42:17] Let's hope every fire creature. Jesus.. TP? I'm stuck alive, still getting blocked with the bomb. Okay, this is Rycar? Yeah.

[01:42:48] Wait a second.

[01:42:49] I'll go again.

[01:42:50] Chat.

[01:42:51] How many or how long does the pickle fill up?

[01:42:52] .

[01:42:53] How long do you think it takes to get that?

[01:42:54] It's like three hours.

[01:42:55] Three hours.

[01:42:56] So, we're going to wait for about five minutes and then we can start talking.

[01:42:57] Okay.

[01:42:58] So, let me just say something. We've got some questions here from the audience. So, if you want to ask any of these questions, please feel free to put them in the chat How long does the pickled foot last? Go to your inventory.

[01:43:13] 3 minutes, 5 minutes 3 minutes... only 3 minutes?

[01:43:17] Alright, fine. You see this thing?

[01:43:21] Yeah. Don't put the- no don't use it You see this thing? Go put it in your equipment box.

[01:43:29] Back out a little bit. Put it in the They don't put it?

[01:43:32] They don't put it down in your sight right now.

[01:43:35] That way when I'm about to kill him, I eat it.

[01:43:37] Before you killed him...

[01:43:40] ...it was going to be like 10% more or something.

[01:43:49] What the fuck?

[01:44:01] Does he have a gold mine?

[01:44:26] Wait, is this my part? This is him. one so I am not sure if the game is still running on PC or not

[01:46:23] I think it's still working something so so so so so so So, Why is Rykard's name open? I know it's fair, but he killed him like a demigod.

[01:46:26] So who am i fighting right now?

[01:46:28] Reinhardt

[01:46:31] He said he was fighting Reinhardt Hey, go to your room Yeah.

[01:46:35] Do you have a bull foot? No. You know what we do.

[01:46:55] Number one brain rock community on the planet.

[01:46:59] Gold!

[01:47:00] Gold foot!

[01:47:59] I'm not even gonna stand up. um so so so I'm not going to let you get away with this. Yo! Fuck!

[01:48:05] You were forgetting about the talismans.

[01:48:07] Bruh, what? Talisman? You're forgetting to put talismans.

[01:48:09] What? Talisman?

[01:48:11] Yeah, you don't want it?

[01:48:13] Check your two open talismans and let's go back.

[01:48:15] I'm just going to move this right now.

[01:48:17] Pick one up. What is this, right?

[01:48:28] What does this do?

[01:48:33] Oh shit, I've been like playing nerf

[01:48:37] Alright there we go. We got all four We're gonna use the serpent spear Some of them are useless, but we'll get to some of the ones later.

[01:48:40] Or use the Serpent Spear? Isn't that in my hand right now?

[01:48:43] So why type that message?

[01:48:46] RTRT

[01:48:49] You should just be able to spam it like don't worry about it rtrt okay so so so so so I got it. so so god damn it Dammit, this guy.

[01:50:39] Fuck!

[01:50:44] What? People are saying to fully upgrade the weapon that's like so unnecessary.

[01:50:55] I'm not sure what you're talking about. or when necessary. What is the weapon upgrade with?

[01:50:56] He's good, bruh!

[01:50:58] Is the weapon upgrade with uh normal sticking stones so so so so so so so I'm gonna go to the side of this. You guys just like stand there. she gets back so so so so What? Help me! Oh, no.

[01:53:39] I'm going to die.

[01:53:40] I'm going to die.

[01:53:41] I'm going to die.

[01:53:42] I'm going to die.

[01:53:43] I'm going to die.

[01:53:44] I'm going to die.

[01:53:45] I'm going to die.

[01:53:46] I'm going to die.

[01:53:47] I'm going to die.

[01:53:48] I'm going to die.

[01:53:51] I'm going to die. I'm going to die. What? Hello? That's a hit every time!

[01:53:55] Why is it not a hit now?!

[01:53:59] ... Okay, bro.

[01:54:09] Yo, yo.

[01:55:50] Why is it not a hit now man Is this fucking insane? so Silence. stop using heavy attack Oh, it's because I ran out of magic. so so... God fucking damn it. I hate this motherfucker! so Alright. God damn, I'm gonna back this fucking mouth. so This guy's fucking annoying.

[01:56:53] The timing of his fucking bite is so weird! Yeah.

[01:57:05] I fucking hate this guy.

[01:57:08] There.

[01:57:10] Hey chat, what's the best talisman you could give? Like right now besides the uh...

[01:57:16] He already has the radic running up for him.

[01:57:22] Rock come here bitch

[01:57:24] you're mine pussy

[01:57:28] and my flask isn't even there

[01:57:32] imagine if i was in this place so so so so I didn't even have any weapons.

[01:58:31] Check this, maybe there's like salvage stones and water to save you from the floor.

[01:58:35] Hold on, I need to equip this real quick.

[01:58:38] I don't have magic. Hold on, I need to equip this real quick.

[01:58:42] I don't have magic flasks in place so I'm gonna go back real quick.

[01:58:47] What are your... what's the word?

[01:58:49] What are you flasked with? Does he pack right now. Yep, I'm just moving it.

[01:58:55] Alright there that's clean.

[01:58:59] Go to shards, 403 over.

[01:59:02] RBRB over.

