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When she rockin', I'm tryin' to
It's me, Lindsay, I coulda did it
I said, look, that lover, I'll let you fall over
So I'm takin' that day, that's what I'm up to
When she made it pop, ain't got no hype
Same cat, no hunks, when you're in a tight
Ain't nobody else, it get real real
And we got a city town where I go in her ways
Feel I walk, feel I fall over
Now the six-hunt, reach out, get it, bro
Come on, come on, come on
I miss y'all
I miss y'all
I
Was good
Damn well, I
Can't stop smiling bro. I really didn't miss y'all. I really did miss y'all a lot has happened in
in this week or the past week it seems since I didn't stream a fucking ton of
shit happening a lot of good shit my god yes I know a lot of y'all got
questions a lot of y'all got questions and I'm gonna answer all of them I'm gonna
answer all of them but did you tell them did I tell my parents that I dropped
that was that what you're asking though you're asking yes all right where should
I start there's so much shit that happened I need to fucking go through
the timeline all right how should I even start this shit I haven't seen it
in a week I feel like I forgot how to start day by day
Talk to the 7th thought ending what happened?
Okay, I mean, as soon as we ended, uh, you know, a lot of shit happened.
As soon as we ended, I was happy it ended.
But, you know, I was never, I was, I was more like a, damn, I finished it.
You know what I mean?
not like a not like a that she was fucking hell cuz you know that's a
bit on that last month was the best month of my life I'll be honest here
the time it goes why y'all said oh bro goon a lot of shit happened and did I
go in the first night maybe maybe I did maybe yes I did
But yeah, headed went back to the old crib boom booked the flight the next day went home and
I formed an elaborate plan to surprise my parents in my aunt
new cars
new cars and
not only that but
You know I became
The fucking ETA guy for them for the week. You know what I mean?
Ha ha ha, they out for the subs.
Fucking so much shit happening, you know.
The calm is now very diverse, I mean, nah, the calm is very diverse.
A lot of, a lot of, uh, a lot of, nuji charged with the tech gift then, hold up.
Not chat
Not wait wait wait wait what new jeans oilers nah, don't do it. Don't do it now. I'm really never gonna beat the industry plant
Allegations Tokies rise
Yeah, I don't know crazy shit crazy shit, okay, obviously
The fucking highlight of the week
fuck it in my parents cars in my car bro honey see my fucking ETA tiktok
I mean come on y'all come on that she was fucking insane that she was fucking it
now I'm just kidding now now obviously the cars that was a huge accomplishment
one of the best feelings in my life but obviously honey and new jeans reacted
not reactive but seeing my fucking no chill chill chill not like that so I'll
be a weird my first day back but she's seen the tiktok new jeans seen the tiktok
they remade it oh my god oh my god when I tell you I was jumping up and down a
lot of drama happy I didn't need to react to the drama y'all y'all have my
back man I really fuck with y'all I really fuck with y'all um let me just
say this this month is gonna be a good fucking month it's gonna be a good month
okay um you know I can't even talk bro it just feels good to be back I just
feel good to be back but you know we gotta we gotta get right into the
shit um how should I start I think there's a timeline in my ready of
everything that happened um this past week correct correct Gagard
they were the 10th did you tell your pants you dropped out okay
this is what I said at first okay so this is the first day I lived it I
They didn't even know I was getting them the cars and shit yet so I was like
So they asked me again like how school and shit and I was like I
Went from my dad. I was like
Yeah, I'm I'm dropping out next semester
I'm dropping out next semester, so
Bro, I cut it! I cut it. I cut it, bro. I cut it.
I know, I know, I know, I know. But that's what initially happened. So I told my dad,
yeah, I'm dropping next semester, you know, and my dad, you know, lectured me about a
lot of things. He was actually surprisingly not mad. He said, he told me, um, yeah,
You're streaming 30 days, 30 nights, there's no way you're keeping up with school.
So, I kinda expected this.
So, in a way, he wasn't really surprised, it's like he already knew!
He already knew! My mom already fucking knew!
with the sky cg's this guy we're playing basketball playing basketball keyboard i'm typing i'm typing i'm typing
racing typing and i'm racing typing and i'm racing racing for your love racing for your trust
racing for all of this trust what is this like what is this i can wave to me wave to you you wave to
to you.
Look at him, it was me, and never asked me, I just casted to myself, I don't need to
keep it up.
Selena's only-
We can't get her bro, she's too fake.
We're gonna go with some cameras.
All the way back, we're back.
You bad?
Yeah, we're back.
That's what you're supposed to do.
Betsy looks different.
Ah
Y'all
Yes, that's mr. Waj
Let's start off by saying yeah, um
Where was I where was I fuck spoiler alert? Yes?
Sin is letting me stay at her crib, you know, I got the air matches blown up and shit
Yes, my sin is crib
Thank you. Sit up. Shout out to sit up. I'm staying at her crib
But back to where I will say if you say your mom knows keep I wasn't keeping on school
Okay. Yeah, so my mom knew basically I told them I'm gonna drop out next semester
So another white lie. I just couldn't tell them, you know, and he surprised me was like, yeah
Kind of expected this and he didn't yell at me. I thought he was gonna be like
You fucking disappoint me type of thing
But he was just like, you know, um, yeah, expected this type of thing.
And it was, it was, it was, uh, it was, uh, more wholesome, to be honest.
Motherfucker was testing your waters.
Yeah, I was testing waters.
I was like, yeah, next semester, I'm not going to school.
I was trying to see what he was going to say.
I was trying to see what he was going to say.
But it was surprising. He didn't really care as much as I thought he would because I feel like he kind of already knew.
But then I called Ludwig because I don't know, I just wanted to call him for another reason but then told him about the situation.
And I think y'all seen the clip of him like say that he looks mad disappointed
But okay, then I went afterwards and I went to my dad's like yeah, I've been dropped out
He was like
Yeah, kind of kind of knew that but he was like yeah, why you lie to me you don't lie to me
In a way he actually
He cried after I
I
Told him after I got the cars so my dad, you know, he went up to me afterwards
And he's like yo
son
Don't be mad at me
but I think I want to return the car
And um I
Told him nah, you can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that
Um, and then he started crying, bro
He just started crying because I think he was just happy and then that's when I told him. Yeah, one more thing
While he was crying while he was emotional
He was mad emotional crying tears of joy. I hit him with a fucking bomb. Yeah, I've been dropped out
Yeah, I thought it was a good time. I thought it was a good time
But you know, I think he was he was very happy to pull him because he was like
He bragged to my whole family, you know, the whole family knows that I'm the ETA guy and shit.
So, yeah, I had this whole week, I was with my family, we had the family gathering,
I had to fucking sit down and talk to each cousin and each fucking auntie and uncle.
I'm trolling. I had to talk to each auntie and uncle and explain what I do for a living.
um but yeah it was very very uh wholesome week
like i needed that week but we back on the grind
um we back on the streaming shit um the sub-a-thot made me realize like
bro there's no reason why each week i can't provide
Fucking
Good content not not like a like a like a plan stream
So this week we starting off strong
You know shout out to the to the talkies in the chat. I don't know if I'm saying that right, okay?
I'm a talkie too
but oh
We doing some awesome shit today
All right, we're gonna go to our veyes. It's basically
Maya, Maya's, it's basically got kind of a zoo, but it should be fun, but before we do
that, you know, we have a lot of catching up to do. So, let's start. Say bunnies, yeah
bunnies. Animal sanctuary. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Ah, man. Let's talk about,
Okay, okay, let's go to my Reddit, all right?
Let's go, oh shit, excuse me.
Go to my Reddit, I think that's a Reddit
of a timeline of what I gotta react to.
So we got a lot of collabs this week, this week.
Here we go.
Everything Jason has to see slash miss.
Okay, now shout out to this guy though.
Shout out to this guy though.
Motherfucker needs a job. 9498.
Yeah, yeah, cause honestly for Jason, I don't wanna shit on him, but like, I saw this today, like someone like Kyve, most of his subs are from some, like someone themselves has subscribed to Jason.
I saw a birthday from a 10!
Out of like 80,000, 68,000 was someone gifting the subs. So that means some, cause you could purchase and gift subs.
You know what I mean like I could gift a thousand subs to somebody technically but I'm paying for a thousand for that many subscribers worth
But like other people like
No, you could I'm saying he didn't need all that
Yeah counts it counts, but it's just two different ways of going about it
You see what I'm saying, but I'm saying like Clyde's dream is still counting the gifted subs
Yeah, yeah, it is so it's the same
It is same but I'd say it's different if you're doing it for a long time, right?
Yeah, I don't think you're gonna have as many people just subscribe to gifting so
then you're not seeing that shit and
You know I
Feel like you know, I should hurt me at first and then because you know
know why why hate why hate you know what I mean is why why you know I was on your
I meant to your little frat party and you know it's like friendly fire you know
me ages should be supporting Asians but then he reached out to me and you know
he apologized and shit and you know let me just call him I'm gonna actually
I'm gonna actually call him, you know.
Yo.
What's going on?
Yo, bro, you know, I just want to call on like,
you know, I seen your apology and shit.
You don't seem like a bad guy to be honest.
I know it was misinterpreted and you know what?
Well, before I say anything, you want to say anything?
Yeah, Breck, I was saying in the video, bro,
like I got no reason to hate on you.
And I feel like that clip was really taken out of context, bro.
And I don't know if you got the chance to see the full video, bro.
Like, have you gotten the chance?
No, I did.
And I understand it was misinterpreted.
And that's why I was like, yo.
We should, we should, like, let's do the podcast together.
Yeah.
Would you, would you be down for that?
Yeah, bro, let's go.
Shut up, you fucking player!
Fuck you in that weekend podcast!
Fuck you in that weekend podcast!
Fuck you in that weekend podcast!
Fuck you in that weekend podcast!
Fuck you in that weekend podcast!
HELLO!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
YOU GOT ME FUCKING!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
SPID! YOU GOT ME FUCKING!
Apology, I see the apology. He still downplayed everything I did. I watched the clip in context.
He's gonna leak my number.
Anyways, next.
I don't need to watch this 9.1 honestly anymore.
K-Song Crash Out.
I think I've seen this.
Yeah, I've seen everything.
I've seen everything
Case I've really started clip for me
What I see that shit. I was like, I've never seen case on now. Shout out to the case on
Turn your audio up a bit. Oh, what my desktop or what do y'all want my desktop?
desktop okay next case I respond I don't really need to react to this shit to
be honest people thought from the hate oh no I really got my back though I
really didn't have to say anything and then like it's not even y'all like the
whole tip-talk shit that should spread real quick she spread real quick y'all
really defended me without me having to say anything and I appreciate that a
a lot. I appreciate y'all and I seen a comment that really explains why why like
Asians be hating on a fellow Asian. I'm not hating on Jason. Nah nah I don't think Justin
hated on me but you know you know kites with a little oddball and he also says
some weird shit um that I'm not gonna ignite again you know but he had to
defend his girlfriend he says some weird ass shit though but yeah where's
that comment I was looking at these crump comments it was something about like
growing up asian and yeah wait some asian county parents cannot find the
idea that other asians are generally connected with other races so jason 9 and
pandit to asians for views upset them is this true is this true this too it's
deep rooted jealousy from constant comparison to other people their age
from asian parents nah they really they really use it psychology they're
right I don't know I don't know because I feel like Asian people support real
hard but they also hate even harder sometimes
next just the hump oh my god fuck I thought this was a done the finish of
the thread Arke drama with Kai what it's okay you don't like me but I feel
like I was making a joke she used to say I was I was like every joke to
would say I'm fat. People would call me, you know, rude things on stream, you know,
and she would say them, but you know, I take them all as jokes. But I would just say,
there's a bit of a critical, when I asked her to not take my hat off, that my
first Iroh stream I ever did, my first Iroh stream on Jason's, I talked to her
off stream and I was all like, don't take my hat off. And not even anyone at
the phase house, throughout all the wars, like everything. And they always took
things forward. No one took my hat off. You know, people respecting my
boundaries. That is my one thing. But I told her off stream, don't take off
my hat she went live and she peeked her viewers and she took off my hat and
tried to embarrass me you know I actually you know I would ruin my night and I
was sad when I went home because you know I'm self-conscious you know so she
did that and then I talked to her off screen and I asked her why she do that
and and then she just said oh my shoe had 3,000 viewers so I just did it you
know so she just did it because the numbers were up you know she didn't
really care about me but I didn't hold a grudge you know I looked past it
Damn!
You know, she can't look past me and make another...
No, I didn't know this! I did not know that!
What?
She's a demon!
She's a demon!
Oh, hell no!
Hypocritical as fuck, no facts!
Damn, bro, and then she went and held a grudge
for Arke saying a joke.
Similar situation,
But I don't think Arky had a grudge towards Kachi
But um
You know I'm not gonna sit here and hate farm Kachi
But god damn like
Fuck
Fuck
Not a very smart person
YBG Deutreco just did hard
Ha ha ha
Oh
HELLO
Wait what is what is Stengel saying?
HA HA
HELLO
I'm taking a shit but I'm wrong
catching my own s**t
I'm not a racist verse
You're out of snare
nah
um
me personally
that was a
hey, now YBG had the best verse that
Raph
hahahaha
nah
nah
nah
nah
so make a
f**k it
so make a
uh
Raph excluded version
Jimmy Zhang's response
most of us aren't even from LA
Most of us aren't even from LA, but we are from the free.
We don't know how to make it.
Here's the thing, I want everybody here to meet each other.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, LA don't have to be as toxic as we make it to be.
Little thing, just-
Bro, it's only toxic.
If you make it toxic, this guy was throwing shots at me first.
I did nothing!
And now he went to backpedal and say,
Oh, just-
What is that?
He said backpedal just collapsed.
It's not that big of a deal.
What the fuck are you was talking about relationship?
past relationship and then said I had an ego. I did not even mention you at all.
It's not that deep bro.
It's not that deep bro. It's not that deep.
I guess I have to collab with him now.
But I'm just not going to associate with that side of fucking Asian creators
because they're weird.
people backpedal and backtrack when they see they fucked up they see people's reaction
now i should call them and be like yo you know it really wasn't that that deep
nah nah i already did that once i already did that once he probably he's probably watching
hey hey thank you for the giftings though hey i appreciate the how money hunter giftings he got
I mean maybe send another hundred and I'll consider the collab more thoughts
My Kai most of his subs are from some hey shout out to this guy, but yeah people you know y'all show it's mad loving
Just started defending me a whole tiktok who community was just defending me man. Shout out to that guy man
more thoughts
Yeah, think about it, like, that's not what we're trying to put each other down.
I've seen this guy.
Now, shout out to that guy.
We really, we really, uh, nickin' the cut.
Ah, man, I saw his ass get whooped.
Holy fuck.
Hold on, let me go through my bookmark.
So much shit happened.
Too much shit.
Pre-gumatury, you know.
So you saw him, buddy.
React to Supernatural by New Jeans.
Now, shout out to Fader.
about new dreams
Jason definitely put all y'all
Shout out to
I
Don't know why bookmarked this all right y'all a we'll let y'all know possibly coming soon
New York stream with Linda
Maybe coming soon
a B coming soon
This motherfucker YBG hit me up called me he's like yo I need to ask for your hand
and I need you asked for your approval I think me and Linda are in love I was like
what the fuck how did this even happen I thought this shit was over with I I mean
I don't really talk to her anymore so lucky I go be happy so I guess that's
happening now see this
Tuba not shout out to Jason and we news I mean we know things on Twitter
I'm tripping
This was this was crazy
And he shat me out a shout out to Jai wolf
Now the PR from Jason the ween updates was crazy
Shout out to a girl beat shout out to fucking Gek
We're crazy
Jason we got fainting a ray hook to the ETA. You know, I'm just nah, but I see this shit though
I was like whoa
Oh my god, bro, y'all should have seen my oh fuck
Y'all should have seen my initial reaction. I thought this was fake at first. Okay, but apparently this app called phoning is where
Every members on it's like is a texting app. You they talk to the fans and they also can go live off it
Minji mentioned ETA. I could I am now fluent in Korean. It says
Yeah, the ETA song has been popping
Jason the Wiens my favorite twister and I was like
Shout out to ETA. Oh, this is what this was but uh, yeah
Did I see this shit in my heart started accelerating?
This was fucking great fucking time I thought I thought it was it though. I thought that was it though boom
ETA streams nearly doubled. I didn't even know I didn't even know like that even happened
That's crazy and I heard they're going through some shit with their label
They're being suppressed or something like that
And I'm getting told that I'm helping them I was like what that's cool, but uh
Yeah
ETA oh
My oh my fucking gosh. Oh
When I see this when I tell you I was so
That was crazy
Happy birthday to her.
She's her 20.
I gotta go to Korea this month.
And I'm gonna make it happen.
I'm going to Korea by the end of this month.
Got to, got to, got to, I got to.
I heard Halloween in Korea, it gets crazy.
Yes, with Edward, we're playing it. It gets crazy, like, bad, crazy. People dying. It's crazy.
This clip, I've seen this, I don't know how you-
What the fuck?
I've seen it, the adults are talking. You can show them.
What?
Is this a stroke song?
Nah.
What's your favorite thing in your favorite song?
Nah, they're part of me playing this.
New jeans?
Yeah. You listening to K-pop?
I mean, to be honest, Jubby said I manifested this shit. I mean, I have confirmation at
all that they're coming off street like what it's new jeans all right and they
noticed me no they notice me though
you're not having a spoiler alert spoiler alert
zero offense you do not have it like that
new jeans is funny
I'm literally gonna go to Korea and meet new jeans
you are not going to Korea and you're not gonna meet
let's just stay for a 10
and film them from a 70 foot distance
we bought new free tickets you are not
I'm gonna buy me a green ticket to see you soon.
Yeah, that's crazy though.
I said listen to me.
I got noticed.
I was fangirling like crazy.
I don't know why I look like this.
Yeah, nah, this was a great fucking moment.
Um, great fucking moment.
The fuck?
Yeah.
Buying new cars.
For my parents.
Motherfuckers saying well, well, well.
because I buy Lexus's but like you know this was my strategy if y'all didn't
watch the vlog my strategy was like yo I asked my mom my dad what do you think my
aunt would like and I suggested a GLE 53 and I was gonna get that shit but then
my parents were like oh she's not even like that she would rather have like a
Lexus, because you know Asians like Lexus, Lexus is luxury, reliable, etc. So I got two
Lexuses for my mom, my aunt, surprised my mom, and my dad, and my aunt, got a, got a
tundra for my dad. Boom. That's feeling in the world. I see this. I see this shit.
No, I'm dumb as fuck. No, I'm actually stupid. I'm stupid, look at this.
I'm annoyed at the camera, what?
Okay, you're sealed in a cank tire?
Because I'm about to come with all the cars. Big reveal about to happen.
Yeah? Yeah.
Yeah, they have no idea.
I'm annoyed at the camera, what?
Okay, you're sealed in a cank tire?
Because I'm about to come with all the cars.
All the cars! I'm dumb as fuck!
Thank God they don't understand English!
Ha ha ha!
Ah, fuck!
Bro! Oh my gosh! One of my aunties, they didn't catch this in the video, or Sigi had to edit it out because too much was being revealed.
But one of my aunties went out and saw like a ribbon on a car.
And she, I didn't tell the family that I was surprising people with cars.
So she went out and got my mom and bunch of other aunties to look in the cul-de-sac of the neighborhood
It was like, you know, what's that? What's that? And I was like, and had a run! I had a fucking run to the auntie!
And I was like, yo, yo, yo!
I looked he like push her in back inside the house, but
Now they did it. They did it. They did it. No.
Oh yeah, book money this. Only elixirs. Nah, people really be hangin' on a ninja, but.
A bunch of edits were made. Jason slash Hany edit. Ah, I'm not watching this. Alright.
99 likes. Elite cap cut. I guess. Nah, nah. W edit. W edit. W edit. Alright, let's go
top of the week let's see what else what else what else I miss all right
obviously oh oh let's go on tiktok and look at it let's look at the tiktok
my god bro I was looking at the calm I was looking at the calm that you get
fucking being hello after I posted this god damn it I'm not buzzing this oh
Um, people were like, oh, losing aura.
Like, come on.
Chasing the collab out the window.
Like, I can't be excited?
Like, I can't be excited?
What the fuck is wrong with people?
My fuck is saying I got one emo.
Like, I have to open my, I need to equip new animations.
But, like, I was happy.
This was one take.
Like, I seen this, yo, city actually called me AAM.
He was like, yo, check TikTok.
And I'm fucking confused in days,
cause it's 8 AM, like, why the fuck did you wake me up?
I'm a little grumpy and shit.
I thought I got banned.
He's like, check TikTok.
He said, type in new jeans.
I see this shit.
Hold on, hold on.
Nah, this was crazy though.
This was crazy.
I swear to God, but I tell y'all,
I was so fucking geeked, man, man, whatever you're saying,
preserve aura, don't jump up and down,
don't react like this, like what?
Are you crazy?
I was geeked, I was geeked.
I couldn't stop smiling for like a whole hour.
Zero likes, obviously is good.
But yeah.
No, I knew she doesn't know me right
Well, there's no way right the top comment. I'm the top comment
Yes, I tried to fucking DM them on Instagram, and I got no response, but I'm trying
my dream collab I
been set this
Yo
Nah, if I get new jeans on stream, I get real big please for every every person
Email no thing about like kpop
They don't have individual instagrams like
They don't manage their own instagrams and stuff so
It's hard to get in contact with them, and I'm trying but I might just have to go to Korea
I was gonna say fine, but that's awesome creepy shit, but I'm I'm I have to I'm just kidding
I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking chill chill chill chill
But uh, honestly this
This was crazy. This was crazy enough for me
The stands are coming to please don't please please people who are saying
People were rage baiting and saying Jason made new jeans and then we got the new
jeans stands hating on me like nah I did not make new jeans I just I just I
just promoted one of their sobs
they were hard you fucking big as shit
just wait for your clips you're so finished oh seeing this oh just reacting
crazy nah honestly over the break I started listening more kpop cuz like you
know I gotta be more into this this kpop shit obviously I really only
listening like to me oh bro oh my what why y'all saying oh I really only listen
to new jeans and I know y'all see me make that playlist and I only got like a
couple songs and shit but I just been listening to a whole another playlist
it's taking a kpop and there's literally a playlist
I've seen this. Wson, thank you.
Arke's first time on Jason's stream exactly one year ago?
How the fuck do you have this saved?
It posted on the exact, like on the anniversary.
Like what?
This is very quiet audio.
Before we start, you got a camera?
Yeah.
All right, man.
So how tall are you and what's your favorite food?
Five, 10.
I would say steak.
Steak?
You go to the gym?
Yeah, I don't have four times a week.
What's your race?
Black and Mexican.
Okay, you're like a rare breed.
Fuck.
You're not that many Black and Mexicans.
Yeah.
Nah, he's how mad nervous.
I wouldn't say you're fat at all.
And by the way you talk, I don't think you're fat.
Like, we can literally wrap this up right now.
I think you're a good, like, you're 5'10", right?
Yeah.
I think you're around 9'1 and 6'5.
Let's see that camera.
see that camera oh my god yo he got smaller yo he did have to get smaller
but this is yo he got smaller desktop but nah you look good though this is one
year ago that's crazy the Jason effect
The no-sir face
Oh my god, bro, so that's why you
Why are you trying to riz me up, why are you trying to riz me up?
Daaamn, full circle!
That was hella nostalgic!
Shout out to Arky, that's my boy!
Bro, half the people that are friends of me now made out of discord.
Is that bad?
Like most of my friends I've literally met through discord.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ahhhh!
Some crazy shit!
Fucking loser
That's how that's how the word works now everyone beats through the internet
Instagram
Take talk new jeans collab coming soon. I mean
Shit, I'm trying. I don't know how possible. This is though. I'll be honest with y'all
Yeah, you just saw credit getting credit inter success story
Nah, I would say phase help Arke a lot. I think both me and base help Arke bro
W inter now he was an intern for sure that one day
when he made
When he went to fucking C-Sign
Jesus he was a yeah, he was an intern that fucking day. Did y'all see that shit?
Jesus I could not watch that
He made a girl cry again over a weekend over a week
C-nish
All the R.A.F.R. and to lose it in one video, delete this right now.
Like, y'all, oh my dick.
I can't be excited that New Genes knows me
and recreated my 100K celebration.
Y'all want me to be nausea a lot about everything I do?
Arky calls out Kaiji, all right, students.
Info about the WinnieVers groups for confusion.
Yep.
Did you hear YoSanti looking mad across the-
Oh, shi-
Yeah.
That's so cute.
Nah, I really became a TikTok girl this week!
Nah, you was- you was targetting a little bit.
You did it.
What's this?
G-
Um, my name is Jason and I have the honor to present the best content for-
Um-
You know, I think we can all agree that we once had a dream-
for me a group of friends. Yo I was charged. Say I didn't glow up though. Look at me Asian
ass fit. What? Come on y'all. Come on. Say I didn't glow up.
Friends to create content with and actually be successful in doing so. To everyone
in these groups that need a cool Asian guy please hit me up I am free I'm a free Asian
I spent the crazy last year I'm trying to process still I don't even know how I should feel I got a couple big
house to sit in I got friends who just pretend to say they love everything yes I fell in love again
I thought this was impossible
And I promise this to work for me
To carry them
I promise I won't give a fuck
Because I know I am
Ain't love me under cover
I just wanna understand
Said my brothers come and found me
Bitch, yeah, like a fan
So wait a minute, man
It's been a while
I've shared only you
And all I'm missing
Fuck!
Leave me
For the way you used to be
Just for a while
I feel what I've missed
This is a crazy moment I cried when I think my parents $10,000 and it is crazy last week
or this week I've been on cars all very thankful for y'all bro this year has
being crazy and I'm telling y'all we only going fucking harder bro only go
harder no day
I miss my face blues I'm back in LA Jason effect is crazy not it's a crazy
statistic Jason made new jeans no that's stupid that's stupid I do not
make new jeans yeah not this clip went crazy clip went crazy what's it at right
now what's it at right now 1.9k likes nah damn that shit is at 1.9k I mean
now okay I'm stupid damn shit it's certainly crazy now the Vietnamese
Tiktok it hit Vietnam to me it hit the Vietnam tiktok
CTE punching
facts
W auntie
Nah, yo jazz they were the five gift in
Who a bro feeling like
Yeah
How do y'all feel about my posters? You know I was going through a lot of shit and I went through an arc where I was
Reading books. I've read a lot of books over the week and studying paintings. All right
This is what I felt like I was evolving into a new person.
And obviously this represents a promotion.
You know, when you get that...
Yeah, no fucking idea what I'm talking about.
Really, thanks for the Jason and New Jeans fan.
I don't know if y'all knew this, but K-pop's fans last year used to associate E.T. as a terrorist song?
I did not know that.
Name song which really means estimated time arrival was the same name of a terrorist group
What I did I know that?
nah, but um
Nah, I really just like the song. I don't know the Lord, but I'm glad I'm able to help
Shout out mash for the craziest is he made a plate again?
Nah, I don't need your parents!
God, Max really got the flu!
Damn, that's tough.
No, damn!
I've seen this.
It's a weak apka.
RMG immunity back at it.
Damn, I ain't seen this shit.
This viet K-pop duo would hit.
Nah, this would hit.
Nah, this would hit.
Nah, this would hit.
Hello?
Yo!
Are you paying rent?
Am I paying rent?
Damn, wait, you did the little side set up too and shit?
That's clean.
Yeah, nah!
Um, how much is red?
You know, I Asia got invoice, you got invoice like $30k.
Huh?
Yeah, you hear about that?
No.
You got pink old bag you got, you bougie ass fuck?
That's, that's, that's a Vivian Westwood.
Oh, you wanna see someone?
I wanna show you this.
Oh, he still got it!
It didn't break!
No, it didn't break.
And it actually holds up like, oh wait, sorry.
It actually holds up really nice.
Do you wear it for her?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Because I don't care.
It's not about the neighbor inches.
I don't care.
Yeah, it's OK.
Nah.
You're a server and shit, right?
Nah, she really blew up an air mattress
and got me a desktop.
Nah, shout to Sydney.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, so now if you ever need a place to sit,
well, normally you have that room upstairs.
But if you're in a desk, this is fine.
So it's going to work for you.
You want to have anything shit?
Yeah.
We hoop it later today.
You don't want the smoke.
Yeah.
Jason, Jason, Jason.
I was told everyone fucking sucks and that I don't need to try.
Jason, how many points did you get a dream come up?
Okay, okay, I beat flight.
How many points did you get a dream come up?
I didn't get to fucking play.
Why didn't you play?
I got two minutes to play!
What did I call you the last time, the DEI player?
Because that's what you were.
Bro, they put you on a team.
I could be
Jason they were covered I'm gonna be honest I can play with one eye closed it in fucking one like one negative missing on or still beat you
You know I beat Asian. Yes, I did it sort of God so I on my life
Swear, yes, I swear I beat on we did first of three
Yeah
No, he let you win because it can be because
You're sleeping in my house, I can literally hurt you if I know where you sleep. Are you sure you want to do this?
I was actually going to say that but it sounded crazy so like never mind that sounded so bad.
That sounded so fucking crazy.
It's like nothing here.
But yeah, I like when my swords are just upstairs to say so keep it up.
I would fucking beat your ass if you say that.
Fake swords.
I'm not scared of fake swords.
They're not fake swords.
You're in Texas.
I got real swords, real guns.
What do you know about that?
You don't have a gun in this house.
That's not your body.
I'm just strapped like that, you know?
You see my doggy. Oh, we're gonna make a doggy tiktok. Yeah
You know the demon now
Yeah, not actually sick he posted the clip on Twitter. Yeah, I know and I see that week as then I have to teach you
The fuck you mean week as I have to teach your friend. He's better than you
Yeah, actually he does wait. Do you have a doggy for real? I don't fucking know how to do but I think you bet
Wait, how do I connect to the speaker? You want to go to my setup? Yeah
Okay. Do you know how to switch it?
I just-
Wait, wait, wait, wait, before you switch, let me work there with a switch mine so it doesn't get tucked out.
Okay.
A light ass Duggy.
Oh, let me practice.
Let me practice.
Do I even have the credentials to teach you how to Duggy?
I'm not training with 200 gifted ass Duggy!
Motherfucker, you need to do the Duggle.
She's about to teach me how to Duggy.
Go up.
I'ma go up right now.
Stick to ETA.
Go fuck yourself.
Teach me, teach me how to do it.
Imma go up.
Imma go up to the moon.
Life after that and you learn from those mistakes.
That's what it's all about. You know what I mean?
Seriously.
No, seriously, I mean that.
You know, it's all about love and positivity.
You know?
You see, Bob, think of it as sub.
Matt, think of it as sub. Appreciate you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I think he was joking about the invoice.
Please find that guy's address. Okay, I'm gonna send him like a apology note, a letter, everything, that's my fucking bad, buddy. Okay, that's my fucking bad.
Holy shit, that's my bad. Hi, Jason. What do you mean? No? Well, Chris, next door, hold on.
You can sit down. This is a broken, by the way. Switch it, because I wanna just, you know what I mean.
No, I share it, I share it, I share it.
No, see, they're saying the Cinnophiles, that's not what they're called.
The Cinnophiles?
Don't call them that.
The Cinnos...
No, don't call them the cinephiles. No, she likes bitty. No, have you met bitty?
He's here by the way. He goes in Austin
Yeah, did he saw us? No, I don't know
Oh, he might have like a little get-together
Why are you here? No, I mean you're staying here. You're gonna hang out
This what happens?
Would you love being here?
No, let me show them what you put back. Hold on stop. I'm gonna show them what you pointed at
Go ahead say that say that go ahead. That's I can't say I mean you say it all the time
So you might as well. Sorry, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding
I mean, you know, you say it like all the time. Oh, I can't say that cuz you got new viewers
You're like a sweet lovable angel. That's what you are amazing
PG you know who's that one gift that you always yell the time yep just a
little bit louder okay yeah it's really not that crazy you wanna see my sore
actually oh shit oh shit be careful it's very sharp is it if I touch this
will I get cut yes I cut my hand on it in front of me what is fake ass plastic
ass sword yeah you're you're trolling I'm not feel that it's glass are you dumb
Are you dumb person?
Yo, Neko, thank you so much for the five gifted. I can say that you can't. Neko, thank you for the five gifted. I appreciate it.
That twin is at your hand.
Yo, thank you. Yeah, I would literally die.
So you threw a fruit at me, we can play Fruit Ninja.
Yeah, and then you could slice it. I have a
11 downstairs. You want to try?
This is not sharp enough to cut it.
your way I got your chat up and share it slice my hand open yes it did in front
of Emmy it did do you don't even know what type of sword that is do you no no
no no no this is this is the bonka look around you you're actually
Elden Ring, this is a bloodstone where he stabs himself.
Right?
Yes.
Do you not game at all?
I do.
What do you do?
Discord content?
Relax.
Are you a hinge demon?
Yeah, you're just a hinge demon a little bit.
I'm not there yet.
Who the fuck are you?
I'm older right now.
You're not that guy.
I'm not.
Hold on.
I'll do that.
You're not that guy.
You are not that Samurai.
Is that charged?
If I say you are not that Samurai.
You are not that samurai
No, I'm Japanese. That's fine
No, don't start cuz I know you you get
No, type one of your buddy you love new jeans I
Actually, you know what our song from new jeans is at our household. Oh you listen to yeah, but this is ours
and then it's about your baby.
We spent an hour in the house
learning the dance downstairs.
Really?
Yeah, like.
I learned the TikTok one,
and one where you go like,
I'm just like, one of this kind of.
Do you want me to put it back?
I got it, I got it.
No, no, I got it.
I do not, it's the other way.
Oh my God.
It's the, Jason, please, it's,
Jason, please do not break the,
that sword is really expensive.
Don't,
Jason,
Jason also be careful there's a mesmer statue above you so don't like hit the wall or you're not get down I
Do not trust you with anything in this fucking room
Relay I don't trust you at all
Dude you I just feel like you're a clumsy ass motherfucker aren't you stop? What are you doing?
You know what you are
No, I mean yes, you're an annoying little brother
That's the energy now you Ron and Lacey are like an annoying little brother
how it's not like a bad I did this and you said what are you doing yeah but it's
like the things that you're doing like you're walking around you're touching
shit you know what I mean like you're that's what you're doing you're just
an annoying little brother they're calling you a peon that's not a bad
Right am I saying a bad word?
It's a peon
I'm a peon what's a peon do the OMG dance no, I can't do it. Well, I can do this one
Is that like your one eat I can't talk wait. Can you doggie like actually like really doggie
Yeah, of course I did a lowest ranked human.
Are you?
Why are they talking about you like that?
What the fuck?
That's not my chat.
My chat's not- that's your chat.
They're saying you cannot- even my chat's saying that.
Dude.
Are you gonna do it?
Okay, wait.
Oh fuck.
I can't fucking type.
Ready?
