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Myth in the fucking ring that shit was fucking hilarious
I saw a 700k like banger of someone being like why the fuck is myth in the ring like bro the shit is supposed to be
creator creators coming together for a boxing event, you know, I mean that's what makes nms boxing different than
misfits or brand risk or
All those things I'm not trying to discredit any of those those events are great or our brand race is great
this is great but you know that's like serious boxing you know and people
people that fight in those events they got real records of shit bro if you win
in NMS boxing your record doesn't go up or down you know what I mean
you get a haze guarantee bro I told you I told you the amount of people hate
watching is real I knew it was gonna happen but bro that's fucking
getting paid getting paid bro fucking a all the haters you're filling my
pockets even though actually I went red on the whole fucking up in because yeah
Yeah, it's expensive bro, I'm not gonna lie bro.
That shit is expensive.
Good reacts.
Got a debriefing man.
Yeah, I'll react to my fight.
Oh, I have a, wait, wait, wait, watch this.
Bro, I wish Wade pulled up, bro.
I DM'd him and he didn't fucking respond to me.
You doing with sponsors?
Yeah, sponsors do not cover that shit at all.
he commented on it bro what was the funniest clip of the night check let's start to watch
this shit shouts of all the fighters by the way that shit was amazing everybody that pulled
up to um I seen Michael Reeves and Lili Pichu were there bro I didn't know they
pulled up man shout out to them they pulled up and then they're watching in
the crowd um Toast versus second bro yeah no I'm not gonna like that shit was
fucking hilarious um also I will say this to all the haters bro who you know
is hosting a boxing event reffing in the boxing event and then fighting in the
Boxing event all in the same night. Nope. No creators doing that man. Not to to my own heart
But come on, bro. Let me to my own shit a little bit. Okay
All in all bro, this is a show it's for fun
No one is getting seriously hurt. Okay
Everybody fought with 16 ounce of love and to be honest
That shit it doesn't feel
Like you're getting fucking paid on the head actually landed. I don't know why he did 14 ounce man
Landon did yeah, lady. Let it did here
Dead she is coming today
Dead she is coming today. Yes blouse message to me
I'm not tripping or I can't hear shit I fucking hate Jason
I don't, oh there we are
All they take is one, remember that
He's done, he's gone, he's over
I fucking hate Jason, fuck this guy, also fuck you Jay
This guy, you guys also saw Alex Wasabi fight, now I'm exposing Jason the weed
Someone, I need him to fucking react to this clip, what the fuck did I ever do to you
What you try to put me against Alex was saw me and then you put me again
with 22 days of
If we could I fucking fight you I
Fuck this guy. He literally wants me dead
I don't know I did to you in this life or no, but to be honest
It's cuz I know black black would say yes to those fights cuz he's a real demon everybody was ducking
past life I don't know if you're like secretly like a saikuno stan or
something and that's why you don't fuck with me what but you clearly want me
fucking dead okay bro blouding good though he look he did good like staff
nap genuinely knows how to box like that was really like he's really a boxer I
I didn't know he was that good
He did really good man, bro, you know what from my
First one of hips. I see bro. I don't keep my hands up. I dead ass
Bro, I throw my jab in my right arm is like right here, bro. I'm retarded, man
Hey, I got no defense. I got no type of defense. I got no defense, bro, but
I'm gonna keep I'm gonna keep training bro to be honest. I like boxinger. It's fun, bro
And it's good cardio bro gets your body in shape and shit. I got zero defense facts, bro
Facts bro, and I heard people like yelling after watching the clips
Oh, I'm gonna be honest. I didn't hear anyone. I was zoned in I was like tunnel vision on
Jeff not in your shit
And I didn't throw a single body shot bro am I retarded
But yes, dude, yes, dude, I hate that this happened very because I honestly people on Twitter
Oh, you gotta knock down a shit.
How come every fight, I end up fucking slipping?
Jason X. Joel, I fucking slip on wet grass.
And then I slip, I slip!
Die!
Look at my, what, my whole right leg?
I say, I'm in a cartoon.
Well, I slipped on a fucking banana pill.
My whole right leg is literally fucking swinging the air.
Oh
No, there's a better angle I saw it. There's a better angle
Jeff put pieces on you
Fuck! Fuck you!
Do we bear bro Jeff?
Bro, he was lowkey boxing!
I'ma be honest, everybody underestimated him, including myself.
He lowkey full-boxed me a couple times bro.
That second round like, he was lowkey punching on me bro.
respect to Jeff man respect to Jeff actually though like shout to Jeff a
lot man I talked to Jeff after the fight bro is nothing but love for him I
don't actually hate him it was all an act better angle he coaches it second
Okay, I don't know about cooked
Okay, okay
He did on God he did okay listen when Nancy pulls up. I want to watch it again
I didn't watch the fool fight again. Look look look look at this shit
Look at the fucking big-ass holy
On the ground, bro
Do the
And he didn't even look he didn't even punch me I slipped I slipped his punch
Fucking fucking cartoon fall
Sure, okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah, whatever bra whatever bra
I did not get- OH MY GOD!
There was water!
Thank God for this angle though, seriously.
I seen this, bro.
Why is he best friend of farm men bro?
Now me and jen have came a long way bros facts man.
Honestly I hope he uses opportunity and I hope he sees all the support that he got on
the internet bro and he uses that to fucking go crazy with streaming bro and get out of
Fortnight man, you know Fortnight get like he was fucking dead
When is Deji pulling up
Pulling up at three. That's what he said top three today, but um, Deji
What should we eat?
Should we eat man? We got to do a mukbang, bro
He averages 10 X your viewers, okay
I don't know bro got a debrief KFC
KFC oh
No, I've seen this bro
Pilot one that fight in our hearts rigged. Let's get real judges for these fights
Bro, holy shit. Seems like you know Boston very well. We should get a ring for the next one. It'll be fun
Okay, ex calling out Bucky. I ain't fighting for zero dollars on some liberal rigged card
Liberal rigged card. We could talk after fs. Yes, I'll be ready. I'll slide for my boy
Holy shit liberal liberal card. I
Don't know. I don't know what the event had to do with second
Being liberal or politics at all, but okay, sounds like hope to me
But I didn't watch this fight chat I didn't watch the X versus pilot fight
How was it was it
That's a thing though, bro. I don't know. Maybe I should get like secondary, maybe like one real judge along
content creators because then shit like this happens. You know what I mean? I don't know. It's
it's it's it's a weird position to be in because I don't want I don't want it to ever get to the point
where it's like super serious um but I still want the competitive aspect to it like oh if you
legitimately won and you know I don't know I don't know maybe real judges and then keep them for
commentators uh I don't know I don't know I'll figure it out bro but I wanted to I want NMS boxing
to just be content creators to be all of it. The riff, the fucking judges, the commentators,
the crowd. It has to like the fact that everyone was crowding the ring too. That shit was fire, you know?
crowd like there wasn't even that much people there like it was probably less than a hundred
people but the fact that everybody crowded up around the ring and was like like a real
fight night made that shit way more hype.
was a good ass ref he had the whole outfit and everything this was hilarious
3-2 minute rounds here for the main event.
Come on man, send my name back to Tomato Town.
Boom.
I'm going.
Triple jab.
Right.
7, 7, 8.
Man, man.
Man, man.
Yo, Jason feels hilarious, man.
This sums up the video.
What to do now.
Oh, get right here.
Looking at the finish.
Good jab.
Again, outside of this moment over here in the corner,
Jason's had a really good round.
Okay, we did way say I I wonder or did I lose?
21 okay fairs, okay, okay. That's fairs this way. I've got touch one, but he fired back
Come on now
Straight right in
That's it right there. 15 seconds, kill him!
Oh my god.
Bro, Deji, holy shit. Bro, Deji, you're a fucking judge, dude.
15 seconds, kill him.
Here's your commentary, team folks.
Oh, good shot.
Bro, his right eye, I was punching on that right eye, man.
Yes.
I was punching on that right eye.
Bro another mistake I do is after I punch. I don't you sit bro. I gotta get better at that
Congrats on your win man
Oh you are fucked up
Oh shit, where are my things? I want you next bro. It's good. It's good. Stop ducking me
Ohhhhhhhh!
Okay, here's bro. I just...
I don't think this is worth my time.
What are you going to do?
Okay, I'm not going to lie.
You just slice this out.
Bro, I'm going to say I'm not going to lie.
I'm going to say I'm not going to lie.
I'm going to say I'm not going to lie.
You're going to give it into boxing exactly.
I promise you.
Me and you are the same height.
We're the same height. I'm probably a little fatter than you, Michael.
But I think a fight with us would be pretty...
It would be pretty even but he's 10 no to fight. Oh my god. I don't care
But after for my money on God, it's three just FNCS
After fortnight so wait when you don't say when I win don't say never
I'll be okay. Your chat a your chat is
You know, I'm not gonna be asked at all. So you question. What happens if you better?
I told you I'll kill myself. I said I don't care. Oh, please is Jason
I've been so close so many times I got second. I got third. I got fourth four times like I'm getting eventually get it
So right now. It's not my time. It's like you do the race method. It's a fucking top guy. I am the top guy
I am the fucking top guys
He's the top guy, but my duo just won a lot of stuff in CS.
Like I actually have a chance.
Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan took him seven, I think seven or eight seasons to win an NBA championship.
I'm on my eighth year.
Yes, but you have done or seen the difference.
NBA careers, like Jevon Dey, Zivra the Deforter, you are in your Michael Jordan Wizards.
Oh, no.
You guys are getting older, like all the good kids, they're like 15, 16.
When you hit 25 years old, your reaction time is the best.
At your age, that's a fact.
Jack, y'all are going to question mark me.
Literally, look it up.
When you hit 25 years old, by the way, your lighting is so good.
It looks really sexy.
I'm going to go on.
So you think you're the Michael Jordan before me?
But when you hit 25, yeah, your chat's saying, sure.
When you hit 25 years old, I believe your reaction is the best it's ever been.
So you think you're the Michael Jordan before me?
No, I'm James.
I'm Michael Jordan.
You're Chris Paul.
Don't say that.
I'm shit.
I love Chris Paul.
He's like the Chris Paul or James hard enough. No, I'm in my eighth year
So when you win FNCF that's when you want to retire for them
Probably the year after it depends how fast I okay. This is my conspiracy. I'm gonna win FNCS and then I'm probably gonna like
Not try as hard maybe because I won like I already got what I want
You've been trying hard and you still haven't yet
Has he been trying hard?
He doesn't do anything else
Bro, Peter Bond plays different games, he doesn't play Fortnite anymore
That's true
I'm dead ass
He doesn't play other fucking games
Yes, he does
Oh, this Valorant or something, no he doesn't
He's like a mortal in Valorant and plays fucking all this stuff.
Okay, okay, and I do my business stuff.
So while he's playing other games, I'm still doing shit.
I'm not, I'm the game 12 hours a day.
I'm not, I'm not.
I'm not gonna be able to play for like 10.
Why not?
10 hours a day.
Oh, I think this is the one.
This is the season.
Yes.
Yes, this is the season.
Yes, this is the season.
10 hours a day.
I am going to be winning this season.
What did you place in the last episode?
Oh, a second.
You have 47 out of 50 teams.
Genuinely, bro, it's your 8th year in a place of 47.
It's like the trajectory right now is downhill.
It's time to pivot.
Okay, my new duo won last up in CS.
Okay, honestly, yes, I did bad in Germany.
It is what it is. It happened.
Go on and know what success is. Success is bouncing back.
You only failed me.
How many times are you going to say that, though?
You said that maybe seven times now.
You only fail when you give up, that is a fact.
Success is continuing, and keep on trying after failing.
Because a lot of people, majority of the world-
This is like Lacey saying it's going to lose weight.
I am losing weight.
I still am losing weight.
Yes.
Majority of the world are going to die.
I'm going to tweet.
I'm going to die because I'm doing it live in action.
I'm 190 right now.
I was 210.
You were 300.
I was 300.
You were 300.
Oh, the Lacey Locking is in full effect.
I'm looking skinny.
Yes, sir.
You tweeted the first Lacey Locking a year ago.
Yes, and you flat-toed, okay.
No, you still went from busy 100 to 190.
You ain't no weight on reggae.
Don't Asian chef knock your ass down.
No, he didn't.
Asian chef, no, he didn't.
Okay, what do you mean by that?
Asian chef, you got me in the lead!
You got 200 pups!
You got me 200 pups.
Okay, I slipped.
He did better than we thought.
No, he didn't.
He did, he did.
No, I won't, I won't, I won't.
He did the sandbag method.
Everybody thought he was gonna be
some fucking uncoordinated like puppy again.
Yeah.
Don't talk.
He actually did.
That's second round.
He was fucking me up.
Who's been your ass?
He won second round.
He won the second round.
Sure.
Give him second round, bro.
But I slid.
All right, he got fucking none down.
You want to talk about second rounds?
Pilot won the second round.
Wait, I didn't watch that one.
Pilot won the second round.
Wait, did X win that fight?
Yes.
And X beat the shit out of Pilot the first round,
but Pilot won the second round,
and Pilot won the third round.
Say, who won?
No fight.
X.
Damn.
Who wrapped it?
Myth.
is the judges are concentrated, bro.
I don't wanna make.
No, I know, I know, I know, I know.
I don't know what to do, what do I do?
Here's the problem that I think.
I don't wanna take my mind, honestly, really.
It shouldn't be really think,
it shouldn't be really competitive,
but the only issue is from a viewer's perspective,
if you're watching a fight
and the judges are cheering for someone fighting.
That's rare, bro.
It's like, you know what I'm saying?
That's the only thing we're talking about.
I told you, you do not be buying these, bro.
I'm here. I'm watching it back. I'm here in J single. He like yeah, let's get him
The judge yeah, J also that he always goes into the people's corners
You know, I know what you want to keep it in that in that still fun not serious. Yeah, we're not making it too real
I mean, this is your second fight. No, there's no first fight. No, not yours
For yes, I mean you're improving every single one every single one's gonna be better than the last one
Yeah, the fifth one, I want you, bro.
I already told you, bro.
You okay? You okay with me? That's our word.
You should fight, um...
Wait, who are you going to fight next?
Do you even have someone?
I don't know.
You should fight, uh...
No, probably the next one I might not know.
Right, D.C.
D.C. don't want to fight.
D.C. won't fight.
Oh, God.
Why don't you fight?
I don't want to fight.
I'm not going to fight me.
Yeah, wait, whatever happened to that.
You're a fucking duck.
You're a fucking goose, man.
I'm not a duck.
Did you hear why he ducked?
Yeah.
For Ebb and CS for Vino, no, fuck up.
For Ebb and CS for Vino chat, and I got four.
And I was first down.
What was it you said you wanted to use, like, extra headgear,
right?
Because you wanted your brain to function in any game still?
I actually need to give me a house draw.
I don't know how to talk about someone, right?
It's valid.
That's valid.
Bro, I don't.
Bro, Creator Boxing's back.
Creator Boxing's back.
You're bringing it back.
No, I saw some headers.
I didn't get to share it with you.
I saw it.
You should do old content creators versus new content creators.
So, for old?
No, like, imagine like, what's your example?
What's your good example?
Who's he versus me?
No, not you, but who's he versus someone,
someone new that's still on the scene?
Who's he versus you?
Wait, why are you not, oh, you're ACL?
I'm not, I'm not saying I paid like, at least $5 million.
Are you paying people?
I lost money on that event.
Well, that's fine, that's good.
That's not bad, because I know that's good.
I mean, those are my own events, fine.
Listen, I just really love you, dude.
Because it's 10 times bigger.
I do it for the love of the game, maybe one day.
Oh my god, you put rice on there, saying.
Why?
I don't like that shit.
That would be pretty safe.
Nah, you're not doing that.
But how do you use money?
Because I'd pay for flights, I'd pay, I'd pay these.
There's a lot of food.
Yeah, but now, now you get investors.
So it's a real spiel now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm trying to get bigger sponsors.
But yeah.
So we're about to play basketball in a little.
Right, Deji's pulling up.
He said.
On the end of the Deji vs me and Lacey.
Yeah, yeah.
On the end of the Deji vs me and Lacey.
Does Deji play ball?
I don't fucking know.
What's running?
He's pulling in like 20 minutes.
Okay.
You want to run it?
Yeah, let's run it, bro.
What do you guys got playing today?
Just gonna.
Seafood.
See what we're doing at the world's largest seafood
building, if y'all want to join.
See, I'm probably gonna join it.
Bro, we gotta get in the right way.
Yeah, let's see.
I don't even know what it is.
World's largest seafood was basically I have a kid I have a kiddie pool right? Oh, that's a movie, man
Where are we eating?
I'm gonna get like 15 bags of
And we can't even scream and to jump into the pool
No, not the pool
Put the seafood
And we're doing the world's largest seafood boy
We got to we got basketball to be to then we got a
a veggie mukbang and then we got the world's largest seafood boil and then we got
the world's largest seafood boil. Let's go.
You want some peptides? No more peptides.
Are you crazy? I'm not crazy, yeah.
You're not even natural. You're not even natural.
I'm not looking though. Everyone should be on crazy.
Yo, I've seen JC say that I'm not 145. I'm 145.
145. Yes. Wait, 165? You want 165? Yeah. You know what? I got no ass for that. I don't want to do it.
He's got a long, long butt. Do the thing where you suck it in. He's just crazy. That's not bad.
Yes, he got a bubble boy. It's really attractive to have ass. I wish I had a little bit. Do it for you.
for you he doesn't know if it suck it like me I wish she's yeah you know it's not
it's not a talent that's what it is if I was if I was a girl I'm not like big
booze with no I feel like I feel like I feel like a part I mean build like an
airplane actually I probably been in the girls with like a face card and yeah
You have a good taste though, no?
I mean, decent, decent.
Yeah, you know, you have a good taste, you know.
You have a good taste, you know.
But the Asian, for sure.
You need to be.
No, he is a girl.
Yeah, honestly.
He is a girl.
Every guy's wanting to fuck.
Max, this guy.
You would have his eyes alone, bro.
No.
I had long hair.
I had the ass.
I had the girl.
And he.
I had the ass to have an hour.
Jason, the fact that you're imagining him as a girl
and saying you fuck him is.
No, no, no.
I'm imagining it's Lacey as a girl.
He got those like demon eyes, you know what I mean?
Imagine him second date and he'd look up at you.
All right, I can do that.
Bro, what's up, man?
Fucking hell.
What do you guys see?
I got a mirror on to that, dude.
I'm sure, I'm sure.
Here's my question.
If I was a girl and I was in a bar,
how many shots do you need to beat a fucking guy like that?
Well, as a guy or a girl?
As a guy.
Like, if you were a girl.
Me, right now, with long hair and more feminine features,
imagine I had a diss.
Like, the scenes as you were on the show.
I don't imagine what you'd have a diss.
Like, imagine I had a bad ass, imagine I had a diss.
That's not good.
See, it's already a diss.
I
Would never step over here
Your pussy you wouldn't do it, bro
Oh, I'm not gonna hide you too late. Yeah, cuz yes, we don't it's really what goes out of the way, bro
Yeah, bro, you're right
You've been saying that and I got to win it fncs. No, I actually would play I'm I really just don't want
it. Well, I'm just saying, you know, but if I don't have anything to do, I will.
I don't give a fuck about that.
I don't give a fuck about that.
I don't give a fuck about that.
I'm a Fortnite professional.
No you're not! You're ass!
You're an entertainer.
You create ideas.
You create fun stuff.
I'm an entertainer, but I'm also the top Fortnite.
Oh my god, bro.
I am a top.
Leave Fortnite.
Leave Fortnite.
Ron's been telling me that for five years.
You should have lived for eight years ago!
I got an icon skin two years ago. I should never leave. This is my bread and water. I'm one of the best players in the world.
And y'all could laugh, y'all could say whatever you want, but I am the one with the best players in the world.
But, we have to put our station off freeing the snow, so we can't throw a three years ago clue.
Eightest Clicks, a top ten player on NA.
Yes! Are you guys still looping?
Yes! On NA.
Yes, on NA.
I got Peter, but...
No, they have no clue about any fucking players. My chance of this women. Yes, please. That's saying watch that saying yes
Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Now. I'm gonna ask another question quit. Am I okay?
I'm asking a question. Am I a top five do on an essential? Yes, because you know, okay
He's going to come to me this morning was is he a tier one bro? Yes. I think he's tier two. You're fucking loser
I'm not a lie. If you're yes in ten hours a day in your tier two
I'm not just fucking there's like 10 to one first on the central 100% 100 cents here one $800,000 earn
You're saying that's your five. No, you're testing your two. I'm sure three. It's your five. You're testing. He's definitely tier one
I love your chat. He is tier one. Okay. Clicks is on Nick a 30 level. He been
That's a piece to jump. Yeah, no, I can't fucking manage your chats too fast
Yeah, bro.
Peter 500.
But, oh man.
If I could play ten hours a day and also beat both Yall and basketball, it's disgusting.
More athletic than you, better gamer, better looking, better everything, bro.
Oh my god, I remember when I crossed the line.
And you lost?
I did.
Well, someone else in the-
I won one, you want to go in?
Marvin just said he was fighting the clicks in the chat.
Marvin that said that?
Oh, he's talking about the night down there, man?
I don't even know if he brought some more to me.
No, you would get-
Why would he beat the shit out of me?
Bro, he's like a real scrapper.
I
Have a rest in Nike actually Marlena one way he's an idea
Really? Yes, that's crazy. That's the first room in a sign of Nike. Oh, no
Not
Right
Crazy Jesus
Kai did son. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah
What my match is signed a Nike. I'm pretty sure no way from you see I never seen that. I don't assume that
Yeah, why don't you fight speed? Yeah, bro. Let me get speed up, bro
You would die he's
Yeah, you didn't train for this agent I tried for two months, and then you stop
Well, I mean no, he had like two more training leading up to it. Yeah
Yeah, but you look pretty bad for two months.
Bro, two months is like, we both had two months.
You didn't dream before that?
No.
What the fuck, bitch?
Nah, man.
What?
You both did good in the ring, bro.
Pro.
You and Asian people both did good in the ring.
But those fucking fight-a-wrestles are all fucking around.
We go outside right now, man.
We go outside right now.
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
Let's do it.
The things I would fucking do to you, bro, I would twirl you up, punch you around, take
your pants off, and go fucking crazy.
You don't want this shit.
You don't want this shit.
I got my nose in the car world.
We can literally, I got my shirt in the fucking boxing game.
We can just, we can just, we can just.
I got two headgear.
Baron up on this?
No, not Baron, I got FCS.
I can't do Baron up on this, I can do it.
Wait, so you're saying you're down?
We can spar, I'd spar.
Wait, so after getting your first actual fight,
were you like, like do you think you thought in your head
you were more prepared than you were?
Yeah.
You think you would've been checked?
Hell no.
Damn.
Yeah, I think I would've been.
Yeah, but he's a fighter.
Yeah.
And Meeber's age, Jeff, that was actually a good fight.
Like, entertainment.
It was.
Like, it wasn't one-side.
It was a boring fight.
I got my ass wugged.
Marlin should fight someone, bro.
But like, I can only...
No, he should have fought someone.
What's in it for Marlin?
Meeber's now getting Marlin's, like, dinners.
Yeah, well, just get on your hands and use it in this corner.
Start sucking.
Like, I can't see anybody beat Marlon.
Wait, what?
I think I could beat Marlon.
You think you could beat Marlon?
Yeah.
In a box fight?
Yeah, in a boxing fight.
In a boxing fight, yeah.
Boxing fight, like...
In a boxing fight, baby.
Alright.
Did she beat Marlon?
Okay, that's different.
Did she...
Did she stop off?
Did she stop three, man?
No, did she stop the top of the top, boy?
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about black people.
I'm talking about black people, dude.
Fuck I thought it was something like boxing and crater boxing black people. He's top. He's out the top
Maybe maybe one after
You have to gear you're born on the back of your shirt clicks
what yeah oh for the back of your shirt for what I guess that's a year you're
born now I hate you sir I was gonna play on fourth place oh
I
Best edit look at these I
Seen it
I like this is fire bro
But did he drink the chop potion when he made this video?
Yeah
On their minds back
Hey, that's fine, bro. His voice is off. Yeah, he should have regained a voicemail ship, but I mean doesn't matter bro. Signed by Nike
That's fire. He's only getting started
That means we're gonna get Nike PR packages now, bro. Let's go
Whole house gonna be Nike'd uh, let's do it
Let's go bro!
Let's go!
Oh my god bro!
You can call me rawdog move!
Best edit so far?
What the fuck?
Holy shit.
Nah.
That's fire.
That's fire.
nah that's fire that's fire that's fire I like this shit is hard
it's heading back to the middle term
also I'm not the greatest singer ever but at least
am I tripping or did it like is y'all not over thinking is she in her own head because when I was listening to her sing the national anthem I swear to God I like that bro
Bro that shit was beautiful
What was her was her trust in it was ass or some shit
No, my friends was supporting me even when I didn't feel confident.
No.
That's just what friendship's for.
No.
I'm the bad.
Yo.
Wait, is she trolling?
I can't tell if she's trolling, bro.
What is this side-eye?
Is she?
She got one guide oh my god she got one guy the bro she got one guy the bro
see your chair stop with that one guy shit man this is the effect that y'all
fucking one guy here's do all right I'm not bloated fuck you call her call her
I talked to her after, after our industry and she did good, man.
I called her and did what, bro?
I'm like, what do you want me to do?
What do you want me to do?
What do you want me to do?
Comfort her?
Like, what's wrong with you, man?
I already said that she did really good and she did do really good.
Comfort her.
One died.
Okay.
My bad y'all could have been better a lot of shit went down last minute first time
I was in full control every aspect was mainly directing color switches
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, bro. Oh my god, yo y'all could literally tell I was getting heated, bro
And I was texting blows mid fucking
Like mid-wrepping I said what the fuck is going on lock the fucking lock in
But obviously he's not in control of all that shit. Yeah, there's a whole team, but I don't know
Can we get
Something in return for production flaws at the start
JTJ yo, I stop saying JTJ bro. Do you understand how much money I put in this shit and didn't make any fucking money back?
Huh, but if anything I'm the opposite of JTJ. Oh my god, I gotta pay Russell, bro
How much our
venue event alone
30 venue and production
like 20 30 so what if I got Cocoa pay I mean by the Cocoa obviously blessed
man shot the Vitacoco but they didn't cover the whole shit and then flights
alone for everybody's flights and hotels put everybody in a very nice hotel in
Long Beach
Probably like
2025
Yes, yes, bro
Did you know I didn't get digi digi top three brain I
I got I got them first-class tickets
You should
Tax write off yeah tax write off
You slept good on that claim man
Make the money back today. Okay bet. Yo, let's get some let's get a fucking a treasure train going
Let's I do a wheel or some shit
I'm so good
12 hour ballish
I like this was a pretty epic way to end the fight
I was so tired, bro
Dude, I should have like, bro, I definitely could have I'm disappointed in my performance
bro I gotta get better man I was I didn't hit him in the stomach at all
like bro I could have I I rolled there could have hit him in it could have
hit him with a little, with a, with a fucking liver shot.
Damn bro.
This was round two when he got my, no, this is when I got
emotional, bro. Like he got me without a right.
He got me without a right. How do you stumble it?
And then I just went in bro. I got emotional there. I got sloppy but round two. I was a bad performance for me
I over extended. Yeah, and he was just throwing bro throwing throwing throwing
Yeah, round two off sloppy man. I
Was sloppy. Yeah, I wasn't calm
Wasn't calm
Okay
But then third round brown third round there's a win in their car
Yeah, bro, this was mad random
Shouts of Michael Reed's and let me teach you shit. Hey
Hey
The Ag boys Ag boys bro, I post bro. I'm closing my eyes. I hate bro
He's the type to pick the best photo for himself. Look at me and land in with a chop, bro
They what the fuck that?
Oh
My god
Here's other hips
Oh, you better get in the trouble, bro
Huh
No
Bro, they guessing it you did
bottom clip of us but we never like oh cuz she was the one was like oh yeah yeah yeah oh wait
wait that's the same girl yeah but she's been hanging out with like OSDS and she's like right and
I don't talk to them at all always have no relation I don't respect that but then I was like damn this
is mad awkward to my seer around OSDS so I pull her as hard as you know like I'm just letting
you know this is my animosity that's it yo you don't gotta you don't gotta explain yourself
I was like, I was like, I thought you did it with all this stuff.
I thought I'm more than it?
Nah, bro.
I woke up too, yeah.
Dammit, progress!
No, no, no, no, no, cause he's on the face now, right?
And it hurts.
No, when your girls say your first game, I woke up, I said, why'd you call me my first game?
Did you see this clip?
And so, like, I was crying.
Oh, it's not bad. You didn't even do anything.
Yeah, but like, I think I want to say from perspective though, it's just like, if you in a relationship, why you learn about another girl, you know what I mean?
Why you learn about another girl?
What?
Bro, you can have friends, dude.
No, I don't have friends, girls.
Aw, hey.
Did that shit ever come around your neck, man?
Ducks!
W. Passenger Princess.
Wow what the fuck bro he's in the passenger of bro red seeds the little cars is her car
Wow, she got money man, you know Simon be making bank off that
Stick to the code, bro
What is this fucking AI slot
You know, Twitter's about to be aged.
They said, because people want to bring them up
so they're biased, so people aren't going to give him the credit.
I know that's going to happen.
I'm already saying it.
She was right, bro.
She was right, bro.
That's just the haters, man.
They hate you, they love you, bro.
They wanted to see me get fucking knocked out.
Am I on a van, bro?
I mean, it's Twitter, bro.
But to be honest, there was so much more love than hate,
and that's all I paid attention to, bro.
