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Jynxzi

Almost Champion

06-07-2024 · 2h 10m

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[00:00:00] Oh yeah!
[00:00:03] Tonight's the night, tonight's the night, tonight's the night.
[00:00:06] Tonight's the fucking night.
[00:00:11] Tonight's the fucking night final episode of copper to champion this season
[00:00:21] final episode of copper to Champion this season.
[00:00:24] Tonight's the night.
[00:00:26] Tonight's the night, tonight's the night,
[00:00:27] tonight's the night, tonight's the night...
[00:00:30] But lock me in though!
[00:00:33] Yo no no no but lock me in though. But lock me in though?
[00:00:40] All my friends are toxic
[00:00:42] I'm patient
[00:00:44] They're so rude and always negative
[00:00:47] I need new friends but it's not that quick and easy
[00:00:51] oh i'm drowning in peace
[00:00:53] I'm better off all by myself
[00:00:56] Don't mean you can apnea without somebody else
[00:00:57] so you're crying out for help
[00:01:00] but you have to show me what I can do
[00:01:02] except oh,
[00:01:03] you don't know how it feels
[00:01:05] to be alone, baby
[00:01:09] I'll make you know
[00:01:10] I'll make you knooooooow
[00:01:16] TONIGHT'S THE NIIIIIGHT! Tonight's the night!
[00:01:19] Come on!
[00:01:23] 69 Elo.
[00:01:25] 69
[00:01:27] 69 Elo I'm drowning let me breathe
[00:01:33] I'm drowning let me breathe
[00:01:35] But life is immaculate backing it up with me
[00:01:38] Counting my hours and knocking on wood
[00:01:40] avoiding my offers
[00:01:42] just chewing on chocolate
[00:01:44] had a bit limited time but I should
[00:01:46] be good for a minute
[00:01:48] don't want to admit it Fuck me the fuck in
[00:01:57] 60 90 loss
[00:02:01] I'm better off all by myself. Though maybe kinda happy
[00:02:03] about that somebody else saw me.
[00:02:05] Hear you crying out for help,
[00:02:07] but you never showed me how it's really yourself.
[00:02:09] Oh oh, You don't know how it's ringing in your soul oh you don't know
[00:02:12] how it feels to be alone
[00:02:14] baby, I'll make
[00:02:16] you know
[00:02:20] I felt forever I felt forever
[00:02:23] Tonight's the fucking
[00:02:25] NIGHT
[00:02:27] 69 ELO
[00:02:29] 69 fucking elo
[00:02:31] 69 is the magic number.
[00:02:36] Okay, 69 Elo is what we need bro.
[00:02:40] 69 is the number we need brothers.
[00:02:43] 69 Elo I don't know how many games that's gonna be
[00:02:46] It's either gonna be three games or four days
[00:02:49] We are 3 or 4 games away from champion and I need to hit you it's fucking crunch time
[00:02:55] there's only a couple days left of the season so Chad if you want to join me................ You
[00:06:04] Whoa whoa is this guy champ fam. hell up in fan mail.
[00:06:08] This guy's champ, no?!
[00:06:13] Ho ho ho! We need two!
[00:06:14] We need two we need two we need two we need two we need two!
[00:06:17] Woah we need two we need to, we need to, we need two, we need two. Whoa!
[00:06:17] We need two, we need two.
[00:06:19] Chat type your gamer tags.
[00:06:21] Type your gamer tags.
[00:06:22] Type your gamer tags.
[00:06:24] Guys literally 60-90 low bro.
[00:06:28] Yo I'm on a backup fucking controller because my actual controller is in New York City!
[00:06:36] Oh...
[00:06:39] Wait am I might actually... hold on.
[00:06:41] I might have a backpack.
[00:07:19] ..... Fuck!
[00:07:21] My controller's in New York City, man!
[00:07:24] It's good. This backup is going to work.
[00:07:27] Chat we need two.
[00:07:30] Invite Swing,
[00:07:32] oh Swing?
[00:07:34] Swing ew, ew!
[00:07:37] Caught him so close to Champ where I can feel it on the tip of my dick.
[00:07:40] How many lines today w coke jaw yo you guys realize i'm the most sober person on planet earth
[00:07:48] aside from when it's tournament saturday and i get the land sharks rolling that's
[00:07:52] it though.
[00:07:53] Chad, a 5-1 tournament Saturday
[00:07:55] and I get the land sharks rolling.
[00:07:57] That is literally it bro.
[00:08:00] Bro Chad we have so much
[00:08:01] dope shit planned.
[00:08:02] Okay listen. So Chad. Tuesdays the new season. bro chat we have so much dope shit planned okay listen
[00:08:03] so chad tuesday's the new season oh my tuesday is a new season 24 hour stream
[00:08:10] on god 24-hour stream tuesday i will be the first champion in the world.
[00:08:15] Tuesday is a new season, Monday
[00:08:17] The day before
[00:08:19] Me, Queso and Sketch
[00:08:21] are picking a game for Game Night number 3
[00:08:25] We like to do one of these a month, I was thinking Phasmophobia or Sea of Thieves bro
[00:08:29] I know that's what y'all have been asking for
[00:08:31] so whatever you guys want to see between
[00:08:32] Phasmophobia and Sea of Thieves
[00:08:33] whatever you guys would rather see
[00:08:34] we'll do that on Monday Tuesdays new season I just wanna see between Vasophobia and CFDs, whatever you guys would rather see.
[00:08:35] We'll do that on Monday.
[00:08:36] Tuesday's new season
[00:08:38] And I have a fucking crazy,
[00:08:40] crazy stream planned on like the 15th
[00:08:43] but I'm not gonna say what it is yet.
[00:08:56] Sending hate from Greece, fuck you, I don't care.
[00:08:59] I'm Strav. Bro we need a fifth bro!
[00:09:03] Okay stats are good.
[00:09:09] I need champ man bad!
[00:09:10] I need champ,
[00:09:10] I need champ,
[00:09:11] I need champ,
[00:09:11] I need champ,
[00:09:14] I'm Strav.
[00:09:17] Guys we're so close to champ man.
[00:09:18] Like if you're not horny like I don't know what's gonna or stroll this is strong bro okay this guy watches one piece
[00:09:25] there's no way he's bad at Rainbow Six Siege.
[00:09:29] Dude, if you watch One Piece I already know by default
[00:09:32] You gotta be a decent human being
[00:09:35] Especially with the Luffy PFP
[00:09:38] Cause like dude If you watch One Piece
[00:09:40] you understand the meaning of friendship.
[00:09:43] You know what I'm saying?
[00:09:44] Like, One Piece is that type of show, bro.
[00:09:47] One Piece could change your fucking life.
[00:09:49] Real shit.
[00:09:50] Get Spoyed!
[00:09:51] Hey dude, I'm on Xbox right now!
[00:09:54] What do you mean GET SPOYED?!
[00:09:57] That's not how that works!
[00:09:59] What is he gonna use a Zimim then get banned from Pro League?
[00:10:02] Yes, just get him.
[00:10:04] Alright y'all are stupid.
[00:10:06] Well Straw you didn't join so I don't know what to tell you brother.
[00:10:09] Mackies?
[00:10:13] Bro, we need a fifth!
[00:10:15] We need a fifth.
[00:10:16] We need a fifth.
[00:10:17] Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
[00:10:19] J09?
[00:10:20] J09's decent. Fry?
[00:10:23] Your gamer tag is just fry?
[00:10:27] J09 join up!
[00:10:29] J09 join up, j09
[00:10:31] Join up, let's go chat tonight's the night
[00:10:34] tonight is a night it's champion time baby
[00:10:38] it's champion time get richie i think he's in a tournament i think he said a tournament i think he's in a tournament.
[00:10:44] I think he's in a tournament.
[00:10:44] I think he's in a tournament.
[00:10:46] Guys, that's the thing, bro.
[00:10:48] All the top players just play tournaments, bro.
[00:10:50] Aside from like...
[00:10:53] Actually no, literally all the top players play tournaments.
[00:10:55] You have to see if Rich is in a you have to see riches in a tournament stop into the tournament
[00:10:59] Spoils has a big dick. Yeah, we're like all the time
[00:11:03] Yeah mingos in a tournament it's nice instrument for all the top players play tournaments, bro
[00:11:05] It's really hard to get top players in ranked stacks But chat on the new season
[00:11:07] Do y'all want to know my stack for the new season?
[00:11:11] Do you wanna know my stack for the... Oh my god it's time
[00:11:13] Chat this is my official stack for the new season.
[00:11:17] I literally crafted this shit from like...
[00:11:20] This stock is heaven sent.
[00:11:22] Who left?
[00:11:23] I'm about to crash out!
[00:11:26] Chat this is my stack for the new season.
[00:11:29] On Tuesday...
[00:11:31] What is it?
[00:11:32] What's the date?
[00:11:33] What month are we in?
[00:11:35] June 11th.
[00:11:36] On Tuesday, June 11th.
[00:11:45] On Tuesday, June 11th at 9 a.m. EST, my stack is going to be patrolling the ranked trenches.
[00:11:46] Tread lightly.
[00:11:48] We're going to be on scuss. I'm not gonna hold you, we will be on scus.
[00:11:50] So if you wanna get absolutely
[00:11:52] dicked down on some gangster shit,
[00:11:54] cue scus. Cause that's where we're
[00:11:56] sitting. My stack for the new season is me, Stomping, Mingo, Richie and Jgunz
[00:12:04] Yo, we are going 100-0 I'm not losing a single game. 24 hour stream on the new season, just loaded invite.
[00:12:12] Q oh my god this kid's...
[00:12:15] I'm horny, I'm horny, I'm horny!
[00:12:17] Wait why did he leave?
[00:12:19] No, why did he leave?
[00:12:22] Why are people joining and then leaving?
[00:12:24] Bro, I wanna get champ!
[00:12:26] Yo Planet, I'm letting you know bro
[00:12:28] I'm about to leave this lobby in two...
[00:12:30] Is the entire PlayStation community just joining my
[00:12:33] staff? What's going on? We had three different
[00:12:35] teammates in three minutes. Alright, cue the game.
[00:12:38] Oh my god,
[00:12:39] lock the fuck in. Why do I feel like we're going to get Q-sniped?
[00:12:42] Why do I feel like...
