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ironmouse

10-05-2024 · 45h 36m

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[00:00:00] And for you

[00:00:03] And you can make your

[00:00:04] Playboy ads

[00:00:05] College Girls Nude from A to Double D

[00:00:09] Ha ha ha

[00:00:10] Why is there a Playboy ad in this game?

[00:00:12] I don't remember that

[00:00:15] Yeah, well

[00:00:18] Well, we like

[00:00:18] That's

[00:00:20] Uh, what's that?

[00:00:21] Maintenance

[00:00:22] Yeah, yeah

[00:00:23] And then you can make that

[00:00:24] I'm gonna start running us towards

[00:00:27] Wait, wait, wait

[00:00:28] I'm so sorry to pause

[00:00:29] It's so annoying

[00:00:30] Yes! Refresh! Refresh! Refresh! Refresh! Refresh!

[00:00:35] It's this way.

[00:00:36] Refresh! Refresh! Everyone refresh!

[00:00:39] She's offline but not really.

[00:00:53] We're back already!

[00:01:05] Okay.

[00:01:11] I think I can do this. Watch this guys.

[00:01:16] Yeah, I got a bonus. I got some... I hit the top score.

[00:01:27] Yeah, yeah, that's fine. I'm just running back to the safe room to put them at the safe spot.

[00:01:38] And then we can...

[00:01:39] Because I don't have to worry about their health and stuff anymore.

[00:01:46] Fantastic! Oh shit, we have to...

[00:01:59] When you're done kicking ass and taking names, meet me by the safe house, and then we gotta book it to Case 2-2.

[00:02:10] I think we can make it in time.

[00:02:14] Sure. We're gonna get a nice little pee-pee bonus.

[00:02:19] Look at what's up, thank you!

[00:02:22] A little pee-pee's time.

[00:02:30] Do you have any, uh, shakes on you?

[00:02:32] the milkshake things I make okay we'll have to get some help as well

[00:02:41] Thank you so much for the gifts and subs

[00:02:53] Legend the Spriders resource one of the OG websites

[00:02:57] What is this?

[00:03:00] The Spriders resource is a website from the early 2000s

[00:03:05] where he collected all of these Sprites from like video games so that we

[00:03:10] had a collection to view and

[00:03:12] like how do you say save I don't think that's the right word like not restore

[00:03:19] preserve and so it is a hugely influential site from my from my youth

[00:03:26] he's a good guy met him man it's like you have plus 10 strength against zombies

[00:03:35] you nerd and we go again we're already done it's very cool it's still at the

[00:03:48] The site's very active, yeah.

[00:03:56] Everyone refresh your stream.

[00:03:58] Refresh your stream.

[00:04:06] Oh, god damn it.

[00:04:07] Katie needs Zombrex.

[00:04:08] Oh, Katie needs Zombrex!

[00:04:10] Ah!

[00:04:13] OK, we've got to rush to take it to her.

[00:04:19] No, she needs Zombrex.

[00:04:21] All right, wait, wait.

[00:04:23] Here, take this.

[00:04:25] Ooh, nice new hair color.

[00:04:29] And I'm going to make my bat.

[00:04:34] And I like to book it.

[00:04:42] Tastes like chicken.

[00:04:43] Investigate the chef.

[00:04:44] We don't have time for that psychopath right now.

[00:04:48] I think, wait, wait, wait, I gotta check on my thing, industrial fashion, save the construction

[00:04:53] workers?

[00:04:54] No, they can go fight them for their own fight.

[00:04:56] We gotta go to Ticket to Ride.

[00:05:02] And let's see, that should be good.

[00:05:10] Zombies dodging.

[00:05:11] What?

[00:05:12] Inconceivable!

[00:05:13] What's your favorite weapon in the game so far?

[00:05:22] The...

[00:05:23] Night table.

[00:05:26] time I find those looters, I always go straight for their flashlights and remember that there's

[00:05:32] a gym right in the first zone at the safe house. It's so useful. It also wrecks some

[00:05:38] of the psychopaths. Okay, so we rush over to Case 2. So this is interesting, how do

[00:05:50] we do both Case 2.2 and find Katie some Zombrex? I guess we'll find out. I think

[00:05:57] We can buy it for a certain amount of money too.

[00:05:59] No, I didn't want to drink my coffee.

[00:06:04] Man, these dams on bones.

[00:06:14] The timer's sharp now.

[00:06:16] Okay, so we have to run across this place, and then we go straight over to the other

[00:06:23] place.

[00:06:25] We can make it.

[00:06:33] Loading screen seven hours later.

[00:06:39] I also can't remember that if you're doing one of the events and the timer runs out while you're doing it if it fails

[00:06:46] Which is kind of dumb

[00:06:47] The question is is do we save right now or no?

[00:06:58] You think so I

[00:07:02] Say we push it to the red line

[00:07:06] Should be another one another save right over. Yes. I

[00:07:11] Hate you Zombo

[00:07:13] Yeah, it's a fail and you have to restart. I thought so. That's stupid

[00:07:19] That's a stupid mechanic that if you I think if you make it in time. Well, no it makes sense

[00:07:23] It says you got to be there by seven or eight. It's gonna be there was every

[00:07:28] Okay, go go go go go go go this fish here if you need health. I'm gonna take a fish

[00:07:34] Yum yum yum raw fish sashimi. Let's go. They are uber aggressive at night

[00:07:49] How long is night time?

[00:07:51] At 12 hours, I think

[00:07:53] Or eight. Thank you very much for the raid. Uh, kawaii. Appreciate that.

[00:08:07] We're- shh, he's ass!

[00:08:12] You bastards!

[00:08:14] Okay, should be in the palisades near the back, and we are good.

[00:08:23] Hmm? Have you seen poltergeist?

[00:08:47] I've never seen poltergeist.

[00:08:50] Hmm?

[00:08:51] It's one of the few hormones that I've never seen.

[00:08:54] I want to know if it's good or if it's just crazy talk.

[00:09:04] People say it's good. It's a cool classic.

[00:09:07] That's true. And I know that you like Chucky.

[00:09:10] I love Chucky.

[00:09:12] I hated Chucky.

[00:09:16] Why did you hate Chucky?

[00:09:18] Yeah, I mean like I guess I was just at that time. I was like maybe too cool for school

[00:09:23] I was like, oh wow Chucky, yeah, it's a doll

[00:09:25] But maybe I didn't fully embrace the the campiness of it all

[00:09:29] Just think about the absurdity of a doll murdering full-grown adults

[00:09:37] And how funny and ridiculous it is that these people are being terrorized by a tiny doll

[00:09:45] that has the soul of a man inside.

[00:09:48] Oh no.

[00:09:51] Wait. Wait. What have I done?

[00:09:57] Uh oh.

[00:10:06] Wait.

[00:10:07] How do I...

[00:10:09] No, no, no, no. Don't give up hope.

[00:10:14] I don't remember how to...

[00:10:18] I thought you were... I thought I was...

[00:10:20] How do you...

[00:10:22] How do you get in there?

[00:10:24] In here?

[00:10:25] Yeah, we're supposed to go inside that maintenance tunnel, but I don't know how.

[00:10:36] Did I not read it correctly?

[00:10:47] Okay, wait a minute.

[00:10:50] Let me read that one more time.

[00:10:52] It says, you've seen a- never seen- uh, underground tunnels.

[00:10:59] Some suspicious men have accessed the underground tunnels to the Palisades Mall.

[00:11:03] in the palisades mall is there a different entrance somewhere throwing a

[00:11:18] dynamite near you look out I wonder what I did wrong oh I have to be

[00:11:40] underground so wait wait wait that's stupid where he's supposed to enter from

[00:11:46] um, how are you s- from-

[00:11:52] AH! I see it! I see it!

[00:11:55] uh...

[00:11:57] the- okay

[00:11:58] that was unfortunate

[00:11:59] the game totally screwed us there

[00:12:02] uh... oh

[00:12:04] I don't think we can make it, I should have saved back when I- I- I- but I was like,

[00:12:08] nah, that was my bad, I'm STOOOOOOORRYYYY!

[00:12:11] I don't know why the game's mechanics didn't-

[00:12:17] I don't think so

[00:12:18] We can try, it's gonna be, I mean that was unfair though because the indicator

[00:12:24] guided us to that location but it was the wrong one and I think the last time we

[00:12:30] saved was with those doofus nerds outside of the, this is not the cutscene we're

[00:12:36] looking for. We do and you can save the tiger, we can also kill the tiger.

[00:13:36] We can keep him as a little guy who follows us around for a long time.

[00:13:41] He's a survivor until we take him to the safe house, but unfortunately the game's about to uh

[00:13:51] Like yeah, I fucked up. I'm sorry mouse

[00:13:54] But I think actually I have a better idea

[00:14:01] So when we reload if you want to I think we can

[00:14:07] Not take them back and come here first with our entire party and just keep them with us for longer with your book

[00:14:13] So, when we do this the next time, as we're about to immediately fail, there's going to

[00:15:00] be some raw meat lying around and we need to pick it up and drop it near Snowflake before

[00:15:05] he kills us.

[00:15:07] And we can get him, if we feed him like 3 or 4 meats, he can switch sides to help us.

[00:15:14] But I can't remember where the meats at.

[00:15:17] Although we should, I mean, we have to reload anyway, but let's see if we can

[00:15:21] find the meat before we lose dead stuff oh I think it's I think it's inside this

[00:15:25] glass room that's hunksome yeah there's one right here today that's what we're

[00:15:33] looking for I need to eat it okay this is us losing the game oh you did holy

[00:15:55] shit how with what what the fuck wow okay we're gonna leave you on 10 next

[00:16:10] time and I'll work on the tiger she went dicko mode well we still have to feed

[00:16:19] the tiger though or maybe not maybe you just let's see what happens my balls I

[00:16:49] should feel bad for the guy looks like he's going to heaven with the bright

[00:17:01] lights he ascended it's what did the kitty the kiddy

[00:17:10] Ah! It's still there!

[00:17:13] Okay, maybe you do need to feed me?

[00:17:16] You do need to feed it, so hold on. Let me see if I can...

[00:17:19] How do I... I feel like... I can't remember the exact mechanic.

[00:17:25] But if we put it near him...

[00:17:27] Better to learn now, I suppose.

[00:17:29] Okay, he ate me.

[00:17:35] When the child...

[00:17:43] Place meat in front of you...

[00:17:45] There you go, the truth is vanished.

[00:17:53] Alright, so let's...

[00:17:57] Okay, so we're gonna...

[00:17:59] Please load the last time we saved when I fucked it up after you got your lightsaber stored.

[00:18:05] GK escaped.

[00:18:07] Truth has vanished.

[00:18:12] I'm sorry.

[00:18:24] It's okay. Can I load?

[00:18:26] Yeah, you load.

[00:18:35] And I think we're gonna be right outside in the middle of the, uh...

[00:18:40] rocks. I can't believe that the timer took us to the- the- the GPS took us to a locked door.

[00:18:49] Oh, yeah.

[00:18:51] Yeah, but I know where to go this time

[00:18:54] But I think we should go save the tiger

[00:18:57] Yeah, I think we have enough time because last time I walked us all the way back to

[00:19:04] The safe room and then we tried to walk there. Oh

[00:19:09] Right, we got to go save Kevin again because we left Kevin behind and we saved I remember yeah

[00:19:18] loading

[00:19:20] Loading

[00:19:25] new light table.

[00:19:27] Yeah, but we got a lot more time.

[00:19:30] I don't have any weapons.

[00:19:35] I need a weapon.

[00:19:36] Oh wait, no, get this fucker off me.

[00:19:38] I just need the electric rake.

[00:19:41] We gotta go, ah, damn it.

[00:19:43] We gotta go save Kevin.

[00:19:44] Could you make your way towards where Kevin's dying?

[00:19:51] I think he's like right behind, where did we, where did we come from?

[00:19:55] I think it's, which way was it?

[00:20:04] I think it was the Atlantic Casino.

[00:20:10] Wait, it was...

[00:20:13] Where did those doofuses?

[00:20:15] I think it was actually the other way.

[00:20:17] There's this pink room.

[00:20:20] The South Plaza, so 180.

[00:20:30] Oops, Kevin.

[00:20:46] No, wait, don't...

[00:20:49] Oh my god, you bitch ass zombies.

[00:20:51] Okay, okay.

[00:20:55] See that's a lounge.

[00:21:10] It's for chatting.

[00:21:12] Well, I mean he got to fight zombies by himself like the hero he is as a D&D player.

[00:21:17] There he is, Kevin, you goat.

[00:21:39] Alright, so now we go save Tiny, or you go kill Tim, but we should probably put our survivors far away from the tiger.

[00:21:53] So when the fight starts, I'm going to run.

[00:21:58] I'm going to have a weapon to fight him.

[00:22:00] No you don't?

[00:22:01] No.

[00:22:02] Ok let me think.

[00:22:04] Where can we get bitchin' weapon?

[00:22:08] Ok let me...

[00:22:18] I have no weapon.

[00:22:19] Ok I can fix that.

[00:22:27] I lost all my items that's right.

[00:22:34] Ok ok.

[00:22:40] There should be something in there that you can make.

[00:22:44] There's always a combination next to...

[00:22:47] There's nothing good there I know this one.

[00:22:49] Uh, hmm, and we never got the Code Blue guy either on this one because he's still dying

[00:23:02] out in some stupid thing because of me.

[00:23:09] We'll find something.

[00:23:10] I believe in us.

[00:23:12] I'm not too concerned.

[00:23:17] I just want to see.

[00:23:21] There's a Blanca mask with electricity over here.

[00:23:23] I know that.

[00:23:25] Uh, lead pipe plus rocket fireworks.

[00:23:32] Here you go.

[00:23:33] You can have that.

[00:23:35] that little fun thing.

[00:23:36] It's a goofy, stupid weapon.

[00:23:45] Ok, so wait, the tiger is in the food court guys?

[00:24:00] No, no, no, no, no.

[00:24:01] He's over in this thing.

[00:24:03] Ok, ok.

[00:24:07] How?

[00:24:09] Silver strip plus tinker box, shamrock casino, peephole.

[00:24:17] You can find a dildo over there, which is pointless, so yeah, they have one of those in

[00:24:22] this game.

[00:24:23] It's like a sex toy thing.

[00:24:24] It's dumb.

[00:24:30] Let's see.

[00:24:33] This does suck.

[00:24:34] We lost all of our items.

[00:24:41] How do we not have any good tools?

[00:24:46] Okay, runnin' in front.

[00:24:55] Here's the sex toy shop.

[00:25:01] Later we have a shortcut that goes through here that's going to be useful.

[00:25:04] Ooh, I can be a sexy biker.

[00:25:07] Wow, that's my whole package

[00:25:13] Not a useful place

[00:25:19] It's called a massager. That's what it was

[00:25:34] Machete

[00:25:38] Okay, this will be helpful. I need to remember this place too. Now. I'm just in case we have to reload. I'm figuring it all out

[00:25:46] This is where we can give them shakes and I can heal up the guy when I screwed it up. Come here Kevin

[00:25:52] I got you an orange juice

[00:25:57] Drink that up, Kev.

[00:25:58] I got you one more.

[00:26:03] Drink that up, boss.

[00:26:04] Do you have any health items, Mouse?

[00:26:11] Or do you need one?

[00:26:12] No, I don't have any.

[00:26:13] All right, there's one on the floor for you.

[00:26:27] In behind the bar counter.

[00:26:33] Little milkshake.

[00:26:34] I'm going to take the other one.

[00:26:36] Oh, you can take it.

[00:26:37] I don't need it.

[00:26:41] All right, let's go.

[00:26:42] Oh, no.

[00:26:43] I want to take off my gun.

[00:26:47] It's all good.

[00:26:55] Go in here.

[00:26:57] Save the guy.

[00:27:00] the guy

[00:27:03] that's okay i'm gonna figure out how not to suck at this game

[00:27:07] uh... okay guys that

[00:27:13] this is definitely two thousand ten game design all god this is hard

[00:27:19] because when i died

[00:27:20] i lost all when we died i lose all of my items

[00:27:25] as a reloading and then also

[00:27:27] uh... the other tricky part is

[00:27:31] No, Mouse keeps her, I think, she still has her leadership book.

[00:27:36] She should still have the leadership book.

[00:27:40] That should be, because she retains all of the items that she has, but the guest does not.

[00:27:47] And I know we saved it when we had that, because we found it near Sven.

[00:27:56] And then, like, what I'm trying to, like, when I keep pausing the game like this annoyingly

[00:28:01] is because I'm trying to find the route because I can't quite remember all the places in my

[00:28:08] memory.

[00:28:09] Now I know that the Tiger fight is in the orange building right to our top right, and

[00:28:16] I know now that we take the underground passageway just a little bit right here to go do the

[00:28:21] other thing.

[00:28:25] And the only downside is I had given her the lightsaber before that, and then I

[00:28:32] didn't save when I should have.

[00:28:33] Ha ha!

[00:28:34] Whoops!

[00:28:35] Next time I'll follow my own advice and always go pee-pee.

[00:28:42] Next time I will always go pee-pee.

[00:28:44] And speaking of, I have to pee now.

[00:28:49] So I'll be right back, right quick.

[00:28:52] Everyone spam your favorite shit!

[00:28:55] The crafting room to the right of you has gems and a flashlight.

[00:28:59] No shit long, John!

[00:29:01] Wait, wait, wait, wait!

[00:29:02] Behind the stage!

[00:29:03] Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!

[00:29:05] Hold on, hold on, hold on, right here, no, wait, wait.

[00:29:08] Oh, you're right, I, is it this one or this one?

[00:29:15] I do remember that.

[00:29:16] I do remember, because later on,

[00:29:18] you hold the concert there.

[00:29:22] Perfect, fantastic.

[00:29:28] I think it's the one that my arrow's on, right?

[00:29:38] Okay, thank you, Long John.

[00:29:40] So when, if we fail again,

[00:29:42] all we gotta do is pick up Kevin,

[00:29:44] Then save again, then run straight to here and grab the lightsaber, beat down Tim's ass, save the Tiger, save the world.

[00:29:55] Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

[00:29:56] I just slammed my foot on the door!

[00:31:53] Are you going to give Mouse to the Tiger as Mall Offer?

[00:32:14] Hell no.

[00:32:16] I'll be lucky if she doesn't sacrifice me to the Tiger.

[00:32:19] It's not that hurt!

[00:32:21] I was so excited to get back to the stream that I banged my boot into the...

[00:32:27] Oh, I just froze my stream. Whoops.

[00:32:29] Hold on a second. I want to... I want to... Ow!

[00:32:32] I have to refresh my mouse stream. Because I, uh, plus one view.

[00:32:36] Here we go. Let me see here.

[00:32:42] Well, this has been a bitching stream. I've had a lot of fun.

[00:32:46] Cuphead with Connor and Dead Rising 2 with Mouse.

[00:32:50] Hell, yes.

[00:32:52] Abs- uh, fruitly.

[00:32:54] I was trying to think of like...

[00:33:30] What was the other thing I was going to tell you guys?

[00:33:33] It was something about...

[00:33:35] It wasn't.

[00:33:37] Um, it wasn't a game thing.

[00:33:40] It was...

[00:33:41] I got to go to the Stardew Valley concert.

[00:33:43] That was cool as hell.

[00:33:45] That was cool as hell.

[00:33:47] And Eric Barone was there.

[00:33:49] The creator concerned Abe.

[00:33:51] We got to meet him briefly.

[00:33:53] Wild. Sydney and Emerichu were cosplayed up. I was gonna cosplay as Willy, but my costume

[00:34:06] didn't arrive on time. That was a great time. And that was a really cool concert. Other than

[00:34:18] we've got that, the Kansas City Royals made the playoffs, which literally eight people

[00:34:21] still watch baseball. I'm super pumped about that. They're playing the Yankees. I was

[00:34:26] gonna go to New York randomly if I didn't have this stupid hospital thing

[00:34:30] tomorrow I would have gone to New York and saved up all my yenis and got to see

[00:34:34] the Royals play at Yankee Stadium that I've been wild and then I have a complete

[00:34:41] and crippling and pathetic addiction to Diablo 2 a game that came out when I

[00:34:46] was in high school and I can't stop that is such an old game it's perfected

[00:34:58] They perfected loot in Diablo 2. There's always some little percentage I can I can look for and it's just it's so fun to return to every

[00:35:09] Every few years

[00:35:11] Did you just finish your assassin run well done well done?

[00:35:18] It's so good it's better than three it's better than four

[00:35:24] Better well one is fun, but yeah

[00:35:26] And I'm also hungry. It's 8.38 p.m. I woke up and I went go live. And Yuki, my wife,

[00:35:40] she ordered this thing called Skamen. And she said it was not good. But Skamen is a

[00:35:46] special kind of noodle where you you have the hot broth and you take the

[00:35:52] noodle and you dip it in there and you swish it around and you kind of wait

[00:35:56] for it to heat up a little bit and then it's like it's like a do-it-yourself ramen

[00:36:01] um dish it's good shit very very good yeah I'm playing D2R the remaster I'm not

[00:36:13] going to New York City I wanted to go to New York City love your gaming streams

[00:36:17] with mouse Pete also looking forward to the RV stream happy birthday in advance

[00:36:22] Thank you very much computed tugboat. It's very kind of you to say and

[00:36:26] There's an old old Japanese book done if you guys hey look if you want to try to impress

[00:36:32] The boy or girl that you meet from Japan. Here's a little note for you can tell them this you can say

[00:36:37] Da men game in Boku wa Ike men. It's an old gag. Oh, yeah, she yoga dad gag

[00:36:47] Trust me on that you'll get a chuckle or the walk away

[00:36:50] way. You got it. I'm here to help. I'm just here to help. Oh, stretch time. Don't forget

[00:37:02] if you guys are also, if you've been sitting in your chair or if you've been gaming and

[00:37:06] watching Mouse and I play Dead Rising 2, it feels good to stand up and stretch a little

[00:37:11] bit, you know? Stand up, get around. If you're shrimping on the bed, keep chilling.

[00:37:20] do a cat stretch. It's all good. It's all good.

[00:37:26] I think that's also from the Warriors, a movie that, uh, Mouse and I both love.

[00:37:33] KAAAAAAAIT!

[00:37:39] Is that what you said to your wife the first time you met?

[00:37:42] No. I met my wife at a bowling alley on Halloween, and I was in this group of dudes, and she

[00:37:51] She was with this group of chicks and we were all kind of there for a um, no-me-kai, which

[00:37:57] is like a drinking party from our, our job.

[00:38:01] And my wife was a friend of one of the teachers there and I was like, oh my god, that's the

[00:38:08] most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

[00:38:11] And then right behind her was my wife, no I'm kidding, it was my wife.

[00:38:14] She was the most beautiful.

[00:38:15] wearing a red plaid shirt, and it was around,

[00:38:19] it was a bigger red plaid shirt.

[00:38:22] And then it was, and I was like,

[00:38:23] oh my gosh, she's so beautiful.

[00:38:25] So I was dressed as a doctor, a fat doctor.

[00:38:28] Fat wasn't a part of it, that's just how I looked.

[00:38:31] And I was like, what do I do?

[00:38:33] What do I say?

[00:38:34] And my friend was like, he was dressed as Spider-Man.

[00:38:36] He was like, it's easy.

[00:38:38] Will all stall until it's her turn to bowl,

[00:38:41] and then you walk up there and make some good small

[00:38:43] talk.

[00:38:44] I can do that and then unfortunately it was so loud and the thing I was like it sounded like

[00:39:09] and I tried to I tried to like talk to her all night and she was not interested and I was just

[00:39:16] like damn it and at the end I was like hey that was really cool man do you want to like do you want

[00:39:22] to do you want to be friends or something she was like I'm good I was like well maybe you

[00:39:27] Maybe you should maybe you should add me on Facebook so we can communicate just like okay, and then

[00:39:35] About two or three weeks later. I was like hey, no, that's really fun meeting at the bowling alley

[00:39:39] Do you want to do you want to go out for like dinner sometime? She's like no

[00:39:46] No, alright, and then around New Year's I gave up at that point up

[00:39:51] Well, no, then there was like one of the night where she I was feeling sick when my friend was the spider-man

[00:39:56] It's like, dude, she's at this party with me.

[00:39:58] We're gonna, like, you should come by and say hello.

[00:40:01] I was like, I don't feel well.

[00:40:02] He's like, you should come by and say hello.

[00:40:03] So I toughed it out and went up there and I was like,

[00:40:05] okay, what's up?

[00:40:06] And then I was fine.

[00:40:09] And then on New Year's Eve, she messaged me saying,

[00:40:13] on Facebook saying, hey, I'm sending a message

[00:40:16] to everyone that I met this year that was nice to me.