God I did okay to be fair though bro bro I gotta make it clear next time
bro veggie yo I see close and she's like trying to give me calms like I can
even hear him in the first place bro dude man dead she shot it all up
but come on bro
He was doing real steel shit. Oh my god, this is hilarious, bro
Damn
Did ass I
Didn't know bro. This is my peak. It's my peak
That's fire. That's fire. No. Bro, next, next NMS boxing? I'm not gonna lie, I think all of, all of Twitch was watching that shit.
We gotta make, we gotta make like an NMS boxing category, man.
Peek is prom
Everyone coach told you body shot
Hey, bro, she flew all the way out here from Australia chair
Oh
Dude
Texas
Texas, oh shit. I don't know why I thought there from Australia
This you know, I'm an Australian exit. Yeah, I'm a target, bro. I don't know why
I don't have CTE
I
Kept NMS boxing and community thing fuck all that official ref judges and fighters shit. I don't say it bro. I feel like
Feel like making it
My bro myth being a ref was
Hilarious, dude. I it was hilarious and I like working to
Judges it's gonna be too serious, but I definitely got a fear out of way to make it
Make a good balance of competitiveness, but also not like super serious because at the end of the day
Bro, no one's getting a real fucking record for this shit. You know me
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Nah, I ain't alive but I might make myth official rapping, I might be a judge.
He's good bro!
Nah, nah, I look he gotta keep being a rapper.
I don't know, I don't know, but myth is good man, he's good.
That was good.
half. What do you mean, bro? If I get subbed out because I'm going to fight, I don't know.
I don't think I'm going to fight in the next one. I don't know, bro. I don't know. I don't
know. I mean, the next one probably won't be for months. So.
I don't know why jay said don't the fight was over he's going to the back of my little
boyfriend bro myth after the fight big shout out to everyone that competed
tonight in this boxing it takes huge balls to enter the ring in front of that
many people the fights tonight were incredible GGs I think the fights this
time around were way more entertaining and way more even than last time facts
or not facts are not did three like the last one definitely had like more star
power but this one had way more like problem you know I'm saying
Where the fuck am I? I don't know
Nice pigs right here. Damn eggs. Damn eggs. Look holy shit
You look gassed
Sad she going through some shit. Oh
Oh, yeah, oh, oh, you're crying. Oh, oh, okay. I didn't know
Whole twitch
Yeah, I mean bro
This shit was this shit was jumping man. She was just jumping we got it in the category going next time
Damn.
Damn.
That's far.
Nice.
Damn!
That's far.
Nice.
You make the show run bro, don't you?
Kind of cheap.
Kind of cheap for who, bro?
I can always fix something, I just need 10 minutes.
Bro, 60, you are actually raised with me.
60, you should be fucking messing with the production
or helping with the production and saying you're typing in my chat.
Like, what the fuck?
I don't even know what the hell I'm doing.
I can't see his face, I can't see anything.
Don't let them disrespect you.
I'm not for everything you're doing.
Don't let them disrespect your name.
Come on, bro.
I'm not.
I'm not.
No.
Wait, no, Harry had a Chinese cigarette.
No.
I'm about to go straight back.
I'm about to go straight back.
Don't yet if I can see the red.
I was like, in there fucking yelling, I'm like, so we got no sound, guys.
So I was like, I can hear the commentator's in the room, but I can't hear it on the screen.
Yeah, right.
It's true, bro.
Damn, I look like this?
Hold on, bro.
Hold on.
I look like this for real?
Yeah, that's pretty accurate. That's pretty accurate, bro. Great art right there, Archie.
I'm like lying in bed playing Pokemon champions. I haven't even texted back so so cool. Thank you for fighting brother. You put on a show like
I'm sure he went and texted everyone who's in the in the fight individually was like letting him know like thank you like that's a class act
Amen
It's not only me, bro.
I think thank you.
Thank you for the W.
I'm W.
It's the nice thing to do, bro.
Like everybody pulling up, getting in the ring.
Some people are accepting like last minute, it's the nice thing to do.
He didn't text me.
I didn't text you for real.
I texted second.
Oh shit, I didn't take you bro, sorry bro.
I didn't take you bro for it.
Not but genuinely toast bro, you put it on the show.
Like seriously.
I see how it is.
Not bro, toast.
Toast.
Love you bro.
Thank you for fighting.
Speaking of love, man, he said he should be here around three-ish, just too dodgy, bro.
Bro
I'm not a lie if Diana was a fight again, I don't know she does bro. I gotta give her some comp shit man
That you never space is Loki cinema
Until any of these roots our commas can find
JC make bring all the comedies the other platforms functions will also not be a bitch hop in a ring
I'm gonna follow all these as facts bro. Listen hosted ref if I all in the same minute all in the same night
Skip some words, I mean
Oh my god, no, I didn't speak to foosie, bro. I should have spoke to foosie, bro
Wait
What do you mean? What's good, bro?
Wow
Okay, okay, bro
or about to get off squeaky clean and shit,
or I'll boot up in a little bit and I'll let you know.
Are you trying to like prove to everybody
that you take showers?
Like I don't understand.
Nah, I just wanted to call you.
Just wanted to call you and check up on you
and make sure you let you know that you should have
on my day too, you know what I mean?
So it's not like a one-way streak, you know what I mean?
I think friendship takes two ways.
You know what I mean?
The brotherhood takes two ways,
so I just want to let you know that I'm putting effort
into this as much as you are, okay?
Don't worry, you're not alone in this, brother.
I got you.
Uh, thank you, bro.
All right, and if anything, just let me know.
You know, he's always in my home.
Don't you mean let you know what?
Let you know what?
So just say anything you gotta let me know.
You know what I mean?
What do you just say what you want?
Like, ask what?
And I'm always down to hang out.
Like, you know what I mean?
I'm always down to hang out.
But I gotta hit this shower real soon.
So I'm gonna hit this shower?
And if anything, you always in my phone.
My phone is never on B and D, never.
You know, I got you, bro. I'm gonna hit you whenever. Yeah
Okay, yeah, I got you
Me you mean a bit
What do you mean you're you'll see me in a bit
All right, bro.
All right, bro.
Let's go.
Did he just text me?
410.
This was before I realized how far you were.
Let's do it, Deji, bro.
Do his flights like late, yo.
God, my missus flight, bro.
Oh, get him!
That's Jason the fucking weed right there.
That's Jason the fucking weed right there.
Damn, Ryan!
Damn!
I'm not gonna lie, everybody around the ring is so far here.
We gotta keep that, we actually gotta keep that.
Fuck the CD arrangements, bro.
Free range, let the crowd do whatever the fuck they want.
This shit is fire, this is a real fight night.
What the fuck?
What the, I was watching that, bro.
Oh my god, good hit!
Jason, you're looking great!
Jason, Jason, you made it!
Jason!
Oh my god!
Jason!
Get him!
Not gonna lie, get a bar and some cocktail tables next time?
I feel like you were there, but what do you mean?
What do you mean, get a bar for next time?
Get a bar for next time!
Get a bar for next time!
Get a bar for next time!
Get a bar for next time!
Bar for next time
I
Like shout out to Jeff bro. We go. This is what a fucking show
Your name is off your you don't take no yurts money. It's not false
Oh
That wasn't
The fuck is you who is this breath is this second glorify Cameron who is this streamers POVs?
random deny so my mom so we we put my mom who's
You know laser lock the fucking breath
Hey, bro
I'm beyond bro, I don't even see that much hate to be honest. I
Didn't see that much hate
Like there's definitely hate but compared to like the love and the success of them in I don't see that much, right?
You're making my fore-use different.
Wait, I did not repost this shit.
See, I'm gonna repost this shit.
the fuck bro what the fuck
I'm not reposted bro oh my god bro do I got ctd for real
oh it was the sound it's the Cinderella sound I was trying to get the tiktok oh my god
Oh
Yeah
They've seen this here in the water
All live graphics design and controlled by me dude
60 so when I was screaming at production telling you to lock the fucking you are typing in a chat
jerking off with your stream deck on a table
Are you fucking kidding me, bro?
I'm just kidding, yeah, that's not even your job.
What's your name?
Are you bringing cameraman or?
What's your name?
The game.
Oh, is this going to be me and you?
Me and you?
Tripod?
You got any Christian football?
Yeah.
Are we doing that shit?
Yeah, bro, the 12th me and Yugi will be going to the World Cup
We'll be watching the game, bro. It's a date
It's a good kid right there, bro
like look at this shit bro are you crazy who the fuck is even doing this how does
happened? Did someone pee?
Secrum set you up. They were drowning, Jeff.
God, bro, so next time do I get Taliboli's bro to wipe up the corners?
It's a moment has become so normal, but you are only seeing this on a jason lean stream
Like like look at this shit the fact that myth is a ref like this shit is cinema
I'm telling y'all it'll I never wanted to be this team where we got fucking real life
refs real life judges you know I still want the competitive aspect to it but I don't want
to ever get like professional professional you know what I mean like
production wise I wanted to get better definitely can work on production but
funny breaths bro fucking myth jumping in between us that's it that's what
That's what makes it fun.
Nah, that's just good.
Yo, yo, Paige.
Respect.
That's respect right there Paige.
I
Just get that it's right here. Hey page you really deserve this shit and she was on her period gate like flu game period game
It was hit her with that fucking right
Peace!
you
you
you
you
you
I
Mean things I do after this fucking string man
Dude I literally got everything except of boxing shorts for this shit
I did I said that Lou ordered me some shorts cuz I didn't have fucking shorts to fight
So bro
He's here at four
Yeah
I'm sure he does
Bro, this dude digi. I don't know how he's so late
I asked him to look today too and he was like, oh my flight's at eight but I could come in the afternoon
And I was like, you know it's two hours away from the airport. He's on the way. He said he's here. Who would tan?
So he's gonna be here for 30 minutes. Yeah, he gets to go back
Let me call him. I'm gonna call him.
We're gonna go get some water.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh you need a deep water.
Wait, is the water deep loading?
Why is it soaking your face?
What?
Um, wait, question.
I'm live.
Is coconut nuts?
Um, your flight isn't, like, how long are you going to be here for?
Are you going to be able to make your flight today?
Yeah, we're going to be there for like two hours.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, I'm not trying to fuck him over.
Nezzie, what time is your flight?
Uh, 8.35.
Why would you?
Why would you?
Why would you?
You understand that our house is an hour and a half away from the airport, right?
Wait, come on.
Wait, what?
You know that our house is an hour and a half away from the airport.
Wait, no it's not.
No it's not.
Bro, I think when he goes, 100%.
On a regular, it's an hour.
It's an hour right now.
It's an hour right now and it's a Saturday.
Oh, it is a Sunday Sunday. No Sunday is fun day. Okay, so realistically you can come you can come for 400
Listen, bro, we got we you know, Lacey got the biggest seafood boil of all time for you
And we're gonna play basketball
Wait
They call up over there at London?
I'll not say anything you can't.
That's what we call it.
It's Boston.
What the fuck says, let's play basketball?
All right, Ben, see you soon in top three.
All right, you guys are playing some basketball.
You too.
You smell like a fucker, dude.
Actually, people in Europe call it basketball.
No, actually, we call basketball basketball.
No, you're not saying they're lying.
No, we don't.
No one says that.
Then we had that many fucking Londonese people in the chair
Leaking my friend
Well, it's because the top is the wrong way no, it's from the top. It's not from this
Juiciness wait, I'm actually trying to think about this
He gets to the 410, it's an international flight, he's gotta be at the airport by at least 6.30?
I'd say he's gotta be at the airport at 6.30.
Okay, but it's our driver.
So he's gotta leave at 5.30?
We can at least get to Mugbang.
He's gotta leave at 5.30.
Why don't you reorder the food?
Probably soon.
Right now, Loki.
Alright, I'm gonna order 10 seafood boils.
Wait, I-
Yo, they see he's a grown man, let him decide.
Okay, fuck you then.
You're trying to be helpful.
Fuck you, bitch!
I'm not like Mrs. Fly, I'm not paying her, I'm not paying her no more.
Do you pay for his flight to begin with? Yeah. So London?
Yeah, I picked not for here in
First class for him this came there. What? Wow first class? How much was that?
That's right. How much more each?
Each fucking camera
You pay 20k for the judge
And yes, but but it
But it's worth it. Yeah, that's how through
I
Would say it's worth it. I love that you bet the dead easy rich to me. So it's like shit. I could have judged
You want to test the next one
No, I don't know. It's gonna be a long it's gonna be a long time. So I don't want to save it
I'm not I'm not doing this to show me
Oh, you want to judge the next one you want to come to the next one? Okay, but I need I need now I'm biased like will be biased
No, at least he wouldn't be biased.
Because did you? He was lowkey like...
He was like, oh fuck him up! Put your hands up, Jason!
A dad was like...
A dad was like, well, fuck what did dad say?
He was like, keep your hands up, Jake! Keep your hands up!
Block that, Jake!
You got coaches on the commentator.
I don't think the single person was Juan and Jeff Quinn.
Do you have anybody in his corner?
No, I did. He did.
I saw one person behind him when he was rolling.
Oh, bad.
Nah, bro, man, we're not expecting that.
Can you just get something in there?
Yo, you got any shoes? I'm the same size as you.
Just get a seat for me.
I'm a nine.
No, man, look.
Those are nine.
Those are nine.
Just look at me.
Those are mine.
Those are my pink shoes.
Oh, these are mine.
Oh, they're not. Max gave those to me.
No, you bebubbed me these.
Oh
Wait, those are 10 and a half women
I literally stopped the place like it cleaned the water. There was no water there. There's good refs right there
That's literally that is good rest of
Real main event
Well, literally every single time
either Tiff or any of the Ringo's, Raff is literally the first one to be like good shit
ring good good shit scream and cheer for every ringer over and look to my right and see
Raff just cheering his ass off louder than any any fighter best edit my far
How do we make it thirst trap edits?
Are you dead ass bro?
No no no
Oh you're right
I
Keep really check
Let's watch that
It looks like you got a suck of dick, bro
Get a scale
Yo, when I go IRL bro remind me to get to scale cuz I'm I'm 1 45
45
I've had this shit for like two weeks now.
Lost but proud of myself for going sober from Xanax cocaine and drinking for the time being
and even after getting wobbled and wanting to just call it thugging it out last two rounds
Probably gonna get clown my next few series but prove myself. I have serious heart
What the fuck did he have to put the time
Yeah, yo pilot is hilarious bro. What the fuck?
I'm not like everybody they lost though
like it like low key losing you can't wait more support room because
That's the thing with boxing like when you lose you gain a lot more support and people just want to see you
Win people just want you gain more supporters people want to see you win, bro
So having wait wait a primate page
Not everyone not Harry. Ah
Not Harry. I ain't a lie. Harry was getting cucked for what?
whole Minecraft community was clear not second either really I feel like some
people want a second to win. I'll get them out.
Alright, should we watch that pilot fight check?
I
Miss boxy
Watch the start I didn't get to see the Alex versus Lynn fight either
Second to last fight of the night here we go
In the red corner
Oh, I'm not gonna lie, bro
Sober pilots a D member
Okay, okay, okay pilot back in the ring baby good to see you back in the ring man. How you feeling tonight?
Let's go. All right, let's bring out your opponent fighting
Focus bro
I
Said W diaper
By the way exes and not 183 he's like 165
Same way
All right, thanks versus pilot. Yes, you Browns now
Okay
Oh my gosh, I should have threw to the body more bro
Guess tied up
Hold on now
I like I like I like you. I like this you as well. He got put there though
I don't know if you could put us up good for work out of X. Oh
We oh
Six out of pilot here we go hold on
Hounds to learn who big X needs to put his hands up a little higher. Yeah
Good face. Okay. Hold on. Oh
Get some into the corner
He got him in the other corner.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, sick!
X was throwing the first round.
He got some good defense.
All right, hold on.
You just gotta see if you can match him off with both these fighters here.
Yeah.
Okay, pilot with the jabs.
25 seconds left.
So far.
So far, pilot is losing.
It's loser
Shit oh shit. Oh shit pilot coming back. Oh, but it's returning. Oh my god. Oh
My god, oh my god X. Oh my god X. Oh my god X. Oh my god X. Oh my god X. Oh my god X
I would I would have kept it going cuz I made that mistake last time
But this miss first time referee
Yeah, I swear to God
But also I think the bell also rain so whoever's in control the bell like
Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my oh my oh
It might be over here. Just hold on.
Ghost body.
Oh, X is throwing him back to X!
Let's see, Ghost back up top, taking a lot of hits.
He's taking a lot of hits here.
Wow.
Wait, so far, X is low key really dominant.
Ghost back in, come on, X!
Right, one.
Oh.
Pilots.
Barely sales.
Still on his feet, his legs are about to go.
Boom.
Hold on, bro.
I got a yes a pilot when this world hold on there's a minute let's see
Thank you very much break. Yeah, I'm gonna get punched up
Okay, oh
I'm not the next one to get back on that.
But here comes X.
I think right now, he's on the ropes.
Yeah.
College looks like too low.
I'm a wobbly to be.
He might not come down.
Oh, wait a second.
What?
Control, bro.
Great body work.
Good bodies.
Good bodies.
Yeah, pilot's on wobbly legs.
Yeah, he is.
Yeah.
The legs turn off.
Wait.
X is also tired.
Oh, X is tired.
X1 I'm round, I ain't gonna lie. Wait, what? What was Twitter talking about?
Unless X was about to get knocked out.
That was after the bell.
That was after the bell.
That was not 1-1, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not even trying to be biased.
It's cause Pilot won round 3, so it was recency bias. Let me see.
I
Yo ex come on bro fight man
So the ex knew he won the first two rounds, so I think now he's just trying to survive
Hold on 50 seconds left
He is down
Right
Bro
Okay
Y'all brother Twitter was making it seem like pop the last round pilot like was rocking him
Well, you can get that right I'd say that run goes to pilot
Watch this back road, I think X did for sure
Wait
This came down to for sure
I see
Get back! Get back! Get back!
Baaahhhhhh!
Hehehe!
Oh man!
Oh!
Oh fuck!
Oh my god!
I
Was hey, hey, I should have moved the body
I
I
Show you run
Damn! Who's Ayo's this?
Oh my god!
Damn! Who's Ayo's this?
Lana?
I
Merrill fucking Alex went and picked me up afterwards squeeze the fuck out of my stomach I'm gas as fuck squeeze every single
Hey, yo
Squeeze the fuck out me
Wasabi strokes
Should we watch my fight back chat?
I wasn't gonna watch it with Deji bro, but Loki, bro, once Deji comes here, you know,
I'm good, we good, we send it up, I mean yeah, we're Loki, they're just watching Matt
Tom's.
I did, Loki, watching Matt Tom's, watch.
Which other fight should we watch back, anyone's?
Or any other male?
this man this was a Jake Paul ass fight though man like yo Jason no yo 95% of
community vote was on you man I mean this is some this is right out of Jake
Paul's book how like come come on dude he's dick suck it bro it wasn't in faith
It was a real fight like it was a real fight. It's just you have one guy
Community votes brah. I mean it is my bed, but the community votes does not equal like
skill
It only plays for we both had the same amount of but that's fighting words. I'm god
You see the one that you don't want to you don't want to you don't want to you don't want to you don't want to you don't want to
You don't want tonight 24 seven. He's shorter than him weighs less than him, bro
We weigh the same I'm taller than my like maybe one or two inches
How
He's chatting he's chatting he's chatting he's chatting bro. He's chatting bro. No, no, no, no
He he doesn't want to smoke bro. He doesn't want to smoke
But I'm not Mayweather I had the same amount of training as Jeff
He's fighting a boss right now, bro.
Oh my god, he's fighting Lacy.
Get a weight scale?
Yo, John
Can you find can you find a wait scale?
Huh
Jason calling
What are y'all talking about I
So he has one
What are y'all talking about watch Alex fight I didn't get to set I didn't get to watch Alex versus landing because I was like
Why else I am Jason
Good
Up next we have a man that is very familiar with the rain
Can't wait
Already I want no hits below the belt. All right, protect yourselves at all times and please listen to my commands my every word
All right, touch gloves go to each other
Wait still is it work? There you go. Thank you, bro
You set him up. I'll be honest bro like everybody was ducking at looks so I had to get a last-minute call
bro bro I knew one person would be down one person from the same city as me
only one person was down when I was landed so respect to lady everyone was
ducking Alex. Oh no. Oh no, but Landon lowkey. Oh, get in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, he's
chilling though. Blocks. Blocks. Oh, yeah, lady! Ah. Neath, bro!
He is the size of his shirt.
He's got to try to find a way to kick in there though.
Fight!
How much does he weigh?
40 seconds.
Oh, no.
OK.
How you got landed?
First round.
Don't even look that bad from landing.
That's how, that's how, that's how, that's how.
Round two.
Here we go.
All right.
Hey, oh.
And it's starting off strong.
Oh, oh my.
Oh, no.
Down low.
Goes down low.
Oh
Okay, okay, hold on hold on it's MMA they tackling this
I
Oh
Ready get his rib broken, I don't think his rib actually got broken
to get a right. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Wait a second.
Break! Break!
Here's the third round.
You're making it work.
Oh!
Oh, gosh.
Oh.
Oh, I'm winding down.
Wow, wow. Hold on.
An audience get loud for this round three.
Round three?
So round three is when he got fucked up.
Round three underway and landing Alex Musabi
Stop it
That's gonna go to what's up
Alex yo
Santa Alex bro, that shit was entertaining though. I'm here bro. Landon had his own bro for the experience difference. It's pretty fucking good
Yeah, that's really foosie bruh. She's second president, yeah.
I was exhausted
I don't know the game
I don't know how much I have in me
Kind of want to watch my fight bag, bro
And see if that shit was rigged
Watch Wade? Or should I watch Wade's reaction to my fight?
28 minute video holy fucking I'm Dante holy I'm Dante fucking watch of doom
but I'm down low-key I'm down bro I'm not gonna lie though good stall times
bro that you better be here actually hold on let me text them like the
Codes and shit
Good fucking stall time, bro. Let's watch
Look at this Jason versus
Asian Jeff the breakdown
Let's go on the panel. We have the esteemed edgy
G adapt and I'm not sure who this is so jason immediately does what Jason does at least
from what I've seen from his last bars he jabs his way directly into range right one
pause two pause three pause four pause at least he's coming in with something jabs and then
Let's go full brawl.
Right hand over, this is nice.
Another right hand left hook, that's good stuff.
The way to set the tone, okay?
Keeping his weight back, that's not bad.
The body's open, we're 12 seconds in and the body's open.
Oh my God, bro.
That Jason's not gonna go to the body much.
Baaargh!
Because he didn't do that at all in his spars.
Nooo, I don't see it
out to catch the punches I did the same shit really know defensively how to do a
lot let's see him punch though oh there's a faint but you see what I'm
saying when the punches come in he kind of body bro get that away from me why
am I not throwing bodies bro okay double jab right hand that's fine
Who's down on the center line though after oh my lord
Okay, okay, okay, you don't come even started or you know to call me a dunder you don't want to broke like okay
Like okay, bro. Well jab right next is this is good review for next time on the center line
Roll under the right hand double jab right hand roll or double jab right hand pivot out
This is nice
I can throw it from the hip but still
Clubbing shot so Jason this time
Holy I'm done tape all the way by his hip so this guy gets a jab through he doesn't quite land it but
Okay
Then a left hand, but now again, this is one of Jason's biggest problems
Okay, he's done a good job of getting off center. He's cut the angle
He now has every advantage, but then he stands here square and starts firing. It's a nice jab
Just a little splitter, bro. Let's get our hands back in a responsible place because even if you're landing he's landing back
Right, that's a good right hand
Good exchange and Jason definitely gets the better of it
But that's great stuff with the right hand and he wants to sit down and throw punches
But tuck our chin and get our shoulders up and get our head off center or
or keep one hand to protect while we're fine.
My bright hand was never by my face, bro.
Some nervous energy there.
There we go, jab to the body.
Oh, one body.
Hold on, I have one body.
This guy, he doesn't really look like he knows
what he's doing at all.
Jason should probably stop this guy.
If this dude, like he doesn't.
fucking jc got an ungodly punch but every time you see him bite on things like this
Yeah, this should be a jab to the body right hand over the top. I'm sorry coach
I was tunnel vision at his head. He's either because this first fight, but he definitely knows a little bit more about what he's doing
Double jab right hand
Right hand
I wish I scored more
and jab again I'm gonna see Jeff kind of that throw jab or at least there's that throw punch a little bit
But look where Jason ends up when he comes into range
And look where his hands are when he does
Like I don't mind him doing all this right jab coming into range, but look where our right hand is
Oh, bro, those gloves are heavy, though, bro.
His head is staying straight on the center line.
Chin is up in the air.
He's leaning back.
Oh, matter.
And he gets tagged with a jab for it
and throws off his right hand.
The reason he doesn't land with his right hand
is because all his momentum gets stuffed with one jab.
It's passing through his head.
This is where the right hand should come.
He's doing jab, jab, right hand.
should be Jeff home right just super quick but this is how you this is why
you throw your jab so you can blind skip if you're not trying to learn I'm
literally listening and I'm downloading the information right now do not hear
me saying ah and okay your opponent you can get to your range and also so you
can hide your right hand. Okay, there's some body work there from Jason. You hear
Deji say, keep your hands up. It's very, it's a very simple thing to say, but it's
so true. Like you hear people say this and they don't necessarily know what they
even mean. Sometimes Deji does know what he means and he's like when he's in these
exchanges, his hands need to be at the ready, offensively and defensively. What
Jason tends to do is throw his combination and as he backs out or as he wants to keep throwing his hands
Aren't here boom boom boom boom boom. They're not there there
Boom, that's who live bruh his chin are flat out exposed. Yeah
No defense from
The shot I don't think you got quite there, but that's a good idea from Jason
He's touched with a jab again though because he gets touched with a jab again because his head's on center line
You missed his right. Holy fuck it. Sweet
Jason should just be forward there should be no backward movement just forward forward put this guy behind the eight ball pressure
Don't let him breathe
Good
Combination start really good for Jason right? He comes in behind the jab, but again look where his head position is
He loves a lot of her pops his chin
Oh, like a terrible like the worst combination of things you're gonna lower your level your head and your chin should come down
with it right not
You shouldn't need the
But he's trying to keep his weight back when he jabs and it's like
Like, versus, he wants to keep his weight back,
it should be behind the shoulder.
Boom, boom, right there.
So again, his shoulder can protect his chin,
if chin's tucked, and also he can catch the hook.
Yeah, this, bro, what do y'all say?
I'm literally, what the fuck?
I'm listening, bitch, take five.
Perry the jab here, bang, bang, right?
Yeah, I just put these.
Yeah.
I should have done more of that.
I was sticking my arm out.
Here we go.
Go right.
Get him out of the corner.
Get out of it.
Hold on, now.
Yeah, there's no need for Jason to back up here.
Pin him in the corner.
Make him fight.
Make him throw something.
Come on, Jay.
Three seconds.
I would say Jason won that round, things to work on. His head is always on the center line,
his chin is always in the air, but I think he'll be perfectly fine in this fight. I haven't
seen anything out of this Asian Jets guy to really look like he's going to cause a problem,
but then again he hasn't really thrown anything, so Jason just got to tighten up and there's
some things he definitely needs to clean up, but easy, easy round one to Jason.
Okay, round one to me. Let's see what he says
Yep, bro. I'm coughing
That bronchitis hit it up. Let's see if Jason was
Let's see if Jason listens does he know
Bro, but y'all just warming up
Yes, eight to zero. I bet I bet we're next. I bet I'm a walker
Oh my god, bro, you dead ass want that rematch
You lost I lost a click but I broke his ankles
We're wondering about this
oh you want you want you don't put it now let's keep you'll see what it is
do we do we do what we want to be till we do both bro that's what we want are
you here all today yeah I bet it let's one be one real quick one we want that
one duck let's do a fucking gauntlet there's one be one two be two age four
today
I
Best of all right um
Dead she's about to be here in two minutes though
After after the 22 won't be what?
He hit four threes in a row it's not some impressive shit like he didn't do any crazy shit
So like he's like a like a boring ass player
He's a good player, but he he made his threes. I'm just gonna fall once
I was not I wasn't you know, you're funny. You're funny. All right
I bet yo dead. He's here
Actually wait he says see you in three four minutes ago. What does that mean?
Yo John
I mean, but we can keep watching this leader
They better throw my ass at that, bro.
You want me to hit you with your shit?
The fuck?
Sorry.
They better put Deji in the ad.
I might have beaten myself.
Skill I've got the skill right here, bro. Got the skill right fucking here
All the information
The fuck was that
Here's we chat I got a pee real quick just watch my leash
Yo Jay
Yo Jay
Bro
Yeah, hurry up over there. She's here. Daddy's waiting for you. He's here
I'm being dead ass
Okay, he's right here.
No, hurry up!
Yo mate, where the fuck you at?
Dead G.
He's here right now.
Here you go, Jay.
There he is.
It's a recent cat-cast. Creatures too.
Get in there!
Get in there!
Smile, Jason! Smile!
Holy fucking shit!
How did I get in there, Jason?
Open one! Open one!
Wait, open one!
I don't know. There's a picture of you.
I don't know.
Come on.
You said when did those come out?
I want a heart today, actually.
Today.
Halfway to the left, actually.
Come on, come on, come on.
Hey!
You have a forge!
Nice, JC!
Look at the camera.
Look at the camera and smile.
Smile.
You guys got to fucking...
like in a phone.
Take it off, ready?
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, Jason, wait, wait,
come here, can you see your hand?
I just farted back.
Can you see your hand?
Can you see your hand?
