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Saludi in house everybody doing on this fantastic fucking Thursday happy new year chats
How was y'all's new years eve? I hope good if bad. I'm sorry. I hope the new year can be better anyways
We're alive. I didn't really, I mean, you could say I'm late. But I didn't really have a time that I was going to go live today. That was purposeful.
Because I knew I was going to be hung over. So I was going to get a late start. Didn't really want to be like, oh, I'll be live at two and then just be like fucking an hour and a half late.
But we're here now. It's probably going to be a shorter stream of five to guess like three and a half hours. We're doing a mixture of reacts and gaming.
We have like one horror game that's like an hour hour and a half that we're going to play
but first we're going to be doing like two-ish hours of reacts maybe we'll end with slots
and daggers as well because that game was very fun. Anyways. Yeah, the oxen gaming today.
And then I'm going shot for six days. I'm going to second to the seventh. We're back to the eighth
grinding out straight stream for a week and a half and then I will be doing a charity stream on the 11th
And for Red Cross, we're going to be matching chatstoneos, every dollar donated.
We're going to double and donate to the charity or match rather.
So 5K donated, we match that donate.
That's the charity.
So hopefully we'll be able to raise like 15K plus on the 11th.
But yeah, I will be posting on YouTube every day that I'm gone.
I know I'm going to be gone for six days, F, but when we're back, we're going to be
growing an outstream, no breaks, so like a week and a half, a week or so, and then I'll
back to my regular like five day a week schedule probably for the foreseeable future.
But yeah, that's the plan.
You haven't even used to be able to last you didn't play.
I always say video session.
I have to have some extra schedule as well.
But yeah, you don't really need to know the schedule because I'm going to be gone after today.
It's all the eighths.
So yeah, what was that song?
The one that I started with stream.
I'm a real one by YG.
8 in Kylo. This up camera for three. Remember the time, uh, just me,
you revs all your shit and kill you, uh, shit to kill you when you had a
bounty on your head and you got a pass. You have to have a funny. Yeah. Lucas
as long as for the sub, sort of he mic for the sub 10 and lead for the sub.
Vincent Jackson, think you have the five gift. It's big.
Mandale R storm, a little fan R X for the sub, wow for the three.
How do you do you as well? Caljati Matt, Ryan, a splat lazy.
Blake, thank you for the two steps Aurora. B. H.
flowing lamb and ship. General rocket liquid penguin LT in that
Brady the sub the subcorp and I am the subcorp and I am the subcorp for the sub
DDA thinking the sub is a wall chat our creators today. We might do a little bit of
our creators as well today too. I don't know. We're going to be playing a game called
dead trust. After we do react and I think that game is like an hour. If I'm right,
maybe 40 minutes. I don't really know. But yeah, we're going to be doing dead
trust and then we could do either our craters or slots and daggers. One or the two.
It's not going to be that long in the stream. Maybe four hours, but probably a
three and a half hours stream if I had a guess. Maybe four. We'll see you
though. Hold up. Let me fucking ban this guy. Jesus Christ, you're annoying.
Slots and daggers. That game is fun. It's fun. It's fun. Nice bulk. I wouldn't
to take the ball cut. Is your full name Joe or is it short for something? It's short
for Bartholomeo. It's just a nickname. My first, no, my first name is actually just
sappy. No, it's Joe. Motherfucker. Is your name, is your name, Joe short for something? Why don't
people ask me that? Why do people ask me that? I feel like, what else would it be? Joe's
is like, you're Italian? Yes. No, my name's not actually just happy. That would be pretty cool though.
Uh, JoJo, thank you for the two sub-submanent of the five gift hits, uh, PS Alphine Court,
thank you for the two sub-submanent, thank you for the three. You all would mean through the death of my grandma,
with the chat, I'm sorry for your loss. Adam for the five. Uh, your new, uh, philosophy videos,
extremely, uh, interesting probably one of my favorite videos we've done so far.
Yo, what, will loss me a video that I post yesterday?
I know I posted one, but I had two on the dock and I don't know, I did the space one.
Yeah, no, that space is mad fucking interesting.
I mean, it wasn't really my video, though.
The fucking, all the comments are dishing chat.
Chat needs to walk in.
I feel like do the YouTube audience and the Twitch audience.
It's like the YouTube audience hates the Twitch audience, but the Twitch audience is also the YouTube audience.
Like, okay, chat. Type one if you never watch my YouTube videos, but you only watch my streams.
I feel like there are probably people that do that, but I would say the majority of people that watch me watch my YouTube mainly.
and then also just tune into streams whenever they can.
Brody, you picked up the sub-banks of the sub-out
and they think you've defined are you all of the sub-banks
for the sub-lords for the Falsomites of Sick
for Christmas New Year, I'm sorry to hear that.
Andre, taking the Falsomites.
If wasn't you videos for two to three years,
but you're sure to be, I hope any of you
in many ways have 26, we'll be going to you, thank you.
I am in a typical of the sub-corp NDD8
for the sub-out of us, twitch, April 3,
I-Shant Daniel, Lord for the sub-job,
thank you for the thread.
How are you going to raise a million dollars for charity?
Well, I plan on doing a lot of matching chats
don't know's charity streams. And if I average like $20 a month, that'd be like a quarter
mill, and then I could probably donate, I don't know. Like I at least, I think the goal is
a million, but feasibly it's like $500 a day. But you know, you want to reach for the stars.
I think realistically, I could donate myself slash community-wise we raise, like a total
of like $500 a day. I think that's very doable. It's just, there's to be more
events that I do like more group shit because the group stuff is what raises like 30
k in a day you know 40 k in a day like when you get like big streamers to be a part of
that shit I think that's really a goal dude getting like an event set up where I have a bunch
of my boys but I also invite a lot of people that are like you know 30 40 k viewer streamers
we just they do a big crowdfunding thing so that would be good. When you flying to Turkey
Is that what that fucking sad never?
Are you going to is this a follow up you're going to say I'm getting hair plugs because I'm
balding you dick.
Ice in PX for the sub surge in torrent five to the sub kill I think of the sub blank
thing of the five gives us five to the five.
I know I did not hear about the explosion that happened.
40 people died that is so sad.
What was the explosion kill off of the sub ice this up.
All right.
run down to the videos chat. Out of context video first, not really the first video, but a
Bartoloo's are video a lot of people are sending this. Horde arrested after 175 dogs
discovered. I don't even know how that's possible. 24 hours of the most of these city in America.
I think we've watched a video about this city before, but Ruby Sinet does like the fucking best
uh... rocky memories out of like any youtuber uh... and i love his videos and
i think that it's gonna be way more depth over to watch us play sixteen minutes
as well
uh... and then we have a fucking drew bin ski video i want to do it in ski a while
these americans are stuck to the eighteen hundreds to be about men and
uh... the interview like how they live day to day
uh... kind of like a lot of documentaries shit today i don't know kind of in the
vibe of like learning some stuff
uh... but then
After that, we're gonna do the game dead,
trust, maybe slots and daggers or creators.
You have thrown in some only real quick.
I'm sorry.
It's like a pen for the sub-tasy to give it a three.
You genuinely helped me a lot, glad you're a lot.
Thank you.
Red, thank you for the free, and I'm glad to be able to help.
Bittergo, I looked at my channel on the 7th sub,
now I have 200, by the way, you should watch Vita
Karnas series for a stream day now.
Flair, thank you for the four,
it is the chat on your left by 7th, haven't seen it.
We're just passing by.
I'd let you down into the sub cool, I like and appear
of the sub down into the three,
and a bit of a bunch of the three years.
Thank you, sweet thing for having me do it,
or having you or your Catholic, even a thousand,
but he's cool for the sub.
All right, Monts, pin a message
you're afraid from sending bets, all right.
Let's lock in, let's lock in.
I have people never lessen to it.
I feel like we should never even do the,
I think they're, dude, is they're setting the like disable,
bit known as certain days.
I'm not going to have to start doing that.
there's like a way to do that.
Like if I could, if there's a button where I can turn them on and off to where it's like
lock that certain points, it's just because I feel bad bro because people send it and
they'll be like dude, you never read my Bethonella and it's because like I'm not, I'm
like bouncing back and forth.
Red and team man for the 7th, 8-4, they think of it as 15-hundred bitty, sorry for interrupting.
Don't apologize, it's more so just like I feel bad because I'm still able to read the
don'tos, but sometimes there's too many, it's usually when it's like winter break
right now, there's a lot of more people in the stream, so there's more Bethonella's.
and then I'm just like reading bets for like 40 minutes straight.
See man red and the void for the sub 60 or an e-board for the sub 0 2.
Take it for the first 50 bets.
I watched the YouTube videos of work on figuring out say hello but first not in video.
Taking the fucking biddies and I appreciate that e-board for the sub chat.
Lock in, lock in, men and now of the sub.
As I said, stream today, reacts, dead trust the game, maybe our creators, some other shit.
Then I'm gone, second to the seventh, post on the YouTube every day and I'm gone.
We're back to the eighth front and out stream for like a week and a half and we're back to a regular schedule.
The 11th is the Red Cross Charity Stream number doing one in late January, probably mid
February, and then we have F Cancer in March.
I already agreed to work with them for a March Charity Stream.
Jackson concept in the hotch for the sub also have to get on call with AHA soon and make
be doing something for American Heart Association soon.
Are you thinking for the five?
It was as ski resort during New Year's celebrations.
What you'd tell is a matak or it was just like a miss app.
What happened?
Can't think of it as a sub.
All right.
Lock in.
I don't know the last one I'll show Bartoluser video.
And now to me bought is eating their brain alive and there's a better, better,
but Billy, don't remember that.
What the fuck am I talking about?
Oh my god, spammers, like why we're in sub only right now.
Famers they ruin it, bro. They fucking ruin it. It's like it dude
I feel so bad for non-subs man because it's like I don't want to throw it in sub only
Like I hate having to throw it in sub only. It's just like when there's more people in stream during like winter break in the summer time, bro
It's like five it's like say there's right now
There's probably a thousand people in sub only right now when it's follow only
There's probably only like 3,000 people chatting most people are workers or they just watch right like the majority of you right now
I'm not trying to break the fourth wall
But you're probably taking a shit or and watching me or you're eating on your couch and I'm on your TV or on your laptop or your phone or some shit
You're not really typing you're just watching and
So yeah, I'm not looking at the camera. I'm not trying to freak you out. Oh, but
No, um
The majority of people aren't typing right and
And so when it's in follow only dude, it's like 50 people ruin it, but it's like they it's like us kid as cycling 50
So even if I ban them, there's just 50 more people. It's like dude. It's literally like the flag bearer
There's only ever at a time 40 spammers in chat, but if you ban one of them, there's another guy that's like
It's my time and he just walks and he's and he fucking marches over, picks up the flag and then just starts spamming Dorito paragraphs over and over again.
It's like he just, it's like a literally the brainworm gets him and he goes, it's my time to shine.
And then just make chat just like I can read chat and it makes sense right now literally
I'm just you if the at first it might be fine. You take it out and you know what I noticed
You know what I noticed and this is a genuine thing
All right when I took it out of sub only 15 follower messages came in
Did you have that pre-loaded just like
Like the second I take it out of sub only there's like 20 to 30 follower messages like are you sitting there like waiting for 40 minutes just like
Parer they get a paragraph enter and they they just type that like the second I take it out
The second I take it out see and now I can't reach that doesn't make sense anymore
It's like there's a weird cohesion to sub only.
This is an example.
What does this mean?
It's gibberish.
It's not even spam.
What is this guy typing?
What are you saying?
I don't like it there's it no, and it's just like every fifth message is that and so I keep it in sub only because it's like
What is that mean? And he's typing every day, but he's not even really a spammer. It's just the only thing he says
for a back at sub only, but you see what I mean?
It's like right when you pass like five cave viewers. It's like ever. It's just ho-
poop
What I feel like they're bots, what I actually am not trying to say you're an NPC, but like I feel like it's actually bots.
uh, but believe the terrain. How you doing today? What do you like on your burger?
Okay, hello sir. Hi, a coin. Oh my god. You know what I didn't
do this year, we didn't have the best of.
Every year we used to do best of,
and Cloak would edit that shit,
and he was like, I am not doing that this year.
I was like, yeah, respectable.
Cause it's a hell, dude.
Every YouTuber's best of is like a nightmare for an editor.
Like, it's just sourcing and combining hundreds of clips.
And make aid into it.
Yo, I just go Aiden Big Dog, no Vod for you today.
Why don't you just fucking comb the internet
for every new book lip
and combine it into an hour-long video.
It sucks.
No, no, it's the Peter Medallion.
And it always does bad.
Like every YouTuber makes best of,
they're always 10 out of 10 performance, bro.
Always.
It's just, it's like a fan service thing, bro.
It, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it,
I'm not going to make Aden do that from Fortnite, Aden will get like all of Mafia.
That's what I send to Aden, Aden to the project guy.
Jericho, for those of you that don't know, I've like four editors and they're all like
they all have their own shit, right?
So like kangaro and Phil think you just get like random videos, Jericho's getting a
Daily, he's got a crankshit out, ready's the Vod guy in in, I'll send him like a 15 hour Vod, and I'll just go, how much?
I'll go, how much whole goes to me for a week. He won't, he won't respond, and then he'll just be, and then he'll be like,
All right, I'm almost done.
He's as late as this morning, it's over like a week.
I would cry.
I mean, yeah, dude, you're like facing just a mound of footage.
All right, it's terrible.
Oh God, what is that?
Oh, this would be saying I don't know how to do
a high molecular maneuver.
It kind of looks like I'm humping Bob though.
What that, no, I was saving his life, chat.
Is that like totally different?
What you're supposed to do?
That's what I would do.
I would be like...
Publits in storage now with a deckstruck on out.
Whoa! Oh my god! Why did...
I-I-I-I... This is me! Why am I...
I almost went full face cam like I was about to play.
Like my ass was about to be on it. Something.
I literally almost went...
Like this wasn't on stream.
I'm just flashed myself, I'm fine, I'm fine with half sets, if you if you want that stop.
I'm cool either, I don't care, just peep, peep, peep.
That's for the Brovey Bro.
Where's the Bingo?
Do that shit's so fun by the way.
Oh my god, wait, you said message me, I never responded to him.
Now, I'm probably gonna have to be later in the month, but we can one of those people.
Um, what was I gonna say?
While during the New Year, I got distracted.
Anyways, I never mind to be out.
Do the Bingo Broly grow so fun.
So fun.
It's not as competitive in a sense of like,
oh, you're a prize picking the games that you think you're gonna win.
But like if for this you've got to know you build a bingo card with your competitor of a bunch of things that you have to do and only one game can fill a block and then you just have to
Usually have a lock out, but you have to try and get a line. So like one of the goals was have sex. So I went on bit life.
Made my character by sexual
And then I just did a one night stand on Tinder. Am I raw something and then he starts going
Percolator
You know, I go start wearing different tank costs, bro, because this shit looks like you'd
be from the same exact day.
Like I'm wearing the same shit.
What am I doing?
And he lives in a cage underground beneath the Orlando Disney World facility in which he sniffs
the employee underwear to make sure that they are wearing it.
Now we're not going to be getting more into that theory today.
We're going to be doing something entirely different.
going to be doing a presentation on what my hunger games would look like, but I'd be
such a good game maker, man. I know it'd be like fucked, but like I would be such a good
game maker, bro. If I were a game, you're a moist critical copy? How the hell am I moist critical
copy? I feel like people will tell me that his humor is so different than mine. Maker, and I
his humor's so dry and like like hard cut like I don't know I woke up in one
and that's not saying it's bad but it's like the type of comedy my friend's nuts were just in my face
bro it was terrible that was like that and he was like like a t-baggy bag and he broke
my skill John F get it or look up boobs I would just go and go or not Google I'm going YouTube
You just search boobs. Yeah, that was a method, bro. That was like I don't even know what great I was in when I was doing that shit
I just took up boobs
boobs or
Like yeah, literally like I was probably like fourth grade looking up like boobs
People people kissing
Yeah, literally
because you didn't know anything else. Oh God, yeah, that was really bad. I didn't know it was lagging that bad though. I saw the clips after
You guys are kind of strip naked. Oh my god
Thank you guys for the wonderful ideas chat. I would look up naked women dancing you would Google naked women dancing. Why was that?
Guys are you guys are so good at coming bro
So I literally think it's so, I look back at it and I laughed every time I think about it.
I used to look up like, I didn't understand search history and I've said this before.
I had my iPad mini and I used to Google like make it women and then it was on the search
bar and so I would literally spam Google, WWE Superstars to move the search history down.
So it wouldn't show up.
So if you clicked on Google, it would just show like Ray Mysterio and like fucking
shameless.
But if you scrolled far enough, it was just like, like, boobies or something like that.
Like that's what it would be up with punishments.
Just I didn't know what to do, and I was like, well, I know, that you don't even need
because like at the time, I could probably rattle off like, you know, fucking 50 of them.
It's just hitting an end up, oh, clear your searcher street, Zada.
I was like 10 years old.
I didn't know how to do that.
God damn straight!
Oh my God, it's doing, it's going, it's going like-
Yeah, that's like a worry I have, like, just seriously.
Have you ever thought about like,
because I'm sure, like, some of you guys,
your parents when you were younger,
probably like saw what you googled and got mad at you.
Like I don't know what I would do.
Like if I was a parent and I saw my kid like,
and he had a search history, it was like porn.
Like it's like, you know, I have the idea of a conversation with them.
I feel like I would act like I didn't see it.
Like unless he was like really young,
like if it was like, that's like a weird conversation
like they walk in on you.
Oh fuck no.
that would be like hell. Like I had some of my friends talk about how like their parents walked in on them.
I feel like that would be like a...
and then you're at dinner that night. It's just, you just hear the fork and knife.
You know what I mean? Like the AC just silence. Just not, like literally no one,
You don't talk about it, but it's just fucking bad.
Like that, well, I owe my God.
That would be so tough.
I'm gonna make the restart.
That's definitely happened.
Oh no, it's happened to some, that's what I'm saying.
It's happened, it probably happened to some of you this chat.
It probably happened to some of you this chat.
Like what do you do?
Cut it, didn't it?
No, you've grown more than quiet.
That should would be loud.
The silence would be loud.
That's why it would be horrible, bro.
Oh my god, play it off, I played it off.
How did he play it off?
Like, yeah, oh my god, you know that one video?
He's like, I think it's a skit.
Where he's like, oh, my pit,
like there's loose and they fell off.
And so I stood up and my hands were dry.
So I had lotion in the corner.
So I was like, while I was standing up,
I was like, I was rubbing my hands.
And then there's a virus.
It's, I'm trying to delete the virus.
I stood up.
It was removing the virus.
Bro, I remember when, yeah, you know how you'd get
those crazy pop-ups.
I remember when I first discovered, you know,
I would, I would be watching that
and then it would be a pop-up and it would be like,
an alert, it would be like,
The FBI has seized your phone and I'd be like, oh no, I almost fell for that shit. I'd be like, what do you?
I gotta call this number. What? No. What do I do?
I'm missing your area. No, those were just ads. I'm saying you would pop up some shit and it would be, it would be like an alert.
Oh my god, that shit was like, I remember that scared my fuck out of me.
