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Join and I'll flip. Join and I'll flip.
Bro, actually first game we should start off on East to get a game
And then we go Central
You don't think Central will get a game?
We could do that
Nah, I can't lie. GCS is sp like gca is spinning dc is spinning That's why they call me Sweet Shady, I'm back
That's why they call me Sweet Shady, I'm back
That's why they call me Sushi.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
I murder a blind one word at a time.
You never heard of a mind as perverted as mine.
Come on!
It ain't gonna help what you're gonna do against the man that strayed. come on is I used to give a fuck, now I can give a fuck less. You know what?
They just suck, sass and sucks.
Too much stress, too much stress, too much sass and brats.
Too much said is just too much mess.
I guess I must've just blew up quick.
Blew up quick.
Was raised right whatever you say
Yo Richie fly in this fucking lobby man come on
You're burning time
you're fucking up by number one
In goes in. He goes in.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Q and 3, 2, 1, Q!
Yo, Mingo's on us.
We're the first game in the world.
First game in the world.
Q, Mingo? Oh no.
Give me that big baby penis.
Let's fucking go bro.
Yo if you sell me I will reach through my monitor come on AJ AJ you're
on that eight you're on that ace. Jaden, you're on
that ace, Jaden.
Give me on that nook, bro, like real shit.
Dude!
Wait, wait, side and walks?
Oh my god, here we go striker and century
striker in the century whoa wait at the way he flew into position damn striker's passionate
wait where is the new aisle go to your screen bro first one
yo i haven't even looked at the battle pass or nothing.
I have 36 packs?
Bro, do y'all have boosters?
Oh!
Wait pop the battle pass. I need to go with that.
There's not a single team
that can beat this team bro.
We will not lose bruh.
Come on, run again Yo don't fuck this up
OOOH I'm playing all MKs
Lock in
I was about to say
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING Sorry are you laughing sorry
yeah what's the ban?
ban emerald
they're gonna ban sky
listen, they're gonna ban sky
we might get themed though
we might get themed though we might get email never
been events guy will have music what's
this movie defense only I think no
business is it when it started 30 30
mango party 30 30 all right now it's
fine it's fine
Seems good
Yo we cannot sell a defense bro
There is no reason why we should lose
Do you wanna ban the Monty?
Woah Do you want to ban the Monty? Whoa!
Oh, the Monty could be a good ban.
Monty's pretty overpowered bro.
That broads how I lose to shitters.
Yeah all the time, all the time
Imagine we lose first game
Yo! Chill chill chill chill
Why would you even say that Mingo?
I wasn't even processing that and thinking about that. Now, I'm thinking about that bro
Alright so we're on deck
Where is Stompen? Chat, Stompen is sleeping bro
He's sleeping as soon as he's up
we'll float him in chat
24 hour stream
the stream is not ending until we're champion
let's fucking work
bro I dead ass think we got the first game.
Did we just keep banning Clash and shit or
nah? Fuck the Clash, man.
Ban the Fenn.
Yo, Fenn and Solas got nerfed, bro.
Hey!
Oh, you're right! I just got nerfed bro I forgot about that
Oh you're right
Solus is garbage now
Oh shit Fenrir is fucked
What about solus did solus get nerf?
Woah woah What about Solus? Did Solus get nerfed? You can get him.
Woah woah utility screen's different!
Woah the utility screen is different
Oh my god, okay, that's new.
It shows the control difficulty?
It shows the control difficulty and it shows the...
Bro, it shows how hard it is to control the recoil.
The SMG-12 was a 4 out of 5?
How the f...
You got attachments though? What's the guns, what's the guns?
Yo on that new screen bro it shows
It shows
The recoil of the gun
That's PC That's PC, that's PC.
Yo if you sell me your blocks!
I got hotch, are we SSG Roman?
We're going 74 and 0 today.
Yo you have 4 O's. We're going 74 and 0 today.
Yo, 4-0's get the games over with quick.
Every time we settle a round that's 3 minutes off the clock
And that's three minutes longer to get number one in the world alright fuck this shit up right you're
right here right let's go time is money
bro time is fucking money don't sell no
type of rounds yeah I feel good. Wait, my sentence feels good. Oh, you guys feel different bro?
Woah!
Yeah!
I feel different.
I feel like they got strings on my back.
Yo.
Maverick Dad. new season, new me.
New season, new haircut!
Target detected.
Where? In bathroom break? No, that one's bathroom. It's more of an act than a word. Nothing dragon side. I got a window mango on the left side
Swing right side now
You just reached that you preached breached above once I say guys
Just finger blast me already, Mingo.
Yo who's laser? Come on Bray!
PISS ON HIS FACE!!!
Where is that?
Wait, call this guy. Don't give them anything.
Flawless then!
FLAWLESS!!!
Flawless!
Hey 4-0s bro!
Let's go let's go.
4-0s.
Fucking ball bastard.
Come on.
Come on bro.
You can cook an egg on my head bro come on.
Let's go. dude first season right
yo we are getting champion today for you guys No! Oh, I spilled water on my dick.
Yo, let me get Valkyrie.
I have tech- oh no, I don't have tech here.
Actually, I have tech.
Yeah, I've got tech.
Yo, watch your fucking tone, Jaden. Watch your fucking tone.
Not doing that shit today. Hey I'm not dealing with your ass for 24 hours so...
Fall in line! Fall in line bro.
You're on ace,'m on nook.
I called blue this morning
Well only cause Stommer went to sleep You guys wanna pick him up? Well, I mean only can stop him once he's asleep.
Bro Richie is better than Lu bro.
Fuck Lu!
Point five bro. Fuck Lou.
.5, bro?
What the hell?
Fuck that dog shit clown.
Fuck Lou.
Come on.
Fuck Lou.
Lou doesn't try and rank.
He doesn't try and rank.
Oh my God, he doesn't.
Bro, he goes to tournaments nevermind ranked.
I know Richie wants to go 65-0 today bro. Yo but like don't lose rounds! Of course. That's what we do every season. We do it every season. Yeah, you fuck 65 though!
Yo but like...
Don't lose rounds, miah!
You know what I mean? Like don't even lose rounds, miah!
Hey hey hey no egos, no emos.
No egos, come on.
Say the next part. No egos, no egos. Come on. Say the next part!
No egos, no emos. Come on. Lock in bro.
Don't get all emotional
about shit bro.
Like Jay I'll teamkill the fuck out of you
if you sell me. What the fuck are you talking about dumbass?
Jay that ass is on ace. On attack.
Hey Jay! You're on that ace baby.
Cause I'm on no. All I know is I'm on no.
That's all I fucking know.
Where they at?
What's funny, what's funny?
Are you at the cafe? At the cafe?
Oh shit! Nooo! Have I seen some of the players? I can't face. I'll let you play, no, all right? I'll play this.
No!
How about same time
on the 24th?
23,
I'm doing this.
24,
man!
Wait,
no,
no,
oh my God,
in the backside.
Bro,
I forgot to tweet out
this poster.
I made a composter.
Yo, Twitch running cafe.
Hold on.
Hold on daddy.
Nobody's inside.
Wait one sec.
I'm back in four three two
where hold on i'm back in four, three.
Yo look at this Twitter post. No what? It's Scythe!
No it's not Parking. It's not Parking. No, no, Top RK, Top RK.
Where is he?
There's one at Cafe site, one at Cafe site.
He's inside.
Yo, one on top of the-
I'm on Top RK can here.
I'm dead!
MY GOD DAMN IT I'm on top right here. I'm dead! My god dammit!
I was tweeting something!
Yo, two cat stats!
One bathroom door
Cat stats! This guy's dead! One cash desk, one bathroom door! Cash desk!
This guy's tagged!
Richie got the fuser.
Richie has case.
Richie has case. it's a richie
camera
I'm sorry you start dumbasses shut up Jay
Richie don't have to get four people
watching the meantime shut the fuck up Richie swing the case yeah
I'll be an angle on the cases around better. They have not grabbed a case yet
They're your ping the taste for pinkies for me yo Jay ping the case warm you stupid fuck
dumbass kid they're waiting for the reason like on that fucking breach Richie airheads bitch out King of New
York King of New York. King of New York, left side. Left side.
No!
Oh my god.
So Jinger, I was tweeting about it.
How come he's wiping that shit?
Oh hell no!
Get out of that van Jinxy
Hey, where- hey, Oopie Soft. At Oopie Soft
Can I get an ad?
Air his ass out bro
Yo the only reason we lost that round was because I was on my phone bro.
Nah, it's all good.
Did they have mirror?
Yeah, that's what I was about to say.
What the hell?
Whoa, I kind of like this.
Whoa, I can have C4 and barbed wire?
Whoa whoa! No no no no
hold on. Don't- wait no
they're giving me C4 and impact?
They're givin' me C4 and impact?
Oh I have a 7.4 KD this is it.
They're giving me a C4 AND an impact?
GG
Woah my C4 is L-E and I am impacting the bar.
Guys we just lost a theme park defense so we're on pace to lose this game right now.
He literally walked in the room and killed me.
Jay I'm pretty sure he dropped the hacks.
No, I think he walked in from
the dragon bro, yeah
Bro is there a way to
turn off the vending machines? Or no
Oh yeah yeah
Jay it's like we have a mirror to watch that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We do.
Are we trolling already?
No.
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
Who's trolling, motherfucker? be lost, bro. Who's trolling motherfucker?
Come on, bro!
I'm gonna die.
Lock in.
Quiet!
Pop 4 found a bomb you must defend it Fuck that hatchet. Yeah, I saw that. On a drone on that hatchet. I'll shoot the guy with the DMR guys.
I'm gonna go get him.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it. I got it. I saw that. On the drone on that hatchet?
The guy with the DMR guys!
That's like high...
They just baited and dropped off.
Yeah they didn't even shoot the default cam there was two of them outside there.
And a Habana. You could see it. Yeah, they didn't even shoot the default cam. There's two of them outside there Control They're all- they're all- they're all coming outside.
One HP in control, Jai.
It's Ace. That's him, that's him, Jai.
Chill!
This is oney guys.
One catch, one drag!
Last one wanted to kill me. I'm swinging drag!
Dead!
I think we got packed. C4 deployed! Got his ass, Jinxie.
It's a Jinxy arrow!
Come onnnn!!!
There is no losing today, bro.
Wow.
You can't give me impacts on a C4.
They call me Mr. C4.
I'm Steph Curry with C4s and you you're gonna give me impacts too come on now what about striker
does he have like eh it doesn't hit the same one whoa whoa flashes and wait hold on it looks like Whoa, whoa. Flashes and...
Wait hold on. Shit that looks like so much more operated than I thought.
Flashes and frags!
So wait- I could burn and then nade.
Mmm man.
Asshole man. Defense is definitely like it's your shitty ass oh whoa where's
my age yo I wasn't no no like jay i'm bald
yeah you can come on hey I'm bald you come on you think I'm on 8? Hey, I'm bald, bro.
You think I'm on 8 right now?
Jay, I shaved my head for plus 5,000 aura points, bro.
Yo!
Wait, why does it look lighter outside?
Did you see that texture?
Yeah.
Ooh, new texture pack!
New texture pack.
It actually looks hella like good bro
Yo Jay get on ace! I'm gonna crash out
Thank you Jay
Yo yo remember the restrat?
Jay! Jay!
Guys, Bray if you know
If you know you know look at my operator
Look at my operator
Oh you know what we know
Woah Ubisoft woah he's in
Woah ban this motherfucker
Woah woah woah He has no idea whats about to happen motherfucker whoa
no idea what's about to happen
yo are you guys ready
commit to it
okay I'm gonna use my lines again, Jay. Okay first things first, Joke will be called?
Joke will be called?
Call him call him call him
Walking behind Jay
Just call just call
Dad dad dad dad You're so cool man Just fall, just fall, just fall. Dad!
I'm so cool man, god.
We're inside.
You said come in, what the fuck did y'all do? What are you all doing? Command!
Yo wait wait wait
Jaden!
Yo y'all said
Yo y'all suck at command!
Okay, vert?
Yo get the wall, get the wall.
Yo we should've ran through via Rooney
I can't even hold you.
Mingo, hold my bottom arc please and thank you. One's top drag! Top drag!
New arc!
We gotta go top drag first.
Yeah I have a Duke heavy phone. Yes yes no one stop Arcade.
Hall burn?
Yo Hatch is soft!
I'm coming.
Alright just call him, just call him, just call him.
Richie help me?
Nobody top drag, Richie.
I got the hatch open.
Richie ran out! He ran back, ran back. Is anyone gone? I
Ran back ran back. Is anyone gone? No, I think they all ran back Patch patch the wall boys I think we're going to get flanked. I'm throwing my priest!
I'm joining site, I'm going inside
How do i get wall banged? HELLO! Yo, I just got wall banged bro.
Nice nice
No on the bomb
Yo drop the hatch maybe
Mingo Maybe yes Yeah Just run through the arena. When we flashed it, you were rushing. Well did you see what happened? Yeah yeah
Bro, what if five people ran through it? Why did we pussy out bro?
The only reason I pussied out bro is because there was two sets of arm burners
Bro but we pussy it out bro, cause there's two sets of arm burners Bro but we pushed them out
What's the face up push?
Okay Thermite Thatcher
The faceup push is over
So we go arcade
Yes yes so like whatever
Yeah
Okay I can go EMPs, I can go EMPs. Okay now we're trying, yeah they're gonna be up Come on bro come on
Bro we're not going to have to like full-
Yo this is just one of those maps where you do have to like
We can't be like
I'm gonna use your drone I got you my fan on bro, this shit is hot as fuck in here.
You need to use your drone.
Osa could be good Mingo yeah?
They're K-tricking they are K-trickin' too.
That's alright that's alright I can batra you can't k trick at batra.
Yeah I can't k trick him. Bro. You can't k-trick at thatcher. Yeah, you can't k-trick with... Yeah.
No these guys want to be shitted so bad.
I'm thinking...
I'm thinking an osu!
Wait let's see where they went.
Did they go initiation or did they go bomb?
They should've gone up.
They should have gone uh that the initiation room.
Yeah they didn't know how to like chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill
chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill
chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill that
spot made spot me answered by mention
I
nation yeah okay you know we got a chance to have a car Yeah, yeah.
Yo we gotta like shoot down the cafe door
Shoot down the window
Someone should get on break windows
Yo we got a Friday's kid that's roaming We got a Friday's kid that's roaming we gotta fry this dude that's
roaming
control door he's putting a rune down
Putting runes on control, no one control
No one control, no one top
Dragon! Yeah I can get the hatchet Jay
I'm obviously robbing you
I might shut up right now I'm just driving. You're fine, you're fine, you're fine. Default's up guys. We got two tap?
I might shut it right down.
Jay, want me to drone you in?
Whoa!
Bro.
Hello?!
Is my mic on? Yeah hello hello. No I can hear you
Just run out!
One nitro!
He's top right!! On my right!
No one on the window? No one on the upper arcade window?
Arcade, arcade swinging.
Dude they got 1 HP on that dot bro. Actually, I don't know if he's one but like
There's one there's one a headshot to in the Hedgehog box to matchup boxes what's up yellow and there's one on the top yellow and there's one on the waiting.
I'm gonna try that headshot box I'm going to drone him, Bray
I'm dr flash, watch out. I'm droning.
Nothing yellow, nothing yellow
Nice!
Take care, take care
Top Arcade, top arcade No! Nice Ray. We're gonna go up in that soft wall.
Top Arcade, top arcade.
Drop the barrels hatch.
I put gridlocks on the yellow flank watch out for the arcades.
Warden. Alright ready? We're locked on the yellow flank. Watch out for the arcade. What's up? Back in the yellow flank right now.
Warden.
All right, ready drink two?
Put an arcade flanks right now?
Yes!
Get them flanks down.
Richie, let's get right wall first then left wall.
Right wall first then left wall Ready?
3...2...1
Hold my double! Hello
I'm holding double
Double dead!
Left wall Richie
Hold the double
I'm gonna bait left wall, I'm gonna bait left wall!
Where? where-where'd they go?
Okay okay
Go Jinxie, I'll bait you!
WOOOOOOAH
Left in control, left in control! No, no. Let's go. Oh! Hey Richie!
That guy is in my team.
To Ricky Arrow.
To Ricky Arrow.
Two control, still control.
Rest of the door, rest of the door, rest of the door.
Damn man I got to put on a brand new...
Nope. She's New season new me.
Yeah play kill, play kill, play kill
Uh half wall?
Sorry Still there Sorry.
Yo, I got horny! I got horny as fuck did I kill him sorry guys it won't happen again
yeah all good all good
ok so right now i have a 0.33 KD this season
ok i need to dial it
okay they're gonna be bunking daycare we're going to do a niche over the bunk and day care
and we're going to pull out our penises and start stroking it
i wish
come back come on. Why do you react like that?
Fuck this, Birgixx. You wanna do that shit or I'm solo pushing out?
Chill!
You know what's the best show of all time? The regular show.
That shows tech as fuck. You know what's the best show of all time? The regular show.
That shows so good. It reminds me of Pops.
Oh, hell no! Run the pole, run the pole Hi-Vives.
Yo, I missed! I missed!
Same shit.
Yo we need more pressure bro.
They're putting rotates back here.
You know what? We could-
I have a silly cam. This shit is silly.
Yo Jaden! Jaden!
What's good?
I want you to walk up Arcade if nothing changes here.
That's info right now.
Jay, I want you to shoot down this window and then just walk up.
Or barrels, go barrel. Shoot out barrels.
Bro why is my dick hard at 10am bro?
Jay! Jay! Shoot down barrels and wa-
Okay.
Shoot down barrels and walk up arcade steps.
Now, now, now.
Jay, now.
Jay, now.
Jay, now.
Top arcade?
Yes.
Top arcade window?
Jay, now.
Top arcade?
No shot cams, Jay Jay Chalk it all.
I have the cam look at my camera look at my camera. Nope nope Shotcam.
Jaden don't do it Jaden.
Woah Jaden you're still doing it.
Oh that's sniping that bitch.
Jaden our cams are shot Jaden.
Alright I'm getting a hash right now guys.
I'm about to hop in break, nevermind.
That's what I was gonna say bro,
Break might be like the best way...
Nah nah they're playing for a break
They're all like...They're roaming SSG
Oh shit
I mean we could do direct
We have Ashe
We can just ask the Miros
You wanna?
No there's no Miros
We could do direct
You want to flip direct? Flip the racks now flip it right now
Flip the rack now
Now
I'm gonna push
Oh I'm gonna push, yeah, I'm gonna push out like uh, Cash. Yeah they're not going to hear us badasses on the roof.
I was about to say I'm like a 6 armor bro.
Start droning Cash!
Start droning Cash!
There's no one in control!
No one in control!
No one in control! no one in control.
Hold up hold up! He's right side Jixi
Shot my drone
We got drones in this zone.
I can't die, that's the thing.
Yeah, I know, I'm just gonna hold this.
You see it? I'm just gonna hold this.
I'm just gonna hold this.
We can go over there and... Top drag?
Is he top dragging?
Yeah, top dragging.
Top dragging, yeah.
Wait, Jaylen, where am I looking at?
Yes, where you're looking.
Swing right side up. Swing right side of him.
I kept swinging wide bro
He's fucking right side tagged
One stagged!
We gotta make a play here if I didn't die.
You got flashes? I'm making control!
Yo y'all push the other way, I'll hold the floor.
This guy's right-side cashed, right-side cashed!
Close right cash Vigil! Close right cash vigil.
On the head holes.
I got one of my head holes.
Close right cash bathroom- wait for just in sight which is inside
Right on your right. Yes, you want me to meet you on me?
My god oh my god
The bathroom I think it's my bathroom
3v1
They got me deacon at 9am
Plant Richard They got me geeking at 9 AM! Plant, Richard. Er... Minga?
Control, gotta be control.
End this game. I like that pistol.
Good game!
Oh shit you died?
No no no. Yeah double-
NICE! Good share!
Come on bro!
Good share! you guys
first copper in the world first copper in the world.
First copper in the world though. Then go.
I think we keep floating
I think we just keep
floating and queueing
Dog, we are the first coppers
in the entire world.
Dude, copper 5's look so disgusting.
Holy shit.
Wait that's not five, that means four!
IV means 4.
Are we saying this serve, Jinx?
Yeah, yeah.
They're going to have to take my ass off east.
Wait I'm not at the lobby.
They're gonna have to whoa, whoa!
Pause you.
Whoa!
Whoa, yo chill, chill, chill.
Re-sec you.
Hey Marks are we going to J server two or no, chill, chill. Hey Marks we going to J server too?
No no, too early
Richie host
You're wasting my time! You're wasting my time!
Y'all be minding me!
Oh, my God. Chalk it.
Yo, ask me if I'm getting off east.
Ask me if I'm getting off east.
You got an off east, Jinx?
I'M NOT FUCKING LEAVING!
I'M NOT FUCKING LEAVING!
I'm Leonardo DiCaprio right now!
Come on bro!
Let's go let's go my game is glitched but
i'm
the difference your bitch sucking dick and I bet that she enjoyed
it bro let you swirl free salad so good
chat spot the difference
Wait, hey guys. I'm gonna turn my face cam off guys alright good. Good night guys good stream guys
I'm gonna turn my face came off
you All right, good night guys. GuardiaN, sensor deployed. Ah!
Gu-GuardiaN, sensor deployed. Point three... go guardi yeah Jim for the blow point three point
three okay chat we're gonna talk about my Katie it's at
is my KD funny it's my KT funny it's my KT funny chat it's my KD funny? Is my KD funny chat?
Is my KD funny?
Wait, they came back for some more backshots?
They came back for some more backshots? They came back with some more
back shots?
Van Lair,
I'll fly out
of this season.
Van Lair.
You can make
the stun dark.
Jay, do you ever know what your talking about?
Wait! How do I do that?
Oh, white glare?
Whoa wait where is that accessibility accessibility top or bottom middle bottom middle bottom
wait Wait, wait, wait.
Stun VFX. Customize the visual effects.
White glare or dark glare?
Wait... that's good.
Dude now it's not gonna look like I'm getting a facial anymore when I get flashed
Bro chat y'all been talking about my KDD bro like seriously guys. It's one game bro
I played one game obviously my kd is not going to be good. I just started
I will be the hey
I will be the number one champion in the world this season.
I will be the first champion in the world this season,
I guarantee it.
I will be the first champion in the world this season.
I'd stake my life on it.
Henry, did you shoot?
I know Solis can't use it in prep phase no more.
What else has gotten me through about it?
That's it. prep phase no more. What else has gotten us through about it? That's it.
Solace is tight.
No, actually I think
they called this
the Jinxy map.
Who caused that bro?
Name three people. Me, myself and I
Let's go A. We need the rune, we need the rune.
I'm gonna go Valak.
I was about to go Fenrir but like talked at this season.
If I had champ today I might drop a couple of plankies.
Yo! Wait how do I change? yo
how do i change
show us the dance
bro where the f-
Yo, where's my roles manager?
Yo do y'all know where roles
managers is in Twitch? I'm gonna crash out. Yeah, yeah
Where bro it's in community. It's in community
Yeah
Where bro
I Where bro? Oh I see that. It's literally a community. I see it!
I see it!
Bro did they remove editor from Twitch rolls?
No no no, still there.
Hello?!
Is the editor still there?
I just added it. I just gave someone editor's still there. I just added it.
I just gave someone the editor to do an edit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, so there's five seconds left.
Close your eyes on the little red screen with Dream get us down.
Dream dream dream,
dream, dream, dream, dream.
Who remembers that movie?
That's Todd.
How do you not know?
Shark boy and lava girl!
Let me hear.
Woah woah woah, rappelling in library?
Library, enough library.
Yo you guys see the time we throw on solar or big window rappel?
Nerd. Might have a 3v3. Should I have sold or a big window rappel?
No. Might have a 3v8, is that K9?
Oh no...
Shut up!
Big window entry!
Shut up, shut up.
He's ADSing it, alright?
Yo, MilkBX,
I love and appreciate you so much
and hope you have an amazing Christmas.
What?! and appreciate you so much and hope you have an amazing Christmas. Why is the AVS end?
I feel so like...
Who repels up
and then,
yo,
I'm gonna crash out.
Your sense feels different,
right? But who repels off in the...
Mmmmm, I'm going to lose my mind!
It feels like I pop fucking three viruses.
Why is he-
Yeah yeah hold on Why is he- I was about to say, I do kinda feel sick.
Yo, I'm like trying to edit a role manager on Twitch and then this guy... Yo how am I like...
They removed highlighters.
What the fuck is going on bro like i'm gonna lose my mind
yo i don't even see this in my roles manager. Okay. Still, I'm not focusing on that one.
IDK what to do.
Jesus.
That's right, that's funny chat!
Get fucking banned!
DOKABY'S K9? BRAVA'S K9?
Two top fire!
Jesus Christ man
Wait what?
I'm like lagging.
I got Piano!
K9 door!9, K9! K9 door!
Swing that kid.
Oh Bray!
K9, K9, K9.
Inmez daddy good shit.
Yo no drones, no yellow pings No nothing this guy goes
to big window repels up
and then just stares at the door like okay
Is he in the matrix matrix what's going on my screen just went full black
i got flashed bro like full of black like blacks you'll get used to it though you'll get used to it bro at least you won't be blind at least you won't be blind oh Blacks
Trash ass up today's a fucking tournament.
You're right you're right come on it's new season I'm sorry daddy
You should fist me for that
I should never get first picked
Won't happen again
Secure the area 100 guys, last one alive. Sanjay's crazy. Where is our passion?
I got this shield here on blue though, it's on me!
Yo make the side rolls! uh... you know if it's a problem don't decide all
well
what what what
yet out of this pocket yeah character this fucking bone my hair I don't know you are fucking kinky like
that let's just say I take dick on Tuesday nights.
Let me get that top blue shield.
Bro, I can't take you seriously.
Wait what? This is aura!
You can't take me serious with my bald head!
How about...
How bout now?
No, no. It's alright.
Yo let me know if I can slam!
Yo, no, no yo let me know like yeah damn I can't see jack shit in, let's go. Come on Mingo!
The sense is actually glitched Mingo. Oh my god I don't know how to explain it.
Yeah yeah if you go my bro
I don't know how to explain it to you. Especially on my stream
Don't be wetsman
How we doing today?
Yo why don't you call out bro are you doing? I think anyone's come in library side, bro Yeah, why don't you call out bro. You got kill hungry?
Okay go shoot big window! Shoot that big window trust me shoot shoot shoot
I'm so smart! Sit down, loser!
Dog shit has Zim. Get the fucking Zim up your ass.
Take that Zim and shove it up your hindquarters.
Bottom blue! Bottom blue!
Hide me bottom blue, Jay!
Yeah, I saw that but I heard two.
Making noise, Jaden!
That was in the fucking kitchen bro!
Is there a trench French I might be friends
Yeah, why it's not shit like that. I might have just heard bros over there you something I can't last like or is that my mind?
I is that my mind
hello
no way he's still in kitchen bro just because
oh my god
Shock, shock DAD! COME ONNN I
dad
yeah
here on my head
job
like that well Wow good aim Mingo.
Thanks King.
So what do you guys think about the new map?
I like it a lot, I really like it. Thanks, King.
So what do you guys think Stoppin's dreaming about right now while he's sleeping?
He's probably like... I should have had a one-point AKD when I won that last tournament.
And then he's probably like,
man, J and Lou just fucking sold me again, bro.
I'm sure he says that.
I'm sure he says that. I'm sure he says that.
And then it's like, man, the Dallas Cowboys are going to win
the Super Bowl this year, man.
I'm certain of it.
Oh!
Let me get on mute.
Let me get on mute.
Bro, we might go 100-0.
Nah, we for sure are.
A hundred and oh i don't know how to know no yo I smell of 3k this round
about any line maybe a four maybe a
form they do have four piece chicken
tender for the side of fries.
First champions in the world boys, let's go.
Chat check leaderboard am I number one?
Check leader board!
No way it updates that fast.
Bro we can't lose rounds though that's our thing bro like
Yeah yeah
If you lose rounds it's going to like talk or
I'm still like
I gotta get used to the sand shit Bro i think this guy is select I used and share
bro I think that
every man I play like not like fifty
progress that I brought up I've been like 53 progs this today bro, like I know trust.
Chat I don't know why I'm doing that just ADHD ADHD or wait whatever it's called OC
Okay what did you do down the door?
trench?
yeah
I might hit him for a salvo
oh shit
oh shit
aww you stole my trapdoor
i shoulda fucking feet part that
hard right there I think all of them are fun yeah yeah yeah we might go out
for the impact on my water yeah okay
let me go I got West Bank.
Bottom left bank, bottom left bank, shop the can.
Damn, I sold it.
They got walled?
He has to cross!
Dude, I sold. You guys don't even know. They got wall. Wait, he has the cross! He has the cross!
Dude I sold.
You guys don't even know.
Just gonna kill three people.
That thermite's gotta cross.
I just lost my aura when he walks up!
Oh my god good shot Routine.
Oh good shot Routine
Oh my god
Flash you mean go flank him? No flank cam guys! Main lobby?
Main lobby cam?
What do you mean?
I'm here inside
got the BP I didn't know he was close man That is one HP.
I didn't know he was close, man! Richie all you. You know what era it
is? You know what era we're in?
Bro, I didn't know he was close
You know it's kinda an idiot
Did you guys spectate me?
Why would he double pass that
Yo yo you should've saw what i did too bro
It's the same person no No PK. Why is he double passing that, bro?
Yo guys, not to be like
negative or pessimistic
but bro, we're losing a lot of rounds
Make up for it with a hard rush
Make up for it with a hard rush
Woah, woah, whoa!
Richie calm down
that's not what we do here
We fundamentally pick apart teams
Pick by pick, kill by kill
We drone, recalculate, reassess, reposition
And then we slowly fuck them from every hole man
You wanna do the fucking meme?
I know Mingo likes that
Oh shit, just do the fucking meme I know Mingo likes that. I know Mingo likes that. Mingo, you love that baiting shit.
Come on.
He's slowly picking up the ball.
Whoa!
What do you mean bohemian?
Bro, we talked about this off stream.
No.
Yo, don't try to do this shit, bro. Don't try to do this shit bro.
Look you and Bray push both of them
Me and Jago library And Mingo lurks back ditty
Yo yo yo
I'm telling you we do that in tournaments
DagnidiousCree
Bro Yeah yeah I can't even react to it. Or a library, or push the library? Bro...
Yeah yeah, yo I'm gonna get on slant and just be annoying.
I'm gonna get on slant and be annoying.
So-
Alright, no matter what.
I'mma go on slant, I'll nomad my jump outs
and be like so annoying.
I love that med scan. want me to flip jayden or no bray can you flip because
i need to get on slam oh yeah i can't i cannot get out of this man yeah okay let's stop losing
rounds cause like we're gonna lose bro
if we keep losing rounds like this
We don't have a top blue cam though
so I dunno if he stops
He's ball picking!
Top main
What?
Goyo is top main
He's in library
One's at library
one ran top blue
Someone shot out of window One's in library, one's at library and one's up blue. Someone shot a window.
One's at library!
Goyo, I'm gonna hop in the library
and fucking dog this kid.
I got him right back. library and fucking dog this kid piano i don't know i don't know where there's going Follow me, follow me! Got blue! Piano. One piano
I don't know where there's Goyo with
Yo the blue guy is cut off
He just fucking shitted on me
No one diddy corner jack what is this
wait i want to see this new flashbang thing. I actually wanna try this
That's OP Wait,'m talking my KD piano piano piano
dad okay bingo mingos oh you're so sexy
mmm mango you want to watch the Mingo, oh you're so sexy.
Mingo, you wanna go to my... What is it?
July 11th, we'll do a sleep stream together?
Yeah.
Whoa! Whoa I was trolling no did he know
jr.
just know it
oh yeah yo i'm not making life kd glitching bro i'm not even gonna lie bro. KD glitching bro, I'm not even trolling
He's Zim and KD glitching
Wait how do you KD glitch?
Ask him for a friend
Ask him for a friend! Not me, not me
Ask him for a friend How do me. I'm asking for a friend. How do you Katie glitch?
I mean bro,
look at my Katie like
I need that shit
and I can't hold you.
Chad,
I would not do that bro.
Please don't cancel me.
Why is there no battle pass?
Bro, his gamer tag is Zimphobia.
He really thought that was the one.
Like bro, you're a Hall of Fame cornball dude.
Like he really like he spent ten dollars on that fucking thing jimsy
they're down back side hit it from the back.
Yo, I kinda-
Yo, y'all want me to get garage wall just for like extra ghost or what?
I'll get garage, I'll get trench wall.
That's so ghosty and silly.
Wait, I'm sipping on Ghost right now. Come on bro.
Best energy drink?
Dude, best energy drink is probably cocaine.
After that road, right in front of some chair.
I think i'm mute.
Knock it.
Chat im just kidding, i dont do kidding. I don't do coke.
And don't type coke at all. Don't start typing that.
I'll drone it uh...
Oh there's a vigil close.
Yo this game looks so sexy bro
Like they up the saturation bro
Where's he at bro?
I'm holding like the door Yeah, bro. So that's just ladders like
Dr.. Doctor I strength see you are the
I can see him bro. That's what i'm saying, that's what i'm saying. You know what he might do? He might impact the hatch.
Yeah, I could double claymore yeah.
Triple Claymore.
Yay!
Yo quad triple claymore.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Triple clip mark. She only caught triple clips!
Don't peek me. Who you challenge? I'm bald.
I'M BALD! I'M BAAAALD! Who you telling? A BOUND! A BOUND!!!
Take that Zim and shove it up your ass!!
It's a pink Sierra. Top 4 last ops standing.
It's a Jinx Sierra!
IT'S A JINX SIERRA!
IT'S A JINX SIERRA!!!
Yo, maybe if I had hair on my head you would have won that gunfight.
Oh my god it's silly.
God it feels good to be back.
1.0 just like that.
RKD's back on track just like that.
Bro,
who in God's green earth is he challenging?
It mustn't be me.
It mustn't be me.
Woah we're 4Qing! Woah where's Richie?
Oh shit oh shit.
Leave!
I cancelled it, I cancelled it.
Woah woah woah what?
Aura too high
No he's trolling
Yo Alos 5?! trolling he's going to be something yeah
jayden join braden join come. I need to invite the invite.
Join up.
Join up.
Join up.
Dude, I'm going to invite you.
I got the UB working.
Chad, I don't know.
I don't know.
The quick peeks looked good. I don't know man
i really don't know the quick peaks looked good wait i wasted 15 seconds there wait what Wait, what?
The quick peeks looked good chat. I'm not even gonna lie the quick peeks looked good chat i'm not even gonna lie the quick peeks look
really good dude when i'm bald bro it's a
different fucking story
let's see the dent bro i'm not doing a headset dent reveal.
I'll give you guys a deal bro at the 12 hour mark maybe
I'll do a headset dent. Don't remind me until 12 hour mark so we got
11 hours and 10 minutes to go. At the-hour mark i'm able to do a headset
that reveal chat y'all actually think i'm gonna go 24 hours and beat that ass i'm gonna call my mom real quick hold on I'm gonna go.
Bend the fuck out of there.
Hey, those guys finally switched servers.
They banned lair! You don't think they-
Banned lair?
I think they banned lair.
I THINK THEY BANNED LAIR!
YESSS
YES Let's go, let's go Yes! Bank me, bank me. Yes!
Let's go.
Let's go.
Dude, dude guys like real shit bro if we keep this friendship kinship brotherhood chemistry
We will not lose a single ranked game for 24 hours bro Jay I know
yeah that ass for now come on you're my day one and like roaming go when you
come to Florida bro like we might have to fuck each other.
I'm not gonna lie.
Can you at least get me a couple landies?
Yes, well I'll get some landslides going too.
I'll probably be pretty sauced.
Yo, bandal, no?
I said it,
ban Monty.
Actually, no, Jackal's good because y'all are going to have a
one-up.
I can't speak English.
Ban the cage. Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep it simple.
Okay, I got energy drinks out of the ass holy shit
I'm not stopping until 10
Bro we can't like waste time though Hey hey hey
The train don't stop motherfucker
Come on
Wait hold on
Quote of the day. Quote of the day, bro. Drop one.
Quote of the day.
The only way to lose...
Hold on.
My dick's in the camera.
The only way to lose your life is to give up, man.
Don't give up! Also masturbate before rank sessions. It's really good
it's going to clear your head. Now listen here what I want. I want a camera in open area
I want a camera top square and an E camera e3 if i don't get those cameras
yeah i like that that's kind of tacky. That's really
tacky actually. Wait they gave me the yang
Woah! They gave me Yang
It's a Jake Sierra
Come on motherfuckers!
Giving me yin is just rambunctious. That's just reckless.
Giving me yin is just reckless.
No sleep town!
Brooklyn!
Oh shit they went out
Yo you guys don't know about Beastie Boys, y'all are too young bro
Exactly
Hey look up cause I'm an old head bro.
No sleep until Brooklyn
Wait hold on
Thanks Fuck! FUCK THAT!
Fuck that. I have a song that sucks. Hey chat. Hey chat, we're done with the 90s. We're done with the 90s. That's all it fucking sucks
Let's go
Wait something game off the shaman go go shit. They go wait to start the game off good shit mango good shit mingo
way to start the game off mango
ray watch my dumb out real quick watch my dumb out real quick
okay We should be good.
Jay, you good?
They don't have a castle, Jay Oh, this is freebies!
I have defuser bro, of course i'm coming here
I don't see anybody in sight
OH MY GOD I DON'T SEE ANYONE IN SIGHT MINGO HOLD THAT LOW Oh my god Mingo hold that
Janie, janie
Janie
Still janie
Let's try janie
In janie, mid-Jenny, deep-Jenny, dad.
Come on up Raiden!
I'm planning it, I'm planning it, I'm planning it...
Dad!
Where?
COME ON!!!
It's a Richie error!
IT'S A RICHIE ERROR!
Oh my god, Rich is on Ash.
This is new Discover tech we haven't seen it
Richie's on Ash
Get this ChocChoco ass, come on bro.
No one is beating the team bro, no one is beating the-
Yo chat I'm leaking from the server!
DON'T DO IT! They could kill us. Yo, chat! I'm leaking the server! Don't do it! Simeone come on!
Come on!
Let's go
Bro, I'd- Yo this is like
This might be a hot take but I think Bank is the top 3 map right now.
Bro, Bank is so good!
Bank is SO GOOD!
You remember when we did the stomping on Bank?
You know what we did to the stomping on bank. You know what? We did this top of our bank I'm always you are cheating on them come on, bro
Yo Jay, I know you see those mirror clips against you guys. I know you've seen those
Yeah I know you've seen those mirror clips against you guys. I know you've seen those. Nah, yeah.
Thanks, Flynn.
That shit was floating around TikTok.
Jay woke up and opened up his floor page and saw Static being one-tatted.
Yo, Mingo, I threw that round so bad
before I dropped the hatch.
Alright here's what we're gonna do.
We need a camera oh my god
when the camera top square when you got
to wear how can either eat three we need
to talk where we get open me and Bray
are going to be an open area brace
start grinning I'm sorry getting but Jay wants to go for the plant.
If we hear that C4 click, Jay, I'm
going to say, C4! You're going to dip then you're
going to come right back in.
Woah there's a wise guy!
An Electro! Bottom square now. There's a wise guy in electro. No one lobbed.
No one deep lobbed!
Brian, take lob, Brian!
I'm joining that wise guy. There going to the right side no one middle square whoa my
drones gray whoa! New glitch!
Open, open, clear.
You said dead for yourself?
Give me a marble flank.
I got him, I got him.
Yo give them a marble flank!
You drunk Klossy?
Okay listen, everyone shut up! Let me IGL, I'm bald.
I'm really good when I'm bald.
Okay, I'm gonna pre-smoke the hatches. Brain get the back hatches just for Ghost.
Get the back hatches just for Ghost.
Okay that's fine! That's fine!
Listen here is what we are going to do.
Jay when you're ready...
Jay right now they have a smoke, a Wamai and a Rooney
We need to start burning this smoke
And get rid of this kid, you tell.
I'm gonna waste a yang just to get him to smoke.
Jay is anyone at sheriff? That's just to get him to smoke.
Marble! Marble! Marble please!
Gotta kill that guy gotta kill that guy
come on shoot his fucking body
jay are you ready to plant? Are you ready to plant, Jay?
Three, two, one, go!
Three, two, one, go!
Three, two, 1, GO!
Alright.
GG we wouldn't face it.
Fuckin' Adolf.
HE'S IN GOLD 1 HP, Doc!
There!
Need this round.
I just...
I'm just saying, JT.
JT, you're the king of this shit, bro. He's got a box. He's in gold. gold
you're better than this whole bloodline bro swing his bitch ass
it's the jinxed era! come on!
come ooooon
let's go, let's go
let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Body shot King, I shot her right in the vagina.
LET'S GOOOOOO!!!
Get me into round 3!
Yo big fucking play goes on this team!
Whole lot of choppas!
Every op shot!
Every op dead!
We're not fucking losing!
Bro like real shit
Yo yo guys I can feel the passion in this tax call outs
is just the type of that makes my wet bro that was a good call out and i liked
it I don't actually have a pussy bro, it was metaphorical.
It was my metaphorical pussy.
I have a three inch dick, bro.
Yo if you guys had to pre-fire
my penis size what would you say? Y'all had to pre-fire it!
You said 5.5? Damn it!
Damn it! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yes bro what the fuck?
Jay I kinda wanna sit on game
I'm such a degenerate for that Jay
I'm such a degenerate
Jay I'm such a degenerate on game
Come on bro come on BOGO! BOGO! BOGO! Get that motherfucking BOGO!
On it! Good!
Nobody, nobody.
Not a soul.
Warden E3 He's wearing the white hat
He has a white hat on and like a blue
Ryan go go go we go watch me doningo want us around. Everyone drop their controller
Mi-E3, E3
Mingo swinging you, swinging you, swinging you
What is this setup bro?
Yeah yeah stop stop stop call
Mingo's dead
Stop call, shoot me in the throat
Shoot me in the throat
Yo, top half Damn it Jaden you stupid fuck!
What are you doing Jaden?
Dead dead dead I can rez!
It's a Ritchie era. Hold on, I can rez.
Wait, me and Richie are alive everyone stay calm
It's Jinx-y and Richie era
I'm gonna rez right off this thing
I'm rezzing Raze rez I am one thing that got it. Got a card her window raised brass
I'm gonna throw up. I have more oranges how much was he out my pussy? How's my topizzy? How's my top Twizzly?
I'm beating the fuck out of marble.
Bray, I'm gonna run it off this forest.
Blank! holy shit.
Yeah...
WAIT I'm gonna ying this guy, it's mute. I just need a comm.
Give me a call out and he's blind! I don't want us to both throw, no? Fine.
Dead Oh, come on! Go ahead and MewGamer down.
Dead!
Whoa, that's aura. That might be stomping.
He's standing up right now Yo, I think I just... That might be stopping. Whoa!
That's not stopping.
That is not stopping.
Yo,
I yanked him
with full composure.
He just gave me
his seven inch deck.
Wow.
What's it called?
Yo,
that guy's cool.
Go Flores.
Flores is so weird this season.
It's actually like I'm actually tweaking.
Every single time you get off the Flores drone there's no
indications?
Bro, me and Bray have never moved back.
It's weird. It's weird. Me and Bray never lose time. It's weird, it's weird, it's weird.
Me and Bray have never lost time. What's going on? Wow!
I know, I know, I know.
I'm gonna smoke, I'm gonna smoke on the server stairs.
Bro, Jacex, I got shitting on.
Dude, I know huh. That's unfortunate. the service I got. Lot of aura.
He stayed there too.
He wanted me to yin him bro.
You know he got a big ass dick.
Dude i know he wanted me to gank him. That guy is so cool.
He wanted me to gank his ass.
We top serve, no?
Yeah yeah yeah. I got that floor
Yo should we pop elevator too?
Pop out!
Yo don't call off elevator!
Just do short calls to save time and efficiency
So instead of elevator it's L
It's just quick, everything is fast on this team
We don't waste time on that
Imma play dead
I'm outloc dead. Yeah, bro! It's a DEAD ERA!
Don't be laughing!
Is that Amati? I'm gonna be locked in. Yeah, boy! You have a monty?
Do you have a monty? Oh, if they have a monty it's rafts.
Yo get your head out of the gutter or lock in man.
Yeah server server server monty.
Server server. You know there is gun behind him. You just know. Yeah, server server server Monty!
You know there's a gun behind him. You just know you know
You know that Monty has a one inch penis
You know it
In my serrrf
Yo double up on me! Double up on me!
Somebody double it off!
We're gonna flood him. Smoke him.
Yup. Now smoke the corner. Oh my god! I'm gonna flood him. Smoke him. Yup!
Now smoke the corner?
Oh my god, who is this guy?!
Ray help!
Raiden!
Raiden!
Smoke off the door then rez!
Smoke off- oh god oh god oh god oh god.
Ray! Ray do it! Yo what is that guy doing? I don't know. I don't know.
Ray Lewis!
Yo, what is that guy doing?
Hey Garage! Garage!
Where's the garage?
Dropping me.
Fuck it up. I'm gonna open, I'm gonna open, I'm gonna open over there. Droning me!
Fuck it, I'm with you Jiggs, I'm with you.
Might be in my dirt!
Bro no, look at my screen Jay, look at it! Yo Jiggs he just marched on ledge to you. Look at my screen, Jay. Look at it. Yo Jeexy he just marched on ledge too.
He did bro.
That's what I'm gonna do to the house of hotchkissers.
Yo shut up for fucks sake.
Yo is he not in electrical? Hit a goo mine. Hello! Is he in sight?
Okay... Bro, is one of these guys-
Oh my god it's stopping. It's stopping!
Nice!
Richie Grainne!
Richie Grainne!
Richie Grainne!
Damn okay!
Aye I tell that motherfucker no
Let's go. Come on.
We need a 4-1, bro!
We have to be number one in the world.
We're kind of flying through game time.
We have to.
Should we do a triple spawn peak to get it quick? No. No that's how
If lingo fine hit us bumpak this round I'll suck your dick dry.
Hit his fompeak this round and I'll suck your dick dry!
Is he bald?
Where did your hair...
where did your HAIR go?
When does the battle pass
come out? Fuck you, Jinxy.
I have a feeling Brody turned into Pulse, Ball Jinxy, Len Fanmail.
Who does your clones?
Sky Era style. who does your clothes sky era
stock
shambhala monitor I'm about to put mine at zero
Yo, Zero is crazy
I gotta play 3-3 every game. Cod, Extafiant, Siege... That's the patterns!
I don't even know what to aim at but we'll try it
Oh so y'all are doing the respawn peek?
Yeah yeah
Alright that's a good spawn
Yeah this map is kinda hard to spawn peek on
Oh hell no those motherfuckers hiring stream
And lobbying and lobby
Shot it open my stock double put a seat on it. Put a C on it, put a C on it! Ba-ba-ba, I can tell you when.
Tell me when to see.
I'm giving you the shield Richie.
Already? Yo Richie, thiscC is hopping. Already?
Yo Richie the support's right here
They're dead as a doornail if they jump in
He put an OCC on ping and he got it at impact?
Nice brain!
Hold on, hold on. Drone on you, drone on you!
Got it.
Where? Training!
J flip.
Imma let him hop in, Kixxy.
Yo Jake get on my stock cam.
Jake get on my stock cam right here.
Jake right here C4 right here.
Jake get on my stock cam.
Ek he's in.
This is the C4 right here Jake.
Right here yeah yeah.
Okay okay hurry hurry hurry let's go
You ready? I'm ready I'm ready
Top square top square
No no no
Good lady's in Richie Richie
Dead Jesus! I see light. What do you need me to do? Dead I'm dead
Top square, top square
I'm deeeead
COME ON
LET'S GOOOOOO
Come on We're fucking locked.
We do that shit bro
Yeah we do that shit for our mama and our little brother too
Cmon slide me in
C'mon It's just free, man. I'm not talking... It's just, it's just free man. It's just free.
Oh my god I'm so locked.
I'm so fucking That no gunner is so good. I'm so fucking locked. Holy shit
i've never been this locked You I am hitting number one champion in the world.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
What happened? Rept's caught. Letting me kiss the end of your heart.
What am I- what am I doing with my own- Deprived guns!
Oh, Jay, he's in the Guns Clan.
Jay, he wants to be in your clan.
Jay, do you claim this guy?
Do you claim deprived guns? Wait you claim Deprive Guns?
That is crazy.
J-Gun fanboy in year 9. Holy shit.
Ban the theme park.
Fanboy and J-Guns.
Bro, we might be in a J era though.
We might have stepped into a Jay era.
Four tourneys this week.
Okay, do not count Fridays,
do not count Mondays.
Y'all won one tournament.
What about the 3v3 turn?
No, no.
3v3 doesn't count.
Friday doesn't count. Friday doesn't count.
Monday doesn't count.
Only Saturdays and Sundays count.
I'm so fucking horny.
How many Sundays have you won?
In the last, like what?
Year?
Two weeks.
Oh, in the last year
probably 20, 25.
In the last two weeks
zero.
In the last two months, uh, zero
Oh we got borders!
Ban the fuck out of Monty
Ban the fuck outta Monty
Fuck Monty
Wait, Monty just a little brother yeah
damn I actually know that you don't wait
you don't get the more oh we might go on
youtube if he lose dial in bro
oh shit what do we build cap can't captain then the fuck out of here i thought Dial in, bro. Oh shit. What are we doing? Oh, Capcan, Capcan.
Ban the fuck out of Capcan.
Yeah, yeah.
That's not...
That's a cap.
Ban the fuck out of Capcan.
Everything's nerfed.
Bro, this guy actually wants to join Jay's clan.
Study that.
Study the fuck out of that Bro, border?
Yo you guys know the takes bro
Like, I didn't even
Why did you say the takes?
That's default. Bro, bro.
We know the takes... I'll do the stomping.
I'll do the stomping.
Wait.
And I already know
what you're talking about?
That's so tech.
Wow.
Bro,
the takes are default.
It's not even necessary
to comment on them.
I hate whenever they add a new operator, Ace
gets moved to a slot so I have to change
my rotation looking for Ace.
Dude, dude, real shit
bro? We actually might not lose for 24 hours consecutively
That shit is silly
If we're lost, we're not losing
Yeah
Bro I think if we lose, we only lose 9kilo bro
I'm pretty sure mate
Yo Jay!
Jay you're the CEO and founder of Guns Clan correct?
We have a player who's claiming to be in the Guns Clan
DebrideGuns do you claim him yes or no? Okay so who is in the guns clan? Debride Guns. Do you claim him, yes or no?
Okay, so who is in the Guns Clan?
Who's the full roster?
Me, Miggy,
Camskin, that's it.
What about Lou?
They kicked them out. Chomp back, man. That's it. What about Lou? Lou last, not bad.
Chalk!
Chalk that command.
That command sounds ass G, I can't even hold you.
That command sounds fucking ass.
A YouTube kid plays Rust?
Wait we're playing a rust player?
Bro I'm not going on Youtube so let's win this shit.
Yo the new lighting is actually good! Do y'all see this bro?
I know y'all see it, this thing is beautiful!
Dude I'm like happy right now, bro.
I don't feel any depression anymore.
Bro, like the birds are like nice too.
Yo, I like this.
You see that?
Yo, you see the birds?
I see the birds. Yo, those birds this. You see that? Yo!
You see the birds?
I see the birds.
Those birds were not in there before.
Nah those birds are new.
That's so new.
We gotta ask Jordan to come out of the door.
Alright bye Jayden.
Why did you say J like that? That was so zesty.
Cause thats my uh...
Quinn.
Nothing. Nothing in the door.
Nothing in the door. Jaden!
There's one Canadian, there's one Canadian.
Yo get on my other east, Ray. Get on my other side of East.
Yeah yeah I'm going.
Yo Brake, I'm gonna drone it, don't kill me.
Okay you're good. You can punch in and jump in.
See if he's clear? Yo go for it! You can punch it in double
Look at my wall frame I walk ray my god, my wall. Ray, my wall baby!
Ray, my wall!
Okay walking east Brody.
Office double clear, office triple clear Canadian clear
Office long angle clear, Fallon Fall vallen, on the wall! Swinging, swinging!
Dead!
What about our flank? We have a flank in?
I'm gonna get plant now. No! Fever is off!
Fever's down!
Richie just fucking moaned?
No bro.
No clip that Richie moans
Wait why is that darky still killing people
Yo did you see that?
Did you see that?
Yo Richie moaned on you I know what i heard
I know what i heard bro
Come on
You ever try that Jinxy?
Wait what do you mean?
You ever get supported under your desk while you play?
Woah wait. You're getting head right now while you're playing?
That's new time!
Wait, you're getting hand jump?!
We don't talk about it. I already know it's a 6'4 dude named Marcello.
I already know.
I know what is.
Whoa!
I know what is.
That ain't me.
Dude, let's 4-0 these guys!
Hey same push bro, same push!
No egos no emos!
Bro we've already wasted so much time by losing three rounds in three games, bro.
You gotta stop wasting time.
Yo! We're 3-0 right now or 2-0?
We're 3-0 huh?
Cause it was Theme Park and Bank
And then what was the other map?
Theme Park, Bank, and what was the other map? Theme park bank, what was the other map?
Theme Park.
Uh club.
Oh you're here at theme park bank.
Well no not club bro.
No it's not chat 24 hours.
Turn up Mingo!
Turn up Mingo yes sir, yes sir.
Yes we drop below! Yes sir! We dropped below!
Yes sir I'll turn it up. Chat 24 hours let's go
They didn't believe in us
I know some of y'all don't believe in this stream
Can I go smoke a Slizzy?
Okay here is the thing bro i'll explain after this round
what we're gonna be doing today
Am I getting your door or no?
I'll explain
Yo, yo, yo!
He just saw what you call it.
Impacted out the office wall.
No brainer.
I'm so like... No... AHHHHH! Good job, good job. Good ring.
Like I'm so like on the doorstep.
You think?
You think?
So-
I gotta skip up there or what?
I'm dead Ringo, I'm dead Ringo.
I'm there, I'm there, I'm. Mingo, I'm dead! Mingo, I'm there! I'm there!
I'm there!
I'm there!
Is it free?
Man...
Still!
Mingo, I'll run in.
Dead! Another one's on the right side of me. I'll come in.
Dead!
Another one, Jay?
Dead!
Dead!
Dead! Dead!
Come on!
It's a Jig-Z era!
Where?
Walk down, gang!
He's inside!
He's proning in our group something.
Come on! This one was not bad aim.
This was not bad aim.
This was not bad aim.
This was not bad aim.
Okay, it was bad aim.
Okay, it was bad aim.
Come on bro!
Yo like real shit the vibes are good right now
Bro damn bro
Fuck around
Richie hold up Fuck the tournament, bro. Come on, man.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Rich, you know the old shit you used to do?
You know the old shit?
Like, you would lose a tournament
and you'd be like,
bro, check the vibe, bro.
I didn't sell.
Check the vibe.
As if someone was going to a four hour, like long tournament VOD
Yeah, they'd be like you sold I'm gonna watch the VOD bro
You would death ask him that as fuck
Go on 4-0 these guys.
And Bray you know I have your trade Bray.
You're never dying unanswered like that, hell no.
Yo, I was ask. Yo,
I was gonna say with your new haircut you look
like my sophomore teacher.
I'm not even trolling it's actually ridiculous.
What was he like a good looking guy?
Yeah, I mean like he was good looking
He was actually good looking I'm not trolling, I'm not trolling but yeah.
Oh shit!
Whoa, alright, whoa hold on.
Not to that guy but their bathroom.
Dude I might do the stomping angle. Stomping is such a degenerate on this angle. Wait, Denna.
Dude I might do the stomping angle. Stomping is such a degenerate on this angle.
I might do it.
I might do it!
Do that stomping.
That aura. Yo Mingo and Jay when we were playing y'all yesterday every time we heard Sunday
Everytime he kills someone we're like that's Stompin', Stompins dead.
He has aura bro.
Like I can't even...
Oh yo!
That motherfucker has aura bro
we don't be like
that's stomping
that's stomping
yes
bro
every time
we kill
stomps
we would announce it
bro
thats a fucking
aura
We got a new game plan on how to counter him
Deimos
Deimos Monty
Deimos Monty Deimos Monty.
Deimos Monty's Lion Jackal dope because he just 5v1'd his ass.
Don't even bring anything to the wall.
Yo, chop-chop a head bro.
Chop that bottom we don't need that shit. Mingo I'm on a stopping angle!
MINGO I WANNA DO IT!
I wanna do it!
Mingo I'm gonna sit here for 3 minutes
Mingo please let me do it daddy I wanna look at the camera minutes Oh, yeah. My timing's so bad! Oh my god.
Got them clear.
Got them clear.
I'll be glad.
Yo, one and all!
Yes!
Who that said?
Who that said?
We're so good. We're so good
Where?
Dead
Dead
Dead Come on! Good shit, good shit Dad? Dad! Dad!
Come on!
We're so nasty bro!
Whoa Mingo, whoa.
Chop Mingo, chop Mingo.
Yo guys I think I'm gonna have a 2kd after this game, guys. My pussy's
wet! Come on,
bro. Yeah.
Dude.
What was I
gonna say? Oh yeah, Mingo, you were asking if you could smoke a bun after this game.
So listen, we have two-minute intervals in between each ranked game.
It takes about 45 seconds to find a match,
45 seconds to ban operators,
45 seconds to ban maps.
You have about a 2.5 minute interval that's
enough time to quickly masturbate if you have
like a nut fast not enough
time to smoke a blunt definitely time to drink a beer
piss and shit we probably don't have time
to eat today bro I'm not gonna lie
If you eat or whatever cool
But just know your roster spot is like gone Like you're saying like that's a whole cuz I'm not eating I might shit my pants and I have to
No I have to. Nah, you're gonna order a pizza later. I can see it.
No, not a lot of them.
What do you call that?
A big sweaty pizza!
Nah, you're a gross bastard to laugh at bro
Come on bro
Holy fuck is that Matt?
Yo JigC do you eat like a week old pizza?
Yes yes yes
It depends on the place
Bro cosplaying as my balls.
Alright, ban Lucas. High-fives Ban Lucas Lucas dude I'm not cosplay Good for one of them. Nice goes, nice goes!
Thank you, thank you. I learned it from you, Amaka.
Daaad.
I learned it from YOU.
Wait, it's a Mingo arrow! Come on, Mingo!
That was long, dude.
Is that the gun barrel?
Whoa... I'm down. My blue mines are locked.
Jay, Jay, rest me!
Jay, Daddy, Jay J daddy on my window!
J daddy!
J daddy on my window daddy!
Nooooooo!
I got him.
He must have a cam on me or some shit.
They're flashing archive single door
might be injured
he's swinging
bro archives door
i'm one health bro.
Man i love the way that Jinxyie charges his signs in the wind.
If I go 2 and 1 what's my case?
Oh, so I'm playing like a fucking bonehead this round, okay.
No he's still outside of east... Yo he's actually 1 HP, when is he on the dot?
That's a technical foul.
The black flash is so much better bro.
Where are they? Did you see a Jade?
Uh oh.
Yes, yes!
I don't see anyone. We're here.
Jay, I think he's out of your back.
I'm gonna band-aid for this guy right here.
Whoa Richie!
He went back down Jay?
Man, I'm challenging bro, I'm challenging.
Metal! Dead!
Good shot. 4-0 remember no No time wasting! Right into the next game!
No time wasting. First champs in the world.
Have one run at him until we get the game over with right now.
We're gonna be the first Bronzes in the fucking world.
Yep, get the game over with fast. Save these 20 seconds.
Run at him, Run at him!
We gotta find them!
I can't find them. Yo, another beautiful
fucking game!
Alright new KD update.
New KD update chat! You feel what I'm saying?
I'm guessing it's gonna be like a 1.7, 1.8.
Not on my face!
1.7,
1.8.
God, I'm such a dweeb. Let's go Jack
I want you to be honest bro and like don't
fuck around. Don't lie to me
No bullshit bro
Is this riz so Sensitive was a maybe, yeah
Angels like you
Sensitive was a maybe, yeah
Angels like you maybe 11-11 make a wish! know it well you know it well you know it well
you know it right now take that off
i just want to see your
your legs so soft Dude, i feel like
i gained a lot of aura points with this haircut
like i don't know bro i really don't know bro i feel like i gained a lot of
aura chat.
I'll back my- Nah, I got it back.
BAN AMERAL! BAN AMERAL!
WOAH! BAN AMERAL!
DEEEAM LUCK ATTACK! Dean, what the heck?
I'll back to time.
We knew what map they were
banning.
That's work, that's work. Are we gonna be the first Bonzies?
I think we will right?
Yeah, I think we're like a couple minutes ahead.
Oh bro! We are a whole game ahead of these kids bro!
That's my thought too Richie where a whole game ahead of these kids bro
come on let's go let's go let's go let's go, let's go, let's go, bro. 4-0!
Play like fucking W7M
Bro just play hella fast
Take map in two seconds
Oh FURIA, FURIA
Come on Let's go, let's go. happy happy
i got the second clock on the way.
To fix this...
It's like too much work though.
Shit let me know if that works
I ain't-
I ain't trying not to
Someone said Jay
they said reset your shit
Like
you hit the
You know like the default thing
and then play it since that
Imma try
Imma try bro Fuck it They put me on the TC man Oh my god I'm gonna try it bro, fuck it.
They put me on the Jinxy map?
Oh my god.
They put me on the Jinx-y map?
I'll have to do all of my settings though right?
Yeah yeah
Yeah I thought like all this
If that shit doesn't work I'm literally betting y'all promises
yeah that's like kevlar apps always it's crazy we are
yo jinxie yo yo number one what number one right now we're a game ahead of
those gym kids you know like the lunar don't stop hey We're number one right now. We are a game ahead of those Zim kids.
You know like the Lunar and them?
Don't stop, Kake don't fucking stop!
Hey don't-don't fucking shy 4-0 bro, 4-0
I'll check speederboard after this game chat
Nah you guys were right about the dead zone
I changed my dad's zone...
Whoa!
...it actually feels a little better, bro.
What, Migo?
You need your news, Migo?
I'm tripping, I'm tripping.
I haven't tried it yet.
I haven't tried it yet.
Why are you saying whoa for for them, dumbfuck?
Shut up Jaden!
I don't know, I'm kinda used to the new deadzone
but I'm already fucking with it bro
My drone now Madro, come on. Madro now!
Wait that's actually terrible but that don't hurt you.
You know...
God it feels good to be back so so Nothing in this. will protect us Dad!
I said it back there Monday. Oh my god, oh my god
Shut up!
Ami, shut up I heard this guy. this kid so
op4 last operator standing. I
back
its Mission successful. You're still too weak, Sasuke.
You just don't have enough hate God damn it, I'm locked.
Oh man.
Fucking locked.
Secure the area, keep the bombs protected.
I'll check leaderboard after this game.
I think we're number one in the fucking world.
Oh man... number one in the fucking world oh man gotta manifest destiny bro that's what life is all about It would be so stupid and dumb to do the same spawn thing twice. I'd just be irresponsible.
That'd be be irresponsible.
That'd be so irresponsible.
Do the exact same spawnpeek twice, that would be so stupid. Respons responsibility is not very fun anyway You have been spotted by the
fallback. Could have killed Ash, but I would've got traded if I kept sprinting forward. JG Max.
Jay, somebody out here?
Word!
He's right here, he's right here on yellow ping
Jay swing it
Where is that going 6?
Up here in the bathroom window Where's that going six? Where is that going six?
On the roof. Twitch running roof?
Twitch running picnic double?
Twitch running shark?
I'm out. Jay, you good Jack? There's a cam on me. Yeah yeah go go go go go! Is that back in Rinda?
On the bottom shark. Yeah, I don't think they droned you, Jay.
Bottom shark!
Bottom shark in kitchen!
No way man.
I shot this guy on the head.
I got bottom sharks here.
I'm cycling cams.
I'm going to go back and get him.
I'm going to go back and get head. I'm cycling cams
That was on the ace, ace is still bottom
Sharks
I want it.
Come on last! Let's go.
We're so fucking locked!
Holy shit, we're locked! Come on. We're so fucking locked. HOLY SHIT WE'RE LOCKED!
Come on
Good aim Jay
I just tried to hold a pixel Jay and i couldn't even like
Just piece of ice up and just like
Another fucking server not to jinx it imagine the service crash this season. I don't even know why I said that.
Why did I even say that?
Now they're probably going to crash.
It crashes every season bro, I can't even
blame you bro.
Bro, I can't remember
the last time where it didn't crash. No, last season it did. I can't remember the last time where it DID crash.
No, last season it did!
I vividly remember.
I was on Nighthaven Labs and my kid died.
It-it was the Xbox servers.
Mingo, remember?
Yeah, cause like Playstation was allowed to play.
And then my whole chat was somebody me to switch to my Playstation,
and I did switch to my Playstation
and it started working on Xbox again
Last season wasn't that bad though
they only crashed like 30 minutes or an hour
How do you get the nurse here.
Give me that drone, fuckboy!
Give me that drone,
fuckboy!
Alright, so doing the same spawnpeek three rounds in a row would be even like stupider.
I just can't die on this spawnpeek though that's the thing because i can hear everything.
So like because I've dedicated 24 thousand hours to this game
I can hear whatever sides are coming from so they really can't kill me without me knowing
The only way that could kill me back in the day would be if they cooked a grenade
but thats nerfed so... One way they could kill me back in the day would be if they cooked a grenade, but that's wow I don't know if i scan. Nice! God, Mingo's so fucking good.
Someone is tracking you.
I love Goyal's gun man, haha! uh what the hell so so so We fired it.
Hello!
Top garage window, five health.
Top garage window, five health. Top garage window, 5 health with Shaco
Nice top garage window
Damn I should have pre-fired a half level
Right there Brake, pre fire him he's 1
Oh yeah man he ran to the breach
jacob wouldn't reach out from a bridge
yeah i'm just saying you went there top shark maybe
no i have a cam bro unless he's here he's not a shark
i haven't talked about cam. Yo get this shit 3-0 remember guys time is fucking money we're gonna be the number one team in the world we can't lose this
Where's garage?
John imma pull up leaderboard i wanna see where we at
Opting garage
Where where where, where?
I don't know. R6 tracker...
We caught a ninja get the skill, get the skill!
Try and get the skill.
No no no!
Get in garage, get in garage, get in garage. Give me a garage.
Don't be rich.
That jackal is literally like dying to help.
The other one's on our team I don't want to get
there was a check out left dad door
door right side right side door
okay you got my staircase notice good hey come on wait is he on the staircase? no it isn't
good aim!
mingo you don't even look controlled
mingo does not look controlled
that shit looks so swipey.
Yo Richie, I'm looking at the leaderboards
right now and I don't see this. I don't see us being number one
... being number one?
No, bro. It is updated but I think everyone's tied at 1366
maybe. Bro, but here's
what I don't understand. How do some people have three games played? But they have 1361 elo
I don't get that at all
That makes no sense
Is Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Who's 5-0?
Oh, I'm looking at PC.
I trolled.
Hold on. Not even on the fucking leaderboards.
Hey, I don't even see the leaderboard.
What about our four games played? So like technically we're number one.
Okay yeah yeah you're right bro.
We gotta win this round though! Bro I think we can still go like that. Yeah, yeah. You're right. Bro-
We gotta win this round though!
We don't want to lose if we don't win this round!
That ass 4-0 is so important bro.
I think blitz rush graphics, blitz rush up yellow...
4-0ing is so important down and out.
Me and Zach are gonna blitz rush up yellow, y'all do your thing and we're gonna win this
round.
Let's get it.
Alright, back, back, back.
I'll just say that.
I'm not going to go into the chat room because I have a lot of questions about this game. I'm just saying that. Me and Zach are gonna blitz rush up yellow, y'all do your thing
And we're gonna win this round
Let's get it
Alright, I'll just sit on the window then
We need to win this round
No like bro
I wasn't even trolling
There's nothing on the yellow base where they have a shield facing me.
Wait, wait, wait!
Hold on, comms?
Someone said you get more elo for solo queueing.
Weeey.
That doesn't even matter. that doesn't even matter.
That's true!
It's more important we just win this game.
Woah!
I took my fucking hat off.
No Jay- er not Jay, Ray.
I'm back, I'm sorry. Jay can come out.
No, I'm back!
I'm talking about Jay.
Jay!
Hey man, Jay's in it.
Bro, we should convince him.
Why don't you all just bait though bro?
Like, we can't lose if we bait.
But that was Minkovia.
That was Minkovia.
Bro, we literally can't lose if we bait, I'm telling ya.
Minkovia. It's totally ranked. That's Lunga's idea. Bro, we literally can't lose if we bait him telling you.
It's a good idea. It totally ranks bro, we don't need to do that for sure.
I think he just swingin' dorms!
I saw my backlight fucking L in the corner.
I think this guy's gonna run out. We could probably win this one.
I got the elemon, i got the elemon!
Can you make the breach walk?
I'm gonna go to the window Richie.
Richie saw where that guy was?
Definitely could just hop in the window bro.
Yeah, I can turn your yellow.
I do have a top yellow shield.
Behind the yellow shield knock to a clear
leave that guy
no there's one in bathroom
that was him i saw finish I saw him, I saw him. Finish?
On the door! 1v1!
He's inside!
Wait what?! I'm gonna check your left, yeah. What the hell?
Revive them at top!
You know what era we're in.
You know what era we're in!
You know what fucking era we're in, Richie?
COME ON!
COME ON!
The fuck off me, dog shit ass kids.
Dog shit ass clowns.
Come on!
I like how you're moving.
I like how you're moving. I like how you're moving.
First bronze!
First bronses, first bronses.
Next game? Bro... 5kd come on next game next game bro yo we're done with four games bro i think
we're number one i can't hold you that's what i'm saying
don't see the leaderboards bro everybody in lobby Number one. Count off the Alita boards, bro!
Everybody in lobby?
Is everyone in the lobby?
Yeah, I'm in, I'm in.
Bro we cannot waste time, bro. We gotta keep floating.
We're already bronze guys, holy shit.
Richie, I like how you're floating around the map
I've seen that. I see how you're moving
New sense! New sense, new means
I've been on that
30-60
Richie has the best KD right now Richie has the best KD right now.
Richie has the best, Mingo has
the second, Jay
has the third, I have the fourth,
Bray has the fifth.
Chat, first broads in the world!
I'm gonna take your honor why what
we're out of those ends because on kids
have been canceling them and nobody's canceled us yet bro that's
why we're that's why we're so why are people dude i've seen this message like
nine times now bros cosplaying as my balls
i swear to god i've seen that message nine times.
Like, I've seen it nine
different times in my life. Hey, VIP that guy.
VIP all of them, bro.
Praying every game goes
double OT so people pass you.
Coffee,
you're a mob bro.
Like nah.
Fan him.
How is coffee trolling
at 11 in the morning bro?
Coffee really dude?
Bro it's obviously easy against bronze. Random person I want to explain how unintelligent you are really quickly.
Yo random person if we're bronze and we were all champion last season that means all the other bronzes were're all champion last season you stupid fuck we're
not playing against bronzes we're playing as champions you idiot if we're copper every
other champion is copper ban that guy for unintelligence i'm sorry he's
banning that is just stupid it's a gru era okay
yo dad really you are bald and fat
Battle passes out now. Well, I'm not refreshing my game that would take too much time
That would take way too much time to refresh my game. I'm back floating
How do you think the battle pass that important important. We have the operator anyways bro Yeah chalked up battle pass bro
Bro how obvious it gets hit in MMR
That shit is default
If you were champion last season, your're only going to play against champs and
diamonds, bro. That's how this system works.
It doesn't matter if you're copper, bronze, silver,
gold. If you were champ last season,
you are only going to get matched up against champs
and diamonds. Every team we play against
if you check all their stats i guarantee you i would bet everything
i bet every dollar in my bank account that they were either champ last season
or diamond last season guaranteed oh can we find a game?