[01:59:06] Go back to Shards.

[01:59:11] The... what's good? Yeah. What's the next Sombra on here?

[01:59:15] Sombra...9

[01:59:19] Just fight him?

[01:59:21] Yeah.

[01:59:22] I should be good, I have magic now.

[01:59:29] Come on child Lock me in.

[01:59:39] Come on! so so so so I'm rollin'.

[02:00:33] I'm fucking rolling. That's probably the end of that. so so so come on come on come on yes Yes!

[02:01:52] Oh, baby.

[02:01:57] That's what I'm fucking talking about.

[02:02:00] Rycard man!

[02:02:02] Yes sir?

[02:02:07] Puss-eye boy plus i have one Oh, very well.

[02:02:41] What the... What? I'm going to have a good time. king so so so So I thought I'd kill you. Oh

[02:04:03] So I thought I killed right car he came out of a fucking snake

[02:04:07] Holy shit!

[02:04:11] Oh my god, this game's insane. Alright um...

[02:04:13] Uuuuhhhhhh....

[02:04:15] Okay, alright

[02:04:17] Alright we're gonna going to need to...

[02:04:22] Yeah. That was a lot! Okay.

[02:04:24] We're gonna need to reallocate some more flasks here.

[02:04:28] Let's do one more magic.

[02:04:31] What in the actual fuck... He just came out of a snake.

[02:04:46] I deadass thought i killed this guy. so so so RGRD on hand. I hate this fucking so much. so Get away from the wall.

[02:06:23] Oh, you're right chat yeah so so so so Bitch. Bitch!

[02:07:23] Don't let me cut it.

[02:07:33] NOOOOO!

[02:08:53] Let's fucking go, come on! so so so so I'm gonna crash out in this big room, there it goes! Oh All right, I have the rhythm now he He's my bitch, chat.

[02:08:56] Ride card is mine.

[02:09:01] Chat ride cards are mine don't worry.

[02:09:03] Why do they keep saying together?

[02:09:08] Yeah together yeah

[02:09:16] suck the browns Chalk them out, y'all. Yeah, chalk it. Hey, chalk that one!

[02:09:19] Hey, chalk it! Just chalk it!

[02:09:21] Put it in the fucking van!

[02:09:25] Chalk that one!

[02:09:26] Don't worry, we're gonna chalk it.

[02:09:29] Why do you refuse to upgrade weapons?

[02:09:31] Because I don't need to upgrade the fucking weapon!

[02:09:34] Chat, I'm a real drilla. Like, I'm a drilla.

[02:09:38] I beat Fire Giant underleveled in four minutes. Like, I'm a drill up. I beat fire giant under level in four minutes

[02:09:40] Like, I'm a drill up

[02:09:42] How many times has he died so far?

[02:09:44] Probably like 66.

[02:09:50] Okay.

[02:09:51] So, what's your status?

[02:09:52] What are the numbers?

[02:09:53] I don't know.

[02:09:54] I think it's about 60.

[02:09:55] Oh, okay.

[02:09:56] Okay.

[02:09:57] So, how many people have you seen on Twitter?

[02:09:58] I've been seeing a lot of people.

[02:09:59] How many people?

[02:10:00] About 50. Okay. So, how much do you need to get into this game? i'm in so after i'll show you probably like 66. so so so so No, no, no no no Motherfuck! fuck

[02:11:33] yeah you guys can stop saying together. All right, all right, cut it out.

[02:11:39] All-star, think of the prime sub.

[02:11:40] Worst five months of my life.

[02:11:42] Okay.. so This guy is fucking annoying.. Shut up, shut up! so so so so so so I'm going to go back. The baby, yeah, yeah! He was blue.

[02:14:15] Bro, the thing is like...

[02:14:23] Yeah yeah yeah. Okay

[02:14:25] Okay okay Alright alright It's gone. Okay, okay.

[02:14:28] Alright, alright, alright.

[02:14:30] It's just like hard now.

[02:14:36] We are not ready for millennia.

[02:14:47] Let me stick down here There we go. so so so I'm going to go back get the right angle here.

[02:16:03] Alright! Ow! Ow, ow.

[02:16:06] It's gobbling me up like I'm a Hershey's barf.

[02:16:25] Oh my god. foreign I don't have it. I don't have the aura, chat.

[02:16:38] No aura! It's aura.

[02:16:40] I'm auramist.

[02:16:45] No, let me be me. something You're not helping, Mike. so I'm stunning.

[02:17:33] Got one here.

[02:17:36] All that?

[02:17:38] Come on! Heal me! Fall back. Stun.

[02:17:40] Heal.

[02:17:42] Stun him.

[02:17:46] Didn't stun him.

[02:17:48] Jump R-T? Stunned him? Oh my god him oh my god here we go rt Not him?

[02:18:24] Top RT?

[02:18:27] No!

[02:18:36] Sit the fuck down and get the fuck out of my spot! Get the fuck off my stage, I'm the set man.

[02:18:45] I paid a check fucking up your whole life!

[02:18:48] I am so fucking sick and tired of ride cars!

[02:18:53] Come here you fucking slot

[02:18:59] son jump our feet dodge dodge dodge

[02:19:07] dodge

[02:19:11] now oh No!

[02:19:27] Fuck me in the vagina! FUCK ME IN THE VAGINA!