She had this video, you have a bomb time.
Yo, did you guys ever participate in those chains?
You know what I mean?
Where it's like, the Peca died 10 years ago.
She's gonna haunt you tonight unless you send this to 15 people.
It was like an email or, it'd be like an email, it'd usually, it'd be like fine.
Like that was like the days that I remember that shit.
Like the OG fucking, it would be such a long paragraph too.
Do people still do that? Are there still like copy pasta like brain rot chains where like people just get like baited into like sending them because they're worried that they're gonna get haunted by a ghost
Are you sitting nervous about that now now? Now?
Bro, I feel like if somebody was like send this or Rebecca's gonna haunt you. I'd be like yeah
Please, I'll kill that bitch again.
I get the fuck out of here.
Get that out of here.
She's going to let you tonight if you don't send this to 10 of your friends.
Oh, so Rebecca somehow got looped into the brain rot chain.
And now she's locked into this.
Scratchy, thank you for the threat.
I didn't know my income got discontinued.
So I used to look at my income for that year.
It was corn and I got scared.
What is mine, Con?
Oh, like the dedicated WAM shit.
Do they still hold those?
No, they don't do that anymore.
Fellow Kathy and Burke for the subcolye taking the four.
Watch your videos at 2021.
You're in Florence, it's Farbie.
It's mostly like a dark, I was dark for watching you as a girl,
but your advice in Florence, you should solve me a lot.
Well, I'm going to be able to help.
And thank you for the nice message.
Carry for the thousand.
He's got a pair of phone.
In I'm not reading that jump over the sub-loey and Brody taking the two subs not taking
the five gift is not just for the sub-hand I think of the phrase do you have any
tweets now not read that Aaron and Nash for the sub you're taking the tier two
uh Jenny taking the two uh subs ready taking the four got a tattoo Tuesday same spot
uh it's across the uh crown of foretang and that's awesome so tacky for the sub-pagan
Ryan for sub-lemachon fluid for the sub dog taking the fastabies my grandma passed this
morning rip it a chat man I'm sorry for your loss I don't know how to handle that
uh... it's just a long process man
uh... i don't think there's a i think
a lot of my chatters have people
like die in their life for the first time they come to me like what do i do
and there's it's not like there's nothing that you can do right that's
like the idea of morning right you feel like something's wrong because
they say morning is love for somebody that has nowhere to go
you know
and so you're kind of like in this weird frantic nissive like what do i do this person's
dead and there's nothing to fix it. It's just, it's going to take time man. You know,
talk to your family, you know, you could think about it, you know, reminisce on the
individual themselves, but outside of that, it's just going to take time, man. Darn off
this up, Robin, ex of this up. I'm sorry if you're lost, man. Right Max, saw any, Tobin
black, Timo, a son, a hoshy of the sub, I am taking the five, Brody's trail with the
sub here, Alex Mochi, Jack, even the sub-coil you think of it before, all right.
First of actual video of the day, we could take it out of sub only real quick.
Whether or not it gets immediately put back in.
I don't know.
Big thinking of the two subs, chin thinking of the sub, Matt and Brody, but the sub.
First video of the day, chat.
I'm over here.
Gotta move back.
All the arrested after 175 dogs discovered my god 175 dogs I feel like it is this I don't know if this is clickbait
But do you actually think there's 175 animals in one house? I mean, you could fit that many dogs in a in a home
Like they would fill the floor
Yeah, I'm now thinking that it probably is 175 dogs just off the sheer noise.
I feel like they probably would have found this much sooner now.
You know how loud that house would be in the neighborhood, but you would hear dogs barking all day.
Holy fuck. Oh my god. No, it's puppies. And they're just in cardboard boxes. Oh my god.
I didn't know a lot of us thanking those big dogs.
Pogged in police and Ogden Animal Services were called to perform a welfare check after several
disturbing reports described multiple dogs lying dead in the front yard. One neighbor claimed to have said
What is he just chucking them outside when they die? What do you do? I feel like this doesn't count as hoarding though, right?
This is like just animal abuse
Like what a hoarder is somebody that has a bunch of trash in their house, you know, like they just don't throw stuff out
You're not hoarding animals, like you're choosing to breathe them and then keep them
Dean over 11 to see.
You're hoarding the dogs, but I don't know, I feel like it's not the like living thing.
Dogs in animal hoarding.
That's a real thing.
Just the past weeks.
We did watch one where it was like 20 dogs and even that was shocking, but I don't know
how you have this many animals.
Like how do you sleep?
There would be poop everywhere.
It would be so loud.
Suspect Miguel Salgado Vargas had been hoarding dogs for years.
just five or six but hundreds. In fact, over 200 dogs were found living under one roof.
Don't you need to, I mean, obviously they didn't know about this, but
I don't know like the state by state rule. I don't you have to register an animal when you get a dog
like you have to register it with the state. So they know it's a like it's not a
of fucking feral animal, or like a wild dog.
Like when you get a pet, the government knows
or not the government, the state knows that you have that pet.
And then you get like a tag with that dog,
or a cat, or whatever it is.
Superfruit and fair for the South Side,
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Come on, I still really need to do my father
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I'm shaper on and he's moving into a different country,
our family's bro, can he use the main source of income.
Mainly scared to move to a different school
and even end up on the fucking streets.
the first time I'd like to feel a truth here not knowing how my life could be
shed and that you knowing you grew up with the worst pants I really could help
you give me some advice. I can't really give you advice for that man. I grew up
with divorce parents, but your situation is different than mine. It's really
going to come down to who you end up living with, guardian chip wise. You're saying
your parents are divorced. It's who you end up having to live with. There's shared
because there's individual custody,
your parents are probably going to be battling over who gets you,
right, in that sense, or if it's shared.
So I don't really know what I could say, man,
but I'm sorry that you're going through that.
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When you're in a discolored call with your friends, how do you click mute and talk to
chat and switch back, is it a key map?
Yes, it's a keybind.
It's pushed to mute, or toggle mute, a big thank you for the five gift.
It's not going to reach for the sub-titon away for the sub.
Hey, chuncles, that's a Googleable question.
You don't need to spend $5 to send me that.
I'm trying to save you money, man, chunkles.
That is a question for Jackie P.T. or Google, not me.
I think there's some money, so they'll try to do my contact.
But at least read it.
I read it.
He asked me how to mute in Discord.
You got a map of button.
Settings, keybines, push them you pick a fucking button on your keyboard.
Am I tax support?
I feel bad, bro, maybe, maybe, maybe, uh, this is a big, maybe,
really, I guess, or reminds me of this.
Yo, since Brady, like, ran the server for Minecraft, obviously, like,
server-related questions are for Brady in the S&P,
but motherfuckers on the S&P will at Brady and ask him a question about the mod pack.
It will be at Brady. How do you craft this?
Like, he fucking knows that. And then, he'll look it out for them.
Brady, everybody, you gotta tell him to fuck off. I don't know.
You do the same thing to Brady. I pay Brady though, so it's different.
Brady's just my all around go to guy. If I have a question about anything, it's Brady.
That's why it's because Brady gets a dollar a question.
The moment officers stepped on to the property, they were slammed by a suffocating eyewatering stench,
a revolting cloud of decay and
filth built up over years of cramming
more than 200 dogs into a single
hellish house.
You know, is this a fucking AI voice?
Just fucking talk, man.
If this is an AI, stop, stop,
why are you pronouncing the words like that?
If this is it, if this is AI,
just fucking, just commentate,
bro, who owns this channel?
Just fucking say,
after the owner is blah, blah, blah,
just say it.
Then 200 dogs into a single
cloud of decay and filth built up over
built up over years of cramming more than 200 dogs into a single hellish house.
I'm shocked at how quiet it is right now.
Is that not crazy? Two hundred dogs in that house. I can't hear anything.
You know, I kind of feel bad, uh, and not kind of. I feel bad for the, like, what are they going to do with the dogs?
Are they all going to have to get put up for adoption, right? And then they're going to end up going to fucking, uh, what is it called?
Like, they're not the pound. But they go to an adoption center and then they go to, it's like a shelter and then they go somewhere else.
The worst part is when they get over, uh, yeah, shelters, but don't they have to kill dogs?
Yeah, like a kill shelter. That's what I mean.
When there's if they have too many dogs, and they can't house them, they have to get rid of them.
And I hate using that term, but that's what they kill the dogs.
It's not a foster house. Foster house heard humans.
A friend of the suspect tried stalling officers, claimed there's foster homes for dogs.
Well, a lot, they're just not adopted.
It wouldn't have that effectively just be adoption.
Like if there's a foster home for a dog and you're taking in these dogs, you don't own them.
It's like you're just temporarily caring for them until they find a place.
Is that real?
I don't know that.
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uh it's thank you for the sub are of the five gifted j i'll leave it down for the sub neok in a
k of the sub Victorian of the three house your nearest yes i am hungover pig pick even five gifted
ammo for the sub is good no house yours not gonna reach for the sub type to give the sub benefit
of the five uh got me to the sub super inferred for the sub chunkle's thank you for the three and
so i think of the three all i can i mean health issues and not speaking English while something suspicious
happened inside. But what they didn't know, officers already had a search warrant.
Burnt in the heart. I mean, bro, how do you have a web in dead dogs outside of your
fucking house. How do you have one dead dog outside of your house? What did they just die?
You just chuck it out the fucking window? Sure, I'll speak Spanish. They're left out in the same
if you've come like you've got old and come to me.
Can you bring it to me?
Do you know that for me? That's awful. Oh my god, yeah. It's so different with dogs that what's
what's crazy is like, I mean they've used an Asian place this for it, but I know like with horses
dude, that's an entirely different story.
Horses bro, like if you have a horse that breaks its leg and you live in like the country
bro, then by not even take that shit to a vet, I'll just shoot it in that.
I'm just dying in more and more.
I contemplated him, they'll decide for the health of his health.
But if he's not, if he's moved it for all the other states, there's no kids.
Of course.
Then I call him.
I mean, he acquired 200 dogs.
I think you probably have like 10, and then they just started fucking.
and then dogs have letters of like 10 other dogs
if they're tiny dogs sometimes.
So for that, and then...
So over like three years, he just has, you know,
like dogs can multiply pretty quick.
Just saying they're good for them.
And like what for makes a difference in faith?
And non-sendom, non-sendom,
no matter how good for them, that's good.
Okay, I need to close God.
What is the time, I think, of many, many, many, many years ago.
The coming is paid for the local newspaper,
who are for problems with animals,
this is the whole, the whole, the whole.
The whole thing is the same.
The whole thing is the whole, the whole.
She says, I need to find for this,
and she says, no, no coming animal control,
I give it to those who did this, this print animation.
What the fuck?
I show, he's just, you know, he's just like,
what are you saying right now, bro?
Give it to the dog for the best friend animals.
I call him a crow, or something other day.
Let's have a party.
Yeah, that's the thing.
And so animal controls can probably take the dog
He's upset that they're taking the dogs.
That's what's so weird, like, okay, I'm getting more now that it's hoarding because
like he doesn't want them to go, because he likes the dogs, but like, is he not recognizing
that the reason they're dying is because of him, like you have 200 dogs in a two bedroom
house.
He's the neighbor, I don't think he's the neighbor.
I think he's the guy.
He went, how many, why would they be asking a neighbor
how many dogs are in the house?
Well, why don't you go to the camera?
This is his friend.
Oh, so he's just somebody that's been in the house.
And where's the fucking owner?
Why are we talking about a guy?
Tell us, got a fuck off.
Just talking about the fucking house.
They have a, why are we talking about a guy right now?
What's happened?
He's just the friend, what are they dealing?
What are he stalling?
What is he fucking chucking the dogs out the window in the back?
What are they hiding the dogs?
You're not gonna hide two hundred dogs.
Stop the fuckers.
Stalling for what?
You've been lying in the...
You're not gonna be dangerous for real.
Hmm?
Are you not gonna be dangerous for real when you serve?
You're not gonna be...
You know...
I mean...
I know...
I tried, I tried to keep me and she said no more than I have to tell her to kill my clothes.
They're dead in your yard!
Try and try every day, try and make one of them.
I love it that dogs I love are that.
I don't think animal control do animal control killing the dogs that's like a last resort thing,
There's nowhere else that they can go. It's like I don't think they're just going to take the dogs and fucking kill him same day
Search warrant
What's that you're playing really sorry? Yes, we're sorry. We're serving you the search line
see why are they giving us that the friends sorry I'm responding to Jimmy
I'm really sorry yes we're serving you are the search warrant
I feel like they would be able to get a lot of money, but I don't know if I can tell you.
I always tell you, you can keep going to me.
She's just okay.
Will you, will you just type on there to have them from the doorway?
Call this window.
I'm gonna tell you, will you call your friend out from the doorway?
Please don't go inside.
I'm gonna tell you, see, I'm gonna tell you, but I'm not, I'm usually a lot of people here.
Let's put you on.
I feel like they would be able to get a lot of these dogs adopted. Now I know it's 175 dogs
and that's really hard, but I feel like this would be such a big story in the local news
that people would be misrepeasing out, no, Jimmy here.
I feel like people would be more receptive to like adopting them, seeing like the shitty situation
and we're in.
They need shots and stuff?
Oh yeah, that's not that taking a deal.
I told them I'm not telling you this kind of.
But it's just a matter of time.
I'll leave the company.
Let me go.
Who's gonna pay for the shots?
The people who are dumped the dog?
I don't know, does the shelter pay for them?
Yeah, mods.
Just start bent.
No, actually just ban that kid.
Like that was a ban.
Whatever that is, there's just a ban.
Okay.
Like I want to keep it out of sub only.
Feel free to just start thrown out ban hammers.
Left and right, you know.
start getting people like because it's just like then we're just going to constantly be
in sub only if we never get rid of those shatters.
You get it, you get it.
We're going back and sub only, sorry. I tried it. I get, hey, hey, you know, I'm not going to
make a big deal today. We have like a shit stream like four days ago because of
that shit, but it's gonna keep in the subtle, no. Don't spam W subs right now, just lock that
in, let's just keep going.
Getting a lot of things in here, everybody's here.
If I look for a thing, turn them out.
No.
Go.
Go.
Yeah, that house has to smell like fucking shit.
I can't, it should be talking about that. How bad this smell would be.
Regardless of how clean you try to keep it, 175 dogs, bro, you're not, they're never
going outside the poop, you know, like you're not taking each of these dogs out individually
to go take a pass over two hours like they're going to put their piss in everywhere they said that oh my god
it probably reached from the outside I mean the smell inside probably showed they're going to have to put on a mask like I'd be vomiting
he's got a week too
living in that house it's fucking disgusting
all of these.
Yeah, can you stand on it?
Before we open the door.
Yeah, bro, they can't literally, I mean, the amount of, do the dogs are just
flapping out.
Like they're, they're waiting to fucking leave.
Let's get like this.
I'm a delicate, but I don't know.
Oh my god, wait.
I'm sorry.
Uh, no.
Um, a moment though, okay?
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna give you a minute.
I'm just gonna do a few more things.
We have to just pull.
We have to pull.
That's the work.
I think we'll open the door.
We'll just pull the cover on the door and then any dog that comes out is.
I think we'll probably even want to do first and go in.
And there's many others where we can.
We're going to secure a lot of them.
These things in case any of the dogs are aggressive.
I think it's kind of fucked if they had to grab them like that.
I'll just like pick the dog up.
Oh, they don't even know how many dogs are in there yet. Oh, they don't know.
They just know there's a lot of dogs because there's multiple complaints about dead ones.
Damn, how many you think they're thinking it is? If I'm one of these cops, I'm going, he's probably got 20 dogs.
30 dogs. That's what I'm thinking.
50, I'm not thinking 50. I'm thinking of this guy's got some dead dogs in the front of his yard,
and I'm looking at this house, and I hear like five or six of them barking. I'm going,
on this guy's probably got 20 dogs, 20 or 30.
Just like an amount that you could, like, dude,
this guy's so many dogs that he can't walk around
the floors of his house without stepping on them.
Like, the riddling the grounds, like,
they're everywhere.
Roar, hard, de-exit, grubby, but the sun.
I'm gonna leave these daughters
that I'm not gonna read them to the end of the video.
I'll swim it now by and over the sub-game, take it to the five.
I'm sorry that they left you man, but if they left you, I, I think you just need to move on.
You know, remove them on everything, give yourself time to, to move on, focus on yourself hang out with friends and then, you know, it's going to take some time, but yeah, I'm sorry.
There's never really advice outside of moving on, man.
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X11 and burn and high for the sub, uh, core figure of the three, should be an auction here and now, let a,
a big XC and big for the sub, not an XI like for the sub, see you at all, Jamel for the sub, I'm thinking for the five, are locking.
first and then but I know dogs and a lot of them are probably going to run out. So we're just going to mean.
My guess would not even be close to 175. Oh, how old are you? We're going to never even be
guessing over 40. I don't think I've ever seen more than 30 dogs in a place at one time.
That's part of the first time. Come on in. I just we don't know what's in the house.
So they got to know it's a lot, seeing that they got five people from animal control holding like fucking two sticks each.
We don't know it's in the house.
Do animal controls probably such a sad job, but like, I mean, talk about the stories, man.
There's probably going to be times they walk into a house.
just like a bowler constrictor.
Some dude in fucking Nebraska,
just somehow got like an animal,
that like an exotic animal that nobody seen before.
Like a nine foot, just anaconda.
Just like sitting in the fucking couch.
All right, yeah, we're gonna just hold cover.
We'll do announcements.
We'll let dogs come out
and then we'll do our best to just secure as many dogs
as we can or animals that are just inevitably gonna run out of us.
with them and what we need to just hold cover on the door.
We go up there.
You know, I want to quit.
The fuck didn't the brass to do?
Nothing, but it wouldn't be really shocking if you heard that somebody in Miami had an anaconda.
Somebody, if you saw the news, Florida man had a 10 foot snake in his house.
Not really that shocking.
Now you see a guy in rural Nebraska, you'd be like, oh, how did he get that?
First, just in case you'd be able to do it.
What dogs are going to run out?
So at least they can help us secure some out here.
So that's not so chaotic.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
First.
Okay, cool.
So no, like, okay.
Yeah, this door literally looks like it straight out of like rust,
right?
This doesn't, this doesn't even look like a door anymore.
there are it looks like it's just been boarded up like multiple times. It's falling apart and been
reput together. It's aesthetic. That's not an aesthetic. That is a piece is a plywood that
are nailed to that door. Oh my god. I'm not trying to laugh because I know it's sad but
like that is the jump scare of a fucking lifetime. They crack the door open. There's already
eight dogs at the door.
Hold this.
I'll get some of these.
That's not coming down.
Yeah, they're off in the, they're all going to be the same breed.
I'm going to be like, we need to get like backup.
up, but like where, you know, they don't have enough, where you got to get a bus, bro,
the amount of dogs that are in this fucking house. What is animal control doing with
some fuck ass van, you know, in like 10 cages, like that's not probably in bread, your regular
dogs probably in bread. Your bread dogs are usually in bread dogs. In some form, your dogs
ancestry had cousins or sisters sitting not sisters, siblings, you know, do it. Not mine,
no shirliers.
I don't know, the small dogs makes it less concerning.