And now, just like that, you can put a keycap on,
just like, hey, you know, rip it off, rip it off.
Nope, nope, nope, it's simple.
Boom.
Now, place it right there.
Yes!
What, it says a keyboard.
Wow!
Whoa!
Hey, another one.
Randomize.
First one open.
Randomize.
You could get a slime one.
You could get an old, rare one.
Unfortunately, you got a cool one.
Yeah, let's see.
Three, two, one.
I got the same
Ordered a tabcat like three months ago my order still bending
Like three still waiting on my
That's me!
What's the best knowledge?
That's me!
What's the best knowledge?
Yo!
This is $1,000?
Yes!
I can resell it?
You can resell that.
I don't want to do that.
Don't resell it, please.
Bout of shit.
What the fuck?
Fuck!
It's not heavy.
Bro, what the fuck?
Are you making a tap-tap fat joke?
Yo, are you mocking that ass?
Bro.
Because get it, because you're fat.
In the tap, it's you.
In the tap-cap.
That's fucked.
And you just threw it.
The tap-caps, bro.
I got you, bro.
Hey, you want another one?
No.
The tap caps, man.
I got you, bro.
Hey, you want another one?
Just a game?
Wait.
All right, bro.
Bro, get serious here.
Come on.
Wait.
Smile, say tap caps.
There you go.
Whoa.
Oh!
Fucking tap camera on face, man.
Oh, negative, dude.
W fat cap.
Oh.
Look at the scale.
Hey, champ.
I
Look jet
You're cheating your odds up hands off the shirt off
No, no, I don't even need to do that. Okay, see I got heavy ass what's on
Well, oh
No, I got my keys
Wow, you lost .2 points on the keys.
I'm 145.
Well, JC's got a second dick now.
JC, you got to suck a cock, bro.
I'm 145.
Victim weight.
Okay.
Where's the echo?
I don't know.
Maybe the feed is...
Oh!
There is no weight.
You got me fully put in a fucking ad as soon as you came into the house?
Hey, so a tap can here, rip it open real quick.
It's a big deploy collectible and a keycap.
You want to put on your keyboard.
All in one, three in one.
All in one.
It's amazing.
This is a fidget noise for ADHD.
Look it.
No, no.
Here.
See, it's standing.
Look.
Tap off.
Tap off.
There you go.
You want me to help tap you off?
Oh.
And then you want to put on your keyboard take the top off
That's the bottom. Yep, there you go. That's under keyboard
It's okay
Okay
W tabcap
That one's a real it's a fat cap. Is that a fact?
Is this the rarest one?
No, so this is the rarest one right here.
Nobody has gone it yet.
Oh! You like it?
Oh, so I got Serge Lacey.
Yeah, you're the rare one.
Wait, how much is one of these boxes?
$11.99.
Damn, bro!
We have it all.
But, on box, only two people are on boxing.
Two people on boxing.
And one is listed on eBay for $499 right now.
It's not sold.
Yeah.
Cool.
Really, good looking face.
Thank you.
Yeah, it's good to meet you.
Please.
I know you, huh?
Oh.
Who do you want to get next?
Who do you want to get next?
Who do you want to get next?
Okay, land on.
Sorry about that, man.
Yo.
What's going on?
What you got?
Thank you for having me.
Thank you for coming, man.
Yo, you're judging history as fucking hilarious.
Why?
Because you're like,
Yo, Jason, put your hands up.
Are you are you must it back? Yes, I was it back. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was uh, I was yelling at you
I know this to me. Oh, I know but you're the judge
Why bro every single time
This is your hand. Why?
I believe so
You know, you're off a lacy stream now, you don't have to fucking play with this fucking thing.
Oh, really?
Oh, okay.
If you just make fucking 10 sales off your face, are you fucking...
What?
What was that?
What the fuck?
Are you... are we gonna pay for this shit?
How would you get paid?
What?
I'm gonna find me a little funny promo.
You should not believe me, boss.
Get in the house.
Awesome, man.
Bro, what the fuck you on, huh?
Sorry.
You want my basket?
What's that noise?
Yo, they're making money off...
Oh.
Yo, they're making money on me like some type of percentage or some shit like
Bro, what the fuck 17,000
Yeah
That's get into world's biggest seafood boy. Mm-hmm, but what does that mean you don't know a seafood boy?
Seafood boy, it's like
What are you talking about turn turn turn that shit off
AHHHHHH!
That's what I said!
You want a house tour?
Yes. Wait, before we do that,
I have my camera. Am I allowed to film?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Of course, man.
Of course, he cost us two costs in there.
I appreciate you coming down, man. Seriously.
He's not good, too.
Backward abaction?
What the fuck's going on?
What the fuck is...
What the fuck?
What the f...
What the f...
What are you...
You need my fucking shirt, man!
How about...
Wait, wait, wait.
What the fuck's this?
My top cap.
What's that top cap?
Never have I made you...
Everybody's following me.
Welcome to the courthouse, you know, we just moved in here like
Okay, wait, I need the full experience cuz I'm gonna
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Wait, Milly!
Tell me where the lock is.
Yeah!
Degi's first time at the courthouse.
Good captions.
What's that for?
$1,200 for the secret royal.
No, you didn't.
How much do you make out of a fucking tap cat?
We have 17,000 orders.
Oh, so you're going to get my shoes though, by the way.
Oh, no, no, no, that's fine.
Welcome to the courthouse.
Thank you for having me.
We gotta wait until the camera mess us up so we can give them the whole story.
Yeah.
Okay, back.
So right now, we're like.
Yo, at least lock in, bro.
All right.
My leak's so handsome.
You think so?
Yeah.
Did you think of the event yesterday?
Yeah, no, it was good.
It's very good.
Did you come back?
Actually, yeah.
No, okay, I have a proposal.
Any?
Oh, I'm listening.
You wanna invest?
I wanna fight in a club.
Oh!
See how I'm gone.
I'm gone.
The next one?
No, the next one.
But...
Sometimes.
Cause right now I let me lose some weight.
But the next one's gonna be in months.
Cause I don't do it as often.
Okay, cool.
Cause like, mistakes.
So you wanna fight?
I don't know.
One back Alex.
Fuck that, fuck that.
That future brother.
He won't, he won't do it.
Nah, he's gonna bust the thumbs up.
Okay.
Yeah.
I got one back Alex.
I got one back.
I got one back.
Yeah.
Oh god, run that Alex, fuck me.
There's only one guy that gives you a better matchup, I think.
Yeah.
Me?
Oh fuck no.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh my god.
Have you ever had a fight, though?
How do you think I've worked my wrist?
He's never been in a fight.
He's from the Erie Pinscher.
Yes, I did.
Seven-pray Malick Eye-Wooder.
I need him in the nuts after gym class after dodgeball.
You're a fucking net puncher?
Yeah.
Really?
That's the pussy way to do it.
Okay, I was scared of him.
I'm gonna take him in the real fight.
You're so weird.
I'm not a fighter.
I'm a lover, okay?
Oh wait wise um yeah, what would you want what was it yo come on bros you get it paid
um I'll say maybe like 170 I have a few names that's why a few names one name one name
Oh my god, we are so bad, man.
Tyloo.
Ooh!
Why?
That's a movie.
That's a movie.
Tyloo.
You were from Tyloo?
That's a movie, man.
Wait, y'all got beef or something?
No, I remember.
I remember.
Yo!
Was he hating on you, right?
A little bit, yeah.
I'd love to, uh, smirk him 100%.
Ooh!
Yeah
Losing money on this thing. That's like
We could do it we could either do a tap-cap drop like a limited time drop on the day of the fight with all the fighters
Or we could just put tap-caps on a shorts
Yeah
Give you like
Don't tap that I mean, I mean, I mean, whatever.
Well, we can do something.
Yeah, that's actually a good one.
I asked if we could do it for this one.
TK injured.
Yeah, I didn't get any fucking.
Yeah, well, I think the funding.
Yeah, I'm not allowed to use that shit on them.
It doesn't be on Brown.
Yeah, I'm on.
That's good shit.
Oh my god, see how many clicks in the order you come in?
They ask you to click this.
Oh my god, the clippers got this problem.
What the fuck, Denji!
Coming in as he does it.
Yeah, that's good to see you.
Yep, thank you.
Alright, bro, should we get this house door?
It's a house door.
Oh, oh, shit.
Oh, no.
Welcome, Denji.
Welcome to the court.
Yo, it's a dick thing.
He can't help himself.
It's the curse day of the five, man.
Oh
I can sell both of these
What's the reason
So you do
No, shut the fuck up
You got the fat cap
That's a lacy tap cap
That would have been more heavy than the other ones, but that's your self-explanatory.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my muscle game out.
Now I'm not gonna get you, Marine. You don't want to smoke with me. I'm a sanction fighter.
You're a what?
I'm a sanction fighter. That means I don't fall like these right here. These are registered weapons on the street.
He actually fractured his wrist at a restaurant seating up too fast.
At a restaurant?
Not at a restaurant.
You told me, you know, what happened?
No, I can't say. You'll see, bro.
No, you had a restaurant
I was at a restaurant. I was in London on vacation
from my wrist eating
something
Yes
You want to give him another fucking box, bro?
All right, hey, that's you welcome to the courthouse man. Oh, yeah, no, no, wait step outside step outside
and maybe you fuck
Dude!
Fucking tap-caps, bro.
I'm fucking purple.
Let him knock on the door, bro.
The bastard?
Where you going?
Is he leaving?
His bike's in the bin.
Oh, okay.
Are we doing basketball for the house tour?
No, no, no. House tour first.
10 minutes.
10 minutes?
Alright, then we'll eat.
Yo, yo, yo.
You gonna, like, set the whole story on it?
What do you mean?
How much do you make? How much do you make out for one drop?
Zero.
How much do you mean five minutes?
I can company it off.
Listen, the first five minutes was very successful, bro.
I'm fucking believable.
Oh, fuck, he's gotta redo it.
Hey!
Hey, welcome to the Cora House.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Hi.
Oh my gosh.
Ah, man.
Welcome to Cora.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, Benji.
Lacey.
Hi.
Nice to meet you.
Y'all like the same person, the same body, in like different shades.
What?
It's crazy, man.
Wow, so you're basically saying that we're different because of our skin colors.
Fuck you.
Wait.
All right, let's start at the same time.
Three, two, one.
Oh.
Pretty similar.
Somewhere
My god, it's a little curls. Yo, is that with no, it's like you. Oh, I like you
You know I think it is no I asked him Jason
No, I wish you said you're not seven and a half seven and a half
Oh my god, bro. Wait, I say my team. Oh, I shaved his pews before what yeah, all right, bro
What the fuck
You think that's just hard or not like the athlete Marla you think that's up
Why is he called the silver surfer?
So it was just like that trend going on where he just the silver surfer editing him
Oh yeah. So what do they call you?
Uh, they...
They chant.
God!
Oh, what do they call you?
Oh, fucking, fucking...
That don't exist. Wow.
You know, the song you wrote, I loved it.
It's a Vietnamese song.
Yeah.
Stay cultured man.
Call me guy?
Call me?
Pretty cool.
Alright.
So you want to look at it?
Yeah, sure.
Don't you want to walk in?
Are you trying to split me, bro?
No.
I'm gone.
You're just going to walk, bro?
Why is it like kind of old though?
He wanted the office vibe like he could have got a new desk, but I don't know he liked
the old vibe but it definitely is the one.
We're going to be getting 90 PR packages very soon.
Oh for real?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah it's going to be fire bro.
I'll say.
It's going to be this.
I actually got them a package in the top right drawer.
Really?
No, no, no, no, no, no, it's probably a fucking tap.
Wait, why is there a tissue, um, what's that, all right.
This is why you were left out of that group chat bro.
There's no group chat, there's no group chat.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, I like this.
This is not his arm.
That's cute.
That's some cute.
That's some baby shit.
Oh
Why is it white
Yours is 50 million wait, what is white? I don't know. I don't know. I'm being honest to a short word
As hard as
So what's your what do you have on YouTube?
Did you see that when we fought together, we got some views and we fought again.
You talk pretty for a reason, but it's all fucking free.
Yo, so the people want to know, bro.
Yes.
You joining the Sidemen?
I'm joining the Sidemen.
Alright, so I can't like, we're in talks right now.
No.
We're in talks.
We were in talks.
Say you swear to God.
Like me, me and the Sidemen, we sat down at the round table.
We like, we got all our armor out and everything.
We're just like there being like, hmm.
What's this mean sign?
Like, yeah, so they were like, there was papers and everything.
And then I felt like, hmm, that's a good sir.
We would like you to join the men of side.
I was there like, ooh.
Oh my God, you're the ritual, you're the ritual.
No, close, close.
So when I do join, they get a knife, and they do the whole the night thing.
Oh, because they're Londonese.
Yeah.
Because it can't be a sword, it has to be a knife.
Like, you know, a man doesn't know how to do that.
Ah.
Say this?
You're going to be in the side now.
Hey, hey, we're in talks.
We're in talks.
Oh, my f***, yeah.
Hey, hey.
I'm alive, bro.
It's fire, man.
No, no, no, we're in talks.
We're in talks.
You're sitting like that?
You know what's crazy is every time I get me in there, too.
Oh, for real?
Yeah.
The same thing as well. Well, no, they just basically were like, like, you know, when AD left the Lakers?
Yeah, I look up like KSI left assignments. Yeah. Lacey in there. Oh,
Okay, so like it's kind of like in 1066 the battle of Hastings where's William the great for
Belvedere the fourth
Like that, isn't it shakes
Kind of like what he said the boss the bull but it's like that's what he says
1066 all I know is the Boston Tea Party
No, I thought that Boston Tea Party
Don't say
I thought the Boston Tea Party was the Boston Marathon.
What?
It's not the same thing?
What are we talking?
Never mind.
You had an extra thing.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
All right, let's get it.
Let's get to the next one, guys.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Marlin, we miss you, man.
He comes back today.
He comes back today.
That's what you said.
Oh, my God.
I don't know, maybe he told y'all on the group chat that I'm not in?
Yeah, he texted and that was more...
Oh yeah, he did. I didn't take the group chat this morning.
You can't all be...
What? What? What? What?
What?
This is a...
What's this? Yeah, sorry.
Oh, this is Silky Space right here.
You know, I don't want to intrude too much
because this is his area.
With Silky Street right here, I think he's currently sleeping.
Saeed?
Is he sleeping right now?
Huh? Yeah? No?
Yeah, he's sleeping.
He's sleeping?
No.
No, he's busy.
I don't know.
You know, I don't want to enter, but...
This was like a kitchen area, and this was like the dining area, but...
or he says the shame of what he's done, he's gone,
like he made it a streamer.
He likes anime.
He loves anime.
What kind of guy?
Okay, who's that?
Have a guess.
That's Bleach.
Yeah, but who is it?
I only watched a thousand Blood Year Bleach.
Dude, skip the whole of it!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Yeah, I know.
You didn't watch TV?
No, I didn't watch it on TV.
I saw clips of like, Aizu?
Aizu?
Aizu.
Aizu fighting.
What about to scrap for real?
No, no, no, listen.
I gotta watch TV.
I gotta watch TV.
Yo, chill, chill.
I'm gonna attack on time.
That's my shit.
I named three characters.
Harry, Jager, Mikasa, and Ami.
OK, there are three more.
Zee.
Zee.
Okay, character names. Okay, you put me on the spot. I know AOT, man.
Reiner and Bertholdt.
You say that almost too.
No, Zeke.
Reiner and Bertholdt.
Oh, you're fine.
I'm fine.
Alright, um...
It's the living space right here, you know, mad shit happens.
Wait, so, oh, that's Gorsuchis still.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, um, this is, oh, gift for you, bro.
Oh.
Men's diaper.
Oh, wow, thank you.
Why is he black?
I don't know, it just came, it just came, yeah, just came there.
And then, um, Spider-Man blanket.
Well, I see you forgot something.
Oh, thank you.
Of course, bro.
I think you guys forgot something.
You like Legos or no?
I like Legos.
That man?
Sorry, man.
What the fuck is going on, bro?
Uh, yeah, let go, let go Batman.
For me?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah.
So yeah, this is a healing therapy.
Yo!
Come on, man!
Let's see what else we got.
This is a legendary living room.
Okay.
It's where the meetings happen.
This is where we eat all together. This is where we plan. This is actually where we thought of the main core
This is I don't fucking know what it's a TV. It's a TV. Yeah, I don't know why you don't use that
Are you are you those um like that TV's been hung there? I
Don't know the remote. Do you know what TV? Yeah, we do we watch it in our theater. You know in your theater
You got a theater. Yeah
Okay.
Why are you acting?
Listen, we're blessed.
We're blessed.
We're blessed.
Okay.
You want to see the theater?
Yeah.
Oh, it's good.
Yeah.
You never get to leave.
No, we have to go.
Oh, that place!
How's life?
So this is the kitchen.
No, this is...
Is this like a fucking kitchen?
I'll show you a kitchen a bit, okay?
Are you hungry?
Don't worry, we got a huge fucking muckbang for you.
You have that big gut thing.
We actually do.
You have it.
Yeah.
I got it.
Don't lie to me.
You have it.
We got a lot.
Chucks.
Alright, cool.
Alright, this is a very sacred spot right here.
Yeah.
It's not a far section of this.
Wait, can I see you jump rope?
Can I see you jump rope?
You wanna see me jump rope?
Yes, cause you know, you probably got skills with that shit.
Alright, okay, I'll show you a little sign.
Now wait, wait, wait.
Oh, that's the first jump.
Is he nice up bro, or do you like to hit him too?
Never again.
Well let me let you see that he likes to hit you.
Oh you are now.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, you got to hook me.
You want me to do some tricks.
Thank you.
Yeah, it is actually.
Fuck.
Oh, you were jumping for less than 30 seconds.
Okay.
Fruit?
Fruit?
No.
And I know fruit.
Thank you.
Aw, this is-
I'm allergic.
You're allergic to fruits.
Is there anything else here?
Okay.
Oh, this is where-
Oh, my God.
This is where we-
Yeah.
I just never leave this house yeah, you don't need to you know you've got everything you need here
You play games on there? No just watch shows with the guys
No games? No games. No game nights? Game nights we play on our PCs
I mean, I guess we could do that, yeah, but
Are you actually a virgin by the way?
I'm hearing it, no, I heard it, no, I heard it on the great one.
No, wait a minute.
No, no, on the great one, I heard it on the great one.
I look like a virgin.
A little bit.
No, just like, you have like, like, or a virgin aura.
You know what I mean?
I have virgin aura.
Is that rude?
I don't mean to be rude.
No, be a virgin, no, be an a virgin to cool people.
Be an a virgin to cool people.
Because it's like you're saving it for the right client.
Is that what it's about?
No, unfortunately I'm not a virgin.
Yeah, yeah, I wish I was a virgin.
Being a virgin was like, Loki, bro, that's sexist.
I actually think you are a virgin.
I'm not a fucking virgin, Brad.
Are you a virgin?
No.
No, I'm not a fucking virgin.
You fuck.
You fuck.
I'm fucking you.
Okay.
Okay.
I
Rub it on me you took my shirt off
Yo, stop trying to trick me this is me right here
Yeah, but when you enter here you're gonna you're gonna listen
Yeah.
And that system.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Ooh.
Oh.
Yeah.
You don't know, babe, when you hold me, you kiss me slowly, it's the sweetest thing.
What song is this?
And it don't change
I did my way
You know that you are
You're the coffee that I need in the morning
You're the sunshine that I bring when it's pouring
What song is this?
You are
No!
Yeah.
That's my price per session. It's the best part.
My data sees are you ever gonna win?
No.
Beautiful song.
Can I play something?
No, please, God, don't break it.
I swear to God, I will actually, I will very sad if you can throw it up and you slay my...
I'm gonna do that.
No, I will, I will do it. Let me show you this.
Yes.
But please, don't go in on it.
I thought about it, please don't.
As you please don't.
As you please don't.
Don't. No, no, no, no, no, no, stop.
Stop, please.
No, no, no, no, no, I just need to tune it.
No, no, no, no, fuck you.
Bro, I need to tune it bro!
Let's go to your favourite place.
The kitchen!
Wait, er!
What do they have?
Spongebob has two people, it's not four.
It's the A-Line presentation.
Oh, I've looked from China like shit.
All right, cool.
Okay.
Yeah, you know what?
Let's go.
Let's go and get your Kootleys snacks in the fridge.
What the fuck?
Oh, yeah.
Hey, just mug bang about a head, bro.
Trust me.
Oh.
Okay.
What is the biggest seafood boil lonely?
Well, right now.
In a little bit, bro.
You gotta get into it, man.
Welcome to the cour-house.
Welcome to the cour-fridge.
Welcome to the Core Fridge. This is what our fridge consists of.
Okay.
So what then?
The house.
Welcome and gift, yes.
Wait, why is it not pink there?
Um, it's rare. It's one of the rare moments.
Yeah.
You want to bite it?
Or you want to spill?
I should have liked it.
What?
Yes.
What?
What's that big guy?
Your trick?
Stop, stop, stop. Holy shit!
Holy shit!
I knew! I knew he dropped it!
Oh my god.
This is that big guy?
Yeah.
Mi casa su casa. My fridge is your fridge.
You want like a fork or anything? You don't want to ask.
Wait, how you doing this?
Oh, shit.
Not big deal.
Not big deal.
That'll be good.
This is it, huh?
I might have put that right there.
This is the only community else.
Oh, you know how it feels?
It's over.
Where is my house?
You want a Yahoo chocolate or no?
I don't know what that is.
You never had this?
I've never had that for a life.
I actually tried this the other day for the first time.
I could have just chocolate milk.
You know what? You make me feel not so bad now.
Because I thought I was going to help you.
Fuck me, this is terrible.
Look at the hard-boiled egg! This is healthy!
So you've seen the minds of calories?
Yeah, it's only 90.
Also protein, one gram of protein, that's protein right there.
Cold bread, Mountain Dew, okay, I've never seen that before in my life.
Thank you, of course.
This is a nice crib.
Yeah.
You've done well.
genuinely?
You've done well.
What's in here?
A little more and more, a little.
What's in here?
A little more and more loot.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
What the fuck, sir?
You say more loot?
Yeah.
More loot.
Some ice cream and like obstacles and like...
You know what surprises me, girl? This house is clean.
We're like...
We have fingers.
Oh, yeah.
Because like, yeah, there are a lot of you here.
It's actually quite a twist.
More loose, man.
Right here.
This is your favorite one.
This one.
Oh.
Yeah.
Uh-uh.
Fuck.
Look at this.
What does that mean?
Your eyes can see gravity towards this.
Yeah, I see how it is.
I was expecting a bit more what do you mean he's a lot of these aren't snacks he literally
says snacks you can't count these as how those are snacks bro you've got no chocolate
I wouldn't know what you think you got chocolate chocolate that's not really chocolate bro
Come on, bro, some of the suckin' on it you want!
Why? Why do you want me to suck on it?
Mouth stimulation.
Push pop. Jumbo, push pop, candy, strawberry, artichoke.
You don't have push pops in London?
No.
What? I grew up suckin' on that.
I grew up suckin' on that and bottle pops.
So what, you grew up to suckin'?
Yeah, I'll give you a second.
This is just something.
Yeah!
Yes.
Can I give you something to suck?
What is wrong with you?
No, I'm going to give you something to suck.
Can you do that shit?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
New Segway.
What?
Haha, seriously, New Segway.
This is the sign you're saying to me.
What?
That's not a bad word.
Hey, man, you got that.
Nobody else got it.
You fucking love that.
What?
My hands are really sticky.
Okay.
Because I did that pretty good.
Where the fuck is it?
Oh, what?
I did that pretty good.
Oh, there we go.
Yeah.
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
Okay.
Oh, fucking blar.
Ha!
Oh, my god.
Activities.
Wow.
Okay.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
So we...
Lizzie, can you show them your room?
Oh
Take you back right from who
You got it. Come on. Let's go. Let me rub my dick in your back.
Ready?
Oh my God!
Wait, you're not 225.
Yeah, I knew I was scared.
Alright, where's your skim?
Left, left, left.
Oh shit, I'm feeling it. 225.
I can't hold, bro.
Oh my God, what is that?
Rub it against my back.
That's it, sweet.
Oh, gosh.
Wow.
Hey, are you on a scale site?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Wait, why isn't it working?
Oh, there.
The scale?
Hold on.
Yeah, you lost 10 pounds.
You lost five?
Four pounds.
No, my turn.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Fuck.
Oh, shit.
My turn.
Not that bad
How do you gain 20 pounds on redda, bro
I gained 20 pounds, that's possible.
There is no way.
How are you gaining weight already?
Make sure to clean.
Flat.
Are you stepping on me?
Oh.
I didn't see it.
Oh.
Yo.
Yo.
No.
Are you kidding me?
No.
Lee.
Oh.
Look, it's not.
Come on.
I'm not going to stand in the crowd.
No.
Never gonna be a real lady, girl.
I'm sorry, but they're stepping on the scale when I'm on it.
I'm not going to nobody's doing it, bro.
You're gonna be so sweaty, you.
No.
Look at his new veggie, bro.
Dinner!
Damn!
Oh, bro.
Get it, yo!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Oh, Lacey. Holy fuck.
Rihanna!
Wait, Lacey.
I thought you were going to say something.
Did that play?
That's his lip?
Whatever, like, bitch, whatever.
And you're fucking...
Okay, real quick, real quick.
Step it on! What do you mean?
Tell him to get real quick!
Real quick, real quick.
Real quick, real quick.
This guy, this beard is going by.
Yo.
Oh my god, this is fucking disgusting, Lacey.
I thought you were a change man.
280 and pop-op is taxing.
Yeah.
That's so bad.
That's so bad, bro.
That's like, that's genuinely like concerning.
I lost 110 pounds for this clip to get posted and discredit all my hard work.
Can I see how much I actually weigh?
Okay, okay.
That's not even bad!
Did you gain 2 pounds?
Well, I'll wait by 7 am or 8.
That's what I did.
Bro, 1.93 is not even heavy.
I'm literally light.
I'm literally light.
I'm like a feather, bro.
Like a feather.
What did you say?
What did you say?
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
169. Oh my god, we're almost the same weight. Bro, how do I, how am I so light?
We are not, Lacey. Bro, how am I a victim?
Because you're just so petite.
Yo, there's no way you were 220 and fought Asian Jeff at 140.
You piece of fucking shit. You lied about your weight to fight Asian Jeff?
No
No, no, no.
Second way.
How much is this?
As long as your house is big enough for it.
Make sure you don't forget your choice.
No, I'm going to.
Sorry, you're good, bro.
I'll be back in a minute.
Bowling alley? Oh, we got a bowling alley too downstairs.
Wait, she's off?
No, no, no, you're good.
Bowling alley downstairs!
Yeah.
What do you have downstairs?
Yeah, I forgot to show you that.
Tell me if we can break it.
Bowling alley.
You broke it and break it.
It works.
No, it's broken.
No, it works.
Yeah, they said that when someone threw all the balls in there when it was turned off,
and you did that on the house tour.
Okay, but then it got fixed.
Thanks
He had like a really bad thing that happened so he went to the doctor like an allergen and they told him he's allergic to the go live button
That's actually a fucking that's a good one
Yeah, well now, here's your stool.
Whoa.
Wow.
You good there?
Is that it?
No, I'm sorry.
This is my bedroom right here, Daddy.
Is that where I sleep and jerk off and shit?
Okay.
No, wait, when was the last time you did?
It's been a while.
Oh, that's your room?
Yeah, I already did.
What do you think was the first one that, like?
Ever jerk off?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, in this house.
Me?
I know it was me.
I did it on the tour.
No, you did.
You said it when we came to the tour.
I went to the bathroom, bust a quick one,
Before we even got the house, I did it.
I gotta bring my territory.
It's my tree room, didn't you?
Wait, you let it dry, right?
Right where?
Like, where would you establish a territory?
Yeah, of course.
It's in my room.
Oh, wow.
It's beautiful.
These are XL tap caps.
They will be available in the future.
Hey, Masson, you're sure I made it just for you?
Thank you.
It looks like you, man.
You like it?
I do.
Oh my god, I didn't eat like tax, bro.
So what, can I take this one off too?
Yeah, you can.
You good?
Can you put that here?
Here, here, take that keyboard if that's a word.
Yes, sir.
Oh my god, bro.
I don't know.
Yeah, there, there, I call it here, right?
It's great.
It's fucking good, bro.
Release.
Release.
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
A little bit else I got.
Look at this.
Ooh.
Yeah, I've never seen one of these.
I just did a new tax.
It just came out.
So basically, you open up the box, right?
And you get one of these things.
It's called a big CD.
And you take the big CD out.
And then if you put it on here like this,
and you turn it on, look what happens.
These little things came out last week, I think.
Because I just got one.
Oh my god, yeah, I've never seen these.
Go like this.
Watch this.
I've never seen this before.
Watch this.
Ready?
Mm-hmm.
And the consequence is lurking every night because we trace a lot of published bits
Taming way too long, I'm telling you maybe not a time to sit and eat
You're just spragniks, tonight!
I still got a spoon here, man
Man, all I need for those boring paint jobs
Must be much better
To share the shoes you saved through the great platter
At the same time
Oh yeah, bro?
Bro, did you even know these existed?
No.
Yes.
Wait, what do they call them?
Well, I don't know.
I just know one of my people behind where I do.
Because you don't need Bluetooth.
You don't need Wi-Fi.
You literally just put this big disk on the thing
and it starts playing music.
Hey, that's some new shit.
What?
What did I say?
That's hard, bro.
That's very cool.
It's crazy.
Yeah, she looked like a top cat for Thanos.
What?
