🔴AUSTIN DAY 2🔴WITH NMPLOL🔴EPICNESS🔴

jasontheween

10-09-2024 · 10h 08m

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[00:00:02] It's not funny.

[00:00:06] Oh my god!

[00:00:10] Did it work?

[00:00:12] Okay, it's good.

[00:00:14] Are we on Jason's too?

[00:00:16] Straight to the cookie stagme.

[00:00:18] Hello.

[00:00:20] We're all cooked anyway.

[00:00:22] Wait, there's something piece wrong.

[00:00:24] Is that a thing?

[00:00:26] That's the emo.

[00:00:28] Oh, merge chat.

[00:00:30] What's up my chat?

[00:00:32] Now, Merchant Chats might go crazy.

[00:00:35] Can you do that on Chaterino?

[00:00:37] Yeah, it murders.

[00:00:38] Like if you do like the collab, knock knock, it murders automatically.

[00:00:42] Nah, that would be funny.

[00:00:43] That would be funny.

[00:00:44] How do we do it?

[00:00:45] That would be funny.

[00:00:46] So, my chat, that's like 30 plus years old.

[00:00:48] Oh, what's your demographic?

[00:00:49] Yeah.

[00:00:50] Like, me.

[00:00:51] Damn.

[00:00:52] Old man.

[00:00:53] Me.

[00:00:54] And that's why when I bring on the girls, they like it.

[00:00:58] What's your demographic?

[00:01:00] Him!

[00:01:01] Yep.

[00:01:02] Like 17 and 20 something?

[00:01:04] Yeah.

[00:01:05] We got about 4 17 year olds in my stream.

[00:01:07] Damn.

[00:01:08] 4.

[00:01:09] So I'm one of the others.

[00:01:10] Why do you make these jokes?

[00:01:12] Why do you make these jokes?

[00:01:13] How did you all meet?

[00:01:14] Y'all recently met?

[00:01:15] Yeah.

[00:01:16] You can explain.

[00:01:17] I don't know y'all's lore.

[00:01:18] She can explain honestly.

[00:01:20] She essentially didn't exist two months ago.

[00:01:23] She had zero followers, zero viewers.

[00:01:25] So you say you made her?

[00:01:26] Pretty much.

[00:01:27] much. Yesterday she had 12K. 12K viewers. Was it 14? Yeah. God damn it! Hold on, you

[00:01:34] get a piece of that? No, I mean like, what? What? What? What? What? What? I've been

[00:01:45] What do you want?

[00:01:46] I don't want to be a clever fucking referee.

[00:01:49] Very straightforward.

[00:01:50] Oh, I can't just tell him, tell him.

[00:01:55] Oh, the divide by seven rules.

[00:01:57] No, no, no.

[00:01:58] What?

[00:01:59] No, no, no, no, no.

[00:02:00] Oh my god.

[00:02:01] Just say not publicly.

[00:02:02] Don't have words.

[00:02:03] Never, just forget it.

[00:02:04] Nah.

[00:02:05] Okay.

[00:02:06] No, there's just a rogue.

[00:02:07] No.

[00:02:08] My boy.

[00:02:09] Relax.

[00:02:10] Listen, nothing, nothing, nothing fishy is going on here.

[00:02:12] Arthur?

[00:02:13] Nothing fishy is going on yet.

[00:02:15] I have no idea what I'm doing.

[00:02:17] If that were to be the case, I will report it. Do not worry guys.

[00:02:21] Yes.

[00:02:22] Likewise, I would. But so far, nothing to report.

[00:02:25] Exactly. So no, no, brother. It's all good.

[00:02:28] It's all good.

[00:02:30] Wait, so it actually is working? Your stream is up and running?

[00:02:33] Yeah, my stream is good.

[00:02:34] I mean, that's actually sick that we did it.

[00:02:36] Oral, great job by the way. I figured it out this morning.

[00:02:38] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:02:39] Oral and then you see what the help there to get it going on his stream as well.

[00:02:42] Wait, is there a way to put a lot of chat stuff on this tree?

[00:02:48] We can combine them if you want.

[00:02:51] How do we do that?

[00:02:51] In my chat, is it OK if there's no chat on the corner?

[00:02:55] It looks just like this.

[00:02:57] Is that how your stream is looking too?

[00:02:58] Just for your feed to be clean.

[00:03:01] Yes, it is wrong.

[00:03:02] All right, never mind.

[00:03:03] Do you want to merge?

[00:03:04] What?

[00:03:05] Fuck you.

[00:03:06] Fuck you.

[00:03:06] Arthur, you know how to do it.

[00:03:08] I don't know.

[00:03:10] I have no idea.

[00:03:11] So actually, Franklin is a bigger expert, because she's really knocking at my door and I just accept something.

[00:03:15] I always do on PC.

[00:03:16] I always do on PC.

[00:03:18] They're saying Zoomers.

[00:03:22] The Mesh War.

[00:03:25] Yeah, I think you gotta do it on- I don't wanna do it on-

[00:03:27] Yeah, well, I don't know either. Let me- let me check.

[00:03:31] Oh, man.

[00:03:32] So, when it comes to this, I've been here for a month.

[00:03:36] Yeah, no one's asking you for help.

[00:03:38] Okay?

[00:03:38] Oh, a dance!

[00:03:40] Oh, Jason.

[00:03:42] Nah.

[00:03:44] Nah, I was watching.

[00:03:46] I would have to join your dance, I guess.

[00:03:50] Yeah, but it has to be on PC, so someone has to knock on your...

[00:03:54] I don't think you can do it on mobile.

[00:03:56] Wait, so we knocked it to get the alert on his phone?

[00:03:58] I just got that alert, but I didn't click join.

[00:04:00] Oh, do it again.

[00:04:02] Who did it?

[00:04:04] Oh, maybe Oral knock for you.

[00:04:06] Who's Oral?

[00:04:08] She's my head mom?

[00:04:09] She is!

[00:04:10] Well, my head mom.

[00:04:11] She controls everything.

[00:04:12] Oh, wow.

[00:04:13] Yeah.

[00:04:14] Um...

[00:04:15] I don't know if she can knock again,

[00:04:16] because if she's already invited...

[00:04:18] Wait, check your notifications?

[00:04:19] I don't know.

[00:04:20] I don't...

[00:04:21] Oh, yeah.

[00:04:21] I got it.

[00:04:24] There.

[00:04:25] Oh!

[00:04:25] Ooh!

[00:04:27] It's trying to turn things off.

[00:04:29] Is it happening?

[00:04:30] I'm gonna turn off the mic.

[00:04:32] Alright.

[00:04:32] Wait, Jock is...

[00:04:33] All the supervision...

[00:04:35] What's happening?

[00:04:35] No, this is not show, this is a separate thing.

[00:04:37] It won't like, fuck on the stream right now.

[00:04:39] So you're going backstage?

[00:04:40] Yeah.

[00:04:40] And then, now Oro can start the share chat.

[00:04:45] Yeah, baby!

[00:04:45] So is his chat gonna show up here?

[00:04:48] Yeah.

[00:04:49] Dang, that's gonna be really fast.

[00:04:50] It's just gonna show up here.

[00:04:51] It's gonna just be both chats on this.

[00:04:53] Yeah, it's gonna show up here.

[00:04:54] On pages.

[00:04:55] All right, get ready.

[00:04:56] Does it show my sub-badge if it's blind?

[00:04:58] I think it does.

[00:04:59] Yeah, it shows your sub-badges,

[00:05:00] and it shows Nick's sub-badges.

[00:05:01] I think we'll know when they see top, right?

[00:05:04] And then, because we don't use tall here.

[00:05:07] Oh, that's there, right?

[00:05:08] What's tall?

[00:05:09] Is that you guys?

[00:05:09] Is that your sub-name?

[00:05:10] Old Five?

[00:05:11] Oh, that's like his old five.

[00:05:12] Old Five?

[00:05:13] There we go.

[00:05:14] It's murder.

[00:05:15] Oh, damn.

[00:05:17] Oh, my.

[00:05:18] Wait, what was it?

[00:05:19] It's old five.

[00:05:21] Oh, my.

[00:05:23] That's old five.

[00:05:24] That's what we read.

[00:05:25] Dude.

[00:05:26] Oh, man.

[00:05:26] We should tie your cheekies.

[00:05:27] Hopefully, no.

[00:05:28] Oh, whoa, whoa.

[00:05:29] Put it on the chat overlay.

[00:05:30] We can see it on the chat.

[00:05:31] That is crazy.

[00:05:32] You can just, I think you can close out of there.

[00:05:34] Dude

[00:05:41] Jared you can't outspend them don't even try oh my god

[00:05:47] I know his version I saw on O'Nah.

[00:05:49] I made it 3rd.

[00:05:51] O'Nah 5th.

[00:05:53] Jesus, what the fuck is this?

[00:05:56] This is pretty cute.

[00:05:58] Better read about it.

[00:05:59] Yeah, it's a...

[00:06:01] Interesting.

[00:06:03] Chat, chat, chat, welcome them with open arms.

[00:06:06] Okay, he's the new generation.

[00:06:07] Once I'm retired, he's still gonna be here.

[00:06:09] Okay, so welcome with open arms.

[00:06:11] Okay, everyone be nice.

[00:06:13] When are you retire, Russell?

[00:06:15] Yeah, maybe like two years I'm done really. Yeah

[00:06:19] What Nick?

[00:06:22] No, I'll do what I'll just start playing video games

[00:06:30] Depends depends on the mom is you know

[00:06:34] Okay

[00:06:38] No mean her having agreement

[00:06:40] Oh, it's like what is it if we don't invite by time you're what?

[00:06:45] 4050 no the eggs were still work for you

[00:06:48] Wait, 35 something like that. Yeah, I'll have your kid. Yeah, but I won't be the mom

[00:06:54] No, we'll raise this child together. That was the deal

[00:06:57] We made this deal. Oh, you'll be like

[00:07:01] This is what this happens listen Jason like you got plenty of time, right? I'm 33 the clock is ticking brother

[00:07:07] I got less options than ever, you know, so it's just it's

[00:07:11] Yeah, it's it's not oh, did you tell him we're hopping on hinge today? I didn't I didn't know what that was

[00:07:17] It's a day. Yeah. Yeah, I know what happened. I know that now

[00:07:21] But I didn't know what I thought Henry was like, so I thought it was I don't know what I was good

[00:07:24] It's gonna be a great time. I was like, oh my god, but y'all are starving. We should we should start to cooking them. Okay

[00:07:31] So do you have any meals that you know how to cook whatsoever? I'm not a cook

[00:07:34] I know how to cook eggs and chicken breast and steak.

[00:07:43] Wow.

[00:07:44] My steak is actually pretty good.

[00:07:46] Really good.

[00:07:47] Okay.

[00:07:48] That's enough to survive.

[00:07:49] So you make something for everybody or I make something for everybody?

[00:07:51] Okay.

[00:07:52] And we just watch?

[00:07:53] Yeah.

[00:07:54] Okay.

[00:07:55] That sounds good.

[00:07:56] Okay.

[00:07:57] I'm about to watch.

[00:07:58] I'm going to enjoy it.

[00:07:59] Wait.

[00:08:00] We're not cooking the same thing?

[00:08:01] Nope.

[00:08:02] Competition.

[00:08:03] Okay.

[00:08:04] I'm ready. I'm ready. Do I have ingredients? Yeah, what you want?

[00:08:09] Jason left a shirt. Oh my Jason!

[00:08:12] Oh, so you have to leave it open.

[00:08:14] Wait, what? No.

[00:08:16] I don't know how it works. Oh, it just glitched.

[00:08:20] I don't know how this shit works.

[00:08:23] This is actually crazy. Chat, chat, isn't some battle, okay?

[00:08:28] I'm some wee one.

[00:08:30] Okay, chat, chat.

[00:08:32] You're 40 guys, okay

[00:08:53] I don't know

[00:09:02] Have you had success on Hinge?

[00:09:04] Like you've gone on dates on Hinge.

[00:09:06] Oh, that's my...

[00:09:08] It's a good app.

[00:09:12] It used to be one of my favorites.

[00:09:15] I'm low key retired now.

[00:09:18] Low key is and a high key is so you're not retiring.

[00:09:22] Yes.

[00:09:24] Alright.

[00:09:26] We ready to start cooking?

[00:09:28] Good luck cooking guys.

[00:09:30] Okay, bye Fiona.

[00:09:32] I will wash the floor.

[00:09:34] I mean you can hang out if you want.

[00:09:36] Jason, can I offer you anything to drink?

[00:09:38] Coke, Zero, Water, Monster?

[00:09:40] No, water.

[00:09:42] Water will be cool.

[00:09:44] Thank you, man.

[00:09:46] I appreciate that.

[00:09:48] He used to stick with me every time I asked him,

[00:09:50] he said you can stay if you want,

[00:09:52] so I'm like, okay, I have nowhere else to go.

[00:09:54] You want red or blue, Doug?

[00:09:56] Let me get red.

[00:09:58] Okay, Arthur you can stay too the girls can here you pull what's wrong with you?

[00:10:07] My control yeah, I mean I'm your puppet right you called me the puppet master

[00:10:12] One of the mods said one of the mods it

[00:10:15] No say it. Say it with your chest.

[00:10:19] Yeah I'll do it.

[00:10:20] If I do it, you always do like this.

[00:10:22] Say it with your chest.

[00:10:23] La la la.

[00:10:25] You can say. It's fine.

[00:10:27] Arthur you can say too.

[00:10:28] Okay, so what meat do you want?

[00:10:33] Jason?

[00:10:34] What?

[00:10:35] What meat do you want?

[00:10:36] What do y'all have?

[00:10:38] We got chicken and we got steak.

[00:10:40] Is there anything else in that?

[00:10:42] Chicken and steak.

[00:10:44] I cook a meat and steak.

[00:10:46] We also have a grill. Do you know how to use a grill? No. What? I've never grilled anything

[00:10:52] I'm more of a pot and pan type of guy. Okay, we got those two here. You have this one?

[00:10:57] Thanks. And then you can have this one. Do you know how to put this on? Don't sweet like you did when you got.

[00:11:01] Yeah, there we go. Arthur, you want to help Rob backstage? Yeah. Okay. You want some salmon?

[00:11:10] What's wrong? What's wrong?

[00:11:12] No, no, no, no.

[00:11:14] What happened?

[00:11:15] They're just pellets of polar bears.

[00:11:17] Oh, me?

[00:11:19] Oh, polar bears?

[00:11:21] Yes, man, polar bears.

[00:11:22] I'm old, but I think I get what you're saying.

[00:11:24] What?

[00:11:25] I think I get what you're saying.

[00:11:27] I'm old, but I think I understand.

[00:11:28] Nah, fuck.

[00:11:29] I actually know. I was going to say I fuck with the best pieces.

[00:11:32] Yeah.

[00:11:33] Uh, he knows.

[00:11:35] What, what?

[00:11:37] I'm from Arlington, Texas.

[00:11:39] No you're not. I am. I swear. What is it me? Don't say Cali, I'm your man. You? I think you're from 313 Detroit. I think you grew up on 8 Mile. You think you're a hoodas fuck? What? Yeah. I'm from Armiton. Close though. Okay. 817. Okay. 817. And we've been in the area, it must be true. So this is the fridge dog. This is what we got. This weak ass fridge. Excuse me?

[00:12:08] Excuse me?

[00:12:09] There's nothing to cook in here!

[00:12:11] What are you?

[00:12:12] There's eggs?

[00:12:13] Yes!

[00:12:14] That's what you said!

[00:12:16] Eggs and...

[00:12:20] Okay.

[00:12:21] Chicken.

[00:12:22] Chicken?

[00:12:23] Salmon?

[00:12:24] Do you know what that is?

[00:12:26] Yes, I know what salmon is.

[00:12:28] Okay, we got, we got a lot of stuff.

[00:12:30] Prime beef?

[00:12:31] What is this?

[00:12:32] It's just, it's just old steak.

[00:12:33] Yeah, we got, we got meat, bro.

[00:12:36] All right.

[00:12:37] You gotta cook for like four people, bro.

[00:12:40] I'm ready.

[00:12:41] Okay, there's polar bears and yellow geese.

[00:12:44] Oh, that looks like my bag.

[00:12:46] Oh, no. Can someone tell me what that is?

[00:12:49] Isn't that like polar bears? Isn't that white women?

[00:12:53] No.

[00:12:54] It's not?

[00:12:55] Hi. Okay, I'll be there.

[00:12:57] What do you think polar bears are?

[00:13:00] Polar bears are animals.

[00:13:02] Hot mic?

[00:13:03] I think my mic is fucked up.

[00:13:06] Catchy, are you going to the bathroom?

[00:13:08] No, it's okay. I muted her.

[00:13:10] She's unmuted. She's unmuted by a daughter.

[00:13:13] What are you doing?

[00:13:14] Yeah, I didn't know. I'm just like prepping up.

[00:13:17] Listen, if you-

[00:13:18] What is your seat? Catchy.

[00:13:19] Uh...

[00:13:21] That's your girl?

[00:13:22] Nah, you can have her, bro. She's yours.

[00:13:24] Um...

[00:13:28] What?

[00:13:29] How did I meet her?

[00:13:31] Yeah. I need Laura. If you like y'all guys-

[00:13:33] Okay, how did we meet, Nick?

[00:13:35] Wait, wait, we don't have a connect- we don't have a connection.

[00:13:38] So how- how am I here right now?

[00:13:40] Nah, I need someone to look at me like how she's looking at you, man.

[00:13:45] Hey!

[00:13:46] Care to explain?

[00:13:48] So...

[00:13:50] Yo, but I'm right here!

[00:13:52] God, dude, you're out of here!

[00:13:57] Arthur, Arthur.

[00:13:59] What?

[00:14:00] Are you serious?

[00:14:01] What, what about me?

[00:14:02] Are you serious?

[00:14:03] What about what?

[00:14:04] What happened?

[00:14:05] What'd you do over there?

[00:14:06] I attached a mic.

[00:14:08] What else?

[00:14:09] That's it.

[00:14:10] What the fuck is going on?

[00:14:12] What the fuck is going on? I'm lost.

[00:14:16] What are you implying right now?

[00:14:19] I'm so confused.

[00:14:20] Wait, just attach to the megaphone. Wait, what's wrong?

[00:14:23] Yo, I'm so confused.

[00:14:25] Why? What's wrong with me?

[00:14:27] Can you explain to me what's going on?

[00:14:29] Okay, I'll tell you what's going on, brother.

[00:14:31] Everyone in the chat is confused in both our chats.

[00:14:33] So, she was a contestant on a game show that my orb was putting on.

[00:14:41] And she got eliminated in quite spectacular fashion and then she just stayed around

[00:14:52] Okay, and that is the TLDR

[00:14:56] interesting

[00:14:58] Now y'all are really close. No

[00:15:03] That is not that's not what's going on

[00:15:06] But to be fair we have spent the last five days together from like morning

[00:15:13] This is the sixth day.

[00:15:15] This is the sixth day.

[00:15:17] I'll be honest with you.

[00:15:19] I don't even know I was going to be on his stream today.

[00:15:22] I had no idea I was going to meet you. I had no idea.

[00:15:25] I woke up and then all of a sudden he went live.

[00:15:28] And then I saw my name tagged in his titles.

[00:15:30] And then I messaged him like, wait, I'm going to be on your stream today.

[00:15:33] He was like, yeah, if you want. I was like, all right.

[00:15:35] So I shouted, I got ready and everything. Now I'm here.

[00:15:37] Wow, he's mad ugly right now though.

[00:15:42] He's mad ugly.

[00:15:44] Well, I'm a true media and explain things, Katchy literally spawned like over a month

[00:15:52] ago on Twitch.

[00:15:54] She has no idea what twitching is.

[00:15:57] She barely knows what a pockchant is.

[00:15:59] So, her first turn she had 12k viewers.

[00:16:01] No, she had 2400, first turn, from zero.

[00:16:07] How does that make you feel?

[00:16:09] Well, it's because of him, that's burial, because he like shouted me out and everything.

[00:16:13] How does it make you feel that I can give someone a career?

[00:16:16] I mean, well, it's the same thing happened to me.

[00:16:20] So the problem did it to me, and how I can pay on the favor.

[00:16:23] And even him, he showed up here in this house.

[00:16:25] NMP Lowell is the method man.

[00:16:28] So he showed up here.

[00:16:29] He streamed for what, five years at 150 viewers?

[00:16:32] Yeah.

[00:16:32] Yesterday you had 19.8.

[00:16:34] 19.8.

[00:16:35] I was there.

[00:16:36] Yeah.

[00:16:37] That's great, man.

[00:16:38] Thanks for your name.

[00:16:39] Thank you.

[00:16:40] But none of that really matters.

[00:16:42] It doesn't.

[00:16:42] because we just like that fun and we're glad you're here.

[00:16:46] That's amazing, that's what it is.

[00:16:48] Yeah, so we just, you know, the thing is that I like is,

[00:16:54] I'm 33, right?

[00:16:56] We're not dead yet.

[00:16:57] Remember I told you that when we were playing

[00:16:58] and we were doing the Hassan's thing?

[00:17:00] You are not dead yet.

[00:17:00] You're not dead yet.

[00:17:01] You're getting close.

[00:17:02] Not yet, getting there.

[00:17:03] But to be fair, everyone's gonna die anyway.

[00:17:05] Like you never know when it's gonna come,

[00:17:07] so it might as well live a life you enjoy.

[00:17:09] Well, you're not gonna die before you die.

[00:17:10] I wanna have a family.

[00:17:13] What?

[00:17:14] I want to start soon, bro.

[00:17:16] I mean, I had a girlfriend for ten years.

[00:17:18] Yeah, you did.

[00:17:22] I was close.

[00:17:23] I mean, I was close.

[00:17:24] I have a question.

[00:17:26] How many children do you envision yourself having?

[00:17:29] It depends.

[00:17:30] Do I get a boy the first time or not?

[00:17:32] Yeah.

[00:17:33] You the same way?

[00:17:34] I want a boy first.

[00:17:36] Exactly.

[00:17:37] What if you get a girl first?

[00:17:38] Let me try again.

[00:17:39] What if you get a poor girl first?

[00:17:41] Oh, y'all have mad cute babies.

[00:17:43] Y'all would have cute ass babies.

[00:17:46] Who are we talking about, me and her?

[00:17:49] Yeah.

[00:17:55] Why are you so fucking clean?

[00:17:56] Well, what would happen if you get four girls in a row?

[00:17:59] You're just gonna keep going till you get a boy?

[00:18:01] If I have four daughters, I'm gonna find the nearest bridge.

[00:18:08] I'm gonna walk up to the edge of it.

[00:18:09] I'm gonna throw my phone off it.

[00:18:11] Wait, you're gonna leave the mom and all the girls alone?

[00:18:14] No, I'm just gonna throw my phone.

[00:18:15] I'm just gonna walk off in a wilderness

[00:18:17] and start my life.

[00:18:19] Either way, all right. So what's meat you want, Doug?

[00:18:22] Do we hungry?

[00:18:24] Um, I'd take the beef.

[00:18:27] You want the beef?

[00:18:27] I want the beef. You got the chicken.

[00:18:29] Okay.

[00:18:31] I can do that.

[00:18:32] I'm good at steak.

[00:18:33] Okay. So you want a grill? You want to, you want a pan?

[00:18:37] I want to, what grill? Where's the grill?

[00:18:40] It's outside.

[00:18:41] Oh, that one hit.

[00:18:43] Hey.

[00:18:43] Is there a setup?

[00:18:44] Yeah, I mean, if only turn it on, yeah, we go outside.

[00:18:46] They have a question.

[00:18:47] You said you're good at stake, but I see so many raw

[00:18:50] Spounds I killed one enemy and it was it was it was rare. It was rare

[00:18:57] Hers was

[00:18:59] No mom was rare

[00:19:04] Mine was great mine was rare mine was also rare Arthur give me the battery for this somewhere charged

[00:19:12] Yes, cool

[00:19:14] Can we go outside if you need to?

[00:19:17] You have a question for you.

[00:19:19] Do I call you Nicholas or Nick or do I call you NMPL?

[00:19:23] You can call me Nick.

[00:19:24] Okay, Nick.

[00:19:25] My mom calls me Jason.

[00:19:26] Alright, I'm going to call you Nick.

[00:19:28] Yeah, Nick's good.

[00:19:29] Nicholas?

[00:19:30] How long in a relationship do you start considering kids?

[00:19:35] I don't know.

[00:19:37] One of my friends literally had a kid on the first try.

[00:19:40] How long did it take for the first try to happen?

[00:19:44] happen I mean like one they made lasagna and then there was a kid nine

[00:19:51] months later like one night yeah you know who you know you run oh that was

[00:19:58] him yeah Jesus yeah that was him we're not making lasagna tonight right bro

[00:20:06] all right catch you kill me you kill me and so we don't levels right now so

[00:20:14] So, let's just start cooking brother.

[00:20:17] Arthur, what's up with the camera?

[00:20:18] What you need?

[00:20:19] Knives?

[00:20:22] Forks?

[00:20:23] What you got?

[00:20:24] I mean, to cook I would need like a spatula and maybe a thing where you can flip it.

[00:20:30] A spatula?

[00:20:31] No, no, no.

[00:20:32] A fucking...

[00:20:33] The thing where you...

[00:20:34] No, no, no.

[00:20:35] What's it called, Jack?

[00:20:36] Tom's.

[00:20:37] Tom's?

[00:20:38] Tom's.

[00:20:39] Red Tom's?

[00:20:40] Red Tom's?

[00:20:41] What'd you say?

[00:20:42] Okay.

[00:20:43] What'd you say?

[00:20:45] Okay, I am gonna wait. What exactly are you making? Are you just making a raw steak?

[00:20:51] Like just everyone like what type of steak do you like Emily?

[00:20:57] I like medium rare too. Just not raw please

[00:21:01] Yeah, okay. I'm gonna make taco. You make tacos. Yes. You cook good. He only makes tacos every time

[00:21:09] So he's like prepared no, I'm gonna put up I can make salmon bitch

[00:21:21] Listen, I'm from a different time dog or it wasn't like this. It was like this. That's all I'm saying

[00:21:29] From different time periods. I mean I walk you follow you so this time you were in a fight

[00:21:34] Like a fist fight. Yeah, I don't fight. You ever been in a fist fight. I give up

[00:21:39] His bones would break.

[00:21:41] Says you, actually.

[00:21:44] I could probably take a few hits.

[00:21:46] Oh my God, if we arm wrestled, Emily,

[00:21:49] who do you think would win if we arm wrestled?

[00:21:51] Please don't, you're going to snap your arm.

[00:21:53] I think he would still win.

[00:21:54] No, I think he would win.

[00:21:55] I was trying to hold the gimbal yesterday for an IRL stream.

[00:21:57] She didn't double fist the gimbal.

[00:22:00] Yeah, I think he would.

[00:22:02] What meat is this?

[00:22:03] This is a ribeye.

[00:22:05] You know that!

[00:22:06] I know that, yeah, that is easy.

[00:22:08] Okay, you got it.

[00:22:09] You taught me this.

[00:22:10] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:22:11] You taught me.

[00:22:11] Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.

[00:22:12] Are you helping him?

[00:22:13] Well, well, it's just because we've

[00:22:15] had a rib eye before, so I think

[00:22:17] it's just because he's got it.

[00:22:20] Let me find, uh, oh, fuck.

[00:22:22] I did not wash my hands.

[00:22:24] Ooh, you can do it now if you want.

[00:22:26] I mean, uh, never too late.

[00:22:28] Oh no, this thing is dirty.

[00:22:29] Do you just beat the chicken anyways with it?

[00:22:33] Fuck, I can only have one.

[00:22:35] Yeah.

[00:22:36] We need to be better, me or Jason.

[00:22:38] Wait, is our chat's not merged?

[00:22:40] No, it's like broke.

[00:22:43] You don't want to know why?

[00:22:44] Because we're going too fucking fast.

[00:22:46] Probably.

[00:22:47] That's why it broke.

[00:22:49] Arthur, you know what emerges on here, right?

[00:22:51] You have to knock it down and then Jason has accepted.

[00:22:54] Are you going to do it here?

[00:22:56] Like this?

[00:22:56] Yeah, I think so.

[00:22:57] We don't got to merge.

[00:22:58] It's just going to break.

[00:22:59] I mean, I think it's kind of funny.

[00:23:01] It is funny.

[00:23:02] It's OK.

[00:23:02] We don't have to do it.

[00:23:04] It's all good.

[00:23:05] So how you like in Austin so far?

[00:23:08] I mean, I only been for a day.

[00:23:10] I was here for Dreamcon.

[00:23:13] Yeah, I saw you for the first time.

[00:23:14] Yeah.

[00:23:15] I was hanging out with Hassan.

[00:23:17] It was, uh, Austin was cool.

[00:23:20] It was cool.

[00:23:20] Is it cool?

[00:23:21] Where have you been in Austin so far?

[00:23:26] Literally, I mean, I'm trying to think.

[00:23:31] I went to Dreamcon, and then I

[00:23:34] tried to go to 6th Street.

[00:23:36] You tried to go to 6th Street?

[00:23:37] Did you?

[00:23:38] I tried to.

[00:23:39] Tried to.

[00:23:40] I've been wanting to go.

[00:23:41] I've never been in.

[00:23:42] Girl?

[00:23:43] Nah, y'all gotta go.

[00:23:44] He's telling me I can't.

[00:23:45] What do you mean y'all?

[00:23:46] What do you mean?

[00:23:47] I gotta smack this chicken.

[00:23:48] I want you to get covered in it.

[00:23:49] You gotta watch out.

[00:23:50] Can I smack it in?

[00:23:51] Okay.

[00:23:52] How hard?

[00:23:53] Just go like that, right?

[00:23:54] Just don't keep firing your chicken.

[00:23:55] Right?

[00:23:56] Is that good?

[00:23:57] I mean, don't just hit it.

[00:23:58] I mean, just, what you got?

[00:23:59] Flatten it?

[00:24:00] Or what?

[00:24:01] Hey, that's good.

[00:24:02] I mean, just, what you got?

[00:24:04] Flat in it or what?

[00:24:05] I think that's good.

[00:24:08] No, you're great.

[00:24:09] Wait, are you being sarcastic?

[00:24:11] No, that's good, that's good, me being...

[00:24:13] What, is that bad?

[00:24:26] Kesh, I don't want to judge you, but this is like the saddest meat beating that I've ever seen.

[00:24:30] Why?

[00:24:32] You gotta give it something...

[00:24:34] Yeah, you're gonna chill, chill, chill.

[00:24:36] Like, something in between.

[00:24:37] Look at that divot.

[00:24:38] Something in between.

[00:24:39] Arthur.

[00:24:41] I know how to beat it. Like, she has to learn.

[00:24:44] Okay, can you like demonstrate then I'll do it so you got to give it okay. I guess we have the most practice

[00:24:50] But you really got to give it like a okay. Okay, but also not too little

[00:24:55] Why are you getting it so hard?

[00:24:59] Use this side bro. Yeah, so a little bit more empathy towards the meat

[00:25:04] Don't destroy it. Make it flat

[00:25:06] I'm feeling like a bottle of shrimp.

[00:25:11] It's gonna be a good shrimp.

[00:25:13] You think so?

[00:25:14] Yeah.

[00:25:15] Okay.

[00:25:16] You literally have raw chicken on your pants now.

[00:25:19] Not anymore.

[00:25:20] I got it.

[00:25:21] I got it.

[00:25:22] Let me do it.

[00:25:23] Let me do it.

[00:25:24] Okay.

[00:25:25] I'm good at it.

[00:25:26] Oh yeah.

[00:25:27] It's fast.

[00:25:28] Oh, it's like fast.

[00:25:29] Nah, you're a lead at that thing.

[00:25:31] Been doing this a while.

[00:25:33] So you're used to beating the meat, huh?

[00:25:35] Yes.

[00:25:36] What do I throw at this piece of chicken?

[00:25:38] Trash.

[00:25:40] You're not Jason.

[00:25:42] You're putting me in a hell of a spot right now.

[00:25:44] Put me in a hell of a spot.

[00:25:46] What do you mean?

[00:25:48] This has just been assassinated.

[00:25:50] Like, it did something wrong.

[00:25:52] But...

[00:25:58] Yeah, that one.

[00:26:00] Hell no.

[00:26:02] What is the season in Nihilish?

[00:26:04] over here what do you need all this so whatever you need we got it what we

[00:26:15] have some paprika that you're looking for that's what popped in my head I thought

[00:26:19] of paprika paprika is good we got that salt and pepper yeah perfect pepper and

[00:26:27] What do you think we should add?

[00:26:29] Mmmmm.

[00:26:31] Perfect.

[00:26:33] I keep it simple, okay?

[00:26:35] Garlic powder, salt, pepper.

[00:26:39] Yep, let's keep it simple and add some oil to it.

[00:26:41] Cumin.

[00:26:44] Now this is going to be an attack of my check.

[00:26:46] What's that mean?

[00:26:50] Can you tell me about your memes?

[00:26:52] Do you use the word meme?

[00:26:54] I know what a meme is.

[00:26:58] I'm just kidding, bro.

[00:27:00] Can you like so I'm sure you guys got your whole thing going over there in the phase, you know face house all your sort of stuff

[00:27:06] We don't know about it. Why is this salt frozen?

[00:27:09] What is it?

[00:27:12] What is this?

[00:27:15] Bro, bro that that should look like it's ancient. It's so

[00:27:21] There is work

[00:27:24] This should might be expired. It is expired. Why are we using it? You have it in a fucking cup

[00:27:31] Look, look, guys, guys, guys.

[00:27:33] It worked though.

[00:27:35] It's...

[00:27:37] It's like a rock.

[00:27:39] It still tastes good probably.

[00:27:41] No, no, no, no, no, you cannot...

[00:27:43] You cannot put it on the steak.

[00:27:45] Huh? It's fine.

[00:27:47] I think it's fine, let me put it on the table.

[00:27:49] But all of this is expired.

[00:27:51] Is there an expiry date?

[00:27:53] Yes, we can.

[00:27:55] No, there's none.

[00:27:57] Okay, so if it's expired, why is it there and why did you let us hold it?

[00:27:59] irresponsible. What is that? You want this? This is good. I'll take this, thank you. Yeah, no.

[00:28:08] Okay, whoever's eating the steak by the way. Good luck. What do you mean good luck? I just,

[00:28:16] I didn't even fucking start yet. No, no it's great. Well you do have like five bathrooms here.

[00:28:20] We do. So you can use whatever one you need to. Hopefully we don't have to wave at the camera so

[00:28:25] So I'm using a silence?

[00:28:30] No.

[00:28:31] Allegedly?

[00:28:37] So, Lyle, what's your type in a girl, Nicholas?

[00:28:41] Um, one that's not super crazy.

[00:28:43] You know, that's straight up number one.

[00:28:45] And honestly, listen, listen.

[00:28:48] I've been in a 10-year relationship.

[00:28:50] Do you really have a type?

[00:28:52] You stay with one for so long?

[00:28:54] Wait, you were literally, you were 10 years old, brother,

[00:28:57] When I started that relationship, you were 10 years old.

[00:29:04] I was.

[00:29:05] Yeah.

[00:29:06] That's how long it was.

[00:29:07] Thank you.

[00:29:08] When you started the relationship.

[00:29:10] Yes.

[00:29:11] But listen, I'm not sure.

[00:29:13] What's your type?

[00:29:18] My type is elegant, funny, educated.

[00:29:24] Don't talk too much.

[00:29:28] A, B, G, S?

[00:29:30] No.

[00:29:30] What is that?

[00:29:31] A, B, G?

[00:29:32] No.

[00:29:33] A, G.

[00:29:34] Asian baby girls?

[00:29:35] Fuck no.

[00:29:36] I don't know what that is.

[00:29:38] It's like the stereotypical Asian you know in college

[00:29:42] with like blonde dyed hair with like lashes and like.

[00:29:46] So I don't fucking know.

[00:29:50] What?

[00:29:50] Yep.

[00:29:50] Blonde dyed hair.

[00:29:51] Are you not an AVG?

[00:29:55] You're an ABB, Asian baby boy.

[00:29:57] Why are you laughing?

[00:29:58] Exterminate after your vocabulary.

[00:30:00] You're brave, Jason.

[00:30:02] Hell no, never been too brave.

[00:30:09] Dude, I hate all these new terms, bro.

[00:30:11] I'm tired of it.

[00:30:11] You're not new, it's just Asian.

[00:30:13] Yeah.

[00:30:14] Am I being racist then?

[00:30:15] No.

[00:30:16] Maybe.

[00:30:16] You still don't know.

[00:30:17] It's OK.

[00:30:18] I don't.

[00:30:19] So you're using paprika?

[00:30:21] Have you ever said the N word?

[00:30:23] Have I ever said the N word?

[00:30:25] I think not on stream.

[00:30:27] Girl, I met you two days ago.

[00:30:28] How you know?

[00:30:29] I didn't do it, it's in like six.

[00:30:30] Okay, like, listen, you know, I mean...

[00:30:33] I've never heard you say it.

[00:30:35] I feel like everyone in this room has said it.

[00:30:37] I have not said it.

[00:30:38] Ever.

[00:30:39] You said it in Apex, that guy down there.

[00:30:41] No, no, that's different.

[00:30:42] Listen, you can tell I'm German accent,

[00:30:44] I'm a German accent.

[00:30:45] Really, you play Rust.

[00:30:47] I did play Rust.

[00:30:48] Oh, he said it.

[00:30:49] No, I didn't, I never said it.

[00:30:53] Nah, he said it.

[00:30:54] No, no, no, I promised you, I didn't.

[00:30:56] I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure everyone...

[00:30:58] Listen, again, I'm fucked.

[00:31:03] Oh my god.

[00:31:05] Why the fuck is a hole so big?

[00:31:08] We can like get some off.

[00:31:10] I got this.

[00:31:13] Sure, all right.

[00:31:14] He got this guy's expert, you know?

[00:31:18] That's one part of being a master chef.

[00:31:20] He got to deal with unexpected situations like this.

[00:31:23] Nick, kind of be honest.

[00:31:24] So we can just like honest on the time of 22 just in case.

[00:31:27] The other problem is we're all so hungry and this is what we're doing.

[00:31:30] Yeah, like nobody has like the back of the food.

[00:31:32] I'm just kidding, alright. Don't even wear it.

[00:31:34] If you want to powder some off of it.

[00:31:36] Yeah. Okay.

[00:31:38] I don't even know. I'm not a cook.

[00:31:40] I promise you, wait a minute.

[00:31:42] I promise you, it's gonna taste good.

[00:31:44] There's never enough seasoning.

[00:31:46] Yep. Can I have enough?

[00:31:48] This is gonna be bad.

[00:31:50] Yeah.

[00:31:52] Someone just said that she rubbed his meat.

[00:31:54] She was.

[00:31:56] You're a funny, you're a funny dude.

[00:32:02] What's wrong with that?

[00:32:04] Nothing.

[00:32:05] Nah.

[00:32:06] And by the way, are you helping with the grill real quick?

[00:32:09] Yeah.

[00:32:10] You want me to like, turn it on if I have?

[00:32:11] Yeah, please.

[00:32:13] Okay.

[00:32:19] Ah, man, I'm gonna be right down.

[00:32:21] So, what's up?

[00:32:22] Are you, are you gonna, a good cook, or?

[00:32:24] Nah, I'll be cooking, I'll be cooking some tops.

[00:32:28] I'm just cooked, but I can't cook, cause I mean, I'm a woman and I'm Asian.

[00:32:33] I'm on these fuck right now.

[00:32:35] But I mean, appearance doesn't have to do with how your ability to cook.

[00:32:41] Walk right, Bacon.

[00:32:43] Yes, you're great.

[00:32:44] Hey, thank you, Beverly, thank you.

[00:32:45] Yes.

[00:32:46] Double use in chat.

[00:32:48] But...

[00:32:49] Yeah, no, so what do you think of Nick?

[00:32:52] To be honest, like, is that it?

[00:32:54] He's gone.

[00:32:55] No, he's gone.

[00:32:56] Oh, yeah, it's not like we're live.

[00:32:57] There are a million people right now, right?

[00:32:59] No, it's not like...

[00:33:01] Yeah.

[00:33:02] Not yet.

[00:33:03] Man, so far so good.

[00:33:05] He's been really nice to me.

[00:33:08] He's fed me this whole time.

[00:33:11] That's great.

[00:33:12] Yeah.

[00:33:13] Legit.

[00:33:14] Yeah.

[00:33:15] I spent like the last...

[00:33:16] No shirt-typing guy.

[00:33:17] Okay.

[00:33:18] To be fair, my type in a guy, it doesn't really have to do with appearance.

[00:33:22] It's how they are.

[00:33:23] Like, I don't care, like, who they are, what they have, or anything, as long as

[00:33:27] they're cheap, nice, and they're funny, they make me happy, that's all that

[00:33:31] matters.

[00:33:32] I mean, but it's been five days six days, so let's see. All right, what's your time?

[00:33:43] Quiet elegant don't talk too much nice funny

[00:33:52] No, I just you know sometimes headaches happy

[00:33:57] By the way, the grill exploded.

[00:34:03] Oh yeah.

[00:34:04] We were driving the gas for too long and it literally went boom.

[00:34:08] It exploded.

[00:34:09] Like the whole thing popped up.

[00:34:10] I've never seen that happen before.

[00:34:12] So we can't grill.

[00:34:14] Oh we can, we can.

[00:34:16] How?

[00:34:17] If it's exploding.

[00:34:18] Yeah, no, it's not a problem.

[00:34:20] It's a-okay.

[00:34:21] We'll see.

[00:34:23] So all you're doing is using a...

[00:34:28] So we're getting tacos and steak.

[00:34:31] So we're for sure going to have to be going to the bathroom

[00:34:34] at some point.

[00:34:36] Are you streaming it?

[00:34:37] I'm not you.

[00:34:40] Yeah, no, it's no problem.

[00:34:41] It's not going to happen.

[00:34:43] Should be OK.

[00:34:45] So what's going to happen on Hange, by the way?

[00:34:46] What am I looking forward to?

[00:34:48] I mean, it's going to be fun.

[00:34:49] You know, you're swiping.

[00:34:51] So do we have to talk to real people?

[00:34:55] Yes.

[00:34:58] Are they going to see my face?

[00:35:00] Yes.

[00:35:01] So I'll go on Hinge also.

[00:35:03] Yeah, and let's compete who gets the most matches.

[00:35:07] Yeah?

[00:35:09] Because we're all single here, right?

[00:35:10] No, no, no.

[00:35:12] Let's compete.

[00:35:14] And then loser has to eat the raw meat.

[00:35:18] And then see what happens.

[00:35:19] And then we can observe us.

[00:35:21] And like, who goes to the bathroom first.

[00:35:23] Does your type get not crazy?

[00:35:24] Not crazy, quiet.

[00:35:26] I mean, not too quiet, it was like, I mean,

[00:35:29] What was your type?

[00:35:32] You didn't say.

[00:35:33] You just initiated your ex for some reason.

[00:35:38] She was like 9.9 out of 10 per person.

[00:35:47] After 10 years, you realize you want different things, you know?

[00:35:52] Yeah.

[00:35:55] Who initiated it on that situation?

[00:35:58] It was essentially both of us right at about that time.

[00:36:01] Damn, I said the same shit about my breakup.

[00:36:03] Yeah.

[00:36:04] Yeah.

[00:36:05] What do you mean?

[00:36:06] So.

[00:36:07] It's a mutual phone.

[00:36:09] Yeah, it's mutual.

[00:36:17] Yeah, it's looking great.

[00:36:20] So we're waiting for the grill to get a little bit hotter

[00:36:21] there.

[00:36:22] Hopefully it doesn't explode.

[00:36:23] You can cook on here if you want.

[00:36:24] You want pans.

[00:36:25] Would you like to do in the pan?

[00:36:26] I don't care.

[00:36:26] Whatever works.

[00:36:27] Who would do the pan?

[00:36:28] I got you, Doug.

[00:36:30] I got you.

[00:36:35] Which one do you want?

[00:36:36] Big one?

[00:36:37] I'll take the big one.

[00:36:38] OK.

[00:36:39] Didn't you win the fan favorite award at QDCinderella's

[00:36:43] Junior Awards last year?

[00:36:45] No.

[00:36:47] Didn't you know what word you went last year?

[00:36:48] Nothing.

[00:36:49] Yes, you did.

[00:36:50] No way.

[00:36:50] There's no way.

[00:36:51] I didn't win an award last year.

[00:36:54] You won the one that got voted in, didn't you?

[00:36:59] I didn't win an award last year.

[00:37:00] Well, you're overdue for this year.

[00:37:02] Oh, no way.

[00:37:03] Oh, that's for him.

[00:37:04] Oh my god, this year, guys, he's nominated vote for him.

[00:37:08] Oh, he didn't win last year.

[00:37:09] He deserved it, vote for him this year.

[00:37:14] Lacey?

[00:37:15] Oh, Lacey's in the chat.

[00:37:19] I miss you.

[00:37:20] I'm missing Lacey.

[00:37:21] You left all your boys back home?

[00:37:23] I'm going to see them in two days.

[00:37:26] Are they coming here or are you going back there?

[00:37:27] There's a fly.

[00:37:29] Yeah, there always is one.

[00:37:32] Interesting.

[00:37:35] So after you, do you want to turn on?

[00:37:38] Yes, I know how to turn on a pan.

[00:37:39] I mean a grill.

[00:37:41] Just a pan?

[00:37:42] I mean a fucking stove.

[00:37:45] Whoa.

[00:37:46] Yeah, she did it.

[00:37:47] First try.

[00:37:48] Yeah, it's not bad.

[00:37:49] I'm going to grill mine outside.

[00:37:50] girl inside so. Wait, we should both do it. I think my mic might be too loud. Okay, fine,

[00:37:55] we could, we could- Don't adjust it. I can do it. What'd you say? Both do what? I thought

[00:38:00] we'd do it the same spot, but- Oh, we can get it outside if you want. No, it'd be good

[00:38:04] if we do it separate so it doesn't matter. Pee on. Huh? Huh? Can't you say something?

[00:38:10] Hello? Is it too loud? No, that's fine. People are saying I'm too loud. No, you're

[00:38:15] No, you're okay. You're not even talking.

[00:38:17] That's fine, but the moments I talk, people are like, oh, she's so loud.

[00:38:21] You know what? It might be people just hate women.

[00:38:23] Maybe, yeah. Sorry, guys. Should I just leave?

[00:38:26] Should I just kill myself in-game?

[00:38:28] In-game.

[00:38:29] So she doesn't know what she can and cannot say?

[00:38:31] In-game, I said in-game.

[00:38:33] I said in-game, it's a joke.

[00:38:35] She just hated you. It's nice.

[00:38:38] She's actually a white woman.

[00:38:40] Really?

[00:38:41] Yeah.

[00:38:42] What? Who was?

[00:38:43] haircut so you have butter of course we have butter let's just get some butter

[00:38:52] going yeah there's butter on top right thank you yep it's butter you got this

[00:39:00] you got this all right ladies you guys ready to get some food I have a shit

[00:39:09] I have an A since an A.

[00:39:11] I'll just call it a 25.

[00:39:13] Left or right?

[00:39:14] On the left earlier.

[00:39:15] Fuck!

[00:39:16] But there was no talent in that play.

[00:39:18] Nah, Genzi, thank you for modern my chat.

[00:39:20] I appreciate you.

[00:39:21] Should we just play the cello?

[00:39:23] 25 gifted subs.

[00:39:24] You know what that means.

[00:39:25] Alright, put the left down.

[00:39:26] 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

[00:39:29] Hands up.

[00:39:30] Up, down, put her up.

[00:39:31] Go left.

[00:39:32] Go right.

[00:39:33] Come on, ladies.

[00:39:34] Cross it.

[00:39:35] Cross it.

[00:39:36] Alright, bring it down.

[00:39:37] Jason, what are you doing?

[00:39:38] So what you guys do is you guys go live every day for an entire month.

[00:39:54] We do that.

[00:39:56] That's the difference.

[00:39:58] What is uh?

[00:39:59] Is uh not good?

[00:40:01] Uh, see?

[00:40:02] Oh.

[00:40:03] Oh.

[00:40:04] Okay.

[00:40:05] Okay, listen, Jason's chat, listen, guys, guys, guys.

[00:40:09] I don't know how old you guys are, I'm 33,

[00:40:11] I don't got much time left, okay?

[00:40:13] Can I just enjoy the little things of life, you know?

[00:40:16] Can me and my friends do a little flossy dance?

[00:40:19] You know what I'm saying?

[00:40:20] Oh yeah, why are they all saying damn?

[00:40:23] Check, you're gonna be 33 one day.

[00:40:27] You will be this age!

[00:40:28] Exactly, and then you'll be fired.

[00:40:30] I don't think I'm gonna be streaming anymore.

[00:40:32] Yeah, because you hit the nuts early.

[00:40:33] When do you think you're going to retire?

[00:40:35] I don't know, I'll retire, but I'll probably become a motivational speaker like David Goggins.

[00:40:41] Oh, you know David Goggins?

[00:40:43] Yeah.

[00:40:44] Whoa, what?

[00:40:45] We love David Goggins around here.

[00:40:46] You wake up, you go to work, you know?

[00:40:51] Okay, you're getting again, bro.

[00:40:54] They don't believe that I'm being a motivational speaker.

[00:40:57] Oh.

[00:40:58] Maybe you're going to be a race speaker or something like that.

[00:41:02] like what do you call us? Love coaches. Yeah love coaches. Love doctor. Yeah. Date doctor.

[00:41:10] Yeah. No I'm probably gonna start maybe a business. Maybe start a clothing brand maybe

[00:41:19] maybe come out with a with a soda called a weenie juice. Weenie juice. Yeah. No you should

[00:41:27] They've been hot dogs.

[00:41:29] Uh huh huh huh.

[00:41:33] Maybe even call a music artist.

[00:41:35] Jason the Wieners.

[00:41:37] I could, I could go through a different, you know, a lot of paths.

[00:41:41] Yeah.

[00:41:43] So what, do you have Riz? Is that what's going on?

[00:41:45] Because Bevel was talking about you before you got here.

[00:41:47] Like all the girls are like you have Aura.

[00:41:49] That's why, because I never met her before I asked them.

[00:41:51] And they were like, oh yeah, he has Riz, he has Aura.

[00:41:54] I feel it.

[00:41:55] Even Nick was like, oh be careful, you might go back to LA with him.

[00:41:58] I thought it was like a human being.

[00:42:00] I'm so mad.

[00:42:02] Listen, Besson.

[00:42:04] As a straight 20-year-old man,

[00:42:06] I can tell that you have aura and wrist.

[00:42:09] It's leaning in the room.

[00:42:11] Not hitting on you?

[00:42:13] I'm just saying you got it.

[00:42:15] Do you practice, or has this come naturally?

[00:42:17] Ah, yo, yo.

[00:42:19] Yeah!

[00:42:21] Okay, how do you rear-act?

[00:42:23] I feel it down my spine.

[00:42:28] What's that?

[00:42:29] Don't know what's happening now. What do you like to do for fun besides streaming and shit like that? You ever heard of World of Warcraft?

[00:42:38] Yeah, I did I used to play yeah, I play well. I play for like a day. Oh really?

[00:42:44] Must have not been for you. I mean

[00:42:47] It was alright. I'm more of a rust

[00:42:51] You play rust I play CS go play rust. Okay, I play T of two

[00:42:57] Really? Yeah

[00:42:59] that's not bad I feel I feel like your whole chat is like who's Diana who's

[00:43:21] Diana, huh? Who's that? Oh, it's diana

[00:43:32] Who's that? She's one of Max's friends. No Max. Yeah Max my boy

[00:43:43] So why are they saying Diana right now

[00:43:47] They say you

[00:43:49] on mine and them of her.

[00:43:53] Why?

[00:43:55] I think she's cool.

[00:43:56] I had no problem with her.

[00:43:58] Oh no.

[00:43:59] Alright, someone in Jason's chat.

[00:44:00] Give us the rundown.

[00:44:02] No, chat.

[00:44:05] Polar bear.

[00:44:06] Okay, come on.

[00:44:07] I hate...

[00:44:08] Macy said y'all have similar mannerisms.

[00:44:12] Okay, but is she good or bad?

[00:44:14] No, that ain't as cool.

[00:44:16] She's a good girl.

[00:44:19] What you just called her?

[00:44:20] That's what your mod's saying.

[00:44:21] You're Mod saying, you're Mod saying she a good girl.

[00:44:23] Ah, you're him.

[00:44:25] Yo, no, we're saying good.

[00:44:27] It's good.

[00:44:27] See?

[00:44:28] Oh, that's not even good.

[00:44:30] I'm interested, this is Diana.

[00:44:33] Why are you guys bringing her up?

[00:44:35] I look like her, what?

[00:44:36] A younger, crazier version of catchy?

[00:44:40] She's racist.

[00:44:41] Dana's racist?

[00:44:43] No, she's not racist.

[00:44:45] Don't worry, man.

[00:44:47] Man of Rizzo.

[00:44:48] Is Man of Rizzo like, can you dance?

[00:44:51] I mean, I can dance to this 25 gifted dance.

[00:44:56] Why, who's Diana?

[00:44:58] Tell me the lawyer.

[00:44:59] Tell me the lawyer.

[00:45:02] I don't know.

[00:45:06] She's going to look like Asian Valtteri.

[00:45:09] Why is that the first question?

[00:45:10] You want some train?

[00:45:11] Who's Diana?

[00:45:11] Why, when do you want to get married?

[00:45:13] But I would say like the next five years.

[00:45:15] Within the next five years.

[00:45:17] That's fine.

[00:45:18] The steak.

[00:45:19] Nah, I gotta wait.

[00:45:20] I gotta let it marinate.

[00:45:21] My dad stayed five minutes on one side.

[00:45:23] You sure it's even hot enough?

[00:45:25] I cook it on low because, wait, cook it on medium.

[00:45:31] Alright, he's chickening out.

[00:45:33] Can Chad tell me who Diana is?

[00:45:35] Diana is a, is a, is, okay.

[00:45:37] You want me to be honest?

[00:45:38] Yes.

[00:45:39] Keep it real.

[00:45:40] Okay.

[00:45:41] She, um, is a polar bear in Arlington.

[00:45:46] And she, I'll put this.

[00:45:52] She, oh, I'm getting a phone call.

[00:45:56] Hold on.

[00:45:57] Is that Diana?

[00:45:59] No, I don't have her number.

[00:46:01] Oh, I don't have wifi here.

[00:46:03] Hey, Lacey!

[00:46:05] Oh, no, no.

[00:46:12] Oh, yeah, let me flip it.

[00:46:14] Let me flip it.

[00:46:20] Thank you.

[00:46:23] Thanks, brother.

[00:46:25] Yo, what's good? Hey, what's up, man?

[00:46:27] How you going?

[00:46:29] Hi, who's Diana?

[00:46:31] Diana.

[00:46:33] Okay, okay.

[00:46:41] Interesting. Nice to meet you.

[00:46:45] Alright. Oh my god, bro. What is happening?

[00:46:52] Nothing is happening, right?

[00:46:54] Either way, it's all good. I should be flipping my food soon.

[00:46:58] Ladies, food should be coming. I know you guys are hungry.

[00:47:01] Dang!

[00:47:02] I'm nervous about going on a hinge, bro.

[00:47:04] It's just gonna be a great experience.

[00:47:06] I'll make one for you. I want to pick up guys.

[00:47:11] Why?

[00:47:12] It's interesting.

[00:47:14] But like if you do it, it's like oh my god, you know, like you're playing the same game. This is an easy mode

[00:47:21] We don't want someone who's like ran through you feel me?

[00:47:23] So it's like I think we gotta start with Nick because you know fresh off a breakup

[00:47:27] Yeah, I want to start a family soon. Yeah, but like you're gonna find your wife on hinge. It's hinge for 30 year olds

[00:47:33] Yes, it's all types of demographic all types of demographics. This is a website

[00:47:40] Wait, can you specify what you're looking for?

[00:47:42] Yeah, you can put like an age range and everything range ethnicity

[00:47:47] What wait?

[00:47:50] I mean it goes by elo though. Sorry goes by elo. So people have MMR. Yeah

[00:47:59] Okay, is yours high? I

[00:48:01] I'm like

[00:48:04] Made high

[00:48:08] Yeah, that's what size I

[00:48:10] I found my wife on bumble. What's bumble? It's like hinge.

[00:48:16] Not ladies, y'all smell that? I also have a really bad sense of smell, so I barely smell it.

[00:48:30] Not bad? You're false. Yeah. I tried a new season. I tried a new season.

[00:48:38] What did you put it? It's paprika on a steak.

[00:48:41] Just paprika? Paprika, onion, powder.

[00:48:45] Uh, y'all got salt?

[00:48:47] Yeah.

[00:48:48] You got the salt?

[00:48:49] Salt is...

[00:48:50] It's an aster.

[00:48:51] I put this on the aster.

[00:48:52] Yeah, you need salt.

[00:48:54] Here you go, boss.

[00:48:55] Why y'all spamming GG's?

[00:49:17] I cook it differently.

[00:49:22] Okay.

[00:49:23] I'm gonna put it, but just after.

[00:49:25] You want pepper?

[00:49:26] Uh, yes.

[00:49:27] Okay.

[00:49:28] I'm gonna be honest.

[00:49:29] Jason actually smells really good.

[00:49:31] Thank you.

[00:49:32] Like, I got good faith in that.

[00:49:35] But the thing is like it's the insides are going to be a what about the other one?

[00:49:41] You gonna cook that one too? Yeah, should I cook at the same time? I mean now it's gonna be kind of hard, right?

[00:49:45] But nah, I won't be that hard. Fuck it at this point, bro.

[00:49:49] Yeah

[00:49:51] Yeah, W Nick. Hi, oh

[00:49:54] Wait, your chance to be a nice. How many times do I tell that? Yeah, someone's like W Arthur

[00:50:00] And then some first-time chatter was like this is a hard watch

[00:50:03] Yeah, there's nothing super unusual yeah, what's up? What's up chat? Damn your chat so fucking fast

[00:50:10] bro. Oh my god. My 30 year olds can barely even move. They'll be old people. They'll be old people.

[00:50:19] Yeah, there we go. Yeah. Can we can we go a little faster chest? Y'all got any advice for me?

[00:50:27] You know, I'm a young man, maybe relationship advice, maybe any wisdom, what would you do

[00:50:35] with my age?

[00:50:36] When it comes to relationships, it took me about 33 years to learn this, you can't change

[00:50:45] people.

[00:50:46] Really?

[00:50:47] Yup.

[00:50:48] So let's say you get in a relationship with someone and they're like, yeah, I don't

[00:50:51] want kids, don't go into that relationship assuming that it's going to change.

[00:50:55] Did you just leak?

[00:50:56] Nope.

[00:50:57] Let me give you an example that's really easy.

[00:51:04] Just don't expect that you can, you know.

[00:51:07] You know, yo train, thanks for the 100 gift,

[00:51:09] the dog, what's good, man?

[00:51:10] Ha ha ha.

[00:51:12] Nah, let me see you, Machado.

[00:51:15] Nah, King Jabez, thank you for modding.

[00:51:19] You said thank you for modding?

[00:51:20] Yeah.

[00:51:21] You thank your mod?

[00:51:23] Yeah.

[00:51:24] Damn.

[00:51:26] Oh, I think I just hit 18K subs.

[00:51:27] I'm not at 95, though.

[00:51:28] No way.

[00:51:30] Thank you.

[00:51:31] Thank you.

[00:51:32] Don't chat, we better hit 100k again.

[00:51:34] Damn!

[00:51:35] Look at you, huh?

[00:51:36] Oh my God.

[00:51:37] 100k?

[00:51:38] That's not bad.

[00:51:40] That's good.

[00:51:43] I think, thanks, Trane.

[00:51:44] I thought everything was going well.

[00:51:46] I'm not gonna lie, this is smelling actually pretty good.

[00:51:49] I'm telling you.

[00:51:50] It actually looks cooking over there.

[00:51:52] I think it's gonna bloody yourself over there.

[00:51:54] Oh!

[00:51:55] Wait, Trayton, I get a question.

[00:51:56] Yeah.

[00:51:57] Because you wanted advice from Nick, right?

[00:51:58] But I feel like you as a younger person,

[00:52:00] person you see life a little differently. What kind of advice do you have for people that are like

[00:52:05] running into their therapies? Yeah true because I'm still going to be there where he is. How do we

[00:52:09] keep it young? I don't know not old but I would say you know... You don't need a tick tock?

[00:52:18] Yo it's your birthday for five! Sorry. Do I need to go on tick tock? I don't think you know if I'm

[00:52:26] I'm gonna, I'm gonna

[00:52:28] Like be proud of it be like I want to be I'm gonna be wise I'm gonna give advice to the younger generation

[00:52:35] I don't think you need to feel young

[00:52:39] Well

[00:52:40] If it makes you feel any better, I'm in a better shape now 33 than I was at 25

[00:52:45] I feel better. I'm healthier. I got energy. I can go all day. You go shirtless. I mean I ain't there yet

[00:52:51] But, you know, I did have some extra chicken last night, so.

[00:52:57] Okay.

[00:52:58] Are you scared?

[00:52:59] You seem scared now.

[00:53:00] I don't know, because I'm the only girl here.

[00:53:03] Hello.

[00:53:04] But my advice to that is, age is just a number.

[00:53:06] I think he can agree.

[00:53:08] My mom is 63, but she is hot.

[00:53:11] That's true.

[00:53:12] Her mom is hot.

[00:53:13] Yeah.

[00:53:14] And she called me cute.

[00:53:15] Yeah, she is.

[00:53:16] Wait, is that your advice?

[00:53:18] Age is just a number.

[00:53:20] age is not just enough for y'all

[00:53:23] no like when you get old there you know

[00:53:26] my chat's like what the fuck

[00:53:28] and your chat's like yo true

[00:53:29] what?

[00:53:31] wait um who's what's the youngest age you

[00:53:35] would date?

[00:53:37] divide by two add seven

[00:53:39] huh?

[00:53:40] divide by two and add seven that's the

[00:53:42] that's the equation

[00:53:44] okay yeah and we're we're we're we're

[00:53:46] yeah no you're not supposed to ask whom

[00:53:47] you're age buddy

[00:53:48] okay wait let's i'm gonna calculate

[00:53:50] Wait, I know.

[00:53:52] Wait.

[00:53:53] 5 your age adds 7.

[00:53:55] Hold on.

[00:53:56] 17.

[00:53:57] Oh no!

[00:53:58] Oh no!

[00:53:59] The intro.

[00:54:00] You fast.

[00:54:01] Technically?

[00:54:02] That's what you're asking.

[00:54:03] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:54:04] Oh my god.

[00:54:05] Dude, what made 17?

[00:54:06] No, I'm confused.

[00:54:07] No, I'm confused.

[00:54:08] I'm confused.

[00:54:09] I'm confused.

[00:54:10] I'm confused.

[00:54:11] I'm confused.

[00:54:12] I'm confused.

[00:54:13] I'm confused.

[00:54:14] I'm confused.

[00:54:16] I'm confused.

[00:54:17] I'm confused.

[00:54:18] I'm confused.

[00:54:19] What? May 17th? I'm confused.

[00:54:21] May 17th? Oh my gosh.

[00:54:23] What's May 17th?

[00:54:24] Dude, your chat is locked in girls.

[00:54:27] Dude, they're all like in unison.

[00:54:29] They know what to say, when to say it,

[00:54:32] and they say it at the exact same time.

[00:54:33] They are so locked in to whatever you've done.

[00:54:36] You trained them.

[00:54:36] I love my chat.

[00:54:37] Yeah, they're awesome.

[00:54:39] Something happened on that day that it was bad.

[00:54:42] So it is.

[00:54:43] Come on.

[00:54:44] Basically, I was on this little show, an 8-8 thing,

[00:54:47] and then one of the girls was under-raised,

[00:54:50] but she lied to the host and said that she was of age

[00:54:54] until I asked her what year she was born

[00:54:56] and she fucked up.

[00:54:58] Where she was lying.

[00:54:58] Yes, she was fucking 17.

[00:55:02] And I was saying, bro, I didn't even wanna fuck with me.

[00:55:06] I fucked that girl and yeah.

[00:55:09] She getting in trouble?

[00:55:10] Huh?

[00:55:11] She getting in trouble?

[00:55:13] I mean.

[00:55:14] She banned from all the shows now?

[00:55:17] Yeah.

[00:55:18] How did you find out she was lying?

[00:55:20] I asked what your shoe is born.

[00:55:22] And she was like, she couldn't fucking say it.

[00:55:25] No way.

[00:55:26] Oh, she couldn't do the math?

[00:55:28] She couldn't do the math.

[00:55:28] To tell the truth?

[00:55:30] She couldn't.

[00:55:31] That is hilarious.

[00:55:33] I'm just, do you have another plate?

[00:55:35] Some are saying that the steak is done.

[00:55:38] Is it done?

[00:55:38] One of them is.

[00:55:40] Nah, nah, I think it might still.

[00:55:43] This flavor, they have seen my cast for it.

[00:55:46] So here's the deal, technically she is not too young for me.

[00:55:54] What?

[00:55:54] If you do the math.

[00:55:55] She's not too young.

[00:55:56] How old is she?

[00:55:58] Literally old enough.

[00:56:00] But not in the weird way.

[00:56:02] Not in the weird way.

[00:56:03] How old is she?

[00:56:04] Jason?

[00:56:05] The math fix.

[00:56:06] She can vote, she can buy a house.

[00:56:07] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[00:56:10] you're fucking up here, you're fucking up.

[00:56:13] Fine, you know what the fuck is happening.

[00:56:15] She is into her 20s.

[00:56:17] But I'm not in my late 20s.

[00:56:19] That's all I'm going to say.

[00:56:20] I'm not in my late 20s.

[00:56:21] Oh, you can say your age early.

[00:56:22] Yeah.

[00:56:23] OK, higher, lower, 20s, high.

[00:56:27] I don't know.

[00:56:28] Lower.

[00:56:30] Oh.

[00:56:36] But listen, listen.

[00:56:37] Not higher.

[00:56:38] What age would you like to have kids?

[00:56:41] Within the next five years.

[00:56:43] Five years?

[00:56:44] Within the next five years.

[00:56:45] So you want to have kids in your 20s?

[00:56:49] Yeah, because I don't want to be a milf.

[00:56:51] And at the same time, I read somewhere online that, like,

[00:56:54] you know, if you have-

[00:56:55] You don't want to be a milf?

[00:56:56] No, I want to be a milf.

[00:56:57] I want to be a milf, that's what I meant.

[00:57:00] But, you know, if you wait too long,

[00:57:02] there can be complications.

[00:57:04] And I want to have enough energy

[00:57:05] to be able to be with my kids as they grow up.