[00:40:19] And I wanted to say I really appreciated, you know,

[00:40:22] you and all the others, not just you, Peter,

[00:40:25] who were like kind and stuff and friendly and I was like oh that's cool do you want to go on and have like coffee or lunch and she was like okay

[00:40:42] yeah I have my friends have always told me that I'm I'm I'm kind of like a disease it like

[00:40:49] that first you just like me but as you get to know me more it works out there you go that's how I'm

[00:40:54] Hey, welcome back!

[00:40:56] What did you say?

[00:40:59] I said it's good to have you back.

[00:41:01] Thank you.

[00:41:02] All right, do you want the good news or the bad news?

[00:41:07] How can I give them both at the same time?

[00:41:13] We may have to reload, but I also found you a lightsaber.

[00:41:19] That's good, but I think let's try to go forward.

[00:41:24] Right, we gotta remember this.

[00:41:26] Behind this stage, I believe there are gyms and a flashlight.

[00:41:33] flashlight. No, there's not. We were wrong. But maybe it's the other one right behind.

[00:41:41] I thought there was though. Okay. Hell to the... Maybe they're on the stage. Let me

[00:41:50] just check really quick. Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me,

[00:41:53] give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me.

[00:41:56] Where are they? Where are they? Where are they? Okay, there's one more maintenance

[00:41:59] Oh, wait, wait, wait, there's the flashlight. I see it. I see a flashlight

[00:42:08] Okay, now I need to find the gyms that are gotta be nearby

[00:42:12] So that's the bad news. I was wrong

[00:42:21] Okay, so there's the there's the

[00:42:25] Where's the gyms?

[00:42:32] helicopter

[00:42:34] Whoa, okay

[00:42:46] We move forward, I'll take the flashlight with us just in

[00:42:53] Ah, don't panic Pete, don't panic Pete, don't panic Pete.

[00:42:59] This way mouse, we gotta move straight to the admission objective.

[00:43:13] Which I, if you remember, I fucked up last time, but I'm not gonna fuck it up this time.

[00:43:20] Stop urgent me calling me!

[00:43:23] Yes, I know she needs some breaks.

[00:43:27] Ooh, Sashimi's here.

[00:43:44] Maybe this is the secret place with the gyms and the flashlight.

[00:43:47] It's locked too?

[00:43:49] It's...

[00:43:50] Okay, now I officially need help from you guys.

[00:43:53] I officially need advice from the chatters.

[00:43:58] I don't know how to reach the underground access.

[00:44:02] I thought this would be our secret...

[00:44:05] ...insurance?

[00:44:07] Where do... how do we do this?

[00:44:10] Or...

[00:44:12] Or...

[00:44:18] I don't understand.

[00:44:22] I thought we were supposed to do like a, uh, you have to, you, you have to

[00:44:27] went to the same place and get close to each other while trying to open the door.

[00:44:30] No way, no way, no way, no way.

[00:44:34] We totally had that.

[00:44:36] We were, we were not, it didn't say mouse was too far away.

[00:44:39] It was just locked.

[00:44:46] Is that what I'm just trying to figure out how to, uh, cause I'm stumped.

[00:45:04] I think nobody knows because this game came out so long ago.

[00:45:07] Everyone's like, fuck man, I have no idea.

[00:45:14] In the Palisades Mall, it's a door that said service above it.

[00:45:19] The Palisades?

[00:45:23] So I was right.

[00:45:25] Okay, mouse, come to me.

[00:45:29] We're gonna try, we're gonna try one more time and we're gonna, I love that you're

[00:45:35] so patient.

[00:45:36] You're just like, okay, okay, okay.

[00:45:44] You're so patient. Okay.

[00:45:46] Thumbs up.

[00:45:51] No, me too. I am too.

[00:45:56] I wish my memory was better.

[00:46:00] Okay, we can skip this one.

[00:46:08] But if you see any meat in the Tigers running at you, try to give them a...

[00:46:15] I'm gonna hit them with a goddamn lead pipe, just like the Pluto.

[00:46:26] Oh God, no, the Tigers fucking everybody up!

[00:46:30] Remember go over there boys run away boys. Oh, don't kill snowflake. Okay. Okay. He's down

[00:46:42] We skip this and then we find the the meat and drop it in front of of the tiger. Oh

[00:47:00] Wait, I paused it by shaking the controller so hard. I'm dead

[00:47:07] Bad snowflake thanks mouse

[00:47:31] Okay, where's the stupid I found some beef

[00:47:36] We need three meats.

[00:47:38] Okay, I found two steaks right there and the third steak's right there.

[00:47:44] Where's the- Come here, Tiger!

[00:47:48] Send him a bench!

[00:47:55] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, get up!

[00:47:57] Look at me, look at me, look at me!

[00:48:04] Where is he?

[00:48:05] Tiger?

[00:48:06] I see him, I see him.

[00:48:13] He's not eating the meats.

[00:48:15] What? He just teleported.

[00:48:27] Yeah, this is-

[00:48:40] Son of a-

[00:48:43] What? Why am I dead? There's nobody near me!

[00:48:47] Oh no, I'm gonna die too.

[00:48:49] Yeah, okay.

[00:48:51] I don't know if I can find food in town.

[00:49:02] I think I died of cringe.

[00:49:12] And I fell down and I'm wearing my stupid black leather...

[00:49:18] I'll go look at the green card.

[00:49:29] Listen, stop.

[00:49:40] Come back wine.

[00:49:41] I mean maybe we don't need to save so quickly.

[00:49:53] I honestly can't remember like drop I thought like when it was walking at you you put the

[00:50:10] meat in front of it instead of biting you it lowers its mouth to the meats but oh it's

[00:50:21] alright we're gonna we're gonna lose on the case TK is about to get away and so you did

[00:50:26] good you did good I blew it he's kind of a banger though just remember my chaps

[00:51:11] My assless chaps and don't let GK get away.

[00:51:19] Oh yes, thank you.

[00:51:26] And she shot me in the face.

[00:51:29] That's the only thing I could do.

[00:51:31] Alright, do you want to try again or call it?

[00:51:34] Yeah, we could try one more time.

[00:51:36] Okay, we're going to try it again.

[00:51:41] Okay, I know exactly what to do.

[00:51:45] You ready for this?

[00:51:46] We're going to pick up, we're going to pick up Kevin, we're going to make some smoothies

[00:51:59] and we're going to decide if we want to save the tiger or say fuck that.

[00:52:09] What are you feeling?

[00:52:10] Yeah, we could do that.

[00:52:13] You want to save the tiger or kill it?

[00:52:14] Oh, we could save it.

[00:52:17] Try to save it.

[00:52:18] I just need weapons because I don't have any.

[00:52:21] We should have some now that you reloaded, right?

[00:52:23] Uh, yeah, but they're about to die.

[00:52:26] Okay, so if only we could figure out...

[00:52:31] Uh...

[00:52:33] Okay, so first, we gotta go to the Fortune City hotel to grab Kevin because he's a dumb shit.

[00:52:44] I'm gonna tell the nerds to gather around this door.

[00:52:48] As soon as we do this, we'll walk back outside, and briefly save the game again, with our full party.

[00:52:58] Then we'll find the weapons.

[00:53:05] Although Ted died pretty quickly to just the lead pipe I was smacking him with.

[00:53:10] Yeah.

[00:53:29] Yeah, I got disconnected too.

[00:53:31] Maybe it's like finally giving you controller support.

[00:53:44] We can't crash.

[00:53:46] Sorry.

[00:53:47] That's okay. Do you want to reload or do you want to? Are you good?

[00:53:51] Okay

[00:53:53] What does it crash again? Oh, this is interesting. I got some I got some good tech from the team

[00:54:02] It's for the tiger when we when we isolate them

[00:54:06] You and I are gonna climb up on a ledge and throw the meat down on his face

[00:54:10] Can't believe you were able to get this far with mouse and keyboard

[00:54:35] Oh throwing meat is a tiny bit gotcha it may destroy it. Oh my god

[00:54:40] Ok so I'll place the meat around, yeah I can't believe that like it must be, I just can't imagine playing this with having to use the mouse but you seem to be doing ok.

[00:54:57] After I changed the sensitivity it helped a lot.

[00:55:00] Oh you don't have to cook the meat I don't think.

[00:55:05] I think it's because he's a tiger.

[00:55:07] Wait wait just, the mouse just wads.

[00:55:15] She really wants to play Dead Rising 2.

[00:55:34] She's really excited about this.

[00:55:36] Wanna play, wanna play, wanna play, wanna play, wanna play, wanna play, wanna play, wanna play.

[00:55:57] Come on game load you can do it.

[00:56:00] Boom!

[00:56:01] Okay.

[00:56:05] Let's go save Kev.

[00:56:08] That's a stupid weapon to kill these zombies.

[00:56:13] Yeah.

[00:56:14] What the f- move.

[00:56:17] Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch, come here!

[00:56:24] Listen.

[00:56:31] And those guys keep shouting,

[00:56:32] I'M GONNA DO-

[00:56:33] OUGH!

[00:56:34] OUGH!

[00:56:34] Doesn't make it any easier for my stress levels.

[00:56:57] Alright nerds, gather round.

[00:56:58] Huh, what a tough part of the game.

[00:57:04] This is like the hardest little section.

[00:57:06] Okay...

[00:57:26] Now, even though this seems kind of stupid,

[00:57:31] we're gonna walk right back and save it again,

[00:57:34] just because picking up Kevin every time is- is caca.

[00:57:37] Yeah.

[00:57:37] Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[00:57:39] I'm tired of saving Kevin's bacon.

[00:57:42] all the time

[00:57:45] So we'll we'll dash in there go pee pee really quick and then

[00:57:54] Bob's your uncle

[00:58:01] What was the single hardest game that you and Connor ever played together?

[00:58:05] It takes two

[00:58:11] Go see oops. Sorry. I didn't mean to shock your ass

[00:58:17] You guys beat that. Yeah

[00:58:24] She's

[00:58:32] Now I know this is gonna be your favorite part, but

[00:58:38] Okay, I got it. I got it. I got it. That's all I need to see

[00:58:42] As I make sure some silver strip is to the north which means we can cross through they got it got it got it

[00:58:48] Got it got it got it got it got it got it. I'm getting better at memorizing this map location. How about you?

[00:59:00] Promise I

[00:59:04] Think the nearest thing now that's gonna be beneficial is

[00:59:08] I can make us some smoothies.

[00:59:12] I think I passed it.

[00:59:35] There it is.

[01:00:00] I left you a shake right there on the floor.

[01:00:03] I'm going to give our buddy

[01:00:06] Kevin some beer. Drink that up boss man.

[01:00:10] Here take one more.

[01:00:22] I did. I gave up on the rake.

[01:00:27] Go swing for the fences, Meryl.

[01:00:34] There's more flashlights.

[01:00:36] I bet there's got to be gyms nearby.

[01:00:38] The only thing that is.

[01:00:47] Zombrex is 25K.

[01:00:49] OK, good to know.

[01:00:50] How much cash you got, Mouse?

[01:00:54] You have eight?

[01:00:55] OK.

[01:00:57] So when worse comes to wor- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

[01:01:00] is this it?

[01:01:03] Yes, Mouse.

[01:01:04] It's here.

[01:01:05] It's here.

[01:01:06] The flashlight gyms.

[01:01:09] OK, OK.

[01:01:11] I'm going to drop it on the floor for you, there's one.

[01:01:15] And there should be enough for two, I'm going to get these nerds out of my face.

[01:01:20] Okay, this is going to be the most important place to remember for us.

[01:01:27] Every time we come here, all right, yeah, good idea.

[01:01:33] Let me give you two lightsabers, okay?

[01:01:39] Let me get- so they want to build?

[01:01:41] As- don't lose the book though, that's the only thing that's-

[01:01:44] There you go.

[01:01:50] Alright, we'll go back and save.

[01:01:52] We have just enough time.

[01:01:57] Okay, huge! That means every time we win or we die,

[01:02:01] you will start with, uh...

[01:02:03] Yeah.

[01:02:08] Huge, huge.

[01:02:10] And the- the book to help the- the doofuses.

[01:02:13] Yeah, good for us, huh?

[01:02:18] Now, if there's anybody who wants to be Omega helpful in chat, please look up the

[01:02:26] quest called Case 2-2 Ticket to Ride. I believe it's the location is indeed in

[01:02:37] the Palisades, but if we could confirm that, you will earn a VIP badge in

[01:02:44] Connors Channel, may or may not be true.

[01:02:51] Yeah, I mean, you know, he promised he's like, if you can help us find all these places,

[01:02:55] I'd be greatly indebted to you.

[01:02:59] All right, there's the toilet.

[01:03:01] Okay, clap some chat because we definitely got two lightsabers plus mouses.

[01:03:18] Hey, now, we're looking at a get to, we're looking to try to, like, I tried to go to where the map told us

[01:03:38] They said it is an underground access tunnel, isn't it in the access tunnel in the mall?

[01:03:54] Yeah it is, but funny enough for me, looking online every video goes to the door that was

[01:04:00] locked for you.

[01:04:02] Weird.

[01:04:03] Did we miss the key?

[01:04:10] Maybe we were supposed to be there earlier?

[01:04:14] Like if we, maybe we should go there like right now and see if it works.

[01:04:24] Huh.

[01:04:26] You need a key card?

[01:04:28] Where do we get the key card?

[01:04:29] How did we miss that?

[01:04:32] Because you would, is it in the save form that someone says, hey, don't forget to

[01:04:36] take this key card?

[01:04:39] Or maybe you have the key card and I don't?

[01:04:44] Maybe.

[01:04:47] Well, Orange Stair's icon is on the map, underground access, but this fact says there's another door?

[01:05:07] Okay.

[01:05:08] What about this one that's right near us, right there?

[01:05:13] Let's try that, Mouse.

[01:05:15] There could be an underground access right by us.

[01:05:21] Right?

[01:05:22] Are they posing in such a stupid and lame and dumb?

[01:05:42] I guess the arrow glitch is an actual old school glitch.

[01:06:12] Can we go through here?

[01:06:14] This looks promising.

[01:06:16] This looks like an underground passageway.

[01:06:18] I know that Katie needs it, but please don't be locked to the rooftop.

[01:06:42] Maybe this door is locked, but we do it live.

[01:07:00] We followed the arrows one last time.

[01:07:05] This tech is killing me, Mouse.

[01:07:10] We're trying our best and they don't respect it, do they?

[01:07:13] No.

[01:07:14] Keep close.

[01:07:15] Move it.

[01:07:16] I'm not inviting them to my birthday party.

[01:07:18] Okay.

[01:07:27] We've got all the boys with us, almost.

[01:07:30] Where's Kev?

[01:07:31] John, get closer.

[01:07:33] Okay.

[01:07:34] So in the walkthrough, you have to go to the Palisades Mall through the Atlantic

[01:07:38] and Casino and stick to the right side.

[01:07:39] There will be a single door on the right side with a few blue boxes.

[01:07:43] That's where we were.

[01:07:47] That's where we were at.

[01:07:49] And the door was locked.

[01:07:51] I'm wondering if maybe it's something that, um, maybe your character, because you're the

[01:07:57] host, has to initiate or something?

[01:08:04] Hmm.

[01:08:05] Cool.

[01:08:20] Gross.

[01:08:22] Kevin got left behind again.

[01:08:24] Are you kidding me?

[01:08:26] You know what?

[01:08:27] I'm going to tell you right now.

[01:08:28] Peace, Kevin.

[01:08:30] He's dead.

[01:08:33] Poor Kevin.

[01:08:34] Yeah.

[01:08:37] I'll tell you what we can do.

[01:08:39] We'll see how this goes and if it works, then we'll go back and reload and save Kevin.

[01:08:50] I'm going to break this goddamn game over my knee.

[01:08:56] Kevin's also been our biggest handicap this whole time.

[01:09:01] He's been like, I'm sorry guys, I want to gamble more.

[01:09:04] Sorry guys, I'm going to...

[01:09:07] We did not have any survivors with us when we did this the first time.

[01:09:21] It was just Mouse and I, we got to the door and it was locked.

[01:09:28] MOVE IT!

[01:09:33] So my memory of this game was there's a bunch of thugs trying to open the door

[01:09:39] and then you walk in and they're like,

[01:09:43] IT'S YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

[01:09:45] And then you kill them and you get in there somehow.

[01:09:48] That's what I thought happened, but we'll see.

[01:09:52] And goodbye Kevin, I'm sorry. Peace.

[01:09:54] Alright, we're gonna get as close as we can with Mouse right here and try touching this.

[01:10:24] Oh, it does work now.

[01:10:28] I think it has to be.

[01:10:29] You had to be like right on top of me.

[01:10:32] Oh, okay.

[01:10:33] Like way closer than any other door in the other game.

[01:10:37] Because you were standing right behind me originally.

[01:10:41] So do we reload for Kevin or say fuck him?

[01:10:44] Fuck Kevin.

[01:10:45] Ha ha ha! Oh, what an ancient ass video, Huego!

[01:10:53] Bye, Kevin. He wasn't tough enough.

[01:11:02] No, goodbye, Kevin.

[01:11:06] No, wait. There's a save point right there. You sure you don't want to reload and get Kevin?

[01:11:11] He's too late now.

[01:11:13] Well, I'll tell you what. If we die here, then we can... we can do it that way.

[01:11:18] Yeah! Dun dun dun!

[01:12:03] And I'm wearing this...

[01:12:05] Japs.

[01:12:07] Assless Japs.

[01:12:09] You made it when you're short.

[01:12:19] Show Chucky how the game is really played, boys.

[01:12:23] Hey, they have guns.

[01:12:33] That's not fair. He has guns.

[01:12:35] Oh, but we have some potions, anyway. We're good.

[01:12:41] Good afternoon.

[01:12:50] Kill those guys.

[01:12:51] I'm gonna kill them.

[01:12:52] Oh, how do we...

[01:13:06] Zigzag, zigzag!

[01:13:08] Good job.

[01:13:12] Oh, God.

[01:13:19] It's hard to run in these oh wait this could be bad what about our what about our survivors

[01:13:58] I mean if we get on the bike

[01:14:02] Okay

[01:14:09] TK is getting win the train chase when your bike up see it. Okay. They'll be fine. They'll be fine. Oh, no

[01:14:21] I'm sure they'll be okay. They're just gonna chill there for a little bit. Oh, I see what's missing that top shelf

[01:14:28] Dammit just missed

[01:14:41] Oh, this is oh, this is crazy too because we also have to uh, oh, I made it in. Oh, well, maybe

[01:14:59] Do you think if I say like follow me though? Oh god

[01:15:04] Guys, come over here, follow me!

[01:15:07] Just get in the back of this train!

[01:15:09] So which of you bastards is just throwing junk at me?

[01:15:14] Ha ha ha!

[01:15:16] Okay, and it's what orange juice.

[01:15:28] Oh no, Brian, Curtis and John are getting killed.

[01:15:38] That's okay, they'll be fine.

[01:15:41] This was a poorly designed section in my opinion.

[01:16:00] Okay, suck on that you weirdo piece of-

[01:16:15] GAR BITCH!

[01:16:17] Okay, keep good!

[01:16:19] Sure!

[01:16:20] At least there's plenty of orange juice on this ride.

[01:16:32] I wonder what thrilling conclusion will happen on this train.

[01:16:44] Oh yeah!

[01:17:07] Southbrook, fuck you!

[01:17:09] I can't believe you found the pink hair.

[01:17:15] He didn't use proper gunning.

[01:17:53] Okay now, hopefully...

[01:17:55] Yeah?

[01:17:56] That's our friends calling us.

[01:17:58] Saying you're still alive?

[01:18:07] You frightened me!

[01:18:08] No shit, it's what I said!

[01:18:13] We said that for the beginning, goddammit!

[01:18:15] Thanks for reminding me.

[01:18:31] Hope that's a shortcut to our friends that we left behind.

[01:18:50] Oh wait! I think they're right there, Brian and the team!

[01:18:58] So much for the gift itself, thank you.

[01:19:14] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[01:19:16] Where are they? Are they right here with us?

[01:19:25] I can't tell. They're running somewhere.

[01:19:29] Let's see on the map if we can zoom out and see where they're...

[01:19:37] It doesn't show it. I think they might be all the way over. I think they have to run across the entire

[01:19:46] Subway

[01:19:49] That I mean we could go and try to I think they were just chasing that train the whole time

[01:19:58] They're trying to move though. They're like

[01:20:01] I bet with I can see the little window up there at the top. They are moving fast. Look at their little legs going

[01:20:13] They'll be here in no time.

[01:20:33] Oh, Jank.

[01:20:37] You gotta love the Jank.

[01:20:40] Get through that guy.

[01:20:51] Oh my god.

[01:20:53] The mouse.

[01:21:10] I'm sorry.

[01:21:14] This game is so stupidly 20 years old.

[01:21:18] That's great.

[01:21:20] I'm gonna try to run and meet them a little bit.

[01:21:22] Oh, wait! Nope. That's not the MSG Starlight Bar.

[01:21:27] It should be here soon.

[01:21:29] I would... you would think so?

[01:21:32] But I'm using my... my push utility cart...

[01:21:36] to run to them.

[01:21:38] I think this is a...

[01:21:40] the game was not designed for this mission to be brought with people.

[01:21:47] No.

[01:21:49] And I wish it showed you on your map, where they were located.

[01:21:56] So you could you could be like oh, okay. They're right there. I

[01:22:04] Think you can if you hit the I do you know what button map is for you?

[01:22:11] Try like am I guess

[01:22:14] Okay, mine is back button. Oh, it's on

[01:22:18] Does that work you see the map? Yeah

[01:22:20] Yeah.

[01:22:21] Try it one more time, let me see.

[01:22:24] If I push the same button at the same time, I can see with you.

[01:22:28] It didn't work for me.

[01:22:31] Oh, okay.

[01:22:32] Never mind.

[01:22:33] Oh, no.

[01:22:36] L-game.

[01:22:38] Hey, wait.

[01:22:39] Curtis?

[01:22:40] Brian?

[01:22:52] Ugh, gross.

[01:22:53] Awful, awful game.

[01:22:55] Oh, wow!

[01:23:04] What about this?

[01:23:35] Did you hear what he said?

[01:23:37] What did he say?

[01:23:39] as soon as he arrived he yelled yes it helped the no on my on my screen he was

[01:23:50] he was pissed he was like I just walked through a fucking entire subway of

[01:23:56] zombies stay close Kevin died because Kevin's stupid okay yeah we lost Kevin

[01:24:05] alright let's get the hell out of here guys oh I can't believe we finally

[01:24:11] The effing made it, and it shows you a little green door on their small icons that I never noticed before.

[01:24:16] Ay-ya-ya-ya!

[01:24:19] Kevin's a cuckoo head anyway, so forget it.

[01:24:23] All right.

[01:24:24] Wow.

[01:24:26] He didn't make the cut.

[01:24:29] And we didn't get snowflake either. We didn't kill Tim either. So we can still save, uh...

[01:24:43] Oh wait. Okay.

[01:24:45] I gotta find...

[01:24:57] Well, we've got to find an extra Zombrex.

[01:25:01] The good news is, is I have $27,000 and we can buy one for $25,000.

[01:25:09] But I don't remember where the shop is.

[01:25:13] Umm...

[01:25:16] This game is stressful, damn.

[01:25:17] Yeah, it's a lot.

[01:25:20] Fun game!

[01:25:21] Yeah!

[01:25:22] I'm enjoying.

[01:25:30] If this leads outside, then I think we're in good shape.

[01:25:33] Get off my cock!

[01:25:41] I was being bit Curtis Curtis please Curtis Curtis. What is he doing Curtis?

[01:26:05] She's Sailor Moon closing these guys. I hate these goddamn nerds that we've had in our party for three hours. Oh

[01:26:31] God, we should have just left him. We ran all the way and I was like this is gonna be great

[01:26:35] We're gonna save these guys and it's gonna be awesome

[01:26:39] And they we should have left them to the little D&D game

[01:26:42] Okay, so in Fortune Park there is a shop that we can go to and I can buy us the

[01:26:53] Zombrex and save Katie and the person. But I think as usual we should save our

[01:27:00] game. And I think we can do both. Now the question is, do you want to continue?

[01:27:06] I'm good. I'm just worried about you on JP time because you've been up all

[01:27:13] All night providing a great show for everybody.

[01:27:18] But I'm okay to stop and continue at any other time in the future.

[01:27:23] What would you like to do?

[01:27:24] Do you want to get some rest?

[01:27:35] No.

[01:27:36] I'm going to bed soon.

[01:27:40] Okay so you want to play a little longer then or?

[01:27:43] Okay.

[01:27:44] It's really up to you.

[01:27:45] I don't want to be like, and then we're going to use the map and it's going to

[01:27:49] be fun and I'm going to get lost.

[01:27:53] So I could take a break here and research the game a little bit and then when we come

[01:27:57] back to it, I'm like, I got this.