I
They're saying you
Wait, wait, wait, who's was better? Okay, my chest thing I got mugged. I didn't get fucking mom
No, cuz my chance on me who is better
I'm cringed down. No, this is a far. No
Sinna was great. Sinna Sinna was better. Sinna is gonna say the other person
Could be fucking the worst dug in the world. Do you know any other dances? Yeah, I can't dance
Why'd you walk up like that?
Look you walk up to the computer like that stop. I'm gonna raise this. How tall are you?
Okay, are you about to are you about to farm you want me just played on here
What is that do it again, please please please please can you do it one more time please?
Please it was kind of clean for real. Yes
We are farming now get double over the phone chat thing why is your
I think my chat is actually on I thought that they would like that but they really didn't like that
They do not fuck with you
That's normally my chat just hates on me
You are kind of you know what it is. They call you an ic monster. Oh
Your channel know you
Your chat calls you an ic monster. I chat says everything. I
Know but you a little bit. You've got a little bit of an ic5 to you
But you have been aura farming recently with the blonde. I still really like it. Oh you fuck with it
Yeah, the blonde is clean. Are you gonna keep it?
I mean I can't my dad said to read diet black when I get home
But then he saw how damn is my hair was he's like, oh
Don't touch it
How did your parents feel about the car? Oh
not I
Sit down
I'm getting my aunt when I'm gonna surprise her and I didn't tell her, I didn't mom, I'm getting them a car
Wait!
My aunt cried, my aunt cried
That's so sweet, aww
Did you actually tell them that you are leaving school too? Because it's not like a big thing for you
She was shocked
She's probably like what the fuck? So they had no idea that you got them cars either, nothing
That's crazy and no idea they were all like Lexuses and shit weren't they yeah
It was Lexus two Lexuses in a Toyota
Hunter, you know the fuck how many ads you run during the fucking sub-a-thon with it max
Honestly, I didn't run max ads until like
the last quarter of the month I
Didn't I started off running like seven minutes of ads. How about you run?
During our marathon. No like right now
now uh not that many mine's kind of lower it's lower than what i know other people do but i'm not
gonna leave i'm not gonna leave there are people on twitch that legit run full full ads i know i
know who you know who i'm pretty sure i don't want to say who i don't want to say i mean it's obvious
who who who was yours uh why don't you want to say no i'm not i'm not airing nobody shit out
I'm not airing no one should act
Doesn't ask my whole chat saying max I
Don't for the sub-a-thon like people running max ads gonna lose him a sub
Well, also cuz like you just are live 24-7. That's why people do it. Well, like
I probably does it that makes sense for me. That makes sense cuz
He's caught. Yeah, he could literally like just do that bro. You're sub count by the way, what?
You're sub count by the way is how you feel
That's so fucking crazy
Before it all fucking disappears in a month. Okay, but even if it disappears like that's like me the other day
I was at like like fucking here
The other day I was sitting at like we're after the marathon
I was sitting at my all-time pee and then it goes away, but like it didn't drop down nearly as much as I thought it was
What did you peak?
Like 12.5 which is good for me. I was
Actually a piece of shit. I didn't say anything. I was like, yeah, that's good because it is good
That's a crazy. No, what was your peak genius?
Just say
100 for my fault my fault. Yeah, but you're losing to a PNG. So, okay. I actually love our mouse
No, I'm not so sweet. I love our mouse now hop in her chat one time
In my five minutes, I got a
Oh, our mouse is literally like farming. It's crazy
And she does like two months of it on
Is it two months? It's two months
Oh, that's fucking crazy. I mean, she literally she's donating half of it to charity. What about you, Jason?
What about you Jason? What about you donate to a charitable cause?
I bought my family three cars. You're not thinking about any, you know, charities that you have you have you donated anything?
To anyone, you know in the grocery line where they ask you yo
Sorry, this is really bad. Why talk about getting donated to charity. Lou with the 25 gift aid
Yo, Lou with the 25!
Like, Gizzy's saying he's the mod of my channel!
Gizzy with the mod!
Lou with the 25! Thank you!
Gizzy, keep modding, bro.
So anyways, you know when you, uh, click the little button and it says, do you want to round up a dollar?
Yeah.
Nice. You're a millionaire.
I'm a fucking charitable citizen.
You're a millionaire donating one fucking dollar.
I clicked the little button. Wait, I hit 9k!
Oh, yay!
Yo, baby!
Shit, look at that fucking 25 get the fuck retreated.
No, we're at 95,300.
Yo!
Nah, I'm gonna milk it up before the cat, oh my God.
Ha ha ha ha, yeah.
Okay, now my chat's fucking making fun of me.
All right, fuck you.
Listen, I said earlier, I was like gonna celebrate 9K,
and I said it's really hard to do
when there's a guy who 10X my sub count
just yelling downstairs at the fuck me.
You can hear me?
Hold on, oh, they can hear everybody in the house.
But it's not that bad.
It is going to be weird that you're sleeping in that room.
I don't know.
What is that room supposed to be?
It's an office.
It's normally like an office for all of our stream stuff.
But we cleaned it out, to be able to sleep there.
Otherwise, your ass should have been on the couch.
I was literally fine with the couch.
Yeah, but see, when you make jokes about the agent
Whatever that's what I considered putting you on the fucking couch. I should have done it
I really should have put you on the fucking porch outside, but I didn't do it. Okay. I'm a hospital
We need it we don't need it dude cuz I'm supposed to do a cosplay with max
Yeah, and I'm really excited to do it
People are being OD about it. What do you mean like oh you're cheating on me, bro
I'm not dating that man. I'm not dating that man. I'm not dating any of these men.
I'm gonna hang out with them.
Bro, I'm gonna hang out with the homies.
Earlier, did you not see in this chat, bro?
I've had like 30 people in my chat get banned since you've come in here
and they go, I'm snitching that you're cheating on agents.
What?
Yes, just because you're here. Like, it's crazy.
What the fuck?
It's so crazy.
But see, so, you know, that's why I say,
I should have beat your fucking ass when you said that shit downstairs
Because you know exactly what you're doing.
You're farming it.
Actually, I will be getting my gift back while you're here.
You see, we've been here every night, right?
So you're gonna off-camera, like in poor water.
You don't know what is gonna happen.
I'm just making sure you know that at some point,
while you are here, I will be getting back.
Because you deserve it.
That's how you treat your guests?
First of all, I offered you a fuckin' cinnamon roll,
by the way, when you got here, so you're welcome.
I should make some rules and never give you one.
I'm gonna die anyways.
Okay, then I'll have to get you back a different way.
You could have gone off easy,
but I'll get you back a different way then.
See, diddy?
Why are they saying see, diddy?
Because they're saying you're gonna get me
while I'm sleeping.
Wait, no!
I'm not fucking hurt with this girl!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm not gonna do any freaky stuff, okay?
I feel like shoot you or something
with like a Nerf gun, not a real gun.
I've already gotten shot so many fucking times,
7th on like the nerf guns my shit up then you get attacked by like
Yeah, correct. Yeah, I got a pumpkin thrown at me. No, no, not that was a gorilla
Hey, you did get a pumpkin throwing at you you want to go pumpkin carving?
Okay, you wouldn't I mean maybe you know what I mean look look look look look
bro bro bro they are so far start holy fuck yeah well they got collapsed and
they got fucking collapse that shit is so annoying dude no I like 700 like
unbanned of course and I just don't want to leave them I want them to sit there
and just think about what they did I just fucking leave them all of them
from from like shippers almost all of them are shippers yeah I just get rid
of them. It's crazy. I don't do it. Agent me. Uh, I kind of like how I mean you and I
met through like gaming and show that that's literally how you met like he just
asked me to like play game with him Chris and aim. That's it. But like I wanted I
made a new resolution to ask for more collabs this year. Explosive with the
25 thank you explosive yeah no thanks for the the 25 you just had mods I
appreciate it nothing I'm sorry you gotta compete you know I have so many
subs it's just crazy you know I gave her a 10k jack shut up no don't be nice
You just shit on me when I hit 9k
Don't do that shit
We really do like chain together shit with like Chris and him
He literally invited me out of the blue with him sketch
Lacey and him originally it was me. It was cool. It was cool. Fuck yo, thank you for the five decks
I appreciate you. Thank you for the fucking five boys appreciate that a lot
Yeah, that's it. I mean, I think for a five y'all
Chained together. Nah, damn thing for a five. Yeah
You know, it's just crazy
I'm about to say some real parasocial shit. I'm like, yo, wait John. Thank you
You're so sweet, I appreciate it. Thank you
Yo giddy on things so much for the sub as well prime. Sorry. Did you get a prime? Oh?
What are you trying to do right now? You want to go fucking get for gift with my chat?
Yo jamboot. Sorry. I don't mean to interrupt you. It's really important. Yo jamboots and new jeans charts.
Yo, okay, let's go to the next one.
I appreciate it. I appreciate that. Sorry. It was really important.
Yo, they like necko, they like refive, they like refive gifts. Yeah
Yeah. Thanks, Nugget.
Johnny, give it a five.
Oh, shit!
She did this!
Huh?
You do this?
Nah, no.
You're a fake?
That's, it doesn't come anything.
This is juicer.
You're a fake fan!
Of, of what?
You never do this?
Of who?
What do you mean? I just think this up.
Do you do this?
I do the little heart.
Are ya'll see?
Damn, I'm really out here exposing the fakes. It's crazy.
How?
It's crazy.
That's his thing. I'm still a juicer though. I have a signed shirt.
Are you?
I have a signed shirt.
you're a juicer
yes
how many points you have in the chat
i check on my phone
i think so
i can show you mine if you show me yours
i actually hate pulling this up because chat is so fucking annoying
i have a hundred eighty seven k
dude i went through an xqc arc
i did it was so bad i would just have him on literally like late nights
And just watch like a shit time.
Who's your most watched, Trimmer?
Like, because, hold on, Jason, you used to watch a lot
of the Poggers community, right?
Yeah.
Who'd you watch?
Tyler won.
OK.
He was your main one?
Yeah, I watched Tyler won a lot.
Did you play League?
I did, sadly.
Were you depressed?
Not yet.
Used to peeing bottles to not wake up my parents
since Julie games.
You were a piss bottle guy?
I actually can't say anything.
What time I peed in a cup?
I watched a lot of Slicker.
Shut the fuck up!
You did?
Yeah!
I was a, I was a, I was part of the 0161.
Wait, how did you feel when he?
No, I was mad, I was mad sad.
I was like, damn.
That's kind of crazy.
What the fuck?
Nah, he was funny, but then he was like, yeah.
Wait, so you used to pee and,
I've done that before too, I can't judge.
It's a street slide poo.
Yeah, but now he's just a gambling addict.
Yeah, he just gambles all the time.
Does he still gamble on like...
I don't want to say, I don't want to say,
because I feel like I'm going to get a really bad clip.
I have no opinions about anything.
I give no opinions on anything, I say nothing.
You know what I mean? I just don't do it.
Wait, who else has you watched then?
So you watched time one, Slicker?
You watch any Ludwig?
I'll be honest with you though.
But that's my boy, Ludwig.
You didn't watch any of it.
That's thunk.
What if it was like a goat?
I know he's a goat.
He literally started a sub-a-thon.
I watched a lot of Bruce.
I watched everyone, not just Paulers.
I watched every Asian bunny eggs and big ones.
I've seen a lot of Asian bunny.
Alinity?
You watch Alinity?
I watched.
Yeah, I'm a big Alinity fan.
You want me to ask Alinity to come over?
She is my mom, after all.
This is my mother. You didn't know? No. This is my stepmom. What are you doing? What do you mean? We just hang out?
We should we should get a yoga session done.
We do that with like her, Mort Pie.
There's so many really hot women in Austin you can hang out with. You want to do a yoga session here?
That's crazy, that's actually so-
What?
What?
You suggested it!
I know, but like the only reason I'm suggesting it
is because you're a straight up gooner.
No I'm not.
Jason.
What is gooning?
Jason, be serious right now.
I'm being honest.
Have you ever, ever?
Do I twist your hair?
Yes.
Hell no.
You're lying.
You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. I'm glad you're lying. I'm glad you're lying.
Everything I love happened every day. Jason.
First of all, first of all, um, all I do is do a Twitch stream with, like, I don't do that shit anymore.
So you never looked at, did you say anymore?
Yeah! I don't do that shit anymore! That's just bad for your mental and it's not good. It's not good at all.
What do you mean do what anymore?
Goon.
Jork it to...
No!
Girl's stream rest?
No, goon in general!
Have you ever been bricked watching an Asian bunny stream?
No.
You're lying.
No!
Tell the truth right now.
I've never!
But I have been at a disco with my boys.
My boys ain't just randomly be bricked.
That's some normal shit though.
Wait, you're bricked with the bros?
Yeah, but sometimes it just happens.
Sometimes it happens, you can't control it.
Wait, can I ask a question?
Yes, you may ask your question. Okay
School question like to so that way if I can hear you just in case because I want to make sure um
so
When you go to like strip clubs, right? I've never been okay. I've never been but as a guy you've probably heard this story
Do you?
Is it normal that guys are just bricked up with the bros and they're all like cool with that? I mean I
Like that cuz I don't know I've never been to one back in high school. I will have a snapchat group chat
Where people will send like their balls and I did partake
But that's some high school shit every every guy in high school being
Every guy
I
Know it'd be some crazy shit like like Ron I've seen his fucking ass will spread it apart
It's just some guy shit, but it's not the same Ron's asshole. Yes. I've seen Max
I've seen Lacey's I
Was gonna call Ron to verify but now it's one too many
They've never seen my shit Ashley
I'm so confused were you like just spreading it and then he walked in no he walked into my room
I was streaming he walked he was out he went out the frame and he just spread his ass cheeks, and I screamed
But it's not gay. It's just like I don't know
I don't know so it's I don't I don't like that shit obviously. I'm trying to look away
You know, phase up, you know what I'm saying?
Do not phase up to that shit!
Do not phase up to that shit!
Yeah, sure, the home is your asshole, you know?
Phase the fucked up, boys!
Yeah.
No, dude, it's like...
It's like girls, like girls kiss each other,
but they're friends.
Right? You be kissing your home girls?
Okay.
I have done that before.
Exactly.
But it's not, I've never gone to like
friend of mine that's a girl and spread my ass apart and gone hey look at my
asshole gotcha like I've never done that I've never been in a snapchat while I'm
sending pictures of my boobs to my my friends but you know in a snapchat group
sending photos of your balls just like like you'd be a cool like I don't know
if I should say this fuck I'll say it's high school like we all have a
fucking past and this is some relatable ass shit like type one of
Is a rebel let relatable you would do a close-up of somewhere fucking crazy and then
Like you put in the group chat and then everyone be like what the fuck was that?
There's a lot of twos I
don't I
Man, I guess you just didn't have friends in high school
Jason I have friends in high school. I was not spreading ass and sending food. That's different because you're that's fucking crazy
It's a guy thing. I don't think that's a guy. It is you could call any of your friends any of your guy friends
Actually, I'm realizing Rosie might be the worst person that I could possibly call for this
Rosie Rosie quick question. I'm live
This is gonna sound really weird and I know that you work for me. So it might be HR violations. So I'm really sorry to Vance, okay
I'm used to this. It's fine. All right. Uh in in high school
Did you ever have any snapchat group with your guy friends where you sent photos of your asshole?
Yeah, dude. He's the worst fucking person to ask that ever like oh my god. It's
It doesn't count it doesn't count how cause no one else
I'm not doing it cuz I know what you're gonna do. I know exactly what I'm gonna do. I know exactly what the fuck you're gonna do.
I know exactly who I'm calling. He might not answer though cuz he might be on the stream.
Nah, he's different man. He's old as shit.
No. I mean he...
How old do you think he is?
He might be busy.
I think he's on the stream right now.
Hey, I'm live. I have a really quick question. This is gonna seem wildly inappropriate.
it yeah I'm here with Jason and we're just talking want to know have you ever
when you were in high school been in a group chat where you sent photos of your
asshole to your guy friends absolutely not cuz back when I was in when I was
in high school we didn't have cell phones exactly my god your oldest fuck
okay goodbye yeah holy shit I'm talking a fucking dinosaur what the what was
that you think they said photos by male he's like a Polaroid and he mails with
his friend's house are you gonna go on a stream are you here yeah have you
announced that he streams are doing nah but I kind of spoiled it oh I'm sorry
that's fine that's why I'm I'm about the League of Death I'm so sorry I'm
I'm sorry should I tell them about all the you know awesome k-pop artists that are coming to the house to hang out with you as well
Come on my house is gonna be great. No, sorry. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. Oh, I was sorry my dad
If you kind of fucking sick though, wouldn't it fucking wish
You fucking wish I wish
But you had a K-pop group in your house. Do you listen to like G-Dragon? Have you listen to like the OG K-pop stuff?
I tapped in over the week.
Really?
Yeah.
Dude, G-Dragon is like one of my favorites. He's the greatest.
Yeah, almost like one song, Untitled or something, and it's like real sad and shit. I'm playing it late night, car drives.
Are you depressed?
No.
Sometimes sad music is cleansing from the mental.
Oh. I mean I guess.
I guess you're ready to give them five gift that I appreciate you. Thank you red for the five
Listen, okay. I mean it's like you I don't I can't listen to sad music. I get really sad really
Yeah, it makes me cry. It's good music. I'm not sad. No, I feel like for me the wall is coming
That's why I keep telling my chat this the emotion wall
What does that mean because like I've had a really good year and I haven't stopped like you remember how the one motion
I'll hit you
Oh wait, when I cried I'm one shot.
Mine hasn't hit me yet.
And I know it's coming and I have a lot of shit to do
so as long as I'm busy, I'm not feeling like
I'm gonna get emotional about how good the year has been.
I never cry.
Well that's how you cry.
I almost did the other day when they showed out on stream
and then I sucked it up really fast
because I was like oh, I'm so cringe.
Yeah, my chat did.
Glass with the five.
How did you just.
Nah, we gotta do a Hennessy stream.
What you want to do a Hennessy wait a minute, aren't you 20?
You're lying didn't you just have a birthday? Yeah
Now about a turn 21 tomorrow Jack was get a drinking shrink going
You wanna do a drinking stream?
Are you actually 21 or no?
I will do it with you if you're 21, but if not, you're gonna give me a lot of trouble,
buddy, okay?
And listen, and that's seed-bitty allegation.
They're gonna be spinning out the chat, okay?
I will not have you underage drinking on a damn stream with me, okay?
Stay away.
No, thank you.
Me?
Sometimes.
You've never seen me drunk.
Have you?
No.
How are you?
I'm a fun drunk.
Emotional like you cry. Yeah, is that why you cry? Yeah
Wait, really? I can't for hours. Yeah, I literally looking at a clip of myself crying and maybe crying
Yes, dude, they said cried after a one was a one-shot. Yeah
It's bad
Okay, I'm I'm bad too though. I'm really lightweight cuz I'm not a greatest fuck I get bad
Asian love yeah, I need pepsi
That's why I like to wear like concealer under my eyes cuz I'll get a little red you get Asian glue
Yeah, but I also have wonky eyes, so I feel like my ship you going like this a little bit when I drink
No, what do you mean? Yeah, go ahead say we mean you like if I look straight can you tell?
Stop don't be mean no
He brought bass eyes
You know they're calling me she robbed for a while. No my eyes are wonky as fuck. They're calling me fucking she robbed that she was
So annoying bro. They call me everything in the book man. They compare me to every forehead every eye fold every everything is so annoying
Oh, yeah, wait, don't you have a big forehead too? No
I have a normal size forehead. Can I see?
No lower your eyebrows
I
Love them. I just have a fucked up hair line. Oh my god. Wait, yours is the same size. No, the fuck is not
Lead it forward. Lead it forward
Look
Bro, it's the same size. No, it's just different. I have a very box. No, your shit's big man
Yeah, it's like why you're so your hair lines kind of fucked low-key. Like I know I can't be talking but like
With it again. Oh
Time one more time. You have a tall forehead. I have a wide for it. That's the
Yeah, your shit is like a fucking iMac screen
Sorry sorry
I didn't mean it. Okay. I didn't mean it. I have a tall forehead. I have a white one mine is just extra long
But it's because that she goes up here. I got this a leg. That's what this
They say I got a Vegeta hairline
not me too look oh
The little widows peak shit in the in the middle. Yeah, bro. I'm telling you the blonde is clean though
I'm turn a ginger. I need a purple shampoo. Just get something. It's easy Chad. Does he keep the blonde?
I've really I really fucking the blonde
Everyone fucks with a blonde except my parents. Well because I came home my parents
Yeah, I got hoop earrings in oh
I did like during the month
It was good
You are you're farmed a little bit you got your glow up going
Nah, they said the hoop earrings is not the move.
I should have get these other studs.
Yeah, but that's your parents saying that, right?
No.
Oh.
Max and why the fuck I got hoops in?
I seen a clip.
You can get studs, right?
Yeah, but I don't know.
Everyone told me the hoops look better than I don't fucking
know, man.
Studs better than I don't fucking know, man.
Oh, yeah, they're all saying studs.
You could get like some like diamond shit.
Nah, that's not my body.
No?
You wear a $5,000 Chrome Hearts necklace normally.
Don't you?
I can't.
What are we talking about?
That's not your body.
No, I got so sad.
I went home.
My cousin's like, you changed.
You look like you're from California,
Rich County, Canada.
Oh, a SoCal Asian.
Yeah, you got that vibe.
Fuck, fuck.
You, have you go to UCLA?
Oh, hell, mom.
You know, I got a warning from UCLA.
Wait, what?
I gotta, I gotta eat me.
I can say that I got it. Oh, are you leaking?
Not don't come back with like don't film there is that where seaside is
Fuck seaside though. Oh my god. We're what a seaside cuz I was supposed to go with you guys remember and I
Why what is it it's a donor shop, you know shots of the owners, but
I just remember that Ron asked me to go with you guys and he said yes
So we can scout out women for Jason and it felt like I was like a predator, bro
I'm not going. I'm not going to scout women for Jason like what the fuck
I'm gonna ask is that that's how Ron described he said let's go scout women for Jason
I was like what I feel gonna be a white van circle in the block like I'm like fuck see sign
Is that what you normally do? Do you just go scat out? No, that was wrong idea. I don't do that
That's very oh, so you changed up your content now. No, oh, sorry
What am I saying too much? No, no, I do yes you do could you do hens reviews and shit too?
Don't you I've reviews. Yeah, don't you like to review people's hands wait. No you scroll hinge. Oh
Oh
No, you're on demon time. You need your scrolling hinge be serious. What's wrong with that? That's crazy Jason
You're just swiping left and right on hinge. I haven't done that in a long-ass time. I swear I
Swear I'm not break. I didn't look through them because I was good
It's how many likes I got how many are you like? Can I see yeah?
Wait, is it like you leaking other women or liking other women or them liking you?
Well, uh, them liking me and then...
I want to see. I want to see so bad.
Also, when you go on dates, like, do they know who you are?
Uh...
I'm not really a dates person.
I don't be going on dates either.
Cap?
What?
I mean, I... that's a lie.
You straight up just fucking wide in my face, okay?
You go on dates.
That's like, your thing, that's what you do.
Why?
What do you mean?
Do a hidden segment?
Nah, I got, I got guesses.
Guess how many likes I got?
Nah, after this week, my likes look, you jumped up.
20, or 22, oh, 20, sorry.
Oh, you had it, it was 22.
Wait, like 22 likes?
Yeah.
Is that good?
That's a all time fucking high I usually average a good like five. Oh really? Yeah, okay
But all you gotta do is just post up and be like oh, yeah phase this or whatever and I feel like it's kind of easy
Especially good in LA. I put a picture of me in Nelki
Okay, I'm not gonna lie though that might hurt you
Cuz low-key like if a girl I guess you don't want a girl less insecure
So maybe you know, but like imagine like yo, it's like it's like think about it from a girl's perspective, right?
If I like I'm looking at a profile. I don't do dating apps
But like I see a dude and he's got like a girl bestie friend. I'd be like, I'm good
But that's auntie like you could like if they wouldn't know ray. Yeah, but they might know ray and then it might be good
No, exactly. That's why I put it because they know rain. They like oh my god
They'll be like, yeah
We should go get Boba
And books and then you talk about Valkyrie. Are you using Valkyrie on dates?
No, what the fuck?
Have you ever brought up Ray when girls have messaged you and used it as a way to get a date? Be honest.
No, never.
That's cat.
Never. That's cat.
I don't be like, oh, I know Valkyrie. Like what? That's a, that's a ick.
Wait, Jason, question. Do you message these girls on stream too?
Jason no say no please Jason say no these girls know that you're messaging
them in front of a live audience listen for the most for the most part for the
most part now you copy listen for the most part like I'm putting my location
in LA and they know me so like do oh so you just assumed they all know who you
are? No. Do they do you do you bring them over and you don't tell them they're
stream? No, I've never done that. And I look he chilled on the hinge like last
month I didn't do hinge at all I did a couple times but no wait you do the
copy and paste method? No. You copy and paste the same message? Jason, Jason stop
because the one time I ever did a dating app the one time a guy did that to me
and I found out and I cried.
Tell me that's not true.
Jason!
What?
Jason, the one time I ever did a dating app,
it's like the one story I tell.
I went on a dating app, I went on a hinge, okay?
And then, because I don't like to do hookups,
so I was like, oh, well hinge is supposed to be
me people, it's like going on dates.
The guy DMs me, it's a cute photo of a puppy,
and he said, you're the most beautiful girl
I've ever seen, so cute.
And I was like, oh, that's so sweet,
because I was going through a breakup.
I was traumatized.
And then, and then I send a photo to my best friend.
You gotta find your boyfriend on hand.
No, she knows the guy personally and she says,
wait a minute, I've seen this message before
and sends me a screenshot of him saying that he uses it to pick up girls and it works every time.
So then I deleted the app and I started crying.
You...
That's your fault.
That's my hinges.
People spam like...
Do all guys copy and paste?
No, no.
Only the bad ones.
And I'm one of the good ones. You just said you copy a face. No, I didn't
Sometimes I do but like that's when
No, I've changed that's so sad
That's terrible. No, but but girls do it too. What like this is a double standard
I was so sad when I use that app that I put it to I know but I put in my bio when I was using a dating app for the
Short time. I said I don't want to hook up. I just want friends
That's what I put in my bio because I just wanted to ask.
Is that sad?
I'm not just fucking depressed.
You got no friends.
Well, no, I had like a few friends but I just wanted the new group of friends to hang out
with.
On Hitch?
I didn't know what to do.
Hitch is a dating app.
Is that bad?
Oh, hell no.
Have you never heard, are you good at like talking to like women, like flirting?
What are you asking me?
Oh
Have you never heard are you good at like talking to like women like like flirting?
What are you asking me? I don't know I don't know oh
Cuz I'm not in my chat nose for it. Yeah, they know that I'm not I have tactics, but they don't work
No, I've watched the agents you're pretty good
No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. So if I pour this water, I'm just kidding
So I
That's the last one
No, I'm not good. I tell riddles on dates
stop
What's wrong with that?
Riddles on day. I like to tell riddles
What I think it's fun. I think it's cool. It's like a nice little icebreaker. What does that mean?
You asked him like a question and they have to like I say like oh like I have this fun little puzzle
That's how you are on a date
uh no no i actually went on a date like a few weeks ago like two weeks ago
i tell chat all the time but they don't believe me they say cap they say cap every time i can't say
i don't leak see a streamer i don't leak i keep that like separate they can speculate i let them
speculate but i don't say no no no no i don't say anything why are you go ahead make the joke
I dare you there's a water within reach. I fucking dare you do it
Anything you want to say?
Last week you said
You said last week I want to like two weeks ago like almost two weeks ago
See I say agent agents. No, we're just friends. He was streaming
Yes, he was
Okay, I just shower too. Are you done? I've got it. You got it out of your system
You know what I'll do? If you can make this joke, I will break this and I will burn it.
What the fuck? That's fucked up. That's my joke to you.
I know, but I will burn it and it'll mean nothing to me.
That's right. The yam queen will go away.
That's fucked up.
It is really nice though, but I would do it. Just for the bit. Just because.
What do you do on dates? Do you take them to like...
Well, my last date...
Did you go to Bobo?
No. But I've gone on a Bobo day before.
My last date was on the beach.
That's so LA.
I got a pumpkin through it throwing on me.
That was that date?
Yeah.
Now I was a crazy situation.
What?
So he said you were saying his thoughts?
Was he on something?
Like on drugs?
I mean, he said, stop courting my thoughts.
And then I kept telling him to relax.
I kept telling him to relax.
And that's all, that's it, and he threw a fucking pumpkin at me, but the next day he
sucker-pushed the old white guy, so I really could have fucking died.
You actually could have, I mean a pumpkin is heavy, right?
That bitch was heavy?
Nah, that's what happened though, I put reflaces, so I put my hand up and negated
the pumpkin damage.
What did that girl say after, because I know she probably freaked the fuck out.
She kind of handled it well, Mariah, she handled it well.
Is she really sweet? Yeah, she's sweet. Do you bring her back on stream?
Since then, no, cuz you guys have like girls that you
Like
Bring back. How do I say this? What am I asking?
Like you guys have like when you're gonna bring Asia back on stream. I'm doing it. Hey
I'm breaking it. I'm breaking it. Okay. I'm over it. Do that shit
That's five make one more aging joke. I dare you okay. I'm done. Are you done weird if you break it?
You're weird if you make that joke again
Are you done? I'm done. I'm done. You know what how about this you?
Make that joke again, and I will bring up the one person that you don't want me
We this fucking right now bring up what?
Bring it up. You're gonna do it. I just do it
What what are you gonna say? What'd you do on your break? Who'd you see on your break?
Any more photo you should know about any thighs you want to talk about you know what I mean you want you want you want to go there
Anything else? Oh
Are you done?
Call her on stream. Yeah, I did. She seems like such a sweet girl
She's so nice, but you made it a sub goal to call her
Yeah, it's kind of fucked up and I apologize to her. I did this probably beforehand.
Wait, Jason, you didn't tell her that you did that?
I know it was bad. I know it was bad. I know.
But she was super cool about it.
You are actually a fucking demon for that.
I mean, it's not like we had a bad conversation.
It was very wholesome, I think.
Wait, didn't I see?
Okay, I did not watch that segment. I only saw clips on Twitter and the clips on Twitter
They did not say that what it wasn't also it was um, you know, she was just
She was just saying her mom
Because she was a bit like oh
You call me because you hear it sounds
That is kind of fucked
They said did you at least split the some money with her that would have been the right thing to do
You could have just thrown her like a like a 1k
You mean like a million
Yes, you did your bullshit line. I did not make a million. There's no way you didn't make a million
Have you ever leaked what you made I did what you make
Are you gonna leak what you made during my marathon? I will you think of a real number
I mean like because yours was like yours will be different because yours is a sub-a-thon like mine mine is like a it was a marathon
I mean like
Around 500
Didn't Ron make a mill no, what do you mean around 500 so 700 K?
Because they're all saying 700 he's so serious 500 you pulled up right now show cuz I'm dead-ass if I say mine
You're fucking lion. How much did you make I just said my
Mine was around 100 that's wait
That was fake bro y'all got clickbait
What wait that was fake it was so obvious that he leaked it by the way intentionally I know
Yeah, but you motherfuckers all did that like you all just leaked on
Accident though. I woke up. I didn't realize I was fool-screened went to my earliest half and I leave
Why would you pull that up on stream while you're alive anyway?
Because I needed motivation to keep going
Were there any times are in the sepidon where you were like really done?
No, no, you felt like really motivated. I was motivated and I was happy throughout the whole month
But I would get tired. Yeah, I would have like g-fuel crashes
Me that's fair. Yeah, but it's like you're I mean you're just going every day
So that's kind of normal, but you have like I thought the most up plan
Yeah, like you're sure went crazy. Yeah
That's why I was like
But when I do it again
No, I do it again. I need time. I'm not gonna do that back to back. I
Would want to do a sepathon, but like I feel like I would need like a team like you have a team
You know I mean I got like watching Rosie, but I would need like a full production team because you have like how many people working with you
I mean I had Archie cameraman retify was like
assistant slash
ideas to keep behind the scenes
Helping and then the production team was just Addison Betsy. Yeah, that's so that's so like good
Yeah, that's crazy because then they could literally just you know do everything
Which is so nice speaking of which Arke is fucking sick dude. He's so cool Arke's a boy
Are you getting nervous that he's gonna not be your cameraman anymore? I actually like told him
I was like
Sometimes like yo, you're doing crazy with the streams. I I wouldn't feel it's out of way
He's so he's doing really good. He like
He he was so cute like when we were leaving he like asked me
He was too scared to ask me to do a tiktok with him
And I forgot who it was. It's the dude who does scheduling for like max. I think um
Um, yeah, he's he was really sweet too, and he was like, oh, why don't I think it was him?
And he's like, why don't you get a tick-tock and I was like, okay, so then I did one with Arke and Arke was so sweet, huh?
Yeah, the tick-tock. Yeah, but I'll just do like nah
Can I can I do a tick-tock with you while we do in the duggy? Yeah
Yeah, do it right now I do it right now because oh shit. I gotta go to
We can do it another day. You're here for like
No, I don't have to go yet, I have to go, it's like a 20 minute drive from here, I checked.
So I have like 15 minutes to have to dip.
Do you want to do it now or do you want to wait?
We can do it now or we can wait so you're here for literally every day.
True.
So you can just walk into my room.
You can do that by the way at any point.
Wait, what did I leave?
Because you said how far it was away.
That's not a big deal.
People who lose in Austin, though.
Yeah, it's not a big deal.
Everything is 20 minutes away and Austin, you're good.
I wouldn't worry about it.
But if you leak my address, I will shoot you.
Just know that.
Just know, if you leak my address,
I will come after you, okay?
I don't need a leak.
Are you a chronic leaker?
Is that what you do?
I'm not a leak.
Chad, does he leak stuff?
I'm not a leak.
Does he?
You do leak.
No, I know you do.
I don't leak.
Do you remember the discord?
I don't remember the discord
And it was jerking off in the discord
Your chat was jerking off in the discord
I made it
No, but your chat was
No, they were jerking off
First of all, that's like my chat
They have really nice, happy people
They don't do that
Chat, try one
I think I leaked it
I leaked it and someone's screen share their shit
To just fucking jerking off
Yeah, I've seen it too. I joined the screen share a screen out loud. I've seen it
That shit was crazy. I was a crazy first impression
I know cuz I never spoken to you ever in my life and the first time I ever speak to you
It's because my phone is getting blown up with dick pics in the discord that I made it was so many
Did you have to get rid of this court? Yes? I
Deleted it there were so many winners in there. It was too much
There's no way that was my chair
No, I don't know and then actually somebody pointed out and it's true
You get off the phone with me and you say sit down. I'm sorry
And the very first thing you do is you go full screen and you call the girl to start writhing her
Instantly I
Remember that because I was like there's no way that he just doesn't give a fuck. I do very tired a girl. I
Didn't raise I just was because she called me on face. I was I picked up
It's my friend
But it's a very chaotic night and I apologize I didn't mean to do it
I was that was my first impression of you, but after that you've been nothing but sweet
You are actually I think one of the nicer creators like because like I mean like when I came over
That I've had yep, that's my go-to question you say yours first
I've never had a bad experience
Never no, I don't think I ever have either I'll go stream. No
No, oh, no, no, I don't see me. I didn't come out with you
Okay, I'm just gonna move over out of this clip while you bring that up. What I mean
I don't care about that dude. I never come out with him
Nightful night. I mean, I guess I could allow it. Oh, that's another one. I'm gonna lead out
I guess I could laugh with him. I was in a party on stream, but
That wasn't a bad experience. It was just what happened after how does that feel by the way?
