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I'd a bro Monday the 16th. I want to do Elden Ring
I want to start early that day probably like like 4 p.m or 5 p.m
and bro we're gonna do like
I'll be sleeping on camera I'll be showering on camera
Okay my penis won't be out
but we're going to have literally literally a full setup Monday the 16th.
My guess bro is it's going to be by far the longest stream we've ever had.
It could easily turn into a fucking three four day stream.
So that is on Monday the 16th
longest Jinxy stream of all time.
I'm not stopping until I fucking beat out in rank
and my goal is to beat Kai's time.
I think his exact time,
I think it was 158 hours.
I know I can get it done in under that time
because the Outer Ring DLC is dropping
in a couple days.
So that's on Monday the 16th.
I also have other dope shit planned.
Obviously, the shit I'm most excited for is next month July 11 to July 14
we got literally the entire R6 community,
the entire Jinxyverse is pulling up.
We're doing three streams, three different
type of streams. We got a desktop stream,
a basketball stream and a boxing
stream was the last day on the 14th which which I think is going to be the craziest.
But bro, I'm fucking excited for all not gonna lie.
I'm very fucking excited.
But yes man, the Elden Ring stream is starting on the 16th.
I want to start early, bro
and my goal is to beat Kai's time
I think I can, bro, because Kai's not really a gamer
like that. I think
I could beat his time
But yeah, that's the 16th
That is the sixteenth Jack tonight sixteenth is Sunday wait what?
Well, what is on my screen what What is this? High-fives. What is that? Wait the 16th is Sunday then the 17th
The 17th is out in rain. Wait are you guys dead ass?
Your hair fell off.
No way, bro!
Wait, the 17th is Monday?
Okay, then the 17th.
Check phone.
Check phone. Check phone, OMG please.
Bro, what is happening to my screen?
Yo, high five.
Bro, what is going on with my screen? Bro I don't even know where my phone is. Oh here it is. chat stop spamming emojis bro all right
wait hold on.
Illuminati?
Yo,
what is this? What is happening? And they're typing uwu. All right. and bits and stuff can happen like on your stream
and they're typing uwu all right so how do i
yo jack stop how do i switch this
hide screen okay Hide screen.
Okay.
Hidden, hidden, hidden.
Oh I see power-ups?
What the fuck?
Edit. Okay. Power-ups? What the fuck? Power-ups and shadow points.
Edit.
Yeah.
Cost, whoa. I just want to turn it off.
No, they didn't make it so you can turn off.
So, can I make the minimum like a thousand or something?
Yeah, you can do whatever you want.
I'll do the minimum a thousand.
Bro, but is that gonna...
Oh my god!
I'm going to do minimum 10,000 on all of them.
Is that smart?
Okay. Hey, hey! Jerry remember bro we're doing the new operator challenge tonight
So you gotta be in the party notes roll shit route
Jack I'm gonna do clips and then we're doing 1v1 verse every rank with the new recruits barrel
And I don't plan on losing
i do not plan on losing chat okay okay high five is it fixed yeah all
right finger blast me.
Shit!
We haven't done a clip session in a month!
Yo guys send in some clips let's go.
Like I said bro we're gonna be 1v1ing every rank using only the new
and improved recruits probably in 30 minutes to an hour.
We'll do clips first though.
We haven't done clips in a minute.
Send banger clips!
Okay, wait, so
I need to read you the announcements since the date was wrong.
Are you guys sure Monday
is the 17th?
Friday's the 14th
Saturdays the 15th
Oh my god you're right
On June 17th
Monday I'm starting my Elden Ring
Marathon and I will beat that fucking game!
I... Yo, yo, yo, yo,
yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. I'll sign a
fucking... I'll go to the woods
and do a ritual if I have to beat that game.
I will not give up until I
fucking win!
It's gonna be the longest Jinxy stream of all time.
Cap.
Cap.
Cap. Okay.
Y'all are so cringe!
Kai clone!
No, don't even do this shit.
I played Dark Souls a year ago!
Shut up! Damn! a year ago shut up damn bro cut is an own Elden Ring
bro why is it that like yo here's how to stand route any other streamer plays out
and ring nothing if I play out in ring? Nothing. If I play out
in ring, Kai clone. Kai clone. Kai clone.
Chad, I'm not no god damn... Bro, I'm not no clone bro. You guys been telling me to play out
in ring for two years and I'm giving you a fucking marathon.
Stop complaining.
Just fucking put a fucking popsicle in your mouth
and shut the fuck up.
Start your day.
Jinxy clone. first of it a day jinxie clone white speed now he a tie cologne hey chat y'all are not funny at all jars think of it's your water y'all are get ass not funny bro
Berkeley today
Berkley Burk clip of the day!
Okay, um...face cam's good. Let's go First clip of the day. Have not reacted to clips in about a week and a half first of today
i'm about 84% certain that this guy is using an MNK on console.
Okay, scrap that! I'M A H certain this guy is using an M&K on console.
MY GOD! His wrist is gonna fall off of his mouth pad yep he's there he's cheating 100 um does he at least have a champion charm of course he does
good utility usage from doc
two enemy combatants on the left side of that door 200 combatants on the left
side of that door 200 combatants on the left side of that door
bro you're not even good on zim you're not even good on Zim Brody!
I'm sorry sir. Wait he killed... sir wait he kept Pop 4.
Last operator standing.
This guy thinks he's in suits. No, I didn't mean to invite him to the party!
No no no no no no! Please don't join!
So, so the guy that just clipped that, you're cheating!
You did not just clip yourself cheating bro.
There's no fucking way.
There's actually no fucking way.
He did not just clip himself cheating.
Next computer today,
my Xbox is...
Yep, my Xbox is on life support.
What is happening?
Oh, it's a screenshot.
Oh, Zenty went 0 and 8.
So you just said
this guy found my
this guy found my old semi-professional class royalty
No way
You just unlocked a fucking memory, bro. I was so nice at Clash Royale
Like I was actually so nice at Clash Royale.
Baldi, Baldi over there what's it like to have no hair?
Yeah bro! Hey this chat is just fucking cringe
Chat uh having no hair is kind of cool bro.
I don't even got a shower.
Okay Okay.
He knows how to silent break barricades, this is what I do.
This guy's gotta be champ!
He knows how to silent prep a barricade, this guys got gotta be champ. He knows how to silent prep a barricade.
This guy's gotta be champ.
That's literally an exploit that only champs do.
This guy's gotta be a champ.
Yeah, no, this guy's probably champ. I don't know why the barricade just clicks but this guy is probably champ
I would bet like any amount of money that this guys champ if he knows how to do that barricade exploit Good drone work on the cameras here.
Door behind you what are you
okay his awareness is like decent. It's not great
This guy sent me the longest clip of the week
Where's the action at?
Good aim
Oh There's no fucking way this is the clip, right?
Like NO FUCKING clip, right? Like no fucking way, right?
You clipped that?
You said it.
Put this into the huddle highlight reel, coach.
Your potato wing!
Uranus isn't even good!
There's no way this is the clip standard in 2024.
In 2024? Oh
Awesome clean brain. Hey my god great clear
Bro, you just wasted two minutes of my life, bro.
Who in the fuck?
Yo, that was like probably the most boring clip I've ever watched.
Next clip of the day!
Did Primby send me an Among Us clip?
Ernesto!
He cut the lights.
He cut the lights
and then ran away
they're gonna do a double kill they're gonna do a double kill oh no
he ran
chad i'm waiting for the clip here okay you cut the lights again
oh my god it's stopping no but Aiden reported
the body Aidan reported the body.
Aiden reported the body.
He had to have got voted out.
Bro, he killed Stomping.
Wow!
That's aura.
Chap, that's aura. I'll go buy by young boss if you are from talking ah kentrell so handsome
so handsome and prosperous and successful and intelligent and intellectual.
Woo!
Chad,
dude, that was kind of a good clip.
I'll give you that. Play Sea of Thieves?
Me sketching K-Soul or playing Sea of Thieves soon, whenever Sketch is back in town.
I Sketch and Queso are playing Sea of Thieves soon, whenever Sketch is back in town.
I promise chat.
I PROMISE! I'm gonna try to play a lot of new games this season.
I got y'all boys.
Elder Ring's what we'll start on.
Swapping mags.
Bro, why does Ash say it like that?
Go to aim!
Wait a minute. We might be in champion
No way champion no way bro his movement is so good
bro do y'all see how much this guy crouch spams but he does it efficiently
he doesn't like overdo it.
Lagged! Lag's Mike! Why would you go down?
Why would you go downstairs, You have no time now.
He went down so he could propel up...
Okay, that was smart as fuck.
Go! Go! No it is not the diffuser good try Wow really good try
Jeff that was a good try bro he's 11 and try.
Chap, that was a good try, bro.
He's 11-5?
Yo, get all four of your teammates off of your fucking squad
right now. You're getting
sold, bro.
Wow! What a shitty ass fucking team 1v1 for the emerald game hey chat tonight bro I'm telling you bro I'm not losing a single
fucking game I promise when we do this
1v1 versus every rank with only
the recruits I promise
you know what is stopping me
got a clip coming in from Girthquake69.
Chat, do you guys like or not like? Sorry.
Well if you do that's cool too. Do any of you guys have girthy penises and be honest bro?
Dude mathematically there's got to be someone in this stream though
There's thousands of people on the stream
There has to be someone in the stream who has an absolute tree stump in between their legs
they're asking bro chat my penis is not girthy it's very how do i describe my penis it's a perfect
width me penis. It's a perfect width.
Me,
I'm one bro chat. Obviously I'm talking
to the people who aren't yo
dad. I'm talking to people who are like 18 plus bro
I have a jungle down there someone said small and skinny.
Question, if I may? We are 44 seconds into the action phase
And you still have two impact grenades in your pocket without a rotation
so what i want to do is axe kick my desk i'm not going gonna do that because I truly
do think you just don't know any better.
So the wall's exploding?
Yep, we're right back in copper.
What are you doing?
Yo to the warden that's laying under...
Get Yang a map
To the Warden that's laying underneath the breach
All they have to do is drone you and you're dead go right Oh my god!
How did you manage to hit the bar more times than you hit him? Fireball. In, in! He's inside!
So right here friend I would recommend impacting that wall and catching him off guard and getting a free kill
i never snitched on you daddy sorry for giving you advice
wow that was nasty that was i'll give him
that that was nasty so still one of the worst clips i've
ever seen and i still figure in silver Okay.
If anyone in this chat says real,
real okay.
I was four! They weren't even producing vapes at this point in time! In civilization, there was not even vapes.
I'm gonna go put on underpants because i'm free balding it.
FUUUCK!
JETHER WAS NOT A BITCH WHEN I WAS FOUR! I got out of base when I was far!
Dude, I hate not comfortable.
Chad, what underwear do y'all rock? Shout it. What underwear do y'all
rock? I rock polo.
And anyone that says giat,
shout out, I rock polo.
And
I'm at trophy Ralph Lauren.
Shout out Kwon Do Rondo!
And I'm a trophy Ralph Lauren, 23 shot thick up Michael Jordan We shot the car, mic up your ass.
And.
That song's so fucking calm.
Hey, first person to know this song gets modded.
First person to know the song gets mine.
Homie A, B, G anybody can get it yeah
Hit a public key and I guarantee they can't say that
I guarantee dude,
I swear to God when I'm bald my face looks fatter.
Chad do you know I'm actually skinny right now?
Dude sorry skinny right now? Dude.
Sorry.
Y'all know I'm actually skinny right now?
I, um... Dude,
as of currently, right now, I am, dude, right now as of currently right now
I'm 5'11", 158 pounds.
Cap, cap, kilograms.
Why do you guys just have this vendetta and agenda
that I'm 300? I'm not a chi clone, bro! I'm gonna crash the fuck
out! Bro, no way this is it.
Okay, wait a second. I have a genuine question.
So if I play Elden Ring I'm a Kai clone? That's my genuine
question. Yes or no?
If I play Elden Ring,
I'm a Kai clone.
Yes.