[02:19:32] Wait, I'm... oh my god. Whoa!

[02:19:36] I'm in hell or something what's going on

[02:19:42] whoa i think i'm in hell what what's going on? It's not him!

[02:19:48] It's not him!

[02:19:52] Nothing, T.

[02:19:59] Hey, ride car Oh, here comes you. Any ride cards like me and an alley right now?

[02:20:05] Now my character, me...

[02:20:08] I'll have an AK.

[02:20:09] No, all right.

[02:20:10] MGTA.

[02:20:11] MGTA.

[02:20:13] MGTA, MGTA.

[02:20:14] Hey, this guy...

[02:20:15] Hey, this might do me in.

[02:20:16] I'm going to E-M.

[02:20:17] Hey, good stream, y'all?

[02:20:18] This might do me in right here.

[02:20:20] Listen to this one.

[02:20:21] You need to just focus on dodging.

[02:20:23] They just keep typing together every time I die.

[02:20:26] So I'm not a villain.

[02:20:27] In setups though, focus on dodging. He only has like two attacks. Just dodge. No emotion. it's in the second fifth with like five blocks no motion

[02:20:49] no emotion no emotion no motion so so so so so so I'm going to go ahead and do a little more of this. I gotta go golfing or something.

[02:22:25] I could be out with nature.

[02:22:32] I'll jump an RT on you?

[02:22:36] Yeah, but he won't do anything at all I'll jump in our tea on you.

[02:22:47] This is what you get for not exploring. Hey, I wanna like...

[02:22:50] Yo, tunes! Like ooh, ooh, okay. get land sharks as ghost141 he's so right Come on, bitch.

[02:23:26] Say oh-dee-ho!

[02:23:27] Oh!

[02:23:30] It's really three times. As long as you don't die here. so Come on bitch.

[02:23:54] Come on bitch.

[02:23:59] Come on bitch come on Come on. Dead! Dead.

[02:24:31] Come on.

[02:24:38] Come on. Yes!

[02:24:42] YES!

[02:24:44] Four Flats, two Magic. Let's fucking go!

[02:24:48] Okay three flasks...

[02:24:56] ... let's get magic what off the rip he attacks off the rip so so He's good, he's good.

[02:25:45] Yarks! Look with the five gifted.

[02:25:52] He's good.

[02:25:53] He's good.

[02:25:55] He's really good.

[02:25:58] Y'all, stick with the five gifted.

[02:26:00] He's good. He's good.

[02:26:03] Darn so close smile emoji says hi guys.

[02:26:53] I'm going to go get some food. uh Come on you snake bitch. I sold it. I sold it! I sold it, I sold it, I sold it, I sold it, I sold it.

[02:27:00] I'm starting to lose my marbles here, lads. so I was going to be in touch by that so so so so so so so so It's like the same amount of length.

[02:29:21] It's like the animation of James. Like, what?

[02:29:24] Now it's three!

[02:29:30] Talk to Tommy Brown... me proud Last call, I swear this will be my last call

[02:29:52] I ain't drunk diving no more at the V8 I'm not a fucking loser Why is it one now? Fight the online breakers.

[02:30:21] Alright!

[02:30:30] Yep, put me right back in his mouth and slap her on my face. Throw my little one-edged dick on the floor

[02:30:33] And just follow me again when I poison people

[02:30:37] Unapologetable, ungodly Follow me again.

[02:30:48] Take me away, my favorite place.

[02:30:55] Stop rolling into poison? So what way do I go?

[02:30:58] Because if i go back it hits me, if i go forward it hits me, If go forward it hits me if i go to the side

[02:31:01] so what way gang it's not that hard I'm crashing out on this bitch. so Alright.

[02:31:35] Alright, here I'm going away...

[02:31:39] Yeah so it's unavoidable! So ban everyone!

[02:31:41] The poison is unavoidable. So ban everyone!

[02:31:43] The poison is unavoidable!

[02:31:47] Here it is. Yeah, if I go left, it hits me. If I go right,

[02:31:51] it hits me. If I go forward, it hits me. If I go backward, it hits me if i go right it seems like a forward and again i go backwards that's quite so so so so You're dead to mangle.

[02:33:03] You are so trash. Let's fight him from a different angle. so what if i just bring them to me sort of so here we go so so I'm going to have to go back and get the so Best practice! Best run yet, come on!

[02:35:04] Where's Rykar at?

[02:35:05] Where the fuck is Rykar at?

[02:35:07] In the puss I am, boy.

[02:36:19] Oh, shit! so so so so so Got it, so. Daddy's home. Daddy's home.

[02:36:22] Daddy's home.

[02:36:29] Daddy's home.

[02:36:31] Daddy's home!

[02:36:37] Don't fear.

[02:37:06] Daddy's here. no fear so.. I don't know. That was me.

[02:37:30] That was me, that was me.

[02:37:40] That was me. You know how people like go into a Starbucks and start a random fist fight?

[02:37:43] I want to be that guy right now, right now. I wanted to start bump random fist fight. Like, I want to be that guy right now.

[02:37:45] Right now.

[02:37:46] I want him to start bumping into people.

[02:37:48] This is the most angry I've ever been in my entire life.

[02:38:01] Okay? You got it? You see the patterns? Kev, they give you the 5k bits. I love you man. I know, I'm starting to see the patterns, Kev.

