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It's Friday night, chat. It's Friday night, chat.
Chat! and cruise Yeah, when I first saw her bikini top on a beach
Traveling out of the South Georgia water
Oh my lordy Adam's all made of lips
Killed myself so I went to sleep oh I am
Come on bro! Come on! oh
dude i think i'm in the country ever chad don't know what it is Sippin' on the suburbs, ain't no more to tell you what I'm feelin'................. you now rockin on Now to the action, I don't know.
This song.
But it's not that quick and easy
oh, i'm drowning less
i matter of
all by myself
you have somebody else so i hear you cryin' out for her, but she never showed up to me when I was ringin' your cell phone.
You don't know how it feels to-oh, baby.
I'll make you know
I'm drowning, let me breathe
I'm drowning, let me breathe
Life is immaculate backing it up a bit
Counting my hours and knocking on wood
Avoiding my opposites chewing on chocolate don't know what to do i'm thinking I'm running on seconds, I'm rigid, I'm smooth
Don't know what to do, I'm thinking of you
I'm drinking a bottle of wine
I'm better off all by myself
Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help, but you never talked to me when I was ringin' your cell phone.
No, you don't know how it feels to be alone, baby.
You know I'll make you know
I fell into your river
That's where you taught me lies
You said that I'd feel
I'm in a country era, Chad.
I mean like...
I'm in a weird new era of music bro
Chad!
I don't know what it is bro
I don't know what it is bro. I don't know what it is,
I just think I'm a country guy now man.
I don't know what it is mate but chat
tonight we're gaming chat tonight it's friday
we're back on the friday night fan mail type
shit bro we got family out tonight um also
what i'm most excited for
in
about an hour 20
at 830 we're going to be
wanting Charlie the commentator
in Rainbow Six Siege. If you don't know who this guy is he's probably the funniest
person i've ever seen in my life let me here he is is he warming up one up big one
yeah he's warming up that's actually smart for me chat when you think of the technical...
I obviously won't use a gun.
I'm just fine about that chat. Does he know what to do? I won't use a gun. I won't use a gun. I thought...
Ugh, I'm just playing about chat.
I'm just...
Does he know that it's green screen?
I'm just playing about because here is the issue right when I make jizzy
Okay
When I skip to Jizzy Oh Jesus Okay. Oh, Jesus.
Okay.
No!
No no no no!
Hold on. No I'm gonna call him and tell them that
I'm gonna face time. i'm gonna facetime him
right guys he's not picking up.
Hey!
Charlie!
Charlie!
Charlie!
Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! Oh, Jinxie. Hey!
Hey!
Charlie!
Charlie!
Um... Jesus Christ.
Charlie, your green screen's not on.
It's not working.
Oh, okay okay you're good
hey Charlie I'm not the Charlie I'm not the white speed.
Oh shit bro! I don't know!
This guy's a fucking troll
Why do people call you that?
WHY DID HE PUT IT DOWN?! Why did he put it down? Hold on, let me go back.
No! No! No I'm not picking up.
Chad, I'm not picking up if he's gonna call me the wife of you.
Oh it's about to kick off.
Okay okay he's warming up, he is warming up.
Chat!
We gotta do clips and fan mail tonight chat.
We have been slacking on clips
we've been slacking on fanmail bro We got We gotta do clips and we gotta do fan mail tonight.
And I'm gonna
fuck Charlie in his tight ass.
Zesty?
No, no, he's not zesty.
Well, okay, Charlie's a literal... He's not, bro, he's not zesty. Well, okay.
Charlie is a literal – he's not – bro, he's not zesty, bro.
It's just how his mic sounds, dude.
Charlie – bro, that's how his mic sounds, Chad.
Jake, think of it as your water.
Justin, think of it as prime stuff.
Yes, sir. Think of it as your water. Alfredo, think of what the chair wanted. Justin, think of what the prince up. Yes sir, think of what the chair wanted.
Alfredo, think of what the prince up.
Gwitty, think of what the prince up.
Is when fan mail.
Fan mail? Yo,
fan mail's at 8 whenever we...
Whenever you do fan mail
it's at 8 bro. Fan mail's at 8
okay? Fan mail's at eight bro. Fair amount is out of eight, okay?
Fair amount is out of eight.
Chat,
I don't know
what it is, bro.
I just look
really good bald.
I kind of
look like a
recognizable
adult film star.
Jack, now I'm gonna be honest bro,
my dick is not that big but the head matches perfectly.
Johnny has an app.
I'm so concerned on so many different levels.
Jinxy? I'm so concerned on so many different levels.
Jinxy is daddy.
Alright! Fanmails at 8 every Friday. Hey, if this clip session goes like
this I'm taking another week off of clips.
We're done.
We're already done with clips. No, no, no.
WE'RE ALREADY DONE!
That's the first clip of the day?
I have to fucking through and that's the that's the first clip
dude i hate when i'm sick, bro.
So first tip of the day is Minecraft sex. This guy just sent me a TDM clip.
He killed MingoJCE in a TDM.
And clipped it.
Please remove his penis from your mouth.
That is insane.
Dude, remove his erect cock from your taste buds
effective immediately
You just had a TDM clip of you killing Bingo.
Next game of the day!
Okay, so we're flanking with Valkyrie.
Just drone the window and you'll see him.
This right here is why we drone! never play tom glancy's Rainbow Six Siege again.
He's Thermite!
How are you this ass?
There is no way a thermite is solo pushing downstairs without a fucking drone.
Is that Master Shifu? What are these gamer tags? Master Shifu did not smoke weed
Bad rain red Bad Rain!
Resing, resing, resing, RESING!
Let him cook. This C4 might be the smartest th-
You heard them reviving and clicked a C4 might be the smartest thing. You heard them reviving and click to
c4.
Finger blast my Badozi. That was nasty.
Oh,
my God!
Oh, your dad.
Dude, yeah.
You didn't worry about the glass, bro.
Oh, okay. Glass is on Yeah, you didn't worry about the glass breath. Oh Okay glasses on Percocet tens got it um
Glass you just didn't kill him
For I can't stand these type
I'm good at the game, could I join your stack?