Yeah, she looked like a top cat for Thanos.
Thanos.
Top cat for Thanos.
Was that me?
Hey, I think this looks like a top cat for Thanos.
That was fucking hilarious.
You're fucking hilarious, bro.
You're showing me a fridge?
Anyone drink, Beth?
Got some vodka there, some wine?
No water.
I don't really feel smarter.
You don't need an X now.
This guy will come.
You have a handy virus.
I don't have a handy virus.
I don't have a Hentai virus.
What was it called?
Hentai. The Hentai virus.
Hentai, no.
Hentai virus.
Wait, didn't that happen in London?
Ah, they were like two feet away, but yeah.
Yeah.
What?
No, no, no, no, no, that's my, like, my gang side.
What is it?
Like, where's London?
What?
Where's London?
Hey, don't fall down.
Yeah, I don't have guns out there.
This is our gang side.
Oh, hey.
What?
They see it.
We got this one in London.
That's the ice man.
No, that's Cork.
No, that's not Cork.
What is it?
How do we look?
Like this.
Yeah, it's Cork.
Cork.
Wait, what's the answer?
Cork.
Because we make a core in the middle it's three and three that's six of us and it makes a core in the middle
Listen who are these people so I know that's Eric that's Eric. That's I call me
No, I actually don't know what that is. That's Charlie D'Amelio. Yeah, you steal these from Carl. That's Bonnie blue and that's Dixie D'Amelio.
That's not Bonnie blue, sir. I know Bonnie blue's face, bro. What is that?
Yo, what are you talking about?
Wait, but why are they here? We did a phase video a long time ago, and they put the stickers when they were done on my main screen, and I just never took them off.
Oh, it's like hogging, you know?
Yeah.
Oh, come on, bro, bro, you can't take that with you.
Let's continue, man.
You want to see my magic happens?
Why don't you take the blondie blue one, Debbie?
What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
That's no fucking good.
Hey, in a train, would you rather be the first one in the train or the thousand one in the
train?
I'm a thousand.
Me fucking too.
I want to get all that flavor, like, different flavors.
Boxing 1000 though?
Wow.
Everything.
Every drip drop.
You eat that shit at the thousand?
Are you not?
It should probably taste like fucking...
Yeah, I mean, even though it works.
Literally, he's like a mutant baby at number 1000.
God.
Yeah, that's weird, right?
I'll never do that.
Since he don't have beer.
I'll have beer.
Oh wow, this is a really big shot cap.
Oh, I'm glad you see that, man.
Look who you notice is.
Oh, is this the uh...
That's not the most rare one.
And these are all my cards.
Oh wow.
Are these all those uh cool as tap caps?
No.
They're close.
How about I get some tap caps?
Tap caps.com
17,000 people ordered it so far.
60% sold out.
sense without yeah wow make sure to get my top caps yes sir don't go on invest
one invest yes we're actually open another round investments really yes
where we want to drop those XL versions I guess your number okay I'll be through
by the way yeah you're gonna hit the UK audience that's that is very true you
don't have that is very sure but he needs he needs like some equity well
that's that's why you investment you're always oh you are always on the
Yes first part of the nation
Tap, tap right now.
Oh, it's actually going to tap right now.
There it is, Jackie.
You feel it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Start tapping yourself off.
I'm going to tap you in the mouth.
Please, please, tell her.
You should feel it, Jackie.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Jackie!
Ah!
Yes!
Yes!
Ah!
Oh!
Oh!
Ah!
That's a hard one.
You want to be the first time we've done that?
What the hell is that?
God, don't call me.
It's up your tap caps, man.
Alright, it's alright.
It's coming up the floor.
Oh, shit.
I think Ron's not home.
Neji, what are you looking at, man?
All the corrective.
Yeah.
That's what's going to go through the show.
Wait, you...what's this?
My phone, bro.
Wait, what?
So you want me to look at it when we recover?
This is the D-glove.
No.
We're Jason D gloves
Wait, what is it?
You should make the blowpill brand
Yeah, you blow this so right here you take these and you just it's the easy way when you wake up
Yeah, you're a little puffy
um yeah or that's my plushie. what? you know how to do that? this one? yes.
but no i don't know. how much does this count? um yeah that's the knockoff version so
um like zoom. i'm trying to take it a lot there but it won't just take a long. no. no.
i don't know what for but uh yeah i don't know about this one. but you know how to wait for it?
Yeah.
Big man like you getting that one?
Oh man, you know how to rock.
It's cool.
You know what you're going to get with me for?
What?
Top chat.
Yes, sir.
You know where to get it, Deji.
You can.
All right, yeah.
My closet's in there in my bathroom.
You want to look?
Wow, such an ass.
It's a little messy on the ground, very small.
I think she's my uh, yeah.
Alright, so what do you think?
Oh, okay.
What?
What do you think?
What the fuck do you want, bro?
No, let me see what...
What do you just take, bro?
Stop!
What?
What do you go mad at?
Oh my god.
Um, but that's basically it.
Hmm
So how big is the downstairs area
Yeah
area then by the top of the quarter or you want to do a seafood boy on bug bank
Oh
Our drive to the airport okay, so when it's around 610. Let me know. Oh
Get to the airport at 710 for international flight at 830. Yes
You ever flood LAX?
Yeah.
You better hope.
Is there any holidays?
You got TSA free check?
Oh, you're fucked.
Well, you have cleared though, right?
Okay, you're fucked.
You're not going to make it if you don't have one of those.
No, no, no.
Well, no, he doesn't.
He has first class though, so.
Well, no, priority.
He has priority.
Yeah.
For bag checking.
You brought your bag, didn't you?
Right.
Wait, there's a call-off time.
I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure.
It's a cough time for international flights for checking the bags pretty sure it's over now. I swear to God
No, that's a lot
You like it here in the US. Yeah, actually, you'll be here again for no, I like you guys
Oh, that's the same game me and London that's sending for me too. Yeah, I love the people in London with
I don't like London, but I like you guys
I don't like your Chinese
There's one right here
I'm being a means.
Oh, I was told you were North Korean.
No.
If I was North Korean, I would not be in here.
All right.
Do you wanna see a Bolling Alley?
Yes, please.
I don't know if it works.
Lacey, does it work?
Lacey.
What?
Does the Bolling Alley work?
No.
No?
Wait, we can only show it.
Yeah.
All right.
Hey Lacey, here we go.
Come on down.
This is where it changes.
You don't move into a content house or a school.
Wow.
Let's go.
Let's go.
What's your position?
Oh my god, you turned on her?
W fucking woes, man.
What's your basement?
What's your move into the courthouse?
What are you waiting for, man?
It's not out of you.
Wait.
Courthouse?
The week's made a setup for him and gave him a room in the basement for an entire week.
He would pull up and he could be here for a week.
You did it.
I'm going to become a streamer for a road.
Become a streamer for a road.
Yes, you can stream here with us every day.
Oh, shit.
This is our holy alley, man.
Go ahead and roll something.
Oh, yes, it is.
Roll the strike.
Which is the light this one?
I don't know.
This one.
It's not three for a reason!
Oh!
Oh my God!
This is sweet!
Look at it, the blowing is too...
It's too blowing here!
Get another one of these here!
Let me see it!
Here, it's very good.
Oh my God!
Let me show you how it's done!
It's so much better!
Hey, you don't have to pretend you got it!
Let me show you how it's done.
I'll finish for you.
Finish me off, Jack!
Finish me off, Jack!
Oh, what the fuck is the physics on this?
Yeah, that's right.
Take down that drill.
What is this?
Where are you? What?
How did you know?
Ah, yeah.
Hey, Desi, finish it off.
Oh.
I feel like he's actually good at pulling.
Come on that too, brother.
Let me show him how I'm going to eat my food.
I want to aim for the left gun.
Shoot!
Whoa!
Hold up!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Speed was not there.
I'm sure it's me.
My shark is 15.
How's that?
I'm sure it's me.
I'm sure it's me.
I'm sure it's me.
I'm sure it's me.
I'm sure it's me.
I'm sure it's me.
I'm sure it's me.
Sir, to this artist, you're fostered.
That's control.
Raaaaaah!
Oh!
How far is the trap?
Uh, stop.
Is there one more?
Not at all.
Alright, yeah.
No, she's off.
Have a look at what I do with you.
I'm trying to get speed.
Genuinely, actually, do you search?
I'm trying to get speed.
Hey, does someone actually roll the strike before we leave?
Yes, sir.
Come on, get the strike.
Let me get it.
I want to leave. I want to leave.
We can't leave. Let's go leave.
We need to destroy it.
Someone's got to get this.
But now, that was kind of reset.
Alright, I'm gonna spare it. Ready? I'm gonna spare it. Oh wait.
Here we go!
There we go.
I mean, at least let's get a spare, finish it off with a spare.
Finish it, finish it off.
Give me some spare time!
Oh shit!
Yeah, I think we should.
You want to get one?
Alright, I'll get one right here.
Jesus Christ!
How do you hit the gutter so hard?
It bounces out of your mouth.
Yeah, well, they broke something.
And I got one, mate.
Yeah, and you got one.
Where's the rest of the way down there?
Back groups.
Back groups.
Yeah, that's the house basically, there's a garage in the area, it's time for me to
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Dude, what if I fall and bust my head over?
No, my god! We don't know!
See, you didn't leave?
I-I-I'm so good to see it.
It's beautiful.
It's very, very nice.
I'll show you the back door.
Okay!
Is this the back? Is this the front?
No.
What is the back?
Hey, man up, boy! Just stop right here!
It's ladies, it's Gilbert.
How are you, brother?
Yeah, this is a life, bro, you watch crime scene, okay? Yeah, not crime scene, but it's like, bro, you know
You know, normal day, usually get some tanning going in
and then diving a pool, go for a swim, you know.
Stay athletic.
So you won't be jumping my pool right now?
You won't.
I won't.
I have extra clothes if you want.
I mean, very, you might as well, man.
Like, you're in Calabasas,
you might as well go for a dive.
There's the SS Manor at Rompill over there.
You can go for a dive and,
I mean, you can literally see that
and just not in the legs, to be honest.
Could do that.
I want to get in.
Nothing stopping you, bro.
I have a flight to catch.
Yeah, you do have a flight to.
Holy fucking, yep, we got drone shots here.
Wait, he's controlling that.
Yeah, we got drone shots here.
Yeah, we got drone shots here.
Wait, he's controlling that.
Wait, he's controlling that.
Yeah, he's controlling that.
He's got some abandoned drone.
No, that's my drone.
That's my drone.
We do drone shots here, W fucking drone shot.
Wait, is that, so that's live?
Yeah.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is, bro.
Look.
I got an internet there, because we gotta wait in the house.
Oh yeah, here.
Yeah, drone shot.
What?
OK.
OK.
OK.
We got the production here for sure.
OK.
Where's the sound proof thing?
Oh, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, Sid.
Ah!
Is this all the drugs?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm about to show him the Southbrook sauna.
Oh, shit.
Wait, there's one in the lift here as well.
Yeah, he lives here.
I think he's probably...
I don't know what he's doing.
I think the day I probably just chill in there and I'll see you some shit.
Southbrook sauna.
All right. Give me that work.
All right. All right.
Um, so, why don't you basically get in here?
AHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
Come on, I said, come on!
Yeah, but it's time for a comeback.
AHHHHH!
Can you hear me?
Say something?
Say something!
Okay, okay.
I'm fat!
This isn't soundproof.
What? Sorry about that. It's soundproof.
I can hear birds.
I can't.
I mean, I can hear the birds.
No, you can't.
There's no fucking birds in the sky.
I feel for it. I actually felt for the TikTok. I'm such a dumbass. Don't ever believe everything
on the internet. Oh my gosh, okay. My dick's not actually 8 inches. It's not actually 8 inches.
What is it? It's a cool light. It's a cool light. It's like a light 5.5. Wait, what, 5.5
I'm gonna get you.
I'll beat you around.
I'll beat you around.
I mean, all you need is four inches, so...
Oh, my God.
I heard it.
He's bought all of these.
I'm anxious to be in the pajama patch.
For real?
Is that because that way you tell girls?
No, no, no.
It's what you tell me.
For real?
Okay.
Yeah.
It's not for real.
And I...
I was the only one like...
It's for real.
And I was the only one like...
And the girls said,
No, no, no.
You're digging the perfect.
She's not saying you're, you're, you're not saying it's big.
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know what that is.
I'm not talking about.
You're beating us in perfect.
Yeah.
That's an insult.
That is an insult, bro.
You know what?
Boyfriend Nick is the best compliment.
No, it's not.
You got boyfriend Nick.
Yeah, I, I, I, I, I,
The best compliment, the best compliment is when she says ab.
No, no, no.
If she says ab while you're inside, that's a compliment.
No, no, no.
That means it's so big, it's hurting.
No, no.
It's perfect.
It's too big, it hurts.
It hurts, that's what I get though, if it's too big, it hurts.
You're someone told them, oh, your penis is perfect, that's an insult, bro.
Let's say it's like, yeah, it's okay, it's enough.
A girl is not like dick, got hurt every single day.
Like, oh yeah, imagine, like, does it like, it'll hurt, bro, it's too big.
What do you think is too big of a dick?
6 inches.
No, I'm gonna have to retweet that.
I agree. I think as soon as you hit above 6.5 or too big.
I think the perfect size is 5.5 or 6.5.
Or a 5.4 actually.
Your shit is too big.
Your shit's 7.5, that's not too big bro.
But I'm okay.
Why I have no issues trust me six is about a hundred percent
No, I think three and a half is low key the sweet spot because the G spots like three inches
You're saying you want to you want a three inch big
I've tried I've tried five and I've tried about seven
Wait you tried seven yeah daughter girl is in a chat like it's three too big
this free-perfect in my ass wow he's shut the fucking seven-inch cap cap in
his ass I've had sexual jason ron and marlin so basically they're all free
widely scale different right I know it's marlin's
oh I was out of like a 13-inch hammer it's like my forearm that's the really
the Nike athlete. He was blessed with every good genetic.
He can't fight me.
Yeah, you get to fuck him up. No, I'm not gonna lie.
Do you beat him?
No, he beat him.
No, I mean, unless what I see in the video.
No.
I hate how that's a thing.
No, that's the thing, though, uh...
He's not good at it.
I know, Jack, but you got on.
He... he's not good at it.
I explained it, man, I gave him a jack-o-lantern.
Did you buy it?
I did buy it. I have it upstairs.
Really?
Yeah.
We eat it and we move it.
I'm annoyed with whatever, bro.
Okay, let's bust it.
We probably got time from one segment for a dead-jeep, bro.
Either one or the other.
You pick.
What, eat or play basketball?
So, eat or lose weight.
Oh
$4,000 I'm a low-key. I look you want to see football
But I okay, let's do a quick boss get and then okay
Your fight
Oh
Wait, why he beat you up you never seen that guy?
Wait, so people in Europe actually call basketball basket. Yeah, so you guys
Go
Jason
You got you got lacy lacy lacy doesn't know anything but three's okay
We know 15 ones and twos 15 ones and twos
Wait, so
What do you this first of 15?
three is two points and everything else is yeah okay cool are you good at
basket I've actually never seen you play some
basket so yeah there's a reason for that we gotta get into it quick though
yeah we got to go quick gonna make sure we got time for top three here
Wait, do you need some tennis school?
Dependence.
Uh, no.
Stop me.
You fucking, no.
Give me the fucking ball.
I'm going to shut you off.
You lost $500 already.
I'm going to shut you off real quick.
Okay.
All right, let's go.
All right, he made our ball.
Make it.
Huh?
Make it take it.
Unless you all want to shoot for it.
Oh yeah, let's.
Let's shot for it.
Oh, you did it?
Okay, go.
All right, let's go.
I just made it.
Come on, dig in.
You want to make it again?
No, no, no.
This is for a ball.
I'll make it again.
All right.
All right, now let's have all that shot, you bastard.
Take your foot off.
Oh, super?
Yeah.
God, bro.
Hey, let me see.
Here.
That's how you do it, then.
That's how you do it, then.
You got a message?
You got a message?
You got a message?
You got a message?
If you make it, you guys get ball.
If you miss it, we get ball.
All right, I'm off.
Oh, no.
All right, check up.
All right, check, yeah.
All right, wait, Deggie, you know how to check up?
Yeah.
You got that, you got Lacey.
You got Lacey, you got this, bro.
Hey, first of what?
First of 15.
15, 15, damn.
OK.
Keep right, keep right.
No, wait, Deggie!
Yeah.
That's one.
That's one.
All right, OK.
Deggie, what the fuck?
No, sorry.
Sorry.
That's not what I'm doing right now.
Are you allergic to running?
Come on back, everybody, come on back.
I saw that.
Oh!
Oh!
Gadgie!
Gadgie!
Don't be afraid to run.
I got wings.
I got wings.
I got wings.
One on, one on, one on.
Get him.
Get him.
Oh my.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
All day all day all day
Three
Trying to get a clip on you don't let it happen
Yeah
Fucking cookies man
Oh
No, I like I like that like
Yeah, I like
No, I like you like
Shoot it! Shoot it!
Fuck!
What a fucking 9-2-0!
Edgy, it's not a lock in, bro.
Alright, I'm looking over.
Hell no!
Oh!
It's all good. I got Paul.
I'm gonna let y'all play, I'm not gonna help off either.
Okay.
Yeah, let me just get it one more day.
Oh, yeah, that's it.
You ready?
I'm making it.
I knew you made it.
I knew you made it.
Yeah.
We're doing alright then.
Oh yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's a shot.
This is it.
Close up.
Whoa!
Yeah!
That one landed.
Shadow.
Are we still?
3-1 young.
Err, yeah 3-2 young.
AHHHH!
Is that 3?
Let me turn it up.
We got a 3.
That has a 1.
4-2, 4-2.
All right, 4-2. I'm sorry, Dadgie, but I gotta turn up now.
Oh, I missed.
DJ?
Jeez!
Okay, Jay, 5-2.
Little fuckin' baby on me!
Okay.
Okay.
Top three!
Let's go.
Hey!
Tedgie?
I need help on defense, bro.
I'll give you that good D.
What?
I'll give you a good D.
Don't be afraid to use your sprint button, bro.
Oh
Yeah, yeah, it's my boss. Did you get it man?
Yeah!
Oh!
Nedgy!
Oh!
Nedgy?
In your face, Nedgy!
Got every back, every back.
By confident.
I'm here for you to help.
You have a blade, that's...
Oh!
I'm shooting.
Step on my feet, son.
Oh, you're shooting.
I'm shooting.
I'm shooting.
I'm shooting.
I'm shooting.
Shoot for it.
All right, shoot for it.
Shoot for it.
All right, shoot for it.
Shoot for it.
You shoot, you try.
He's shooting for it, he's shooting for it.
No matter.
Hey!
He's shooting for it.
Every time, Desi.
Is it 6-5 us?
Yeah.
By you, Desi.
Shoot it.
Oh, we can't do an easy buck to you.
Get that edge of your dick!
Don't be afraid to drive. You're stronger than him.
Get that edge of your dick, Daddy, all the way. All the way, Daddy.
HECK!
Get past that!
Hey! Fucking lagging.
Hey!
Cook! Too bright a desk!
Too quick.
6'6".
Holy... YES!
Watch that.
Check, check.
Watch that, Deci! Deci!
Deci, did you fuck it out of him?
It's time, bruh.
Dezzy.
I'm a badass, fuck!
No, Dezzy.
Seven, seven, seven, seven.
Dezzy, play like your life is on the line.
Okay, come on.
Hey, come on, bro.
Dezzy!
Dude, I'm your fuck.
Yeah, Dezzy.
I'm on you, Dezzy, I'm on you.
No, can you not?
Get, get, Dezzy.
Now do it.
Do it.
Keep shooting that shot, bro.
Keep shooting that shot, Dedeji.
I want to see him go in next time you shoot it.
All right.
Play back.
Dedeji.
Yeah?
You got this. Good D.
Let me see that D, Dedeji.
D up, Dedeji.
Yeah, Dedeji.
Yeah, Dedeji.
So I'm not fucking...
Oh, my God, Dedeji.
Okay, Jay?
Oh shit.
I'm really going to...
Okay, Jay?
Okay Jay?
Savings.
You got your...
Shoot it.
Bang out.
Hey!
Nice, ace up.
You got it, buddy.
It's a good one.
It's a good one.
Get back.
You don't got that one, bro.
I do.
Fuck!
We don't got a 3.
He is literally a backboard machine.
10-7.
10-7?
Yeah.
Come on, Deadzy.
Come on, Dizzy.
Like your life depends on this way.
Oh!
Dizzy, you ready to come up?
I'll let it set up.
Dizzy, think about the Mugbang after.
Think about that Mugbang after.
That Victory Mugbang.
That's what I thought.
What are you doing?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh!
What are you doing, Debbie?
You're a dickwit!
You're a dickwit!
What are you doing, Debbie?
You're a dickwit!
You're a dickwit!
You're a dickwit!
What's the problem?
Cross the cross over, step back.
Oh my god.
Deji, Deji.
Wow.
Deji, Deji, Deji.
Dude, a fucking leg?
Deji, Deji.
Please spoke to me.
Oh!
Deji, Deji.
You want a tip for me?
12.7.
Take the glasses off, maybe?
Got it.
Oh, the glasses off.
Yeah, yes, sir.
What is it?
What's up?
Lock in.
It's getting 15.
We can win here.
Lock in.
Oh.
Hey!
Ah!
Shut up!
Hell no!
Okay, oh my gosh.
What?
Jesse, that's all there is to it.
We can't let him win.
Jesse, lock him up.
It's for game.
Game.
Get back, Jesse.
Get back, Jesse.
I'm on it.
Not from that floor.
I'm right here.
Are you sure?
Nicely, Nicely.
Fuck.
I'm back.
Let's hit it back.
No I'm not going to hit it.
I'm going to hit it again.
I'm going to hit it now.
I'm going to hit it.
I'm going to hit it.
I'm going to hit it.
Not bad.
That's it, Pat.
No, not you.
You're too stupid.
You're too stupid.
It's Edgy.
All right.
No, I'm gonna be a dummy.
Yeah, from there.
Come on.
Come on.
From there, from there.
Hey!
Fuck!
Edgy, Edgy, Edgy.
Edgy.
Are you fucking hungry or something?
Like, what's going on, bro?
We can double in the car and bash?
All right, go quick.
All right, okay.
Plus two, uh, five.
First to eleven.
Huh?
Eleven.
All right.
Okay.
No.
Check out.
I actually thought he was a charm
You make the rules
Okay time oh shit
Is he who you got right now, who do you want you tell me a name?
That's it.
Easy.
I got you now.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Deadman 3, game time.
Whoo!
Oh.
He actually did it better.
He's too tired. I got it.
I got it.
I got you, I got you.
I'm coming.
Say you swear to God you're making this.
I swear to God.
Oh.
Don't put it on God of Miss.
Wow.
Wow.
I think it's a cross.
I promise it's a cross.
Dizzy, Dizzy, Dizzy.
Defense wins championships.
You cut air ball as long as you get back on defense.
We're gonna get you.
We're gonna get you.
We're gonna get you.
We're gonna get you.
We're gonna get you.
We're gonna get you.
We're gonna get you.
We're gonna get you.
you get back on defense we're good
defense defense defense one zero we got this
Come on, come on, come on.
There you go.
Take a shot, take a shot.
Come on, you got it.
Easy.
Sit there, Zeddy.
This is done to fucking muckbang.
Zeddy!
You want to play basketball?
You want to bet play basketball literally play am I
Daddy
Want to see more of that edge?
Let's win
What
Three we come in we come in for the guy sorry I got lazy
I
Learned that from Brunson, bro, but usually goes in
Okay.
One of the boys.
One of the four boys.
Four one?
Yeah, I got four boys.
Four one.
Never stop shooting.
Nice.
Never stop playing D.
I'm not worried about that.
Hey, I was doing my bit.
Look at the paint.
Deggie!
I thought you were doing your bit.
Deggie, are you eating me?
Deggie, are you a jet lag or something?
No, I got a good one.
Just one now.
Yeah, he's back.
Wake up, yeah.
Wake up, wake up, Deggie.
Wait, Peggy!
Six-one.
Diggy, diggy. We need one for better than four.
That's where.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Hey, how's good sympathy?
Fuck another line.
Just take some more.
Take the bar, Diggy.
I'll be the Brunson.
I'll be the fucking Brunson.
They need me.
Pull it, pull it.
New York's calling you, Jay.
I want to go back.
Yo, De-
Deji, they're treating you like a make-a-wish, Frank.
Lock in!
Edgy!
No.
Oh my god.
Deji!
If you make this, it didn't count.
If you make it, it didn't count, bro.
If you miss, we go mug day.
Come here, man.
If you miss, see for boil.
Okay, we keep playing A1, huh?
A1.
Y'all got six, actually.
Oh, those points don't count.
one
one
one
one
two
three
planting bro
one
one
one
two
one
one
one
one, Deci.
seven, two.
seven, two, Deci.
I'm feeling a three.
Deci, are you fucking out your goddamn mind?
wait.
okay.
sounds like better.
play it.
card up, Deci.
game point.
game point, Lacey.
shoot a wing.
shoot a wing.
five seconds of the shot clock.
make it through the shot.
You're gonna fucking give you the ball.
That's ten.
You're gonna have to take it.
That's ten.
That's ten.
That's ten.
That's ten.
That's ten.
What do you want?
One more.
No, you gotta take it.
Go court.
What the fuck?
Play it, play it, play it.
Come back to me if you don't listen now.
This is just a game.
Play it, play it, play it.
Come back to me, man.
You got this now.
Is this your fruit?
I'm holding it.
I'm holding it.
I'm holding it.
Say we're lying, man.
No.
Say we're lying.
We're lying.
Oh, shit.
You make this way, you deadass, win the game.
Okay, cool.
Top three.
Show them why you're top three.
Oh!
Oh my god, okay, 10-3.
10-3.
Do it again, you won't.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hold up.
Tedgie, watch it.
Tedgie, you can't talk, Tedgie.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Where is he?
Come on, come guard me.
Tedgie, watch it.
Tedgie.
Where's your mouth?
Tedgie.
Oh.
Tedgie.
He literally, I can literally hear the yeast sound playing over the fucking basketball clip.
Nedgy.
Nedgy.
Did you hear the fucking aura clip?
I don't know where to put it.
Let me cancel it out, Ashley.
Oh.
Alright, bro.
Let's go try.
Let's go try and get the fucking super boil.
Damn, we should have done this.
Let's go try it, let's go let's see if we're boiled, dang we should have done a seafood
boil at first, I'm sweaty, it's hot over here, we got 10 minutes for that mug bang,
we got 10 minutes for that mug bang, dadgy, okay, 10 minutes, wait, is it set up?
Okay, that's saying you're on Twitter bro.
Huh?
I'm on Twitter.
Who's that meanin'?
That means, that means you got clipped by Lacey.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
What is that?
What is that?
Are you setting us free?
That's me putting the ball through his legs.
Oh my god, that was bad.
Oh, you're the cat.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
The guy pushed edgy.
Thank you.
He had you holding your nusack, edgy.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh
Yeah, winning you know what to do brah
Lacey or at it hundred
God Jeremiah
We've got hundred your hundred clicks. What yeah, is it your main?
100
Are you gonna show up to this at the airport, buddy?
You know what you have to do, man.
My chat with the gifted nothings.
I got nothing.
Yeah, let's do it, eating food. Let's do this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's lost her head, bro.
Get the shit going, did you?
You ever have seafood bowl?
No.
You ever have seafood bowl?
Okay, this is gonna be it.
But, I don't know how fucking massive he is doing it.
I'm gonna get the food.
Oh, God.
It was a good game.
Did you know he had it in his hands?
Yeah.
He had it in his hands?
Yeah.
Here you go.
Here you go.
There you go, wash your hands a little bit, get them in the sink.
Nice, Veggie, nice.
Fucking so good, Veggie.
I'm gonna go on top of this.
Okay, that's a little bit more.
Okay, that's a little bit more.
You should have washed it off to you.
You're like, yeah, I don't need anything.
Okay, alright.
Get you a little bit more there.
You like, you like spraying?
No, no, no.
Veggie?
Yeah, there's nothing.
I'm turning white.
Hahahah.
Hahahah.
Oh, that should be good.
Oh, get a little bit in there.
Yeah, yeah.
There you go.
That's a little weird, mom.
Here, this is...
I guess five minutes for your dog, baby.
You gotta do it good.
After smug pain the whole time,
did you spike it in Uber, though?
I gave you Uber though.
Yes.
That's a very good shot.
Very good shot, yeah.
Yeah, take the, the world's largest seafood boil,
you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The world's largest seafood boil, here we go.
Here we go, yeah.
Should we just dump it in the pool?
No, I'm telling you, we need it more.
We need it more?
We need it.
What?
I don't think we should know.
What do you mean we don't need this enough?
Brothers, it's fine, you know what?
We need it more, man.
Bar!
Wow.
Start dumping, start dumping, start dumping.
How clean is this tank?
Yeah, it's clean.
This is gonna be fucking...
I've never done this before. This looks bad.
What?
Oh, it's so good.
Alright.
Did people do this?
Come on up, here's son!
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, got this, man. Great, great openings.
Here's son.
There he is.
Oh my god.
Oh, fuck.
Chase, I know you're about to just water me right now.
Jay, you eat this stuff?
Uh, yeah, I should be back in Texas.
This is not good.
But I'm not the liar.
You never had this?
Never.
Hey, did you ever had a seafood boil?
No, that's fine.
That's fine.
This is the most gluttonous thing I've ever seen in my life.
I can pick one of these up and eat it.
What do you mean?
We're not even close to being done, just no eggs.