[00:57:09] And I only want, like, three, maybe, we'll see.

[00:57:13] I get what you're saying, though.

[00:57:14] Like when you have children, you don't want to be like 60 when they're like turning like 18 or whatever, right?

[00:57:19] Yeah.

[00:57:20] But, I mean sometimes it's...

[00:57:22] No, no, I...

[00:57:23] Anything is possible.

[00:57:24] But you want to relate to your kid somewhat, right?

[00:57:25] Yeah.

[00:57:26] Yeah.

[00:57:30] Wait, Nick run.

[00:57:31] Guys.

[00:57:33] Why is there making it weird?

[00:57:34] Why are you so far away from her, bro?

[00:57:36] Like...

[00:57:36] Huh?

[00:57:38] What? Why did you hug me?

[00:57:40] What? What do you mean?

[00:57:41] I'm saying like you're...

[00:57:42] I'm like close to this thing.

[00:57:44] Yeah, why do you keep this like six feet?

[00:57:46] I'm kidding. He's near to spend it because of the chicken.

[00:57:49] I'm going outside on the grill.

[00:57:51] Oh, my fault.

[00:57:52] I can stand next to a girl and it's not...

[00:57:58] Weird?

[00:57:59] On that?

[00:58:00] Nothing, nothing, nothing.

[00:58:03] You know? Listen, I'm not scared.

[00:58:06] Okay?

[00:58:07] Both chats here. Listen.

[00:58:09] MP Diddy?

[00:58:12] Yo!

[00:58:13] Someone just gave 25 of your...

[00:58:15] Nah!

[00:58:18] My chat, yo!

[00:58:20] My chat's going in your chat, say APD.

[00:58:22] 20 times is your sum. You know what that means.

[00:58:24] 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

[00:58:31] Come on, Jason. What you got?

[00:58:38] Thank you so much for playing by gifted. Appreciate that.

[00:58:47] Yeah!

[00:58:48] Yeah. Lacey's, Lacey's feeling it.

[00:58:50] Yeah, I love with it. I just don't know the dance.

[00:58:53] I can teach you it's easy.

[00:58:55] You know, listen, fuck it.

[00:58:58] What?

[00:58:59] No, I was getting my chicken.

[00:59:01] It'll be good.

[00:59:01] I think my steak is ready.

[00:59:03] Damn.

[00:59:05] It actually looks kind of good.

[00:59:07] This one's ready.

[00:59:09] Hold on.

[00:59:13] I don't know.

[00:59:13] Maybe a little bit more.

[00:59:14] I'm not going to lie.

[00:59:15] I see what you mean.

[00:59:17] It could be this plate, but outside it looks perfect,

[00:59:19] but inside it's like rabbit.

[00:59:22] Yeah.

[00:59:25] Lacey gifted an NMP so we're gonna give it we're gonna give 25 oh

[00:59:58] Is it rain subs?

[00:59:59] Yeah, and now Lacey just get the 25 on your shirt.

[01:00:01] Oh, for real?

[01:00:02] Oh my god, thank you.

[01:00:04] Not much.

[01:00:07] I gotta hurry up and coat the rest of this

[01:00:09] because you might be ahead of me.

[01:00:12] Again?

[01:00:13] Guys, guys, can we stop?

[01:00:15] Oh my god, is that train?

[01:00:20] Come on, Jason.

[01:00:22] Move it like I'm muted, but I'm not feeling that movement.

[01:00:25] What's up?

[01:00:25] This isn't important to me.

[01:00:34] I don't know the moment!

[01:00:36] You know what's funny?

[01:00:38] Even though you're just doing this, it looks better than what we're doing.

[01:00:41] It's the aura, bro.

[01:00:43] It looks better than what we're doing.

[01:00:46] It actually looks good.

[01:00:48] It's alright.

[01:00:50] It's not bad.

[01:00:52] It is not bad, man.

[01:00:56] Oh, dude.

[01:00:58] So let me ask you a question.

[01:01:00] You got that passion for streaming?

[01:01:02] Yeah, I love streaming.

[01:01:03] That's awesome.

[01:01:04] That's awesome. I love to see it, bro. A lot of my friends here are like...

[01:01:07] 25 gifted sons, you know what that means.

[01:01:10] Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, come on, guys.

[01:01:16] Come on, spin, go left. Go right. Come on, Jason. Plastic, man. Come on.

[01:01:20] Sorry. Oh, break it down. You got to break it down.

[01:01:22] There it is! There it is! Okay, blast it again.

[01:01:26] There it is. And when it's over, you put it right into camera.

[01:01:30] You did it! Yeah! Let's go!

[01:01:33] There you go.

[01:01:34] Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, guys, guys, we have to find

[01:01:37] the stakes burning.

[01:01:38] Three, two, one.

[01:01:39] We got it.

[01:01:40] Okay, pin down, go up.

[01:01:41] Matt, they're gonna get us to go right, they're gonna get us to the closet, we get it though.

[01:01:46] Even the balls are getting in the ball.

[01:01:47] If they're doing it, you should be good too.

[01:01:48] Some of your shots are dance boing.

[01:01:49] Is that motivated?

[01:01:50] Perfect.

[01:01:51] Okay, okay.

[01:01:52] All right, we're good.

[01:01:53] We're good.

[01:01:56] Train, stop.

[01:01:57] Whoa, whoa.

[01:01:58] Stop.

[01:01:59] Some others said dance monkey.

[01:02:00] Train stop.

[01:02:02] Whoa, whoa.

[01:02:03] Some others did dance monkey.

[01:02:05] He said it wasn't motivated, but I think it was.

[01:02:06] 25, 50 some.

[01:02:07] Oh, my god.

[01:02:08] Oh, this is just you, Arthur.

[01:02:09] This is just Arthur.

[01:02:10] What do you mean?

[01:02:11] Arthur, go ahead.

[01:02:12] 3, 2, 1.

[01:02:13] Yep, just go.

[01:02:15] Hello, Arthur.

[01:02:15] Yeah, there we go, there we go.

[01:02:17] Bring it down.

[01:02:19] Oh, my god.

[01:02:20] Yo, any ladies in any chat waiting for this guy?

[01:02:23] Relax.

[01:02:25] Yep.

[01:02:28] This is why we have Nora.

[01:02:31] I don't know what he's doing.

[01:02:32] I don't know what you do, but you're like...

[01:02:34] No, I was following y'all.

[01:02:36] You're like super duper...

[01:02:38] Train! Train!

[01:02:40] We have to...

[01:02:42] Brother, we have to...

[01:02:44] finish the food

[01:02:46] today. We have...

[01:02:48] Yep.

[01:02:53] We've scanned it, we've scanned it for you. Any monkeys?

[01:02:55] Train, you're killing us.

[01:03:00] We're...

[01:03:02] Pause, pause, pause.

[01:03:04] Pause.

[01:03:06] Last one, last one, last one, please, yes, I'm so sorry, brother, I'm so sorry, last one,

[01:03:12] yep, alright, last one, put some movement into it, there it is, alright, maybe it was four,

[01:03:23] I see it, but we're done, we're done, bye, stop, stop, stop, stop, we're killing it,

[01:03:30] we're killing it, we guys, we'll be here all day, we'll be, I appreciate it, I appreciate it,

[01:03:34] I do, but listen, his stream's on.

[01:03:36] We can't.

[01:03:37] We can't.

[01:03:38] Listen, these bitches are hungry.

[01:03:39] Sorry.

[01:03:40] Sorry.

[01:03:41] Sorry.

[01:03:42] Can you hear me?

[01:03:42] Oh, I didn't hear you.

[01:03:43] All right.

[01:03:44] Those are home bitches.

[01:03:44] I'm sorry.

[01:03:45] My bad.

[01:03:47] So we just got to get in there.

[01:03:48] You know?

[01:03:50] Yeah.

[01:03:51] Thank you so much, Aaron, for the gift and sub.

[01:03:53] Yeah.

[01:03:54] My bad.

[01:03:54] You got five gift adjacent.

[01:03:57] Oh!

[01:03:58] From who?

[01:03:59] I don't know.

[01:04:00] Nico, maybe?

[01:04:01] Nico!

[01:04:02] Nico?

[01:04:02] Five!

[01:04:04] Bro, someone said,

[01:04:06] El Simp in your chat,

[01:04:07] because I got to feed these girls.

[01:04:10] One person.

[01:04:12] Macha has filled with male feminists.

[01:04:15] Actually, I like that, really?

[01:04:17] To be fair, it was the first time chatter,

[01:04:19] so you know he came from my community.

[01:04:24] There we go.

[01:04:26] So I'm making tacos, you're making steak,

[01:04:27] yours looks good.

[01:04:32] Emily, you hungry?

[01:04:33] Did you say you had to go somewhere?

[01:04:37] Oh shit, dude.

[01:04:38] Let me put let me get it ready so you can put it in you know you can eat it

[01:04:43] There we go

[01:04:45] All right, I'm praying that this is cooked. I mean I see you do a lot better than I thought you would Doug

[01:04:51] I'm telling you cuz I could fit on medium. It's not high. Oh, yeah

[01:05:05] Listen you're a little bit ahead of me dog. I apologize. I don't mean where I can get a bite of that. You want some chicken?

[01:05:10] Yeah, yeah, sure. I don't know good. It's gonna be

[01:05:12] Take a piece.

[01:05:14] We're gonna get together.

[01:05:16] So I'm putting it into a taco.

[01:05:19] Okay, then I'll just take a bite.

[01:05:22] Yeah, you can take a raw if you want it.

[01:05:24] What?

[01:05:25] There we go.

[01:05:28] It's not bad, right?

[01:05:38] Girl, how do you get...

[01:05:43] I overcooked it because it's taco chicken.

[01:05:46] Oh.

[01:05:51] Well, that's the way it be sometimes.

[01:05:56] That is the way it'd be sometimes.

[01:05:59] Okay.

[01:06:00] So, I am not quite done, but we will get there in two seconds.

[01:06:09] He cooked it on the grill and he extra did a pretty good job.

[01:06:13] It actually smites really good.

[01:06:15] Thank you.

[01:06:17] I have to just finish the rest of it.

[01:06:20] There's more.

[01:06:21] I have to make tacos out of this.

[01:06:23] We're not going to make these.

[01:06:25] There we go, I know and sometimes sometimes that night

[01:06:52] What you should be

[01:07:07] Yeah, wait

[01:07:09] Wait, dude, that was sneaky, that was sneaky, yo, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no!

[01:07:23] I'm trying to see my black feet!

[01:07:26] You're almost...

[01:07:27] Wait, what's got a black feet, Jason?

[01:07:29] Oh my God, my black foot, like, when it's dirty.

[01:07:34] Red handed, red handed.

[01:07:37] Now that you say, oh, so black means dirty?

[01:07:40] oh wait how's your community feel about jokes like that i mean wait no you said you said no

[01:07:51] don't you see my chat l.a i don't know what it's like because you have like a lot a lot in our

[01:07:57] community you know that's true so like i don't know what you guys find funnier than uh you know

[01:08:02] you guys find you know you know you know you're davis you're pal your machine is old is old

[01:08:05] comedy did you find does your community find that sort of stuff funny

[01:08:11] but I don't know my community things everything it's funny yes yes okay

[01:08:19] you should ask my chat not okay let's see w jokes yeah funny are you you're

[01:08:25] Jason Smith you guys mostly on mobile I'm just asking just for I don't think so

[01:08:30] because I saw y'all ad revenue leak and that's only possible if they don't

[01:08:35] I block

[01:08:38] No, how much do you think I made last month? I have no idea. You can't estimate wait. How much I do you want hi-hats?

[01:08:45] No, can I guess yeah

[01:08:50] And last month

[01:08:52] 1.2 million

[01:08:55] More

[01:08:57] Twice as much

[01:08:59] Wait in the ad revenue are everything you had to have made something like that

[01:09:07] Everything total is it more than four is it more than million bucks?

[01:09:11] This less

[01:09:17] Your chance at a hundred K I'm gonna say more than five

[01:09:29] Huh, you know about how much I had done to hide because I don't make that much in a month

[01:09:34] You never done like a sub-a-thon?

[01:09:38] So that's why I asked you if you liked streaming earlier.

[01:09:40] I'm probably one of the only larger streamers who doesn't really like it that much.

[01:09:44] Sub-a-thons?

[01:09:45] No, streaming.

[01:09:46] You don't like streaming?

[01:09:48] No, I like the tech behind streaming.

[01:09:49] I have fun with that shit.

[01:09:50] Oh, so when you retire, you'll be the tech guy.

[01:09:53] Yeah, yeah.

[01:09:54] Like, I started streaming because, uh, you have to flip those for me, would you?

[01:09:58] Because I was soda popping as number two.

[01:10:00] You know soda popping?

[01:10:01] Yeah, I know soda popping.

[01:10:02] Yeah, this is how he owns it.

[01:10:03] You didn't even live here so he gave you this house. Yeah

[01:10:07] We are literally squatting right now. I do not even pay rent this begin this year for free

[01:10:12] What the fuck those are his dogs, too?

[01:10:15] Wow, yeah, nah, so y'all ready for my steak

[01:10:19] Uh, can I get a fresh knife?

[01:10:23] Your chat's on W, so...

[01:10:25] I mean, yeah.

[01:10:27] Uh...

[01:10:30] It might be, like, a little bit too long, actually.

[01:10:32] It's okay. Put it on a different one.

[01:10:38] Uh, sorry. It's okay.

[01:10:40] Two more. Two more.

[01:10:42] Two more. Please.

[01:10:46] I'm telling you!

[01:10:50] Not allowed!

[01:10:52] Y'all gotta see this chat!

[01:10:54] This one might be fucked up, though.

[01:10:56] Too raw or too...

[01:10:58] No!

[01:11:01] Wait, it's actually perfect.

[01:11:03] This is a perfect steak!

[01:11:05] I'm getting better!

[01:11:07] You just used eyeballed it.

[01:11:13] Yeah, they do not feed, they don't have seizures.

[01:11:15] Who wants this first bite?

[01:11:17] Of course, it was already split.

[01:11:19] What?

[01:11:32] I don't know.

[01:11:34] Wait, is that a good thing?

[01:11:36] It tastes like mushrooms?

[01:11:41] Is there mushrooms?

[01:11:44] Guys, guys, isn't mushroom like mold?

[01:11:55] Yeah, but he put on a really old seasoning.

[01:12:02] It's good.

[01:12:07] Oh, seven.

[01:12:14] Guys, guys, if you're eating food and you say, I taste the mushrooms and there are

[01:12:21] no mushrooms, we're going to do a little bit of a test here.

[01:12:28] I think meaning you should not take a bite.

[01:12:30] Not anyway.

[01:12:30] Yeah.

[01:12:31] And we just see what happens to the rest of them.

[01:12:33] Will you get food poisoning?

[01:12:35] How's that, Simon?

[01:12:36] I mean, I'm starving.

[01:12:37] OK.

[01:12:38] There's a tall attack.

[01:12:44] Is that Yemo?

[01:12:44] Dude.

[01:12:46] I'm not even kidding.

[01:12:47] The steak is really good.

[01:12:48] Yeah.

[01:12:49] It's really good.

[01:12:50] Say you swear.

[01:12:53] I wouldn't say mushroom, but I feel spices.

[01:12:58] You want me to take a bite?

[01:12:59] Shit, shit.

[01:13:00] I mean, we can.

[01:13:01] No, it's super soft.

[01:13:02] is that not true or not?

[01:13:04] all right, I'll take a bite

[01:13:05] I feel like we should play a game last person to go to the bathroom and wait

[01:13:09] what?

[01:13:11] oh

[01:13:11] it's delicious, right?

[01:13:13] it's not mushroom, guys

[01:13:15] it's just the butter

[01:13:16] oh, what?

[01:13:19] that's not mushroom, damn, guys, you said it was mushroom?

[01:13:22] dude, brother

[01:13:25] that's delicious

[01:13:27] oh no, I might have snapped

[01:13:30] this is actually so good

[01:13:31] It's good.

[01:13:32] Let me cut out some pieces.

[01:13:34] Can you make some more tortillas?

[01:13:36] Oh, more of your life.

[01:13:37] Yes, sir.

[01:13:38] It's a little chewy.

[01:13:39] But it's, like, permanent?

[01:13:42] No.

[01:13:43] It's a little bit chewy just because the meat's a little bit old, but...

[01:13:45] What?

[01:13:46] How long is it?

[01:13:47] About three, four weeks?

[01:13:48] Two.

[01:13:49] That's good.

[01:13:53] You did a great job.

[01:13:54] Thank y'all.

[01:13:55] So I do have taco.

[01:13:56] A taco ready?

[01:13:57] Wow.

[01:13:58] So who's the judges here?

[01:14:00] One.

[01:14:01] Everybody?

[01:14:02] Yes.

[01:14:03] No?

[01:14:04] I'm not down to lie, I've been secretly judging the entire time.

[01:14:07] Okay.

[01:14:08] So what are your thoughts so far?

[01:14:09] What?

[01:14:10] Is Jason winning?

[01:14:11] No, I'm actually sort of impressed because making steak on a pan is kind of hard.

[01:14:15] You know, he's like making it.

[01:14:16] The chicken tastes really good as well.

[01:14:19] Really?

[01:14:20] Yeah, really good.

[01:14:21] Oh my god.

[01:14:22] I love how it's seasoned.

[01:14:23] Okay, sweet.

[01:14:24] We'll say lacy judge.

[01:14:25] How the fuck would lacy judge?

[01:14:26] We have to lie him down.

[01:14:31] It's not just about, okay, your chat's probably WGF.

[01:14:34] not just about that it's about everything that you put inside you know

[01:14:42] yeah

[01:14:45] I'm scared about this hinship bro

[01:14:58] I'm not kidding me fun as fuck yeah pictures of yourself you do I got one

[01:15:02] Yeah. Wait, is it like a dating account?

[01:15:06] He's not gonna get any likes!

[01:15:08] Yes, you will!

[01:15:10] Nick, am I ugly?

[01:15:12] No, isn't he just a really hard guy?

[01:15:14] He's bad ugly right now!

[01:15:16] Relax. We have pictures of him in a hot tub where he's like flexing his forearms.

[01:15:21] Am I ugly?

[01:15:22] He's gotta make his strengths to like pop out, you know?

[01:15:24] It's hard to get likes.

[01:15:26] I feel like for guys, no? That's why I've heard.

[01:15:28] Maybe the guys I've talked to.

[01:15:33] I'm so scared man. I'm like worried bro.

[01:15:42] What about what?

[01:15:43] Cause everyone's going to think I'm ugly on hinge.

[01:15:46] Why do they call you soy?

[01:15:49] I don't know.

[01:15:50] Probably because of the way I stand to be honest.

[01:15:52] I'm perfect.

[01:15:53] No it's like you can't do it but it's like this.

[01:15:57] Why do they call you a soy boy?

[01:15:59] Cause I stand like this?

[01:16:03] It's so comfortable dog. Try it.

[01:16:05] I love soy.

[01:16:06] Oh yeah.

[01:16:09] Isn't it comfortable?

[01:16:11] I mean, I'd rather have it in my size or in my pockets.

[01:16:14] Okay, that's where you're more comfortable, yeah.

[01:16:16] You know?

[01:16:18] That's okay.

[01:16:24] No one would say this is in the animes.

[01:16:26] The animes?

[01:16:30] The peon stains.

[01:16:35] Wait, is that what it's called?

[01:16:37] That's a taco. Give it a try, Emily.

[01:16:39] What's that?

[01:16:41] Here.

[01:16:43] Is it taco?

[01:16:45] Is that what it is?

[01:16:47] Is that a taco?

[01:16:49] Where's the what?

[01:16:50] The bell.

[01:16:51] The bell?

[01:16:52] Hilarious catching.

[01:16:53] That was a good one.

[01:16:57] Yep, it's catchy everybody.

[01:16:58] Should be here all day.

[01:16:59] Yep, yep, yep.

[01:17:00] Absolutely hilarious.

[01:17:01] I want a piece of that taco though.

[01:17:02] Can I make one for you right now, Doug?

[01:17:03] Wait, who's?

[01:17:04] There's another one by the way.

[01:17:05] Am I wrong?

[01:17:06] No, that's, that's feelings.

[01:17:07] Oh.

[01:17:08] Yeah, no one.

[01:17:09] Sorry.

[01:17:10] No one can take this one.

[01:17:11] I'm full.

[01:17:12] You don't like it?

[01:17:13] You hate it?

[01:17:14] Emily.

[01:17:15] I'm happy.

[01:17:16] I'm happy.

[01:17:17] I'm happy.

[01:17:18] I'm happy.

[01:17:19] I'm happy.

[01:17:20] I'm happy.

[01:17:21] Emily, you're like a Jason's here, I'm going to call you what you need to be called, a

[01:17:31] what?

[01:17:32] I said, whoa, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

[01:17:41] I'm sorry, that's on me.

[01:17:42] Emily, I'm sorry.

[01:17:43] It's okay.

[01:17:46] Damn.

[01:17:47] You know what she used to do to me when I was heavier, because I lost 50 pounds

[01:17:50] this year?

[01:17:51] She'd walk up to me, she poked me in the stump and called me fat.

[01:17:53] We lost 50 this year?

[01:17:54] Yeah.

[01:17:55] I would not...

[01:17:56] She could be...

[01:17:57] She'd be like, she'd be like, you fatty, fat, fat.

[01:17:59] I wouldn't say that.

[01:18:01] Isn't it?

[01:18:02] I would not.

[01:18:03] Yes.

[01:18:03] Very fat.

[01:18:04] Not China.

[01:18:05] No, I'm just like...

[01:18:07] Do you like the taco?

[01:18:09] You take ozempic?

[01:18:10] I like China.

[01:18:10] Oh my god, even your Chinese W is that...

[01:18:12] Ooh.

[01:18:14] I don't take ozempic, guys.

[01:18:15] It's something called self-control.

[01:18:16] Google it, bro.

[01:18:17] What do you think David Gargings is talking about?

[01:18:20] Running?

[01:18:23] No.

[01:18:24] Is that a thing to say?

[01:18:26] I mean I gotta give this to my buddy that's playing while in here.

[01:18:32] Oh, not the ESO, doesn't he?

[01:18:36] No.

[01:18:37] Well, it's the LACI method.

[01:18:40] So you like the taco, yeah?

[01:18:45] No, this is good.

[01:18:46] Not bad. Alright.

[01:18:47] This is good shit.

[01:18:49] Well Emily, you gotta pick a winner. Whoever gets the most votes on everyone wins.

[01:18:54] Oh, thank you.

[01:19:00] that's one for Jason you didn't have a mic I'm not gonna lie I haven't even had

[01:19:09] a taco therefore Jason gets the point I mean I'm still making it dog I don't

[01:19:16] know let me see let me see oh no we get it the way we got it we used a whole

[01:19:24] can of shit brother this is about 18,000 calories okay so Arthur you

[01:19:34] You can vote.

[01:19:39] You want more?

[01:19:40] Damn!

[01:19:41] She took it wrong!

[01:19:42] Oh my God!

[01:19:43] She saw it dripping and she just put it in her mouth.

[01:19:46] You're just inhaling sauces.

[01:19:47] I had my mouth open enough.

[01:19:50] Okay, I got you.

[01:19:51] I gotta say, Nick, this isn't bad.

[01:19:54] It's good.

[01:19:55] Okay.

[01:19:56] But you have made better ones.

[01:19:59] I genuinely expected Jason to fail on a pen to make this steak.

[01:20:03] I thought it was going to be dog shit.

[01:20:05] I kind of judged him on the side.

[01:20:07] But after having this meat in my mouth, it's really good.

[01:20:10] Not me, good.

[01:20:11] No, it's like hella soft.

[01:20:13] And it's really good to eat.

[01:20:14] Thank you.

[01:20:15] Say like a sauce.

[01:20:16] No, it's, yeah, I mean, yeah.

[01:20:18] I'm being honest, I would have picked a taco.

[01:20:20] So you're voting for a taco?

[01:20:21] Because the sauce is caring.

[01:20:24] Yeah, the sauce is caring.

[01:20:25] I would have picked a taco.

[01:20:26] It's Marie's $1,000 dresser.

[01:20:27] Not a hashtag, I have both switchers.

[01:20:29] So we got one for Jason, two for the taco.

[01:20:35] Oh, two for me.

[01:20:36] Sorry, two for Jason.

[01:20:37] You want it back?

[01:20:38] Sure.

[01:20:39] No.

[01:20:39] Wait, who'd you vote for?

[01:20:40] Two.

[01:20:41] Oh, it's the taco.

[01:20:42] So it's two for the taco, one for Jason, two for Jason, so it's tied.

[01:20:52] Wait, did you vote?

[01:20:53] You did.

[01:20:54] So for yourself.

[01:20:55] No, you voted against himself.

[01:20:57] He's doing nothing.

[01:20:58] I'm honest.

[01:21:00] Have you voted?

[01:21:01] Okay, you vote first.

[01:21:02] No, but I don't see the tie right here.

[01:21:04] It's the tie right here.

[01:21:05] I am biased because he has been cheating me this whole day in Austin, so I vote

[01:21:12] for the taco.

[01:21:13] Damn, no, I'm not gonna lie though

[01:21:18] This is so good

[01:21:23] Your name Nicholas you killed that no you killed that

[01:21:29] Nice I'm good shit

[01:21:36] You put the steak in the taco boom

[01:21:43] Yes

[01:21:45] I'm excited for you to find Nick, his future wife.

[01:21:48] So I'm going to see if it would be ever good.

[01:21:50] Wait, can we see their feet? Huh?

[01:21:52] Can we see their feet?

[01:21:53] I'll tell them now.

[01:21:54] Bye-bye!

[01:21:55] See you in a little while.

[01:21:56] Bye Emily.

[01:21:57] What's your key?

[01:21:58] Later.

[01:21:59] No, I'm just, I'm a, I'm a feet guy.

[01:22:01] Sure.

[01:22:02] You've had feet in your mouth before?

[01:22:04] Yeah.

[01:22:05] What, you haven't?

[01:22:06] I'm never, I don't judge, but I'm never having it.

[01:22:09] No feet?

[01:22:10] No.

[01:22:11] Have you done butt stuff?

[01:22:13] Not with a... no...

[01:22:15] Hold on.

[01:22:17] Hold on.

[01:22:19] Hold on. I have to... okay. Listen.

[01:22:21] Listen, Jason.

[01:22:23] Jason, Jason, hear me out.

[01:22:25] Here, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chill.

[01:22:27] Chat?

[01:22:29] Chat? I am 33.

[01:22:31] And when you get older,

[01:22:33] sometimes...

[01:22:35] What do you mean?

[01:22:37] You doing this, guys?

[01:22:39] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:22:41] Myself

[01:22:43] You're stuck something up your ass. I had a leakage

[01:22:47] Problem I got so I got something to stay my ass to that hemorrhoid. I had to put a pill in my ass

[01:22:52] Exactly. It's the same thing same thing boom same shit. Same shit. Yeah, the same shit. Yeah, that's different though

[01:22:57] That's not like that's not sexual

[01:23:00] Well, I didn't feel bad right? No, but it's kind of awkward right

[01:23:09] Yeah

[01:23:11] And then you just went home?

[01:23:13] I don't know, I stayed for a bit.

[01:23:15] I think it was so small.

[01:23:17] No, that's not called that.

[01:23:19] It's pretty good.

[01:23:23] This one might be a little warmer.

[01:23:25] Oh, that's okay. But I gotta say,

[01:23:27] I know, people don't believe me,

[01:23:29] but I've never had anything up my ass.

[01:23:31] Yeah?

[01:23:33] I mean, I didn't think you did.

[01:23:35] I'm not quiet, I'm just quiet because I'm eating.

[01:23:37] The only butt stuff I've done is like,

[01:23:39] I think I have...

[01:23:41] but it felt like a little nub sticking out of my butt

[01:23:43] I have no idea

[01:23:44] It is? Well I just took it back in and pushed it back inside

[01:23:47] What?

[01:23:48] You pushed it back in?

[01:23:49] Yeah

[01:23:50] I took it in

[01:23:51] So this is what happens in the potteries community?

[01:23:53] We've been here for so long it's all about butt stuff

[01:23:55] Yeah, yeah

[01:23:57] I'm sorry

[01:23:58] Oh no I'm not in

[01:23:59] I'm feeling right at home

[01:24:01] Oh my god

[01:24:03] Was that what you and the phase boys be up to?

[01:24:06] Nah man

[01:24:07] I've seen my homies ass

[01:24:09] Oh

[01:24:12] Oh

[01:24:14] You saw asshole. I've seen lacy's ass. I've seen Ron's ass

[01:24:21] No, I just flashed

[01:24:25] Yeah, it's like

[01:24:33] This is like, you know in high school when you had the snapchat group chats

[01:24:36] and Jason there's like ball Jason Jason went out well I was in high school they

[01:24:43] didn't have phones yet yeah yeah it was a it was a next tell next time damn

[01:24:55] your oldest fuck she was in black and white yeah so what did you have for your

[01:25:02] childhood you got to play with fucking cards who went outside no way no fucking

[01:25:08] way yeah I can skateboard I can play hockey and everything oh see

[01:25:14] I can't fucking comprehend that better mental state than other streamers yes I

[01:25:19] wasn't on the computer all that I sure was but I don't mean to flex but I saw

[01:25:23] the best of both words I was like right in between when I was young no phones

[01:25:28] maybe a Nokia break but then at the end iPhone 4 I'm not gonna lie we're saving

[01:25:37] that steak I mean this year later oh yeah yeah brother you killed it yeah

[01:25:42] can we get some hearts for fan fan by the way chat she got the dogs out and she

[01:25:47] doesn't care we appreciate that shit yeah okay brother now this is good eats so

[01:26:00] So how do we do this handshift?

[01:26:02] We need to hop on the desktop.

[01:26:06] You know, let's view.

[01:26:08] You have an app where you can show your phone on a PC?

[01:26:11] No, but we can set it up.

[01:26:13] Yeah, it's easy.

[01:26:14] You know how to do it?

[01:26:15] Yeah, I know how to do it.

[01:26:16] Who's phone are you using?

[01:26:17] Yours.

[01:26:18] Mine?

[01:26:19] Yes.

[01:26:19] Do things pop up?

[01:26:21] No.

[01:26:21] Do you follow the other stuff?

[01:26:22] You follow the other stuff.

[01:26:23] When you open LesView, that's the app that you use.

[01:26:30] Is that an Android thing?

[01:26:33] Or an iPhone?

[01:26:33] You can do either.

[01:26:35] You can put it down on your phone.

[01:26:37] How do you do not disturb?

[01:26:39] He doesn't know how to turn on flash, turn on AirDrop,

[01:26:42] so you have to walk him through and turn it off.

[01:26:44] OK, so if someone texts me, it's not going to pop up.

[01:26:47] Yeah.

[01:26:47] I need notifications to pop up.

[01:26:48] No, yeah.

[01:26:49] It won't.

[01:26:50] It won't.

[01:26:51] OK.

[01:26:53] Old as hell.

[01:26:55] I'm sorry, man.

[01:26:57] I'm going to be tech guy.

[01:26:58] Yeah, when it comes to tech, like my stream.

[01:27:00] Oh, about my stream yesterday.

[01:27:02] Yeah, that was your stream, you know?

[01:27:05] So listen, like we're not dating or anything,

[01:27:07] so I'm not going to give you the keys to the car.

[01:27:10] But you did it fun like what through hours trying to fix it.

[01:27:12] Well, that was for her?

[01:27:14] That's so cute.

[01:27:15] Well, I mean, not.

[01:27:16] It worked.

[01:27:17] I don't know, your mustache.

[01:27:18] Yeah, I'll put it down.

[01:27:20] It ain't going down, down, down.

[01:27:22] They can't see.

[01:27:23] Can we turn the podcast room?

[01:27:25] Turn it on?

[01:27:25] Yeah.

[01:27:25] Oh, yeah, yeah.

[01:27:26] We'll use the podcast room.

[01:27:27] Yeah, well the good news is well how was that gay he had an ancient riz wait

[01:27:39] what are they saying is that they're saying gay

[01:27:43] That's your mustache.

[01:27:45] What's that, Gary?

[01:27:45] I didn't mean to lie here.

[01:27:47] I thought it was sweet.

[01:27:49] That's so good.

[01:27:50] I'm not spurping, though.

[01:27:52] Oh, cool.

[01:27:53] Yeah, it's not bad, right?

[01:27:55] So, um, nah, this is great eats.

[01:28:01] Yeah, great eats.

[01:28:03] So we're up to the pot.

[01:28:04] Oh, fuck.

[01:28:04] Oh, fuck, it's over my thing.

[01:28:06] Here.

[01:28:07] Look, I don't know if this is good.

[01:28:09] Here, here, here.

[01:28:12] You're so considerate.

[01:28:14] Of course, man.

[01:28:15] Oh my god.

[01:28:17] Dude, they're raising them right these days, you know?

[01:28:21] Consider it.

[01:28:22] Thanks.

[01:28:23] W Mans.

[01:28:24] Why y'all saying ISO?

[01:28:26] Is it what's ISO 101?

[01:28:27] Yes.

[01:28:31] Wait.

[01:28:32] My chat.

[01:28:33] Why don't you guys ever spam in unison?

[01:28:37] Like, people must be having full-on paragraphs in mind

[01:28:39] talking about their whole life.

[01:28:40] And y'all just be like, ISO, you know?

[01:28:45] I'm like, ah man, bro, stolen laptop, stolen Wi-Fi.

[01:28:52] He doesn't even know what that means.

[01:28:53] I do, actually.

[01:28:54] Really?

[01:28:55] Try hard, seven.

[01:28:56] Oh, shit!

[01:28:58] You know Try Hard Seven?

[01:28:59] I'm tapped in.

[01:29:00] Oh my God, bro.

[01:29:01] I used to watch Twitch a lot.

[01:29:03] You know, like every 10 years,

[01:29:04] like the IQ like raises,

[01:29:05] I think you're just on that natural,

[01:29:07] smarter like area to.

[01:29:09] Maybe.

[01:29:09] Nah, I was just an internet kid.

[01:29:12] Damn.

[01:29:13] Will you get some Try Hard Sevens?

[01:29:15] Nah, yeah, it used to be a big, you know.

[01:29:18] What was your shit?

[01:29:19] I'll probably, check the following in your chat.

[01:29:22] You've been following me?

[01:29:23] I think for a minute.

[01:29:24] No way.

[01:29:25] I think so.

[01:29:26] Check.

[01:29:27] How?

[01:29:28] Can you go to your dashboard?

[01:29:31] Can I just type it in here?

[01:29:33] Yeah, maybe.

[01:29:34] Is that right?

[01:29:37] Two years.

[01:29:38] Oh my God, he's been here for two years.

[01:29:42] Since you were 18, you've been following.

[01:29:44] Nah, yeah, I used to tap in, seeing you, seeing the dual PC streams, I used to pick my feet

[01:29:52] up and down, just watching y'all stream and, you know.

[01:29:56] And now you're here killing yourself, huh?

[01:29:57] Huh?

[01:29:58] Killing it yourself.

[01:29:59] Oh, I thought you said killing myself.

[01:30:01] I don't know why I say that.

[01:30:03] Nah, man, yeah.

[01:30:04] That's actually awesome.

[01:30:05] Yeah.

[01:30:06] Let's fucking go, dude.

[01:30:07] I'm a Twitcher.

[01:30:08] Oh, is that what it's called?

[01:30:09] Twitchers?

[01:30:10] Mm-hmm.

[01:30:11] No, I'm the other one.

[01:30:12] Oh my God.

[01:30:14] That's crazy.

[01:30:17] My your frog.

[01:30:18] Yeah, no, I was, I was, I didn't know that,

[01:30:20] that's what that's called.

[01:30:22] My your frog.

[01:30:23] I'm a, I used to be a millennia, like,

[01:30:26] please where is a millennia have a guy?

[01:30:30] I wanted to get married.

[01:30:31] My millennia?

[01:30:32] Yeah.

[01:30:33] I wanted y'all to get married

[01:30:34] and have like five children in a big house,

[01:30:36] maybe start a family channel.

[01:30:39] Shit.

[01:30:42] But, you know, that's the thing about life.

[01:30:46] Sometimes you don't get what you want,

[01:30:49] and sometimes what you envision won't happen.

[01:30:53] And that's the beauty of it as well,

[01:30:54] because once a door closes, another one opens.

[01:31:00] Oh my God, you're so right.

[01:31:03] Like, maybe a door in the Philippines opens up for me.

[01:31:08] Ah, you're mad at me right now.

[01:31:10] I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm kidding guys, I'm kidding guys, the power dynamic.

[01:31:22] You know, power dynamic.

[01:31:24] I'm kidding.

[01:31:25] Rich ass laugh, holy shit, you didn't even notice, you really laughed like a rich guy.

[01:31:30] I mean, over under five million in the making of it.

[01:31:36] I mean it was over.

[01:31:37] It was?

[01:31:38] I'm just fucking around.

[01:31:39] Nothing really does happen.

[01:31:44] Man, brother, let me try.

[01:31:46] Wait, no, not Manny.

[01:31:47] No, no, no, no.

[01:31:49] But she did earn half everything she had made though.

[01:31:52] Because she was half the content.

[01:31:55] So, you know, deserved, absolutely deserved.

[01:31:58] She carried me to what this is today.

[01:32:04] And I'm pretty sure she came back

[01:32:06] and she streamed at the same time as me.

[01:32:08] Everyone would watch her instead.

[01:32:09] I'm gonna bet she could she could in my career just like that

[01:32:15] She she she could

[01:32:23] Do I know for certain bro, what?

[01:32:31] Appreciate the experience. I wouldn't change for the world and I will always love her

[01:32:36] I'm ready all right we're going to stay with how many get through is it 100

[01:33:14] bro it's all good you just formed a hundred get to subs you know what you

[01:33:21] fucking art. I fucking know what you are. I know exactly what you are. I know exactly what you are, bro.

[01:33:27] I don't fucking know what you are.

[01:33:29] You're scaring me. You're scaring me.

[01:33:33] I'm mad sad too.

[01:33:37] It's all good here. I'm gonna send this upstairs.

[01:33:41] Arthur, can you show Jason where to go?

[01:33:45] How long have I been live for? Do you stream all day? How do you do it, man?

[01:33:49] because you're 20, you got that youngblood.

[01:33:53] Yeah, we're gonna go.

[01:33:54] It should hear us, even if we use...

[01:34:56] Propanities, hello.

[01:34:57] Wait, this is the setup?

[01:34:58] Yeah, you can sit on either seat.

[01:35:00] Actually, this one is better because Nick is using

[01:35:02] the keyboard itself.

[01:35:04] This one?

[01:35:05] Yeah, that's better.

[01:35:06] What the fuck?

[01:35:07] Well, what is the other side as well?

[01:35:08] Yeah, please.

[01:35:11] What are you doing, a fucking podcast?

[01:35:14] I'm a little too short for this mic.

[01:35:21] Oh, this setup is crazy!

[01:35:25] Here's the app too.

[01:35:29] Whatever app you set up, I think you set it up.

[01:35:31] All the app?

[01:35:34] Talktula!

[01:35:36] You know, I got invited to the Talktula podcast.

[01:35:39] You didn't forget to do it?

[01:35:44] Hell yeah.

[01:35:51] Who's a dog?

[01:35:55] Who's a cute boy?

[01:35:57] Okay, so with the app, didn't they already downloaded it from your notebook, uh-uh, what is the code again?

[01:36:18] Uh, I have the 3 share one. Oh the 3 share one? Oh you download your PC? Oh the PC? Okay, and Hinge?

[01:36:29] Hinge? Yeah, download hinge.

[01:36:31] Hinge.

[01:36:36] Yeah.

[01:36:42] Oh my god, it's actual dating app, bro.

[01:36:44] Have you been on Hinge?

[01:36:46] Bro.

[01:36:48] Let me turn up my ads, okay?

[01:36:50] Turn up your ads?

[01:36:52] Oh, yeah, thank you.

[01:36:54] Bro.

[01:36:56] So, this is my first dating app

[01:36:58] I've installed

[01:37:00] ever in my life.

[01:37:02] Because keep in mind when I got in a relationship

[01:37:04] When I got in a relationship, these things did not exist.

[01:37:09] Yeah, there was no Tinder, there was none of this stuff, man.

[01:37:12] Like, you know, this is, they did.

[01:37:15] I mean, well, like, no one used them.

[01:37:17] So.

[01:37:19] Wow.

[01:37:20] Yeah.

[01:37:22] Tinder existed 10 years ago.

[01:37:24] Did it?

[01:37:25] It was huge in 2014.

[01:37:28] Oh my bad, I just, I never even had it though.

[01:37:30] So.

[01:37:33] What, what, what are you saying, man, ugly?

[01:37:35] What are you saying in a good way?

[01:37:37] in a good way, yeah, and I say it, so.

[01:37:41] Remember when you said Matt Ugly,

[01:37:42] and then Katya was like, he's not ugly?

[01:37:44] Yeah, that's exactly why I say it.

[01:37:46] Yeah.

[01:37:47] She doesn't think you're ugly.

[01:37:49] That's a good sign.

[01:37:50] Unless you're still in that stage

[01:37:55] where you just don't want to be in a relationship,

[01:37:57] which you are not.

[01:37:58] Well, like, I don't know about it.

[01:38:00] Well, I'm not trying to be in a relationship,

[01:38:02] but like, I'm tired of like, touching myself.

[01:38:06] What'd you say?

[01:38:08] I'm tired of it man, I'm tired of it, tired of it.

[01:38:13] So, what's the youngest age you would go for?

[01:38:17] Like, what's the cut off for you?

[01:38:19] Like, 25 maybe?

[01:38:22] Plus?

[01:38:23] That's good.

[01:38:26] I mean, you gotta be able to like, rent a car, right?

[01:38:28] Hmm.

[01:38:29] I don't know, 30?

[01:38:31] 30?

[01:38:33] I don't know.

[01:38:34] That's perfect.

[01:38:36] Like,

[01:38:37] You have the F, right?

[01:38:38] as it's installing

[01:38:46] uh... seem to say what

[01:38:53] what do you mean getting my picks out

[01:38:55] like the pictures that you want to put on your

[01:38:59] i have to go through my photos

[01:39:02] you can do it now

[01:39:03] or can you see me some photos of me

[01:39:07] you know

[01:39:11] met i'm worried about some of the phone screen on on on stream

[01:39:15] well i got you know here that's not to be shown to people

[01:39:19] if you're going to call the app

[01:39:20] they go full screen

[01:39:22] okay

[01:39:26] uh...

[01:39:27] yeah

[01:39:30] what about a photo of me and me and catchy

[01:39:33] uh...

[01:39:35] That's a shitty ass photo, but that's how I look man

[01:39:40] Okay

[01:39:52] Yeah

[01:39:59] It's going

[01:40:08] Maybe it's a turn on show yours first. Oh wait, just connect. Okay, dude am I just like

[01:40:25] bro I'm not okay yeah okay this is embarrassing chat stop laughing my chat

[01:40:33] stop laughing Jason's chat you can laugh

[01:40:38] I am not

[01:40:43] I mean you should just share it how do you share it which one is it yeah what

[01:40:54] the fuck are you the tech guy you don't know this not I mean I built this

[01:41:02] whole text that up in the house yeah how do you I don't use my phone for

[01:41:06] anything but the phone is like take that's tech oh man dude am I washed I

[01:41:12] need to lock it in oh wait I see it yeah what the f now you can go like a

[01:41:31] show my... my... hitch

[01:41:34] there's women on there

[01:41:40] do you... do you do like a display capture on there? how do you get it?

[01:41:43] uh... yeah display capture

[01:41:47] we can't see, yeah, we're about to show a chart

[01:41:49] yo, this setup is mad complicated, like, I'm looking at f***ing

[01:41:52] three TVs right now, what the f***?

[01:41:54] I'm sorry

[01:41:55] no no no, that's good though

[01:41:57] this is the type of production I need

[01:42:00] display capture or window capture?

[01:42:02] yeah, try a window first

[01:42:05] so why do you get this app going?

[01:42:09] let me just close on my ship before like some shit you pop it up

[01:42:12] yeah don't fool scram or do the same thing

[01:42:16] no no no no no don't just do it because the way it works is gonna show what the

[01:42:19] steamer mode is

[01:42:22] and now it's to that to you?

[01:42:24] yeah?

[01:42:24] yeah

[01:42:27] oh my god

[01:42:28] yeah!

[01:42:30] it was perfect!

[01:42:31] nah, I'm luck, let me scoot it

[01:42:34] oh my god, alright, c'mon

[01:42:37] uh, brah, I'm so nervous

[01:42:39] but like, how do you talk to people on this app?

[01:42:42] do they have a cell phone number?

[01:42:43] uh... no, look, there's a chat, there's a chat

[01:42:47] now we're really doing it

[01:42:49] oh wait, I have my chat on the top left

[01:42:52] someone's gonna put it there

[01:42:55] you wanna move this in?

[01:42:58] we can go over here

[01:43:00] we just gotta move down

[01:43:02] thank you, Arthur

[01:43:03] let me look at anything

[01:43:05] do you need any, like, I don't know

[01:43:06] different water?

[01:43:07] no, man, thank you, thank you

[01:43:09] wait, can you take Kevin?

[01:43:10] yeah, Kevin

[01:43:11] do you need anything to drink, Nick?

[01:43:12] no, is that?

[01:43:14] i feel like about to get fucked up

[01:43:18] okay but i need to like sign up right

[01:43:20] so i should probably don't close for a second

[01:43:23] so you should mind this for a second

[01:43:26] mind robot

[01:43:27] we have to get rid of it

[01:43:28] people rated it as ass, okay? so i'm not

[01:43:30] i use the app a lot

[01:43:32] okay

[01:43:33] yeah

[01:43:34] uh...

[01:43:37] so

[01:43:38] you was saying that zesty was the first one but i think it's a good fucking picture

[01:43:41] i think you look a little bit zesty

[01:43:44] what they mean by this. Nowadays girls like feminine features on guys. Shut up. Yeah.

[01:43:54] No, but in your age range I don't think that's true. Your chat's question marking. I mean

[01:44:02] they don't get girls up. Are you sure? Listen, anyways, alright next one. Wait, I recently

[01:44:10] discovered that women have period cramps. It's corny but girls like corny, alright,

[01:44:14] Right in my age range, okay, so your profile will be completely different than mine

[01:44:18] So I should if you're 48 yeah putting I recently discovered women have period cramps

[01:44:23] Yeah, no woman is probably gonna swipe up on you right okay

[01:44:28] Okay, yeah

[01:44:30] My vulnerable side. Oh, you're showing emotions. Yeah

[01:44:38] I can turn down

[01:44:41] You just need to jump into a crowd

[01:44:43] oh my god I think out on the fact that woman are the epitome of art see that's

[01:44:51] some shit you could put it but I don't even know isn't it isn't it isn't it

[01:44:56] epitome I don't want to be that guy when I'm

[01:45:02] pretty sure that's epitome fuck again I did not make this okay I think I think

[01:45:14] Maybe QD helps you out. No, I think it was either

[01:45:17] Edward or was it Hassan Hassan?

[01:45:21] Who was it?

[01:45:23] Edward all right, then we got you know, you know this photo

[01:45:29] And we got oh

[01:45:32] Love well me. You know y'all picture of me and Valkyrie because this one helps

[01:45:37] People see this is like he was Valkyrie that I gave matches

[01:45:40] Okay, so who should I use?

[01:45:43] I know Ray.

[01:45:48] Should I fly over to L.A. and take a photo with her?

[01:45:53] Why are they saying Lelina?

[01:45:56] You want me to use my ex?

[01:45:58] No, no, no.

[01:46:00] The song?

[01:46:01] No, do not put yourself next to a song.

[01:46:04] Why?

[01:46:05] Because do not...

[01:46:08] But ladies love a song.

[01:46:09] Exactly.

[01:46:10] Oh

[01:46:15] Oh, by the way, it's better if the mic's closer to your mouth. Thank you. Yeah

[01:46:21] All right

[01:46:23] Okay, then I have this one

[01:46:26] All right, I think that's I think that's good. That's cute. Yeah. Thanks, man

[01:46:30] But you know that's besides the point. Yeah, I got some matches

[01:46:34] Okay, so how does this work? So like if you if you pick one of them they have to talk to you

[01:46:39] I don't have to okay, so they have choices

[01:46:46] You know I you know some likes some who's that

[01:46:51] judge your dream

[01:46:53] J ran. Yeah, and I got some chats. I'm a I'm a

[01:46:57] Chatting is that they're discord shit

[01:47:00] Yeah, and I'd be asking for discourse. Okay. Oh, I see I don't have discord

[01:47:05] Yeah, my one of my lines is what's your discord and I just leaked it. Oh, so you're telling me that you have talking

[01:47:11] You've you've spoken to every single one of these ladies

[01:47:15] Yeah, I mean is that normal do normal people do that?

[01:47:19] You know sometimes you get bored

[01:47:22] like I don't know what?

[01:47:27] Do you know who that was?

[01:47:30] listen

[01:47:32] 10 inches. It was bad. Listen, I used to use this app a lot, but I don't use it anymore.

[01:47:37] I'm a tired, hidden user. But let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, uh, let's, uh,

[01:47:47] stay away from me.

[01:47:48] Okay.

[01:47:49] It's on you now. So this is my profile. I showed mine and now it's, now it's your

[01:47:53] turn. Okay. So get that out of the way before, you know, you get the, get the basic

[01:47:57] shit. Unless you want to show these, this part.

[01:48:00] No, no, no, it's okay.

[01:48:01] I'm not that part, but I'll start asking, like, if you drink or you smoke.

[01:48:08] Okay, once we get there, I can show it.

[01:48:10] Jason's ran through.

[01:48:12] Believe it or not, I have one body.

[01:48:15] Now, that's mad believable, to be honest.

[01:48:17] A body's mean like someone you've been with?

[01:48:19] Yep.

[01:48:20] Okay.

[01:48:21] Guess how many I have at 33?

[01:48:23] Uh, one.

[01:48:27] You're only...

[01:48:29] You go with one?

[01:48:30] Maybe three.

[01:48:35] less

[01:48:37] well between one and three dog

[01:48:39] who

[01:48:42] yep

[01:48:43] for so is quarter

[01:48:49] she was great

[01:48:53] i could

[01:48:57] do you know what

[01:48:59] stratton

[01:49:01] uh...

[01:49:02] the most of the same

[01:49:05] uh...

[01:49:06] k

[01:49:10] uh...

[01:49:11] so put my date of birth near i shouldn't lie right

[01:49:15] uh... now

[01:49:16] unless you don't show it

[01:49:17] dammit says you're thirty three

[01:49:34] do i say where i live

[01:49:36] uh...

[01:49:37] yeah you couldn't you couldn't

[01:49:43] okay

[01:49:47] yeah

[01:49:53] right now

[01:49:57] your pronouns

[01:49:58] yeah

[01:50:01] is it he him

[01:50:04] well what are your pronouns

[01:50:07] what is his

[01:50:09] I never heard he him his

[01:50:13] V? oh my god

[01:50:16] what are these? I've never seen this one

[01:50:18] I've never seen that one

[01:50:20] A-E?

[01:50:20] just click this

[01:50:23] okay okay

[01:50:25] uh...

[01:50:26] which gender best describes you

[01:50:29] we match data using three but broad gender groups you can add more

[01:50:33] okay

[01:50:35] i want to make it if i click the wrong one here isn't the whole thing get

[01:50:37] thrown off

[01:50:38] well i mean are you a man or a woman are you non-binary?

[01:50:41] uh... i don't know

[01:50:42] um...

[01:50:44] sexuality

[01:50:45] do you want to show this

[01:50:48] i mean i don't know is it going to ask for my address again from my phone number

[01:50:51] okay

[01:50:53] let's uh... let's let's turn yours off and turn mine on

[01:50:56] how do we do this

[01:51:00] okay okay

[01:51:02] where's your sexuality uh...

[01:51:04] straights

[01:51:10] but no

[01:51:14] okay uh...

[01:51:15] what

[01:51:15] uh... dude

[01:51:17] uh... okay we'll go next on that one

[01:51:21] uh...

[01:51:22] who do you want to date

[01:51:24] uh...

[01:51:25] Oh, I'm so scared, Jason, I'm so scared.

[01:51:29] Woman, please, please, please.

[01:51:32] What type of relationship are you looking for?

[01:51:34] What is that?

[01:51:37] It's like Monopoly.

[01:51:40] OK, we'll play that one.

[01:51:42] Or you could figure out my relationship type.

[01:51:44] No, no, I don't want to be in some sort of weird sort

[01:51:47] of throttle situation or whatever.

[01:51:48] Do you have any conch allegations?

[01:51:56] I mean, yeah, but they're not true.

[01:51:58] I mean, I think everyone does.

[01:51:59] We are true.

[01:52:01] Talking to Mike.

[01:52:03] Sorry.

[01:52:03] Sorry about that.

[01:52:04] This is the way it works.

[01:52:05] You see how it kind of happens like this?

[01:52:07] You gave it like a rich shirt.

[01:52:09] Yeah, you got it.

[01:52:11] So what is your dating intention?

[01:52:12] Life partner?

[01:52:13] Sure.

[01:52:14] Long-term relationship?

[01:52:15] Sure.

[01:52:16] Long-term open and short?

[01:52:17] I don't think it's like one.

[01:52:19] Yeah, just click long-term.

[01:52:21] You want to get married and shit.

[01:52:22] Long-term.

[01:52:25] say it says share more about what you're looking for in your own words

[01:52:29] i am so alone

[01:52:32] no

[01:52:34] what are you doing

[01:52:35] go back i cry myself okay

[01:52:39] okay no okay you don't need that you don't need that

[01:52:42] okay how tall are you i'm five ten

[01:52:46] okay now now you're running up two inches

[01:52:50] i cannot lie why not i cannot say i'm six foot why not

[01:52:53] My shit says I'm 5'10".

[01:52:56] I'm not 5'10".

[01:52:58] Dude, I feel like if I put 6' on here,

[01:53:02] then the relationship is already cooked originally because I'm lying to start.

[01:53:06] No, it's not.

[01:53:08] But the thing is...

[01:53:10] Do you even care about how tall you are?

[01:53:11] Your goal is to meet them in person and then

[01:53:15] that's when you get the real first impression.

[01:53:17] Okay, but they look at me and they know I'm not 6' and they're like,

[01:53:19] Okay, that's not true. You can pull a six foot when you're 5'10 you have shoes on

[01:53:26] She would shoes on your 511 and then you rounded up okay

[01:53:30] Can we say just five ten five eleven okay five eleven I feel like I'm fucking lying dude. Oh

[01:53:38] What's your ethnicity oh

[01:53:40] You're black and white they don't have that option. No you put both

[01:53:45] Can I check both yeah black and white?

[01:53:48] there you go easy glad either do you have children no what what are your

[01:53:57] plans want children yeah want children now what where's your home to Detroit

[01:54:05] oh Detroit Michigan where do I work millionaire is that what you're supposed

[01:54:17] to put I mean hey whatever works I'm not gonna put that there be like unemployed

[01:54:26] self-employed self-employed self-employed oh shit sorry okay what's your job

[01:54:39] title tech tech tech no one your age gonna be like oh social media like that's

[01:54:46] attractive just be like technically I'm a CCO of a company there you go there you go

[01:54:53] CEO no CCO entrepreneur okay where did I go to school you don't need to have that

[01:55:01] you can skip it I mean I did it's gonna show in your profile you can no I used to

[01:55:07] stream from that school what's the highest level you attained does that

[01:55:12] I mean, I finished.

[01:55:14] I mean, it says high school, undergrad, or postgrad.

[01:55:17] So, you think?

[01:55:18] I'm just going to lie on that one.

[01:55:20] I went to school for four years college.

[01:55:22] I didn't finish.

[01:55:23] OK.

[01:55:25] But we lied.

[01:55:26] What are your religious beliefs?

[01:55:28] What's angostic?

[01:55:30] Agnostic?

[01:55:31] What's that?

[01:55:33] For sure it means like you believe in God,

[01:55:38] but you don't know.

[01:55:40] Like you believe in a higher shit.

[01:55:44] I think that's what it means.

[01:55:45] Like you're believing in a higher power,

[01:55:47] but you don't have a specific.

[01:55:48] I'm just gonna prefer not to say.

[01:55:50] Yeah, that's a good one.

[01:55:51] What are your political beliefs?

[01:55:52] Oh.

[01:55:55] Are you a Libby?

[01:56:01] What, well, I've never voted for a losing president.

[01:56:07] So you voted for Trump?

[01:56:10] I'm not, no.

[01:56:11] I didn't vote that year.

[01:56:13] okay but every year about it uh... the person voted for one

[01:56:17] you could put prefer not to say

[01:56:19] i get that you don't

[01:56:22] do i drink sometimes

[01:56:25] do i smoke tobacco

[01:56:28] do i smoke weed

[01:56:30] do i use drugs

[01:56:32] show you go

[01:56:34] here you go now it's time

[01:56:37] now it's show off the person behind the profile with pics videos and prompts

[01:56:40] now it's not a big

[01:56:41] i need your photo okay or do you see me some photos of me

[01:56:46] she sent me one

[01:56:49] a look

[01:56:50] okay yeah just add all those

[01:56:53] okay so it now we're gonna show you all when we add the pictures

[01:56:57] dude i'm gonna be honest i'm so ugly

[01:57:00] no you're mad

[01:57:02] uh... man

[01:57:04] no one is going to hit yes on me and if it is it's probably some do you have

[01:57:07] more confidence in yourself as a forty five year old man you have to

[01:57:10] I'm so ugly

[01:57:19] It's over which one first your first one should be a sumo cake

[01:57:31] Loki this is that one's fire. Okay, and then this

[01:57:34] I don't know, I just wrote one.

[01:57:40] Yeah, and then just do a one by one.

[01:57:42] Okay.

[01:57:44] Uh, this, I guess.

[01:57:48] So I said be careful on the hinge, I got scammed.

[01:57:51] How did you get scammed on the hinge?

[01:57:54] Yeah.

[01:57:57] How do you get scammed?

[01:57:59] Do you have to pay for this?

[01:58:00] No.

[01:58:01] But if you want unlimited swipes, yeah, you got to pay.

[01:58:04] I have hinge X, I can't buy.

[01:58:06] Is it expensive?

[01:58:08] It's like 20 bucks. That's nothing for a guy like you

[01:58:11] Yeah

[01:58:13] Catfish is scam. I mean if you're really falling for a catfish like oh cash out me to do this

[01:58:20] Kind of deserve to get scanned

[01:58:27] Show screen where we're gonna show screen after he adds all the photos

[01:58:31] Not gonna lie. I don't know if the twitch calm badge one is a good photo really I mean, but you're you're you're out of photos, so

[01:58:39] Man

[01:58:41] Do I take a selfie real quick?

[01:58:44] No.

[01:58:45] Can I put a picture of Arthur on there?

[01:58:46] No.

[01:58:47] What, me and her?

[01:58:49] No.

[01:58:50] No?

[01:58:51] You and another girl, why would anyone swipe, why would anyone swipe to that?

[01:58:56] Cause it shows like, get bitches.

[01:58:57] Maybe...

[01:58:59] I mean, you have like a funny get-first.

[01:59:01] Or send me a picture of my car.

[01:59:03] Yeah, there we go.

[01:59:06] Wait, what do you drive?

[01:59:07] I drive Nissan GT-R and I drive a Cali-Cescalade.

[01:59:10] Nah, you got it. You got it.

[01:59:14] Well, I don't drive as a McLaren into the side of the wall.

[01:59:21] I think I know that reference, but could you explain it?

[01:59:27] That guy, the 20-year-old?

[01:59:31] What's his name? Jack?

[01:59:33] Oh, Jack D'Arty.

[01:59:35] Yeah.

[01:59:37] That was a weirdo.

[01:59:39] Yeah. What do you drive?

[01:59:41] uh, Audi R7.

[01:59:45] Damn, okay.

[01:59:46] 2021.

[01:59:47] Let's go.

[01:59:48] That's a nice car.

[01:59:50] Um, what about this one?

[01:59:54] What the fuck?

[01:59:56] No.

[01:59:57] He just showed me a picture of him with a green screen of people keeping cotton.

[02:00:11] Uh, uh, listen, listen, I'm from a different time on the internet, okay?

[02:00:16] No, no.

[02:00:18] In the simulator. All right, let me let me search. I'm a search in PLO. I don't have I don't have many photos of myself

[02:00:25] Why could Arthur give me a

[02:00:27] Arthur

[02:00:30] Can we get a charger?

[02:00:32] What about that?

[02:00:33] Hell, no, okay

[02:00:36] Fuck no, what about that one? Oh fuck no, okay? Oh

[02:00:42] man

[02:00:44] You have like a meme or something like a carpet that carpet would be perfect. Oh, how about this one? This is the best I got

[02:00:54] All right good enough

[02:01:03] Thank you

[02:01:06] Yep, okay. Okay, so now now we now we can connect it to the

[02:01:12] Yeah, can you just connect yours? And I go here like like this I go this

[02:01:21] why is it why tap starting out your phone to initiate I don't know why it is that this

[02:01:34] is not clean oh no do I have to scan a QR code or something no do I need this app on my phone

[02:01:46] for it to work well maybe maybe I have the app I don't know I have to let me try so I should

[02:01:53] like are you in the right way yes it's called Jack they're about to get fried on this app

[02:02:02] like truly you guys believe it VPN I think my VPN off but I think I got it I

[02:02:32] got it all right I'm nervous chat Jason check give me some advice what do I do

[02:02:41] it's like do I have to like do I have to like pick women like it's like I'm gonna

[02:02:47] go find like a cow to slaughter or something oh it worked yeah you just

[02:02:53] You're saying Raze.

[02:02:58] Yeah, let's see your type in women.

[02:03:01] I'm actually kind of interested.

[02:03:04] Okay.

[02:03:06] Okay, here we go.

[02:03:09] Write your profile answers.

[02:03:11] Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go.

[02:03:13] Select a prompt.

[02:03:16] Okay.

[02:03:18] Oh, it's like what you had.

[02:03:20] Yeah.

[02:03:22] Dating me is like typical Sunday. If I was a 30 year old and I was looking for a man

[02:03:31] I would like a man that is educated and wise I

[02:03:37] Go crazy for feet. No you why would that be the first thing? That's what your chat is saying

[02:03:44] My simple pleasures

[02:03:46] What's your life goal?

[02:03:48] Well, I've achieved all my life goals essentially except for starting a family

[02:03:51] like there's no way you can that can't be the because you're gonna look for a

[02:03:54] bunch of baby crazy people it's like that's not what you want right I like

[02:03:57] gold mine is to travel the world with someone that I truly cared for that's

[02:04:02] some old head shit to be honest so let me get this rate this profile that you

[02:04:06] make here is it meant to be like a shiny hook as if you're going fishing so

[02:04:11] it's essentially a lie to bait people in and then once you get them in you

[02:04:15] can talk to them. And then maybe they'll like you. A life goal of mine is to find a woman

[02:04:42] with

[02:04:43] sexy feet

[02:04:46] who likes

[02:04:48] nissan

[02:04:50] g

[02:04:50] t

[02:04:52] r

[02:04:55] i- we need help

[02:04:56] we- i think i think we need a woman to write this

[02:05:02] we need a woman to write this, like-

[02:05:03] to honest, you gotta lie

[02:05:05] okay we gotta lie, we gotta lie, we gotta lie

[02:05:07] my goal in mind is to

[02:05:10] just put some bullshit, like-

[02:05:11] gimme help, gimme help, help me help

[02:05:13] to travel the world with-

[02:05:14] travel the world I hate traveling with okay someone and experience all that

[02:05:25] life has to offer perfect that is perfect parentheses I can pay for it I have

[02:05:34] some said life goal not it at 40 yeah hopefully you already reach your life

[02:05:41] close by now you think I'm 40 okay okay okay okay okay okay this is an important

[02:05:51] okay done done another one

[02:05:56] uh typical typical Sunday um listening to Frank Sinatra I do listening to

[02:06:10] Frank Sinatra. Yeah. And working out. No? Yeah. Okay. Glad either. Select a prompt.

[02:06:30] What do you want to follow with your dogs? Probably but I'm not gonna, I'm probably gonna

[02:06:35] be fattening them. My most irrational fear? My simple pleasures. My simple pleasures?

[02:06:46] my simple pleasures eating food off my partners now you cooked you cooked I'm

[02:07:04] kidding I'm kidding oh oh you wonder my simple I got I got I got you my simple

[02:07:09] Pleasure is watching my friends and family enjoy and just like be happy and enjoy life

[02:07:27] That is some that is some

[02:07:30] That's some 40 year old shit. That's gonna work

[02:07:33] We're cooking. No, that's actually good. Okay, if I was a 30 year old woman

[02:07:37] I was looking for someone that you know, I'm probably wanting to be a husband soon

[02:07:43] You know if I'm on hinge and I'm 30 years old, I'm probably panicking. I'm like damn

[02:07:48] I just lost someone that I really cared for now. I got hurry up and

[02:07:54] You know accelerate things in my life so that I can have kids and the family soon. Okay

[02:07:59] So it's good. Got it. We go next

[02:08:03] Yeah, add a voice

[02:08:08] Yeah, let's go ahead and get that Hingex.

[02:08:14] Okay.

[02:08:15] We pay for it?

[02:08:17] Yeah.

[02:08:18] Yeah.

[02:08:19] Just do the one week when we cancel it.

[02:08:23] Unless, unless you're going to be on the show.

[02:08:26] I mean, this might be the new wave, to be honest with you.

[02:08:29] I don't even know if there's 30 year olds on here that have never experienced it.

[02:08:34] You're not putting me on this app with a whole bunch of kids, are you?

[02:08:36] No, no, no.

[02:08:37] There's definitely, obviously, an age break.

[02:08:38] Okay.

[02:08:39] Oh my God.

[02:08:40] But I don't know I don't know

[02:08:45] Man dude

[02:08:48] You know chat you guys aren't trying to make profiles the catfish. Who are you? Oh my god, I say it's free

[02:08:58] Okay, this is this is so weird

[02:09:05] Yeah, but there are wait these are real people around here

[02:09:21] That's fine

[02:09:25] Okay, we're good. Mm-hmm. All right. What is going on here?

[02:09:32] Yep a

[02:09:34] Goal a lot of my truck. It is here pictures. Yes, so explain each photo. Okay, so this is me just in my way laughing at me dog

[02:09:44] He's laughing at no, no, no cuz cuz this is a good photo

[02:09:48] This is this is the good one in the fucking car. Got it. You see the

[02:09:55] okay you look good in that one okay 33 I'm I'm a man I'm straight this is me at

[02:10:08] the gym okay I think sure as a little flamboyant but you know you said they

[02:10:12] like it yeah well oh you said the young ones yeah okay well maybe not too young

[02:10:16] right

[02:10:18] uh...