I have a bad stack and I am forced to solo queue.
I have very good aim
and I need some very good support.
Did this guy just request to join my stack?
Honestly, why not. That is the first time that's ever happened.
He requested to join my stack through a...
Yo, I don't even...
How are you guys this creative with PFPs?
Kai waiting. Stop. This is not Navy SEALS combat training.
GET THE FUCK OFF THE FLOOR!
This is bronze. 100% I would stake my life on it, but this is bronze
You physically could not be producing any more sound
than you are right now I'm having an aneurysm here.
DOG! You're leading in every direction!
Count the leans. No, no, count the fucking leans.
Count them, count them, count them!
This fucker leaned nine times in four seconds.
Ready?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.
Your dog shit have the game.
17-18
Bro thought he was in an edit
That was a zero out of 10 clip.
0 out of 10.
I bet it on Roblox.
Dude, why do people link spam like that though bro?
Like it's so non beneficial and non good.
Big ups the clip.
All right.
We're off to a roaring start. We are 1 minute 32 into the action phase, you've thrown down zero elements,
You have placed down
zero sets of barbed wire and I'm going to take an
absolute wild gander that you have not
reinforced either. Get this guy
the fuck off r6 Any reason why you're aiming up the floor?
Any reason!
Okay. You know how in Rainbow Six Siege your crosshair placement should be head leveled?
You are aiming at a person who is not. You know how in Rainbow Six Siege your crosshair placement should be head level?
You are aiming at vagina level!
AIM HIGHER!!!
He got a ki- he got a kill?
He just shot me.
Wow wow
wow
wow And he promoted his Twitch.
Alright, Xbox Nick.
Nick, my name is also
Nick nice to meet you man
i see you're at tilted towers let's stay there rainbow six siege is not your damn
brother that was horrible
um that was an absolutely terrible clip i'm not gonna lie
that was horrible of 0.4 out of 10
i mean like, dog.
I'm still waiting to get just one clip where I say to myself
Wow dude you knocked my socks off
Will that happen today?
Probably not!
Oh, my God. Jack, I'm on like...
I'm literally on like four shots of Dayquil
right now. I'm levitating around the map.
Okay, W Jinxycharm?
Wow!
Beautiful jinxy charm I'd love to see that
Listen Listen, wait for the plant then drop the hatch and make your move. Not planting yet?
Not planting? not planting yet
all right i'd like to announce retirement i swear to god i didn't hear the plant
i swear to god i did not hear plant. I'll announce retirement right now.
Good aim!
Okay they're not going to give you more kills like that
You're gonna have to move around.
I just don't where are they doing?
All we have to do is hold the fucking objective.
Why are they running around like chickens with their head cut off.
Above you!
On everything I love, there is an enemy combatant on the top of that hatch. You're fucking dead.
Oh my god he heard it! He heard it!
Whoa this guy's nasty.
Okay nevermind Okay, never mind. Decent clip, decent clip, got enough time maybe? Wow, wow.
Actually a good clip.
5.3 out of 10.
Best clip of the day so far. I would not yell yo, yo, yo.
Anyone that's real, okay?
Hey chat!
That is the most non-real clip farmer?
React to me.
Dude, when I react to clips you guys say I'm clip farming
Hey guys! We're reacting to clips
What do you want me to do? Harvest the clips?
Yeah, bro! There's clips! I'm about to lose it.
Pfft good name left and we can bat it on that barricade to your left. I would bet every dollar in my bank account there was an enemy combatant on this door right here. Guaranteed. Garin-fucking-teed. fucking teeth fingers were crossed
you almost had a really good clip there 1v1
what's me oh
you blue balled me
you blue balled me dude
you fucking blue balled me, dude. You fucking blue balled me!
I will never know how this is gonna end!
What?! Chat what does a What?
Chat, what is a carnage shot? And don't tell me it's a cumshot.
React or you're full ditty.
Next skipper of the day! Let's give it a day.
What's this, bro?
I'm confused. It's like a Minecraft clip? my god!
Oh my god! what the.. If If I get sent one more clip of Minecraft porn,
I'm gonna fucking lose it. When I was a teenager and my goal was to be a streamer one day,
I did not know that I would load up my stream to Minecraft born.
It wouldn't even be a problem if it was a once-a-month type of thing.
That is the second Minecraft porn clip this hour!
The SECOND CLIP of Minecraft porn this hour!
BAM that guy jesus marvey bad him just banned him
ban him ryan's been paid paid i mean chat seriously guys are you guys serious
next give it a day.
He's not getting mod. Why are you guys saying to mod him? Are you high on weed, friendo?
Are you high on weed? He's not getting mawed.
I hear you crying out for help
But she never told me when I was ringing his cell phone.
No OG fortnight.
Dude this was the double pump Abra.
Did he just 170 with attack when the fuck did this get added so we not building y'all have not placed a single fucking build this hour.
Bad Rain,
I would say hop better on Fortnite but you've already tried and failed so hop that
here into the workforce gaming is not for everybody, bro. My God!
Okay I have a simple question and I want a simple answer.
He took you one shot to kill him, so why did you reload your gun five times?
It's little things like this that genuinely make me think
some people are AIs.
Okay after this first bullet
Boom! Shoulda shot
right here. You should've shot
Why'd you reload two?
Why did you reload three?
Why'd you reload four? Why did you reload five?
Did you really think it was gonna take five shots?
This guy's ass. I
Just ban him otherwise, I don't ever want to see him in the channel again
Are you fucking serious dude? Chad. I'm not on Mount Touchmore
Also, that's not a fucking thing.
Damn Rainbow Six Siege just spawned in. That's not a thing, Chad!
And if it was a thing, I wouldn't be on it what do you mean real guys
it's not real you can clearly see by like the lighting that my face just got pasted onto that
next give it a day okay Not a vape cough.
I love this play! Oh my god, I love this! Let him cook. He's gonna jump out on the guy
on the window. There is a guy on the window holding the plantain
and he's going to jump out on him. What rank is this? Oh
you're dead severe miscalculation. Oh my god, you can still win That's the best clip of the day.