Do we have gloves?
Chats said it came with gloves, but I'm not seeing any gloves.
Chats said it came with gloves, but I'm not seeing any gloves.
Do you want to chat your fucking daddy or something?
I said, should I put in the instructions to cover the gloves?
They always come with gloves.
So if the chat says that you're gay.
Are you gay?
Yeah, obviously.
Oh, something's going in there, I got pooped, is it normal for me to get pooped?
No, no, I got pooped, I don't buy it by any means, you're all you, bro I can't eat this,
what do you mean?
Open that, you're opening it, open that, I just took that for the crab.
It smells nice though, it's the world's largest seafood in the world.
Can I grab one of these?
Yes, grab a potato.
And I can just eat it.
Yes.
Are you sure?
Yeah, what do you mean by sure?
Oh, it's a bagel.
This is a lot of seafood.
Wow.
I just feel bad, bro.
Come on, Earl, you had a pettings with the house, you don't feel bad.
Yeah, you piece of shit for that.
I really...
I turned a new leaf, bro.
It's really linds, bro.
I imagine if someone was eating us in a kiddie pool.
Oh my...
Oh, here's a glove.
Oh, dude.
You're just gonna smell like straight fucking.
Gloves anybody?
Yeah, I'll take a glove.
You think Percy smells like bread?
No.
He's not a neighbor of theirs.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Pussy doesn't smell like crap.
Pussy could smell like crap, bro.
Well...
What the fuck? Pussy smells like crap, bruh.
No, bro.
Bro.
Bro, what does Dick smell like?
Dick? Dick?
Cheese.
Oh.
Spoiled milk?
I think it's mine.
What?
What?
You got...
Are you string of times?
Yeah.
Ah, I'm already gay.
Wait, you want me to...
I'm already gay.
Okay.
What are you getting for Al?
What are you getting for Al?
Oh my god, raise this YouTube video, it's gonna bang!
How do you smell like cheese?
That's just me.
Is there like sauce on it already?
Yes, it's fully juiced and sauce on it.
What sauce is that?
It's Cajun Barbeque Butter.
Oh, here, here, here, get a little,
can you actually get a boil?
No, no, this is perfect, bro.
This is genuinely,
oh, bro, I love food.
I love crab.
They were just hate all this,
this is something I love.
Oh, look at the fucking lambie squeeze, boys.
Fuck.
I think that's all of it.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Is this all we got?
Bro, this is, we don't need more.
This is it?
What do you mean, we,
bro, no.
Should we order more?
Should we order more?
Dad, she's about to fucking leave, bro.
oh I'm ready to begin bro oh this is the world's biggest seafood boy I mean
I'm being honest a bit underwhelming I thought it'd be a little really we filled
up an entire fucking pool with seafood literally um today we filled up an
entire pool with seafood!
Thanks for going to like, comment, and subscribe!
Yes! Oh my god, bro.
Let's get that first bite in, y'all.
What are we taking here?
Okay, we're doing a corner. What are we doing?
This is your first time, right?
What is this? The sausage?
Oh, yeah, that's a little sausage.
A sausage, Luke?
Me personally, I'm going right in.
I'm going right in for some seafood.
Give me a little crab leg.
Bust that baby open.
Wow.
Oh my god.
Wow.
Yeah, it's very shrimp.
It doesn't supposed to look like this.
Feel it.
Feel it.
Oh.
I know you can feel shrimp.
These are shrimp from the ocean.
Mmm. What is that?
Sausage.
Wait, Dad, do you like seafood?
Um, I'm not the biggest fan.
No way.
You're gonna be after this. We got half the ocean right here.
Oh my god, look. Let me just buy it.
Oh, Dad, you've got to get this back right here. This is the best buy.
Oh my god. Give it to him. Give it to him.
Okay.
Click your lock and let him hook you in there.
Oh, fuck. What do you think?
Do you think I'll ever have credit?
If that's the first time I'm having credit.
Really?
No
What do you think
It is
It's a tough one
You never crowd
What?
You don't have your hands?
I'm just gonna take a little bit.
Mm-hmm.
Let me get that up for you.
People watch this?
Do you like watching people eat?
Oh, people love watching seafood photos.
Really?
Well, 3 a.m.
What, do you eat this in Vietnam?
3 a.m. you're laying in bed?
No, I'm asking.
No, I don't eat this. I've never been to Vietnam.
Ask me a genuine question.
I've never been to Vietnam.
I've never been to Vietnam.
Well, how would you know that? I've been to these, no?
Yeah.
Okay.
Wait, can I eat this whole thing?
Yeah.
What is that?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
Who taught you that?
I didn't.
Who taught you that?
I did.
You don't know?
I don't know.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
Teach me something in Nigerian.
My fourth year.
What does that mean?
I'll slap you.
Oh.
Oh, who is it?
I'll try, pussy.
Oh, another one, another one.
Uh, by the way.
By the way.
You're actually good at that, Jay.
Yeah, I'm good at different languages.
What is this?
How do you get it from this?
I actually met me, but I can't get the meat out.
Oh, you got a cracker.
Yeah, I figured it out.
Uh-huh.
Come on, boo.
Oh my god, are these clams?
You got it.
It's a crab, bro.
It's not going to break your hands.
I don't know what the button happened, but you don't know.
It's not going to break your hands.
It's not gonna break your hands.
I'm gonna get another piece, brother.
Thank you, man.
Don't get in my body, bro.
This is literally where you signed, Dad.
Wait.
You don't like it?
I do, but no, you don't.
Dad, you ever had a clam?
No.
I think clams are pretty good, though.
Dad, if you liked this, you would literally be like,
killing the shell.
Take that little piece out of the shell right there.
That little piece, eat that.
That's a clam.
Good, right?
What do you think?
It's different.
It tastes different.
It tastes like fish eye.
I don't know how to fish eye people.
My parents used to feed me fish eye growing up for good luck.
Maybe that's why I'm here because of all the fish eye.
Wait that one's mine.
Is this the clam right here?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I thought it was a fish.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
I'm gonna try that one.
Okay, that clicks.
Oh, that looks good.
I'm gonna shove it from both sides.
I'm gonna put it right there.
Yep.
Okay, watch it go close.
Put it up high.
Put it up high.
Put it up high.
Holy big ass clam!
Look at that!
Yeah, oh my gosh
My day. Hmm. Wait, did you like it? Did you you got a comfortable sleepover?
Yo, stop I get a fucking muscle. What is that little ass? Hey stop fucking eating my muscle. Yeah, I get a bite
For the first time doing this
I'm gonna say check check check every more time
I'm not gonna say much. You gotta try to come sleep over.
Hey, what are you?
What's the time?
Gege, you gotta try to come sleep over.
What time is it?
6.30.
Oh no.
One more time.
Gege, you gotta try to come sleep over one more time.
You want to sleep over?
You gotta come and sleep over.
No, no, no.
I don't know what your hands are.
I don't know.
What time is it?
I said, dad, you gotta come and sleep over.
Well, let me know when you want to come and I'll come.
Okay, right now.
I'm gonna call a big red car.
Come.
Hmm?
Come.
I'm off.
I'm off next month.
Go, go.
Deal.
Wait, you coming here for a world cup?
I don't know.
Yeah.
Look at all that meat.
A juicy meat.
Oh, look at that little egg actually going.
Come on, come on.
Wait, what is this?
It's like a little baby egg.
It's a quail egg.
I ate those grown-ups.
I didn't eat those grown-ups.
Mmm!
They're quail eggs!
They're posting eggs for the guys?
Not myself.
Maybe do a little like...
What?
Wait!
I want to get you out.
You want?
Yeah.
You want to get me out, guys?
What do you drink like that?
Like what?
Sideways.
Hmm.
Drink sideways.
It's East Coast Day.
Take care my bro.
See you soon, bro.
See you soon, man.
And I'll walk you out.
Thank you, mate.
Come on, you got to be a side-guy.
What?
What
You want to take any beverages on the way out next
Thanks.
It's okay.
Thank you, bro.
What was that?
What?
What?
What?
Yeah?
Did you forget anything?
No.
We got tripped.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you for coming.
Nah, bro.
This is just lit.
Tenu-min-lit.
A quick little quick trip to the U.S. and in and out, bro.
Any big plans soon?
Um, I mean, I can come next month.
Can we walk up?
Yeah, if we walk up.
What, any games you want to go?
Oh, well you got a pleasure like that
Yeah, oh I did get invited to watch the quarterfinals one in a quarterfinals. Yes, Sam
That's my coming. Well, you don't know the one in Miami. Yeah, the one in LA
Then another one in New York
then another one in Texas
You're going you know, you know messy versus Ronaldo could be a possibility
If that happens, we all gotta go
Actually I'm gonna pre-buy the tickets because you pre-buying for cheap right now and then if it actually happens then you got tickets for cheap.
How much are they? I don't know. But there are probably a lot of people that are going in.
Alright, when you buy it, let me know. I'll give you the money for that myself.
That does? Yeah. How good is that?
You gotta go. Is your open here?
Oh, yeah. Oh, you're texting me he's Orion. Like, huh?
Oh, oh, because the code.
Oh, shit.
Uh, just put it against the wall.
Okay, so he should come in a little... Just take a seat, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Take a seat, man. I'll be right back.
But does he know where your car is, Lord?
Yeah.
How do you know?
Yeah. Are they adjusting?
No. No.
Maybe, maybe, type that to me.
Yeah, you can guess.
How was your trip? Was it fun?
It was very good.
What'd you do in your off time?
Um, I have to tell you off-screen.
What the fuck? Yes.
What are you doing?
I'll tell you off-screen.
Did you get a niki?
What?
I'll tell your suit, I'll tell your suit.
Oh my god, bro.
My god, you're in a spider, are you one of your diapers?
Yeah. Oh yeah, I'll take you.
Yeah, I'll take you.
Agent H, I'm in the guest house.
A, B, Dean, and Deji went crazy.
Who?
Your father knows.
Oh, Agent Burna and Dean de Grey.
Yeah, what, me with them?
Yeah, my mother.
Oh, why'd they tell you that?
You used your seven-inch gammer?
Tell Deji to join the Sidemen and replace of KSI?
Huh?
Wait, who said that?
It's from the chapter.
Oh, my gosh.
Unscrewed fats.
Yeah. You just realized. You just realized?
You just realized?
Like, when you got fat, or did you have to buy different shirts?
I bought XL.
Like, does that not motivate you to want to lose weight?
It does, but I'm too comfortable.
Yeah, you're right. I need to be hungry.
Not in that sense, but how do you get there?
No, you would definitely be under your trust.
But I feel like you're saying that you're not actually...
Like you actually didn't lock in, or you're gonna keep doing like...
Mugmanies and shit.
No, I lock in. I lock... I eat the least.
I'm one of us.
Yeah, yeah.
That's not something I had to like, six years last time.
Yeah, you were first, you know.
You're protein, man.
Yeah, it's good protein.
boxing match fight Alex again you would the run back years later what you was
prime creator boxing
August 25th, 2018, that was when I fought Jake Paul and J.J.
That was a meme of me saying, what's funny through?
It's a good fucking day right there.
Fuck me, I'm so fat.
I am such a big boy.
I'm glad that you finally realized it.
I don't know how you find it.
Okay.
Huh?
Yeah.
Alright, cool.
I'm glad you...
I'm gonna miss you, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
What do you fucking mean?
I feel bad.
You couldn't get up while you're in over here.
You're not fucking, like, immobile from being found.
I got you.
I got you.
Uh, I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
Ah.
You're fucking legs.
You're fucking.
Ah!
Thank you for coming and we've got you.
No, thank you, we've got you.
Generally, bye.
I've got a plan of life.
If I run over, you need me out of here.
Thank you, bro.
Sleepover soon?
No, thank you for paying for the flights.
Of course not.
I needed you here.
Yeah.
And the hotel as well.
Yeah, I know.
But I didn't spend a...
Yeah, you were living lavish fare.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't fucking lavish fare.
There you go.
I'll check you out.
Oh, him.
He paid for me to come here.
I did.
I didn't spend anything.
That's why I'm saying...
That's why I'm saying...
I'll repay the favour.
Get asked.
come to England let me know I swear if you give me dates I'll
fight you first class so I'll get you first class
Love you, bro. What's going on, man?
Oh, should we be flying first class?
Have you fucking dead, you man?
The gifts. I don't lie, bro. Yeah, you'll never take it those.
We? Yes, I flew this caravan first class, too.
We should be young. We are first class, too.
Top three right there.
Jason, you joining us here?
Yeah.
Jason, welcome back to the mukbang.
Hey, we are back.
Yes.
Welcome back to the mukbang, Rob.
What's up?
Can I get my little crabs and crabs?
Excuse me, Rob.
Excuse me, ho.
Me, ho.
We got a quail egg.
You ever had a quail egg?
Never.
Me either.
I'm not.
I'm good.
You literally had a quail egg like not too long ago, man.
What's your name?
Oh, finally, they just eat dog shit, man.
Actually, I might have a quail egg or something.
That could be good, for you.
Yes, it's good.
Next one is a lot of salt.
This is good, bro.
This is right at LBTV.
That's a lot of butter.
What?
I can tell you what's happening.
A lot of butter.
A lot of butter, a lot of fucking butter salt.
Yeah, no, this is not good for you.
Yes, it is.
Bro, it's not good for you.
Thanks.
The meat would be good for you if it was on the selfie or anything.
But think about it.
Think about this.
The meat is all on the outside, the sauce and the butter is all on the outside.
That's true too, but it's mainly on the outside.
Dude, who's leaving their junk in the fucking...
The junk is on this side.
Oh, fuck.
You gotta go deep in there.
You wanna know?
Deeper, bro.
Oh, y'all left the fucking potatoes in there.
Trying to stay away from carbs.
Oh, you stop being a little ass kid and bite your fucking mouth.
Dude!
I'm in the heaven right now, you don't understand.
Anybody got any, like, uh...
What?
Bro!
Anybody got any, um, uh...
Any what?
Any...
Uh, the crab? The crab crackers.
Are you kidding me?
Dude, you think I have 12 boxes?
Are you going to fight today?
Of course I did.
Are you entertaining, huh?
Who's your favorite fight?
Probably yours, bro
Probably yours and...
X and Pala was good.
X and Pala was good. Probably those two.
Yeah. Honestly.
It's on a page, play. That was pretty good.
That's me.
You up it in the ring next?
Nope.
Thank you, Justin.
I'm gonna help him win the Star Wars of Carolina. I wanna fuck up my face.
500K for Lace?
Yeah.
That's good.
I'd get a ring at the pressure, right?
I mean, you would have to compensate for a number of things, right?
Number one, or a loss, because if I did end up losing, that would be like infinite or
a loss.
That would be terrible for you.
Exactly.
What order would you be losing now?
Losing a fight.
Or an infinite or a loss.
Is it though?
But like for you?
If I'm favored to win and I go in and lose a fight, infinite or a loss.
Um, this is a bit of a crap, um, and then number two, we got understated, my face gets messed
up and punched on.
Like I lose a lot of, I lose a lot of model gigs, so you would have to, you would have
to compensate for that.
You would have to compensate.
Boom!
I've seen the fucking tabgap meeting, I don't think I've seen a single girl.
That's right.
Girls above 18?
Yes.
What the moms?
Yeah, moms.
They call me over in a...
They call me a milk magnet.
They use their fucking titties.
Nope, they call me a milk magnet.
Because I go there and all them milks want me.
Yeah, yeah.
They got milks in here.
Yeah, he's a hella.
You done, bro?
Come on, bro.
You just wanna fucking throw up.
We gotta finish this.
You were... wait, did you for 10 minutes?
I was munching.
You know what he said? He said he can't crack the crab legs because he has FNCS.
Yeah, I heard that man.
Remember when we talked about fucking sissy shit as dad?
You don't.
There's your teeth.
Oh my god.
Hey, you remember?
What?
People water me down a little bit.
Water me down?
Hey, you know what I'm talking about?
They need a little bubble water.
Open it and pour it in my mouth.
Open it like you're in my throat.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You might have a hessai virus, though.
Hessai virus?
Yeah.
What the?
What's up? What's up?
That is not watering me down!
Okay, I guess it's watering me down.
He said like you would in the corner, bro.
I just put it in my mouth. Put you put the water bottle in my mouth.
What the fuck is this?
Why is there a hook? It's in the fucking...
There you go.
I'll leave it on stand-by.
How many do you have back here, though?
Okay, go, go, go.
Holy shit.
Oh, I'll tap-tap, tap-tap, tap-tap, mm-hmm.
You guys in the wing tap-tap coming soon?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah?
I don't down, bro.
You got that in the kitchen?
We actually want to do a streamer drop.
We do want to do a streamer drop.
And then give every creator who's going to drop
a percentage of their sales.
Yo, bro, how is your crab on your nose?
Do you know how I was saying the policy?
Yo, I'm in an intense match right now, bro.
Let me be.
This is the craziest one we've won, bro.
You may see there's how many calories
you can get this is like over 10 cat.
What?
20 right?
Oh, please.
Please.
So you.
Yeah.
That should add to that being a sauce, bro.
Right, if it was a straight crab, not that much.
You think?
Mm-hmm.
Well, this angle looks insane.
That's a lot of protein.
Well, if you look insane, it looks like you're going to
why would you?
Why do you look so alive?
What do you mean?
Relax a little bit.
No, he's locked in, bro.
This is his thing right here.
He's at a boxing match, this is my box match right here.
Lacey vs. World's Largest Seafood Boy, look at this.
Holy fuck.
Demon.
You a little bit of pain?
A little cork?
I'm drinking sweat, I'm dead out of sweat.
I think we, I think we can get us ate all the crab.
Come on, you're going.
Me and Taobao for Lacey is getting us serious, man.
One's around over, one's around over.
Leave everything in the fucking kitchen, leave everything in the kitchen.
Leave it all in the kitchen.
One, three, two, one.
Make, make, make, make.
Don't forget your train. Don't let your train just go out the window.
Hey, pull this thing out, bruh.
Why are you looking up?
Any advice, any questions next time?
Don't let your train go out the window. Remember what we learned?
Keep eating good, keep playing your game, get to it, bruh.
Keep going, you know it, you know it, you do this best.
Come back in.
I feel like you're a bottomless stomach right now. I feel like you're not even hungry.
You hungry?
No.
It's just a mindset thing.
Hunger is a mindset thing.
It's a mindset thing, bro.
Is it either you're hungry or not, man?
That'd be fucking hungry in a chat, man.
There's real hunger right here.
We're not in the stream until Lacey finishes this fucking kiddie poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo.
His dead ass is we tried to do the world's largest pizza and we failed, but this is
Actually the world's largest seafood boy. I don't think anybody's done it bigger than this
There's a generation. There's a generational type
You like Jimmy Butler, I'm gonna do a quail egg yellow sauce a little quail egg. Oh my god, I'm loving the quail eggs
What is a quail?
Quail is a bird
Bird? Oh fuck, bro. I shouldn't be eating this
Dude
That's just a heart is right here. It's not packing. That's a bird bro. That's a bird
Yo, Jason you support that I see what's in your eyes. What do you do?
I got a fat cat I love it
What are you doing today bro?
Yeah bro, what's your fucking elbows off the kiddie pull man? Are you exhausted?
Bro, I don't even see your elbows.
You're not doing shit today.
It's not a wound.
I'm not doing shit.
You're really not doing shit today.
I'm taking a second half of my suit.
Laugh in, bro.
I'm not doing shit.
I'm not doing shit.
I'm not doing shit.
I'm not doing shit.
Oh
My god
I'm gonna go on bro my tap
Can't tap
We can't talk, we can't talk bro.
I can't get in this much food in my stomach please.
Well you can't talk about the seafood world bro.
You gotta get back in, talk back in.
Bro, talk back in.
This is actually fucking Goisalame.
This is genuine.
We ate a lot of it.
This is a seed.
What we're doing right now is a seed.
This is a one out of ten is what it is.
This is a one out of ten.
No, you have to eat it like an apple.
What's happening?
You have to eat it like an apple.
You have to pull that bite out of it.
And then you have to get the audio a little closer.
You have to get the back crunch.
No, yeah. There's no crunch in there.
So it's a...
That's a good one.
I need a towel, put you up here and tell you can towel me down a little bit.
I'm not gonna towel you.
I can't with my clothes on, I see you in my face a little bit.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, please, come on, please.
Well, have you got any more clams or mussels or anything?
I don't have any clams, I don't have any.
There's a pair of flounders, there's a pair of flounders.
There's one of those.
I'm running for her, running for her, give me.
Yep, yep.
Four of them.
Four of them.
Yeah, I'm gonna go for her.
Really fucking game time.
Water, water, water, water.
Lace.
That's what I got for you buddy.
In the mouth, in the mouth.
That's what I got for my life.
No, no, no.
Hey, hey, hey.
Well, is he genuine?
This is starting to get fucking disgusting.
You fucking pussy. Why are you smiling now?
Be a fucking man you are.
You stabbed her 15 minutes ago, yeah.
Because I'm a pussy.
I can't eat this much fucking food dude!
Jason, how much do I have right now?
My parents are not alive.
I would eat the whole thing because my parents taught me not to waste food.
Exactly.
So I gotta sit here and eat the whole thing.
Bro, what are you talking about? Oh, Jason, Jason eating the whole ocean and he's eating all this shrimp.
Brother, he's eating worse animals.
You talk about most.
I'm actually in...
You ever had pig liver?
Pig liver?
or blood?
I ate camel dick
what?
I didn't eat camel dick
camel dick?
that's fucking disgusting
I ate camel dick
I was generally starting to get fucking nasty
generally
maybe a little corn bite
wash you down some corn
wish there was a little bit more crab in here
we ate all the crab, we actually didn't waste food
I mean there's a lot of
What is that?
It's still attached.
Like right next to you.
Oh, shit.
Isn't there one right there too?
Oh, Max win!
Holy fuck.
Max fucking win!
I'm not gonna lie, I've never seen you more locked in.
Actually, a Max win getting an extra snow crab
find it at the bottom of the pool.
I think you should tweet after this.
I got to go play Screams bro, I can't believe you paid someone $40,000 to play FNCS with
you.
I'm not genuinely sad.
Yeah, cause we're going to win.
I'm investing in myself.
Think about it.
You pay.
Think about it. You pay.
8.30.
Wait, what time is it?
It's a little close, bro. You don't got screams, bro?
Wait, did you say that was close?
I was just genuinely pushing, asshole.
Just pop off of those blocks, bro.
Clicks, clicks skipped, uh, he skipped his, uh, turn into it.
Wow.
I mean, it doesn't matter. It's probably not gonna win.
What the fuck do you think you're talking about?
I mean, based on the fucking 30 times you played at me at the end of the year.
Why does money and so much always come up at the cashier?
The opportunity to come up at the cashier?
Report night is your thing and you just haven't won it.
Like, how is that your thing?
That's like a big... Lacey was bad at cleaning.
Well, now think about tapped out in two minutes in this.
Mm-hmm.
I got second to fourth.
I got third to fourth.
So, that's not first, buddy?
I remember tapped out of an eating competition in the first 30 seconds.
You got...
Oh, shit!
That's a really good move!
Exactly, you got forty-sevenths.
What are you gonna do?
Alright, this is the fucking ones, this is the one I'm winning.
I haven't seen...
How many dishes of ones is there until you actually fucking win, you know?
Probably one more.
You're gonna get married soon.
Probably one more.
So you think you won that one more I haven't seen you?
No, that's why I wouldn't.
I swear to God, I've heard you say that, like thirty times.
Buh-uh.
I haven't.
Bitch.
Oh, shit, bro.
Let me see those demon eyes.
I think I'm done, Jay.
No.
I think I'm done.
No.
I think I'm tapping out.
No, no, no.
I think I'm about to poke him one out of ten.
Oh my god.
Bro, let's just talk about a different subject.
Okay, what's a different subject?
I'll give you a subject, bro.
We'll chat in the chat.
Give you a subject to chat.
Next fight.
You want to fight?
I want to fight.
I'll be a good match out.
He's not fighting you, bro.
Click is actually perfect matchup now.
We've got a few new generations.
Click's my favorite.
Anyway, we just meet somewhere in the middle.
Click's, I'm not even lying, we would genuinely bring back constant creator boxing in the area.
I'm not even trolling her.
Why don't you fight Neon?
Why don't you fight Neon?
Hey, I want some of those.
No, it's Neon vs. Chase, that's not fair.
Hell, Neon's...
He bosses!
Jason, you're killing him.
Neon's taller than you.
He's a little taller. He's got a longer reach.
Yes, but he's, he's, he's, he probably weighs like 130.
I'd say Neon.
He's 145, right?
Yes. Neon, if Neon had three months of training.
But a shorter 145 is different than a tall 130.
If Neon had three months of training and actually trained,
I think he would be able to play.
If he took it serious.
I agree.
I'll box right, too.
Right?
You gotta go on, too.
Wait, don't rain Neon on a fight.
Why don't you get ringing me on the plate on your card?
I'm not gonna fight you unless they each get a fucking trillion dollars, so...
Oh.
Yeah.
My buddy's not here.
See, the only way I would fight is there's one of two ways.
If I truly had hatred for someone and wanted to, like, murder them, I would fight for free.
Do you have hatred for anyone?
No, that's the thing is I don't.
I don't have hatred for anybody.
I don't even want you to mess it down.
What the hell?
No!
Dinner?
No, he's already me.
So you fucking bitch.
What?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I
I
Love a lot we we actually ate the fuck out this we ate the fuck out of the seafood
You did that way a lot I actually did what Jason was going with it. Oh
I mean, yeah, it's the rap
This was the world's largest seafood boil.
Huge.
Y'all enjoy the video man.
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Pizza.
World's largest pizza.
What do we get this full-time table of pizza?
Next up, me and Jason are building the world's largest pizza.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
You Jason, please.
You're not going to come here.
We hit you up a month and I said yo pull up let's do the words on this pizza
Yeah, you honestly probably wouldn't be in LA
Shit
Okay, you're literally the only reason I would be to come to LA I hate it
Imagine this though imagine I'm like no here now here now. Actually. I actually are probably
Imagine you moved in for for a month to the courthouse
And you actually completed your goal in one of less FNCS
I see
It's like the Bron winning the WNBA championship
I'm like that's what I'm doing
You literally haven't won a single FNCS
I think it might be your playing field
Like you might have to drop down to the genie
I love you bro, it was a good scene
It was a good scene
Wait, was it really that bad?
Yeah, it's frown
It's like you playing with NDA
You're fucking dodging
I think I think you start with the win and then go into the heart of this
That's what I'm saying that usually people start in like the college. These are the G League in a nigga
What a champion
He retired
Okay
No, I think you actually have to think about what if for the scraps the FNCS concept
It's not yes, it is
They could scrap the FNCS concept and go into a new style of tournament and then you
FNCS won this you never won that's why you have to win now you have to win now
You have to win now. You got a lot of you you got to put the timing you got to put the work in
No more it is bullshit of oh I'm trying I'm grinding no you're not obviously not
hard enough that I should be here you say you're grinding you say you're
giving it your all no you're not you're not because you were giving it your all
you would have been a winner by now so clearly there's more you can give you're
And the time's ticking bro. You're an hourglass. You're 21 years old
Playing against 15 year olds in FNCS. I
Need to lock the fucking I need to win at I need to win once
The second I fucking wait I'm gonna play this clip. I'm sure how many times I've said that
So that's right there that's what film is for four years every
Documentary for me to win for literally the past four years
Documentary is not gonna drop until until you win. Yeah, well every single year
Yeah, it's gonna be movie
And now we're gonna read
That's not gonna be it. It's me better than a bra
Is it your chatter y'all watching a clicks for tonight documentary this is a brawn NBA career documentary
Yes, don't my whole chest in a hundred percent we're watching yes, I'm gonna be honest when I get off the documentary
I'll watch it too. Yes, but you got to get a win so that it actually completes the documentary
I will I will but
I appreciate you guys for having me appreciate you for having a great
You're not any students of yours. I've been a stream
Wait
You look at the camera
You say creatures to drop available right now tap-dots.com
And you got to tell everybody to go buy a tap-dots right now because almost sold out
Um, nope, I hate that.
TabCabCreexers.com
Nope, nope.
Bro, come on bruh.
TabCab.com, the new creature drop is out right now.
Yep, it's almost sold out, go buy it now.
It's almost sold out, 60% sold out, buy it right now.
And if you buy one, you can have a chance to win a free PC.
If you buy one, you can buy a PC.
No, not a free PC.
And if you buy one, you get a free PC.
Come on, bro, you're fucking with me.
If you buy FNCS 1...
You think you're funny?
No, I'm just talking about...
You guys CTE, bro.
Tapcat.com. New Cruiser Jack. 60% have been sold.
Buy it now before it's too late. Here we go.
There it is!
Is there a grip on her real quick?
Oh my god.
3, 2, 1.
4, 3, 2, 1.
1 more grip.
4, 3, 2, 1.
I just got blue balls.
Blue bites, blue bites.
You look like the Darth Maul.
Where does the Darth Maul get his shoes?
The lightsaber.
I want to make a pizza. Let's make a pizza.
What'd you do? We need to give away the PC that we promised.
Can you do it? Oh my God, that's going to look interesting.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What's this?
What's up, TK?
Yeah.
No order, please.
You're in the head.
What?
What?
What?
What?
Like what?
Bro, can we just stand?
I can't hear you on both maps, so it's probably time to tell us.
Holy fuck.
Catch a leasty.
No option.
Ready?
You're an actor, dude.
I fucking missed it, bro.
You're not going to act with it.
No!
L.J.S.S. is one.
The fucking second one.
Say goodbye, bro.
Say goodbye.
