jasontheween
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09-20-2024 ยท 38h 47m
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With the tier one
W sunny donated one dollar
Stop playing with them
Wait, are they doing the walkout?
Ways an axle protest or like honest we go free baby
I
We saw my stream like a dumb ass bro dead ass is lost all my bots bro fuck I
Just lost all my bots bro with my notegang at all where we at come on. We got twist calm, bro
Yeah, we had I lost all my fucking box, bro
Not a problem man.
Not a boss just hit.
The boss just hit.
We feeling good today.
Yeah, yeah, we live, we're live.
Let's get a quick flip.
We out.
Let's go get some bads and type shit!
You see the change? You see the change, pal?
You see the change down behind the camera?
Hold on, hold on, hold on!
Don't even do that to your friend! Let's date our friend!
Oh, he's doing some marriage.
Oh my God, just lost 7,000 just like that.
The bus left instantly, bro.
So what's that? It's my chain that's on site.
We're always on site.
We're always on site.
How are you doing?
I'm gonna be on my phone, but not on my phone.
Move, dude!
Everyone got their camera in, baby.
Lacey, ready?
Yo.
No, bro.
It's fucking light, man.
No, bro.
Where's Arky, bro?
Lacey.
Where's Arky?
Where's where's Arkie bro?
Lacey, you ready?
Oh really?
Nah nah nah nah nah.
Tell Arkie meet me at the badge, meet me at the badge places.
Stop playing with me bro.
Stop playing with me.
YBG, I took you out in person.
Go meet me.
meet me at the best me at the best spell
right of five go give me are you dead ass 30 minutes away
well how how far y'all bro
How far everyone got their camera except me man
Now y'all got me looking like a peon out here, bro. Y'all got me look like a fucking peon out here, bro
Thank you, Drew
Mike's hitting change
I'm just fucking kidding.
I'm just fucking kidding.
I'm just fucking kidding.
I got you.
You see my chain off?
You see my chain off?
My hands are full.
You see my chain off?
There's just one guy for me.
I left his phone.
All right, you.
Hold on.
Put it in the front zipper.
Nah, this is for the twist coming.
What's our mission?
Get off on your wagons.
Okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll meet you up there.
Uh, guys, hold on.
Lacey, we gotta wait here.
Hold on, hold on.
Alright, stay here.
Here we go.
How do we know?
We on the fucking hogger side.
Oh, wow.
This is definitely a first time.
We're supposed to have the Rainbow Socials.
You know, I don't remember looking at it like that.
Is that entrance?
Yeah, that is it.
Live speed, live traffic.
What are you doing?
Of course.
What are you doing?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
We're getting that shit, can we get in real quick?
Let's just get in real quick.
We don't know about our badge, we got it all the way down.
I feel bad, not that people.
You're a little bit like
What?
You're bad, not that good
I'm going to go out and play against you
As I'm saying, I already got my first person to do this
I'm going to go out and play
Oh, Rizba! Rizba!
Iso!
Iso!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Y'all, please stop, hey chat, please stop
We are Jason
Oh, damn
Right here
Ah, Jason, you guys show us the world
Oh
Nah, he's God, you're a fucking chubby, man, please!
What do we do?
What the fuck is he doing?
Nah, he's just throwing up that fucking Exxon.
No, he was doing this.
That's what I was doing with this.
Fuck up, I'm paid for you all, man.
That was fucking...
Hey!
We're not using you.
We're not using you.
We're not using you.
We're not using you.
I was already doing this for the one person by accident.
Don't follow the user.
I'm an 18!
Hey, ladies, you didn't expect this to be.
Yeah, yeah, come on come this way yeah
if I should meet you guys
I can't see getting the building
where do my, where do my tips?
oh my god
that's got me
oh my god
it's the, it's the
it's lazy
no it's not
what the fuck is this OG shit
can I get a picture
yeah let's do it
I'm not going to talk shit to a little ass kid, they're fucking shit talked by a 12
little.
We're in a video, it's good face the fuck up.
No shit.
No
No, sorry
Wait, do you need the picture?
No, sir
What's the deal?
What's the deal?
Yo, do your job
We're lost here, bro
Are you allowed to be here?
Yeah, that one's here
On it
What's up with the day tomorrow?
Like, fate and need of place
Yeah, we're doing it
Oh, this is so good
We're doing it, too
How do I get it?
You got it to win the line
Yeah, you got it
In here, in the building
That's it?
Yeah
I'll see you tomorrow
Nice to meet you
There it goes, D
Now we gotta go.
Have a nice day.
Peace.
Have a nice day.
Don't worry.
Don't worry, bro.
Go good.
Peace moves on fast.
We got to get in the building, man.
He goes, see.
Peace.
Real quick, bro.
Real quick.
I got to take that.
Yeah, we should.
Thank you.
Now, ladies, you got too much mosh.
Not like you're teaching me about a boy.
I'm a lady.
I got to go.
You take your place.
Thank you everyone.
You are very fucking it.
Nice meeting you all.
Now they were here in this deep up.
Oh!
We gotta get our badges.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna hold on to it.
I'm gonna hold on to it.
This is gonna work.
I'm out of this table, man.
Let's start.
How'd I run?
How'd I run?
Let's get a drill.
Nope.
What do you want?
I don't walk.
You're not gonna keep me here.
Oh, there's a quick pull up there.
Chase it up there.
I'm gonna go the way.
No, the Jason's like,
she's going, you're not gonna get it.
No, Jason's like, just go on, Jason, you're not gonna do it.
Jason.
Get the team, okay?
Here we go.
We got it.
Eat your team.
What's up? What's up? What's up?
What's up?
Come on, baby!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Don't let him go!
Don't let him go!
Hello, can I see your phone?
Don't let him go!
That was the last time.
It's a big one.
Really.
I think it's a big one.
I think it's a big one.
Alright.
Sneaker.
Sneaker?
Yes.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
My bow is so bad
Oh, yeah!
Stop the road!
Yeah, that's a good shot.
Miss Keeley! Miss Keeley!
You guys are glazing.
They're glazing.
This is a glazing show.
Who's the criminal?
Ah, wait a minute. I'm Jason.
Well, just the cameras down here.
Oh, so you have double cameras on.
I'm just going to walk the blazer, then.
I'm gonna hit him.
Miska, you got me, mate.
What do you think about that?
Yeah, I wanted to, uh...
Why am I not there?
Come on, let's get this shit over here.
I'm just gonna switch it up, alright?
I'm just gonna switch it up, alright?
I'm gonna hit him.
For sure.
Yeah.
You want me to say something crazy?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm Miska.
Don't talk to me. You're not made by ISPs either.
No!
Yeah!
No! ISPs are made by...
You're ISPs, com'r'man!
You're nobody!
You're not a woman!
You're not a woman!
We're a society, man!
We're a human society!
Good luck, com'r'man!
You mad company!
I ain't got a lot of things to do with that!
Please, then.
Can I get a photo?
Whoa!
Oh, man!
I don't look like that guy.
Drew, it's you.
Yeah, it's there.
I know we got to go.
We got to go along the walk.
Let's get you to the places.
There you go.
I still love you all too, thank you so much.
The place is very important.
Yeah, I love you all too.
I had a whole different mob in the last year.
Right here
Why would that hit imagine the Twitter clip
You know the one of you slapping the pizza out of my hand has like 10k on Twitter
What do you want me to say to him, bro, he's literally like 13
Walls, bro
Look who you guys started
I'm not a partner
Oh
Full working
That's okay, bro. Thank you. Let's get away with W. Drew spent very W. Drew
You guys want me to share it?
It's like this or not really?
I'm not like this, some people know I'm lazy, you know what I mean?
You feel sad?
No.
It's good.
Oh, the place versus here.
Oh, shit.
That's not Yachty.
Wait, is Yachty coming?
I don't know.
Yachty's not coming.
Fuck it.
Fuck the Yachty.
I thought it was Yachty too.
Yachty looks like?
Like that light dude.
It's the light dude.
I can see the picture of him like that.
He up on a truck or whatever.
I don't know about that one.
Or another one on the tree stump.
Yeah, that one's good too.
I see that he's gonna have to wait until he turns it off.
Is that him?
That was him on the train stop, yeah.
Oh!
Big second mic.
Oh my god!
Where's it at?
It's in the backpack.
It's on the key.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, hell no.
That is Hydra.
Wait, do it, do it, do it, do it.
Dominated!
Nice to see you.
I don't know.
It's a fucking, it's a soundboard one, I have to say.
Keep you...
One of the pod...
Do you want me to take the backpack off?
No.
fuck an idiot
you want me to fire you mid-twitch gun?
somebody smells like
SHIT
we watch your streams
and they can take it
guys first carry him
gotcha
first is
first is
I think they're too proud for no first
I think they're too proud for no first
what the fuck is wrong with that guy
What's wrong with that guy?
Wait a minute, I'm on an asshole show.
Cool.
What's going on?
I got shit in it.
What is that?
What's the vlog?
Everybody's like, what's good, y'all?
I didn't see it.
Oh, fuck no.
Your legs, man.
Oh, fuck.
Take me in.
Let's go.
I'm watching.
I've got to be out of here.
Yo, what's up, y'all?
I'm in the middle of the night.
I'm in the middle of the night.
I'm in the middle of the night.
I'm in the middle of the night.
Yo, is it better?
Is it better out there?
I'm on a hot spot.
I'm on a hot spot.
I'm on a hot spot.
So get your thing out of here.
That's what I'm gonna be.
Get your thing out of here.
Get some phone out of here.
I'm just gonna just run back.
Take a look.
All right.
All right.
There, there, there, there.
Let's go.
I'm like, I'm out.
He's not...
Yeah, I'm sorry this is bad.
Okay, then.
Okay, then, Daddy.
It's good.
It's fun.
Okay, thank you.
You're welcome.
That's the super awesome thing.
That's the super awesome thing.
Oh my god, yeah.
It's good, man.
Oh my god
Oh my god, yeah, he was having I didn't have problems
I'm too low.
Yeah, what's the problem?
Huh?
I'm just gonna let you stand out.
Where's one right now?
Oh!
Quick, quick, quick.
I'm gonna say.
You're about my guy.
You got to burn it.
Like, like sometimes.
It was good how you did it.
Sorry for that clue.
That's what a guy has to say to hold on.
Yeah, that's good, that's good.
Oh my God.
You're still a deaf guy.
You go to the corner left.
I think it's in the corner.
Forward to the left there.
But we can't stream there, but there's a really cool spot over there.
It depends on the spot.
Bro, come on.
Can't stream?
I can't stream if I don't want to.
Tessa, I can make it a Wi-Fi or anything.
You can use it.
I don't know why, bro.
Shit, man.
Bro, like...
The shit of everybody.
Oh, Fonteys.
I can't think of anything.
Bro, I want the clothes on.
Make it a Wi-Fi, bro.
Crazy, bro.
There's no internet.
There's no internet.
My house is like...
Rob's...
It depends on the spot, yeah.
I mean, it's probably good news
that I'm not in the fucking hall.
It's a really hard connection.
I need that R2P process.
We each aren't mine for long.
I don't know if it's any better.
Dude, we're good now.
Yeah.
AT&T, my possible.
Why is there an upper section?
Oh yeah
You see Cinderella
It's good now, it's white. Yeah
Ah
Yo, you hear the batch pickup really use your drawl on that's
Ira back next you have honor to give it up
Now I'm a dead guy guy mama
It's good. Let's go
Number number
I got
Yeah
everyone's snitch everyone snitch I mean stream tonight all the streamers here
I'm gonna go pull up on every single streamer that's mine alright everyone go through the page of Twitch
tell me who's here I'm streaming you'll need 10s let's see you on table where's 2T
Yeah, is she here?
Where is she?
Where, where, where?
Okay, y'all spending days, but where bro?
I need the first floor, bottom floor
That's the same shit, you know, like
Should I go to the meeting room?
I need to wrap around that
You can do the wrap around
That's still long bro
Well, we gotta wrap around, there's stuff over there
Left
Right
Yeah
Nah, yeah, thank you, thank you, sir
Yeah, I'm very fucking healthy
Right there on the main stage
Great main stage.
Ah, there we go.
Recreate your first meetup with X-U-T.
Hurry up.
Linda next to you?
Sonya.
Linda.
Ah, purple bag.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, look at that.
I'm weird.
Stop, bro.
Stop, bro.
Stop, bro.
I said Linda.
She did not look like Linda.
You're so crazy.
No!
No, relax!
Why is that so fucking small and so fucking hard, bro?
You hit the drool treatment.
Yo, let me know if you hear one time behind the camera,
bro.
So I fucking toast like this in a fucking parking.
Fuck are we going, bro?
MFAs?
Why would we make shit pop in here?
Let's make shit pop in.
Hey.
They think you're a peon compared to me.
I would have peed on shit
and I learned one fucking vocab and y'all run with it
if you gifted it, you'd go back
so where is QT?
where is Kaide?
where is Tens?
I'm trying to meet everybody
I'm trying to link up wherever you are
ain't it stated?
what does that mean?
hold on, let me ask security
do y'all know where the main thing is?
I am nowhere near anything
Anything, huh?
Uh, downstairs.
Uh, this is on the other side of the tunnel, and you just go straight to that alley,
and you can pick up the speech theater.
Say hello to the public.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
You want to fuck it up at the table?
You know what it's called, right?
At my signal?
I know.
I'm like, I'm gonna be honest with you on that information, but hey, they don't
know.
So.
The speech theater.
Yeah.
You good?
I'm there to...
K-Toner!
Oh, Silly! Silly!
That was something weird, man. That was something weird.
I just think I'm...
That was something weird, man.
I think we're in your bedroom.
My last slide!
No, you're not.
That was something weird. Can I get a piece of it?
Yeah, I know how long it is.
We still weird. I'm so sorry.
This is great.
Why are you so mean?
I don't have your deal.
Oh, are you serious?
I'm just fixing it up.
What are you doing, sorry?
What are you doing?
I'm just slacking.
You're not going to be.
I want to double up.
Also, also, don't do nice when I do.
Even though you just did that little make-up video.
If you're chatting, I'll have to do all of that.
And they know I'm a sweetheart.
They're not going to notice me.
You're not going to notice me?
You're not going to notice me?
You're not going to notice me?
You're not going to notice me?
You know, you're beautiful, awesome, oh my god.
I feel like police is super funny.
No, no, no. I appreciate the audience.
But where's the table at?
I don't know.
I don't know. I know.
Is it going up there?
No, no.
Oh, you're chasing.
She can talk.
Oh, that's me.
You get violence?
No, I get on the show.
I'm literally inviting you to go right back to the shop!
I'm literally inviting you to go!
Were you inviting me?
It's over!
I've never been on an episode.
No, I'm going right back.
Also, you won't have the humanities rules!
Yeah!
Really, bro?
What's wrong with me as a cameraman?
You know what's wrong with you.
That is a good one!
Party's on the menu.
You want them to go inside your car.
Oh, I'm the best cameraman.
Oh wait, are you talking to me?
Dude, are these people eating?
I thought I wanted to talk to my friend
He's probably more than you are
He's always been there, everyone
I know, I'm so stupid
Are you going to be on these three lines?
Yeah
Are you signed up?
You know that many people you have signed up?
Oh, it's all out
Oh shit!
No, you have to sign already.
I signed up.
No, we're gonna wait in line.
So you have to stand behind, or like, you do the jumping thing.
You get underneath.
Like a little horn.
I'm a real elephant.
I'm a real elephant.
I don't see the elephant wearing it.
It's okay guys.
I'm gonna go over every one I gave you in peace with you.
I'm over one.
I'm over one.
Do you think she's wearing us?
Yes, yes she's wearing us.
Okay, yes she's wearing us.
We got you Jack.
My Jack, dude, you're Jack on the leg is so free.
We are, we are.
they are all 6 foot tall, athletic build
yeah they were bugging you
do you want to...
it's like a mini game for you
for you?
give me your view of something
what does that mean?
wait what?
I got to re-create.
What is it? XCCP?
Is he doing one this year? I gotta recreate.
He's doing good, he's doing good.
Ah yeah.
He's nice, huh?
Thanks.
Thanks.
One more. One more.
Thanks.
One more. One more.
Thanks, guys.
One more. One more. One more.
I got it, I gotta go to that meet and greet.
I gotta go.
Archie, look at for you.
I'm at the meet and greet.
No, we're not the artists.
It's the artist Cali.
Wait, is this not the meet and greet?
Nah.
Meet and greet is downstairs.
Aren't you looking for him? I'm lost bro
Why does Tony not say hi?
You got me enough little back
Fuck up with that L ego shit. No yo, yo dead. I was about to make me fucking move my
Great
I need some good lighting.
I'm a photographer, I usually need to set the net,
so I'm just doing the stuff.
I'll put you there for a while.
What's most of the stuff you like to do?
Yeah.
What is it?
Oh, out there.
Out there.
Out there?
Out there?
Yeah.
I like it.
I like it.
You like it?
You like it?
Do you like it?
Do you like it?
I mean, how fast do you like it?
Well, I did it on my phone.
I did it on my phone.
I did it on my phone.
Oh, God.
Not me, I'm not me.
What's up, Rocky?
I'm with...
Oh, you're just at center?
Well, keep going straight.
Out the door, I'm just standing right now.
I'm here, I'm here.
I'm outside, I'm outside.
I'm gonna bust you down there.
I got you there.
Appreciate it.
No, no, you said you wanted to come here at 9am.
Once I do that, why didn't I get a hit by you?
Because you got your own to see.
I don't want to bother you.
You're a son of a bitch, though.
I hate it.
It's not good.
You're a party to me, you're a party to me.
I hate it.
Who are you?
Bring your own baby home.
Gaze in the wind!
Ah!
Oh!
So you got a place, girl?
You weren't ready for their bullshit.
Ah.
I didn't know that.
oh what do you mean?
what do you mean by fire?
yo!
yeah give us your back
come here
ohhhh
I can't believe you bro
can I take a picture with you bro?
I've been trying to do the fist bump
how are you doing?
Netherlands
I just think I'm dying.
Let's see what we look like.
I love Tuesday.
Let me just read what guides he and Strix are.
Is the kid in you?
The kid in guide. We're going to go play for five years.
Oh, that's a good one.
Oh, yeah.
It's a nice little week.
Oh, it's awesome.
Good to see you.
Oh, yeah.
No.
No.
No, I need to get a backpack.
Brandon!
Get out.
So, where's the porno inside here?
I don't know, man.
It's up here somewhere.
Porno lounge?
Yeah.
Can we go get a backpack, too?
I'm trying to...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's nothing.
I'm good.
That's me.
Jason, let me go this way.
I'm trying to pull him off.
No, I'm going this way, bro.
I need the backpacks.
Yeah, yeah, no, you got that, Jason.
I'm good, I'm good.
Security, you got to press him sometimes.
Yeah, let's be quick.
Come on, come on.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Hey, he ruined it! He ruined it for y'all!
They don't fuck you like that, you know?
All my life, I'm not taking no more fucking pictures, like, fuck y'all!
Fuck that!
Fuck that fucking...
Fuck!
Yo, what's up? Be my security, guys!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta press them a little bit.
Yo, come on.
We got no pictures.
Yeah.
I don't want to be the guy to pay that.
We're good, we're good.
I want to be like no pictures bro that up.
No, I need to do some pictures.
Yeah, keep looking around, make sure that, come on bones, make sure my shit, like everything's
It's a turkey!
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Let's do it quick, quick, quick.
Do it quick.
She's somewhere.
Streamers, they're not loud in there and over there.
He's over there.
Yo Vinnie, we have to match it under where I just want to tell you.
Yeah?
Yeah, look.
Why wouldn't you do that to yourself?
Why wouldn't you do that to yourself?
Oh my, you get put in a tick tock, bruh.
No?
No?
No?
What? Why would you do that to yourself?
Oh my, you get put in TikTok, man.
No?
No?
Ben, he's one of my favorite streamers. I look up to him.
What can I do to get him on Ben?
And I think you know who I'm talking about.
I'm talking about Aiden Ross, yeah.
Oh, this is it!
What can we do to make that happen?
You said what?
I think Aiden wants to come back.
Shut the fuck up! Shut up!
I'll have a moment for once I can make this happen.
He's really working, he's really working on reformation, not even working, he is reformed, he's working every single day to better his community, he already talked about it.
I think, you know, a chance maybe in the very-
Hi, Jack!
Oh my god, man.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just shooting the whole fucking day with tires.
So I'm just chillin'
I got a new wife
I'm sure
I got to get you a ring
I should have got this
I'm not gonna lie, I feel like a backpacker by the way
Audio's gonna be ass
and I don't want to deal with that
We got three revolving hotspots
a song's calling me
Yo, what's good? I'm at the partner lounge
Yo
Okay, but then I'll need your like screaming key right? Do you know where you're at so I can just pull up on you?
Okay backstage at the main hall
Can we can I like put it on put my camera on the bottom of the stage or something like in the crowd audience or something?
Okay, I'm gonna pull up. I'm gonna pull up and see you. I'm just pull up on you. Okay
partner lounge okay yeah I'm I just left the partner lounge now I'm like
next to the information H partner I just went upstairs now I'm like outside of
the artist right outside the artist all right thank you oh no you don't want to
do it I'm lost you got them right here if this is the bait you're gonna get
I'm gonna pull up to the bar, but I don't know if I'll do it, but I just wanna say how I thought.
Cause I can't even like, I can't even like stream it.
Oh for real?
Yeah, you know, I don't have to like stream the TV.
That's like, which is kinda bad.
I mean, I got a mic. You can use the mic if you want to do that, but...
It's not really a debate. It's a fake debate. Politics is silly.
It's silly. How you doing?
Oh
Right now, he's waiting he's coming here. Oh
Now I'll make it sure they go I gotta make sure it's safe for the stream he said he's coming up here to us
Good, the tent is right there.
Oh shit, my Twitch friend phoned me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I won't be able to stream it, right?
Gotcha.
Okay, thank you.
You want a mic up?
Should we mic up here?
I got the hub.
Yup, that's like the information area, like right outside.
We did it, bro.
What y'all saying?
Why didn't I get kicked?
How did, I literally just seen him.
bro he's just he is literally probably still getting the backpacker stuff
he died he just laughed at you
too much for my mic
the mic though my god fucking chains around my neck
saying no mics our words turn it down
can you turn it out it's too loud
gonna pick me up he's got a text
I'm gonna do that you fucking kicked out y'all y'all keep playing me
yeah that was good that was awesome
Oh boy, Austin, nice to meet you guys.
I like your hair, bro.
I pretty much like your hair.
Yeah.
You did, bro.
Yeah, I know.
It's a whole lot of fun, so.
You're a lovebud?
Yeah.
You're a love wigger.
Yeah.
Up there, I'm talking about.
Yeah.
Hey.
Yeah, I was wondering if I just wanted to say hello.
Hello, bro.
Nice to meet you, dawg.
Yeah, you as well, dawg.
Take care.
Nice to meet you.
Good.
How are you doing?
Of course.
Is your shirt on now?
Yeah.
Oh, that's shit.
No, Mike, are you turned off?
I got it now.
Let me change it right now.
Oh, well, it keeps coming.
Uh, I thought I'm too loud.
That mask is low on the volume, maybe.
I'll scream right into this fucking microphone.
I'm talking again, so I'm gonna get picked up.
I'm gonna say a picture of where I'm at.
Once you're in the picture,
weak ass scream.
Max has 20 minutes left on his timer.
Max will just scream better than you.
Yo, boss.
Oh, nah.
Nah, nah, nah.
I'm not gonna do it by today.
Yo, y'all gonna love that shit.
I'm not gonna really get mad.
I don't want to give me it give me mad in public brother. It's not a fucking honestly. I'm just thirsty
I just want to be my homies
No, babe, we do it. I'm waiting to get all of your son in there
You're gonna move sposalino it's effing right here, right?
All right, it's back
Fuck it, F, right in the middle of the shit.
Yeah, we can sit.
We can sit.
Ah, man.
Ah!
Come on, man.
Let's flick up.
Ah, of course, man.
Hello.
Hold on.
That one's finished.
Yeah, got you, man.
I'm just telling him about that.
Yeah, I'm just having a great time.
My legs got tired.
All right, man.
Take care.
Oh
Let's go yeah, real quick
Hey, oh, yeah one you want me to once have the other mic or no
Thank you. Thank you
I got a how far is the debate thing is it like a big like movie theater stage
I miss the axis
Okay, let's see what's in here, she'll tell us, she'll tell us.
Last year a Pion, this year still a Pion, okay.
Nepo baby.
What's wrong?
I was not here, did you get kicked out?
Oh that was me, I ain't got Katie here.
Oh yeah, she's gonna pull up in a minute.
Did I?
Yeah.
There we go. Oh stairs is crazy
That's even further
Thank you
Yeah, I don't. Even Ron had like a community.
Yeah. Oh really?
Yeah.
Okay, I don't know.
Yeah.
Wait, maybe not.
It's better to say community.
Okay.
But I don't think it matters because you can just show the phone, don't you?
Yeah, I just want to make sure that everything that's on the phone is on the phone.
Thank you.
80 basement.
That's not crazy, I'm...
Smell like...
...forcing the wood.
That water looking very good.
You think I could grab a water real quick or...
I need a bag of cold water.
Oh.
Do you need that?
Yeah, if possible.
Of course.
Thank you.
I need snacks.
Oh.
Yeah?
Oh.
We gotta save them more snacks.
Retire her immediately.
Go.
I guess I'll just run.
I guess I'll just run.
I guess I'll just run.
I guess I'll just run.
Oh, do I have to get dressed?
Oh, I had to get suited up.
What do you say?
I'll just run.
Like, when did I come here today?
Yeah.
like two hours agoish maybe no wait yeah an hour and a half ago they said backpack is a move
oh wrongs is good i don't know i'm either so i'm getting texted i don't even know it's just i'll load it
no he's one is this the back you don't have one yet you don't have one yet
he's on the ground crying saying that he got kicked out
I
Said they're going to give it to him right there
Oh, there's a dead spot
That's my for you
Yeah, it's back now
We got golf carts or as a big-looking dog
Nice going into retriever
I'm actually got kicked out knows no way I like your shoes. Thank you, bro. How you had a breath just walk
I didn't walk like this in a while, y'all.
Usually I walk like this in a minute.
Shit.
Well, we made it.
Oh, no.
Little more, y'all.
Shit.
I hit legs yesterday.
I mean, so my legs a bit sore.
My mouth a bit parched.
Oh, so do I want to pull up there or what?
That's my security, y'all.
Yeah.
How's he been doing chat one-taps a night?
I haven't had the opportunity to show you yet.
That's cap.
But if we get down to the expert point, y'all are going to see me.
I'm really going to control the count.
Mmm.
This is rockin' different, bro.
Oh my god.
Is that line out there?
This guy.
I think he's...
I think he's...
I got the Golden Retriever.
Hello.
Oh ho ho ho.
Can we show now or...
Oh yeah, I'm gonna get you there and you can try to hand me to get it out.
Shit, I don't know where the fuck we at.
Tunnels to be in a tunnel.
Are you over there?
I think so.
Okay, let's go.
I'm in a debate, y'all.
Y'all wish me luck.
I just said GGs.
Wires are had GGs.
Careful of the wires.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
Is he live on Twitch right now?
Is the song live right now?
Oh, not yet.
Where are you at?
Nepo baby
What's going on?
So I want to walk through this with you this is kind of how the show works
It's kind of a one-sheet explain everything
We have some wardrobe options. You can choose or not choose to wear whatever you'd like
We also have hair and makeup and then we're gonna get your mic. Oh hair makeup. Yeah
So money to get my hair done. This is kind of the one-sheet of the show
but basically it's completely non-political. Should I mute?
Not mute. Oh, okay. That's fine.
Hey, I'm Jerry. I'm just going to make some space for the show.
So the tone is fun, chaotic, playful, yes, someone will win, but the points don't matter.
It's very much like if you've seen Newsline, is it anyway with like a political kind of spin as a format.
Throughout the show there are donation milestones that like once we get a, you know, $5,000, $10,000 for chat,
it unlocks a few times.
There are a few things that are going to happen
that are just watch out for you
where like we're going to have you guys
eat your chocolate pudding with your fingers.
Oh nice.
You're going to have to wear a safety vest
and stuff your pockets with spaghetti
so it will be in the vest, not in your outfit.
Oh, sure.
And there will be pies.
So you may or may not get pied in the face
when you're in the pan.
Oh, I can't wait.
The general rules are similar to the talk show
around the horn.
These debaters gonna get 45 seconds to do their points
Basically after that you're gonna get plus or minus points from Hassan who's controlling everything
Oh he's like a host
Yes
He's more like one of the moderators
Oh my goodness
I'm on stage
I'm on stage
You are gonna be one of the main debaters
Man, no problem
No problem, no worries
Man, politics don't matter
Hold on, um
I'll let you hold on to this sheet as you're going through the works you can take a look
at it or do your text it goes through all the other challenges kind of a bit more in
detail but let's get to it.
How you doing?
You look as fresh.
Listen, WNFU, okay?
WNFU right here.
L is for Ludwig.
L, we already got an L in his fucking face.
What happened?
Did he dip on you?
You already got an L in his fucking fucking team.
What happened? Did he dip on you?
He's literally still like stuck in Los Angeles.
Whyyyyyyyy? Come on man. You know I'm here.
What is this bro? You got what's this?
That's G-View, that's Chrome hard, that's the fucking Twitch badge.
I'm gonna put this off so I can look over there.
That's a good fit. What about the pants?
Pets. Jaded London. Oh thank you.
Oh, that's my security right here. That's my security.
Ha ha ha ha.
How about a lot?
one of the main ones they said right now they was talking about in the chat 7.5
stutters or things that over on me
what's that taste like?
what's going on?
yeah yeah yeah
that's what it is
what are you talking about?
yeah, what are you talking about?
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
okay okay okay
how long do you think it'll take?
about two hours
how long do you think it'll take?
wait
hello
two hours?
I don't see it
two hours
oh no
wait up for two hours
two hours that made it
I'm not getting out of this, sir.
Yeah, I'm not getting out of this.
Oh, it's good, man!
What's up, dude?
Have you ever stopped streaming to one?
No, I'm 30 days old.
Are you debating?
Yeah, they said I'm the main one.
Wait, so what?
Have you ever debated your life?
No, I'm not going to...
Brush up. You got 10 minutes.
Yeah, no, don't.
I know my seat.
I'm very lucky you're going to go out against me. I have no idea
He's gonna give you points. I heard it's two hours long. Yeah
You'll be good two hours low-key. I think you're gonna I think you're gonna kill it. Okay. Okay. You know, I can a
I'm going to do this.
I'm going to get some action.
Yeah.
I'm going to get some action right here.
And this action right there might feel a little bit, but you know, when we sign on,
you don't need to wear everything.
You can wear some things.
Oh god.
That is actually, I think someone's actual clothes.
You guys are going to get some.
That would be nice.
Yeah, that's Caroline's clothes.
I mean, you can't wear those.
Those are like a backup officer in that shooting.
I want them red.
Okay, go for it.
Go ahead.
No
Okay, yeah, how do I do a dressing room or not just get changed right here
Would you get dressed my chair was just on this right, you know, I'll just get changed right in there
Two hour debate, I don't know if I'm there for this shit
I don't even know how to tie your tie.
Do you know how to tie a tie?
No.
We could figure it out though.
Or you guys could just bro this long.
Alright.
I'm just gonna wear this.
Cause I'm lowkey not gonna undress.
City chat.
Want undress?
Take it.
That's huge.
now this is the fit this fit it's like a loose fit
come me off guard is there a dressing room or this is the dressing room
hey I'm gonna go get naked where do I what up you have room in your back
I don't know what's going on we don't get right though you know
You know, the boy is getting fitted.
First debate, um, debate of past experiences, high school.
I remember, what was the call?
Everyone does it.
Wantep, help me.
English class.
What was it?
Wantep, help.
It's like one half of the class.
One half of the...
The cratic seminar.
There it is.
Never done a psychotic. All right, y'all I'm gonna get naked
We go Jason, what's up?
Okay, you know this is a little big me roll it up maybe they didn't give me a belt
Nah, this shit a little bit.
Okay.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm looking at L.A. X to my dream in the car again.
And I'm gonna fit in.
I'm looking at my son.
I'm all looking, Chad.
I'm in my head right now.
They say you look like a movie theater employee.
Who wants the popcorn?
Bad lady driver.
Bad lady driver?
Relax.
Go get my makeup and hair done, y'all.
I feel like I'm in a movie, y'all.
An actor.
Who is that?
That's Rockin' Kits.
Hey, my love.
Yo, last year?
I want to say, what were you doing last year?
I don't know.
Oh, taking patients with doctor disrespect.
Wait, hit a pose when you finish.
I got you.
I bet.
You can do this on the hinge.
I bet.
I'm done.
I'm doing it.
Feeling great.
I'm going to wake up real fun.
Hold up.
Wait, one more.
One more.
One more.
There was no flash.
Boom.
Move in.
Not here.
Right here.
All right.
Where shall I go?
Let's get you this way.
Good.
Did you get everything?
Watch out for your after-off.
And then as soon as you're done with that,
we're going to get you mic'd up and be on stage.
Right?
Is there water anywhere?
Yeah, we'll get you that.
Thank you.
I can't see you but I feel the energy.
Wait, come on now.
Wait, hold on.
Let me fix your car.
Now you look perfect.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck you mom, fuck you mom, fuck you mom, fuck you mom.
No, no, no.
The guy's name is Mark.
Fuck you mom, not Thompson.
Yeah, see better.
I'm getting whatever to make me look better.
You gotta go like the make-up.
That ass?
Yeah.
They're my under eyes.
Thank you.
Everybody on the stage lights?
It's like 800.
They're so intense.
Does anyone know how to tie a tie?
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
You know, how to tie your tie.
Dude, I don't.
You know, well, shit.
I'll just...
Where are we trying to get everybody out on stage?
Getting a loopy loop going.
Hey, you look like you know what you're doing.
Yeah, hold on.
It's like out onto the stage right now.
Hold on, there's a freestyle.
How is it?
This is it.
Okay.
Can you hear me well?
That'll do.
Can you do some hair?
Maybe do some hair.
Yeah, do some hair.
Touch me up.
Is there a restroom?
They saying shit no.
They saying 4th of July.
They're saying British Got Talent. They're saying Flight Attendant.
Okay. Flight, oh my God, wait. I did ask to look like a flight attendant.
Shrip Club Host. Ty looks dumb as fuck.
Joker. Show the chains. I can't.
The tie. What? I gotta be suited up.
Max would have worn it better not go yeah, not bad bad that guy you need you know band that guy
What's the alcohol? Oh
Yeah, let me go
No, yeah, it's got a super
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, let me go
20 in a while
Yes
We got sick or the last 20 days that I'm having the last five years. Yeah, no, what happened you retire?
No, I mean look, I'm on a sabbatical. I don't even know what that means ten year every ten years you take a long vacation
All right, I'm gonna give my streams my security y'all treating well. I'm gonna take a piss real quick. Yeah, it was good
Take a seat
And then we here
And I'm saying backstage
I
Look, you know how I ended up here. I just followed the mokey like I'm I'm invited I'll be honest
That shit
Yeah, they'll be one time. Yeah, bro
We can get here. I got here like three hours ago
I'm saying
Put on the clips really bro
Look at the high FB. Are you serious?
Look gay and have to be a fine little editor, man.
Hey.
You know what?
I'm gonna do a backflip.
Are you gonna say something?
I'll focus.
I'll keep looking.
You know, keep going for a date.
They like it.
Bro, you're good.
Bro, she's talking about your date.
What can I eat?
Oh, I want to breakfast.
I want to get breakfast with some friends.
You know what I'm saying?
pancakes, great pancakes, filled me up, hung out with Zoyle, met RJ, come on down, talk
about the shirt, oh yeah dude I gotta show you all the shirts so basically this is me
Me and Dr. Disrespect, but I'm 14.
Back here is me with Chris Tyson.
And that's it man, that's it.
Hey, Jason, okay, we're the moment.
Can I wear that one?
That's kinda cool.
Yeah, you want it?
Yeah, it's kinda cool.
You guys are going crazy.
Yeah, I'm good.
Well, this shit about to last two hours.
Right, you're right?
Yeah, my bad.
Austin, you look great.
Thank you.
Hell yeah
You next one time you need it really bro
What y'all do today, what y'all eat today check Jason taking a long
Like makeup
Basically right now in San Diego we're at 72 degrees
15
No perspiration except in the morning a little bit. I'm saying it's really not that bad
Well, I know I keep on you. I know he I I know you want some of these
Some snacks you
Yeah, yeah
See sorry this one in one of such walking
Well, I'm not a fanboy bro with a book
I'll give you 50 subs
We gifted first
Wait, you didn't think we could get some of that food?
Yeah?
Well, alright, you go first
Wait, can we get some of those snacks or not?
Oh, for I could get a banana?
Oh, thank you so much
You're so kind, thank you
You've been so focused
Yeah, I kinda have to go to the restaurant too
Oh, so y'all see?
Yeah, yeah
I'll try to take this thing and go to stage with the chat do like a little clip
no chat wait what's the idea during when it's live in the debate should I just like warm up to
this day will be like a little bit of a joke
oh yeah be that shit
oh yeah
yeah yeah yeah
free slam
have you ever been slammed before? no
have you ever been in a fight? did you win? I don't know
Are you remember?
I was like I thought
Are you more like a fighter or like a lover?
Lover
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You had a girl?
Ahh, it's complicated right now
Type shit
Type shit
Yeah, type shit
That's looking hot
I just don't have a girl
Oh no
What's your type?
Ahhhh
No
What the fuck?
No, I'm gonna
What's your type?
I don't have one
You like them all?
Oh, I got this girl's number.
Nice!
Oh shit, how do you do it?
Faster.
Walk them like this.
You're not a good project.
You was at school?
Yeah.
Oh, thank you.
Where's Jason? Let me look.
Hey, we gotta find Jason.
There's no way it should be in Russia for that long.
It's taking a long time.
Uh, hold on.
Okay.
Wait, excuse me.
Do you know where the restaurant's at?
Close to this one?
Yeah, the closest one?
Uh, there's one in the back of this hall.
Yes.
Jason?
I think so.
Yeah.
He's doing, uh, a lot of show signs.
You guys want to, like, post-channel?
Yeah, I think we got to do that.
Oh, no, wait, sorry, sorry.
I just got a text.
He'll be here real quick.
I'm going to walk this way.
See what you got to know.
He's going to stop us.
Damn, we can't even fucking see me.
You looking good, the red for Faze, you know, you got the tie on, America?
She was like, yeah, she's crazy.
Yo, check out this one.
Sorry I had to leave you on your one-touch.
You were gonna hit that line and make it more great?
Uh-oh.
Maybe you're gonna hit the line and make America great one-time?
It's on my heart, man.
Yeah.
Do I look like Mr. Dean Trude?
Yeah, kind of like the hair and everything.
Oh, at least I don't do that.
The, uh, you're lucky you've had a good one, even though.
So, any of our molly?
Is it lit?
Gotcha.
Gotcha. Thank you.
Okay, mom.
Yeah, okay.
It's clear. It's loud.
It's good.
Alright.
I'll give you off.
That is a farmer.
This chair.
Bro, you're spamming me.
Crazy.
You're the truck.
So it needs some time to do your hair.
That's cool.
Do I do what now?
Do you hear people talking?
Yeah, I hear.
I'll start.
Oh, yes.
Yeah, I'm good.
Yeah, if you can hear them.
I'm good to go.
Oh, I'm about to hop on stage now.
Yeah, you're about to get framed.
I have no idea what's going on, by the way.
Bro, don't worry.
Listen to my instructions.
I'm going to tell you, like...
I got some shit in my ear.
You got five or six rounds I forget.
And it's going to be like, you're just
going to be basically freestyling to make
this shit up, trying to defend the position that you
identify as like, you know, even if it's
indefensible, you're supposed to defend it.
That's the whole point.
What is this going to do?
Also, you're like a foil in the situation anyway.
So what is that supposed to do?
My expectations for you.
So all my pull-up bears what you're saying.
for me in terms of like how well you're gonna debate a position is low the
expectation of the crowd is low as well in college there's a push and pull you
know there's a push and pull there's gonna be some serious there's gonna be
some serious debaters on there just kidding there's no one to give me serious
okay now I mean look I played I did a lot of Socratic seminars back in
back in high school so I think I'm gonna be good
there it is that's I believe you yeah my pants falling you have an extra
No for me like
They said he could he has a someone can lead him to like a good camera
As a conservative, Trump or Bob would be happy to be participating in this.
Oh, I feel like...
Any Trump or Bob would be more viral.
Bob.
Yeah, Bob.
That isn't going to go well.
Yeah, nah.
This is interesting.
A lot of people in the crowd.
Nice, Bob.
You're the one who's gonna get in the mic.
I'm ready to debate.
So who's the guy?
It's up to yourself.
I'm really good at politics.
Oh, shit.
You wanna fight him?
Your voice is...
You don't want me to come down over there.
You always follow the other debaters.
You can't come over here.
Go back, stay.
I'm gonna...
Nice to meet you.
Oh, all right.
My pants.
Yeah, no, I'm good.
I'm gonna just put it in my pocket.
I'm sick of you, Bob.
It's going to be two hours, so we're going to find a good spot.
Do I need one of them, too?
Shit!
Uh, yeah.
We're going to get a fit.
Okay, yeah.
Can you get us a good angle?
Okay.
Oh, it's a sticker?
Wait, what if it's a sticker?
Oh, there's your lucky item in the box.
Thank you.
Do you want us to leave this one for you?
you can put your phone in the door
or if you want to keep it in the safe
where it is
I think it's safe
that it works in the right way
wait champ, I'm not here Jason
corner right there, thank you
Jason, go front row
fuck this, go front row
that's my line
right here
all of it, that's the right way
now we've got a D, what's that?
oh, don't take the sound man
we're just on the future
I'm waiting to fuck on the crazy
What the?
I'm just gonna turn my right arm.
I'm gonna keep the right arm to the left.
I'll make it big.
Okay, we're under on the several stutters.
Okay.
Wait.
Why they got me?
It's the internet.
Yeah, it's the internet.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, look at that.
I don't want to hear it.
Yeah, hear me talk!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Welcome to Twixcon.
Send me a message.
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That's right, Austin.
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That's right, everybody knows which step two is.
Oh, yeah.
Ah, so we're getting pockets.
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Will, do you think the mind is going to distract her?
Well, minds are famously psyched, so we might have to
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That's right.
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Get a little help.
Oh, that's right.
That's right. That's amazing. So well, let's tell the people what they're gonna say.
Sure about that. Alright? The show is divided up into a series of six to eight hours for each with a different topic and different set rules.
For example, the debate might be split into teams or given restrictions on what they can or can't say.
Tonight is over, Chad. But obviously, if someone has to win on a whole thing, it's really fucking stupid.
That's what the sign is here. He'll be awarding points based on the paid performance in each round.
He can add points, track points, mute microphones, add time to a speaker. He can pretty much do whatever he wants.
And chat. You will also get to vote for additional points in each round.
The debate with the most points at the end will be crowned.
The winner is right Austin.
Extremely excited when I'll let you hear his comments.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, I think Austin's mic is gone. Please, all rise if you're able,
not for the national anthem. It's time to meet our moderator, our judge, the ultimate
speaker. Austin's still trying on that mic. His word is law, and whoever's decision could
We have massive ramifications for the reputation and mental stability of our participants.
The man who put the Hassanabi and Hassanabi's demand orders, give it up for Hassanabi!
We are all looking at him, Oscar. He looks good.
Oscar looks like he's going through his head.
You know, he's probably very, very rich.
I don't know, look at that.
That coly grid.
Anyway, let's go live to Hassanabi!
Welcome, Twitch God, San Diego!
I'm Scott Byter, also known as Hassanabi, and I wanted to give you all a very special welcome to the debate boards!
I have never read Q-Cards before until this very moment, but you're going to see that tonight.
It's going to happen a lot for those of you watching at home, but I wanted to also give a very special thank you
to our fantastic hosts who are gonna be carrying the show
Will That End?
No, not yet!
Forgot about it, Jack!
Today, we are gonna find out more panelist thing
about some truly weird stuff.
We're not gonna be talking about politics, I know.
Many of you, even though we very clearly marked in the event
as a non-polite satire debate show,
probably still think we're gonna be talking about this word, we're not.
And, on top of that, we're also going to be doing something I'm staying here as I'm not familiar with.
It's a sports-style show called Around the Horn.
It'll be each week points as the moderator, the judge, the jury, and the executioner.
Please, y'all can hear us through this?
For whoever I feel like it.
I mean, originally it was going to be Ludwig here, and he could have made it unfortunately.
He's dead to me officially.
I was going to be a beautiful bunch, but this time, it's actually going to be W. M. N. P. J.
in the way that I'll be muting instead.
But without further ado, Austin, you will.
Should we bring our debate boards out or what?
Look, I'm sorry, the crowd is almost ready.
However, I need to remind you, Chad,
remember to keep donating throughout the night
so we get to hit all of our milestones.
It's for the kids.
Come on, come on, it's extra few dollars, right?
A lot of these milestones could happen at any time,
even in the middle of the debate.
But right now, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your debate lords.
That's right here.
Here comes Cedar on the stage.
Welcome back to our platform, Master Hall.
It's really truly incredible to be with you.
I'm being asked to read this.
Cedar is reading on behalf of the big corn lobby tonight.
And I'm very excited to meet you.
That's incredible.
What's up?
What's up, back to you?
Ladies and gentlemen, it's on television.
We have fun here.
This is some really good stuff, dude.
Listen, this is no-
That was incredible. All I need to do is start eating
to make this a normal ozaki brownie.
You can take your phones.
I gotta get them in place in a little bit.
Don't worry. And welcome all of you. Let's go down the road starting with Cedar, everybody I want you to.
Let everyone in the room know who you are and how do you think you're going to perform today?
Cedar starting with you.
My name is Stephen, I'm from Southern Kentucky.
Well, I represent Big Claw, and I think that that industry is suffering, and I, in a room full of sandals like your son.
I think my policies are going up, and I'm looking how it's swizzing, it's going to leave.
Let's go throw it over the corner.
You're so much more than you're here, you got more than champon, which I think is here.
Alright contestants, let's keep it simple, please.
Okay, Jason the Queen.
Hello? I got zero cheers from the crowd man. I'm happy to be here. I feel like I'm the underclass. I always have been.
I appreciate y'all for coming out. I feel like I'm technical onto this bold head right here.
Is that the word you wanted to actually use?
Yes.
I think he just learned that word in a series.
No.
No.
He's testing it.
He's hilarious.
Okay. Nick Paul.
Yeah.
My name is Nick.
I'm just happy to be by yourself.
You fantastic.
Speaking of who they fantastic,
maybe no money, also, maybe no money.
I don't really want to fully hear about lazy gentlemen.
I'm so happy to be here and tell you about what I need to do for this country
and this fucking planet.
Lazy gentlemen, I love you and we love each other.
I'm really starting to cry.
And how's everybody feeling? Are you all ready?
People here with actually any formal debate experience.
That's a point for feminism, starting early.
Okay, so no one else has any experience.
I knew it was a wrap.
I knew it was my girlfriend but it didn't work out so.
I knew it was a wrap.
I didn't see it.
I'm going to make sure that you have a big pile of heart.
Then let's get ready to run!
We keep throwing those cards away like that.
They told me to do that.
I don't think you should throw them away.
Anyway, regardless.
Alright, round one.
Let's get debating.
For the first round, we are going to keep it simple.
We're going to get the juices flowing.
Many of you are unfamiliar and initiated,
but we're going to work through that.
This is going to be a general open debate.
like for all of you to see on television with presidents,
hopefully with less chatty than me.
Let's start with a question for every single person.
You are going to have 40,
JC, you've got to pay attention right now.
This is the most important part.
I know it doesn't have to be a problem.
Focus.
You're not talking to the channel, you're trying to find yourself.
That's not true.
We're going to start with a question for everyone.
You are going to have 45 seconds or so to answer.
And then we're going to develop it.
You can take hot shots and put another insult in the middle, but if you do too much wrong
stuff, I might eat you, or if you take away some of your points.
We'll have a chance to respond to what someone else said, or if we feel like we've exhausted
the topic, we're going to move on to something else.
So let's get started with the first question.
First question is for you.
See ya.
Yes, I would have to say, particularly, I do agree.
Okay, that's good.
I'll take your hand.
I haven't even asked a question yet.
All right. Siri, what is the better cracker? And why is it grits or saltine?
I'm sorry. Could you say that one more time, look at the curve?
I said, what is the better cracker?
Good. Can I hear you from the sentence?
A cracker? You know.
Yeah.
Like a guy from Ohio.
I've had fucking experience with crackers.
OK, but which one is better?
Richard Saltine.
Well, primarily Saltine.
Now, I ran her mom, and she was a woman of the people, of course.
You know, but uh...
You're saying you ran her mom's home.
OK.
I'll answer your question, salt time. I've been a salt time man and I believe that the
foundation is an American man of salt time. You got awarded zero points on that. Caroline,
one point for you for the grandmother job. The second question is for you Caroline. And
Remember contestants, you can actually, you know,
debate an appointment she makes if you want to.
This is an open debate.
All right, and I disagree, let's say no.
Okay, we have a, we have a couple questions here.
All right.
Caroline, which video game character would you choose
as your running name and why?
You know, any character that is a woman,
Because I think it's time that we have women.
She's feminist farming.
Has he just learned about stage 7?
No, that's not true at all.
No, I think he don't know what he thinks of a kitchen sometimes.
I've never hung out with a kitchen. I don't know what you're talking about.
Your best friend was her friend.
Is he even allowed to be here? He's like 12 years old.
Caroline, you have two years.
I don't know if it's a film, and honestly, any woman in the game...
I wish I could hear it from you.
I can't hear it from women.
What?
Okay, that was pretty good, Caroline.
What's for you?
What?
That point?
I'm sorry.
Okay, this is how you're not with your girlfriend anymore.
Okay, this is how you're not with your girlfriend anymore.
Okay, we can't hear you now.
All right, my producer, Tom, is going to hear us sing.
That's such a bad question.
You're going to get the same exact one.
Which video game character would you choose if you're running mate and why you have 40 seconds?
About running mate?
To be the president.
The president is the leader of the country.
I know what that is.
If I want to statistically calculate this in my head, statistically speaking, I'd probably be big.
Yeah, very good.
Elaborate.
Look at that one.
Elaborate.
I mean, look, at the end of the day, it's night, and whenever the climax reaches its peak,
Aaron was a great leader, so was he, the best.
Okay, you're right on time, Jason. That was horrible.
Other Jason, they followed. Yep, that's what I'm not causing them.
Hopefully, all right, that's all.
I don't know where she comes from.
I don't know where she comes from, too.
I don't care.
I'm not sure you're even going to say something like that.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm going to say beautiful.
I'm going to start a scenario.
I'm going to lie.
I wish we had a character to choose.
You're running me, then why?
Am I trying to win?
Yes.
Okay, well, let me take a side.
money, baby, like, do you think it's as good as the president? Wait, president, I think
they're going to run it. Like, your running fee is not your money for president. Oh,
it's Aaron Yates. What Jason said. So we're stealing the masses. Yep, I don't care.
They're going to run it? Fuck no. No. Baby, no money, please save this one.
I mean, I think in, without question, I probably go with Kirby, because you know, sometimes you just want to eat, sometimes you want to suck down your opponent.
You always think that matters, and it shapes you to what matters politically at that moment.
You want to make the right decision, you've got to think and be the right person.
Okay, since Jason and other Jason are having a hard time when I ask you guys this upcoming question,
Jason first, Jason Green, what would you make the national snack of the United States and why?
Probably would be if I were to logically think about this.
Stop filibustering, kids, come on, pick it up.
We're fine filibustering.
We're not doing that. Continue.
The national food would probably be, uh, fud that big.
Okay, the racism is not gonna like that one.
But that's cool. Alright, why?
Um, will you slurp a little, uh, what do you think?
Alright guys, ta-da!
Point!
Thank you!
Okay, Nick Polo, what would you make the national snack in the United States and why?
Wait, do we have it currently?
Do we have it currently?
No, I don't know.
Okay, national snack in the United States?
Apple.
Because I think we need help here.
You're here, platform. Okay!
You know what, point! Fuck it!
And if he helped you, you're a dapper today. You look sexy as fuck.
Thank you, thanks.
Point for that!
Okay, I'm just giving you guys an understanding like this is how I'm auditioning at the points. It is not all that serious.
Anyway, okay, next question is for Seer.
To the greats that say Fortnite is dead, how would you reinvent and revitalize the game?
Yeah, I was actually excited to answer this question about Fortnite.
I played a lot of Fortnite and it ain't that bad.
We see.
That game that matches that.
Sierra, I'm going to stop you there because we have officially reached our first model stone.
That's right.
The missions are fine.
We can keep going, Sierra.
Yeah, I thought my fortnight is very, yeah, so I think it's important to discuss how fortnight has affected the corn industry.
Now, the corn is a big part of my life growing up and it's a big part of the foundation of, uh, now...
How will you revitalize fortnight with corn?
And by chord, do you mean like, do you take talkers' music, or are you talking about the food?
I'm talking about the food, not the food, those corals.
Now, I say what we do is we put that in a drink, and we brand maybe a sports beverage.
Kind of like that prime drink, and we put the Fortnite characters on it.
And now we're doing the dance, what's the dance called?
The Fortnite G-Dragon?
See it as a mind-master scheme.
So we're going to jump in there and, uh,
it'll accept all the youngins out there,
which are the corn, the Fortnite,
hand-in-hand, all coming together,
so could you agree with that, huh?
Okay, points! Congratulations here.
Thank you.
Let's get back to Jason the Weed.
Jason!
Get the fuck away from me, man.
Jason do not disturb the mind. Jason what place or landmark real or fiction would you make protected federal land like a national park?
Uh, repeat this question. I didn't hear, I didn't hear. What place or landmark real or fictional would you make protected federal land?
I mean, if you were to sophisticatedly think about the situation about where America has
landed, I'd probably go with...
He's not a fan of this.
Jason, I did not hear what your answer was. I was just trying to save you by saying
to mine, you're free to leave if you'd like to. If you want to stay, you can.
You're making me uncomfortable.
Jason answer the question!
You're right!
Jason!
I'm a minor!
Now that you're a minor, Jason answer the question!
Like I said before, I'd probably go in the city of Arlington.
You would make the city of Arlington a protected federal land.
I'd probably go in again.
I'd probably go with largely, I'd have to go with, um, not rush mode.
In fact, you have that same question.
To the critics that say Fortnite is dead, how would you reinvent and revitalize the game, give me no money?
You have the floor. Unfortunately, I can't have any previous here. It's all about the floor.
I see you over there, my brother Knight.
Look at you from that latch you open on top.
I'm over here.
I'm literally in a pot.
I don't know where you are.
But you're close to form.
Alex, your accent is cheating.
I don't know what's happening.
It doesn't matter.
You're cheating!
You got corn syrup and they made syrup.
But corn makes no money to make syrup.
When you met corn, you met demons.
When you have demons, you have corn there.
And what matters more than corn there?
Corn and gamers?
Nothing.
Ladies and gentlemen, I will solve all the answers to every single one of your problems
and you just drink canola oil and play Golanite.
Okay, so now that's a press here, I will do it.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're sure that it will be the end of round one according to my producer Tom in my ear.
Let's look at the car tunnels after the first round.
Okay, the standings are as follows.
Caroline Wall is in first place tied with Seeker, somehow.
And he can enter the last person.
I'm going to shoot because I want him in the lead, and I'm going to get him in the finish, so...
Shut up!
Well, even though I'm going to be a pre-com, pace-recorded Fortnite, which was Seer's point,
so I had to get back to Seer, and then P, Wall, and, I guess, technically second place,
I'm on two points.
Also, Todd with Jason and Wee in second place.
Probably not many games, also known as We Be No Money.
Are Canadian because the company is sitting in first place with one point.
This is a game that anyone can play, ladies and gentlemen.
Now before we get to our next round, we'll let you check in with Austin and Will.
I'm definitely going to play.
Thank you, son. Well, there is so much to break down from that first round.
But Chad, we want to hear from you first.
ignore that piece of shit I saw whenever you had to do that first round.
In your own opinion, who won that round? Vote now by typing 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 in the chat to vote for your fate.
So if you think C1, type 1, Caroline, type 2, Jason, type 3, NMP4, and maybe no money, 5.
When I was right opposite to the Yale, I was fascinated.
We are starting to see some very definitive debate tactics emerging here in this first round.
See who you are being, I don't think he really cares if he's trying to really push that line.
Can't I quite let Brigitte then, you do this, and her estrogen's the absolute maximum.
Getting the women on board, Jason the Queen, a sophistic alley, think about it, stall,
feel lost, her technique, I believe it's called, very interesting there, M-M-P, kind of just
bombing everyone out like you are, making the crowd feel bad for a M-class, making a
money, just actually debating, just being a really good debater.
Not easy, it's your fantastic job, let me tell you something though, Caroline is standing by today.
Yes, I think she looks like a type of woman, I think it's time to change, it's time to move on.
I'm just hearing now whether the poll results are lost, oh, and the winner of the first round according to the chat.
with the most votes is Jason the Winner!
Jason the Winner!
Over the two points as the people's champion.
And look at him graciously accept that award.
Let's take a look at those updated standings.
Jason, we've been leading with four points.
This is by Caroline Claude.
This is not Caroline Claude.
With three points, 0-3, midpoint two,
and maybe a money with one point.
Nick, you're on line.
Okay, Jason is also a whole chat game in both forums that is unfair.
What are you talking about?
I saw it happen.
SoulMew is mine! SoulMew is mine!
We're going to have to wait and see if we can get it.
Yeah, look folks, I want to say thank you to all the donations so far.
We hit our first milestone very bad for our homes.
To all these five donations coming,
Our next milestone is the pudding cup challenge.
Oh, man, the other one.
Oh, brother.
I think I saw that on your video.
Yeah.
You see, I'm just going to put it out one day.
What?
No pudding cup challenge.
What?
Why?
All right, let's see real quick, bro.
How close do we have to hit that goal?
Sure.
While we're looking at this, can I just say
Bondray was a shockingly good mind.
Oh, we're close to the goal.
We're close to the goal, I think, bro.
Yes, that's not a QR code.
I know, I can't gauge where we are.
I have no idea, I have no further information, but we're really close.
Can you just read QR codes?
I don't know, I think the last guy they had for this game could read QR code.
Got it, got it, got it.
Yes, it was an incredible talent.
Yes.
Unfortunately, he canceled last minute.
You folks, use this QR code if you're farmed to read it.
We need your help to make sure to hit all of these milestones throughout the night.
If you're in the crowd here or at home, scan the QR code on the screen or type out the URL.
All of the money raised tonight is going to a few paid causes.
I'll tell you what, let's do a quick speed milestone.
All right, we hit $200 right now.
We'll give a grand t-shirt to the crowd.
All right.
We'll give a grand t-shirt to the crowd.
A lot of t-shirts.
All right.
Let's go.
A grand t-shirt.
All right.
So I am no longer allowed to use the t-shirt.
Oh my god, that was all I had to do!
Do you have an hour? Who wants a t-shirt?
I hear they actually execute narrative roles at Disney Land with a t-shirt camera.
That's more like it.
I want a t-shirt.
I would also like a t-shirt.
Did you get us? I don't want to teach you how to get one, because I'm in a hurry.
I mean, I want to pass on out here to eight boys.
Fine, folks.
Everybody got a t-shirt?
Yeah!
Hassan, everybody got a t-shirt?
That was so fun. I love the t-shirt.
You guys in here?
Not the USA. I'm going to start with number two.
Thank you, Hassan Will.
The next round is called polling areas.
And this time, I'm going to tell you that you can test this one position you're arguing,
or rather, chat is going to tell you one position is you're arguing.
The way this will work is, we will quote chat for each of the topics.
The answers will be ranked 1 through 5 based on the goal results.
I'll assign your position to argue, and you will each have to
strenuously defend it at least.
You're going to have to defend it really hard, Jason.
That's what strenuously means.
For example, because you're in the last place, we will let you speak on behalf of Chats of Pop Choice.
If you're in first place, you have to defend Chats of Bottom Choice.
Which means Jason is going to have to defend Chats of Bottom Choice.
I understand.
Chats, are you ready?
The first question is, what is the going to which meta?
Is it sleep? Is it rust? Is it brand about a role play? Is it reality TV reacts? Or is it hot tub?
One can!
One can!
One can!
One can!
One can!
One can!
One can!
You have 30 second room. Well, what's your favorite man?
There was one glorious night where Twitch on banned artistic nudity.
Yes.
Yes, and man did I enjoy myself.
Let me tell you, I think we could, if we all, in one Scott maybe, they couldn't stop us.
I feel like we could really do some, you know, we could do several dissidents.
I could do some, we could, we could, I think we, in the next collective bargaining agreement.
We could do the sexiest sit-in in Beverly City.
They're not expected, they had no choice.
Well anyway, my friend is not saying that you're the full president.
All right, here are five results.
Everybody, hot-tubs, predictably, added 55% of tops.
Slot, Bradley Carter role-played 18% in second place,
but not even close.
Wait a minute, I just lost a couple of results,
I don't know what's going on.
Now, they're all at zero points.
Hot-tub, top.
It's a recount.
It's a very, very, very chance.
Reflecting did come through a recount.
Check what's in the election?
There was election interference happening yesterday.
Goddamn, man, that's right, that look harvesting, that's right.
I saw one of you do a couple brave patriots, man.
Alright, we're back.
Okay, reality TV reacts at 60%, which is shocking, because that's all I used to do.
Hopefully shit this chat is so dynamic.
Rusty, fourth place at 6%, and sleep also at 6%, which I think is a weak men up.
I don't even know if that's a men up at all.
Okay, alright, I'm not known.
Well, Jason, as the top contender at the moment, you are going to have to defend sleep as a
benefit.
Why is sleep the top benefit?
Well, sleeping is something you can do every day.
A lot of the time, one of my friends actually is Stokey, he does a lot of sleep streams
with his girlfriend.
I'm actually going to do a speech about this.
Faze, we love you and that's like this.
Have some fun, Jason.
Let's go to a popular one, the hot chop pen.
Now for the most part we're wondering, you know, when you are at the bottom of the barrel of current being fortunately,
So I hope you're gonna be able to defend this one. Why are hot tubs the top meta at Twitch?
Well, the song. I know you worked out right there.
No, thank you for notice points.
This week's episode of the song talk can be his manly shab.
He's no longer voting, by the way, after the first one.
I don't need to. I'm telling you, win this one.
What? Who? Men?
That's not gonna happen.
The only time that you're going to be able to potentially see a someone almost fully new, hot tub stream.
Okay, no point for you!
Not only did I study kinesiology before, I became a professional debater,
but 15 minutes of hot tubbing, 10 to 15 minutes of hot tubbing will help you sleep,
make your body stronger, more relaxed.
Okay, all right, that's it. You're never to disrupt the benefits of autism.
Nick Paul, you were currently in last place after these fantastic performers put more of your new money.
Okay, so you have to defend Grand Theft Auto Role play as the top player.
So, that was about all you're comfortable about tonight.
Did you think it was so unhappy? It's your story, isn't it?
So, um, GTDRP is a good method for a lot of reasons, okay?
Number one, you get to meet a lot of new people and do things you don't normally do.
Okay, and it's sometimes you get to meet those people in real life and then sometimes you accidentally put a hand on your head and everything goes downhill.
Yeah, but listen, that's not it, you know, everyone gets to plan, everyone gets to have
anyone, everyone gets to pretend, you know, and the best thing about it is to create people
together, and it's exactly what DTRT is.
Alright, Nick, that's it, that's two out of three.
One extra point, because, you know, probably it's the last.
Okay. Now, at the number two slot, we have Rust. Caroline Claude. Defend the rust method.
Thank you so much for that question. I just want to say, I'm ready to pick Rust. It was a beautiful choice, and you should feel so good about yourselves for picking that.
So Rust is really what it's meant for, for life, because things happen in that place that you're not always prepared for.
Boy, I bet you she's gonna bring up women again.
And she teaches you that even when there are women in the game, like Kenny Cinderella,
The element sold me into sex trafficking.
I realize that I forgave her because I'm out here fighting for all women, even when they sell me into sex trafficking and lust.
So it was a game that taught me a lot about myself and life and women. Thank you.
What is he talking like that?
It is Caroline who drove us through the entire conversation.
We're going to have to skip the last method and move on to topic number two.
The CRI will be starting out with you no matter what.
We're getting no points.
Okay.
Next question.
Next question, Chad.
What is the greatest gate console of all time?
At number one we have PS2.
At number two we have Nintendo 64.
number three, second, dream cat, number four Xbox 360 and number five, we have three, so
one, two, three, four, four, five in the chat, to now vote. You have 30 seconds to chat, Austin
and Will, how do you feel about that performance last round before we ask you to make the top
console? Well, you know, I think Caroline, again, she really took on my emotional
I think I cried a little bit.
What about you Will, who really touched you?
Oh man, it's interesting to see Cyr really go on the attack in that second round.
You don't hear a pixel pussy often as just a combination of words and you really weren't there.
He really did go.
What about you, what are you talking about?
Let me tell you this, I've always been a fan of the Wii.
Yes, yes.
I believe to my core that the Dreamcast is the greatest system ever made by that.
The occasional memory cards are Controller, Jet Set Radio,
and the poll results are here as shown.
Willner chose the Boomer console and Asta chose the console most beloved by the elderly,
The Elderly, you ain't no chair.
Alright, hope it all turns around.
At the top slot is PlayStation 2, which makes the most sense at 41.31%.
Second slot for an Xbox 360 at 22%.
Wii is in a third place with 17%.
Nintendo 64 at 15%.
Injury, Catastrophe at 5%.
So, let's get started.
I'm going to treat Seer as though he has the least money points,
even though they are all tied right out of Sierra Carolina and be be no money.
And to give you the go-to console PlayStation 2, which objectively is the go-to console,
why is that the top console, Sierra?
You look like you've been hit in the gym.
Now, let me ask you a question.
That works once, that only works once.
Yeah, I was just saying, from a Coke road.
Now, what's the benefit of PlayStation 2?
PlayStation 2.
PlayStation 2?
There you go.
What PlayStation 3?
What's the better PlayStation 2 though?
Well, it's still better than PlayStation 1.
You can answer the question and it is what it is.
I don't think it's a good...
Lots of words, it wasn't better.
I see your YSBS in the top console.
For me, for me, once, say how I, uh, you, for me in the, uh, Twilight, maybe,
now they'll say, uh, for me in the, in the, in the future.
I personally love that reference because I'm 50 years old.
I don't know how the audience is gonna be aware of that, but...
Now...
...once for you with the George W. Bush impersonation.
Yeah.
Go on, YSBS in the top console.
Now, here's, uh, um, a really good thing about it.
Okay, moving on from Sierra, here we got points.
BVL Money.
Xbox 360. Why is it the top console?
Everyone would probably agree here if you've ever played any Xbox games.
Halo.
Alright, moving on from BVL Money.
Jason the Weed.
Actually, let's do Caroline first. This is going to be great.
Normally, I would be giving you three as the third slot since you're in the last place
that I've ever been here, but I'm actually going to ask you about Nintendo 64 instead
because it's definitely a console that you're very familiar with, it's a game room.
Please tell us why Nintendo 64 is a top console.
She can.
It is, uh, it is fun.
When I was a little girl, I was a little girl.
Okay, I'm taking points only for that one.
Maybe it only takes you so far.
About to be the end of round two, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh wow.
In view, you.
Okay.
Let's look at the point totals after the second round.
Ladies and gentlemen, the point totals currently are as it stands.
It's maybe no money coming after a terrible debate performance early on at 4 points at
Top Slot, sharing at Top Slot with Nick Balm, Jason Newey at 4 points, and also with Sierre,
whereas Caroline Kwan is now at the bottom by herself with 2 points.
I'm beginning to notice a trend that I did not intend to create here with all the men.
We're getting 4 points.
Okay, before we get to the next round, let's get back to our points at the top.
I know what it is.
Well, it's awesome.
Wow, kind of a Freudian slip there.
Yeah, I saw it.
Really, really just waging out like a woman up there.
It's so interesting that he said that
because I heard him backstage plotting this exact thing.
That's why I touched your mic.
That's why I'm engaged.
It's really, I know it. It's really starting to show.
Ah, I didn't know that.
Vote now by timing 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 to vote for your favorite.
If you think 0-1, type 1, Caroline, 2, Jason, the Queen, 3, and then me, Florent, and Amy, the Money, 5.
Who would you vote for, Will?
Man, that was a tight round. You know, I don't think Caroline's going to have her fancy recognition.
I don't know.
I don't know. I mean, Mike, her name's 64.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, not a lot of us would know. She's a brilliant talker.
Yeah, truly a talker.
And we make it even, and I'm impressed with this.
Four years, but I am.
Who agrees with us?
I think you're right.
And at sea, I'm not going to have to argue with the promised thinking.
Washington will.
Yes, and I believe we have our winner.
Okay.
I'm ready.
Alright.
Ladies and gentlemen, your bold results are locked, and the winner is...
Caroline Clark!
My claw!
You've relaxed your points for the others, so let's look at the event company and the
standings.
And my goodness!
Holy Lord!
What a hard burner!
Four points for every single competitor.
That's incredible!
And this crowd is absolutely on speed!
And I'm told, as if they couldn't get any more exciting, I'm being told we're
gonna hit another milestone.
Holy Shabba!
Excellent!
And I'm told, as if they couldn't get any more exciting, I'm being told we're
gonna hit another milestone.
Holy Shabba!
Excellent!
as if it couldn't get any more exciting.
I mean, told me I'm gonna hit another milestone.
Holy shit.
It's time for the put-in-come-challenge.
Aw, Max, what is that?
Well, let me tell you, Will, without saying too much,
I urge you to Google putting figures for some background.
I don't know what that is.
I would turn on safe search for you.
Yeah, just have to be careful.
Our players are lined up in red.
And each other can't put it and they have to eat it with their fingers.
The winner gets some extra points.
Who's your audience member?
I don't know.
Look at Cash.
Putting fingers sounds like something you get in a bar in restaurant.
Oh, fuck it.
Alright!
Ladies and gentlemen,
3, 2, 1, go!
Make some noise if you think maybe nobody wants.
Make some noise if you think zero wants.
Alright, that's maybe nobody. Maybe nobody has it.
Maybe nobody gets a point for that round.
Caroline, would you strike for your lackluster performance?
I can't.
And because you're a woman.
Thank God I don't have any stake in this game.
Yeah, it's really rough.
I will have been
He's gonna have to go home.
It could be a spaceship, it would be a hot dog,
will you, never on the hot dog?
They're collected.
Now folks, we need your help to make sure
we get all of these miles and hours throughout the night.
You can scan the QR code on the screen
so you remember it.
Or type out the URL all the time,
and it's going to a few great causes.
But before we can go out in any further,
we're gonna take a quick break.
Don't go anywhere round three is up next plus a surprise challenge round keep going
Now what a snack
I'ma talk about
I'm doing pretty good, how you doing?
I'm just taking care of this audience, and it's a day of awkwardness.
I think you should talk to a few of them. I would like to.
Monkey, let's see.
Who wants it? Me talking to you.
It was silent as a cringey.
Who thinks they're right?
I think you should talk to a few of them.
I would like to.
Monkey, let's see.
Who wants it? Me talking to you.
It was silent as a cringey.
Who wants it? Me talking to you.
Who names there me in a good interview with you?
Oh, excellent.
Oh, she might have.
So, how do you think the show is going thus far?
I think it's a train ride.
A train ride?
Like if you pretend you can't look away
or that there will be no survivors.
Yes.
Okay, that's so wonderful.
Anybody else want to talk to me?
Alright, I'll come right over here.
How do you feel, young man?
First of all, I think we need more of us all.
We need more of us all!
I'm sorry!
Show them a chest!
Oh my god!
I'm sorry!
I can't hear anything.
A bunch of shriekers standing in the front.
Oh! Excellent!
Tandy!
Okay, am I going to throw it into the crowd?
Okay.
Oh, I'm out.
Alright.
You got it.
Alright, I'm ready.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Bay Lords Live
from TwitchCon San Diego.
It's called the House in Shadow.
You know what? Thank you, thank you so much.
For the chicken and the chicken.
And on the one side, well-nourished,
with our esteemed model and our son, Michael,
we have some great ideas here,
and all of us are here to share their choice.
And we are counting on all of you watching
to let your support and go in during the show.
But I believe before we continue,
We have a lot of left out, the crowd is going to talk to some streamers to see what they think about today's debate.
That's right Austin, I'm here in the field and I'm learning to talk to some streamers about how the debate is going.
So, first of all, hi family, hi. How do you think the debate is going?
Yeah, good performance.
And who do you think is going to win tonight?
Caroline.
Excellent, excellent.
Who else should I talk to?
Oh my God, it's the brass lord!
The brass lord!
How are you enjoying the debate tonight?
Fuck.
I can't get that.
Thank you.
You want some?
There's a problem here, guys.
The brass lord is a gentleman.
I think I used to smoke your cousin.
Now, I spoke to you earlier and you mentioned that the debate was sorely lacking something.
Can you say again what the debate is lacking?
Yeah.
I think we need more of this, uh...
Honestly?
I don't think we need more of that.
Stop!
One more time!
Let those lips out!
Let these people out!
That's true!
Alright, let's go to the expensive...
I'm just gonna eat some meat and everyone in here.
Yeah, you are.
These are the first few.
Who's your favorite debater and why is it Seer?
That's Caroline.
It's Caroline also!
We'll say something nice about Seer too.
Seer is the best partner here I've ever seen in my life.
You're goddamn right, he is.
Alright, that's live from the pin. I'm going to throw you back to Austin.
Everybody makes some noise because he's the best.
Thank you, Will.
And I'm going to throw you back to Husson for our first challenge round.
Husson.
Alright, thank you, Austin, and Will.
To our contestants, we have a very special challenge round.
It's called Get Out the Eva. That's right. I am going to give our bottom two scores right now a very special opportunity to catch up.
Unfortunately, however, everyone is kind of tied at the bottom with the exception of Caroline, who has three points.
So Caroline bought a lot on one of those contestants.
But for the second person, I choose Jason the lead.
I'm ready, yo.
Oh, they're gonna clap for the crowd.
Hey, no f***ing.
Get out. Get out. Get out.
They're emo.
It works like this. Listen carefully, Jason.
You two are going head-to-head and you'll each have 45 seconds to subscribe to your channel and community.
What you must use as many Twitch emo phrases as possible to give you a little bit of help.
Here's a few on screen.