Hands down. That is still the best clip of the day.
Chat, that's still
the best clip of the day.
Hands fucking down.
That is the best clip of the day
what a clip donkey react don't call me a donkey, guys.
Please show a little bit more respect,
dude. Donkey? Seriously?
Guys, there's gotta
be some more level of
respect, man. You can't just sit here and call me a fucking donkey.
Donkey.
Okay. So Chad, how is y'all's
day going on a scale of 1 through 10?
Let's have like nice civil discussion with the chat.
How is everybody's day going?
When's fan mail at 8?
Why would fan mail be at any other time
other than eight?
Fan mail's always at eight bro You know it time other than eight.
Fan mail's always at eight, bro. You know it. I know it. We all
know it.
Was ten till you streamed? Okay.
Zero. I'm sunburnt it sucks see there we go bro those are some nice messages
10 until you started streaming so your day went for all right so because i started
streaming your day is no longer a tent shut the
okay i'm getting a zim today so great i had
a good day donkey i can't even tell if you guys are being serious or not.
Zero because I'm watching you.
Boiled egg looking nugget.
Win our clips
right now. Clips
are right now, you stupid fuck.
Fuck you, Jinxy.
Retire
unk.
Love you retire onk love you jinxie keep up the good streams Spain or Croatia tomorrow in soccer
spain Spain. I had a good day, bitch.
The rep- true representation of a dickhead
Please end stream.
Jinxy smells terrible.
Just playing, I love you.
Hey man, thank you!
Dude, to the people that are like showing love in the chat, man,
I appreciate y'all, man. Hope y'all do hope you're doing an amazing fantabulous beautiful
fantabulous day
i hear you crying now for help. All right chat, let's go. Thanks give it a date
Mentally tuna next day mentally tuna.
Next game of the day
The New York Jets versus the new york
66 to 13. this is kind of an accurate real life representation the jets suck The Jets fucking suck. So there's no offensive line?
Yeah, there's no offensive line.
What are y'all playing street ball good aim Wow
okay what does this guy Odell Beckham here?
Okay he's just backpedaling now. I mean am I cr-
They're all just fucking backpedalling!
Who runs a route like this?!
Who just backed the...
Okay, it's actually Odell.
He hit the gritty.
Yo, that was actually a nasty fucking clip.
Oh my God!
Okay, that was a nasty clip.
I'll give you that one.
I'll give you that one. I'll give you that.
I don't even know what that was but I'm just gonna...
My brain didn't have enough time
to process what that was,
but I'm just gonna click off of it.
Yeah, I have no...
React one in 10 Ben.
Chat... 1 in 10 then. Chat, I don't even know what that was chat.
No fucking idea.
Waldo, thank you for the Prime sub!
Adam, thank you for the Sirwanna sub! Skullfactor, thank you for the Prime sub! I don't think it's your wanted sub skull factor. They give her the prime stuff Eric
They give it to water ship they give me the Prime Sub
Chat, I'm not what in 10 Ben bro
Next kid today coming in from unknown XX.
Fifteen seconds.
Ten seconds. 5 seconds remaining.
. You clipped that?
You said, oh this is the one right here. That was your clip.
That's your clip. That's your clip?
Oh, they're listening to Lucky. See now this is OK.
Now this is valid.
They're listening to Lucky.
Do you guys have ears on right now?
I mean, hey
I'm not knocking the style. I fuck with it.
I like this style a lot.
W song selection as well.
Lucky really is to go.
You lost to a silver. Bro, I didn't actually
lose to a silver bro.
Bro that's the thing bro. I got yo
look bro yesterday
chat. I didn't lose to a fucking silver guys
I got random
headshotted by a silver four times
there's a fucking difference dude
the kid just kept
random headshotting me, there's not much I could do there.
Why so serious, think of the prime sub?
Chat a John Misfan mail and be honest!
Aww... Oh, it's a puppy.
It's a real puppy.
Very cute, very cute.
Made some OJ. Okay?
So this guy is just sending... Alright, dude your dog
is really cute but we're reacting to
okay he's really cute
but we're reacting to clips man.
Y'all should send me your pets
Ya'll should send
me your pets
45 minute mark rapidly it broke off he shut the fuck up chat y'all should send me your pets bro
next day Next game of the day!
Okay, 1v1 scenario.
You've killed zero people?
Alright, are you playing CSGO
you stupid fuck? least try to scope in
bro scope the Broscope the fucking! that was an absolute zero out of ten clip
that was absolutely a zero out of 10.
I mean, what?
That was a 0 out of 10 clip.
Hey chat, be honest.
Are you guys proud of me for being sick and streaming?
Chat, are you guys proud of me for being sick and streaming?
And be honest.
Are you guys proud of me for being sick and streaming?
No. Quote unquote, sick.
No no no
no
You're not sick
So you are going to tell me when I'm
ok no you're not sick
why are you always sick that bro i don't
know why I'm always sick dude I honestly don't know bro. Maybe it's because of um...
maybe it's like because I have a bad diet or something?
I dunno
Ella! They give you the five gifts. Ella?
Under my umbrella.
Allison to Rihanna.
Turn off your camera I'm eating.
What?
Get well soon.
It's a Junko era
I'm under your bed bro
I know you're sick
Remember the raccoon? There wasn't a raccoon.
Guys, I don't have fucking rabies dude!
Chat, I wanna do clips but bro like they're not loading
We could do fan mail early
But bro, clips aren't fucking loading dude. I hate when this shit happens
It's so annoying
1 in 10 Ben pet mode activated
Wait up to discuss on the clip
He didn't set
oh that's his cat very cute cat Very cute dog. wait this is from
oh my god it just happened.
Now that's...
That's so unsettling!
Dude I'm sitting- I'm sat here streaming about and I have to think that
I have to imagine that people are grabbing my ass
while I'm streaming.
I'm not modding him! No!
Bro, chat, imagine you're streaming and just imagine that people are grabbing your ass while you're
streaming, bro.