[02:10:20] is me and emily

[02:10:23] okay there's me again

[02:10:26] is me again

[02:10:28] and there's me

[02:10:30] is this all that you have to go off of before people swipe up on our you

[02:10:33] i mean honestly that's not a horrible photo

[02:10:36] which one is last one

[02:10:37] the twitch column one is really fuckin'

[02:10:41] yeah but they see my watch and my chain

[02:10:43] and my power vanes and my own

[02:10:45] obviously it's not bad

[02:10:47] Let's get to swiping.

[02:10:48] OK, so now what, it done?

[02:10:50] Yep.

[02:10:52] OK, now what?

[02:10:52] I don't know what this is.

[02:10:53] Bottom left, the H.

[02:10:54] The H?

[02:10:57] Someone you're into send a like the, OK.

[02:11:02] OK.

[02:11:05] Oh wait, you get a bar to verify.

[02:11:08] OK.

[02:11:10] How do I get verified?

[02:11:10] Verify me.

[02:11:12] Obviously you showed this.

[02:11:15] Sure.

[02:11:21] Click I'm ready.

[02:11:22] I'm here, bro. This is move closer. Like what the fuck you mean move closer? There you go

[02:11:38] Move away

[02:11:40] Yeah

[02:11:44] Okay

[02:11:46] All right

[02:11:48] All right

[02:11:50] So this this is it. This is my first one

[02:11:54] I mean, what thank you for the gifted. Sorry, what do you say? What's your what's your type?

[02:11:58] I mean this this this girl Abby looks like my friend Bruce

[02:12:07] How do we skip the X on the bottom left bro this Brandon

[02:12:23] What if I told you that my parents named me Brandon through humble me

[02:12:27] dude I'm not gonna lie that's you that's you I'm gonna be honest this whole

[02:12:38] thing is creeping me out how this looks like I'm going window shopping for women

[02:12:43] this is this is a dating app bro my whole shtick on twitch is making women feel

[02:12:50] uncomfortable with consent thank you for anything okay and I have never been more

[02:12:57] uncomfortable in my life than I am in this moment right now on this app when I

[02:13:02] was out on stage next to you and his son in front of the crowd sees that people

[02:13:05] watching it didn't bother me at all but this like I have a feeling in my stomach

[02:13:08] right now like I'm scared I mean listen your elo is pretty high bro I think

[02:13:13] you get to swipe in and stop fucking bitch okay I'm sorry so oh I don't like

[02:13:20] far what don't hate me if I'm funnier than you I don't who you talking to I'm

[02:13:27] she doesn't know you're fucking your top-sheet like a twitch like I mean she's

[02:13:32] not gonna hit me back so it doesn't even matter so like a photo are you like her

[02:13:37] are you a snow bunny warrior like you are if you like you like you are

[02:13:44] No, I don't I don't know what that means winter soldier

[02:13:52] milkman

[02:13:56] She's so pretty I mean she's okay. Yeah

[02:14:00] What she's okay y'all

[02:14:03] Man, this is so weird dude. How do people do this? What do you mean?

[02:14:07] You know, this is so dumb. I'm scared of being like I am gonna use my twitch viewership and I'm gonna leverage

[02:14:13] I mean she's not okay, but like she's she's she's not not attractive, right? I don't like that her name is Brandon and I think that's a deal breaker

[02:14:32] Me in the wild, okay. Well, I'm allergic to everything in this one 30

[02:14:41] Okay

[02:14:42] What's going on this photo?

[02:14:44] coffee shop go for a swim read nope can't swim hate coffee what's this you

[02:14:52] what is going on here see that's why the photo is with the guy like a one guy

[02:14:56] one girl it's like weird like why do you want a dating app and you're gonna date

[02:14:59] with another guy already was that her mom maybe her mom though she on this

[02:15:03] shit yeah swipe up and be like what's your mom's name no we can't be doing

[02:15:09] the

[02:15:18] red solo cop

[02:15:20] red solo cop at the age of thirty might be crazy

[02:15:24] next year i plan to purchase my first investment property

[02:15:28] sales engineer

[02:15:29] christian houston conservative oh she's probably racist

[02:15:33] oh yeah

[02:15:35] oh yeah

[02:15:36] she'd be saying it

[02:15:39] I kind of like that though what would you say you you like race play I mean oro does

[02:15:46] Interesting I said you swipe up man. How do I swipe up you click the heart?

[02:15:51] Yeah, one racist now you click add a comment

[02:15:55] and then hit her with

[02:15:58] What?

[02:16:02] be like

[02:16:04] be like

[02:16:08] Well, you have to just like the first one because if she doesn't then the whole thing's fine

[02:16:11] You know what that might be good because you know why it's different

[02:16:21] Different it's not like a you're so beautiful like that's so boring

[02:16:26] No, just leave it as do you like black people it done?

[02:16:31] Yep, said I don't want to give her a priority like

[02:16:35] Senator senator what you just gave her a pro you gave her a rose that was your priority like

[02:16:40] well

[02:16:44] Lights back. I thought it was the exit. I'm sorry

[02:16:49] We have one rose

[02:16:53] She got our dogs already. What sorry you should buy a boost

[02:16:58] To see if you get like once you get boost like people tend to like

[02:17:03] Like your profile this costs money

[02:17:06] Yeah, increase your chances of getting more likes with a 24-hour super boost. What the f is it gotcha game?

[02:17:13] Why not pay for it man whatever.

[02:17:15] One.

[02:17:16] You just bought the one boost, you bought three.

[02:17:18] You're right here if you're going to come back on this.

[02:17:21] I don't know what I'm doing.

[02:17:23] Boost now.

[02:17:24] There we go.

[02:17:25] We should power it up.

[02:17:27] There we fucking go.

[02:17:29] It says you're new, you have no likes yet.

[02:17:31] Everyone hates me.

[02:17:32] Knock it a time.

[02:17:33] Okay, now do we go back to the H?

[02:17:35] Yep.

[02:17:36] Now we keep going.

[02:17:37] Are you a picky guy?

[02:17:40] Not really.

[02:17:41] Oh, she's kind of cute.

[02:17:46] What type of car does she drive?

[02:17:49] Maybe the US one.

[02:17:52] Someone who can explain football to me while I think about how pretty the team's colors

[02:17:56] are?

[02:18:02] Dude, I got a feeling in my stomach, bro.

[02:18:04] Typical Sunday meditation platties followed by drinks on EAST with friends.

[02:18:09] It's all about balance.

[02:18:10] I kind of like her.

[02:18:13] She's cool.

[02:18:14] Okay, she looks good.

[02:18:15] So be like, boom.

[02:18:17] Okay.

[02:18:18] that white you know I have a couple one-liners but I don't know if it would work on you know

[02:18:27] 30 or 25 I think I like that you are not afraid to have your feet out in the photo

[02:18:42] What was the first thing you noticed in that photo?

[02:18:45] She has her toes done white.

[02:18:47] Oh, fuck.

[02:18:50] OK, I can't do this app, guys.

[02:18:52] No, no, listen, we need at least one message back.

[02:18:57] Hello?

[02:18:58] Just be like, I want you same-day delivery.

[02:19:02] I want you same-day delivery?

[02:19:03] Yes, we want you same-day delivery.

[02:19:06] That's what I want.

[02:19:08] Same-day delivery.

[02:19:10] That's all you say?

[02:19:11] I mean, does this ever work?

[02:19:14] Uh, yeah, actually, but I don't know that will work on 30 year olds.

[02:19:23] Um, do you want to be famous?

[02:19:31] I can change your life, like I did with-

[02:19:36] Okay, you don't want people to respond, just tell them what's your cash out, okay?

[02:19:40] Just tell them what's your cash out, about every profile.

[02:19:44] Uh, dude, this is, dude, is this what the normal person goes through to find partners in their current day and age?

[02:19:50] Because if that's the case, this-

[02:19:51] No, it's just a little trash shit.

[02:19:52] Okay, listen.

[02:19:54] Because this is why everyone's depressed.

[02:19:56] It's like this is insane.

[02:19:57] Like, this is not real.

[02:19:59] Hey.

[02:20:00] No, man.

[02:20:05] That's boring.

[02:20:06] Okay, you say it, you say it, you say it.

[02:20:07] You pick, please.

[02:20:08] Just hit it with the, I want you to send a delivery.

[02:20:11] I'm gonna get banned for harassment.

[02:20:15] What? How would that be harassment?

[02:20:18] This is harassment.

[02:20:19] No, it's not.

[02:20:21] I want you same day delivery.

[02:20:26] Chas, is this harassment?

[02:20:27] Is that... that's not harassment.

[02:20:33] Okay, we're sending it.

[02:20:40] Wait, let me see...

[02:20:42] You... you got good elo.

[02:20:44] Wait, I'm not gonna lie, we went like this one.

[02:20:46] I bet you can't beat me in a poppy shot.

[02:20:47] It was we, you...

[02:20:49] What?

[02:20:50] It's you!

[02:20:52] Oh my god, this is like a non-crazy version of catchy.

[02:20:55] Yo, like that's you I can literally see I can see all together

[02:21:01] 30 that's literally yo, bro. We might have found it dog

[02:21:07] What do you mean it's

[02:21:11] What the fuck?

[02:21:13] outdoor sports without

[02:21:16] Out do I play sports?

[02:21:18] I play sports. Okay. I know exactly

[02:21:30] I think I found my wife, bro.

[02:21:33] Okay, so I thought I'd be like, you know, I have a couple of ones.

[02:21:38] No, I got this.

[02:21:39] Okay, A.

[02:21:40] I know this will be hard to believe.

[02:21:47] So you could use your rose on her, bro.

[02:21:49] But I think you might be the one I can change your life.

[02:22:02] see now you're like the better

[02:22:05] me

[02:22:09] uh... okay okay you should be sure to be sure to be sure to be sure to be sure

[02:22:12] to be

[02:22:13] is a fuckin uh... attack

[02:22:15] you too long too long too long

[02:22:19] man i don't understand

[02:22:27] give me a chance you won't regret

[02:23:00] Noooooooo...

[02:23:02] Okay I'm sorry.

[02:23:03] Hit her with the uh...

[02:23:04] Hit her with the...

[02:23:05] P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P...

[02:23:09] Uh... Hit her with the...

[02:23:13] Sometimes I be hitting that but you're too old to be hitting that man.

[02:23:17] Don't say it, I'm getting yellow fever.

[02:23:21] No no no!

[02:23:23] Okay...

[02:23:24] Let's change the word.

[02:23:27] Let's create art.

[02:23:29] There we go.

[02:23:32] There we f-

[02:23:33] Wait she's Canadian she loves hockey!

[02:23:47] This is really cool, too cool and too quick.

[02:23:50] I don't I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing be like

[02:23:54] Shut her I'm a JV hockey MVP. Actually just hit it with it. Let's go ice game

[02:24:04] What sometimes

[02:24:07] Go ice

[02:24:09] Man, dude, this is impossible. No, no, no listen

[02:24:13] This is the only one girl. I think she's the one so get this right. This is the one dude

[02:24:19] I don't know

[02:24:24] It would make sense if we had a girl telling us what the right because they know no girls don't

[02:24:30] Text guys

[02:24:31] Should we mention ice skating or not Jets?

[02:24:38] Yes

[02:24:40] Yes

[02:24:45] Hey, I

[02:24:47] Do you start with hey?

[02:24:49] No, just be like

[02:24:53] We we gotta go ice skating some time. Let's go ice skating

[02:24:58] Honestly, not even like 30 rolls are way more direct and less corny

[02:25:05] Let's go ice skating sometime

[02:25:07] We can break the ice

[02:25:28] I know hey I mean I was getting some time we can break the ice I fuck it you

[02:25:36] know what fuck it just send it send it send it send it all right now let's go

[02:25:42] on active today so I think with the high school with this girl what yeah

[02:25:52] Are you bored or raised here nope?

[02:25:54] So how the fuck nope, I don't like this

[02:25:58] No, I can't swim

[02:26:08] Nope, you can swipe down to

[02:26:19] Swipe up to see the rest of the profile. You're really analyzing this one photo. I feel like she'd be fun

[02:26:26] Oh, no, bro. Someone says Zoil bro Christian and spiritual. I

[02:26:56] Don't I don't I don't like this one

[02:26:58] this one

[02:27:00] What I

[02:27:02] I don't like this one either you can swipe you could go through other photos of you know, I already can tell okay, then click X

[02:27:10] whoa, oh

[02:27:14] Hell no, what would you go skydiving? I would go

[02:27:19] No, I would go. No, what?

[02:27:23] I want to but I don't know it's not possible. Yes, it is you can film that on stream. Yes

[02:27:29] Yes.

[02:27:30] What?

[02:27:31] Yes.

[02:27:32] What about Wi-Fi?

[02:27:33] You'll be fine.

[02:27:34] No way.

[02:27:35] So is that it for you?

[02:27:36] Yes.

[02:27:37] You can do this.

[02:27:38] I'm pretty sure Raynad did this.

[02:27:39] Oh, Emily wants to go.

[02:27:40] You should go with her.

[02:27:41] I want to go skydiving on the streets.

[02:27:42] Bro, you can be on top of Emily.

[02:27:44] She can be at the bottom like this.

[02:27:45] And you guys can do it together.

[02:27:47] I would prefer to have a professional on my back.

[02:27:49] You guys figure it out.

[02:27:50] I don't know.

[02:27:51] But there's no way y'all can't figure this out.

[02:27:54] I mean...

[02:27:55] All right.

[02:27:56] Let's give it to her.

[02:28:01] Okay.

[02:28:02] Oh, I love the smogus

[02:28:07] Okay, oh

[02:28:09] But she goes out the clubs just starts

[02:28:17] You're not gonna get a match in Tom. I just actually everyone. All right. You want me to talk to this one?

[02:28:23] Why do you keep saying this one?

[02:28:26] Dude, there's there's a lot of Christians down here, man

[02:28:33] What everyone's Christian, I don't understand why we're hitting that one

[02:28:36] I know she does so she's she's conservative oh you're liberal no but like I don't okay

[02:28:51] I'm in Texas yeah I like this one this one's fine um yes wipe up on her and be

[02:29:00] like blonde looks good on you but I think black would look even better love it

[02:29:09] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god, but I'm not that black. I'll put that in there, but I'm not

[02:29:25] That black

[02:29:27] Is that racist?

[02:29:32] Racist you're literally black, but I'm not that black

[02:29:36] Dude, that's that's a Bruce Rappemont said bro

[02:29:39] Bruce say you're not that black when he joined OTK. He said he's the first black person OTK

[02:29:44] I was already in New York.

[02:29:48] I should tell you the answer to that one.

[02:29:52] Okay, okay, okay. Send it.

[02:29:56] Yep. Go. Okay. Hold on. Let's check.

[02:30:02] I think your boots is glitched or something.

[02:30:06] Anyways, keep going. Jason, Jason, are you embarrassed me right now?

[02:30:10] What am I supposed to do, bro? You gotta keep going!

[02:30:14] You got to keep going

[02:30:16] You might start spending but am I that desperate? Yes

[02:30:21] We need at least one chat. Okay bad

[02:30:26] Which one is it 30 year olds have jobs bro. She looks like someone I know

[02:30:34] Kind of a little bit older. Oh my god. I like we talked this one

[02:30:43] Hello would you care to have a conversation that's a good one I mean sounds very creepy

[02:31:01] and not the you know Blondlings gonna you but black that's not creepy no okay I don't

[02:31:09] It I truly don't like an NPC response our

[02:31:15] NPC message

[02:31:21] Just just let's get some one-liners and start spinning. Okay. Okay one line chat quick

[02:31:30] use AI be like

[02:31:34] See

[02:31:36] Are you a beaver cuz damn?

[02:31:42] Just go on every girl and be like I can't handle you

[02:31:46] Can't handle you. Yep. I can't handle or you can you can go on each one and be like I have an idea

[02:31:58] Okay, I got I got an idea and just start spamming that I got an idea that's it

[02:32:04] That's how you start a conversation

[02:32:07] So then next to the girl will respond. She likes you. She'll be like, what's your idea?

[02:32:14] Then you can hit her with your idea

[02:32:18] It worked for me.

[02:32:20] Okay.

[02:32:21] Because girls are going to be curious.

[02:32:23] What's his idea?

[02:32:25] Okay.

[02:32:27] Is that right?

[02:32:28] Wait, I gotta put the emoji on here.

[02:32:33] Let me find it.

[02:32:35] Why do you need to hide your emojis?

[02:32:37] Well, I don't know what was going to show up there.

[02:32:39] What the fuck do you have in your emojis?

[02:32:41] I don't have anything.

[02:32:42] I just didn't know how it worked.

[02:32:43] Because maybe it showed my pictures or something.

[02:32:45] Okay.

[02:32:46] I got an idea.

[02:32:48] Yep.

[02:32:49] And we're just going to copy and paste this.

[02:32:53] Okay, send.

[02:32:58] Boom, start spending.

[02:33:00] Okay, this girl in the scene looks like she's smarter than me. Was that racist?

[02:33:03] That was not racist.

[02:33:06] I mean, yeah, look at her. She already is.

[02:33:08] 34?

[02:33:14] I don't know, because I feel like if you're older than me, like...

[02:33:17] 34. God damn, 34 on the hinge is crazy.

[02:33:23] Should I not be on here?

[02:33:25] No, but you're streaming, so...

[02:33:28] Oh! That's a GTR! That's a Nissan!

[02:33:32] Whoa!

[02:33:36] Wait a minute, I have it... I'm just gonna tell her I have a GTR.

[02:33:39] That should work!

[02:33:40] Yeah.

[02:33:41] Be like, I drop a GTR.

[02:33:43] Hello? I have a Nissan GTR...

[02:33:49] GTR 2023. Would you like to go on a ride?

[02:33:55] You should go on a Tarkik.

[02:33:57] You should go on a Tarkik.

[02:33:57] Why you do it on that one?

[02:33:58] Oh, it's per photo.

[02:34:00] Yeah.

[02:34:01] Ah, crap.

[02:34:02] How'd I get out of here?

[02:34:08] I have a Nissan GT-R.

[02:34:11] Would you like to go on a ride?

[02:34:17] It has 740 horsepower.

[02:34:20] Trust me, this is going to work.

[02:34:25] Trust me.

[02:34:26] It's not zero.

[02:34:27] Yeah, because we've been doing it your way.

[02:34:29] 0 to 60 in 2.6 seconds.

[02:34:35] You can drive.

[02:34:42] Now, how do I check if I got likes now?

[02:34:54] Jason, is there a refresh?

[02:34:56] There you go.

[02:34:57] We start after some.

[02:34:59] You're new, no likes yet.

[02:35:01] Maybe we saw it.

[02:35:02] OK.

[02:35:15] Well, we got two.

[02:35:15] Oh!

[02:35:19] like my photo

[02:35:21] now

[02:35:22] oh my god so it was working

[02:35:24] oh hey there's someone mom

[02:35:26] sorry

[02:35:27] okay

[02:35:28] so click cause I'll go through the profile

[02:35:30] drinking

[02:35:31] this one

[02:35:32] drinking a glass of wine

[02:35:35] oh my god

[02:35:36] you're getting some dirty little shit but I don't know who is she

[02:35:38] she got three pictures

[02:35:39] she's a cop

[02:35:45] she's a cop

[02:35:48] that's your body

[02:35:50] Oh my goodness.

[02:35:54] Well, my mom said I didn't need to get some more black women in my life,

[02:35:56] and this is black as they can get.

[02:36:03] Oh my god.

[02:36:09] Wait, what's so funny?

[02:36:12] What?

[02:36:15] Is she in chat right now?

[02:36:16] No.

[02:36:20] Listen, I'm gonna keep it real, Jason.

[02:36:23] I got, I got, it's catch you downstairs, my guy, so I'm pretty sure we're okay on this one.

[02:36:30] I'm just

[02:36:44] Okay, you know like I'm okay. All right. They click the eggs. You know like fucking you know

[02:36:50] I'm good, man. You know like you know, there's always so much I can go for the content, you know

[02:37:00] I don't laugh like I'm rich. Okay, that's so fucked up to say yes, you do no, I don't bro. I don't

[02:37:10] What can't can I be her friend though like maybe she's supposed to be friends

[02:37:14] You like is this the chat button

[02:37:19] She liked the twitch call photo of all photos wasn't that red flag no, it's not that's surprising. Oh my god

[02:37:30] Wait, maybe it's a viewer

[02:37:32] There's no way. Is that what your viewer is?

[02:37:38] I think this was a viewer.

[02:37:40] I think, yes. Yes. I think this is a viewer.

[02:37:43] Okay.

[02:37:45] Ask. Ask.

[02:37:47] Do you watch Twitch?

[02:37:49] What the fuck am I doing?

[02:37:54] Not right.

[02:38:04] That's your body right there.

[02:38:08] Being avoided and talking shit,

[02:38:10] this person is going to beat the hell out of me.

[02:38:12] Oh my God.

[02:38:14] I won't shut up by the WNBA playoffs.

[02:38:17] I'm so sorry.

[02:38:23] Yeah, I think we ain't got it like you, dawg.

[02:38:25] What do you mean? It takes time.

[02:38:27] Bro, we ain't got it, bro.

[02:38:29] I don't got it either.

[02:38:31] Can I see some of the ones that you were matched with?

[02:38:33] Yeah. Okay.

[02:38:35] Yeah.

[02:38:37] Let me see who you got.

[02:38:40] Because I feel like maybe I'm just not that guy, bro.

[02:38:52] Wait, you disconnected?

[02:38:54] Yeah, I think so.

[02:38:56] Wait, maybe not?

[02:39:01] So we could the app still open.

[02:39:09] Nice.

[02:39:11] Alright.

[02:39:12] Chat, I think here's the deal, chat.

[02:39:14] According to this app, we're looking for middle-aged, kind of overweight black women.

[02:39:20] I think that's what we're going to be getting here.

[02:39:23] So, from what I've learned from this, unless I use my Twitch Cloud to get women, it's just not going to happen.

[02:39:31] So use it for to get women.

[02:39:33] I mean, I do.

[02:39:35] I do Jason Jason them down stairs

[02:39:44] I mean, I mean they're here

[02:39:50] You know like

[02:39:53] She said you have so many oh

[02:39:56] My god brother

[02:39:59] Wow, that's why I have it. Oh you have so many

[02:40:05] No. No, I'm not.

[02:40:08] Scroll down. Let me see what you got, man.

[02:40:10] I've never had this many lights before, I'll be honest.

[02:40:12] I think after I hit a hundred K, you know it.

[02:40:14] You think she knows who you are?

[02:40:16] Probably.

[02:40:22] Oh my God.

[02:40:23] Let me see.

[02:40:25] Her name is just Ann.

[02:40:27] I smell...

[02:40:29] This is her?

[02:40:31] What the fuck?

[02:40:34] I smell...

[02:40:36] in eight business days. How much do you missy?

[02:40:39] She responded already, bro.

[02:40:41] Okay. I'm gonna hit her with the...

[02:40:44] Ah, chat, we ain't got it.

[02:40:45] What do I say? How about you help me?

[02:40:48] How much you miss me?

[02:40:50] I don't know.

[02:40:50] How do you even... Like, what is... Is she flirting?

[02:40:53] Is that a flirt? I don't understand what's happening.

[02:40:55] I don't know. I think she wants me to say how much I miss her.

[02:40:58] Well, how much do you miss her?

[02:40:59] Wait, what's she look like?

[02:41:01] Come on, hold on now, Unk.

[02:41:03] How old is she?

[02:41:04] 19, 20.

[02:41:05] Bro, I can't even talk. I can't even use conversation.

[02:41:07] I don't know what to tell you bro. Love takes time. Wow. Dude that was such a good reply.

[02:41:20] I stole it from chat. Tell me why you're the only guy right now who likes this actually

[02:41:28] my type. Wait you got a lot of Asians on there too

[02:41:33] bro. Yeah I kind of put my preference. Oh you like Asians? Yeah. Okay. There's

[02:41:41] There's a three of them in this house.

[02:41:46] Yeah, no, but...

[02:41:47] Wait, what?

[02:41:48] Oh.

[02:41:49] How old is she?

[02:41:50] Oh, wait, average age.

[02:41:51] Mulaney.

[02:41:52] Wait, aren't people just now going to add her on Discord from the chat?

[02:41:56] Yup.

[02:41:57] Yeah, I got a bit too many Discords.

[02:42:02] That's GGs.

[02:42:06] You're so fucking rich.

[02:42:10] I

[02:42:17] Was last time you were in love never been but maybe you can be the first bro, what?

[02:42:22] Let me see your profile my profile

[02:42:25] Hers hers hers yours isn't shitty. I know was Alex or some shit

[02:42:32] These are all girls that mashed with you

[02:42:35] No, sometimes I yeah

[02:42:41] Nah, she looks good

[02:42:43] I should have I should have done everything in my my power to save that relationship with Milena because my future is dark

[02:42:51] And I mean dark like those two 30

[02:43:02] Yo, do you not like your own race? I love it. Look at Senna. I would date Senna in a minute. What?

[02:43:09] Bro, you put me in a corner, bro

[02:43:13] I don't stream this time of night because I start saying shit that I shouldn't say

[02:43:17] I'm offline five hours ago. We should get some wine going no brother brother brother. Nope. Nope. We we turn that shit off

[02:43:25] Chat, you know what happens when it gets dark out

[02:43:29] It's literally 5 p.m. What do you know? This doesn't like three hours, bro

[02:43:36] Hey, man

[02:43:39] Bro

[02:43:41] listen here I'm gonna keep it 100 P bro how can I how can I tell if I messaged

[02:43:49] the girls if they responded or not when they respond back their turn one damn

[02:43:56] even the girl I just mentioned I messaged her she ain't reply it's over this

[02:44:03] is when you start spain liking isn't that desperate

[02:44:07] bro what is this shit well listen yeah you can come on yeah really don't laugh

[02:44:22] like a jackass oh no I'm not I mean Jesus Richard and I am so oh man I mean I

[02:44:35] I got two but like they couldn't fit an average size robot so it's not going good.

[02:44:47] That was him.

[02:44:49] Oh no no no!

[02:44:53] Oh that was all.

[02:44:54] Dude Jayce, listen he has it.

[02:44:58] He has the it factor.

[02:44:59] It's in his calling apparently.

[02:45:01] She ain't calling me.

[02:45:02] What is she?

[02:45:03] Check your call order.

[02:45:05] No.

[02:45:06] Nope.

[02:45:07] So we just got baited.

[02:45:10] But she ain't calling.

[02:45:12] She's calling now she ain't calling

[02:45:16] It's on D&D. I'm on D&D, but oh she is oh she's pissed she is calling

[02:45:22] Oh shit

[02:45:26] Bro, bro, sit up. Sit up. I look like a good couple though

[02:45:33] No, listen

[02:45:36] That's not what I meant though I

[02:45:46] Mean if the option was there

[02:45:52] You like fucking aren't you Damier 30 yourself

[02:45:59] Who who are you talking to?

[02:46:10] Yeah, but I said bro bro, you didn't even ask how old she was 20. I did ask to go to the profile so I could see

[02:46:17] No, before, after. You know, I tried to let it slide, but that made me uncomfortable.

[02:46:23] Senna, Senna, you're closer to me than you are to him. In age.

[02:46:29] Jason.

[02:46:32] You, I mean, that's a true statistic.

[02:46:34] Jason, Jason, you have to be, you have to get back in this house somehow.

[02:46:38] How are you going to do that?

[02:46:39] Well, he can stay here, bro.

[02:46:43] Listen, I don't know how the weird, he's going to go on your hand

[02:46:46] and start being a 19 year old girl, okay?

[02:46:48] No, I'm not. Yo, Sina, you gotta stop, girl.

[02:46:52] Oh, oh, I'm being on your way. Bro, bro, that's a compliment. You'd be so lucky.

[02:46:59] Yo, Sina, she's talking crazy right now.

[02:47:03] You'd be by that. Bro, you'd be so lucky. And listen, I meant to say someone likes it.

[02:47:08] Listen, babe, listen, you'd be so lucky.

[02:47:13] Oh, goodbye, goodbye.

[02:47:15] I

[02:47:18] Yeah, what the fuck

[02:47:24] Listen, I I'm gonna

[02:47:26] You're pretty good at making woman uncomfortable. I'm gonna have to profusely apologize for her and and like

[02:47:33] I'm Jason. That's I'm in so much trouble. She's gonna kill me

[02:47:41] Said it's gonna beat the living shit out of me for that

[02:47:45] Please tell her it was all just for the bit

[02:47:47] Call me back and upload those.

[02:47:49] Okay.

[02:47:50] Please answer.

[02:48:00] Please answer.

[02:48:05] You're sure?

[02:48:06] Sinna, Sinna, Sinna.

[02:48:08] Sinna, I'm so sorry.

[02:48:11] I was just joking.

[02:48:12] I'm a little bit silly now

[02:48:13] because I'm kind of hungry.

[02:48:14] I've been live all day.

[02:48:15] I didn't mean any of it.

[02:48:16] When did you eat earlier?

[02:48:17] Not a lot.

[02:48:18] I'm sorry.

[02:48:19] It was a joke.

[02:48:20] And please don't be mad at me.

[02:48:22] Stop.

[02:48:44] You're gonna lose me too.

[02:48:45] Okay.

[02:48:46] Listen Sinna.

[02:48:48] I

[02:48:50] You just know that you listen you're you're one of my favorite people, you know, I

[02:48:55] You know, I care about you deeply and I'm just looking for just a nice, you know, best friend like relationship

[02:49:02] That's all I just used you because

[02:49:04] You know, you're one of my closest friends. That's all and you're black

[02:49:12] I don't want to

[02:49:18] I'm with my uncle.

[02:49:35] I'm with my uncle.

[02:49:37] I'm good, how are you?

[02:49:43] Good.

[02:49:44] What's going on?

[02:49:45] Oh, look at it.

[02:49:48] Why are we-

[02:49:49] She's cracking me sometimes.

[02:49:51] Oh, yeah.

[02:49:52] I wish my mom called me.

[02:49:53] What?

[02:49:54] I mean, I saw a guy, you know, about three.

[02:49:59] I'm gonna show you me.

[02:50:22] Yeah.

[02:50:26] Listen, brother, I'm gonna keep it real.

[02:50:38] Yeah, you keep refreshing the app.

[02:50:39] it says no likes yet we're here to help so I think it might be just be cooked

[02:50:47] brother I think I think whatever one has been saying about me how the only

[02:50:53] reason that girls even talk to me is because I'm not twitch status I think

[02:50:56] it's true I think if I didn't have this I think I'd be I'd be with I mean

[02:51:01] you to be fair you only swipe like five times yeah but no one likes me though

[02:51:08] You had two likes. That's pretty good.

[02:51:12] Yeah.

[02:51:14] You just didn't like...

[02:51:16] Yeah, I mean...

[02:51:29] You know, I just... I'm a little bit rusty with the game. I don't have the...

[02:51:33] I don't have the same sort of...

[02:51:36] Riz that you do, you know?

[02:51:40] You know what the lady's like, you know?

[02:51:43] You got the hair, you got it going.

[02:51:45] I'm just a little bit out of touch and...

[02:51:48] not only did I get no likes on this app

[02:51:51] I might have lost my best friend Senna

[02:51:53] cause I made a bad joke

[02:51:56] so

[02:51:58] this whole thing this might have been just a massive L for your boy

[02:52:02] but maybe that one girl will message me

[02:52:07] I'm gonna find her

[02:52:27] I'm just kidding

[02:52:28] uh... i'm sure so much is the best you probably is busy it's probably class

[02:52:31] you probably skin off work man

[02:52:33] all

[02:52:34] the third year old at work man

[02:52:36] you didn't swipe that much

[02:52:39] uh... man do you swipe at all

[02:52:42] how to uh... refresh you we stretch more if you want them

[02:52:46] you know it's white with you get a conversation

[02:52:48] broadening

[02:52:50] it's too long

[02:52:53] we try again

[02:52:55] i try again

[02:52:57] is this gonna work

[02:53:00] oh dude easy

[02:53:04] okay we tried again

[02:53:06] I feel like I can't be too picky at this point because I

[02:53:08] yeah yeah yeah I'll be picking that one

[02:53:11] yeah I feel like I can't be too picky because it's just

[02:53:13] I ain't that guy

[02:53:15] alright Stephanie

[02:53:16] looking for someone to share

[02:53:18] life with someone who is kind as a great since that's me

[02:53:23] that's me

[02:53:26] She looks like Riley Reed, bro.

[02:53:28] We probably less ran through.

[02:53:31] Wait, no, she doesn't.

[02:53:33] She's way older, no.

[02:53:35] Kind of.

[02:53:37] We've more ran through.

[02:53:40] I don't even know at this point, bro.

[02:53:42] Yo, that's crazy.

[02:53:43] Bro, wait, I'm not.

[02:53:44] Can I be honest with you?

[02:53:45] Listen, beggars can't be choosers,

[02:53:46] bro, if you don't start spam-liking, it's just.

[02:53:48] OK, OK, I'm going to be honest.

[02:53:51] She seems kind of old to me.

[02:53:52] Do I seem old to people?

[02:53:54] Are you fucking kidding me?

[02:53:55] There is not too old for you.

[02:53:58] No, she's seen too old.

[02:54:00] What?

[02:54:01] Oh, I'm not old.

[02:54:02] Can I try?

[02:54:03] Go, wait, let me see.

[02:54:05] She does not seem too old for you.

[02:54:07] What?

[02:54:09] You're literally, you're old as shit.

[02:54:12] Oh.

[02:54:14] OK, wait.

[02:54:15] Let's see.

[02:54:16] Someone to share life with.

[02:54:18] OK.

[02:54:20] I can share life with you.

[02:54:25] i am kind

[02:54:32] and i am funny

[02:54:38] what i'm just

[02:54:41] come on

[02:54:48] get that picture away what's wrong pumpkins

[02:54:51] get that picture fucking wait i'm sorry i'm sorry what happened what happened

[02:54:55] what happened

[02:54:56] we're skipping her because of the pumpkins

[02:54:58] okay i thought she was kinda cute though

[02:55:01] yeah what just happened

[02:55:04] uh-oh

[02:55:05] ptsd

[02:55:07] hello?

[02:55:08] it's always sunny

[02:55:11] thirty-six

[02:55:14] oh man is this is this is this how old did i look?

[02:55:18] because these people look old

[02:55:19] do i look this old?

[02:55:24] is this how old i look?

[02:55:29] nick are you serious?

[02:55:31] I mean, you can pick your preferences.

[02:55:35] How?

[02:55:36] Like Imperial How?

[02:55:39] That's how fucking legal I just put it.

[02:55:41] Oh.

[02:55:42] Yeah, you got to start spam-liking.

[02:55:45] Oh, no.

[02:55:46] If you smack your food, just block me.

[02:55:49] Oh, bro.

[02:55:49] I eat like a cow.

[02:55:50] No, I smack like shit.

[02:55:52] Yeah, I eat like a cow.

[02:55:55] I got a hit no.

[02:55:56] I'm sorry.

[02:55:57] Is this catchy?

[02:56:00] No, everything reminds you of her.

[02:56:02] I know. That's been so much trouble recently.

[02:56:07] Oh, how is it?

[02:56:09] Bro, closer to me or closer to you?

[02:56:12] Closer to you, dog?

[02:56:16] But not that close, but closer.

[02:56:20] Like, I wouldn't get canceled on Twitter over it.

[02:56:23] No, you wouldn't.

[02:56:27] I like this person.

[02:56:31] Become an oncologist.

[02:56:35] OK.

[02:56:36] Oh.

[02:56:38] You need to start spam-lacking, man.

[02:56:39] Fuck analyzing every photo you just just be like

[02:56:45] Like 30 or just type like NPCs like just I am interested in you

[02:56:58] Bro, bro. How do you how do you look like you should give us a one-liner?

[02:57:03] How do I look how should look like AC in this one and then one of the bow test sisters in this one

[02:57:09] You want to try it? Thank you for the five

[02:57:11] What is it?

[02:57:13] Wait, what what's the one liner?

[02:57:14] You stole my heart

[02:57:16] You stole wait this works for the other way around well I guess it works. It's you stole my heart. Can you pound inside me instead?

[02:57:26] What

[02:57:29] She looks good. Do not say that. I think it's funny

[02:57:35] You want her to pound you yeah, it's funny. So if you were a 30-year-old woman, you're not you're gonna swipe

[02:57:41] but to hear it and reply to it.

[02:57:43] Yeah, I feel like, ha ha ha.

[02:57:45] Well, I get banned for harassment.

[02:57:47] Maybe.

[02:57:47] What?

[02:57:48] That's not harassment?

[02:57:49] Is this harassment?

[02:57:52] OK.

[02:57:53] No guillotine can take away the head I'm about to give you.

[02:57:58] I like that one.

[02:57:58] But you've got to keep in mind, this is a 30-year-old woman.

[02:58:03] She probably likes eating out.

[02:58:07] Yeah, but I feel like you've got to go about it

[02:58:09] in a mature way.

[02:58:10] Maybe I would mind I would may I offer you may I interest you in some kind of

[02:58:18] Angus may I interest you in some I thought

[02:58:24] B-U-N-N-I-L-I-G-N-O-N-A-U-S

[02:58:30] Hmm

[02:58:32] That's not wrong

[02:58:34] Yeah

[02:58:36] What? I shouldn't have cut it

[02:58:38] Yeah

[02:58:39] Oh no, without the O

[02:58:41] Wait, you still have really wrong

[02:58:46] Okay

[02:58:47] Okay, yeah

[02:58:48] It's uh

[02:58:50] I spent over like 50 bucks on this app, I feel like I'm about to get banned

[02:58:54] It's eating a girl out

[02:58:56] Hmm.

[02:58:57] Felatio is a blow job.

[02:59:00] Interesting vocabulary.

[02:59:01] I'm going to add that to my bag.

[02:59:03] Because she's dirty.

[02:59:04] She's mature.

[02:59:05] Kind of lingus.

[02:59:06] Felatius.

[02:59:07] Felatio.

[02:59:08] Felatio.

[02:59:09] Interesting.

[02:59:10] Yo, you stop looking at profiles and just start.

[02:59:12] Should I ask, what does selling mean?

[02:59:14] Selling?

[02:59:15] Does that mean like throwing?

[02:59:16] Yeah.

[02:59:17] Oh, okay.

[02:59:18] Can I, what is the mad, it's not ugly just like fishing for compliments?

[02:59:23] Yes.

[02:59:24] Oh, I'm just yeah, I'm only asking because I'm mad ugly

[02:59:29] right guys

[02:59:30] We're up

[02:59:38] Jason

[02:59:39] We're fried, man. This is depressing. He's over. I think it's over man. It's okay. At least you're not mad ugly like I am

[02:59:53] Restart I did I restarted

[02:59:59] go ahead and end your subscription to Hingex, go ahead and contact your bank and maybe get a return of those $50 dollars.

[03:00:07] Damn bro, like do you ever think at night, like, I'm not kidding you.

[03:00:16] Every morning, I cry in the shower.

[03:00:21] Every morning.

[03:00:24] Yeah, I go spy on a friend of mine.

[03:00:39] I cry in the shower because it hits me like once in a while how hard it's gonna be for me to actually find a partner.

[03:00:50] Number one, being a Twitch viewer isn't very ideal.

[03:00:53] Number two, I'm ten years out of the game.

[03:00:55] Number three, my personality is fucking horrible.

[03:00:58] Number four, I'm hideous.

[03:01:04] And not only that is I pretty much had a girl who was perfect for me

[03:01:09] But I just wasn't you know, I just wasn't you know, I could have been a better man, you know

[03:01:17] So you don't know her

[03:01:25] But if I called her she would come over here and kick me in the neck

[03:01:31] She would literally fly here first class and then kick me in the neck

[03:01:34] Bro, she has the cutest feet.

[03:01:43] Bro, her feet, bro.

[03:01:48] What the fuck are you talking about, bro?

[03:01:54] You ever seen a picture of her?

[03:01:55] I don't know what she looks like.

[03:01:57] Oh, you want to see another one?

[03:01:59] No, so many her feet, bro.

[03:02:01] No, I don't have her feet on here.

[03:02:03] She never sent me feet pics.

[03:02:06] She posted a story?

[03:02:15] I have a story with another guy.

[03:02:17] It's okay.

[03:02:36] All I gotta do, keep my head down, keep grinding,

[03:02:38] go to the gym eat healthy and maybe in a couple years maybe things you know maybe we can try again

[03:02:46] i'm not closing that book and i'm not closing that door

[03:02:56] no she needs to go so she can come back i don't know what else to say

[03:03:11] she ain't coming back nah guys you got oh man that was mine 10 years man

[03:03:18] She can shoot a gun too, 100 yards out, and the bulls eye.

[03:03:25] This is sad.

[03:03:29] Sometimes, it's embarrassing.

[03:03:40] Now she can take that whole thing.

[03:03:45] Yeah, that's a friend of mine. You can do it.

[03:03:48] I'mma cry, bro.

[03:03:52] How long does it take for the average person to get likes?

[03:04:32] It takes a little bit.

[03:04:36] Really?

[03:04:37] Yeah.

[03:04:38] You think that one girl's gonna respond?

[03:04:40] I think she was the one, though.

[03:04:45] Okay, you know what she wasn't I don't know maybe why didn't she reply instantly? You think she's getting dick down by some other dude. Oh

[03:04:57] My god

[03:05:02] But she looked like how I look at 30 look at me. I don't look that old

[03:05:08] Jason please come on look at my skin. It's smooth

[03:05:11] Like you know, I got no gray hair

[03:05:13] You look 35 on God

[03:05:18] On God, I told you when I when I went up to you. I could tell that you're not in your 20s

[03:05:26] Jason's chat Jason check my chat shut up. How old do I look? Please keep it real be honest with me

[03:05:34] I need I'm down bad. See they're saying 28. That's your boys

[03:05:38] Yes, look at my chat 45 38 your chat keeping it real man

[03:05:43] No, they're lying to you why why is it because they feel bad for me cuz I ain't

[03:05:48] getting no likes maybe that and you know

[03:05:52] yeah probably I'm telling you right now you look at me starting the way you

[03:06:00] dress you like my TSM T-shirt the way dress you know the way the beard

[03:06:10] patchy

[03:06:12] oh

[03:06:15] Bro, this is drip, bro. Okay

[03:06:22] Hamlin's changed

[03:06:30] Someone my chance it is always the nipple sucker from twitch con

[03:06:34] You didn't see that a kick streamer walk up to me start suck on my nipple twitch gun

[03:06:39] Yeah, oh my god, he was gentle

[03:06:42] What? He actually sucked it.

[03:06:44] He sucked it.

[03:06:45] Wait, what?

[03:06:47] Yeah, I was assaulted, yeah.

[03:06:49] What's going on?

[03:06:54] Chad, you see that?

[03:06:57] How long have you been streaming?

[03:06:59] Today?

[03:07:00] Yeah, I'm not streaming today, huh?

[03:07:02] Yeah, I don't usually go past 12 o'clock, but because you were coming over.

[03:07:07] Damn.

[03:07:09] Yeah, but hey, amen. Thanks for trying to help me out here, bro.

[03:07:14] I'm actually going to keep this app, but I'm going to keep trying.

[03:07:18] I'm not going to give up.

[03:07:19] Yeah.

[03:07:20] Can you tell me your nightly routine?

[03:07:22] Oh, it's easy.

[03:07:25] I just go in the shower, take a shower.

[03:07:30] I put on Brooklyn 9-9.

[03:07:32] I'm in bed at 9 o'clock.

[03:07:34] I'm lights out at 9 o'clock.

[03:07:38] Now, the morning routine is a little different.

[03:07:42] But the night routine is I'm I'm

[03:07:44] Is it hard to sleep?

[03:07:45] No way.

[03:07:45] I sleep like a baby.

[03:07:47] But like, I get sad in the morning.

[03:07:52] Because like...

[03:07:55] Yeah, I don't, you don't wake up.

[03:07:56] And now I'm usually, the reason I stream so much nowadays

[03:07:58] is because like, I wanna be so tired at night

[03:08:00] that I can just fall straight asleep

[03:08:02] and not think about anything sad.

[03:08:04] Which I do, but in the morning you wake up

[03:08:06] and that's all you got though.

[03:08:07] Is that 45 minutes when you're in the shower

[03:08:09] or taking a shit, right?

[03:08:11] It's just, it just all hits you there.

[03:08:12] But that's why in the morning I always fucking,

[03:08:16] I fucking just, you know, beat that shit, right?

[03:08:18] and it kind of puts you in a better mood.

[03:08:19] So you have a gooning addiction?

[03:08:22] Absolutely not.

[03:08:25] You say you drink off in the morning?

[03:08:28] Every morning.

[03:08:29] Yeah, you have an addiction and you need to stop.

[03:08:34] You will not like me if I don't do that.

[03:08:36] What will happen?

[03:08:37] I'm a lot more agitated, a lot more horny.

[03:08:41] My patience is very thin.

[03:08:45] You know, I'm a different guy.

[03:08:47] So it's best that I do that.

[03:08:49] No, it's not good, trust.

[03:08:52] It's not good.

[03:08:53] Once you stop, you elevate as a human being.

[03:08:57] This is coming from a 20-year-old that had a goonie addiction.

[03:09:00] Wait, did you really?

[03:09:02] Yes.

[03:09:02] Oh my god.

[03:09:04] I'm talking three, five times a day.

[03:09:05] OK, whoa, I said in the morning when I wake up

[03:09:08] so I can start my day.

[03:09:10] Yeah, I'm telling you, I used to be on it three to five

[03:09:13] times a day.

[03:09:13] Wait a minute.

[03:09:14] Weren't you just on a sub-a-thon?

[03:09:16] Yeah.

[03:09:16] before this right before okay about to say when you find the time

[03:09:20] i'm talking three five

[03:09:21] that okay

[03:09:23] every day

[03:09:24] every day and this is when it was like peak warning is like when i was you

[03:09:27] know going through puberty i mean

[03:09:30] like three three like high school early high school

[03:09:34] i've never been that bad

[03:09:36] it's your school bathroom one in the morning one at night

[03:09:42] bro you were you were doing it at school

[03:09:45] isn't that illegal?

[03:09:47] I mean, that's a small thing.

[03:09:54] Oh my god.

[03:09:55] I'm looking numbers small.

[03:09:58] Oh man, dude.

[03:10:00] Nah, but that's what I'm saying, but after I stopped.

[03:10:03] Should I try it for a week?

[03:10:05] For one week, that's it.

[03:10:08] I don't know what you'd do that with.

[03:10:10] Oh, fuck.

[03:10:11] You should go for maybe the rest of your life.

[03:10:20] I don't even think my dad was doing that.

[03:10:22] huh?

[03:10:25] Don't November. No, not November.

[03:10:28] Well, it's October, so we got time.

[03:10:32] Did you participate in that month?

[03:10:33] I never have, and I don't. I don't.

[03:10:36] Wow.

[03:10:37] I think Jason might be right, though.

[03:10:40] That's not healthy, actually.

[03:10:42] Well, it depends. Do you watch Coin?

[03:10:47] Well, yeah, but just one person.

[03:10:51] What?

[03:10:56] Did you just binge watch that one person's video?

[03:10:59] Yeah.

[03:11:00] My chat knows.

[03:11:01] Veronica Leo?

[03:11:02] Yeah.

[03:11:03] Who is that?

[03:11:04] She is fucking queen.

[03:11:08] She is queen.

[03:11:09] Tunnel.

[03:11:10] Amigo incognito.

[03:11:15] She is the best.

[03:11:16] Do you have an Asian tradition?

[03:11:25] She's not Asian.

[03:11:26] She's from South America.

[03:11:27] Yeah.

[03:11:31] Uh.

[03:11:32] WPIC.

[03:11:33] Yeah, there we go.

[03:11:34] I see you.

[03:11:35] I gotta meet her one day, bro.

[03:11:37] What would you even do?

[03:11:38] I just, I'd thank her for her service bro.

[03:11:42] He does a hundred percent.

[03:11:44] I did have an Asian fetish.

[03:11:45] I think of all the girls that come on your stream as Asian.

[03:11:49] I don't know why.

[03:11:51] I'm looking for more other options, other races.

[03:11:55] I'm not races.

[03:11:57] Have you ever dated someone in your race?

[03:11:59] Nope.

[03:12:01] I would though.

[03:12:02] We talked like, what?

[03:12:09] What?

[03:12:12] right dude with hands up bro you bro you you keep putting me in these spots bro

[03:12:18] like ah help I got I got I got nothing I got I got check Twitter who you know

[03:12:37] what I was looking at your chair I got nothing on Twitter in fact it doesn't

[03:12:45] I don't even load here.

[03:12:50] Yeah, I don't load.

[03:12:53] Yeah.

[03:12:54] Senna blowing you up.

[03:12:55] Senna's mad.

[03:12:57] Senna is incoming.

[03:12:59] Pretty Senna?

[03:13:01] What happened?

[03:13:02] Is she coming over?

[03:13:03] She blocked me?

[03:13:03] All the snitches are coming.

[03:13:05] Senna blocked me?

[03:13:07] She found out it's OV?

[03:13:09] I don't get it.

[03:13:10] What does she find out?

[03:13:10] I don't even know what happened.

[03:13:12] Does anyone tell me what happened?

[03:13:14] She didn't block me.

[03:13:23] Talk to me Senna.

[03:13:27] Oh my God, wait, you said Senna.

[03:13:29] That's why you put your head down.

[03:13:31] I completely fucking missed it.

[03:13:33] What the fuck?

[03:13:35] What did he ask?

[03:13:38] Okay.

[03:13:41] Jason, you're screwing me up.

[03:13:45] How?

[03:13:46] I didn't make you say that.

[03:13:47] What's up Connor?

[03:13:49] Guys, someone give Connor each pants a free sub.

[03:13:52] Dude, are you attracted to Sina?

[03:13:54] No, someone likes Sina.

[03:13:57] Not Sina.

[03:13:58] You're so weird.

[03:13:59] How is that weird?

[03:14:01] How is that weird?

[03:14:01] someone like someone likes it yeah like yeah because like

[03:14:07] like someone who's like

[03:14:08] kind like so you want someone like city funny like so now is it

[03:14:12] you have pretty like so

[03:14:14] you know

[03:14:15] like you know

[03:14:16] and dance like so but just not her

[03:14:20] she has all the qualities that i'm looking for but not her because she's

[03:14:23] just my friend is that that

[03:14:26] well

[03:14:27] she's telling her dad

[03:14:28] Oh no.

[03:15:04] Yeah

[03:15:14] And you know what his nickname is right, you know his nickname is NMP Diddy, so I really think we just steer clear the whole thing

[03:15:21] Yeah

[03:15:25] No, yeah, let's just clear the whole thing

[03:15:27] You know what I mean personally like I just think you know we just really support that you know sound good

[03:15:31] So I think as a unanimous family meeting, we all agree, you know, all in favor to not have Nick and Christmas say aye aye

[03:15:52] Okay, good

[03:16:01] I'm not trying to date your daughter, man.

[03:16:03] And if he did he is what you should call him.

[03:16:10] I think he's gonna be from the way.

[03:16:12] I'm saying, just like the guy.

[03:16:14] I don't look just like you.

[03:16:24] Looks from you?

[03:16:30] Of course. That's why your mom's attracted to me.

[03:16:33] Have you seen the stories one more?

[03:16:36] Yeah, just being hide by way. How does my chat know

[03:16:39] that my mother tried to sleep with my uncle

[03:16:41] before I knew that story?

[03:16:43] yo family drama bro what the fuck I think since dad was actually low-key

[03:17:03] like okay with it I'm not helping but like guys Jason that is not what I meant

[03:17:11] though I meant okay I'm just gonna come clean I'm just gonna come clean me and

[03:17:22] catchy we uh...

[03:17:24] okay that's a

[03:17:25] that's a lot to you

[03:17:27] how do we got here

[03:17:29] uh...

[03:17:31] i

[03:17:33] miss

[03:17:35] spoke

[03:17:41] i misspoke

[03:17:47] twice

[03:17:50] i misspoke

[03:17:54] i did

[03:17:59] let me let me check in real quick

[03:18:03] checking hinge

[03:18:13] come on

[03:18:20] the light

[03:18:27] believes i got mr arthur

[03:18:29] my homie

[03:18:31] i think you go downstairs now

[03:18:33] and confess to catchy

[03:18:35] star

[03:18:38] well catch is mapping some cute

[03:18:43] i think she thinks you're cute

[03:18:48] three days

[03:18:50] be careful

[03:18:53] why?

[03:18:55] just be careful

[03:18:57] get someone your age

[03:19:01] but you saw them on the app bro

[03:19:05] they can't fit in an average size robot

[03:19:07] fuck this shit

[03:19:09] go out

[03:19:11] to a bar where the fuck 30 year olds go

[03:19:13] they need a crocheting

[03:19:15] magic the gathering tournament

[03:19:17] maybe bingo

[03:19:19] meet someone your age that is attractive

[03:19:21] Okay

[03:19:23] You go get to know them and you never tell them that you're a streamer

[03:19:27] Until you're you're comfortable with them and then boom they don't use you for your clout

[03:19:33] You know usually they don't they don't they don't use you because they think you have money

[03:19:38] you've created a real relationship and

[03:19:41] you know once y'all are

[03:19:45] Comfortable each other y'all know each other deeply

[03:19:47] Then you bury her and then you have five children and live in a big house and then you start a family channel

[03:19:53] Then you exploit your kids reviews, bro

[03:19:57] I've been thinking about it

[03:19:58] The YouTube YouTube views they don't have adblock because it's kids watching

[03:20:03] That's that's 10 million a month

[03:20:06] I mean, I'm just saying that's 10 million month

[03:20:09] I'm just saying you can make your kids kids kids rich. That's the method

[03:20:13] That's right, so that your kids suffer so your kids kids would be good

[03:20:19] Hey

[03:20:21] You got to do what you got to do

[03:20:23] You know or I could just find a twitch streamer

[03:20:29] Yeah

[03:20:31] You know that too, you know what who's a twitch streamer and you would like to take on a date

[03:20:41] AC

[03:20:45] Dude, you know what I

[03:20:47] You're gonna get me in trouble. Listen.

[03:20:49] Who's AC?

[03:20:50] Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

[03:20:52] Who's AC?

[03:20:54] Oh...

[03:20:56] Alright. Just...

[03:20:59] Jason, it's been fun, brother. It really has been.

[03:21:01] Oh my gosh!

[03:21:04] She's a GTA-RP streamer.

[03:21:07] She's a friend of mine.

[03:21:10] Okay. I can't be on stream this time of night.

[03:21:13] It's snowing.

[03:21:15] She looks good though.

[03:21:17] Don't she?

[03:21:18] Yeah.

[03:21:19] Yeah.

[03:21:20] Do you know her?

[03:21:21] Very well.

[03:21:22] What?

[03:21:23] Yeah, she's a friend of mine, yes.

[03:21:25] Like, very, like, like, how well, like, you know, her last name?

[03:21:30] Uh, yes, technically.

[03:21:32] Okay.

[03:21:33] Wait, that's your ex-friend's ex?

[03:21:38] Yeah, it's your ex-friend's ex!

[03:21:40] Technically!

[03:21:42] Yeah, but he wouldn't care about this one.

[03:21:45] really what do you care there's no he'd care

[03:21:51] yes he would he was like I tell you like oh nice it was cool

[03:21:55] I don't care about this girl dude it was like seven years ago

[03:22:00] it's already too late you already said it now you gotta go all in

[03:22:07] call it right now if I call her now she'd freak out

[03:22:11] oh my god bro I'm not gonna lie Jason

[03:22:16] i have burned two bridges in this stream with you

[03:22:19] and got zero hits on hinch

[03:22:22] and i did not i didn't i didn't do that

[03:22:25] hahahahaha

[03:22:36] we burned two bridges

[03:22:40] uh... dude

[03:22:44] what a fucking day

[03:22:45] what a fucking day

[03:22:49] well

[03:22:51] i think it's time and

[03:22:52] i think i need to i need i think i i need to get some uh... some chocolate

[03:22:55] some flowers and he's been straight to sit and apologize

[03:22:59] i i i i i i actually have to go

[03:23:01] beg for forgiveness from center

[03:23:03] i i'm not kidding you

[03:23:06] and now

[03:23:09] and basketball

[03:23:11] bro you're going to beat his ass because i can be here

[03:23:16] i was gonna be fucking awesome

[03:23:21] you know that's actually sick

[03:23:28] but just go bust your ship bro

[03:23:32] i would cook you too

[03:23:34] right now

[03:23:35] but not not in six months if i play

[03:23:38] six months

[03:23:39] uh... jace oh you don't know

[03:23:41] what is in six months

[03:23:42] i'm an athlete dog

[03:23:45] all jason

[03:23:47] uh...

[03:23:48] If you do push it right now, you're shh.

[03:23:50] Oh, Jason.

[03:23:51] I suppose you're going to pop.

[03:23:52] Yeah.

[03:23:54] You're a hockey, JV, hockey MVP.

[03:23:57] I play hockey every week, Doug.

[03:23:59] Hockey?

[03:24:00] Hockey's?

[03:24:02] I mean, I don't play hockey.

[03:24:03] I don't know.

[03:24:04] We should go ice skating.

[03:24:05] I don't know how I skate.

[03:24:06] I'll teach you.

[03:24:08] I'm bad.

[03:24:09] OK.

[03:24:09] It's a date.

[03:24:12] I just turned 18.

[03:24:15] I just turned 18.

[03:24:17] know what it will set the date

[03:24:27] we're going to hide

[03:24:28] that's just been blasted everywhere

[03:24:32] has been

[03:24:35] ditty day

[03:24:44] make it sick talk

[03:24:47] with a new case i saw

[03:24:51] I've never heard that, but you didn't.

[03:24:52] No.

[03:24:55] Do you make TikToks?

[03:24:56] No.

[03:24:57] I don't have that app.

[03:24:59] We got to make a TikTok to the KSI song.

[03:25:01] OK, how do we do it?

[03:25:13] Is the song good?

[03:25:27] OK.

[03:25:27] Upward.

[03:25:29] Don't do it.

[03:25:31] Nah, chat.

[03:25:33] It's going to be fun.

[03:25:51] Is this KSI?

[03:26:01] That doesn't sound like KSI.

[03:26:12] EMCA, it's a TikTok, right?

[03:26:17] Yeah.

[03:26:18] You want to dance?

[03:26:19] No.

[03:26:23] Okay, what are we doing?

[03:26:26] How do we do this?

[03:26:28] What are we, is this thing on?

[03:26:29] No, not like.

[03:26:32] Okay.

[03:26:33] What dance are we doing?

[03:26:35] I can't dance.

[03:26:36] Rip Vod?

[03:26:37] Why are they saying Rip Vod?

[03:26:38] That's okay.

[03:26:39] My chat freaks out.

[03:26:42] Okay, I'm excited.

[03:26:43] It's my first TikTok.

[03:26:45] All right.

[03:26:46] Okay.

[03:26:47] I'm just gonna dance, all right?

[03:26:48] Okay.

[03:26:48] We're gonna just freestyle this.

[03:26:50] Okay.

[03:26:51] Do I need to stand up?

[03:26:52] Okay.

[03:26:53] Oh my knees, fuck.

[03:26:55] Oh my fucking legs feel crazy too.

[03:26:59] Oh my knees.

[03:27:01] Okay.

[03:27:03] Alright ready?

[03:27:05] Just hit your emo.

[03:27:07] Okay.

[03:27:11] Not even.

[03:27:39] One take, hey.

[03:27:43] I'm sorry.

[03:27:45] Just send it bro.

[03:27:47] I can't get worse than that.

[03:27:49] I'm sorry.

[03:27:51] yeah bro all right it was great hanging out man I like you a lot man I think

[03:28:01] you're fucking awesome no I'm not kidding like I'm I'm cheering for you dog

[03:28:05] like you are I'm so happy for you thank you that means a lot like like what

[03:28:09] watching like the new generation come up as a part of the old guard you are

[03:28:13] the person to be leading the charge I'm not kidding legit bro legit legit

[03:28:20] you're a good you're a good kid

[03:28:22] so like trust me thank you thank you thank you yeah like keep it up man

[03:28:28] for real for real but next time i'm in LA next to me around let's fucking do

[03:28:31] something i'm down i'm down for sure

[03:28:34] yeah it's it's awesome what a great fucking story

[03:28:39] you have your longest dream of what for ages i never streamed this one

[03:28:43] damn yeah i streamed four hours a day

[03:28:46] Sinus calling no, bro another cynical. Oh

[03:28:51] She did call I got her

[03:28:54] Yeah, hello kill yourself. What?

[03:29:03] Can't you say that why does she do that?

[03:29:11] Yo

[03:29:18] I don't know what to say.

[03:29:20] Bro, there's something wrong with you.

[03:29:24] There's something wrong with you.

[03:29:26] That's...

[03:29:28] But as a friend, you know what I'm saying?

[03:29:30] As a friend, man.

[03:29:32] Oh my god.

[03:29:34] As a friend, dude.

[03:29:36] Jesus Christ. Someone just resubbed my chat.

[03:29:38] Say, why is Nick still on? I don't even know, bro.

[03:29:40] Yo.

[03:29:42] Okay, wake up, go live, and do it all again.

[03:29:44] Okay, to the NMP Lawyers.

[03:29:46] Appreciate this 8-hour stream

[03:29:48] unless you come back it ain't happenin

[03:29:52] I wouldn't even be that shit I wasn't even this I wasn't even live this long for

[03:29:57] Hassan

[03:29:57] I turned that shit off

[03:30:03] who?

[03:30:05] if I lose Senna I'm not gonna lie I'm gonna be upset

[03:30:09] I gotta apologize flowers maybe wait why does she say that

[03:30:13] did you apologize why she called back and tell it to me?

[03:30:16] She tells me to kill myself three four times a week like legit. I don't know

[03:30:23] I'm not gonna do it though cuz I like living

[03:30:33] Bruh, bruh, please answer please answer please answer

[03:30:42] Please answer

[03:30:45] Sin it sin it sin it you're not writing a twit longer are you?

[03:30:48] No, I would never do that, of course not.

[03:30:50] Sina, Sina, Sina, I won't do anything you want.

[03:30:53] Please do not post on Twitter.

[03:30:55] No, I would never do, I'm serious, I would never do that.

[03:30:57] That's crazy.

[03:30:58] Sina.

[03:30:59] I'm not even that pretty.

[03:31:00] Sina.

[03:31:01] I'm serious.

[03:31:02] Sina, please don't let the people on Twitter know I exist.

[03:31:03] I would do anything you want.

[03:31:05] Anything.

[03:31:06] Yeah, no, I would never, I would never do that.

[03:31:08] Sina.

[03:31:09] By the way, how long is catchy in town?

[03:31:10] What'd you say?

[03:31:11] How long is that catchy in town?

[03:31:13] For a while, why?

[03:31:14] I was curious.

[03:31:15] Sina, Sina, look at me, look at me.

[03:31:17] I will do whatever you want.

[03:31:19] I'm not going to lie to you.

[03:31:20] He was saying some crazy shit.

[03:31:23] Right.

[03:31:24] I remember it.

[03:31:25] Center.

[03:31:26] So you just finished the twit longer.

[03:31:31] Don't do it.

[03:31:32] I beg you.

[03:31:32] I can't lie to the guy that's weird.

[03:31:34] No, she called me Nicholas.

[03:31:35] It's over.

[03:31:36] No, I'm just kidding.

[03:31:37] Sit up.

[03:31:40] It's over, bro.

[03:31:41] I was going to save you.

[03:31:43] I was going to save you.

[03:31:43] All right.

[03:31:44] Save me, please, please, please.

[03:31:51] Hey.

[03:31:53] Hey.

[03:31:54] Nah, you know, I was trolling when I said that, I was going to be like,

[03:31:58] Nick actually cares about you a lot as a friend, and he said if he loses you,

[03:32:04] his world will end, but in like a friendly way.

[03:32:07] And he really just is looking for someone that is like you, but he's not like you.

[03:32:12] You know what I mean? Like, like, like your attributes and personality,

[03:32:17] but not you.

[03:32:19] Yes, yes.

[03:32:22] Because he sees you as a sister, like a sibling.

[03:32:29] A sister.

[03:32:31] Sister.

[03:32:35] Sees you as a sister.

[03:32:37] Yeah.

[03:32:38] No, you can't say that.

[03:32:41] You can't say that.

[03:32:42] Maybe Nick can.

[03:32:42] We have to.

[03:32:43] Then you stop talking.

[03:32:47] OK, well, you know what I mean.

[03:32:49] So yeah, hopefully.

[03:32:52] Right now.

[03:32:53] So he said in his words, he sees me as a sister?

[03:32:57] Yeah, but you heard it.

[03:32:58] Jack, take that down for the tour longer later.

[03:33:00] Please?

[03:33:01] Sina, please.

[03:33:02] Sina, I'm just going to say that.

[03:33:04] I'll give you $450,000 if you don't.

[03:33:24] All right, deal.

[03:33:25] Wait, I'm just like, P.D.D.

[03:33:26] No, no, no, I can't pay.

[03:33:27] That's what P.D.D. did.

[03:33:28] No, I'm sorry.

[03:33:46] I mean, honestly, hell of a run.

[03:33:48] 18,000 subs in Ireland?

[03:33:57] Dude.

[03:34:03] Oh, god.

[03:34:06] OK.

[03:34:07] Maybe escaped into Philippines with you.

[03:34:10] She even still here.

[03:34:13] Me and her should go get food though.

[03:34:21] Yeah, we should.

[03:34:28] I need to transfer my Android.

[03:34:31] He's downstairs in the kitchen, bro.

[03:34:33] I'm going to just grab a real quick hug.

[03:34:34] OK, I got him.

[03:34:36] Oh my god.

[03:34:37] Chats, this was fun.

[03:34:42] Hopefully, Senna doesn't end my career.

[03:34:46] Jason's chat, you guys are fucking awesome, by the way.

[03:34:50] had so much fun

[03:34:52] uh...

[03:34:54] my chat

[03:34:55] i'm surprised you got your old fools even you know a week this late at night

[03:34:59] uh...

[03:35:01] but yeah do you know that you know jason's awesome

[03:35:04] he's awesome

[03:35:06] uh... i can't do i got no hits on hinge

[03:35:09] so

[03:35:11] uh... i need to go to a cold shower

[03:35:14] and pray

[03:35:18] i need a prayer

[03:35:20] i'm fucking exhausted

[03:35:21] i'm gonna be in bed in two and a half hours

[03:35:27] yeah eight thirty

[03:35:29] i will be i will be in bed at eight thirty by myself

[03:35:38] yeah

[03:35:40] if she's still here

[03:35:43] but it's not a date

[03:35:45] it's not a date

[03:35:47] no i mean

[03:35:50] per maybe

[03:35:53] about your own

[03:35:54] i mean not it's not a date

[03:36:00] check twitter all know bro

[03:36:05] much or is the load here in the south of the opinion

[03:36:10] because of my prayers and load here

[03:36:15] well i know why you sick

[03:36:16] fuck you

[03:36:18] what

[03:36:19] all

[03:36:22] wait

[03:36:24] center

[03:36:29] hello

[03:36:30] you are blocked

[03:36:31] bitch ass nigga don't ever come at me like that every day you're fucking like

[03:36:35] you are blocked

[03:36:36] bitch ass

[03:36:37] did he ask?