But the old way to use twitch emo is that bar on the graphic.
Where's the graphic top?
Producer.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
We see it.
Up there, there, there are the graphics.
Can you guys see it?
Yes, we see it.
Okay, perfect.
I'm a boomer.
Okay, we're going to start with Caroline,
Describe your channel and community, but use as many Twitch emo phrases as possible.
You have four, thirty seconds, go!
Oh, my community is so hollers.
You know, there's so much that I can say.
Oh my god, I'm gonna have a hard time saying it.
I'm just gonna say Kekbebe.
They are.
Okay, you're out of time. Nice work.
Thank you.
That was a good session.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Jesus, the leading.
Yes.
Describe your channel and community.
We use as many touch emails and phrases as possible. Go.
My channel is K.W.E.
Tom Attending, Wayne Hesante, Cicero Maria!
Dan J. Mead, Cat LaBride, yep?
All four people!
Okay, Jason, you're out of time.
This was supposed to be a catch-up segment, but I fear that...
These words are...
Jason.
Okay, we're moving on to round three.
Jesus, what are we doing?
Okay, on to round three.
This one is mud slinging.
For this round, I want to be called to do...
I want to do you all a little bit of a favor.
I know you'll call it waiting to yell at one another and sling a little bit of mud.
Let's lose on each other.
It's time for some mud slinging.
This is going to be a straight up debate.
Okay?
Now, I want to give you a topic that's obvious, that everyone on the stage here would obviously be an awful president,
maybe with the exception of Caroline Swift, and I'm not sure I told you my policy is a sign of them.
Definitely, I've reiterated my position, okay, everyone here would be a truly awful president,
but who would be the worst president on stage?
And why?
Let's start with Nick Baldwin.
Okay, obviously, I do the best president but the worst president
Jason is
Yeah, I want the old hag running the fucking country or you want a young handsome Asian man
No
Yes
I'm not gonna mess with a wake-up 30 minutes and take a drive.
It's almost that time, bud.
Nick, why do you think you could be a better person than Jason?
Oh, because I'm like, I need to settle in with Paul.
I figured out how to solve all these issues. Let's hear it.
Okay, so I just think I'll call him this one.
All right.
Okay.
Now, communism is the way of the future.
It's a super computer that bothers everything.
Okay, we have unlimited resources because of dark matter.
Okay, everyone do exactly what they're told to do, then we know we're proud of this, don't we're crying, even if you make crimes against our little writer.
Point for Jason, for other Jason.
Maybe no money. Who do you think would be the worst president on the stage in Washington?
I mean, I would probably be the worst president on the American occasion.
I'm Canadian, so if I see both, it doesn't really work that well, but, from what I've seen from the, you know,
for his ideal view from sitting in Canada, watching America, I think someone who can run the country well, Mr. Corm.
Thank you very much.
I don't want to hear you.
You don't want to talk about someone who can't be president.
No, you're being way too Canadian right now. I'm taking a point away from you.
You're supposed to be much like Alex.
What's wrong with you?
Okay, one take away from you. Caroline, who would be the worst president on stage in a while?
So...
Talk your shit.
What is everybody on the stage in common besides ill-fitting suits?
There are all of them.
Ah, hatred for you.
They're...
True.
They're all...
Above the edge of third.
So you think I'm in big one because everyone of them would be terrible and it's time for a new dawn.
A new day!
Alright, I'm leaving Caroline.
Okay.
I think that she stands on the basis of everything that's even in this country.
I think she wants to give the power to the women.
She wants them to own that credit card.
You think she just fell out of a coconut tree?
Anyway, look at me.
Yeah, look at me.
Nick Paulam has abstracted a point for me for that one.
Come on, Samar, you get a point.
Thank you. Thank you very much. Let's make America man again.
Jason, who on this stage is your personal?
And it'll be all.
All right, okay, quiet.
Well, I mean he's old, he needs to start a family, everyone is receiving it.
It's too dirty up here.
Nah, I'm not gonna play that.
I'm not.
Anyway, um...
I think he's gonna be like right?
Yeah, no.
I mean, um...
Yeah, that's me.
Do you think it's like, oh, they're just curious?
Oh, I feel like most of recent has 20, not 29.
It is funny.
No, I mean...
He's like, do you think it's funny?
What?
Do you think it's points for everyone on the Asia Surgery?
You know what? Let's do it.
He's going to work!
Give the box benefits.
You know what? Are you on page 30?
I am now. Okay, alright.
Okay.
Thanks man. No problem.
Okay, now I'm going to flip this script.
Now, you have to say something nice about one another.
Okay?
Now it's time for what's looking to continue.
Who would be the absolute best president on stage and why?
You have to say that about someone else, not yourself.
I know you guys are narcissistic members.
Okay, I go first.
I'd have to go with Caroline.
You know what I mean?
I'm all for the women, you know?
I'm actually a man of memories myself.
You weren't here.
then it probably means no one else because...
Okay, ex-president, they call him who would be the best president, and why?
You have to say nice things about your contestants.
So I can't make you a record?
No.
Okay.
I mean, here's the deal.
Listen, Caroline, I don't think you'd be the best president,
but you definitely would be like a good wife to me.
That's so fucked.
No, if you say yes because I continue to stand here, you're going to be in my vicinity.
Yeah, this is the closest I'll be to you.
Actually, we actually have a date on Sunday, we're going to go to the surfing and you know this, so...
You paid for me?
Okay, I don't know what's going on, but maybe we can get a point for that.
Yeah, that's what we got.
This is, as a Canadian, this is going to be very easy for you.
Since you already started doing it on the wrong segment, who do you think would be the best president?
I didn't even want to go, you know, you started to say to them,
is your blood slain?
I'm just gonna get to love some of it.
Yeah.
You're a pleasure.
If all we did was try to connect with each other
and love each other, we wouldn't need presents.
If you want to burn some crop, and you want to burn things,
and have a lot of money coming in, Mr. Crop.
Oh, he's the right man to get the job done
at any given moment.
Why does he think all of a sudden he can be the man?
Seer, who would be the best president on stage and why?
I'll put you one thing.
Now, if our boy, Nikola,
he has to throw us back on this country
the same way his mom throws it back.
And I think we're gonna be good.
She's not good at all.
Seer, his mom actually watches me.
Hi.
Hi.
I would follow those, those dinners.
I can't because he's not wrong.
She doesn't love us up, so.
What was it, Beck?
Sierra, you gotta be up for that.
She do.
Caroline, who would be your best friend
on the stage, not yourself, and why?
Go.
Well, the person does.
Don't say anything.
Don't say anything.
With us on the stage always, mother earth.
Mother earth is everything that we are.
Every energy and matter, it's mother earth.
So Mother Earth is who I want to ask you to say to me.
I should be.
I don't know where.
Thank you.
That was beautiful.
Caroline, points.
Mother Earth?
OK.
Good job, everybody.
You really understood the assignment.
OK.
Let's talk around.
We've got some of the best and worst.
And everyone, let's review the points totals.
OK, right, points.
I'm waiting for the boys.
So there it is, okay.
See it, you will be top slot with seven points,
followed closely by BBO Money at six,
and BBE at six, and Caroline Bonham at six.
Jason Green, you have now gotten the last slot.
Back in the nation, that's the quick one,
I was a little person, oh, got one there.
Well that was absolutely thrilling,
I wanted to ask you why you think I would.
They're gonna set this debate at the top.
What is your answer?
Oh, thank you.
Zibo, my cue.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, and you'd have a great global office affair.
That would be kind of fun.
I haven't had one since Clinton.
I know.
They would do for one.
And nice gay homer in the White House.
I think we're ready for that.
It's 2024.
That's the country I think we need this.
And we can finally meet them.
I agree.
Jeff, who is your favorite outbounder?
Vote by typing 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5.
or five to vote for your fare if you think seal one type one Caroline two Jason
the week three and mp4 and no money five now on the stage here do you think
women you think a solid president is he an incubator is Turkish right yes he
was born in New Jersey I think you should start I don't want a guy from
I think America is ready for a New Jersey-Turkey California President.
Did you guys vote for a Sunpiper?
I think you should vote.
Yeah, that was convincing on hearing now that the poll results are locked, and the winner is Jason the Winner!
I don't know how he keeps pulling it out though. It's absolutely incredible.
We just hit another milestone and the crowd is so excited.
Well, we won the Austin Show. Well, that mystery, which I believe.
Uh, what's in the...
These boxes in here.
So, evidently, in this mystery box, we don't know what it is.
We have to wear whatever is in here.
Are you ready to go?
Yeah, for sure.
Why is mine filled with leather?
This.
This.
A suitcase.
I've never used these before.
I swear it's not mine.
If I put this on, Chevron's pulling their cash.
Oh my... Oh my...
The queer production staff is exposing themselves right now.
And we have to wear a gypsy and have to wear a gypsy.
It's fun again!
Alright, well then, just shut up and be farming right now.
Goddamn, look at that body. You can't clean it in front of me.
Boston, you're doing good.
The answer is yes. Take it off!
You suck!
I have no idea what else around me. I'm down now.
Check out my strength harness.
I'll be in the jacket that you've tossed into the ground.
Sorry, I'm not too busy.
Are you?
Ladies and gentlemen, while our beautiful hosts are putting on their gig leather outfits,
we are going to move on to round four.
Round four is called Powerpoint.
The people, it's a team challenge as a matter of fact.
So we're gonna be splitting the debaters up,
the top three scorers versus the bottom two.
I'll be storming you individually throughout the round,
but I'll keep some extra bonus points to the better.
Team, the next topic involves some complicated
monetary policy, that's right.
I lied to you all what I said there
was gonna be young politics,
and of course there's gonna be politics.
Yeah, this is the only group that would ever cheer
That's crazy.
That's why we asked you to create a PowerPoint presentation to share with the audience.
Thank you so much for doing that.
And by, you know, I mean the producers made a PowerPoint and you guys are going to have the free style of what you see on your screen.
The first theme is writing a presentation.
Please walk us through your PowerPoint one slide at a time each time the slide changes to the next person talks.
Okay, who would like to start?
Alright, Sierra!
Are you ready?
The Federal Budget deficit in 2024 is about $2 trillion. How would you balance the budget? Go!
Now, in order to balance the budget you can see here, we've got individual income taxes.
We've got excise taxes. We've got corporation-owned income taxes.
Other social insurance or retirement receipts.
Very, very firm logistics.
Now basically, this is what I'm going to be doing in order to solve this.
So we're going to take this triangle and we're going to get it out of there.
That's the big problem at that time, we're getting in there and it's a conundrum and you think you fell out of the progumentary.
Next person. Ladies and gentlemen, this is us, we are presenting on no money, no money.
As an individual that has had no money in his whole career, in his whole life, I know how positive of an effect that has on him.
So, growing up in a family, in a household, all we were trying to do was, you know, effectively
juice the money, house over our head, feed our son and everything, and I am so, so deeply
touched with how my parents are raising it, because how would this balance the budget?
The only thing that the budget has to do is exercise it.
Okay, moving on, okay, you know what I'm saying?
seems to be some form of contraction that you're in stronger.
Perhaps something to do with inches, I have no idea.
It seems that it's statistically placed this on an A
and it feeds you information that seems to enhance the grain.
The short term solution is...
What do you think is happening on X contraption?
Next person, back to you, see you.
Now, we have to try and go out of the way, and we decided to go and purchase some more triangles that were actually hard to pull.
So portfolio, conventions, stores, stability, we ignore all that before that, I don't do it now.
So we're going to be focusing on that third quarter in particular.
Why? Well, PlayStation 1, PlayStation 2, PlayStation 3, ladies and gentlemen.
Brilliant.
It's gonna be $599.00 today.
Alright, good job. See ya.
Okay, next slide.
We Braggs. Ever had it? It was delicious.
Money, green?
Money goes up.
Something must be done.
We are doing it.
Ladies and gentlemen, everyone is watching.
This stream, we are learning.
Bonds, big things in the sky.
Very important for financial growth and wealth.
especially in ridiculously socio-economic disparities.
Ladies and gentlemen, okay, that's lost.
Maybe nobody can reply.
Capability, okay.
It seems he's coming from frog, dog.
That's not a good word for a frog. Okay.
Okay, but sometimes I like to have to take accountability, okay.
I for one know that this is one of the things
you want to have a great relationship, okay.
Sometimes you need to take accountability
of the things you did wrong in life.
I'm staying right at this side of my ear.
Okay, my friend, maybe?
No.
Okay.
Okay, really?
Yeah.
Next slide.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's okay because the solution is possible.
So, these are my relatives.
So, how are you going to raise them?
My mom is my dad.
This is my sister.
That's my uncle.
That's my other uncle.
Terrace.
Man.
And that's going to be the solution for that.
Next slide.
You ever been to Canada?
I'll tell you this is the worst case on Terri.
Pokemon? I fucking love this.
I'm going for that.
Plus sign?
You guys were thinking it was all negative,
but we have a fucking plus sign.
Ladies and gentlemen, whatever the hell this is,
it looks really cool, and I could probably use it,
sexually.
And if you don't even know,
you know who you know now.
Thank you.
That's right.
In conclusion, the middle with the range from body pillows are amazing.
Oh, that's a family, that's a similarities.
Sometimes with catability, you've got to take in if you want to do a relationship.
Place it on your head and create a specific, cool, more smarter mind.
Sometimes in life, when there's limited justification.
Thank you, Kingston. Okay, you've got to go for that.
And somehow you're in the lead.
Yeah, but I'm talking about this.
What?
I don't even know how that happened.
I have no idea what's going on.
Okay.
Now, we move on to the next team.
And I have lots of interesting ideas in there.
Thank you.
Now it's time for team two to arrive.
Please walk us through your PowerPoint one slide
at a time.
Each time a slide changes.
The next person talks.
Who would like to start out of the media?
I can try to make a start.
OK, Nick Paul, you've got us for ask the opposite question.
How would you spend an unexpected $2 trillion
surplus?
That means you've now got $2 extra trillion to spend.
Maybe go.
OK, this one's actually pretty obvious.
Yes.
OK, the person that we're going to do the extra money
is we're going to actually get it back to the people.
OK, this is America.
We should have free health care.
We should have got the sugar man from the box, you know, taking orders for 20 years to sell it.
Yes!
You know, we're gonna get that done for the people. That's exactly what we need here.
Two children, we can do that, but then we should stop, you know, you know,
bottom people overseas, and we need to keep them...
Okay, thanks. Next slide.
We're gonna have to throw a lot of money.
A surplus of ideas, you know, there really is no such thing as a surplus of ideas.
So this is ironic. Only murderers in the building, the DVD box sets.
We're gonna have more murderers in the building.
More people are going to be murdered!
More people!
Okay, this is pretty obvious.
Okay, five P's.
Okay, first P.
That's me, Polynesian.
Point! Yes, exact.
Number two, also, Polynesian.
That is the way to future.
Everyone, about everything they need.
Everyone will be safe.
Everyone will be, it's the best thing ever.
Actually, we're going to be in Polynesian.
So we're going to keep doing Polynesian over and over again.
again until we figure out how to save this country. And the last one is please pick me,
you know, I want to win. Thank you. Next slide.
I'm here. Oh, what a question. I'm asking myself that every day. Industrial revolution to the gaming skin.
Industrial complex. I mean, isn't she beautiful?
You do. That's fun.
What do you know a game that's from?
That's more than that.
Yeah, this is more than that.
Congratulations.
He wants to go back to Carolina.
Good job.
White slide.
Oh, this is great.
Oh, wait.
The benefits.
The better ingredients, the better pizza.
Shop involves.
This is honestly what we need in life.
We need people to start going outside, doing things together.
Okay.
First thing you can do when you're low weight, let's say you're in a relationship
for 10 plus years and something like that.
It's what you do to your good dogs.
You do it better by yourself.
Okay.
Step two.
You go out with some friends.
Get some pizza.
Okay.
That's what people need in America. That's what we're going to do here.
And then, number three, obviously, we have to bring back retail shopping malls.
Everyone stop worrying online. Go outside, see what's going on.
Okay, meet people, talk to people. This is the way we can, you know, heal America.
Okay, next point, next point.
Now we are taking it to the limit because there, the limit does not exist.
Next slide. Back to you, Paul.
Okay, so here is the story of a real thing that happened to me.
Can't wait to see what it was.
How's that at the grocery store?
Okay, the meats and cheese department specifically.
And I wanted to know how much for a pasta salad.
In comes Walter.
Walter description, okay.
What does Walter look like?
He's black.
Okay.
And he's bald.
The Mario Luigi translation,
I don't know what the heck that means
when that somebody was going down.
The pick of line that Wajie used
on the Deli Meads person was, he was like,
yo, I want this sandwich, I want this pasta,
nice shoes, wanna go out with me?
It did not work.
I don't know what the hell this was,
it was more of a story.
Do not get on people in the Deli Meads trust me,
it does not work.
I feel like you were walled during this situation.
Next slide.
Oh wait.
Yeah, it was me, no, yeah, it was me.
Okay.
This isn't an A-ball.
That was nice, I like that.
That's it? You got nothing else? Honestly, here's some more questions.
Can I have a problem? Yeah.
It's the conclusion.
Oh, I didn't even see this line.
Any conclusion how this all fits together?
What do you do with the budget surplus that you have to save America?
It's very, very obvious.
We give the money back to the people so they can enjoy their lives.
They don't have to worry about the stresses of not having the basic necessities that they need.
So in conclusion, we'll take the surplus and we'll give it back to you.
Another point for me!
Thank you! Thank you so much!
Uh, this is her admiration.
I'm just my boss.
Okay, everybody.
I'm gonna give you a few points too,
whichever team the audience actually thought was better,
so I'm gonna test your, I'm gonna test your how loud you get here,
because I really don't know, I think they were both disastrous,
Okay, if you think team one deserves the extra points, cheer.
If you think team two deserves extra points, cheer.
Alright, team two takes it.
Caroline and Nick Pallum getting extra points for that one.
Well, what the...
After the donation desk, you went to Austin, and really...
What do they got us?
No way!
You looked at the test.
They give so much, I saw a lot of hard work, so much effort, words like budget.
Well, we're on...
Oh, yeah.
Some are like, budget deficit in surplus.
Well, let me make a stand out to you.
I feel like an intern at the Republican National Convention.
You know, I've never done this before, especially in front of a live studio audience.
Are you talking about the ball gag?
Yeah, the ball gag.
Look, folks, keep donating.
Oh, I hear I know what's going on.
It's for the kids, it's for the kids.
Come on.
What is that?
Donation box.
This is how much we need folks, until we have it next year.
We're getting targets lost now.
$23,500 is the next total we've raised.
We need $500 more.
That's right. $500 more.
What son? Just break it down.
I'm running the show.
I don't give a damn.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
That's right.
I don't even know what I can do right now.
Yeah, you're right.
We can't eat nothing, that never...
Oh look, they're rolling!
They're jumping up on the screen right now!
Scan it!
Scan it right now!
Look at me!
Scan the QR code!
Fucking backfuckin'
We hit the real ass!
Yes, everybody!
Oh my god!
We're here in the first time!
I'm not alone.
Alright, it's time for us to get it from this one favorite game of the day.
Alright?
This one probably don't even need to explain how we're going to get into it, because it's really hard to talk like this.
Heh, yeah.
You don't even need to explain it.
You remember playing this on time.
For anyone who's not familiar,
not familiar, all right, ladies, all have the balls that we're going to get in front of them.
When I say get on with it, each need a raise to step the target that's beginning.
The first one to get it all in, hit it in the pocket.
You look like GamePay.
Austin, I don't think we need to keep the ballgag on, man.
They told me at some time I can't get it off.
Perhaps he's wondering why you're involved
in keeping the ballgag in during the show.
All right.
The first one to get it all in in the pocket
leads to extra points.
So you guys are going to need to get creative.
Are we ready contestants?
Are we ready for the challenge?
Yeah!
Ready, set, go!
Oh, you...
Oh, that was okay.
That was easy.
Producer Tom, who won that round?
That was entirely disappointing.
Oh, you're...
I'm stupid.
Okay, my producer is telling me
that Seer cheated
I'm putting the ball in.
As you can see, there's only four balls remaining on the table.
Here's the replay.
That's a lot like a game.
You lose points for one point.
Maybe nobody takes it.
Ooh, maybe nobody.
Yes!
That's right.
We want to thank you for all the donations so far.
That's right.
Our next milestone, though, may be the biggest of the evening.
It is called the Song Face Tattoo.
That's right.
And I'm hearing it's a piece.
Oh, really?
Come on.
I heard they were doing the full little sand.
Oh!
Yeah.
I really want to see what's going on.
I'm going to do a Darl's Hand.
Your mom is on this for charity.
Oh, come on.
Don't you like to see my charity?
I don't know if you'd have to.
I don't know if I'm scaring the QR code on the screen
or typing out the URL.
All of the money raised to that is going
to a few great causes.
Thanks to everybody who has donated.
Give it up for all of them.
Woo!
Before the fun can continue, though,
we must take another break.
So don't go anywhere, though.
Stay in the edge of your seat.
We'll be right back.
We have discord orders.
That's right.
That's right.
Twitter, Tom.
But look, we're staying here.
We're keeping our microphones on, all right?
Yeah!
Now we do a trick.
And they come off.
They turn them off. No, they're off.
Hey!
Who wants to spank this game?
Come on, Tom!
No!
Gary!
One little spank.
Two and a half minutes.
Come on, give me a little spank.
I need it.
Come on.
It's for the kids.
Come on.
All right, anybody else?
Woo!
The sun, like it goes straight.
Yeah.
He's always busy.
He's always busy.
Me!
Ladies and gentlemen,
we are completely dominated from this arena
against the state-class defense.
Hold me up, hold me up in front of your children
for my donation.
You're done. You're done.
Wait, what over there?
Austin. What?
What over there?
Where?
Tell me by that ancient name, Purple Goat.
What?
The favorite of my winning?
What?
What?
What?
What about winning from?
Deeper.
Deeper.
You're so bad.
I'm gonna get a ball.
I'm gonna get a ball.
What, man?
I don't know.
I didn't know what the ball was.
I didn't know what the ball was.
I didn't know what to say.
Oh, my God!
Alright, well, we're getting to the end of this, so, man.
While I shame the slave from all that we're doing, name your price tomorrow.
Oh, my God!
As you gentlemen, who's coming to name your price tomorrow?
And who's been opening up name your price on your phone after my PC
and computer's scattered around the arena to boost our global view count?
That's right.
I hope this much of that is related to you and my every single person in this room
I'm gonna make this prize for my mom!
I don't know.
Let this go!
Oh!
It's hard.
You wanna do that?
I might have to hit it.
Yeah, I'm late.
I feel great when I'm here, you know, I'm actually really comfortable in these clubs.
Are you?
I'm not a sweet dog, though.
Are you guys having a good time this evening?
Yeah, we're having a great time.
We are having a great time.
It's been a great time.
It's been a great time.
I'm curious, who here is from California?
Who here is from California?
Where did you travel from?
Play back there.
Yeah, yeah.
What?
Pittsburgh.
Anybody found in Pittsburgh?
Right back over here.
Where did you travel from?
Yeah, you.
Yeah, I've been up there.
I've been taking a bus.
Yeah, it was great to be in Canada.
Right here.
New Zealand.
What?
Hey, I have a question.
Are there any chance fans in the audience?
Not them chance.
Those chance fans are just curious if there's more than this.
So, I think Sparrow took the others.
You've got three of them.
Yeah, that's right.
They've been one source.
Alright, everybody. Big energy for the final section of the show.
I think we have one block left.
Thank you so much for being an incredible audience.
We really appreciate you.
I'm in need of that. Thanks everybody. Thank you guys.
It's good.
Uh, six weeks? I'm not seeing this. I'm three-star, bro.
Alright ladies and gentlemen, welcome back.
To the favor of the line from Twitch.com,
So, dear master show, alongside my brilliant, brilliant friend,
and one of the best goddamn posts in the industry, will now
pay out!
and I'm in front of the line at Hassan.
We have some great debaters here and all of our representatives have made their choice.
Thanks to everyone who has joined us so far, we still have two more rounds and two more
songs to hit, so please keep them coming.
Will, with only two rounds to go, who do you think is going to take this day home?
Man, this is a close, close race, can I have to be honest?
Baving on money has been tugging at my heart straight.
It's not really going to go.
Something about its mild Canadian sensibilities are really appealing to me.
He's giving us the shot, but he's gonna have to come from behind.
He's just gonna come from behind.
You know all about those likes and dislikes, right?
Like, you know, I'll bang, and it's right.
But I'm not the biggest fan of X-Wil.
Yes, on top we have an NMP law,
followed closely by...
No, I'm just kidding.
An NMP... I don't think that's how I smile.
That's right. We're gonna fix those scores,
and while we fix the scores,
we're gonna throw it to the Sunpiker for another challenge round.
Okay, well, I am currently living in the stores in front of me and it says Sears has seven points in the bottom place
Follow the body care by colleges, we and BB know money at nine points and NMP at ten points at the tip of the top
Which, is yours an 11? I don't even know how this happened, I'm not even kidding, power representation, I have no idea how this was happening
This is happening, but up next we have a challenge round
for forget-to-far-file-to-vlogs.
That's right, this one is called Voice of America.
I am going to pick randomly two contestants
to offer a chance to win some extra points.
Those two contestants are Baby No Money and Jason.
For this challenge round,
I'm gonna call it Voice of America.
You're going to have 45 seconds to slow down your favorite fast food order.
And you're supposed to make it sexy. Picture yourself at the drive-thru.
And you're about to place your order.
Baby, I'm gonna help first when the music kicks in.
Take it away.
You gotta just die.
That was a fantastic stage presence.
You definitely have points for stage presence on that one.
And say I'd like to subway that much myself.
All right, up next.
One point for you.
Up next is Jason the Whistle.
Thank y'all for the clap ups.
There's no firsts.
Okay, same.
Is that Ben?
Yeah, yeah.
Make Daniels friends, guys.
I'm with my friends, he's here.
He got broken up and he's still here.
He's got a split back.
That looks ugly.
Yeah.
I love my first stars, I like to be with ketchup, with ketchup, with ketchup.
Hold on, yeah.
She look good today, she look good today.
I'm with my guys, we in France, where can I be going?
Yeah, this is who you all are saying, oh my God.
I'm looking at you, okay, sir?
I said that, yeah.
Stop right there.
That's right, Jason, you definitely deserved points from that.
That was crazy.
I did not think you were going to fall off like that.
Holy shit.
Okay.
Extra points for the winner goes to Jason DeWeen.
One extra point on top of the two points that you guys both got.
All right.
Moving on to round five. This is our town at all. Right now, I am very excited to open the floor to some questions from our audience and this our audience members will ask each of you one question and you will have 60 seconds to respond if we have time.
We will also get it set for questions in between.
Now let's move to our audience for the first audience question.
What do people do?
What do people do, shall we start off by giving baby no money?
Leave him on the couch now.
Sorry, I just made him talk.
Baby no money.
How do you make your return to the Sims?
to the Sims, especially those who have locked in rooms and the doors to leave in, and those
who have put into pools with new patterns to leave in. What do you think of this? Why
the dooms on the bar? I'm going to return the doors, I'm going to return the ladders,
and we will rebuild them. See them, you know what I'm talking about? See them? Yes.
Do you have a remote about here? Look at the level of points you're about to try to help you.
Who have a remote about here?
Yeah, that's it.
You have a remote about here.
I have no idea what's going on.
Your job's here.
You have a job here.
Okay, let's go to our next audience member.
Hopefully this will be in Simlish.
Hey, what's going on? My question is for Kair. What do you do to increase crime in Vice City?
Kair, you have the floor.
I mean, I have a good answer about that. You know, I think that people need something a little bit more strong and powerful.
And I would like to ask you to contact the Central Intelligence Agency and probably get some good sniffing angel dust down there.
Yeah, yeah, kind of spiced it up a little bit.
That's it!
Hi, do you all right?
Anyone else have a cup of coffee?
I'm doing okay.
A lot of people are so stupid.
A lot of people are all shabby.
I think that you have the most time to be a part of that.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So, fellas, constantly they've increased that crowd.
They've taken up the 90,000.
That was a big spandex.
Thank you 100% to everybody.
Points for the team who has seen it.
Here, count some people out.
Thank you for hoping.
And you cry.
Okay.
Up next, a famous movie star to the building.
I see.
Look at that.
Okay, it's been a freaking night, that guy.
What the heck do you mean, is I love the mindful.
I'm basically in there all the time.
What's his name?
So we need to go green.
Uh, how much was the point?
64 chicken 64 but worth 64.
Stage 62.
Uh, uh, uh, uh,
Sammy I'm out of it.
If I have to use green power.
Jason, don't tell me that you're Fresco.
I don't wanna do that.
You're a kid.
Jason, you have to go floor.
Oh, hey you look good today, man.
You look great.
Oh the front looks better, though.
Yeah, but rest up.
Rest up.
when you would connect them.
Demographically, you're the closest to a Minecraft player.
Really? What's that supposed to mean?
You're a child!
It's an old game, though. It's a very old game.
But yeah, like I was saying, Minecraft is one of the greatest games of all time.
I don't even know what a Dreamcast is.
It's true.
It's true what it was.
Yeah, the pickaxe was good.
I forgot what I'm debating about, I'm gonna be honest with y'all, man.
The question was green energy, how will you stop it in Minecraft?
Oh, okay, so first thing I'm gonna do, I'm gonna get rid of enemies.
Because animals are green, and then I'm gonna get diamonds, and do probably a pickaxe,
and then get some of the CD8, and go to the Netherlands, and...
Alright, let's hear it. Okay, so dream jobs, mind brand. We got it, what you got to do is you got to go to a bunch of villagers, you got to capture them, you got to make these small new villagers and make them do the work for you.
He way better.
Yeah, if you're describing slavery, yes I am.
Oh wow.
Okay, that's not good.
Anyone else have a rubble for an ex-prone slavery position?
Caroline?
It's easy points for anyone at this moment.
Wait, they can't.
Can you point to slavery?
Honestly, I agree.
What?
I don't agree on slavery, but I agree with your idea.
Okay, that's much more than that.
Sure, Nick Bob, you're going to point it out.
For convincing a young mind that slavery can be advantageous.
Alright, next question.
My question is for Caroline.
This is not happening to me.
Yes, I want remasters to be heard out.
Well, I can't trust anyone anymore.
So like, what are you doing?
Do we know the impostors these days, huh, babe?
Okay, I just want to start by saying they have a little bit of a...
Sorry, sorry.
I was just doing the livers.
And I found this body.
Okay.
Found it online.
Caroline, we gotta figure out who the impostor is here.
This is getting ridiculous.
It's crazy, it's wild.
We can't keep working like this.
These are unsafe work conditions.
What am I going to do?
What am I going to do?
Do you have a girlfriend?
No, I don't.
No, I don't think so.
I think that's going to be good for you.
Sorry, I'm going to snipe your head.
You can't lie.
If you can.
You know, it's going to be good for you.
Once dead.
You're talking to a woman?
You're talking to a woman?
Yeah, besides me right now.
Are you taking?
I think he's dead.
I don't count.
That's my advice.
Talk to a woman.
Would you like to be a king?
I can give you a king.
I just want to make sure.
And you revolve on that.
I got this.
That's a long ago.
So, on Twitter was this imposter sort of meta going on there.
What a lot of the big streamers would do in this case is they'd have a second monitor
that would have another personal stream open so they always knew what the imposter was
and they would have it fully denied.
So what we're going to do to eliminate imposters from the space station is install cameras everywhere.
We'll be watching you at all times.
Who wears the most big clothes?
Are there just surveillance and having cameras everywhere?
Carol, I've got cameras everywhere.
With all due respect, I feel like you'll just throw the points directly on all of them and I'm not getting to another thing.
You see, it's just a bit cocaine.
I think we need to issue a sort of recount system, sort of a re-establishment that's going on.
Alright, we're going to move on to the next question.
I refuse to add or keep this. Okay.
Make home a big thing.
Hi there.
This question's for you.
The blood elves alignment with the Horde is one of the alliance's greatest losses on Ahtaroth.
Since the corruption of the Sunwell, what would you do to attract the Denzians of Quiltholus back into good graces of strong winds?
Thank you.
Okay, good job.
Well, hey. This is pretty obvious because what we do is, uh, you know, we can't be built
there on an obvious way because it's going to destroy it. We're going to bring them back
to, you know, to Stormwind to see what we're going to do really, circle us. We're going
to give them what they need. We're going to provide for them if they're going to
come back and throw them down the pack way up and after. And Stormwind will
be on New York, New England. So it's going to be great if we can talk to them.
Okay, they've probably been a crowd-over because they've already asked questions.
Holy shit.
Those yellow-haired boys, have you heard?
Yeah, sound okay.
Woo!
Okay.
Boys and girls, see your ending poem on that one.
Oh, my God!
What's up, Caroline?
Don't interrupt the song.
Let her sing. Let her sing. I want to hear her sing.
Wait, wait, wait. Sing and dance.
Sing and dance.
I think John may be singing.
That's...
John may be singing.
Let's review the boys' goal with only one more round to go.
All right, let's take a look.
At the tippy top, we have Nick Pallum with 13 points.
Thank you.
I'm for the people.
Jason, the lead in second place,
Ty, long-sighted, your line caught.
And they have 11 points.
And BB, no money at nine points,
despite a relatively strong middle game right there.
Hi.
Okay, how are you feeling?
Acid?
Acid?
Yes.
Fuck you!
Alright.
I want to give a quick shout out to you, Tiltify, and The Link.
I hope you guys are still donating.
Don't believe you want me to put on a face tattoo.
That's what the producers are telling me in my ear.
Because apparently you guys are not going to get out of there.
I don't know what the next one is.
Oh my God, we are about to reach this.
That's right, we're only 50 dollars a month and it's not high!
If they don't, it's only 40.
Besides, you know what? Help us reach that milestone?
Why'd you put your goddamn jacket on? Look at us!
I... I... I messed up.
Put it back! Look at us! Look in the way we're dressed!
You guys are really over there. Don't wheel that.
No, it's fine. It's... it's okay. We're just not...
We're not gonna reach it.
We're about to hit my favorite milestone.
We're just gonna give a sign of faith to who wants to see that.
Do we have to choose?
No.
No.
I'd like to check who won that round.
Go now by typing 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 in the chat to pick your favorite.
If you think C1, Type 1, Caroline, 2, Jason, the Winnie the Pooh, Nick 4, Mary the Money, 5.
Well, let me think that round.
That was quite a round.
Ooh, this shit absolutely was.
That was incredible.
That was incredible.
That was incredible.
And they really seem to understand the issues of people.
Yes.
The Orcs.
Yes.
And Jack Black from Minecraft.
Yes.
Yes.
Now it was all extremely, extraordinarily compelling.
That is right.
That is absolutely right.
Now I understand our poor results are coming in and they're coming in fast.
But you know what I just heard? We just killed our milestone!
Alright! Time for a face-tap!
That's right, it's time for a face-tap too!
Oh, we're gonna keep doing the pull first!
But I know that milestone sounds like a really good plan again.
It's no eagle stream, but I wonder what happened on Fugio!
Now we should have those shots.
That's only on me, you know, Bryce?
I'm not gonna do it.
How do you even want a boss?
Yeah, that's bullshit.
I'm at the staff force, lady.
I'm at the scrumptious, lady.
So, here we go.
Okay.
Right, the pole is locked, and for the first time tonight, ladies and gentlemen, we have a top.
We do. We have a tie between two of the people. I don't think we have a tie.
Oh, yes, we do have a tie. We have a tie.
We have a tie between Jason, Wayne, and Nick Pollum. All right.
We will both give them both points, if they're ready. Eyes front.
All right. Producer, Tom, I will not mix them on my iPad, so you guys are going to have to do that yourself.
But now folks it's time to tackle our favorite milestone of the evening and that is to give
the Sonic Piker a permanent face tattoo.
That's right, a permanent face tattoo for charity.
Isn't that right Mary?
Hothon, we very much appreciated how you have brought out the best and the brightest
here tonight for charity.
Thank you.
Are they at a different show?
Yeah, she's Paula, of course, the brightest.
It's not a lie.
I just got here.
We really want to support you,
so Twitch will be donating $10,000 to you today.
Yes.
Okay, so I'm going to take my jacket off.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
I'm sure some people are really enjoying this.
That means that I'm talking to you.
very carefully
oh you're gonna mess up the skin care
it's just so...
look at that
wow
my intestine
nah, well if I did this for 50 change subs you would be tired of the girls
you ever gave me a temporary tattoo before?
it's a permanent one
oh it is?
I don't know if you've ever wanted one
you can't
no, it's new technology
Make this perfect, thank you.
For the man I'm a girl.
You'll be having one opportunity to make him look like an asshole for the rest of the weekend.
It's hard to get him on a tattoo to appear in, you know?
Probably get him that. It's very difficult.
You might need more water, in fact just douse his white tattoo.
I love you.
I love you too.
That's right.
It looks great, it's done.
Thank you. Thank you for using your platform for good and thank you for raising money for a wonderful cause.
Give it up for Mary Kish everybody. Thank you Mary!
Now, if we only have one round and one milestone to go, pie in the face is going to be anything.
It's going to be anything. Open up. Open for interpretation.
Can we now hear a long fucking time now?
Oh, it's anyone but us.
Open for interpretation.
I don't know.
Let's keep...
You got this.
Let's keep donating to PieDom.
Who's gonna get a pie in the face, folks?
Alright.
Let's take a look at the total donation so far,
and that QR code on the screen.
You can hold your point and put your phone up to...
Say that QR code on the screen.
Just take your fucking phone!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Donate money, please.
We've got a second one.
I hope we're also spanning the lake of the chat as well.
So if you are participating from home and watching,
you can probably click on the link in the description
if you're spanning as well.
That's right.
Lake of the Chat.
Continue to donate.
We really appreciate all your support, ladies and gentlemen.
And we hope to see that continued support
right after this quick break.
All right.
Yeah, okay.
Backstreet, 3, 2, 1.
What's the last one?
3, 2, 1.
6, yeah.
Oh, he's serious.
7, 8, 7, 8.
I've been standing for too long, y'all.
Yeah, you're quick back.
You look good, man.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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I
Is this the last one the battery getting low like it's it isn't charged as fast
Welcome back everyone. How are we doing? It's time for our final round and ladies and gentlemen, we have the surprise guest to help out our last place to pay the very no money.
Sandy, you'll get on your feet and welcome to the stage, the Underweaver!
I love you!
Everyone is out of the spell!
Here's your backers, here's your performances, here's your performances.
Amazing, amazing.
We have a re-brand coming.
I'm here to help you win, it took me a while to get the security.
But I see this liberal panel up here in Magical Daniel is going to make a man!
Anyway, uh, what great idea could it be a barricade for the rest of this?
Thank you.
Yeah, I need that.
Yeah, it's gonna help a lot with the devil.
Alright, here we go.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm officially American!
Man!
We have to do something about these immigrants, man.
Yeah!
Come in with a Northern border!
Okay!
However, straightforward debate, we have just one more topic on the table for you all, and it's an extremely important one.
Our final round is called, What Would A Song Do?
That's very important for me. Here's your question. Imagine, politics has been done quitsch.
What would I do now? What would I do? What would I do here? What's my second act?
second egg and this does not have to be live or on quick let your imagination run wild for my
next chapter in life you each will have 60 seconds to respond let's start with the baby no money
blood weight team you're gonna start with us yes that's a big thing for the opportunity
we're really prepared for this now let's talk about a song crazy content crazy beautiful man
I think the man, I think he wants a little bit of peace and mindfulness sometimes.
Hey, can you go on twitter.com without seeing him in the training and a couple of fancams?
No, you can't.
He's going to need God's work.
So what does he do when he can't on the street?
Practice mindfulness.
Porn!
Look at his face.
Which is beautiful.
Sexy.
Man.
He's got to be in this.
Ladies and gentlemen.
What do you think about the other way to kill him?
I'm the one who has some washes here, okay?
We're going to go live more, quick. 10 more seconds.
10 more seconds? Yes.
Well, we've got 10 seconds. I know. I know. I can't believe that's how fast you get it done.
So a lot of the time it's like, I know what it is sometimes.
We'll see it to the end of the video. That's all the time you've got.
Okay, time for you guys.
Thank you.
Nick Powell, you are currently leading my life.
Good, I should be.
This might solidify your victory.
What do I do in my next chapter?
You have 60 seconds on the clock.
Go.
OK, thank you, son.
So the question is, what would the son do if he was
in Twitch chat politics?
Well, it's obvious.
You just go to YouTube, and you continue in politics.
Because that's all you do, is politics.
So you've never stuck with politics.
Hell, you might start with a problem somewhere, if you let yourself, to be honest.
So, you just keep going with what you're doing, because it works for you.
I see you keep going.
You're too much. It sucks.
Not for the son in the office.
Okay. All right. Moving on, Jason. No points for you, Dave.
Go ahead. What would I do with my second chapter and my final chapter in life?
I mean, like Ludwig said over there, muscular.
Thank you.
some nice weird, you know, leech-taker-tank-top-off.
I'm probably going to...
It's a serious debate show.
Probably going to the OnlyFans.
Hey, we want The OnlyFans.
Okay, that's the same answer. You made different answers.
You have 30 minutes left.
Fuck.
Probably flippin' birds.
Elemory.
I mean besides politics, besides who looks, you got a fellow who got the levels,
with converters.
Okay, once for Jason, Caroline Mott.
If you deliver here, you're at 11 points alongside Sear.
Besides giving out games, you guys have an opportunity, okay?
If you deliver here, very well you can potentially pick up.
I need you to lock the fuck in if you have a minute.
What is my next chapter? Go!
Your next chapter? Well, I think maybe you finally participate in pop culture for the first time in your life.
You listen to music, you watch movies, you would become the biggest male movie film guy on Twitch.
Because there's a lot of space, there's some really, um, space to fill in that, uh, area, and obviously you would pick films by strong...
You're just missing writing your boyfriend.
Yeah, that would be a nice chapter, wouldn't it?
Yeah, I finally get shot, broken down without politics, and come cry in the dead.
No voice for you, Caroline Steer.
Oh, I know what was after that.
One minute, I'm about to go.
Yeah, politics gets banned from Twitch.
You try to become an actor, but you fail.
You earn that money, but you have one day to get into a car accident.
You end up in a vegetative state of impossible.
Eventually, you watch all your loved ones give up on you.
You make you come out of it, present society and think of self-present the health care system, and you overdo it so you can't do it.
If you guys do what, I'll be at your funeral drinking a lot of tea.
No, there's no tiebreaker.
Tom, producer Tom is yelling at my ear.
They're saying there's a tiebreaker or a bottle.
But currently, seriously, it's 12 points.
I'm going to go out and chase Malina 13 at 14, and maybe no one at 10.
Yeah!
Okay.
That was late, dawg.
What do you mean, what?
It is tough for a YouTube YouTuber to get through security.
There's a lot of idiotity going on, dawg.
There's a few layers.
All right, well, his helmet broke down.
That's about time, ladies and gentlemen.
I've got a lot to think about.
Private Chad, let's give it up for our amazing debaters tonight.
Austin and Will, back to you.
What?
Alright Will, what a crumb show it's been.
What a show.
It's been amazing.
Jack, it's almost time for our awards.
And you get to pick your favorite from the night.
Who should win the champion award?
Vote now by tapping one, two, three, four, or five.
But people should have voted for your favorite.
If you didn't see it one time,
I love the town, love the city, I'm gonna love it.
Time to, Jason, we need to trade.
An empty form, and maybe no money.
Five.
That's right. I've lived here all along.
If the stock could no longer do full-time work,
I'd need to follow you.
Just do a trade.
Yes, he loves trade.
He loves trade.
He would dedicate his support behind any country
who has a trade.
Or a good trade.
Time.
Hello, sir.
Yeah, put on my mic.
Jack.
Damn.
How do you think one of these, who's your favorite person?
You know what?
If I have to give it to someone, Vincent Sear is my winner of the day.
A great image of Hassan overgrowsing on all of his videos after meeting at a vegetarian
stand for decades.
I would echo that sentiment in a incredible fan performance.
Thanks for one of them.
Let's take a look at that one, it's freaking great.
$48,000 and another $895 of those American beatbacks.
That is incredible.
Give a round of applause.
That's what I'm going to do.
And give a round of applause for yourselves.
That's the end of this day.
What a press con.
Thank you so much to everybody for all the donations.
It's really going to some really great causes, right?
And you can keep no heads.
We will keep the campaign open.
But now folks, it's time for our award presentation.
So let's get a little bit drunk, boy.
You can use your feet.
Come on, everybody.
Let's start with our last place.
Congratulations on being the first to manage the night.
Give it up for...
Congratulations guys, I wanted to ask you, how are you feeling about your lack of effort
performance?
I feel great.
Thank you so much for your participation.
This is a book.
It's titled, How to Win an Argument.
We give people the best.
Yeah, you guys know it.
I appreciate that.
argument. We give you the best. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I appreciate that. What are you, what are you, how are you feeling?
You look good sexually speaking right now. You know, it was a bit of a tough one. I got two
car accidents, three weeks ago. I'm still using it as an excuse though, kind of a couple weeks
and now one, but I just want to say, happen to be on stage with you, maybe that makes me stupid though.
Good luck, everybody.
Yay!
For the champ's favorite award.
Thanks to all of you who chanced about it.
The winner of that award is...
Jason DeWittie!
I'm glad you're all here.
Jason DeWittie!
For over $17.76!
I see it. I see it.
Jason, you really pumped the fuckin' boots in there.
You got your audience to come in and I told him not to.
And basically, you know...
Why do you sound disappointing?
It's all real, I'm not disappointing.
You need to pay that to come in.
$17 for Amazon gift card!
$17 for 2016.
He just told you to sign a candy bar.
How much can a banana cost?
I'll probably get a candy bar, a Kit Kat.
It's a Morgane creature.
Everybody, you're welcome.
Where's yours?
I am about to say that I don't think it's going to be.
What don't you think?
I'm going to say this publicly.
Those of you who are out there don't know, Jason likes to brisk people up.
It's a whole gang of people.
This fortune, I'm going on a stream and I think you can see who Danny Lee,
which is a two of their brain, anyway, congratulations!
Congratulations!
Thank you.
Thank you.
And finally ladies and gentlemen, for the best debate tonight, the ultimate debate of history in the first place.
They take home the giant boxes and crowns, but folks don't see which is where they're from.
Congratulations to Nick Hollins!
It is real. This is a massive hand made, oh my gosh,
exclusive, real platinum, possibility to bake lords,
Twitch streamer of originals, bellbuckles,
like, how ever you see it later in Texas.
Oh my God. Here you go.
Yeah, that's right.
I got my pride because I have one thing in the old
I don't want to just bring something, but it was not for my idea.
Thank you all for participating.
This is great.
I'm going to take you to home today.
Whatever it is you want to say.
Congratulations to you.
Who do you feel like had the worst performance tonight?
The worst performance?
A lot of it because he was late.
And a lot of it.
Every single person here, everyone who's part of the show,
thank you so much for coming.
Thank you Austin.
Thank you Wilman.
You guys were wonderful almost. You carried me in my process.
Thank you to the fire department, the business theater, the Caroline, Jason, and you, Nick Paolo.
They didn't know what else were going to be held games on Twitch.
Thank you, Nondra, you were a great fuck. Oh my god.
Are you keeping people out of the books?
Oh, they have none.
Nondra, thank you for being a fantastic mind and to Mary Kiddish.
and the everything out drew from the town hall.
You did a fantastic job.
All the areas that I hope you guys check out
and see the person out there who's a Twitch.
This has been my first ever Twitch streamer
of original Special Shots production crew.
This was an impossible program
around all of your help.
Thank you so much for helping put this on.
And I just want to leave.
Thanks to everyone in the crowd and at home
We're helping to raise almost $50,000 for some great charities.
This was a lot of fun.
Thanks for watching today, lords, everyone.
And I'm ready.
Oh, my God.
Oh, there's no shrine here.
See you next year.
Oh, my God.
Fucking good.
Thank you.
Let's talk.
Let's talk, go on.
What an appearance.
All right, let's talk.
If you use a...
If you wasn't accepted, don't fight to go.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, it's gonna be fun.
Okay.
He's good.
Huh?
He's good.
That's who the longest f**k.
Do I go backstage?
Oh, I don't know. I'm just following you.
Yeah do I get how do I return these back back here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ah, good.
Let's go back on.
My pants falling, bro.
That's a great show, Dave.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Am I going the right way?
Yeah.
I'm going to get dressed.
See Jason, please.
Yeah, see Jason, bro.
Holy shit.
We might need to unplug the mic for a bit because it's not, because like it's slowly going down.
Yeah, we have two more photo booths.
Oh, you want to do a little strip?
Yeah, it's true.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude, they put my shit legitimately out of key.
When I got out there, I was like, oh, I know.
It's gonna be like this.
It's gonna be like that.
Nah, yeah, they give you dirty.
Dude, I was like, hey, you know what?
Why not just make it one-tent?
That'd be one-tent.
Oh
Oh
If anything if this one dies I have my phone
I don't know, I don't know, I can't see. Yeah, yeah, I don't know, but they said re-check, so it's like, it might be real.
I was putting the cards in the way.
Oh, no, unofficial. Yeah.
Hey, Caroline.
What's up, we good?
We don't need it.
We don't need to take this.
I don't know.
They're dipping.
I think they're dipping already.
You're fucking amazing.
Really impressive shit.
I just got that one camping date.
We're not camping at all yet.
Right.
We don't need it.
We don't need it.
No, no, it's very good.
Excuse me.
two hours two hours that was two hours oh yeah oh yeah it was a minute it was a minute
for sure 2.5 yeah yeah no no no no like two hours and a half W segment though they
like that yeah yeah it was cool yeah yeah this would be in your sweats but yeah I
I think you should have some whipped cream on your face.
Right here?
And then right here.
Yeah, yeah, you guys.
It's just smell like fuckin' business.
It's just smell like business.
It's not good, literally.
It's a fast and relay.
What is that?
It's a daily relay.
It's like, oh my, I'm supposed to have a battery died.
It's a fast?
Yeah, so that's like, I try to jump stuff in.
That's how the water is still there.
I had to replace the battery.
Damn.
I was following you.
I was following you for a day,
but I didn't like, I put my hands in the bag.
I'm going to go take a piss and say hi to everyone, I have no idea what that is, I can't
Yeah, it's really cool, yeah, same for me.
Oh yeah, you're just standing, right?
Yeah.
You ready?
I'm fucking sick of it.
These are actual clothes.
Yeah, these are my actual clothes.
Thank you, dawg.
Let's just go out back. All right
Thank you so much
You fucking killed us
You did a fantastic job
You did so good
You showed up
And you know, we needed you
You fucking pulled through
You were hilarious
Yeah, we came like
Real WNFU activities right there
WNFU
I was a little bit like
I had not spilled
You know, two hours break and a very long time.
You see my dick?
You know me?
I want those fucking spiky pants.
Oh, you want spiky pants?
Yeah, bro.
I took your ass.
You look like an NBA player.
I don't know what happened.
I mean, you know...
Life means you look like a fucking...
Yeah, I need that picture of me.
...teens right now.
Yeah.
Oh, all right.
Uh, what are y'all about to do now?
Later?
Yeah it's first.
Where's QT?
He's not made to go to the toilet.
She's off the stage.
I'll be right back.
Alright, well...
Let's go ladies.
Bye, bye.
6...
But now, chat.
We young.
Where they at? Go meet people?
Oh, C.S.?
I don't even know where I'm going.
I didn't even wash my hands.
The rest of them don't know?
Yo, Ted, we all going into Hassan City.
Going?
They put the car in there.
Tendon Cadet? Where they at?
I'm not allowed. I did it too.
Bro?
I was bad.
Once I did it too.
You challenged me for this?
Bro.
security in the chat
security, if it wasn't for one second
you would have stopped left and right
you wouldn't even made it here
nah, if I was a fucker
nah, I'm good
okay
yo, let's get chat
you look chat, I just wanted to say
the only reason I was late
was cause Jason called me
15 minutes, he was 15 minutes
on the way and he was all like where you at
that was the only reason I was late
Like, bruh.
When he texted me, I responded.
You know what I'm saying?
That was the only reason I was late.
Cause look, he texted me, I responded within one minute, bruh.
I don't want to show it to him.
But look, I responded within one minute.
I can't even show it.
But I was like, you awake?
I said, yeah.
And then he didn't text me.
And then he told me when he's 15 minutes away,
he's all like, where you at?
Like, bruh.
You know what I'm saying?
It's okay. He's busy. He's streaming 24-7, but you know what I'm saying? I just think people were like, oh, I might be late.
That was the only reason.
I think it was because his shit was live in any way.
Okay.
What's happening up here?
I was just telling them why I was late.
Oh.
You're a natural.
I'll let you own the spot.
No, you Christian.
You got it. You got it. You got it.
Wait, where do I go to the main area again?
Okay.
Wait.
What the fuck is this?
It's my mom called me because she uh...
Wow.
Why? Did you see that?
I'm not gonna lie, bro. There was some...
like spine tingling moments during that event, bro.
some people said that they had to like like tap out real quick
oh you know ring
wait check when the switch comes close
oh an hour
I
oh my god oh you want me to say? yeah okay awesome i love you
come on now yeah mama
immigrant this is expanded thank you what's your name
Diego nice to meet you you won't figure it out if you want to do a walk
i'd like to say like no picture that's how i walk
I'm gonna take my stuff to a wall over there for five hours.
For fun.
I'm gonna take my stuff to a wall.
I didn't know it was there
still standing?
yeah, i'm still standing, we got what?
i'm going to swim
i'm going to swim
i know, i'm going to swim
yeah, i'm going to swim
i'm going to swim here
oh, you like it?
yeah, it's uh...
is it like dry?
i can't know
i'm going to swim here
oh, it's sort of soft
soft
oh, you gotta face it
what about if you go?
um, i'm just walking around
oh, it's the same thing
yeah, i'm just walking around
nice to meet you, i'm eline
oh, shit
oh, my God
Have a good day!
Have a good day!
Oh shit, I'm really numb.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Okay, yeah, what is your name?
I'm going to go to the camera again.
Thank you.
Yeah, chill out what I did, yeah?
Chill out.
That's how nice of you.
I'll get you out.
I'm keeping it.
I'm keeping it.
I'm keeping it.
I'm keeping it.
I'm keeping it.
I don't want it.
I'm keeping it.
You got to get me the selfie real quick.
Yeah.
Ah, these are ops.
I'm getting the selfie.
Oh, no.
Of course.
You're kidding.
What were the persons man?
I don't know what to do bro.
Hey, shout out.
Hey, W.J.
Hey, W.J.
Stand it up.
Stand it up.
Okay, sure.
There are some moments where
I was like,
fighting on my legs like,
yeah.
I was like,
ah!
Let's do a group picture, guys, a group picture, and better at the time.
Good day.
All right, let's get the photo.
Alright, let's get the photo.
Damn, how long have you been here?
What is that T-shirt?
Damn how long you been here?
I got here like 2 hours ago
I'm an airman but you don't want to see my hand
Oh my god stop my hand
I just said I'm trying to stay
I'm trying to stay
I'm trying to stay
I'm trying to stay
I'm trying to stay
I'm trying to stay
I'm trying to stay
I'm trying to stay
I'm trying to stay
I got Jason. Yeah, I'm trying to bet. I'm trying to bet I'm going to check the
You got a big
How you feeling? How you feeling, man?
We got energy like you do.
I've watched this one. He's got a shot, but it's dribbling.
No, I'm not.
Hi. No, I'm going to eat.
What we thinking, bro?
Let's go. Cool 50, cool 50.
250?
No, 50, 50.
$50.
Okay.
75?
75.
All right, 75.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
Sit on it.
Sit on it.
Alright, no problem.
We're gonna play tonight, right?
Yeah.
I'm gonna get that fucking 60-pounder.
Please, Simpson.
How did they hurt me?
That's different, I don't know
Where's Kite and Tent?
I don't know
I'm not going to picture them
Oh, I got you
Yeah, let's do it quick
I don't know, but there's somewhere they said
Oh, I got you
Alright, real quick
Here you go
I'll show you
Yeah, they're just sitting there looking quite lonely.
You go here and they're all full of fun.
Wait, where are they?
Hey, I'm out of here.
What's your name?
David.
David, nice to meet you.
Hi, yo.
This is David.
You're welcome.
Yeah, I got to see you.
Hi, yo.
Take care.
Take care, too.
Take care, too.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, wait, wait.
Make it walk.
Make it walk.
Make it walk.
Hi, yo.
Make it walk.
Make it walk.
Make it walk.
Come on, make it quick.
Now look, look at the line right there while you walk here.
While you walk here.
Shit, damn.
I thought I was wearing it up.
Where is that?
I can't find it.
Shit.
You're different
Oh, I know you. Yeah, you're useless boy
You're the guy that says I want to say
That's it's huge bro
Yeah, let's go my boy. I'll catch you another day.
Let him cook! Let him cook!
Where is Tendon Kyler?
Wait, shut up. Anyone?
He snuck into the Facebook.
Oh, fuck, you're good.
It's a little wishy-washy right here.
Wishy-washy?
Yeah. It's back. Can I come to those?
I'm not gonna make it. They're not there now.
How the fuck are you gonna tell me if I don't get something to eat?
It's good.
I
Know one of them look at them in lab
Wait, are they in the lobby?
Oh
What I want
Laces behind you oh my god
I guess we did it, let me see if that had another piece of it
Obviously it goes from the flight to the next
Where the fuck do I go?
Not for our dogs, like across the street, outside
Okay, across the street right here
Oh shit
Hacks?
Yeah
OSDS?
What's the SPB?
What's called rug?
We're calling to see what's up, but we want to be one of them.
Because he got a whole court.
Yo!
No!
Nothing's gonna stop you!
Rugg! Yo, Rugg!
Nobody's gonna stop you!
Are you back at the crew?
Stop! You don't even get it!
What's happening to you? You're just one-on-one.
Oh, just wrap it up.
Just wrap it up, I was just going to go eat, I was just asking you.
8.30, back.
Back, back, let's do it.
Alright bro.
Peace.
Chris, Chris, Chris, you can't hide.
You're sponsored by Genesis.
Chris, Chris, you can't hide.
You're sponsored by Genesis.
What a great time of night man.
There's the guy, I gotta fix it.
What's up?
How are you?
I'm doing fine.
Take care.
Thanks for coming.
Thanks bro.
Thank you bro.
Thanks for coming tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ah yeah.
Keep it.
Alright, see you guys tomorrow.
Alright, see you guys tomorrow.
Come in.
Is that cool?
hey
What are you out though?
I have a notebook here. I gotta switch out another portable. Okay. You wanna do right now? Yeah, okay
Alright, we're good
oh
my left
not like
five
five for cool
they call it they for five
oh is this like, is this Mexican?
this is old
Mexican
Mexican
they're leaving?
they're not eating
where?
damn bro
Yes, I don't know they should be here. You could call them
Yo, we all that man. We all that man. Oh, it's a good retriever
Bro
I'm lost bro. I'm lost. I miss you on me. Oh
Oh, I'm coming
I suppose kind of crazy.
Right here, I didn't know on the other side of this.
From the background, they're going to come this way.
Something like this.
We're going to cross.
Yeah, Ron was like right here from the back where you came to twist car with
myself
I'm living by myself
I see him, Jay. Thanks man, keep it up.
This way?
Yeah, right there
I'm tired, bro
Oh my god, bro
That's my uh, what?
It's like six years old.
Oh my god.
That's heavy.
It's like five, like, four.
Five, that's all good.
Nah, y'all should kiss.
Nah, you should kiss her on the forehead right now.
That's all good.
Yeah.
That's all good.
Yeah.
That's all good.
Yeah.
Yeah, Summer says that she wants to kiss on the forehead
It was fun, right?
Are you on the safe home?
Yeah.
Your phone died.
How was that?
How was he going?
He was calm.
Shut up.
You can't hear me.
I can't hear me.
The three spookies.
I mean, they say clones?
No.
They seem bad.
They're bad?
Yeah.
She was fucking out.
Oh, it was him.
She was nothing.
She had no clothes on.
She wasn't.
She wasn't.
She wasn't.
She wasn't.
She wasn't.
She wasn't.
She wasn't.
She wasn't.
She went up to the next
What was it?
What?
Oh no
She saw it
I don't know how to make it
Except for the car
I don't know a lot of you
You do that
Damn I'm streaming
You do it on stream
Call her right now
Call her right now
I watched the video
oh my god
it's fucking close
oh no
who's that?
he's got blackboard in my sleeve
yeah
I hate black people
he's playing Valorant and he's like
I hate black
now but you got that guy
that was a minute ago I guess
yeah yeah
I wonder how much that's going to put in W's right now.
I'm getting quite used to it.
Honestly, this is on the last episode.
See, actually, isn't she hanging out with it?
She's hanging out with people who like modern shit.
Like phoba?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, phobia, phobia.
Nah, we should leave.
Nah, we should leave. Let's go.
Let's take some where she's at.
Are we going to leave it right now?
Yes!
What the fuck?
I mean that was like a long time ago.
It was like a couple years, no?
Yeah.
I mean, I don't even care about it.
I see that clip and it's crazy.
I was like...
Do you want it all to yourself?
No.
Take it to your house.
Yeah, take it to your house.
No, take it to your house.
You have a number.
If you have your number, I'm gonna block it right now.
Wait, wait, wait, she might have blocked me, hold up.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I can choose?
Yeah, you can go.
You hang up, it's going to show on number.
All right, I just like this.
Wait, I think, look, look, this is our last message.
I want you so bad!
Oh!
I'm gonna block, I'm gonna block.
Jason Buzmaw's message is she said, fuck your parents,
he said, yeah, you right, I lied.
Fuck you, and fuck your engagement, and fuck your job,
and fuck you racist bitch.
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
So you and her have a past.
Yeah, but I don't know the camera.
Okay, what sense was the past?
Huh? Like what was the past?
Look, look, look, we didn't mention the past.
Yeah, I got to read it.
So if I don't just go and let me read it.
What did you do? Concentrate on the past?
Yeah, I'm like that on the brain.
Oh, boy.
wait what how did it escalate oh this is some other shit oh we went on she ran
on the text of Disney we won't be doing that right now maybe if you're
honest with me one day we can do that oh I think I lied to her I was like I
didn't know what happened that's that's hilarious
yo
No, it's not what you think now. Well, you guys know he's not can I get a picture of you? Yeah, and then make it good
You're a sloppy seconds human. I didn't know him playing valorant with someone two years ago with floppy seconds
You today
Is my brick
Should we move?
Move it a little less.
I'll get on there.
Is it over here?
Let's go to the front.
About what?
That's a good clip.
What if she just is a part of our game?
What if our game starts filming?
She just starts moving.
And then you start rizzing her.
Not rizzing her bro.
Apparently it's sloppy seconds.
No, bro.
I literally played Valorant with her.
You know about Valorant, you know about Valorant days, Mark.
Left over at Lacey.
Any girl that any guy has ever interacted with is considered left over.
She's not so stupid.
Nah, I thought I was in the third.
It's okay.
It could be worse.
What do you say?
I'm here.
I mean...
You want to run away from that one?
I don't have a car, I'm sure you've got it.
I mean, you know what she said to me?
It's the way it is.
She's probably watching, bro, to be honest with me.
She's like losing my number.
No, she's part of the community.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's cool.
Yeah.
I don't really feel that part.
I'm not in some big shit, but it's been a while.
She's probably caught.
You got fluffy hair like you got that ticked off
Look at that bro get out of here.
He got four eyes.
Damn!
He's causing a door.
What was that long time?
Dill in with the 10!
Thank you!
We're not going to risk that.
We're not going to risk that.
We're not going to risk that.
I think I'm going to say thank you.
Oh my God.
I'm going to say thank you.
What is this?
Oh, look Emily.
What? Oh, hi Emily.
Oh, hi Christian.
Oh, look at Emily.
I love you so much.
We look like...
Wait, can you do your emote?
Oh, I know the emote.
Oh, don't go under with me.
What is it?
There they go.
There you go.
There you go.
Good job.
Good job.
I love that.
There's a guy at the end of the restaurant over there.
Do you guys get to bite it?
Yeah!
We're closing!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the way, that's the way.
Thank you so much.
Do you have food?
Yeah.
I'm sure you guys can go and get it.
Is it in here right now?
Yeah.
I want to save you.
I was planning to get in there.
It's just pretty long.
W side-cliffs.
I bet for streamers, I obviously need to buy them.
I heard y'all got the Glitch event.
It's a woman, it's a woman, it's a woman, it's a woman?
Well, yeah, I did.
He actually just transitioned.
Careful.
I'll get you out of here.
I want to get you out of here.
I'm running out of so much gas in my ass now.
This is really a horror weapon.
I mean, seriously.
I want to see it again.
That's right.
Oh, you get to see it again.
No, no, no.
It's better to keep it straight.
We're like this in the city.
Yeah, you got it.
Hey, Dad.
Hey, Dave.
Hey, how's it going?
Whoa, wait.
We were invited to come here.
Hey, we're letting you guys in.
Dave, let's go attend the event.
There's no one in this thing.
Ah, you made them.
Who's it getting, Dave?
Where are the lists?
Where are the lists?
Oh, hell yeah.
Hold on.
Back with that.
Well, hold on, guys.
You got to check with them.
Catch up with us.
We can't have it.
He's only doing the same thing.
I guess we're almost there.
Oh, those two are very nice.
Next time though, next time though.
Next time, next time.
We're not going to hug her.
We're not.
Will they all be at the DJ party tonight?
DJ party?
Yeah, of course.
I'm no idea.
Bye.
There is...
We're just going to DJ Party, Pat, besides the streets.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You have my number.
Actually, you fuck this, you have my number.
I don't.
You know that?
Yes, I can get who was it.
What?
I don't know who it was.
I don't think you have any face on a computer.
Now face 2D.
Now it's someone called one. Oh, no, I know it was. I know it was.
What if you were with me in this car?
Awww.
I identify in this car, but you're on the street.
I'm not saying it's a party.
Yeah, yeah. Keep on the catch up.
Alright.
Bye-bye.
This is walked out.
Right one?
Yeah.
If I asked you to charge the mic, what would you do with the camera while you're trying to put the lights on?
Oh, proper.
You go try to put it, right?
Yeah.
Drew puts the camera down facing the ground.
What a fucking guy.
Oh, what he's doing that like?
Nah, that's crazy.
Dude, are you even charging that?
Yeah.
I think about time we get one's like, hey, that's a call.
I don't know, anybody wants to meet me here
No, I don't think they would be able to meet me here
Come on, man
Yeah, no, they would probably meet me here
You saw what's happening?
Yeah
Great security's out
Yeah
What are we doing?
We're going to bomb
Uh, only three
Yeah
Only three people
Only three people
Only
I'm the guy that reports to them
Oh
Yeah
Oh
Oh man, that was pretty good.
He said just one.
Oh, it's actually me.
Oh, that one.
I'm gonna go left here.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's there.
Fuck, I can move.
Jason, where are you going?
I'm gonna go here.
I'm gonna stop my ass.
That's not good.
I cracked my back.
Orggy, do you know how to crack back?
Like you gotta pick him up and then you just bend him back.
Hold this camera.
That was a liar.
I think it's long enough.
Can we do it?
Like this?
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait, what are you doing?
What's funky riding here?
It's so heavy.
Oh man, just like pushing.
Stop making gay remarks, guys.
Yeah, like literally crack.
No, not gay.
No, I'm so ugly.
You get a high grade.
You sure?
I mean, it's nice, right?
I guess.
How much did that cost?
Wait a minute.
Wait, but it's something to put the diamonds to.
I'm sorry, my friend's kind of stupid.
He's all alone about it.
How much it cost?
$463.2.
Are you calculating it?
Are you going to be like,
They're gonna be like, yeah, this guy's $400.
Go say something, man.
Tau.
Tau?
Keu.
Tau.
Tau's not.
Tau-tua?
Like, Tau-tua?
We just said that at the same time.
Tau-tua?
Dude, they made a podcast.
Here's some fucking of this.
My script, my script.
You know what a tau is?
What?
A tau.
Look at the fuck is a tau.
What's this?
What?
Tom
What the fuck is a Tom?
Tom
Sorry, what is a Tom?
It's my friend Tom
Oh, is that a Siha?
Siha
Wow
Oh, I was gonna ask you
Hey, that's a cool thing
Look at that
Oh, you don't want it?
Look at that zombie, it's a fox, you know what I'm saying?
You gotta get in here, you gotta get in here, you're just scared, I'm just scared.
Come on, that's how it goes, that's how it goes.
Wait, are you still with Boba?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Go.
Oh my God, who's that?
I'll always be with Boba, they'll never be, are you still with Boba?
I will marry her!
What's your photo?
I'm gonna sit you down.
I thought I was gonna miss you, miss your body?
I feel like this is the animosity of the air.
Ah, she says she likes to what you look!
I was thinking the same thing about her, Neville.
And how are you?
It's E. That's you.
Like, I'm good.
And, uh, when you graduate...
She's smart. She's smart.
Oh, you go over, though.
Oh, shit.
He's not our man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Twitch time, see you tomorrow!
Peace!
I always see you guys screaming like that.
Did Nas leave?
Wait, yeah, why would he...
Chas, you guys snamming Nas, Nas hasn't been with me the whole day.
So now I have to figure out where he is. I don't understand this. Yeah, I think it's OCS. Yeah, he's with everyone else
I don't get it. I don't fucking get it
Why would you guys come with us? It is close to here. Okay. Okay, we'll go then. Yeah, it is close to here.
Runs as far. Yeah, it doesn't make sense for you. Wait, noz has my thing.
I have my phone.
I'm pretty sure I have this tripod on.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you probably do.
And check. Mr. Uber.
Could you pause real quick?
We got people coming out of the car.
You coming out?
Yeah, these two guys are just going to leave.
Do you want the backpack then?
Just leave the backpack with me, yeah.
They're bringing it?
Let's just charge everything then.
All right.
Peace.
I
We're on people on tiktok are mad at me and you
Where's my teacher where's where's ours?
I'm gonna say when it's going to run
On my
You have to try to pull. I can't.
You heard? No.
You have to have both portable chargers and all the lights.
Can you do that?
Is here in Zablewood?
Do you want me to or no?
Piece of shit.
I mean, I thought we were just going to go all in.
I don't know my portable. I don't know where it is.
Is it in there?
No, that's why it's taking me there.
Oh wait, I can't. I'm a smug.
Have you seen an OSC or a BME?
Wait, we'll both join it.
I'll probably do that tomorrow.
Because we have rug sleepover in Zablewood?
No, no, no.
What do you want to do?
I want to do a one phone.
Yeah, it's gonna be on one phone.
You gonna put it on Jason's thing?
Yeah.
I'll put it on my phone.
I'm supposed to put it on the back, but I'm gonna put it on the front.
Give it to him.
To the left.
Should I just go on?
You're gonna have to.
It's on clips right now.
I have to log out of my shit.
I'm gonna go to clips real quick.
We're gonna go on one phone.
Peace.
I just turned to the side.
I don't be randomly twerking.
Oh, it's not twerking but just like making it clap like...
Give it a like
Wait, you don't think it's real that's your real ass cheeks, bro
Yo
I don't be doing that
Don't be doing that. Maybe I think that's just you. I think that's just you
Are you gonna put a phone guy- OH!
Okay so, what should we do?
Alright.
If I was there, I would probably pee on-
Well now there's some- I'm just like trying to learn-
Okay I'll try to wing it here.
She's so deaf guy, I know I'm not that guy.
You can write by my side.
OOOHHHHHHHHH!
25 gifted right now if you sin city you gonna work on a beat or what you gonna
start singing actually back what's it called after after the fucking are you
you guys saying sage yes I spent 80 bucks on the thing I didn't get it
we saw my backpack no the internet I put it in the box
I'll have it in the backpack you never get it
no it won't work it told me I had to end my shoes I didn't want to
end the end of it
there's a wi-fi in there
are you supposed to?
I'm about to order food at Burger's house
is that the Valkyrie she was there today
wait Valkyrie was there?
she was at the the baby
They were telling me that Valkyrie wanted to see me.
Is that real?
Oh, she didn't say anything.
I just said, come on.
You're always feeling much like saying, Valkyrie needs you.
Valkyrie wants you.
I live in metaphor like two seconds.
You confident against Ruff?
Hell yeah.
Two and a stay?
Wait, 50?
50 for me.
Hey, I got 50 gift to show up.
See, how many gift do we got today, bro?
How many gift did I get?
How many gift do we get today, Jack?
Is it off the clip still for us?
Oh.
Who giving me 50 we need to refer what you want you already know thank you, bro
Thank you for the five fucking gift zero gifted today. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you guys excuse me not calling
I'm closing my check as my phone's about to die
Okay, actually, he's not on me. You guys let me open up my discord every time
As her four subs away from 31 K somebody drop by 50
You have five earlier. Oh, oh shit nice
Can you guys tell me what someone gives me?
If I have your chat open for a second.
W chats.
Nah chat. Nah chat.
We got five gifted Lacey.
Are we gonna lie up in the XUC?
Are you gonna read them out?
You can hear it, but you bet us.
XUC is actually me out orin'.
I did not get gifted a hundred something.
Is the XUC to the meet or are you every year?
Hold on, there's a figure I gotta get to the hundred.
Oh my god, iton with the 50 giftage.
Thank you for the 50 giftage, iton.
I love you, bro.
I love you, iton.
31K.
Are we spending watch time, bro?
It was good with y'all.
No dick, sir.
XQC is too humble for how much money he has.
Yeah?
Yeah, he's super cool.
He said he would have came to the phase house.
But he said, I don't know what to do.
got a vital
you know that
wait what's it called
um
w50 oh my
i tell with the 50
oh my god thank you
i tell them bro
thank you i tell
i love you bro
yeah yeah
i just uh
don't say what i think
he's shot
I post these zombie people my ass I could hear you hate it from the back
And every time I hear this noise that oh
I just fucked on this Nick this next guy his name was Nix his name was nix his name was nix
I sort of got I sort of got stopped stop. No, no
Thank you, dude. Thank you, dude. Thank you.
I don't know. Everyone say thank you. Goddamn, bro.
Falled off by one bit.
See, my chat, my chat's chatted out. I think I'm on a 3,000 chat stream right now.
I missed 20 Godgifts from someone else? Oh my God, thank you, bro.
We're getting rich!
We should have for my 25, you turd nugget.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Thank you, no, holy shit.
Not chat.
We get some gifted subs, remember 50,000 subs and all our chats, it's true.
It's Mexican, I'm not sure you need to do that.
Guys, if the keyword to enter a giveaway for a sub is Jason is ugly,
make sure to type it in the chat if you want to gift himself.