Actually genuinely think about that.
Seriously like deadass think about that.
People are grabbing my ass while I'm streaming.
Dude, clips are actually not loading.
Bro, I think we have a lot of fan mail so we could get started on fan mail.
Can y'all want fan mail?
I was gonna do fan mail at 8 but but bro, goddamn they're not fucking...
The clips aren't loading.
Yeah.
Alright chalk clips.
Chat let's do fanmail, let's go!
Chat it's been a minute since we have done fan mail bro
it's been a dog's age since we've done fan mail Let me turn the chroma key off. Bro, we haven't done fan mail in probably like 12 days.
No, my mic.
Yes!
It stayed afloat.
All right, Chad!
I'm gonna pop a day flow real quick.
Fuck! Jack! Oh, fuck. Jack?
Jack I'm gonna pop a date quote real quick.
Alright.
... All right. so. All right, we're good, we're good.
We're good, we're good, we're good!
Alright Chad...
It's been a minute!
It's been a minute! It's been a fucking minute.
It's been a fucking minute.
Alright, Chadder!
First fan mail of the day!
This is a gigantic box.
I don't...
First fan mail of the day!
Oh, let me get my change shirts by the way. First fan mail of the day, baby.
Dude Chad I'm working on my bacony as well.
Chad it's getting better no?
Is your hand on your penis right now?
With no lube, you're dry rubbing that shit?
No, you naughty motherfucker.
Put some lotion on that shit for me.
Alright, back to what I was saying.
Chat, the balcony's getting better now?
I really do think it is.
Yo, chat,
I'm gonna be honest bro. Chat, chat. I'm gonna be honest bro
Chat
My girlfriend said I have a fat ass for a guy
Do you guys agree or disagree?
Chat Do you guys agree or disagree? Chad, do you think I have a fat ass for a guy
and be completely honest.
Yes or no?
Yes, yeah Chad is agreeing!
No... You're just fat?
Hey guys! Look at my fucking physique!
Eating a
barbato honey mustard.
Dude, I actually have good physique.
Bro, chat, come on.
You gotta give me that at least, bro.
I have a decent physique.
I do, bro! I have a decent physique. I do bro, I have a decent physique!
When I was bringing you sample... Alright
Let's get fan mail going Let's get fan mail going.
Let's get fan mail going.
The first fan mail of the day is literally like a gigantic box. This box is fucking gigantic.
A note.
Dear Jinxy, my name is Alex and I'm a huge supporter of your stream
I am also the owner of Craft Life Studio, a brand established last year.
By the time you read this letter, I will have just graduated college
and would be about to embark my journey into corporate America.
However because of people like you Jinkxie I'm determined
to continue working towards my passions with the hope of one day
quitting my future job to fully own my business. At Craft Life
Studio I specialize in making custom art and furniture. Your streams have been a significant source of entertainment and enjoyment for me, providing a much needed escape from the hustle of everyday life.
I wanted to express my gratitude by creating a custom piece of art for you.
Wherever you choose to place it, in your room, podcast area or any other space,
it's meant as a token of appreciation for the content and entertainment
that you consistently part-time provide
okay on a serious note keep up the great work jc we love you and you inspire us
i've shared the process of creating this piece on tick tock and instagram you can
find me at craft crafter life studio i would be thrilled to hear your thoughts
and see your reaction crafter live studio on tiktok okay so what did he make Is this a robber?
Oh my... hold on.
Hold on. Hold on.
Oh!
Yo.
Oh, my God. Yo, that's actually Yo. Oh my god!
Yo, that's actually sick bro!
Holy shit!
Dude thank you so much. That is fucking sick, man.
Oh my god that's valid!
Bro fan mail starting off hot!
Shout out to my boy Crafter.
Crafter Live Studio.
Bro we're definitely keeping that.
Wait, there's more!
There's one more box in here. It sounds metallic.
I need a knife! What happened? We don't have a knife, but I have the next best thing.
I have a spork.
What is this?
What is this? Oh, it's like the stand.
I see.
It's like a stand for it.
Bro, that's fucking sick.
Bro, thank you so much, Craft.
Deadass.
I'm literally gonna set this up tomorrow morning
W Kra-
Okay we're good
W Kraft in the fucking chat
That was sick. Alright.
Look at this big ass bag of fucking fan mail.
We got hella fan mail on this bitch.
Next fan mail today... From Franklin, Indiana. so so so so Bitch, bitch stop playing.
No Mr Smith I will not go to the principal office and that's all period Then come see me body. Come do somebody.
Chat.
God damn, it are hot.
I don't need no man and I don't need nobody telling me what i can and can't do
bitch
how many y'all know a girl like that? Gamblers are hot.
Fuck, those are hot, bro.
Next!
I have no idea what this is.
Please don't be a sex toy.
Oh, it says something. Classic finger classic finger traps you put your finger in it okay Okay.
Bro, where's the trap?
Do both? Both?
Whoa, whoa.
Oh my god!
Oh I get it. you do that and then...
Okay, that was scary. Dude, I wanna try this with my dick later though.
Too skinny.
My dick is a little bit thicker than that.
Next fan mail of the day. Here is my personal gift. Try not to tug to it too much. so open up Open up!
Is that Nami from One Piece?
Yo, I'm gonna be honest bro.
If you talk to an anime fucking character
you need help! Okay?
You deadass need help.
Now one night at 434 in the morning three years ago did I jerk off to Ayana from Rainbow Six Siege?
Maybe.
But an anime character is way different bro.
You should not be jerking off to a fucking anime character. Come on, bro.
Get your shit together, guys.
Yeah,
bro, maybe when Ayana first got released
I might have jerked off to it at 3.34 in the morning three years ago, bro.
From Polaria or pooler
he said control freaks.
Dude, I actually need these bro.
I literally lose these like all the time
so I'll have these on standby.
Thank you bro.
Thank you sir.
Helpful, legitimate, good fan mail.
From Target.
Franklin Indiana Franklin, Indiana. The fucking man who started it all.