Do you ever talk about that? What?
Haters well, no, like I was talking about this on stream
I said when I started doing like really well and like things are going crazy for me this year
People were like like I like people that were going really good
And then other people that like out of nowhere just wanted to like
throw shade for like little shit but I was like you know what I mean and then
like it just came out of nowhere like when you start doing good people just
want to like tear you down so I feel like that's how your shit has been
recently yeah honestly yeah that people downplayed but that that's how that's
what it is the love outweighs the hate I agree because I feel like you you
have to say anything right like everybody else defended you yeah I have
I'm saying anything.
I was going on TikTok, people were saying, you know, the Asian community hates all Asians
the most.
But I don't think that's true.
I don't think that's true.
I think it's just some people.
Yeah.
But that's like, I think there's something in my chat, like, the other day, well, not
the other day, it's been like, fucking constant, I've been getting some weirdos.
They should be talking to talk.
And bro, I don't even have to say anything.
Chat, they handle it.
Friends they handle it like all my friends start lighting those motherfuckers
No, I don't say it's so nice
Well cuz you do good so as long as you know that you do good then you don't have to worry about it
Am I baiting it out of you? Are you about to be in a clip?
And I already said what I need to say. Did you already I called the guy because I was number
And I was like yo I'm trying to be on your podcast
Fuck that weak ass fuckass.
On stream?
Yeah.
Ha ha ha.
It was kinda fucked up with the fucking fucking.
Is there a clip?
Did you do it in my house?
I did.
What the fuck did you do?
Can I see the clip?
So I want to take time.
Uh, my chat if you have it.
I just need to call online.
Oh here hold on I got it.
Wait wait wait bro, dude, she got simi key likes
But what is the caption Jason the wing just crashed out on the podcast that criticized if you're gonna have a hundred case
I understand it was misinterpreted and that's why I was like yo
We should we should like let's do the podcast together
Yeah, would you would you be down for that
YOU FUCKIN' GET ME, FUCKIN' GET ME, FUCKIN' GET ME, FUCKIN' GET ME BADLY
SUCKPOLIGY, ARE YOU FUCKIN' GONNA GET ME?
SMEAR, YOU GOT ME FUCK!
I wanna do that so badly.
That is...
that?
You ain't.
You- that's- that's fucking good!
That's so good!
They said, Sina, take notes.
Nah, Chad, cause you know-
Wait, who are you beefing with?
Nah, I don't.
Who?
Here, I'll mute.
See you-
Damn.
All the time everything I do it's your turn obsessed. It's it's fucking crazy, and I came I was sick like really this week
You're over Twitter. I saw tweet. I was this close. I was this close
I was about to crash out of death. Okay. I was this close, but I was like no, let me not
You know what I mean? I was like let me just sometimes the best approach is ignoring
Why didn't you have to say anything and then like
Chat like I was gonna ignore them, but I saw opportunity not a blame you I don't blame you
Honestly, honestly you you get one. I think you get one and to be fair you had the other
Situation to with the other guy. Yeah, like earlier. So I think you earned it
You earned it, you know what I mean like you you be doing good shit
So you should talk your shit cuz you got a fucking hundred K subs. Yeah, so why would you not talk your shit?
Yeah, I mean how are you saying seer?
What's your say? Oh, he taught you shit. Oh
No, it's cuz seer did a joke clip the other day where he was saying I suffer. He's my friend
He's joking. He ain't trying to do anything. You know what I mean? He's not doing nothing. How long stream it today
I don't know few hours. We got more recording to do for the
the
vlog thing that I can't leak I
I
Forgot I'm sorry. I started talking. I started saying too much. I gotta stop talking. I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry. No, I'm not leaking anything chat
Don't don't don't stop cuz see they wash the other thing and they're getting a little too excited. I'm not saying nothing
Why would I be getting married? Hey, okay? Why would I be getting married Jason? I'm just talking. I don't know. That's a big thing
I'm actually you're asking I will throw water on you I was gonna get a agent car
when I put the pop with a popcorn in there yeah that was cute
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
Jason, are you done?
I swear, I swear.
I swear, I swear.
Okay, let's do the ducky.
Let's do the ducky.
Go over there. Are you done?
Apologize.
Apologize.
And say you won't say it anymore.
Jason, I won't say it anymore.
You're done. I won't.
No more jokes.
Pinky square right now. Do not cross your fingers.
Do it
Thank you
If you break that just know I will actually destroy everything I will pour water on your air mattress
And I will let it sit there, and you can't blow it. I'll pop it for all I care
I will pop your air mattress on your cows
No, you won't because I'll make sure that if you sleep on that couch
I will dump a bucket of water on you
And you're pouring water on your cows. I can buy a new one. Oh you gotta like that
I don't want to hear mr. 90k subs
citizens that's it are the worst babysitter ever
You are like a little
You're a little
You are you're not a little brother an annoying little brother
emphasis on the annoying and a little part
Far than you
You're ready. Oh first of all, you're not that much. Let's go
I'm a tick topper now
By the way, I don't know if you knew this over the week. I became a tiktoker. Why is it quiet?
Why are they spamming the cat? There's an attack. I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do the polite one. I don't even know how to
Why are you so fucking?
Do you want to do it?
You don't want to do it. You want to hit the Douglas? No, I do.
I do the Douglas okay hold on what why'd you laugh it's the Douglas you don't
like it no I like the Douglas I'm gonna imitate it okay I'm pulling up the
sound do I have to do one next to you yeah because I don't want to get mugged
on my little Dougie no I'm gonna do the same exact I'm gonna do the same exact
I just duggy lightly. It's that's it. I can't hit it like you you know what I mean
I don't know how to hate I
Can't teach you how to do because I don't even know how to do you myself. Okay. Alrighty
You're gonna do it
How do I wish I propped my you just lean on like right here. I'll raise the desk. Holy fuck. It's so fucking bright
Okay, ready
Was that good? No, this is a little tick-tock shit
Ready one take. Oh
One take one take
Okay, you see yeah, why am I so fucking happy? Yeah
Hey, what you have a check on it? Yeah, I got a game saw
Yeah, that's my favorite anime ever you watch JJK yes number that's number
That's number three for me
Really what's your number one attack on time? What's your number two? Sorry?
That explains so much you're like dingy
Yo, I gotta go yo
The it's a freaky scenes. That's you. No, I gotta go though. I gotta go like touch animals
Okay, oh you're gonna have so much fun at alveas. I've never been I've never watched any you're gonna have a lot of fun
And then afterwards we're doing do they know?
Yeah
Attack
Now wait, what's that lineup though? I don't know
shouldn't say
That means you got a stream for
We got a 12 hour stream coming today, chat.
All right.
I do stream late, okay?
Get out of here.
Go.
Bye, Jason.
I'll see you later, I guess.
No, let's put it back.
The doors.
Open the door, Jason.
Why is it so strong?
No, you're just like weakest shit.
Just open the door, man.
I thought someone was walking.
No, no, no.
It's just a door man.
Go to the gym or something, holy shit.
What the fuck was that?
How was it already you lose when you can't open a door like that?
You know what I mean?
It's just a door man.
Oh shit, my chair is fucking broken.
Yo chat!
Holy, we gotta do Twitter comments and shit too.
Yo, I'm ready.
It's already time to touch on animals.
I can't wait.
I don't know what the experience is, I've never watched any of Alveas videos.
Don't leak.
Apparently the service going to Alveas is shitty.
That's a good dude but a little ugly dude.
Jack hot.
I'm fit now. I've got the good fellow tea
phase chain a shout to rug
Balenciaga
pants
I'm a transfer to my phone though. It's like a 20-minute drive chat
You're gonna melt it's 95 degrees out. No, it's not it was actually kind of cool. I was wearing a jacket
Now Jeff it's good to be back
It's good to be fucking back
Yeah, let me honest over the fucking oh
Over the week a lot of like like a lot of my chat
More closeted k-pop states and it showed
When you know the new G's clip went out in the ET-18 went viral a lot of my chat
Y'all went out the closet and started saying oh
The seraphim this G dragon this
I
Been on new jeans this and that now y'all are tapped in I feel y'all though because I would
uh, I
Would be listening to music. It's like it's like when you're in the car with your homies
You've got that specific playlist
but
Once the homies leave you start putting on the k-pop start putting on the fucking
R B and B start putting on that shit
You need a camera man, uh, I don't need a camera man. I just I'm just gonna go up
You got shit on your shirt, I know it's mad dust on my shit
All right, hold on uh, I'm gonna transfer to my phone. I will be right back
I'll be right back. Thank y'all for all the subs by the way
Don't pull a jagged over these are seen that shit
That dude is a fucking idiot.
Yo, don't leak.
Ah yah yah yah yah.
Back up.
Show my room.
This is my room, bro.
Air mattress.
This is where I'm sleeping.
Alright.
Yo, I'm on the, uh,
can I show the house right now?
Yeah, just don't show it in this little area.
There's like boxes and shit.
I like him fresh out of the womb.
Yeah, on your back.
You guys want a whiteboard, please?
There's oil. Come here.
Come here. You guys gonna use the oil?
Yeah, I'll use the oil.
Alright, he's 10 foot tall.
What is this?
Hi, it's Jason.
Oh, hi, Jason.
It's your turn.
Are you holding him back?
Wait, hold on.
Yo, what's up?
Oh, no, I can't put it on this.
Dude, you're strong, dude.
Good stream.
Oh, my God.
That's what you're doing?
Yeah, for real.
Oh, fuck you.
Everyone looks short next to you.
You guys want to watch Sparking Zero?
We're just playing around with TV.
That's just so good.
What was your fucking file?
Recommend. Big game.
All right
No
You want to just switch to the closer like two minutes
my it's like yeah what yeah yeah yeah I got one I got one sorry about that sorry
about that so why would why do you think you're better than the other
who's alone Jason you know you you're good somewhere back okay so what should
we do we can't you are a bitch in a good way though not like that way home
Yeah, I mean like
Here is fried split ends of dooms
Why do I actually kind of like it?
It's like it's like it's like flight
It's like fight song like flight disingenuous. Yeah, it was like or or so a little minority
What was that one song he made?
What was it? What was it, Chad?
That one so Illuminati song.
That was, that was ass at first, but they didn't became good.
Dream! Yeah, that's what I'm saying, is that type of vibe.
I'm gonna take you to a new one.
My home chat, new ones at MNL.
Oh, shit. I'm gonna swap.
Y'all look so fucking jolly at first.
We should slap some music on.
Should we play, Chad?
Ah, should we get some new jeans going?
KSI song?
I slapped one of the new KSI
I haven't, I haven't had a fool listen to it
The hook is catchy
I
So kind you're so protective you're like my dad
Is that what you like to hear? Do you want to fuck me?
This is what I see
Why they making Josh giddy minor edits, bro like
Understand so everybody wants to fuck the 15 year
Yo Negro with the $5 wait, I just need the clue
Yo, this is some gay-ass shit.
You looking bad, girl?
You think so?
Yo, Richman! I love you, girl.
Look, this is what's gonna happen.
If they do it in a room, you see me duck-ass room,
we'll be like...
It's like trying to learn.
Okay, I'll try and wing it here.
She's so deaf guy, I know I'm not fat guy, you're right by my side.
Oh, that's some scary shit, that's like our Duke Dennis bro.
So I'm going to do something for you guys.
Have you guys?
I'll get the side of the table.
Keep your eyes on your nose bro.
So now move your finger away and keep your nose, and then try your best.
I broke my foot, guys.
Oh my God.
And like, if you want to...
You guys got me hungry.
Are you gonna put us on gas?
Oh!
Let's fuck up.
Hey, stop, stop that listening.
What's fucked up listening?
Let's ask a question, Jason.
I'm gonna ask you a question.
If you got a big-ass green piece of lettuce
stuck in your teeth, right?
Does that fuck up if I tell you
to go clean that up, or should I let you,
I'll let you, you know, walk around and smile around every chick's season, big green piece of fucking lettuce in your teeth.
Is that okay? Is that fucked up? No, it's not. I can tell you as your friend, right?
What the fuck is he talking about?
Right? No, no, that, that ain't sex though.
Yeah, it's not it. I ain't. You gotta tell me. You gotta tell me.
Shut up.
You gotta tell me, yeah, there's a lettuce in my mouth.
Yo!
What the fuck?
I can't lie, you're looking good today.
Show me the hair.
Show me the hair.
How do you do?
I just need to let you look for it.
No?
The first time.
It's F, but...
Yeah.
Let's see if you want to...
I'll show you.
Shall I just edit this?
Are we set up for...
Oh, they're pretty far on the table.
We'll get you there and we'll...
Alright.
...use a log in to your...
He's on his server, yeah.
You want to send your feed to his server?
Yeah.
What is the...
I have it.
You have your ingestment?
Uh, like the string feed?
I can be, uh, I can just make it as good as it is.
Come on, man. If you can log in over here,
do you have protection on these things that are up here?
I'll take them out.
Wow!
No bad chat!
Wow!
Nah, we got to talk to some animals.
Yeah, we have to get, we have to get them set up on our computer assembly.
Wow, hi! Hi!
How you been?
Hi!
Am I the first, uh, various this week?
Do you have like a whole week?
Have you and I have soil?
Did you dress me as well today?
I did, you could call us soon.
I've given that I was allowed on my own and I've already received a message.
Who should I send this to?
Send it to Lujo.
Yeah, my types.
Sure.
Are you live?
Do you think it looks like an intro to what you're doing?
That's about to be my thing.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
Hello everybody.
Hello.
I have the pre-collab questions, but you're already gone.
Are you afraid of anything, like, everthing?
I'm afraid of spiders.
But in, like, a funny, like, way, or, like, actually don't bring that up, please.
I'll cry away.
I mean, I don't really have a fear of anything.
Okay, then we'll be fine.
Then we'll be fine.
If spiders next to me, I'll probably start twitching.
OK.
I'm longing.
Are you allergic to any animals?
No, I'm not.
Yes, I'm afraid of fucking blood kids.
Why?
It's a long story.
OK.
A long fucking story.
OK.
Hi, everybody.
We'll do a proper intro in the switchover,
We're here already. Hello, I'm Maya.
We're at Albea Sanctuary. Isn't it Albea Sanctuary?
Where's my thing? Do I need to get a pin on?
Do you want hair? Do I put this on?
So, it's a 40 plus.
Why do you have a bullet proof that someone's gonna fucking shoot you?
Like this?
Yes.
Follow me, I'm doing this right!
What the fuck is this for?
Am I about to get shot?
That's what we wear at Zookeeper's. You can put that on, it's nice.
Oh, how are you?
Nice, never mind. You're taller than I expected.
I don't mean that in a router.
You thought I was short, so you got a taller person.
That's a compliment, right?
One of my sub-goals was to get shot by a gun.
I might as well fulfill them with a bulletproof vest.
Then why do I have this on?
Because you wanted the fit.
That was a good fit.
What is the craziest animal you have right here?
No spoilers.
No spoilers, I'm not telling you.
But you're gonna get a bunch of them today.
Excellent. Excellent. Okay. Act? Wait, we'll have that. Are we back here? We're here?
Are we? Are we stopped? Uh, I don't know. Should I end on here? They're saying W-Tech. No,
he's at an extension. Wait, I don't know what's happening. Wow. It's like a extension
Yeah, if you guys want spoilers, you can scroll through that, but Jason doesn't get any spoilers.
Yeah, I have no idea what's happening.
Those are all our embassies.
You know what Alves is?
Nope.
Explain to me everything.
I came in here with an open mind, I don't know what's going on.
Alves is a 5163 non-profit animal sanctuary.
We rescue animals from around the country, and we do education programs with them.
So there's a bunch of animals I'm gonna introduce you to them
I'm gonna tell you about those individuals, but also gonna tell you about their species and about conservation and about what you guys need
To help the planet. Oh, it's so fun. Interesting. We're going to school today. You love school.
Ah, I dropped out. Don't walk your head. I dropped out. I dropped out.
What were you studying?
Business. Really? I was nursing at first, but
At least didn't work out. That's fine. So I'm about to have an educated streak.
How old are you?
How old are you?
This year.
So what are you?
Technically, yeah.
Whenever you want to end on phone.
What are you doing?
POV, POV Canada.
This is Jackson, he's our camera.
That's me, tomorrow.
I'm back.
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
Professional setup. I got the vest on. Now you can really see the vest.
Wow, that looks good.
insane. Who's the camera pull away? He's actually kind of tall. Yeah, I'm not that short. Okay.
Hello everybody. I'm Maya. Welcome to the stream. Welcome to Albea Sanctuary. Are you excited?
Do you even like animals? I love animals. Okay, good. Just a second. We're gonna meet a bunch of
our rescued animals today. I'm gonna tell you about them and then I'm gonna teach you things
as well. So welcome to class. Okay. There's no seats. You can, no not you. You can
You can teach me things today as well, probably too.
Oh yeah, I'm an open book.
I don't understand half of what your chat says
actually makes me kind of nervous.
Maya is four-three.
You know I used to be...
I'm not four-three.
I used to be a Maya frog.
You know what?
This is gonna make you feel better.
I've heard that and I refuse to look at the logs.
Because I'm a good friend.
I don't even know if I did chat,
because I used to lurk a lot.
I used to lurk.
No, I heard there were logs.
In your chat? In your chat?
In your chat?
Not much.
But I haven't looked at them.
Wait, why am I putting gloves on?
Just put them on.
I haven't looked at the lies. I don't know anything.
I don't know anything.
But I do know that he's a fan.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
A big fan of me.
You know how I've had a past of just watching everything?
I've been on every song on the internet.
I was watching your stream of cinema that I saw that you were like a...
Slicker that's so funny. I watched a lot of slicker. I watched a lot of Tyler one. I watched
Aiden Ross. I watched Bruce. I watched the everyone. Wow
I haven't watched
Any of those people
Who did you watch? Nobody before starting
I didn't know what twitch was when I started twitch and then by the time I started
You had beef with slicker. I
I mean everybody has used it.
Oh, you said that money?
No, I did not.
He did ask, but I did not send him money.
Alright, are you ready to meet the first animal?
Okay, let's get down to business.
Oh, we're going straight to the animals?
Yeah, unless you have questions.
I have no questions.
Wait, so today, what are we going to do?
Basically just touch animals?
Here's the, oh, stand by.
Oh, never mind.
Um, here's the, uh, here's the plan.
Okay.
So we're in here at first.
Got it.
I'm going to introduce you to some animals on this table.
Okay.
Okay.
And then, uh, we're going to meet some other special animals on this table.
And then we're going to switch to the backpack and we're going to do a tour of the sanctuary.
Ah.
So you'll see everybody outside.
Um, but we're going to start in here.
We back?
Oh, yeah.
We're back.
The workshop was so fast.
Slicker EMP.
I had a 22 year old in here
trying to tell me some of the lingo this morning.
So I can keep up.
Actually, if he's listening, could you run to the nut house and grab some?
I was trying to have him teach me.
These lights are really bright.
You look good though.
Thank you.
I think I'm getting migraine though.
My vision's getting blurry.
Do you want them to turn down through?
Nah, this one.
I'm trying to learn how you guys talk so that I can keep up
Yeah, let me it's not too much to learn
W means good L means bad
CTE kicking in oh
Alright is why I'm scared of pumpkins. Um, I got a pumpkin throwing my head
One time. Wow
Yeah, by cracker
Oh, oh, I saw that. Yeah, that was scary. No, no, actually that was actually I wanted to I could have put him on his head
But I did it because I was with someone and you know, I didn't want to fight someone on stream
That's weird. Yeah, you know crack and have superpowers
Okay
Oh, what was the thing you said before that? Oh my gosh hundred dollars. Oh my gosh, okay
Alvarez is a is a non-profit so we run this whole animal sanctuary off of donations if you want to donate
It's amazing. Thank you so much. Are we not set up yet? Oh, it is set up. Okay, sweet. Thank you so much
Thank you so much. What did you say before that?
You said like CTE or something. Oh, yeah, I got CTE from the pumpkin CTE. What's that?
That's not even slang that's just like
you know football players they get CTE because they're fucking heated people
all day now it's the first animal a concussion a concussion pin link oh
where's Donald so we're running to a charity today is that cool with you
yes in your account wait you're in my account no I did yeah I thought it was
to see chat. So you guys can donate that way. Okay, first animal, ready? I'm ready.
Okay. What is it? You want to guess? You're wearing gloves for him. Oh, no I'm doing a
charity stream he's doing a charity stream that's eternal nice wait that is
no that looks terrifying I'll be honest George that's actually kind of scary he
won't jump right oh no I don't think I can hold that okay actually no I'm
George, you seem like a cool guy.
Is this muted?
Oh, it's muted.
No, that's actually...
Why is it so big?
Why is it so...
Why is it got two humps?
What?
That's just the shape of his body.
What?
It's top.
Okay.
George is an African bullfrog.
This is the second-largest frog species in the world.
You took him from Africa?
No, he was born here.
Why is he so calm?
Because he's a chill guy.
In the wild, they'll spend like 10 months a year buried underground.
They only come out for the rainy season.
So they're not like very, they're not super, super active.
What the f...
It's just, it's kind of just AFK.
You wanna hold it?
I have to, right?
Yeah.
Oh, oh, I'm gonna feel this texture, right?
Yeah.
You cannot drop them.
What happens if I do it?
You have to leave.
I will escort you out personally.
Okay, I'm gonna try not to but if he jumps out my hands not on me
Yeah, okay. Okay. Well, yeah
It's kind of like a hamburger. She's at stock shaking. Hold your pretty hands over the top. I'm scared. That's like way
It's like me. He's not wet. He looks wet. He's dry
You're gonna scare the animals you cannot yell
Yo
Oh
I don't know what to do now twin not my twin y'all. Oh my god. I can feel him moving
Oh, he likes me what if I toss him up like a like this camera. That's nice. Have you ever had frog legs before?
She's
Excellent. Do you kiss the toad?
He'd like that. So this is an African bull frog. This is the second largest frog species in the world.
We're wearing gloves today because he's an amphibian, so he's got semi-permanable skin.
So all the poo poo and the strap on Jason's hands, if he was holding it bare-handed, it would soak into his skin.
So we have to wear gloves to protect him.
Wait, I'm touching shit right now.
No, you're not. It's dirt on him.
Oh, yeah. Take him back. Oh my gosh.
Man, your hands are sweaty. He's like warm underneath my mouth.
Yeah, because I'm nervous. I've never touched a fucking toe before.
Tat, you want to get up close and personal with Georgie?
What, you're a vegan?
So Georgie came from a zoo in California.
He was the smallest baby that they had, so they donated him here to be part of our education program.
One of the reasons that we have a frog for education is because 33% of amphibians worldwide
It's one crazy looking dude.
Are threatened right now?
Because of that semi-permeable skin
that I just talked about.
So they can soak up pollutants to your skin.
So that's bad, right?
So littering's bad.
And they're really sensitive to water quality.
So his race is close to extinct or no?
Yes, his species.
Species.
I was never good at geology.
I'm just kidding.
Whatever.
Oh, it's moving!
You want to know crazy stuff about frogs?
You know how pregnancy tests work?
You pee on it.
Yeah, you pee on a stick.
So before we had disposable pregnancy tests,
people would inject urine into the backs
of African clawed frogs.
And if the pregnancy hormone, HTG, was present,
then they would lay eggs.
That's how you do it.
They were pregnant.
It was done in the US up until the 60s.
So we are importing a bunch of African frogs to the US,
injecting them with urine to figure out
if women were pregnant.
And then a lot of them got out and this is a invasive species
problem, and it spread diseases, pathogens,
like kitchen fungus around the world.
Yeah, whatever, yeah.
Yeah, whatever, yeah, whatever.
I don't know what you just said.
It's moving.
There's a sheet.
Yes.
He's famous for shitting, actually.
A lot of people don't like to shit.
No, it's just dirt.
Can I touch him?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah!
That's a crazy little dude.
That's a crazy little dude.
Georgie.
He's OK.
What if you, like, toss him out and then catch him?
No, you would not like that.
He seems like a chill dude.
Chat, what do you think?
Do you have any questions about him or about frogs?
Yeah, you do have to stop yelling.
Oh, sorry.
I did scare you, and that's kind of my fault.
No, you didn't.
That was kind of my fault.
It's like bumpy.
How old is he?
He's four-ish, about four years old.
And how long is his lifespan?
30 to 45 under human care.
Oh.
Yeah, he'll get to be a grown man.
Oh, who does he?
He's very big.
What is he on the, like, what's his predator?
Like, who eats him?
That's a good question.
Some like mid-sized mammals, would he get him maybe
some large birds of prey?
Could he get him as well?
And then when he's a baby, fish and other frogs.
But not at this size.
Does he pay taxes?
No.
That's a good question, check.
Some really good questions.
Some really good questions.
All right.
Bro, born in 2020.
First animal.
First animal.
Rate him out of 10.
What do you think?
It's hairy.
No, it's not.
He has no hair.
He has hair on his lips.
He has no hair.
Don't look at me like that.
He has, that's cocoa fiber on his lips.
Now don't look at me like that.
I don't like the way he's looking at me.
Now I don't like the way he's looking at me.
I might have to rate him a cool, a cool 8 out of 10.
8.5.
8.5.
What will happen if I kiss it?
Nothing, but there are some toad species that produce a hallucinogen from their skin.
Have you ever heard of toad licking?
like as a drug to get high? Yeah. Colorado River Toads in the US. People tap toads and
lick them because it's a it's a hallucinogen. It is not ethical and you
shouldn't do that. But there are frogs that produce that. What the fuck? People get high
off frogs? Yeah. No, that may be a fire stream idea. No. No. Unethical. Oh. So repeat after
And that's unethical unethical. Yeah
Okay, next animal is what that food was for that you called do-do
Also, I'm about to feed him. Oh, what is he?
There's 342 dollars raised. Thank you guys so much. I didn't see those donations coming. Thank you. Thank you
Okay, here is the food
I'm gonna go get the friend for you
for the greater cause, Sharon.
Guess what it is?
It's a...
It's a...
It's a pig.
I don't know what each doodoo.
It's a...
It's a bird?
A snake!
Oh, what the hell is that?
This is Toaster Strudel.
He's a blue-tumbed skink.
Oh, hell no.
He's called Blue Tongue Skeet because his tongue is blue.
Show him, tell us.
That's bad.
Show me.
Show me, tell us.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Nice, huh?
Is he toxic?
Yes.
See, you want to hold him?
What?
He's got a blue tongue to show predators
that he's poisonous.
And you want me to touch a poisonous animal?
Yeah, hold.
He's not really poisonous.
Oh, stop acting scary.
I don't touch animals.
This is nudity.
It's called Diomatic Display.
This is just a bait.
So.
He's a little scratchy.
Are you a baby?
Like cats, like cats got claws.
Yeah.
OK.
So how should I go about this?
He likes to have a whole forearm.
Oh, he's not going to harm me, right?
No, just a little scratchy.
OK.
OK.
Jason!
I'm scared.
You're not scared.
I'm not scared, but it's like I've never done this before.
Fake demon, okay?
I'm pussy, okay?
Ah, that's it, that's it, that's it.
Wait, it's not gonna like the tier year rate
that the silver, I don't even know what this is.
Actually, let's go.
That's a zip tie now?
Yeah, it's a zip tie.
It's a metal one.
Is that expensive?
No, I don't remember.
I don't remember.
Okay.
Oh.
Okay, you gotta support him with your other hand.
Oh!
Okay, you're really bad at this.
Like, actually kind of shockingly bad.
Why are you holding like a spread?
Like that's not how I held him.
Money spread.
Oh, that's not how I held him.
All right, just put him on the table, Jason.
Nah, I like it.
He's scratching me.
Just yellower yourself and then call off.
So Tom Skink, this is an Australian lizard.
So this is a lizard.
He does have a blue tongue to show people that he's,
or show predators that he's poisonous,
but he is not actually poisonous.
He can bite, but he's not a venomous lizard,
I should say.
What does he eat? Oh.
This.
For you.
Actually, I'll face him this way so I can see him.
He eats.
This is like a mix for blue tongue skinks.
So it's kind of like a mixture of bugs and stuff.
He go, he eat this.
He doesn't want it.
He don't want it.
Oh.
But you're touching boo-boo.
It's not, it's not poop.
He's kind of adorable.
Nah.
Yeah, he's cute.
I honestly thought, you really trained these animals.
I mean, not really.
Like, they're all kind of tame.
Yeah, he's pretty cool.
So the reason we have him, oh, see, he ate it.
You want to give this to him?
Yeah, let me give him a piece of that.
Yeah.
You got to hold it, like, pinch it in between your fingers,
and then give it to him before he gets your fingers.
Yeah, I'm scared.
He did it a little.
I felt his teeth.
That's nice.
So we got him from a zoo in California as well. He was born on the 4th of July and
Not fucking with me. His siblings ate his tail off so you can see there's a weird kind of bump in his tail.
I don't think he was it.
And that's because his siblings ate it off when he was little. So he couldn't live with them anymore. That's why he got transferred here.
He bit me. No he didn't. Yes he did.
Do you guys want to guess what his favorite food is?
Whole food, not this.
this. Jason, you have a guess. I would say small fishes. Bugs. Cockroaches. Yeah, yeah,
better. Yeah, so bugs. He really likes snails. In the wild, blue tongue skinks will eat a
lot of snails, which is chill, but gardeners really don't like snails. So you know how
people use pesticides? Yeah. To kill snails. So if they use pesticides and then he
eats the snail that ate the pesticide, then he eats the pesticide, then he gets some and dies.
I've ate snails before.
Really?
Yeah.
Do they have pesticides in them?
I don't think so.
They take some time.
Because if they did, then Jason would have consumed pesticides, and then he would have died.
Shell and all?
We want to be careful using pesticides.
Oh, he's kind of fast.
Yes, he moves quicker.
Let him go.
Whoa.
Where did you pick him up from?
He came from a zoo in California.
All you, you picked them up or like they gave it to you?
I did pick them up and drop back here with him.
I feel something in my finger.
He's not poisonous, right?
He's not poisonous.
Actually, do you know the difference between poisonous
and venomous?
College, drop out, let's go.
You finished college?
Yes, I did.
I mean, that was not my field of knowledge anyways.
I was learning marketing and psychology.
I was, I have an agriculture degree.
But in fairness, I started streaming my senior year
of college, so like I just finished school.
You started a lot earlier.
Did you use your degree?
Do I use my degree?
My degree's Ag comms.
So part of my degree's communication, so I guess, yeah.
Oh, so you were a business student too.
You just-
Did I do business?
Did I do corn?
So what's the difference between poison and that one?
Poison is bad if you eat it venomous is bad if it bites last things you.
You read that you you bitch. You he read that you did not know that.
Chat! Don't give him that. What does Mogg mean?
It's just like basically they're saying you're smarter than me.
It means you're smarter than somebody?
No just like you're better than someone in a way.
No, he hurt me. He scratched me up.
He's fine, Dennis. He's fine.
Oh, look at that. Whoa!
Toast!
Cute!
Do you guys have questions about toast?
Do you have any questions, Jason?
Uh, is it a he?
We don't actually know.
So, is he about to be extinct, too?
No, they're actually least concerned in the wild.
They're doing pretty well.
How old is this dude? This little dude?
This guy was born July 4th, 2020.
Oh, a bunch of 20 years.
He's also shedding right now.
Yeah, I can see that.
So you can see he's losing some of that skin on the back.
You want to see some cute?
The way Toe sheds.
Toe, so cute.
You collect his skin?
Look, they're little mittens.
Oh that's cool. So what do you do with this? You just collect it. It's just
so I can show people. Make sure you don't fall off the table. Okay. What do I do?
Just don't fall. Look at his little mittens. Isn't that nice? He's running. He's about to fall.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Who if I cannot touch it?
Yeah.
Yeah, look, the scales falling off.
Yeah, I think a lot of reptiles are misunderstood.
So people think they're going to be like slimy, or like wet or something, and they're not.
This is what an alligator feels like?
All right, so it's chiddle out of time.
I like the frog better.
Georgie.
You just said that to his face.
I'm looking straight at him and he said that to his face.
That's a crazy little dude.
Toast to strudel.
I'm gonna have to give him a 8.
I gave Georgia an 8.5.
Let's take an 8. That's okay.
Alright Chad, say bye to Toast.
You're gonna understand English.
Jason, you ready for something bigger?
I'm ready.
You wanna guess what it is?
I like big.
Okay.
Please be a puppy or something.
Pre-draggin?
Yo, pause.
Pre-pre-uh...
Iguana.
It's in Iguana.
No way she has a panda here.
Okay.
No!
Hi, lady.
Is there a pull-up in here?
Don't yell. She doesn't like when you yell.
Oh, yeah, no. I'm good off that. I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, you had some, did some, did some WPS.
This is noodle.
Yeah, this is the diss of WPS.
What does that mean?
Oh, no, you're crazy.
What is WPS?
Uh, white people, these white people are shit.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, this is crazy.
Wait, what?
Are you Vietnamese?
Huh?
What are you?
No, I speak Japanese, I know some Japanese.
What do you know?
I know Sayonara, I know Noko Desu Katoe, and I know... one more, but...
Yeah, Ryan, he gets my cousin.
Swear. Oh my... swear!
Why he gets my cousins Ryan, he gets...
Yeah, we're besties, we go way back.
You won't call him right now, though.
You won't call him right now, though.
Wait, you're writing a good fan?
Oh, he loves him. That's nice.
I'll invite you to our next family reunion.
This is Noodle.
She's a carpet python.
A python? Yeah, I'm good up a hold of her.
Okay, rude.
No, wait.
This is an Australian snake. Check her out.
It's a brood not a hood.
She's beautiful.
Look, she has a sad face on her head, but she's not sad.
It's just the marking.
A sad face on it. Oh, I see it.
Yeah.
So snakes are really, really cool.
A lot of people are really scared of snakes. Jason, why are you afraid of snakes?
Because it can kill people.
Okay, so because you think she's venomous or because you think she'll constrict you?
Both. I've seen videos.
I've seen videos. I scroll on Twitter enough times to see people getting choked out by big-ass pythons.
Yeah, because everything on Twitter is real.
I mean, the video I saw, I think it was real.
So, there's 3,000 species of snakes.
Well, I had only 20% of them are venomous.
This is not a venomous one.
She is a constrictor though, but snakes can only eat things that are about as large
as the largest portion of their body.
So this, she eats like rats.
And they would not constrict you.
She would not constrict you because she knows how to eat them.
Nah, she might eat me.