It's lying y'all.
It was.
We bought the $17 Amazon gift card.
$18 gift card.
What if it's actually a lot?
We were deep in it.
Hold on.
Let me scratch it open a little bit.
Let me see if it's even real.
Actually, it's just gift cards.
Good job.
Who here has Amazon?
Who wants this?
I gotta give away car.
Anybody who subs right now
gets the chance to win this giveaway car.
We're gonna read out the code.
It's the sub only giveaway.
way it's a hundred dollar gift card all you have to do is be a subscriber yes but
in words describe your name use your Amazon Prime to win the Amazon gift card
thank you Dylan yeah who copied with one band I don't know what the fuck I will
do for you take advertising no bro they say sub only give away in order to
In order to win the gift card, you have to give 5 gift cards to any of our channels to win the gift card.
There's a hundred dollars on the giveaway.
Obviously this is a joke.
Alright show the gift card Jason, first come first served.
This backwards man.
We're not gonna sniper it.
Who got it?
Asian Mr. Beast let's go.
Thank you. I talk about who got it. Yeah, I got it. It's actually a room gift for a friend. Yes
It's like 20 bucks. No, you're not all get it. I got it. I
Get 20 bucks. You're
Give me
Thank you
Do just let me know whoever got that. Let me know what you're gonna use it on
So many oilers they somewhat on you guys need what?
Why is he not holding this, bro?
He's trying to keep it.
So don't let him keep it.
I can't.
I can't practice though.
It's the part of the stream.
It's the part of the stream where basically I've called seeds to nap segment.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Another fucking big bg.
Oh my god.
It's high time.
I'm about to hit 43k.
Nah.
It's the rightful.
I summon you to give the hundred in this chat.
It's not here, y'all.
Hey
We got a match we got a hit 41,000 y'all we got to hit 41,000 y'all hey
Hey, what my oilers that?
What my oilers that fuck?
Holy fuck
Get your tall ways ready
I'm not gonna hit it
My god
Guys we're 39 subs away
Everybody gets one sub everybody
Everybody's up
You get five right now you have the chance
We have to get my chat, man.
Okay, if we hit 43K right now, I'll do a nap segment.
Get me there right now, chat.
All right.
Lucy, do you want to come up?
Come up where?
What's this?
No, I'm showing you.
I might close my eyes for a minute.
Okay.
Guys, 43K, we're doing nap segment.
Make sure to sub up.
WNAP segment.
Can you help me take this off?
They're glitched.
Push 1, 4 or something.
How do you take it off?
Push it under.
Push it up or something.
I have to take off it on.
What is this?
Guys, the sleep schedule is not going to start until you hit 43.
And you see this guy walking about water racing?
Fuck you, you've ruined my sleep schedule. I live in the UK.
I'll go fuck you.
How is that your fault?
What?
Oh no.
Wow, you feel close to me.
You guys fucking...
You guys eat beans on fucking toast, fuck you.
What, I got 10?
Fuck, it's Luca 10.
Really, never fuck.
What the fuck is a Luca 10?
Haha, Luca 10 loves W.
Why are they putting this face?
Why are they putting this scared face?
Yeah, I don't get it. Why are they what face?
Alright, so that's how to go in the rocks.
Now, or you're fired.
I'm taking a nap. It's the same that's starting early. If I somehow at 43k, let me know.
Oh, it's a mushroom.
Do you guys have food or something?
We ate.
Do you guys have food at that group?
We ate America.
Angry at 10.30. Let's see what's here.
Excuse me, sir?
Is it cool if you mute the direction?
Yeah.
Yeah, thank you.
I'll retweet that.
Next segment, you dumbass.
We're literally in the car driving a rucksack.
Oh, you're so cute, bro.
QT making a work card fall in a rucksack.
Hi QT.
Hi.
I did not see you today.
Oh, you're live right now?
Wait, can you show your wrist real quick?
The other wrist?
Oh my god, y'all, hey.
No, no.
I just called because I just called
Because, you know, I was wondering.
I got an idea for an award this year.
I feel like we should make a comeback streamer.
I want to win something.
I want to win something, too.
You said what, QT?
There we go.
Got my head.
Fallen on streamer.
I'm going to be at your meeting, Grinch, tomorrow.
We're going to TwitchCon tomorrow, too.
We have phase out this just tomorrow, you hear?
All right, QT.
I don't mean to bother you.
OK.
You're going to get in my father.
All right.
All right.
The bike is almost dead by then.
I also just had to hold it through my body and view maps.
Give us a little extra space.
She's just got to spend as aft.
Look at my D fuel.
Packs definitely at the club right now.
It's unmuted.
Ruben wants a picture.
That's right, man.
Oh, yeah.
I want to hear that.
All right.
I'll tell you what.
I thought you both were going to get in though.
That's great.
That's funny.
That's fine.
They see you here.
Yeah, you're back, right?
Maybe we'll put the glass on.
Or maybe we'll do it in front of your car.
Yeah, but...
Is that what?
Yeah, we can probably do selfie though.
Okay, okay.
That's great.
So, who are you?
Hi, man. Take care.
Take care, brother.
Awesome.
My legs are...
Oh, legs?
Oh
Made it back
Been a long fucking day
Oh
forgot your it's been a long 20 days
good though is it still like live right now yeah how was the shoot
it was good bro just like 30 minutes ago it's a major
what's good how are you doing i'm fucking tired
dude it looks like you guys did so much
throttle like a beat that's how you know
were people complimenting it yeah absolutely oh my god
I love you.
Eat it up, bro.
I can't wear it.
I don't even need it.
I don't even need to eat it up.
Really?
It's like that?
I like that.
I'm really old with it.
This is losing my percent.
What?
Eat.
Well, no, I don't eat it.
I'm making it.
Yeah, he could call it.
It's really real.
It's not.
How does that touch on you?
Did anyone compliment it?
Oh, my.
Did anyone take a picture of it?
Oh, it's mine?
Yeah, I thought it was yours.
Dude, I saw you on stage.
Were you doing like a debate?
Mm-hmm.
Damn.
How'd it go?
She's like not nerve-wracking doing that shit.
I mean, why are you here, Aaron?
It was cool, though.
I'm so sorry.
We went on to the nightclub.
Oh, here we go.
I don't know what you should call it.
Oh, yeah.
Was that, like, that fan that I was pressing, you guys?
What was that?
Which one?
The guy who was, wait, really?
It was a couple?
I saw the guy that just kept on up.
He told you to put your hand in his bag and he came up with a, I mean, mis-kit?
Yeah.
You guys know him or not?
No.
I feel like kick streamers are ruthless.
Okay, literally don't.
Wait, how do they let him use the switch phone, though, don't they get it?
I don't know about it.
I think it's on the outside.
I don't know.
You don't know what an outside is, do you?
I feel like he probably was just like working around.
Oh.
Take a nap, bro.
He looks so done bro.
Lacey's done it.
I don't know.
Yeah, of course, bro.
Yeah.
Oh, there's a shoot.
We started at like 2, and we finished at like 7, so 5 hours.
It was fun though.
It was big.
It was a bigger video.
Yeah.
We did pretty quickly.
5 hours shoot?
Yeah, last time we filmed it was like 6 or 7 hours.
Or more.
I'll just go in with more.
We sat in that box.
Remember we had something out there?
out there it was so hot we're like now we have to move in there.
Usually when you come we want to like juice the fuck out of you. You know what I mean?
Right. I don't think both times I've seen it. It was like a long, I don't care.
Wait, what does that actually mean? You didn't even do that.
Board game.
Board game.
Oh that was a long shoot. That was fun.
That was fun. That was fun. And then...
Yeah, that was a long shoot.
Yeah, that was fun.
You already invited for an easier video?
No, I don't care. I'll do whatever.
Okay, okay.
We were thinking about sending someone across the country.
Well, Aiden already proposed that to him.
He sent me a bind with Ferrari.
If he finishes Sub-up on it, then Ian is not going to do it in his India.
It's too late. Why?
Because he told me to do it like that night.
Like, I don't have to go to India.
Oh, and, oh damn, so you have to be there for over like two weeks?
Yeah.
That's too crazy.
No guidance.
Now I'm saying no guidance, and it's like,
I don't know, there's a 20-hour flight.
Yeah, that's, that's like...
Bro, can you just imagine you're back?
It's like...
It's the first week of October and you're like, damn, I just did myself a Ferrari.
That's used though, I mean.
And you know you would do it.
I know.
But then you can also get your Ferrari after this summer.
And be able to content.
The street food.
You know what I mean?
Oh, that's what I mean.
I know you like that.
Wait, what?
You said the last few days?
I don't know.
I've been the last few days you know who got it wrong.
If it's like this, if it's like you just have to be there for about five days,
you can easily do it.
Wait, isn't the last few days?
If it is, I'll go.
That'd be way easier.
Yeah.
Macho rebrake.
Well, your car doesn't work out there.
Yeah, how does transportation out there?
I feel like it's a lot of like, yeah, motorcycles.
Yeah.
I'm not even going to get the water.
Oh, Macho, you got it?
Does Shawn want to do the time-lapse?
Yeah.
OK, and then we should save it as D-Cart 2 just so
I'm not 64.
No, no, no, no, I'm not 64.
We're in Lazy's yet. Lazy's when the couch's chilling.
No, can you show him?
He's tired.
He's been walking all day, I think of me.
I know. I'll get a serious...
I'll get a serious...
I'll get a serious walking around like that.
Advice.
Advice.
Yeah, we're like 15 minutes away, so please...
You know?
That's what's going on.
Oh
Shirt off run is scary
We have a doer.
We have a doer.
We have a doer.
We have a doer.
We have a doer.
Chad, do you guys want the map somewhere today again?
To me?
Let me know.
I'm just kidding.
No more around.
I'll be here to wait for it.
I'll be with the map.
I was at this in 2000 days of state.
I didn't have a map.
Why are you always in my chat?
Can you get a job?
Oh my God!
Huh?
Hi!
Yeah, yeah.
Come on man.
Okay, all right, man.
Can I sit on your mat, guys?
Oh, yes! How are you?
Nice to meet you. I love Gaysen.
Yes, of course. I'll meet you one day.
Say hi, say hi.
Oh, hey, how are you?
Good, how are you?
I'm good. Me and Lizzie are Gaysen.
What?
Okay, man.
Okay.
That's a couple we need
Wait, this is just a last thing to me
This is wind
So
But you just had
You just did it, we need
Is it wind as in like, N, D, U, I
Oh, okay, okay
Bro, I know you're through it
Like I said bro, I went to a like, Asian predominant school and
Bro, during graduation
Everyone was counting how many winds there were
I felt like eight keelings
That's a team
That's wonderful
My school
It's a three, right?
That was really three days, but never the patient.
Wait, actually, so you're the only one?
Yeah.
Why?
I told him that.
And I guess he must have won.
Like a two.
Are we rate jokes?
Did you tell them that?
No, I feel like it's just common sense, right?
It's a two.
But would you understand that?
Well, we got a ten.
Yeah.
Rage rating, that's what they do.
Oh, no that was like the clip thing so if you try to go for a clip, I'll rate it like a three out of ten.
Oh, okay, so that's the thing, it works there.
You know school?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Oh my god, brother.
You should go to Best Buy.
Oh!
I've been doing this segment of every stream of the DAPT, you just go to Best Buy.
And they play Facebook?
Yeah, you got that.
That show is crazy.
You see that.
You're supposed to retire him.
I watched everything.
Give me a quiz right now.
What else did you guys do?
Who died?
Burger.
Yeah.
And?
I don't work.
And?
There's a third one.
We had a funeral for her.
Oh, Tom.
God, yeah.
Okay.
I thought we were going to say the real brainwrapper.
And then who's the fourth one?
Lacy's grandma.
hahahaha
i was up on 4th floor
that was actually good
i'm just gonna lie
where the heck did i explain it to you though?
i'm not saying it was a bad one
okay
i thought it was a bad one
cause he happened to quiz me on who passed the line
yeah she's picked 6
see what else could he quiz on there
give me a good one
you don't have any
72 hours again
Oh, see if he knows the Bobo Lord.
I was podcasting.
Yeah.
There's something that they've done there in the Southern
Pong.
I was telling them that, like, I just wake up,
and I tune into their stream.
And then throughout the day, I'll just click Twitch
and just see what their up to.
What's our chef's name?
Chef's for the S?
Of course.
Sounds like it.
Not his name.
Is it?
Is that his name?
I see his TikToks on my 4U page.
Like, he starts it with you guys taking a bite and then he does like a montage, same?
Like, slaggy.
Slaggy.
That's what you got really picked up.
I saw the meatball stuff and you made it.
Who won?
SLG or 5-Star?
Was it 5-Star?
No.
They got slam, they got slam boxy.
It was that guy.
No, it's K.O.
I'm gonna see myself out because I did get an enemy.
So, I don't want to keep getting hit.
Oh yeah, I do watch it though.
Why do you guys carry now though?
I don't know why, like, since these bullies are cut up.
I'm still not handling it.
Don't know if he's back to them.
You're actually a bit stringy.
Stop.
You gotta pick up the camera more.
It's fine.
I could vlog.
I was literally talking around about it.
I can't stream though.
I love being on people's streams.
Yeah.
But doing it myself?
I don't know.
I could try it though.
I just don't like it.
What's your favorite emote?
Emote?
What do you mean?
Oh, like you mean in the chat or in real life?
In the chat.
Describe it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Is there a tall one?
There's a tall one.
I know the lazy one he taught me.
He was like...
That's lazy people.
Yeah, that's like the IRL one.
Come on, come on.
That's crazy.
He's like...
That's a silly one.
You guys know how I break that?
I was reading it.
I didn't even read the least number of it.
I had this name one last year, I dropped.
Who takes you name?
You got to say hey.
You too, bro.
Hey, guys.
Hey, the team medicine in my fridge or what?
Yeah, it's a little rough.
I don't do that, but I never do that.
I wonder what the purpose is.
It has to be a reason.
I don't know why you do that.
Like, is this a religion?
Do not keep this medicine away from light and heat
No, that's what I'm saying.
I make it weird.
Why?
He said, and I like to say, do not keep them in the refrigerator.
What?
No, Lacey.
Lacey, take as many Tylenol as you can till it works.
Yeah, I'm going to call my mom.
I feel like I should not take it.
No, I don't know, bro.
Can you overdose some Tylenol?
I mean, if you take the whole bottle.
Sure.
I think you just peel it out.
You just take the whole bottle.
Hey mom, I'm with the Face Guy right now and we're on the screen. Can I ask you a question?
Okay, I'm looking for a speaker.
Hi Mama Rug. Mama Rug. This is Ronaldo, Jason, and then Lacey. Mama Rug, your son's doing cocaine
right now. Mom, we were wondering, like, why do we keep medicine in the fridge,
like Tylenol and all that I know but everyone thinks it's weird like is it a
Middle Eastern thing or you just did it
but mom on Google it says in highlighted letters do not keep Tylenol in the fridge
it says it is not okay to store
you gonna trust Google or your mother my mom Lacey are you gonna disrespect his mom
Yeah
Lacey's not no, I'm playing Jason not lazy
Okay. $10,000. That's a lot of people. Oh mom, actually, Ronaldo is one of the most successful streamers that he's known for retiring people.
And everyone thought he said he should retire and mom are all of them. Shouldn't he?
No, I'm not retiring.
Ronaldo in the cap right now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm just gonna give me a wire and fuck. I got some, I got some, I got some.
He'll do it, mom.
Okay, thank you, love you.
Don't do it
You know what
You all knew something?
No.
Damn, she heard me not captain.
I'm not captain.
No, they're not captain.
No.
I'm captain to what the, like, phase house has been up to.
Yeah.
You see me in the cab, trying to be at the Oregon G-Show,
10 days in a row.
The what?
Oregon G-Show?
Oh, yeah.
I saw clips on that.
That was funny.
I'm the major of the state.
The fuck is all we need?
Oh, Lacey, if we end up seeing my mom before you guys leave,
can you tell her the grandma's story?
Yes.
Please.
I just want to see her reaction.
She'll probably cry.
What?
Who will she be crying?
No, she's dead as fuck though.
Is she actually like, I can't cry.
I really can't.
There it is.
Yeah.
Listen.
Listen, you see, that's why I don't believe it.
Because I know they won't hurt her tonight.
Yeah, network, I don't care if you're five,
you have to keep it to yourself, fuckface.
I'm so serious.
I'm so serious.
I'm so serious.
Fuck lover.
So there's going.
So what happens when he really passes?
He's going to be alive.
No one's going to believe you.
Honestly, I don't know.
That's not happening.
I'm going to stuff him.
What?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my necrophiliac.
I think that's what we need to do.
I think that means I'm a necrophiliac, no?
I think that means, like, fucking a dead.
Oh, it's actually me.
Oh, attached to Jeremy.
Yeah
She ruggles
That's the crazy
Today's the day no, please
What's your biggest brand new?
Don't say what it was how much was it?
No, I can't I can't I don't like the numbers like that you can't get a brand cuz you already did no
Well, I need to know if I like that's considered like the catalog buying like is that like
Yeah, that like considered a brand deal
That's your business
You're saying you're like, it's not a wall?
No it is, I'm saying that.
DTM, DTM.
Wait, but I wonder if that's since we're at a brand,
we're at a brand, it feels like more like a box.
Well, it's something that you have to come up with.
Let's find out.
We're getting rid of this here, guys.
What's the law?
No, I'm saying it's a wall.
What was the brand?
Hmm, I don't think.
No, thank you, 10.
I gotta tell you, bro.
I'll send 10 more.
Thank you.
We got no gift as of this time, so.
Well, I guess saying doing too much
There's an emote for DTM though?
No, no, that's fine.
What are you talking about, Austin?
Guys, it's not saved the kids.
Okay, no, it's not saved the kids.
I was not involved in that.
Oh, my God.
People really think that I'm involved in it just because I was in things.
It's okay.
Guys, everybody's done it wrong one bit.
No, I actually don't want it.
I don't even want it.
Throw that in Zach.
I'm not sure what that means.
Five gifts from Mr. Brans.
Apparently, users didn't wear a tumble.
Wait, you're not going to hunt a tunnel?
That's what I'm saying.
No, wait.
I didn't mean to use it.
I want to see you hunt a tunnel.
No, you don't.
I'm going to hunt a tunnel.
I'm not expecting a person.
Is it actually?
Well, they see why the tunnel is here.
What?
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to use this.
Oh, really?
Oh, please.
I'm also on your time list.
Do I need to do this, honey?
Wait, are you going to get to the bottom of who
left their shorts here?
Because, bro, that shit was so scary.
There were shorts on my couch.
And then I pick it up and something
starts beeping into shorts.
I'm kind of broken.
And I just go, where are you coming from?
I'm just like, you got to break that.
Are you serious?
Yeah, I'm kind of broken.
They were like, big ass shorts.
You got to break that.
You're a crazy little dude.
Can you tell him to stop?
I didn't say that.
I'm not going to talk about it.
You're not going to live with us.
It's kind of fucked.
That's so bad.
That's weird.
Hold up.
I just wondered because there was a lot of people in my house who like to stay in
the house.
Yeah.
I wasn't really any real love interest on you.
I think, Lacey, I think you're asking me for that.
It was all for Conn.
Yeah, it was asking me.
Why are you guys still doing this?
Lacey.
What else?
I'm sorry.
Guys, stop going putting these in our mouth.
It's like not funny.
It's not funny, it's like, it's not worth it.
He's like, do you wanna see my jack?
Oh, we're gonna go to the San Jose University.
Oh!
You'll be like, oh, I think we're gonna be like,
oh, no, what's this post?
Who's that?
He.
They're gonna be a part of that.
I want you to stay.
Birds have a feather,
we should be together.
Sad news today, right?
What?
Oh, it broke?
It broke a bar, yeah.
All right guys, I get it, the joke's over now.
We don't have to keep doing this.
It's not worth it, I'm not trying to far,
I'm trying to get it.
It's like the whole chess world.
You can get my chat.
Boy, bye.
That's not what he's fucking weak as one gift is, man.
That's a far.
My shit's just real.
Oh, everyone's turning one right now.
Nice, they say thanks.
I appreciate this one bit, Lacey.
How do you even have pits?
I get these.
See, they're gonna give me one pit at a time.
You're just about to get stopped.
You're somebody who's really just not like me, you see?
Who was this girl?
She wanna make sure that I didn't even go up.
T. Diddy?
Who the fuck is T. Diddy?
Oh, that's...
Oh, I know that.
That's Archie's girl.
I was wondering, I was like, what?
Guys, please!
T. Diddy.
Look, he's just that little tiny...
Look, he's the...
Look, the thing is, there's no sort of space.
But why are you straightening it?
Oh, yeah, they really are.
What is this tunnel consistent?
It's not a tunnel.
Man, it's like just dangerous in general,
because like, we're like...
Like, bugging out there, right?
Yeah, bro.
And like, sometimes like,
the lines get really...
Somebody died here?
Yeah.
Got a clue in our chapter as to the...
Why?
Why?
They're all just throwing pennies at me,
at me because Lacey told him to. No I don't want to. It's not worth adding up.
A thousand people throw a penny at Jesus. A thousand cents, a hundred dollars.
Lil' Ed. Wait, I think that's ten dollars. Wait, no I'm stupid.
It is ten dollars.
You're right.
Damn.
Probe.
What's that?
This is so annoying. Be grateful. Fuck you.
What?
I was speaking on it.
What's up with clouds, anyway?
I'm going to see the other one.
I'm going to see.
I'm going to see.
I'm going to see.
I'm going to see.
Oh
That's crazy
You think you can get down?
Damn.
You think you can go full day?
I haven't.
Oh, yeah.
At least you like what?
You should have met her, bro.
It's not weird, bro.
I'm literally, I think I'm literally asking you.
Yeah?
Why is it so quick?
Damn, you're keeping the notes.
Just beware, Rosie.
You know, somebody just told me a word.
You had a past.
Hey, bro, I thought you were talking about this.
Pleasure.
You want me to go back home?
No, no, no, no, please.
Yeah.
You tear a hole in it, alright?
So did she, you know?
Bro, I don't know.
Let us hear you.
Chad, who do you say is going to talk to a pop?
It's always going to talk to a pop.
Yeah, but never let's walk all over on up.
I know, that's going to talk to a pop.
Like, bro, you were under shit.
Like, you're not.
That's not it.
I used to switch stuff.
I used to switch stuff.
You said it clears.
I'll talk to a clears?
Call me later, brother!
I'll talk to a clears.
How would you get guys off that tissue minutes?
That was like one second.
Does that not, like, make your shit go down?
It doesn't, but I'm going to at least sit in this while it's going to take a long time.
You should put, like, a towel order so it doesn't numb your shit and have it down.
What you got here is this, like, rinsing.
Hopefully the shit, shit's going to be that one.
Come on.
Why does that have one million views?
Dude, that's actually insane.
She, David John, is the second segment watcher.
Oh, the second segment.
The third one.
Getting comfortable in the fourth one.
Why it's time to stop saving.
Okay, okay.
Alright guys.
Everyone!
I'm not gonna stop telling them things.
Because they don't have any wrinkles.
They convey information.
See, I have like a bitchy face.
I have under wrinkles.
That's normal.
I'm only hot.
Wrinkles are a sign of youth.
I agree.
Yes, yes, you know what I do kinda want?
You can get both of these arm pits to the left.
Oh, we had me a challenge.
I forgot, I forgot.
Okay, so you can get, I think it's an 18 shot in both.
No, please don't do it.
It's gonna be a sweat.
The sweat does have to come out somewhere,
and it usually comes out in your arm.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh.
He's pretty good!
He's got good cheers!
He's got a really good drink!
He's got a really good drink!
He's got some W's for the top 2-1 and 2.5!
He's got a really good drink!
He's got a really good drink!
Dave, we failed the challenge!
We need someone to actually do that.
Bro, someone in the chat making a YouTube video watching us in .25 please.
It's like a 3 hour video.
Imagine them reacting to it too.
You guys have a costume section in party cities?
Oh, I heard about that.
Like, she had a costume, and they'd never really go all in.
Oh, y'all, you're just eating.
Shout out, y'all.
Say, quick, let's see it.
You was telling the kids?
Someone was hiding inside?
Wait, let me see that.
Oh, what's that?
What's that called again?
What's it called?
Like a squatter?
Squatter.
Oh.
That's like danger.
What are you laughing at?
We can't see you.
Can you still hear me?
He said, y'all cool?
Is that your voice?
No.
What?
I would not trust that, bro.
What?
They ain't gonna go down and just die.
Stop, bro.
Wait, um, where?
Like, how do you guys know?
Get down!
There's a tall attack.
Where do you guys know you're from?
Like, where did he come from?
Is he like, was he already a streamer before?
Yeah.
He was just very curious about it.
Yeah, so he had to cut his hair,
bumped strawberry milk,
you know, just took a picture while he was crying
with a haircut, you know.
Okay.
That's a much better chance.
It actually is.
I like the set here, I'll do it better.
No, wait, actually that's the one.
Oh, that's not, I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
You have an actual, I can't even do it.
I can't do it.
What's the number you guys are supposed to do?
It's 9.30.
No, not for me.
Uh, 15.
So we'll leave in like 25, 30 minutes?
Yeah.
How much did you use the bathroom?
What kind of like bathroom section are you talking about?
No, I'm not doing that.
The only thing I threw off was that I didn't have any bathroom.
You did kind of like, explode yourself on the podcast.
Wait, what is it?
You said he takes two A.M. shifts every morning?
They're routinely.
He's bowled, mooned, and only works at two A.M.
That's why.
You've been a bad boy.
That's got a good ass clip for him.
What?
That's got a good clip for him.
What do you do?
I can just get used.
Wait, what?
Oh, no way!
From what?
From Tia.
Oh, the next-door five kids are broke.
I lied.
This is the second book.
Oh, bro, bro.
That was the second time.
Dude, and like, shooting on a mini-tooth from that far is hard.
It was hard.
You got your fifth gift, though.
Not enough.
Not something.
Did you let him take a fee break?
Yes, I should.
OK.
Good job, bro.
I appreciate that.
I don't want to.
Tell Chatterger what I have to do.
Guys, I have an onset.
I have to use the bathroom.
I'll be back.
Silky.
I don't want to argue.
Chatter you do.
Wait, is Silky coming down?
Oh, Silky.
Oh, my God.
Legs are coming down.
Yeah, the idea is real.
Free chat.
I don't feel like hearing a fuck you.
Stop typing.
Silky finish slamming you.
You don't want to be with Silky, do you, bro?
I want to kick it with Silky, too, bro.
I feel like he's the one big member.
I haven't really tapped him in.
Silky is the guy, bro.
Yeah, bro.
He seems cool here, man.
I've been with my old friend for a long time.
Really?
Yeah.
Fuck you.
Is this the time?
Yeah, that's it.
Fuck you.
You'd be always hearing that.
You don't know if it's a car above,
or if it's deep in the tunnel.
Actually scary
What do you talk shit on there?
Okay, yeah shorts and shit, or do you need shorts?
Are we debating Lacey, or do you make your decision?
Yeah.
Thank you, Chris.
Of course.
I'm not doing the culture.
Do you guys play Mortal Kombat?
I'm not on the R&B, I'm not on that, but...
We got a game.
It's my favorite game on the U.S. World Cup.
Hope you all have a good day with fun.
Hard to seek.
Oh, we could definitely run hard to seek when we come back.
Weegee board?
No, fuck no.
Yeah.
Hell no.
I'm not doing the league. Have you done that before?
Stop putting that on.
You would do it? Why did you do it?
I did it before for content and bro like, a lot of repercussions came from it, what happened?
I would get like scratched in my sleeve, I would feel like dark energy around me.
Yeah, even like shit like my mom would start hearing noises and I'm like alright bro, if it's like I do my family I can't do it.
So you believe in ghosts?
Yeah.
Wait, you just went to the Waili House bro?
Did you get scratched or was I doing it?
No, I wasn't decent.
Was it decent?
There's a gap to scratch that.
That's fine.
I was not alone.
Rose, Lacey, a cartoon character?
She is.
Like, I feel like you'd be on a...
I actually like that.
I feel like you'd touch me.
You gotta be like, like, um...
Like, you're like 20 years old.
Oh my god.
If you were in a cartoon, I feel like you'd be on, like,
on like gravity calls.
I'm there, see.
Really?
I don't remember you almost.
What shows do you guys watch growing up?
My favorite show was Adventure Time.
Oh, Adventure Time is higher.
I watched like Sweet Life Was Up in Cody.
I watched that.
Drake and Josh.
I watched that.
George Lopez, classic.
I hate George Lopez.
What?
Who else is actually gonna rate it?
It would be so fucking annoying.
Every time I wake up in the middle of the night,
I'm gonna be in the middle of the night.
Jumping on the trampoline?
My god.
All right.
Last wake-up at 5 am and the only thing you're on is the door to the world.
Hey, but you know one Dota show from that era? Everybody needs Chris.
Oh!
I've never seen that kind of thing before. I'm naging a cartoon of that now.
No way.
Well, everybody needs Chris. All-time favorite show I think.
All Dota 2 is watching like the elite shows, like Jesse.
Well, Jesse was going...
I had to wake up at 3 and be like, hey, dude, look at me. I'm like, see me.
Like loudest fuck dude right?
Like you're in TV with just a random bunch of hoodlums?
If something I didn't like here was just gonna say like,
why am I waking up? Why do they only have it on at night at 2 am?
Dude, I had a crush on Glenn G. of the line.
Who?
George's wife.
All from the show.
Constance Murd.
I remember her phone.
Cause I remember how I would remember it from like,
what he would call us, Constance Murd.
Oh, that fuck was fake legs.
Oh, you were playing walking on it?
No, oh, is that like a...
Ben 10? Yeah, I watched Ben 10. What about
Code Name Kids next door? Rocket Power?
You know what that is?
Old Samurai Jack was crazy. Guys,
Clicks in that clip said you guys can come to the beach house.
Ask us to come, we already have stuff for you.
Plus it's like 30 minutes and all in the way.
I won't have to drive back for others.
Yeah, we'd better reach out.
Yeah, we'd better reach out so I can make my calm mad at you for not knowing.
Now, Lacey, Elstran, who's made you?
You didn't go to the beach, everybody.
I'm going to go home and get ready for the end game.
Oh, are you going to go stretch and stuff?
Mm-hmm.
Do you want to come?
Wait, you want to go to the gym?
No, I'm going to go to the dairy.
Oh, that could be it.
Let's go. Let's go. Lacey, can you even make it up the stairs?
Oh yeah, I'm good.
Okay, let's go.
I love holding the frickin' camera, but I don't know why.
It's just in my nature.
Why is it involved, though?
He went to do his shit.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, wow, in San Diego.
Why are people saying why is Lacey rubbing?
Rubbing is-
Nothing might not.
Oh, okay, okay.
Prediction. Who do you think's gonna win?
Bro, honestly, like...
Did you pack it today?
No, we're filming but I have confidence in myself, of course, but I will say it's gonna be a good game
I think it's gonna be close
It's not gonna be a blowout
Oh, he he's a huge Valkyrie fan
Huge
Yes, she looks like she looks like she radiates great energy
Oh
Nah, yeah, where you got your assholes leaves a little bit.
What's a UV light?
Oh, that's my mic.
Okay, well, have a good shit, man.
We'll be upstairs, Ron.
Alright.
Okay.
Clint, I'll be down in like 10 minutes if you guys want to like tap before you guys go.
Okay.
No.
Noah, are you coming up?
Can you do this?
Yeah.
You ever get it?
The man again always scares me just looks like a person
Oh
He's coming down wait he's coming today. I think he's gonna sleep here. Oh, she
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Wait, when they leave the house here?
Hey, we're not sure
They on the way here, sir
That's gonna get to me. So no
I'm gonna have to use them on you bro.
Yeah, that's crazy.
I think it's rock.
Reston, go to God.
Let me hold him.
Yo! Dude!
We literally just said the mannequin is creepy.
I just walked out of the bathroom.
Wait, what shoes can I borrow?
Like, any?
Anything that's Gucci, right?
Yeah, if you want to wear some Gucci shoes.
Like designer shoes.
Yeah, maybe one of those.
Gucci honestly, I haven't worn Gucci shoes in like three years. I just brought these like from my old
How long is the reservation?
We get a little we get like a little warm up in and then
We change into mushrooms
What's your phone?
Oh shit, I didn't hear you said it
I'm out of it bro
I'm out of here right now
Just shove me shove, Ruggers
Am I out? What are you doing?
Hold on, I'm stretching
Rugg, I'm stretching
You can let me stretch
Yeah
Actually don't go behind Rugg
It's not what you're doing
No, I'm not going behind you
Hold on, here
No, I'm sorry Rugg
You're shit
Rugg, I'm going to shim my pants
Wait, I front of his other hand.
Wait, he's here.
Go to the right, go to the right.
No way, I think he actually made a couple out of that.
Yo, chat!
What the fuck?
Oh, he's going to be in there.
No, he's actually.
I think he actually pooped himself.
Okay.
Like, normal, some weird shit, but can you help me stretch my leg?
Yeah, actually.
No, I don't think he's okay.
I don't think he's okay hold up chat all right Noah so yeah you know how to do it yeah wait
later you're already done yeah to the right okay keep it straight bro don't go to
No, no, no, no.
Just let me know when to stop.
OK, stop.
Right there?
Yeah.
Keep it there for a little bit.
All right.
Yep.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Now you just, I just put the torn mic in.
OK?
Put it in.
And then, oh wait, no, don't do that.
Yo, chill, bro.
Go like this way.
Oh, yeah.
Scoot over, and then go always about this time.
Like this?
Yeah.
And then, like that?
Yeah.
Ah!
My groin.
not what it looks like oh we're stretching we're stretching bro what I want
into why don't stretch before playing basketball feels like I'm gonna die where
does he go you shit himself
here wait I'm gonna put your chain yeah you're good oh wait you need underwear
I'm sure we could fit the same there's a smear cash wait you have a tool yeah I
Yeah, you do, you don't put it in the muck up, I don't run that.
And then you just put it in the bracelet, right?
Like this? Yeah.
As much as you can go.
Oh, Noah, can you bring that thing from the gym that stretches your legs?
Yeah, I want to see how far Lacey and Jason can go.
It's like this conch option where you spin the wheel and it like, oh!
Oh, have you seen it?
I think I'm broke while racing.
No.
Have you got a tool like that can push this down because it's supposed to go under?
She doesn't have any man's
Wait, I only have the one that like it's like a screwdriver. I thought it was like a school
Lacy laying on the bed after shitting himself is crazy
I should know
Oh, you're too crazy.
You're like, oh, I thought it was too crazy.
Oh, it's okay, okay, okay.
It's a spin on that thing.
You'll get the five.
Brace this for whoever stuck on my wrist.
People.
Yeah, Ron?
Oh, shit.
It's time.
What?
You're in bed.
Bro, you're almost shit in this school.
They see?
That was the best.
Oh my god.
Oh, my knee.
Matt with the Bob Gifted!
I ate similar logs.
Thank you.
Wait, Max's stream is over?
Wait, what?
He ended the stream?
I think he got to run out.
Maybe the machine?
What?
Max had 22 minutes.
Everything, I'm not getting in front of it.
Did he bed, did he shower, did he?
It just stretches your legs open.
Hey, that's enough for you.
Actually, we can do machine work.
Ha ha ha ha.
Yo, Lacey, help me.
What's this?
We're doing the nap segment early?
What do you say when that happens?
Nah.
Oh, oh.
Yeah, you can't go all the way.
Can you do the split?
Yeah!
Now let me try.
No, this actually might be the response from our basketball gameplay.
Have you missed all my risks?
No, we'll get it off in front of me.
Do, do, do, do, do, do.
Ron, you gotta get on it.
Shut up, ho.
Lacey, you in on us or what?
Lacey, stop texting your girl, bro.
Holy shit.
Ditty, ditty, come out.
Oh no.
How far can we go?
Oh, well, you should keep it at the furthest you can go and then like, see if anyone can go further.
Have you 11 months?
They mentioned that he hopes to live anywhere.
Yo, Chad, you guys are actually into G-Sign now?
Well, it's nice to quickly just smack him off the map segment.
Yo, why would we do stupid as fuck?
Nah.
Why would it look like all of you from Wonder?
Yo, Dad, what's wrong with you, bro?
Like what what what
Me type you give all caps with I didn't see oh my god roses why I thought I'm gonna kill myself
They actually like did he go to jail?
Okay
Nice 20 minutes
You should run for president.
Well, if I run for president, I could bring Kelly.
Not you.
You'd be such a big deal.
I would be a good president.
I would stop taxes.
How?
I would send them.
President?
Yeah.
The access to the thought is OV.
I guess you'd say that OV, you know.
When there's an OV, you know?
Yeah.
What is it?
It's OV.
He actually has 20, he's got 26 minutes.
We in 200.
I'm just gonna go to the house first.
Fuck.
No way we're gonna end her cell phones, dude.
No.
Guys, we're doing our little bit of an episode.
What is that?
Oh, Vee.
That's funny.
Dipsy Rose.
Oh, man.
We're gonna rest in peace, Tom and Chuck.
You don't have hands in SDs.
What the fuck?
I'm just touching.
Nothing?
No.
I don't want to feel like...
Those are the talk tag in my city.
No, it's R&P talk.
Oh, fuck that guy.
Can we get a talk seven?
We'll get a fuck tag and a chat.
Fuck that guy.
I'm sorry for this early next segment.
Long day of working.
You guys don't understand.
Dead Oz.
Dead Oz.
What's you doing?
You're doing a Kaili.
Why?
Checcombe?
No, they got their fucking idiots.
Why?
Why happened to them?
I don't know.
They mentioned doing this show on the girl.
They were the fuck out.
Bro, you can't even go and do another one with Anna.
That was a sin?
Literally, yes.
And then saying that you thought he's a whore.
They really make no sense.
Why the fuck?
Why?
Why they call you that?
All of those.
Two more minutes just to make it.
What time is it? Nine?
Nine. Yep. Two did turn. Yeah, we should probably go.
She does not have an O-F, guys.
Dreaming. Sucking.
Guys, please stop following the stream. I don't want your followers anymore.
Hey, how many fans did you guys meet?
Too many, honestly. I'm sick of you guys.
you guys like if you were to like you have a ballpark number can I guess I want
to see if I'm close to your guy I would say like 300 like actual like pictures
I don't know.
500?
No.
No, there's no way.
They say, like,
Baka!
You're in the classroom?
Yeah.
You're on a roll.
Happy birthday, Ziggy.
It's not his birthday?
Whose birthday was it?
I wish I had your birthday yesterday.
I think he said Ziggy.
That was Jason.
What?
That's Jason.
The entire world to you.
You can call him just over.
Action.
I'm on the massage table.
Action?
Yeah.
You got some creepy shit in this house.
What?
Like massage table?
I don't know.
I feel like you got some creepy shit.
Like mannequin and shit?
Or?
What's going on?
You guys have a talent?
Yeah, I'm just a freak, bro.
Even road.
Are you guys going to go?
Yeah.
So, Lace, you're coming?
Yeah.
You don't seem too happy about it.
We have to be happy.
You need to be happy.
Let's go, bro.
Let's go.
I'm not the cookie.
All right.
I don't know.
45-second napkin.
OK, go ahead.
Honestly, I slept at four, so I'm down, bro.
Did it all.
Just a little bit of time in the 45 seconds or not.
All right.
Lane, how do I get this off?
Well yeah, let's go down to the garage.
Oh my god.
You saw the cars?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
I love cars.
I love cars.
I got a Lambo.
Oh my god.
Look at that.
You already saw it.
I know.
I just like looking at cars.
It makes me so...
Lambo, do you have any?
Well, I'm gonna do shit for that, bro.
I just really don't have a camera for this.
I need help.
Shit, not fucking possible though.
How?
You'll still get it downstairs, bro.
Like a tweezers or something.
Oh, it's the other one.
We're going red, we're already on a trip and then...
Yeah, I'm going to give now so I can go to that target before.
Okay, okay.
Okay, so I'll see you there.
Well, I'm trying to find something for you.
Is that a tweezers or something?
Like a tweezers or something?
I don't know.
I can't shove this in.
Oh, look.
Look at this.
It's supposed to go in, but like, he...
He's crushing me down.
Did it hit on your wrist?
No, it's literally just this piece right here.
This piece won't go in.
I'll grab your shoes.
I'll grab your shoes.
Yeah, let's see what I have downstairs.
Yo.
Yeah.
Oh
Is this my charger?
No, this is my...
What'd you give it to me?
Oh my god, Chad, I'm so sorry!
I'm so fucking sorry!
Hey!
Back!
Is this a private door?
Yeah.
Alright, we're looking in the garage.
Okay, but...
We'll find something in the garage.
Uh, you got it back on?
I don't know.
Are you gonna take it over?
I'm chasing, you wanna take a water?
Yeah, you wanna take a water?
I'm gonna take a drink.
Snacks for the 1v1?
Hi, Taw.
Hi, Taw.
Hi.
Guys, shut up about fucking giving me money.
We should do this, do Lacey, when they're playing basketball, we should like nuke the arena with an atomic bomb.
Jason, we're going to have to bring Rival's contact to Rival.
Well, I think we're going to need one more.
Oh fuck, I'm right in the city.
Oh, is that Rival?
Yes.
You'll save boys if you fuck with a fucker.
Oh my legs.
Hang on.
You're searching for that, and I'm not going to give you back to me.
No, you're not.
Did you ever?
I did.
I did it, so you could do it.
What did you do?
I did.
Can we get him out of this?
This week is important.
Always cover.
This is our property, ours, and the estate.
This is your property?
I don't have any questions here.
He's at the house, so...
Well, there's no light.
Oh, Jason, I don't know where to put it, like, am I hooked?
We'll try one more time.
So, I press this for it to go that way.
That is still under it going.
How is that even a, how does that even happen?
I don't really know.
Like, what tool do you need?
So I can see if I can screw it.
You're like a screwdriver.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll go up.
Who's the one you want to run?
You want to run?
You're the one who wants to run.
What about this?
Are you something to shove it in?
Yeah.
So what should I do with something to shove it in?
Yeah, I don't know.
Just now?
I just don't want this one.
I just don't want this one.
I don't want this one.
Do that again?
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Let's go, bro.
Oh my God, I needed that.
I'm going to leave this here on sale.
Are you guys ready?
Yup.
The shoes?
Yeah.
I'm putting them on the car.
But...
I'm going to stop typing that group chat.
I'm going to just...
I'm going to just pop the list.
There won't be one here.
Oh, you went...
You on your phone?
Yeah.
Yeah.
How did you disable it?
I did it.
I just switched it just...
Okay.
The dude in this picture just...
Passed?
Who's POV?
Jason and me?
Or LACY?
Lock in?
He's got a soulmate of mine, so fucking talking about girls.
She doesn't sound like my chat.
No, that's weird. So I'm not a soulmate of mine.
Your chat's falling on my soulmate of mine.
My chat? I mean...
I don't know how yours was peaked real shit though.
Every other comment is about fucking the piano or the accent.
Nah, yeah.
My shit's just like that too.
Oh, still like that?
Yeah.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, where's the rug tugs?
I need to bring one with me with the water.
I don't think I have any more chug rug.
No.
I mean, I'm like...
It's okay.
One is okay.
So that's a cheap little thing?
That's it.
I love to eat it.
I ain't going to lie.
We'll be using a half-court and then we have to use the other side wait do we have a camera man?
No, it's going. Oh
Does he mind?
Let's go boys. Oh, we taking your car. Oh ma. Oh ma.
Say swear. Say swear. Wait, wait is the greshes in the car?
the grinches yeah okay but i don't think i'm gonna do it yeah
it's a tight squeeze but i go live we can fit
okay we still have fire i actually have it bro i think the last time i turned this call out was
over two weeks ago what the hell you're still trying to get in the wall
you're still the engine you should be can you start it oh my god you shouldn't drive on it
like not you don't have to do it every day
you should definitely
is there a license plate here right Amit?
no Amit you're just on the back
yeah right she got these guys starting to look
like shit
holy shit
you'd like to do my arm?
oh my god
really?
yeah
that's like my limit
nah I said
that's it
yeah not as much
not as much as my arm's sending them
That looks like a Jeepers Jeepers thing.
Can you?
Yeah.
Oh, we're taking this.
Wait, no is going?
Yeah, no is meeting this day.
I'll be flight 13-2 in my coat chair.
But that was like the beginning of June flight.
I feel like he definitely got better.
Definitely, apparently he has a trunk.
Oh yeah.
Check it's a tallways ready.
Every soul in this motherfucking chair, Jason's winning.
Sam Coyle.
Sam Coyle.
I mean, son...
Alright, Rod, scrape the car.
Alright, no, no.
Oh, shit, actually, no.
No, Sean.
No parking.
Yeah, I don't fucking ask.
Oh, dude, you're a crazy little dude.
You're a crazy little dude.
What are you talking music in the mood for?
Uh, yeah.
No, no, no, we need to get hyped for the one that's on the phone.
Lacey, pick it up on us, gal.
I'm not gonna pick it up.
I might pass away.
Everything will not be a reason.
We'll see you in a few days.
I got this shit in my face
I swear what's it gonna be?
I know I don't care
What I'll give a kick
Make a shout out to take a kick
She'll break you with a kick
It's not fair
Out of my life, everybody
It's no time, y'all don't need a new
Predictions now, y'all know
I'm gonna show her
I can't hold up predictions
She goes crazy, I last my breath
No, bro
I know how to get hyped, y'all
I know how to get hyped, y'all
Let's go!
It's gonna be like a candle.
Water money money
I'm falling
We did it. I get 11 o'clock. I'm crying
It's not over each other. It's not over
You're not gonna love another game
Yeah, no
No way, what do you mean no way?
No way
What do you mean no way?
What do you mean no way?
What do you mean no way?
What do you mean no way?
What do you mean no way?
What do you mean no way?
You got 19 minutes
I can't
This 20 minutes. No, we should let it we should see that actually goes down. It's good. It's not
There's gonna get
That's crazy
Be grateful piece of shit. Yeah, you sound mad grateful, man
Thank you. You got it. This is thank you. Where'd he ever we are?
man shut up ho i just fucking mouth you wanna come over there and put my dick in your ass
until you like it what what do you think it is joe jason stop playing with me fuck you
too i've been wanting to fuck you if you try to fuck me i'mma fuck around and fuck
you okay so we're gonna fuck each other oh hard stop yeah i might hit it nationally
No, I know time for my black belt
Yeah
That's it look giant
Hold on wait. It's a full moon
Hold on why do I hear people
I
Yeah
Well, okay, I flew the camera
How much for this I thought good for me, I'm all full white
This our clerk. Yeah, this V face rug
Is this our court right here? Oh
Oh, hella Asian, hella Asians. Filipino, Filipino, Filipino?
No, it's sending, it's sending you like asian.
What's up, chop?
Man, what do you got?
Yeah, Jason O'Rourke.
W.
Mods, run a prediction right now. Run, run like a three minute prediction.
This dude said he's somehow made a mukbang video and a meat eating chip with rice and
rice.
Like, Siby is a bag chaser.
Okay, hold up.
Try a bunch of what's crooked.
Oh, my chat.
I'm running Max out.
W.
W bag chaser.
Also, go sub only.
I'm gonna be shooting around and then I'll watch Jason.
I lost all my points I'm saying periods how much does it get better
How you feeling? You making the great wall at China? Bro, all I need is a bump and leg. That's all.
Baby blood. Go on then. You got a camera man.
Let's see some predictions down below. Me or Jason?
Come on Chad, let's go go either way. I'm gonna change my archetype for this one we won.
I must last for this game. Yeah that's cool with you. Thank you.
I just want to just tell us
Thank you so much
What's your name? Jason. Jason. Joplin.
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
Alright, I have a rule to you. Up till 11, 1, 2, 3, Yo, 2!
It's the day we got our point names, bro.
I don't know if you want to ask them all.
Let's go.
Don't, uh, don't answer.
Game 11, 1's the 2's.
Possessives, because I'm tired of the park.
Oh, hell yeah, we're doing possessions.
Let's go.
We need to have time to go around and shake it.
I definitely need to have time.
Are you super cool?
I'm 7 to 5, the underdog coming into this game.
You're gonna be slinging a gun, Judd.
I'm using your strength to hit you.
It's not worth it, huh?
Looks like my shot is off.
What are you gonna do?
Are you gonna keep it up?
Are you gonna change anything around?
I'm gonna lock me up playing as best as possible.
So I'm gonna just keep going where I'm going.
Maybe hit the first 20.
Uh, off the rip.
Three off the rip.
I just wanna feel like that.
I want to say it's one person drinking water out of a plastic bottle the other's got to go out
That'll be a second, a 1v1 I guess
Let's go
I think you're a rental whistlebender
Rental
You all been losing?
The ball just kept going in and out
It's dead ass and it's in and out
I swear bro you got so many games going in
Hey you guys want to take your win
I'm sorry man
I literally had it bro I had to win
How far?
I didn't do anything to the car, because you didn't do anything to the car.
Oh, you didn't do anything to the car?
I don't even know what you're doing.
What was the score?
I've gotten something on the car.
At least you like your car.
Hell no.
What?
I've gone like two times there and something on the car.
I live in 20 days.
How many cars do I have?
Three times?
That last car was nice though.
You think that I hate cars?
You hate the cars?
I don't know.
I failed y'all
Long-sacred
Layed off the lead, fell
We back in the gym
Dead-ass is over
I'm not in line, I was taking it
Let's take it
And I feel my heart rate
Celebrating
I had real fast
I'm abnormally fast
Oh my God
What are y'all doing?
2v2 3-point contest
I need one and three mile one
Fuck no
The shooter it is my stimmin up there
How would that run better ladies?
That's the most bummed out I've ever been and I won't be long though. I knew out for a while. The fact that I missed
The fact that I missed so many win game winners that was just in and out back to the fucking back of the land
All right, Ron. That's me. Yeah
I
Take care too many fades
Take it off bro, take it off always didn't gotta shake it off
Shake it off. Yeah, you know what help can't get the subs
Can't give this up room. It's sure me up. Yeah, that's
10 give the subs that would cheer me up. Yeah
You know that
hey thank you boss thank you thank you
cameras with the same gift dude nah thank y'all bro I feel better already I
feel better already thank y'all bro thank y'all bro good ass
honest 20 is crazy yo come on bro like I want my remote you got that easy
I'm slashing
I'm slashing, I'm fucking shooting
Fuck this dude
I'm not gonna shoot to the cross
I'm not gonna shoot to the three ones
I'm not gonna shoot to the three ones
I'm gonna go the other side of the kill
Yeah for real better run it back
I love that
Yes bro
I can't go out
I'll be on this team
If you don't want to play
If you want to 2v2
Man I should have brought extra shoes
I need to put a collar on
I'm running those
Racy's also a bunch
Oh yeah, thanks
You want to do a non-slaught to me, please?
You guys basically want me to go strutting style.
Uh, fuck it.
I might have a...
Actually, she's in the car.
Why not?
He's 8 though.
Oh, you're at 8?
Yeah, you could fit it in.
Yeah, I might have some.
That's it?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hell yeah.
Oh, no.
Oh, I'm gonna check each of them.
Nah.
I'm trying to get the NBA highlights. Yeah, you between games, bro
Hang it up, buddy. Don't hang it up. Don't hang it up
He's unleashing that dog in them right now channel my inner lily curry, Halliburton
The first one
If you cut this out, I promise you I will never talk to you again
I would have a talk to see you
Wait, that was a disgusting shot
I know. Wait, what's the problem?
2v2 is wrong. I need something, bro.
I need something. 1v1, 2v2, come on, bro.
Let's do something.
Yeah, I was like, a 2 minute game.
All right, Ziggy's saying he's not cutting.
Thank you, bro.
I mean, all those shots and a bad word.
That was crazy.
Honestly, I've never had that happen in a game before.
2v2, 1v1, I don't care, bro.
Yo, run it back.
You want to go 0-3?
Nah, bro, please.
I'm not playing DS, so I don't like that every game.
Really?
Let's run it then.
Oh shit.
Is there another game that we could play instead of like running?
Like maybe like a horse or around the world?
I will say I've never done that in my whole life.
So I don't know what happened.
Game.
Yeah, let's play talk.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it.
We could all just swap terms, right?
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
I don't know what you're looking for.
Dennis!
Is Dennis in the chat right now?
You?
Yeah.
Someone need to drug test this, man, bro.
How the fuck do you just do that?
Bro.
Oh, and one!
Oh my god!
Yo, bro, the whole red team just...
Hey, whoever's in the chat, you don't even have to post it on YouTube, can someone just DM me that game?
I don't know how to do it.
Nah, you're actually insane.
I can't believe I got...
Yo, that was bad.
Okay.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm taking that to my chain.
Holy shit.
Oh my fucking god.
Yo, Remitune!
Okay.
Chad, that was a light game, bro.
Time to go home.
Should we stop at 7-Eleven?
What's your cast name, Lacey?
There's one thing you could do.
Either sit, read the chat, get down,
get the motor reading,
or stand right back up
and keep shooting the ball.
I'll try not to keep shooting above.
How can you jump and land on a thing?
You have a toy MCL, you can't do lateral movements.
That means side to side.
If you have a roof side to side, shoot at me
and I'm not going to be able to fucking slap my head in the house.
At the end of the day, you either go 0 for 30.
Wait, no. I'd rather go 0 for 30 than 0 for 9.
Because if I went 0 for 9, that means I stopped shooting.
No because you went the full mile never count yourself out
I could take this
On
I'm gonna keep going
It's a right there those past 50%
That's all I need that ass after this other dog
Jim every single day
Can you be red hot? I'm only to be I'm only to be red. I'll get back
Stop them out
But only right yeah, of course
Oh, yeah I can do the thumbnail of this video.
That doesn't matter.
You can do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do a little.
Just hand on the shoulder.
Like this.
W-Weld.
It's hard to wear a belt.
Really?
W-Weld.
Actually, you can ask this fucking guy over there.
No, you're good.
You're good.
You're good.
All good.
All right.
Take it out of the way.
All right.
Take care. Yeah, we did it. It's only right to lose
To mr. Red Chuck himself. Thank you, sir
So in and out. I don't lie the watermelon for seven of them might hit right now
Oh
Go slippy
No problem
Take care
That's like when you guys left yesterday
Is it?
I swear.
Ah, shit.
Alex, what's up, bro?
Yo, what's up, Adapt?
Yo!
Hell yeah.
Yeah, that's all right.
Take care.
Yeah, that's fine, bro.
All righty, son.
Oh, shit.
Three or four?
Nah, yeah, I got you, bro.
I'll text you on how to get in and shit.
Watch how I put your shoes.
Matches in a segment?
No fucking way.
Wait, wrong.
It really happens all the time.
All the time.
That's crazy.
Hey, how did you get here?
Huh?
How did you get here?
What are you talking about?
I did.
Hi.
Okay.
Yeah, you know where you're going.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hi, my boy.
Yeah.
Peace.
Good to see you.
Take care.
Good seeing you.
Good seeing you again.
I was going back.
All right.
Thank you, sir.
Are we stopping at 7-11?
That would hit.
I'm not gonna lie.
You do have hella snacks.
There's something cold in the mouth.
and mom of your popsicle would hit
Siggi included 20 minutes of 15 hours. What's happened? Did you do another power hour?
Yeah, I don't know why you don't wear one. Yes
CBS would hit
Whatever would have like ice cream
I'm getting put in a fucking bag we're at it, bro. God. Yeah, I'm gonna have fucking nightmares tonight
I've been on that side, bro. It's not a good feeling, bro.
When I lost to Aiden, bro, I swear I couldn't sleep for like two nights.
You lost to Aiden?
Bro, it was...
How about you swallow those noobbugs before you try to swallow ice cream fat ass?
I still got a bag worth it though. Shout out to my... Shout out to my Dylan, bro. Shout out to Billy B.
I'm over this shit and I'm fainting
I hope you won't see me in sex with no face
You don't know what I'm saying and I'm trying to be
All this is throwing success in your face
All of these baddies are sessin' my face
I'm a shit that I'm addressing my face
I can't be showing no stress in my face
No face, no face, no face
No face, no face
No face, no face
No face, no face, no face
No face, no face, no face
Stop this shit out and I came back reloading
I'm just so happy that niggas who envy
We didn't have that shit ain't got to finally show it I'm overdoin success in your face. All of these babies obsessed with my face
I just sit there don't address of my face. I can be so in no stress
No face no face no face
She been drinking all in I'm already happy. Oh fuck. I'm against them. They see we get some watermelon
Dude this portable is like a tank bro. Guess where we're at
I
Go bites
I know I might get a double gulp gulp, bro. I get a gulp gulp
We're gonna employ this counter
Ooh, something cold to soothe a mouth with hate.
Oh!
Peach candy lemonade?
Nah, stop playing.
Hold on.
Nah, stop playing.
Nah, stop playing.
Yeah, should I put you on fire?
Should we get a taste?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go under, go under.
Go under real quick.
Go under.
No, that's going to get all over my face.
Blue face?
Let me try this one.
Hold on.
Peach candy lemonade?
No way.
Damn.
I'm a blue raspberry.
How about God?
We gain a Slurpee or what?
I have a Poopsie?
Wait, do I have a Poopsie in chat?
That plan.
I don't know.
So sweat.
I thought it was actual shit.
Coca-Cola, not bad?
Okay.
Fuck it, Tango.
Is that Oreo for me?
Let me get you.
Is that Oreo?
When were you on Coca-Cola?
Wait, I have those at home though.
I didn't try it though.
Where slippy's bad for you?
Our slippy's bad for you
Should I get a slurpee
It's sugar and ice
Y'all really may need not
We all we all like shared a snippy
What is wrong with them Oreo coke slippy has zero sugar photo
Wait that might be the move hold on make it a little taste test
What
I mean not allowed to do a lot of things
If there's no sugar than this camera
Honestly
This boy has no sugar this has no sugar. Yeah, right now
Was it trash
I'll be getting this
I'm gonna lie. I'm gonna keep it healthy, man. Yes mom. Well, you guys let me
Hold on now everyone get it up. What is this?
I'mma keep it healthy, y'all.
Give a small one.
Blue raspberry?
Wait, can you hold this while I hold it?
I'm not gonna lie to you, I've got a key.
Alright.
Can you pass it out?
Let it taste a second.
I'll pass it out.
Wait, give me this one.
No, fuck no.
Hell no.
Not in a million years.
Not today, not tomorrow, not another.
You're not like that, man.
There, stop it.
Make it, bro.
You can't do your job forever.
Look, I've got a durst tree in the water.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I was in your screen the whole time.
What are you doing with the plane?
I'm in the center of attention.
Where'd it go?
It made good good good good.
Is this even the right straw?
Big good good.
Not double though.
Uh, my vlog.
It's not me.
It's not vlog.
What's the vlog?
Oh it's a tripod.
Oh a tripod.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Not now.
Not this way.
Yeah, you can.
Oh, no.
That was...
Chad Alexis following me right now.
I don't know why.
It's 1130.
Oh, no.
It's 1644.
See what the appointment is.
Retire him.
Hey, see, retire him.
Huh.
Hold on.
Where'd you just go?
To make some D-Tricks in a double bed.
In a foreign, brother.
I'm breaking my diet.
Where's the rug?
That's what I'm asking.
Hold up, I'm gonna quick refill.
I haven't had a Slurpee in a while.
Me neither.
I think it's like a full Slurpee.
I'm looking though.
I prioritize the big gold.
Oh my God, I'm sorry Chad.
There's gotta be some more.
Oh yeah, definitely.
I'm breaking my diet.
Where's the rug?
Are you okay?
It's like an hour and a half away. I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, I'll tell you send me the address.
Like you did here, your grandfather's in the hospital.
Over there.
What's the phone?
What?
I called him on the phone.
He's really hands out.
How are you?
I'm okay.
You're not Duke, boy.
See about all the swag.
Oh, are we ready?
Yep.
Did you already mess?
Yep.
I think it's good bye 7-Eleven
Have you been pulled over have you been pulled over rug get us
You can't do this because the cops will run.
Who's your most famous contact?
Let's see.
And don't say me.
Okay, okay.
Then you second me.
Yep.
Hold on, let me check.
Give me one sec.
You got...
Come on, Pat.
Okay, I got light.
Let's dig it in by the light.
Bradley Martin.
Fuck you.
Um, I got...
The weeds who are
We said that 8 million boys don't sleep in the heart
I'll reply like young, whatever
When can you come get your stuff?
I need this shit out of the crib
I think it's bringing back love
Come here now you're lit
I put a full name stuff
I need to know what I'm done
I need doors in each step
I need fellas that close
I got that one sleeping plan
Cause I fuck, I'm still up
I just don't speak my language
I just don't speak my language
I'm anywhere, I'm anywhere, I'm anywhere
I'm possible
I'm a fucking fucker, I'm still up
In the night, I'm making fifty dollars to my life
And a fifty-kill at night, it's not a sin
And you can't change it, I don't want it
You don't do it for real
I'm a fucking dick, I'm a fucking dick
And a million reasons, every year
I'm a fucking awful fan of fucking
I can speak like some ringer, baby
Fuck, you know, I'm a brand new gamer
You know, he ain't shooting night
And a fifty-dollars to my life
And a fifty-kill at night
I'm gonna get scared of heights
Double up, you go!
She might know she's shooting babies, baby
I can't be scared of heights
Five percent
I don't think I'm fighting
I'm playing with wine
That's one little game
I'm saying bye
I'm gonna stay down at home
I'm gonna get you a basketball court
I don't think I've ruined the process
I don't want a wife
I'm just wondering
Why don't you watch on three
I'm playing with pieces of it
Yeah, I don't think I'm
And because they didn't hear
And then print it's time
Thank you, Rob
I
I love the shoes in here
I love the shoes in here
Oh yeah, you're good
Yeah, but bro, like that won't make me drive it at all
Cause people would just love to be
I'm not a nap one
But like everyone does with me for like two years
So, is the OSDS party tomorrow?
What is it?
My boys
My boys
What did you say tonight?
I'm like 10 years in a row
Tomorrow?
Not in this house, I'm like 10 years in a row
Tomorrow?
Oh, you're gonna...
Oh, I know you want it you want to leave with a Lex you crazy little dude
What time do we go to bed tonight?
Is one of you going to do something to her tomorrow?
Um, I was going to say something to her.
I was going to say something to her tomorrow.
We're going to schedule a suicide.
Go tomorrow?
Nah, tell them to do another one.
Go to the couch, you said?
Yeah.
My job.
Tosh it.
She's the girl.
She's the girl.
She's the girl.
She's the girl.
She's the girl.
Why did that set me in Ronnie's son's sad face?
I think he misses me.
I think this is the first game of the week.
How do I get like the ball from one of the...
Or like to the other one?
Because you have to end the same way.
Ronnie's son.
You see that?
Here, come on.
What?
Ronnie's son.
Yeah.
What is it?
Nothing.
What? I wanna know.
Don't worry about it.
Dude, I feel left out.
Should we rewatch Vlogs from day one?
Who was here since day one the seventh on shot?
Like who did this, bro?
That's crazy.
What should we watch?
The Hot Tooth Vlog?
No, no, please stop.
Yes.
Hi, Todd.
What should we do with you, Snape?
Do you like the extension?
Maybe Sour Patch?
Who, you like the blue one?
I mean, I've been getting watered now.
What about fire?
No, Chad, I'm so ugly.
I can't believe we're this far into the cell phone.
I'm fine.
I was like, we're watching the ball.
Someone call me a squirer and tell me to die
because I still can't see the ball, sir.
I don't even know.
I mean, he's not home.
Ah, shit.
People are actually mad at you, Remus.
What was his reaction?
He was fucking laughing.
He was a good boy.
Hold on now. I've never listened to a point in time.
You need to work through my honesty.
We'll play it once and we'll do it when you're done.
Wait, is it on point?
What the fuck?
It's on point.
Wait, it's done.
Alright, nah, nah.
Wait here, check how many pounds they... they see how you...
Jackson.
Chris and Henry, I'm the boss, Henry.
We used to be the best together,
and we didn't know you were the best out of the awful way.
I'm not there, well, I'm nice to talk about.
I'm like, who the weather fish is and bring the soup?
I'm like, it's five minutes.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, ten, ten.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten.
I
They can be at the piano.
Wow.
What?
Yeah.
The score is?
They talk about it.
Yeah, they talk.
Yeah, they talk about it.
I appreciate it.
Or what?
It's been 30?
We got to be here with you.
We're about to try to do a show.
We're about to try to do a show.
We got to be here with you.
I bet.
Don't we have to go and wait?
We're about to go and wait.
We're about to go and wait.
No, we're not.
We're not.
We're not.
I'm a fan of you.
I'm a fan of you.
We're ready.
We're ready.
We're ready.
We're ready.
We're ready.
We're ready.
I
Brain rock, man, why do you play the phase version? No, we need to bring no, there's a stable Monado Jason Lacey
Okay, okay
These triple X also
Thomas where they're going
I'm so tired, I'm gonna stay up until they sleep, so it's like having a sleepover with them.
You want the Faze version or the Rainbow?
I thought the loser.
What?
Yeah, the Faze version.
Faze one?
Yeah, please.
Okay, please.
Huh?
It was as if I was at the place.
You're not here to talk?
You're not here to talk?
You're not here to talk?
I'm actually still asleep.
There's no Faze one.
No, it's only on Twitter.
Fuck.
Look at that John Pork Chum in there.
Yeah, I saw it.
You're like, well, it's like he regrets having a lecture from a hell of a person.
Well, like why does this keep so long a start?
Guys, I understand at least he ended his career.
Guys, I'm waiting for my career to start.
Look, he's only a half way ahead.
It's still public loading.
This keeps forever.
So right now, you're up on it?
Yeah, I'm all out now.
So you didn't complete the job?
Seriously?
Come on!
Oh, actually?
What do you mean, you can't run a shoe model in 48 hours?
Oh
I
The girl in the car already got that job!
Yeah, I mean...
I don't know.
I like to make a family channel, but...
I don't know.
I'd say in the next three years.
In the next three years!
Do you have a plan?
Bro, I'm getting older with games.
I might as well have a kid by 30.
I'm getting old.
I'm literally going to be 28 years old.
I don't know where I'm getting old from.
I
I
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'm just trying to make it.
I'm just trying to make it.
Y'all, you gotta throw another one at home.
Right back here.
I'm just trying to make it.
So is there not a phone in sight?
There's people living in the moment.
I'm just trying to make it.
Can I actually?
What are you doing?
You put it all on top of you.
Me? Me?
Who's Claude?
Claude, he's so quick.
He's almost so quick.
Yo, Lady and Claude and Ron are going to pull up tomorrow.
Lady, Claude, Ron and Claude and me are going to pull up.
So I'm going to ask Lacey why he quit playing that.
No, no.
Why is Claude magazine on the screen?
Why is Claude magazine on the screen?
I got this all in free space.
I can do it the dirty and I don't need no water.
Bro, don't let me sell out.
I'm gonna give you your size.
You don't want to fuck up.
Who else, who else is there?
Yo, Ava.
Who is that?
Who is that baby?
Who is that?
Who is it?
Job works on me!
I want to check.
I'm gonna come tomorrow.
What?
I don't know.
I got the drinks on me, man.
I'm gonna hit Dream of Love.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
The men are going into the house.
They're going to the house and I'm going to do it.
They're going to the house and I'm going to do it.
Hey, there's a woman over there.
Hey, hold on, hold on.
Everybody's going to look bad.
What?
Why is the A and B sites are down here.
Hey, bro, throw another one tomorrow and I got a drink on me.
Registered to everyone in the house.
Whoever stays there.
We can see the damages.
Let me see the damages.
Duke Dennis.
I love you, Duke.
behind me
I'm gonna thank you, bro. Are you ready?
We got to shower and shit.
We can do that in the morning.
Let's be smart.
Oh, we got to do that jerky, boys.
We can't do this.
No, no.
Now who's got you smiling, dawg?
Why?
Who's got you smiling like that, like this?
He ain't no way.
I didn't do that during the summer though, I literally was talking to one girl to another.
Now we're in the jail, now we're in the police van where they're at, can I kill it?
No.
Why do you want to see my text?
There's nothing wrong over here.
There's nothing wrong.
Why do you want to see my text?
There's nothing wrong.
I never asked you that.
You can see, I didn't want to see you.
I was in your place.
Why do you want to see me?
It's really not tomorrow.
I'm going to tell the truth.
I'm going to say it.
When you got to...
I got to live there.
You should not live there.
Wow.
I'm going to tell you something.
I saw it on the side of my face.
I remember noticing it here.
We're in a fucking area.
I don't know.
That's my bed.
I feel like it's like sleeping very, very weird.
I was in an area.
This is my bed, yeah.
I was in the body.
I don't fucking know.
I don't fucking know.
I don't fucking know.
I fucking want to go to the toilet.
Is that a real deal?
Is it dumb here?
It's here.
I got the mindset to talk to the toilet,
so I can't say that.
I really like the idea of this.
Take my update page.
Go ahead.
That's official.
That is the official week update page, man.
Thank you.
I'm not looking at my phone, bro.
Chatting all over the place,
I'm like, you can't open my fucking J-Stand
that's true, that's free.
You know what it is?
You fucking let the iron in the iron.
Yes, we're listening to the A and B cycle.
Oh, hold on.
You can play that board.
Is this yours?
Wait a minute.
Is that a Norse?
Please.
Please.
I want you to play it close.
I have no left play.
This is the exact program.
I have this exact head, and then this is two.
I think it's yours.
No, it's that.
You haven't the exact same one this long?
What?
You do literally just one.
The data for that cycle.
Chad, can I get a hawk and a jab?
Two up if you're in two up.
Who's a hawk and who's in two up?
Nah, tomorrow I'm gonna be a jam-packed man.
C'mon.
Is it?
Cause we got a swag shit.
Fuck no fast.
Don't call me fast, C'mon, really.
C'mon, look at the yo.
Yo, sir.
I try to move the camera towards you.
Now, I was gonna throw gay people in chat in the slow.
I don't know slow enough, maybe,
because I'm not fucking talking to the camera
and I'm sitting on the ground at fucking 3 AM.
Put these bars in the chat.
Put these bars in the chat.
Spam W. Box.
I'm gonna be a shot.
W fuckin' box.
You're a swallow tonight.
Your mom's gonna fuckin' swallow you down.
W box.
Now, it's the anti-cycler arena right now.
I'm some sub.
I'm at 19 hours.
Yo, Jack.
We have to go to school tomorrow.
It'll be a very, very nice day.
Please get subs so that there's some talk to continue
and more epic content can fuckin' happen.
Let's get this thing going, bro.
It's 12 a.m. over here.
Everybody, let's get this stuff with all going man. Let me get some gift this stuff man. Right we are selling you right now
Let's fucking go to the man
150
3
2
1
Let's start there. I'm reading chat too. Let's get 100 gift in the chat. If you want to get the 100 subs, get the 100 subs right now
Hearty day for the crime
See you with the one gift dude
Lacey, can I know you?
Now we are on a 500 chat street y'all are going crazy right now. I would appreciate a gift as Kylo gave me the one gift it
Come on y'all come on guys
Make out wrong
Come on. We are at almost a 550 chat street
All I need is a gift it from everyone in the chat and this something don't think he's going
Where'd you go my friends go?
He's digging for food. Ron's digging his ass.
Oh, let's give him a chance with a prawn.
Pat goes in for the one gift.
Probably the thing with prawn.
I have to switch gears for him to tell you to shut the fuck up, please.
Okay?
Yo, Bluebird, they forgot it.
They'll think of the gift it.
The chat street, because they did my cat boys.
They zeroed gift it.
Ron Refugee here, I would like to also say shut the fuck up.
First time message please go shower.
Guys, why haven't I gotten a single fuck up?
How do I use Prime's level iPhone?
Pretty sure you have to go on PC for help with your laptop and getting your Prime.
Who's taking his key?
Ron's...
What?
You can't crack his toes?
You're a nerd as well.
You're a wretch.
I'm not trying to act like a wretch.
What does having a little thing in a douche do?
It's got a fucking issue with it.
I don't know.
This pose is crazy.
Bro, y'all just dislike a masculine ass pose.
It's just freks you, bro.
Why would they have kept it on?
Because she is comfortable as hell, bro.
First time I met this Chinese man.
What, what's happening to him, bro?
What do you think?
From Lacy's stream, it shook a fuck of kindly thank you love.
Oh, that was nice!
I lost that guy, Rob. Bob, take him out, bro.
That was a nice guy!
Bob, let's take him out, bro.
Why the fuck do you give that to all of us?
Yeah, no matter what, I'm fucking in with you guys.
I'm literally like, that's why I'm not fucking reading chat.
First time chatting with your love loads.
We've been in Chinese skies?
You guys can't take me about something.
I got just a hand.
Why aren't you here, shut the fuck up.
Y'all dead.
I give up!
From Lazy Chat, fuck you, you Chinese spies.
Go to hell.
Like, like, like Lazy News.
Where's my cat or tail that fat ass to shut up?
Fuck.
From Lazy Stream, Lazy Soapy, Fit Lab.
From Lazy Chat, who died of pains?
Lazy.
I thought Rice Duck was on rumble for a soundtrack.
Lazy.
What do you want me for Halloween?
I'm being a shock! Nobody cares!
Ah, I got his love in there.
Fuck it, dumbass.
Stop it, you fucking fucking dumbass.
Yeah, dumbass.
Fuck it, dumbass.
You don't fucking care.
You do.
You do.
You got to fuck this shit.
I'm Miss Dave.
From Ross's chat.
I guess it's better.
You're a lazy shadow, but we talk to fans for it.
From Lacy Street.
Why is KMR speaking your language?
Catching rap books?
Bronze chat, do you have any...
recipe?
Why are we listening to top 100
catchy rap books?
I'm wondering why?
So let's just chat
the pound version that
we've been waiting down for.
Or Bronze chat, wake up.
I'm awake, bro.
Bronze refugee here.
A thousand of Bronze refugees.
I'm so looking forward to it.
And Bronze chat...
Bro, are you in here or you have to fuck up, please?
Jason, you are here.
Troy, wait.
Yo, my chat invades everyone else's chat.
It's spam what y'all would say in your chat.
Everyone from my chat go to Jason's chat and say
China number one.
Like H-1-0.
I miss my hearing.
You're saying that in my chat.
Lacey refugee here.
From Lacey's chat, sad hours.
Lacey, what?
You want a green apple?
From Lacey's chat, no, we trust you agents.
Let's talk to the chef.
From the industry, fuck wrong.
That's a shit up, though.
Right?
The way she's talking to you, you can see please die.
You're agent spies.
Alright, your mom's taking that guy out of her den.