What?
I thought a fucking flag was on it.
Oh my god.
Y'all be fucking luck, man.
Me who?
No, fuck your mom.
I'm not gonna make you a bother.
Oh yeah, really? Just kidding, move?
Yeah, really? Make sure you don't know who to stop.
I'll be right back.
That's that.
Okay, you're gonna want to stop this shit.
I'm not listening to you, man.
I don't think you're, uh...
Shake your wrists.
I'm done.
I'm done. I'm gonna drink some soda.
I deserve this shit.
I deserve that.
I deserve it.
I'm gonna feed you now, bro.
I deserve this shit.
Bro!
I deserve this shit.
You didn't even drink the Goislau.
I deserve this shit.
It's that brand 40-batton, though, bro.
I deserve this shit.
I deserve this shit.
He almost got knocked out by Agent Jeff.
Don't get knocked out, bro.
I was nowhere near getting knocked out.
Look at my face.
You see anything on my face?
No, I'm not chasing.
Redify kind of did you dirty.
I saw this POV of Redify that Redify reported in posted.
He hit me with one.
He hit you with that.
With one good hit.
On the red light POV?
I swear you see you go like this.
Dramatic.
I did stumble, but.
Did you have to fuck that?
Oh.
Wait, did you actually keep fighting?
Because when you get caught down on something,
he's gonna send you a gun at you.
He's calling your name.
Come in, yeah, come in, come in!
Come on!
Wait, let's just go.
No, I'm just gonna.
Wait, please, man!
I need that raise, man!
Don't think I forgot!
I don't think I can get it, bro.
Yeah, you gotta get this giveaway for your PC, bro.
All right.
Come on, call that.
We can do this one.
Did someone punch your eyes closer together?
My eyes closer together?
My eyes closer together?
My eyes closer together?
I don't know, they all went through the same.
Ah, they always look retarded.
You said what you just said, bro.
Alright, you said what you just said.
Ugh, I like watching, bro.
I can't even put it on my head.
Nope, impossible.
Bro, I look good, man.
See my thirst traps and shit?
I tried it.
If I just box for the thirst traps at this point, fuck.
I saw a lady on my 40 YouTube.
Did you like it in retreat?
How many of you are here in Cobra?
No, I jerked off to it.
I didn't want to say that. That's the best answer I could have got.
That's what I hope everyone knows.
Oh my god, bro.
But do me a favor, stop posting those selfies on your IG story where you fucking just...
You're actually not like that.
No, we got earlier and I'm like redoing it anyways. He's like, I don't know, probably a photo shoot got to be closed.
I don't know.
Got a really hard day, bro?
I was just talking about it a little bit.
A straight fucking slop going down my f-
Definitely like three years off my life during the semester.
I used to spam those in middle school.
Oh my god, the bottles, bro. They taste better than I can.
Oh my god, bro.
Anyone else bought G Fuel because of other YouTubers?
Back in the day
Dude, I thought I would get super powers. I'm done
I thought G fuel would give me like super fucking powers bro the way they were ever
You're welcome for the raid my favorite Chinese friend Jason says clicks bro chill out
oh my god what they're waiting oh my god what a fucking day man top three came
today clicks clicks raid what is a me hoe raid dude
Dude, dude, dude.
So you're high, man?
Oh my god, I'm deserve it.
I did ask deserve it, man.
Oh my god, I'm going to be high like two more this round.
All right, at least he has unlimited goo.
And no idea.
There is two case for the break.
Like, P-Rolls?
What?
Some bug, like he has a grinder and shit and like cones and shit.
You trying to hot box the Maybach?
Yeah, I did that.
Did I?
I've never smoked in a Maybach.
I would do it, but me and Max didn't smoke on stream though.
So I'll kill yourself, man.
I'll kill you.
How are you gonna lurk in a Maybach?
There's only three, six forces.
I'll just lurk.
I'll just lurk.
It's easy.
It wouldn't just be you and me.
It would be like someone else could run us.
No, he made you.
What do you mean fuck? Fuck you.
Fuckin' bitch.
Fuckin' bitch.
Bro.
A Maybach Monday with Lace.
Oh my god, new series.
Oh my god, new series.
It'll stand Lacey and Silky.
Jason why you look uglier gay?
Don't even read that, that's just a fan.
That's just literally a fan.
I'm not that person who will enjoy the college straight what they look like.
I'm gone.
They may be insecure to open the front camera bro, so I can look at you.
Yeah bro, that look bro.
That ass bro, I open Snapchat.
Oh my god bro.
He actually looks bad today.
Bro, did I just say anything bro?
This is not nice, I feel like I look pretty decent today.
What the fuck, brother?
What, bro?
What, man?
What?
Nothing, dude!
What?
Are you laughing at?
Damn, bro, no socks in the house.
No socks.
No socks.
Quan guy, you look beautiful.
Thank you, red.
With what?
Oh.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
It's true!
Wow, you should get fucked off your whole insides, bro.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh, my goyslaw.
I think I'm congesting it.
Oh, my, I've been drinking soda for so long.
What the fuck was that, bro?
Oh, God, what was that?
Holy shit.
What the fuck was in this?
I know, that was actually funny.
What the fuck are you doing?
How about you get a haircut?
How about you get a fucking job?
I literally work here from right now.
I work every day.
No, you don't.
I work here right now.
Like what?
You want to put me on with my barber or not?
I don't really care.
Do you get all your done getting a haircut?
Nothing, I don't.
I gotta go back, clean the back.
With the top and the front it's fun.
Just sit back in the sides, it'll clean up.
The drink comes right in.
Oh my god, two buddies!
We should catch them like that.
Just kidding, I would never do that because they have free...
Why don't we catch them? We can just get our pettings here.
Good.
We'll wait.
When we get our enemies pettings in, we start our own.
Oh my god.
I feel like that's a horrible idea.
That's a bad idea.
Oh, now that it's fun.
We try our own so that we can make it ethical and good and not only are these creatures
aren't ethical, petting zoos are not ethical.
They are if you take care of the animal's well and they have plenty of room to run around
and follow.
No, because petting zoos when you transport them you put them in a car and they don't
want to be in a car bro.
They want to be in the grass frolicking and eating plants because they are animals and
they're mammals and they breathe the same way we breathe, they pee the same way we pee,
They eat the same way we eat, and, and yeah.
I'm glad you listened finally.
I don't know, I thought you didn't want to like,
go on the freeway and come to the Coro's.
I mean, if I was an animal, no, no, no, bro.
No.
No, no.
Can we get the fucking bandage hearts in the chat, please?
Please.
I think, I think.
I think we should feed the bunnies
You should actually try it. What do you feed bunnies lettuce?
Yeah
Well, it's I'm gonna never mind never mind. I don't want anything to do with the two animals
We do a watch in the box
No
I'm gonna feed them offspring facts
I don't know if that's your next one.
Huh?
Yeah bro.
What?
Nothing.
What?
Damn bro.
What were you thinking about?
Thinking?
Thank y'all for the bandage hearts guys.
I'm still waiting on this fucking clicks where did that actually get scammed?
What?
No he didn't.
No he didn't.
So he ended and didn't rate me?
I'm just kidding.
Did that actually do a fucking free ad?
Yeah, he's got a seven minute follower only mode on.
Wow, fucking Fortnite Blair.
Ah, clicks raid.
So... you should raid.
Let's just say raiding Jason Lee.
It says raiding Blood X.
No, no, no.
No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't.
That's the person who used to coach him.
But he dropped him, actually.
He was a coach.
Wait, I'm not even raiding Blood X though.
I know he's raiding Blood X.
I'm gonna leave I left the raid though, so
Wait
click with the raid big fucking raid we got a fucking train full of content today big
raid thank you for the clicksters raid thank you thank you shout to the big shit is man
I've been wanting to chat a chat if you're a fucking big shithead.
Oh my fucking slob, bruh.
I needed a shit code red.
Dude, you seen code?
I just came up.
You came up what?
Oh my god.
Yeah.
I thought we saw this one.
We said this one is limited edition.
Only could have got it yesterday if we went to the pop-up.
Wait, did I?
I'm re-selling this page.
I'm not going to greet you on guard.
I'll give you a hand.
Dude, that's cool, bros.
I don't know.
Check your video.
I'll pay like $15 for it.
You guys want to recommend them?
$50?
$50?
$50.
Do you have one?
I'll pay at least for the red one.
It's pretty good color, right?
No.
What is this one?
It's like a bear.
Ah, that's a bear.
It's CORE!
It says CORE.
What?
It's like a bear.
CORE.
Wait, what the fuck?
Are we getting fucking concerns about what's going on?
Hmm.
The fuck?
I'm actually enjoying myself right now.
Life can't be any fucking better.
This is literally like the hardest thing.
I don't know, it's not a good job right now.
Yeah, I like it. This is just one board of crap.
Nothing like after a day of boxing.
Yeah, it's just like after a day of boxing.
Nothing like a day of boxing.
Bro! I got two in the same day!
So you really think I'm going to agree for you to say that?
Yeah, I guess you would.
I'm done with boxing, man.
This is dead. That's harder than a five of you.
No, thanks. I mean, bro.
Yeah, but would you rather...
are you lit sanity bro you got to go to the next games
Yeah, you could do that.
I can show you the next one if you need to draw.
Oh, wait, I thought you were going to...
Oh, I'm going to pick tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
Yeah, I'm going to pick some whole shit.
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Oh, yeah, I guess you're playing.
You're going to get two hours early.
You're going to get four?
I'm going live, bro.
I heard it's a quarter million for a ticket.
Actually?
a quarter million for court side tickets.
Yes sir.
Oh, for court side that makes sense, yeah.
Do you guys throw out two hours early too?
No, hypothetically, would you go to a game
if you caused everyone else to have to show up
to the game three hours early?
Ah, yeah.
You still live?
I wouldn't go to the, yeah.
I'll see you in the same age.
Donald Trump?
Do you just be annoying as fuck?
Wait, wait, wait.
That's right, everyone else's experience.
It's not like anyone had bags in and I wanted everything
just because you don't want to watch it on TV.
I'd rather shoot the bulls, bro. And honestly, I'd be down with them.
Straight away from the Donald Trump diss.
That's honestly terrible.
I'm gonna go...
I thought you were a fucking pro streamer, because a lot of people would have been stuck there.
I mean, I'm gonna be.
You what, what?
You know?
Oh my god. Who shot Box Next?
Me.
I'd kill you.
You'd kill me.
That's the next one. We do NMS boxing but I put the next one I don't box and then the one after that box
I was just saying, NMS boxing is the next one. We do it
This is my idea
Between each round each round start you crack a beer. You can't throw a bunch until you chug it
So if you chug it fast enough, one minute you can go and start like
trying to catch the damage while chugging the beer and slow chug it
What the fuck?
So like each fight is like a six pack.
I think so, I mean, wow.
I think that would actually hit it.
You're like a genius beer drum boxing.
Yeah, literally just drum boxing.
Why not?
Intoxicated, yeah.
Beer boxing, oh my God.
Beer boxing.
Beer boxing.
It's like a Burial Car, but instead of
chugging the beer before you can drive,
you have to chug the beer before you can hit somebody.
Yo, write that down.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh god, even though I got some steeling this shit,
I was always stealing the same thing.
No, no, no, we need beer boxing, bro.
Oh my god, we got cinnamon.
But that would be NMS Boxing.
Is that beer boxing?
NMS Boxing?
Beer boxing.
Yeah.
NMS Beer Boxing.
You'll see.
Oh, that's the fucking fire, bro.
Look at those three rabbits out there waiting.
Wait for the order.
Maybe they're looking for how much they need.
You see their ears perk up when you knock on the window?
Oh my god, look, look, look.
Come this way, Joe.
Look, look, look.
They're listening for you.
Oh, you think their ears perk up?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What if one of them just gets snatched by a hawk?
I wonder if they just all three explode.
What the fuck oh my god look at that wow they're so beautiful and innocent they're so beautiful
They're beautiful
There's that beautiful one. Yeah, it is so beautiful and just like doing nothing and like living there
I want to be here against their crevice. It's really like knowledgeable. Are those bunnies or rabbits? Yeah, those are rabbits
Oh my god, they're gonna get snatched right that daddy was about to get snatched
No, I thought that buddy was about to get snatched. Oh my fucking god, bro
Oh my god. No, cuz there's dead-ass hawks here that go in like they they they they like killed animals and shit
They're dipping
Oh, that one's chillin' though.
What do you think he's going through that rabbit's mind?
He's like, oh, I want a carrot.
I want to eat the carrot.
Oh, where's the carrot?
Oh, I'm looking for a carrot.
I'm looking for a carrot.
I'm looking for a carrot.
I want a carrot.
I want a carrot.
No, I think Jeff will keep it loose,
and then I want to be slid.
Oh, you would talk.
Yeah, I would.
I would.
Well, I have no sense of that.
Those bunnies ate my vegetables, killed them,
so they're stable on their own though.
Bro, honestly, mods, can we do something
about that chat message?
I don't like that at all, bro, seriously.
Don't like that, I don't like that message.
We don't kill animals, bro.
Wait, can I see what that is?
What, so you fucking throw it across the room
I just wanted to see you.
Oh my gosh, this is where your ant form is at.
That ass.
Look at that.
Oh my god, let's follow the trail, bro.
Oh my god, you're gonna step on one of them.
Stop.
Oh my god, let's follow the trail, bro.
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm gonna step on one!
Stop!
She's so many, what the fuck?
Wait, wait, wait.
What?
Where is the trail coming from?
Oh, straight to your air one.
Wait, where?
In your room.
Where is the trail?
Oh my god, did you see the trail?
Where the fuck is it going to?
John, do not swim to your right.
Wait, ant killer spraying right next to Jason's fucking...
That is not even mine.
Where the fuck is it coming from?
Where are they?
Cause there's like an ant infestation.
I don't know.
It's somewhere in our house.
Yeah, it's probably because of food has been stuck in the couch and it's like sweet and
Ah, sweet as the key.
See, there's a bunch of ants right here.
Drew, put some fucking pepper in your stuff, buddy.
How's she walking?
She's like lacing up on the fucking...
What is he about to do?
Alright, bro.
Bye, Winto.
All this stuff and then just want to hear it.
Wow.
No respect at all.
At least he rated you though.
Yeah.
Yeah, fuck you.
Oh
I'm back. Hello, can you hear me?
You hear myself fucks going on fucks go fuck
I
Wondered prep for league tournament. I'm low key down the league tournament is
There's a 1v1 tournament, and then there's like a a ram tournament down both a part of
Let me see
There's Tyler ones 1v1 tournament on the ninth on the ninth
Oh, that's gotta be fucking cinnamon, bro.
Oh, I actually got a fucking wash soda popping, bro.
Are you showing them, animal gamer?
All right, I gotta do that shit.
Jeff, holy shit, what happened?
I got full box bro.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Fuck.
Son.
You okay?
Oh my god.
Your parents sent me here to take care of you.
Really?
Yeah.
Your hat's feeling good.
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Fuck.
Dude.
Is this his fucking nurse bro?
Oh my god.
Okay.
Here hold my phone.
Can you like, see and shit like that?
Yeah.
Okay.
Jeff 24 role-playing as a caretaker
His caretaker 24 named prod dog move holy shit
It, uh.
Ahem.
Yo, raw dog.
Yo, yo, raw dog.
Like, that ass, like, I can't take him serious.
Watch Wade.
Who wants to run league?
looking at what's the way video and one of the leaders
uh... son
uh... yeah i think that's the reason
are very
i have a
I'm going to watch Wade and then we'll see who's on the lead category.
It's really a tough habit to break.
I get it, you know, it's sometimes, especially in this situation, one in-
All right, lock back in.
Another, you're just back doing what you know, right, instinct.
Oh my God, Marty getting cooked, man.
I'm going to take that away.
Good job, Lance Dan.
Yeah, straight back to it.
Good job, man.
They're trying to go-
got this guy hurt or you've got this fight in the bag and you make the mistakes that
beginners make you are going to pay this is all nice work and stuff but he's
crowding the right hand behind the double jab and he's only head hunting when
the body is there right so we get into my fucking dirty head hunts he's bastard
he gets into the clinch and wants to throw and again his chin pops up and he
wants to throw and flurry so the same thing kind of happens here we get a
little scrappy here comes the jab the right hand again to your face bro he's out of position
but here we go again here's the jab
Asian Jeff out of southpaw not even on purpose throws a backhand and then a straight right a two one
he got my ass jason's walking into it got my ass bro right hand oh my goodness look at how
Alex was on me.
Haha.
That was terrible. Jason got knocked out, son.
Those are like 14 hours of gloves too.
Nope, 60.
That's what I'm saying though. It's chaos.
Yo, bro, you gotta keep replanting stuff.
But he's got some moxie to him as well.
He turned Southpaw out of nowhere.
Straight back hands bang.
Lead hand bang.
That's a shot.
Yo, why is he so happy?
And guess where Jason's hand right here by his toddy's dude
Bro put your fucking hands up Jason and Jason hadn't paid for it yet and any spa
Really, I mean that you kind of touched him, but no one I made pay
for being on discipline and
Walking into range with his chin straight up and this dude Asian Jeff just did
Hey fair play Jason. He kept his feet
That was a big shot and now he's in I got to get it back though right now. I know that emotions right there
So he's gonna flurry on him, but it puts you in bad positions bad position
Like this right here. Ah got emotional got emotional it but this is kind of the worst thing you can do
If you're jason, yeah, he lands a well you didn't land that right hand
But he's now he's coming after and again techniques gone. So watch where his hands go
Hands are down. Yeah, it's turned away. Yeah
Swinging a miss. We're just throwing at this point. Both guys are just worryin. Yeah, we get tagged always get
I'm getting tags up. He's not doing it. He's trying to rush. I'm just throwing bullshit
Yeah, he lucky listen me he lucky listen me
Dad bro, you gotta sit down, bro. You're the judge.
Your hands responsible and stop brawling on the inside.
Dad you're the most unbiased commentator ever, right?
You had the face!
Look at this dude.
Oh my goodness.
Asian Jeff.
Surprise me one time.
Jav, son.
Again, okay?
I got piece of
Fucking made of steel apparently
Do kind of a glancing right hand and then Jason eats one too
Geez
For sure that's actually a good shout for whoever's saying that sound like rage
But Jason needs to calm down. I was yeah fight it with emotion after he got rocked
He's trying to get it back got to get it back one of the things that's so tough again to learn is
That even if you get hit you don't have to get it back immediately
You get touched you don't have to go back and get him right?
Don't show your opponent that you're I mean granted he there's no way hide me got hurt there
But don't show your opponent the satisfaction of you got hit with something that you have to respond with you take a shot
Cool, we're back to it. You take
Cool
Okay face doesn't change no emotional fighting change because you're burning energy you're gonna gas
So now he hurt you I'm fine back
Tags him because Jason doesn't have his hands up and Jason. What's your fucking hands up Jason now?
It's just 50-50s who's gonna land first clubbing kind of right hand there from this year again kids got moxie
What does moxie mean he wants to scrap?
What a fight
I
Did you glaze it buddy now he is they ain't like he glades him. He's glad that he glades a lot
I respect him not taking it easy one
Not they see god love for you though
That's nice work.
Right hand through the guard.
I would love to see Jason roll underneath that
versus getting caught kind of right here on the center.
He does get back to his right hand,
but roll underneath that, protect yourself.
Roll.
Cause the right doesn't connect.
Your right hand.
Cause the right doesn't connect.
Hit the body, bro.
Cause the right hand, you're from Jason.
It's basically the same thing over and over.
It's both guys just doing what they know.
Jason tries to get under this right hand
and then big looping counter with his own right hands.
Good shot.
Lance clean.
Tries it again.
Underneath.
Yes, underneath it.
You just can't get there.
You see it.
So the round two is the round that he pauses the most, bro.
Dude.
A squabble, like 50-50.
Right
Cuz he's criticizing me he look he is
Mistakes, bro, you know what I'm gonna take notes. Yo, you know for my next one my next bar
Bro, I need to just I need to put this on my eye, bro
Underneath to the body and you re-establish that answer the phone now than just the overhand right so the ass video
That's the one one dude Asian Jeff took that round row
He took that was fast enough rocked him wobbled him hit him with a couple of combinations. They heard him
There's first person in another right hand that hurt him too. All right, we got a little bit of adversity for Jason here
I like this competition. Let's go
Oh my god, I don't even remember my coach telling me this bro. Thank you, coach. Thank you
He's in Jeff again starting around off. Well
Count our right hand and get super clean nice left foot there from Jason another one
This is where Jason kind of thrives a little bit. He starts to get in rhythm kind of rolls
But again, I don't know where our hand placement is he rolls to a left hook cuz Asian Jeff hasn't seen that yet
That works
So Jason rolls to another left hook good good stuff hand responsibility needs to be better
But right here, bro. I like some right here
versus just the overhead
That's good
Look at this guy Asian Jeff with his pressure just staying on him
He was aggro in the third round I was way more calm
Jason does better when he isn't leading the dance believe it or not
The guy walks to him he likes to plant and throw and it's better for him right jab right hand
Way down through it straight. He didn't throw it. This is the first round
Think think circle think think boom pivot easy
That's the best he's looked right there jab look at this. This is awesome
Besties look
Yep
Go to jail. Oh, hey, thank you big boy. Here we go. This is good
Yeah, play that counter on this guy is
It's just a good one.
Heh.
I should have hit him with it.
Okay.
Heh.
Okay, love you big bro. Hey yo Jeff man
My god, man
It's your last day in LA
Bro, Jeff you put on a show yesterday. We put on a good show that she was mad entertaining
W fucking Jeff in a chat, man
love you, bro
Hope you had a good LA experience man quit that fucking
Fortnight shit man or try to win a FNCS
Can Jeff win an FNCS?
No.
Is that a tap cat I hear?
Oh my god, it's actually fucking working.
He didn't claw.
Good shot.
But during those positions, it's 50-50.
You're landing heavy or the other guy is and it's really just a coin flip
He gets there first
I slip I slip I slip
I slip that's it that's it. Oh, yeah, bro. I slip. I slip man
They're calling it a slit. Oh
I slip so the other angle of camera angle. Let me see that she looked back
I like this is bad for this
Where?
Is there a better angle of this because I need to see here's a separate angle they're saying that was water
Yes, thank you. Thank you. Thank you for adding this into the video. Thank you
Thank you, bro. Look at this fucking banana slip punch comes in that punch lands barely bro
is water in this corner
So when Jason are you fucking crazy? It goes but I literally banana slip
By the Marcus the Queensberry rules Marcus away
If that punch lands and you fall that's a knockdown
Hell no he barely he barely he tries to reestablish
His back foot
Fuck that McQueen bullshit, but I did ask slipped on a banana peel
punch throws you off balance to where you have to reestablish and you can't
mark the queensberry rules say that's a knockdown it's a fortunate situation and there was water on
the ground that did look like it was the predominant reason he fell but i'll give you an example
i'll give you an example of exactly no no no no no he literally just said he'd little that was the
predominant reason why i fell down there was water on the ground that did look like it was the
of a dominant reason he fell, but I'll give you an example, right?
I'll give you an example of exactly what I mean.
So this is from the Jake Paul Tommy Fury fight.
This is somewhat of a similar-
Lightening the queen rule?
Holy fucking hell, man.
Situation, right?
Now there's no water on the ground, so again-
Bro, fuck this McQueen fucking bullshit rule, man.
What are you talking about?
I slid.
Then I can understand a no knockdown wave off,
And it's very subjective, but
You'll see here jab as Tommy walks in the range puts Tommy on the canvas
You'll see the replay
He gets hit with a jab clean. Oh
Okay, but right, bro
That's different. I had there was jet. There was water on the floor not the same. I
Slipped on water. He slipped by himself
It's not because Tommy's been hurt as he popped his jab. He got hit with a harder one. Not the same. Water is a factor outside of boxing that made me slip. Different. Different. Different. Different.
good but slipped off from under him and that's a knockout
external yes
punch caused you to get off balance and that gloves touched the canvas
he said there's water there's water
Give me a rag! Give me a rag!
Give me a rag so we're wiping up the water.
There was a big ass water puddle over there and he stepped on it and slipped.
I guess that case you can maybe say it was a slip.
But a punch causing equilibrium fail or you to become off balance, it's a knock down.
Stop clicking me, I'm dropping the stick.
On my whistle!
And he said he hit him on the back of the head.
Oh my lord. Hey Jason. I love you, but your boys they got to try to play it straight
But I should not drop any dough right above the year I clearly slit it come on y'all
All right, here we go. I clearly slit standing up telling them what to do now. Oh, good right here
Seconds kill him. There's the commentary team folks. Oh
Good shot
Okay, I want it in the last 15, bro. I ain't gonna lie
And I look damn that last 15 was electric low key
There you go, Jason. That was awesome. Let me run it back. That was quick to see.
This is what I said about Jason though, man. He loves to scrap.
And you want to talk about, if we were in an actual boxing match, a way to sway the j-
He's got nine seconds here, and he leaves it all out there.
Good right hand. Hits him with another one. Again, frame. Bang.
Boom. Pivot. Jab. Yes.
Yeah, but I had.
Hey, hey.
This is killing me on top.
All of it, he calls out the ring.
That's a great inch around right there.
That was a great inch around.
What are they going to do here?
They're going to pick a winner.
I would honestly, y'all are going to like this, Jason, the weed fans.
fans if I was scoring it with that knockdown included I call it a draw if I
was scoring it and said it was a slip Jason 2-1 okay
yeah you kind of thought that was the way it went but again isn't the wrong call if
you thought that it was a slip that Jason had if they're calling that if they
call that a slip and yeah Jason wins 2-1 but hey man this was awesome this was
fantastic if you were to fight anybody else man who you coming after huh listen
I gotta go to the chalkboard to think but this isn't the last time you see me
in this ring this was fun yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Asian Jeff let me come to you
real quick how are you feeling off of that fight he full box me
Yeah, I mean, bro. Here's your first time fighting. It's your first fight. It's both
Yellow chap, bro. Are y'all throwing me right now?
I'm throwing you a tremendous job from both of you guys. That was incredible. This is awesome
I hope Jason continues like I've said in other videos. The guys got it dog in him. You saw it there
He gets rocked in the second round
Lost his balance looked like he was hurt pretty bad and did not go away came back in the third round
I do think it was a knockdown just because again, I'm a letter of the law kind of guy, but
Fuck the law, bro
If you want to say, you know what there was actual water there and he slipped on the water after being punched and you want to call
That a slip to find
He definitely performed better in the third round than Asian Jeff and now overall performed better
I'm surprised by Asian Jeff though. I'll be honest. He was some of the shots he was throwing big ups to both of them
Continues and I hope that he continues to get better
Hopefully he takes something away from this fight learns from some things and gets back in there
But anyway, I like to see creators continuing to get into the sport of boxing and they it brings their audiences into the sport
I think it helps grow and overall Jason seems like a great guy good ambassador
doing things that that again Aiden is already doing with brand risk, but
Content is content and everybody wants to do it. He's hopping in and actually fighting. So you gotta respect him
What do you think? Hey, thank you Wade
Who does he fight next can he get better? I think absolutely he can and will I don't have those answers. So
Guess we'll find out
Go video go video appreciate it way. Thank you for the input
Yeah, but I try to get way doesn't judge but I don't think he checked his Twitter games
But hey listen to
shout of Jeff for happening to ring with me
Hosted ref and fought I
think overall
very successful, very successful, successful,
anime-s-boxing event.
The next one's gonna be fucking cinema, man.
Ash video?
Y'all wanna see the Ash video?
Let's see it.
For sure, bro.
Just a knockdown. I'll show you. Marlin, a tree, a treeus rule or whatever it doesn't
apply. Slipping on water after a hit is generally not ruled a knockdown in professional combat
sports. Boom. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. A legal knockdown requires
a fighter to go down specifically as a direct result of the punch. AI Summary?
Well, dude, they're citing their sources, though. They cite their sources. Just
because the AI doesn't mean it's fucking automatically wrong. Are y'all smarter
an AI? Yes we are. This child just loves fucking. This child is just funny man. Here.
Two year sub badges hating classic brownie classic brown here
This is me an ash sparring the life
clean oh yeah he got my ass bang a lot having weak knockout oh here here that
knocked you down like I told you it didn't even like it doesn't look like
is that hard but it got me down cuz he was right he just chin check my ass
No, but I swear to God after I don't know I think my mouth was open or some shit
It was a clean hit how now I'm gonna be honest, bro. It's not the hard punches that knock you down facts
He just got me he got me man mad water on the floor but that's a genuine light
Very nice
Ash versus sapnap is actually that's looking copy fights
Saffron app is nice, bro. How long you been trying it for?
All right, bro. Who's on league? I got to practice chat.
two years dead ass bro after last night I realized bro this
Korea boxing shit we are so bad we are so back sunny Jeff
W Dammit! Yo B ain't never to fall gifted!
Emory doing nothing.
Emory doing nothing?
Emory was not live, bro.
Bro, where's Marlon, dude?
Wait, is Marlon was lying?
He might turn it down with a bit of both honestly, but you know
Damn, bro. I'll miss his face. I miss his face
Just smoking chill. I ain't like being that guy from my chat, man
He's dead chop now. Wait, wait, bro. Did he fuck up his airline or some shit?
Oh, because the turkey barber pushed him back.
Many many many many years ago there was a boy who had hopes and dreams to become the
The first age in Shima to die, he ain't gonna kill me.
Yeah, I'm not even funny as shit, bro.
All right, bro, let's see league.
We had a practice, bro.
I
Quarter Jade pull belter
Or don't call her Jody, you don't know her. Yeah, I don't know I like that
I should not launching
Oh, they're fighting each other!