[02:38:05] I'm starting to see him, Kev. so so okay so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so

[02:42:00] we traded it We traded? We traded?

[02:42:07] We traded?

[02:42:09] We traded?

[02:42:12] We traded?! we traded we traded

[02:42:19] there's no fucking way.

[02:43:48] We fucking trade it. so.. We're too close to boost now so What? What? What?

[02:43:50] What?

[02:45:24] What? so so so so so so so Yes! Yeeees! so Come on. so. What just happened there, chat?

[02:46:28] Let me know! Let me know! I don't know. I don't know what happened

[02:46:36] What happened there, guys?

[02:46:40] Sword got him.

[02:46:45] Water what is so funny like that ass.

[02:46:48] What is so funny like that ass? What is so funny?

[02:46:50] Fozo, think of what it's your one.

[02:46:54] Cough! No! okay I'm not sure if you can see the so so so so You're killing me, Smalls. You're killing me, Smalls.

[02:48:15] You're killing me, Smalls.

[02:48:17] Alright, um...

[02:48:19] Um...

[02:48:20] Yeah, alright. Try again. Let's try again.

[02:48:31] Let's just keep trying yeah so so so so so so so so so so so so I was out of magic.

[02:51:02] I was out of magic.

[02:51:05] I was out of magic. I was out of magic. Uh, chat should I just like run away?

[02:51:19] Like this guy owns me

[02:51:38] should i just run away from him? I've been here for, what, an hour? Hey.

[02:51:49] Should I just walk away from you?

[02:51:52] Hey.

[02:51:53] You're basically going home.

[02:51:56] What do you mean if I can't kill him? You're basically done with them.

[02:52:00] What do you mean, if I can't kill him?

[02:52:03] Yeah man once he's gonna do chat, like... He can't deal more than that.

[02:52:06] The right card-

[02:52:07] I mean to take more than three tries on the right part.

[02:52:11] Just chomp at him.

[02:52:12] I can't kill him.

[02:52:14] I don't know bro unless I'm missing something but...

[02:52:17] There's just no way.

[02:52:19] So you're saying like

[02:52:21] if I can't kill Rycard

[02:52:23] Who the fuck is he gonna kill Malakir?

[02:52:24] Who the fuck is he gonna kill Moliad?

[02:52:26] Like you can't

[02:52:27] well at the very least

[02:52:28] You can't find Moliad

[02:52:31] You'll spend three days on it.

[02:52:33] You're going to hate it.

[02:52:34] But you can try it.

[02:52:35] It's never happening.

[02:52:37] That's the reality.

[02:52:52] God damn it! the reality. Pretty much everyone does that. He has two attacks, he shoots the poison out of you

[02:52:54] and he has a left-right grab

[02:52:56] You're so close

[02:52:58] like you're doing alright

[02:53:00] it's just...you don't even know what you mean.

[02:53:03] Like every time he's just living around

[02:53:05] Just jump up the club and do a fucking hand.

[02:53:07] Cooked by your coach

[02:53:09] Bro getting grilled

[02:53:11] Well no but I think it's like this is the point where it's like, okay well you did a good job but...

[02:53:18] Alright thank you. You have to kill me. Yeah yeah them yeah yeah so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so ¶¶ so so My flasks are gone? Bro.

[02:57:00] I'm just gonna let him kill me, my flasks are gone. so I'm going to try and get the back to health

[02:57:34] That was good

[02:57:39] Why don't you get out I can like kind of attack all the time as long as it is wrong. I didn't attack all the time. All the time? As long as I just roll. I didn't realize that.

[02:57:40] Counterattack.

[02:57:42] I did not reali- no, I didn't switch last, but I remember this one.

[02:57:45] Everytime you're sitting there, you just fuck this guy up.

[02:57:47] You only need one life to fight him.

[02:57:49] So you can have one of them. we only need one so reading so so God, that hurts. so so so so That's me, that's me.

[03:00:02] That's me.

[03:00:04] It's me bro, it's me.

[03:00:05] I mean like I know it's me too.

[03:00:08] Oh chat, I know it's me. I know it's me too Oh Chad I know it's me

[03:00:09] I know that's me yup chat I know though that's me

[03:00:18] I know that that's me, chat. so attacking

[03:00:44] up fuck over here. God damn it. Okay, so it's three.

[03:01:07] It's three?

[03:01:11] It's three of the magics.

[03:01:20] Three magics and a half to the top. I got it. three magic's gonna have to stop I'm just looking up at like I can't fucking move!

[03:01:45] Like, I'm just looking up at like my neck is breaking.

[03:01:54] Dude, I don't know how much more deaths I can take here.

[03:02:03] Get away from the lava? Bruh, I know but like behind me is a wall so like I can't do this, the rest of the game is going to take weeks.

[03:02:23] Bro, I don't know if that's true.

[03:02:24] This is just a different awkward fight.

[03:02:27] I hate how high up this guy

[03:02:28] is, bro. Like, I can't fucking process it.

[03:02:34] Okay, three magics, then get ready to roll.

[03:02:41] ... then get ready to roll. Alright!

[03:04:16] ... so so so so so so... All right. How? Find him. He's in a little army, I thought he was

[03:04:18] BG?