[00:12:44] Chat, 69 ELO bro.
[00:12:47] 69 ELO. Sick yo.
[00:12:50] This is literally the last episode of Copper to Champion.
[00:12:56] I'm not stopping until we hit champion, come on bro!
[00:13:01] Four games? No, probably
[00:13:02] three games. Three
[00:13:04] games is probably what we need, bro.
[00:13:07] Three games.
[00:13:12] Fucking Lock in.
[00:13:18] 69 RP This right here is the...
[00:13:21] Yo, listen this right here
[00:13:24] is what we have led to for the last three months
[00:13:27] the last three months of ranked have led me to this moment right here right now
[00:13:31] ban lair ban layer bandlair why are y'all voting for Outback? Okay, the Lord is on our side tonight.
[00:13:50] Thank you.
[00:13:51] Oh, if I would have started off with lair...
[00:13:54] Okay, back to what I was saying the last three
[00:13:56] months have ranked have led me to this moment right here.
[00:13:59] I have solo queued probably 77 games.
[00:14:03] I've been TK'd probably 65 games i've raised probably 80 86 games okay all of that doesn't
[00:14:12] matter if we just close this out tonight and win these games bro we literally could not be any closer to champion
[00:14:22] come on i'm locking in chat i'm letting you now, I'm not going to be reading chat that much
[00:14:29] I need to win these games
[00:14:35] Band of soldiers, band of soldiers, band of soldiers.
[00:14:38] That's a great man!
[00:14:39] We should run Mira by we I mean me, I don't care
[00:14:43] I will literally play whatever op we need
[00:14:45] Yo team if you're in my stream and listening to me
[00:14:48] Teammates, Mira Kade 2 downstairs started off if you're in my stream and you're listening to me, teammates. Miracade
[00:14:49] Tube downstairs started off. I'll go
[00:14:51] tube. Miracade Tube
[00:14:53] downstairs started off. I'll go tube.
[00:14:56] Miracade Tube. Team, if you're
[00:14:57] in... Oh my god. Where'd you see the cade?
[00:15:00] Where'd you see the cade? Oh my god. We need the Kade! Oh my god, Melusi this is perfect! I love
[00:15:02] this team! We need the Kade!
[00:15:04] Yo, if your stream sniping please click Kade
[00:15:06] If your stream sniping please just
[00:15:08] click Kade. Please!
[00:15:11] PLEASE!
[00:15:13] Okay I'm gonna ask nicely
[00:15:15] if you are stream sniping can you
[00:15:17] politely click on Cade maybe?
[00:15:19] Please? Maybe of. Kind of.
[00:15:26] I guess it's opium
[00:15:27] to not listen. He's right. It's opium.
[00:15:30] Wait so I went K'd for no reason?
[00:15:33] Wait, I went K'd for no reason or Q'd for no reason?
[00:15:38] Oh, I don't think he has K'd unlocked. He is level 85.
[00:15:41] Okay that makes sense. Okay, I don't think he has Cait unlocked. He's level 85.
[00:15:42] Okay that makes sense.
[00:15:44] Okay, I just did some investigative journalism...
[00:15:48] He's level 85.
[00:15:52] There is no way. There is no way he's a high enough level.
[00:15:55] This is it chat, I mean
[00:15:57] we're either gonna hit champion tonight or fail
[00:15:59] Look if we didn't champion
[00:16:01] Yo yo, I'm not even gonna manifest that.
[00:16:05] Tonight's the night!
[00:16:06] I thought we were going to hit it two days ago and then...
[00:16:09] I didn't want to talk about it.
[00:16:10] I didn't wanna talk about it.
[00:16:12] The server is crashed. talk about it the server scratched
[00:16:19] oh my god accidentally shot i'm on a backup controller
[00:16:23] i want to back up control I want to make that clear.
[00:16:25] Oh my god he ash conned
[00:16:33] I'm about to get zoomed in, I feel.
[00:16:37] Why would he ask the convol?
[00:16:41] I might need these control freaks bro.
[00:16:47] One of the control freaks! Mom!
[00:16:51] No, no, no, no!
[00:16:53] No, no!
[00:17:00] Okay it's fine it's my lock agency
[00:17:08] i can get a c4 kill if i get somebody's feet i can get a C4 kill. If i get somebody's feet, I can get a C4 kill
[00:17:12] Okay nobody is there, no one is in the kitchen
[00:17:17] Wait why did I do... eh nah That actually wasn't even a bad idea.
[00:17:18] I was cooking for a second.
[00:17:20] Nice! 5v4 good stuff Swing!
[00:17:25] Yo these kids don't know how to push!
[00:17:28] Mira are you good?
[00:17:32] No, no, no, no, no.
[00:17:34] We're just gonna push blue out of the way
[00:17:35] until they have two.
[00:17:41] Nice! Nice.
[00:17:52] Come on! Please, 4v3! Start the night off right yes Yes!
[00:18:03] Come on! No, no, no. He's baiting third floor
[00:18:05] Don't give him that kill. Swinging wide
[00:18:07] That's a hero play
[00:18:09] You're playing Hero Ball We don't need that. That's a hero play. You're playing hero ball.
[00:18:11] We don't need that,
[00:18:12] that's hero ball!
[00:18:13] That's hero ball!
[00:18:15] That's hero ball swing!
[00:18:17] Swing and you're
[00:18:17] playing hero-
[00:18:18] Be my hero.
[00:18:20] Be my hero.
[00:18:21] Milk me like a fucking cow!
[00:18:23] Let's gooooooo!
[00:18:26] Wait, swinging is nasty.
[00:18:28] 1-0
[00:18:30] Lock in. Come on.
[00:18:32] Come on. Beautiful start. a spam of W's every time we went around
[00:18:36] Spam up double use every time. We've been around
[00:18:40] Why people typing else yeah, okay
[00:18:43] Guys I said w's when we went around not Ls!
[00:18:47] What is wrong with you?!
[00:18:49] Why do you guys not want to see me hit champion?
[00:18:51] I'm actually curious why?
[00:18:53] You don't wanna to see me like
[00:18:54] smile?
[00:19:00] Dude,
[00:19:00] dude, I kind of
[00:19:01] bro, Jim is
[00:19:03] like, I mean we probably should have brought the mirror here.
[00:19:07] By probably I mean definitely.
[00:19:08] Yeah, we definitely should've brought the mirror in here.
[00:19:11] It's fine though.
[00:19:13] I think we just play confident bro.
[00:19:15] That's a good Melusi! That's a good Melusi.
[00:19:17] That's a good Mel.
[00:19:20] Riding by these control freaks like stat.
[00:19:23] Kowalski, status report.
[00:19:27] They're like not there not anywhere to be found bro I can't find these control freaks chat
[00:19:32] somebody help oh my god drone on, drone on me. Drone on me.
[00:19:40] Ten seconds left.
[00:19:45] Five seconds left.
[00:19:48] No way!
[00:19:50] Keep an eye out for Op 4 attempting to defuse your bombs.
[00:19:52] With the walk-a-lister.
[00:20:11] Okay, I hate this controller. I'm dead. I'm dead. run jc okay Get your spit back in your mouth.
[00:20:58] God, I love the sensitivity so much.
[00:21:13] I love this sensitivity 3060 good shot James as on me I've worn the battle feel I don't know why you are T-backing.
[00:21:16] I will crash out.
[00:21:21] F......Wave. ass
[00:21:23] wave
[00:21:33] Asshole Yo, I'm not modding him! Stop saying to mod him!
[00:21:42] I'm skinny!
[00:21:49] Chat, I'm not modding opium. No! NO! Okay, so the last guy hit a malusi.
[00:22:11] I will crash out in this ditch.
[00:22:13] Enemy combatant!
[00:22:17] Enemy combatant enemy combatant
[00:22:23] bro i kinda like hear this guy down here Oh my god.
[00:22:33] NICE! LET'S GOOOOOO!
[00:22:37] Good stuff
[00:22:39] Oh that's gureme
[00:22:41] OH THAT'S GUREME
[00:22:43] OH THAT'S GURREM
[00:22:45] Let's go
[00:22:47] Cash?
[00:22:49] Wait, I actually know the most calm Frostmats on this entire site.
[00:22:54] Yeah, chat tonight is the night.
[00:22:56] No you can just feel it!
[00:22:58] Jack! It's something in the air!
[00:23:00] It's something in the air!
[00:23:03] Okay bro like real shit?
[00:23:07] It's something in the air I can't explain it bro It's something in the air. I can't explain it, bro.
[00:23:11] It's something in the water.
[00:23:14] Say it with me chat.
[00:23:16] 69
[00:23:18] Elo.
[00:23:20] 69 elo, chat. that's all we need quick mouse
[00:23:30] okay which shield i want to do this is kind of important.
[00:23:38] Good had all my drone now.
[00:23:48] Good frost, Matt.
[00:23:49] Jinxie.
[00:23:50] Thank you, Jinxie.
[00:23:57] No problem, Jinxie. Good frost, my doggy. jigsy no problem jixi good frost map junko thanks chunko five Dude, I want to put the crossbound on the breach because if they bring A's...
[00:24:20] It might be Jove or- Deploying mobile cover. I'm glad he's on the window. Might have a free kill.
[00:24:49] JD's and Lentilman I might have a free kill!
[00:24:55] My aim is crazy, wait, I killed that guy?
[00:25:01] Whoa! What is this you playing?!
[00:25:05] ... Whoa, what is this you play?
[00:25:11] 4v3 come on lock in. Nice!
[00:25:13] Yes!
[00:25:15] 4v2 please get it 3-0, don't sell this please!
[00:25:18] I'm a yelping, i'm a yelping, i'm a yelping!
[00:25:21] Last one's master... eh, master
[00:25:24] Why are we swinging that?
[00:25:26] Why are we swingin'...? Guys, that is not good discipline guys
[00:25:29] That is not good discipline guys That is not good discipline
[00:25:31] Wait, you might be able to rise him castle. You might be able to rest
[00:25:34] Pick him up
[00:25:40] Good angle. Close out of the door.
[00:25:48] Decent rain? De-serrain? De-serrain?
[00:25:53] De-serrain.
[00:25:53] De-serrain.
[00:25:55] It was good... It was a good recovery shot.
[00:25:58] We'll say that.
[00:26:00] Okay.