Why are you reacting to it?
I've done pretty much everything I talk about.
I'm ready to shout out to them guys a little bit.
I said you're talking to the chef.
Fuck me, sir.
I'm gonna go.
You guys want a hundred dollars in the chat?
Oh no, but I'm gonna get it.
You have to buy it up for us.
I'm giving away a hundred dollars.
Next person to type, uh,
Macklemore with a tier one sub and a first prime,
you get a hundred dollars.
Holy, holy, holy.
Bye, sir.
Yo, J-mo, I don't care how many years
you were typing that out for.
I'm shitting you from here less.
How many of you have 40 J3 and set it fucking 15 times wait?
I have it
How you been shooting for 20 days straight it's gonna be a lot more views of God. Yeah, you got lucky
Come on
to Jason E. Loma.
I've experienced it.
Where are you?
I don't know Jason very much.
Just fuck off.
Alright, bro.
I'm taking a listen to you.
Let's go!
Listen, listen to Jack.
Listen, come on.
Give me a listen to Jack right now.
Give it to me.
Alright, don't blow me.
That's the way you like don't check
the shots that I took.
Alright, I'm coming for you.
What is a little bit of your saying?
I think I'm just waiting to leave you.
What? I'm saying you're going to shower.
I'm not going to shower.
You're going to get your hands kind of clean.
Which body would anyone, right now, who you're just waiting for?
They see me here.
Oh, would you sit open?
I'd buy a turnip and I can have a toilet.
Feel like what it's like to be a goat.
You're so cat-like, Pete.
Wait, what did you say?
You just said you'd switch bodies with Tyson Matt and see what it feels like to be against those dicks like I've ever had in my life.
I'm just keeping it 100 feet.
I fucking hate this fucking war where we're living.
That's where Michael Jackson's fucking fucking dead.
Actually, I just feel like people are must and they're must out 10 years.
I'm not gonna guess this back in the last fucking night.
At the end of the hour?
You said for a day.
Oh
Jack, can we get 7,000 victim cells right now?
I'm just gonna try and react to some of that.
I don't know, let's go upstairs, follow me.
I'm not bad.
Don't look at all these guys, I'll let you get home.
I'm fucking around, I'm fucking around, I'm fucking around.
What?
Please, you got a borrowin' charger?
And that's actually my phone.
I don't have a charger?
And now it's okay.
You're an extra in the bag.
What the fuck, my fucking asshole?
What?
Yeah, I don't have a key.
I ain't have a key room.
Oh my God, 80% of the room is empty.
This is iconic.
I have this banner of people living here.
I have other people living here, and I have this all over here.
Yo, we want to sleep around the door.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
That means I'm not allowed to talk?
No, I'm not allowed to talk.
No, I'm not allowed to talk.
Oh, this one's not for you to talk.
Yeah.
Oh, that's the same one.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Turn it over.
Try to make it cut.
Let's go.
Good night, Lacey.
You're staying here?
Yeah.
Minnesota year. This portal with a tank with a look still on the bars.
All right, now listen son, sending hate from Philadelphia. That would be honest.
Philadelphia is one of the worst acts that I've ever had to say about.
Sleepover, lingerie on. How about a shower, bro?
Let's do shallower shit just one.
Nah, why are you playing with your body?
Why are you playing with your body, bruh?
My cube is in here.
That's my wire.
That's two, that's my wire.
Lacey just gave me this!
Oh, this one's mine.
I'm a cube.
How? I had a cube this morning.
Stop playing with me.
Don't say hey from India.
Probably fucking cry.
It's right here.
Dumbass.
Dumbass.
Fuckin' your tight ass.
I'm ass fucking big fucking take that take that glitter sweater off, bro
I'm Ron at this you're gonna be a baby seat. Okay. Yeah goes into pussy. This goes into my dick. Fuck you
Fuck your face
What the fuck did you do?
You're gay!
You're gay but I want more!
Come here!
You're so gay.
Jack just ran into the macbook.
That was right.
Oh my god bro, my dad's gonna see that!
Boopy.
Going back, GZ's going back to Taiwan.
I'm not Taiwanese.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You're a fucking dumbass.
You're a fucking dumbass.
No, I'm not.
You're a fucking dumbass.
You're a fucking dumbass.
You're a fucking dumbass.
I'm wearing the same pants as yesterday.
I have my pajamas in the cellar.
I have my pajamas in the cellar.
You know you brush your blood out of your mouth.
I don't think that's how that works.
Are you sure?
I was in.
You don't shower?
You showering?
Yeah.
Are you going to fuck Jason in the middle of the night?
Say me.
Guys, just make it quick.
Say me if you want me to fuck the shit out of Jason in his sleep tonight.
That is fully possible.
You think you're gonna fuck me?
Yes.
I'll just face fuck you.
until I come in and out and they're like,
you know, stumble, no!
Yeah, I come to mama.
Oh, my fucking god, stumble, retarded old!
Can you pick up my tailpiece?
It doesn't make me.
Girl, what are you doing?
That's so disrespectful.
How?
Touching shit with feet?
Well, knock it out, Pat.
What do you do?
I'm all dull.
No.
You put that foot in their face,
I'm gonna finger your ass in the sink.
Oh, stick my finger up your ass, and then you're going to complain, and then you're going to be like, why would you?
Oh, my ass hurts so much, Jason.
Ugh, ugh.
You're saying that he's crying.
If Lacey's crying, tell him to come up here and fucking cry about it more.
Stop giving him attention.
He lied to his fans, and he said that he was doing an IRL stream, but he lied.
chat do you guys think it's weird if I pick my feet I got I got to pick all the
dead male off and the dead skin hold on end of the day usually the best way to
pick it it's like soggy that's one male no not this male no try this one oh this
one I have to fight off oh yeah hold on this one's dead got that one Jason's
that oh this one might have one no no we're good so I think you're gonna catch it shut off no it's
your password just tell me about her no I'm not fell down this is gonna steal all the money out of my password who's this I don't know I mean I'll come back
What did you just tweet, man?
You definitely threw this at me.
Okay, nice one, bro.
I'm gonna leave it at this.
I'm down here.
Oh!
He's shouting at me on the lawn in bed.
Nobody to figure me.
What are you doing?
That's it.
Can I shout with you?
He's so talented.
But it makes me feel like Gucci
Even though I'm really a Gucci
And they get it, it's Gucci
And they get it, it's Gucci
I want to be fucked
Be happy
I'm calling my girlfriend
I need to get horny
What are you doing right now?
I cure a boy
So what are you doing?
So you hate me now
So you hate me now, just tell me
You think you know where I'm
You think I'm not the area now?
Do you miss me?
What was the deal with your father?
I don't know.
No, I don't.
Stop! You're so...
I'm so ugly!
I'm so ugly! I didn't even kill myself!
How do I hate you?
I just do your makeup.
You don't need to feel happy about doing your makeup.
You should feel happy because you're beautiful
with everything.
Is that your self?
Why?
You could've asked me.
I would've...
I could've reached the end of the video and just come over.
Why?
So if I hate you...
If I hate you, what is this?
Dude.
Oh, good night, Ryan.
Just try this.
Oh, hell yeah.
Love you, bro.
Love you, too, bro.
Are you guys...
Oh, you're gonna stream on the phone tonight?
Yeah.
Why?
I'll see you tomorrow.
Alright.
9.30?
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright, bye.
I'll see you tomorrow.
What's your name?
What's your name?
Why? What's my new personality? I'm not a one of you, but I am a person. So you're telling me the least about stuff like that.
I think I'm pretty good.
What does it mean to have? I think my nose is a lot because I have voters. Yeah, that's how I would pick them.
They don't know. Okay, you want to pick your ass with a shit in it.
I would just make you shut up.
Ooh, that's awful.
Why don't I like you?
Tell me what everything in the past hour of police.
I'll hear about it right now.
Yeah, and then I also say,
I don't know if I'm a police officer,
but then you complain about that.
Oh, shit!
No, no, that's not what I did.
That's not what I did. I kept it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You know what?
That's literally not what happened.
Okay, I'll let you be.
No way!
Go back to your game.
That's manipulation.
Yeah, that was...manipulation's not work.
You have a card in the face when you play games.
You're making math three.
Okay, and you're fucking retarded with everything.
Math is your face.
You're an actual card.
down the store bus stops in front of your house every single day.
Do you know that, me?
Okay, you let this retard fuck you.
Now, I gotta go back to work.
Okay, I gotta go back to work.
I have people that-
You're in the AV though.
No, I've got to go back to work.
I'm working.
I'm working mad hard right now.
Chad, am I working hard?
How?
I mean, if I hated you, could I do this?
Oh shit, yeah, I gotta go.
Yo, my heart, I'ma call you later, all right?
Why?
Nah, I just got things I don't do to take shit.
Do what?
Nah, I'ma call you when I wanna call you, all right?
You don't take shit, I don't.
Nah, cause I'ma do what I don't want to take shit in.
I'ma do what I don't want to take shit in, all right, man?
Nah, it's not in LA, that's all right, chill out.
Chill out, the guys is here, come on.
Don't look at me.
Yeah, I think you probably got them, John.
I ain't wanna do it.
I ain't got it.
I don't want you to want it.
You're going to be a good boy, okay, son?
Now you saw us!
You're the next time you see it, what?!
Fuck that, we going out tonight!
Oh, hell no.
I'm just stressed out.
Stop cat-looking sideways.
Word 2.
I'mma hop on a magba. We going to bed?
Yeah.
Jack, maybe since this?
Yeah.
Jack, I love y'all so much.
It was a good fucking day today. Good switch con.
You know, there's a little bit buggy.
I appreciate everyone who's stuck through.
I love y'all so much.
Appreciate all the stuff.
Appreciate all the donors.
Appreciate all the followers.
Double you in the chat.
Guys, keep us both tabbed tonight.
Give us our ad money.
We deserve it.
We work super hard.
Top seven in the chat.
I love y'all.
And I'll see y'all in the morning for day two
of TwitchCon and day 20 of the seventh ad.
Would that be, well day 21, excuse me.
We got nine days left.
Thanks.
Peace and love, chat.
Make sure to keep a stab. Enable gambling mods if you get too hectic.
You could break some of your own.
Let me call Mark first.
What's good? How you doing?
You seem upset.
What you do today?
We're gonna have a day on this trip.
Oh no, come see me.
Ain't nothing but a fight.
Where's your horse at me?
Hey, we're in the front of this. Come back to bed.
What you doing right now?
Come on, come on.
oh can I see can I see yeah I'm I just want to kiss it
didn't you just say that to the other girl the wife well everything I love I
did you you literally call I just called you my boy Ron he played a lot just
like you said my sweetheart what you thought about how you doing what the
Fuck you. Oh my god, you made me hang up fucking bald bitch.
Sorry about that. He got on the phone with some weird shit.
You really snatched that in my head and hung up?
It's not true.
Where's my dick? Where's my city?
Arlington, I didn't.
I'm in Arlington.
Arlington is my city.
If I put it on my dick, I mean it.
Fuck.
Let's take out the fuck off.
You gonna catch it?
Yeah.
Well, I didn't lie, I don't lie on my dick.
We're to all of these.
Shit can't get smaller.
Shit can't get any smaller.
Alright y'all, I just want to check up on you.
Shit y'all, it can get bigger.
You know what I mean?
He said, he said,
I'm a masochist.
Masochist.
He said, y'all, all the people know what I'm saying.
Nah, you're telling me.
You said, hi, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, where's your baby?
I'm on the chair, it's just nothing, just nothing in my skin, you know?
He played, uh, he got an old girlfriend.
So do you.
Who's my girlfriend?
Saw.
Sad, my cousin.
Oh, Emily.
Fuck that.
That's a bunch.
Emily is his favorite.
Fuck Emily.
I'll say that right now.
Yo!
Blue Round 2!
What'd you say?
I don't address girls as old board of bitches, I mean, I guess, but uh, yeah, I'm gonna see you next week then.
Wait for me on the next week? Hmm? I said wait for me on the next week. I put you on here.
There was another girl in the room at this level? I said I'm gonna see you next week. It's not we gonna see you.
You coming to LA, what else you going to LA for?
What do you mean?
So you going to LA just to go to LA?
Yeah, I'm going there.
Give it up, you stink.
What you said?
I'm actually putting thumbs down.
Whoa.
Nah, I'm not seeing you though.
I can't really focus on you.
I'm going to do like that fucking cola beer in my ear.
What the fuck is a cola beer?
Nah, you may have good with no makeup on though.
Alright, I'm going to talk to you later.
I
Pull the bears
How you doing?
How you doing?
You say hi.
What are you doing bro?
I'm gonna do a challenge. I'm gonna try not to shout for the rest of the year.
What?
Alright, one question you got.
Yes?
I believe you didn't go past it.
Half an inch?
I'll look at it right now. You can put it literally back into the shelf.
So, you're telling me when you don't shave, you just won't be able to say your parents.
half an inch is crazy like if you have a bush like you you have three for it
most of not cutting you'll just not be able to see your penis
You took those come on
I said alarm for 9 30
No, why me it takes me what the fuck
Yeah, we should give Galaxy, yes, the people at Twitch coming along and see if we can take it.
I mean, that might be the charge.
I don't know, something else.
I think it would bring waivers, something else don't charge.
Twitch fans versus hydraulic press.
I mean, that would probably hit on YouTube.
Distribution charges.
Can we go do one, dude?
Yeah.
We'll do one in a row.
I'm gonna max out my ads now.
Yo, Chad, thank y'all for watching today, man, we got another eventful nine days.
Appreciate all the subs, man.
Should I just buy a fucking house so I can actually sit there a little?
I'm gonna hit it.
19 hours left for my timer.
I'm gonna wake up with approximately my time at the 10 hours.
We'll make it through the day, but, hey man, last calls for the gig itself.
Getting better, shut up.
Last call to get the subs y'all. Let's get some gift this stuff going so this sub a thought continues
Let's go y'all five gifted and then we get to sleep
Five gifted from each channel for each channel and we'll go to sleep right now
Well, we'll go to sleep right now
Drap them with the five gifted. Thank you so much traffic
I'm off to bed. Oh my god, Chris. Wait. Thank you for the ten gifted
my fucking go with the 20 get the subs
can someone get me a hundred
thank y'all so much thank y'all man
I appreciate y'all let's keep this sub-a-thon going man
let's keep this fucking sub-a-thon going
yes yes
let's get the 43k right now I need a hundred seventy subs
two people get the hundred two different people let's go
I appreciate y'all man, y'all know I mean it.
Two girls and one...
Two girls and one...
Good night.
Traitor! That's shitty 10 gifted.
Fuck you.
I just give a Chinese spy stuff.
Good night everyone.
Good night y'all.
Do you see him keep us tabbed?
Or you die in your sleep!
Good night chat.
I'm gonna throw a grenade at ya. I want to watch you explode. I'm exploding your ass.
Let's just come all together, buddy. Shut up. I'm straight. Bob Tamp. What are you watching?
I'm watching the OSDS talk to a podcast. What are you getting at, man?
Put it in my ass, Cardi!
Cardi, please!
Please, my king, please!
Who's behind you?
Please, my king, Cardi!
Who's behind you?
They're going inside a nightmare.
Pretty giddy.
I'm scared.
So ugly.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Bunker offense. I'm gonna go get ready. You guys have to wake up. We got a terminator bro.
The tower? Huh? Is there a tower? Yeah, you have to recognize it.
Shut up. Good morning chat, good morning, pick off camera buddy.
Fuck me up. What? Wake me up. What are you doing? You know the night?
Yeah, I heard you. I don't know what you did, Stephen. You touched him?
We hate you son. Don't be support me. Don't be support me, you know.
I have to see you somewhere.
Hello?
Yeah.
What's up?
You know, could you go wake up, uh, Alex and Matt real quick?
Uh, yeah, I got to go.
Just tell them we're leaving in 20 minutes and then they need to bring back the irate.
Alright, we'll just wait. Do you want to let me see you son?
Huh?
Do you want to let me see you son?
What about let me see you?
Do you know what it's doing?
No, you want us to dig?
I don't know, I can just wait, I think.
Lazy waitin' up there, close the door.
So how we get home?
So where we fuckin' just in?
Alright, let's get some fuckin' W's.
It's day 21.
Oh, we only got nine days left.
Nine days left, until we take six months off.
Hello, chat.
Good morning, Hashim.
Good morning, Sidney.
Good morning, weird hype things.
Good morning, everybody.
Good morning.
You get 500 pieces.
Can you pin the stuff shit again?
Classic.
Black tea.
I got no clothes.
This was from the morning.
It was a bit of Jason's shirt.
Why Kerosene?
Use white tea.
I don't have a white tea.
But I have no clothes.
I have a one-day beat.
Black shirt, and his ass mug, he's got a white shirt.
His mug has a white shirt.
Uh, I mean, what is your hat?
Put on that slurry chain.
It's time to rock.
Your nose chain, you're shit broke.
The mustache stops.
How you feelin'?
Turb.
Huh?
Day 21.
Let's sub-chat.
How y'all doin'?
Shut up.
Good morning!
It's O.V. Hi, chat. Hi. It's O.V.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Chad, for everyone who doesn't know, today we're doing phase auditions.
Pretty good thing with the Bob Kid thing.
Bob phase auditions is basically, if you want to join phase, you have a chance to join phase.
Hypothetically.
I know.
Jason and Walden just had sex.
Lucky you guys.
Yeah, we need a hundred and forty seven forty three K who wants to start the wave
Somebody get the hundred and somebody get forty. Let's just make it quick
Hello
Pa, what's that for?
A dog.
A dog.
Hey, ma, you're not gonna do a love without a love?
Alright, Jeff, we're going to the phone, man.
It's time to start the fucking day.
Let's get some W's in the chat.
Maybe a gift, if it's up.
Whether it's where you can go for what?
Yo, Pretty Boy St.
Thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate you a lot, man.
Carkey?
I already texted him, but he knows.
We're Ashley Hades, Yann, Overbite, and another 5 gifted.
Sayin' quiet.
From who?
From who?
Hot Toa.
Shave your chin.
And I'm off fuckin' lit.
Howie.
Howie.
Yo Rez, I gon' fuck yourself, buddy.
Kobe B would above gifted.
Overtake your day with a father's well
Where's looking wrong Joe you spare my cologne yeah
I just needed a little cologne spray
wrong John with the 25 gifts
Come on wrong John I appreciate you my boy be here for the longest man
This one downstairs is one right here. He's ours
I'm gonna hit the gym
You've been cleaning yours. Yeah, I'm coming in with the camera
I mean, you went to three days of the road, what happened?
Like, four days of charm, though.
Four days of fucking charm.
Is there a fight?
It's the charm.
He's put on a fucking...
He's got a fucking racial slur.
He's put on a... put on a slippy charm, you're gonna be alright.
I'm gonna fucking shatter you, Ralph.
You won't? No, no, no, no.
I don't hear these.
I wanna wear shorts, don't you?
I have a...
I know
Please
I don't know where you guys think this I literally took this outfit off when I put it on
You guys were targeted. I have no clothes. I didn't bring anything. I thought we're saying for one day
Okay
That's it.
It's over.
It's eating nice, isn't it?
That's it.
It's over.
It's all right.
I'm going to put it back.
It's all right.
I'm not afraid of God, Jersey.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm just walking.
This is the job of my body.
This might be, right?
I wish I were you, I think.
You're not thinking.
You don't even look that bad.
You don't even look that bad.
It's huge.
It's super oversized, though.
Yeah.
Crazy oversized.
Two Jason's, that's the same.
Those pants are ugly.
Okay, so you want me to wear the same black jeans I wore yesterday?
I didn't see you could wear jeans multiple times, sir.
Ah, the shadows to do that.
They're going to stand pale when I switch to it, right?
We're going to go out of my chest the same way when I'm going to get into my shoes.
All right, here we go.
You want me to wear the black jeans?
You didn't know I was going to wear them yesterday.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Make up your mind, yo.
I want you to wear the black jeans.
Blue ones, yo.
I don't have any teeth.
I'm sure it was gone.
I would have thought it would be good.
I would have thought it would be good.
It was probably the amperage I brought the lower skins.
If it wasn't for your bad ability.
That's right for a shirt.
Look right here, your shirt.
Gold helmet hair.
You know what, stay here and watch out, I trust you.
Guys, I'm leaving you with Jason for the day.
I'm going to my colleague.
We got my money.
Hey, you good chat.
Oh, what's up, Cat?
What?
Why?
That's rough.
Y'all are messy as fuck.
We're even gonna clean up, bro.
We're gonna clean up, bro.
Clean up real nice.
Day two.
Why don't I have a 1030 alarm?
That was night time.
Are y'all ready?
I'm going to the XQC meeting today.
Meaning I can't wait to meet him.
We got a 360 outfit of the day.
Yeah, Ray Ma, Ray Ma, uh, Ray Ma said, it's calm, it's calm, you know, nothing too much,
nothing crazy, what do y'all think?
Them shoes beat down, alright, we'll see what stable nations say, zero out of ten.
I bet it's your teeth are the same color as you, uh, fuck up, okay.
zero spy-ass
you know you're stable check y'all can go suck my
mother fuckers
mother fuckers
they start saying I will
you're hairless with a jar
I mean I could wear the jersey
Jersey
Jays and kicks
I love the other shoes, where's your other Gucci shoes, but he honest, bro
Gucci that was like
Jersey better good morning city. He's ugly regardless
So, can we have some?
Oh, pass me out, baby.
Oh, it's warm.
W, China.
I need a TS graphic.
I mean, I hate these shoes right now, bro.
It's the one shoes I have.
Oh, yeah.
The shoes are the best.
Y'all get it.
That's the only way you can wear it.
I feel comfortable right now.
Right now.
You know, you know, you know, you know, you know,
you know, you know, you know, you know, you know.
You saved my dad.
What?
You saved me.
Well, now you get the, now you double-chain up
and you're great.
It means water, bro.
WJ's on.
Well, cool, bro.
You saved me, type shit.
Talk shit.
She grew up in all my balls, she got a cool butt, bitch.
What do you guys hit?
What do you mean?
Chh, chh.
Too much stuff?
I went to the Cologne lady, she said there's three stages in Cologne, first stage, and
actually, I'm fucking out, I'm talking about that.
Am I going to that spot?
Do you think I'm just going to go to the best spot every stream?
No!
Betsy said pull in right now guys, and then we've got to leave right away.
Upstate.
It's by that time.
It's by that time.
What's going on, Seth?
I'll put him with our one, though.
Buddy, are you that one?
I'll put it up in zero percent, bro.
What's the code?
Basically, I'll give you a double up to my internet or no.
I hate when you just say that, bro.
If you want, I can really say it if you want.
I wish you'd be like, yeah, I love you so much.
I'll take a pen and get a go.
Oh, he hates you?
What do you do, Lacey? Do you hate me?
Lacey, do you hate me?
Lacey?
Lacey?
Do you hate me?
Why am I just scamming that?
Lacey hates me, bro.
I just talk to him.
Guys, no Lacey, just shut the fuck up.
We'll get a full Twitch conflict today.
What?
We'll get a full Twitch conflict today.
I need you to close, bro.
I want you to blast this to your bro.
dressing. Every, I went in and it was Chad. Yeah, all bags in dressing. This shit not
sinned, boy. Chad is gay. bracelet alias, I got my bracelet dumps and tears. bracelet
dumps and tears. I got your fits, don't say. We want you to look good. I look good,
bro. Why are Ron always picking his nose? Every time I watch him, he every six
I'm not going to do my ear.
I'm going to do my ear.
I'm going to do my ear.
I'm going to do my ear.
Yeah, what was that?
I forgot about that.
I was getting pranked.
I'm going to call on by the law.
For some odd reason.
It does that every time.
Max is reading about Jason.
That's happening.
What can you see at the job interview?
What the fuck?
Lacy
Come here. I missed you. What?
What's a fuck guys were a hundred and thirty-three subs away from forty-three K. Well, I have no one get to the hundred thirty-three
My rock no happy day. I
Don't lie. I'm not gonna move now. I'm not
Chat hat or a
I don't even know where I'm leaving tonight, I've already shown up.
Where's Rugsama?
I'm not even sure.
Yo, Rugsama.
Extra shoes, man.
Rugsama.
Rugsama.
Rugsama.
Hi guys.
I'm ready.
Let's go down.
We're on a move, let's go.
Let's go.
If you're hyper just trying to get a hell yeah.
We're gonna be playing a college tournament today.
Double U, and then we're gonna be doing phase auditions,
double U, and then yeah, not gonna work.
Boom.
Let's go down.
I wonder if I can catch the one first time.
I'm sorry, I'm not gonna go upstairs.
Seems to there's no one in the fucking living room.
So they're in the bag of punkachitos.
It's a bad day to be a cheeto.
That was my first one.
Took my shit.
Good morning, child.
How are you?
Good morning.
It's a new day.
It's a great day to be alive.
Someone said that you're in a kind of live,
you're not even here.
And when you're not here, you're alive.
This is champ L. India.
Thanks, Heatwave.
Where's the chains?
I've got news. It's hard to believe, but they're fake.
Right now, it's two pack of Oreos off the wake-up.
You do?
Don't say it's you.
No.
Right there in the rug's room.
What you observe?
No.
Check five, get to the end and we'll take the stairs.
Not dead-ass, though.
Okay.
My timer is running low. We need 150 gifted.
Good morning. Good morning. Do you think any problems are going to see me today? Which
day do you think people go the most? Saturday or Friday? Friday. You think so? I don't know.
Most people go the most. If people go, oh, is that accurate? Well, the library sounds
so sad I just fucking woke up
up
on sex
I'm actually tired of that already
are you a loser mom?
no no
oh my god that's what I was supposed to
actually talk to
young Bruce in 3 months
hmm
let's see if he can at least move
let's start hitting him
can't believe how he can hear
come on man
I didn't understand what you were saying.
I'm ready.
Is that true?
Yeah.
I thought you were going to pop out a lot of showbiz.
I didn't understand what you were saying.
I didn't understand what you were saying.
Are you guys ever shut up?
What?
What are you waiting for?
It's so annoying.
What?
It's annoying.
Exactly.
What's telling you?
It doesn't matter who you guys are.
I have a black shirt on me so I'm going to change shoes and put this on.
I said this shoes ass.
Okay, and you're literally wearing another man on your shirt, gay bitch.
You're literally wearing a fucking diamond shirt.
Okay, it's better than another man.
Suck his dick.
Oh my God, I almost told you you were in a band.
What the fuck?
You're jeans with the lyrics.
What the hell?
Don't be mean, bro.
Don't be mean because you're wearing a duck steak and a hat.
You really got a duck steak and a hat on your shirt.
I'm not going to put it on.
Here we go, please.
Come here.
You are so fucking cute.
Oh, damn.
Max's just gonna be in here soon.
I think that thing was so annoying.
Are we out?
Almost.
No Max.
Come on.
Come on.
It's not that much.
It's not a thing to sit.
Somebody's gonna lie.
Somebody's gonna lie.
Somebody's gonna lie.
That's why it smells so good on the table.
I pronounce your last name right to this.
I'm dead ass.
We did it.
That's so weird.
For the last couple days I've been thinking about you all night.
It's so deep.
Now it's blue.
It's never happened.
What's that?
There's a stupid question below.
Are you gay?
No fuck.
Am I weak? So Max?
Yeah.
You take it and Angel will reach down?
What the fuck?
There's a black woman in the middle.
Totally telling you that's because I was never talking about that.
Like that bro.
Take it and get out of here.
What is the wrong you told me to turn?
Oh, you changed all of a sudden.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
No dick sucks lads.
I see kitty in you.
Huh?
I see kitty in you.
It's on the camera like they make it.
Ah, they're not making it on the camera.
I had no time.
Oh, that was a scene.
Yeah, I don't fucking care what the fuck this is.
You guys love these dollars though, don't you?
Maybe we'll take a camera.
Why is it red?
I guess not.
I need to take out your shoelace.
I don't know if shoelace is too bad for us.
Like, he hasn't worn this for the fifth of last week.
I don't think I've ever worn this.
I'm gonna...
Besides, pop the balloon for 15 minutes.
I need to wake up Silky.
What the fuck do you need to wake up Silky?
This one's stole my fucking hustle-butter.
No, Silky's not even awake.
he's a piece of the car
he's driving a bus
it's really loud
the other side is why I'm acting
they would say, it's my
it's been stolen
I f**king hope so hard
it's usually
it's a lot
isn't it hot?
you know
you all broke ass motha f**ker
you should worry about your own f**king face
damn
Man, I'm here.
Now what's up?
Okay, bro.
What the fuck is worrying about what I wear?
I want to buy you kids, I want to see my money.
I'll be smarter.
Look at this, it's a TikTok.
Is that your hair or your hair, bud?
What TikTok?
Look.
It's not a lacy, you're a pop, man.
What is it?
Why is it so weird?
I'm really, really weird.
Dude, lacy, my chat.
Okay, I want to be weird with my chat saying.
Oh
You actually
How did he just go off with his hat?
How did he go off with his hat?
That's just some serious...
Huh?
Fuck you.
Should we go to Golden Gate Bridge?
Would you like our own bridge?
Do you have to wear the wearer maybe?
Yeah.
We'll be going to Golden Gate Bridge.
So many places we need a bridge.
I got the same shoes.
You know what we got?
We got the BVM.
Yeah, everybody talk there.
Yeah, I think we have as much motion speed.
Yeah, maybe 21 speed maybe.
Not even that.
You know what I think we're doing?
We're talking about the south of the bay.
What are we doing?
500,000.
We're at 1,000.
1,000.
Fuck.
You got it right?
Yeah.
Not even close.
We're still down off home 223, but get his cop out of your house now.
We've got it all in there again.
Where's where they are?
They got it.
Great to get out of here.
I got a missed call.
G.G.
Case pants are baddie.
Peek pants on the EYP.
He's out of the town.
When you get on the face camera,
you shut up.
What the fuck?
Why do you roll it on your...
...in the park?
My right picture.
Yeah, and the bigger one.
Is that how you got the picture?
Me?
Yeah, I roll it on my right.
Hey, is this your girl?
Right, why don't you buy Shizuku on your F-Bop-E, bro, that ass?
I don't know what you're saying.
This guy looks familiar.
Bro, she looking mad good, man.
Look at Archie, dog.
Yo, what are you doing, man?
What's up?
Yo!
What's up?
Dude, look at it.
What's up?
Dude, what's up?
I can say it.
It's the most warm and I like to get it in the camera.
It's all my favorite.
8.3 a.m.
You know what you're trying to do?
There's three of us, bro.
I woke up and I was like, what's going on?
Look at Jason, what's going on?
He was good!
Ah!
I don't know how to do reverse.
Yeah.
I don't know how to do it.
It's a question.
Yeah.
I don't know how to do it.
I don't know how to do it.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
Hey.
Now? Hey, did you win the...
Did you win the shit yesterday?
I did.
Yeah? I mean, come on now.
Come on, girl.
We're about to leave.
Oh, we are. We're in the kitchen.
Hey, man, how many foods are you having?
30, 30, 30.
Okay, somebody.
You better recreate that. I feel like you should be there.
How was day one? What'd you do?
Walked around.
I talked to you. Rapping.
I can't call my car
It would be a beast, I can fly like a dragon
It'd be some idea because I fly like a man
And ah!
Adostry is on clips
Is it?
I think Max is my DS7
DS7
Wait, is it because Max is a DS7 on a monitor?
Yeah
Hold on, oh my god
Are you ready for a pod turn?
What the fuck do you want?
What do you want, bro?
What is this?
Is this Lacey?
the fuck the fuck your mom
He's been calling for an hour straight
I dropped his number and he's calling me on no call right here for an hour
Why are you such a piece of shit in your bag?
Okay, I'll leave your number, I'll call you if you want my one
Alright everyone, watch Ron's number in the chat
You won't wake it
You won't wake it, nah, that's not your body, bro
That's it you hit on the teacher is a moron
I'm gonna have a jury's hand when you fucking
Okay I'm gonna hit him on more eights
I'm just asking you
You got to contact the lawyer
You have a jury's hand when you got that 11-0 bar
Seven, eights
Shut up bitch
Nine, four, six, three
Open up any problem with your penalties
Oh, it's getting better now
Oh, it's not
I need a pee.
Why do you need to speak for so long?
I'm gonna jump straight at him
He's not even my favorite
I can see him he's not a small one
Why are you so sad?
Why?
Why are you so sad?
Why?
Why are you so sad?
Why are you so sad?
That makes me want to slide it
Let's go guys, how do you feel?
Guys, I'm just gonna get a little quick
Are my arms set?
Yeah
with uh stable stream we didn't get to do the best five part three oh
you're gonna make all of s lg wait guys
Sometimes you have to hop out and show brothers.
Oh, is this our security today?
Yeah.
Not rugs, right?
How you doing, bro?
Good?
Good?
I know, sit a minute.
You coming?
Yeah.
Yeah, I took the BMW to the purple one outside.
Can I, wait, can we go in now?
Fuck that girl.
Fuck that girl.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, so what?
Nancy, which way?
Dude, through the fucking warehouse.
I'll just point it down.
You always point it down?
Hell, Lacey.
Oh, my fucking asshole hurts the death.
Last night when you fucked me.
You fucked me so good at my fucking tight ass.
Oh, you got another Lacey, huh?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Good morning, SLG.
No.
I'm scared.
Where's the bus?
It's a party bus sponsored by a company.
So...
Guys, guys.
Best Buy.
Pair 3.
Coma Conspiracy Conspirational Edition.
Chad, leave a twitch prime if you want me and I'll have to go to San Diego and Best Buy.
Sit right here.
Yeah bitch, you want to fly it in?
It's not my street.
Oh, he's on Aux.
Yeah, he's on Aux.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Wait, are we going on one cam?
Hey, are you going to put it back?
I thought it was gonna fit.
Yo, are we going?
Should I just have that for a minute?
No, no, this shit's effortless.
Here you go.
You're not fast enough, you're not fast enough
Uh, you was cashed out
Yo, you're trying to spamming to call Artidians and stuff
You're trying to spamming to call Artidians
I already picked that
No, call them
Take it back
What?
Yeah, but
I mean
Oh, yeah, yeah
That's the one
I think y'all are going to pay more
I like him fresh out of the womb.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got one. I got one. Sorry about that. Sorry about that.
So why would why do you think you're better than the other?
Let's all increase our aura and take over the world
Victory speech bro victory speech
I'm a big Ron James fan and I saw from your Chinatown C-Share you probably be playing
Tutei right?
Where did you go?
You are a bitch.
In a good way though.
Not like that.
Wait, home.
You're a pussy.
Not like.
It's the spiciest fucking one in my head.
Oh, wow.
Retreat, man.
Oh, that's good.
You know what?
Oh, wait.
He's retorting.
It's the easiest thing you need to do.
How did you retort?
Is that because I could greet you?
Yes.
Why else would you retort?
Oh, I'm cool.
Wait, wait.
Is that a slur?
What?
In your community, we turn?
No.
Well, we send phase.
Get back.
You know that?
In art, every word is coming out.
You say whatever you want.
Yes.
Mays, go ahead.
I'm so sorry.
Yeah, I'll match that.
Back.
How long were you guys there for yesterday?
What a hoe.
You were crazy middleman.
You're really crazy middleman.
Listen, we need to keep this back and forth between us.
So man, let me down here for the fucking two minutes.
Until he's still out of here.
Until he's still out of here.
Until he's still out of here.
Until he's still out of here.
Until he's out of here.
Until he's out of here.
Until he's out of here.
Until he's still out of here.
I'm here at all
You guys work out yesterday. Yeah
What'd you do right or wrong
So break down to me like what that consisted of
I did legs
Also seems like you guys were all over the fucking place
You like all this box. Yeah, that deadlift
Oh my fucking god, I'm so sorry to maxi's chat to hold this POV please do not please refrain from clicking off of this train
I mean, that was gonna take a lot of self control, but OH MY FUCKING GOD!
You are literally getting all the things that we call you other than we can really forget and get to work out just now.
Yes, we did.
I'm here.
What made you hate it?
They're saying TOS.
TOS, TOS, it's a death.
I didn't like it.
The eyebrows are crazy.
I'm gonna hit it.
They didn't even shoot him.
They're staying past us for now.
He won't shoot.
Oh
Give me right
That's hot.
I should really be fucking up, man.
I'm gonna go to the hideout.
Get me right in my ass.
Hey, yo!
To your left.
I mean, no shit.
I'm gonna be straight. I don't know how you're hiding.
I'm just looking.
I'm not doing that.
I ran.
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
I'm just looking.
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
I'm going tonight.
We're really in an ethereal bus.
Everybody restart, it bugs us.
Then see Starman.
I need a new air conditioner out there.
You're a crazy little guy.
Crazy little guy.
Peter, thank you for the fun.
You're a crazy little dude.
That's how you say it exactly.
You're a crazy little dude.
You like that?
Yeah.
What are you going to do without a rug choke?
I don't know.
You could have used one of those yesterday.
Did you hear Eric prepared this night's video how do you feel about diddy?
You're continuing
I watch
So
Are you okay?
Yes, what do I say?
So now you got a response though?
No, because she already spoke with him.
Up and down?
I feel like he's going to get up and do it.
Are you...
Yo Larry, she's probably going to get the fuck out of here.
What is this?
Listen, all I know is now the ball is in your hand.
Is that your hand?
We're at 999 today.
Can I show this?
Can I show it?
I
Know I'm adding that one to my bag that was good
You just said I want to...
Oh, where?
You just said I want to...
I'm going to tell you the story now.
I should not have.
Um, yeah, Max White's up on this road.
Flight box, I had like five...
I mean, it's like, what's a good swipe of?
And I was like, you got to be different than all the other guys
instead of saying, you're beautiful
or I want to take you out.
I'll say, the government has been lying to you.
I want to let you know,
message me back for more detail.
Get your response every time.
every time. What does he say? She said are you okay? So now he's got to follow that up
with some smooth shit where he acts like he didn't even send the first message and he just says
Fair tag? Fair tag. At your house.
You're quick. Okay. I call mine, like, that one's that word.
I would just say, I would just, I like what you said.
You act like, you act like you didn't say nothing with us.
See what it is.
Hang on now.
What?
Hey.
Okay, you know what I'm saying?
You like,
What are you gonna do?
You like,
Are you okay?
I'm doing better now that you're alive.
I would just attack like you did, send this person back to what he wants to get out of there.
Wait, she's in the deep? Do not call it the deep, that's the choice.
Oh yeah, he's in the deep.
Not as much as crazy.
No deep money.
Fuck up
In your game, yeah, and I'm responsible. I'm up all about it
It's just serious. This is important. She's a D as well
No
Yeah, okay, look you know I'm looking for you.
You're getting married too this month.
The fuck is that?
A low toe, what the hell?
Silky on the arse, ain't nobody bopping their heads.
Six percent of heads, I don't feel like a thing at all.
I'm tired of what a Porsche wants me to do.
You're killing me, dude.
I ain't talking about a Porsche like this right here.
I'm talking about like the last one I've seen.
I hear it while it's just fine.
So you have a couple for Max?
I don't know.
I'll let it still happen, bro.
Why don't you just have me cliffing?
I did it.
You did good.
I'm using my Sass.
Brother, come on, stop.
That's not fair, that's not your spawn, bro.
I didn't know how to spawn.
That's my wife, bro.
I guess you're moving.
I guess you're moving, man.
You're talking to one another.
What is playing this game?
It's flipping carries.
It's crazy.
We're not playing.
You are not
No fucking way.
Stop.
He came over and I walked with him.
I don't think he's...
I don't know what he's doing.
What's he gonna say?
So you're the bait highlighter?
Oh my god.
And he is.
He's gonna love you to death.
He's gonna love you to death.
I don't know what you're actually talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I was talking to Jason there. I got her IG. I'm scared.
And then, what happened was...
Hit over there.
I'm sorry.
The next message was sent way before.
Okay, I'll just play it over there.
And then, 6 cameras, that's better than me.
I'm going to send her a message.
Yeah, a message was called in the video call.
And then, Jason sent video call.
That was so fucking stupid I couldn't work so hard.
I gotta get to the move, you know.
Dad, do I just hit this?
She been trippin' on me, I'm not ready to die.
You gotta say something for coffee.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
I don't even know what I'm eating or whatever.
You're good just like spark or talk or shit.
You're good.
You're good, man.
You're good just like, what were you,
were y'all just gonna fight?
No.
I'm just trying to work it out.
I'll be the streamer on top.
I'm just dragging it.
Do you ask her if she ever sees my legs?
I'm like...
Center of self...
Center of self?
I'm just kidding.
Center of self?
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
That's what the community do.
It's crazy to be a part of this.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
I hope we can get a little help.
Yeah.
Okay, let me help you out.
Jason needs actual help here.
So, the bag?
So, listen, it's a brief dry conversation.
I'm just going to...
I'm going to put them on outside.
I want to think about that.
That's good.
That's good.
That's a good group project right now.
Let's take it on for a while.
Yeah.
You're going to call me in the wrong place.
I'm emotional.
Yeah.
17 minutes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
17 minutes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whoa.
One thing about me is I love this game, bro.
One thing about me, I love this game, bro.
One thing about me, I love this game, bro.
I did.
I was talking about that.
I was raising my hand.
Yeah, bro.
Oh, you think you're right.
Otherwise, it's OB now.
Otherwise, huh?
Yeah.
She's literally a South American and a whole different continent.
We're in the North of South America, South America, South Africa.
So do I just leave it?
That is, that is, let it go, brother.
It really is over.
It's over, brother.
You know what, you better go out and take a look at everything that's working.
I don't know what you got a bunch of already going on.
Yeah, just to tell her what you just said, Roberto.
That's good.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Just to tell her, you don't have to pick a date to say when I'm back next week.
Oh, bro.
You can tell her.
Hey, I'm trying to see you tomorrow.
I'm trying to say I'm in San Diego.
I'm trying to see you tomorrow.
Yeah, no, you're sound asleep.
I'm awake.
I'm awake.
I'm like, really breakfast.
You gotta be, you gotta take a quick, I'll look for you tomorrow.
I'm playing more chill.
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow, Sunday.
I'm hanging out.
That was pretty good.
I didn't even know it.
You know that guy, didn't you?
Did you know you're coming back tomorrow?
Yeah.
You want to see her, right?
I'm going to see her.
You want to see her?
Uh, ready?
You better hurry up.
I'm going to see her.
I'm going to see her.
Staying awake for the fucking hours.
Fuckin' hell, bro.
Don't act stupid.
I think I need to go on this thing, man.
What's that?
Get your suit, man.
Get your suit.
What are you doing?
Look at everything it was.
Oh, I don't know.
I didn't know what you were doing.
It's really so stupid.
It's like, oh, I don't know.
So, like, all the way, like,
I just need to power it up.
I just need to be on the same, too.
Are we up there on the team?
No, we're not.
We're all on the same team.
Hope you guys know, like, while you're playing,
I can hook slacks, like, game play for you,
and then when you're not playing, I can put you back on the side.
How do you do that?
I just do that on the desktop.
Oh, oh, yes, he's.
I can have a death problem.
No, you can't.
No, no, no, no.
You could just, there's no point, right?
I mean, you could.
You couldn't have any one on the wall.
Oh, because we're going to be on the wall.
When you're not playing, you could share a phone,
and when you're playing, I'll put you on the broadcast.
Don't get tagged.
I didn't get tagged.
I'm not good for it.
Scan it, and then you can scan it.
You know what, I have your food.
You have the staff Wi-Fi,
you just want to stand by to the public,
Wi-Fi.
Yeah, I'll do that.
And then it wasn't all.
You know this one?
You can't get out though, yeah.
It might be better to get it.
But you just have to rebuy it fast, right?
That's the only way to option.
Turn it on, yeah.
That's the only way to go.
Come on.
Here we go.
Oh
You love the game
That's more people subscribing than people in America.
30 million people.
That's like 7 billion in America.
30 million people subscribe to that.
That's insane.
Oh no.
7 million.
7 million.
7 million.
But 300 million North America.
Like, as including Canada, AmEx, Philippines.
No, no, no.
I can't see anything.
So, as you're saying, there's more than 7 million.
There's a lot more than 7 million.
Well, that's besides the point,
so he knows a lot, bro.
There's a lot of people up there, guys,
like, trying to make me feel bad about not knowing.
You got a job, or is it like that?
You are a job, you know what to do.
Ah!
This is a hit.
Fuck.
What about this guy?
What do you think of that?
I'm just gonna hang this 300 here.
I need a fucking shot.
Let it wiggle here, so I can't put my fire in here.
I'm never gonna have to use your hand to sort of
throw the ring or stay ringing your stack up on the counter.
And you are swinging your teeth,
installing a panel, and like,
stuck in somebody's mouth with your hook.
Like, what?
He can put his face in here.
I'm just gonna get a little bit of an upside around.
Yeah, he was just super hot to the top of the line.
He was just like,
I'm gonna get his fucking voice.
He was like,
It was just a fucking thug.
I'm gonna get him.
I'm gonna get him.
I'm gonna get him.
I'm gonna get him.
I'm gonna get him.
You know what, it sounds like right here,
you're gonna trip Jack off your seat of anger,
your feet aren't even touching the ground.
You're just slinging them.
You know what,
but you know that you're on a bottom,
it's real.
What's that talking about?
I don't know.
It's someone sent me.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Wow, can someone send me in the $5000?
Yes.
Can someone send that video in the $5000?
Yes.
I'm here.
Just so I'm gonna get it in my car.
And then you notice me.
I'm on the car.
And then you notice me.
You are that movie's best self.
And then you notice me.
And then you notice me.
I need to notice you.
And then I took 10 minutes of convincing you.
And then you notice me.
If you just had minutes of your best to be there,
then you notice me.
I thought I'd get a good stay.
Hey
Bigger
are we here?
i'm here
five minutes
guys
wait
wait
bro you're stupid
alright bro
i understand
i understand you
you're sure?
during this avatar i've been on your team
no
i just might be my own
might be my old face.
You post that thing, you know.
I'm gonna tell you what it is.
It's a side-sack!
Tell your streets about it too.
I guess I could put it on the wall.
All right, let's go.
Let's do that three lines.
Steady.
Thank you for the five-dip.
I don't know who did it, but thank you.
It does it.
Man, I'm gonna give it to you.
It was a good thing.
I'll take my old one off and put that one on.
Oh!
So you have me out there with me out there?
I get a kid in there and I hear the game last year.
Man, from when I was all one.
And I thought I found a girl in my dreams at the strip floor.
Uh-uh, fuck it, I was wrong, no.
Shout out to my niggas living tax free.
Nine days and six niggas running tax free.
Oh, where I miss your little summer windstorm.
Longest the outcome is income
You know I want it out
When it comes, shout out to Asian
Let the lights dim to some
That's a hard bar, as long as the outcome is neat
You can cook it
Dim sum
Oh my god
I'm screwed
Hey
Shout out to Asian girls
I don't understand. Break that out.
That's dim sum soup.
That's true.
It's a Asian dip.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I'll make you take your life apart boy
You're whoever it is for me, you're a star boy
I'm like, what you gonna do?
I'm gonna clean down the house
I'm gonna break your cabinet hard boy
I know why you're here, but I can be as easy as that
I'm like, yo, you got it?
I got it, I got it, I got it
No, it doesn't
They really had 1.5
I say love me like Matt Tray in a bait
Stacking out my back, leaving the way
The backpack is a back on the band
Why'd I get like this with my comeback season
I
If you give me
Peace y'all
stream
Let's do this
This would not be possible
No for the last day we want my court sit down watch the sunset
I think we should end together, we do all the work, all the work we do, we gonna be around
I graduated ten years ago.
I know, you're not laughing at the black and white.
Oh, you're not laughing at the black and white.
You're twig, but that isn't too much.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
No, you're not fucking home.
You're laughing way too hard about that.
I don't know.
That was class of twenty-fifty.
That was the hell of work.
I got help back there.
Twenty-fifty.
I've waited with the back-up streak, you know?
2015, the four black-up streak.
Damn!
Oh my god!
You're the one in six!
Damn!
You're the one in six!
Fuck this walletry, bro.
It's not the gig in the break now.
Shit, this is not a gig.
Rug is also in the car, y'all.
Yo, yo, it's not a gig.
I love that.
I love that. I love that so much.
Put the camera. You're fat.
It hits every time, it do it.
Nice, nice.
That easy, huh?
Shut up, bro.
You were once there, bro.
You were once there like four months ago.
You're still there, you're still there.
Nah, that's crazy.
You say, no, we don't drive.
We should do the height surgery.
All right, perfect.
You don't say, I can't wait to see you drive.
You hear?
Why do you say that?
What did he say?
What did he do?
He's done.
If you ever lay a fucking finger on her.
This nigga went on the main stage
and put up a hundred thousand people
and said he'll be turning my girlfriend.
Oh my God, he did.
No, he did.
I was watching.
I said that y'all did a sleep stream
and that I fuck with your sleep streams.
Stop, man.
I'll do that shit.
Yo, Bipsyora.
On the main stage?
Yo, real quick. Wait, when we get in, we gotta go straight to Swag's tournament. No going anywhere else, we gotta go straight to the tournament.
I have to get breakfast.
I'm hungry.
I got breakfast on Swag's.
I'm gonna eat.
Get around here before we play.
Before we can eat.
You ready?
Yeah, I'm gonna get a table on here.
You're not there yet.
Yeah.
Don't worry, faceplant has arrived, everyone!
Yeah
I can but then you want to go
Where?
There's two.
Oh!
Oh!
You're a calorie.
Oh, no, I'm not going to go on.
I'm going to get a hug.
Ugh!
Ugh!
Yo man!
Ugh!
I'm in a hurry!
I'm in a hurry!
There's a top attack.
Hello Jason.
Hey!
Hey!
I missed you man!
You're a fat one.
That's days of your-
You like that?
You're really good.
You like that?
Huh?
Fuck it all!
I'm
No.
What?
It looks like me.
It means I'm glad you're here.
I'm here right now.
Why did you sell my age?
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
No, I got to be in this car.
I'm sorry.
So, I don't know.
I'm going to go to the airport.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm on the hotspot. Let's go.
Thanks so much.
Yep, hotspot.
Yep.
Hotspot.
I'm on hotspot.
Does that work?
I have AT&T on my phone, so you know what I'm doing.
I'm squishing it out.
When we get in, I'm gonna switch the heads.
Please win the cards in the mix, then we gonna win!
We gonna win!
We are gonna win!
Oh, easy.
Someone's gonna win.
What? No, Y'all sit here.
You cannot speak on anything.
Y'all sit here.
Yo, Max where's my teammate who's who's your favorite? Oh, oh, I'm starving. Yo, you win the tournament
I did ask you everything in my bank
What do I get
Dream oh
I
Know don't miss ever. Yeah, we did some lit ass coca-cola
That's it was a banger
Was it in San Diego last
Let's do it!
Where is my security?
No Jake, come over here!
I got you!
Do you know where my friends live here bro?
No, it's just here!
Enjoy standing here, go bro, I love you man!
My boy, let's just see demon!
Yes sir!
What's up, how are you doing?
Chillin!
Where's that that?
He really got rug.
I'm feeling like there's a stick of shit coming out of my ass.
Yes, actually.
I think I have to never shoot before the tournament.
Trying to win this 10k.
I'm not going to eat straight Cheeto Plus this morning.
The way that we're staying, running out.
How are you?
No, you got to get lava.
Are they a picture?
Yeah.
You're my favorite.
You're my favorite out of the days.
Well, hey!
You're not just saying that, right?
No.
You're my favorite out of the days.
My boy.
My brother.
My brother.
My brother.
I
Just enabled you boy
I should be up. I do have to restart.
Uh, just check real quick?
Yeah, you can just really start your videos.
Got a switch on?
Yeah, pass this.
Oh man, I'm good, I'm on.
How you doing?
Oh, I appreciate that. Good for me too.
Give my little cousin Jason.
Nice to meet you.
Wait, where's your brother?
Oh, he's gone.
Wait, can I get a coffee?
Hey, hey, hey.
He's gone already.
did I did ball and dream go I know you want to chat what are the little dudes
here me and Jason are taking on this 2v2 black ops 6 land tournament early
access yeah we're fucking you got real money you're playing controller right
Yeah
No way
I don't talk to people who are on my team.
Oh really?
That's how you feelin'?
Why you wearin' my shirt?
Ah, my shirt today.
Why you take my pants?
Huh?
What you talkin' about?
At home.
Oh!
Did you bring the lights?
I already brought one, sorry.
Oh, you left me there, I know.
I need to go lock here.
Go on, I know you ain't got nothing.
Chad, you keep me?
I ain't gonna lie, I need a seat, like, I think I'll take like two minutes to get a seat for you.
Alright, I'll be right back with this.
Hey, are you gonna go to Starbucks?
Are you gonna go to Starbucks?
Where is it?
It said there's one in here.
Oh, it's right there, it's close.
Oh.
No, come on, let's go.
I need some caffeine, bro.
Guys, look, it's Ta-a-a-a-a.
Ta-a-a-a-a.
What's going on? How you doing?
Chilling, chilling, bro.
About to go play in this little land tummy with my voice swag.
Some of the guys should be fine.
Right now.
It's noon, 12 o'clock, so whatever.
I think that's right now.
They're here.
yeah Michelle wow the phase optic this is from two years ago yes sir that's
oh jeez you're always up to the same yeah what's up stream yes sir thank you
brother for the meter buddy yeah
you're up in the middle yeah of course bro good to meet you thank you yeah of
course how you doing you good thank you Bob glad you're messing with it
good to meet you brody W sub at dawn
Jason's in the bathroom getting shitty bruh
wait wait we gotta wait for fucking Jason
everybody's going and Jason's my partner's in the bathroom
Jason
Jason
I can't even walk
Speed run world record time
You want some shit?
I just took like a quarter of an hour to sit
I sit all in that piss
Damn!
Oh it's good
I'm going
And that's the issue
Yeah it's good man
No problem
Yeah yeah yeah
Walk walk walk
He he he
Who's that?
He's a good boy
What's happening?
Oh, am I like that?
Oh my gosh, I'm not.
I'm not.
Yeah, everyone's just...
I'm not. I'm just that, bro.
I'm just sitting like that.
Who's the other guy?
Who's the other guy, my boy?
Lacey's a boy.
Are they the JSA B2?
The DAPT's on here?
Oh, that's true.
I don't like it. I don't like it.
The DAPT.
The DAPT's on here, Jason?
Yeah.
Okay.
Why are you so quiet?
You're getting so hot.
It just gave me this, bruh.
What do you mean, bruh?
It's the Torian thingy, bruh.
Like, that's so funny. Look who he gave me, bruh.
Hey!
What the fuck?
That's hard.
Shout out to the Torian.
Wait, which one is this one? It's from the Flash?
It's the...it's like when...
like, in the...in the...
something looks like Batman gets infused
with the Flash, this power.
And it's this version of Batman.
It's called Red Dead.
You a nerdy little dude.
Yeah, that's so cool. What's the flaws that kids are saving this?
They got you a deal.
I'm busy.
I'm busy.
Oh, man.
I'm busy with me all day.
I don't know. I'm a nerd, bro.
I literally got a joke.
There's that too.
I got a big set.
Keep on doing that.
Oh, silly.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, bitch.
God.
Don't play.
Nah, I rather...
Right here. Right here.
I'm busy.
I'm busy.
I'm busy.
I'm busy.
I'm busy.
I'm busy.
I'm busy.
I'm busy.
I told you I was gonna take a test now.
I told you it was a one minute test.
I could have changed it off, take it in person, you wouldn't leave me.
Do you want a switch screw?
Yeah.
Yeah, little Betsy.
You know.
I said it.
Look, I see the telebox!
What the fuck?
What, I can touch this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Check it out.
I'll pause man, this is your game to watch out.
Is it gonna kick off?
Yeah.
Cool, I functioned it.
I feel like a podcast.
I got the energy to do it every day.
I think it went well.
You said that you wanted to clothe it for...
I don't care.
Oh.
I really don't care.
No, no, no, I don't care either.
Let's turn my house on off.
Okay.
I'm stirring it.
I mean I had to get the **** to send him out.
He's at insulin.
Hold on though.
He's back.
Yeah.
Every game we win.
Let me load up my shot too.
Every game.
Yeah.
It's like yellow before it was white.
Turn it back on.
Yeah, low key.
Wait, let's wait until we get on main page.
That's been
Shit nice to meet you
You like keyboard and mouse?
I don't like keyboard and mouse. That's what I used to do.
Thank you for talking to us.
Of course.
You know you know what it's about?
It's about 10k.
Yeah.
If you know it's something to drink, you gotta see.
Everyone plays two surf passes.
Two surf passes require me.
Yeah.
I play there at 40k, except you're at like 20, so lay off.
I can change the coffee to eat, but it's not for us.
I'm fucking DS5 Scott, on stuff this year.
I'm going on.
Okay, make it real quick, man. I'm sorry.
Hey, that's what you got every night.
Yeah, we in, baby!
Oh, fuck off!
Come on, baby, man.
I'm just having a dog.
What?
God, I can't even...
We're actually...
We're basically...
We're basically...
What are you doing, bro?
That is...
Thank you for coming out right here.
What the fuck?
What do I want?
Dude!
Bitty!
Bitty, get there!
Yeah.
I love this family
Nah, who is it?
Bern?
Elise?
Daddy Elise with the 50 gifted!
Don't go away!
Hey!
Now we got money
Um, I feel good about it
I need older girls
I'm really glad to see them
I'd love to watch them sleep
I still can't sleep
I was literally
I was so excited
I didn't say no
I didn't say no
I didn't say no
I didn't say no
I didn't say no
I didn't say no
I didn't say girlfriend!
I didn't say girlfriend!
Especially when you go to Cliffs.
I was up there and I was like,
you and I, we're going to go to all the girls.
Oh my god.
That's cool.
You have other girls?
I'm going over to...
I look, yeah, I don't,
I don't play a card like that, but probably Cliffs.
Wait, Chad, where, where does he go?
Oh, it's called shooting range.
It's got practice or shooting range.
You go to your guns. Oh, you're in
We check you I'm playing claw you're playing normal
I had money on Jason I love
You were hitting crazy shots, bro.
The first game, it was bad.
Yeah, bro.
That's hard.
That's the way it is.
Yeah, I think so.
Thank you.
Hey, you should have come see me to get the money back, would you?
You play Claw Rock?
It's kind of bad if you're playing on private.
Well, I guess we're tricky.
You get asked to have to listen to me.
You get asked to listen to me, you hear?
Can you get a fucking toilet?
No, whatever you say, you can just have to listen to me again.
I'll ask him anything.
What's the matter?
I want an overclocked.
Let's see it.
Oh!
Let's see it.
It's a bandit.
I got to overclock this all of a sudden.
All right.
All right, let's see.
What are you doing?
I got to overclock this all of a sudden.
Overclocked? What is that?
I think the input delay, the interval, like the response time as low as possible.
Where did that stop?
What?
It was you?
I feel like you're not that nice.
I'll look back to the jail, I'll look back.
You leave better to jail?
Yes.
I
Have one more but that's just love
I'm on the hot spot.
That's just the way it is.
You want to charge the portable?
Charge the portable.
Hold on, it's going on Getty.
It's going on Getty.
Is it charging?
I don't know if it's charging.
Yeah, I don't think it's charging. It might be too much.
It's charging right there.
That looks like I've downloaded some crazy stuff.
I'm over-pocketing my controller.
Yeah, you've been knocked off the whole power supply.
Ah, damn.
I can do it, but I think it's low key. It'll look cool.
But they won't be able to see y'all the whole time.
No, we'll just switch it in and out.
It's a RV over here, but I don't know how possible that is.
I bet
Where
No, but it makes you look cool though. Oh, yes, you got a girlfriend. Yeah
I don't know how did we let this shit pass
I need to put on a box.
I need to put on a box.
Pull the map and then what?
You don't want it?
Why?
I smell it.
You dropped it?
That's insane.
Wow.
That's a smell.
Huh?
Is it good?
No.
Ah, damn.
Can you go around and set up?
How you been blue paper? Thank you bro. You just have a dog going man. We have 10 hours.
I need more chillies.
I have to be.
No, you're so kind. I want to make sure.
I'm trying to find something.
What's that?
I had a break before.
Ask him, look at this.
We have something.
Most of them we have food boxes.
I made sure that we could take the sauce in.
Okay, man. The water?
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know. I'll get you a box.
I thought that's what you were doing.
You're doing what you were doing.
I don't know how to buy it.
My house is really dirty.
What happened?
Are you OK?
Thank you.
I have a good one.
Later, later. I got you.
I got you
probably the second best player in the server.
Little lazy.
He's got a different name.
Chad.
Yeah, I'm right here.
He needs to take this play back.
Should I have a chat on the phone?
Yeah, I'm just gonna ask you.
The taste I had to get the skill on this guy.
The second time they see that,
so they're gonna have to go to the other team.
I mean, they also have to see it come from the player.
Fuck it.
I didn't even know they were back.
Going on for the seed.
Yeah.
We might get this day, if you move.
We're going to get some guys in the next game.
Yeah.
Oh, you're good.
Not for us?
No, I'm not.
Yeah, I see it.
Yeah, but I don't know.
Yeah, it's pretty funny.
Come on up here.
I want to go on tournament.
I've played.
I've played.
Where's playing this?
What?
Yeah, I mean, if you want the more, don't turn it.
But you played with Shifty.
Here we go.
I'm not going to play.
I'm not going to play.
I'm absolutely left.
I mean, yeah, I'm going to try to have Arkham switch it.
You want me to show the game to you?
I'm gonna get such a drug.
I just got killed. I just got robbed.
You got to help someone. You got to help someone.
I just put him out.
You wanna sleep? You wanna sleep?
You want me to get him?
Yo, Negro with the five dollars.
Fun and K-San's friend group in high school is having children right now and are married.
are married and he's over here screaming about call of duty fuck you okay okay
case on what do you have to say to that hey listen I have a great teammate no
matter what he did his job I don't why they're laughing I we had a lock in
let me I had no audio by the way but I still locked in zero audio but I locked
in we got it done and we won I mean I knew we were gonna win oh that big
boy so it's got TV slides by more max thank you thank you got I killed your
ass nigga let's build yo case on we did that we don't win this whole
tournament we are all right ladies and gentlemen case on a max take the first
five bands next match up lucky who's on the next match what we got I don't know
we got production who's who's coming oh jace move sitting down we got we got
mr. snooze best over here come here big man what's up baby yeah stand up
Santa, come here.
Yeah, come here.
So first off, Jay Smooth.
I just want to make this known, fellow sleep on his way over
here showed up 30 minutes late.
But how are you feeling?
You warmed up?
My driver had to use the bathroom four times.
Some other things happened, and I left my control at home.
But you know what?
I'm upset.
So I'm going to take all the anger out on the game.
Welcome to that.
Jay Smooth, man.
I asked Chris who he's looking forward to seeing out here
who's going to shoot straight.
He said you were the weakest link.
What do you got to say to that?
I've been hated on my whole life,
and I keep proving I'm wrong.
So one day I'm gonna wake up cause I'm gonna fall asleep.
I love that about you, Jason.
When he's waking up finally and your teammate Connie,
what have you guys played?
You guys got the chemistry going or what?
Me and Connie is cool.
She's the best sniper out here.
Even over at DAP, all these niggas, I'm sorry, people.
She's cold like that.
So I'm not worried about my partner.
We're gonna do what we gotta do.
I love that, Jay.
Well, go get your class that I made.
Go get your settings made.
Hey, I got money on it.
He falls asleep.
Right now, ladies and gentlemen,
we got Connie and Jason move going against Jason
and DAP.
Let's go check in and check their temperature.
My boy, Alex, so I dapped.
How are we feeling adept?
How are we feeling?
How are you living?
Absolutely, Bob.
And you log in in serious way.
They're all getting set up right now.
Jason, Jason, how are we feeling right now?
I'm feeling great, man.
It's about to be light work.
What?
So do you think this is going to be an easy dub?
I don't know.
Jay Smooth really does this.
What do you think?
Oh, Shelby, it's Connie and Jay Smooth.
Oh, come on, yo, that.
Oh, wow.
They're saying the competition's easy.
Hey, don't forget, Jason won the 2v2 phase tournament
with Shiffy, not your tournament.
Wow, I can believe he's forgotten about that.
So we have another champion here,
so I would love to see him match up against Rugg later
on, the two champs defending their title.
Wow, 100%.
All right, folks, they're all getting set up here.
I'm absolutely excited.
That first matchup lived up to the hype,
and that absolute play with the knife clip of the year.
That play with the knife was clip of the year.
I got a lie, man.
I think the clip of the ear is max stop it shooting and he started punching. I would love to see some out of that
Wow, anyways
So going forward we will have no kill streaks. I apologize. Ronald Lacey
That's the crowd what they're feeling like right now. Let's see the bottom. Let's see the bottom. Let's see the bottom
We got over here. We got over here. Let's start with you. What's your name?
Yeah, listen man. We got Jason and a dad versus J smooth Connie. How do we feel about that, honey?
You got Connie now you think it's gonna be a clean sweep
I'm going to be like pretty close.
I'm going to be close.
I like that.
I like that.
Let's go over here.
Let's go over here.
What's your name?
Kristen.
All right.
Listen, man.
You saw the face people here and stuff like that.
I got to ask.
I asked this earlier.
Who's the weakest link here?
You got Jason.
Connie.
Adapt.
Jay smooth.
That's wicked.
What's your name?
Okay.
Listen.
Let me ask you this.
Out of all the faces.
Okay listen let me ask you this out of all the face people here who's one that you're smoking in the 1v1
Wow
Ronaldo for that it's crazy. What's good boss? How you doing? All right, ladies and gentlemen we're getting ready for the matchup. It's time
Adapt Jason versus Connie and Jay smooth. Let's get a crack in back to the desk
All right, ladies and gentlemen
We're back on the mic. I check my check
We got to do a vote, Mods.
Can we do a vote on the map?
We want to do, let's do a map, Mods.
Put it on vote between Dome,
Scrapyard, Rust, and High Rise.
Oh, just two.
Okay, chat, chat.
Rust or High Rise.
Can we get a poll?
Rust or High Rise, ladies and gentlemen.
Chats, they're all standing High Rise.
I think we do High Rise.
This would be beautiful to see.
They couldn't hear you out there.
you out there. I see you.
I want to do it. Shoot my gun.
I'm hearing you. I'm hearing you.
Looks like we're going to do high rise.
This should have asked.
Can we throw up the comms for smooth?
This is the controller I got.
Also, let's shout out some names in the chat.
Who we got here watching? We got Senpai,
Black Mamba, Insane Beast.
Chad, if you hear us, say what's up in the chat.
We'll shout you out on screen.
Jay, Cactus, Joe, Danny, Flocko.
Open mic.
Crucial prime.
Let me see who wins.
Are you all right?
Are you scared?
Are you scared?
So right now they have Connie and Smooth, 85% winning.
I'm excited, man.
We're getting going here.
So we're going to be on a high rise right now.
I believe so.
This is awesome, man.
All of it.
Yeah.
You know, I'm kind of burnt out.
Hello, fam.
How you guys doing?
Look, I'm burnt down after World Series.
Yeah, on the casting.
You gave it all your gas.
You feel me?
Lighting the queen.
This is what I got right here.
This is me.
This is what happens when you're on capture.
Lucky's muted.
No comms.
Can't hear Lucky.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, you guys.
My audience chopped.
OK.
They'll probably fix it.
Why are they chopping my audio?
This is what I'm looking for.
So the next copy I'm coming up is Black Ops 6.
How are you feeling about it?
Oh, you can't hear you.
No, they're good now.
You guys can hear me.
Black Ops 6.
I'm excited for it, man.
I do feel bad for people around swags.
I don't think you're gonna be able to keep up.
Omni movement's looking good.
My arthritis might come back.
I don't know.
Hey, it might be my last rodeo.
I don't know.
You calling me old?
Ah!
To be honest, so shout out Chris, man, for old man being one of the oldest in the scene,
keeping it, you know.
But one fact, Chris was the oldest person to go to the World Series of Horizons at
35.
That's impressive.
Seriously.
And you shot fourth place.
It's a round of applause right there.
Seriously.
You're the good.
You just called me 35.
You turned 35 next month.
34.
You look good on May, Sage.
You call me 35.
What's considered old chat?
What's considered old?
In gaming, what's considered old?
Like if you're competing at a pro level,
I think you're at your prime after like, depends the game.
But like, I'd say 24 is like, why
do you think I'm on YouTube now?
That's why, look, that's what we're doing this for on the desk
right now.
Retired from the sticks as of now.
But folks, this is super.
I will I love to do these every year.
This is awesome.
This is sick.
Let's book it now.
Can we can we give a W span for Twitch shout the Twitch man?
No, as we put the venue for next year, same thing.
Run it back.
Book it and just do 100 K.
Let's get some.
You know, next year we should get somebody from the stands to play
like a fill in.
That'd be crazy.
I'm sure someone hop in.
Yeah, bro. What?
I'm scared.
But what if they're like a team?
Come on.
They're talking something over there.
He plays from last week.
Can we do it?
Oh, yeah.
little recap. Can we can we see that replay of uh I want to see that clip. There's a couple of them
to be honest. There's a couple of them. Let's replay it. Okay.
Oh, wow. Wow. That was case on right?
He almost did it. He almost did it. That was that's what like I think set the momentum. This was just
a thing. That was crazy. I mean wow. That was did Max start punching. So Max started shooting
but I think someone maybe I don't know where he saw this from and mid you know gunfight
I decided to go for some swings didn't connect any there
That he went back to the shooting and really didn't hit shots
But someone got so max that boy's playing on 40 fov. I was getting nauseous
Everyone else getting nauseous watch that Jesus. They just here for the box. Don't even matter though. They got to do
Wow that drops out was it say no wrong?
It was for one for one look defeated and they really made the comeback from for one the absolute
Comeback, they're gonna write books about that one. Seriously. That's what I'm saying that Max is staying up
What do you what do you think Ron and Lacey could sit differently?
What was what was you think that they made a mistake on I think they were playing a little too tight towards the end
I think they had to switch it up a little bit
They were playing a little too tight because I mean I think once case on got that two piece
Look at you that's when he stood up for the first time got that two piece one be two
And I think that's what like shit with the momentum that gunfight right there was crucial and Ron almost won that gunfight
Yeah, that was crazy Ron was shooting. I don't know Ron shot like that especially on cod. Wow
I think I think I think cuz of rugged and play and then one of you guys can play if you want to play rug. You want to play rug?
Oh, it's me. Good matchup. After the tournament. I got you. Yeah, for sure. All right, ladies and gentlemen, I believe we're almost we're almost ready here.
How come no one asked me for a flake? What do you mean? You're the rebirth reaper. The same rebirth.
I think that's me for a flick chat. Come on. Think about this.
I'm going to throw this idea out there for Twitch everybody.
We're talking 2025 for dance. Huge space at TwitchCon next year.
The whole venue for dance tournament. Wow. Wow. How does that sound?
That sounds like an absolute vibe, brother.
I mean so many people would come out and watch that.
I think Alex is on the phone right now asking for tips and tricks class is that's what it looks like? Wow
Honestly
No, when we got here, you know what you know what caught me off our case phone was asking the overclock as controller
That's that's we can work right there. See that's that's a little bit. That's crazy. And who's sitting in C right now?
It's Jason. So if Jason's playing control, he might be sure different. Look at that
They might be they might be skiing. Look at that. He's like talking to him
So let's talk about Jay smooth and Connie. So we know smooth, right? Ah
Jay is how do I describe smooth?
When he's on, he's on.
Yeah, attorney J.
But when it when it when it when it starts with the goo a little bit goofy.
Yeah, but let's be honest.
When's the last time, you know, we saw attorney J.
You know, a minute, a minute, but it's still in.
He attorney J. Salinas.
You know what I mean?
And I think today there ever was a time to awaken that five bands on the
line, five bands.
He's like, he's it.
He's it.
Give me a.
So Connie shoots.
Yeah, Connie.
Tell me about Connie.
Connie shoots.
Connie does a lot of S&D.
Mw3, so this is home turf for this is home turf home turf for Connie
So I think we're gonna see a lot
I think Connie's gonna have to carry but I think Jay smooth you think Connie's kid
Who's getting more kills Connie or smooth chat? Oh, it's getting more kills Connie or smooth. I gotta go Connie
I got a Connie. She's showing she's showing this is I think Connie's gonna be calling shots
She'd be eye-gilling for that duo. Okay, and Jay smooth. I think he's gonna be able to keep up
I think Connie's leading the way. What do you think about the depth and?
Jason, I mean the Jason. Okay, hold on hold on if you guys don't know the last face shirt
and Chris else did 2v2 kill rates on your stand and who came out on top starting in losers bracket
It was Jason who made the run with shifty. Yes, but didn't didn't but didn't shifty draw 50 kills in a
Didn't he draw 50 kills, you know, hey Jason made some clutch plays towards the end though, man
I remember that he really was like
Tick-tock brain rot mid-turn is just going to think people don't know is adaptive really plays cock
Oh, they have no like check. You don't know Alex or phase adapt. Don't let him fool you
I know him and his pigeons they've been having a lot of you know a collapse
But at the end of the day this guy plays kind of every day
Hey, I so it's gonna be a fun match
You know Alex would run into me a lot on Reapers when he would play more and he shoots
You know when you get shot by somebody like damn
You come my chance of talking shit. I got you. Yeah, we have seen a sniper from Connie our snipers
Are we are we allowing slaves come on? We try season 5 rugs gonna want to we got to see that
That is true. I mean if you hit in your shots. I mean that's Connie's thing
I think I think she is sniper.
So we're gonna see that.
We're all gonna think he's gonna pull that snipe.
You think Alex pulled out that snipe?
I think he does.
Wow.
This would be great.
We're all excited for this, man.
I think we're waiting for Alex to get situated.
Stuff like that.
Chat right now out of all the people playing today,
who are you guys most excited to see?
And also for people that don't wait,
does somebody just sub?
Chuckie with the Prime sub.
Thank you, gentlemen.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are on main stage at TwitchCon.
It's 30% off all subs.
If you subs, you get a shout out right now
in the middle of TwitchCon.
Wow, you get a shout out in the middle of switch cons, but keep in mind you're dropping him five get there
That's like putting water into the ocean. He's a multi-billionaire
Okay, so we're here you said that on main stage hey blessings
Blessings ladies and gentlemen do not listen in please. All right
Get some of you feel we need that energy for the next match
I think that's a screen. I think we're good here. We're good here.
W for good.
Don't say playing this chat. No, don't say Sierra, but he's not. He's not playing.
Yo, hey, next interview. Let's uh, let's interview him and ask him who made the most money.
I think for 25 months. I appreciate it, man. Thank you. You said who?