I got two rats right here.
Don't call her by such rats.
I don't think that's what my parents would be saying.
Oh.
Yeah.
I'm scared.
Here, just like touch right here.
Not scary.
Oh.
Not scary, right?
Kind of nice.
Oh.
Kind of smooth, kind of soft almost.
Are you about to constrict you?
She's kind of say hi.
Oh my gosh.
OK.
$500 donation.
I think it was $50.
They're saying $500 total.
$500 total.
Thank you so much.
A $50 donation.
Thank you so much.
All right, you ready?
Yeah.
I'll do it.
If I have too many sudden movements, will he bite?
No, you'll be fine.
He's a chill little dude.
OK, you just put him on me.
I'm going to close my eyes.
Where does the, no, I just pulled my, oh.
Hold on.
I can't watch.
Don't put.
Here, we'll hold it together.
It'll be a bonding exercise.
There you go.
This is the back of her.
There you go.
So she's about eight feet long.
She's nice.
Nice.
Nah.
Jason, you have to be good PR for snakes.
OK, this is my job.
We want people to be less afraid of them, right?
Because they're really important.
This is natural rodent control, which is awesome.
Even if they're not actually eating the rodents,
rodents know that snakes are there.
And then they'll stay away from our business,
Which is really nice. So you want snakes for that reason?
No, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh, don't choke me out.
No, she's not.
Remember, she's not going to constrict anything that's
too big for her to eat.
Jason, tell them what you like about snakes right now.
Say it into the camera.
It feels nice.
It feels...
Jason, tell them what you like about snakes.
Keep going.
No, it feels nice, friendly, this is a friendly snake, um, yeah, I, uh, I love snakes.
Snakes, overall, are just super misunderstood, you guys know, most of them are in the US,
right?
Shatters, most of you?
I can feel them.
I have them.
So you're nine times more likely, guys, thank you for the $100 donation, you're
Nine times more likely to die via lightning strike in the US than snake bite well, that's because snakes
Jesus Christ snakes are not very potent unless you're in like a desert
No, no snakes just aren't I was going in my pants
Snakes just aren't out to get us. They really don't want to bite people
Okay, they're just afraid of people
The only time you get bit by a snake is if you're messing with it or you accidentally step on it
And you don't know that it's there something like that, but mostly they're afraid of people and they're really nice
Yeah, no, this is a very nice snake again
3,000 species of snakes worldwide only about 20% of those are venomous most of them
By snake never not my whole life, and I've been picking up snakes like as a kid in the wild
my whole life. No I was the kid in the playground that would like stomp out ant
farms. Are you serious? I know but that's cuz they bit me so I was like
getting mad. Maybe they were biting you cuz you're... No but I'm reforming that
like back in the day I used to like pour hot water in the ant farms but that
was because I was I don't know I was on some cra- I used to make out with
I was just like, I was a young kid, like a glass of door, I was, I was the only child
I would get bored. Nah, the snake mad scaly though.
Two things about Moodle, like she has high on her, over here, like it says hi. Isn't
it nice? She's saying hi to you guys.
Oh.
Hi.
And right here.
He's sniffing me. Nah, that's a, that's a chill little dude.
It's fine, right?
This is a two dude.
You know why she's sticking her tongue out so much?
Why, she's hungry?
No.
What is she doing with her tongue?
Chat, what's she doing with her tongue?
They're geniuses.
She's smelling.
Oh, she's smelling me.
Yeah, they smell with their tongue.
She see the rats.
So they pick up certain particles on their tongue, bring it back into their mouth
and that's how they know what's around them.
The other cool way that they know what's around them is you guys see them.
You guys see that she's got holes on the sides of her face here?
Look.
So these are called pit organs.
We'll get up close.
She's got pit organs on the sides of her face.
So she's got holes on the sides of her mouth,
and that's heat-sensing organs.
So she can also detect heat.
So Jason is really sweaty and emitting
a lot of heat right now.
And she did.
What?
She attacks that heat with those pit organs.
So you guys know, like, heat radar guns,
or it's like red and blue and yellow and whatever.
It's not a one-to-one, but you can think of it like that.
They can kind of see their prey's heat signature.
You know what a snake penis looks like?
No.
I guess.
I don't even know they had a penis.
We want me to draw a snake piece.
Yeah, I guess what it looks like.
So I'm going to just draw the snake.
This is a toast?
No, that was the other reptile.
Her name's a noodle.
Noodles.
That's the head.
Oh, sorry, OK.
This is the head.
I would assume it'd be like this.
It's just probably smaller and less visible.
OK, so no.
No.
So, I've never had it. Okay.
Um, snakes have a hemi penis.
Of what? Heavy?
A hemi penis. So, uh, it's two heads.
Oh, double-edged penis!
Yes.
So, how does that work?
Um, so, when snakes breed, they'll, it's like,
she, this is a female, but like, some around here,
some around here.
So, her, her view is over there?
Yeah.
Interesting.
Called the cloaca.
The cloaca.
So, snakes, when they breed with each other, they'll kind of like coil around each other,
and heavy peanuts is really handy because it's twice the odds.
So they'd be going crazy.
They'd be going crazy.
That's what I said.
Sorry.
A Kimbo penis.
A Kimbo.
Yeah.
Nah.
That's very interesting.
Sorry, a Kimbo penis.
Kimbo penis.
What is that?
Yeah, nah.
That's very interesting.
Really shiny and maybe even look slimy
and maybe even look wet,
but they're just really soft.
She's dry.
Yeah, that's one crazy looking dude.
Now if I like, oh.
It's a gift for you.
Oh, kinda feels like plastic.
Oh.
So snakes, snakes shed, their skin to grow.
It's like bubble wrap.
Yeah, and that's a snake shed.
It kinda smells good.
Usually people get here before they go online
and sign a waiver and I didn't get the chance
to do that so don't get hurt today please.
Wait, what?
Why would I get hurt?
Just making sure.
I don't know if you're gonna eat it or something.
Oh no, I'm not gonna eat it.
What?
It looks like you're going to.
No, I just wanted to smell it.
Okay.
Um, overall guys, snakes are a lot less scary than you think.
Look, she's very nice. She's just hanging out.
They're nice, little snake friends, right Jason?
Yeah, I love snakes.
Yeah, they're cool.
And then the other thing we talk about with snakes is, this probably isn't a problem for you, definitely not for you.
But reptiles are really popular in the pet trade, and there's a lot of poaching that happens in wild snakes to be sold in the pet trade.
pet trade. So if you're sourcing pets make sure to source them responsibly and make
sure that they're captive bred. I don't think any of my chat catches snakes. Yeah
well that's how I figured but just so you guys know that is a thing. Damn poaching
as in like like hunting? Or you know capturing them out of the wild. Cool.
Questions about noodles? Somebody ask how you know if they're poisonous. If it
It has the rattles in the back.
If it has rattles in the back, it is a rattlesnake.
And it is very much.
That's the demo one.
I know that.
Yeah.
But some people think there's something with the eye, pupil
shape, or the shape of the head.
That's a myth.
It varies.
You just have to know in the area
that you're in what types of snakes exist there, honestly.
I wish I could tell you a rule of thumb.
There's not one.
Jeez.
Yeah.
Cool?
Cool.
Cool.
Alright.
Um, we're gonna switch gears a little bit.
Are we going outside now?
No, I'm gonna show you some different types of animals.
Do you all have like dogs and cats?
No.
We're a wildlife sanctuary.
Snack break?
Bro, why y'all saying of course, bro?
Oh my god, y'all are weird.
Oh my god, y'all are weird.
Nah, I can't with y'all.
I can't.
I'm hungry, but I did ask me to pet a dog in a can.
I'm a weird, bro, that ass.
Oh, that's money?
Wash?
Did you chuckle back there?
No, I didn't.
Um.
Nah, 42K?
Who rated?
Are you OK?
Yes.
Thanks for asking.
Are you dying tonight?
You want to take that off?
No.
I actually kind of, it's a aesthetic.
OK.
OK.
Mafia raid.
I love the game.
What's that?
Chai mafia.
Huh?
Chai mafia.
Did the bots activate? Shout out to Bakes!
What the hell are you talking about? Did you get raided or not?
Nah, I think someone ran out. He doesn't even know.
Yo, lunch is next.
Yeah, we're changing gears. We're gonna meet some smaller friends.
Just so you know, before you talk any shit, these are my favorite things in the world.
Just so you know. So you can say whatever you want, but know that it's personal.
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry in advance
I'm gonna be nice
your favorite out of everything of his cockroaches
Armadillium armadillium
Macaluson
That's a lot. Oh, yeah, okay. Wow. Thank you guys so much
Thank you so much for the donations. Um, this is that's a lot named. These are zebra isopods
Do you guys know what an isopods is?
Water types?
No, they're armoring isopods.
I don't know, isotops. Sounds like a Pokemon.
Okay.
Oh! I used to play with them when I was a kid!
Yeah, were you nice to them?
I was so... no, I was...
I would roll them up and throw them around.
No, Jason! Okay.
This... these are zebra isopods.
This is Marty.
Can you see them?
So it's an I-8 thing.
Yo!
Zebra Icypods.
Okay, so Rolly Polly's, this is like the Mediterranean version of Rolly Polly.
And they have stripes, and they're called Zebra Icypods because they have stripes.
I don't harm anything anymore.
Good. You wanna hold one?
No. Okay, it's window painting.
This is Marty. I'm glad to hear that. It would be super weird if you did that.
Now it's Gary, right?
Yeah.
a bigger bug. It's like chill. It's kind of chill. This is one of my gateway bugs.
There are over 10,000 species of isopods worldwide. They can be that small and
they can be this big. There's a bug this big? Giant marine isopods get to be
about that size. Oh, I dropped them. Somebody in chat said that they eat them.
So this is not an insect. This is a crustacean. What's the difference? So
crustaceans like crabs and lobsters. Insects have... Do you actually want to know that?
It's not that interesting.
Incits have three segmented body and six legs.
These have a segmented, seven segmented body,
and they're related to crabs and mobsters.
Can you roll them up?
They can roll up into a block.
So if you were to eat one of these,
if you were allergic to shrimp, you would be allergic to this.
If I scare him, he would roll up?
Maybe, but you're not gonna scare him.
No, no, no.
But that's like the difference.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's okay.
He can't bite you.
So these guys are really important
because they're detritivores.
Do you know what that means?
He's about to call my skin.
Would that be so bad?
If he called on your skin?
We have gloves on for a reason.
It's to protect them, not you.
Oh, shit.
I'm scared of it.
I'm not scared, just like, this is a new experience for me.
I mean, I really touched animals.
Kind of stayed away from touching bugs.
Do you know what a detritivore is?
Sounds like a dinosaur.
Well, it's not.
Detritivore is something that breaks down
to tritus or organic material.
So they're decomposers, sort of.
So cute.
So this is one of nature's janitors.
They eat dead stuff, dead bark, and make it into soils
that we can use to grow things.
So they're very important.
So what do you feed them?
They get zucchini, squash, sweet potato, leaves, like that.
So they're very good.
Yes.
Well, no, they wouldn't eat me if you put it in there.
They just break down everything.
Like they died, we die?
Yeah, so if bugs died, overall we die, like so hard.
Bugs, invertebrates make up over 95%
of our animal species on the planet.
See like beetles, right?
There's 300,000 species of beetles just about.
Shit.
Birds, mammals, reptiles combined,
there's like 43,000 species.
Bugs rule the earth, and we need them, or we die.
No, yeah, right
Sometimes they can get in the window
Okay, give me an example like one time I left
food out of my room. Yeah
Woke up with ants in my bed. Yeah, and ants under my desktop. Yeah, so who's fault is that? It's my fault. Yeah
so
Ants, detritivors, cockroaches, stuff like that, they're there to break down organic matter.
So if there's food that's rotting or breaking down, they come in to clean it up.
Like they're like, oh, let me get that for you.
They're cleaning it out.
So if you leave it there, they're going to come get it.
A lot of people are asking about mosquitoes.
Interesting.
So there's like 3,500 species of mosquitoes worldwide.
Oh yeah, aren't mosquitoes like useless?
No.
3,500 species of mosquitoes worldwide, there's only like 300 mosquito species that bite
people and only half of those actually bite people because it's only female
mosquitoes that bite people. Male mosquitoes drink nectar and they
pollinate. Female mosquitoes drink blood so that they can lay eggs. So it's actually
a very very very small percentage of mosquitoes that harm us. Granted they
harm us in really really big ways. I hate mosquitoes. But they're very important
pollinators and if that's not enough for you guys they're a massively
important food source. So frogs, fish, birds, all eat mosquitoes and if all
mosquitoes die we would not have any frogs, we would not have any birds and we would
not have any fish, at least insectivores. So I'm a father? What? Someone say I'm not a father.
Because they drink your blood and then lay eggs? I think I'm not blood type, I get bit way easier.
Are you a mouth breather? Sometimes. They find you via carbon dioxide, so you're probably just
I thought it was the blood type.
No, it's probably just a mouth breathing.
No.
No.
It's okay. Some people are.
It's okay, Jason.
It doesn't mean anything.
When I mouth breathe, I need y'all to tell me to close my mouth.
Damn. She's super educated.
Jason.
Half more than half that.
Actually, no, no, I'm choosing for you.
You're not going to handle this one because this one is venous.
Oh, yeah. I'm good.
I'm good. This is puppy. What is that? I guess, venomous bug. I don't see it. Guess by looking at it, that's how you guess.
I don't know, bugs like that. A scorpion? Yes. Oh, are you gonna touch it? No.
this is puppy he is a baby he's a baby Emperor Scorpion look at him go he's
just a baby so he's gone through three months you want to see them this is his
baby book oh how many likes once a week if I get a bit if I get some you're not
getting some but you know what that would be bad for is scorpion killer
right now that one dude on YouTube I used to watch a lot of things coyote something
coyote really not real I mean a little bit I I have talked about coyote pears
in front a little bit and that I care a lot about like dissolving misconceptions
around bugs and snakes and scary animals and I think he does too
ultimately because he puts a lot of education in his videos but he also
sensationalizes how dangerous they are and I don't think that that helps them so
anyway anyway look at puppy's baby book look it's kind of cool this was his first
molt when he was a little daddy baby this is a second molt and this was his
most recent molt so they grow kind of like snakes do they're dangerous so if
you got stoned by an aphorist scorpion it'd be like a beast stoning you're not gonna die
It would just hurt.
It would hurt, yeah, but we won't handle him.
He does do a cool party trick that we're
going to show you.
Scorpions, by the way, really important
because they eat other bugs.
So they're natural pest control, as well.
I mean, almost every bug is, then, huh?
No, like the isopods aren't hunting other bugs.
This is a carnivorous bug, so he like exclusively eats bugs.
We have to turn the lights off to show you
cool party trick. You're enhancing my vocabulary. With what? With the big words?
Okay, wow, it's dark in here. You wanna see something cool? Oh my gosh, does it glow?
Yeah, you can, but just on the top of the flashlight. He's green! Focus? Wait, why?
He's like a glow stick. Yeah, the theory is that this is how they can find each other
So take it off for a second. You like cannot see him
No, that is cool
Wow glowing low dude. He's a brave bug. Yeah
Also, look at you. They won't be able to see this but on the top those two are eyes right there. Isn't that cool?
He's looking at you all the little ones. Yeah those little dots and then also on the sides of his head
He thought eyes. He's had four eyes
He's got I'm actually not sure how many sets of eyes they have I think it's I think it's like four sets of eyes
so a
Seaside bug
What is that?
There's that one right there.
It's trying to light a fire.
That's a cool bug!
Yay! That's a cool bug!
Holy moly.
All these bugs and animals...
Wait, what is seaside?
It's an area that...
It's a rave?
It's an interesting area.
I went to ACL.
Is that a rave?
No, it's a music festival.
Oh, I've never been raving.
I don't, I don't know that means, um, anyway, Scorpion is very important in natural pest
control, very cool, uh, again, they don't want to scare you, they're like snakes, they
don't want to come after you and bite you and kill you, why would they, uh, it's only
gonna happen if you accidentally step on them or something, bugs don't want to hurt you.
Wow.
They're just very important and very nice.
Yeah, you see, he's pretty calm.
Yeah.
Unless you piss him off he'll just eat you.
It would take a lot to get him to see you.
The only reason I don't let people handle him is because of Scorpion PR.
Yeah, I don't think I'll, I mean, I would do it if you do it.
If he sung you, oh my god dude.
I could never, I could never live with myself.
If he sung you and it went all over Twitter and TikTok and whatever and everyone was like,
oh my god it would kill me.
I don't know how I would live through that.
He can't, he can't touch him.
He can't.
I'm gonna blindfold you for the next one.
Blindfold?
I think, yeah.
Lacey Live.
Like, what's, place, place?
Lacey Live, peace!
I'm not even sure which one that is to be frank.
You don't know Lacey?
No, I never, I've never met any of you guys, I've only seen one.
He's Ozympic, big OZ.
Fuck FaZe and fuck that fat motherfucker.
What?
That's what I was gonna say.
What?
So he's just on his epic?
What I don't understand I'm actually asking yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, which one is that is it the one with the hair
They all have it everyone has hair is that he's the he's the he's the white one
Me a little chunky on a chunkier side
You know, you know, they see he's real wholesome nice nice guy
Yeah, she got skinnier he's big big little dude and yet nice eyes
guys. How do you not know? You guys don't have an email with him or something? Oh yeah there
is. That email is hilarious. Okay. Oh right there. Oh oh oh oh oh. Yeah that's Lacey.
That's my boy. Interesting. I feel like you look sad all the time. What? Right. You
want to put this blindfold on? Yeah. You're getting blindfolded for the next bug. Okay.
Why so just stand there and I will bring it out for you. It's time. It's
It's getting loose. Oh
Shit fuck
Did you tie it? No, I think I undid it. Okay. Hold up
Can you see I'm gonna put this on the ground. Okay
All right, it's on there
I'm getting a bug for you
Hey, Jason I'm in the other room. What the fuck is on the table nothing yet?
I just felt something I it was the flashlight that you picked up. Oh my god. I'm a fool
You ready? Mm-hmm. This is the biggest one so far. Put your hand up put it over the table
Okay, that is crazy. You can't like you can't like flinch. Okay, cuz no, I'm gonna flinch. No, you can't I'm gonna flinch
It's a living being. You cannot flinch.
I flinched at everything I've touched today.
Okay, well, just don't.
Tell me when you're about to place them.
I have it. Like, this is my hand.
Okay? And the buggies are my hand.
And I'm gonna push the bug around here.
I'm gonna feel it, right?
Yes. You ready?
Okay, I'm gonna... Jason, you cannot flinch. I'm serious.
You cannot flinch.
I'm gonna try not to. I won't.
Okay.
Oh my fucking gosh.
Oh my fucking gosh.
gosh okay okay okay okay oh that's one big little dude that's one big little
dude this is a bug why does it feel like a rock oh no I'm out of place
it's like a lobster it's not alive it's not stop stop stop stop stop stop
you're lying so I can throw up here a troll this is a robotic isopod actually
It does move, which is kind of cool.
All right, I'm getting the bug for you, ready?
Peon.
How am I supposed to know?
I'm making sure her hair hair, I can, I have gloves.
Hold on, I know what to do.
Okay, next bug.
This is the biggest bug.
Da da da, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.
She's saying hi to you.
Those are her eyes, you can see they're the lighter question.
Oh wait, there's an uh attack.
Those are her little eyes.
She's waiting for him to come in.
You guys are saying, ew, and she's waving at you right now.
That is so mean.
Aw, it's so, it's so cute.
Yeah, you say hi.
I just want to kiss it.
This is Barbara.
She is a Madagascar hissing cockroach.
Cockroach is crazy.
Oh, hell.
I'm sorry.
I just can't.
I don't mean to be rude, but...
You guys hear that hissing out of her?
So yeah, no if I saw that you know it like in my bathroom or something
Does it fly? No. Oh my god. Yeah, not flighted only lives in Madagascar
This is one of the largest species of larger species of cockroach would you like to give her a little
hold
You cannot plant on so serious if you like I didn't place on the other one
Okay
Yeah.
Jason loves a cockroach.
Very nice.
So this is Barbara.
She's a Madagascar hissing cockroach.
A lot of people don't like cockroaches.
Why?
Because we associate cockroaches with dirty places.
Oh, no.
He doesn't fuck with me.
She's fine.
We associate cockroaches with dirty places, right?
You think of somewhere that's gross, and you're like,
oh, there are cockroaches there.
That's kind of the same as being upset at firefighters
for being at the sight of a fire.
They're not the cause of it, they're the solution to it.
So these are detritivors as well,
they're there to break down decay and matter.
So they're in dirty places to clean them up.
Tell them your favorite thing about Barbara now.
It's, it's, it's, there's so many,
I just can't think of any right now.
It's, it's, it's antennas are phenomenal.
Okay.
Phenomenal.
Like her personality?
Yeah, we're a cool, cool dude.
You are another one?
Nah.
You sure?
Is there a way you want me to do wheel one, too?
I have about 100.
How do you feed everyone?
They eat the same.
Proteus, zucchinis, apple.
Barbara.
Barbara.
Her name's Barbara because she's got little barbs
on her legs.
You see that?
Yeah.
Oh, I see them.
Here, I'll go show them.
She's got barbs on her legs.
She can climb glass.
Matt, your hands are sweaty as hell.
Look!
She's got little barbs on her legs
so she can climb glass.
Look, is she so cute?
She said, hi!
RizDot is crazy.
All right, what's a RizDot?
Ha ha ha.
Rrrrrrr.
What is that?
Ha ha ha.
What is that?
Nah, it's, you know, it's real cute.
It's real cute, Bubba's cute.
What is a RizDot?
Is it the, you mean the dot on her face?
Nah, it's RizDot.
He said, Rizda, explain.
He's gatekeeping you.
No, so basically flirt with it.
I don't fucking know.
You flirt with it?
Yeah.
You want me to flirt with it?
No, they want to me to flirt with the bug.
L explanation.
How is that L?
That's what that means.
Jason is the biggest wimp than any women on this frugal.
like, what, what, what, am I?
They're just in general.
In general, I don't know, I don't know you.
No, it's all for this.
You did fine with the vlogs.
Yeah.
Valkyrie held like 20 of those?
She did, yeah.
She was not scared of them at all.
Oh, bitch.
I mean, it's a cockroach.
Yeah, and I just said all these great things
about cockroaches.
No, you're right.
I'm sorry.
OK, granted, we don't really want to cohabit
with cockroaches because some people can be allergic
cockroaches and they can carry disease with them but I'm sorry I'm very general
they have a very important purpose I think I grew up and a very bad view on bugs
I just wanted to fucking stomp on every bug a lot of people do yeah but now you're
not gonna stomp on them I'm releasing me to the ball of life because they're
important yeah yeah do you guys have questions about cockroaches one of the
ones that I get all the time is can they survive in nuclear what can they
survive a nuclear explosion the answer is absolutely not they cannot withstand the
explosion but they can withstand up to 10 times the amount of radiation that we
can so that's where that myth comes from they're not indestructible though if
Barbara was stepped on she would die
no how much protein is it yo check come on y'all
But protein is actually really high.
I've eaten a cricket before.
Yeah, me too.
The Michael K. Chat?
That's pretty cool actually. Yeah.
How do they reproduce? So...
Cockroaches give... I don't know if I want to tell you.
Like you know how much protein?
No, that's how they reproduce.
Oh.
I don't want to tell you guys because I don't think you're gonna like it.
They eat each other.
No, it's fine. It's just they...
They give oval by vapor's birth.
So, they have the eggs inside them and then the eggs hatch inside and then they give birth
to like 30 to 60 at a time and it looks like live birth but it's obviously not because it's
an insect but they like kind of crawl out and there's not really a good way to explain
that because people don't like hearing that.
I mean that's why I didn't want to tell you!
That's why I didn't want to tell you!
We were doing so good, we were like making progress.
Jesus.
Do you want to know how scorpions reproduce?
Are they, yeah, how do they reproduce?
Is they like, do they have penises and vaginas?
So, scorpions, reproductive organs are like,
and they're semi-curious, right?
So they'll dance around with each other
and they'll go peep peep peep peep, right?
And then the male will drop a spermatophor,
like a sperm packet on the ground.
And then he'll tear an arpy with me.
Sperpy.
Sperpy insects.
So we'll grab claws, and then if you are the dude
and you drop the spermatophor right there,
and back up then you pull me on top of it and I would like suck up this for
metaphor Jesus yeah that's how it goes cool right it's a it's a loo drop it's a
loo drop yeah all right we're gonna take Barbara back home guys I don't need you
to love bugs but I do need you to understand that they're oh I do need
you to understand that they're really important and we need them to survive
without bugs we would all die. So they get a really bad rep but they're really cool and
it's really important. My stomachs start to feel crazy. Just think about it. Just think
about it. Just think about it. Thank you very much. Jason we're gonna go outside. Oh I
can take the gloves off? Yeah. Oh so you swear. My hands are so sweaty. Yeah me too.
Is it time for a snack break?
Do you want something?
If you have any, I'm empty stomach all day.
There's bars here.
Oh my gosh.
You are the best.
Oh, is there handsome outside, isn't it?
Yeah, here.
We're going to go outside.
We're going to get a tour of all of our outside animals.
OK?
Where is?
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
We have a.
Wait, I don't want to take too much.
You can take anything you want, baby.
You're actually the best.
I have a water bottle for you too.
I haven't ate anything today.
I know y'all gotta call me fat.
I have not ate shit.
This is what happened today.
I flew in, Austin, woke up seven, eight.
You are actually the best.
Thank you.
Not flew in.
Do you want a Red Bull or a soda instead?
No.
I only drink GGG4.
Oh my god.
I've had multiple hairballs today.
I don't know why.
OK, where are you?
What do you think so far?
Are you learning a lot?
Do you love wildlife?
And you love bugs?
I love, I love, I love bugs.
I love everything.
This has been an amazing experience.
Cool.
Sorry if I sounded like I'm scared of these bugs.
I'm like, you know, it's just like this is a new
experience for me this is some crazy character development do you mind if
our this is our take on it do you mind if I check out her grabs a kickback
it'll be so quick how does this girl I'm just a big fan he's just gonna start
filming you yeah I like your shirt thank you sorry
Here you go, I just wanted to let you sign this.
Kind of fire, right?
Thank you.
Thank you. I will be framing this, so you're going to need my pen back.
Oh, come on. Hey, thank you.
Thanks.
All right. Cool.
Wow.
Great. We're going to go outside.
We're going to see some stuff outside.
You cannot scream.
Out there.
Inside voices.
Inside voices outside.
Thank you, by the way, for this.
Jason is going to eat, wow, that was amazing.
I don't know, I ate anything there.
What? Take your time.
Jason is going to eat some snacks.
Do you guys have any animal questions while we wait here?
Can I answer any questions about the animals that you saw so far?
By the way, Alveas is live 24-7 on Twitch.
on Twitch. It's Albea saying short and quick. If you want to see the animals, we have live
cams on all their enclosures. You can watch them all day. It's a pretty sweet second monitor,
cozy stream. So if you could follow, that would be awesome. Thank you. You can watch what
they do all day. If I was an animal, what would I be? I don't know. Someone said lion.
A lot of them are saying frog actually. Nah, I'm seeing a lot of tigers. I'm going
the watch. Wait, are we switched? Are we swapped? You guys want to see the where
noodle lips and where toast... I'll show you guys where noodle and toast lips. These
are our new reptile enclosures. So noodle lips in here she's somewhere in
the bushes. But noodle is an Australian snake and so all of these plants are
native to Australia which is really cool. Over here these are our other
other reptile enclosures, so toaster strudel, the skink lives down here. Also an Australian
lizard, so these are all Australian natives. And then papchi, our bald python lives up here.
This is a smaller, shorter snake. She's probably like this long. And this is an African snake.
So she has all African plants. They're native to Central, Western, and Sub-Saharan Africa.
She's really cool. Her name's Papcha because she's got one eye. And then in here,
This is our critter cape.
So these are some of the bugs that we have.
Our isopods live in here.
We have a millipede that lives down here.
Oh, they can hear me, yeah.
They can hear me, okay?
So we cannot disturb them.
That's why you didn't see him today.
But you might be able to see Hank on the live cams
if you follow Alveas.
And then these are our roaches.
Madagascar, who's seen cockroaches,
the ones I saw Jason hang out with.
We have a whole colony.
So there's quite a few in here.
Yaja, two of them.
That's Barbara.
And I mentioned that they can climb glass.
They have Vaseline.
I don't know if you can see that on the camera,
but there's Vaseline on their enclosure
because they can climb up glass.
So we have to put this there so that they can't up.
Yeah, pretty cool.
That's our reptile in the predicates.
A little behind the scenes for you.
Sweet.
All right, you ready to rumble?
Shall we go outside?
I'm ready.
Should I bring this or?
You can if you want to.
Or you can, we'll come back up here.
Yeah.
Nah, I'm strapped up.
This is kind of, kind of cool.
Mm-hmm.
Outside, we go.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
This is some high tech shit.
Dun dun dun.
Holy, wait, this is life.
There's my phone.
Nah, Ted.
I could really look at my wrist and look at y'all.
Bend 10.
Nah, this is cold.
Or do you want us to come with us?
I just need it for music, don't I?
What happens to this?
This is crazy.
OK, sorry.
Let's start down here.
You know what?
I've never done a collab this late,
and the weather's way nicer.
Yeah.
It was kind of sick.
See, if we did it later, let me earn the ear.
It would have been hot.
Yeah.
But this is actually good weather in Texas.
Right now, yeah.
I'm starting to get cold.
Did you tell him about basketball?
I did.
You ready?
Um, dude.
I did.
It's going to be so bad.
Wait, what's that lineup for tonight?
Me, you, Wake, Arthur, Fanfan, extra Emily,
and Senna, and Russell.
Oh, hell no.
It's going to be so bad, dude.
Oh, they're calling for me.
Nobody here could have won.
I'm coming.
All right, we're gonna start with the hair.
That's a crazy-ass lineup.
No, it's gonna be really good.
I used to play basketball.
I can play a little basketball.
Nah, I might be the best on that court, Chad.
That says a lot.
I don't know, man.
I can play some basketball.
Play a little basketball.
We should put some stakes on the winner.
Like, winner has to pay for dinner or something.
Yeah, winner?
For the team's dinner.
The winner?
I'm gonna be honest, I didn't get much sleep last night.
Now I kind of feel crazy, I kind of just have my wrists dug up.
Okay, so we're going to the parrot enclosure.
This is the first enclosure that was ever built at the sanctuary.
These are our parrots.
They're very loud.
Hi, Nick!
Wait, does it repeat after me?
No.
Did you talk?
Chad, you right there?
Yo!
Inside this vestibule?
Don't panic.
Don't panic. Do not panic. Oh my here. I'm talking
Hello
Repeat after me. Hey, this is the parrot enclosure. There's one crazy little dude. This might be a schizophrenic bird
She's a blue-conk of Amazon
She doesn't love me
So you can't feed her okay, but she can't say hello to you guys. Say hello. Say hi
repeat after me
I'll go fuck myself
Okay, let me try say hello
Say hi who's a good bird? Who's a good bird?
Say I am
She's got one dialogue
Part of a breeding program out of zoo and then wasn't successful in that program since she was booted
We have the parents to teach people about why they don't make their pets one of the reasons is because they're so loud
Yeah, no
You want loud little dude she only like the cock where I'm talking
Oh, and that would be really really annoying if you like on a call. Wait, why does he why does she do that?
It's just what they do man. They're really loud. They can damage your hearing like super easily. Is this for me?
Yeah, thanks Jason. It's really nice.
They can damage your hearing and they can choose what?
and your house is made of wood.
So they will chew through your house.
They can live like 60 years.
So it's like having a cow bar
that can damage your hearing
and chew through wood for 60 years.
So you can get ear damage from this bird?
Ear damage.
Big time ear damage, yeah.
People think they want things to be cute and funny.
And then they get them,
they're like, oh my god, I can't have this bird for 60 years.
She can't say happy birthday.
Do you sing happy birthday?
Wait, what other voice lines does she have?
Um, she can do a kiss noise.
Say I love you.
Okay, let me try.
Say I love you.
I'll try again.
Say I love you.
I'll go fuck myself.
She'll laugh at her.
You think that's funny?
You think that's funny?
You think that's funny?
Huh? They high love you.
I love you.
You might like this one more.
Okay.
This is Mia.
Miss ma'am, thank you very much.
This is Mia.
She's in African gray.
I'm going to come over here.
Don't get close to those two.
I don't know why I feel very paranoid.
Because they can fly?
This is Mia.
Come here to get you.
Mia is a Congo African gray.
This is an African parrot.
It's the largest parrot in Africa.
They're critically endangered because of the pet trade.
So these are so popular as pets,
they get poached out of the wild
and then people buy them as pets
and now they're critically endangered, which is crazy.
They're really hard to have as pets though
because they chew through what?
So this is all Mia damage.
She's like chewed all of this.
They're super, super loud.
Do you want this?
The pupils are getting bigger and smaller.
She likes dancing.
Wait, she dances to music?
Yeah, she likes dancing.
So if I put her in a song, she'll start dancing?
Yeah, maybe.
Oh my gosh, can I try?
Here, come over here.
You don't want that?
You don't have to eat it.
I thought you would want it, though.
Wait, I can put out music?
Yeah, hold on.
Let her finish that first.
Like that.
And then just put your phone on here.
I don't think he's.
She liked it at first.
She stopped, she stopped messing with it.
She liked it.
Nah, that was funny though.
She said, no.
Interesting.
Why are they saying?
Oh my gosh.
Have you heard the new KSI song?
No.
I didn't even know he made music.
No, it's a banger, Tris.
I feel bad.
Oh no, one more song.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
This is my song.
Okay.
Your song.
Ta-da! The number one song in Vietnam.
Really?
No joke. Why'd you walk it away?
Okay, well, Mia likes the first part of that one song, so you had that going, that's good.
Yeah, and then everything, yeah.
Do you want to play the chorus for her?
Oh, sure.
Maybe she does the chorus.
Let me try. She's not fuck-weight.
Sometimes Chico dances, but Chico's also... Oh, she's listening, it's nice.
Chico and Mrs. Miley.
Did the burgers say God did?
What?
Say God did.
He doesn't know. She doesn't know.
Yeah, hello, Brady.
Do you have something that you'd like to say?
What did he just say? What she just called me?
She said, hello, Brady.
No, what she just called me?
The fuck?
No, I'm actually scared. I've got to do a bit more.
Can't fly?
No.
No, what's good?
Say to my face.
Say to my face.
Say to my face.
Okay.
All right, listen, over there.
Play the chorus again.
She's gonna dance and I can see I can tell the course. Are they like mates? Wait, wait, you said what gay gauge gauge
That's nice. Tico is a blue and gold. I didn't know birds could be gay
Oh, there's tons of homosexuality in the animal kingdom like tons
Can be super dainty
Sir now I'm getting tired of you. I'm getting tired of you. I'm just kidding
I'm just kidding
I'm sorry
Down at a restaurant the kids finger off and ate it. Oh, yeah, they're way more dangerous than people realize
They get hurt real bad, so so I could get my fingers snatched right now for sure. Yeah, we just don't recommend parents
It's so it's not something that most people can commit to and then they end up in rescues like this
So those are the parents and you want to go back? Sorry you can see
Let's go back here.