[00:26:02] 4-0 sweep.
[00:26:03] Oh, my God.
[00:26:04] We could not be off to a better start right now.
[00:26:10] 4-0 sweep.
[00:26:12] Come on! Tonight's the fucking night!
[00:26:17] Nothing is stopping me, bro.
[00:26:20] You can't beat a motherfucker that won't quit.
[00:26:23] You can't.
[00:26:25] You can't stop a motherfucker
[00:26:27] that won't quit.
[00:26:29] $690, let's go.
[00:26:37] I couldn't You know, I could have quit on the 65th time I was team killed.
[00:26:38] But I didn't quit.
[00:26:39] I kept going.
[00:26:42] One foot in front of the other.
[00:26:47] Oh wait, they didn't go downstairs.
[00:26:49] Whoa! They went...
[00:26:50] They went CC?
[00:26:53] THEY WENT CCTV?! They went CC?
[00:26:56] They went CCTV?! Woah, what side did they go?
[00:27:06] Oh yeah. You think they're CCing.
[00:27:13] I might have some strats for this site.
[00:27:17] Come on, let's go!
[00:27:20] Back into it.
[00:27:22] You've located a bomb. Make your way to its location and defeat it.
[00:27:35] I wouldn't beat that if i were you.
[00:27:38] Getting out of sight!
[00:27:45] Time to ring some ears.
[00:27:48] Take cover, it's us!
[00:27:53] Activate control!
[00:28:09] Just curious try while we're coming out of that hole. I don't know. It's a warden on the shield.
[00:28:11] Of course, out of every operator in the game it is the hardest counter.
[00:28:17] Shake some ass for we gabby.
[00:28:20] WHYYYY?
[00:28:24] Why would it be the hardest counter in the game?
[00:28:26] This shit is so silly
[00:28:28] Y'all can win this! Close right.
[00:28:33] Good rain! 3v4
[00:28:35] Oh my god he's in sight. Ash is in sight
[00:28:37] Swing and it's all on you. Swinging
[00:28:39] Swing that dick in my face!
[00:28:41] No... Right there
[00:28:43] Close right, close right
[00:28:45] One on your door one on your-
[00:28:47] There is literally an enemy right there
[00:28:49] Just walk forward and kill him
[00:28:54] why'd you stand still for five seconds good aim 1v2 start Start me off right!
[00:29:03] Start me off right!
[00:29:07] On you!
[00:29:09] Guys, they're just running around top red!
[00:29:11] No one's... Okay it's fine. it's three to one we're out.
[00:29:13] We're good, we're good.
[00:29:14] You guys are doing fine bro,
[00:29:15] It's three to one.
[00:29:16] That rounds on me of course
[00:29:18] it's a warden shotgun Top Red.
[00:29:21] He's not anywhere else he's not CCTV he's not construction he's not anywhere else. He is not CCTV, he is not construction
[00:29:24] he is not master
[00:29:26] he is not downstairs
[00:29:28] he is right in that spot
[00:29:30] What a cool gamer
[00:29:32] I love gamers That such like cool gamer i love gamers that's such a cool gamer he's in the most optimal location to
[00:29:38] decapitate me awesome possum he could not have been in a better location.
[00:29:45] He couldn't have been.
[00:29:48] It's all good, though, 20.
[00:29:50] No, it is good, though.
[00:29:52] Bro.
[00:29:57] Dude, I kind of want wanna make plays tonight.
[00:29:58] Like I'm not gonna hold you.
[00:30:01] Bro but I need these control freaks like I don't know where they went!
[00:30:03] It's fine I'm not going to worry about them right now.
[00:30:04] Oh my god I found one oh wait i got it
[00:30:08] oh my god it's over oh my god
[00:30:14] wait for it
[00:30:24] ah wait for it yeah okay now it's over with ban anyone that says cheating control freaks are not cheating cheaterater! Guys, control freaks
[00:30:29] are legit. They're not cheating by any means.
[00:30:39] 5 seconds Five seconds. I swear this guy's on ward and shotgun again?
[00:30:43] Who was it, Big P?
[00:30:47] Big P was the guy on board in shotgun.
[00:30:53] Big P.
[00:30:57] They cleared the blast!
[00:31:03] What a drone. I bet you he's back on it.
[00:31:05] Alright...
[00:31:08] He just like, okay. Come here, you bastard. like okay
[00:31:17] what the fuck was that well just went flying
[00:31:20] what is that oh it's a problem
[00:31:22] oh my god he's inside wait we're in sight whoa what happened
[00:31:26] well we're inside wait what I'm going to cover the defuser. foreign Let's go!
[00:31:56] Good game!
[00:31:59] Good start.
[00:32:01] How much elo?
[00:32:03] How much am love? How much you blow my way?
[00:32:06] How much am I out, how much am I out, how much am I out?
[00:32:07] How much am I out?
[00:32:08] God damn!
[00:32:10] Ying is quadzilla.
[00:32:13] That bitch could squat 400 pounds.
[00:32:16] Holy fuck!
[00:32:20] Ying should be a running back in the NFL, not a fucking siege operator.
[00:32:25] Jesus!
[00:32:30] Fucking Yang has...
[00:32:32] Oh my God we're 51.
[00:32:35] Ooh I'm hyperventilating.
[00:32:38] We're so close chat, 51 fucking Evo.
[00:32:41] We're actually so close.
[00:32:43] Oh my God.
[00:32:48] Stay calm Jinxie. like, stay calm.
[00:32:51] You see 51 Elo 51 Elo 51.
[00:32:52] Remember?
[00:32:55] Okay.
[00:32:55] I'm getting horny.
[00:32:56] I'm not going to lie.
[00:32:57] I'm getting horny i'm not gonna lie i'm getting horny like
[00:33:04] that was water i did not nut on myself 51 11. I'm gonna kill myself.
[00:33:12] 51 Elo, chat just type 51 don't type anything else Just type 51
[00:33:14] Just type 51 chat 51
[00:33:17] 51 elo Popcorn teeth. It's called lighting. This is lighting.
[00:33:25] Okay, wait I gotta go brush my nose actually.
[00:33:35] Alright that was not lighting! That was... alright yeah. Okay fine. That was NOT LIGHTING!
[00:34:19] But was not lighting but i'll give you that so. All right, I'll be right back. All my impressions lost! back Jack! always brushing for us.
[00:34:56] I'm back again.
[00:34:59] Yeah,
[00:35:00] I'm getting money.
[00:35:03] Chat named that artist.
[00:35:05] If you know who rapped to that song, you get mod.
[00:35:06] First one to say it.
[00:35:09] So what?
[00:35:13] Lock in let's go.
[00:35:16] 51 Elon Musk Lock in, let's go. 51 ELO.
[00:35:18] Just play good Jinxy!
[00:35:20] Just game!
[00:35:22] It's time to game!
[00:35:24] It's time to game, gamer. Up! They went up, they went up.
[00:35:39] Gamera we have a Twitch and an Ashe
[00:35:43] Really good Operative selections, I love this team!
[00:35:50] Can you see my drone?
[00:35:56] Dude, I might be able to...
[00:36:03] I might be able to get a fucking freebie.
[00:36:06] Damn, Doc has a fresh fade. I'm calling up the team.
[00:36:36] Get clear! Nice!
[00:36:42] This is what we call drone work, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:36:46] Come here Mira come over here. Come over here.
[00:36:47] Come and shoot my drone.
[00:36:48] Mira come and shoot my drone.
[00:36:50] Oh doggy! Oh doggy! come over here come and shoot my drone mira come and shoot my drone oh dog you want to shoot it
[00:36:58] i guess he's alive alive in on me What is spotting me?
[00:37:27] Hello?
[00:37:28] Hello?
[00:37:29] I didn't shoot the DD?
[00:37:39] Nice.
[00:37:43] Activating him! SHIT ON! invading him I got it.
[00:37:57] LET'S GO! COME ON!
[00:38:02] GOOD SHIT!
[00:38:05] Wait, this kid's nasty. Good shit opium? GET IT!
[00:38:07] Wait, this gets nasty. Good shit opium!
[00:38:09] We're so fucking close!
[00:38:14] Come on...
[00:38:16] Just play passionate, bro.
[00:38:17] Just play passionate.
[00:38:20] Dude, that Mira... Yo, how can you actually be that bad at Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege?
[00:38:25] This game has almost been out for a decade.
[00:38:27] Brother, I got red pinged, rappelled up to the roof, shot
[00:38:31] the camera and Mira jumped out of the window thinking
[00:38:35] I was still on that window.
[00:38:37] Somebody get that bitch a mandible. thinking I was still on that window.
[00:38:38] Somebody get that bitch a mandible!
[00:38:40] Shout out Chris Smoove,
[00:38:42] Get that guy a...
[00:38:44] ...mandible.
[00:38:48] Someone just sleds into my room? What's going on?
[00:38:52] What the fuck just happened?!
[00:38:56] Oh, my God! That was the game!
[00:38:59] Yo that just scared the shit out of me.
[00:39:01] I'm not even...
[00:39:02] Yo, I actually thought someone
[00:39:03] was like rushing my objective in real life!
[00:39:08] That was the most terrifying thing
[00:39:09] that's ever happened to me.
[00:39:11] Bro, that actually sounded like a window breaking in real life.
[00:39:15] Holy fuck!
[00:39:19] Okay they have a mirror but they have nothing to protect it.
[00:39:20] Yo Ash, you can literally just ash the mirror.
[00:39:25] No no like Ash, you can literally just ash the mirror
[00:39:29] You could go to bakery doubled and just ash it there's nothing that
[00:39:31] could be that bomb
[00:39:35] lock in hey this game is far from over good shit opium chatty wants to learn an exploit no it's not an exploit it's actually tech this is not
[00:39:49] an exploit this is just tech Y'all want new tech?
[00:39:56] No, Jinxy relax.
[00:40:39] Copy that! I'm so teched out. This is unbushable? Yo Ash, I just needed you to ask them here why not do it Nice! 5v4. Oh my god. NICE! Nice! Let's make vert.
[00:40:44] Let's just chill to make vert. nice! let's make bird
[00:40:48] lets just chill to make bird
[00:40:54] SIT IT ON WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU FLASHING?!
[00:40:58] Come on.
[00:41:09] Not on cocaine. Warfish, you just flanked me and my teammate when I have 24000 hours on Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege.