Yup.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
No.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
no yes yes yup kai clone took too long
yes yes yes yes oh yes
honestly pulled it pulled it am i a kai clone if i play elden ring
just pull it bro and i want y'all to be dead ass artist
i want you all to be dead ass honest pull that mods
if you yell you're a speed clone.
Dog, I've been yelling since...
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
I've been screaming at video games
since I was eight years old.
Is he a Kai clone for playing Elden Ring?
Here we go go vote right now
i swear to god lock in your votes we're not with y'all
wait half of the chat is saying no whoa whoa
whoa oh never mind everybody vote everybody vote everybody vote bro i want y'all to know
bro like i wanna know bro am i an actual kai clone for playing out of the brain
i have you in my wank bank.
Oh, high fives Bam that guy.
I saw his message.
Time that guy out for 34 days.
Thank you.
High fives time that guy out
for 34 days.
Whoa, wait. days whoa wait chat is saying i'm not a kai clone yo lock in the votes this poll's close
john think about it you want to see only thing Prime 7. Bro, I'm not even kidding.
There is video footage of me playing Dark Souls over a year old, bro.
It's like 18 months ago, bro.
Y'all have been telling me to play Elden Ring specifically for damn near two hours now.
Chat is saying I'm not a guy clone, majority of chat! Thank you chat like bro, I can play Elden Ring, bro.
That's allowed.
Thank you guys, bro.
Lucky to give me the five gifted.
Lucky.
Chat, we're starting soon.
We're starting soon. we're starting soon.
We're just doing clips for a little bit,
doing a chill intro.
We'll have the clips in a minute.
Camera too loud.
The Rock, if he was...
Okay. Viewbot, and then someone just typed viewbot
Yo this chat is fucking insane!
Someone literally just typed out view bot.
You're not a view bot, dude.
If you were a view bot, why would I program you to say view bot?
That would make no sense.
There'd be...
Love from Illinois. you nuclear put it in me all right yep timeout Evan ten minute time out on Evans horny ass oh Mike chat that's not a real view bot Oh my...
Chat, that's not a real viewbot.
Viewbot, they give you the five gifted.
I don't know what else to call him.
Chat, that is not a real viewbot!
Viewbots don't have money. Don't even say leaked, bro. That's not a real viewbot. Viewbots don't have money.
Don't even say leaked, bro.
That's not it.
Wow.
Chat said I'm not a kai clone for playing Elden Ring.
See chat?
I fuck with you guys, man.
Okay.
Chat, I fuck with y'all man.
Rob think of the five sub, PS think of the term one.
Stick it in my butt.
Alright cool, yep alright let's get rid of chat now.
Matias think for the five gifts
so chad are y'all excited for the marathon stream on the 17th
chad i'm telling you bro monday june 17th. Yo come here, you motherfucker!
Monday
June 17th
Where's it at?
Monday, June 17th I'm coming Monday, June 17th. I'm coming Monday,
June 17th.
I will beat this game.
I promise no matter how long it takes,
I will not give up and I will not stop streaming.
I promise.
You guys been telling me to play this game for the past two years, bro? I got y'all.
It's happening Monday June 17th.
No not coming...
Chat, I don't mean that I'm nutting on June 17th
I mean I'm coming for'm nutting on June 17th.
I mean,
I'm coming for Elden Ring on June 17th.
Barclay Bredadite?
Or no,
this is like probably the sixth clip.
Rest in peace,
Mr. One and Ten.
Nita Zen has been found dead at McDonald's.
Yo chat you guys like I can't tell
when you guys are being serious or not
I feel like there are genuinely people
who actually think I work at McDonalds
I'm being like dead ass serious,
I do feel like some of you guys
think I work at McDonalds.
No seriously though.
You do?
Yo are y'all... Yo! I can't tell if y'all are trolling or not.
I don't fucking work there!
Stop! Why do you have the diffuser? And the more important question...
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT DRONING?! Why the fuck are you not droning?
This kid is ass bro. 100% this kid is copper 5
He's just inside, he's insi-
Get that guy a mandible shout out chris move does anyone in this lobby have a headset? Holy shit! Kids, right here is why you do not do LSD tablets.
MUTE!
I am 99.9% certain
mute is tripping on mushrooms right now,
or LSD tablets.
Two of your teammates just got absolutely on mushrooms right now or LSD tablets.
Mute, two of your teammates just got absolutely shanked right behind you and you're birdwatching
outside of the window.
Get mute the fuck off rainbow six demon with the 50 gifted demon give me that demon dick
w demon in the chat
so this is the worst clip I've ever seen yup dog no one shot a bullet at him do y'all realize how bad that is?
No one shot a bullet!
Garang.
Wait a minute.
You didn't just do that, right? You missed a stationary object twice?
It's official. No one in this lobby shouted a bullet at him.
I want every gamertag of everyone involved in this clip to never play Sie again that's the worst thing i've ever seen
it all checks out he's level 155 and has a 0.0 KD. OK, it all checks out.
No no, it literally all checks out.
Type 1 if Nick Stewie is a Kai clone?
Bro I'm allowed to play out in the ring, bro.
That's allowed! Hey
Kai clone? Yo, this guy just...
People are donating and saying
it now. HT, think of the
prime sub. Epic streamer. Thank you bro.
Chat on Monday
on the 17th?
I want to start early bro.
Probably like 3pm or 4pm.
Sending hate from Sydney, Australia.
This guy just prime subbed
and said... Alright QNn i bet you guess my rank any day
gotta come go to from exotic pair Okay, so his controller died.
Stop.
Osa, did you just pull out your shield to remove the shield
oh so you are not the main character keep that shield in front of your face Thank you Ossa, thank you. Nice Ossa! good shield placement.
That's the type of shield that I would put down.
Okay now how about a drone Buck? Okay Buck now how about a drone? How about a drone though, Buck?
Buck! How bout a drone?
Buck, a drone maybe?
I didn't even see the guy that we...
WHAT THE FUCK?! what the
you just flashbanged your own teammate
what rank is this?
So now Osa can't see shit. Good job!
... so so That was without a doubt,
without question,
without hesitation.
One of the worst clips I've ever been sent
that you thought would be good.
Dog,
one guy shot at you
out of four kills.
You flashbanged your own fucking teammate didn't throw a single
fucking drone and leaned the wrong way nine times
i'm that ass curious if y'all think these are good clips
Barred up TNB. Yo, this guy's a 2k player chat. I was comp on to came around. Oh TMV
TMV was the nation's best that was a 2k clan
jack bro i actually made my own 2k clan bro i'm not even kidding in 2k17
i made my own 2k plan it was called bee cooking uh my name was nick b cook and i was a six foot seven
play making i was a six foot seven playmaker with high school one release i had the best
animations in the game and everything was green as grass.
Yo,
I would do anything to just go back in time for one night
and play 2K17 again.
Everything after 2K17 was a lie.
I love that game, man.
That will for always be
my favorite game ever, bro.
There will never be a game
that I would enjoy more
than NBA 2K17.
Next trip to the date
okay so you made a drone for a pigeon. Do you want them to fly through that?
Or not a drone my bad.
You made a rotation for a pigeon.
Do you want them to fly through that because Because as of right now, no one's fitting
through that rotation.
Insight! Insight in the objective!
I think I know what's gonna happen here. It's gonna bounce off of his shield and ricochet into your penis,
And it's going to blow you to smithereens.
How did you not die?
Excuse me sir, are you on bath salts how did you not die he just absorbed 54. Is anyone going to talk about that?
Why?
Okay, and TTV Nugs YT is planting.
Yep, we're in copper 4. Dog.
That guy just
ate a C4 like a Hershey's chocolate bar.
... Eating a bargain of honey mustard.
Eating a bargain of honey mustard. Eating a bargain bargain honey mustard
chatter if y'all want to get into 1v1s tonight remember
wait for your rank and type your gamer tag don't be like hi jixxie here's
my gamer tag um i'm emerald three and i have a 1.2 kD and I'd love to 1v1
you, okay Tanner
sounds good but we're on
the silver game right now
do you get what I'm saying bro?
that's what I mean
cause y'all always do
that and it's annoying as hell lean tongue
dog that's not lean that's an energy drink
yeah that's Is that a Jinxy charm?
Oh my god he has the jinxie charm.
What a lot!
Sub to Jinxy on Twitch, get the Jinx-y charm with no ads.
Good rain!
What language was that?
Is that Francias? That's Francias! I know where it is.
Big window, big window! Good aim!
Bad aim. I don't want to do that.
Bad rain!
Frontier!
It's a trip!
Paris is my Paris! And now you!
Paris and Popeye!
Here is the team of strong enemy soldiers. Yeah, that's French.
Chat, that's gotta be French, right?
El Zoomer.
Bro, what is a zoomer that's French right sending hate from Oklahoma French French yes See chat I'm actually educated
Chat y'all know i'm educated bro
Sending hate from Mexico
Don't do that
Why would you send me hate? Yo guys,
that's not how that's supposed to work, bro. Normally people say, Hey man,
Jinxy I'm sending love from this city.
Jinxie I'm sending love from this state. Jinxie I'm sending love from this city. Jinxie, I'm sending love from the state.
Jinxy, I'm sending love from this country.
You don't send hate.
Sending semen.
Okay, no, hey, talk it off. Chalk the chat.
Sending intense hate from Oklahoma says Sammy.
Okay, no.
I have a question, bro.
Here's my next poll.
Do you actually think
I can beat Elden Ring?
And be honest.
Don't fucking lie!
Do you actually think
I can beat Elden Ring?
Don't fucking tap!
That ass.
Do you think me, Jinxy,
Can fully beat Elden Ring
Even if it takes an 80 hour stream
Yes or fuck no
Not a chance.
Too fat? No. Hey guys, I'm not too fat!
Bro, okay. First off there's no weight limit on a video
game bro. Have y'all seen the Top Champions?
Okay and vote honestly, bro
Look I know I don't really play other games that much
but vote honestly
Can you guys stop sending hate from random states 77 77 percent of
you guys are saying no.
70 there's actually
no belief
pre one hour
stream this guy
subbed and said
worst purchase of
my life I can't
bro
guys I'm gonna beat Elden Ring I promise of my life. I can't, bro.
Guys,
I'm gonna beat Elden Ring. I promise.
I'm gonna beat it.
I promise I'm gonna beat it.
Guys, I'm going to beat it. Oh trust me
It takes weeks bro no, it doesn't bro
Bro if I give it 24 hours of my dedication back to back to back.
If I gave it 24 hours in my dedication back to back to back,
I can easily get it done easily.
Trust me bro,
It might take 80 hours
but i can do it
Next given of the day.
Okay, this Mira right here is like an OG really comp Mira on this map You guys might be like why's the Mira not reinforced?
The reason why the mirror isn't
reinforced Garrett, is because you want to keep it soft with
shotgun holes above it. Does anybody in the class know why we have
shotgun holes above the mirror?
Anybody in the class?
David,
Jinxy, if so you can throw C4s
over the mirror and kill
the guy planting. Well done, David. Give me back
shots later. Chat, by the way, I'm a
college professor. David's 19. Don't try
to catch me slipping.
Laying down on the hallway! laying down deep. I guarantee you he is laying down deep hallway
Now he's standing now he's standing
Hallway! Hallway! good angle got him up that angle god damn it about that angle
bad rain bad rain BANG! BANG!
Ok listen, there's going to be one enemy combatant on that door in front of you.
You have to win that gunfight.
If you win the gun fight, this round becomes
winnable. It's then going to become a 1v2. They're going to walk into the breach through your left.
You're going to throw a c4 over that mira and it's going to blow up the guy planting. It's then
going to become a 1v1 scenario.
You're gonna play behind them here
or the last guys is gonna be panicking
he's gonna push upon you
when you're gonna shit on him.
Beautiful.
Oh my God better yet that's still fucking diffuser.
He just killed the guy with the diffuser oh my god lock this
guy in holy shit he's actually No, he's genuinely fucking locked!
No way he clutches the shit.
No way he clutches the shit!
Behind you. I was wrong yo really good clip really proud of you that ass really good clip I'm allowed to play out in ring!