I got the pass.
Gaktula.
Sorry we don't have the line.
Where are we off to next?
We're going to the pasture.
Wow.
That's where it lives in life.
Oh my God!
Yo, how are there just ostriches here?
That's an email.
Oh, that's a mule.
Uh, yeah.
Can I bite my finger off too?
No.
Stompy?
Stompy.
He doesn't want to run away?
I'm not gonna get in the bus, you know.
Oh, shit!
That's one crazy-looking dude!
This is Stompy.
Stompy's a what, Jason?
A mule.
He said a mule!
It's an e-mule.
Stompy is an e-mule.
That's a crazy-looking dude.
Come over here.
I don't like the way he's looking at me.
Me and Sir Dominus. This is an Australian ratite, which is the family bird. It's a emu
Smaller than ostriches ostriches are from Africa this bird cannot ride it. You can pet him
Like on the off pet him you can put you want to put him on the back
Hold on not too much. Hey, I feel like I'm one senior at a trainer dragon. That's nice
So
What's up? What do you think, Somp?
What's up?
Sompie is the first animal that we rescued out of us.
He came from a zoo in California,
and his mom didn't sit on his clutch of eggs,
so he was incubated.
No.
And then he was shipped to Japan.
So he was, I got him, yeah, you can put him wherever.
I got him when he was 14 days old,
and he kind of feels like, hey,
this kind of feels like my hair,
just like a little slightly fried.
Yeah, and he's got little wings. Look at this.
Can he fly?
Does it look like it? Look at his wings.
Should I hug him?
Yeah. He can't fly, is the answer.
Hey, come on. Bring it in.
I don't want to put it on.
Step, go in front of him.
Okay, and then kind of lean down, because he's not that tall.
And then lean down more.
Jason, what the hell?
Okay, that's nice.
Aww, that's nice!
Nah.
He's cool.
Yeah, you guys are friends.
He's mad cool.
Oh, it's so much.
Okay.
Not too much though.
Don't swear up to my bird.
Um, Stompy has really little wings.
Check this out.
Um, and he's got claws on his wings.
You're gonna have to come in here.
Tiny little claws right here.
Um, cause he's a dinosaur.
He's a dinosaur?
Birds are dinosaurs. All modern birds are descendants from theropods, which is a two-legged
Count them three toad
Yeah, they look like a dinosaur food raptor
Theropods two like a three-toed feathered raptor. I really have the urge to hop on his back and try to ride
Yeah, well, you're not gonna do that look at his hair. It's like yours
Yeah, it's kind of it's fried my mom
Who's a good bird who's a good bird
I think he likes me.
Yeah man, don't square up.
Tell me, I'm gonna get treats really quick?
You hear that?
Hold on, not too much.
Dinosaur, you hear that?
Chad, did you hear that?
I heard it.
Cool, right?
These guys can run, guess how fast, Jason?
Uh, 60...
60 miles an hour.
60?
Bingo 30.
Oh, he likes me.
Yeah, he's coming with us.
Heck, come on.
Let's go.
30 miles an hour.
So one of the reasons that we have Stompy is to teach people about the exotic meat
trade.
So emu meat used to be really popular.
And their wild populations were never affected by it, which they're really lucky about.
Should I race it?
I mean, you can try, but he's not going to run.
You would lose.
You can't run 30 miles an hour.
Wait, is it she or he?
He.
He's like a Pokemon.
Yeah.
Yeah. Have you heard about the emu war?
The emu war? No. I'm very uneducated. I thought emus were extinct.
No.
It's got to be a different animal, I'm thinking of it.
Yeah, it's got to be.
Australia lost the war to emus.
Wait, what?
Basically.
They lost the war to emus.
Yeah, history lessons. In 1932, after the war,
emus were an agricultural pest, so they were eating farmer's crops.
And so the farmers went to the minister of defense instead of the minister of agriculture
Yeah, and they're like we have to go to war against these emus because they're eating a lot of crops
Yeah, and the minister of defense is like, okay, so they sent them out with machine guns to try to cool all these emus and
The emus are too fast and they went through so much ammo. It's just a waste so they had to pull out
They lost the emus with guns. Yep. Oh
Oh, shit.
Horsies.
This is jalapeno.
Am I going to ride a horse today?
No.
This is jalapeno.
He's a donkey.
Oh, that's a donkey.
No wonder he looks like different than a horse.
This is a treat.
Hold it in the sand.
So he's going to come up to you,
and you'll put your hand out flat.
Oh, my god.
Tuck your thumb so it doesn't think it's a baby carrot.
This is for you.
Do you want?
He is usually the more shy one.
That's for you.
Yum, yum.
Fuck, I'm scared.
He's so far away.
So, jalapeno?
Yeah, I'm just kind of...
He's got it for you.
He was rescued from a donkey rescue in Central Texas,
so he was in an auction lot, so he was going to be...
Jason, I remember.
It's scary, and I'm on a germaphobe.
I don't like when my hands get wet from this hole.
It didn't get wet.
He's nice.
Like look, he's like, he's moving his lips.
Um, he was either going to be slaughtered for meat or for a pet kibble like cat food or dog food.
What the fuck?
Wait, what?
Donkey's cat food is made out of donkey?
Really?
Like anything at the auction lot?
Yeah, they'll make into cheap kibbles.
Um, so he was going to be slaughtered for that.
So we rescued him and now he's here.
We first got him, he wouldn't even like come up to people,
let alone brand new people, but now he's very brave.
Is that a blind one?
No, this is, oh boy, this guy's not even part of the program.
Yo!
This is my horse.
Really?
Yeah, this is Ace.
Yo!
This is a fly mask, it's mesh, you can see through it.
It's just so that flies don't get in his eyes.
I thought that was like a monk, like a monk horse.
Keep your hand flat.
Shit!
Nah, that's one cool little dude!
Um, so he's not a part of the rescue.
This is my horse I've had him since I was 12.
What?
He just lives here because I live here.
Can you ride him?
Uh-huh.
Can I see?
Can I ride him?
Nah, what if I get hurt right now?
Yeah, what if you... I don't know, man.
If he just rejects me and I fall off, then he...
He stomps on my head and I just die.
Oh, not too much now.
He doesn't have any more treats.
That's one strong horse.
Stompy, shit.
Stompy just shit it on him.
Yay, Stomp.
Relax.
He thinks you have treats.
I got nothing.
He doesn't have treats.
Check it out.
So I got Ace when I was 12.
He came to college with me.
now like 26 with my buddy for a while we're buddies where's the satellite you
don't need a saddle I have a saddle but I don't want to get it out right now
but he's not a part of the rescue he just lives here I'm just kidding
you're gonna swim on sloppy no I wouldn't do that I think I'm too heavy that's
nice buddy anyway he just lives here all right come with me there's more to see
let's go in here hopefully we don't have in here this is winnie the mill
more yeah where the others well she's never been pregnant so she's never
What happened to her face?
She just is her eyes are running because of flies.
You pet her.
Fuck it.
It's very hairy.
When he came from a cattle operation in Oklahoma, so she was going to be slaughtered for beef
about a year and a half ago.
She's a red Angus beef cow.
So when you see like black Angus in the store, Angus beef, it's either this cow or this
cow but black in color. What swag you made out of? It's just the way that the
cow is raised. Oh. I don't know if they use Angus or not. So one of the reasons we
have Winnie is to teach people about the beef industry. Do you know about cows
producing methane? Wait one more time. Do you know about cows producing methane? No.
So when cows eat part of their digestion one of the byproducts of their
digestion is methane, which is a greenhouse gas. So she burps and farts, she burps and
farts a greenhouse gas, which is fine naturally, but we have so many cattle to start, but
wanted to do something for the environment. My first recommendation is to just eat less
beef. I'm not telling you to be vegan right away, but eating less beef or beef are so
Okay. Yeah!
I think I did.
Okay, here you go.
Wait, what? What? What does that do again?
What, the horse? The mask?
Oh, it keeps flies on his eyes?
Did you guys hear that?
Or should I...
Did y'all hear about the beef segment?
The beef.
No? Okay.
Nah, that's one with majestic...
Oh!
Nah, it's not. It is. It's just hanging.
Oh, no, it's not, dude. You should see it.
They have retractable penises. That's retracted.
When it's not retracted, it's like halfway down to the ground, and when fully erect,
it's like almost touching the ground. I'm so serious.
Damn.
It's insane.
Ah, wow, you go, man.
So what I said about beef chat, and this is kind of a boring bit, cows produce methane
which is a greenhouse gas.
They burp and fart a greenhouse gas.
And because we have so many cattle on the planet to keep up with the global demand for
beef it's affecting our climate.
So if you don't know where to start but you want to make an impact on the environment
with what you're eating, just start by eating less beef.
That's what I said.
Less beef.
Less beef.
I'm more of a fish guy anyways great like poultry the emissions for poultry are so much lower than
Beef the emissions for everything are so much lower than beef
They said
We out of this this area. Yeah, okay
How you doing?
I'm feeling good. Okay. I'm feeling one with the nature. Okay. This is amazing
You know I was raised in Texas, but I never you work. Yeah, you seem like you were raised in California, please
I'm from Texas. I'm from Arlington, Texas. I am I was I was born
like that like what oh my gosh I
Protect I used to go to the Keene says
Yes, I am I was born in Fort Worth raised in Arlington
Why did you move to California?
I moved literally this year.
No way!
Yes!
It's the blonde hair.
I had to do it for a sub-goal.
Dude, I'm...
Oh my God.
I've never been to the Bay and you act more like someone from the Bay than I will ever
be alive.
That's a lie.
Please don't say shit like that.
It's true.
Please don't say shit like that.
All right.
Well...
How?
What attributes do I have that give that off?
Besides the way I look because this way that you talk and the earrings and the chain and the way that you dance
So the evening's in the chain
We are
I actually I like clicked in a sinister into that and I saw you
Dougie if that's a verb
And I was like oh he must be from the day
No, I'm from Texas. I was raised around a lot of Mexicans
But the bay's not so cal.
What is the bay?
Like the bay area?
It's pretty big.
Um, Oakland, San Francisco?
Never been.
Oh.
Nah.
We're gonna have to go out on a little out of breath, I mean.
Because we're gonna have to.
It's a bit of a hike.
We got a golf cart or something?
Uh, no.
We have to, he's moving faster because we might have on this stretch.
Oh, I'm just trolling.
We're doing okay.
Cool.
You wanna meet some monkeys?
Some monkeys?
Yeah.
There's no monkeys that'll mull my face off, right?
No.
I've seen stories.
Yeah.
Oh, have you seen that like,
chimp documentary thing going around?
Yeah.
I haven't actually seen it yet.
I haven't seen it, but I saw a Twitter video.
So the reason we have the monkeys
is because someone bought them as pets online in Austin.
Didn't know how to take care of them,
So they came to us with a ton of medical issues.
It's actually legal to buy them as pets in Texas,
but monkeys are not supposed to be pets.
And I'll tell you more about why that's the case
when we go in with the mime-sets.
I was wanting a pet monkey.
Like a cool monkey that'll just like jump around.
But then I got scared because I saw,
Like, I see, like, what a monkey did to a person.
Yeah, they can be really scary.
These ones are really small.
Oh.
So.
I don't see them.
Where are they?
Am I going to get a sneak attack?
Issues of focus.
No, it's an email.
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, but I'm not going to do it again.
Number one.
Um, let me see if I can come out.
Wait, what does that mean?
focus it's a Lebronimo this is like that one character from Madagascar the
little dude the oh more yes so these are monkeys they're really small Brazilian
primates. So when you're looking at his Appa, he's a white tufted marmoset, made up to Brazil.
And then this one is Momo. This is a black tufted marmoset. So somebody bought them his
pets online, didn't know how to take care of them. So he has had more than half of
his teeth removed because they were all rotting out because he was just fed. Not a good
diet. Appa had no use of his back legs pretty much when we first got him. And this
This is their first time having an outdoor enclosure, like being outside.
Holy.
Yeah, you can do more Reese.
Yeah, I like Avatar.
Avatar.
Mo Mo.
Come on, y'all, come on.
Oh, this is like Mo Mo.
Come on.
From Avatar.
Yeah, their names are like Avatar.
Come on.
Oh, I'm slow.
What do you think?
Can it climb on you?
Sometimes he does.
I don't know.
He's staying kind of far away right now, so.
I don't think he likes me.
The other reason you don't want monkeys is pets, one, because it's just super unfair.
They're like in a cage in this new house in Austin, which is super lame.
And number two, they're seed dispersers, like that's their job in the wild.
So they eat fruits and they swing around and shit everywhere to help with forestry growth,
right?
Like they're literally planting trees.
And they'll do that in your house.
They'll just swing and shit everywhere.
Hi buddy.
Whoa.
Wow.
Wow.
I've never seen these species of monkeys.
That is very graceful.
Do you want?
W monkey.
Sometimes you want to pick a stick and see if you can give it to him, sometimes he'll stick it.
Oh, you want a stick for you?
Do you like that?
Take the stick.
Oh, you didn't like it.
You didn't like it.
I'm a friendly guy.
Interesting.
All right, well...
Take my stick.
Ew, don't say it like that.
Oh, sorry.
Should I try to give it to him?
Yeah.
slow
do you want the stick?
I'm sure
he won't take it
maybe he will
okay monkeys
they might be weirded out by your vest
alright let's get to the rest before it gets dark
cause we're losing night
and I have some stuff to show you inside
really? is this the last
outside part?
yeah just this bit down here
So we have crows which will probably skip because the crows are gonna be scared of you
and they've already been fed today so. Why are they even scared of me? Stay up on their perch.
Do you have pigeons? Do what? Do you have pigeons? Yeah. No, I wish. I love pigeons.
These are the crows. We have two American crows. Their names are Abbott and Coconut.
But they're really wary of new people and cameras. Oh. Wait, did you say wolves? We have wolf dogs, yeah.
This is our new tortoise enclosure. Tortoise? Yeah, we just we rescued a tortoise recently.
The cell caught a tortoise. She's not in there right now because we're still finishing it out,
but they're one of the giant tortoises that'll be like 100 pounds, 200 pounds. Damn. Yeah.
Ta. Why are they saying that? Ta is a tortoise. It's an emo. Wow. That's crazy. All right.
Uh, and then, foxes.
Hi, buddy.
Oh!
Hi, Finn.
Underwater top.
Because people think it's cool to have one of these as a pet.
Oh, it's empty.
We have to swap a piece.
When we come up here, access points.
Oh.
So it'll come back.
Okay.
It's not gonna bite me, right?
No.
Hi, buddy.
You got that?
Did she hit you all?
That's why it's just aggressive.
So Finn was confiscated with an illegal pet trade.
He's an American red box, but they bred him to be this color
because people think this is a cool color.
I have some tips for you to give them.
Damn.
Here you go.
Oh.
Oh.
Hey, hey, tuck the thumb.
Yeah, just like this.
He has something for you.
You got to crouch down.
Nice.
Just stay crouched.
Yummy treat.
Hey, he's cool.
Yeah, he's cool.
This is a cool colorway.
So we have the foxes to teach people
both about the exploitation of foxes in the pet trade
and the fur trade.
So generally, not generally, actually.
Always just don't wear furrs, because fur's a cringe.
OK.
There's a lot of fur farms that still exist,
where they're breeding animals.
I don't know.
Wow.
You're a little nervous.
chill out you okay? Wait he was raised by a human since he was a baby? Yeah so he
was bred in captivity and was sold in the pet trade and then was confiscated by
California Fish and Wildlife. Okay. Late. Lay down. Does it know, does it know
tricks? He won't lay down. I mean he can sit but. Sit. Sit. Oh. That's nice, nice, very nice. You
You guys can tell though, the way he's acting, he's nothing like a dog, you know.
He's like real quick and like cautious.
Kind of like a cat?
He's a little bit like a cat.
He's a canine.
But they're very cat-like, cat-coded canines.
But this is just not, it's not a pet.
People think that it's like a cooler version of a dog and it's not.
They really love digging.
He loves hunting bugs and stuff in here.
They like having the weather and they're just not something that's meant to be
inside of a house.
They also mark everything and they smell really bad.
This is like a whole open-air enclosure. He doesn't have anything.
I got nothing for you dog.
Or should I say fox?
That was funny.
Oh no.
Yeah.
But they smell really bad. They smell like scumps a little bit, so you don't want them in your house for that reason either.
What do you think, bud?
I think he likes me.
He's very nice.
You can have another treat.
It's nice. You guys want some treat ASMR? Check this out.
How's that?
Damn.
Hi.
Oh my gosh.
Wait, Cutie funded this?
She did, yeah. This is Cutie did a fundraiser for this enclosure.
So these are Cutie's boxes.
That's one cute little dude.
Yeah, he's a nice guy. Thank you.
Jason truths louder.
Where's his friend?
Wow, they love QD.
Yeah, QD is the goat.
QD's my best friend.
Really?
Yeah.
You don't know that? I thought you knew that.
I didn't know that.
Really?
That's crazy.
Yeah, QD founded this enclosure.
And the foxes, again, people.
Just get a dog.
Don't get a fox or like a serval or like a...
You can buy a fox.
Anything?
Well, in California it's illegal. I bet you could in Texas, but you can also cheat on your life illegally in Texas
And you shouldn't do that again. Oh wow
That's just an example. That's a crazy fact. I did not know. All right last one last enclosure. I'm one with nature
Yeah, this way. That's my house back there. Oh
I live here
Damn by yourself. Yes, sir
Wolf dogs
So the wolf dogs have not been here that long
A wolf dog? Wolf dog. They're wolf dog hybrids.
People breed them that way to be pets. So this is another pet trade issue.
People are like, oh look at this perfect domesticated creature that we've spent hundreds of years
to make the perfect companion in our homes. And then other people come in and they're like,
wait I want my dog to be part wolf. Let's like reverse all the work that we've done.
And they breed wolves with dogs and they get an animal that cannot be released into the
wild because it's a hybrid with a domesticated animal and it generally can't be in their
house either because it becomes a danger to the people that are living in that house.
A wolf dog.
On the ring.
Hold on.
Wolf dog.
You see him?
I don't.
So these two wolf dogs we rescued from a zoo that had like a bunch of animal welfare
violations, USDA violations as well. And they were used in a breeding program, so
they were selling wolf dogs to individuals probably as pets and then to
other facilities for display. Oh, shit. Yeah, so here they are. We'll see if you
guys can get a look at them. The names are Awa and Timber and these are
like a coyote. They kind of do look like coyotes. These are our newest rescues.
Timber is the one with the white face who's looking at you. Yeah, I'm guessing we
We can't pet them.
No.
Yeah, they look like they are kind of dangerous.
Yeah, I mean, they're part wolf.
Have you pet them?
I have not.
The only interaction we do with them is like relationship building and training so that
we can do vet stuff more voluntarily so we don't have to like sedate them to do things.
Damn.
Just because it's better for their welfare, but they're nothing like dogs, same with
the foxes.
How do you feed them?
Our keepers come in here and drop food and go out and then they do some training
sessions where they're giving them like bits of meat yeah yeah now if I jumped in
this cage would I just get mulled apart no no I they would be more afraid of you
I see do you know no do you know peach jars and Jessica and you agree I know
piece jars. They fundraised for this enclosure. They did a set together as a fundraiser. That's
crazy. So that's how we got this whole enclosure. It's massive. This enclosure is 10 times the size
of the enclosure that they came from. Yeah, this is huge. And yeah, but they just got here in May,
so they're still adjusting. I don't know why I did that. Yeah, Jason could do a set
that like Peach and Jess would be good.
What the hell is it say?
They did like a photo video set.
Oh, they dressed up as wolves?
No, on only fans.
Oh, oh, no, they snapped.
Yeah, they did.
Yeah.
So yeah, there's not much that we
do with them with collabs right now,
because they're just kind of afraid of people.
The first 10 years of their lives,
they got very, very little human interaction.
So we're working on it.
We're working on it.
See.
This is the K-900.
This is their indoor space.
People ask how they do in Texas with the heat.
One, they have a pond.
They have running water and a pond.
And two, they have AC.
Most of our animals at Alves have AC in their enclosures
so they can escape too.
Wait, what is they can come in here?
Yeah.
This is their indoor space.
So they can come inside, they're still kind of afraid of coming inside.
But they'll have AC in here, we have live cameras in here.
Damn. How much did this cost?
Uh, a lot.
A lot of money. This is a big bill.
This is incredible.
It's kinda cool.
Some cool shit.
Kinda cool.
Was that a federal question?
No.
my phone. So this whole space is owned by you? Yes, well yeah. So I bought this land in 2021.
But the animals belong to the non-profit. I'm just the executive director. Damn, that's crazy.
Cam 2 is weird. Holy shit. They flipped. Cam 2 worked.
We're gonna die in here Jason. Hold on. Nah, hold on. There we go.
Let's go. What are the cam things? I think they switched cans just now. Jurassic Park
In all my years of being raised in Texas, this is the most Texas thing I've ever done.
Are you not telling about that?
I'm not.
You'll be totally honest with you.
I'm 100.
All my mom and my dad's life.
Okay, you want me to be honest with you as well?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Why did I believe you?
But if you went in his strata and you came out with your cousin, he'd be like, oh my,
she's awesome.
My dad believed you too.
Oh, we absolutely don't know.
Don't tell him.
That's crazy.
It was like, no.
Nah, they heard, they heard.
Hey, I heard that!
I, Jaylee, believed her.
Y'all believed her too, though.
That's funny.
Oh no.
I have one more animal to show you.
Oh my gosh.
It's a special one.
It's just, I saved it for the end.
Usually I do it in the middle.
I saved it for the end because we're losing light.
I'm actually sad. I'm sorry guys.
But our last name is the same.
Don't make sense, buddy.
I'm Okinawan.
Huh?
I'm Okinawan. My dad moved here and he was singing.
Wait, Higa is a...
Oh, see!
Those are my goats.
It's me!
You don't want to move them.
I'm just kidding.
Wait, what?
They're not nice.
Oh, they're a headbutt me.
Yeah.
Have you pet them?
Have I?
Yep.
Yeah, I'm chill with them. You wouldn't be.
It's Lebron!
Not him specifically. Just like...
Anybody that they don't know they'll be really mean to they'll just charge at me. Yeah, it's what they do
Hmm
Is this this is the place?
This is where we were. Yeah, oh wait. We were just here. Yep. Oh, I'm I'm directionally challenged last
Animal
Hello.
A cockadoodle?
Hello.
I did not.
I'm sorry.
We're just going to do chins really fast and that's going to be it.
Chickens?
Chins.
I thought I needed this.
Hi.
Tinsillers?
Welcome to the nutrition house.
This is where all of our nutrition prep happens and our diet prep.
We're going to ask.
Do you care what I use for the chins?
Stop calling me a peon.
These are the chinchillas.
Here, goat.
Are they safe?
Sit on the floor over there.
Chins.
Would you like to come out?
TV.
These are the chinchillas.
Whoa.
Hi, Snort.
Wow.
That's a cool little dude.
Do I have to do it like this?
Yeah.
He shot that for you.
And they can do cool tricks.
She can hold things.
It's a little chubby.
Don't say that.
He held.
He's been eating good.
That's nice.
Good job.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm going to be so honest with you.
I don't even know what that means.
security and I asked what to put on a sign and she she texted that I don't
know that is funny as hell
this is a good dude to teach people about the fur trade as well it takes a
hundred and twenty plus of those to make a fur coat make a hundred twenty for
one yeah so they were almost wiped out in Peru where they live because people
making fur coats out of them. Now they're protected so they're doing a little
better, but it's just another reason to not wear fur. Super sad. So we're not
explaining it. You want to explain it? This? It's an emo. It's my eye gap.
It's nice. Thanks. Good job, baby. Is that a rat? I might be allergic to it. It's a rodent, but no it's not a rat.
Theodore from Alvin.
What?
I don't know if someone in the chest said that.
Wait, can he lay him off it?
That's the bag of treats.
No, not the...
That's not a chipmunk.
They move in frames.
Oh, is this where Pikachu got inspo?
Yes.
I don't know. Is that true?
I don't know if someone in the chest said that.
Snark.
Get off me.
Let me try.
Yeah, hey, hey, I'm the, uh, I'm the Chinchella Whisperer.
Yeah, yeah.
Why don't you like it?
Oh, he likes it.
Yeah.
Up on the line.
Okay.
Snorkeling.
Picky choose a ramp.
Give him a fag with me.
She is.
She or he?
She.
I'm sorry.
What if I ramp her?
No.
She wouldn't like that.
Hey lady.
I'm sorry.
You don't want to hang out with him.
with him look you can come across my way I guess yeah look he's got a snack I
know you see you do snack I know you see a little dude come here puppy come
here come here come here oh yeah you can try but so probably move here you
You can do it while I'm giving her this.
It's crazy soft, right?
Yeah.
It's nice.
It's insanely dense fur.
You want to go back to him?
I have nothing.
I have wine, but I have nothing for you.
So he comes to me.
Oh, you see it.
He sees it.
Oh, this is Moomin?
Which one?
Where did he spawn in for him?
Moomin is our other chinchilla.
You can't have that whole bag, ma'am.
That's Moomin.
Snorke and Moomin, they're friends.
What do you do?
I know you want to.
That's nice.
Yeah.
Friends!
Look, he has been out.
I have.
Oh, oh.
Take it.
Yo.
That's it.
That's the tour.
Nah, this was amazing.
What do you guys think?
Jack?
Can I donate up?
Thank you guys so much.
I know we couldn't see donations while we were walking out and about.
But your donations go straight to animal care and the people that are taking care of the animals and our mission
I'm just teaching people about conservation. So thank you so much. No, this was a great tour. Yeah, I made a lot
Thank you. Hey, and this is the most animal touch I've ever done. Yeah, I thought you were very brave
Why does that not sound no, I was
I thought you're really brave
Really? Yeah. I mean you didn't like actually fully refuse anything. Did anyone
else refuse anything? Okay. Where's the other cheeseballs? They eat the cheeseballs?
No, the staff eats the cheeseballs. Oh basketball time. Guys another, I know I
said this earlier, we have live cans on all the animals enclosures so if you
You like the animals and you want to watch them.
They're live 24-7 on Twitch, on Alvea Sanctuary.
If you want to check us out on there, can you go around so they're not scared and they'll
come back.
Can you come back?
You can watch all the animals 24-7 on Alvea Sanctuary.
And we do add a few more names on there too.
You're donating to a good cause.
The shins might be out for the...
I don't think they want to be back in their cage.
One of the keepers will get them back in.
Okay.
Let's go back to the studio.
Let's go.
Back to the studio.
Where's that?
Is it this?
Yeah, this one.
Perfect timing.
Yeah, actually.
OK.
Let's go.
Cool.
Let's go.
I'm just telling you, keep your hands up.
OK.
Don't know this.
Josh, FXI, thank you for the five.
Oh, this is yours.
Oh, thank you.
Is there anyone there who would want to...
Uh, that's good. Thank you.
All right. All right, all right, all right.
Chad just bought three cars.
You do not have to say that.
No, I appreciate it. This tour was amazing.
Good! I'm so glad you liked it.
Chad, I hope you had fun. I hope I wasn't too...
too educational.
Now, I got educated today. I was never good at...
Oh, and what is it? What is it?
Learning.
No. The subject.
Geology?
Geo...no...geology?
That's what you said.
What subject is this?
Statistics.
I know statistics.
Okay.
Cool.
Thank you for the five.
Um, guys, I hope you...
Biology!
Biology.
Zoology.
This is a great tour.
I hope you guys learned something today.
not going offline. You're not going offline. And I'm going online. So we're going to go
play some basketball, I guess. That's going to be, like, right now? Yeah, unless you don't
want to go right now. No, I'm going up. I'm down, but do you need food? I need some
deodorant. I kind of stink. Oh, you're going to play basketball? No, I'm not that
I really did the snacks fill me up.
Okay.
Unless you're hungry.
No.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
That was a great, great time.
Thank you all for the donuts.
Thank you so much.
Whoa!
Birdsy with a hundred dollars.
Thank you for the hundred dollar donation.
Mmm.
All right, now we're gonna go play basketball.
What is it, three on three?
Four four.
Four all four?
Four before.
Loser has to pay for the winners' dinners.
Well, who's like the losing team together?
Yep.
Interesting.
Dale, would you do it?
I mean, yeah.
I don't think that is.
We have to even out the teams.
Whoever gets me is low key.
Whoever gets me, I'll be, well,
you can both be captains.
OK, that's better.
You have to usually play.
OK.
But I'm bad.
I played in the church leagues.
I played in Asian League basketball.
Asian League?
Asian League.
Have you ever heard of that?
No.
It straight up was an Asian League basketball.
Like, teams across the bay?
Like the Shanghai Sharks?
I don't know how that works. Don't look don't come for me. This is when I was a kid and I didn't invent it
But that's what I did. I played Asian League basketball in the Bay
You're a Bay Asian mostly Japanese. Yeah
You're nothing like a Bay Asian. That's what I'm saying. I said you act way more like a Bay Asian than I do
I don't I act more Texan than you do and you're from Texas
That's that's a lie
I probably I am
And tapped into the Mexican culture. I'm actually going to a carny asada soon with one of my Mexican homies
Okay
Fucking say a seat. I'm not a bandit. We're seaside. That's where I still don't know that means
Thank you so much was that to be with do a Texan, I don't know
Thank you guys so much for your donations. I hope you learned something today. I hope you like the animals
And if you want to watch the animals you can watch them on the OVS thanks for a channel
This was actually a great learning experience I've touched a lot of animals I kind of want some hair sometimes. Oh shoot
I think we have to we have to do it inside
No, we should just do it in here.
Would you mind doing like the quick like five minute interview for our YouTube video and
it'll just be on your stream so you guys want to see it before the YouTube video.
Okay, Beth, let's do it.
Oh, 300 bucks!
Oh, thank you so much!
Fizzy!
Thank you!
Dang!
Oh my gosh.
That's sick.
I'm excited to be back.
We hit 2K!
Oh, thank you so much!
sick we I'm excited we hit 2k oh thank you so much that's so is there a difference
between those W's oh no it's just like it's just like it's just like we've
been like two in a row or something thank you that's crazy thank you so much
I'm gonna get us both more water you can do this super quick Jackson will make
This one is short.
Okay, I'm gonna ask Mike to get it five questions short.
Thank y'all for the giftids and the primes.
Pretty stutter.
Check the updates page.
I'll have it.
Jason got featured on Korean news.
Hold on a minute.
Someone translate chat.
What did they say?
I'm looking at this like I understand what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
Dreamer, that's me.
Y'all!
This shit made it on the Korean news?
Holy shit.
Thank you so much.
I've never been in industry plant allegations.
I got put on the Korean news.
I'm ready.
Gotcha.
I'm double mic'd though, is this okay?
All right.
You answered truthfully and honestly.
Can you start by introducing yourself to tell us what you do and how you were feeling
when you were the opposite today?
My name is Jason. I'm a streamer.
And honestly, I was kind of scared. I don't really touch animals.
The most I've done is get bit by a dog, so I'm not really good with animals.
I almost got my eye taken out by a dog, so that's me.
What was the animal you...
Probably the snake. That shit was terrifying.
terrifying because because it's a snake like you could die you could you could
either they could either suffocate you or you could but you could get bitten die
no what's that gonna get shot it did it like scratch my look it's scratch my
finger they y'all see here I'm gonna be honest I said you know I said WPS which
stands for white people no fans no fans I love white people but like I can't do
that I can't do that I'm just terrified I did I did I did my favorite animal hmm
probably the monkeys they're nice and cute and jumpy and fast overall I learned
a lot you know I learned that bugs help the world and now if I see a bug I'm
not gonna kill it I'm gonna release it into the wildlife I'm gonna be I'm gonna
to be more into nature, you know, go into my roots as a Texan. And, and, yeah, just treat
animals as living beings.
Real quick, we're going to do one more, just to get kind of a little more, more manateurs,
things like that to interview with the actual video. So just answer the same questions,
you've already answered them, just the same thing, right?
Okay.
Can you introduce yourself and tell us what you, what you do and how you're feeling
leading up to today's event?
My name is Jason, I'm a streamer, also known as the DIP guy guy, ETA guy.
I am feeling quite nervous going up to this because I'm scared of animals.
What animal were you most afraid of today?
The animal I was most afraid of was probably the snake.
I'm scared of scaly things.
I've seen animal-planted videos.
They're scary.
Can you talk about how you conquered it a little bit too?
Towards the end, would you kind of say on it?
Um, I'm not gonna lie, I don't think I conquered it, I just let it crawl over me.
Slyther.
Slyther, sorry.
No, you're good.
Can you describe the texture of the toad you held at the very beginning?
It was nice and bumpy, and very squishy.
Did that sound under really biting?
It did.
I got the little scar right here, but you know it was cool. It's a cool cool guy
My favorite animal was the monkeys they're nice and jumpy and
It was cool. They took one of my sticks
That was cool, I really wanted to write it, but I wasn't able to
100% I'm gonna get the saddle
What are all thoughts on today's experience and what would you be doing against it?
Overall, this was a great learning experience.
I am now in tune with nature in my text and culture.
I'm no longer in a killbugs.
I'm no longer going to look at snakes in a bad way.
Yes, I am now one with animals.
And will you be visiting again soon, you think?
Yes, of course.
I'm going to come back and I'm going to nurture every animal that is here.
Thank you
Both both
Thank you
Okay, can I get a hand or no, okay, but
LPR what was
Why y'all say LPR? Yeah, I'm actually going to a carnage soda. Yo, Siggi, am I not? Come on.
Back, back his ass. Is that your hooping gear? Yeah. I honestly did not dress for the occasion.
All right, what's the team's gonna be? Who's gonna be interested? I suppose.
Okay, but team captains
He robs there. No, you said no hella quick
Now once if I don't know if you're invited
Want to keep all he can't not want to have I don't know if he has any athleticism
He was my security guard for twitch comment really
interesting
We're gonna
Okay, so my plan stream plan logistically is to go live on the backpack and to
I'm gonna go live you're gonna be live and then we'll drive to basketball and we're gonna F
Where F we're gonna F to get there. I'm sorry. There's no way to get it. Yeah, it's like that. It'll be like that
and
then wait what I
Oh my god.
Wait, you can't say it like that anymore?
You can't say we're going to F?
Are you serious?
Yo, check.
That's crazy.
Oh my god, bro.
You're embarrassing me.
I'm only 26.
Don't do this to me.
Wait, what?
They make me feel so old.
I don't know. It's like...
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Not a new lingo.
It's a new lingo.
Man.
Wait, did I just say something bad again?
No, no, no.
What is going on?
No, I can't wait to play basketball.
Get free dinner, let's go.
OK, well, we'll just stream on the way there.