[03:36:38] yes

[03:36:40] bro

[03:36:49] i don't even know what to say bro

[03:36:52] i'm so sorry

[03:36:54] please

[03:36:55] forgive

[03:36:56] me

[03:36:57] i'm at your mercy

[03:37:02] it's over

[03:37:05] it's over

[03:37:06] it's bad

[03:37:07] we're forced to raid her

[03:37:12] i can't all right told fanfan i would

[03:37:16] it's cooked man

[03:37:17] yeah that's a heavy duty tripod

[03:37:18] the fuck

[03:37:19] yeah

[03:37:20] like they can ship

[03:37:22] so how do you get your strings you play music

[03:37:27] the eyes go in there and say goodbye

[03:37:29] but you guys switch it to your ingest

[03:37:31] so they don't see me

[03:37:31] oh yeah i do that

[03:37:33] because you got

[03:37:34] you ship too right

[03:37:35] just throw the other one

[03:37:36] you should pop over

[03:37:37] I don't even know you can have this one in here.

[03:37:41] Wait, this one's offline though.

[03:37:44] What was that?

[03:37:46] Is that it?

[03:37:50] Yeah, just click ingest.

[03:37:52] Yeah, start that.

[03:37:54] And once it's all in, you should be good to go.

[03:37:56] Okay, but wait, does FanFest stream here?

[03:37:58] Yeah, she's in there streaming.

[03:38:00] What? She lives here?

[03:38:02] Yeah, she's just visiting.

[03:38:04] Yeah.

[03:38:09] It didn't work that easy.

[03:38:16] Wait, it didn't work that easy?

[03:38:19] It didn't work.

[03:38:20] Yo, is Jason Strain on his phone now?

[03:38:23] Yo, Chad, we good?

[03:38:25] Smooth as fuck.

[03:38:31] Hey, that's fucking sick, yo.

[03:38:33] Yeah, that's what you're doing?

[03:38:35] No, it's TT's, but we did it together.

[03:38:38] Oh.

[03:38:39] At Oro too, so.

[03:38:41] Shit.

[03:38:44] Look at Strain, bro, I can't.

[03:38:47] I'm just gonna I'm just gonna break you up. Oh fuck

[03:39:00] Yeah, we're good. See I'm gonna go turn knock your good. Yeah. Thank you for letting me come on your stream

[03:39:06] Yeah, you know that leak the house, right?

[03:39:08] No, I'm probably gonna go bother thinking and send your cash for a little bit. Okay. Wait my Uber

[03:39:14] How are you gonna your stream? I'm gonna say goodbye. Hey, go bother make it make a tick-tock with the rest

[03:39:19] She's she's good at dancing

[03:39:25] How do you do that?

[03:39:26] Uh, drive the GT over.

[03:39:39] Are you spying on my wicking feet?

[03:40:09] Is that, is that what's happening right now?

[03:40:11] Did you just watch us watch Eats?

[03:40:13] What?

[03:40:16] Can you put your toes in your mouth?

[03:40:19] No.

[03:40:20] Or not like do it, but I mean are you capable of doing that?

[03:40:23] What the fuck are you, what is this website?

[03:40:26] We're looking at fees.

[03:40:28] It's my fees, it's okay.

[03:40:30] You have a website of just your fee?

[03:40:33] Yeah, but look at me.

[03:40:34] No, but his dog is back on.

[03:40:36] Hi, man.

[03:40:38] We were just talking about, I was just

[03:40:39] talking about how wholesome some feet enjoyers are.

[03:40:43] They come to my side, they're like, hello, Miss Fanfin.

[03:40:45] Any chance of feet showage today?

[03:40:47] She has her feet out right now.

[03:40:49] Yeah, the dogs are up.

[03:40:50] Can you just show your feet?

[03:40:52] Yeah.

[03:40:52] Oh, you're a feet fan.

[03:40:54] Interesting.

[03:40:54] I want to get paid for it.

[03:40:56] Interesting.

[03:40:57] Nah, I was just coming in to say hi,

[03:41:00] see what the vibes are.

[03:41:01] Do you guys enjoy your stream?

[03:41:03] My atmosphere was amazing. It was fun. I had fun. Now I'm about to go.

[03:41:07] I'm going to sit down on the couch and build upstairs by myself.

[03:41:13] Wait, really?

[03:41:14] Yeah.

[03:41:15] You can pay out here if you want.

[03:41:16] I really need a pee.

[03:41:18] Wait, can you ask him the same question that you asked me?

[03:41:22] Oh, would you accept a foot job from your girlfriend or wife?

[03:41:28] How would that make you feel?

[03:41:30] I probably, I think that would make me kind of uncomfortable.

[03:41:35] Okay, me too.

[03:41:37] What if that's the only action that you get?

[03:41:40] I don't think, better than nothing.

[03:41:44] What if that's the only requirement?

[03:41:46] That's a requirement for you to get back anything.

[03:41:49] Is this like a German fetish?

[03:41:51] No, no, I didn't even know how we started this topic.

[03:41:54] I also dislike you a lot. We're just curious.

[03:41:58] Hmm, you know, I'm not gonna be a feed job guy. I'm gonna be honest

[03:42:05] I'll be right back in a piss, okay?

[03:42:09] Thank you

[03:42:21] I saw on a dollar side, I mean I don't know what I can show in this house

[03:42:46] I'm fucking lost yo Nick where's the rest of you what's good Jason's chat

[03:43:13] hell of a day huh hell yeah run the cornzilla hell of a day show us the GTR

[03:43:21] You want to see it? I'll take you out there. Fuck it.

[03:43:27] I'll show it to you.

[03:43:29] No problem.

[03:43:31] Yeah, let me do it.

[03:43:38] So it's a 20 something something.

[03:43:41] It's my baby.

[03:43:44] Let me go here.

[03:43:50] There she is.

[03:43:51] We got white.

[03:43:53] It's not stock.

[03:43:56] It has 740 horsepower.

[03:43:59] Let me see. Turn on.

[03:44:00] turn on and it's locked, can't go in.

[03:44:03] But it's pretty cool, not bad, right?

[03:44:09] It's like the favorite thing I ever bought.

[03:44:11] It's my dream car.

[03:44:13] I love it so much.

[03:44:16] And I also got an S-Late for streaming,

[03:44:19] so I do a lot of stuff in the car.

[03:44:22] So it's not bad, right?

[03:44:24] I got it for a good deal too.

[03:44:27] Because I can pretty much sell it.

[03:44:30] I can sell it for what I bought for three years ago

[03:44:32] Because that's not much of the used car market as it went up.

[03:44:34] So I didn't even lose any money on it.

[03:44:36] Isn't that crazy?

[03:44:38] So that's a huge W.

[03:44:40] Revit.

[03:44:42] You want me to rev it?

[03:44:44] Okay, let me find my car keys.

[03:44:46] Keep in mind, it's a V6 guys, alright?

[03:44:55] You need some?

[03:44:57] Fuck.

[03:45:02] Let me see.

[03:45:04] I don't even know where my keys are.

[03:45:06] Are you sure they're your car keys?

[03:45:08] Yeah, they want me to hit, they want me to rev it.

[03:45:10] Oh my god.

[03:45:10] Hey, uh, here, hold your boys for a second.

[03:45:18] You be careful not to leak stuff,

[03:45:19] because there's always others in places, okay?

[03:45:21] Where, where, where?

[03:45:23] Like, what can I not leak in this house?

[03:45:37] Test drive it, they'll call you Rob.

[03:45:45] Uh...

[03:46:03] Where are my car keys?

[03:46:04] Oh, where you going?

[03:46:05] I'll be right there.

[03:46:06] Yo, what up, bro?

[03:46:07] Yo, are you streaming?

[03:46:09] Uh, yeah, I'm doing an iron racing game today.

[03:46:12] Oh, wait. Oh, so you're busy today?

[03:46:23] You're fucking dodging me, bro

[03:46:26] You're a pussy

[03:46:31] I'm literally flying out the 11th. No, I'm flying out the 11th. No, you're pussy, bro

[03:46:46] What about tonight, like 9.30? 10? That's too late.

[03:46:52] 9.30, 10? Hmm. I mean, fuck. Fuck it. Wait, what are you doing right now?

[03:47:02] I'm doing this racing simulator.

[03:47:04] I see. Alright, alright. I'll just text you.

[03:47:09] Alright, text me. Sorry, bro. I'm not dodging you.

[03:47:12] You're fucking dodging me.

[03:47:13] Yeah, you can see what Mrs. Do.

[03:47:36] Could I just explore Austin? You should I want to see your car though. Hey, let me take it. How much is it stuff?

[03:47:44] How much what?

[03:47:46] it's a

[03:47:48] 2022 or something 2023 and

[03:47:52] It's like a hundred and ten hundred twenty K

[03:47:57] That Peyton cash of course

[03:48:00] Why don't want to have like a loan I got tariff on so you don't die

[03:48:03] okay

[03:48:06] There you go around yeah

[03:48:14] A couple years ago come on now

[03:48:26] Now why they say it why they say in lead face a test drive. You know drive. Yeah

[03:48:32] Not all my glasses though. Oh

[03:48:34] Are you here? It's a v6 so

[03:49:10] Probably shouldn't do that when it's cold yeah, probably not but but the thing is if I break it

[03:49:34] Wait, I didn't want to win over

[03:49:46] You think I'm a fucking leaker

[03:49:52] Anyone needs your house do you have any stuff there's

[03:50:02] Well, yeah, I mean you leave your stuff to do

[03:50:11] No, this is probably 3-2.

[03:50:13] I'll probably get a...

[03:50:14] Do you know Emeru?

[03:50:15] I do know Emeru, but I think she's busy.

[03:50:17] Oh, no.

[03:50:19] You're not bad.

[03:50:20] You're not... you're not...

[03:50:28] Let's see, who else did you ever get lost in?

[03:50:31] Wait, I didn't know that.

[03:50:32] Is that what you said?

[03:50:38] No.

[03:50:39] You did?

[03:50:40] Thank you.

[03:50:48] Your stomach hurts?

[03:50:49] A little.

[03:50:50] I think the taco and the steak is catching up to you.

[03:50:52] Oh, no, Brandon.

[03:50:53] She was good, though.

[03:50:54] It was, but maybe it was...

[03:50:56] maybe it was wrong or something.

[03:50:58] Okay

[03:51:08] There's a lot to do to be honest

[03:51:11] Yeah, what should I do chat? Who should I go for a bother? Who stream who streams I go bother? I

[03:51:18] Mean sentence if she doesn't cancel me

[03:51:21] What I'm doing. I'm doing so what's in it tomorrow?

[03:51:25] What do you think what do you think?

[03:51:27] What are you gonna do now? Are you waiting till I leave the house?

[03:51:31] You know make sure you're set first obviously

[03:51:33] But I'm probably not going on a date, bro.

[03:51:43] I'm not going on a date, man.

[03:51:46] Like, to be honest, I'm probably going to play on stream for tomorrow. Clean up a little bit.

[03:51:51] Fucking enter some emails.

[03:51:56] What's the most expensive thing you own inside your car, a house?

[03:52:01] I don't even own this house. It's just a car.

[03:52:03] I own this one.

[03:52:05] Yeah, bro.

[03:52:09] No, I'll be honest with you. I put most of my money back into technology if I spend it at all

[03:52:16] Technology for the string for the house. We've got camera. There's like 14k

[03:52:21] I read that's the tech my backpacks like 30k

[03:52:25] I don't I don't like buy expensive things

[03:52:29] Me neither

[03:52:34] Jim fuck the gym. I don't grow the gym fucking kidding

[03:52:38] Yo, yo, can I pull up?

[03:53:18] Yo, hey Mari, y'all not allowed to come over?

[03:53:35] What makes you say that?

[03:53:51] Yeah, be fuckin' nice to me with the fuck.

[03:54:12] It's not again dude.

[03:54:16] Yeah, it's me.

[03:54:19] I can't man, look, I don't have a ditty.

[03:54:25] No, I don't have a ditty.

[03:54:34] Honestly, no joke?

[03:54:36] Are you actually playing?

[03:54:40] Yeah.

[03:54:46] Okay, let's all do it.

[03:54:50] Yo, Mizz, can you send that ad?

[03:54:59] Okay.

[03:55:01] I

[03:55:07] Just hate me. I don't you worry about I'm just gonna pull up in I don't know

[03:55:14] Peace you know now I call it limited

[03:55:22] You should ladies great. I've known her for over 10 years. Really? Yeah

[03:55:26] I carry her for feet picks back and will work out back in like, you know, you what?

[03:55:32] I got her. I got her hydrated

[03:55:36] I think all it's like your most craziest. Oh, I got to keep that a dream act for telling you employee

[03:55:48] I make too much money to be doing with your shit

[03:55:51] That ass is keeping me out now. I've changed since they're

[03:55:55] Elinity EMP. Oh my gosh, I'm lagging wait

[03:56:02] Oh, yeah, this is a worst spot to understand I should go to them understand

[03:56:10] Trevor

[03:56:11] How's that boot bag?

[03:56:29] It's my bad dog, I was putting the password.

[03:56:33] Stop fingering us.

[03:56:37] We're back, tech house.

[03:56:40] This spot has no, uh, what the fuck?

[03:56:47] Jesus.

[03:56:48] Bro, someone said we'd not catch you boy.

[03:56:56] I was touching, first of all, I'll touch her.

[03:56:59] I was touching y'all to get you on the wifi so it isn't F.

[03:57:02] 95k!

[03:57:03] Let's get it, dog.

[03:57:07] Thank you, man.

[03:57:09] That's huge, bro.

[03:57:11] Thank you, bro.

[03:57:12] You know, I don't want you to feel me like being your man, and not just a baby Sydney.

[03:57:16] You sure you're good?

[03:57:17] I'm good, I like it.

[03:57:18] I'm not going on a date, man.

[03:57:22] I'm not.

[03:57:23] I'm just making sure you're straight.

[03:57:24] Bro, are you just going to message some hints?

[03:57:25] Fuck you, man.

[03:57:26] God!

[03:57:27] Are you kidding me?

[03:57:28] You just got to message some hints just sitting here.

[03:57:33] Just sitting here.

[03:57:34] I like this text to the girl.

[03:57:36] Oh my God, bro.

[03:57:38] That's crazy.

[03:57:40] crazy

[03:57:41] right check your inch

[03:57:42] nah the boost is not doing work

[03:57:48] damn nah i wasn't wasting the fucking money

[03:58:00] zero is crazy

[03:58:04] wandtap collab exclamation mark

[03:58:10] nah chat

[03:58:12] nah chat am i going to see wandtap

[03:58:15] shut up just put

[03:58:17] the message to the address

[03:58:25] uh

[03:58:26] he did

[03:58:27] what if i go see a lenity 2

[03:58:32] You should. When he's great dude. There's no nice people around him.

[03:58:36] Hey!

[03:58:47] Hey, what's up?

[03:58:49] Do you know who this is?

[03:58:53] What are you doing right now?

[03:58:55] Are you live or no?

[03:58:59] No.

[03:59:01] Nah, I'm in Austin, I'm streaming right now.

[03:59:03] Yeah!

[03:59:06] What are you up to?

[03:59:07] I'm on. How have you come far?

[03:59:09] I just came just to meet everyone here in Austin.

[03:59:11] All the streamers, all the cool people.

[03:59:13] Oh shit!

[03:59:15] Very like you met so far. I've met Nick

[03:59:20] I mean, I mean, I've already met basically everyone I met

[03:59:25] It's sweet, but like, you know, just doing streams with everyone. Oh

[03:59:29] Yeah, but I just feel mad ugly right now

[03:59:34] Why just feel mad ugly?

[03:59:39] You feel ugly

[03:59:47] I just feel fucking hideous right now like

[03:59:53] Did something happen to your face?

[03:59:56] No, no, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.

[03:59:58] No, but, um, um, are you busy?

[04:00:02] Can I go?

[04:00:05] Just don't show.

[04:00:06] Can I go say hi?

[04:00:08] Do I please?

[04:00:11] Is that, is that a bit too, you know, too crazy?

[04:00:17] I am.

[04:00:22] I'm not going to talk to you, what?

[04:00:32] I, I, oh, shit.

[04:00:35] You want to go to Mrs. I'm at Nick's house, but I have to ask Miss.

[04:00:54] I don't even know where Miss lives now. I haven't moved or something.

[04:01:07] Well, I mean I don't want you to feel forced to meet me.

[04:01:16] Like if you're busy.

[04:01:17] Oh no, like five minutes.

[04:01:28] Yeah, yeah, call me if I'll.

[04:01:32] All right, you are hideous

[04:02:00] Poke

[04:02:43] She's calling me

[04:02:46] What?

[04:02:47] Chad I just pulled the missus

[04:03:09] You know that's it. Yeah, this house is right next to us, too

[04:03:14] So there's how much people over there

[04:03:16] Fuck yeah, I'm just gonna go to miss his house. Why not? Why not?

[04:03:21] I guess she knows to do I mean Austin. I'm just exploring the city. Thank you for inviting me today

[04:03:27] Bro glad you came. Thank you. No, it's awesome

[04:03:31] Man, we also really do it. Oh

[04:03:37] There's music live music downtown, too

[04:03:41] You're probably not a goddess walk on the street. All right. No, I am. Oh you are. Yeah, I

[04:03:46] Love walking

[04:03:50] Taken why y'all saying cap so low walk in the streets

[04:04:06] Sixth Street. I'll be honest about to get dark for six years about the pop

[04:04:10] Yeah, but I heard it's like yeah, I heard it's weak as fuck during the weekday

[04:04:14] Cuz it's college students right?

[04:04:17] So college worse

[04:04:19] What high schoolers?

[04:04:21] Yeah

[04:04:23] Six weeks. Yes

[04:04:26] What do you mean? You can walk there. I don't know. I need check

[04:04:29] 6th Street?

[04:04:33] Yeah, be careful on 6th Street, bro.

[04:04:35] What happens?

[04:04:37] You'll get shot on 6th Street.

[04:04:39] What do you mean?

[04:04:41] 6th Street is pure degeneracy.

[04:04:43] REC?

[04:04:45] Gotta be honest.

[04:04:47] Yeah.

[04:04:53] I don't know.

[04:04:55] I don't know me.

[04:04:57] I mean, I know me, but I don't know about their contact and shit.

[04:04:59] I know what you can.

[04:05:05] Are you in TSM right now?

[04:05:07] in TSM right now? No this is my favorite Apex team. Oh you watch eSports? This is Apex.

[04:05:17] Yeah. My Uber is 15 minutes away. Everything here is so far from each other. I know.

[04:05:23] But, wait so why why do people why do people

[04:05:28] like why is it Austin this far? Because it's a lot cheaper.

[04:05:31] Well Austin specifically. This house was 700K. Really? It's just ginormous. Yeah. I mean that's a lot but like. I mean compared to put this in LA it was at 34 mil. Yeah. Yeah. And we got fiber here, really good internet.

[04:05:48] There's no income tax. Texas is better. It's a little slower too. But then you live in Texas. I like Texas. I was really raised in Texas.

[04:06:01] It's just a little slower in here.

[04:06:02] It's not like LA.

[04:06:03] Yeah, I can see between like McLarens and fast life, you know?

[04:06:07] Mm.

[04:06:07] It's slow.

[04:06:08] You prefer Texas?

[04:06:10] Yeah, I don't like LA.

[04:06:11] Mm.

[04:06:12] I think these are too crowded.

[04:06:15] I agree, and the drive's out there fucking assholes.

[04:06:18] Yeah.

[04:06:21] Right, it's not bad.

[04:06:22] Fake-ass Texan.

[04:06:23] How am I fake Texan?

[04:06:24] I literally, I literally am born and raised in Arlington.

[04:06:28] Not born, I was born in Fort Worth.

[04:06:30] Why do you say there's a Polar Bear in Arlington?

[04:06:32] It's weird comes out. There's no you know, it's rare to get to find a pull-a-bear in

[04:06:39] all the two

[04:06:42] It's where it's book

[04:06:49] Nah, I'll take time going crazy

[04:06:52] Oh

[04:07:01] Are you looking for right now?

[04:07:11] Charger, oh

[04:07:14] Thank you, man

[04:07:16] Fanfan tiktok

[04:07:19] We should get it why she's hot man. She's still up there while she's hot

[04:07:25] Who's the mouse that track the person you brought on the journey before

[04:07:31] Yep.

[04:07:32] The most attractive person?

[04:07:35] Yep.

[04:07:36] Is that a personal question?

[04:07:39] Nope.

[04:07:40] I don't know.

[04:07:44] And try not to say Senna.

[04:07:47] The most attractive person I've ever shown you?

[04:07:50] Nope.

[04:07:58] Asada?

[04:07:59] You are.

[04:08:00] I mean he's pretty good looking when it goes on.

[04:08:03] I'm gonna love Asada.

[04:08:07] Why'd I say Jason the Wien?

[04:08:09] I mean you're a good looking dude though.

[04:08:11] I don't care.

[04:08:20] Bro you did not whisper in my ear kaichi.

[04:08:22] I didn't bruh.

[04:08:24] Why are you doing this to me bruh?

[04:08:26] You're still here.

[04:08:39] What is this?

[04:09:11] Yo, why does she make that video by the way?

[04:09:13] Y'all seen her twitter video?

[04:09:22] She made a Maya ex-meety

[04:09:24] real.

[04:09:26] Or a highlight reel.

[04:09:28] And it's fucking my low life.

[04:09:30] It's like look at this shit.

[04:10:03] By what?

[04:11:07] room between y'all right now though. There's bad room in t-

[04:11:11] What?

[04:11:12] What was that?

[04:11:13] I'm not being the alien bro.

[04:11:28] What do you mean?

[04:11:29] I am not being the alien.

[04:11:30] Why did you just randomly start picking up a basketball and dribbling it?

[04:11:34] By what?

[04:11:35] Cause now I'm awkward. Don't say I grabbed my stuff with my hands, don't say it.

[04:11:39] Why?

[04:11:40] Cause you just like try to expose me right there.

[04:11:42] What do you mean?

[04:11:52] Alright, oh shit. I'm uh...

[04:11:54] It's eight minutes away. Don't even look.

[04:12:00] 15 minutes away is like literally like 40 miles here.

[04:12:04] I know. Everything is so spacious.

[04:12:08] Lacey live. Fuck that fat fuck it. Fuck face too.

[04:12:16] Yeah he said cunt. Hello?

[04:12:53] Uh y'all speaker. Yes, Pawn.

[04:12:57] Do you want to meet big mothas and we can like

[04:13:01] just like whatever you want to do. Yeah let's do it. Did you check

[04:13:05] Should I take some for you y'all are tight like that

[04:13:13] Okay, but I'm sure it's fine

[04:13:24] What's my ETA like that one what's on

[04:13:29] Nah, my mama Uber is in six minutes, but it's probably like I don't mean like

[04:13:43] Let's see from here

[04:13:46] let me put this in my maps with the location in my maps and see how far it

[04:13:50] is it is 30 minutes I'll be there 30 minutes no yeah you could be I'm gonna

[04:14:07] be there 30 minutes bye bye I'm gonna make fan fan an author on top of my

[04:15:55] I'm great. I'm great. Now I'm just waiting for my Uber, man. Three minutes. Don't worry.

[04:17:15] Don't worry. I'm gonna be gone soon, okay? No rent. What? That is mad. No, my bad. My

[04:17:43] bad y'all I'm just chillin this is perfect yeah hanging out watching you yeah

[04:17:59] you're great great great streamers

[04:18:02] Alright my gosh, you ready to look?

[04:18:04] Everything's Kevin?

[04:18:05] Yeah, I know what you're doing.

[04:18:07] That's what we're doing on the list.

[04:18:09] Very nice.

[04:18:10] There it is.

[04:18:11] What a great day, man.

[04:18:19] They tested it.

[04:18:20] You gotta get some Texas bar before you leave, bro.

[04:18:23] I'm learning.

[04:18:24] All the Texas has a heck of a suspension.

[04:18:26] Oh, fuck.

[04:18:27] I'm looking for you somewhere.

[04:18:29] Okay.

[04:18:30] So you know about Terry Blacks?

[04:18:32] No, I know.

[04:18:33] I know.

[04:18:34] Cracker Barrel.

[04:18:35] Is it Cracker Barrel?

[04:18:36] Yeah.

[04:18:37] Cracker Barrel, in for barbecue?

[04:18:40] No, not for barbecue though.

[04:18:51] Why is your phone so smooth?

[04:18:53] Smooth?

[04:18:54] Yes, it's like really, it's a smoothy.

[04:18:56] What are they doing up there?

[04:18:58] I don't know.

[04:18:59] This house is weird, isn't it?

[04:19:01] Yeah, it is.

[04:19:02] At least they're streaming, you know.

[04:19:04] They're like a sponsored stream, I think.

[04:19:06] You got me.

[04:19:09] Four of that coffee.

[04:19:11] Four of that coffee.

[04:19:14] Doin' that coffee.

[04:19:18] Doin' that coffee, bro.

[04:19:20] Yes, not bad.

[04:19:22] You gotta stop!

[04:19:24] You're a real...

[04:19:26] I was just trying to be quiet here.

[04:19:28] No, no, no, no, no.

[04:19:29] It's what they say.

[04:19:40] Yeah, they're at the wrong wall.

[04:20:01] So, like, what y'all, what y'all playing at, Newer?

[04:20:04] Mm, right here.

[04:20:11] I want to be a salad.

[04:20:13] You get an?

[04:20:14] An X?

[04:20:15] I need a salad.

[04:20:16] A salad, man?

[04:20:17] No fries.

[04:20:18] You know how I'm gonna make a salad?

[04:20:19] Or we'll go get a salad.

[04:20:20] You said no fries, we have to get a small hot fried.

[04:20:23] I know, no fries.

[04:20:25] You see?

[04:20:25] on fries, just not live from where, home.

[04:20:29] No, either I bake one or I go to a restaurant.

[04:20:36] That's all what we're coming for.

[04:20:38] They were in the back door.

[04:20:39] Interesting.

[04:20:41] Which is literally what you're going to have.

[04:20:46] Wait, so you recently went to Austin?

[04:20:52] No, so I wrapped it up six days ago for a contest

[04:20:57] that I can't stay in anymore.

[04:20:59] I don't really know anyone so I'm here for at least another week and I was asking him

[04:21:09] how long should I stay and say I take it week by week so I don't know what I'm saying.

[04:21:13] Well, where do you originally come from?

[04:21:15] The Philippines.

[04:21:16] Oh, you flew away from the Philippines?

[04:21:18] Yeah.

[04:21:19] Jeal, do you like to hear better?

[04:21:21] I'm hearing that it's a bad thing, you know, it's more about the people than

[04:21:24] the place.

[04:21:25] Yeah.

[04:21:26] I mean, so far so good, but...

[04:21:28] How is it like in the Philippines? I've seen Marvel in there.

[04:21:31] You sure? That's amazing there. Do you have the best pictures?

[04:21:34] I know some Tagalog.

[04:21:36] Oh, really? Like what?

[04:21:38] I know Mahalakita.

[04:21:43] Damn, damn.

[04:21:45] I know Pic-Pic.

[04:21:48] Don't push that. Why do you know both languages?

[04:21:55] All the things.

[04:21:57] I know a bunch of other Asians.

[04:22:00] say it's happened to multiple cultures I'm actually really tap into Hispanic

[04:22:06] culture as well yeah you're pretty well-rounded man yeah I'm not I don't

[04:22:16] nothing or anything I'm useless useless I'm going to a car to have saw this

[04:22:23] I mean, yeah, but it's also like a Mexican kickback.

[04:22:27] I used to do cappuccino in high school.

[04:22:30] Oh, I like baloo.

[04:22:32] Oh my God.

[04:22:33] I love baloo.

[04:22:34] I love baloo.

[04:22:35] That's the egg I got selling.

[04:22:36] You gotta sell it.

[04:22:37] Oh, Uber's here.

[04:22:38] Hey.

[04:22:39] Brother.

[04:22:40] How are you doing?

[04:22:41] There it is.

[04:22:42] You got it?

[04:22:45] My hand is cold.

[04:22:46] I'm not sure.

[04:22:47] I'm not sure.

[04:22:48] I'm not sure.

[04:22:50] I'm not sure.

[04:22:53] Oh, how are you?

[04:22:55] There it is. We got it.

[04:22:57] My hand is cold as fuck.

[04:22:59] Sorry about that.

[04:23:01] It was a pleasure. I'm out.

[04:23:03] Please, please try to believe the house. I appreciate you.

[04:23:05] I'm not, I'm not having...

[04:23:07] Jason's chat. 07s. We'll see you around.

[04:23:09] 07s.

[04:23:11] We'll see you around.

[04:23:13] Goodbye, darling.

[04:23:18] Take care.

[04:23:20] Wow, are you getting that old?

[04:23:22] I'm gonna put it on my chest.

[04:23:24] I'm out. Peace. I'm sorry. You can take that off here.

[04:25:02] I think I got it. You got it? I don't know. I don't think it's nobody else's. Here. Watch.

[04:25:12] Look, it just snaps right there. Oh, I'm tripping. I see.

[04:25:16] It's my grandson and she's four and it makes it so the seat belt doesn't come off.

[04:25:22] Oh, that's a little person.

[04:25:25] That is a little person.

[04:25:27] It's very weak.

[04:25:29] Wait.

[04:25:31] Did you see that?

[04:25:33] I don't really care what the hell it's all you want, but...

[04:25:38] It's, you know, proportions are wrong.

[04:25:40] Right. It's very disproportionate.

[04:25:42] It should have been seven foot and something just stopped.

[04:25:46] Damn.

[04:25:47] Did you get a lot of arms, Roy?

[04:25:48] Damn, I...

[04:25:49] Like, I made it.

[04:25:50] Yeah, the interesting build.

[04:25:52] Yeah.

[04:25:53] Oh my gosh, do you imagine?

[04:25:55] My granddaughter's school says your, uh...

[04:25:58] shorts and your skirts have to be fingertip one.

[04:26:03] What are you doing with your fingertips?

[04:26:05] They're like, here.

[04:26:06] Caps.

[04:26:07] No idea this time.

[04:26:09] That would be crazy.

[04:26:11] I think we should go.

[04:26:12] Nah, I feel it.

[04:26:13] I'll probably whip you up.

[04:26:14] Like, you know, what if that was the...

[04:26:17] I mean, I'm sure they would make a difference.

[04:26:23] Yeah, yeah.

[04:26:30] Yeah.

[04:26:32] I agree.

[04:26:34] I mean, you know, sometimes,

[04:26:36] you should ask questions.

[04:26:38] Yeah, sometimes you ask questions in life.

[04:26:40] But you have to ask life questions.

[04:26:42] I'd like to stop asking questions.

[04:26:47] Yeah.

[04:26:49] I'm sorry.

[04:27:11] You can't see somebody's eyes.

[04:27:15] You can't trust them because they could be like,

[04:27:19] So, man, Halloween's a lot of masks and stuff like that.

[04:27:24] Hmm, so you...

[04:27:26] Well, come with me, I'll sort of respond.

[04:27:28] First of all, my dog, well, my husband's dog goes crazy.

[04:27:32] Oh.

[04:27:33] Second of all, he's gonna get shot, huh?

[04:27:37] No.

[04:27:38] You're gonna get bed when you walk into the shop.

[04:27:40] I don't...

[04:27:41] I just don't...

[04:27:43] You ever had a near-death experience?

[04:27:45] No.

[04:27:46] Well, I kind of just don't remember.

[04:27:48] Well, so I had my daughter when I was 21, and I was going to have my students side, so I could have people, kids have my daughter, because I was my 30th, I was 20.

[04:27:57] And they did the surgery and told me to stay in bed, and then they gave me two purpose sets and I went to sleep.

[04:28:10] Uh, the working work.

[04:28:11] I woke up at three children, and if I get up in the middle of the night and have to pee, I have to go.

[04:28:21] Like, I'm not thinking I have to ask somebody, right?

[04:28:24] Should I ask somebody?

[04:28:26] I went to the bathroom, I was internally bleeding and didn't know it.

[04:28:30] Damn.

[04:28:31] Got up off the toilet and I fell and I smacked my head on the sink.

[04:28:34] Oh, shit.

[04:28:35] Nobody knew I was in there.

[04:28:40] How long were you out there?

[04:28:41] I have no idea.

[04:28:42] They think about a half an hour.

[04:28:43] Shit.

[04:28:44] When I woke up, the call bell to pull was on the other side of the bathroom.

[04:28:49] And you know, like, hospital bathrooms are huge for no good reason.

[04:28:54] I had to reach, like, push, I couldn't get up.

[04:28:58] I physically cut my heart, pushed myself over, and I pulled the call belt that lines

[04:29:05] goes.

[04:29:06] And I couldn't let it go.

[04:29:07] I was barely able.

[04:29:08] I don't remember them getting me off the floor.

[04:29:51] I remember them taking my blood pressure and you have five liters of blood in your

[04:30:37] body, which really isn't that much when you consider it.

[04:30:42] This is a liter.

[04:30:43] You have five of these of just blood circling your body at all times, right?

[04:30:49] I had three and a half of it in my stomach.

[04:30:52] So it was all, I was thinking, I went down to the, I was, I was seeing each other.

[04:31:00] That's some crazy shit.

[04:31:01] That's in your death experience, but I don't even remember.

[04:31:04] My penics almost exploded.

[04:31:05] Oh my gosh.

[04:31:06] I had to get it, get it, get it.

[04:31:08] Take it down immediately?

[04:31:10] Yeah.

[04:31:11] That's, it has some purpose.

[04:31:13] Yeah, it's gone.

[04:31:14] I no longer have any penics.

[04:31:16] You've been on your phone for a while now.

[04:31:18] Ah.

[04:31:19] I don't even know what that does.

[04:31:21] It's what it produces bile, and when it doesn't work, your liver has to overwork and see if you're really sick, and if you have to have it taken out, and you can't get any fried food, or you're not supposed to, but I still have mines on the way here, but my daughter had hers taken out when she was 25.

[04:31:41] She might have been younger, but it's common in these days.

[04:31:48] Your story was much worse than mine.

[04:31:50] It's confident, not really because you would have been closer to death than I was.

[04:31:54] At least I was in the hospital when it happens.

[04:31:56] Where were you when you all of a sudden had your appendix blow up?

[04:31:59] I mean, it almost did.

[04:32:02] But, I was at home, I thought I needed a shit.

[04:32:05] But apparently my appendix was just about a rupture.

[04:32:09] So I ate some cereal and it made it even worse.

[04:32:12] So then I was on the way to school with the crazy stomach pains like,

[04:32:15] I can't do this, but then I went into a hospital.

[04:32:19] How old were you?

[04:32:21] I was like 16.

[04:32:23] And at 16, to say like, you know, I got to go to the hospital, that's...

[04:32:27] Yeah.

[04:32:29] No, it's because I had to throw up.

[04:32:31] And I threw up on the side of the road.

[04:32:33] My parents were like, oh, yeah.

[04:32:36] But I have another desperate experience.

[04:32:38] What?

[04:32:40] Well, I didn't think I was really like, oh, I'm gonna die.

[04:32:42] But so I was at this beach.

[04:32:44] All right.

[04:32:46] I was on the date with this girl.

[04:32:48] around like 1 a.m. It was like a little picnic beach date

[04:32:55] Then everything was going well actually we were having a great time I

[04:33:02] Proposed her and everything had a promise ring. This is true story by the way

[04:33:07] And then a crackhead comes out of nowhere

[04:33:11] Screaming and it's how those lungs at 1 a.m. You know my I'm looking at him. I'm thinking like oh

[04:33:16] He's gonna go away, but he gets closer and closer

[04:33:18] closer closer and closer all right comes up to me and her angel says I

[04:33:26] remember he says this why are you quoting my thoughts I'm looking at him I'm

[04:33:30] saying relax relax relax but I didn't know that you're not supposed to talk to

[04:33:37] a crackhead because it aggravates the more now I know but then there's there's

[04:33:43] a pumpkin that held the blanket on the ground. I picked it up and it kept spinning relaxed

[04:33:50] so then he picked up a pumpkin and threw it on my head. Ouch. Yeah. But then he went away after that.

[04:34:00] She got the ick. But like what am I supposed to do with that situation? You don't fight a crack

[04:34:05] and you don't know what they have to lose. I think I can tell you something funny about

[04:34:12] I guess all right, so I'm one of seven kids in my school and I graduated last

[04:34:31] was over seven so it was I was interested so I grew up I wasn't a bad

[04:34:43] neighborhood but it wasn't a great one either I was sitting up now it was the

[04:34:48] 80s my kids were with their grandparents I smoked my fair share of

[04:34:54] So I was sitting outside with my boyfriend at the time and I said to him, what is that

[04:35:04] woman's problem?

[04:35:05] That's what I got him so he said, she's crying for her.

[04:35:15] I said, what?

[04:35:16] Huh.

[04:35:17] I won't even tell you where my mind goes for them but he's like, yes, she's smoking,

[04:35:21] she's so addicted, she prostitutes for money.

[04:35:24] I said, why is she acting like that?

[04:35:27] She said, because it makes you very, very paranoid when you think that everybody knows what you're thinking, what you're doing, they can hear you, everything, they all think the cops are around, or everybody is after them.

[04:35:41] And I felt bad at that moment until the next day when we were waiting on the Italian ice cream once again.

[04:35:47] And I decided to hide in the bushes and pretend the bushes were talking to the crackheads.

[04:35:57] No, I thought it was absolutely

[04:36:03] Gary asshole

[04:36:07] You could kill somebody that way

[04:36:09] Because I crack evidence only make sure heart race and if you scare them too bad their heart can explain

[04:36:15] Oh my god, he was you get what you get if you smoke crack. I mean, that's true. I've never done it

[04:36:22] Me neither. I don't but that was my first experience to so I knew from that

[04:36:27] moment like I didn't want that so they said once you smoke it once you're hooked

[04:36:32] you will eventually become a crack and I said no I will not I will sit on my

[04:36:37] porch so you did crack no I will sit on my porch and smoke my weed

[04:36:45] damn so you basically it's happily ever after you you troll you trolled the

[04:36:50] I did. For four computers.

[04:36:53] Wow.

[04:36:54] There wasn't even computers then. That's why I was brought me sitting up there doing it. I was bored.

[04:36:59] Bored enough and feeding for a 10 Italian ice.

[04:37:03] Because we had an Italian ice truck that used to come around.

[04:37:07] And it was like $5 for this cup that was like this big around and like this tall.

[04:37:13] And they would mount it on the top and you just get all the different colors.

[04:37:17] It was so good.

[04:37:20] Wow, see.

[04:37:22] Yeah, you really did that just for to level the game.

[04:37:26] Yeah, it was funny.

[04:37:28] Come on now.

[04:37:30] Nah, I mean, dude.

[04:37:32] I've been sitting here. I can see you.

[04:37:34] What are you doing?

[04:37:36] You know we know what you're doing.

[04:37:38] You need to stop.

[04:37:40] They're coming to get you.

[04:37:42] Man, they geeked out.

[04:37:44] They'd be screaming and in the street.

[04:37:46] I was his I don't know how they get now with me because of course doing it I was hysterical you were laughing

[04:37:52] You know and talking to them, so I guess they felt with more than one person

[04:37:58] One person that pushes were talking to them and the other one's were laughing and we were shaking the bushes

[04:38:06] Until I got down to kill somebody that way and I was like

[04:38:10] Yeah

[04:38:12] And I would just watch it as they go by and go to this guy just won't buy your look

[04:38:17] You'll

[04:38:19] Really do it for the love of the game. Yeah, it was fun. I didn't have anything else to do

[04:38:25] They ever like were aggressive towards you

[04:38:27] No

[04:38:29] You're too busy worrying about his following

[04:38:32] Good war who's looking for the war by the bushes you're talking

[04:38:35] You never had like a crazy

[04:38:42] No, I never dealt with anything stuff

[04:38:56] I thought for a minute my kid was somebody that was going to watch out for eventually, so...

[04:39:07] But yeah, I'd mess with you. You want to be stupid and do a stupid drug on them.

[04:39:11] Now I would never have my kids ever tried to let me like, don't do that.

[04:39:20] You just now I know. But nobody told me it was dangerous.

[04:39:24] Nobody told me I could hurt somebody. I just thought I was messing with somebody who would...

[04:39:28] Oh yeah? What do you think about hitting your children?

[04:39:33] By spanking.

[04:39:35] I suspect my kids, because I do believe there are just times when people don't have time to stop and talk to people.

[04:39:42] When your kids in a parking lot, full of like H.E.B. people drive like crazy.

[04:39:49] And you hug them by the hands and they gank your hands, their hands away and go running out of the parking lot.

[04:39:55] I don't have time to have a conversation with you. I need you to learn a lesson quick.

[04:39:59] You're right. I'm tagging that behind.

[04:40:02] I was abused, so I was careful not to be abusive.

[04:40:06] My one daughter, my middle child, the only one that has kids of my three, she's abusive.

[04:40:15] But she knows I took her kids away from her, so she's got them back.

[04:40:20] And she knows I have no problem with the rights of the courts.

[04:40:27] But she, her answer is to him.

[04:40:31] Now, my nine-year-old granddaughter today, actually, was some kid tapped her on the shoulder

[04:40:42] and she turned around and touched her face.

[04:40:44] Oh, shit.

[04:40:45] You go, you.

[04:40:47] But you can't do that.

[04:40:49] Not at school.

[04:40:51] They don't even know what they're going to do.

[04:40:54] It's going to be a whole investigation tomorrow.

[04:40:57] Because, yes, she was mad because it's something that was ongoing that they're trying to deal with,

[04:41:02] but that kid had nothing to do with it.

[04:41:04] So someone's hacked her on her shoulder and got shocked.

[04:41:11] Yeah, and if it only was bigger than her, I mean, she had no idea who it was, it could have been anybody.

[04:41:17] So she's like, well what am I supposed to tell her? That's what I would do.

[04:41:23] I said, and you're like that because of abusive relationships.

[04:41:28] You don't want to pass that to your daughter.

[04:41:31] She's like, well, there's nothing I can really do.

[04:41:35] I said, yeah, just because you've been through it

[04:41:37] and it's something you do doesn't mean it's okay

[04:41:39] for them to do.

[04:41:44] So how many girl kids do you have?

[04:41:46] 13.

[04:41:47] Oh, wow.

[04:41:48] My husband had three kids before we got married

[04:41:52] and I had three kids.

[04:41:53] Only one of my kids has children and she had five.

[04:41:57] Two of them are adopted

[04:42:00] and then she has the three, she has now two girls and a boy.

[04:42:03] My husband, that's his oldest,

[04:42:09] had two married a woman that had four

[04:42:12] and then they had two more.

[04:42:14] So he's got eight by himself.

[04:42:16] That damn.

[04:42:17] Yeah.

[04:42:18] He was all crazy.

[04:42:20] Well, four of them are not biologically his,

[04:42:24] but he raises them with his others.

[04:42:27] So, he's got a good job.

[04:42:31] He lives in Nashville, and a great place.

[04:42:37] Reminds me of this funny story.

[04:42:40] You know what I hear?

[04:42:43] In like nine minutes, what's it called?

[04:42:46] One time, I was like 16 and went to this girl's house.

[04:42:50] And I needed a shit.

[04:42:52] But this is a first impression, you know what I mean?

[04:42:54] Oh, yeah, you know what I'm saying?

[04:42:55] But I had to.

[04:42:56] So I was like, oh, I got a shit.

[04:42:59] So I went in the restroom, shitted.

[04:43:01] But I clogged her toilet.

[04:43:03] Oh.

[04:43:04] Yep.

[04:43:05] But she didn't have a plunger.

[04:43:06] So then I'm like, fuck it.

[04:43:09] Dig my hand into the toilet.

[04:43:12] Put it into the shower.

[04:43:13] All right?

[04:43:14] At this point, the toilet's unclogged,

[04:43:16] but then another problem happens.

[04:43:18] Now you have all that in the shower.

[04:43:19] Yep.

[04:43:20] And the water wouldn't go down the shower drain

[04:43:22] because her hairs were stuck in the shower drain.

[04:43:24] Yeah, that's a problem.

[04:43:25] So I took her tweezers and tweezed out

[04:43:28] the hairs in the shower drain.

[04:43:30] Then, the water went down, I watched my hands dirty, watched her tweezers dirty, and she actually never found out.

[04:43:38] She doesn't know why the shower was running or did she just think it was for me to wash her hands?

[04:43:42] Not only for me washing my hands.

[04:43:47] Do you ever tell her?

[04:43:49] Uh, I actually told her this year.

[04:43:52] Because I don't know, it's been a story that's been lingering on my mind.

[04:43:56] And where does she say to show her hands?

[04:43:59] Um, not really.

[04:44:02] She's probably like, that's not what I'm talking about, these friends.

[04:44:05] Well, I think we're cool, but like, I haven't talked to her since high school, you know what I mean?

[04:44:10] She said that she knew, but there's no way she knew.

[04:44:15] Yeah, how about you now?

[04:44:16] Exactly.

[04:44:17] Well, I literally, after I flushed and went out, I gave her a hug.

[04:44:23] Yeah?

[04:44:24] Yeah.

[04:44:25] So she knew, why would she give me a hug?

[04:44:27] Right.

[04:44:28] Why wouldn't she say something like that?

[04:44:30] She just moves into the apartment.

[04:44:40] Okay, so that's part of the first few things you get.

[04:44:45] Get a little dollar tree if you're up there.

[04:44:55] Here, if you haven't done your dishes, have a blancher.

[04:45:00] And conspiracy theories, I want to go for one.

[04:45:08] I'll listen to just about anybody in there

[04:45:11] who's feeling about what's going on.

[04:45:13] But most of the time those kids

[04:45:15] where they see theories are so, like, more wrenched.

[04:45:20] I just want to go for two here.

[04:45:42] One of my friends really, it's a major theory.

[04:45:44] Oh, they said there's no new birds born that they're all...

[04:45:48] They're all governments.

[04:45:49] They're all sent by the government.

[04:45:50] Yep.

[04:45:51] Yep.

[04:45:52] Even if the government was gonna send you rounds out for something like that, they would teach you.

[04:45:58] You see, he says that the poop is like a tracking device on you.

[04:46:02] Oh, for the mother god, yeah, that seems good.

[04:46:06] And that...

[04:46:07] And that pigeons...

[04:46:09] He says that pigeons go on the power lines to recharge.

[04:46:14] And I'm telling you, we really believe in the shoe.

[04:46:17] And sometimes it makes sense and sometimes it's like what the fuck is wrong with you?

[04:46:22] You have to try to be minded when you're missing something in the lion's core.

[04:46:27] They don't have a way to explain things, they have self-control.

[04:46:41] I said, Britt, you have an iPhone. They don't need it.

[04:47:04] Yeah.

[04:47:06] I said, you're probably one of the easiest people in the world to find.

[04:47:10] Fuck.

[04:47:11] Yeah, I don't know why they're going to use anything to track somebody

[04:47:17] I'm pretty sure Apple would be the first to rule or Tesla's

[04:47:21] For sure because I mean definitely our phones are definitely

[04:47:26] I mean, I don't know I

[04:47:29] Don't care

[04:47:40] How do you think we get electricity

[04:47:43] from fossil fuels

[04:47:45] coal oil

[04:47:47] natural gas so you're not saving anything

[04:47:53] and the time that it takes to charge one of those is just about empty to full is

[04:48:02] over an hour. What do I look like saving that a gas pump? That's why you see him at

[04:48:10] like shopping malls and grocery stores places like that because it's great

[04:48:16] They can charge the car and go do what they need to do when they come back in stone. Yeah, but I don't know and the batteries are not

[04:48:26] Batteries are recyclable. The batteries in the electric cars are not able to be recycled

[04:48:33] So eventually what they're talking about is when there's enough of them they're going to take up

[04:48:39] example in space because we don't have enough problems for that.

[04:48:44] You know they're talking about going on Mars and living on Mars.

[04:48:48] We can't figure out how to live on the moon.

[04:48:51] You know I would really like to go to the space station.

[04:48:54] I have no desire to be in this area but I would really like, I don't know,

[04:48:59] to have that kind of experience to see how all of that, like,

[04:49:04] how are you growing to how are you sustaining yourself?

[04:49:08] What do you do for entertainment? Because there's only so many people up there.

[04:49:12] You're gonna sleep with one if not two.

[04:49:17] And then what are you gonna do? Because there's only fifteen people.

[04:49:20] Now there's two of them you can't even talk to because, well, it's just weird.

[04:49:26] It's everybody sleeping with everybody.

[04:49:29] Do you share food?

[04:49:31] And it just, like...

[04:49:33] It just doesn't sound like a...

[04:49:35] It sounds like a shitty experience.

[04:49:37] Right! But people are up there for years.

[04:49:40] that's some crazy shit they don't get to go to the movies they don't have internet

[04:49:48] but they might have it because they're up in the skies today have no scabby

[04:49:54] toilets no

[04:49:56] The anti-gravity is how you hook it to your suit, thank you.

[04:50:08] I'm interested in him.

[04:50:14] He's a doctor, he's got it.

[04:50:16] I'm a lawyer.

[04:50:17] And when I find traveling or being with my grandkids or just outside doing something,

[04:50:44] I would buy proper gambling.

[04:50:46] Plus all these houses are too close to get here.

[04:50:49] I have chickens.

[04:50:51] Oh yeah, chickens.

[04:50:52] I have a country now.

[04:50:53] I don't live out here.

[04:50:55] live like if you know a cleanest by the army base for caveos oh yeah yeah for

[04:51:02] for good that's why I said I work if not an hour and a half from so I have 13

[04:51:10] chickens two ducks two turkeys four dogs I'm fostering kittens right now

[04:51:16] because their mom died so there are a lot of chickens so I huh RIP I don't

[04:51:25] Even ever the mom was my daughter called me and say can you take these kids and you is this your house?

[04:51:32] No, it's not my house, but it's a nice house

[04:51:37] But I

[04:51:40] All right, thank you so much

[04:51:43] You too. Thank you so much

[04:51:46] Have a good day

[04:51:47] Fuck just happened

[04:51:59] Hey

[04:52:13] I thought I was never gonna meet you. What the fuck?

[04:52:16] How you doing?

[04:52:17] Come on in! Come on in!

[04:52:20] Oh, this is looking crazy!

[04:52:24] Welcome back!

[04:52:25] There you go.

[04:52:44] You took her seat, you big head.

[04:52:45] Oh, stop.

[04:52:46] He's on the job.

[04:52:47] You sure?

[04:52:48] I mean, he's cool.

[04:52:50] What?

[04:52:51] Bro, this one's cool. What do you mean?

[04:52:53] Look, it's Halloween themed.

[04:52:55] Dude!

[04:52:57] Bro, it's like all this.

[04:53:00] What?

[04:53:01] Like, bro.

[04:53:02] Where's the- oh, you put the cereal bowl away.

[04:53:03] way because you know he was coming on

[04:53:05] oh no

[04:53:07] you're using it with a measuring spoon bro

[04:53:10] I had to measure how much I was eating

[04:53:12] what the f**k

[04:53:14] I'm not gonna do this like this

[04:53:16] no but put it on my OBS

[04:53:18] how?

[04:53:19] I don't know don't you guys have a thing?

[04:53:21] are you on your two king right now?

[04:53:23] I can get it set up

[04:53:24] but then you have to end your stream

[04:53:26] Jason listen

[04:53:28] my chat understands this after all

[04:53:30] you were on ire all the time?

[04:53:31] Yep. I had a very interesting Uber.

[04:53:33] Really? What happened?

[04:53:34] Oh my god, this lady I was watching.

[04:53:36] Yeah, nah.

[04:53:37] She didn't even shut up.

[04:53:38] Nah, but she was talking about her.

[04:53:41] She used to troll crackheads back in the day.

[04:53:43] She used to...

[04:53:45] Stroll crackheads?

[04:53:46] Yeah, she used to throw apples at them for fun.

[04:53:48] Apples? Let's fuck that.

[04:53:51] Yeah, but you know, she was bored.

[04:53:54] She was just talking and talking.

[04:53:56] I couldn't figure out what she was talking about.

[04:53:58] I turned it on and she was talking about prostitutes and then I turned it off

[04:54:01] She's talking about something else and every time I turn this room on, it just seems like you had a crazy story going on.

[04:54:07] Exactly.

[04:54:08] But where's our room?

[04:54:09] Oh, we're all in this room because of the Halloween.

[04:54:14] No, your hair!

[04:54:16] It's rolling!

[04:54:17] Look, Jason is coming right in.

[04:54:19] That's your actual-

[04:54:20] It looks the same though.

[04:54:21] I think it looks the same too!

[04:54:23] That's what I told him earlier, and he just cut me off.

[04:54:25] It's a little bit better.

[04:54:29] You know, I can see some follicles in there that are blue.

[04:54:32] Right? That's what I'm talking about.

[04:54:34] What are they falling out, either way? Looks pretty fucking good.

[04:54:37] Ah, so what's the mood, man? I love how you just came here.

[04:54:40] You look good. Jason, literally, whatever you want to do, life, I mean, you've never met them before.

[04:54:46] I haven't.

[04:54:47] No.

[04:54:48] No, I'm not going to make you neither, honestly.

[04:54:50] No? I think no. I was there when the Dap Ops situation happened.

[04:54:54] That shit was fine.

[04:54:56] Wait, you've been hanging out with me for four hours. You never told me about this Dap Ops.

[04:55:00] I'm not, it's not my proudest moment, honestly.

[04:55:03] Why not?

[04:55:04] Okay, but like, everyone's a goal, like, you know, being weird.

[04:55:08] We'll just do clip farm.

[04:55:10] That shit was not in clip farm.

[04:55:13] Hey, clip farm!

[04:55:14] I really didn't want to hug you.

[04:55:16] What?

[04:55:17] Wait, clip.

[04:55:18] Can someone sign up for a clip farm?

[04:55:19] What are you talking about?

[04:55:20] What's a DAP off?

[04:55:21] Are you a DAP off?

[04:55:22] You never heard of a DAP before?

[04:55:23] A DAP off.

[04:55:24] A DAP off?

[04:55:25] Oh.

[04:55:26] What's that?

[04:55:27] Oh, no, like that.

[04:55:28] Girl, I think that.

[04:55:29] Do you go raking?

[04:55:30] No, no.

[04:55:31] Huh?

[04:55:32] Do you go raking?

[04:55:33] Yeah, girl.

[04:55:34] Let's talk in a second.

[04:55:35] So you dap off each other?

[04:55:36] Like, you go over and dab together?

[04:55:37] No, it's a shake.

[04:55:38] Yeah.

[04:55:39] Can you shake people?

[04:55:40] Listen, girl, I don't know.

[04:55:41] I don't know how to see.

[04:55:42] What do you need?

[04:55:43] Like, a USB-C?

[04:55:44] Oh, yeah.

[04:55:45] Can I get you something?

[04:55:46] Thank you.

[04:55:47] Mom, it's finally USB-C.

[04:55:48] But here's one right here.

[04:55:49] How's your hand with Nick?

[04:55:50] Uh, it's pretty good.

[04:55:51] Oh, yeah.

[04:55:52] Oh, yeah.

[04:55:53] Oh, yeah.

[04:55:54] Oh, yeah.

[04:55:55] I was cool and he's old as shit. Yeah, I love it. No, but he's good, but he is kind of old as shit like 33

[04:56:02] You know what I mean? It's like

[04:56:04] Yeah, it's like that.

[04:56:06] It's all over here.

[04:56:08] That's why I love having my sister here. See, I feel like I have a...

[04:56:14] Someone else doesn't know.

[04:56:16] Wait, it wasn't so good for you?

[04:56:18] It was for your dad.

[04:56:20] No, no, stop, stop, stop.

[04:56:22] Okay, who's that? So you chose that and why do you not like this person?

[04:56:34] I think he's cool. It was a clip arm.

[04:56:37] Your farm?

[04:56:39] No, it's not a farm.

[04:56:41] It's a Duke one, you know.

[04:56:43] You want to look at the Duke one?

[04:56:45] Are you proud of that one?

[04:56:46] No, I'm not proud of that one.

[04:56:48] No, that's not that. It's the wrong one.

[04:56:52] That's when Duke didn't know you.

[04:56:54] And he was tapping because he really followed me anyway.

[04:56:56] No, he's a moderate. You know who you are

[04:56:59] Why he do does you look a lot of everyone's child? You're pretty popular. Oh my gosh, but you're very well

[04:57:04] I feel like you're fine. Wait Jason. This would be your street. Like you want to set everything up

[04:57:18] Okay, but I want you guys

[04:57:21] Okay, I don't talk about this a lot

[04:57:23] Because I know

[04:57:26] I know the internet, I know the internet.

[04:57:29] Okay, so my dad married Valence's mom

[04:57:36] when Valence was already four, and then he adopted her.

[04:57:38] So we're technically sisters, but I don't like that word.

[04:57:41] Why not?

[04:57:43] Because when she holds on to it.

[04:57:44] That's the smile you have right now.

[04:57:47] Because that's the smile you have right now.

[04:57:49] I've, okay.

[04:57:51] You have a dirty momma.

[04:57:53] Now I got some dirty mommas.

[04:57:54] Wait, what, what happened?

[04:57:55] It's just there is just normal. That's normal.

[04:57:58] But I thought when my dad married her mom, I was 20 and she was like 4.

[04:58:02] Oh, yeah.

[04:58:04] So, yeah.

[04:58:05] She's 21 now.

[04:58:07] Yeah.

[04:58:08] And she's a little boy.

[04:58:09] So to me, she's like my little baby, you know?

[04:58:13] Can I say you're 41?

[04:58:14] No.

[04:58:16] I'm 36.

[04:58:18] What?

[04:58:20] Why are you making that face?

[04:58:22] Me?

[04:58:23] Are you looking today? I got something for you.

[04:58:25] Who is a dinner dad?

[04:58:28] It's Chad.

[04:58:30] Who?

[04:58:31] You don't know them. Anyway.

[04:58:34] Who's old in the WQD? Duke?

[04:58:37] Who's old? Are you trying to hook me up with someone old?

[04:58:40] I love such a nice guy.

[04:58:42] Is 33 old?

[04:58:44] Honestly, yeah. I dated my 20s.

[04:58:47] What?

[04:58:48] You dating? So you would not date someone around your age?

[04:58:51] No, I haven't in a long time.

[04:58:54] Long time.

[04:58:55] You're a cougar?

[04:58:56] Like...

[04:58:57] You only go after the youngies?

[04:58:59] What on earth?

[04:59:03] So you might be only a mommy?

[04:59:06] No, I just, I just like...

[04:59:08] Depend on the price.

[04:59:10] I don't know, I just like, like, I don't know.

[04:59:13] You like younger days.

[04:59:16] Jesus Christ.

[04:59:18] You gotta follow out how it is, man.

[04:59:20] You know, like...

[04:59:22] Oh yeah, man.

[04:59:23] Maybe cuz like the more they're more active

[04:59:34] So why are we saying

[04:59:53] I'm mad ugly

[04:59:55] Mad, ugly right now.

[04:59:57] Oh my gosh.

[04:59:58] Is that a deep breath or something?

[05:00:00] Why?

[05:00:01] What do you need?

[05:00:03] You're going to shot him up with that one.

[05:00:04] Give him the big nose.

[05:00:05] Do whatever you need to do.

[05:00:06] What do you need?

[05:00:07] I mean, I don't...

[05:00:08] There's a restrain there so he hasn't a good clean feed.

[05:00:10] Like you want a restrain of yours to his?

[05:00:12] But then he has the egg, so I don't need it.

[05:00:15] Do I have to end?

[05:00:16] Can't we just do it with the protection shake?

[05:00:18] That's good.

[05:00:19] Me, you could.

[05:00:20] Wait, this is what my setup looks like.

[05:00:22] No, you look good.

[05:00:23] Yeah, it's not bad.

[05:00:25] Would you have me do your dance, please?

[05:00:27] Okay.

[05:00:28] Now, what do you do, like, fire here?

[05:00:30] This one?

[05:00:31] I've never done that in my life.

[05:00:38] Did I look in my chat and guess you fucking have?

[05:00:40] Well, that's the one a year ago.

[05:00:42] That's the...

[05:00:43] My old one was this.

[05:00:46] It's like the Leopard Con bullshit in the home.

[05:00:48] You're really enlightened.

[05:00:53] That's what you're talking about.

[05:00:55] That's what we're talking about.

[05:00:56] Let me set it up for you, dude.

[05:00:57] I mean, it's up to Jason.

[05:00:59] I just felt bad because I was like,

[05:01:00] I was like, I probably won't sit back and set up.

[05:01:02] Nah, it's fine.

[05:01:03] Yo, Chad, is my set up on?

[05:01:05] Nah, why is there an other tag in my shape?

[05:01:10] Dude, you farm so many fucking modes.

[05:01:13] You really don't.

[05:01:14] Yeah, we're good, good.

[05:01:15] Very cool.

[05:01:17] Bye, guys.

[05:01:18] Bye.

[05:01:19] Thank you, Kato.

[05:01:20] You didn't have to come all the way over here.

[05:01:22] Well, Gino, bro, that's hot in the sun.

[05:01:26] Wait, now they're saying swap.

[05:01:27] Swap.

[05:01:28] Nah.

[05:01:29] I'm sorry, I don't care

[05:01:32] You know how?

[05:01:34] Yeah, you are you looking at your third? This is a nice old stream shall we have was you coming over to fix things or when he's here hanging out like this is literally

[05:01:43] Just what I've always wanted and this is old days

[05:01:49] Yeah

[05:01:53] No, you don't I remember you were 19 like a few months ago

[05:01:57] No, I remember this. I wasn't his lover-host.

[05:02:03] Did you kick her off?

[05:02:05] No, I dropped out. Because I was too young for me.

[05:02:10] I don't recall.

[05:02:11] You don't remember?

[05:02:12] No.

[05:02:13] Yeah, I remember. I left.

[05:02:16] It's been a very long time.

[05:02:18] Yeah.

[05:02:19] It's been a very long time.

[05:02:22] I'm trying to get a 20D1 right now. I was going to ask her what did you help me out with what?

[05:02:30] Fighting 20 women for me.

[05:02:32] Hold on.

[05:02:33] Why do I have to fight them?

[05:02:34] Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[05:02:35] How old are you?

[05:02:36] In my 20s.

[05:02:37] How old are you?

[05:02:38] Barely 20s anymore.

[05:02:40] Are you 20 now? I'm about to do a 20D1.

[05:02:43] Is that okay with you?

[05:02:45] Yeah.

[05:02:46] I feel like 29 is not that.

[05:02:48] Like I could still do this kind of stuff.

[05:02:50] you know what I mean like for a while probably for a few more months, right?

[05:02:56] I don't like to play on faculty to do a 21. They like Duke Dynasty one? No.

[05:03:02] I don't think they did. No, he hasn't.

[05:03:06] He didn't want it for me last year and I was 35.

[05:03:10] Maybe I could try Hange or Craigslist. Oh, Craigslist.

[05:03:16] I was on Craigslist in, where was I? I was in, it was in LA, I lived there for like two months and I was on Craigslist and I tried to meet up with a girl. And it worked.

[05:03:32] Oh Craigslist.

[05:03:33] Is that the avocado girl?

[05:03:34] No, that's a different story.

[05:03:36] He just told me that on the call of story too.

[05:03:38] He loves that story.

[05:03:39] Oh he told me that first time around.

[05:03:41] Yeah, the first thing I did was I checked him out again, and I've been trying to play with him.

[05:03:46] Did you tell him, did you tell you about him?

[05:03:48] Oh, he, he, no.

[05:03:49] Oh yeah, I did.

[05:03:50] I heard he was like five times.

[05:03:51] Jason knows everything.

[05:03:52] Jason is a twitch frog.

[05:03:54] He knows it all.

[05:03:55] No.

[05:03:56] Jason, you know what I was doing today?

[05:03:57] I was teaching her all the things about Twitch.

[05:03:59] Yeah, I didn't know anything about Twitch.

[05:04:00] Yeah, I was a Twitcher.

[05:04:01] Like, she didn't know who Forzan was.

[05:04:02] Damn.

[05:04:03] Really?

[05:04:04] No.

[05:04:05] Okay, no idea.

[05:04:06] So I had to teach her Forzan in a non, you know, bad way.

[05:04:08] Wait, is he not a Forzan?

[05:04:10] It's not that he was bad, his community is insane.

[05:04:12] Oh.

[05:04:13] And in 2017, they were fucking nuts.

[05:04:16] That I don't know, I'm gonna be honest.

[05:04:18] No?

[05:04:18] I just know his egos.

[05:04:19] No, he was crazy. His community was nuts.

[05:04:21] So he was crazy, he was the most nuts,

[05:04:23] thought of that kind of stuff,

[05:04:25] thought about the W community,

[05:04:26] he shouldn't know about that.

[05:04:27] I did.

[05:04:28] Oh.

[05:04:29] What?

[05:04:30] I was trying to teach him everything.

[05:04:32] Yeah.

[05:04:32] He did like a whole PowerPoint, which is more...

[05:04:34] What did you call?

[05:04:35] I came at like three.

[05:04:37] What are you about to do?

[05:04:38] Nothing.

[05:04:40] We have nothing planned. I'm not here with you though.

[05:04:42] Oh, right.

[05:04:42] OK, here's what we do.

[05:04:44] We get a bunch of people from our chat to send pictures,

[05:04:46] and we have to guess if they're one of your viewers

[05:04:48] or my viewers.

[05:04:51] Which will be kind of interesting,

[05:04:52] because I don't know if our viewers look.

[05:04:53] Like, you might be able to just, like,

[05:04:55] guess one of my viewers and I might say the same thing.

[05:04:56] Wouldn't they just send pictures of us?

[05:04:58] No, no, no.

[05:04:58] They send pictures of themselves,

[05:05:00] and then we have to guess if they're

[05:05:01] a misfrog or a Jason frog.

[05:05:03] What?

[05:05:03] That's easy.

[05:05:04] Your viewers are old as see.

[05:05:06] You say that, but you're right.

[05:05:07] But let's see.

[05:05:08] Who knows?

[05:05:09] I don't know.

[05:05:10] I'm a really old.

[05:05:11] No, and that's the thing.

[05:05:12] People are gonna say,

[05:05:13] oh, they're 30 plus, they're gonna be miskids.

[05:05:14] I don't know.

[05:05:15] I think it would be really interesting to do this.