[01:28:01] Let's do that, alright?

[01:28:05] Alright, so, aww, started tough, the middle was amazing, and then the end, F these

[01:28:14] D&D nerdos.

[01:28:15] Alright, so, Mouse, I just want to say one more time, thank you for inviting me.

[01:28:22] We finally got to play a co-op game.

[01:28:24] We thought it was made before the car was invented.

[01:28:27] You couldn't even use a controller.

[01:28:30] You couldn't do anything and you were so patient.

[01:28:34] Appreciate that.

[01:28:36] I did too.

[01:28:37] You're the best.

[01:28:38] And thank you to everybody in her community for getting that incredible record and a hundred

[01:28:44] and fifteen more hours to go.

[01:28:46] And thank you to everybody else who was here with me hanging out and having fun.

[01:28:50] It was a tremendous time.

[01:28:51] We finally got to play a game together.

[01:28:56] All I gotta say is fuuuuuck Kevin.

[01:29:00] Yeah, fuck Kevin.

[01:29:02] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[01:29:04] I'm unjustifiably in a position I'd rather not be in, yeah.

[01:29:11] Alright, that was the macho man signing out.

[01:29:15] Hey everybody, on your side, I'll talk to you later, buds.

[01:29:19] Okay.

[01:29:20] Goodnight, Mouse.

[01:29:21] Goodnight.

[01:29:22] Bye, birthday, day, plane.

[01:29:23] Bye, bye.

[01:29:24] My pleasure.

[01:29:25] I was fine.

[01:29:30] But I was a lot of fun.

[01:30:00] I had a lot of fun.

[01:30:01] Even if it was a little frustrating at first.

[01:30:02] Yeah, it's always good time with Pete.

[01:30:03] Remember to take a rest?

[01:30:04] We'll take a rest.

[01:30:05] I'm just a little bit tired today because of your treatment but I think I should be

[01:30:50] A-OK by tomorrow.

[01:30:51] I should be A-OK by tomorrow.

[01:30:52] I'm debating what to do.

[01:30:59] I think I'm a little, um...

[01:31:10] What the hell?

[01:31:29] What the hell?

[01:32:02] Is there a new comedy convention and there's no daily dose

[01:32:14] You can watch some videos and then I'll go to bed. I want to watch more scary short films like we did yesterday

[01:32:36] That chair was so good

[01:32:39] Time for a new daily dose

[01:33:03] Hello, everyone. This is your daily dose of internet

[01:33:49] I work my teeth as scary as this looks these are actually dental implants. Oh, oh my these are fake

[01:34:00] The shit out of me! It's a dental implant!

[01:34:06] The teeth that are falling out. She tried to pick up this firefighter.

[01:34:10] These American jets were doing some training off the coast of Alaska

[01:34:24] when a Russian jet got a little too close.

[01:34:26] Damn it, look like they're moving!

[01:34:40] This referee got a little too close to the action.

[01:34:57] What do I do, y'all? Do I call the cops?

[01:35:10] Go!

[01:35:11] This YouTube clip took an electric scooter and made it look like a boring utility box

[01:35:16] so he can park it anywhere without having to worry about anyone stealing it.

[01:35:19] No way, what the fuck, that's-

[01:35:32] They went to this restaurant to visit their friend who was a waiter.

[01:35:35] Here's a great way to get fired.

[01:35:47] These flight attendants record themselves doing tricks during takeoff.

[01:35:51] This polar bear is smart enough to spread out their body weight when walking over thin ice.

[01:36:00] This dog doesn't believe that the door is open.

[01:36:25] I think this guy has mastered the gym and is waiting for gym 2 to come out.

[01:36:43] What the- can he hurt himself? That's right!

[01:36:52] The delivery guy managed to lock her inside of her own house.

[01:36:54] Oh no.

[01:36:55] I think they parked their house a little too close to the water out so she had to intervene.

[01:37:30] This guy had one job and he absolutely nailed it.

[01:37:39] I swear this is so creepy but this dog sounds exactly like they're saying mama.

[01:37:59] So I guess goats are a lot smarter than they look.

[01:38:17] She walked into her apartment to find that her neighbor somehow got into her plumbing system.

[01:38:36] This cat was investigating this new security camera.

[01:38:39] Someone attached a fake snake to this golfer.

[01:38:58] oh no my nose is bleeding I don't think her wish is coming true

[01:39:10] I'll just divorced let's call I guess it's like someone fell asleep in the

[01:39:33] rain he wanted to see who was responsible for ruining his little girl's

[01:40:10] birthday this is how motorcycles are tested before they go on the market

[01:40:25] this is what happens when a boat goes through bi-aluminous water in Norway so

[01:41:06] So what would be the name of this dance move?

[01:41:08] Oh boy.

[01:41:41] The odds of getting stabbed by a squirrel might be low, but it will never be zero.

[01:41:52] Imagine going to the bathroom and finding this in your toilet.

[01:41:55] Whatcha doin?

[01:42:00] What, what, what are you doin in there?

[01:42:15] That is the end of this video, are we hope you enjoyed?

[01:42:18] And I'll see you guys again, very very soon, better?

[01:42:21] Yeah, I think someone in the blood went down my throat.

[01:43:34] That was gross.

[01:43:46] Hopefully no boobies and no, hopefully no boobies.

[01:43:53] First is a beach episode.

[01:45:04] Do you think there will be more babies in Enoshima?

[01:45:07] I think so.

[01:45:08] Please increase the Love Hotel in Enoshima.

[01:45:11] Love Hotel?

[01:45:12] It's a sex hotel.

[01:45:13] Please increase the Love Hotel in Enoshima.

[01:45:16] More sex hotels!

[01:45:17] It's for children.

[01:45:19] Let's make a Love Hotel company.

[01:45:20] That's right.

[01:45:21] Welcome to Enoshima.

[01:45:23] This is me.

[01:45:26] It's been a long time.

[01:45:27] Yes, it's been a long time.

[01:45:28] What are you doing today?

[01:45:30] I came to drink today.

[01:45:31] Where is GAL?

[01:45:33] GAL has already escaped.

[01:45:34] I'm so high up in the sea and I'm already done with my first and second time in Eno-Shima

[01:45:38] I'm going to Izakaya right now

[01:45:40] You don't have to go to Izakaya, let's take you to Izakaya here

[01:45:44] No, that might not be possible

[01:45:46] I'm sorry

[01:45:47] Please give me a word

[01:45:49] I'm a Korean, thank you

[01:45:57] Do you prefer to go home?

[01:45:59] A man with too big ears or a man who doesn't listen to me at all?

[01:46:03] A man with bad legs?

[01:46:05] That's good

[01:46:06] Do you like that?

[01:46:07] What is your future goal?

[01:46:09] I'm sorry, what?

[01:46:11] She wants a man who doesn't get the smell stuff.

[01:46:24] I don't get that smell fetish.

[01:46:26] I don't get it.

[01:46:28] A man who is too much,

[01:46:30] or a man who doesn't listen to me at all.

[01:46:33] A man with bad legs?

[01:46:34] Ah, that's good.

[01:46:35] Do you like that?

[01:46:36] I do.

[01:46:37] What is your future goal?

[01:46:39] A man with bad legs?

[01:46:40] She's so honest.

[01:46:41] She says it with her whole chest.

[01:46:43] She says it with her whole chest.

[01:46:44] She wants a boyfriend with stinky feet.

[01:47:14] That's the future of Japanese economy.

[01:47:16] The cause of the Kishida.

[01:47:18] The cause of the Zouze Megane.

[01:47:19] It's a shame to have a big stomach.

[01:47:20] Mimimi, Mimimi, Mimimi, one shot for Mimimi.

[01:47:23] Gyal, you're the only one left.

[01:47:26] I'll do my best.

[01:47:27] I'll do my best.

[01:47:28] I'll do my best.

[01:47:29] I don't have enough butt.

[01:47:31] Compared to the people overseas, my butt is a little small.

[01:47:35] I went to Hawaii before.

[01:47:37] Oh my goodness, that man knows ass.

[01:47:40] I didn't have enough butt.

[01:47:42] The butts were unrelawed! The charts!

[01:47:53] AHHHH!

[01:48:44] Why did you want to put something in your dick hole? That's fine!

[01:48:54] What?

[01:48:58] What is your service?

[01:48:59] I'm a service in Hokkaido.

[01:49:01] Oh, that's good.

[01:49:02] I'm going to go.

[01:49:04] I'd like to ask the people of the Republic of America to come in.

[01:49:08] Don't come into the sea.

[01:49:10] Please do your best.

[01:49:11] The Republic of America!

[01:49:12] I want to live in a place like that.

[01:49:15] You don't need a heat source, do you?

[01:49:16] Yes.

[01:49:17] Please give me a gun, the Republic of America.

[01:49:21] It's the best place in Enoshima.

[01:49:23] It's the best place in Enoshima.

[01:49:25] No, it's not Enoshima.

[01:49:26] Eroshima

[01:49:27] Oh!

[01:49:27] Eroshima

[01:49:28] Eroshima!

[01:49:28] What is the best place in Eroshima?

[01:49:30] What is the best place in Eroshima?

[01:49:32] What is your favorite udon?

[01:49:34] Sanuki udon

[01:49:35] Sanuki udon

[01:49:36] Onikudon

[01:49:37] Chaan

[01:49:38] Sanuki udon

[01:49:39] Kishimen

[01:49:40] How many people will be killed by robots?

[01:49:45] Before that, there will be a destruction in 4 stages

[01:49:47] The robots will be killed after that

[01:49:49] Oh, so that will be the...

[01:49:50] Robots?

[01:49:50] Yes

[01:49:51] If you destroy the earth, people will destroy it first

[01:49:53] and only robots will survive

[01:49:55] This matters again! Now I win, man!

[01:50:02] This matters again! Now I win, man!

[01:50:25] What are you doing?

[01:50:26] I'm looking for a marriage.

[01:50:27] What's your number today?

[01:50:29] It's not a number, it's a marriage ceremony.

[01:50:32] Where are you?

[01:50:34] Do you have a wife?

[01:50:36] I do.

[01:50:37] I have a lot of them.

[01:50:39] There's a lot of sand.

[01:50:43] What do you do when you come to Enoshima?

[01:50:47] I imagine 10 years later.

[01:50:48] What's your future image?

[01:50:50] I can already imagine the future.

[01:50:53] What is the success rate of the sea?

[01:50:56] 80% pick-up rate?

[01:51:00] What's the reason for 20%?

[01:51:04] Tell me your dream. I want to ride a Rolls-Royce.

[01:51:06] 80% pick-up rate?

[01:51:08] Today's special guest is Lex.

[01:51:10] Lex, thank you for your hard work.

[01:51:17] What's your new song?

[01:51:22] If someone hits your head,

[01:51:24] If you can't sing this song perfectly,

[01:51:26] If you can't sing this song perfectly,

[01:51:28] What song would you sing?

[01:51:30] I don't understand English.

[01:51:32] I don't understand English.

[01:51:34] Who is Miyachi Kasegure?

[01:51:36] What do you think of today's Kamakura?

[01:51:41] Today's Kamakura is full of girls, so everyone is playing around.

[01:51:46] I don't have enough butt.

[01:51:48] Not enough?

[01:51:49] Just a little bit.

[01:51:50] Only face?

[01:51:51] No.

[01:51:56] Lastly, I'd like to ask one thing to the American fans.

[01:51:59] I'm not sure.

[01:52:00] There ain't no way.

[01:52:01] Wait.

[01:52:03] Wait, it's so little over there.

[01:52:24] What?!

[01:52:26] I like it!

[01:52:36] I love it.

[01:52:37] Is it impossible for a girl with a lot of gills?

[01:52:40] Absolutely.

[01:52:41] That's good.

[01:52:42] Excuse me, what do you think is the greatest fear for humans?

[01:52:46] I think it's the human self.

[01:52:47] Is it the sea?

[01:52:49] It's cold.

[01:52:51] Is it natural?

[01:52:52] Human.

[01:52:53] Is it good?

[01:52:54] It's good. It's the same.

[01:52:55] Isn't it human?

[01:52:56] If the sea disappears, that's the greatest fear.

[01:52:59] The sea is so big.

[01:53:00] The sun is important.

[01:53:02] The sun is important.

[01:53:04] Do you drink wine today?

[01:53:05] Do you drink Chinese wine?

[01:53:06] I don't drink it.

[01:53:07] Do you drink wine in the beach?

[01:53:08] I drink wine in the beach.

[01:53:10] Do you drink wine in the beach?

[01:53:11] From now on, I'm going to drink Strong Zero.

[01:53:14] Strong Zero is the only thing you can forget about.

[01:53:16] That's right.

[01:53:16] Do you drink a lot in the sea?

[01:53:19] I drink a lot.

[01:53:20] You don't drink that much.

[01:53:21] I drink a lot.

[01:53:22] Do you feel good?

[01:53:23] I do.

[01:53:23] You don't drink that much.

[01:53:25] I think it's good.

[01:53:26] I don't drink.

[01:53:27] You don't drink.

[01:53:28] You don't drink?

[01:53:30] Well, that's another story.

[01:53:33] What is the meaning of your life?

[01:53:42] Excuse me, what is the way to recover the economy?

[01:53:47] I can't think of anything.

[01:53:49] Please tell me one thing.

[01:53:50] The way to recover the economy...

[01:53:53] Oh my god, he's drunk as well.

[01:53:55] Is Kishida the worst?

[01:53:57] I don't think so.

[01:53:58] The important thing is...

[01:54:00] Koikei-san also supports...

[01:54:01] Wait! Endaka-saisaku!

[01:54:03] Endaka-saisaku!

[01:54:05] Oh, he's drunk as well.

[01:54:08] I'll just AHH!

[01:54:09] Umi no Puchi Jiken

[01:54:20] Hehehehehehehe

[01:54:23] Yeah

[01:54:24] Everything gonna be alright

[01:54:26] Hehehehehe

[01:54:27] Please microphone

[01:54:44] We double check tits

[01:55:14] Any tits here?

[01:55:15] What's this big uptick?

[01:55:21] What's this?

[01:55:22] This is like a really big

[01:55:24] Most replayed spot

[01:55:26] Boobies?

[01:55:28] Any breasts here?

[01:55:31] I don't see any breasts

[01:55:34] Brust Akihabara so

[01:55:35] I hope there's no boobs.

[01:55:42] Breast!

[01:55:43] It's a mini confessions.

[01:55:54] The smell of kebab.

[01:55:55] The smell of gyudon.

[01:55:56] The smell of waki-gakusai.

[01:55:58] Today, I want to interview everyone in Akihabara.

[01:56:01] Excuse me, what's your favorite cut?

[01:56:09] I won.

[01:56:12] I don't know what I'm thinking about.

[01:56:15] What is it?

[01:56:17] Congratulations.

[01:56:21] Thank you very much

[01:56:23] Oh, you're like bro

[01:56:24] I don't care about my plushie

[01:56:26] Ah, I understand. I'm a good boy

[01:56:29] It's the best

[01:56:30] Thank you very much

[01:56:31] What do you want from Ishiba right now?

[01:56:33] It's a card from Vanguard

[01:56:36] I wonder if it's going to be money

[01:56:38] Money?

[01:56:39] Money?

[01:56:40] What's the best part of Akihabara?

[01:56:42] The figure of anime

[01:56:43] Do you like anime?

[01:56:44] I like anime

[01:56:45] What's the best part of Akihabara?

[01:56:47] The flow of people

[01:56:49] I think so.

[01:56:50] You're too much of a tourist.

[01:56:51] I'm a little bit, but I don't expect to be on the left or right.

[01:56:57] Everyone walks on the left or on the right.

[01:56:59] Do you want to go to the left?

[01:57:00] I don't come to the referee, so I don't have to do that much.

[01:57:03] But I can't do much about the traffic.

[01:57:06] You're popular, so that's good.

[01:57:09] Do you have any stress relief?

[01:57:11] I play games.

[01:57:14] Do you play games you like?

[01:57:16] I play in the center of the game.

[01:57:18] Do you play card games?

[01:57:20] I like playing games.

[01:57:22] Oh, that's good.

[01:57:23] What kind of games do you play?

[01:57:25] FES or League of Legends.

[01:57:27] I play TV.

[01:57:28] I watch TV and laugh.

[01:57:29] I'm an idol, that's all I can do.

[01:57:31] I relax outside.

[01:57:34] Oh, that's good. That's important.

[01:57:35] What's your favorite yaki-tori?

[01:57:37] My favorite yaki-tori?

[01:57:39] Kanake?

[01:57:40] What are you doing in Akihabara today?

[01:57:42] I'm on a trip.

[01:57:43] Where are you from?

[01:57:44] What is the best part of Toronto?

[01:57:47] Nothing.

[01:57:48] Toronto and Akihabara, which one is better?

[01:57:52] Yeah, he's a rapper.

[01:57:54] He's also pretty good.

[01:57:55] There's a lot of trash.

[01:57:57] Homeless.

[01:57:58] It's good.

[01:57:59] If you were to change Akihabara's number one,

[01:58:03] what would you copy?

[01:58:04] I would copy Space 1.

[01:58:06] Ahhh...

[01:58:08] I think it's better to think about the future and the future of your own life.

[01:58:19] Fire.

[01:58:20] I think it's better to think about the future rather than to be a raktas.

[01:58:26] What if you can use magic?

[01:58:29] I want to do warp.

[01:58:30] Do you sleep at night?

[01:58:31] I sleep in a space warp.

[01:58:33] I can't sleep at night.

[01:58:35] You defeat the enemy?

[01:58:36] Well, if you can use it as a weapon, you can attack from behind, so I think you can make it very easy.

[01:58:42] When do you want to return time?

[01:58:44] Since the Showa era.

[01:58:45] The Showa era.

[01:58:46] The parallel ship.

[01:58:47] I want to fly to the sky.

[01:58:48] Superman.

[01:58:49] Yes.

[01:58:50] Nice.

[01:58:51] If you become a magician, you will become a magician!

[01:58:53] Oh, that's good.

[01:58:54] Are you good at playing the character?

[01:58:56] Wait a minute, I'm thinking about it, but...

[01:58:58] What was it?

[01:58:59] What was it?

[01:59:00] I'm thinking about it, but why am I thinking about it?

[01:59:02] Two or two or two?

[01:59:04] Oh, that's good. Who's that?

[01:59:06] It's Nico.

[01:59:07] Oh, wow.

[01:59:08] If you can make a living, what kind of electronic product would you like to make?

[01:59:13] Video deck.

[01:59:14] Airpods.

[01:59:15] Airpods Max.

[01:59:16] Electric microwave.

[01:59:17] Cool.

[01:59:18] I'd like to make a video.

[01:59:20] It's hard.

[01:59:23] What do you call it? A computer?

[01:59:25] With an iPad.

[01:59:26] I can make a video for my ass.

[01:59:28] I don't want to spend too much money.

[01:59:31] I don't think it's a good idea to do a little bit of an over-exaggeration.

[01:59:39] I think you'll answer that question.

[01:59:42] I think you'll answer that question.

[01:59:43] Oh, that's good.

[01:59:44] I think it's good.

[01:59:45] How far will you go to the castle?

[01:59:47] Is it this one?

[01:59:49] Is it this one?

[01:59:51] Is it this one?

[02:00:00] What are you talking about?

[02:00:08] Because we watched it one time.

[02:00:40] It's the best.

[02:00:42] I've been to a lot of places like this before.

[02:00:46] Really? Where have you been?

[02:00:48] Taiwan.

[02:00:49] I've met you.

[02:00:50] I've met you.

[02:00:51] I've talked to you.

[02:00:52] I've talked to you too.

[02:00:53] I'll spend money.

[02:00:54] I spend a lot of money for that.

[02:00:57] What is the most active part of your life?

[02:00:59] Human relationships.

[02:01:01] I don't live that much.

[02:01:03] That's good.

[02:01:04] I have a lot of goals.

[02:01:05] I want to eat eel.

[02:01:08] I want to eat eel.

[02:01:10] Right now.

[02:01:11] Right now.

[02:01:11] Eel is delicious.

[02:01:13] It's a season.

[02:01:14] Why is it so smelly in the autumn?

[02:01:16] It's a house.

[02:01:17] What do you think of Xbox?

[02:01:19] There's a place where I use it.

[02:01:21] Do you use it in Japan?

[02:01:23] I think there are a few games that use Xbox or platforms.

[02:01:28] I'm working now.

[02:01:30] Working.

[02:01:31] How is it?

[02:01:32] I want to go home.

[02:01:33] Did you get to work?

[02:01:34] I did.

[02:01:35] What do you wear the most?

[02:01:36] I don't want to talk to people

[02:01:38] Talking to people is...

[02:01:39] No

[02:01:40] You're cheating?

[02:01:41] I'm cheating

[02:01:42] No!

[02:01:43] People who cheat at a store are so smelly

[02:01:45] Is it a fate?

[02:01:46] It's fate

[02:01:47] Are you a girl?

[02:01:48] Yes

[02:01:48] It's not good

[02:01:49] It's not good

[02:01:50] You say nothing?

[02:01:51] Yes

[02:01:51] I'm a newcomer, I can't say it

[02:01:53] Ah, I see

[02:01:54] Today's fashion point is okay

[02:01:55] What the fuck!

[02:01:57] From your back

[02:01:57] Your color is good

[02:01:58] Thank you

[02:01:59] Where do you buy it?

[02:02:01] It may be at the antique store

[02:02:02] Ah, it's good

[02:02:03] How is the most comfortable in life?

[02:02:06] I don't fight with cows anymore, because I don't have any cows.

[02:02:10] I don't have any cows anymore.

[02:02:12] Oh, you don't have any cows.

[02:02:14] Today is a date in Akihabara.

[02:02:16] Date, date.

[02:02:17] What did you do?

[02:02:18] I'm still in Sanpochu.

[02:02:19] From now on?

[02:02:20] From now on.

[02:02:21] It's a sunny day.

[02:02:22] I wanted to go to Starbucks, but it was so crowded.

[02:02:25] I wanted frappe.

[02:02:26] I wanted frappe.

[02:02:27] Do you want some coffee?

[02:02:28] Yes, pineapple frappe.

[02:02:29] Please tell us about it.

[02:02:32] Excuse me, when did you cry recently?

[02:02:34] It's about a month ago.

[02:02:36] Are you okay?

[02:02:38] Yes, I'm okay.

[02:02:39] If your life was a RPG game, what level are you at now?

[02:02:44] 280.

[02:02:45] That's high!

[02:02:47] Thank you, 98.

[02:02:48] It's lower than him.

[02:02:49] Yes, it's lower.

[02:02:50] Please follow me.

[02:02:52] Thank you.

[02:02:53] That's a lot!

[02:02:54] I wonder if you've surpassed Dracke?

[02:02:57] About 20.

[02:02:58] Well, from now on.

[02:02:59] 120.

[02:03:00] With 21.

[02:03:01] It's the 5th level of beginners.

[02:03:03] Is it level 5?

[02:03:04] Do your best!

[02:03:05] I think it's about that.

[02:03:07] It's about level 28.

[02:03:08] Let's do our best until the last boss.

[02:03:09] I don't think we can do it.

[02:03:11] We can't do it!

[02:03:12] What should we do?

[02:03:14] We can leave it to others.

[02:03:15] We give power to others.

[02:03:17] Who will you give it to?

[02:03:19] The tiger.

[02:03:20] You're kind.

[02:03:22] I'll do my best.

[02:03:24] Now it's level 29.

[02:03:26] Level 100.

[02:03:27] Level 49.

[02:03:28] Yes, I want to go.

[02:03:29] Level 105.

[02:03:31] I don't know man.

[02:03:41] Getting to like past a hundred years old?

[02:03:48] Why are you in Akihabara today?

[02:03:50] I came to buy a phone.

[02:03:53] Your phone? Did you get one?

[02:03:54] Yes.

[02:03:55] What is it?

[02:03:56] Big camera.

[02:03:57] But what type of phone did you get?

[02:03:59] 2L?

[02:04:00] Oh, that's right.

[02:04:01] Thank you for your hard work.

[02:04:04] What is this?

[02:04:05] Oh, sorry.

[02:04:06] First of all, I'm a pro.

[02:04:10] Sorry.

[02:04:11] You said it before.

[02:04:12] Oh, sorry.

[02:04:14] I'm a pro.

[02:04:15] I'm a pro.

[02:04:16] I'm a pro.

[02:04:17] I'm a pro.

[02:04:18] I'm a pro.

[02:04:19] I'm a pro.

[02:04:20] Oh, sorry.

[02:04:21] Sorry.

[02:04:22] I'm a pro.

[02:04:23] Oh, sorry.

[02:04:24] I'm a pro.

[02:04:25] I'm a pro.

[02:04:26] I'm a pro.

[02:04:27] I'm a pro.

[02:04:28] Oh, shit.