The fucking legend.
Oh my god. I swear I'll read this. The Man Who Started It All, Tom Clancy. Fucking amazing book man. There's another thing... So you went from this to this.
I'm not doing change. to this.
I'm not doing chair yoga,
I don't... First off, Chad, it's for
seniors to lose weight.
I'm 22 years old and skinny.
I'm not doing fucking chair yoga, shut up!
Put a pin in it!
Next fan mail of the day. Another Another book, Three Minute Devotions for Men.
My thoughts are nothing like your thoughts, says the Lord. And my ways are far beyond anything you can imagine. Isaiah 55.8
Wait! It's a book of scripture
dude this is sick bro it's literally an entire book
look at this. Chat, look.
Bro.
That is fucking sick. Thank you, man.
Who sent that?
There's no name on it. It just says to Jinxy, yo whoever sent that thank you brother. Thank you sir. 180 readings. Thank you. I appreciate that. Next fan mail today to Nicholas and he misspelled it A hat that says hang hung. Hung.
And another hat that says hung. Let me put my finger over that, alright!
And then a note. Dear Jinxy, I love getting off work after a long day to laugh my ass off until I go to bed watching you and KSO. I'm glad he never ate you in the streams.
Anyhow, I know your hung so I got you two of those hats.
I mean, none of us would
know except Brecky.
Thanks again for the
laughs.
Chet, I'm not sure how to
feel about another grown
man saying he knows that I'm hung should i jack i'm j dude i'm not hung guys
i told you my penis is remarkably average size.
And there's stickers, okay. I don't know how to feel about...
But thank you, I'm glad you enjoy the streams.
Another grown man telling me that I'm hung, or he knows I'm hung...
It just-I don't know how to feel about that. You know?
Like should I-I don't-you know what I'm saying?
Another book. There is absolutely no way.
I'm going to cover the banana.
Brain bursting blow...all right, yeah
nope there's a banana on the book
... Look.
How to give brain bursting blow jobs to your man, although it should go without saying
no list of blow job errors would be complete without it. Your jaw and neck may get excruciatingly sore if you're unable to induce an orgasm in him in a matter of minutes, whenever you desire.
This not only degrades the quality of your oral adventure
but it can also cause your mind to associate giving head with unpleasant feelings.
Rule number four, you don't correctly hide your teeth.
Probably the most agonizing error you can make in a blow job is this one
You are undoubtedly well aware of how
important it is to avoid brushing your teeth against his
erection, still many women choose to forego
this teeth over appearance." One of the most... Okay.
Hey guys, thank you for the book
on how to give a fucking blowjob.
This will never get used!
Stop! Bro, I...GUYS!
I mean seriously.
I thought it was a tro- It's a real book.
This is from Franklin Park, California. I'm gonna go. Bravo 6, gun and dog.
Dude I fucking love Mute.
Mute will always be my all time favorite operator.
Bravo 6, gun and dog.
Chad I think I'm gonna play Newt this tournament Saturday. Okay do not perceive that in the wrong way. I was not... okay.
This is probably a rug.
My brain tells me this is a run. so so Oh yeah baby! Dude, oh fucking yes. That's what I'm talking about baby! Wholesome fan mail
my fucking
guy
wholesome
motherfucking
fan mail
from Chris Another fucking fan mail.
From Christian
Bro I love y'all man. Now the fan mail is getting wholesome and uplifting
and positive bro,
I run out of controllers all the time.
You guys got me back a backup controller
and backup control freaks. I fucking love you guys.
That is literally
the exact controller I use right now.
Thank you, bro.
Next fan mail of the day.
A box 18 sound card, bluetooth
accompaniment I don't know how to work this Yes.
Hey, Jinxy Fatboy.
Use this voice changer for when you go undercover and ranked wait
It's a fucking voice changer. Oh
shit
Okay now this might have been like one of our better fan mails so far.
Bro it's a fucking voice changer.
Yo I dead ass will set that up.
Bro,
that is sick.
That was a thoughtful fan mail.
Next fan mail of the day.
Is this a shirt?
A shirt or a... era I don't... I don't really know how to feel about this.
Okay. Thank you.
He also sent something else, this is softer What type of fucking underwear?
Put it on?
You guys want me to try on this underwear?
This seems insane, bro.
I don't know. This seems insane.
Jack, I don't know!
One gets in and I'll try it. so Thank you for the underwear, it's a little bit thick.
Yeah, the pelvic region is just weird.
There are are glasses.
Thank you for the underwear, though man! I I'm 90% sure that guy just edged to that.
Yeah, I'm 90% sure.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm not even percent sure that kind of sanctioned them.
I don't know.... I'm back, Chad.
I'm back.
I'm back.
Chad, I'm back.
I'm back.
Bro, where's my motherfucking shirt bro?
Dude, where did I put my shirt at?
I'll just use the Arsenal shirt. Hey, can one of you guys send me a Bucayau Saca jersey from fan mail?
I'll suck your dick.
Kitten!
Kitten!
Kitten! from fan mail i'll suck your dick kidding well not really all right back to the fan mail It's a gift present. so What is this? S.T. Miguel chat what is this it's just like real gold or something
Chad does anybody know what this is?
Angel. It's an archangel.
It's cursed.
Archangels. Archangel? It's cursed? Archangel? It's Saint Michael?
Wait, what did he send me?
Saint Michael the Archangel? This? chat did he send it is it a good thing or a bad thing thing.
Chat, is it a good thing or bad thing? It's cursed? Oh, it's good cursed oh it's good okay thank you bro
thank you thank you thank you chad i didn't know man i didn't know
because you guys said it was cursed.
Why do people say it was cursed, bro?
Like, I don't... Some of you guys are weird, man.
Next fan mail of the day! Next ML today.
Baseball bat. I mean this is like, what is this? Like a slime ball or something?
A tentacle?
...
... It had a tip. Man, that guy.
How many dildos is enough?
Hey, Junko, love the streams.
Sending hate from Maine.
You can't make this shit up! Yo, guys Yo guys, is there any?