I would be nervous, oh wait, we're going to hear this guy's guess.
I would be nervous if I walked in and they were like, rot-wilders, like that'd be scary.
Like, on-trained pit bulls, that's what that guy said.
Yeah, big ass bulls, run this scary stuff.
Oh my god.
Well, if you're gonna make it up, run!
Oh my, crap.
Is that his bed?
I'm gonna step on one there.
Okay, bro, they're like sleeping in literally opened cardboard boxes.
Oh, he's a regular hoarder as well.
He just has trash everywhere.
Oh, cuz it stinks.
Oh, cuz it stinks.
Look at that.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, god, are they going to throw up?
See, I knew that shit smelled bad.
But it's got a smell like fucking poop.
And there's like a probably a weird humidity in there.
Oh God.
Man, I don't know, whenever I see these videos, I feel like I'd be fine.
I'm not trying to beat that guy, that's always like, yo, I feel like I could handle that.
But like, I don't know.
I mean, how bad you could get Zampatt as eyes are burning pepper spray.
I feel like I'd walk in there, I'd be like, just when I was like shit.
No, you wouldn't. I don't know.
Could you land a plane? Yeah, I don't get into this conversation.
I could land a puddle jumper. Yeah.
I could land a small rotary plane with guidance.
If the guy's told me what to do.
Big buttons now.
My friend called me drunk the other day and he goes,
he's flying back from, he's flying back from vacation.
He goes, I'm just letting you know him.
And if there's ever a terrorist on the plane, I'm putting up a fight.
And I go, thanks for telling me that, man.
He goes, I'm dying about it.
I go, what do you mean?
He goes, if some guy stands up with like a 3D plate of gun, he goes, I'm dying about it.
And he's drunk, while he's telling me this, I'm like, so what's your plan?
He goes, I'm going to tell him, I'm going to fuck him up.
And I go, he's just going to shoot you.
He goes, well, and I'm dying about it.
Oh, my God. Okay, and I'm like, he's like, how about you?
And I'm like, well, it depends on the situation.
He goes, no, doesn't. I go, you have a fuck it does.
I said, if the guy's too rose away from you,
yeah, you could fucking grab the gun out of his hands,
but if he's fucking, you know, nine aisles down,
you got to run out of him, he's just going to kill you.
He goes, well, yeah.
And he ended up actually slaying my opinion,
because he was like, if the guy's goal is for money, different story.
But if the guy's like, I'm hijacked in this plane, I'm dying either way.
I either got a 5% chance that I knocked his ass to fuck out, or he hijacked the plane
and drives it into a fucking building. And we die anyway. So...
I did it, bro.
Oh no, you guys, we're in the middle of the day.
Then he started getting into conspiracy theories and I, I'm not saying I was panning
into them, but it was like, it was very, what he was talking about, I would have to look
into it.
But it was like, there's, I'm not talking about 9-11 hijacking specifically, but there's
been multiple instances where people have taken over planes using just a box cutter.
He was like, how do they let that happen?
Like, why are they not just fucking killing that guy right there and then?
Like, like, you're telling me you wouldn't just put that, they're sharp.
Yeah, I know, but I'm saying, like, if there's 100 people in this guy's like,
I'm going to hijack the plane, everybody would be like, no, you're not.
You might kill one guy, but we're going to fucking kill you, you know?
I mean, it's never zero, it's never zero.
Oh my god, there's a good year, man.
I just want to make it fast, and I don't want to go slow.
Literally 9-11, no guns, just box cutters.
It's box cutters, switch blades, and like Swiss Army knives.
But that was also pre uh, you got to realize like 9-11, sorry, I know we're watching
a video about dogs right now.
You got to realize 9-11, they had way less restrictions, right?
Like the cabin was it full lock, like it was now, there wasn't TSA, nobody was doing this
stuff.
It's like when you see this guy that's threatening to kill a flight attendant, you're
like, okay, we'll surely he's not insane enough to try and hijack the plane and fly
into a building.
You know, you're just going this guy wants some sort of money out of it or whatever it is.
I tell you, go.
Whether it is.
Whether it is.
Neither.
9-11 was a national tragedy, Joe.
Never said it wasn't.
You take the ammonia's that bad that they have to fucking wear a literal gas mask for like tear gas
That's unbearable.
It was burning my eyes.
But I'm going to go in this way.
Bro's going to have to take nine showers when he gets home.
What's ammonia?
You know the smell of piss?
Ammonia.
Ammonia inhalants.
If you smell ammonia, it's just strong. It burns your eyes.
is it's not pee-basically concentrated ammonia or like dried pests and large amounts
would be way stronger. You know when you see lefters like shake a cop and they go,
that's ammonia. Your body releases it when you're dying so it wakes you the fuck up.
It's smelling salts, it's just a moment.
I'm surprised how little poop there is on the ground.
Also, yeah, I'm now realizing I feel like obviously a lot of these dogs are going to die,
because they're going to be malnourished.
Regardless how much food he gives, then there's going to be ones that never get it.
You know what I mean?
Like if you lay out 10 food bowls and fill them to the brim, there's going to be like 30
dogs that just don't eat.
That is a newborn puppy.
Right there is a new that that dog is probably like two months old
Oh, yeah, he's just a fucking
Lord or bro.
Uncle, oh my God.
Why are we not migrating the dogs out of the house right now to make this whole process
a little bit easier?
We're just wandering through the fucking way of dogs.
I hope it is a car!
And this literally looks like a fucking crack house.
One of the owner, they got the owner, the owner had a walk outside.
It's on.
Oh, Boko.
I don't like that.
Yeah.
No, I don't like that.
Is there a basement?
Yeah, I don't want to be that guy, but there has to be a dead dog somewhere in this house.
That he just fucking didn't keep track of.
Like there's a dead dog somewhere.
It doesn't look like 200 dogs, I mean, you can't really count them because they're just moving around.
It's over 50.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was around 200.
I mean, dude, some of those cardboard boxes had like 20 dogs in them.
And they were just puppies.
Well clear, you know, literally interesting act like, you know, if you're a cop in one of these towns,
I know this sucks and it's sad, but I mean, talk about a fucking never-never-a-boring day.
Yeah, just had a respond, 175 dogs in this house, it's just his task for the day.
Dealing with this.
Never-a-doll moment, standing outside, waiting to know what the fuck to do.
I mean, he's not bored, right? He's just like, how do we handle this?
They brought you to say the one that got away.
Yeah, so the fix vapor rub chat. That's like, yo, you saying it, I'm assuming it smells like icy hot. Like the second you enter the fucking room. It's just like pungent, it's mostly dogs. Oh, they got hazmat suits.
It's.
Once you start coming this way towards, that's a little much.
The front of the house and wrap around toward the front door is, there's a room on
Saturday or Dean Gantt.
Dark, it's funky jazz crowd from the sub-ex代, given the three amputeenio in the
year.
Long after the sub-hole and walls over the sub-cia, and end with the sub-iate, thank you
to the three.
I've been watching for a long time, I give a shout out to you.
Have a good week.
Thank you.
Good luck.
I think of the same gift.
It's polar and fief of the sub.
Kail, thank you to the three names come from scholarly.
or LECF or so to some are taking the five get to Tamberaker for the five get to
definitely for the five get to see even the sub retro and all right for the sub
Jacob and Andre for the sub DXD for the sub grumpy and hard for the sub slumbus
they give it the sub I'll buy no pillin chord budget and one of the sub burn and high for the
sub core uh cowboy take it into three dark for the sub that side there's mainly all
cats in there come in 10 wait there's cats there's a room on that side there's mainly all cats in there
Oh, there was a room with cats, 10, and they're low kids too.
So, I mean, there's just a bunch of stuff stacked up everywhere, and they're on top of it, on things underneath things.
I did not see a cat.
I think so, that could be one more.
There's just stuff all over there.
I want to keep my love for sinners and all left, okay.
So, they're nice and friendly.
They seem to be really nervous to be, right?
Yeah, just sniffing, just kind of jumping up on us.
I don't know.
I don't even need to fall down.
No.
We can.
Like, how many guys go about bringing this?
We start loading and we have something with the trailer.
Oh, there's no way they've encountered this before.
Why are you?
Hey, so how are you guys like, go about doing this?
Fucking, I don't know, man.
Never been in this situation before.
There's no shot they've ever responded to a call similar to this.
I can feel like, this is not a regular day for them.
Those are like, yeah, we got tunnels in our trucks and then we got a horse to
that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, bring out the horse trailer bro. The truck got fit in five
dogs in there. That's more than just a pet issue. That is a help house. The fact that they're living in there.
Yeah, that's.
Okay.
What do they do with the owner of the house?
But he's just sitting there washing.
I mean, you could have told that you could have been able to tell that he was a
hordor when you saw that he has just like shit, literally scrap metal outside of his house.
Animal control began remitted literally fucking I don't know of any country any other country has this but fucking America America
Vive driving past the house and they have a rusted hall of a car
Sitting out in their front yard moving each dog from the home one by one over
175 dogs were found the manager documented the horrific conditions inside with photos
Oh my god, they're gonna have to sort the mother and their children. How are they gonna
fucking figure that out? They're all the same breed. Almost are very similar breeds of
small dogs. They're gonna have to fucking sort the antipen that's impossible you go all the way up
to the front. I got to the front. It's gonna be more than an eight hour day today.
Oh, okay. I'm gonna show you how to walk with the board.
That's where everyone was cancer.
Sorry.
The other one.
I don't turn on any lights or anything.
I just did a quick walk through.
Like, on that corner over here.
Yes.
There's a room.
There's a room where I don't feel like lunch counts.
Yeah, the light bulb.
The day is gone.
It's like, oh, it's like, oh.
Just there.
Oh, my gosh.
That time's like 10.
They're getting louder.
Over 175 animals were rescued from the home.
Miguel Sagao Vargas now faces a staggering 637 charges, including
637 charges.
What? What list of stock animal cruelty, public nuisance, and multiple licensing violations?
Each charge carries potential fines in jail time, making this one of the most extreme animal hoarding cases ever documented in Ogden.
What? What? One of? How many people are hoarding animals in Ogden, Utah?
What? What are you being one of? One of the most extreme hoarding cases?
How many, how many are there in, in odd, didn't you talk? Is this a normal thing?
To didn't augment it.
Right, be surprised.
The comment below. Have you seen anything like what? Have I seen anything like this?
Now, never in my life.
We were able to adopt one of these pops. See, that's what I'm saying.
Dude, it would have probably be on the news.
It took about a month, but I've got a comfortable piece for animals month.
She's happy.
Third, 24, with a Viva attitude. She owns the whole house.
Thankfully, the shelter said the vast majority of the cats and dogs were fostered and adopted.
See, that's what I'm saying.
I feel like, when it, like, as tragic as that is,
that builds like the news up,
and then people are like, oh, I'll stop one.
I don't necessarily have the themes
that are toxic breathing them in on a daily basis
of the health hazard or dog use of kitties.
I don't know how to die, slept in there.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, what do you die from that?
Like, you're just not even inhaling,
do like the part of the air that you're breathing in,
it's just fucking piss every day.
20% of the time sub only. It is recently because I'll take it out of sub only. It is
recently because it's winter break, so I have a huge influx of yours. But yeah, I'll
try to keep it out of sub only. It's just, there's no interactivity. I think you're
kind of ruined stream when I can't reach out. And when it's in sub only, I'm able to
reach out. It's even for the sub. I'm Corbin and Lucky for the sub, Crown Jazz for the
sub, next time I'll take it to the three happens. You knew near that and all came with the
I'm already with that. The 31 done used in the funky for the sub. All right.
Yo, I'm going to go pass real quick and then we're going to hop into the next video.
I'm sorry for the sub. Sorry for interrupting. I'm so proud you're like the only person
I'm able to get, uh, actively able to give me advice. What should I snack on and give me some
shows to watch? What should you snack on? I don't know what the fucking have. Dude, you know
What fucking great snack I've been eating recently?
Hippies.
Y'all, let me put y'all on.
These are fucking fire.
Fire.
As they're not as they're so good.
The Kenyan bar to kill, they have other flavors.
I only eat that flavor.
Good as fuck.
Anyways, those shows you should watch no fucking clue forever in the 7 April 30th of the 5
I can order Uber Eats for Walmart delivery, it's more short from the stuff get those chickpeas
I'll talk to that no idea. I got a piss. Count me down
chat give them a
fucking show recommendations
I might be like a minute everybody out
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I'm taking three inches of loss for you.
See what books would you recommend?
Play those in public.
I would say to start with,
through taking if there's not plenty,
thinking if there's three like the air couple,
cuts into your living up to the three,
aim for the sub dot, check the eighth, third,
the three.
Are you ready to get to a point
where you keep it in a sub only forever
because it's unbearable most of the time,
maybe, easy and forever of the sub?
I would never want to do that,
but I said, and I will stand on it,
that I am not going to lose chat interactive capabilities.
Okay, so if the view count and the chat
ever gets to a point of hellishness to where it is unbearable, it will just stay in
sub-alming on those days. Today might be that day. I don't know, but yeah, it's usually
like gaming days, it can be better. It's like react days. It gets pretty sloppy.
people just spam, and it annoys me, so it kind of ruins the vibe. But yeah, I really don't
want to keep explaining it every time. If I just throw it in sub only, I throw it in sub only.
Like right now, throw it in sub only. I want to do that right now. It's my stream.
So we're going to throw it in sub only. I don't know why you're complaining your sub.
Think of it as 25 giftings, though, gee boy,
think of it as 25 subs.
It's not even to make money.
It's like, I don't, it's not a big deal.
You know, if you want to sub, you could sub,
you don't have to sub.
It's literally just the fact that I need
to be able to talk to my chat.
And I can't talk to my chat when there's
fucking 10K people in the stream and 80% of the chats are horrible.
Ace and Quinn put the sub,
lord and after the sub, two acts and acts on for the sub.
It's not that they have to be fully on part,
it's just stand there.
And it's like, right now, I can read sub,
and it makes sense, and it feels like a good vibe.
and then just look at it now.
Literally the second I took it out just like compare the two chats.
Like it's just like one letter shit,
just stuff that doesn't make sense so I just keep it in sub only.
Collect I think if the five gives it to you now
to the sub the sub more than the risk of the sub G boy
for the 25 get to Z4 speed for the five.
Tharsla, Dexter, Reture the Moon, that saw the Venetian
to mention I'll say I've been here this happy new year.
I'll get to the sub if the sub is black.
I think if the five gives it to the sub.
But yeah.
All right, lock in chats, lock in chats, please, please, please,
Jacob of the sub-drink, take you to the 10 gifteds.
Appreciate the subs, fowler for the sub.
Hey, he's taking me to the three. Why is it in sub only?
What's your chat now?
Now look at chat now.
It's just letters, like I don't know man, like people just type, they just type in
press Enter and it's like, it's not even spam man, it's not even that they're spamming
it, it's just like, it's dog, dog shit chats and a lot of my content is like reading
chat, saying something, reading chat, saying something, watching the video, saying something
and it's like, if that 20% of my content is now filled with slopp and there's nothing
that I could pick a value out of chat that I'm just going to rip it in sub-alming.
So, finally, and Tammy, over the sub-lulu for the sub-rons for the three, rolling for the
sub-ploring of the sub.
When the views go back down in January after break, it'll probably be less sub-alming, but
anytime that there's an influx of viewers and therefore an influx of shit chatter, it's
just going to stay in sub-alming.
Laws in talk are of the sub-trashable in the sub-trashable in the sub-alming of the sub.
What's lock-in, though?
I don't want to have, I have to have the stock every single fucking day, and it's becoming
painstakingly annoying. So let's lock in.
Trash and eat for the sub, a meal for the sub.
OJ, the sub, serve for the threat.
Do you see our profile pictures when we don't know?
No, why?
Yours is of an anime person.
Lock in.
Refer to the sub.
Lock in.
Type locked in.
Thoughts on the ending of Stranger Things.
Never watched a single episode of Stranger Things.
Lockin'
Lockin'
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This is next-
I didn't even read the title of the video. Lockin'
Jesus Christ.
Note, not email only, then I can't talk to chat at all, so I don't put it in email only.
The ace for the five. What are we doing?
All right.
Jesus, man.
I've said this too. I've said this too. If it gets to a point where chat's so I made
a joke, but I'm dead ass. If it gets to a point where like when I have these influx
of viewers that chat becomes so unbearable, I will just sit and stare up the screen for
five minutes until enough people leave. That is good again. I'm not, I love the vibe
of chat when it's it do there's so many good I love a good chat day you know and I will do anything to keep that
so if I have at some point if I would really just have to go for five minutes until the people with low attention spans leave
then it's so be it you know like
and then it's like you know and you're gonna do that every hour you know it happens whatever
No joke to do that.
Well, I don't know.
It's like, it's not that I'm upset.
Like, I love being able to entertain more people.
It's just, I want to be able to do that
and keep the vibe of chat that stays with lower viewers.
Right?
Like, a 5K viewer chat is peak chat.
I will say that.
Right now we're out of 11K.
I'm not upset about that, but that's why it's sub-only.
Cause when it's an 11K view day in sub-only,
it has the vibe of a 5K chat.
5K chat, I could keep it in non-sub-only.
You know, like, that's the, that's what it is.
So we're gonna keep that, you know?
And if it's sub only, I'm sorry,
you know, you can't participate, but it's like,
that sounds good to be.
7K's peak, I didn't, you know, it's subjective.
I just think, like, I think like 5K,
a 5K viewer chat is basically what sub only is right now.
Trans in bribe for the subdominator for the threat.
Her, do you want it to good chat?
Don't worry, I'm here now.
Oh, God, dominators here.
Handled in ice for the sub, revacked,
and you all over the sub, ace, take it to the five.
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Finding them barfbox you hit find people.
24 hours in the most obese city in America, the ending shock today.
We've watched a video previously about the most obese city in America, but really
senat has the best documentaries on YouTube, saying that right now, best documentaries on YouTube.
I think I'll go a lot in depth and that was also years ago, so it's probably gotten worse.
Hey, Ellen, the most obesity in the world here, you're the one in every two people.
Okay, I gotta say it's like every time somebody does one of these like most obese blanks,
most obese state, most obese city, the intro is then literally just walking around a Walmart
filming fat people. Like that is, that is, that is the video. Like the start of everyone is like
literally is them walking around being like,
oh, look out of bees, everybody is.
I'm like, oh god, so bees.
And most of the rest live above a healthy way.
The people we see outside are facing serious health problems
and a high risk.
Nobody actually is like shocking that other countries
just don't like, I'm so used to this, right?
And I live in a lesser of these state, which is New Jersey.
But even then, it's so normal to walk around
and see people that are four or five hundred pounds
like in public. In Europe, like that's not normal, like, or like in Asia, like if you're
in Europe, or Asia, like you're just walking around a regular city, even any, any continent,
really, any country outside of the United States. It's like you walk around, like you
might see like people that are obese or like, you know, a little heavier, but it's like
dude, it's like one out of every two people you see in the United States are like more
early death every day as I drive my past long-fested place up to it.
That's not true, not every country, but most country, the US has the highest obesity rate, I'm pretty sure.
What countries have the highest obesity rates?