I was about to say it's coming for a minute right now.
What do we do?
Bro, it's not 11 AM, it's 5 PM you stupid fuck.
Oh so you don't know what time zone is.
Do I reset?
Yeah, yeah, do it time! Group leader Jinxie?
Yeah, yeah do it, do it, do it.
Group Leader Jinxie, group leader Jinxie.
Reset come on.
Bro have the group leader vibes man.
Yo we're tied right now with Franklin's back.
Why my squad leader? Whoa whoa. Yo, we're tied right now with Franklin's back.
Why am I squad leader?
Whoa, whoa.
Wait, you don't know how I like that.
You're tight.
Whoa, what?
I can't.
I thought you said give your lead.
No, you didn't, but I said group leader.
Okay, I get what you're saying. I get get the confusion We're going back to this after this
Robotics is going good. I want us down
We just know We're wasting so much time. That's three rounds we just talked about! No, no, let me talk like a round.
Q Mingo, Q Mingo!
Mingo, Q! Damn!
Yo be honest bro if I was getting jump would you guys help me and be honest
Did you see the Brad my bad mind then bingo
Right yeah, of course brahmin like it's Oh, yeah. Thank you, man. Ready?
Yeah, of course bro!
I mean like it's not even a question though?
Teeth are yellow.
Hey, I forgot to brush.
Chad, I forgot to brush bro.
That's how locked down. One sec!
Oh hell no...
Did they change the R6 tracker leaderboard bro?
When did it ever look like this?
I'm like, Tripp what is it?
Yeah, like I don't even know what a-
I don't see none of our names.
And I don't see none of her name either but I know we're like
Franklin's losing I don't see none of her names either, but I know we're like...
Franklin's losing right now. They're playing like SWATs on Coastline.
These kids have Malusis and shit.
That's what i'm saying it's
liberal as fuck bro you gotta break the
plan with I think it feels it's Iowa
gray raid
no well there's another stock if they It's Iowa gray, red.
Oh there is another stack. It's Kaysen G9 Eagles Vic
So we're tied with them right now and Franklin
Are they bronze? I don't think so.
Isn't it a movie? Look look when you're on the website limit
the website to console and then for the country do United
States. And then it shows oh
okay second the riots like in the right
awesome yeah did we are day nine is
number one?
No, J9's are bronze. They're not bronze. I think this game they'll be bronze
Bro...
Is our queue glitched? Should we make a new lock?
What is our shit bro Is our queue glitched? Should we like make a new lock? I think our queues are glitched bro.
It's gotta be, is that glitched?
Nah, they're not because of the lock.
I see Richie on the leaderboard you're number one Richie
We're like tied same as Minga
Don't see Jinxy though.
That's weird.
What?
You see Mane?
No,
I just see Richie's
and Mingo's now.
bro.
There's only guest players.
Maybe,
I don't know.
No,
I mean, I see Xbox people truman adam casey
yeah like what you can't even find a game boys what's going on
oh give me house
You sure you're sure?
We are around like two rounds, that's like two rounds bro!
How are we still in the queue though?
I'm into it
Bro do you guys wanna know
The worst thing about being bald?
Yeah, yeah.
Bro, do you guys want to know the worst thing about being bald?
Bro, when you take a shower and you're putting shampoo on your head
It literally feels like you are rubbing your ass cheeks bro. It is the
weirdest feeling ever bro. It does nothing
Bro yes
Why do you gotta wash
your hair? You have no hair
That's what I said, who shampooed your hair?
I didn't know we were supposed to shampoo your bald head.
Well because...
They're still hairs bro!
They are like little tiny hairs
And you want them to grow all luscious and light? Yo, where-
Why am I not in a game? Well, I will crash that right now.
That's what I'm saying. That's- Why am I not in the
game? Whoa!
Ubisoft's kind of talking me. So what do we
do about this? Oh my god.
His name is Zimmer, holy shit you know he has a 2 inch dick
How would you name your gamertag Zimmer?
Like nah
He's on PS though so he's probably not Zim.
So why would you even like claim that?
Ban the fucking Emeralds!
Ban Emeralds, ban Emeralds, we're so good at this.
You are a host line.
No no!
I think they're gonna bet Emeralds!
Hot take, they're betting Emeralds!
Yo hot take, hot take, hot take.
Wait wait wait we're good at outback bro.
Wait coast is scary.
I always lose coast.
I always loose coast.
Villa, villa, villa. Hey 20 Villa, give me Villa, Villa!
Yes!
Alright 20 map, 20 map!
20 map, 20 map!
Yo!
Do the shit we do in tournaments bro don't fuck with these guys.
Do you shampoo your nuts?
Jinxy? Yes.
Bro I used that fucking loofah it's all up in my nuts I need to get a new one bro
I still have that
You need to get a new one
I know I know
It smells like shit.
Pre-tested Ubisoft to crash the servers
So you can end stream early
Bro coffee this is a 24 hour sent from the gates
of heaven. It's a 24 hour stream.
Oh shit I'm number one right now?
Oh shit...
Wait wait wait what?
I don't know high five-Fi sent me a screenshot.
Woah!
We're number one, we're number one, man.
Oh my gosh!
Nooo!
Noooo! What are y'all doing?
Fan high fives
Chalk is pay
Do you see that, bro For me it says Diva is still number one.
Wait a minute!
Wait are you choosing the country of United States on the right regional filters though?
Nooo...
Richie ain't that kid named like Ant something?
Your IRA?
Oh bro, that's what they're playing.
That's what they're playing.
Wait wait what?
They're playing Ant?
Yeah, they're playing Ant V or some shit like that.
Wait on Coastline?
He would've texted me.
Wait I wanna see the scoreboard. Bro but mine's clicking!
Yeah mine's missing too Jinxy, I don't know we're not in
It's fine
Yo it's fine, we know that we are the number one team in the world keep the momentum
Keep the passion stay horny stay hard for Oh every game
No mercy no mercy
Stop No mercy, no mercy. No mercy! Mark in the brim I don't know what's out there.
Humpty Dumpty looking around.
What's up, Humpty Dumpty?
Mr. Clean
Mr. Clean
Okay
Bro cosplaying as my boss
Can y'all stop saying- yo think of something else to say you guys have said the same bro is johnny sins dr evil looking ass five seconds getping, he's asleep!
A bomb must be located.
And this guy is still saying 1 in 10 bang.
I think it's blocking him.
What are they up? Are they up?
Yo, he is playing...
Wait, he's actually playing my voice.
We're not worried.
No way!
What the fuck?
I missed it. Get on the side window.
One's right side, one's right side. Okay, right
side of admin.
I think still... I think still right-side ad!
Left! Left-side
ad! Left-side ad!
Oh my god. I just got fucking My job, yo Oh Next to you.
Yo Richie spectate me! Look I'm telling you this shit is like automatically going off for a second bro.
Like give it a second, give it a second bro.
Alright gimme a sec, I'm gonna open this wall.
No flank Cam.
Where's the Mela?
Hold on one sec so Pop 4 last stop standing. so so one friendly operator remaining GURMIA!
That's me, that's me. No, no! You saw him on the vending he wasn't looking at you.
Oh he swiped that shot bro.
I could have been stopped that.
Yo Richie don't you trust me?
Go for it.
We just lost 3 minutes. We just lost 2 minutes. Yo, go for it. I'm telling you that shit is chalked for some reason.
We just lost three minutes!
Oh bro, I just got fucking fired up a window bro
I'm gonna crash the fuck out bro, badass
Mr Clean, humpty dumpty nice clutch dumpy yo
yo guys this shit is not original at all y'all are not being original at all. Jinxy sins!
One down, I'll check. Somebody text Guy to send me a picture of him. window ok
dad somebody text sky to send me a code
what do you tech
ok
wait is that the sky Charm? Hold on.
I need the Sky Charm.
I need that.
The down!
Do you get the Sky Charm?
Is it a legendary?
I don't know.
You're being exotic, bro.
Why didn't you plant with that bright ass head? Okay, cuz I was getting red pinged when he's wallbanging
Unless they made that shit up common
Bro, I was getting red pinged bro.
Dixie got an L but you saw him on the vending he went to red.
Woah! Jitties! Jitties!
Dude they had jitties in this game?
Run clearing or are we run clearing?
Bandit tricking! Bandy tricking! Run clearing? Are we run clearing? Shoooooo!
Bandit tricking, bandi-tricking
Watch out for the C4 above bro
Yeah Shop back Yeah
She bought Where is Jaden? Where is Jaden? C4!
I backed up.
I'm gonna wait for him to waste it.
Jake, grenade it again.
Grenade it again and I'll flash.
Think he got it.
Good shit duo.
Wasted!
Might be close right Jay Jay? He ran. Okay.
He was on Honda, ran Roto.
He was Honda, ran Roto.
Bandit on Roto!
Roto! Roto! Still!
Pillar clear! Yo this is all clear it's just Roto, still. Pillar clear.
Yo this is all clear it's just roto
Inside inside
I'm in i'm in Am I dead? No Walk down Come on! Come on bro
Walk down, well it wasn't really great but
Whoa walk down gang
Yo that killcam looks so dark
You look like a golf ball It looks so dark, bro. The kill cam looks so dark.
Yo, I know.
You look like a golf ball.
My eyes.
Where is your hair?
Love you, Junko.
Keep doing you, bro. W content. Keep it up. Much love. Anthony, thank you, Junko. Keep doing you, bro.
W content.
Keep it up.
Much love.
Anthony, thank you, man.
Anthony, thank you, man.
Chubby sins.
Okay?
Egghead looking ass.
You look like the thumb from Spy Kids.
Okay, that one was funny I'll give you that one.
I'll give you that one.
Yo guys we lost a round so we wasted three minutes.
So if we lose number one just get mad at yourself.
There's no one else to get mad about but yourself.
We missed like two rounds just to even get into the game.
Bro, we wasted time.
Yes bro, we wasted time!
Yo, we should go back side.
We should go back side bro.
Hit it from the back? Are y'all down?
Me and Jay are rushing back.
Don't leave, don't leave we kind of need
the monty though no no we don't have these bands
that's what i'm saying though backside without a lot of heads
no i'm sorry this kid is No, I'm saying Nah bro these kids are ranked
Just win the one
Me and Jay look back
Y'all do a front
Wait we're doing front?
Yeah get the wall quick
Jay help me get wall How oh how am I gonna get a wall bro? They're gonna bandit it
Or Bray you can hack me
I go from above if you want to drone me
Nooo too risky, too much ground to cover
Bray can you hack through the drone hole?
Yeah yeah yeah I got it I hole? I'm DotaBee. No, I'm DotaBee walking through there.
I'm Dota-bye
Shorty go jogging every morning
Calling Jay
Bray, I need you to hack this.
I'll flash first.
Flash!
Oh, I forgot. Yeah? I got it, I forgot yeah, I got
Open I think the big time already flanking that guy. Walls open, walls open, walls open!
Close right?
Okay how many times?
I don't know if he's on the left part now I'm gonna show. I'll stop bomb second.
Dead!
Plant down. Plant down!
Plant down. Moon down.
I got Spiral!
Jet!
Spiral? Holy shit!
Let's go good round
man i love y'all
wow richie
richie on Ashe? Whoa, Richie.
This is what...
No, Richie.
This is what I like to see.
No, no, no.
Shut the fuck up for a second.
This is what I like to see, Richie.
This is what I like to see.
Let your fucking big Italian nuts hang and play Ashe, bro.
Come on, bro. Enough with that thermite. the italian not and we have come on uh... right here on your own about that there might be a lot of action i'm here
com
haha Come on bro, I got you for that.
Yo Day i'm doing the mirrors, i'm such a degenerate.
Come on bro
Yo give me the goyles!
Yo brave run Goyle, Brave Run Goyle
I need three Goyles in my door. It's what King Stomping does.
That's what King does.
Bro, Stomping has so much money right now.
You know when Stomp- like Stomping is sleeping
right now you know he has aura while he's sleeping bro You know when Stompin' is sleeping right now, you know he has aura while he's sleeping.
You know!
Bro I bet you like...
What do yall think Stomping eats for his diet?
It's gotta be Ad Adderall, man.
Like there's no way
he's that good.
Adderall and eggs?
Adderall
and like real chicken,
bro.
My God.
With like 20 waters
a day, bro.
Yo, do you know he doesn't even drink caffeine? Yes bro. He told me that
Is that the mag beer?
I think that might be the mag
Bro i'm not gonna lie bro that no caffeine shit might be tech because think about it with caffeine you rise and then crash
Stompin never crashes bro
Holy shit
This is so fucking locked Oh shit. That is true, that is true.
Yo my whole chat is saying you might as well delete Solus at this point. I'm gonna try Solus next round.
I think it's true, Solus is fucking god damn good. I just wanna try one round with it, and i'll be honest.
Yo talk to-
I want the three goyos that's why we got them.
Yup.
That's not stopping shit.
Bathroom window!
On the roof! Dead...
Whoa why did I beat that?
Who am i feeling like?
You're turning bottom in lobby.
Wow that was a good aim. Good thing I'm like the best in the world and saw it.
Wow Bray you did the other gore that he did. Wow you're locked.
Is that locked?
On me, Jaden!
Oh, I don't know that.
That aim. I'll kill him, I'll kill him.
Yo if he comes here I'll kill him.
Yo Jay look at my angle.
If he comes here I'll kill him yeah? 100%
Bro but if he doesn't come in wall they got the bathroom. I have this door. I haven't
Yeah
For shop yellow am I just walking sight?
Yes, they're gonna power yellow.
There are two of them yellow.
Three.
I'm going back to window I think.
Do you not have to come back for me?
Yeah he is in bathroom.
Nice notch JC.
I'm on my way.
I'm coming back.
I'm coming back.
I'm coming back. I'm coming back. I'm coming back. Yeah, he's in bathroom. Nice notch!
Connector.
What? Alright.
Winable. Come on Mingo.
Whoa, whoa,
WHOA, WHOA
Talk Mingo, talk
Mingo.
Bro why did I go for that C4?
That's called fuck, bro.
Guys, not to be the bearer of bad news, but we've wasted six minutes this game, bro.
Like, that shit is unacceptable on all counts, bro.
Jay, pull your head out of your ass. Richie, pull your head out of your ass.
Richie, pull your head out of your ass. Come on bro.
I gotta go ask them to get a lab in there.
You guys are better than these guys bros. Pull your head out of your ass.
Bro, I should've just kept my gun up though!
I don't know why I went for that C4. That was so stupid bro. I should have just kept my gun up though. I don't know why I went for that C4, it was so stupid bro
I should have just kept my gun up.
Just got fucking DDT'd from the skylight bro
jumped in my fucking neck
hit me with an out from fucking a fucking top rope
Oh man
You gotta think it's time to order food bro
No too early you're gonna be bloated
You're gonna be bloated in lack of days of gold
You'll be lackingadaisical and bloated, bro.
Dude,
listen, this is the food we're going to be ordering today.
This is our order. You have a couple
options here. Grilled chicken
and rice, Adderall, and coffee bro.
That is what we're on today bro.
Are you paying for it?
Yup I got it!
If y'all send me picture proof I'll run it.
You got the plug for the Addy?
Chill!
I'm kidding, don't do Addy.
Don't do Addy.
And GPA.
Kidding.
Yeah that might be weak.
Okay. Oh no those are the bugs. Yeah, that might be... Wait a second.
Jay this is not that good.
Okay but at least if they go to the window I'll get a C4 kill.
That's too sad right there.
That's too sad. Okay, that's a happy time
Why oh no it's controller switching yo this game is like a you guys know throw a perfect storm. This is the opposite bro.
2-2 let's not lose the five game winning streak please. Yeah, they're powering my yellow.
You sure?
Maybe I should push pushing admin bro. Yep.
They might be doing everything.
Oh my god.
How's your bathroom Richie?
It's open but...
Nah, they are doing that.
Mom the dumbass.
I'm gonna go get some food.
I don't know what you guys are up to.
I'm just going to go and eat.
I'm not going to do anything.
I'm just going to go and eat. I'm just going to go and eat. I'm just going to go and eat. How's your bachelor, Richie? They're zelping but...
Okay okay.
I'll kill him I'm gonna go back to the window, back to the window, back to the window. Off yellow.
Jaybox basement?
I have his yellow comms.
He's in basement.
Tryna make it, dad! Nooo.
I'm dead.
Yo how is like bottom Vista looking?
My screen went black! Bug that bug that bug that Jixxy bug that Jixxy
Just die
I'm holding you from-
I've been spying on window
No no no
Back from window, holy yeah it's not a problem
actually you guys just as much
quite box office and yet
dot com if i can't do Drop yellow, drop yellow.
I got spiral cam too.
This is gonna be yellow! J has Spiral.
J has Spiral and I have top Vista. Top Yellow. nice
walking down 30 seconds to lay your good.
COME ON! BRAIN!
I love you bro. Good fucking shit, Bray.
Come on! Good composure, Bray.
Come on man. Good reaction time. Damn!
You have the reaction of a fucking squirrel. I like that shit.
Let's go!
Hand me, hand me.
Hand me, hand me.
God damn it!
Yo, if we went down two-three that would have been stressful, pray I love you bro.
Oh, man.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I'm lagging.
Bro this Zimmer kid is nasty.
Nah, we can still win. We're gonna get a point. We got a point. I'm lagging.
Bro, this Zimmer kid is nasty. Nah, look at Stavik.
He's like the heart and soul of their team.
I feel like they'll get better.
He's like there stomping bro.
Like holy shit!
Look at this motherfucker.
10-3?
Yeah... He got me in a spliff right now. Yeah he he got me in a
split right now yeah I mean it's
chocolate headlock nothing i mean a
fucking come more abroad my face is
purple
he's got me in a fucking triangle choke dude, I can't be anything
Side okay, so this is really July 14th where you boxing You just play side, I'm gonna let you sit back there.
Okay so Ripsy, you're gonna stay late July 14th, we'll be boxing.
We will box!
Actually? This guy would never do it though.
This guy said he was training brother.
Wait wait wait, Abby first came in. I would never do that. Guy said he was training, bro. Wait!
There's a picture.
Yo, having this item is like confirmed value.
That is actually confirmed value.
100%?
It gets bigger by the time it's that bad. 100%? 100%. Aiden's bigger, but I have Aven.
I have Aven.
I want Aiden, but I got Aven.
I think Aven is probably winning that bro.
Bro, Aiden switched like an entire off-tack from the start bro.
Aiden said he was training and shit.
Tom, you're not even going to get a kill on me.
You're just gonna go for it.
I'm not even going to get a kill on you.
I'm just gonna go for it.
I'm just gonna go for it.
I'm just gonna go for it. I'm just gonna go for it. I'm just gonna go for it. I hate how he can play with the soft pack for me bro.
Aiden said he was training and shit.
Soft pack?
Motherfucker looks like a jackpot to Marshmallow.
Can't do shit, bro.
Bro watch your C4 kill. come here
come here Camera initiated.
Reload!
Dad!
What's going on, man?
Dad. I'm gonna walk. Let's go, I'm back. Yeah, yeah, thank you dude. Dad!
Nice!
Abaddon is located by Abaddon.
There might be two breach though.
Yeah, left side breach, left side breach.
Dad.
Holy... Nice. Dead Nice
I'm swinging this Falcon
Fuck that bro.
Coming, I need my clip coming.
Joining me.
Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty! drone diddy in my diddy diddy, diddy, diddy
one yellow
bro why did i put my shotgun out
wait jake can flank this guy. Wait, we can check oh shit
Look at me go look at me. No
Jay has yellow jay has yellow J stay right there
Richie play that mirror
Another win baby!
Killed up already
Bro that was like the most time we wasted on a game, I'm not gonna lie
Yeah it's my bad
Oh my KD dropped!
Bro I can't go negative bro.
What's on point three off that?
Bro the funny thing is if I were to kill that guy it would be like a 1.6 right now. That shit is so stressful.
Ready up?
Back into it.
Don't waste time, bro.
First champs in the world.
Let's go.
Yo, I'm waiting for the leaderboard
to actually be accurate on my fucking PC, bro.
I think we're number one
right now. I see Richie number one, but
like, we're tied. We're tied.
With who? J9 and Mystic in them?
Yeah, yeah. Yo, I think Mystic and them are
grinding. Are they with Franklin?
They have five wins in such a short time.
Wait that was our sixth win?
No, that was the fifth one.
Bro, I think we're number one in the world
Yeah because look at my rank
Look at your more info
Go to my rank yeah
We're number one!
Bro, we're two ahead and the website can't even fucking track us bro. Oh shit, oh shit.
They're gonna queue snipers. Yeah... ahead of them they're going to keep night was yeah I thought how am i not
either plenty too bro I'm gonna say
right look at what's out a general
look my fire fly up my fucking boy
Texas back they thank you dick wait can you keep Look at my fucking boy texted, Vic.
They cute, Vic. Wait can you send it to me on Snap? I can't lie
I'm gonna watch you in finals
Oh hell no
Layer layer layer cruddy ass man bro.
Layer fuck layer fuck layer.
That my best dog shits.
Bro...
Real?
No i'm kinda hungry imma go bear shit.
Why should we just die here?
Lucky bear?
You know what I'm about to do.
That's what Ant said or one of your other IRs?
That's why Ant texted him.
And also, it was his first ranked game he's
He's like they were doing strats
Like fuck those guys
Yo Ant's actually so funny bro
Remember when uh
Monty Monty
We were playing ranked with him
And like other people
Yeah That was just so funny bro and like other people yeah
bro they're so mad right now
i can't lie he's kinda spitting though
the draft tourneys? The drafts bro.
The drafts.
The sky drafts.
Sky would get your first fucking pick every time.
No no he wouldn't give me first picks because nobody knew me.
Well he'd get you like every single time somehow.
Yeah, yeah.
Nobody knew me.
This guy would rig those drafts though.
He definitely would rig the drafts.
I remember exactly one where he rigged
before he had you two mingos, it was like you
Mingo. It was like you and Jay Pierce
And like 2 other people
Woah we don't rig
I have a chicken and cheese quesadilla.
Chad, I'm going to pop that at four hours.
Chicken and cheese quesadilla.
I'll pop that at four hours.
Who are we playing?
Looks like some fucking bombs to me.
Where's my team?
Whoa!
I'm here, I'm here.
Holy shit,
I thought we lost the passion.
Wow, that was scary.
What? Dude, how do we're up to that update for all that
he still like the sample
but you can you can just sit down
yet because if this was the one thought activated it though like yeah you can shoot the ones that aren't activated
bro i'm about to do the tournament mirrors yo i'm such a degenerate
i'm so locked.
I'm doing like these shotgun holds too Like so i can full swing
Yo what's your actual goal today?
Like 65 and 0? Well, I'm just gonna stream till like 10.
It doesn't matter how long that takes.
And if I'm not number one champ
I'll trash the fuck out.
If anyone is in front of me with an elo trapping
they're getting banned! I'll call whoever got called.
And some- I'm not selling that shit anymore.
If someone is elo trapping they are getting fucking beamed.
So any elo trap of your account is gone, I promise you.
Don't elo trap play the game legit you fucking pussies!
You bog shit ass clowns.
Someone get their armor.
I know it's Jay, I know it's Jay.
It- I'll get it, I know it's J. But Ray you got the vibe of the team just blame Jay no matter what.
That's the vibe. Love that shit.
Oh man I love Jay haha all fine different
what the fuck is on your head rude way
of like you look like introing a haircut.
You look like you're about to steal coins from Sonic the Hedgehog
Alright
That's actually crazy. No, Jayden!
Look he is eating
He lost passion
Six games and you lose passion
I'll eat right now!
Fuck it! I'll eat right now!
Talk this game! Let's go!
Oh shit, right now?
Boy, chop my team...
Yo what's going on? What's going on?
Hey, play! One team knocked the ball up, bro. He's gonna be ready to back me in two minutes. Yo what's going on? No one is cocked.
Why are none of us cocked?
Jay, I'm gonna talk to him! Oh, oh! Dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead Jay get on cock cam, Jay. Get on cock. Yo, Jackalus is one HP. Jackalus is one HP.
Wait, me and Richie are alive
but Richie you know what we do.
You know what we do.
Come on. Okay, listen let me-
Drowning me?
Drowning you?
One skylight.
Jackal dead!
Jackal dead!
Nice.
Ray come up with a...
No no no no!
Gonna drop.
He might drop sky.
What's happening on the bingo?
Two, one going
new! One going new!
I'm looking at new, I'm looking at new
New dead
J-Week done Jad, Jay dad bro. Jay we done!
3v1
It's a prey Iroh
Bottom roof Yo! On roof, on roof. On sky, right side top.
Right side sky, left side sky going hatchies
Going wagon
Come on Bray! It's a Bray era. It's a Bray era.
Come on Bray.
Who is he peeking?
Bray who the fuck is he peeking?
It mustn't be Bray, It couldn't be Bray!
Nick, think of the Richard Wanda show
I think it's a prime Colt, Jared
Gunner, think of the prime boot
Think we're gonna get there
Dude, I'm about to eat the fuck out of this food after this game. That's how bad it is.
On a new season, GG.
New Season is crazy!
Bro what op do I go here? Huh castle?
Mira mira wait for middle site. Oh yeah, you're right
Alpha they give me the five gift and
alpha they give me the five gift and I love you so much.
Secure the bombs.
Nine. 9 clock, next clock, next clock, 9. Oh shit.
Yo wait I actually never ate ramen in my life. What do you reckon then?
It's different flavors though, no?
It's different flavors, no?
Well yeah chicken flavor is the best thing if we're like talking about
like a one minute ramen or whatever
Yeah, yeah, yeah Like i got the professional bro ramen is
the best one dollar Oh shit. Holy shit!
What the fuck is up?
Wait, an A reinforcements is crazy!
I got a first I'm gonna need to turn and make off the walls
Yeah man
Am i doing the top here?
Bathroom, bathroom
Reinforce this wall then Richie
I want to the tournament yesterday yeah
Richie knock that one out
Go get the other one, go get cock
We're getting Richie cock
Do we have anything on bottom boys? That cock About a boy
Every I'm kidding! SEND THE BOMB DOWN! I'm serious.
Holy fuck!
Yo, wait he's turning bottom line.
I'm so gonna ice bomb.
Run me my number one champ already.
Sky!
I'm dead.
Watch this, Redder.
Ooh. What am I doing? I'm on cams, I'm on cams.
They're getting inside, nobody's inside. I'm on cams.
They're getting in sight, nobody's in sight.
Nah, I have cams they are good.
Oh well that's bad.
He is outside mining my fault. You are running outside white again
bray, might go up white
im back
holy shit
yeah i'll go right now.
Yo once that's out of mining window he's on like the balcony watch out for that
Yo hit them Malusi! Bottom white bottom white
Yeah yeah one is like inner bar jinx Jarvis like close that everyone knew about him you can't get out and i cannot barter x
charge but close to date
dot com are such a good show on the floor Nice! Good shit, good shit. One of us below, one of us below.
He's 1-1-1-1-1!
One top red, one top red.
I gave up on bug look at that
Top right at 180 y'all got this bro
Seconds 50 seconds That's the passion you can't play plant
that's the passion on a mirror that was good
hey he shot the malicious off away watch out for that bro
fireplace wow Fireplace, fireplace. R90!
Go and fire both fires!
God you're so smart for talking in this corner.
You've came so far Jaden.
90! 90!
He shot 90 then he ran to fire.
Watch bottom line!
Time expires in 10 seconds
Oh no Oh. Run!
Yes!
Honestly, honestly.
Do we celebrate that?
We even celebrate that clutch?
I don't know.
So you're telling us you don't feel what we feel?
Bro, I'm my life pessimism No. The dead zone is crazy.
You guys want to go below?
Bro, but my question
is why would IQ go to
a red hallway with five seconds left?
Is that bit stupid?
Nah, there's like three.
There's like three.
What a dumbass.
I kinda wanna...
I kinda want to go like, castle here.
No, no, no.
I'm going to go this way.
I got two plus five.
I like that, man.
Jay, good clutch, I guess.
We won the round, so...
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
That was a punk game.
You were looking like Skite out there.
No, Skite would have been on shield!
Skite is so unked out that he just gave up on guns and he's using flash
It's not even Jay, man
Jay you ass b***h! You ass b****
It's not Jay J you ass b***h! You ass b****h!
It's not Jay, it's the dead zone.
Are we doing a horizontal hold? Do you want to do the shield and I'll be here in Baker?
At least my door is searching for someone out. Somebody stop me. I'm so tacky with it. 5 seconds left. Setting fire at gate! They have to welcome that.
Found location secure.
Gun...
Fire mine...
Lock in gamers.
So why don't you go get the hat?
I'll solo double hold bait.
I gave you two on my side.
Stop!
No mags for the sexy. Go down, go down.
No mags for the sexy
I'm not red mega Oh they're drilling skylight Red mega.
Oh they're driving skylight
I'm on your reception, Jay No way you beat the mech up, not just silly.
Richie shoot your gun, shoot it!
I'm dead, chasing Jack. Another one's there.
Wow he has 1 HP outside bakery
wow I got played the fuck out of that too
Is this safe? the fuck out of that toilet. FUCK!
Is there street roads?
He's one.
One HP outside bakery.
That guy's small.
Sorry, guys.
You have my R90, Jace?
Yeah. I need to grill this fucking flat red bro damn
nice no jayden try it one small. Yo, small bank window?
Richie has a mag
Yo site is so clear right now
We're good.
Jadaz, shot cam.
There's still third floor, bro.
You guys never lose this shit.
I don't understand.
I can't aim straight right now.
Mingo, I like this.
No, I love this play.
Mingo, I love this play.
Yup yup!
I love this play, Mingo. I love this play, Mingo!
Why? Flanking why?
Coming to me. Burning me.
Mingo you're gonna stay there? That's aura.
Mingo we can's trying to use you. Stay there. That's aura Dad
Repelling it
I'm ready repelling in except over into the roof you got my ready Mingo you've never lost this if to my aim your mouth no no come on. I'm gonna go come clean
Both above me you said that so
On On third floor? Yeah bro, like they're taking forever bro On Mingo's hatch
Cap and take him down
Get Mingo out of this team, give me a go out of the team.
That's why I said it!
Get him and get out of the team.
No no no no no.
If we lose this round bro, get him going.
Ray you gotta run bro he's probably not even planting.
Go go go go go go go go go go go Ray, you gotta run bro. He's probably not even pointing!
Go go go go go go go!
Yo... yo...
No don't even say good shit. You should've seen what just happened with Mingo, bro
Holy fucking shit it's not the game Whatever that was- Bro I'll tell you what I just saw
Mingo's recoil was so bad
I think his dog jumped on his analog stick and started biting
his analog stick mid gunfight.
It was that bad.
It was actually that bad bro.
He shot the motherfucking ceiling fan.
I don't understand how he's not feeling it.
You don't understand how you're doing this.
You don't understand how you're doing this.
You don't understand how you're doing this. You don't understand how you're doing this. You don't understand how you're ceiling fan. You don't understand
you don't understand it's the
Sins glitch, i swear to god bro
i swear on my mother's life its not me
Bro how am i not feeling?
Am i just unked out? you're just
onked bro
jinx-y type of aim
wait so am i too old
to realize there's even a difference
cause that's scary. If I don't do well...
Yeah, yeah, probably.
Bro, if I don't even realize
lock in Caillou.
Bro, we're winning
FIBA.
Like,
Caillou is 16 months I love you baby
I'll let you watch that's all right
are you down to do suck you fire now and
i plan no never brush around the speed of smack windows Sounds like you can plant or not, and I like to plant on the... No! Whenever we rush, we just lose a round.
Just bait bro. Smack windows kill them.
That would make it faster than some stupid
bomb blows. It's a Caillou
aura. Yeah Jay, it does make it, but then if we lose like three minutes longer
Really like six
Have a mirror, Al.
Pop those mirrors!
Bro's haircut is signed by Bang Bros
watch out for spawnies
yeah they're spawning on the white hallway window, watch out
should be good him here for one.
There ya go!
He's just popping.
I'll get passed, I'll just get passed by me bro.
Let me watch this now.
What did he swing?
That!
They have a bathroom mirror.
No, Jinxie can you open my matches up?
There's some pot here that's full of shit what is this?
Can you ask them?
That mirrors popped
Okay i'm asking matches. I'm actually matches then, I'm actually matches
Dead! Mirror dead
I hope your gone
Mirror dead Peek it bitch I'm with you, I'm with you. Where's the new gun?
Mirror dead!
Peek it bitch!
Dumb ho!
One more cocktail, one more cocktail.
Dead!
Let's go! 4-0 that's what I'm talking about!
4-0s, 4-0s...
And that's good rain. And that's good rain and that's good right
okay yo you guys I have a buffalo chicken and cheese flatbread I had two
ways of eating this up should Should I put it on a
pan and sear it, but if I
do that, I'm probably not going to be able to spectate it, and I
might burn my house down? Or do I
microwave it? What do you guys think?
I mean, technically the first one is better bro
But there's a chance I burned my house down
Yeah, exactly
There's no about about them on it. Go about them on it. Yo, shut up!
Oh man...
We're like 30 minutes away.
Yo, I think we're... wait are we two games ahead? Nah, there's just no way.
Leaderboard hasn't updated yet.
Oh, leaderboard...
Ohhhhhh okay.
Oh shit we are game ahead!
We are still game ahead of everyone.
I think we are number one.
And so fucking updates bro.
We are still number one.
I mean just the EU kids.
You know Bexo?
The EU kid is bronze 1 already.
So he is a game ahead of us.
Oh who, Lesson?
No it's DB, DB Derd
Is he on Xbox?
Yeah no, on Playstation
He's EU Is he on Xbox? Yeah, no. On PlayStation. That's what I said like the player that you were saying is EU.
He's EU.
Oh okay, okay, okay.
Actually United States word number one.
Yeah yeah that's what I was thinking.
Oh my god.
I don't know why it doesn't show my name.
That's actually so annoying, Jay.
I only see Richie's...I don't even see Jinxy's in surprise. It's just Richies now.
Actually annoying as shit actually.
I don't even see fucking Mingo's name anymore.
It's literally just...
I see Richie's Xbox name and his PS name.
Like, now they're playing favorites, bro.
I've never even seen that.
What's that about?
You eating ice?
I'm eating ramen.
I was about to say bro, it sounds like you're eating ice for a second.
He's drinking like a lotto, I look at my fucking hardboard already, bro.
I was fucking starving, bro.
I slept for two hours.
Yo, Crypto,
appreciate it for having me,
Crypto.
But how long did you make
the last time?
Did you make it
to Fox 24 Hours or no?
Last time... I wasn't with Jace you make the last time you did you make it the full 24 hours or no uh last time
i wasn't with jc last time i think it was a skype
uh probably like 13 hours i think
i got no sleep though,
that means I'll be up for like two hours.
I got two hours of sleep,
you didn't sleep.
Two hours isn't much help though.
I lucky fellow
is better not to sleep than just go to sleep for like only the last hour Two hours isn't much help. Mingo, everyone on console is
mousetrapped? That's what it feels like. It feels
like everybody's mousetrapped, not even Deadzone
Yeah, I'm glad I would never aim
like that with Legion. I would never like a night that was
Bro you saw mine it literally feels like I can't control recoil Like you know how good I am you can because we can all right boys with the microwave option
option today microwave option. Option. Today?
We're gonna be eating
a buffalo chicken- Shut the fuck up,
Jguns! We're going to be eating
a Buffalo Chicken Proolone flatbread from Publix
Ow!
I micro-raved that for two minutes. God damn!
I don't think so
no no give me a second oh oh yeah Vs
person five gift of yes Yo, Vs. Wait it's kind of good!
Yo!
Even though it's hot as hell
It's of fucking good.
Looks like shit.
Umm... so there's
bacon,
chicken and
melted cheese
and you said
it looks like
shit?
What do
you eat
cum?
Uh, ban Billy um uh van villian thank you i'm not empty dumpy chicken is Look at that. Stuff it in there, wrap it and slap it. Okay, why is my pussy wet?
This is good.
Damn!
Ha ha!
This is good
No, I damn that's good. No like damn that's gonna okay... Okay. So I'm gonna maximize my aura
I'm going to light a bunch candles in my room
I want to enter like flow state.
God, I think we're the number one team in the world right now. God, this is so good.
I'm eating all of this shit.
This will expand my energy by about 25%. Good. Good or bad? Or mid?
Good, bad, or mid?
Good, bad, or mid to maybe honest.
I think I'm wasting my damn time.
Wait wait wait, fuck me! Why am I not in the game so..... so.. so so. Let's go. Tempo, passion, love.
Tempo, passion,
love.
Tempo, passion, love.
Nothing more nothing less.
Tempo, passion, love. Tempo, passion, love. I need a lighter! so okay Okay. It's about to smell like a fucking porno in here.
I'm lighting three different candles right now
all right drawing deadmer good one candle lit Right? Drawing dead mer.
Good, one candle lit.
This will light the monitor.
OK, actually I shouldn't put any of these on this table
just in case I kick the desk and then break everything.
Yeah, fuck it. That'll be good.
Two candle lit!
Three candle lit three candles lit damn i'm about to get cozy tonight
number one champ in the world coming soon
number one champion in the world coming soon. Number one champ in the world coming soon.
I have to piss, fuck.
What's up? I can go on.
Yo! Yo y'all ready?
Y'all good?
Hold up, bro.
We're ready, bro.
Why did it take us four minutes to get a game?
The fuck was that?
It took us six minutes actually, bro.
Woah we're sitting on this server?!
No don't tell me we were queuing this whole time.
Bro no no no no
We weren't?
We switched here? Okay good I was about to say because that's why it took four minutes.
This is the most dead server in NAA.
I'm making CC right now. Yo play proper don't get lazy., Blake proper don't get lazy.
Oh my daughter don't get lazy.
Yo Richie is your mic muted?
Oh my daughter don't get lazy!
Medic you're dead! don't get lazy what are we 6-0
or 7-0? 7-0 yeah 7-0
7-0
that's why i'm saying bro, it looks like there are some wonders over here.
I can't see.
I missed all my other ones.
Yeah, we need to rock our piss after this round. Holy shit!
Comms please, I need comms!
Lowry cover me! please i need comes I'm out of ammo. I don't know. They don't know, they don't know!
One's on my window, one's on my other east
Other side of the East
Yo let me fall off the balcony then rez me
Let me fall off the balcony then rez me
Not yet!
Not yet!
And go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go stick it I'm coming on metal.
I'm sticking, I'm sticking, I'm sticking.
Fuck that!
Fuck that!
Thank you bro, I love you. Of course, bro.
You good for one?
I smoked away my brain.
Thank you very much.
Dad!
Chop Ryan!
Dad!
God, you're so fucking sexy.
I'm gonna go get some more of that smoke.
I don't know what to do with this guy.
I'm just gonna keep going.
I'm not even sure if he's gonna die or not. I think it's a little bit too late. I'm gonna try and kill him. Ryan! Dad. Dad, God you're so
fucking sexy
Where's Richie at? Woah
Woah Richie at? Whoa.
He's swinging the breach. Where'd that dude at?
It's a Richie arrow. Holy fuck, this is bad I can't hold it.
Dad!
It's a Dover. I'm dead Bottom metal
He's at the east
Bro did you just guess bottom metal mingo?
No No. Hey Richie
Yo, Richie's not on the mic
bro this is chalking my aura
Oh This is chalking my aura. Oh, what do y'all want to do here?
Y'all wanna hold a bow with like vert or you just have to run around?
Jay, WHAT?!
What did you- what? Whoa! What's going on? That shit just hit my head. Let's fucking go.
What? Woah, what's going on?
Can Jay just do a bump? The fucks going on?
Yo! Jay! We definitely play em off
Jay what hit your head bro
I just drank Red Bull water
Oh ok
Richie why are you not on the line bro? I'm back. You're talking aura.
I was talking to Diddy my bruh.
We're all losing aura bro.
Minus 1000
I'm getting diddied right now bro. No troll.
Come on NDI, come on NDI.
Yeah my stomach's hurting. I just ate ramen
Bro is that bad? I didn't go to sleep
I was so excited
I slept for three hours
Listen, listen. I set four alarms bro.
Four alarms.
I got three hours.
I woke Mingo up.
I was gonna go to bed at 7am but but I was like no way, I'm waking up...
5 seconds left.
Getting one hour of sleep is less beneficial than not sleeping.
Because your body shuts off and turns back on if you wake up.
Bro just think about it. If somebody shuts off and turns back on it, you do wake up.
Yeah bro just think of that as an iPhone
Ah nevermind
They got a place!
Woah woah woah They're in sight they're in sight They got a place, they got a place! Whoa whoa whoa.
They're in sight, they're in sight.
Lion's dead though. I just said that and you were like...
Nice.
Oh my god Jay?
Oh my god Jay Jay. Oh my god, Jay!
Oh my god, Jay!
Reinforce that wall if I could go.
Woah, woah, whoa. Wow Wow.
Bro, my mechs are so teched! Look at these mechs!
Oh, look at the tension bro!
My mechanics are actually crazy.
Look at their tension in their hands. Oh my god, you can do it now?
Just get the fuck outta there man
Right side right side
nice
lets go
we're so good play mingo
you get em mingo
that's so dark what the fuck
bro, yo the lighting is fucked on border every other map What the fuck? Bro. I didn't see him.
Yo, the lighting is fucked on border every other map it's 90.
Yo!
We should have a zesty round where we all like say be zesty and shit.
Why would you want to do that?
I don't know, because i like it.
Yoooooo! No no no
Talk to the party bro
What?! Yeah that was crazy.
That was crazy.
Check the VOD bro!
Watch the VOD bro!
Yo yo I'm posting a VOD
I'm posting a V. Watch it, bro.
Dude, what do you guys think Stomper's doing right now, bro?
He's probably laying in bed with all that aura.
Dude, he's probably resting his aura.
Dude, what are you like...
Bro, you already know he has the most aura in his whole life.
Wait how did they sleep?
I don't know!
Bro, you know Slompid-
He definitely sleeps all efficiently like this.
Like I like to sleep on my side and it messes up
my neck. You know Stompin' sleeps like
back on bed, like hands
crossed over his chest, like just so...
He probably sleeps so efficiently though.
Yeah.
Oh! so efficiently bro. Think about it bro, all those
pro league players do what they do on a mouse
Stompa does that shit on a controller
Yo stompas the best in the world bro
Best player ever It's war up there.
Mingar, are you spawning King Daddy yet?
Yeah get my reed.
I got you and he died.
No, I have... Wait did they nerf this?
He's in, he's in, he's in, he's in!
He was in there.
Is that box? He's in there. Oh my god!
Passport, outside passport, outside passport, outside passport!
Brommingo I just one-jabbed something.
Wait wait, come here.
Mingo did they nerf things from that week?
Look you know how you can get out of there?
How do they nerf it bro?
WHOA! got a fire Good aim, Evercheap.
Head to a local 7-Eleven and purchase four lottery tickets.
You're gonna walk out of there with $1,000,000.
You're the luckiest player ever!
She was silly, Rob.
2v4. Wait, Richie's alive.
No!
Wait, Richie is alive.
I wonder what era we're in?
It's a richie aura.
Left side, yup!
No hat? That's a new season hair rag. No hat?!
I got dead lid.
Dead lid. Fuck. Dead lid? Dead lid.
Bro,
I want to stay like
happy and positive
but bro we just wasted
six minutes
because we lost
three minutes there
and now we have to make
another four minutes.
Bro every round we lose is 6 minutes bro
10 rounds is an hour like the
calculations are scary bro
Yo Rich I finally
know what you mean
I tried to click on ace but it's all in the left now bro
What the fuck bro?
They chalked my momentum when i picked my op
Now look at how he fucked up my aim
Yeah like what the fuck
Fuck bro who did that?
You know it's like the useless shit too that they change every single time
Well no they had to change that cause they added an operator right?
No no no they had to change that one.
I'm talking about like the lighting though.
Well, the lighting was good but border?
Fuck no bro.
Fits border Ubisoft holy shit!
Yo, like the tension is like pitch black, but you can't see shit in there
So yeah that kill camera
Yo fan got nerve no
Yeah Yo, Fenn got nerfed, no? Yeah he got nerf'd
Yo East over, no? Jay where's that Passon?
Wait Jay I heard the action we talking about.
Wait Jay, I heard the action in that. Let's go Jay.
This is what most of you ever cared about a new season. Alright don't die to that, don't die to that! Yo, come on
If we lose this round bro i'm leaving all right One Dad! One
Can you rip open bottom east door?
No
Alright Do you have the best window? No. Come on bro, my headset is fucking strong.
Want me to go?
I don't know if you want it but I just need a spender. Bro that deadzone's ass!
Alright I'm gonna shoot him.
Spend her right here chocolate
Got it We said I'm pushing, Jay. Haha!
We said east or...
Oh, I got the f***ing little flag.
Yo, I got that.
Richie give me a second. Can someone come basketball with you?
I could rest.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie...
I got top play.
Someone's here!
I killed fountain!
Yo Sykes free!
Archive! Yo Sykes free! One in the hall.
Archive, every time I'm talking to you. Oh my god where is he?
My man's hiding.
Come on come on come on come on.
I'm in think so. One off. One at night. One at night.
One at night.
Dad?
Let's go!
Yo, Mingo just had a clip.
Mingo just had a clip.
Holy shit that's so dark bro, oh my god
Yo wait am I stripping that?
Wait this feels like old seeds
Yo i know the tag i'm just
gonna play half wall brother can't see
shit
play how long like a little girl you
win haha huh
well haha he are we're not the only one that like bro we're
calling that diddy corner where you can
tell me crazy shit i could go on back
there but you can't see shit back there
broke
oh my god get the same thing really can't see shit, bro.
Like that ass, you can't see anything.
That is scary, bro.
Yo, if they don't fix the lighting,
this map might be chalked.
Chalk the map, bro.
Bongo. bro this map might be chalked talk to Matt bro yeah like yo no chat go bongo Bennett y'all got actually like check out think about how bad that'll be okay... Bro, that's bad!
I'm not gonna lie.
That is deadass bad.
Is there peanut butter?
Yo! Yo, can this motherfucker shut up on the speakerphone? Holy shit!
He's in my ears.
Oh my god, AFK, AFK! Nevermind he's back. He was just edging on TikTok
Drone has located a bomb, 10 seconds to go.
Yo what time do you think it would take for us to hit number one champ? Like 3am?
I was gonna say 6 am though.
I was gonna say like 3am!
Maybe 3am is the location of this. Alright. I was gonna say like 6am though. I was gonna say like 3 am! Yeah, maybe um...
No, 8pm is crazy. It's gotta be like 3 in the morning.
Nah nah nah.
When i hit number one champ
I was mad early.
That actually?
Yeah.
It definitely wasn't 3 AM.
That door shot down, JTBJ.
Did you lose?
Jayden, I'm coming Jaden wait for me.
Okay bettabettattbett Ryan bettaryan
You guys need to make noise for us.
Shit oh shit oh shit We're in, we're inside Yeah, make noise for us. Make noise for us.
There's more noise! I got y'all with the noise!
Alright...
Oh, imma crash out OD'd Jaden, Jaden.
Oh I'm gonna crash out OD!
Help me please!
Oh my god...
Don't go in that way.
Where's the AWP?
Who's the one behind me, bro?
Holy shit, bro. Half wall. Dad, half wall still! Man dad no one has! We're in. Come on! The old things you would have planted. The old things you would have planted.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill. I'm going to get the kill. I'm going to get the kill. Come on! The old Jinxie would have planted.
The old Jinxie would have planted.
Jinxie with hair would have planted.
Walk down, Gang.
Come on!
Yo another fucking win guys.
Bro what are we 8-0?
Yo go east bro, float, float on the east.
Bro another fucking win.
We're about to be silver.
Oh, my God.
Yo, we're deadass flying, bro.
Eight wins in three hours.
My God.
Mod on.
Go, Jay, flip it.
No, go.
No, Jay.
Wait, wait, wait. One more game? One more game? One more game until Silver is... No, no
I want to check leaderboards bro. Why are they so fucking delayed though?
I mean, I don't even see your name. It just says J9 is number one with five games played bro.
It's so delayed.
Like 1-2 hours normally like 1-3 hours. It's so delayed. What do energy drinks wear off?
Like one to two hours normally, like one to two hours.
But here is what you could do bro,
You can just keep popping energy drinks once every two hours.
I thought you can't drink that much.
You can't but it's a new season
and just damage your body for tonight
because i'm damaging my body bro
It's a one day thing bro
Like i'm beating the fuck out of my stomach tonight. What's your weights?
HUH?!
Okay, okay.
I was saying actually like what weighs?
What weighs?
Yeah, what do you mean what weighs?
Wait, what? Like what weight is he beating his body up or something like that. yeah what you mean always like what ways
is being this body of the subject I'm
putting about 2,000 milligrams of
caffeine in my fucking stomach way how
much weight
how much caffeine and Adderall can the body hold in 24 hours?
I don't know.
Stopping.
VanEmerald!
VanEmerald!
VanEmerald!
VanEmerald!
He's got the combat!
Come on. come on.
Organ please!
This will be the game we lose. Yo, I'm not kidding. Lock in from round one.
If we're gonna lose at Sky... if we're gonna lose at Sky, lock in from round 1 and don't fuck with these motherfuckers bro!
Lock the fuck in.
I'm just picking three out of six.
I got a flip, bro.
Come on.
Not fucking losing, but staying the ball game, man.
Give me a fucking chance.
Bro, we're playing dog. we're behind again, bro.
We're playing dog.
We're playing
the hot dog 50-66, bro.
We ain't losing.
Get the fuck out of here.
J9 and number up one round on us, bro. No, no, they just up one round like they're in a game right now 1-0
That's the only thing that's up right now
We are in the semi though
Yo fuck j9, bro.
What is he doing?
Yo, what is J9 doing, bro?
Fuck J9, bro.
And he scammed us, bro!
Fuck J9!
Yo, I've been...
Kapkan, Kapkan, Kapkan!
Yo, Choc has sold us man. We lost bro.
No no I wanna lose now.
Wait wait chill chill we didn't even win last game!
Nah I'm doing the stomping. I'm doing the stomping bro.
Just lose the game bro just lose the game bro.
I don't'm gonna fuck.
Oh! What's that new op?
In five minutes I felt like energy for ten minutes.
What's that Uzi song? It's like
Not all over my face
Now I'm a troll
What?!
Yo you gotta say pause after that though I can't lie you gotta say pause after that though.
I can't lie, you gotta say pause after that.
Hey no pauses.
Yo wait!
Hey, Bray.
Bray there's nothing against that, bray.
Nothing, nothing.
I'm not saying there's nothing against it.
Cancel Bray!
Cancel Bray!
Wait, wait, chill.
There's nothing against them.
Just saying.
I don't understand how much caffeine this thing has. Wait wait, chill there's nothing against that I'm just saying
I got so much caffeine this house
Bro i think the best one has to be ghost
I can't lie james
They taste so good
C4 is good too but it's wrong.
Listen, listen, listen everybody quiet!
Bro this shit feels ass though. It feels like we've're looking at us for five minutes.
Bro I'm about to listen to those anime openers where it's like
You know the Bluebird from Naruto?
Bro that shit is too good Naruto?
Bro that shit is too good.
Bombing it! Bombing it!
I should have one here.
Jay's dead.
Jay, I'll get you in Bohelium if you got the kill.
I'll get Jinx to go by you. I'm gonna try and get him. way
where you coming up on him now come on
stop no ritual Oh I love you the staircases bro I'm playing it, I'm playing it
4 months Eddie love you
Hey love you Eddie
You said Eddie?
I shot it
She's got it
Before it makes a gainstack Got it. I'm reloading! Another Brovick, they're right on top of us.
There's bottom restaurant, he's bottom restaurant.
Bray shoot your mag, bray shoot your mag.
Shoot it, shoot it
Drop it
Shoot it again, shoot it again, shoot it again.
They're on me bro they're on me.
He's down.
Dead!
Nice.
Dead.
I'm just busting my balls over there for him to come out.
I hear one close, I hear one close
Pink bot!
Good action
Fucking go
Pink bot
I'm getting dressed up dad I got to nomad exhibition.
Are you sure she's over here? I heard that right?
I heard that, i heard that I heard that right? He's flanking. I heard that, I heard that.
You hear him though?
I heard that.
It sounded like a bitter aftertaste though.
I know.
It's one of those Red Bulls?
Yeah.
Oh he's dead.
Free fired.
He's coming.
Like an eye.
He's going to die. He's going to die. He's going to die. Which one, that red bull? Yeah. Oh he's dead! Free fired!
Let's go!
Good round, good round, good round
Bro Jake you've been talking about energy drinks for five minutes bro
Just drink the damn thing and shut up.
Yo.
Just drink that shit, bro.
Damn.
The fuck?
What are you, 75?
Al, peer pressure.
Al, peer pressure.
Bro, he's already drinking it. Al Bully. Al beer pressure. Bro he's already drinking it like...
Al Bully, Al Bully
I need to get a new one though cause this one tastes like um
Then get new ones bro damn!
I am, I am, I am Jay get the ghost Jay Bro, damn! I don't wanna hear about it.
Jay get the ghost, Jay get the ghost
Get the pink diddy
No get that green apple
Wait they have a green apple? I don't like the...
Oh the sour ones?
No no Jay!
It's cherry limeade Jay!
Jay!
Cherry limeade Jay!
Bro Jay that not taste like cherry limeade bro.
That tastes good. Yeah I'm gonna give it a buck though. That art tastes like cherry limeade, bro.
Yeah I'm gonna give it a buck though from a non-biased point of view
You should try every energy drink
You gotta try Monster, you gotta try Red Brew He's um... Bro! Yeah.
Oh hell no, fuck Jinxie
I gave me some traffic!
You guys are so crazy.
Black-eyes GPU that's just bad.
You guys are so fucking cool.
You know what I'm dealing with at black-eyes GPU?
I'm not even gonna say it actually. guys feel my man actually like I said on sure
I don't know what this guy tell me
this is in tech
tell me you're shooting it's bad just tell me with a straight face.
Tell me the straight face you're shooting that boss now.
Which one?
The one behind the ceiling bro.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Hey, if I get the kill bro, 5 gets it alright? Wait, deal.
Even though that's like 2 pennies.
I got you bro, I got you.
I'll give you 5000.
5000 Canadian.
No one's getting over here.
Wait, that might get a kill!
That's no way.
How did he lose that? How did he lose that? Whoa! I'm just gonna kill them all before they feel like that.
Hey, power on Zim! Power on zim power on them oh oh I just lagged bro!
Stairs, i hear him.
Walking up, I hear... I really need to get laid.
My hearing's so good! COME ONNN!!!
I'M NASTY!!!!
Look at the stats, man.
Ahhhh...
What the fuck?
Wait, what do you have a fucking mod menu game for? Mingo, that was aura. That was aura.
What do you have a fucking mod menu?
Whoa! Bam mingo!
No no no no
Mingo did nothing do that. That's crazy, bro.
You have connections.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Don't actually...
Mingo is legit
but what the fuck
did I just watch?
Wait, Mingo
that needs to like
go on TikTok, bro.
That was Aura.
But you have the EP boxes have the ep foxes too
bro he just yo let's not breeze past that she just no scope someone from 15 feet away with
one bullet and then like didn't react. Yo nah, mink yo
I'm not even gonna lie bro, mingo's actually
out of the area.
Oh!
Chill chill, I bought this menu bruh
Whoa... came with a new season when did junko get here?
That was fucking aura
Cut the fuck out of that
One more round, one more round we're at 3-0
Bro it's not even like there was a head fire, it was the first bullet.
Yo Richie come here!
Where you at G?
Here, come here.
Richie come here, I'm in here!
This is you-in-the-face-it days Richie.
Right here.
Yeah okay.
We're fucking protesting.
Get your hair back today. Yeah, a little fucking toilet. Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Bro you're lucky I wasn't evasive bro
I would've fuckin smoked you
I was saved there, bro.
Dad!
Oh you know I would've been swiped and I shouldn't face it.
You're gonna beat me back.
Richie C4 the soaps, I'm going to make noise come back. Richie, C4 the soaks I'm gonna make noise come here!
Richie, Richie listen.
I got you, I got you.
Throw it up hold on ready?
Ready?
No no Richie no no other wall other wall wall!
Oh shit! Red node on red, other wall, other wall Oh! I'm gone, I'll get out
Oh shit!
No, oh my god
I'm not even trolling, I didn't mean to blow that
But now, okay so how am i KD'ing this chump? But now you I didn't mean to blow that.
On Bohemian, I didn't mean to blow that bro, I'm not even like hitting.
No my bad man.
Oh my god bro.
I'll actually try this round it's my bad.
I'm gonna trying to turn around, that's my bad. I need to go swinging...
On the left, on the left!
Laying down on the ground, on the beach here.
Hahahaha on the ground Ray you know what you do
tap his pussy Brett, tap him
tap him Brett
that cut his ass.
No get the boss to y'all, Bray.
Yup, Bray.
Tap his ass.
Tap his ass, Bray.
Lefty lefty lefty lefty lefty lefty
They might be inside.
I think they're inside Richie like 100%.
Wow your ass.
It's a Bray era.
Think of the TikTok clip right now.
Skyfall! right now crazy really worth that I whoa talk the edit
come on baby
yeah Come on, come on baby.
Nah!
Chalk the editing. Oh my god.
So Richie but now my KD is chocked bro
So now I have to-
Fuck KDs bro we're winning bro
No no no fuck all that noise
Fuck all that noise
I can't like chocolate Katie's
Sure why don't you yo Jinxy
I'll join you in the
try not
no no
hey Richie
there's one of two
ways this goes bro
bro
Richie
you're gonna admit that you see ford me intentionally
okay you're gonna admit that you did it don't lie don't put it on bohemian
admit that you see my game's frozen at zero can y'all hear me not on day one no no
not on day one not on day one. Not on day one.
Not on day one.
Oh!
Not on day one. No, not on day 1.
Well fix your shit bro!
I'm not trying to do no games bro!
Not on day 1
We actually gotta like win this round bro, I'm not even like...
Yo yo yo!
Go over go over go over.
Do not walk in the store.
Where'd he put those catkins?
They didn't cancel right?
Woah what's going on
No my game is loo-
Let me in, let me in
That can't happen No That actually can't happen.
I don't care, I don't care!
Yes, come back in.
Fuck!
Okay, I'm gonna get house.
I'mma breach our house.
I shot one cap here.
My power went out. My power went out. Captain on the opposite side of the...
My power went out.
My power just went out.
My power just went out.
Is my stream still up?
I have no power, what's going on? What do you mean I don't have no power what's going on why do i have no fucking power!
What's going on?
What is happening? What's going on?
What is happening?
What the fuck is happening?
Bro, why did it... Yo yo yo can you come in here?
My power just shut off on my Xbox.
Bro
I don't know what happened. Huh?
I don't know, just check it out.
My Xbox, that's never happened.
My game crashed and my power just shut off.
I think my stream is still working, my PC's still working
but I have no power and I'm about to lose the game
I'm definitely gonna lose this shit
Yo those fuckers better not win without me. I'm calling Jay.
Jay's the only motherfucker I trust on that team.
Yep you're good.
YO! Yeah, you're good. Yo!
Jay pick up motherfucker, pick the fuck up.
I don't know what happened like the power just shut off on the Xbox.
Jay do not win without me, do not win without me. I'm coming
What's the score?
Okay, have everyone sit in spawn y'all don't attack right
Have everyone said it's fun. I'll be back in like two three minutes
Stay on the phone phone i'll get anxiety if
you hang up
it's not yo what is funny bro
it's day one of the season you're
laughing thank god richard why did it turn It's day one of the season and you're laughing?
Thank god, why did it turn on now? I just clicked that eight times.
What's that noise?
Yeah, it's my Xbox. Bro what is that noise jay jay it's three to one y'all are sitting in spawn on god
oh i'm about to cry man is the round going I'm on my way. No, no, no. On guard. Yo, yo, yo Jay tell Richie
Tell Richie on guard I'll never speak to him again
Tell him! Tell him again. Tell him,
tell him, Jay, tell him,
you can't win without me! I'm coming!
No, no, no, Jay, hey, this shit is not funny stop fucking laughing
My PS my Xbox is working
I'm coming bro just wait
Wait god damn
I'm about to lose it bro this shit is not funny bro i gotta get
a 60 minute ban and i won't be number one anymore i'll lose bro
the number one dream will die right now if i can't get back in this game.
No!
Bro, what the fuck are you asking me? Fuck no, dude.
God damn.
Wait till I'm in here.
No, not yet.
I'm not comfy yet.
I'm not comfy and I'm comfy.
Okay, they really did.
Oh, that was scary.
God is on my side! Come back.
Win this, watch, come on.
Win this shot.
Nice!
Oh my god.
Nice!
4v4!
I can flip!
Come on, Richie.
Come on, Jixxie.
By the way, Jay was trolling you bro I was not in sight.
Dragon...Dragon can...Jay-Tse
Oh god, Jay's in sight!
Jay's in sight!
Jaden guns! Jaden jumps!
JADEN! JAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Blend that shit like a seed. I got dragon, I got dragon!
Blink down, blink down!
BB2, blinks down! End this game now!
End the game...
Drag, drag, drag,
drag, drag, drag
Still dragging, dead. Still drag dead.
Let's go!
Give me my E-E-Rocos.
Just give me my money.
Silver game. First silvers in the world man.
Wait wait, I'm fighting back ASAP!
Back in the lobby
ASAP.
Come on. First silvers in the world baby
dude my hair looks good bro what a pair
you don't got non-jbo. Yeah, I am!
Jay just made the godstorms.
I can't invite either!
Yubi Jinxy!
You guys want me to invite you?
You guys want me to invite you?!
No, no, no, no...
I don't have no type of invites!
I'm inviting... Oh, i can't invite you i can't should i reset it out what do y'all think
oh no invited invited. Got it!
Oh my god. I'm joining you Jinxing.
Joining? Don't join me, don't join me, don't join me!
Oh shit.
Richie!!
Nah, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
Q, qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
Stop stop stop
Wait why are y'all wrong?
Q!
Q!
Q!
Wait I have water
Wait what?!
It's a video
I don't know what just happened
I don't know what just happ-
Wait wait what?
Woah woah On my screen everyone is number 5 I don't know what just happened. Wait, wait, what? Whoa!
Everyone's super fine on my screen everyone is super fine.
Same same.
Wait, wait, JC's bronze man.
Did you get an ELO glitch?
No, he's super fine. Yeah, yeah? No, I'm silver 5. You're a Silver 5?
Yeah, he's Silver 5 on my screen too.
Yo that was fucking intense.
Egghead ass motherfucker.
Z2 Viral, think of it if you wanted. SF, think of it if you wanted. Nuclear, think of it in the prime.
Hydro, think of Dvaldo. Ganon, think of Dvaldo.
Ben, think of Dvaldo.on, think of Devoto. Band, think of Devoto.
GW, think of Devoto.
Mr. Boogeyman, think of Devoto.
Sneeze, think of Devoto.
C9, think of Devoto.
My body's different. I know they love that line
But I just wanna
Slide parties in the sky
Like it's 2055
He said boy you nice
Boy you nice
Orgul
Yo, deal. If we get orgied
All of us have to twerk on stream
Oh hell no
Fuck it I just wanted an excuse to twerk.
We're doing that in July, Jay.
Hey shake that shit, Jinx.
Shake that shit, twin.
Bro I'm not actually gonna twerk bro
I'm like a man with self respect
and like...I'm a man with self-respect
and moral. Go for Teddy I'm a man with self-affecting morals. We're going for Diddy!
Yo, listen, Monty Capcan
every time bro bro. She's so on her pants!
Bro that should be real good on the radio.
She a badass she's so on her panties
She shake it like jelly
Her revenge is smelly
But I'm still shaking ass in my belly
And my bitch getting ready Feelin' like I'm already but i'm so shaking ass in the valley
i get a lot
Ticking the spot
If you ain't cooking then get off the pot
My name Iceman will always stay hot
Passenger princess he passed me his love
Baddest little bitch on my block
He says I got self respect bro bitch on my block he says
i got self respect while he's
come on bro
I just feel like I lose so much aura when I do shit like that bro.
You never see Stompan do that.
You never see Stompan do that bro.
Wait, didn't Stompan lose aura if he did that though?
Yes bro, yeah. Fuck yeah he would lose aura.
Bro my auras been out the window bro I'm terrible.
He loses crazy aura.
Sompin's aura is how mysterious he is bro
He's never gonna twerk bro
I'm not going to swim
Bro and then when Sompin clutches around
He's like, uh...
Okay, I'm bored.
He was just like, just lose the game bro, I don't wanna bet.
Just win the tournament bro, lose the tournament bro, I don't even care anymore.
Not yesterday?
He was like, just get Masai's pop-up win, I don't even care.
And then they came back and won.
So much fucking aura.
Secure the bombs.
Bomb reinforced.
Hey!
Ten reinforcements should be down in 40 seconds
That's it. I shot blame for the second interest
Oh God I'm seeing all of them. Okay, I'm seeing all of them. One drone shot!
We're calling out drone shots? Damn! Like that?!
Hey bro, four rows.
Hey hey, fuck J9 Jinxy. j9's trying to catch us bro
yo yo i'm dead AHHHHHH
Why is my trigger finger ass?
What the fuck? Is that the drones? I don't know. Yes, bingo! Let's go, let's go!
Ace team, bingo!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go, that's an ace team, Bingo. What the fuck do you know?
You got Warhawks?
I don't know.
Fuck yeah, we fuck yeah.
We gonna stay there.
I got one more.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him. I'm going to get him. I'm going to get him. Fuck yeah, fuck yeah.
Muno stay there. I got you.
Stay there my guy.
Yo where's your behind me? Behind me!
Oh whoa, dead.
Dead!
Come on bro
it's a mango dink cigarette let's go window got him done my 41 Oh, he has a big one up. In window.
I think that is dumbass.
4v1! Remember guys, four O's!
No losing- Get him quick!
He's still there, still there.
Where's the S?
Let's gooooooo! Yeah, we're dead. AHHHHHH!
Come on!
Come on!
Yo that's OP the method bro
Just float through these motherfuckers
If we would've let that get bait
That would have been two minutes gone
Chalked, like...
Bro, if we're gonna be number one stack in the world
there's gotta be a sense of urgency
to get through every round and every game.
You ever watch Pro League?
You see how them Brazilians play?
Like they play fast as fuck.
Like they're in building
in like 10 seconds.
Bro, W7M is the best.
W7M is great bro.
They literally came back on finals bro.
At this rate we might hit champ at like 4am bro.
I'm not gonna lie, we are fucking flying it's 1pm?
Bro the day is just getting started! The sun just came out and i'm already gold
that's just i love the battle i'm stream stepping this jdl kid i'm
gonna stream yo Yo! They have Ape?
I'm just kidding.
Richman was like
I will load that fucking stream
The funniest part is fucking like moderate
That was a Oh that was AXE.
That was AXE?
So here's my question, if all five of us play together all day and we all have champs at the same time, are we all gonna be number one or how does that work?
Yeah I'll say it Tomberry. We'll have awesome numbers guys
Yeah yeah yeah
That's aura! Wait that's aura
Are y'all sure though bro?
Yeah, yeah.
You gotta kill them bro with that bro.
Nice Jack come on. Hey, watch out. Josh! Josh!
Nice, Jag. Come on.
Hey they're pushing my garage. Yeah that's a garage. That's a garage. Three of them.
Well what herds do? Think about it guys.
Right Jay! Far right Jay!
Herds will walk out laundry with a mirror on them.
Yup, come one.
I'm Kniezys, I'm Keneansies, you heard.
Standing behind that little wooden barrel thing!
Look right there behind the barrel thing!
In garage, JT.
Still in garage!
Get close right, go back down! Go back down, go back down!
Another one, another one Richie, another one Richie!
He's cracked up he's all the way in front of you Jaycee!
Another one Richie, another one Richie!
Ohhhh I got it let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out let
Jayce dad! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Oh he's mine, he's mine.
No he's looking at you! He's looking at you!
Nooo
Backstab J, backstab J
1 HP J
Is that guy one? Is that buck buck one i'm dogs he's won yes yeah 2020 You know that
Let him come and Evox
Or cum on his fucking mouth
The puss the put I not plus both back there that ass don't fuck with me and he's up to do
way what this actually got
deceased a show deceased come here I have diffuser Jaden It's a blow, it's a blow.
Let's go! Come on Jay, since 2020 like that?
And that was good aim Jay, and that was good aim.
That was great aim, that was great aim.
Bro like we're so
We're so good!
We're so fucking good!
Yo offside I think
we play aggro as hell bro.
Who's gonna get you?
That's not loud.
What are you doing?
He's right.
Should I go castle?
Nah.
Yo swing em bro!
Just swing... Word. Okay word, wordwordwordwordword
Yeah we gotta get through games fast. Fuck that castle shit
Fuck that strating shit
We are running around like chickens
with their heads cut off We're playing call of duty black ops 2.
what would jimmy do bro think about it
it will never be a Jimmy era. Motherfuckers
Dead!
Yo, we're like the fastest team in this game Whoa. Dead!
Yo, we're like the fastest- yo guys, everything's fast paced remember,
Everything is fast paced. Like everything we do is quick you know?
Like I'm gonna get a kill really fast.
That's all spawn peek no troll troll No I'm gonna spawn peek. Yeah yeah yeah
I'll do top main now, I got the skype window
The skype window?
5 spawn peeks?
Yes! Yes!
Bro, y'all don't even know what I'm gonna do to him.
Shoot the camera it'll be your death I promise shoot the camera it'll be your death
you get it I'm getting, I'm getting J with Trac. I'll take that door, I'll take that door.
Where's the Piaf?
Uh-uh, main door.
Anybody garage?
Yeah.
One's here!
They have a fake...
Two on my window, two I need to dock Two on my window, two I need to dock. Make a dash!
Raiden, I need to dock.
Come to vert. Do. Ray come to vert! Come to vert!
I got my two
Laging, lagging
Come here, Brett
I'm on the Duval game, you're good. I can walk him down?
Yeah, come here Freezer!
Was that the guy that killed you?
He's dead.
Nice. Good call. He's dead. Nice!
Finish it quick, don't let him bait.
Where is he at?
Dead. where's he at?
Where?
I gotta finish him fast He's dead. I'm playing him.
He's going garage maybe. No, I hear him on the door still.
Bastyr is in the world he's on the door.
Dead.
Dead.
Last side door.
He's walking in garage.
Nah I would have heard him.
Looting new map! She got Batty were her batty friends.
Batty, what is this?
She's batty she's in one of the panties
She's shaking like jelly
Oh so Look at my stomping positioning. He's gonna think I'm still in kitchen. Down to 15 seconds. What's that? He's mine.
Down to 15 seconds.
Better positioning, cooler, stronger, bigger dick
Op 4 located a bomb, protected
Come on! Mission successful. It's a Jinx Sierra. It's a fucking shit.
It's a Jinx Sierra.
It's a Jinx Sierra.
It's a fucking Jinx Sierra.
It's a Jinx Sierra.
It's a Jinx Sierra.
Come on, bro.
Come on.
4-0 Sweet Yet Again.
4-0 Sweet Yet Again.
4-0 Sweet Yet Again. 4-0 Sweet Yet on, 4-0 Sweet yet again.
Wait wait you wanna do the OG hard rush
if they go downstairs?
Should we even tell this to Richie?
No I don't think we leak that.
I don't think we leak that.
We can't leak that.
Jay, Jay we can't even leak that.
No you guys used to fight with each other. J, we can't even leak that. We can't even leak it.
Here's what we're gonna do. Yo, Ram spawn main?
Ram Blitz Lion Finka all spawn main?
Someone with a GONEn 60 to spawn bunker.
I'm going.
Yo let Jay go bunker.
Should I go blitz?
Yes.
Here's how this works bro.
Listen listen shut up shut up shut up. Here's how this works. Listen, listen. Here's how this works, bro. Okay. No, he has no blitz.