From Atlanta or from Georgia. Yo, this guy got me a knife.
This guy got me a custom made knife.
Oh my god that's fucking sick man.
Holy shit
that's sick as fuck.
Dude thank you bro.
Thank you sir. Dude, thank you bro. Thank you sir Dude that is sick
W
motherfucking mans baby
I like
that, I like that, I like that I like that, I like that, I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that
All right, man
Last fan mail today and then we're gaming.
To Fatass Chunky Boy.
Alright. so We're done with fan mail. Three Calgos! Three dildos! No. I mean, guys, come on man, three fucking dildos? Jesus!
Oh my lord, and there's Dayquil spilling on my counter. Wow wow Thank you guys for the third dildo.
Now, let's play some video games!
Let's play some video games!
Challenge Charlie on?
Is Charlie on?
Let's see. I'm gonna get my filter on.
So Jack, to keep this 1v1 fair, mods run like a 30 minute prediction. To keep this
1v1 fair because
obviously I'm a fucking nerd. So to keep this 1v1 fair
I am only going to use
melee only gonna use my knife no guns no bullets just my knife so keep that in mind when you bet on your prediction
honestly mods you guys could put it in the prediction
dude i've been wanting to play this guy for a while
okay let's see i think he's warming up and I have as you can change
that with a jinx everse Charlie the commentator now Chad uh I'm gonna see if
he's warming up real quick.
Let's see.
Oh, I need him to text me his.
Hold on, let me see.
I can just call him actually.
All right, let me see if he's warming up.
Let me see! Let me see! Let me see!
... Okay, I'm back.
What the fuck?
Right!
What shirt is he wearing?
Okay... Right! What shirt is he wearing?
Okay I'm gonna be honest um he's in a 10 minute queue
first thing is we win today um stop calling me zesty, because...
Didn't see your mom.
Jinx is ready!
Okay.
Yo!
What did you- Oh there it is.
Do you wanna do Discord or do you wanna do Xbox?
My friend.
Do Xbox.
Jack! Keep in mind! it's a little loud i'm a bit dyslexic and you know
chat hold on
jack hold on hold on. Hold on.
Chat, hold on.
Jinx-y!
Jinx-y, come on!
Come on! Come on, Jinx-y. Okay. on come on jinxie okay hold on. Chat!
What the-
Yo, Charlie, stop saying it like that, bro!
Damn!
Okay.
Oh, chat can't say jinxy.
Like, he's gonna be so nice to me Yo yo yo
Yo this guy
Chat!
Chat so John
I played Siege and got got like a juicy head.
Whoa!
So I'm gonna constantly give it.
Gonna try my hardest chat.
Cross fingers in the chat right now.
Chat there's no way He's invited me. Um...
You like jazz?
You like jazz?
I mean, dog. Okay what is his
Chad I'm not losing- No bro!
Chad even with no guns
I'm not losing to this guy Even with no guns I'm not losing to this guy.
Even with no guns, I'm not losing to this guy.
Um...
Jinxy?
Oh, I'm in a party sorry i'm an idiot
right where's jinxie guys
as jinxy goes jinx loses stim. What's stim?
What's a stim chat
Chat oh here he is yo charlie, um hold on Jinxie let me get this right oh there we go Charlie Jinxy hey how you been man yeah yeah can you hear me hey can you hear me again Hold on.
Speak again?
Can you hear me?
Jinxie?
My!
Charlie, can you hear me?
Damn!
Oh it's gotta must be a little acoustic guys. I can't lie
What does Jake say?
He can't hear me. Jinxay! uh
charlie i can hear you i could i heard you the first time
he stopped speaking charlie sky can you hear me
can you hear me can you hear me jinx say hello look my mic's speaking
yes can i can hear you i can hear you popping Popping up. Turn his mic off, little chap.
Junksy, hello?
Look my mic's speaking!
Charlie, I can hear you.
Why?
I can't hear you.
I've gone chronically deaf, but I cannot hear you Jinxy.
Right!
I can't hear you.
I've gone chronically deaf
But i cannot hear you Jinxy
You got this cold
Yeah yeah we got this cold
Imma facetime
Yes imma facetime Yeah, here. I'mma FaceTime him. Jinxie have you got- Yes! I'm gonna FaceTime him.
I'm gonna FaceTime him.
Jesus Murphy...
This is fucking...
I'm gonna FaceTime him.
Hold on let me quickly get rid of my camera.
Don't mind Jynx on the bed chat. Oh, is he? You'll never know.
Charlie! Yay, Charlie!
Can I? Okay.
Okay. Can you text me your Discord username?
Oh my
fuck- Yo, Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!
Okay.
Charlie, we didn't...
Bro, Charlie, I've never...
No! Stop! Stop!
Charlie, I've never met you, bro. We did we did not kiss chat don't do this
when you went to orlando i yo charlie i didn't kiss bro we didn't meet in orlando
i didn't kiss you in orlando i've never met you you live in england
i live in america chad is gonna run with this now so just
stop admit that you're lying
hey Hey, hey dumbass! No no no.
Yo Charlie... Yo, Charlie.
Charlie, text me your Discord.
Charlie, first off... Okay.
Charlie, I love you, bro.
And Charlie, if you are straight gay i love you the same i
love you no matter what charlotte i love you so much
charlie me personally charlie i haven't kissed you so much Charlie me personally Charlie I haven't kissed you
so you're saying Charlie you're saying we kiss we didn't kiss bro wait what Wait, what?
You're straight...
Just send me your Discord name.
Just send me your Discord name.
Yeah, this guy's a fucking idiot.
Jack don't believe that!
No, nothing is leaked bro
He did not
Yo listen
He did not kiss me I did did not kiss him, bro. Nothing's leaked, bro. This is all fake shit
It's not me.
I'll get my Discord name, no texties on Discord. It's not me chat. No! Stop saying-
You're the one for me No! Stop singing. No.
Oh, I feel so slow today.
Forgive me. Yeah, this don't...
This is gonna be an interesting game.
Right.
It is.
Yo!