[02:04:29] Okay, I'm gonna go.

[02:04:30] What the?

[02:04:32] What the?

[02:04:33] Would you like to be on top of the moon?

[02:04:37] I would.

[02:04:38] I would.

[02:04:39] I wouldn't.

[02:04:41] Really?

[02:04:42] Yes.

[02:04:43] But for love?

[02:04:44] I wouldn't.

[02:04:45] You want to be on top of it?

[02:04:46] No.

[02:04:47] It's okay.

[02:04:48] If you have a card.

[02:04:50] If you have a card.

[02:04:51] No.

[02:04:52] Even if you're asked?

[02:04:53] No.

[02:04:54] Really?

[02:04:55] Yes.

[02:04:56] You're the cutest.

[02:04:57] No.

[02:04:58] Are you big on Akihabara? Are you guys big Akihabara guys?

[02:05:01] I would say so, yeah.

[02:05:03] Oh yeah.

[02:05:04] Has Akihabara changed you?

[02:05:05] Oh yeah.

[02:05:06] Once you went to Akihabara, once you woke up and looked in the mirror and it just wasn't

[02:05:10] the same.

[02:05:11] Everything changed.

[02:05:12] I've been asking people on Akihabara, you know, they're really obsessed with their

[02:05:15] idols.

[02:05:16] Like they really love these idols, right?

[02:05:18] Oh my god.

[02:05:19] If your idol asked you to shit on their chest, would you say, yes, how do you

[02:05:23] feel about that?

[02:05:24] How about it?

[02:05:25] Like how badly do they want it?

[02:05:26] I mean, this is your chance at love.

[02:05:28] It's not like a casual request, it's like you need to do this and then we can...

[02:05:32] I mean, this is like you and me together forever or goodbye till the end of time.

[02:05:37] I could do it, I think.

[02:05:38] What the fuck?

[02:05:39] If I feel love, I'm taking the dump.

[02:05:42] Hey, I mean, you know, I'm not here to judge everybody like...

[02:05:46] Oh my god, they're gonna do kaka on people first!

[02:05:48] It's not for me.

[02:05:49] It's not what I like, but...

[02:05:52] It's for love.

[02:05:53] It's for love.

[02:05:54] It's for love.

[02:05:55] Would you throw like, would you spend bans on your idol?

[02:06:00] Bans, hmmm, like multiple bans, like racks, like...

[02:06:05] Would you throw racks in the air for your idol?

[02:06:07] I'd rather take the dump.

[02:06:08] If you had 101 in Akihabara...

[02:06:11] What would you use?

[02:06:13] I'd like to buy the Yu-Gi-Oh card that I bought.

[02:06:16] I'd like to buy the Yu-Gi-Oh card that I bought.

[02:06:18] Ah, sorry.

[02:06:20] Do you think you can use 100,000 in Yu-Gi-Oh?

[02:06:22] I'll use it. I think I can use it for a day.

[02:07:27] Ewww. It is a health hazard. It's true.

[02:07:33] Hello, Mousey. I wanted to check what was the highest number of subs we reached.

[02:07:37] So I checked the Twitch tracker all-time subscription records page.

[02:07:41] And what a surprise when I saw we reached 2.1 million subs I in mouse.

[02:07:46] So, Miguel, you've congrats. We crushed the previous record capital.

[02:07:50] And so you made an error on your tweet. It was not 326K I in mouse.

[02:07:55] I don't know what the fuck is going on and what the glitch is but okay like what the

[02:08:10] heck I think it's just like showing my sub count my my follower count that's what's

[02:08:23] happening I think that's what's happening but I don't know I don't remember

[02:08:30] Twitch made a typo in the record.

[02:08:45] But it's wrong! It's too million!

[02:08:50] Yeah, it's pretty crazy.

[02:08:55] Hold on, they're gonna fix it.

[02:08:58] I don't know what you guys are sending me today.

[02:09:21] They ferment in clay urns for two to three hours.

[02:09:42] This particular maker sells other flavors too.

[02:09:45] Like ube, pandan, mango, and I think even strawberry too.

[02:09:48] Welcome to Jenael Eats where we learn about Filipino food and culture!

[02:09:54] And today we're going to be learning about Puto Cala Shao

[02:09:57] which is a very special sweet fermented rice cake.

[02:10:02] You can think of it as like a sourdough rice cake.

[02:10:05] I've actually made regular Puto on this channel before.

[02:10:08] It's just the regular steamed rice cake.

[02:10:11] So you can go ahead and check out that video.

[02:10:13] After this video is done, if you want a simpler version of this rice cake.

[02:10:17] You guys, I've got a guest on the show today and get this.

[02:10:21] He left his job so that he can go to the Philippines and document the way that food is cultivated and prepared

[02:10:27] so that he can share it with us here in the world of YouTube!

[02:10:31] And today, he's gonna be sharing with me and with you guys how to make Oto Hala Shao!

[02:10:37] Before he gets here, make sure you hit that subscribe button so that you can get alerted of the weekly videos that I make here on this channel!

[02:10:43] Also, check the description below for any links to goodies or tools that we use in this video.

[02:10:49] Got anything you need right now, I'll give you here any second.

[02:10:58] Thanks so much for joining us today.

[02:10:59] Can you tell us more about yourself and about Puto Kaleshaw?

[02:11:02] As you said, I quit my job.

[02:11:04] I used to be a neuroscientist, but I wanted to go back home to the Philippines

[02:11:07] because there's so much...

[02:11:08] He was a neuroscientist?

[02:11:10] That I wanted to discover and share with the world.

[02:11:13] So what I wanted to introduce to you today

[02:11:15] is this really special regional form of Puto

[02:11:18] that is in my mom's hometown of Pangasinan.

[02:11:21] Puto is like a ubiquitous rice cake.

[02:11:22] that Filipinos know and love but I was pretty surprised to learn that there's

[02:11:27] actually a regional variation. So the one that I'll be sharing with you is one that my mom

[02:11:32] was eating and shared with me and one that I have come to love. What is really

[02:11:36] different about this particular puto is that it is leavened with natural yeast.

[02:11:41] Normal puto uses baking powder to leaven it and give it the rise and fluffiness

[02:11:46] that you get but what's really special about this one is that it's kind of

[02:11:49] like sourdough. Natural fang yeast in these urns that you'll see later really

[02:11:53] impart a new flavor as well as really airy fluffy texture that you really can

[02:11:58] get in other types of puto. I love sourdough. I think it's such a novel

[02:12:02] thing to be able to make sourdough at home but it is not for the impatient

[02:12:06] person. It's really not. It takes so much like trial and error on the petition.

[02:12:10] Alright, who here wants to wait a week before they make puto ka na xiao?

[02:12:13] Anyone?

[02:12:15] The actual challenge in making authentic Putukala Shao at home is to make authentic Putukala Shao.

[02:12:22] You have to build a rice salad starter.

[02:12:25] And that takes at least a week minimum.

[02:12:28] If you're successful, that's if it doesn't die or get all moldy or infected or anything.

[02:12:33] And then, what's your successful?

[02:12:35] Can you actually start the process of making Putukala Shao?

[02:12:38] Okay Chad, tell us how they made it in Ka La Shao.

[02:12:42] So the main thing about this particular rice cake is that it uses a blend of three different types of rice.

[02:12:47] And so to begin the process...

[02:12:49] I'll be right back. I need to go back already quick.

[02:12:51] I'll be right back.

[02:12:53] I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.

[02:21:26] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Sorry about that.

[02:21:32] I want to go brush my teeth.

[02:21:34] I brush my teeth. I brush my teeth.

[02:21:48] Okay. And there are quick face washing.

[02:21:52] Or bed.

[02:21:59] So we can watch videos until I get too tired.

[02:22:02] and then I'll go to sleep and tomorrow we'll do more fun stuff.

[02:22:07] So you make what in Tagalog is called a galakong or rice slurry.

[02:22:14] And to begin doing that you will need to soak the rice for two hours, wash it, and then run it under a mill to get the rice slurry.

[02:22:21] But I know that this is like very inaccessible to a lot of people, especially in America.

[02:22:26] So as an alternative that you can probably find in your nearest Asian grocery store is to find rice flour.

[02:22:31] and to recreate the same sort of effect that they do,

[02:22:34] maybe try and find different kinds of rice flour

[02:22:36] and try to do them together.

[02:22:37] After that, you mix the rice flour with some sugar.

[02:22:41] Yeah!

[02:22:43] Two hours!

[02:22:47] To simplify this whole process, I followed what Chad said.

[02:22:50] So I took 1 1⁄2 cup of glutinous rice flour,

[02:22:54] and then I mixed that with 1 cup of normal rice flour into a bowl.

[02:22:58] So these are the two types of rice flour

[02:22:59] that are the easiest for us to access, either at your local Asian grocery store or I'll even

[02:23:05] put the links in the description below if you want to order them online. And then I dumped in

[02:23:10] one-third cup of sugar. Sugar? Now there's a ton of sugar for the show recipes online that use

[02:23:14] more sugar, but I think you guys are going to enjoy the sweetness with just one-third cup of

[02:23:19] sugar. Okay Chad, tell us what's next. The next particular step that this maker does is they

[02:23:25] ferment the rice slurry in clay urns called Bunga for two to three hours. And this is two

[02:23:31] things for the process of fermentation. One, they've actually been using these

[02:23:35] clay urns for decades. Not only does it impart flavor to the rice slurry, but it

[02:23:40] also causes it to ferment because of the natural yeast that they have

[02:23:44] accumulated over the many years of using them. And so you can kind of see

[02:23:48] that the initial rice slurry that you put in becomes a lot more fluffy and

[02:23:52] area it kind of like how bread expands when you let it rise. Okay so like what

[02:23:56] chat and I are talking about what's inside those clay pots is this naturally

[02:24:00] occurring yeast that has been developed by these butokalashawmakers and if you

[02:24:05] don't already have one at home it's gonna take you at least a week minimum

[02:24:09] to build a successful rice starter. So if you're lazy like me take one half

[02:24:15] teaspoon of instant yeast and plop it into our rice flour and sugar

[02:24:19] mixture. This commercial yeast acts right away so you don't have to wait a whole week to get a rice

[02:24:25] starter going. And then I have to do is add one cup of water. Make sure it's either lukewarm or cold.

[02:24:33] You do not want boiling hot water. It will kill your yeast. Now just mix this all up and then cover

[02:24:39] it with either plastic wrap or a lid. Or if you're cool, you can use this shower cap that you can

[02:24:45] reuse over and over again. We're gonna let this full sit here for three to five hours depending

[02:24:49] on how fermented you want it to be and if you want the fermentation process to go faster, place it

[02:24:54] in a warmer area in your kitchen or if you really want it to be warm you can stick it in the garage

[02:24:59] like I did. It's really caught in that garage in the middle of the day. Look how bubbly my

[02:25:06] mixture got. This was only three hours in a very warm area. Okay Chad what do they do next?

[02:25:13] And so after waiting for two to three hours of fermenting, you're ready to basically steam it.

[02:25:18] They pour in these kettles that you kind of use to like water your plants or flowers in your garden or patio,

[02:25:23] and they do it in these large trays.

[02:25:26] Okay, you can use muffin tins or any other container you've got available to steam this batter in.

[02:25:31] I used these tin molds and they work fine, but they are just a little bit wider

[02:25:36] compared to the molds that the Puto Kala Shao makers were using in Chad's video.

[02:25:41] Okay, next take a little piece of paper towel or napkin and put some oil on it and then start greasing the tin molds

[02:25:50] Once they're greased start filling up the molds about three quarters of the way up with this batter

[02:25:55] I filled up about 18 of these tin molds by the way if you want your own

[02:26:00] I put the link in the description below and I chose a tin mold because I can actually use these for egg tarts as well

[02:26:07] and they will taste like in this bowl versus if I got a silicone mold.

[02:26:11] So it's multi-purposeable.

[02:26:13] If you want me to make egg tarts or any kind of little pie things in these things,

[02:26:17] let me know in the comments below.

[02:26:19] Okay Chad, so what do they do next?

[02:26:21] The total steaming process is around 20 minutes.

[02:26:25] And if you're feeling adventurous, this particular maker sells other flavors too,

[02:26:28] like ube, pandan, mango, and I think even strawberry too.

[02:26:32] And sort of get those kinds of flavors in your final...

[02:26:34] Those look so good!

[02:26:35] You basically just want a next flavor extract with the final rice slurry after it's been fermented.

[02:26:40] And as you can see in the video, they add a little block of belbita cheese right in the middle.

[02:26:44] Belbita cheese!

[02:26:46] To its naturally sweet flavor.

[02:26:49] And that's basically it.

[02:26:50] I don't have ginormous steamers like the makers do in your video.

[02:26:54] So I'm just gonna stick with my metal steamer basket.

[02:26:57] Steam these guys once the water at the bottom pot starts to boil.

[02:27:01] make sure you put the lid on with a cloth covering the lid so that water does

[02:27:06] not drip onto our puto. Now see these guys for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes you'll see

[02:27:14] that these guys have puffed up a bit and then I just waited a few minutes for

[02:27:17] it to cool down. Check out the little air bubbles from the yeast. Okay so here

[02:27:23] it is. As you can see, someone's been here. My boyfriend left this tin inside.

[02:27:28] They're really addicting. They are and I mean this isn't even like legit putokwale shaw.

[02:27:34] Like can you imagine what the legit one would taste like? It reminded me a lot of

[02:27:38] Baipang gow. I don't know if I'm saying that right. Baipang gow. It's like this

[02:27:42] Chinese, I think it's fermented rice cake as well. When I used to go to

[02:27:46] Dim Sum with my parents, they'd have it but it was like a square and yeah.

[02:27:50] The evidence, and that's the evidence behind.

[02:27:53] That's classic.

[02:27:55] In the Philippines, they used Eden. Is that what they used in your video?

[02:27:58] It's Eden.

[02:27:59] Okay, it looked like Eden. So this is eight bucks.

[02:28:02] And Eden block about this size, five bucks.

[02:28:06] What?

[02:28:07] These are a lot more expensive to get than Velveeta, and that's why I have Velveeta,

[02:28:10] but Eden is like a holy grail of cheeses for Filipino food.

[02:28:15] Is even cheese really good?

[02:28:17] At the end of your video, I was really sad when you said to add the cheese and I realized I forgot to put cheese in here

[02:28:23] Just because I was so caught up in getting it right

[02:28:25] So what I'm gonna do is I'm just gonna take this out and for you guys at home, if you did forget to put the cheese on there

[02:28:31] It's not the end of the world

[02:28:34] Take a piece of like pasteurized cheese or you can even do American yellow American yellow that works, too

[02:28:40] Get fake cheese. It goes really well

[02:28:42] Wow, with a crazy sweet.

[02:28:45] You can take a little piece of this volvita, maybe this big.

[02:28:48] Just put it on top of your puto cala chow,

[02:28:51] and then just stick this in the microwave

[02:28:53] for maybe 30 seconds at the most.

[02:28:56] Start with 15 seconds, and then see if it's all melty.

[02:28:58] OK, so I'll be right back.

[02:29:01] Oh, yes, OK, melty.

[02:29:03] Ooh!

[02:29:05] All right, so this is what it looked like after 30 seconds

[02:29:08] in the microwave.

[02:29:09] I'm so sad that you don't have any.

[02:29:10] I'm sorry.

[02:29:11] I feel bad.

[02:29:11] I know. I haven't had it in like five months.

[02:29:15] It really is different when you use commercial yeast versus naturally occurring yeast.

[02:29:21] Fifty sticks on my teeth.

[02:29:23] Oh yeah.

[02:29:24] What's that?

[02:29:25] It's very spongy. Here, let me show you.

[02:29:30] Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. That's good. That's what you want.

[02:29:33] You know, it's just like a little bit wider because like your tray...

[02:29:36] I want to eat that! I want to eat Google!

[02:29:38] ... kind of like a cute little blob.

[02:29:40] When you're breaking apart, it's supposed to be,

[02:29:42] there's supposed to be some pull to it,

[02:29:44] but also really fluffy and light.

[02:29:47] Kind of like when you're breaking,

[02:29:48] like angel, angel food cake.

[02:29:50] And when you chew on it, it's just so fluffy and chewy.

[02:29:54] And it's like really a different to eat at the same time.

[02:29:55] I have to go rice cake.

[02:29:56] Cause it's like this interesting contrast

[02:29:58] between two different textures.

[02:29:59] Well, this one, it is soft and it's airy,

[02:30:02] but it's also kind of sticky when I touch it.

[02:30:04] Is that how putukkala shaw is?

[02:30:06] Yeah.

[02:30:07] Okay, cool.

[02:30:08] When I compare it to, let's say, sourdough that I've made, it's really like not too sour.

[02:30:13] Puto Kalashaw might have a little bit more flavor to it.

[02:30:16] Can you describe like maybe the flavor of puto kalashaw versus like normal puto?

[02:30:20] Yeah, I think the main difference in terms of flavor is that it's not actually too sour,

[02:30:25] but it's kind of on the sweet side.

[02:30:27] Okay.

[02:30:27] In addition to like the coconut milk as well as the fermentation and the clay urn,

[02:30:31] really helps impart flavor that you wouldn't really get normally.

[02:30:36] There was coconut milk in that urn?

[02:30:37] but they mix it with coconut milk.

[02:30:39] Oh!

[02:30:40] Okay, so I should have done that

[02:30:41] because I always did it with water,

[02:30:43] but I think that would actually make it taste really good.

[02:30:46] I think like the primary ingredients for

[02:30:48] rice cakes in general are rice flour,

[02:30:50] coconut milk, and like some sugar.

[02:30:52] That's true.

[02:30:53] I think next time maybe a half a cup of coconut milk

[02:30:56] and then half a cup of water, it'll taste so much better.

[02:30:59] And plus it'll also like help compliment

[02:31:01] that saltiness you get from adding the cheese as well.

[02:31:04] You guys, you cannot not add the cheese.

[02:31:06] You have to have the cheese on here.

[02:31:07] Once you add the cheese on top,

[02:31:09] it's like a whole nother ball game.

[02:31:11] The mandang that made it said you can freeze it,

[02:31:13] and it's okay.

[02:31:14] Just make sure you thaw it,

[02:31:15] and then when you microwave it,

[02:31:17] you add the wet cloth on top

[02:31:19] to kind of maintain the moisture content.

[02:31:21] That's a great idea,

[02:31:22] because I have one, two, three, 22 of these,

[02:31:24] and there's only me and my boyfriend here,

[02:31:26] and there's no way we're gonna finish all this.

[02:31:29] We can totally store it in the freezer,

[02:31:30] and then we can just microwave it as we go.

[02:31:33] Eating it with Zuna Goan is the traditional caring,

[02:31:36] but that's mainly for a couple of pangans.

[02:31:39] The way that my mom usually eats it

[02:31:42] is because it's so small and like,

[02:31:43] she kinda eats it just like as a merienda or breakfast.

[02:31:46] Okay. Merienda!

[02:31:47] Do you ever make this for you when you were younger?

[02:31:49] Puto is like the thing that I explicitly remember

[02:31:52] making with my mom as a kid.

[02:31:53] I mean, when I was a kid,

[02:31:54] like I didn't know the difference between

[02:31:56] puto cala chow and regular puto,

[02:31:57] but we definitely made it like a lot of times at home

[02:32:00] using like a steaming oven.

[02:32:01] Well, thank you so much Chad for stopping by and sharing this Putokale Shao recipe with us.

[02:32:06] That's so cool!

[02:32:07] It is such a treat to be able to see it made back in Pangasinan and to be able to like make something at home

[02:32:13] and be able to like bounce that back with you to see if it's like actually a little bit more authentic.

[02:32:19] Because I'm not going to be as authentic as like when you actually go to the Philippines and get it.

[02:32:23] If you guys want to check out more of Chad's adventures, follow him.

[02:32:27] He's Chad's Filipino, both on YouTube and Instagram.

[02:32:30] If you're interested in more about Filipino food, please check out my channel.

[02:32:33] There's a lot of recipes from Lola's and Lolo's that are credited with being the

[02:32:38] original inventors of certain dishes, as well as a lot of regional dishes that I

[02:32:42] don't know about, and a lot of other Filipinos may not know about as well.

[02:32:45] His content is very valuable, and I do want to share it with you guys as well.

[02:32:49] So thank you so much Chad for sharing with us.

[02:32:51] I'll let you go.

[02:32:52] We'll talk again soon.

[02:32:53] Bye.

[02:32:54] Bye.

[02:32:55] That was beautiful.

[02:32:56] I look so good.

[02:32:57] I look so good.

[02:32:59] I wanna eat that.

[02:33:01] What the... I wanna eat that too.

[02:33:04] Aw, there's so many foods I wanna try.

[02:33:10] Chaos and violence.

[02:33:44] I am death.

[02:33:46] And resurrection.

[02:33:48] Resurrection?

[02:33:49] And vanillas fury.

[02:33:51] Should I run instead?

[02:35:02] I don't run away from miserable creatures.

[02:35:09] a lot about you stories are told about a

[02:35:16] ferocious war that butchers women

[02:35:20] change and even slaughtered 20 of

[02:35:23] gonads man

[02:35:31] nothing more than fairy tale to scare

[02:35:34] little kids law the old child put a

[02:35:36] bunch on your head and i don't give

[02:35:38] her shit what they say about you or

[02:35:40] what you've done

[02:35:41] i can't play the action i hear

[02:35:45] What am I?

[02:35:46] Whoa.

[02:35:47] These are some incredible beards.

[02:35:50] Are you sure?

[02:36:05] It's worth it.

[02:36:06] There's such a leader, man.

[02:36:12] It sure is.

[02:36:15] Uh-oh.

[02:36:27] Leave one of you alive.

[02:36:28] You're sorry?

[02:36:29] You can warn the shots.

[02:36:30] Sartain! Sartain!

[02:36:31] You're just a pair of tails.

[02:36:32] You're for the bounty.

[02:41:23] Just look at them.

[02:41:24] They can slay me.

[02:41:51] What would they be doing with you?

[02:41:54] We're not so different.

[02:41:55] You and I.

[02:41:56] We share.

[02:41:57] If we die, I don't need you to miss down

[02:43:01] He has way more things we love

[02:43:02] And to hold our heads onto their spikes

[02:43:09] There's something else

[02:43:10] Death

[02:43:11] Is in my power

[02:43:12] Going on with him

[02:45:33] I'm spamming the link to the video, holy shit

[02:45:35] A little bit

[02:46:10] I can spam a little bit

[02:46:12] What the heck?

[02:46:13] Shake your head at me

[02:46:28] Anguished back

[02:47:13] What the fuck?

[02:47:15] What the fuck is wrong with you?

[02:47:16] You were donating plasma!

[02:47:57] Thank you

[02:47:58] One more one second

[02:48:17] Thank you, radio

[02:49:24] That was amazing. That was awesome.

[02:49:27] Next video?

[02:49:29] I'm getting kind of sleepy.

[02:49:34] Oh, this is cute. What?

[02:49:48] It's Warpico!

[02:49:54] Ah, that's cute.

[02:49:56] Don't stop motion animation.

[02:50:05] That thing stops.

[02:50:20] Oh, throwing a trash.

[02:50:23] Move all of your own pizza.

[02:50:25] Mouse's flavor? I just don't fucking like it!

[02:51:02] I do, I do not.

[02:51:04] LIKE OLLIVES!

[02:51:07] How about this, you give me a VTuber and I'll say how I defeat them in battle.

[02:51:33] Xen easy, unplug. Joel, drop him from three feet.

[02:51:37] It would crack instantly. Now there's a first one all for God's sake.

[02:51:40] Guar Gura, Palluti Ocean, easy. How'd I defeat Laina?

[02:51:44] Plot twist, Laina probably defeats me. I'm not gonna lie.

[02:51:46] Chibi Doki, give her the Sunday newspaper crossword puzzle.

[02:51:49] Sarwe, send her a really long message. How'd I defeat Iron Mouse?

[02:51:53] I need to distract Malice, we'll be the easiest way to distract her

[02:51:56] Just give her a cinnamon roll, give her something to distract her and then stride

[02:51:59] Lori Calliope, I'll defeat her in the rat atom

[02:52:01] I would ruin her rat thread

[02:52:03] Oh, Giga would be easy bro, I'd just spill some like peanut butter and jelly on the counter

[02:52:06] And not clean it up, clean Venice

[02:52:08] Probably just present them with like a hard day's work

[02:52:10] I have them like mow long, something like that

[02:52:12] I mean, Malvee's around and we just don't do anything, man

[02:52:15] Doesn't he have a chronic illness?

[02:52:16] Well, yo guys, I don't actually want to take these guys down, I'm just talking about it

[02:52:20] No, I have a medical situation.

[02:52:22] Dude, doesn't he have a hip injury?