We need him.
Listen, listen, listen.
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Okay.
We wait... Jay is going to be the one calling the push.
So whenever Jay says go is when we go.
As soon as Jay goes sixes, Richie is just going to shield them. Chalk's just gonna shield talking they're not down
call it right now jinx another variation i don't have one
listen I'm like a
Six people know at their flashes you don't have an attic window. Oh my god wait jay just thought of that on the fly jay
Yo, yo, let's actually do it. Let's actually do it. That's actually all that. Let's go, let's go I'll go key to window 2 now
Yeah yeah
Jack I kinda wanna be big with Ying
Can i be big with Ying?
That's fine.
That's fine.
Okay, Jay, Richie,
Mingo go attic window.
Bray go kids window.
I'm going to be big window Ying and take a few today real quick.
Real quick.
Y'all go now!
I'll tell you when! Wait for the yings!
Run in!
I'm ready Let me know when y'all are ready! I see the teams are ready, let me know when y'all are ready!
Five...
Four...
Go go go go go go go go go!
Dead. COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Come on! That's another one sack!
Oh no.
Fucking shit.
No, no, no.
Wait that's new tech.
Bro we are flying through games. Holy shit!
There is no way we're not number one in the world bro.
Requeue right away. Don't waste any fucking time.
Bro, we have 4-0'd road out of our like nine wins you probably
forward five of them bro we're literally flying i like that ass damn my stats are
looking right everyone's queuing whoa i have the third best stats and I got TK dumbass.
Yeah, yeah, I'm pissed.
Sorry.
Yes, I'm going to pass on that test.
That's what dead zone.
Bro there is no such thing as a dead zone shit bro.
That's the head zones.
The dead zones bro don't even count for real.
I don't even count, I don't even count for real.
It's the dead zones. Yo, Richie. Yo. Let me explain to you how calm old rank used to be.
You see in the leaderboards
how you know most of
people that are on the leaderboards, right?
I'm telling you at end of every single season How you like know like most of the people that are on the leaderboards, right?
Yeah I'm telling you at the end of every single season back in the day
You would know every single person at the end of the leaderboard. Like bro
I don't know anyone at like the end like now yeah at the end bro
It's just the people to have the most games but back in
the day i'm telling you would know every single person it would be like so like 20 players and
shit yeah yeah attorney i mean answer answer no way answer was a grinder yeah i'd say with
a grinder bro i, Unser was a grinder bro. I miss Unser bro
He's definitely unk
Yo he's my age but he's unk though
Oh yeah He's my age but he's anonk though, he's anonk. No he's the one, quadruple anonk.
Adam hoes we go together I got diarrhea, bro.
Wait did we catch up to Zayna on Bray or nah?
Are we doing this? I don't know if Zayn is on the bray or not. Let's see his chain
Like i said we are like on the same game this year.
Nah, that's just every three. That means there are going to be several fourths left probably.
Yeah... See they're in a game right now too.
They're just hitting games quicker.
What's wrong with our shit? why is it doing this to us man
what do we do for them not fair that ass not fair.
I'm gonna have to Q snipe.
I mean, bro, we don't have to Q snipe thinking about
it this way.
If we don't lose,
I guarantee you,
they're going to end up
losing one game so like if
we just keep our line yeah Jay look what I just added you in or like what I just said you on Twitter.
Fuck him.
Fuck him, fuck him.
Wait wait wait.
You just said it, just said it.
I'm not gonna say anything.
I'm just saying that I'm a fucking idiot.
I don't know why I'm doing this shit. I'm just saying that I'm a fucking idiot. I'm just saying that I'm a fucking idiot. just say it just said come on the video video. The video is crazy! The video is crazy!
What?
Yo imagine how bad that would hurt
Oh my god I have diarrhea on myself
what holy shit we're not even a fucking
game Richie you fucking clown
Dixie says he has diarrhea. You have diarrhea, bro?
Bro, yep, bro
I just shit my fucking brains out
God damn
You gotta stop sipping that
what bro
yeah like right now it might be time it might be time to switch
down two rounds Yeah, like right now. It might be time to switch back.
We're down two rounds.
We're down two rounds, bro.
J9 and them are already in a game.
East is the most populated server so hypothetically...
Here. Give me host. Fuck it.
Yo I might have to pay score to hit off a 9 in them bro
Yo listen Not enough, bro. Whoa! What the hell?
Yo listen- Wait Q's still going for me.
Is Q still going for y'all?
Okay hold on, hold on.
No no god damn it.
The Q's clutch J?
Let's stop Q.
The Q is one second from me.
Oh stop, it stopped.
Brady your stop?
My spot wants to do
Bro the thing is bro- okay hold on.
So the number one team in the world is also Silver3 but they're up 2 out?
Yeah they are 3 out now.
That's what I mean we have to 4 out like fast bro.
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on,'re up again i think it's four ohs
i'm gonna make a phone call those guys won't be on the map no more whoa
bro if i get number two champ like I'm badass crash out bro. Number 2?
Nah don't worry bro I got you.
Fuck no baby bet!
Yo my stats are sexy.
Number 2 has no aura.
Yeah exactly. Yo, hey! Hey it's time for a
Tinksy contract.
Let me call Kacen in Snapchat right now.
Rich you wanna see a real
TinkC contract?
Let me call this fucker.
Here's Kacen snap here hold on I'm gonna call him. Okay we need a ban...
All these maps are pretty good let's just make
pick up the phone mystic I'm sorry.
Pick up the phone, Kaysen. Business call.
Kaysen, pick up
the phone! I'm not playing with you, bruh!
I'm not playing with you!
Calling him again.
He hung up. He hung up, he hung up!
I'm spamming him
Pick out Kaysen
Yo Kaysen
Kaysen how's it going
yo yo casein how's it going
Casey can you hear me?
Yo, can you hear me? So Cason I see your number one
in the world by about three rounds.
Wait he cut out again yo his Wi-Fi is bugging
Chad this is like I've never been this passionate
bro his wi-fi keeps cutting out though bro like i'm trying to get casey to pick
up
dude his wifeFi keeps cutting out.
Bro, I need him to pick up.
I need him to pick up.
I need him to pick up.
Yo, Kaysen!
Kaysen.
Yo, where is this fucker at man he hung up on me Wow Wow
dude I was gonna put him on I was gonna
give my contract of how the burger in the fucking sleep you know that's Dude, I was gonna put him on- I was gonna give him a contract in hell.
Burger in the fucking sleep bro.
Wait wait RJ!
RJ Q spec them and shit aside every round?
Bro, I was trying to- Yo yo yo yo I was trying to
yo,yo,yoyo
I was gonna give him a deal he couldn't refuse
I was gonna give case
nah I was gonna say uh well- You're in my hiddie deal, bro. Nah, I was gonna say uh... Well, I'll wait till we hot call him again.
That is...
Richie how much did you drop on my market face?
Is that shit out right now?
Yeah...
Sharp! They can put you in water!
Gavin they can put you in water!
Stinky's gonna die!
Newman they can put you in water!
Streamer addict!
Sorry thought I was muted.
Everybody's pumping! Oh shit. Sorry, thought I was gonna hear that.
Everybody's pumping! Like a hundred.
Call me Vy?
Yeah, Franken, I got you.
After the PS5 bro.
Franken what's your snap? Twitter me!
Bro i have tech that nobody has.
You gotta tell me.
Dead.
Jaden! Another one, Jaden!
Come on, JADEN! Oh my god... I'm on day at all
like change around pick up families probably
it's a chance to have up Oh my-
Let's go!
Oh my god.
Hey, get the clip.
Wait wait, get the last one.
Yo, last ones open window, open window! Wait wait, get the last one.
Yo, last ones open window.
Open window Jinxie, open window.
Jump out of fucking stock and jump back up.
I baited for you come on.
Open window no motion, I'm not trolling.
He was passing an open window. He could go electro.
Boom, Jaden!
Jaden!
Michael up.
Mingo's trying to steal my kill.
Oh shit! I'm so mad That's all running to get the game over with
Wow, I have so much fucking aura
Okay yo do i have franklin snapchat I HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING AURA! Okay, yo. Do I have Franklin's Snapchat bro?
I'm gonna call somebody in the number one Snapchat.
Bro what is- Yo Franklin, what is your snap G?! snap gee I guess how to do you want us yeah
yes let me it's not send me a snack send me a snack and bebo
well I have a crazy deal for them.
Okay got it he sent me a snap.
I'm about to make a crazy call. This is a passionate phone call.
Come on, JXC!
You gotta let us know the deal too.
Oh yeah I'll be mic'd up for it just mute up.
I'm putting my mic here.
I'm gonna call Franklin after this game.
My kiss didn't got cancelled on let's go home. I'm putting my mic here. Okay, I'm gonna call Franklin after this game.
Wait, KC's been got canceled on! Let's go!
Oh my god, that's huge.
That's big, that's big.
We might not need to deal with it.
See, that's the one positive we have.
I don't think anyone is going to cancel us
Why do you think so? Just so they can just beat me? Because yeah
Nah right
I don't think it's because they think that they can beat you
I think its because of the like
Like the content
They could get from beating you
You know, like
What is seven years old using snaps,
You just added 5 years to my age.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Yo wait! Yo, like spawn peek.
Let's go.
I got random thing here.
Oh fuck.
I got it. We'll find my fucking... I'm swinging everything, dawg.
Dead dogs!
Come on. dogs
that like a yeah probably not there
another clock I see here they have a blue Yeah, yeah. Probably gonna backtrack. Knocked another one out of the closet.
I see him here.
They have a Blitz!
Have we got another Bl voice again?
Yep, yep, yep.
Man these motherfuckers are
banging bro.
... Jesus Christ.
Skylight on the roof.
Blitz running on the roof!
He's on the roof. Nice Xingxing
Ace dead, ace dead, ace dead
Blue!
Blue Ryan Ash in the roof Blue! Blue, Ryan.
Ash come loose.
Stalkers.
Turned.
Lad.
Nice one, girl.
Stalker. Nice, don't go. Stopped through! If we kill the cat below it's all Chylus' kit ruined.
That is not blue!
I need to heal those PTs.
Kit stop, stop.
Is the other window?
No, stop through.
They're right above you.
Wait!
I have a C4 top square!
Let me know.
On the door walking Running up bottom arby, bottom arby
running up watch out watch out
running up arby
running up
die
oh we got soldiers
you watch mid lobby kess stop stop bro I told you. You watch Midlobby, KS?
In stock, in stock, bro.
In stock, right.
In stock? Yeah yeah.
Why would he walk down? He's getting some shit.
Right side! Pre-fire his ass!
Bray... He's scared to kill him, Bray? Come on bro
I'm not scared, I'm lagging
Why swing that door?
I died to THAT cocksucker? No, bro.
I over swung too.
Bro!
Guys!
That was like a 5v2.
Oh no.
I got the kill. I'm so dead. I'm so dead. Bro, guys!
That was like a 5v2.
I understand...
We just lit 6 minutes on fire. Y'all don't even want number one.
Y'all don't want it bad enough.
Y'all don't want it bad enough, bro.
I know we got to win fast, but it's a 5v2 and they're just holding A.
Bro, stop. It was the 5v2 notice holding
Yeah, but like brush soon as I was trying to walk him down, he lagged back bro.
Walked down gang braver
Attack is pretty fast but but defense is fast as well.
When you get attacked first, don't even attack them.
At least start making teams like surrender bro, that type of shit.
Wait tell them? We start making teams like surrender bro, that type of shit.
Wait tell them Jinxy? They'll give them money if they surrender.
Who Franklin and then?
No no the kids we play with better if you mess with them.
Bro Richie, you got a 5 seconds. That's not a bad idea!
It's not a bad idea.
We could all pitch him five or something.
Look look we're all throwing five and you're throwing
like 500.
that's a good deal i like that that's a good deal bro
have havana spawned like, outside.
My body's different now! I know they love that line but...
See what you're doing? He was coming in garage bro, watch out for the marble walker.
So he went this round?
Yeah I think hes coming to garage you can see? He just T-twisted me in lobby cab
Twitch drone coming into E2
Jesus Christ! The marble skylight? God damn it I'm gonna use the gen 6 for him sniping.
Jesus, break the marble skylight? God damn that shit lags!
Ah fuck man.
On the marble skylight!
In this round let's go. This not real bro... It's not Roof, bro.
Bro I think they heard us in the stream.
I'm not even tro. Yeah, there's some weirdos bro.
Fucking losers.
I just think it's because of the front queue. At least we had a lane bro.
Dude they're gonna walk up mid lobby!
They're going to walk up mid lobby.
Three camps.
You motherfuckers got campfires on the roof or something?
I roasted marshmallows on the roof, bro!
Literally harem. than marshmallows on the roof bro
literally hair no shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up i'm gonna team kill you next round if you don't shut up
one more, there's one more Ash is 1 HP down there
Marble!
Ash is 1 this guy is 1 I just won!
This guy's one, bro.
Let's fucking go! Bro, I'm nasty as fuck.
Yeah, I know you saw that shot, Zayn
Bro these stream sniping motherfuckers sent three people bottom floor to kill me
and i still killed two of them
This guy should find a new fucking hobby.
How are you not even good at stream sniping?
Yo, guys,
I think we just become like a blitz team.
Do you have a rush here?
Yo, yo,
I know a rush.
I'm not going to hold you but I'm not going to say it yet. Yes, yes, I know a rush. I'm not gonna hold you but I'm not gonna say it yet.
Yes yes, I know a fucking rush
Okay here, I'm not even going to
say what the rush is bro, I'll say that like in the last second
Basically just
know this we're rushing server so prepare for that.
Prepare for serve.
You just told us they can be healthy and you know they are in the machine.
Jay do you know what reverse psychology is you stupid fuck?
Wait Jay!
So why would you keep
that day you're not your I feel like us
bro we had to say nothing talk about
chocolate Ross talked around with a
James's step ahead of us we're not doing the rush when What if Jay was a step ahead of us? We're not doing the rush.
We're not doing the rush.
They went upstairs anyways!
They went upstairs anyway!
Chalk the rush!
Chalk the rush!
Chalk the rush!
Chalk the rush!
No, no, listen to me.
I'm going to stop and mark up the hatch i'm a ying i'm a yin for stopping the mark of that uh bad
bat wait no head hold wait look at it wait wait look at cam one this looking like freebies
this looking like freebies.
Jay, just so we're clear here.
Cause if I do it right away you're gonna blind me.
They have a- wait! they have a Caballero!
Watch out for the Suscake.
Suscake... There's Tabby and a fuckin' Lamar. Oh no, that's hard.
There was Taffy and a fucking... In a vigil! In a vigil for me to tell you there's three people below.
That's how I taste that bitch bro, fuck em'.
Yo blow up the wall and...
I'm gonna hold the marble, come on.
Okay okay one's twenty, oh shit you got this Mingo?
I got your main lobby cam Mingoingo. E2! E2!
There's two bottom! Two bottom in Lobby!
Three of them bottom in Lobby!
Swing at me, Mingo! Behind you!
Rusty behind! Rusty behind!
Behind you!
Oh my god he's still there! He's still there!
He's in the trap now!
Come play drinks!
You got him, Dixie! I got Marva, I got Marva. E2, both in front of me too!
We're dead. I'm near you, going up mark I'm about to drop one Come on crow come up in lobby
Woah
Bottom lob
Ying him
Yes! Let's go!
Dude I love being on attack bro. We can like end the round for everyone
Woah what is that noob fan rear?
That doesn't even look good new friend rear Bro because when it wouldn't like if I had the black one wouldn't I only be if I had the black one,
Wouldn't I only be able to see the black one?
Not everyone else.
I don't know bro, that shit does not look good.
I could buy a yang.
I don't know, that shit looks ass.
You know Fender, yo talk Fender the whole time.
Bro guys, okay, okay
I need to make a business call to Franklin after this round
I'm gonna mic up
Fast round, fast round.
Yeah yeah, I got you.
If they go below we already know what to do!
We already know what to do!
I'm looking at the leaderboard, everyone and their mom is PS bro. What the fuck?
Someone on my chat just said there's a booter that's number 2 on the leaderboard.
Hey!
Give me the gamer tag!
Alright guys give me that gamer tag.
I promise you he'll be offline shortly
Get me that fucking gamertag
Cause like if I do all this shit
And not see number one on my screen
I'll crash out
Fully
Get that rep on there one of my screen I'll crash out wait wait wait wait, wait, wait. Spawn parking front! SPAWN PARKING FRONT!
SPAWN PARKING FRONT!
Listen, I'm gonna float.
I'm going to immediately blow up the lobby hatch, we're five man dropping it off.
Five men, five men.
If i die trade me, if i die trade me
I'm fucking floating, I'm flying
We're five man dropping it
Yes yes yes
Y'all ready?
There's a boss behind me! Trade that trade that!
Respeed! Now we drop!
Yo I didn't know if we dropped because anything they know now. They go down
I have no strength I'm so drunk right now
Nooooooo
Nice NICE I'm gonna kick his ass in the glass head! Nice!
NICE!
Why'd you ADS? Why not just punch him again?
Oh my god, it's Mingo. Shut up!
It's Mingo!
Jaden! JADEN JUMP THE FUCK UP JADEN!
Bro but listen bro but listen bro but listen bro but listen
I told you guys 10 times to chalk it because they're going to call out the rush.
Jay shut your dumb ass up!
Two people died to a C4 bro, they are obviously gonna call it bro.
The roamer literally saw five of us. That shit is undisciplined and silly.
That was pretty undisputed!
No, not disputed Bray, disciplined!
Guys we gotta be better!
J, WE KNOW DUMBASS!
I told you nine times to not do it bro
Yo he dead ass just fucking
ADS the bitch Oh my god Yo, he denies this fucking idiocy. What about Jay?
Oh my god...
Yo we're stomping at it, my God!
Jay float out of this lobby
Lu on mouse, Lu said he's playing on mouse
Yo! Oh, shit.
Dude, I need to call Franklin.
This is like the most important phone call of my life, bro.
Yo, and those booters?
Hi-Fi is on God getting me his gamertag right now.
His time here is done!
His time on R6 has come to an end.
If I see zero kills and zero deaths, he's done, I promise.
Jinxy is so bad.
Yo, Aqua reload?
We can 1v1 for my house.
I promise you won't run around.
Run around?
I'll 1v1 him. I'll 1v1 him for my house. He can set up shop here tomorrow, he can take over the setup and everything.
You will not beat me kid.
Shut your bitch ass up, get the popcorn and get on a notepad.
I'm gonna go to bed now.
I'm gonna go to bed now. I'm going to sleep. Shut your bitch ass up, get the popcorn and get on a notepad.
Have I banned aqua reloads for 34 days?
I'm gonna double zoom in to this site window and rip someone's head off, because that could just piss me off.
Heroic Reloads! You watching fuckboy? Dead!
Yo watch it I hear the birds chirping? That's a no op there.
No!
No!
Watch Aqua.
Watching Aqua.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm Godmode Swansbee, I'm Godmode Swansbee, hit him one time. You're watching Aqua?
You're watching Aqua?
Aqua what's good? What's good fuckboy?
Aqua what's good fuckboy?
Well it doesn't matter, I'm not in stocks! Aqua Aqua bet you didn't know about that window exploit did you?
Flanking square flanking square flanking square flanking square!
Valkyrie flanking square
Cap dead cap dead
Valkyrie flanking square
Valky really flanking square.
AHHHHH! SHUT THE FUCK DOWN, AWKWHAA! Come on! Sit the fuck down Aqua
You fucking loser
Come on Aqua reload, pussy ass kid
Aqua reload 1v1 me fuckboy!
1v1 me little fucking punk!
Little fucking punk!
Punk!
Don't ever say I'm bad again pussy!
Alright. Fuck you Aqua bro Fuck you in your whole brother too Yo chill
Fuck Aqua
Yo everyone shut up
Woah woah Woah!
Woah! Back us up.
Yo stay composed and reset app
Stay composed and reset app
Yo stay composed and reset app. Yo, stay composed and reset app.
Just stay composed.
Yeah yeah, reset app.
I'm resetting the app.
That's a case.
And Spotify is close to the badmode.
The Spotify Ubi connect.
I'm so scared right now.
Woah there actually is a...
Oh my god there actually is a booter.
Boom HiVi has got me the gamertag. Alright his time here is done.
I'm gonna send this right on up.
Alright he should be taken care of shortly.
Get us in line!
Who's inviting?
Yo Jigsy do you think your headset debt is going to be worse since you're bald?
I don't want to think about that right now.
I don't want to think about that.
Yo, did we even get elo'd?
We were silver three before that game, right?
No, I'm silver two, I think.
We're silver two now. Number three on leaderboards is KissMyDDoS
He has 0 kills
Are you foking conversation?
Why did that shit scare me?
Join me, join me, damn jam jam Join me all right bad bad bad bad bad that darn it Johnny first booter down first booter down next
Come on
Yo yo just say J9's a booter bro.
No no!
They're legit.
Now what we can do is pay them to go out for lunch really quick and that's what we are gonna do.
Let me call Franklin.
Alright. And that's what we are going to do. Let me call Franklin. Alright, here we go let me call Franklin.
Everybody listen up! Listen.
Don't say a word.
Hold on hold on one second I got some heads up. but I'm not one sec answer my headset off
Yo Franklin can you hear me?
Yeah so, you guys are number one in the world right now,
by like one game?
Yeah, of course.
Okay, so how does
$500 for 30 minutes of your time sound?
I'm not selling myself out, bro.
Holy shit.
Okay, okay.
So wait, 100 a player wouldn't work.
So what about 200 a player?
Set out a game just a game just a game
Two games two, two games, two games, two games.
No my team's saying two games!
My team is saying two games.
Ah he's... Two games. Nice! What do you guys think I do, bro?
What do you guys think I do? Keep saying up the play, bro.
Yo Richie, I'm not like Jeff Bezos
Like, I put a ban for two games.
Bro that's a ban for not even an hour,
that's probably 45 minutes.
That's a band? Holy shit,
I'm not good with math.
That is a bad day.
You know what?
All right.
Here's Franklin.
Here's what I'll say bro.
Keep on gaming just to know that if it gets close to crunch time there might be like a crazy offer across the table.
All right?
Don't sell though yes i'm bribing him chat completely yo i'm paying you money to go eat lunch
real quick bro that's so fair yeah yeah break don't look brain
brad look at this. Bray, look at this.
The paint match we gave her?
Whoa!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
I'm going to the headquarters with a Louisville.
We already set our game though.
Wait, we did the method.
We did the method.
We got it.
We're gonna do it.
We're gonna get it. We already reset our game though!
Wait, we did the method, we did the method and got nerfed.
Sending this to a dev.
This is not happening to any other teams.
No, why is it only our team?
It's just retaking bro.
Yo call the dev Jiggs. Come on. Call them.
Call Dave at UB
Bro, the devs are all in like
The office today so a lot of this shit could get fixed
That's why they drop it on Tuesdays Bro!
Franklin is Q1-2 right now
I wanna see if they got a game
You guys invited him or what? Wait how does Franklin so you guys invite you guys in a fight dinner what all five of you guys need to
reset your Xbox.
One of y'all's games could be glitched bro.
I'm gonna restart it again, I'm gonna restart it again.
But I didn't offer 200.
I think we do an east host. I think we do an east host.
Give me guys, float me on east now!
Mingo, float me!
Invite, invite...
Why is this so stressful?
I'm gonna just take the pride!
Yo, what's this soothing-ass music when you restart your app?
I know. I love this shit.
I'm about to keep restart love it. Bro, turning Sunday
I'm about to be like in like flow state
No we lost our east host
Everything's falling apart! Guys!
No guys, everything is falling apart.
Wait chat. How I fall apart Wait, Chad. I fought a war, and now to my core.
All the damn jury are poor.
It was my showy at all.
Never got a feeling this old.
All right, that's brain rot.
Chalk the tiny brow.
Yo we're not even number one in the world guys
we're number two
yo i can't even hold you yo who's down to do this
hey listen i have a method i have a method everyone listen you guys want to know how to get number
one we let our nuts hang and we come and see them about it
we come and see them about it. We take our
ass on a trip to whatever fucking server they're
on.
Like that, like
I'm just going to grab that number one from your throat. You know what
I'm saying? Yeah, I do know you're saying it's low key pointless though because they're
only going to lose nine. It sounds like it would lose a lot. Yeah wait, that is true.
All right, we go pick up my toilet seat and think about what y'all wanna do.
We need to get that team off of number one bro.
I'm gonna call score up.
Go!
I got a guy on discord bro
Bro...
I can't find his discord bro.
What's that guys name again? That Jinx is about to get banned?
Oh get Kasker! Get Kasker.
Oh yeah K're faster or that
booty gun
you don't think actually not now you're
actually right
yeah look at them got canceled on five times already
they will play for like 48 hours. That swiper, that
first game, the theme park, he already
posted it on TikTok.
What's it called? Richie, I saw
someone posted their screenshots about
their matches. They had had like 1500 games played.
It's ridiculous I don't even know how they have that shit.
Yeah man I don't understand.
Damn bro our queue times are always so long bro. Our queue times are always so long, bro.
We have the worst queue time.
Yeah, it's like ridiculous, bro.
Smoking on the window
yo text me at snap when we get a game bad bad'm going to go lay outside.
Bro, why can't we get a fucking game?
I want to go smoke a spliffy
to calm the nerves.
Why am I not in the game?
Hey, I will start breaking shit.
Yo, I think you need to call somebody.
WHY AM I NOT IN THE GAME?!
Mom! Where did we put the samurai sword?
This is not funny. Oh, and my... how about I fuse charge
my setup? up I'm like, hey what's up hello.
The Red bull gave out, I need to get a new one.
Oh my god... This is not good.
So, D I'm always looking at Franklin's stream and he gets a game instantly bro. It's the jinx you curse
Thanks mom
I can't wait cold
one moment One moment. What did you say? You used an M&K on console? For Rainbow Six Siege to gain an advantage over innocent controller plans?
I'm kidding.
Now, chat remember handle samurai swords very delicately and lightly I
Have a fucking CEO listen, yo, I want to make this very abundantly clear
if someone... Oh, how do I put this bro?
If someone were to hypothetically
This is all hypothetical not a real scenario
Got it?
I know what I'm saying. MGTA,
right? MGTA, if someone
broke into my house, MGTA
What's good?
Because what can you do when I fly out of the bush with a samurai sword and
I'm coming right for that penis.
In GTA, of course.
In love with a white girl!
Dude just know
I'm strapped, that's all I'm saying.
Just know that in GTA I'm saying in GTA just know that in GTA. I'm strapped also this is not calm. This is toothpaste
In GTA if you break into my house, it's
Hung God!
Look at how vile this shit is.
So much fucking aura.
I'm gonna keep you right on my bedside table.
That's fuckin' aura, Chad. Chaddy, you can't lie to that's alright.
Ever caught a feeling this warm?
Hot as damn chori-a-tum
You was my shorty out though
You will meet my friend Glock
Bro, but here's the thing a bald motherfucker with with a samurai sword is 10 thousand times more intimidating than the clock. Dude I got a BALD HEAD! Look bro if somebody has a bald head...
They have nothing to lose
a bald with the samurai sword tread lightly
tread fucking lightly dude like part of me this might be weird bro.
Like here I don't does anybody relate to this?
This is the most specific memory I've ever had bro.
The most specific thought.
Does anyone relate to this?
Bro like deep down, this is very deep
Deep down in the core
of my body
part of me wants to get home invaded just so I
can use this bad boy.
Kering in GTA. Part
of me in GTA wants to get robbed
just so I can use this fucking
bad boy. I've been sitting and waiting, bro.
I sleep with one eye open.
Like part of me wants that to happen
because I have...
Okay, that's Gatorade. Chat, that's gay to the rate.
Chat, that is not lean! That is gay to the rate.
I look like a smurf.
Not right here daddy
alright I'm done bro I have so much
energy right now new season is out
we can't get a fucking game I'm about to
break my entire setup
sigh
I'm I know somebody had to be related to that though.
I know some motherfuckers are just waiting for the day they get home invaded.
Real, see bro? I know some of y'all are waiting bro.
Can't it stop me from doing this shit? See bro? I know some of y'all are waiting, bruh.
It's so relatable, bruh I'm telling you it's so fucking relatable
I don't know what it is, bro!
Like I'm WAITING
I got four walls to my cell Sitting a hangout no bail they don't want me for the fail
they all wanna see me win at home guys we gotta follow our servers are Guys, we got a problem. Our server is like lit.
We've got a problem.
It's been 10 minutes.
Guys, we have a problem.
Our servers are glitched guys.
Not bad. That's the best you can do.
We're going to formate
you on your server for a few weeks.
Oh, Chad,
I haven't even announced this yet
by the way.
We have the biggest
streaming weekend
of the year coming up.
Listen,
this is exactly what we have planned
99.9%
likelihood that all of this happens
July 11th to
July 14th We have the craziest weekend planned ever.
We are doing a in real life
R6 meetup.
Stoppard's gonna be here, Richie's
gonna be here, Mingo is going to be here, Richie's gonna be here, Mingo's gonna be
here, Skite's gonna be here
Abbott's gonna be here, Aiden's gonna
be here, Jay Guns' gonna be here
Lou was gonna be here and there's
gonna be more people here too. We gonna do so july 12th is going to
be a desktop stream with like me stomping richie
like some other people and then july 13th
we're gonna do an in-person uh basketball stream
and then july 14th is the big day.
July 14th, we have a fucking boxing event bro.
We're getting all of it set up,
we're obviously getting the refs,
the fuckin medic,
equipment everything
we're gettin' it all setup we're gettin getting it all set up and cleared
but bro July 12th, July 13th and July 14th
The entire R6 community is coming together bro
It's going to be fucking sick man. The boxing event is gonna be the fucking
biggest day, obviously.
And our first confirmed
boxing match for July 14th
is Avid versus Aiden Tax.
Chat! Who are y'all rocking with in that boxing match i think avid's winning
i'm not gonna lie
richie's either going to end up boxing um
we switch you in the box?
Is it going to be Skite or...
Wait.
Oh, is it going to be Skite or
HeWhoShallNotBeNamed?
Actually, probably Skite.
Are y'all ready? Let's go. Yeah, yeah bro.
Jay!
You're pulling up to Florida in July right Jay?
Bro why are you asking that?
You know I'm going bro.
I'm not axing you.
Alright whatever!
Jay listen...
July 14th do you have anybody
that you want boxed Jay?
Hey man, look.
You said Skor could come right?
Yeah, Skor could come.
Oh my god, that would hit.
Oh my god, that would hit.
Yeah, Skor said he wants to box it for the...
Wait, I'll piss my pants. Gursh, gursh on the rocks
Wait I'll piss my pants. Okay that's like an undercard though y'all I'm sorry
Y'all are under card so here's what we're gonna do onuly 14th richie listen to this everybody lock in
july 14th we're gonna make this stream like three hours so each fight will be an hour dedicated
the fight itself will only be like five minutes probably like four
minutes because y'all are going to be winded but before every
fight we got to do weigh-ins and a press conference before every fight bro that'll
how many rounds in what's the minutes?
I'm still thinking probably like, call it four rounds.
Four rounds two minute rounds with one minute breaks.
Sounds good. What?
What do you wanna do? You want more Jay?!
Well put him on the mic put it on the mic
wait who's winning that realistically?
Yo! I got Jay bro
Bro, Jay is like 6 foot 1
I can't hold you. Jay is winning that
Imcord just looks
Like a dork, bro. He just looks like a dork.
Hey, don't forget you know who else I want
but off camera though. Bro, chill!
God damn, bro.
No, because that gotta happen. That gotta happen.
I know, I know, I know. Wait, can that be on happen. That got to happen. I know. I know.
I know.
Wait, can that be on YouTube?
Can that be on YouTube?
No.
No.
No.
Talk at all.
Talk at all.
Booters are number six on the network.
Contact Ubi? Yo, if Highvise gives me the gamertags I'll get it recorded
Highvise give me all those gamertags
Wait you can stream boxing on twitch?
yes bro, as long as like
wait jixi jixi
you should make a betting website for this shit
nooo
I'm not getting caught up in that bullshit.
There will be none of that bro.
Jesus Christ bro.
Taking points.
Get on my camera't like my camera
get on my camera. Wait are they with this side? They reinforced a dinello
Yo I'm my daughter I wanna drop. Yo yo shocking me down
Yo Jaden! Jaden Jaden that hurt That hurt, that would hurt.
Last one on left side, left side!
AHHHHH!
Good work just right back into it, come on!
Wait, wait, wait... Good work, just right back into it. Come on! Wait okay so Richie
Richie
Dude I don't know what the main event could be
Abbot vs Aiden can, bro.
Avid versus Aiden-
Come on, bro!
Bro listen, bro listen, bro listen, bro listen.
Bro listen, bro listen, bro listen.
Nobody gives a fuck about those two punks.
Listen, Avid and Aiden actually hate each other, bro.
Like genuine... Oh you guys seen the group chats Okay, okay, okay. I'll get it forwarded. Dude that's the main event bro
Richie or Sky you might as well just put the 5k up
You might as well
I can't lie Richie and Sky has to be in a main event
That's nothing
Richie, bro but Skyt's never doing that!
Skyt is never doing it!
Yo Richie I got you!
Come on bruh.
Hey bet the house bruh.
Bro Skyt is never doing it bro. Yeah bet the whole bro bro sky is never doing it bro
no bro jaycee's posted on twitter of him training bro he's doing it wait
i'll call right Get him in the party
No get sky in the party
That is main event
I'm surprised you didn't see that picture bro
Wait sky's to the party?
Yo, yo, Sky!
Yo, Sky look they're yapping bro
You already told me you don't want to do it. But here's the thing.
Five seconds to go.
Richie wants to...
Wait, Richie, what are you saying?
Come on, say what you're saying.
Let's go.
Main event, Skyte.
Hey, July.
Main event.
July 14th.
Richie wants a box, Skyte.
It's up to you, bro.
I know it's up to me. It's up to- OOOH
Why did he smile when he said that shit Richie?
Why did he smile? Oh my god
I got Q Snites
Locking in Sky He when it gets 5k so what about whoa?
Maybe 1K maybe one. I don't know bro. I'm gonna be honest, bro
I'll be honest., I'll probably uh...
We could play like football.
Football? What?!
Hey I ain't go like can we play football please?
Yeah no we could play football but like
we could do the boxing.
We should do 7 on 7s. Bro Scott you have unks No, we could play football but like we could do the boxing.
We should do 7 on 7s.
Bro Sky you have unk strength though Sky.
What did you say?
No no ban bro!
What?! Bro Sky you have ump strength bro that's free
why do you want us to fight each other bro what bro y'all are not
no no no
listen bro i'm not asking you guys
to do a heavyweight bout, bro.
Bro, listen.
Listen, I don't fight for fun, bro.
Bottom yellow!
Bottom yellow!
Dad, I'm so nasty!
I'm going to take your head off.
Whoa!
NGCA!
NGCA! NGCA! NGCA! Let's go! Let's go! your head on
I don't wanna- Wait Richie, I'm not taking this! I'm not taking this! I'M BEGGING YOU
Oh hell no
Richie
Richie pay me 5k
I'll knock your ass out in the GTA
But if I'm not paying you 5K
Get the fuck outta here bro
Richie
Richie when you see me bro Richie when you see me I can skype bro I'm not going to pull up. Oh, you may rethink your decision.
Hold on!
Yo, nah, nah.
Oh, nah. I love that.
I got a defuser. no so 15 seconds remaining. Come on!
Shut the fuck down! Okay, back to what I said.
Yo hold on, Richie. Iie I'm never taking out from Sky
Wait Sky left? Oh no he's in the party
He muted it
So Richie when he pulls up you're not not even gonna want to pick. What does that even mean? I mean
Bro on god i'm, not pulling out bro
Like just type in my chat aiden don't stand a chance
Yo these press conferences are going to. Avid's, yo we all
agree Avid's probably winning against Aiden yeah?
Avid's winning bro.
Bro Avid is actually 6-2
I'm not even kidding.
That's gonna be like so funny about stuff. It's gonna be good
There's no way you're not gonna get J an extra thousand if he knocks out score
because that would be caught whoa no bro no this is not like I can't pay people
brush then it becomes a a- No, bro. This is recreational.
Off cameras!
No no no!
There's no payments, bro!
Come on, bro... Yo, I think we sent the booters.
You sent me the booters, right?
Yeah.
I forwarded it.
All right.
That means it's not even going to hurt.
We got another booter.
I'm just kidding.
It's not even gonna hurt. Yeah. I'm gonna be chipping him unless I hurt.
Yeah.
I just got... I can't even imagine
what if I punch
a fucking...
Whoa!
And GTA!
Yo!
And GTA.
And GTA.
Bro, I might beat Richie. No, I'm not gonna lie
Sky might be Richie
Sky might be Richie
Sky might be Richie
Sky might be Richie!
Bro, I'm willing to put any amount of money on myself bro. I'll bet on myself.
I don't give a fuck.
If anyone wants to bet me,
I'm dead serious.
I-I'm dead serious bro.
I'm dead serious if anyone wants to bet me let me know that's like
That's a completely
The weight on me
That No, no, no. Let's run it then! Let's run it then! Let's run it then!
Let's run it then!
Skye has that unk strength though.
You're sleeping on the unks right now.
He got the unk strength.
I'm so unked out.
Yo!
In day!
Day!
Or not, that's not day.
That's a nish.
Caught him off.
Top dragon, top dragon.
Caught him off.
Went to the right.
Got him out.
I'm gonna be hurt.
Nice. See ya, Miko. I'm gonna get burnt. Nice!
July 14th is the stream of the year, I'm telling you.
This guy's gonna do it easy.
No, this guy is not going to do it. I know how this guy did it.
Bro why would he post back into a cougar?
Flip farming.
Please! Okay. Flip farming? Flank!
I killed him, I killed him.
Pop it. I don't know, I don't want to die. Bro if you think she's in the game and the winner gets a present...
Yo hold on!
I was groping, I think Amai is roaming
No, bad aim
Omai's inside somewhere
Omai's inside? Ok ok
Bandit's on ping Why is it tight? Okay, okay.
I'm making noise in the shop. On the bomb!
Did you synchronized that was?
no what, what! That was a head
oh god that was a head
oh my god that was a head. No, clip that!
I turned away because I thought he was dead
Oh my god
Bro how is that?
Bro, someone was saying to get me versus CoffeeZilla
Yo we gotta get high-fives in bro. Yo! High fives versus coffee.
High fives vs coffee would hit.
Wait no one's laughing at me. haha hahaha wait no way you're not boxing
though Jinxie, you gotta box
bro who am I gonna box? he's the ref
also i have too much
aura on the box though i lose aura also I don't know I'm trying to think
like building
bro
stop us pulling up wait is Sophi going to get a noster? Jack stop an IRL would be like the black and past three matter, but that'd be so funny. You have so much aura bro
High-vice first, no they love each other
Wait how is the basketball match gonna work? It's like a three on three year
Well, we do you like four on four three on three and also be like ways
Indoor indoor bro four on four three on three we can also be like uh wait is that gonna be real or outdoor indoor and our bro i think we should do a one-to-one
yeah
like this each tony oh coffee please shut the fuck up
don't start that shit
you should do it like that
stomping ain't winning
for this fucking time
That's That kid is ass! Get his gamertag.
I need Braum's gamertag
I'm here
Oh, fuck it I don't like that dude.
Dad! Alright bro? Found him, found him I
Throw so bad
Actually I RB down one brain I'll kill bro yes yes yes yes yes yes J yes J
yes yeah yes yay Paul Paul left Hall. Hall left side, left side, left side.
No get him out, no get him out, get him out, get him out, get him out, get him out.
Get him out, get him out, get him out.
I'll stop and pick up the phone.
I'll stop and pick it him out, get him out. I'm not stopping you.
Stop and pick up the phone.
I'll stop it dude.
Get him out.
I'm out.
There he is.
Stop right there.
Right to the breach!
No one's on the breach!
You should clean up the breach.
No one's breached.
Jay agreed and everything. Okay. No one's on the wreath! Stop, pick up the phone. You should clean out the wreath, no one's wreathing it.
Jay agreed to never say shit to me again after that.
Wow.
Stop!
Stomach please pick up.
Oh my god, stompin' is weak.
Let's see the aura. Yo! Stompin, please pick up. Inside? Inside? Oh my god! Stompin's weak! Ugh!
Let's leave the aura!
Yo, stomp it!
Yeah?
Dude how'd you sleep brother?
Are the servers off?
Bro, servers are off
we're number two in the world behind Franklin's team.
Stava would you like to potentially um...
Maybe bless us with your presence in the ranked streets?
Huh?! presence in the ranked streets? Huh?
We had Brace up in for you.
No!
No! I don't want to come down there no no King stomping come on you're right you're right
you're so classy all right you're right you're right yo yo um I'll just say stompin's awake all
right if somebody wants to leave that lead but
Jay just sold me so I'm gonna go yell at a real quick he has so much or are
you some classy and respectful.
He's like nah I don't want y'all to drop somebody.
So much aura bro, he doesn't care.
Down his cam on his pillow.
You know how bomb don't have bomb.
When this and I'll suck your dick!
Oh my god...
This is the guy I downed This is the guy I downed
No, I just got a 4k
Just to die to last person
Chalk everything Go see Viper owns me and my ass
woah yo Jay so
everyone stop talking
yo Jay um what the fuck is good with you bro
hey Jay just be honest these guys cash out you bro because that was the worst thing i've ever seen
i want you to click on video and use that stuff oh
i'm the best vigil on this game. You didn't know my body
Is it awesome like six three bro wait what happened what happens to adam and reed what
happened they could pull up they couldn't pull
off through the bombs oh adam and reese adam and reed no get
instead of them get franklin and cason
bro adam's so bald.
I mean but I thought you were supposed to be like ace in our open bro isn't it?
Yes bro they are! They both are.
No for the boxing event!
Like basketball.
Yeah I can't lie, you're reading it but that would be creepy.
Dog dog dog if you think Reedus is putting on boxing gloves
You are out of your fucking mind bro.
What's his idea? wasn't that already his idea?
I think it was Adam
I'm sure, i think adam would
wait how about
adams vs kickster get the fuck off my phone Wait, how about Adam vs. Kickster? Look at phone!
Kickster is the old guy that used to play with Adam and them
Not to do that guy but we're losing.
Watch this, I like this!
DAD!
PUSHTIRE BOY NOW PUSHTIRE BOY NOW PUSHTIRE BOY EVERYTHING DAD Dad! Pussy, it'll get bad. Everything bad.
Everything bad.
La pussy, it will get bad.
The pussy, it will get bad.
Everything bad.
Everything bad.
La pussy, it will get bad.
The pussy, it will get bad.
Everything dead.
Ah, I said pussy, it'll get bad.
Dad?
You fucking bitch. You fucking bitch. You fucking bitch. I said pussy, it'll get banned.
Wait let me hear him here.
Get out of my way! I didn't know I tagged you. No!
Okay, Ace is outside Valkor's door.
4v2 win this please. I'm coming. Stomping just woke up, he's meditating.
Stomp is meditating.
Miss you Jay? Mirrain, that's mir. I'm sorry, bro. Let me see you, Jay.
That's mad.
Jay, you lost so much fucking aura off the SMT-12, bro.
It's the dad zone.
No it isn't, bro. you guys are making that shit up bro
You guys just have to pancakes for that
God damn
Y'all are just like making it up bro
To make yourself feel better
Bro I don't have the deadzone shit
I can't lie the depth on shit.
Yo so Skype joined the party to mute the party. Alright...
What is Un Punk up to?
Did he duck smoke, bro?
Because I muted Party when I was in that 2v2.
What happened, bro? Was Rookie still pressing him?
He was not, bro.
Yo, I guarantee you, bro, look. bro look sky is not putting on boxing gloves
I'll get him to wait wait wait I got into a bar truck ah there's just no way
trot shot shots us how she talking Trust, trust, trust, trust.
Like I'll shit talk him.
There's no way people would not like pull up bro
Knowing the content and everything you can get from it
There is just no way to avoid Guy though he's not remember when I haha
I always know when when i fucking played him one time he was like he was
like you never catch me irel and then when this happens these fucking goes
with the house all of you in that He's fucking ghost.
Wait, Richie how tall are you in beat that ass? 6'1 on everything I love.
Damn! I think Sky is like 5'9 though.
This guy just looks like he's 5'9
That big body, that big body.
This guy has that
5' 9 type of build
Dad, jumping back out. Don't care.
Dad...
They want to kill him.
You wanna dog me? Go come yellow bro!
We're good we're good. You wanna dog me? Go come yellow, bro. How do I tell you that? What's good? What's good?
Yo!
Yo Skite, bro.
Yo Skite.
Why won't you box, Skike?
Okay, first of all...
You know you're a little bro right oh
shit hey come on oh yeah hey first of all you're like 19.
oh no you're 20. I'm not turning 23. Damn!
I gave you my price little bro
Hey, you the little bro at the end of the day
I'm a little bro you IRL I'm a little bro you IRL
Boxing get paid
I mean nothing Jay
I mean nothing Jay who are mean nothing Jay. Who are you boxing?
Boxing score
Hey bro, hey I'm going there to have a good ass time and play football
And drink some beers eh
Yeah we'll have a good drink, we'll have a good drink Mick
If you wanna do it we can do some shots too bro Yeah, we'll have a good drink. We'll have a good drink, Nick.
If you want to do it,
we can do some shots too, bro.
No, Ryan!
All right, so Sky,
just so we're clear,
like, um... It's a no on Richie on the boxing
Nah nah nah I'd do it if I fuck
Okay okay
Nick I told you my offer bro
I'm sticking with that
Nobody is paying me $5, I'm not gonna lie.
Okay then box like 10 or some shit.
Box somebody your age bro.
Age doesn't matter bro!
Age does not matter, I injured one day.
Bro, I'm 20 and you're 22
I'm not gonna lie y'all are both grown ass men
20 and 23
Like if he was 18 20 and 23 y'all are both grown. Yeah, you're 20.
You're not that young. Like if he was 18, I would have said 19.
He's 20.
He was just 19.
But we'll see in a month bro.
You never know.
I might change my mind.
You never know.
You never know. Alright but change my mind. Alright budda, I'm gonna meet up
Jake when it's on twerk on that shit
Jake left left left, left, yep.
Let's go Jay! That's my goat.
That's my goat.
If he wants 5k why wouldn't he just save it? I'm so tired bro
Wait, Jayce? Nah, I'm kidding.
Talk to me.
Yeah exactly if he's gonna beat me.
Yo what is this shit?
What the fuck?
I don't know.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
I don't understand. I don't get it. Yeah, exactly.
If he's going to beat me...
Yo, what is this music?
Am I in an opera house?
Just check out how you're going to get me.
Come on.
I just spawned into the opera house.
That game was so long, bro.
Also, what's that, bro? It's got a headgear on it, but I doubt what's happening? I got headgear on but
I doubt you'll get hurt by it.
What are we doing? 16 or 18
ounce gloves?
Uh...18
I think 16 If we're doing headgear, 16.
Because there ain't no red fucking weapon!
You guys see Skytron's stream right now bro?
He's over here shouting boxes.
Wait, Skytron's still here?
No.
Shadowboxes?
Yeah, he's shouting boxes.
Let me see what you got.
Oh, okay.
Okay, let me see what you've got.
I'm gonna go with the shadow box. I don't know if it's a good idea to just do that. I'll try and get him out of my way. He's over here shouting boxes. Wait, Skytron's with me?
He shouted boxes?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Say hi to God.
Oh, hell no.
Say hi to God.
Oh, hell no.
Hey, you're going to do it, bro. Skytron's going to do it, bro don't know. He's gonna do it bro
Skyt is going to do it bro
Oh god
No he stopped?
Ricky I'm not gonna lie.
Sky looks like big body ass.
He might bet me bro.
Hey, hey, bet me, bet me that money.
Dude, but he's fucking...
Sky might win bro.
You wanna bet me?
You wanna bet me money?
I'll bet you Jinxy, bro
I know you have money for me
Bro, Skite is like...
Skite is bank body ass
10 racks is crazy
On everything I love, bet me 10 racks.
Jax!
Skydazz the unks.
You want a better ban, Mingo?
We can shake on an IRO.
We can shake on an IRO.
Skydazz the unks.
I mean, that's not going to Sizzler, bro.
Skydazz the unks.
Bro, that shit is scary. It's not going to Sizzler, that is the hump tool, bro that shit is scary
It's not going to decision bro
He's so upped out bro
Bro Mingo you know what I'm talking about though bro
Like if your an old head had you saw that natural strength yeah
ain't no 30 guys yeah I was thanks to
dad got that's right gross guy 23 brother
means her with the same age bro
he's a butter turn 23. He's about to.
Bro...
Someone said it! Yo, yo
shut up, shut up! What?
Richie! Richie!
Yo! I got Sierra bro!
Someone in my chat said
Skyte was breathing heavy after the shadow boxing.
I mean bro...
Alright Richie no no no you shadow box right now!
Hey do you see my hands? Do you see my hands?
Richie no no both of y'all shadow box right now! Both of y'all shadow box!
Both of y'all shadow box right now. Both of y'all shadow box. Both of y'all shadow box.
Both of y'all shadow box.
I have to see this, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Yo, I dead ass have to see this shit.
The first round, bro.
Hold on, I got it.
I might tap out the first round.
Jay, you tapping out the first round?
Yeah, I'm not tapping out the first round.
Yo, yo, shut up, shut up!
Whoa!
I got the arrow bro yo i gotta see shadow box right was breathing heavy
after this
no I gotie shadowbox bro
You see my hands?
Richie no both of y'all shadowbox
I can't leak
Wait Richies not gonna do it I can't leak, I can't leak. Wait Richie's not gonna do it?
I can't leak!
Yo this is not real
Wait let me see skype
No no where's skype
Please tell me he's shadowboxing, I'll piss my pants. Oh God
You got 5000, aight?
Nah, nah, nah, there's no winning bro
It's not a participation trophy
I need to go there already winning bro, you know what I mean?
There-there is no participation trophy bro Alright well fuck it then Need to go there already winning, but you know me
All right well fuck it then fucking we ball Oh shit Okay, okay. Wait, Lul is 17 bro.
Oh shit.
Oh Jay! Jay's perfect.
Jay's doing score already.
He's like 19-20.
They're all ducking bro!
They're all fucking ducking.
Yo, I'm gonna load up into a game of Siege and like get in a fucking opera house.
Phil is not a combat?
I just wanna play a new map!
Yo what are my Xbox messages?
Skype looks like Richie if everything went wrong.
What, bro?
Bro, I think
Skype might slump Richie. Like, I'm being
deadass too. Hey, hey, put
your money where it belongs.
I want to see fucking it belongs Sky is so on top bro Sky is so on top
You know I'm down bro
On my mother's life bro. I will box anyone there
Bro I don't give a fuck
I will box sky for free from I don't care bro. I don't get him. I don't care, bro
Safety in the rep talking to shit come on jinx II
Yeah Oh, I think Jinxy would hit too though. In GTA.
Bro look at everyone in the comments that call me a bitch
I'm a gamer bro
This guy is going to beat me, I am a video gamer bro. Come on. Bro, you said both gamers.
What the fuck does that mean?
Nothing.
I'd never throw a punch in my life but I'm a video gamer.
Everyone...
It should be a free fight for Skype.
Oh my goodness!
Imma just...
I don't know.
I've never boxed before like with anyone else.
I think it's gonna be a good one. I'll bet you guys are gonna win this game. Yeah. free fights on skype i'm gonna just i don't know i never boxed before like what boxing goes out
i think i'm going to just throw my punches the hardest i can and just hope something happens
i can't lie if you lose the score...
You lose every order.
No no, I'm not on that.
Yeah, I'm just saying-I'm just saying if you do lose a score,
That's like..
Like I don't even know if I could shit my face.
I'll be always play boxing with my dad and shit bro like...
It's not happening.
It's not happening, Jaden?
Oh my god, that's not happening in my life.
Yo, why would they put
Century in front of Smokes? That's so weird.
Did you see when- yo, you see that score video on highscore?
Exactly! He learned.
When he gonna learn from my leg-hook.
Yo, everyone in the chat is Mike Tyson!
Sorry, if Scorn loses...
I'm not saying I'm no pro sorry this site i think it's about a full speed in the shallow box. Oh shit. I'm looking right now. Lookit, look it, look it, look it.
Oh shit!
Let me see this, let me see this bro.
Oh shit!
Jixi, Jixi go on Skystream!
What the fuck?
Skystream? Oh hell no! What the fuck? Sky stream, go on sky stream! Sky stream, sky stream!
Oh hell no.
Yo come on sky-
That's his overhand?
Oh hell nah.
Yo yo set this up, yo I on guard, set this up to live.
On guard, set this up to live.
On guard, set this up.
Yo I can't breathe, God! Oh god, oh god, I can't breathe. God!
That's the craziest shit I've ever seen.
I can't breathe.
Yo!
Yeah, of course you can't breathe. Yeah, of course bro, of course.
Bro Skye's throwing punches like a
motherfucker off Jersey Shore.
You see that?
What is he doing, slapping?
You're done with that overhead
Full speed you are done Full speed you're done. Hey, hey! Come on bro, what's that?
Full speed you're in the...
That fucking slob.
I'm just talking though bro
like it's never gonna happen
No no no, you know I'm down bro!
I know it, I know it.
I'm down bro. You're out of breath bro, I hear it in your voice
Hey bro, month's time bro? I got a month's time bro I got I
gotta get vaping you fat fucking loser
repelling J for telling Jake off it was
red roof
Yeah, I'm not sky. Oh, I got a chance bro sky okay?
Put your boob in your mouth and just shut up bro
I'll see you in July
Alright put your boob in your mouth bro
Is it Claws? Is it claws still?
Deer deer deer, deer!
Inside, inside, inside!
Window. Right side window. Oh hell no. I don't know if Paul looks on this wall, Kim, now.
Window! Right side window!
It's Mingo bait CD. We win this.
I might whiff. My senseless, I might whiff.
Bro the senseless is not a real thing bro.
Yes it is.
It's the same gun.
Pack in the camera.
He definitely has a cam on. Mingo knows he's getting droned and he just knows he has better aim.
Mingo, just finger blast me please.
I will July 11th Can we go just finger blast me, please?
I will.
Delight letters.
Dude, chat, even though it's a fantasy and a fairy tale,
Skye and Richie is never happening.
Let's be real. But like, I'm imagining this right now bro
Okay ready?
Skites shirtless with boxing gloves on
Richies shirtless with boxing gloves on
It's like a fever dream right
That's never actually. That is never happening.
Bro, what if I get you guys trunks with your gamer tags on it? That would hit.
Huh? What'd you say?
What if I get you guys boxed in a truck with your gamer tags on it
Ohhhh
No, I know Aiden was out of his place for that though.
Bro, what up?
I don't even think that is going to happen bro.
Aiden was texting me. Whoa! I don't think he did it, I don't think he did it.
Nah, because Sky was asking for money so Aiden wants one in.
Bro and there it is.
Damn, Sky leaked the method.
Damn, Sky leaked that method.
He leaked the method of nothing happening.
But he's not like 100%, he's not 100% on that though.
I don't understand, they have like a real deal.
Nah but I understand why you gotta win the show.
You just stay on and have fun bro.
Yeah no like I get it.
We're trying to kill each other bro.
Bro at boxing is's just like...
One person wins.
Bro you really. Unless, unless you actually get your ass beat then it matters. Bro, you really can't lie to us unless you get like slumped bro.
Jay, you're doing better than you and-
I mean there's headgear bro at high on the floor.
I'm not gonna lie, I wanna see Solary fight.
I wanna see Solary fight.
Wait, Solary's pulling up?
No, I'm just saying-
Solary should fight like that.
8th grader assassin.
My bro, Solary is literally 4 foot 11.
But he's 19 though wait solary verse jay that's not fair bro it's
not fair no yeah but like scores score score versus story though
i just lagged. This is so cringe
Yo and R2! One on R2 is a bug
I seen Mungo
Bad And our dad Bad.
Bro! My fucking god!
This bitch is moving like a snake!
She passed me, bro.
Bro, she was just quick peeking me for three and a half minutes
and I couldn't hit a single fucking headshot.
Holy shit, that's the longest gunfight I've ever been in.
I almost fainted from how much time it was quick peeking.
Shut up, Jay!
Mingo, win the round.
Dad! Oh my god!
Can you guys put that gun away please?
Put that shit away bro
Richie 8, 8 You know what I remember and you know what I remember.
I just killed three people and your being mean to me?
Richie, you know what I remember and you know what I remember Richie.
Joining your left. Joining your hallway to your left.
Yeah, do you have any books up right now? Right door, right door.
Rich, you know what I'm a-worrying!
Yup, heard him in sight, heard him in sight.
Podcams.
By the vault? Behind you?
He ran away, he ran away!
Last guy planted.
On the metal vault. Yeah, metal On the metal vault.
He's gonna be stairs or closed door?
Swing him, Richie! Walk him down!
Swing him! Walk him down. He's 90, 90, 90!
Swing him!
Come on Richie!
Oh hell no.
Woah it went black! Walk down gang.
No!
Nah he's just a king bro, he's just a king.
Stop him with the one mat, stop him with the one mat I can't do this.
Aight bro.
Oh hell no... I don't know. I didn't even get it on. It might be Gla1ze, but bro stop it Dwayne. He would have defused three times then like Ored him down to the floor and tumble one
bro.
SMD 12 bro from 3-0.
I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.
I think he's going to go for it.
I don't know.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. him down to the floor and stumble into one, bro.
SMG-12,
bro, from two feet away?
Can't do nothing.
Yo, I deadass think... No, no. Listen, bro.
I'm telling you, I have a crazy theory
There's been late nights like 4am
after stomping top 28 kills on my team
and i win a tournament while going 5-15
And like i'll start drawing shit out
I'll start having different papers and scripts, and I've started to connect the pieces of the puzzle.
I think somehow
Tom Clancy,
the founder and creator of all Rainbow
Six, I think some
way, shape or form, Stom his long-lost great grandson, and we don't know stopping at Tom Clancy
Rainbow succeeds DNA in its bloodstream
They lost the paperwork something bro stop it has to has to be related to Tom's fantasy dude.
Either that or he just does Adderall, it's one of the two.
What I'm telling you bro?
Avid said Aiden is scared, don, get Avid in the party bro!
Avid join party!
Sure yeah Wait wait Ummm, sure yeah. Have you seen-
Here's my question!
Have you seen me lose a basketball all in one?
You played Pommas bro
Oh no I mean, Sketch was good. Bro, i'm good though!
Sketch wasn't even that bad bro
Didn't you lose to Moist?
No, I beat Moist bro!
I beat Moist, I beat Sketch, I beat Avid, I beat Mel
Like I'm 4-0 bro
Oh yeah and the Feeb is...
Well we all know how to fight
watch this C4.
Watch this C4. Try to quiet Bullseye! I'm running!
Try to quiet, bullseye. Sitting quickly. so Loading new machine!
There! Dad!
So fucking good. good
now morning I just get baited by the kid i hate you Ryan oh so tired give this game, it's 3kb. I can't stand him.
No fuck you! Fuck you.
Turn your mic up? Wait what do you mean turn my mic up?
My mics loud bro.
It's like max volume.
I got bomb.
Skite stomach had a recoil when he was punch operator standing
Yo, we need to have Aiden and Avid in the party
That would be shit
I was trying to tell you bro
You need to do like post game interviews
a week before and the game yeah yeah I haven't said Aiden I haven't said
Aidan built like a plumber with a skull emoji he is I have a joint party bro
your worst eating that pro game
oh no nevermind nevermind bro we gotta
get them in a party grab me sick
wait why do they have beef give us like
some backstory wrote about it They both- okay.
They were 1v1ing each other and then Aiden was like
personally insulting Avid
And then Avid was personally insulting Aiden
They genuinely actually dislike eachother I'm not kidding
Bro they were going at it in the group chat for one of our 1v1 tournaments
For like two hours. Y'all remember that?
Yeah
Yeah but Aiden beats with everybody bro
No no no but like Avid actually hates him
Because what Aiden said Because of what Aiden said.
Because of what Aiden said and rightfully so.
You have it as a reason bro.
Bro you know who would 100% go but I don't know who he'd fight or anything?
Who?
KTT bro.
Dude, KTT bro, I'm telling you he would go 100% bro. Dude, KTT would fight!
KTT's shredded!
Yeah, I'm telling you he would actually go like a hundred percent no matter who you fight
What's wrong with plumbers? Bro? No nothing is wrong with plumbers.
Plumbers are fucking amazing.
Avid just said that 8intact was built like a plumber
Yeah yeah
Wait J and KTT wait, J vs. KTT?
yeah, J and KTT
then Solary versus Skor
you've located a bomb make your way to its location and defeated
oh hey watch your feet on you go such
a boring man
Kill feed
I'm just tired
No y'all are losing passion
I'M LOSING P BASHED TOO!
I wanna see the corner, but I can't go to back cause I'm gonna fuck on my sleeve. He's in the most convenient-
I hate this game.
He's in the most convene-
Wait, I'm selling y'all.
Okay okay, I'm done selling.
I went one of four.
They have a BP right there.
Can one of you guys watch the doorway?
I'm gonna get the DP run out.
Bro he's in the corner with an ashtray on his shoulder.
I'm just going to watch Mingo and get horny.
Alright, I'm not going negative again, I'm not going negative again.
Yup Mingo?
Yup Big Dick?
I see what they're up to.
Yup Bray?
Well chat my snaps are chopped. I don't want to Okay, he's not main stairs. I have your main come up. All the way though. It's only when he's all the way out.
I'm gonna jump right.
Bray, I can call main just run inside. Yeah yeah.
Retsi it's the Richie era!
I'm so tired bro I didn't go to bed.
That's Cronus no?
My brow chair don't leak, don't leak
That's PlayStation
Bro why does this guy join the party
and do this shit bro? Shit is dead
Bro I'm going... Okay okay. I'm not going negative the rest of the day.
I need to bait.
I don't know why I'm rushing with no training.
I'm just gonna play like Mingo.
Yo, I'm...
I asked you to phone call.
Mingo, shut your...
Wait, you're right.
You're right.
I should've...
Oh!
You're right. You're right. I should have... You're right! That's on me.
Won't happen again, King.
Number one is DDoS and get him banned?
Uh, I'm just waiting for whatever gam tags HighBytes has sent me.
Yo, JayJay! I see your name now. We're two games behind.
So far I've reported everyone that HighBytes has sent me.
Bro we lost our passion. Y'all remember when we were 4-0ing everybody? Now you guys are tired bro.
Nah it's because he started talking about the boxing event
Okay okay chalked to boxing for now, chalk him for now bro
Wait tell Abba to add me so I can hear him slacking.
Wait, tell Abbot to add me so I can hear him.
I gotta change my setting.
Wait, Abbot's in the party?
Yo!
Yeah, those are Al.
Yo, dude, yo.
Yo, yo!
What's good?
What's good?
If Aiden is scared of boxing, he's boxing. You box him
Wait what's your weight?
1562
185.62 so you're 35 pounds heavier than me?
Yeah call me Fennel Stream
Wait wait wait
There's no way Abid is 185
There's no way Ied is 185. There's no way.
I mean, bro, like I have too much aura to box
that's like...
Bro, I would lose aura no like yeah you would well why is that awesome yeah no no no you box on tick tock we've seen
you box oh hell no okay that was wait me me Me? Remember that video?
That was troll.
That was troll.
No that was real bro.
No that was troll bro.
I'm sorry but listen you were boxing bro?
Yeah throw him in the towel bro.
Throw that shit in the hell hole, bro.
Average.
Average.
Hey, hey, hey.
I don't know what I just told you.
Throw it back to you kicking a soccer ball, G.
Yeah, yeah.
That was two years ago though.
It don't matter, bro.
That's past time.
That's past time. It's gotten worse. They had to get worse.
Yeah down her up!
Down her up!
I don't know where she is going. 90, I don't know if she's going 90 or to the study.
I don't know where she's going.
She's probably studying then.
If I study then Richie, if I study it Richie.
Yep, yep, yep, Moosey.
Going up main stairs!
Yeah range. Yep, yep. Moosey. Vigil going up main stairs! VIGIL GOING UP MAIN STAIRS!
BRAGG!
VIGIL!
Yeah, Rave.
I have a camera in my library.
I don't know what to do.
SONIC BAGS!
Are they downstairs now?
Yeah, yeah, there.
He's involved, he's involved!
Dad...
Bro you good?
Yeah, I'm good
This one is like, let me have a fuck off this game please
Fuck that log.
Yo, Bray! Hold on.
Oh I was gonna say yeah
Bray you wanna go to this door and get your gun before the other one now?
Close left Jinxie now.
Close left Jinxie.
Not that close left but you know,
left in there.
Ray hold on.
You got Ritchie at site.
That's how Ritchie had it out. I found one. What's it called?
Let's go Richie!
The fucking Richie-errom!
I forgot what this like call was on the map.
Okay so Avid, go from top to bottom in this party.
Who are you winning a boxing match against?
Everyone in this party.
Okay, I don't know if Bray is high chemistry or not.
Jay, I'm beating that fuck out of that thing.
Hey, hey!
Mingo's the homeboy, so I say it's a toss-up.
That's a no-up in there, Mingo.
That's a no-brainer, nigga.
I don't even know why you're there.
No, it's not even a toss-up.
It's not even a toss-up.
Yo, first off – all right, let me get this straight.
Mingo's 6'2". Mingo is 6'2".
It's not a toss up? The only toss is your body on the floor brother!
Second...second...second...wait wait I'm not done.
We've seen you dribble the basketball.
There's no way you know how to throw a punch out of it.
Right that was two years ago.
There's no way you know how to throw a punch.
We've seen you dribble the basketball.
You got no type of coordination.
Zero kind of coordination.
And Evan, realistically, bro,
realistically, I don't know if you have the boxing endurance.
Maybe you do, but I don't know if you do.
Who in this quarter thinks Evan has the boxing endurance?
Yeah, yeah, put him against me.
Go ahead.
I mean, do you train you train hey so how are
the rounds gonna work bro it's whatever you guys want to do bro like bro you saw me two years ago
you saw me two years ago i ain't gonna be able to do more than 20 seconds for a round.
Oh, hell no Scotty!
Whoa whoa whoa!
So you're just going to throw haymakers for 20 seconds?
No, I'm going for that one punch knockout, motherfucker.
That's all I need.
And GTA though.
Bro, get Aiden in the party, bro.
Get Aiden in tech.
He's on vacation eating And he's in the party, or is it? He's on vacation.
He's on vacation eating his life away bro?
He has a boxing match in a month bro what is he eating for?
Wait who is he boxing?
Avid!
He's boxing Avid.
Or me bruh.
I have a problem with that dude bro.
Oh man that that one hit.
Sky, we're supposed to be the main events, Sky and then they're right before us.
We could, but we don't know the end result for that one.
Bro, I'm gonna be so hammered bro, I'm not going to be able
to box, I'm gonna throw up...
Bro just drink waters or something
you don't have to get
hammered bro.
He's someone I'm not
getting hammered about.
I'm coming prepared bro
I ain't gonna lie.
Please! No!
Bank's okay. Have you guys lost yet?
Or not? No, bro.
Who the fuck I AM?!
Hey y'all want a comp game?
I know you all have been playing Golds all day
Y'all wanna cop game or what?
Uh wait so who's the comp gamer?
Excuse me, excuse me
You wanna play or what?
Who's the cop- you talking about Franklin right now, bro?
Nah come play me! Come play me!
I know it's not you.
I'm undefeated. I'm undefeated.
It's me, Iowa
Raid Parlala, Monks.
Let's play?
Okay, so I was Richie's son.
Parla is your son.
Raid is your son.
Raid is Boston.
Wait, it stopped in the lobby?
Oh, I think we're good.
Hold on.
No, I don't think it stopped in the lobby.
Hold on.
He's on standby though.
Before that game... Nick, Nick, Nick. I don't think time is in line. Hold on. He's on standby though. Before that game... Nick! Nick! Nick!
Nigga Porte.
Listen if I do Aiden the worst way in the first round
I want 10 bans for it as simple
If I do a first-round knockout
Bro who the hell think I am bro? Do a first round knockout? And BAM!
Who the hell think I am, bro?
Like, damn, bro.
You already got 15 off him in the last year, buddy. Wait, hold on. Nah, I want Mingle at my back. That meant a lot.
Wait, hold on. Nah I want Mingo on my basketball team. Nah, Mingo's on MY basketball team.
Woah Richie! Wait wait let me cut-
Wait what's going on? Woah Rich... Hold up. Let me wait. Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
What about football?
Let's play football. Yeah, bro we can run football. Let's play football! Let's play football!
We could do tackle that would be fun as fuck oh my god.
Sorry hey Sky you built like a build-a bear nickname.
I'm trying man. Don't think it's Adam. Oh That's your I'm not catching a tier 2 concussion because your big ass wanna step on me.
I'm not doing that shit.
I'm running back bro, Brandon Jacob.
Oh I'm running back, bro. I'm running back. Brandon and Jacob, bruh
Oh, I'm losing it, bro. This shit is funny as hell
Nigga, it's not even that funny. What are you laughing at?
Bro... It's exciting
I'm dead
He's excited, bro.
Oh man... Fuck.
Exactly, bro. Bro first of all I'm 185-62
How tall is he? He said 6'4
Bro Aiden said he's 6'4 but
he has no muscle. He's lying
Oh my god I got 10k there now
6'2 or 6'3 I'm pretty sure bro Even if he is 6'4", bro, I'll push him up. Is that easy?
No, bro.
Bro because we were in a game or something which I didn't do and then I said his mom
did it or something.
It was allowed to be like this.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I just wanted to make sure.
I mean, I think it's not going to work out for me.
I don't want to go into the middle of the field with my team. I don't want to get too close to them. I don't want to go in there and say, hey, let's play this. Bro because we were in a game
It was a lot of low blows it was just
I said, I'll suck up sock him in his face to be fair Oh Probably started all of it. Yeah, no he did not get brother sighting us
Now windows I have a cam camera Nice! They're not on windows, they have an ATM cam.
These kids are trying.
Ok lock in, lock in.
There's a drone on the store.
You gonna Side window? Side window, side window!... and fire ice boxes.
You gonna lobby camera real quick for a second is it good?
How's lobbed? How's lobbed?
Top lob.
Lobbed?
Top square, top square, top square.
Fuck. top square, top square, top square I'm gonna skip stream
Fuckin tired
Cut that shit out you're not tired Damn y'all are pussies
No fucking passion
Y'all don't really love this shit.
If anybody wants to sub out, that's cool. Just let me make sure something is on standby here.
I'm good for two years, Jinx.
Not settling for any other sub.
Well, Jinx, I for any other sub. Oh hell nah!
It's not about that bro!
Are you better stop
about it shake good I'll pick out
our forget the lesson
this is me Bob Oh!
Bottom, bottom Yeah yeah bottom all in
I'm dead, yo Resnick
He's gotta walk too far
Yo Resnick- oh wait no.
It's just a fucking beta bro.
Nah bro, I missed every shot.
I can't line up with the-
I hate the boss G! I HATE THE FUCKING BOSS G
He's one bro
Bro I hate the box
Why do you keep on using that? That's just too loud.
It's a sense lift, Jinxie.
Yo so okay hold it all.
Alright so... Confirmed bro. so okay hold on hold on all right so you got to tell the party confirmed bro
avid verse aiden is confirmed that's locked right that's locked james first i have it
confirmed adverse richard confirmed habit hey haven't you
got the endurance and I'm hanging out to big dogs
you gotta be a smart dog the corny say girl broke nick nicholas nikkini oh no
oh hell no window rather we play basketball there. Brad, we played basketball.
You were wheezing for air 30 seconds in.
You could say you're going to box.
I didn't have my inhaler, bro.
No, Avid was bigger than Avis.
Yeah, I was bigger than him.
He seen me, bro.