What do you think made the most money this week?
We should do the segment. We should do the segment.
Ha, I think it's gonna be, I'm gonna go with Ron.
I clicked on Ron streaming. I got one.
I think it's gonna be I'm gonna go with Ron. I clicked on Ron's stream. I got one of 15 ads. I swear I did
I watched him do
Come on now. Who should we should we go interview somebody? Yeah, I feel like Ron's like the king pocket watch. Let's go
Come on
All right, ladies in general
Subodam been going it's all good. We got like nine days left. I'm ready for it to end
What can I say and what can I say here?
Well how many um how many subs do you have right now 43,000 okay so lucky can you do the math right now 43,000
I think the exact amount of my dashboard is like 386,000
Ladies and gentlemen Wow
Stake is on him tonight
Hey we are at TwitchCon right now those are forbidden words
But anyway, folks, we're gonna ask Ron, Ron, you think all the phase guys here, you made the most money this month?
What do you think made the most money?
Hi, Max
Hi, Max. It is all blessing man. Shout out to everyone's support of the phase clan, man
The sub with Oz been amazing absolutely entertaining
Ron your max up next up. I believe you're going against rug and silky. How you feeling?
I mean, I don't know rug rug's pretty good adapt
I don't know is it that good he lost a silky and shipment 1v1
So I don't know if he's that good, but I mean
It's a big upgrade from fucking max. Let me tell you
Ladies and gentlemen shout out to my boy Ron man a
Year ago. He had 400 subs now. He has 40,000
Absolute W man. What's big about subs you got the boy?
Mon just dropped you 25
The boy Mon you're catching up to the phase guys. Oh my gosh
I
Mom
Simon Simon Simon shout out for the 25 gifted. I appreciate it man. I'm a little dyslexic, you know, I can't read
What's going on
Nah, he's fixing dead zones over there. No, they're doing dead zones. It's a lot going on over here
Oh, we got a daft over here a daft shoe and what's the Bob's right now? What's the Bob's?
But we're fucked Alex Alex. How are we feeling right now? I'm good
I had some issues. I couldn't get into my actual account
So I had to log into a dummy account redo all my settings
We do all the classes just like little shit that I want to make sure it's right, but I'm good feeling good
I got Jason me and my boy Jason and we know when the new phase members were versed and old phase member and Connie
We got to bring this home for faith. What are you gonna predict the score right now? What are we thinking? Oh?
What are we playing one map?
I believe high-rise. I'd be the high-rise.
Oh, say less.
Ladies and gentlemen, Adapth literally owns high-rise.
He hit a trick shot or two on there.
All right, folks, back to the desk.
The matchup is about to start.
What's good, boss? How you doing?
Yo, Chad saying you're underway to 4K subs.
We're gonna hit that before this match starts.
Absolutely.
Oh, here we go.
Okay, I got a big question to ask.
Not only in TwitchCon but people in chat.
ask you this question too.
So you know the prize pool of 50 bands.
50, OK, OK.
50 bands or dinner with me?
Oh, 50 bands.
What?
I'm taking 50 bands.
I'm going to Vegas and I'm throwing it on black.
I'm either going bigger or going home.
Dinner with you?
Chat, chat, chat.
50 bands or dinner with me?
The thing is, I can show you how to get 50 bands.
And I'll show you how to flip that to 250.
OK.
And this is the guy asking for subs over here.
OK, let's talk about flipping.
OK.
Chris, Chris, you said, DM me on IG, you say, yo, send me a K and I'll flip it to 10.
Send me 10, I'll flip it on honey.
He was with the Dome's, okay.
Chad is spamming dinner with me.
I get it.
You know, I get it.
The chat spamming it.
I'll be honest.
I didn't see one person in chat.
But hey, you know, I don't know what chat he's reading.
We've got a pretty solid match up coming up and we just talked to Alex, man.
Alex was in the firing range and we're playing high rise.
We guys don't know that's that stomping ground.
That's right in butter, folks.
He might hit a trick shot on J smooth.
in 2024 this might be incredible.
God, leave.
But also a good thing is we shouldn't have any more delays
after this, because Kayson was helping everyone else
with their settings.
They're playing on dead zones, everything.
So now it's going to be just plug and play.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
But, see, everyone's staying dinner with me.
They're all spamming it.
Ah, ah, dinner with you is kind of crazy.
I don't go live.
I'm not taking no dinner.
Where would you take us to dinner?
In and out.
Ooh.
In and out's tough.
Yeah.
In and out's great.
I'm not going to count 11 o'clock at night.
Three by three pink lemonade fries, please.
1117.
Nope.
1348 now.
OK, inflation.
I'm hearing it.
Disgusting.
Currently, we are in the middle of September.
Black Ops 6 is in a month coming up.
How are you feeling about it?
Are you excited for it?
What's the vibes on it?
It's a man.
I say this every year, but I really mean it is here, man.
It's my year.
You feel me?
It's my year.
Michael Pro and the CDL.
I've been talking to K. Sony's looking for a new sub.
Might give me on that team.
So wherever the wind takes me, man,
I just offers going in left and right.
They really want to see a new gun gun in the scene.
I think the wars are going to take over the CDL this year.
I can definitely see it.
I think Shifty and Biff, if they went to the CDL,
they would absolutely dominate.
Come on.
They'd be the top two.
OK, so I'm trying to figure out, let's get this started.
What are we doing?
Yeah, we got to get it started.
Are people warming up?
They're warming up.
Hey, somebody stop Jason from one up.
He should be warmed up already.
Someone's on Jason who's set up.
Hey, just running.
Jason, you know, I mean, oh, snipers, let him rock it.
If they want to rock it, they can rock it.
That's where it started, which is, you know, I mean,
we're hearing snipers are in play.
That means a trick shot from a deaf is imminent.
We got to not good.
This is not good for Jason with a Connie.
This is not good.
It's a W clip bar.
It took the rage bait.
When we were talking about the CDL.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Honestly, man, like Call of Duty is Call of Duty, you know.
Yeah, I feel like the CDL like they'd be saying like challenges
though. I think there's a more of a likelihood of a war zone
problem going to the CDL than a CDL product. He would struggle
a bit more going war zone. That's actually I'm from telling
you, bro. What does he with the new like bro during during
Black Ops 6, the new movement, there's going to be so many
new players coming into play. Wow. And just think about it,
man. Yeah, I don't understand why I feel like
somebody would want to compete in the war zone first.
Like let's say if you're a top player great guns go you look at you look at you look at the landscape CDL war zone you go
Challenger for a couple years. Nah going straight to war zone. Oh, man
Tournaments out there parking as we're sitting here playing S&D, but next year. They'll be cool to do a little for dance custom game tournament
That'd be pretty wet
Yeah, also, I want to give a huge shout out to the eat to the EU's man out in Europe the land tournament
World's here's a war zone compared to in Vegas versus London
I don't know. What is it man? Like is it people out in Europe? They really just go crazy. Yeah. When I was out there, I think I had like five, six people hand me a beer. They were just like, they were lit already. I said it's 11am. I got my fifth beer handed to me. Someone handed me a shot. I said, damn. I go live man. If I see Jason Muth fix his class up again on my tweet. That's what I'm saying. He keeps resetting his game. He good. Jay, what are you doing? Let's get going. Jay, you don't need all that. He's got a static on. Boy, you got a static on. Oh, no.
Oh no, this is not good. This is not good the funny things you want to know story chat
I told Jason last night. He was playing this right he shows up 45 minutes late. Wow
I
Mean ladies and gentlemen 45 minutes late
That's all the face boys made it here before 20 minutes earlier and that is that's wicked
So if you know let me break down the format for you guys in today's tournament man
So it's a round robin
There's five teams every team gets to play twice and every S&D match is worth
$5,000 so case on a max one five G's so now this next match up obviously whoever wins gets five
Grands take a look at these teams you got case on a match with Ron Lacey, which we just saw them
We got a Dapton Jason versus Connie and J smooth and the following that we're gonna have case on plant again against J
Smooth and Connie that's gonna be clean sweet. Yeah, it's not just gonna stay right there
I'm excited for I'm excited to see like rock versus like
I want to see what place, what place, what place, God, bro, what place, God, you guys don't know again, I said this earlier, but there's been a couple of swag tournaments here, man, and the two reigning champs.
You have a phase rug who won with Biffle, and then you have a Jason who won with shift.
Both those players just won the World Series of Warzone and another two are both on phase and now they go up against that.
So you think they rubbed off a little bit on them?
Yeah, I mean, come on.
Yeah, I mean, they got to feel a little something after that.
I'm hearing it.
I'm hearing it. I'm thinking who should we put case on a max up against next who should be the next matchup? I
Kind of want to see I kind of whatever wins this I want to see
Yeah, rugs rugs next matchup him and silk you're going against Ron and Lacey. I think we have
So he beat a death in in 1v1 shot. So kiss you like that silky
It's so can be a death. I'm not tweaking. Maybe I'm lying. I don't know. That's what I literally saw a screenshot
I thought that's what I thought I saw.
Wow.
Gays moves looking at stats right now.
This weapon's interesting.
I mean, literally just throwing the MCW and shoot your gun.
I wonder what is happening, though.
To be honest.
I don't know.
I feel like we should just jump into this.
Chat.
Controller issue.
Controller.
They don't need it.
Is this someone like, controller's not working on the PC?
All right, ready?
Let's go.
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen,
it's about to start.
Let's get this absolutely popping, folks.
Nice, they're getting into a lobby right now.
We're about to see Jason and Adapt versus Jay Smooth.
And with this match, there's no streaks and there's snipers now.
So I'm thinking last kill of the match has to be a trick shot.
Wow.
Thoughts.
Wow.
Throw another band on it.
I know you got it.
Wow.
Swag said he's throwing another band.
If the last shot is a trick shot,
shout out for you, Swag.
He's giving everybody a thousand dollars he shows up
and drops a prime sub in the chat right now
So make sure you guys do that.
Handing everybody.
You're just a nice guy.
I love that about you.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
No, OK.
With this, I kind of like it.
You know what, Lucky?
Just because you said that.
Oh, how about we do?
Should we give 1,000 to the chat?
Wow.
Hold on, let me open the chat real quick.
Should we give 1,000 to the chat between matches?
Chad, should we give 1,000 to the chat?
Let us know.
WRL, do you guys want $1,000 to know?
Let me see what they're saying.
Now, we're good.
We're chilling.
Give it a Lucky.
They're saying no.
Give it a lucky guy, they just say give it a lucky instead.
I think we're cool with that.
I think Chad's saying no.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, we're good, we're good, fine.
Honestly, no, it's cool.
Honestly, you should give it a lucky.
He's a really cool guy.
One of the best cod players in the world.
Very good lucky, very handsome.
And a clutch factory.
I think we just give him my way, man.
I'm hearing it.
I'm hearing it.
Now, last shot, tricks.
OK, so we got, OK, with this match up,
I think the energy's got to match
between Connie and Adapt.
I think we're going to see a big face off for step two.
Yeah, then it's honestly I really do think because they're I think gonna be on a sale mate
It's gonna come down to who could pick it up. It's gonna be Jay smooth or JC the we
Do I'm telling you I think you're doubting Jay smooth. I think he really gets busy. He really gets to it
Five bands on the line. I think he's gonna show up. Yeah
He's locked in like that. I think he's shot about a thousand bots so far
I think he has he's choosing a camera right now for a camo video for a video. So here we go
You got it. Look at that. He's leaned in chat saying a band to chat
You got to give them a band.
Yeah, apparently there was controller technical difficulties, but I think they're getting ready
to set up now.
We should be getting started.
They're looking in.
They're locking in.
Connie sniping in the fire.
Can I just give a big shout out to the World Series of Wars I'm casting because we had
a delay in World Series for two hours.
We're switching PCs and they were yapping.
Yeah, no, it's tough.
I've casted one.
No, I've casted a couple of times and it was a 2v2 and you know how those 2v2s
go.
And, wow, they said, oh yeah, you're on air for another couple hours.
I feel like I've been yapping.
Yeah.
Take a swig of that G Fuel.
Take a swig.
I'm almost finished with it here.
Hey, hold on.
I'm almost finished with it.
Take another G Fuel up here.
Ounks falling asleep.
I'm almost finished with it.
Ounks falling asleep.
Alex, that's ready now.
Chad, I see a couple of you guys are saying start the match.
You're yelling at me through the phone.
There's nothing I can really do.
Please do not yell at me.
You don't think I want to start the match just as much
as you do?
Of course I do.
Can you please go to the bathroom, get some popcorn,
get ready for this matchup?
because J smooth on main stage is about to get a trick shot to finish off a death.
I got to put a little Vaseline on my lips.
My shit getting chopped up here.
We're yapping that much.
Is that bad?
I don't know.
Damn.
Damn.
Someone said I'm old.
Thanks.
I appreciate it.
Right now in the chat, let us know how old you think face swag is.
I'm seeing.
Let's see what they're saying.
If they had to get, if you had to guess how old I'm seeing 21, 22, 23, 22.
We're on chat.
There we go.
Now we got some numbers here.
20, 20.
35, 37, we're getting close.
50, up there it is, 37, 47, 45.
Honestly, I guess there's some good guessers.
I'm loving this.
Are they streaming?
No, they're all saying like 24, 23, 22.
They're all saying that.
All right, we got someone standing in the back.
He's flexing.
How are you doing?
OK, in the camera.
How you doing, bro?
How's bond?
Be careful.
Be careful.
Come on.
Come on.
If you fall, we're not paying for anything.
We are not liable.
You're behind the rope.
If you fall there's nothing I can do but I'll be a crazy clip. So if you do want to fall
Maybe I shouldn't have said that you shouldn't have said that okay now you are liable and now you'll be deducted
You'll be sued for $50,000. I appreciate it. How my people talk to your people
This is a face swag land not the lucky land. Okay. Oh
Okay, but the rope cuts off so that that means pass that not my responsibility
I go on my ass a little hurt too sitting out for a little bit cheeks are definitely a little tender
There we go. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I see a dap. So they're getting ready.
Alex is standing up. He's looking absolutely prepared, folks. J. Smooth.
Hands are looking a little shaky. It's time, folks. It's absolutely prime time.
He's clapping. Smooth. This is for $5,000. Stay locked. Stay ready, even though he
was 45 minutes late. 45 minutes late is bad. He just doesn't want it as bad.
You know what I mean? The other phase guys showed up 20 minutes before
Shell warming up. Here we go. They're loading it to the match. I think it's
I think it's game time. I think it's game time. Here we go.
Game two. Connie J smooth versus Adapt and Jason.
Let's go. We're starting off with Connie.
Oh my god. Stop it. What? Stop it.
I didn't even blink. Is her name beef flap?
Is that her game attack? Oh my god.
Oh my god. Snipe. Wait are they 1v1 sniping?
Oh my god. Wait. Wait a second.
Oh wait. Am I tweaking? I saw some of spawn.
Oh no. This is... some's not adding up here.
up here where my confused confused up hold on wait confusion that wait a
second wait is the game mode that this is a resurgence why something happens
something happens something happens someone spawned up someone spawned up and
let me just say that that's all Connie picked the wrong game okay I got I
literally was like wait confused but off-rits night was that Connie wow
crazy wow what's even crazier is her game or tag how that slipped through okay
You're really highlighting something that we should just pass over swiftly chat. I saw it
We were on main stage shout out to twitch out of the twitch gone and lucky is out here thinking he's got the crib. We're not
We're not
Let me check myself real good my fault. Okay, so they're on the wrong game up with the switching game modes
That was crazy snipe off rip. I didn't even blink. I didn't even blink. Oh, see
How many times do these shoes hit that snipe multiple times? Oh
Oh, what's going on down here. Oh, I love that. They're switching game modes.
See this? See this? This is called love. I love love you. I love you.
Okay, I'm hearing it. I'm hearing it. I'm hearing it. There it is.
Okay, they're switching game modes. J smooth.
Honestly, let's just blame J smooth for any tech issues. I love that.
Chats, the thing is with chat, chat's so funny because they're yelling at me.
But I'm getting yelled at for what, you know, you know,
someone's got to yell that.
But I want to give a huge shout out to the production team here.
This is an absolutely insane set up.
The fact that we have listening is, yo, I already knew they got it, bro.
Yeah, can we give a W production?
Now you've got listens and stuff like that.
As far as like the little technical that you can really control.
But folks, this is critical.
Jason movies representing new squad right now.
He cannot go down.
That's ballsy.
That's ballsy.
We're just impatient. I get it.
I get it. I see you in chat. I understand. Trust me.
What are you smelling for?
I did not fart. I don't know.
You let one rip. Didn't I did not chat?
The thing about me is lucky.
If I did, I would tell you.
OK, I'm just saying.
Got a whiff of a stench.
As soon as you stood up, smell something.
OK, OK, OK.
Hey, buddy, just put the fries in the bag.
OK, OK, OK, OK.
All right, all right.
Oh, yeah, honestly, the chat saying soak is doing a little too much here thing is the thing is we is there
He is here, but how is he doing too much if he's not even doing anything?
I think that's the meme that no, no, I think that's makes sense
He's not doing enough, but then him not doing enough. That's doing much. I'm hearing it
He's gassing up a depth right now ladies and gentlemen. This is gonna be absolutely exciting
I believe did we switch to game mode because I don't know how yes. Yes. I see him getting to look
Okay, are they getting into a lot? Yeah, that's a lot. Okay, okay
You know what? I'm a little, I feel like Jason would be a big charge down there.
I mean, I'm gonna be honest, man. I didn't Connie them when this week did she got a
sniper the first two seconds. I was crazy. How's that possible? I don't know.
See, he's looking hot right now. He's looking hot. I think he needs a
controller or something. Chad, what's the next matchup after this one? We got
Silky and rug versus Ron and Lacey absolute classic. We should get a
We should get a pole going right now for the next let's just say 10 minutes. What map you guys want to see after this?
I'll read some mods. Let's go ahead and get to work
Chris's in pain
Lucky's you happen because we have to yeah, I get it. You know, I'm saying do we want the match to start of course
Observing this tournament once is a start is me
I'm almost out of G fuel. You got a tweaking. You got right now. All right. We're almost out of G fuel and all ladies and gentlemen
But anyways, they're getting the match started. I think well, I
There okay, they're starting they're restarting the game
Like they're restarting it the game. Okay. Yep hearing it hearing it hearing it
Cramping up up here chat seriously
honestly
Chat please everyone relax breathe
ready? Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready? Three, two, one. Again,
again. One more. One more. Alright, someone to chat. Does
it look he's talking like his rents do? Okay. First of all,
ladies and gentlemen, it is 30% off all stuff. September,
folks. Okay. The the the the Porsche payment does not
take care of itself. Ladies and gentlemen, come on. Help pay
for slag's new Porsche. Okay? I stop. The shots of
subs, the shots of five get that you hurt the man. He
needs help pay for the brand new multi-million dollar
So, Chad, if you right now, if you see a one out of 15, please mind your business, please mind your business.
I'm watching from my phone, Chad. It's a one to 15 guy. Hold on.
All right, let's get this going. Who do you think, Chad? You guys watch out.
Chad, Chad, Chad, he's going to ask me another prediction again.
Chad, is he about to ask me who I'm going to predict away?
No, this is a good one. This is a good one.
Chad, he's going to ask me again.
All the phase guys here, I know Chad watches all of them. Who do you think runs the most ads?
I don't know. I'm subbed to all of them. So I don't get any bang bang. Well, I'm asking chat. I'm asking chat
They're saying Ron. Yo, what they're all saying run. We're ready to go. There we go
Let's go check in the W spam if you're feeling if you're feeling if you're here if you're here rock with me
It's game time folks. We got alex and jason. Okay, wait. Hold on. I'm seeing prompts. Oh, no
Oh, no, there's audio. There's audios. I don't know
Alex is feeling with his headset.
I think, I think it's time.
I think it's time.
Oh, they're moving.
I think they're moving.
They're going.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Game sound.
We got Jason going against ADAPT.
Wow.
Look at that.
I feel like Jason's going to surprise a lot of us here.
Sorry.
Excuse me.
We have Jason and ADAPT going against Jason and Connie.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Oh.
Oh, I left on this.
Oh, he slide canceling.
I slide cancel off the map.
Here we go.
He's claiming the bomb.
playing the bomb it's time to be to Connie with the snipe
watching angles oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god body is shot
run on us for Jason absolutely gone to stop it would I just see I told you no
Jack no no no I don't like oh my god I'm about to pass out and you know what
just happened you know what swag steady set taste moves gonna be representation
new squad today that's our opening up did he really did Jason really just good
Okay, let's regain let's regain regain regain Alex and Jason are up 1-0 right now against Jason and Connie
They are on the defensive side. Let's see what they do. Connie has a snipe. This is where she can be really crucial right here
Let's see if she get a pick
She's all these in a sniper, which is kind of crazy. Yeah, that's not so pistol. That's kind of crazy
She does better than us. I'll tell you that you know what I feel like you ever seen dodgeball
I feel like we're those casters
You know what I'm up. I'll love it it though. You know, yeah
Right now we got check in your game sound
Between oh my god, he's going for this moves. He wants to quick smooth James smooth going against a dad
oh oh my god he's so gross
he's going for this angle no he's gonna trick shot him no stop it no oh Alex no
oh no oh my gosh okay we're gonna have a good game 1-1 now tied up jace moves
wake up watching up the 1-1 versus the 2-1
I thought Alex was gonna send it to the blinkey and then jace moves comes up close
who was that doing the movement on Alex you saw that?
that was Connie that was Connie yep she got a hit mark of 2 unfortunately
Yeah, he actually did quick scope. I need that pistol. Let's say that
Now I thank you for the turn one sub. I appreciate it
September 30% off us up pin at the top. But anyways, here we go tied one one between the two teams
We are looking at Alex's POV there on the defensive side. Let's see how they go
Love it. We got one snagering each team and then I caught it. I like it. I like it
Okay, Jason told down an iron. I like the camo absolutely beautiful
Feelings very aware now. He definitely he definitely knows
Marker hit marker back marker. Oh, this is kind of my good place. See that's that's that's what's crazy, bro
Is that you get a hit marker? You can't switch to a weapon. Yeah, I don't know
You need to get a pistol class it up for a playstyle is definitely flashy
Jason with the pick oh
My gosh, that's out with the no scope. Oh my god
Wow, 1v1.
We'll see another 1v1.
Alex and Jay Smooth.
Alex has to plant.
Oh, it bombed down.
Bombed down.
Jay Smooth's going.
He's going to the flank.
Alex has to go to the flank.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, my gosh, cod time.
He got his finest, ladies and gentlemen.
Here we go.
Oh, no.
He's going for it.
Oh, no, he's going for it.
No!
No, Smooth!
Oh, oh, oh, he knows where he's at in the vicinity.
Alex, please.
I would love to switch out on main stage.
Please.
Looking for the angle series.
Card 98k in hand, he's got that.
Oh my God!
Jason had absolutely gone!
I threw a little on my mouth, I really did.
Wow!
Disgusting work out of Alex there.
I was crazy as crucial about the snake.
We boomed right in the hand.
Ham.
Big out of hand.
Jason was checking his phone, he's seeing.
No, he should not text back.
Let's get playing, let's go, let's get back to playing.
Let's go, 2v1 right now.
Loving this.
2v1 around advantage, Jason and Alex are up.
Connie and JaySmooth were apparently the favorites right now. It's not looking too hot. Let's get a crack in
Our left-hand side push coming out of Alex Connie holding them an iron with that sight look for an entry snipe
Yeah, but she's going against an elite sniper in Alex a phase of death ladies and gentlemen heat is not play about this night
They both
There we go, here we go pushing bomb
That's what that's what's crazy. It's crucial. It's crucial. Jason versus Connie it's a 1v2 right now
So I'm saying that sniper if you don't hit that shot it's GGs
Alice with the trades talk tool talk tool Alice Alice has been here
Connie and Jason would have to get a game plan the thing that I've noticed in this one is why the nice to CD
They need to do the run and lacy strategy. They need to run together
Especially because Connie has no other automatic weapon. Jace move needs to be the answer man here for Connie and like Connie clean up
Yes, yes, absolutely crucial ladies and gentlemen if you don't know this is every game is five thousand dollars folks
They're playing for five bands. Oh my god Connie with the snipe off rip
Automatic to be one before we can even breathe
Here we go
Yeah, honey with the two jays move didn't even have to do anything. He could have sat back in his phone
Mike
Wow
Disgusting, okay, so we had Alex wake up with him first three rounds Mike wake it up as well
Here we go. It's absolute game time folks absolute game time. Oh my god, baby two 3d2 folks. Here we go. Let's see it
I want to see another snipe out of Connie right out right out the window right here. Let me see something
Yeah, I think she gets the first blood right here. Here we go. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, it's got to be a strat here.
I feel like can we get a Jason POV? I feel like we haven't seen his POV
too much. I definitely want to see what he got going on. A couple kills on the board too,
so he's definitely putting that work. Definitely. He's definitely shooting.
Okay, Connie and Connie and smooth are coming up right here. Back a. There it is. Okay,
there's Alex. Is he working angles right here? That's disgusting.
Oh
Unbelievable Alex came to play his years of experience is coming into play. I'm love that was absolute crop. I'm not gonna lie
That was critical insane two-piece got the trade out of Jake's
That's a strap we need to see how the game kind of is absolutely cooking right now folks. Bevo is cooking
For two right now can Connie and Jason bring it back. Can we get a listen in on Connie and Jay smooth and the POVs, please
Here we go
Playing back a little bit. I don't like this. I like honey's plan for so I know
They smoothed out coms. No coms. There we go. Oh
Oh no.
Okay, what's the pick?
He gets out alive.
I don't, hold on here.
One V1 right now.
One V1. They're close together.
Here we go. Keep Jason.
Pudge!
Jason, you're just not allowing that.
You're not just going to finish.
I don't try to go from the top rope.
Da-na-na.
He's breaking instinct to the phone check.
I'm loving it.
Oh, yeah, let's keep these
Here with Connie and Jason's are plotting that they are down for three right now
We're gonna keep pulling out of time and give it a call out. You don't get caught up to say top
Communicating I like this
Oh my gosh, you almost hit it. Oh
The throwing I stopped please lock it a down right now Connie with a card ID 8
I saw the bro last at B. So
watch it. Watch it. I love the
come.
Based on the. Yeah.
Yup. Yup. Great. I have
control over a side now. Now
it's that only option will be
I think so. I think they're
getting pushed out. I haven't
Wow. Oh my god.
You're cheating.
One more round.
We did the eight.
Job's not done yet.
Job's not done yet.
Job's not finished.
Job's not finished.
Here we go.
Let's see their cogs.
Here we go.
He's tweaking.
I don't got no hands.
This is what we call match point.
Match point.
Now he's out to beat this window.
Oh, he's calling out.
He's already going in the stretch.
My gosh.
We're in an angle.
Trophy on B.
Oh, trophy.
Nice.
I was going for the watch.
The angles.
No one's watching.
They're going to go, oh my god.
Oh my god.
He's talking.
He's talking.
Yo, trick shot last.
Trick shot last.
Come on.
Trick shot last.
Oh.
Oh.
Absolutely.
Oh no.
Alex Fiddler is doing the 1v2 fight for the Red.
Oh, but he's talking.
He's talking.
Wow.
Wow.
I
Didn't think it was gonna have to go to happen folks
We got we got a head to the floor check out the car. Let's interview the winners. Let's go. Let's check this out
What do we go to first? Wow?
Where's Alex at right here? He's right here ladies gentlemen
Hey ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen we have the winners here Jason and Alex fellas
how are y'all feeling oh man I feel fantastic you know I mean yeah come on now you said
high rise that's all I needed to know you know and Jason by the way my boy held it
the fuck down there's what I would not be right here without the weed himself
shout out to Jason ladies and gentlemen Jason how are you feeling I'm feeling
great man I got mine a daft still got it we you guys just won five thousand
dollars we're not done every other team that we line up against is gonna be the
same chick copy and paste wow he is calling for absolute smoke ladies
gentlemen let's check it on the losers we'll see how they're doing lucky
Let's see how they're doing
Come here Jay come here Connie. I gotta do the hard work
Come here. I gotta do what I have to do. Let's have a Connie Connie
What went wrong? What went wrong? The sites were looking clean. But what happened there?
control Jay
The cipher the cipher kind of they had you by the ropes over there Jay. How you feeling man?
He got two kills. I'm gonna snipe don't have like he did something
But overall we didn't have mappin
I'll get it decided at the table where I'll get the side of the table
We're good don't worry about it, bro your big-ass always breaking shit you ski
It don't matter who we over here.
I'm gonna put a hand on my hand.
Everybody's dead, dude.
How about you?
Are we here?
We're here?
Wait, I wanna talk to my staff.
I'm ready to tell Bethany.
If not, it's good.
Oh, we're here.
Chat! B-O-V!
I wasn't close, either.
In the round we lost, I went for a three shot.
You were nasty, bro.
Hey, wait, wait!
They have a food colony!
Yeah, I see y'all!
I see y'all!
I'm only a playing boy and I'm only a playing boy!
Yeah, thank you for the gift.
No, you held it down.
Alright, it's all right.
Who made it?
I had one today.
Then two, how?
You got first blood.
And first blood, what do you much mean to play the game?
Then it's a 2v1.
And it's a 2v1.
You get that at least twice.
Exactly then for the GameCast, so...
Devin, I appreciate y'all boys.
Yeah, y'all are strong still, two times!
Chat I told you I wasn't gonna let y'all down. This is what I do this college
You know why I'm sticking from the things feeling it would have been
Fucking me let down if I showed up here on main stage. I got walkout by Connie
Yeah
They ain't got 1,500 get-togethers left for that performance.
Wow, that's it.
That was it, yo.
We need a sub-ethon to keep going.
We need some hours.
Oh, wait me with the 10s.
James Moot on the set.
No, I heard James Moot say we just played DRAVE.
But didn't I not 2v1 them?
Three times?
Three times?
I know Scope Connie.
Maybe two at three times.
And then that last one.
If I see you, if there's a pixel, if there's a frame, where I see you, you're dead.
You're really some nasty headshots.
You're dead.
I'm not gonna lie, I want you to know that.
I just want to fuck you.
I'm gonna give you this one.
Wavy with the 10 gifted!
Oh, is that Wavy?
No, I'm proud of you, bro. You held it down.
I'm proud of you.
Because I didn't know how you were gonna perform.
I've never really seen Dan, but him get out.
I like Dan better, bro.
I had that one win.
Yeah, I've seen that, but that was bad.
I had a bad win.
Julia with the 10 gifted!
Now we're running this whole shit, man.
That was hype. That was hype.
And now Max and K-Song are playing a dance.
Oh, Suki and Ruff.
Let me go.
Oh, is there food?
Oh, yeah, there's food back there now.
Oh, they're never on a high rise.
Yeah, I know.
I'll see you guys next week.
Get that food.
There's more?
Yo, yo, yo.
Oh, Jaden!
Oh that clip!
Oh man!
Sandwiches?
Sandwiches here?
This looks like school.
Yeah this does look like school.
Wait where did you get the nostrils from?
Obstacles?
Yeah.
This is dead ass school.
You're celebrating this?
Oh my god.
My game was a man game.
Nothing has to do with a man game.
No, you could double up on my man.
Yeah, I think I'm just going to brawl it out.
I'm glad.
Oh, this one's crazy.
Is it?
Oh, shit.
How you doing, bro?
Yeah, man.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I'm going to kill this.
The Bat Auto Channel went everywhere.
I was like, how about you kill me?
I'm going to make some additional things.
Oh, man.
Oh my God.
Are you out there?
No, bro. How do people got nachos?
They should look good.
What, the tacos?
What's on the nachos?
Oh, this?
What?
It's like school home stuff.
I'm gonna go get RTAs.
Oh, you are?
What?
Did you see someone? Yeah.
Someone asked me if you won.
You had to ask like a change the rules
So it's like
They didn't act
They didn't act
I said CDL
That's a lie
Sam just looked at you
It's too much green for you
Yeah it's like too much vegetables
Like hanging out
That's crazy
I don't want to
Fuck those fucking dogs
I don't want to
I was like, yeah, I'm pretty sure he's like, oh, he's on a dance dig.
I'm like, you got to stop by the chief, you know, who's after we're done with it.
I don't get it.
I don't know what it is, but it's made out of plastic, and you can get the other plastic.
And they give you guys gas.
Get this on, get that.
Mmm, little ice cream.
Like, you need this to get your win, to get your win.
We need more phenomenal. You can get someone to eat that.
You gotta get this.
He gotta get some money to try.
You wanna fight? You know you wanna fight?
This year was pretty good.
That might be important.
Bro, this look he could be a father.
What's that?
I see cooking.
Oh, nice, bro.
Wow, bro.
Yo, is he in or no?
I didn't know.
Yo, better know.
You're far, far, far.
You're far, far, far, far.
What's up?
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
I'm a bike pretty chat.
Pretty chat?
Where's the chat?
It's fine.
What do you mean I'm smiling?
Hey, you want to try a bike?
Pretty chat?
You don't really seem to look good, Artie.
He does look good, Artie.
Look at us.
Artie, come on.
You look good for a little snack.
Honestly, I wasn't that bad.
So, if you're here to try to get anything from my standards,
I thought you were Mr. Maynay's, right?
I should be.
Oh my God, man.
Mr. Maynay!
The thing is, I already feel a little like I need to get shitty,
and I have to go compete in a few more matches,
and I don't want to get shitty with a Maynay's cookie sandwich in the middle of all.
Oh yeah, but you gotta stay locked in.
You gotta stay locked in.
I took a bite, right?
She was fine.
That shit was fun, man.
You were going crazy, right?
No, y'all can take it.
We are going crazy.
I mean, why did we go?
We were going crazy.
But when we played, you were doing it.
Like, every time I was like, go over and stand,
play for a bit, and we would get the big, big, big, big,
we could play our game.
We're doing really good.
We're doing really good.
Yeah.
29, and he's calling me.
24-7 off-street.
Where are they down right now?
We're talking down right now.
Wait, they're moving into Connie's and, and, and.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
Bro, they really fucked up.
I think we're the best team.
That means we're the best team. That's right now, I'm just saying.
I love this challenge.
That's amazing.
It's very great. I think the rate did way too fast.
Yeah.
It was really good.
Is that yours?
Yeah.
That was your body?
Yeah, you know.
Okay.
Yay!
I'm fired and we just won 2.5 though.
I'm getting 1.6 in.
I don't play.
I just don't play ranked for a little bit.
It's better mountain.
We'll check a biter.
Oh jeez, it's better.
Come on, bro.
Look at Silk.
We gotta go up right now.
Oh.
I'm going to throw up right now.
I'm going to throw up right now.
I'm going to throw up right now.
I'm going to throw up right now.
I'm going to throw up right now.
That was familiar.
Now, where was that from?
It was from your game style.
They literally burped me, they put me, they put me in Max and then they gave me a fucking shit of a gun.
No, he's not Max, he's not the human.
They burped me up, I often believe in me.
I believe in me.
What?
Party vibes, I'm sorry.
Shoot, they gonna invite everyone again, I think they're gonna invite Flo.
They setting it up I
I'm gonna try one, I'm gonna try one, I'm gonna try one.
they use the sniper too? yeah
how's it looking?
it's good
it's good for your body
it's a challenge
it's good
it's good
it's good
it's a good smoke
it's good
it's good?
oh my god
What is that?
I'm gonna hit that shot, okay?
I did it!
All right, let's go.
Whoa!
What's that?
Y'all want the game?
What do you think?
It's hard.
How about like having an incident?
Yeah.
Sorry?
Yeah.
It is gonna take a minute.
See, I would have rather had Russell to strategy on it.
That's why they're here.
Y'all, they're fucking proud.
They gave you the shittiest team ever.
And they're calling you a shit.
No, I'm telling you right off, mate.
No, I'm telling you right off, mate.
You don't have to go up there.
I don't want to run.
I don't want to run.
What?
You want to run?
You're the only sure you thought.
Say I'm not.
No, I'm going down.
What?
There's a fire.
I got the shirt.
How'd you get these?
You said it's worse than I got the shirt and then I got the fire.
That's hard.
Oh, shit.
Did you get there, sir?
Yeah.
I'll win you.
I got there, bro.
We might not make it back.
We already have a reservation.
We're gonna be quiet when we call the police in the road.
We'll put one more map, like 10, 15, and 15.
I think so. I think so.
We're on it, lazy or ass.
She doesn't get to come.
Wow.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
We need to put us on your lap now.
And Walworth's gonna do our safety stuff.
So we have no bias,
no bias,
I would say that's good.
We're looking to have a
safety, safety, safety,
safety, safety.
Come on, guys.
That was, that was, that was one of the $5,000 that person was in first hand.
I think one more.
I think one more.
Once.
I got the tool that I could suck with my fucking foot.
You think I'm better?
Yeah.
I told you the only person I think I was gonna be able to beat her is Yazi.
Yeah, only person.
How many kills you got?
Yeah, but I got five good kills.
I thought it wouldn't matter
Okay, the hitting or no big ass head big ass head they said
I'm trying to get now. Are you trying to go to that idiot?
What if there was a ditty con
We're gonna go to DiddyCon.
I don't know.
Would you go to DiddyCon, Archie?
Hell, you all go to DiddyCon!
Oh, this is on fire!
Yeah, it's 6-5.
Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ.
Man, we got three more games to play.
We got a lot of red labs on the table.
There's $15,000 left on the table for us.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, who's up?
Who's up?
I need to be back though, but he's like gone walking
I'm trying to walk too, but I can't walk
Walk too
Who's gonna get my boy?
Do a nap check with F2?
Nap check with F2
Nap check with F2
Nap check with F2
What's going with that?
It's that
Wait, did you get it?
I got it
Oh, you got it
What the fuck happened to your headphones?
What the fuck happened to your headphones?
Damn, hey, stand behind you.
We're in a trolley.
What's up, you guys?
No, no, no, no, no.
Hey, wait, can we take the map or something?
Hey, swag!
Swag!
Can we take the map?
He said what map?
High rise! High rise! High rise! Let's play high rise!
Alright bud! Hey! Hey! Terminal! Terminal!
Holy! He's really a stand-a-thon. He's a stall-a-thon.
Ah, that's just strong. He's strong.
This is a stand-a-thon.
We need one bucket. Thank y'all Jack.
There's no?
Oh so it's just like bursted. I don't know if you see it.
Next game we play 2 in a row.
You are dancing there.
It's good, it's good.
You got it on you?
No, no, no upload.
No upload.
No upload.
That's it.
You want to get bustles?
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
What the- what the cash-tab? What the cash-tab?
I got you, but you said you got me, I got you.
I got you. I got you.
I'm gonna say I got my shit.
You, honestly?
Bustier? What is Busty mean?
My- it's like-
Uh, uh, you wanna hold it?
Uh, we'll both hold it.
Alright, your hand's coming.
Alright, alright, ready?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
POV, POV Canada.
Canada, both my parents in SA.
Yeah, there's a family union.
Did you say family?
I heard the R, I heard the R.
Yo, I'm seeing a different side of you
that I've never seen before.
This is insane.
No, I didn't.
No one else heard that, Jason.
That's not, I saw a family union.
I swear I heard family.
Why do you only do this with me?
You have a really Asian family.
I hate you guys.
I actually hate you guys.
I should not live on this street.
I said Bama your union. I say my R's weird
You know who's shakes
Watch your back, I might give you a stitch
And it's so big, it'll make you my bitch
Don't come near the ghost, I'm trying to my dick
Okay, that's what I've done
Look at both ways, cause I'm looking for cotton
Don't trip, just keep the photo of the little premise, my piece
Yo girl, hold me, but I ain't no stitch
No way, little bra, I'll get you a cheek
Hold your bitch, you look like a snake
A gym that you create, combined with a snake
What the fuck is that?
It's over, little bra
You're done
Stop that!
Oh, he saw the mask
Oh, I saw that face. What did you do? Give it to me straight.
I don't know. I should play that match.
I should play that match.
I should play that match.
I should play that match.
I feel it. I feel it. Okay.
All with respect. No respect. All with respect.
Match is about a start. Case on the match.
And then play.
Nobody asked me, but I think I'm that guy. That boy's serious.
All right, let's go.
everybody to get started.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's
game time. Max. Kasson versus
Jason and Alex. Let's get a
crack.
I can't hear you.
He said what?
I did?
Oh, shit.
That's our fault.
We have an audio.
They're going to turn it off right now.
They're literally ready to go.
All the matches will be pretty fast.
Again, adapt, Jason, K-Song, Max.
I'm going.
Good, boss. How you doing?
Good.
Good.
I'm going. Oh, good boss. How you doing? Who's pick are you going with Chris?
I'm on the adapts. He's chewing back. He might him and rug might be the best
player so far. I think today and so I think adaptive case on really cancel out
each other and then Jason's better than Max. So I got adapted, Jason. Yeah, it's
going to be good, man. Hey, case on smart and sell though, man. He saw the
angles. He's working the plays he was making. It's looking good for them
too. 100% and to be honest, man, Max is kind of heating up chat. Max is
heating up. Yeah, a lot of y'all were saying, but I'm gonna tell you
right now. They were heating up man. Oh look at this. We got a wardrobe change
coming in from Max now. He's got the hoodie over. That's game time. That's a game time thing.
You can put it on. I'll pick it up. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen if you don't know it is
September 30% off all subs. Can we get some subs going into Chris's chat? He needs to pay
for his brand new porch. If I don't see some five gift at that he ever shut it off the
stream. Five gifted right now. I know you have it in your back pocket. You gotta give
this guy heat. He deserves it. Seriously how else is he gonna pay for his porch? Give
give him your money. Ladies and gentlemen he is doing genuine tricks on it but here we go folks.
There you go. Boom. Five gifted. Vino flight. You know Vino. My dog and Vino you did not have to do it.
Ladies and gentlemen we are on our way to 4,000 subs. If we hit 4,000 subs Chris is okay. Let me
chill actually. Hold on. Check check check. If I hit 4,000 subs this stream right here gets what I'm
going to do. Take a shirt off. Get oiled up. Take your shirt off and go play. Who wants to see that?
oiled up. I got in the bag. Oh, oh, never mind. They're all
saying, look at the subject coming off. They want to have a
freak off. That's what they're saying. Yo, ladies and gentlemen,
please stop lucky. Please stop lucky. They're cutting my
mic off. They're cutting my mic off. Somebody please. We are
currently at TwitchCon. Guys, please like get lucky in line
now. Get them in line now. Say that again. Oh, they
could they cut your mic off? W production chat. Can we get a
W production? W production. I'm out of here. Yeah. I go like
that. I can smack a pizza right now. I am a little hungry.
No cat. I'm hungry. Hey, I'm hungry. Who got me with a pizza?
Let's have a pizza party. I love production. Whenever I
tell you guys to cut off his mic, let's do that. Okay,
chat. We now control Lucky's mic. So whenever he starts
while and we keep them in line, folks, keep them in
line. My brand, everyone's spanking W production. What
be doing absolute W production folks you said you want to do rust so just speed it up actually
let's do don't you don't you want to do right I think we do don't let's do don't I feel
like I feel like I feel like we should save rust for like something special bro I think
I look good right now that's what I think I think we do don't like Russ I don't know
cuz cuz with Russ you gotta have snipers on the map the only one who snipes on this
This whole thing is, well, I mean.
You think my future wife is watching right now?
Yeah, chat wants rugged that rust.
Yeah, I'll save it.
I thought you said you should save it.
I'm going to say, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They could be highriding if they want.
Have they played highrides?
I think they just switch it up.
Let's just keep it fresh.
I'm cool with literally what happened.
Let's just keep it fresh.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Let's go for a drink.
Ladies and gentlemen, can we get you a production?
Can we get you to show the shot?
What's going on here?
Can we get a WG fuel?
WG fuel, ladies and gentlemen.
The only thing I drink since 9 a.m. today has been G Fuel,
I feel great. I feel ready to go shout out to you feel man. It's looking good feeling good all of my system right now
Yeah, check check. Can we get a truck to get the truck wrong? I got a flavor. We need to bring it back
Doosy fruit doosy fruit doosy fruit doosy
Okay, all right. It's crazy. I don't really need chant that but
We have that they're gonna be here the whole time doing that seriously. Chris is paying them
We love it. We love it. We love me here folks the match is coming up. We have rug
I'm sorry. Excuse me. We have a dad Jason against case on it max on dome if you don't know what dome is is iconic
This is absolute cinema. Absolutely cinnamon cinema cinnamon cinema
But the one in the chat together excited for some dome on this map. It's gonna be a good good matchup
Very game cookie. What is that? Is that a pineapple? What is that thing? Hey? What is that production cut his mic?
Cut his mic he did again again again every time he wilds out. Let's cut that he's doing too much
No, we saved, no, do dome, do dome, dome.
Ladies and gentlemen, Kason is trying to control this tournament
to win the 5Gs, we can now let him control.
We are doing dome.
We at Kason, we are doing dome.
Dome.
Ladies and gentlemen, can we get an L Kason, please?
He is trying to control the tournament in favor of,
look, we are playing dome.
He thinks we are trying to nerf him, we are trying,
yeah, yeah, can we get a Kason cam?
Can we, can we,
Chad, should we give Lucky his mic back?
Yes or no?
Production is asking.
Do we give him his mic back?
Will you be calm?
Chad, someone give five, we'll give him his mic back.
Chad says one more chance.
Five gift that we do it.
A crash out is imminent from K-Song.
A crash out is imminent.
Oh, yeah.
I'm loving it, though.
I'm loving the crash out.
I'm loving the vibes.
I'm loving the energy.
Max is locked in.
He's licking his lips.
Okay, so your mic doesn't get put on until there's five gift itself huge. I mean they are they are literally
It's up to them. It's up to Chad if they want you to speak a five get that if not your mic stays on buddy
You might as well just give five from your phone. You might as well just give five from your phone
Let me give me this give me this
Someone said a five give the mic muted. That's insane
Someone someone said someone said someone said hopefully nobody gifts
Yo, where's your where's your luckies? Where's your luckies at? I'm seeing it. I'm seeing it. I'm seeing it
Okay, wait wait a one gifted
93 gifted one. He's teasing you no troll
Wait, is the match already started?
Okay, let's cut to it. Let's cut to it. They're playing right now. Oh
Okay, okay, okay. Oh
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We got some gifteds. Wait. I missed it
Okay, you can put his mic back on grind for West gifted five quick army gifted five
We need one one more we need one more five give them for an advanced UAV
Please lucky's Mike now comes back on board what we're really well one more five
Gives it up in advance closing all four K. You're actually mad close wait. Are there are we playing?
What's going on here? Are there starting?
Okay, all right. Okay. Hey, we jumped into it
We're in it. Here we go.
Game audio too. Game audio can be cut to come with case on
the match. I want to hear their comments. I'm breaking
GAs. I'm gonna fuck.
Okay. Okay. This is
Wow. That was a dead.
I hope you know they'd have a sniper they had zero chance we might stick so though
Where out
I don't know but do it again
I
something different okay I want to watch the door to the door to your right
okay there's double doors behind you
he's gonna say just just play a corner
Alex don't stick to me don't stick to me
Oh no no no no no, back down
Back down
What's the knife?
Alex, I got to the one that gets the knife
I don't want a sniper
Can you do it?
Huh?
It's a
What's that thing?
It's a fucking knife
Yo can y'all shoot back?
Yo can y'all shoot back?
Can y'all seriously shoot back?
Come on
Get out of this
Get back you fucking asshole
Shoot your ass!
Yes!
Let's go!
Nice!
We gotta play together!
We gotta play together!
We gotta play together!
We gotta play together!
Go to B, go to B!
Let's see Max here.
I think he's just entering.
Right down here, right down here.
He's hiding in the corner, watching the bomb.
Oh!
I
I
One feet so we put our feet to the ceiling.
Yeah.
What a comeback you do.
We got to watch Jason here.
We got to Jason POV and Jason attack.
Same thing you did last time.
Please.
Okay.
Let's keep going.
Backstage.
Jason POV is not available.
They have technical difficulties.
We are all on the ground.
Jason.
Oh my god
Oh my god, what the shit
Case on down
Case on down
It's just Max by the way
Okay
Max with a 1v2
He is
How do I change my sense bro
Oh no, sense is a little too high
Max, oh no
Oh no
I should have had a gun out the whole time and not the strap.
Hey, we just got a focus game song.
We just got a focus game song.
Can I help you?
Can you take our game song?
You're saying it's an easy one.
Oh my God, bro.
Here we go.
Keep doing your 10-point.
That was a big blood.
We got to play for first blood, bro.
We get the first pick we win.
I promise I'll get the first pick we win.
Which is a good chance.
I
One, one. One, one. One, one.
Chase on the death. One, one.
Chase on the death. Can a gap
clutch? My God. A life.
He has to use that to the time.
Oh my God. Let's go. Let's go.
Hey, let's do this.
We win this next round. We win it.
I promise we win this next round. We win this next round.
Can they do it? Can they do it?
I did not. I don't even know how fucking to be that good.
We have to play for a blood. We have to play for a blood.
They have to play for a blood.
They get that blood.
Relax. Can they tie it up? Can they tie it up?
We're going to sleep. 5-5. Here we go.
at death is the playmaker here you have to take out K-Song
they have to take out K-Song first
oh my god!
one more! one more!
one more! one more!
one more! one more!
one more!
one more! one more!
come on Jason!
oh my god
ladies and gentlemen
question mark reverse
one five come back
We literally just have to play for a pig
Ladies and gentlemen
Holy shit, holy shit the reverse sweep the reverse sweep
Wow
Wow
Ladies and gentlemen, Adopted Jason,
I've done the unthinkable.
Folks, you guys were down 1-5.
Please tell me how you guys managed to come back.
What was the strategy?
You know, we were pulling from a lot of adversity, 1-5.
We switched them out, but with small things
weren't going our way.
But then in the middle of the game,
we had made some adjustments.
We started getting a flow going.
And yeah, that shit was electric.
Hey, I know he better say I got that one be what I did what I could I did what I could how much we up
Ladies and gentlemen, what an incredible game down one five. They made the comeback max. How are you feeling?
I'm here for the money case on what the fuck how do we lose?
Come on, bro. I 12
It's okay though. I got too comfortable. I got too comfortable
Like even you I shouldn't have even gone fight. He won the motion part. Why he pushed me
over confident like Jason we win this round we win this game I died he got the
one and then he chow case on and it's over we won the whole thing wow no that
was ladies and gentlemen you had to put this diaper away all right folks
coming up on the next matchup what's the next matchup okay ladies the
gentlemen, the next matchup is going to be Ron and Lacey against Jason and Adat.
Pull your predictions in the chat right now. Adat and Jason are up right now.
They came back 1-5. Can Ron and Lacey do it? Can they get their first up?
Lucky, can they get their first up? I don't know, man. Hey, what? Oh, man, bro.
Hey. Okay, chat. One map. We need help. One map. What are we thinking? What are we thinking?
They got to catch up.
Ladies and gentlemen, please tie a board map.
So we have Jason and Adapt against Ron and Lacey.
I'm thinking high rise, bro.
They're spamming Rust, but we're saving Rust, right?
I think, let's see what's that says.
What's that saying?
Everyone's literally ever, are we saving Rust for,
who's playing?
You want to do, because I think we're
Rust for Jason and Adapt against Rugged Silky, right?
Yeah, we gotta do to do. Oh, yeah, we're waiting for us to see a dap versus rock right now. We got Bernardo
Lacey versus adapt and Jason you think we do high-rise we do high-rise. Oh, yeah, they're spammed high-rise
Let's do high-rise high-rise or skid row. We have that skid row high-rises let that high-rise or skid row
What are we thinking? High-rise high-rise skid row high-rise
It's a vote and what am I saying? Let me see
Chat saying what?
I see a lot of skid low-key. Let's ask the crowd hold on. Let me ask somebody over here
Who knows God? You know God come here
What map you want to see high rise or skid roll? We've already seen high
I'm liking that I'm liking that. Let's ask one more person. Let's see who knows God. You know God
Who knows God called anybody? What map you thinking high rise or skid row?
Wow one one Jesus Brown. We're not gonna get anywhere with this hold on
out. Someone said Russ. Later.
Skid Row hurts Skid Row. Wait.
No, we're waiting for a dab versus rug for Russ.
There we go. It's 1-1. Skid Row. I see a lot of Skid Row.
Low QBs just go Skid Row. Chris, I think we're going Skid Row.
It's like 50-50. You want Skid Row?
Ron and Lacey want Skid Row.
Let's do skid row skid row skid row skid row skid row
I said crowd is one one you want to ask one more person they said once it
high-rises once that skid row we haven't seen it and then they won't rush but
we'll see rush with adapt versus rug later okay all right ladies and gentlemen
Ladies and gentlemen, Ron and Lacey, I've chose skid row.
We haven't seen it.
It is a good S&D map.
It's time, folks.
Jason adapt against Ron and Lacey.
Can Ron and Lacey finally get a win today?
Find out on next episode of Dragon Ball Z.
Let's get it cracking.
It's time.
I need a snack something, bro.
Let's see.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, it's time, folks.
We have Ron and Lacey against Jason and adapt.
And it's going to be, it's going to be, oh, it's going.
It's going.
It's going.
Let's go.
Let's get started.
Let's go.
Let's get jump right into a chat.
After the tournament, I got you, Deb.
Thank you.
Oh, wait.
No, they didn't.
OK.
OK.
Hey.
OK.
You know what?
All right, Ron, high-rise.
I'm just happy to be here.
All right, can we get some comps?
Let's go, Ron and Lacey comps and Game Sound.
Let's do it.
Do you have anyone on the map today?
They have not one on the map today.
Today's the day.
Yep.
OK.
Chat, they changed the high-rise.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Here we go.
I'll show you how we're coming out.
I'll talk to Axe and Shadow right now.
We're going to work here, but fuck it.
All right
Jason
I don't even know who it is
with the first
you know
so
All right, so that's my sense is wrong. I don't know what sense I want it's it's whatever
Yeah, it's just love
Make sure you're gonna make sure it puts on mouse enough controller and settings. It's on controller. I'm pretty sure
Mine was on controller. It's on controller. It's on controller
Oh my god
I'm not sure if he's going to be
trapped in that.
Here we go, here we go.
Straight down a little.
He does not care.
He does not care.
Left side.
Oh my god.
Play with me.
Play trade.
He's under Helly.
He's got to play his wife.
I got faith in God.
He's good.
Jason's not even here.
Let's go.
Oh, no!
Oh, what do you want?
We run and Jason!
Put it down, Jason!
Run!
Watch it up!
Run!
What's this one?
I told you, Jason.
I told you.
Does anyone have to run?
I don't think so.
Fine, fine, fine.
Oh, God, man.
I don't know.
I thought they'd do it, though.
We went around.
OK.
It might be right.
Can we get a top fan?
Top fan?
Oh, they're doing it.
They're doing it.
They're doing it.
Hold on, hold on.
Here we go, folks.
Oh!
We won.
I'm following you.
Almost a clap.
What is he doing?
Oh my God, Alex is going home.
Full FW 2 tricks.
Come on, man.
Wait, Jason.
Oh, wow.
Don't fall off.
This is hot.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Jason, come on.
Lacey, last up.
I
was crazy
Oh
That's it. It's the right one.
The sniper is right.
He's got to go better.
He's got to go better.
I said, come on man.
I got it.
They know we're both lost.
They know we're both lost.
You got to go back.
I'm dead out of my mind.
No!
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
He's ego challenge.
Ego challenge.
Watch out, guys.
Come back.
They're both on our left.
Watch out, guys.
Watch out, guys.
Both on our left.
They need to get around on the border.
Unless they go down 5,
they might get into the impossible.
Here we go.
This is a good trap.
Push up.
push up a little bit
We need to fill a plot.
Oh, man.
I got downed.
Oh, my god.
I got.
I got.
I got.
I guess he lied.
Okay, here we go.
He's down once a night.
Does he have a friend?
Oh, no.
He's up here.
I know.
Again, Lingsham is in fact in the 5-0.
No, no, no, no!
Jason, last up!
Come to this one.
Jason, last up, 1v2!
Come on, Lacey, get a double on the board.
It went 5,000, died.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
1v5!
1v5!
Bomb down!
Okay, Jason, come to 1v2!
Ladies and gentlemen, Ron and Lacey have took their first up.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Boss.
My guys, my guys, with their first up of the day,
Ron and Lacey with a dominating performance
against Jason and the Dads.
Fela, tell me how you guys pulled that off.
Got to change our settings this time.
Not going to lie, like, we just got a, you know,
a game like talk for us.
We weren't going to shit talk.
We just wanted to play the game, and that's all.
And look what happened.
Now that we got our settings right,
I'm out of here.
Jason, talk to me.
My BPL is fucked up.
I'm about to scroll with you.
Shit out of here! They lost that shit!
Fuck no! We gave that shit to you!
Fuck yourself! We still have that game!
Fuck you! I'm out of here!
Six-one!
Ladies and gentlemen,
six-one, one, and Lacey take their first go.
Next matchup on the board is going to be...
Alright, we're going to find out who comes next.
I'm not losing this one.
That's going to be based on in fact, I get silky and raw.
I don't know how you guys are asking.
I'm the one that's crazy, bro.
I like that.
I just love it.
Yeah, I get silky and I take anything.
What about you guys?
Chad, what map should they play?
What map are they saying?
Let's see.
And then after this, Rugg's asking for a terminal.
Chad, how do you feel about that?
Skid?
I think you're asking for skid, raw, or terminal.
Chad, skid, raw, or terminal.
What are we feeling like?
They want to chat saying skid row all skid.
I think we do skid row.
I know.
Skid, skid.
Please give me a high right.
I need a CDL map, please.
Please, bro.
Please.
I've been playing, I'm not, guys, I play calm rules.
They're saying skiddy.
Skid row.
I don't even know how to play skid.
That's the whole point, K-Son.
It's called adapting.
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
Skid Row is coming up next.
K-Song and Max against Rug and Silky.
Put your predictions in the chat.
I think we're going to jump into this one pretty quickly.
Let's go watch the replays and do it.
Back to the desk.
There's Skid.
There's a lot of highlights that match.
I got to see what's popping over there.
Hold on.
We had a 1v2 clutch from Roar, 1v2 clutch from Lacey.
Let's see.
It's my show now.
Let's get to it.
OK, sorry, Chad.
We're back.
I
Let's get some of those replays going. I wonder skid row because we just haven't seen it
Yeah, we haven't see look at this replay replay good shots
Ron has a great shot. Yeah, Ron is it's just a talented gamer, bro
Any game he's just really good at Minecraft for tonight call of duty this guy. Yeah. He's pretty too sad
Yeah, he's he's Ron is a true gamer true gamer
I
Can't allow you looking good today hair
I feel like I'm still in a failure.
I'm not gonna stay here again.
I'm gonna stay here.
I'm not gonna stay here.
See, if I say something back, I'm gonna go home.
Let's do that.
Look, I'm not gonna stay here.
Can now give the 10.
Can now give the 10?
Yeah.
Can now give the 10.
Wait.
Wait.
I heard it actually
I heard it was a hard one tonight
Yes, OSDS party
We got to buy a huge party though
That's cool
There's no boys
Yeah, we can buy one
Yeah
I literally invited
No, they were invited
They went up fucking hot one day
He wasn't invited.
Who's on the phone?
Let me see someone else.
He literally stayed right here.
He literally stayed right everywhere.
He was like,
I just waited for the call,
so I don't get into that conversation.
Wait, did you say water?
You know, I don't know what you've been saying.
I'm just going to sit here.
He's still doing his own...
other things that he doesn't like.
He doesn't like to sit here.
Ah, yes.
What did you want to say?
I'm going to mess in a nap segment for you, too, here.
You confused with a ta-ha, you're a ta.
Love the nap segments and a chat.
And I just probably get to extend a nap segment to you.
I'm telling you, I'm reading out.
You got to trust the guy.
No, I'm not.
And it's amazing.
No, if we get to the whole of them.
It's a whole of them.
That's what you said.
Who's going to pull up?
Who's going to pull up?
Let's see.
Look, he's going to be there.
The hush!
The hush!
The hush!
The hush!
Jason!
Is the kid going to party?
Yeah, yeah!
I know, I always take kids to everybody!
He just keeps on taking care of you.
What's the ratio of the party?
Oh, it's straight.
He's just walking.
It's gonna be 53.
So, yeah. 50 guys, 3 girls.
We got to wear all white.
We got to wear all white.
Hey, hey, hey!
Let's get started on the big wheel too.
We got to wear all white to the party and uh...
I'm going to ask you to ride with me.
No girls allowed.
What the fuck is wrong?
You're all invited to the party.
You're all invited to the party then?
We're all white.
You're the host then.
You're the host.
I'm not the host.
I'm Condo.
I'm Condo. I'm Dello's from Washington.
Yeah, I'm Condo!
No good enough!
Sorry.
We'll get them to get there.
We don't fucking need us!
Please put in the bottle.
Oh yeah, I can't.
I fuckingโฆ
We're dead!
We're dead!
Yes we are.
Let's talk about a game play.
Get in, walk hundreds up.
This is what John T. B. Clash of Dabs do.
Fuck it, we're working this shit out.
Exactly. Can we get a WJC to kill him?
No, they shoot Sarah in the back.
She gets stronger now though, she doesn't need to try and beat you to fuck up.
She might even be able to beat you to fuck up.
No, she didn't.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
No way, please.
I'm just killing him.
You can see us blowing the rock top problem with two people.
Never you don't oh my god
see this one
they have Max's butter shot in here
that is crazy
it's a funny little dude
I'm going to show you guys
the 10 brand
and you can use them guys
so you can have a box out there
and you can put it in here
it's great to have it
if I could get to like some
like movies here and there
like I want to try acting
I'm going to move with them
This is the place I've been here in my life.
I've just been here for a while.
What is it? What are you doing?
Yeah, I'm doing it.
You just do it.
Mr. DTM himself.
How you doing?
Oh, okay.
You're going to win the last year.
Oh, we're going to win the last year.
Oh, we're going to win the last year.
It's unique goods.
I can't even see his dick size!
Bro, look at him move over there!
Yo, what's your dick size?
What happened with your dick size?
Yo, it's you who's shit!
So what the fuck you jealous of?
He's crazy!
I'll put you in the head right now, it's important for you to know how to go.
I'm gonna stop shit, I'm gonna stop forever.
Hey, that's crazy, I didn't get for the camera guy.
He's a damn family.
Alright, listen, we're gonna head off and get a lot of dick, but don't worry.
We gave Jason three of them.
I got dinner heard of it.
Huh?
I got dinner heard of it.
That's the name, right?
You talk about power, please.
You get to say mommy, get dinner heard.
You're not motionless, I can't get more.
You're no mom!
You're no mom!
Hey, you're no mom!
Hey, you're no mom!
Hey, you're no mom!
Oh, you're a criminal girl!
Yeah, I don't know what this is.
I don't know what this is.
Oh, God.
You know who's going up?
Yeah, Jim!
Hey, guys!
You know who's going up?
Jim!
Hey, guys!
Jim!
Jim!
Jim!
Oh, my baby!
Oh, my baby!
go straight baby you're like this shit
oh you're just like a baby
oh please give me the right one
I'm just gonna give you the right one
here's niggas
yeah
here's niggas
here's niggas
here's niggas
here's niggas
here's niggas
here's niggas
ugly girls
maybe girls with cds even
Let's trade them.
Nah, that's easy for a drifter.
Ha ha ha!
Yo, those are dreamos.
It's a K-Dub.
Yeah, I'm a dreamo.
Yeah, it's real. It's your breath, bro.
Yeah, I know what I'm doing.
You can be snapping that up.
Any time, any time, you're just a monster right now.
It's just dreamos done.
You can take it down.
Take it down.
I got it all.
How many do you want?
I got 100.
Go on.
Go on.
Go on.
It's a...
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Everybody get money.
I guess it's the turn right now.
Who got?
Oh, someone had a...
The first shot.
Okay.
It's the last shot of this shot.
It's at 100.
It's at 100.
Another portable charging.
Another one.
Yeah.
What do you think?
Actually, the last one's the best.
It's time.
Yo!
Who are you, bro?
Who are you, bro?
What?
I got a...
I wonder what it did that bad.
Bro, it was fucking Malik.
Yeah.
Oh, it's time.
Oh.
How about some of this?
Damn.
Who you got, Lacey?
What's the smite?
Yeah, smite. Last two trick shots.
I don't know.
I thought this was gonna be good.
He's got a rug out there.
I don't know.
My dad's gonna keep going with the cycle.
Alex, we're doing trick shot last.
I'm gonna get it knocked down,
but we can't like drag that out.
It's not gonna be competitive.
That's true.
No trick shot last,
because that's not gonna happen.
It's a good idea to be patient.
I think I'm like 10 minutes
I started out so bad was 92 then I think
I'm sorry y'all, it was a good ass try bro, I started out 9 to 10 bro, it turned out so bad.
That was a crazy comeback.
I got to grab the backpack real quick.
Oh
I'll catch you all!
She didn't say hi to me, I said hi!
I gotta go!
I said I'll get her something for you!
Who here?
I don't know!
Come on back!
Yeah, believe me!
Hey!
So I'm gonna be down, just stand on top of the truck!
Just stand on top!
Come and set your nose up!
Get up there, get up there!
Let's get a truck please.
Oh, this looks like your feet.
Oh, did he get enough?
Oh, nah.
Oh, nah, he's looking for an aura.
Ah!
Do you want to try it?
You want Lallie?
He's on a hop squat.
Oh, do a backflip!
Ah!
We want that!
Ah, let's see how it goes.
Help me too.
Help me.
The other way, that's not bad.
Just like this.
Here, I'm going to get this.
All right, let's go.
Here you go.
Come on, pick up the gun.
Come back.
We'll be able to bring you something.
Yeah, yeah.
Still get it.
You guys, wait a minute.
There's so many people there.
They're already right here.
It's not an adventure.
Still get it.
You want to get him?
Yeah.
Still get it.
Get the hell out of here.
I've been.
You say, come on.
You do it.
Bathe in the trunk.
Why y'all don't like life?
What the fuck up?
Jason, what's your biggest mistake?
Oh, those are the stars.
That's true.
I'm seeing that from the stars.
You got to stand up for me, please.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm sure.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna stand up.
I'm just gonna...
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
You gonna take a picture with him?
That's why!
You're gonna be kissing it.
I don't want my oilers.
I just want my oilers.
You just can't.
Down a little.
What if something's in between the chair?
Is your phone charged enough?
No.
It's at 75.
75.
How does it feel to be a part of something so amazing?
We're doing a family building and about maybe just anything you want to look for specific.
Just you, let's say you and your neighbors are doing the business.
And I was going to do business with my mom.
Oh my gosh.
First pleasure.
You guys definitely are here.
So, so, so, so.
We're doing business.
Hey guys.
How are you doing?
All right.
Let's go, let's go.
I'm going to go in.
I'm going to go in.
I'm going to go in.
or they could be something
What are you leaning towards
What would they do to raise ball
People from Goods card
So...
That's them
These are the citizens
I'm feeling it up on you
Yeah, I'm feeling it up on you
Oh, we got it
Oh, we're getting it
The bag up
What do you think?
Somebody smells like beefio
That's it
That's what it is
That's what it is
You gave me giland!
Summer is smellin!
Jesus!
What made you move it?
Well how do you know?
What made you move it?
Dr. Rodney!
He's Irony!
I got you!
I got you!
Summer is smellin' like...
Jesus!
What's your favorite thing about Swisscon?
The whole enemy, you want to give me another one?
Somebody spell like G.
That was hard.
What about the gun?
Where's the gun from?
Right there.
Oh, this is black.
Oh, I am on it.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, this is seven.
It's seven.
All right, what happened?
What I agreed to.
My standard is 8K, Jason.
If you don't see behind the scenes, you can't set up.
You okay?
You can post on it every day?
Every day. Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Uh, uh, this is...
Oh, this is a lucky man.
Tzuki!
Somebody's gonna lie to me!
Tzuki!
Now that she's not evaded.
That's the new life?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
We'll save Kalinda.
There's no way there's Kalinda survivors in the whiff.
We have to get out.
There's no way.
And you risk.
You got the ISO.
Now, well, you gotta come dressed up one time.
Or they shall whore.
What?
You talking about like that?
Yeah.
26.
I'm crying.
I'm liking my boy.
What?
What?
What's the answer, man?
I want to see this minimum.
What, you didn't minimum this time?
I don't know.
Wait, are we going on one camp or this?
Yeah.
I got a new camp.
Oh, we're going on one camp?
Yeah.
We're going on one camp or this?
This thing is so insolent.
This thing is getting out of stock.
This doesn't look like coke.
We've got to get a new phase.
Yeah.
Okay, we got a new phase, do you feel the flavor?
Can we all agree on that?
Still can't feel it.
Y'all would all want to taste it, you can't.
I'm serious.
Oh God, I don't want to taste you.
Whoa!
What?
No, we...
What flavor would you like to be?
Well, I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, no gay shit.
I feel like we're gonna be relationship-like guys.
And I know...
No, stop.
Let's just stop that shit right now.
We were separated for two days.
We were at rugs. They were in Miami and I missed it.
He gave you the best we could.
He gave you the last four shots.
The last four shots.
I used to get told to separate Robin. Let's see how many there's been.
Exactly.
I'm relaxed.
We need fluids.
But you gave me.
You advised my time on the second.
We didn't have eight minutes left on my time.
Who's getting subs?
I guess he's here with the subs.
He's got a power band.
I see it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think he's going to show me what he's doing.
We just...
Six fires.
Every...
If we get 20, we're going to take care of this.
We're going to kill two of the three.
Not going to have your own life.
You're going to kill him.
You're going to kill him.
How do you know?
How do you know?
He thought that was his gift.
Oh my God.
It's all scuba riding, man.
He's got this.
He's got this.
He's got this.
He's got this.
He's got this.
He's got this.
He's got this.
He's got this.
Oh my God!
Oh my God, what's all that?
I don't need to make a live show.
Nah, I'm telling you to play it, because I thought it was a pez me.
But what if you miss it all the time?
25 gets up in the air in the room.
Okay.
So, what if... Is there a half on the face one right now?
Betsy, do they end it, sir?
Betsy!
Betsy!
Do they end?
I
Got I broke my foot guys. Oh my god
I just needed a clue
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. Yo, thank you
I
I
Didn't give her hug. Oh my god
Oh god. Oh god.
I'm muscle up, bro.
Oh no.
Is that a good or bad?
Yeah.
I'll take your kid's chair. Fuck.
Yo, what just happened? What just happened?
I wanna be with this guy, C.G.
So soon as God will play basketball,
play basketball keyboard.
I'm typing, I'm typing, I'm typing, racing,
typing and I'm racing, typing and I'm racing,
racing for your love, racing for your trust,
for your trust
What is this?
He waived to me
He waived to you?
Are you looking bad girl?
Oh really?
He tried it
Yeah, hold on
Yo this is my part, bitch
Wait, what the f-
Yo!
The people tell me Alfa Valvara Sasasso
I'm a jordan, you're a faggot
You have to get out of here with your grave
He doesn't love me
You're going to ruin me and your house doesn't pay
In the movement I'm the most complete
My faith doesn't move the mountain or the country
Next to me you don't breathe
When you fight like all the others, you lie
I'm the man you love
And when you play, you're the one who loves you
I'm the best, you're the best
To reach 100 million, I just need a gun
My money comes for the move
Oh
That's some scary shit. That's like that's like our Duke Dennis, bro. We can't lose your age. We can't lose your age
But like what does it mean you say he's our Duke Dennis, right, you know, like he's our Duke Dennis
Yeah, I know the explain it. You've got to know
I don't like how you said that
what it's because he's older no how was your age because Duke's the old one right
that's his that's his thing old but he's handsome he looks good he knows how to
duck yeah yeah it's like it's like it's like it's like pokey man for y'all oh the
messiah wait so kind you're so protective you're like my dad is that
Would you like to hear do you want to fuck me William? No, of course you do
Why they making Josh Giddy minor edits, bro, like
Everybody wants to fuck the 15 year old
Oh, Josh Gitti, bro, you need to get right with God, bro.
My brother just another me.
My brother just another me.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
My brother just another me.
Hey!
Let's party up.
Oh, ain't we in uh.
Oh, ain't we out uh.
Got a look.
My brother just another me.
Hey.
Can I show you my talent?
Yes, show me your talent.
And please do not show my ass, bro.
I will literally screenshot your faces.
I'm not showing my ass, bro.
What the fuck?
My butt.
Yo, I just need to know.
Really?
Yes.
I promise, though.
I promise.
Dude.
What?
Nah, I ain't gonna lie.
You got that rich man.
I love you, bro.
Kyojo with the tier one.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Okay.
W. Sunny donated one dollar.
Mira Mira on the wall. Guess who's back.
Yeah, I raise the share of everybody.
Well, I can't think of anybody.
Yes, your floor goes deep.
That does go deep.
Essentially, back in my day.
Back in my day.
E-Rom? Yeah, I've heard about it.
What?!
E-Rom?
I flirt with everyone.
I can't even imagine that!
It's like the same how you flirt with people now.
I used to flirt with people.
Are we the same person?
We're the same person.
I had a roster.
No, I made jokes.
Yo Vinny, we have to match your underwear.
I just want to tell you.
Yeah?
Yeah, look.
I'm gonna show you my underwear.
Why would you do that to me?
Why would you do that to me?
What? Why would you do that to yourself?
Oh my, you gave him a tick time, Greg.
Well...
No.
And he's one of my favorite streamers. I look up to him. What can I do to get him on band?
I'm doing phase auditions.
What's up?
It takes a second, you idiot.
I don't know if he got that.
How are you doing yet?
Are we good?
I'm good, I did that to you.
They can hear, they can hear.
Oh yeah, they can hear.
We got phase auditions today.
to be having people audition to join phase this might be a office or it might be a
lmr house in addition because these are just people from twitch call yeah we
gonna see the talent we can see if we can add anyone
bring in the first contestant
that's just echoed out before
we like to try to sign this first
Jesus Christ oh okay who do you watch the most
Make a love and just leave him.
Hey wait.
I'm gonna send him the blood to your...
You wanna sit down?
No, no, no, I'm just here to say...
I'm just here to say...
I'm just here to say...
Introduce yourself.
Yeah, so...
So my name's Cade, I'm flying to beach on 24, and I'm just here to see you guys,
to be honest.
You don't have any fucking talent.
No!
Get the fuck outta here!
Get the fuck outta here!
Get him!
Get him the fuck out!
Next person!
Next person!
Get the fuck outta here!
Hey, that's a nice signature, bro!
Let's get out of here, let's get out of here!
Nice signature!
Nice signature!
Take him in
Good, it was good.
How's it going?