American Samoa actually. Oh, yeah, island nations, but they also have like nobody that lives there.
like two-hulu, for like 10,000 people would have been fucking two-hulu.
In high population countries, Saudi Arabia, US, Chile, Qatar, and they're all around
43 percent.
I was wrong, admittedly.
But even then, I'm seeing most countries don't have obese in the United States, like ours.
They have a little map of it here.
This is a percentage of who's obese.
Like the, the redder it is, the more, the yellow, yellow is the highest.
Purple's low.
So all of Asia's not really obese at all.
Outside of what country is that, what country is that right here?
Is that, this is Indonesia.
This is the Philippines.
What is this?
I know Singapore is right there.
That's Malaysia.
But still, look at that graph dude, holy fuck.
What's so Egypt is also a very obese?
I don't know man, when it's like 50% of the population,
that's absurd.
Now they're 10 into a mince.
This isn't urban planning, this is fast with corridor.
This city is designed to fat and people
until they are so heavy that they can't leave their beds.
Bro, to put it in perspective when I did that dog dog challenge video where you drive the fast food places
We literally drove 10 feet to every next stop
There and that was an Austin bro. I know that's a big city, but in Texas any Texas or Southern states
Man, hey, we're doing the dog dog challenge every fast food place that we drive by we have to go to
All right, let's pull into the next place. It's in the same parking lot
All right, let's pull into the next place. It's across the street
All right, let's pull into the next place. It's across the street. If we never drove
anywhere, it was it within one block, was ten fast food places.
I was waiting over 765, my current weight is unknown. I have my walk out of my room
outside you. People in the town were fast food is often it's three times a day, and
the train isn't slowing down. That's absurd! Who's eating that? Like that's
That's disgusting, man.
I know that just like there's probably a heart attack
rail or whatever it's called, and people have actually died at this place.
This isn't even appetizing.
Locals here have a strong appetite, but keep frying oily.
That's way too wet.
Oh, yuck.
Eat fried oily, creamy dishes.
They eat almost three times more than their body needs, every day.
Two-tell tips with 150 calories, and this is just one meal.
It's very common.
Many people drink hundreds of liters of coke a year, instead of water, as demand is so high.
Coca-Cola operates a massive distribution.
That's a problem Mexico has, even more than the United States, I think.
She's in her hair.
We've been out here for 20 minutes, and I haven't seen a single drug.
This is exactly what it looks like, but you just literally, it's like spots, spots, spots, spot,
taco place, chicken place, burger, king McDonald's.
Person walking, jogging, or biking.
Sidewalks, prawns, and bike homes, hardly exist.
Walking in the mental island is impossible, there's no shape, and there's a sinkway.
You know, honestly, bro, I think part of the problem is that cities are formatted in such a way that everything requires driving.
Like, if people were just kind of getting off their fucking ass and walk somewhere,
I feel like most people would be more in shape.
Like, anywhere, because everybody owns a car.
It's a cross.
Because if you're just out of walk, you know, if you're walking 10K steps a day, you
might be fatter, but you're not going to be like morbidly of ease.
We're visiting a mall to observe the people who live in the city.
There's another brunch place.
Wow.
There's another restaurant.
It's like a fast food trap.
Yeah, alright.
Tell the cameraman to stop zoom in and on.
This is just, yeah.
I mean, you see what I, I, I like it.
I know they're, it's like to document it, but it's like literally, you can do
that in any city.
You could go any city in zoom in on fat people.
People like it's not all around the world, but I've never seen this book. It's Loki rude. I mean, I agree. Like I'm not gonna crash out about it
I'm not gonna be sitting here like the defender right? But it's like for you just like you're just filming people that are fat like that's
Right at the entrance of tomorrow. There are moderate scooters as he's all my god
I that's a take that I have and I understand it's a combination, but it's like mobility scooters
should first and foremost be with people that have mobility issues that are like
genetic or they're missing a leg or they have like arthritis issues and stuff
like that when you have mobility scooters that are strictly for people that are
overweight yeah or like a disability but I and I understand like being obese
counts as that but I'm saying it it mode and I'm not I'm not gonna sit here and
be like oh you started not a lot of these mobility scooters if you need a
ability scooter you need a mobility scooter. But I think the idea of having these so
readily available for the sole purpose of people that are overweight is enforcing
the fact that that's okay to let yourself go in that way. And I'm never going to be,
I think some people see me talk, I've done so many videos about like health stuff and
like obesity's and people always be like, oh, you're being fat-phobic. I'm not being
fat-phobic. I'm never going to judge somebody that's overweight, Edward. I'm not going to,
you know sit there and be like oh you're fucking fat bro like oh and act like that's a problem.
It's more so you're gonna die young man like that's not good for your health
and I could say the same thing about the fact that I fucking smoke joints you know I like
or I get high all the time like that's my own health problem but that's how it should be treated.
Do you see some of them have like you're letting yourself get to the point where you're gonna get you know
fucking build up in your arteries and die when you're 30.
Already been taken, it's early in the morning, these are for people who don't want to walk.
Locals level of inactivity has reached a point where even walking through a store feels exhausting.
And this is the case, all across McAlm.
Yeah, it's a naveling, and then in the entrance, it's in modernized strutters for people who don't want to walk.
Obesity is everywhere we pass through a huge waste, like that's on real rouse.
Bones, sagging skin, thighs rubbing against each other, seeing someone who then a healthy weight is almost an exception.
Who stops you being on their ass?
What are we people are walking slow struggling to carry their own weight.
McAllon is the most obese city.
What is that?
I think it's because we have a lot of good food here.
A lot of greasy foods.
McAllon is a small low income Texas city.
I will say when I was in Texas,
bro, everything's fucking high dense calorie food.
Like every everywhere I was,
same thing with Georgia, bro.
I think it's just the South.
Every place in the South,
bro, it's like 90% of the options are on healthiest fuck.
Half the shit's fried.
The Mexican border with over 500 fast food establishments
for a population of 150,000.
The fast food density here is nearly six times the US average.
Even traditional dishes have also been turned into high calorie meals.
Loaded with cheese and fried.
Yeah, I never understand one of my other fucker orders
that shit, bro.
That looks disgusting, you may.
What's the value of good to you guys?
Some fucking liquid nacho cheese like when we did that dog dog challenge bro
We were at Taco Bell somebody ordered Frank's fries. I think it looks fucking gross
Let me actually look at the picture that Frank's fries Taco Bell
They're so gross like some wet cheese
And it looks worse than this dude. This is like a good image
So just realize that it's good. It would be worth this looks this looks gross does it not if you think this looks good
That's a problem
I don't even say it subjectively, bro, like, whatever weird flop, I'd eat that, I would
demolish that chat.
That works, it would be wet, wet, wet.
That's not good, that doesn't look good.
This is what it works like.
Wait, this is like a real image of Frank's fries from Taco Bell, just stopping.
You can't even see the fries.
Coverting Goop.
Fuckin' just straight up, give you diarrhea.
Boted with cheese and fried ingredients.
Brandon is a dietitian in Maccallon.
What is the most common problem
for your patients to have?
Knowing how many calories are in the food you're eating
and knowing portion sizes?
America is known for its oversized portions.
All in Mexico, wasting food is considered inappropriate.
Maccallon, located on the border between these two countries,
is influenced by both cultures.
People try to finish huge portions,
even when they are already full.
There are people here who eat over like 10,000 calories a day.
10,000 a day?
How?
How?
That's not possible, bro.
A day easily broke out with the UV Struggling.
I mean tops.
I think the most calories ever eaten in a day
is probably like six.
Six thousand, six thousand, five hundred.
There's no way.
I think the app, but you gotta remember, bro,
like the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
the more you gotta eat the main thing that.
Like people that are like, if you're pushing like 350's,
if you're 400 pounds, you're eating 8,000 dollars a bag.
Like you're eating like above six guys.
Sure.
Alongside these cultural habits, obesity here is also driven
by urban planning that I eat 4,000 five a day on a ball.
That's what I'm saying, we're on a ball coming at 4K.
445 on this.
Discourages movement.
This city is built for cars.
Most parts are not located in the city center.
If you leave your house long,
It takes about two hours to reach the, like, car.
It still takes around 20 minutes.
I think the average is the most people
spent less than 20 minutes a day exercising.
So very high amounts of food, very low.
I don't think it's the exercise man.
The amount of people that don't exercise
in our in great, like, shape, not great, shape,
like, athletically.
They always say it's exercise.
Exercise plays a portion,
but you don't really burn that many calories exercising.
That would offset that.
Like if you're 450 pounds and you work out for an hour a day,
that's not offsetting the fact that you're eating 6,000 calories.
Like if I go to the gym, I'm burning like 500 calories.
Like that's not a, that's not changing.
It's a, it's a helping thing.
Right? And for somebody that is in shape,
it gives you that extra snack for the day.
So you still maintain the same amount of weight.
But it's like the reason that there are these is the food
that they're eating. It's the diet.
It's 100% the diet.
I have nothing to do with working out.
Well, I'm just going to put exercise.
How many steps on that?
When I swim, I burn 1200.
Yeah, you're also probably doing crazy ass swimming practice.
Running fucking butterflies for your high school, bro.
You're so you're burning crazy calories.
Way different.
I wish they would take it.
I don't remember.
I tried to walk them all out.
A mile is only 2,000 steps.
Far below the 10,000 recommended for healthy adult.
But that goal is hard to reach for most.
I'm not walking out of my steps.
I have a friend that has a tracker that light is like a fit bed or some shit that tracks
how many steps he takes and hold me on discord he is a wireless headset at night and you
hear him walking around he is never treadmill. He is walking around and he is like he is
like holding up on me to get my steps in. So he just starts pacing his room. I'm pretty like an hour
Because he doesn't want to go outside because the winter is so it's just like walking in a circle
for like, I do that bro, I walk like why, just go outside.
No fun.
Yeah, there are parts.
It's hard to find.
No, no, I respect the grind, but it's like, bro, it's an efficient way out.
Just don't want to be outside.
With year-round heat and humidity near 90 degrees Fahrenheit, outdoor exercises, even harder.
Being active usually means paying for a gym in the fast food city adds a tack your subconscious and every corner
Warfoot or fun
This restaurant is directly targeting parents
Sumbress around the promotion is like kids eat free
Kids eat free actually ensures that bad guys are having to build up early in life and stick forever
Today in the United States
Go out of 10 children are overweight and half of these children are expected to become obese by the age of 35
One of the main reasons for this is that that sells form during childhood or permanent, even if weight is lost.
These cells do not disappear and continue to send hunger signals to the brain.
I don't want to throw a little bit of it, but the skills need.
What?
He's saying even if you lose the weight that your hunger is still going to stay,
I feel like that's more like a habit-based thing.
You're not always, if you're fat when you're a kid, you're not always going to be fat.
But you're more likely to be like kids that are obese always usually say like the most most of the people that you know in your life
That are overweight or if you're overweight yourself you're probably overweight when you're a kid
6th year later in this documentary
We're also going to see the harsh reality of being
750 pounds from one of the heaviest people in the world
I would eat
I'm not sure about what you always do to go like this, right?
Yeah, we're just like that.
And this one.
To understand why obesity is all around the city, I'll spend a day eating on
a typical local dozen in McHalf.
I started a day with a 390 calorie coffee before breakfast.
This is just a quick, wake me and drink for this week.
I'm in a coffee, bro.
I'm not in a coffee.
If it's, if it's viscous and thick, it's not a coffee, bro.
Our coffee is like coming in like a little cup or if it's a to go cup, it's smaller than that and it's just ice
coffee
Fucking milk
Maybe that's it
Two people
Two pumps and sir these are shit 50 grams of sugar or 15 grams of fat start the day off
There's a dessert or a coffee coffee and what happened to a monster in a cigarette portion side
That's my breakfast.
That's my breakfast.
Is this a life portion?
Not two of life.
It's 9.30.
Time for breakfast.
Locals are buzzing around this place.
Waiting in line for a table inside.
The better it's just a fucking cracker, barrel.
Fuck that place!
me the moment I walk in a lot of different options you want to kind of get fed.
Is this a cracker barrel? What place is this? It doesn't look like a cracker barrel.
So, I'm here with a window. I'll tell you how a lot of way to go. Which one is the most?
Is this like a new cracker barrel? Oh, yo, they did it. They do a rebrand to try and make it
not look like some shit out of the fucking 1700s. Or they just have a dude. It's like random
images of just old people just like holding a pitch for.
Some shit, just in the photo.
Local way to go.
Everyone loves our big chocolate pancakes with butter and syrup.
You have the best stuff filming this guy.
I think he's not.
We're going to have him here.
It's scrambled eggs.
We have American cheese.
Bacon, two chocolate chips, pancakes with butter and butter on each of these which add.
That shit looks so good though, doesn't it?
Oh my God.
That's too much butter though, that shit does look so good, a little powdered sugar,
you know, well done.
Thanks with butter, butter on each of these which adds, whatever that is, what does
that cheese go with put on as extra calories, really sugared it, it's good, it's not a breakfast.
I'm going to calories veggies in total, 1,200, 1,200, 1,200 calories.
You still got this Argentinian breakfast place that made these like a dulce de leche pancakes
And it would be like pant, it would be three pant cakes and it would be smeared in the middle out eat the stack this background
I was like 12 out eat the stack my heart would hurt
I was told here's all the I remember I'd eat all of it and then I would like I would have fall asleep in the car on the way
It's like it was like a sugar crash, bro
And it was I was so excited though
I remember being like this is gonna be awesome and then I would feel like shit. They're asking the day. I mean total
We're here to pay. There are a lot of snacks that you can buy here.
We just ate. Why will we need these junk foods? It's been only two I mean you got to hit up a gift shop
hours and in Maccallon breakfast is often followed by dessert our next dog is a bakery
There are no calorie comes no calorie counts. Cream filled buns, glazed donuts, sprinkled cookies all lined up for people to choose for a
Single cookie like this can have 500 calories and most people don't stop at one. What is that say is very good if someone needs three
That's around 1500 calories
Almost a hundred grams of sugar full days worth of energy when consuming something sugary like this
Blood sugar. Yeah, those cookies are fucking gross ones like that
We're they're like hard and it's like that clearly just so much food die
Your spice and the body releases insulin horn. Oh, God. I hate those bring it down
Local usually it's a concha. I don't like that enjoy their pastry with the coffee any hard cookie
Any oh, I like just if it's a hard sugar cookie
Stepped into the coffee shop next door. It has eight Oreos, four scoops of ice cream, whipped cream, chocolate
soft, and four shots of espresso. Do people use four shots of espresso and four scoops of ice cream?
I actually feel like I would shit my pants after I fucking drank that.
The order this? Yes. Four shots of espresso. That's gotta be like 300 milligrams of caffeine.
We have a big coffee. I'm holding half of what most people should consume in an entire day.
This is around 920 calories.
This drink has as much sugar.
135 grams sugar.
But he's probably half like 300 grams.
This is how people just get diabetes, Ralph.
33 sugar cubes.
Eating like this frequently doesn't just cause visible weight gain,
but it also leads to visceral fat.
This hidden fat surrounds vital organs,
posing a risk of deadly diseases.
Because I started the day with very sugary meals,
my insulin spiked and then crashed,
causing my energy to drop,
and making me hungry again within an hour.
We're ordering what the locals are having once more.
Can I have whatever the customer or friend of your order?
He's order number three, a large coke, regular fries, and a triple patty burger with three slices of cheese.
Do you want that?
Yes, please.
That was...
Why did it fucking say like that? Was that somebody translating us?
Fast.
At any time of the day.
Fast.
Yeah, I hate when I pull up to a fucking fast food window now and they're always like,
are you using the app?
Are you using the app?
Yo, fuck you.
Fuck no.
No.
No.
I want to cut them off. No. I'm not using the fucking app. Why would I order with the app?
Oh, he has its crown here. There are eight cars ahead of us.
Six of light.
Everything is AI now.
Brought haypack shit, too. You pulled to a fast food place and AI person speaks to you.
And you think it's real and you're like, okay, yeah, I'll have this.
And then some dude. And it'll be like, hello, sir. How can I help you?
Yeah, could I get in it goes, hey, man. What do you want?
Hey, welcome to the Donald's. Where can I get you?
I'm like, oh, I thought I was just talking to an AI woman now, I'm talking to a 30-year-old man.
The woman is for us to get our meal, and it's very excessive of this entire meeting,
is equal to 2,250 calories.
It's up to common cost.
100 grams of fat is absurd.
Well, there is people who have like a burger without fries.
Oh, without a coke.
We're heading into the supermarkets in town.
Before cooking dinner like a local, we came here to get some ingredients.
The products on the shelves are another reason people in the calendar are getting fat.
when you're picking snacks in a muscle program to go for chips.
Eating a big bag of chips every day adds about.
Why do they have so many fucking cheetos?
I've never seen that. Dude, this is an entire wall of cheetos.
Holy fuck, pointing out crunchy.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to take that regular cheetos fucking suck.
Baked cheetos are the move.
They're healthier, still bad for you.
But they taste better.
I can chips every day.
They're crunchy or too.
It's like a good crunch, you're not like a fried crunch.
That's about 30-pop-he-one.
He 3000 extra calorie a month, equal to 9 pounds of body fat.
Those are pretty small bags, so maybe at one time people have one or two throughout
the day.
Many can act back, bro.
You know, whenever you get one of these, they're just throwing some chug fucking
pecks in there, every time, just some leftover shit.
This is honestly pretty good box, that's spicy cheese box.
You can't really do wrong with anything on these.
Regular pe- honestly, this is probably a god pack.
This is the god party back spicy nachos spicy spicy cheese hot fries
Flaming hot Vietnamese
Yo, be at once the wreck see that's what I'm talking about you know that regular packed row ain't nobody touching up on those lays
Did you see they changed the ways
Ways new logo or their new bag
They changed their bag to make it look better, but let me tell you right now. It's a fucking con because their chips still suck ass
They make them not look disgusting.
Made with real potatoes.
Oh really, really, real potatoes.
Oh, I didn't know, what was I eating before?
What the fuck, real potatoes.
Oh, really?
It's a fucking glass.
You know, these like, this is how they actually look.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
Don't they make these look more like kettle cups?
Those look, that is not how ways potato chips look.
Why is potato chips look thin, greasy, and fucking flat?
Oh, that's how they look.
That's what they actually look like.
They made them look different.
Same shape, same shape, same stuff.
They just made it look better.
Trying to sell more bags.
Time people have one or two.
Two ways are you getting none.
Ever, because ladies potato chips suck.
No, but that's what I'm talking about, bro.
You get this pack, I'm eating the free dose,
both the read-os, maybe the cheat-os, ruffles.
Ruffles are last resort tech.
The way he's aren't even getting touched.
Those are women at the bottom of the fucking box.
At the day, many consume foods
that are high in energy.
Yo!
Another kid's piercies just reminded me.
They don't wear, yo.
Anybody remember pretzel, M&Ms?
What the fuck happened to those?
They fucking got rid of them.
Oh, they still sell them.
Where?
No where?
They don't fucking sell anymore.
It's impossible to fucking find them.
Best Eminem's day high.
Pratzel Eminem's.
It's a Pratzel and it's an Eminem.
Same time, you can eat him at the same time,
you can separate him, chew him at the same time.