[03:04:23] Up?

[03:04:24] Up there?

[03:04:27] Left, up, yep.

[03:04:28] It should be right around there, right?

[03:04:30] Down.

[03:04:31] Here we go.

[03:04:33] See how much it costs?

[03:04:36] You can buy stones and just upgrade real quick with shitty stones. That's the best plan.

[03:04:38] It won't take long.

[03:04:39] Talk to them, see how much they need.

[03:04:41] I don't feel good in these awkward fights.

[03:04:44] You might be fine.

[03:04:47] Well, it's kind of you to speak to me again...

[03:04:51] ...but this little piece of your hair is all bone-soaked at Bokos?

[03:04:56] Purchase? Yeah. So you can buy what from him? purchase

[03:04:56] yeah

[03:04:57] so you can buy

[03:04:58] what from them

[03:04:58] oh you can buy

[03:04:59] all of these

[03:05:00] how much are they

[03:05:00] together for one

[03:05:01] each

[03:05:01] in that

[03:05:02] just in that

[03:05:03] one each

[03:05:06] what do you mean how much are they to buy all of them, one each?

[03:05:11] 15000.

[03:05:12] How much?

[03:05:13] 15000.

[03:05:14] Alright then we'll give 15k out of that.

[03:05:15] Do you have anything you can consume on your own?

[03:05:16] Anything you can use for yourself?

[03:05:17] I don't know what it is but I'm going to go with the Alright, go get 15k.

[03:05:20] Do you have anything that you can consume on me? Well here do this, go up here and do this. Go to the round table

[03:05:31] in sound shape.

[03:05:35] Go all the way down on one left This is a, man. sell some bullshit, and you might even kill some little guys.

[03:05:50] You have to do something about the way you're going to be killed so that you can move on

[03:05:53] again.

[03:05:56] The next area is SO hard to run...

[03:06:00] It's so scared.

[03:06:06] Fuck, he's talking to someone.

[03:06:15] Shot her in the... shot

[03:06:32] in I'm going to go on the army.

[03:06:35] Go back to stealth.

[03:06:38] Back to stealth real quick.

[03:06:41] Quick army.

[03:06:44] Alright, he's still on me. All right, sell them. Sell them.

[03:06:56] No! No! I'm going to go ahead and start the game. The coaches were starving. All of it. I'm just gonna go back and see.

[03:07:50] How much soul is tonight?

[03:07:53] Lay out your arms, lay out your arms.

[03:07:54] Let's get straight to the thing, can I?

[03:07:55] Maybe.

[03:07:57] Can I click these? Just click these. maybe Actually, just by smithing W-EG and by...

[03:08:13] By what? Two stones should be good. Stone 1 and 2 save the round.

[03:08:17] Actually by 3, fuck it.

[03:08:22] By stone one two three don't buy four. From easy?

[03:08:24] Yeah.

[03:08:26] One, two and three.

[03:08:28] Buy one-one and two and a three. One, two and 3. I have 1-1, a 2 and a 3.

[03:08:34] Upgrade the energy.

[03:08:36] Upgrade his blood.

[03:08:38] Strengthen?

[03:08:40] Yeah. Upgrade the chain.

[03:08:42] Now I go back and try to upgrade it a fourth year or not because we don't have time.

[03:08:46] No, I didn't buy this one.

[03:08:47] We'll buy it for a second.

[03:08:49] Buy a stone fort? Or purchase first then? We'll buy a four-star. You want to go buy a scope for it?

[03:08:55] Alright, you're fine.

[03:08:56] Alright let's go.

[03:08:59] Where did I go again?

[03:09:00] Where was he at?

[03:09:09] He was on top left. Where did I go again? Where was he at? Chat, which bonfire is he?

[03:09:12] Chat, which bonfire was he chat which bonfire the ninth one Audience audience pass All right, it should be easy now.

[03:09:54] We should one-take this.

[03:09:57] Let's go, bitches!

[03:10:05] Oh god. so so so so I'm going to have to stop the speed here. It's like so logical though. so so so Oh. uh um I'm going to have to do this. So the skull's gotta come in lower.

[03:12:51] Don't spin, just run.

[03:12:53] Don't roll, just run.

[03:12:54] Just running RTM.

[03:12:55] They don't do that much damage to me. Did you appear to want permission this run just running apart Yeah, you sold a sniffing stone die for.

[03:13:09] There's no way to use it.

[03:13:14] Your weapons are so so so so so so On that note... Hey Chad, I'm Alex. it looks really peaceful

[03:14:51] I'm just gonna call for something this is hard

[03:15:00] i did not know that this guy was going to be my kryptonite.

[03:15:07] You can go to the next area right now, it's just not a problem anymore.

[03:15:12] There is no point in that if can't get through this guy so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so.. Thank you. so so so so so so so so so so so...

[03:22:07] Alright! Second phase.

[03:22:15] Second phase. so so so so. so My fantasy Is around

[03:23:27] Time

[03:23:29] Climb over

[03:23:31] The nanogathas

[03:23:37] This is a big You should love yourself

[03:23:42] And if you think that I'm

[03:23:45] Still holding on to something

[03:23:48] You could go and love yourself. They've tied it together after every death for the last two hours. I'm gonna try to get him. oh so Best run of the day come on bro And a cute pig.