We're going to have a little bit on the road, I'm sorry.
Are we going on these mics?
Yeah.
I have a basketball.
It's pretty doggy-do.
My ball is pretty doo-doo.
It's fine.
Jason was about eight.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm very out of shape.
I'm not built for this.
And I'm going to steal one more snack.
That's cool.
I mean, take whatever you want.
Thank you so much.
What are they saying?
What is all that?
I haven't ate shit today.
I'm running off fruit snacks and carnivores.
This is fun.
Anything else, really?
That's all you got.
Sorry.
Hmm.
Negative now.
Why not?
I don't want to.
I'm OK.
Thank you for asking.
You don't mean tick-tocking?
No, not really.
What's wrong with tick-tock?
Nothing.
Beauty made it, tick-tock?
Yeah, but she's, you know, she's young and hip.
More than me, so.
Teacher one?
No.
No, it's all right.
It's all right.
No, I've got a tick-tock we can do.
No, we've done enough teaching for a day, huh?
No, you're talking about.
learning today already we talked a lot about you educated me a lot yeah and I
feel good about it and I thank you so much thank you oh my gosh you called me
a bitch what no take it back now we got to do that I like
Pills in the perk is saying yo sookie the chap yo, sookie we gotta do that tick-tock
Wait, which one's so key?
The the grill wearing big chain wearing the one with the hair
Yeah, he has hair. I mean it's off smoke. No, it's not just a pop smoke shirt, bro. It's
Say it's vintage. I didn't know this. It's like actual vintage pop smoke cutie got it for me for my birthday
Damn. Isn't that cool?
I dance. Oh. Oh, you know you should.
I like the way to move.
Nah, you're hip.
Thanks. Thanks, Jason. That's what I need to do here.
Which one's silky? Silky's the...
Silky's the one with the red du-rag more.
I'll look it up.
Phase. Silky.
I don't know any of them. That's a big woo!
I don't know any of them, but I don't recognize this one.
I'm so sorry. That's a big woo.
He's the guy that goes...
He's the king of New York?
Yes.
Oh.
That's the king of New York.
If you go to New York, you gotta check in with Silky.
Um...
I saw...
You know what?
That's actually totally separate.
Never mind.
I'm the one that's always doing too much.
I can tell, because you copy-pasted that.
Nah, she doesn't understand a lingo.
You really...
You really getting up there.
What?
What's DTM?
DTM equals doing too much.
Oh, that one I could have, I probably could have come to that one on my own.
That's, sorry. I'll work on that.
Yeah, no intro, obviously.
Um, why in so few the same age?
Really, you know, actually- Oh, shit!
So are like me and Cina, I think. And Cina's like, cool.
I don't know how that happens to me. I don't know-
It's cause of like, when you wake up, do you get on TikTok?
No.
Do you read books?
Yeah.
Well, I mean, I don't like, wake up and start reading a book.
Yeah, no.
But you're like very...
You're like very...
I like read the news and shit, you know.
You read the news?
I...
You know where I get my news?
You know, Hassan.
No.
I mean, I get the news off Twitter.
Really? Jason, that's bad.
I mean, am I supposed to trust fucking CVS or drama?
You're drawing, you're drawing, you're drawing, you're drawing.
What do you mean?
He's drawing, he's drawing, he's drawing.
I'd rather go on Fox News or Dick Sterling.
Dick Sterling? What? Dick Sterling.
CVS and Dick Sterling.
Oh, shoot, I said CVS.
I've been uh, seeing it, I'm trippy, I'm trippy.
He's trolling, he's joking.
He's, he's a, he's a comedic genius honestly.
He plays the dumb guy so well, but he's actually like two steps ahead.
I'm a Spillaby champion, four times.
Um, what?
Are you doing the twitch thing?
Yeah, sure.
Oh, no.
No.
No funds.
Wait, oh this?
just the clock the chats yes or sure no I know it's shared chat shared chats
I don't know if I don't know it's okay I don't know if I need to share it with you
shared chats is crazy so who else is on phase you me silky silky who's max max is
the uh... the lice can do that's thinks
uh...
he made the song cnb
and
phase max phase max
you really need to stay off the internet
i recognize this one
this one
what do you mean by this one
i recognize this one as opposed to the rest what do you mean
so i saw where one like this we're just
it's
yes i don't know i we're talking about the fact
Was that a crazy thing to say? I'm talking about phase people and I recognize this one.
This one is crazy.
Is it?
Y'all.
So he's doing too much right now.
Okay, who else is there? Lacy, we looked up before.
Lacy?
Yeah.
Yeah, Lacy's the person.
Lacy the wholesome, nice, white dude that lost a lot of weight from those epic.
Okay, congratulations Lacy.
That's great.
You know Lacey, right?
No.
I know what he looks like because we looked him up earlier.
You know Ron.
You don't know me.
I don't even know.
Oh, Rinaldo?
I've heard that name, but I don't know this person.
Is that this one too?
I only know this person's face because you tweeted it the other day because he retired.
Oh yeah, and I repeated a clip and he retired.
The clip?
Why is he called the clip?
Because it's self-explanatory.
He makes clips.
He's a clip farmer.
Do you know what clip farming is?
Yes, I know what clip farming is.
I don't know what you don't.
I know what that is.
Okay, thank you.
I just ruled on myself.
I need a little more.
On tracks, on tracks.
Who else?
Adopt is in the Google search.
Adopt? That's Ankh.
OG phase.
What did you watch growing up growing up like as a like before twitch or on twitch?
I haven't watched anybody on twitch both
Um, I watched Jenna Marbles when I was in high school. I actually watched her too. I did I watched
You look like I used to watch PewDiePie play throughs of like resin on YouTube
You look like you watched Gabba, Gabba Hanna, or what's her name? Gabby Hanna?
Yeah, that's a yes. That's you?
No, I didn't watch Gabby Hanna. I don't know, I didn't really watch a lot of YouTube.
Preston Plays. I don't know what it is.
I used to watch Sniper Wolf. Nah, Sniper Wolf.
That's the one. There was some drama there, I know that.
Huh? Drama?
But I don't know anything other than that.
Nah, her ex-boyfriend sold, I'm not gonna lie.
I don't know who our ex-partner is.
Let me relax.
Um...
Smosh.
Keemstar.
Ryan Higa.
I definitely would have watched his videos.
Yeah, growing up.
So, if you've never watched anything on YouTube or Twitter, how did you...
I grew up on a farm.
How did you become a streamer?
I started streaming...
You watched Frizzco.
What? Who?
You watched Frizzco?
continue I started streaming in the music section on Twitch like I was just
like you know a band kid no I was a band kid and then I played trombone and
violin wow that yeah I started playing I started playing music on Twitch and then
I started doing falconry on Twitch because I was rehabbing a hawk and then
a clip of the hawk went viral on LSF and then I met all the streamers I
and I moved to Texas and now I'm here.
But I moved here before like having watched anybody.
I didn't know anybody.
But that was years ago.
Damn.
Yeah.
Haktua?
I do know who that is.
You mean the Haktua podcast?
You know how I got invited?
No, you didn't.
You said it.
No, you didn't.
Are you a big fan?
I wouldn't say that, but I'm not not a fan.
She seems nice.
Nah, apparently she got a crazy ass kick deal
from saying Haktua.
Yeah, yeah.
She's her.
She is her.
I'm trying to get on the talk to a podcast, y'all.
I mean, to be honest, it gets to a point.
Speaking of talk to a, how many points
you think you're score today?
Depends who I'm up against.
Shall we go?
Are we ready?
I'm ready.
Let's swap a route.
Maybe mute it for a second.
We're muted right now.
Oh, shit.
I don't have a name for my community.
Do you?
The Wiens?
They're called the Wiens.
No, NMS.
What's that?
Stands for No More Sex, we're a celibate community.
Look, it's NMS.
You're the Wienies.
That works.
Faes Wienies.
Higa.
Maya Higa.
You can never do that.
What?
You throwing up quick?
No, I'm phasing up.
Oh, like this.
Cool.
What was that weak ass cool?
Cool.
All right, we're going to go play some basketball.
Let's go.
Basketball into Luckabank.
Yeah?
What's the lineup for today?
What?
What's the lineup for today?
The lineup is me, Jason.
Team captains because nobody else can ball.
Damn.
Wake is going to kick both of us, do you know Wake?
Wake Wilder?
Yeah, I know him.
OK, so, yeah.
I can't hold better to read.
Wake is coming.
Russell's coming, you know?
Russell's all right.
Russell's all right.
He's a big dude.
Mr. Arthur is coming.
Cannot ball.
Cannot ball.
Extra Emily?
Cannot ball.
Sinna?
Cannot ball.
Fanfan?
Cannot ball.
It's going to be rough out there, folks.
So basically, I'm the best player.
I can't try hard because then I'm going to just look like I
try hard.
Yeah.
That's the, we have four before us.
We're running four before us.
Oh, shit.
What's the craziest drug you've ever done?
Have I said this before?
Yes, right?
I finger dipped MDMA once.
Huh?
You did what?
There's a bag in the back.
So I'm like, you know, like a...
Shit!
Wait, wait, wait.
You dipped.
What?
You know like um you know uh freaking fund it how you like lick it and stick it in there
and so I did that with my finger.
It was MDMA.
What is that?
MDMA?
MDMA?
What is that?
I don't know what MDMA is.
It's not I can't parse this.
It was only one time and it was just a little bit.
It was still a little, nothing even happened.
Ecstasy?
I don't think it's the same.
Mali.
It's different than I used to see.
All the shit that makes you reward your ice pack.
I guess.
But I was so little and nothing happened.
Nothing happened?
Yeah.
So then you did.
So what if it was just a fun day?
I have tried weed before.
How was that?
Stupid.
I just did it in college.
Didn't really do anything.
Don't do drugs, chat.
Oh, hell no.
Bugs not drugs.
I can see you being like a like a cool-ass history teacher. Thank you. Yeah
Jason smokes weed like a bit. Yeah. No, I don't I don't really know
No, I like tried smoking beating college. I really do anything for me. I think he made me try lean
cough syrup
That dirty cough syrup
Are we good? Are we going? Sorry. Okay, let's go. Let's go play basketball. What are we doing here?
I'm ready. It's time to go. Okay. All right, don't forget your setup.
Oh yeah. I see my Android.
This... If you want to take that string phone, you can.
No, that's okay. W. Silky.
Hello, my chat. Sorry.
Oh yeah, you should properly intro your chat.
Hello, my chat. This is Jason, the wean.
Hello. Hello, Mayans.
Big Mr. Weenie.
Weenie, stinky poopy pants.
You're really auntie.
You just call me stinky poopy pants.
We're going to go play some basketball.
Hold on.
Let's go, Tom Noho.
So quick, so quick.
Stinky poopy pants.
What the fuck?
Thank you so much.
We are heading out.
Yo, what's good, y'all?
I feel bad because it's so wet.
Thanks for the test.
Thank you.
Today is pretty cool.
Okay, see you tomorrow.
I'm really hungry.
I haven't ate shit today.
All I can think about is the food after this basketball game, to be honest with y'all.
I'm ready.
Okay, let's go.
We're taking my truck.
You're in the passenger seat.
Oh, Shaka.
I'm going to just see you guys there.
Okay, see you.
Party people, welcome to my car.
Nah, this the Maya mobile.
Oh, Jason, you like this?
Oh, this, you like this?
Oh, this, you like this?
Oh, Jason, you like this?
Oh, Jason, you like this?
Oh, Jason, you like this?
Oh, Jason, you like this?
Oh, Jason, you like this?
Oh, this is your shit!
No, I'm more of a Morgan Wallin type of guy.
Oh, that's nice.
This is you? This is the type of music in this situation?
This is the radio.
This is the radio.
Let me hear your music.
Can I turn the light on?
Yeah.
Wow, it really...
It smells like a bird shit.
No, it doesn't.
Don't say that.
Um...
No, my carplay isn't working.
So I actually can't play music.
What?
That's why I've been listening to the radio.
I see.
Chat, beware.
We're going to F.
Indeed.
For like a lot of this.
So at least while we get out of here,
because we're in the middle of nowhere right now.
Hell yeah.
Wait, how are you from the Bay Area
and you grew up on a farm?
Tiny hobby farm.
I see.
Nothing crazy, nothing commercial.
How far is the court, I think?
Like 20?
20 minutes.
Did you tell them to come?
Yes, everybody is on their way.
They might be there before us.
OK, let me.
Is Cynna still alive?
Let's see.
Nope.
I'm assuming at 5 hours 48.
Are you too tired?
No.
OK.
You.
I've pressed it.
I'm good.
I don't know how you've done it.
What, the 30 day?
Yes.
Honestly, I had a good day.
I had a good 30 days.
I don't have the stamina for that.
I couldn't like, I couldn't do two days.
You couldn't?
Okay, I could do two.
What's your longest stream?
At four days, my longest stream.
24 hours, probably.
I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't.
You're gonna do 24 hours?
No sleep?
Yeah.
21 hours, maybe.
I don't even know if I've done,
no, I've done 24.
I've been off by myself.
Oh my fucking gosh.
What?
Bonnie's in my stream.
Who?
Bonnie.
Who's that?
How do you feel?
Who's that?
K-POP's star?
Oh!
You're famous.
We're effing alright.
I don't know.
It says 8th here right now.
Oh!
What?
What do you mean?
I'm a housewife.
I'm the one wife of this working woman.
The agency voted between them.
What the heck?
That's crazy.
Okay.
My chastelat family.
She's not in the chat.
Aww.
Sorry.
It's okay.
Um, so is that, is that your shit, your music?
Oh, uh, I have a wide, I have a very wide palette of music.
I like color.
Shit.
I know the words, but, you know what I mean.
I like that it was cool.
I thought it was silent.
It's not silent.
What do you listen to?
Is this one different?
I don't judge.
I don't judge like no that's just the radio I mean I do listen to country but I
wake up what what do you put on or do you just listen to your thoughts I don't
put on music but I only listen to music in the car so I guess I've only been
listening to the radio I do I really do I don't like pop smoke
Really?
Yes, why do you think I...
I was just gonna do it all the time.
Yeah, I was gonna do it all the time.
Oh, shit!
I love pop smoke.
I...
I went to ACL this past weekend
and saw a chapel around.
And Tyler, the creator, was there.
Oh, shit.
You said hi?
Yeah, yeah.
I was like, hey, Tyler, it's been so long, dude.
So good to see you.
W Maya.
You're a certified woo.
You fuck with Netsbeth or no?
I also don't know anything about K-pop. I'm sorry.
Don't worry.
But I know that they know you.
Yeah, they do know me.
So I'm happy for you.
Thanks for your accomplishment.
I'm actually doing a career trip.
Are you?
Yeah.
You have the energy, dude.
What?
How long did you take off after 7 o'clock?
Like a week.
During the week I wasn't like just sitting at home all day.
stuff all day. I bought my parents some cars. Yeah, I saw that. One for each of them and
then your aunt? Yeah. That's so cool. That was a great experience. Did that make them
feel better about the whole college thing? I saw the clips of what? I think so. My dad
reacted not that bad to me. Did you say what college you were going to? I did. I went
U.T. Arlington. It's like a public university with a 93% acceptance rate.
Nice. Yeah. That's cool that you got in.
Not you. I got a scholarship though. Wow, he's a genius. Yeah.
I feel like you would actually like, are you actually a vid student?
I was and then I started streaming,
GPA started to plummet. How did streaming start for you?
All right, it's my origin story. Yeah, so it's COVID. It's COVID. I started making tiktoks. I told my friend, yo
I'm gonna try and get a viral tiktok before we go back to school. So then I spanned tiktoks until I finally got one
boom
Dopamine rush going through my brain seen the views hit. Okay. See the comments seen it. What?
I was like, oh my fucking gosh. I need to make more. What was the viral line?
I was on the free-throw line, and I think the tiktok was what nations here in the free-throw
And it was
Me shooting a free-thow in the background with people calling me y'all being in Germany they boom
Okay, COVID never ends
Okay, so school never went back. So I just kept farming tiktoks
kept going
kept going on tiktok made cringe videos
Digital footprint is in the fucking gutter. All right at this point. I'm all in or else
I'm gonna have to turn to a life of car
For life of crime. Yeah, so yeah, I started streaming. Yeah, I started streaming play Valorant
I had an interesting Valorant arc
They had bulls started doing discord shit
Discord shit. Yeah, just started doing random discord shit
digital stairs
What does discord should mean?
Just like talking to people on discord.
Like randoms?
Random people, viewers, community, you know.
Okay.
Things like that.
Then boom.
Finished.
Boom.
Started to, kept doing streaming, made new shit, Metron, TLDR, Joy phase.
Yeah, so how did you get involved with phase?
Uh, we're all through streaming.
I don't know him.
He became, he became, he became kind of close.
Um, he pitched me a phase, flew out to LA.
Aw.
Um, talked to some phase people.
Did some content.
Then, at this point, I didn't think I was going to join a phase.
I thought they were just, you know, seeing and testing the waters.
They boom.
I'm getting told, I get called.
I'm getting told, oh, you want to join a phase?
Boom.
say yes. And then you said yes. Make a trailer. People hate it on everyone that joined. Yeah.
They hated it too? When you joined? They hated everyone. It was like, oh, new phase, nothing
like old phase. Go back. Timeskip. Met a lot of cool people. And then here we are today.
Now I'm touching all the emus and donkeys and chinchillas, which is fire.
Fire.
Yeah.
Totally.
Skip the arc.
Okay.
Cool.
Cutie.
What?
Oh yeah.
Nancy helped me a lot.
Yeah, so she invited you to Streamer Awards.
Oh yeah.
Skip a lot of arcs.
She invited me to Streamer Awards.
Oh yeah.
She invited you to Streamer Awards?
Oh yeah, skipped a lot of arts.
She invited me to Streamer Awards.
Yeah.
Found me when I was a small streamer.
Yeah.
Went to Streamer Awards.
Didn't really know her too much, didn't really talk to her.
But then, she started inviting me to more shit.
And then, one day, I was like, yo,
we got to do a cooking stream.
Or maybe she told me.
She asked me.
And then, boom.
Did he cook as you or her?
And she became, she adopted me.
I became a NEPO baby.
Yeah.
And life since then has been like great.
That's crazy.
Is it what you thought it would be?
Do I get it?
I love life right now.
Honestly, I didn't know where my life was going.
I was just kinda, I'm like the guy that says,
I'm just gonna let it happen.
I don't like, I set goals but I don't set like,
oh in five years I wanna do this.
I was just gonna ask that, I was like in five years.
So, you don't care, you just wanna keep doing what you're doing
cause it's, Joe?
I think maybe five years I'll have a,
I'll become a motivational speaker.
Really?
Yeah.
So you're gonna go to like colleges and stuff?
And say here's what you never give up?
Maybe colleges or maybe just go on TikTok
I started talking to my phone.
Oh, OK.
Yeah, maybe going light jogs in the morning
and talking to my phone and say, you know,
this could be you out here jogging
or you know, this could be your bed one day.
Or something shit like that, you know what I mean?
OK.
Cool.
Oh.
I want to have a family channel.
With children on it?
Yep, I'm having a kid.
That's fascinating.
I'm going to have a kid and explain it for viewers.
That was very interesting.
So you're pre-planning, like, to bring one into the world for the content?
Yeah.
Do you want children?
Yeah.
I have to say a birthday.
May night?
My birthday is in May.
Really?
What day?
24th.
Damn!
Does that make you a Gemini?
Nope, I'm a Taurus.
What does that mean?
I don't fucking know.
Me neither.
I'm just asking.
I know that tourist, they say tourist is stubborn.
And that's about it.
Who's your favorite streamer?
My favorite streamer right now?
Yeah.
I don't really have one.
I kind of just watch everyone in phase.
I haven't watched anybody in phase ever.
You wanna, can I be a really mean for a second?
Sure.
The first time I watched you stream was today,
when you went live before you came there.
I'm not even offended.
I haven't seen it before.
I feel like for entertainment,
you know, you go on animal playing.
I- what? Oh, me, yeah.
Um, yeah, I watched your stream before you came here so I could study.
Study?
Yeah.
So I could learn what you were doing.
And I've seen you a little bit on cutie stuff, and like, I've talked to cutie about you.
Who's-
Cutie is the go.
Who's your favorite streamer that you've met in person?
Mmm.
Like, not content related, just like, that you've met.
Okay.
Ludwig and cutie
Disgusting man
Besides phase chair
Wait, so where are you living? Sorry? I'm just interrogating you. No, don't worry. I'm an open book
So you live in a in a house right now with other phase members? Yeah, I live with everyone. These are my brothers
They all live with you
Yep, we live in a house together.
How's that?
I wake up, go downstairs, I see everyone and I'm just happy.
How is that?
It's great.
You know, I go downstairs, like I said, I wake up
and go downstairs and I see Max laid out on the couch
sleeping next to Sinclair.
It's like a, it's very, very cute.
You know what I mean?
Sometimes I join in.
Which one is Maxian?
Max is the light skin dude that stinks a little.
Okay.
What about you?
Do you prefer living alone?
I live by myself in a tiny house in the corner of an animal sanctuary.
That's kind of sad.
Peace and solitude.
Really? You prefer that?
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I've lived in, like, not really a content house.
I've lived with streamers before.
How was that?
Russell was one of the ones I lived with actually. He's coming today.
It was good. I mean, it was fun for like the time in my life,
but I don't want to do that anymore.
It's you've reached, you know, I've I'm
You're like retired. I'm a grandma now. I can't keep up anymore. You know, I gotta go to bed at like 10 11
That's not that bad
Okay
What's your sleep schedule?
I want to sleep yesterday around 3 a.m. Okay, we'll go around 70
because I had to catch a flight to Austin.
Then I landed, went to sit in this house,
and I slept for another like three hours.
And then I woke up.
And you went live?
I woke up, took a shower, and then I went.
Why did you go live before you came to Alvega's?
Before?
Yeah.
I did.
No, I know why, if you only slept three hours.
Because I had a debrief.
It's been a week.
Oh.
A lot has happened in a week.
Oh, it was your first stream back today?
Yeah.
Wow.
It's been a great first stream back.
Cool.
Is this your first time in Austin?
No, I've been in Austin before for Drink-Con.
Oh, right, because you freakin' lived here.
No, I lived in Arlington.
Who else do you collab with in here?
Do you know?
I don't want to say yet.
I'm sorry for interrogating Jason.
No, no.
I'll stop.
Your turn.
OK.
Are you in a secret relationship
that no one knows about?
No, I have a boyfriend, but it's not secret.
It's not in the very interesting, sorry.
How much money is in your bank account?
Declined, to answer you.
Is there anyone in the world that you despise?
Yeah.
Who?
I don't want to dox them.
Dox?
Yeah, I wouldn't be very nice.
Would you rather live on an island by yourself or the rest of your life or live in the city
with family?
Live in the city with family.
I really don't want to do that.
Jax, I need questions.
What's something fun do you like to do besides that doesn't involve animals?
I like art and crafts.
I like embroidering things.
I like sewing.
And I like painting.
And I like like making stuffed animals and stuff.
Aww.
I like artsy crafts.
Favorite animal?
A goat.
Oh.
I love goats.
How did you become friends with Cutie?
Ah, through Twitch, I guess.
Um, I met her for the first time on TwitchCon 2019.
Um, we were both like...
She was risen slicker.
She was risen everybody up.
He was like the scary girl on the Raj show and I was the girl that was scared of the
Raj show and we came together and the rest is history and our best friends.
Who was your worst guest at Alvarez?
Best friend.
Best friend?
Yeah.
Why?
He's just, he's just ugly.
Oh wow.
Yeah.
What's one new animal you want at this age for you we would like to do birds of
prey we want to acquire her rescue birds of prey I can't start up like a eagle
start that like vultures and stuff okay now you hit me what's the hardest drug
you've ever done what's your favorite alcohol no don't tell me that wait you
I mean, you've never done alcohol.
I've never done alcohol.
He's never done alcohol.
Actually, that's a lie.
I have.
Jason.
In Canada, in Japan.
You know, the first time I had alcohol was the summer
after my senior year of high school.
I didn't go to a single party in high school.
And I didn't drink any alcohol in high school.
And I didn't see weed until myself from your college.
Jesus.
No, that's a lie.
I went on a date one time with a guy in high school,
and he brought weed.
like a joint or a-
And you smoked it?
No.
He brought it and he was like,
I brought this for us for this date.
And I was like, oh my God,
I was so scared of it.
And I was like, I don't smoke weed.
And he was like, well, it can't bring it home
cause my mom's gonna find out.
So he smoked the whole thing.
But I was just sitting there like scared.
So he felt really bad.
So he smoked it really fast.
And he got super high.
And then we went to a pizza shop
and he was really hungry cause he was super high.
And he ordered a whole pizza, but I already ate.
So I sat there across from him
while he ate a whole pizza.
And I was still scared.
You didn't take a hit of the blood?
No.
No.
That was the whole date.
Wow, what a great fucking date.
He got suspended for selling drugs in high school.
Wow, you really could have been like a, you really could have
went down another path and became a drug dealer.
Yeah, I've dated a few drug dealers.
What?
I guess.
Oh.
I don't know, here and there, you know.
It happens.
They did some guys with coke problems, it happens.
Oh.
I've never, I've...
Who has had a coke problem?
Nobody did, you know.
Normies.
Normies.
I'm an open book.
Okay, okay.
Who's...
Who's your worst ex?
It's a very brave question, Weenie.
Weenie?
That's good.
I don't know.
I mean, the coke problem was not good.
Yeah, that's a horrible-
Yeah, that's never a good thing.
Who is yours?
I only had one ex.
So that one was the worst one?
I mean...
That's mean.
I've never had a worse ex,
because there's only one.
We're two minutes away, you're done asking questions.
I'm done asking questions.
Don't turn that fucking country back, actually.
I'm talking about way in North Carolina, staring off the road, and pray to God I see headlights.
Yeah.
Get down the coast in 17 hours.
Yeah.
Get a dog what's round.
Fuck yeah.
I'm going around and I can see my life.
This is what the fuck I'm talking about baby.
I need a dog what's round.
Alright, who are you voting for?
There are people there.
It's okay.
We're going to kick them out.
You're gonna walk in there. You're gonna say my name's Weenie. Do you have any idea how many cells I have on Twitch?
Nah, I'll just watch.
I'm gonna do it. Don't even worry about it. Don't even worry about it. I got this.
I'm not gonna go that approach. I might get fucked.
Okay, I don't want to park there. I'm too scared. There's too many people.
Damn, there's hella people.
Hey, don't even worry about it.
I don't want to play pick-up with random men that are scary.
Don't even worry about it. I'm gonna leave my iPhone in here.
This is the ball, right?
Yeah.
Dude, it's packed.
What's going on?
Ew.
There's hella people.
Dude, this kind of sucks.
I mean, I've never played here at night, so I don't know.
Where are they playing?
Oh, no.
I'm scared of them.
Should we go somewhere else?
Nah, watch this.
There's like a pickleball tournament or something.
That's it.
Pickleball league.
Pickleball I guess excuse me Jason don't stop we ought to evacuate the court
Stop sorry oh my god oh my god oh my god she worked though is it worked where
she what happened yeah I'm ready to who now Maya said y'all gotta get kicked
out the court. No, I'm just kidding. He's joking. Sorry. No, she said that, but dude, I can't.
This is actually my worst nightmare. I didn't know. I didn't know. All right. Let's do the
two of them for the court. No, we're not to be doing this, people. No, Jason, stop.
I'm begging you. I'm gonna throw up. Tell them what you wanted to do. Tell who? Tell
them. I want them to let them play basketball and hang out and be really, really, really
You know, she said we got a 2v2 for the court.
I didn't say that.
No, he's...
Nah, Maya, we can win that.
Listen, I'm down.
Want to.
You don't want to?
They said they're down.
Y'all are down?
And nah, Maya, this is bad looks.
We're doing like a live stream.
Is that OK with y'all?
OK, just make a check.
Streamer.
Yeah.
Yeah, Twitch.tv, Maya, here you go.
What kind of coffee are you having?
I touched animals.
There we go.
Let me see a shot.
Dude, check out this.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Let me see a shot.
Airball though.
I airballed my first shot.
You want a 1v1.
Don't shoot that.
I feel like it's not a 10.
Is this a 10?
I don't know.
The church league reaper, that was my nickname!
What the fuck?
That's not your range.
You don't think so?
Nah, she seen a bug and stopped everything.
It's a mantis.
He's a baby.
Get off the court.
Nails on?
Yeah.
How can you shoot?
Are you about to play with that?
Yeah.
Alright, your ball.
I have three, you have one.
Let's play a...
Play a seven.
He's scaring me.
My ball?
The big dude pulled up.
Yo, this dude pulled up and the church...
What's up, man?
I also said I can feel the ball.
I appreciate you, bro.
Jesus, playing this plumber's chat.
Open me to my ball.
Wait, you're not a hooper?
I want basketball.
She said...
She said that you're good.
She said you're a fucking butt.
Good play, 21.
You don't know how to play 21?
No.
Basically it's just...
Basically it's just 1v1v1.
V1?
It's like just everyone plays 1v1v1 free game.
OK.
Get it?
I'm so bad.
Wait.
So like you can just grab it and just play.
That should have been me.
So everyone like can guard me if you want.
No, I'm saying that that's how you play 21.
I was a church league reaper.
I don't.
My church league.
I was a lot of people.
Do you want a 3v3?
Jason, do you want a 3v3 with them?
Yeah, we can't.
Who else is coming?
The girls and Arthur.
OK, good.
You all want a 3D3?
2B2?
You want a 2B2?
I said 2B2.
We could 3D3.
Oh, yeah, go 2B2.
That's good.
No, we should 3D3, because they're here.
She feels bad.
We could 3D3.
Oh, yeah, 3D3.
OK, can't, dude.
I'm busy.
Are you serious?
Make that.
That's every now and turn karma
You separate and then them two separate. Oh wait, uh, I don't care. I got the chains on I got my
I want wake is that a fucking trapezoid with your Jordan logo it's no, it's
It's a rhombus. I've never seen no shit like that
I'm not really into the shoe game though. I won't wait so you got real sorry man. Nah, let's go
Let's run it
You should for both
Don't you get first pick AM though?
Oh wait, you should shoot the ball.
You want to shoot?
You want to shoot?
Yeah, here it is.
Hey, oh my mama, oh my first born I'm making this shot.
Oh god.
I'm going to die.
That sucks.
Shall we shoot?
Yeah, we should shoot the ball.
Yeah, whoever makes it.
Yeah?
OK, go over there.
What do you want me to go?
Rest in peace, his mama.
They're just grabbing Mike, sorry.
He's strong as shit.
What's your name?
Latra.
Latra?
Jason.
Thank you.
Brawl, behind the back?
OK.
Oh, shit, I forgot.
Oh, shit, that's me.
He let the hair down.
Yeah.
3-0, what are we playing to?
Like, where's your mic?
We play to 11.
Is it on?
No.
Nah, she actually nice.
I'm a magnet piece.
Shoot.
Yeah.
Dude, this guy's pressing me.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm ready.
Y'all good?
Oh nah
Take that Russell, you got that
That's in your range, go ahead
Yo we playing 7-0 Skunk
Wait, wait, wait girl I got Russell
Now give her game
Was that 6-2?
I saw the layup
God damn
No I can't dude, she's pressing me
That look
She's so fast
Yo what the fuck, she's 15
He's fucked up
Nah, don't get cucked.
Please don't get cucked.
Are y'all really double teaming?
Please don't get cucked.
You would have had me there.
I had the cuck.
A thousand percent.
She would have had me there.
Let's give Russell some touches.
Why'd you go?
Now he's a plumber.
He walks out by someone who's 5'2".
I was not good at walks.
He did.
Yeah, you would too if you were on here.
Wow, that's mind games.
That's her kryptonite.
You're on D, Russell.
That's playing walkies.
That's not your body
What
You more like a
Yo Russell do your knees work
No, we need something, we need something out.
He can't shoot, he can't play on the post.
Big baby Davis, that's crazy.
The shooter's over.
Give a shot, give a shot, yeah, yeah, no, take that.
Fucking way.
Did she just out-rebound you?
Yeah, check this out.
Fucking thing to be doing.
Where you from?
Germany.
Oh, safe.
Usually when I meet somebody I say,
Hello, my name is Mr. Arthur, nice to meet you.
What's your name?
Yeah, that's usually how it goes.
Okay
I hate that. Where's my leg at? No point
Yeah, I think I'm I have nothing I know
Let's finish the let's finish the 3v3. Okay, Russell Emily you guys gotta sit out for a sec
You want to go?
Wait, what score?
We have set six. All right. Let's go. Nah J pool thing. Huh? Oh, it's over. Did you try to travel?
I got you
Yo Russell. I'm trying to that's what I'm talking about, right?
That's all I need you to stuff him next time. That was on me
She went through my hands. I got this one. No, I swear. Is that it?
Yuck, yuck
Joppa
What's where we have seven?
How much pressure?
Shoot it. Oh fuck you could you could touch one.
Say bang
Good job
We getting cut y'all that was that was not three though. I was three. I back up came point for y'all
Bitch
He pushed me sir now bang that okay, okay?
That's light work. Oh one by two Russell you're actually so doggy do bro
Are you fucking kidding me is this game? No threes. Oh my god
one by two
Come on lock in injured people. Hey, that's play. Yo, you got him when being you fucking asshole
Jesus
You want an ice pack you hear your knee
You need a sub eleven ten
That's me, how's that me bro?
That's your man!
He thinks about something wrong!
She cooked you!
Bro, I was leaving her open, she missed like 20 of them!
You're crazy, good game!
Nah, she's cool.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm almost after her dribbling.
Cinema, I could watch it forever.
That was my warm up gig.
Nah, let's run the threes!
Let's run it back!
Oh, you want it?
She's gonna bring her shorts.
She's gonna drop shorts.
I thought you were out of you, but I didn't know she was out.
Can you dunk? You want to dunk?
Yeah.
Nah, that's what you do.
You're gonna jump on my hand and I'll help you dunk.
Running, jump into my hand.
No, I'm scared as hell.
That's not gonna work.
You do it, Jason. You don't.
Let me dunk.
Lock me. I'm too handy.
Let me put my 40-inch virtual use.
We're about to cook. Let's go.
Who's?
Arthur's.
Can you shoot it one more time?
Yeah, three. Oh my god. Oh, yeah, I should lose like it hurts, bro
No, your defense is pretty good. You can shoot. Let's let's run it. I'm ready
Me me Jason wake and Russell and then Emily Arthur and Pampin. Let's run this shit
No, I think that sounds good straight slumbers
3v3 from hell I was super kept I was joking we're not doing we're not you know
guys we're not you play with chat on it all right super kept wait what are the
super kept okay super captain not this is my this is my chat last couple
hours oh no we might do free throws y'all I think we should shoot from the block
if I'm being honest what blog this one this one oh what who want to stop you'll
be here all night me you okay no Emily over here I get I get Maya now
they're emoting now Russell hella good now Russell's magic now Russell's big
fuck the duress Emily wait we do you want
we're here oh yeah fucking or do you want
it well I water wait we're the Asian
team
It feels sexy.