God, that's annoying bro.
I'm allowed to play out in ring dude that's allowed jesus
i'm not modding him shut the up Shut the fuck up.
24 hours, not long enough.
Kai took over 120 hours, bro.
Yo, how many hours did it actually take Kai to be out in the ring?
Exactly, how many hours?
Does anybody know?
Anybody know, chat?
Anybody know?
Anybody know?
How many hours 164 160 160 okay that's five days? Bro, I'm easily beating that.
Guys, I am a real gamer. Y'all realize that right?
I'm a real gamer. Next give it to the...
Not another one of these Minecraft clips.
Please. Is that me?
I am 5' 11, 158 pounds.
I am not built like Jabba the Hutt. I'm skinny!
I'm done. No, this is why we stopped watching clips!
HOW MUCH SPARE TIME DO YOU HAVE?!
This right here is precisely why we stopped watching clips.
Dog this had to have taken hours there's no way to stand it look how many individual blocks that is like actually this had to have taken hours not modding him Not monitoring him. Clips are done.
Clips are done.
No, no, no!
Clips are done.
Right down in there.
Clips are done...
NO!
NO!
NO! Clips are not... No! No, no.
Yeah, nah, nah, nah. Jack that never happened okay?
That never happened. I? That never happened.
I don't take butt plugs.
All right guys?
That never fucking happened dude.
Fuck! It's a yes! Uh, Dad. That's severely edited guys! Stop saying it's real holy. Yeah, that's the worst thing I've ever been sent.
Jesus fucking Murphy!
That is the worst commit we have ever been sent, hands down.
I've never seen someone with more dedication and more time on their hands than that.
That right there is ridiculous.
And y'all just keep sending clips.
Couple more clips, bro.
Because we haven't done clips in weeks i'll give you all a couple more bro it's been over a week since the last clip session
because we haven't done flips in a couple of weeks i'd give y'all a couple
more next
young man i want you to grab your x Xbox and throw it into a cinderblock fucking wall.
You literally walked into the thorn...
Heard it go
Got away from it, got a kill and then said, hey let's run back into it.
What are you doing?
How are y'all this ass?
This game has been out for nine years and people don't steal this shit.
Wow! You ran away from the thorn to run back into it
i've seen it all bro i've dead ass eat at all I love that.
I love that yin.
Oh my god, I love that Ying.
Gering!
Wow. That was the best Ying I've seen
today. Everything besides
that was horrible. Everything besides
that.
I mean at least you didn't edit a picture of me.
That's me, bro.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
Thank you for not editing a picture of me.
Edit it.
Edit it. Wait. Chat. So that one's edited? Edit it, edit it. Wait, chat! So that one's edited? What about the ones where I'm 377 pounds? Are those ones not edited? Yo you guys are so fucking cringe bro.
Chat! That picture wasn't edited!
Alright chat we're gonna do a couple more clips We're going to start 1v1 vs every rank at 830. Send in your clips!
We are doing 1v1 vs every rank using only the new recruits starting at 830.
I can feel that shit in my shoulder
You know everyday, I'm getting older
And you know my neck is flooded in water give me that's my
war thank you man god it's wholesome bro perfectionist juice his best song
i'm kicking my feet right now.
Jack, do y'all kick your feet when you watch my stream?
Yes.
Why is it a wall of yeses?
I'm starting to think you guys weren't kidding about mastermating to the streams.
So that...
Okay, yup.
That's a lot of recoil my god
Are you even trying to control it?
Are you even trying to control the recoil Guess that's a headshot good rain
good rain
good rain Good aim, good aim, good aim.
Nope! Hey hey!
Nope! That's just a bad angle bro.
Don't have a triple chin. Chat look ready?
Here is my chin. I have one chin now i do this
you get what i'm saying bro it's all about the angle. That's just a shitty angle. That's all it is. Don't have a triple chin. Don't even start that shit.
Chad, I'm dead ass skinny! That's the crazy part.
Okay... Love from Canada crazy part okay love from canada chatty y'all have been to canada
bro i want to go to quebec i want to go to come, Canada. Or Montreal.
Oh okay so he literally just said
Montreal. He's flexing his colognes.
I've never seen anything like it.
Okay, thank you.
He sent... he just sent me a picture of his
colognes! Is that not insane?
He literally just sent me a picture of his fucking clothes.
Chat, I don't know man
the return clip session went exactly as anticipated.
It was an absolute disaster start to finish.
An absolute fucking disaster.
An absolute motherfucking disaster.
Yo, can I like...
Alright, Maxbox gave out on me.
Chat it's time
TO GAME! Listen listen listen to game.
Listen, listen, listen. Chat.
This is a new challenge bro. This is a new challenge never
before done. Never
before seen
tonight. I Never before seen. Tonight I'm going to be 1v1ing every single rank with using only the recruits,
The new recruits. There's a new attacking recruit and
a new defending recruit. And I'm
going to see how far I can make it.
I'm assuming and anticipating
I'll make it all the way to champion and win against champion
because let's be honest, chat, i'm probably top five in the world
so jack again for the copper game
i want you guys to type your gamer tag in the twitch chat type your gamertag in the Twitch chat.
Type your gamertag if you wanna join!
Type your gamertag in the Twitch chat if you wanna join!
Top 150.
Top 5 fat asses.
You're so ass.
Okay, okay, okay.
I just watched Death Note for the first time. Truly amazing. Okay, okay.
I just watched Death Note for the first time, truly amazing. Yep best anime ever.
Best anime ever made.
Ok chat.
Type your gamertag in the twitch chat if you are copper
a legit copper like peak rank copper high five party how about some party i need to stack check, people. High five, joint party. I need you to stack check, people.
1.0 KD copper, Loo 3978
Loo 3978
Big white I'm Copper AF
What do you mean by Copper AF?
Chad, who remembers when AF was like a cool thing
to say on the internet?
Bro swag
AF.
Yo, high fives. How's your night going brother?
Oh wait I haven't muted him
Sorry High Fives
Yo, yo High Fives how Yo! Yo, High-Fives, how's your di...
Alright he still muted.
High-Fives can you rejoin? Rejoin, rejoin.
Bro why is High-Fives muted?
Chad remember if you're a cop or type of game Bro, why are the five eyes muted? Channel member of your conference.
I've been game checking the channel finding your cop right now.
I just invited two.
What dog scenes? Yo.
High fives!
High fives, rejoin, rejoin, rejoin.
There we go.
Bro, we need to get high fives in the game. There we go.
Bro,
we need to get high fives in the party.
Chad,
do y'all think
I can beat this challenge
and be honest bro?
Okay,
Unky got cra- Yo, Highvice what's good brother?
How is your night going baby?
You hear me? Yes sir
How was your night going I'm good it's
been good are you ready to lose to a copper or not dude hi guys I'm gonna
beat the challenge bro you know what yeah Chad watch this bad throw do you Holy shit, you're delusional. Chad! What?
Bro do you guys actually think I won't beat this challenge?
Luu I invited you bro, I don't know what to tell you duuuurr
Chad if you type your gamertag get...
Yo, have I checked this guy?
Yo Unky what's good?
What's up
Unky, you're a copper
Yeah, I've only been playing for like 12 days
I can't even lie
Wait, that ass Yeah ass yeah just switched over
from fortnight okay his gamer scores
5,000 that looks valid have ice check
on this guy might be valid he's got 29 matches played copper one 1.17 kd what was his rank last season
popper won 1.09 KB.
So you've been cop-
Woah, why'd you say- woah, woah, woah! Caught you in the line!
Why did you say you've only been playing for 12 days?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
HEY BOY! I'M TALKING BOY! Why do you say- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! This season just changed yesterday. Hey boy, I'm talking boy.
Why'd you say...
This season just changed yesterday.
Hey boy, I'm talking to ya boy.
Why did you say
you've only been playing for 12 days
if you played last season?
Last season was three months ago.
No, it wasn't! Last season just
changed, bro. It just changed for this season.
Oh, I get what you're saying. I'm unintelligent.
Alright, join up, brother.
Okay, bet.
So... I was confused. I was like, the season just I bet. So!
Just tumble this bald fuck
Shit, I'm gonna try.
Okay, so let me explain to you how this works, Unky, okay?
Alright. Give me like
15 seconds to make sure all the settings are
good they should be
and all right they're not okay one moment
i can feel that i said in my shoulder okay we'll do everything up to seven. We'll do Operator Bands.
Prep Phase will be 15.
Duplicate.
Bro I don't even care if I win bro. I've been watching your stream for like months
on end now. Like in a
row. Not like... In total
I've been watching you for years but like months
every single stream
Oh my! Yeah! Hey man thank you so much bro
I just moved halfway across the country
So i don't really know anybody where I live right now
So like your the only reason that we like smiling
And shit half the time bro
YO W Oki Man Come on! Yo fuck it let's mod this guy high fives I don't care.
Bro no way.
Unky what is your username on Twitch bro?
Bukter28 b-o-o c-t e r 28 booked or 28 B o CT er 28 b oo CR C T ER
28 all right welcome to the mod squad brother. That was wholesome
Oh my god thank you bro
And chat says Gla1ze
Shut up that is not gla1ze bro
That's showing
Screw chat for that one. That's so much support man come on guys
Y'all are so cringe
All right, bro, bro. Thank you for saying that right now
I appreciate that bro. I was spamming my gamer tag in the chat.
I was like, there's no way I'm going to get it.
No way.
Okay, I'm going to...
I just left my whole stack too.
My whole stack.
They just started playing with me.
I just started playing with them.
I just left them to do this all right all right all right all
right let me duplicate this and bro we should be good to go here
i'm gonna do a couple of good maps.
It should be smooth sailing after this,
chat.
Golly,
Stadium is in the
custom game map pool?
That shit is never
getting played.
Let me get Shella in here what do you have eyes how many ranks are there
and see each like eight
hi guys yeah it different different right i watch your stream High fives!
Yeah, 8 different ranks. I watch your stream so much that I don't know how to turn off my notification settings.
What? What high-fives what?
Uh... you have... your chair has mold.
You've been playing this game like weeks, WEEKS on end of playtime
and you don't know how many ranks there are.
Are you stupid?
Dude, there's eight right?
Because there's copper, bronze, silver, gold, black,
emerald, diamond, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How about I'm sorry bro.
How about just don't get your panties in a bunch bro.
You just have- you just have a big head with no brain inside.
I don't get it.
Yeah bro!
I'm a hollow shell type of guy.
Oh yeah, I know.
I've learned this.
Okay stadium brah.
We should be good
Chad if y'all are inviting me
I'll watch the stream enough times to know to turn off notifications
See? See chat? Fucking idiots
Leave him alone Stop spamming fucking idiots leave alone
stop spamming damn
okay alright we have the maps bro
alright man onky
what map would you like to play on brother
um it really doesn't matter to me What map would you like to play on, brother? Um...
It really doesn't matter to me. I'm still trying to learn all the maps.
Okay Matt, I'll pick it up again.
Alright.
Let's go.
When did high fives hit puberty?
Bro, how is this a grown-ass man, bro?
Alright, donkey.
You're in here, bro.
I can't even lie. this just made my whole fucking day
Oh man, hey man I appreciate that brother
One sec Unky BRB BRB
Okay Chatter
So um
Chatter This is how this is going to work youtube
this is how this is gonna work as we all know
about two days ago ubisoft implemented the new and improved recruits.
I have not used either of these guys yet,
The attacking recruit is named Striker
The defending recruit is named Sentry
I am going to be 1v1ing every single rank on Rainbow Six Siege, starting at Copper all the way up to Champion using only the new recruits, no other operators.
I don't know how this is gonna go.
I'm going to try my absolute best
to make it as far as I can.
All I ask is that if you enjoy the content click the subscribe button
Without further ado, let's get into it chat. I want to do let's start off on like stadium Bravo
So we're going a different type of map
Alright donkey I thought it was like a different type of map. Alright, Unky!
Oh, I just had to mute my phone.
I have so many friends that watch your stream
they just started calling me.
Oh really?