[02:52:23] Yeah, I think we can leverage a quick body shot in some jabs of the head.

[02:52:27] Hey, what the fuck?

[02:52:28] One bad man praying on the streamers downfall.

[02:53:16] Okay, social security number, go right ahead.

[02:53:19] Keep on being that way.

[02:53:21] Congratulations.

[02:53:32] I see you almost finished mine and you're just chucking yours like your little baby, huh?

[02:53:36] You're an English guy.

[02:53:38] You guys drink beer for a living over there,

[02:53:40] because you got some of the worst food in the world over there.

[02:53:42] Listen, the top 10 restaurants in the world are in London.

[02:53:45] And what kind of food do they make?

[02:53:47] French.

[02:54:31] Oh my god, this is very, this is very, very...

[02:54:36] What the fuck?

[02:54:37] Am I okay?

[02:54:47] No.

[02:54:48] Very, very...

[02:55:00] Balls.

[02:55:07] Please.

[02:55:08] Please help me.

[02:55:09] I need water.

[02:55:11] I'm dying.

[02:55:14] I've been drinking this irradiated shit, and I...

[02:55:17] I can't do it. I just throw it up now.

[02:55:19] I need purified water.

[02:55:20] Please, are you serious?

[02:55:25] I can't offer anything in exchange, you know?

[02:55:27] I can just have it, I can just have it for free?

[02:55:31] What the fuck?

[02:55:33] Really, seriously?

[02:55:35] My God, thank you, thank you so much.

[02:55:39] I'll never forget this.

[02:55:47] You've saved my life.

[02:55:49] Thank you, stranger.

[02:55:50] I hate to ask you this, but the times are hard.

[02:55:53] Can you spare any more water?

[02:55:59] Oh my God.

[02:56:05] Is that game that fuck, that buggy? That's funny.

[02:56:10] I must play it! I must play it!

[02:56:42] Also, you play Fallout London? I kinda do. I do want to play Fallout London for sure.

[02:56:48] I gotta find out, I gotta see when I would be able to do it.

[02:56:52] I need the Grubhub guy, but I need him not blurred out.

[02:56:55] Grubhub...

[02:56:57] ...guy.

[02:56:59] Oh god, there's a lot of porn of him.

[02:57:02] WHAT?!

[02:57:02] Jesus frickin Christ!

[02:57:06] Why is there so much porn of him?

[02:57:07] I hate you, internet. God. Dammit.

[02:57:11] I had no idea. Man, there's porn of everything.

[02:57:46] There's porn of everything out there these days.

[02:59:42] Fish on it. Oh my god, it's so precise. I would fuck that shit up immediately.

[02:59:56] There is no way. I don't want to see people.

[03:00:15] I already have my hands. Crazy.

[03:01:21] What's the point of this? What's the point of anything?

[03:02:25] cause people wanna do it and it's cute

[03:02:31] to put up doing anything in life

[03:02:33] there is no point, you wanna know why?

[03:02:35] because there's no reason for anything

[03:02:37] cause life has no meaning

[03:02:39] cause we're just gonna die

[03:02:58] cause it's not hurting anybody

[03:03:05] I don't wanna die, okay just kidding

[03:03:07] life has so much meaning, there's so much

[03:03:09] as you know

[03:03:11] that's what life's all about

[03:04:02] they made a jar

[03:06:27] no way

[03:07:46] I'm gonna eat that. I'm gonna eat it. I'm not even gonna deny it. I'm eating all that shit.

[03:08:22] Mouse-sized guarantee.

[03:09:11] I sold myself. I think you've delivered my service.

[03:12:40] Thank you for sending me this video.

[03:12:42] That was so adorable.

[03:12:44] Let's see what abominations people have sent me.

[03:12:49] What the hell?

[03:13:25] Thank you Massey for another day of games and chatting.

[03:13:27] Thank you.

[03:13:28] It's been really fun with chill vibes Iron Masse love.

[03:13:31] Aboba, what the fuck is this?

[03:13:48] What's this?

[03:15:08] It's cheese and air.

[03:15:14] Oh, here it comes.

[03:15:16] A derecho is a classification of powerful long-lived windstorms.

[03:15:27] Typical direchos can blow down large trees, wreak havoc on power lines, and can suddenly

[03:15:33] fling your port-a-body door wide open.

[03:15:38] On May 16th this year, we were caught outside when a direcho hit.

[03:15:41] A direcho?

[03:15:42] Um, please do not be.

[03:15:43] Now, where would you want to go?

[03:15:44] A big tree right here.

[03:15:45] Come on.

[03:15:46] Get inside.

[03:15:47] Say.

[03:15:48] There's a port-a-body.

[03:15:49] Yes, direcho.

[03:15:50] Direcho in Spanish.

[03:15:51] Come on, dude.

[03:15:53] Hey.

[03:15:54] There's a port-a-party.

[03:15:56] Yes, derecho, derecho in Spanish can mean straight, like upright or straight, but it could also mean to the right. Interesting.

[03:16:07] I'm gonna go this way, there's no trees over here.

[03:16:12] The derecho!

[03:16:13] Don't get it in a targeted warning.

[03:16:16] How will I?

[03:16:17] Forward.

[03:16:18] Ornados often like to hang out with direchos, and so, direchos are often accompanied by tornado warnings.

[03:16:24] But what's the difference?

[03:16:26] This is strong straight line winds right now.

[03:16:30] The damaging winds in derecho's typically occur in one general direction, and along a relatively straight swath,

[03:16:37] whereas tornado winds, as we all know, are circulating.

[03:16:40] In fact, the word tornado originates from Spanish words,

[03:16:44] tronada, meaning thunderstorm, and tornaar, to twist or turn.

[03:16:49] Let's tear down trees right here.

[03:16:54] Oh yeah, that's true! Direcho also means law.

[03:16:58] Direcho is right, but you could also say derecha as straight, like to girls with a...

[03:17:05] Siento de derecha, like sit straight.

[03:17:09] Oh my god.

[03:17:13] That's confusing.

[03:17:15] from straight-line wind damage, we again use Spanish derecho, which can mean straight ahead.

[03:17:21] Spanish is like...

[03:17:23] A woman's form to qualify has a derecho. It must include wind gusts of at least 58 miles per hour

[03:17:29] or greater along most of its length. It must have a path of continuous or intermittent wind damage

[03:17:35] that extends at least 400 miles and is at least 60 miles wide.

[03:17:40] So what direction is the wind going?

[03:17:42] So we want to make sure there's nothing digging behind us.

[03:17:47] That one's not too bad.

[03:17:50] But the others is the whole neighborhood's full of cheetahs.

[03:17:53] I'm checking right now.

[03:17:55] So no tornadoes?

[03:17:57] They're crazy. They're crazy. They're crazy being out there.

[03:18:00] Many believe it was a tornado.

[03:18:03] If you correct them, they're usually disappointed or disagree.

[03:18:07] This is because being in a derecho often makes for an un-macho dinner party story.

[03:18:13] I was struck by lightning.

[03:18:15] I was bitten by a shark.

[03:18:16] I was in a derecho.

[03:18:22] The worst is cast.

[03:18:23] Let's try to get the jack and stars, make sure they're okay.

[03:18:27] But derechoes can be dead serious.

[03:18:29] Man, this reminds me of Hurricane Ike.

[03:18:31] At least eight lives were lost in this one.

[03:18:34] Oh my god!

[03:18:35] The derecho force wind gusts up to a hundred miles per hour.

[03:18:38] Countless trees and power lines were brought down, causing massive power outages.

[03:18:43] Damage occurred to numerous structures and thousands of windows were blasted out in downtown

[03:18:48] Houston alone, all of this inflicting over a billion dollars in damage.

[03:18:53] A lot of big lands here.

[03:18:56] Uh, Jack's car.

[03:18:59] I think it bridged over in there.

[03:19:01] Oh my God!

[03:19:03] Let's go back.

[03:19:05] We can get home.

[03:19:06] What'd you think when we got hit by that wind?

[03:19:08] I've never been this scared, babe.

[03:19:10] Really?

[03:19:11] Oh, that white food!

[03:19:18] Why do you have to do it like that? What the-

[03:19:20] You guys are crazy.

[03:19:30] This is our place.

[03:19:31] Everything is intact.

[03:19:32] Our tiki tour trail down.

[03:19:34] We're going to clean up lots of big limbs and losing all the food in our freezer due to the power still being out.

[03:19:43] We were very fortunate.

[03:19:45] Many others have to deal with trees crushing their houses and cars.

[03:19:50] Nothing else.

[03:19:52] That's crazy.

[03:19:53] It's really...

[03:19:55] Oh, my God. It's still open.

[03:19:58] Ah!

[03:20:14] Take it early. Terrifying.

[03:20:16] Here we go. Here we go, guys.

[03:20:43] It's six o'clock in the morning.

[03:20:45] And I can smell pancakes.

[03:20:47] Which can mean only one thing.

[03:20:49] That's right.

[03:20:50] I'm back in the United States of heart disease.

[03:20:53] What the-

[03:21:04] I'm only joking.

[03:21:05] I was just playing with you.

[03:21:07] Don't wanna offend any of the American subscribers out there who are in Pennsylvania today.

[03:21:11] in a town called Dubois

[03:21:14] Equally could be pronounced Dubois

[03:21:16] If you want to be plush boy, I don't know how you say it

[03:21:18] If you know, feel free to let me know down there in the comments

[03:21:21] Ah, it's gonna be good

[03:21:23] Woah! That place looks crazy!

[03:21:25] Now I didn't originally intend

[03:21:27] on having to go with this one

[03:21:29] but it's en route to Michigan

[03:21:31] which is where the majority of the series

[03:21:33] is gonna take place and as soon as I heard tell

[03:21:35] of an apple fritter sundae challenge I thought

[03:21:37] Apple fritter sundae challenge?!

[03:21:39] I've been pulling this breakfast extra short.

[03:21:42] See you in there!

[03:21:43] Ooh!

[03:21:44] Hi, yeah, um, I'm, yes, the, you have like a big ice cream

[03:21:49] sundae challenge.

[03:21:50] I do, yeah.

[03:21:51] What?

[03:21:52] Are you here for the challenge?

[03:21:54] It's kind of like, exasperated.

[03:21:56] I'm, yes, the, you have like a big ice cream sundae

[03:22:00] challenge.

[03:22:01] I do, yeah.

[03:22:02] Yeah.

[03:22:03] She knew!

[03:22:04] She knew!

[03:22:05] You've never seen anyone do this before?

[03:22:07] Not me personally.

[03:22:08] I've seen a couple of people attend it at one university in New Fincish style.

[03:22:13] Only two.

[03:22:14] Yeah?

[03:22:15] Yeah, sure.

[03:22:16] Okay.

[03:22:17] He doesn't believe you.

[03:22:18] You watch my videos?

[03:22:19] Yeah.

[03:22:20] Man would have been here.

[03:22:21] How are you?

[03:22:22] That's crazy.

[03:22:23] I'm from the UK too.

[03:22:24] I can tell by the voice.

[03:22:25] How are you doing out here?

[03:22:26] I live here.

[03:22:27] Oh, you live here?

[03:22:28] Nice.

[03:22:29] That is madness.

[03:22:30] It makes you feel better.

[03:22:31] It's really miserable back there.

[03:22:33] So, it's a lot of fun.

[03:22:34] Rules of the ice cream fritter apple fritter sundae challenge is one hour to complete the sundae

[03:22:41] 26 scoops ice cream 13

[03:22:44] 12 ounces of butter scotch 8 ounces of whipped cream and a maraschino cherry that you have to eat

[03:22:50] Yeah, I'll be the cherry happy to share

[03:22:52] One hour to get the whole thing down you get done you eat that it's free and not to be a t-shirt a t-shirt as well

[03:23:04] You have one hour. Can we start the timer?

[03:23:12] Only in America.

[03:23:18] You did tell me before we started that somebody threw up doing this not long ago, right?

[03:23:24] Yeah?

[03:23:25] Yes.

[03:23:26] So hopefully that's not going to happen today.

[03:23:28] Whenever you are ready, I'm ready.

[03:23:31] Yeah, I'm ready, I think.

[03:23:33] You're coming.

[03:23:35] You're coming.

[03:23:36] It tastes good.

[03:23:40] How do you?

[03:23:41] I'm gonna try not to make a mess.

[03:23:43] It's so much! It's so much!

[03:23:45] Just for the benefit of the people dining here.

[03:23:48] A spoon, a ladle or something like that.

[03:23:54] It's such a preparation. We don't do that over here.

[03:24:01] Remember? What's up and how are we welcome back to another episode?

[03:24:06] Shoulder handle.

[03:24:08] Perfect. Thank you very much.

[03:24:10] Oh my God, she gave her a bigger spoon.

[03:24:18] If you're in challenges, they'll do that to you.

[03:24:20] And we're going unassisted here. Not a warm beverage in sight.

[03:24:23] 25 books to order this thing but you can finish it it's free and get up winners

[03:24:29] t-shirt to yeah you think so thanks man see that's one of the best parts about

[03:24:51] filming out here everyone's so supportive doesn't matter what you think

[03:24:54] is could be naked capoeira hands-free peep-pong

[03:24:58] What?

[03:25:05] Cruising.

[03:25:08] I feel that.

[03:25:09] This is a nice thing.

[03:25:16] Yeah?

[03:25:25] Apple fritters and 26 scoops of ice cream.

[03:25:29] I'm trying to leave the apple fritters because they're still kind of warm

[03:25:32] which is helping to melt the ice cream.

[03:25:34] This is normally the toughest part of doing an ice cream challenge.

[03:25:37] I think I'm gonna have to try one though.

[03:25:39] You said they were good, right?

[03:25:40] Yeah.

[03:25:50] But I'll put it good.

[03:25:51] I bet those apple craters are so good.

[03:26:00] Crazy.

[03:26:08] We are.

[03:26:31] Thank you.

[03:26:33] I need to get that t-shirt.

[03:26:37] Oh my God.

[03:26:39] See you can do this.

[03:26:41] No.

[03:26:42] It is harder than it looks.

[03:26:49] I'm a professional.

[03:26:51] I'm just joking. I'm really joking.

[03:26:55] There's 13 apple fritters in here. 13.

[03:27:13] There's a dozen of apple fritters, no less. You know what I say?

[03:27:20] An apple fritter a day keeps the doctor away. I'm getting there.

[03:27:41] Tell you what, Christopher Lloyd was on a good one. Look there, was he?

[03:27:46] He just eats everything. He's cleaning up a little bit and then every time for the chug, no doubt.

[03:27:50] It's amazing. Not before some light refreshment, huh?

[03:27:54] These things are humongous.

[03:28:04] I'm sorry about this.

[03:28:05] Oh my...

[03:28:16] My chest hurts.

[03:28:18] Just thinking about that.

[03:28:20] There's like so much butterfuck in there.

[03:28:23] Cause it's cold and doesn't really feel like it's going anyway, you know?

[03:28:30] I kinda feel like coffee's cheating, but thank you for the offer.

[03:28:35] Well...

[03:28:42] She declined coffee!

[03:28:47] Almost.

[03:28:52] I'm almost there, right?

[03:28:53] I'm almost there.

[03:28:54] Almost.

[03:29:12] Crazy.

[03:29:16] It's bibbix food, and that was the Dutch country

[03:29:20] apple fritter ice cream sundae challenge.

[03:29:54] Oh, that's cool.

[03:30:00] But I'm taking that.

[03:30:02] That's amazing.

[03:30:03] I like that bowl clean.

[03:30:06] That's really cool, T-Shirt.

[03:30:07] Oh, thank you, man.

[03:30:08] You're welcome.

[03:30:09] Can't get over it.

[03:30:10] How good this T-Shirt is.

[03:30:12] That's the only thing I get from this whole trip.

[03:30:14] That's so cool, though.

[03:30:15] I want that screen.

[03:30:16] Thank you very much.

[03:30:17] Can you see that?

[03:30:19] I almost went. You see that?

[03:30:21] Good Lord.

[03:30:22] Thank you very much. I appreciate it.

[03:30:24] Almost fell out.

[03:30:26] Walls kinda greasy.

[03:30:29] One challenge. One victory.

[03:30:33] See if I can keep that up.

[03:30:35] I feel nauseous now.

[03:30:38] That was crazy.

[03:30:40] Wow. I'm always in awe of him.

[03:30:49] I don't understand how he eats so much food.

[03:30:51] And he's jacked too.

[03:30:53] He can sing. He can sing.

[03:31:32] You didn't sing?

[03:32:34] What the fuck?

[03:33:06] What the-

[03:33:07] Wait, you're looking me am I smelling what you're baking don't get too excited

[03:34:23] Suppose me the duck listen weed cat. I'm spam the link in the chat. Oh my gosh. She's spamming help

[03:35:49] It's fine if I want to

[03:36:01] What the fuck oh

[03:37:00] My stuff. Oh my god, somebody submitted this shit

[03:37:29] Wow

[03:37:31] Do you think you're the cell phones I we're gonna end? I'm sure will we look we only have three hours left

[03:37:36] raise the time my god

[03:37:41] oh my god

[03:37:43] raise it! I command you to raise the timer!

[03:37:47] why are you just-

[03:37:49] yes! higher!

[03:37:51] higher!

[03:37:56] time can be whatever I want it to be

[03:37:58] raise it!

[03:38:00] yes! you can never leave

[03:38:04] he just wants to keep me hot as well

[03:38:06] impressive

[03:38:08] we're back to 8 basically

[03:38:11] that's insane

[03:38:13] two years ago that was two years ago holy shit that time and those two years ago perfect timing

[03:38:29] perfect timing because you can't can't raise the timer anymore so it's perfect timing to play

[03:38:37] is why are you guys stopping down with the what are you guys doing

[03:39:05] curious how tall are you iRL i am 410 what are you guys doing

[03:40:04] What the fuck are you...

[03:40:06] Thank you guys so much, thank you guys so much for the gift that's a thing.

[03:40:29] Supre- Oh my god!

[03:40:51] Five gang! What the heck?

[03:40:54] I think I'm gonna cry today, so far it's officially over.

[03:40:59] So much of the five gifted subs, what the fuck?

[03:41:04] Can you all think it's so much of the five gifted subs?

[03:41:21] Aw, what the fuck?

[03:41:26] What the fuck? Five gifted subs.

[03:41:43] He's thinking so much of the five, what the fuck?

[03:41:45] The five gifted subs.

[03:41:50] Okay, what is going on?

[03:41:52] Oh, it's holy shit.

[03:42:05] But I'm the moon.

[03:42:16] Thank you so much for the five gifted subs under under their hood. Thank you so much for the five gifted subs.

[03:42:28] T-pads, thank you so much for the five gifted subs.

[03:42:31] God! Five gifted subs, what's up?

[03:42:45] A bunch of the five gifted subs, thank you very much.

[03:43:01] You guys are wonderful, you know that? You make me cry.

[03:43:06] Take one, thank you for the five gifted subs. Oh my goodness.

[03:43:12] Oh my god.

[03:43:13] For the five gifted subs, thank you guys so much. What the heck?

[03:43:24] Like, you guys are amazing, what are you guys doing?

[03:43:28] I'm running long.

[03:43:39] Thank you guys so much, you guys are wonderful.

[03:43:42] Thank you all so much.

[03:43:48] So much for the gift, this was rad!

[03:43:50] Thank you for the gift.

[03:44:01] Black Baron, thank you so much for the gift.

[03:44:03] Oh my god, thank you for the gift.

[03:44:27] You guys are so kind.

[03:44:30] What the fuck is going on in here on this day?

[03:44:32] I don't...

[03:44:55] Potato!

[03:44:56] Cry.

[03:44:57] I don't know, thank you for the gift.

[03:44:59] to your stream lately I can't get over how good your new model is.

[03:45:03] I'm so glad you like it thank you for the don't know.

[03:45:05] Thank you so much for the fight good that's so thank you.

[03:45:20] Just a daily reminder that Mousy is an amazing person and an inspiration to us all.

[03:45:25] Love you Mousy I want to love you.

[03:45:27] Love you Gabby world thank you.

[03:45:43] Chat raised the timer keep her here forever.

[03:45:45] Thank you for the bed at least thank you.

[03:45:49] Oh, look, you guys are crazy cute!

[03:45:55] Oh, those figures are much more fun than subs!

[03:46:00] Oh, my God, you guys!

[03:46:46] Subs! Oh, my God!

[03:47:02] Five gang forever, it's for you, our Queen Mouse!

[03:47:05] Thank you!

[03:47:07] Thank you, Pyro, thank you!

[03:47:09] Thank you for the five good subs!

[03:47:25] Good subs, thank you!

[03:47:31] We might not be able to raise the timer again,

[03:47:34] but we can still try to hold the subs over 300 chi!

[03:47:38] Let's go chat and let's go 5 gang.

[03:47:40] Thank you so much for the 5 gang.

[03:47:41] All for this amazing and lovely mouse.

[03:47:43] For the 5s I had to blow my nose.

[03:48:15] Oh shitter, thank you for the 5 gifted subs.

[03:48:20] Oh my god.

[03:48:22] What the heck?

[03:48:24] Whatever dude deserves such wonderful-

[03:48:26] Time or not, we just want to support you.

[03:48:29] Thank you. Thank you very much.

[03:48:31] Thank you for supporting me.

[03:48:37] Thank you for caring about me.

[03:48:40] And thank you for all the love.

[03:48:41] Thank you for everything.

[03:48:42] Everything you guys are wonderful. I don't know what I did to deserve such wonderful people around me

[03:48:49] Yeah, thank you for the five good subs. Thank you

[03:48:52] Thank you very much

[03:48:56] I just hope that I can continue to work hard so that we can make more memories with each other and I could

[03:49:06] You know have more fun with you guys

[03:49:09] You for the five good subs. Thank you

[03:49:14] Thank you so much for the 5 good subs oh my god it's been it's been a crazy week I tell

[03:49:27] you it's been crazy it's been hard a lot of happiness but also I've seen a lot of nasty

[03:49:40] things being said it's tough but you know I'm just happy that I have a wonderful

[03:49:46] community and I don't have to pay attention to any of that stuff and we could just all be together

[03:49:53] and have fun and just...

[03:49:55] Cat-Rays the timer, we just want you to be happy, Mousy.

[03:49:58] Be happy together.

[03:50:00] Have a good ferry on, thank you, thank you so much, thank you for the don't, thank you.

[03:50:11] Our girls, thank you so much for the five good subs, very much.

[03:50:27] You know what you did.

[03:50:42] You're entertaining, honest, supportive of your friends and your community and been an

[03:50:47] overall fantastic example of a kind and caring person.

[03:50:51] Looking forward to seeing what you cook up next.

[03:50:54] Thank you very much.

[03:51:00] It is great.

[03:51:44] I'm sure people always wonder, I'm sure people-

[03:51:50] While we can't raise the timer, the sub-ethan is still going and 50 of subs are still going

[03:51:54] to the IDF right.

[03:51:55] True.

[03:51:56] Why wouldn't we gift more subs to support both of them and you? Get loved on Mausie.

[03:52:01] Our demon witch queen of twitch.

[03:52:25] So indeed it would be sad when the timer hits zero.

[03:52:29] Who could think we have both youtube channels to fall back to when the subatheon is over?

[03:52:33] Then it will be back to short streams. Glad to be part of this community.

[03:52:37] Thank you.

[03:52:37] Love you, Maus and Fam. I must a love off.

[03:52:40] Yeah, back to the short stream.

[03:52:44] Yeah.

[03:52:48] Thank you for the gift and subs.

[03:52:50] Thank you.

[03:52:51] Thank you very much.

[03:52:55] Well, it's funny because I was talking...

[03:52:58] I missed this corner because I was like,

[03:53:01] oh, I can't wait for RV streams to watch with chat.

[03:53:05] I can't wait for the RV stream so that we can watch with chat.

[03:53:09] And he's like, are you not going to take a break?

[03:53:14] And I'm like, thank you.

[03:53:27] He was like, are you not gonna take a break?

[03:53:29] He was like, I thought you were gonna at least take like a few weeks off and I'm like,

[03:53:33] he was like, you're crazy.

[03:53:48] I was like, okay, I might take a few days off, but...

[03:53:52] Even if I get to... I think literally the day that Subiton is over,

[03:54:06] then hasn't... she has like an event and I... and I have to be there and...

[03:54:12] then there's all these other things that I have to do.

[03:54:14] And I'm just like, there's a lot of stuff.

[03:54:17] Get the slopes, thank you.

[03:54:41] We'll just have a concert.

[03:54:42] I'm not doing my concert until my anniversary next year,

[03:54:48] so I will have my concert for anniversary.

[03:54:52] Does he not understand that Sub-A-Thon is your vacation?

[03:54:54] People understand that Sub-A-Thon is vacation time.

[03:55:04] Because we can't play jokes while you're asleep.