[00:41:19] The greatest ears of all time and a 3-inch penis?
[00:41:23] I'd get banned for that message actually. Hold on.
[00:41:30] Well played.
[00:41:31] See, bro?
[00:41:33] I know where my limit is.
[00:41:34] Like if I would have said that I would have got banned
[00:41:35] 100% on Xbox.
[00:41:37] Xbox would have banned me.
[00:41:38] But now that I said well played,
[00:41:39] I'm in his head
[00:41:40] because he knows it wasn't well played.
[00:41:44] He already knows it wasn't well played.
[00:41:46] So now he's like,
[00:41:47] Dave, what the fuck?
[00:41:48] Dude, Jasey said it. Dude, J? JC said I didn't play it well.
[00:41:52] So damn it, brother,
[00:41:53] I could have done played that one better there.
[00:41:56] And he could have, but he just sucks, bro.
[00:42:01] Up!
[00:42:03] Okay, they have the Mira.
[00:42:05] They have the Wamai.
[00:42:07] Bro, I can't hold you.
[00:42:11] You know what,
[00:42:12] I'm gonna be smart and just play ace.
[00:42:14] I'm gonna, okay.
[00:42:15] I'm going to ace...
[00:42:19] I'm gonna ace the red wall
[00:42:20] and then we'll try to play nice.
[00:42:22] Whoa, Randy Orton!
[00:42:23] God damn it.
[00:42:26] You found a bomb.
[00:42:27] Make your way to its location in the fuses.
[00:42:30] No my control key dropping some off. I'm such a degenerate for holding this angle. Explosion.
[00:43:07] Activating sub-flow!
[00:43:11] Welcome to Brixton, I'm gonna party with barbies and drillers!
[00:43:13] Throwing suns. WHO THE FUCK IS HE RUNNING OUT ON?! Let me get... Who the fuck is he running out on?
[00:43:16] Let me dead!
[00:43:22] Now, you're gonna see that clip and assume it's wall hacks, but what it really is...
[00:43:29] ...is jinxing.
[00:43:33] Get out of my game! Just give me my champion.
[00:43:36] Just gimme my champ- just gimme my champion. Just give me my champ- just give me my champion.
[00:43:45] Just gimme my Maaari! WHO ELSE IS GETTING THAT CLASH?! You give me my body
[00:43:50] No, who else is hitting that clip let me know and don't steal my wall bang angle don't steal that
[00:43:59] That's a silly clip. That one was just silly.
[00:44:01] I even said dead!
[00:44:03] Like, that's a silly clip.
[00:44:05] Come on.
[00:44:07] Yo close these guys out like I don't want yo team team listen foot on throat
[00:44:12] In game, of course in Tom Clancy's rainbow six each foot on throat
[00:44:18] pedal to the metal Don't let up until the game is fucking over.
[00:44:24] Alright? It's not over as the great Rocky Balboa once said, I am no bow.
[00:44:31] So it's not over.
[00:44:33] So lock in.
[00:44:34] These guys could come back.
[00:44:35] O3 comebacks happen all the time.
[00:44:37] Finish the mission and nut on their face
[00:44:40] and give them the facial, okay?
[00:44:42] Don't etch this wind. Don't etch it! We're etching the wind right now!
[00:44:46] Just blow a load on their fucking face!
[00:44:49] Let's go!
[00:45:02] I have the best Valkyrie cameras in this game!
[00:45:06] This one, I might hide screen for this one. It's too tacked.
[00:45:09] Like, I can't even show y'all this one.
[00:45:11] I can't, I can't...
[00:45:14] I can't give you guys the tack. I just can't. I can't give you guys the tech, I just can't.
[00:45:16] It's just... Oh, I just showed it.
[00:45:18] Alright, well whatever. It doesn't matter.
[00:45:20] The reason why this Valkyrie camera is tech
[00:45:22] is because when I'm on it, it blends in as a light.
[00:45:24] Now the enemy players are probably going to be stream slapping so they're just gonna shoot it
[00:45:28] But if you're not streaming do this Valk cam
[00:45:31] Because when your on it looks like a light. get ready come here You shot my body?
[00:46:09] Oh, you shot my body.
[00:46:11] OH!
[00:46:12] YOU SHOT MY BODY!
[00:46:14] So chat I can explain
[00:46:15] I thought he was above me chat.
[00:46:17] No no no!
[00:46:18] I'm not washed!
[00:46:19] I thought he was above me.
[00:46:20] The sound is a little buggy there.
[00:46:23] Look at how good this document looks.
[00:46:24] I told you all this shit is tech.
[00:46:26] Mandani mandani coming back up, coming back up. I told y'all I have is tech. Man down, man down, coming back up, coming back up!
[00:46:28] I told you all I have the best Valkams in this game
[00:46:30] Up, up
[00:46:32] On my yellow, UP! Wow
[00:46:34] Good try
[00:46:36] If he looks up and shoots it He's stream sniping because I haven't got
[00:46:39] think in one time.
[00:46:40] And he's not even worried about the camera right now.
[00:46:42] Watch chat.
[00:46:43] I guarantee you one of these unemployed like well they're probably
[00:46:47] not unemployed.
[00:46:48] One of these losers is going to be in the street.
[00:46:49] Watch, he's just gonna randomly shoot the camera.
[00:46:51] I guarantee it.
[00:46:52] If he doesn't shoot the camera,
[00:46:54] I have so much respect for Ash.
[00:46:55] So much respect.
[00:46:57] Because...
[00:46:57] Oh my god, he's in, he's in, he's in.
[00:46:59] I'm redpicking. I'm redpigging, i'm redpigging up all my cams
[00:47:02] I gotta put pressure on them
[00:47:04] Swingin' good shit! 3v2
[00:47:07] Close this out
[00:47:09] Close this out My Close this out!
[00:47:11] My Valkyms are so good.
[00:47:13] Close it out!
[00:47:21] On the 4 ping he's right there he's right there on four pin on the forepin laying down on four ping swinging
[00:47:25] he's laying down on four pings swinging he's laying down on four pings
[00:47:29] swinging he's lying down on four ping swinging he's laying down on four pink swinging
[00:47:34] army crawling what is this guy maybe seals training somebody kill him
[00:47:44] right there what are y'all doing? Nice, Liggy1.
[00:47:47] Where's they? On the red. New bounce.
[00:47:50] YESSSSS!!!
[00:47:53] How close am I?
[00:47:55] Wait, this might be the champ game.
[00:47:57] Yo, this next game might be the champ game.
[00:47:59] Yo, this next game might be the champions
[00:48:13] 34 okay 34.
[00:48:15] Okay.
[00:48:17] 34 Elo.
[00:48:19] 34 Elo.
[00:48:23] Oh, I love this team! This team is actually so nasty.
[00:48:24] I'm not gonna lie, this love this team. This team's actually so nasty. I'm not going to lie.
[00:48:25] This team is nasty.
[00:48:30] Bro, back-to-back 4-0 sweeps?
[00:48:31] 4-0 sweeps?
[00:48:34] Chat, 34-1.
[00:48:34] Or no, wait. The clubhouse game was four to one right
[00:48:36] chatter the clubhouse game was four to one right
[00:48:39] carried i went four and one sold carried al Sold. Carried L.
[00:48:51] Chad, I just had a 4 KD and you guys are saying carried.
[00:48:55] Who wants to join we need one who wants
[00:48:59] to join we need water
[00:49:02] who wants to join we need one win this fan mail Monday, Monday carried.
[00:49:12] Yo guys I had a 4KD.
[00:49:14] I'm about to crash out.
[00:49:16] I have a 4 K D and y'all are saying carry.
[00:49:21] God, we're so close.
[00:49:22] I can taste it.
[00:49:24] Nobody want to join?
[00:49:26] All right! to join. Alright.
[00:49:31] Did you get dropped from the tournament team? What?
[00:49:36] Oh my god.
[00:49:44] We won. No god we won no we won we won we won we won
[00:49:53] We have Iowa. We actually won this guy's top five on console, we won and now it's over.
[00:49:57] WC legit!
[00:50:00] 34 Elo quick little pee, not a coke break.
[00:50:03] 34 ELO is all we need, chat.
[00:50:06] 34 ELO. Come on!
[00:50:09] Oh ha ha ha Yes, bro.
[00:50:17] Yes.
[00:50:26] I knew you crying out for help.
[00:50:37] Snapchat, what is good? Life's good. Currently 34 below Ah!
[00:50:48] Ah.
[00:51:35] Ah.. so so Let's go! Come on, baby. LET'S GOOOOO!
[00:51:37] Come on baby, come on.
[00:51:39] Come on baby.
[00:51:41] Come on baby.
[00:51:43] Bring that ass here baby.
[00:51:46] Oh my god cafe again beautiful another beautiful map this is like the most godsent
[00:51:53] ranked session ever we could not be having a better rank session right now pre coke jaw coke jaw jada i am not on cocaine bro
[00:52:07] trellixie thank you for your water.
[00:52:08] CP, thank you for your water.
[00:52:09] Furco, thank you for your water.
[00:52:11] Matt, thank you for your water.
[00:52:14] Come on baby.
[00:52:16] Chad we're two games away.
[00:52:18] 150% we are two games away
[00:52:21] 100-150 percent we're two games away
[00:52:25] I've never been it. I've never been more certain of anything in my entire life
[00:52:29] We're two games away from champion. I've never been more certain of anything in my entire life.
[00:52:31] Okay, now Jyxie what operator would you like to absolutely decapitate them with?
[00:52:37] Rendering, calculating...
[00:52:42] Target acquired.
[00:52:44] That's why I picked my operators style.
[00:52:46] Let's go.
[00:52:48] OK we don't have an ace. I'm not......I'm not really concerned.
[00:52:53] Okay, I'm a little bit concerned but-
[00:52:58] I'm REALLY concerned
[00:52:59] But I'll play Ace if we need it
[00:53:06] Because I'm a team player i do this for my squad i do this for my gang
[00:53:11] shout out fatty wap man what a great career
[00:53:14] exotic stick with the prime sub J Mars think of it in someone do you think
[00:53:17] about a prime stuff Vic Sally think of a defense up Savin T think of it's your
[00:53:20] wanted seven thirsty thing for two friends up pink unicorn think of a as your wanted sub Thursday think about the prime sub pink unicorn
[00:53:24] think over to prime sub
[00:53:28] turning tomorrow yes
[00:53:30] tournament tomorrow
[00:53:32] we're playing a tournament on Saturday, tournament on Sunday.