They don't sell anymore.
You know what they sell?
There's fucking caramel ones.
Who the fuck eats a caramel Eminem?
Who's that are crying?
They know one.
Eugene, zero, when you trush,
these are called empty calories.
You want serving?
On the right, bro.
Some maybe at one.
Today, we're going to use Z-Foo-G.
They got him right there.
They got him right there.
Caramel.
Caramel peanut butter.
Mini.
Nobody's buying those.
Regular.
Mini consumed foods that are high in energy.
That's an NPC pick for regular M&Ns.
A zero in nutrition.
These are called empty calories.
You know, one serving is 12 ounces.
Thirty nine grams of added sugar.
There's a lot of sugar, there's a lot of calories.
And it's very easy to drink.
Yeah, it doesn't help that a two liter of Coke is like a dollar and so it's kind of irresistible in terms of pricing
fruit juices you buy are actually nothing more than flavored sugar water
I don't think this has anything to do with
actual frizz they are all lacking real vitamins and minerals
Some synthetic guys that are used in the textile industry are also found in foods as colorants
However fresh food investors aren't easily accessible here
$16 for this
eating health is because it's pre-cut,
bro, and organized.
That's it's always marksman's event.
You get a whole ass water now
for like five bucks.
You want to get pre-cut water now, and it's 12.
So it'll be the six.
And it's for like a third of a water now.
In the city, we're a full triple meat burger meal
cost only less than $12.
Now when choosing to just get $16 on three,
the gallon residents earn about 30% less than the US average.
So eating healthy is often out of reach.
It takes real-wheel power to resist fast food
cheaper, easier, and tastier.
Prolocalist.
It's tinting to pick up a quick low-cost dinner, like this corn-coated sausage after
work.
It looks...
You know the state fair dogs air-fried, though?
Oh, oh, oh.
Fire.
Yeah, no, I get it from like a parenting perspective.
You needing to make a quick dinner.
But I mean, that's why you got a meal prep for your kids, bro.
I used to eat, like, chicken.
There's like better, better, pre-prepared stuff, too.
You're gonna like chicken patties and stuff that are better for you.
Premium with labels like new by-products and real honey.
However, the turkey is mechanically separated,
which is a cheap paste-like meat.
And most of the sweetness comes from corn syrup, not real honey.
These are not actual fruits.
I can't believe kids eat these.
Yeah, I gotta get the luncheley.
Gotta get the luncheley, zero sugar prime.
Nine white tomings and minnowes.
These are not the best ways to get these.
lower cholesterol. The label says it supports heart health,
inside a heart-shaped icon, but the product actually increases the risk of heart disease.
With colorful packaging, these ultra-processed cereals are heavily marketed to children.
Look at these foam plates. They put them here, but this meal...
Yeah, really is bad, due to cereal and general's fucking terrible for you.
Like, all these are horrible for you.
Whether any tricks, due to tricks, cocoa, pables,
I see the ship of our school every day, due to children.
Look at these foam plates, they put a meal here, but this meal is unhealthy, hamburger, and french fries.
This should only be the first food that comes to your mind.
These images do nothing but normalize unhealthy eating.
No added sugar? This is real? I don't care. I don't believe that.
We bought what locals bought.
And now we're making a typical Macallon dinner.
Nick, can you prepare us a classic, I mean?
Nick, did you eat a vomiting?
I absolutely can't.
At this point.
How far ship did you have money will take this I think first we make some fried chicken all American food has lots of fat and lots of salt
Yeah, but I feel like the majority of people that are cooking at home aren't making fried chicken or making something
It's like easy
What's like an easy on a healthy thing like tacos brown beef tacos high fat not like 99% lean beef
They're getting like an 80-20
Pack it around, pack it around, be some rice.
When you go in with burgers, chow oil.
Canola oil contains toxic oil and pound that can be harmful when consumed in large amounts.
While waiting for it to heat up, we are making a big indulgent milkshake.
It gets six coups of ice cream in total to boost the flavor.
Five cookies going. Each worth 65 calories.
It's filling up.
He adds heavy cream for extra softness and richness.
Each one of these spoonfuls is 50 calories.
10 spoons means exactly 500 calories. That's how easily it is.
You know, that's how you make a milkshake with heavy cream.
I thought you make a milkshake by just adding milk and ice cream.
Like when I make a milkshake at a, I mean, I've made a milkshake in years.
But the last time I made myself a milkshake, I just put ice cream in milk and blended it.
So, 10. How's that?
Isn't that what it is?
I would say we have 2,250 hours in the shake-able.
Now it's time to give it a go.
He's pouring out the mix with cream as extra calories, V-1, it's called Marishino
Cherries.
I'm telling you right now, I could eat an entire gallon jug of Marishino Cherries and
not batten eye.
I feel like that is like number one, number one fucking ice cream topping.
V-1, the chicken soaked up the oil like a sponge while frying.
the mac and cheese Nick prepared earlier is also done.
I mean, this isn't, this isn't a classic
American fucking dinner.
Like, I appreciate you getting next to Giovanni here,
but this is not like what a regular person's eating
for dinner, bro.
Fried chicken, mac and cheese franchise and milkshake
in a big gulp, like that's like that's that.
If you, if that's what your regular dinner,
what's like that's absurd.
Fried chicken, some mac and cheese, some french fries,
milkshake and it's exaggerated, bro. They got some vegetables in there and shit.
This 7,000 calorie dinner is loaded with fat and has way more carbs than anyone should eat in a day.
Can you ever guess in how many grams of sugars in this? Almost 120.
So 110 grams.
In the laundry.
It feels good now, but my body will definitely regret it later.
All right, guys. I think I'm not going to be able to finish it. I'm half-fade there.
Before calculating my total calorie intake today, we're here to see what life looks like years later, for someone who eats like this every single day.
We're about to meet an obese individual who has become trapped in his own body.
Hello, can I come in?
Oh, straight in the back.
Alright.
To protect him, we blurred his face and fully concealed his identity,
even though we voluntarily shared his story during the film.
He is at least 600 pounds above his ideal body weight and now lives his life entirely in his bed because 600 pounds above
his extreme weight.
In my current weight is unknown last time I was weighed at 7.45.
What about your height?
I'm 5 a.m.
Why do you have an oxygen machine?
You know, you can, it was a break, it can equal to the most worst tragedy.
He ended up in a homeless shelter while struggling with a life-threatening disease.
I picked up a bad habit or drug habit.
Do they?
But like, how do you survive?
You can't work, you know, so like, how do they make money to fucking live?
Like, yeah, maybe you're on disability, but that's not enough to cover like an apartment
and shit.
Like, you have, when people are this big, they're being, they have to be supported by other
people.
It's not just disability, chaps, chaps, you're not, if you're just getting disability
checks you're not going to be able to keep you can even get out of bed. You have somebody
enabling it. And that's what I say every time when we watch like those my 600 pound
compilations like I'm not mad at him and you know I understand their struggles and stuff.
It's more so just like he's staying this way because whoever that fucking woman that
opened the door for him was is the problem. You know and I understand she's nice because
she's helping him but like you're also getting him water burner.
Fucking give him regular fucking food and I was under the influence for over a year
Santa that can create strong food trainings after he quit his brain was still seeking to open me and food became this cannabis
Like weed substitute this evening. I mean, I get a high every day
is not even filling the hole up on the table with the truth.
Show, I don't need it.
He got to the point that he couldn't even get through his bedroom's door.
How many calories?
I don't think we need the problem.
I mean, do there's an equal number?
I think like the majority of Instagram body builders that you see get high and work out.
And I'm not advising that, but like, this is just like through the conversations that I've had with these guys.
They're all so stanners when they ball can shit.
They're just like, it's not the weed.
that's the problem. We is a good for you, but I don't think we
make people more of liabilities. He does give you the monchies, but that's the
monchies is different from a consistent eating of food that results in gaining
500 pounds. For they, yes. Like 10,000 calories. I will eat three-lit
chickens, a big macarmo cookies, 20 piece nuggets with the
So large fries, after I ate all that.
That's one sitting, three Mexicans, a burger, a burger, meal cookies, 20 nugs, and another fry.
Food, there were three meals that you could at the hotel every day.
Haven't you felt any like fullness in your stomach?
I would eat them, I would get full, my mom would tell me who was good and could go.
In nine months, he found himself bedbound, unable to stand up.
Okay 200 pounds that year on the bed 200 pounds that year a pound of fat is 3500 calories
So in access 200 times 3500 that year he had 700,000
access calories
That he wasn't burning off
Which is what per day?
A thousand, not 117 per day?
No, that doesn't make sense.
Yeah?
That doesn't seem like that much.
You have 2,000 excess calories per day.
You would gain 200 pounds in a year.
200, yeah, I'll 1,000, not 1,000, something excess.
That doesn't sound like that much.
That seems off.
Am I doing it wrong?
I don't know.
200 pounds per year.
On the beat.
That'd be like 5,000 calories a day.
Yeah, it'd be like 5k.
5k day.
Who did addiction?
No, no, no, it would be 5k day.
It would be 5k day.
You had the metabolism and burned what you burned now.
The heavier you get, the more you need to eat.
So he's still eating at the start,
say he weighed like 250 pounds at the start.
He might be eating like 6k a day.
And then halfway through the year, it would be like 9k a day.
Because the heavier you are, the more you're burned.
So severe.
That he was manipulating the abs.
Just to eat when he couldn't afford it.
I got obsessed with getting free food.
I will call customer service,
lie to them, and tell them,
to try to dream.
Oh, it's like this sticky brown stuff
on my bag, and I don't want to touch it.
So they'll have another person
to read the liver the same thing meal again
or they'll get me my money again.
And I'll go to a different restaurant.
What is the first thing that you think
when you wake up in the morning?
What am I gonna eat this morning?
Do I have to?
Is that not just for all, though?
Half of my chat does that I guarantee it.
The amount of people that fucking pull that maneuver,
I mean, it's Jewish bad shit, but I know people do it.
A lot of the time where chatter is to it,
it's like, or the way my chat, I would assume,
does it, like, say you order $30 to Uber eats,
though they'll say that like two of the items didn't show up,
and then they get a refund of like 15 bucks.
I never do that, I'm not saying you specifically do,
but I know chatter is do, bro.
That's like a problem that Uber eats has.
Is that like, people refund shit?
the cookie scheme. What is the cookie scheme? See, this motherfucker. He's one of the people.
The cookie scheme Uber eats. Now I got a Google this.
On type of fraud, where individuals create fake accounts to exploit the system,
acting both as a customer and a carrier to generate fake orders, claim rewards, and steal funds.
The doctor's appointment today, I can take my medicine on camera, let's do that in some
lot of medications and I literally only have weight on my bones, my health is A1.
He has to take all the medications in this bag every single day.
You have a dude all of the medications in that bag are because he's the way he is.
That's one of the, that's part of the problem with like the American marketing industry.
That all these medical companies want you to be more of a Leo B's because they market
you medicines that lower blood pressure and help you with all these other problems that
you have.
But the reason you have the problems isn't because of genetics, it's because you're overweight.
And so people are spending more and more money.
It's a money funneling system.
If you're overweight, you're going to have health problems.
Those health problems require you to buy medicine.
So you don't have a fucking heart attack.
But the reason you need that medicine isn't because you just need the medicine.
you need that medicine because you're overweight.
But then when you take that medicine out
cause there's another problem which requires another medicine
that you need to take.
So it's like a chain of events where you're,
instead of, you know, one problem,
like the problem that you need affects is your weight.
But the solution that you have in your mind
is this medicine which causes another problem,
so you're just constantly spending more and more money.
They're paying under my beard, that I wash it.
You know, day we clean whatever I use it.
My sleep and schedule is, let's say I want to be
I'm not going to wake up to six o'clock in the mix, you're always laying in the bed, so you don't know when your body is sleeping and when is not.
Do you want to take it, right?
I'm okay, so whenever you're going to do it, I have a high confidence level.
I can talk about things without being shamed.
My nutritionist has me on a regimen.
After losing 90 pounds with his diet plan, he's recently been able to walk a few meters with a walker.
He's strained himself so hard just to get out of bed that his gums blood
He knows and she sighs more I'm walking now I can take steps
I'm doing physical therapy his got his he started bleeding because he stood up
What is something that you missed during the most freedom is a beautiful day
And if you're now free life is not going to be
I want to thank you personally, tell me share my story.
Today, I ate like a local in the county and it's not even like, I just do it.
I hope he gets down to a livable way.
You know what I mean?
Like, you could be 300 pounds and fucking do every day shit.
It's just like the people that are pushing 550, 6, 700 pounds.
It's like, you can't walk.
but you have to fuck it where diapers are terrible.
This 9 hours, I consumed 9,825 calories.
If I ate like this every single day for a month,
I kept my activity level the same.
I would gain about 40 pounds.
Obesity in a McDonald's isn't just about food,
it's about culture, economy, and of course city planning.
A healthier future for McDonald's will depend not just on me,
but using 40 pounds in a month.
We can choice this, but also on the actions taken by local authorities.
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Wow, that was a fucking WVD. God, Gandy, that was sad.
As European watching this a fun and saying the food is awful,
it is not food.
All right, well, neither is that British Slop that you guys are leaving.
Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Noters that, noters that weird wet food that you fucking eat, you know, fucking.
Oh, yeah, I'll double eat in tuna, all right, you know.
So, I mean, you know, I just got to first hate that way a little bit, you know.
because that's also disgusting.
That's also disgusting.
The food's gross.
You know, we could both, you know,
really disagree with both that dog shit food, okay?
British aren't European anymore?
Brother, Brexit doesn't mean that they're not a part
of the European continent anymore.
Jackass.
Jackass.
They're still a part of the European continent.
Brexit doesn't mean that the UK is a part of Europe.
They're still a part of Europe.
Yes, it does.
What's so now that we're on fuckin' cognit,
we're gonna rewrite the rules?
No.
Beans on toast is peak?
No, it's not.
Let's discuss them.
Ah.
Beans on toast.
I don't know.
I gotta try it.
It's too wet.
That doesn't, no, it doesn't, dude, it looks,
oh my God, it's the lactable.
I doubt it. I really doubt it. I don't know. I'm not a big bean guy. I'm not like I don't dislike beans. I'll eat beans in like burritos and other stuff. It's like I'm not gonna yeah, like this
Like this is not that's not looking that's not good to me. Shepherd's pie
I've my British viewers trying to put me on now. What's a shepherd's pie?
This is all like that bad
It's just like a meat pie.
That doesn't work bad, but it's just a ground beef.
That's probably unhealthy as fuck, too.
Go for it, take it into the three.
I haven't a rough time.
Better girl, might two weeks ago went on a day, best day to my life.
She was really kind.
As a Christian, it was hard because she isn't religious.
My parents are worried.
It could lead down the wrong path.
Even though it was short.
I feel like that's, you know, I don't want to give you my two cents on something
that you're not asking me about, but since you're sharing,
I feel like if the parents are worried that you're going to get led down the wrong path,
that just kind of seems like they're kind of tight-knit, trying to lock you into being
Christian.
Like, that's just, no, you can't date somebody that's non-Christian to lead you down the wrong
path.
It's like, oh, so you're worried that if I hang out around people that aren't Christian,
I myself will not put on Christian.
I just, I think a person who can lead down the wrong path, even though it's short and really
sad to try to make it over it right now.
I'm sorry that you're dealing with that, man.
I would say that you could find somebody else,
but I don't really think you,
I think I'm probably the worst guy to go to.
I think I'm probably the worst guy to go to for this.
You're coming to me with a problem
that you're hanging out around somebody
that's not religious and your parents are not happy
that they're not Christian
and you're telling somebody that's not,
that doesn't believe in God, right?
like I'm gonna, I'm not really gonna side with your family here.
I, so I don't really know, I don't know what I could say.
The N and U of E to the sub, I'm sorry though.
L and interesting with a sub, not a favorite of the three.
Usually 250 pounds at 13, I'll also 80 pounds down to 71 70.
That's awesome.
You see the whole of a french fries toast in game 50 pounds in the year.
My God.
Dom period is big in DA go for the sub, that's a big for the sub.
Water and save of the sub-flippi and serve of the sub-niacian pick for the sub-goob.
Crispy and Mr. for the sub-cutter, thank you for the three reminds me of the show
Super Size versus Super Skinny to show what they would eat for a meal and it would gross me out.
So, like Sinanna's team for the sub-jassants, private for the sub-matae on the spider for the sub.
Incred something, spider, uh, bent, uh, Adam and Twix for the sub-erora, uh, Joe Sonny and
Brock for the sub-ase, thank you for the five. Give it to the cameraman, uh, raise captain,
I'm friend for the sub-trip, he figured it to three, watch the butts roll, I want to say you're super entertaining.
Thank you, proxy for the sub loyal and DR for the sub TJ Frosty ghost pro Vac Dina Emily Jake for the sub now think of the five
Trans think of the sub a chub and Ethan for the sub
Tony and chub for the sub all right. Yeah, we're gonna save this video for another day because I want to get into the games
We'll watch the Drew Benz key video when we get back
How long is your break seconds at the seventh I'm gone
on six days. I'll be posting on YouTube every day that I'm gone. Now, when we're back,
the eighth, I'll be grinded out soon for like a week. We can abstrate.
Sharon is shooting the 11th for Red Cross matching chats. Donos. So if he reads 10k,
I will match that. We'll raise 20. And, you know, vice versa forever. I'm much money.
We raise our creators. We're going to play dead trust first, which is like a horror,
like fears of fat. I'm asking. And then we'll either hop into our creators or slots and
Fragment Farts this out the NN and Tony thinking this up.
Soats and daggers please maybe.
I do want to play this dead trust game now.
It's like an H game that just dropped.
Hold up.
No Arc Rator's W10.
What's Penn?
All right.
You know, coming down real quick,
I'm going to pass them.
We're going to hop in the game.
Happy New Year.
I'm going to see if I'm going to run site.
I'm going to be farms.
They have pigs.
that people can eat without a doubt.
I mean, I'm not really speaking that much that I got to eat pork.
I'm pretty good with chicken.
Dark, thank you, Mr. Ray.
But thank you, Dad.
She can't phrase this up.
All right, you're coming down.
You
You
You
You
We're back.
All right, I love the sub-government of the three, I'm all for the sub-dark, take it
in the three.
All right, walk in, chat, it is time to gain.
Put Alibut, Alibut, Alibut or music next time?
What is Alibut or music like some shit you get put on a hold to?
I'll levator music, I guess, yes.
Just waiting.
All right.
the
month to be change again category, I don't know if there is a
dead trust category, we might be on games in demos here
yet we're going games in demos, all right dead trust is the name of the game we're playing today chat
then we're either to do slots and daggers or our creators for a little bit
of the
just talk about the schedule, mods can be pin schedule,
you ever can play Garden Warfare 2 again, maybe.
Don't know why now.
A lot of games, a lot of games coming out.
A lot of games coming out, a lot of games to be played.
A lot of content to make.
All right.
Let me fucking launch for us.
All right, dead, shrust, sky and ape, the sub door for the sub, war thinking the raid, boss
for the sub, locking, shat, mots, can you take it out of sub only?
Don't need it in sub only right now, a bunch of people we're not doing reaction anymore.
We could open the flood gates.