[03:55:24] I do another event where it's like,

[03:55:29] I'm not getting offline until I beat this game.

[03:55:31] I want to do one maybe around Christmas time.

[03:55:35] I haven't decided what game though

[03:55:40] Definitely something difficult. I still have to do the Elden Ring. There's a no no I won't win too

[03:55:55] Yeah, I definitely do want to do like a mini marathon like how I did with Elden Ring when I when I beat Elden Ring

[03:56:07] I don't think it for the five gifts itself. Thank you. Oh my god, but Sekiro Sekiro so hard

[03:56:25] I don't I mean I don't want maybe yeah, I think that would be fine

[03:56:52] I heard the five gang call.

[03:57:01] You're right, thank you Juno, thank you for the bit.

[03:57:19] So it's blindfolded?

[03:57:20] What the fuck?

[03:57:21] I'm going to think about it and see what we can do.

[03:57:32] Because I want to do a marathon.

[03:57:58] I haven't decided if I want to do it around Thanksgiving, around Christmas.

[03:58:05] giving around Christmas. Possibly Christmas time? Won't get to continue

[03:58:35] satisfactory? Oh don't worry. He was asking me about giving him the save file so

[03:58:40] that he could work on it in his free time. I don't think he has any plans of

[03:58:45] giving up yet. I think we might even be playing tomorrow. He's addicted and so

[03:58:53] am I. We're both addicted. Christmas you'll be watching me. I've already spent three

[03:59:12] Christmas is on this Christmas. I have my new outfit coming. It's gonna be so much fun

[03:59:17] A lot of cool things coming for Christmas my Christmas model is um my

[03:59:40] My ghost my ghost of Christmas past model past present and future

[03:59:49] The real Elden Lord wouldn't back down from the Secura marathon. She would show she is the real gamer in V show Joe. Oh

[04:00:10] My god

[04:00:12] Can you imagine playing sake- oh god, I'm thinking about it.

[04:00:18] It will model every month, that's not true.

[04:00:36] This is for Christmas.

[04:00:40] Oh and then it's my birthday.

[04:00:42] And then I don't have a model until, I think like summer time, summer time, every few months.

[04:00:59] I don't go out, I don't go out, I don't go on trips, I don't go out anywhere, I don't have a car.

[04:01:16] I bought a set of crew on one scale, and I've already clocked in 30 hours.

[04:01:22] My entertainment is my models. That's my entertainment to me.

[04:01:28] I don't go anywhere. I don't do anything.

[04:01:33] Have you finished Della Blade yet? You should cosplay Eve.

[04:01:37] Oh, I do cosplay my own models. I hire people to make my models for me.

[04:01:47] I've been that I've had our winners of a contest that I held I held a contest to have people design outfits for me

[04:01:59] the winner got a prize and

[04:02:06] End of having like 30

[04:02:09] Something winners cuz I couldn't decide a top five seven winners

[04:02:49] 37 winners. Yes. Yes. Yes. I like to support artists a lot cuz art is I love art

[04:02:57] I love art a lot

[04:02:59] Growing up I remember growing up and like being online and like seeing like art and thinking man. I

[04:03:09] Wish I had commissioned people for art because I would just love to collect art

[04:03:13] I was like when when I remember if I ever have money, I'm gonna I'm gonna commission art

[04:03:20] Because I want art and I love art and

[04:03:25] Here I am a vtuber

[04:03:28] doing just that and

[04:03:31] And I'm happy to support artists in their endeavors and get amazing art and see incredible works of art.

[04:03:42] That's like I said before, I just want to be a walking art museum.

[04:03:49] I want to just be a museum of different art styles, different artists.

[04:03:56] And that's my goal, to have so many people showcase and feature it and I just want people to be seen, you know?

[04:04:06] Everyone deserves to be seen.

[04:04:14] Everyone deserves to be seen!

[04:04:18] It's true.

[04:04:19] Do you see me? Yes.

[04:04:30] A VTuber?

[04:04:40] Yes.

[04:04:41] VTuber?

[04:04:42] Even my stickman?

[04:04:51] Yes, even your stickman.

[04:04:53] No birthday model?

[04:04:56] Yes, there will be a birthday model.

[04:04:58] We chose one.

[04:05:00] We all decided upon one, together, we all decided on one, together, it was this one.

[04:05:32] We pull it up, this one.

[04:05:55] This is the one that we decided upon for my birthday.

[04:05:59] But today is going to be pretty cute and pretty cool.

[04:06:27] I think the horns look really awesome too.

[04:06:34] We're lucky to see a work of art every time you stream.

[04:06:44] I remember to love lots of insanely talented artists out there.

[04:06:48] Happy you let them shine so much.

[04:06:51] Always, always. I'm always looking for new people to work with and stuff.

[04:06:57] And see, you know, I just love art. I love art a lot!

[04:07:26] I draw baller stick figures, hit me up! Hell yeah!

[04:07:30] If I ever need a stick figure model, I'll call you.

[04:07:37] Beats of a Connor plushie would be cute.

[04:07:44] From Brazil, thank you!

[04:08:00] I love Brazil.

[04:08:11] But I'm drinking, I'm drinking Chalking No Cola.

[04:08:13] My face is too hot when I, when I drink.

[04:09:04] Oh that fucking cat!

[04:09:22] Oh that little fucking cat, he's so cute.

[04:09:24] Look at him!

[04:09:26] He was, he was ruin everything!

[04:09:49] Bro, why you gotta do that shit?

[04:09:51] Bro.

[04:10:05] Bro, you got me growlin', you got me growlin' in the club!

[04:12:03] Bro, why you gotta do that shit?

[04:12:10] Bro.

[04:12:12] You got me fucking growlin', what the fuck?

[04:12:31] Oh my god, I take my mantle off.

[04:12:35] You put her poodle in microwave oven.

[04:12:43] Oh, Maddie Moe-

[04:12:59] Thank you! I'm glad you hate it too!

[04:13:01] I hate this song.

[04:13:04] You know what?

[04:13:05] I hate that emo-

[04:13:08] But you still spare me.

[04:13:09] So you're gonna listen to this fucking song.

[04:13:11] Potato!

[04:13:27] I-

[04:13:44] I'm killing you.

[04:13:45] I'm killing you.

[04:13:46] I don't care about anything else.

[04:13:48] I don't give a shit about anything else.

[04:13:49] Alright, my program is just get that fucking guy right now.

[04:13:53] You're gonna stop!

[04:13:54] Because if there is no, like...

[04:13:55] Oh, he's running?

[04:13:56] I'm back on!

[04:13:57] Nope, it's just me.

[04:13:59] I'm not straight.

[04:15:25] Me neither.

[04:15:37] Flippers, I shame myself.

[04:15:55] I'm pulling my moustache.

[04:15:56] Get out of me!

[04:16:01] That scared the shit out of me!

[04:16:03] What the fuck?

[04:16:23] Oh my god, that scared the shit out of me.

[04:16:56] Hope you drank some water today.

[04:16:57] I did!

[04:16:58] I drank water today.

[04:16:59] I drank a lot of water today.

[04:17:07] I did.

[04:17:36] What a day.

[04:17:37] Until the time reaches zero.

[04:17:51] Oh my god.

[04:17:52] Or at 1.13.

[04:17:55] What a time.

[04:18:14] Only a few more days left is still.

[04:18:17] It's okay, guys.

[04:18:43] We just have to be happy that it happened.

[04:18:46] Not that it's over.

[04:18:48] Not sad that it's over.

[04:18:51] Happy that it happened.

[04:18:52] And then there's more fun stuff to come around.

[04:18:57] I wish I could stay longer, but I can't.

[04:18:59] I have so much stuff to do.

[04:19:01] I gotta finish working on my album that comes out for my birthday.

[04:19:05] I have a surprise coming in December.

[04:19:10] We have events coming up.

[04:19:13] I want to do that towel show that I didn't get to do during Sabaton

[04:19:16] because it just didn't work out.

[04:19:17] Yeah, my first album will be releasing for my birthday in January.

[04:19:25] We have a ton of sub goals to do. There's so much stuff to do.

[04:19:49] And a few interesting announcements coming up soon.

[04:19:56] Yeah, a few more days and Mausie will be back to only streaming 10 to 12 hours at a time instead.

[04:20:06] Well, yes. Send the 12 hours at a time instead.

[04:20:15] A few interesting announcements will be happening soon.

[04:20:20] So that'll be... it'll be... it'll be great.

[04:20:24] There's a few, there's a few things that I'm like particularly super excited to share that I haven't been able to

[04:20:30] and I can't wait till I can because I feel like it'll be very exciting.

[04:21:17] Will you ever collab with Fortnite?

[04:21:19] I, one day I hope to have a Fortnite collab.

[04:21:23] It's one of my little dreams.

[04:21:25] One of my little dreams.

[04:21:36] Mr. Epic, yeah, Mr. Epic, please add me to the game.

[04:21:51] I'm gonna play Tekken and Beat Zen, yes.

[04:22:07] Practicing. I think I did good today.

[04:22:10] I still think they couldn't let me win, but I'm kind of like not sure because I know that he

[04:22:19] He he wouldn't I feel like he wouldn't let me win, but I feel like he did let me win

[04:22:24] Really tried really let you win

[04:22:49] I just really like playing as Eddie. I have no desire to play as any other

[04:22:59] for Eddie

[04:23:01] Unless it's Christy then that's a different story. You don't let impress any buns. That's true

[04:23:12] I feel like when I played him, I was a little bit overly agressive, not as patient as I was the day before.

[04:23:28] I felt like, so my reasoning was, I was like, oh shit, I'm playing against like, cool, he's gonna fucking kill me.

[04:23:39] First, my thought process was he's gonna kill me, but when I first thought about it,

[04:23:45] I was like he's gonna play around with me and and like just like look and mess around and

[04:23:53] Destroy me and just like play with my carcass. You know what I mean?

[04:23:56] So I was just like I had like this whole thing was like I gotta get him before he gets me

[04:24:00] I gotta get him before he gets me. I can't give him any room. No breathing room

[04:24:09] To make a move

[04:24:11] Attack I feel like I learned a lot playing you guys the day before especially like those players

[04:24:32] They were super super good all of them all of them that were super good that totally destroyed me

[04:24:37] I feel like I learned a lot from them too because they were just so it was crazy

[04:24:42] Everybody did so well. It's amazing to watch

[04:24:49] It's amazing to watch not only to watch me win

[04:24:52] But it's also amazing to watch me get my ass kicked because it's it's really cool and really fun and I like

[04:24:59] observing and looking at like

[04:25:01] stuff

[04:25:03] You know moves opportunities

[04:25:10] Yeah, it's fun to learn. I like it. I

[04:25:14] Don't know playing playing really like made me remember how much I enjoyed playing Tekken

[04:25:19] I like forgot I forgot how fun it was to play like fighting games and then playing playing Tekken again

[04:25:29] Like it just like reminding me cuz I used to play a lot of Tekken and it was just like I

[04:25:34] I used to play shit ton of Tekken.

[04:25:47] I have a hit box that coefficient gifted me, but I wasn't using it.

[04:25:51] I was using controller yesterday and today.

[04:25:54] I think I didn't want to practice more Tekken and I want to see...

[04:26:10] So here's the thing, I'm not a competitive person.

[04:26:13] I'm not a competitive person.

[04:26:16] I'm not a competitive person.

[04:26:20] That's my only hesitation for joining a fighting game because I feel like people

[04:26:24] get really into it and they are very competitive, but I am not competitive.

[04:26:29] I am not competitive because I grew up in a competitive environment and I know how

[04:26:35] warp that shit can make your brain and I have no desire to be competitive,

[04:26:40] but I would like to try. I think it would be fun.

[04:26:51] I'm competitive, but I'm not like competitive or it's like, I don't know,

[04:27:18] It's hard to explain, like, I don't mind, like, competing, but I don't like, I don't like, um, I don't like the aggression, aggressiveness, I don't like that, and I do not mind losing, no, no, no, I don't mind losing at all, what the fuck?

[04:27:48] Thing is important because you learn from loss, you know what I mean?

[04:27:56] You learn from losing you learn a lot from losing if you're always winning and never losing

[04:28:02] What is there to learn?

[04:28:04] We'll see when you compete in Tekken tournament against other vTubers

[04:28:09] Yeah, true. Tekken tournament against vTubers would be really fun

[04:28:33] My wheels are turning my wheels are turning. I just want to compete that fun

[04:28:53] You know what I mean?

[04:28:54] Oh, it's like the one that's like, I'm just happy to be here.

[04:29:00] You know what I mean?

[04:29:01] I'm just happy to be here.

[04:29:03] But I also want to do well, you know?

[04:29:09] It's crazy.

[04:29:17] It's hard to explain.

[04:29:18] I'm gonna lay back.

[04:29:46] I'm not fall asleep though.

[04:30:07] Well, this song is such a vibe.

[04:30:09] Yeah, it's 11.30.

[04:30:25] It's getting pretty late for me.

[04:30:28] Mmm, kinda eerie.

[04:31:24] No, I can't kill.

[04:31:27] Larry's stuck in your head?

[04:31:29] What, let me show you my songs?

[04:31:32] Hmm, I sleep.

[04:31:40] Okay, I'll go to bed, I'll go to bed.

[04:31:44] Okay, okay.

[04:32:13] Sleepy time.

[04:33:10] Yeah!

[04:34:40] Jesus!

[04:34:46] Okay, let me get...

[04:35:35] No duckies?

[04:35:36] I was gonna get your duckies, do you not want duckies?

[04:35:42] Duckies.

[04:35:45] I'm gonna get your duckies, chat.

[04:36:08] What the...

[04:36:09] What if I crash?

[04:36:11] Hm?

[04:36:31] Chat loves you goodnight.

[04:36:33] Thank you. I roll. Thank you guys.

[04:37:16] It's time for sleep time.

[04:37:30] Have my nights.

[04:38:54] Okay chat. I'm gonna go sleep now.

[04:39:01] I'll be awake later.

[04:39:03] I'll have more fun and do more things.

[09:33:34] I'm sorry to scare you with my wiener.

[10:38:44] V.

[10:41:28] By a mouse-a-bee

[10:41:49] A boba

[12:22:34] A boba

[12:23:01] Is it a boba?

[12:23:03] In the chat

[12:23:05] I see many a boba

[12:23:07] Chat is a boba

[12:23:11] There is many a boba

[12:23:17] Hello hello hello hello hello

[12:23:36] How are you this fine day?

[12:23:46] Just currently past midnight

[12:23:50] the cold it is it is freezing up in this multiple group it is cold as hell have you got it have

[12:24:02] you guys not had a babysitter eepie it's cold when it's cold you want to like stay in bed forever

[12:24:23] but i got up and i turned my microwave on yeah that's right i turned my microwave on

[12:24:34] Ari came in a couple times talking about what? What did she talk about? Put the mic on the mic.

[12:24:58] How does it get in cold where you are? Because it sure does get in cold years. It's getting so

[12:25:31] goddamn cold. Around 10 right now. Honestly? What is it for me? According to the weather,

[12:25:50] However, the weather forecast says that it goes 12 degrees Celsius at this current moment

[12:25:59] in time.

[12:26:05] Oh, degrees Celsius, that's crazy.

[12:26:09] 15 Celsius at night?

[12:26:13] That's not that bad, I think.

[12:26:16] Oh, sorry.

[12:26:18] For those who are working in the Freedom Units, 12 degrees Celsius is equivalent

[12:26:24] to 54 degrees Fahrenheit 54 degrees I am it's cold it's cold now I'm shaking

[12:26:47] and the type of person gets you cold really quickly probably because I don't

[12:26:54] have that much meat on my bones there will be 24 Celsius here today

[12:27:08] JEEZE!

[12:27:10] What the hell?

[12:27:12] Bro, it's crazy because like, right now I think in Texas it's like, 71, 88, I don't know, 88 degrees.

[12:27:30] What the hell?

[12:27:32] I can't believe we're on the same goddamn planet.

[12:27:36] That's crazy.

[12:27:39] 32 in the morning!

[12:27:43] What the?

[12:27:44] Also guys

[12:27:48] We only have a hundred and four

[12:27:51] hours left of the mouse. I

[12:27:58] swear last time I looked there was a hundred and

[12:28:02] 30

[12:28:05] Time passes by too fast

[12:28:12] 29 Celsius in San Diego

[12:28:14] San Diego only

[12:28:17] a hundred and four hours left in a place where you live it can be 10 Celsius today and minus 10

[12:28:30] and then Celsius tomorrow. That's crazy. That's so... that's a lot. What will we do? I don't know.

[12:28:40] It's spooky season already. Yeah! I want to dress up for Halloween. The easiest Halloween costume is to wear a bedsheet

[12:29:01] and cut some holes and then bam you're a ghost or you're dressing all black and then

[12:29:09] put the ghost face mask on probably a boba costume oh my god that would be so crazy

[12:29:24] if I wasn't allergic to face paint that would be so hilarious paint yourself green stick

[12:29:31] fake moustache on, wear a suit, a boba.

[12:29:35] I can't believe it is, that is almost, what the hell, it's already kind of like the first

[12:30:00] week of October, gone.

[12:30:03] That's crazy.

[12:30:11] Did I just woke up?

[12:30:14] I woke up.

[12:30:17] I love it.

[12:30:19] Okay guys, I played a scary game yesterday.

[12:30:23] And it was really hard to sleep.

[12:30:27] And then I woke up and then it was really hard to fall back asleep.

[12:30:30] So that I was like, oh god, I don't know if you guys are the type to play something scary or see something scary and then like

[12:30:37] Not have nightmares, but definitely it's hard for you to sleep afterwards

[12:30:42] Because the images live rent free in your Brian and then when you close your eyes, you're just like, oh god. I see it

[12:30:51] Oh, yeah, Wednesday items as well.

[12:30:53] What was the ad? I was thinking nozen, sort of a twitch prime to mousey.

[12:31:05] Until dawn? Yeah! I played until dawn for the first time.

[12:31:11] Actually, surprisingly, until dawn is very fast. You can complete the game in one sitting.

[12:31:19] And by one sitting I mean 10 hours.

[12:31:24] This is quite short cape.

[12:31:29] I thought it was going to be like 30 hours or something.

[12:31:49] Hello.

[12:32:02] Hello, just woke up.

[12:32:18] Wakey, wakey, wakey, wakey, wakey, wakey, chat to his head patting you.

[12:33:07] Okay.

[12:33:08] Don't fall in.

[12:33:09] In the bathroom.

[12:33:10] bathroom. Masi in the bathroom. Masi in the bathroom. Masi fell in the toilet.

[12:33:21] Okay, enjoy your bathroom. Oh my god. Big chat.

[12:34:02] Streamer is awake, and she is going to go to the bathroom.

[12:34:10] Yes, she hath risen from her slumber, and thusly, preparing for the day ahead, Lord Satan,

[12:34:30] she will arrive back shortly in due time to entertain her many folks who are thus watching,

[12:34:41] have a song. I'm over. Oh my god actually there was this tier list there was this tier list that I saw

[12:34:59] a friend do and they put vtubers in different categories of like who would be in medieval times

[12:35:15] what each vtuber she knew would like do so like some of them would be like

[12:35:21] Bar mates at the tavern, some of them would be like knights and shining armor, and some

[12:35:29] of them would be like lords and ladies, and some of them would be like cult jesters and

[12:35:35] stuff like that.

[12:35:37] Actually, thinking about it, how crazy it would be, you know, that actually happened.

[12:35:46] Back in medieval times, what we would all be.

[12:35:48] Oh, no clue. But I think I was on there as a barmaid slash bread-eater and I was like,

[12:35:59] Yeah! Give me all the motherfucking bread! I do love my motherfucking bread!

[12:36:06] Yeah, then I think Zen was in her own category where it's like, dying upon spawning and

[12:36:17] I was like oh my god yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh I would love to be I

[12:36:34] would love to have been a bread eater I love bread give me the bread it'd be so

[12:36:41] cool to see like what VTubers would be like if we're all at like a run fair or

[12:36:46] something mmm oh then is a dragon true would she be hunted because back in

[12:37:04] medieval times weren't they like oh dragon fire the cannons a dragon has been

[12:37:12] spotted we must lay the dragon probably right I'm like sense unless it's like a

[12:37:20] how to train your dragon kind of situation.

[12:37:24] I wasn't really medieval, that was like, what like, Vikings and stuff.

[12:37:29] Oh yeah, would there be, maybe there would be magic.

[12:37:38] So, though, can we talk about how there had to possibly have been dragons.

[12:37:50] Think about it.

[12:37:52] Because if dinosaurs existed, why the fuck can't dragons exist?

[12:37:57] You know what I mean?

[12:37:58] Surely.

[12:38:03] And then there's like the whole, then there's the whole like conversation where multiple people around the world had different iterations of dragons.

[12:38:15] And they couldn't like all talk to each other, because they all probably didn't discover each other.

[12:38:20] Oh yeah catapults, they're my bad. Catapults, yeah.

[12:38:30] Surely, surely there were dragons at that time.

[12:38:47] and the pterodactyl basically dragon or at least a livern. Yeah! Oh my god Chad!

[12:38:54] You guys just helped me unlock a core memory. I had this book as a kid

[12:39:02] and it was a book about dragons and it kind of looked like one of those really old journals

[12:39:09] that like explorers would have and each page told me different things about different types

[12:39:15] of dragons. Thank you for helping me unlock this core memory. I love dragons and I love

[12:39:23] dinosaurs and I love like space and stuff. Yeah man! Was that the dragonology book?

[12:39:36] I don't remember what it was but it was probably some sort of book like that. Let

[12:39:42] let me see it was like uh oh i think it was this book god guys you're so good at this

[12:40:00] i love that book wait did you guys have this too

[12:40:09] actually chat i was a bit of a nerd i took part in my local library like reading competitions

[12:40:19] you're probably just like what the fuck is a reading competition so basically

[12:40:23] kids would get like this stamp sheet thing and it was like interactive and every week you would like

[12:40:31] rent out a book and then be like the librarian hey I read this book and then they'd like

[12:40:36] ask you how it was and stuff like that and then give you the stamp.

[12:40:41] And then I took part in it and then afterwards a bunch of kids who passed the reading competition

[12:40:46] had to do like an art competition right afterwards and draw a dragon or something.

[12:40:52] And then I drew a dragon. It was a blue, like, ice dragon.

[12:40:57] And then I won the competition and got my art featured in the local library.

[12:41:03] And then they gave me a bunch of prizes and they had like a ceremony in front of like a crowd.

[12:41:10] And then I got a book signed by the author.

[12:41:14] That was crazy.

[12:41:18] Yeah, and there was a there was like this reading competition that was like scratch and sniff or something and each sticker that you got you could scratch it and then it smelled like really nice.

[12:41:30] Yeah.

[12:41:34] I was a little bit of a nerd.

[12:41:36] A person called Dragon the Empyrean. Thank you so much for the tear-free sub to Mousy.

[12:41:42] Wow.

[12:41:44] We're talking about dragons. We summoned one.

[12:41:47] Nerds.

[12:41:50] Yes, some are reading like some are reading competition. I don't remember as dragons anymore, but I

[12:42:01] Like the serpent like ones

[12:42:03] If you want to talk about your my favorite dragon

[12:42:09] not like being like an actual

[12:42:13] Like one of the like a medieval type of dragons

[12:42:17] Haku

[12:42:19] Haku from

[12:42:21] Spread it away

[12:42:25] Yeah, cool memories getting unlogged right now.

[12:42:28] Oh, you did the same thing when you were younger.

[12:42:35] You read a lot. You would get pizza.

[12:42:37] Oh my God.

[12:42:40] Do I have a favorite book?

[12:42:44] I really like Ink Heart at the time

[12:42:48] when I was reading and stuff like that.

[12:42:50] Ink Heart.

[12:42:53] I thought Ink Heart was very interesting.

[12:42:56] and then I found out that it was a movie as well is this a dragon no that's a

[12:43:04] frog I'm sorry that I hate to break it to you wait there's a there's a dragon in

[12:43:12] Final Fantasy 14 I like those ones wait there are there are dragons and

[12:43:28] monster hunter right? Elder dragons. I like Valstrakhs if we're talking about... oh yeah

[12:43:45] Bahamut! Wait oh yeah Bahamut is one. Bahamut.

[12:43:51] hmmm. Valstrakhs is the sickest dragon I've ever fucking seen. It's got like jet wings.

[12:44:02] It's so cool guys. It's got red jet wings. It is crazy. It is so cool. Oh

[12:44:15] So god

[12:44:19] Yeah, me so good

[12:44:22] Apparently that's how you supposed to call it like the mall. Oh

[12:44:26] So dragon much. Well, I haven't heard the dude

[12:44:32] type format name in a long time

[12:44:35] many Wow

[12:44:36] The Dresden Valsify. I want to read about mythology. There was actually a book someone recommended to me

[12:44:45] and I could literally forget what the book was called. It was about mythology though.