[00:53:35] Monday we are playing with KSoB and Sketch
[00:53:37] Tuesday's new season
[00:53:44] We're not playing a tournament i'm
[00:53:46] winning i'm winning a tournament it's been way too fucking long since
[00:53:49] i've won
[00:53:53] all right lock in.
[00:54:00] Small talks for cowards.
[00:54:04] Small talks for fucking cowards.
[00:54:13] Dude, why do the flashbangs in this game actually hurt
[00:54:25] dead Dad! Who are you peeking? so Wow, I got shit on.
[00:55:05] Nice!
[00:55:06] Give me one!
[00:55:07] I don't know where, I don't know where, I don't know where! Might be downstairs.
[00:55:11] Plant, plant, plant, plant, plant,
[00:55:13] plant, plant, plant, plant!
[00:55:17] No! Plant, plant, plant!
[00:55:19] Yes?
[00:55:21] Hold him, hold him, hold him.
[00:55:25] Why didn't you plant? Oh it pulls from below
[00:55:33] NOOOOOO Nice!
[00:55:36] Good flash.
[00:55:38] 2v1, keep these numbers.
[00:55:40] Wait he went to the roof that's locked.
[00:55:43] Oh my god, That's passion.
[00:55:46] Look at the post plant. Look at the post plant.
[00:55:50] I was so passionate it's silly.
[00:55:54] He lost his back and then all of his passion was just gone right there like he took
[00:55:58] all of his wait that guy had the jigsaw problem
[00:56:02] whoa whoa that guy had the Jig-See-Ear problem. Whoa whoa!
[00:56:03] That guy was worried about the Jig-See-Ear problem.
[00:56:07] My fucking god.
[00:56:10] Big ups to the ma—
[00:56:20] What the fuck was going through your head when you named yourself Temp4810807887?
[00:56:30] You are literally destined to be a dog shit gamer it means temporary oh okay i'm fucking idiot all right sorry that guy's cool your chat look okay here's what the cool. Yo, chat.
[00:56:37] Okay, here's like the... This is literally
[00:56:40] the starting
[00:56:42] guide
[00:56:43] to be a top tier video game player.
[00:56:48] This is the starter pack.
[00:56:50] This is the top-tier gamer's starter pack.
[00:56:56] If you want to be an optimal video game player, step one, anime profile picture.
[00:57:01] Step two, no numbers in your gamer tag.
[00:57:04] Step three, masturbate eight to ten times a day. Step 3.
[00:57:10] Masturbate 8 to 10 times a week
[00:57:14] Minimal sleep Acne
[00:57:16] If you have those 5 things, you're a gamer bro.
[00:57:19] Acne, minimal sleep patterns, masturbation 8-10 times
[00:57:23] a week, anime profile picture and no numbers in your gamertag
[00:57:27] Those are the 5 pillars of gaming hierarchy.
[00:57:31] Owen won Honey Bun.
[00:57:33] Okay, this guy did not just say
[00:57:35] Owen won Honey Bun.
[00:57:37] There is no way
[00:57:46] i'm not modding him no No! That's unhygienic. You think gamers have hygiene?
[00:57:50] I'm not sure if that was a good idea, but it is what it is. Gamers have hygiene? so Loading mag!
[00:58:28] We gotta track him down.
[00:58:31] We gotta track him down. Nice, that's him.
[00:58:54] Loading Q-Mag! nice that's him where's the music turn that shit off here There's no way this psychopath just peeked the vert. Why would he swing?
[00:59:37] Nice! Good trade. 1v1
[00:59:40] Because he swung, he got traded
[00:59:42] Like what a dumbass
[00:59:44] Oh my god take sight
[00:59:46] Just take sight take sight just take sight beautiful oh my god beautiful plant please one miss
[00:59:56] bakery bakery bakery
[01:00:22] Pop or eliminated uh Did we win?
[01:00:23] Yes!
[01:00:25] Oh.
[01:00:28] All right, it doesn't even matter.
[01:00:30] It doesn't even matter. We won. It doesn't even matter. We won. It doesn't even matter. It doesn't even matter we won.
[01:00:31] It doesn't even matter we won.
[01:00:34] Oh thank God.
[01:00:36] Holy shit.
[01:00:36] Good shit.
[01:00:40] That was...yeah, that was terrifying.
[01:00:42] But he clutched it! He did clutch it.
[01:00:47] Owen2Lew
[01:00:50] Yo! Hey guys! yes I'm Owen 2.
[01:00:54] I guarantee you I finish this game with a positive KD.
[01:00:58] Please for one minute remove yourself from my dick.
[01:01:06] Like I can't go negative and not hear about it.
[01:01:08] If I go negative, it's Owen to Lou, shut the fuck up!
[01:01:14] Y'all still haven't let that
[01:01:15] 1-10 Ben shit go?
[01:01:17] Shit was like eight months ago. Let it die!
[01:01:27] Bro, these lot don't even settle the objective. These lot don't even settle the objective.
[01:01:31] That's brilliant.
[01:02:02] Come on. I spread them to go two games away located a bomb make your way to its location and defuse it Ready to breach. Changing mags.
[01:02:05] Why did Buck say it so zestily though come to daddy boy come to daddy come to daddy come to daddy.
[01:02:32] You have dropped the diffuser. I'm sorry. he killed me so Stay clear of the blast!
[01:03:06] What do you mean, Owen 3 Dupree?
[01:03:09] Yo time is get out!
[01:03:12] I'm gonna lose it.
[01:03:14] I'm going to lose him.
[01:03:17] What the fuck?!
[01:03:20] He just sat here post-scanning.
[01:03:21] Oh my god, nice 3v1!
[01:03:26] Whoa whoa whoa...
[01:03:32] What is this hit register? Whoa, whoa. Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege of Ubisoft Montreal!
[01:03:34] What is this hit register?
[01:03:41] It's Thanos. That's Thanos. He just got headshotted 19 times in 4 seconds.
[01:03:45] I can't be the only one who just saw that.
[01:03:47] You literally heard the blood pop out too.
[01:03:50] What the fuck is going on tonight?
[01:03:52] Om om om mamma! What the fuck is going on tonight?
[01:03:58] What is going on? Does anybody know?
[01:04:01] Holy fucking shit.
[01:04:05] Yo, that was insane.
[01:04:10] Okay. It's fine.
[01:04:11] I'm not even... We won the round.
[01:04:14] Yo guys, I know I'm 0-3 this game.
[01:04:16] I understand that.
[01:04:19] I know I'm 0-3 this game.
[01:04:22] Owen 3 McGee
[01:04:24] Owen 3 Diddy That Owen 3 Diddy.
[01:04:25] That doesn't even rhyme.
[01:04:27] Owen 3 Fuck You
[01:04:29] So you're just saying
[01:04:31] Owen 3 and then calling me fat?
[01:04:33] Alright, yo. Guys it's supposed to like rhyme?
[01:04:36] That's like how it works
[01:04:37] but y'all aren't even rhyming it.
[01:04:39] Owen for Thor.
[01:04:42] There's no way you guys are pre-firing
[01:04:44] that I go Owen for.
[01:04:46] Okay, bet.
[01:04:47] I'm going 0 and 4.
[01:04:48] Watch this.
[01:04:52] Ten seconds remaining.
[01:04:53] I'm going 0 and 4, bet.
[01:04:54] Watch this.
[01:04:55] Okay.
[01:04:56] No no no! Let's find that one. watch this okay
[01:05:28] stand on business stand on business i'm going to one four okay okay it's not rocket Deploying sensor.
[01:05:36] Pull up on your block then I bleed it!
[01:05:39] Pull up on your block and i bleed it sly
[01:05:50] what i think overwatch i'm out this hell so so One friendly remaining.
[01:06:31] Hey guys, I'm sorry that That rounds on me, guys.
[01:06:35] Hey... hey guys that rounds on me.
[01:06:39] No, no, I'm s-I'm sorry guys. Like seriously, I'm sorry. like seriously i'm sorry it's okay Guys, I just want to say that I'm on a backup controller right now so that's why my aim
[01:07:03] was bad.
[01:07:04] I swear swear I promise
[01:07:07] I'm really sorry guys you wanna know how you can make up for it?
[01:07:16] How?
[01:07:18] He has your blocks.
[01:07:22] Yo, I'm Block Monk.
[01:07:27] Hey Planet! what's up?
[01:07:32] Guys, I'm really sorry about Mame, seriously!
[01:07:36] Check out Ubisoft connect, um...
[01:07:44] Chad it's the- I'm telling you bro!
[01:07:45] I don't have my control freaks, bro!
[01:07:48] And this one keeps sliding off!
[01:07:59] Come on! Okay. Lock it in, Jinxy. Let's go.
[01:08:07] I'm gonna keep moving! Fall in, budge! I can't even trace!
[01:08:22] I'm gonna work on my aim.
[01:08:24] I'm going to go ass-head left foot
[01:08:26] Ass head left foot
[01:08:28] Yep we're done talk to dirty guys it's the control freaks i'm telling you guys I like penis! I can't land a C4 shell to save my life man.
[01:09:01] Come here, I need comps! save my life man i'm here and he comes This is such a skibbity angle.
[01:09:18] I'm sorry that was train rock.
[01:09:28] Like hello though? Like, yo pump these
[01:09:32] titties, pump these fucking titties.
[01:09:34] Get me the nearest breast pump.
[01:09:36] Where the fuck is my headshot?
[01:09:38] That was not bad at all.
[01:09:40] Don't even fucking start...
[01:09:41] Don't even start chat.
[01:09:43] Don't even say it.
[01:09:44] Don't even say it.'t even say it the next guy that says
[01:09:48] oh and five Clive is getting personally fucking banned
[01:09:52] that was a headshot Oh Owen 5 clive back no no it's fine
[01:09:56] Oh and five Clive right how does getting banned sound?
[01:10:02] I'm actually going five this is it
[01:10:04] Oh my god on the yellow. Standing on the yellow!
[01:10:07] Standing on my yellow!