I'm for the sub. Welcome back. Welcome back everybody. Hello, Chatter. Hello, Chatter's your free. How was it?
It's probably pissing there. It's probably pissing there. Thank fuck.
All right, dead trust lock in.
No idea what this game's about. It's a worthy.
probably need working at a grocery store and if being
I'm drinking a driving that's not a
annoying little kid.
What is he on a kid and he's like
meeting his family?
Run!
What is that fucking seed?
Four under his bar would bounce his appetite.
Now what the fuck just happened?
His car just can bust it.
Was that the outright?
What the- that was the intro of the game?
Is that starting- am I playing that guy?
Uh, did I fall asleep with the TV on again?
Ah that was like a dream.
Maybe that was happening in the TV.
Can I get up?
This is my bed.
It's like a fucking bull.
What a fat ass remote, holy shit.
Dude, what was that?
The scroll the entire internet on that thing, dude.
That's like a foot-long remote.
I just have milk sitting on the counter.
I have that back, Syria, and there's a slainless fucking door
of them starving.
I have the fridge, something that I can microwave.
All right, so we got an onion, this is what we're working with.
They got an onion in the freezer and a piece of bread.
Am I going to microwave the piece of bread?
I can't close.
Okay, they're just auto-produced themselves.
Yeah, it's pop, they're standing in the microwave.
shouldn't be toast the piece of bread. Okay, what we're not... I don't know anybody that's
ever microwave the bread before. Oh, that was a radish. That's not an onion. That looks
like an onion. That's not a red onion. How long am I going to microwave in the piece of
It's gonna start running, open it up.
It's a beat room.
I don't know how to yell me out of that.
Like y'all eat beats.
Guess I'll just eat this in my bed.
My breakfast is one piece of bread
Then I just microwave.
You don't need to go eat this in bed real quick.
I can sit down, munch on it.
on it. Why does it sound crispy? Oh, maybe chat, maybe I posted it before I went
to bed last night and I'm just reheating it. That makes sense. That makes sense. You
have a watch in the fucking neon light on the TV right now. Stick. What the fuck was that?
That's kind of like goo, but just fell from the ceiling.
I'm not even taking a bite out of the bread, where's the fuck is- where's the bread coming from?
It's just one piece of bread, it's just an eternal steak.
From fucking Minecraft, dude, I'm just eating bread forever.
What was that noise?
Can we like a dead body?
You've gotta be kidding me, dude.
Who the fuck knocked over my watermelon that I had sitting on the counter?
I mean, be fucking for real right now. Was there an earthquake?
My watermelon just split up on the floor. Now I got to find a fucking room.
Oh, unreal dude. And I bought this shit. It was marketed as a seedless watermelon.
And I'm seeing a hell of a lot of seeds here. So that's just a fucking lie.
There's a ghost must be, could it eat the watermelon for breakfast?
I mean, honestly, I feel like that would have been a better breakfast.
Did I just throw out the watermelon? Where did it go?
Those are perfectly good watermelon. It was just slow.
He's the toilet before I leave. No mirror. Take a fucking dog on pissing. I am severely dehydrated.
severely dehydrated. Oh my yellow.
Wow, that was actually like war accurate piss there. When you have to like you have to like
I remember I had a pee problem when I was a kid. My dad would always be like you don't fit his pee in.
You never, you just have pee and then you leave. I'm like dad, I'm telling you man.
I'm doing the three clench at the end. I'm pissing man, I'm telling you I am. I just have a small bladder.
You still do? Yeah, I know, but I used to have like a genuine pee problem. I would pee every five minutes.
Well, I was in school, well, I was in school though, and I didn't have a P problem anymore.
I was still act like I did, so I could just walk out of a school.
It was pretty bad to ask, I know.
Of course, Dad locked the door.
He always does this.
I need to find a spare key.
Oh, what type of fucking Jeffrey Donner house over this where you can lock me inside.
I need to find the spare key.
He can lock me inside the house.
up the fuck, wherever the key be.
Comically large key, and we got a pumpkin here, too.
Maybe make some pumpkin seeds.
Are you a nasty little sewage boy?
Sir, you yourself just earned common of the day.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Hats off.
I'd chip by for Dora.
Huh?
All right, oh, and now I live in the fucking backrooms.
Jesus Christ, what is this area?
Is this a grave?
Oh, no, it's just trash.
Where am I going?
Oh, what's the, am I going to work?
Where am I walking?
I'm just outside in this sketchy ass area.
Where the fucking ice goes to get up?
I hate this, I'm just walking down the sidewalk.
If I fucking see somebody appear to stop.
Oh, hell no.
This better not be one of those cheap ass games
where they have those jump scares randomly.
It looks like loud and noisy.
Okay.
Oh, I think I am going to a store.
This is going to be the classic 711 horror story.
The night shift.
Be weary, strange happenings have been here lately.
I've been here lately.
There's been some weird folks roaming the area.
And by that I don't mean the local crackhead.
There's been a wearable story. Oh, I got to get a water now and again. Yeah, I got to grab that.
The old one fucking fell off the table. I got to secure it better next time.
Oh he definitely saw that. Oh he definitely saw that. Oh yeah the piece of steak that's just sitting out
not refrigerated. Let's grab that one. Let's grab that one. Yeah let's grab that one. Definitely just didn't
just didn't consume that. Put that in my pocket real quick. So bread loaf. Gonna need that for later.
What else pineapple chicken and popcorn? Okay I see buckets sitting on the side. No heating
rack a little cold. No big deal though. We do have a microwave at home. So do I get
not orange phantom? What else? Popcorn and pineapple.
Oh, pineapple. Hopefully this one doesn't roll on the floor and break. Nice. Nice.
Excuse me, sir. You know where the popcorn is?
All ready to check out. How are you doing, sir? You're looking, uh, you're looking quite
rabbishing today, I might say. But if a hexagon head, you got going on here.
Didn't see you come in.
Are you fucking blind?
You don't blank.
What the hell? I was seeing right in front of you.
The entire time.
Yeah, just grabbing something to eat.
Go ahead.
Place has been dead all night.
Guess that explosion scared everyone on.
Okay, so we understand the lore of the first bet.
Yeah, I heard his car just blew up.
That's my dad.
That was my dad.
Oh my god.
I got my dad blew up.
Explosion?
What do you mean?
Yeah, the car blew up just a few blocks away.
Scared the hell out of everyone.
Damn, that's rough.
Cops say it's another one by that guy.
They're calling the blast killer.
Still haven't caught him.
The blast killer.
That's the villain today.
Why are we calling him the blast killer?
He's just a guy that's fucking straffin' bombs, people's gars.
The blast killer, you say?
I haven't heard of such a name.
Please explain.
Yeah, blow stuff up, and he always disappears after.
Cities getting weirder every day.
Oh, and I found some stuff outside, might belong to someone.
It's right here if you want to take a look.
Why would you ever mention that?
Why would you ever mention that?
Oh, hey, yeah.
Stop outside, is this yours?
Oh, it's a phone and a taco.
A cold taco, guess it's been here for a while.
A working phone, I wonder who lost it.
Uh, what else am I supposed to, am I supposed to, oh, okay.
Ah, yeah, I'm not mine.
Showing a dot in the taco chat.
I'm going to fucking get eats later.
figured that'll be three dollars and ninety nine cents three dollars and ninety nine
set the fuck was that three dollars and ninety nine cents for an entire pineapple a
leader of soda popcorn and a chicken bucket and cold meat. Try not to end up like
that car. Yeah I'll try not to explode man thanks. I can't leave without using the
toilet first. I just took a fucking shit. Am I gonna take another piss? Where's the
bathroom.
Oh, over here.
It's a bit of a good setup.
He's got going on right now.
I like this shop.
I already set my hood if you want to heat up your fucking
car on or things of that nature.
You shut the door.
Don't want anybody watching.
Make sure it's locked.
Why is there a radio here?
I've got to take another test.
Just straight test and right on the back.
Got a little backboard action going on right now.
to where to where you let. Still piss as yellow as ever. Definitely need to drink some water.
You have a new notification. You have a kidney stone. You have a kidney stone. Go to the hospital.
Mark. You know, check this game I found out. Van stalker. Is that this guy's other game?
Should we download it? Well, Prana.
I'm not gonna play it today, but I will all pee for it.
We'll pee for it.
We'll pee for it.
Free for Emma.
That looks fun.
I'm gonna try it when I get home.
What a bread of bread.
I'm hungry is casso for real.
Casso reference.
Casso reference.
It's game.
Can I get a large pineapple pizza?
1999 casher card card.
Hello, your pizza's here.
Give me a second.
You got blocked. Are you real? Are you for real? You bastard. Oh, I got a respond.
Yeah, perfect timing. I'm starving too.
Enter.
Let me go home real quick. Then all come.
Ta-da.
Oh, oh, yeah.
Let's argue.
You so damn long kid.
Now get out before I lose my patience.
Yo man, we were just hell with shield together and everything.
I'm not allowed to use the bathroom.
What do you think?
I'm in a fucking crack bite in there, man.
I would never do that.
I was just using your backboard to take a piss there.
Sorry if I got to them on the toilet.
Let's see.
Yeah, kicking me out all you want.
Catch was fake anyway.
gave that mother fucker monopoly money millions blind
i feel like i'm gonna stumble upon the car
i'm pretty sure i got a walk straight this way he's obviously the killer
oh he was just turbo glazing the blast killer
you had a blast killer he always gets away to nobody's ever able to find him
i heard he's really handsome and dreamy
somebody even says chad light in the black pill scale
He could have sent to you never know
The blast killer. Yeah, he like creates his unbombs and everything. I heard he has a reddit page
Bit of a call following do you want to do you want to join?
Could have always used more in the truth not that I'm in it or anything not that I'm a part of it. All right now
I heard he's really hot. And definitely doesn't have a micro-thinist. That's not what's going on.
That's just not, nobody would ever say that about him. He's going to drop the groceries on a kitchen table.
Oh, do I got to check my phone? No, D first.
Hurry up, donkey, what are you doing?
Hold on, bro.
Coming in a sec.
Got damn, and give me a fucking minute.
Drop all some stuff.
Hopefully my pineapple doesn't fall.
Is that a, is that a fort?
That what's like a fucking fire poker?
That's a singular fort.
Shracks taxing in.
Yeah, John Porch's probably going to be calling me any minute now.
up, not the small grocery bag, I got everything.
Oh my god, dude, we have bananas and chips.
I should have eaten that for what did I eat bread for breakfast?
Why the Tom, so long you never know you need to stab.
I should take it right.
Not swimming in a lary today.
Taking a quick randle.
Randle meeting right, chat and slang.
It's funny because it's the name of a person.
Sorry, I'm never explaining.
Swing a Randy.
I'm going to start that up, chat.
You think I can get that to catch on?
All right, everybody in chat,
when you say you're taking a race,
start saying swing a Randy.
That an edge it.
I'm starting to, I'm starting to popularize that phrase.
Oh, wait, actually I don't remember that.
Let me edge it.
Swing a Randy, take a Larry, everybody knows, take a Larry though.
This is definitely my friend.
I should talk to my friend.
Should I order from this guy at Burger, Pizz, Burger, Pizz?
Pizz, Burger, this is my friend.
He looks like he hasn't been in the sun in years.
Bro, what took you so long?
I've been waiting here forever.
Oh, what's going on, Mark?
Yeah, sorry.
The guy at the gas station wouldn't stop talking.
I kept saying something about the blast killer, of course.
Weird stuff always happens to you.
Anyway, I already ate, couldn't wait for you.
You're a fucking dickhead, dude.
I took maybe three minutes tops.
Come on, bro. I'll go order something real quick.
We're a fucking douchebag. Nice skinny jeans, loser.
We're those fucking weird ass boots.
Y'all, I'm telling you right now, you need the blast killer.
This is this freaky guy. Why is this guy always in every horror game? It's like this old man
I don't know if it's like a pre-made skin, but every inch horror has this dude.
Hey, can I get a pepperoni pizza please? This is a burger. Yes, sure whatever you want it burnt cold or somewhere in between
I'd kind of like it to be a hot pocket where the outside is really hot and then the inside is ice cold
A normal, I guess.
Fine, it'll take a while.
Don't complain if it tastes like cardboard.
Joe finally got a job, fuck you.
Hey, did you hear about that explosion?
Something got the blast killer.
Yeah, some psycho blowing up cars or whatever.
I don't care. As long as it ain't my car.
He'll on God. Got to protect yourself, right?
Keep safe, Joe. That's messed up. Never mind.
Never mind, but actually, that's fucked up, you know, it's messed up. People coming in here asking dumb questions instead of ordering and leaving
All right, this guy is kind of like me. I hope that blast killer gets you next if it means I get five minutes of peace. Okay, I want to say that
Are you kidding me right now? Yeah, yeah, you're welcome. Go sit or something. I'll get it to you when I feel like it kid
Alright dick. It's got to be, yo, what is that over there? Is that like a animal? What is that?
What is that over there? Well, I see the pizza's done right there. Can't you just hand it over to me?
Okay, I guess he's got to get it up for some shit. Maybe he hit up this slice. He'll just go sit down with Mark.
So, you know, how you've been, you haven't talked in a while, Mark.
I mean, you know, I just, finally, man, that cashier looked like he hates his job.
Yeah, that's pretty weird.
So, still no word from your mom?
Oh my God, you know, good mark, kill my parents.
No, it's been years, Dad just asked like nothing happened.
Damn, she just vanished, huh?
No message, no nothing.
It's where Mark starts glazing the blast killer.
I think the blast killer might have done.
Might have had something to do with it.
I don't know.
Nothing, one day she's here, next day she's gone.
I hope, I mean, it's just weird, you know?
Oh, so you're gonna say my dad killed my mom.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
So do you like pizza?
Yo, is this the first time that we've ever spoken
to each other, Mark?
I mean, what the fuck are we doing?
Wait, why's Joe talking?
Is that a glitch?
Why did say Joe was talking there?
Why is he...
Is he drunk now? What the fuck happened? Why is he walking? Bro, he's holding the pizza like it's a fucking hockey fuck
And there's pepperoni on both sides
Pepperoni on both sides where's the plate? You're gonna fucking throw that in your pizza
Don't worry. I only dropped it once
You're gonna hand it to me dude. You're kind of like morphin it into your leg right now
I thought he was gonna fuck it for out at me.
Okay, that was actually pretty impressive.
Stupid loser.
I think that means cool guy in his language.
Take a quick slice.
Don't mind me.
Hey, you want to slice Mark?
I'm gonna eat it from the back first.
Pause.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna eat it from the, I'm gonna eat it from the,
from the the cross side first.
Excuse me, sorry.
I want to take another slice.
His pizza's kind of infinite, honestly.
Why is he stumbling,
did he's like stumbling around like he's drunk?
Something's gonna blow up.
This is like awkwardly quiet.
What the fuck was that?
Oh my god, it's the blast killer.
Mark, Mark, we need to leave after I eat these 10 slices.
We need to get out of here, we need to get out of here, don't worry, I'm just eating a pizza, one more slice.
What's going on?
He just keeps eating.
All right, well, now that that's done, why are we hanging out? We are not even talking to each other.
That piece of taste is kind of weird, but I actually liked it. Yes, here's stomachs built different, man
This is why you're this is why you're my friend mark. You're so witty
Yeah, maybe
Lots of me man that guy's fan anyway
Have you ever heard about that last killer thing?
Oh, no, I haven't heard anything about it. Only about the guy you happened my year off at the fucking gas station
Oh, yeah, but why never mind I
I read online about him, and he's no joke.
They say he's fast, like, really fast.
Bro, everybody glazing the fuck, who could it be?
Maybe it's Mark.
Maybe it's not the guy at the gas station.
I heard he's fast, like, really fast, really handsome, too.
Everybody says backwards hats isn't making him look like a fucking loser.
They said it makes him a cool.
That's why he wears it on the side now.
And he's not really pale, like he gets, like, he definitely has a not-fight in D.
Doesn't need to take supplements for it.
Apparently he always carries bombs with him or something. That's why cops have an approach to him yet.
Oh, but I know who he is.
Great. Just what I needed to hear before walking home.
I'm serious, dude. Be careful out there. All right. Don't take the long way.
Brother, I don't even know where I live in this area. I don't remember how to get back. I'll have
straight home. Yeah, I'll be. I'll be. Hey, man. I'll take a quick randy.
Okay, I'll see you soon, Mark, we're not unless the blast killer blows you up right now.
All right, see you later, big dog.
Oh, I should hit the toilet before heading home.
You know, actually I think this character is more accurately made because this is how often I take a pass.
Oh, I should take another pass.
I just have to use the bathroom set frequently.
Oh!
We got all the things we got out of here.
How did I jump on a bird?
Oh shit!
Backboard offlock!
Yo, pisses me on yellow now.
All right.
Come on, four of us, man.
That's fat than you'd thought.
I know that's why I just need to say.
I need to see if it'll let me.
No, it's close.
I guarantee you the fucking creepy drunk guy
runs right up to me right here.
Life and I pass was awesome about a week.
I'm calling that shit.
He's going to fucking jump scare me before I leave.
Why is it locked kind of fun in other way out, uh, probably the back door?
Well, that was fucking pointless. I knew I was gonna go through that door. I was gonna say why they put that shit there
Fucking stupid
Like all the
Quick, quick like it would you say like if you would like assume what like the blast killer like look like
When you say that he was like attractive or something like he definitely didn't have a seating hairline, right?
You.
Right?
I'm sorry.
I need to upset you if I find more fun at that bathroom.
Your bathroom is just as good.
I don't know if I can use it in there.
It's great vibe.
You think you can smash my stuff and walk out like nothing happened.
You little dumbass?
He just noticed the watermelon broke.
It's been like 30 minutes.
There's an accident.
Yeah, sure.
Listen, idiot, you're paying for it.
Now or later, don't make me come find you again.
I'll pay for it later.
Now I'll pay for it later.
Thank you for giving me the option.
How nice of you.
I'll wait, hold up, I gotta read a note for myself.
All right, walk in.
I should have some pay them now, or I just walk out.
I'm just not paying them.
Yeah, I really need to I need to finally get some sleep before anything else cuz wrong again
Do I have a J.O.B. or now?
Like how did I have money to pay for that? Oh
My god, I don't have money. I use fake money. Why does everybody walk like they're drunk?
Let me swing a randle here
Former version of swing a randle when you're trying to be nice
Let me take a lanterns
Well, left. I think we came. It was this white, right? This is the right way, um, surely.
Hopefully the blast killer doesn't come out and, you know, like kiss me or anything, that'd be like really fucked.
Herd is very attractive through some like, through some like word of mouth, you know, a lot of people have been blazing in.
I heard the blast killers like so cool.
Am I just going straight to bed, take a little nap?
Dad doesn't come yet, that's not concerning for me.
Oh, it's my bed just going to blow up and all the eye.
What a great ending that would be.
BANG!
The blast killer.
I've got a tax.
Huh?
That's my voice.
The fuck did I just unzip?
Hey, son, I ordered a package, but it showed up right now.
Can you pick it up for me?
It's a blast killer's package.
It's a blast killer's package.
The delivery guy said he left it between the apartment blocks.
Near that little walkway, I'll be at home in a few hours.