[05:05:17] That would be great.

[05:05:17] They're called miskids,

[05:05:18] but they're like, you call them old, though.

[05:05:20] They're called misadults.

[05:05:21] Me?

[05:05:23] Yeah.

[05:05:23] I call my community old.

[05:05:25] You just did.

[05:05:26] My fucking god.

[05:05:27] Gotcha, how old are you?

[05:05:28] At dementia.

[05:05:29] How old are y'all?

[05:05:30] The miskids.

[05:05:32] That's what you call them?

[05:05:33] No, they're called the board of directors now.

[05:05:34] I changed their,

[05:05:36] they were, the miskids was play out.

[05:05:38] I've seen a lot of 29s and 30s.

[05:05:42] Where are you guys, Adam?

[05:05:46] You don't have kids, you have a house.

[05:05:50] You say you gots.

[05:05:54] It's like full circle.

[05:05:58] There's some people there, there's 37, you know what I mean? It's kinda young for a miscar nowadays.

[05:06:02] We've got some young people, 20, they're 20 year old.

[05:06:06] We should try this.

[05:06:07] Watch, what mod if we can set this up?

[05:06:11] Or didn't we do a hashtag last time?

[05:06:12] Do you remember?

[05:06:13] You just need to do it.

[05:06:14] I think last time we just did it on Twitter.

[05:06:16] Yeah, then we do it on Twitter.

[05:06:17] We did like hashtag something with Pokemon and it was.

[05:06:20] You just do a hashtag Ms.

[05:06:21] Plus like Ms. DJ-son or something

[05:06:24] and then you just search Twitter through the hashtag.

[05:06:26] Yeah, I think it was on Twitter.

[05:06:27] It was a hashtag and it was like,

[05:06:29] Ah.

[05:06:30] Ms.

[05:06:31] All right.

[05:06:32] Let's do hashtag.

[05:06:33] So how you to do a chat if you want to send a picture.

[05:06:35] send a picture to selfie and you have to say me first Jason as a hashtag but and

[05:06:43] then you tweet it and then the comments under it you comment if your Jason

[05:06:48] fraud or miss from so it's not hashtag miss kick is over party that's already

[05:06:52] over with let's do hashtag what do we miss a hashtag miss first Jason and

[05:07:00] Just read it.

[05:07:01] First picture of me?

[05:07:02] V.S.

[05:07:03] The picture of you.

[05:07:04] I like the color that I put on my lips.

[05:07:06] Hold on, you got some.

[05:07:07] You got some.

[05:07:08] These are the blues.

[05:07:09] They're the mid.

[05:07:10] You gotta find a cute picture of me.

[05:07:11] You got a triangle before?

[05:07:12] Just put the selfie track.

[05:07:13] I see you don't mind them.

[05:07:14] No, I don't either.

[05:07:15] I said they're pretty good.

[05:07:16] They taste like very nutty when there's no...

[05:07:18] You can swap you if you want.

[05:07:20] We just have to ask you for like a split second.

[05:07:23] Oh boy.

[05:07:24] My chop.

[05:07:25] My chop.

[05:07:26] That's as well.

[05:07:27] Oh, no.

[05:07:28] You'll be getting

[05:07:30] Wait, oh my Bobby

[05:07:33] That's a little bit of what I'm scared of, but

[05:07:36] Well, like can I just use Jason Fogg?

[05:07:39] Yeah

[05:07:41] Alright Kat, see you in a minute

[05:07:43] That's really my biggest clip

[05:07:45] I'm so ashamed

[05:07:47] Jason, what's your biggest clip you've ever had?

[05:07:49] The new G1, right?

[05:07:50] Yup

[05:07:51] That's fire

[05:07:52] That's absolutely insane

[05:07:56] I'm going to Korea

[05:07:57] You are?

[05:07:58] When?

[05:07:59] At the end of the month.

[05:08:00] Okay, nice.

[05:08:01] Oh no.

[05:08:02] He's going to find somebody to include himself.

[05:08:05] No, I'm not going to add it up.

[05:08:07] Can I come?

[05:08:09] What are you doing for a year?

[05:08:12] You're going to try to find them?

[05:08:14] Oh.

[05:08:15] I'm going to meet Nuggets.

[05:08:17] Oh, that's what you said on stream though.

[05:08:18] That's why I referenced that.

[05:08:19] You're like, I'm going to try to...

[05:08:20] Do you click a really big fan?

[05:08:22] Hey, Paul.

[05:08:24] Just kidding.

[05:08:25] I don't know.

[05:08:26] They don't...

[05:08:27] Why won't you be how are we gonna go to Korea?

[05:08:31] but now

[05:08:33] knows

[05:08:36] Jason I believe in you. I think you can do it

[05:08:41] Like you're you're conquering the world of the Korea area, right? You've got Lacey who's like conquering

[05:08:49] Like I don't even like

[05:08:51] His community I think you know Max is kind of like doing rap shit

[05:08:54] I feel you guys are all like spreading out and doing like everything right you're all like not staying here

[05:08:59] Like you're moving on we're all diverse. It's good

[05:09:05] Gally back

[05:09:07] Me but I wrap shit

[05:09:09] Like the rap community my wrong that you wrap all the time and like make music

[05:09:14] That's the dream of songs. Yeah. Yeah, that shit is crazy though. Yeah crazy

[05:09:20] rap shit

[05:09:22] I need to learn my language.

[05:09:26] Yeah, you're the neckler.

[05:09:28] Jomby, you just got let out.

[05:09:30] No, he wants to come back in. I can let him back in.

[05:09:33] Oh, he's still left?

[05:09:34] No, you're back.

[05:09:37] Yo, Chappers won.

[05:09:39] Yeah, I'm the same one as you.

[05:09:44] Yeah, I'm killing this chocolate.

[05:09:51] Come on, scratch him.

[05:09:53] Okay, you're back now.

[05:09:55] You're the ghost.

[05:09:57] The live voice? No!

[05:10:02] Saves. Okay. Wait, have you ever done the share chat thing?

[05:10:05] Yeah. I did it today, kind of.

[05:10:08] You want to do it? So that way it's easier to read all chats. You want to talk to yours?

[05:10:11] Yeah.

[05:10:12] Yours to this one?

[05:10:12] Mm-hmm.

[05:10:13] So basically, you can do now, you can combine chats and then they can just scan like crazy.

[05:10:18] It's...

[05:10:19] Because it's kind of...

[05:10:20] Is that like a real life thing?

[05:10:22] You just might not have your shit on there.

[05:10:24] Get it off yourself.

[05:10:26] And then they answer and then you click a little button.

[05:10:28] Yeah, it'll be like whatever his obious is showing is on yours

[05:10:33] Enough is enough if you want I can

[05:10:42] Mods disable all my emails

[05:10:54] The top the top top attack

[05:10:57] You know that top fuck with top top fucking die

[05:11:05] I died be top for Halloween

[05:11:13] You really are

[05:11:16] I'm actually gonna be in Korea for Halloween and

[05:11:19] It's bad out there like you want to

[05:11:21] What why does they go?

[05:11:23] Like what was it last last last Halloween you would die because it was so crowded people like suffocated

[05:11:30] Yep, that's true. That is true. I'm gonna try that's what I was gonna go to Korea, but I'm not anymore

[05:11:36] I'm just gonna stay here. Why why were you gonna go to Korea in the first place to meet new jeans?

[05:11:41] But I'm just gonna show

[05:11:44] Me and Lacey you're gonna go trick-or-treating

[05:11:46] Ah, you know Lacey.

[05:11:50] I love Lacey.

[05:11:51] I love Lacey, too.

[05:11:53] Why didn't anyone else come out here?

[05:11:54] You just wanted to go by yourself?

[05:11:56] My family's in Arlington, Texas.

[05:11:59] I stopped by Austin real quickly.

[05:12:02] They go back home.

[05:12:05] Yeah, so I took a break.

[05:12:07] And then, you know, it's a little when I was pregnant.

[05:12:09] Did you teach your family for hours?

[05:12:11] Oh, I bought them cars.

[05:12:13] Oh, nice.

[05:12:14] Yeah, it's like on the Uber here.

[05:12:15] I got a week break yo has been thinking for the raid no way

[05:12:24] Dude, thank you as been see you know we need to do we should combine face plan with O.T.K.

[05:12:36] You get you as we will race I

[05:12:39] Get you that club with emmer and

[05:12:41] Hold on, man. Hold on.

[05:12:44] Say it?

[05:12:44] X-Remily, call away every single time if you ever need her.

[05:12:47] She'll do any content.

[05:12:49] You need some advice?

[05:12:51] Nick, the older guy in the group, talk to him about anything.

[05:12:53] He'll give you the good advice.

[05:13:00] Damn.

[05:13:02] Not telling everyone.

[05:13:06] Not what, but, um...

[05:13:08] Thank you, Adlin.

[05:13:10] Uh, yeah, mods, if you want to spam the, uh, hashtag thing, so we could do it,

[05:13:14] because it actually sounds pretty fun.

[05:13:15] Because I do think my viewers...

[05:13:17] I feel like we're not going to be able to tell as much as you think.

[05:13:22] You really think your viewers look that much different than mine?

[05:13:24] Yes.

[05:13:25] And it's like absolutely crazy.

[05:13:26] You think mine are better looking?

[05:13:27] Yours is probably going to be all to see.

[05:13:30] Jason, you're not got much younger than me, dude.

[05:13:32] Yes, I am.

[05:13:33] Oh, you're not.

[05:13:34] You were just different between you two, is greater than the difference between us men.

[05:13:39] You were just talking about how you're going to do with a 21 year old.

[05:13:43] What?

[05:13:44] I don't know.

[05:13:45] I don't know what she's talking about.

[05:13:47] What do you do with kids, Alinity?

[05:13:49] That's what you said.

[05:13:50] How old are you?

[05:13:51] How old are you?

[05:13:52] How much do you think I am?

[05:13:54] 21.

[05:13:55] Yeah, 21.

[05:13:56] Yeah.

[05:13:57] And...

[05:13:58] It's like I said, people put age as such a thing.

[05:14:02] It's like, yes, am I 29 or 21?

[05:14:05] But that's like the same thing now.

[05:14:07] That's not what you said earlier.

[05:14:08] So you are just contradicting yourself because he's in the room.

[05:14:12] What did he say earlier?

[05:14:13] He was just like, what am I going to do with fucking Jason and me and you and the kids?

[05:14:17] I say that!

[05:14:18] He did it!

[05:14:19] I first wanted a grown ass fucking man.

[05:14:21] Like, what should we do?

[05:14:22] What should I get Jason for?

[05:14:23] True, it is your birthday.

[05:14:24] Happy birthday.

[05:14:25] You are a grown man today.

[05:14:26] But I was just like, I got you SpongeBob socks.

[05:14:27] I'm like, I don't know what you want.

[05:14:28] You know what I mean?

[05:14:29] Oh, you got me gifts?

[05:14:30] Yeah, of course.

[05:14:31] I got you SpongeBob socks.

[05:14:32] God, this is fire.

[05:14:33] It was already open.

[05:14:34] Are you sure that's a gift?

[05:14:35] Yeah, this is not.

[05:14:36] It's already open.

[05:14:37] Yeah.

[05:14:38] It was from Goodwill.

[05:14:39] Why is it open?

[05:14:40] Well, because it was from Goodwill.

[05:14:41] Those are low-key fards.

[05:14:43] Low-key.

[05:14:45] I'm not gonna say it here.

[05:14:47] Low-key fards.

[05:14:49] Low-key flea.

[05:14:51] Yeah, I mean, I need to clearly up my vernacular up.

[05:14:55] Vernacular.

[05:14:57] I feel like I'm speaking a different language.

[05:14:59] They're fake decent as hell.

[05:15:01] Yo, Linda, you gotta be honest.

[05:15:03] They're fake decent.

[05:15:05] What does fake decent mean?

[05:15:07] They're fake tough as hell.

[05:15:09] Would you know do you understand the references? Yeah, is it a movie? Yeah

[05:15:15] Yeah, I mean there's definitely like a barrier here, so like how was school tonight?

[05:15:24] You know college I dropped out

[05:15:32] Is this I wasn't there's clear now you want your shit on yours

[05:15:41] Like you put both chats on each side

[05:15:46] Wait that's sick

[05:15:53] Yeah, we put full chance of my bullshit though. Yo chat post a selfie on Twitter with the hashtag miss

[05:16:00] Versus Jason versus

[05:16:13] retire wajido thank you wajido you saved the day as always

[05:16:27] wait I can google this

[05:16:29] you should retire

[05:16:31] they're racing jokes

[05:16:32] FACE!

[05:16:33] oh hell nah

[05:16:38] people are trolling

[05:16:39] no no don't look at them yet it's a secret don't look at them

[05:16:42] oh see

[05:16:43] are there dicks?

[05:16:44] muffle

[05:16:45] I don't think there's going to be dicks now

[05:16:47] That's crazy. You're shouting at us who chompy is. Chompy?

[05:17:10] Because he's got his heel chomped off? Nah. I got an idea.

[05:17:15] Pilates. Yes.

[05:17:18] Like right now. Right now.

[05:17:22] We don't have to have a machine for Pilates.

[05:17:26] So would you be the machine doing it with them I mean I don't know

[05:17:33] I'm a lot easier the yoga teacher really

[05:17:36] no it's not a vibe right now

[05:17:42] more the vibe right now with the difference why is there an attack

[05:17:49] so when you're when you say when a lot of emotes come in you're saying that's an

[05:17:53] attack now yeah I just learned that so let me see what attack I'm getting

[05:18:02] what is that I'm yeah I'm getting an attack I mean that's it and then you're

[05:18:08] the one that started tar right but my chest started top Ron Ron made it

[05:18:14] But then who killed her

[05:18:18] Why would she do

[05:18:28] Well, I'm getting a tryout attack

[05:18:30] No, that's how we know your chat is old.

[05:18:35] My chat is not old.

[05:18:37] That's okay.

[05:18:38] Yo, I'm ready to look at these hashtags.

[05:18:40] How long do we wait?

[05:18:41] No, that's whenever Regina's done.

[05:18:42] We can look.

[05:18:43] Okay, bye.

[05:18:44] Yeah, we can look whenever.

[05:18:46] Miles Vanity, I'm posting a dick, please.

[05:18:49] I cannot claim a tag.

[05:18:51] I did research on tag, and apparently it was made about,

[05:18:54] it was spammed, it was mostly like a rush.

[05:18:57] I

[05:19:04] Spend like a Russian

[05:19:08] Like one more day nine, and I'm out

[05:19:13] I'm back to LA what do you like more?

[05:19:18] LA yeah

[05:19:21] Yeah, this is not shit to do here

[05:19:25] everyone

[05:19:28] Wait you from

[05:19:32] I live here in the RV. No not Washington DC. What the fuck is that?

[05:19:38] What? Bruh, who be doing that shit? I thought it was G-Wolf you know, but what if you did the fucking IRL 2K shit?

[05:19:45] What the fuck?

[05:19:47] That's an overlay, you know? Yeah. You don't even do it on the IRL 2K. Really?

[05:19:51] Mm-hmm.

[05:19:52] Honestly, is this one supposed to email their post there or what?

[05:19:54] This is who the fucking ugly guy is. It looked like Squibbler and Patrick had come down and saw me.

[05:20:00] I don't know, but there's a bag of skittles right here, oh

[05:20:15] What is going on? Those look really bad. Hold on. Let me look at the X-ray stage. What's wrong with your skittles?

[05:20:29] Best people. Wait, what? Have you come any skittles? They're melting. Wait, what's wrong? I had all the vagabonds today.

[05:20:37] You went to the rabbit minstrel and just chugged along. Sour skittles are the best candy that was ever made, but it's not even a competition.

[05:20:50] I want to say the best.

[05:20:52] I think I let them in elementary school.

[05:20:54] Yeah, but elementary school, they were really fucking good.

[05:20:56] I can't get it on here, but I'm having something to do with it.

[05:20:58] Okay, but it'll be on there in like a few minutes. Thank you so much.

[05:21:02] Have you tried a luncheon yet?

[05:21:04] Bro.

[05:21:05] I got to say something.

[05:21:06] Really? Have you tried one yet?

[05:21:08] No.

[05:21:10] On my way home, I opened a door, and there was just a luncheon in my fucking door.

[05:21:17] Fuck. I never got to try on this in my room.

[05:21:19] I

[05:21:22] Don't really bad

[05:21:24] But as we both stole it from me

[05:21:26] There's a viewer that was one said to be the mere asman

[05:21:30] With any picked as many gave it on the lunch late. I didn't get it

[05:21:34] You said fucking died what?

[05:21:39] I

[05:21:41] like they were talking about how he got arrested or something for the one at the

[05:21:44] mansion. Who's Joseph? Yusuf. Is that the ugly little dude? I thought Taw was the other guy. No, Taw is the emo. It's a

[05:21:56] cow pillar, like that smoking. And Yusuf is the screaker. We have so much to learn.

[05:22:01] You said I don't have no use. I don't use it. I don't use so key Ron

[05:22:10] Max use of do I know you said chap I thought I don't

[05:22:20] Hey Bob, how'd you forget about Lacey?

[05:22:23] So fuck up. Thank you

[05:22:29] Are we good no watch watch what's his name?

[05:22:34] Oh, you need fuzzy to know oh

[05:22:40] Johnny say his name

[05:22:41] You're not no, it's no use it. No

[05:22:44] I know like Joseph and Mike why you s yes. Oh, why is that a seven TV?

[05:22:51] seven in

[05:22:53] I've got a CDS in your recent searches.

[05:22:56] This is why I was teaching me all the cool stuff.

[05:22:58] Yeah.

[05:22:59] Wait, can you put your normal white stuff in there?

[05:23:01] Yeah, is that what you're saying?

[05:23:03] Yeah.

[05:23:06] Yeah.

[05:23:07] This guy?

[05:23:08] Yeah.

[05:23:09] Have I seen him before?

[05:23:10] Uh...

[05:23:13] No.

[05:23:14] Really?

[05:23:15] No.

[05:23:16] Oh, that's easy.

[05:23:17] No, I know like four streamers, like...

[05:23:19] I don't know.

[05:23:20] Is this guy popular?

[05:23:21] Is he huge?

[05:23:22] On the Como.

[05:23:24] Wait, what are they saying? That's not Yusuf?

[05:23:29] Oh, it's just cool Yusuf. That's Yusuf, that's why I said it.

[05:23:36] He's a king. Oh, that sounds really fucking cool.

[05:23:39] It's forehead's huge.

[05:23:42] You want food?

[05:23:45] Well, I got cupcakes coming on the way for your birthday.

[05:23:48] Really? Yeah, I did. Happy birthday.

[05:23:50] Yeah, I was like really happy to celebrate that with you.

[05:23:55] You don't you don't stream I do oh you want to do

[05:23:59] I

[05:24:01] Aren't you exhausted?

[05:24:08] No weak break

[05:24:10] Hmm. All right. What is it Miz first Jason? Jeff can someone post it so I can link it

[05:24:16] Do you want us to link to each you just gonna go through it on Twitter?

[05:24:18] Maddo, link them to me on Discord.

[05:24:21] Why can't you just type it in?

[05:24:24] I'm just scared that you're going to get someone that is...

[05:24:28] Let's look at it right now so you can see it.

[05:24:30] Wait, why'd you look at Queen Naja?

[05:24:36] It's so fucking random.

[05:24:38] What you know about Queen Naja?

[05:24:40] What the fuck are my looks?

[05:24:42] What the fuck are my looks?

[05:24:44] Queen Naja, Bruce Drop-

[05:24:46] Well, Bruce makes sense.

[05:24:48] Why'd you look at Bruce?

[05:24:49] Well, cuz fear book tweeting about me probably so that I looked up Bruce immediately see what he's saying about

[05:24:55] Well, that's probably why I looked up Bruce drop him off and I couldn't find him

[05:25:02] Of course I like I like nausea of course I

[05:25:06] Love her and her music. All right, so who do we got?

[05:25:11] Miz first

[05:25:21] Hmm

[05:25:23] Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is a bad idea. Okay, so no, we've got we've got people

[05:25:34] Okay

[05:25:37] Just one years

[05:25:41] All right

[05:25:42] Ladies and gentlemen welcome today. We're gonna be doing a quick fun thing

[05:25:45] We're gonna decide on one of these viewers. I got damn it bro. I'm just gonna block you. Okay, like you really need to do this

[05:25:49] You put Miz, you told him Miz versus Jason, not Miz.

[05:25:53] It's Miz versus Jason, okay.

[05:25:55] That's why Denny was there, this must have been an old one.

[05:25:58] All right, let's see.

[05:26:02] Okay, so what you have to do under it, by the way,

[05:26:04] is you have to comment and say whether you're a Miz.

[05:26:07] Why don't you need to comment, like we'll just know.

[05:26:10] Dude, I don't think you get it.

[05:26:12] That's the goddamn Miz kid we were right there,

[05:26:14] that grown ass, that grown ass man.

[05:26:17] How dare you say that about jelly peanut?

[05:26:19] This is not it.

[05:26:21] That's one of my viewers for sure.

[05:26:23] No, that's not a Jason's viewer.

[05:26:26] I don't think you have 80 black viewers.

[05:26:28] Yes, I do.

[05:26:28] Most of us watch it from downstairs.

[05:26:32] Ready?

[05:26:34] Let me just prove that I have a diverse community of people

[05:26:38] that have watched me throughout the years.

[05:26:40] All right, I'm saying it fully up.

[05:26:42] All right, you ready?

[05:26:43] You want to say this is the first one?

[05:26:48] Anyone want to contest?

[05:26:49] That's Jason's viewer.

[05:26:50] That's Jason's viewer.

[05:26:50] Yeah, they're gonna troll and say it's yours ready

[05:26:59] Free penis he said we

[05:27:08] I'll go to top true

[05:27:16] That's your view of me

[05:27:19] I can tell you because I see some

[05:27:21] Pokemon cards or something in the map

[05:27:25] He's got an Ekans. He's got a Venusaur. He looks like you

[05:27:30] All right ready

[05:27:32] Three two one

[05:27:35] Okay ready

[05:27:39] Six years

[05:27:45] My viewers are young

[05:27:47] Okay

[05:27:49] Okay

[05:27:56] Her name's Matt this is a hundred percent follows you that doesn't wait a Julie Jason you was following me like

[05:28:05] No, they do I I went in your chat and two people said hi and one of your mom said yo

[05:28:11] All right, I would say this is definitely

[05:28:13] Definitely, uh, this is a miss viewer for sure because I don't think Jason has a lot of women that are watching stream

[05:28:18] They're all honest now

[05:28:19] Miss Keck W. Yo, we got Emerald today. God damn it. Wait, you're going for your masters

[05:28:25] That's fucking amazing. Good job. Good luck and make sure you get a legend's right. Oh

[05:28:34] All right, oh

[05:28:37] Give me a break Jason. Give me a fucking break

[05:28:43] No, it's like the same hairstyle.

[05:28:47] Hmm, who would I say this looks like?

[05:28:50] Carry the wand.

[05:28:52] Does this look like a misdemeanor?

[05:28:54] Is this like a bad picture?

[05:28:56] Jason Fraud.

[05:28:58] God damn it, bro.

[05:29:03] Alright, so far we're completely accurate.

[05:29:06] Mine, mine, mine, mine!

[05:29:08] This is a picture of a fucking Google, bro.

[05:29:10] Mine.

[05:29:13] That is not who it is.

[05:29:15] Yeah, that's a mischievous thing.

[05:29:17] No, that's a mischievous viewer.

[05:29:19] That's a mischievous viewer.

[05:29:21] I thought you just said I don't have any black viewers.

[05:29:23] That are young.

[05:29:25] Okay, but he has a glasses and he has a septum.

[05:29:29] He has a septum in the glasses. How do you know?

[05:29:33] No, that's gotta be a mischievous viewer.

[05:29:35] Come on, Frankie, you watch me.

[05:29:37] Miss viewer, check me for 40 months!

[05:29:41] You are for sure.

[05:29:47] You guys want to go to a bar like this?

[05:29:56] Yo, does anyone want to go to a bar or something please like, alright bro, does this live with

[05:30:05] you?

[05:30:06] Alright this is definitely a Jason viewer for sure.

[05:30:09] This is a K-Song or whatever his name is.

[05:30:10] This is K-Song.

[05:30:11] Nah, don't disrespect K-Song.

[05:30:13] This is a- Not K-Song.

[05:30:14] How is this guy this guy looks like a beautiful man? He's beautiful. There's chin. It's phenomenal

[05:30:21] He's a good looking guy

[05:30:37] Okay, this guy's got a razor head set Burger King is the toss up

[05:30:48] What do you think?

[05:30:50] He's got headphones on. He's your viewer, miss.

[05:30:54] Jason viewer!

[05:30:56] What? Oh, damn. That's not a real count.

[05:30:58] Love him and new jeans.

[05:31:00] That's not a real count.

[05:31:02] Yes, it is. There you go.

[05:31:09] Now we gotta kill you.

[05:31:13] No, go to that one up there.

[05:31:17] Who's that? I haven't seen it in a while.

[05:31:25] Does he got something on his head?

[05:31:29] I'm guessing this is a lacy viewer, this is probably my viewer.

[05:31:34] Jason viewer!

[05:31:37] What the fuck is that?

[05:31:41] It was a fun Saturday, that's all it was.

[05:31:43] What the fuck?

[05:31:45] That was the picture of the Iron Forge thing on the Facebook page.

[05:31:51] My sister couldn't make the shoot.

[05:31:53] Alright.

[05:31:55] Why do you think this is a miscube?

[05:31:57] Why do you think this is a miscube?

[05:31:59] Why do you think this is a miscube?

[05:32:01] Why do you think this is a miscube?

[05:32:03] Why are you guys talking on my lips?

[05:32:09] This is a miscube.

[05:32:11] No.

[05:32:16] You think all your viewers are like cool, handsome?

[05:32:18] What? What do you say about this guy?

[05:32:20] Yeah, he's a cool guy.

[05:32:22] He fucking likes with 1,000 impressions.

[05:32:24] You don't think he's cool?

[05:32:26] Yeah

[05:32:32] Remember Jason laugh that you wrote you're one of his viewers, okay, you can always come over to the miskids

[05:32:36] We do we do anime nights on Thursdays. No, I care team. This is miscarve here

[05:32:42] Jason frog

[05:32:45] Jason frog right there

[05:32:47] Damn!

[05:32:48] The frog is crazy, you know.

[05:32:49] He's lying.

[05:32:50] He's like, why don't you even say frog?

[05:32:52] Yeah.

[05:32:53] Damn, I could have sworn that was a miscue viewer.

[05:32:55] Nope, Jason Frog.

[05:32:57] But why does he have shoes on the carpet?

[05:32:59] Why is he gripping?

[05:33:00] What is that?

[05:33:03] That's a stroker.

[05:33:05] I thought it was a timer for a kitchen.

[05:33:06] What?

[05:33:10] That's a miscue viewer.

[05:33:11] Oh, miscue viewer.

[05:33:12] Oh, miscue viewer.

[05:33:13] He heard himself.

[05:33:17] He's just excited and alive.

[05:33:18] That's all. I already know that's a miski if you already know who it is.

[05:33:21] Jason. Jason.

[05:33:23] He's like, yes why? R and C.

[05:33:26] That's my viewer.

[05:33:27] That's just a viewer.

[05:33:28] That's my viewer.

[05:33:30] No, what, any on the bottom?

[05:33:32] J.Y.

[05:33:33] Alright, you right, you right, you know.

[05:33:36] That's a lady, sister.

[05:33:38] No.

[05:33:39] Well, they're sisters. They're different sisters.

[05:33:41] Hold on now.

[05:33:42] Well, that's looking miski.

[05:33:43] Damn, Ethan, you looking good nowadays, oh god.

[05:33:46] I think it's fake and also you don't watch me.

[05:34:02] I talk about raw fireways, 401 caves, this is not my viewer.

[05:34:18] I, I doubt it.

[05:34:20] Like this kid's, how old do you think he is?

[05:34:21] 14?

[05:34:24] He's got a good cut.

[05:34:27] He's not, he doesn't follow me.

[05:34:28] So that's already a good sign.

[05:34:29] Probably me.

[05:34:31] Jason, I love when he rizzed God.

[05:34:40] Just remember that chat.

[05:34:41] This is, this is it.

[05:34:42] When people spend W, Riz, this is what you get.

[05:34:45] That's the first thing is that big.

[05:34:46] Bro, this is, this is real.

[05:34:48] 100%.

[05:34:49] I don't I don't believe that I don't claim it he likes your wrist

[05:34:55] misca

[05:34:59] So I love the glasses

[05:35:02] Hmm

[05:35:04] You this is my viewer. Yeah, I think so

[05:35:07] She's on this or I don't know. She's got fantastic eyebrows

[05:35:14] But she's got

[05:35:16] fall for fall on Instagram

[05:35:19] Jason

[05:35:20] Hey, no you

[05:35:22] We love the diversity.

[05:35:26] Why don't you look at me when you said that?

[05:35:28] Because I feel like we're both like the young ones here.

[05:35:34] Oh, that's Miss Kiff, this is the camera man.

[05:35:37] Bro, he's just fucking doing a stream of mine.

[05:35:39] Miss Kiff, definitely Miss Kiff.

[05:35:42] I don't know, I mean...

[05:35:44] I mean, he's gonna go.

[05:35:46] He's following your footsteps.

[05:35:48] That setup is too good. I followed him.

[05:35:52] Yeah, this is my favorite.

[05:35:53] Jason viewer, bro, I'm telling you it's a what am I telling you it's harder than you think

[05:36:06] This is not troll that one that was even following all right, let's see if you know this one

[05:36:23] Let's see I told you our viewers look the same. I bet you this is a miss kids. Oh, you can't tell him my comment

[05:36:30] Let's see

[05:36:36] Why do you think it's a miscarriage?

[05:36:44] You think you're so goddamn cool

[05:36:46] like

[05:36:49] How'd you know I can't because you're jawline you don't want to you want to hide the whole jawline

[05:37:13] I think he's a good-looking guy. I'm glad to have you as a viewer Nate. Thanks for watching

[05:37:27] You really think this guy's watching me bro? He looks he looks like he actually goes outside

[05:37:45] Yes

[05:37:48] No, I I have a diverse community. I feel like this is ridiculous. You guys are just throwing like watch biscuit viewer

[05:37:54] I don't even know what NMS means

[05:38:05] Oh, okay, damn, 27 he just got the tag flap Yankee bro. I think this is one of your viewers

[05:38:25] Have all the viewers I'm gonna prove it tonight

[05:38:35] Misses a female viewers for so many years. I don't listen

[05:38:40] Is this a miss kid?

[05:38:43] No

[05:38:46] No, it's not fake if it's my view, it's not fake

[05:38:53] You see you think she's a she's your viewer. Yeah, why?

[05:39:02] See but I bet you it's mine watch this

[05:39:12] Listen I'm gonna VIP you in my child okay, so like if you want to talk anytime like

[05:39:19] It's not a name. All right

[05:39:22] I already know him

[05:39:26] That's a miss good miss good girl. That's why he's cute. What the clothes? Yeah, like the she had like a little thigh

[05:39:35] Strap thingy yellow emo, you know the the tennis skirts. Yeah the pose to

[05:39:41] It's like, yeah, it's me. It's miss kid miss kid. That's a that's a miss kid

[05:39:48] Both but miss fell off

[05:39:52] See I fuck with you. I fuck with you. I fuck with you

[05:40:02] Yeah, time flies

[05:40:10] What what that's a miss kid fucking viewer

[05:40:19] That's a miss kid viewer. No, it's not it's a Jason viewer you can tell

[05:40:24] Cuz he's bored

[05:40:25] Ready watch. He's obviously bored

[05:40:31] 64 month miss gifts up

[05:40:34] All right, it's the it's the end of the line Jason

[05:40:39] Jason if you were 100%

[05:40:42] Yep, you're crazy. Yep. He's been he's been watching face since it was born

[05:40:49] I feel like it's gonna save me it's gonna save me as a troll

[05:41:08] Nah, this is the community

[05:41:11] Talking about y'all. Thank you. Someone mod this man. Let's find this guy. Thank you

[05:41:20] Definitely a Jason viewer for sure

[05:41:23] Definitely Jason viewer for sure

[05:41:25] My viewers want to make some shitty jokes

[05:41:29] that's a miss kid definitely my viewer yeah this is definitely my viewer for

[05:41:36] sure oh my fall bro my guy my bad bro that's big

[05:41:46] NMS

[05:41:48] Really? I guess one is gonna be my viewer.

[05:41:50] I don't think you have any live viewers, bro.

[05:41:52] I'll be honest with you.

[05:41:56] Hopefully my viewers.

[05:42:00] I think it's my viewer.

[05:42:06] Miss only has white viewers.

[05:42:08] I feel like people just get the wrong idea about me.

[05:42:11] Jason.

[05:42:13] I have the most diverse.

[05:42:15] That's my viewer.

[05:42:17] No, this is my viewer.

[05:42:19] I don't need any of your viewers to have outside pictures.

[05:42:23] No, I'm kidding! I'm kidding! I'm kidding!

[05:42:26] I'm kidding, Miss Kids, I fuck with y'all.

[05:42:28] They're not called Miss Kids.

[05:42:32] This is definitely my viewer.

[05:42:34] He likes Japan and he goes outside.

[05:42:36] He does not go outside.

[05:42:37] Why does everyone have the ABV shirt?

[05:42:39] That's an eye-hard to pin.

[05:42:41] I think you placed it on that social network.

[05:42:45] I don't know what the fuck you're doing, but that's my viewer.

[05:42:48] Yeah, I'm not sure what this is.

[05:42:51] Okay. Oh, Jason. My viewer. This is your viewer. No, I think it's Jason. Is it because of the bathroom itself? No. The bathroom looks so bare. No, this is my viewer. This is my viewer for sure. Okay. Jason, frog. Okay, so. Oh, this could be anyone. This is a fake phone. No, it's not. It's happy 21st birthday.

[05:43:22] Why didn't he just find a picture of himself in it?

[05:43:25] He's had a crop of health?

[05:43:26] It's a misdemeanor.

[05:43:27] No way he's 21.

[05:43:29] He looks like a cop.

[05:43:31] Damn.

[05:43:35] It's a misdemeanor.

[05:43:39] Why are you so depressive pointing in your community?

[05:43:42] I'm not- I'm not this plan.

[05:43:44] It looks like we-

[05:43:45] It's just a little about Mari.

[05:43:49] Wait, no.

[05:43:50] There's more to it.

[05:43:52] Tell Mari she looked mad good, though.

[05:43:55] Grow up, dude.

[05:43:56] There's two other beautiful

[05:43:59] Oh

[05:44:03] Why why you skip one what that's definitely this guy wait one more

[05:44:13] What about this that's a Jason viewer this one that's a Jason viewer, I don't know I think it's a misdemeanor

[05:44:22] Hello, they want to go on my stream of course they watch me like they're waiting line

[05:44:26] That's Jason.

[05:44:28] Look.

[05:44:30] Okay.

[05:44:33] She is so rude.

[05:44:34] 100 bucks is a man.

[05:44:35] 100 bucks?

[05:44:36] I'm just kidding.

[05:44:37] I'm just kidding.

[05:44:38] I'm just kidding.

[05:44:39] I'm just kidding.

[05:44:40] Okay, I'll let me grab one of the hundreds.

[05:44:41] Oh, yeah, yeah.

[05:44:42] Thank you.

[05:44:43] Thank you.

[05:44:44] Is that a lot of cash?

[05:44:45] It's a lot of cash.

[05:44:46] Wait, is this real?

[05:44:47] Yeah, it's real.

[05:44:48] It looks like plain money.

[05:44:49] Why does it have this line here?

[05:44:52] That's blue bills.

[05:44:53] No, it's real.

[05:44:54] I got it from Vegas.

[05:44:55] I just left it there.

[05:44:56] Oh, damn.

[05:44:57] I

[05:45:02] Can I want to

[05:45:04] All right, everyone gets one

[05:45:07] Missed if you were 100% I could tell in her eyes and also I have that dress. I have that shirt

[05:45:12] I hope it is honestly know me I hope you're part of my community thank you I'm gonna like

[05:45:35] your tweets. This is a Jason viewer 100%. Jason viewer none of my viewers had glasses

[05:45:44] like that. He didn't want to you know what else I know. I feel like the next picture is

[05:45:50] dick I'm not watching that

[05:45:59] mmm

[05:46:01] this guy babe

[05:46:03] that's definitely miss he's an orange orphagen yeah

[05:46:07] I do make people work out and get them motivated

[05:46:10] that's my mod

[05:46:20] these pictures are getting really obscure you guys I'm scared

[05:46:23] he's inside the house maybe miss

[05:46:28] My viewer.

[05:46:30] Who the fuck is Ray?

[05:46:31] Wait, why is he so chestnut?

[05:46:32] How many names you have?

[05:46:33] Oh, Ray is the other Asian dude.

[05:46:37] All right, look.

[05:46:38] This guy, good-looking guy.

[05:46:40] He looks like a protagonist in some anime.

[05:46:42] I'm going to probably say he's your viewer.

[05:46:46] You could be Mrs. though.

[05:46:48] If they look cool, it's Jason.

[05:46:50] If they look less cool, it's them.

[05:46:52] I'm just kidding.

[05:46:55] You've been my friend for five years.

[05:46:57] I would say this is my viewer because I think my viewers are religious I know you know

[05:47:19] I

[05:47:26] Why don't they Stephen Hawking in this fucking photo?

[05:47:40] No, he's not definitely my viewer and he's 19 showing you

[05:47:55] I didn't know, I don't know.

[05:47:57] We're both watching together.

[05:47:59] What does NMS even stand for?

[05:48:01] No more sex.

[05:48:02] Oh, that's my viewer.

[05:48:05] Yeah, my viewers don't need all the filters.

[05:48:07] It's stuff with your viewer.

[05:48:08] What?

[05:48:09] Oh.

[05:48:10] Damn, I'm 23.

[05:48:12] You have a big, strong viewer.

[05:48:14] She was my viewer, I dig her.

[05:48:16] I stole your viewers.

[05:48:17] Damn.

[05:48:18] She bad.

[05:48:19] I stole your viewers.

[05:48:21] They always come back.

[05:48:26] What do you mean by that? They'll always come back. What do you mean by that? You'll see they'll always come back

[05:48:33] No, I'm not playing it down for but those come back. I promise you anyway, where are we? You should go back

[05:48:44] What's so funny about this guy, I know

[05:48:51] You know him

[05:48:53] Wait, no, we're down here wait. It's an emote now

[05:49:10] Yeah, so these people are posting chat, I don't care about your chest, bro

[05:49:23] That was lacy the picture. Yeah, wait, wait

[05:49:29] That's actually him

[05:49:55] I don't know why Twitter's not loading we're gonna latest

[05:49:58] I

[05:50:01] Yes, crash where class and chat

[05:50:08] There's a word

[05:50:11] Why does one for you here? It wasn't working as soon as food

[05:50:17] People clap

[05:50:19] What the fuck?

[05:50:21] He looks like he kills people.

[05:50:23] That's a miscarve viewer.

[05:50:25] Yeah, he kills people. That's definitely a miscarve viewer.

[05:50:27] Jason!

[05:50:29] LOL.

[05:50:31] Oh, shit, one fall.

[05:50:33] That's a five-foot match of yours.

[05:50:35] No, this is one of my viewers for sure.

[05:50:37] This is a fucking...

[05:50:39] You Google a light-skinned kid and this pops up.

[05:50:41] Like, this is an old-ass photo.

[05:50:43] Yeah, it looks like the W17.

[05:50:45] Yeah, it looks like the W17.

[05:50:47] I don't know.

[05:50:49] Put your tail up.

[05:50:52] Miss kid. Miss kid.

[05:50:55] Jason's a man.

[05:50:56] That the minion in the background with the half dyed haircut.

[05:51:00] That's that's got it. That's that's a miss kid.

[05:51:02] This is a Jason viewer. That's a miss kid.

[05:51:04] Kind of has your hair, man.

[05:51:06] Yeah, he does. He does have my hair, but I don't like the minions.

[05:51:09] It's definitely not my view.

[05:51:11] Oh, that's the same stance you had at the party.

[05:51:13] Yeah.

[05:51:18] There you go

[05:51:23] Okay

[05:51:32] I'm gonna say this is probably as this viewer that came from a raid

[05:51:51] Not a question mark. What's that?

[05:51:56] Are those condoms?

[05:51:58] It is.

[05:51:59] No, no. There's no condoms, so it's NMS. I think this is one of your viewers.

[05:52:03] Yeah.

[05:52:04] Oh, Miss Kid.

[05:52:05] That's a Miss Kid.

[05:52:08] Oh, wow.

[05:52:09] What was all these women?

[05:52:10] Yeah.

[05:52:11] That's the same girl.

[05:52:12] I don't think it's the same girl. It's a different girl every time.

[05:52:18] She didn't put a thing.

[05:52:19] That's a Miss Kid. No, that's a Miss Kid.

[05:52:22] He has a hug.

[05:52:23] He has a hug.

[05:52:24] I hope you're one of my viewers, man. You see really cool

[05:52:41] Why does this kid dress like a blunt we can't even see Jason what the what the fuck is this shit?

[05:52:47] Thank You slender man

[05:52:49] So what Rick Ashley would you say Rick Owens? I'm down for that something like is that a closed?

[05:52:57] Yes closed like shoes. Oh

[05:53:00] That's a misfit

[05:53:03] This guy

[05:53:07] You think this is a misfit viewer. Yeah, yeah

[05:53:10] What is this frame? It's from Uvu. Oh, yeah

[05:53:13] I

[05:53:16] Lana

[05:53:31] Yo como culo

[05:53:33] He said he's bad, oh yeah I know, this is Miss Kid totally.

[05:53:42] Thank you, and you said I don't have diverse viewers, yes I do.

[05:53:48] Like I, thank you man.

[05:53:51] Why is your chat laughing man?

[05:53:56] Yeah, somebody tell him.

[05:54:00] Wait, that's not, that's Baby Woo.

[05:54:04] You got so happy Jason's guy's name is Nightmare

[05:54:25] Is she not one of yours

[05:54:40] There we go

[05:54:54] Yeah, I don't know the picture one of my viewers

[05:55:00] No, not he's too cool to be your viewer man, that's a

[05:55:08] Wait, what happened with the kisses

[05:55:12] Looking away from the camera. Oh, yeah, definitely this kid. Yeah, definitely

[05:55:19] Yeah, knew it knew it thank you, bro

[05:55:24] Oh

[05:55:43] Who's this do you know this guy I think it's why we're doing shirtless pics though

[05:55:54] Oh that's a screenshot. It was from above.

[05:55:56] Oh my god bro, what is he doing?

[05:56:00] Jason's up for 12 months.

[05:56:02] What the fuck are you sending?

[05:56:04] Oh bro, why are we sending your thirst drafts bro?

[05:56:08] Why are we sending your thirst drafts?

[05:56:12] You're free.

[05:56:14] Fortnite pro for nine kings?

[05:56:16] Who the hell are you man?

[05:56:18] Oh.

[05:56:20] That's my view. That's my view. That's my view. That's my view.

[05:56:33] That's my view. That's my view. Miss kids on top. Put a thousand on it. Put on drawing it.

[05:56:39] Hundred.

[05:56:41] Alright, whoever loses has to get the other person twenty subs.

[05:56:44] Okay. No, that's not looking good. She doesn't follow me.

[05:57:01] Let me get the 20 get this!

[05:57:04] Go ahead and get those 20.

[05:57:09] That's a miscafeure.

[05:57:12] Actually no, that's a lazy view.

[05:57:15] Jason, there goes all your order from the last hand.

[05:57:19] Alright, I have Jason 20 so.

[05:57:21] There goes all your order from the last hand.

[05:57:23] Oh yeah, you're right.

[05:57:33] Actually not in 6th age you'll be one twitch pays out.

[05:57:35] We get it to the last fortunate.

[05:57:37] We got like 5 now.

[05:57:39] Let's do some mistakes with Miz eating me in a bed.

[05:57:44] Listen, I just think my viewers are actually good looking and doing well in life.

[05:57:48] Shout out to MizKid for the 20 gifted subs.

[05:57:51] Yeah, I'm completely wrong.

[05:57:55] I mean, this dance is kind of concerning.

[05:57:57] Bro, he already posted before. That's Ethan.

[05:58:02] I don't even have to open this up. This is your viewer.

[05:58:04] My viewers, it's 100%.

[05:58:06] Yeah

[05:58:09] That's is your

[05:58:18] Hey ladies are those two bothering you hey ladies are those two bothering you? Oh, it's for you guys

[05:58:25] Hey ladies are those two bothering you?

[05:58:47] Like no because I already know like this is my viewer. Yeah, I got some good-looking viewers

[05:58:55] My viewer

[05:59:01] Yo, Rick, thank you so much for the support that's what I'm fucking talking about

[05:59:06] I'll be honest. This is probably your viewer. I feel like

[05:59:10] Con father this is definitely your viewer for sure

[05:59:15] This is that this I don't know

[05:59:19] Bruce said this. What the hell happened to Bruce?

[05:59:26] That's not good.

[05:59:30] That's a muskiv viewer. Either it's a muskiv viewer or he's going to put my name as a troll.

[05:59:36] I think this is one of your viewers.

[05:59:39] I think this is one of your guys standing tall and chatting on stop.

[05:59:44] We watched you for 30 days straight on the sub-a-thon.

[05:59:47] You that or it's a linear

[05:59:48] buddy

[05:59:50] he doesn't follow me

[05:59:53] but you don't follow me

[05:59:57] that's a miss frog y'all

[06:00:00] that's the average miss frog

[06:00:02] miss kid

[06:00:03] miss

[06:00:04] miss adults

[06:00:07] oh is he cooking

[06:00:10] wait he's kind of jacked

[06:00:11] all pictures

[06:00:13] I mean like canoes viewer

[06:00:15] it's miss yeah

[06:00:17] refresh me

[06:00:19] Ms. P.S. been the pop, yo, I got it, man.

[06:00:21] Dude, see, diverse, nice Jack viewers.

[06:00:25] Do I have any fresh?

[06:00:26] You sure?

[06:00:27] Yeah, sure.

[06:00:35] That's not real.

[06:00:39] It kinda looks like a guy who, wait,

[06:00:41] is that a guy?

[06:00:42] Damn, Caitlin.

[06:00:43] Let's see, that's a guy who morphed into a girl

[06:00:46] but on a face app or something.

[06:00:49] No, that's gotta be Ms. Caitlyn.

[06:00:51] No way are my viewers this current.

[06:00:53] My viewers would never do this kind of stuff.

[06:00:56] No way!

[06:00:57] This is such a, this dude,

[06:00:58] You do this shit. You need this with your hair?

[06:01:01] Yeah, that's your favorite.

[06:01:02] I don't see raising.

[06:01:04] I don't know.

[06:01:07] What? What? What?

[06:01:13] What the fuck is this?

[06:01:15] That's a miscue viewer.

[06:01:18] What the fuck?

[06:01:19] Big misquit.

[06:01:20] Oh, misquit, misquit.

[06:01:24] I'm such a misquit.

[06:01:25] I don't know. I think misquit.

[06:01:30] Ooh, it's me.

[06:01:31] You might have to go back and fall over back.

[06:01:36] Mids.

[06:01:40] Ooh.

[06:01:41] 2020 Mids, we now.

[06:01:44] That's...

[06:01:45] Yeah, that's what you say.

[06:01:53] I will say why.

[06:01:54] Hold on.

[06:01:55] What does he say?

[06:02:03] Okay.

[06:02:04] All right.

[06:02:05] You take him.

[06:02:06] Pause.

[06:02:07] I don't want him.

[06:02:08] I think you...

[06:02:09] I think that's your viewer.

[06:02:10] I think this is...

[06:02:11] I hope it's...

[06:02:16] That's your viewer.

[06:02:17] I'm at the close-up shop, honestly, in like five minutes.

[06:02:22] Biker...

[06:02:23] That's your viewer.

[06:02:24] Is 30s probably enjoying life?

[06:02:25] I'm gonna say this is for my viewer.

[06:02:27] There you go.

[06:02:28] Wow, I do have older viewers.

[06:02:29] Shit, you're...

[06:02:30] Yeah.

[06:02:33] I don't know.

[06:02:34] 100% my viewer.

[06:02:38] If you AI generated a miski viewer,

[06:02:40] that's what it would look like.

[06:02:42] That's a miski viewer.

[06:02:43] Nah, this is Jason.

[06:02:45] My chat would not have Gucci.

[06:02:46] I bet they wouldn't have that on.

[06:02:48] They shot from Kohl's.

[06:02:48] I think that's me.

[06:02:50] That's me.

[06:02:52] What?

[06:02:53] He said Jason though.

[06:02:55] What the fuck

[06:03:25] Ready oh, yeah, that's a that's a fucking

[06:03:29] That's a miscue viewer. Yeah, I mean analyze this beer. Yeah, I got a fucking crazy beer with a shirt that says beard on

[06:03:40] Yeah, he seems cool. He seems cool. I hope it's one of my viewers might be one of my viewers

[06:03:48] NMP slash soda we didn't ask

[06:03:51] We didn't ask

[06:03:52] What the fuck is that I did not ask

[06:03:58] You can't tell I I don't I don't

[06:04:00] No, go, go, I want to see, I want to see you.

[06:04:03] Yeah, miss, miss, click on her, it's miss.

[06:04:09] Ooh.

[06:04:09] Nice.

[06:04:11] How did you know it was mine?

[06:04:13] I don't know, just got that look to it, you know.

[06:04:15] Yeah.

[06:04:16] So beautiful.

[06:04:17] Like you've been through some shit.

[06:04:19] Not even that, you know.

[06:04:21] Oh, wait, that's AI.

[06:04:23] Yeah, that's what I really am.

[06:04:25] Russell Beard.

[06:04:27] Hmm.

[06:04:35] I'm saying it's yours Jason song Jason song

[06:04:51] No way what the hell's on your lips?

[06:05:00] I haven't blocked I don't know who the fuck you are

[06:05:03] That means he's a real miss gift viewer we want from those

[06:05:14] Our king a who's ABB

[06:05:30] There's filters nowadays

[06:05:38] No, this is I'm Jason watch

[06:05:52] This is not real a 20 years something old kid grew up leaving idealism you think this is

[06:06:14] You know who that is no

[06:06:17] Miss K for sure

[06:06:20] Oh picture, I'm gonna be the little tree hat. I fuck with him. That's definitely cool. He seems really down at Earth, right?

[06:06:26] Yeah, he looks like you might work. Yeah

[06:06:30] He wanted to join only things make it for life. Thank you, bro. Oh, would you go out with him to see a chance?

[06:06:40] What

[06:06:44] friend going out there.

[06:06:45] Yeah.

[06:06:46] Wait, you have a boyfriend?

[06:06:47] Yeah.

[06:06:48] I'm so ugly right now.

[06:06:49] I'm just so ugly.

[06:06:50] He's eight years younger than me.

[06:06:53] I'm just so ugly right now.

[06:06:56] I'm a club.

[06:06:58] All right, bro.

[06:07:04] Is that a real picture of me?

[06:07:07] We already know some of his viewers.

[06:07:10] All right, you know what?

[06:07:11] Oh, look, look, look.

[06:07:12] I think we can all agree on this whole thing that it's pretty obvious to say.

[06:07:15] Is that fucking Bruce?

[06:07:18] Fuck!

[06:07:19] You don't like pumpkin I think it's pretty obvious to say which ones are misviewers

[06:07:32] Why don't you like pumpkins?

[06:07:37] Can I go lower oh

[06:07:40] What don't you like pumpkin?

[06:07:45] What's wrong pumpkins, it's only leaf the clip

[06:07:52] What's the clip oh I know the clip I know I know the clip I'm not gonna play the clip

[06:08:17] I'm gonna play the crime

[06:08:31] Do you care?

[06:08:40] Damn, he really I didn't even notice that he knocked you upside the head with me. Oh

[06:08:49] Oh, damn

[06:08:54] It's crazy how you brought up my trauma, but you know, I'm spending your trauma right now. Yeah, I'm sorry I had to go through that dude

[06:09:00] 74,746

[06:09:02] Sorry to go through that man. It's rough. It's not easy. No, let's have a good 100k subs, bro. Let's get back to you

[06:09:08] Jack, come on, let's have them out, dude. Honestly, I feel bad now. Let's get them to 100k. He's actually like really chill

[06:09:14] Shout out to Mojito for removing my sub goal on stream. I appreciate that. It was really nice to you

[06:09:22] So here, give your string.

[06:09:26] Wait, what?

[06:09:29] Damn, that's cool.

[06:09:30] Yes, that's a genie for that.

[06:09:31] That's very interesting stuff.

[06:09:33] Well, I guess we learned a valuable lesson here,

[06:09:34] and that's you can't tell the difference

[06:09:37] between our viewers.

[06:09:38] You definitely can't.

[06:09:39] You can't have so little, you guess, like 75% of them.

[06:09:44] Very easy.

[06:09:45] It's not hard.

[06:09:47] Well, so what did everyone think of my viewers?

[06:09:50] I think you have a nice view.

[06:09:51] So I think my viewers were very, you know.

[06:09:56] They seemed experienced.

[06:09:57] Experienced, yeah, it's the word.

[06:09:59] Really cool with computers.

[06:10:01] Pretty cool.

[06:10:04] White is what someone said, this word.

[06:10:07] Losers, ugly, wondering away.

[06:10:10] Damn.

[06:10:11] Old and hairy, old, hairy, ugly, and white.

[06:10:13] Okay, we're just adding everyone's shit.

[06:10:15] Wow.

[06:10:16] But what about Jason's viewers?

[06:10:18] Like, what did you think about them?

[06:10:18] I think they looked like basically, you know.

[06:10:21] I mean, if you're on Twitch watching people, you're probably, uh...

[06:10:29] Your viewers are intelligent, suave, and stylish. Thank you, man. I appreciate it.

[06:10:35] That's funny. My chat's saying they're cringe and too young, and then your chat's saying aura in sugoi.

[06:10:42] My viewers are six foot tall, handsome, strong.

[06:10:48] They're so far away.

[06:10:50] My viewers, I think they're like five, seven, white, probably live with their parents, and

[06:10:59] they're probably 32.

[06:11:00] Both are important in this world.

[06:11:05] So now what we can look at, let's look at a litany of viewers.

[06:11:10] Well I want to see what your viewers look like.

[06:11:12] No, let's not do that.

[06:11:14] Let's not do that.

[06:11:17] No, let's not do that.

[06:11:20] Why are we doing that?

[06:11:22] What do you think of Jason?

[06:11:24] He seems like a nice guy.

[06:11:28] Thank you.

[06:11:30] Oh, like, looks fine.

[06:11:32] Now she got a boyfriend over here today.

[06:11:34] He seems like he's too young for me.

[06:11:36] Oh, so what's too young for you?

[06:11:38] You said 20, though.

[06:11:40] Like, like 24, like, around there.

[06:11:42] You're actually 24?

[06:11:44] I don't think so because I remember

[06:11:46] when I was in a love relationship with Jason.

[06:11:48] I don't think so because I remember when I wasn't in a love of a host you told me you were 19.

[06:11:54] And that was like oh you're joking.

[06:11:57] I literally left because of that. He was really 24.

[06:12:00] But it's apparently in Lydia's viewers.

[06:12:02] Yes.

[06:12:04] Oh my God. That was crazy.

[06:12:07] It was her age.

[06:12:09] I was in an IRL stream and they just like, they wouldn't leave.

[06:12:15] Yeah, and they were like really close to me. Like they were like putting their hands on like

[06:12:20] I'm not kidding. I'm you? I was scared.

[06:12:22] I thought this was your family.

[06:12:24] Okay, they were Hispanic, so thank you for that. Yeah, they were Hispanic kids, but

[06:12:28] That's not to be motivated.

[06:12:30] Well, I mean, dude, what guy puts his arm around like this? That's like, oh, like that's her cousin or something.

[06:12:34] Yeah, I know. I didn't know that.

[06:12:35] They were so close to me.

[06:12:36] I didn't know them, and I was kind of scared.

[06:12:38] What was I gonna do? And like, they were vibing with the chat, and I was like, well, the worst thing, like, I'm on stream.

[06:12:44] like nothing's gonna happen but they were nice they were nice but I did check to

[06:12:48] make sure I had my wallet and stuff because they were like in Columbia I got robbed by like a

[06:12:56] fanita of like like children so it was triggering some PTSD for me for sure

[06:13:01] yeah so they were all touching your ass and shit

[06:13:04] no it didn't get that way but like they were like like laying on me legs and like

[06:13:08] wait so this kid was touching your ass

[06:13:10] No, like they were just trying to get in the camera frame and they were like putting their hands like

[06:13:16] Like were you alone? Yeah

[06:13:21] Dude, you should just call me. I'll go with you. No way. It's okay. It was fun

[06:13:25] I mean it's a good experience. I was just downtown like I real streaming

[06:13:29] Just you know just vibing. No, I was there with it

[06:13:33] If you ever need help I can be there. I will end stream and go help me

[06:13:37] You would in stream a boot of an IRL stream.

[06:13:40] Well I would raid her and then hopefully she raids me back.

[06:13:43] But I would go see what I would do.

[06:13:47] Jason?

[06:13:48] No, if I was there I would get off of her.

[06:13:51] You'd hit a kid?

[06:13:52] Yeah, in the head.

[06:13:54] They were like 15 and 16.

[06:13:56] They were young.

[06:13:58] I'm pretty sure they were, like, how do you say that?

[06:14:01] Like they were keeping school.

[06:14:03] It was a Friday at like 2pm.

[06:14:07] Wait, how long you stay here two months

[06:14:25] That's the most with her she got really mad at me. Did you hit me last time didn't you scream at me or something?

[06:14:34] No.

[06:14:35] I don't know how to describe her name.

[06:14:38] I don't want to, don't give a shit.

[06:14:40] Oh my goodness.

[06:14:41] You did scare me.

[06:14:42] I think she hit me.

[06:14:44] Probably.

[06:14:45] I hit you every time.

[06:14:47] You had two tequila shots or something, one of these.

[06:14:49] And then she was drinking two.

[06:14:51] That was really angry.

[06:14:53] See that was the thing.

[06:14:54] It was just kind of...

[06:14:55] Nah, we should play Spin the Bottle.

[06:14:57] Um...

[06:15:01] Y'all hungry or not?

[06:15:03] Yeah, I can go for some food.

[06:15:05] I don't know what it is.

[06:15:13] What happened?

[06:15:14] Nah, I don't know.

[06:15:15] I need a vibe chair.

[06:15:16] Fuck.

[06:15:17] I mean like you ruined the vibes?

[06:15:29] Yeah.

[06:15:30] So what do y'all like to do for fun?

[06:15:32] We like to watch reality TV.

[06:15:34] No, I'm not.

[06:15:37] Oh, that's when you watch on your stream, right?

[06:15:39] Yeah.

[06:15:40] That's when you stream?

[06:15:41] Sometimes.

[06:15:42] Jason and Gryll, watch your stream.

[06:15:44] Yeah.

[06:15:46] Yeah.

[06:15:47] Yeah.

[06:15:48] Yeah.

[06:15:49] Yeah.

[06:15:50] Yeah.

[06:15:51] Yeah.

[06:15:52] Yeah.

[06:15:53] Yeah.

[06:15:54] Jason, if you're watching her stream...

[06:15:56] I'd be tapping in and out.

[06:16:00] Do you see what she does every day?

[06:16:02] No.

[06:16:04] She just watches shows?

[06:16:06] She watches reality TV, and she's not doing that. She's in a pool.

[06:16:08] No.

[06:16:10] I like when she scratches.

[06:16:12] She's a stretch once in a while, but she's mostly...

[06:16:16] She watches a lot of reality TV.

[06:16:20] I'm surprised none of you guys have watched the Master Show.

[06:16:22] Oh, I have.

[06:16:23] I didn't watch it on stream, but I watched people watch it. I feel like it's a classic

[06:16:31] Everyone just stole that like it's like three months of free content

[06:16:35] Yeah, it give us still that shit

[06:16:38] Well, I left the whole harm

[06:16:40] So I

[06:16:41] What do you guys do like now that you see some of them like what are you gonna do afterwards?

[06:16:45] You're going to Korea with them. What about that?

[06:16:47] Uh

[06:16:50] Hey, why in the travel and stuff travel December

[06:16:58] Wait, you're gonna know the summer time 90 times. Oh, should I do a summer time?

[06:17:09] Like Mario 64

[06:17:19] I always wanted to hit 15,000 subs what are you at 20 you had a high sub count before

[06:17:32] 10 is literally high it's really hard well I you know I just hit 10,000 subs

[06:17:42] that I never thought would be possible.

[06:17:43] Yeah, I just hit like 1,300 dates.

[06:17:46] And my goals hit when they hit 15K.

[06:17:48] One of my own.

[06:17:53] Yeah, like you're basically the wrong way you want it.

[06:17:55] You're at 95, only at like 15.

[06:18:00] Like we're like similar, about like five.

[06:18:03] I was pretty cool.

[06:18:03] That's one of my goals.

[06:18:04] What else are some of my goals?

[06:18:07] I don't know.

[06:18:08] I want to live life.

[06:18:11] Because I did the grind that you're doing now for five

[06:18:14] years.

[06:18:14] And now I'm like, oh, I should probably enjoy myself.

[06:18:17] Yeah, you should retire, you know.

[06:18:19] Oh!

[06:18:20] Doesn't it take a retire to enjoy himself?

[06:18:24] At 29?

[06:18:25] He can still, he can still.

[06:18:26] I'm not retired, but like, stream every day.

[06:18:29] Like, do you do that?

[06:18:31] No, he streams two times a week.

[06:18:33] Two times a week?

[06:18:34] Yeah.

[06:18:35] Oh, then you're already doing it.

[06:18:37] No, I stream more than two times a week.

[06:18:39] But like, you should just do like, retire.

[06:18:43] Yeah.

[06:18:44] How are you?

[06:18:45] you have retired bro you guys just did a sub-a-thon there's not much else to do I

[06:18:48] would just quit. Well I'm only 20. How long have you been streaming for?

[06:18:52] Four. What? How many years?

[06:18:55] Oh, I told him. Two years? Yeah, I'm only two.

[06:18:59] I've been streaming for a little over two years.

[06:19:02] Yeah. And you still got like, what, like five more years?

[06:19:06] What's hinged? Oh is that that bad? I didn't hinge with him.

[06:19:10] Nick. You went on a hinge?

[06:19:13] Nick, yeah, he did his things.

[06:19:15] You got any dates?

[06:19:16] He got two lights.

[06:19:19] He got two lights.

[06:19:20] Oh, man.

[06:19:21] I think I'm going to create a profile.

[06:19:22] Wait, why don't you use that?

[06:19:24] No, no, no, no.

[06:19:24] One that's for, like, celebrities or something.

[06:19:26] Like, um,

[06:19:27] What's your call?

[06:19:28] Rock, rock, rock.

[06:19:29] Viah?

[06:19:29] Why don't you use that one?

[06:19:32] You got on it?

[06:19:33] No.

[06:19:35] You got on it?

[06:19:37] No, I haven't.

[06:19:38] Wait, let's just roam with Tinder.

[06:19:39] I don't stand.

[06:19:41] This is ass.

[06:19:41] Tenders just for people who want to vote.

[06:19:44] What's wrong with Tinder?

[06:19:45] Like, all day and nights are like that,

[06:19:46] but Tinder's just like, oh, I want to meet you in the club.

[06:19:49] I don't see the fun.

[06:19:50] That's literally all that matters.

[06:19:52] I mean, if you want to find love, right?

[06:19:54] What about the lovers?

[06:19:56] Love's a lot of work.

[06:19:58] This is what I thought.

[06:19:59] Why do you want to start a family?

[06:20:00] It's good.

[06:20:02] I'm probably going to retire soon, probably, afterwards.

[06:20:04] What age?

[06:20:05] Like 30, but I'm not even close.

[06:20:08] What on earth?

[06:20:09] I'm thinking you got a year left.

[06:20:12] Yeah, your spring's gonna be out.

[06:20:13] What month?

[06:20:14] The point is, four months?

[06:20:16] I don't want kids.

[06:20:17] What?

[06:20:18] You don't want that serious?

[06:20:19] I had a child with a linty for three days.

[06:20:21] It was the worst streams of my life

[06:20:22] and I'm not doing it again.

[06:20:24] Well, why would you stream with your kid?

[06:20:25] You just have a kid and then create a family channel

[06:20:30] and exploit with the views.

[06:20:31] Right.

[06:20:32] That's something he would do.

[06:20:33] That's what I want to do with her.

[06:20:34] So we tested it out by having a child first.

[06:20:36] Oh, I don't want to have a baby.

[06:20:38] Y'all adopted a child for streaming?

[06:20:40] You should do that.

[06:20:41] It was like a doll, like the one's a cry, like a real one.

[06:20:44] And he threw it in the pool.

[06:20:46] You don't think there was a moment in the four years

[06:20:48] we were there where you were like,

[06:20:50] if Miz wanted to have a child for content?

[06:20:54] No.

[06:20:55] Because how is the child gonna happen?

[06:20:59] I would call someone and get it set up.

[06:21:02] Yeah, okay.

[06:21:03] Okay, I guess that's the thing.

[06:21:04] I don't think I would go through the process

[06:21:06] of the baby making.

[06:21:08] You know and the pregnancy like do you do you really think that if I'd like three in the morning

[06:21:13] I really want some pickles you would run to the store and give me some pickles. No, I mean most of the good of the store for you

[06:21:23] Hmm I would have done that well now what?

[06:21:29] Well, I mean we got some options what we can do

[06:21:32] Fucking you said you want to get food. It's like nine o'clock

[06:21:36] See yeah, I'll hunger you

[06:21:38] They're what kind of food do you like they really want you to go on hinge

[06:21:49] When you go on hinge do you actually find girls you just do it

[06:22:01] I mean I'm done

[06:22:03] I had a heartburn, I do it with that.

[06:22:07] I met a girl on Hinge one time,

[06:22:08] and then I found a discord,

[06:22:10] and then I flew out to her the next day.

[06:22:12] What?

[06:22:13] Pfft.

[06:22:14] That's so bad for a hokey shit.

[06:22:17] No, but for stream.

[06:22:19] Oh, for stream, okay, okay, okay.

[06:22:20] Sorry.

[06:22:21] You're saying April.

[06:22:22] Is that her name, or is that when you did it?

[06:22:23] That's when I was did it, that's when I did it.

[06:22:25] Damn, that's forever ago.

[06:22:27] Yeah.

[06:22:28] Wow.

[06:22:29] Big fucking top, man.

[06:22:30] So you couldn't find a date where you live?

[06:22:32] but it just hit harder and you can...

[06:22:35] Oh wow.

[06:22:38] What does that mean?