[12:44:55] Ratatoska!

[12:44:57] Ratatoska!

[12:45:00] Yeah, Ratatoska! I think I know because have you guys ever played God of War?

[12:45:11] Ratatoska and God of War is like this.

[12:45:13] this thing that babysits nithog and I think it's in Ragnarok.

[12:45:25] Yeah, Marcy is awake, she's in the bathroom getting ready for her day.

[12:45:31] You were the huge fan of God of War, I really liked God of War.

[12:45:41] I liked the one that was on the PC and Steam.

[12:45:45] I think it's the 2016 one and the 2021 one.

[12:45:50] Let me have a look.

[12:45:53] God of War.

[12:45:54] Okay wait, no actually, one of them is on the PS5 still.

[12:46:02] God of War 2022?

[12:46:04] Yeah.

[12:46:07] And then the other one is on the PS5 is Ragnarok.

[12:46:15] Ragnarok.

[12:46:16] I loved Ragnarok.

[12:46:17] It was so good.

[12:46:20] I never played the original God of War series but I really, really, really liked the new

[12:46:25] ones.

[12:46:26] Because holy hell guys with the weapons Kratos used. Oh my god. That was sick the red one

[12:46:39] Geez

[12:46:44] Got released on PC. Oh, well, I think at the time that I played God of War Ragnarok. It wasn't on PC yet. I think

[12:46:54] So I

[12:46:56] I definitely played the one on the PS5.

[12:47:05] It literally came out on the 19th of September.

[12:47:09] So yeah.

[12:47:13] It was so good.

[12:47:15] Dad, oh boy.

[12:47:17] I really like mythology.

[12:47:19] That's why my name is Siren.

[12:47:21] Siren of the Sea.

[12:47:23] Siren, the voice that lures you to your death when you're screaming.

[12:47:27] Ah, Bulba!

[12:47:28] Wait!

[12:47:29] No, guys.

[12:47:30] My lore.

[12:47:32] I'm siren I aboba and then you aboba back you're drawn to the aboba and then

[12:47:38] You get you to kind

[12:47:40] My keyboard is purple. Texty pandas

[12:47:48] Siren of the fire truck. Oh my god. If you hear aboba in the pool. Yeah, run chat if you hear a boba in the pool

[12:48:05] Mythology then you must have tried to recall then no, but I do have the game

[12:48:12] What is that?

[12:48:14] Shaggy. Oh my god Shaggy. I'm not gonna lie. Folk stories? Is it called folk stories?

[12:48:33] Folk tales? I don't know what they're called. Folk tales? I think they're so

[12:48:38] interesting. Like myths, legends, and folk tales. I think they're so

[12:48:47] interesting even if they may not be real I think they're still very interesting to

[12:48:53] read about Elise the Odyssey and the ideas the Odyssey help I was reborn in a

[12:49:09] new world as an aboba and now I am level 99 what the fuck lore folklore yeah

[12:49:19] Yeah, that's the word.

[12:49:23] Fibrin of the Dent, see, what the?

[12:49:27] Lover of Paul, lover of Paul.

[12:49:31] Oh yeah, the Ranma thing came out, no?

[12:49:34] Yes?

[12:49:37] Ranma half.

[12:49:43] All modern fantasy is baked and full,

[12:49:45] baked, based on all glow stories.

[12:49:49] I used to love reading them when I was young.

[12:49:51] Yeah, all legends have a sliver of truth to them.

[12:50:01] Exactly. They had to have like some sort of basis, right?

[12:50:08] Someone recommended me a mythology book and I completely forgot.

[12:50:35] What the wh- who was by?

[12:50:40] I'm sure if I look on Amazon, it will be in my search history somewhere.

[12:50:46] probably I probably added it somewhere this is one book series you read when you

[12:50:59] were young about two kids fighting about against monsters from folklore the

[12:51:07] series that dragons had hollow bones like bread and that's why they are no

[12:51:11] there are no fossils of them mm a serpent that looks like a dragon in

[12:51:16] the Philippine mythology it's believed to be the cause of eclipses earthquakes

[12:51:22] rain's and winds. Yoooo that's crazy!

[12:51:26] DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!

[12:51:32] DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!

[12:51:36] Oh! Circle by Madeleine Miller. Oh, Cirque!

[12:51:40] Oops! Oh! Speaking of, I don't know,

[12:51:46] that reminded me of Circuses. I like Circuses too.

[12:51:50] I watched um there was a black butler arc actually featured a circus it was

[12:52:02] pretty cool. Did I see Bandadan? No I did not see Bandadan. Oh have you guys

[12:52:12] watched um fuck was it called something amazing digital circus yeah

[12:52:22] Book of Circus for um Kuro Shitsuji. Kuro Shitsuji. Yeah. But amazing. Something digital circus.

[12:52:37] The third episode is out. What the hell? Oh I watched the first and the second one.

[12:52:42] I didn't even know what the third one is. It's not boring. It's very aware. I think a lot of

[12:52:49] people come uh wait do people compare it to Undertale? I forgot something like that.

[12:52:55] creator of a book.

[12:52:58] When the episode was, when was the new episode released?

[12:53:02] Amazing digital, amazing digital circus.

[12:53:21] Yesterday? Oh, so it wasn't like, it wasn't too long ago.

[12:53:29] What's the time before?

[12:53:35] It is the time remaining we have left off Mousy before the southern end.

[12:53:41] Oh shit, it really was.

[12:53:44] Guys, I'm not gonna lie, episode 2 was something.

[12:53:58] Episode 2 was so aware.

[12:54:00] Uzumaki, I don't want Uzumaki down, oh my god, down the down and Uzumaki.

[12:54:12] I can't wait.

[12:54:13] It's on Netflix?

[12:54:15] Wait, what?

[12:54:16] It's a time until I can go home.

[12:54:22] It's crazy.

[12:54:23] How many hours?

[12:54:26] A hundred and four hours left on Moushee.

[12:54:29] That's a different anime, which one?

[12:55:06] Uzumaki is about...

[12:55:08] Uzumaki is from Junji Ito, and Junji Ito primarily writes like horror with very, um, how to describe.

[12:55:23] distressing art. There's a lot of art that would probably make the average person uncomfortable.

[12:55:37] In my opinion, I think it looks really cool. However, some of them do give me nightmares

[12:55:43] if I do look at it for too long. But the art style is incredible and is crazy. Yeah,

[12:55:53] psychologically disturbing visual images yet disturbing and graphic. Disturbing urban

[12:56:12] myth horror. Jinji Ito. A lot of people compare Jinji Ito and Hayao Miyazaki the

[12:56:25] Studio Ghibli guy because they say that Miyazaki does like these like happy

[12:56:36] happy movies but is inside is like aware and depressed or something and then

[12:56:43] Jinji Ito is like makes all this really crazy looking depressing looking anime

[12:56:48] and manga but inside is happy as hell.

[12:56:52] Aboba desu.

[12:57:00] The monkey anime has more episodes and more anime just to look more eerie.

[12:57:23] Ooh, I don't doubt it.

[12:57:30] Mythology.

[12:57:31] chat I have a question do you guys read books? do you guys read books? I'm not like

[12:57:46] manga I mean like novels, novellas, and stuff. I mean Kindle also works. I feel like

[12:58:16] I don't think I can do audiobooks because then I'd have to like wait for

[12:58:24] them to finish the sentence. Hmm, you ever watch Bleach? I did for a little bit, never

[12:58:32] finished it though. However, there's this shop called Uniquelo, and they do like graphic

[12:58:41] tea, um, collabs with various different anime now, various different shonen anime, and

[12:58:53] got a bleach shirt from there and I like it a very lot yeah light novels

[12:59:03] sometimes that sometimes I don't know how to describe it but like if it's if

[12:59:18] it's an audio book with a visual it's weird I don't know then at that point

[12:59:23] is basically a fucking youtube video if it's like one of those youtube videos that are like

[12:59:32] uh 30 minutes long or an hour long and it's like has visuals with it i think i will

[12:59:40] watch it and listen to it but if it's just sound i don't know if i can focus on it maybe if i was

[12:59:50] like doing a lot of things that i couldn't like watch stuff but i had to listen to stuff and

[12:59:57] maybe hmm like a like a podcast sometimes like if you're working I mean yeah I

[13:00:11] guess I could listen to it oh hi you're about to reread the Lord of the Rings I

[13:00:19] watched Lord of the Rings for the first time this year and it was great I

[13:00:24] I loved it.

[13:00:26] I was really sad at the last movie for obvious reasons.

[13:00:37] Very, very sad.

[13:00:40] I think I cried.

[13:00:42] But then again, it's not that hard for me to cry.

[13:00:46] Because like it...

[13:00:48] Because I'm like, I see a cat, I would probably cry.

[13:00:52] Oh no.

[13:00:54] Ablobola.

[13:01:00] Ablobola.

[13:01:09] Mousey is currently in the bathroom.

[13:01:12] Mousey in the bathroom.

[13:01:14] Mousey in the bathroom for sure, T.

[13:01:17] Mousey in the bathroom.

[13:01:20] Mousey in the bathroom.

[13:01:23] Mousey fell in the toilet.

[13:01:35] Louis Gamer.

[13:01:36] Thank you for your recent, Mousey.

[13:01:38] fell in movement. How's moving castle in the flower garden scene? God. I love

[13:01:56] botanical gardens. Sorry you mentioned flower gardens. Whenever I get dragged

[13:02:03] out of the house by my mom, my mom really loves like plants. And so do I. I

[13:02:11] just don't garden anymore because I don't have the time to look after plants

[13:02:17] anymore but when I was younger I used to grow strawberries and we had a pear

[13:02:25] tree and we also had like a berry bush like a blackberry bush and then I used to

[13:02:35] grow chilies and some other stuff too. I used to go to the store and there would

[13:02:44] be like immediately when you entered the grocery store they had plants on display

[13:02:49] and then they also had like a seeds shelf I would pick the prettiest looking

[13:02:56] flowers that displayed on the packet and then I would bring it home and then I

[13:03:02] would get my little metal watering can and then and then I would water my

[13:03:12] little plant. But now I don't do any of that because I don't look outside. I don't go outside

[13:03:18] anymore. I think at the moment though, we have an apple tree and we have a pear tree. And

[13:03:31] I think we have a bunch of other stuff too. I think I also have cherries or something.

[13:03:38] and my mom really likes to make like apple pie with the apples we harvested not a long

[13:03:49] ago.

[13:03:54] Mousie is currently in the bathroom.

[13:03:56] I am this little tiny head in the bottom right corner and Bulba.

[13:04:09] I am babysitting until she comes back.

[13:04:13] 3am.

[13:04:17] I like going to Botanical Gardens.

[13:04:20] They're super cool.

[13:04:25] Botanical gardens are sick nasty. They're super pretty. Oh ready player one

[13:04:35] Wait ready player one is a book is it also a movie you should wipe your nose some people think it's funny

[13:04:46] But it's not

[13:04:49] That's so dumb

[13:04:52] Great joke great joke. It's so dumb

[13:04:59] such a bad joke the movies based on the book I thought it was only a movie

[13:05:08] you googled the Boba I still don't get it it do you have 70 v a Boba is just a

[13:05:17] frog a Boba is just a frog that says a Boba and that's all it is and then it's

[13:05:26] It's just so fun to say. Say it out loud right now.

[13:05:29] Ah, Boba.

[13:05:32] It's fun. I like it.

[13:05:34] It's like a vocal stem.

[13:05:37] Thank you, Donnie. Thank you for the tear-worn something, Elsie.

[13:05:41] Ready Player has two books.

[13:05:43] Ready Player One and Ready Player Two?

[13:05:47] That was crazy.

[13:05:50] I actually got a Boba yesterday.

[13:05:54] Ooh.

[13:05:56] How are you getting ready for Halloween?

[13:05:58] Halloween. I don't really decorate for Halloween. All I do is buy chocolate and buy candy so

[13:06:08] that when trick-or-treaters pass by and ding dong, ping-pong on the doorbell, give them

[13:06:17] what they want. They want chocolate. It's really sad because I watch these videos on

[13:06:25] YouTube or on Twitter where people just steal so much like for the people who

[13:06:34] are like maybe too busy to be at the front of the door so they leave like a

[13:06:39] gigantic tub of candy and then people like take advantage of that and steal

[13:06:46] all the candy that's so sad what about everybody else what about the people

[13:06:53] who wanted to candy. I think I'll only take maybe maximum two if they even ask or tell me to.

[13:07:09] What happened to you last year? No. Don't celebrate Halloween where you live anymore? No.

[13:07:16] Oh, and America people pretty much don't trick or treat anymore too dangerous.

[13:07:20] I definitely think after the whole COVID thing, I definitely feel like a lot more people just

[13:07:26] stay indoors now. Wow. Yeah, I think in the city probably there's a lot safer to buy your

[13:07:45] own candy. Yeah, I said this before another time it was babysitting but in the rich neighborhood

[13:07:57] that I trick or treated in because my classmate had like this my classmate had this like

[13:08:05] Wattpad motherfucking story where it's like

[13:08:10] She she inherited this really large house

[13:08:16] After

[13:08:17] somebody had passed in her family and they lived in like this really rich neighborhood and

[13:08:24] then she invited me to

[13:08:26] Trick-or-treat and have a like a Halloween sleepover when we were in high school and

[13:08:31] then um

[13:08:35] We went trick-or-treating in that neighborhood and everyone was like offering homemade like cooking for a trick-or-treating and I was like, what the?

[13:08:48] This is crazy. They're like, oh, we just baked like an apple pie. Would you like some? And then we're just like, what the? Oh, that's crazy.

[13:08:58] Like everybody was like, where the hell am I supposed to keep this?

[13:09:05] What am I supposed to do?

[13:09:09] What the fuck?

[13:09:10] Do they do trick-or-treating in the UK?

[13:09:15] I don't think it's as large as how trick-or-treating is like in America.

[13:09:22] Honestly, arguably, I feel like not that many people trick-or-treat in the UK, at

[13:09:27] least from what I saw.

[13:09:29] And as a person who experiences people like bing bong on their doorbell and then like ask

[13:09:34] for candy, I really just, I think it really depends on your neighborhood and I don't

[13:09:40] know.

[13:09:41] Put it in the pillowcase, the pillowcase!

[13:09:44] Your parents' neighborhood gave you a pair of margaritas, what the hell?

[13:09:51] Oh my god.

[13:09:53] No, they didn't have any.

[13:09:58] Oh yeah, chat, oh my god.

[13:10:01] the whole thing during, I don't know if you guys had this but it was really scary at one

[13:10:07] point during one halloween because there were like clowns that actually were like terrorizing

[13:10:13] people like actually like like clown group like a clown group and they were actually

[13:10:21] like thieving and stuff yeah that and also like the whole like razor blade and the

[13:10:29] candy and stuff like that was scary was it 2016 holy shit this is that long ago

[13:10:39] 2016 was 20 years ago guys that's crazy

[13:10:50] oh yeah it was it was fun it was just like yesterday stop oh god time is

[13:11:12] has flown by, time has flown by, god.

[13:11:18] 2016 is like 8 years ago right, cause 6 plus 4 plus 4 is 8.

[13:11:24] 6, no not like 6 plus 4 plus 4 is 8, I mean plus 4 and then plus 4 is 8.

[13:11:34] Alba, 1980s and 1990s, what was it like, are they trick or treating, or do you mean

[13:11:44] like in general?

[13:11:48] Back in grade school we found a katana and clown costume in the woods next to the school.

[13:11:52] Holy shit!

[13:11:53] Did I hear 2016?

[13:12:06] Yeah.

[13:12:07] No, that is not hard.

[13:12:09] Oh yeah, have you seen the Aztec Death Whistle?

[13:12:19] It's literally, I saw this YouTube short or something and it's like this guy and there's

[13:12:25] like a group of people, this guy he's with his friend and they want to play a prank

[13:12:30] on this group of people who are adventuring through this abandoned place that has filled

[13:12:38] with rubble and stuff.

[13:12:40] And they're in the shadows and they have this thing called an Aztec Death Whistle.

[13:12:46] And if you blow into the Aztec Death Whistle, it sounds literally like a lady's high-pitched

[13:12:52] scream.

[13:12:53] And it's like it's so like there's a color spine chilling

[13:13:01] Yeah, it's so scary and then the kids

[13:13:06] Yeah, the kids are I don't know who the teenagers or I don't know their adults or what but the people that they were

[13:13:14] Pranking fucking folded so fucking fast right up the guy that I think they jumped up the ladder

[13:13:21] because they went down a ladder, but they fucking jumped up it like a fucking flea so it's crazy

[13:13:31] That's insane

[13:13:35] Yeah

[13:13:41] Rabbit scream what?

[13:13:44] Mountain lion screams no, I haven't

[13:13:47] what the fuck is that?

[13:13:49] haunted mindscreen

[13:13:54] also chat i learned what a wendigo is

[13:13:56] for the first time yesterday

[13:13:58] because i played until dawn

[13:14:00] and it was scary as hell

[13:14:02] mousy is in the bathroom

[13:14:07] and preparing for her day

[13:14:09] she will be back soon guys

[13:14:11] for wendigo

[13:14:13] the wendigo is like

[13:14:17] okay so until dawn

[13:14:19] the wendigo

[13:14:22] is the word

[13:14:24] is a result of cannibalism, then so if like one person eats another person, the spirit

[13:14:35] of the lindigo will possess them or something like that, and then afterwards they become

[13:14:45] like they morbid to like this into like a long limb to golem basically, they morbid

[13:14:54] this long limb to golem apparently they can also mimic people's voices to lure people to go see them

[13:15:04] but apparently they can't see they can only sense so if you like move they will see you but if you

[13:15:12] are still they won't be able to see are you liking so far oh i finished the game in the sitting

[13:15:20] and once the ting that was pretty good i really liked it yeah like skin walker i think right

[13:15:32] pretty cool pretty scary when when did we go when when the girl yeah the whole it's skin walker

[13:15:48] the actual legend of when the girl said they actually have really sharp eyesight yeah i think

[13:15:53] I think so in the in the game when the girls are like when the girls can sense

[13:16:10] and see like they have shop I said but only if it's like if there's movement

[13:16:15] or something.

[13:16:17] Huh!

[13:16:18] A bubble?

[13:16:19] Eye spry.

[13:16:38] Movement.

[13:16:39] Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.

[13:16:52] Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.

[13:16:55] That's wonderful.

[13:16:59] Hide back.

[13:17:00] Hello.

[13:17:03] Get my magic pack.

[13:17:04] Oh, okay.

[13:17:09] We're talking about folklore.

[13:17:12] Oh, folklore.

[13:17:14] Chupacabra.

[13:17:16] Chupacabra?

[13:17:17] What is a chupacabra?

[13:17:19] As a creature, uh, there's a perifal that sucks blood.

[13:17:25] Bloodsucker!

[13:17:28] Yes.

[13:17:29] Oh my god.

[13:17:30] It looks like a dog, kind of?

[13:17:34] I don't know what it's supposed to be.

[13:17:37] It's not real.

[13:17:38] Mmm.

[13:17:39] But it's a goat sucker.

[13:17:43] It's a sucker on a goat.

[13:17:45] Not to be confused with a goat sucker.

[13:17:48] Oh my god!

[13:17:50] That is crazy!

[13:17:52] Goop sugar.

[13:17:54] Like a Capricorn.

[13:17:56] Oh my god.

[13:17:58] Oh, oh yeah, I forgot.

[13:18:00] American call it Capricorn.

[13:18:02] Capricorn.

[13:18:04] You call it Capricorn.

[13:18:06] Capricorn.

[13:18:08] Capricorn.

[13:18:10] Capricorn.

[13:18:12] Capricorn.

[13:18:14] Yeah, Capricorn.

[13:18:16] We're talking about Wendigo's.

[13:18:19] Wendigo's.

[13:18:20] Wendigo's.

[13:18:21] Oh, for fun.

[13:18:23] I'm so dumb.

[13:18:25] Yeah.

[13:18:26] But there's a lot of like Wendigo stories or something I think in like other games.

[13:18:33] I didn't know you had this hair.

[13:18:35] I guess I missed it.

[13:18:36] I have hair.

[13:18:37] It's so cute.

[13:18:38] Oh my God, you have hair in no way.

[13:18:41] That's crazy.

[13:18:42] I have hair.

[13:18:44] That's crazy! Oh my god!

[13:18:47] I have hair!

[13:18:51] Twintails are so cute!

[13:18:56] I don't know. I don't know if Twintails is like a...unpopular...or something, but I like Twintails.

[13:19:04] Me too!

[13:19:06] Twintails are super cute!

[13:19:10] There's like a little hair.

[13:19:12] Your mod said, I prefer hairless mous-

[13:19:17] Bald! Bald mous!

[13:19:20] Twintails are beast! Let's go!

[13:19:27] Baby, they prefer bald.

[13:19:31] That's true. They prefer bald!

[13:19:40] Twintails are so cute and then there's the heart shape ahogae.

[13:19:48] It's so funny when people say I hook it as well, everyone.

[13:19:56] Oh.

[13:19:57] They're just like, oh, I love you.

[13:20:00] And I'm like, erm, erm, what?

[13:20:04] What?

[13:20:05] Oh, what do you say?

[13:20:07] Erm, what?

[13:20:08] What does...

[13:20:09] Erm, what did you say?

[13:20:11] Erm, that's not the correct one.

[13:20:17] Wow, you have a sister.

[13:20:20] Oh wait what?

[13:20:22] I was like what the fuck does this do? It takes off my socks and shoes.

[13:20:27] You're stuck!

[13:20:29] Yes.

[13:20:31] Oh yeah, you're fucked.

[13:20:33] Oh my god.

[13:20:36] Is that a rose eyepatch?

[13:20:38] That's so cute.

[13:20:42] It reminds me of um, did you ever watch Black Butler?

[13:20:48] Black Butler?

[13:20:50] Oh, no I never watched it.

[13:20:53] Oh, in the blackout room.

[13:20:55] How do you know about it from the internet, but I never watched it.

[13:20:58] Oh, I just never watched it at the time.

[13:21:02] Oh, maybe I watched it because it was like British.

[13:21:07] So I was like, oh, British stuff.

[13:21:09] British stuff?

[13:21:10] I have British stuff.

[13:21:11] British stuff?

[13:21:13] I'm British.

[13:21:14] Let me watch it.

[13:21:16] Um, there's this character, I think, and they have a rose eyepatch.

[13:21:26] And it's like...

[13:21:27] Oh yeah?

[13:21:28] But their clothes is like, fully white.

[13:21:29] Yeah, I forgot what their name is, but like, butler...

[13:21:33] Oh, I don't actually remember.

[13:21:39] I think it was this person?

[13:21:41] Or did they just cover their eye?

[13:21:46] Oh, maybe...

[13:21:47] Oh, this isn't a circus log.

[13:21:49] Oh, I guess it was just...

[13:21:51] Oh, their hair.

[13:21:52] their whole entire hair was like roses and then they had obviously because they had all

[13:21:58] the iron mouses from the British.

[13:22:00] That's not true!

[13:22:01] Chinese!

[13:22:02] Australian!

[13:22:03] People say like, can't use British because they get the accents mixed up, it's crazy.

[13:22:10] Not the accent mixed up.

[13:22:12] Yeah, yeah, it's the... their name is... what the fuck is their name?

[13:22:21] My name is Dollard. Australian Australian Australian Australian can you do an Australian accent?

[13:22:32] Oh no, it's clear. The condensation. It's two. You're practically Australian. It's clear. The condensation.

[13:22:51] I don't know.

[13:23:01] I don't know.

[13:23:05] Oh no, all the Australian people are just like, what the hell is going on?

[13:23:12] I don't know.

[13:23:14] I don't know.

[13:23:16] I don't know.

[13:23:22] Here kind of shrimp on idea. Oh, yeah

[13:23:29] No, she oh

[13:23:32] Yeah, they say like what is it Maccas? Oh

[13:23:36] Because yeah, don't although yeah, they say like our vote was well instead of our

[13:23:43] Maccas instead of McDonald's

[13:23:46] Yeah

[13:23:48] And I'll take

[13:23:50] What? Oh, God!

[13:23:52] Yeah!

[13:23:53] Oh, what the- what in the Hassan?

[13:23:56] What the hell?

[13:24:01] What in the Hassan is going on in my screen?

[13:24:04] What is-?!

[13:24:07] Hassan, you're gonna fucking kill me.

[13:24:14] What in the Hassan?

[13:24:22] I can't believe you have that emo- that's crazy.