[01:10:09] Standing on 5 walking you down, walking you down
[01:10:13] This guy's nasty
[01:10:15] Why would your red thing? no it's out of line
[01:10:17] yo he didn't know my
[01:10:21] drop the skyline oh my god they're in sight they're inside they're inside
[01:10:23] nice jimmy june insight in freezer in freezer in freezer Jimmy Choo, in sight! In freezer. In freezer.
[01:10:30] Red on my red on my red
[01:10:34] He's gonna find it and walk into my other one I'm such a degenerate
[01:10:36] Look at how smart I am.
[01:10:44] 38 seconds left on the clock.
[01:10:47] This will put me one game away from champion.
[01:10:50] Guys, take me to the promised land. I promise I'll show out in my champ game.
[01:10:52] I promise I'm a real step up.
[01:10:54] Friendly last operator standing.
[01:10:55] Let's not choke this police!
[01:10:58] Planet you got this planet plan planet if you win this i will give you a blowjob
[01:11:03] deep left deep left cs a sloppy wet blow job planet Wack blowjob, Planet.
[01:11:20] Okay so he does not want to blowjob.
[01:11:26] Yeah, he does not wanna blowjob. Alright, alright, okay.
[01:11:32] Alright, I'm going to strategize. Okay, I'm on a backup controller so my aim is not going to be good
[01:11:36] My strategy can still be good though
[01:11:38] So what I am gonna do is is I'm going to play operators where
[01:11:42] I can utilize my strategy.
[01:11:46] Boom, this operator right here.
[01:11:48] We're gonna go a Rooney and we're gonna hold down kitchen. win this game put me onto the champ game so oh i'm reloading 10 seconds of security.
[01:12:38] 5 seconds encountered.
[01:12:41] Wall secured!
[01:12:44] Op 4 has located the bomb. Be ready for hostile action
[01:12:58] Camera ready to identify Okay, that angle is... wait. Okay, that angle is tighter than my fucking Badozzi.
[01:13:03] I'm gonna try to get the camera out of the way. my fucking bagasse so so so Peek me howl. so I mean, is this just national like pro league day?
[01:14:20] Like look at this shot.
[01:14:23] Okay.
[01:14:29] Everybody's just
[01:14:29] unpeakable right now.
[01:14:30] I don't know.
[01:14:31] Like everyone's
[01:14:31] just unpeakable.
[01:14:32] I move and I fucking die. like I move and I die.
[01:14:34] Imma win six right now.
[01:14:36] Imma win SIX!
[01:14:42] I'm telling you it's the controller.
[01:14:45] Rain!
[01:14:46] Swing and I will...
[01:14:47] Oh my.
[01:14:48] Swing and I'll start twerking.
[01:14:50] I will literally, on God,
[01:14:53] I'll twerk if you clutch this. On God, I will literally on God outwork if you clutch this on God, I will twerk
[01:15:01] Want me to
[01:15:08] Oh me too Walking you down
[01:15:11] This kid right here
[01:15:14] This kid, oh he's cheating
[01:15:18] he's just swiping his wrist around he's literally swiping his wrist on the mouse to keep I'm about to lose my mind.
[01:15:30] I'm about to lose
[01:15:31] my mind.
[01:15:32] Hey!
[01:15:33] I poked out
[01:15:34] my head for a
[01:15:35] quarter of a
[01:15:35] millisecond and I was just deceased.
[01:15:40] This is bad.
[01:15:41] No this is fucking bad.
[01:15:44] Oh, this is actually bad!
[01:15:50] Yo I might not get champion if we lose this game bro. I'm knocking a lot.
[01:15:52] This gonna send me back an hour bro.
[01:15:54] This is going to send me back a fucking hour.
[01:16:01] Hey chat, Hey, Chad. I'm aware that I'm 0 and 6. I know! Alright?
[01:16:03] I get it.
[01:16:34] Please come back in. Your drone has found a bomb. Okay, so get Drone Spot. okay
[01:16:39] insertion in 10 seconds 5 seconds to insertion.
[01:16:45] You've located a bomb, make your way to its location and defuse it. it okay The King's back. so Welcome back.
[01:17:45] Welcome back, King.
[01:17:49] Let's go! Come on!
[01:17:53] Clap clap clap COME ON!
[01:18:01] One more round, please. One more round, good shit planet I love you
[01:18:03] One more round, please
[01:18:06] Dude is it just the boss G? Is that what I need?
[01:18:11] I might be a boss G warrior
[01:18:15] Maybe thats just the solution.
[01:18:17] Yo, those were two disgusting shots.
[01:18:20] Come on bro.
[01:18:28] This is it.
[01:18:32] This is our rival water, homie.
[01:18:35] Why would I let you take it from me, homie?
[01:18:37] I ain't stupid, I't no dummy homie.
[01:18:39] A couple fingers on a couple triggers.
[01:18:43] Fuck with you,
[01:18:43] I would not fuck with you.
[01:18:45] You been plotting homie, wasn't you?
[01:18:48] I should have been watching how to jump with you
[01:18:52] Fuck it. This is what that jungle do
[01:18:55] Come on, bro win this round
[01:19:03] oh my god that's two drones gone oh that's a good start
[01:19:08] that's two drones gone
[01:19:15] five seconds to insertion
[01:19:20] op4 has located a bomb. Get ready to engage.
[01:19:24] Secured the wall!
[01:19:25] We welcome that!
[01:19:39] Heading up! I was walking in the rain with my tips on stepping over bottles for a pain. It's a big storm 13 on my ball man
[01:19:43] it's a BIG STONE
[01:20:51] ok okay so so so a real stepper!
[01:21:11] I'M A REAL stepper, Mom! He's just cheating. Like, look he's just cheating.
[01:21:13] He's cheating like...
[01:21:17] Dirty cheater
[01:21:19] Like
[01:21:19] My god
[01:21:22] OOP soft
[01:21:25] This shit has been in the game
[01:21:28] For nine fucking years!
[01:21:32] I'm tired of this shit.
[01:21:36] I made it with my thumbs,
[01:21:38] I made it with my fuckin fucking thumbs like a good boy!
[01:21:41] And he's aiming with his fucking wrist!
[01:21:44] I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT!
[01:21:49] Yeah, we lost. We lost. Yeah. We lost. Yeah we lost.
[01:21:52] This gets extremely...we literally lost.
[01:21:56] Wait a minute. I'll suck a dick right now!
[01:22:00] Big wet veiny I don't care thick
[01:22:02] I'll suck a dick oh my god that's the fucking defuser.
[01:22:16] We went... wait how are they planting?
[01:22:19] We had the defuser did we not?
[01:22:21] We had the defuser did we not? We had the defuser, did we not? We have the defuser, did we not?
[01:22:22] We have the defuser, did we not?
[01:22:27] Yes!
[01:22:32] Yes! Swing! YESSSSS! YES!
[01:22:33] SWINGIN'!
[01:22:39] Swing that dick in my face.
[01:22:41] One-Hawk This is it, chat swing that dick in my face One. My faint, my fucking faint.
[01:22:58] We are one game away from champion. One game, chat. That's it.
[01:23:09] One game away from champion.
[01:23:11] You can't make this shit up.
[01:23:13] This is it bro.
[01:23:15] Why would you leave? this shit up. This is it, bro. Who left?
[01:23:15] Why would you leave?
[01:23:17] We need a fifth.
[01:23:18] Let's go.
[01:23:18] Chat, we need a fifth.
[01:23:19] Let's go.
[01:23:20] Chop chop, motherfucker.
[01:23:22] Type your gamertag.
[01:23:24] One game away from champion.
[01:23:26] This is it. This is it.
[01:23:29] This is actually it.
[01:23:36] 3-7 Kevin, I don't care. I was 0 and 6 the answer was the boss G
[01:23:39] I'm using the boss see the rest of this fucking rank session
[01:23:48] Got off swinging you got off betterija? Mija you got it off?
[01:23:52] Franklin said yo.
[01:23:53] Franklin get in here king.
[01:23:54] Get in here king.
[01:23:57] Franklin get in here king! Get in here, King.
[01:23:59] Get in here, King!
[01:24:02] Bro, we are on our champion game.
[01:24:04] We are literally
[01:24:05] on our champ-
[01:24:06] Guys! Guys, guys! After all of this pain and suffering there's a light at
[01:24:16] the end of the tunnel man. This has been the worst season i've ranked ever and it's my fault for
[01:24:22] solo queuing but i've gotten team killed like 70 times bro who laughed no
[01:24:40] what's going on?
[01:24:43] Who is leaving, I don't know what's happening.
[01:24:47] Frankie let's go...
[01:24:49] Opium is back. Cue it.
[01:24:53] I gotta be getting fucked with.
[01:24:55] Where's the hidden camera?
[01:24:56] Where's the hidden fucking camera?
[01:25:00] God, yes!
[01:25:02] Cue it, cue it, cue it, cue it.
[01:25:14] This is it chat 17 ELO L9 with the 20 gifted L9 with the 20 gifted. L9 with the 20 gifted.
[01:25:15] L9, I fucking love you.
[01:25:17] Thank you so much, L9.
[01:25:21] WL9 for the 20 gifted.
[01:25:23] WL9 for the 20 gifted that i love you baby
[01:25:29] oh this is the champion game this is it
[01:25:33] chat everybody just type lock in in game this is it
[01:25:38] chat everybody just type lock-in chad everybody just type mock in everybody decide mocking zay think of the five gifted
[01:25:40] everybody type everybody's side block him I'd lock in.
[01:25:49] After all the pain and suffering,
[01:25:50] all the team kills,
[01:25:52] all the losses... I could've quit, bro.
[01:25:52] I could've quit so many fucking times.
[01:25:57] But I stayed. I stayed put.
[01:25:59] I could have quit so many fucking times,
[01:26:01] But I stayed put.
[01:26:03] I stayed put man!
[01:26:05] I never gave up
[01:26:14] I like this map
[01:26:16] Border, the champion game is decided it's
[01:26:18] border
[01:26:20] it's going to be a showdown on border
[01:26:26] it's gonna be a showdown on border. Dear Tom Clancy's Rainbow 60s Ubisoft Montreal, please bless me and my alphas with the strength courage and positivity to persevere through this ranked match
[01:26:54] and successfully strip the elo from our enemy combatants and bring them into our ELO bank account.