Okay, so Unky you've been copper for two seasons you said?
Yeah.
And why did you-
I just hit a copper one earlier.
Why do you feel that um you are in copper does your use don't play enough because you
have like a positive KD.
Well, I've been watching
Siege YouTubers and streamers for probably
two or three years now but I just recently
picked up the game so like I have an idea
of how the game is played. Like I know what you do, like kind of but like I just don't know the maps and working on my aim still
Okay. I feel you
I feel you
Okay
High-fives also remind me to turn off operator bands because I don't want somebody to ban striker or sentry. Obviously,
don't ban strikers and sentries because I have to use those
So chat what is something like the perks
for new ops?
Chat how did they buff recruit if you guys get what i'm saying did i miss patch oh we're not doing the pack opening yet we'll do back up soon
chat did I what if they do two gadgets let me see.
Wait, so you can use
frags and
stuns.
Meaning you could hypothetically
stun,
And get rid of a Jaeger
and then throw a grenade through it.
Wait, hold on.
You can't go double-
Interesting! Yo this is interesting okay to bomb
okay i'm gonna run whatever he's done m4
i wanna win grenades and flashes five seconds4 with a shotgun, that's a beautiful class setup
I'll just find this guy
Vigil! Bitchhole!
I'm gonna snap and I'm dead. so so Okay, where you at brother? I'm not exactly sure what you're talking about. You know, I don't think it's a good idea to do that. I mean, I've been in the same situation
with my wife and kids for years now
and I can't even imagine
how much of an impact
this could have on them. I'm...
...I'm not exactly a threat on this game.
Naw, bruh. Chat can say you're bad, bro, but you're my favorite player.
Hey, man! I appreciate that brother.
Unfortunately,
I may have to fuck you up and I'm really sorry about that.
Okay, awesome real shit? Where is
this guy?
Talking to Quiet I'm here so i can do it oh my god Bomb has been located. so Bang! so Come on! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Whew. Oh, it's getting passionate tonight.
Hey, chatty.
Hey, all the people that are saying I'm not beating this challenge, bet.
Wait, I can run...
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
This is insane.
I can run impacts and a c4 at the same time
yeah that's just crazy when i saw the patch notes I was like that's insane.
Dude, that's actually nuts.
I can run impacts and C4s chat!
Not at all they're giving me too much power seconds spotted my scan
you must protect your bombs from being diffused by our force so. uh uh How do you breathe loudly there. Is everything okay? Nothing to be afraid of, my brother.
You're just playing a man who can't find the bomb.
I'm trying to let your rainbow succeed! find the phone. I'm lagging?
I'm lagging?
I'M LA- I'M LAGGING?!
I'M LAGGING?! I'm lagging? Come on! SLEEEEEEEEAMMMMED! COME OOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN I have to. I have to.
Okay, chat.
Wait a goth star minute.
Um,
these operators
might be the
fucking meta
in 1v1s, bro.
Name another operator that can
stun and grenade.
I'll wait!
It's a copper, bro. He's a copper.
Just chill.
But if he won the round against me? You guys would say bro-
No no Chad I'm not killing bro!
I'M NOT LOSING A SINGLE FUCKING ROUND THIS WHOLE FUCKING SCREEN!
RAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Insertion in five seconds No, I'm not on booger sugar. Ban that guy!
Lagging...I'm lagging.
I'm actually lagging i'm lagging i'm capping about back What do I do? I don't know what to do.
My party disconnected.
What do I do?
Let me go look at the router.
Yo, I don't know what to do!
Oh my god!... Is it working? Is it working?
What?
What do I do?
It's not working. what do I do
a month 7,000 ping.
I don't care that's a win! That game is a win!
Let me reset my Xbox.
Nope, that game's a win.
I don't care.
He doesn't win!
Mods, pay it out.
He destroyed you,
bro. Um, Chad,
I was winning 2-0 and I got to 7000
ping. How is that a win?
Irish Bulldog, how is that an loss? I was bulldog. How is that an office?
I was winning two to zero and got forcefully removed from the Bobby.
That is a win in my book. Okay, now I have wifi on my Xbox?
I should have wifi- okay now I have wi-
What did the server just crash?
Did the server just crash
did the server crash
you didn't even finish the game yo prodigy j
the game didn't let me finish it it kicked me out of the lobby why did it say input not support?
There's no way, right? There is absolutely positively no...
Now the servers are working again.
Now the party chat's working again.
I don't know what's happening.
I genuinely don't... High five, friend party!
Jack, should I invite him back and finish the game?
No. chat should i invite him back and finish the game bro i don't know what happened
hold on, I'm fixing the settings real quick
oh Hold on, I'm fixing the settings real quick. Fat! You're not even responding.
Yo HiVi should I invite him back and just finish the game?
Yeah I think so what was this gamer tag
it's like bunky no chat don't know chad don't know
chat what was his gamertag like anybody remember clip farmer
yeah dude i clip farmed myself going to 7 000 ping yep
the shit is so stupid but it was umpkey umpkey
umpky what was it chet you can't just say unki there was it?
Jet you can't just say umke there was other letters after it. Yeah, I'm keep going
Like as in crap rock
You have a shit you do?
No, no. Okie join it up!
Okay I'll set up a lobby where its 2-0
Cause you will not take those rounds away from me
Um hi guys all my servers are 150 ping
I don't know what's happening in my game right now
Yo Unky
I was goon-
I love gooning to your bald head you little Yo, can you hear me?
YO! YO! YO!
My game just crashed bro.
Yeah, well how about you tell me I heard
Bro...
For me to even get the first chance bro
To play
I'm so happy to be back in this party
Bro, you're good man
I mean it's nothing like
You got
Like when you gave the game just crashed me out
It's so confused. Yeah
And I was bro my thing went from 2,000 to 3,000 to 4,000 is 6,000 to 7,000
put a flash warning on your stream my god um my head is not that bald
wait i started off on attack right? So blue win, blue win.
Yeah, blue win, blue win.
We gotta finish the game brother.
Bro this guy might stream didn't crash because that would have been ass bro. Unky did you get my invite or what's going on?
Uh... looking. Oh yeah, got it.
2-0 Anki!
I just want one kill. I'd be happy with one kill.
I can't let that happen because chat would clown me for the next
74 days. I need it,
I need it.
Alright, let's get it. 2-0!
I'm sorry, I'm gonna try even harder than
I was before.
Just the image of you waiting around and then my chat flaming me I'm not cool with that so I have to lock in even more about the man
I don't know if i can say it on stream but I just
I locked in, I smoked a little bit and I'm locked in.
Nah you can say that on stream, you're good.
Nick they give me five gift cards!
Okay hit the cart, I'm good.
Wait...you're off the cart right now?
Yeah.
Dude steer clear of the carts trust me bro. Bro you gotta go to like-
Oh yeah everybody in chat it's not worth it. It's too much money and it's not a good habit
for someone who doesn't. I'm just saying
bro, if you're going to be smoking the cards
at least
go to like a dispensary.
Well yeah that's where I get my stuff from. I've health problems like
I've been in the hospital for like three years for vomiting and they can't figure out what it is
yeah they can't figure out what it is and since they can't diagnose it they won't
prescribe me anything to help with the vomiting
or nausea because if they treat like this
it could make that worse.
If I don't know what it is.
So that's been only thing that's kept me good. So you've been in and out of hospitals for vomiting?
Vomiting blood.
For how many years?
Like two or three.
Dude, and they don't know what it is? years? Uh, like two or three. Dude!
And they don't know what it is?
Yeah, I actually go in for a procedure on the 17th, so Monday.
Bro.
I mean, I wish you the best of luck bro.
I hope it turns out well.
I appreciate that bro.
When you vomit how frequent is it?
Once a week or something?
Well, I usually puke like pretty much every day but the blood
usually only happens when i'm going on a couple days in a row where
I just continue vomiting. I don't know, it probably sounds gross but like that's not life.
Damn bro.
I mean you're a fucking...
Warrior for getting through that.
That sounds fucking horrible.
Appreciate that. You kinda- I mean
I wouldn't say learn how to tolerate it but like
Yeah yeah yeah
You know when you get used to it after a while
Damn bro so so so so okay okay recruit something The user is active and protected at all costs.
Come on!
Yo, Recruiting is actually nuts. I just threw three flashes and two grenades
Oh the smoke got stuck in my armor
That's actually insane. I thought I threw the smoke in
the corner
Yo, yo this is actually kinda fun
Bro chat! I just threw three
flashes and two grenades holy wait how old are you man
i'm 19. 19 and do you work or is it harder to work because of the like
yeah i i do work but i can only work part
time because i have a lot of doctor's appointments and stuff like that i actually just moved from
oklahoma to illinois to live with my grandparents to get better healthcare basically but uh yeah i just moved
up here i'm trying to save up for a car right now so i can get someone from work easier
because like i don't know i have've been having to walk basically.
You WALK TO WORK?
Yeah, I've been trying to save up for like even just a little bike with motor on it Like a motorized bike or something
Not even like a motorcycle
Just anything that I can get to and from work with with a motor on it like a motorized bike or something even like a motorcycle just anything
that i can get to and from work with how far is like your walk to work is it like an hour
or some shit or like 30 minutes uh it's like a mile and a half so walking is probably like
a good 30-45 minutes.
Damn bro!
What do you for work? Like don't say specifically what you're doing because, you know...
Cars, I work in cars.
Like mechanic type shit like that?
Yeah, yeah.
No my dream one day is probably not going to sound stupid but it's to own a restaurant.
I did three years of culinary school but couldn't finish because of the food. It's not gonna sound stupid, but it is to own a restaurant.
I did three years of culinary school,
But I couldn't finish because my health
So that was what my dream
That sounds fucking...
That sounds awesome bro you could definitely do that too
Appreciate that you could definitely do that too appreciate that so so so Oh shit. Good game, good game, good game. I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill. I'm going to get the kill. I'm going to get the kill. Good game. Ah shit.
Good game, good game, good game!
Damn I was kinda locked this game, not gonna lie.
See like I have the idea, like I know where you are
Yeah.
It's just that I'm still trying to get good at the game bro that map is literally
his border and coastline i swear yo gg's unky bro thank you for the kind words man
i'm glad that you like with the streams
and uh yeah of course dude i'm, bro, like anything in life that
you set your mind to, bro, I promise you could achieve it,
bro. If your dream is to own a restaurant,
I promise you, you can do that shit, man.
Thank you, bro. That means a lot.
Yeah, bro. Like no, fuck yeah, bro. Never give up on your dreams, bro. That means a lot. Yeah, bro. Like no fuck yeah, bro
And never never give up on your dreams, bro
Never let anybody tell you shit, bro
and I promise you like it'll all become a reality man
Just never ever give up dude
Thank you, bro. You have a good stream
I'm gonna keep watching
Hey
W Unky in the fucking chat man
Hey bro
Most of the time
When we get viewers bro
It's just people calling me fat
Or a vapor
Or a McDonalds employee
It's nice to actually meet someone or a vapor, or a McDonald's employee.
It's nice to actually meet someone who says like
nice stuff bro
because it's nice
to hear that sometimes man.
You know what I mean?
It's nice to hear that
so W Unki in the chat, bro.
I'm gonna add this guy.
A fuckload unky.
W Unky in the chat, bro.
Um, okay, now we need a bronze.
Maybe the bronze.
Vyze, you want me to get the bronzes or what?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I can get them.
Chattop, your Bronze Sector Gamertag.
Mass!
Mass with the 25 gifted.
W motherfucking mans
Mass!
Mass, think of the 25 gifted and I fucking love you
Big Mac Jack 23
Chat if you are bronze type your game or tag in the chat
I'm gonna grab a water
It's lush not really the bronze
Boogie V7.
Chad, don't just type your gamertag,
type your highest rank ever as well.
Type your gamertag and your highest
rank ever.
Big white top rank, bronze
one.
... infrared hulk bronze four infrared hold the bones for back bet all right fred i got you infrared i got you in front i got you
all right yo chat okay chad i I feel like yeah, yeah, I feel like I got to do this
Chat, I feel like I gotta do this bro
dude he said he's walking to work with like
Actual like he actually has real health issues with like actual,
he actually has real health issues bro.