It feels not that it feels like
I'm the only one that's going to win.
It just feels not that it feels sexy.
We're going to try and win.
We do have a lot of them.
We all have a lot of them.
Nah, this is lucky to eat a team though.
It feels sexy.
Who wants to be on their team?
None of us.
None of us.
You just have to run it.
Right, Jason?
Oh yeah.
I don't know what you said, but I dap you up.
You guys kinda got carried away.
I didn't even make four shots, I think I'm gonna be fine.
Oh my fuck.
Gay bestie.
Hell nah!
You wanna...
Imagine?
You wanna shoot for a ball?
I just didn't know the camera was on here.
Shoot for a ball.
Alright, catch that.
Shoot, shoot for a shot.
Make some...
Make a shot.
Alright.
Shoot for a ball.
I think we should just have the ball.
We should just have the ball?
We're at a bit of a disadvantage though.
I don't know if we're at a disadvantage. I'll be real
Let me get shot or do you want to shoot? Oh hell no we gonna be here all night
Shoot me for ball. You're on defense. Let's go. Office Emily. We're on a court pull of plumbers. No, you're on court. No, I got you I got you
Hey, this is why you're my first pick.
He's acting like he's not trying.
He's acting like he's not trying. He's trying.
All right, that's it. I'm cooking.
Crazy coke.
Jason, pass it to Maya.
She's playing with a fucking iPad in her arm, bro.
How you getting it cooked?
Yo, yo, Russell, you need a...
You need a beer or something.
You got a pure lock on me.
That was sick what you just said.
Come back up here. It's your ball.
check up oh that was a good pass it's cool good attempt dude that was tough, that was tough
I'm embarrassed.
the f**king bottom James is crazy.
she's just running.
right screen right back.
take the shot. that's all.
that's a good shot.
she's down there. shoot that.
take the shot bro.
take the shot.
set a screen.
Yeah, go straight.
Yeah, push him over.
Yeah, just push him.
God, David.
These rims are bouncy.
Whoa!
Shoot the J.
That's fine, that's legal.
Shoot it.
Let me see some.
I'm not going to lie, I'm stuffing that.
Okay, I'm going to take that.
Take the ball.
You know how to check it.
Pass it to Russell and then he'll pass it back.
He'll pass it back to you.
Burger flipper.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, watch this.
Sick.
They have a pier log, bro.
You're taking it out.
Your point.
Russell, you gotta stop, bro.
That's out.
Nah, I seen it.
I seen it.
You want him?
Take the shot.
You want to switch the seams up, Jason?
Sorry, I was trying to help you.
I'm playing like ass in buns.
This is bad hoops.
You want me in the corner?
Yeah, if they say it's 6'3", 6'3"?
I assume we're not up on that, but that is a 6'3".
Nah, they're good. Just keep shooting.
That was in there.
Who do you want?
Is that it?
Yeah.
I think we got what?
That's not your body.
Yeah, Jason.
We should count that.
You should count that.
Oh, no.
Alright, guys.
And there.
We've got to switch up team.
We've got to switch them up.
Nah, y'all are cold.
There.
We got to switch up team.
Nah, y'all are cold.
We are?
Yeah. Nah, that was a good one.
Appreciate it.
Y'all ready?
Is that another bug?
She saved me another bug.
Here.
Okay, I'm ready.
Hit me back.
Hit me back.
What's up?
Hey, Fanfan!
What's up, bro?
What's up?
You want a funny dude?
I'll find you this way.
Yeah.
You wanna check it?
Give me some plays.
I need plays.
All right, give me something.
Need help?
Hi, sir!
Emily, shoot that shit.
Yes!
The floor and spam cuts.
Let me see some.
Nah, that's your, that's your shot.
That's your shot.
Emily, Fanfan.
Spam cuts.
Just run all over the place.
Just run everywhere.
Run all over the place.
Yeah, right there! She's got it!
Keep cutting! Keep cutting!
Keep cutting! Keep cutting!
Keep cutting! Nice! Nice! Nice!
Big ass hole in the shit!
Play don't matter, Jason.
Yeah, never mind. You don't have to stop running.
It's okay.
That's what big little dude...
Wait, he's on fire.
He's on fire.
Nah, he's famous, sir.
I cut him.
I cut him.
I threw him behind my head.
Basketball.
All right, I'm actually playing.
Okay, roll here.
I'm actually playing.
Huh?
I'm actually playing.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's go.
Okay.
I think we have eight oh I thought it was us just the longest three on three
known to fucking me like really sweaty wait 10-9 us wait wait wait who's winning
chariot let's say 10 9 10 9 them 10 9 us finish it yep game we snapped
That's good, doc.
Visiting?
Just saying, what's up?
Yo!
Yeah, I'm gonna do like...
What's wrong with this location?
How high can you jump?
Oh, how high? I have no idea.
It is calm.
Russell, what's your vertical?
Oh, shit.
Don't get your fingers caught, man.
Oh, the elite game of three and three.
One of the best.
You can make...what are you trying to do?
Jason.
Can you? Let me try.
If you just stand under, and I squat with you, I can launch you.
Straight out.
But if you're running, I run the risk of throwing you into the thing.
Which I don't want to do.
You can push the other way.
Nah, I don't want to.
That piece is crazy.
Let me step on your back.
What?
Nah.
That's kind of, here you go.
Time to eat?
Oh, Russell, it's time to eat.
Why you say that to me, brother?
Now Russell, are you hungry?
You're real bro, why you still have some of that?
What do you think, hey, what do you think I would eat?
What?
Don't do that.
I'm just asking bro.
They got any out here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They do?
I'm hungry, I'm not had a meal yet.
I'm ready to eat.
Oh the four on four.
Now let me lob you.
Yeah.
What do you want to suck?
Too low.
Do a running start.
Okay. At the entrance?
No.
Uh-huh. I'm bad at loves.
I got mic on, sir.
Ah, he's up here. Thank you.
You're locked with a 40-inch vert.
I need to get my shot right.
Where we eating?
That was a pass.
I think I'll hang up the towel.
One-by-one wake.
Oh!
Nah! Fuck it, why not?
Game to seven, though.
He might cook me though.
Let's play possessions.
Let's play possessions.
This is a game of how many can you score, okay?
Is there not getting anything in that bucket?
That's cab. You could dunk the ball.
And you have good defense.
All right, Super Bowl.
Come on, be funny.
Me and Wake.
You and Wake.
Super Bowl?
Let's play that like seven.
I get quick.
I was so ready.
No way it might be OV
What no no no sir ball
But we're playing possessions. You're playing possessions. It means so one shot and then yeah once just one shot
Jason Jason. Yeah, he has this nothing. Yeah, he's too. It's all fuck and blames it on wakes height
Wait taking the ball out rolling for this out. He's checking it Jason's feeling a little scared
He's doing a little bit of a weenie.
He's tired?
But he's ready.
He's got the height and he's got the power.
Waits gonna have to pull it out.
He's got handles.
Does he have shots?
No.
Jason takes it out.
He could go underneath his legs.
But he chooses to shoot.
I'm gonna make those.
I'm a volume shooter.
I'm gonna get that.
Jason's best chance here is tripping him as he's running by.
Watch him stick out his foot.
Jason with the handles.
Jason driving at the basket, he wants it, this is his ball.
He's gonna take the shot, no he's not.
Footwork?
Nah!
He's gotta do something!
He's gotta, it's gotta be a hook!
I was lucky as fuck.
Nah, I like the commentating.
Brick is kinda mean, Russell.
Nah, it's gonna be a long ass one of you what?
Like a really bad shot.
It's like flat.
I'm fucking tired too.
You can't shoot.
Wait, so I'm taking another three?
Too bad neither of them?
I did the game in a century.
He's gonna take it to the basket this time.
He's driving.
Okay.
He's gonna take it to the basket this time.
Surely we don't want to get one. Watch this.
Watch this.
You good? Two-one. Seven.
Okay, lose.
You do not bite at all.
Is he gonna take them to the left?
to shoot it that is not my move I'm gonna have to go to five let's go to five
fuck this they're going to five wake wilder with the three wanna go five it's
two up and I was looking bad he's looking bad they're tired I do what is
that is that for I'll be dead if he comes by you rustle up a bureau next
basket words it's three to wait that's my move this game point 14
way you're too nice bro I'm gonna get you out there bro
hi bro try to eat yo Jack he cooked me bro fair square now he's just he's
like a truck dude I had no move let's just get a go down the right hand again
Bro, you're strong as shit.
Nah!
What type of... What type of parkers Richard did?
1v1 Maya.
Bro, I'm tired of... You want 1v1?
I got cooked, bro.
This is it.
This is it. This is it.
You know what's sad?
You're so tired, and...
You're still gonna be me.
Wait a minute.
Yeah, I should start.
You can't know what. Is that me?
Let's do three. Three? Possession?
Probably a sanctuary, but against Jason, the one, the only.
Okay, I just can't shoot. I don't, I don't find a three.
Now I can't use my head right now. Wait, did I make that layup?
No, you just shot it. You made a layup and then you just shot it.
What is his head? What is his move?
Nah, that's not working. He's not defending me.
I've never shot that shot in my life.
What's that two up to two game plan out some cheeks take for like I don't see
she's I'm ready let me see some Russell all y'all bang this time ready sound
the same when I yell it first is one Russell does it Emily versus fan fan now
they say it Emily versus fan fan wait whose water is that that's your water
Russell say bang. I'm gonna just pour some shit. I hate basketball. I'm done.
Oh shit. This weak-ass water bottle. Oh thank you man. Hey, thank you.
Appreciate you, Unk.
He's like we believe your text dude. Cinema. Possession. Emily wants the ball
though. That's her ball. She's on defense. Nah, this is crazy. That's what you want.
Plumber B, plumber!
We got Tony Stell versus Bryan Stell.
Y'all going crazy!
Someone said game to one!
Alright, that's it!
What is it? We're trying!
Game point!
Someone said this is what Jordan played in the 90s.
Yeah!
That's one of those to go.
People say they get stuck in Emily and Phantom all day.
Can you shoot a half court?
Me?
Yeah.
I can try.
I am a trick shotter.
Are you?
He's up.
Oh, third one.
No, fuck this up.
I'm shocking it.
I can't shoot it that far.
I didn't throw it down.
Let's go.
Russell versus Arthur.
Give me one more.
First to one, maybe.
Russell, it's because you're not saying bang.
You know, I'll be crazy right now.
Oh, God.
Canes with head.
Water burger.
Trying to get out of here?
Yeah, I'm trying to get some food.
I've been waiting all day. Oh, oh, that's it. Oh, she's vegan
Can you get Jason's phone?
From my car. I'll be there before we don't eat some grass. Yeah
Oh, sorry, yeah, it's on my front seat. Where's my keys?
Okay, now if I wait our day and I get a goddamn sailing. I'm
Yeah, don't worry about me, get whatever you want.
Nah, I'm trolling.
I'm trolling.
Pickleball?
I suck.
I play pickleball back at home.
I'm trash.
Sushi?
We can't do the fifth time.
Nah, sushi would hit.
Russell, one for you, one for me.
One for you, one for me.
Do you can swap back to your phone?
Okay.
Thank you.
Are you better end?
Are y'all not trying to eat?
I guess I can just come with you.
Yeah, let's just sit here.
Okay, give me some, last one?
I mean I'm down.
Literally anything, I'm not picky at all.
What have you had that's been your body key then?
Yeah, I don't care, I don't eat anything.
Oh wait, check, you wanna see body?
Gotcha bro, yeah I got you.
finding a place to eat.
You find somewhere?
Nope.
I think Wake did.
Wake?
You know where we're going?
Yeah.
They said, Maya can actually ball.
Russell, what do you think about that?
That I can actually ball.
Yeah.
Yo, what do you think about that?
You want to face yourself?
Strictly.
Come on.
Get in the bitch.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
So we're not going in?
We're not going in?
Yeah, we're not going in.
Yeah, we're not going in.
Okay, but you mugged him?
Yeah, oh nah, what yeah, just just stick to the why people
I didn't just just stick to the white people happy is it the verb is it a verb
Is it past tense nah? I wish I thought so I'm gonna go
It look good though right watch this we're going home. Geez time to get out of catching air
That's Matt Wendy. All righty
That's okay. I mean if you want to get fast food I'll just sit with you.
Uh, what do you usually eat at this time? Or do you just cook?
I cook. Yeah there's water barrier. I can get fries. I just want water. I forgot my water.
I'm down for anything.
what what is that I'm literally not picky yeah try to get peter no let's
try peter I've never had peter oh wait they're really good
That's sick actually.
We're going to P. Terry's.
That's my ball.
You picked that ball for me.
They're my brother.
Is it good?
Nah, we leaked.
We leaked like shit.
For what? Never for what?
For what?
What's going on with you?
That's so good.
No, man.
There's so many P. Terry's.
Thank you for inviting me.
Sorry, careful.
No, if everyone's going home, then I might just go home.
Yeah, okay.
Should we just?
We should just go home, then.
You should just order food at home.
What are we gonna?
Go sit inside, peteries.
Wait, I'm gonna go home with you, then, all right?
You go home with him.
What's up?
I'm gonna go home with you.
All right, never mind.
Everybody's going home,
and Jason and I don't wanna hang out.
What?
We can go if you want.
We hung out enough today.
She said it, not me.
You guys ready for me?
Yeah, we're ready.
Hey, first stream back.
How long?
Oh, a little, how long in our stream?
Eight hour stream.
Elle Jason.
You want to get peteries?
No, she can't eat it.
She can't eat it, sure.
They, well, they do have, they do have a vegetarian burger.
OK, let's go.
You down?
That weak ass, all right.
No, all right, all right, all right, let's go, let's go.
That's a pity, alright.
No, we're going, we're going to be tears.
Chad, get in the car.
My good friends, are you guys just driving through me?
I'll come pick them up, I guess.
Uh, yeah, I'll bring them home.
Yeah.
Hey, let's go get some food.
Do you have my keys?
Oh yeah.
Okay.
Okay, you know what?
This is gonna sound crazy
and people aren't gonna believe me when I say this,
but I thought that that would be
even
less competitive than it was
i thought it would be worse i played the worst i've ever played
no me too
i couldn't shoot for shit today
i've never even been inside of a peteries
i don't even know what the fucking peteries is this a fast food one
yeah i thought it was gonna be worse
i think that was a great hoop session
uh...
you know
there might have been like eight plumbers on the basketball court
plumbers yeah like it means we suck that means we suck at all you do straight
ass that was a bad that was bad basketball but it was fun oh shit my nap
we're saying up now it was just I didn't realize it's on my nap okay my GPS was
on my screen. Okay, so P. Terry's has burgers, they have a veggie burger, they have fries
and they have really good lemonade. Like I drive through P. Terry's just to get lemonade.
I bet I've never had it. Is it a Boston only thing? I have no idea. I didn't see any in
California when I lived there. Do you go to Cali often? For a few years. Not really.
You know what, I'll be there, um, fricking, this month.
For, wait, when is the nomination thing for, uh, Streamer?
Streamer, Q's, uh, Streamer Awards.
I don't know, I just know that it's in December.
Your Streamer Awards is in December.
Is that open?
No, no way, that's not open.
What are you gonna get nominated for?
Streamer of the Year.
Yeah!
Streamer of your weenie.
Yeah!
Streamer of the year
Yeah
He's a he's a funny funny big little dude
Slow down slow down, maybe break out
What break out streamer of the year? Oh?
Streamer of the year I
I got it. I got it. I got it.
I like it.
Second time. You know what I said?
That's the second time.
Uh, see how good you are.
She did it.
Why?
She's like, she's sick?
Aw, sorry.
No place but I'm starting to see it.
You do look kind of like Jimmy.
Someone said that I'm getting treated like a baby.
I'm not treating you like a baby.
I'm a grown ass man, Jack.
I'm a grown ass man.
I almost buried him in that one day one.
I would not do that to a baby
You almost you almost got my eyes. I look you got a little scared
You're actually pretty good. I didn't know that you didn't like the basketball like that. I literally have 99 dribbling
I had to work on my layup package
In my shop
And then I'll be a lead player. I don't think I made us know that's not true
I made a couple threes, but like a couple out of like that 20 30. I don't know
Yeah, what's my overall? Honestly, I think I play like a little milliball.
What does that mean?
He's the best football player.
Oh. Do you know anything about football?
Uh, yeah.
I got two fantasy leagues going, I know.
Um, I'm a Cowboys fan.
That's, I'm sorry, but do you hear that?
Why?
Are you doing okay?
Fuck.
Nothing, sorry.
That's cool.
We just won a game.
Oh, oh, that's huge, bro. Good for you.
We literally are here.
You know, the Super Bowl is here.
Yep, sorry the browns.
That's supposed to be a fucking...
Wow, what's up?
No, I think that's great.
Because Tony Romo is going crazy.
I think that's really loyal of you.
Yeah?
Yeah. I think that says a lot about your character.
We have an elite squad right now.
Yep.
Who are you? Who are you before?
Uh, Vlad Maponke is my guy.
Who the fuck is that?
He plays for the Chargers.
He plays for the Chargers.
I have two fantasy teams, and they're called the Donkey Kong and I can't find Maconkeys.
What the fuck did you just say?
That's my fantasy team.
That's when I go right.
She knows ball.
You know your shit.
Maconkey, Tom. What's on the radio?
That's how I worship music.
It's not worship music. It's country.
Okay, it does sound like worship.
Hey, I like it. What?
Wait, you made music like unironically?
No. It was ironic. I mean, yeah, I made it in like two hours.
Okay, so it's like, that's a joke. Kind of, but it was like
I was trying. Did you sing?
singer. I have a song with David you know David. The guy that goes like,
Oh, there goes my babe. Nancy, homicide. Who's your favorite artist?
Pop Smoke.
Name five Pop Smoke songs. Not three. Okay.
Dior. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just joking. Party, what it's called?
Yeah.
That was, I was listening to that so much last week. I didn't realize how much I
liked that song.
Welcome to the pod. I've never had this oh god they're here wait I didn't know they were coming
You doing a muckbang? Yeah, I guess. You got weight and muscle. Maya Wu.
You might be- Don't say okay actually you might be sanctioned. Don't say fake Wu. I'm telling you
guys you're gonna ask the cameraman right now. I'm listening to Pop Smoke. You're a real Wu. I
listen to Pop Smoke all the time. I'm not lying. You're really- She's moving. She's moving.
Yes, no, I swear to you. I swear to you. Well, and I'm not gonna pretend like whatever. I just I just actually like his music
Scream out I'm wool. Don't be fake. Say I'm wool. I'm not gonna say that. I don't feel like I'm allowed to say that
That's good
You're a bit little dude
What's up? It's been a long day for Jason especially
Um, yeah, I did stream I stream like I just chilled
Recapped first day live first day live can we even order inside? You can order this window
What
Wow menu I want a number two a number six
Another number two
With some bacon
Uh, a fries, and can I get the double chocolate?
Actually, can I get two double chocolate?
Stop talking to me.
You have to say that to them.
And then I want a motherfucking, ooh, what's up?
Do we have mics for them?
You know what?
Don't give them a mic.
Why?
Never mind.
Never mind.
Not a microphone.
Why do I get so much hate from them?
Oh, they're banana bread goes fucking hard.
Nah, that double cheeseburger looks crazy, though.
It's good.
Double cheeseburger with the crispy chicken bites.
Maybe a little bit of chocolate chip cookie or a milkshake.
The cookies are solid, the banana bread goes stupid,
and the milkshakes are really good.
I gotta get the lemonade.
Oh, man.
That sounds so good.
It's so good, huh?
Yeah, it does.
That sounds delicious.
That sounds sad.
Wait, so how do we order?
Just at this window, I guess.
I've never walked out before.
She's not going to the door.
Oh.
Not sure.
Y'all want to buy or what?
I would eat here.
I get a large lemonade.
With a cheeseburger hamburger.
Okay.
Russell, what do you want?
Large strawberry milkshake.
Okay.
That's it.
Wait until her watch.
A large lemonade, please.
Excuse me, Matt.
Is it a large strawberry milkshake?
You have one minute to watch it?
Large strawberry milkshake.
You want to add these to water?
Yeah, all in one.
Thanks.
Nah, this one's on you, big bro.
Oh.
Biggest of bros.
Oh.
Let me get a double-herbs.
What?
Double-herb older.
The lemonade.
Do you want a larger one?
Yeah, a larger would be good.
Oh.
Are you getting a burger?
I don't understand.
You're not getting a burger?
No, I am.
Get food.
Oh, you're not.
Okay, let me get a...
Oh.
Oh, you're not okay. Let me get a
Nah, let me get a double cheeseburger combo she walked away
I'm losing points by the minute. This is bad
Now this is bad. I
Think I need to put another painting in my store on my story chat
Let me get the signature double cheeseburger, please.
Um, that's a mildly.
And then can I do a cheeseburger with just ketchup?
Just ketchup and nothing else?
Yes, please.
Wake?
Okay.
Okay, I got it done.
I got it done.
Bro.
I got it done.
That's got to be TLS.
What?
What?
Yeah.
It's no big deal.
I mean, yeah.
What?
Wait, you're paying?
Yeah, I got it.
What?
You're welcome, Jason.
We did not have to.
It's just a cheeseburger, all right?
Oh, you got it right there.
I saved $1,500 today for Elvis.
It's all good.
Thank you so much.
I couldn't even, I couldn't even pay.
I was too fast.
This is nice.
Yeah, it's in the good old fashioned American highway.
Hooray.
Can you hear the rumbles of the engines?
Retire her.
Retire me.
Tonight you're already a millionaire.
Give me your money.
I have no money.
Give me that stupid ass bracelet.
Stupid!
No, it's kind of cool.
What is that, a boat?
Wait, that's a boat.
It's a zip tie.
Oh, it's a boat, I guess.
You like it?
It's a metal.
It's a, I don't even know what it is.
Man, that face chain, bro.
Yeah.
You out here with that face chain on your own, bro.
It's like you talking to the wrong dude right now.
Oh, what are you guys doing?
Might get your shit snatched.
Truss all up.
You wouldn't.
Why is he talking like that?
He don't say it's an alternative.
You should not snatch him, Russell.
But I'm on that do-rag, I should be, you know what I'm saying?
Russell never talks like that. He never talks like that.
Take it off. No, you don't.
I thought you weren't here. I did, I did.
I'm getting no comfort where I gotta take it.
Alright.
What?
Nah, we're good now, we're good now.
Don't understand what you just said.
You don't wanna see it though.
Why?
I feel like there's no hair up there, no hair.
Why are you calling him out?
Are you serious?
You don't, do you really want to see it?
Yes you do.
It's not that bad.
It's just, I didn't brush it before coming here,
because I wasn't expecting to take it off.
So just know that, that's the purpose.
Don't worry, hey, I don't judge.
It looks like you didn't have any hair cut.
Well, why are you facing like that?
That's the point!
I thought you had hair!
I thought you had hair!
I did!
I shaved it!
You can factory lease it on.
That's not bad!
How do you feel about the haircut, bro?
Yeah, now whoever is your barber you got a murder hand. I guess how much it costs
I don't think that's that bad. Like, ten dollars?
Three? It's 93 bucks bro. No it was not Russell. It was 93 dollars.
Russell, no it was not. Yeah it was bro. I get my long haircut at a legitimate salon
and I pay significantly less than that. Listen, I already posted the go funder. This is 93 dollars, alright?
Nah, they snapped.
Yeah dude, they snapped, right?
They snapped.
I mean, it was not that bad.
Dude, you have to get your cone.
I have your cone still.
I know, why? I already have it.
Is that it?
For us?
Uh, yeah, I'm gonna start, babe.
Yeah, it's us.
Nah, you beat me up.
Oh my God.
Oh, now I'm feeling comfortable.
It's not on my shoulder.
Don't worry though.
Oh, cheeseburger?
Oh, I'm so ready.
The combo don't doesn't come with us. I did
You might have to go back to price, but it'll take two seconds
Wait
I'm a badass. I didn't I sort of say combo
I
Can I get fries?
Stop talking like that.
Can I get fries?
You don't talk like that.
Look at your tongue.
I'll take that.
Thank you.
You're not like a part of the crew.
You know what I'm saying?
Can you tell them I like popcorn?
You do like popcorn. That's why you have to shut up.
Oh, shit.
Christian, be all, be all. I'm up in all the stores.
When it rains, it pours.
rain's opposed. Thank you, Jason. No way. Thank you, Jason. I got you. She like the way they dance.
She like the way they rock. No way, bro. I'm about to smoke too. Yay. Wait, I'm excited. Thank you so much.
What?
The price now.
The price now?
Oh!
Russell, damn!
What?
What's it to do?
What?
That was scary.
You scared me.
No, that was fast.
Is that sauce?
Oh, thank you.
Yo, I'm a fat ass.
Oh my God, that one is so good.
Thank you so much.
This is so sick.
This is the best day ever.
I've been waiting for this.
I've gotten nothing all day.
Oh my God.
This location is so good.
Oh my God.
This location is so good.
Oh my God.
This location is so good.
Oh my God.
This location is so good.
Oh my God.
This is the best part of the day.
This is the best part of the day.
Hold on.
I wish I would have got root beer, but the strawberry's hitting so hard.
No, they forgot the lettuce and tomatoes!
You sure about that?
Swap first.
Nah, I'm just kidding.
No, I think that...
Nah, I don't think it comes with tomatoes and lettuce.
Oh, it does?
Oh, no, that is yours.
Yeah, it kind of refers to the tomato man.
Oh God you've got experiences correctly.
Oh it's too late.
It's not too late.
It's not too late.
Okay, all right we're done.
You know.
It's a light amount.
Someone else's reach had to sit there and I'll say a word and you say George.
I can't.
I meant I just keep hearing you talk though.
You didn't get a burger?
You are talking.
Yeah but like.
Nah that forehead is something crazy bro.
Bro.
I have a seer forehead there.
My foreheads, I might be on par with no
Actually
I just turned 18
God damn.
I know.
Shit.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Nah, I'm just kidding.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Russell, what do you think of basketball today?
Um, I'm not gonna lie, like...
I'm probably gonna be playing real games,
you know what I'm saying?
Where?
Nah, but like, you know, the game's not usually good.
Like where it's like hardball,
like we're playing like real streetball.
That's the server should I be on.
Wake, what'd you think?
I had a lot of fun.
I don't get to play basketball.
I was really excited.
I'm glad he does invite me.
That was lovely.
See, Russell, once you're front to low develops,
you're going to be as bearable as Wake.
Well, give me one more year and my front to low will be low.
And then I'll be like, very nice.
You're actually a very nice dude.
Russell, I'm going to put you on the stage.
You know, I had him locked down.
Yes, I did.
You scolded me once, bro.
If we like go back on the stacks, you actually want to spend a minute.
How many times do you draw me?
How many times do you score?
You didn't defend me.
What?
That was a big three.
It was a big three.
That was a game clutching three by now.
Nah, you were locking me.
I'm like, uh...
He needs high stakes.
He's like LeBron in the 2016 finals.
I'm Kyrie.
I made the last shot.
You understand?
That's what I'm talking about.
I like the sport too much.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
Come on.
Do you want arm wrestle?
No, I don't want to arm wrestle.
I don't arm wrestle anymore.
I can't.
Wait, do you want arm wrestle?
Here's the reason why I don't arm wrestle, because you can actually do it.
What?
I'm scared.
You want arm wrestle?
Yeah?
Why not?
Let's see it.
What's box?
Hey.
Don't do it.
I got a sport there.
Jason, what do you think?
Are you a burger?
I'm not.
What?
This is hitting.
All right.
3, 2, 1, go.
Power, power.
Good.
Hey, I didn't do it.
You saved it.
Alright.
Dude, mind it.
You're the only person I've ever owned, Michael.
I'm terrified of arm wrestling.
I watched that fucking Aiden Ross' bodyguard get his shit snapped and I never did.
And, bro, I've been through so much.
I do not like long listening at all.
He's so cute.
You do?
At least I tried.
You know, you said the reaction, you know.
What?
I'm 20.
He's not 20.
It's weirder when you are.
Okay, sorry. I'm 21.
No, you're not.
You look like a good...
You look like a good 26.
Bro, no way I look 26.
You like 26 you got
Nah, you're not in 20s 26
I could get 20
Thanks work
You got a year before your nonprofit
Until a non-profit.
You got to find a non-profit at 21.
What does that mean?
A non-profit.
Oh, 21 I can...
Oh!
Like that.
Or you're behind the curve and you're losing.
Okay, I got you.
I don't know what just happened, to be honest.
That's wild.
It's so insane that you got that much of a head start from your career.
But you know what you're doing for your 20s.
I did not know what I was doing when I was 27.
It's because he reads a lot of CVS.
He what?
He reads a lot of CVS.
So you're smart.
That's fucking insane.
I do.
Do you like the lemonade?
I mean, it's delicious.
Isn't it crazy?
I like everything.
I'm just hungry though.
That's the best dude.
Nothing makes just terrible fucking food taste better than being truly hungry.
Yeah man, I'm depressed.
Why?
Why are you just smoothing up?
Why are you just...
Why are you just...
Why are you just...
What the hell?
Oh.
I just like...
I brought you a gift.
You and picking up bugs.
I swear to God.
I'm just a craggin' and just having a...
I'm gonna tweet.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
We just eat that crooked rock.
How do you know what it is?
It's quite a crooked.
If it's a roach, I'm scared.
Why are you so close?
Hey! Oh hell no!
She's nice.
You're crazy as shit.
You know how it's a sheep? See her butt? See how there's like a straw?
Oh hell no.
Oh hell no this straw on her butt I see she puts it in the soil and lays eggs
into the soil yeah no yeah yeah no no no no no it might infect my food
I'm cool. I'm cool. Uh-uh. I put hot water on ant farms.
Bro, that is...that's just cool.
You just killed...you just...
I mean, because they've heard of a whole populace.
My parents...my parents made me do it.
It was...it was in the backyard and it was too big.
You mean like an ant hill?
She's nice.
Oh, ant hill. Not ant farm.
The farms are like little colonies that you like built for them.
That's what I thought you were talking about.
I thought you were just fucking cancer-hung science project.
Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.
I meant, I'm at Ant Hill.
Wow.
You're really the bug whisperer.
Yeah, I guess.
You want me to find another one?
No.
When did you realize that you started liking animals enough to a point where you wanted
to like be something?
Okay, that was an actual question.
That's cool.
Um...
Fuck the low one.
Fuck you, please.
Glasses on.
Oh.
Uh...
always, I don't know, I started riding horses when I was four.
It was always animals.
You're a horse girl.
That makes sense.
That's cool.
My mom was a horse girl.
Wow.
Yeah.
She would rescue, and she would just pick up people's dogs,
and get started on.
She would give us a dog that was in her,
it would be relocated to our backyard,
and she would ruin the day to get any dog that was loose
at any moment.
I was bit by a dog twice in the same year.
Deserved.
Yeah, it's probably your vibe, dude.
My vibe?
I've been bit, too.
See?
On the head.
I realize it's been on my neck.
Like, right here.
Chad, I don't want a prize.
I don't want a prize.
I want a prize.
I want a prize.
Oh, yeah.
No, I don't want any.
I'm serious.
Oh.
No, no, no.
Come on.
Come on.
No.
I've been waiting for you to take off.
You got asked?
I didn't know.
Nah, I should have known.
I got bit surprised.
Wow.
Same spot.
Same dog.
You mean dog, son?
Do you need the L-tron?
Yes, sir.
Then I got Buzz and Kevin, and they make me feel better.
What car do you drive?
Bro, why are you making that face, bro?
I like to do that.
What do you drive?
What?
Do you not hear me?
Am I muted? I don't understand.
Russell Drive is a big party.
Another cycle of Cross-Racket.
What do you drive?
I'd like to see you just sending it.
I drive a
Rd r7 it's Audi Audi Audi I don't know too much about cars
I drive a Ford Maverick
It's a little baby ass truck
It's a low gain.
It's a hybrid, it's sick.
Don't move.
Nah, this is really tech.
Uh, and I used to drive a Ford F-150.
You're raised in Texas?
Yeah.
Where you from?
Like, what's the meaning of that one?
Been around Baltimore type shit, you know what I'm saying?
You got a 55 dog?
I did, and on the head, I have a scar right here.
On string?
Yep.
Why?
Um, fuck, I saw that.
Yeah.
I didn't.
Look, it's a tech dog.
I wore the food.
Did that on purpose?
Yeah, it went up in my head.
That's scary.
Yeah.
I could have took my eye out.
It's like it fell, right?
And then like the dog was eating mid-bite.
Did it nick you or did it like, did it bite you?
It kind of like, it kind of, I don't know.
It happened too quick.
It was like a little ripped.
Yeah.
You want to see the clip?
Yeah.
It's gory.
Yeah.
Honestly.
that's crazy that's scary but not the around the time that fucking rage
his eyes well the rage recently did that oh yes yeah it wasn't around the
same thing no I like they remember that clip out oh yeah he liked this
You look better belong everyone says that thank you. No, I think so too you look better with the blue guy
Like a like a so-called Asian
I've seen I've seen the pump
I don't know what that is, bro.
It's a good game.
You look like you should be playing D-Vip in the auto.
I don't know.
You guys are really getting each other right now.
Yeah.
I'm going to check my chat. There might be an uh-attack.
I might get a drink.
An uh-attack.
Treat yourself.
Or I might get a drink.
I don't know what that is, bro.
It's a good game.
You look like you should be playing D-Vip in the auto.
Or we could all play CS go together there for us. We could all play together you play CS go
We were just like between the three of us. I was one of my top top play games
I play CS I play the TF to
Yeah, nah, I was, I was
Do you click in hats?
Oh man, he's making me
I played, I played Realm of the Mad God
I've never played Valorant
Really?
Didn't you say you had a Valorant phase?
Yeah, I had a Valorant phase
I played him in beta and never went on
I played Rust
Oh dude, you know I don't have my experience of Ruffles
I downloaded it once
Spawn in the map, that's night
Within like 4 seconds, sorry, I'm on the ground
A group of 5 people run at me
are screaming in the air and I never logged back in.
I mean, that's rust.
It was a high octane, 40 seconds.
God damn.
Wow, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that,
that's not a fun game, it was not a good time.
Nah, I have, I have like, probably 6,000 hours on rust.
I don't know why, I don't know why.
It was my most played game.
I don't know why, I don't know why,
I would leave my PC on.
Because I don't want to leave the the summer okay, cuz there's a queue
Okay, that's that's fine. Yeah, we'll go sleep with my
I did I play on I'm playing on train wreck server
I used to play club Penguin. Oh, that's my shit
Would you have like a weird experience in both England?
You think everybody did?
Yeah.
That's the rate of passing.
Y'all ever played Knees?
What?
No?
No.
I played second one.
It's like IMDU.
I remember.
Oh.
It was pretty weird.
I played RuneScape.
I played Wizard of Oz.
Wizard 101?
Oh, Wizard 101.
Yeah, that's it.
I didn't buy the game.