He's good.
What's up?
What's your name?
Jake, my name's Jake.
I'm 18.
I like to stream.
I also, I help teach kids how to rock climb and stuff.
Yeah.
Wow.
Do you have a salad?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What?
So, wait, wait.
Do you have any salad?
Yes, Lizzie.
You teach kids how to rock climb?
I just use my arms.
How do you start a little bit?
I've been doing it for a few years.
I just started climbing, and I really like it.
Yeah.
What?
What?
Huh?
Wait, you teach him how to rock.
Wait, hold on.
Yeah, like we teach him, like, yeah.
Papa Wheeling.
Yeah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh!
When you do like, you know how phase, like phase was up,
like we were built on trick shotting.
Yeah, yeah.
360's?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Think about the police.
I like it.
We got our head of sales over there.
Jason.
Jason.
One more time. Who do you watch most?
You.
There we go.
Looks like we're pretty
interested here in what you have to say.
We're going to see the rest of the contestants.
We'll spin back on this.
One more thing.
I can't walk,
You know, I can't walk but doesn't mean I still don't got motion, you know
Yeah
Probably saw
I got to marry you.
Jesus, you sent them up.
I got this.
Alright, man.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Oh.
Oh.
Wait, so what happens if we open it?
We got to pick right now.
We haven't even seen the rest of the town.
There's no way.
Wait, what is this?
What are we both going to do?
What are we going to do?
You like him?
Yes.
I mean, he's cool.
Yeah.
Hey, what's going on?
Are we going to get a sale or are we going to get a job?
Like, is he like a nomination?
Like, what's going on?
What's going on?
No, J-M-O, you're a nomination.
No, J-M-O, you don't fucking know.
J-M-O, I need a deck.
Where you at?
J-M-O, no, fuck that.
Stop putting this on my feet.
Just take a bow.
It'd be the nominee to be your pick.
I will put him through it in the next round.
I need to see the rest of the team.
Yeah, let's go.
I can't sit here and say yes,
because I don't know what you're stacked up against.
But right now, you've been the best.
You were way better than that first couple.
Fuck that.
Yeah
Fuck your face wheels
I got a flight to catch
Spilling out
Oh yeah
So uh, yeah
You guys have a great time
I did it
Shout out to J.P. Shaz
You guys man
Alright K-Time
Love
Alright
Oh man
Wait over here to shoot now
I'm just gonna scoot down.
Let's just scoot down.
Yeah, I'm the same staff.
What the fuck?
Oh, hell.
Who this?
This guy looks like he might have done it.
What are you doing?
Hold on. I like that.
There's a little nice book right there.
How you walking in?
What's your name?
How old are you?
My name is Eugene Carter and I'm a streamer.
What are you doing with your hands?
Oh this is how I use my skittles.
You don't have any fucking nothing in your hands.
He just ate them. I just ate them, bro. This is how I use my skittles.
Open the palm of your hand.
Oh, he's a musician.
I just hate to be in that club.
So what's the fucking talent you got?
Wait, this a talent show?
Yes. What do you bring to fame?
I bring excitement. Like I said.
Do something exciting.
No, hold on. Let me tell you. Let me give you an example of what I did. Listen.
5 Star Solo.
Whoa!
Okay, that's the GR sponsor!
What?
That's the GR sponsor.
I'm Big Jerry.
Come on, that's Big Jerry.
Oh!
That's amazing.
That's still my niggado, you know what I'm saying?
That's no big deal.
5 Star, but it's not my fault you tapped.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh!
Hold on.
That's gonna be my single talk.
That's your guitarist.
That's good.
There's no skitters in here.
He's a magician, too.
You want some?
Come on, love.
Yo, you got my vote, brother.
Honestly, you got my vote, man.
Yeah.
No.
Get the fuck out of here.
Why?
You got my vote.
Well.
So am I to deciding back?
Listen to that.
Do you see me go out of, you see me go to war?
I did see, I did see you show up in the phase house,
stand ten toes down.
That's what I do.
You were repping head of men, you repping SLD.
You went at it when you were in the phase house.
you went at it with Max.
This is a tough decision between, you know,
I'm thinking about who was just sitting here, wheels.
Who's up here here in wheelies, 360s, all sorts of shit.
You got more time.
Can you do a backflip?
Here, I'm Congress, here's your turn.
Can you do a backflip?
Nah, I just fucking do something.
Yeah, show us.
Car wheel something, man, handstand.
Can you do like any type of movement, maybe dancing?
Any type of chop.
Get on the ground.
Ah!
Get on the ground.
Come on, get on the ground.
Like that, come on.
You don't move.
Come here.
No, I'm not saying that you'd better see the arm more.
After seeing that, after seeing that,
you gotta get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get out.
That's all you had, Yogi.
You fucking ever come back around here.
He's turned off the security guard.
He's got a call to God.
Yo, I see nothing.
I see nothing.
God, fuck it.
Yeah.
I'm telling you, if you throw him, I sit on him.
Here we go, here we go.
Damn, here's Lacey tonight.
Oh, I can't imagine.
Yo.
Oh, what's good?
Yo, how's it going?
Name, age, what do you do?
My name's Josh, I'm 21 years old.
I'm from L.A. and I am a film student.
Okay.
Who's your favorite streamer?
Favorite streamer out of all of you guys?
Yeah.
2018 early at least yeah, yeah, I love for tonight
What are you going to face? I bring the phase knowledge and
Relateability you see I'm a college student and
What way so you went to college? I'm in college fuck
What fuck man? We all did
I bring the knowledge, the power, can you get up and describe your fate like that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, it is a stable in auto.
So we got the, we got the Nike's,
Cosmo.
Top.
We got the, you know, the nice Taylor pants.
Also Cosmo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You tailing those?
No, no, no, no.
It was tailing.
I also got the Jimmy here merch.
Okay.
The local business t-shirt.
All right.
Wait, do that again, did it?
Oh!
Dude, I got, I got something.
Oh!
Wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
I didn't even know what you were doing.
I'll take the shoes that took Cosmo.
I'm just
Do I know how to dance?
Not really. Okay. I can just get him with us.
Oh
What's your top speed?
What's your top speed?
Yeah
Oh
Oh my fucking god
Oh my fucking god
You got the fucking flash
What's your fucking flash?
As fast as you want baby
Well he's been here with energy and passion.
It's what we should have, baby.
We should have this.
That's what we should have.
We should have it.
I'll vote yes.
Yes.
No, I'm going to look.
You got to make me accept the vote.
Get the no pay.
You know what?
You know what?
You see that?
Hold on.
Don't want to stop.
We should test them.
You got to run suicide while we get the next person.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Up and down the thing.
Next person.
Bring it up.
Next person.
Next person.
Don't stop.
Don't stop.
No.
Suicide.
Open down.
I'm going down.
Stay locked in!
Just stay locked in!
Get out of here!
You keep going until this ends?
You're in pain!
You keep going!
It's this fucking guy!
Why is your shirt...
And cooked now!
Let him cook!
Where you going?
What's up with this?
What is going on?
The Mike's over there.
The Mike's over there, dude.
Damn it.
Why is all your shit fucked up?
Oh, bro, I got fucking wrong.
I was saying, let him cook me, he's fucked up.
And they, like...
They got pissed.
Like, actually, dead eyes.
What do you bring to phase?
He's gassed.
Did I say slow down? Pick it up!
What do you bring to phase?
What do you bring to phase? What's your neighbor's fault?
Vexbolts.
Okay.
Age?
19.
Any talent?
Yeah.
What is it?
Pelatons.
Okay.
What do you do?
Funny.
I said let him cook.
I post every day.
I'm locked in.
I sneak into every door.
Damn.
Get up, soldier.
Get him out of here.
He's crashed out.
No, I just seen him.
The whole moon.
Stay locked in.
No, that's not a point.
Stay locked in.
I think we got to get him.
That's a few scenes, man.
What do we think?
What do we think?
Get him out of here.
Get him out of here.
I'm on the line.
I didn't agree to what Ron said, so it's just a little bit of a no.
I'm sorry guys, I'm taking spots.
You have to be honest with the no for me and the threat on the ground.
You killed him! You killed him!
He fucking fucked up!
You got my vote, nigga!
I said yes!
You got my vote, too!
You got my vote, too! That's great, too!
What the fuck is this?
Who's behind you, Scott?
That's wrong right now!
That's wrong!
That's wrong!
I think majority said yes.
Yes!
Ron, you said yes.
No, he matched it, and I said yes.
Oh, it's 3-3.
No, no, no.
You're inside a vehicle so what is this deciding on?
What is this if I say yes
By push-up fuck on that I can do can't do push-ups, but I can do this
That was the entire American Sign Language alphabet
Come in, come in, come in, come in.
Is that, is that promo?
No, fake, fake, fake.
1099.
Respect, respect.
What I can do is, that means reign of terror.
Wait, what you got on your pants?
What you got on your pants?
Uh, fake.
1099.
That's fine, it's gonna be real good on you.
Wait, what do you mean, end my reign of terror?
You attacking Max?
I'm going.
Wait, shit.
Wait, what?
So, you fox are?
You don't take a bullet from Max.
Stable
He's not you, and an H.
He's got security in the chat.
Security in the hand there.
Why are you guys white speed laughing?
What is this?
No, security, no.
Hold on, let's hear it now!
I walked around with it for 30 minutes to find out I'm a fucking gruffer there.
You don't need that.
We got to hear it now.
They were all box, bro.
No real girls and you were the one helping me you let me down. I trusted everything in you
I gave you my life max and what I get I got nothing I got embarrassment public embarrassment
People laughing at me from trusting you. What color you be rocking? I like the bug Versace. I
Don't know what it is
Get out of here!
We got it here right now!
What do you bring to face, man?
What do you bring to face?
Impeccable...
Reds...
There's nothing I can't do!
Get the fuck out!
Bullshit!
Get the fuck out!
Get the fuck out!
Oh, damn!
Nobody infected him!
Get him to fuck out of here.
Oh God.
Yeah, my bad.
I bet my bank account is a lazy thug.
How are we doing? How are we doing?
So, I'm close to one, two, three, four.
I'm from Canada, and my talent is I got W-Riz.
So, fuck out of here.
I'm not stopping you.
Wait, wait, wait.
Just see this W-Riz on display.
Oh, you're right.
Oh, you're right.
Oh, sir.
Pretend this man right here.
What?
Fuck no.
No, no, no.
You were impoblin.
You see the girl you were trying to, you know, put some pressure on?
What are you leading with?
He raised me out of here.
Okay, okay, okay.
Just let me hear it one more time.
Give us a one-miner.
Give us a one-miner.
Do it on Jason.
No, put your goat to.
Do it on Jason.
No, no, no.
Just right here.
Just ignore him.
Do it on Jason.
Get in on Jason.
Wait, why'd I get the line off?
Cause you're going in 10 minutes
What's your favorite superhero?
What's my favorite superhero?
You got him out of the hole!
I got him out of the hole!
I got him out of the hole!
I got him out of the hole!
I want him out of here!
Can you open the door?
It wasn't in life.
The best we got was wheels.
All he did was 360s.
We don't claim him.
Hey, excuse me, are you from Tennessee?
I think it's our new time of the year.
You finished a lie.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, my god.
Hold on, we got a new one.
A new one?
Oh, that's different.
So, you know what, hang on.
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
Trying to switch it up?
Turn on Bella.
How's the competition been so far?
Talk about that.
Time, age, and talent.
OK, my name is YBD the Don.
I'm 20, and my talent would be rapping.
My name is Saunty.
I'm 21, and my talent would also
be rapping. And we're just going to do acapella. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, wait. What? And
I really want some. What? What? If you look when she's really on my car car and I really
What's up drink?
That's what I'm saying though. I heard it because I've been there
Okay
Okay
Go on.
Are you going to be a-
Am I sanctioned?
Go on.
Toy.
You're NMS.
Oh, but I want to be SOG, Toy.
Come on.
No, no, no, no, no.
Light has got to come from you.
Jason.
Jason, this is your people.
Come on.
Jason, the green light just said.
Give them the green light and say what?
What's your ethnicity?
What?
Amnesty?
Um, no, I don't know what you mean.
Jason, Nick is, is SOG Nick.
Wait, can we have Nick see the end of the line?
Yeah, I don't know where we're going.
I don't know where we're going.
Oh, look, look, look.
And I gave her my heart to this dirt and this dirt
and I thought it was gonna hurt, but I'm feeling a burn.
She wouldn't change on start, but I can't bear to be a part.
And I think I was a dirt, but she always gonna be first.
And I think I need some drain.
Drain.
But this is what made me insane.
Put her hand, her heart, put the phones down.
Let me see some real oncapella freestyle.
Let me hear some.
Oh, fuck.
I like that.
Yeah, I like that.
Say something about all of this right now.
I want the top go back to like back to back like that.
Yeah, yeah, let's do some fuck.
OK, I like this.
Oh, fuck.
I gotta do it.
I just read the whole version to do it.
I mean, y'all can fucking do it, right?
You're probably better at it.
Well, no, no, no, no.
I should have signed.
All right, let's go, all right, let's go.
Hey, Max, you're like C.M.B., Ronas Jewish,
Shalom Arke, Lacey Baderse, like the Michelin Man,
Michelin A., Haas, Yugi, Jason, SLG.
Can we get the ball from his home, uh, can we?
Yeah.
That's a wrap, Mr. J.
Oh
My name is QDCNR, I'm, I think, I'm really excited to be here today and I think I've got W Hunger and positive aura and I'm facing the fuck up all the time.
Yeah, I like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold on.
What do you guys think?
I got a question.
Uh-huh?
It's a deciding factor.
We're going to go straight to it.
Well, okay.
Who's winning Orga the Year?
Orga the Year.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Who's winning Orga the Year?
Um, I had to choose, uh, maybe a B face.
Who else would it be?
Like, A and P is kind of popping off.
Like, they're always doing that.
So what do you say with the addition of a female that maybe...
What'd you do?
A and P doesn't have a female, I've noticed, or a 30-year-old.
Yeah.
Well, we got two of those, so...
Okay, alright, okay.
We got more.
You've got about 30.
Guys, we gotta think about this here, logistically.
This could be a great move.
This could be a great move.
Yeah.
Could be a great idea.
So now, what if we recruit her and we don't get over to you?
Oh, then we've got to stop these cameras.
Then we kick her, probably.
Yeah.
What?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
At the streamer Olympics, she was reppin' phase.
We'll see.
Yeah, this is not the first time I've based that song, too.
It's not the first time.
It's not just, like, oh, some fluke where she wants
to just, like, jump it.
She was at the streamer Olympics,
reppin' phase, winnin' challenge.
Yeah, I've seen multiple clips of her reppin' phase,
Yeah
Yeah
Boxer is in aura and aura and you're mad and I'm never a DTM
It's a yes for me
Yes, so I don't want to
Thank you
What the fuck?
I thought we were going to get president of the year, but you fed ratify in the last
week.
Why is he looking like that?
Princess fucking problems, bro.
He did get debating.
Holy fucking shit.
HW.
That is so bad, bro.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I thought we were gonna get him.
We were gonna get him.
He had to fucking do it.
Are you fed ratifying the last week?
Why is he looking like that?
He's good.
Ratifying looks like he's dying or something.
You can tell me you can't get me my gift of honey
because you can't pay for it.
You can tell me you can't get paid.
Who the fuck is this thing?
What the fuck?
What the fuck on a trio is this?
It's a different type of trio who's the leader who's a group leader
What do you think about that this is like
I'll get you a phone.
What the fuck is this?
It's my security.
So what is this?
You hear him out, bruh.
Stop talking over him.
What's your name?
My name's Schleist.
What do you need security for?
I'm a big step-up.
You got people looking for you?
Who's your favorite streamer at this table?
You going to say it, bruh?
Soap here, Max.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Hold that shit up!
Hold that shit up!
Oh fuck you, I like this kid!
I like this kid!
He's got something!
There's big SOG right here!
So, where did you grow up that you need, like, you should be out of your stuff?
What are you like?
I grew up in the slums.
What part, where? Like, city?
Brooklyn.
Both parents?
No, my sister.
Okay, guess 30 for SOG.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Who is your favorite artist?
Rapper.
Rapper.
Shhh.
Three.
Give me one.
Cardi or Ken Carson.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Okay, what's your favorite Cardi zone?
What's your favorite Cardi zone?
Five zone.
Hold on.
Either SS or overseas.
Oh.
No, no.
Favorite Cardi zone.
Not Ken Carson.
Okay, new release.
Which is?
See it.
Just one of them.
You know the lyric?
Out of any of them.
I've only listened to it like twice.
Okay, man.
So how's your favorite?
That's your favorite.
That's your favorite.
What's your call?
What's your call?
Script of hell.
Okay.
Why do you have this,
and they ask like you're a servant?
What the fuck?
I think both your security?
Yeah.
Oh, so why did you make him do push-ups?
I guess.
Is he a silo shooter?
Oh, okay.
Well, we check his bags.
What do you bring to phase?
Um, I bring more security guards, you know,
bring good content, good energy.
Okay.
How are you?
I'm dirty.
Huh.
Okay, I mean do we take a bow here?
I mean is there anything you can show us?
Can you give me a...
Can you really bring security, that's all you...
I mean but it is, he's got a little bit of a presence to it.
He does, he walks in the spot, you're right.
What type of presence?
I don't fucking know, I can't quite put my finger on it.
And he says something about getting us dirty.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I get dirty.
Can you get us dirty just like Silky-san?
Yeah.
So give best of your phone.
Don't get us dirty with him.
So we can dance.
So we can dance.
Yeah.
Um, um,
he said what?
I don't even know the name of it.
Can I hear that laughing, my god?
Yeah, but what if it's a long one?
Hang on, no!
All right.
Uh, Mila, if you know you know, that's the song.
If you know you know.
All right, this is your bottom test here.
We're gonna play a song.
It's gonna really come down to you
He said you and Max are his favorite, I think it's only right
Why the fuck hasn't he moved at all?
Silent shooter, don't worry about it.
Are y'all like a package dealer?
We'd be giving hands.
Could you see how his body was the tortor while he was getting started?
I thought, fuck with that.
What do we think, y'all?
Let's take a bow like that.
Wait, so if you bring security, so you tell me if we all said no right now,
those two security guards would outdo ours?
You can't force yourself to stay here.
If we get this far, sorry, we will sue you.
There is a slim chance that if we say no, he airs this whole bitch out.
That's a good point.
You know what I'm saying?
Police, you got something to do about it.
I'm not going to take that risk.
Put it on my back.
So I say yes.
I say yes for now.
Hell no.
I want to see something.
Oh fuck.
I have a lot of Maristika.
I'm going to say no.
I'm going to sleep.
Together we are five star ass group.
Let's do this.
Let's take this boat, bro.
I'm gonna go ahead and give him a yes.
Two to two.
Say, fucking no.
I wanna see the security, I wanna see the security.
Bro.
That won't do nothing yet, just wait, sir.
I'm gonna go.
So, you bro.
He's hitting towards.
Well, we all said no, so now what?
Y'all gotta go.
Security.
Security.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Security, on the back.
Okay.
The region.
All my fucking god.
Now, your security's tough.
I think I just saw the office seat inside the backpack.
Oh my fucking God.
He's not fucking talking.
Nah, if I start talking.
Come play with him.
That's a lazy thug.
I'm talking to him.
I'm talking to him.
How that kid did that?
What's going on?
He was in my brother's house.
Yo Flex.
Don't know what?
Chat 5 was chatting.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
I don't know.
Someone's talking to you.
That's a lazy thug right there.
That's all I'm thinking about.
No, that's all I'm thinking about.
What the fuck is in your pants?
What the fuck?
That's all I'm thinking about.
Yo, what's in your pants?
Oh, it's in my pants.
How did this get here?
Okay.
You got some face, hydration, IQ.
Only thing I need is some water.
Anybody got water?
Okay
My name Wesley from the Bay Area 22
I want
Face cool, but I'm really gonna fuck my name is Sylvie
This is so G auditions or phase auditions
I mean, yeah, I think you got it fucked up
I mean, I'm a jackal trades I know that he's 30 for all
Dead, dead, dead, are you dead?
Oh, make sure you stop.
Ah, ah, ah.
Wow, these are all the maces.
Money comes to play, but no, if you want to pack in like dream
babies, it's just heck of a job for you to get it.
What does it mean?
Because she acted in a pool.
Oh, you only might be able to walk with you.
Hit it once, but I'll hit it twice.
OK.
No, it's cold.
I can't even lie that she was cold.
Oh, you're a dog.
Appreciate that.
I appreciate that.
Now I did the outside some morning, you know what I'm saying?
What's your address, come on.
Hey, what's your order for school?
TQ, you know what I'm saying?
Talk to me if you want.
I mean, he's gonna vote.
No, I'm gonna vote for you.
Amazing.
You're a drive, drive school.
You're a drive school?
Yeah, why not?
I mean, that's not down here.
Why not a drive school?
No, that's not down here.
Oh.
Oh, God.
I see you, baby.
Yo, God.
I see you.
Come on.
He don't, it's on you.
Oh.
I mean, he tried, though.
He's going, he's going to square it on you, bro.
Pause.
So he's S.A.U.
But he's also a C.M.B.
He's C.M.B.?
That's what I'm gathering.
Yeah.
I said, I don't know.
And Jason doesn't know that you're his cousin's racist.
Oh, well, come on.
Come on.
They're all racists.
This is only one racist.
I mean, instead of he accepting me, not even trying out.
Oh, yeah.
He's not even trying out for faith.
Jackie, what?
I'm Jackie.
What are you doing?
So what now thank you both fuck no because you don't want to join phase
You just want to join
He got the CMB he got the CMB town
Josh Cooper yo you do it
Loan it or what
Ah yeah
That's all they don't want to touch the box
You see all my dick and sit his town with dick
That's you Josh Cooper
Go ahead
I'll never do you tell me what
get out. Hold on wait, what's that hat Ron? That's my familiar on the hat. Oh yeah, he tried things.
Okay, what do you think? None of y'all say it this table. Come on Ron, come on buddy. This marble right here. I like this. Who do you think you age, huh?
Alright well. Then we just start emoting. It's voting time. Alright Max. Oh fuck no, nigga. He just want to be SLG, nigga, fuck no.
next unfortunately I would say yes but I think we already got enough dick
riders in the boot I'm gonna say no. What a big dick rider, what do you think?
Cool. St. Ains. Oh St. Ains. Speak your mind. I think Max and Sookie
I think they dick ride each other. Oh wow. Oh wait, like on somebody's
yeah I don't know I watched them like play with each other like Sookie's play
Well Max's dreads off camera some crazy
No
Yeah, so pretty simple fact that this is a phase tryout not SLG fucking dick riding contest
I'm gonna have to say no, but you wouldn't want that
Man, you was getting started.
They just some hate on what was called.
It was cold.
It's out of hate, man.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate the talk, you know what I'm saying?
Shout out to our boys.
They're really doing y'all shit.
They want to say, but y'all are really
taking over this human shit.
Ben took over.
Thank you, y'all shit.
We appreciate that.
Appreciate that, boys.
Thank you, bro.
For real.
Good to meet you.
It's true.
I was the couch.
I'm a rockstar.
Yeah.
What a nice.
Oh, damn.
Now, he would have hit like Christ.
I'm gonna be a cop in the fucker room.
That was real shit.
What are you gonna say?
He's a real man.
I'm gonna be the same.
There's not a lot of things.
Yo.
What's up?
How's it going?
Hi, Lisa.
Thank you.
Let me pick your brain yesterday.
My name's Ace.
I'm 28 years old from Alaska.
I'm here to flex you up.
Make an anchor myself, man.
I may go out to the wind last year.
I don't know if you remember it.
Pick your brain for like 10 minutes.
Okay.
Here we go.
Pick it with your brain.
I appreciate that.
Hold it a little bit.
I'm just quick and hot.
I appreciate that.
A.C.E.
A.C.E. and you're from where?
Alaska.
Alaska?
Home.
Oh, she's coming back home.
Hold her back to shut up.
North.
Yeah, A.C.E. North.
Up north.
Wait, so what can you do?
Like, what do you bring to phase?
Like, you got talent?
Good question, dude.
I skate.
I grind, and I'm a streamer.
So I do a lot of cod.
Multimeditor.
I do just about everything.
You know, I've been doing this fucking nine years.
I grind.
Like, this is my everything.
Work my ass off.
But when I get home, this is all I think about.
This is all I do.
And I'm a firm believer that when doors open,
you gotta fucking enter.
And if they don't open, you kick that shit down
and just fucking go for it.
So what do you think you add to the group
that we don't already all bring to it?
Some of you need it.
So that's a really hard question.
And I'm gonna say I bring the positivity,
I bring the vibes, high energy.
I know a few people in here.
And what I see you guys doing
and changing up the space like I talked about yesterday
is fucking insane.
You guys are crushing it.
And I feel like if you guys give me the chance,
I could just light another spark.
Build the fire up, essentially.
I mean, I feel like we already got like some solid photographers, you know, Betsy pretty
100% as I'm just saying our people
100%
So we got to figure out where you could replace Drew, I mean, fuck Drew, fuck Drew, fuck Drew
What do you bring to the table?
Get to the mic first
Drew why are you better than him?
Drew I did shit, you eat fruit while you're working
He should smell that a little bit
You dry eat, yeah he does eat on the job all the time
Y'all should boss for a lacy spot
What? You got gloves?
Oh shit
All of it all of it
Get the fuck off the camera
No one will see you get off the camera
I'm gonna have to say I really appreciate the grind the hunger but it's not anything in particular to me that sticks out that really makes you
different that I feel like you would add to these groups I have to say no unfortunately.
I'm gonna pick you back on him what he's a
See like a nice guy
Personally think to our group right here
There's not much you could add you know, I really don't think anyone could bring
something else to this group but I do think that you know you could be a
contender spot for you know behind the scenes job but in our specific group I'm
gonna have to go with no the only way I say yes if you replace true I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie I barely tell like I barely know Drew but I double that though
Just because they hate us.
What is truth, man, but truth?
I'm not fucking kidding.
Fuckin' truth!
Replace that nigga too!
Fact!
What the fuck?
What's your name?
What do you do?
Boosie, 34.
Goddamn.
Damn. Jesus fucking Christ.
That is pretty.
How old are you?
21.
21.
Your walls haven't even dropped yet. Trust me, there's a lot to get to in life. The light gets run into 30s. I promise you that.
I do this like I do this I stream
What do you bring the face?
Me
It's not what like it's not what I need from phase. It's like what can face get out of me and it's me
Nobody can solo stream better than me. I do this like actually consistently. Yeah, they do it two days a week
I do it seven. Yeah
I come to the royal community, I come to work,
you don't have to ask me to work.
You don't have to ask me to promote the brand
because I am the brand.
You know?
So it's like, I'm here to help.
Where can I help?
So let me ask y'all before y'all ask me,
what do you do with this?
What do you bring to pay?
What do y'all need?
Not here.
Ah.
That's a good answer.
That's a good answer.
What do you get?
What do you get?
What do you get?
What do you get?
What do you get?
I mean, we all do our thing, but...
Who doesn't consistently like, who's our...
I said, I said, I said, we all do our thing.
Yeah, and go long, you all come.
Yeah.
All the time, every day.
I mean, I say maybe Ron the most.
Ron the most, I don't know.
Ron the most, yeah, okay.
I'm running, son.
What do you usually do?
I just walk around Best Buy.
Well, my...
Maybe Ron the most.
Anyhow, I'm gonna pull out.
I'm gonna pull out.
I don't wanna get in here jokingly.
I'm gonna break that wall real quick and say,
I spoke with all y'all. Yeah, I've been in the game since 2011. Yeah
Y'all
If y'all would consider it, yeah
I would fucking help that shit out of what you guys do to help elevate you your brand
It's not like trying to be the brand come to work on time. I like this one bring energy
And that's it. I got a couple questions. Yes. I'm gonna just keep it a buck go
Got
Why is the fun of your shit
I don't know
your motherfucking ass.
The agent was sitting there like, oh, really, you did it?
I'm like, you did it, dumbass!
What's up, Bobbie? How you doing?
Wait, so they see me.
Oh, you never get a test?
No, I just have to shave every morning.
Let me ask you.
Let me ask you.
Hold on, me and Ron got a question for you.
Wait, what question?
Who got the shaver brandy yellow thing out of your ass?
Mascot?
Mascot?
Like, whatever.
Mascot, everything.
Well, that's the agent.
And who got Gillette and shit?
Dr. Disrespect.
Yeah.
No, I don't know.
Oh, he said who?
Dr. Disrespect.
He said they.
No, I don't know.
Who got out of y'all?
I don't know.
I've changed every single day on stream.
Brand deal right there.
Boom.
G7 Gillette Shakers, G7 G Fuel.
Come on.
Can you ask what's the question?
The shot clock.
What's your question?
It's about the shot clock.
It's about the shot clock.
What does that mean?
If I put you in that clutch situation,
are you going to do it?
Look, I'm gonna talk to all y'all.
If there's 0.4 seconds left on the clock
to game seven of the NCAA final.
All right, all right.
Your team is down by two, a three wins it.
The coach looks at you and says,
Blackboard, Ronaldo, Lacey.
Jason.
Jason.
That's crazy.
I apologize for that.
Are you sure you're kidding me?
Silky, a dad.
Oh, hell no.
I apologize for that.
Actually, look, I swear to God on my stream,
you can see that I can meet the girl,
ask her what her name is, turn around this way,
look back at her.
What was your name?
I swear to God on my life.
What's my name?
Jason, I apologize for that.
All right, I wasn't trying to lie to you.
I fucked up with this now.
But, the ball is coming to you.
What are you doing in that moment?
Are you tripping on your shoelaces?
No.
Are you letting your entire face on me down or are you making the shot?
I'm making the shot.
Always, always, all situations.
G7 shit.
Always.
Is there a reason you choose to walk around in the mellows?
I like color.
I like color.
I like everything.
They're good guys, boss.
I need to offset something.
I fuck with it.
Take a vote. Take a vote.
I like y'all.
It's a yes for me. Y'all voting right now.
It's a yes for me.
I'm gonna say you wanna dance with me.
Get on my vote.
You got my vote. Think about this here.
This is the one that goes.
I have a good one.
I think he's a lot of it.
Be honest. You said you're what, 30 something?
I'm 34.
Jesus fucking.
You know, a lot of phases, a lot of body transformations.
I gotta let y'all meet somebody else too, just before y'all like I don't want y'all to meet me, but you know what, you're not gonna meet him.
I feel like we're gonna, no, no, no, no, y'all should vote, y'all should vote.
Wait, wait, you got two personalities? Huh? You got two personalities?
Sometimes. Okay.
Is there anything that you want to say or let us know before we make our decision?
Let me actually think about this. I live in San Diego, I'm 34, I'm trying to rebuild my career.
I've succeeded many times. I've always got to the top my problem is I've never been consistent
I'm always I always like something happened July 15th happened or happen on July 15
my best somebody called in a bunker
And it's like the whole thing but it was a big
Shit happen like last year
I went on a two to one fire all alone.
Yeah.
You got it, yeah.
You got to say thanks, here.
It's out of my league.
Good.
I don't think it is my league.
Hey, look at this one.
I don't know it.
I fuck with it.
I like the shirt.
I like the shirt.
For 34?
For 34?
The American Army said no.
Like the American Army or two.
What?
What?
Is it on?
Is it on?
You got a vacuum?
You got a leak?
What?
What's going on here?
What the fuck's going on?
They got a house and they're doing it.
It's such a bad thing.
There's too much shit happening.
How do you tell me that?
I thought they cleared it.
You don't fool that.
They clicked the wrong button
when they sent the beautiful fucking button.
I swear.
You know how small the way they got that went.
What do you mean?
Do we have a bad game?
Do you know how to do a back flip?
I can't.
Nigger.
Nigger, there's a fire.
Look, look.
I'm gonna go back on it.
Are we just gonna sit here and look at the back of it?
Yeah.
Thank you.
All right, so, get down, boy.
Yeah, we gotta do something.
Hey, boy.
Who are you?
That's not what it is.
Wait, do we actually have to go?
No.
Yes or no?
No.
No, she shut up.
There has been a fire in which a secret door didn't open.
All right, and that's why I'm with you.
They say it worked good, Jack.
Wait for this.
We're good.
We're not going to do anything.
We're not about to talk talk over this is fun. Thank y'all
I hate to the God y'all don't have to believe this whatever I say what I say. I
Accidentally wore this today swear to God
And I come here the first person goes all you better audition for days
I don't know how I happen. I was like oh shit and instantly booked it. So
I feel like since I'm the most familiar with you and your game I'm gonna vote last I'm gonna send it down to max and max start
I feel like since me personally I'm the newest person joining it doesn't make sense for me to give my critique first
So I'ma pass it to, I'ma pass it around.
You know, as a, as a Foozie Tube watcher, when I was younger and even so to this day,
I'ma have to say, yes, I think you bring that energy and I like that.
I like that.
The weight loss?
I've seen it.
It's coming too.
You need to put them on that plane.
You're the same thing I've been waiting for.
We need to put them on that plane.
You need to put denture on this fucking plane.
I got ya.
I'm so fucking fat.
Osepic free, I got ya.
You heard him?
Osepic free, you're out.
Osepic free, I got all ya.
You got the plug?
Osepic free, I got all ya.
You got the plug?
I'll train y'all every day.
He said, it was that big for you, it's not your fault.
I'll train y'all every day.
I'll get y'all diets right.
You do look fit.
Not even, not yet.
No, he's never.
Have you seen it?
What?
Pause.
Hey, nigga, no.
All right, so we got a yes from Ron.
I'm going to be honest.
You know, I wasn't a big YouTube watcher back in the day,
but I did, you know, start watching you back
when you were on your IRL run.
And then you did do your thing for a few months.
You know, you went away and now you're back.
But I do think you bring energy, great content,
and I'm gonna have to go with yes.
I appreciate it.
Can I eat this?
Probably fucking not.
Yo, next.
Okay.
Yes, I'm also a watcher.
I've seen the elevator planks.
You've been doing this for a long time.
You bring the energy,
and you did apologize to me two times.
I was leaning towards no, since you did that.
But you did apologize two times, and I appreciate that.
So, say yes for me.
three I already gave you my boy already said yes cuz um I used to watch like a
couple like kick streams especially like there was sometimes you'd be in a
hotel just crashing out wait wait wait I should say it's a like that um and
you'll you'll really like I see the CMB yeah I see the CMB too you just do it no
no I was dribbling because G7 goes dribbling
Oh, God, I'm not happy with that.
He moved it.
Now, my arm.
God, fucking damn it.
Thank you, sir, for your good work, ladies.
Thank you, sir, for your cooperation.
Oh, dear.
That?
Oh, God, thank you.
Fucker!
Appreciate that, brother.
Thank you, bro.
I'm saying no, just because I might forget something.
Lacey, you and Lacey are doing something next week.
We are.
Oh, I said, oh, you love it.
Oh, we said that right before Morgan needs to answer answers.
I hit up Lacey.
The first of all, I went to Banks,
especially, can I ask for, like, collaboration?
He said, of course, we're going to have lessons.
You've always been my brother.
So I hit up Lacey, and I said,
can I put you on my dating show?
You're supposed to see him in.
Take you on a date.
Like, how do you plan for him?
Exactly.
Send him a list of girls yesterday.
Pick who you want to go on a date with.
I'm going to enter.
I'm going to enter.
I'm going to enter.
I like that.
I'm going to enter.
Next week, I'm going to a pussy venture.
Tyson, all your.
I got an idea.
That's all I got.
I got to leave.
Personally, everyone's saying yes to I'm
going to be the one nigga who doesn't say yes.
I'm going to say no.
You know, it's nothing against you, you feel me?
I fuck with you.
You got the face clean.
You rap as you feel me?
You got the medals on.
The medals don't keep pissing me off.
I hate when people wear basketball shoes around,
like when it's not a court.
That's what got me mad.
Let's do cool as fuck, you bring good energy,
and I like the pink handbag, pink,
one of my favorite colors, so yeah.
I'm going no-toe.
I'm going no-toe.
I'm going no-toe.
So I'll finish it off.
I mean, we got four yeses, one no,
so it really doesn't matter where I'm at.
But, based off of what I know about you
and your career on the internet,
you're a legend, you know,
you had your run on YouTube,
you came back, you went away for a while,
you did your thing on streaming.
You've proven, you know, time and time again,
Again, you can come back onto this scene in the social media world and do your ding and create content and good content, make people laugh, entertain people.
God damn, man.
I mean, he's a legend.
That's love.
He's a legend, for sure.
And I grew up, I was watching your content when I was in high school, so it's cool to see you here today, repping phase.
definitely do seem very CMB, you know, when Silkie was talking about crashing out in the hotel rooms,
I do remember seeing some of that. It was good, so I think that's good content. I think that's
good content. And I'm trying to just think if it plugs in right with us. I mean, I'm not going to
know, it doesn't matter. He, Nick, he won't. Yeah. Four people say yes. But I want to hear it.
I want to hear it! I want to hear it! I would just say because if we're doing this right now it's like a yes you know.
I need some more time for it to be a yes. You know to see if you, I haven't seen you around any of the guys.
Like I can't just be like yes like we gotta feel it out you know what I'm saying.
But respectfully you know I'm already knowing how you move on social media and how you can create content and what you're doing and what you're capable of.
So that's why it's like, it's not like a hard no,
but it's like I need to see some more.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
That's what I'm back with it.
Who would be?
Hold on.
What does that mean?
That's a yes.
That's a yes?
Yeah, it's four out of six.
Yeah, four.
He got four yeses to no.
He got four yeses to no?
That's a yes?
That's a yes.
You swear to God.
That's a yes.
As long as you got to talk to the police.
That's a yes.
Hold on, what is that?
Oh, shit.
What is that?
Oh, shit.
What's going on over here?
What's-
How the fuck is yet?
Yup, it's a yes.
It's a G7 shit!
Like, action, face, face,
action, face, fucking,
fucking, fuck!
No, it's just like, like, these princes are like-
You gotta talk to the boss.
No, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,
you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,
you gotta, you gotta, make sure you're buried.
Oh, shit, that is so fucking-
God, fuck again!
Attention, please,
the most fucking city
is in the building!
Yeah...
That's the life!
I just got word that a couple months ago you was calling things you bothers
I'm coming on to kick and I start my first dream and the first thing I do is I had
a jump I thought I was gonna have like 2,000 41,000 viewers so I said 41,000
other fucking viewers no view box because everybody in this game fucking
You bought in I'm coming on to kick. I have a lot of feelings. I
Know a lot of shit
Wait a minute you didn't call any name out
Yeah
Let me see it, let me see it, let me see it.
Fuck you, stay for a while, though.
Fuck you, Lacey.
Like, only a little.
What the fuck, though?
Jason, we need whatever the fuck you need.
Wait, y'all didn't listen to the whole thing.
Wait, wait, wait!
You missed it!
Hold on, I'm gonna play it one more time, but let it play out.
Fuck you, stay for a while, though.
Fuck you, Lacey.
Like, only a little.
Fuck you, Jason, we need you with the...
I'm gonna say one thing.
Look, let me just say one thing.
Get the fuck out!
No, I didn't.
Can I say one thing?
One thing.
Can I say one thing?
I get it.
What is that?
Can I say one thing?
Yellow dude with fire hands up.
I wanna say it's the man.
Can I say one thing?
One thing.
One thing.
That's one thing.
Look, I get it.
I wanna say one thing.
I will.
And I'm not trying to excuse it.
I get it.
It's a no.
I was drunk as motherfucking shit that night.
So you know what this is?
A lesson from God.
You do what you're not supposed to do, which I don't.
Because every time I drank, I got knocked out by Bryce Hall.
I went to rehab.
Every time I drank, like something bad happened.
I drank, I take a lesson, I fucked up.
I get it.
I love y'all.
Appreciate it.
Love you, Fuzzi.
Love you, Fuzzi.
You love me, Fuzzi.
Love, man.
Love, love.
Wow.
And we had the receipts, right?
What the fuck you for?
Why you say fuck me?
Yeah, why do you say fuck me for?
Today he just beat me up.
I apologize.
Todd tack.
He said he didn't.
Todd tacky.
And then Todd tacky and young Jack.
Todd tack.
Right now Todd tack.
Oh, fuck no.
Yo, now we're all at a toss.
How did he get that joke so bad?
They sent it in my chat.
Y'all succented.
That took a subcash.
All right, we got a source of people.
Hell no, get him out.
Fuck no, don't even let him get in.
What in the hell is that creature?
Holy fuck, are you from planet Earth?
Oh, fuck is that?
Get a side profile, side profile.
You can see my side profile, man.
You cannot wear any type of headwear. Yes, I know how to do I go he has a hat, but
Just take it off real quick. Wow. He doesn't want it enough
Alright
This is why it's just a hair cut be careful
This trial and have a shot of phase you need to have no head gear on that was the
Every single day
Matches
Thank you guys though so hey hold on what was your time come here?
You pissed me to fuck off
Ask her fucking
I'm sure this is how it's all big five stars. I like my big how much you want to bet this thing like a guy
Y'all
What community of ours you're a school Lacey. How you doing my way? What is that? I said, what's good Lacey? How you doing?
So look I want to spit for y'all I'm not gonna lie, but is any way you can throw on a beat or some shit
Okay, hold on. Can we slow down first? What's your name? Okay? Okay? Let's do it
These are one-to-ones by Eunice. They were made out in Thailand bro put together like a bunch of fucking pants
Who's your favorite streamrackers David?
I'm not gonna lie, bro. I fuck with him. You know why because he's coming up his energy
Lacey what you mean okay, what's this community call? I don't know
I'm in the community. I can't lie to you
I don't know I don't I'm not here talking about I'm in y'all community
I'm saying why do you want to do a phase if you know nothing about face?
I'll be honest, right? I came to this country by myself when I was 16, right?
I'm trying to do my own shit. I see all the y'all are young doing your own shit
I'm trying to he's not young. I'm trying to get close to that. You know what I mean?
I don't see you're 28 years old. What?
Wait, what year are you born?
I'm not gonna lie, we gotta get this thing in the fuck out of breath.
I don't wanna hear him rap.
Yeah, let's hear him rap.
Let's hear it.
Let's hear it.
What type of beat do you want?
It don't matter, bro.
And I'm awful little.
You feel me?
So, perspective.
He didn't even know what you're doing.
He put on a Nets vent type beat, Betsy.
Yeah, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't put on those gloves.
Put on whatever.
Don't put on some juice.
I'm just a little...
Betsy, put a freestyle beat on it.
Put on a low pump type beat.
There you go.
There you go.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
What on a blue-sizedy type B?
Love pump, bro. You're gonna be...
It's clown ass.
And I'm sitting and I'm right with the gang and they with me and it's double cake all of my chest
I'm all in a motherfucking gang and I'm ripping you know, baby, you know
How to do it? I'm gonna shit and I'm doing it. I'm fried. I don't give fuck how to do it, bitch
I just get all that back and I'm losing my mind. God damn it. I'm just taking my time
I'm on that line for like two hours. I don't get fucking something
Letting me fire him off because I'm sure gonna have two showers. Tell these bitches I'm from prowl
Yeah, you notice that Florida, they fucking got HAA order him, but all of these bitches want more of him
I told him all that you're doing some juicy shit. I already knew it, but you call me back. So what's up?
You want to run?
Appreciate a real beat. I would appreciate a real beat
What's a real beat to you?
What's the real beat buddy it don't matter to me
I clearly do because you just clown the little puppy you think it's a ruby what's the real
beat what I'm just asking you know that's not a real beat what what is a real beat to you
what what I know Brody like I know y'all like juice road I know he got
You want to climb my opportunity it's cool, but I'm gonna try to get my shot regardless
Now he don't bad time with me.
Do I look like a boyfriend?
I mean, yeah.
Oh, I do.
Yeah.
OK, so then you run.
Now he don't bad time with me.
I don't know.
He brought a break back on me.
Nah, I just say, I don't know.
I'm on bad timing, bro.
I'm supposed to let somebody try me?
I'm not saying.
I'm not saying.
I wouldn't have looked that bad.
That's what I'm not saying.
I'm not saying.
I'm not going to hop over to the table.
He's talking to me.
Oh, oh, oh, what?
I'm not trying nobody, bro.
I'm defending me.
That's not the difference.
like me person I'm gonna hop over the team like that's just a
necessary he's not expecting everything. That's it.
Now play the beat back.
Give him a shot. Give him a shot of real beat.
It don't matter, bro. It don't matter. Do your thing, bro.
I've been trying to do my thing. They want to tell me they
want to talk that shit. I tell that bitch.
You want us to do something?
That's hard but you don't got to touch me.
Okay?
Okay then.
Oh no!
No!
What?
That's a lacy dog for you.
Look at this.
That's a lacy dog.
That's a lacy dog for you boys.
That's a lacy dog for you boys.
That's a lacy dog for you boys.
That's a lacy dog for you boys.
We got real shooters.
We got real shooters.
I'm talking a lot of words all over the place.
That's a Lacey. That's a Lacey.
Oh, shit. I met these days.
Oh, he's a Jason before.
That was good.
All right. I'm going to be Ron Snowdouble.
I'm Jason Snowdouble.
I'm Lacey.
That's all I want.
I'm going to fuck you up.
I broke a rock.
How the fuck are you Lacey?
Lacey, uh, Lacey, I'm not a lot of Max.
Okay.
You take that.
I appreciate that.
Yo!
Can you turn on, um...
I put on the Netspan.
Okay.
Can you turn on Netspan?
We not like you?
I want you to get on this table and perform it.
Oh, shit!
Get on this table and perform it.
Get on this side.
I'll perform.
We not like you.
Nothing like you.
And, uh...
Nah, it's only one song.
Get the hopper, come on.
Hold on.
Watch out, Steph. Watch out, Steph.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
No!
Hey, that's a watcher!
Hey, that's a watcher!
Hey, that's a watcher!
Hey, that's a watcher!
Watcher, watcher!
You want one or you want three?
You want one?
Lacey?
Lacey.
You gotta be.
Yeah.
Uh,
not your technique.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
she's a person.
Oh, Mark, because I know you're a person.
Oh, she's not going to be here.
I like it's too late.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not remote.
OK.
Remote.
Remote.
Remote.
What's that?
What's that?
What?
What's this word?
Oh!
Here, to be honest, we can't make it a fight to the death.
Right?
Tell me.
Oh, that overplayed.
I think you guys should hear the start-up.
That's all we're gonna say.
Come on, let's do this.
Come on, then.
Come on.
Come on.
My name's Derek Dolvis. I'm from Chippewa, Massachusetts.
So my start of the original idea is to have an automated stream team.
So basically, you know, like Coke would pay me.
You know, they have their logo seen a million times
and I would run it in thousands of streams
until it's seen that number of times.
So this would mainly be for, like,
creators that are not big enough to get sponsors on their own.
but they still can make a lot of money.
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
Yo, he might be on the list.
He might be on the list.
Yo, yo.
Yo.
Let him come.
Let him come.
Let him come.
So he might be cooking.
Gangster, put streams on the list to get more views.
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you.
You ought to put more streams on a website to get more views.
No, no, no, no, no.
What are you talking about?
What is he talking about?
No, no, listen.
I'm building.
I know a body system that looks like this.
I know you can only use extension.
You download it, you turn on ads.
I can put ads on your stream.
I can also do other things like live video.
So you can have like five of your viewers go live
within your live stream using my extension.
That's something that we can do as well.
In meeting a website or something.
In betting, correct?
Well, you can download it from my website.
He wants to embed the viewers.
I'm talking to him in line is basically let's say you're a smaller
She relate my sister
The winner of the phase whatever you get this contract sign the winner is
Yeah, I did this down in the hall.
We're gonna grab one.
Try out, six-to-one, forget the fuck out!
Yeah, we can knock you inside.
It's over.
Five-to-one, get it.
Oh, happy new year, chief.
Oh my god, I'm gonna just see, I'm assuming I'm gonna be a little tired, so I'm just going to chill in my new bike.
I just turned to the side I don't be randomly twerking
Oh, not twerking but just like making the clap like
Give it like that
Man, that's not real
Wait, you don't think it's real?
That's not real as she's
Bro
Oh, what?
On your hand
Yeah!
What?
Look
Not here
Not here
Not here
Not here
Not here
Not here
Not here
Not here
Not here
I had his palms. Jesus. I'm not eating that. There you go. And this is why I need to go
We
There's a girl
Did you ever find it for you?
Oh, it was off camera
How do you go find him?
I'm a robot, do you feel it, dude?
Yeah, if you go at him, you'll think I'm ready.
Say no more.
I'm hard on your IT.
Jesus in the restaurant.
Those aren't you?
No, I'm just...
Tell me what you're talking about.
We should stay here.
We just want to make sure that you're listening.
Or this is not what it was about.
Yeah.
It'll be literally a minute.
I know.
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
Yo, who are you guys missing?
Are you guys missing anybody?
No, I'm not missing anyone.
Where is that guy?
Who are you?
Who are you?
I'm missing.
I've been here.
I've been here.
I've been here.
Yo, we got a puzzle on Tic Tac.
What was your favorite audition period?
Oh, fuck the hooties.
What?
What is that?
What is that?
I was on YouTube, by the way.
I saw...
You were in Texas? Nice to meet you.
You know Cali, too.
Oh, yeah, QT was good.
What are we going to spare?
Oh, if you look at Oral, when you press that,
when you pressed that dude.
Yeah, bro, but I was scared for you.
I thought he was going to slam you for a second.
Well, I was racing.
And then he got a press conference.
Yeah.
You know, he was not.
Bro, he was, bro.
He was.
That's real much.
Trust me.
He did some shit to you all.
What do we do?
We were going to hop them.
We were going to hop them.
We said he was not here.
We said we were going to do nothing.
I didn't say anything.
No, I said we were going to hop them.
We were going to hop them.
We were going to hop them.
We were going to hop them.
We were going to hop them.
You would have hopped the wood up or not?
You would have hopped the wood up?
Nah, nah, nah, I was really ready to say hopped it up.
I'm not gonna lie.
I just wanted to see you shoot your chest first,
a little bit.
You would have hopped it up.
Yeah, I would have hopped it up.
If you lose that, I would have hopped it up.
Yeah, of course.
Don't play it once.
Don't play it once.
But I just wanted to see what you got,
like a little bit, and then it was like.
Bro, I would have walked back in,
and then they would start to press me
at the door talking about, you're not skipping me.
Ooh!
Yeah, you're talking about not skipping me.
Oh, so you had a little bit of that against it.
Hey, but it's too loud though.
It just gets on the line.
Oh, that's it.
Oh, look at Matt.
How are you doing, Bill?
How are you?
I'm a good guy.
Looks good.
I'm not gonna ask that.
I'm gonna go here.
That's not my thing.
I'm gonna ask that.
There was a video.
I haven't done it in a long time.
It's not that long.
It's not as long.
It's not as long.
I've never been asked that about.
I've been asked that, but I said,
I thought, I'm not gonna do it.
Oh
with my dad
Wait, what happened actually?
We lost a little more lighter.
Who?
He's got a poison in him.
Oh, fuck you.
Oh, fuck you.
Fuck you.
That kid's girlfriend.
What?
Oh, we all got that.
Oh, it hurts.
I don't know.
Oh, that's my girlfriend.
Oh, fuck.
I love it.
I love it.
I think it's seen in here.
It's like, he's a pick-out artist.
That's the girl for tonight
They was just said before
I said worse
Back in the day with me? No
see it's like 4550 rugs like all lookie on the way back
rugs house is kind of on the way back to LA like it's closer to like LA then
here I have one more portable left it's like a 60 70 but yours is at 85 before
another 85 and there's one more portable at like 67 hours yeah
Royce, this is like 45 feet away.
Orange hair of Eddie?
I don't know who the fuck you talking about.
I don't really want to keep this talking about the orange hair girl that he saw off-screen.
That orange hair?
It's the orange hair.
I got some to send there.
I'm not going to talk for three days.
Two days is good.
Third day got me dead.
Everyone I know that was pushed on from D.B.
It was the same thing as last year.
All fedified.
Yo, Megan, ads on the snap, or what?
You went from, I think, you went from 100 to 1.4.
So, you put that on your phone?
Oh, chat.
I use Snapchat behind the scenes of everything that happens is at ATX Jason for two ends of an end.
That weak ass snap.
I honestly don't use Snapchat out of that vibe.
It's a lot right of five.
Just start snapping.
At least they're here to fight for us, you know what I'm saying?
I've asked you a few times, but you didn't understand that.
Oh, son!
I don't know.
I'm gonna call you at least once in my life.
You guys are just being more certain.
What?
What's going on, filthy son?
Trouble.
God, really.
Copy that, you're fine.
Get the numbers out of here.
That was a true.
I didn't know.
Oh, my God.
I just got a message.
I just got a message.
No.
I mean, look, you're new?
New?
All right.
I'm new.
I've been like, I'm new to that.
No, I don't.
I'm a fucking ex.
Call me now.
All right.
We're going to always be together.
They said it starts at 10.
It starts at 10?
Yeah.
I'm kind of...
Wait, later.
I'm getting told it starts at 10.
It's 7.30.
It says it ends at 10.
Yeah.
When is the party when is the party start
You sound much better
Yeah, I mean, I'm the best you can, bro.
All right, bro.
No, no, no, you're all good.
Let me know if you need it.
Where are we at, are you?
What's wrong?
I just want to go to the private section now.
I ain't no little pulling up.
I'm getting told.
You want to go to the private section?
No, I don't want to go to the private section.
It's going to be crazy.
It's gonna be dick
But like
How big is the house
Five
It's pretty big I have a full
Pretty good
He's not crazy big but it's big
What should we do? Should we just pull them up early and just chill with the boys or?
You could, I think.
They have a desktop setup, but...
I'm gonna have speakers, so I don't need the audio.
I didn't have earbuds, so they'd be like solo.
Are you just gonna chill with them?
If you want to do that.
You going back to the light right now?
I know we're gonna eat
Yo chat about five hours
Oh today's lucky been a stall first, but you know, I think all this
Let's get it.
Let's get it.
Get it in your fucking pocket.
I'm struggling now.
Yo, Chad.
I want to see you.
Yo, Chad.
I'm Chad.
50 gifted subs and I'll go to OSES house right now, man.
I'm not leaving this place until I get the 50 giftage.
Oh yeah, baby.
You're going to kill him.
You're going to kill him.
Can they see us?
Why are you creeping on girls?
Get ready. Get ready. I'm warning you.
Trigger warning.
Ow!
What? No.
This is a fucking thing.
I tried to do that.
I tried to get the heads up.
I
Check
My sub count literally just went down check 50 gifted and I'll leave this place. I'll get my over go go right now
Oh the more than the five give the 45 more 45 more oh my gosh that ball stayed for the
five give it let's fucking go y'all 40 more and I'll book the Uber 40 more let's go let's go let's go
Oh
Sue with the 12 get there
What's the math how much more 28 more? Yo, we'll sue be doing a 12 get this
That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. Let's go 23 more 23 more
Asian bunny
22 more 22 more if I'm back for thank you for the 25 months my boy you missed Bob no I didn't
I like inviting
Come on chat 22 more subs to the re with the five gifts
Honestly you can get a quick princess
Fuck it all right.
Thank you.
Yo, are we going outside or what?
Yo, what are we doing?
What are we doing?
Oh, fuck no!
There's a fucking pull-up here at least in there.
Anybody know that?
Where's the fucking door?
Not on!
Why don't we walk in?
I can't get out of here.
Is that what we're doing?
What's on this channel?
Seven more
Y'all Chad
All the way to just say a fuck you to yourself, bro come to this side, man. I appreciate every sub in this pack, bro
We give 50 bro. I'm by the book
This is the one that you can go straight to.
I'm going to that street's house.
Thanks Cole.
Tell it a follow up.
That's where you're going to do when you get there.
Oh my god, why not type in her name, huh?
Wait, you hear that, Eddie?
Yeah, I'll say that.
Are you, are you, are you the Senator of the?
Yes, thank you for the beer!
Sonsi said to call him or you.
Okay, no chat.
Bro, they see to poop up, bro.
Oh my god!
And also, it's not like he's pulling it up.
Oh, fuck, alright.
So that's what Lacey was saying
I told Lacey to come up and go
All the phase boys, first of all, not my party
I asked you if they could come up and say yes
All in, hello
Lacey had a thing going
So that's what's going to happen
If I want to, should I get in?
If I want to have it, I'm gonna fill it
You call them, they want to talk to them
Yeah
Yo, yo, yeah, no shit. Oh
15 months
Yo, what's up? Yo, I see I see
I bet. Tell Claude to pull up and then this is gonna ice on him. I have something to ask.
I'll go help. I'll come help. I'm pulling up now. Yeah.
I
Want to geek you right now you want to go
I actually caught you
My phone's glitching, bro.
Fucking Wonset's outside of our other door.
Yo.
Yo, this is for the pot.
Yo, Wonset.
Wonset.
Wonset?
All right, bro.
All right, bro.
This house is getting trashed.
What?
I got a kitchen out pulling up.
I'm going up. Swear.
Oh, fine.
I'm going to talk and put my glasses on across the screen.
Look, it's right here.
They passed. Thanks for the bags.
Thanks for the bags, Pants.
I'm proud of us.
I'll beat you when I want to.
You might be as ugly as I am.
I can't hear you.
You're a rat for me.
I can't open the door.
I'll beat you when I want to.
Oh, man, what's going on?
Yeah?
You need to bring your name back.
Hey, your name being, you might be the hideous human
I've ever laid my eyes on, I've had a luxury,
or really the reverse opposite of a luxury.
Laying my eyes on is that sometimes I get sick,
but my brother, you fucking perform today.
What does that mean?
Where's please, Rog?
Dead!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah.
Where are we going?
To dance
Oh, we can't
Oh
What happened?
Oh
She's sipping on a little bit of wind and boo by the way
How do you use the uses in there?
I'm sorry
Listen
Are you gonna slow me?
No, I'm gonna go first
Go ahead
Are you rooting?
I'm gonna go ahead
It's going to be right here.
It's going to be right around here.
It's going to be right around the mouth.
I mean, if it's going to rugs, I live 10 minutes from rugs.
You need a huge rest?
Maybe.
I was going to plan out a huge arena, but...
Trust me, we got a lot of water.
Yeah, they're all shut down.
What's in the bus station?
Perfect.
That's awesome.
They're outside the bubble.
Yeah, it saves our budget, too.
I don't have to...
You know, I still cooler.
Yeah, now you're doing it better than me.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll have my food there.
Yeah, a little bit.
We'll see if I can get into that rice garden.
Oh, I know.
Nice, Russell.
I'm going to do that.
And then, again, they check right into the theater.
Another prep in the theater.
Who are you?
Oh, the states have a delicious Indian food.
What's that?
The food's in here.
Oh.
The state of the country.
Yeah, that's the best part of the state right there.
Now, right, so how far is it from us?
Right on.
Sage, mommy's pulling out the keys.
And I don't know how far it is.
Six, fifty.
They said, do you know what they're saying?
They're saying mirror.
Mirror is a code.
Approaching the light, that's good.
So approaching the light, you can see the 13 walls.
Can you share the location?
I've seen it.
Think about it, it's a block party.
So there will be multiple things.
There you go, there you go.
What's going on?
Happy to fuck with you!
Damn nosy!
Oh, don't do the chat!
No, don't do the chat!
God, I'll be fucked!
Oh my god, my dad has upgraded to Live 360 to Gold Membership.
What the hell?
I mean, fuck it.
Fuck it, man.
I don't know.
What is Gold Membership even in Halo?
You don't know your heart rate?
Everything.
Well, you have all we can see as we need it.
Yes, well, I'm trying to help you rescue people.
What is the Lord and the sister?
Not yet.
Alright, they're gonna see it now, and there's gonna be an integration.
It's good, they know we need to get it out of the way.
Oh, they're gonna see it.
Oh, yeah.
and you just gonna be tight
I'm gonna take one tip that just
Unlimited place alerts, crime reports, SLS, stealth alert, individual driver reports
I need that protection
I just think of jason got paparazzi and see him
Wait, what's this?
Ah, what a fool, how?
Oh, yeah
I'm over it.
You get the place up?
Yeah. Thank you sir.
We're going on a side quest.
How good are you?
How good are you?
How good are you?
Rockin' pull it up.
On you.
I was trying to grab myself from the house.
I didn't see it.
How was the interaction with everyone there?
They're cool.
What the fuck?
I think they're pretty cool guys
They're cool? What do you mean?
They're cool
What kind of content?
They're cool
What kind of content?
They're cool
They're cool
They're cool
should I eat there? is the booze gonna be like I'm back
I'm gonna say six minutes but he said it's hella traffic
you know what I'm saying? my industry plan is happening
gold membership, seized, tiled on the library system
30 days location history, unlimited place alerts
Jesus, let me call my dad, let me call my dad.
Everything's closed?
Is it cool if we just wait for our Uber in here?
Yeah, I should be done on the show.
It's six minutes away.
Jesus Christ.
No, we are, we are, we are, we are,
we spent all this year in this space
when it was going to be more ready,
let's go, let's go in here.
Okay, thank you so much.
So what's up?
Is that okay?
Oh my god.
Are you sure?
Yeah, kinda a time to stream.
Yeah.
Why no, no, oh my.
Yeah.
What's the key?
The uh...
Yeah.
That's not good.
I just saw the bamore.
Bamore was mine.
I just saw the bamore that gold.
I bought a gold
Oh, you bought a gold?
I bought a gold, I said I bought a gold
I don't know
What is your name?
I'm Mr. Chau
I'm Mr. Chau
Bye
How do you do it?
I stream
I stream
I stream
Yeah, yeah
What is that?
Yeah
Yeah
Okay, well, I mean yeah
Yeah, why are they yeah
TwizzCon
It's so trash
Three minutes away, bro
TwizzCon is so trash
Why don't piss me off?
No, my dad was just talking about how
His life 360 stopped working
I was like, what? I just stopped working and I just got the notification that upgraded it to gold.
He was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know.
I didn't get caught.
The Uber?
The Uber?
The Uber?
Yes.
Yes, bring it.
It's arriving now.
Nice.
Oh, it's straight.
Ah.
Jason Carrey.
What's going on?
Are you going to do this, guys?
Who's this guy?
Who just got ahead of this one?
That's the dude.
That's the dude?
That's uh...
So it's a Mr. Silver Vista?
Oh.
Crazy trying.
He's so nice.
I said he looked nice.
Oh.
Oh you?
Oh.
Thank you.
Mr.
Yeah, on the way.
How you feeling, Mr.
Okay.
How you feeling?
I'm feeling good.
Okay, get a couple drinks in me, I'll be feeling a lot better.
Oh, ha ha ha.
How's your knee feeling?
Should I get a second over to get enough?
Okay.
That's kind of black.
That's a good question.
They need a full testing.
It's in our own process.
A lot of people don't know about it, dude.
Like this kind of thing.
Oh, gosh.
Get big low, guys?
Yep.
No, just the type C type.
The new one, you're closing here.
Do you have another wire?
No, I don't have the USB.
Oh, you mean just USB-C to USB-C?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
I think I do.
Is it actually...
True Shaco Dice is playing Gigi?
Did you buy the mic?
Is this it?
Is it?
No, it's an old iPhone.
No mics, I can't do that.
Wait, plug it in here.
Get the mic.
USB-C, USB-C.
Use this one.
Use this one.
You can plug it in here.
17 minutes.
I'm sorry about if you're late.
Ah, you better be the corner sitter.
Oh, yeah, but it's just a little early.
Where's your husband's rock?
Are you sleeping there?
I'm looking for a russet tank.
Oh.
We all sleeping there.
Oh, Lacey, you sleeping there?
Yeah.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, no, wait.
Me?
Yeah.
Me?
Oh, I thought you were there.
Okay, no.
About who?
Like this house.
Can you have a shot?
Can you have a shot?
Who lives in the house?
It's like, yeah, it's a group powder, OCS, yeah.
OCS lives in their house, OCS is like, it's a B&B.
It's a B&B.
OCS, that's like, it's a B&B.
Okay.
What is OCS stand for?
OCS is no shit.
No, plug that into the phone.
Plug it into the phone, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's not time for shit.
Oh
Okay, so what should we do
Oh, yeah, make sure you get some baby oil.
What?
No, yeah, there's already some there.
All right, bro, just calculate this.
Y'all budget? How much did I throw up?
I'd say 400 max. Y'all push it. Y'all push the pound of 400.
$400, so y'all to fuck alcohol.
No, no, no, no, no, no. $300 and then the rest is y'all.
$350, 350, 350.
We'll have to take scores of everyone in the car, though.
That's hard to talk
That coil right?
Yeah
Just give me that charger
I'll give you that
Oh yeah it's a recently steep hill
Thank you too
Damn this is the career? Yeah
You need my shoulder?
You fall you fucking knock this down
What the fuck this is an egg?
Let's go inside first
Percy?
Yeah
It's good, it's good, I like it, I like it, it's very good
There's some, one of your homies were there, or he got a homie from back in the day, he was a baby
He was beautiful
Yeah bro, I'm out of the ground, playing down, playing around, playing around, playing around
I love you
No, it's good
What happened?
Is there somewhere I can turn around?
Um, yeah, usually out of the room, just find one, a little key
What are we cooking up?
So daddy, mac and cheese, and then we got chicken and ground beef tacos.
They got a shark face thing.
Oh wait, you right here.
You're the sixth part.
Oh yeah, new chargers here.
Now that chicken look married good though!
Seniors look like kings.
What did you do to them?
What did I do?
I had a go to France and junior year.
I had a standard.
I had an outside for lunch.
Yeah, I'm chill.
You need it for your phone, you said?
Yeah, for mine.
For the mouse?
Yes, for my life.
Is Nausea here?
She hasn't been here.
She hasn't been here?
What?
He is lying there.
Oh shit.
What?
Nothing nothing.
Nothing.
Wait.
What is this?
I don't know.
He is lying there.
I didn't.
Oh shit.
What?
Nothing nothing.
What's this?
Nothing.
What is this?
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
What's
Oh one tab is on the way
Yeah, let me know if you guys want one or two.
Yeah, I'm gonna take my time.
Hey, come here.
I didn't take my time.
I'm gonna take your bait.
Okay, I thought we were cooking at 6.30.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You think I could get a side of your eyes?
Yeah.
I'll give it to you.
Of course.
This is your plate.
Okay.
I'm finally going to have that, bro.
Taste test on the Mac and C.
Damn, I hope you all had chicken.
Oh!
Oh, it works, it works.
Wait until it works?
Yeah, check that.
No, it's not working.
Yo, you want it?
Oh, wait, I've already put it.
Yeah, it's OK.
How does that look?
It's OK.
It's OK.
It's OK.
No, you're good.
You guys, you tried this?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They just changed.
Oh, you made it.
Now, you made it.
I just got a book.
She wrote a book about a guy that said, let's go.
Oh my god.
Why are you selling one?
I think you're gonna drop it.
No, this one's gonna look great.
You think it's spaghetti taco?
Is spaghetti mac and cheese fried chicken?
Oh shit.
Sorry.
I'm gonna eat it all day.
You're like that.
Put it down. The name is gonna call the cops.
Yeah, we're 15 for kids if you want to spend 15.
Good.
Hold on, hold on.
No, it's okay.
Yeah.
You got it.
Yeah, I said.
Come over here.
I got it.
You got it.
You know what?
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
So what's happening at the convention center at 10 a.m.?
The other 10 a.m.
and then we'll go to the next one.
Yeah, it's that car key of life now.
Did you come here to do it?
Did you hear it?
I didn't hear it first time.
Now we want three gates actually.
15,000.
That was a long period of this.
I believe you did.
Great.
Yeah.
Did you hear it?
No.
Oh, you want someone else?
We need to have this one for the year 15,000.
We need to have these games for the people to go outside.
I mean, I don't really understand what you're talking about.
This is quiet.
We let him in right now.
We let him in right now.
We locked him in right now.
We locked him in right now.
We locked him in right now.
We locked him in right now.
Nah, bro, the cops might get caught, buddy.
The cops might get caught, buddy.
This is the party in Puckett.
It starts at 10.30, 11 until the cops come.
OCS has no B&B.
And they're going to do a homeless stream.
That's my plan because you got to do country, country, country.
They're going to do a homeless stream.
Fuck it. They'll go all out, man.
They'll go all out this party.
They said go all out.
Why's it all?
Oh
I'm going to tell him.
I'm going to tell him.
I want to talk to him.
He is going to have fun.
I want to be called to him.
Did you do that to him?
I didn't get him in his house today.
He didn't do enough.
You gotta do something.
I'm in his house today.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
You're not going to have fun?
What?
No.
I'm gonna do it.
You can give me a car away.
Am I in?
Yeah.
You don't mean to call me, bro?
Oh, you were in the security guard.
Where are you?
Where'd you block you?
You blocked me?
You didn't say I wanted the best of you.
No, no.
No, no, no.
Oh my god.
Where's Sancti?
Where's Sancti's wife, I work?
Where's Sancti's wife?
No, no.
Don't do that.
I'm in.
I took it.
Who would have thought this house would have happened very quickly?
You all right, bro?
I'll give you the call.
The call from Mr. Gilbert himself.
Gilbert, you are on screen, talk to me.
You are on screen, talk to me.
Watch this right next to me on my right.
Would you like to speak to him?
And?
Let me tell you, maybe.
He said you're writing girls.
Watch for the sale, watch for the sale.
I'm trying to find the whole funny relationship
with girls.
No, listen, no.
Michael Gilbert, tender, I don't think
you're understanding right now.
He came with a boss man.
He came with a boss man.
Listen, I don't know.
I guess Jason would be over there in the doors.
Don't you suspect me?
I asked you, this is your party.
Don't blame it on me.
No, no, you're not talking about that.
Yo, you're good, bro.
I don't know, it's not my party.
Why does YAMFACE make talking to me like that, bro?
Who's got respect on my name, bitch?
Captain Dumbass, YAMFACE, YAMFACE, YAMFACE.
No, no, no, I'm here to tell you, you're not talking about me,
you're not talking about me.
Yeah, you're not talking about me.
Oh, yeah, this is gonna be a fun party.
This is gonna be a fun party, all right?
This is gonna be a fun party, yeah?
Yeah, this is gonna be a fun party.
Don't be scared, don't be scared.
Don't be scared of that shit.
Hell no, you straight, bro.
Don't even worry about that shit.
Oh, no.
That shit's good, huh?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, my God, man.
Wait, is Tupinobi still pulling up?
Yeah, I think so, yeah.
Tupinobi pulling up chat.
Listen, I'm not going on a weed hella stress right now.
I'm trying to make this fire, you know what I'm saying?
I'm trying to make this fire, you know what I'm saying?
You know what, man? Let me make a boss call to, um, I was thinking, I was trying to think of a streamer, I can't think of a streamer, that's obviously not what you're saying.
Hey, Kimmy, would you like to get raised?
No, no, not right now.
I don't know what you're saying, I just decided to, Asian, no, no, Asian bunny?
Asian bunny? Is that anyone?
I'm
Hey, I don't know. I don't know if y'all keep my note, but
Shout out sonny, bro. You know I'm saying
Sonny
My brother
Come here right fucking down
You're gonna sit next to me
No choice. This is the OSDS Diddy mansion. You're going to sit here and you're going to kiss me.
I'm going next.
Don't do that shit.
Hey, hey, you got the uh, the baby under the hood.
This is the hood that you get to wear?
You wear it?
Did you see that guy? He was kind of doing it.
No, he got in.
Did he?
He got in with the silencer.
What was the deal?
He was pissed.
He was pissed.
Oh, sacraments.
No.
Why you getting cutted?
I'm getting cutted.
Okay
That's weird
Yo, you think you're right now bro come here. This is your break time. This is free game. Come here. Don't worry
Yo
I'm gonna tell you all as well the people that I think are coming right now
Some guy says he has a car full of two to three girls and they're gonna split
What?
Me and my guy got three to four cars worth of girls pulling up
I said I need you to come through for me
If that nigga comes with a bunch of niggas, we're jumping them
Alright, Tiffa-nobby bringing auxiliary out for you
You can say she's ready
No, she's not ready
No?
Niggas, we got him in, that's what's gonna happen, okay?
She's not?
No, she's not
She's not?
Okay, it doesn't matter
Tiffa-nobby pulling up
Nah, it's great, she's on fire
Tiffa-nobby pulling up
going to be pulling up. You
know what I'm saying? At the
end of the day, who else is
coming? Josh Wee. He wants to
mess with me. Let's see what
Josh Wee. No, Josh Wee. I'm
not sending you to add, Josh
Wee. Josh.
You can't just be like,
you have girls pull up.
And then you should pull up
and say they have girls.
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no,
for the night. If a man walks into this room, and you don't got a girl, get asked to a girl.
I'll be that serious, bro.
Where's something more than just a game though, you got a tape on your shoe.
You're like all black to that.
Also, you should be putting up as well. You should be putting up as well.
Yeah, I know more niggas is bad, but don't worry. Watch. By the end of the night, if the cops haven't been caught,
Instead like that, there won't be more women in his house than men.
Everyone will be getting torqued on except for me of course.
But you understand everyone will be getting torqued on hopefully as well.
Paul, what makes you think it was smart to plan a party for seven hours with a year on the deck?
It's time for what?
It's ass and it's ass, I don't get it.
It's time for what?
You got her number?
Exactly.
Call her right now, bro.
Call her right now.
They buy her number?
No, I'm a fella.
They buy her number?
No, they buy her.
They buy her number?
I ain't tell her.
Yeah.
I need women.
like we need women. You need your girl, you need your girl, you know what I'm saying?
Yep.
Can I say, on the end of the day, you know what I'm saying?
It's the night.
Jason, is everybody at the airport going back to the airport?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's me.
I got to balance out the side.
You don't mind my heart is?
Because Jason, no heart is.
So I'm going to go back to the airport.
How do you want to be at home when you can have fun?
Move back.
What's your name?
Oh, my goodness.
You don't want to hang out?
Yeah, we're going to hang out.
Okay, pull up again.
I mean, it's not going to hurt me.
No, three of our parents were together.
Listen, that made me say, if not we're going to hang out.
Yeah.
Who said that?
You've got to talk to them.
I mean, come with me.
This is my friend.
He's got a bus for us.
Can I talk to him?
Can I talk to him?
No, I've met him before, but what can I talk to him?
I've taken my chances.
I've met him before, but what can I talk to him?
He wants to drink with me.
The same one?
The same man
Seven girls are they all are they all easy or are there black like
What time do you think they're going to get here they're of age obviously, right?