I have to do this bro,
like I genuinely have to.
I would feel bad if I didn't.
Bro and he just literally didn't even act like bro. He didn't ask for anything but brah I want to do it and
Bro, like it's literally if she just has a bike he could get to work
Yo one sec.
Yo Unki, Unki, yo!
So you said... okay, so you said that you walk to work every day and you can only work part time because because I like you know your you have like health
issues and stuff right yeah and he said you're saving up for
like a moped or a bike or something like that so you can get to work yeah
literally anything for like two months now since i moved here
yeah bro i promise you i don't even feel bad
i want to do this i could if you give me like anything bro like your
like if you have like a bank account uh
anything like that even paypal whatever i could get you
like however much you need for even if you want like a moped or
a bike or something bro bro yeah bro it's no problem bro don't
even worry about it you don't have to say shit bro
Just text me on xbox
Whatever you got like paypal or cash app
With what? Cash App work?
Yes I'll wire the money to HiVise and then HiVise will send it to you
Alright Bro i'm gonna cry I'll wire the money to HiVis and then HiVis will send it to you. Alright?
Bro, I'm gonna cry.
No, don't even do that bro.
Don't worry about it at all.
Bro, you can't be walking to work with like a health problem.
I got you bro.
Don't worry about it.
Bro, thank you so much bro.
It's no big deal.
It's no big deal, bro.
Oh my God. Thank you.
Don't even worry about it.
And um...
I'll send the money to Hi-Vis now, and then we'll make sure you get it.
Okay, I just messaged my Cash App. My friends are spam inviting me so I'm going to let carry on with your stream, but I sent you my cash out
Okay. Wait one sec. I want to make sure you get it
So I want to send you like a dollar
It's cool if I send you uh is cool
If I sends you $1 just to make sure it's going
in the right place yeah yeah i do not want to send the money
the wrong place no no no you're right
um i don't have PayPal.
I only have Cash App.
Cash App's fine!
Wait, Vyse do you not have C-
Vise, do you not have Cash App?
No, remember the tournament got my Cash App banned.
Fuck!
Um...
Yeah, I can't even like open that.
Who could we trust to cash app him, bro?
Cause my cash app's banned too.
Who can we actually trust to pay him?
I just-I don't have an actual bank account
so I can't use PayPal
So Cash App is the only thing I could use where I can still get direct
deposit from my work.
We'll figure somebody out. Not Lou! Yeah, I know.
Um, what about like... Is water on?
Stomping? Oh, yeah
stomping definitely would.
Let me see if... Bro, if I could
say hello to Stomp-
Nah, nah don't- Yeah, I'm gonna see if Stompa's on.
I wanna see if he's on. Chattanooga is though.
... Chattanooga is though Richie I could trust richie to
Richie would richie one richie wood yo Zack are you on Xbox by any chance?
Fuck, are you home?
Um
bro, basically
I'm paying this guy but I need
um, I don't have cash app so i need to like wire and like wire you money
and then it's a long story if you're if you're not available it's cool
if you have paypal Do you have PayPal or no?
Okay, let me see.
Hold on.
Let me see if Richie's on real quick
because I think
Richie has PayPal
because I want to just send
HiVis the money and then have
Richie or someone with PayPal send it
to this guy.
I would
need to... I'm going to gonna wire high buys the money
and then he's going to pay you or richie the money and then you would pay him Yeah, Chad. Richie Wood.
Richie Wood.
Zell? Oh yeah, let me actually see. Hold on.
No, but Chad, but Chad's phone numbers.
It's Cash App?
Why is everybody saying it's Cash App?
Why is everybody saying Cash App?
We don't have PayPal!
Oh the right, the right!
Yo something, yeah, Cash App's fine.
Do you wanna join party real quick?
Because this guy is in here.
No no no don't do that. Don't even join party actually. Hold on I got it. Text me your cash app right now and
HiVice is going to send you the money
And then I'm gonna text you his cash app, and then you're gonna pay him. Okay?
Alright, I'm gonna send the bread to Highlights real quick. Okay.
Yeah, I'll text you.
Yeah yeah yeah. Whatever Havai sends you, just send it to this guy?
Yo, yo, Hibes did you um...
Uh what's it called?
Did you get it?
I just told you that I don't have cash app.
No no no
Wait I thought you Not about WIPA.
Wait, what? I thought you did- Wait, how are you gonna...
Bro, I just told ya I don't have Cash App and you said okay
I need to get somebody that has PayPal
To transfer the cash app
That's why we needed PayPal But then chat confused! I need to get somebody that has PayPal to transfer the cash out.
That's why we needed PayPal,
but then Chad confused me, man!
Chad's always saying wrong things.
Okay, then we need Richie to do it.
That right? Richie has PayPal. Yes, give Richie. Give Richie to do it that right
Richie has paid. I know give her to you
I need I have I'm sorry stop it only have cash
Bro chat, you guys confused me bro BRO! Because they were all spamming Cash App
Why am I waiting 10 minutes to say nothing? No, Hav's in a way he was muted. He was muted. Richie said called him?
Richie said called him.
Okay, that.
That ass?
I know Richie has PayPal.
I'm calling Richie.
Chat, y'all were spamming Cash App and you guys fucking confused me. Spice, thank you for the 10 gifted! Yo Richie can you do me a huge favor
And join an Xbox party real fast?
Yeah but you gotta make it joinable
Yup yup I'll make it joinable. You know what I mean? Yep, yep. I'll make it joinable right now.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
All right.
Do you want to...
I just need you to help me out for like 10 seconds.
I got you, bro.
Yeah.
Yep.
I appreciate it, bro.
Spice, take over the 10.
Give to the baby.
Unky doesn't have PayPal.
Yo, dumb fucks.
I know.
Trust me.
I know.
Okay.
So let me cook real quick.
Richie has PayPal and how did Colt?
Oh my God. Colt, leave the fucking
party! Okay, listen. Hold on
hold on. Richie has PayPal
and Cash App. High Vise
only has PayPal. So
High Vise, I sent you the money, you're going to send it
to Richie, Rich is going to transfer it to his
cash app and then Rich is going to pay Anki
Boom! Done
Alright
I can't even believe this is real
Alright I can't even believe this is real.
Alright, Vize let me know bro. It's RichieNY right?
Woah woah woah!
Woah don't say it!
That's not it that's not it.
Wait motherfuckers already got fake PayPals on me?
I'll just text you HiVi, don't say it out loud.
Okay.
I just wanna say this while you're in here Richie...
You and Jinxy are my favorite Siege players.
I've been watching you for years.
What am I doing with it?
Transferring to your Cash App
and then sending it to this guy's Cash App.
Espawn, make me the fine gift here!
No, I'll send it to the five gifted.
Leaked nice job guys. I don't even think that's Richie's PayPal chat.
All right bro. Yeah bro this guy said he was walking to work like dude that come on bro
while puking like Oh my, alright. Yo did someone just text you their cash app?
Yo.
Why are people saying I'm egoing?
Did someone just text you their cash app?
What? Yo, did anyone in this party text me their match app or not? Because if you didn'tโฆ
I sent it to โ I sent you mine.
Okay, okay let me hide screen.
You're good.
Alright, Vives, you ready? I'm gonna send it to ya.
Or I'm sending it to Richie right?
No no no long story don't worry about it.
Yo Richie look at your Snapchat. Look at your Snapchat.
Send the money there
and you got the money, right Richie?
Yeah.
Send that.
Wait,
that won't work bro don't worry about it bro send whatever bros bro send Send whatever
Bro
Bro
Send whatever the limit is
Bro Bro Richie Okay You know join this party I'm getting fucking
Richie okay listen if there is a limit bro to send whatever the limit is
Bro, I can't I can't believe you're doing good. It. You're good, don't worry about it man! It's not a big deal at all, I promise.
That change- it's changing my life... You're good brother, don't worry.
...but to me that's a really big deal.
Come on give me a second.
Oh!
Let me know if there is a problem. If there is, bro, um... Just like I said send whatever the limit is
This coffee's fucking dang
Chad I'm not losing tonight bro!
I'M TELLING YOU DOOR!
No you're definitely not losing bro.
I'm not losing.
No way.
I'm not 1v1ing Colt.
Wait, is Colt Bronx?
Shit, he might be.
That's 100% the right cash-off rate.
Well, send a dollar first.
Send a dollar first.
Send a dollar first.
Richie, on God I appreciate you.
Thank you, bro.
No problem, bro.
I got you.
W. Richie, man!
I'm going to send a dollar. Alright, let him know if he got the dollar.
Bro that cash app doesn't even come up.
Wait what?
I just looked it up and it didn't come up.
Are you sure that's your...
Are you sure that is said Anki?
Well he said he can't send it to you. Cause your cash app
didn't come up. Unki resend me
an Xbox message
Okay. I'm gonna know when you send it
Um
Wait, uh would it be okay if I sound weird?
My cash app acts weird sometimes. Can I just send you my mom's?
Yeah yeah that's fine. Just send me that.
Okay, I'm trying to make this quicker so you're not spending your whole time
trying to do this on your gun stream to do Okay, I just sensed it.
Okay, I'm gonna block screen. Alright.
Got it! Alright Richie try this one
Let me know if this one pops up
Alright hey Richie really?
Okay that one, try that one. Try that one. See if that works.
That one should work.
Wait Cole you are bronze?
alright Cole
Colt Jason 23
alright let me know if he got the dollar. I just sent him a dollar.
Oh, he sent you a dollar?
Unky, let him know if you uh...got the dollar.
I don't know if you have to like text
or call your mom or something?
Why are people saying ego, what does that mean?
Bro Richie, you don't have an go, bro. He said something like no
No, I had privacy settings on brah
I cannot hear all he can here okay well
That's why like I literally can't hear him bribe privacy so that's fine because people
Because and I'm gonna explain why cause people joined my party
and said TOS bro.
Exactly why.
Rich you sent them a dollar?
I sent em' a dollar.
Yo my mom got it.
Your mom got it? Alright now Richie, send her. Bro I'm crying bro.
You're good bro don't worry about it. Richie send the rest man.
Yeah yeah I'm gonna send her right now.
Hey Richie on God I appreciate you bro.
No problem bro I got you of course.
Unky you're good bro do not hey don't cry man
you don't why is he gonna cry bro long story but
you weren't you were you weren't um in the party bro unki
um dude you know you should not be walking to work with an actual medical condition.
Alright bro? So that's like the least I can do alright?
And I'm glad to do it.
It's no problem at all I promise.
Um... I love it. You're good, man. It's no problem at all, I promise.
Um... Let me see- or I'll wait until you get the other stuff just make sure you got all your...
Rich, let's see if that makes sense because the limit might chalk it
yes i'll be good dude that's wrong I up on my other credit card
this one me my debit card what are you out
yeah no i got a new car You're gonna have to give me like a little bit if that's fine.
Like how long? A couple minutes?
You're good, you're good, you're good.
Yeah, a couple minutes.
Rainbow with the 10 gifted!
Rainbow with the 10 gifted that I love you bro!
Right now?
Uh, Viliand...
Yeah here we go.
Chad, I'm out of this motherfucker, Viliun.
Fuck you, add a credit card on here. Yo, Viliun is so cringe.
Oh shit, he disconnected.
Dude I think he DC'd.
Um... Hold on Richie, wait till um...
I think his Xbox just shut off
He DC'd, let me remove it and then re-invite him
What's the lore right now like what's
going on bro just watch the bar out my
own thing
yeah he actually did DC though I need to
invite him
people are like mad at me for not I need to re-invite him.
People are like mad at me for not answering them when I... Bro, Richie just tell them you don't have party on
cause you don't bro.
People aren't actually mad at you bro
they're trolling you. The fucks I'm mad? she probably control fox and
but i'm not going to be a groupies
actually
under
he'll explain the spree should be able to bet him ox veins is a freak all right
bro's gonna buy crack with it okay Alright, let's see.