[06:22:39] It's an area in the family.

[06:22:42] I mean, yeah, like dude, like what can we do?

[06:22:45] We can get food, there's food somewhere probably.

[06:22:49] I don't have any food here.

[06:22:52] Russell's here if you wanna go knock on his door

[06:22:54] and bother him.

[06:22:55] We can go fuck with Russell.

[06:22:56] What's he doing?

[06:22:58] Probably jerking off.

[06:23:00] I can go stop him from jerking off

[06:23:01] and bring him up here.

[06:23:02] Got to do it right now.

[06:23:04] before Russell, leave Russell a little bit.

[06:23:06] No, Russell went chasing his chattainsman.

[06:23:08] He came in with all of them.

[06:23:10] Yeah, he's talking about him when he was in here.

[06:23:12] Russell?

[06:23:13] Yeah.

[06:23:14] So no, I fuck with him, man.

[06:23:17] Russell is a big dude, a big fuckin' dude.

[06:23:26] I don't mean to hate you, but I mean,

[06:23:27] we're the guys here.

[06:23:30] There's one, like, in that bedroom,

[06:23:33] a phone spot.

[06:23:33] I don't think anyone wants to hear them.

[06:24:12] Oh

[06:24:15] I'm gonna ask them morning

[06:24:23] Hi, yeah, I'm I am I how do you how much was it?

[06:24:32] Yeah, I'm gonna stop for what? Oh

[06:24:40] 90 I wanted a 160, but yeah

[06:24:43] Those cards appreciate so fast and I had a

[06:24:49] someone hit me when I had an accident you bought it you bought it brand new no

[06:24:55] it went all the way down to 90

[06:24:59] we might not talk about this I'm gonna start crying you guys

[06:25:03] oh my fault it's okay it's okay

[06:25:06] fortunately I still have my Audi R8 which is really nice we can go in that

[06:25:09] Who's he to?

[06:25:11] How about Audi?

[06:25:13] You bought a car?

[06:25:15] Yeah, I bought four cars.

[06:25:17] Three for my family.

[06:25:19] Are you setting your finances up for life?

[06:25:23] Are you working on your Roth IRA and your 401k plan?

[06:25:25] I don't even buy them when it's apartment cars.

[06:25:27] Do they already have homes?

[06:25:29] No, my parents have paid off homes.

[06:25:33] Well, my parents' cars are fucked up.

[06:25:37] Oh

[06:25:41] This is bought your parents cars. Oh my parents in my alcohol. Is it fucked up that I never did that?

[06:25:49] You buy them a house? Mod you can ban me. Nope

[06:25:53] What did you do for your family? I got them Christmas cards. No, but there's the Hallmark ones

[06:25:58] It's the nice ones that like have a little story in it

[06:26:01] Wait, so you're a millionaire your parents

[06:26:08] I walked in this house and you never know where to be found.

[06:26:17] Wait what?

[06:26:22] Mischief has been permanently banned.

[06:26:26] Wait what?

[06:26:27] Wait what?

[06:26:28] Oh I thought I got banned on Twitch.

[06:26:32] Yo whoever that mod is just troll the fucking shit out of me.

[06:26:37] I'm like holy shit. I'm not banned from Twitch

[06:26:41] My it's not fucking funny put it back

[06:26:44] Let's take to see I'm tired sitting me sitting all day

[06:26:55] Because I was pressing on basketball, that's why I'm scared of wrestling bro. That's because you were getting locked out all day

[06:27:03] It's a big teddy bear

[06:27:05] Yeah, that's what you remind me of

[06:27:08] Yeah, I'm cute like a teddy bear, bro.

[06:27:10] You're a mad huggable.

[06:27:13] You're my box!

[06:27:14] You're my box!

[06:27:15] Oh, my God!

[06:27:17] Wait, actually?

[06:27:19] Oh, yes, bro.

[06:27:21] Oh, my gosh.

[06:27:22] What the fuck is this box, dude?

[06:27:24] No, it's fine, it's fine.

[06:27:25] Where do you come from?

[06:27:26] I'm sorry, I'm actually sorry, I'm actually sorry.

[06:27:28] But you got a pamphort or something?

[06:27:30] How much?

[06:27:31] Like, it's 100,000 per box.

[06:27:33] This one's at least like finger in.

[06:27:34] I'm not kidding you.

[06:27:35] That might have just knocked it down to a knee.

[06:27:37] You're lying.

[06:27:38] So you swear, let me see, wait, no, wait, you show me the janitor.

[06:27:44] He's looking it up, he's looking it up.

[06:27:47] I'm getting trolled.

[06:27:48] No, you're not getting trolled.

[06:27:49] Yeah, of course, it's in the case, so it doesn't get fucked up by you.

[06:27:52] Bro, is that a hole in your...

[06:27:54] Oh, look at it.

[06:27:55] No.

[06:27:56] Why are you getting trolled?

[06:27:57] I'm not kidding, I might need 10k subs.

[06:28:02] Wait, are you being serious?

[06:28:03] Yeah, if you could.

[06:28:04] I'm sorry, I did not.

[06:28:05] Can you at least take my dinner?

[06:28:07] Yeah, I guess you would do it.

[06:28:09] All right, that works.

[06:28:10] Well, it's you and Bambi and Jason's chats

[06:28:11] so I can start seeing their chat and seeing Oam,

[06:28:13] because I'm seeing my chat, but they already know I'm trolling.

[06:28:15] No, it's fine.

[06:28:16] It's good.

[06:28:16] Yeah, it's like a weird chat.

[06:28:17] I want to see Jason's chat.

[06:28:18] Russell's trying to move on.

[06:28:19] Your light is on.

[06:28:20] Guys, please don't ban him so I can see Jason's chat.

[06:28:23] I like Jason's chat.

[06:28:23] Russell's trying to move on from this era,

[06:28:25] and she wants to go to the W community.

[06:28:27] So I didn't even know he met up with you last night,

[06:28:29] and he comes in, and he goes like this.

[06:28:30] Dude, I hung up with Jason.

[06:28:32] I was so excited to chat with you.

[06:28:34] I feel so welcomed over there, but he's my people, but I did not, I did not do that.

[06:28:45] That was cute.

[06:28:46] No, Jason, I did not do that.

[06:28:47] He's literally lying.

[06:28:48] It was cute.

[06:28:49] I was playing Tetris and it is true.

[06:28:50] No, it is true.

[06:28:51] I was like, damn, this is actually cute as fuck, Russell.

[06:28:52] I told him to get the hell out of here and go to LA.

[06:28:54] Jason, do you really think I would do that?

[06:28:57] I mean, they're saying, aw, Russell, everyone thinks it's cute as fuck.

[06:29:00] I mean, like, listen, I do like you guys, so like I was, I was fucking with it.

[06:29:03] You know what I'm saying?

[06:29:05] You never said you liked me.

[06:29:07] I had said no when you were right.

[06:29:09] Yeah, you were right.

[06:29:10] I was wrong when you were talking about your fucking bitch.

[06:29:12] Yeah, because you always have something to say that's ignorant.

[06:29:14] No.

[06:29:14] Like just if you were.

[06:29:15] I think you were too.

[06:29:16] Russell, Russell, Russell.

[06:29:17] You didn't piss me off.

[06:29:17] Russell, you don't need her now.

[06:29:19] Look forward.

[06:29:20] See, that's Los Angeles.

[06:29:21] See, all the Tuddy's things can't do.

[06:29:23] That's how you look forward, Russell.

[06:29:26] Don't look back.

[06:29:26] Yes, yes, you're right.

[06:29:28] Actually, you're right.

[06:29:29] Look how beautiful it is on the floor.

[06:29:30] No, listen.

[06:29:31] Over there.

[06:29:32] I'm here too.

[06:29:33] Listen, you're a king over there.

[06:29:35] The W.

[06:29:36] You're a king over there.

[06:29:38] Dude, you're doing really good, man.

[06:29:39] You're a king over there.

[06:29:40] Leave us behind, Russell.

[06:29:42] No, listen, like, Jason.

[06:29:45] You would drop OTK.

[06:29:47] Bro, I'm like an NOTK.

[06:29:48] That's the thing, bro.

[06:29:49] Let me in phase.

[06:29:50] Fuck OTK.

[06:29:51] I don't even talk about these guys.

[06:29:53] No, they don't.

[06:29:54] Bruce was so right about that.

[06:29:56] I'm sorry, Bruce.

[06:29:57] You were right all along.

[06:29:58] We never got a black person in the movie.

[06:29:59] Bro, I'm-

[06:30:00] Hey, Russell was right there.

[06:30:01] Why not, Russell?

[06:30:02] No, listen.

[06:30:03] I'm in a mess certified

[06:30:15] You know I actually did a challenge for a hundred days

[06:30:21] Like like this

[06:30:26] I know my shit

[06:30:28] Last night he's like I'm gonna practice that all night. I'm gonna practice the phase logo

[06:30:32] So what I see Jason next time I can do it Jason. I didn't know I was gonna see you again

[06:30:35] I know you wanted to see me, but I didn't know I was gonna see you

[06:30:41] Yes

[06:30:45] Stop that shit

[06:30:49] Look you see also you hang out with one Asian you know saving your black

[06:30:53] No, but like no, but listen like I'm really a part of the culture you know I'm saying

[06:30:59] Who's your hair streamers?

[06:31:04] No, no, no, well no back in the day I actually did used to watch like cash like Zach TTG like all them

[06:31:10] Like I was like I was like actually in with that shit, but then they stopped training all themselves for me

[06:31:15] No, Zach TTG

[06:31:18] basketball

[06:31:19] Yeah, well they used to play like each one's you and to

[06:31:23] Don't say we, I watch Maximilian 2.

[06:31:27] I would walk in his room and he'd be watching and I'd be like, who's that?

[06:31:30] So how'd you join this out of Twitch?

[06:31:34] I was also watching them too.

[06:31:36] Well, he actually only liked me because I was a mod for Soda Poppin.

[06:31:41] No, no, here's what happens.

[06:31:43] Russell, I tweet up my discord, I said Russell come through, or whoever comes through.

[06:31:47] Russell comes through my discord with two fine hunnies.

[06:31:51] I was like, Russell, what are you doing, bro?

[06:31:53] And he's like, yeah, they follow me everywhere I go.

[06:31:55] These are two soda popping mods as well at the time.

[06:31:58] No.

[06:31:58] And then Russell invites me to another discord

[06:32:00] where we all play World of Warcraft.

[06:32:02] And I'm so uncomfortable because they're all fucking just

[06:32:05] saying Russell's name nonstop.

[06:32:07] I need the call.

[06:32:09] I do remember that.

[06:32:09] I actually remember that.

[06:32:10] They're like, Russell, what do you want me to do for you?

[06:32:13] You bitch.

[06:32:14] I told you to heal me.

[06:32:15] So I'm going to go stream.

[06:32:17] And then I started making calls.

[06:32:17] No, bro, I got that motion.

[06:32:19] You know what I'm saying?

[06:32:20] Like I really got motion, bro.

[06:32:21] You need to tap them before you get tapped out.

[06:32:23] You know what I'm saying?

[06:32:23] Okay.

[06:32:24] What are you string?

[06:32:25] Uh, literally nothing.

[06:32:26] Like I just, I just do bullshit.

[06:32:28] Like I'm like, I'm basically like, I just sit in front of the camera.

[06:32:31] I just talk as much as I can and I try to get as much attention as possible.

[06:32:34] Basically my, my, my strings.

[06:32:37] That's what I'm saying.

[06:32:38] Like we need to, uh, we need to Jason X Russell.

[06:32:41] You know what I'm saying?

[06:32:43] Like I think the, I think the people want it, bro.

[06:32:45] I'm telling you.

[06:32:45] I love Calabas before you, please.

[06:32:47] Marty, you can get a Florida meeting before me.

[06:32:49] That's okay.

[06:32:50] No, I already did.

[06:32:51] I already did.

[06:32:52] I love Calabas.

[06:32:53] Yeah.

[06:32:54] Yeah, you know.

[06:32:55] Uh-uh.

[06:32:56] Tuti live peace.

[06:32:57] Oh, wow.

[06:32:58] Is that, do you get that all the time?

[06:33:00] Oh, man.

[06:33:01] She made me.

[06:33:02] I actually get a Tuti live and welcome back.

[06:33:04] If people come in.

[06:33:06] I don't think you and Tuti share viewers.

[06:33:08] I think you need to shut up.

[06:33:09] You don't know what you're talking about.

[06:33:10] How do you ever look through my analytics?

[06:33:12] You're going to let him brush you like that?

[06:33:14] I think we should pull up your own logs in my chat and see who you really are.

[06:33:21] I mean, yeah, you still have time.

[06:33:23] I was never sending it in your chat.

[06:33:25] You have?

[06:33:26] But Jason.

[06:33:27] Listen, I was a fan of you and Maya.

[06:33:30] Like, together.

[06:33:31] So what's the problem?

[06:33:33] And why did you bring that up?

[06:33:35] Because I was explaining what I was a fan of.

[06:33:39] And look, I'm just gonna say this, Russell, I've never seen Russell jump for joy, never

[06:33:45] seen him jump.

[06:33:46] He runs in the house and it's like, the WQD, Alan Russell, I think it's time you leave

[06:33:52] us.

[06:33:53] Because let's be honest, Russell.

[06:33:54] Would you rather be here at LA?

[06:33:56] LA, bro.

[06:33:57] You didn't say that to me!

[06:33:58] Like, you-

[06:33:59] What?

[06:34:00] I'm trying to go to Russell.

[06:34:01] I'm trying to go to the Face House, bro.

[06:34:02] No, you didn't say that.

[06:34:03] You just said that you wanted to talk to him.

[06:34:05] Oh, yeah, no, of course.

[06:34:06] But like, I'm talking to him right now.

[06:34:07] That's why I'm gonna let him know.

[06:34:08] face you're gonna ditch me well bro like like if he's like if he's like face

[06:34:13] up I'm facing up you know I'm saying like face up all right now pick me or

[06:34:16] him all right bro tight shit what you saying she's pissing me off bro I've

[06:34:31] been looking for too long that's the thing that's the thing though right

[06:34:35] Right now we're hot, right?

[06:34:37] No, no, no, no.

[06:34:37] You don't understand.

[06:34:38] What if?

[06:34:40] Tell him.

[06:34:40] I like that, baby.

[06:34:41] Hold on, Russell.

[06:34:42] Yeah.

[06:34:43] All right, all right, let's do this.

[06:34:44] No, let's do this.

[06:34:45] I'm trying to, like, I'm testing your low-key.

[06:34:48] All right, let's hear it.

[06:34:49] Let's hear it.

[06:34:50] You know, Mizkiff took you in.

[06:34:53] I don't know y'all's board, but you stand in his crib,

[06:34:57] right?

[06:34:58] And then, all of a sudden, you hear L.A. in phase,

[06:35:01] and you just switch up like that.

[06:35:03] Jason, you don't understand.

[06:35:04] I've been through this guy's highs and his lows and his low lows.

[06:35:07] Okay, like, but why are you trying to go to LA?

[06:35:12] Because like, listen, you know, like nothing's forever.

[06:35:15] Like once you find a new love, you have a crying.

[06:35:18] Once you find a new love, Jason, you don't understand, like, and you're the new love.

[06:35:21] I haven't seen this happy since I brought him to in and out.

[06:35:23] See, he's crying.

[06:35:26] He knows that I'm happy.

[06:35:27] That's why he's crying.

[06:35:28] He wants to see me happy.

[06:35:29] And look, he's coming with us.

[06:35:32] We're facing up.

[06:35:34] Yeah

[06:35:37] You're facing out we're facing up though

[06:35:46] No Jason listen

[06:35:48] Like when you're when if your viewer tower ever drops like around me. I'm there. I'm patting your back

[06:35:54] But I'm like, it's okay

[06:35:57] I'm gonna do this person comes and you just hop onto the next you got at least five years

[06:36:04] I

[06:36:06] Get a little kiss for you know every time your view count drops. I'm like, oh, it's okay

[06:36:12] You know I'm saying the mic's buzzing

[06:36:16] Maybe Jason sounds better, you know Russell

[06:36:21] Your setup probably wouldn't be buzzing right now wouldn't Jason, you know I'm saying like well, I mean my setup is actually

[06:36:30] We'll get that fixed

[06:36:32] sorry chat just know like everyone's just leaving them freaking out for us

[06:36:43] leaves who I have I have my employees no I'll leave like one of my best friends

[06:36:51] She's always fuckin' there for me in the oils, huh?

[06:36:54] And Mari, like...

[06:36:56] I don't know.

[06:36:57] No.

[06:36:59] What was your name again?

[06:37:01] We're all a family here in Austin, Texas.

[06:37:03] Yeah.

[06:37:04] And it was like, you wanna leave our fuckin' family for me?

[06:37:05] Then get out.

[06:37:06] I don't want you to leave.

[06:37:07] Dude.

[06:37:08] You know you want me to leave the family for face.

[06:37:10] You know you want me to.

[06:37:11] Just tell them.

[06:37:13] I'll be honest.

[06:37:16] We're full.

[06:37:17] Bro.

[06:37:18] Why, because I'm fat.

[06:37:18] I can't fit it.

[06:37:19] Yes.

[06:37:20] Bro, no way.

[06:37:21] I'm the signature fat guy.

[06:37:23] Oh, Lacey?

[06:37:24] Yes.

[06:37:25] Bro, Lacey's getting skinny.

[06:37:26] Lacey's getting skinny, exactly.

[06:37:27] So you need a new fat guy.

[06:37:29] See, I knew that was coming, bro.

[06:37:30] I knew that was coming.

[06:37:31] Now the house is full, to be honest.

[06:37:33] House is full.

[06:37:35] Now I think you should kick him out, because we're

[06:37:37] a fucking family.

[06:37:38] Now he's fucking it.

[06:37:39] Now he's homely.

[06:37:40] Bro, what the fuck?

[06:37:41] This isn't like a TikTok fucking social experiment.

[06:37:46] No, Russell, you know what?

[06:37:48] It kind of is at the end of the day, Russell,

[06:37:51] because you know what you're moving out I didn't want to tell you this Russell

[06:37:58] Jason Jason's moving and Jason's moving in I'm sorry no way I have a place yeah

[06:38:18] But you can stay here.

[06:38:20] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[06:38:21] Yeah.

[06:38:22] Austin.

[06:38:23] Pretty cool.

[06:38:24] Jack looks like he's moving in nice and slow.

[06:38:26] So it'd be nice if we're going to have Jason here.

[06:38:28] We're going to have Anopoli Knights, which is going to be pretty cool.

[06:38:30] We could do Scrabble.

[06:38:31] Duke!

[06:38:34] Why do you keep screaming, though?

[06:38:35] Bro.

[06:38:36] I just have tendencies.

[06:38:37] That's OK.

[06:38:38] XCC lives here once for like a couple of days

[06:38:40] and he was doing that too.

[06:38:41] Jason, we have a.

[06:38:43] No, no.

[06:38:44] Be honest.

[06:38:45] Do I give off like any type of like any percentage of dukora be honest?

[06:38:50] I just not ask you.

[06:38:54] Wait, seriously?

[06:38:55] You actually don't think so.

[06:38:56] You know what or do you give off?

[06:38:57] What they're saying to put that here and it is something.

[06:39:02] Yeah, wait.

[06:39:12] What do you give off?

[06:39:14] Right?

[06:39:17] You have no or you don't give any off.

[06:39:19] You know, you give off a lower tier day this morning.

[06:39:23] What? Lower tier Davis.

[06:39:27] Like not even Davis is lower tier Davis.

[06:39:30] What the fuck did Davis do?

[06:39:32] Yeah, why is she...

[06:39:34] Listen to this. Listen to her.

[06:39:36] Listen to her.

[06:39:37] I was trying to let them listen to you to me, but they didn't go to me.

[06:39:40] Yeah, and I'm sick of you talking. It's pissing me off.

[06:39:41] I'm not the same.

[06:39:42] I'm not talking to Molly like that.

[06:39:43] I'm not the same as her ass right now.

[06:39:45] I'm talking to Molly like that.

[06:39:46] You're about to get swung on. That's what I'm saying.

[06:39:47] You should not worry.

[06:39:48] Look over there.

[06:39:49] Look over there.

[06:39:50] Look over there.

[06:39:51] You don't probably believe

[06:39:55] Russell you give up Frank on the turtle fucking or do

[06:40:04] Yeah

[06:40:15] Dude you're old you can't say or I know all right, that's just not fucking

[06:40:21] You give all Kermit the pervert for her man.

[06:40:24] Yo!

[06:40:25] You know what, Chef?

[06:40:26] Shit!

[06:40:27] That was hot.

[06:40:28] Oh, someone cut it.

[06:40:29] We should do that for Halloween you should cosplay us in.

[06:40:30] You want me to be?

[06:40:31] Get some butt chin and everything.

[06:40:32] Okay.

[06:40:33] Are you going to join me?

[06:40:34] You could be the fucking dog.

[06:40:35] He doesn't fuck his dog.

[06:40:36] He fucks things.

[06:40:37] What?

[06:40:38] I have to say.

[06:40:39] Kermit the pervert.

[06:40:40] He said he could be the fucking dog.

[06:40:41] You could be the fucking dog.

[06:40:42] He doesn't fuck his dog.

[06:40:43] He fucks things.

[06:40:44] What?

[06:40:45] Kermit the pervert.

[06:40:46] He said he could be the fucking dog.

[06:40:47] You could be the fucking dog.

[06:40:48] You could be the fucking dog.

[06:40:49] We're talking about the truth, which is Russell needs to move on from this area

[06:41:01] And Russell wants to join face clan bro at or he wants to move to LA with his tires join my work

[06:41:08] What's your org? Oh?

[06:41:12] Madison Square Garden no

[06:41:14] Marry speaking in thinking yeah, I can tell

[06:41:21] Yeah, I can tell

[06:41:23] I can tell the way you look at me that you want me

[06:41:29] Bro, it's like it's not even like weird shit. I just tell like when you look at me like you want something for me

[06:41:34] I mean, are you trying to fuck him?

[06:41:37] Yeah, he comes to you the stretcher.

[06:41:39] He's a sock on him.

[06:41:41] Yeah, it's just like down there.

[06:41:43] Oh, he's wearing two different socks.

[06:41:46] No, I don't really have that feeling when I look at you.

[06:41:50] Really?

[06:41:51] When I look at you, I'm like, that's one big dude.

[06:41:56] Well, you call me a big little dude when I came up to you.

[06:41:59] Yeah.

[06:42:00] Yeah, but like, you're biting your nails right now.

[06:42:03] You're looking into my eyes

[06:42:15] All right, bro my fault let's reset them

[06:42:19] Let's reset yo, I'm going to trade Russell

[06:42:25] All right, oh

[06:42:27] Someone could be big silky like

[06:42:33] I don't understand. I'm such a

[06:42:38] nice guy. You're a nice guy,

[06:42:40] but I'm going to trade a

[06:42:43] I don't live here. I'm in the

[06:42:46] house. I'm not talking. It's

[06:42:49] all right. All right. Jason's

[06:42:52] community. You can have a

[06:42:54] We're just saying deal.

[06:42:55] I don't want to go anywhere.

[06:42:57] Hey!

[06:42:58] Wait!

[06:42:59] I'm living in the pizza.

[06:43:02] No!

[06:43:03] It's a good haggling.

[06:43:04] Good haggling.

[06:43:05] I live in my own house.

[06:43:06] I'm on the number this.

[06:43:07] Hold on now.

[06:43:08] Now we're talking.

[06:43:09] Wait, a Linnity?

[06:43:10] 21.

[06:43:11] Wait, they're all just saying deal.

[06:43:12] I didn't get to say what I want.

[06:43:14] I want...

[06:43:15] You can have YBG.

[06:43:19] You're age gaming?

[06:43:21] No.

[06:43:22] Are you stupid?

[06:43:23] Yes.

[06:43:24] I think so.

[06:43:25] YBG

[06:43:28] The YBG is that cool chat YBG. Yeah, yeah YBG

[06:43:37] Yeah, and I want Santy oh you can have a fucking free

[06:43:43] I want Santy have them okay. We get Santy and I

[06:43:49] Want one tap? Oh, yeah, and you get a little

[06:43:53] deal bro what is this deal I went out of here just because of that deal like

[06:43:58] what the hell is this shit fucking deal that's a good-ass deal yeah I think it's

[06:44:03] pretty fair we got one step back yes one step you're back what happened what's the

[06:44:08] lore between you and one step all right long ago the four nations lived

[06:44:12] together in harmony and one step was a 12-year-old kid's dream tonight being

[06:44:15] shrouded he got really popular for doing it and then he joined my community and

[06:44:20] and you get a sub-con, that happens.

[06:44:23] And after that-

[06:44:23] Which hour is sub-con?

[06:44:25] Three, British.

[06:44:26] So then he did that, but I always felt bad for OneTep

[06:44:29] because OneTep was always like 10 years younger than us.

[06:44:31] And it's like, he doesn't mesh with our communities at all.

[06:44:34] So then he's like, wait a minute, these guys are my age,

[06:44:37] so he started watching you guys.

[06:44:38] You know, watching me in like 300 viewers.

[06:44:41] Not, the OneTep's locked in to every fucking person.

[06:44:44] He's locked in, but that's great.

[06:44:47] Dan, so you're telling me that-

[06:44:48] I was there for Max. Where's he at right now?

[06:44:56] Where's one time I mean, no, he doesn't know he's missing someone.

[06:45:01] I'm already part of five star.

[06:45:06] I'm already part of five star.

[06:45:09] Ooh, you kind of got me on that.

[06:45:11] Yeah, he's not a five star.

[06:45:13] Bro, but like, I was tapped in a long time ago.

[06:45:17] That's actually, that's not even a lot.

[06:45:19] I've been tapped in.

[06:45:20] Please.

[06:45:21] I'm gonna rock in my leg.

[06:45:23] Clap.

[06:45:25] Take care of her.

[06:45:26] Oh, she's coming up.

[06:45:27] They're all gonna, like, go in the bathroom.

[06:45:30] Yeah, man

[06:45:32] Wait, why you won't go to the back of the other you think they're gonna talk about me

[06:45:38] No, they're gonna talk about me

[06:45:40] For sure probably be like yeah, dude, but I had a lot of fun like the three of us. They're gonna talk about me for sure

[06:45:46] Wow

[06:45:48] Well, I like Russell is killing the mood

[06:45:54] Can you

[06:45:57] Nevermind say

[06:46:01] Never mind. You can fuck yourself. Wait, you remember Bruce?

[06:46:05] I actually never had. I made him, I took a picture of him when I was at Swisscom, like my first year at Swisscom.

[06:46:14] And then he went on and said some shit about me.

[06:46:19] Wait, he did?

[06:46:20] Yeah, but you know...

[06:46:22] Yeah, you're saying you're on land, right? You don't give a fuck about that drama shit, you know what I'm saying?

[06:46:30] I feel that.

[06:46:31] What are you laughing at?

[06:46:33] What bro?

[06:46:35] What?

[06:46:37] Like can I not agree with you bro?

[06:46:39] Like I don't understand.

[06:46:41] What's the problem?

[06:46:43] You sound so like a twitter comment.

[06:46:45] You sound like a twitter comment.

[06:46:49] They're saying it's a white.

[06:46:51] Wait a minute.

[06:46:53] No bro, relax.

[06:46:55] You're doing too much.

[06:46:57] Bro, okay like listen.

[06:46:59] Listen, I'll go bro. You want me to leave? What you really leave where here?

[06:47:05] I mean you have to I'm each at the face house

[06:47:09] Bro

[06:47:12] All right

[06:47:14] Now Austin is the Austin is you I'll be honest dude. Oh, no

[06:47:22] How's it me bro you look you radiate Austin? No, I don't bro. I'm telling you

[06:47:27] What do you do Russell like me?

[06:47:30] Stop stop

[06:47:33] No, this is your home, bro. I'm telling you I'm tapped in you don't understand dude

[06:47:38] We can play taps that's what you want right now that s yeah like

[06:47:44] queso

[06:47:45] Max

[06:47:48] No Tyler

[06:47:50] Well, yeah, if you watch Max, what's his full name?

[06:47:52] Max well. No, not when max bro. No listen. I'm actually serious

[06:47:58] I like just listen just because I don't know how to throw up the five stars me

[06:48:01] I don't watch like I don't watch twitch in general, but when I do watch twitch

[06:48:04] It's like those specific streamers. That's actually real shit

[06:48:10] So I watch max max case. Oh Tyler like little time. Yeah

[06:48:17] I'm watching you more but like not really

[06:48:22] I'm watching you more. Oh, yeah. Thanks, man. Yeah. Thank you for watching. I wasn't tapped in early

[06:48:29] I won't lie. I wasn't have been early on the NMS, but so you're jumping up your jumping on the wagon

[06:48:33] I mean like it's better late than ever, right?

[06:48:37] Yeah, see see and how many watching me

[06:48:41] How do you feel about this bro feel a type of way? He feels the funny thing is he's me but amplified. He's just not

[06:48:47] He's not saying right now. I'm not

[06:48:52] This guy's literally me but amplified no like I don't even know he's saying I look I don't care

[06:48:59] If you want to take Russell bro once ago, everyone leaves me at some point and I don't

[06:49:10] Because this is your home. This is all stop saying that this is home right here. Okay. What if we moved our home though?

[06:49:16] like next to yours maybe like inside of yours next to this next to sounds

[06:49:21] expensive I've got 10,000 subs I think okay here's the thing here's the thing

[06:49:37] Jason I think that you are missing a key piece to your string what would you

[06:49:42] Bring that's like someone like who would you bring exactly this listen if you listen if you let me talk, okay?

[06:49:48] You were missing someone to just pop in and be there for you, and that's me bro

[06:49:58] But like no listen on a different level, okay, there's like an aura when I walk into the room that yeah

[06:50:03] I don't have a meal could do we stitch maybe bro

[06:50:07] No, I'm gonna stop you there.

[06:50:09] Russell smells fucking glorious every day.

[06:50:11] What the hell man?

[06:50:12] That nobody should not have sent you to me.

[06:50:14] Listen man.

[06:50:16] Alright, let me smell you then.

[06:50:18] Pull up your armpit, let's see.

[06:50:20] You're valid.

[06:50:24] Go to me.

[06:50:32] Get along there boys.

[06:50:35] Big, great.

[06:50:37] How long have you streamed?

[06:50:39] Check I just love my job so much really oh yeah, don't even look it's literally says on the screen seven hours

[06:50:45] But it's it's fine. Oh, that's a good amount of time

[06:50:50] Listen bro, I don't tell the toe like I just I always work. I love my job

[06:50:54] This gets ugly as fuck says someone in your chat, but I do love I always work my ten hours a day now

[06:51:00] It is boys follow stream

[06:51:03] The laser back

[06:51:04] Welcome back. What do you guys talk about?

[06:51:07] Oh

[06:51:15] It's just really really good here, but can you tell me if I smell

[06:51:31] I can't you can never even joke

[06:51:37] I

[06:51:43] Why they're ladies in the back

[06:51:46] Because this is how I usually use the string

[06:51:49] It always works they hang out they talk they talk shit about us. So why do you smack me like that?

[06:51:54] You smack me

[06:52:01] You got hit by a homeless person

[06:52:07] Fuck fuck put that shit there. God damn it. Fuck

[06:52:12] Never say that to a lady

[06:52:18] How dare you see another lady on my street don't ever tell them

[06:52:22] Why did that even happen like what do you do?

[06:52:25] Cuz it was a crackin

[06:52:28] How do you like deal with that after I haven't seen anything

[06:52:31] I haven't seen anything plastic like what happened after the after you got like 100 you got you got it. Oh no, I actually did get a couple hundred subs after.

[06:52:39] But he walked away and then. Oh, that was it. That was it. But then the next day.

[06:52:47] weren't you on a date? Yeah. So you let him press you while you were with a girl and you do nothing.

[06:52:52] Nothing

[06:52:56] You never fight a crack head because needles

[06:53:03] They get pressed

[06:53:06] That's okay. I'm just saying I did but guess what?

[06:53:10] Okay

[06:53:12] fuck with that yeah oh really she got the egg yeah because she's probably like

[06:53:19] then you probably can't defend me no I just like shit Jason can't fight I'm

[06:53:24] sorry I saw you fighting yesterday in that video I know how to pick and

[06:53:32] choose my battles all right if I won't be one that guy I'm fucking losing he's

[06:53:36] like six foot crack head strength he got a little muscle on him I'm losing

[06:53:40] that battle, you know what I mean?

[06:53:41] But if it's like Joelle, I'm gonna fuck him up.

[06:53:45] Like, yeah.

[06:53:47] That makes sense, I guess.

[06:53:49] Yeah, I saw you fighting yesterday.

[06:53:50] Ooh.

[06:53:51] You were watching a clip, basketball clip?

[06:53:54] No, I wasn't in the game.

[06:53:55] Whoa.

[06:53:56] Another Asian kid.

[06:53:57] Jason, I could teach you how to fight.

[06:53:59] Bro.

[06:54:00] I've fought for years.

[06:54:02] I've been in many fights.

[06:54:02] I didn't know you.

[06:54:03] You put me in a chokehold.

[06:54:04] Put you in a chokehold.

[06:54:05] I fought many stringers over years, you know what I

[06:54:08] mean?

[06:54:08] Like, I could teach you how to fight.

[06:54:10] If you would like I could teach you how to beat men, but lose to women I've been doing for years. I welcome you

[06:54:21] What do you know? I take steroids

[06:54:27] Hard work, I mean I'm a black belt. No, you're not I don't believe that

[06:54:31] Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy.

[06:54:57] W and L community stick together

[06:54:59] Yeah

[06:55:20] We really bonded type shit don't disrespect my boy

[06:55:22] Exactly

[06:55:43] Every fucking day we see we stick together

[06:55:49] Why are you talking about the past

[06:55:52] Like I like I'm working on the future. That's phase. Are you two ladies? Okay?

[06:56:09] Do you want me to get you a better cushion I mean you got one you're fine

[06:56:13] Like anything you got a lady some stuff. Um, you want some finesse right? It's over there

[06:56:18] What is that for? My dick? No, it's for my hair. Oh, that hair, I'm good. It makes my dick not wear on my dick. Oh, yeah, I want my dick to wear it.

[06:56:28] I always gotta say something, bro. Like, I already said that you really have to double down, bro. I just said, yeah. Yeah, you agreed with me. That's the problem, bro. You can be like, nah, you actually look good, bro.

[06:56:38] So I'm gonna be honest with you, Jason. I haven't seen Russell look at someone like this in just one cheeky man on the six feet.

[06:56:43] I'm just enjoying myself and you're saying it's you're uncomfortable you were trying to

[06:56:56] I was not working okay no but maybe it's like me trust like it's just rich like I'm

[06:57:05] just normally speaking to you and that you think that I'm flirting with you it's just

[06:57:09] That's all this

[06:57:11] That's really all it is

[06:57:14] I mean damn near how dare you say that damn there

[06:57:20] I'm just saying like I don't even be trying to like work with you or anything. You just think I am I wonder why

[06:57:27] So what do you what do you want from me?

[06:57:33] I don't want anything except for make a flight place to stay

[06:57:39] maybe like I'm on your stream but muscle five days a week you're gonna nose

[06:57:43] ring two years ago oh yeah

[06:57:47] damn are you guys even friends like you see them tight shit I don't want to touch you

[06:57:55] please all right bro my fault all right maybe we came off on the wrong

[06:58:04] Let's reset.

[06:58:06] Let's reset.

[06:58:09] Let's reset.

[06:58:11] Let's reset.

[06:58:13] You know what you should do?

[06:58:15] I think we should celebrate with some food.

[06:58:17] Everyone's hungry.

[06:58:19] And Alinity is really hungry.

[06:58:21] I'll make sure she's happy.

[06:58:23] Thank you.

[06:58:25] I really want you to be here.

[06:58:27] I want you to be happy.

[06:58:29] Are you in front of me like this?

[06:58:31] What is going on?

[06:58:33] I just want to make sure that you're happy.

[06:58:35] So we should go get food, because I'm ready.

[06:58:36] OK.

[06:58:37] Are you hungry?

[06:58:40] Huh?

[06:58:41] Yeah.

[06:58:41] He said thank you.

[06:58:42] Wait, what time is it?

[06:58:43] It's 9.

[06:58:44] I know a great restaurant we can go to.

[06:58:47] What?

[06:58:47] Please don't say can you eat?

[06:58:48] Give her an In-N-Out.

[06:58:49] Oh, God, I've never had In-N-Out.

[06:58:52] Oh, no.

[06:58:53] I love it.

[06:58:54] In-N-Out would hate it.

[06:58:56] I mean, I'm down for an In-N-Out.

[06:58:57] I'm like, hmm, In-N-Out would hate it.

[06:59:00] Do you know what I feel like In-N-Out?

[06:59:01] I mean, like, you put it down.

[06:59:04] Like Cain's, maybe?

[06:59:05] Canes with it huh sushi you have a six three yes ramen, baby

[06:59:16] Yeah, it's all six three was good. I heard it was dead during the week

[06:59:21] Wait, so

[06:59:23] Jason I for content wise

[06:59:25] For the chat I would get into a fight late at night and you can stream the whole thing

[06:59:30] And it doesn't even have to be for content because he does it all stream to

[06:59:33] When I go to six three I just because I troll people and someone hits me and I get no fight

[06:59:38] So just for the chat, I will get into a fight all Friday. Sure. Yeah, we'll do it fucking and I'll even get a recipe to stream the whole thing

[06:59:44] Bro, I know what you mean bodyguard bouncer. Wait, you know, it's a wedding. She's it'd be perfect

[06:59:55] I'm so down

[07:00:03] I have a drink. I don't want the drink. No! Yeah, a little bit. She's very funny. She's rich.

[07:00:09] You'll have fun, I promise. I'm a fun drunk.

[07:00:13] Let's go. Yeah, I'll get into a fight, chat with him, be like, oh, shit.

[07:00:17] And then let's see if Russell fucking helps me or he's like, dude, Jason, what do you want to do?

[07:00:21] Do you want to get ice cream? Do you want me to rub your back, Jason?

[07:00:24] What's that? Jason, if it gets too much, bro, we can go. We can go, bro.

[07:00:29] It's so scary!

[07:00:31] You're well-frogged, I caught you!

[07:00:37] Alright, let's go get food though.

[07:00:39] In and out, I'm actually down, ladies and gentlemen.

[07:00:41] No, stop saying it now!

[07:00:43] She doesn't want fucking in and out.

[07:00:45] You're right.

[07:00:47] Pains.

[07:00:51] Yeah, but the sauce.

[07:00:53] Why does... shut the fuck up.

[07:00:55] I just know that.

[07:00:57] The sauce determine how good the chicken it doesn't matter. It's about the meal. It's not about the chicken

[07:01:03] Yeah

[07:01:12] You put the meal together that shit's good. All right

[07:01:15] She acting like she know like a big brother. She doesn't she don't get it

[07:01:27] usually talk. I don't understand you. How are you? Here's no stop. Here's a problem is that they

[07:01:33] don't get us so like they think like oh we should be talking a certain way but you know we just we're

[07:01:39] just chillin. I'm like Russell where would you like to go? I would inquire some like whole foods.

[07:01:44] I'd love to go. That is not true. I'm like oh Russell that sounds a

[07:01:48] squizzing let's go for a jog there shall we I'll get my apple watch and we'll see how far we've

[07:01:52] like what?

[07:01:54] Interesting. Us?

[07:01:56] What do you mean by that?

[07:01:58] Well...

[07:02:00] Man bro, we both got like...

[07:02:02] Look at him.

[07:02:04] Bro, you look at him.

[07:02:06] You are weird!

[07:02:08] Yeah, everybody can see that.

[07:02:10] Look at him, bro!

[07:02:12] He's looking at the stars on my knee.

[07:02:14] He's looking at the stars on my knee

[07:02:16] saying we're the same stars.

[07:02:18] Bro!

[07:02:20] up and down like what's up where am I supposed to look you're in front of me like you're

[07:02:26] looking at my leg and shit cuz I was looking down so I was thinking and then I saw your

[07:02:29] leg I was like oh shit oh man alright relax everybody relax let's reset

[07:02:35] you're on a big rush on the gate oh my god you're touching me so badly

[07:02:40] not what I learned right here is I have no attention oh wait who what was it mean

[07:02:45] The other five minutes miss was trying to fist bump me

[07:02:51] Yeah, what's wrong?

[07:02:55] Dude, what the fuck you just fist bumping dude, I told her chat Italian people like what we do is like

[07:03:01] Hey, how you doing like coffee like that's how it's raised. It's just like you doing good like in school

[07:03:07] I was just raised to be like

[07:03:11] I don't know what to tell you like it's it's uh

[07:03:13] I mean in all fairness Italians they really do the you know, like he is Italian

[07:03:23] They're calling me diddy for fist bumping are you fucking kidding me like what the hell

[07:03:28] So you should do

[07:03:30] right? Wait a minute. Can you do the kissing thing to him? Why? Why do you want us to kiss?

[07:03:36] I'm just saying, I'm talking about the Italian. Like, don't they do that? Here, I'll show you.

[07:03:40] It's like a, one, one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it. Do it. No, I need an example. Yeah, no, it's all over the place.

[07:03:46] Yeah, you make holy fucking shit. Don't do that. That's what you could have done.

[07:03:51] No, I actually did kind of lock it, but I negated the damage

[07:03:55] with my hand. And the clip, you see my hand. Bro, you haven't even seen the clip.

[07:03:59] I'm so sorry that you make you feel so weird

[07:04:31] Fucking piece. I thought we were close or something man. I'm not deaf or anything like that.

[07:04:36] Hey aren't you putting in an S? No, not in an S, in M.A.S.

[07:04:42] I'm sorry Lily.

[07:04:43] Canes though.

[07:04:45] I'm down.

[07:04:45] How do we go I.R.O. with this?

[07:04:47] What do you say?

[07:04:48] Let me push you.

[07:04:49] Oh you have a phone?

[07:04:50] I have a phone but...

[07:04:53] Well, I mean what we can possibly do at times.

[07:04:55] Cat, how long in life?

[07:04:57] Don't you just have to say strangers?

[07:04:58] Seven hours, man.

[07:04:59] Oh

[07:05:05] Wait, why are you wait? Why'd you look at me?

[07:05:08] That's why I'm curious like oh my god

[07:05:32] Wait, Jason, we gotta go, right?

[07:05:34] Jason, we gotta go.

[07:05:36] No, Jason, please.

[07:05:38] Jason.

[07:05:40] Bro, we gotta go.

[07:05:42] We gotta go.

[07:05:44] I'm so serious.

[07:05:46] Jason, I'm serious too.

[07:05:48] We gotta go, bro.

[07:05:50] Like, what was that, right?

[07:05:52] Like, Jason, like, seriously, like, the games?

[07:05:54] I have a car.

[07:05:56] Yeah.

[07:05:58] I have a car.

[07:06:00] What is a set?

[07:06:08] Russell, that's Russell a set.

[07:06:13] Don't ask to go!

[07:06:15] Russell, can I be honest with you today?

[07:06:17] What?

[07:06:18] I want you to experience the other side.

[07:06:24] You clearly want to ditch me, Alidity, like I get it.

[07:06:27] But I think you're doing it all wrong.

[07:06:30] I didn't do it all wrong.

[07:06:32] Okay, did today was made me uncomfortable bro Jason don't say that bro you actually do you mean that man?

[07:06:39] Yes, I feel like

[07:06:41] Okay, I'm uncomfortable. Okay, Jason. Let's talk right now. What's up?

[07:06:47] Let's have a real reset like real shit you've got no this is real shit right now real shit reset

[07:06:54] All right

[07:06:57] It's not staring at him. I'm not looking at him. I'm looking away

[07:07:04] Anyway

[07:07:11] Like I'm trying to look cool we just reset you give that really like listen Russell like it's all right

[07:07:21] Yeah, and I'm s we out. Let's go

[07:07:24] All right

[07:07:26] I'll just go on my phone y'all.

[07:07:28] Who's driving?

[07:07:30] I think it's Rai.

[07:07:31] Yeah, literally, it's Rai.

[07:07:33] You guys should go. I'll stay behind though.

[07:07:43] I'm just offering my spot.

[07:07:46] Honestly guys, you guys should have fun.

[07:07:48] Seriously.

[07:07:49] Not yet, I can read.

[07:07:50] If we should have seven hours.

[07:07:53] You're no longer a grinder.

[07:07:58] Who was I kidding only seven hours dude, you know honestly I love that you guys are here cuz now

[07:08:05] I feel like there's actually competition because for years they just felt like this was my domain

[07:08:18] Oh, you're living at the two hours and embarrass me so I say one strange thing

[07:08:24] It's just me and Jason you gotta go

[07:08:26] No.

[07:08:27] I'm on the phone.

[07:08:28] Are you on your phone?

[07:08:29] Yep.

[07:08:30] Are you going to come home?

[07:08:31] Who's coming?

[07:08:32] Yeah, I'm coming.

[07:08:33] Me.

[07:08:34] Okay.

[07:08:35] Wait a minute.

[07:08:36] You're not coming?

[07:08:37] Uh, no.

[07:08:38] I don't know.

[07:08:39] Okay.

[07:08:40] Are you ready?

[07:08:41] No.

[07:08:42] Are you going to end?

[07:08:43] We're going to be kind of tight in my car.

[07:08:44] I'm going to say that no more.

[07:08:45] How many people are going?

[07:08:46] I'm hungry.

[07:08:47] One, two, three.

[07:08:48] Wait, why are you saying I'm going?

[07:08:49] I'm hungry.

[07:08:50] I'm hungry.

[07:08:51] I'm hungry.

[07:08:52] I'm hungry.

[07:08:53] I'm hungry.

[07:08:54] I'm hungry.

[07:08:55] No, you're mad.

[07:08:57] I'm so ugly right now.

[07:08:59] No, why you pausing on that fucking frame, bro?

[07:09:03] That's how Russell fucking looks at you.

[07:09:05] Alright, be honest.

[07:09:07] What do you think of Russell? Be honest.

[07:09:10] I think he's a very...

[07:09:12] I think he's a funny big dude.

[07:09:14] Funny big little dude.

[07:09:16] Well, I was serious about him coming in my room last night.

[07:09:19] He was like, dude, I just hung out with him.

[07:09:21] And like the WP me loved me.

[07:09:23] I've never seen Russell that happy you thought he both accepted for one for people he actually

[07:09:37] It's a picture of him and he said I I'm so tired they all just look it's this one. It's run

[07:09:42] I told you he's like a big-ass teddy bear

[07:09:46] You know

[07:09:47] So, uh, yeah, like then he felt like do you think he fucked it all up?

[07:09:50] Um, I don't think he ever had a chance to come into the face house.

[07:09:56] Not again, no, no, no.

[07:09:57] But, I fuck with him, you know what I mean?

[07:10:00] But do you think maybe he can meet, like, Silky one day?

[07:10:03] I don't know. I don't know. That's not up to me to decide, you know what I mean?

[07:10:09] Right. Well, that's, his dreams are crushed, so it's kind of depressing for us all.

[07:10:18] Um, they're saying bring him

[07:10:21] You know

[07:10:24] Russell

[07:10:28] Are you trying to slow and dramatic like that?

[07:10:31] He sounds trainee doesn't like Russell. What's no

[07:10:35] I believe that I swear to my chapter said that nope. Okay. So when your chat said that my chat's tapping

[07:10:41] No, they're not

[07:10:42] Bro, he's for real. So he doesn't know who I am. There's no way he says he doesn't like me. Yeah

[07:10:52] All right, so

[07:10:54] So guys listen, like

[07:10:56] I love hanging out with you guys, but

[07:10:59] You know, I'm just a busy guy, so maybe I should just go

[07:11:02] You don't want to come with us?

[07:11:03] Not much, come

[07:11:04] You don't want to come with us?

[07:11:05] Can you call Silky?

[07:11:07] And ask me to go to Russell?

[07:11:08] He does not, there's no way

[07:11:10] Um, I could

[07:11:24] Well, that's my stuff, right?

[07:11:26] Yeah, thank you

[07:11:28] You want me to call Silky and ask the team to go to Russell?

[07:11:31] Just say, do you know Russell?

[07:11:33] And that's it.

[07:11:41] Get in our frame, come on.

[07:11:43] Okay.

[07:11:45] Should I be in the camera, too?

[07:11:50] Like, certainly.

[07:11:52] No, no, no.

[07:11:54] Okay, I'll just stand right here.

[07:11:56] If he doesn't pick up.

[07:12:01] Let's pray.

[07:12:03] It's silky season.

[07:12:05] Yeah, I'm gonna write it on a hundred.

[07:12:07] It's probably fucking a bad bitch in Miami right now.

[07:12:09] Fuck.

[07:12:11] I'm back, which is the fucking problem.

[07:12:13] All right boys, thank you for the follow-ups,

[07:12:15] all the stuff that I think you're watching.

[07:12:17] I'll be live tomorrow, early in the morning

[07:12:18] with game of the run, character, adoption stuff.

[07:12:20] What's up?

[07:12:21] Dave will be here.

[07:12:23] It'll be good.

[07:12:24] Shout out to Jason for coming in.

[07:12:25] Shout out to you.

[07:12:27] Just do yours.

[07:12:29] Shout out to Jason for coming here.

[07:12:31] Shout out to Mari for being here.

[07:12:33] A litany for showing up, as always, like the best.

[07:12:36] Like, you're the best person ever.

[07:12:38] And if Andrew faces acore master in the rest,

[07:12:41] and if Andrew in the rest, shout out to me.

[07:12:45] Shout out to him!

[07:12:47] Yo, Mike.

[07:12:48] Wait, here's the story.

[07:12:49] Yeah.

[07:12:50] Yeah!

[07:12:51] Dude, Jason.

[07:12:52] I'm already great.

[07:12:54] I'm Jason.

[07:12:55] Why is it so great, he's in the old room in the face

[07:12:58] house for like a moment.

[07:13:01] Well, why do you grab it during the night?

[07:13:03] Wait, wait, what's this for?

[07:13:04] So you get the room in the face house.

[07:13:06] The chiefs money, though.

[07:13:08] Um.

[07:13:09] You can pull up say hi.

[07:13:11] Oh shit, I took my shit across work already.

[07:13:15] Say what?

[07:13:16] Peace, peace. Peace miss kids.

[07:13:19] See you guys in three minutes.

[07:13:21] Oh, you're saying that to yourself right now.

[07:13:23] Miss kids?

[07:13:25] Okay.

[07:13:26] Let the sunshine

[07:13:30] Let the sunshine

[07:13:33] Jason, you gonna shout me out of the camera?

[07:13:35] What do you mean?

[07:13:37] literally come in all my check, I mean in my check.

[07:13:40] What is that?

[07:13:41] What is that?

[07:13:42] Yeah, so the whole thing with Steak is she really wants to find a place to dance.

[07:13:55] You know, I'm going to a kind of sauna.

[07:13:58] I'm going to a sauna.

[07:14:00] You know how you can feel the tambourines back in the quincex?

[07:14:04] What?

[07:14:05] I was part of the tambourines in the quincex.

[07:14:08] I have no idea what that is.

[07:14:10] It's Mexican culture.

[07:14:12] Yeah, I guess you six times in a sofa like yo, I'm at your house and outside you never answer this.

[07:14:41] That was actually very much shit.

[07:14:43] That was...

[07:14:45] ...scandant.

[07:14:47] Alright.

[07:14:48] Let's go!

[07:14:49] Wait, what's the driving situation?

[07:14:51] I don't know.

[07:14:52] But let's just all go outside.

[07:14:54] Alright, I'm gonna leave you to the tire.

[07:14:55] How much of my money is gone?

[07:14:56] Because I literally just left money.

[07:14:58] I didn't take any output back.

[07:15:00] Yeah, I did nothing to get any out of there.

[07:15:02] Is this supposed to have 10k subs?

[07:15:04] Can I steal your money?

[07:15:06] Yeah, I mean, look dude,

[07:15:07] you're probably in a rough spot until the 15th when you get a million dollars.

[07:15:10] Yeah, if you want to borrow 50 bucks, you can.

[07:15:12] Shhh.

[07:15:13] Like I understand you, you see?

[07:15:14] No, Ro.

[07:15:16] You really need money for me, bro.

[07:15:18] I just spot three cars.

[07:15:20] Oh, fuck.

[07:15:21] Okay.

[07:15:22] There you go.

[07:15:23] That's the money.

[07:15:24] This is you.

[07:15:25] You're allowance.

[07:15:26] This is my gift.

[07:15:31] I'm just gonna keep giving you money.

[07:15:32] Thank you.

[07:15:33] Because you're hand out.

[07:15:34] Thank you.

[07:15:34] Oh, she's strong.

[07:15:35] Okay.

[07:15:35] This is for getting a pumpkin thrown at you.

[07:15:37] I hope you'll be able to come on.

[07:15:38] Yeah, no, my head.

[07:15:39] I actually got a concuss for you, bro.

[07:15:40] Oh, sorry.

[07:15:40] Okay, you need some medical bills.

[07:15:41] There you go.

[07:15:42] I hope you're all right.

[07:15:43] And honestly just like keep up

[07:15:46] It's pretty good for you

[07:15:48] And I love that you're streaming even more nowadays

[07:15:51] I like that a lot and I love the girls that you've been wanting

[07:15:56] And like W Lacey, W Ron, W Sophie, like W Max

[07:16:04] Actually I just love Max Max when I was younger

[07:16:07] Adapt, I said that but I'll give you 100 anyway

[07:16:10] And I actually need 50 bucks for my game.

[07:16:14] It was a good stream.

[07:16:15] Thank you, man.

[07:16:25] What are we doing, pal?

[07:16:29] We hanging out?

[07:16:30] It's a big dude.

[07:16:32] Big little dude.

[07:16:33] Big little dude.

[07:16:34] We had all the wipe out here.

[07:16:38] I mean, can you just put it up?

[07:16:41] I like him fresh out of the womb

[07:16:55] Retreat.

[07:16:58] You know what?

[07:17:05] He's retorting.

[07:17:07] He's retorting.

[07:17:09] Does that mean I can greet him?

[07:17:11] I'll get this out of the table, bro.

[07:17:26] I'll get this out of the table.

[07:17:29] Yeah, I think you guys should just go like it's like fine like I don't care it's all cool like I gotta hide somewhere

[07:17:48] You know if you're gonna miss me, I mean I guess I'll go

[07:17:55] Nah, nah, nah, nah

[07:17:58] You know what I'm saying?

[07:18:01] Doke! Doke!

[07:18:07] I'm gonna put this in the trunk.

[07:18:09] Who's in the trunk?

[07:18:10] Yeah.

[07:18:11] Who's in the car?

[07:18:12] Oh my god, who's in the car?

[07:18:13] Are you sure?

[07:18:14] You're the one who set that up.

[07:18:15] I'm the one that set that up.

[07:18:16] Yeah.

[07:18:17] Bye, Russell.

[07:18:18] Hey, where's Russell going?

[07:18:21] He's not coming?

[07:18:23] Where can he fit?

[07:18:24] What the fuck?

[07:18:28] What the fuck?

[07:18:35] Russell!

[07:18:36] It's dark.

[07:18:37] Russell?

[07:18:38] Russell!

[07:18:39] He's coming back!

[07:18:40] Is that better?

[07:18:41] Thank you.

[07:18:42] Is it?

[07:18:44] There's no light in me.

[07:18:45] There's no light in there?

[07:18:47] Oh, there is.

[07:18:49] Yeah, there's no light in there.

[07:18:51] I think I turned it on, but now it just looks like my light bulb.

[07:18:55] No!

[07:18:57] There's something here.

[07:18:59] Bring Russell?

[07:19:01] Chad? Where do we fit Russell?

[07:19:03] He's in my life.

[07:19:05] I've become flat family.

[07:19:07] Russell doesn't have a car.

[07:19:09] Russell does not have a car.

[07:19:11] He's saving up all this money to go to the vase house.

[07:19:13] He's been doing it for five years.

[07:19:15] Can you put like, Cane's in here?

[07:19:18] Can, Can, Can you do anything for him?

[07:19:21] Yeah, I'm alive.

[07:19:23] Yeah, Jason, we make a pretty good team.

[07:19:27] So, you guys work or no?

[07:19:28] Thank you, man.

[07:19:29] What?

[07:19:30] No?

[07:19:31] What happened?

[07:19:32] What?

[07:19:33] I wanted to call you around.

[07:19:34] I just called him.

[07:19:36] Can someone help me with the gig?

[07:19:38] Hello?

[07:19:39] Yeah.

[07:19:40] Yeah, I'm sorry.

[07:19:42] I

[07:19:48] I

[07:19:54] I

[07:19:56] I

[07:19:58] I

[07:20:00] I

[07:20:07] I

[07:20:09] I

[07:20:11] I

[07:20:13] I

[07:20:15] I

[07:20:17] I

[07:20:27] I

[07:20:29] I

[07:20:31] shout to the...

[07:20:36] Thanks for the rig, man. Shout out to the...

[07:20:38] Yes, thanks for the rig.

[07:20:40] Shout out to the...

[07:20:43] I'm sorry. I'm looking at you, too.

[07:20:45] Is this a living or a new one?

[07:20:47] I am new man!

[07:20:48] Is this Carlos?

[07:20:53] No. He's walking to me.

[07:21:00] Why do I look like...

[07:21:01] What!?

[07:21:02] I'm kinda basic, sorry.

[07:21:04] Is this house?

[07:21:06] Yeah.

[07:21:07] Mom music, that's all I said.

[07:21:08] Yeah.

[07:21:09] mom music i'm kind of a mom i said mom but mom works too a mom yeah you should play that new

[07:21:18] game you know it's been so long since we hung out i miss those yeah you can change the music here

[07:21:24] well that's not what i said i saw i miss hanging out with you oh i miss hanging out with you

[07:21:32] like it's been four years over her photos it's been like a month a couple months chat what

[07:21:38] What if I go through her photos?

[07:21:40] I don't do that!

[07:21:42] This is my favorite song right now.

[07:21:46] Oh, this is my seat.

[07:21:50] I can love this song.

[07:21:52] This is my seat.

[07:21:54] Yeah.

[07:22:07] You can turn it off now.

[07:22:09] It's really catchy.

[07:22:20] Hello.

[07:22:25] Thank you for watching.

[07:22:32] May I know her?

[07:22:38] May I know her?

[07:22:39] May I know her?

[07:22:40] You're a son?

[07:22:41] No, son.

[07:22:42] That's Jason and Spanish as a son.

[07:22:44] May I know her?

[07:22:45] May I know her son?

[07:22:47] I'll go fuck my son in the head.

[07:22:50] Watch this, ready?

[07:22:51] May I know her son?

[07:22:53] What is the best person I've known in my life?

[07:23:05] She's in my career.

[07:23:06] Really?

[07:23:07] Yeah.

[07:23:08] When they would come on my stream, my viewers would skyrocket.

[07:23:13] I'm like, wait a minute.

[07:23:14] If I bring women on my streets, people watch.

[07:23:18] Yeah, they are.

[07:23:19] So whenever she'd walk in my room, I'd just start, I would go get food.

[07:23:23] And the beer ship would go up even more when I left.

[07:23:29] That's the one.

[07:23:30] I would just walk away for 10 minutes.

[07:23:34] And no one's copied it since.

[07:23:36] I'm like, dude, that's no one.

[07:23:38] I'm like, I'm so glad that this is my thing.

[07:23:40] No one.

[07:23:41] Because it's like the unique thing I had on Twitch.

[07:23:43] It feels good, man.

[07:23:44] I really feel like I'm like one of the worst people.

[07:23:47] Because I don't think people can, like how can you get girls like me out of here?

[07:23:54] They're good, really good.

[07:23:56] They say you're the original Method Man.

[07:23:59] Method Man?

[07:24:00] I called, I said you wasn't Method.

[07:24:04] Look at my, look at my, look at what this does.

[07:24:07] And we?

[07:24:08] It's like a dead fish.

[07:24:10] You go every day?

[07:24:12] So, no.

[07:24:13] No, I just do a lot of push-ups.

[07:24:18] Uh, I always do 30 minutes on the treadmill.

[07:24:22] Um, I walk around my room a lot in pace.

[07:24:25] Interesting.

[07:24:29] Maybe I'll do it any way.

[07:24:33] I mean dude, like you're a multi-millionaire now, so...

[07:24:35] No.

[07:24:38] 15.

[07:24:39] You're about to be big.

[07:24:48] You think so?

[07:24:49] Just remember when you start getting bigger, you always say to yourself, this is only

[07:24:54] important.

[07:24:55] You have to leave.

[07:24:56] You're just trying to earn.

[07:24:57] I know.

[07:24:58] I was thinking maybe after your sub-a-thon you were going to raid me but I was like sitting there waiting for the raid to get it

[07:25:32] I did a reverse sub-a-thon. It made no sense because this is when Lovett was doing his sub-a-thon and he took 40% of my viewers.

[07:25:43] So I tried to fight it with the reverse of a phone, which meant every time you sub it took down the time

[07:25:51] It was so dumb. I don't know so

[07:25:55] Why so what would your time be at the start like 14 days it was so I mean

[07:26:01] It didn't do terrible, but we already such to get

[07:26:05] Yeah, I got the zero

[07:26:08] like 30,000

[07:26:10] Well, they have long like there's like eight ten days

[07:26:13] All right, I'll be honest this fucking song sucks ass, yeah it's like blows cock, please turn this off

[07:26:18] He's so fucking shit, it's insane

[07:26:20] I even realized this shit was still going

[07:26:22] I just moved, I just moved the change and switched the song and still can't say you guys gonna fix it

[07:26:28] It's from an actual good song, raise it

[07:26:30] I don't want to take it, dude

[07:26:32] Wait, do you know my classmate, Robin?

[07:26:33] No

[07:26:34] I was so involved

[07:26:35] I wasn't friends

[07:26:37] I don't even know how to talk

[07:26:39] I don't know how to talk

[07:26:41] This shit went ironically good, I'm telling you.

[07:26:43] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[07:26:46] Well, my dad's calling.

[07:26:51] Yeah, yeah, I chose that call.

[07:26:52] Hey, man.

[07:26:56] Hello.

[07:26:58] Uh, gang streamer?

[07:27:00] Uh, no.

[07:27:14] I'm with the old thread right now.

[07:27:16] Hi, my name is Matthew.

[07:27:19] Hi, how are you? I'm good.

[07:27:21] Hi, Bob.

[07:27:23] Hi.

[07:27:27] Yeah, later on.

[07:27:29] Yeah, she's a hot pink beast

[07:27:48] Okay, okay, but

[07:27:51] All right

[07:27:55] Hi

[07:28:46] Jason you're being a little parasol

[07:28:51] Like I got it, you were a huge fan of mine, like I inspired you to do who you are.

[07:28:55] Like you've grown and like you took a look.

[07:28:58] They do my thing, you're copying me, it's cute.

[07:29:01] I have a positive.

[07:29:03] Not ace, not a real ace.

[07:29:11] But that was a pretty good one.

[07:29:14] It was a great fuckin' work.

[07:29:28] Where are you gonna go?

[07:29:29] Uh, my therapist. That's where I'm going.

[07:29:32] Yeah. Um, well, you know, I'm probably uh, where am I gonna go? Am I gonna clear?

[07:29:38] No.

[07:29:39] Would Jason see the new jeans?

[07:29:41] No.

[07:29:42] I'm going to see the new jeans myself.

[07:29:43] Oh.

[07:29:44] I know they knew.

[07:29:45] They named three new jeans songs.

[07:29:47] Well, I don't know them.

[07:29:48] That's why I'm going to their concert.

[07:29:49] I want to go see them and understand what they're doing.

[07:29:51] Like, I want to see the songs.

[07:29:52] You know, I look like a light bulb right now.

[07:29:58] Daniel, where were we?

[07:30:00] We were listening to the case.

[07:30:07] You know what I said?

[07:30:08] I heard, uh, honey, what's the court today?

[07:30:09] Did things go well?

[07:30:15] I don't know, they just say they can't say so.

[07:30:20] Can I play songs?

[07:30:23] KFI gets me an annual zone, I was low.

[07:30:27] 15th.

[07:30:31] La la la la la, little punk with my heart.

[07:30:35] I don't fucking, I don't know what you're responsible for.

[07:30:39] That's why we are, like, we get out of the middle of the world.

[07:30:43] Whatever, we can eat in.

[07:30:44] We can eat in.

[07:30:45] Yeah, let's go.

[07:30:46] Honestly, it was like, I feel bad that Russell's not here,

[07:30:48] So I'll call him when Uber XL to get here

[07:30:50] Uber XL?

[07:30:52] Is that too small?

[07:30:56] I didn't feel bad to her

[07:30:58] But I feel like we did rustle for no fuck-

[07:31:00] He was actually excited for this

[07:31:02] Yeah, I feel bad

[07:31:04] Bro, where would he be?

[07:31:06] He should be in some pool room

[07:31:09] Now just give him an Uber or something

[07:31:11] Alright, come to Keynes

[07:31:40] Alright

[07:31:42] Bye bye

[07:31:44] This is Miz, kiddo

[07:31:46] You missed it.

[07:31:48] You missed it.

[07:31:50] You missed it.

[07:31:52] You missed it.

[07:31:59] No, no, no.

[07:32:01] Did he?

[07:32:03] No.

[07:32:05] No, I'm not from here.

[07:32:07] I'm visiting.

[07:32:10] Alright, question is to find your millionaire.

[07:32:14] I'm not a millionaire.

[07:32:16] Right, what do you mean?

[07:32:18] You are the millionaire.

[07:32:20] What do you think you should start saying this?

[07:32:22] I'm not a problem when you guys are doing it.

[07:32:24] Nah, nah. It's gotta be one of my favorite options.

[07:32:33] That's a three.

[07:32:37] Stop!

[07:32:44] Whatever you want.

[07:32:53] What do you usually eat?

[07:32:55] She's not mad at me right now.

[07:32:59] Oh.

[07:33:01] Yeah, what do you usually do back in the mother?

[07:33:12] What are you gonna get

[07:34:33] I'm a good guy.

[07:34:35] Wow, who's your latest?

[07:34:37] 21, 21, 22, 23, 24, later, what's going on?

[07:34:39] Like, Russell's coming to us a little bit later.

[07:34:41] He's gonna be a little bit better.

[07:34:47] Let me just get the mechanic combo.

[07:34:51] That's big.

[07:34:53] Yeah, that's good.

[07:34:55] I'll bring it over there.

[07:34:57] What was that?

[07:35:02] Uh, memes on Jason.

[07:35:08] I'm okay with that.

[07:35:09] God dang it.

[07:35:10] You're the best.

[07:35:26] No, you're the same.

[07:35:27] He has a cool rigid.

[07:35:28] It's a good idea.

[07:35:29] You're going to be kind to go out of my pride to sign it.