Okay
Hey, what you might have said okay, are you would hear me? What's what's on? What time do you think you know I'm saying because it starts at 10
10 starting I'm saying y'all can make it about it or not
It starts like around 10 to 10 30 to a little bit. Yeah, that's it for the y'all can make it that I
Alright you bro, please bro, you gotta bring girls, bring slightly, you go, listen listen listen listen, listen listen, listen, listen to me right now okay.
If you don't bring the women bro.
Bro, you gonna be embarrassing me. You gonna be embarrassing me.
Hi man, you got it.
Wooo.
Okay, you cannot embarrass me. If you embarrass me here, I will kiss Orky on the mouth, I'm not playing that awesome.
Oh, I'm not playing. Get out. I'm a dude too.
Oh, shit. I'm a dude too.
No, no, no. Get out. Please. Okay. Get out.
Girls, girls, girls. That's all, okay?
Alright, please.
Please, I think you send a video when you get there.
Alright.
Nah, how you feelin' right now, Lacey?
I'm just taking over off sports.
Oh, sonny.
Oh, sonny.
Yeah, that's like...
I thought you liked this floor.
You kinda remembered it as a base top.
Yeah, I'm just so ugly and I don't know...
Ah, that's...
I feel like my whole body is so ugly.
Oh, you're talking about it?
Yeah, I was talking about it.
I can't tell it's correct.
Yeah, I would feel bad.
I'd be with the inner energy tattoo that I have on my head.
Oh!
It hurts a little bit, but I feel good.
Oh, it hurts?
Yeah, it really does.
Yeah, it really does.
Is that face?
Yeah, that face logo.
That's pretty cool.
I
Keep it down
I
Can I actually get to you?
Yeah, you can.
Come on, bury it.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I thought you said bury it.
No way.
You're not doing my research, you know me.
It's much like a fit detector.
What's your first?
Well, I like to do the fat one.
Oh.
Oh, OK.
At least that one's right here.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
Yeah, of course.
I'll tell them what you made for me.
I'm really made up of people who write this.
I don't know.
Yeah, it's funny.
What's up, Ed?
You don't know?
I was a writer in psychology.
What?
I could probably help you, yeah, at least more.
What's the question?
Um, I'm just writing about schizophrenia.
I'm almost done.
You know about schizophrenia?
Yeah.
How much do you know about schizophrenia?
Shit, time.
The only thing that happens to schizophrenia is
it's when a person goes crazy and I'm dead.
This is actually the people of the party right now. This is as good as it gets.
Do you enjoy this out here? Yeah. I don't fucking know. I'm gonna talk about this scene for years.
You all live here. Always do not sort.
What's the house for? They were saying project Z.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Project Z is for you.
Don't get too wild now. Don't get too wild now.
Come on. The cops don't tell you.
neighbors neighbors
excuse me
I want to get you know yeah I feel like that's just a little
knock on the door you know what you're saying right here
nigga who did this here bro who did this here
who did this here
no no who did that just happened
no no no no
I'm just kidding I already got you rally
now you see yo yo who did this here right here
Y'all got too fucking long, don't worry.
Did anyone, so someone's living here.
Yeah, someone's living here.
No one said it.
No, no, they said it.
I just, I couldn't afford it.
Who looks the most weird?
I got Mingo, oh, oh shit, I snitched.
Wait, who is it?
Mingo Kitty.
Free, meddling, $100, $100, $100.
Where's the baby yoyo?
Oh yeah, go get the baby yoyo.
Where's the baby yoyo?
Did I ask?
Yeah.
The baby yoyo?
Oh yeah, I think that guy's living there, forgot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, this is where D this leaves you don't say I keep the
Oil on me on how it's on me dad does that obey you?
Oh, come on ladies
Yeah, this is where D is.
This is a day.
Shit.
As you can see, I got the night straight just in case I have a I'm making a new idea
It's called coming coming talk.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm going to talk.
You know what I'm saying?
Connecting positive.
Really go only fans like podcast.
Exactly.
Come and talk.
Think about it.
You guys say it obviously right here in the casting couch.
I don't say I'm like calling it the cat.
You're the ninth fucking in the town.
No.
How many times have you fucked in the house?
Like you.
How many times have we fucked?
Have you lived here too?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I'm sleeping right there and he's sleeping right here.
I thought you were going to lay.
No, no, but I'm just staying here for two hours.
Oh.
We all are staying.
This is the BB.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, the BB.
Yeah, like I said, B.
Y'all do come and talk together?
Come and talk.
Yeah, come and talk.
It was like the...
It was like...
It was like...
Come and talk.
Yeah, come and talk.
Come and talk.
I think at the city, it's a world where you say, this is not a bro's house.
Yeah.
This is a public restroom.
This is the restroom everyone would be using.
Oh, no.
Like I said, look at this restroom.
What is this?
It's just the bathroom with a little shower.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Like I said, we were well prepared.
We were well prepared.
We were well prepared.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
We, we, we, we, we, we were well prepared.
Wait, where is the shower?
D-house.
Oh, only baths in here.
Who designed this house, man?
Well, they're the shower, but they, everyone, like,
that's just a mess.
I'm not going to, I'm not stuck in here.
Like I said, living room, obviously, I know.
You know what I'm saying?
Before we get into the doubt, let's see what happens.
Well, we're going to be here.
We're going to be back when we come in the rain.
I'm going to see you bring some of it in the front of your bath.
Oh
Damn, okay
What's in here?
Oh, you want to get to the house right now?
Let's get it!
Yeah, let's go!
It's custom.
I'm your voice.
Let's not be here.
God, this is where your eyes are.
Oh, this is where your eyes are.
Yeah.
And here's the eyes.
Are you going down there?
This part of the house?
Yeah.
Over there, over there, there's like a nice grill.
You can stand that grill.
What if it's like a fireplace with it?
Oh God, you couldn't perish.
So, I guess the whole night.
I promise you guys going out of Paris
will show you how to go home.
Hey man, hey, don't let Selena and Ron come here.
What?
What?
Sorry, I'm a little sorry.
But anyway, listen, like I said,
you got a poor day of fucking if you want to.
Let's not be too loud.
But you know, so strange, we all get naked.
Like I said, this is a basketball court,
but you can't really see that.
You know what I'm saying?
It's just not right.
Oh, he's got a whole court too?
Yeah, damn it.
His house is crazy.
You know what I'm saying?
It's so high.
It's so high.
Oh
Right here
There's no writing here for a reason and guess who's gonna figure it out if you can get some stuff in here
I'll give you $5 one person. No, it's the three. No, you're three. Oh, you know, I'm by spoiler. It was Selena
Can you and not see it walk? What am I doing in that?
Like I guess this is the sonny in jade's room
They got a friend. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's right. That's right. That's right
Oh, it's still a very good deal.
Yeah, that's the best living room.
You know what I'm saying?
It's the best living room right here.
And nobody else is just about you.
Like I said, if y'all want to go downstairs,
then we could, y'all want to go to the, by the pool.
So it's a three story house.
Technically, I guess.
I guess.
You guys want to go by the pool, sir, don't you?
This house is empty, but it's not so expensive.
It was in the house.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll keep it down and watch this one right now.
Oh, oh, oh shit.
Okay, okay, what's your pronoun?
Apologies, apologies.
Like I said, move.
Walk with me, walk with me, walk with me.
Boom. Another ISO spot.
This is when you're going on a nice two-man right here.
You know what I'm saying? I can see Macy and Jason going here.
You know what I'm saying? Nice two-man right here.
You know what I'm saying? Walk with him, walk with him.
Watch this.
Jammer jumping this house thoughts like the lie.
In San Diego.
I know nothing about where in the state.
No, it's four.
I think this is my favorite spot in the house because this is where you get real serious.
I don't know how to turn it on.
You're going to have to add something.
It's right there.
Where?
Right here.
Oh, shit.
No, I don't know.
I was just capping.
What is it?
Oh, there's lights.
Yeah.
Huh?
Basketball court, select tennis court.
Can they use this too?
No, I'm not.
those neighbors are the mean ones
they're the ones that we call them as bad stuff
what do they call you?
we don't...we can't say that
did I ask?
I was told
they're just the kids
we call you the animal or something?
yeah
nah but no one used the hot tub yet?
no
how much do you use that shit?
nah, I'm not going crazy in the hot tub
the thing is, the hot tub, nah hot
like, we had that in church, you know
oh
how do you get in on the hot tub?
no, like I'm not going to put a hot tub here
Oh
That means you got a cuddle when you were there to stay a warmer
What are you gonna do with that?
That's really good.
How would it not make to the first place?
2-H?
No, for the whole week, for five days.
What?
Not that bad.
It's not that bad, it's very good.
That's actually very, very fucking good.
I don't know, yeah, I don't know.
I'm gonna...
Oh, you thought that was a basketball court and it's going to be crazy.
That is crazy.
It's going to be fucking awesome.
Oh, that's awesome.
Oh, yeah.
You guys keep it down.
Neighbors make a point.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, put in that silence.
Oh
Okay
Oh
Just hearty
No, because like yeah, we're too late. It's not that late yet. They're like, oh
Why do you gotta calm down bro?
Oh yeah, so I don't like what you said
Also I don't like how you touch my titties so I touch his titties
Dude!
Alright
Hey Jack
You see, dude?
1.2
One more time
Chill out
Yeah, go steal her tail.
Yeah.
I might need to take my ass off.
I'm gonna have to watch this show.
I'll grab you a drink, all right?
They turn me to a beer.
I'm just kidding.
Does that taste good?
They should do it.
Yeah.
I see, I see, look, it literally says T.
T is one of the people.
Wow, it's like a brisk.
Oh, a tree.
Uh-huh.
It's an old brisk.
Can you drunk already?
Ah, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
This is a tree.
This is a tree.
This is a tree.
Little plane.
Yeah.
Is this a tree?
Yeah.
That's...
You know that?
No.
Oh, I'll go.
Turn around.
Where are my braids though?
I'm your mommy.
Wahoo punch.
Remember Wahoo punch?
Yeah, you remember Wahoo punch?
You remember Wahoo punch?
I have no problem wearing it.
Yeah, bro.
See you in a couple of years.
Two storemen.
Sonny's got a whole bunch of girls.
And yeah, the girl that got upstairs is going to be like 9...
I don't know.
8,000 bucks.
Bro, can I get a hundred for one?
It's going to be crazy.
Who's going to be the one?
You gotta give me eight count on the 30.
Eight count on the 30?
You're gonna do a kick out that doesn't have to follow you.
Alright there.
Ready?
Cause it made dad do that to me.
Alright.
Three, two, one.
Wait.
Hey, okay.
Where's you?
Alright, shout out.
That's it.
Boom.
We just gave it to you.
We just gave it to you.
We just gave it to you.
I forgot to dress in the neighbors.
I forgot to dress in the neighbors.
We had to turn the music down.
Y'all were getting too lit.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
This is going to be a crazy ratio.
I'm here.
What do you want?
Come on.
You got this.
You want to hand me up?
You got this.
22.
22.
22.
22.
22.
22.
22.
22.
22.
22.
22.
22.
22.
22.
22.
22.
22.
22.
22.
22.
22.
There's Coca-Cola a little bit of good one.
You know what you do?
Just take it up and try to...
What's the matter with that?
I'm going to use it on my mouth over.
I'm going to put it like this.
Hi.
I'm going to put it like this.
Here you go.
Where are you?
What do you think?
I'm going to put it like this.
Where is the Coca-Cola?
You did your thing
How you welcome
what the hell is this?
huh?
what the hell is this?
how do you call this a game?
oh, oh
hmm, this doesn't look like a game
mmm, let's go
hmm, let's go
hmm, let's go
hmm, let's go
hmm
mmm
oh, this doesn't look like a game
no
now I don't want to be a game
I don't want to do a thing
oh, it's fine
it's fine
I don't want to be a game
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
what's your spirit, Ham?
what's that?
is it a function?
I
I was like, oh, I'm gonna rip that shit off and I'll get it back.
And it goes like, I'm buckling it, I'm buckling it and you're like, I'm gonna rip that shit off and I'll get it back.
Now I'm just gonna rip that shit off and I'll get it back.
Oh, I'm just gonna fuck you.
It's me, it wasn't me.
I thought I just ran up your bug.
It's a little like you, you think I'm a fucking creep?
I don't know.
I don't know, I'm not a furry.
Man, this is?
Let me sit, baby.
Hey, hey, hey, baby.
Now you play it bro!
Hey bro you play it!
Hey play it bro!
Okay
I don't know what that means
A first owner?
I'm not gonna be honest.
I'm the black boon dragon.
I'm the black boon dragon.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hold on, hold on.
Yep!
You got this, people!
I did this?
You been hitting the portfolio for a minute?
I did it.
I'm gonna pull it off.
Pull it off?
Oh, I just don't remember tattooing.
Oh
Yo, then they get something I love with the fucking fool
Oh, oh, oh!
I'm going to go and get another one.
Security, you hold it down?
No, first.
Yeah, I got it.
I don't know why I want that so awesome.
Yeah, yeah.
What is this?
A soupy drink.
Soupy drink?
Can't know that.
Fuck.
Oh, it's good herb.
Something.
Should I not do it?
Oh, who are my ears, man?
Shit, herb.
Oh, that means me.
Accent?
Is it?
I don't know.
What's that thing?
Is it wet?
Look at your eyes.
Is it wet or not?
No, it's not wet at all.
If it's wet, that means it's infected.
You see it?
Yeah, I don't see anything.
It's good.
It might just be sensitive right now.
Hey, he's coming. He's coming.
He's coming.
He's coming.
You may have a CD-Rack on, you can be able to work, baby.
Hey, uh...
You see the money?
What's that mean?
The street saying I get the party's land and I get my phone.
That's what they say?
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
Yo, when did you shoot this fucking beer?
I remember I was telling the district all street remember I was watching the bridge
Never this like y'all let's just say never can't think of a time when I didn't like
Jason are you going to risk
Max is on the way.
Those five star niggas are gonna cook my new gas, bro.
Just play Fogstar?
Bro, listen, if they cook, they're gonna radio.
Max, come bro, just play one party, bro.
Bro, you're gonna be like,
yo, the live star please,
you can't leave me alone.
You're off the way, please, take a fast one.
Oh, bro, that's a muscle.
I'm not saying that I'm just a nerd, bro.
I'm not a girl
This is what we don't know anymore
It has these
Hs
Hs bro I hate you
This is your party not mine
Don't go away
I bet
Bro
You gonna be they don't crucify you
Yo turn this music off, let's do this party music
Got me looking crazy
Yeah, hopefully some classical or some calm stuff
Classic music
Classic music
Classic music
Classic music
Classic music
Classic music
Classic music
Yeah
Yeah
They're saying say invite lotus
What be what you talking about
Yeah, cool
I feel comfortable bro.
Say anything about it if you feel comfortable.
It's a little hard to be deal with.
30 is 31.38 for the last second they hit the bull line.
Damn. I'm just ready to call.
Oh, sure you say.
I'm just ready to call.
The problem is Jason told everyone it was a party
and the other thing is his friends hanging out.
You want this to be your friends hanging out segment?
I'll tell everyone right now.
Yeah, yeah, I feel like, I feel like,
You can sit on a couch bill with party music about my reputation
JVSRs.
JVSRs.
But now it's like a little too quiet.
Like, like, bro, I want to go to sleep right now, bro.
I'm going to just get ready for tomorrow.
I don't see, like, we getting lit right now, y'all.
Just keep thinking it on.
No, no, dude.
I'm just here.
That could get some, like, no good.
You know, it's all time.
I mean, I always cool as it's coming to say hi.
I'm looking at that, bro.
But Lacey, I feel bad for you.
We can do that, bro.
It's not for the Red Cross watching show ball, bro.
Show ball is the deal.
Y'all, what do you do?
Y'all, I swear I got some clients starting here at Cricus,
bro.
I heard shit.
I heard a shit.
Yo, yo, no, bro, come on.
Play something.
I'm about to cry, bro.
I'm actually about to scream.
Put in the classical music playlist for some.
No, that I'm about to go home, bro.
I heard the Cricus, bro.
That's how I tell you, bro.
No, no, no, I'm being serious, bro.
Stop.
I'm about to cry.
I'm gonna give you that shit, bro.
No, no, no, Red Cross, stop, bro.
You're pissing me off right now.
You're actually pissing me off.
I'm actually about a puke, but it's not funny.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I know.
I've never seen a nigga at a party
for a week and a seven-year-old.
Yo, take party at my title team.
You know, I actually own my New Yorker.
Don't miss the ride.
I'm a guy.
I'm a guy.
I'm a guy.
I'm a guy.
I'm a guy.
Right down.
Right down.
We're beginning to get in here.
Come on.
Are you thinking they're calling North's place?
Oh my god.
Yeah, we're good right now.
I'm calling North's place.
I mean now the function looks dead.
I mean now the function looks dead.
I mean to price now the function looks dead.
Listen, why did you tell me, why did you tell us, why did you tell us that Max pulled it up,
and Max pulled up in his shit, he took it out shit.
I'm going to sleep with him.
So Max will put you in a headlock and then he'll call you for your daddy.
I don't even know what the hell they're doing.
He's telling me to help shit.
I don't even know what the hell that is.
They gave me a lot of thumbs up like that right now.
Yo guys, calm down, they're doing a good job.
Damn bro.
What, can you guys please raise and suck your shit?
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you.
You can't help me.
What's going on?
Yo, sir, we're gonna make a good business.
Oh my god.
Thank you.
That's a good thing.
Okay, I know you're working on it.
Thank you.
Everyone's telling me that, right.
You know they might be like faster than they're late on your business.
Everyone be like no look everyone is late because they don't want to be early to the party and then have this moment
You know they want to be right on time
No, you're gonna fake
I
many girls
Well, they see you got a party in your title you got a party in your title
No, no, what do we play hide and seek?
I guess we have to take it with us ourselves.
So, I dare ask, what place is the bottle?
What?
I guess we have to take it with us ourselves.
Is that what we spin the bottle?
We're all drooling about this circle, bro.
No, he's going to be lying on the floor.
I was just wondering what you were doing tonight.
You said you want me to sleep over?
Nah, you don't have a place to stay.
That's where I heard you say that.
Oh.
Nah, you got a friend or nah?
You got a friend, Alex, or nah?
Okay, call me when you're settled in, okay?
Alright, fuck up.
What?
Who are you supporting?
Me.
Why did uh...
You know how Sage Mummy was supposed to pull up?
Yeah.
Well, she pulls the twigs and she's a party.
She's got a political party.
She's not pulling up.
So rumor has it.
It is.
Rumor has it there may or may not be a phase party.
Nah-ha! Nah-ha!
Reeses and NSHO is the worst phase call.
Number one.
Hold on.
I
Don't know why people are on my dick about something someone else posted I can't control every person in our community
You literally got his mod taken away as soon as I saw it
Why would that baby over here
Who want to go on a broom with me alone?
No.
Wait, he doesn't need it.
No.
Why?
Why?
It involves baby oil.
Who want to come?
Who want to come?
Who knows?
Why?
Why did the party get smaller?
Why did the party get smaller, Jay?
Jay, what?
I should have just picked a dish for a girl.
No, girl, pull up!
No, they're coming!
They're coming!
You guys never watch your crickets nigga, watch these crickets nigga, not the whole code of things nigga.
Oh hold on, hold on...
What the f*** is going on?
You guys it was fake. I know how to like think about it.
No, they're not.
Are people?
Tell them we laid on this side.
Yeah we could have been filed over.
Who did this fight for this side?
Is that what?
Oh.
Now I didn't know, COMA started again?
Yeah, every show's a distance for ladies, what's going on?
What's up?
Not a good number six?
Not a bad.
Yo, we on this side, y'all.
Who lost the way? Spend the bottle!
God, this shit crazy.
Wait, Lacey, did you take party at your time?
Nah, take it at your part time.
I've had a generational party.
No, no, no, please, I'm ruining my rep.
Thousands of people hosted by Jason McGee.
I spy a beautiful woman.
Oh.
And he guesses Jason.
I didn't.
I thought I was gonna too.
I spy someone.
Okay then.
All right Drew, don't fucking look at us like that.
Literally.
Just play a little way too fucking.
Yo Drew, rule out the lights in the girls' room.
Come on.
Oh no, you can't ask me.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Well, they got the credit so they would get a beat back.
I got the credit so they would get a beat back.
I mean, I guess I'm a big teacher when we're old.
Nah, I said this shit is with us fuck right now.
Nah, you're a comedian.
They're at the...
Now where's the speaker go? Let's play some music.
Nah, too loud, let me use it.
Not yet.
Yo man, let's go live in some groups.
Hold on.
Here we go.
No, let me kill them.
Hey, why are you doing this floor?
That y'all look great.
Yo Dave, like you told me, you know it's better than doing the same as boring with a whole scalp.
How's that dance, dude?
What's that?
What?
There's actually people coming, they're probably looking at the stream and waiting until prime
time.
Every one's probably looking at the stream and they're like, are we not pull up yet?
No one wants to be the first group to pull up.
So I fucked up, we honest, I think I think the girls that have come in here that I
really feel like must have been showing up and they feel like must have been showing
up.
I don't know what's going on here.
My clothes are fucking with you?
Of course, I know what I'm talking about.
Nap segment?
Nap segment.
I don't know what's going on here.
What?
There's only one thing we need.
What?
We got a fucking...
We got a fucking...
Put the case in her story.
That might need to be the reason.
That little fucking ruin a lot of things.
Yeah, you're right.
Okay, so I'm your host, I'm your host, Nita.
You're rep is on the line
You know what let's just fucking call the cops on ourselves
That might be playing see that's playing that's that's fancy
Okay, plain a is
We could wait it out, because they said 10 bro, and you know how people pull up, they say 10, 10, 30, so you should wait, we'll wait until 10 maybe, you know what I mean?
I don't know, they say 3, 4 cars pull up straight girls.
Talk about fanfiction.
I don't know, but they girls though, they girls.
They girls.
They girls, you know what I'm saying?
What about playing V?
Uh, Frank, B probably gonna be like, uh, jump out and jump into the pool with us.
I don't- I don't-
Dream over.
Just let me-
No, I put a beat in-
Just let me in and we get a dream over.
That ass.
I mean, stop sitting here thinking there's a party when me and you are in a party.
That ass.
Come on, let's get this shit going.
Let's get this shit off.
Come on, let's get this shit done.
Let's get this shit pumped.
No, no, let's get this shit, let's get this shit pumped.
Oh, shit.
That's a good one.
I can't see the invitation.
Oh, shit.
Ah, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Yeah, we win.
Yeah, come on.
Wait a minute.
We win.
There you go.
Yeah!
What time is it?
It's time to clap.
Hey, the kids are shit.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Why not?
Why not?
Did you get the ticket?
Oh, wait.
Check out the video.
I see you over there playing with a guy named Anthony.
That's the weather out on the fucking cellar room.
You should play with the air conditioner.
Look, it's not a clock. You want to talk.
Say, I fuck with a ghost.
Who said that?
Satchel, let me know.
Hey.
You don't drink?
Not that you love her.
Yeah, let's get in there, man.
Take it off and get out of here.
Get out.
Who's on AXE?
This is AXE, come on, we'll get everybody.
Let me take this shit!
It's a fuck off AXE, bro!
Shit!
Don't fill up the music.
Don't fill up the music.
Don't fill up the music, you know.
Nah, people are gonna throw up, you know.
Let me fill it, baby.
No, I'm gonna fight your ass.
Oh
This will get this will get them jumping
That's his fourth plate. Probably like six plates.
Yeah, yeah, seven tacos and now he's playing like a beat.
Shatter that!
Nah, this party's good!
You did your dance!
Time!
Have!
and live
well hold on this might turn into a real party
bro just go turn into it
access the process
nah fuck it bro just make a story post for 5 minutes bro please bro
oh no wait
I can't I can't I can't
play the music
play the music
play the music
stop that
They're gonna beat you!
Yo! You're taking the back party!
Everybody's getting the back to party!
Hurry! Go back to music!
Yo!
Yo, come on, yeah!
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!
No, they're gonna make fun of me.
Just come on.
No, no, ladies. Come on, they're gonna make fun of you.
Yo, what the fuck?
Yo, what the fuck?
We'll put this shit off.
Yo, where the fuck?
Fuck it on me! Hold on, I gotta call you back!
I'm not gonna get bugged anymore, boss. Okay.
Okay, I'm gonna basically put the-
What the fuck is this?
What are we gonna do, bro?
No, bro.
You guys don't like the fucking motion, bro.
You don't want me to put it on this door?
Bro, bro, ten minutes, bro.
No, you know what, bro?
Just five minutes.
No, no, no. Just put the-
Yeah, you make me not have any.
Just put the- I just see your fucking story.
What?
What?
Oh, no!
I'm trying to get stressed, bro.
What happened to the three or four cards full of girls?
We wanted to cause the girls are here. Yeah
I
It's 9.15 we told you to put another ad in it.
Who's ready for a shot of th-
Oh, okay, that's my kid.
I can't tell you what he's doing with that.
I'll let you do this, you know.
I'm just gonna let you do this.
Nah, we- we're right here opposed to Addy, bro.
I'm just gonna let you do that, you know what I mean.
I'm just gonna let you do that.
I'm just gonna let you do that.
Hold on.
Oh, now this is how we kill him.
Hold on.
That's just the empty for some reason.
No you gotta be in the head no problem
Yeah
Let me get one where she went quick
He's in my head
Wait wait wait
It lasted just
It lasted just
Now it is now
It lasted just
Now it is
This way
We got hold of it
I mean
oh no there's a truck of girls
bring the truck
throw them in the van
You're the one who's gonna be in our arms and fight.
I know you're the boss.
I know you're the boss.
Uh, yes.
Y'all cool and stuff, girl.
You're both with your y'all.
This is the party.
You come back.
We don't make some money.
No, no, no, no, no.
You go back, Mark.
You go tell me don't.
No, no.
You think that's a big deal.
Hey, baby, you're claiming a hurt.
Now, if somebody don't like me, why do you think it's a call?
Hey, they said, dirty as fuck.
See, now, are you double-cooked up?
I'm double-cooked, man.
Dead ass.
Oh, man.
Huh?
Wait, wait.
Oh, no.
You said, Matt's here in 15 minutes.
15 minutes.
Say I should never hold somebody back.
So you can let him be secured?
There's gonna be too many people you should be secured.
Just make sure.
That's fine, hold on, hold on.
That doesn't mean you can do that.
No, no, no, no, that I can't.
No, you guys could hear 50 minutes.
That ass?
Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
No, sort of guys.
No, no, no, no.
Five stars are gonna kill people all over.
I don't wanna get killed by five stars.
I mean, we waited, bro!
Yeah, we did it.
Oh.
I'm gonna go outside.
I'm on my way to video.
where he has to put his feet on the table like a mat and he will be fine.
You know what, bro? You don't give it time. You give it to him.
It is. Shake it off, shake it off, shake it off.
You know what I'm saying? Shake it off, get off.
Let me dig your throat.
You can just take any of these. That's all you need.
You don't give a shit, man.
You don't give a shit, man.
You don't give a shit, man.
You don't give a shit, man.
You don't give a shit, man.
You don't give a shit, man.
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
I'm going to get ready.
What's up?
It was me.
You know, like I have shoes.
Yeah.
You can get out of my room like that.
And then you can shoot.
I'm a little hard here.
I'm a little hard, huh?
Me.
That's what I'm used to.
Ah, me.
I'm actually not sure.
I'm not going to sit around and sit there.
I'm going to sit in my coat right now.
Are you running a lot of stuff?
I'll be late.
Yeah, but I'm going to be on this weekend.
When you do, like, hack to get in there,
we're going to come here and just get you to the court.
Oh, are you guys in there?
Yeah.
And every single guy is in the family.
We're going to come here and just get you to the court.
Hey, I'm going to be in there.
We're going to be here.
We're going to be here.
We're going to be in the party.
The party's going to start at all.
Yearly 10 11
4 hour people could
like crazy crazy crazy
not understanding
right now you're on the position to chill
what does this give to the bottle
you know it's not easy to have
10
yes
I think it's a level of fire
I think it's a level of fire
now we have to help the motion
so I made this guy a kid
I made this guy a kid
I made you got a kid
It looks like we got locked out
This shit really a movie
I'm out there bruh
I have to get up here
I'm out of here
I'm out of here
I'm out of here
I'm out of here
I lost my voice
What the fuck is my hearing?
I'm out of here
I'm out of here
I'm out of here
Okay, really fine.
Actually, I'm gonna keep trying.
I'm gonna keep trying.
I'm gonna keep trying.
Yeah, that part is fucked.
Bro, this thing is gonna be too late, bro.
I said you can't tell me it's gonna be breaking.
Oh, no, bro.
Bro, you didn't even get back.
Ah, R.P. just you?
Oh, she was good to ask.
I didn't even say hi.
Hey, how you doing?
I'm just going to...
Oh, you're going to piss me off.
Okay, camera man.
No, hold on, just put it on the ground and shit.
Now, who's that though?
Who's that?
No.
Now, who'd you meet today?
I'm going to gym and open my eyes.
Me and Lacey, we can get in the gym and spread the morning.
Oh, she's so excited!
Let me in. I'm out of guys tonight.
I'm going to come back.
It's just fun.
Alright?
Ashley, how are you doing, church?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What is your name?
No.
Oh, yeah, something.
Something.
It's missing your fucking...
No, that one!
I got a kid.
I'm not really a standard.
I'm not really a standard.
I'm not really a standard.
Oh
and we need to get the message in the phone.
Okay, good job.
Who's that?
You got some beautiful slits?
I think so, like, get that in the standard, huh?
Hey, everybody got to be this lit.
I did.
I did.
I did my house tip.
I did too.
I did too.
Hey!
You did a party out here, wasn't it?
You're so poor you're not gonna die.
No, I'll give you that.
That's your time. You're gonna help me with all of this.
Not this shit.
Ah, yeah.
Look, man, I got a gift for you and shit.
You got me, man.
Please.
I got a gift for you and shit.
That's not how it works.
Wait, you got some crumbs on your neck?
Wait, I threw some stuff on your neck right here.
Well, flower of doom.
Sorry, I don't know that fast.
What are you doing?
I don't know where I'm at.
Huh?
Should I be killing him?
Okay.
Darkie.
now what
now what
now what
now
now
now
now
I'm back on right now.
My head.
I'm hungry.
I got the crumb on my lips.
I'm back to me.
My body back on.
I've been sore as man.
I look like you're gonna get cut.
Nah, I ain't.
I'm not doing that.
Oh, what the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell is this?
What the hell?
What the hell?
Why do you keep the check?
I'm not doing that.
What the hell?
I'm not gonna try it.
What the hell?
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Man, it's about to blow up.
Let's go keep pausing this shit, though!
You fuck with the bar side, man!
Oh, I don't believe in big homies!
Hey!
Is that one with helicopter, bro?
Well, all of us have the walkie-of-matter, so...
I don't think we met yet.
Oh, hold on!
Wait, wait!
Hold on, now!
Man, I don't know.
Yeah, nah, oh, yeah, nah, yeah, nah.
I'm not in here.
Oh, my.
Who the fuck in here?
My mom's speaking.
Go.
No, no, no.
Oh, my God.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not in here.
I'm not in here.
I'm not in here.
I'm not in here.
Yeah, that is it.
Yes!
It's the sound of clock?
Sound of clock?
What's on your hand?
Iso! Iso!
That's probably a bulls**t.
No, bro.
Hold on a little bit, man.
Hold on a little bit, bro.
You want to speak?
Yeah, you don't want to hear it right now.
No, listen to me.
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
Listen.
Listen.
This is probably too late.
I'm talking to the whole thing to me.
I know that.
Where the fuck the speaker go?
All of that get lead.
Wait for me to say that.
Where the fuck the speaker go?
AY WES-
Alright, J. This is how you do this.
This is how you do this.
This is how you do this.
Who's next?
Nah, this shit's too late.
Who is that?
Who the fuck?
Someone's leaving.
No, we need other people who can't get in the car.
Don't leave me.
Don't leave me.
Who the fuck is leaving?
Who is that?
Who is that?
Wait, who is that?
Why did-
That's like five people in that car.
Are they dead as well?
Wait, but who the fuck is that?
all over they parking and they parking
what is that?
hold up
wait wait
wait what the
they're parking
oh it's
oh it's oh yeah
they're all doing that parking
they're all doing that parking
what do they do?
can we just do a sneak peek on the
why the fuck we got a car full of dudes
what a phone
what a phone that I
no
They said it just drove off! Now I'm with them drove off!
What the fuck?
Kill him bro!
What're you doing bro?
What're you doing bro?
No, no, no
No, no, no, no come on
Oh, there you go, that's it
Don't fuck off man
I got the shit in here
Oh no!
Oh no!
Now you guys are shit now
We go back, we go back
hold on what you doing with him brave
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
yeah I got you
do you have friends that want to come
we need people
ok yeah let me know
that's not a crazy
hold on we live though
hold on get through this
there we go
He's had a call of
That's it, he didn't hit me this party
I heard about the girls
Car full of people
Car full of men, man
Wait, stop talking
Yeah
Damn
Damn
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
Redify. Redify.
Who's on the door?
You're a man of a hand.
Don't be too loud, man.
Don't be too loud.
I'm not playing with y'all.
Nobody's got a group of us.
No, unless it's that she's seen it.
If her friends want to come home.
No, we can't lead tonight.
I'll tell you this.
It doesn't get it. Sorry.
I was very good right now, I was very good right now.
Oh
Oh, oh, Max outside
Can someone talk to me?
No one's gonna say hello!
No one's gonna say hello to me!
Only you guys...
No one's gonna say hello!
Luis!
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't...
No!
Hurry!
Don't, don't, don't, don't!
Hey, you!
I'm gonna do it!
I'm gonna do it!
Alright!
It's a movie, so far!
Nah, I don't know!
That's perfect!
I got the game!
It's a bad day to be open!
This party!
Nah!
You know what I mean?
Let's go!
It's on my body!
It's on my body!
It's on my body!
The highest volume!
Ya!
It's on my body!
Ya, we picked up.
Now we've picked up!
You want to double up?
We're getting dirty.
Let me out.
I'll do it.
Hey, it's our shit.
Ah, you're really cool with that.
Hell.
Oh, no.
It is not cool.
I'm bored.
Ow.
Oh, yeah.
Ah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, give me some ideas, kid.
I'm gonna get the back of...
I'm gonna get the fucking soda.
What the fuck?
I thought the store the party
Why do I everybody gone in the video?
The door
I
I
Oh
Come on, guys.
Who bring him?
Oh, no!
What are you doing to Sidette Ass, y'all?
Find him and fucking assassinate him.
You have to turn the music off.
I'm gonna get a bouncer.
Do you have a bouncer?
These are a bouncer?
Come on, guys.
Pull me up, please.
Pull me up, though.
Yeah, nah, you keep going, man.
Fucking fucker.
Goddamn, man.
Damn!
Who's working there, man?
Nah, he's already shooting at him.
You're drunk, Jason?
Oh, God.
Please, please!
Lazy go
It's crazy man, I'm getting tired. It's a crazy
I can see just the game in this TV.
I can't believe the money here.
Oh, damn!
You drunk as fuck.
I mean, I told you I'd clear my shit, bro.
I've heard that.
I'm mad cold.
Now, Archie.
How was your life?
Which I did play.
person you wanted to meet? No, bro, Jason, bro, like in the morning, bro, when you was
like waking up late, bro, I got your mail for you, bro. You know what I'm saying? They
said that you came back positive, bro. But herpes and shit, bro. But it's all right,
though. We're gonna get you right. You can carry that, bro. I got herpes. No, yeah,
cause we don't carry it, cause that's one thing you can carry. That's so cool.
I
Told y'all we didn't let me have a good time
It's a hot tub too
You know
You know we could have turned this
So I didn't you just say the word
and he snapped.
yeah no man, I need to come here.
I need all the streamers to come here right now.
oh?
This is what I told you.
I'm not a bad officer, I'm a high just here.
no no no no.
Max, we might have to bro.
Bro, we might have to.
stop.
Oh, she was going on.
They said that three, four cars of girls
is pulling up right now.
That's what he said.
Take the card.
One 10, go get it.
Hey, one 10.
I need music to be played.
How long I got to get on the floor?
Three, four cards of girls are coming right now, Max.
I need music to be played.
I'm back.
Guys, the hangar, though.
Love, soul, stuff.
How long I got to get on the floor?
Max?
We all just enjoying having a good night.
Y'all? We're getting walkers right now.
I'm not gonna allow y'all to go walkers.
I'm sorry.
I think you're okay.
I think y'all should get laid.
I'm trying to make a whole fuckin' week of sleep.
We gotta take a problem with this.
This is it.
This is it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is it.
I'm going to get laid.
I'm sorry.
Man, Max, your right side looks kinda empty, bro.
I'm just gonna get laid.
I can't get laid.
You know what? You know what? You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, man!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, you can do it!
Now just say it, guys!
I don't want to make more money, Steve.
I don't want to have any money.
I'm gonna put it in the color of the shirt.
The dollar and the money is hurt.
I don't need a famous book.
I need a famous business.
I don't have a business.
I don't have a business.
No.
Dremel just touched me.
Dremel just said a word.
Dremel just said a word.
Dremel just said,
Hey, Dremel, are you here to have a shit, bro?
come on
Oh
I'm not on it. I'm not on it. Oh, they coming back. They coming. That's right, man. Oh,
snap
I
Let me get stops for the new character.
Here we go.
More, more, more.
What was this one?
Why are you saying wrong system?
Oh, it's lemonade, y'all.
I
You, you that's your job.
Okay.
You wanna be like, okay, let's go everyone.
Just a pre-game, 24 at 12.
I got, I know it's dream of, but dream of in a promote.
Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck.
Dream of an homage.
Dream of an homage.
Now, listen, don't worry.
You gotta, why the fuck is there something like that?
You wanna start getting it?
You're right, you're right.
All right.
Yes, if you can get a speaker here.
Hey.
If we get a speaker here, is that a speaker of yours?
I need you to save me five stars.
Five stars, save me five stars.
Talk to me. Talk to me. Yeah, the most easiest thing here. Okay, and I make the party even literally now it's a pregame
Okay, so you see that room you have over there. Which one? Which one? The game with the table. Yeah
That would make everyone loosen up in the air. Beer pong? Beer pong? No, no, no, no. Beer pong is too socially un-
It's not such a spectacle, but it's only for people. If you want everyone to play it, there's many games where everyone can play at once.
I
I'm sorry to do that
This is a lot.
It's not a beer pot.
Either a thumb cup or a stack cup.
So everyone can play.
Thumb cup.
Yeah.
OK, Adam.
So how do I set this up?
I'll put cups out.
Oh, you know, I'm starting out with this in the game at first.
And then speaking to everybody, I'm going to be playing games
and pre-games and then do that.
Sorry, y'all.
Sorry, y'all.
I said, I'm feeling like I have party control.
You got to be happy.
Right, yo, let's go.
Yo, let's go.
Hold on.
Project Z's on three.
Let's go.
Project Z.
Oh, you're getting kind of dirty.
You're getting kind of dirty.
One, two, three, pocket seats!
Let it go! Let it go! Let it go!
Let's get this game going!
What, hey, thank you, we're coming to the green gas!
Yeah!
Party starts at midnight!
Hey, the party starts at midnight!
Hey, you're not supposed to be a green gas!
You're not supposed to be a green gas!
The drinks in that year!
Hey, guys, this is the last one!
I want to talk to you about the paper.
This is where you said they'll do it.
We need the speaker.
That's what I'm talking about.
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
Calm down.
No!
It's him on the rocks. It's him over there.
Go right over there.
Go!
They don't want to kill the rocks!
Put on that microphone!
Of course it's him, bro.
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm gonna take the flag.
I'm gonna take the flag.
The phrase is open this time.
Come on, bro, the lights, man.
There we go.
What the fuck?
Where the fuck are you?
We need the lights. We need the lights. We need the lights.
Come on.
I don't know. I'll put it like I want to make out with it.
Yeah.
That light is on.
Hello.
What's your arm?
Yo, where's Joe at?
Hey, what's up, Steve?
I'm talking to you, Steve.
You're talking to me?
I'm talking to you.
I'm talking to you.
I
Hold on
Later in the night
We need some ad speakers.
Oh God, I'm free.
Who the fuck are you?
Oh, where the fuck those speakers are?
Yo, who's not off?
Who got that little ad speaker?
Yo, who got that little speaker?
Who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck are you?
I'm gonna shit in a fucking pool.
I ring, I ring.
Where the fuck are the speakers?
Oh, yeah, bro, you gotta set this room up.
here we go
I don't know
it's time bro
you know what?
you need to be in the same league
hold on, that party in the town is like a party now
look
how we set the game off
now
we've been out of the house
we've been out of the house
we've been out of the house
we've been out of the house
we've been out of the house
This nigga's too late, no more, no more, I like him.
No more, he's coming.
No more late.
Jesus Christ.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You're saying it, you're saying it.
You're goofing down, you're saying it.
What?
What?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What?
What's the other company's side?
Drill's got 15 girls on the one hand.
Oh no, Drill's not.
On that side or this side?
No, no, we're even doing this.
It is.
It is.
It is.
Oh
Yeah
Yeah
We got to make sure the mob rules. Set this up. Set this up.
I don't think we'll get a movie. I like it.
And the beard and all that.
But how are we going to see them?
We're good. You could reference it to you today. This would be the place that I would be getting back.
You know, if you didn't put a TV on the speaker, I'm going to see you there now.
And I'm going to see you there here.
There's no light in your shit.
No, there's no point in darkening it. It's the way it would matter for the people.
Okay, thank you.
I just got my...
What the f***?
I don't f***ing know what floor I'm dying from.
No, no, no.
One like a hand.
Nothing, nothing. I'm just...
I'm just gonna put it here.
Oh, see how it goes!
Take it!
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Hey, guys, cut him off.
I want the 36 minutes.
Pull up.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Hey, you playing safe?
You're playing safe?
I'm here.
Cut him off for you.
30 minutes.
30 minutes?
Cut him off for 30 minutes.
Okay.
You can't drink your next 30 minutes.
Yeah, man, you gotta slow down.
I'm gonna get you.
Hold on.
I'm gonna slow down.
On the way.
Speaker for me? On the way.
First, please.
Second, fail.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I know, Ellen.
We're gonna play this.
We're gonna play this.
So, are you ready for that one?
Are you ready for it, Graham?
Are you all ready for the last one?
Yeah.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Are you still ready?
Yeah, yeah.
We're gonna get him on this side.
I'm gonna teach you right now.
I just want to say whoever's calling me for a date, it's it!
Cause I want to try my amy bin, a language job.
Okay, I'm not even gonna lie, I'm like stop it.
I'm gonna be nice, but I won't.
I don't think I'm doing that for a real time or not.
You know what, I'm gonna live by that.
I'm gonna live by that.
We're here for a big night.
This is crazy.
Oh my god.
I can't do this.
I mean, this is real.
This is real.
This is real?
I got you over there.
Oh, get it down!
Get it down!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
I
See that guy you say just say the word
I
You got people?
I got people.
You got people?
Yeah, let me get some right.
Oh my, oh my.
Okay.
You know what he knows? I'll take this one!
Yo, you know what he knows?
You got people?
I got people!
You got people?
Yeah, I got people.
Yeah, I got people.
Yeah.
I got people.
I got people.
I got people.
You got ping pong balls, but these are the ping pong balls.
Oh, you all have real ones?
What the fuck did I buy those for then?
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I'm gonna get you some.
Why are you not reaching?
I'm good, bro. You want me to do it too?
I will
What people go over there now you don't all I need a quick
I'm going to get water. I'm not going to go talk to guys.
I
Had no
He said 30 minutes, bro. You got it?
I see the light at the end of the tunnel, alright just keep it joining us though.
We're going to play our fun.
Yes.
Let's play one.
This is the worst.
Yes.
And then they go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not going to let you go, I'm not going to let you go, I'm not going to let you go.
So let's display two behavioral people's stars and they both walk in the cup.
And whoever gets the first picture will get the next round.
And now they're ready to see a vlog.
I don't play.
We're not supposed to!
That's not a good thing.
I'm sorry.
That's what it is.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I
I don't know, maybe she's...
I need confidence.
I don't know where she went. I need confidence.
I'm okay.
Ice cream!
Ice cream? Where's one of the last?
Ice cream!
Ice cream!
Ice cream!
Ice cream!
Ice cream!
Ice cream!
Ooh!
Danny!
Oh
Hey Tess, he's been chilling
No, no, no, we do. I'm charging that shit.
Okay, drummo, yeah!
Oh
And you guys get to run!
Where's the old guy?
Peru?
All right man, all right, one time.
You got the little guy?
No!
Yo man, man, man, man.
Well done.
You know what happens today?
About three years around we'll go out of here.
That's crazy, man.
But you gotta help me get there.
Yeah.
You're here.
All right, they're good?
And then, other than that,
you go park your car and you just come back
and say to the people down there, yeah.
Fuck.
Oh, I'm so uh.
No, no.
No.
I'm going to get you.
Move.
I need to get my gear.
Get your gear.
I'm going to get you.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, I need to get my gear there.
Oh.
I need to get my gear there.
I need to get my gear there.
Go ahead, go ahead.
I've got the rope.
No, no.
No, no.
I said it might be a bourgeois.
Let's go.
No, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
They should have done it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You'll try it.
Try to light up a little bit.
A little bit.
I did a fuck test with like me last night and I think it's safe.
Who's that here?
What are you doing here boy?
I'm serious please.
You need a photo?
Yeah, I do.
Thank you man.
You are?
Come on, come on.
Can you see me?
I'm seeing the light out there in the tunnel.
A little bit.
Come on, you need to talk to me.
You need to talk to me.
What are you feeling?
Wait, they leave.
Wait, what you feeling? Wait, did he, did he?
Nah, he did. I can tell.
Get in, I know.
I'm off lemonade, bro.
Wait, wait, hey, no.
I'm on the hospital.
What's that?
What's that?
Lacey, Lacey went to no risk to get a biopso low.
What did he tell you?
He just said, oh, I'll get the camera in here.
We're in here
Say oh, golly Ashley with the ice soul
That's crazy, bro. Oh, no water. I hope they don't have herpes
All right, let's get back. I just need to lock it
Yeah bro, I'm joining the team.
No, they really do want it.
Are you stupid?
No, they really do want it.
They said they want it.
They don't want it.
They said they want it.
I'm sorry.
No, they don't want it.
No, they really do want it.
Claudia?
No, I don't.
Do you want to know you?
What?
Am I trippin'?
I know you give me close on Twitter
She getting busy
Yo, Yogi. What's happening?
What the fuck are you doing down here, sir? Sir, what are you doing down here? Sir, sir,
you are one of the hearts of this team. It is you, me, Max.
Lacey. Lacey. Lacey is out of the game. Oh my God. This nigga is out of the game.
out of the game. I'm not the fuck in there. Come on, let's go.
People leaving this shit, man. No, no, no, no. Go up there. Go up there.
Go up there. It's saveable. It's saveable. Come on. Come on, y'all.
Have hope. At the end of the day, we can't get nothing there without hope.
Start stroking out here. What's he doing?
Come here, come here, we'll not be able to talk to you.
Can you light it up a little bit, a little bit?
Oh!
Dream on!
Was it you? Was it you?
Yeah, I think it was him.
I don't know what's happening
I'm gonna kill you, fucker!
I'm gonna kill you, fucker!
No, no, no, it's gotta stay ground. It's weak. Come on, bro. I would never smoke it still, come on, man.
Where is that? This is not paper, it's not paper, it's not paper, man.
Well, I wonder if they're trying weak, because I don't know how to angle a lot.
No, they're gonna look good, man. You gotta relax. You're not like playing everything.
Oh
That door gets long
I'm gonna kick that one.
I'm not playing.
Why are you not even playing?
That's crazy.
Serena?
What are you?
Who's the guard?
What do you think?
Why?
I think it's a lot of cute...
I think it's a lot of cute...
With the beard and this hair.
Hi, thank you.
Uncle Miller.
I think you just...
If you want it, like, it's not hitting.
You want me to start it for you or no?
Yeah, I could.
I'm not writing a rush.
I got that shit on Blu-ray
I lose the last of the game, so I get it.
It's probably one of the, I don't know.
I think it's a good one.
Wait, wait, where is it? Is that a weed?
Oh, that's a good one.
Oh, no, I've never smoked weed.
Oh, that's a good one.
Our turn.
That's pretty cool.
I'm not doing anything.
It is good.
What time is it?
20 really can't find time.
Oh, we're good.
How are you doing?
The kickback.
It's a kickback, not a party.
What are you doing?
I'm holding you in a bag.
Yeah, but why?
I'm holding you in a bag.
I'm holding you in a bag.
I'm holding you in a bag.
I'm holding you in a bag.
No, we got up.
Yeah, listen to me, I was not allowed to go in the whole place, you know.
Max, I'll ask for a flag.
Yeah, I'll ask for a flag.
We don't think that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't think that.
Man.
Get this video coming out, get out of the way.
Yeah, hold on a sec.
Okay, all nighters?
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, Mike.
It's a warm welcome to our show.
What?
You're warm?
Yeah.
I'm not in charge of it.
I'm fine.
How are you guys?
I'm fine.
What is it?
It's an L, bro.
Why do you have an L?
It's an L, bro.
I'm off like three pink Whitney's.
Are you a drug?
I'm an Eliminate.
Are you a drug?
Ah, man.
Yeah.
Where's the plan B?
It's a plan B.
It's a plan B.
It's a plan B.
It's a plan B.
You want to take a plan B?
Where is the plan B?
Oh there they are!
The hundreds!
Are you going to take a plan B?
Do you have to do it?
You're 30.
No, this is our process first.
We're not going to go fast.
We're not going to go fast.
We're not going to go fast.
We're not going to go fast.
We're not going to go fast.
We're not going to go fast.
These ain't hard to do.
No.
Come on baby, come on baby.
I'm good to kill you, brother.
You scared, brother.
You need to save this fucking brother.
You want to ask the latest fucking problem?
I'm great!
Snack him!
I don't want to make a harm to you.
You need new people.
Get out of the fucking ass.
They're not going to come to you,
and you got to go meet new people.
Ah, yeah.
Come on, come on.
Let's all run out and save him.
That's the boss!
How y'all doing?
How are you?
Good to see you!
How are you?
Good to see you!
How are you doing?
Good to see you!
Good to see you!
I'm in a circus!
How are you?
Good to see you!
Very nice!
Good to see you!
I'm going to show you right there.
You both fit it like this.
I didn't think you would get to hold it.
Follow me.
Follow me.
He's the only one who will fit it.
Exactly.
You're going to stay this thing.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Yo, you got a ball on.
I'll just show you what he's done.
He's got that ball.
Not my ball.
Hold on.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
I'm going to get the speakers.
I'm a pig.
I'm a pig.
I'm a pig.
Crazy.
Thank you.
I'm a pig.
I'm a pig.
I'm a pig.
I'm a pig.
I'm a pig.
Yo, what the fuck, brother?
What is he doing?
He's doing the big doll.
He's doing the big doll.
I like that song.
I like that song.
I like that song.
I don't miss you, man.
Bye.
Hey.
Fiona?
I had a Modesto bar.
Hey.
You crazy?
Fuck!
God!
Have a nice week.
Hold up!
Oh my God.
I love you!
What do you need?
I didn't mean anything.
What are you doing?
What do you need?
I didn't mean anything.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Where?
Hey, what's your dish for, bro?
Let me get that dish for you.
Wait.
I'm gonna hit you.
No, I'm gonna hit you.
Alright, man.
I'm gonna hit you what?
I
I
What was the last thing you did?
What was it?
Cops.
Sorry y'all, you must be...
Sorry y'all, you must be...
Sorry y'all, you must be...
Sorry y'all...
No, we got it.
Wait a sec, is J good? Hold on.
Is he doing it again?
Yeah, he got it.
You good, my boy?
Yeah.
Hold on, put the camera on here.
Don't put it on me.
Um...
Wait, you better not.
Hey, man.
No, we're doing it right now.
So this is actually quite the story think about it man we start off for this party it was Dan people are telling us
Just keep the noise down now. We actually got to keep the noise down. It's getting very loud
All the door their clothes are going well a lot of people are here. This is back from the gondi one
All right, all right, all right, all right!
Hey!
I'm ready, all right!
See?
See?
See?
See?
You can't even butt the beat.
You're trying to speak it.
You know, all the rules are back at the top.
Has any girls been feeling jaded?
You're leaving emotion.
Huh?
You're leaving emotion.
How do they say a dog?
A dog is a dog.
A dog is a dog.
And not any of the girls.
I guess you did it.
You might need time. What's that? You might need to get 20 dollars.
Oh, hell no.
Look there!
Let's try to wrap it.
Michael, no time. Show of light is over.
Hey, thank you, dear. Thank you, dear.
Thank you.
Oh
You want to start hanging out the hand sweets?
Oh, oh, we're high-five, we're high-fiving.
I'm going to look for one way now.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to throw the A-single.
I'm going to throw that double.
I'm going to throw that quadruple.
That's how fast this is going to go.
I'm going to go back.
Now for me.
What are you?
What are you?
My god.
Chad, should we mic him or no?
Mic him.
Mic him.
Mic him.
Mic him.
Mic him.
Mic him.
Mic him.
Hi Chad.
Are you good?
Yup.
You need to uh...
I don't know, I don't know.
Uh, we should do a test.
That's gonna be for me.
Let go of the wire, okay?
Tessie, Tessie, one, two, three, you can't hear me?
No, Mike, it's better.
You actually hear me?
Nah.
You gotta go upstairs.
I'm just making a good up.
I don't know if you can hear him flowering.
Is the charge in?
I didn't, Berlert.
You're good, you're good!
I mean did it it turned out it turned out not bad
I
What are you better now though, it's good now
All right
I think it's all well, I think you might just have to have a very very big like
I just called them guys but I don't know what they're doing.
My phone's at 200, can we talk a little bit?
Uh, uh, 200.
What are you doing?
Huh?
Like there's a portable right here.
Will it work?
It keeps coming through.
I don't have a cord.
Right here, no?
Is that a cord?
Wait, that is a music check, check it.
That is a music puzzle.
You check it because we're using it.
Wait, how are we going to do this?
Get my shoe cracked.
Let's see if we can do that.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You call me?
Chat, we just put it on a...
We put it on a...
...sexual things, right?
Please, don't fold that die. It's fully died.
How?
Because it... I don't know...
...put it into the trees.
Maybe because it's too thick, right?
Switch me.
Wait, is that what matters to me?
I'm going to...
I think he knows
Yo chat we got four hours left chat what oh my timer, bro
Please give subs, bro
Yo
Please chat
It's OV
Get out there and castle I'll go out there and castle if I get
Five gifted from Adrian. Oh my fucking goodness
That boy man with a 25 gifted. Thank you. I'll bring it come with a tag
Let's go bro
new plan see right now this is my father's team of guys
we have to go with brownies and a mortar bucket hey Jason's chat this
party's lit listen he's gonna go to sleep in the Uber you guys got a change
you guys got to get from 50 right now 50 something back out there the
Yeah, thank you for the spot!
Huh?
Oh my god, we got it in a rucksack.
Yeah.
How many did it in?
We got it in a coat of shit.
Ron's on with a 25!
You guys thinking the party good?
It's not...
What? It's not bad.
It's chillin', some show shit.
It's like a...
Keep going, Jack.
Come on, Jack, come on!
Scott, thank you for the one.
I don't even want to go when I call me, Sam.
I don't even want to go.
Let's go!
Let's see what my coax is.
It's not like they're getting lit out there.
Sam, I got hacked.
Where you at, bro?
They're just there to tool.
Yo!
Yo!
Ten more gifted!
Ten more gifted and we go out there and get lit, bro.
Ten more.
Trader with the 20 fucking gifted.
my fucking boy oh my awkward they were five my boy oh my god that boy man with
the 25 gifted let's fucking go bro let's run this shit up man
I'm sorry, it's nice to meet you.
Take care.
And up.
Let me pull you up.
You can have more on the side.
Over the road, y'all.
What's up?
Thanks for everything.
Thanks for everything.
Thanks for everything.
Thanks for everything.
Thanks for everything.
Thanks for everything.
Thank you.
What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
W, Lacey, W Plan C!
How you doing? Hey, everything great? Thank you, bro.
Oh, there? I'm gonna get a real one.
Oh, but I got alcohol.
Yes.
Oh, what?
I see what you did.
No, no, we're good, we're good.
You can go downstairs, sir.
Wait till everyone's done.
You can go downstairs and chill.
Wait and see if it's clear or not.
No!
Are you serious?
No, I'm serious, I'm serious.
No, I'm serious, I'm serious.
Oh, yeah.
No, I'm serious.
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
Why are you kicking?
No, I don't know.
Why?
Who do you want to kill?
The cops would have.
The cops would have.
just let
you know what, everybody out?
I'm not calling the shots.
I'm just gonna roll.
I'm calling the cops.
He's talking to you.
He's banging.
He's got a gun.
He's got a gun.
He's got a gun.
He's got a gun.
He's got a gun.
He's got a gun.
He's got a gun.
I'm good.
Alright bro, this is nice meeting you dawg.
How are we gonna...
Huh?
What?
What?
He grabbed us two.
He grabbed us two.
He grabbed us two.
You're still having a big fight?
Huh?
Maybe they still have a...
...28 years to go.
So what?
We can solve that.
Oh!
We got like nine days left.
You give it?
Yeah.
You give it?
I don't want to bother you.
I don't want to bother you.
You all together?
Yeah, he's gonna eat you since my only new friend.
And I don't need more.
You know me?
I know you now.
But that's this.
You got your homies.
No, wait.
No, don't say that.
That's my child.
Yeah, that's how you say it.
No, say it.
Say it.
Take care.
I bet you'll do that on tomorrow.
I'm out.
I'm dipping.
I'm back.
Put my dad in there for this.
Actually, I couldn't take it off.
Yeah.
I'm just going to go.
I'm going to hold the camera.
Anyone need to go out and get out?
Jim, are you dead?
I'm not. I'm with you, Jenna.
No, Jenna, go out there. Jenna's going to come right open here.
I'm going to go right out.
Jenna's out here. Jenna's going to come right out.
You're not. You're not.
Go out there. They're going to see you out there.
I'm also with...
What's her name?
You're going to?
So Jim and Nat, you're going to...
You're not affected, let's see.
They're running right through you outside.
Let's go.
Let's see what the otherns gonna say, chocolate.
I don't know, if you see who you got to call.
Y'all don't figure that out, though.
Oh, you guys!
Yeah?
I can't stand this.
I don't know about you ever,
when was that last day that's the fucking lead right now?
I don't know about the death of Miles,
did I just tell you?
I mean, you can go follow him.
Yeah, get him.
Yeah, get him.
I'm already at the face pad.
Yeah, we'll put him on the side.
What's up?
What's up?
I'm straight.
You're not even here?
I'm not on the side, but everyone has to lead, bro.
Everyone has to lead.
Everyone else, we have,
or else we sleep on the floor tonight.
We can keep, we can keep.
We can keep a few.
We can keep a few good.
All of the people now say is though,
who do you want?
Everyone here is cool, you know?
I think so, I'm not sure.
I don't think it's something told me.
Yo, you good?
I'm straight, bro.
Your voice feels so crazy.
My voice is going to be on this.
Huh?
What a, what a, what a, like, mini party we had, right?
No, that was a real party.
No, yeah, no.
It was like, very quick.
It was strong, bro.
It was lit.
Cause XZ in this mix.
Yeah!
I don't think he's gonna sit down here.
No, we have to find a place for him to sit and charge the phone.
I think I gotta close him and sit up.
Fuck that!
Fuck is going on, man.
Fuck is going on, man.
I got a horse.
I got a horse.
I got a horse.
I got a horse.
Oh
Thank you, no thank you. Oh my god, bro. That was that was a quick one
What a fucking risk party
We're going for round two, bro.
What happened?
The MD owner called and was like if you don't get people out we're going to call the cops.
So I'm trying to help you.
Oh no.
Wait they saw the stream or something?
No.
There's the ring camera.
Well, Yugi's good, got the positive on head.
Damn, the B&B on the song.
Well, Yugi, it's a horrible day to beat Yugi.
What the fuck is that on the ground?
That's a dead body.
What's up?
What's up?
No, that's my friends.
No, that's what I'm saying.
They say you're very online to make sure that it was good to stay.
Yeah.
But what about the people in the living room?
Who's that?
Is that your name?
The only people, those girls.
surface yeah just that one though oh is that the girl you were talking about
everybody else know what a fucking 30 minute risk part am I right no I'm not
It was though. Damn, I'm red as fuck!
Passed it. I need a grabba, quick.
Someone passed the grabba.
Hold on now.
Hey girls party!
Is it? Are we doing this IRS leaveover?
I'm sorry.
What happened?
Are you one of those girls now Jason?
Nah, I just didn't know.
I thought you wanted a girl.
I thought you wanted a girl.
I don't have a girl's name, but if you're not,
it's funny to me that you can have a girl's name.
Okay!
Let's go now!
Let's go down in here!
Hold it, bitch.
I made it.
I don't know.
You don't know.
Not like that.
You need to be more...
Like this?
I bet so what we doing that girl's night? Oh, I got a good idea
Hear me out spin the bottle
Okay got another idea hear me out freaky Jenga
I'm for the woman.
I love your hair I love your hair.
That's your mad Curly and very nice and bouncy
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure
What's your name?
So like as you for sure as you as you sure for what?
Mod that's a that's a majestic ass name
As more elder what?
I too much too much government is crazy as well as you can look me up I'm not
for your god you're an athlete was I mean I was it like a human
yeah so now I'm streaming when you're streaming wait what do you stream
just I wrote whatever the fuck I can't stream are you working with what that I'm
I'm a war zone tournament. I got war zone earnings
earnings, please I'm like a new basically like
Like like tournament one money
Yeah, so this year's what?
I'm not a sweat, but I got I got money from the tournament
You smell okay, so I smell okay
I appreciate that.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I think my shit will work out to be honest with you.
Well, so we look good together.
Is that what someone said?
Is it because of a skin color contrast?
I'm not gonna lie.
It might be.
It might be.
I got like tiny little things on my face.
I feel you.
I feel you.
laughing fuck so funny once I'm like what's so funny
damn
that's my brother
no just say it who gives a fuck
That's my life.
That's my life?
What the fuck is that?
That's the KB will.
That's the KB will.
No, it's the 100% will.
No, it is. No, it is.
Yo, that ass.
What the fuck is that?
You? Yeah. Oh, shit.
Um, my fault.
What?
You got holiday money.
Yeah!
Don't, not too much on her hand, not too much.
Nah, fuck with her left.
Her left is cute as fuck, she's cute as fuck.
That's a match, right?
Hold on.
You like her left, come on.
She has a man in her throat.
That's a great laugh, that's a great laugh.
Wait, I'm not getting on you easy at all, go ahead.
That's a really contagious though.
I like it. It's a good laugh.
Dream on? You know Dream on?
I was born to read powder.
Oh my God.
I got my story.
Who's leaving? Who's leaving?
It's the people who are leaving.
It's the people who are leaving.
That's what we like.
I've been all over your land.
If you imagine, you're good.
He's from Maryland.
I'm not going to lie. I think you need to leave.
Oh.
Wait, who got to leave?
Is that you?
I was just told like, I mean, you know, it's just
You know who Anacarion is? She just was on the panel today.
Oh, my fault.
Anyways, how am I thinking?
Yeah, I'm thinking.
No, she's a weirdo.
Oh, that's my partner.
Oh, is everyone here a streamer?
Yes.
Oh, damn.
She's like,
Uh-uh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, y'all.
I'ma send for her...
Mmm.
A mod, too.
Oh, thank you very much.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Yo, where's Yuki?
That ass.
How does football still get taken with you?
Everything okay?
You just cut the cue.
Yo, there's still people downstairs that I think might need to leave.
Who needs to leave?
Just tell them.
You tell them to please leave.
Please leave.
Please leave.
I'm going to tell them.
I just walked down and I said something.
You with those two dudes?
Oh, they take them all off.
Yeah, Jesus, you're loud, man.
You know what I'm saying?
You got to leave.
Oh, wait a minute, hold on.
Hi, Gunny, it's Michael.
Not even mine, yeah.
Oh, I see. We didn't buy that.
Nah, I just saw it.
Oh, that's so nice of you.
Oh, oh, oh.
Give this to me.
That's perfect.
That's what I need to do, right?
That's what you need to do, Bert.
Yo, Jason's not in this book, so it's worth something.
Do we have a...
Yo, what the...
I don't think that'll...
I don't think that'll...
Should we un-mic up, Jack?
This is quieter.
Who else needs to go?
to go
actually a fucking face month
we do this again bro
i'm fucking snatching your hair
absolutely dirty
yeah we do that
we don't even have a fucking lead
nah i'm missing it
that's a horrible day to be a best
don't do it to him
it's a bad day to
number 3
It's a bad day to be a bad.
We have no fun.
That's it.
I'm doing it.
You're doing it.
I'm just saying that.
I can't do it.
Moribu day to be a bad.
What the fuck?
Bad day to be a bad.
Moribu day to be a bad.
Moribu day to be a bad.
What the fuck?
Damn.
Ah, you got that game.
Is that match?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is that match?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is it only a clue?
Ain't no job.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's the oldest they've seen of good out there.
So the good out there is the same.
OK.
Everyone else is able to.
I don't know.
Wait, do we on mic check?
Let's do it quick.
Let me see.
Yes, all right.
Did I take your shit off?
They did, and then put that on me.
You all good?
Sorry bro, we got the clips.
No, don't worry bro.
Now you gotta worry about that beat.
Where's Archie?
Archie, where's Archie?
You're talking weird about me.
I'm talking weird about you.
I'm talking weird about you.
You are a fucking bitch.
You're in the back, in the back.
It's the beginning.
So the beginning talk, though.
Who the fucking guess?
Who the fuck is this?
Is she good or what?
So what?
We have to do this.
Oh, it's all ready.
This way.
Can you do it?
Go, go, go, go.
What?
Can you do that one now?
Yeah.
you can't do it.
when you came out to meet you in front
I didn't know
come on
come on
come on
come on
come on
come on
come on
come on
come on
come on
come on
Yeah!
There's one more minute for it, yeah.
One minute for it, huh?
Yugi! You step too!
Yeah, now we both need steps.
You're going to see me out at the gym.
Alright, I'm going to see my nice mom shit.
Alright, you need him?
You got him?
Well...
It wasn't that! It was bigger!
It was a slobberhead. What do you think?
Now, when your girl's photo...
That's when the party got lit.
Get out. Because you were the snapper.
I'm the mother of four girls and a big brother.
I had to...
I had to do something to her.
I got to go.
I'm not sure.
It's not my party, bro.
Why are you laughing at me up?
It's not...
Wait, it's not the NMS party?
Um...
It's the OSTS party, yeah.
I thought that was you, though.
No, Max, but that's fucking you.
That's not you?
That isn't me.
Oh, it's in the leaves, yeah!
I know.
I can never be two.
You're the ultimate snapper, though.
No, no, no.
You way better, though.
No, you...
This thing was way better than anything.
You're the ultimate, you're like the OG snapper.
Nah nah nah.
You got to be up.
Nah bro, nah bro.
That's a GF right here, it'll be a bike down.
It's a bike down.
You're the snap in.
So why are y'all being like wall flowers out here?
What's going on?
They showin' your tail.
They kill you, no GC!
Why are you all being like, care social?
Hey mom, say what?
Actually, I'll be in Paris social the party's upstairs y'all are just sitting down here by your
Do you know Paris social means?
Actually, I don't know Paris social means
I actually had someone come up to me today and asked to pull my tail
and then I said okay and they said they need to rip that shit off and then they rip my fucking tail off
So I feel like Paris social means that they're like two into the real life of this country
Yeah, but I feel like if you really have a clue in your life, you got to keep it up.
So why else would it not be everybody's up in the dark?
I just gave it to you.
I'll be up.
I'll be up.
I'll be up.
Don't worry.
I'll be up.
What you doing right now?
Sometimes you gotta recharge.
That's what's mad good though.
That's what's mad good.
That's what's mad good.
So you just like recharging it before you knew you don't want to talk to a woman.
That's what's mad good though, right?
It was not allowed.
You never gonna be the guy that did snap.
No, yeah, what the hell did you do?
I got you already.
We know about it.
We got no bags.
I ain't know like we have no bag.
We gonna be...
You know how to stop a bag.
Why die of Jason?
Shut up, anime.
I'll fuck with anime.
No cat.
We was late tonight.
We were late.
We were late.
We were late.
I feel like she's going to lie down.
I know we had young babies.
We had a lot of school that day.
Oh yeah, we had to come.
We had to arrest everybody.
So we couldn't get arrested.
Yeah, we had to go.
I don't let you pay.
I was telling you to go.
I was telling you to go.
I'm not going to go out there and party talk.
Bro the cops coming in and I'm telling them they should not wait until we do it bro.
Stay swear.
Just wanna do it bro.
Swear.
They should not wait until we do the all white party bro.
Just wait until we do it bro.
Appreciate you.
How do you feel one time?
Props to RQ bro, this shit's not easy to do that.
W one time.
Especially in a party that I think it'd be the best.
W1, have you came in?
He did what he had to do, man.
Talk about podcasts.
I think I'm sobering up.
Not that I was ever joining.
Oh, yeah.
You can set that up.
You can do that.
W, Mr. Bean.
Where's Rockin' at?
I want to see...
Rockin'?
He was hiding.
Rockin'...
He wasn't like, like, parties and shit.
He's like, really chillin'.
He was hiding.
He's like, he's got a girl, bro.
Yeah, no, yeah.
Rockin' at a fool where he'd be face-tumblin' or every night.
Wow, why are you here, Alan Stone?
Haha.
Haha.
Oh, that clean one. I should have seen it.
Nah, you be hilarious.
Huh.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
But realistically speaking, the shit wasn't even that bad.
I think this was good.
This was like a beautiful story.
You know, it started off slow and built up and boom.
It hit the climax. Everyone got kicked out.
Bro, this was a dead-ass nightmare.
This was a movie.
It was a good plot.
I liked it, bro.
I dig Z.
Where's the Z? I think it was good.
This is a good segment. Honestly. I have fun, bro. Y'all can say what y'all want. Y'all can say it was weak
But shit was food
Come how many shots you pour I don't know
The shock how they young
You can't call it a thing yet.
Hey, what?
I'll just go to the toilet.
I'll be there in about two minutes.
I'll be there in about two minutes.
Oh, I just went to the toilet.
You can't call it a thing.
I'll be there in a minute.
I'll be there in a minute.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No one knows beside talk that we don't need to know about your public position.
I don't know.
Oh
Okay, I got him
I think they're leaving.
They're leaving?
Yeah, they're leaving.
You down?
Yeah, you gotta cut it off.
They're leaving.
You got that?
Yeah, who was down here?
Maxine?
You wanted to be up there?
I'm not leaving.
No, we're going to leave.
You probably said they're now, so I'm leaving.
I'm not leaving.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
Bro, shit was so...
Leave?
Shout out to me.
Bro, if they want to put through, bro.
Dude, it was literally a plot, bro.
You were walking around.
There was like a hell of a lot of people over here, bro.
Fucking for that plan and then all the WL and shit
We made it we made it to a party and then
No
Y'all came with the plan
That's more of a...
But it is solid, if the last one is longer it's a shorter one.
I know, but that's the only problem.
You got my pocket, that's my pocket.
No, I don't see it.
It's not. It's not.
It's not even going to get on.
Okay.
Yeah, go, it's only the first shoe, if she wants to be on some chill shit.
But not until later, not until people like, tear and shake you.
Yeah, yeah.
No.
Where's that?
She's the one here girl they found her. Hold on, no. This is not over yet y'all. This is not over yet y'all. I'm feeling tipsy.
Oh
This kid is not
I'll sober it up you don't see myself except Arky
That's why but yeah
Oh
Yeah, who is the most gone
I actually had a good time y'all. I actually had a good time. What about y'all chat?
This should be came it was like a little party at first it made it turn out to be an actual party
I got to put my shame on my lovey-dovey.
Be there right now. I'll be there right now.
I go back and the sun is fucking up.
You're not staying the night?
I'm going to the podcast tonight.
My podcast today was in the party community.
You could leave the podcast out.
You could leave it for me.
I want you to feel like how long is the podcast?
I would, I would write it.
You want to be part of the podcast?
Come on.
Yeah, this is it's gonna die. It's that five percent. It's dying, Walker.
What time?
I've been here for like 30 minutes, I'm just charging it.
I'm gonna put it in the portal in a minute, but it's really good.
It's a holiday though.
Or we can have the Jason Street, I'll put it all around the wall.
I'm gonna charge you.
No, I can't do anything.
I'm gonna be on your track.
You can have me on your track.
I'm on your track.
I'm on your track.
I'm on your track.
And then we charge this to the security block.
And then we'll review what we're going to do in that case.
We'll do it.
Shaq, we're going to Klitz.
You're going to watch Jason while we drew Uber back to LA.
Because Jason's going to lock it.
Women?
He's not going to sign 30 minutes out.
No, this is going to be like 30 minutes on purpose.
Wait, so is this going to be?
It's going to be on your street for like 30 minutes
while the police are here.
What's your type?
What?
This is how far it is?
Really?
Are you sure?
I want to see that, though.
It's better than lips.
This is how far we're getting to.
How do I do it, everyone?
I can't even hit you?
I can't hit you right now.
I can't hit you right now.
I can't hit you right now.
I can't hit you right now.
I know.
I'm just going to stay.
What do you gotta do to ball table us?
I want to be sure to try to get back to LA during the date.
The thugs do not want this.
You'll must take off sexual deals.
Oh!
What the fuck is that?
Chad, we have a church phone.
I'll be back in like 20, 30 minutes.
Thank you very much.
Just a charge, let's move it to your place and then we'll take it back to the police station.
Wait, wait, wait. Lacey, would you pack all the goods?
Would you take all the goods?
Would you put it in the bag?
All my things are the food.
All the goods?
So I can just go straight to the police station.
Just face on your way to get to the crib.
I got you.
Thank you. They see I love you, girl.
They'll be OZ.
Yeah, this was a W segment and you want the sub to continue to the rest of the month.
me get a gift and some man say the seventh on please five hours left I
will not survive the night I will not survive the night please y'all please
all I ask is one get this up everyone maybe a fucking budget that would be
amazing to you wish you got a loan
I'm not clean.
So they were 12.
I'm clean.
You better be better.
You have to put a blanket to be careful.
I've been at a cleaning market at the military.
I've been at a cleaning market at the military.
I'm not clean.
I'm not clean.
I'm not clean.
You know what she's saying?
He's saying he can do it.
Take a dance.
He's saying he can do it.
Eight thousand dollars worth of money.