I'm thin as shit.
Brad.
And I'm taller.
Bro. Not losing. Avid it yeah i haven't lost late i know bro but
it's not even like
do you have endurance nick do you got my
hairline
no right there bro no no stop talking you have a hero
i still think we're waiting for him to go like
and i'm not going to be here
it might happen behind the uc about that I'm not even gonna think behind it. You think i'm a B him but you say Azmo and Dirt
But Aiden also has no one there
Bro, where did Shred spawn in from?
Shred slithered into the party
Yeah, Shred wants to into the party Yeah, shred wants a box
Shred wants a bomb
Shred in loot?
No bro no you have to be 18 to box, bro damn!
19, bro?
This guy is drunk.
Yeah he is bruh.
Except the third time this guy has asked for Lou to box him.
Bro, Lou's 17 right now.
Bro, Lou boxing would be funny as fuck!
You're gonna see Loo boxing in a while.
Nah, Loo needs to get humble.
In my dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt!
Need to hear, need to hear.
Dead.
Peek me, Ty. droned me.
No not the drone!
What would I ever do with that all right I can't get Alright. Hello!
I can't catch a break
I shot that bitch in the stomach
Oh my god he's on hatch, he's in hatch
Yo Jay you gotta go Jay Jay. You gotta go.
You gotta go, Jay.
Today all my pain is flicking you.
You're right.
God damn it, Jaden.
God damn it, Jaden.
I got shot by someone else,
you fucking idiot bald-ass kid.
Bam!
Bam! someone else you idiot bald ass kid how was I not dead?
so first off jay don't throw a fucking hissy fit
second aw swear i don't usually
like to talk dog
I can finish it
think she's trying once ago with a
wait red ones the bottom of my yeah and it works too we're similar Wait, Strad wants to box with Jay? Why?
And it works too. We're similar size
I'm 6 foot he's 6 foot
I'm 170
He's like 160
You know what i'm saying
Wait why is Jay quiet right now
Jay how are you dead silent?
Jay, what's good bro?
Why are you dead silent, Jay?
Bro, Jay I have way too much aura to box you.
I would lose aura bro. Jay-I would lose aura bro.
Jay, I'd lose aura bro.
I'd lose so much aura for that.
I'm gonna be the guy with the microphone sitting back with my feet out bro.
Are you scared?
Why do you want to sit in the microphone?
Get in the ring so I can commentate?
Wait, Jason.
Is there going to be food or salad?
No.
Oh, hell no come on
bro yeah bro we'll have like finger sandwiches and shit. I don't want finger food nigga,
I want the lobster tails.
Nigga you paid for it!
You rich bro, I want lobster tails.
Yo, I can't bro.
Yo, I'm crying bro.
Alright bro, get my money. Yo, I'm crying bro.
Alright bro, I'll get mobsters. Badass, I'll get mobsters. Thank you bro. Only one for me because everybody don't need that shit.
Bro no! Shred what are you guys trying to do? can be caught up in the spot
uh... robert action
separate
that's it
track no i think that's a good thing about shreds cuts but no
i did it
with absolutelyped right now. What's your record this season?
I think like 13-0 or 14-0. I'm coming right up. Nice! Nice. Yo, Sampa and Lume they're stacked, they're playing ranked bro.
Jinxie sad to fucking...
Wait, they play Franklin right now?
Yeah, I'm gonna go for it. Yo, Sampan and Lumei are stacked. They're playing ranked. Jinxie...
Jinxie sad to fucking...
Wait they're playing Franklin right now?
Yeah, 2-0.
Did you just see what's going on with the robots?
Yeah that was like tragic. I think I can do it bro.
Where?
Alright, I'm gonna get him.
Call out big homie!
That guy just got absolutely fucked on.
Yo, we have not lost bro!
Bro cause he wants the kills bro!
He does that shit in tournaments!
Okay wait what loose What lose stack? Is it something to worry about?
Is lose stack...
Oh, chalk that team. Chalk that team.
That team's getting- That sack is creddy.
That team's kidding.
That sack is praying for a stop at 20 bombs.
That team's praying for a stop at 30 bomb.
That is a disaster of a team.
Holy shit, what am I looking at? That is a disaster on my team. Yo, you already know Lou's gonna queue us bro.
Bro, Nick!
What?
Wait they queued Franklin though?
Bro I can never talk in the party let me talk.
There we go it's always the attention bro. No no that's not an attention let me talk. There we go. It's always the attention
No, no it's not attention. Let me talk bro
Did Lou not sleep last night?
Bounce out of the party bro
Bro did Lou not leave last night?
Alright.
Wait, Lulox is kind of tall, Jay.
Whoa!
Whoa!
You guys are like dumb. I'll side bet you the mil. Sign that me for that.
You guys are like dumb, bro.
Yo, Yang Amaru?
Yang Amaru?
Yeah, I'm down.
Wait, Franklin's losing?
Oh my god.
Lock him and give me number one.
Yeah, Franklin is losing.
Franklin is losing.
Who are they playing, Dino?
I don't know who did it.
Jay! I need you to yank from my window as well. Yo, Square! It's ripped open it's cold
i got him off i got him off
what the fuck was that?
bro almost actually shit on me and Jay.
Dude, I get a kill every time I do this shit.
Eh, chalk it I think.
Fuck off, you can't even talk to me. think
Jay you wanna do it? You want to do it, Jack? No way, Jay.
Jay break the castle and yank. You ready, Jack?
Ready, Jack? I'm about to do it, Jay.
I'm in.
How much sleep did you get last night?
Nah, I didn't sleep at all.
Mute up!
Mute up!
One drop!
One drop!
One drop!
I hear somebody.
Someone's down here.
Oh man...
Okay where?
There was one E3 the whole time!
E3?
One in three.
Two people inside, two people inside There's one banana, one banana. One in the tree.
Swing and eat three, swing and eat three!
Let's go! Come on win this shit One more round come on win this shit.
Bro i'm not gonna lie bro
If Franklin and them lose dude
It's GG's bro we're number one
That is GG's Wait wait Franklin're number one. We're number one.
Wait wait Franklin you know what Franklin told me on the phone?
He said there is EUs that are tied with us too
Yeah there is bro
But look at them
No fucking way Yo guys know the rush earlier
You don't do that. Yo kick everybody out of the party. That's not playing though. Let's actually
Let's do what we've been doing bro, we've been like
wasting too much time bro
Oh yeah i was about to say bro because that
theme park game that we like like for two or whatever
That's where that took like forever in my trip and to say that
No, we're number two right now
Push yeah I want to check leaderboards, bro. We need a win. You guys remember the push?
Yeah.
It got talked because we had the rumor but...
We'll see.
Bro, Jay! Yeah. But it's actually so much we got to go through the cat story and roll Jay.
OK, all right, Jay.
Nothing in life is nothing.
No, Jay.
Yo, Jay, you pussy ass kid.
Nothing great in life comes easy bro like lock-in bro.
Yes bro this is gonna be 24 hours of rank bro
but do you wanna be the first champion in the world?
You want to be some degenerate fucking loser
who got plaid on the day, then went to go
watch TV. Me personally?
I want to be the guy who's sleep deprived
with my eyes being bloodshot
and knowing I got number one champ.
Float. Yo, I'm getting in the window and
i'm breaching this fucking hatch we're fighting
i'll get you top square this guy's popping me top square
gotta get trashed I'm gonna go south. Hold on, dad's coming.
Kill this guy for real.
No, I'm good.
Y'all ready?
You're getting E2 hatched, I think.
Is he E2?
I think you got E2 hatched, Bray.
My turn.
Let's Marble. Come get the hatch! Yo let's chop elevator. One's marble, one's marble.
Let's chop elevator, let's chop elevator fuck it!
Five men, five men, five men!
I'm pretty dead, I'm pretty dead, I'm pretty dead. Richie plant, Richie plant, Richie plant, Richie plant.
Hold on shut up.
I just lagged bro
Plant!
Come ooonnnn Good game! Just like that You don't plan around that, G-Bro. COME ON! GOOD GAME!
Just like that! Get that tempo back!
Hey, just like that, Jinxy!
Get that tempo back!
How do I become untired, bro?
Fuck...I'm actually drained right now. Bro you have to pull it out of bro, fuck. I'm actually drained right now.
I'm emo bro
Nooo
Nothing in life comes easy
Yo guys,
why yo,
Why am I the only one in our entire fucking team that's not showing up on the fucking
leaderboards?
I will crash the fuck out Frank.
Okay, Jay's here. Mingo's here. I will crash the fuck out. Frank, okay.
Jay's here, Mingo's here, Richie's here.
Me and Bray are gone bro, we're not on the leaderboard.
We are...
Bro, we are the number two team though.
We're second highest on leaderboard.
We were like 2 games behind them though, you see that?
I'll be back.
We're good bro just keep winning and keep winning fast and don't ever fucking stop.
Darius, think of the five gifted.
These motherfuckers are going to stop.
They don't want it bad enough!
They will stop!
They will fucking stop!
Nobody plays for 24 hours.
Nobody does that. No one plays 24. Don't fucking stop! Nobody plays for 24 hours.
Nobody does that, no one plays 24.
If we play 24 you'll be the first champions of the world.
Don't fucking stop remember the mission and what we got on.
Remember what we got on in the fucking morning.
I'm gonna go piss off some-
I got you, I got you.
Liquid.
I'm not floating no more.
I'm not allowed to go anywhere.
I got two hours, I got zero hours a minute.
It's just a fence bridge.
I already been there for 24 hours bro. there
holy shit I can't imagine seeing the other person there he just laughed that's what i'm saying bro.
The blood, i'm not getting a boxy blood for that.
Oh my god man... boxing oh yeah yo yo yo yo let's come to service go down so I can just go to sleep, man?
Bro.
Yo.
What happened?
Why would you say something like that?
But JTDFK and he thinks we're in a queue.
I'm kinda tired bro
It's not my fault that you guys are sleeping like this
Nah, I mean I don't blame you. I can't lie. Okay. It's actually bad bro, how bad the sin switch is.
No it's so bad bro.
Bro like can y'all- you know where your like no one cares about you? so bad bro
but like can you like you know how like when you're like moving to the right where you could like hold an angle like you know what i mean
like you're moving and you can hold an angle until like a pixel.
But you can't do that because I can just stream states of stuff.
No way.
No way.
Yep, chalk it all.
What happened?
Where am I at? Why am i on the lobby?
Where y'all at?
Bro, I pissed bro
I motivated you allall then pissed.
No peacing, no shitting.
I did say pissing in between games.
I'm here.
Cue it, cue it, cue it, cue it, cue it.
I'm going to watch Franklin's game.
Are they losing or winning? Over How are they so much ahead of us, bro? We've been flying.
We haven't had an overtime game.
Do you have any connection failures we've had?
Yeah, the 3-2 and a 5v3. They won again, bro.
Just sharded.
I'm three thousand off steps now, but holy shit.
I shard it bro!
Okay Franklin's locked.
Yeah Franklin's down right let's actually dialed for anything producer wanted Soto the producer wanted a little man
think of it the prime gay oh they got, don't think of it as a grind.
I don't know, chat. The grind is getting pretty heavy here. I like it though.
These are the moments I like, bro.
I like when my back's up against the wall.
I like when I'm tired. I like when I'm sick.
I like when I'm drained. Alright, i'm sick i like when i'm drained
all right let's watch the battle pass i haven't looked at the battle pass yet
that is horrible
i'm about to crash out.
Yo, everyone reset your app.
Everyone reset your app.
I got you, man.
No, that's your finger.
Everyone reset your app.
No, Richie is EFK.
Let me go text him.
Let me text him right now.
Bro nah this can't be real life bro we had back to back lobby crashes?
Bro this is why were not number one
Bro I bet you we spent probably 20 minutes just knocking
I bet Franklin gets into another game before us watch
bro back-to-back lobby crashes your child for franklin that deal now Yo, should I offer Frank and Matt Dino now?
Bro it's like- I don't even know if it'll do anything now bro.
Cause we're probably an hour behind them unless they lose.
Are they dead ass two games ahead of us?
Yeah I swear.
Bro the only way we pass them is if they cut off bro and we don't
But I'm telling you like Kaysen is going to a baseball game, bro.
But there's still four others, bro.
Union, they get the five gifted.
I need an invite and all that now that I've got it.
Read it with the 25 gifted!
Read it, my brother thank you for the 25 gift to baby i love you yo invite me invite me invite me invite
me here's the stats for today
here is the stats for today
14 to no chat haha 14 of the dough chap bra I really do want to go on defeat 14-0, chat.
Bruh, I really do want to go undefeated until champ, bro. That would be fucking sick.
That would be
fucking sick.
AW they could have 2-1'd AW, think you're too wide on A-Warp?
Love you, brother.
Jack!
There's a DDoSer in first place.
Sayonara.
Hi, guys.
Send me a screenshot
Bro, the team copy that kid's probably trolling
Bro Bray I invited you to run time
You did?
Yeah, I wanna look at Jordan's stats
No they're only done with 15 games oh they've got to be on 16. yeah yeah
i mean bro they low-key are&D for us.
Bro, but they're gonna get off though bro. No somebody call
Richie to get this motherfucker.
Yeah I gotta call Richie right now. Bro cause I'm not
getting off that's the thing like the difference
between me and them is I'm gonna be on this at 6am
and they're not they got school bro i don't got to do it
you know i texted richie he hold on, he's coming now.
Bro no Richie just chopped like
Bro no Jay
If you keep this shit up I'm gonna kick you
Stop spreading negative energy!
No, Jay, shut the fuck up.
There's a great quote that I've heard by
a man. It says
show me your friends and I'll show you your future.
Jay, if you're going to sit here and be negative
and you're going to be nagging
bitching and moaning like a little b***h
get the f**k out of the stack, Jay
We are not sleeping, Jay
we aren't f**king sleeping
We are not sleeping, Jake!
Jixi, jixi, imagine the screenshot when we were all pop number one.
Yo what's with bald basset time? What are you saying Baldie?
I'm saying you talk two two minutes, you pussy!
Now Mingo, Q.
Hey, four O's.
Four O's, no egos, no emos.
Cmon.
Yo here's the thing bro, here's the thing.
Bro even though we're behind Franklin by probably 45 minutes
if we just keep on 4-0ing
look, our problem
is we kept rushing too much and were chalking rounds
dude, just sweat in 4-0
everybody bro. We will fly through
games and we will cut back time so much
because Flank and them are losing rounds bro.
Bro, we know we're a better team than them bro. All we have to
do is just win rounds bro. Win the rounds we need
to win, bro. Don't sell rounds.
We started getting chocolate. It was a 5v2 on
bank and he sold out. I remember that shit. That game
ended up going 4-2. We added 10
unnecessary minutes. Stay locked in, stay passionate
No distractions, close this shit out
I'm Twizy
Like i'm not stopping till i'm jammed bro
I will deadass be on the shit at 7 in the morning if i have to
I don't give a fuck.
One of them is a bald bastard
How much sleep did you get bro?
Me? 3 hours
There's no way
RG we didn't reset your app No way. There's no way. Yo, there is no fucking way.
Cash to get the five gifted!
Yo I mean like we can't really control this bro We can't. This shit is silly
Join me! Wait let me invite you guys
This shit is getting silly
Nah this is getting silly
Nah it's just been on
Yo yo It's just been on. Woah, why did Lou invite me? Yo! We're about to get Q-Snipers by stopping right off my stopper.
He said you have...
He said Q-Sniper shitter, you have Jinxy with a laughing face.
Wait hold on, hold on, on hold on hold on hold on
nah bro yo yo join my lobby uh mingo
no they're not even using them during the game pussies
we'll f***ing score saying then No, they're not even used on them in the game. Pussies. What fucking score is there in them?
Um... We're missing two and Jay's moaning in the mic
I'm here! wait wait wait wait
Invite me, invite party
I invited fucking Coolotta bro
Bro invite me bro damn
I have too many friends bro no bad man i invited skype bro i invited you
bro this bad mental is all in your ha-
Yo listen
They are not gonna stay on bro
Look look look
They are NOT going to stay on
As long as I'm going to stay on.
Look, bro, here's the thing.
Yo, look at it like this, bro.
We're on a treadmill, they're on a treadmill.
We're both running at max speed. One of us has to give out, bro.
I'm not giving out.
My legs are gonna go numb
and I'm gonna fucking faint
before I get off that fucking treadmill.
Alright?
I will not stop, bro.
I'm on three hours of sleep.
I feel like a train just hit me in the face
but I don't give a flying fuck.
Oh my god, I'm on three hours of on god I'm off come on I'm off zero huh yes bro
I would have about like five what is
your profile picture look like that on
scenes you look like such a bot girl
lock-in bro yo yo we're almost flat
look look yo jade one more moment i'm gonna lose it
we're almost flat bro once we're on plot we're on the back end of siege bro
we're on the back end of siege. We are in the back ranks bro
Plat emerald diamond champ
Boom done call it
Cool bro Jay you're gonna
You're going to piss me the fuck off. You're being negative, bro.
Yo, to the kid that's counting how many minutes we lost?
I don't care, bro.
Okay. kid that's counting how many minutes we lost i don't care bro you dumb ass bastard bro
is something wrong with your game bro nah bruh i'm cute a minute i'm cute a minute in And this motherfucker, come on.
Bro why is it only our stack?
That shit's crazy bro!
Bro i'm telling you if we had no server issues at all
We would be ahead of Franklin then bro
That shit has costed us so much time, bro.
Bro we're on 9 minutes now, bro! 9 minutes!
Man you got a timed?
Yes bro people in chat are reminding me how many minutes I've lost
Bro we're not gonna get number 1 if we don't get a fucking game!
What's the method?
How am I going to get number one if I can't fucking play?!
Chat queue Sniper us bro. We're on east east fox so we get a game
on the control or
uh... losing it
like that definitely people to step in us and i don't know how they don't get
again
problems more what you watch I'm gonna wash my face real quick. Yo, watch your face Jaden!
Oh we got one! Come on go back just like that!
You got one? Yeah yeah i got cherry limeade
bro this is not healthy marion
this is like the first time...
We're betting Coastline though? Yeah, definitely bet Coast.
Love that map.
We haven't played club!
Yes, yes!
No this is the best map we can get bro I know but...
Club club.
Richie you are a bomb?
Oh my god.
Nah nah, I'll actually lose both.
Y'all want the whole siege comp, I'll be honest.
Yo stop it!
Stop it, Q that E! Stop it, queue that east fuckboy!
Franklin, queue that east fuckboy.
Stop and queue that east... Fuck boy!
Franklin, queue that east... Fuck boy!
Rock's on Fuck boy! Rock song.
Becoming the first champion in the world today. Promise. Believe that.
Believe that.
Belie- believe that.
Believe that. believe that believe that stop and find me on east
hey pull me up
haha
music is I got it. up in his face
hey lock the fuck in
energy
come on let's fucking lock in
jirion thank you for the 10 gifted baby i love
your brother and I just haven't even went to bed since I'm thinking we're the 10 gifted baby. I love you brother.
And I just haven't even went to bed since.
Bro, the lighting is cinematic.
Hey y'all should have told me you guys were going
to turn into pussies.
Y'all should've told me it.
I didn't know how to play with them.
Hey, I don't know how to play with a bunch of pussies. I don't know how to play me hey I don't always playing with a bunch of
pussies I don't know what the pussies
go richie hold your head out as you're
at you pussy ass kid no Jay pull your
head out of your ass though yeah JJ Richie though. Yo, Jay, you can't.
No negative energy.
Jinxy, I might... Yeah, yeah.
Bro, how much?
Bro, I've consumed
1,200 milligrams of caffeine, bro.
Make it 1,400.
Come on.
Oh, man.
Come on! Bro, I haven't went to making 1400 come on
east over lets go you know the takes oh that's some good FUCKING JAPANDA! I'mma cap him, I'mma map him
This kid just waited at my drone?
Who the fuck does he think is
These kids are actually like trying bro
I know these kids bro
They're THE kids. They should not...
You gotta actually try bro
I know one of them
Alright, he's dead I'm gonna go in the back. Did you shot my camera though? No, not that I can see.
Oh, he's such a f***ing loser.
I'm doggin' talking this half room.
Back!
This is what's gonna happen, I'm just going to shit on him.
We're gonna go wallin will make noise.
Back to army!
Back to army!
I think he jumped over!
Yes! I think he jumped over. That one's mine!
Ray, Ray, one guy coming.
Go back Armory. Back armory dead. You can plant it, you can plant it. Shut up.
Bunker room number dead.
What language is that? Found!
Left!
I'M THE KING OF THIS SHIT!!!
You understand me?!
Come on, Jinxy... I'm the king of this shit. Oh my daughter, oh my daughter
Oh my daughter
Hey hey you know what they call that
Motherfucker two piece with a soda
Come on Jinxy Bro but that's not You know what they call that, motherfucker? Two-piece with a soda.
Come on, JC.
Fuck the fuck in.
Let's see.
Bro, but that's what the fuck I did right there.
I'll power through two more hours and be wide awake by then.
There you go, Jay.
Start giving that positive mentality, baby.
Give me a second, Wes, bro.
I'm mid-fucking game, bro.
Come on!
Come on!
Why is Jinxy nasty now?
I'm bald, bro.
I'm telling you it does...- look here's what it does. The hair limits- shut up Richie! The hair limits what sound goes to my brain. Once I remove the hair, it all goes right to my brainw brain waves it's ggs bro we won every game i'm not losing
yo i don't have a i don't have a dent in my head bro
backup bet watch stream.
I bet you I show it?
No doubt.
Yeah, I wanna see!
Let's go!
No doubt.
Smooth!
Smooth, no debt!
Smooth as a baby's bottom
I'll be the judge of that
Judge it.
Yeah, judge it.
Come on.
Judge it bro.
Smooth.
I ain't really finna tell y'all how to get away with murder and shit. Aye! Aye!
Murder bless your travel gate
and murder bless your trap
Fire on the rail, I wrote to you That lil bitch got out of tune, Hit the ass fat, I'ma smack too.
Mowdy on my wrist, one bust down.
Might as well let me in the door pound.
Up or down?
Down up up!
Alright... You get on both sides of these snails. Up, up, down. Alright!
You're good on both sides of these snow?
Jj I'm gonna open this wall
Oh shit
Reloading! I'm inside.
Dead!
Let's close the army, let's close the army!
Can you go back to army?
Come in the beast, come in the beast.
He just fucking slammed my fucking...
Let's go! Come on!
4-0 every game!
Don't fuck with these motherfuckers, come on Jaden
Pistol window fuckers come on Jaden
pistol whip that bitch pistol with that
chat to my buddy in my face too. Yeah. That little baby, I had to. If her ass fat,
I'ma smack two.
Body on my wrist
and it busts down.
Hit your bitch from the back
and she can bust down.
God, this song's hard as fuck.
Yo, yo.
I'm coming for a 2KD this season. It's a Genji era! Come on bro!
Come on.
After we go all-
I'm not playing ranked in my main again, bro.
100 wins 0 losses that's kind of calm i'm not gonna hold you
you look hella tired you good bro richie stop manifesting this i'm on i'm on nba showing it off not showing that like you're like giving that shit
a light and attention that kid wants you to get off bro he doesn't want to see
you winning yeah no not banned whoever said that exactly
he doesn't want to be the number one champ bro yo don't hit me with a pussy share whoever said
that in chat that us i'm fine man Get the fuck out of Rich's head please.
Get him banned from Siege too.
Bro you guys know bro if we get to like 8pm we're good for the night.
We just this is the worst part though.
We've just got to get to 8pm bro.
I want to see a platinum round my name and i'll be gone in a second. For the night we just this is a nuggets and I'm good, chicken nuggets and I'm good.
They have a solace? Yo Brody! The fucking solaces got nerfed this season you dumbass!
Yo they have a bow, they have a bow. You dumbass! Yo, damn about it. Damn about it.
Chocolate.
Oh my god I'm getting spawn peeked!
Wait... that's the jammy...
Yo, that's the A-star.
Nah they went past, they went past.
Where?
Small closet, small closet.
Customs.
Customs!
Yeah customs, go ahead.
One's workshop.
Workshop!
Go ahead with customs last thing. very late
all that and Raiden, Raiden, Raiden! Oh we just-
RAAAIDEN
Oh I'm getting sold.
Oh I'm getting sold.
Oh I'm getting sold.
You see a shadow right there?
Right there?!
Bro you saw it in shadow!
That's a fan that was in the air.
Listen to me close!
Nooo that wasn't a shat-
I swear i didn't sell you Dixie
Okay that was a fan, sorry
Why am I getting team killed and shit though?
Like now my mental's in the gutter.
Yo but this is why I wanna get like stomping
in bro because y'all are pissing me off like real bro Because y'all are pissing me off
Like real shit, y'all are pissin me off bro
No no no
Real shit y'all are gonna piss me off
Y'all are going to piss me off
No no Cut cut that out man i'm gonna
yo keep complaining about how you're tired bro something's flying in this
party bro damn something
y'all are annoying as fuck.
Bro, and just stop talking about it! Like you're making yourself more tired.
Fuck that's what a fucking coward would do bro.
Okay your tired, stand on business bro. Drink a fucking coffee.
Smoke a blind, drink some beer
If your tired just stand up while you play
Do the Iowa method
Lock it in mate Come on
I'm gonna lock in bro
You guys just trapped me
He's lowkey the proper
up Whatever you do, don't let me lock in.
Whatever you do, don't let me lock in!
Whatever you do, don't let me lock in.
Watch what I do for this drone.
That's a mon level of fashion. Yeah, that's a new level of fashion.
Thanks for the drone pancake!
Fucking dog shit clown so so He killed me trying to kill mingo what
he shot through mingos head bro we got
come out of there Yeah, come at it. I can't do this shit.
Yo, stop it!
I got two bitches on my team talking about how tired they are going 0-3 bro.
Can you join?
These guys are pissing me off. No! Jay's bitchin'
Listen, listen snake them for me score Lou T-Seg
Run it, hold it chat hold it chat hold it chat hold it
Chat hold it chat hold it chat holding my lose every game
chap hold it chat hold it we might lose every game who do i play with the are whining
no no no no where do i? The bitches that are crying or like
Bro cause are y'all gonna bitch bro?
Cause y'all are bitching bro
You're going to lose the game with score though
He's ass
Nah stop it just sell on me
What up bitch? How's everyone doing?
No Zach you feel like that's not Zach that shit was horrible right?
Yes my sense feels dogshit
Oh my god.
I've been watching Max all day today,
so I'm good.
How do you even change it?
Can you fix it?
Is Richie even talking?
No,
I'm here.
Oh my.
That's,
I'm not reading chat the rest of the fucking stream.
Everyone just shit-talking me.
Hey, stop it.
Fuck that, bro.
Yo, bolt it, please?
National be an asshole day.
National be a fucking jerk off day to me for some reason.
Alright, chat! The poll is up!
The poll is up!
I went three. Lee?
Fuck, bro.
I'm gonna actually... Dude, if I don't get a kill this round I swear I'll smash my door in bro.
Please do that shit on stream
You can't see it bro
The only thing is Lou is's annoying as hell bro.
Is your sense field delayed?
Yeah my sense is fucking awful on this new rash ass garbage update.
They left a table they were like yo!
The game's running smooth let's go fuck up something.
Fucking jerk offs.
I'll strap.
I just impact in a drone.
Oh my god i'm lost.
Let's drop the new season and let's add a twist to it.
Let's go fuck up the new season. So let's add a twist to it.
Let's go fuck up the sensitivities.
Nice one, Rainbow.
All right, I'm going to catch up.
Don't be mad if I keep nice though.
I haven't even felt like the...
Yeah, I think we need a comp game. That's why we're not passionate bro. Bro it's just you! It's you bro!
It's you and Jayz! Stop shitting on them!
I got some private oh my god ask that
after
your location has been compromised. um I'm going to try and get the so so Oh shit loser. so so Please stop comparing me.
You're starting up a new whip, I'm starting up a charity. okay okay I gots a head though no? No head?
I mean, I shot this guy in the cranium
CCCC and escape
Stop stop stop stop stop stop
yep I'm back in business. Black and blue, black and yellow. Come on Richie. Yup, decapitate that bitch.
What do you mean let you know when to kill?
Woah they're trying to kill me!
Woah woah!
Yo yo hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
It's T- fax score...
Blue...
Stomping...
And shreds.
Jesus bro.
Tell him to go get hobbies.
Tell em' to get hobbies.
Mama say 3, 2, 1
Don't give countdowns I'm not getting-
40 hours no sleep bro
Bro hang up bro
I don't care bro, Jinxy wants to do it
Hey bro Yeah, I bet. Let me know in the queue. Here's what I'm saying.
If Stompanum want a Q-Slide...
If Stompanum want a Q-Slide...
It's a Jinxy era! It's a jinx era I know I didn't bro, I brought you with me.
What? I got with him?
I'm not with him.
Wait are we just gonna start off the season at.4 KD8
Wait Brad be for real, are you in my lobby bruh?
What up?
Richard your hoes Wait I'll literally Wait Brett be for real, are you in my lobby Brett? What up? I promise you I'm not.
Wait! I'm literally queuing, I'm not even trolling bro
Bro
I'm out of the lobby
What?!
Everybody leaves squad if he's not
Everybody leaves squad if he having Richie invite us.
Wait, are you guys playing pranks on me?
No!
Alright.
I'm going to dickshot you.
Invite me.
I had a restart my app.
Bro, I gotta take a piss. Yo, invite me, invite me. I had to restart my app, I had to restart my app. Bro, I gotta take a piss.
Yo invite me, invite me.
If Soprano then queues us bro like that's our-
Like now it's time to lock in you know what i'm saying bro?
Like that's our chance bro.
Like to pull out hat out of our asses bro.
Fucking letters bro.
Time for contract letters.
I'll be back, invite me bro! I'll do it in like two minutes.
I'm gonna go piss.
That's 2.5
The score on mouse?
No, no you gotta tell Jinxie that.
You gotta tell Jinxy that.
Wait wait wait!
Jinxy's gonna get pissed.
Tell him to say that when Jinxy gets back. Are you serious bro? I'm not waiting. Say that when Jinxy gets back.
I'm not waiting.
Say that, say that when Jinx gets back.
He's not gonna answer you bro.
Did he fucking knows you bitch. I need an invite!
Alright then.
I'm just fine man my bad bro.
My uv is good and i'm not even trolling.
The game just fucks me bro.
The game just fucks me i swear.
Nah bro i gotta reset my phone. Bro I gotta reach the map again
Invite Manko, you got Manko?
You don't care so much bro
Chill i dont have my fist in mind, I got my fist in mind.
I'm going to lay down.
Score's on Miles and...
Wait! I'm not playing that
Score in lieu of our miles, cintra play legit
That's what score said
Play legit bro
That's corny as fuck
Can i get an invite to the lobby then?
I'm fucking laying there.
I just wanna be able to use the bathroom.
Oh this ubi shit never wants to work.
That's when he leaves the bathroom.
Invite me in my view of his weapon.
Oh my god bro...
I'm not gonna lie to you! Oh Yeah, but Richie room is a burnish
And I face come on to you? No, I can't lie but my eyes look better.
They're trying to Q-snipe?
Yeah, Evan, I can't lie, my eyes look better than shit.
I need an invite.
My eyes are blacked out.
Are y'all ready?
No.
You can keep going, wait!
I just kept having joining, joining.
Yeah Jinkx here.
The king is here.
When- I'm not trolling, deadass.
When Jay was on the phone with Lou,
I'm deadass.
We were saying like,
oh you have score in T-Pack?
He was like,
oh you guys got Jinxy.
Like what a straight face he said that.
I'm glad he said that. T t-pack hasn't won since 2021
and score has a one six twenty nineteen cue the game get him in here let's go all right
am i playing my server group i'm thirty seven thousand times both of those dogs they're in the I'm 37
And the line is talking shit though
Yeah, that's not a point five yesterday
On Friday against plumbers
Like five and fifteen come over all right, I'll join out thrown out throw down Jordan bro
Our team is just objectively better bro like get this shit going who's these on areas all right three
whoa we're stopping at brother by bitch by
bitch by where stop it ab what where my son at?
That'd be too much of a cue
If we get him it's gonna be out 15, we're gonna get a little click watch he's gonna click on 15 watch
Didn't get them we're dead talking
we're not going to get the movie we would have got an f-15
we would have gotten everything new season bro and we're on the most populated server. Oh, bro.
I'm tired but I'm not like I'm getting number one chance.
What is this?
Is that Aiden? What is that? Is that Aiden?
AIDEN!
Whack ass haircut. I know you're not talking
dude 15 and 0 is kind of silly no this is silly
no 15 and always silly i can't wait to see you fly 15. Oh, it's kind of silly
Yeah that gold is mental talking me over this ugly cold it is ugly. Gold is ugly.
Connection failure?
Nah, I'm gonna break something.
Bro but it's only us though bro. Yo join me bro.
It's not fucking loser ass Jaina who is attacking towards us.
Bro, it's only us bro!
We don't have like four of them classes.
Bro join Mingo.
He doesn't even ask questions.
Yo Aiden!
Get him out of the mic bro all right am i amazing holy fuck bro
yo this better be happening to others hello
adan was good brody it's good soiden, do you like my haircut?
You're bald.
Yeah bro it's good!
Yo Richie invite invite Mingo.
Oh it's happening this night?
Three day booster! Three Day Renown Booster.
That might be a map if you got a game, that might be the map.
3 Day Renown Booster!
We don't have that drone popped.
Bro I wanna get in the plow!
I'm gonna cry!
66 and 0, come on.
Yo look, and oh come on look I need to lock in all what I'm door dashing bro I just
always gotta give me energy see that's
the thing bro you can't nothing jinxing
nothing on DoorDash is going to give you energy, bro, because that's all dog shit food.
Yeah, but I want to get a sweaty pizza.
That's going to make you crash like it's gonna make that's gonna make your
Ridiculous okay here. I'll give you some options
Bro McDonald's nuggets will have me levitating. You have to trust me on that
Yeah, I think you got those
Bro
We're playing these guys
These guys are pretty good
McDonalds nuggets will have me floating
Let me get 20 of them bitches
Oh shit we need to-we need to-we need to stop that now.
Sweet and sour.
Yeah, yeah come on. That's about to last.
Wait McDonalds has 40 nuggets now? Ooooooh!
Chalk my stomach.
Want to play an emote?
Yeah.
Yes, yes, yes.
Bro, I just ordered
40 nuggets.
Holy shit.
Bro, border's good!
We can flood on border
Bro guys, guys, guys
Team flooded Oregon
Bray you remember what we did
School on the outer roof Bray, you remember what we did on Oregon. I can't lie, yeah. I know, we didn- Swung the Alvaroom.
Deadlifes too?
Vela?
Vela, yes.
Vela, Oregon...
Cafe, club...
We were dialed bro.
Cafe!
Cafe!
Our worst maps was like bank and shit.
Those were our worst maps.
Yo how is it that every time I order chicken nuggets from McDonalds you guys say employee discount?
I don't fucking work there!
Yo!
Chad, I don't work there, bro.
Bro, 40
nuggets is $15. You know that's not real meat.
Wait what?
On God on DoorDash which actually gouges the prices it's still $15 so 40 nuggets could be even cheaper.
I mean you gotta be on Playd a discount bro like normal I don't fucking care. Bro
Alright
Someone said
Diddy Discounts Donkey Aim, Bro Like someone said diddy discounts bro likes being ugly Q central Charlie I know you
did not just tell me to cue Central you are terrible what the fuck it's 15 put What? It's $24 for me.
What the fuck, it's 15 for me.
Put it on God Jay!
Jay 40 nuggets is 24 dollars for you I swear to god it's 14.99 for me bro i was kind of locked last game i
can't hold you bro right just like fun constantly got
games bro i hate these little like 10 minute breaks in between each game
yeah it like It like kills me.
Check Twitter, check Twitter
One second
I think I broke my wrist
Damn Jay like...
Damn.
Finally now we can float. Now we can float, now we can float.
Yeah bro, bro, bro.
Nothing to think about.
Let me tell you about that.
Yo Vital's team is not doing good huh? Have they been losing or just gonna cancel?
Yeah, Lunar though? I don't know.
I think they're going to cancel a lot though.
That low took I was going against before.
Which one?
The low took, I've seen his name in like the.
No, these guys are champs.
Yeah. Come here! like on the lower side no i think these guys have champs yeah come here
out of your bag I need a stem. Out of here, babe!
Rappel?
Jay how you doing over there?
There's a slit on that window, J.
Deadass at X.
Yeah bro I just need to make it through these two hours probably and I'll be fine bro.
I'm out of the group.
Picking at it silly, Jinx.
Jinx you're peeking at it silly
I'm in a goofy mood though
They got army wall
Wait i'm jumping out hold on
Twitch is 5 HP Twitch is 5HP! I shot him in the fucking cranium.
Hello!
How's he alive?
Wow, that guy had crazy recoil on god which is five hp no random knees running these enemies
oh I mean something on the yellow standing on the other three power him sitting on
the other standing on the other shot cam
second time it's been nice to be shoot twitching a fucking lot ankle and Nice, Twitch's out of HP.
Shoot Twitch in the fucking ankle and she's dropping.
Good wallbang Richie I love that shit.
CC lit!
Okay Brett okay Brett I like that. Let's see it. Okay, Brad.
I like that, right?
I like that.
Right now we're number four and we need Richie in the game.
What do you mean number four?
Like we are the fourth team? we're the fourth team yeah the 14th scenario and You got J9. Scenario? And the EU kids.
It's the DDoSers,
EU kids,
J9 and us I think.
Bro how is there still
DDoSers?
It says kiss my DDoS.
I don't know what that is.
Bro, none of them got banned yet bro?
Why did you text the devs or some shit?
Yeah, kiss my DDoS. Kiss my DDoS number one.
The kid named kissmydoss I did campaign number one so you know i don't think it's probably a little defense and i could have been five-a-money at them yet only properly three forty ban them like now or they're not gonna get banned.
I mean, yeah, it's only 340 or 350.
Let's give him some time.
Yo, don't you want to mic like that bro you're making me yawn. No no chill chill chill
You can't yawn, that's hot mental. That was my brother
Yo yawns hot mental
Jay That was my brother, that was my brother though! Yo, yawns hot mental. Chill Jay- bro, Jay don't moan and nobody yawn
I'm silly for this
I'm selling for this. Shut up! I'm gonna lose it!
Yeah, did that get refired?
Let me see.
Okay, bad word.
Nice good shot. And top E's!
Path 4 dead!
Top E's.
NICE!
Get this motherfucker. Get this motherfucker.
Dock me dock me dock me cocksucker.
Thank you.
That's pretty brutal, bro.
Sorry.
In armory!
Going top metal!
Oh my god.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I don't know, bro. Fine. In armory!
Going top metal!
And- and office both upstairs.
Richie give me a big Italian nuts come on motherfucker.
Come ooooooon!
One more Richie one more overheat on his bitch ass he fears the weapon this car's gonna go he fears you give him that pistol.
Yo one of them is KD glitching Where at bro don't kill him
Right there! Stuck in that corner. Stuck!
Come on!!!
Oh he's back. No he's back.
No more of that yawning shit.
Yeah fuck the yawn shit. That's no flow state.
Yeah, fuck the yawns.
Talk all the yawns.
Yeah, it's flow state.
The one guy, KissMyDDoS has a.3 KD too.
Bro, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Hold on. They're not... How do you know they're not banned? When was their last game? Was it like recently? I mean they are number one!
Bro if the last game was recently then they were not banned.
He has DDoS in his gamertag man!
Bro, his last game was 16 minutes ago.
Hey hey hey hashtag RichieCharm, come on let's go bro i'm losing this
bro this guy is tonight still not tonight bro that ass bro this guy's number one in the world
i thought you had connection here.
His name is KissMyDDoS
Wait wait wait
He has a 0.3 KB
Why does this guy left the game and not join back?
Wait wait why does this guy left the game and not join back?
Don't even start that, don't even start that
Is he booting
If this kid's fucking bloodline band if he boots us from
Get his cousin banned bro like everyone that place
Yeah everyone that plays season Bro, this is not good. None of these DDoS's means anything if they don't get banned bro.
We're gonna be like the number 22
Oooh though
Ooh dog share random bro you're from fuckin'
Bro what?
Chat I'm trying bro
I'm trying to help the game here
Those people DDo some of that arm man Oh my god.
He's getting my ass me so Yo, Brake, you killed Twitch, Bray? You killed Twitch? I have bomb. Yeah, I have bomb.
I have bomb.
All right, bruh, bruh, bruh.
Bruh, you didn't kill Twitch, huh?
Aren't we tripping, Bray?
Yeah, I swear you're tripping.
I killed Twitch.
No, I don't think I'm tripping.
Shut up.
Shut up, Jay.
Jay, shut up!
Oh my god. He's outside main door.
He's outside main door now.
There's two.
There's two.
Hold on.
That was a crazy angle.
I think you guys missed the bomb.
Nah, nah that definitely was crazy.
We might have to drop the bomb.
We're gonna go back and get it.
We're going to try to get it. We're going to try to get it. We're going to try to get it. I think they just make the bomb.
Nah, nah it definitely was Twitch.
We might have to drop the hatcher dude.
On my door! On my door!
One's above on us.
More about me, gang.
I need these last two of you to watch.
Oh, just hacked the game inside of a cop. Probably dropped site.
On me! Push on me! Shut up!
She's planning.
Dad?
In workshop!
Bottom main door.
This kid's playstyle is so bad
You are terrible bro I promise
Gonna crash the fuck out
I'm getting chicken nuggets all right dude i'm going to get chicken nuggets
with like oh my god he's in inside insight hopped
in the window the double windows
mingo is actually the best PlayStation player.
MINGO!
I have a juicy KD on 3, oh my god... Do you have a better KD than you today? I don't care. Here's what I'm going to do, bro. Ready?
Yeah dude.
I'm going to get you out of here.
You're not getting away from me.
I'm going to go in and kill you.
I'm going to take your ass.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you what I'm going to do, bro. Ready?
What are you gonna do?
I'ma get 40 nuggets, 4 boxes of 10-piece nuggets and I'ma have a four...
I'm gonna be fucking floating bro. I promise
Fork into nugget nugget into mouth
McDonald's fixing the chicken nuggets from mcdonald's are so 50-50 though like sometimes they're like hella good i think it's zero a hundred i think it's just fake meat every time
yeah right it's like swelteringly hot though.
Dude last time I ate that, the deadass felt like plastic.
I'll probably take a couple sips of vodka so I can't really taste the nuggets cause it's gonna taste like shit.
But I will be floating!
Yo, this kid is AFK
He's getting decapitated if he doesn't get back to that controller
Amaro Sandwich, Amaro Sandwich!
Nah he left. Talk it.
What if we just spawned and then we can't move?
Yeah that'd be fucking...
Mingo why are you silenced? Wait, this would be the round.
I mean he had TTV in his name bro
Only Xbox players do
That's so true, and so real, and so real.
The ass players have morals!
You guys also have a built-in criminal stuff.
Let's do it, JustinTTV.
I'm on the back of your mask.
Now you better run out here.
Coming out!
Oh!
No! There's no scope still, Jaden.
No! There's no scope. On guard!
On guard if he got no scope.
On guard if he got no scope.
Oh my god.
I couldn't even see it though bro.
He shot me with the lightbulwheel that's done by no scope.
Hold on.
F**k!
He just no scoped you with a slag wheel.
This is gonna be so mad bro
It's a ming sierra What? like I'm stuck on a fucking desk! It's like a metal desk bumping into me. This kid is so... I hate this kid.
Bro, I knocked his... We chalked a 4-0.
Oh! Chalk the tourney's dead. Oh! Jace 0 and 4!
And he's rushing in. Jay, you do not earn
the rights of rushing in. I just told you
what happened though. Nobody cares
bro. Like
Jay that's unlucky?
No it's unlucky but we just don't give a fuck G
You're like I'ma pack you Joseph. I'ma pack you Joseph and then got killed
Nah you were talking shit to him J
Nah whatever bro haha, nah you were talking shit to him Jay just to get killed
guys like we're 16-0 that's something to be happy about
we could have 20 games done we're 16 and oh guys
we're still good friends for 60 now that's good man that's what really i'm not defensive
if you lose a game then you know're not good friends anymore. Yeah no fuck all that I hate all of you if you lose
Bad job bad job
I mean Jay you remember two seasons ago
When you sold me
Hashtag what?
When your trash ass sold me, remember?
Oh yeah, I know that.
Wait did he even add like a map dude?
That's so dead.
Stopping the matter down one two.
Yo yo listen listen
We don't care about them man we can fight them in the league.
Yo, let me call out the push here.
Let me call out the push.
Yo, I have the push.
Yo, bring a buck and spawn on me.
Spawn on me right now.
Spawn on me right now.
Right now. Right now. We're rush planting. Oh my god, we're rush-planting.
Yo, we're flying in the bathroom.
We're going window, right...
Let's jump the window, let's jump the window.
Yo! Get on my window real quick, get on my camera real quick.
Jay jump in. Richie got my camera?
Jay jump in. I'm going right.
Y'all wanna plant behind like...
We'll plant thing here in this corner and I'm gonna vault down.
Jaya flash for me, Jaya. I know. That's how you play Siege.
SHIT DAMN LOSER!
Fucking losers, give me that fucking elo.
Fuck all of them.
Yup.
I see crazy and i make plays on the 10-1 that's okay be both
not alone
dude I would get a sucker dick for
attending one game or another bring me
like 1.8 or something let's go boys another victory I'm a host, I'm a host, I'm a host. Wait my nuggets are here
Darren just texted me
I'm at your gate let's fucking go
Richie just muted and said he thinks you're gonna get off soon
Wait what? I never said that bro.
Yeah bro, because of the delay.
I'm sure the delay caught up bro.
Did you sneak this in?
Nah bro, nah Jay's busting balls cause he's bored bro.
Fuck outta here.
Did you sneak this in?
Bro, I don't know.
I'm getting- no I don't wanna.
Oh, okay.
Okay, so we're just gonna go ahead and do it.
We're going to play a little bit of a game. We'll see who gets the most points. We're going to have a little bit of a battle. bro
i'm getting nine on him
i like that imma go lay down on my couch bro. If i fall asleep then you guys gotta catch up
It's a jinx era
Yo Richie apparently the EU kids are getting off too bro this is so W Sierra
It's beyond right now, I think this is the time i think i'll be up in like an hour like i'm gonna be wide awake like an
hour and a half yeah actually like right now
i'm tired as but like i feel like if i I'm gonna fight through it
Mike tell me like I but look
You're gonna get double crashed down if you do that.
Yeah, I know.
That's why I don't want to get in your dream.
Saffy, Saffy, Saffy. yeah
don't think right now is my eyes a hell of ass
oh bloody shot first pick. Not surprised there.
I'm gonna have to stop and make the ult baton. Where's my nuggets? I actually see a heat- Oh, what the fuck? Are you 15 year old or 16 year old?
Uh, I'm currently
16 year old bro.
Was good job was good bro
But good huh man what's good was good but good honey
wait you cast nasty
Oh Oh, why can't we find the fucking game? Oh!
Find the game.
Alright, what is my own floor?
Ah, one second I want to check uh no we gotta make it out
yeah you know later game shop
and looking at was terrible attack okay
all all That was good EK. Oh my god.
Oh my god!
We just got saved. that's it You fuck with the dark layer thing
Uh as the flash
Jeff
Fuck with that bro
Yeah
I like it
But my screen actually
Just got picked black
Yeah, like I think he used to it
Yo!
Hey shout out to my DoorDash driver Darren
These nuggets are hot as hell G!
Big ups Darren
That's love
Big ups Darren
We playing Big ups Darren. Thank you again? Who we playing?
Yo, can you pass me one of the...
G I hear you on the microphone just buy it
Nah sure sure.
Dude! Yo this is a nugget type of game I might go 0 and 6
Oh my god
Wait wait wait how much do you have?
I know Jinxy actually ordered 40
40 is crazy Do you really fuck with Jinxy?
Like what kind of question is that? When, when I get Chick-fil-A
I do order 30 nuggets and they give out 30 rush for me.
Brains!
Dude because Jay, Jay
Chick-fil-a don't fill you up though
You gotta get like some extra shit
I swear the initial meals did not fill you up I have to like some extra shit. I swear, the initial mules do not fill you up.
I have to be getting extra shit on some big back shit.
I'm a big back boy.
Yo what's good?
Remember when we were talking about
the 50-50 nuggets? Yeah yeah yeah. Oh my god these are good on god dude dc i wish i had those
the other day i ordered mcdonald's at four o'clock in the morning i thought it was gonna
slap like it was one of those nights bro Oh, you know what i'm saying? Yeah
Nuggets were terrible
Get me the fuck off flores
This is all this is all talking to you about fucking Happy ever after they like really hold me, wait wait wait
On Twitch? No no no no it's not on twitch
It's on Flores bro
I'm talking to you about the Flores glitch
I wasn't joking with you I wasn't joking with you bro.
Bombing the square, bombing the square.
Was that us upstairs? Yes sir!
We're playing a decent mouse here right now. there
we're playing a decent mouse right now
yes PS mom delby not you mouth of the
expert study
don't they whatever down Nah, if you mouse on PS4, you gotta be studied.
Yo are they- Are they up or down?
I got 50% chance of a bomb. How does lobby look?
Lobby looks pretty free.
Jay do you wanna flood stop some shit?
Go redstone! That was fast, he's going for that.
That's Tom better than you and your mother
Your father, your brother, your sister
Come on bro, fuck his family
Kidding!
He's like a defuser.
Walk up the square!
Watch out for the square.
We gotta kill the square guy, no? We gotta kill the square guy.
Yeah he might flank me.
What the ping?
I'm gonna go under cam, I'm gonna go under cam.
Where's Square Guy?
He's going up banana's going up Banana.
Shut up, shut up! We win this bro, come on.
Who was the winner of the last game bro.
If you wanna wait for me, I'm gonna come up and nano.
Yeah.
Second.
Ray can you sit in my camp please?
Yeah I gotcha, I gotcha G.
Oh he shot it! Shot it, shot it, shot it. I'll give, G. Oh he shot it! He shot it, he shot it, he shot it.
I'll give you another one.
He's in conference lane down.
I'm gonna go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to go get him. I'm going to go get him. I'm going to go get him. and uh... conference line down
in Oh, fuck.
Ohhhhhhh... Worst timing bro.
Fuckin' mother fu-
... Wait, wait then he picks it? Then he picks it?!
I hate this game.
How did you get to the square?
As soon as I walk in, he just walks up
Yo guys! You are downstairs
We gotta lock in.
Let's go, let's go!
Wait do you guys think we play proper?
I don't know if we lose this round it might be some like-
Like tragic new paddock.
I can't lie.
We have to win this round.
Yeah.
I mean bro...
You wanna just go D-
You want us to go default bring the doki?
Rome Claire? Bro, if it goes 0-2
You know what they said though JXQ, quitters are never winners bro
Come on let's go
I mean you do have Yang
Have execute too, JT.
We can go Ying Grim Doki. Let's do a Ying Grim Doki.
Ying Grim Doki let's do a default.
I think we play fundamental now before it gets too late, you know?
You gotta have an echo!
The last thing we wanna do is start trying when it's 0-2.
Can you go Doki bro?
These kids definitely look decent.
They have like 100 stats. These kids definitely look decent.
They have like a hundred-star dev on the setup, yeah I have it in my right hand.
This kid just got the luckiest timing of his life on me bro.
Bro default shit bro, Jay's gonna thermite serve and then me and Richie are just going to get active on the hatches
Bro someone whether it's Mingo or Bray could go garage like in the last 30 seconds. That shit's good.
Miko, you wanna throw him square down and I'll throw him open? No, I got packed! You want to go square or square?
Hey, you want to do it with me and open?
I'll fucking slam this shit on his back.
Okay, no one opened.
On the scale of...
I'll be honest with you bro.
I think we're good.
I don't know what's going on here.
I'm not sure if they're gonna get us out of there.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Okay, no one opened? Yo yo on the skillet
I figured- and barbwire takes damage bro
Jay get on my cam Jaden
Tell me when this kid walks away Jay
Oh man, Jay.
Jay you're on my cam? I mean like now the push is chalked though, Jay.
You have to bait there bro.
Jay get on my cam!
This kids gonna piss me the fuck off.
Let me know when I call!
The kid walked away and Jayce was on top of it. Like nah, kick him out the party bro, I'm being so done ass.
Two miles on server...
Yo, let's hit Mingo, let's hit Mingo.
You guys just wanna do an elevator? I don't have the garage holes. Yo, Mingo's in garage. Migo's in garage.
You guys just wanna do an elevator?
Bro but they have a diffuser and dirt.
Mike what are we gonna do?
Just swing them?
Yeah, I mean we gotta take blue here.
I could drone server.
They don't have a mirror on there.
Oh yeah, I know.
I'm not sure if you can see it.
I think that's where he is.
He's probably right over there. I don blue here. I could drone uh... server
They don't have a mirror
Can we do back hatches?
No he's playing bomb listen listen
Bro it's all mine we can fucking ying this kid out bro
Which bomb which bomb she's on my i'm
i have a cam one I'm gonna drop server, Diggs. Look at it! Oh, I can't even move it though. Alright look, when I'm blue steps...
There's no one here.
You could...
Alright look, smoke shotgun, smoke shotgun on the steps.
Can you get them all?
Yeah, yeah.
I got a gun.
I have a gun.
I have a gun.
I have a gun.
I have a gun. I have a gun. I have a gun. One on blue steps, listen, listen Pixie. You can- alright look, smoke shotgun,
smoke shotgun in the steps,
Wamai inside server okay?
Alright, Wamai's ying, I'm gonna yin
smoke and run out here
I gotta come back, I got a comeback. Hold his comeback, hold his comeback.
And one server rack Jc.
Server rack!
I'm gonna grim him from him
weak week week i'm a grim, give me a second.
Dad come on Richie we do this shit!
Come on Richie, come ooonnnn!!
That's what we fucking do!
That's what Legion, me and you bro. Utility first.
I ganked the smoke
He ran to Richie
Rengar walked him down.
So Jay, you're gonna die and go-
Same off.
What can you do about that?
Also Jay!
Yo, jaded in, jaded in, jaded in, jaded in, jaded in, jaded in!
We know these guys are mousers.
They're probably the best team we've played.
Why taking a 50-50 gunfight with an insurfer?
We need to debate bro because if you can't hit that wall that puts me on edge. They're probably the best team we played. Why are you taking a 50-50 gunfight with him in server?
We need to debate bro, because if you can't get that wall
Like even if you were better than him, bro
You're even if you win that gun fight 60 percent of the time
That's still a sell bro. Yeah, yeah, right
Because if you die the round is chalk child I'm gonna get together right my
dad was my mom still rose the reason to
fight that guy brothers nobody just say
I'm so sorry I'm sorry hey you're
everything your fucking daughter why
every team go straight bro let's each other yeah that was beautiful Me and Richie are fucking dying bro. Hey, Richie! Good shit bro.
That was beautiful bro.
That's how you play?
Okay they're gonna be down.
If you were swimming in a fucking pool of bees,
you couldn't do nothing.
And I walked his ass down.
Same shit, same shit.
Yo, okay. I mean not the same shit because we did that kind of like scrap together but
No no get Jay on track right now Jinxy betcha he'll hit you drone inflected
Only thing is bro if Jay's flooded over there I don't even know if he should push that.
If there's a guy on his blue stairs and the guy has to serve
No no it'll be fine.
Just don't die Jay you're the most important light in this game
That's one time-time thing.
See, I can hold that for you if you want to float.
You're good! I mean Jay obviously when you walk in just look at the door because I can't see behind it but in the room is good.
In the room is good, Jag. You're good.
Moki? Maybe try to get a kill?
Alright, I'm off-cam.
Good job.
I think he's making rota right now.
They do not know you're in.
Gray...
What did that dude just say? Look at him. I don't know you're right. Yo, yo, yo.
Rich do you want to go in the kitchen?
No one printer No ones back open'm going to check all the corners
now. They have a cave! What are we going to do?
Brava?
If he can't brava,
we've got to do back.
On the left. Crouch.
I'll get the back hatches now?
He's focused on the cam, focus on the cam!
He's prone under the door, prone under the door
Focus on the cam. I'm throwing another cam
Throwing another cam, Mingo throwin' another cam Mingo
Throwing another cam right now
That's him that's him
I'm turning up
I can't die Yo You wanna make a garage, Migo?
Yo! Bray is there anybody who can hack these?
I might drop the back hatch.
Hold on.
I'm dropping Ellie i might drop out I'm on me, I'm on me. Come on!
Let's fucking go!
That shit guys. GO!
They can't do nothing about the Ying's ram.
I mean, what CAN you do? Sub it and
spoilt right here, nothing is happening there.
There are bugs all over your face and you can't see is that lumen's first game wait
they're down three fours forward. That's crazy, that's crazy.
I gotta go
if you have
that.
Playing with
that team on
the first day
of the season
is just
aura bro.
You're about
to leave us
for them!
Oh it's
because LeBron is over there bro. They have Lebron like...
And you guys were pissing me off on God.
You guys are bitching. I would not even consider that a deal.
Nah, I can't lie Richie. Don't say you got it.
It was Jay and Richie.
I was talking. Jay was talking to you. That's why Jay and Richie. It was Jay and Richie. I was chalking, Jay was chalking you that's why
Jay was like moaning
Jay was definitely the number one chalker though
He was the number one Chalker
Yo Jixi was like bro we're gonna hit plat anytime soon and Jay was like no it's gonna be a long time.
Yeah bro.
I was like we'll be in plat then on the back end of siege but he's like you get less elo. Like bro, get the fuck out of my party, bro!
Yo, get third floor hatches, third floor hatches
Jay pop those, pop the cyclones
You ass fat I'm a smack too Bop those. Bop the site once.
You ass fat, I'm a smack too!
Happy ever after...
I'm gonna an E-2
He's coming Someone should play open I'm gonna try to get you next.
Someone's supposed to be open, somebody's slow. Got it! Someone definitely is slow.
They're definitely going to pull the garage guys.
Yeah, draw inside.
Open window it's a nomad.
Nomad open window?
I'm gonna open the server hatch.
Oh... Oh. I have a circle?
No, I don't have a circle.
Rush!
Rush!
Rush!
Rush!
Rush!
There he is.
He's dead. He's dead. rush gotta kill him he'say. He's one.
He is one. Let's go.
Let's fucking go, Bray!
33
Serve! Serve!
Last two served, Mingo. 100%.
They knew!
Let's go Brad.
Yup. Yup.
This kid is getting shot. yeah yeah I just looks up the hatchet
Yo stop it Lost by the way
Lu went O and A I'm not even trolling
Yo Lu just went O and A on mouse
You wanna go down with like U-Till, K-tube.
Yeah yeah yeah.
We can do K2.
K2 Echo.
K2 Echo Clash?
Yo get an echo in garage bro Ricky I know you don't want to do it but we gotta win this game these guys are decent
Nah bro i'm good at echo
I feel like we said k2 too early, but it's cool.
They're definitely gonna be stream-signing it,
but it still doesn't seem like they will do it.
They don't know how to play K2.
Yeah, I dunno.
They don't know how to match them in,
I can't lie.
Well now you just told us that.
I got hatchet.
Jay, Jay hatch is dead. Come on! Now you just told him.
No way is this a good day of fame, he's calling Lu. Yo, on-gob is gonna piss me off. He always does this shit every season.
It's like the only game that he needs to care about and he's not caring about it bro,
Like I'm gonna crash the fuck out.
Just get the king, just get the king for a job.
Yeah bro let's invite Sombra we'll just win 0-8.
Sign the King, sign the King.
Come on King please don Someone get open notches.
Get Jay the fuck out of here.
You're being annoying bro!
You're calling Lu and you're going AFK
The first round of the game,
you got first picked
and then you went AFK
Jay yeah you did! Jay lock him. This is the only game I need
you to carry.
Jay this is sick. Only game I need you to carry.
Did you throw both your echo cans?
No no no I threw one more. Make the hole bigger. I see him.
Let's see if he has a good matchup, bro.
Where do you want to... Ironing Garage with you?
It's just loot checking and we can't do nothing.
No wait wait wait, you wanna go pressure your Raza?
I mean...
I run shoddy on that car.
Try to protect these hatches Tubb!
Who's Tubb? Brett?
I'm here, I'm here, I do we even think they have a bachelor club?
Richie!
Close right Richie!
Too close right!
Two close right and drive!
Do you want to swing this?
Yo everybody come swing these kids!
They got it now.
Is he on the black car?
They're both on my team!
I'm dead
Got him I can't see. We gotta get back, we gotta get back! They know, they know!
They know we're out of position!
Where's the serve? Where? In garage. out of position
where in garage
yo he's baiting. I'm not peeking this game.
There he is.
Get the fuck off my team bro!
Damn get off my team!
I'm a fucking bot bro. Run to me rich, run to me rich. Richie bring an echo over here please
Richie can you put your other echo on the garage? Yo i'm gonna put the other one garage
Yo, Finka's like 1 HP
I hit that bitch
Remember we have bombing garage they
have to walk in and kill you once again one's on the hatch one server
that's for open they got the uh server hatch that's it
just as you can.
Both servers side.
They don't have time to rotate them!
They can't even plant.
Airplane's ill...
Come here pussy.
You've got this wall open.
Run, run, run!
Yeah yeah go to that! I'm gonna play close shotty
Get on your cam
Uh, Richie
Oh yea i have cams
Nah let me play, bro.
ECHO!
Echo again! 3-2-1
ECHO
Let's fucking go!
One more round here, this guy is outta here.
Hey Ricky we're so fundamental. Ricky, we're so fundamental.
Hey, we play by the basics.
It's fundamentals bro!
The grim and the game like come on bro
And then that 2v1
That echo
The echo and I'm holding an angle
Like bro it's just fundamental
There is nothing they can do.
I mean you can't blame him.
You can't blame him.
Can't get mad at that come on.
Come on yo one more round close this shit out.
Yeah I just want effort for one more round bro.
Bro Kobe was so funny. You can't blame him. You can't write this bro Kobe was so funny you can blame him you can
blame him
brother Colby is now call me with two
fucking a Kobe on console room yeah
that's it would be like I'll be
generational well bro you can't believe it was so
copy tax me today before the news is he was like time to go on journal without
flouting hahahahahaha haha
yo kobe and richard get funny ass
bro yeah i used to play like all the time
that was when you had no aura though, you had no aura back then.
I was bot- I was bot when I played with Kobe but like we still buy boat
I just wasn't good
Kobe's like he told me
He said he won't come to console till he makes pro games Kobe, like he told me
He said that he won't come to console until he makes pro league
That's like bro right now
He thinks if he goes to console
That he is just gonna like lose his opportunity to go to play
it i guess i don't get times is he good on
controller yeah no he used to play like years ago
but yeah but like that's like seven characters though.
Yeah, I don't know but…
I mean bro Kobe has a PC game sense he would just have to grind people.
No I'm telling you he would have to be-
He definitely was trying to get good stuff.
100%.
That's what he told me that
Yo do we have the shield? Do we have the shield for the hallway?
Nah I'll be down
This kid is gonna make these I'll be down. No, Jay has a shield! Jay's trolling.
This kid is gonna make these crass the fuck out! Why'd you put it in Jenny, Jay?
Jaden, what is that going to do, you stupid fuck?!
Oh my god... Hahaha stupid fuck God damn it bro He's available, you have to get him.
God damn it bro like why?
Y'all are stretching this game out!
Yummm
Who reinforced us? Get the hell off my plane.
I just got fucking... Yo get off that lift you fat fuckin pig!
Oh my god bro, fuckin disgrace.
Jay hard left lane, you see him the unit pit. Hard left lane down.
No!
Deep square, Jay.
Deep square, Jay.
You know we win this.
You know what me and Jay do.
You know what me and Jay do. Double north, double north! Where we went?
You guys got this.
He's in a blender.
Jay you know what we do.
Since 2020.
Womping clouds, wompings clouds! Since 2020. Since 2020, Jay!
Since 2020, Jay!
I heard it. I heard that the last second.
Stop! Come on, Jay! Drop bomb. i heard it i heard that the last second stop come on jay
bomb conference double comfort right in conference you're right
get out of there yep
since 2020 j I don't know. It's 2020, Jay!
We can call your hall but we can't call your Janyu.
Five is enough. Just aim high. Five is enough.
Come on.
Five is not enough. Just's enough to seem high!
He's inside, he's inside.
I'm the advocate? Yes, yes.
Swing Matt.
Big Draco's Jaden.
Come on!
Come on!
Yeah Jay is the king of this shit.
Jay is the king of this shit.
Jay let's go.
2v5
I mean I killed one but...
Wait I'm 80 mil off plat
Okay I'm horny. See now I'm getting horny bro
Like this is what I'm talking about
Jay good shit send these motherfuckers packing
Send those guys packing
Yo also jay we couldn't even call your hallway you were just playing like a beta male bitch so we decided we could-
No no no there was actually a-
No!
There was a fucking hallway
No there wasn't it no there wasn't
oh my god
emerald how does
emerald look worse than plat bro
how do they manage to do that
the diamond is going to do that. The diamond's gonna look smexy. You lost yet?
Now we have it.
Smexy.
Fuck with that word Richie or what?
Yeah, I'm fucking OJ.
Oh shit...
Dude i have to rock a piss chat
Chat i gotta rock a piss chat chad i gotta rock this black game Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop it, change this title from new season going to 100-0
To a new season going 101
Oh, Lair?
Bro I think Lair is like the worst map
I don't wanna play Border or Bank though
I feel like we played that every single game
Yo can we get a
club? Can we get a club? Oh my god. Can we get a club?
No coast though!
Come on bro. We got it.
We have to play go all day today the guys of you have to 20 maximum
those good for you I can't lie That was good swinging. Fucking go.
I can't, a lot of them means I can't play rankable blue anytime soon bro.
I'm undefeated right now.
We got first clubby game of the day? First clubby game of the day?
Wiz I gotta post that shit.
These guys are one game behind? One game behind who? Wiz, I gotta post that shit. I'm gonna go right now.
So the Dossers are still in first place
Yeah, yeah, no we're the same game as J9
They got up but they're in the game right now so okay all right
so they're basically like a little like a half a game yeah yeah yeah yeah
but that's actually w though 4-0.
We played like 14 games, 15 games Yachty so probably like 13.
Yeah lowkey and then we get on top.
Bro wait! We need to get Jinxie back bro cause that ass like if we were on number 1
That would be so goated but we need to ban like ban these goddesses. I'm not even trolling
They need to fix it since but that ass you got always feel on it last game,
I can't lie.
You literally can't move your screen smoothly.
I always started not to feel it bro
but like
last game
I was actually feeling it every single round.
It was terrible bro.
Bro Stomping is changing his sense after every round.
I'm not even trolling.
That's like... that's Stomping though.
Yeah he just got the genetics bro.
See Sky changes his sense and just misses every shot.
Stompin' changes it and then just...
Yeah they went CC!
Oh did he just spawn pick?
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo I'm not gonna lie.
They just spawn peaked two of our cams bro we gotta lock the fuck in
I'm not even trolling
Wait are these kids locked like that?
We got to lock in let's go.
We might have to lock in bro
Up or down? CC!
Nooo!
Jinx is not locking her bag in?
I'm back daddy!
Hey!
Hey brothers and sisters.
Today we're gonna show you guys how to attack CCTV in cash on Clubhouse.
First things first, play the hardbreacher like a good bitch.
Second thing second, announce to your team that TheWall is EMP'd.
Hey, TheWall is bandit-ed!
Left side baby?
Right side diddy!
Yo the wall's banded in.
Oh he just fucked me bro.
Jay can you get the wall? Nah nah.
I think one dot out. Servers!
Now what we do is create a diversion.
Yeah, you gotta plant, Jay.
I'm on it, Mingo. I'm on plant.
Turtle here, Jay. Turtle here, trust me.
Turtle here, Jay. Turtle here, Jay.
Red!
Oh, Jay I didn't know.
On that dog's I didn't know. Jay, on that dog's side, I didn't know. On that dog's side,
I didn't know.
On that dog's side,
I didn't know.
Alright, it's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Whatever.
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Jaden, I'm sorry jaden
Yo Jinxy
What's it called
The Dossers are still number one.
X-ing, x-ing...
If we... No no I mean like
we could be ahead of them But we 4-0 right now
If we 4-0'd them
Nah they're 3-1'er
Nah I doubt it
Yeah I'll tell the admins
Okay
Okay bet bet bet bet
Got a little Velma
Little Velma
Where's my Velmet?
Who's the little Velma at? He needs to locate a bomb.
Who was the other one?
I don't even know, little Velma was just like...
The one up and down? Yeah, I'm trying to figure it out
Coppet?
Coppet!
So three Doxers are plat 3?
I wasn't there for that, I just heard like Skypher clutter.
Yeah these guys are fucking clones
Yo they went CC again?
Put it on doxx
Oh wait i'm going grim wait. I'm going
grim every round. I'm a grand man.
Wait, we
banned no ops? Is that aura?
That's aura.
No, Richie, that's what Stompin' was doing. Stompin' would do that's what Soppa would do.
Soppa would do that shit. You know he would.
He has teabagging in front of my drone like he's not hitting four-hands.
JT, Soppa will be like I don't even care about the bans.
Bro, I don't want to play.
Another drop 20. Another drop shop 20 like siren me.
I'll move bro, I'm just close.
Spoy take the 5!
Take away the five gift and spoy it love you brother.
Jay, I think there's a frost man at the top there.
Oh he checked my wall
We need to bottom garage open
Can we do therm? Bottom garage
No
Wait did y'all have that ass-given almost?
R2!
R2!
R2!
Bad.
Ran.
Well I ran.
Why is not getting cached?
Well my ran cashed, G.
I don't know who was R2 but I'm going to go with the one in front of me.
I think he's dead. He's dead. He's dead. ran why is that getting passed well my ran cast g i don't know who was r2 but
what my rank asked
yo on my red on my bed journal swinging
swinging swing in the breeze we get the
bracing of the breach the bridge, look at the bridge, look at the bridge!
Nice. I can plan.
Yo, cash! Cash con!
Cash con! Con! Cash Con! Con!
Ready to pet?
POSI!
You know what I do.
Flash, you have to flash this.
It's a Jay Sierra!
He's inside, he's right, he's right
Tom Brady
Wow I free-carried that. Wow. Fuck!
I bought it out.
I bought it out.
I bought it out.
Oh, is he swiping that shit?
Uh, fuck no.
That motherfucker's 37 with a child.
That was the worst thing I've ever seen.
Wait!
Wait, his PSP's valid.
What's up brother?
Dude, I'm not even gonna lie bro like
I should have won that and you actually bitch slapped me And spit in my mouth for not catching it
That's on me
What a fucking dog shit ass bald egg
Now spit on me
I'll play better now thanks daddy on me the bitch yeah we doing the blue motto?
Bro let's do...
We need to locate a bomb.
Blue motto or bohemian motto?
They have like everything available.
Like Mira, Kayde, Teem...
This is gonna be hard bro.
These kids do not run Kayde 2!
What about an ammo turn?
Or EMP's breach charges charges like what can they do
I'm done with site
so ass y'all are so weird
Valk valk
useless ops
and a Valk.
Yo, can someone snatch my head?
Can someone snatch my head?
I got Heart Breach!
You're gonna get C4'd
I have like a crazy first pick strat
Go raag Brake spawn to me right now I'm gonna try to show y'all. Garage, garage.
Wait where? Minkov still in the garage?
That was Valkyrie, that was Valkyrie.
Bro, you have to resolve.
They have no blue holes Gixi! What? No rotates, no rotations, there's one on B, one Aks, only one back arsenal. We just put blue.
Please! Main stairs, main stairs, visual main stairs. Heard him at the last second.
Visual main stairs he's gotta go main.
Kitchen hatch. Main bird on J good. Kitsnatch!
Made bird on Jay, good.
Jay fucking Ray Lewis him in the face.