Holy shit!
Bro, team kill!
Oh my god, bro.
Yo, where?
Yo!
What the fuck is this?
Insane no rules 2v8 MMA fight.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
What the fuck is the judge?
I'm sitting down!
I love this shit that's good commentating skills
Should I do this for enemies boxing to be one bro
Who took this photo, bro
You think Jody would play with me?
They didn't add no because we're gonna win this game you guys
No
No, she's doing doos no
You're not damn, that should take forever. She's with her man
She asked anyone this word
How would the fuck would y'all know that how the fuck dude
She's playing over
She really got stuck in Canada Lays I
Don't think Lays is ranked, bro
Hmm
Oscar
It's a watch fun again chat
Characters this
She's doing a collab, yeah
What about your collab
Oh
How is this character teleporting bro, this game's gonna shit
Hunger for the visa bro, I can't just fucking spawn in a visa dude. I
Can't just spawn a visa and that's not how it works
Live you're my friend. I can't give you a visa. This is this is not how it works at all
The fuck who the fuck this is the league, bro, we're really
I
Bro bosses makes you yeah
Get a five stack low key
What the fuck is this?
They've had the fucking van for five days.
Yo ladies bro you should have run a five stack on leak.
You play on most of your streams?
No.
All of them.
Perfect.
You're by my shit.
I'm by your shit, man.
He had a guy here when he said about, one day, bro, we should do it in the UK, not in
the UK, but in Europe, because it's smaller.
We get an RV.
I don't think you need rain for...
What about rain flex?
Every sub is a mile.
Yeah, well, what's this one?
We did five countries in five days.
Every sub is a mile.
I think it's gonna be small.
Bro, why the camera got motion blur?
Am I tripping?
me fucking dizzy I what the fuck is this shirt I Korean heart Honduras
What is that? What is this shirt?
Hmm...
Let's see what fucking...
Let's see what...
I
See what's happening on Twitch guys
Somebody's fuck hats hats everybody's wearing bro, we're in kid in the bottom, right?
it.
D-Baggs.
You see your thumb, take it off and smoke directly on the ass part, because I know it's
my like straight dude's face, but I don't even go to the thumbs.
I like, listen, this is how I like, this is what I like, boy shorts, I don't even like
lingerie.
Lingerie is cool.
Wait, what?
What?
I'm jumping to you.
But for the most part, my neck, I like tank teezies, spaghetti, spaghetti string, and
And man throw on some motherfucking like shorts or some night use on compression shorts or some awesome boy
Extra bass
Holy fucking no
Who made this bro this man prod is gambling slots
Val accent after three years
Is the good life
So I asked you and chat you think she'd be dead I feel like she's gonna follow me
Yo
Yo, Q
Getting a five-stack for League right now
Was wondering
which was wondering if you'd be down to play.
you
you
you
you
you
You
You rose me
W. Oh, alright. Alright, so we need so we need now we need one guy. No, we need one guy
Secuna
YBZ
I don't know why I was about to type in this fucking government man.
Bro this random kid bought him right, that has ruined my viewer experience.
bro you're not wisdom k bro
yo you want a leaguer huh?
LEAGUE
age we're down
wait i don't think i have a leaguer installed
i don't think i have a leaguer installed
no no no i mean no no not installed
i mean no i don't
i don't think i have ranked a lot i do
oh man
You're a cow now, you know.
I'm a cow.
Dude.
You getting the count to five stack?
Wait, I'm down.
Yeah, gotcha, bro.
I'm down.
Wait, who?
Who's the count gonna get on?
Oh, I get on Killers' Account.
Yep.
Wait, I got on Killers' Account, though.
I don't want to.
Oh, he's asleep.
Yeah, I got on Killers' Account.
Sorry, Killer.
Hey, Siri.
text Gershom, can I use your league account?
Holy shit, man.
Yeah, go ahead.
There we go.
I'd rather ask for permission than forgiveness
for then prohibition, lads.
Hey, better ask for forgiveness than permission.
Bro, I look so old, my God.
Bro, you're good, you're good.
Why don't you put a mallet in it, bro?
they're saying the random kid looks mad
dude this dude is the streamer
fusionz gamer bro
he's funny as shit once in a while
he's a fucking profile picture by the way
oh where's the dude i give to subs
small boy shifty bear
yeah shifty still in this game bear
Amorous
what did you read?
dude she used to own this website chat
who remembers man
who's never heard from again
we read his email
Rob with these quotes
hmm
Yeah, that's it jacks. She low key created that fucking um
She created that met the back to meta facts
Pro scrims
All right, bros, let's do links. Let's do links. Let's do links while we wait chat
What's he got one on, I was like, overtime, bro.
All right, but.
I
Well
Anybody comes and try to hit you hit you especially you I'm standing up to my home
Fuck a minute. Oh shit
Anybody comes and try to hit you
to your anniversary. Damn bro. This was a fucking classic man.
Balenciaga hoodie, classic bro. Good fucking times.
Yeah! Yeah, what do you want to say to the people? I want such a jackman! Okay, we're
gonna take the microwave for that shit. Crazy!
How did she how much is the fuck 3.9 million banger
Yo
I fucking hate this audio bro, oh my god is at this audio needs to needs to get exploded
It's fine. In this world, I told you I don't want myself left in this.
Clearly, you failed.
What do you want from me? Like, what do you want from me?
I want everything.
Holy Riz.
You get high off board.
You have a feeling that you gave.
You've been working inside the world.
I didn't get a high off board.
How wild are you?
Like, just genuinely, you just need, like, you know...
We got a way for gamer girl, sonny you got to wait for gamer girl
Call up wait ladies. What is woes is key? Send me your
Um, send me your, send me your username.
Didn't log in until we called running for night.
Yo.
Miho, miho.
That's good, bro.
I need back, man.
Anyway
Well, you actually play league or no just for like two days only oh
Shit and Tony Robinson corner hold on
See Team USA here see how they're looking in the corner
Team USA with the corner. Oh, I've seen this bro. What a legendary fucking connect right there. Wow
Wow top bins bro
That flip
I'm not gonna lie USA got a good chance this year dude. Just kidding. They're probably gonna make it out of groups
Maybe add me to call you. I'm gonna send you out in here
No, no, no, no, bro. I gotta I gotta leak during this soon
Me all yo, it's good. Oh
Shit hold on my mic. What's our other team?
BG yeah, he does not play fucking League of Legends. He's hapin on he's hapin on
You just declined your call. No, he didn't. Yeah, he did literally declined it
I'm not having Michael, bro
Are you pissed at it? You had it out of him. I'm good, bro. How's Canada, bro fucking hell
I hate it here. Do you got listen listen?
the visa the visa tech is still on a table that they contract
oh you don't lock me into a 360 though listen 50% of your earnings instead of
99 no no what up bro what up it's good stuff what's going on bro you ready for
play some league hell yeah bro we're all ready to play some fucking league let's go
i added you i added you any back man
okay where's the count so you're gonna have to add killer is that okay uh yeah yeah yeah it's fine
What's your username?
Alright, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Well, I have something added though.
Oh, uh, which one are you?
Sixth with Salvadorian.
Okay.
He's on watches count.
Nice, nice, nice.
Oh, I think it's Luigi.
Oh, okay.
Wait, who wants to go bot lane with me?
Who wants to be my little UwU supporter?
I want to be a healer.
I want to be your supporter.
Who wants to be my UwU supporter?
Can't hear you, bro.
I do.
Wait, we're playing a trend, right?
Uh, wait, who?
Oh, Trent?
Uh, no, Trent.
Trammer Girl? Trent?
Oh, shit.
Well, y'all go with first-name bases?
Yeah, I met up with her in Toronto.
Oh, cool.
I didn't know that, bro.
Wait, Stunny, are you dating Kobe?
What?
That soft-faced first-name basis.
His name is Kobe?
Isn't that a cool name, bro?
It's really cool.
Kobe.
How long is it let's see.
Oh yeah, where's Trinidad?
Wait Jason, you should get Bunny Emmy for the next ring girl.
Holy shit.
She lives in Miami bro.
I'm not flying ring girls out.
You spent 15k on a dead-g-flight.
And the ring girls are why we come to the fights bro.
No, no the ring girls.
That's the whole reason why we come to the fights.
Boat of ring girls that besides tip I got actually like two days before
Shadow saw they were good
Okay, let me let me let me give you a different set of ring girls. I too Mira Casey, okay?
I will play in that car bro. Yeah, I mean she did say guy needs men are the best she said those words
She did say that
Wait trend said you guys could play one my team not ff-ing
Well wait actually
It's it's without the H
We're good. We're good. Yeah, there you go. I'm gonna edit all of them and I'm gonna make it that there's no h in the
Yeah, there you go
Okay, wait, is this is it not good to say her name or no, I think it's fine. Oh, no, it's a
He's so small. All right, what should we talk about guys lately? Do you have a girlfriend?
Wait, should I go top guy? I go top or bot?
What are you thinking?
I want to play healer
You're definitely bottom way who's going where guys laser Evelyn. I'm gonna boss healer
I
Dr. Mundo pro
Who the fuck is dr. Manhattan I thought dr. Miami worked on baby
Dr.. Mundo's a perfect champ for blazes just like a big dunderhead character
Can't play Draven by heel
I'm just fucking kidding wait. Dr. Mundo you can't Jason got a little like Dr. Mundo
I thought the fuck is steroids he's taking to beat up as Jeff
But you need to take steroids to beat up as a chest throw and then your leg malfunction mid-fighting fell
I like didn't like my function. I slipped
Who the fuck put that west part of the ground?
Oh my god this shit is weird. Yo Lez you see this shit Lez why is your real quick?
Bro what is this clip bro?
I'm clicking your stream bro.
Clicking it. I'm on here.
This is late. What is this?
Oh my god bro.
Lez that's Kate!
That's Kate!
He's the best body's assistant
Okay to my chat right now wait, why are you saying no no no no
Literally can't talk to girls anymore. That's the same
Unresolvable target lace
I don't I don't care, bro. You dirty dirty doc. You don't care
Me hon, yon
I
Belize do you are you just focused on work, and you don't be looking out for girls or what?
Is your handsome guy bro you could then I get a girlfriend like right now
When I tell you you're gonna cry, so I'm not gonna tell you actually
No, that's hard rookie keep keep keep
Oh
Playing you I'm down playing you you crumb fuck
I
But are you up fight to shave off though, right?
Now don't do that fight you beat you up
Well, I'm gonna do you man. How about you next the next one against you no
I wouldn't be able to hurt your beautiful asian face. No, no you versus
You first I could fight Russell brought I could win
I'm not average like here. You're boxing. Okay. Yo, let's do beer boxing
You would have your boxing you drink it. Do you fight? Mm-hmm?
That sounds lay I would I would down
Justin
I'm thinking this is how I would ever fight me, but there's a...
Alright, you need links, bro. You need links while we wait.
He's gonna share your links.
What, bro?
Why me do you remember Sunny? Good shout, bro.
Sunny, I thought you was on Twitter talking about some...
You would take any fight.
I did not say that! You just thought you were motivated!
You just thought you were motivated!
Sunny, you were fighting!
How I know!
I don't know, you both played it right now.
You both played it.
I've seen this before.
Sonny, you should fight Zoil.
Oh yeah, bro.
I mean, I think you just want me to kill myself.
She would genuinely...
I think I'm gonna do a damage to myself in that fight.
Yeah, your hands would fucking break.
My hands would just rumble with every punch.
So we lickin' anything, bro!
Yeah, we're all looking at each other's scares
Yeah, this did happen
I
Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. I appreciate that
Yeah, the latest it was gonna fry
There's the audio too. Oh my study. I challenge you lean beef patty
I mean, I think you just want me to fucking died, but you know
I would do more damage to myself than my opponent
bro if I bought like this like what like like bro what is this fucking y'all
so what is this fucking title this is my own off the page
you
you
you
you
you
You
Why was she
single human force needs. I hear him.
This is the same level of the trigger.
I hear him.
Oh my god!
Oh, hell no!
Oh, fuck no!
Ew!
That's how it mugs you.
Oh, hell no.
That's deep.
Wow, this is a good life.
I got the light coming in.
Yeah, it's good.
I'd love to be getting the light on.
Yeah.
Hey Gloober
Oh classic
He's on I forgot y'all. I was gay
I don't have sex
What's good, what's good G girl
I'm chilling hey from solo queue
Hey listen, it's Tom. It's Tom Trin. Wait was that bad news?
All right bad G girl G girl bro, can I call you G girl?
Which what's your username is it hello kitty? Yeah
Yeah.
Oh.
I got her.
All right.
All right, let's play, guys.
Oh, apparently there's a smaller skill gap, bro.
Can you guys break up?
Well, you guys got to change your rules.
Oh, it's flexed.
I don't know how to change them all again.
Next slide match at the bottom on the right field.
Wait.
I'm going to go.
Wait.
I kind of want to go top, bro.
Oh, now you want to try and take my job.
Okay, fine.
You can have it because you're Dr. Mundo.
Okay, okay.
Wait, I want top.
I'm champion you know we all
I'm gonna go jungle I'm gonna go jungle low key
Yeah, so I'm gonna just start the queue anyways
Me
Me home me me home
I'm gonna
I want to go back home. I want to go pick your champion. I don't see the character. I'm looking for
Yo, don't you own in my
Way way way you need me to jungle do you need me to jungle I can tell go I can tell go um I didn't need to
We'll see we'll see
Usually play top. I'm not good. I have played way. I can't play them because I don't smile
Oh, no, never mind. Yeah, I have to go. Yeah, when you stop, oh, oh, okay, okay, okay
Wait, why don't you want to play balling with why did you run? Yeah, literally because I'm gonna
Cuz I'm gonna love me one tournament. I mean, I mean, I guess I guess I could play by I guess
I don't want to play Bob with you anymore motherfucker
Let me go jungle jungle jungle jungle. I'm playing blue. Okay, I'm gonna lock in wait. I'm scared
Wait, who the fuck do I be? Yeah
Be Mundo, bro. You know, wait, are you jungling gamer girl? I
I can't I can't play bar bar. Oh, not really, but sure. Oh, it's up to you
It's up to you. It's up to you.
I bet. I bet. I bet. We locked in.
Hey, hey, YBG. YBG, have some Bob, bro.
All right, bro. All right, bro. I'm playing Draven.
Oh, okay. I can support.
Bro, bro. Bro, Briar, is Briar a support?
You play Briar. You play Draven support.
We'll make you work.
Briar, what?
Draven support? I don't have Draven.
What is a Briar, bro?
Oh, my God. Do you have anything?
Yo G girl just say what you want to play you can play Sephora or anything just G girl
I want to play Warfare
Why are you playing Warwave?
We got a Warwick support though
Look at my fucking support
He's talking to me
Look at my Sephora dog
Oh my god
You can play with Warwick Sephora I'm good
I'm a jungle
Yo fun folly
Take initiative G girl
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Jungle
No
Why is it 10 seconds bro?
No, this is like shit. Oh god. It's fine. Oh shit
Oh my god, bro, what the fuck man by you me by you me bro
blue essence
This client shit
Okay, that would change your rules. If you want to play jungle, I'll jungle.
I'll jungle.
Wait, wait, wait.
I don't want to taste in the bottom and I don't want to lace the top.
No, no, no.
I want jungle.
Can I jungle G-Girl?
No, no, G-Girl, don't give it up.
No, no, you're wrong.
No, you can't G-Girl.
I mean, you can queue jungle and see if the game is good.
I mean you can't you jungle and see if the game gives it to me or you okay?
Well, I'm so expensive where do you get a dr. Mundo skin from ya
From the dark mall
We said don't spend my money dickhead
I'm gonna go back home
The gold
You need a troller.
Alright, she's the next go.
She's better blow up in Hollywood. She's better go.
She's better go, crazy.
Oh my god, we did it. I've got a penalty to your fucking ball.
Yo, Lace, bro.
I got shit I could be doing.
What could you be doing right now, bro?
Gosh, what did you be doing right now?
I don't like what the fuck
This is audio this sexy ass audio
Party that's your pie sexy as a part of the gene. Oh my god. Yeah, I'm phone they yell in that same
He's a booty pigs for yelling at me
They already did it!
Mm-hmm.
Did you email that?
No.
So email it.
email, email.
Instead of calling me a snag, you just call me a candle.
Cause I smell good. I'm fire.
No, you need to now.
I need it now.
Mm-mm. They need it right now.
No, he does it. He lied. You're lying.
Then he does. He needs it right now.
He said he needs to ASAP.
Did that mean that as soon as possible, right now it's not gonna be possible?
Right now it's possible, cause we're just waiting.
No, I'm playing 007.
Mm-mm.
Oh my god.
What the fuck is that video?
Oh you don't know what the captain said?
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Wait I don't get it.
Me neither.
I don't get it.
Yes Anjan?
I don't get it. Anybody can do so in a spell.
Are you yelling at you?
Send the email look at his hands
Luca send an email for me bro
He's just flicking me off bro. Fuck you too classic graph clip
Oh my god
Jason full potential
You don't know me
Hey, just have it up next, huh
Nice
Fuck the next bro. What's your fucking mouth spurs are winning spurs are winning. You fucking stupid. Yeah, this was oh, too
Yeah, but fucking when we got it fucking God knows I fucking got this. Yeah, right. He's better
that's baby go on that's baby go no no quality towns the fucking go fucking
lock that fucking dickhead up maybe funny I should
Jason the way all right guys almost done guys I'm sorry I won't dodge this time
guys start the queue let's go fight the match let's go I want to I want to I want
to go back oh I'll see you guys in some minute
I mean the game give it to me so you're stuck balling sorry fine yeah I find you girl you
Got a G girl
I don't want it. I don't want it. I'm gonna go back. Hmm. We shot play
Bro, I used to have a mean veins, bro. Oh
Oh, your BR got banned. Let me know. Let me know you want to switch for jungle. What what be what your briar?
Oh, we are
First time I've heard that one. Um, I mean I can play anything
Hey bro, I'm the archer
Jin
Who's good against Jin?
Jin Jin
Caitlyn I want to be able to like 1v1 kill everybody you know me
Vane is good or no. Yeah, Vane
My tummy hurts
Why is real
Cuz it's good. I ain't gonna lie. What's trust?
Wow, so you come and eat my fucking games. No, I don't
I
Haven't seen it just like just wait
Fine
Chow by the way
Yeah, you're child still I don't play this role. Yeah
games frozen
Wait as real jungles actually ball knowledge, bro my fucking PC is exploding
No
Don't eat my game. Ah, you got a pig bro. They're gonna die. It's on the MB team
They don't dodge does the odds that is real jungle
Powerful, yeah, oh my god
Nobody won't lay back
Hmm
Oh, I got pulled
Maybe take some ad bill
No
The Chinese don't believe in Western medicine
Throwback
I'm not Chinese I'm Italian
I'm white
I was born light.
Alright, I mean, I'm just like spicy light, so I just kind of look a little bit exotic.
Okay, that's what I'd like to put it.
The fuck is spicy light?
I'm spicy light.
Good hearing.
My goodness gracious me.
It's his birthday too.
Yes.
Yeah, we're going.
Yes.
Oh, hey.
What's up?
Oh, this guy's on the road.
Oh, yeah, he's on the road.
Oh.
He lost the queen for the game.
Oh, my god.
No.
Oh, my god.
I was talking about picking your character, you guys.
What's the glitch?
You clicked on it in the beginning.
to
Yeah
My god, oh my god, what would you
They banned you ladies guys on God we lost no
No!
We pick Malfit.
Malfit, Malfit, Malfit.
Yeah.
M-A-L-T-H-I-T-E.
Hey, hey, hey.
Wait, I can go top if you want.
Ah, shit too late, huh?
Oh no, we can switch setups.
Huh?
We can switch setups.
That would be kind of funny.
That would be kind of funny.
Lowkey, lowkey, it would be funny, buddy, lowkey, buddy.
Lowkey, it could be funny.
Yeah, lowkirk.
Lowkirk.
I mean, you could play Malfire, but...
I don't think...
What, I just run to the bottom of the screen?
Who do I play? Fuck, do I play...
Make some one, bro!
You're playing with a U-Meter.
And you pick Cyclops.
Like, Lockhead?
Lockhead!
Why are you guys yelling at me that got me scared?
I want to go back home
Should I go heart seeker vein or arc leg vein
I'm like I play or should I go vindicator vein?
No
Okay, it's good
What is it you know does no fucking skins for this character?
You should buy skins. You should buy off of you. I'm buying pool party mouth fight, but oh that's hard
Oh, that's hard. Oh, that's tough. Oh, that's tough. That's tough. That's tough
Did you just kidding lol
I need I see real scroll brown
Wait, is Heal bad? Do people go Barrier or Heal on ADC?
Barrier, Barrier. Oh my god, go Barrier.
Barrier for sure.
What just happened?
My game just crashed.
My game crashed.
No, it's starting. It's starting.
It's opening up a new client.
Sugoi.
Ew, what is that speed?
What, ladies?
This is not default.
This is a fucking reef mouth fight. I should have fucking trod.
What is that? Why do you find that?
Ewww! You bought a skin?
What is this coral reef mouth fight?
That shit is ugly.
Hey bro, what do you have? Fucking Galileo.
I got nothing to kill a lord for. I'm gonna skin.
What the fuck is a Galileo?
I'm a mid laner.
Let's play some League of Legends, y'all.
Guys, we'll not let another player's frustration control your next move.
He left the right.
He don't want you.
He suck.
A wise man once told me that.
Press that vape and genuinely stop.
Did you just suck up all that vape?
You just inspired me.
Oh.
I hit the geek bar flat.
I don't know. I don't know if it's a touch card for you guys.
Oh my god.
You gave me a shirt.
You gave that to your mind, huh?
Guys, their enemy Haunted Mokai is level 4.
We scrubbed that maybe.
That's his tramp level.
Oh. Well, the enemy Snow Moon Caitlyn is level 1.29.
You're gonna get on the
29 you're gonna get
bro, we're good. Oh, well, we're good on everything. I love bot lane is secure
is 1.6 million points. We're good. We are good. Jason loves. We're good, bro.
Oh, Jason. I'm down. We're good.
Oh, bro. Stop spamming collab with Chloe Parker.
what's the name? should I? yeah. should I bring her to the court? oh yeah.
Kribber. I'm not even kidding, that would probably be the biggest W.
Is this game ever gonna start or what?
Oh, who's PC?
Bro, who got this booty shitting PC?
That's a potato.
I got a 6060 Super of mine.
Oh my god, you're actually here. That's such a good PC that really is such a good GPU, bro
Bro, it's yours. No, it's not look my shit's working
Here we go boys, oh my god, okay
I'm gonna level this one up and I'm gonna go in the shop. I'm gonna buy this one
We fucking go shit
Okay, there we go
Marlin it's over wait, what do you mean? She just flashed
No jump on me jump on me jump on me
Settings on I'm gonna can't move
are you trying to help your ASP?
bro, ladies bro, the minions you gotta go top, go top ladies
it's over, it's over ladies right click, right click the move
ladies go top, go top
ohhh
I'm gone, I'm gone ladies, ladies, there you go
my mouse is dead wait how do you make it so the camera is locked down to your character
why why why why
no no the button is why
what the fuck i am getting what the fuck it's all it's kill me
got you bro
yeah vote plays on some settings that are not good guys
healing you bro
Oh god, it's over.
Got you bro, healing you.
Oh god.
We're good, we're good, we're good. Just low focus.
We focus, that's it, just to focus. That's all we gotta do.
Play passive, we can win this, why would you trust?
Bad, bad, bad, bro, I'm playing passive, twin.
Okay, this next fight is ours, twin, don't worry.
What the f-
Like that bro. I mean, I mean I'm getting hit in the tower
Literally just
I like it you're good, but you're good
You're good, bro, I got my settings right now
Fuck me and me. Oh, I'm not getting a single CS bro. This is bad. This is bad
Oh my god, bro. How am I getting hit?
I don't see the trap.
Okay, purple hands, he's going hard.
This is warded.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I mean, shit.
Fuck you, mean shit.
Oh god.
Good shit.
Keep shit.
I was stunned.
Yeah, yeah, it's okay.
You
Oh, it's actually two on me and I always single gap. Oh, I'm sorry
Oh my god, oh my it's okay. Just don't be sorry. It's fine. It's fine. Okay. That means there's two up top guys
There's a hole somewhere just kill them all
Yeah, I'm so
Maybe there's but there's a plate button as a play button. There's a play button. There's a future
Oh my god. Oh my god. No no no no
Is he okay?
Find is a word. Okay, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die
Nice nice you look
Yeah, you can't just die like that, bro
Okay, these other flash it's fine. It's fine. I'll be back
My good work
Bro, I like you get to blame in me when you start coping bro. That's a lie
I
Roll our towers by the explode
Well, that's not you, bro. I
Didn't know my barriers back up. We had barrier. I'm such a barrier
Litty had barrier
Get them
I get them
Yo, how might yo how we losing to be one bro genuinely how how
We said I wasted my flash what button is my flash y'all D
That's one
I'm dead on the top of the game. I'm coming. Let's go in. Oh my god. Get a plan. Oh, he's very nice. Let's go
You'll do anything. Hello, twin. Get there. That's you. That's you twin. Give me that shit
Why would you use you bro?
I'm healing you bro we won the fight already we won the fight already bro we won the fight
we call you should recall we won the fight fuck you fuck you all right fine you want
here motherfucker find them by your fucking self there where's my guy I got
no minions up top oh my god you're gonna fucking get you're gonna catch oh my
I go 10 minutes 10 games on the
He came to play bro. Yeah, so no ladies don't fight that
Yeah, really target in me
Okay, no your character is OP bro. You're attacking from range. That's more my forte
I'm not really like a ground pound player. Oh my god. This is so
bro
Well, you mean step on the fucking tracks, bro, no
Oh
Well, I'm gonna show you you do it. Okay ready? No, bro. No, no, oh, bro. I towers gone our towers gone
Our towers actually gone
Why'd you die
Why do we both die?
Wait, how did you die?
Did they kill you or something?
I'm not going to lie about 15 this shit.
I'm not going to lie about 15.
15. We have an Ezreal jungle.
Yeah, Ezreal jungle.
Ezreal fucking jungle.
Our Ezreal jungle is doing pretty good.
Our Ezreal jungle...
I mean, she's not too bad.
I'm coming for. Holy fuck.
Cutus half my HP. Wait, I'm coming for me. I'm gonna need you to engage. Can you do it?
Um, yeah. You need to get in and block that.
I'm not going to lie. This is your big shit. Oh god.
I'm not my fault. I'm god if I'm my fault. Is that what I'm god? So you know it's not
my fucking fault. I'm putting on god.
are late you have old now you're gonna be OP bro what button is it R are you
are you didn't operate it I didn't want to fucking play it but with this shit it's
fine I'm literally all bro shut the fuck up so literally bro fucking blaming a
person who's fucking pocketing you the whole game yeah yeah carry with my
Pocketing bro, you're doing absolutely nothing. You're just literally on me
I can watch you burn in hell
Haters fucking pussy
I'm just killing minions I can get my
Oh my games listening I am scratch
I'm literally moving to this is literally just so fucking sad
Okay, I don't know we win this
For sure
And this might condemn I miss my condom. How did you miss the condom? I miss my condom, bro
How do you miss it? How do you miss it? It's point and clear. How do you miss that? It's point and clear
You have your barrier joined.
Yo, you know, Malfy, you're 0-1, you're 0-1, 4 top lane.
I'm getting third party, bro, like there's two of these.
Oh, he's right.
Fuck you, who's one?
I just ulted.
There's no heads or regular move.
Oh, I'm fucking dead.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, god.
Yo, where's my condom?
I fucking knew negative damage!
Also, I just buy whatever I can afford, bro.
I don't even know what I'm buying.
Galileo
The fuck is that Galileo dude bro?
Holy shit!
I actually just landed down in my head.
I missed a fucking cannon, bro.
Give me a hug.
I actually ff this shit.
What did you miss?
You're kidding me.
How did you miss this shit?
How did you miss this shit?
Over here, over here.
It's fine.
Oh my god.
This shit is so dumb.
Wait.
What's up buddy?
What?
Come on, a real player.
I bet
So what's happening?
Finally I'm done
No, I have to go back to him
Yeah, you have to
He's your best friend
Best of you on you
He's fucking over
He's standing on me
Yeah bruh
I have to buy, I don't have to buy this
Knocked his door, I'll talk
What are you doing bruh?
I'm making fucking Indians, bruh
Why did you just walk out of that?
Yo, why did you just walk out of that?
Oh god, you're fucking shit.
You're asking me this, like, what are you genuinely doing?
You're just walking around, bro.
Oh, yeah.
OK, I'll just pull you.
Hey.
You know what you guys fucking want?
I don't know anyone.
You're every game going crazy.
Fucking loser.
Fucking loser.
Follow us.
Oh, hello kitty.
Oh my god, everything happened.
It's actually here.
Yeah, I know.
I should have been here.
I'm dead I was wondering
It's a everything gap
You can you're stepping in the circle, and then it knocks you up
All right this no one else is me
Knowing
bro show yes we win it's fun
I don't have that don't affect me
1v2 1v2
hey hey get him
okay w kiting oh my god yours always coming
oh fuck they're in our base there's a lot of them
I'm not helping you there
oh bro yeah i mean i'm my what do you call it pretty bad but i think bro
apparently by the way everyone else's character is OP but mine
I just have some fucking dork who just punches bro
I'm just like, they're shot like crazy
Oh god I purchased an item
How did they know to bend your moon though, that's crazy
Oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god, there's the ring
Made a gap, made a gap, jungle gap, support gap, top gap
Yeah, it's actually so bad it's fucking bad
We should just get the fuck out of this game
Please bro
Oh my fucking god, I'm asleep
I just got one shot, bro!