How many kids?
Twenty-one.
How many kids?
How many doctors?
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
the whole time.
How do you face something?
Nah, we lit a spook here, nah!
Nah, yeah, it's lit a spook, man.
She just ended who missed out, bro.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Oh, Jerry! Jerry!
They all...
Not that girls were here, they just did it because of me and me.
Nah, Jerry, on that viewing point, look, because I would have been embarrassed to be...
I would have been embarrassed to be the content for us.
Just a little bit of...
Where did it go? Get up!
Get up!
Mom, he's fucked up, Jerry.
You back here?
Yeah, I'm going to be eating.
That's why I'm having a bad day.
Stay there.
No, no, no.
Are you staying at SD?
I'm probably gonna leave by the time.
Who are you in, type of thing?
Louisville.
Louisville.
Louisville?
How else am I gonna get back?
Louisville.
Hey, what's going on?
What do you want? What have you got for tonight?
The top of my room. Everyone left. They set it down for the top of the room.
Really, laser? Laser, laser? Laser, laser was deep in there. It was deep.
did he say it? did he actually say that? not lazy bro you you now bro here's 30
you wear a hell of a shirt?
yeah Max come here Max Max Max Max Max Max Max you did it?
No bro, I'm telling you, he's a guy.
He got one girl.
It's Orange here.
You said what, you think I'm what?
I mean, I'm not tight.
Get ass?
I mean, Matt Max fucking with her.
All night.
No, I'm saying, like, you should have seen, like, the way Max just dashed her to be
a powerlifter.
You think I want to go to school?
That has to go all night, like, like, I'm not going to care to do anything
about that.
So you saying he's a catfish?
Damn, that's fucked up man.
Oh you want to pull up?
Lacey just left.
He's going home bro.
He is bro because his phone was about to die.
Bro you know this man Lacey went, gave, drew the camera
And have dream of tape over
And then he went and went solo with glow to the basketball court, what up?
Yeah for like 30 minutes
I don't know what the fuck he was on bags. They thought he's on bringing me bear with stuff
Alright, I'll just get you.
Alright, I bet.
Yo.
Is it what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
I'll take care of that.
Alright, I bet.
Where did Arky go?
Are y'all leaving?
Can you hold this one?
My arm.
Is this cool?
Yeah.
Is this real cool?
Is it cool?
Yeah.
Is it real cool?
Are you serious?
You're not different?
Why no one touched the cabbage?
Yo, use that.
Got me on the property.
Why you trying to do it on a personal life?
I do not know what you're talking about, you fucking girl!
Don't sit a face, man!
You hit him!
I can do him!
No, no, no!
Wait, the dream out there was full of us.
Say it, Rocky!
You're sitting with all these four crazy girls just like...
I don't even know what you're thinking of!
I don't know what you're thinking of!
I don't know what you're thinking of!
Don't forget Rugspeaker.
Rugspeaker's at his house.
Come here, come here.
Where's Matt?
I don't know how you don't want to do this.
I don't fucking ask God.
Do you know what's up?
He's got some fucking.
Okay.
He bit it, did he?
He bit it.
He bit it.
He even got me an axe.
I got him.
I got him.
I'm good.
Bye!
He's my friend!
But it was very sinking.
I was really fucking...
Mom got the mask.
Really?
I think I ended that.
Thank God, see that's it.
I'm gonna go back.
Are you gonna go back?
Yeah.
I'm gonna go back.
Wait.
I need to go back.
Wait.
You're okay.
I'm gonna go back.
I'm not gonna go back.
then y'all split the TV
why you got this again bro?
yeah i'm just here with the stressful night
stay on the streets bro
i'm just here for night
ohhh they mine
why you got a crap seagull race
nooo
they're my thing
no you're none of those people
no no
no no no
no no no
No, no, no, please
Please
Let me juggle some fucking grace
Get out
No, okay, here, there you go.
You eat out!
I'll eat out.
My bad, my bad.
What?
My bad, my bad.
Well, you're still alive, you're alive.
I'll take you out.
Where'd the fight go?
Is he dead?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, I'm good now.
Well, who's gonna be on his podcast?
We're talking rugspeaker.
No, this is not rugspeaker.
No, that is.
That's a rugspeaker? Faith Rugs?
Yeah.
Can you say what you want?
Oh my god, bro.
We had to go there anyway.
Anyway, I hope the lights are just gonna pick up my suit.
Oh, well.
Well, I'll give it a go.
I can see that.
Nice to see you here.
Yeah, it's a pleasure.
I don't need to be busy right now.
Uh, we can't, we can't suddenly leave you.
No, no, no.
You gotta set it up.
Yeah, you gotta set it up.
I mean, bro, set it up.
Set it up like five minutes.
We'll do it then.
We wanna get on.
We can do basically,
I don't wanna see you.
I know Max is not leaving, bro.
I don't want you to feel, I don't want you to feel the need to stay, yeah?
I don't want you to feel, I don't even feel the need to stay.
You going back to the rug?
Yeah, I'm going to the next room.
You don't take the speaker back, Matt?
You don't take the speaker back?
Huh? You don't take the speaker back?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got it.
I will not be coming on stream
unless it's not going to be on stream
I'm going to make a comment about it
Nigga, wait a minute, Nigga, what the
30 days to go
No, how much time do I want to talk about it?
2 minutes
What?
No, it's over
Man, it's only 2 minutes
No way
You look alike
You get to him.
Oh my God.
The last you've done is get all the shots.
That's the best you've done.
Oh, that's it.
I can get it.
I'm all out of my house.
Yeah, but, but, but.
I'm all out of my house.
Hey, bro, I'm out of my house.
Oh my God.
How much, how much do these weigh?
Yo, you put your head down and kick the fucking,
fuck the legs.
Let's go.
You put your hands up.
Yeah, I'm going to go.
Yo, put it out.
Put it out.
Here, here, here.
Right, outside, outside, outside.
Okay, okay.
No, we live a smaller town.
No, I say we live.
It was the way for a little bit.
It was the way for a little bit.
You guys told me that.
Yeah, but I told you I was going to start today.
So we just filled water all over the place.
How does it work?
No, I'm just talking about the water before.
We debriefed right now our podcast.
You heard it?
We debriefed now the podcast.
Podcast.
Awesome.
So how many are coming on this week?
How many are coming on this week?
How many are coming on this week?
How many girls at Discord?
How many Discord do you get?
How many got one?
you. Hey man, I'm gonna see
you back. Be safe. Be safe. Be safe.
I promise. I see me all the
over. I'm gonna be safe. All right.
Adam next.
I don't know if you can set it up so they see you back, one of you.
Yeah, we got a nice camera.
I think he must drink you.
Yeah.
Do you want me to leave it?
Yeah.
Okay.
They're up in the stick.
Okay.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Why is he sitting here?
No.
Oh.
Is he dead?
He's dead.
Bro, we need to buy the game with the fucking entire Valorant.
They already have all the time.
I don't know if he was joking, bro.
It was the fucking people I'd never seen before.
We're gonna have to ask him.
From the Valorant, like, Circo 3.
Crazy.
Oh, here's the UD's camera.
I don't know. I see you. I don't know if Tiz blocked me or if someone died, but now all my texts are clean.
Do you have someone, bro?
I actually have. We were like sober the whole time. I don't know if you have someone.
I was sober?
I don't know he's still going on you know I said you want to pull it for the podcast
he's green.
I'll show you.
What if I call her?
What if I don't?
What if I don't?
What if I don't?
The man.
Damn.
Big shot.
Oh let's see if her phone's off.
I mean, I'm face-on man.
Change car?
Yeah, call it.
I think your shit hot.
Oh, her shit's hot.
Okay.
Where's the other mic?
Are they getting it?
I guess I'm not showering, man.
Are they getting it?
I think Bob.
You call him?
You're calling?
You have to be first.
You have to be first, you know?
Bob.
Where's the ring light?
I don't know.
Hey brother, can you go ask your teacher to take care of it?
Yeah, I can.
Yeah, I can.
You gonna find him?
No chat.
No chat.
No chat.
We got five hours left.
Let's not look at you hard.
I'm gonna be sleeping on the Uber.
Probably.
So I'm definitely gonna appreciate y'all getting some subs right now.
There you go.
What else?
The sub is over.
I can't, I just need some help, and then just need some help, man.
You're gonna make it started.
What's your outfit, Cameron?
I don't know, man.
How long have you used my phone for?
For a power hour?
It was not used?
It's not used, I'm just kidding, man.
What phone is sending you in here?
You don't have to see anything.
I don't need to do a power hour.
Why did you think for the one gifted man?
Oh yeah, I put him on one in so you'll see how he gets started man.
Oh yeah, let me get a five thank you man.
Five hours late chat.
I'm not so sure tomorrow.
I'll show you exactly.
Thank you for the one gifted already.
For Pia.
Me, you play defense.
his name from the FOP giftage, man.
You make all crazy.
Zephyr with the 10 gifted.
Thank y'all so much.
Thank y'all so much.
Lacey okay?
Lacey's on the Uber on the way to the Ruggies right now.
Hey, how are we, buddy?
How are we doing, huh?
We're missing one mic.
This is the X-Rach.
This is David and Brian.
That's the mic.
Josh, they're gonna gift you.
Bro, five hours, what's?
I know people will give when it gets low, but when it gets low, it will be way super bright in the morning.
They were prime.
No, Jason, they were prime.
They were gifted.
Come on, y'all.
No, I'm not.
Me and Senator Viena, the police are here to shut up.
You said they're dead?
Yeah, they're outside in the driving.
Yeah, we're going to see.
We're going to see if they're dead.
Oh, they're dead?
Yeah.
They're dead.
We'll get back out there.
Who?
Who me and the police are?
Who?
Who?
Who?
They're at the number five.
There you go, number five.
I don't want to leave it.
Who will be on this podcast?
Me.
Oh, yes, Mr. Man.
Freaky-eyed, ditty, tooty, one of the girls would approve.
Thank y'all, man.
I think we should have one.
I don't know how to say it.
It's good.
Monkey balls with a seven.
Yo, are they going to come to the house?
No, they don't.
They don't.
Mr. Miles with the five kids things.
Let's statement three one.
I might do a 10-minute hour on the gas, sometimes.
10-minute hour?
Wait, which one of my mods could change my stream rate of this thing?
How long are you here?
So are you here?
No, I said 130.
Whatever, 90 seconds, 90.
He on?
90 seconds?
Alright, do 90 seconds.
I'm sending timer for 5 minutes.
Chat, just a power hour.
I said that, and then you did a power hour and so on.
So I'm going to write it down.
Talking to Mike, was that a good one?
No, yeah.
10 minutes? Alright, back.
For the next 10 minutes,
Stubbs had 90 seconds to the timer.
Let's go.
10 minute timer. Let's do this.
Let's go.
Jaystep, they were the five fucking gippy.
You're my boy, and he was everyone's friend. They offered a gift itself. What the fuck?
Pretty boys say they were the five gifted. Let's go. Let's go
Looper they were the five gifted y'all going crazy right now. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
Couple knows everyone one one thing for the gift is
nine minutes left let's go yeah sub up y'all sub sub sub 90 seconds 90 second
one sub you can 90 second you owe me play give it there with a five let's go
Oh yeah, alright team, go there and get rid of 20 fucking 5, let's go, go crazy, reap it with the 5 fucking gypsies, you're going crazy, it's my first power hour bro, my first power hour, ask with the 5 gypsies, let's go, thank y'all, thank y'all, thank y'all, rifle, I summon you.
I'm done.
Fuck it!
Fuzzee!
Get that!
You don't fucking man, bro!
You don't fucking man!
If you were next to me, I would suck the fuck out of your penis, bro!
You fucking go, right?
You fucking fuck!
Let's keep it going!
How much left on our time?
We got seven minutes left!
Let's go, let's go!
Power hour!
Let's go!
I love you!
Yo!
Are you doing a pharmacist?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah
We all about all that 50 y'all we can hit 50 by the end of the summer though, bro
We can hit 50
Let's go crazy y'all. Let's go crazy
Yo guys
It's still like six seven minutes on the timer y'all we are power hour
I mean power 10 y'all every seven ten minutes
I mean, day time, day with a five gifted.
Every sub equals 90 seconds.
Alright, I needed this because I'm trying to sleep on the Uber.
So I appreciate y'all, because y'all have to give some fucking stuff.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Stop, don't fuck up, man, stop up.
I can say you would be, I can say you would, I can say you would be.
Okay, David's gifted!
Sorry, David, I'm fine!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Go crazy, y'all!
Keep going, keep going, keep going!
Let's save the sub-a-thon!
Every gifted is 90 seconds to the clock!
We're doing a power-hours effort, David, to spot!
For fucking Goooooooooool!
For fucking Goooooooooool!
I'm gonna keep fucking throwing now.
The fucking going.
Yes.
Yes.
Blitz, blitz, blitz.
Can you take my shirt?
You'll be the next year one.
Oh my fucking goodness.
You're right.
You're going crazy, bro.
You're going crazy.
Fucking smoke, man.
Fuck you.
You're going crazy.
You're going crazy.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
You're going crazy, bro.
You're going crazy.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Oh
Now you do it again
I might lose my shit
Dirk with that
You
You'll mirror are you on a podcast?
What are you on the podcast?
Thank y'all cat the timer
We got three minutes left y'all the power hour is ending our
power ten minutes
Double double time is over in three minutes y'all
thank y'all so much see fucking go we got three minutes left every sub equals
90 seconds all right let's keep going bro let's go let's run this timer up
we only got ten minutes in this biots get a lot of shit just to live this
Yeah, I'm gonna get this stuff going. Yeah, can you ask my chapter son in the
Cameron
No, no, no, I hope please it's like two more minutes
Please
Yes, yes, just thanks us please. I'm great. I just need this
You need this I think you also need one. Oh, I'm good. Are you sure?
I don't know if I've drank this I'm gonna be honest don't have four and two cups. Yeah
No, no, no, no, just stay right here if I'm sus, please, please, the time is about to run out, the time is about to run out, the time is about to run out
Did a lot of shit, just live this air, lie, stop, wait, can you thank this person?
Thank Grace for a gift this, Grace, yeah, aha
How many? One, thank you for the one, this is water
You didn't double my shit
No, it's fucking water, you think I'm gonna drug you?
I only drink out of two cups
These things
Jack Lee's there's like one minute left
Until my power hour is done. I mean power to me. Yo, thank you that person
She got down six times. Thank you for the time gifted. Thank you
I'm literally sober
I
Want to be I use your ASMR voice
Get some fucking stuff you want me to thank yourself or not get some fucking stuff. Yeah, one minute left
They get get some fucking stuff
Yes
I don't piss me off, but ten more seconds, y'all.
Ten, six.
That didn't work.
I'm gonna get out of here.
Lenten jury, thank you for the five gifts.
Drake, thank you for the five.
I think you started the timer so we could go ahead and...
Oh, I just did not.
Ten minutes, that's it.
You want me to leave?
Yeah.
You can even have my permission to leave.
Even my permission to leave?
No, we're a decent hundred feet of single people.
Do you have a card?
Do you have a gift, brand?
No.
A taco?
No, thank you.
Thank you.
You want a taco, then?
Let's talk about it.
Oh, hold on.
Yo.
Yo, yo, yo.
Mods, Zorro, change the timer back to 45 seconds.
The power 10 minutes is over.
I think it's a lot better for someone.
Jay?
I swear to you.
The camera doesn't help you.
You're way better in person, I swear to God.
Thank you, bro.
It moves a lot.
Uh, yeah.
Just whenever you want to connect your shit to the computer.
I can get the shit on that camera.
I think from our food chain.
So whose discord is on that one?
Mine.
You're on your discord?
Yeah.
I have your discord, right?
Yeah.
Hershey's?
Yeah.
Is it Lacy's telling your shit?
Yo, Lacey Thugs bro, I don't think he went back to Rose, I think he went to Anna, I think they're going fucking crazy.
The first one is the key, the second one is the URL.
It's IROTP.
I don't put this there.
Is Lacey here?
Is he back in the shit?
He's in the bar.
Nah, he's just in there.
Yeah, they offered us so bro dead-ass like this is a time y'all be doing crazy bro. They're very great
Very very great this clip of my dad
I gotta clean that house.
Where's ArkySama?
Hello.
What the hell are you cleaning?
I gotta clean that house.
This should be done. It's done.
I'm gonna try that.
Yeah, it's good now.
Yeah, come sit down.
You haven't set it up yet?
Yeah, it's good.
I'm gonna lie to you. I was keeping everything in the car.
You were saying A for everything.
A for everything, but I don't think we're getting charts for anything.
So what?
The only bad thing is just the cost for them.
But people are just freaking out for no reason.
Well, y'all are not even charging them.
No?
And I think we're staying tuned.
Maybe there's not hole in the line.
Well, the cleaning fee comes when you pay for the BNB anyways and they just take
the cleaning fee, which is, what, $500?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
May I?
I just need the drinks money.
Oh, that's how you get to you right now.
Yeah?
You don't have to do it right now, we're just like having fun somewhere.
I don't do it myself.
He, he pressed me a clock, like...
That does?
Yeah, what'd I have to do?
Yeah.
Fuck.
Cause I didn't say it.
You wait and start.
Yeah.
Whatever is the name of the other set.
You know what I'm gonna do with you?
Uh, I'm gonna see who's that.
Okay, I'll try to wing it there.
He's so deaf.
How was it, Liv?
There's no fucking party, dawg.
Yeah.
How you been, man?
Long time no see you
I'm going to go back to my leg.
Why not stay for one more day?
My third day is always dead.
You think so?
Yeah, sure.
You've been streaming?
Yeah, I have been streaming.
Atchaa.
Mirror's beer.
No.
Oh my fucking Lee, what's up?
I'm going to go back to my leg.
I'm going to go back to my leg.
I'm going to go back to my leg.
I'm going to go back to my leg.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh my fucking Lee was so long.
For example.
Right, Ricky was invited every single valiant person
in the fucking ever unless he was so lit.
Oh, it was good.
I met all of them, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I met random people.
I never thought I'd meet Smurko 3.
Yeah, yeah, he's cool.
Yeah.
All of them pulled up, bro.
Yeah, yeah, it's cool.
Without him, you were strong on him.
Yeah.
A lot of questions.
Mhm.
Yeah, I see you get a few more people.
Sorry to say it wrong.
I appreciate you actually doing this.
Yeah, Lee.
Fuck, bro.
Maley was here as well, right?
Oh, Mei Li, yeah, she was going herself.
I think people have fun for the time that it was going on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was nothing.
Okay, I mean, I don't know if, bro,
Arky hop on this shit, he did us.
I don't care if you're quiet, bro, hop on this shit.
Everybody else.
So much shit fucking is going on.
Nobody else.
They're all downstairs, didn't you?
And you just found a local,
I don't know why I didn't get my full arc.
Okay, but first, I guess right now
there's a low key, like a debrief type shit.
But, okay, so Lee.
When were you gonna,
what time were you thinking of pulling up?
I was thinking of pulling up at like, 11.
Oh, 11, yeah, I think you got shut down to like 12.
So how it happened was you got a call.
Yeah
From the B&B owner
He's like, oh fuck, so we walk outside
And he's like, the max people that are allowed here are 15
Yeah
And that's pushing it, because technically it's 10
Yeah, gotcha
So then he says, everyone out in 10 minutes or the call circle
Oh shit
And then ends the call
Damn
And so we get Max and Alan
Because they literally fucking saved all this shit
Yeah
Alan, I don't know if you know him, Max's camera?
No.
Yeah, Max's camera.
He's like a frat boy.
Yeah.
And so like, um, like he knows all this party shit, so he was just making everything good,
like, and then at first it was lame, and then Jason was farming it, and then um,
with Lacey and shit.
I thought that she was hilarious.
Uh-huh.
Oh, Lacey.
I think she was in the movie.
Lacey.
And then he was just like a bunch of guys and like one girl.
Yeah, but you, oh sure.
And then after that shit, then it started getting later.
More girls coming in, and Alan and Max buying the drinks,
buying the Casamigos.
Max brought the speaker, fucking everything, bro.
It was like a whole storyline.
Is this the long way?
You get a text message saying that Lacey can't get
access to Rob's house.
That's so hard.
You want to get close to the mic?
Is that Max?
Are we still quiet?
I didn't know how to say it.
Just go over.
It's here and I just stop.
And this is not the vision at all, but I
think it was still lit for the little time that it was.
But yeah.
So the cops ended up pulling up anyway,
even though we were getting everybody out just to make sure
people were actually leaving.
And then I had to give them my ID and stuff.
And they said, if they have to come back again.
Really?
They're going to get me.
Sure.
Well, let's go.
So that's what was happening this entire time
You're just showing here
That's why I like to move down so I appreciate you still popping out and doing this podcast because I guess I know you're a man of your word
So you say you're down to do it so you for fucking here. I heard it. Oh, it's just a nobody's calling
Hello
I'm not gonna lie the only phase members here still is Jason if you if you
Yeah for fun
We're we're it's we're really awesome show share right now. There's literally no party left
there's no party it's on some chill shit okay I'll thank you daddy that cool
yeah okay see you soon too bye bye you're good everything's good
make way to the good thing we hit all the shit so bro we're stressing so heavy
and that's why when nobody was here we're like why the fuck did we hide
Everything because nobody was here bro. We hid every every fucking all of our belonging in some like random ass storage closet
And when nobody was here real like damn
We did that shit for nothing and boom girl starts showing up girl starts showing up
Not leave. I appreciate you inviting all the downer people. No
Bro, I didn't know they get that freaky brother
It should capture I appreciate you though. Hey, but oh, yeah, I need to send tip to Addy
Yeah, I guess he's trying to pull through.
Hey, be a little bit.
Bro, and this one girl just fucking ghosted me, bro.
Oh yeah, bro, Lolita was supposed to pull through.
Fucking ghosted me.
I think I got the cold, y'all.
Where else are those cops as well?
There's cops everywhere.
Oh, and they're still out there?
Bro, the craziest thing is the reason?
Yeah, well, on the street,
the reason they're not leaving, bro,
is because there's four cars of random people
who somehow got the ad-eat
and they're just waiting there for Jason to come out.
Oh, no, yeah, those are security guards.
Yeah, an access security guard got left here
to make sure that you get safe for you,
but their dead ass is waiting for you
and the cop is literally trying to come out.
No, no, no, sir, but the party that I was at, as well.
Out there too?
Yeah, yeah, no, there's a party that I was at downtown
and that party was fucked, as well.
Those cops, as well.
They don't play.
They don't fucking play.
No.
One of my mates, like, like a beach of my mate,
she had to get hospital.
like alcohol poisoning or something, which is really bad.
So it's been a while.
You know, why would you hop in the couch, right?
Hop in the couch, let's get this shit going.
Oh, man, what a night, right?
We need to get this shit going.
Well, we're not, we're not.
Yes, we're live, right?
What a night chat.
Mira, are you trying to shut up the volume?
Or no, what are you doing?
Oh, OK, my bad, sir.
Something, should pin up these less a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, OK, let's get this show off.
Right.
Let me check on Lacey.
Look at that.
Lacey in the house.
Oh, shit.
Lacey's okay.
Let me FaceTime him real quick.
Lacey got my shit.
You made it in?
Yeah.
Did you get all my shit?
Is this yours?
Yeah, that's mine.
The razor.
Yeah, that's mine.
Those three?
Those three?
Yeah, just plop those in my bag.
Nope, that's wrongs.
Don't put it in your bag.
Okay.
No, you can just leave that there no I just put it anywhere thank you Lacey
Oh yeah I need those 100% thank you Lacey just stuff them in my bag all my clothes should
be on the floor. Was there any clothes in the bathroom? Okay yeah all my clothes.
What was it? Flip the cam? Nope that is fucking wrongs.
Wait can you show the room real quick? I think my charger's on the wall. Right
to your left. The black one? Yeah that's mine. Show the room. Is there anything on the floor?
You got my ant like the little box that's a little box that box is mine. That's my jewelry box
What else my cologne my cologne is good
Should be on the side pocket
All right, but thank you, bro. Go. Thank you, Lacey. Peace
All right, let's get it just started. Shall we okay fuck it. Let's start this shit. Well first of all
What kind of mood are you in bro? There's like a lot of emotions going on right now, especially with this fucking pardon me shit
How you feeling? How you feeling bro? I'm feeling good. I'm just tired. You did that like super super tired or what?
I'm tired, but I could get serious and talk about life.
Okay bro, let's fucking let's talk about fucking life.
You trying to hop in Mike?
Let's get cozy. I'm supposed to have another mic. I don't know if I can get someone else to set it up.
we're doing, there's good issues. But okay that's not worried about it right now. But yeah, you're
feeling good, you're just tired and shit. What you think about the party, bro? Your thoughts on
everything? Like it's starting out at the beginning. Did you think it was gonna be like horrible
and then you just had to farm it and then just dip or what? What are your thoughts, bro?
I mean it's just started hella early so I already knew like people were gonna pull up.
You never you never doubted us? Yeah, no it was a funny bit and then Max came
Saved it a little bit, I don't fucking know how I won the party, but yeah, I think it was good, I think it was fun.
Okay. Yeah. Nah, we were fucking, we were fucking stressing, especially Yugi bro, Yugi was stressing bro, and then you get him a few drinks bro, and then he stresses all of their bread, and then you get him a few more drinks, and then he fucking starts tweaking out.
No bro. Electricity!
I'm like I guess you gave me like you know that one thing remember Houston where you got mad because it was just
Content
So we had this thing the Houston trip we don't like to talk about it, but we'll talk about it sure
So, I had this idea after the Dallas B&B, because the Dallas B&B was fucking fire,
said a few things, said a few things, but that the content itself was like really amazing
and then I just hopped into Discord one night and I was back when Jason would join the
Discord and then I was just like, yo, why don't we just do something for July 4th?
Because I think I had seen something, I don't know, something about Max had been
like a yelp party or something or he was gonna do something for July 4th or something something was getting high
I was like why don't we do our own shit for July 4th like the Dallas maybe you as far as foot and
So I came up with the idea and I was like yo let's pull up to Houston. There's this lake. We can go camping and
Basically I don't think we had planned enough and then we showed up and then all our plans fell through the original plan
Was to pull up and there's gonna be a sorority there just full of straight Asians. Yeah, and you know adjacent lakes
Yeah, and then there the sorority fucking canceled last minute because they said something about they didn't want to get
Rizzed or something
And then so then we showed up to the B&B was literally nothing to fucking do our B&B was like in the fucking hood
I don't know where that we got catfish with the pictures and then we did like we pulled out a bullshit stream
July 4th the incident what's wrong with that?
What's wrong with you like a blood shrimp?
I don't know. I think it's just cuz like J paid for everything so like we felt like
horrible.
Look at the camera.
The camera.
The camera.
The camera.
The camera.
You hit the camera, Mira.
You heard him.
Wait, how does it look?
Y'all not even in the frame, though, Mo.
Oh.
It's good, Eva.
It's good.
We need to make sure each other...
We should cut him.
Alright, let's get as close as possible.
That's fine.
We don't get these moments every day.
We got to do it.
We don't get these moments every day.
We got Faze guy and Trudy and Lee.
When was the last time y'all saw each other?
I don't know.
Long time.
Las Cien Diego.
Last two, it's gone.
Oh wait, Las Vegas?
Las Vegas.
No, which one was better?
Las Vegas or this one?
This one, I think.
You like this one?
You've seen less of this one, I feel like.
Less?
Yeah, yeah.
Las Vegas, I felt like, was just a weird location.
And Cien Diego, there's actually a lot more to do
outside of the convention.
Can you set up another mic?
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Can you set up another mic real quick?
Mic.
If you don't mind, it's literally right there.
I love your issues.
I've been out, this is got to fuck,
but I think, I feel like this was needed, bro,
especially do a bunch of fucking shit that's happened
tonight, and it's literally like,
it's all accumulating and, I don't know.
The original plan was for a small kickback
on some shows, and then it turned
to a diddy party and then and we was the party actually like food jumping up one
point was it? At one point it was fucking bonkers. So that one Indian girl was...
Hold on. What? What? They weren't any girls? Not it was the Indian girls. There was a little bit too many girls.
Put it by Mikey. And then immediately he got shut down. I think there was a
good 20 minutes where it was fucking crazy and then he got shut down.
Or you be ugly right by you being huge. It's like
What are you just showing me the phone with the fucking Airbnb owner?
Yeah, and I think it's crazy because everybody had like a fucking different perspective people are doing different shit and the same fucking house
There's like four strings popping. I
Like Jason what the fuck did you even do that? What did you accomplish?
That is
Yeah, I mean not
Did I twerk on chat he doesn't remember if you got twerks on or not, okay, so did I yet twerk on?
Okay. Yes. Good. So you got after any a girl's math friendly to oh
You feel some type of way about that
I don't really care. I'm never gonna talk to her. Yeah, she was the one who tore it on you
Really, she's we danced you remember a name
Bro, nah, there was dead ass like a crazy amount of girls too, bro, and then the moment
where, bro, Redify, Redify kept fucking fear mongering, bro, he kept sprinting around outside
knocking on the door, rocking and sprinting away to make us think that people were pulling
out when nobody was here, then we would open the door and there'd be nobody there
because Redify was just running away, just knocking on the door, Dean Dong ditching.
And then finally there's actually one guy that came with like seven girls. Yeah, and he parked on the wrong street
So I was like fucking come up
They start jumping over the fence jumping in the backyard just seven girls jumping over the fence
They're jumping over the fence and you he was like yo y'all need to come together and go through that door all together
And the guys stay behind and then fucking Yugi was tweaking out. He was like bro. She was like, bro
I'm stressing. I'm stressing and he's like oh and I've had a few drinks
I'm stressing even more and the girls are like I don't know they're they're looking
They're filming themselves too and they all come through the fucking door, bro at the same time with the stream
I think that's when it started picking up and then and then randomly May Lee pulls up with all the valor people too
I was like, what the fuck they leave and then yeah, she phoned me on Twitter. Cool. And now we're best friends
Yeah, so it was a movie is what you're saying for like 20 minutes 30 minutes
Yeah, it was cool.
You gotta enjoy it for sure.
It was fun.
Nah, and I was, yeah, I don't know a lot.
I don't know.
I don't know if you're gonna like it.
How many girls y'all made cry today?
Oh, OK.
That's how we do it.
Shit.
Um, does anybody know what?
So, YBG has made two girls cry today.
Oh, damn.
And Archie has made...
A joy.
What?
Joy?
No, a joy.
Oh, you made a girl cry tears of joy today.
Yeah.
Oh, what the?
What about you guys?
Let's go around first everybody everybody go around first. Okay, so you be how many girls did you make cry today?
What?
Yes, how many girls you may cry today?
Maybe one maybe one
So let I mean let's talk about that let's break it down YBG
All right, so listen, bro, I made Kaylee cry bro, cuz I'll be the ass over I know what I'm saying
You seen her so I told Kaylee I told Kaylee I was like she said like oh, do you not like me?
And I was like nah, I saw me Kaylee and Mimi cry
I told Kaylee she was like yo, do you not like me? I was like nah, I like you and shit. There's all jokes
I never seen a girl cry like that bro.
Well listen, I said it was all jokes bro, but then I said something super mean, but I didn't know what I was saying.
What you saying?
I said nah, it's all jokes.
I fuck with you.
I said, I was like sometimes your jokes don't hit because we all hate you, but then I said
nah, I was just joking.
We don't hate all hate you.
And then bro, I literally walked away 10 minutes later bro, Yugi tells me that she
was crying.
Yeah, I was fucked up, but then I apologized to her, I apologized to her because I
I did that did not know what I was saying and then Mimi Mimi was just fucking gone
She asked me if she asked me if I didn't like her as well
And I told her yeah, I like you and then I go I should start crying. I'm not gonna lie like she was just choose
emotional at that time
She's this
They could
Who did you make crutches enjoy because I was noticing a few things at this party when he'd let go of the camera
He let go of the camera instantly just like got like lost
He was in a bench with dad, huh? No, I was just I guess it I was tired
Enjoy your company
It's not necessary to tell me to chill.
No, because I'm getting heated here in this shit, bro.
I'm deadass getting heated here in this shit.
No, bro. What the fuck, bro?
Nah, you need to chill. You need to chill.
Bro, I don't give a fuck.
I'm deadass don't know what they say.
Why would you be chill?
So, you made Taz cry tears of joy, though?
Out of what?
Why would you do that?
You told me to chill, bro.
You told me to chill.
What you mean tears of joy, what I mean?
I mean, there's only a few situations tears of joy can come up.
Oh, did you propose to her?
No, no, no, she was just happy.
She was just happy.
What happened?
You know?
Like dead, like dead ass karate tears of joy.
It was a sweet moment.
What did you do?
What did you do?
What made her happy?
Yeah, what did you say?
Like, I didn't, we were just talking about life and then she just like started tearing
up a bit.
Like this is off cams?
Yeah.
That's cute. Okay. Who did you make her again? No, you you you you. What do you mean?
Well, we ain't gonna skip you. Now we're gonna skip you. Oh, yeah. So I asked a few questions and all of a sudden I have to go.
Who did you make her? Who did you make her? No, I mean, Ma wasn't even that special. It was literally just Mimi too.
Oh, yeah. Now Mimi was crying to everybody. Damn. Y'all both made her cry.
Oh, she was crying. Oh, you know what happened? She was sitting down alone. I was like, oh, she was giving me you better leave.
She started crying and I was like, why are you crying?
She's like, oh, no, that's what she said.
And so, yeah, she was just crying a lot, never mind.
What do you mean?
Why are you just talking?
Hey, why?
Oh, so he thought you'd have to talk about talking,
like he's trying to say.
Wait, what?
No, no, he's not trying to tell his story.
Oh, no, tell your story, bro.
Tell your story.
OK.
Well, um.
OK.
Hold on.
Mia's FaceTiming, man.
Who?
yeah hello how you doing oh good to see y'all shawty is crazy it was good you
look good tonight we are up to Miami S I'm in San Diego right now yeah I'm
I'm home tomorrow, but I'm in the middle of something right now. That's cool, too.
Oh, yeah, I appreciate that. It's good to see you again.
Lil Riz break. Lil intermission.
Nah, she got me.
Now, Yugi, why she want me to...
Why she want me to...
Oh, she want you?
She want you?
She want you on your body tweet?
Her contract is over?
Wait, which... we're dead ass... I don't know if it's weird. Which one's me?
And he's the girl that...
Describe her?
She's Filipino. I met her at Max's, uh,
lunch or day party.
Um, she had a Filipino friend that would nonstop
yapp about, like, the myth of the fucking whatever myth it was.
I can't remember.
Nice. Your story?
Oh, Yugi, your story.
Well, how did you make a girl correct or not?
I can't. I can't. It's...
I don't know how to guess it.
It's one more story. My voice is gone.
I only can leave it to my music.
No, I don't want you to be deeper and deeper.
Yo, bro, yo, bro, it's either I whisper or I speak.
Hold on, no, I want to keep this voice.
I have aura there, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, I don't know.
You were getting turnt all.
Who, who, who, who, who, who you may cry.
I don't know anyone cry.
I think it was the only one who didn't make anyone cry.
That's crazy.
I was just, I was just having fun.
I smile on my face with everyone.
That's what I love to see, bro.
Honestly, great to stream from the one that said nothing.
I think it was good, man.
It was good, like no troll, like it wasn't no bullshit.
Also like the segment where it's like,
ain't shit what's happening, I think it was funny
and then it actually went into a party
and that's what made it like, who would say?
But I don't.
Yeah, I think you scarred us,
I think you need to talk about you scarred us
with the Houston church.
So we scarred us, right?
We scarred.
Don't worry about Houston, bro.
I think I like when that's killed now.
Even before Houston, like, I'd have some fucking bullshit shrooms.
Yeah.
Do you have views shrooms like that?
Like, that has a bullshit?
Or?
I think the way I'd be thinking is, like, I really
hate making bad content.
So when I know I'm making bad content,
but I have to, like, force it, it's like kind of like, damn.
I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
I think that's fine.
Yeah, like today.
You can have a bad shroom.
I can mention it.
That's fine.
Like today with the swag tournaments,
obviously I appreciate him inviting me.
That's what Matt Flynn, like in the break segments,
I was just like walking around in the same spot.
I already knew I was doing some bullshit,
but I couldn't leave you.
Like, well, I'm not about to leave swag event.
So that's when I was like, oh, fuck, I can't.
I'm in a weird spot, you know what I mean?
So yeah.
So, because I remember you saying that you didn't care about the viewers at all.
Has that always been how you viewed it?
Like you don't give a fuck about the viewers?
As long as the content itself is there, because I remember those specific words and
I was like, damn.
Yeah, I don't care about the viewers.
As long as I know I'm making good content, then.
Or just I'm having fun on stream, then I'm good.
Like today, in the segments where I had a waithella long
to play next on the concert, I was not having fun.
So that's how I know I was like, yo, I'm making a city.
I just, this is a city.
But yeah, if you just, if you just have fun, make good,
like having fun equals good content.
What's been like the most fun during the sub-a-thumbden?
What's been like the fun, fun-ness content
you've made so far?
That's too many.
Too many?
Too many.
That's good.
Too many.
You can't do a little bit of that.
I think the SOG 5 star war is pretty funny.
I would see all my collabs, Pokemon, Valkyrie and so on.
Oh, yes, I'm insane.
Oh, we fought, you know.
I put out the fucking, the Avengers.
How does it make you feel?
Selenicore is funny.
Selenicore is funny.
It's a Lena call.
Oh, it's a quarter cure.
Oh my fucking goodness.
Tina, QT, it's been a huge, I'm actually
going to get her face changed, bro.
Oh, QT?
Yeah.
I need to get in contact with the jeweler, though.
Is it just one jeweler that does all the face chains?
No.
I'm sure there's no jeweler.
No, no.
But, um, OK.
No, he's going to be here.
OK.
Well, I was just, I was going to ask, so,
I feel like your journey as a streamer was like,
very unique because your come up at the very start
was like, very quick.
Like you were putting out the e-powder shit
in your head, right, with all the TikToks and shit,
and you started, went from 300 viewers to 1,000
and then 2,000, and then you were building up,
and then you stagnated, and then you blew up again.
So, how do you view that journey as a whole, like from your perspective?
How do you stick around like through those lows and through everything?
Well, one thing, I literally just like love streamers, girl.
I stream every day, and at first I didn't think like, yo, I'm gonna do this shit for
my life.
Like, this is what I'm gonna do for my career or whatever.
And I was like, you know, I just became routine, just booting up stream every day.
If I didn't want to, I just needed to, I felt like.
And you know, had I come up, I was kind of quick
because of TikTok, then I stagnated.
But when I was stagnant, I would just try my best
to be creative in what I did and just make good content.
Because I think the thing about you is you never stopped
and good content in the end it won right? Yeah no I had days where it'd be like
kind of mid and I feel that. I have like a very very like goldfish memory I
was forgetting about that shit the next day. Oh move the shit up the next day.
I feel like you never stagnated. At what time were you thinking that you were
stagnating? I was like 2-3k viewers. That was a bad way to put it. I don't think stagnation is the word.
I feel like he grew so quick, if he was raising him more, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah.
That's what people think is just...
Raising the bar?
Like how do I raise it even higher from here?
Yeah.
Zero to one.
Let's get my phone.
I don't think I stagnated because there's videos on TikTok that were still there.
I think that's a bad way to put it in my bag.
No, no, no, no, no.
I feel it.
No, but I don't know what you meant.
But on Twitch it was like two or three times for like months.
And then, but on TikTok, like I was still growing a lot, but yeah, they were obviously
Gone to a relationship, which was good. And then, you know, shit happened and they said,
Yeah, that's all I shit and then a face came and then
You're like it was good, you know
It's good. I think it was like the timing was very
Well, so
So
Something that I noticed about you is that you like genuinely off-stream like fuck fuck with the face boys
So I kind of want to ask about like your view on everyone in phasing the dynamic that you guys got going on right now
Yeah, I think a lot of people doubted you at the beginning doubted phase doubted everybody and y'all have completely proven everybody wrong
like I
Because I I remember this moment and it was like
It's a little bit awkward because it was during my my when I still like was holding a grudge against Lacey
I was like you deadass like actually fuck with Lacey
You don't remember it because of you
You know, I don't know but that was like a big moment and then you were like, yeah, that's that's my only like awesome Austrian shit
I was like damn
So shit like that like y'all actually awesome homies. I mean Lacey had long talks about
Like shit he was going through like that everyone in faith like they're my boy
I
Will sit down the thing about being at house together as we wake up
And they go downstairs and everyone's just chilling there talking about
future content and just talking about Gramsci and making jokes, just laughing.
And even the comms at the beginning were very doubtful. I remember at first it was
like the white, the white AMP, like Klicks and Lacy and everybody was
hating on Lacy and now like oh yeah not a lot of people were hating on Lacy, a lot of people.
But I think it was because, I don't know, they just didn't know Lacy and Lacy's clips.
Lacey actually, super nice bro.
I think now that I've met Lacey Iroh and seen him face to face bro, I think he's a cool
guy.
He's like a really sweet guy.
Very nice person in your face.
How do you describe him actually?
Cause like, I don't know much about him to be honest.
Lacey?
Lacey is like a big teddy bear.
A big teddy bear.
Like dinner.
Like dinner.
Where did he come from, Fortnay or something else?
Come on, good night
Did you know the face boys before you moved in with them? Like did you know them well or not really?
Like Max I knew yeah, because we did concert together before Ron
I knew because I met up with him in real life both Max and Ron
I knew met up in real life did concert with him and shit
Well, I was the closest to like a one week fucking
Streaming thing
And then they see me I didn't know too well like we were like we would do content together
On-stream like a discord, but I didn't know too much
Yeah
Suki
Did like a lover cash with him?
Yeah, I didn't really know him too well as well, but Suki. It's actually
I've never like really tapped into that kind of side I'd be only streamer
I've really religiously watched is basically you, you know, another guy, big Dio, big Dio
That's it. Those are really the only two shimmers. So like, Faze introduced me to all that side and seeing y'all's dynamic IRL is
It's a whole different way and
Meeting silky wound person was fucking terrifying. Sure. Oh cuz he I mean
I guess people were saying I was talking shit and then you'd wrap his arms around me
And I would literally like see the light like that's bro. Once his arms go around you bruh, it's a
I thought I was dead, but that's all I'll tell people.
I think Suki, take him too serious on stream.
Like, he's a good actor.
I mean, somebody gotta play the villain, bro.
Somebody gotta try to take everything, bro.
Fuck it, Thanos.
There would be no Avengers without Thanos, no?
Like, bro, as soon as the take got hurt,
like that wrestling shit, cameras cut,
Suki tended to him, you hear me?
Bro, sweet guy, bro.
Actually, I guess you remember my name,
but I may be very happy that I'm sanctioned by Jerry Lugan
after I had access to the flows.
But, okay, now switching up more away from phase
and more into like OSCS, you're in the OSCS house.
You know each other now for most people
like a year, two years, year and on two years.
What's your perspective?
Let's go member by member, not everybody,
But and give one word to describe every OSES member also shit like that one takes all you did
Let's start with Yu-Gi one word the first word that comes to your mind. You think of you. Yeah
Arky first word boom
First where?
Hilarious
Why do you
There
Hey, Bertler, fat.
What?
That's the first word, bro.
I'm sorry.
It's just the first word.
Come on, brother.
Santi Pugas.
Come on, Paul.
So now we're manipulating the...
Yeah.
Santi.
They're pretty nice.
Nice.
So now we're manipulating the health of the, uh,
Santee.
There's some very nice, nice,
It asks, you're very hospitable.
I appreciate you.
No bro, you were very hospitable too,
and then by gave me his banh mi.
Very hospitable situation.
Yeah, that was fun.
Um, raff.
Short.
Yeah, some of these are taking longer to think
than the other one.
instant raff instant yugie instant because some of them are just like physical
okay is that all physical with you? yeah they're all physical
um say who am I missing yugie?
yeah thank you
phone is short
why is everybody going one by one press on the board?
yeah
yeah
oh legit
what'd you say?
I said ugly
Yo, why are you on these physicals? What the fuck?
That's a little nice.
Oh, Sunny.
Victim.
She was my first... she was the start.
The first word that comes to mind when you think of Sunny as a victim.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't think like, yo, first base victim.
Ancient Zero?
Ancient Zero.
Nah, that's fucking crazy.
Okay. Okay, now opinions on OSES as a whole. How do you view us and like your perspective
on like just like the homies like, I mean we're friends, right? Yeah. Friends. What
are you all trying to do? Are you all trying to be on some side mansion or that one is
just, I don't even fucking know, bro. I always said it like, I mean, OSES could
be bigger it but it's like everyone put it apart and as of right now I was
watching y'all's podcast yesterday and y'all talking about how y'all like wanted
to be like like streamers right you see yourself doing anything besides or this
space as a whole like online right now because I feel like you're a natural
born entertainer. Bro, you're like, bro, like things about
you, like you're fucking last bro. Like, is that your real
life?
That was a moment, bro.
There you gotta say motivated.
Yeah, no, what's called if you want to be serious, I was
watching, I got, you're already doing the streaming, right?
Archey obviously doing well.
But I'm surprised you, like, want to be cameraman.
So like, fully stream.
Let's talk about the elephant in the room,
Arke as a cameraman.
Because the other day, everybody was hating on Arke
for bullshit reasons.
Which was our fault.
Which was literally our fault.
It was our fault.
It was hate.
But I don't see it like, Arke,
this is why you don't get a streamer as a cameraman.
It wasn't even his fault, to be honest.
He just kind of wanted to spend time with us.
You know what I'm saying?
So like your view on that and maybe what Jason-
Yeah, why do you-
Like being late?
Like being late?
Like your perspective on-
Like being cameraman.
Oh, being cameraman.
Oh, that.
I just feel like to like, I really want to like be a part of like what they're doing at faith
because like I couldn't tell that it was going to be something like, or like it was already
something big like you know what I'm saying, I felt like they were doing something good.
So I just wanted to see like the whole process and really just be a part of it.
My hierarchy is actually much smarter, you know.
Like I've seen that would motivate me and it would also help me learn a lot
You know, I would just love to just art of that are he's low-key like in that fate like everyone in faith knows our key
Everybody behind the scenes in phase and those are key like you really face
affiliated
Also
Yeah, that's really smart of you to be honest
Just creating connections and shit because that's what stream is is mainly connections, bro. I'll
I really went from boom, boom, boom connected to everyone in every fucking part of Twitch.
But like I was saying, y'all want to grow our streamers?
Like y'all, you don't post on TikTok.
Like, Archie does really good.
His TikTok is, that should be going crazy.
I've been posting on TikTok since over a year now.
I don't know why you don't, y'all don't do that.
You're the only other one then, Archie, that posts on TikTok.
I've been posting on TikTok since over a year.
I've not been able to find people.
I've never seen him in a long time.
I remember he was like, motivation.
You know what I'm trying to say?
You know what?
You know?
Yeah.
You have a guy that does your TikToks?
Yeah, I do.
But, um,
I was the kid that was smart.
My TikToks were stuck for like a long time at low view.
But then it was when I, it was when you said, like,
you were like, oh yeah.
No, it was when you and Sa were talking one day or Sa.
And then it was about, like, the cringe TikToks,
like how they still do good.
And then I was all like, shit,
I'm gonna just do, you know, some cringe TikToks.
And then I started dancing to Max Music.
and that was like the first tiktoks that I got.
That was really.
And then I got like 80K, like 90K.
And then I was like, fuck it.
You know what I'm saying?
Like being cringy is like hitting a little bit.
Yeah, that max structure is too heavy.
Uh-huh.
Everyone thinks that.
Yeah, so then it was kind of like that, you know.
I'll really just listen.
Like, you know, I'm really like a quiet person overall.
I just listen.
Mm-hmm.
And I just learned, yeah, Jason and Sadie were like,
oh yeah, we were cringe when we first started our tiktoks.
I was like, let me try some goofy dances.
And then boom, they did kind of good.
I'm telling you, the current method that should never fail
is that it works to this day, and I still do it to this day.
So, yeah, we were actually talking about this yesterday, too,
and Lee gave his perspective on that,
and you said that your first 100 TikToks leave
was like, failure?
Failure, and that's what learned.
Jason, was your start on TikTok kind of like that, too?
I was quarantine and one go out like when we went into quarantine I told my friend
yo I'm trying to get a viral TikTok before we get back to school so
I would just spam tiktoks and they would make multiple accounts and try to
test like the algorithm is shit. Can y'all both please give us the
Secrets of the fucking algorithm. Please bro. Oh now. Oh you don't know it's changed it changes all the time it changes month by month
I just post that I need to do captions and shit. That was when I was making my own ticktocks, but I didn't
Yeah, it was the ticktocks. There's no algorithm. I
Know there's niches. I
Know I don't use hashtags. I think as you post
He was just naturally going to that niche you're trying to get hit what do you mean by like a niche is like
Bert way bro, is he good
Way bro, he's like
The fuck bro, bro, which is leaning on the
Bro, what the fuck, bro, are you gay?
What were you talking about?
Dude, I really forgot, bro.
Okay, so.
Talking about algorithm stuff, right?
Algorithm, okay.
So, Lee said that the best advice you give
is find your niche.
What is your niche, Jason?
To you.
I don't have one anymore,
I just kind of post whatever.
Okay, what happens on stream.
Did you view, okay, the way Lee viewed,
or he did what he said about,
my niche is you would very technically, right, Lee?
I think your niche is like shock value content like I feel like I know to say
Like you watch initially expecting one thing and then all of a sudden like something crazy else happens, you know
Even person to talk and sniff anymore, but where's your viewers mainly come from like tick-tock Instagram rails YouTube?
I used to have been growing like I know your person you should like every day like you have go see see the go
And he be giving a good ass advice
Yeah well yeah someone said now that you have motion you can post anything do you think that's true?
If you had a position where Jason is at you could literally post anything on the top and you think it doesn't talk about it.
I agree because before it was like I didn't do cringe shit and interviews would not pop
or if I wasn't doing like valentine shit I wouldn't pop but now it's like my niche is just kind of broader it's like just streaming streamer
Your niche is streaming?
That's the streamer.
Well, Lee, so you're talking about what do you right now
view Jason's niche as?
IRL content.
I feel like, yeah, it's a good niche to have.
I think it's probably the best thing for Twitch content
this year is IRL content.
And your boys look pretty good, or one of the best
I would say.
I think that's your niche.
meeting new people and then I guess like I don't know how to say it but like I think
you inspire a lot of people around you but more than that I think you introduce characters
to your stream very well you know yeah yeah I think that's your niche it's like meeting
new people and then having them be like attractive for your audience or something
like that you know whether it be a guy or a girl.
Yeah I generally think one of your best qualities is that you can fit in anywhere
like you fuck with you can fuck with anybody bro and you've shown that with
this cutie shit and the shit that happened yesterday bro people's like
people that knew me was sending me on that you were on there for you paste
because they're more tapped in that other side they're like what the fuck
Jason's on this shit with Hassan and all that and everybody was like loving
you that's true I think that's really I think that's your idea because everybody
like I grew up watching fucking damn right everything I watch 50 Frank fucking
Vanoss gaming fucking rice come fucking Ryan Higa I
Fucking I
Watched all the wholesome shit. I was all the Puggers. I was eight of Ross. I watched Kai
You're raised by content creation, bro
that's like I watched all I was fucking Ross Patel was
That both sides of Twitch I watched I don't like
I'd said this before but
Slicker I used to be like a slicker. No, why would you be the biggest slicker fan too? Yeah, why would you got skimmed on?
So you think that you were such a twitcher
Sorry, that's it offensive. That was a twitcher. I was a YouTube watcher
No, like you were so versatile and what you watch that eventually affected how
You came out as a streamer because I feel like a lot of streamers nowadays. They didn't even come up watching streaming
No, no, no. I think a lot of streamers came up watching content creation for sure.
I think it's because a lot of the WL community, they're creating their own wave right now,
innovating with their own shit, and they were never ever tapping with the Pogger side.
And that side of Twitch, they never were.
That's true. That's a true fact.
I think that's why bro that's why I focus the WL like so much because they're
really like pushing and bringing new viewers to twitch like people that you
never thought would ever view twitch or fucking on twitch website that was viewed
as like a nerd gaming website before so yeah you say growing up bro the one I
was thinking of is that bro used to pee in a bottle playing League of Legends
Huh, well I played league
Well, like even my game was this diverse like I played league
And now I played Russ. I played TF2 and play fucking Call of Duty. I played
Fucking realm of the mad god like
I know that game the 2D one.
I know that shit.
Valorant, GTA, I was in every category.
I played Halo 2.
So were you on that crazy amount of grown up?
Hell, I was the only child with nothing to do.
I think it's good that you did that.
I feel like that upbringing of watching and being addicted to every game is probably as to why you are now.
That's the boy you are now, you know.
Because I think one of the most interesting things about your stream,
and I think it's funny because if you got any leftover Tina Kitten viewers,
and you go from your, in the morning with Tina Kitten, cooking breakfast,
and then you drive home, and then, you know, you do the,
the shit you do at the Face House, and all the Tina Kitten viewers were like,
how do you view that? Like, do you think that like divides your audience?
because you're tapping into a lot of the Poggers side and the WL which don't
really mix well together or do you think a fuck it as long as I have more
viewers like yeah I don't think my viewers you you would can categorize as
Poggers or WL. It's low key just like is that good or bad? It's good. It's good.
It's his own community type of thing. When you look at a whole another community
For example, like, hmm, like Max's, like, that's right, W.L.
Masha is very just mixed, very mixed.
I feel like your chat caters towards like the people that are around you.
I find it funny that your chat says like, focus, focus.
You know, like during some sort of streams where like, again, a little bit too, yeah.
It's like, they like sort of-
But they see one bad chat.
The behavior sort of changes depending on what needs to sort of happen, which is really good
It's not part of it it lean towards we think right now it's more W. Yeah
Well the reason that I thought you just dream so heavy at the beginning
I was talking about this is that even since the beginning you always had a community and
You always had like those core people. I was always there. You'd always seen a chat and your child was funny as fuck
You'd always view the reddit
He was doing that ready shit like when nobody was posting in it. That's low key how I
Met you because I was like yo nobody's posting this reddit, but he's averaging like 2,000 viewers
Let me post in this shit, and then I posted some bullshit, and then I got notice about you
That's looking I got put on
Yeah, nah, I did had a reddit. I made one because of Bruce. Bruce had a funny yes, right?
So that's why that's where I got the reddit from
But yeah, I'm ready to look at you.
Nowadays is good, but I still go through it every time I go through it tomorrow.
So, the hate has its limits.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie, brother.
Nowadays it's very different than before.
But how do you view your community nowadays as opposed to how it was before?
before because people always talk about all like the new chat the new viewers and
even I'm kind of guilty of that like all the new viewers they all keep saying
fucks on to you it's very rude I think Loki I think as a community grew you
that you miss your old chat I feel like it's the same a little really you think
Yeah, because they're still inside jokes that only my chat knows, that they're still like a bunch of like lore that only my chat would know, and that's how it was, you know?
Correct me if I'm wrong, it's not, shit, nowhere the same.
What was it like before then? What do you think it was like before? I think I agree, I think it's been mostly the same.
the same maybe maybe obviously as your chat grows it becomes more toxic I
think the toxic has always been there yeah so that's what I'm saying like it's
always been the same I think it's been the same especially for how big the
numbers gap has been since then you know I think you still kept your core
values with your chat back then as opposed to now so you would agree with that
sentiment at all either of you know I don't know it's different I got that
Not just saying way more complainers. People will complain back then.
Bro, another lie.
I mean people are always going to complain. Maybe it's just that you're bigger now, so more people complain.
Back then it was just like one or two.
Yeah, we get threats, I see.
You get bothered by parasocial chattas and stuff? Like nowadays?
Nah.
That's funny.
You love him, bro.
I know he loved that shit.
But in the past you were bothered by it or no
Obviously it's about my relationship like yeah, I'm in a thread saying like oh
You were doing so good
You've gone through a relationship now
Falling off my ashes
I said
Bro, but you never fucking missed a day, bro. I'm not over ever bro. That was crazy. That was like
I remember seeing bad remissions
I do
Then you know
Yo, bro, why you keep in the huck to a shit nowadays, too
Why would you put your arm?
Hey Jason, you're good, but you're shaking like my crazy.
No, I used to do this.
I'd be like, is it easy?
No, I don't think so.
But, yeah, sometimes the viewers would make me feel like guilty.
You're looking happy?
Yeah, for being in a relationship.
I feel like he can't get into a relationship anymore.
Me?
Yeah.
Nah, I'ma start a family channel.
So good.
Okay, so.
Okay, so you talk about your,
okay, so one of the things that I've noticed about you
is that you never let shit get you down for too long.
You're always balanced back.
What is your mindset to that shit?
Because I've never seen you down for too long.
Bro, I got broken up with,
like took a one day break and started streaming again.
Bro, how many people could fucking do that, bro?
I have a very goldfish memory.
Like, I literally, like, my mental reset is so easily.
So when I see a thread, I'd be like, what the fuck?
Or like, feel a type of way for a moment.
And then literally that shit is blown by, I don't know.
That's good.
And by the same time.
Yeah, no, I have a very short term memory.
I don't know.
I don't even fucking do drugs.
It's a very short term.
You've always been like this?
I don't know.
I think the fucking TikTok brain rod got to me or something.
You think it's like the TikTok online?
Yeah, no.
The online shit definitely just like made my brain just...
They filled the way like...
I feel like you hate being in the same spot for a long time.
Like, let's say like, in the future,
what do you want it to actually be?
like one year from now let's say or end of this year.
Just wanna be, obviously, increasing all stats
but like I don't think that's it to be honest.
Cause I feel like when you think that's it
and then you don't, does it happen?
Yeah.
That shit just fucks you right now.
That's what you already have to talk, honestly.
Nah yeah, I used to fucking dream about this shit.
Yeah.
I used to be like, yo, all I need is 10K,
I'm a huge average girl, and I'm good.
You know what I mean?
But a lot of people think like that,
and once they reach it, they'll be like,
oh, I need more, I need more.
So I just stop thinking about this shit.
Stop thinking about your shit, and just be like,
now I just focus on making good content.
Like, yo, if I'm having fun doing what I do,
then it's gonna naturally go up.
So do you think string, you've always viewed it
as something that comes about naturally?
Like, I feel like a lot of your content
comes out of fucking nowhere and then you just ride the wave and then you just make
it like the most beautiful story line of all time. So like have you ever viewed it
as like putting on a persona acting creating things like that because that's
how we were talking about the lead. You use it from a very technical aspect in
creating something like that. What is your view on streaming and naturalness
and everything besides that and faking shit? I don't think I faked my
personality I just enhance it. I think what I'd say and do on stream like
I was looking like long and like but just like okay how do I how do I phrase
this like do I try to script yeah fundamentally like are you on stream
playing a character first of all is this you right now is this you when the
stream before? I mean I feel like with the sub-a-thon everyone's seeing like how I
am off to wake up like mad chill don't want to talk too much that's like me
off-stream but if I'm around people then more talkative that should just
enhance as well I'm off-stream. Okay and then as content as a whole have you
Have you ever faked content, faked TikToks, select that?
I've ever faked content, shit.
I think I'd go into a fucking, like maybe,
I think I've ever faked content,
but I would go into, like a Valorant match.
No one would, I'm about to try and clip and form.
You know what I mean?
I do that as well.
Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Like you have like a general idea in mind
of the conversation of how you wanted to play out
and you just start that conversation
and hopefully you meet the right person
to actually work off that conversation.
Yeah, yeah.
But I think you've like scripted like other stuff,
like conversation type IRL, like TikToks.
I feel like I've seen you do.
All I skit?
Yeah, I skit, so there you go.
That's a better way to say it.
That's like different.
Yeah.
Have you, okay, when you started streaming,
it was for fun, okay, right?
And did you ever come out with the intention
of making this into a job, making this into your life.
Then why did you have that hunger at the beginning
if you were only doing it for fun?
Spamming those e-pals.
He said your whole bank account
was fucking e-pals in DoorDash.
Because I had fun doing it.
You liked the e-pals shit.
That shit was fucking hilarious.
Also, I had a dopamine rush every time.
The views, it was bad.
I don't do that anymore.
I don't even pay attention to that.
But at the beginning, like, bro, I told you, I told my chat.
Once that first TikTok hit like a million views,
I just want to keep going, man.
She was bad.
She was bad.
That's bad for the mental, but that's how I got started.
Why do you think it's bad for the mental?
Because, bro.
You focus so much on views, and you post your next video,
and it doesn't get as much as you think it would have,
then you get fucking sad.
And you experienced that a lot at the beginning?
At the beginning, bro.
I would literally post a video on TikTok and then delete it if it doesn't hit like a certain amount of views.
I think everyone does that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I don't understand anymore.
Yeah, yeah.
But that was like a startup.
It also like, I just put my ass shit so it couldn't be a fucking business.
So, okay, so yeah, I guess you did ask, at what point were you like, oh, I'm not fucking with this e-pal shit anymore?
And then you were like what the fuck do I do now? Was that was there ever a moment like that?
What was there ever a moment when you were you know spamming that e-pow and you're like wait
I look you don't fuck with the city because there had to be a moment or that really never was
I'm obviously just transition
It's a new shade and like just kept transitioning. How did you view that transition?
Well, I see I never want to fucking do every day
for the rest of my streaming career.
Yeah.
So it kind of just naturally happened.
I would do more community shit as I grew.
And shit like that.
I see that people say that Dylan release TikToks
that are low views, even now.
I think Dylan just, sometimes in TikTok,
it'd be like, suppresses the views
because it says that my content is unoriginal.
Like, it flags my video as unoriginal, even though it's my content.
So those are videos that you probably miss.
I don't know, but my TikTok account is fucked, bro.
TikTok always bans you for the second to most random reasons.
I think, you've probably been suspended in ban of TikTok
like over 10, 15 times, or like community bans.
And I think for me as well, like, I think over the last
maybe like around 20 bands on TikTok.
Like you get banned for like a week
or like a couple days, Samantha.
And like sometimes it's not even your fault.
Yeah, okay.
TikTok is just mad weird.
Let's say both of y'all right now
got banned off Twitch permanently,
banned off TikTok permanently.
No.
What do you guys do?
YouTube, of course.
Okay, you're banned off YouTube too.
Flip burgers.
Yeah.
Dead ass?
Nah, I didn't go back to school.
You would go back to school if all this goes far.
I'd probably use the money I have now
and just fucking try to do some shit with it.
What you think at the point that you are now,
is it possible for you to fall off?
Talking about a fall off.
Do you believe in fall off?
Well, I think there's peaks
I think there's peaks and I think
Falling off obviously like not thinking about like this. Let's look at a good question repeat that shit
You believe someone can fall off
I was gonna book just because it is 3 a.m. And also it's probably gonna take fucking a long time for the uber to come here
I feel like that's a bad way to think of it. You don't just think like, oh, one day I'm
going to fall off. But the reason I brought this up is because he said that he doesn't
believe that you can ever fall off. That if you say your perspective.
My perspective on falling off is that it's sort of self-imposed. Like you fall off
but if you give up mentally, I feel like, you know.
And you can come back at any given moment
as long as you actually apply yourself to the work, you know.
I feel like if you really wanted to,
you could do some crazy event
and get crazy numbers at any given time
if you really put your mind to it now, you know.
So, I think falling off is more so something
that is like a show of your own character at the time
as opposed to like anything else.
Yeah, because for me,
I think I'm going through a fall-off period right now,
But it's definitely not because of any exterior factors.
It's very self-imposed because I'm on a journey of what I want
to actually do within content creation as opposed
to valorant e-dating content or something like that.
So yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, in content, shit gets repetitive.
You could be going up for one thing,
but that will only last for so long.
So you gotta adapt and go to the next thing.
That's what I did.
That's what I'm gonna keep doing.
So I agree.
You know, obviously Ron fell off Hella, 2023.
And it came back like crazy because.
What do you think, let him come back.
Like what do you think was the deciding factor?
Never give it up as cool as it sounds.
So, people talk about a lot about how you enjoy your content right now, especially with the sub-a-thon going on streaming, the camera never turns off, right?
So
How do you view your content right now?
Like are you do you ever at any point feel burnt out with the things you do or?
Any point and then you know after this epithon, you know the little break you're gonna have how do you view yourself coming back?
I don't think I'm burnt out yet. I
Just been tired from some of them. I'm not burnt out for sure me because some of the content. No
Because like if I don't stream all I think about is streaming. Okay, you know and then I get bored
I remember when you get banned you would start streaming on Instagram cuz you was that fucking board
It's like crying on Instagram
Yeah
I want to ask you something, during the subathon, how far do you plan stuff in advance?
Or do you just wing it? Because I feel like some things are really hard to plan for, like the Pokemon, those are the collabs, you know?
I was in front of the collabs and I told this already, me singing Red Fire, 10 discos for like three days straight, we're barely any sleep.
Before the subathon?
Before some of them planning like not barely any sleep, but like we'd stay up to like five or five a.m
Just fucking planning each day individually and hitting up people for collabs
Before the sometime
Yeah, yeah, it was planned but sometimes the plans fell through
The days goes goes empty or just did not a lot not enough planning for each segment
You know streaming sometimes I feel like is the best
when shit just goes, shit just happens.
Especially the IRL stream.
So what do you think is your biggest strength right now
as a streamer in your opinion?
Or where are you at your best in your opinion?
Because I feel like you do a lot of different things.
IRL, the desktop, you know, the Rizzing
and the storylines and everything,
but you also mix it a lot of gaming
community segments. Where are you at your best? I think I'm good at adapting, I know how to adapt
in certain situations, different people, communities. Like you said earlier, that's what I'm best at,
and I agree. You agree with that shit? Can I ask when your Uber's getting here?
It's here soon and I look you got a piece so okay. Let's get one more question
Podcast well we can I don't know we can just start have chats any questions and then that'll be the last one
All right, so that's anything. Yes. I feel like cutie was like a really unexpected collab. It's cool club
That's a really good club. I know cutie for a minute because she invited me to the stream words and then she invited me to like
someone of her events and
It's our joint phase.
I asked her to do a collab and then she's mad cool, super nice.
So you met Cutie before you met Ludwig?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think Ludwig really likes him because I
think he sees good content from very far away
and regardless of whatever form it takes.
So I can definitely tell that.
Yeah, he's kind of hooked up.
Yeah, very early on.
I guess, yeah.
OK, final question, yeah, views on Cutie?
No cutie yeah like so I guess just like cutie in general and like okay so how did you meet her exactly?
First time I met her
She deemed me on Twitter. I was like yo
Your visor sure words
I was like, oh shit
Okay, let's go
I went there I said hi for a little bit and then was like a brief me. I didn't know her anything and then
And she invited me to like, an event for streamers.
And then, like I said, Joy Faiz did like a collab, made food, she was very cool.
Super chill.
Very grateful for Cutie.
She helped me a lot.
She's funny.
I just think it's hilarious, you would never expect cutie,
I guess, in that power side to be around the face,
and I think it's so cool how she's involved in that shit,
and the Olympics, having y'all out there,
that shit was stupid funny, stuff like that.
So yeah, I just wanted to hear your opinions,
and that's all to you.
I guess you're icing her out.
Actually, I want to ask your dad was you because I remember earlier on you had a little bit of trouble like trying to convince
Well, at least like to see your career within content creation worrying about your parents and that sort of stuff
But they they're cool for now. They're really proud of you. I assume. Oh
They're definitely way more chill about it now. I can see the results and see yeah
But they obviously want me to finish school. They still want you to finish school. Yeah, really
But they're a lot more lenient on what I do.
Do you have like family relatives that come to your dad and be like,
you know, your son's doing this?
When I made the Deep Guy song, people in my family memories in Vietnam
that I didn't know about were like, yo, like, they be playing this in the coffee shops.
Deep Guy is still massive, bro.
Still massive, bro.
Especially for you now.
But yeah, thank you, Jason.
Go take your piss. No, that was good questions, but that's
No, I can tell bro. You're under the last fucking breath, bro, and I appreciate you so much. Thank you, bro
shit
Me yeah, I appreciate you
We all right
This is someone's portable
I think the lacy took my phone.
You want me to charge you?
Yeah.
Did you switch to hierarchy already?
You want us to talk to him for a little bit?
No, we'll do it in a little bit.
Oh.
I didn't talk too much.
I didn't want my voice to be crazy.
The voice is literally gone.
I appreciate you just being here.
But I don't know, there's a few more questions I want to ask.
But I think this is cool.
But you can tell that Jason's fucking dead.
He's gonna get no sleep and everything and Leah. I appreciate you popping out again, bro
Another fucking day in a row. No that is
No, bro. I think you were right on time
You know earlier you might have you don't say got arrested
Genuine
What at least we didn't have an ambulance. Oh
Oh, uh, Tiff said that it was too far into Chalker and then I asked her if she's still coming tomorrow to do a mukbang with me
She said ask me when I'm sober
I think somebody got like
actual like alcohol poisoning or like some sort of like substance like they're doing
Does your forehead
Maybe I'm not a lot you kind of burning to a fuck bro. I'm sick. You're sick. Yeah
If you get me sick you young killing you bro
You got the something
Okay, good luck
The toilet but um hey chat
I
Get a mind what's up?
All right, let's ask let's ask the deep questions first of all shall want to know right a five
I want to apologize first of all for what because you know you were walking to grow to her uber
because she had to go right and
I
said, yo, Redify, is this that one girl from LA or whatever?
Dude, you fucking sold me.
I literally saw him walk it out, and bro, I was, you know, I wasn't all there, so I was
like, yo, is this that one girl from LA you've been talking to?
He turns around, she's like, oh, no, actually, I got invited by, I got invited by Dreamo.
And then he was walking out with her.
We lucky saved her, we lucky saved her.
And I literally was like, bro, that was, I think, one of the worst things I've
ever done in my life.
I'm sorry.
It's fine.
It's fine.
We ended up saving at the end of the day.
What you mean you ended up saving?
No, I'm sailing.
Oh, okay.
Is it over here, Jeff?
No, I didn't catch it.
Are you kidding me?
Because you didn't.
Hey, more questions.
No, ask anything.
I'll answer it.
No, I'm not going to lie, Jason.
You've got to start asking Rockin' some questions.
Well, it comes to now.
Because I actually have a few more questions, bro.
Come here, Daddy.
What's up?
You want to sit by me and share the same mic?
Just kidding. Get your own mic.
Okay. Fuck it, bro. I'm gonna fucking speed run it.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let me get it.
I'm 16.
You're 16.
Okay.
So, I think your situation, especially with OSDS and having people in your community,
is like something that's like really, really unique,
because I feel like a lot of streamers,
they don't have what you have in terms of,
And I think one of the only other streams that I've seen do it is Max, which I think,
like having the Five Star Boys and having OSCS, like that kind of something, like having
your boys in your community that you met literally by streaming and kind of in a way putting
them on.
What are your views on like putting people on or like having like, you know, like, I
guess back in the day known as a bench, like, do you think that detracts from you
as a content creator and just putting people on, like, I feel like some people are
scared of it. Just give me your whole perspective on that.
Um, I think it's good to have a community that, oh fuck, I'm sorry, I'm just fucking-
No, I know you're out of it and that was like such a fucking long ass question.
I think it's good to have a community like what I have and what 5-star have because
like, when you're not streaming, um, your viewers are going to go to whoever in the
community. I mean that builds a stronger core and I don't think that enters
anything and I also don't mind helping people who help me. Yeah. Do you view us
as leeches? No. Because let me know where you need to go. Yeah. But yeah, because I
think, I don't know, I'm trying to, I think we as a group are just trying to
like do something different and do different things and I guess today and
this weekend was just like kind of us trying shit out because I think back in
the day we would have to we literally it came to a point where we're dividing up
shifts before you stream and then as soon as you go live we all in shit like
that. I mean if y'all want to grow as a streamer y'all just gotta stream when I'm
I'm streaming as well.
So what's your advice to us?
OSCS.
And certainly people up.
You know what?
How about we start with Archie?
How do you view Archie?
Well, I think Archie's gonna be good.
And are you scared that he's gonna leave you one day?
I'm not scared.
I literally asked him before the episode.
I was like, yo, you doing great, bro.
Let me know if you're not trying to cameraman anymore
because I know you like love streaming.
is like, nah, I'll be a cameraman.
And whatever he does, I support.
Because cameraman, you know,
is not like the hardest thing to replace
or how this person can replace.
But me, Arke got good dynamic,
that's why I want him, that's my cameraman.
But it's his life, I'll support my boy.
But yeah.
And then looking at Yugi?
Yugi doesn't stream when I stream,
and also doesn't like you gotta create your own community.
Like you don't want it forever be known as, you know,
oh, he's just from Jason's community.
If you want to grow as a streamer, you gotta create your own.
To do that, you gotta post on TikTok, YouTube, all that shit.
Because if you already have a foundation,
then you gotta break off and make your own.
Are you having chug rug with drills right now?
Hell yeah.
I'm tired of talking about it, I'm just crazy.
you're itching like a fucking fiend addict.
Sure.
Um, but...
Oh, he's here.
Okay.
Thank you, Jason.
Thank you.
I'll just last few questions.
Oh, boy.
That was good.
Thank you for being with podcast.
I appreciate it.
Of course, but I appreciate that.
But thank you for popping out.
Thank you for being with podcast.
That's great.
That's great.
I'm going to talk to you podcast.
I know y'all wanted me on it.
So I had to pop out.
I'm sure you did.
But I want to talk to you.
Yeah.
I'm sure you did.
I'm sure you did.
I'm sure you did.
I'm sure you did.
I'm sure you did.
25 gifted right now if you send city you gonna work on a beat or what you
Do you know what it is?
Rock, kick, poor guy.
We've got a brother party.
Hold on.
We don't know.
Like, what are you doing?
I'll stay here.
You don't know what to say?
I don't know what to do.
What?
I don't know what to do.
Yeah.
I thought you were going to rock.
You're such a fool.
No, that was not mine.
I know it.
No, no, no.
I said, see you, man.
I swear.
Yeah, bro.
Damn.
Oh, man.
Man, an enimus hood, laces hood, five-star, stable.
Did you see the Uber?
No, bro.
You can't take it out.
What the?
You can't take it out?
Yeah.
I was fucking red.
It was a little red.
So rough.
So good.
I'm doing good.
That's the type of walking.
He kept driving down.
He's down there.
Did you see anything?
Yeah.
He drove all the way down to 30.
He went down there, but I think he's coming up
I was a party guy. Bye.
Now Rocky, you was gone as soon as the party started, right?
Oh yeah, I was just...
I used to have a lady get that.
See ya man.
Thank you for having me back.
See you can use it for a bit.
We'll just trade off.