Yep Jay! Bang bang!
What's going on, Jay?
I'm gonna fucking smash my mother.
Both running down main.
Y'all soloed. Wait, Y'all sold, wait y'all sold?
Pray hide or some shit.
Oh no! M go you can't die
Hey good round good round around the room
Oh my God he loved me bro, this is not bad. You're terrible.
I heard him full sprinting.
This is our platinum!
Yeah yeah it is. Let's go.
This is our platinum game.
I bet that head squeaky clean Yo I gotta make it a little fun. Yo, Mingo!
When are we starting to drink?
Bro, when are we drinking? Let me know.
I think after Platinum every rank up
after that.
Every rank up after that? So every rank up after that, we talking like
land shards or like right to vodka?
What are we talking? Cause I'll float
on landies. I don't know about vodka. Vodka might be
shooting circles around people. Land shards
I float now. That's the thing So it's up to you, bro.
You do. You do.
I float. You know what I did to you.
You know what I did.
Not too much, bro.
We saw what you did on Sky off too much oh that was bad I remember that oh oh
you remember that from all the howl no
yeah my turn these man Haha. Dude, I love tourneys man.
Chat said get the lantars rolling.
Chat, I'm kinda down bro.
Not right now, not right now. Chintzy it's 4 fucking o'clock bro. Bro
A clock well, maybe we start at 6 shot like a classy person
Yeah But Jinxy, it's 6 o'clock somewhere. Yeah... Actually I don't know if I'm here.
Dead! Ass dead.
Dead and dead?
Might have a 3d
they didn't even spawn me
i think one is going garage i'm here It's long Calling out I think they're going to go.
No, he's bucked in CC.
Rams 1 HP. Shut up, Jax!
Daddy's alive. 1HV. Oh my god.
Wait actually won here?
Jack got something to do with it.
Going down.
They're one time.
I'll come right above you.
I'm got one!
Yo, yo... where was the repeller yo jay shut your bitch ass up i didn't know there was a dude rappelling and a dude on the blue box okay all right good aim this is that
as soon as you walk in kitchen yeah I can't hold Johnny the man charts over
case trash ass.
Yo they lost the lane.
Who was 0-10 by the way? He went 0-8 then 0-2 when I last played.
The laner's only 5 and 20. 0-2 when I last saw it.
Wait, Stomping them lost again? Put it on God!
Which is... Stompings 0 and 2?! Bro, it's crazy how bad some of them actually are.
What's up, boyo?
It's not my fucking secret bro!
Game of Royale, bro! Are you fighting
ghosts?! Are you fighting the ghost of Halloween?
I saw you swerving
and doing like f**king
slide cancels bro
Oh my daughter Bray was I seen it with my daughter he was
Dude Richie. He was late wait pray pray pray we need you
Let me play let him play pretty eyes like 30 30 faces, lets go. Or like 7 but still. We also have a camp
looking up there. Lets go Bray! Flooded! Flooded!
There's a Mel-
Hey Bray he's gonna hit a Mel over here
Wait Bray why not play the hatch? No? He's in a case there? Yeah. I mean I think this is better bro.
You're good dude. He's gonna hit- he's gonna- he's in the middle. That's a good angle.
Bray that angle silly! I love that shit.
That's silly? Silly Willy?
That shit is silly. Yup!
Woah, let him plant at this point.
Go go go!
Tall box, behind tall box bray on my two pin Go, go, go! Nah I'm bragging.
C4!
Yes!
YESSSSS!!!
Come on Bra Brake.
Stomping ended?
No... Wait the King! he talked like that he went oh wait the king yo but think about it
like this right stomping's the king of this game he's
it's been a stopping arrow since 2019 and
score lou and t-fac are so bad. He went oh into in ranked bro
Like you gotta realize how badly
That's it silly that tried to that Jay I don't blame you for getting first down today
I don't blame you for getting first-rounded. I don't blame you bro.
No no but listen they played two good teams though to be fair.
Who'd they play?
They played you know Goodnight Shane
Bro are you serious?
You have no business calling those kids good.
Okay but like you're not crazy. You have no business calling those kids champs.
Yeah, yeah they're not going bro. They are like champs.
Okay! They're champs.
Dude Stomp andping chalk the king like down goes the king no the king of the king i don't know who that is I think they hit.
They definitely sold though. Nah, I mean Luzgo and 08 bro how can you not be mental Choc?
Yeah 08, Choc is firing me.
That's so choc That. That's so chonk.
That motherfucker wanted to Q-snipe, he went 0 and 9
But you already know bro
we played Lu in that game
He was so excited to play us too
Just to go all in A Get that dumbass smile off his face.
Yo, Jake!
Can you order Landis?
To you?
Not to me but can you door To you? To you? Like to door- no, not to me but like can you doordash him. It depends if they're in a local gas station.
Probably yeah.
Someone said Stomping had an attitude.
He was getting sassy. You know when he gets sassy. You know when he gets sassy.
Franklin is recruiting Stomping?
Whoa, chill.
Alright, whoa.
That's like Kevin Durant playing the Warriors.
Yo, we want Stomping. We want him.
Stop Jay!
Give me Stomping now, Franklin don't you dare.
Yo, we'll do a draft war if you have to be.
Woj!
Yo yo yo woj?
Where?!
That's the description of the mouse.
Are they booting? No chill don't talk to me. This is really mouse.
What are they booting? No chill, don't talk to me.
Nah nah they can't...
Ryan where? I did see that, mate.
Yo, Logi! No!
Yeah, my god...
Hello? Sir!
Thank you.
Dad. Yo, good game.
Get the fuck out of my game, you dog shit ass clowns.
Don't ever queue my fucking server again. You understand me,
you fucking pussy? I'm the king of this shit!
Alright, wait, wait, wait
Samba's getting recruited right now?
Not if I have anything to say
about it
Not if- not if I have anything to say about it.
Bro, stop at Indie Stream he's not giving back to us.
Sign him to a Supermax.
Yo!
Wait, I don't know that's who's selling stuff in my chat.
200 per game, come on.
Please pick up something,
My Glorious King.
Fly us in.
Slay!
Your plot guys. Oh my god. Let's go, it actually looks so much better than gold.
Bro there is like a f***ing house every time I win the game.
Forward into an automated voice messaging system
richie has a 2kd like that would you like like that me oh offloading, G.
Why don't we have Landshark cans? No, you gotta get it.
Is Landsharks like the best beer bro?
I just wanna try it out.
I float around my house with Land sharks, I'm not gonna have a floating in my house.
They only got the cans bro, chalky bro.
Yeah no, cans are so ass, I don't know how people drink cans.
That'd be Orlando, that would be Orlando.
Where we at? Who's playing?
Mmm... Free
Yo is it just me or are we 18-0 bro
I think were 18-0
Bro that sentence is silly
That sentence is silly 18-0 is a little silly
Wait this kid has a comp ass name though
Despise?
Yo ban that fuck out of sky.
Ooh all comm apps Stoppin don't know you
I mean bro it's aura he's not gonna pick up
the first one i call him
Hey! you guys don't know anything about aura? I was just calling over the phone hey, Shalex got lucky
we only played this one time like earlier bro
let's go let's go
Bro Shut up, shut up, shut up. Bro.
Yo, go to my stream right now.
I want you to show you guys how hydrated I am.
I am literally pissing missiles out of my dick right now.
Look at how hydrated I am.
Bro, yo, you took a piss every single game.
No no like here hold on it gets worse
bro this is all from today
I mean like, so all these ones have a little bit of water in them. All the back ones?
No water.
You can't put it to stop at the part.
Stopping at part! No, I saw you invite him.
Oh no...
Jay was about to be on the chopping block.
Talk Jay bro
Damn those
all your waters? Wait what
kind are those bro? Those are like top secret
bro. Those are not in my stores
You don't have the Texas Spring?
I just never look for those
Those are natural spring water from Iceland
Oh that's the best! Wait that's the best bro
The spring water is the best
Bro those are like $3 a bottle I think.
Oh damn.
I'm not even trolling.
Those are good.
Those are the best water bro.
You don't drink any tap water right?
That should have so bad for you.
I hate purified water or tap water, right? That shit is so bad for you. I hate purified water or tap water.
Yeah.
Bro, people who drink Sinclair... Wow! Stop and
end it's screen. He's chocked. Wow!
Bro, his title was going
100-0, then he made it go 101, then he ended it. Take a piss. for us i was going one hundred and eleven eight one one hundred and one
thing and take a pass
uh...
yes secure the bombs and we have to go ahead and my
nah
bro my street no
oh my dashboard just crashed I want to see a spawn peek.
Yo, yo come here Mingo! Come back back from where peek this side and pick this side i'm already down
i'm gonna stop it for the bottom Are you like missing?
Back.
Where, down the rocks?
No.
Slow it down, slaughter window!
Is there a slatherer over here?
Yeah he is
Oh he's high as hell I got be dead here. Take that. You're not dead, you're
not dead.
All right!
You'll knock me,
knock me, knock me,
knock me, knock me,
knock me, knock me,
knock me, knock me,
knock me, knock me,
knock me, knock me,
knock me, knock me,
knock me, knock me,
knock me, knock me,
knock me, knock me,
knock me, knock me,
knock me, knock me,
knock me, knock me,
knock me, knock me,
knock me, knock me,
knock me, knock me,
knock me, knock me,
knock me, knock me,
knock me, knock me,
knock me, knock me,
knock me, knock me,
knock me,
knock me,
knock me,
knock me,
knock me,
knock me,
knock me,
knock me,
knock me,
knock me,
knock me,
knock me,
knock me,
knock me,
knock me,
knock me,
knock me,
knock me,
knock me,
knock me,
knock me,
knock me,
knock me,
knock me,
knock me,
knock me,
gonna just killed
me sold out
dates? I'm Ganna just killed me. Sold out gates?
Talk Jay!
Wait, good aim Jay.
Jay, why are you looking at the trophy window?
We're playing Ganna.
Throw a window. I'll throw a window here. We're playing gunna. Solder window!
Still soldering, still soldering
He knows you know Brett
he knows you know
Yeah I got off Bro the one round I don't do my fucking run out is just so bad this shit is so s-
THIS SHIT IS SO DOM!
Fuck!
Oh fuck Fuck! 3v1.
Yeah, I think I'm getting housed soon here Mingo.
I just got 3d1 in 16 seconds
good shot rick good job rick i find the direction since our gold rank up game
i'm not even trolling anymore.
That's a good shot, Rick!
Appreciate it, appreciate it.
Wait are we number one on console?
Did we pass ranked?
Did we did we? Did we?
I don't know.
We kind of formed that game, didn't we? No, they're in 3-1.
They're in 3-1 already.
Bro, okay, hold on, hold on.
I have a question.
Yo.
How many games have we won, bro?
Are we 18-0?
I can check
Mingo's shit. Let me see.
18 wins and 0 losses.
Holy fuck, bro.
That shit is silly.
Yo now imagine 100-0?
100-0!
Hey you can't play ranked after that.
Yeah you gotta chalk rank.
Chalk rank on the main.
We didn't make two shields bro
I mean we don't need to loot one
Bro i can't lie
Welcome to I mean that fucking
Welcome to Brixton and I'm in a party with Barbies and Villains
Did you see that sketch of it? What's that?
Yeah, that shit was funny
aura, that is aura
oh okay I'm talking.
Hello guys, welcome to my RainbowSucceeds channel. Would you like to learn how to spawn peek on...
Hello? I'm gonna crash out. Where's my vault prompt? I'll literally crash the fuck out
All right, I think they nerfed us. New Nerf! New Nerf!
Alright... Hey, I'm about to lose it! I'm about to lose it.
OK, that's got to be near so I have
to do it first time.
This is bad. Who's tagged? Oh, is this inside? These rotos are tagged. Repelling bag.
I'm going to the back of that car.
Okay.
I'll go in there and get you.
Okay.
I got it.
I got it. I got it. I'm gonna go out there. Repelling big!
Highlight!
Repelling on Big Window.
He's capped?
He's droning, I'm going to hide from his drone and then absolutely decapitate him. Hold on.
Reloading!
It's more of an action than a word. reloading okay Where is my friend?
Can I get a stem bear?
Where is my friend? There's one slant, man. I mean...
There's one slant, man.
Oh, the catagora!
Someone was slammed right?
Hold on Jay.
Yo this guy's gonna fucking move man.
I don't know man. Bro this is why games hate me.
We can't drop our options cause they're just baited us bro.
Don't tell me! I'm just gonna go get this baby girl. What's up man?
Okay, I like cool gamer tags for no reason.
How do you have a cool gamer tag and play like a pussy? I don't see anyone.
Yo, I'm about to like lose my mind.
I got bomb down to 15 seconds
he's made it bro, he's full on bait I'm lagging.
I'm lagging, woah I'm lagging Woah
Bro like I can't find a soul!
Wait wait wait, Kayson just- someone just said Kayson got off in their stock.
That'd be wrong baseball game.
Wait that Choc they lost their best player.
Oh my god. They can't don't let them recruit the best player. Oh my god!
Don't let them recruit the king though
Call the King and tell him like
Bro they lost their best player
Chat, the tides are shifting
the tides are gonna hurt you again so when we start a game
they gotta find a fit still bro no way case and got it off
no way casing got off so they lost casin huh
yo so did they sell somebody like are they queuing what's the word
let me say that waiting they're waiting Did they sub in somebody? Like are they queuing, what's the word? Let me see.
They're waiting, they're waiting.
Oh!
They don't know who to get for Kassadin.
They have platform 98 RP and menu right now.
After this game we'll be right there.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, hold on.
How are they 98 RP and how are we 96 RP?
Oh...
We're at 5G.
Whoa! How does that work? I think we're gonna 5G. Woah, how does that work?
I think we're gonna get 102 right here.
It's their game, it's their game.
Alright so we gotta finish this game like mad quick.
Yeah bro, I'm trying to spawn people- Bro I think they passed the spot bro!
Where what spot?
Here bro, that plant.
Aggressive mouse.
Can't do it.
God damnit bro why is this game so good in ten seconds?
Wait he's fucking 4Qing right now
why are we on 95 ping?
oh hell no
yo, look at my ping
we're getting booted
look at me and jake's ping bro
nah nah nah
yo someone stat tracked the xbox
no bullshit someone stat tracked the x the Xbox. No bullshit, someone stat-tracked the Xbox. You can tell if they're booters.
You could tell if they're booters.
We're on defense bro, we're good. I mean they wouldn't boot if they were on attack.
I'm getting scared.
Why is Ming lost off bro?
Let me find out this motherfucker who booted the server!
Dogshit Clown.
Dogshit Clown change your name bro.
Your dog should have that name.
Oh they got a new fifth bro, fuck.
Are you ready bro?
Yes.
I got ya, I got ya.
Let me get three more kills.
Three more kills.
I'm like full on lagging.
Dot!
I need a dot.
I think I bumped you eh?
I'm coming Mingo. Coming May. I'm coming, mingo! Coming, support's coming!
We just need them to get canceled on like two times won't be good.
Y-drop We just need them to get canceled on like two times won't be good.
They're getting cheese fire?
That's mid, that's a mid pickup.
No they got studs, they got studs banned. Hold on my door is fucking locked.
On my track!
Tracks! On my trench! Trench!
He's crossing the trench. Make it make sense I'm lagging, oh my god.
I'm lagging, I'm lagging.
Lagging, lagging.
Lagging...
Don't stand up I can't give him 300 thanks come on guys
come on he's one HP. Left! Left!
Come on, Breck.
Fucking float, Breck.
Float, Breck.
Float, Breck.
Noooo brooo... Hello, right inside
No way that bro. we went from 350 to 150
Oh my god
Bro Bro, this is actually like... Damn bro. We needed that. That should have been 3-0 bro. We needed that bro.
It was a 4v2 and everybody swung. Guys come on guys
Bro i really do feel like at the end of the day it's just gonna come down to who gets off first if we not see Frankenstein
And also think that-
I mean i don't think they have the longevity
Bro if those booters get- don't get banned though, bro,
like we're playing for nothing, man.
They need to get banned, bro.
They better get banned in the next couple hours.
0-2 Loo. Owen 2 Lou.
Y'all are so fucking cringe. Dope! Dude...
Bro, what do y'all think bro?
You guys seen the booters get banned?
I don't know bro.
I don't see it happening.
Probably not the same day.
They only got banned at fucking USOP.
Shit! The D-Bosses are now six games ahead of us. They only get banned if fucking you stop playing.
There's no point in playing if they don't get banned, so if they do get banned it's...
I don't want to get met by snaps.
Hit the downstairs. If you tweet about it bro, and I'm not gonna lie if you tweet about it
I guarantee they'll get banned, I dunno.
Yeah I can tweet about how it was this game.
Well, I don't really have a hard to get to the stuff you're doing.
That an ass? Wait are they going? Ash?
Are they up? Not sure. They're almost games.
They're not up, they are down.
Oh, they're down. He came in bar maybe?
I'm droning bar hold on.
You're droning gains? Hold on I'm lagging.
It's not bar it's not bar stock we are good here. games
on top of the truck bottom blue, bottom blue
mel on this ping
call mingo call
calling
you have a friend
bob You have a friend.
I'm getting hatched, getting hatched!
Bro the dead ones are so fast...
No these kids are holding me bro, I'm off bro. This shit is so dead.
Fend dad!
Fend dad dead See ya Jay
Fucking dogshot
One's in blue
Shit 100 below Come on!
Sit down, sit down
I'm so bad right now Exhausted sit down and show battery down exhausted
one more round baby
mom or your way if you guys think about
it almost emerald, bro.
Bro, this is the fastest I've ever ranked up.
I'm not going to lie.
Even with all the shit, though.
I think we're getting like a rank per two games now.
Bro, guys.
Franklin's so cringe, bro.
We haven't even went to overtime yet.
Wait why is Franklin cring-
Guys fuck Franklin.
Nah bro cause they're just ahead of us it's just like cringe.
Wait what?
Nah they didn't take our deal that's why.
I don't know the idea was crazy crazy not taking like that stock full of like
Barons
Bro Richard you actually me tweeting would do anything about getting these guys banned?
Like, actually.
Yeah, bro 100% it would get them banned.
Alright...
I've done tweets like that in the past though, bro and they don't really do anything.
How long ago?
Who are you texting?
Bro, listen bro here's the thing
I don't think they're gonna ban DDoSers
to be honest You know they banned them
day one right? Without
you saying something if you say something
then they'll 100% do it for you.
They banned them day 1 of the try
Not all of them but some
some up on the app before I remember when I was a pop-up in front of them
hey bandwagon top
I i can't lie.
What's the worst that could happen though about tweeting?
It's worth a try.
Nah, I'll try it.
A million followers or some shit.
Bro, I'll try it but like...
Shit someone gotta see that bitch.
Especially if we're like champ too and not even knowing what to do. Try it, but like... Shit someone gotta see that bitch.
Especially if we're like champ 2 and not even number 1 And we are number one
We definitely wanna do this
We need this round bro
Do or die
Let's get the wall Jake.
Don't blow it up yet.
It's a break. What do you want me to do? I'm going straight in.
Oh shit, what's that bar? Oh my...
I'm gonna chalk the dead zones out, this game blows. It's the dead zone!
Shit. I'm not even trying, my death zones got worse.
Oh, I'm fucking even sure on my death. That's what you got there? Oh, I'm fucking getting some
oh
we don't want the sound
uh
and ask it wall I'm gonna go And nice kill all day 1 HP
You did not just back on that
No way bro
Yeah yeah where Yeah, yeah, where are we? We're next to rotate.
He was on the head holes on the rotate wall.
Oh it's me and Richie? GG we win
Let's all rotate
I'm un-challable right there
Alright so blue is chalked
That's a big CW No think never heard it last second
why did i bank a flash like a real step
up
I should have banked that plank dad
yeah so mingo what? I'm curious G. Oh my god, bro
Whoa dog shit is
Only God I got wall baited.
I don't know what happened.
Bro, Mingo was like do you trust me?
And then just head butted my Thermite
Or no he said do you trust me? I'm going straight in and then he headbutted the thermite.
Bro Mingo that's like so bodish to die to a thermite bro. You have to full sprint into it because you got to be close to the rest of
that no i thought it was like gonna blow up before i got there bro i'm waiting for my second window
kick in here i'm drinking coffee drinking water i'm pissing i'm waiting for my second wind to kick in here. I'm drinking coffee, drinking water, I'm pissing
I'm waiting for my second wind to kick in bro
Yeah right now it's like the first light
Bro right now is the most brutal time
At like 8 when its's night out bro?
It'll be good. I'm gonna walk my face and shit.
I can only take a 2 minute power shower while we're queuing.
Bro, I kinda wanna take a power shower after this game.
Yo you guys think I can take a two minute shower?
Bro no.
Just cold water to the face and then it's left.
Look look look, cue the game and go take a shower.
That's what he said he was gonna do.
Bro I think that's locked, yeah.
Dude actually we'll do that. Go ahead. Dude, I actually can't wait.
Yeah we dead ass can't wait.
That's my fault guys, I think lane is lit.
I better not go in there too much. guys i think lane's there I'm going right to the shower after this round.
Yeah!
19 and up
Alright, no one's on bed. Library is clear Polly? Polly Farms?
I'm in library, I'm in library.
Piano!
Calling phones again?
Piano
I I'm gonna go to the left. No! There's another one. Ahhhh!
3v4, don't stop, come on.
Alright, right gen.
They can fucking rez themselves man.
Nerf Rook.
Pathetic ass operator.
One of y'all can run.
I'll be right back.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. fucking rise themselves man nerf rook, pathetic ass operator
come on I'm gonna go in here. Come on!
Power shower, wait no I'm host
I got a few
Bro i'm going right in
Close off cold shower on 30 seconds
off i'm gonna change that power up
power shower now this is like next level passion because I'm drawing dead here.
I need a power shower.
Are y'all ready?
Yo,
I'm telling you right now,
I'll go into the bathroom.
Yo,
if we,
if there's an error, you need to call me or we're talking makes me attitude
briny underwear bro Right underwear, bro.
Come on!
Yo wait are we ahead of Franklin?
So one of my dad says they're almost at 19 games, but we just completed our 19th game so I mean like...
We're playing Eluka, isn't that someone? Is that you guys now?
I think Jinx knows who that is.
Yeah, that's the guy that Shrinkside jinxes every time he plays a game. Yeah, I was about the guy at Shrinkside Jinks
how he plays the game.
Yeah I was about to say
Nevermind, I think we're on our 20th game
We're in second place right now though.
Shit, it's even gonna be fucking back in time or what?
Probably not.
That's what's up, guy. yeah Rank on game 20? Okay, okay. That probably makes sense.
Well I think that's like his game for his 20th win
Yeah we're still below 1? That's crazy.
Shit's light work. It's all good. That was the smartest thing I've ever done in my life.
Wow!
I feel fucking great.
That was genius.
What do you mean?
Oh man, that was smart! Protect the bombs. our power shower let's go back in this
bitch Oh my god, we're good. Yo, do you know who this guy is? Do you know who he's doing?
Yeah, I have a street signer.
I'll figure.
He has a street-ing zoom. Yo, where is my team? Whoa! Where is Richie?
Coming coming. Are we on a power shower break
my game
bro i just fell asleep in the wood chipping off the fucking chalet fucking floorboard just looking out.
One game ahead of us they just won their 20th one. I'm not even joking, I just lay down for like a minute and I almost knocked.
That's how tired I am right now.
Stop!
Holy shit.
You know that power shower was the best thing I've ever done.
Wait are you locked off? Bro I feel bad. That power shower was the best thing I've ever done. That's so smart.
Are you locked now?
Bro, I think all of you guys do it.
Are you floating?
I'm just talking straight up cold shower.
You gotta drop kills. I gotta see proof. I gotta see proof.
Jadis laugh? Your jail team kill you right now?
No! What? I didn't laugh dumb fuck.
Yo what's the math if
I woke up at 11am and I'm still up right now?
Does anyone know the math on that?
Anybody.
Any gurus?
I think he's outside K9 window guys
Like 11 am yesterday Wait wait wait they just dropped stairs can have another like 11 a.m. yeah yeah
yo bottom 40 I got Louis not the metal
talker shut down my phone I'm shooting at you with a metal shotgun I'm very nice
I'll just go to the other side
I got one right behind me
Right behind me, right behind me Oh shit Come on up west main, come on up west main
Do you have my T9 Richie?
Got it Epico
I'm at the window
Yeah I gotchu bro I gotchu bro, I got you. Imma hop on his mother
Wait we're playing this
fucking absolute cocksucker
again TV guy with the
LMG crush bro's an LMG crutch bro
I said bathroom window no?
Last time last time I'm ready for the dog. Let's tie it, let's tie it.
I'm coming, I'm coming!
I don't have any more dogs, I don't have any more dog.
No!
He's inside!
He walked in K9!
Get my solar can.
He walks up main bro!
Please tell me you're home.
Oh my god. You guys better this, shut up. Come on solo cam.
He's inside he's inside!
Nothing piano.
On half wall, on half wall, on half wall.
Change in back!
Wait what? What! Yo lock the fucking
dead ass
No bullshit I'm actually
like lock the fuck in because look look look these kids are stream sniping fucking losers bro and I'll-
Udoka is Zim and stream snipes
He's terrible bro
TB is a fake guy on TeeCron He's terrible bro. Yeah we have him on chat.
Bro, lock the fuck in come on.
We can't lose this shit.
Lock the fuck in bro.
Someone bring me Azami bro.
Someone play the Azami
Bro if I didn't have to go home. We play Tommy.
We can't lose this shit
Hey, let's go tempo right now
29 hours.
Nah someone said 30. 31.
Oh 30. Hello.
I guess it is too.
It's not bad.
Let's play top mid, let's play top mid
Oh they're okay, thank you.
I was gonna say do you wanna put a mirror top A?
Not like this one but bro the only reason we died is because i had to go home safe nah i see i see
don't think for a fucking second
yo richie you should play top blue
we just shoot drones and leave
fuck me look at that shot we just shoot drones and leave so we do have that it's so cringe for us in my tiktok kid is so
cringe I'm going up main, you can take it Richie. I have a mirror facing the other.
I'm giving up main, you can stay here Richie. Yeah yeah so Jackal coming up, Jackal coming up solar!
There's a mirror facing him when y'all are playing this.
Is anyone big window?
Nah I don't think so.
K9, K9!
K9!
K9 on my drone.
Dead.
Just baiting windows with LMG.
One's K9, one's K9. Watch it don't get wallbangered dude.
Yeah I'm throwing, I'm gonna go push yeah.
Yo 1 HP on me! 1 HP on my shoulder!
I hate this kid so much.
Bro he is such a pussy!
Yeah it's one, I swear to god they haven't think of him
He dropped behind the house
He's gonna run for his life probably
Ohhhh this's such a pussy! Yo Richie you can play up
I put an Exhaust on him
On my big window
Come on Jay
One's on your left They're walking up on, Jay. One's on your left, Jay. Bro, if I can make it... One's walking up on you, Jay!
Walking up on you, Jay!
You're good to do it.
Should be good.
Bro, Jay, just shoot and run.
He's walking up on you, Jay.
I tagged him.
I tagged him.
The contest is running out. All of them. He's walking up on you bro
Now he is
Just watch that bathroom hop, that's a gap right now
Yeah that reflex hit you right now before come on guys yeah I swear John was love bro yes we're gonna be like really low minute on the clock rum it on the clock bro, mid it on the clock.
Big one up!
No one top massed, none of them top massed.
50 seconds
Yo sounds like bottom's or top blue?
I got solar, I got solar, I got solar.
Behind that window! Behind the window!
There he is. Bathroom window, bathroom window. 35 seconds
On this window again on the bathroom
Wait how?
Do you have a solar can?
Maz! Maz! One's coming up Maz.
Two maz two two two
They have no time yo just bait
They're just baiting though they they're holding their nuts. Yeah, they're running all around the map.
Going piano- double two going piano too.
Yup, Mingo.
Oh my god.
Bro, these guys are so assed! They just lost a 3v3
with no time.
Bro, how can you
actually be that shit and not assed, bro?
I haven't seen a 3v3 like in
a minute bro around that on the 33. i think we go kitchen now i think we go
okay yeah yeah yeah kitchen dining give attorney
you want to bring the mirror at your castle Dining just go Mel, they're not gonna hack them. I'll bring the Mel, I'll bring the Mel. Alright there's nobody in Mel, there's nobody in Mel.
Where do you want Mel?
West main and then upstairs.
Go on inside.
I could go into L hall walk up unless Richie wants to put a BP on it. Like, a proxy?
Yeah I could put a BP
looking on it
If you just spam
U-Tail versus these kids they're just going for like TikTok
kill clips. They don't clear utility
I swear to god bro that's like every rank star
cause bro they are just gonna solo us.
Like you know this, LukaKid's like looking at your stream trying to kill you bro
Like not even trying to clear nothing
Bro yeah that's 100%
Dog shit clone Broke down to 100. Vel'Koz, check my own.
10 seconds to insertion.
3...
5 seconds.
Yes, I have it. Come on guys, lock the fuck up! five seconds so Yeah, yeah move that now. Not bad.
I'm gonna castle the shirt. I think they drove me. Yo, pop this!
They're drawing site.
Wait is that West Main? Yeah yeah yeah
One's in the window, one's on the steps. You can see it from there
I'll be watching the flank.
No, don't flank.
Bucks are watching.
How you doing?
They don't need a pump.
Don't go up on that staircase. Coming up by the main stairs. i'm sure you don't need a pipe staircase I'm 45 on your OP. No, got up. Got up. Up. Up.
One of them is there.
One of them is there.
He might jump in the window.
Two times S.
Jay, which one should I plant?
I'm top of the mess, I'm pinged
Richie you're in the top of the mess
I'm repping, get barred
Wait what's that
Two time S Knocked one Wait, one's not. Two's on this.
Knocked one.
I knocked one.
K9.
One's locked.
K9.
One's locked.
K9.
I swear to God.
Yes!
One's locked.
K9. Yes! That, K9!
Yes!
That's K9. Popped in my west.
45 I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.
It's 45.
No, it's castle.
And that one is droning him.
We have a mirror bro.
You're out the wrecking them if you want.
Let's go, Bray. Me and you baby.
Just you! Just you!
I got full flash.
Brandon, half on crouched rep
i
awful
he's got to pushing deep kitchen.
Fifteen seconds left.
They have bomb.
Wait, another one's top blue!
Nice!
They're running up there.
They're good, they're good.
25 Let's go! You're good, you're good. Don't chow.
45
Come on!
Sit the fuck down pussy ass kid
Come on
Yeah! Good shit, Jinxie. Yeah!
Good shit, Jinxie.
Don't do this shit.
Come on.
Fucking dying, bro.
Goddamn, why is this game so fucking stressful?
Can you guys tighten the fuck up?
These guys are horrible.
If we played these guys in a tournament, it'd be 7-0, 7-0.
Why are they doing good in ranked, bro?
Lock in.
These guys fucking suck.
TVX and Aluka Bro
Bro, Aluka is just following me around the mountain with Jackal
This kid is so fucking unemployed
Bro, I swear on god this kid has been stream sniping me for like two years.
I'm not even trolling, bro.
It's been over a year and a half for sure.
Such a credit.
It's the same fucking kid, bro.
A lot of like the OG stream snappers who would just sit there daily with a Zim in their hand
and quit to get a job.
Luka has not stopped, bro.
He is like the universal truth of stream snipeing
Oh fuck yeah
He probably houses 9 mcdoubles and just yeah, you double fist in chief
Wait they on below there are
They're up. Up, up, up. Let's do default library push.
Default library push.
Yeah let's talk in.
Yo can you start a cam upgrade so I can take her out of there?
I could put a flank cam.
I'm gonna put a default flank cam already.
You guys can take the low for me.
Yo spawn peek! Spawn peak on my ping!
Games, games double!
Left side or right side?
Left side, left side.
You're good Jay, you're good Jay.
They might still be there. He's trapped. You're good, Jay. I don't know where he went though.
I think the bathroom is cracked, Jake. Be careful.
That ass?
I think I heard something. i didn't get it right
we got the mirror let's get wall up in a minute looks crap
yeah it looks like it was prepped I think they have wall open in the middle.
He's in game, he's in game! Bottom run up blue!
Nope ran 45
He's running up still there i think I got the wall, i got the wall, i got the wall
Got that mirror
Half wall, half wall warden.
Watch out JJ, I'm gonna shoot up in the other cat whatever.
Blank blue!
I got the shield and the MML on piano!
One flank blue! I got the shield in my mouth on piano! One half-old, one half-old One slink blue
Woah my drone
On the master bed, on the master bed!
I gotta flank him, I gotta flank him, I'm gonna flank him.
Nooo, he can see me?
It's cause of Mira.
Yo flank him, flank him out of mid!
Yo come on bro.
I'm not even gonna go in there.
I'm just gonna go in and get a kill.
I'm going to go in and get a kill.
I'm going to go in and get a kill.
I'm going to go in and get a kill. I'm going to go in and get a kill. I'm going to go in and get a kill. Yo, fight him, fight him out of me!
Yo come on bro.
Let's tap piano, let's tap piano.
OOOOOOOHHHHH
I was about to kill the guy in piano
Fucking controller. Yeah, we might lose bro like that after my lose come on yo I'll throw my the wall let's get a ram just for ver you know that
somebody
I like what you know this guy watching I'm gonna get garage wall we should have break at the trench walls there.
Jay go ram, go ram.
It's just loud and annoying.
This car is a bl4 kid i should definitely know this kid
i just like with the whole mag bro because like this game is ass and there's
a fake fucking deadzone glitch
that dead zone glitch is so ass bro
I've just like 5 mags in it bro
Bro, i swear i don't have that whatever that is
Let's do it bro you don't have to, whatever that is. What? I would've noticed it?
I wouldn't notice it?
Wanna roam clear? Yo! Can I get an E on this one? Richie, Bray, Richie.
Yo can I get an EMP for the wall? Can I get a flash out?
Richie go don't give me DMPs Don't give me EMPs. Don't give me jackal.
Don't give me EMPs.
Give me an MP.
I gotta find what you're working on.
He's tracking, I think.
Wait but Ricky, you can just W and P at right side, right?
Yeah.
Okay Richie come to me, come to me, Come to me. Here's what we're gonna do.
I'm going to flash the left side and then you're going to double EMP at his knockout.
Are you ready? Oh wait! And Mingo can Ashe him!
Yo Mingo, come here!
Line up your ass charge right here.
3...2..1..go!
Do it again Mingo, do it again.
Oh my god, I did it again?
Alright let's rotate, rotate rotate rotate
I don't know where to put it anymore You see one above me
Top blue top blue
Oh my god!
We're gonna lose.
How are you dying bro?
I'm real shit.
Falling 3, 2, 1...
One game!
Jjjj One's game. I don't know what he's talking about. On it, Nick!
I hear one blue though.
Yeah, he's blue. Yeah. I'm calling you Vixen
I'm covering him break
Ok ok
One's in blue Richie
He went into the lagging going on Shut up Flashing I make place no but i make fucking plays i make fucking plays kid that's a
sketchy game i knew this shouldn't be
sketchy give me the fuck so let no on
everything i love it's too late
it's not just so ass-ass.
This shit is crazy.
This has got to be our 20th win.
Holy shit.
But we're actually fucking dialed.
Bro, someone is like really high in the world and their name's not Jinxy on PS.
Who the fuck he said?
I saw that too.
No fu-
You think that guy's a booter as well?
Um... No, no. You think that guy's a booter as well?
No, no. That guys legit the located bottom
Well maybe I don't know I haven't checked but booters would have like 20 games no?
Nah yeah yeah The boot voters right now are like...
They're about to be flat one.
You wanna play good players? Skol skol!
I mean...
Do you want to play XQDU?
I promise you'd get fucking 4-0 too pussy.
You think YOU'RE a good player xqdu
because if you are i don't give me whatever weed you're puffing on just sit back relax grab some popcorn and get a notepad out please and thank
you Relax, grab some popcorn and get a notepad out please and thank you.
Same shit, Bray I think you should take from Trench
Maybe we can get EMPs on main wall
10 seconds to go
Roaming third floor
Alright they have it
It's fine.
Same shit though.
And the people roaming is what cost them the last one
I just walked in and killed Zeus there
Run to the same AP tech
Yeah that actually did that my time too Under the same You know What are you doing? Ah, it's just a war. You're gonna put a flamer on. I feel a flamer hop out.
Wait let me check.
He's camping out.
Can we just start for a main off-line?
Is this yes or no?
No, flashes. Let's go.
We'll lock back side.
Yeah I'm with you Rixi. I think there is going to that. Yeah, I'll be with you Richie.
I think there's going to be one west main too.
What do we need? like read a gun? 3, 2, 1, go.
Can't get on my drone?
No it's connected.
Bottom main.
I got shit on. Warden pillar.
That kid's cold.
Warden pillar.
Dad!
Or no, is that it?
Will my blue.
Warden pillar will my blue.
Warden pillar will my blue.
I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. Dad, oh my blue warden killer will my blue warden killer. Well my blue
Oh
Mingo on me go
I On Mingo, on Mingo. Get the fuck out of my game Iluca!
Dogshit loser! Sneak in your dog shit,
keys to your dog shit, Iluka you're even worse
And Iluka enjoy the KD drop
and the rank drop brother
Enjoy that shit
Zim man, should we do something about that. Yeah put that shit into a fucking YouTube video.
Don't shoot us clowns.
Got the game, got the game!
Wee...
Warden just drilled me.
I can't hold you
I don't know how they kill that guy bro
Bro we're almost emerald. We're actually floating
I'm gonna take a knife I'll be right back We're actually floating. Bro, we're still going to be 100% game?
I'll be right back.
A two minute nap? Is this guy drunk?
What the fuck is a 2-minute nap gonna do?
That's a 2-minute nap in do? A cyber might potentially make you fall asleep.
Yo, 20 and 0 is silly. That shit is silly.
20 and 0, Bray?
Like that?
Yeah, like that, bro.
Like that.
Come on, bro.
We're about to be 65-0 at the end of the day, bro.
Let's go.
Bro, how many games do you think it would take directs
to hit champ?
Like 44 or something yeah maybe
like 40 something bro maybe 50 bro bro i've never went undefeated all the way
to chance though that would be i haven't either
yeah i'll be crazy like that actually that's insane we're bound to get like huge. um.... so so. so... I'm shitting my brains out.. If I was a bad bitch, I't fuck me too
talk it bro.. Wait, why does everyone not like the season, bro?
Bro I mean the deadzone shit is fucking number one.
Well...
Well I know that deadzone shit is like fucking good but fucking number one. Well,
well I know the Dead Zone shit is like fuck bro
but like what else
is like the
I mean
compared to other season
I guess like this season
is ass bro
cause like
Yeah
I miss
having like a new
map, bro. That was actually good,
bro. You know? Like, how do we remember the last
time they added a new map that wasn't
actually good, bro?
I'm not even talking about reworks, bro, I'm talking about an actual new map.
Cause that lyre shit is terrible.
Don't even talk to me about the lyre bro, that shit is awful.
Lyre?
That shit is, bro.
Like, that sense glitch shit feels so
fucking bad.
Dude, I feel like I can feel it more when I start shooting bro.
It's like I can't really feel it when I'm not shooting but...
But the effects are equal.
Yeah yeah, it's like what the fuck? Especially when I'm trying kinda trace my tracing is very bad right now
just only because of that. Mmmmm, the fract- Have you looked at the new skin?
You fuck with it or what?
Nah I'm not really into that skin shit
i wear defaults from every fucking character
makes sense
mhm
fuck rugby Mm-mm. Very creepy.
And I still can't tell you off. Yeah, that's getting me.
Six minute queue. Richie is probably asleep.
There's no way we queue for six minutes, right?
Bro. It's sad to think too that this is not even our longest queue
I think our longest queue was like eight bro which is ridiculous bro
We have literally died in probably an hour burnt off
No over an hour burnt off of just queue times
Bro I swear to god bro it's like every other game
We literally sit here for 5-10 minutes on bullshit
Whether its error error codes queue times or like connection errors the ship's gonna like I made a promise bro look.
Here we go, we got it game.
Chad I made a promise bro, I'm not stopping until I'm champion.
Real shit bro like I really mean that shit too.
I'm not stopping till I'm champion.
Hopefully the DDoS ones get banned...
I might make a tweet about it maybe
why you got a dent
damn sky Bro Richie better not be asleep, bro. I think he fell asleep chocolate sarny wait if you sleep
Like a call of you yo a GC you know, you know yes Is he asleep? Yo, wait. You know yesterday he fell asleep during stream for like two hours
Bro I bet you he did fall asleep because he's been up for 30 hours and said he was going to go nap
Yeah, 2 hour nap is not real.
Yo I'm gonna watch the stream and see what he's doing.
Have I seen this fucker lying in his bed?
Knowing Richie Hawk face cam off
Bro let me see
Yup, Face Cam's off. He's sleeping bro Richie better not be asleep bro.
I think he fell asleep.
Yo, I guarantee you he fell asleep.
Alright where is our sub? We need a sub.
Y'all want to actually 4v5 these guys? Alright, where's our sub? We need a sub.
Y'all wanna actually 4v5 this game?
How are we not gonna 4v5?
What if we just cancel it but then nobody is going to take a ban?
Who will take a ban? Yeah no one's taking that fucking ban.
Let me call Stommet again.
I know Stommets gonna be in one of those sassy moods
He's like,
Richie's sleeping?
Bro, yes. Richie is fucking sleeping. Charlie we can 45 this is it right?
Alright, I've been locking dead ass for them.
Probably not the 45 but locking real shit.
I'm not even telling you to lock in.
Niggaz on there.
Yo guys, I'll take a bullet for the team.
Nah don't take that.
I think we're going to win.
Bro! Richie went to sleep?
Nahhhhhh!
I don't want you to get banned bro, I don't want you to get banned bro.
This motherfucker!
Bruh I don't wanna fight with you up bruh.
I'm dead ass thinking we can beat these kids bro.
They look like ass bruh.
I'm dead ass thinking we could beat these guys bro.
I'm dead ass thinking we could beat these guys bro.
I'm dead ass thinking we could beat these guys bro.
I'm dead ass thinking we could beat these guys bro. I'm dead ass thinking we could beat these guys bro. I'm dead ass thinking we can beat these kids.
Bro i don't want you taking bans bro
I can't lose
I don't have a clue okay I don't think we're in the- bro, look at our name. Ray it's your call. Bro has anyone called for you? I need to reload!
Oh thank god the knight is saved
I love that fucking
If I was a bad guy I love that fucking Okay
I wanna fuck me too I wanna suck me too
It's live bro thank god thank god out for so okay okay
wait that big body Wait!
That big body bitch!
I knocked one. One's knocked, one's knocked, one's knocked.
Yeah. I had to go bust one quick.
Woah!
One's knocked.
Bye bro.
I'm fucking doing fucking come on come on he climbs up white I'm dead
Richard you actually just bust a nut
yeah fastest one that shit was like 45 seconds.
Yo, shoot your camera Richie
Shoot the camera on you
The default cam
Default
The cockcam? Thank you
Yo, yo, hey raise your voice like that and I'll see what's going on.
You're in! In sight! Walked in!
Oh he's not, it was a drone, dumbass.
One second, one second.
Holy shit bro, he's tired as fuck.
Bro I'm not getting tired right now Jay.
But I'm going to be electric right now.
Yo I don't think we do this anymore. Mingo may have knocked him out. now yeah i'm not telling you no more yo
mingo may have gone on dying so if you stay alive bro
yo i'm telling you one of the ones Stay alive, gang. Stay alive, dude.
Yup Richie?
Oh it's a Richie arrow!
In on Richie. In on Richie.
In on Richie.
In on Richie.
Ticket!
Oh my god, Richie.
Cook.
Cook motherfucker cook.
He didn't cross right? No. fucker cook
no
we're chilling maybe i have no idea
he can walk up and swing new after you kill this guy
Go now Mingo! Go now
They're not gonna repeat this
You're so smart
Yes, no one be bomb once yes outer yeah CS One B bomb, one CS? Outer CS
New and CS
Let's fucking gooooooo
They don't lose though
God you guys are nasty!
I just wanted food, I just wanted food motherfucker.
Come on.
Dude...
Richie, you busted a 45 second nut and came back like that?
Eight steps sis.
Whoa!
Whoa what?
Yo do I rock the fucking vision I have the best Frostmats on the entire game on this site, bro.
I will get a Brockman knock.
I would bet my life on it.
I work my ass off
but I still can't pay it all.
Yeah, let's get it now.
Time of my life!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's get it now.
Yeah that song makes so much like good music bro
Who the fuck made that red rotate?
Get black instead of a shotgun please
Jay made it Jay made it, Jay made it
Was that you? Was that you Bobby?
Yo just call the can, call the can
I'm sick of them. Sick of this guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's get it now.
Jay made it holy fuck that kid just put the mag on the fucking d-bar
jay i'm gonna give you a producer tag like your a rapper
if j didn't do it, no one did.
Sample that
Yup, Jay
We haven't lost in 21 games with a best of all console I got snagged by
college
that's not my comment on commenting off day let it die I got sniped by a guy I'm commenting
That zone is so bad
Chomp that Tracer
Stay watching for eyes that's crazy
so whenever i get champ that's something you know Like 65 games, that's not 65
The band bastard Dead Get the Bane bastard
Yo what if we told their chat to Q-snipe us and just fuck them
They're gonna ban us Q-snipe us and just support them. Bro, no! He's gonna be banned? Aw, stop.
I'll do it on XG.
What about if this is in GTI?
That could be on XG, I think. is last operator standing. Let's fucking go. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Still undefeated. So how the fuck you gonna stop me?
Still undefeated.
Yo, I really don't think Franklin's going to sleep, bro. We're just going to have to beat him
to champion faster.
Yeah, no way Franklin sleeps. Unless we make him a deal. We're just gonna have to beat him to champion faster. I don't think he's gonna sleep.
Unless we make them a deal, unless we make them
a deal.
Yo, we should scam Franklin.
Yo, Jinxy, we should be like We should scam Franklin. But Frank is an old-ass man, bro.
Yo, Jinxy, we should be like... Yo, I'll give you $5,000 if you let us pass your...
Bro, turn the audio on.
Like, how's it gonna work?
You're in the area.
Someone's protecting you. Nah, that child won't tell him, bro. like how's it gonna work here in the area? AHH!
Nah, that-
That child won't tell him bro.
Alright...
Reloading!
Told you. I'm bro, I can actually like... How does 0-0 feel better than 5?
Dude, I'm not even thinking about it right now.
Just wait till they fix it, but I don't know.
Alright, I'll put my shit back. I don't wanna post much of those.
You're right bro, not fucking this shit up. I'm gonna do it right, bro.
I'm not fucking this shit up.
He's at across here.
Bro my balls, bro. My balls.
This is not going to work.
Bro they're gonna think I'm just- chat look at this.
They're gonna think I was bombing from this window and then jump out from this one, watch.
Or they're just not going to spawn there.
Why can't I never do cool stuff man? How we livin' lads, how we livin'? Hey I'll give him an extra buck or two.
He's got passion bro my door dash driver is passionate right now.
He's giving me updates!
You can't pass the Beds and Goats
Let's get him extra
Come on nice guy
Where you at Mingo?
I'm boxing
Yo what rappel is that Jibo?
Heaven heaven
I'm gonna go catch got to get through here, come on. You gotta get to the other one.
On this one, RPL. Tight window, tight window. On this one, RPLJ?
Right.
Yeah I'll stop right.
Bottom red!
Bottom red dead, two bottom reds! No matter it's bottom red. What are you doing? You dumb bitch
This is why you have no tournament wins to your name
Top Red, top red
No matters pushing bottom right behind the block I've seen enough.
Do you have a bottom white cam or no?
No we don't.
I'm about to fucking cry.
I'd rather play like Stomping at this point.
These kids are so fucking annoying.
Skylight is on, skylight.
I can call the drop.
Rammie's skylight might drop skylight.
He rammed down from Skylight, did you see?
I'm gonna have Nitro on his mother.
Mother-dad.
Yo! Okay, 30 seconds bro?!
I'm gonna Brown. Yo, okay. 30 seconds bro?
I'm not brown so...
Brown no.
Get him up white get him up white, came up white.
And he smells me. Was he up white?
Yeah, he was up white.
He was getting light.
Alright, get him out.
Yo! Hello and then red 90
Aw I'm gonna fucking drown
Wait you caught the sound with
a C4 at my side
Wait 90, 90, 90. 90. Wait!
Jay cut off his arrow.
Yo, Defuse?
Wait for him to get close.
Stick it, stick it, stick it.
Don't stick it, don it Don't stick it!
Oh f***
Daddy Ohhhhhhh Ah shoot, you know I should have put trigger discipline. All I did was use speed but I'm not counting on that
Nah, I should've put trigger discipline on tweak there
It's my fault
Bro what if J you look he stuck that
hi yeah jay i can't lie either i told you get off like she was full spring actually i can't lie but did he have a legion out show the debt ball He ended up taking the Legion man out?
Show the debt Baldi Debt! Shut up I do not have a debt
I think he took it off
Nah, he had a spit-sick, man.
Nah, he 100% took that shit out.
1000%, bro.
BroJay, what if we stalked that duo?
Nah, he's stalking us. I didn't think you were baiting us.
Yeah and it's hard because they are all at the bottom of this shit
Bro, I actually love
the saturation
on today's game.
I like some areas,
I like some areas.
I like all of them.
Oh!
My drone just got
spawn peeked
from fucking Narnia.
Yo,
Dixie.
Ah. Yeah, Jinxy! He get stomped after this bro
I'm lagging too bad
Bro he's not on
Oh how now? We need the new internet bruh
We like have a fifth line up
I mean it's the servers
You're the only one
Get Luu one of them are a lot what do you think that they get the
without
uh...
it Jason has lost
Brother is no fun. Oh shit oh I'm not the thumb from spy kids dude.
Good shit Jett!
Put it down, Thumb.
Oh no!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! good shit Jack put down thumb
I can't hit him
good shit kid, i'm getting my moussy bro
wow bro
oh my god
who's that fifth? Wow I'm on it Oh my god. Get on my cam, get on my cam! Jay get on my cam still?
Alright I'm on it.
Is his head still there?
I don't see no one on that else now.
No Seattle.
It's wrecked you're so stupid.
He's right there.
No one in base corner, no one in bathroom.
Loading Q-Bank!
One pallet, one pallet, one pallets, one pallets, one pallets, One pallet, one pallets
Yeah, swing counter
Nice
What the fuck man?
Nice white JT I'm playing right here, JT
I got you shut up
Big game shut up just take it
get out of my game b****
come on bro it's a jinx yeah it's a jinxy era roll night well I can't
hold you bro like break you can't get
off till we like have a backup like in
place you might leave a
straighter why didn't it get off
yo score will try on god but he's so
last
scorer can't it can't fucking you can't
even shoot right or things yeah bro then
what he's fun as a shot that's not call
Iowa get Iowa yeah I get that little
fucker in here when we have to go to
game chat though
hockey truck Iowa hold on I mean game check's Wait, where's the king?
Bro he lost two games and just got tilted.
He probably regained by now though
Dog I've called Simon three times in the last like, three hours.
He's about to pock me.
Pock it!
I'm getting off too.
No Mingo won't get off.
Mingo is a grinder.
I remember two seasons ago Mingo grinded with me.
I know Mingo will be here at 3am, I don't know about the rest of you guys though.
The fuck?
Hope y'all know that I'm still here at 3 am.
My bear back.
Couldn't get Iowa.
Call Skype? Ew, ew,
mental chomping not that good
Fuck it! Fuck it!
You're ahead of us, right?
The worst thing we can do is play with him
I'm saying The worst thing we can do is play with him, because I need to have a pass on him. We'll win and he will lose on him.
Well the number two's back in the world right now bro, we just need to keep it at fifth.
Bro you deadass if I can't leave this one I'm gonna have to get back fifth. Bro, you- that ass is like can't leave.
Bro we need Iowa.
I mean bro this is unplayable bro.
I had it in my stream too.
My shit's just lagging bro.
I know, I know.
Just one more on dogs, on dogs.
Nice Jaden!
Fucking love you Jay.
God damn it I love you boy.
Alright, alright the red flank, the red flank.
It's a Jinx-y, alright! Guys, don't fear this one, Lucy.
They're out.
I'm dropping the fuck outta skylight.
Yo, Danny, flash...
Flash cox on Jay!
Oh.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
Yeah?
What are you doing?
You're not ranked, who you with?
In the closet C1!
I need them in one of them.
I can plant right here bro.
Watch our game out. I can play right here bro. What's your game at?
Let somebody fucking find me. Richie go to the roof, you can deny playing!
Go to the roof Rich you gonna wait for us?
No, we're not waiting for Iowa.
Go to proof!
Alright guys after a game bro do not fucking kill anyone.
Yo one more rebraid then get Iowa.
You can't wait!
You can't wait!
I know!
If we win...
If we win, I'll chop my skin off.
Thank you, bruh.
I love you bro. Bro, I'm gonna piss on my toilet.
That'll be Bray in the chat.
One more game, bro.
I was locked, bro that kid's top 5!
Come on.
Bro we're almost Emeril guys!
Yay!
Hashtag
Who's host?
Yo! Yo, dumb boy.
Fucking SpyKidzDumb fucking pussy
Fucking egg
I didn't get him on the mic we're choked. I mean bro, I could get you guys going right now bro he's asking me for an invite bro.
Oh ho don't say letters.
Shred? One game one game. Oh, oh don't say letters
Shred one game one game now shred will throw the brush. I won't throw when he finds out yes
Shraddha will throw once when he finds out it's one game.
Holy shit, I'm gonna call Jinxy bro! He's actually trolling us.
Yeah you're going to have a bad time at the lobby bro.
You actually lagging bruh?
No I swear why would I lag like that?
I've seen you like...
Yo!
Yo get back ASAP your host
Oh fuck I'm sh gonna lie oh fuck you
nah bro you gotta go we're number two Franklin fuck your back not really got a call
remember to frank that's creeping up on us
the head of us
bro frankly about passes about a pass us bro im shitting
i didn't kill
bro just think Goggins mentality man
up to you
bro Richie there's shit coming out of my ass
alright bro I'm gonna bomb I run
on
you're not playing one more
time. I mean bro, I
honestly don't want to go there. You got it from my perspective
I had an extra talk even more talking than I was before because um...
Look look! Honestly bro, like it's up to you guys. Like it's a game.
Yeah, I mean shit well bro we're not gonna lose
I mean its one game though so I don't know if Shredd wants to play one
game
let me ask him he let me ask him bro.
I'm gonna still buy Iowa after that bro
You guys should hit number one champ for sure though bro
Is this Storm in there?
How?! Is this Storm in there? I don't know how.
Yo! Yeah? Yo. We need one for our 1 game.
Alright, play again.
I played 1 game and letters went 0-8.
Our letters are fucking terrible.
Uh, J?
Lemme see if my shit's working and what I
don't want to see going who laughs look
i'm playing right at the fucking lobby
I'm if I knew right now
Shred join but it didn't let me click are
you do Ricky I'm shaking my it. Let me click... Oh, you did Ricky?
I don't know.
I'm shitting my brains out!
Yo get in here Shredd!
What happened?
How'd you guys lose Shredd?
Letter from his win only name.
Shredd join the god damn game!
This motherfucker's cop or five, oh hell no. Wait did you guys play comp? me
would you get the way to do that by copper letters just talk show
I know they're all there are mousers I don't know
but let is only year with each of uses like charlie But letters went 0 and 8, yeah. Was he chalked?
He was just like trolling, he didn't care
Stompo's probably pissed
No, he didn't care either
He was trolling too
I was like, damn.
But the first game didn't count.
Oh my god. Wait hold on wait for a second.
Corey is from alisted. Forever. Skite too?
I mean, I'll probably play with skit just because I want to play it but...
...Corey's gone forever. just because most but
court is gone forever
number all the shit i say
you like terrible he's like useless
echo
quite a lot everything that i said it on your Yeah, Kory's like brain dead.
Everything I said about you came true the past two days I played with him bro.
Remember at the EUs? He was completely oblivious every single round.
No good what he was completely oblivious every single round. No good is done.
And we played yesterday,
I would tell him what to do
and he'd say okay
and then not do it
and then we lose the round and was like bruh i can't
he's just lost
where's my food at, man?
Must have been next world at prime Richie
Next world at Prime, that sounds like fucking a month
Fuck that fucking among
although me
did you see mad rightino gets like 120 ping now
no I fixed it for him
yeah we looked up a youtube video he was getting 100 to 110
what do you guys do?
You just have to like...
We had to go into custom and
Put that on DNS
Yeah, keep doing weird shit in the settings
He was my 160 ping over there?
There is literally still shit on my underpants.
Like, there's just shit on my pants! This shit is so fucking stupid.
There are literal skid marks on my fucking boxers, bro.
I'm about to crash out. Yo, I have
this like... I think it's a disease or something, bro.
I swear to God I'm not lying or clip-farming
on God. There is
a disease that I have. I know it is
I'd like to no matter how much I shit whether it's a lot or a little
I spend the next 10 minutes just wiping my ass over and over and over
Skin mark skin marks kid Mark skid marks, skid marks, skid marks, skid marks,
skid marks, skid marks. And then I'm like alright fuck it I gotta play so
now I'm sitting in the skid marks.
Yeah fucking disgusting bro.
Wait that's because I have hair in my ass?
Yes!
Dude I twirl my ass hairs bro.
I'm not saying those.
That shit's normal as hell.
Bro y'all ever had dingleberries?
Like shit in your ass hairs?
The fuck do you on bro.
Bro it's when shit balls up and gets stuck in your asses, the real thing.
Lookitup!
Just lookitup im telling you.
Im telling you. I'M TELLING YOU BOO!
Yo get the top matches please.
Yeah, Mafia, huh?
Bruh, how do I always end up being number one now?
It's like my throne.
My hatch isn and open.
GG.
Damn, Bray lost his passion.
I would have said he...
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Someone's like rushing me.
What the fuck?
Nah, he said he lagged though
I don't know if he was like telling the truth or not
He's trying to be legit though
Nah his int actually sucks
So that kinda makes you sound like a jibberd I'm done?
Wait Shred, do you feel the deadzone glitch? Dead fucking ass.
Bro! What is going on?
Y'all are full of shit. There's no pet zone here.
Jinxie's the only one who doesn't feel that man.
Jenga Roger ready to blow up!
We don't wear this shit though, this shit's so annoying. Someone take a Roger out of there. Yo, what am I hearing? DAAAAAAAY
Yo what am I hearing? HELLO
There was one in my janny and then G-Money just...
...went this shit. Yup, it's a Ritchie, I wrote. win this
one shreddy take a little time for that one ready check he's on the door
am i tripping is that below me yeah once
on that door, like right there.
Go upstairs! Alright, alright. Yeah, but you have to look at garages. And then I got a server, okay?
So how is that my fault?
Alright, alright.
Enough!
Hey!
No, no!
I asked for two fucking hats to be open!
I want to go look at the garage.
Wait, Wingo's pressing your bitch ass.
Attach it.
What do you mean?
I can't open hatchings.
Yeah, I can't open hatchings.
Take it easy.
Hey!
Hey!
K2, let's go. Yo, 2! What's going on? Hey, hey
Yo I such bots stop your thread good try up i'm drinking wine I'm getting close. I can't hold you. We're about to be plat one.
High plat one.
Plat A?
Oh, we got a lot of people here.
We have a lot of people here.
We've got a lot of people here.
We've got a lot of people here.
We've got a lot of people here.
We've got a lot of people here.
We've got a lot of people here.
We've got a lot of people here.
We've got a lot of people here. We've got a lot of people here. We've got a lot I got one.
Got any?
Bro, you know when you get so tired
You like move your body part Like your arm or your legs
It feels weird as fuck
My arms are just not heavy as fuck
Richie's delayed IRL.
Yeah, I'm delayed.
Shredd, did you get sneaked tonight?
Shred!
Dude, did you get sne sleep tonight bro? Damn.
How much sleep did you get?
Oh I'm so jelly! I got like 8 hours You must protect your bomb
I'm so jelly
I'm gonna sleep like a
Yeah but that eight hours you don't want it bad enough Trash, you don't want it bad enough, Trey. You don't want this shit bad enough.
I had to get a haircut.
That's why your- ah fuck the haircut! That's why your copper tube bro.
My bad Jaden.
I have a copter tube, these guys. You low over life.
Main lobby repels!
Oh I'm fucking challenging that.
Should we challenge that?
Right side main lobby, Ash
It's dog shit
I might steal
Yo one is in open!
Gonna go Marv-o probably.
Up behind you.
I am shooting at him.
Shooting for you? Cause i went to other realm
i'm doing that lobby they didn't shoot top square kid
how am How am I alive? I should not be alive right now.
Slight windows. Rude!
Dead
Damn Jay Where?
One for one.
Jaden where are you?
I gotcha.
That's a four tag!
That's a four tag!
Hey chat y'all are hilarious bro!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
You guys are just typing egg emojis!!!
I've been seeing this same goddamn emoji since I started streaming
Eight and a half fucking hours
ago, and it wasn't funny
then!
Holy fuck.
K2 Smoke Echo K2 Smoke Echo Clash K2 smoke echo, k2 smoke echo clash.
Oh whoa Shred I'm on that clash right?
I don't have tube though.
Get an echo, get an echo!
Tube, tube, tube Richie!
Tube, tube Rich!
Back, got him off my team.
Rich come on Rich! Back, got him off my team. I joined Jinxie for one second and I'm getting scared.
I'm gonna pick this thing. I'll be back in a second.
I'm on the path,
I can grab you.
I got him! I can do it. Loading! Ah!
Wait, is Clash an actual?
Did you just say it's Clash-actual speed?
He's right.ash on 4 speed. Yeah, Clash got him. He's gotta be.
Right Janks?
Shred isn't packing up.
You're not- you're not packing up Shred.
Yo Agg what uh... What hatch did you get us?
Oh oh we're on that shit?!
I'm not no fucking egg bro shut the fuck up.
Hey hey they all said set girl tell me to pass
Is that little kid name with the little
kid shit with the ball cube?
Oh Humpty Dumpty?
Caillou bro God, Caillou.
I got him!
Yo grab the damn thing motherfucker!
Grab it!
Sorry we had to lock the last row. Grab it! I'm about to lose it.
I'm on three hours of sleep, I'm getting called an egg
and my player won't grab the fucking chain!
Chop this. CHOCOLATE CHAIN! Chocolates.
Yo, Tom Clancy's Rainbow 60, Jimmy Sava Montreal
Can y'all explain this? Thank you, god damn
I crashed the fuck out of this joint Thank you, god damn. Fuck! Crashtime gifted a TK Jig-C?
Oh I swear to God if he gave me another P2
Hey let me know it's out
Underdicted
Hey no bullshit though 50 gifted his head will be on the fucking
On God 50 gifted right now
Get Fly me out of the stack. Bro, 50 gifted is a good amount of pro janky.
No, you already took him when he wants kid.
Hey that was awesome!
I'm just gonna kiss my dude off with the M02.
What's going on, man?
Yeah, that too.
Aight! good job Jack you're... bro you have no passion for this shit.
You don't love this shit.
No IQ.
You don't love this shit, Jay.
I guess I don't love this shit.
What an accident knowing that I don't love these shit.
Come on, win a ball, win a ball.
We need this fucking round, I'm dead ass.
Well you went 19 to no jay?
Yo Strayed, Strayed you might want to watch the drive.
Is that on the camp?
No, you won't.
I'm dead to serve. Serve door.
Watch out. Watch out Richie.
Yo that's five gifted we need 45 more W empty
No no no no no no no no no of course there are
45 more One gifted I'll do it right now.
Dead! Mother died.
Stop bro!
What you mean? I'm getting kills!
Bro he's swimming in front of my ankle. What do you mean? I'm getting kills!
Bro, he's swimming in front of my ankle. NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANAN Come on, bro.
I'm bomb, bro.
Let's go baby!
Look at the fundamental swing from Zungi.
That was a 1v1?
Oh fuck that kid was left so far.
I have a headache!
I need an Advil in this bitch.
This is our map.
Yo, can i get the Zoe Jaden?
This was our fucking map bro.
I need Advil fuck bro.
Yo potato can free surprise
You graduated from this level Shred?
You're going to college?
Oh yeah.
Bro, I could've went to college bro!
Oh yeah.
I could have gone to college.
I had D1 off of it.
I don't know if I'm gonna because like,
I'll just get distracted and feel like
I won't do my work you know?
Yeah.
Bro, I coulda went to college bro.
University of... University of Kremsala. Bro, I could've went to college bro.
University of Clemson wanted me to play right wing. It's a Dinksy era.
You don't need college.
Huh?
Yeah what's up? Well we don't have the Monty but we still do. Am I on the chip or no? Yeah, let's do it.
Well we don't have the monty but we can still do it
You could play blitz, you're not gonna get by playing blitz
Bro y'all don't care that i could've went to Clemson for soccer
But chose to like video games instead
video games what's punson before yeah i did not go to clemson Video games
Yeah, I did not go to Clemson's do one Brian. Not I did not get off from clubs right at 2 points to CPA Right That shit is known. That's known.
I'm gonna go up in sight.
Did you see your pal on site?
Come here.
Come here.
Drop! What was that kid doing? drop the big truck that was actually done back it's not real oh my god what
in my top top four laptop my subs. Top four last ups.
Think about that one, Ritchie.
Ritchie, I'm letting you know like you're off
the team if you TK me for money.
I'm off the team if I TK me for money. Like that's no question. I-I'm off the team if I TKE you for 50 gifted.
If YOU TK ME FOR 50 GIFTED,
You're off the team bro.
And then I'm Q snipein' you for 50.
You're putting m-you're putting MONEY over PASSION bro?
Yo... Yo Shreddy! You are literally a copper man. over passion bro? Yo, hold on.
You are literally a copper man
I'm not scared of you
Bro Fred how many tournaments do you got
bro? You won like what three faces bro? Eleven. Eleven
tournaments that is terrible bro that is absolutely terrible. Shred used to beat
like Kobe, Stock and Champ face down. Bro Shred used to not beat shit in
Faces bro Shred like won a couple times with score. Shred you do not be a shit and face it bro, Shred like won a couple times with score
Shred you are not good
Shred I promise no one ever has put you in the top 30
Yeah Shred won with score when score was nasty
When score was Zim and like 15 years old and cracked.
Score's a horrible amount bro.
Shred you're terrible bro. I promise you you're terrible.
Cue me bro. Please cue me.
Please cue me.
I'm getting number one champ and I can fuck your shit up.
Please cue me.
You literally tried to cue me earlier, bro, you guys played fucking plumas and went 0-2
And then got off bro. You guys were terrible
Yeah cause Lu went 0-8
You had a.8 though
No the first time I was 8-2 and it didn't count
Yeah you guys need to arm run or you're going to drop the back hatch?
Drop the guy boots.
Drop the back hatch?
Okay, drop the back hatch.
It's hard job Paul. Hard job Paul.
Drop the back hatch on my daughter.
Yo Matt, if you actually get to 100 I'll do it.
No no no yo Richie, your done bro I'm telling you like...
That's A that's A! That's a hundred bones in votes.
Get flown out of that stack. Yo we're dropping the back hats.
Mingo what do you have thoughts on that?
Drop logi-hats come on.
Drop lobby hats! Yeah, I know.
Drop bobby hats!
Let's go!
Four men, four men!
Dredd, come on!
Alright!
Ah! That shit does not work.
What is this clown ass loser doing E3?
This kid's intelligent.
I decided to jump Flacco, This shit is ass, bro.
I'm done.
Yes for the Ravens.
It's not a Mingo error.
Good aim.
I've seen Mingo in this.
What does he doing?
If you win, that's like I will suck your penis
Get off the game. Shut up J you're ruining a siktok clip no one's hearing you yeah.
You have a ball that's head.
Good aim!
Good try. Yo is it just me? Good aim! Holy shit.
Yo, is it just me bro?
Ooooooh...
I'm gonna party with you afterx face it winners bro, 3.
Vixie has no flints.
I only played like 2 flint's bro that doesn't even count.
Okay then i play zero faces.
So wait Jay has no face it wins, Mingo has no face it wins wait, Jay has no face at wins, Mingo has
no face at wins, Rishi has no face at wins.
Shred, what's good?
We all didn't play besides Jay.
Shred, what's good?
You guys want to know some crazy shit?
Jay played like 120 faces
bro. I don't know
No, Jay did!
Yo I had no idea. No, I didn't know either. Jay was a point nine diamond. What the fuck?
Yo, Jixxie can you at least tell them how I should have won that they practiced every
time I was with you there?
I mean bro we never even made finals together Jay.
Should've won is crazy.
One time we should of made finals but we got protested out and we're playing
with that week
how's everybody like rival franklin corrupt all those things
who did the process for a while states protest us bro, wasn't it Skype?
Who's the king of protesters?
Oh no! Rival protested us bro
It was rival. We were up 6-0 on Cafe
Uhhh... Bray We were up 6-0 on Kafei. It was me, you and Peake. Brae...
Hot tape? I could go pro league.
I don't know.
Chill we can have a go at team Mingo's humor is actually funny. Chill, we cannot go with Team Migo.
Chill, Mingo.
Yo Jay you're 3 and 4 bro.
Get a kill.
I'm back.
I can't wait to rock that site, Charm.
Hot tea! Scythe could go pro-league.
Bro, I think Scythe is still in shopping bro. I'm more shitty on us now.
Look at the shield. Oh my god, they gave me the window exploit what a bunch of idiots
hey watch this want to get a free kill Reload, cover me!
Stand clear. Sending out RCE I just died to an absolute illusion.
Wow!
I hate this game sometimes.
Our first ever OT game
Got my cam, you see this?
Yeah, I have to run again. I have to run again on that.
Oh he's on the camera.
Bad aim!
Bad aim bro!
He has 1 HP on the dot too and no bullshit.
Wow...
Come on my guy.
Mal! Mal! Oh that shit does damn good! Wow. Come on, my guy. Come on, my guy. That's it.
Mal!
Mal!
Oh that shit does damage!
Whoa the malusi does damage now?
When was that added?
Malusis do damage?!
Oh my goodness. well this is your damage Oh my god, Shroud. I love you.
One hit, Shroud!
Wow, Mingo's crazy.
Yo, Mingo, Mingo, Mingo!
How much damage did Malusi do?
The barbed wire? I'm a or are just no
by Oh, way. That's like five damage or something.
How is that his fault?
I mean bro it's obviously Shreds' fault.
Bro, oh but Dixie you died first!
We didn't go OT's.
Bro if we play 21 games don't go OT then pick up one player for 1 game and we go OT's
Yeah, you don't go OT's.
Obviously that player is the problem bro like I'm sorry.
Let's just watch it.
We didn't go OT because Mingo is the king of the game
Alright
Shred I love you bro fly your ass out of the lobby though Thank You G Oh man. See? Yo, are we going game chat? Are we going game chat?
Let's see.
Here, we got Iowa in here bro.
I don't like game chat bro.
I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!
Why?
It's actually not a boot.
No, his phone is ghetto bro
It's like a ringing sound
Bro chill on shred try
You guys know I'm right bro like I fuck with shred
But bro if you have the same team for 20 games don't go OT sub in a guy
It's gonna happen effect bro whether its killsabs plants bro it's all about aura and
it's all about five bro that's what it's all about
j9 they're playing their 24th game. They're only on that 22nd, you know?
Switch the game chat.
Stop being negative, bro.
Stop being negative.
Yo, Iowa!
Iowa!
Bro, Iowa just kind of spawned in huh yo Jade Jaden give me that big veiny dick, Jay.
Yo, chill man.
Come on bro! L-Bully, fake friend.
Ah yeah here we go with this chat.
So Shred was only joining... SHUT UP!
Shred was only joining for one game! Shred was only joining for one game, bro.
Like that was literally a clear.
We literally knew we were getting in Iowa.
Can you guys actually stop, bro?