Finish some work, then I'll get you a watermelon.
And apparently I love watermelon. I just wanted to sleep, but all right
Y'all I'm fucked chat. That's guys gonna kill me right now. We're fucking cooked. I got to go pick up that package
Yo, first I got a pee there. Let me let me visit the toilet
Bro left the package down the fucking alleyway. I think the alleyway is straight ahead. Oh, it's not this
This is all the way over here, where the fuck is the alleyway?
I think it's up here and right.
Hold up.
All right.
Nick, thank you to the three.
I'm back with Joe Baloney's Fish Mums and Ann.
It's always been I'm going for a while, you know, it's true, but I guess he still lives with you.
I know Joe missed me in chapter two, so don't worry.
I'm not through.
We're checked on Clemson more poems to stay.
I'm here once again to make y'all's day.
and ball for the Sunday for the three.
What's your least favorite holiday?
I don't really know.
Carter and Bob Oath of the sub DPX, they give it a five.
Thanks for giving me a laugh.
Thank you, Bob Oath of the sub holiday and to see you in the sub.
So, Keith, band and cripple from the sub.
So, I take it in the three.
Tell him, Oots, even the sub.
I'll leave for the raid, Danny.
I'll leave here.
Jake, hello.
Bath from the sub.
Tommy from the three.
What a sense of picture of my appreciation.
Have an amazing day.
Thank you.
Marching to MK for the sub.
Joe Bart ladies in Jackson, homeless from the sub.
Thank you for the free.
Now real and I'd be thinking of a three darn KP miss an extra of the sub use
Think of it three. I like my cousin. We would be perfect together. What should I do?
Probably not talk to your cousin big dog. I don't really know
That would be ancestral
Got to be a clip farm
Are then your third cousin or your first got why am I even why am I even entertaining us?
If it's just now, there's no point.
Swing around me guys. I want around you. Don't worry.
Joe what? I'm just saying legally speaking he wouldn't be breaking a law if it's his third cousin.
Your third cousin's about as related to you as a regular person on the street.
It's like a cousin of a cousin of a cousin.
You probably don't even know your third cousin's.
Why are you entertaining it?
You fucking asked!
All right, fuck, you're a good type of a fact.
Seriously, empty?
Dad really keeps falling for this stuff.
The glass killer's gonna be fucking screaming at me any second now.
What a weird place to pay some package.
Yeah, that's where your fucking Uber reach driver drops, that shit off.
Take some picture on it.
You're like, bro, did you just drop this off like a-
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I can't move.
Oh my god, do I have to do this one?
Hide in the dumpster, what fucking dumpster?
Oh my god, do you think I actually need a hide in the fucking dumpster?
Hello.
Yuck.
Yuck.
Yuck.
No, no.
No, no.
No, work!
Please!
Come here!
What the fuck was that?!
I wasn't even a human!
Got he sounds just like corpse husband.
You also doesn't know NAC.
It sounds like you shut the left side, I'll have to make it out through the right.
We're going to be swinging a rambul.
Run!
Why do I need a lighter?
What am I using a lighter for?
Oh, to see.
Which way am I even trying to dip?
Oh my god, am I actually going to get out of the way,
turn in?
Oh my god, hell no, I have to actually escape.
You know, am I in the back rooms right now with the flux happening?
That's a dead end, what we get at us?
Save your stamina.
Trying to.
What's this?
A rock.
What the fuck would I use that for?
What the hell do I use that for?
What?
Thrall it?
That one.
There's a lock.
Fuck.
Okay, remember where we are.
I need a finding key.
Throw the rock at him.
I'm going to pick up the rock at him, I'm just going to do anything.
For all I was running around everywhere, I had no idea where I am.
I have to use the rocks to break something.
He's right there.
Is that him?
Is that him?
What was that?
I can't squeeze through, I need something to cut it. Oh my god, there's multiple ways to escape.
There's multiple ways to escape.
Fuck. Which place best?
I'm feeling the rocks gotta be a way to escape, right?
Break the rock, break the lock with the rock. You think I can break that fucking big ass metal padlock with a rock?
Like all the back and try. But I feel like that ain't doing shit.
in movies you can
read something easier to search chase in my day ass
and my stand on my stand on my stand on the bar runs out
Oh my god, it's a dead end.
Bro, I'm fucked.
I don't remember, I don't remember where the fucking lock is.
You're going the wrong way. How do you even know where what way to go? I'm fucking so lost
I think it's this one
When you share this way in life
Oh my god, it's fucking fun
Stop
I'm like full tweaking right now
Bro where am I? Oh my god, where am I?
Climb the fence I can
Oh my god.
Stop.
It's a stressful.
Swing a Randy.
Oh, I'm swinging a Randy.
Oh my god, it's a veteran.
Bro.
What the fuck?
Who's that?
Can I take that?
It's a shovel.
Pro.
This area is way too big.
I'm going in circles.
I'm going in fucking circles.
I'm going in fucking circles.
I was just here.
I was just here.
Oh my god, I was just here.
I think I have to go this way.
It would be this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, because I like darted out of
year. This is the, this is the, where I was. So then, oh fuck, I can't remember. The thing
was over there. Sure, should I go, oh my god, I'm just going to wander. I'm just going
We'll find something eventually.
We'll get out of here, chap.
Trust me.
The blast killer can't hurt me.
Oh my god.
It's a rock.
No fucking way.
No fucking way.
No fucking way.
No fucking way.
No fucking way.
No fucking way.
Maybe there's something useful in one of these boxes?
No fucking way if the rock broke that fucking fat ass on.
There's a maybe there's something useful in one of these boxes, where?
You go.
You go.
Like, there's so many storage containers.
There's fucking nothing here.
Prokini at God.
Oh my God, give me a gun in the boxes.
Is it going to be a watermelon?
I swear bro, and I have the fucking kill this motherfucker with a water now in.
There's nothing in the boxes.
I mean, there's something useful in the boxes. My fucking asshole, buddy.
Oh, my god.
No way.
Oh, my god, you're serious.
You think there's going to be ball of tutters?
There's going to be ball cutters.
Oh, this is fucking unreal.
Do I have to do this for each of them?
They're going to take forever.
Oh, my God.
this is this is this is a hammer for what is that for what do I get you to hammer for it
what the fuck do I get you to hammer for it I can't break I have to cut the lock I can't cut the lock with a hammer
I think I should go this way now, let's do it.
I'm going to get the ball cutters.
the hammer on the rock. What the fuck do you mean use the hammer on the rock?
Doesn't even make sense. I'm stuck in this area.
What do I use the hammer?
Dude, do you think I can fight in?
He's right there.
I'm gonna swing him.
Walk this guy.
No.
I'm going to use a hammer for him.
Do you think I could just cut the fence with a hammer?
I mean, this game doesn't make any goddamn sense.
I feel like that might actually be fucking feasible.
I feel like I could probably hammer the fence.
I said I could said I need something that caught them.
The container, what container are the blue building?
So I gotta go back.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, oh!
Oh, yes.
Are we dead ass?
Are we dead ass?
I have to run this all back again.
Oh, you're fucking joking.
You're going in circles.
don't encircle or not, y'know, this shit's insane.
Bro, how the fuck do you find the rock?
You have to use the hammer to pull nails out of stuff.
Out of what stuff.
This is no worse than map ever, bro.
Oh my god.
It's so dark.
I can't fucking see anything.
I have the stamina of a fucking 450 pound man
50 pound man, that's never worked out of day in his life.
I'm constantly out of breath.
I'm finding where the fuck is anything?
Oh my god, I'm back in the fucking scarred.
Wait, I'm literally gonna want it this time.
I need something to cut it.
So what is the hammer for?
Oh my god, this is so fucking stupid.
The hammer, the hammer, the hammer, the hammer, the hammer, the hammer.
Well, you need to have we need to find the rock first.
That end.
Literally nothing in this area.
Why is this here?
That's, bro, I got to be close to something useful, please hammer to pull nails, hammer
to pull nails if there's fucking nails anywhere.
No, another dead end.
Oh my god.
This is aggravating the fuck out of me.
It was over here last time. It's probably going to be in the same fucking spot to
this game's whack.
What is the hammer for, bro?
This blue shit, like, why is there a blue, where is the blue, what is the blue light?
What is the fucking blue light? What am I fucking looking at, man?
Who's shitting you there? There's not even a container. What is this? Oh my god, you're joking. Oh my god.
Oh my god, I can leave.
We need a fucking conserve or a stand on the, is he there, he's there.
He's right there.
You know, I crash out of feet, he tells me.
I think that just went the wrong way.
I'm just fucking spinning all the way back. Fuck this.
It's messed up. You messed it.
We done the spammy's. Good?
Oh my god, that's bad. We're not close. We're still not close. Oh my god, I'm wish I knew where I was
fucking going but everything looks the goddamn sane in this fucking game and everything
looks identical. Please, set him on fire. He's literally the bomb guy he would just explode.
I got the fence. I know! I don't know where the fence is. I'm lost. I'm gonna end up
circling back to the exact same fucking spot I was just in. I already know it.
Oh, this is gonna take me years. This is gonna take me years man. Years, years, years.
When he catches you, you could spam, spam what?
Chat, what do I do?
This game is fucking...
AHHH!
AHHH!
Are you fucking kidding me dude?
This game's ass.
This game's so fucking ass.
This game is so fucking ass.
There it is, there it is, remember there it is, there it is, we're going straight.
Last now, because he's fucking right there.
I just need to find the fucking fence game, man.
It's not this way.
I, this is going to be a dead fucking end, bro.
Let's see if he's dead end, let's see if he's fucking dead end, yep, shocker.
Dude, it's literally just wandering simulator.
This is an impossible fucking map to memorize.
Cause it's so dark and every corridor
is exactly the fucking same.
Got it.
Got it.
I don't know where I am.
Oh my god, you gotta cut the fence.
I know, I know, I just wanna fucking escape.
That's all I want to fucking do is get that out of here
Switch games at this point you're fucking chod your chod chatter
What is that?
What is that?
Oh my god, this is the wrong way again. I'm gonna throw up. Oh my god, I hate this game.
I fucking hate this game. Can we switch to this point? No, bro. I'm beating the game.
No, bro. I'm beating the game. Leave the stream. Bye. Bye. Have a nice day. Have a good new year.
Bye. Bye. Goodbye. Have a nice day. Have a nice day. Don't care. Fuck off. I'm beating the game.
This is at that end, too.
Bro, it's like, it's such a large map.
I have no idea where I am.
I literally have no clue.
I'm just fucking walking around.
And there's no, like, it's so many turns
that you can't make a mental map of light.
Okay, I just went right left right left.
I'm gonna reroute my steps.
Cause you're turning 150 fucking times.
There's no signs.
Nothing, a fence. Okay. I hit a fence. You went past it. I must have. Must have.
And I guarantee you if I walk this way this is where the fucking fence is going to be. Yep. Fuck.
Oh my god he's always out of breath. He's always out of breath and randomly this guy's going to come fucking blow me up again.
That end. Oh my god bro. Yo, somebody, whoever this dead is, brother you're ever watching this shit, you know, this part of his skin is fucking horrible.
Like actually horrible and maybe that's the point bro. He's not even like he's not even a threatening guy
I see him fucking 8% of the time. He's never here. I'm just wander. This is literally like I'm not there's no fear
I'm not scared. I'm not worried about anything. It's just this will be aggravated like oh my god
And he's just always
Oh we found it! Little too late though.
I wonder if the fuckin' defuse for Janet. What am I doing?
I'm defusing it!
This is get asked the last ride. We'll watch the ending if I fail.
Oh, this is unreal levels of fucking stupidity. It's horseshit.
Horsehit. Flop. This game is fuck.
Diffuse it. I know. I know. I can't.
Don't give up. I don't want to grow, but like I literally don't act like I'm not a dude. I'm just wandering around where I am.
Oh my god. Oh my god. He's behind me.
Oh my god. He's behind me.
Where the fuck do I need to go to get to the fucking rock?
Tell me where I need to go. There's the fucking hat man. Oh, we're by the fence.
We're by the fence, just jump the fence bro. You're fucking lazy child. Just jump the fence bro.
Oh my god.
I'm probably following his dumb ass. He's ran away to go.
I started hitting the fuse and he goes and then blows up.
Oh my god.
I don't want to run!
I don't want to run!
Sess one
Now let's get the flock out of here
Oh my god stop, like I will actually cry if I see him.
I see him.
Ooooooh! Ooooooh!
They're kidding me.
Right over. Somebody run another. Somebody run another.
I really thought you could escape me.
You've been so trusting, so naive.
I'm talking like a threat, it's not a radar, but what is happening right now?
Oh, why do you give this?
That phone, every message, I controlled it.
I made sure you'd come right here.
It's Mark.
I took it from the gas station guy.
Hope he doesn't find out.
Oh wait, I killed him.
Just like I killed your dad.
Boom, boom, boom.
Wait, all this tiny solution was about like that.
You're mine, sir.
Yeah, that's me.
I'll shut up, Kevin.
My legs can't bend.
What do you know, my name?
He takes off that.
You still don't know.
He takes off his heart.
Close and mess.
Okay, it's off this part.
Close and mask off.
Get to me, Barth!
Barth, how close you!
Take.
Take.
Take.
Times almost up.
Last words.
No!
You can't!
I need a pizza guy.
Bob!
Don't worry Bob.
Hey, it's really me.
Look at you. You've grown so much.
I don't even know. I thought you were a dad.
Where have you been?
No. I'm sorry.
I never wanted to leave you, but I had to disappear for you.
Bro, Chathlin's match, this is a 2D character, right?
Because Mark was hunting us.
Your father got mixed up in things that put you in danger.
That doesn't make any sense.
My Mark was like, Mark's like the same age as me.
They're like high schoolers, bro.
You disappeared like 10 years ago.
Mark was hunting you when he was like eight years old.
I stayed hidden because I knew something was off about him and watching from a distance
was the only way to keep you safe while I tried to gather proof.
What things was he involved with?
It doesn't matter.
Not now.
What matters is that you're alive and listen, don't trust anyone anymore.
Anyways, it's time to drive home.
Wow, what a game.
What a game.
Did you hear what I think of it this sudden?
Well, it's enough thinking of the three.
My math problem says it's $4,000, so it's $25,
and it also offers a $5 discount if you buy two shirts.
If you buy shirts and spend exactly $120,
how many shirts did you buy?
Can you help me solve this?
I need to pass.
Yo, are you in fifth grade?
Bro, like what math problem?
Do you have a test?
That's a math problem that you have?
I'm not helping you with that.
No.
GR Bikki and I see if it's something,
okay, think of it as a thousand,
but he's gonna play schedule one again now.
When my dog passed, I could do a scribe,
and I was gonna try to watch your videos.
He made me so happy.
Well, I'm sorry for the loss of your dog, man.
And I'm glad you liked this schedule one series.
Maybe, but that's if they really start
putting more effort into the updates.
I really entered in Jimmy with the subject.
Jacob, I figured it through.
She made a dog with a sub, a thunder,
think of it as a thousand,
but he's videoing slots and daggers.
Maybe we're gonna pull a chat.
Dark and Matthew with a sub, Mr. and Mr.
for the sub.
Meek many of the sub,
a redron anonymous of the sub,
to actually make it for the three, rude for the three,
octo and octo and octo with the sub neck,
thank you for the three.
All right, yeah.
Mods, dual ball between our creators and Slason Dagger,
it's ready to do one of them.
T on high for the sub.
I got a pass.
You
You
You
We're back.
Arts in blue with a sad T.L. and I'm high from the sub.
Yeah, for the probabilities.
People are voting slots and daggers, bro.
Yeah, we'll walk back in on that shit.
Chad, we'll play our greatest another day, especially during
front slot week, too.
Ah, do both now.
If I'm on slots and daggers, I'm on slots and daggers,
chat. We're fucking grinded. All right. Here's the schedule. Slotted
Dagger today. We'll do our creditors another day tomorrow. Next Wednesday,
I'm not live. I'm going the 2nd of the 7th, 6 days. I'll be post on a YouTube
on the main in the gaming every day that I'm going in the philosophy one of the
days on Tuesday probably. Then we're back to the eighth, grinded out stream. The eighth
we're going to be doing story, ah, three-time games. Then we'll be doing
and reacts to the 9th attempt at the S&P and then we have the charity streaming the
11th matching chats down those for the red cross and we'll be going back to a regular
schedule from there but I'll be streaming for like a week and a half straight.
Friendship, week where I'd be basically all be doing a bunch of front-slop games will probably
be in like two and a half weeks or three weeks, probably like mid January, late January will
do a charity stream same with mid February and then March we have that cancer and then we'll
go from there.
actually, it's like schedule given to the schedule.
Videos such as I give such a stab at the opportunity of Rocks Kids End Play.
Well, Flats and Dagger's Oxplain, let me open it.
You're a played side of factory, now I'm not going to play that game.
Anyways, let's lock in.
We'll do Arc Raiders another day.
Flats and Dagger's, we played yesterday for the first time,
and my God is an addictive.
It's basically a gambling game where you get items,
items and you have to clear bosses, but you have to spin to get to it. So I'll explain like that.
These are like the roads, right, or like the world. Level one, level two, we beat, wait,
and I don't want to play that. New game. Level one, level two, we beat, we're on
world three, there's 10 world total win the game, but it gets really fucking hard.
You have to be like five or six bosses to be at a level, and each boss has their own abilities.
I'm going to move over here for this so you can fucking see what we're working with.
Oh, didn't mean to do that.
W game now.
It's not for everybody, but I'd chat really liked it when we played at yesterday, and
I thought it was fucking fun as hell.
Lindsey, you think you've been a sub?
Mods, let's ban those guys.
Just an in sub only for the rest of the stream, why don't we?
Tell us me some only get those kids out of there thank you.
All right. Anyways, you have these items that you start with, you can buy items
and get coins and check. You have like three reels that you spend and that's a
tournament how you fight them. So you usually want something that gives you a shield,
like that, a sword like this that does physical damage and then something that
does like poison damage or grants coins so you can just try and turn money.
I honestly chat, I want to change it out this time and I feel like we try to get money
this time. Like, if we have an infinite coin spend, then we can win a lot. But I think we'll
grab these three first. We'll grab the sword, the poison blade, and the one field. This
is the shop that you start with. So we have 43 coins of work that I thought it's kind
of like spill, but I don't know what I want right now. I love this, the ferocity per, which
gives me a respin if I get a crit. I don't want to upgrade our shield.
One arrow does 10 physical damage,
you use a skill check, 10% chance to stun the enemies.
That's bad.
Gouda's always good, just more health.
And then we'll get a re-roll.
A ritual dagger can be pretty good if I spam upgrade it,
but I never think it'll do enough damage.
We have to kill bosses quickly
because this world has a lot of bosses
that juice like 250 damage a hit and I only have 250 health. So they like one
tattany. Anything that costs money is gonna ask. Mushroom heals 15 health
per turn. As boots helps my physical damage. So I'm not opposed to getting that.
I'm going to re-roll. Fireball's terrible and maces bad. State and pan-pierous is pretty good. Life still's nice. But we don't need that right now.
I think we need something that we're going to be able to kill him quickly.
I do like a gain of one coin for every 20 damage dealt in a single attack max two coins
always acted.