Scrappy sends me over
to send him my chat please real quick.
My name.
I'm gonna text it to him.
What did he just say?
Oh fuck no!
Yo I swear to god if I open up my phone and his dick is in...
Yo, I'm getting off, bro.
If I open up my phone
and there is a dick pic, yo, I'm getting off.
Okay?
He did not send a dick pic.
Thank God.
Here's the thing, chat, right?
With Jinxy
when we met on Orlando
we had a good time together
and here's the thing right
promise is jinxie he's really he's a little weird like that like i don't
think it wants to come out yet chat but here's the thing it takes you know
what i'm proud of jingxixy because your thumbs off.
Think of a fish, hold on.
Chat, I didn't-
I didn't speak behind the camera, I got a few FaceTime calls!
Oh, chat! I didn't... No, no, no.
Hey!
Hey, I'm about to cut the stream off.
Chat none of this happened.
Literally none of this happened.
Chat none of this happened.
None of this happened none of this happened none of this happened none of this happened
no none of this happened
i sent him a request set up a friend request all right i said
nothing's caught chat nothing
i might have to be off the cost amigos against this Let me get that in rotation. why is it taking so long? I sent it Jinxy
I sent
I sent him a friend request bro
add me Charlie bro? You sent a fun request. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. Add me, Charlie.
What's his name?
Uh, how about Jinxy?
Yo, is this motherfucker stupid?
That's a flash.
Alright, chat, thank you. Sorry it's taken so long Jinxy. Forgive me. Five hours are you okay? No maybe a little mentally unstable after this one.
What's life?
Charlie, I sent you a friend request on Discord, bro.
Oh, it's Smash's requests.
Pens in. Here we go!
What's his name, chat?
Oh my fucking... Jinxy, what's your name?
Jinx-y!
The name is Jinx-y!
Jinx-y is... what jinx-y is this called?
My god!
The name is...
Oh here we go, except... The name is...
Oh here we go!
Oh he added me.
There you go.
Let's call him. Hey Charlie, hey, hey.
Jinx I'm calling.
You hear me?
Yes I hear you can you hear me?
Yep. sounds good
Alright, you ready?
Charlie can you turn your camera on in discord
Oh yeah hold on I've'll go quickly disconnect it from um
Yeah, sure
And then activate it in Discord
Okay, sure. Why don't you want to see my face for? That's a little...
No, no
Not like that though I just wanted to discuss
oh yeah no 100 percent not great so we're on the same page okay let me do that see me yes i see you
you look you look good charlie um i like your shirt
look at this Look at T. Okay, hold on.
Charlie.
Hey, hey, hey, okay, Charlie.
No!
Oh my gosh.
Hold on, Charlie.
So here's the rules, alright?
Ready? Here's the rules.
Okay.
Go, go, go.
I, since you are like a level 6 and you're branded
of the game... No, no, I'm Keeper.
I'm Copper.
My point exactly. Since you're Copper, I am going to not shoot my gun against you.
Okay.
So basically, I'm gonna have to kill you with like knives, grenades, C4s, stuff like that.
You understand?
Yeah, I understand sir yes
You don't have to say Sir Charlie
No! I just feel respectful y'know sir
I feel like that's the best way to go is calling you sir
Or daddy! Y'know?
Charlie I'll get it off right the fuck now
Why?! I'll get it off right the fuck now. We're not, Charlie, we're not.
Why?
No,
no,
Charlie,
no!
Please,
Charlie,
please do not call me that.
Okay,
now... Okay,
what should I tell you?
Because people are saying, uh, what's your name? call you? Because people are saying...
What's your name?
Nicholas?
People say Nicholas.
People say Jinxy.
Why do I call you?
Because I'm new to this.
Jinxy is fine.
Jinxy.
Okay. Any others in there? Just jinxie that'll work
Charlie why'd you just
Charlie okay so alright What? No, no, no. Charlie, okay.
Okay, so all right.
You can call me Jinxy and is there a map that you want to play on?
Any map?
The snow one I think it is. One with the snow? Chalet. Yeah, I think that's the one
I've been playing on today. It's called the Snow Map or whatever it's called
So chalet, that one.
Alright? Yeah.
Alright, well play on there
and again try to get her.
I can't shoot bullets, I can't use guns, nothing like that.
You have no rules to do whatever you want to win, okay?
Can I...
Okay, yeah, okay.
Can you what?
Nothing!
I've got to go now.
I'll speak to you soon.
Well, now actually.
Okay well what was your question? Did you have a question before the game?
Something about stims or whatever that is.im what is that about zim on m and k
what about that um people say like use
that but i'm not sure if that's allowed
whether that is
XIM yeah Charlie. No, that's cheating on the game. So if you use that Oh
Don't use that all right do not use that Johnny have a that, alright? Do not use that.
Jody you have a controller right?
Yeah!
Use the color. I like the color.
Thank you.
Jody did you just get back back from a beach house or something?
What are you wearing?
Okay, so I've gone for the Hawaiian look here because it reminds me when I went to Florida
and I went to Kissamee with a person I met
And we went... by the way,
I saw your Wendy's review yesterday, young man,
about the fries.
I'm not happy saying it's soggy.
I went to Wendy's and that was the best service I had.
Okay? So don't ever disrespect Wendy's.
Charlie!
Right?
No, no.
Wendy's sucks, bro.
And so does...
Actually, no.
McDonald's is better.
Wendy's sucks.
In England, you guys...
Taste buds have been destroyed for years.
You guys don't you guys don't eat great in England, bro.
You guys eat like what do you guys eat? Like deer or something?
We eat a thing called spotty dick. It's like a pudding
One more time in my good ear, what do you eat?
A SPOTTY DICK!
Hey Charlie, I'm gonna to be honest with you.
Chat, I'm not joking. It's actually a pigeon.
That's not a thing. Spotty dick.
Chat, I'm not even joking.
It is actually... No, no, no.