How many more games, bro?
Jay, you want me to be realistic, bro?
This is me being so realistic.
Bro, if we go completely undefeated
it'll take like 54 games, bro.
Oh my god.
That's 54 games, bro. Oh my god...
I might be tweaking. Bro what are we getting- No, no, ask chat, ask chat
Ask chat, ask chat. I'm gonna chat with this
Yo ban the fuck out of Emerald!
Lair, lair...
Nope.
Yo, ask someone in your chat, bro.
We lost.
It has to be like 47 wins apparently.
No way it's not 47 wins.. No way it's like not 47 wins
For a champ?
Yo, if we go 47- 54
Wait I'mma tweet
Yeah that's what Gray told me earlier
Oh shit first Emerald ever planes of the day
wait hold on you're saying we need this tree
you're telling me no no Jason wait're nine hours in and we're not even halfway?
Wait, how many games do you guys have played?
Twenty-two?
Nine?
Oh, shit. Usually it takes like... nine
usually it takes like 20 wait, we have like
so okay I knew it was 54
because remember I was dweebing out a couple seasons ago
asking so it's 54 games to hit champion
we have played and won 22.
so we will be halfway done in no five
more
games left so in about two hours we'll be halfway done in, no, in five more games. So in about
two hours we'll be halfway done.
32 games, bro?
I don't think you're making it, bro. I'm gonna be honest, bro.
32 games, we got this, guys.
Come on.
Mingo, shut the fuck up. games we got this guys come on
you're not making it mingo shut the fuck up
Mike is like oh actually he's like 32
games we got this guys.
Yo, imagine thinking about 32 games. Alright so I'm gonna guess
in about 10 more games we're gonna lose Jay
Um
I don't know Iowa's schedule.
Richie, are you like a gremlin?
Like can you play all night?
Are you a gremlin?
I have school tomorrow.
Yo it's summer!
So we're going to need a new two stack soon.
He's in summer school, didn't say?
Yeah I'm in summer school.
But no, listen good shit.
Summer schools is good.
Listen if you didn't go to summer school
and you probably wouldn't be at summer school I'm trolling.
You probably wouldn't be in the top five
Oh well shit
What i was gonna say
If you were in Summer School Iowa
That's kinda good
Because your top 5 on console now bro
So that shit is worth bro
Like R6 comes before education i mean that too
do one that equals one four loco it's uh the 18. fan coffee damn yo this dead zone 18 I I'm not gonna tell you bro, your aim is so bad that you don't feel it.
Your aim is so bad that you don't feel it.
Bro Mingo!
Jynx let me teach you a spawnpeek come here
Mingo your app mic is scratchy fix it out
How do i fix it?
How do I fix it?
I don't know.
You sound like you're my headroom.
Look right here, look right here at this door.
Get out of my ear bro, damn.
Mingo is giving me ASMR tickles.
Yeah, I don't have any more.
I'm just going to go get some more.
I'm not even going to be able to talk.
I'm just going to keep talking. I'm just going to keep talking. I'm just going to keep talking. Mingo's giving me ASMR tickles.
I don't have Game Audio, I thought he was coming in.
Mingo get out of my ear!
I hate game chat.
Oh no, he joined us. I'm flying, I'm flying.
I'm flying.
Dad?
Hey dad?
No no I can't hear shit.
Yo like this mic to that camera.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Hey dad! No, no I can't hear shit. Yo like this mic did that
Yo chalk Mingo's mic
You gotta lower that shit
Bro but it lowers all of y'all doesn't it?
Okay how about that is it farther? Is it farther?
Just remove it from your softness bro. You know what I'm doing in the settings?
How do I do it Richie? Alright ready hold on
Hold on hold on. That is so loud
Mingo Jesus Christ. Click the
Click the PS button and go to mic.
And then click address mic on volume.
I'm bad, where the fuck is that?
Did I just restart my game now? Yo, it's turned on all the way.
Alright good.
Is it better?
Yeah sounds good.
I'm sorry am i getting off the phone?
I'm in... Dad
Bro, I gotta turn this kid down. Mingo!
Fix your mic!
It's not that you're in my fucking ear!
Holy fuck, fix it! My desk is right on Richie.
I always fight through.
Bro, I'm just stomping, man!
Yo, I'm going back to party chat. I can't do it. Yeah
go to party. Enjoy like game
chat or some shit bro. Have a great day
Bro! No, my ears are
ringing
My ears are ringing like I can't do this shit.
Holy fucking shitballs.
Like, what do I do bro?
I don't know, this sounds great. Just keep it.
Woah where's Jayden? No no no
Where's Jayden?
Oh nah
Yo Richie I swear to god I'll crash out
I'm just kidding Yo where is Stping man like i miss you bro playing russ
oh he lost his passion all right he lost passion wait this has stopped and fall off
bro way this is stopping follow
yes right
not just walking after Matt, Jace is just fucking gassing it bro.
Bro... I feel like i'm dead Mingo, I don't know what to do.
What Jack?
Bro Jay, I think you should do a 2 minute power shower, I can't lie. Power showers are good.
Bro, I might just go to bed now and sleep like 18 hours.
That's what I was thinking.
Let it go and then go again.
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Bro, I could hibernate yo. I can fucking hibernate. There's no way I'm staying up for 30 times more games bro.
It's unhealthy the way I can sleep.
If I don't set alarms now...
I know it's unhealthy the way I can sleep right now.
Especially in this game.
I mean, you're not even going to be able to get out of bed.
You're just gonna have to go back and do your thing.
Yeah, but like, I'm still trying to figure out how to get out of bed. I'm still trying to figure out what to do with my phone. I know, it's unhelpful but I can sleep right now.
Especially now, I sleep like a fucking baby.
Yo guys! Guys! Guys!
Wait Jay should we go to bed?
Nah nah nah. There's one more.
Look look look, we're winning like we can't get off
Probably fine to bed
We're not losing Oh my god
Woah! Secure the wall I'm gonna go back. Let me watch this. Whoa!
Whoa!
Secure the wall, you guys.
Y'all just seein', y'all just seein' what we got about here.
Dude, this dead zone glitch is making me so mad bro.
Bro honestly I'm about to fucking punch somebody.
Oh my god!
Fuckin' my aim bro, I might crash out.
Uhhh... Don't get how dinksy doesn't do it.
No, because I'm better than y'all.
I guess?
Owwwww! I'm not playing with you. Nah if you wanna know why I blew last time
because my fucking sensitivity is like
You know how you can change your R2 sensitivity
My C4's my R2
and I barely hooked it I'm gonna go my R2. And I like barely hooked it and threw up.
I'm going to go take a power nap real quick, I'll be back.
Whoa!
No no no no no no no no!
Jay that's not a power nap G!
Oh my god he hung up.
That's a fucking catnap.
Dad? That guy is dead.
Me and you Richie.
Richie me and you.
I don't think they're gonna...
You can catch him bro!
He's dead.
Is he in?
Yes.
Like, in-catch
Hot, now me!
Dead, dead at 2 points away
I'm holding a door
I'm holding a bear. I'm holding the van!
He's on the haddy, haddy
Oh Oh, no. One V one.
Wow.
Richie we lost our aura.
We lost our aura.
We lost our aura. Bro lost our aura We lost our aura
Bro, nah that just made me
extra tired. Yo
Why did this fucking motherfucker and ego
just to run at us like that? What the fuck
is that stomping? Yo, yo.
What? Where?
I missed a shot on a guy standing still.
Chill duo. No no.
Chill Duo?
Yo Jay just took a power nap. Can we talk about that please?
He's asleep bro.
Jay's gone.
We need to chalk our fucking stack.
I can't lie.
We didn't use that.
Yo, but I like...
Yo, here's the thing bro.
I was so excited
to run with you guys, bro
and then I seen that Stomping Mingo
and Jay were up at seven in the morning
So I should-
But look at me
I have passion
I didn't go to bed either
Bro why did y'all not go to bed either. Bro, why did y'all not go to BED?
Bro, I was shopping online bro
Bro what do you mean we played a turn until 5am
I don't know, I just wasn't tired
We had a turn, he's at five!
Yeah but you guys could've went to bed.
What do you mean we all could have gone to bed?
Bro, you guys could have got like...
What was it?
Alright so if we went to bed right after the 20
It would be like 3 hours or 4 hours
If we had like 435
That shit if you planned it
But nobody goes to the right of way. You know after a turn you gotta eat up needles?
Yeah, I can't hold it back right now.
That's like 30 minutes eating a needle.
No way we lost that 2v1 bro. It's a fucking low macaroon.
All their drones are over here!
I'm on-I'm on fucking Mew with fucking sense glitch. This is so corny
I'm good, there's a one here
Nevermind, being safe man
Bro Jay might actually be out
Got one!
Yo he went to sleep bro.
What are we gonna do?
Don't we have to TK at 213 or something to get removed from the activity?
Bro, he's actually asleep.
This is crazy I got you over here.
Left side, left side.
Oh my god it's 214!
Jack you're the bad bad bro I'm in on it.
I'm not losing.
Don't be skipping this round.
Bro, I tried to see him get out of here. Get on the can! Look where he's at!
Dead. Err... Oh, I...
Is a breach open?
Yo just chill, stop eating him please.
We just saw a lot of them.
Make him jump in.
Bro make him jump in., make him jump in
gritsy
aura
dad oh i headshotted him.
Nice.
Wait.
Let me see this.
Let me see this.
Yo, yo, yo.
Call Jay, bro.
Call Jay.
I'm not even telling you.
Bro, Jay just said he's gonna take a power nap so that basically means he's going to bed and leaving us
Mid-game too. No way
It's because we lost
a 2v1, Jace.
We gotta work on those.
Yo, but mid game
is just silly.
I mean...
Bro, I'm at the point
where I'm so tired
I'm like loopy and delirious, bro.
Oh that's how I was playing when I was in 7th grade.
Come on, bro!
Like what?
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha!
Yo!
Oh my god
Jay, did dad and Ash just take a nap right now?
they didn't pause
Jay there's no way you just took a nap
I'm trying to find this guy There's no way you just took- Oh my god.
Yo, he just did cocaine around
Oh someone said if Jay tied tired let his little bro take over. Wait that's up he passed!
Wait Jay where is your brother at?
Jay go kick a power nap bro
Like that actually would still win
He knows callouts, he knows callouts Like that actually would still like i'm like 62 bro They just hit a bomb bro.
Bro, you think about it bro, 34 games is not that much.
Or 32?
See I'm a man of positivity but that's all I can all. We played for 30 hours straight last time.
Remember that shit?
You kicked him out for two hours after last evening in the sky remember?
Yep. Fuck you.
That was two seasons ago.
Yup Iowa. That was two seasons ago. Yep. Got by one.
I was good for another 1 here.
Nah, he's fucking fresh off like ten hours of sleep.
He's on that window.
Huh you take damage from box-
Yeah right there! Left left! I take damage from
that I'm getting all fucked up. Don't be so fucking mad.
Wanna lay down?
Nice.
He's flanking. Damn! of that I was just like, you just flashed Iowa.
Wait no no no.
My kill now.
Walk down the gate come on bro.
Y'all J turn me up.
Flash the arrow up and give me that kill.
Walk down gang.
Yo! Bro! Walk down Yo, bro
Let me get inspirational
We're about to be an emerald
Are y'all not inspired?
People like fight everyday in real life People fight 9-5 we're playing a video game bro
Bro Mingo you the realest
Yo Mingo's the realest ever
See but Mingo is the realest ever. Yo.
See, but Mingo's
the realest ever, bro.
WMINGO in the chat.
Bro, chat.
Chat like real shit
on Love Y'all, bro.
Thank you guys, man
for allowing me to like play video games
as a job bro when i was a kid bro that is genuinely all i ever wanted to do man
i love you guys you know what i'm just gonna get hammered i think yeah that's a good idea
we're it we're getting champion but
bro i dead ass do love you guys grow like real shit mango just put back to
the perspective because I was like a bad bad bad bad bad being a little pussy
now bro real shit. Thank you guys for
giving me the best job in the world. I love you guys, man.
Y'all are my fucking... To like
the real fucking supporters, man, you guys know
who you are, bro. High Vise,
lot of other motherfuckers, Even Koff even though he's annoying
Bro I love y'all man like real shit
The real fucking supporters
I love y'all boys man
This is really the only job
I ever wanted to do bro and the fact that I'm able to do it is amazing.
And I promise you guys like I got you with a 24 hour stream bro.
I'm not bailing.
I got y'all.
Deadass I got y'all.
I got y'all bro like real shit, real shit.
Mingo W Mingo,
bro.
W Mingo.
Put that shit in perspective.
Yo Mingo,
let's get hammered,
bro.
Like that's going to make this shit breathe.
I'm already like,
I don't know why this line is making me tipsy.
Bro, I might get land shards rolling quick.
Yo can I get hammered too?
Yes yes everyone gets drunk bro.
Wait no!
Oh no whoa whoa no No, don't!
First off Richie's 20 but he shouldn't do it.
Don't do this! Look look, I didn't know that.
Hold on. First off Richie's 20 so he shouldn't drink
but he's not 17
Oh man
Jay don't start crying Oh, Franklin helped me. Hold on, what is Franklin doing?
Jay don't start crying!
Nah I'm sorry, I'm not gonna cry, you're right.
Let's get the exterior fucking trash music off. Whatever, whatever. We're running out of fucking goods, hold on.
What am I wearing? A Skech's shirt? Bro, I got- bro, I accidentally got the shirt in my luggage from Skech in Houston.
It's a Skech era!
You stole it from Skech, man.
I didn't steal shit. Yo Richie stop-
Yo two in here, two in here! Yo two in here! It's a sketch arrow. You stole it from Sketch Nice. I didn't steal shit. Yo Richie stop-
Yo two in here!
Two in here!
Yo, two in here!
I don't know the fucking room.
Bear?
What up Jiggs?
No I like this one. Oh my god my aim is fuckin horrible. What up Jiggs. No, I liked the Jiggs. I actually like this play.
Oh my god!
My aim is fucking horrible.
Slanted dead zones.
There's dead zones.
How's B site?
How's B site go?
Fine. They're both in this bush. psycho Bitch my fucking fuck I'm the king of this shit! Give me my emerald. BITCH!
Give me my fucking emerald, fuckboy
Hot? Hotty? Huh? What? Yeah, I was just kidding I'm gonna be up in an hour again, right? HOTSEY HUH WHAT
Yeah I was just kidding
In a hour I'm going to be up again
What do you mean up again
You're getting off
Like I'm tired or not.
Yo what's good bro?
I don't wanna be tired no more like an hour.
Bro just stay on!
What the fucker?
What are you calling me for?
I'm hungry.
Jay all of this life Jace, if you go to sleep you're not with Jack.
Ah fuck you bro that ass.
Yo stop queuing. Stop queueing bro. Stop queueing. you go to sleep you're not like fuck you but that I feel stop killing stop killing
bro on there stop killing but yeah
playing the game don't let us have first
place bro why are they for the 10 gift
and all you guys bandy said whoa
yo why old women me join me join me no
join me W wilding a shot. Why do you sound so excited bro?
It's beer time, it's beer time
Wait We did not come this far to hit you. Wait, Frank on that cheese pie is stomping.
Bro it's literally the- what'd he say on God?
Stomp and snake me.
Unless he was trying.
A big stick of pretend gifted.
He has a
husband thought is way too much play
right now
yo yo hey hard-running the map get my
ears rolling
I'm getting my beers, what's up Q?
Yo Mingo, hey guys
I might be peaking everything. I can't hold you
I'm gonna take a fucking...Jay let's go take naps
Abyss, abyss think of it at 10 fucking jazz go take naps yeah I'll be a big stick of the 10 get it out fell
into the pyramid bottom if they were not
so buttery to my property all right
it's time for drunk oh okay y'all got
nine hours of sober Dixsy now let's get sauce
let's get these land sharks rolling my goal is two man sharks an hour for three
hours let's go so so Oh, I'm floating.
Oh, I'm floating. I'm floating. Oh, I'm floating.
I'm floating.
Yo, y'all don't even know...
Y'all want to know why I'm floating?
Come on, bro, man shark and modelo. This is the fucking duo so so so so.. so. No.
Connection error?
Bro, Mingo I got the Medellos floating.
I'm off the Medellos.
Bro!
Bro! Hold on. Spammies. How'd Jaden do it?
Oh, Ooby? Ooby? On my way?
Alright. M'm gonna go. Can't wait for July 11th.
Let's fuck each other hello Q it hello yo chat you guys know what time of this man
80% of y'all are saying I won't make it 24 hours back
Jay, you all know what time it is?
Oh, you know what time it is
No no no it is. Shout out
Morgan!
Morgan!
Pull me
another train
cause I don't want to feel a thing no more hell no i just wanna sit until the pain wears off me for me another round is So make them drink strong Cause brother, he's gone
And if I'm ever gonna move on
I'ma need some witty glasses
Cause I don't wanna see the truth
Ben Leroy Lee Ben Leroy Lee Ben Leroy Lee the truth ben larry i leave in there i leave and there i leave and there i leave If I'm gonna make it to
Wait, Jinxy.
What's your favorite though?
Bro, y'all know the Kim Kardashian bar where she's like, I didn't come
this far just to come this far?
It's in the Drake song Search
and Rescue where he goes,
I need someone to be bad damn me.
Look, we did not get to Emerald
to turn into a bunch of pussy-ass losers
and go to sleep.
Hey, quote of the day.
Shut the fuck up!
Quote of the day.
I'll sleep when I'm dead, mija.
I'll sleep when I'm dead, mija. I'll sleep when I'm in a fucking grave!
Come on!
Run me my champion.
El campeon, ya mijo!
Jixi, Jixi, Jixi.
Go ahead
No Okay, because we won't get off until we hit number one. Bro they're gonna lose now. I'm getting off.
Well i'm not getting off until i'm at number 1
Wait that's why Mingo is my duo
Whoa! Mingo is my duo
Whoa Mingo mingos might do well whoa whoa but i mean go grab it
don't nobody want to hear that bullshit, Jaden?
Just say you're a passionate...
Jay I'm cool with you just saying I'm a passionless bitch
Just say that, Jay. I'm cool with that
Say hey I'm a passionless bitch.
You don't love this shit.
No but he doesn't love this shit.
But Jay, I know one thing... No but Jay, I know one thing. I'm saying the truth though.
No, but, Jay,
I know one thing though.
A year from now...
Shut your bitch ass up
when I'm talking.
I think a year from now
I'm going to look back on tonight
and be like,
damn,
I hit number 1 champion in the world.
I set my mind to something
and achieved it.
Jay little things like this is things you can think of
for rest your life.
Set yourself a crazy goal
and you don't stop until you fucking achieve it
And I already know it's just going to be me and already know that's just gonna be me and Mingo,
It's gonna be me and Mingo with three viewers
and i'm cool with that
You mean good ass?
You mean good ass?
How cool if we lose every game
I will not stop
The only way I'll stop is
If there are booters way in front of me
and there's no sign of them getting banned That is the only way I stop is if there's booters way in front of me and there's no sign of them getting banned.
That is the only way I stop.
If it's attainable, I won't stop bro.
I will not fucking stop.
Cause I know Adam's gonna go to sleep he's like bald bro
I'm-I'm not worried about that I just stopped the phone with him
Good Jay good Jay
And people said i wouldn't be a video game player
Jay! I don't care
Chat I don't care! Cap, I didn't.
I didn't.
He said Mingo,
I just beat Eagle's stats?
Chalk on it. Chalk this kid.
I think that's it bro, listen to me.
Let me hear what you got there.
Bro, I keep playing bro!
... Why would he double back? Why would he double back?
Fucking pancake ass driller.
Where are my drillers at? Hey, where are UK drillers?
UK ratpaw! UK Driller! You're ready! uk rap pa you can't drill
oh hell no richie went to sleep my stack told me back bro chatty i'll agree
i feel like i'm being held back bro.
Bro, I feel like i'm being held back.
Oh no! so Peek me. Peek me.
Peek me loser! Increasing our defenses
now get ready
one of four remaining
top four eliminated
hey so now Ripsy went to? Y'all are just taking turns telling me huh?
Yo Mingo no bullshit, do you wanna get like energetic people in like this shit's killing
Like I'm a little tipsy and I'm still bro
I want to get energetic people and this shits killing killing my vibe. We won't lose the score! Trust me we won't lose the score.
Trust me we won't lose the score.
Jay, I'm not calling him.
What?
Don't you have his number chief?
He wants to lose?
Why is it my responsibility?
I want to win though.
Alright, I'll call Richie. We're not something in zero, but you think I want to fucking lose? All right.
I'll call Richie.
I'll call him.
Yup.
Word.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll call Richie.
Your mic's lagging, twin.
Oh my God, bro.
Dylan and my teammates sleeping and shit, bro.
Shocking, bro. Well, third cup of wine is ringing. I think he just went to sleep.
Alright Richie's phone is ringing.
Not picked up yet.
Bro, we need to have an organic people bro.
Oh my god.
Yo what do we got stomping in loot?
Waze back! I heard him! Waze back! He's dead K! I was I do.
Bro, I was... Bro, I was fucking dumb.
No!
You went to sleep?
Nah, nah, nah.
Do you have the most tech strategy?
I'm not even trolling bro. I'm not even trolling from no listen with him. I'm not even trolling
About it my heart falls back You have been spotted by hostiles. Yeah I I was up here, too. Oh my god! Jigsy! Jigsy!
Skyey, he's hatching.
Oh my god, yes get skyed in here
Skyy at arrow
They might be inside
That...
No way I got kicked bro, you guys didn't want me
Oh man I'm dead
I just know I got your back
They're above me as well
I think so me as well. I'm a little tipsy, but it's okay.
No!
Third one, Iota.
Iota third floor close on Iowa
On Iowa
This kid is nasty wow
Bro Iowa's aim was crazy holy shit
Gru called he wants his
hair back Yo how, how does he time these kids out?
Did you have fun and you just woke up
and laughed at that?
Yeah, VIP like I have on.
What made you cut your hair the dead ass?
Bro, it's a jinxie I rocked.
Do you see that? That's a Jinxy arrow. Wait, Jinxie do you see that?
That's more of a jinxie.
Just cutting your hair off is a jinxier.
Oh did you hear that moan? Did you actually say I'm a little tipsy earlier?
Off my little titsay. Yo yo off of wine too huh no but my third cup
bro mingo's a college girl oh hell no jay flanke tipsy is like the most girly saying.
I'm tipsy!
Come here Jay.
Jay you own these frogs bro.
Jay, I love that angle. Jay, I love your penis too.
Love your dick too, Jay.
Right there, Jaden.
Jay, I'll be squirting on my dick.
No, no.
You gotta go, Jaden.
He's inside. him plant it!
Make him plant it!
Make him plant it!
Running on you!
He's coming on you!
Off it!
Run Jaden!
Go now! off it wrong Jaden go now so now go down good shit your day, that's what you do!
No but YOU DO THAT!
You do that!
Let me bounce on that dick daddy!
Let me bounce on that dick daddy!
Whoa, Jay has the second win!
Whoa, whoa, Jay has the second win. Whoa, whoa,
Jake.
Wait, he brought out
the no face it? That's a low blow, Ryan.
That's a low blow, Ryan.
Ryan, that's a low blow, Ryan. Ryan, that's a low blow, Ryan.
That's all good.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What are you doing for 50 gifted right now?
Somebody give me air!
That's a low blow!
Dixie, am I allowed to...
Huh?
No, no.
Don't even start that shit.
50 gifted bro.
Y'all listen to Kentrell.
I got four walls to myself.
Sitting inside of here ain't got no bell.
They don't want me in photos there.
Now all of a sudden you're waiting at our... They don't want me in photos, they don't wanna see me.
I love Young Boy
I got 4 walls to myself
Sitting inside a unit, ain't got no love
They don't want me for the film
Y'all don't wanna see me win at all
My head's a bit unbound
And I'm making fun of my friends
When the morning comes, I'll be back with more
I think I heard that on Wall Street I'm gonna make some more money. Sooner or later, that's what happens. My youngin' daughter, she got cold and hot.
I just heard that on the first episode of CNN.
I should've met my sister on a train ride
to her home in Greenland, Omaha.
Piss On Me daddy says Kyle.
Yo, rap up the street!
I got four walls to myself
Oh this song!
I was so tempted by you
Adam, stay on the mic.
I got some words for you.
Let me finish this round.
I was so tempted by you to never press rewind and run through street signs
but now i've seen all the truth standing in the dark trying to fight these giants oh you'll pay that part yeah over
the Oh, jeez!
So much sand, though.
Oh, man! Oh damn, put out the KLO! What? In my home! Hellooo!
G'day.
She loved me, and all it takes from me is that
Now I've my heart is through
Yeah, it's stuck in your face
Can't keep up with your face
Your face no
Yo Adam what's good bitch?
What's good yo! Adam what's good bitch? What's good?
Yo! Adam, what's good you bald fuck?!
What server are you on?
Queue the game. No let's fight for number one right now
Let's see who is really number one
We're on east right now
Wait wait no no I mean get in the party and do a 3-2-1 countdown
And queue the same server at the same time
Why suck fuckboy
Our game's 3-0
Wait y'all are number one
So Adam Wait, y'all are number one? Jump to B-Dubs.
So Adam...
Here's what's gonna happen.
What's the score of your game?
Pussy ass coward ass kid.
How to beat 2-0. How to beat 2-0, okay.
So Adam... Right now.
Adam, what if we did this, bro?
What if we waited for y'all's game to finish,
we met on a dead server,
did a 3-2-1,
and we really see who's number one
on leaderboards right now?
Why don't we do that, pussy ass kid?
We could do it at.
Wait, wait, wait, you're down.
Your dad ass down?
I'm so down.
I wouldn't care either.
We can fight that number one.
Who's on your dog shit ass team?
You, Franklin, who is like horrible
or you're horrible. Jordan is Vic and Cheese
Damn y'all are- Oh my god
No type of aim on that team
That's ironic you're drunk
No type of aim on that team. Mingo clears, Iowa clears, Jay clears, Richie clears.
Come on! Meet me on Central!
Wait wait wait, y'all have a central?
Um...
I don't know.
What about scuss? Y'all have a scuss?
Jay, you're hearing this free pack
I heard cheese pie aims with his penis, Adam aims with his penis
Franklin aims with his balls
Fucking... who else bro?
Adam aims with his elbows
Like that team is ass bro
Ay, ay
Yo real shit let me on that
I'm boss Gene you're trash ass
Adam you haven't won a tournament since 2017 bro like Adam
I won yesterday Adam you did not win shit
yesterday you did hey Monday? A monday? You want
a plumb attorney that's a plummer tourney
That's a plumber tourney
It's a Plum Attorney don't ever talk about a Monday wind in my ear
ever again. Don't ever talk about that shit
When on a Sunday or Saturday
or shut the fuck up? So Adam we're waiting for you bro I don't care
Wait wait then
Y'all have a scuss? I don't think they the moment of my death
Damn. Free number one
AJ congrats we got number 1
Adam got an ego in gear 9 oh hell no
Bro Adam this is your downfall.
You should have stayed on East.
You should've kept queuing.
You're gonna lose your number one.
You're gonna lose your number 1!
How are you this delusional?
I'm in here, I'm in here.
Fuck it, I'm in green.
Flanking Green!
Dead.
Plant's so downed and silly. 4 Plant's soaked out, it's silly.
4-0 Sweet! Wait, y'all wanna wait for that? I'm kinda down.
Hold on, let me win this round real quick.
Guybridge is dead. Damn. online and active hybrid sad damn adam your ego bro damn it bro you got an ego out of really
really adam you got an ego man?
Hey here we go! Scuds or East, what do y'all wanna do?
We're gonna skew scud.
Yo Richie you're on the mic right? You can hear this shit right?
What what? Adam and hear this shit, right? What?
Adam and them are number one right now.
We're number two.
They want to wait until their game ends and cue Scuss against us.
Hey, Adam, make sure Franklin turns off his screen. Everyone turns off
their screens so no one else can Q-slap besides us.
Let's work. I will float the game
chat to let my team know this right now.
Well, there goes your number one, Adam. Your ego is fucked up.
Adam, there goes your number one!
You're drunk. Adam, there goes your number one.
I'm on top of my level. I'm good.
I'm good. I'm off top of my now. I'm good, I'm off.
I'm on my devil right now.
I'm good.
Fuck you.
Let me quick, let me quick Mingo.
Let me quick Mingo.
Sober up you lightweight.
We are waiting!
We are waiting!
Mingo flip me host?
Flip me host?
Go to Franklin Street? Oh fuck. waiting mango flip me host let me host go to franklin stream oh y'all lost number one
jaycee are you sure we're a little bit drunk are you sure um dude it's adam bald goals cheese pie who's 44 years old uh who's their best player franklin yeah they have no gummies
hey walk down gang adam walk down here walk down gang! Adam, walk down gang! Walk down gang!
Come on.
Yo but you guys gotta understand bro
it's easy to take number one because like
Adam's ego is so big bro
Bro Jinxy he doesn't have Abdul to carry him
bro it's GG so read us on that
Okay Franklin and I are 23-0
okay so yeah yeah hold up
yo if we win this game we're dead ass
number 1 cause they're going to lose like nine
and we're going to get like 90.
Wait!
We're at 23-0.
We're catching up.
Yeah, 24 now.
No, but I'm saying
if we win this game,
we'll be number one.
We'll flip to east
and no one will ever pass us again.
But JC,
if we wait for them...
If we keep queuing,
we can beat them.
No, no, no.
We're taking it from their hands, Mingo.
Right from the fucking lens.
Or we could bait them.
Bro, on God?
Yo, listen.
I'm not just saying this, bro.
I'm not just saying this.
You want to do that? What? We could bait them. Everybody. Listen, I'm not just saying this bro. I'm not just saying this.
No no no no no We're playing them!
Adam you're bald! You're bald, you're bald, you're bald, you're bald!
Oh wait I'm actually bald. I'm sorry.
I'm actually bald.
Damn it bro!
Yo I can't even hold you adam's nervous bro
yo listen let me be honest though like i'm gonna say this i'm gonna say this on
god our team is better than theirs i would
be so honest if i didn't think we could win this pro
Oh, obviously
Obviously they're gonna get rounds it's gonna be a good game
Bro, we have Mingo who's the second best player on console
Iowa who's top 5 on console
Jay who's top five on console
Rich here's top five on console richard shot
five on council and i'm a cheerleader bro like we won bro
we dead ass one be my pom-poms ryan you're drunk adam you're bald well
i'm sorry i'm bald okay i'm bald but you're also. Well, I'm sorry. I'm bald.
Okay.
I'm bald but you're also bald so we're both bald.
Adam, you haven't won a tournament since what?
Abdul put you in the backpack?
You're terrible bro.
Don't count on Monday.
Don't you dare count on Monday.
What else?
What else?
I don't play without Simon.
I don't play without my duo.
I don't play without my duo.
We're not getting passed by nobody, bro.
We're not getting passed by nobody. We're not getting passed by nobody, bro. Yes you are! We're not getting passed by nobody.
What happened to Roller Prime?
I don't need stopping Adam!
I took him out of
Roller Prime. I don't need stopping bro!
I don't need stopping.
What am i listening to?
That would be a 2 month old kitten
Adam's negotiating deals
without permission bro.
Wait his team doesn't want to do the game!
They're ducking the game! Yo Franklin doesn't wanna do the game
your own team doesn't wanna do it! Your own team doesn't wanna do it.
Your own team doesn't wanna do it!
Oh no!
Why is my team ducking?
No, let me have a go.
Wait... did they just bait us? Hold on.
NO! YO HE'S IN A GAME!!! NOOO FUCKING WAY! Did they just bait us? Hold on. No! Yo, he's in a game!
No fucking way!
They're supposed to be in a game.
Jinxy...
Are you fuckin' stupid? they're not
stupid
they're not gonna duck this bro trust me
bro we were
bro jingxi
we were ahead of them and
they just baited us to wait
now that's
bro
you stupid motherfucker.
They're ahead of us.
They're 24-0.
We're 23-0.
We will pass them when we win this game.
Cool.
We will pass them when we win this game.
Bro, they're in a game while we are in lobby.
We should make them wait for us bro.
We're being good bitches right now bro.
Yeah, we're the good bitches who take number one from them bro.
Do you realize that? On bed dogs I'm not using this thing. Yeah, we're the good bitches who take number one from them bro.
You realize that? I'm dead dogs.
They are not gonna kill us bro!
Bro they're gonna kill us and if they don't kill us
We wasted what five minutes
This is so much higher up side
This is so much higher up side. This is so much higher up side, bro.
Adam's ass Vic is like probably their best player, bro!
That's a disaster stack.
That is a disaster fucking stack.
Vic bans cheesebot...
Yo Adam shut your trash ass up! Vic bands cheesebots Couple weeks back couple weeks back. A couple weeks back.
Actually did it on...
Hey, Adam, just know if you duck this, bro,
like, you're forever a clown.
Just know that. I mean, you can duck it, but you're forever a clown. Just know that.
I mean, you can duck it, but you're forever a clown.
You know we're taking that number one, too.
Who's discuss?
I'm needing clues around here.
Pick their band.
Give the cunts guts.
They're about to lose this round. No, no, they're going to me the whole time bro.
Close left of the door.
We're not being manipulated bro!
I can't lie, if Frankman really wants to win number one he's not gonna go against us.
No me again bro! Who is this guy?
That's his dog.
Yeah he was.
Communicating with my team.
Cheesepie said send him 200 or he's not queuing.
Woah, what?
Woah!
200? Urgh!
Gimme that cash app!
Tell him to send me his cash app!
200? Urgh!
We're not giving none of the money. cash out. 200 word. 200 word.
We're not giving none of the money.
Yeah, yeah.
If we get in
the lobby he'll
get his bread.
If we get
in the lobby
he'll get
his bread.
Yeah,
I gotta
get him
to the
lobby
to get
his
bread
obviously.
Yo Adam let's go don't duck now dude because they suck
come on bro no we're killing scotch give me hope give
me hope y'all are queueing right now?
Bro...
Hold the egg!
We were supposed to coordinate that.
I'm loading out.
I'm loading off a lobby.
I'm still not in the lobby yet.
Are you having Qued east yet?
No, I promise you.
I can send you a picture right now Jay!
FaceTime Jay! 9, 10
11, 12
13
14, 15
16, 17, 18...
19.
Yo we're doing scus bitch!
The fuck is this?
Well they are already in a game bro these guys are so stupid
They're in a game?
They're in a game? No they not I'm not Wait, they got a matchmaking error? Yo Adam say the Q bro!
Adam I will deadass give you 200
if we get this game bro. If we
get a game together i'll give you 200
Deadass I got 200 for you and 200 for cheese I'll give you $200. That ass!
I got $200 for you, $200 for cheese
if y'all get in the lobby
If y'all don't get in the lobby
I can shit
So go discuss
Go discuss
Tell your team, 200 each
if we get in a lobby together.
200 each. Just tell them.
I'll pay a ban for this game.
I'll pay a ban for this shit.
Okay.
I'm waiting for the invite.
I got follows to myself!
Weren't you begging Franklin to let you in?
I don't know what type of fever dream you're on, but go back to sleep G.
I would never play first day of season with Frenkings Trash Adam.
He sold the fuck out on me like two days ago bro.
Well I'm meeting a party...I think.
Am I at a party? Why they adapting? I'm not being annoying bro.
The number one team is ducking me bro.
I'm literally giving y'all a ban if you guys are not.
Wait if we get in the lobby I have I had a dad ass have a band
dad that type of man tell them bro
tell them bro I will let literally pay
I offered all this shit earlier to take
30 minutes off
yo what a game try to off. Yo, 200 each if we get the game.
Only if we get the game, 200 each.
So be it goes to God.
None of my shit is loading chat like at all right now.
What the fuck is good with this?
I can't tell if you're being ago. I'm so close to Boston
He's in GC hold on he's talking to his time
He's telling them the offer its 200 wait go to Franklin soon wanna hear what they say
It's 200 a player if we get the lobby if we don't get the lobby talking my teammates want to hear it on stream because
They're in your stream right now. Yes, clarify 200 per person 200 per player only if we get the lobby all right I got four walls to my
sale yeah wait we're doing stuff There's a 200 each if we can. Jinx, are you ready for Q?
Wait wait! We're doing scuss!
Scuss!
Okay y'all only have scuss right or do y'all have central?
Who is scuss?
No just because Vic is scuss I'm sc scott are you ready adam
ready three three two one q one q if we get it
if we get a, $200 each. $200 each. $200 each.
$200 each?
Let's see.
What do you got right?
Still not $20?
I'm a little tipsy.
No, Mingo, you can't be tipsy for this game. This is the most important game of the day
I'm on my fourth line. We're gonna get it we queued identically
Same server? We're gonna get it
I wanna see their reaction if we get them.
Kaysen needs a team? On that docks? No, I think Kaysen left.
Bro, we've been queuing the same
server as them all day bro we're not gonna take this
up it's not gonna happen
he didn't even do it whoa he didn't even do it. Whoa, he didn't even do it.
Why did he wait?
Why did Vic wait?
Whoa, why did Vic wait three seconds to Q?
Where's my 200?
If we get the lobby.
Jay is tired, richie's tired yeah also my whole team's tired too
uh j9 you're terrible it doesn't if you're energized or tired you are terrible j9 It's a drink, Ciara.
Oh my god did we get it?
No!
Damnit.
Bro I told you bro, I literally told you bro.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck. We didn't get it. We didn't get it. I told her I literally told you But it's cool a poverty stack. My team is so ass, bro!
It's cool! It's cool! Don't trip!
We wasted five minutes for the win.
Who cares, bro?
The Elo trap is going to be number one.
True. Wait, so
even they're not going to be number one. True. Wait, so even
they're not going to be
number one
so they're playing
for no reason.
I was like
we're playing
for no reason too
that's why you shut up.
But no but like
as soon as we hit
championship
Chase is gonna get
the bag.
Oh, baby.
If they hit champ for us,
we're not going to get the bag.
Kiss my D-Dolls. He's already...
He's already Diamond 5, I think this is?
I did not know
Wanker could give me the stroke.
He's played 34 games.
Who, who, who? 35.
He lost in a game.
So 34 games will be diamond.
Just imagine what that could...
No no no let me talk.
Niko think about it real quick though.
10 more games and we're already diamond, man. Exactly. Oh my god
That's so simple let's do that come on
10 more games for a diamond then once you hit diamonds
You're basically champion
Let's float Migo
Pearl Let's float, Mingo. Bro!
Mingo!
Mingo, cigar season?
Come on, bro.
Wait, I have a blind.
We can be done by 12 o'clock, Migo. We can be done by 12 o'clock, Migo.
Yo real shit?
We're getting jammed!
Listen, listen.
Think about it.
Think about it.
Really really think about it.
What?
I forgot what was up.
I'm going to go get my gun.
I'm going to go get my gun.
I'm going to go get my gun. I'm going to go get my gun. I'm going to go get my gun. What?
What's the point of getting the champ, number one. My dick will be bigger, I'll come bigger loads
I'll be able to nut faster, and
I might grow an inch down there.
What other reason
other than aura?
That's fucking aura!
I can walk up to my parents and say hey mom
hey dad i hit number one champion out of millions
of players that's pretty cool Half the match, half the match, half the match. What?
Yes! And then we just stay up.
And then we just stay up.
And then we just stay up. Yo if I get cigars going
it's over I'm telling you I might have to get it going.
But don't ban the DDoSers until Eagles are gonna get off.
Then ban the DDoSers!
Bro but I can't get them banned like that.
I don't have that much motion bro.
Aiba told me this kid is so bad
bro, like I can't play with this kid
JK he's top 5
I'm sorry I'm so good!
Oh my god, I'm drunk hitting clicks. Holy fuck!
There's hurt it On my windy
Mingo, I am number one in the world. He's been fucking skybridge, bro
Holy shit
It's a the fucking map.
Alright bro, drinks here.
Jayce flanking too.
Why Jaden? Why Jaden?
Why Jaden?
Wait, yes Jaden.
Wait, yes Nick.
Dad! Dad!
GG idiot Hold on let me lock in
Wait what? No. Watch the shot!
No no watch the shot! Oh god.
Finger blasting.
Sorry, I'm drunk.
One more try.
Finger blast me.
Two fingers, little bit of spit, a lot of motion.
You are the greatest player I've ever played against.
Yep, I'll get con banned if I send that.
So let's get Whisper in the stack for Iowa.
That guy is the king.
Holy shit. Now you all been needs fun oh my god jay why would you pee
it's cigar season i'm not gonna hold you guys at this cigar season like after this
how about a spark or spliffy bro?
I'm not gonna spark or spliffy.
No Mingo, no blunts,
no blunts,
no blunts,
no blunts.
Only wine, only wine.
Only wine, only wine.
Mingo,
I'm cool with you being tipsy Mingo
but crossfaded no
Nah, but mingle if your crossfader that's GG's bro
Yeah, that gave me a Franklin would ahead. I'm not gonna lie. That would've hit, bro.
We would've won too. We would've got number one on top.
Bro, but now we're probably
going to be synchronized with them on the same server
so, I mean, bro, you never know.
Yo, lowkeyJay just keep those streams tabbed bro
and see what servers they're on
like just in case we do get into a game that's done
Obviously don't stream stuff out when we play them
but like see if I can Just see what servers they're on bro
see what covers are playing keep it on your pc or something and let me know
they're gonna be an east family
is jesus Jesus goss They have two scuss 3e's, they're all gone
I'm dead
I'm just saying like bro if we play that scene
We win 75% of the time and we all know that bro all five of us
know that our team is just better bro there's no other way to describe it our team is just better
player for player player per player we have a better team bro
we have like three top five players
Like dead ass
But we have four top five players
Wow, which murphy? outside in year nine wow yo this guy wait i want to see this i might suck his dick
yo i'll be back bro. I'll
out how if it is on the spot
cyber
but i want I want to pop the energy drink, but like...
Boom!
That's not a good shit.
I gotta go pee bro
No no no
What's getting me mad is bro
I have to fucking take a piss every two
Fucking seconds bro
Holy shit bro Like I've had to take
a hundred pisses.
I'm not even drinking a lot, bro.
It's getting me so aggravated.
Hop right back, bro.
10 more games no oh my god my room's a mess too bro. I need like a bat king bro
Lock in Jaxxie
I don't have the A6 right now
If i was a Bat bitch
I would wanna fuck me too
Secure the bomb lock it lock it
fuck it located a bomb plan your defenses accordingly
yeah it might be showtime ladies and gentlemen
we cannot lose, bro. We cannot. Deploying magna!
Yeah, I'm the king.
Don't worry.
Wait, Jinxie.
Jinxie?
Ha!
If we lose that game are we getting off?
Nope.
We're going to keep grinding?
Let's just stop in here, bro. And I'm good
If I lose the game, I'm good now
When I was in the game, bro. Shut up with that shit, bro
You're selling
How am I selling? What did I do? Mount Frag and you were drunk.
Bingo, you're not drunk, you're tipsy! You already said that.
No no, Jake CDI, I swear to god
I drink two shots sometimes
And I feel more drunk on wine than I do fucking with wine.
Well, wine is just silly!
Don't drink wine. That shit is...
Nah, get the skin off my team.
Mingo, that shit is silly bro.
I'm dead
Yeah no, i'm dead
Oh my god!
I am in such a fucking bad mood right now
I can run through a fucking brick wall
Alright
Double escape up
Nah bro I literally had to go take a piss Like I was gonna go around Bribe literally had to go pick up this like I would actually got a fifth my pants. I'm not even trolling
Let's go back on that I'm back, I'm back.
Dead.
You guys have to try out the cauldron or some shit! Hold on let me play it.
I'm just confused! There's no audio! so so so uh That was clip of the year.
That's good.
Hey, Jakey did you hear it? That was clip of the year. I sold it, that's good.
But Jake did you hear it?
No but I bought a minute, that's the only reason why I came in.
We're telling you the camera is an addict bro!
Jake said they were rising. No that was clip of the year i'm just depressed i'm sorry Yeah, Zach you gotta strike back in. We called out they were-
No it's clip of the year I'm just depressed I'm sorry
I had party muted but I don't even know if I'm killing four with party on mute
Oh we weren't talking
Cause y'all would've been bitching and moaning in the 1v5
I wouldn't have heard the plant
Nah we weren't talking about that.
That's only like Lewin
stomping bro.
That was clutch of the year man! Silly silly silly lie.
That was beautiful bro
Yeah the positioning and awareness was just beautiful It was all great but now I'm a worthless piece of shit
who choked and fell short so
Nah no and fell short, so... That's not gonna happen.
Just quit bro, just quit. Yo! Alright guys!
No you wanted me to shit talk you earlier when
you lost the clutch remember? Where did my wine come from?
It's alright. Listen, Goggins mentality bro
Listen we actually have to win this round
I'm not going
Yo, I want someone to float in green with me
How do you attack? Bro, you just ying
green and hop in, I'm telling you. Can I go blitz?
Yes, yes, yes. We gotta make sure there's no
frostmite style. Bro, go blitz
Hop in red! I'm going to ying
green. And I can yin red. I'm gonna get green and I can get ready
Yeah, pretty much yeah unless you do some like with a church that's us
But we actually can't lose.
I think...
Look, I'm not unlocked to fucking run up to this.
We can! Let's caught to the air.
You want me make sure there are no frostmourns?
Green! We got it this is green. Any any frostbite jinxing now
I can hop in and fuck them
You get you guys ran down green down bring down down green, down green, down green!
Close top, close top JT!
Nooo! Stop stop stop!
He's left!
Yes!
Stop Brad!
Come on.
Hey, hey, hey.
Go fucking ying every round bro. That's all I do on the site
Bro, i've struck fear into so many
hearts on Ying bro like I got Bolo banning
that shit on me bro. Like come on.
Like bro, like real shit bro?
I have aura on Yang.
Not even just because I'm on your team right now
No I've been known that
You're not like stomping kind of aura But not like stomping aura I've been on that, I've been on that. Like you have like Stompin' kinda aura
but not like Stompin' aura?
Not the gunny- yeah I know
We'll never stomp an aura
Maybe Stompins like henchman aura maybe
I'm cool with being in Stompin's pocket like a henchman.
I'm always cool with that.
Bro, if you can't stomp it into the stack, it's over.
Chalk sacks are to Zach, no?
We got no comms.
Damn bro how is Franklin 4 rolling every game bro like lose a fucking round. I don't get it why don't they put us against
like comp though if we're the highest elo or for the second high seal and then the highest
you love would do the same server at the same time why would it put them against
i don't know, bro.
We're getting like TikTok
Rust kids, bro.
No we're playing K way well no we're playing like kids who shoot bro
like these kids are terrible but they shoot they should they should they should five seconds to go
oh my son i get them i get that floating in green again. They're like giving them to me more games by like 20
Nor about the game's drop seven word. I wasn't funny you just this round data justice round
That one guys I'd rather have T2C than a light-turning attack. Swung that! He swung that, wow.
Wait who said that? Is that the guy without a turning attack?
Okay cool. Alright let's go.
Dog shit ass. I was hitting champs while he was playing. Let's go.
Dog shit, I'm sorry.
I was getting champed while he was playing Fortnite.
Lock me in. Come on.
I'm gonna flash screen again.
Yep.
Yep! Okay. Nope, it's unbushushable they have a warden and frost mats.
Oh wow.
You wanna do a main wall with fucking Ying Grim?
Like bro we could probably plant. gingham but what we can find where
much
uh...
it at the marathon They have the Mira set up.
We have Skybridge control.
Hold on, hold on Jai.
Close Jai!
Nice Jai! Nice Jai!
On me, on my window!
Yeah come on!
SET THE FUCK DOWN LOSER!
Look at how predicted he is. Look at how predicted he is.
It's a Jinx Sierra. Come on, bro.
Predictable. Predictable.
Come on.
Hey, that 0-X no face that's running out of
that? Come one. Woah Rich. That's a gentleman no faces now
Wait, oh, I should make believe bro. We know what you didn't win come on. Oh, there's no bogos
I
Got four walls to myself sitting inside of here.
The new app is fucking garbage, Hanatak.
I thought it was like Recruits. It's a new op?
Bro, it's a new op but it's recruit bro that's all it is
Okay so its not a new op it's recruit
Well it IS A NEW OP BUT IT'S RECRUIT
No it's recruit. No, it's not.
It's a new op, bro.
There's no new...
Bro, bro.
I'm about to crash out.
No, look at that.
Is there an Emerald Super?
How many Emeralds do you already have?
If it was a new op,
it would be behind Deimos and not in front of the fucking opposite.
Yo!
They went down, they went down.
Wait, the booters are Emerald too? I reported this 9 hours ago.
Well don't worry about that, man. These guys are f***ing clowns.
F*** Day9 bro
Yo get this f**** mute jammer thing off my screen holy
all right what's the push here Come on, come on. I'm just gonna get 27-0. What are we like 25?
This is not 25 and a half.
Someone in my chat just said bro has the Babe Ruth diet.
Come on bro!
Fuck that man.
Fucking beer and cigars lock me in.
Let's go.
Put them against like fucking sky or some shit bro. beer and cigars. Lock me in. Let's go.
Come on, Adam, cue my server
pussy ass coward.
Kill me kill me me, come on Iowa.
Jaden, refire the mat, refire the mat. Jump in and refire the mat.
I'm gonna yank up the ladder with IOLO
Let's see if he dies first
You have low Q and bomb Dad, I missed a mag. Dad!
Oh man, oh my god!
Brother today, hot sucker.
Oh man.
I'm just going through it.
Yingying his trash ass.
Look at the aura Richie look at the aura look at your arm again
I'll give you a wrong way but that's
not what we are looking for
look at the aura come on come on blind
as a bad blinded back from my fucking
hello
look at me look at me. This is the aura
Bro dead ass getting could squat 500 tell me I'm wrong that bitch looks like an NFL running back bro
I can't hold you
She could, yeah she would fucking pick me up by my fucking neck
Richie or no not Richie Mingo say your tip to you one more time
and you're flying out of the stack.
Mingo sober up bro!
Yo can we get stomping?
Like I need my king. Get stomping then bro.
Bro, I've called him five times
He might have blocked me bro
I have Iowa blocked on Ubi
There's no way I haven't blocked on ubi richie invite him there's no way i haven't blocked on ub about to order some pizza yes sweaty sweaty get a sweaty one yo
ritchie sweaty pizzas you're're in New York, get a sweaty pizza. Ew!
Richie you're in New York, get a sweaty pizza.
Sweaty pizzas...
Get a nice and clean
What's the best pizza price? Best pizza place for my daughter?
Domino's.
No bro, let's just kill it bro.
I wanna let down
Do not Q
Woah Adam are you deadass? On that dog's
Do not Q. Are you deadass? The baldy
Oh Adam, Adam You didn't see what I did to the last team,
did you little bald fuck?
Wait, I'm bald, I'm sorry.
They aren't me.
I'm sorry, I'm bald.
Well Adam yeah,
You're a 0x bro.
Yo, watch the server.
Hey Adam had no faces.
Yeah, Adam, no faces.
You have no faces.
Well, Richie, chill.
I never played.
You had Abdul and didn't win, bitch.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Okay, listen. Adam was team
young boy D-team Richie. He didn't get to play with
that role in face hit.
Jay you remember Adam? He was team young boy
D-team. Don't get an ego now off of rank 2.0
Adam.
Adam you see me on scus right now?
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Hey Adam cue my scuss right now
I'm roundhousing your trash shots oh
blood were you out adam are you queuing
jay i bet you they're silent q and j wise duck
i think you know what's happening no one i bet you the silent queueing, Jack.
Adam your number one is gone! Drop the ego clown!
Wait, Adam! Adam!
Invite me to the game Jordan.
Eagles, eagles.
What's the server? I got a question for y'all. dragon yo if we get them if we get them float Iowa in game chat i'm flying till jinx gets off because
let me get this straight really quick you realize
let's break this down real quick frame by frame
i was better than your entire team r Rixi is better than your entire team.
Mingo is better than your entire team. Jay
is better than your entire team and I'm better than your entire team.
Your team is a fucking travesty of
the team. You guys have no type of wins,
no type of aura,
no type of gunny.
Why the fuck would you
cue us on scuss, bro?
Why, Adam?
That shit is silly.
Cheese pie solos.
Okay.
Are you ready? two one cue oh if i get adam it's up no it's up e legals let me see that
team in the lobby let me see that team in the lobby
let me see that trash ass team in the bottom of course i don't know how y'all
got to number one but yeah i mean y'all are so asked jaycey if we get them a
little drunk yoingo, stop bro.
Smoking is bad? Give me that cigar! Oh no I puffed, I puffed, I puffed
I don't smoke, I puffed. I don't smoke, I puff, I don't smoke.
No, we inhale, we inhale!
No, no, pop, you don't inhale cigars, dork.
No, we inhale!
Now do some of the smokes slip?
Yo, please give me e. Please give me Eagles.
I'm taking this number one from your trash ass.
Give me Eagles.
Give me Eagles right now.
Give me Eagles right now.
Give me Eagles right now.
Did it six months ago with Mingo.
Mingo you were there. Did it six months ago with Mingo mingle you were there didn't take months to go with mango mango you were there come on
hey adam my offer's still on the table bro. 1k if we get y'all bro
Well yeah, I'll come. We accept
So remember to add
Sky...sky...sky Bye y'all die sky god man the science i will have your screen time
you guys don't have a single top 25 player on your team bro like yo why are y'all
i'm top 10. i'm top ten and you know it i'm top 10 and you know it
big mad thank you for the 10 gift w big mad in the chat
i got four walls to myself hey chad sitting inside of here ain't't got no bail didn't want me for a fail. Y'all wanna see me win that out
It's a party in the USA.
Richie got off, Amira.
Wait, Richie got off?
What?
Richie got off, Richie got off.
Richie's here, Richie's here, Richie's here.
Wait, you're drunk, drunk mingo i hear you like
slurring your words are like slurring bro
cost amigos tito's no no i don't repeat the iron
oh this song is crazy chad about to put y'all on bro just listen bro
I saw you again last night
You were with somebody that's all outside
Met you in the bathroom, it's all over And if we get to again
We could never be friends
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm not myself when y'all around
Koyo! Koyo! not myself I'm a demon in the night, she's an angel with no eyes
Tell me keep on all your lies, I'ma show you what you like
Get back on your toes, make some nothings by my nose
Take down my house to zombies nobody knows
I guess that's all you can ask tonight
You wish somebody saw us tonight
Messed with bad dudes well, we'll try oh I need your smoke, I feel the sick inside
From seeing you next to a friend of mine
We did it sweet but I read your mind
Both telling lies, dark out of eyes
Didn't work that time
I'm keeping in the night is You put back all your clothes, make some napkins on your nose
Now you can tell my hoes so nobody knows
I think that's all you did last night
You moved somebody's soul
What's life? Mashed you in the bathroom You were with somebody so I sighed
Mashed you in the bathroom, it's all alright
And I'll watch you again
We can never be friends
Yeah yeah yeah
Alright I'm back let's go
It's a jinxing out right?
I'm done. I'm done
I'm doing the Ritzy C4
Ritzy C4 come on
Were you astonished when I killed you with that?
You have so much aura bro, you have so much aura.
That was a Rikki C4.
Yo, that's the callout too!
They're gonna call out in pro-game.
Ohhhh, I saw that. You got that triple kill with it. Oh!
Remember that?
No, I got a quad with it.
I was with you on the second round.
Bro Jinxy, you know I got a quad from that before?
Against AUs and then? Against the EUs.
And then I killed the last one
My SMG
Musta on da beat, bump beat
On me, on bruh, on me
Get off that
You know the score You know the score.
You know the score between us.
Sorry my ego is getting crazy I'm sorry.
Ying-ing me!
Dead!
Yo I'm dead ass in a gleeful mood.
And I can't hold you.
Iowa's so good at cracked.
Yep, just stream-slam all of them, Iowa.
No, I'm kidding.
They're planning...
Iowa doesn't care.
Can we get some W's for the 10 hour mark, Chad?
That's crazy. been streaming for hours I never How for a Christmas, bro.
How many is too many options? I'm finna pass on this body, I'm John Stockton
I mean it's too many options
I'm finna pass on this body, I'm John Stockton
Beat your ass and hide the barber
i know he got some ho in him, pull on him.
Extortion fully to throw at him.
Say Drake, I hear you like a young'un.
I know he got some ho in him, pulling on him.
Extort shit fully to throw at him.
Say Drake, I hear you like I'm young
You better not act like that girl that's slow like water
And any bitch that talk to him when they in love
Just make sure you hide your little sister from them
They tell me she the only one
That get your handy-downs
And party at the party playin' with his nose now
And Baka got a weird case where I see around
Certified lava boy, certified pedophile
Pop pop pop pop the hot fuckin' hood
Pop pop pop pop pop im I'ma do my stuff
Why you turnin' like a bitch ain't you tired?
Tryna tuck a cord and it's probably A minor What song is that?
They not like us, they not like us They not like us
Wait wait chat
You think the bae gonna let you disrespect Pac homie
I think that ugly show gonna be your last stop, homie.
They not like us.
They not like us.
You think the thing gonna let you disrespect
Pop Nigga?
Don't hit the radio bro, I'm vibing to it.
What is the hell? Don't hit the radio, bro. I'm vibing to it. GO!
Come on, hey Drake they're not slow
Yo thanks for up a point on The Obvious, bro Drake they're not slow. This bitch jumping Hey Gemini's D
Gemini!
I'm a Gemini!
What the fuck that?
I'm not a monster
I'm just a fucking monster
Where's my dancer though? I'll gonna get you.
I'm not getting through that.
I'm just gonna pop up here and kill him.
Yeah, they're talking.
I didn't hear it.
I said yeah!
Bruh!
Oh my god. Put your pride right to the ground Nigga I was on a moon
Oh my god
I said yeah Put your pride right to the ground um oh I see. Daniel!
He has no meter, so he's out of the round. Shoot him! I don't know.
Yeah, yeah. Whatever. I don't know. No, like I I can feel it. It's another stupid summer where it's cold, cold, cold
And you think the weather won't go home
Had a few updates on baby no one knows
Oh! I already got messages with this kid. What did I tell him?
Wait, they watch me Jaden watch me all right
I'm here.
On me?
Head up to a place where maybe no one goes And I'm happy for the liquor and I'm Polaroid for pictures
Yeah baby you should stop me before I lose control
I will perfect the person
in my go through your
person but only your disguise?
You see the stars, but they just
see the sky and you see my scars
going through the AC.
On my stairs no
Lock me in duo
Look at this aura, it's a Jinx Sierra!
Good night, loser!
Fuck we won. Oh fuck! Fuck were you on or?
It's a jinx era.
IT'S A JINX ERA, SEE IT!
IT'S A JINX ERA
Now he asked the plants I time, it's so mathematical.
Ten seconds left.
Five seconds left.
But it's so tactical, it's so tactical. It's a Bohemian era. Whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa!
I've been dodging all of my friends for the steps that you saw me throw at me.
But I feel a little silly now.
What do you mean?
I'm going out for that dance.
I don't know what to say.
I just want to be with you.
I don't know how long it takes.
I can't wait until we get there. I'll be waiting for you. I'll be waiting for you. Is this the original? Yep.
No, no, I got a song! Chad, I got a song!
Chad, I have a song!
Chad, I have a song!
Chad, I have a song. Chad, I have a song. Wait for it.
No I don't know. All my weapons are toxic, boy.
My mission is so rude and always negative.
Okay.
Okay, what if they actually do the solace though? Come on, Katz. Pinky's in here. though whoa well where are my goggles that's how long they take to load oh I'm
never using soldiers again oh I'm never using soldiers again. Oh, I'm never using soldiers again. Oh, I'm never using soldiers again
Yep all right well sold us is done. I'm never using that operator again.
10 seconds
P Diddy invited me to a party. Yo can my team invite me bro please?
5 seconds left
Yup, I'm never using Sold totals again wow that's actually insane But it's not that quick and easy, oh I'm drowning.
I'm better off all by myself.
I can't live without somebody else, so I hear you crying out for help.
But you never showed me when I was ringing your cell phone. I hear you crying out for help, but you're not the short one.
When I was ringing your cell phone, no,
you don't know how it feels to be alone, baby.
No, I'll make you know.
Make you know make you know me me All right.
I'm drowning, let me breathe!
Life is immaculate backing it up with me counting the hours and knocking my wood avoiding is I'm ready, don't want to admit it. I'm running out of seconds, I'm rigid,
I'm screwed and no one's here.
Alright, this is why I can't like play with Jay.
Yo Jay!
Invite me to the goddamn party
Goddamnit! party god damn it
calling day Mingo wins this every day of the week,
Mingo wins this.
GAREN! Oh my god he's so nasty! Mingo one more
for the family! For your dogs! For the dogs.
Mingo, one film on scenario, 45 seconds off clock
He has a diffuser. Nothing but aura.
Mingo!
Tch! Mingo
Good roto Wow what a rota he's gonna hold the diffuser from the hatch. Oh my god is a fucking genius
He's gonna he's uh four eliminated
yo mingo is actually so smart Wow. Bruh chat, I'm not singing in anyone's ears
I haven't been to the party in five minutes bro
My party crashed pro-mingo is so good
my girl was in labor and I'm watching a stream wait what okay sir Jays actually Okay, so Jay's actually...
I wonder if Jay has like a 54 IQ.
Because when we did the IQ test it was 84
but he's just sitting in the party
these guys are actually
so annoying
Yo I need Jay to invite me, I've called his phone twice
I guess i'll call Richie to tell Jay
to invite me? Like, this shit is so annoying, bro.
It takes one second.
I'm about to crash out. Richie, can you tell Jay to invite me please?
He hangs up. Yo Mingo
Yeah
I guess I'll just invite Jay here Why What? Even when I'm drunk, I'm smart right?
Yeah that was good.
That was good.
That was good.
That's smart.
All right join them.
Join them.
Join them.
Join them.
Join them.
Join them.
You're drunk.
Fuck.
They invited me?
Five seconds before the game starts.
Join.
Join. See now watch so Mingo doesn't have invites Fuck. Join, join.
See now watch so Mingo doesn't have invite so I'll invite Mingo.
Yo J! And then he leaves.
Yo this kid's a fucking idiot. idiot Oh, my pedasi wet.
Yo they down or up? They're down!
Mingo what you wanna do?
Yo so Jack...
You didn't even invite- even I think the dumbest person ever
on my window, I'm dropping yellow. On my daughter, I'm dropping yellow.
Flank! I'm getting flanked bro, got ass.
I'm got ass getting flanked.
Loser. Dog shit clown. I'm
object
drop
okay my god.
Ah!
We're gonna die from that.
Jake, I'm so sad!
Watch this, Jake.
Connector, connector, connector...
Zed?
Our left? Zeeeedd? Wow, Jaden.
Wow, Jaden. drinking the follows You never shook me when I was making yourself known
No, you don't know how it feels to be alone baby
I'll make you know
I'll make you knooooooown
I fell into your river
That's where you told me
You said that
I'd feel better
But this is where the guys die. It's pizza, not pie................. you
It's the king of this shit bro Drake is the king of this shit, bro.
Drake is the king of this shit.
He will be forever, bro. I'll start here and leave you back. gonna leave BK get him right.
I have white knee surgery.
Send his ass to the nursery.
Send my ass in that nursery.
They only got no skin on their face, they only cut it off.
Cut it off! Y'all BK! this song This song
You saw me Fucking Actually this is the last glass of water I've had from no alcohol, bro.
Fucking sucks to be a alcoholic, I don't want it.
But after weed sell...
God!
Like what's up with that?
I keep smoking fucking that.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I can't handle it. I'm dead. I'm going to die. I'm dead. I'm dead.
I feel like a man in the aisle! I know!
Falling?
Oh my god, you're shooting at Iowa? Nah, I got that, I got that. I'm dead to the person, I got that.
Okay.
I'm going to go back and get him.
I'll be right back.
I'm coming for you.
I'm coming for you.
I'm coming for you.
I'm coming for you.
I'm coming for you.
I'm coming for you.
I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you. I guess the pump shot don't hit him bro. Good flash.
Oh my god, dad!
Dad jaded him.
Get bombed. dad oh my god dad jaden
whoa come on bro He stole my kill! He stole my kill! He stole my kill!
He stole my kill!
AHHHHH Too bad, we didn't have a match. ah money started spending i got model want to lick me like some candy
and them drugs coming handy last night savage but no i'm not randy
hit her with no condom had a maker eat eat a planty and I'm sipping on that codeine not brandy uh I see me the way some
Bop! Bop! oh uh come on Lock in duo. Lock in Zixi.
It's a Ritchie era, it's a Ritchie era.
Y'all just keep sleeping this shit is dead!
Oh Zixi have you forgotten to turn on the music? Y'all just keep sleeping. This shit is dead.
Dixie, have you ever got drunk from wine?
No bro. I'm not a middle-aged woman dude.
But like... I drink Landsharks, tequila and vodka bro. That is it bro.
Wine? You got me all the way deep bro. Do I look like a 57 year old soccer mom no bro i don't drink wine i'm
like drunk holy i'm cooking wow yo double that's right oh he's not in the party. I forgot.
Girl, they don't switch in a bomb. What?
Yeah!
I was bad.
It's a Jinxing, yeah bro.
What's your mom's jinxie, yeah bro. Plant the bomb, jinkzy!
Plant-a-dee-bum-ba
We're following window, we're following the second
window, we're following the second window
Yo Mingoingo stay alive Fuck.
Are they walking on my genre?
That's your new max, my max are crazy. Where's the... Hard left, hard left!
You dumb fucks!
Hard left you dumb fucks!
Got him.
Good aim!
Oh my god. Fire on him!
Come on!
Wait, I can fire it. Just fire it off! come on wait i can plant um oh fuck you whoa whoaek me bro, Tato Chip.
He might be Spyro.
Spyro!
Die die die!
Wait Jay What do you want to do? What do you want to do, Zeno? Oh my god. Oh, RichieJ's back.
Wait Jay I'm a really real stepper Jayden Yes I like this, I like this. That smart game
Well now i'm swinging
This is why im going to fuck you in July Well now I'm swinging. He doesn't know, he doesn't know!
He doesn't know Richie's dad, he doesn't know Richie's dad.
See? I'm a genius bro.
Fuck this pussy boy, fuck it!
See? He doesn't know what he's at.
Try to have her with the clown?
I ain't finna really tell y'all
how to get away with murder and shit I ain't finna tell y'all how to get away with murder Hi! I'm a snack too. in my face well let me in the door is Yeah. Let's do it! your proof no you're fine.
I'm in sight.
Hey, I'm in sight.
Mingo, your phone call's on.
Mingo, your phone call.
He's so hot.
Hey, chat!
Rush with me Iowa!
Jayden rush with me!
Holy fuck I'm drunk as shit Holy fuck. I'm talking shit.
Holy fuck!
I'm gonna fog this up for that portion of the video.
Falling? FALLING?! Paul!
Pauling?
Oh my god dude, that was pretty good on the Honda Accord And... Dash!
And...
And... and my So many times it happened to pass. You tried your best, you broke glory.
Come with me on the river that we must fight just to keep them alive
I'm a tiger, it's the best of the fire
I send out through the challenge of my wild love I Look at Iowa Iowa. Get Iowa. Good, Iowa.
Look at Iowa.
Look at Iowa.
Ricky!
Ricky!
Ricky!
Ricky!
Look at Iowa.
He's so smart.
Look what we got here.
Talk to Tony bro!
Talk to Tony...
Bro if I was stream sniping right now
He'd be unstoppable. He's the best stream sniper on this game
Remember when he stream sniped me, bro? Good times.
Yeah, he knows exactly where you're going.
Oh no!
We're actually in a 4v5 and we're cheating.
Wait guys can we lock in?
Hey gamers!
Dude I lowkey wanna eat a pizza, bro. Jinxy, Jinxy guess where I ordered from?
Papa John's
Medium handmade pan
I'm getting a Domino's medium handmade pan. I'm getting a Domino's medium handmade pan!
Little Caesars has the best crazy bed in Cheese Pizza.
Bro, I'm ordering a medium Domino's handmade pen.
Let me call my brother.
Yo!
Yo, I'm streaming right now.
Yo can you order a medium Domino's handmade pan pizza
and I'll pay you?
Yeah. and I'll pay you thank you sir thanks what a guy like I love my brother man he just said yeah like I love my brother bro
bro medium Domino's handmade pan pizza I'm floating around the map me ha so
Richie actually been AFK and we lost the game. Alright, cool.
Secure the bomb.
I'm about to eat the fuck out of this pizza.
Yo!
Wait, what do we do when Richie's AFK?
What happens now?
We lose?
We lose?
Drop him.
Drop him.
Chatter, what's your time?
Is Kayson on?
Is Stomping on?
Bro, King would be so good.
I love Stompin bro.
Bro, Stomp is such a good person bro.
You know where the meme goes?
He's a good dude.
He's a good dude.
Yeah.
Bro, the reason why I fuck with Stompingingo? He's a good dude.
Bro the reason why I fuck with Stomping is he's actually a good dude Like a lot of like top champions are really egotistical and weird bro
Stomping is a good fucking dude chat
Chat like stomping is a good dude Mingo you know stop it, he's a good dude.
Mingo, you know bro
something never does no weird shit.
Yeah, I fuck with you, Mingo.
I fuck with you, bruh.
Bro, Mingo, we're both drunk as fuck, bro.
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.
You're a good fucking dude, Mingo.
I love you, bro. I've never been in a circle of wine before.
You've never been like...
Bro Mingo, you've never been on no weird shit bro
and that's why I fuck with you and Stompin' like heavy bro
Same with Jay
Jay has never been on no weird shit
I fucking love Jay
Bro we did lose number one champ though because richie went to sleep but it's cool bro i got pizza on the way's here, my pizza's here.
We gotta get a substitute, we gotta talk to him.
No Chad it's not even no dick riding shit, Stomping is a good dude bro like anyone that knows Stomping knows he's a good kid bro like Stomping's a good dude, bro. Anyone that knows Stomping knows he's a good kid, bro.
Like, Stomping is
a really good kid.
He's a good guy, bro.
Richie hasn't got kicked.
It's a Richie, bro.
He gets kicked at 213.
He gets kicked
at 213, trust me. He gets kicked at 213, he gets kicked at 213 trust me. It's a big under
But Jaden the reason why I fuck with you James never been on no weird shit, bro. You know what I mean, bro?
I love you Jay like yo Chad WJ bro real shit bro on my window
For tomorrow how hammered I am. I can still quick
In my bathroom, think bro, in my bathroom
I don't know
Yeah mango i love you bro
Im dropping fuck Fucking let do it, fucking let do it!
It's a Jinxed Sierra!
Come here. I might have agged. Come here.
I might have a freebie, come here.
Dang dang!
I might have a freebie.
Ashwin Top Yowl!
I'm here with you.
Let's play Refrag, I'm behind you.
Let's play refrag. I'm behind you. Let's play refrag.
Down! Good aim!
Ass dad! I'm out this bitch.
Where are my game sets? These to be studied at Harvard EDU?
Damn i'm cool
Damn i'm cool damn
How are we winning G?
It's a 5v4, G.
No weed no weed you'll get crossfaded bro
Just get hammered
And my ClawZ dead
Turntable turntables
Bro in turn table Janet
Come on
my third beer.
What do you mean, first beer?
In a side hit of lesion mine on the door.
And closet, closet, closet.
Closet Ryan, closet Ryan.
Wow, wow. Bro. closet Ryan closet Wow bro how are you so good Mingo I did that I'm so good wrong roll he goes so good, he has a big dick too.
Mingo, be honest.
Is it thick or normal size?
Or good to bed?
Or skinny?
Yeah, I'm going to be honest.
It's normal size.
Bro.
6.5.
Bro, I knew it, you big dick bitch. Bro, I have 5.5. Bro, I knew it you big dick bitch!
Bro, I have a 5.5 but listen this is why I love my dick bro.
It's average cool.