Wait till he gets back in.
Isn't it the worst when you get a new card, bro?
Because you have to put it onto fucking everything.
Yep.
Hey Richie, I appreciate you now now bro. Are you just playing ranked?
No problem.
Yeah, I'm good.
Good, I'm doing this recruit challenge with the new recruits.
I'm floating!
Oh way...
Let me go-
Wait, I'll barf you.
I wanna get packed up for the champ game.
Is that funny? You're gonna champ game. How's that funny bro?
Bro, you wanna play me for the champion?
Chill! I'm on recruit bro chill
Yo that opps good I'm on recruit bro chill yo that up good no I know because you can like you can
flash and Nate with it yeah Chad I'm in chat i'm inviting him bro i don't know what happened oh there he is there he is yo uncle I think Xbox Party chat's glitching.
Hello? Yo, you good bro- and oh
Hold on, I gotta go
DC it again I'm gonna crash out bro okay All right.
Bro, I think he's laggingging or some shit bro cause he cannot join
It joins then kicks him out
Yo Anki!
I swear people are
My ex-
Oh fuck fuck.
Wait, people are viewing you offline?
Yeah, my Xbox
is bleaching out.
Oh, nah.
Okay, well I can kind of hear you now.
Richie, did you send the... Um, okay well I can kind of hear you now.
Um Richie did you send the money yet or no?
Hold on I'm having issues right now because
I just dropped like a bag the other day
On my debit card and
My bank thought it was fraud.
Oh, my gosh!
So I gotta call my bank, I think.
Yo, okay, Unky, are you good now though? Like is it not lagging anymore?
I opened it on my phone so they can't kick me
Oh you open it on your phone! Okay
Richie, call your bank Richie if you can.
You know their number?
Bro Richie I don't just call them bro why would I know your banks number?
Rich are you trolling or being deadass?
No i'm dead ass? No, I'm badass. No, okay. You got a call
Are you in a game or something
No, I am but I'm like I'm not even playing we're still winning
Okay, wait is the money in balance Okay wait is the money in your cash app balance or no?
Is the money in your cash app balance?
No it's on my- It's in my bank
Because I transferred from my PayPal to my bank. Okay and then then you're going to deposit into your cash app, okay?
Yeah.
Got it, got it.
Okay, can you do that or try?
Yeah, yeah, I'm calling my banker now.
All right. You're scared of me. I'm with my Xbox, bro. That's actually weird.
Like I'm sitting here watching it lose connection and gain connection. Like I just keep seeing a go from connected to not connected
Yeah, I can like kind of your ears cutting in and out but I can like kind of hear you. It's cutting in and out, but I can hear you.
Nox just stick with the five gifted!
Bro Richie yo this is so hard man
Bank not picking up This is so hard, man.
Bank not picking up at 930.
Bro, Richie...
I'm on the phone with him.
There's got to be another method, right right so bro i want to go add my
my new debit card to my cash app right okay and it said it said that the bank
declined it like the bank wouldn't let it.
Okay...
Why do you have to use a new debit card?
Because for some reason, the place I use every of years, they just randomly give you a new
one.
Okay, so you have-
You've never heard of that before?
Whoa, whoa, wait.
You have the money in your bank account?
Yeah.
Is there any way you could wire the money to someone else's bank account and have them pay?
Or are you on the phone with them right now, and is it working out?
You got to update me better, Richie.
I don't know what's going on.
Because if this is going take like an hour,
bro, that's not good.
Thomas, think of the five gifted.
I don't know how your bank works or how
your cash app works. I'd assume so.
Thomas, think with the five gifted!
I'll do it. Get Lou to send it.
Fuck no.
That money's gonna end up in fucking
the Bahamas.
Someone said get Zim.
No, bro.
Zell or Apple Pay?
Yo, Richie, can't you
sell him the money? Yo, just sell him the money.
Can I do a Venmo? No, no, just sell him the money.
Or wire him the money.
Bro you have to- okay you have a bank right?
You have wire transfers right?
Nah I don't even know what that is.
Bro I got a credit card bro.
Bro Richie open up your bank app on your phone.
I can make this really simple.
Open up your bank app on your phone.
Go to pay.
There's going to be a pay section.
You're going to wire Unky the money to his bank.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Wait, I think I can do that. I don't have an actual bank account that's why i had to do cash app cause-
Fuck okay we gotta do cash app then
Yo this is actually getting-
What the fuck how did i just get a bunch of money?
I could see if like my mom has paypal or something would that be easier
um you could ask yeah that might be way easier
yeah that might be i'll be like that would be like
ass real quick because cash app is like ass
all right so jinxie i'm in my bank app now uh okay there should be a section that says pay but it doesn't matter because he doesn't it doesn't matter it doesn't
matter because he doesn't have a bank it doesn't matter
what's the timing of this?
Because my shit was fine, but yesterday
This is when it fucked up
I'm trying really hard right now
It's just like
I don't know
Bruh it's Adam
Bro! Why are my chit chats so bad?
That should be easy
Wait did you try and talk to me bro? They said I'm asking right now. Yeah.
Wait, did you try and talk to me bro? They said- oh you were trying to talk to me earlier.
I just wanted to say that you and Jinx are my favorite Siege players.
Hey thank you bro, I appreciate it bro.
Come on bro! Hey i'm not losing come on
His mom's bank account yeah that could work that could work too I'm just thinking for the sake of
easiness paypal would be the easiest because i know the bank i know how banks
work wire transfers take like three days
paypal will be instantaneous.
Yo, if she doesn't have a PayPal
have him wire you
your mom the money to her bank. Do that.
Do you still have the message that I sent
there was for Cash App? It's the same thing for her paypal no i deleted
it i think i remember what it was though resend it i'll turn off xbox she doesn't pick up let's go
oh my god yes yeah send me that oh my god. Alright we'll be done in like two minutes
No bro damn No, bro. Damn!
Okay. You sense it? Richie, it is literally the same one I just sent
It's this...I'm not a bot
It's the same one
The same one I just sent you
Richie, the same one
oh your mom doesn't think okay that is yeah i'm like
i had her open this dream. Did you send it to me
too?
Bro, it's
in our Snapchat messages. It's the last saved
message. It's the one under
the one that starts with an S. It's not
that one. It's the one that starts with a C.
It's that one.
That's a cash app bro.
Oh! That's the PayPal account!
Richie are you trolling me bro?
Put me in the champ game bro? Put me in the champ game bro
Bro Richie it's the last one I sand
Okay it popped up, nice
Wait let me see. Let me see.
Can't find... Hold on, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
Uh...
I got it, I got it,
I got it, I got it,
I got it, I got it.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
I'm sending you a screenshot
to verify.
Make sure that's it. Oh my god. I'm sending you a screenshot to verify. Make sure that's it.
Oh my god...
You're sending me a screenshot?
Yeah, yeah.
That's it right? 100%
Yo, yo real quick
Yo, yo I'm gonna mute
Wait wait I gotta mute my sh- No I'm gonna mute. Wait wait, I gotta mute my stream No, I'm not muting hold on, I'm muting comms
Yo real quick
Alright Oh. All right, yo Unky, Unky, Unky hold on, hold on.
Yo does is her initials this?
Is her initials this I'm sending you an Xbox message.
Are these are initials this? I'm sending you an Xbox message. Are these her initials?
On Xbox, are those her initials?
Yes, that's it?
All right, send it there.
Send it there.
Yep, yep, send it there.
Beautiful.
All right, and wait until she says
she got it just to make sure that it's good.
Send him just the rest, Richie.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I'm about to be floating off this espresso.
All right, Sam.
Sam?
Beautiful.
I can't believe this, bro. You're good, snap. Snap? Beautiful. I can't believe this bro.
You're good brother don't worry about it man.
Yeah Jynxie look he has a snap.
Snap? Alright bet.
Yep I see it. AW Richie man!
Do you need anything else? Yep, I see it. A.W. Ritchie, man.
You need anything else, bro?
I think that should be good.
All right, bud.
Just text me if you need something.
All right, I'll catch you, bro.
Appreciate you.
I'll see you, Anki.
Have a good night, bro.
Y'all too.
God bless, man. All right, see ya. i'll see you honky have a good night bro y'all too god bless man all right
hunky let me know if um she got it okay
i could confirm he sent that he said that i just seen it
okay he sent that i just seen it okay beautiful beautiful beautiful
jack w richie man w ritchie i knew i could trust ritchie with Chad, W. Richie, man. W. Richie.
I knew I could trust Richie with money and something.
Richie is a W.
Richie's a W, man.
Now if I send that to Lou, bro,
that should sound like I up in the Bahamas. No, it's going
further than that.
Did she say anything yet or no?
It might take a minute because it's PayPal.
She said, yeah.
Oh my God. Oh, she got it?
Oh, nice man.
Cool.
Oh my gosh bro
don't even worry about it at all bro alright man
dude when you told me that
like you had all the health problems and stuff
and that you were walking to work
and bro I can't like hear that
and then not help.
So bro,
I hope that that does help seriously
and um,
I appreciate you for being
like a real supporter man,
seriously.
Thank you bro.
You have a good rest.
Have a good rest of your night on D. night uh your mic's like kind of cutting out
a little bit because i think it's because you're on the phone but bro i love you man and um i hope
all goes well with everything bro and uh i wish you nothing but the best brother
all right chat i think um what's it called
i think i'm gonna piss real quick and then we're gonna get colton
cult for the bronze game.
Or no wait, this other guy's been waiting, right?
This other guy's been waiting?
Hold on.
Yo!
Hulk!
Hulk!
I've been waiting bro, please.
Alright, Hulk.
Here's what I'm going to do bro.
This is the fairest way to do's what I'm gonna do bro.
This is the fairest way to do this.
Imma get another bronze in here and y'all are going to convince...
Hold on.
Y'all are going to convince me why you should play.
Hell no! 1v1v1 call and i'll win oh no no no hold on hold on yo colt
cole yeah yeah so cool Colt. No, Colt.
Colt?
Yeah, yeah.
So, Colt, why should you be the bronze player tonight?
Because I'm the best bronzer in the world.
I have good aim.
I have good everything.
I have good game sense and I've got everything. I have good game sense,
and I've got anything.
Dude!
Alright, Hulk!
And I'm smart.
True, true.
Alright, for me,
you know,
you can invite Cole anytime.
You know,
all my friends are standing me
and they would love to see me 1v1 you and bro i've been trying to 1v1
you for so long and i really like the one chat pulled it
fuck it six second pull coke or h 60 second poll, colt or hulk
Colt or hulk
Yo is anybody talking I can't hear anyone
First one in g- FIRST ONE IN PLACE!
FIRST ONE IN PLACE!
FIRST ONE IN PLACE!
FIRST ONE IN PLACE!
Float! Fly!
They went quiet.
First one in place!
First one in place, first one in place.
Bang! It was Hulk. I'm sorry, Colt. Let's go!
Wait, wait, I wasn't even in secret! I'm sorry I'm sorry
I'm sorry
No relax Colt
I promise I will get you in again soon bro.
Jinxy?
Cold what?
Is there anymore tournaments that I can be in?
Yeah bro yes bro, cold we will get you in bro. Yes, bro. Cole, we will get you
in, bro. Okay? I promise.
Pause timer. Pause timer for a sec.
Why?
What are the rules?
What are we doing?
Okay, here's the rules, bro.
Anything under the sun, no holds barred no limit grudge match there is no rules
know nothing
i'm only allowed to use the new recruits bro
I am only allowed to use the new recruits and then I'll use anything else.
Oh, so I can stream snipe?
No! You can't stream snipe, Hulk!
Wait, Hulk you said you were bronze!
What? Yeah... YOU'RE COPPER TOOB! you were bronze what yeah your copper too used the highest rank oh wait last season
okay okay i'm sorry i'm sorry, I'm sorry. Thank you, HiVice! Love you baby!
10 seconds before...
What does that say, Clint?
5 seconds to go.
Okay no he was bronze, he was bronze.
My bomb must be located at the pier. You have located a bomb.
Alright, Hulk!