Chat, it's a big pigeon. Okay, I'm so we'll put them right now spotty
spotty dick yes spotty dick with its capital D you
think some lion it's a veil it's a bill pudding show the chat show the chat spotty dick there you go how
to make spotted my point exactly you guys in eng England eat like the weirdest shit ever, bro.
So of course you're going to think Wendy's is good.
Wendy's sucks, bro.
The best food you can get in America is a Domino's pizza.
Trust me.
I had that and also i went to um
a buffet it's called like the golden gates of what was called
it's like you go there and like you eat as much
you can i've got's called like the golden
gordon corral yeah that's the one
right yeah we're just getting a game because they're getting
bit boring speaking to to your can't lie
Let's go chat
Okay chat okay daily name charlie again um wait okay i have you in the xbox party right so i'm gonna invite you okay
yep beautiful let's get yourself Yep, yep, yep. Beautiful.
So you think you can win this?
Even if I can't do it, hold on a bit,
Can't do nothing, you think you'd win this?
As Michael...
George Michael once said,
you've got to have faith.
You know?
George Michael?
Yeah, the one that sings
you've got to have faith
forgot his name.
I think it's George Michael.
What? Is this George Michael. What?
Is that Jordan?!
No!
Not Michael Jordans!
I said Michael Jorden!
George Michael!
No my fucking...
Dude, if I'm on the phone, tell me in one second.
Oh, excuse us already!
Time to lay it.
Sorry babe, one sec.
Oh chat, I thought you the kiss of me Alonzo date was real no okay that
day wasn't real but Charlie you look good man! You look very handsome
Thank you! Do you know what? Um... I've matched with her on Tinder and
I was speaking to a girl. she hasn't texted me back though so
you matched with the girl on tinder yeah we were speaking
on snapchat but she hasn't got back to me you got any tips like Like I don't know. I spin a bit Javai.
Um...
Delete Tinder would be the first tip I'd say.
Do I can say?
Yeah! I mean Charlie like bro...
Tinder is basically just like a sex app, dude.
Wait Charlie did you get action?
What's she thinking Cee? Do you reckon this 6'5 shlong goes places my friends.
Yo! Why is-
Of course it does.
Okay. Charlie, Charlie, Charlie.
Mmhm?
Bro, my monitor just shut off!
Listen, if you're gonna keep...
If you're gonna keep continuing
when these minutes are going to have
the cost of a game,
so this may be one win for me
to continue.
Charlie, my fucking... me language young man sorry I'd say but for life he's
just you know the house of the Lord and stuff.
So I've got to keep it family-friendly there and then.
Highlights call me!
My monitor's just black again!
Fuck! Bro look at this shit. No signal.
High five- why is it black? It's working in OBS but it's not
dude high fives i swear to god yo high vibes listen
everything in the elgato is him bro. I checked ten times
I'm trying to watch from above Get in again Yes, I'll do it again.
Do it again.
Got it fixed. Dude, it's like...
The monitor is just black, bro.
Bro before the Algaro wasn't plugged in but it is bro
it's plugged in they're both plugged in this happened huh okay okay okay deactivate all got it oh yeah I'll do that fuck it
to that Okay. Do that.
I'm fully resetting everything, FULLY RESETTING EVERYTHING!
Charlie one sec bro, I'm fully resetting everything. What's coming on? Bro my monitor is black
bro it just went completely black got like EMP'd by fucking Thatcher bro
Dear me mate yeah give it a restart reset and everything
still says no signal your high-fives it's just black bro look it's literally just black
OBS is working. It's just black
What I'm gonna crash out. What?
Do you have another HDMI cord?
Another one?
I mean, I don't know not on hand
We're going to have to replace that out HDMI cord because I think it's probably bugging out.
If OBS can see it but your monitor
can't, then the HDMI cord is like, fuck.
Got it.
OK? An out Got it, okay?
And out HC my cord right?
Boom I got one right here.
Oh clutch!
Clutch!
Is the block in?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh fist me high-five
You big dick bitch
Not you Charlie motherfucker!
Yeah I heard them You said my name Not you Charlie motherfucker
You said my name
I said my name. Oh
My gosh, okay. How about as I just switched it. It's still black- oh wait, wait
No signal
Hold on Yo why is it
bro i switched to a discord call and it just crashed This is INSANE!
Yeah, no signal. I reset it again...
Deactivatedated reactivated turned on turned off
Whoa now my monitor is like 3x the size. Oh
My god Now my monitor is like 3x the size. Oh, my God!
My monitor's doing...
Did you just see that?
Yeah.
High-fives, what the fuck?
Bro, there's like lines on your screen.
Do you see that?
Bro, I just said did you see that?
Yeah, yeah. Holy shit. Okay. Bro, I just said did you see that? Okay, so I think the Xboxgato is good.
You think it's the Elgato?
Yeah, this isn't like an Xbox game.
It's the Elgato.
So everything broke in three minutes, huh? Awesome.
That's amazing! Everything broke in three minutes.
Yes!!! in three minutes. Yes!
So my El Gato
is broken?
I mean, this is just insane.
Who just said put it in rice?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GONNA DO?!
Oh my fucking god.
Charlie, do you have PCC's or just console?
Charlie!
He's deafened. Jesus Christ.
Wow. He's deafened. Jesus Christ. Wow, that's actually nuts.
Yo Charlie! Do you have PCC or just Xbox?
I have got PC but I'm gonna have to download it.
But listen, if we can't do it today, then I'm more than happy to take the win, you know?
No, you wouldn't get the win, Charlie.
You would just get postponed.
Ask chat, then, because chat's the most important thing.
No, you're not getting the fucking win! My chat's just gonna say you get to win.
You're not getting to win trust me, you're not getting to win.
No no listen if we can't play today I get to win.
That means technically-
NO NO NO that's not how that works Charlie. FUCKING HELL NO I get the win. That means technically No, no, no!
That's not how that works, Charlie. Fuck no!
God damn it
It just bugged
That's what I
I'm just not gonna say
Wait, wait, what is What? I feel like...I'm just not gonna say.
But wait, what is 1 and 10 Ben? What's that mean?
Hello?
Hello? All right All right
You Great! GREAT!