[03:25:20] Battle of the

[03:25:22] Red and Blue Battle of the Worlds so slow Oh! Here come the involved

[03:25:45] Together

[03:25:51] A little bit of target

[03:26:16] Try to get on the I'm really tired of this. Thank you. You want to take like a talisman break? We need talismans.

[03:26:17] We need.

[03:26:19] Sure.

[03:26:22] Now, how long did you use the small talisman?

[03:26:24] It looked good but I don't think you can get

[03:26:27] Alexander's anymore because you're already being regarded.

[03:26:30] So Chad what is a good talisman that he can get easily.

[03:26:38] All's he has is rabbit heart.

[03:26:41] That he can get easily, not like a big flush towel thing.

[03:26:47] Chat, what's a towelsisman I can get easily?

[03:26:49] That will help him.

[03:26:52] He needs talismans though.

[03:26:53] Just someone to be helpful and please him.

[03:26:58] Is the Greek turtle even good?

[03:27:00] Don't listen to that guy, he already ruined your game.

[03:27:04] I'm a horrible person.

[03:27:08] Alright... I'm a horrible person.

[03:27:17] Everyone want you to get green turtle? Claw, claw.

[03:27:21] Alright we're moving up a clot here so we'll do that.

[03:27:25] I sold you all the salary and stole the stuff from your family.

[03:27:29] Poor little Oh, pretty good.

[03:27:40] It's only good for this fight, though, Chad.

[03:27:42] I mean like the rest of the game.

[03:27:44] He doesn't really do jumping steps.

[03:27:50] I mean for like

[03:27:51] the overall gear.

[03:27:54] Wow. I mean for like the overall gear. What if you think...

[03:27:58] Not with this body, much more. I think we talked a ton, Eberhard.

[03:28:08] Are you done?

[03:28:10] I'm done. This is um...I never thought i'd be here for two hours.

[03:28:19] Melania might be uh three days? I miss being able to succeed. Chad, I'm fighting my heart out here.

[03:28:43] Here while you look at that stuff I'll try to cut it.

[03:28:45] There are only different stuff for this fight though. Here, while you look at that stuff I'll try and.

[03:28:46] They're only giving me stuff for this fight though.

[03:28:48] It's like a rule.

[03:28:56] Keep your head up soldier. I'm trying general. so so so so so so so so so so so so so Oh, we've come to power of together.

[03:31:37] Together, together.

[03:31:40] Now we've got the power of together!

[03:31:46] Ah......

[03:32:10] . so so I'm going to try and get the most out of this.

[03:33:25] Now, we're so so I'm going to try, this is good.

[03:33:35] Alright so because you're doing a

[03:33:37] we are getting a towel

[03:33:39] Hey can I fight that guy on horse?

[03:33:41] No, go down all the way

[03:33:43] to bottom right All the way to the bottom right. All the way.

[03:33:45] Out in the field.

[03:33:49] Alexander the Jar should be here

[03:33:51] I'm pretty sure

[03:33:53] Cha will confirm it but I'm pretty sure if you just kill him

[03:33:56] You'll get a warrior jar talisman and that will increase your attack power

[03:34:00] For the rest of my life? Yeah. You can do an entire questline

[03:34:04] And then get a better version of it, but the questline is going to be weird and hard to find because you're already starting off.

[03:34:13] You should just be resting over somewhere before you get your way to the top.

[03:34:17] The distrocking? Yeah they are losing their mind.

[03:34:20] Right here? This guy?

[03:34:23] What do I do just fight him?

[03:34:25] Talk to him. Ex's off his dialogue.

[03:34:37] Yeah guys, but he already... inside to come spilling out after that

[03:34:38] guy but you're earning like hidden us

[03:34:40] just gonna make it stronger hardly

[03:34:43] stopped trace one such as this fucking

[03:34:47] losing it.

[03:34:49] So how do I fight him?

[03:34:52] Hit em'?

[03:34:59] Don't you fucking dare! I don't know what you could expect. Just you wait.

[03:35:00] Don't fucking dare.

[03:35:03] What does this do?

[03:35:04] All right.

[03:35:08] Who could expect it?

[03:35:09] Just you wait. What, what?!

[03:35:11] Can anyone-

[03:35:13] When he still gets a talisman if he kills him right?

[03:35:19] Oh my god. You do it. Kill him! It's a nice theater now.

[03:35:36] Is he tough? No

[03:35:40] Oh, I can't stop while you drink the opposite.

[03:35:48] Chad, is this bad?

[03:36:04] Oh my God! oh Oh, God. Woo!

[03:36:08] Alright, can I get your talismans?

[03:36:11] You're the worst person ever.

[03:36:11] I know. Equipment?

[03:36:19] Go here

[03:36:23] Just make sure to attack and just make sure it's high-power.

[03:36:26] I think it's like 5% or 10%.

[03:36:31] Yeah, I don't know... My coach told me to do that.

[03:36:35] My guide.

[03:36:39] Attack him.

[03:36:42] What'd he say?

[03:36:47] Cough cough I like when on YouTube it just looks up how to get stronger and that's the first thing you do.

[03:36:53] Bro, you hate cops don't you? Where do i go now?

[03:36:55] Go... out, not.

[03:37:04] I'm going to look at Tal's limits.