[01:27:03] Thank you, Tom.
[01:27:05] God bless.
[01:27:20] 17-ELO 17 year old 17.
[01:27:27] It's a boss, yeah bro! 17-0
[01:27:30] This is the champion game, man.
[01:27:34] Chat as always, if you want
[01:27:36] the Jinxy charm, X-Mation Mark sub.
[01:27:38] Click on that link. Sub your boy Jinx down in Twitch.
[01:27:39] If you have that blue crown next to your name, you can sub it to your Twitter account.
[01:27:41] Goodbye! pitch if you have that blue crown next your name gets up in front come on come on
[01:27:50] final game FINAL GAME!
[01:28:04] Secure the area, Keep the bombs protected.
[01:28:11] Warp reinforced! Golly, this took so many games but we're here.
[01:28:14] Right here right now!
[01:28:17] Please...
[01:28:19] Peeeease...
[01:28:36] I'm gonna to deploy seconds.
[01:28:38] Flapping mags!
[01:28:40] That is a wicked booger.
[01:28:56] Take the walk of magic, son of a bitch. oh But he said miserable his art I so so Not on the champion game, mija.
[01:29:36] Jinxy not on the champion game, mija. No no no no no
[01:29:40] Not around the champion game mija
[01:29:43] We need that aim to be better junko
[01:29:45] Not wait we won
[01:29:47] Let's go
[01:29:48] I wasn't even looking.
[01:29:52] How did we win?
[01:29:52] What happened?
[01:29:54] I don't even care,
[01:29:55] I love my team.
[01:29:59] Okay.
[01:30:01] Oh my god, Mike.
[01:30:03] I broke the... Where did it go?
[01:30:07] My D-pad is not on my controller.
[01:30:09] I repeat,
[01:30:10] my D-pad is not on my
[01:30:11] controller right now
[01:30:16] where did it it just went flying Oh my god, I found it
[01:30:25] Dude
[01:30:29] I genuinely hate Elite Controllers
[01:30:32] Like I hate Elite Cont. Like, I hate Elite controllers.
[01:30:34] I've used an Elite controller ever.
[01:30:36] Like, I hate the trigger stops in the back.
[01:30:38] I hate the paddles.
[01:30:40] The grips are fine and I hate the d-pad.
[01:30:48] It's good though. I feel like if i just used that more, I'd be used to it but
[01:30:52] no excuses let's go
[01:30:58] great start i mean we could not have gotten off to a better start
[01:31:02] we could not have gotten off to a better start. top four has found a bomb down to 10 seconds hop forward so nice so I don't know if they're going to be able to...
[01:32:15] Op for last automatic so I'm going to try and get him. uh four eliminated
[01:32:59] job's not finished what's there to be happy about?
[01:33:03] You're up too old.
[01:33:06] Are you... are you happy or are you not happy?
[01:33:08] What is there to be happy about?
[01:33:11] Job's not finished.
[01:33:17] Two more, two more...
[01:33:20] ...two more rounds.
[01:33:34] Woooooh! Woooah! I've been manifesting this game Come on, Chad. Protect the bombs! I'm trying to look.
[01:33:35] I don't know what that was.
[01:33:36] It was a bomb.
[01:33:37] It was a bomb.
[01:33:38] It was a bomb.
[01:33:39] It was a bomb.
[01:33:40] It was a bomb.
[01:33:41] It was a bomb.
[01:33:42] It was a bomb.
[01:33:43] It was a bomb.
[01:33:44] It was a bomb. It was a bomb. It was a bomb. protect the bombs cats 40 Second 10 seconds.
[01:34:17] It's a safe win.
[01:34:19] Five seconds.
[01:34:21] CD, present time is really limited.
[01:34:25] Bomb force located in the bomb. Get ready to engage Reload!
[01:34:41] Arm motion set. Equipment has been deployed.
[01:35:42] ... so okay Oh, my God. so champion time Champion time! Champion time!
[01:35:44] Champion tiimee!
[01:35:47] El campeon, el campeón.
[01:35:52] One more round of champions... El champion!
[01:35:54] One more round and we're champions.
[01:35:57] One more round, then we're champions man.
[01:35:59] I wanna thank... I wanna-
[01:36:00] I wanna thank God.
[01:36:02] ONE MORE ROUND PLEASE! I want to thank God. One more round, please!
[01:36:10] One more.
[01:36:18] I'm about to cry,, like this season has been so painful.
[01:36:21] Like i've been team killed so many times
[01:36:24] I've gotten server booted
[01:36:26] Everything under the sun But we live and we fight
[01:36:29] This is it!
[01:36:32] THIS IS MY ROUND
[01:36:35] Three minutes for the rest of our lives, let's go.
[01:36:45] I'm about to cry bro, like real shit.
[01:36:47] No like this really has been a tough season bro
[01:36:50] I'm not gonna lie, like it has not been a fun season
[01:36:53] The team killing all that shit bro
[01:36:56] Like the team
[01:36:56] killing the booting the server crashing
[01:36:58] the server D dozing to Sims the stream
[01:37:00] snipers and we just persevered through
[01:37:03] it all bro one more round.
[01:37:08] One more round, baby.
[01:37:10] One more fucking round.
[01:37:16] I'm going Ashe. It's prime junko for a reason
[01:37:26] This is it bro last round last round of the blast!
[01:38:27] Loading bag! so hey clear so Got him! One on four remaining.
[01:38:35] Friendly operator remaining.
[01:38:57] Pop 4 eliminated. Give me the amulet, Sean! We did it!
[01:38:59] We actually finally Did it
[01:39:00] We did it
[01:39:03] Oh my god We did it!
[01:39:50] Oh my god, we did it!.. What? I'm sorry like this. No, not like this.
[01:40:10] Not like this, not like this, not like this...
[01:40:14] ...not like this, not like this, not like this.
[01:40:34] I'm- this anyone laughing is getting banned i go on god this shit it's not funny on on I got 17 Elo the game before so I thought I'd get 17 they gave me 16 they gave me 60 Mila yo on god this shit
[01:40:40] it's not funny.
[01:40:52] I'm gonna rejoin, I'm going to re-join,
[01:40:53] I'm going to re-join.
[01:40:57] Reconnecting.
[01:41:00] Okay, Jinxie, it's fine.
[01:41:01] You thought last game was your champion game?
[01:41:02] But now you know that this is your champion game
[01:41:05] You know
[01:41:07] You know that this is- I'm about to crash out like
[01:41:10] How am i one elo off
[01:41:12] Like I'm in a simulation or something Like it's all the- How am I one Elo off? Like,
[01:41:12] I'm in a simulation or something.
[01:41:14] Like it's only me.
[01:41:15] It couldn't be two Elo.
[01:41:16] It had to be one.
[01:41:18] It had to be fucking one.
[01:41:25] It's okay.
[01:41:26] It's all right.
[01:41:28] This is the champion game.
[01:41:30] We are literally one Elo away.
[01:41:32] This is the champion game.
[01:41:34] There's no doubt in my mind.
[01:41:38] Now, my feet are wet!
[01:41:47] It's okay. This is what we need right here.
[01:41:49] Bank, defense I like it.
[01:41:51] I like the team and I like the stack.
[01:41:53] Bank, defense let's go.
[01:41:56] Yo Iowa, huh? Iowa.
[01:41:58] If you TK me again,
[01:41:59] you little shit
[01:42:00] as God is my witness
[01:42:01] on my mother's life
[01:42:03] I will never play a tournament with you ever again.
[01:42:09] Get him.
[01:42:12] Let's go.
[01:42:14] It's fucking showtime.
[01:42:16] It's champion game
[01:42:23] this is it chat as always sub your boy jinx down Twitch. Get the Jinx-y charm with no ads!
[01:42:30] If you have that blue crown, you can sell for free.
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[01:43:13] This is officially the champion game have to so down to 10 seconds five seconds
[01:43:19] keep an eye out for OP4 attempting to defuse your bomb. where we're going so okay so so it so so
[01:44:54] op for the last operator standing oh He's in.
[01:45:25] Slam!
[01:45:26] Sit down!
[01:45:31] Sit down! Sit down!
[01:45:38] That's a good start. Come on!
[01:45:42] That's a good start.
[01:45:47] I'm so fucking locked, I need it, I need it, I really do. Come on, Jinxie.
[01:45:51] Positivity, positivity.
[01:45:53] Strength, positivity, courage, passion,
[01:45:55] love, empathy,
[01:45:57] self-love, self-respect.
[01:46:04] Concentrate, motivate, isolate love self-respect concentrate motivate concentrate motivate lev. Secure the bombs.
[01:46:15] One alone.
[01:46:16] Oh!
[01:46:21] One alone. One! is one what a happy family
[01:46:30] okay he looks nothing like his dad
[01:46:36] generally ai generated
[01:46:46] they're ai They're AI generated, bro. Let's go!
[01:46:48] 5 seconds.
[01:46:53] Bomb 4 has located a bomb. The Tooth Fairy's coming. Chat, do y'all still believe in the Tooth Fairy? Be honest.
[01:47:09] Wait, sorry. The Tooth Fairy's real. I'm sorry, chat.
[01:47:13] The Tooth Fairy is real! No no no not still believe- I believe! I believe, chat. The Tooth Fairy IS real.
[01:47:16] What do you mean yo you're 30 bro you're literally 30. Oh my god, we got a kill.
[01:47:34] She's not real?
[01:47:36] Okay, yo. Why am i like 34 years all right We got the kill though. uh uh For everyone, last operator standing.
[01:48:31] 4-1 keep these numbers
[01:48:39] Oh! Oh! Iowa? Iowa?
[01:48:48] Like that? Like that?
[01:48:54] Like that chat I'm not mewing and I'm not mogging, I'm locked in.
[01:48:56] You guys say that every time I lock in.
[01:48:59] Guys whenever I don't talk you guys say I'm mewing.
[01:49:17] I'm literally just locking in staff let's go to site. I'm two rounds away from champion.
[01:49:20] Yo, can I just see some Ws bro?
[01:49:22] Because it has been a long season.
[01:49:25] It's been a rough one, bro.
[01:49:27] It's been a rough one.
[01:49:28] Copper to champion finally comes to an end tonight.
[01:49:31] It's been a rough season, guys.
[01:49:40] It's been a rough one. I get it has.