I mean, you did have Barrier?
You literally have Barrier, though.
Barrier is not saving my life there.
This Zo is so fed. This is embarrassing.
Am I listening to fucking Mad Hax right now?
I'm there! I'm there! I'm there!
Here you go! I'm there! I'm there! You're shit!
I'm not!
I'm not. I'm not.
and then said it's like what i play
but he's somewhat better than you jason holy cow
but i don't know
but it's a character
i don't know what to do
this game is so shit
no more
give me a reaction
i voted yes let's queue again
genuinely genuinely
I'm gonna vote yes and kill again
Shut down
I'm dead
I mean I did get the shut down
I'm voting no, I'm done
I'm done
Alright I'm done vote, that was long
I'm not playing that
How do you vote, how do you vote, how do you vote
What's going on right now?
I'm almost the renderer
You just like we actually just fucking sat here
Like what are we doing?
No you play in the cell and you play in another
And another
No no
I'm gonna get out of the fight
God jungle gap everything gap is so
Yeah right?
HOLY F**K
Go go go go go go go
That guy's nice
Bro
I'm taking your farm
Yeah yeah yeah
Yo chill
yo chill
give me that shit, give me that shit
give me that fucking shit
sorry
oh i'm dead help
that you don't worry about it
oh support, maybe you want to hop under ADC or
oh my god AD carry gap
come on lace
come on lace
hey what's up mio
Lace Lace Lace Lace
She's coming to behind you
Let's go kill mode bro
I just got fucking yeah, I don't know why we're still in this game
genuinely why are we in this game
genuinely why are we in this game
why are we in this game
our fucking Galileo's bot lane was
67 million kills like
67
I
got it
and he said 67
I didn't know what the joke was
Oh should I explain it?
It's because he said
Yeah
Can you play this slower?
This is a Matatsuki big bro
Oh I'm a Tatsubo Zico actually
Oh my god
Why are we still in this game man?
Oh my god Rufa is still there to play
Dude Rufa didn't know
Bro
Oh my god bro
I like that! I like that!
Just watch this player here and buy a go nuts.
I'll buy a go for that.
You're gonna try, you're gonna try.
Go play.
We're gonna take a nerf.
FF, just fucking let them demolish us.
What do you mean let them? They already are.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I just got exterminated.
We you can see is the game luck in
Jason
Bro, Jason is only 1938 bro. Come on
Jason
What? What? What? What?
Like what everything
Genuinely like jungle got top gap mid gap support. Yeah, everything
Don't stay support or top bro
You have another account that's yeah, I can fuck that fuck that fuck that we're good
You actually you think you can handle it? Yes, I can handle it. I love I can handle it. Wait, but we have like a first time like you guys honor me, I just honored you guys.
Okay, fine. Hop in on it. Hop in on it. I can hold it. I don't know. Okay, wait, am I actually like hop in on it? Hop in on it. Yeah, another one. Okay.
I'm not gonna buy I can't go by I can't I can't I can't bro bro bro ladies ladies
Are you a top or let me go talk? Let me go talk
Bro bro bro bro bro bro bro go by the YBG, please
Yeah, go draven Bob
I feel like we might be able to just get all the way to their base if we were both on the bottom.
Bro, I'm so down, Lee.
Jace is so trashed. Bro, he didn't cry, bro.
He was talking with my team chemistry, bro.
Let me switch my shit.
That guy literally said Gamer Girl was doing bad, bro, and she literally did way better than him.
I was doing the best I could, man.
True, true.
Like, why were you saying there was a gap where Gamer Girl was playing? Like, yeah, there was a gap for us.
What's your tag DJ bus than a hashtag poop I
Got a peeper fucking I need to pee beer back
They're peabee you're back what
Now I got a pee beer back I
Don't have to pee
Wait, guys, I don't need to pee either, though, so I feel kind of left out.
Yeah, me too. Maybe I should force some pee out.
No, no, no, no, don't.
Yeah, definitely.
EEEE!
Oh, I- okay, so, um...
Okay, see, our new account is actually grandmaster.
What?
Um...
But, like, Flex key is different from solo, maybe.
I don't know how it works.
Serif, flex.
Because I never played-
No, I never played Flex on this account.
Okay, I'll go on the other side, okay I'll go on the other side, I'll go on the other side.
Well I actually don't care, I'm not going on the other side.
We can win any game.
Is there a trap on bastards?
I can hear footsteps somewhere, tango's coming, he's shooting at me.
It's kind of like up there.
Oh shit, there's no flak here.
What?
Dude, I was just saying I can't wait for you to be here.
Why does he ain't go back?
This new league update is awesome.
Oh my god, is it actually?
Yeah.
What should I get on DoorDash right now, one through ten?
Man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
Or her or something.
Jack in the box?
Just gotta link my own fucking tiktok.
That little mustache is making you ugly.
The mustache is making you ugly?
Did stop stop repeating after me stop stop stop
Bro you need to say that shit, don't you?
Bro stop stop
Oh my god, bro, what the fuck are you linking me?
Show genuinely just straight fucking slap, man
Oh
What the fuck
Okay, I found the trap account, but like just ignore the name, okay?
What's the name?
Like actually, nobody's seen anything.
Okay.
Wait, wait, Giger, does it come with a matter that or not?
What's what's a matter daddy
I forgot to deliver wait wait wait was the joke that you made her call you daddy was that the joke
No, okay
Why boy, yeah, you understand we're weird
Are you Robin clock
I
Robbing what
Dragon alright, let's do this. It's like
Let's fucking do this. I thought you were gonna explain the name for a second there
Okay, I actually have an explanation behind it if you want to hear yeah, I want her
so like I
I couldn't think of like a name
Great, so I picked something like really explicit so that cuz sometimes we get reported like you get a free name change
so it's like
Later when I get reported I get like a free name change
Wait wait wait
No
Let's go bro, let's see the second, no third either.
Wait who?
Wait who?
Who what dude?
Who what?
Who what?
We'll meet on the way.
Guys we should have played asguess.
I've been there.
We should have played asguess.
Oh my god.
They ban you man.
I played driven.
Alright bet.
Alright they want to see you go on driven then.
You got to play asguess.
You got to play.
You might be cooked.
Play asguess.
Oh no, bot lane is done.
Yeah, yeah bot lane is done for the enemy team dickhead. We're about to fry them. Are you crazy?
Hell yeah, are you crazy?
Who should I beat bro?
How about a moomoo? Is this guy good?
Atta moomoo! No!
Go! Go! Go! Go Blitzcrank! You have Blitzcrank?
Yeah.
Do you have Blitzcrank?
Yeah, Blitzcrank is good.
Let's try to support though.
What the fuck you mean?
Swap rolls. You have to swap rolls. Make sure you swap rolls with YBG.
Yeah, I know how to do that.
Click on the little arrows, dickhead.
All that does is report.
Bro, YBG.
YBG locked in.
Swap, now swap. Swap each other.
I thought I was locked in.
I'm not swapping off David.
No, no, you're supposed to swap rolls
Walk rules and not I can't tell me how to do that. Good little arrows the little arrows
I don't have any skins of love guys guys, please walk guys
Wait, which arrows which arrows except
That was a little chubby little fuck monster.
What?
You should go to night talk.
He's calling me.
Since I'm not around anymore, can you like text me that updated memes? I don't know anything about night talk.
What was that?
We're not in.
Probably should go to night.
Professor!
Professor! Six-seven!
Ha ha
Wait, oh shit G girl, did you say something I'm sorry
Fuck wait, am I just a fucking team? Oh
Oh
Wait, should I go to one seal here you think you do your G girl? Um, what I don't know
It kind of a little bit
You might two potions
Yeah
I'm killing one of my girls at night. I can kill them one here. I'm not gonna lie. I'm killing a little one here
So like how does this work when we're on bottom right here?
What the fuck like that
Nice
No, they suck they suck. Oh, I'm just the best bro. I'm dead ass the best like genuinely
Nah, I don't need that shit. It's so fucking
Nice thing
playin' playin' why are we slowin'?
playin' what happened?
yo yo yo yo yo
what?
ohhhh
what?
what's going on?
what rank?
wait what rank is it?
cf
what rank is this?
this is like plat I think
this is like the lowest they have
they're good they're good they're good
they're gonna get our tower
no no no
not better than that
yeah we gave them a tower we gave them a tower
play
what do we do?
I
How that shit hurt
What happened to me
Wait, yeah, probably not back in there. I'm dead
Oh
Yo, can my bot lane be like oh my god
Bro, you know where you died
So shit, bro.
Give my ass top lane, Hawken.
Get to the left.
I just need to just brief the pair.
Ooh, OK.
Interesting.
A flash mid lane.
Wait, what is flash F?
No.
Flash is D for me.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It's OK.
Oh, god.
are you actually feeding
god
the fuck is wrong with you
yo yo
uh... that's
actually just not fucking cool
no i'll come back
just chill out man
that was actually just
his temple spot, it's fine
so that was just fucking weird
so uh... we should maybe uh...
so
i do not think that's why don't you help me man so g-girl like was your intent to feed my lane
no i miss the accent it's all good it's all good you know it's fine
i can still win dude if you can't win we gotta keep backing out i can still won't be one of them i
Oh, no, I dropped my thing
Wait, is that a fool fucking item that
I'm coming back. Oh, I'm coming in
Double buff team
oh jeez
butter
alright so
another cow
yo
yeah they got our bomb tower and some real damage down there
yeah they got some good damage in there
yo this team was ass
holy feeding
jungler
he flashed
genuinely
looking pretty good over here actually bro
I'm not allowed to, we're kinda, kinda dominating them a little bit.
This is really bad. I'm actually trying my best.
This isn't all good.
Oh my god.
Good I got it. Good work job, Blaze!
Good work job, Blaze!
A fucking gun, man.
I'm just gonna farm.
It's okay, guys.
I got this.
Bro, you killed him cause it's cause of me. Cause of my gank.
Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, you're right
What boots are those gluttonous grieves
What it's home of the gluttonous Michael Reeves, but like whatever. What do I buy the brutalizer?
I
Not scared. Oh my he got me. He missed. Okay, but
Tp, I don't need a tp, bro. I'm gonna say that I don't need to tp better when you into me as they're going towards me
This isn't fucking bronze bronze fucking chat
I'm good. Don't worry about me. Yeah, me too. Oh my god. Did I? Oh my god. I actually got every
thing.
Attack can go through the tower. I see.
I
Was balling I'll be looking bot lane
Looking really good actually I'm gonna protect this tower right here. It'll be good
Oh that pain but I say hurts to bro, but you know, that's the thing about paying it hurts
Crazy here
They back off and stuff
Anyone who plays Teemo is like
Fuck I'm using them
Whoa, I'm gonna kill him I'm gonna kill him. Well your character is so big and strong. He just punched his knees
What's happening right now?
Oh my god, oh no, it's over. Oh, he's dead. He's dead watch this three
Two
Yeah, looks like they're doing surprise attacks were both fucking
He's enormous, bro. I think he might be like
Yeah, it's okay. I got this
Okay, I mean last round you last already said that he died ballet like three times
I'm liking jungle gap
really I said it
except that bro that's crazy I'll help you I'll help you no I was joking they tell me
sense that I'm actually yeah I gotcha I'm coming I'm coming trust
help from move help from we need help from gamer girl not you guys our jungle
it doesn't want to do their job I got this let me put my keep on
I just gave it why am I 100 gonna come jumpy oh what's happening
jumpy balling oh I let them there I dare them to fucking try I'd fucking I'd
actually adore to see that made me a way my 300 finger right now what's going on
Is ping matter in league? Matter? Yeah. Matter nitty?
Okay, we're helping. Oh no. Watch this. Let's kill him, twin.
Oh no. I missed, I missed, I missed. It's okay. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.
Oh my god, we didn't get that cannon. Oh no. Oh my god, oh my god, that's...
Who's on top of the wall?
I mean, I really just watching us.
I mean, I have 300 ping right now.
I wanted, um...
What the fuck is going on?
So...
Oh man, I'm fucking up their tower, son.
I'm not gonna lie.
What is this little, what is this little pumpkin bomb?
Like the fucking, fucking green goblin.
What's going on with my clouds right now?
Is someone downloading fucking porn into the courthouse?
Okay, wait, make it weird, brother.
Make it, is that a porn house?
Who download porn in the Porn House, bro? Yeah, bro
Do people still download that?
I don't know what important is like at the most we take screenshots like that like that one thing. Yeah
Oh my god
When that's what I need you
I need to get on DoorDash.
Facts.
I feel you, bro.
Can you knock him up?
I just did.
Hello? Good job.
Oh, nice.
Nice, nice, nice.
Good job, G-Girl.
Thank you. You too.
Uh-oh, help me.
Oh god.
I'll purr.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Can we share a week actually killing him?
I'm baiting?
I'm be real, me and Layla put it in that one.
Nice.
Jayboy.
That's fucking good.
You're actually going crazy.
The fuck is Jayboy?
No, let's get it.
That's you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yes.
We are so strong Layla.
Look at that combo.
I'm a beast on this character.
Don't worry about it.
Jane McGrath, I think he's both old-
I'm-
3000 ping bro!
Who is-
Who is downloading-
Bro!
Oh, if laser is one ping, well you're good, bro.
I have 500-
I have 500-
I have 500 ping.
What's going on?
Is this my fucking stream mod?
I have 500 ping.
Row overloading on coke juice. Oh, what is my pie endless hunger?
No, did a bro, what's going on
But that if you want me to stop right the seven seven hour mark in my fucking PC starts disintegrated
Take the sign, dude. Oh
Oh
You're dead, I'm not helping you
Okay, I hope you okay. Yeah, I'm bad
Dude these guys are actually pros. All right gamer girl. How do I switch my agent?
You can until the game ends
Not even he was good. You can play more. You me
I
Can't play
My queen fucking five second infinitely
Don't worry son, I'm here
Well, we're actually dominating the minion side though, don't worry
All right
Oh my god, oh my god, oh, that's
You've taxed my lane
Let's fight
Over here, I'm so bad
Oh wait, that's actually good. That's actually good stuff. Oh my god. Fuck me. Can we kill this?
Holy moly fucking holy shit, dude
Grab him! Grab him, Lace!
Grab him! Grab him!
Let's go!
Why are you working all the way out?
It's Tima!
Alright, let's take the ride.
Get out of my shop.
First to be at the game, boys.
And this is a- this is a fucking kill.
I mean, you're just a little fucking...
What is he- are you doing that?
I fucking THREE MILLION PIGS!
I genuinely can't. I genuinely can't.
I genuinely can't.
I can't.
I can't.
How did you get over there?
Yo, can you stop fake raging if I even hit it?
Oh yeah, alright.
Oh god.
Oh, nice.
We're putting that pain on it, on it, on it.
It's fine.
We're putting that pain on it.
Yeah.
I'll grab the.
Oh shit, oh shit. Oh shit. Me help. You're good. You're good. I do. Oh, what's happening,
man? Why is my game so lucky? Just randomly. Like, what should I do?
I
Can't play the game
Oh my god
It's like going in and out no border
This guy can snipe with a thing, bro
There's some random shit start down there. I don't think so
Oh
Look bot lane vision score. Oh my god
Hey, if I don't like it, I actually killed I killed both wait, they're low. They're low
Oh, you're there. Oh, they're about a herald
No, yeah, they're gonna take this no
Come in
kill keeper
no bro
nooo
no bro they run us over bro
ok this guy just fed though
come on hooker you can land these
eee
i've run it for 10 YEARS
nooooo
8 fucking seconds
hey i was gonna kill you
man this person died
he's one hp
where is he?
oh man
oh oh
you're good bro
That's
Sweet little bumblebee, I know it's you up for me
Bro, I'm getting fucking the dust man the bumblebee
Arben bro this is I wrote actually last ten fucking years
I
Be oh my KS
KS. Oh
My kill is still
I didn't get a
House put in that pain though
It was either. I actually cannot play the game. This is unplayable, bro
bro hold on now okay come here webg come here yeah hold on i'm floating
this guy has a crazy route i can miss it oh this fucking champion bro
close oh run oh
Oh, holy shit, that's new to me.
Who is that character?
I want to play him.
I could have actually won V5, but my ping, bro.
I don't know, man, I just don't know.
I guess.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Wait, the team will can kill me now?
Help, help, help, help.
Help me.
I think I'm dead.
Oh, no.
No, Brad walked into the queue.
Oh
Oh, I feel so bad you are you've been having fun?
Okay
Someone has to not have fun so other people can have fun guys you're only oh and age Raven Jesus that's bad, dude
You want me to offer the word that you want because you've heard of my feelings
Thank you, thank you, ladies
Follow me
skin bro all my fucking five hundred
yeah that was a minion bro that's a
million fucking flanker you're dead
bro I can actually home base bro oh god
Oh, we just ultied the air. We can win this. Yo, I'm still in Riven. Holy-
I'm lagging! I'm lagging! I swear to god I was lagging bro.
Oh my god. No, no. I set that up though. I set that up though. I set that up. We're good.
No, you set that up though. I did set it up.
Wait, you can ulti kill him. Nevermind. Sorry.
No.
Oh!
Quadra!
Wait, the third. Oh, no, no, no.
Okay, it's fine.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I've shielded.
Okay.
This is really soft.
Yay!
Yay!
We did it.
Let's go.
We did it!
Why is my list getting out of it?
It's a good build, it's a good build.
I'm going to turn it on, yeah.
I don't know what to buy, guys.
It says more damage.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Yeah, it does more damage, it does more damage.
You need damage, you need damage.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whoever gets this cannon is the hero.
Wow.
Looks like me.
Uh-huh.
You still like it?
I'm not gonna get it.
I'm not gonna get it.
I'm not gonna get it.
You still like
You should take the traps
Oh
Oh
Okay
This is very tricky
Oh
God oh god
I thought I hadn't reached for you, I don't know.
We can't do this.
Yes, we can.
Okay, yes we can.
We should recall. This is bad.
No, no, hey, go ahead, go ahead.
No, no, go, go, go. Go, go, go.
That's so bad. What am I doing? I'm so sorry.
I don't know, we win.
I missed my Q, I missed my...
Oh, I'm fine.
She's...
I
So that fucking sell out burger you saw that shit bad you fucking sell out burger pop
I
Miss out of like three days
50 fucking juicy juices
The view juice wait, there's a T-mo
Oh god.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Yeah, team help.
Man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
I'm there, I'm there, I'm there.
Cue the team, I'm here.
Cue the team.
Oh, yeah.
Yep, that's mine.
You can block that, thanks.
Oh, close.
I'm flying from here with this fucking ping bro!
I can't play.
running away from you yep you're dead oh shit yes yes yes
Hold on, DJ Buster!
And he's gone.
Oh, he's so gone.
He's won, bro.
Jason.
Oh.
Oh, fuck.
Jason, that's fucking, yeah.
What do you mean, Jason?
I just wanted to say that.
I'm just kidding.
I'm lagging.
Call me!
I'm under there.
Can I grab him through the wall, guys?
Nice.
I'm one, I'm one, I'm one.
Bro, I'll tab, bro.
Hold on.
Yeah.
Don't say that about yourself.
Oh, thank you.
What?
Whoa, in Finity's edge
My god, that champion's broken dude
I'm such a fucking little oh Jason of woods are dead
Wait
I don't know that character one
shots me around the five.
I know they're going out made.
I don't need to run.
Wait, you just leave them there.
Really, dude?
Oh my god, Jason, you.
That's a 13 and 3 K.
I thought that's the game, bro.
And I guess I'm going to.
Guys, I'm going to Rift feels like my second home.
I like that
We didn't do very nice
Okay, let's group up guys. Let's five be five. We can win. I think this is very winnable. Yeah
What was just fucking feeding us bro
He's feeding team oh team oh
Oh, I'm on my frankings here. I'm about to get ganked. Oh, I'm gonna get ganked
Oh, wow, what the fuck he flushed
Oh my fuck bro
I don't even wanna play bro, I just got KS bro, this was genuinely my pentakill bro,
and I just got KS by just fucking out of here.
Bro, seriously bro?
I need some of these, I need some of these.
What should we do here?
I'm scared.
We should group up and gank them.
Uh oh.
Oh.
Reward.
Help.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
help I'm coming I'm coming
oh I'm on killable I'm actually on killable oh oh my gosh oh it's fine all
right oh oh god I'm dead I didn't I didn't know I had all you're good okay
it's okay I'm chilly oh fuck she does so much damage yeah
As a winner went
Yo, yo was bro, nice backseat, man, we're good again guard against angel
Okay, man, what a cool
I think this is a little negative.
So I get back here.
Oh, he drew the little thing on the ground.
I don't want to run into that.
We're just a little guy.
We're just a little guys.
We're just a little guy.
We got a Baron.
Yeah.
Let's fight.
Draven, you're just walking in.
And then I got him.
Can we kill him?
I'm so dead.
I'm trying my best.
Millen bro please
Wait
Why are we not focusing the 10 and the fucking 30 and one Caitlyn man, you're right. You're right. I'm trying to kick her. Oh
My god
Never give up
Armor pin. What do I build for Caitlyn here?
What do I build?
Hey, Caitlyn bro, say what's up? I
Sub Caitlyn
Thanks, I hardly even know her wait. What's that get on DoorDash good question. Why do I go thorn mails here?
We kind of maybe one of them. Oh, I go random ones here
go um or do I just go full damage go damage yeah that's not kid's armor
I
Let's gank someone nice
You guys really need a tank up on the minyops
Yes
We kill team
I'm not a fucking chill.
Wait, I can kick her.
Do it man!
Oh my god!
Oh girl, I missed my...
Oh my...
Oh!
Sorry, I'm getting too hyped, sorry.
But this is hype as fuck dude.
Oh my god, I got this, don't worry.
Holy fuck, we're going bro.
Oh we're on rooty.
Oh, I'm mind-cheating, no matter daddy.
holy fuck how many roots go go go I can't move I'm dead so that giant guy is
like so strong holy fuck I wanna play that guy he's so big and strong well
DJ Bustin' at 3 and 8.
I can't do anything!
Is this your main game, Sonny?
Yes, it is, actually.
I play A-Ram.
Wait, 3-2-1.
I don't play Rift, I play only A-Ram.
Dude, I'm a toxic little fuck, bro.
You are pretty toxic. It kind of ruins my team chemistry a little bit.
I mean, you're a genuine dog, shit.
That's not nice. You look like you play league
Yeah
Oh god, that's a real hard one.
Bring it down!
Wait, you should play Teemo in YBG, that's for you.
Teemo? No, no, no, no, I shop at Sheen.
Oh my god, Jason reference.
Oh, what?
Bro, I'm actually starting to say that the work at the Sheen is like Chinese companies, so it's like the work at the Sheen is like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it.
Oh, that might do nothing, a good idea.
I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it.
Close your roll over this.
Yay!
Fuck yeah, there we go.
Let's win, let's win, Ashley.
Let's win.
Oh my god.
Hey, sonny, be on the same one I killed.
Help, help.
I don't know what to do here, guys.
Oh, jeez, oh god.
I genuinely don't know what to do, bro.
I genuinely don't know.
This Caitlyn is literally fucking beat, like a god.
Yeah, she's literally fucked up.
I don't know what to do, bro.
I can't.
You know what?
I can't see anything.
This jungle diff.
And his team must have topgapped, bro.
Yeah, the enemy team said topgapped, bro.
I mean, like, the look he is, you can just tell.
I mean, this Caitlyn is literally impossible.
way we lost
wait, wait, wait, wait
how did we lose?
we didn't lose that yet
i'm off the set
we need to play till we win
we gotta play till we win
no, no, no, no, i can't
jason, you didn't win
those your games got better
you got the raging awe
why don't we play a ram, bro?
Oh my god bro, don't be like that. How are you going to kill the lobby?
I'm sorry. Literally, the lobby's looking good.
Dude, we're all in here. We're waiting for you.
Literally.
We're literally on line still.
Not even fun bro, not even fun.
Okay, one A-Ram man.
A-Ram is fun.
Not even fun bro, not even fun bro.
Come on guys, all random on mid.
Yeah, mid too.
Come on bro, you don't want to play all random on mid bro, I'm going to go.
I can't get us to sub, I can't get y'all sub, bro.
Bro, bro, we already had a sub five, you!
I don't have a Q, bro.
Jason and Ian, you're really cool.
Literally!
Yeah.
Bro, you get a sub five, man.
She ain't got somebody at it.
Literally, you just beat up, like, some, like, what I did.
Baby Rage, baby Rage.
Bro, bro, bro, bro.
No, I'm done.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, guys.
Wow.
I
Can get
Yeah, I got you I got y'all I got y'all I got y'all
What do you mean you got us I'll get y'all one more I'll get y'all one more
It's gonna go viral. I'm trying to find a clip at all. I'm trying to get
You know, whatever he's about to do is gonna just oh my god. No
I'm trying to get you
I'm trying to get you all the things bro wait
Yeah, bro, yeah, yeah, you're I was gonna play
He might you might your pressure been through it
You're all really does like weird shit like
Cutting grass with like scissors like we gotta tell him we're trying to like win a fucking league game like blindfolded or something
And that's the help let him not roll and then we can actually convince him and I'm down to try that
Because I might have a better chance winning the game blindfolded than actually looking at my screen
Guys, I'm sorry I have to go
I'm tired. Where are you going bro?
You're tired of 9, 4, and 1, and 1.
You're tired of 2 league matches when you just fucking...
Yes, they keep shitting!
Bro, if you go to bed at 10pm, I will literally kill myself.
There's no way you're going to bed, bro.
What are you gonna do, bro?
Bro, I'm gonna go shower, I'm gonna have a bed, and I'm gonna jerk off.
That's what you're gonna do for the rest of the night.
You're not gonna jerk off tonight, bro.
Bro, I've been nutted in this so long because I was doing semen retention.
What is that good? How do you felt this? Yeah, it's lucky gumbo drink. I was kind of cool
She's gonna fit into something I
Yeah, let me stop myself from having fun, bro
Sorry, sorry for boy talk. We're so fucking silly. Oh
Oh, that's silly
Let's have a girl talk. Hey my period comes around. Okay, that should be ball. Yeah
Like, oh
All right guys, thank y'all for playing with me. Oh, you're welcome, bro. I think once you leave the call might disband
Oh
Fuck no, oh hell no
I got five links in me bear I got five links in me
Hey Lucas made a movie five links. I got five links. I got five links, bro. I got five links
Thanks.
Well...
I'm happy to be with you.
The truth is that I've thought about the question because it's difficult.
I think what I like the most is that it's another culture and it's nice because you always feel like you're somewhere else.
The fast food, because I love it.
And the high buildings, I don't know...
I feel like going up to the top in the morning is a bit difficult.
And you have to fly.
Although I think we're in a countryside, but I never feel like going up.
No, that's not gonna work.
We're gonna see if he's gonna get the key.
I'm gonna go down from the camp and the studio.
That's Baby Girl, bro.
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm gonna get the fuck out of the fucking back of my fucking head!
I'm gonna get the fuck out of the fucking back of my head!
Fucking sniper.
Yeah.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Little Rick who's safe.
Classic, man.
Exiting Garrier.
The inhaler has been lowered inesperadamente.
If it's not inespered,
you should visit a new Microsoft official.
I don't know where the fuck it is.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, look who the fittest
Ron
No
See what I got
Yeah, I'm sorry mom. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Wait, what about him and Piper though?
What do you think?
That's your choice.
Dude.
All right.
Do you think you don't hear a good word there?
Yeah.
Okay, let's take it.
Yes.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Why, bruh?
Why, bruh?
Look out.
Chad, was that a W?
Who's the worst?
Parkour the fucker!
Hehehehe
Bro, I'm here dude.
Sun Sun Sun Sun Sun Sun Sun Sun Sun Sun Sun Sun
I'm in a bad girl, good mood, we're not goldheads,
line in my lips right now.
Ketzei.
Yep.
Seen this, bro.
Seen this, dude.
Seen the daughter, you're doing the right lesson.
I think I told you I'm a lover not a fighter
I've heard you off before mate, she told me that I'm her forever lover you know, don't you remember?
Well, at the love of me, she said she could love another
That what she said?
She said, you can't believe what I believe
I
For my champions
This go set of me is take talk brush for
500 likes bro, is this your are your real game
Is this your fucking IRL, bro?
Wait, is he at the game or not?
I
Wait at the game small anyway, all right, yeah, that's it for me bear
Hey man W stream, bro
Good debrief shot to the top three
Shouts at Lacey for the muckbang
Praise to you today, man
Bangers, bro. This is even feel like seven hours man
Hey, I'm not gonna lie be like tomorrow, but I'll be live the next day. I love y'all
The the day I fuck bro. I started way too early. Let me just tell y'all my schedule real quick
We'll be out live tomorrow. I'll be love
I was honestly going to take today off because it was right after NMS boxing, but
Deji was still here for a couple hours. So I was like, fuck yeah, boot up.
I gotta get a stream with Deji in and in core crib.
So, yeah, and then the ninth, the ninth I'm doing a stream. I'm doing the Tyler.
I'm doing Tyler once won't be one turn me. Wait, is that the ninth? Let me check my three games.
Okay, yeah, the ninth at 2 p.m. Central, which is 12 p.m. my time so I'm gonna boot up mad early and then
I'll be 10th. I'm gonna do a stream with with with Haskell
Tic-Tac legend only to legend Haskell. You want to do a swim with Haskell and then the and then the 12th
World Cup stream doing what?
But let me know what y'all think.
Um, but yeah, yeah.
I love y'all, bro.
Thank y'all for watching.
I'm not his motherfucker.
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