[03:37:08] It's easy to get. They go crazy for the whole game.

[03:37:16] What's another good talisman?... good talents so so so so so No damage right now. so so I'll look your up. Dragon Crest.

[03:39:11] Shield.

[03:39:12] Go here?

[03:39:13] Yeah.

[03:39:16] This should be good.

[03:39:20] Go off the lift

[03:39:40] Check your map real quick I want to go home. I thought this would be fun.

[03:39:48] Yeah, I mean I can't believe this is crazy. Lights out in the print shop.

[03:39:56] I could have never believed it.

[03:39:58] And missing the 200k souls was just...

[03:40:00] Go to the bottom.

[03:40:03] Swim in all and along.

[03:40:07] You see that Wait, kill Jarr for nothing? i didn't lose my talisman Alright, cool. This will make your regular attack stronger and it should make your attack with this special weapon.

[03:40:51] You need a stealth sword piece here to put your shit out there.

[03:40:54] I don't know how to get out of that, or get around it.

[03:40:58] That's 20.

[03:41:26] Right in the hole. oh to that Choc-a-tani, wow. I have to host the medallion every time?

[03:41:29] Well it's not supposed to be in every time.

[03:41:38] This isn't even on. Why aren't you rune farming by Moak?

[03:42:40] I'd rather someone shoveled 9 inch dildo up my ass to green farm right now I'm like hot, hungry, horny. Okay. so All right, reset. Just go to the...

[03:42:41] All you have to do is walk through it. uh Millennials for you, Vince.

[03:43:05] Alright look.

[03:43:08] Look at the map and see which ping it is.

[03:43:13] Do it right, do it like bro.

[03:43:15] Shut the fuck up!

[03:43:16] No I'm not just walk to the fucking thing.

[03:43:20] Not everything has to be so far.

[03:43:21] Check the map, check the map! Stop!

[03:43:23] It's right there one thing is...

[03:43:25] Four.

[03:43:27] Clear.

[03:43:29] Clear. Clear. clear go down.

[03:43:51] It's not so bad. okay You get the, you go to the key thing.

[03:44:16] It's right around here.

[03:44:21] You'll see it.

[03:44:25] Is there a key?

[03:44:27] There's a statue that you put in here

[03:44:37] Just look for like a little... My game's glitched.

[03:44:38] Look for like a dollar or something, right there.

[03:44:40] Where?

[03:44:41] Right in front of you.

[03:44:43] Yup.

[03:44:45] They're fucking each other. Yup.

[03:44:47] They're fucking each other.

[03:44:52] I'm gonna kill this guy. Phew, shit. Oh, come on.

[03:44:59] Change different sword?

[03:45:01] Yeah, use your right hand to start it. What's that again?

[03:45:08] The one about the screen.

[03:45:16] Ah! uh so so so so so so so so so so so so so so This is tough man. greedy

[03:48:16] got greedy

[03:48:26] okay all right All right. Whoo!

[03:48:31] . so so so so so so No! so so so so I was only good on the horse.

[03:51:04] Why are people still typing together?

[03:51:08] I just think I was only good on horses, right Chad? I mean...

[03:51:11] Margit 2.0 took me 5 hours

[03:51:15] I beat the fire giant in 4 minutes so so so so Should we just give him like one in flame or something?

[03:52:16] What, silence?

[03:52:18] No. We could like give you a crazy ass sword or something.

[03:54:54] I don't know. something um Yeah, we've been trying to rebuild them. so I'm going to try and get a good shot of the so I think you still need to actually use that is so I'm just thinking so so I I don't know. I don't know. What do you want to do? I don't know.

[03:54:55] Take a second, take a second.

[03:54:56] I wanna jump in the water.

[03:54:57] You're not gonna make it.

[03:54:58] No, no, no.

[03:54:59] I'm not gonna make it.

[03:55:00] I'm just gonna jump in the water.

[03:55:01] I'm not gonna make it.

[03:55:02] I'm not gonna make it.

[03:55:03] I'm not gonna make it.

[03:55:04] I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it. What do you want to do? Take a second.

[03:55:05] I wanna jump in the lake and GTA

[03:55:07] You want your dunkin bro?

[03:55:11] You got food

[03:55:14] I wanna like in GTA drive my Honda Accord and do Kaya though.

[03:55:19] It's getting a little too real.

[03:55:24] Listen, do you want to beat the game?

[03:55:27] I think if the game beat me it's like okay

[03:55:31] If you don't, I don't know. Cause bro

[03:55:35] If you wanna beat the game,

[03:55:37] you're going to have to figure it out.

[03:55:39] You know?

[03:55:48] I mean, you're only at 48 hours. You know?

[03:55:52] I don't want you to beat the game but like

[03:55:56] I want you to have fun too, but I think your build...I think the problem right now is

[03:56:01] your build has heavier attacks. We could go get the same on a thing which

[03:56:04] is good, but you might have to like respect your own build.

[03:56:11] Your weapon's doing it, but

[03:56:13] It might not be for you

[03:56:16] The rivers of blood katana is what kata use

[03:56:18] and it stacks bleed damage,

[03:56:20] and its fucking really strong. It'll like kill that guy so fast

[03:56:26] Its just a question of if you want to take on the journey.