[07:35:30] You have all your assets.

[07:35:31] That's what you need.

[07:35:32] You can get FX3 and some new performable hold the camera and not stay close to your

[07:35:33] ass.

[07:35:34] That's all you need.

[07:35:35] Not at this.

[07:35:36] Not this one.

[07:35:37] You're not telling the court that fact.

[07:35:38] Well, you were and I was like, not a boy.

[07:36:09] Dave's coming in tomorrow.

[07:36:10] Dave's coming in tomorrow. I heard it, I was so excited. Spider come on.

[07:36:15] It's on you.

[07:36:17] You said you were all done? Yeah, you were.

[07:36:20] I'm gonna get water because I'm trying to get healthy.

[07:36:23] It's not water.

[07:36:28] Yeah, you're supposed to tap it.

[07:36:35] Jason has amazing skincare. Hey, thank you.

[07:37:11] Someone say I have amazing skincare, I'm thinking about it.

[07:37:16] Guess what I do? What?

[07:37:22] I haven't actually

[07:37:27] Korean salicylic acid

[07:37:44] Who's got TV slash miss kids? Yeah

[07:38:20] What a crazy crazy day what a crazy you only five subs until we hit 95,000

[07:38:48] Oh, shit.

[07:38:50] What a crazy day.

[07:38:52] I got 300 subs and I'm 100 followers.

[07:38:54] And I've lost 200.

[07:38:56] Oh.

[07:38:58] Can you try it?

[07:39:00] Yeah, I got you, man.

[07:39:02] How are you doing, bro?

[07:39:04] Me and Austin put him in.

[07:39:06] Oh, this is me and mom.

[07:39:08] You guys can try it.

[07:39:10] You guys can try it.

[07:39:14] You guys can try it.

[07:39:16] You should try it.

[07:39:18] I don't know.

[07:39:20] There's a little game.

[07:39:21] Hey, can I get a picture of you two now?

[07:39:23] No.

[07:39:24] What?

[07:39:25] What is this?

[07:39:26] That's a little nice video, sir.

[07:39:27] Wait, of course.

[07:39:28] Yeah, I'll take a picture with you.

[07:39:29] Yeah, I'll take a picture with you.

[07:39:30] Oh, yeah.

[07:39:31] Yeah.

[07:39:32] Yeah.

[07:39:33] Yeah.

[07:39:34] Yeah.

[07:39:35] Yeah.

[07:39:36] Yeah.

[07:39:37] Yeah.

[07:39:38] Yeah.

[07:39:39] Yeah.

[07:39:40] Yeah.

[07:39:41] Yeah.

[07:39:42] Yeah.

[07:39:43] Yeah.

[07:39:44] Yeah.

[07:39:45] Yeah.

[07:39:46] I'm telling you, she's been one of the most loyal best friends for a while.

[07:40:08] Russell don't make me money.

[07:40:10] Wait, really?

[07:40:12] You think I'll pick up a Russell dance up in my same place as you?

[07:40:14] Russell's only a monkey.

[07:40:16] He'll pick up a Russell Money Graph.

[07:40:18] Zero to four ain't become a hard one.

[07:40:20] There's no show. I can pick you up easily.

[07:40:22] Russell, no way.

[07:40:24] Yeah, I know what you're saying.

[07:40:26] Yeah, I know what you're saying.

[07:40:28] This is really cool.

[07:40:30] Russell don't make me money.

[07:40:32] She makes me money.

[07:40:34] Oh, so does that bother money?

[07:40:36] Well, funny story about Russell, so Russell started to sleep on our couch, and we were like...

[07:40:42] He just started sleeping there, and then he just kind of moved in.

[07:40:46] Really?

[07:40:48] Yeah, that's crazy.

[07:40:50] But we were like, alright, cool, leave here.

[07:40:52] Russell came to this visit. It was me and you all.

[07:40:55] Yep, and then you brought me you all.

[07:40:58] Moxie was supposed to be there by some feet.

[07:41:00] And I'm like, why not?

[07:41:02] Well, actually, was it you ever do a face of him?

[07:41:05] No, but he was supposed to come, but he didn't want to because his mom was pressing him to go to school.

[07:41:12] Wait, did you guys go to school?

[07:41:14] I saw that it said order for Jason when I was back home.

[07:41:17] You know the hat?

[07:41:22] Wait, we can't handle this thing.

[07:41:25] Stop.

[07:41:26] What's up, man?

[07:41:27] What's up, Chad?

[07:41:28] What's up, guys?

[07:41:30] Oh my god, this is...

[07:41:31] Oh my god, this is...

[07:41:32] Oh my god, this is...

[07:41:33] Okay, I think I know what I'm doing.

[07:41:36] I think I know what I'm doing.

[07:41:44] No, I wouldn't do it.

[07:41:45] Okay.

[07:41:46] Okay.

[07:41:48] What can you do?

[07:41:50] Oh, wow.

[07:41:51] This is what I'm doing.

[07:41:52] Oh, yep.

[07:41:53] Oh.

[07:41:54] Oh.

[07:42:02] What's the difference?

[07:42:05] You step it off.

[07:42:07] This is like, oh my God.

[07:42:13] It's hot.

[07:42:14] It's bad.

[07:42:15] It is.

[07:42:16] It's really bad.

[07:42:17] Oh, that damn chicken.

[07:42:19] I just want to say thank you guys for the 95,000 subs without that you would not be able to buy these games. Seriously big WP guys.

[07:42:31] Oh my god I need 95,000 subs.

[07:42:33] Keep your eyes on him.

[07:42:34] Thank you.

[07:42:35] You're welcome.

[07:42:36] Thank you for your time.

[07:42:37] You're welcome.

[07:42:38] Thank you for being here.

[07:42:39] That means yourself that we did it.

[07:42:40] That's rough bro.

[07:42:41] Let's not have to be outside of the room.

[07:42:43] I'll bring out the six bikes and stuff.

[07:42:45] No, that shouldn't have to act like a sub-comp. It should stay.

[07:42:48] I don't have any guns.

[07:42:50] I don't have any guns.

[07:42:52] I don't have any guns.

[07:42:54] That's crazy.

[07:42:56] It's gonna happen to me every day.

[07:42:58] They're calling me polar bear.

[07:43:00] I don't even text them. I don't know what to say today.

[07:43:02] And that's a reference to...

[07:43:04] Like seeing, like...

[07:43:06] Like seeing.

[07:43:08] Like seeing.

[07:43:10] Like seeing.

[07:43:12] Like seeing.

[07:43:14] Like seeing.

[07:43:16] Yeah, I got meat.

[07:43:18] I met him at...

[07:43:19] Huh? I got meat. I didn't know that I was going to go around.

[07:43:22] From Senna?

[07:43:23] Yeah.

[07:43:24] Oh, that's probably going to kill him.

[07:43:25] From Senna?

[07:43:26] Yeah, I saw that.

[07:43:28] I looked a lot with me.

[07:43:29] I would say, when on weekdays?

[07:43:31] I think after the last two, three months ago?

[07:43:34] I didn't go to school here.

[07:43:36] Well, I saw her at...

[07:43:37] I saw her and I barely went up to her room.

[07:43:39] I think that she's really thin.

[07:43:40] But yeah, I would love to see her really witty.

[07:43:42] I think that's bad.

[07:43:43] She's really witty.

[07:43:45] You're the only person.

[07:43:47] This is the best part in the Toast.

[07:43:54] Thank you for all the time.

[07:43:57] Hey, what?

[07:43:58] Wait, do you look like a ride out of a movie?

[07:44:00] Do you look like one girl that's like a naturally-go-lucky ride out?

[07:44:04] Do you talk?

[07:44:05] No.

[07:44:07] I don't, what?

[07:44:08] That's what that says, right?

[07:44:18] Well, how long do you know?

[07:44:21] Oh, yeah

[07:44:53] Nothing.

[07:44:55] Nothing.

[07:44:57] You didn't want to know about that.

[07:44:59] You'll still realize.

[07:45:01] I'm a bitch.

[07:45:03] There's never anything.

[07:45:05] No.

[07:45:07] It's like brother and sister.

[07:45:11] It's like brother and sister.

[07:45:13] Is that brother and sister?

[07:45:15] No.

[07:45:17] That's weird, Molly.

[07:45:19] What? What does it mean?

[07:45:25] Brother and sister.

[07:45:27] They have a brother John.

[07:45:30] What are you saying?

[07:45:32] He says I'm pathetic.

[07:45:33] Mm-hmm.

[07:45:34] Mm-hmm.

[07:45:35] I'm a hell of a person.

[07:45:37] I don't know.

[07:45:40] I don't know.

[07:45:41] I don't know.

[07:45:44] I don't know.

[07:45:45] I don't know.

[07:45:49] Wait, so you didn't hang out with me Rob at all?

[07:45:52] I mean, it was a whole thing.

[07:45:53] Why is Rob?

[07:45:55] It's a whole thing.

[07:45:56] What are you in for?

[07:45:57] Fuck, we're not.

[07:46:02] She's probably my life's ass.

[07:46:04] So like last whole day before you get back.

[07:46:08] Did you have fun hanging out with us?

[07:46:10] Yeah.

[07:46:10] What about me?

[07:46:43] That's the next name.

[07:46:45] So happy to see you guys.

[07:46:47] Happy to see you too.

[07:46:49] Want to be the chicken?

[07:46:51] Why?

[07:46:53] You want one more time?

[07:46:55] It seems like you want one more time.

[07:46:57] I'm surprised you didn't remove the fries and get extra chicken.

[07:46:59] I'm surprised you didn't remove the fries and get extra chicken.

[07:47:01] Oh my god.

[07:47:03] You also will stay in that for 20 minutes for Uber.

[07:47:05] I'm not gonna let you eat more chicken.

[07:47:07] I'm not gonna let you eat more chicken.

[07:47:09] I'm not gonna let you eat more chicken.

[07:47:11] Yeah, I actually do want a piece of chicken.

[07:47:15] You have missed a lot for you.

[07:47:17] No.

[07:47:18] You got the scissors, buddy.

[07:47:20] You're going to have a lot of fun with that one.

[07:47:21] This thing?

[07:47:22] What?

[07:47:23] You're not going to learn.

[07:47:24] No, I'm sorry, I only want one.

[07:47:26] Maybe you want a dip?

[07:47:28] Um, you take your whole dip.

[07:47:30] Nah, I just want a dip, bro.

[07:47:32] No, just stick my whole fucking dip.

[07:47:33] Honestly.

[07:47:34] Hold on, hold on.

[07:47:35] I know.

[07:47:40] Bro, that's exactly what I got to say.

[07:47:45] Yeah, I do.

[07:47:46] He's got it at him.

[07:47:48] Let me get the back of that shit down.

[07:47:50] I need some water, man.

[07:47:58] Water's gonna take it.

[07:48:00] Where the fuck are you?

[07:48:02] Where are you going?

[07:48:03] Bro, he's not gonna be here.

[07:48:05] What are you gonna do?

[07:48:07] He wasn't gonna be here with chicken boots.

[07:48:09] Jack, can you hear us from over there?

[07:48:11] Bro.

[07:48:15] I'm gonna sort it out.

[07:48:16] I'm gonna get out of my place.

[07:48:18] Can you help me?

[07:48:19] Jesus.

[07:48:20] I'm not gonna let this go.

[07:48:21] Oh

[07:48:55] I need to have some dick on it.

[07:48:58] Some what?

[07:48:59] Dick on it.

[07:49:00] You need the core?

[07:49:01] Dick on it.

[07:49:02] Okay.

[07:49:03] Okay.

[07:49:04] What do you get, bro?

[07:49:06] Water.

[07:49:07] That's a person.

[07:49:08] Yeah.

[07:49:09] Okay.

[07:49:10] Go out for water, though.

[07:49:11] There you go.

[07:49:12] Alright.

[07:49:13] Yeah.

[07:49:14] What do you get?

[07:49:15] Water.

[07:49:16] No.

[07:49:17] Water is all that's water.

[07:49:18] I don't want to pump you too much.

[07:49:20] You got to go.

[07:49:21] You got to go.

[07:49:22] You got to go.

[07:49:23] You dropped the product.

[07:49:32] You're gonna use that when you're on the table?

[07:49:34] The most.

[07:49:36] I'm gonna go on the test drive.

[07:49:50] Hope you made it?

[07:49:51] Dude, you know what it means to pan, right?

[07:49:53] Yeah, if you ask him, he'll say yes.

[07:49:59] You wanna call him?

[07:50:04] This is gonna call up the AI waiting for him.

[07:50:08] And he bought the 599.

[07:50:10] Hey, can you stop this, please?

[07:50:12] Yes, I do miss you so much, Russell.

[07:50:14] I love our conversations.

[07:50:16] I like the heartbeat one better.

[07:50:18] Hope you raise this upon us.

[07:50:20] We're here. Speak softer.

[07:50:22] I miss you, Russell.

[07:50:29] Bro, see?

[07:50:31] Bro, you're looking at me now. That's my donation.

[07:50:35] The bread is good. It's like the best.

[07:50:39] The bread is good. The bread is good.

[07:50:41] I like how good the bread is.

[07:50:43] The sweet bread.

[07:50:45] I know I got it wrong.

[07:50:47] It's not seasoned.

[07:50:49] What, the brazier of chicken?

[07:50:51] Chicken. Oh yeah.

[07:50:52] But a chicken is just grocery seasoned.

[07:50:53] Like imagine you have like this sweet bread.

[07:50:55] He's fried in this nice juicy sauce.

[07:50:58] And then seasoned chicken.

[07:51:00] Why would you want the seasoned chicken

[07:51:01] when you mix them with all of this?

[07:51:02] I got to have like,

[07:51:03] isn't it? I should.

[07:51:04] But it's quite a chicken.

[07:51:06] It says changed chicken.

[07:51:07] So what if all the sides were gone

[07:51:09] and you just had a chicken?

[07:51:10] No, I'm too.

[07:51:11] Why would that?

[07:51:12] Why don't you do that episode?

[07:51:13] Okay, exactly.

[07:51:14] Yeah exactly.

[07:51:15] I just want you to get out of here.

[07:51:17] I'm not working.

[07:51:19] I have bad X-brown.

[07:51:21] You could be in about 13.

[07:51:23] He's just...

[07:51:25] Sorry about that.

[07:51:27] I didn't know you were a guy like this.

[07:51:29] Who are those?

[07:51:31] Who are those?

[07:51:33] I'm not a stranger.

[07:51:35] This is cool.

[07:51:37] But I think this is supposed to be like...

[07:51:39] You just got a big...

[07:51:41] BOOOM!

[07:51:43] Cause if it's not, it would like to.

[07:51:45] Like that? Maybe it's a lot?

[07:51:46] No, it's like, oh, you're so cool.

[07:51:47] I love to play.

[07:51:48] Yeah.

[07:51:49] Who's this?

[07:51:50] What?

[07:51:51] Are you asking me?

[07:51:53] What you saying?

[07:51:55] I've never been to a track that is so bad.

[07:52:01] Someone did my hand?

[07:52:02] Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.

[07:52:05] You're gonna talk me out of it.

[07:52:07] I'm not.

[07:52:08] I don't know.

[07:52:09] She's like a citizen.

[07:52:14] Hey, you have four times.

[07:52:20] You guys like my slides?

[07:52:22] No, I didn't think about it. I was just like, I wanted to see my slides.

[07:52:28] I just wanted to see you guys on my slides.

[07:52:34] You got to know the slides.

[07:52:37] No, we call it speed up to the gears.

[07:52:39] Okay, I'm doing too much of my fault. I get it.

[07:52:42] You need to be in line.

[07:52:44] All right, you know what? I'm gonna chill right now. This is like reset mode. Reset mode.

[07:52:51] This pregnant is not gonna take long. You're gonna lose me.

[07:52:56] You're adding to my order, right? I'm gonna be honest with you.

[07:53:03] You're doing too much, Matthew. I can't do whatever I want.

[07:53:06] That's honestly W.O.R.A. for that man.

[07:53:12] That's a great piece of it.

[07:53:19] That's all I got on my day after the man?

[07:53:21] I'm okay.

[07:53:23] Why do you think that's what I'm asking today?

[07:53:25] That's so sweet.

[07:53:27] What?

[07:53:31] I checked through this one.

[07:53:35] Four years ago you worked for my mother.

[07:53:37] I remember walking out of the building to go,

[07:53:40] you just told me, bitch, I'm stupid.

[07:53:42] You remember me?

[07:53:42] I didn't even look so bad to you.

[07:53:45] Oh, this is all you had?

[07:53:46] Bro.

[07:53:47] It was the trend.

[07:53:48] Nicole, look at bitches.

[07:53:50] Especially her.

[07:53:52] I didn't know I was coming the way, so.

[07:53:54] I deserved it.

[07:53:55] I had just thrown a hat and tried to,

[07:53:57] probably start.

[07:53:58] I couldn't like bring your fist to the end.

[07:54:00] She was hated by everybody.

[07:54:01] Yeah, yeah.

[07:54:02] I couldn't be like, oh, I love you.

[07:54:04] I want you to come over and hang out.

[07:54:05] I had to be like.

[07:54:06] Then you came in like shit.

[07:54:41] Oh

[07:55:11] I'm going to show you.

[07:55:20] I'm going to give him a bar.

[07:55:21] What are you going to do? Is that tight?

[07:55:23] No, it's just, look.

[07:55:25] Oh, okay.

[07:55:26] Yeah? Fire?

[07:55:28] That's tough.

[07:55:29] Fire?

[07:55:30] Shaggy, is that all like this?

[07:55:31] Huh?

[07:55:32] Is that all like this?

[07:55:33] Bro, you're asking me?

[07:55:34] There's two fries on here.

[07:55:36] Like, there's nothing here. How would I eat this?

[07:55:38] I don't know.

[07:55:39] I don't know.

[07:55:40] Hey, look, that's not going to give you muscle.

[07:55:41] No, I'm not going to show you.

[07:55:43] Why am I good bro?

[07:55:45] I'm not going to tell you that you're fair

[07:55:48] Why?

[07:55:53] We're probably going to see you take a picture

[07:55:54] Oh my, that's welcome to the bathroom

[07:55:56] Oh, really?

[07:55:57] Use an ice bath?

[07:55:59] Yeah

[07:56:00] You think that's not cool?

[07:56:01] No

[07:56:02] Oh, you used a bottle of water?

[07:56:04] That's pretty cool

[07:56:05] Yeah

[07:56:06] Yeah

[07:56:07] I'll have another one

[07:56:09] Yeah

[07:56:10] I'm going to get another one

[07:56:12] Go ahead and turn it

[07:56:14] I mean, obviously, it didn't happen after that.

[07:56:23] But in the end, let me still ask it.

[07:56:26] Yeah, it happened after the stage fight.

[07:56:28] It was a great type of fight.

[07:56:30] I know.

[07:56:32] That's actually the way it is.

[07:56:37] Right here.

[07:56:39] Right here.

[07:56:41] Bro, okay, okay, so if I say like, you know,

[07:56:46] Jeremy Lin and Yalvin, I just gotta go names now,

[07:56:50] it's okay, right?

[07:56:54] Get the muscle, it's different here.

[07:56:57] Yeah, so that's why I'm okay.

[07:56:58] Yeah, you're fine.

[07:57:02] What?

[07:57:03] Yeah.

[07:57:04] Is there any racist stuff now?

[07:57:05] It's okay, we'll get the problem to take me.

[07:57:08] I feel like it's racist.

[07:57:10] No, it's not.

[07:57:11] Thank you.

[07:57:12] No, I'm coming.

[07:57:13] I don't think there's any racist stuff.

[07:57:16] There's nothing I've ever said.

[07:57:18] I don't know.

[07:57:19] So let me know what you mean.

[07:57:21] Yeah, I think I did.

[07:57:23] Yeah, I think yeah.

[07:57:24] They're not going to look at me like they're looking at me.

[07:57:27] Why are you so low?

[07:57:28] You don't have to.

[07:57:29] I really looked away just to go on.

[07:57:30] You know what I'm saying?

[07:57:31] Yeah, I think you know.

[07:57:33] Yeah, I think you know.

[07:57:34] I can't help it.

[07:57:35] What would you be saying?

[07:57:36] Just as I go off, boy.

[07:57:37] Yeah, I can't help it.

[07:57:38] Yeah.

[07:57:39] I can't help it.

[07:57:40] You're funny.

[07:57:41] Come on.

[07:57:42] You're funny.

[07:57:43] I'm sorry.

[07:57:44] I was just like, I'm sorry.

[07:57:45] I don't know what you're saying.

[07:57:46] I'm sorry.

[07:57:47] What are the buddies that learn on this time bro?

[07:57:56] Bro, I like our shirt piece so much that we didn't wear your face change today.

[07:58:00] Cause when I saw the soccer change, you didn't wear your face change.

[07:58:03] You didn't even go to see it.

[07:58:05] You didn't even go to see it.

[07:58:08] I actually did not come here to see it today.

[07:58:10] Really?

[07:58:12] I really don't think you're going to be so much better than me.

[07:58:15] I'm here!

[07:58:17] I got sad a little bit.

[07:58:19] No bro.

[07:58:21] No, do you like singing?

[07:58:23] Why don't you think I used to sing?

[07:58:25] You guessed I did.

[07:58:27] That's why I guess I was right.

[07:58:29] I hate it all day, I'm so hungry.

[07:58:31] Alright man, so good luck.

[07:58:33] Alright bro.

[07:58:38] How was that experience?

[07:58:40] I was good.

[07:58:42] I was good.

[07:58:44] I was good.

[07:58:50] I think these people are really good.

[07:58:57] What is the key to checking out the boobies?

[07:59:00] Boobies!

[07:59:02] I don't get to like the bottom of the game.

[07:59:07] That's five boobies.

[07:59:09] I wonder if you're backing it up a third?

[07:59:12] If you also have yells receipts, please leave a good review.

[07:59:16] I'll say all about again like a bunch of bullshit.

[07:59:19] A bunch of what?

[07:59:20] You want the fans?

[07:59:22] Hi.

[07:59:23] Oh, do you need a picture?

[07:59:24] Yeah.

[07:59:25] Yeah, I want a picture with you, man.

[07:59:27] You and me.

[07:59:28] Good luck to all of y'all.

[07:59:34] Yeah, just go ahead and like, yeah.

[07:59:37] Yeah, I'm the main one they wanted.

[07:59:39] Nah, I don't want to hear them.

[07:59:44] I'll get some more to you.

[07:59:47] That's a big one.

[07:59:48] That's been six months.

[07:59:49] That's a good one.

[07:59:50] Do you guys work here?

[07:59:51] Oh, we can get out.

[07:59:53] We're leaving in like two minutes.

[07:59:55] They can get out if they wish to leave.

[07:59:57] Yeah, we can get out.

[07:59:59] Here we go.

[08:00:01] Oh, we're going over there.

[08:00:03] Go chat.

[08:00:05] You and Jason are going to go react.

[08:00:18] No, I'm sorry.

[08:00:20] You guys don't have fun.

[08:00:40] Yeah.

[08:00:42] Oh, I got it today, bro.

[08:00:44] Thank you, bro.

[08:00:46] Appreciate you, man.

[08:00:48] Thank you, bro. Hey, y'all. What's up, dude?

[08:01:09] You put me on a new shirt, bro? Huh? You put me on ETA? I'll put you on ETA?

[08:01:13] That's funny. Yeah, not a new shirt.

[08:01:18] No, I appreciate you for setting up one cat in that one tree that one song. Yeah.

[08:01:24] Yeah.

[08:01:25] Long term.

[08:01:26] Oh.

[08:01:27] So where is... where are we going now?

[08:01:33] Where's the gang going?

[08:01:35] There they are.

[08:01:37] Oh, I got you.

[08:01:49] Do you want a piece of lunch, too?

[08:01:51] Yeah, I got you.

[08:01:53] You don't even know who I am.

[08:01:54] I don't care.

[08:01:55] I wish more people were like you.

[08:02:12] Ah, there we go. That looked good.

[08:02:14] Wait, do you take a picture of me and Bumble?

[08:02:16] Yeah.

[08:02:18] You're a lifter?

[08:02:20] Yeah.

[08:02:27] I'll have to make it a free food.

[08:02:29] Something to give us free food.

[08:02:31] Yeah.

[08:02:33] Stay here.

[08:02:36] Stay here.

[08:02:41] Big restaurant.

[08:02:43] Oh, you think you can do it?

[08:02:45] Yeah.

[08:02:47] You're a lifter?

[08:02:49] Yeah.

[08:02:51] You're a lifter?

[08:02:53] Yeah.

[08:02:55] Say you're a big fucker, Rusty.

[08:02:57] Oh, you can hear me.

[08:02:58] Say you're the only one that can hear you.

[08:03:00] I'm the big fucker.

[08:03:02] Say you're a big fucker, Rusty.

[08:03:05] I look mad yellow in the camera.

[08:03:08] That's why.

[08:03:09] Oh, my god.

[08:03:12] Am I looking too yellow?

[08:03:14] You said you look mad what?

[08:03:16] Yellow.

[08:03:17] And the lighting.

[08:03:19] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[08:03:21] For sure.

[08:03:22] I can see it.

[08:03:23] I can definitely see it.

[08:03:25] Jack, you guys have come today?

[08:03:27] I'm here today.

[08:03:28] It's crooked.

[08:03:29] Have a good day.

[08:03:32] You should do something.

[08:03:33] You ought to play too.

[08:03:34] I'm here.

[08:03:35] I'm always here.

[08:03:37] Sexy.

[08:03:38] I live here.

[08:03:39] Yeah.

[08:03:40] I'm awesome.

[08:03:41] No, I don't.

[08:03:42] Well, whenever I'm in LA, let's do something.

[08:03:44] You ought to learn a unit, man.

[08:03:45] Morning.

[08:03:46] You don't have Boston?

[08:03:47] I don't hang out with no one here.

[08:03:49] Okay.

[08:03:50] Okay.

[08:03:51] Okay.

[08:03:52] That's a good day.

[08:03:53] What are you doing here?

[08:03:55] I always do when I go home.

[08:03:57] I always think it's monkey.

[08:03:59] Check my analytics.

[08:04:01] Refreshing about 200 times.

[08:04:03] Play a game of tap-curses with a bet.

[08:04:07] Don't do the nato.

[08:04:09] You need to wait on this.

[08:04:11] Well, I thought we were going to do it real heavy over.

[08:04:13] Loose the sight, man.

[08:04:15] Hey, get home, bro. Hey, get home, please.

[08:04:17] Oh my gosh, that was...

[08:04:19] Wow.

[08:04:21] Yeah, I'm actually going to leave the...

[08:04:23] I'll see you guys next time.

[08:04:25] We'll be right back.

[08:04:26] Yeah.

[08:04:27] Alright, bye guys.

[08:04:28] Ah, peace.

[08:04:29] He's waiting for you to...

[08:04:30] So, um...

[08:04:31] I'll see you later.

[08:04:32] I'll see you later.

[08:04:33] Alright.

[08:04:34] See you guys.

[08:04:35] Bye.

[08:04:36] Wait, you already told me to leave?

[08:04:37] Wait, what?

[08:04:38] What?

[08:04:39] He's got a lockhole.

[08:04:40] You guys are staying tonight?

[08:04:41] Yeah.

[08:04:42] Who's supposed to be going home?

[08:04:43] I don't know.

[08:04:44] I don't know.

[08:04:45] I don't know.

[08:04:54] What's the word just left?

[08:04:55] I don't know.

[08:04:56] What was fucking said peace?

[08:05:04] I don't know.

[08:05:05] Peace message.

[08:05:06] Love your minds.

[08:05:13] I

[08:05:24] Got a you for killing

[08:05:49] What's up fam?

[08:05:51] What's up fam?

[08:05:53] What do you think?

[08:05:55] Do you enjoy the presents?

[08:05:57] I think it's funny.

[08:05:59] Oh, okay.

[08:06:01] Thank you.

[08:06:09] You look so happy at the time.

[08:06:11] It's not because everyone's here.

[08:06:13] It's not because I'm so happy.

[08:06:15] Who's got more of a border?

[08:06:17] I like to fly.

[08:06:19] No!

[08:06:21] No!

[08:06:23] I'm like, like, like, good looks like me?

[08:06:26] Yeah, me?

[08:06:27] Oh, I hear that you think these good looking ones more than me.

[08:06:31] Yeah.

[08:06:32] Oh!

[08:06:47] I can't tell what she said.

[08:06:48] Did she say you're bad looking or maybe she said I was the ugly one.

[08:06:50] Wait, you saw I'm bad looking?

[08:06:52] Who?

[08:06:53] That him?

[08:06:54] No, she said you're ugly than me, but I don't think I'm ugly.

[08:06:58] I'll take it, wait.

[08:07:01] Anyway, I should probably leave.

[08:07:04] Yeah.

[08:07:05] I'm gonna put that in here.

[08:07:14] I'll see you for it.

[08:07:16] I'll see you guys later.

[08:07:18] Bye dude.

[08:07:20] I'm gonna get you.

[08:07:32] You're cute.

[08:07:34] So free off.

[08:07:39] Bye.

[08:07:53] He left his fucking brain.

[08:08:03] How did he go on?

[08:08:05] I don't know.

[08:08:07] First impression of mine.

[08:08:09] What do you think?

[08:08:11] Kind of.

[08:08:13] I don't know, like, he jokes in a different way, but he's not sarcastic, and you know, sometimes you don't know when he's sarcastic, and we just, like, you know, and it catches you off guard, but like, he's, okay.

[08:08:23] I'm already taking a while at home. I'm waiting for my lips, buddy.

[08:08:28] Is that better chat?

[08:08:29] I don't know.

[08:08:31] Wait, yeah, the game was horrible.

[08:08:33] Maybe you can do it on this.

[08:08:35] Oh, I hope you're seeing the video.

[08:08:37] Okay. Alright.

[08:08:39] I'm on a duty break.

[08:08:40] A while?

[08:08:43] She needs to...

[08:08:45] All right well can you do that one thing before I leave? Say the one thing. What one thing? Dad? Nope. I'm not doing the D word. I need to let go of that.

[08:09:01] I

[08:09:06] Take care I'm not going to take away. Bye. I'm gonna go home. He's Marry. This is me

[08:09:31] No, you're a bus. Well, I think that's tomorrow

[08:09:37] Time to meet real quick. You any in the car? Nope. I lost my shirt. Hey, I was too short

[08:10:15] We're sitting

[08:10:21] Is Sina still alive?

[08:10:23] I want to go home.

[08:10:30] She's still doing a walking down.

[08:10:32] I'm scared.

[08:10:56] I'm not scared if she's not alive anymore.

[08:10:58] I don't know her room.

[08:11:00] I'll be honest.

[08:11:02] I know her stream room,

[08:11:04] but I don't know her room room.

[08:11:06] It's quite stressful.

[08:11:14] That's crazy.

[08:11:16] Yo chat.

[08:11:21] I caught an inflex

[08:11:23] of girls in my column.

[08:11:25] my calm. My calm has been interesting. We mad ugly. Every time I go to my calm, it's

[08:11:50] a girl that types. Everyone's just mad ugly in the comments. Now I'm trying to ask Ashley.

[08:12:14] She's really a bunny that kind of indicted into the community. Is that the right word

[08:12:20] I'm using

[08:12:23] Honestly, Austin has been fun

[08:12:45] And Austin is fun and yo Jack no spoilers

[08:13:07] Yo Jack by the way

[08:13:32] Yo Jack don't have a month sweet new poster alert new poster alert

[08:14:19] Shout out to Anglebeats for making these posters.

[08:14:25] Actually, they're the poster. I just posted that. I needed a caption and shit.

[08:15:09] It's only right me instead of doing something if I'm staying at our crib.

[08:15:25] You put EST again?

[08:15:30] I think I'll be live around that time. 2 p.m. central.

[08:15:33] I'll go to my common shit.

[08:15:35] But, you know, who knows.

[08:15:43] Might be an hour later.

[08:15:45] Might be now. Not definitely might be an hour later.

[08:15:48] Later what am I starting time? No, just

[08:15:52] But you know, how are y'all liking the earlier streams Jeff?

[08:15:56] I think I'll be enjoying the earlier streams

[08:15:59] I've been doing early streams in the Austin and all these old heads. They don't they don't go but they don't they go

[08:16:05] Sleep like 12 or 11

[08:16:07] fire

[08:16:10] Better

[08:16:12] On my line he doing these early streams. I fucking shit out the 10-hour streams. I

[08:16:17] I shit out the 10 hours bro like nothing like fucking nothing bro I might actually

[08:16:25] just have to start doing 3 p.m. streams but the thing is when I go to LA that means I

[08:16:34] have to wake up fucking early but because the hours time is almost done.

[08:16:41] I think Austin should be fucking crazy but I miss the boys I miss the homies

[08:16:48] I miss Max, I miss Ron, I miss Lacey, I miss Silky, I miss a nap, do you know what I mean?

[08:16:57] RADISON!

[08:17:03] 3PM PST? Oh yeah, that's the way to do it. Let's do it.

[08:17:06] Fuck. Also, she's a kid.

[08:17:16] I definitely gotta spin back. I wanna do a stream with Emeril.

[08:17:19] It's cause Emeril, I think she has a guest this week.

[08:17:44] So, she couldn't.

[08:17:52] Yo, there's so many. Yo, if you're a bunny in my chat right now, type in my column.

[08:17:58] Bro, there's so many bunnies!

[08:18:00] Are the bunnies beefing with each other?

[08:18:03] Shhh, I'm here.

[08:18:18] Hey, thank you, sir.

[08:18:19] Nope.

[08:18:59] I'm home.

[08:19:02] Do you want to just chill and watch some shows?

[08:19:06] Oh.

[08:19:08] Yeah.

[08:19:10] You want to say hi?

[08:19:11] Yeah, go ahead.

[08:19:13] Can I show this part of the house?

[08:19:14] Yeah.

[08:19:15] Oh, are you guys at Avenue right now?

[08:19:16] Yep.

[08:19:17] Oh, yeah, all our friends over there, they're playing Spartan Zero.

[08:19:19] What is that?

[08:19:20] Yeah, I was about to oh I just want to say hi real quick

[08:19:26] How was your stream I saw you're paying the walking dead and your cosplay

[08:19:32] But well that she got have you played it I played the walking dead. I actually I watched two buskets play it

[08:19:47] Okay

[08:19:50] Oh, sorry.

[08:19:51] No, no, no, no.

[08:19:53] All right.

[08:19:57] If I was there, I would probably...

[08:19:59] Oh, take a plate.

[08:20:01] I have no fucking idea if I was cool as shit.

[08:20:04] Oh, in here?

[08:20:05] No, I'm fucking freezing as my chains!

[08:20:08] Because it's so cold.

[08:20:10] Damn.

[08:20:11] Is it good?

[08:20:12] How's this camera, chat?

[08:20:13] I think it looks the same.

[08:20:14] I should have made gray.

[08:20:16] I don't pay those fucks.

[08:20:17] Oh, my God.

[08:20:18] I do it all.

[08:20:19] Wait, do this one, do this one, do this one.

[08:20:25] Is that better?

[08:20:26] That's better.

[08:20:29] Is it?

[08:20:30] I think so.

[08:20:32] How's your stream?

[08:20:33] You went everywhere today.

[08:20:35] I went everywhere.

[08:20:36] But tomorrow, we're doing shit.

[08:20:39] We gotta outweigh out.

[08:20:40] Yeah, I do.

[08:20:41] We're not only gonna do the shooting.

[08:20:43] Do they know?

[08:20:44] I didn't tell them that.

[08:20:45] Did you tell them?

[08:20:46] No, do you want to tell them?

[08:20:48] Should we?

[08:20:49] Yeah.

[08:20:50] Alright, fuck it.

[08:20:51] Tomorrow we're gonna be trying the cash in that meal. Let's fucking go

[08:20:59] Yes

[08:21:03] It's releasing tomorrow we're gonna be trying the cash in that meal

[08:21:10] It's gonna be

[08:21:12] Ooh, we should do a lunch-lead V-Lunchable tier list.

[08:21:16] Now, we need the lunch-lead next to the prime,

[08:21:19] next to the fucking feastable.

[08:21:21] Why don't we watch the Hock Tula podcast?

[08:21:25] Hock Tula podcast viewing.

[08:21:28] That's what we're here.

[08:21:29] Have you watched it at all?

[08:21:31] Actually.

[08:21:32] And?

[08:21:36] And?

[08:21:36] Your consensus?

[08:21:37] And that shit was pink.

[08:21:39] Are you crazy?

[08:21:40] Would you go on it?

[08:21:42] Fuck yeah.

[08:21:43] Wait, that on the 946 podcast.

[08:21:45] Go ahead, Jake.

[08:21:46] I'm not going to lie that podcast is it's done

[08:21:50] Oh wait I was telling you that that podcast is over with it's over

[08:21:56] Is it?

[08:21:58] Maybe

[08:22:00] Oh you mean because you ended it?

[08:22:02] Not even me like

[08:22:04] Not even him I get it

[08:22:06] Even before I even say anything they they

[08:22:10] I don't see any support for me

[08:22:12] Yeah

[08:22:15] Well, you're funny for that

[08:22:18] Got a little joke to me, okay?

[08:22:21] We need that need that shooting

[08:22:27] We need a lunchly shit

[08:22:32] We can come back bro

[08:22:34] I don't like I'm actually so mad that you are not playing one because me and you on 6th Street

[08:22:41] Would be so fun on a Thursday

[08:22:44] Bro, it would be so fun.

[08:22:47] Wait, why can't I do it though?

[08:22:51] Because you're a baby.

[08:22:53] I can't go.

[08:22:53] You're a little bro.

[08:22:54] You're a little bro.

[08:22:55] Like, you can't go out there.

[08:22:56] I can go in though.

[08:22:57] I can go in.

[08:22:59] I just can't get the brakes.

[08:23:01] Oh, he is 21?

[08:23:03] Oh, his 20 versus tomorrow?

[08:23:06] Yeah.

[08:23:07] Happy birthday to fucking me, y'all!

[08:23:09] You wanted to celebrate your birthday at our house?

[08:23:12] Yeah.

[08:23:12] You know what I guess for him?

[08:23:13] Yes.

[08:23:13] Yes! This is the best birthday ever!

[08:23:16] Wait, so you went on Nick's stream and visits today.

[08:23:19] And you had your own dolly the whole time?

[08:23:21] Yeah.

[08:23:21] Damn. Okay.

[08:23:23] Yeah.

[08:23:24] So how do you like the Austin streams?

[08:23:26] I've just been exploring Austin, meeting everyone out here.

[08:23:29] You met Elinity!

[08:23:30] I did.

[08:23:31] And?

[08:23:31] Oh, that was so mad you met Elinity because I was gonna text her and...

[08:23:36] You've never met her?

[08:23:37] No, I have.

[08:23:38] But I was gonna text her after I ended stream and be like,

[08:23:42] No, if you want to come over tomorrow, because you were here.

[08:23:46] And we talked about it.

[08:23:46] But then I put on Mrs. Stream, and you were with her.

[08:23:49] And I was like, fuck, I can't text her.

[08:23:51] No.

[08:23:52] I know what I asked.

[08:23:53] I was going to surprise you.

[08:23:55] No.

[08:23:56] I know.

[08:23:57] I know.

[08:23:57] I was going to try.

[08:23:58] I would have been a crazy surprise.

[08:24:00] But then I called her, and I was like, it was me.

[08:24:05] How was it?

[08:24:06] I think she was chill.

[08:24:08] She was chill.

[08:24:10] To be fair, to be fair, I had

[08:24:12] I had not asked yet. I was gonna ask at the stream with tonight.

[08:24:15] Uh...

[08:24:16] So you know, no one knew.

[08:24:17] Who's one person I haven't met yet? The only person I haven't met in Austin is Everglue.

[08:24:22] She doing anything tomorrow?

[08:24:24] Yeah, she's got that t-she with a t-talker.

[08:24:27] Oh, for more dates?

[08:24:30] Shit, I have no fucking idea.

[08:24:32] Imagine if she's not and she's just dodging you.

[08:24:35] I don't, I don't, I mean, you know, she might be...

[08:24:37] No, no, no!

[08:24:38] Nice, cool dog!

[08:24:39] She's so nice.

[08:24:40] Yeah, she probably is super nice.

[08:24:41] They're saying it's soda but like I don't think he does

[08:24:45] Soda doesn't come out of the house. He is really nice though. Ask me soda

[08:24:49] They both don't leave the house

[08:24:53] Yeah, she's got Nora with her. Yeah Nora Fawn. Mm-hmm

[08:24:59] REC

[08:25:00] Yo check. Yo check

[08:25:04] You could have you got good?

[08:25:06] Let me see it follow me on Instagram. I hit up Mark and then we're trying to do something they asked me to hit them up

[08:25:14] When they were back in Austin, so I was waiting for them to get back

[08:25:18] She's not there's super nice. He's so they said Joe Rogan. Yo, you hang out Joe Rogan

[08:25:27] Yeah, you talk about like DMT or some shit. You know I mean no I the Rogan podcast

[08:25:33] Get connected to Rogan. He's in Austin.

[08:25:37] I think so. I don't know.

[08:25:39] I don't think I'm going to enjoy Rogan.

[08:25:41] Meet 830. No, wait. CyberPK is here.

[08:25:45] Really?

[08:25:46] Yeah. Have you met him?

[08:25:47] No.

[08:25:48] Oh.

[08:25:49] I'm not really into Fortnite like that.

[08:25:50] I have my Fortnite face.

[08:25:51] He's tall like a nice ass.

[08:25:53] Yeah, no. I know he's a movie hero.

[08:25:55] He's sick.

[08:25:56] I'm pretty sure he owns Fortnite in a way.

[08:25:59] Who's the who's the the the the big three and four and I clicks site for pk and Nick a 30

[08:26:08] I feel like you just clip on bad by the way I feel like you just clip on bags club I don't

[08:26:20] think I clip on my thing I was just keeping it 100 you think Ninja fell off I don't watch

[08:26:25] Me neither. I don't know what he's doing, but he's he's weird

[08:26:32] Oh

[08:26:33] Cuz we ride for Ron. Yeah, he said some weird shit wrong. That's right. There's a lot of downplay

[08:26:38] I don't know if he does it on purpose, but and we ride for Ron 100%

[08:26:44] Well, that's fair. Mm-hmm. Yo, you uh earlier today, by the way, that's what I do. What the fuck was that?

[08:26:51] What oh?

[08:26:53] That wasn't me that was him. He randomly was like oh

[08:26:58] I want a girl like Sinif but not Sinif. I'm like what the fuck I appreciate the sense of it

[08:27:06] But I was like you know and then and then I let it go and then I just started to flood it and they're like you know

[08:27:11] He said it again. Okay. I'll watch one clip it slipped. He slipped up again. So

[08:27:19] I don't know

[08:27:21] How much have y'all been hanging out well we weren't hanging out

[08:27:27] that much

[08:27:28] Just on stream

[08:27:30] But now I have to cut him off. You know he was my stepfather. He met my dad and my dad

[08:27:35] Yeah, your dad your dad said that he likes him a lot. Yeah, I

[08:27:41] Think he's just lonely in misses. Yeah, but see what I want because I want Nick to get with catchy catchy

[08:27:47] I saw you trying to tell them that Nick was on your earlier

[08:27:54] Yeah

[08:27:56] They have something

[08:28:00] This off-camera

[08:28:02] the stream ended and

[08:28:04] I'm in the fucking I'm under the dining table when they're literally sitting on a couch in pure fucking silence

[08:28:11] Then I put on like...

[08:28:15] Are you still alive though?

[08:28:17] Yeah, I'm still alive.

[08:28:18] Okay, that's why.

[08:28:19] But like I'm not.

[08:28:21] You would expect some small talk at least.

[08:28:24] Yeah.

[08:28:25] Did you see the clip of what she said before she got to Austin?

[08:28:30] No.

[08:28:32] That's a cat with one eye.

[08:28:34] Am I looking?

[08:28:35] Oh, that's Mushi.

[08:28:36] Give him that one.

[08:28:37] Mushi.

[08:28:38] Mushi.

[08:28:39] He's not on me.

[08:28:41] He's so sweet.

[08:28:43] I did not see it, I don't think I saw it.

[08:28:44] Wait, they said you did.

[08:28:45] The one where she was like,

[08:28:46] oh, I won't ride a foot longer.

[08:28:48] He could do anything to me.

[08:28:49] Oh, I saw that.

[08:28:51] Never tell.

[08:28:52] And then she said, and I'll like it.

[08:28:56] I saw that.

[08:28:57] That's why I said Nick.

[08:28:58] He gotta stay at 30 feet from me.

[08:29:00] That's some crazy shit.

[08:29:02] That's crazy.

[08:29:04] That's some s-

[08:29:05] Bro, I know I clipped the arm,

[08:29:06] but I would never clipped the arm like that.

[08:29:08] She's not your streamer, right? She just, no, she's did it.

[08:29:11] Well, she's streamed apparently now.

[08:29:13] Well, now.

[08:29:14] Yeah. But, you know, she's our streamer for OTK shit.

[08:29:20] So she's a new member?

[08:29:21] Yeah.

[08:29:22] What?

[08:29:23] A OTK?

[08:29:25] Yeah, a new member.

[08:29:26] Did he work for places?

[08:29:28] What?

[08:29:29] Stop, stop a little bit me, stop.

[08:29:31] Whatever you just said, do not repeat it, shut up.

[08:29:35] Stop.

[08:29:36] Methodman!

[08:29:37] No, no, you might catch this one here, wouldn't you?

[08:29:41] All right, I'm gonna go.

[08:29:42] Son of a cow, should we get in the stream?

[08:29:43] I'll probably get in the little, I don't know.

[08:29:47] All right, enjoy reacting.

[08:29:49] Bye chat, thanks for hanging out.

[08:29:51] See you tomorrow.

[08:29:52] Are you not, if you come out and hang out with people,

[08:29:54] you know?

[08:29:55] I don't know, I'm socially awkward.

[08:29:57] Jason, this morning, I'm gonna leak what you said.

[08:30:02] I'm gonna leak it.

[08:30:03] I didn't.

[08:30:04] You are not socially awkward.

[08:30:05] Jason literally texted me this morning and said,

[08:30:08] so no, where's everyone?

[08:30:09] I'm bored.

[08:30:10] Yeah, cause I'm fucking sitting on the couch alone.

[08:30:13] I came down to hang out with you.

[08:30:15] You're not socially awkward motherfucker, all right?

[08:30:18] Yeah, I don't wanna hear it.

[08:30:20] Who's she?

[08:30:21] All right.

[08:30:22] He's gonna sit there and watch it.

[08:30:23] He's gonna be there.

[08:30:24] All right, man.

[08:30:26] You can watch me.

[08:30:37] The cat ran away from me.

[08:30:39] Don't hang out loser.

[08:30:43] I mean, I could, or I could stream.

[08:30:51] I didn't go to my comedy.

[08:30:52] I kinda started my stream abruptly

[08:30:54] in the kitchen with Nick.

[08:31:11] Yo, can we talk about something?

[08:31:17] Is it strong?

[08:31:26] Is Arky and Tass a thing?

[08:31:29] What's going on, bro?

[08:31:35] They're hanging off all stream and shit.

[08:31:38] Like, the fuck is going on?

[08:31:45] Arky, I emoji.

[08:31:47] they're making tiktoks and shit nah arky nah arky y'all gotta go to India

[08:31:58] I'm just kidding I don't know what happened let me call her like bro I

[08:32:13] open up my Instagram feed let me show you open up my Instagram feed I don't

[08:32:19] I mean, I'm not even gonna watch this.

[08:32:21] This is the first thing I see.

[08:32:41] Jesus, then I got this.

[08:32:45] I got this next.

[08:32:47] Hahaha!

[08:32:49] Oh!

[08:33:01] Jeez.

[08:33:04] Hello, duel.

[08:33:06] Now honestly, Arke.

[08:33:09] Go get her, bro.

[08:33:11] Go get her, bro.

[08:33:13] Call Arke.

[08:33:28] Insert discord.

[08:33:29] What the fuck?

[08:33:35] Yo.

[08:33:36] Yo.

[08:33:39] I'm getting my hair taken out.

[08:33:40] I'm about to get it done tomorrow.

[08:33:40] Shit.

[08:33:41] Yeah, but I'm a call call Lacey after. Yeah, I'm gonna call you back. I'm gonna call you back

[08:33:55] Y'all hello Lacey hey was good, bro. I miss you. I miss you too, bro

[08:34:03] What are you doing? I'm just chilling. I'm gonna send this crib

[08:34:08] You're at sick. Is that where you're sleeping? Yeah

[08:34:11] Yeah.

[08:34:13] Suss.

[08:34:14] How was that suss?

[08:34:16] Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.

[08:34:18] How was your break, bro?

[08:34:20] How was your break?

[08:34:21] I had a good ass break, man.

[08:34:23] What did you do on break?

[08:34:25] The first day, I kid you not.

[08:34:28] I jerked.

[08:34:30] I released myself.

[08:34:35] How much?

[08:34:36] How many times?

[08:34:37] Wait, I was there the first day.

[08:34:38] Oh yeah, you were.

[08:34:40] So you did it while I was in the room?

[08:34:43] No, you were not in the room with me, what?

[08:34:46] No, I'm saying I was in the, I was right across from you.

[08:34:48] How many times?

[08:34:54] One.

[08:34:55] Was it like, I don't know, was it quick or was it like after a whole month of not releasing

[08:35:01] what was the release quick or was it like, what was it like?

[08:35:04] Oh my God, wait, did you use the baby lotion on the, on the, on the table?

[08:35:09] I don't use lotion.

[08:35:11] Oh, okay.

[08:35:12] Wait, what the fuck?

[08:35:18] Damn.

[08:35:19] Yo, I act bro, you got a headless skinny for real. Oh, I just want you to come back, please

[08:35:26] I'm back in literally two days

[08:35:28] You are yeah, I miss y'all. I miss you too. I was watching your stream earlier today

[08:35:36] You're cooking stream. Oh

[08:35:38] Yeah, I was watching I was watching the polar bear stream

[08:35:47] Yo

[08:35:49] Who is that?

[08:35:50] It's Ron showing me his asshole through my glass.

[08:35:54] You know Ron Moved?

[08:35:55] What?

[08:35:56] Ron Moved?

[08:35:57] It's Jason!

[08:35:58] Yo!

[08:35:59] Hi!

[08:36:00] Let's kill Ron.

[08:36:01] Hey!

[08:36:02] Hi!

[08:36:03] Yo!

[08:36:04] I miss y'all.

[08:36:06] Do you?

[08:36:08] Yes.

[08:36:09] So why aren't you here?

[08:36:14] Because I'm staying at C's house.

[08:36:15] No.

[08:36:16] You know what it is?

[08:36:18] All of a sudden, it's crazy.

[08:36:20] You pushed him in that clip to make the ETA go viral and he took all the credit and now

[08:36:26] he's missing.

[08:36:27] Yeah, he's just gone.

[08:36:29] Nah, Jason, did you see what's been happening over the break?

[08:36:32] What?

[08:36:33] What happened?

[08:36:34] Dude, I've been going viral.

[08:36:36] What?

[08:36:37] So I don't know if you saw, but in the sub-a-thon clip when you hit 100k subs,

[08:36:41] I was pushing you during the ETA song and Korean News has been posting it.

[08:36:46] They spent all over TikTok, E.T., like the band,

[08:36:49] the Kpop group that made E.T.A. routines,

[08:36:52] they even recreated my moment of me pushing you.

[08:36:57] Cut all the bullshit.

[08:36:59] Are you coming home?

[08:37:00] Bro, Lily's home in two days, bro.

[08:37:02] Two days, he said.

[08:37:03] I miss y'all.

[08:37:05] You know I moved into the house?

[08:37:07] What do you mean?

[08:37:08] What do you mean moved?

[08:37:09] I swapped the room.

[08:37:09] He's in my room now.

[08:37:11] Really?

[08:37:11] So we don't have to like go downstairs

[08:37:13] to get to his room.

[08:37:14] Damn.

[08:37:15] Which means I can leech even harder!

[08:37:17] Yeah, yeah, yeah

[08:37:20] Who's who's in the bottom there?

[08:37:22] That's just every macy's bedrooms in there. Oh shit. I can hear fine. I can't you can hear with that

[08:37:28] So wait, why did you treat it?

[08:37:31] What?

[08:37:34] What are you? I saw that?

[08:37:38] like

[08:37:40] Why did you bring like I

[08:37:42] Ah, this is what I get.

[08:37:43] He's just done, bro.

[08:37:44] Yeah, that's the word.

[08:37:45] He's done it.

[08:37:46] Huh?

[08:37:47] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[08:37:48] I only have, like, $5 million.

[08:37:51] So I probably have to come back eventually.

[08:37:52] In your bank?

[08:37:53] Yeah, it's fine.

[08:37:55] What's it?

[08:37:56] Jason's bought his parents' three cars.

[08:37:58] Is this all that?

[08:37:58] I did see that.

[08:37:59] Congratulations.

[08:38:00] Yo, what is onto it?

[08:38:02] What are you going to tell in the chat

[08:38:03] that it was a rental for the day for the video?

[08:38:06] No.

[08:38:08] I don't know shit, don't go to any of it.

[08:38:10] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[08:38:13] Um, all right, well, I miss you.

[08:38:17] I miss you too, yeah.

[08:38:19] You know, I hope.

[08:38:20] Are they done moving the stuff?

[08:38:22] They've been done.

[08:38:23] I'm just waiting for you to start moving your shit.

[08:38:25] I have to move my shit?

[08:38:26] You want me to move all your stuff?

[08:38:27] I'm sitting like, from work to room.

[08:38:31] What, just my clothes, right?

[08:38:33] Okay.

[08:38:34] What's the latest, what's the latest, where, what's your room?

[08:38:37] I'm gonna be streaming in here, but like I'm gonna be sleeping on Dallas in Ron shit. Oh, okay, so now you got

[08:38:45] Okay

[08:38:56] I did not get kicked out it's

[08:38:59] Now but Jason I was watching um, I was watching your stream yesterday um

[08:39:04] With that one girl um

[08:39:06] Maya yeah, yeah, and um you actually referred to me as I believe it was the fat osempic user. I

[08:39:15] Mean when you run when you describe Lacey, how would you describe?

[08:39:20] You're trying to tooth abnormally large

[08:39:24] Obese really wrong or gaseous

[08:39:26] Dior miss, okay. No, they see Lacey Lacey

[08:39:30] That should die should kill himself to fucking big to goddamn big. I fucking hate him

[08:39:37] He is so fucking ugly and disgusting slimy creature. You're fucking frog

[08:39:44] Now we thought I found this picture

[08:39:47] Fuck it's not fucking this one dude. I give up okay not but you know I needed something to describe you like how would you describe me?

[08:39:54] like if someone said who's Jason yeah like if someone said who's Jason and

[08:40:00] like they maybe they know who you look like but I would say either the Asian

[08:40:13] one or the ETA guy or the depth guy guy oh I read your Twitter comment said

[08:40:21] bring back Emily wait I like Emily

[08:40:34] no she's weird you were literally with her today oh not that Emily not that

[08:40:40] Oh, I thought you're talking about the one from today.

[08:40:49] No, I see.

[08:40:50] I got to go do work.

[08:40:53] Speaking of Emily, what happened with Anna?

[08:40:56] What does it have to do with Emily?

[08:40:58] How are we bouncing around then?

[08:41:02] Do you want this?

[08:41:06] Just can you at least, if you're going to do it, can you at least pull your shirt

[08:41:08] up so I can see the asshole?

[08:41:12] you um what do you mean what happened with her no oh my god what are you doing oh what's

[08:41:36] just happened hello can you hear me mm-hmm wait what were you asking about Anna oh yeah

[08:41:50] I was wondering like what happened you know one day you know it's going on Twitter and

[08:41:53] I just seem like an influx of just some shit.

[08:41:58] Some, some, some, some shit.

[08:42:02] Okay, like what?

[08:42:06] You know, you know what, bro?

[08:42:08] Okay, basically my community thought

[08:42:11] she went home to Pennsylvania.

[08:42:18] You smell that?

[08:42:19] What the fuck was that?

[08:42:31] We can't hear you, dude.

[08:42:32] We can't hear you, Max.

[08:42:45] I can hear you from the other room,

[08:42:46] but I can't hear you on the discords.

[08:42:49] No, not working.

[08:42:52] Jason, what you get back and smell is new.

[08:42:56] You cannot smell me from Texas, bitch-ass nigga.

[08:42:59] What the fuck is wrong with you?

[08:43:01] Smell like fucking milk adieu.

[08:43:03] Come on, here I go.

[08:43:05] Probably...

[08:43:09] How you been, Max?

[08:43:11] Miss you, bro.

[08:43:12] Why did I just join the call and you crunching on those?

[08:43:15] Because you smell like shit.

[08:43:17] Oh, Max, you smell like shit.

[08:43:20] Sorry chat. Sorry.

[08:43:23] How you been, bro?

[08:43:25] Hey, good bro. You know what I mean?

[08:43:27] Um, you made me Max.

[08:43:31] Yeah, bro. Yo, I saw that clip, buddy.

[08:43:33] I'm like, bro, this is what I be saying, bro.

[08:43:35] I always be making sort of boy from 16.

[08:43:38] And bro, now you now you're the ETA guy.

[08:43:41] Now you really put on that song, bro.

[08:43:44] And I appreciate you.

[08:43:45] What? Wait, what?

[08:43:47] Nah, that was all you, big bro.

[08:43:48] No, basically, um, are you talking about my clip that will fire?

[08:43:52] No, I don't know.

[08:43:54] What?

[08:43:55] What are you talking about?

[08:43:56] No, I had a clip that's been going viral over like when we were all taking a break

[08:44:00] of me pushing Jason.

[08:44:02] New jeans actually recreated.

[08:44:04] They've been saying I need to do a collab with them.

[08:44:06] Really?

[08:44:07] Yeah, for real.

[08:44:09] Yeah.

[08:44:10] I heard we're going on a trip though, Jason.

[08:44:12] What trip to where?

[08:44:13] We're going to Korea.

[08:44:15] Wait, can you name one member on Nugis?

[08:44:19] Yeah, honey.

[08:44:22] Okay, name one up, name one more, one more.

[08:44:25] Ha ha ha!

[08:44:27] Right, so let me get this straight,

[08:44:28] let me get this straight.

[08:44:29] Merla, Merla.

[08:44:30] Huh?

[08:44:31] Merla.

[08:44:33] Eugene.

[08:44:37] Horan.

[08:44:38] See, yo, yo, yo.

[08:44:39] I heard about honey, Eugene.

[08:44:40] You what?

[08:44:41] Really, really!

[08:44:42] I'm not a Eugene aside, that's it.

[08:44:44] Yo, I didn't even realize what I just said.

[08:44:46] I saw a clip on Twitter of a fly dead ass flying around your head.

[08:45:14] that's crazy you really became the man of station over the fucking break I'm a

[08:45:20] good ass melon in fact Jason I can't wait for you to come back I actually

[08:45:23] started Colombo this is my first draft of five star fragrances oh I'm not

[08:45:28] one of a piece of that don't want a piece of that you gotta put it on for a

[08:45:32] night Jason Lacey did you not smell it does that shit not smell good

[08:45:37] like fucking first for like a first copy rough draft it felt it's well fine

[08:45:42] Fuck is you side eye in the camera for I saw that they spray sprayed on yourself. Yeah. No, I'm a pass bro

[08:45:49] I'm a pass why because I'm running low, bro, and I need all this shit for the uh tomorrow

[08:45:54] I'm doing samples tomorrow

[08:45:55] Dummy you're doing so I guess yeah, I'm gonna pop some stuff

[08:45:59] I'm doing a pop some stuff. So I don't want to give all my shit away

[08:46:02] You know, yo, Betty man is had a complaining about an ad how about you get your broke ass to go into the couch

[08:46:06] Cushing to get $5 a sub fuck you

[08:46:09] Sorry, I'm done one school. Do I?

[08:46:11] like they got for the subs.

[08:46:14] Now, I think it's thanks for the checks.

[08:46:17] Yeah, bro. So hi, hi, I'm Texas and I saw you playing with animals and shit.

[08:46:21] No, be honest, bro.

[08:46:23] Will you leave us for the paulgers?

[08:46:24] They just keep it a fuck, bro.

[08:46:26] Don't lie. Don't lie.

[08:46:28] Be honest, bro.

[08:46:30] What would you leave us for?

[08:46:32] He doesn't want to answer the question.

[08:46:33] Fuck no. Fuck no.

[08:46:35] It's crazy.

[08:46:37] I actually had a dream last night.

[08:46:39] I love me. I love the Poggers, but I miss y'all better than us.

[08:46:45] I had a dream last night that Jason like I don't know why I had this dream,

[08:46:49] but it was at Jason left phase because he wanted to do his own thing with the

[08:46:53] Poggers community. And then the whole thing apart. I'm out of the trolling.

[08:46:56] I had a dream. I would know. Speaking of dreams last night.

[08:46:58] I had a dream. I fucked Victoria, bro. What?

[08:47:02] Yo, I'm dead ass. I told something about already too.

[08:47:05] It's not some shit happen over to break with Victorian silky to

[08:47:12] Silky tweeted some shit about oh

[08:47:14] Like you can't you'll pick it girls be picking and choose it and be a housewife or or a poor star and it's big

[08:47:23] Yes, all that I question

[08:47:25] Wait, oh, she replied to it. Yes. I do it

[08:47:30] and

[08:47:31] Then I swear someone quote tweeted Victoria's tweet and was like talking shit, right? Yeah

[08:47:39] Check calm in a lot of what I tell y'all we are the method we are the method we gotta have a serious talk

[08:47:44] Who is we I haven't been a method since

[08:47:51] Method in the longest time I'm retired the method lifestyle

[08:47:55] Girl released her album

[08:48:01] Okay, I've been the method crazy. Yeah, well, I went and ate it. I'm not oh my god

[08:48:07] Bro, I ain't been an A to A to have an SFW and a mint, but you know

[08:48:12] Nigga get curious, right? So I was there. No, I was no goonie though. I was just there

[08:48:17] I don't want to say why I was there.

[08:48:18] SFW for no reason. Okay. No, of course I was there for a reason. I was I

[08:48:25] Was looking for some specific bias. Oh, I did the same shit. Oh god

[08:48:30] idea because I wanted to see if this girl was getting fucked now I know that

[08:48:35] sounds crazy oh I got to understand bro the majority of the girls we come

[08:48:39] across it's like damn bro wait wait wait fans wait no it was no it was a girl

[08:48:56] that hasn't been on stream

[08:49:01] Nigga because she came on stream and she do only fans, but let me finish my story

[08:49:05] This was a girl. I was awesome. Yeah, they have to find get you my Nick. Thank you. Juggins. Um

[08:49:11] So I was in there. I'm like I

[08:49:13] Was like sideways

[08:49:15] Let me see if she has leaks because if she has leaks, I'm wonky cool like if she getting fucked

[08:49:20] Wow, hold on. Wow in there. I let my mind wander and I search a different name and I literally see

[08:49:29] blank leaps in parentheses

[08:49:33] Girl from Max's string. Oh

[08:49:35] You tell me that's like so it's like that

[08:49:41] Tell me messing with the off girls

[08:49:43] I don't I don't either

[08:49:48] This is fucked up. It's a cold world, bro. It's a cold world. Who was it?

[08:49:54] I mean like I could probably guess though to be honest wait, but it was a great you haven't had a

[08:50:00] No, I went in there originally looking for a girl that hasn't been on stream because I'm trying to like I'm not the lumber

[08:50:05] I'm trying to mess with like less people that get fucked on the internet

[08:50:09] So I was trying to see if she

[08:50:13] And I thought you know

[08:50:23] I thought your type of public interviewers. What's up, nigga?

[08:50:29] Okay, I mean, what was you doing over the break Jason? I was I bought my family three cars

[08:50:37] Would you would you do what your fucking stuff without money up spending over all fucking 900 counts on bullshit, huh? Oh

[08:50:44] Oh

[08:50:46] Dude, yellow dude haven't even been spending money bro. I'm not gonna lie cuz I am deep in the dumps so wait wait wait wait wait

[08:50:53] What is public interview?

[08:50:58] My ex was public you about caught again. No

[08:51:03] No, she does public interviews on tiktok

[08:51:07] So he tried to he tried to be funny. Yeah, you're a fucking comedian, bro. You're hilarious

[08:51:18] That's not hey, hey, at least she's not a Nashville

[08:51:25] Hey, so why did you say Anna dying she got hit by a truck?

[08:51:32] That's such a bad thing to say

[08:51:34] It was a troll what happened. I really am not nothing nothing nothing happy

[08:51:39] She literally she the day I left to go home. She left and she went to Nashville and she hasn't returned

[08:51:45] You know, yeah, she's been taking mass selfies with hella, hella, hella white boys with fake tears that play beats volleyball

[08:51:53] Ode she been going crazy. I've seen a snapchat. You're shit gang. You're shit gang

[08:51:57] You're doing a shit. Okay, and the guy the guy that you're talking about literally has videos of him shoving fucking fake dicks up his ass. So

[08:52:09] He's gay

[08:52:11] Yeah, that's what you want, bro.

[08:52:14] I'm telling you, bro, ain't no nigga fully gay.

[08:52:16] There's no way no nigga has ever, bro, even if I'm taking, even if I was a gay nigga,

[08:52:23] and I'm taking dick all the time, I bet you're gonna want some vagina, bro.

[08:52:26] You tell me real shit, I'm getting all the shit.

[08:52:28] Oh, am I listening to?

[08:52:29] Bro, that's like saying just because I'm straight and I like pussy doesn't mean

[08:52:34] I don't want to take dick every once in a while.

[08:52:36] That's not how that works.

[08:52:37] You know that's not how that works.

[08:52:41] Oh

[08:52:45] No, bro, I see you're right though, you're right

[08:52:49] Lacey does have gays

[08:52:52] Yes, you do

[08:52:54] Okay, I'm just cuddle you you are especially I know especially with me for some reason. I know I

[08:53:01] Know why

[08:53:03] I

[08:53:08] For some reason I like was thinking about it last night in bed. I was like I want to hug Jason right now

[08:53:14] That's my cue, but I'm not it's not a game run. No, it's not

[08:53:25] Niggas cuz he think you think you saw a couple shots of the cos amigos it's over

[08:53:33] I'll tell you how this goes, one, Jason, why don't you come back?

[08:53:40] They're 11th, I'm back.

[08:53:42] Okay, so look, right?

[08:53:43] Oh, we all have our IDMX.

[08:53:46] I know that's what I was about to say.

[08:53:47] Wait, you're back today at the 11th?

[08:53:49] Or then like?

[08:53:50] Flying in the morning.

[08:53:51] Oh, wait, what are you doing tomorrow?

[08:53:53] Uh, some shit was in there.

[08:53:56] Oh, tomorrow, kaisen at meal.