There are two reasons why I like my dick bro.
The width of my penis is really nice bro.
I like the width. It's not thick and it's not slender. The width of my penis is really nice, bro.
I like the width.
It's not thick and it's not skinny, bro.
It's not a needle and it's not a fucking tree stump.
Yeah, you don't want a long one.
It's right in the middle.
It's 5.5 erect,
no, like 3.2 flaccid I measured it
Three points you've lasted five point five erect but my favorite thing about dick it hold on
We're not jack sorry. Oh my god. My favorite thing about my dick- Hold on, hold
on. My favorite thing about
my dick is like, dude, whoever
my doctor was who circumcised me
he edged me up clean as fuck bro
I have the prettiest dick in north america i'm not like bro
i'm not just saying this bro on god my dick is pretty bro like i've been looking at it
bro july 11th no mingo's a zesty drunk bro chat have y'all seen this
mango is a sassy drunk
bro mingos are sassy Bro, Mingo's a zesty drunk bro.
I honestly don't care though he went to sleep mid game. He deserves to get banned.
He went to sleep mid-game bro bro. He can hold the ban.
How are we winning? Are we this good,
bro? Damn!
Average is
nine inch? What you talkin' bout?
Yo, Ryker. Ryker! That's a third mag, Eugene.
Ryker if you're rockin' a nine incher bro, congrats I guess bro.
That shit sounds painful.
Heroes don't like that
yo lingo, lay down the wine
god damn you're getting spiritual
yo but chat I swear bro I really do love my dick bro
It's very average
But I like how pretty my dick is bro
Hey shoutout to my doctor
He edged my shit up right, bro. Circumcised me, bro.
When I was like 12, I thought
my dick was like 3 inches. Bro, my dick
is pretty as hell, bro. I love that shit.
You ever had a case where you thought your dick
was really small? Bro, I thought my dick was hard-stuck like copper for a minute bro.
I'll tell you about this story.
Bro, I didn't hit puberty until I was 17. Late bloomer!
I remember one time I was like mom am am i ever might have a small dick forever
where I said that bro dad left side
reach the my different and no I fuck with my dick was small, then I measured it and I was like damn.
No! I fuck with my dick heavy.
I really do like my dick bro.
If it was 5.8 it would be perfect bro.
It is 5.8 for real.
But i'm cool with a 5.5 though
Bro y'all ever had those times where like
Your dick will increase
You know what I'm saying bro?
Yes bro Here's what it is.
If I don't bust enough for like 10 bays bro, my dick will turn into a fucking missile bro.
I don't know how to explain it.
It'll get like an extra pinch.
I tell you, I promise I'll kill you.
On breach left side!
Flash me.
Left side?
Reload!
I was alive and he's screen-snipping
at the moment.
One tap ready.
One tap ready.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
One tap ready. She knows. And I know it. Boom, boom, boom.
She knows and I know she knows
Yo how do we still quick beat while saws? This is so impressive
Holy fuck, bro.
I never knew why he didn't even know that.
Left side breach!
Dead!
Ha ha! Damn you're cold.
I'm gonna get sold off next time, I have a feeling.
I got it, see ya man.
Inside, inside, inside. Inside, inside, inside on me, on me.
I'm drunk.
Dad come on! Look at me twerk on him.
I twerked on his face.
I twerked on his face look at this.
Jay look at me twerk Jay.
We need a fifth we need a fifth we need a fence we
need offense we need offense bro I was
so good this kid's like actually just
did stop five I hate playing against this kid in tournaments.
No, Omgadi's top five.
Omgadi is top five, Chad.
This kid's so good, bro.
Stoppin' Mingo!
Stoppin', Mingo, Kaysen, Iowa, Jgunz.
That's my top fives. I can't hold you. Yep yep yep Mexico, Kaysen, Iowa, J-Guns.
That's my top five.
I can't hold you.
Yep, yep, yep.
Jay, you're in my top five, Jayden.
I love you, Jay.
I love you bro.
Yo, we need a fifth, bro.
Yum!
Where Skite at? Skite told us. Where's Sky at? Sky told us.
Yo, Mingo,
Sky will drink with
us, bro.
He's like 30,
bro.
Sky will actually
drink with us.
Oh my god.
Sky's in.
Sky's in.
Sky!
Sky!
We need one.
We need one.
We need one. Float float float!
Oh I invented the wrong-
Navitating.
Skite me and Mingo are hammered, you gonna drink with us? Be honest too bro.
You want a little chip?
Uh uh...
What're you talking about when?
Right now?
Right now.
We need one king.
Yo who has Iowa added?
Who has Iowa added?
Iowa's still in the lobby.
You drinking right now?
We're all soft bro I'm three beers deep mingos like three wines deep
Mingo's fuck aspect what's good duo aspect I'm sorry
I might have an accident last night yo Aspect what's good duo yo As Yo, Aztec.
How's your night going, bro?
I hope you're having a beautiful, amazing night, man.
Hope you have an amazing night.
Thank you, man.
How was yours, man?
Good, man.
Is that a Neymar picture, bro?
Oh, yeah, yeah, bro.
Yeah!
Bye-bye to you. Bye, that's like.................. you is Thank you for watching! I ain't feel like this in a long time.
I ain't feel like this in a long time.
I ain't have shit in a long time.
Just to feel like this is in a long time, yeah. Yo, y'all need a freestyle? Yo!
Yo, y'all need a freestyle? Y'all made a freestyle rap?
Mingo give me your beat. Give me your beat Mingo. We're both drunk. Alright ready? Ready?
Hold on- wait
Okay
Mingo just start making a beat. Alright?
Wait wait.
That's fucking my thing. When I golf I like to putt. When I golf, I like to putt.
He put his dick in my butt.
What?
He put his dick in my butt.
What?
Um...
I'm flo'm floating mija
I'm not gonna lie
I'm floating
Bro skyd
Skyd
I miss blue
Skyd
I miss blue
Skyd
Well ok
So um Ok Two land sharks deep one modello
geek this is modelo number two beer number four in the last hour 45
minutes this is Little T.J. Little T.J. I'm about to wait, being in the hope of no escape.
Not for my mistakes.
Saddest on case.
Thank you, LeVar. Yes. Back when I was five years old,
I knew that I was going to be great.
I found my gift from music back around the age of eight.
I knew I'd be successful if it was more about the weight.
So unacceptable that he ain't in the hood with no escape
My mama told me right but I just learned from my mistakes
My mama told me right but I just learned from my mistakes
Real bar!
My mama told me right but I just learned from my mistakes
Started watching us and they had core senses on the case but told me right but i deserve from my mistakes
not every day i pray but that ain't nothing you can say the money good about how i know my budget's gonna stay
okay now i'm just trying to shed a little bit of light and motivate
them kids who haven't found me
laying right remember i had nowhere to think i had
that night trapping on the pot i was selling weed and dirty sprite don't wait
until you hurt before you choose to play the price Suicide! Cancel him, cancel him. Ban him!
Yep, blade it, blade it, blade it, blade it, blade it. Boom reported.
JK probably a legit kill to be honest he's all the debris I'm a dog shit loser and I don't deserve anything on this game
Hog. Hog Everybody Red bottoms lippin' off of everybody's feet
Hard Hard feelings I be thinkin' everybody
And I'm workin hard
I'll be up where everybody sleep
I smack enough fuck it
I don't really care still spitting bars while
I'm reason for some air pocket all the duchy ass more wetter wear and i'm working hard away
flexed up this was next up now i'm up now down to earth two to all my fans running for me thinking i don't got it to get pumped down
no security 18. No security, 18 I don't think they hearing me apparently
I'm glissied up got that glissey tuck why they fearing me?
Why he dead?
18 gotta clean racket thanks to Y.O. While he dead 18, got a clean record
Thanks to Wild
Your bitchy swallow
You feel the way
That you hollow
And it's really nothing
We don't really give a fop over
I've been doing this shit
As a kid
I was nine-oh
But they don't really know that
Someone like the go- back trying to clean the
image up so i don't want to show it headed to the top i ain't never trying to go back
thought inside see my nuts take a whole lot
Brother TJ so good, bro
Oh oh Jacob, you did so well
Walking alone with a purpose
34th IE open, I see surface
Big ass brief up in Atlanta stand newly refurbished
Yeah!
She's working, she's working
The birdie, she hearing me
She starving
That's the the verdict My heart was hurting not from her
But for the virgin cutter
Deep as shit
The surgeon fucked her Until she became a bitch She Surgeon
Until she became a better person
She became innocent
She came in the oil, she's fever
She foreign like she got a visa
I ain't meant no risk to her freezing
But it's easy
I make this shit look easy
But it ain't that easy, believe me
But I guess its easier
Me too
My pussy makes smell like water
Imma only eat it for the speed, G
Little thot bitch said she a rider
I detested
I feel like Mario
So I had her going fuck on Luigi
I'm shit like a proud beast
Louis V and Michelle Denise
Fuck with me how you me I'm a business freak, I wish I'm parted like I'm out of your league Fans hungry, I gotta feed em
Devil hatin', I gotta beat em
Shorty thirsty, jerk in my semen
After that little bitch leavin'
Shorty wet like a boat on Siki
Tastes like oreo she's screaming
and it's so damn good i'm dreaming woke up she still eating
oh oh oh oh i need it my nokio i'm open like obi-Wan
I sing into it, like get thefts, I stroke her
She know I be the joker
My aura damn near potent
Euphoria I'm floating
Your thought was in the moment
She left three of my brokaw Jonas And she cook for the gang, bonus
I got a new main thing
She don't play
So how does he really get on it?
If you thought that three fucks
Fuck Jonas
She cook for the gang, bonus
Got a new main thing
She don't play
So I know that she would make him known
Let three of my puss fuck Jonas
Then she cook for the gang
I got a new main thing
She don't play so I know she wouldn't get me on it
Get all them three fucks, Jonas When she come for the game
Got a new main thing, she don't play
So I know that you wouldn't condone
Water in her room
Bitches needin' you
Don't know what to do
Won't pity the fool
Perks got me cool, no
Perks got me smooth
Primac now
Mic more
We're all in that tune
Baby
Yeah You drive me crazy
That's right I bring the Mercedes
Hell yeah and my babies
Hell yeah I make or break
In that Imma call you maybe
I in fact won't call you at all
i'm fast off that add a roll take perch they killing me yo Kidding me out I'ma keep a new Soto
Sort of shot it
It's a thotty, you got hella bodies
I show up, I show out at your party
and i don't even fuck with parties these hoes sitting on my lap like santa
I told them to go get naughty
start off shoddy, it's a thottie, it got hella bodies Where?
On me?
Dead.
I'm hammered, dead.
I'm hammered dead, dad.
Yo Jamin tell your dad to...well I'll be nice. Tell your dad
to mute his mic.
We won!
Watch this, watch this, watch this. Captain! You know captain! Saravshan is a baddie, he's got hell of a body.
Look it out like-.................. you Oh my god, this song.
I never take a day off.
This song is so good.
It's so good. is so never take a day off, work around the clock my engineer getting paid off
Rock like Ace up like we didn't take off so why can not see
Hey y'all now we got these rappers on
Breaking up the sweat
Cause every time I get up on the mic if you correct me
And learn it from the best so we dressin something fresh
Looking for a little down big
But in nice chants Yeah they heard I used to rock jazz Looking for a little dime, big butt and nice chest
Yeah they heard I used to rock jets
But now I'm rocking clothes that ain't in the stores yet
Travel back in time
Next time make a workout think I need more reps
You used to board the bus and not avoid board jets
Cause kids got me bustin' like a fuckin' hornet
They say I got next time that I got now
It's all Disney boy boy. My favorite rap.
Make them say ow. Make them say oh.
Tell me yet the same ones that tell you no.
Whoa!
Slow-Boy my life is most dope.
No matter where life take me, find me with a flow. My life is most dope. I got me cheese and some chicken stick And I ain't gonna wait for dressing
Let you see my style
Like a leading villain
This gon' be the best day ever
And if your mate's about to leave Then ring his bell, dude This gon' be the best day yet We're gonna eliminate our dream that reigns
about me
Got a good night's sleep
Imagination, making it
Useful creation, a journey that I'm fixing
Plus a table that I'm chasing Got me crazy after stamin with the lames I see you hatin but there's nothin' that you can't...
Go Mingo, go Mingo!
Nooo!
Chalk Mingo, chalk- he's hammered.
He's a fucking primary man!
What the fuck just happened?
Bro, where my pizza at on my- I don't know where my pizza at, dog.
Why'd you walk so far away?
Young Savage.
Young Savage, why are you chopping so hard?
Young Savage, why're you capping so hard?
Why've you got a 12 car garage?
Oh my god!
All of these homies pussy and im hard
These are pretty good, they're just strong
I grew up in the street without no heart These are pretty good. They're just strong.
We need a crazy song.
New song, bro.
Bro let me float! Let me float.
Skydc, chop sky too
I was the only one? What's the score?
Jaden! What's the score? We won. Jayden!
Fuck.
Hey!
It might be time to slump, bro.
I'm sorry.
I'm gonna pull the Richie.
Jayden, guns! Jay, what's it like to be
top 5 on console? Jay can we get your interview?
It's a J-era.
It's a J, Iroh! It's a J, Iroh!
I mean...
I'm shooting people in the head and I'm not getting headshots.
Do you want me to team kill you?
I'm playing good bro.
On my side I'm playing good., I'm playing good. On my side i'm playing good
You were up on two
What do you want me to fucking do? The server is messing
me up, man.
Okay no one minibar? No one exhibition?
Sorry, no one top main, no one dragon?
No one shrine? You guys can-
Do I slime this shit right now? We're fine, we're all fine.
Dude y'all ever have a fart and you thought it was
a wet fart but turned out to be diarrhea?
Y'all ever had that that i'm inside by the
way I'm inside, I'm inside.
I like dick in my pussy. WHY?!
Now Jay that's a selfie.
That was him, that was him.
Come on Ryan, come on Ryan.
Tron?
Come on.
Bro...
Here just let it have a clutch.
This gets so good.
I'm so fucking tired. Yo Gia can't hold jump hammered. I have a clutch. This kid's so good.
Yo, Jay, I can't hold you. I'm hammered, Jayden.
Yeah yeah, I'm off after this. I'm going to sleep now. I'm fucking tired.
Fuck you bro! You're just not a grinder.
Sky, we need one. Sky, do you know any grinders? No grinders?
You want me to get somebody?
What are you gonna get like...
Parlor or something?
Hold on let me see.
The Shredder.
Yo, are you up?
The Shred why are you in my discord by yourself yo
I don't know
I'll actually lock in GER'll actually lock in. GADARING!
Gadaring...
Bro where is my pizza though?
What pizza did you get?
Domino's handmade pan medium
I don't feel great about it
that's clocking in at like 1400 cows
bro do y'all eat boogers and be honest no okay have you ever ate a booger and don't lie bro
you ain't a booger bro shut your bitch ass up there's one time i ran out of food
and i just had to go in town, you know what I'm saying?
I KNOW YOU ATE THE POOKER BINGO.
No no, I've been telling the truth this whole time.
I swear god that shit is depressing.
Why are people saying that Kaysen needs a stack?
Oh float Kaysen in, float Kaysen in. why are people saying that casein needs a stack oh float casing and
float casing in that little motherfucker's cracked
full of cases and location
bro i can't i can't believe...
Who was Archie May that went to sleep?
Richie.
I can't believe he went to sleep bro That shit is silly
I'm stuck in bed
What the fuck
Reading stuff man
Let's take a chill
I am fine Let's take it. We need to win this one. I
know the place
where the guys are really
nah, ah-ah
One way one I have one way to run.
And there must be something in the water.
Okay, I'm actually gonna lock in i'm dead asking
to lock in
y'all ever fart on your dick before and be honest
alright now how would you even do that? your dick before and be honest. Alright, now I'm done.
I don't fart about my shit. You just fart and then put your dick in front of it.
Yo, are y'all circumcised
or uncircumcised? And be honest.
Circumcise gang. We. Circumsize, dang.
We got any hoodies in here?
Any hoodie gang in the chat?
Hoodie gang where you all at?
Hoodie gang where you all at?
Get to wall Jinxing get to wall Jinxing
Expanded and dork.
Ashes.
Get to wall Jinxing We need Iowa to ash it. bandit and dork
every wall I'm the bottom, you can't see. Every wall is just...
Yo yo yo yo!
Yo relax!
I'm going on a shield next round we're not losing this shit
Wait we're gonna lose?
I wish it actually below though.
Hold on, we're good.
Shut up.
My stomach hurts.
My stomach hurts now because he's talking to my phone.
There was a laser looking at my shit.
Where you at?
He's lookin looking at me.
Bro, the wall is fucking...
You can see the vayne down on floor by the way.
Anybody in mini? I'm in many. I like this. Samurai is clear, he hopped over the...
He's close for an MP7.
You got this guy.
One minute sir.
I'll stop right here.
I'm going to go back and get him.
Okay.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming. I'm coming. Samurai's clear, he hopped over the house. He's close for the MP7
One is A site?
One's house and one's A site
I just dropped my controller. Ah, I'm dead!
Oh my god!
I'm fucked up!
We got one more. up. One's house, one day desk. Okay let's talk we have to win, we have to win. Yo go to game chat with Iowa right now, go to game chat.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill.
I'm going to get the kill. I'm going to get the kill. I'm going to get the kill. Okay, let's go we have to win you'll go to game travel Iowa
Go to get some Iowa right now. Go to get shot
Go to give trouble that will go to get trouble Iowa
You I have a lock in lock and lock it lock in lock in lock in lock it. I was hammered. I was hammering. I'm sorry
No way
I lose like this, bro.
No way
I lose like this, bro. No way!
Ugh. Ugh. Y'all I'm back, can y'all hear me? Okay they got one offsite we're good.
Bro these boogers are gnarly holy shit!
Bro... shit and y'all back I'm back already already already it's off-site let's go yeah let's actually lock in some. It's offside, come on. SkyTel monster we won.
We just gotta win this round bro bro we win the fucking game.
Yeah no we're good you know we're fine.
Bro look just do vert get on the bathroom window and move in bro.
I'm just like drunk right now.
Yo y'all need to enter from like opposite over.
Oh my god this is a free fucking round!
Get on ace!
For what wall? Get an ace, this wall please
Get a ramp for the vert
Fuck the vert
Where do you want to plant at I'm gonna go fucking crazy bro. Keep not dying. Planning the bomb! Planning the bomb!
Yo, where do you wanna plant at?
Where do ya wanna plant at?
We gotta just walk to A.
I can just walk straight to A and then somebody could bait on the window above.
Hey, hey, bait on the window above Jax. Lowkey. I'm going to go straight for a plant.
Whoa, whoa, we're not rushing shit.
We got to relax.
We're gonna relax.
They might peek that.
You might peek that? I'm a little drunk.
They might peek that.
They might peek that, I'm peeking it.
Peeking it.
Oh look at him!
Look at him!
I got your window.
He's on my door.
He's on my door.
I got your windows though.
I got your windows.
Laying.'m playing bird.
Window dead. Alright, alright come on, come on, come on.
Under B street.
27 to ground.
Okay two inside confirmed.
Coming down the house there.
Yo listen! Office clear. Hold on.
Eggsy clear. Yo! Office clear, eggsy clear.
Vert's good. Jay?
Jay top main I think. Top main Jayden.
Top Main Jayden!
Daaaad, a downed one.
So I downed one, I downed one
There's like two stores and I flank on you!
Nick come back we can go for a plant there's like two flanking over there!
Y'all sure? Where?
I'm gonna jump into the plant.
Watch the flank!
Oh you want to plant behind these guys?
Yes!
Yes they're gonna flank bad reception dad killed me I killed one more step One reception, one reception.
I got a plant behind you baby.
Get the fuck in there and plant!
Top house on pain? Why would you peer shut up?
Above grow grab it user
plants I thought bro I will plant Iowa
plant you won't be able to kill you
skype on Skype on won't be able to do
you just like this plan is quite Iowa guys don't fight any only fighting with Chill, Skye. Just plant Iowa.
Skye don't fight him! Only fight him when he pulls out his gun!
Skye stop. Skye stop.
Only fight if he pulls out his gun to kill Iowa.
Only fight it if he does that. Don't fight him unless any other super-characters...
Yes yes now keep the shield up Skye! Don't fight him outside of the supercar. Yes, yes!
Iowa you have to kill this kid or we lose.
Let's go!
That was a fucking king of this shit
Yo Skydive love that passion
Back on it, let's go. Same shit
Bro these guys are fucking bonkers Don't Bro this guy don't want to point mortis at me
I'm hammered, i'm hammered
You're gonna die to vertice?
Where the fuck did you go?
THE BREACH!
I planted my most default spot ever You told me to go on the breach and I planted the most people's pot ever! You told me to go on the breach
and i planted.
I was not in drums.
Bro, Sky, I walked into the breach
and died before it out-crashed out.
I was not in barrels, Sky. I walked into the breach and died
Just cover me bro
Holy fuck
Bro i can't watch the vertical
Just stand infront of me with your shield
And they cant kill me because I'm crouching.
This guy, you have a fucking shield on your face!
Trust that he would not have killed you.
No no, I'm 1-6 but I swear I'm outplaying all y'all.
I'm not even trolling audio. I'm not even trolling, too.
I'm drunk.
I'm drunk.
I'm 1 and 6, but I'm playing audio on my son of a.
1 and 6 flex?
1 and 6 flex?
I'm literally outplaying audio, y'all bro on that dog.
You're not playing shit bitch, I can't wait to see July 11th.
Yo Mingo's like... Bro Mingo is the zestiest drunk I've ever met bro.
Bro Mingo has been hitting on me for the last hour.
Oh my god.
These are so strong, bro.
Yo!
I wanna order mojitos.
Mingo, mojitos?
Mojitos? What's that?
What is that?
Oh ho!
It's good, it's go-reim
It's go-reim
Okay we ordered
We ordered
It's go-reim
It's go-reim
It's go-reim
Go-reim
Go-reim Alright watch this monkey Hey hey GARRAIN GARRRRRAAAAIN
Alright watch the smoke peek
Hey hey look at killfeed
I'm looking at killfeed
Shut up shut up
You sure i have one?
Someone dead on the top.
Bad!
Oh stop, stop!
Get your trash ass back in.
What'd you say?
Walk back to me.
I'm at Wendy!
Kill that guy, Scott.
Don't stop this fucker right now.
Give it up! Give it up!
Iowa...
He's one.
I don't know how to give that up.
Dude me and Mingo are hammered y'all are in a 2v5. Chalk the game dude.
Nah I'm not even going to lie it's making me feel something bruh.
I found peace in your body, show me there's no point in fighting. five screens. Should I light this bogey right now? Yes or no?
Fuck it, light the bogey
I'm gonna go light my I'm gonna go light
my swifty outside I found PC but my I see your body I'm gonna find it bro
Oh my god, I hear four grown men above me
Oh shit
What do y'all here bro? Like we gotta try bro
We used to run this shit
Flanking?
We just need Stomp in the stack,
This is the OG stack.
I know huh...
I'm dead!
Ruin stream through touch me!
Peking me. Over and over
peeking me too.
Yo deep terrace I'm dead here.
I got the door.
Let me read this.
I got you.
I got you. Go, go, go! I'm gonna come along here. I got the terrace door
Whatever door this is
That's a T-door?
Gotta get on to you?
Yo, upstairs watching the flank dude.
Chalk the flank.
I got the T door Jay, don't peek it.
I got the T door.
Think I'm lit right now, it's looking good.
There he is! I got good right now. It's getting good. Lit one, lit one.
There it is.
I got no more smoke.
Top drum tagged.
On tier right.
He dead.
He dead.
He dead.
On me.
On my drum.
Bottom drum. Bottom drum. One top shrine one drum gonna push jay's door, jays door side door
A site door a site door one drum
Drum door drum door a site door skype drum door drum door, drum door, A side door Skype, drum door, drum door
shit's on me bro
oh my god
no time
wow Wow. I got fucking
I got walked down.
Bro, I got walked down.
I did not peek on my son.
I didn't peek 27 games straight out the window.
Hey good shit.
My first loss of season.
Sky Shroud is going to be a big deal. 27 games. Hey, good shit!
My first lost of the season skyscraper
I also voted to ban this fucking map
you dumbass
Skype Monty Jinkxie Ace
Skype Monty Jinkxie Ace
Yo, I don't give a fuck Jay get the fuck off my chair I'm not playing with you next week
Oh my god no
Yo we're not gonna lose Mingo
We're on a 27 game winning streak
We still have big dicks.
No, but Jay just fucking told me.
Bro, everyone calm down.
We're playing Fireskater 237.
Which is happening?
Do a proper take, man.
We're playing Fireskater 237.
Just do a proper take out here, bro.
I'm gonna take you.
About to be 28 and over on my side!
No no we can't lose the Fireskater 237 please.
If out of everyone I've played today F fire skater 237, please if out of everyone I played that a fire skater
237 is my winning streak. I'm eating pizza and jerking my dick so we better win this bro
We better win this
Okay they are T.
Drone has located a bomb.
Wait, they have catcams.
No opposite over no opposite over opposite over we're not fucking up
Opposite over LISTEN JADON
We are going to enter exhibition andosite Over with Amonti.
Everyone get Exhi now everyone get Exhi.
We're doing a full-on Opposite Over if there's roamers we clear clear and kill them. Simple.
We're doing opposite over on everything I love
Jay, I'm gonna ace this then I'mma drone
Skye, I want you to walk up those steps if it's free.
Maybe you should actually, Sky.
Yo, office clear?
Listen, Sky, office is clear?
I'm going to go to terrace door.
I'm going to go to terrace door.
Office clear?
Exhibition clear?
I'm about to jump terrace.
Mini bar, clear.
Terrace, clear.
This guy do not hit a cap can trap. That's how we'll lose.
Yo! Nitro nit nitro, nitro, nitro!
No one drag in.
Yo, yo, top trine, top trine.
Yo this is all clear it's just someone trying.
Yo, two players on the flank? What do y'all think?
Get it!
Get the wall, Jay!
Get the wall, Jay!
I got a free one.
Wait, yo he's on a can!
He's in this corner!
Where?
Going for him!
On my ping!
Oh what the fuck corner is that?
Oh I thought he was below.
Two Clembers on mine.
Sky watch cap cans.
Rook was here.
Rook was here.
Behind Sniper. 4v3
Why are you shooting at me? Relax relax.
Where were you? Breach this Iowa.
There's one on my breach.
Don't pick in yet!
Yo do we have a flamethrower for Jaden?
Get on that flamethrower.
I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it.
There is a cap can on my fucking door frame. I'm gonna go drum, don't hit that.
I'm going main side
I'm going with you Nick
No cap count on me, no cap count on me.
I'm double checking main stairs, I'm double checking main stair clicks.
Bottom Main! Bottom Main! There's only two in sight!
No he's can karaoke bro my 20 feet
20 I got before below I just got C4 below. I just got C4 below.
Oh my god, there's only two sides!
What did y'all die to?
1 and 8 mate What did y'all die to, man? Wow.
1-8, Nate. Damn.
1-8, Nate.
Only because it's Sky, bro.
You're right, Mingo.
God bro!
Bro I didn't even play bad that game like on Deadbolts.
Yo Yo, cool comp collected server switch. Yeah? Cool comp collected server switch.
Ain't nothing happened. Nothing but a G thing.
Jay got off we need one.
Jay got off we need one jay got off we need one
what do y'all want to get who you all
going to get skype would you want to
get shreds not sure I are well i told
you the bay that fucking map bro.
Get shredded in this piece.
I was not here for map bans.
I literally said a ban-
Nah, you're right.
But Ryan, I just did not want to play Emerald Plains though.
Bro, Emerald Plains is a free win
Oh my god it's a free win
Bro we should be better on that map
We played tournaments on that shit
But i know the spawn pizza of emeralds nobody knows
Damn we lost them face hit. Yo!
We really lost AD Lotto.
Exactly just keep playing.
Jay got off Jason Pussy Ass Coward
Richie got off Rich is a Pussy Ass Coward
Can we get Xbox players so we don't have to get...
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah. Get Tread You wanna get E2?
I would literally rather light my
clocks on fire
Chat's saying Kaysen bro K case in locations not on bro I hope my pizza's here. I really hope it's here.
Yo Skye get whoever you want!
We need um...
Get us a bib!
Yeah yeah, know yeah I know because i can't record that's chalk yo I'm gonna
have my back about the privacy of its
here
try who could you get do you know
anybody jana is J not like there are anybody
uh... I don't know.
Axie?
You figured out how to go up there. Speed 1.
Alright. You alright? Ryan. so so Oh, fuck.
What do I get a chat?
What do I do?
... so so so. so Yo, we get a fifth? Bro, get her a fucking fifth bro!
What the fuck are y'all doing?!
I'm trying.
You want me to- what do you want me to do, bruh?
Bro just grab somebody.
Chat's saying Sinzo, Jeff Sicko...
Bro, invite somebody bro, Koryuki.
Invite somebody bro.
It doesn't matter.
I could try to invite people off of Yubi.
I don't know if they're going to join though bro.
Bro just get somebody please.
Okay.
I haven't got a wolf?
This guy is getting in our lobby bro
I knew y'all, i knew this team was a time chalked
yo we should have been had a fifth
you wanna pick up score here?
Yes bro fuck yeah!
Get low bro
Invite everybody bro
Bro invite everybody and anybody
It doesn't matter we lose 80 luck-0. He's gotta play!
How many more hours you
gotta do?
12th, 12th, 12th
Mingo, what's up mingo
Oh shit I think I just like backed out
Invite me!
Whoa! Sinzo said invite!
God get Sinzo! God, get Senzo!
Hey, Senzo!
GG, we win this.
Holy fuck, I've been live for a while.
Q, qqqqq
Q, qqqq
Chat, is that alright? Kew, kew, kew, kew. Kew, I'm killing, killing... Chat's alright!
We got Jinxy Food Reviews
We're gonna be reviewing Domino's Handmade
Pan Pizza handmade pan pizza so that I try it and write a ball to see nothing like a big sweaty pizza to clog those arteries.
Look at how greasy that is. God, I love it!
I love America man. I really do!
Now this is my guilty pleasure, my cheat meal.
Look at the crust.
For me, this is a 10 out of 10.
Airy, crispy...
Cheesy, delicious.... bro you can't tell me that isn't good as
fun Cheese.
10 out of 10.
Sauce, 10 out of 10.
Crust, 11 out of 10.
Customer service? Well I ordered it so 10 out of 10.
that's my jam. Bro, funny thing is I didn't even really fuck with Dominoes like that it's just this pizza right here the handmade pan is so good.
The Domino's handmade pan pizza is amazing. Bro, it's annoying that out of all the games we lost,
of course it's Sky. We would never in a million years lose an organ game or
boarder game or club game. They need to locate a bomb.
Or a fucking sky and like... I'm telling you bro, it's always that shitty-ass fucking map.
We would never lose an Oregon game, we would never lose a club game,
we would never lose a border game.
We would only ever lose a fucking Sky game.
Lock in, let's go.
Bro, JC, we cannot lose the game, bro. Dead ass. Nah, let's go. All right, JC, we cannot lose
the game, bro. Dead ass. Nah, we won't, bro.
We lost 80-11. Bro, but I was just telling my chat like
of course it was Sky. Like,
we would never lose a club game, we'd never lose a
border game, we'd never lose an Oregon game,
we'd never lose a Charlotte game whenever the Oregon game. We never does a shot at again. It's always fucking time
Guys why are we cute? But Iowa
Did we have simple ono on our team?
No, I would join before.
So Io was still here.
Can we not go game chat though please? We're not stopping until champion bro
I'm not going game chat, sorry
We went game chat and lost bro bro. Are they up or down?
Oh my god, Shred you shot my cam can you draw me there I think they're
Yo are they up or down? Are they up or down bro can you figure that out?
They should be up
Upper library is clear take a look They're up, they should be up. I'm picking library now.
Top blue, top blue PE wallbang.
He got shot.
Slay it Adam, slay it!
What are you fucking saying Shred?
Like shut up what are you saying
oh my god
i gone six to piano shield.
Bathroom 1 down, I'm down.
Watch out! I got an angle on her. Diving.
Bathroom, bathroom, bathroom! In my bathroom!
In the tub, in the tub, in the tub!
Dead!
Come on!
Oh it's a passion stack!
It's an Xbox party bro, it's the Xbox party.
Come on Shreddy, come on Shreddy.
Yeah! Yup this is the stack.
Okay two wins away from Diamond.
Yo, Mingo, what's champ?
What was champ that asked?
Wait, how much
are we going to get a game in Diamond?
Like realistically, like 30?
20, bro.
No. If I'm getting 20 at diamond five chalk the stream
that's 25 games from diamond 5 to champion 25 skype that's not gonna be 30 40 30 40 i got i got you bro we'll be here until we finish bro wait that skype your dead ass staying up
don't cop uh ritchie cap jay don Jay, Cap, don't lie to me.
Don't lie to me.
I got you second half, bro.
You're the passion of my voice, bro.
You know I'm here all night until I'm capped!
Bad.
We're going on all night.
Richie, Cap, Jay, Cap, don't cap on me.
Oh, Jay cap. Don't cap on me.
Shred come on bro!
Wait do you want me to throw in the EU accent? Yeah let's do it now come on.
Let's chase lad.
One car, one car go!
Did they go downstairs are we sure?
Yeah yeah they went down
should do a front man
i can't lie, i cant see shut it
Im inside
How do yall do it so good? How do you all do it so good?
Y'all practice, man.
I got flamed from early.
You know when they overfill a balloon in the...
Got flamed from early but my mum didn't want me to.
Dead. healing but i didn't my mom didn't want me to my mom
alive Alive. I'm here.
I can't heeeeeeerrrr!
Woah, we're playing Kaysen? Oh shit. I'm drunk that's cash wall all right
enough beers
Yep good shots
Waited started Mingo the old duo
I'm fucking just-
No my turn Ryan.
My turn Ryan
Cmon Skite cmon Skite cook
There is a bug on my wall
Dead Come on, Skye. Come on, Skye. There's a bug on my wall! Dead!
Skye if you drum me I'll kill all of them.
Skye if you drum me I'll kill all of them.
Grenade the barb!
No?
Yes!
Guy so tapped out.
It's close left Ryan.
Oh my god, Ryan.
Cook, Ryan.
Cook!
Left!
Left!
Left, Ryan. No!
Skyden Ryan
They got a fucking cam on me
Bro y'all are not comfy bro. Y'all are not comfy bro.
Yeah I'm gonna say it's a 2v5
What do you want us to fuck?
Oh how no? I killed one G
I killed 1 G
It was a 2v3. LaHomer?
I'm not even kidding bro!
There were this gigantic roach there was this gigantic roach.
There was this giga- Shred shut the fuck up! Sorry.
There was this gigantic roach on my wall
I literally drop kicked him and went
His whole body like just splashed on my wall.
Fuck that roach.
Bro real shit i think im in my prime this is a jinx era. Yo, I'm flying inside this now
So Skye let me get this straight bro
We pick you up one game and we lose a 27-game winning streak?
Really, bro?
Yeah, it's kind of really...
Was I 1-8 mate?
Maybe?
Wait, y'all lost which state?
The first game was Skype. we lost by 27 in a row
okay i didn't bro you hit 1 and 8 nate
1 and 8 nate yeah
but I went 27
but it's only because of the skype bro i swear to god you made me go
one and eight skye you made me i'm kidding i'm kidding doesn't know what bro what
bro the problem with this guy is so big.
Oh, we had J-Guns getting first pick every fucking time man. I thought...I thought I clicked the wine, mate!
Shrek you're not allowed to sign off.
Mito, you're gonna have to calm your drunk ass down.
Hey Shrek, Shred
What up man?
They're up man
I'm getting fogged
Oh my god
That's fun
Get back get back That's fun, that's fun. Get back, get back, get back.
That's brilliant!
Yeah alright I'm gonna drone top blue
Well done Trey
No one top blue, Skype No one top blue down
got him Get him! Ah fuck! We've gotta get him.
Get me mate, I'm gonna hit the Capcom.
Bob-Wire's done for.
Don't go you got to get me here on ZP.
I've got him. I've got him. Cap 10. Get off the TV!
He's at you from all the way up east.
You're in for a good rookie though. I'd really fold your ass a little bit. It's a richie at rough.
Dead That was synchronized almost. It's over there, look out!
Dead...
I'm one! He's not on my stairs though!
Wait wait wait, hold on we're trolling
Guys? Guys?
Ryan, that's you, Ryan
It's a Jinx Sierra
IT'S A JINX SIERRA!
IT'S A JINX SIERRA! COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN I love carrying your guys' trash asses. Say thank you.
Say thank you, Jinxy.
Say thank you, Sky.
Baby Ducks dude!
Get in that Jansport backpack and cozy up. Welcome to the Jansport. Get in that Jansport backpack and cozy up.
Welcome to the Jansport.
Sky can't fit in a Jansport now?
Okay, Shredd, chill on Unk.
Sky would drop your ass real shit.
No, no, bro. He'd drop me. Sky. chill out on sky would drop your ass real shit no
you're dropping richie though
skye you are dropping richie no?
what would be your prediction
skyes dropping richie
okay okay
ok nick
can you react to my physique
that I posted the other day?
Go on stream right now and just go
shirtless in shadowbomb
Now i'm not gonna shadowbomb I'll do it too if you do it.
If you go shirtless and shadowbox,
I'll go shirtless and shadowbox
I swear.
Nah, you can shadowbox. We've never seen you shadowbox
Bro, I'm fucking cut bro y'all want
to see shadowbox right now
well we've never seen your shadow box
ever loaded upstream
load it up stream all right i'm going
good enough
let me see let me see let me see just she
there like the lockout right now I'm still
waiting about you it's a jigsaw box
questions concerns down I'll give you
my dad you know I have to Skype you Yeah, I'll give you my honest opinion. DAD!
You know I have hands Skye, be honest
Come on the brass can be found
Okay Skye, you have to do it now
I've been told y I have hands, bro.
I've been told you.
Oh shit!
Head to my window!
Oh yeah.
All right! Oh yeah. Alright, I don't even got it at all!
Tonight we'll be-
Mingo remember?
Tonight will be the night how ball react-
Now just get past him. I'll see you tonight, how ball be at it for you!
Now just get packed bro.
Come on Shredd.
Shredd you've been so consistently assed for so long bro.
Pull your head out of your ass cap
45 lock in fred shut the fuck up get on cams
top best top best
hey shit 3-1, 3-1
Lock me in
They have a camp on you
I like taking my pussy! K9 pre-fired me.
K9, K9. Buck C8
K9.
Oh Iowa has the flank.
Yep, Iowa. It's that? It's an Iowa.
Iowa.
Oh, he's dead.
Wait, do the same flank you just did and then go.
Yes!
Kill him!
Trigger discipline!
Trigger discipline!
Trigger discipline!
Yes, Ryan!
You have Skype? It's Skype. Top net flying, flying!
Yup Skite. It's a Skite era. Yup Skite good movement Skite
Oh my god Skites locked
Oh my god Skites locked
K9 door!
K9 door!
Dead!
Come on! Dad! Pop mezz on Ryan. Dad, come ooonnnn!
It's a Ryan now Ron.
Come on Mingo.
Come on Mingo.
You're shared boy.
Okay I want you guys to be honest bro
Do I have hands? And just be honest
No
I was moving
This guy said
Dollar Tree Jackson.
Bro, I don't have hands? Y'all can't say that shit!
No type of hands?
No type of hands, like y'all can't give me no credit?
Okay but I'm not a hands guy,
I'm a leg guy, I'm a leg guy.
11 years of soccer, watch these kicks.
You're laughing? watch these kicks you're laughing watch these kicks
same one I would do one of two things if I was in a street fight. Thing 1, dropkick straight out of karate kick.
He's dead and he's deceased.
Now, option number 2 if I were in a street fight...
Mingo why can't we all just love each other?
Not fight it. Why don't we all just love each other Let's rob this bald guy! Jay is actually fighting.
Samurai Sword.
That is a real issue in the samurai sword right there.
I'm not to be fucked with!
Alright, fight me then Jinxy. Fight me.
Sky, I don't fight bro.
We're the same age. Why don't we box?
Sky, we are not the same.
I don't fight. I wield samurai swords.
We are the same age!
Best fanmail of the day!
Why do I have to find a little bro 19 year old? Fuck that.
Clack, Italian Ryan Garcia.
I'm dead.
Oh, I would have
I was glad
you wouldn't find me, Sky.
You wouldn't?
You wouldn't find me. You would, you would deadass?
You know you wouldn't find me Skye.
Come on man.
Dad!
Jig-Z's holding me Skud I can't lie.
That'll be main event.
I don't fight I just wield samurai swords. I got another drink by the way, cheers if you guys got one.
Cheers my friends!
Inside hello?
Yo, y'all have one thing to watch, what about this? inside a little yo got one single watch
what are y'all doing brothers such a
trash-ass team fuck this whole team
we're stopping at oh he's in the site guys?
Nah, call him shit.
Y'all can't be psyched right now.
Shit
That was the worst time to take a drink
Fuck this pussy boy, fuck it!
Daaad shabu...
Right down... daaaad I swung the fuck out of base and y'all couldn't do shit. Y'ALL ARE SO SORRY BRO!
HE'S IN PILL?
HELLO?! Bro, he's in pill? Hello?
This guy is flexing the diamond.
That's- wait it's the sight problem?
Shreddy walked in the door, you stupid fuck.
Any
sight that'd be the problem, Shreddy.
He walked in the fucking door.
Kitchen dining mirror will my!
Why did he walk in to only kill me though?
He killed me and then no he killed you then cladded me.
No somebody was on pillar he wasn't watching shit bro.
Jinxy you're bald as shit.
You so fat Jinxy.
Now you look good bro I don't wanna talk to ya like that.
Hey I don't know if thats TOS
but this guy just typed
oh
no don't reach it
don't reach it
what are you talking about
mute up
here comes strat bro
that's such shit hilarious
get out
oh shit why did we go on the same fucking site Get up. Oh shit.
Why did we go to the same fucking site? What are we doing?
Wait, why DID we go to the same site?
We're actually fucking trolling!
Yo I'm about to spawn for you!
Yeah, play vertical. Play vertical
Open up all hatchets
Fuck the bullshit
Wait did you just say that you're NOT spawnpy?
Nooo
You know who the fuck i am
Don't spawn peek!
Wait, Ryan, stand on business.
Don't spawn peek, right?
Okay, don't spawn peek, back.
Don't spawnump it. Bat.
3... 2... 1... Go!
3... 2... 1... Whoa!
Yep, GG they're dead.
I have rocks, I'm holding rocks
Tread, tread, you're not doing it. I love you tready.
That's my duo.
Good shit.
That's good too.
That's my fucking duo.
I didn't know what you died-
Tread so smart.
Tread so smart.
That's how champs pump each other.
Main door, main door!
Solder window repel!
Punchstick went to the roof!
He's gonna go bottom west main. Bottom west main.
They got the main breach, he's outside
the big garage.
He's in!
Main breach left side.
Top blue, top blue Junko.
Wait like on God?
Fuck.
Good shit. Shut the canny, what's top blue? Got it come on
Good shit baby
Loser ass kid
Watch out back side
Nooo! 38 HP main lobby
Come on Iowa
38 HP main lobby
Yes! Bring me my Evo Come on, Iwa. 38 HP main lobby! 38 HP main lobby!
Yes! Bring me my elo.
Bring me that fucking elo.
Go to game.
Go to game.
No 2v1.
Stop stop stop.
Skye's alive 1v of you get the mirror to live.
Skye's alive.
Won't be long.
I'm done too.
I'm getting there too, motherfucker.
Skye's alive.
Bro, one of y'all
get off the mirror.
Damn!
Thank you.
Get in the back door.
Zahn right here. Yo, pop that goya like. No, I'm right here.
Yo pop that Goyo like a pussy Mingo.
Sorry.
Guys, guys it's gonna be me and you in July London.
Whoa!
Whoa! Talk Mingo talk Mingo pop that mirror like my pedasi.
What?
Sorry.
Where is this kid?
2v1 we got sky and mingo here, we've one of the fighters i'm jinxing in shreds
definitely under the influence of alcohol here. Skite got a little bit of drinks under his belt as well.
Skite going for some quick peeks.
Back not really knowing for his aim. skype going for some quick peeks
skype sees him right side sprint, skype gonna start swinging up there
mingo laying down he's gonna ear that and sound goes mango skype one by one scenario world is watching
currently hitting the gritty on the bloody gold frame
skype going to walk up on the blue top
he's the plant going down sprinting love that skype
baits him well done by Skye.
Left! Well done, Skye!
Bravo mate!
Yo can I get a thank you for the carry maybe?
Oh my god.
Whoa, Mingo, we got four to Elo.
Alright, goodnight guys.
Mingo, we got four to Elo. Mingo we got 40 elo
Mingo we got 40 elo
Mingo we got 40
That's um Mingo, we got 40. Is that good?
That's catastrophic actually.
I thought we were still getting 90 in this piece.
Just cue it, don't think.
Cue it, don't think.
Cue it, don't think.
Don't think, don't think, don't think, don't think. Just do it bro you can do it.
You've done it before bro, you've done it before.
I'm glad you've done it before relax, you got it.
Please stop giving me chalet, bro.
Dude I had the
wettest fart this morning. Well okay
I thought it was a wet fart. Diarrhea
all over myself.
Alright bro we heard about this story earlier.
Bro the thing is though bro...
Like I done keep like a lot of underpants on my shit so like when I diarrhea on myself bro
I just chop the underwear it's not that big of deal deal. Because you cannot watch diarrhea.
I've tried, bro.
That shit doesn't work.
So when I hear your ass fart in July, bro,
I'm backing the fuck up.
Well, that's the thing.
Wet farts get scary, right?
Because like 80% of them are wet farts
but that 20%, bro. That
20% of wet farts is scary
I don't know about that bro
It's a- it's a thing to care about
I've never done that before. I have never done that.
Yo, ban the lair!
Ban the lair!
Do not let this guy ban another map!
Ban lair!
Ban lair!
Yeah, ban canal!
Ban canal!
No, I'm off!
I'm off!
Not ban lair!
Not ban lair!
I'm off! I'm off! I'm off. Not Bane lair! Dead eyes!
Red laird!
Oh shit...
See?
Listen to Shred.
Listen to Shred.
Oh you remember this map?
Oh shit.
Go- go- go shawty.
It's your birthday. We gon'
party like it's your birthday.
We gon sip a card
like it's your birthday
and you know we don't give a fuck's not your birthday if i mean the glue up
bottoms for the book we didn't bet an operator we got no passion left oh Oh shit.
Ah, damn.
You mad? or no?
I'm gone bro, I can't lie. Wait did we rank up?
Shot time! Yo, we didn't even rank up? Shot time! Shot of the day.
Yo, we didn't even rank up you fucking alcoholic.
Ban Jinxy, ban Jinx-y.
Don't ban the Jinx-y bro.
Don't ban the Jinx-y bro.
Ban the Valkyrie bro.
Don't ban Jinx-y.
Cartier. It's got through to blood. about going to grow don't bend jake see car yeah after the blood not that looks hard yeah
since you know y'all actually can be
lucky a lot of hammer takes lots drunk
what got this good Hammer, bloods drunk. Wait what?
We need a mirror
Specific question I want a specific answer have y'all ever twirled your ass hairs
bro you guys hesitated whoa whoa, you just got everything.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You guys hesitated.
You answer first.
You answer first.
Fuck yeah!
I twirled my ass hairs.
Bro, one time?
Yo, y'all know what dingleberries are, right?
Like little shit balls. YOOOOOO!
I'm done, I'm done.
It was bad bro.
Oh nah nah no nah.
Bro it was bad on my mama, it was bad.
Nah nah.
Dude lowkey bro like honestly
I feel like people are too insecure about that shit bro
Like if you twirl your ass hairs stand on business
Bro. Yes, i twirled my ass hairs
I don't care
This is ridiculously crazy, how you gonna find it? Bro built like a cheese stick?
I mean Jinxy this is coming from one drunk or another drunk.
I don't do that shit bro.
Bro Mingo, I'm absolutely s-a-zost right now in solid state.
Jinxie, I'm drinking...
Yo Mingo! Be honest bro you said it was six point five erect right?
Would you fuck me in the ass
I would have flew out of this party bro.
Why would I let you fuck me in the ass mingo?
Yeah, I'm gonna see you on July 11th bro but I'm not letting
you fuck me in the ass Mingo Bro Mingo that ass bro
here's the thing think about it like this right
whoa on my window
dead
alright I left I ran I ran
fuck the Tanya I ran, I ran, I ran. Waste of a C4
Talk to Tony bro
I need a mirror here now
Dude i'm about to listen to like the best music ever
Y'all got songs? yeah i got it don't worry greetings loved ones That was nice! I need a mirror, Mingo.
I need a mirror.
Mingo, I hit your mirror.
Oh wow no...
I didn't do it.
Move Ryan.
Everybody stay here. Oh my god!
That's my kill, that's my kill
I called it
Get him I don't know what operator I'm a creeper little sneak peek Because You're on satellite
Oh my god you go on satellite relax
Nothing comes close
When your gone then cause
Once you've not even asked You'll be fine cause And stop debuffing him!
Play. Pekinis on plow
Oh shit
What? Oh shit. Oh shit!
Stop playing, stop playing, stop playing!
Don't sell this.
Nooo.
Noooo.
Swing him Skye 20 health, 20 health, 20 health.
Oh no, oh no I done chopped the tonic.
Well done.
So Mingo if you ever shoot me again I'm airing your ass out just to work clear here
big dracos Wait to see you July the 1st! How it's called?
On the beach
Passing waves
It's gonna be funny right now Yeah, I'm telling you But nothing comes close to my anus hole
Once your body we- uh, uh
I have a banger song bro
All my friends are toxic
You shouldn't be so rude and all that All my friends are toxic All my friends are toxic
I think shit is so rude and always negative
I need new friends
But it's not that quick and easy
Girl, I'm falling for that
I'm better off all by myself.
And that's better than somebody else.
Crying out for help?
Show me a mountain ring or your cell phone.
You don't know how it feels to be alone Baby
I'll make you knooooooow
AHHHHH I'm down here let me breathe.
I'm drowning, let me breathe.
I'm sorry. Ryan, I'm sorry daddy.
Please daddy.
Sorry daddy.
Sorry daddy.
I'm just for him.
He's on a black car.
He's on a black car.
Stay up daddy.
I love you kiddo.
He's outside mining windows. Outside mining windows. That's my mining windows outside money window guys all the faces
Rose remember your face it or are you had so much aura?
All right, you have so much our to too bro. Finger blasting! I'm ordering an angle!
You still got RR, you still got RR.
Oh my god the old duo, the old duo come on.
Red dead. Red dead redemption.
I think they're inside brother. Hold on.
Yeah, they are in sight.
I'll do this for my mama and my little brother too.
Alright!
Now they're shooting Patrick.
Leticia, good shot, girl!
Good shot, girl!
Good shot!
Chad, I'm about to start twerking in this bitch!
Ready?
I'm better off all by myself
than somebody else
on the cell phone you don't know how it feels to be alone.
I'll make you know, I'll make you know.
Yo, be honest, am I a good singer guys?
No, no, stop it.
Fuck's sake, sake Jesus thank you.
That ass? Bro that was bad whatever song that was
we could do better bro. Secure the area keep the bombs protected
I'm bogeying right now I'm bogeyy mingo it's bogey season let's go bogey season
so much aura
mango ow you got a bogey Mingo!
You got a bogey?
It's bogey season, no?
You stupid fuck. A bogey, bro. A garb, a cigar. It's bogey season.
Is Skype sucking my dick right now? What is happening?
Yo I'm getting a blow job in R6 put him a lucy down i got it
ah who's shouting me on with a cigar in my mouth
who's chatting with the cigar in my house? Let me know
Oh my god, we do this round guys. I'm gonna blast music.
Alright let's go.
We got no holes in sight bro.
Guys!
I'm horny guys.
10 gifted for a blinker. That's what alcohol does to you.
It's a Jinx Sierra! On my window!
Yeah, I love you!
Dead. I got you.
Dead.
It's an Iowa arrow!
On Iowa's window.
Shut up, dude.
Bro that Rass was speaking to the guard in the mouth. You guys are not being mean.
They're rushing me! They're rushing me inside!
That's a Skype error.
I got shot two drones.
They're not wrestling me.
They both drone me like they were going to push me.
They know our walls are soft.
Silence, please!
My son!
Silence, please, my friend. Silence, please, my friend!
In garage... I mean in bakery.
Yo, my top light, Jinx!
Let's give him an offer he could never refuse.
Y'all seen Godfather?
Yo yo, Relax, relax. We're good
Good aim, good aim
Hey! Y'all seen Godfather? Let's get him off or he could never reveal.
Caracoo...
One caracoo
I downed one one top don't forget oh you don't know how to be a little baby
bro guys I can hold you on my son?
I'm hitting champions tonight.
Good aim Iowa!
There is no way that kid's controlling her. Baby this a Yamagini Narabenz come around is oh my god I got it. Yes!
Bad baby, come on!
Jerem, that ass sober too, thats the crazy part
music with them I don't wanna meet your mama. and I might let you chill if I fuck with you
I don't wanna meet your mama, I ain't come for you
60 to show, look at this dope, look at this
back of the ghost that's how it roll
I'ma some hoe other shit Bro, Sky remember when I beat you in that tournament Sky?
You're not like that.
Push the score up the score up the score off the score, off the score, off the score, off the score, swing every one.
What happened last year?
What's good, duo?
I lost to last two this guy but it's still 27-2 this year.
4-0, 4-0.
It's still 27-2 and 27-3.
I play with. It's 27-2, it's 27-4. I play with 0xs.
It's 27-2, it's 27-2.
You never hit that shot.
I don't wanna fight, I don't wanna fuck.
WHAT?! There! walk down gang. Let's go
He got turned up, but that's how you play Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege keep that shit up. I love y'all place
Oh that shit up i love y'all boys
bro we gotta go through a diamond one oh my god
hold on hold on wait a minute wait minute, this is my song!
God, this first bar's so real They stream like DMXing, these boys pussy they feel messing
People in the city see them move and they crying
Saying my god I wanna be in that scene
Darren Wrights wanna be in this scene
She got the video tryna be in this scene
Used to fantasize about being this thing blue bass girl
but she's got big dreams can't touch me i got instincts locked in the house
but I'm plotting things I brought a gang to party with me five white boys
but they not in sync fuck what y'all think everything that you say about
me my dog like to play magic and 2k but one thing young do is play about me my own boy tyler he
plans out beach she told me this summer he gonna fix my jumper I told boy wonder that we might got a thumper
I been tryna pop now I'm on like Shumpert
Now they on my bumper
Green room track full of all my comforts
Hotel room like heaven or earth
Got angels in my bed with some all white covers
they throw nemo lucian quiso sloop clay two phone and i gotta keep walk call my brothers
i got a lot of flows that are like like butter. You know what that means?
I came home nice, but I'm going back mean
I'm about to go drop me an off vaccine
Motherfuckers lack love so they know exactly what's goin' on
Make it mil and I don't know where the soda on
Feelin' pretty shot up like my shoulder's gone Gave her t-shirt too what to sew it on
I'm tryna tell y'all boys, I've got a few songs that could sell y'all boys
I tried them back then they was hell nah boy
Now I'm in the box like a Kellogg's toy
The ones that hit me the most look just like me
You tell me what that means Like a cat lies to it The ones that hate me the most are just like me
You tell me what that means Make us look common and see what that brings
I've seen you go down, we can reenact things
Up or down?
Up and down, up or down, up or down? Up and down please.
Oh shit Alright I'm gonna drop sky
Nooo Hit the doki Alright, I'm gonna drop the sky! Noooo!
Hit the doki. Hell yeah.
Doki Ryan, doki Ryan.
Nades going out, nades going out.
Yo is Sophia popping mirrors? Yes or no?
Nades going out, nades going out.
Fly, float, levitate. Concussed, double concussed. Levitating, levitating
Dead to us. Repelling
repelling in in in I got your back no worries
you up. Got you, I got you
I'm in C1
In the bathroom's dead, top white
Oh shit one!
That ass one? Wait, dead ass one? You got a dead ass one?
White stairs dad. Call me
I got red flag
White stairs dead.
Black to La Bomba, black to La Bomba.
We're good off that.
Black to La Bomba.
That's on me.
Stay true to that song.
Yo Mingo, me and you were both hammered wait
Called out or just giggling is fine too right yo fuck this whole team y'all are
all zero X's bro dead ass dude
I'm good off that I meant it
He's the fat baby from Boss Baby
High five time these kids out, bro.
These kids are just like trying to be funny.
Yeah, Mingo.
Time that kid out.
Bro, bro.
What?
What the fuck, bro?
Come on.
I don't know how-
Dude.
Yo, I have a push if y'all want to listen.
I'm an IGL. I'm an IGL. IGL, IGL. dude yo i have a push if y'all want to listen to my idea of my igl
i'd like yeah that's it i'll call that two on two
one two
oh no i'll call that 12 seconds of prep phase. 12 seconds. Y'all ready?
12 seconds of prep phase.
All alone. What up, baby?
All alone.
You dig?
9996.
I'm in town.
Party's going down.
Shoot them down. Shoot them down.
What up?
50 rounds.
Running town.
Are you out of pounds?
So much money damn it i forgot Look at my bank account Look at the cash amount
I get the cash amount
I just be cashing out
Flood bakery, flood bakery
Flood bakery, flood bakery
I'm on game
Yeah you killed that shit
Y'all ready? You're going to end this game right now!
Hey remember, big time players make big time plays.
Skite's inside.
Yingying skite doesn't matter. Yingying Skype doesn't matter.
Yingying Crap doesn't matter.
Yingying Small doesn't matter.
We're in sight!
We don't have a heartbreacher.
Wait why do we not have a heart rate to the way my car picture like guys come on
On your reception reception reception. I was gonna kill him. Reception Iowa!
Reception!
He's better than me, he's better than me.
We both suck, we're both mad.
I was so good, I was so good.
On my side I thought it was reception.
Good plant Ryan you big dick bitch.
Pride love y'all man.
Y'all are such a good team.
Next!
Thank you.
You guys got a song request? He's theusing, he's defusing!
What a caracole, what a caracole!
No no Pete, no Ryan stop! Ryan I'm begging.
Ryan please I'm begging.
Ryan I'm begging no no!
I'm begging.
Ryan I'm begging.
Bad...
Wait you have a drone.
Ryan stop.
Go!
Ryan go! GO! Ryan go!
GO!
RYAN!
Wait no you're good, you're good.
Now go, now go, NOW GO
HE'S FAKING FAKING FAKING FAKING FAKING FAKING FAKING
I love you Ryan
Give me that big white veiny penis god i love you ryan................. I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Buttermilk ass pancakes!
Buttermilk ass pancakes, bro!
Stomp a lil' a whole with some shell talk no I'm not doing it Chris was proud yo are they canceling Curse of the prime.
Yo, are they canceling?
Yeah, they're ducking us.
Yo Sky what's your preferred beer?
What's your preferred beer, Skyy?
Also, Skyy Do you think you can take me in a street fight? Hypothetical question
First off, fuck no!
Wait, yeah
Okay, okay so
Who in this party could actually beat me up? I'm going to be honest
Like just be honest
Look at Snap, look at Snap Shredd I can hear it in your voice where I'm laying your ass out.
I'm just going to be honest.
Boy, MGTA, I'm laying your ass out.
Look at Twitter.
Look at Twitter.
I'm good off that lowbrow.
Look at my fucking stream.
I have two fucking Cobra Vipers in my arms right now
you're little shred i'm 5 foot 11
I masturbate three times a day my daughter
I write like throws shit. Holy fuck!
Jinx you look like Johnny Sins.
Exactly.
Thank you.
Well okay.
I don't have that much of a hammer on him.
He has third leg down there but I'm definitely-
I have pipes bro.
Yo! Skyte fold the fucker,
I'd fold you bro.
Skite, skit,
I saw you swinging earlier
You were out of breath on four swings bro.
Hey man, die.
You gonna be surprised.
Hey, you're going to be surprised when you see me bro.
Hey, you're're gonna be surprised.
Hey, are we playing football or what are we doing? You wanna play?
Whatever you want to do bro.
Yo get in behind me!
Get him behind me, get him behind me, get him behind me! I'm basketball and shit. Get him behind me.
Get him behind me.
I'm not playing.
I'm in you.
I'm in your area.
Upstairs come on.
Upstairs?
Okay.
Bro, I can track somebody.
We can hunt them down way better.
Okay, fuck it. Dad, up. track somebody we got him down way better
that's our only counter
on the counter
get your freebies, get your freebies.
I can't shoot it, I got it!
I'm getting shot from below.
Yo break the connector!
Break the connector!
Got it, got it, move it, Got it. Move it. Move it. Goin'. Goin' Tracking. Tracking
You need help? On me
Get his ass. Right side. right side on the window
actually like watching flake I gotta plan
probably should be bro plant down trying to get that flat of a fucking ball
i got my god is for shit man i got top yellow Shred, get the- Shred planta the fucking bomb. I got him, I got him.
Oh shit! Plant down!
Yeah, I got him, I got him.
Top yellow!
Hard right, hard right.
Hard right, brother!
Plant!
Shred!
Yo TK shred, TK shred, TK shred that axe take you. Shred!
Y'all almost sold, bro.
Bro, shred I don't care Shred! Nah look at Twitter right now.
Bro Shred I can hear it in your voice bro.
Mute that.
Shred mute that.
Shred be quiet bro. Fred, mute that. Mute that, Fred. Mute that.
Fred, be quiet, bro.
Dude, real shit, bro?
Skype, you're beating Richie.
I'll give you that.
You're not beating me in a boxing match, Skype.
No, it'd be fun.
You're not beating me in a boxing match.
I can't lie.
My money's on Skype.
I can't lie.
How drunk are you, bro?
Like real shit
how drunk are you?
Drunk enough to fuck you.
You never even Whoa! All right! I'm not going to fuck you.
Whoa!
All right, whoa.
Chalk Mingo and DDoS is our number one champ with 44 game split.
All right guys, we're getting right guys i'm gonna catch you that ass
i mean bro there's a deed officer with 44 elo
i reported him i reported him
i reported this guy like 10 hours ago, and he's still not banned.
So why would I play ranked, bro?
Chat, what do I do, bro?
Like, what the hell?
I literally said, bro...
Okay. sad, bro.
Vandem, I think you have the shit back. Bro, I told them 11
hours ago to ban him, bro. They don't care,
dude. The kid's name is KissMyDDoS.
Like, what are we even playing?
He has 48 more games for you not to play it.
Oh my god I see it!
Bro this shit is stupid though bro
I wanted to do the stream to get number one champ
and reported the Deet officers they're not banned
Why should i care if they don't fucking
care, bro? God damn
Ban this fucking kid,
please!
Holy shit!
God, it's annoying, man!
Oh, they're down let's make vert
Keep playing but why should I care though chat? Like this guy has 30 more games than me because he is a DDoSing loser
I'm running in Iowa no one piano
Like this shit is so fucking stupid. Two capcans in my room,
In my room!
In his room! Stop stop stop!
I just got packed up
Where they at now? scott packed up and i was going to lose where they are down
happen again about the main bridge Bob is dislocated.
Y'all don't even clear anything, this guy's just upstairs in front of you guys.
Upstairs!
I'm on the sitting baited. Woo!
I mean, you didn't drone the rest.
You droned Piano.
I got that guy.
I'm droning an eyeball and my cam gets shot
and he kills him so y'all have to drone
the other side of the floor.
We won the round.
I don't care.
I mean, Jinx, yeah,
I'm in inside playing the bomb
robot chat like hope you guys understand how like unmotivating this is bro
like just knowing no matter how much you play no matter how much you win There's a literal DDoSer who is number one in the world
And he's not even being removed from the leaderboard
Like this shit is so unmotivating bro
There are 1-2-3-4-5-6 DDoSers There's one, two, three, four, five, six deed officers.
The number one stack in the world has 32 games played
these people have 44
Bro, Sky shut up they didn't get banned. I'm refreshing
I just refreshed they did not get banned Farts
75 is number one now
None of them got banned bro and that guy is a fucking booter.
That guys a booter too?
Yes, bro.
He has 37 or 43 games played, bro.
He has 1 less gameplay than them.
This shit is so stupid, bro.
Bro,
it's just so depressing, bro. Like the only
reason why I wanted to play was to get number one.
It really is though because
I reported these guys 11 fucking hours ago, and they're not fucking banned!
DO THEY NOT CARE ABOUT THE FUCKING GAME?!
Bro nah y'all don't even understand. No fuck that shit! We gotta be number one first before we can have that fucking win.
Bro nah, y'all don't even understand. No fuck that shit!
You gotta grind to it bro.
Yo no no no FUCK THAT!
This game is taking another life!
There's a fucking D-Dogs here!
12 hours from now you're champion and then they get banned And then you get number one
They didn't get banned 11 hours ago
No way they don't get banned that fast, bro. Why would they get banned?
At least on the tracker
they can take it off.
Why would devs ban them at 1 in the morning and not right now?
They could ban em on a tracker
Bro fuck tracker! I want in-game. In-game
bro. My mental's fucking
chopped. No it won't show in-game.
That's what happened two seasons ago.
Two seasons ago I grinded for
fucking 28 hours and got number three in game with two yellow choppers in front of me
And that's why they didn't try it again the next season here. We are again
And this time I reported it, whatever bro. Same shit.
Fuck this game bro.
My mental's gone bro.
It's just so stupid bro like there is a DDoSer that was reported.
Oh why did I swing that? I'm still carry 3.
Oh I know why I swung that! there's a fucking DDoSer! There's a DDoSER!
THERE'S A FUCKING DDOSER!
Yo pants guy.
Yeah I swung it cause there's a fuckin'
ddoSer bro This shit is so stupid.
Goddamn, we got no time for shit.
You know he is cheating, so just get under the cheaters oh okay i did that two seasons ago
and it was the most admissible experience my life mingo yo everyone forgets this mingo
was here for this mango remember when we got champ?
I was like number four in game.
We played for like 4 more hours after that
and then I got to number three in-game
And there were two elo trappers in front of me
Next season I vowed I would never do that again
But then this season comes around I I'm like, you know what?
I'm gonna report the ELO trappers. I'm going to report the D-Dolls and maybe they'll get banned
Look at this bro just not banned
Bro the kids gamer tag is kiss my D-Dolls
and then big dick aunt.
I'm so fucking disappointed
and depressed.
... rest. Yeah, bro,
I had fun.
Who cares if those kids are
ego-trapping, bro? We've been grinding
this shit, bro.
Bro, I know you're not wrong.
The reason why I grinded was to get number one and I can't get number one
Yeah bro like W long stream but bro, I'm trying to get number one
The point is bro
you grind when people are sleeping
so y'all either choose your winning or losing
Skype they're not gonna sleep
All i know is that we're grinding. I'm grinding to number one, bro. Y'all better grind too, bro.
You're not getting number 1, Skye!
There's an elo trapper and a booter!
You're not getting number 1.
I'm done with this shit. Claws Alex from now they'll be banned and you'll be number one if you grind bro.
I'm done with this shit.
Go to bed, yeah go to bed, go to bed, go to bed. I'm on a-I'm gonna pass you dumbass.
Go ahead let me pass you guys, let me pass you guys.
Don't get the fuck out of here! Go ahead, let me pass you guys.
Don't get the fuck off bro! You have 12 hours.
Bro stop man! You're only gonna tell yourself that and you're just gonna feel like a dumbass. Stop. Lock in man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We were dancing and shit bro. Like...
I know.
Dance again.
I'll just keep-
Let's fucking hype train go under some shit but I don't know.
I'll dance it away whatever.
I'll just dance the way of the D-Dolls sir.
You know what would be comp right now though?
You know what would be comp?
I don't know, you call him?
I don't know, Blowjob What?
This shit sucks man.
Alright, mine.
Oh fuck the back side!
Oh fuck no!
He's ready close Got him, dumbass kid
Aw fuck I can't hit him
Look at him to your right
Damn dick damn
back to me black man Guys come in! Why man?
Come here!
What what
Oh my god
Bingo might try to TK me or some shit
He's doing some weird shit
Telling me to come over there and shit bro
Pick me fuck boy Pick him pick him Damn. He's gonna pick up.
He's gonna pick up.
Watch this, watch this.
Oh!
Oh my god, good shit.
One more one more. Oh my god, good shape.
One more! Be careful!
Try to have main character syndrome I'm not gonna...
Another one dead in the backside.
Dead in the backside.
Ringo remember?
Tonight will be the night
I'll die for you!
Never again! I will die for you. Over again.
Tonight will be the night I will die for you
over again
We'll rank our over again. Ranked RB!
Ranked RB!
Yo, how about that?
Bro, it's cool.
I told people
it was a 24-hour stream
so it's a 24-hour stream.
I'm just saying I'm depressed. I'm just saying
I'm depressed and I'm disappointed
and I'm drunk
and I was twerking
and there's a number one champ, that's DDoSing
and he got reported 10 hours ago man
And they just don't care enough to ban him
They don't care enough to ban him bro
And that makes me not want to care
Because if they don't care why should I care
Why should I try to get number one champion in the world if there is a literal kid committing
a fucking felony with the felony in his gamer tag and he's the number one champion in the
world getting zero kills a match?
This right here is depressing! 16 minutes ago, 0 kill 1 death plus 22 elo
Zero kill one death plus 23 elo 3 kills 0 deaths plus 23 elo one kill, one death. Oh he's just getting zero kills
and winning every game. God I want to know his team
what does he have four stoppeds on his team? No
he's shutting routers offline committing a fucking
felony
Yo kiss my DDoS UK offline committing a fucking felony.
Yo, kiss my DDoS! You can't put number one champ on your fucking job application dude
Get your life together kid
Fucking loser
Let me chat it's a 24 hour stream, I'm just depressed. Not depressed, depressed?
Yeah, I'm just depressed bro.
Yeah it's a 24 hour stream am i depressed?
Yeah why are we banning Villa?
BAN COAST! Y'all are gonna piss me off. yeah why are we betting Villa back coast
check y'all don't care how do y'all not
care big ass
nipples get over it
cry we don't
care now and
we don't care we don't care.
We don't
care your pathetic
ass mentality. Yeah, bro.
Yeah, man. This is so exciting.
His name is KissMyDidas.
This guy's awesome. Are we still talking about this fucking
guy or are you cutting your chat? He's openly
celebrating a felony, chat. My bad
for caring. That's on me.
Maybe... Skye! What bro?!
What do you want me to say?
It's done.
What do you want me to say, bro?
You can't do shit about it.
Stop talking about it.
Move on.
What am I like a fucking –
I don't know, bro.
Like what am I, bro?
Bro, fuck him. Fuck him. The guy is D-D know, bro. Like, what am I, bro? Bro, fuck him!
Fuck him!
The guy is DDoSing, bro.
Like, it's just stupid.
Leave him be, bro.
He's gonna get DDoDed.
And the guy got reported.
He's not gonna be gone.
This guy...
They don't give a fuck.
You wanna bet money on it?
You wanna bet money on it?
This guy...
What day are they in
the studio caring the most
about the game? The day of the new season.
What day were they told about the DDoSer?
The day of the new season. They were told
about the DDoSer and the-Dosser didn't get banned.
Now I don't want to go for number one champs, guys.
I'd rather be bent over in the ass by a guy named Larry who's 6'5".
Why should I go for number 1 champion?
Cool! I'll get my number 11 champ and then
jerk off with it, that would be awesome
That's better, okay cool
Are you guys playing until champion?? Yeah, man. I'll get my number 11 champ
I'm pumped up man. Let's play till 7 in the morning and get number 11 champ. I'm excited
Yeah fuck number one
We're not
We don't give a fuck
You were voted We're not. Riders, bro! We don't give a fuck. We don't give a fuck about the riders. Mingo you were floating.
You wanted to get off right now.