[03:56:31] Because we would have to get

[03:56:32] the rivers of blood, which is easy

[03:56:35] T-Fag for greatsword

[03:56:38] Greatsword would be more of a problem

[03:56:41] If the mods were to pull that, it'd

[03:56:43] just kind of like.

[03:56:44] Rivers of Blood's the best.

[03:56:45] You could call Kai.

[03:56:49] I think he's in chat..

[03:57:09] You should ask Kai for advice.

[03:58:39] You're a little poor. advice. This camera's blurry. Never back down, never what?. It's not right. I feel like you've gotten worse though.

[03:58:47] Probably. Yeah, I think your trying to play Crouch down a little bit. Maybe we just reconvene

[03:58:49] this is horrible

[03:58:50] I'm like not having fun

[03:58:52] this is like

[03:58:55] this went from

[03:58:58] I went from...

[03:59:00] I went from happy, skip sad

[03:59:03] right into like the pit of depression.

[03:59:08] I died to a fucking snake for three hours and chat just kept saying,

[03:59:14] Tuck it up.

[03:59:15] And then I went to go get a talisman and died to him for 20 minutes.

[03:59:33] AJW15 said go golfing. We could take a day break.

[03:59:36] Yeah, maybe we come back to Elden Ring. This game owns me. I've never lost more and just kept getting

[03:59:51] right back into it, and just kept getting right back into it,

[03:59:52] and just kept getting spit right back out.

[03:59:55] I didn't even come close to killing that snake.

[03:59:58] I never even got him to like 20% on his second phase.

[04:00:00] We could go or like...

[04:00:05] You can take a break and then come back to play tomorrow.

[04:00:08] Yeah, because I want to GGA simulate

[04:00:11] You're not having fun at all

[04:00:13] Yeah, I'm not having fun That That's what's important is that...

[04:00:14] I was having fun! Now it's just like...

[04:00:16] If you regroup though and take a break,

[04:00:18] Like, you can beat the rest of the game

[04:00:19] But you're so like-

[04:00:21] You're very burned out right now

[04:00:23] And you're not playing well at all

[04:00:24] Like, you could play way better than this Yeah You're very burned out right now and you're not playing well at all.

[04:00:24] Like, you can play way better than this.

[04:00:26] Yeah.

[04:00:27] I think you just need a break.

[04:00:28] It's alright like don't freak out but you streamed 48 hours that's your longest stream ever bro?

[04:00:32] It was dope as fuck and you could definitely come back and beat the fuck out of him.

[04:00:39] But, you should probably take a break.

[04:00:43] Two days straight is crazy.

[04:00:47] Someone just said react to clips.

[04:00:55] T-Fex said you can't quit. Hey bro, it's gonna be alright. Oh wait, Stompen won't be there on Saturday to carry you?

[04:00:56] Yeah, you'll leave this spot.

[04:00:57] Bye guys. Just saying you're a quitter. I'm a quitter, chat.

[04:01:16] I'm a quitter.

[04:01:18] I'm a quittingitter, chat. I'm a quitter. I'm a quitting piece of shit.

[04:01:21] 49 hours in.

[04:01:22] Eldon Ring has broke me as a man.

[04:01:25] I'm broken down.

[04:01:28] I don't wish this pain on my worst enemy.

[04:01:31] I died to a snake for three hours.

[04:01:35] Jeff said it's not embarrassing to lose,

[04:01:38] It's embarrassing to give up.

[04:01:40] You said that?

[04:01:42] Face Jeff?

[04:01:44] In the chat? not have anything to say about it.

[04:01:55] Play girl, I want you to beat it too I'm just so concerned for your sanity

[04:01:57] Yeah Alright man

[04:02:08] That was

[04:02:09] A lot That That was a lot.

[04:02:12] That was a lot.

[04:02:20] You're a pussy.

[04:02:24] Gave up already.

[04:02:27] Pussy.

[04:02:30] Trash streamer.

[04:02:33] Kai never gave up. I think we'll come back to Elden Ring in a day or two.

[04:02:59] This was the hardest game I've ever played hands down

[04:03:13] Hands down. I need a mental reset all right chat, I'll be back.

[04:03:18] On Elden Ring... Probably tomorrow or something.

[04:03:21] That was...

[04:03:25] That was the worst night of my life.

[04:03:30] Or day, or where are we? It's 4pm. Sorry I let you guys down.

[04:03:40] 49 hours?

[04:03:45] 48-18. 48-18?

[04:03:50] You are only four bosses out.

[04:03:54] Can't you say it gets harder though?

[04:04:05] You want to find Melania obviously, and Melania is just a massive thing. I'm torn but I get it.

[04:04:09] It's so brutal.

[04:04:11] Because it is almost over,

[04:04:12] but it's not.

[04:04:13] A lot of really hard bosses...

[04:04:15] Realistically, how many hours?

[04:04:17] Realistically, you would be live for

[04:04:23] if you played a game until like two in the morning right now

[04:04:27] depends how good you do but i... You'll probably be getting around the end by tomorrow night.

[04:04:37] That would probably about be everything.

[04:04:39] Let's go golfing! Or we can just

[04:04:41] golf from behind.

[04:04:42] We'll be back, Chad.

[04:04:44] I think you should take a break, bro.

[04:04:47] We'll be back.

[04:04:50] That one ring owns me.

[04:04:52] We'll be back.