Jinxie, you suck at this game bro.
Man here we go right back into it.
So Colt how do I suck at the game explain?
Uh first of all
I'm not cool.
Dead!
Fuck you're shooting the hatch.
Command Gary's green, he's dropping.
What the... Whoa!
Don't push, can't see.
Slammed! Come on! Sit the fuck down!
Smoking that bronze back. SET THE PHONE DOWN!
Smoking that bronze back.
Smoking that bronze back.
No- yo, Hulk.
You are the epitome of brain rot, bro.
Cool.
Or not... Motherfuck.
Hulk!
Cut this brain rot shit out, bro.
Um, what the sigma?
Alright. Dude, are you a fucking soundboard?!
Hulk! Be a real human!
Holy shit!
Errm... What the flip, dude?
There is more to life than...
Oh yeah wait I forgot it okay cool happy birthday to
him great hope you are literally ice a brain rot soundboard, bro.
Cut that shit out, seriously.
You said what the sigma five times?
Um...
What the sigma?
Alright.
Ay-ay!
Straight up!
No, I-
Yo
Cool, I'm dead ass like
yo
I'm dead ass gonna leave this bitch bro
I'm gonna leave this fucking lobby dude
CUT THAT SHIT OUT!
Don't even pretend that you're gonna leave
You gotta clip farm Hey, what the hell are you doing?
I heard that.
Don't do that.
What the hell was it?
Hacker!
Hacker.
Hacker.
I'm not hacking.
You can't hack on console.
Let's get Zim.
No.
Controller.
Controller.
What in the mother
i get that before
well about that because of our work
up like you Unlike you.
Take the body!
What does this do? Twelve's the last- Hey! No spawn peeking you mother-
That's not a spon- I shot a fucking window dude.
That's not a spawn peak Hulk.
Alright, so Jinxy's
hacking.
Come on, bro.
Bro, these things are not good.
Oh, who gave me the fuser?
Hulk, it's a 1v1.
You spawn in with the diffuser.
Yo, I can't even tell if you're being serious or not. Hulk! It's a 1v1 dude! Of course you have the fucking diffuser!
Who the- Yeah what game is falling?
Yeah get me out of this game please.
This guy's actual fucking brain rot.
This guys actual genuine legitimate fucking brain rot
in every element of the word
this guy's fucking brain rot
we went from the most wholesome game of all time to this
i'm not modding hulk i would no i'm not modding you yo
no no no you're not getting marred bro shut up
hashtag model let me cut
right on the same name on the twitch
hold let me cut right to the chase
you're not getting mod bro cut that
thing out right to the chase
you were horrible at the game
Actually a top five controller player on console right now
Actually your ego is very big for beating up bronze like what the sigma hey say what i say what the signal one more time i fly out of this hobby What is slow walking?
Oh what the fuck was that?
Hey, stop breaking shit. so Where's that bullscanner?
Motherfucker stream sniping. Hey hashtag JT streams like that
Oh wrong room
I Oh, wrong room. Okay right room.
What? Okay, right roof.
What?
Where the fuck is he?! I'm about to crash out.
WHERE ARE YOU?!
Answer my riddle 3 and I will tell you my location. Hey stop drowning!
Hey the motherfucker-
He's, sniping!
Mercy goes on divvy dot and then he streamsnipes. first it goes up
the I gotta lock in. Damn!
Hold up.
I'm gonna go to the other side. Hold up.
I heard it, He's on IQ.
I'm doing a recruit challenge!
... she
what the
shop
well up whoa whoa whoa he's asking hey bro where'd you plan help
easy tell me I'm in the wrong site. Fruitless!
My style is a different now.
Slam!
Shut the fuck down!
I'm Bronn.
Yeah, hell yeah.
And I'm champ.
And I'm locked!
What? Why are you screaming? I'm only bronze. Because of my feelings.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Yay, I won the round against the bronze. Woo!
No fuck that shit. I wanna scream as a way of removing my energy that was the right reaction
hold on wait uh all right i think you're gonna go Lesion so I won't
go with Shield Hop
You think I'm gonna go? Yo
Hulk! It's a recruit
only challenge
There's no
Dog! I can't be on any other There's no...
Dog, I can't be on any other operator Other than recruit
What? This mother
I CAN'T GO MELUSI
WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND I can't go, Melusi!
What do you not understand?
Holy shit.
W clubfire.
Not Colt. Hulk! that you can't find not call it hope
i told you from the job
its only recruit well there's no other operator
i thought you did I told you that
Tick-tock ruined hey, no rushing. All right for this round you have to heartbeat alright we're if you have to our P if you if you freaking fail RP that is a two-week ban bail
rp a second time that is a one year ban.
Are you on crap?
If you already have me I swear to god!
What the fuck are you speaking about?!
What the fuck?! you speaking about what do you mean RP Oh, that's the wrong grenade. Oh you're done.
This is why recruits are the new best operator in the game.
Why is that?
Because you fucking missed?! Okay I gotta find out who gets plan but I can't let you see me
don't freaking die oh wait what does it actually knowing where the hell are you
all right chat I think he's hacking type one in the chat if I'm better than Jinxie.
Type 2 in the chat if he should rematch 1v1.
Type 3 in the chat if I should 1v1 Richie.
No! No, he's acting...
If you beat me I'll be pissed off. I lose scanners, so...
You know?
Of course it is.
Pitting on the floor you nasty man.
Hey, you jump out that window and you're gonna feel the wrath of
the wolf.
Why the hell should I?
And we can end the fucking game.
I get to build and I probably lose.
Hey! Hey, he's bail-RPing. Hulk! Quote of the day.
Some men are so scared to be a state.
He's bail-RPA'ing.
Hulk!
Quote of the day.
He's bail-RPA'ing.
This motherfucker.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. quote of the day rp this 15 seconds left.
10 seconds left.
... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So hold, quote of the day okay?
Quote of the day is he fail RP'd and he's cheating. Okay, brain rot.
Holt so quote of the day right?
You said if I enter I'll lose
but you never entered and then ever won
So Holt quote of the day
Some men are so afraid of losing, they never actually win.
Remember that.
Failure Hulk is the greatest learning tool in all of them and all of life.
Carly Worley type two if Jinx he's a bot.
All right, hey fuck this motherfucker.
Hey get us over in this bitch. Silver for J-S-N-T-W.
J-S-N-T-W.
J-S out of everybody to you. I'm gonna go piss bro, I was getting sober in this bitch.
Roofless! My style that's a two for now. so so. ah
ah
damn that's a good book there I was really, really, really trying to make a good quote there and Colt just wasn't taking it seriously.
It's cool though but actual genuine quote of the day like seriously
Some men are so afraid of failing, they never actually win.
Some men are so afraid of losing, they never actually win.
The only way to succeed in this life is to fail time and time again,
and still get up and dust yourself off, and say,
HIT ME SOME MORE MOTHERFUCKER!
Quote of the year.
Yo! How did Charles get in the party?
Jason has never been sober.
Oh right... It was on my other account bro party jason has never been sober all right
no no jay jay we're not doing this tonight dude
bro no we're not doing this dog bro for real for real yeah you're scared he's smiling while
he said that shit get us over in this bitch bro
TRG was so well Jerry I didn't know you have to communicate, Jerry!
Sorry. Yeah, you know what?
So when I said how did Charles get in here...
No, take it plain. Take it plain.
High-fives fist me daddy. I'm sorry.
Okay that was crazy. High-fives you know i love you bro yo charles
so i've been paying my 34 dollars charles your relax
charles you're the silver right yes how is your night going brother hope
you having a beautiful amazing fan-tabulous night.
It's pretty good just from watching the stream.
So you are the silver player Charles?
Yeah.
And your highest rank ever is silver correct
You're not like yeah. You're not finessing me here
Nope silver three silver three highest ranked ever badass
Yep Okay Got it. Yep. Okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay. So all right. All right.
All right Charles. Um,
do you understand the rules of how this like games and stuff work?
Yeah yeah he said uh...
He left a muthafuck
Yo get him back i'm about to what's up tonight man
let me guess you kicked them again didn't kick him didn't kick him. Didn't kick him, bro. All right, I didn't bug them.
He's good off you, Yo Coffee.
Charles...mother...
Motherfuck! Mother... mother f**k! Charles.
He's just AFK.
How about, what'd you do well what did you do Jerry
check I like pushing high-fives his buttons it's my favorite thing to do so
you kicked him again I High five, seriously.
I didn't kick them.
I'm convinced since you missed the Illuminati meeting
yesterday they are now kicking everyone from the party.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
So first off, so that's- I told you it was a mandatory move.
So now High Fives is just the clip farmer in this.
Yo, it's good, bro.
High Fives at this point, bro?
You may as well just start streaming every day if you're gonna clip farm.
We need a silver, bro. Quick. We need a silver, bro. Quick!
We need a silver. Fast!
Chat, nothing's leaked.
High Vibes is literally... The Illuminati's
after us. What can we do? No, no, no.
Now, chat, nothing's leaked, bro. high-fives is a glorified clip farmer
brother we've known this for some time let's get the silver in here bro blast
Kobe Kobe I got you. God damn it Jerry!
Alright, I invited two silvers hopefully one of them joins Charles hey Chuck. Yo Kobe Kobe
Have eyes check this guy make sure he's about it yo Kobe
Everyone doing at the same time.
Yo, I can't do this shit.
My skin is bugging though.
Yo, Kobe bro, Kobe.
Yo.
You a silver Kobe?
Blessed Kobe has never been over the rank of bronze.
All right, get this motherfucker
GONE!
Where is Charles?
Bro damn!
He talked and then left.
SenaKoom420, back, not bad.
I'm bugging? Yeah bro!
Sena, I invited you. i'm out of here okay this guy looks
wholesome he has a cute dog in his pfp this guy looks very awesome what's good
man all right yo sin are you silver there's actually no way there's no way uh sg is a
silver i already checked them okay check sin and check sg how's it going bro
sg is already a silver just checking very good all right
st on a scale of like one through ten how good of a silver are you sg
um i shouldn't be a silver I'm better than a silver but...
Sin!
Yo hello.
Sin has never played a game of ranked before.
Alright! SG join it up sorry son hi okay so
SG do you know how the rules of this work um yeah yeah i do wait am i hearing a little bit about
might have a little bit of accent here
nope you play child bob
uh huh You play child bomb? I'm from North Dakota.
Wait, you're not from Canada?
No
On Diddy?
Wait, no. Okay hold on
On Diddy, On Diddy
Whoa chill, chill
Wait hold on
You're actually from North Dakota
Not Canada
Yeah
Bro, hold on Say I just played Chell with the boys and came back
And hit a couple of ruskies
I just played Chell with the boys and came back
This guy's Canadian, yo! This guy's Canadian!
Bro, don't fuck with me, bro!
Don't fuck with me!
You are Canadian, bro!
No, I'm not.
Bro, nah, bro!
Okay, say this.
Dude, the fucking Oilers are the best team in the league no?
Dude the Panthers are the best team in the league bro. No! No! No no no., I think this guy's Canadian, bro.
No, I'm not.
This guy said one of the four people that live in North Dakota.
Wait, so...
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
So wait.
Alright, you know I believe you.
North Dakota, North Dakota.
I believe him, I believe him,
I believe him.
Will I ever... ever throw Manny
man he said well I ever find love says Manny six months subman my boy
Manny hey let's get some W Maddie in the chat. Bro, Manny, I think
sometimes, man, life
will definitely throw you battles
and stages of your life where
you gotta go through stuff. But Manny, at the
end of the day, bro, the first and most important thing before anyone can love you
Bro, you have to love yourself dude. Manny if you love yourself, bro
I many I promise you grow like you will eventually someday manny don't ever give up on that bro All right, Manny. Don't ever give up on that, bro. All right, Manny? I love you,
bro. Chat fucking loves you. You got it, bro. No matter what you're going through, bro,
I'm sure you're going through some shit, bro. Keep your head up, man.