I didn't buy the game.
So I would always get to that one part.
What'd you get?
Oh, man.
What are you doing, Mom?
What are you doing, Mom?
Tomorrow?
Me not wearing the oldest of them all.
Where's Matthew?
Oh, shit.
Nick, Paul.
I nailed it.
Yeah, he pushed it 40.
Oh, did I just make you leave?
I'm sorry.
It's fine.
End of the stream, saying it is not bad.
What are you doing, mom?
I'm gonna go to the gym,
and then I'm gonna play some scary games in the stream.
What are you doing, mom?
I think I'm just doing desk work,
because I'm doing a show thing on Thursday
that I'm sorting out.
I'm gonna go to the gym.
Is this like...
How are you tasting?
No.
You're not?
Nah, nah, yeah, yeah, what's up, dawg?
Yeah.
Bro, you wanna take two?
Yeah, okay.
I'll get a whole game for the whole game, bro.
A whole game.
Nah, let's go.
Hey, we're big fans, though.
We appreciate you.
Yeah, man.
You, Ron, y'all.
Wait.
Chen Hongruh?
What?
Oh, no!
Good job!
What?
Yo, Chen!
I'm a fucking huge fan!
You got a hockey racer?
How?
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
Hey, don't do it.
Bro, I just have you four times.
I'm with it, though.
That's right.
I'll get those away.
Hey, yeah, let me take a picture
Can we try make it big like you
Jason you look scared at least here. Yeah, I don't know how to smile. He looks he's nervous. Yeah
Thank you, man
Nice to meet you.
Yep.
And how are you gonna get your picture?
What are you saying?
Do you want a picture with him?
With who?
That guy?
No, he's saying my picture.
Yeah, they...
I don't think they actually wanted a picture with you.
I think they did though.
I think they just said not because you asked if they wanted one and they didn't?
They didn't ask that.
They have a mouth shut under their feet.
Yeah, absolutely.
Nah, they're all good.
I think it's almost immediately.
Sometimes...
Do you want a picture with me?
Sometimes when like conversation when there's so many conversations going on it gets like a little crowded
When you get this a septum it's not septum, bro, it's just a nosy
But I got it like two years ago for my ex. Oh
Watch I break up
Let's get deep no
voting for
Six months
Better man. Yeah, we in the same boat. What happens? I'm not just gonna say
Oh, I'm doing too much
Are you on Voting?
Wait, why'd you hear that?
No!
No! No! No!
I already said it!
1, 2, 3, what the fuck?
Stop!
Someone told a horse girl to get off the table!
Everybody stop.
Thank you.
She knows.
I don't want in on this.
Jason, how about you shut the fuck up?
shut the fuck up Jason how do we just keep moving how we just keep talking how
we just talk about something else
I would have told you no we're not exchanging but this could be a
meaningful bonding project you know what if you guys want to exchange I'll leave
you at least you can just walk out of the corner
wait was she friends with oh how about you guys exchange after we go offline
okay you have any trauma grown up
Actually, my brother used to beat the shit out of me.
Really?
Yeah.
But like, actually beat the shit out of me.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
Like, he used to like, stop on me, like, be rockin' my shit.
Like, he'd just beat the little shit out of me.
Man.
My brother used to tickle me until I cried.
Oh, that happened to me for my cousin before.
That's really traumatic.
My sister-in-law's brother used to pick her up by the toes and shake her until her toes cracked.
What the fuck?
That sounds awful.
Yeah, nah, my dad, every time I get in trouble, he would tell me to get on my knees on the
wooden floor, okay?
And I would have to stay there with like some books in my hand for like 20 minutes.
On my knees, on the wooden floor, and I couldn't fall down.
My uncle would be something like that.
He'd be like giving me a knees.
I've seen that coming from them all the way.
Yeah, you're being honest.
That's actually crazy.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You just opened up.
No, bro, my fault.
No, my fault.
I'm sorry that you're right.
No, one time I went to this girl's house and it was like 16.
It was first impression, I needed to take a shit.
I was like, yo, I'm eating a restaurant.
And then I went and I took a shit,
but I clogged her fucking toilet.
Yeah, it was bad.
How'd you play it, though?
I'm going to tell you right now.
I'm glad you asked.
She didn't have a plunger.
So I'm looking at myself like, oh, fuck.
It's over, all right?
I can't let her know.
I can't let her know.
So take my hand.
Grab the flushed poop water.
Yes, took it.
Put it in the trash.
But the trash, it was showing the trash.
So I would put it in the shower.
Put the poop water in the shower, all right?
So I unplugged the toilet,
but now I'm turning the shower water on,
but the shower drain is clogged with her hairs.
So now the shower water, the shower is poop water.
So I take, no, now I take her tweezers,
tweeze her hairs out of the shower drain.
So now tweezers are full of ship water.
Yeah, but the shower drain is unclogged and the poop water goes down.
I had a question.
And then I clean the tweezer thoroughly,
and I clean my hands thoroughly and she never knew.
So you used your hands to move the ship, but not her hairs?
Her hairs were deep in the shower drain.
I need the tweezers.
Bro, I was, um...
How long did that take?
She just blamed it on her, dude.
How long did that take?
I did that very quick.
You seem like you're a fisherman.
I'm a quick thinker.
Yo, you clogged your toilet.
No, she would have got the ache.
I can't do that.
No, you blame it on her.
How does it work?
Let's see Young don't mind about gas.
I mean, I told her eventually like this you
Wow
I was afraid of women
I had a girl who's like sitting next to me and like saying you know that song at my bed my back
You know that song yeah, yeah, there's a girl singing it to me
And I like felt uncomfortable so I told the teacher
That's such a that that makes sense. I got myself moved away from her.
I don't want to sit next to her. Interesting.
I was also, um, you sure you're not still afraid.
Oh, are you were you cool in high school?
Yeah, I was pretty cool. Were you?
I was only black guy. No. Oh, yeah.
I mean, I was.
I had a group of people, but I also didn't go to a big high school.
I didn't either. That's the thing.
That's why it was easy to be cool.
Oh really?
I was like, being in high school.
I didn't go to big high school.
I went to the Kites, you know.
Ooh, nice.
I went to the Kites and called me Chino in high school.
I was a chambalon.
I was a chambalon.
It's basically like, it's a group of people
that dance at a Kite.
And I was the only Asian in the chambalon.
Oh, that's far.
Yeah.
It was great times.
Great times.
When I was, it was New Year's and we were having a dance party on my ex's place.
And we were dancing and grooving and stuff like that and the music was good and
everybody was enjoying themselves.
And I went to Drop Low and as I went to Drop Low and the music stopped,
and I ripped my pants and you could hear it.
Everybody heard this.
I'm not even trolling.
Everybody heard it and I could see my ex's friends getting the biggest ick ever.
She was still supportive of it, but they were not fucking with it.
Oh, I got another pair of those so we're good.
I came back out with another pair of black cats.
It's pretty cats.
No, I'm not.
SpongeBob-ass episode.
I'm not even kidding.
Wow.
Is this the calmest your stream has ever been?
Calmest?
Yeah.
Aren't you guys usually like dancing and like jumping and screaming?
No, I just don't...
She's like, it's so loud and ignorant.
And what?
I mean, this is a different vibe than you.
different vibes. Are you trying to say ignorant? Ignorant. Not as different vibes. You know, I'm in Austin.
No, not always. Different community. Yeah. Not but I think it's like a lot of people talk about a different
communities are, but it's just content that people were making when they were young and stupid.
Like everyone in this community with the same stuff. Really? Yeah, they were loud and stupid. I mean, granted,
there's always going to be different approaches, different like, this culture changes so quickly among
Here's the thing, I'm still loud and stupid and that's why people hate me.
I'm too loud and stupid.
I know, I'm too afraid to be loud.
And that'd be the henshin' because you're loud and stupid?
Um...
What is it like in here?
Yeah, that's true.
What?
He's calling me stupid.
What?
You're calling me stupid?
People are saying that they think I hate Russell.
It's... yeah, it's...
Yeah, of course, man.
It's much more inviting.
Obviously.
that's just true all right I'm ready to go home in brain raw time go sleep all
that time of the day is that a bean that baby sleep time for y'all are you
not going to sleep no I'm probably gonna go home I don't know I might go
desktop with it you're lying how long is my stream eight hours no I can't
I just cut it off and I'm out of my interview.
How long have you streamed for?
You know how long I streamed for?
Probably 45 hours right now.
Guess.
Guess how long I streamed out is?
At a time.
Like 3 hours?
2.
Damn.
Now you know how to do it.
So I had 2, 4 is like a long stream for me.
I streamed like 2 hours at a time.
I'm serious.
Isn't that insane?
That is insane.
You have been such a hard worker without this.
Thanks Russell.
You do have a full-time job.
My stream got better when I stopped streaming so much.
Because I didn't have the energy.
I would talk.
I'm not wrong.
I went up down.
Is that really what happens? Like, held?
No, I'm just... I never wanted to stream.
Like, I never watched streams. I was never like a content person.
I didn't watch streams.
That's crazy.
You're going to do a desktop stream now.
You're going to do what?
You're going to do a desktop stream now.
I might go home in this debrief today.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Um, well...
Time to go home.
We can drive you home so you can be live on here.
Wait, where's the wash?
Uh, not far.
We're gonna drive you home. It's easy.
And then...
We can just like walk in and you can start on the test stop, right?
Yeah.
So you can just stay live if you want to.
That's crazy.
You're an inspiration to us all.
Um, I might end my career.
So...
I got a two-seater, so...
Yeah, I can fit in the back.
No, and I...
I have to carry on.
Yeah, no problem.
Thanks for coming, guys.
Thank you for the meal.
Oh, thank you, yeah.
That was good meeting you, man.
Hey, good meeting you too, bro.
I feel like you're trying to press me
Maybe I see you you know I'm saying see you somewhere
Anywhere actually you might have to look around make sure you check in with me next time too
You do rise on your shoulder
Russell give me some up top
Ow Russell
What the shit are you talking about
What did you do to her?
Stop fucking hitting her!
Yay!
Bye!
Take care.
Thanks, Blake.
Russell, stop following us!
No!
No, it's a two-seater, man.
No, no.
It's really compact.
No, bro.
It's a two-seater.
I'm by the end.
What are you gonna end?
How long is this stream so far?
Uh, I don't know. Longer than my streams normally are.
Wait, is this a charger?
Yeah, you want it?
Sorry.
You know how to do a kickflip?
Wait, like Russell.
No!
Russell's stream is just Russell.
His Twitch is just Russell.
Um, can we play your song?
You wanna play my song?
I thought your aux didn't work.
Oh, but it's not.
I thought your ox didn't work, all but now it works.
Well, it wasn't earlier, I'm serious, but remember it, it like-
No, I wanna hear what you play.
Like, what's your go-to songs?
I saw it.
What? Play it.
Let's see, hold on.
Let's see, let's-
Oh, whoa.
Harry, you wanna look through my Spotify?
You can do that.
I'm gonna click one and then shuffle and then skip.
Oh God, oh wait, it disconnected.
I'm not trolling I didn't do that it's actually just touchy
Maybe because you went on the right side
No you just
Nope, it's broken
That's tough
Alright
Well back to the country songs
Back to the radio
You can hear me on the radio
Don't turn me on, turn on the radio
No Chad, unfortunately the office does not work
I'm a knobby-plan-dab-guy.
Ugh.
And you play my song and you dug me wrong.
Alright.
Your stream is less scary than I thought.
Nah, it's...
My chat is nice.
Your chat is really nice.
And they make a lot more sense than I expected.
What does that mean? It makes a lot more sense?
I thought I'd be super lost.
Like...
I thought I wouldn't know what was going on and I also thought that I'm like not farming right now chat
This is not for you. This is for Jason. I thought they're gonna they were gonna think I was super boring because I like don't have any of the energy that you guys do
So I was just like I'm not gonna be even my chat
Hi octane enough for you people my chat
is
Older audience are they like like
How old is he my audiences
your age my age yeah yeah yeah yeah so it's not like how old are y'all chat
basketball is so fun it was I love playing basketball yeah some of y'all
some old-head there's some old heads in this chat yeah we might need a put
that country music on the happiness so on earth ain't just for high achiever you
know this one right Jason here's my shit right there's my shit yeah this is my
Oh shit!
Oh my...
It's fake decent.
Oh god.
It's fake decent.
It's what?
It's fake decent.
Fake?
Yeah, it's fake decent.
So it's not decent?
You don't like it?
No, it's fake decent.
It's fake...good.
No, it's like...it's fake decent.
Which means like...
It's good.
That doesn't sound like it's good at all.
It's fake decent.
It sounds like...
Say it's fake decent.
No, because I like this song.
No, I know, but like fake...
Okay, so you like it?
Say it's fake tough.
It's fake tough.
It's fake tough?
I don't understand.
Wait, so is that bad then?
What I just said?
No, it's good.
That means your song is good.
Fake decent means like...
Fake decent and fake tough mean the same thing?
Oh, no, no, no.
Fake decent means like,
oh, it's kinda good.
Tough is like, you know, this is that shit.
Okay.
So sometimes you're missing it in here,
but it should fake decent as tough.
It should fake tough as hell.
It should fake decent as tough as hell.
Okay, you're just making shit up.
I'm not.
You made all that up, I don't trust the other one.
So you don't think I should pick up on any of this?
No, you should.
Any of these linguistics?
start saying it's fake decent well I said
Bob earlier and you said not you said I
should shut up I think you used it you
said my shut the fuck up that is so
cringe oh my god I said I said um and I
said oh my god I'm so sorry do you say
I was just trying to fit I would never
and you're like my just fucking just
walk away I said stick to the white
people happy but you used it well
that's why but okay you just keep
trying to get it right just like how
I learned what a glorp is.
Glorp?
Yep.
You don't have glorp?
No, I have glorp.
Do you have glorp?
I don't know.
You should get that one.
I got glorp.
I got everything in here.
Do you do, uh...
What?
I don't know anything about emails.
I don't even want to talk about it.
I'm just so stupid.
What do you mean?
What else do I miss?
Do you think I should start using W's and Alice?
If you want say you'll treat something you'll treat something for example like an achievement
Yeah, and I'll reply W
But in lowercase, I don't want to be doing too much. No, okay
I that's that's some no shit. Thank you. Thank you
You're getting hit.
And then you'll say, going live to me, I'm going live.
And then I'll say, L.
No, you got to say that's fake tough.
That's fake tough.
I still don't know what that means.
Just say it.
You know what I'm saying?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Do you think it fits me?
No.
But sometimes you've got to get out of your comfort zone
and do things that you never thought you'd do.
And that's how you advance as a person.
That's why you're shooting all those threes today.
Are you fucking kidding me?
You're still a peon.
A what?
Start calling people peons.
Peon?
Yeah, like you had to call Russell a peon.
What does that mean?
You don't even need to know what it means.
Just call him a peon next time you see him.
I don't want to, I'm scared.
No, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not like horboo.
Just like, you're a peon.
Call me that.
No.
Okay, then I'm not gonna call Russell that,
I don't trust you.
Okay, you're a peon.
Jason, Chad, you hear that?
It's not bad.
You know what peon means?
That doesn't really work.
Oh no.
Is that an emote?
Or is that something you guys just made up for five?
No, that's what they call me for some reason.
Oh.
Ahh, my shower would hit.
Ow.
You're really learning.
Ow.
Alright, let's go back to the Q&A's.
Ready?
Haha.
What's your favorite email?
My favorite email right now?
I see.
Mine's Apple Cat Run.
I don't even know that one.
Taw, Taw?
Taw hits.
Jorkin' hits.
Jorkin'?
Jorkin'?
Isn't that like...
What about you?
Oh, you said it's okay.
Apple Cat Run.
Been arrested ever?
No, but I've been fooled over
And I had to pay a ticket to go to like school. Have you ever run from the cops? No
You have
One time when I was 16 years old I
Ran from the cops because I threw an avocado at a light outside of a CVS
You know like the news station
You threw an avocado at a light?
Yeah, outside the...
In the basement.
And this was in the bay?
Uh, it was...
It was in the bay. Yeah, it was in high school.
And you, in the cop, started chasing you?
Yeah.
And you got away successfully?
I don't think he cared enough, to be honest,
because he was way faster than me, but yeah, I just realized.
But that's the most delinquent thing I ever did.
In high school, I never went to any parties.
I never drank any alcohol, never did any drugs.
drugs never snuck out had a curfew 10 p.m. hit it every time I was the same no
I was a good kid really yeah but how my parents were so sure to me that I would
like sneak out of shit and one day he caught me and he almost killed me I
never snuck out I snuck out with a fucking boot on my leg before wow because
press I tore my ankle something in my ankle and he found out and he thought
someone was robbing the house so he took his gun oh my god it almost caught
it almost killed me that's scary oh he didn't I mean yeah no he was good
better get the gun but then he saw was me then I had a very long night
uh, lectured up until the morning.
You know, one time, um, okay, one time, I, I went on a date, right?
Um, and it was just one day, uh, and it was with a
GTA RP guy.
What the?
Okay.
Who's GTA RP guy?
And, um, I asked him the, I was like, have you ever been arrested?
And he was like in game.
Oh hell no.
I was like trying to make small time.
And I was like I've been arrested and he was like oh in game and I was like no I'm not in real life.
That ached you out?
Pardon?
That ached you out?
Like that made you like...
I thought I mean now I think it was funny.
At the time I was like oh no I can't, I don't know about this.
Um, no, I mean, it was fine. It was a decent day. It was just funny.
In G-E-T-A-R-P.
G-E-T-A-R-P.
What a fucking guy.
Yeah.
Oh my god, wait.
What?
What?
Mm-hmm.
Wait, I have to go on my Android, right? Or do I just...
No, we'll walk in. We just have to... did I just miss it yet?
Do I have? Do you have?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Okay. So, let's go in with you. We'll just cover the ones.
Mm-hmm.
Um, and walk in, you turn your stream on, and then we can swap you off with this backpack.
Okay.
Start running!
Thank you for today. I have fun. I'm just typing. I might end.
Hi.
Yo, what's up? It's a good day to be in bed.
This is the setup. Dab, Caller? Oh, shit.
Yo.
Jason!
Yo, yes.
You
Call the right guy
No, I know this one. I know this one. I know this one. No, no, no, I'm not Jupiter Jupiter
I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure. All right. Bye. Bye
Sorry about that. All right. Easy peasy. Thank you for today. I'll be a
veiust right? It's what's funnest fuck
I didn't read chat I knew that but you're about to end or yeah shout out to the
Mayans yeah let me know okay so I'm gonna start the rate on my channel thank
Thank you so much for watching guys. Thank you for coming to the sanctuary today. Thank
you for your donations today. That was awesome. We appreciate it. Shout out to chat. Yeah
today was really fun. Basketball was really fun. Alright, peace. Yeah, space has to go
It's a nice room you got here, man.
Yeah, it's a air mattress, you know, oh, why?
Oh, that's what I was?
That's kind of cute.
Should I like that, it's a kitty.
It's a couch, shaky.
Peace.
So she go live now?
Yeah, she go live now.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Nah, I ain't gonna lie, you got that.
We're back.
Thanks guys.
Thank you.
Have a good day today.
Thank you, Jason.
Good stuff.
Thanks for the burden.
Yeah.
That was amazing.
I gotta go to the safe.
Okay, bye guys.
Wanna say bye to Maya?
Oh yeah, I'll say bye to Maya.
No, yeah, please.
Bye
Invented idiot versus idiot
Like you don't say Thomas Edison discovered like no, he got his hair black again
Oh, bro, like it harness like idiot segment. I think Thomas not Thomas Jefferson. Yo, why is he playing with his bunnies?
Oh my oh my
What's happening is this a I my opposed
What
Is going on we're dying in the
What is this video game I was so confused they think I'm sexy what the heck what oh
AI QT stream you know it's crazy one day we're all gonna be or we're gonna be all
AI streamers will be AI it's arguing it works then you're probably have to pay
more to watch a real streamer who would pay like double subscription to watch me
check anytime I go live I thought I thought I really thought I really thought
I could you know I'm tired bro this bed look man comfortable look at Nick the
next one did you tie it no I think I
undid it all right it's on that I'm
getting a bug for you hey Jason I'm in
the other room what the fuck is on the
table it was the flashlight that you
picked up oh my god that's what big
little dude that's what big little dude
okay is it a bug why does it feel like
like a rock oh no I'm out of flinch I can't watch this shit man fuck I'm dumb
as shit oh my god get some TV oh yeah I'm gonna get his TV on here oh my god
that's great I support nuclear energy us me too whoa a weird feeling where I
was like I was like I'm like wait I've always like heard people say that like
They have like like crazy eyes. I've never believed that to be true until I saw this clip
No, but this clamor if I if I even if I go there regardless of what he does to me
I'm not going to be 26 she and it's text. What the fuck?
Nick you have to get an NDA you have to actually
Wait, I don't get it like why are y'all asking?
Was that girl weird or something? I don't know I'm not touching in the Poggers lore
since meeting Diana's start of the southern
that's good reposted by car to the bad
went by our first stock rockets went by
for smelling lost water SOG silky took
three of my wife Jason and we need
punched on five star store runner went
by for an autism I'm not autistic found
out I lost my hand again this year lost
first one we want to catch nasty
lost a dread let's put back but now
my hair meat I have to pay 25k
in house there's these awards the
face up a thong less than silky okay so he dropped a words were for most
damage is the best war lost the war got a hemorrhoid don't search up hemorrhoid no
longer face golden boy everyone but everybody but me became depressed got
thrown in a pool perry lost voice Todd died yeah man Diana really fucked this
means life up yo yo Diana really fucked this guy's life up oh shit what's this I
think I seen a clip haha oh I think I see the clip of this
another yoxic tweet. did you just take my IP?
oh, what's happening? am I ethnic?
hello? Siggi, what did you say me?
Siggi bro, Siggi bro.
ah, nah yeah, yeah. nice caption bro.
a nice caption bro. what the...
nice caption bro. slow ass wifi?
Nah, this wifi is some crazy bro.
Yo, this wifi is something crazy.
Alright wait, let me watch this nicking the butt stuff.
Game, some on levels.
Dad, I can only Twitter that legs. I can try to fix it real quick.
Do you want to go full game?
Uh, sure.
Thank you.
I don't know why, but it's what we do.
Twitter's guys.
I can skip through a chat.
I'm on Ethernet?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I take shit right here.
For some reason, it's legit.
Twitter's the only thing that doesn't work on your internet.
I don't know why.
It's so fast.
Damn, like that is...
Now it's just not even loading.
Yeah.
So we just redo it.
Yeah, I can just redo it.
That's fine.
It's that S for Twitter or something?
It's like, late...
Oh, I'm sorry, man.
No, no worries.
Thank you.
Shoot for 15.
Oh.
I saw a clip.
of him. Yo, someone got time stamps? Yeah, I'm trying to see where he snuck the kid.
They said 41 minutes. They don't fucking wait, it's a 41 minute one. No, no, that
was the fight. Watch the first six minutes. Hold up.
Zero zero oh my gosh was this live on Nick's Nick in the butt stream
Bro wash them off
All our DT
Y'all are DT
Hey what
It's three minutes into the 1v1.
What's up with him bro? Why is he so mad?
It wasn't even yo.
Bro, why is he so mad?
The fuck?
Hey, usually Nick and the Bubby having a big ass smile on his face all of a sudden
All the sudden he's just mad as fuck
It's a game of bass
Yo, what did we want to- what started this orderly?
Were they core 2 out first?
Calm game.
You got mad over one foul, I guess.
RELAGE!
Oh
Answer my DMs you dumbass
Fucking dumbass
get this nicked the cut treatment
check this isn't scripted
it's already too long
it's too long
I'm about to start calling that shoot
it's too long
what's the message
I got the bomb
Bro, shoot for it.
I'll play like you're 24, but I'll keep looking for it.
Shoot for it.
You said he's 24.
I'm not gonna get a teenager acting like this.
Making the cut is 24.
34 versus 18.
Good job.
Yo, the caravan.
He just won peace.
I've been looking at the way since that won me grab.
That save there.
He's more of a figure than I've seen.
Let's look out.
Let's hop.
It's a news.
Oh, it's a hop.
Jesus.
I thought I'd like a baby.
It's old cow Asian in the flesh!
Aye, miss.
Aye, uck.
Yo.
Hold on.
That a**.
This is just cringe, bro
See, this is why I don't want to associate with so-called with so-called Asians now
I don't even know if you so-called but
Jesus, bro
Except
Except Russell
see red oh nah see red what he just said hey wait if I just say I can't tell
uncensored can I watch the uncensored version game how the fuck did you get
the unlisted link yeah can I watch this that's you gotta fight for that little
Oh my gosh, oh skip the slur
Oh
Fake demons get to the fight
The camera get in the way bro just let it fly
Zero zero one possession stop with this
He won who won who won who won I want to see who won
save one what do you win what do you win was a score 14 to 12 wait I want to
see his reaction to losing 13 to 12 shoving the head is crazy yo you gotta
I see red
What this camera man is dick sucky
Not even his own even his own this is Nick's uh chat or is the stage chat
This should go on for however long
No, I did not know his ass was 20 trucking
So he lost.
That's his voice cracking.
He's trying to run a friendly fade on you.
How come he's running?
He's saying let's run it.
Let's play this one.
He's saying let's run a friendly fade on you.
Ahhh!
He's trying to change.
Lost with 18 year old.
OK, surely he was the fight, right?
And surely he was the fight, right?
He can't go over to it.
We don't want people to call the cops, because that's all it.
Right in front of the Starbucks coffee.
Not the camera.
Huh?
That's the adult.
That's the adult.
I can show this right Jack!
Oh Nick Scared!
AHH!
Yooo! This guy, Nick!
What yo-
Oh this is bad, bro.
Oh my gosh, this is bad.
OOOOH!
I heard the connection!
I heard that shit!
Oh my god!
Bro, stop with the voice line!
Hit him back!
What the fuck?
Why is he spamming that voice line?
I'm not fan for not too much twice. No, he copied
Not a this dude. Hey
Damn
He's click with spamming that what voice line with his hands bought us. Did that goddamn fucking horse, mom?
He got it smile happy. He's just got his ass whooped it over to
He got his so fucking hard and CTE got him shook he got it. Hold on music. He got it. He got it
Shake each other's hands
I'm not saying shake his hand, bruh.
I should, yeah.
Sneak.
Bruh, Nick, Nick, don't do that.
Shake his hand.
Nick, shake his hand.
This can't end the bad blood.
We're all friends.
Shake his hand.
Shake his hand.
Bruh, no, you're beating.
No, you're not.
You can't see.
You can't swap.
You can't get rid of that smile.
Now you're being petty.
Bruh, we're saying slap your hands there.
Bruh, now you're being petty.
Shake his hand.
He's saying, hey, move on.
Come on.
You're being petty right now, bruh.
Don't do that, keep on beating, bro.
Yeah, why are you being petty shit?
Yo, Nick literally did he not try to sneak him 24 versus 16. You know, there's no way there's no way to do 16
I can't because we said hands they throw them punches
I know that shit
Nah we're a depletion
One punch, ah, he got it
The fucking pleaded bro
You better stop right
Oh my gosh his entire fucking reputation this down the fucking hill this is like if I
I lost the fucking Joelle, bruh.
Oh my god.
He got it, Smoyu.
Nah, this is bad.
This is bad.
He can never show his face on the internet again.
Use your hands.
This is bad.
That car ride by the silent as fuck.
You say so, brother.
Oh, that adrenaline.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm not gonna lie, Nick.
only option is just fucking kill him bro I'm gonna be honest bro you went out
horribly you went over to you were fouling like shit in the basketball game
you were you were pushing his head around still lost the game ran the fade
got hit like four good ass times bro and then you let him have it like that
there's only in game obviously in game in game bro in GTA obviously he's not
to kill me real life but like hey I mean what do you do if you're nick in the
butt here bro what do you do if you're nick in the butt here you'll ever make
came onto my stream all right the test is chill you got it
damn why are you still killing this
You got what you wanted, you play baseball.
Bro, you beat him in basketball, you fucking hit him in the head, okay?
It's over.
Holy shit.
He's setting new hands and he's starting to punch it, bro.
I don't want to do that.
Just in case you fucking crash, bro.
It's fine, bro.
You're good, buddy.
You didn't want to dab him up.
Not a cameraman on Nick's dick.
What?
He didn't want to dab him up.
Yo, this is like that one meme where, like, on the outside, he's smiling, but, like,
under is like he's crying and angry as fuck.
I see I can see it. It's in the eyes. I mean, I
Mean nah, I could just see it though
I said we shake hand didn't
It's good we say we play bass on you get mad and then we said hands and you saw our punch in we're all friends
We were doing this
We did hands. I'm not gonna punch you. Oh shit. You could have punched me to try
No, look at your look at back a lot
I'm gonna fuck you say I'm down free
Where to my dick I would not let that slide
Yo, where's my dick not dick bro. He went out bad
Where's our Arlington? Where's our Arlington you went back you went out bad
Now you went out bad. Oh
He wants that shit wiped off the internet
That is that's folding church
Why are you still talking?
Run! The violence is not getting deleted, I clip it up.
The violence is good.
I can't pay cheaters.
What was the score when it was over?
15-4.
I thought you matched it and then you left.
I never matched it, I just gave him the ball.
What's your cash out?
I think I might pay a cheater but I can't.
No, I stuck up my word
I stuck up his 20
Oh my god, and he got paid?
What you gonna do?
Alright, we're not
No, no
No, I hope you're through me crazy
No, hey, no, I hope you're through me crazy
Doing this again
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do?
Chill, chill, chill, chill
No, we just fought, bro, we just fought
We're not doing this over 20 years
We wanna fight again
You're not about that life
and says he got Asian from the Mexican city and you raise girls on tiktok
you're not about that
just chill
or raise girls on youtube
he just whooped
i was saying one of my ones about that
he's like yo that's what you do too
no i'm saying that's what you do
ah fuck yeah he's getting sucked up every fucking pride and dignity he has
left it it's over bro
I'm saying the worst thing about that gangsta shit is that you play basketball
who's he got the fucking shit who's your friend yeah man what you have to say
what do you have to say to chat
This man's in school right now
He's working
Hold on Chad, I'm about to call Nate
Please
This is embarrassing
What do you have to say about this?
This all started over basketball
How am I tripping? I said hands
This man touches me in the mouth
So what?
You
Got it
You're crashing out
But I said before the stream is gonna get mad. I just didn't like how you
You did snack
He's not you brother started because he grabbed you when you
He got it he got it he got it
Can't stop smiling
What does and you said before the content so we fuck that fucking twisty p now you wanted to fight and you guys
Yeah
You said like after all that time all we can do is fade
We can't just keep talking one. I want to fight me bro. So we fade. What is his emo fake demon?
That's crazy all we can do is Jesus
After all that talking
So we fade but I'm saying
I'm saying before before the mutual
He said it's a bad note because you were fucking
You were fucking back with his head
I'm saying before the mutual fight
I'm saying all before that
Like the fight with you guys agreeing that's fine
Because you guys both agreed to fight
But like when he was turned away and you're just
I'm smiling gone
Or a depleted
Pride stripped
Shirt off
Damn
what happened they're going crazy but they want the next segment he said that's a
good cliff arm not for you buddy hey not say you're a demon the next segment
we're about to go to the club we're about to go back and shine hell no bro if you
don't end stream you don't fucking end streaming just fucking take everything
Well first hour
Fuck go into the club with CTE address this
Okay, sorry if I be a little weird here, but how long you guys think Jason would last in bed
I mean literally has wings names so I bet on at least 30 plus minutes
I'm curious to see other people's opinions on this me and my girlfriends are always arguing about this
Yo, this can't be a bunny right now. This can't be a bunny.
This gotta be an undercover bunny, bro.
Fertile BF.
Naaah!
What?!
She's asking for shirtless vids of you in the car earlier?
This has to be a fake.
There's no way! There's no fucking way!
There's no way!
Wait, wait, there's no fucking way!
Okay, she's reposting shit stop stop. Oh shit. It's a catfish
Gotta be a cat you think Jason would be a successful only fans if he did it
Like I know me and my girlies would hundred percent buy it, but I'm curious on other people's opinions on the topic
This has to be a fake account this has to
This has to be a fake account
This has to be a dude. There's no way
Because it was a real girl like even if you kick you from endless calm
Yes, tell the unbae me, please. I can't but can't promise anything. Just promise not doing it
It's not a senior. You're doing it for you. Does she
Court up with it? No
Get her discord
No, a bra. She said something weird about bad. What does she say about bad?
Is she sexualized my brother? I mean, bad? Not brother, bad. Is she sexualized bad?
Called him a DILF? Brotherly. He's sitting by the front of my knees. Now I've seen this.
He has zero upvotes. You know why? Because this is someone that doesn't want to see me win.
slurs s a misogyny
I'm gonna fit into this brown obviously this is somewhere that is jealous and
you know I don't know why you didn't make me get to be honest
oh fuck what the fuck is going on
I just had to make sure this room was uncontaminated
oh it's gay!
it's gay!
it's gay!
how you doing?
it smells way better in here
So you're telling me niggas return to being on stream is getting the clip off
I mean that's really does think yeah, he really does think she's not she's not fake
He really does think we're all looking good
I don't know about this intro though, I don't know about this intro though, like you just
I lost every-
I'm like, A-1
Let's do it, fuckin' good
This is all ass, I'm fucked
Yo, bro
Every opinion I had on you
Uh, every good opinion I had on you
It's-
Oh, it's Nick's intro
Oh, he's mocking
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Okay
I was like, what the fuck are you doing?
It's a seaside trip
Friday he invited me to another stream at seaside. This is day two, day two
We went to seaside, you know, we did the stream with Nate and everyone while he's still cool with me
We did the stream everything went well. That's day two of meeting him
I was in the car like kind of a little awkward a little quiet
Hey, man, it's cute. I never thought I'd see the day
I'm sandwiched between the two generations. I'm having to get your
Thank god Max and the dad became youtuber slash streamers.
Why Jason kind of fine?
It's not the men y'all!
It's just me and Jason!
Wait a minute!
Nah, I never even knew that!
It was an edit.
Nah, I was a good ass edit.
That made me emotional a little bit.
I went through a lot, girl. I went through a lot this year.
Would you look at the time?
Ain't an hour stream.
Well, this edit too?
Last edit.
Alright, Chan, who am I rating?
Alright, Chan, who am I rating?
Mesh or Cutie or Lacey?
Diana's Lynn.
My zoo pool, who's three?
Nah, I put Diana on that fucking pool.
Much much much much much
Over other things
Us us us us us
You've been so out of touch
You could have had my love
But you've been so out of touch
My name
And how do they do the dance chat?
Hi chat
Much much much much much much much much much much much much
Can you do that though?
I heard you
Yeah
On the trial, try to be a man
It's all my sons worldwide
Horsery bag is gonna be mad!
Cutie some love, I'll be your first day back off the streams.
We're with the fucking poggers and the P-Loans tomorrow.
I'mma see you on the model. I'm out of motherfuckers.