You're tired.
Let's get our diamond.
Let's just get our diamond jinxie.
Oh my god I'm tired.
Wake the fuck up Mingo. Come on. Hey, I'm tired. Wake the fuck up Mingo!
Come on.
I need my carry bro.
Bullshit you gonna drag me into this shit?
Now i'm faded and near-faded
And raw-fated. and you're faded, and we're all faded.
I'm gonna spomp these motherfuckers
Oh yeah this is your map This is your OG map
You know what i do
He's gone pre-preference watch watch kill feed just watch your feet
hey say thank you now say thank you now thank you
i love having this much aura.
No one's bombed here.
Got it! I'm trying to go meet their friend, KG, Matt. Katie Matt ah all right you're welcome
you're welcome next day thank you my god
must be so fun playing with me and just
learning I was like five things for the meeting with me and just hitting everybody. It's so dope. I wish I could have
five jigs to dumb my team
because Iowa is
running out.
Boy,
almost a kid
got an accident.
Yeah, but Chad,'s still a 24 hour stream. I'm just depressed man that's all. Jensen come in! Jensen come in!
Good boy.
Yo.
Come here. Yo, yo. Yo, yo.
Is he on the she at man?
Ah damn.
I'm too drunk for this. I'm getting kills on drugs
Actually, like favorite one day what's your nice bro do IRA brought? He actually is picking D-24.
Bro, I can't be depressed about a DDoS attack?
What are you looking forward to the most?
I want a beat officer
to get banned and I want him
thrown into jail for
committing a felony
and being a felon.
Internet is fucking fucking it's a
fucking felony bro this guy's a felon
bro and he's the number one champion
in the world let's talk
what's good skype
oh i don't know about y'all bro but
no i i don't know if I can say
Yeah, now we can't I can't leave I'm trying to text you need a will open out your fucking fuck bro
IBM you're fucking your phone man. You don't just leave me on You need to open up now. Your bitch is fucked, bro. I DM your fucking...
...your phone man you don't-
just leave me on read, bro.
Fuck you, bro.
Ooh, bingo!
Same with you, Jinxy.
Same with you, Jinx.
I'm done.
Alright, both bitches fuck.
Alright, bruh. I'm trying to back. I'm both basically. Nah bro,
I'm trying to see what y'all got.
Hey man,
anybody say,
hey man,
anybody saying
Oregon Robin?
I am not Oregon Robin.
Yeah, they got banned.
You guys are so unfunny, bro. They didn't get banned. I hit him but no heavy
how do i not get a headshot Come here, Jixie. Come here. Right here. Right here. What?
Dad...
We're so good, Mingo.
Fuck dad!
Don't do it. Don't do it!
My aim is so good with this fucking gun, holy shit.
I'm dead!
I'M DEAD!
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done without a game you play.
I can't blitz, I can't blitz, I can't blitz! Where's that Doki?
Right there...
Dead.
I need to reload!
I'm still gonna get a shot out of my belt
I don't need you or nobody else, my friend.
So die!
Come die and spit it out!
And that's going to rain, and that's going to rain.
Good job Jinxy get your number 9 champ!
I WANT A DITCH IN MY ASS!
I'll give you one.
Too far, Ryan. My. Alright, alright, sorry.
My chat's like lying about him getting banned just to waste time.
Who is it? The DDoS'ers?
Yeah whatever bro.
Whatever bro we're still gonna get a champ bro.
Holy fuck bro I'm tired.
I'm as hard as fuck but I don't give a fuck because I'm asleep when I'm dead.
Yeah, no that's inspirational bro.
Who said that? Was it Juicy World or Lil Uzi?
I don't even know bro. It was like juice or a little oozy.
Nice shot, get another drink?
Dude! Should I get another drink? Dude, yo.
Break something bro like...
I'm already too deep should i get another drink or not?
I love this game man and i just hate
when it gets ruined
by cheaters man
alright bro
ask your fucking question
everything
will get ruined
by cheaters bro
you can go to your
chunks man
but you're right, man!
This game is just ruined by cheaters, man!
Aaaaaaahhhh ahhhhhh
let me hear wait, let me hear them here
dead eyes
come here, I'm here. Deadass.
Dad.
He's dead.
It's a jank Sierra!
Bro but I'm like actually...
To be honest I'm pretty good see that janky or uh... Bro, but I'm like actually- I'm watching you.
Put a hole in that door!
Give me that dick daddy!
Boom dad!
Bro, I'm so good bro and i don't do y'all's I should be the number one champ not him
damn it look at these shots i'm hitting
that's a big Sierra.
Oh my ping! Oh my ping, 50!
Oh my ping in the hall! In the main hall!
He's on Shredder What happened?
He's on shredder.
It's a shredder, Rob. No!
Impacted myself. Shroudy, shoot the claymore and run out on him he's 1 HP.
Go. Run. You're so mid, Shroudy.
Roll a prime, Shred.
Roller prime, Shred! Roller prime! Roller prime!
I'm so depressed bro... Wait, Shred wins this!
Shred you know! Shred, you know
you win this, baby.
Shred, I can car your door.
Shred 1v2 for the lads.
1v2 for the blokes.
For the EU blokes.
Two digerents. blokes for the EU the staircase and the other one is drumming a top
And the other ones giving drunk call outs
Door! Bed!
Shred swing door! Yup shredder That's Yup, Shredder! That's no time, Shred!
Shred, roll a prime. Roll to prime! Roll to prime, tread!
Tread's so good.
He's bathrooming You know the pile here the tile tile tile
Good shit, right baby
The shredder mom jigs he sings safer The Shredder.
Come on, bro.
Jinxy sings Saint Bernard? I'm not going to sing that!
Saint Bernard sits at the top of the driveway
Neither a vice will be missed
bro that song is so good
dude like
as sunsets fly I've done six but still I strike.
What did you say Mingo?
You get mad at seeing the ELO trappers
at number one?
No, not mad.
Just depressed, disappointed,
crippling depression
for the whole nine years.
I don't get mad at all, bro.
I don't get anything, bro.
Okay, I don't get mad at knowing
that there's a
DDoS
or a number
one champion
because I know
tomorrow morning
he has to wake
up and look
at himself
in the mirror
so I'm
cooled off
fast
I already
know his
chair smells
like shit
it's
fucking
pro
and my controller's dead
my controller's dead
your mic cut off but the only thing
my controller is dead
is everyone drunk? Nah just the intensity.
I think Snike had a couple drinks.
Baby this cup.
Baby you so hot, all these diamonds for it but I don't...
Got a lot of- Well, here it now all go around.
I could smoke a couple spliffies after this.
Bro, I think I'm gonna like jerk off in a jacuzzi bro. Hey good stream y'all
The DDoS is almost champ hey thanks for the update man
We're inside, we're inside.
I made such an effort to make sure this didn't happen.
Selling phones, selling phones.
Reloading!
Oh shit. I'm gonna get stuck in that door. Here we go.
Yo, Jack will chill!
I can.
The one down there first on P.
Woah, is that ass?
Yeah, it's ass.
They're seeing me now!
Hello?!
They're all out. Pop in, Trixie! oh yeah uh You got good. I'm holding. Is that diamond? Come on!
Oh, I'm still out of diamonds.
One more game.
One more game.
One more game.
One more game.
One more game.
One more game.
One more game.
One more game.
One more game.
One more game. One more game. One more game. Is that diamond? Oh, I'm still on diamonds.
One more game!
One more game!
It just sucks daddy like I want to be champion.
That's it? He's legit been moved
from the leaderboard
Yo Nox, R6 Tracker
and in-game are two totally different things
he has not been banned in game because
if he was banned in game, it would have popped up on my screen.
Thank you for losing about
45 brain cells of mine. Appreciate it.
Cue it up! Let's go! Diamond game.
It's a diamond, Iroh. diamond game. It's a diamond Diamond game, diamond game
Hey bro
The top two DDoSers are banned yo is everyone like losing their mind tonight? What's going on?
Bro how- are y'all voting me like dishonorable bro?
Okay chat the top 2 details just got banned right?
You ARE dishonorable though.
Okay so 7 minutes- yo I can't tell if people are this stupid or just trolling.
Okay, this guy just said the top two D-Dolls got banned.
Remember when I was cutting stats and it said his last game
was 16 minutes ago?
Now his last game is 13 minutes ago,
so he's still playing.
He's in a game right now, DDoSing
right now.
So just stop saying
he's shutting off someone's
internet illegally. Let's not say
that he's not DDoSing.
I'm confused, do you guys like love
DDoSers or something? We're not saying that!
We are not saying they are not DDoSing bro
No one said that
A kid in my chat just said the top two DDoSers got banned, a lot of people in my chat are saying they got banned.
None of them got banned? They're still DDoSing people.
Ban the fuck out of Emerald Plains!
Okay this is my Diamond game I'm kind of excited. Bro Shredda mute that fucking mic.
Wait you're right, wait you're right. Shredd's right, Shredd's right. They're gonna ban Emerald. Let's do tech!
Exactly. Wow. Exactly. Jinx it, listen to Shredd ban emerald that's new tech exactly wow exactly jing says in a shred bro i don't want to play Oh man!
React consulate. Damn map again?
I know that you down, so you feel me through this show?
Refresh, you fat ass. Okay, all right, now you're just trolling
because I just refreshed.
Why don't I even play into this shit, bro?
Like look here, I'll refresh.
Yep, yep and boom.
All right, yep, his last game was 14 minutes ago.
So yeah he's in a game right now, DLC right now.
He's like two or three games away from champ.
Congrats man you're wrong.
Dad
it hasn't popped up because you're delayed.
Yo this is crazy!
Alright we are done reading chat! chat.
On the bright side,
bro, at least I'm drunk. That was like one benefit of this rank session. Bro, we didn't get
champed but I mean, getting drunk was fun.
Dude, I was so ready to be number one man.
I was so locked.
I kind of knew that the Dolphins were going to be number one.
That happens every season.
My passion just slowly phased out when I saw the DDoS.
You know, DDoS is my number one every season, bro.
Bro, but that's the thing though, bro.
They never end up number one.
They're always just number one when I want to be number one.
It's actually crazy.
People who end up number one are like mousers at the end of every season,
but when I wanna be number one it's just DDoSers and DLFs.
We gotta call a score after this. Hopefully he's dropping.
When I call up score, he's going to boot the servers.
Jinx to your rank tonight. Thanks Bryson, thanks man.
I love you bro.
Remember how I used to carry on my Rayups account?
Ah Shred, you're a BTR controller player.
Let me spawnpeek now.
Watch the spawn peek Shred!
Watch kill peak Shred! feed shred shred watching i'm watching
i'm watching kill feed shred
thing no No.
Mingo, I can not even call it. Mingo you see anybody? I don't have a- I had SMG 12.
I can't hit that shot on the far.
I like taking my-
OP daddy!
AHH!
Why did I jump out?
He's on me.
Bro, Mingoingo i'm dead no
i'm gonna take a shot for you, ready?
On ya Mingo!
Pushing you Mingo! Pushing you! Pushing you!
I know that's not a headshot?
Wait Skye is still alive.
Come to the spark skydiver
it's a skydiver come on sky
shredder
i don't think
side to side Ladies on skype? Skype, it's a Skype error
You look like you belong in the military. Flat what does that mean?
You look like a state trooper bro, what breach
Flanking I don't want to Wait, I was flanking. It's an Iowa! What?
He could have killed two.
Yo, two of them are low.
Two of them are low.
Oh my god, good aim.
Insight! Insight guys, insights guys.
In your hallways guys.
Okay, stretch and laugh. that are alive are weak. come on
shred you're being too flashy.
Got killed.
I'm getting a pixel.
Wait it's Skype king my go if you want one down we got your book One down. Oh my god!
Hold on, did this guy just got a kill in barbed wire? They had it in the hole.
Sky just got a barbwire kill?
And I gotta kill a barbwire.
Barbwire can hurt you in the game?
Sky just got a barbed wire kill!
Barbed wire can kill you?
You didn't know that, you didn't know that?
Hey thats tough as fuck I cant lie
Its a sky arrow
Thats a sky arrow
That's my barbwire, some good barb wires. Damn sky stats are
mid damn damn
Bro you got the same fucking stats
Cap look at me with the loss cap
Bruh you got Mingo on your team. I don't get fucked.
Oh wait, my stock is through.
Oh, I have a higher KD.
I have a higher KD.
You at 1-8, Nate?
1-8, Nate!
I don't want wanna hear shit from you
Dinksy we're not losing
We're not losing
It's a fucking mess! It's a skydera, it's a skydera!
Wow I'm like pre-firing these drones.
I need to flame it.
See if you can flame it, Jynxie?
We gotta run that Wednesday stack back again bro
That shit was deadly
It was like me, you, Cory, Shred...
I wanna run with me, you, Jinxy, Kappa and Jay on my team.
That's just too bad.
I mean, I put your ass to bed random as well.
I'm still in my bed with randoms. Caaan! I'm kidding, we're not out yet.
I-I'm still in my... I still got it bro.
27-2
27-2
I still got it bro.
27-2 this year
Trust!
Trust!
It's trust! 1 and 11 Kevin still 27 to 2.
I don't believe it that's really worth running but alright.
You pulled that out of your ass
He got banned y'all are so not funny, bro
I think it's bad to do a 30-hour stream but i didn't man market It's a sky arrow.
Oh, not Lou. Not Lou. Hell no. Don't give me the rule.
Kid's ass and annoying. How are you ass and annoying?
He's sooo annoying.
I try one, I try one cam. My sense is actually it's a cool game right now.
Up the window or not?
Let's go! Watch out bro. Hey back up, hey back up!
My kill now. I got it.
Don't do it.
Wait.
My turn now.
Knocked out. Call it out!
Mingo, Jaycee.
Outside main lobby.
Are you peeking the main lobby door?
I killed Monty.
Come on we can't troll.
We're going to troll and attack chill.
Bro Mingo's so fucking good.
You gotta get at least one kill.
I got a lot of kills.
I got a lot of kills.
I got a lot of kills. I got a lot of kills. I got a lot of kills. I killed Monty. Come on, we can't troll. We're gonna troll and attack, chill.
You gotta get at least one...
I'm still drunk.
Fucking fuck me.
Yo!
What's your favorite drink? What's your favorite drink?
Mojito.
You gotta put me on that.
Or the John Daly.
Alright, alright! Fuck I see all right Oh You know better than to hold a pixel against me, Dore. I'm gonna go to the other side.
Sit the fuck down!
God, I'm nasty.
Come on bro. Look at the hearing it's a
james seattle brahms so locked in it
might as well just get off right not
getting number one
yep bro the number-one champ has a.4 KD. How does that make you guys feel? Happy? Sad? Glad? What do y'all think?
Glad.
Shit doesn't even matter.
What?! It did not matter if I got guys right or didn't know it was sad. She doesn't even matter
It's an I'm at it was sad, but yeah can everybody say congratulations
Wow you're drunk!
Y'all want to get Scooter?
Score for Mingo?
I'll get you when somebody leaves scooter. It would be cool to have another teammate.
Iowa's better than SCORM without comms so yes.
Whatever, it's probably... Without comms we're better with Iowa than score.
Score is literally horrible but I love score.
He's 0 for 600 on tournament's ground.
It's okay, we'll see score on July 11th.
Score pulling up too?
Yeah I think it's a score vs Jgonz fight...
...or box.
Whatever is clever!
Whatever is clever. Whatever's clever!
Whatever's clever! Ringo, do it again. I'm on location secure.
Mingo, do it again.
Mingo let me over here okay?
I'll jump out.
Wait, I don't think you hear that.
They're on me!
Bro Mingo, I almost shit on one of them.
One got caught!
Five get...
I'll block the other.
T-Mobile's in position. Yeah, one there with tier 1. On this one, yeah.
Dead. Nevermind. Nice Iowa!
Nice Iowa! Keep this KD.
What are they they flooding?
The games.
We got a defunct ammo.
Nice boys.
4-0 sweep for the diamond game.
Oh shit! Bottom yellow, yo you're a fucking rat.
Bottom yellow on the window, to the balcony.
Bottom yellow to the balcony, to the balcony bottom yellow
you bitch
did he ck? who cked him?
no shred can we 4-. Can we 4-0?
Bro, Shred! He TK'ed when it was a 41, bro.
Don't sell this round. We're gonna draw it out longer.
Jay you know I love you Shred. Shred, I'll crash out of your TK bro.
Yeah shred it, kill your ass!
Yo shred!
Shred it, shred it, shred it!
He's not gonna teamkill you bro. Let's win the game bro.
Fuck.
Cut that shit out.
They didn't pick me up for tournaments bro when I used to carry him when he was ass bro.
I don't get it.
I was never assed.
That 1v3 Jaycee that wasn't 20.
And I had to drop 15 wickets in beer am i in fucking flow state right now
Oh I'm gonna shoot you down. Job, you feel me coming through? Mitch on your dairy out of Brickfleet Dairy.
We need to locate a bomb.
Scorch said he got his server hacked. Can he play in 30 minutes?
Sure, Scorch sure score whenever somebody gets off
i never snitch on you daddy a little brick for you Bro looks like shoe nice? Alright, I'll give you that one.
I'll give you that.
Alright, back.
Chad am I unk status for knowing shoe nice?
Wait so what did he push Abin with me?
Yeah!
I got coming.
How long you been grinding? We've been playing 13 hours, man.
We started right when the service came up.
We're almost diamond- this is our Diamond Ground right here down around
are we ahead of
now no
jeremy I'm here. Drown me!
Hear him Fred.
In the right corner.
Can we shoot on your window?
He's in this right corner
Somebody drove to the tread?
Yeah, tread
Alright, right side admin is clear. Copy room is clear. I just died completely behind the wall.
What? I can see this. Yo, he couldn't even see that.
He just shot nothing and killed me.
Anybody kill Vigil or no?
There's an IO.
Oh, I am alive.
Fuck that noise!
Dude, I'm dead.
I'm dead. I'm dead? I am alive.
The fuck's that noise?
Don't worry, Iowa is alive.
What the fucks that noise?!
On me.
Swing at me.
You located a bomb.
Swing it, loser.
Don't worry I will... He's so smart, wow!
I would've done the same shit, well done.
That was smart.
Yo all my defuser... come on Skite.
We won. Let's go Skite. That's what I'm talking about.
Let's go, Skye.
Holy shit your ass.
Last one was in the...the breach room.
You got a drone, Skye?
Yes!
Skye yes, I like that.
This guy has never lost us.
Hot takes, Sky can be in pro league!
Hot take, Sky can be in pro league!
Hot takes, Sky could be in pro league.
Alright, chop that.
Plant, Sky.
Yo, Sky listen, smoke deep
plant then get off it he's gonna walk up and you'll shit on him
He's top yellow stick the fuck in
Plant then get off it he'll'll walk up and shit on him.
Stick it, you don't know his top goal. You can stick it.
Stick it daddy.
Good call, Op.
Stick it!
That's gotta make vertical low no?
Kidding, don't do that.
This guy you win this bro. Give me my diamond babe
God this is a beautiful place. That charm is ass.
It's the sky down row.
Oh that was stupid.
Sky King crouched there well that was stupid this guy can crouch through a primary k
he got off it, he got off it
you're so good, Sky. Sky you are so good!
Yay I got diamond!
I'm the king baby.
I'm the King.
Welcome for fucking diamonds.
Well I had a 2k deal let's slow it down.
You can tell Mingo you're welcome to die. Oh yeah.
Mingo, you're welcome for diamond from Skye and me.
Yeah, you're welcome for diamond, Migo.
Woah! Thank you, bro! Oh, whoa.
I can carry your ass. Bro.
Hey!
I'm Diamond, man.
Hey, we ranked up.
Take another shot.
How close are we to champ you think before queuing i was gone i was gone i was gone i was on the stack stop doing mango stop queuing
and go start all right we're diving in we're dying bro', we're diamondin'.
Bro but let's say we get 20 elo a game. 5-5-5-5... ouch.
That's a while.
Damn that's like 10 hours at least. chat how do I tell you chat? Chat how do i tell you gang
Scooter lets go scooter
Oh wait Iowa is back
Yeah Q, q, q. Q, Minga!
No listen, listen, listen
The number one champs
The number one champs um okay they're at 4408 and they're getting 20 they're
getting like 20. so me and mingo are gonna get like 30 30. Here I'll scroll back to Diamond 5
Yeah, me and Mingo are gonna get 32, 31, 30, 29, 28
Okay that's our order right now Mingo sound good?
Okay wait so it took this guy 3 hours
to get champ.
I mean... shit
Mingo, three hours bro? What do you think?
That's PC
But they were DDoSling and they're not even champ yet, and they have a hundred left to go
It's maybe the most call it four hours
For us would be five
Take another shot shot let's go
So we're gonna go weed at champ out around 3am bro this didn't sound that bad
Doesn't even sound like bad
I think i'm trying to edge real quick
Bandlayer bandlayer
Trust me they're bending later.
Yeah yeah, they're gonna bend later.
Listen to Shred, listen to Shred daddy.
They're going to bend later, trust.
Dad? Lair dad?
Dude Mingo we'll get caught at like 3 a-
What are y'all doing? I said to ban the lair!
Nah, hey, nah I'm off
Mingo
Wait what you guys then?
Oh we fucking sold.
Yo! I've never even played it. fucking sold I'll never let you down
Just hope you feel me through this song
Oh na na na, oh na, oh na.
Wait what is our bans? Bro we are not watching.
They got banned.
Yo I'm about to like just ban the whole chat and go to bed. Like everyone just keeps saying that you let Travers got banned.
Bro, my stats make my pussy damp though.
I'm not going to lie.
Like my stats are crazy.
I can't help but choose that.
Woo!
Mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid.
Scott, you have a 14 win to mosswood
okay i can't lie we need to win these
three attacks rounds
bro mingo's so drunk i cant
lie we need to win these three attacks rounds
bullshit attacks rounds. Oh shit!
This guy just walked up the stairs and he's fucking heaving.
Yes, I definitely saw a blot. We're done. You know what I do? Heaving.
Jinxy, you know what I do on this opportunity. Chalk the tiny bro!
Chat, chalk the tiny bro!
You feel me? Chat, talk to Tony bro. So how many games still champ?
Just hope you feed me like 20.
Just hope you feed me through this sooooooo...
No way it's 20.
You shit his ass mija!
No way it's 20? It's 20 I'm not even kidding.
You're lying you're lying
Bro look here wait I got it
I'll get the exact- yo I'll say exactly how many games we need
Ready? Okay These guys were started off at diamond.
Okay, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 they still have four games left
they got 19 20 21 games to get the champion from where we are right now 21. hey save why i say what 21 games bro 10 hours
what you trying to do what you're trying to do wait 21 games is silly wait What you tryna do?
Wait, 21 games is silly. Wait, 21 games is silly.
What beavers bad? what is a bea-
He said it was an animal.
I didn't hear what he said bro
I didn't hear what he said.
Oh sorry.
Hmph I'm sorry You're chopping up some chewing on wood all day Dad!
I was the kid
That would be me in July, yo
Dad, I'm dad, I'm dead, I don't have hands.
Dead.
In the hall, in the hall sir.
Yup, right there. In the hall sir, in the hall sir! I will have a red dress
yeah my good i want your little shithead regular Resbyyyy!
Iowa you little shithead, resby little shit.
I hate this kid bro. Skite, skit, skit, skit, skit, let's go.
I love you, Iowa. I love you, King! Hey, my Iowa!
The dude on the top actually got banned. I'm about to crash out all right i'm gonna recount hold on
okay how long it takes to get champ so one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen
seventeen yep my math was correct eighteen nineteen twenty
21 games away from champion From where we are right now
20 games away
21
You know what? Fuck it, let's ball
They all just got banned
Mingo, are you with it? Cause I'm with it.
Wait, I'm with it.
I'm here all night. It's a jank cigarra!
Day and Night Day and night.
Never sing again, Scott.
I forgot the song.
Mingo! They did also take them four hours to get the champ. It's going to take us
six. We'll get the champ
at 5 a.m. Yeah, we're grinding
and they're not pussies.
How's that even like rewarding for them?
It's so degenerate.
Fuck yeah, I'm taking another shot.
Five seconds. I was gonna sip my beer and keep headshotting people.
Fuck you.
For his life I cannot change!
Email... life I cannot change. Email.
Shop on that ring.
Score said I'm here all night, score
I love you bro, bet.
Good guy, good screw.
Good bitch, score. Love you We're grinding, Scoop. Good grindin', Scoop.
Love you, Scoop.
Float trap!
Fushay, you fucking bot.
I might hit him from the back!
And then he just potatoes on iron. Mingingo, get out of my cam! Sit on that.
Who's looking? Skype? We win if it's Skype.
Oh my god, who's sky Skype? We win if it's Skype.
Oh my god, who's Skype? We win.
It's the Unk duo! The UNK duo!
I got a drone, what up?
He's gonna find the throne bro.
Sure? Alright gotta find the drone daddy, bro. Sure? Drone daddy, drone daddy
Drone daddy
Ride me, bro.
Wait, no head?
I knocked him.
Look at this.
Hey, look at this kill cam.
Look at this kill cam.
Oh, never mind.
I knocked the guy.
Yo, how he's not sleeping. word to my mother they got banned it says milsy 489 nine months up all right we put on his mother's life so i'm gonna refresh oh they're right here here we go
yo the number one guys gone but his whole team
is here so they didn't get banned. It just glitched.
Boom! There's his teammate.
There's his teammate. There's his teammate.
There's his teammate. Cool.
Yep. Here we go. Same shit.
Yo, don't tell me this guy... Yeah, he has a zero Yep, there we go. Same shit.
Yo don't tell me this guy- Yeah he has a 0.0 KD with 51 matches played?
Yeah! Ay nah.
His profile picture says Jinxy's number one fan. He has gotten zero kills
Alright, yo chat um maybe like clip this and send it to Ubisoft or something?
This is our number 1 champ on console here right here big dick ant i guarantee you it's one inch all right 50 games played from England.
Zero kills, zero deaths plus 19 ELO.
Zero kills, zero deaths plus 19 ELO.
Zero kills, zero deaths plus
20 ELO. I mean like bro
it's like this is the number one champ in the world right now.
Whatever.
Yeah, my stat's bad.
Yes, bro.
Alright. Get like me with this window loss
Like look at my window loss
I'm so calm
You lost one game?
Well yeah you, bro. You were wild.
I was needed at the team.
Alright guys.
Kidding!
I was 1-8 in 8.
But honestly not banned though.
He has no kills in 5 hours guys and he won every game.
It's like something that happens to me. He has no kills in five hours, guys. And he won every game.
It's like such a simple ban.
My fucking...
...baby cousin can ban that guy.
You have a decent- Watch out! John, deadass.
We got another one outside of the window.
Yeah, you do!
Get on 90 Cam!
Oh shit... I'm in okay! Yo.
That's all he doing, Skye?
Little bitch. Bro what are y'all doing?
He killed me earlier by the way and
he's trying to Flora join you right now.
He's trying to Flora join him when I'll join from my team
before it actually shuts the fuck up.
Get Flora on that.
Where the fuck are you going man? I'm following you!
How did we get off camera Skyton? He's down here, he's down here.
You got off of cam. Really? Why don't we get off the camera skype down here son? I heard we got him trust me you gotta okay really
Just I gotta just wait watch my back, please. I got you
Bad aim Ryan hey yo Ryan hello you talk? You gotta go to him
we got a go to him. It's on me Justin!
Fuck I'm so sorry.
Bro!
I got him don't worry
So wait Trey you're team killing and i'm trying to get champ bro?
He's above here
Please, please Alright, trans up bro, trans up.
Sure let's go.
Why are you 4H zoning your team?
Bro it wasn't going to him. He's 100 HP
On God I'm winning this gunfight hold on chill
This motherfucker knows where i'm at you little pinky bitch
Dang he's roaming with pulse. Alright bitch, I'm going to clash everyone.
So Shred help me understand why you're floresing your teammate.
It wasn't gonna kill him! Y'all reach to my monitor right now,
Why are you floresing your teammate?
I joked around...
Why are you joking around? Why are you joking around?
Time is money.
Time is money, Shredd. We're not trying to joke around.
I'm about to lose my mind.
Yo, Shredd, can you maybe
just maybe lock the fuck in?
Maybe.
This guy wants a TK right?
Okay so just brief everybody else's...
Yo Chad if stream ends early blame Shradred I'm letting y'all know now,
If this guy TKs bro I'm not doing this shit.
Chad if this guy TKs bro I'm not doing this shit just so y'all know.
I'm getting off. So if stream man's early, it's red bro.
Sorry chat.
Cause I'm not doing,
I'm not going to play and just have my team TK bro.
It's already a waste of time.
All right, listen, we got defense. Lock the fuck in.
Secure the area. Keep the bombs protected.
I'm pretty sure the team is slowly getting banned. Nope, I don't think so.
So fucking tired man. Imma get a cool fee.
Imma gotta have a cool fee, imma gotta have a cool fee. I'm gonna get a coffee. Imma got a coffee, Imma got a coffee
Should i order a coffee?
Bro that sounds good as fuck
Order a body bag
Alright Here little yeah here a little you know what you are
what am i what am I functional asking
score join up!
Get Shred out of here.
Yo Ted Ass bro
No shit back the fuck up leave me alone man I come in peace
Bro listen we lost last round bro.
You tried to floor edge on me bro
I ain't playing this game
Bro, I swear to god
No it was not 4 seconds
Y'all both don't care about this kind of shit.
I got a T up bro.
Good aim Iowa. Fuck was that noise?
Did you hear that shit?
What am I hearing?! I hate this map!
My god! I'm on a bad map with
team killers on my team.
I can't think of a worse night.
Please stop, stop.
Stop this, please.
You guys didn't ban Lair
and y'all are team killing bro? Whatever. I'm just- Stop!
Oh my god, I'm dead. Yo yo yo Nick stop
please I can't focus
What? I can't focus You getting an espresso?
Fuck all of you
They fuck you too
Oh my god they they're fucking...
Yeah please, please, please.
You got any cans?
No I have a scanty he's in sight bro
he's in sight
oh my good fucking refrag.
Yeah bro? You didn't punch the mirror after I opened your breached burger? I don't know how he should have slept.
Got him in go You got it.
Hold on hold on I'm drunk as fuck and clutching this round.
Got that breach right? We have defog cam.
They're not planting yet.
He's inside, walk to the bridge
is in your hallway no oh bro
walked in our side. The same side!
Stop!
Step on his ass.
He's walking to our fucking side and we have a mirror.
So you guys are 0-7 team killing each other bro?
Like is this real life?
What's funny Shradd on God what's funny
you talked an hour
you literally
talked an hour, bro.
I'm going to
flash
I swear to God
if you guys
die behind me
I'm gonna lose my
Why am I playing
with these fucking like oh I'm about to fucking crash, I'm gonna lose my- Why am I playing with these fucking...
Oh, I'm about to fuckin' crash out.
He's gotta waste an hour of my fuckin'...
Night here?
Shreds running a Flores drone into sky!
Shred why'd you run a Flores drone into Skye. Your shred, why'd you run a Flores drone? Why are you joking around when we're done with this? It wasn't gonna kill him earlier
I don't give a- yo kid! Yo KID!
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK stupid ass kid
Why are you running the Flores drone into your teammate and Sk? Why are you running a floor zone on your teammate?
And Sky, why are you team killing him? What are y'all doing, bro?
I take blame.
Like we deadass just lost an hour, bro.
We're gonna lose to these kids because of that round.
No, we're not. No, we're not now we're not listen try one fucking
layer
and y'all can't layer like
i'm done i swear to god
i didn't vote i didn't vote
y'all didn't ban the right map and you guys are
grieving bro!
It's good it's good, I'm on class bleep
Nope nope give me the fuck out of this game
Mjxxy Uh Lou I'd rather literally-
Lou I swear to god
I would literally rather light my Xbox on fire than play ranked with you Lou
You annoying dog shit-ass kid.
You're terrible and annoying. I would
never play rank with you again.
No, Shredded Sky or Dawn.
I'm not playing Shred ever again.
Just burnt two hours of the fucking
right session here we're gonna come back
and lose four four and i'm gonna snap
one layer bro because you guys
are just trolling your shit's so stupid
you gotta just burn two hours like it was nothing, fucking pathetic.
Fuck this whole thing.
I'm running around with a boss here, I hope I get fuckin' first pick.
Get stomping.
Stomping like a dead sea jet, bro.
Everything's blocked.
Playing fucking Shredding Sky.
Bro is looking for any excuse to end i'm on lair because my teammate griefed the map bands and i'm losing one three two my teammates are oh and 17 killing it's a pretty good excuse
yeah whatever walk me down piss on my face daddy
On my yellow, zeros on my yellow Main stairs platform, main stairs platform
Up walking up main.
Only player is dead.
Two walking up main.
Three walking up main. All three out main they're all there Skye
There's literally two more Literally Two more of them are literally right on those stairs, Skye.
Two more
on those stairs.
No!
Blocked! Never playing with this kid
again and never playing with this kid again, and never playing with this kid again.
Alright.
What's the play rank man? I hope you guys understand how annoying that is, like genuinely.
It's just like, it's the mindset bro.
It's like you're just team killing.
Whatever bro.
I hope you understand how fucking annoying that is.
Alright, there goes an hour avid bat I mean, I'm like...
I'm at least just glad we got 4-1.
I'm fucking fuming right now,
I'm too tired to even care
I mean like you're team killing bro?
Yeah i gotta see if my fans are over but I'm not gonna lie to myself.
Hell no! I'm never playing with those kids again.
What happened? Oh it was in that washroom.
Shred... we were losing 1-2.
Shred rammed a Flores drone on Skite
Skite ran away from the Florez drone and then shot Shred rammed a Flores drone on Skite. Skite ran away from the Flores drone and then shot
Shred. Lost the round, they lost
the game bro. And there goes an hour
and they're back in the party
and they both are being blocked by Red.
So fucking dead.
Yo, get two bro.
Get eye one somebody else.
I wanna get avid bro.
Hold up,
I gotta see my band.
I'm loading up right now.
Uh,
I got 20 minutes left bro.
Yeah,
fuck it.
Fuck it bro.
That team killing shit is so annoying.
I mean
It's not even just the team killing shit
It's the fact that like
They just lit an hour on fire yo you want to come play ranked me and mingus hell no you just told i'm good too bad all right Alright.
Yeah, tunnel my dialogue. I'll be back in 20 minutes.
Team killing. Uh bro it's so annoying with all the fucking reggae, bro!
First and last time playing with those fuckers
I'm gonna go what do we do bro like how
would have a stack yo can you buy me are
i cant about it
yeah I got your ROG sack just leaves the
game bro everybody's tired for no reason
the stack that went twenty seven and the game bro everybody's tired for no reason
The stack that went 27 and 0
I mean, bro we invited Skyhide and lost twice with him
On god i'm never playing with that guy again
We lose two times that guy.
I invited you, three, two, one, and I invite you...wait is that you?
I think I invited you.
I got it.
Alright, invite Iowa, and then I'll invite Lou, I guess.
If he's on annoying shit,
I'm just kicking him immediately.
Just wasted an hour, bro.
Bro, it's one thing if you go like 0 and 9, but when you team kill, it's like all right, bro. It's one thing if you go 0-9, but when
you team kill it's like, alright, bro. Yeah, invite Iowa.
Iowa's nasty.
Did you guys lose? Bro,
of course we lost, bro. Our team's team killing, dude.
Of course we lost. We're never winning.
Do you want to know who texted me invite?
Who?
Lou? Yeah, invite Lou that's fine
I'll play with them. I will never play with Skype ever again or shut up her again. I'll put that on God
Team killing bro just lights an hour on fire that's a we could have been up that sobered me
right up richie ritchie got off guys guys ritchie got it off richie's been off
hey maybe bro i want to have it played pro
like he's being corny
lou we invited you dumb fuck!
Guys Richie got off bro.
I might make an LFG bro. That's crazy.
I'm this down bad
yeah talk champion i'm this down bad
ranked let's see what i get That's okay, we need two more.
This shit is so fucking stupid. stupid
but why is this guy calling me? Yo, Sky your team killed him bro I'm not playing with you. I'll never play with you again
Masa? Oh, is Masa?
Oh, is Masa gonna play?
Masa's passionate, bro.
Bro, that's not a passion I need.
Yo, Mingo, call up Masa.
That's like your duo.
Charlie, Charlie is banned on Twitch and Richie is not on. You guys keep saying Charlie and Richie.
Richie got off to go to sleep like four hours ago
And Charlie has been banned on Twitch
And the people saying Zim, Zim's banned
on Twitch too.
Let me go. Why'd you want me to 18 parties?
Richie's on. Alright, I'll check right now. Wait what did Franklin say?
My god, Masa sent him. Thank God.
How many went after my game? Oohlin what's the stack wait monster saturday i'm a dead
frankly what's the stack what's the stack franklin franklin what's the stack?
Nah Richie fell asleep Bruh Richie is asleep I'm so sorry, but it's all my fault.
The pain is killing me.
I already tried to invite Alex.
He's not here yet.
I don't know what he wants.
I just want him to come back and play with me.
I can't wait for him to show up.
I've been waiting for this moment.
I've been waiting for this moment.
I've been waiting for this moment.
I've been waiting for this moment. I've been waiting for this moment. I've been waiting invite Avid. Yo, Mingo! Can you call Masa? Damn!
My party's litched. Brommingo, invite me again please.
Invite me again please. Invite me again please.
Weeew!
I'm so fucking depressed. Mingo, Doyne, Lou, Doyle!
I'M GONNA CRY!!!
Score said 20 minutes... Score said 20 minutes.
Yo, Moss I'd love to invite you.
Yo Franklin y'all need one?
Let me know bro.
Let me fucking know.
Franklin... Invite me drop.
Your party was glitched.
Louis you're off to a roaring start this season.
Yeah it's season's ass.
Yep.
Or maybe
you're just ass.
No,
the sense is fucked.
Hear me,
Dixie?
Yo,
Chad,
I'm not checking my phone.
It's just Skype
calling me,
bro.
I'm not playing with Skype. he's just team killed and chopped down
Yes yes yes
Alright you want to invite Senzu?
Sure get Senzu and Masa
Get Senzu and Masa let's go
Get Senzo and Masa right now, right the fuck now.
I would get Zagdut he is playing Conor here.
Chalk that.
Get Senzo and Masa.
I'm dividing buffs into the game.
Masa set him, Senzo set him. Get them in the party too. If not we'll go GC.
Yo Lou uh let's lock in bro
Nah Lou none of that ONA shit for that
I just had two grown men team killing each other.
Shred's not grown.
Whatever, one grown man team killing one dumbass.
Bro and like the thing about Shred that like...
The worst part is he's like
Bro it wouldn't have killed him. It's like dude why are you flourishing your teammate
You annoying ass kid
There's Masa. Bat. Masa's a goat we need one more
Alright brother Masa and Jhin.
Vat, get Senju in this bitch.
Go GC as well!
Go GC as well!
Masa's passionate.
Yo!
Yo yo, Masa?
Yo.
Lock in duo! Lock in duo!
I'm fucking fresh bro.
Wait Masa you got like what? You got a 4 hour shift in you be honest.
Oh I got like a 10 hours shift in me bro, I haven't played the game.
Work work work. Get Sinzu and this bitch, get Masa
Want me to invite Sinza?
Yes get Sinzo ASAP
Can you have my PC open right now can you have Mingo do it? Yeah, let me go do it.
Wait are we talking in game chat?
We could do GC, GC, GC, GC! gc so I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. What happened?
What happened, what happened?
What happened?
Cue that bitch.
Cue that bitch.
Cue that bitch.
I'm so sorry
That it's over now
Fuck but it's hour now All right I'm out of sour now. Alright, leave me to join Franklin.
Give me Q!
Alright, thank you.
Fuck me. I'm about to go piss.
Thank you Skype for wasting my hour. Appreciate you gang! hour appreciate you getting so.. so.. Yo, where y'all at?
Yo!
Yo!
Y'all got mics?
Yo, I'm right here.
I'm sitting right here.
Oh god, Mingo's in game chat.
No party chat.
I'm kidding.
Yo, Masi do you know how to get party
check on? Yeah
Mingo float Yeah. Float, float, float, float. I have a mango in my me.
Float, mingo, float.
Yo!
I can't believe I'm playing with fucking Loo on the back end of my champ right now.
Oh god, Lou. What did I do to get to this point bro?
Playing with fucking Lou right now.
Are we playing with cases again uh
i'm playing with Lou?
What did i do to deserve Lou on my fucking team!
Who are you talking to bro? Bro, you went 0-15 today.
Shut your bitch ass up.
I'm fresh right now.
I had a little nap, I'm fresh.
You were fresh earlier and still ass. No, the sense was ass.
You don't feel a sense because you're 33 years old.
Nah, Louis literally a bop.
Chad do I just join Franklin? Kidding!
Kidding, kidding. Kidding!
I would never dip on Mingo
Mingo has been holding me
together today. Yo can we get some
WMingos in the chat? Fuck Stompin', fuck Lou, fuck Jay, fuck Richie.
Lou shut yo bitch ass up!
Yo, can we get some WMingos on the chat?
Lou, the only reason why you're in this stack is because sky team killed
all right that's cool i was gonna try and beat you but if you want to be annoying let's be annoyed
let's be annoying let's do it hey lou i'm at my last limit this is the last two rounds. Let's be annoying, yo!
I know you'll talk
so I picked you up because I knew you'd talk
Hold on, Chixie
You look like a fucking milk dud bro
Why would you cut your hair? so milk duds are chocolate and I'm not well
okay I'm not a chocolate bar bro milk duds are. I'm not candy, bro!
Milk thuds are a candy. Don't try to be weird.
Don't try to make it weird.
Milk thuds are a candy, bro.
Yo, I wanna see nothing but WMingos, bro.
Mingo has been with me all day, bro. Appreciate you, appreciate you.
But we're just crying it, that's all it is.
Stomp and set him.
You have to be such a sicko to lie about that.
If stomp and set him
I would cream all over my pants like do a bump and just win champ.
Do you wanna know what he texted me?
I love stomping bro
He said y'all are finna lose. That's what he texted me.
He's so cringe bro!
Yo everyone in this party invites to
up it a hundred times break his Xbox
let's go. No he has no
he's off. God I forgot he has aura. Damn it!
Summoned to Aura
Uh sure
I'm just gonna reset the stream and go to sleep
Charm I just reset the stream and go to sleep. Jarrah, real shit bro
this stream could have been so much better
bro i should've never joined skype
skype- i lost cause of skype
then i lost again because of skye
how about 27 games in a row join skype then lose twice
bro what do you guys think Samba's doing right now? He's playing COD bro.
Dude he's playing COD.
He's playing COD with a kid that literally doesn't talk.
Like, that kid has so much aura he doesn't talk during games.
Bro listen to how much aura Starman has
He waits till the new season of Rainbow Six Siege
To come out
To play Call Of Duty Because new season of rainbow sixes to come out to play call of duty because wait it makes no sense bro
so con rank there's this kid. Guess what this kid is named?
The best Todd Rank kid.
Guess what his name is?
Ah!
Chomps.
No way.
No way.
And he doesn't talk.
Chad who misses stomping?
I miss stomping, Chad.
Brownblue is stomping all day.
Yo if we don't ban Lair on God I'm ending stream
I'll put that on God too
Oh and right now.
Gimme club, I'll suck a dick!
The other worst map.
I go from sky to lair to sky. Tom Clancy's
out to get me tonight, bro. Fuck.
Is Maz in the party?
He waits till the new season comes out to not play the game Is Mawson the party? He's gonna cool, he's so cool.
He's gonna be like copper 3 and have 64 kills in a BO3 next week. I'm just so much fucking ore over there.
Yeah against you.
I mean yeah Llewyd, you'll be 5 and 15 on Havala.
Nah, drop 10 on your head.
10 and 4?
Hey Lou unbiasedly no annoying shit
JGunz had a hero series like he did bro
Jay had a hero series. Like, he did, bro. Jay had a hero series.
Jay never does that on-
Don't say y'all!
Don't say y'all.
He was-
I was owning you guys on bank.
I know you saw the TikToks.
Bro.
Bro, I brought us back on my banking brought us back we should have won that round
bro that bank game was 4-0 and i had a crazy pre-k
difference no but you know we should go
we should have won that scooter. Scooter, join take Senzo's swap, Scooter!
And it shoulda went 6-6
It should've been 6-6
I mean it doesn't matter we 7-1 y'all
YAH YAH YAH
Now they're gonna come up with DBs Fuck you. Stop saying we, bro.
Just say stop and J-Don's in the video.
Stop it, Jin Chat.
Stop it, I love you, bro.
What's up, King?
Bro, Stoppin', you waited for the new season
to come out
to play COD.
God, that Zora.
Study that.
Study that.
Let me guess what Stoppin' said.
I'm gonna guess it.
That guy said
he didn't even watch the stream or nothing.
He's like, bro this sad shit is ass. I'm not playing new season on God, I'm not playing new season.
Is that what he said?
He's so predictable.
Woah, why is the whole chat adding Stompen?
Bro guys, he is not a celebrity guys.
Well actually probably.
Fuck it bro I am adding Stompen too.
I don't care Chad I will add him to let's go.
Everyone ask Stomping bro just asking questions
yeah
scooter you want to take shinzo's spot after this game?
He just started streaming, I'm going to chill Oh Senzo is streaming?
I think we should just chill in the party
No Senzo! We just show them No, since oh no since I'm notion so no sense out. He's gone
I'm getting champ rush the fuck up. I'll play some 5m left here
I will never play with Skyd again,
I'm putting this on like everything I love
Teamkilling on day 1 is so devious
Everyone just keep adding Stompin bro
Ask him how his day was chat
Ask him how his day was
Bro I'm about to spawn in a big chat watch
Where is my controller?
Everyone at Stomping
Ask him how his day is
Don't stop adding him bro.
Hey Stomping!
He has so much aura bro!
Who plays Call of Duty, bro? That's aura.
Wait Abakil shut up, shut up.
I'm bad dogs Abakil. on that dot
on that dot I'm dead dogs have a go
you're not rich it's a messy era
my audio so low?
Stompin said at JC you're not hitting one number 1's that I see.
Mute out, stompin!
Yeah actually might be getting KD'd right now. Mute up, Simon.
Yeah, my job is fucking zero kills this game. Bottom house.
You have been spotted by hostiles fall back! house Be advised, Oc 4 has located a bomb. Ryan, why do you always beat off-site? It's like a self-exploder.
I won five turns.
I know, you're the best ever, I'm sorry. I love you.
Well, second back.
Yes, you got it.
Guess who carried?
Hey!
Shut your bitch ass up.
Guess who carried? Do you remember the score, Avram?
Do you remember the score, Avram?
There's no scoreorer ever, bro.
I just remember packing them in two rows.
Jason!
Wait, I can't say anything on the ball.
Oh you're gonna bait me Mingo?
Alright, bait me
I'll bait you go go go
He's on the rat pole
Wait what? No no, I'm getting off!
On top!
15 seconds left
10 seconds left
You planned that, I know you planned that
On Ryan! Dad can happen on ryan dad i can't breathe okay so
okay now hey son i'm off chad hey good night bro like yo
he nomads through the claymore than I blow up?
I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.
Yeah,
I guess that's funny chat because it's so fucking cringe.
Okay. I can't breathe. Dude, by the way Lou just to fill you in Mingo is like hammered, just like absolutely hammered.
I've never seen him more drunk.
No, no, no.
Earlier he said
he was tipsy off the line
and now he can't even speak.
Nah, I mean we were playing
a 33-28 to like seven shots
so...
Lou you going for a.1 KD this season
or what's good with that? Yeah.
Lou you got.1 wait for my turn.
That ass bro, you might be the worst player right now.
Like out of the top...
Yo, I actually know how to scythe it.
This is gonna make you you really sit back and think.
So Lou out of the top 50 players on combo your number 50 100%.
You're the worst player.
Okay can I talk though?
Can I talk though?
Okay go go go talk.
It's crazy how every fifth we've gotten but you we won with.
How many times have we played?
Two times!
So we're 0 for 2.
And every fifth we pick up... It's funny how every time So we're 0 for 2. Wow, bro. Wow.
It's funny how every time I don't have you
on the team, I win, bro.
Bro, when I had Franklin
and Jason instead of both of you guys
We won 3 out of five
Real bro, none of us doing anything. It's just stopping Amigo. Just stop the fucking- Yeah, you're right.
They literally just kill everyone if they use your bomb.
I'm about to spawn peek somebody hold on.
Wait a-
Dad!
I killed Ace.
I was like watching you and i saw it in slow motion
Im quitting, im quitting siege
WHAT
CLIP IT
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no dead
also we only play at the comp Dad.
Also dude, we only play at the comp dates together you stupid fuck.
Count Monday wins bro.
What's up Daze?
Count Mondays bro. Mood up please.
Bro counted on Monday as well.
I didn't count on Monday.
The Monday 20 was probably the most boring.
We got 7-0'd by Mox and we just fucking shit around in the next year.
Don't worry guys, the king's alive.
I like to get my pussy daddy!
How is he ALIVE? I hate this game bro!
Wait, Lu's alive. It's a Lu era.
It's a Lu era.
It's a Lu era.
Sanju?
You jumped in Lu?
Shrine, Lu!
SHRINE!
God damn your ass.
Get this kid out of my team.
Point one coming soon! out of my team. No, you're annoying. 9 million is left side too, bro.
0.1 coming soon!
0.1 coming soon!
9 million is left side too!
0.1 coming soon, Luke!
You're annoying, bro.
Yo, Chad, if Luke gets a.1 screenshot it
and I go to bed.
All these dudes are going all in on this game.
Yo, so I just knocked Ace, impacted him,
got caught on a windowsill,
he got Finka boosted, and I missed my bot's gshot on him.
Yo im bouta like- i'm about to fully crash out
And then my yo yo Yo, yo.
Is Mingo still laughing about the fucking Claymore round? Mingo let it go bro.
I'm going Goro. Score please join bro. I'm going, Goro.
Score please join, bro.
Score said yeah
pick me up, John.
Senzo's good. Yo, 2kd?
Drop blue, drop blue.
Drop Mossa. Yo, yo, do you want my part to Katie don't drop new top job awesome yeah I guess we're dropping muscle
we're helping you your truck
I guess we're dropping me?
Coffee said if Lou gets a.1 Yeah, I've seen it.
Coffee you are a fucking dick rider bro
I never had a.1
Had a couple.5s, bro. That's it.
Hey Loo, you dropped the.5 like this control Loo! You're basically just me right now.
Loo, you can't cap though?
Woah woah woah woah woah You're aiming with your Johnson Whoa
With your Johnson It's our best All ups. All ups, thank you bro. Get your best stack this weekend, fellas.
Bro, you have Stomping and Mingo.
What do we do?
I can get split and still lose.
You have the two best players in the world
Like, don't think about it
Me and Jay are on this team
Well no, Jay's nasty now
It's just you that hold them back watch this
no matter what in the sky. Watch. It's a Jinx Sierra!
Propel and Geisha
I hope you free me through your soul.
Repel to engagement?
Me and you, love.
He's on the repel loop or he's on the- alright, he's on the repel.
AHHHHH! He's on the rappel, Luke. Alright he's on the rappel.
Lu there was one rappelled and then one on the wall!
Luke what are you cooking right now? Oh my god.
Get him out of the team.
Hey y'all are done bro. just sit still. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey y'all are done bro, y'all are done.
Hey chat I'm gonna lose this on moff is that fair?
Bro all they need to do
is keep my stack so they all won't sleep.
Masa's still passionate about it.
Oh wait, drumming up!
Yo!
Winnebool, winnebool.
Yes, Masa. Yes, Masa. You're right, Masa!
Yes, Masa!
YES MASA!
YES SINZO!
YES MASA! Oh my god, Masa. Fuck me in the tight ass
I don't know
Maybe shrine, Masa?
Chat score for Lou Oh, your ass!
You're like a detriment to the team bro.
Good angle, Masa.
Behind you, Masa!
Okay so let's fly Lu out of the lobby and then let's float Skurr into the lobby.
Yo Lu you might have a.1 KD after this stand up.
That shit is terrifying.
I'm more of an attacker than...
Chad! You're not an attacker.
Oh god, got loose funny.
Chat, Luz is going to have a.1
Yo everyone screenshot it
That's actually crazy
Chill man I haven't seen a point one since like
the e2 smooth era
yo what about only the whole life
fucking my old friends oh yeah the
hojiki the pojang secret is good Oh, yeah. The whole Jinxie versus Gankid.
That's good.
It is part of the Jinxy version.
If Lou has a 0.1 bro, make that a profile picture.
Yo, Masa give me Lee.
Masa, give me Lee.
Give me a party to this.
Hey fat ass. I'mose. Hey, fat ass.
Hey, fat ass!
Another season to be carried the champ 12 months from JVX.
I don't think you do that.
JB really do it?
I'm not going to give you leave, bro.
You're not right for this kicker bro. Just stand in the party.
You're fine.
Just stay in the party.
Hey Jessica.
That's a girl right there.
Y'all are actually fucking sellouts bro.
I'm gonna fucking TKO on IRL next time when I see y'all are actually fucking sellouts bro, I'm gonna fucking TKO on IRL next time I see you.
Bro, NGTN, NGTN!
Nah nigga, I cannot wait to see you in July bruh.
No I can't wait to fucking see you IRL'm gonna fucking pick it by your fucking mind pit
and I'll fucking drag you.
Yo, NGTA
NGTA
No! What do y'all use to wipe your ass?
And be honest?
Here's my... Of course you used toilet paper.
What'd he just say?
Okay, of course you used toilet paper but do y'all use like dow- what is it called? Dow-
Charmin. Charmin, Charmin Oposol but y'all use like down what is it called sherman sharon bro sharman opesop is the big bear lady right the big bear lady yeah
all right it's it's caught because everyone said richie woke up, people said Richie woke up!
See ya Mingo, see ya Mingo.
Here is the order of importance.
Lu is number 5, Sintos 4, Moss is 3.
Alright? Lu you're gone.
There comes Luz.1! That comes loose point running.
Locked Luin, chat. First kill of the season.
Yeah.
Wow. yeah no he's swinging the hallway swing the hallway
wow freak yo i don't know why i swung
i'm sorry i'm so drunk
i'm on the flank, Cam. I can plant. I think top black.
Bam!
I like thinking my plan worked! Damn. I LIKE TICKING MY PLANTEE!
Come on, Masa.
Oh you're the king. It's a masa era.
Masa, oh god man it's like 5 health.
Or like 10.
Oh my god M-
Yo he just squealed
There's nothing I can do with that
Yo he went AHHHH in midair.
Bro, I just can't stop looking at Lou's stat card.
I went from having the best stack on console
to this, bro.
We're about to lose again, bro.
Chat, Richie did not wake up bro
Can you guys fuck off bro?
I just checked the stream
Why'd it just wake up?
Bro, Richie or bro richie did not slam i fear bro ritchie did not wake up
broken silence just throw in the lobby and throw me in the jamsport backpack
please Can I just throw in the lobby and throw me in the Jantz board backpack, please?
It's so cozy in that backpack.
I love it man.
Lou you are so ass bro.
You're on ash right now dude.
Do you know who the fuck you're talking to?
No, you deadass like...
...I'm telling you like we've had so many different players in the stack tonight
Like you are by far the worst player i'm definitely not
skype's 10 bucks okay scott is worse than y'all do that and you are so that's cat just stop stop Ah, fuck. Unk? Yo, unk! Unk.
Wait what did I say?
Who are you calling unk?
You're right, I'm 40.
Richie woke up to turn on audio? Bro, no he fucking didn't!
I'll tell you how it's gonna be.
You think that dude could be getting someone?
He could get somebody from the fucking wall?
Yo Thatcher, Thatcher, Yo, Thatcher! Thatcher!
Lou! Thatcher! Please, please.
You are not going to click that shit, be honest.
I'm getting off. I can't do it no more.
If you get off,
I get off.
Like,
I'm begging this map
every time I play
and you don't fucking
hit me bro.
Please stop crying
Mingo.
He MP'd me!
Hold on, I'm gonna run to Narnia.
I'm drunk like I'm drunk as shit.
Bro, I just wanna get champ but I'm all drunk and shit.
I'm a drunker than a s-
No, get the other wall you got.
Masa, other wall.
We can get both see?
Why is Sinsom knifing me?
Yo Sinsom, I have 74 more wins than you. Yo Maso throw this thing on the wall.
He's gate tricking.
Is he getting in the main wall?
Watch my swing!
My swing!
I got it. We can breach. One is dead. Mira!
On the mini-Mira, mini-Mira
Go on the door, Luka on my team
He's in terrace, one stairs.
Someone can walk up house if you want.
Jaxxie, full sprint into, let me go get it.
Plant the bomb plant the bomb plant the bomb! Alright.
I'm holding on A bombs.
One's in terrace.
Hold that hold that in there I'm bad dogs my team ain't blasting me. Yo just drop down, just drop down if you can.
Bad.
Yep yep yep.
Jc jump up in the middle of the right.
Jc.
Woah he's on black bar!
Black bar bro!
Woah what do you mean by that?
The BAR IS BLACK! Swing please!
Thank you.
Nice!
Oh my fucking god. Masa hide hide and wait for the defuse.
Hide and wait for the defuse!
Thanks daddy.
I love you, Masa.
Fight him!
Yes!
God, Masa's so good.
Lu, get the fuck off my team, please. Blue, get off my team.
Diddy woke up. Keso woke up.
Sketch waiting.
Yo guys Rissi did not wake up this cat is actually so bored all the time
Richie didn't fucking wake up bro
Richie's calling you right now cat
Chat chat the bar is black it's literally called a black bar that is the call out yeah i'm gonna crash the fuck out in a minute. Thank you for the 11 months, Marcus.
We could probably pick up school
or for an attorney and we hope so.
Hey Lou, Lou, can you pick up
a goddamn kill?
Tell that to Mingo I have a kill.
Bro, Mingo has 2.2 KD and 6 inch dick. He can do whatever he wants as far as I'm concerned.
He has 1.9 actually.
Hey Lou! Hey Louis Vuitton! You have a.2 KD you dogshit bitch!
You haven't won a game of ranked this season, you clown!
Yes I have. Won my first game and didn't get counted.
I don't give a fuck! You didn't win your first game.
You went 0-8 and stomped and dropped you.
Stomped and dropped you.
How did I get chopped?
I initiated the stack disbandment.
Yo. I said, I'm leaving and Stockton said I'm leaving too. So he followed my footstep, the king of this game.
Scores playing with King Pig all season. I'm not going to play with you. I'm just going to go for the ball, and then we'll see what happens
next time.
We're playing with King
all season.
Lou is so
on that dog's.
Come
on.
Let me get walls.
Wait, why is Lou
not on Thermite? Hey Lou! Lou can you go on Thermite please?
No.
Bro how are you this ego tested when I'm trashed?
You have a.9 as an agent.
You know you're clicking it.
You know you're clicking it.
Good bitch.
Oh god I'm not.
Good bitch.
Everything I love I'm not.
Wow wow that's silly. That shit is silly. Good bitch. I'm not. Good bitch, good bitch. Wow!
That's silly.
That shit is silly.
That shit is silly.
You're really not gonna make it?
He's fucking me.
I'm a playmaker, calm down.
Yo yo if you think about it bro dad hold on
Romingo, I took a six hours to get champ. That's kind of good
Yeah, yeah. You're gonna send us back about four I'd send me back one
Oh my god
Double swinging me
I'm dead
Get over here Mingo We need a helper and get the wall.
I'm bad, I'm bad.
I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad.
You got that one?
Monster help!
Monster help!
Monster help!
Help!
Help!
Your opponent... God, I love having this guy on my team holy shit
Oh shit how does he hit you so much?
No one mini, no one A bomb
No one black bar, no one black bar no one's black guards
it goes inside the king's in What's minibar?
Yo, I'm getting in. Get it in!
He is minibar, minibar, minibar.
We did not just go up on the tech spot. He's impacting below!
Nooo!
It's a solace downstairs I think.
Where is Planner?
I'm down bro, I'm down.
Talk low.
Hold on, i got it friendly last time we were standing It was almost a Jinx the Adra.
Y'all seen that?
That was a good attempt.
I shot smoke with that three-fire! Damn, I had Laura, wow.
You shot his legs.
Hey Lou, can you pull your head out of your ass?
Yo this motherfucker might actually be the worst player I know.
Luke, you're actually going to go 1-9?
Bro, do not go
1-9 right now, Luke.
I swear to God, I'll crash out.
Yo, if this guy goes 1-
Get off ass!
Nah, nah, I'm not doing this no
yo, you have to get off ash
hey nobody cares.
Get off Ash. This is common courtesy.
Hey Luke, it's
common courtesy. You're one and six.
It's common courtesy. You have to get off Ash.
Jinxie, do you not care?
Let him fry it. courtesy. You have to get off Ash. Bro, Jinxy, do you not know? I know your trash trash isn't talking.
Yo!
Yo! Get off Ash, Lou. Lou, I'm gonna crash out.
Get off Ash. Crash out, out bro that's cool no this kid's a trouble
thanks for the t1 sheet chat to them to the five motherfuckers that said to get
lou this is why i said I would rather light my Xbox on fire.
You gonna fly up backstage with me?
Or no actually, no one said get Lou
Lou just said imv in my chat
Literally no one said to get Lou
Oh nah nah Hey Chad I'm gonna be like a good bitch. Yo, nah, nah.
Hey Chad! That ass bro?
This is why I don't wanna play with this kid, bruh.
Bro doing a Groobop
Croc...BLAGH Croc cosplay. Fuck.
Let him make the play. Yo he's had six different rounds to make plays and they haven't been made yet.
I'm gonna catch it Louie.
Fly me in, Lou. Just know...
How are you 1-6 on
drunk as fuck? Yo, might be on
fake LNG, it's a jinxed ARR.
You're having one of Ray's gaming Thanks, Sierra. I'm pulling out Glybo. Yo we're not full
GLYBO join! Holy shit
We are not full. Chalk move
Glybo, Glybo
Glybo, we are not full. Glybo join.
Glybo, we are not full. Join up.
Alright if I ace this round
I'm in the stack.
Yo no one top left! No one top left! I can fly in! Yo fly in!
Yo Ash! Ash Church can you get the sandwiches?
I like dicking my pussy how-
Why didn't I just oh
I'm gonna watch Lou. I want to watch the play. Get in this wall. I'm gonna watch Lu, make the play. Lu, make the play.
Oh my god.
Okay, I'm coming.
Lu's making the play.
Let him cook!
He's our best player.
Play it.
I'm not playing.
I'm not playing.
I'm not playing.
I'm not playing. I'm not playing. I'm not playing. Let him cook. He's our best player.
Oh, okay, Loo.
Loo on your door!
Loo right there!
Bro no no
Lou his green helmet?
Wait let Lou come
No why'd you run? not luke, why'd you
sprint bro
luke why did you sprint
oh your such a dog shit ass clown.
Bro I think it's just because the map is like pretty and like this green I don't know what it is
Yo chat, I got how many more hours I can do this bro we lost All my losses has been on this fucking map, bro.
Bro, all my losses has been when my team left, bro.
Like I had blue and skites out of me.
Fuck you, bro.
How about a order?
Do the top black mirror then do the
top black mirror hey chat like lou's gone after this
game we all agree right chad like everyone agrees pull it
yeah run the poor run the pool run the floor lou so
god is silly he's still going silly like bro every time i get this match around the floor. Lou's so gone, it's silly. He's so gone,
it's silly.
Like bro,
every time I get this map
in the map of life,
ban it and nobody bans it
for me.
I'm gonna fucking start
punching people,
bro.
Hey,
you're not your bitch.
No.
Bro,
I mean like like, real shit
I understand and love. I appreciate the honesty
and positivity and empathy but you're 2-6
G.
I'm T-King
everybody.
Yo, team kill the fuck out of Luu Team Kill Luu
Like i'm literally voting to ban the map and everyone is voting to ban fucking emerald
Well done mate fucking emerald flame
i'm drunk bro, I don't know what you want to do bro. Here thank you.
Make it tall here.
Loo one more, Loo one more.
Here Loo.
One more here Loo. Here, Lou. Yeah put a mirror on my wall over here.
One more here, Lou.
Okay, Genesee.
Put it right there.
I actually talked that one you're good G.
He having a bad game!
Yo chat every games games is bad.
Every game is bad.
What's the poll say?
They all voted yes.
No one said yes.
That's a Cronus, Aira. You have been spotted by hostiles far back.
Knocked him the best. What are you doing?
Yep, free death.
There's a claymore! Yo Ace, okay listen.
Ace dead and I kill Fatch
Y'all got this shit
Yo dude like I don't ever wanna play with you ever again
What the fuck are you
I'm not playing with you I'm just like, I don't ever want to play with you ever again. What the fuck?
That's right restaurant restaurant on a cam on a camera
On a cam on my five thing, please
Please please kill him!
He's off it.
He's aiming and he's bottom restaurant
He's bottom brown steps
He's on my yellow
Just walking around He's on top brown. He's over here, top black.
Shut up.
Relay flashing. Where they flashing? I hear a grab cam.
I'm doing that extra shit!
God damn it, bro this team is so tough.
Why's my game build chat be. I'm reporting it for griefing.
No, really not!
Three! All three ran up house on God
all three ran upstairs.
All three, I swear Oh shit We can't, we can't. He smokes me! I'll tell you when.
Oh shit.
I'll tell you when, I'll tell you when.
Wait, get ready, get ready.
Get ready.
You ready?
I don't think they're pushing that. They're yinging out. You ready? I don't think they are pushing that, they're pushing...
Should have had him do it on the decoy though.
They're not pushing the drum at all.
I mean you can walk through drums if you want to kill everybody.
Yeah, I think he walked through the drum door.
Bro, bingo on this yellow!
Yo run through the drum door and swing.
No no go in the drum! Go in the drum!
Get ready!
You're ready. No!
Get ready.
No, no bro.
Move.
Move.
You're such a.
We got it.
And inside.
Inside.
Inside.
All right we'll do that.
Just dog bite him. Dog bite him. Dog bite him. inside Inside
Alright get out
Bro but like there's something seriously wrong with this game bro.
Move never play this game again please.
We have mirrors facing plants and you're just dying!
I killed two for no reason? I killed ace and bat. You're just dying, bro.
I killed two for no reason.
I killed Ace and Batcher.
And you're telling me... You're telling me to put up scores
where they're just not going?
Good shit, bro.
Fucking loser-ass kid.
I hope you never win a fucking other tournament
or you fucking loser-ass kid.
Was it Sensmith right now?
Holy fuck!
No, I'm at my limit bro.
I just need ranks like...
We just need ranks!
Might as well bro. We just de-ranked? Thanks, I know my reputation changed We went from winning every game to losing every game. Good shit, Luke.
Thanks!
I know my reputation changed.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
Like big guy, bro!
It's not the map, bro.
You win any other map size guys great for you I can't with this shit really should have that asked the president score i
guess joining so like I don't know get it. We only lost Skyscraper but we're not winning.
I vote to ban Skyscraper every time it's on the fucking board.
Yo, I'm about to wrap this shit up.
That's three losses in an hour.
Don't punch a fat kid.
Bro, that's three losses
in the last hour.
Oh! I Bro, that's three losses in the last hour.
Oh! I hate Skite, I hate Lou. Oh my God.
Chat, should I just do a masturbation stream
where I go to my bed and beat my dick or something?
I don't know what to do bro. This shit is so ass
Yo, I'm like- I can't even keep my eyes open
I hate Lou, I hate Skype
Ay ay goodnight bro.
We just lost our diamond bro.
Fuck Lou and fuck Sky
Fuck all those motherfuckers
Fuck the DDoS'ers
Fuck my life.
Yeah man, fuck everybody. Let's go. Yo Lou I will never play Rainbow Six Siege with you again.
Mingo I'm not bluffing like no
bluff shit. This kid
just ran out with a shotgun on 3-4 match point and died.
He had a super shotty versus an AK-12.
I'll believe you, bro.
I found PC PC and Vi-
You reminded me to a game
Yeah, chop that
Hey bro, I'm gonna go probably like Land of Magic Muji or something
Well
I hate like everyone but the original stack it bro we didn't lose until we left our
stacks our stack Yeah, talk it all.
Talk it all.
Talk it all.
I'm so tired bro.
I have to party.
I got people team killing.
Do you want to keep playing or are you off? I would rather shove a 9 inch dildo up my like anus than play
I invited squirt to the party
Like this shit is so good.
How do I end up with score and skype, bro?
How do I end up with score and skype?
Err not score and skype.
No! Score and skype. No no no. Letters and sky. And low.
I got a fifth.
Fuck your fifth bro.
I got You're fifth, bro. I go 27-0 and then I invite this fucker right here.
Here was the start of everything.
Where's he at?
I hope he's fucking streaming.
I'm 27 and 0,
and then I say,
hey, why not?
Let's invite Skype
for the first time in 10 years.
Right here, bro.
This was the downfall.
Kidding.
I'm 27 and 0
when I invite Skype. What the fuck am I doing here? 27 and 0 And I invite Sky
27 and 0
And I invite Sky
Y'all still wanna play?
I would rather
Shove a 9 inch
Dildo
Up my ass
Than play rank with you
You trash can't ask it
On God Listen to me I will never Then play ranked with you, you trash can ass kid.
On God!
Listen to me.
I will never play with you again.
Tournament ranked no matter what.
You just ran out with a fucking super shotty on match point 3-4.
Lou, I genuinely... Yo, I hope tomorrow you step on Legos bro,
fuck you, don't ever speak to me again, don't ever ask me to play again,
I fucking hate you bro, dead ass I hate you so much bro, never play with me again bro I'm not going to fall guys. Trust me.
What did you say, Lou?
Exactly.
Trust me.
Hold on.
In my good ear.
Say it in my good ear.
What'd you say?
Just give me one more chance. Oh, one more chance.
One more chance,
Lou.
This would be chance.
Let's get the notebook.
786.
Lou,
I'm not playing with you,
bro.
I'm not.
There's something wrong
with you.
Mingo's telling you.
Mingo's telling you.
Good good good. Fuck Mingo!
Yo Lou I'm not playing with you bro.
I genuinely despise you Lou
Hey chat I don't give a fuck despise you, Lou. I fucking despise you. Hey, chat,
I don't give a fuck. Yo, chat,
I'm playing Elden Ring sometime this week, bro.
I'm playing Elden Ring and I'm beating
the fucking game sometime this week.
A game where I have no teammates? it's just me a top tier gamer
I'm playing Elden Ring sometime
this week. Chat 14 hours
of ranked? Beats me here bro
That's the thing though chat even. Even if we get Lu,
we still have like six hours of rank to go.
Play Sea of Thieves? Not at all.
I'm playing Elden Ring sometime this week.
Alright, goodnight guys.
Fuck Lou. A just fuck Lou.
I hate my life.
I found a PC, hit body...
Chat? Uh you know Look bro here's why the 24 hour stream didn't work out
14 hours of streaming
20...
Let's wind back the clock a little bit
Here's why the 24 hour stream didn't work. I'm 27-0,
I'm on a 27 game winning streak and I'm depressed because
I look at the leaderboard and I see DeedOssers are number one in
the world so... The whole point of the 24 hours stream was to
stream for 24 hours! So that I could get number 1 in the
world.
That's out of the fucking window because there are literal cheaters ahead
of me, so okay well there is cheater
ahead of me so I can't get number 1 in the world
So let's just play and figure it out anyways. I invite fucking Skype to my lobby he team kills we lose
One or two games later, I get Lou in my Lobby. He goes three-8 running out with shotguns. I'm done, bro.
I'm badass done. Talk to
24. I love y'all boys, man.
We'll get champ sometime this week,
bro. I still have pretty good stats that I can salvage
so we'll get champ sometime this week. I need to sleep, bro. I can like salvage so we'll get champs sometime this week.
I need to sleep bro, I feel like fucking shit.
Alright, goodnight bro.