I promise we're all here for you bro w manny in the chat
okay yo sg yo yeah what's up um let's do this let's do this that. Let's do this shit that Ralph so what's like bro that ass
Boring it's cold. It's just terrible
boring cold terrible damn you sound sound really passionate about your state.
No it's alright I like it.
Well okay on the bright side in North Dakota it's a lot of nature right? It's a lot of nature?
Yeah.
Join up by the way!
Join up, join up, join up, sorry, sorry.
Alright um I don't- oh alright I got it.
Real quick, Highlights how do you turn off notifications?
Like...
Highlights help him!
Sorry.
Help him!
Ummm umm
Alright so scroll over to-
I didn't see
I'm not a
What the fuck
Here hold on
He joined!
I'm in the game.
Let's go.
So here is what you gotta do.
I got it.
Click the home button.
Alright.
Yep.
Scroll over to your profile picture.
Scroll down this settings.
Yo high five shut yo bitch ass up.
Yo this kid. Scroll down to settings, go down to preferences then
notifications, notification banners, uncheck mark that
Alright SG so how many seasons
have you hit silver before man? How many seasons?
Um...
Uh, one.
Err, no, no, no.
Wait.
Yeah, one.
I think we've been playing for three seasons.
You hit silver one season?
Uh, last season, yeah. Interesting. You hit sober one season?
Last season, yeah.
Interesting.
Okay.
And what was your KD when you hit sober?
It's a 1.2 I think.
Okay.
Okay. All. Alright.
I'm gonna just... I'm gonna get right down to brass tacks here.
You're not winning a fucking round.
I'm sorry, bro. That's the reality
of the situation and there is one reason for that.
The pulse glasses are coming out.
I heard an impact meaning he's probably hook on billiards with Will Meyer or Malusi.
I heard an impact, I would bet everything in my bank account that he is either on Wilmire, Melusi or Hookah and Billiards.
There is the impact...
Oh my god! I really need to get a life.
Bardiac! God I really really really need to get a life Bardiak
Don't be so down come come all in on me.
Look at this drone work.
Dad!
You challenge that?
Wait actually you chow'd that? Yeah.
Why did you chow not sg? Come on! time but i know this moment is coming now it's my time i gotta make up for all the nights that
my mama cried i'm going in i'm putting everything on the line dropped out of school to take my dream
i had some for a bro i put my out into this shit man I come fucking low
They smile up in my face but they don't know what I've been through
Whole lot of nights I went to sleep but I ain't no fool
But now I'm up and I'm just thinking about my next move
Gotta keep my air above water gotta stick and move.
Wait Jinkxie who sung that song?
NBA Youngboy.
You should probably keep it that way.
Get high fives out of this party yo but like my head mod is a
clip farmer bro like seriously get high buys out of this party bro yo i'm not gonna lie
bro like this kid is not funny and he just sits here clip
Why are you guys spent like spam laughing? He's not that funny, bro
He's literally a clip farmer dude
W high-rise Oh W, high rise. What a bros I'm trying to bang like who want to call me their friend? I heard 81 Right around protected.
Ride or roll, wherever I want to stay
Now that I'm out here, ain't nothing the same at all Chime No, my controller died have ice
good night There's no way. Come on bro, who are you challenging?
Who are you challenging?
Wow that should be silly.
I'm so lucky.
That's enough? That's lucky? Fiend!
It's all luck.
Look at it like this right? This is very mathematical way to look at this.
You hit silver for the first time ever last season. I had silver when
Donald Trump was a president bro, I hit silver seven years ago, G.
There's levels to this shit.
You hit silver seven days ago?
I hit silver seven years ago.
Let that marinate.
Let that simmer.
Awesome. simmer chat i did ask do you think recruit might be the meta for 1v1s
we need to locate a bomb
i really, really, really...
What op am I using?
Ten seconds before insertion.
What op are you using?
I just heard a bay lift.
So either on Oryx or Alibi or...
Sounds like a Bay Lift bro that's gotta be Alibi, or... Sounds like a Balint bro. That's gotta be Alibi or Dock?
I'm gonna say Dock. It's gonna be Dock, Oryx
or Alibi. I'm going to say you're most likely
on Dock though because that's what
you would pick in a 1v1.
Yeah, I really needed life.
That's three rounds in a row. I predicted your operator quick don't worry. come on Oh
Wow, no what that's a silver you're moving like that? It should be a silver bro.
If you ever do that,
what rank you deserve
I should be like a plat bro
Bro, bro. Okay.
I'll give you Platt if you can win another round.
I mean that just looked like you were holding an angle and got a recall headshot.
I'm going to be honest.
And my chat's saying slam, slammed, slammed, slammed, slammed.
He just penetrated you.
Slammed, slammed, pissed on.
Thank you, chat. Thank you guys for just being so supportive. I love it, man.
As soon as I- Okay!
Guys, I walked up the hallway and he shit on me bro
What do you want me to say?
Yo if i beat you can I get added?
Sure deal!
Matt...
Hit 10
Ospoil has located a bomb. Get ready to engage.
I won't lose this don't worry Jack your points are safe here
I won't lose this chat.
Best stuff is gold, get ready Golds!
Recruit only all the way to champion.
You're above me and good round, brother!
Just chill... Come on! You're silver? Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're silver?!
I'm teed up.
I'm teed up.
You're silver?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're silver!
I'm teed up.
I'm teed up.
I'm teed up.
I'm teed up.
I'm teed up. I'm teed up. I'm teed up. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're silver?
Um... okay?
Dog you're silver hitting that?
Let's go!
There is no way.
You lock engine come on
I was the fucking silver, man!
Ah, 1 in 10 again.
Yo shi- Hey, hey! The tournament happened three months ago. Let it go! You located a bomb. so this way so so Come on. No way, no way.
You're not silver bro.
I swear on god and my family i'm silver
I'm bronze right now but
I was silver last season On On your mother's life you're silver?
On my mother's life is my only count.
On my mother's life.
No way.
No way.
I'm just kidding.
Boss G one cap. Am i playing stomping right now
what's going on yo if i was to a silver like
you won't see me i'm letting you guys like i'm done
i'm done i'm done if i lose to a silver.
Here's the thing, I lowkey do think he is Silver
That round was the only round that he didn't look Silver
because he watched wants you want to happen to me
all right bro i believe that you're sober i believe you
i really do secure the box yeah no idea Really is It was a shot though I'm a new boss you want that we do bossy me by it was at Chateau
Yeah, located a bomb
Oh Come on. Are you gonna answer him if I beat you?
Okay, so so Come on, dude! I don't know what to do with that. Yo, so why- whoa!
Yo Fiend, fiend no no no
Why did you drop down and jump in the window?
I don't know this is what
I did so I drone top floor right
I drone top floor I saw you there
I jumped off the thing
didn't ash hurt just jumped through the window and then I knew you
would grenade down and then shot you you drone top all right we're gonna match
you Larry now he's on to all of top floor yeah I droned it I drowned it on
God I droned it you to auto top you'll see back
you'll see it yeah i got you your new site was fine
yep new site is clear no oh my god oh my god wait so okay hold on
before we start celebrating we have to like conduct an investigation
Alright.
Cause if your stream clapping the win is invalidated
So if you drone top floor
and I wasn't upstairs
why would you jump in sight window
so no no this is what i did i was up top right i was up top right
i droned and you and you peeked i barely saw your foot
you um yeah i barely saw your foot don't, I barely saw your foot.
Don't pay off shit yet!
Don't pay off shit yet!
Then I jumped-
then I jumped off
and ass charged straight in
because I knew you were upstairs.
How did you know I was upstairs?
Cause I droned you!
Dude, check my street play right now.
Please.
Bro why would I not check my street play of course.
Every time I think I'm getting shoot by them I not check my true play? Of course. Every time I think I'm getting shoot-ins, I will check my true play.
Don't pay out shit yet chat!
I'll give you an honest opinion if I feel like I got shoot insed.
Attackers need to okay and a few bombs because i mean
my god you're tight yo can't eat rich here like something
trial for stream-slapping right now!
Alright I'm gonna ask you some questions.
I got a church bro like I'll put it on God bro.
Relax relax relax, I'm just going to ask you some questions.
Because I am fair guy, relax. I'm just going to ask you some questions. All right. Because I'm a fair guy.
I promise I'm fair.
If I feel like I'm getting sued,
that's what I'll say it.
Okay, so right here
I ran upstairs
because I saw you on the camera
and fell again.
Yep, you ran upstairs.
Yep.
Now, just so we're clear,
I haven't even opened up the clip yet but
you said and I know you saw me upstairs right you saw me
yep with a drone with the drill okay I'm gonna wait for that to happen
and really quick I wasn't in the building,
I was outside with a drone.
I put my drone in there.
You'll see it.
Okay yeah you did see me, wow.
AGG man.
GG bro. Oh my god. Yeah.
Another insane shot on me.
Alright, I just got headshotted four rounds in a row.
Yo GG's bro.
Yo, can I get added and meet Richie please?
Like I beg you.
I beg you.
You want to meet
Richie bro?
Like actually?
I really want
to meet Richie bro.
Bro, Richie has this much
aura? What's going on?
Alright, I'll see if Richie... Wait.
Wait, and if Richie can't stomp in,
if Richie can't stomp in, but you know what I'm saying.
Yo, you gotta understand, with Stomping, bro
that kid has crazy motion.
He's not just going
to pull up to a party.
That's not how he works.
Yeah, right.
He is so much R, bro.
So listen,
here's how like
the Orometer goes.
So I'm like top 10 maybe Stomping's number one bro he's not just gonna pull up to a point
i invited him just for shits and gigs he's not going to pull off trust me richie maybe
stopping will not do that bro he's like cardi bro he's not simple that, bro. He's like Cardi, bro. He's not just gonna pull off...
Hey! Real shit, bro!
Like you went offline?
If I felt like I was getting stream sniped
I would tell you
That was not a stream snipe
I have never played a Silver
Who has headshotted me four rounds in a row
So GG Yeah really quick played a silver who has headshot at me four rounds in a row.
Yeah, really quick.
There's no way... I do not think I should be a silver.
I play with like a lot of
mediocre players for my stack that we normally do but wait oh yeah
gotta be first amen I rang when Richie went offline bro so you can't meet
Richard's off and they both have aura well Richie would've done it but stop
that was never happening he He has too much aura.
Can you at least bro? Yeah yeah I gotchu bro! I gotchu. Amen.
Bro thank you so much. GG's bro. Have an amazing beautiful fantabulous night.
I just lost two of fucking silver so I'm gonna go lay in my hot tub and drink Olanchark.
No! Goodnight chat. I mean, I lost you a silver bro.
Hey, I'm a fair guy bro. If I felt like I was getting stream flagged, I would say it.
Of course he saw my elbow on the drone. It is what it is
I lost to a silver it happens, bro. We'll slap that on YouTube tomorrow
I mean bro
It was probably like an hour and a half two hours of gameplay it's pretty fun man but um ggs bro i love
all you boys chat remember bro here is
the plan tomorrow I'm gonna be streaming
I don't know what I'm doing yet
tomorrow I know for a fact we're doing fan mail tomorrow because I have
a bunch of fan mail behind me.
Saturday is a tournament, Sunday is a tournament and Monday
is going to be the Elden Ring Marathon.
Monday, June 17th.
I'm going to try to go live at like 4 p.m. or 5 p.m.
We'll go live a little bit earlier than normal and I'll probably be streaming for
like three days,
four days straight.
Like nonstop,
like a hundred hours of streaming until we'd be out in ring chat.
I love it.
Appreciate all you motherfuckers.
So that was a wholesome night,
man.
We met on key bro.
That guy's cool as fuck.
I hope you all have an amazing, beautiful night.
I'm sorry that I couldn't stream longer.
I mean...
I just lost to a fucking silver.
I don't even...
I'm gonna go lay my head down in the jacuzzi and drink a land shark. I love you boys, man
We'll be back again tomorrow bro out on figure out what I want to do tomorrow dude
I think tomorrow um
Let's try to see ifper wants to do this thing.
But,
I have a cool thing I want to do with Stomper.
But,
GG's man.
I love y'all bro.
Peace.