[01:49:42] It really has, guys.
[01:49:46] I just wanna say- Ow! Ow. I don't know if you can hear me. guys location i just want to say hell ow i know something's gonna happen 10 seconds remaining.
[01:50:09] 5 seconds to insertion.
[01:50:15] Op 4 has located a bomb, get ready to engage.
[01:50:24] There's no passion!
[01:50:26] There's no aggression! it's no fucking mindset in
[01:50:29] this football club Bible and hand baby here pushing I hear him pushing. I hear his feet.
[01:50:39] That sounded like a foot.
[01:50:44] How are we doing?
[01:50:47] I might be having, like, psychosis right now but i think i just hurt his foot. I need to reload!
[01:51:05] Your location has been compromised. Last round. This ground? I just got wall banged.
[01:51:43] I just got wall panged!
[01:51:45] No, I didn't he saw me.
[01:51:49] 3v3 y'all got it.
[01:51:53] Please clutch this
[01:51:53] guys.
[01:52:04] No. What does last round mean?
[01:52:12] You hear him on the vert on the vert on the vert on the vert you hear him on the vert nice
[01:52:22] hatch last operator standing Hatch! That boy's cold. Yeah.
[01:52:53] One round, chat. One round man.
[01:52:55] This has been the worst most brutal painful season of rainbow six siege ever
[01:53:05] but we'll run around away from changing it all.
[01:53:10] This has been just so brutal, man.
[01:53:12] We're one round away from changing it all dude.
[01:53:16] One fucking round.
[01:53:18] This is it bro! One fucking round.
[01:53:21] This is it, bro.
[01:53:25] One fucking round.
[01:53:29] Literally one round, bro.
[01:53:35] One round! Come on, come on! so 10 seconds to insertion.
[01:54:09] 5 seconds to insertion.
[01:54:14] 5 seconds to insertion
[01:54:20] Your mission is to locate... It was a long season bro a lot of so so so so
[01:55:14] bomb has been located. the diffuser is no longer in your possession down to one so All right.
[01:56:01] All right.
[01:56:04] Shake it off.
[01:56:07] Shake it off. Shake it off.
[01:56:11] Shake it off.
[01:56:14] It's okay.
[01:56:17] Shake it off.
[01:56:20] Don't let this affect your moment, Jinie. This is your moment remember that you're waiting three months for this moment
[01:56:24] This is your moment right here
[01:56:28] This is your moment.
[01:56:32] Don't let anybody affect it, okay?
[01:56:34] This is your moment, Jixie. Right here.
[01:56:36] This is your moment.
[01:56:38] We need to locate a bomb.
[01:56:40] Okay. There's one down there. so Drone has located a bomb.
[01:57:12] Last one, for all the fucking marbles. For all the fucking marbles.
[01:57:13] For all the fucking marbles.
[01:57:16] 5 seconds
[01:57:20] You found a bomb, make your way to its location and defuse it so Auto-project is a go!
[01:57:53] Close the hatch.
[01:58:41] Device converted. attack so. Good job, diffuser. friendly last operator standing over left oh
[01:58:57] please, please, please.
[01:59:00] I don't even care.
[01:59:01] Please!
[01:59:04] Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please!
[01:59:12] Please.
[01:59:14] He ran down, he ran down. Grab the defuser.
[01:59:18] Please, please, please!
[01:59:20] Please, please, please. The diffuser has been secured. Please, please!
[01:59:22] He's coming up on me.
[01:59:25] You got it!
[01:59:33] What are you doing? What are you doing?
[01:59:34] What are you doing?
[01:59:35] What are you doing?
[01:59:36] What are you doing?
[01:59:37] Top four eliminated. doing. I remember why I wanted for her to quit so many times, but I knew this moment would come.
[02:00:12] Now is my time.
[02:00:13] I gotta make up for all. Now is my time,
[02:00:15] I gotta make up for all the nights that my mom would cry
[02:00:17] I'm going in
[02:00:19] I'm putting everything on the line
[02:00:21] Cause out of school it's aint my dream
[02:00:23] I had some other proof I I put my arm to the seam and
[02:00:25] I can't fuckin' move."
[02:00:27] Champion,
[02:00:29] after all the team killing,
[02:00:31] all the griefing,
[02:00:33] we still persevered and a champion. Anything you want
[02:00:36] in this world
[02:00:38] is YOURS!
[02:00:42] The only way to lose
[02:00:44] if you give up.
[02:00:48] You can't fucking lose
[02:00:50] If you don't give up!
[02:00:53] YOU CAN'T GIVE UP
[02:00:55] EVER
[02:00:58] DON'T EVER GIVE UP YOU CAN'T Don't ever give up! You can't!
[02:01:02] The only way to fail is to give up.
[02:01:06] The only way to fail is to stop trying.
[02:01:11] Champion, I have a special occasion for any champion.
[02:01:20] Special occasion for any champion special occasion
[02:01:29] Tearing up in this bitch man. This has been actually this has been a roller coaster ride of a season man i have a special occasion bro i do Mama, we made it.
[02:01:48] Mama...
[02:02:06] Oh, she's the light. we made it I'm not done. Hold on, hold on, I'm not done yet.
[02:02:10] I'm not done, I'm not done. I'm not done yet, I'm not done yet,
[02:02:12] I'm not done yet, I'm not done yet.
[02:02:14] Chad?
[02:02:18] Okay. This is an unopened
[02:02:20] package. This is an unopened package from the National Basketball Association.
[02:02:35] Chat, unopened package. Look at what it says. I haven't opened it but this is what it says.
[02:02:41] Shout out to the NBA.
[02:02:45] Let's open it.
[02:02:47] On God, I have not opened this yet.
[02:02:48] I just saw that it says Victory Goggles
[02:02:50] so I've been waiting to open this.
[02:02:51] I've been saving this for the champion stream
[02:03:00] shout out shout out to my friends at ESPN.
[02:03:05] Live opening.
[02:03:12] Victory Goggles, okay?
[02:03:17] Live opening. I have a pen. They gave me champagne!
[02:03:19] They gave me...
[02:03:39] Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you The Donald! THE DONALD MAN! Oh my god.
[02:03:40] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god...
[02:03:43] Oh my god.
[02:03:45] Yo.
[02:03:46] Thank you so much ESPN NBA. I did not think I was getting champagne too.
[02:03:53] Alright chat these are official NBA championship goggles.
[02:04:02] I can feel the aura radiating
[02:04:05] into my penis.
[02:04:20] I can feel it. into my penis Give me this.
[02:04:22] How do you open champagne again?
[02:04:22] What do you do?
[02:04:23] Ma!
[02:04:25] Ma!
[02:04:55] Ma! ah so Thanks, Mark! Remember.
[02:05:00] Remember one thing.
[02:05:01] If you're watching this Remember, remember one thing.
[02:05:03] If you're watching this video whatever
[02:05:07] clip it doesn't matter
[02:05:09] remember one thing in life
[02:05:12] the only way to lose
[02:05:13] is to give up.
[02:05:22] God damn it, that's on there good.
[02:05:24] Motherfucker!
[02:05:27] That's on there tight as hell, god damn!
[02:05:33] I'm making progress.
[02:05:36] Oh, oh, oh, I'm getting horny. Why is the champagne not opening?
[02:05:54] Damn it.
[02:05:56] No, my dad...
[02:06:01] Fine.
[02:06:05] I'm still a champion.
[02:06:20] That's all that matters Get that motherfucker, motherfucker. It's on there.
[02:06:25] High-fives help! I got MOTHERFUCK it's on there.
[02:06:27] High fives help!
[02:06:42] High f, help!
[02:06:52] High-Vice! Help please! I'm really trying to...
[02:06:54] Oh my god. We got it off.
[02:06:55] Don't call me how's I got it.
[02:06:58] Here we go Mo Chandon Imperial remember chat Remember chat.
[02:07:13] Excuses don't win championships. It tastes like shit! We have red sharks Okay.
[02:07:59] Oh, shit!
[02:08:00] Champagne's not my thing.
[02:08:01] First time trying it, last time trying it.
[02:08:04] Hey shout out to the NBA!
[02:08:07] Hooking up your dog. Make sure you guys watch the NBA Finals
[02:08:16] Well that's soaking wet.
[02:08:19] Shout out to the NBA for hooking up with your brother.
[02:08:21] Make sure you guys watch the NBA Finals on
[02:08:23] ABC.
[02:08:31] Shout out to the NBA!
[02:08:33] Shout out ESPN!
[02:08:35] I'm out. Shout out to the NBA. Shout out ESPN!
[02:08:38] I'm out this bitch.
[02:08:40] We fucking did it, chat.
[02:08:44] We fucking did it!
[02:08:51] We did it! We fucking did it! You fucking did it guys. I'm not a champagne fan.
[02:08:57] We did it, though.
[02:08:59] I do this shit for my mama and my little brother too.
[02:09:02] Wow, what a season.
[02:09:04] Guys, remember
[02:09:04] the 11th of June
[02:09:08] I'm streaming for 24 hours
[02:09:10] becoming the first champion in the world.
[02:09:12] Peace the fuck out.
[02:09:13] I love you guys.
[02:09:16] And until next time
[02:09:17] never give up on your fucking dreams.
[02:09:22] You know I could have gave up.
[02:09:25] You know I could've just let the world kick me in the nutsack.
[02:09:28] But, I said bring it on world!
[02:09:30] I want to feel my nuts in my chest.
[02:09:34] I said kick my nuts harder!
[02:09:37] Kick my nuts till they turn purple and i can't feel the pain anymore
[02:09:41] a nun to that
[02:09:44] champion yet again
[02:09:49] it's fucking work
[02:09:50] alright
[02:09:54] I'm out of this bitch, I love you guys
[02:09:56] I fucking love all of you guys
[02:09:59] I'm out this hoe
[02:10:00] I think I I fucking love all of you guys. I'm out this hell.
[02:10:03] I think I broke my keyboard.
[02:10:05] Yep, there's champagne.
[02:10:06] Okay yeah,
[02:10:06] there's champagne all over my keyboard.
[02:10:08] Champagne on my remote.
[02:10:12] Champagne on my PC. Champagne on my PC.
[02:10:13] Champagne on my monitor.
[02:10:15] Champagne on all these wires.
[02:10:21] Fucking WeeBall.