So you can get two coins and a tack.
That's good.
We're going to try that.
We can spam through these runes quickly.
This is the item that we really want.
This is the item that we really want.
Spin blade.
Because if I have a spin blade, it retrids and if I can retrig over and over again, and
I get a crit and I retrig, I can kind of infinitely attack and never lose a turn.
But I'll show you how it works.
This is my first swamp, this is the first out of my buddy.
He averaged one health and many of shield health.
He just physical damage and I have 225 health.
So I have to spin three things so I get a little shield and I can...
...kill Jack that redo.
...kill Jack that's awesome.
That's the best case scenario there.
Poison damage is never turned.
He gets me for a hundred and twelve.
That's bad.
I don't think we'll die to him now.
Actually, maybe we will.
Well, as of right now you'll kill me in two turns, so I need to kill him first.
Great.
Awesome.
It's kind of like gambling, yeah.
But after this run, we'll do predictions on whether or not I've either run.
That's really bad.
That's really bad.
Getting free shield is terrible because I do know damage.
I always want to be attacking.
I've noticed as well, certain builds worked for certain runs, like 18 hell.
I'm dead.
Chat, that was a great first run.
That was a great first run module for predictions.
That's how hard this game is.
That was the first boss to five.
Not ideal.
I'm just gonna continue on this day.
That's one that back.
Apple, Gainton Health, grants plus 40% physical damage when rolled.
That's really good.
If I combo it now.
the poison blade. I'll never mind we'll buy him this. Okay, fuck the apple. Fuck the apple, sorry.
Now I need to spin. I can't buy anything yet, so we get that one per. We need to.
Now we can buy whatever. I haven't used the rot and sword yet. 10 fiscal damage 15
poison's pretty good. Get the key now. Oh, the key I do want to save up for though.
Right now the only other thing you need is a better shield.
And then I'm red and then I actually think this will be the best one ever.
That.
I respan, I want to build the perfect kid off rip because respans cost money once you actually start.
Now I want to buy that, but I don't have enough.
Did I buy good on?
I don't think I bought good on.
But she's on the board.
I need better health.
Did I buy good on?
I can't remember.
Why aren't you getting the bomb?
The bomb scales, but it sucks.
I think I bought good.
See that I have a role
Then I bought the do-do I'm gonna up my physical attack
Because all I do physical damage
So I had to about to do that because there's no way I didn't roll that shit down on the time
Yeah, we have 220 truck out
Awesome
it's it's me fucking method it's like go you I've I've just I just
stay a attack attack over and over any bad it's fucking you it's
The perfect build. At least for right now. Judah gives me another 125 health.
We're 100% shield. I already get 80 shields. I don't really need that.
I would love to get the bounty contract. I feel like we save
This guy does lightning, this regards my shield and does direct damage to my health and then the top one is just physical damage.
I'm explaining for the new viewers.
All right, well we got mash you into that time.
Fuck, if I free credit, I think I, I think it's free credit you just like instill
land.
Oh my god that sucks. Oh my god that sucks.
Dude, I think this is already the one.
19 for a fucking blade upgrade
Look at us, game. I kind of want to buy the Guda
Or do we hoddle again? Do we hoddle again?
Chattas per run not boss. I have to win the run.
I'm going to get a key, and that would give us a fourth reel.
But this is like the perfect run right now.
So it'd be pretty risky.
I'm going to rescue it.
Because we fly kimota at this time.
Fuck, I literally fucked that so hard.
Oh my god, I fucked that up.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Alright, we went this.
Chat autoing was the plight freesie's taking it to five yep. There's moved the sub freesie
even the sub town Morgan E. Torre Jacob and freesie with the sub oh God I
I'll take it more than 40 coins.
Ooh!
I do like a heel of turn.
Pretty cheap. The good of a health increase now we're going to buy it.
Spinblade plus 30%
for 18 coins, that's not good. I'm gonna hoddle. I think you'll one after
this guy's really hard. That's the cleaver die that we can't beat.
Almost had three threats in the row there.
Dude, so much fucking damage.
He dies next turn, Shirley.
Easy.
Fuck!
If I reprint that, we would've been good.
Oh my god, no way, I'm missed.
Fucking missed it.
Just do any damage and he dies.
up the shield is bad
upgrade max health ooh, Chashmere life steal
stocks is game plus a hundred percent coins when rolled
That's bad unless I'm just farming money. Like I don't I don't see the world where this is good
Like there has to be a run where you want to have like a million symbols, but I don't understand the build that would be good for it
But this I wouldn't be able to ever I wouldn't even be able to roll
My health increase
Yeah, it's guys a thousand fucking hell
There's 221 damage, a turn!
Like what?
Oh my god.
He kills me in like four turns.
If I don't get killed.
Oh my god, I just fucked up.
the
damn it
he's 400 30 I think I kill him don't give me three shields. Oh, I think
oh my god, I missed it I miss it again. Yeah, we should take it out of sub only here. Oh,
easy, correct. We want
Wow, this is the run.
This is the run.
I gotta say there's nothing worth it.
Oh my god, wait, we just need it.
You find an ancient book, speaking at buy-gone times.
The Golden Cathedral of Clil, Tabakar Caravans from Plains of Plenty.
He tells you stories of Prime Siege on the Citadel, the Battle of Cune.
Now he calls the Cemetery Gates, Moking cigarettes and counting the Names.
Wacks, that is very...
Oh, these are going to be some crazy fucking bosses.
He gives himself a hundred shield for a turn or weird why it.
I think he's just killing right here.
You're lucky.
Dude, the chat.
The fucking, the fucking crit with the shield,
ups my max shield.
Awesome.
I don't know that.
I don't know that.
Nice this turn.
Not now he doesn't.
You guys max turn.
And now he's dead.
We killed bonus.
Oh fuck, did I really want a hot ol' for the Buddha?
But the spin blade is pretty awesome.
I could re-roll, but I'm gonna even be able to buy it.
I can get big biceps too, more physical damage, now this is the guy we would always
lose too.
Why is he at this cemetery now?
He's pretty pretty.
Love it.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I'm terrible.
I hate that sword a little bit, a little too big, he's a very large man, or a woman,
or anybody for that matter, another other, make a trip, we have 54 fucking coins.
That's such a mood of chat.
Next run, we fail.
We're going rotten sword build thoughts.
Next one, we fail rotten sword build and poison blade.
Fuck, fuck this.
We're just gonna do raw spins.
You're just poising poison poison poison diamond.
What do you mean diamond?
You gain a coin and respen the wheel after.
So there's no downside to having it.
Welcome to the team welcome to the team
Ring of wife 20% bonus on healing I
Kind of want to grab the shield
Do I want to go to? No. I want to save for that. That real respite more fuck.
A walking in
Not ideal, not ideal, diamond spray, and we're gonna crack and crease that fucking shield bitch.
2.25.
Come infinite money maker.
2.25 is a fucking dog.
It's a dog.
This is dog build.
Oh my god.
I need to get before it's real.
We need to survive this.
We need to survive this.
Oh that's bad.
That's bad.
I need that blade to do more. It's really just the least bend.
Like the name of the main damage dealer I have is the sword.
What we kill him here.
54 coins round. Oh my god I could upgrade that. I need to. I'm gonna respawn one time.
I feel like we saved.
All symbols executed two times next turn, one use, one use per turn, a $15 to use.
Dude, I feel like we're at a point now, we're making a pretty good penny.
You know,
Nudge one wheel by going up to three symbols.
I'll create a wheel next time.
What do we buy?
I don't know if I should hold 43 coins.
I'm not fine, see you over here.
Nothing.
Don't do it. Don't do five little hell now.
He starts off doing 140
Okay, I'm fine with that
He's making so much money
Oh my god, I'm mega-tornin. I'm mega-tornin. Oh my god, I'm mega-tornin. I'm mega-tornin. Oh my god, I'm mega-tornin.
Yo, this is what I think we can run this at the end of the fucking game right now.
I'd best know what's going on.
Oh my god, 80 fucking points.
Oh, I can get a bounty contract.
Given.
Reds 50 shield and plus 10 max shield increase, we're spending, oh thanks fuck we
Thanks, fuck we, we're fighting the guy.
This is where we're fucking personified.
I'm not gonna hit him.
I'm not gonna hit him.
Fuck, I was gonna hit him again.
Wait.
Do I want to use this?
Now.
But it's eight, fuck yeah.
Because it increases my max here.
But he's just good to spam it.
Oh hell no, what was that?
I feel like I should buy this every round.
Just up my max shield every time.
Game stimulating is hell, oh yeah, it's good.
It's fine.
It's so nice to watch.
Good.
Good.
We broke in the system!
We think we've gamified the fuck out of this.
Oh my god, I've wiped still like crazy.
Up that, 3 spin 2, wait.
What?
Riespin the 2 previous wheels?
respite after respite after respite after respite bro. I can't I can't use.
Yeah sure upgrade the shield. Oh my god. Oh my god we're on the next one. We just beat that.
We're back into the first swamp.
he's 2,000 hours
what the fuck
oh
he does a lot of damage
I'm going to start hitting these prats.
Oh, he just saw a moth.
Dude, that is just a potential is insane.
But the potential is insane.
Oh my god, it's going to be a spin to believe you still.
What happened there?
What?
It should keep respitting.
Oh god, let me do it now.
I stopped it.
Oh, my gosh, you're everywhere round.
The infinite bill there.
I absolutely think we beat the game with this bell.
Like I don't know how I would lose.
Like how do I lose?
They have to scale so hard.
I could up that a hundred percent.
By the Gudo.
Deaths out.
Two, forty, two, three.
That's that.
Oh, that's not good.
I got to run!
I've saw much help.
find out every turn, bro.
I got 400 shield.
And we get more max shield.
And again, 450 max.
Bro, this guy used to make me shaking my boots.
I used to be flaking at the side of the
Now, nothing.
Nothing.
me and even her name.
Dad 71 points draw. I need that fourth reel. Where's that fourth reel chat though, am I wrong?
40% physical damage, and more coins.
Four coins is spin and it reaches.
My god, it's a horn to goblin.
Oh, he just damaged my health, that's bad, but I do have a life seal.
My fill will be fine.
I think I have the best perk deal.
I need a few seals there.
Gold?
not ideal
that's good that's good that's good that's good
I'm fucking out of the end.
Yo, it actually is really trash to have the juice been on the first ones.
That's like I didn't even do damage with that guy there
That was just a money around
I mean all my health back to I don't think he can hurt me
Are you to play at them night two when it comes out? Yeah, oh, I'll call off this not even though there's another one come out
Who take it if you get to the fray?
Hey, well bronze with a sub-stick or crafted jokes near,
I'll free see if the five get the tiger take it to the fray.
Can't have a son.
See that's bad.
It does give me coins though.
Which is nice.
Okay, I just fucked that.
Oh, I should have bought it.
Okay, he's actually doing like an alarming amount of damage.
Okay, can we stop getting the shields?
Stop giving me just shields, bro, please.
My health is getting 20 lbs. I need to be damaged.
There we go.
Shields are fire, no, but I don't want just shields. I need to hurt him too, because he's still in the back.
Every, every, like, round we go, he gets stronger.
it's over chat, we have the fucking kill, it is, I mean, unreal, right now, I have four reals,
oh my god, oh my god, this guy only does damage to my house, which is bad, I could get
I'm not lucky here. I need to do a lot of life seal.
Who am I getting? This is the fucking lie.
See that bad.
That's really bad.
because he's gonna do a hundred and then.
Oh god I'm a half-thold.
Gain it back.
Oh my god, please gain it back dude.
What are we doing?
I might lose.
I need to damage.
We need to do damage.
Oh my god.
Oh my god I might lose.
got. The only ghost fucking took it away. Stop, I'm gonna be too out of it.
Fuck.
That worried me. That really worried me. That actually really worried me. Oh my god.
I don't really need to upgrade the shield dude. I got 160 from one. But I will.
I mean, we'll buy this case. He gives us 20 health.
I wish the Biceps rerolled. The Biceps rerolled would be worth it.
CD-Fossil.
Shield potion, upgrade plus 50% shield.
and
the
90s and it's about to kill you once that's me
row
399 damage is fucking absurd like that's actually crazy the steak was free yeah I'm
not going to use it I have max out there's no point using it it gives me help okay I
I just flocked up with those.
400 damage.
Oh my god.
Easy.
I got a double there that needs to be mega-crath.
Save money for what?
It would just be upgrades at this point.
I don't really see any other items that we'd be getting right now.
I'll save money for her.
I do think I should just keep up in my shield back.
The thing that'll kill the run killer is a attack that's my pass shield.
Does I only have three as a 50-how?
It's like 91 points there.
Well, we should get the glue.
Diamonds always nice to have.
Game 1, going for every 40 damage dealt in a single attack, max 3 coins.
And this day, oh my god, we're just buying everything, passing another world jack.
Oh my god, we're on the fucking way.
What?
That desert, why is it still foreign?
Like it's making me go through them again.
I'm confused.
Oh, you had a replay from the start?
Did I really? I don't know. What's this wrongness until I fail?
You find an ancient book speaking a bygone times. The Golden Cathedral of Quilt back in Carvens from the plains of Lentie, the imprisoned ceremonial master Shana, who invented the coffee ritual to distract his captors. Almost
Unredable enough of an enchapter faded scribbles of the invasion of Curo.
the red desert oh yeah these are motherfuckers I've never fought before the
gunslinger three hundred lightning damage I need to kill him like this
Turn!
300 lightning damage is...
That's fucking scary.
Good thing I have to stay.
I do have light shield too.
We're gonna need to off our light shield.
That's bad.
Damage. Damage.
You killed me.
Oh my god.
a lot!
Not questioning it, not questioning it. Yeah, we're gonna get more life steal
that definitely needed in this. We'll get that as well. Sure, we'll get that
upgrade, and yeah, we'll get more coins.
The Shuriken, Shuriken could be a crazy fly.
If I was able to upgrade the Shuriken to max, oh my god.
This thing is shield and health.
I'm not putting a g-stop there so he's not really gonna hurt me.
Might as $5! Since when is this motherfucker taxing my money? What do you mean?
I have to pay him!
I'm gonna kill him right now.
What is that?
Up to one magic damage critical hit times one thousand.
Now, it'll ruin the run, it'll ruin the run, now, I'm fighting a hole.
Oh my god that would have been a mega ramp.
Ah!
Yeah nice 70 shield walker there pal.
their pal idiot
they call me to put fucking dogs that I can't miss a skill chat I can't miss a
skill chat it's impossible give me the boosts do more damage give me the
do it off the shard thing how much is that that's 270 health
it does 270 hell oh wow we'll kill me this turn 300 damage and I thought I'm getting
No way!
Ow!
He gains health.
I'm gonna return for me.
Okay, and I just fucking ruin that.
I'm gonna die.
You guys do a little bit, it'll just hold white my health in one turn.
It's like two turns.
I need to kill him like.
Wait.
Yeah, he wipes me here.
I need to go on this turn.
Scary.
Scary, scary, scary, scary, scary.
I'm spending all of my money every round,
a lighter is too low.
Check, he's take we run it to the very end with this kit.
I have some point I'm gonna need,
I'm gonna need something that definitely killed me.
Now,
because I'm like almost dying,
and this is like four out of ten.
Oh my god, how am I missing a skill track?
I have to get some negative threats to the bunch, I can buy that every time I just
at some point I'm like a thousand shield so then the only worry is fighting people that do health
damage
we're non-physical
that went on infinitely you max out at a hundred coins which is kind of lame can
me agree on that. I am a stand in silence like an infinite money glitch. But
up next place, the sewers. You know, we're near in the king of the castle here,
chat. We're halfway. Do I need a revisit, dumb shit? Oh, there was no story at the
I guess I guess the sewer doesn't have much war
It's just the scary sewer place. Yeah, he does so much damage already
Wow four hits
You get some stuns on this guy
and
minus twenty dollars
on real what if I didn't have twenty dollars would it just kill me
I hope he just keeps saving my money.
I gain money so fast.
Wow, miss every crit job.
I'll make every church out of y'all not far.
Oh!
I can't even get any more coins.
This is almost a trivial race than here.
There's like no point.
They didn't even get my money.
Did the mods die or something mods, not check mods mods?
Dude, this $1 turn shit is so fucking funny.
It doesn't even matter.
You think I need to have $20 or a kill thing?
I want to know that so bad.
I feel like it would just take nothing.
Dude, I don't even need more coins.
Are these like max level?
I think the level 5 do that with the diamonds level 7.
seven coins of spin. Why would I upgrade that? Fireball? No.
Four thousand hell. I'm dying here. Jack, it's over. Pay it out. Okay, we'll pay it out,
bro. Fucking Jesus Christ. Choose outcome. We'll just survive this round. Yes.
We're on strike until we what did that say until we get our pay jacks
All right
Well, you're probably gonna be on strike for a while
I need to get a mega credit to on this
Wow, I also need to get danded and my life still needs to cook here.
Oh yeah, this is the pisses me on, I die.
I needed to land that, let's fuck.
That's such a boner.
With one additional wheel per level. I don't mind if I do. I permanently have another wheel
What wait, I just want to see
Do we do one more now we're not doing that was a good answer on what run back another day. That was like an hour long run
We got a good ass upgrade out of it, too. Dude. I wonder how dude the the shit at the end like the final boss
has to just straight up do like a thousand non physical damage like I'm sure of it the fucking final boss in slots and daggers has to be literally just pumping lightning damage
every like literally just
bypasses everything arc Raiders now chat we're ending
all right
it was a W stream though it was a W stream we will run arc Raiders next time
uh be wrong for the sub side thinking for the three uh of the five what what you're doing thank you friends and
section of the subject with the sub S.B. for the five frozen frame for the sub cheese
Amy in and see the subteenies. I'll figure it in a thousand of these out of even that.
All right, I'll send them to the stream chat. I will be going for six days now.
But we'll be back the eighth.
Happy new year, everybody. Happy new year in chat. I'll be posting on YouTube every day that I'm
gone on the main in the gaming. And then also in the philosophy on Tuesday.
But we'll be back the eighth. We're going to be running out of shrimp to like a week and a half
straight when we're back. The 11th we're doing the charity stream for Red Cross. That'll be matching
chat to dinner, so hopefully we raise a lot there. But outside of that, yeah, it was fucking awesome.
The 8th will be back to you in three times in games, random games, where games should like that.
That Friday will be reacts. That next Saturday, it will be the S&P, the next Sunday, it will be
reacts to the charity stream. Then we have the S&P, kind of a regular week, maybe some games
So the guys as well and we're gonna plan the friend slot week coming up
And then we'll go from there. But yeah, best seat with us on Lord and Tiger. Thank you for this. I'll be extra to some
Who do we want to raid?
Let's read walls, bro
I'm going to read rules, play some more games,
W fucking creator, by the way, I also pop it off right now.
He's playing Resident Evil 2.
Yeah, all right, we're going to read rules chat.
I will see you guys next Thursday.
So week from today, I will see you guys.
So I'm all for six days.
I'll see you guys in a week.
Appreciate y'all.
Hope you guys have fun watching.
Go watch YouTube videos while I'm gone.
But outside of that, I will see you guys very, very soon.
Peace.