[08:53:59] You all gotta do it too.

[08:54:00] Oh yeah, now I'm at 4th, I already got your shit pre-ordered.

[08:54:03] Say oh god. Oh, me and I already have a me and I already got a whole segment plan. Don't worry. Oh

[08:54:08] Could I leave now? Wait tomorrow is Kai Kai's the nap meal day. Is that dick running the chicken Big Mac, bro?

[08:54:16] That's she's my hey

[08:54:18] You also look right what we want to do is

[08:54:22] we want to um, you know, I got this new elevator booth thing now and um

[08:54:27] basically me

[08:54:29] Lacey and Ron are all in it, but we need our fourth boy band member

[08:54:33] Silk he's too good for us and I doubt we'll probably do it. We should probably get a doubt

[08:54:38] Fucking hibernation

[08:54:39] Yeah, but I'm telling you bro. So basically our new house

[08:54:43] Y'all our new house white the niggas just stay upstairs all day

[08:54:48] Multiverses be watching what's that shit kaisen kaisen juice juice you kaisen he watched that all day

[08:54:55] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[08:55:00] Does he come to does he come to

[08:55:03] y'all's? No, he hasn't been

[08:55:05] here yet. When I tell you, I

[08:55:07] know, I know Max. I know your

[08:55:09] Max. I tried it. It was so

[08:55:11] good. Yo, stream idea.

[08:55:15] He's trippy, bro. Stream idea.

[08:55:18] Stream idea. Lensley Prime.

[08:55:22] No, you did it!

[08:55:25] I beat you to it.

[08:55:25] Fuck!

[08:55:26] I beat you to it.

[08:55:28] Already posted on the TikTok, I beat you to it.

[08:55:31] Oh my god, bro.

[08:55:35] There been mad niggas going on talk to it.

[08:55:37] That's your brand through Jason.

[08:55:38] I think you need to go on 949.

[08:55:40] That'd be a better option.

[08:55:41] No, you ain't.

[08:55:42] For sure.

[08:55:43] I saw that clip where you cooked them, bro.

[08:55:45] You feel me?

[08:55:46] That's some, you were niggas now, bro.

[08:55:48] I can't say it.

[08:55:49] I'm gonna be honest, bro.

[08:55:50] I got a strike on TikTok.

[08:55:52] I commented some really hateful shit on one of their tiktok videos and I'm gonna strike I guess I was like

[08:55:58] I was like I said shut the fuck up

[08:56:02] You keep your weak ass opinion to your weak ass podcast drink bleach or some

[08:56:06] Oh, and then I got the comic on I got a straight. Yeah. I don't know. I was

[08:56:13] I got upset because they were he was living he made like oh god

[08:56:16] They're like farming bro. I know it's so annoying. It is fucked up. It is fucked up. Yeah

[08:56:23] Jealous of a pass it don't matter

[08:56:26] They're jealous of their jealous of our clip the one where I was pushing side to side. What's your ETA get ready Jason ready ready?

[08:56:34] Hey, what we're talking about again my fault, sorry

[08:56:52] Discord lag why someone talking yeah, you're here you hear me. Yeah, I can hear you my fault

[08:56:57] I think it's bugging or something. Um, yeah. Anyways, as I was saying, I think we make a rock song

[08:57:02] I'll rock like and like the one we did in the past. Yeah, I want to kill myself

[08:57:07] I'm down one full song

[08:57:10] I'm down and then we get dressed up. We like we really like some rock stars and we perform it

[08:57:15] On we go one dollar one thing we never did

[08:57:19] For the stubborn

[08:57:21] Yeah, we didn't go to an open mic

[08:57:24] I think we got to do that. we can't play that and sink.

[08:57:28] carry on. No, a comedy club. Comedy club. We go up and tell jokes. Hi, sir. Oh, yeah.

[08:57:34] Hi, sir. We could do that. But yeah, we could go Hollywood Boulevard and perform or something.

[08:57:41] Oh, wait. No, this is perfect. Wait, so you're so you're you're going to be back in. You're

[08:57:46] going to be back Friday. Yeah. So you'll be here for game night because we're trying to do

[08:57:52] We're gonna do game nights, right?

[08:57:53] I'm there.

[08:57:53] Yeah.

[08:57:54] I bet that's dope.

[08:57:55] Let's do it.

[08:57:56] Yeah, we're doing game nights, right?

[08:57:57] Every Friday, right?

[08:57:59] I don't wanna leak.

[08:58:00] What?

[08:58:01] No, for Jason.

[08:58:02] Jason, does your shot know what you're doing

[08:58:05] at the house or no?

[08:58:08] Oh.

[08:58:09] No, okay.

[08:58:11] Y'all thank y'all for the subs.

[08:58:12] But, yeah, bro, now be fired.

[08:58:15] And then I'm leaving this weekend,

[08:58:17] but I'll be back.

[08:58:17] Where are you going?

[08:58:19] To Texas, bro.

[08:58:20] I heard the song of Summers.

[08:58:22] Wait, Max, is it true?

[08:58:23] Is it true?

[08:58:24] I don't know.

[08:58:25] I could say this on stream.

[08:58:26] Actually, I think Ron said it earlier.

[08:58:27] Actually, no, we didn't.

[08:58:29] I don't want to spoil stream if it's.

[08:58:33] Just say the letter.

[08:58:34] J.

[08:58:37] Yeah, well, you already said it.

[08:58:38] J?

[08:58:38] Yo, Judging, thanks for the five gifted, bro.

[08:58:41] J is the next letter, A.

[08:58:43] Yeah.

[08:58:44] J's?

[08:58:44] You already said it.

[08:58:45] Yeah, that's Sunday.

[08:58:46] That's Sunday.

[08:58:47] He's coming here?

[08:58:48] No, get off his dick.

[08:58:49] Now Sunday dawn going there to Texas. You can't leave you can't leave the state. I ain't got ankle liners both ankle

[08:58:56] I wanted to meet him

[08:58:59] sit

[08:59:03] You know from you you would be more than definitely not welcome. What'd you say Jason? No, yeah, I was gonna ask

[08:59:11] You the bro, no

[08:59:15] It's cool. You're not about as much my big collapse you either

[08:59:19] I'm having talked to a girl on stream. I'm not gonna lie that she would actually

[08:59:27] hit like no bullshit. She doesn't do streams bro. I heard she said I didn't

[08:59:37] say on stream she said no to him or am I tripping? I think Aiden tried to get

[08:59:42] her on stream. I swear he said. Is she bad? I never see her. Is she bad?

[08:59:46] She's like I've never seen what it would the Texan accent. Oh, she from your state. Is she fat?

[08:59:53] No

[08:59:54] She's lacy's type

[08:59:57] Like she have your A to the A didn't in stream. Uh, he's live right now. Oh

[09:00:02] Damn, I have him on my second monitor here. Yo, that's got kick-nodes on you something else game

[09:00:08] No, I don't I have A didn't know these on yo

[09:00:12] You gotta stop with that shit, bro. I'm so serious. No, that's what

[09:00:16] Two hands. How is that two hands? You're streaming and you're watching Aiden at the same time. Yeah

[09:00:25] Is that bad?

[09:00:29] Damn, just did some cleanup. All right, so what's that going for the rest of the night? You got content playing?

[09:00:36] Well, you've been stringing along but I'm asking way

[09:00:40] Yeah, I got an instant. I think actually

[09:00:42] Oh

[09:00:48] What's that NSFW max was talking about on stream earlier

[09:00:57] Yo, Lacey, I'm 15. What was that NSFW max was talking about on stream?

[09:01:07] Yo, he wasn't talking about anything bro

[09:01:09] Someone said he's gonna end and go on a helicopter ride. Okay. What the fuck?

[09:01:18] So you was about to end

[09:01:20] I've already been live for seven hours. Not you nigga. I

[09:01:24] Was gonna probably and soon. Yeah, maybe go through my Twitter call me

[09:01:30] Lacey you've been live for four hours

[09:01:32] You're not for seven. No for I've streamed one hour after you my shoot lately punchy ho my stream crashed

[09:01:40] I'm forcy guys. I'm forcing lazy to stay on he gotta stay

[09:01:45] How long you have a stream before after after so long I

[09:01:49] Started streaming like I think one or two days before you he's not a string. He means he needs hours

[09:01:54] He needs hours. I think yeah, you like oh, I've been streaming in like six five

[09:01:59] I came for five. I always end up going longer, but

[09:02:02] Like I stream eight and five and six I think I'm gonna start aiming for four. What about you Jason?

[09:02:11] Yeah, I've been started early as fuck cuz that was awesome everyone over shit. So yeah, they all they all yep. I'm knowing

[09:02:18] I'm knowing I've been doing yo, yo this guy in my chat said can I get some advice from the boys?

[09:02:24] I got a new girlfriend. She has the same name as my sister when we fuck

[09:02:27] She wants me to say her name only thing is when I do it it reminds me of my girl

[09:02:32] It will play but what?

[09:02:34] What am I listening to?

[09:02:39] So when you fuck your sister, it reminds you of your girlfriend?

[09:02:43] What's wrong with her?

[09:02:47] I don't know if I was reading it.

[09:02:49] You get ten dollars for that.

[09:02:51] Is that your average Lacey thug?

[09:02:53] Like what's going on with her?

[09:02:55] Can we stop this narrative of like...

[09:02:57] I have a genius idea!

[09:02:59] Cowboys!

[09:03:01] Cowboys!

[09:03:03] Hey man, Lacey is going through the door.

[09:03:05] We gotta actually do something where we can have our comms like compete like it's on some

[09:03:15] Olympic ship.

[09:03:16] I hate to break it you but we could we could try that but I guarantee somehow someone from

[09:03:21] your comms docs will end up in my community bro.

[09:03:23] I can't bro.

[09:03:24] Let's let the war break loose then we gotta stop fighting was meant to happen bro.

[09:03:32] I'm not gonna lie bro, we have a civil war brewing.

[09:03:34] I'm with this!

[09:03:36] Yeah, it's gonna happen.

[09:03:37] I'm bad at not minding it, I don't go fuck.

[09:03:39] I look, we have a civil war brewing,

[09:03:42] it's been brewing Lacey.

[09:03:43] We might as well let this bitch have it.

[09:03:45] Bro, we've had NMS first,

[09:03:47] Lacey Stuggs part one, two, three and four

[09:03:49] over the break.

[09:03:50] Yeah.

[09:03:51] Over what though?

[09:03:51] Can I hear like the explanations?

[09:03:53] Nothing, there's just bored.

[09:03:54] Me and Jason are literally texting each other

[09:03:56] while it's going on.

[09:03:57] Like bro, over absolutely nothing.

[09:04:00] What if you wanna know what it is?

[09:04:01] One person in the calm rage baits the other calm and then it just starts for no reason

[09:04:05] I know it's one person and then one reply and then it's it's just a fucking I go live though

[09:04:11] I got I got rage rated by your calm they fucking polar bear

[09:04:22] When all this

[09:04:24] ETA shit was happening with case it banks typed in the group chat. Yo, everybody go reply to this

[09:04:29] He helped Jason out. I was like, okay, cool. Of course. I'll help Jason out

[09:04:33] So I go and I make a reply to the tweet and then I look at Jason's calm and I see four tweets

[09:04:38] Trying to involve himself polar bear and then I get DMs saying

[09:04:43] That was not for me. I was one of fucking K-pop stands, bro

[09:04:47] Oh, it was my mom dude. He had in his bio like NMS or some shit, bro

[09:04:52] He was like he was like why you trying to leech off Jason

[09:04:56] Jason's come up with some some like crazy shit tell me to kill myself because I'm

[09:05:05] getting caught every slur to God damn

[09:05:07] not my people those are your people no I'm not gonna lie I'm gonna keep it a

[09:05:12] buck bro y'all definitely got the most like y'all got the most tension even when

[09:05:19] this shit was happening five-star SLG our coms didn't dislike each other y'all

[09:05:23] I don't know what it's one I've seen something like I've seen some of the Lacey

[09:05:30] Tom's things. Oh my y'all someone in Lacey Tom was like, no, this Jason nigga washable bro. I hate this

[09:05:36] shit bro. You're calm down one guy yesterday. You wrote one person type that in my calm and then it

[09:05:43] literally have a fucking race. No, but I have like 10 code tweets in your calm saying, oh,

[09:05:49] Oh, Lacey's comms this, Lacey's combat.

[09:05:52] It was one dude, bro, and I've never even seen that type before.

[09:05:56] That's it, I had a hundred likes, though.

[09:05:58] I know, but I've never even seen that type before.

[09:06:00] I don't even know who that guy is.

[09:06:01] He was just rage-baiting.

[09:06:02] That was a thug, bro.

[09:06:03] Bro, the thing that I realized is, like, let's, like,

[09:06:06] even if there's 20 people arguing back and forth

[09:06:08] in the comms, that's, like, 0.5% of the people that watch us.

[09:06:12] Yeah, except that fucking Ziggy kid with an X.

[09:06:15] Ziggy K, fuck that motherfucker.

[09:06:17] Oh, yeah.

[09:06:19] Yeah.

[09:06:21] Yeah.

[09:06:23] I said, fuck that motherfucker.

[09:06:25] Why not?

[09:06:27] Why not?

[09:06:29] He's the mother of your phone.

[09:06:31] He wouldn't say we're serious.

[09:06:33] How did you get out of here?

[09:06:35] Granny Rio.

[09:06:37] Yeah.

[09:06:39] I was forced to remember God.

[09:06:41] Yes, good bro.

[09:06:43] Your mom should not be saying that, bro.

[09:06:45] Gigi's Gigi's location gonna be in common. They say I'm not gonna

[09:06:50] That's one of your top miles round. No, it's not. Oh, I literally removed his mod. So you're not you're not defending the thoughts

[09:06:59] I'm not defending those actions of what he did that was fucked up

[09:07:03] But I do in in in his defense

[09:07:07] He responded to getting called a white school threat with what he said so like it was kind of you know, I'm saying um

[09:07:13] Um, it was a it was a it was self-defense, but it was uncalled for and very fucked up

[09:07:19] Listen, you don't see my mods. You don't see my mods saying crazy shit to y'all. All right

[09:07:24] It's the it's the community members, right? Well, it's not the mods exactly exactly

[09:07:28] But another thing is when that whole thing happened. I see I see people in your comments saying oh

[09:07:33] Lacey fostering this type of community Lacey's a whole this for someone said this reflects all Lacey as a person motherfucker

[09:07:40] Your mother's a branch of you. Yes, and that's why he got it removed

[09:07:47] No, how about the second time the second time

[09:07:51] We didn't message the worst-faced calm they eat dogs. You can't tell if they are awake or asleep

[09:07:58] They are parasocials to the max. I

[09:08:02] Guess I guess I have the only pair of social call

[09:08:07] I mean, no

[09:08:09] I'm gonna be honest, I think the three of us

[09:08:11] are the only niggas with parasocial comms.

[09:08:14] Lacey, your comment's not parasocial, fuck Otter.

[09:08:16] That's cap.

[09:08:17] But that's the reason why y'all niggas always be at war though.

[09:08:21] You feel me?

[09:08:22] Like real shit though.

[09:08:23] I don't know why.

[09:08:24] I feel like y'all either gotta get that peace treaty

[09:08:26] or something like that.

[09:08:27] I'm telling you, our comms do not actually dislike each other.

[09:08:30] They literally just fucking do it

[09:08:31] because they're bored when we're not live.

[09:08:33] They just get fucking bored.

[09:08:35] That's what I'm talking about.

[09:08:36] The SLT is parasocial too, yeah, right?

[09:08:39] I think it's just one kind of that's not

[09:08:41] because one keep a lot of shit off the internet.

[09:08:43] Oh, yeah.

[09:08:46] Everything I do is on the internet, so.

[09:08:49] I mean, Lacey, this is so, Lacey, this is it.

[09:08:53] What?

[09:08:53] Lacey, Lacey, this is it.

[09:08:56] No, he's not my mod anymore.

[09:08:57] I removed his mod.

[09:08:59] So, Max, tell me how I tripped it, bro.

[09:09:02] This is it.

[09:09:03] Oh, fuck.

[09:09:04] Do you guys see it or no?

[09:09:05] No, that's me.

[09:09:05] I see Discord.

[09:09:06] Well.

[09:09:07] Look, you guys see it now?

[09:09:09] Yeah, there it is.

[09:09:12] There it is.

[09:09:13] Yeah.

[09:09:13] So when this happened, okay, I'm going to give you a rundown.

[09:09:15] Okay.

[09:09:16] Um, I told I DM them.

[09:09:18] I was like, yo, you can't be doing that.

[09:09:20] Like that's that Jason's my brother, you know, NMS is cool.

[09:09:23] We fuck with NMS.

[09:09:24] There's no reason for this.

[09:09:24] He said they called me a white school shooter.

[09:09:27] So they, they as in a random guy, he got one guy, but a mod is

[09:09:33] supposed to represent.

[09:09:33] I know, I know.

[09:09:35] And that's what I told him.

[09:09:36] I said, yo, I got to remove your mod.

[09:09:38] How old is he?

[09:09:39] Uh, I don't know, like 16 or something.

[09:09:43] And then, and then a few days later, he, I DMed him, I was like, yo, we can't be doing this shit.

[09:09:49] I'm going to give you another chance at Mod, but you got to cut it.

[09:09:52] You can't be saying shit like that.

[09:09:53] I was out of pocket.

[09:09:54] I was fucked up, even if you're trolling.

[09:09:55] And he was like, okay, I won't.

[09:09:57] So I give him his Mod back and then I get a pin in the community the next day of Darla's phone number.

[09:10:02] Um, so then I had to remove his Mod again.

[09:10:05] Yeah, it sounds like something's broken, fellas.

[09:10:13] It's only one way to finish this.

[09:10:16] You fly sticky out with an ace, and I fly fucking two off

[09:10:23] fly out of what we were, a city.

[09:10:25] I fly Genji out, and we have the box.

[09:10:29] How old is Ziggy?

[09:10:31] I have no idea.

[09:10:32] I think he's like, I think he's like, maybe 17, 18, 16.

[09:10:38] Hmm.

[09:10:38] Damn, who y'all got one in that fight?

[09:10:41] We should get, oh, what's this?

[09:10:42] We should get, what's this?

[09:10:43] We're having a mess.

[09:10:45] Don't say who I think you about to say.

[09:10:47] We should get Joel.

[09:10:48] See, you gotta get him tight.

[09:10:51] If I get him tight, Joel, not fighting on battle, nigga.

[09:10:54] I'ma call them my Ethiopian niggas.

[09:10:55] I've really gotten Ethiopian niggas

[09:10:56] throwing hands in the corner, nigga.

[09:10:58] I got mad diversity.

[09:11:00] Who got the most diverse comment?

[09:11:04] Probably you or Jason.

[09:11:07] I don't know, maybe Jason,

[09:11:08] I do see a lot of N words in his comment.

[09:11:11] No, Niggas do be saying Niggas don't.

[09:11:13] I have pretty diverse community.

[09:11:19] I didn't mean it like that.

[09:11:20] I mean, like I see the N word typed a lot in the comment.

[09:11:23] Not a lot bro, no bullshit Lacey.

[09:11:25] I felt like every nigga in your comment would be exact same.

[09:11:27] Now look, you can say the same shit about me.

[09:11:30] And I know it was brewing but I'm being dead-ass though. I'm not even sure I got a

[09:11:35] archetype in my head. Like you know what I'm saying? Okay, this is no offense. Look.

[09:11:39] Okay, are you talking about the people that watch me or my Twitter com? Twitter com.

[09:11:43] Now look. Okay. Describe a lot of average Lacey Thug. Now look Lacey, I love you. I actually love all your chats. I love coming on your chat.

[09:11:51] But look though, in my head when I hear Lacey Thug. We got a lot of N words typed in

[09:11:57] and Arkham too, they just aren't black.

[09:12:00] Yo, that's not true.

[09:12:03] That's not true.

[09:12:03] Well, Lacey Chad is hilarious, bro.

[09:12:05] It's the call.

[09:12:07] Nah, Jason, don't start talking now.

[09:12:10] They don't get your information.

[09:12:12] You're getting pieces tonight, gang.

[09:12:14] Oh, am I hooked?

[09:12:17] You might be hooked, bro.

[09:12:18] You and Senna gonna have a whole goddamn mug bang.

[09:12:20] Don't worry.

[09:12:21] Stay on stream.

[09:12:22] Now look, if I had to be honest,

[09:12:24] can I hear Lacey Thug?

[09:12:25] I imagine bad, not a bad kid.

[09:12:29] Back of the class, jazz sport.

[09:12:31] You feel me?

[09:12:32] No pencils in the bag, though.

[09:12:34] You feel me?

[09:12:35] Loose papers, eat lunchables at lunch.

[09:12:37] You feel me?

[09:12:38] That's the type of vibe I be getting.

[09:12:39] I'm just, you know what I'm saying.

[09:12:40] Lacey, what is the average five star?

[09:12:44] Average five star, I'm not gonna lie.

[09:12:45] I actually fuck with five star.

[09:12:47] They are very, your comms actually nice to me.

[09:12:49] But I do think that your comm,

[09:12:52] I would say the average five star member

[09:12:53] probably like it's probably like I'd say like 17 to 22 year-old African American

[09:13:03] male that listens to like hip-hop that's not that discreetly that's very big yeah

[09:13:11] I don't know about my car so I mean we got k-pop we got fried rice I'm gonna

[09:13:17] be honest your Twitter calm has turned into a k-pop calm yes yes

[09:13:23] I

[09:13:29] Haven't seen Ashley in there Ashley is 13 game relax every time Ashley types in my car, but she gets like

[09:13:36] What?

[09:13:39] Crazy man of lights

[09:13:41] Yes, she's not your shipper. So may I know I always see it. Yo, bro

[09:13:46] I had to be with her boat her shit keep popping up on my for pops up

[09:13:50] Shit

[09:13:52] Some random bullshit, I'm like

[09:13:54] You know why though is cuz one time she tweeted this when the ETA you feel me there

[09:14:00] Like when ETA was really had that surge you feel me like like the first couple days like after the summer time and she said

[09:14:07] Oh some about attractive member phase clan for me. Oh

[09:14:12] She said she did say

[09:14:15] Now look, I don't know

[09:14:20] I just want to clarify I did not I did not mean it in a bad way that Jason's calm is it is a cape pop

[09:14:26] And I love K-pop. I love the music, you know great music great people great community. I love everybody

[09:14:31] Yeah, bro, you know Lacey don't get it twisted, bro

[09:14:34] Even though you got some niggas who docks this nigga got all of Korea on his side now

[09:14:39] So yo as Mike, I'm not gonna lie bro. They don't get you. Why what do you mean? He max?

[09:14:45] I think you're getting this twist

[09:14:47] You understand there you go

[09:14:49] Korea is on my side too

[09:14:52] Did you not me and Jason when viral for a video they fuck with us

[09:14:57] Yo gang they'll get you out of here just like Dale sent pieces to Jason house

[09:15:01] And I think they might do some worship to you because

[09:15:05] Yo, look, I don't know

[09:15:07] I know I'd be stretching the line, but I wouldn't I wouldn't say a joke. Yeah, no, no, no, actually don't ask

[09:15:13] They cuz yeah, no, I'm gonna say a joke

[09:15:15] Yeah, nah, I'm not trying to mess with it.

[09:15:17] Connect with me, bro.

[09:15:18] My shit, my fault, my fault.

[09:15:20] Regardless though, hey, boy, I would just be wary, bro,

[09:15:23] because every nigga got weapons now, bro.

[09:15:25] So it's like Lacy, just like how niggas

[09:15:27] could go get Jason.

[09:15:28] Jason niggas could go get Lacy, bro, you know?

[09:15:30] I feel like niggas getting stronger, bro.

[09:15:32] It's like niggas power level's going up.

[09:15:34] Well, see, meanwhile, I'm just digging

[09:15:36] and stanching and shit.

[09:15:37] Nah, yeah, your aura is immensey,

[09:15:39] but the aura is just a green fucking bitch.

[09:15:42] You are a fucking bitch.

[09:15:43] Green stage for us. We're not a team. We're not

[09:15:48] No, why don't you read that you want to be a bro you want so kind of be a lawyer? No, I don't yes

[09:15:53] You know, because why I had to remove someone's mod because it was turning into that. Why what okay?

[09:15:59] Why would you read that comment then cuz I pulled up on stream?

[09:16:03] Someone like to link the calm you just said stop. No, we're not a loyal junior stop

[09:16:09] They say you are real from Temu

[09:16:11] I

[09:16:15] Doing any shit where they where it can offend anybody

[09:16:20] Okay, not offend where it can

[09:16:23] Dogs, I do not want that. I made that very clear no matter who it is no matter what it is, bro. I

[09:16:39] don't

[09:16:42] I mean we believe you brought you to brawl, so you want a lot of us

[09:16:47] You want a lot of us, right?

[09:16:49] No, why would I want my communities to be known for that, bro?

[09:16:54] I don't want that.

[09:16:55] All right, fine.

[09:16:56] Don't we do it that well?

[09:16:58] I do think we should do that kind of worship.

[09:17:00] I just don't know how we would do it.

[09:17:01] Like, what would niggas competing?

[09:17:03] You know, it would be cool.

[09:17:05] Yo, real life, I feel like we should keep it in on that low key.

[09:17:11] Yeah.

[09:17:12] I mean, I mean, what, what will we do?

[09:17:17] match. Should I fly Gigi out for a boxing match?

[09:17:20] There'll be. Now I'll fly Keener out for a boxing match for a skin G. He just called

[09:17:24] him out in my column.

[09:17:26] I was Keener.

[09:17:27] I think it's going wild right now.

[09:17:29] Yo, mods post the video.

[09:17:31] Yo, what is this?

[09:17:34] What?

[09:17:35] Wait, they doxed Anna?

[09:17:37] What?

[09:17:38] No, they didn't. I mean, I don't know what to talk about, bro.

[09:17:43] Damn, bro.

[09:17:44] Nah, I'm seeing a script, yo.

[09:17:46] Yeah, it was weird.

[09:17:50] Look, no, I'll say this.

[09:17:51] They were like tracking her flights and she was so weird.

[09:17:53] I think we should do like, I think we should do like a triathlon type.

[09:17:57] No tracking flights.

[09:17:58] It's nuts.

[09:17:59] How was that possible?

[09:18:00] Lazy bro.

[09:18:00] I don't know.

[09:18:01] They found what flight she was on and then the every person she was with,

[09:18:05] they followed their Snapchat stories and like somehow found out where she was

[09:18:09] at based off her stories.

[09:18:10] And it was like, I was literally at home with my family, taking them out

[09:18:13] to dinner or hanging out in my family and I have to deal with the shit.

[09:18:16] this Jason this guy wants to actually fight Genji. How old is he? He's like, yes, we need to take 18 or something. I don't know. 19 maybe? I think he's 19. I just sent you the link actually. We know what you think.

[09:18:31] I look this what I think right I think I think we just do a series of things for example niggas could do one

[09:18:38] Well what I did a minute ago. I did some shit with me

[09:18:42] Rod and tie like a minute ago. We did like this like

[09:18:50] Chat what was that shit, bro I

[09:18:54] Like

[09:18:56] I did some shit a minute ago. It's like some it's like an eat it but it was like our comms now

[09:19:05] They're saying oh wait, what is that being someone just reminded me in the chat. It's like the reddit shit

[09:19:10] What you don't talk about us like two years ago? I remember doing it. It's like the reddit and your calm has like color in

[09:19:18] Don't talking about her. No, yeah, what am I talking about?

[09:19:22] No, it's like it was like a reddit thing and there's like a drawing and a bunch of streamers go on the drawing and color in sections

[09:19:30] R slash please oh

[09:19:33] What about it?

[09:19:34] We should do that

[09:19:36] Or such place is that is it or slag see who take the most place by the end of it? Oh

[09:19:44] The thing is how can we make something like that for just

[09:19:47] Yeah, it's a once a year thing. Oh, yeah, it is a once a year thing, but I think we can have some devs do that shit

[09:19:58] but

[09:20:00] Fucking know who Pepsi I guess Pepsi can code that

[09:20:05] You know how to anymore?

[09:20:08] Our place was great

[09:20:11] Huh, oh, we don't know. We're boring. Yeah, that is boring. We need some shit that we could do on stream

[09:20:16] That's like entertaining

[09:20:19] For the comms like I are rather on on like this. No, I'm telling you we should do like

[09:20:24] I don't know

[09:20:27] I don't know we gotta think of something creative. We'll think

[09:20:31] Yeah, I'm telling you we can do that

[09:20:34] Let's see how we committed our comms are and have to make power points on which girl they think we should be with

[09:20:41] I already did that. Oh me too. I saw your idea

[09:20:47] What type of shit is that?

[09:20:49] It was so fun. Oh God. It was fun. Here's the thing Lacey. Who were they shooting from? Oh, yeah

[09:20:55] I hear is the biggest whole day

[09:20:58] All time and a one but Darla got second. What? Uh, yeah

[09:21:07] No, we can't do this was never but we got to do some of this

[09:21:11] Well this wars. Yeah. Yes. No, we can't do that. We can't do that. Well, yes

[09:21:17] You see yeah niggas trying to do ready place, but not this one. I'm telling y'all bro. Yeah, you're trying to

[09:21:26] We'll figure something out bro, I think I could do multiple things we could do like gaming we could

[09:21:30] That's what I was thinking and we should do it with a dis we should do it either you did

[09:21:34] Yeah, I'm telling you what I did a minute ago

[09:21:36] I did this shit with rod and taekwondo. They're two streamers

[09:21:40] I did this shit where like we each got to be niggas from our calm and

[09:21:43] And we did like a you feel me my family breast-server that would be bad

[09:21:51] Let's play 2k

[09:21:53] Funnest I ain't never play I'm down for two guys. No, bro. We got to think of some better like

[09:21:59] Valorant no fuck no

[09:22:03] We should we should do it should a gaming tree part of it. We can get Valorant we can get for tonight and then we could get

[09:22:09] Oh, you know what we can do

[09:22:11] What we do is for the game and shit. We just have niggas on our team. You got what I'm saying like we just get our

[09:22:17] Comma we play it. Yeah facts. Okay, but okay, but yeah now let's do it. We got a

[09:22:22] Wait, would you be ready? How would you get? No, no, no niggas for my community. Not my fun.

[09:22:28] But don't get you. Do we get to handpick though? We can't do like I can't get it.

[09:22:32] You just gotta be aware. I can't. I mean we can do it as our friends, but Lacey has no friends.

[09:22:37] Yeah. Yeah, so it would just be me and you Jason.

[09:22:40] I have friends. You guys are my friends.

[09:22:42] Like this lunch, you guys look at them, you're so solid.

[09:22:49] Yeah, no, there's chain though.

[09:22:51] Alright Max, I don't want to be friends. I don't want to be friends with you anyways.

[09:22:53] You smell like fucking shit.

[09:22:54] Bring you around the hose, they run away with plugging their fucking nose.

[09:22:56] You smelly bitch.

[09:22:59] I'm gonna go to the room.

[09:23:03] Take it back. Take it back. Take it back. Take it back. Take it back.

[09:23:07] I take it back. I take it back. I'm sorry. I take it back. I take it back. Please.

[09:23:10] You ready? Please.

[09:23:11] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[09:23:16] He's really threatening, threatening him with his stench.

[09:23:20] Threatening me with his smell.

[09:23:23] It might be over.

[09:23:27] Using stink as a weapon.

[09:23:32] I mean, he's using it as an advantage.

[09:23:35] So does he actually stink, Lacey?

[09:23:39] It's not it's not him. It's his fucking breath, bro

[09:23:50] We can have a calm freak off. I mean we can I think we got into some of the gaming of smartness and then I

[09:23:58] Think it just wasn't be funny as fuck, but I'm kind of scared of what my community would come up within a discourse

[09:24:10] Max are you good?

[09:24:12] I'm not a birth

[09:24:15] Hurt you was talking shit and saying my breath is on

[09:24:20] All this fuck

[09:24:22] Just said you

[09:24:24] How the shit hot-ass breath? Uh, well, yeah, I

[09:24:30] Too ugly for me

[09:24:34] What if you have tonsils stones

[09:24:36] Yeah, yo, try this before you go to bed tonight get a q-tip and start playing with your tonsils and a big-ass

[09:24:42] I'm not taking advice from Jason the weenie my nigga. I don't smell and go fuck out her nigga

[09:24:48] You stole my cologne you stole my no you stole my cologne. Yo, Lacey first of all you stole my cologne

[09:24:54] First of all, I don't want to smell like you you fucking stink. You stole you stole you stole my ood

[09:25:00] You did yes or no cuz I'll dance if you like to smell that first of all

[09:25:05] The night she said she liked to smell from silky

[09:25:12] smell him, but I had that shit.

[09:25:14] I had that cologne as well.

[09:25:15] You stole it.

[09:25:16] Like a fuck otter.

[09:25:17] No, I didn't do it.

[09:25:18] Actually, wait, Max,

[09:25:19] did you actually post a picture of a shower and then your confound?

[09:25:22] It was from Google.

[09:25:23] Well, that is my shower, bro.

[09:25:26] So why was it on Google?

[09:25:27] Nigga, you ever heard of Photoshop?

[09:25:29] Get wild.

[09:25:31] Sus.

[09:25:32] Well, are you serious?

[09:25:34] I'm just saying, I don't know.

[09:25:35] I saw I saw some shit.

[09:25:37] OK, yeah, that was black.

[09:25:40] I'm gonna go back to my boy Max.

[09:25:44] That's Daniel Lee, my shower, bro.

[09:25:46] It's the new crib.

[09:25:48] Polack, boy Max.

[09:25:51] I heard you the first time.

[09:25:52] Wait, Max, is that the nachos lunch?

[09:26:01] Yeah, I'm about to try both of these bitches.

[09:26:03] See if the cheese is trippy.

[09:26:06] What?

[09:26:07] He doesn't even know.

[09:26:09] He doesn't even know.

[09:26:10] It is trying with no information. You're a lumpable connoisseur game. You tough, bro. Good job

[09:26:15] You're just trying with no information facts facts you a connoisseur game

[09:26:19] Which one's better? Let me know. I'ma try them both

[09:26:23] um the cheese

[09:26:28] My gosh

[09:26:30] Is your mouth watering over?

[09:26:33] boxed in lunch

[09:26:35] Are you dead ass gay? I thought you was losing weight.

[09:26:37] Why are you acting like you're too good?

[09:26:39] You're acting like you're too good to eat a lunchable.

[09:26:41] You good?

[09:26:43] Shameless box at lunches. You know how good that shit is?

[09:26:45] When you come home from a long day at school, throw on

[09:26:47] fucking like sweet life of Zach and Cody, eat a lunchable.

[09:26:49] Those were the fucking times.

[09:26:51] I never had a lunchable before, bro.

[09:26:53] 170,000 in a month and you just act fucking different.

[09:26:57] Here, nigga, start talking, bro.

[09:26:59] Bro, okay.

[09:27:01] 100,000 sons. There's time 5,

[09:27:03] I'm five.

[09:27:05] What is 70 split?

[09:27:07] Okay.

[09:27:09] So that's 350,000 plus whatever ad revenue you ran.

[09:27:13] So we're talking about $789,000 for the month.

[09:27:18] Just off Twitch.

[09:27:19] Don't forget about YouTube.

[09:27:20] Don't forget YouTube.

[09:27:21] Don't forget YouTube.

[09:27:23] Jason, what that dashboard look like, bro?

[09:27:25] Let's just say I already set my numbers, bro.

[09:27:29] I already told y'all.

[09:27:31] What?

[09:27:32] You get it

[09:27:39] No

[09:27:46] How many you run you were on it you were on a lot of ads were you

[09:28:07] I'll put my sit back down to

[09:28:11] I literally saw screenshots someone got like 35 minutes of ads in the stream

[09:28:18] Now that was a mean ad glitch bro. I don't know what that was

[09:28:22] But I actually did tell myself back down. What's y'all say that I'm running out?

[09:28:26] I'm running a three minute ad every I think 15 minutes

[09:28:29] Fuck what about you? Damn nigga? That's not

[09:28:32] Not at all wait, what?

[09:28:35] Ronny's sign

[09:28:37] Wait, the last flavor.

[09:28:40] Thank you.

[09:28:42] Nigga, I was going to try it for a video.

[09:28:44] Yo, Dreamer, did you buy this?

[09:28:45] Damn, I don't know.

[09:28:47] Can I have this?

[09:28:48] No, I had to try it for a video.

[09:28:49] It's like, yo, there's no fucking way.

[09:28:51] He did the same thing to me, Max.

[09:28:52] Don't worry.

[09:28:53] Huh?

[09:28:54] I just found this one.

[09:28:55] I bet.

[09:28:56] So maybe.

[09:28:57] Oh, I'm in my room.

[09:28:59] Oh, no.

[09:29:00] Ron, how much you make last month?

[09:29:02] We all talking about it.

[09:29:05] YouTube's $75,000.

[09:29:06] So like 700,000 and then actually now I had a couple of spots.

[09:29:11] I had two sponsors.

[09:29:12] I was like 60 that's like 880,000 maximum.

[09:29:16] Wait, what sponsors did you do?

[09:29:18] Did you feel it's the ground?

[09:29:19] Wait, what was your doing on Instagram?

[09:29:21] Are you can't say?

[09:29:23] So.

[09:29:24] Oh, she's gone.

[09:29:25] I did that one.

[09:29:26] He's capping.

[09:29:27] Are you make?

[09:29:28] Um, what I tell you, I don't forget.

[09:29:31] I think I was like 640.

[09:29:33] Yeah, embarrassing.

[09:29:34] None of us hit a meal.

[09:29:35] Yeah, it is embarrassing.

[09:29:36] It's like that's what I told him though.

[09:29:39] Now according to the bank's really 12.

[09:29:42] I don't think so.

[09:29:43] I don't think so.

[09:29:46] You know, so I was like 640 and then you two was like something like 50.

[09:29:51] Maybe like 40, 50 something.

[09:29:53] You gonna eat this?

[09:29:54] Yes, nigga, I'm trying it for you to pay.

[09:29:56] I don't so run.

[09:29:57] Lacey, your turn.

[09:29:59] Twitch, I made a little over 500.

[09:30:02] We fuck.

[09:30:03] Uh, that's the ETA guy.

[09:30:06] Oh

[09:30:11] Yeah, how'd you get called up?

[09:30:15] Yeah, Lacey

[09:30:17] Twitch, I made a

[09:30:20] Twitch, I made a little over 500 YouTube. I think I made like 40

[09:30:25] And then I had a couple sponsors plus tick-tock probably like a little over like in between six to seven hundred I say

[09:30:33] Yeah, Jason

[09:30:36] my as now or

[09:30:40] I put it to 12

[09:30:43] Oh, oh 12 hours. Yeah. I think that's why I'm at

[09:30:47] So what was that before what was that in the summer thought you were like eight or six or what at the store?

[09:30:52] I had much as seven week at seven hundred

[09:30:56] Well, you had your shit at what seven? I just wanted for free

[09:31:02] Damn, I'm not gonna lie Jason. I was at I was at eight minutes in the beginning of the summer thought the last two weeks

[09:31:09] I turned it up to Max. I swear to God

[09:31:12] I need like 200k off ads in two weeks.

[09:31:16] I mean, I slowly turned my shit up as well.

[09:31:19] But the thing is, it's a sabbathons.

[09:31:22] So the point is, that's why I maxed my shit out.

[09:31:25] You don't got to tell me.

[09:31:26] Toys to max my shit out.

[09:31:27] So that's why you feel me.

[09:31:28] I'm like, damn, but all the time I was casting that heavy with a,

[09:31:31] with a three minute every five minute.

[09:31:34] I'm like, you know what?

[09:31:34] I'm feeling great.

[09:31:35] You know, when your dad beats your ass and run away from you.

[09:31:37] So it's like, damn, I'm like, why does it work like that?

[09:31:40] That's why I was like, fuck it, bro.

[09:31:41] What?

[09:31:41] Fuck it.

[09:31:42] So I didn't why did everyone dye their hair back bro? Bro is there a way to fucking change my my emojis from being satanic?

[09:31:52] Oh, yeah, I got the I got the halloween shit too. Yo, and Jason I gotta I have some that I really need to like address you because

[09:32:00] I don't know why this bothered me so much. Why the fuck did you change your LMFAO to the other one? Which one?

[09:32:09] I don't know

[09:32:12] the devil one it's a halloween all my shit is halloween now no you changed it

[09:32:18] from at least earlier today for some reason it was a whole different dude

[09:32:22] laughing I think it was miss kid laughing yes it was hell no my shit's

[09:32:28] Bruce no trip oh Jason shadow my tripping was it not miss kid laughing

[09:32:36] today oh maybe maybe it was a merged chair some shit you could do that or

[09:32:41] was a glitch or a 70 V bug.

[09:32:46] His chat was merged.

[09:32:47] What does that mean?

[09:32:48] That's all merger chats right

[09:32:50] now.

[09:32:51] No, no.

[09:32:52] You can do that?

[09:32:53] Yes, we can.

[09:32:54] How?

[09:32:55] Let's do it.

[09:32:56] I want to do it.

[09:32:57] Wait, so I can see what you're

[09:32:58] guys.

[09:32:59] No, no, we can't really have

[09:33:00] a combo right now.

[09:33:01] Lacey.

[09:33:02] How do we do it?

[09:33:03] How do we do it?

[09:33:04] How do we do it?

[09:33:05] I just knocked on your

[09:33:06] shit.

[09:33:07] Okay.

[09:33:08] I accepted it.

[09:33:09] Okay.

[09:33:10] But how do we merge our chat?

[09:33:12] Share chat.

[09:33:13] Start sharing chat.

[09:33:15] Oh, no.

[09:33:15] It's Gigi.

[09:33:16] Oh, no.

[09:33:18] OK.

[09:33:19] Wait, so this chat I'm looking at is boultibarse?

[09:33:21] Yeah, I think, I think, yeah.

[09:33:23] Yo, this shit is tough!

[09:33:26] No, I'm not.

[09:33:27] Guys, don't span fast, though.

[09:33:28] I'm not.

[09:33:29] I'm not.

[09:33:29] We should do this for every group stream.

[09:33:32] This is sick.

[09:33:33] No, but no.

[09:33:33] I can't even read it.

[09:33:34] I can't even read it, though.

[09:33:35] Yo, can I join or not?

[09:33:37] How does it work?

[09:33:38] It might only be, wait.

[09:33:40] We do multiple chat or you know, this is insane. Wait, why are your months timing out my emoji?

[09:33:49] Yeah

[09:33:53] Wait, this is actually so cool that you could do this for streams

[09:33:58] No, it's possible timing it out. It's possible. Oh

[09:34:02] Yeah, possible. Oh, hey, no, it's me. Yeah

[09:34:07] It's cuz once I'm just am long enough

[09:34:11] Think I'm not sure I

[09:34:14] Don't know how I work can't read it, bro

[09:34:18] Wait, can you guys like talk like a normal chat instead of spending up emails bro?

[09:34:21] Wait, so I could see people like it's weak. We can see each other

[09:34:25] I think my god streams to like got viewers or no. No, how does it work? No, it's just a hat

[09:34:34] Knock on Jason. Oh

[09:34:37] Shit

[09:34:39] your shit no not I did not wait I just knocked on yours wait who just got

[09:34:50] gifted subs me or you this is a very interesting feature bro this is sick

[09:34:58] now I just accepted your shit but Miguel with the 10 gifted I don't think

[09:35:06] work. Y'all chat how do this

[09:35:16] I'm a knock on your shit. No,

[09:35:21] lazy. Yo, bro, this could

[09:35:25] actually be so cool for like,

[09:35:26] like let's say me and you want

[09:35:27] to go like a two man tree, we

[09:35:28] could just merge our chats.

[09:35:30] That would bro. Hmm.

[09:35:36] Not a shit might be two AIDS.

[09:35:39] It is a low AIDS. I mean,

[09:35:41] I mean, I wait is this all three of our chats? Yeah, all my niggas getting timed out, bro. Same

[09:35:49] Stop spamming emo to just

[09:36:02] No, except Jason because it's hit. Oh, no, even Jason

[09:36:06] Everything it's not

[09:36:08] of us. Damn. Wait, why is it like that? Why is everything getting timed out? Because

[09:36:13] am I seeing that pain? If you spam bro. What's this fat nigga? Jorking. Yeah. Yo, this is

[09:36:22] insane. Yeah, this is unreadable, bro. Yeah, nah, I don't know if this would be a good

[09:36:28] idea. That's to see my eyes. Nah, it's a terrible idea. Nah, maybe not. Am I good?

[09:36:33] Nah, I think we should do it for like, when we did Love Island, like shit like that.

[09:36:38] Like, yes, yes, we have a

[09:36:42] The

[09:36:48] They said

[09:36:51] Oh, wait, yeah, wait, can we do slow-mo? Oh my god. Why don't you

[09:36:56] I don't know either

[09:36:58] No

[09:36:59] Oh, wait, you're echoing. It's an axis shared thing. I think yeah, you're echoing

[09:37:04] Wait, what?

[09:37:06] You're echoing. You got a mute on the on the sheer shit.

[09:37:09] Ah!

[09:37:09] Wait, how do I put slow-mo on?

[09:37:12] Yo, Miles, put on like one second slow-mo.

[09:37:15] Or what slow-mo are you guys putting on?

[09:37:17] Guys, how do I mute it?

[09:37:18] You go to the tab.

[09:37:21] What tab do I mute it?

[09:37:22] Oh.

[09:37:28] Oh.

[09:37:29] There we go.

[09:37:32] Wow.

[09:37:33] Huh.

[09:37:35] Damn, now what?

[09:37:36] Now we're just merged and now we're just...

[09:37:39] I'm not going to lie if Twitch actually like a justice and makes this like if they perfect this

[09:37:44] uh this edition I think this will be sick because like I can just imagine like doing streams with like

[09:37:50] one person or two people or like us as a group and we just merge all our chats

[09:37:57] I mean it just depends bro like it got to be like group six yeah like this for the sublet

[09:38:01] don't want to be merged our chats for every group segment you know fucking cool that would have been

[09:38:05] I'll be lit

[09:38:07] You don't delete that come at Paul fuck mom, but you're a nigga bruh wait, is there a pole with all of ours?

[09:38:13] No, wait, so do y'all see this now. I know this shit says does max thing delete this shit

[09:38:20] Scorpi Sam Jason mods

[09:38:25] Damn, bro. No, that's crazy cuz I was really going

[09:38:29] Wait everybody open a 44

[09:38:31] I can't make it. Why?

[09:38:34] Damn, bro. I'm not going to lie. No dick around in this hot fat.

[09:38:37] Kai chubby moving though. I'm not going to lie, bro.

[09:38:40] Oh, my God.

[09:38:45] What?

[09:38:47] This is the most no, it's just the most.

[09:38:51] No, stop spame me.

[09:38:56] Yeah. I cannot read that shit.

[09:38:59] Oh my God.

[09:39:01] I say, sake you.

[09:39:03] the the the the the the the

[09:39:07] does not smell like shit. Come

[09:39:12] on bro. What is that? Oh, I

[09:39:17] don't. I don't see that. I

[09:39:19] think it's only. Yeah. It's

[09:39:25] only my for Oh, I got a lot of

[09:39:31] them. Hose, if we could do a

[09:39:34] joint call, that'd be lit.

[09:39:37] fuck five star fuck you yo max mods canceled out they said the mods make it

[09:39:47] lame yeah my house I'm spamming your max yeah keep what what's this this is

[09:40:13] script bro they find the script

[09:40:23] no chasing your food down oh it's Maxwell LOL

[09:40:33] you niggas trauma as soon as I'm gonna get on that bro it's over it's over I'm

[09:40:38] gonna get on that don't bring no guests oh my god cuz you know it's worse than me

[09:40:44] going down and smelling good me going down and stinking that shit up.

[09:40:47] Because everyone in the bar for everybody.

[09:40:50] So you're really embracing your your new.

[09:40:53] No, I don't even think, bro.

[09:40:54] I'm not going to you're you're embracing your step.

[09:40:57] OK, yes.

[09:40:57] Can you ever think like, OK, do you have like, have you thought about the fact

[09:41:01] that because I want to be honest, there's been like so many

[09:41:03] TikToks of millions of views of you stinking.

[09:41:05] You think like bitches see that and like you're going to lose out on

[09:41:08] potential. Hell no.

[09:41:11] Like a whole nigga, a whole.

[09:41:12] Don't give a fuck.

[09:41:12] Come on, bro. Let's keep it a button bro. They go care on the internet

[09:41:16] Just hide always go and tell you in person. We always know we already know how to sit down

[09:41:21] Honestly, but it's it don't really matter my hairline, but it's both my eyes been exposed everything been exposed

[09:41:26] It's it don't change nothing. It's it don't change. No, I mean, I think it's in the chat

[09:41:30] Hell no, bro. My from I hide you was never you stole my cologne Jason. No, I was never bad

[09:41:36] Ever oh

[09:41:38] That was a topic. Oh, yeah, why did I just see Jason as a little kid?

[09:41:44] Hey, is that you? I think it's a job. Was it job? Oh, yeah. No, it was like an animated picture of you. Oh

[09:41:54] That was me when I was in my spelling bee days. Oh

[09:41:57] my chat for us

[09:41:59] Now this shit is dead a's. Yeah, I like it. I think it's cool as fuck. It's so cool

[09:42:05] I feel like it's like niggas not okay

[09:42:09] Everyone who's in stream right now. Let's try to make this chat. No take it out slow mode

[09:42:14] Let's try to make this channel. Oh, yes. Take it off slow mode

[09:42:17] Let's try to make this chat go as fast as possible

[09:42:19] Everyone try to top Mars. Don't OD spam. Let's see how fast we can make the chat go take it off slow mode

[09:42:26] On the count of three spam top one

[09:42:30] Two three

[09:42:39] I

[09:42:42] Don't wait wait wait, I got my chat arena pulled up

[09:42:51] Just lie to him bro

[09:42:54] That's a lot of fucking ties that's a lot of fucking ties

[09:43:01] How do you get I don't want to get rid of one

[09:43:04] And make yourself like my dude. I don't like what I don't I honest bro the only five piss me off

[09:43:09] I want my og omae five back. I don't like how he has a fucking devil pickaxe of hordes. I don't like that shit

[09:43:14] They say your mom's a changey. They can do that. Yeah, your mom's I think so changed it

[09:43:19] Yeah, they don't want that put it on bro. Yo, mom. Can you put the omae five back to normal?

[09:43:24] Yeah, how much longer y'all?

[09:43:27] streaming

[09:43:29] Um, I'm just gonna first first day. I guess Ray

[09:43:35] Hi weapon. Oh, I'm ending soon. So that's Ray Ray

[09:43:39] Oh, that's a rain of twitch rain

[09:43:45] I'm not gonna lie bro outer banks comes out tonight. I'm gonna try

[09:43:48] Yeah, look, there's been an industry

[09:43:50] You know it's Riva to watch out in base

[09:43:54] And enjoy yourself bro go ahead and go enjoy yourself with your lunch leaves and outer banks and Anna

[09:43:59] I know what a side note. There's no way you're shading outer banks right now

[09:44:05] Okay, what kind of shows you watch Max, huh like fucking like

[09:44:09] All-American or like fucking I don't even know what kind of shows you watch huh?

[09:44:14] All-American was made as fuck

[09:44:17] No, nigga. I don't watch all American. Okay. What shows you what show what's your what's your favorite show?

[09:44:24] Last chance you what is that?

[09:44:27] boondocks

[09:44:29] In the boondocks. I don't know what that is. You don't know what the boondocks is

[09:45:03] So you dead ass look like Beast Boy, bro.

[09:45:06] No, I don't.

[09:45:07] Well, it's T.

[09:45:08] Yes, you do.

[09:45:08] You are a Asian Beast Boy.

[09:45:11] You look like Cyberwyrk.

[09:45:13] My favorite show of all time is Prison Break.

[09:45:15] What do you mean?

[09:45:17] Do you all see Prison Break or no?

[09:45:20] No.

[09:45:23] Missing out, bro.

[09:45:23] Oh, Money Heist is pretty good.

[09:45:26] Money Heist is good, but Prison Break is my number one.

[09:45:30] Suits is my number two.

[09:45:31] and I think I'm gonna have to go with you as my number three.

[09:45:33] I cannot read the earned chance though, I'm dead ass.

[09:45:36] I'm not gonna be there.

[09:45:38] Yeah, I'm disconnected.

[09:45:39] How do I leave?

[09:45:40] I gotta try these lunch leaves.

[09:45:42] That time of the night for me.

[09:45:44] Oh my God, the people that were banned.

[09:45:46] Or Dexter was dead too.

[09:45:48] Chad, I'm leaving.

[09:45:50] Everybody say peace to the other chats.

[09:45:51] Peace, not yet is life.

[09:45:55] Share with that bro,

[09:45:56] cause she really planned up on a nigga game.

[09:45:57] No, she's great.

[09:45:58] I feel like you, I'm dead ass bro.

[09:45:59] Selena method.

[09:46:00] I

[09:46:04] Be parm mad tap into everything

[09:46:09] You gotta go to the car to leave I love y'all because though I'm a sale. I'm a see I'm a see y'all later though

[09:46:14] Well, I see Max five minutes lazy

[09:46:17] All right. All right, my Jason. I'll see you in a couple days man. He's

[09:46:22] Yeah

[09:47:38] Was it?

[09:47:43] Yeah

[09:47:52] You know I've seen the tick tocks, you know and

[09:47:57] What's happening

[09:48:00] Now hanging up off-trees are y'all better have an idiot fear

[09:48:08] I

[09:48:14] Fuck no

[09:48:19] You should though it would actually like no true

[09:48:25] But you gotta be a duo true

[09:48:27] Do all

[09:48:28] With me tass way reward about you though, bro. What you been on you understand like where yo

[09:48:39] Your wife at real life. I thought he was getting married and shit at the end of the month

[09:48:43] We're like what's going on with you, you know

[09:48:45] I think I'm moving to bigger and better things. I have no one.

[09:48:55] You got yourself though, you know what I'm saying?

[09:48:59] And that's all you need sometimes.

[09:49:02] I might have to hang up the breeze. No, I can never.

[09:49:07] Oh my god, no, Jay.

[09:49:09] I can never.

[09:49:10] Is it time?

[09:49:11] No, no.

[09:49:12] No, it is not. Hell no, it's not time yet. No, it's not time yet. You still got time.

[09:49:17] Oh hell no.

[09:49:27] Shit, I, yeah.

[09:49:28] I know, but I think he was on a hinge today.

[09:49:31] I was on a hinge.

[09:49:38] Yeah, actually.

[09:49:40] Okay, let's get to here.

[09:49:42] Hinge, you know, even the hinge, like.

[09:49:49] This is not there, you know, he says not, like.

[09:49:52] No, because like, I don't know, like,

[09:49:55] I don't know, Arky.

[09:49:58] I don't know, man.

[09:49:59] Yeah, I feel like, you know what I'm saying,

[09:50:01] maybe you were supposed to, you know,

[09:50:03] close it up, and maybe you have something

[09:50:05] coming around the corner, you know,

[09:50:06] maybe something's near for you.

[09:50:09] And maybe it's bigger and better things.

[09:50:11] Or maybe you're meant to be alone.

[09:50:13] Maybe meant to be alone.

[09:50:15] And just show girls your edits.

[09:50:17] And just they just admire from far away.

[09:50:22] Or maybe it was a sign when to do through the punkin'

[09:50:25] action, maybe it was a slow down.

[09:50:27] Or maybe it was a sign to keep going.

[09:50:31] But that's only something you are going to find out.

[09:50:37] No, I'm gonna be there for you. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro

[09:50:42] What you you're saying what you got going on next?

[09:50:46] You've been live for a minute, bro. I like this, you know, I watched it, you know

[09:50:52] They would do earlier strings now

[09:50:55] No, I think yeah, this is a shooting in the schedules to schedule suit of you, bro. I miss you, bro

[09:51:02] Now I miss you too. Yo, we gotta figure out that

[09:51:07] all day I've been working on it but like it's a longer process to do it this way you know

[09:51:14] what I'm saying it's a longer process but I'm working on it that's good but yeah you know

[09:51:23] wife of Tess, catch your first ever girlfriend?

[09:51:30] Bro, yeah, I've never had a girlfriend ever, bro.

[09:51:33] So I was like, I don't, I was like, I kind of feel bad for my first girlfriend.

[09:51:38] I feel like there's a lot I don't know, bro.

[09:51:40] There's a lot I don't know.

[09:51:41] That's okay, bro.

[09:51:42] That's okay.

[09:51:43] If you need any advice, you know, I might not be the best.

[09:51:47] I might not be the best, but I'll try my best to give you the best advice

[09:51:52] I appreciate that man because yeah because I'd be lost some like fuck is this the right move boom boom boom

[09:52:01] There's a lot you gotta learn

[09:52:05] Yeah, you're right, man

[09:52:13] Y'all are hanging out off stream

[09:52:17] Y'all are hanging out off stream

[09:52:19] Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here to cure off-stream multiple times.

[09:52:29] Power is off-dynamic off-stream.

[09:52:31] More chill?

[09:52:32] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[09:52:33] That was all me.

[09:52:34] I was being too much.

[09:52:41] What's that?

[09:52:42] What?

[09:52:43] Four.

[09:52:44] Well, I'm with you every step of the way, man.

[09:52:45] I appreciate you.

[09:52:46] I mean, a lot of man.

[09:52:49] I mean, a lot of people.

[09:52:50] I mean, a lot of people.

[09:52:58] I mean, a lot of people.

[09:52:59] I mean, a lot of people.

[09:53:04] I mean, a lot of people.

[09:53:10] I mean, a lot of people.

[09:53:11] I mean, a lot of people.

[09:53:12] I mean, a lot of people.

[09:53:13] Thanks, Jay. That means a lot, man. I'm with you every step of the way, bro. You need me, bro. You're always hitting, bro. For real.

[09:53:19] Thank you, bro. My brother.

[09:53:21] My guy. Alright, man.

[09:53:23] Alright, bro. Hit me. Peace.

[09:53:25] What's going on?

[09:54:07] Where are my keys?

[09:54:09] What are you guys doing? Let's keep this tomato stand.

[09:54:11] We're out of here. She did this shit.

[09:54:18] She think I'm not a CNP.

[09:54:20] They said that they know everything about each other without even talking about it.

[09:54:28] one match on Tempting where you get the hardest to do girlage concept might be

[09:54:37] time to do to move on to bigger days I don't know man don't look like him you

[09:55:08] know bro just kind of just kind of hates me Jack just kind of hates me bro he got

[09:56:07] knock on cutie because it pops up in the same chat so then I was like oh

[09:56:25] Thank you

[09:56:32] Okay, I kind of like let's do lab run what you can demo a game cuz why

[09:56:57] What?

[09:56:58] Okay, it says that Jason wants to go to the park.

[09:57:01] Oh, yeah.

[09:57:02] Let him in.

[09:57:03] Yeah!

[09:57:05] Yo, what's up, guys?

[09:57:07] What's up, Jason?

[09:57:09] We're really in here.

[09:57:13] This is getting lit.

[09:57:15] Those who are of legal drinking age and up.

[09:57:20] The chat is looking stuck.

[09:57:23] Hi, Jason.

[09:57:25] Hi, how have you been?

[09:57:28] Good trying to figure out this feature, but I think hi Jason. Hey

[09:57:34] Hi cutie

[09:57:36] Are you an Austin? Yes

[09:57:38] How's Austin been?

[09:57:40] Austin been it's been good. I think it's been good. Yeah, have you guys seen me and Jason going viral recently?

[09:57:50] Going viral of me Jason dancing to ETA you are in the video. That's true

[09:57:55] I'm so sorry wait. What is it? You are in the video, you know that one little video

[09:58:02] Like voice criticals in Hunger Games. You're in that video

[09:58:06] He was at hunger games. Yeah. Oh, it seems there's a lot. Oh true big star

[09:58:12] Cool. Wait. What is um, what is ETA?

[09:58:16] ETA

[09:58:18] Is it a death? It's a song. Yes, it is

[09:58:29] lacy you can't play any games

[09:58:32] no i just can't download any games

[09:58:35] uh...

[09:58:36] as well as a little bit of action stream lag

[09:58:39] uh...

[09:58:40] hey! hold on!

[09:58:45] you can turn it down so it downloads uh... steam like slower what is this

[09:58:54] yeah!

[09:58:59] we just did a dance that's gone viral

[09:59:02] yeah we have this video going viral

[09:59:05] okay

[09:59:07] Are you I can hear one of you breathing like you're dancing like I know what's happening so I can hear your breath

[09:59:14] Yeah, I know I can hear it dancing. I just can't see it so I'm just I'm picturing it

[09:59:20] Yeah, but basically like we got like like

[09:59:24] That made the song like reposting like they like

[09:59:29] Polar bears. Yeah, there's some polar bears and in LA. I would say

[09:59:33] What does that mean?

[09:59:35] There's mad pool of bears.

[09:59:37] What does that mean?

[09:59:38] It's my favorite animal.

[09:59:40] Lacey visited the zoo in the wild?

[09:59:42] Yeah, I love pool of bears.

[09:59:47] So they just like, okay, no, it's good.

[09:59:49] I'm not going to ask any questions or pretend to understand anything.

[09:59:53] No.

[09:59:54] Because it's only going to age me.

[09:59:56] I was going to say, are we old?

[09:59:58] No.

[09:59:59] Yes.

[10:00:00] No.

[10:00:01] You said that like you meant it though.

[10:00:03] I mean, what is the end, y'all?

[10:00:07] Sam, when you are in your 30s to someone not in their 30s, you're anxious.

[10:00:13] I'm not in my 30s.

[10:00:14] Oh.

[10:00:15] Yeah, OK.

[10:00:16] Well, you know what?

[10:00:17] You're basically in your 30s.

[10:00:19] I have my whole 20s ahead of me.

[10:00:22] Now, I think you're pretty much...

[10:00:24] I have six months of my 20s ahead of me.

[10:00:27] No.

[10:00:28] No. I think you're here.

[10:00:35] Oh, it's not dead.

[10:00:39] This is the way.

[10:00:42] Okay, what are we playing so I know what to download?

[10:00:44] Well, please, you can't download anything.

[10:00:46] I just want to say hi.

[10:00:49] Bye!

[10:00:51] I just wanted to say hi as well.

[10:00:53] So you don't want to play video games?

[10:00:55] I'm down I'm down to play video games and when I if I could download it when no one else is streaming

[10:01:00] But the issue is the internet here is not very good. So if I download anything and use the band with the maxis stream

[10:01:05] Oh, like well then you can't play with me. They were city white. Oh

[10:01:11] That's so many literally live here

[10:01:15] Jason I was gonna say I didn't see your dance, but I did see that you bought your family cars

[10:01:20] Which I thought was very sweet. Oh, that was I got a little I got a little teary-eyed at that

[10:01:25] Yeah, we'll say happy.

[10:01:27] Thank you.

[10:01:28] All of his auntie's cars.

[10:01:30] All of them?

[10:01:31] Just one auntie.

[10:01:32] Well, maybe another auntie.

[10:01:34] I was going to say that.

[10:01:36] No, I bought my family dinner.

[10:01:39] No, that's good.

[10:01:42] Yeah.

[10:01:43] Well, anyway, that was a very, very sweet moment.

[10:01:46] Thank you.

[10:01:47] I did see that one.

[10:01:48] Thank you, thank you.

[10:01:50] Now, I'll let you, I'll let you, what's up?

[10:01:52] And now I'm just going to say I've

[10:01:54] notice that uh... your other aunties don't have cars

[10:01:57] uh...

[10:01:59] i think you just said that like you added yourself to the equation

[10:02:03] it's not a good idea decided

[10:02:06] you don't even know about

[10:02:07] did another polar bear just appear

[10:02:10] is another polar bear

[10:02:12] what does this mean?

[10:02:14] polar bear means massive right now

[10:02:19] it's not even a good climate for them

[10:02:24] be careful at the zoo caroline they might not let you out

[10:02:26] plot

[10:02:28] ha ha ha

[10:02:30] I'm looking at the cops so

[10:02:32] ha ha

[10:02:34] I'm here

[10:02:36] I'm here

[10:02:38] rule 34

[10:02:40] I know it's in Arlington

[10:02:42] that's my home city y'all

[10:02:44] I know it's in Arlington

[10:02:46] what's Arlington

[10:02:48] all it's popping up are polar bears

[10:02:50] we're to Erie, Pennsylvania

[10:02:52] I've seen you with it. You're the king of Erie, bro.

[10:02:55] I didn't have seen that.

[10:02:57] Treat me like royalty out there, man.

[10:02:59] You're like royalty.

[10:03:00] No.

[10:03:03] That 100 population city. You're the king of Erie, bro.

[10:03:07] Actually, it's like 6,000 population, okay?

[10:03:10] Population.

[10:03:11] Okay.

[10:03:13] Well, all right, y'all. I'm stuck.

[10:03:15] We're gonna play video games.

[10:03:16] Yeah, okay. It was nice speaking to you.

[10:03:18] We should set up a game night sometime soon, guys.

[10:03:20] Yeah.

[10:03:21] All right, enjoy your guys games

[10:03:29] All right, bye

[10:03:34] Oh, I just almost ended the stream together for all of us

[10:03:40] You're gonna have to kick them Caroline wait how

[10:03:43] You know, no we can leave it says leave stream

[10:03:46] I buy that is no rude. I'm not gonna kick them out of the house. You should always

[10:03:58] Ah, well sure, we hit the 10 hour mark.

[10:04:19] We hit the 10 hour mark.

[10:04:25] This song is about you baby.

[10:04:33] Only you, you, you, you, you, you, you.

[10:04:40] When I'm tired, when I have to cry,

[10:04:44] I feel better now.

[10:04:48] It's you.

[10:04:50] It's you.

[10:04:52] Bad on hands of day, but what do you say?

[10:04:56] Oh no no no no no no no no no nooo

[10:04:59] With me

[10:05:06] Yo chat!

[10:05:07] Who am I writing chat?

[10:05:37] Who am I writing chat?

[10:05:39] Nah, I told, nah Max I'm gonna write Max

[10:05:48] Max said I

[10:05:50] Max said I

[10:05:54] I write it cutie literally yesterday

[10:06:06] Will write Max since he said I

[10:06:08] I, it's seen as a knot

[10:06:26] Alright chat, another great stream today, Austin Day 2 with fire as fuck, wow, thank y'all for watching man,

[10:06:47] been another great stream, I will be back tomorrow, me and Senna will be exploring Austin together,

[10:07:02] Cue the fuck a song.

[10:07:08] I heard you

[10:07:12] So all my sons worldwide

[10:07:19] I know I left you without a name

[10:07:27] Crazy this past couple days. I'm not this motherfucker

[10:07:33] Right now start