[13:24:26] ask her that I did they just give it to you that's so funny oh my god that's

[13:24:37] funny as hell it's like gotcha was your with your

[13:24:40] vtuber model what toggles are you gonna get people always include like

[13:24:47] interesting things and I like it I'm right on yeah I think it's fun it's like

[13:24:54] a nice surprise you're just like here you go and then you're like okay and then

[13:24:59] you are just like okay time to figure out how to use this and then suddenly

[13:25:04] boom small wait what the what what in the

[13:25:11] Biblically accurate

[13:25:27] That is potato

[13:25:31] potato

[13:25:33] Potato mouth or but that is actually truly a mouse for

[13:25:58] Jesus

[13:26:00] What in the megabind am I looking at?

[13:26:16] Peer into the orb, and what do you see?

[13:26:23] Eww!

[13:26:29] Mind.

[13:26:31] Expand.

[13:26:33] What the heck do you learn in the orb?

[13:26:39] The hat is so cute. Oh the hat with twin tails! Oh my god!

[13:26:45] Hello, Iron Mouse. It is I, Boobye. I was trying to tell you about this interesting information I found online.

[13:26:56] So apparently some people that shot girls are Chihuahuas in disguise.

[13:27:00] Being hot. Oversized witches hat are just so, so, so cute.

[13:27:08] I'm not a chihuahua in disguise.

[13:27:13] What do they want?

[13:27:16] Did they ask you?

[13:27:19] Did you ask you if you were a chihuahua in disguise?

[13:27:22] Yes, and I'm not a chihuahua in disguise.

[13:27:26] That's so, so funny.

[13:27:35] That's funny as hell.

[13:27:38] Is that what Mochi says?

[13:27:40] Is that what Michi says?

[13:27:41] That I'm a chihuahua in disguise?

[13:27:46] People call her Mochi, and it's like

[13:27:48] iantai timbitai

[13:27:49] commandee

[13:27:52] That is a tongue Т tongue

[13:27:54] So-

[13:27:57] so-

[13:27:57] whatever

[13:27:58] ttonokuo

[13:28:03] move

[13:28:04] so I

[13:28:06] I

[13:28:09] don't

[13:28:11] see

[13:28:13] And I

[13:28:15] taught

[13:28:15] Michigan!

[13:28:17] Michigan!

[13:28:19] Michigan!

[13:28:21] Michigan!

[13:28:23] What the?

[13:28:25] Oh my god.

[13:28:26] Maybe he made a dog tear in this and said that I was a shiwawa. What the fuck?

[13:28:29] What?

[13:28:31] I'm not a shiwawa. I think it would be a sermon.

[13:28:34] A sermon?

[13:28:37] Yeah.

[13:28:38] What is that?

[13:28:39] A Palli and Greyhound.

[13:28:41] Oh!

[13:28:43] Italian Greyhound

[13:28:48] Italian Greyhound!

[13:28:51] That's my favorite dog

[13:28:53] Greyhounds are so cute

[13:28:55] They're all cute, they're the cutest dogs ever

[13:29:03] They're so cute and then if you put little shoes on them

[13:29:10] They're little tiny feet

[13:29:13] Yeah, I want to put little tiny shoes on them

[13:29:16] I don't know what my favorite dog is

[13:29:19] I don't know if I have one.

[13:29:21] Doge.

[13:29:24] Doge is so funny.

[13:29:26] Slowly.

[13:29:28] Mom made food.

[13:29:30] Sniffle?

[13:29:32] Food?

[13:29:34] Yeah.

[13:29:36] Fog?

[13:29:38] Yeah German shepherds are cute.

[13:29:40] It's cooking season.

[13:29:42] Cooking season?

[13:29:44] Yeah.

[13:29:46] It's cooking season.

[13:29:48] The holidays are coming. That means it's cooking season.

[13:29:52] It's cooking.

[13:29:53] I think my mom really gets crazy in the kitchen.

[13:29:56] Oh my god.

[13:29:59] Oh, yummy food.

[13:30:03] Food.

[13:30:05] You can't resist someone.

[13:30:06] She's crazy in the kitchen.

[13:30:09] Whoa.

[13:30:10] My mom really likes to cook like

[13:30:13] Indy and Curry at the moment.

[13:30:15] She's really into it.

[13:30:16] yeah she's like she has a colleague and her colleague brings like curry to her

[13:30:29] work and then my mom is intrigued by she's like oh smells good she's trying

[13:30:37] to replicate it with some help of her colleague

[13:30:42] Have you seen those gigantic ass dogs?

[13:30:45] I forgot what they're called.

[13:30:47] The really really big ones that look like fucking monsters?

[13:30:51] Yeah! There's this guy who takes his

[13:30:55] really really really gigantic dog to the mall.

[13:30:59] Oh my goodness.

[13:31:03] No.

[13:31:09] I don't think so. There's another one.

[13:31:13] That's a great day!

[13:31:14] Oh, great day!

[13:31:16] Great day!

[13:31:17] I think great day are gigantic, I think.

[13:31:23] Yeah, wait, is that the Scooby-Doo?

[13:31:26] Scooby-Doo's a great day?

[13:31:29] Is he a great day in Scooby-Doo?

[13:31:32] I don't know.

[13:31:34] Oh, yeah!

[13:31:36] Oh my god, yeah, wait.

[13:31:38] Yes.

[13:31:40] Scooby-Doo is a great day.

[13:31:45] Great day.

[13:31:47] Yeah, I think when I discovered great things for the first time I was like, oh my god, it is gooey dude

[13:31:54] They're really big dogs

[13:31:56] They are gigantic. There's a

[13:32:02] Probably

[13:32:06] They're crazy tall

[13:32:11] You're for 10 yeah, they're probably

[13:32:17] Because I'm looking at a dog standing up to their owners and they have average size and they got shit.

[13:32:24] Yeah, it's cool right?

[13:32:28] Yeah for sure. It's like a mini horse.

[13:32:33] Oh yeah, what is Clifford? Do you remember Clifford?

[13:32:38] He's a big red dog. He's a big red dog, but what is Clifford?

[13:32:44] I don't know.

[13:32:45] Kind of dog is clippin'.

[13:32:59] Oh my god.

[13:33:00] He sounds like like a Labrador to me I think.

[13:33:03] Yeah, like a big red Labrador.

[13:33:07] Actually Labrador.

[13:33:09] Labrador.

[13:33:14] Labrador retriever.

[13:33:17] Man.

[13:33:18] Golden retriever.

[13:33:20] Oh the golden retriever is like fleshy.

[13:33:23] Super fleshy.

[13:33:26] there this reminds me on the topic of like animals and stuff like that there's

[13:33:31] this fucking movie and it's about like gerbils were like hamsters and they're

[13:33:35] like spies and I think they're like they have to fight against like cats or

[13:33:39] dolls or something I would call like g-force I don't remember

[13:33:47] Oh

[13:33:51] Gee force yeah

[13:33:54] It's a oh, it's guinea pigs. Oh here

[13:33:58] The synopsis is it's a specially trained squad of guinea pigs

[13:34:03] This patch to stop a diabolical billionaire from taking over the world

[13:34:08] It's literally just a bunch of guinea pigs

[13:34:12] Is it going to be a case in that movie?

[13:34:14] Oh, shit.

[13:34:16] Was he one of the guinea pigs?

[13:34:20] That was so crazy.

[13:34:23] Oh my god.

[13:34:27] Yeah.

[13:34:29] It was crazy.

[13:34:31] I remember, I remember

[13:34:38] I got that movie for Christmas from Santa.

[13:34:42] Santa was like,

[13:34:45] You like spies? Here, have spy guinea pigs.

[13:34:50] Spy guinea pigs? Well, now I have to watch it because Nicholas Cage is in the movie.

[13:34:54] Oh! Do you watch every movie that has Nicholas Cage in it?

[13:34:59] I do.

[13:35:00] Oh my god.

[13:35:01] There's not a lot, there's a lot out there, no?

[13:35:04] Nope, I'm going to be watching it for the rest of my life.

[13:35:07] Oh my god. Nicholas Cage.

[13:35:11] How many movies is this government?

[13:35:14] A lot.

[13:35:15] Holy shit.

[13:35:17] There's so many.

[13:35:21] There's so, so many.

[13:35:24] Do you have a favorite Nicholas Cage movie?

[13:35:28] Or is it hard to say?

[13:35:30] Because there's so many.

[13:35:32] There's way too many out there.

[13:35:35] Actually, my friend in VRChat has Nicholas Cage, but has a pickle avatar.

[13:35:48] Pickle Cage?

[13:35:50] Yeah, yeah, Piccolo's Cage.

[13:35:54] Oh, shit.

[13:35:56] That's crazy.

[13:35:57] And every single time everyone mentions Nicolas Cage, I just think of him as a Piccolo.

[13:36:07] I can't unsee it.

[13:36:09] Yeah, Piccolo's Cage.

[13:36:16] Piccolo's Cage.

[13:36:18] Piccolo's Cage.

[13:36:22] Oh my god.

[13:36:24] wait what is my favorite movie

[13:36:40] oh what happened

[13:36:44] oh bless you

[13:36:47] Tuscaro

[13:36:53] bless you

[13:36:56] did you know Nicholas Cage was almost cast as Superman

[13:37:00] Yes, I did notice.

[13:37:02] Oh my god.

[13:37:04] Oh my god.

[13:37:08] Oh.

[13:37:13] How many?

[13:37:15] Yes.

[13:37:17] Okay.

[13:37:19] Is it morning like allergies or?

[13:37:23] I just...

[13:37:25] It's uneasy.

[13:37:27] In the morning.

[13:37:29] I just sneeze from time to time.

[13:37:33] I have something in my nose, I think.

[13:37:39] Morning time is when I start sneezing like...

[13:37:44] Like non-stop.

[13:37:49] I'm blizzard.

[13:37:52] Oh my god.

[13:37:54] What you doing today? What's it taking up to today?

[13:37:58] I kinda wanted to try to play Silent Hill, cause I heard it on Vox.

[13:38:03] I want to play it in 4 hours.

[13:38:07] It does Silent Hill 2?

[13:38:10] Yeah.

[13:38:11] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[13:38:13] I never played any of the Silent Hills, but all I know is that's the one with the nurse

[13:38:18] and the pyramid head.

[13:38:23] I want to play it in 4 hours.

[13:38:27] Because I bought the Deluxe Edition.

[13:38:30] When did they start this advanced access thing?

[13:38:34] I don't know, but I saw that it gave you advanced access for days in advance and I was like, hell yeah.

[13:38:40] Yeah.

[13:38:41] What?

[13:38:42] In these events, you're damn right I'm gonna do it.

[13:38:45] Yeah, there's so many now cause like, there's so many games coming out this fucking month.

[13:38:51] And then I was like, God, I need to like figure out what I'm gonna play them.

[13:38:55] play them and then they say that there's advanced access like five days before or two days before

[13:39:00] I'm just like shit I'm gonna buy all of them fun I'm gonna play all of them

[13:39:11] Oh god Shylan Hill too is so scary I can't wait to get so scared I'm gonna cry

[13:39:17] Yeah, I don't know.

[13:39:22] Are you here to say you smell?

[13:39:23] You smell!

[13:39:25] Come back right now.

[13:39:34] You can't just come in here and say you smell.

[13:39:39] What the hell?

[13:39:53] Moose!

[13:39:55] Look at Moose.

[13:39:57] Moose smells.

[13:39:59] What?

[13:40:00] I want one.

[13:40:02] Yeah.

[13:40:04] Oh

[13:40:07] I miss her already

[13:40:09] She's still here. She's still here and calling a smelly

[13:40:15] That's crazy. How could from B show Joe shades my head?

[13:40:25] Show Joe God damn it. God damn it

[13:40:30] Bro

[13:40:32] Silent Hill looks like you're gonna get chased a lot. I don't know

[13:40:35] I don't know if I can deal with that.

[13:40:37] I'll do it.

[13:40:38] I bought until long, but I've already played it and I'm like,

[13:40:41] do I really want to play it again?

[13:40:43] I don't know.

[13:40:44] Yeah.

[13:40:45] I'm excited.

[13:40:47] Apparently the music is different.

[13:40:49] Is it different?

[13:40:51] Yeah.

[13:40:52] Look, if I play it, maybe I should try to kill everybody.

[13:40:57] Um, yeah, you should.

[13:41:03] God it's this is one character I just really do not like she was crazy but yeah

[13:41:15] Oh Emily it was Emily yeah yeah God wait how long is Silent Hill 2 I don't know

[13:41:40] How long was the original game?

[13:41:42] You know?

[13:41:44] Time to work.

[13:41:45] How long to beat?

[13:41:46] How long to do that? I love to beat.

[13:41:48] I get what you ever do.

[13:41:50] Time to go do.

[13:41:52] It's the main story, 8 hours.

[13:41:54] 8 hours!

[13:41:56] That's like one sitting.

[13:41:58] It's fine.

[13:41:59] I can do that.

[13:42:00] I'll beat it tonight.

[13:42:02] Wait, what if the remake isn't 8 hours?

[13:42:04] What if the remake is like 10, 20 hours?

[13:42:06] Okay, let's see.

[13:42:08] remake let's see well no one no one has nothing cuz there's nothing yet I don't

[13:42:22] think it should be that bad I think not gonna lie I thought Silent Hill 2 would

[13:42:26] be longer for some reason it's 30 hours in mouse what the fuck is that

[13:42:34] It's the most of me!

[13:42:37] Do you loot goblin everything? Is that why?

[13:42:40] No, it's because I pause when I get really scared.

[13:42:44] Oh my god, wait, I do the same.

[13:42:46] When I was playing Outlast, it was literally like,

[13:42:49] locker simulator or like, hiding under the bed simulator.

[13:42:53] I was fucking me with alien.

[13:42:56] Alien Isolation 2? Yes, same.

[13:42:58] And then, but you can't stay in there for long

[13:43:01] because then the motherfucker's gonna open up the shit

[13:43:03] look at you yeah and then they follow you and it's just like look I hated this

[13:43:11] so much way too smart it does it starts checking for you underneath the

[13:43:16] fucking like I swear to God I was hiding in the I was hiding in the locker and

[13:43:21] then from the locker you could see the alien check underneath the like desk

[13:43:26] square the spaces and then I was like ha I'm not there and then I'm just like you

[13:43:33] can't see me bitch you can't see me bitch and then he goes out of frame and then

[13:43:36] he comes back opens my fucking locker and I died I'm like bro Jesus Christ oh

[13:43:41] yeah no I want to finish dead space before it's over that's a goal I will

[13:43:46] be finishing dead space so I want to play dead space today but I also want

[13:43:50] I'm playing Dead In Hell.

[13:43:52] Dead Space!

[13:43:54] Yeah.

[13:43:56] How long is Dead Space? Are you like happy and...

[13:43:58] Well, I'm in Chapter Seven.

[13:44:00] Oh.

[13:44:02] So, like, five more chapters left, I think.

[13:44:04] Ooh!

[13:44:06] I think I have five chapters left.

[13:44:08] I think I have five chapters left.

[13:44:12] That's not bad. I think I could do it.

[13:44:14] Do a poem.

[13:44:16] I think I can do it, like, from the day

[13:44:18] into tomorrow.

[13:44:20] Hmm. Yeah

[13:44:23] It's so funny how we're just like yeah

[13:44:27] Guys very well, he was very nice. He was very nice to me and he said congratulations and he's very very nice

[13:44:36] Very nice

[13:44:38] That's so sweet. Oh

[13:44:41] God wait. He's what he's watching the

[13:44:44] Oh goodness. He's

[13:44:47] Cry like a little fucking bitch

[13:44:50] NOOOOO!

[13:44:52] I GRIPE SO MUCH THAT THEY STOP!

[13:44:55] FEEZE!

[13:44:56] STOP!

[13:45:00] Jesus!

[13:45:01] No, I was so embarrassing.

[13:45:04] He's watching.

[13:45:09] He'll be okay.

[13:45:12] It was a good moment.

[13:45:14] It was a good moment.

[13:45:15] It was a good moment.

[13:45:18] Jesus.

[13:45:19] Watch him.

[13:45:20] Don't look at me crying.

[13:45:21] Looking.

[13:45:22] Looking.

[13:45:24] I'm tough.

[13:45:25] I'm a tough lady.

[13:45:26] total 80

[13:45:29] I'm feeling my muscles

[13:45:31] You're flexing right now. I'm flexing all my muscles right now

[13:45:36] Don't flex so hard you might shake yours

[13:45:48] Guess that's true. I guess but I cry a lot so I cry way too much

[13:45:55] That's okay. I do cry I cry very easy, but I feel like this because like I don't know I

[13:46:01] I get very emotional about stuff.

[13:46:06] You know why I cry so easily now, but it's most of the time when I cry it's like happy

[13:46:11] crying but it's because like my whole life I've been through so much shit and so much

[13:46:17] like really scary stuff but I was so like, it's like for a moment in my life I cried

[13:46:25] so much because it was scary that like I stopped crying because I was like so terrified

[13:46:31] of like shit that was going on and then that was happening to me so in like I had this long

[13:46:35] period of like not reacting and then now it's like I cry because I'm happy because it's like

[13:46:41] bro you don't know you don't know what the fuck oh stupid shit I've been through my life god damn it

[13:46:49] pretty pretty fucked up yeah i think right now it's happened years sometimes bad but not all the time

[13:46:57] I'm sure people can relate that I'm sure that there's people like I've cried every single day of my life

[13:47:04] You know what I mean?

[13:47:05] Like I'm sure there's people out there that know what that feels like to be like scared all the time and to

[13:47:10] Go through a lot of shit in their life, you know

[13:47:13] I cry every day is it because of me?

[13:47:21] Oh my god

[13:47:29] She bullies me. She's crazy.

[13:47:42] I'm a baby cry. I am a baby cry. I'm a baby cry.

[13:47:51] Aww. I'm a baby cry.

[13:47:56] Baby cry?

[13:48:02] What the?

[13:48:07] Baby cry?

[13:48:09] Oh my God. Stupid car.

[13:48:16] What the hell?

[13:48:18] I don't know nowadays I watch anime and I like the anime that make me cry because it's

[13:48:35] nice to feel like a strong emotion when you're watching anime I feel like in my opinion.

[13:48:42] Yeah true.

[13:48:43] Yeah.

[13:48:44] I don't remember the last I required for anime or maybe a bit.

[13:48:50] I don't know.

[13:48:51] I cry so easily I like I see like a dog that is remotely like sad and I start

[13:48:58] crying and I'm like no dog no why

[13:49:03] yeah free run free run edge runners I never

[13:49:12] once erased there's a lot of sad ones out there you're lying April yeah

[13:49:26] I mostly invested in the characters well

[13:49:31] Freerun made me cry because I was like this is so tragic

[13:49:37] Yeah, I

[13:49:39] Remember a lot of people dislike Freerun because it was like quote-unquote slow

[13:49:44] Yeah, but like that's the point. It's not supposed to be rushed

[13:49:49] It's free when realizing

[13:49:52] That time passed by so fast for them

[13:49:56] Angel beats

[13:49:58] Yeah, Angel Beats.

[13:50:04] Also, when you watch anime and then the OSD starts playing and then you're just like, brah.

[13:50:11] At least that shit in tears.

[13:50:15] Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood. Pretty sad, too.

[13:50:20] Clenad.

[13:50:21] Plastic Memories.

[13:50:28] Are truly Miko made you cry?

[13:50:31] What? Queen Miko, of course.

[13:50:34] True.

[13:50:35] wait oh my god do you remember on youtube when they would make like these mmd but like episodes of like

[13:50:43] oh yeah vocalids oh my god there's just so many random ass ones where they make like

[13:50:50] all of them do like funny shit all the time i remember i remember those were the day i remember

[13:50:56] when i used to watch those i was like i want to make those one day yeah yeah and then i realized

[13:51:03] it's a lot of work and they're all they never mind yeah oh my god yeah there are

[13:51:14] a lot there's a lot of 3d 3d animations are hard

[13:51:19] Oh, animation is hard in general.

[13:51:22] Yo!

[13:51:24] A Regent with a gifted sobhog.

[13:51:27] Thank you, Regent, thank you very much.

[13:51:30] Whoa!

[13:51:31] Meepie from Made in Abyss.

[13:51:34] Did you ever watch Made in Abyss?

[13:51:38] Oh, oh no.

[13:51:44] Oh Lord.

[13:51:48] wait I thought it was a cute anime and then I was like nope this is not this is

[13:51:54] this is fucked up I was looking for a cute anime to watch after I think I was

[13:52:03] what I think I finished watching food wars like all the food wars at the time

[13:52:07] and just caught up and I was like time to watch something cute like that made

[13:52:12] it a miss oh this looks kind of cute very interesting watch the first episode

[13:52:17] What the hell happened?

[13:52:19] What the fuck just happened?

[13:52:22] Then got invested in it.

[13:52:23] And Promise Neverland also was a slap in the face as well.

[13:52:27] Oh, that was disappointing.

[13:52:30] I think the...

[13:52:32] The second season was great, but the second season was ass.

[13:52:36] Yeah, the second season.

[13:52:37] Because I read the manga and they could have included so much better stuff in the second season instead of what they included in the second season.

[13:52:50] Yeah.

[13:52:52] What was the reason why they did make it the way that it was supposed- the way it was?

[13:53:02] Did you ever see Full Moon or Sagashite?

[13:53:05] Full Moon.

[13:53:05] Remind the character reminds me of you.

[13:53:08] I never saw Full Moon.

[13:53:10] Full Moon.

[13:53:11] Yeah.

[13:53:12] Full moon or Auguste or something like that?

[13:53:15] Oh that one!

[13:53:17] Yeah.

[13:53:18] I never watched that one.

[13:53:20] This is the one that reminds me of like the Suba Socraticle and Cardcaptor Socrata,

[13:53:32] same art style.

[13:53:34] Full moon or Auguste?

[13:53:37] The looking.

[13:53:41] Frugal full moon.

[13:53:43] A silent voice made me fucking weep.

[13:53:48] Holy shit.

[13:53:49] Oh yeah, that one made me cry too.

[13:53:51] That made me cry.

[13:53:52] That one made me cry a lot.

[13:53:54] Yeah.

[13:53:55] I think a lot of people were like, oh your name or a silent voice and I was like a silent

[13:54:00] voice.

[13:54:01] A silent voice made me weep my fucking, I think my eyes look like butts.

[13:54:07] It was like the three, underscore three emoji.

[13:54:10] I was like, bro this is so fucking sad.

[13:54:17] God. Oh, yeah, Susan knows. Susan, that was a little bit funny. I want Susan as well.

[13:54:28] Susan, man. Oh, I want to watch, I want to eat your pancreas.

[13:54:35] Oh, that was really good. I watched it.

[13:54:38] Oh, you like that one?

[13:54:39] Yeah.

[13:54:40] It's a movie, right? Is it a movie?

[13:54:41] I'm killing you. I'm killing you. I don't care about anything else. I don't get shit

[13:54:47] oh my god yeah one leader of tears I watched it was a live I think it was a live

[13:55:16] action J drama or a film or something I don't remember which one it was but

[13:55:22] it was so good and I fucking cried it was so sad I cried my eyes out I cried

[13:55:32] the leader of tears that was so sad oh cyberpunk entrance was really good too I

[13:55:39] think I liked it I liked it I still haven't played the cyberpunk DLC yet

[13:55:46] though I mean I need to go back and play cyberpunk oh like the base game or

[13:55:54] with DLC. Oh, hi! Fred always comes in silent and then you...

[13:56:08] What the fuck? What the fuck?

[13:56:13] I will love. Hello.

[13:56:15] I always forget to like do something. Hello.

[13:56:19] What is this something that you forget to do?

[13:56:23] I either forget to launch a software program or I forget to turn on the phantom power for my microphone.

[13:56:32] Oh, I see.

[13:56:35] Oh, that's like the first thing I boot up when I turn on my PC.

[13:56:40] No, I know. I just like, I habitually turn it off and then I join a call and like, oh wait a minute.

[13:56:45] Oh.

[13:56:46] Because I'm brain dead.

[13:56:48] No.

[13:56:49] Oh, Boba.

[13:56:55] They're calling you.

[13:56:57] Fat Nuts

[13:56:59] Fat Nuts

[13:57:01] It's like it's like habitual for people at this point like they've been Pavlovian trained

[13:57:09] Yeah

[13:57:10] That's crazy. They just immediately just go

[13:57:16] Like literally I do not I do not think that Giga has ever referred to me as Frederick

[13:57:22] Really? I can't remember the last time she said Frederick

[13:57:27] That's so funny.

[13:57:30] That's actually hilarious.

[13:57:32] Yeah, I joined her stream and she's like, fat nuts.

[13:57:36] Oh, fat nuts, I know!

[13:57:41] It's always kind of accusatory.

[13:57:43] I'm so funny.

[13:57:53] It's said in the tone of voice of, I know what you are.

[13:57:56] I think it's time to rebrand.

[13:57:58] Just go full on.

[13:58:00] No, this was not my choice.

[13:58:03] The Fat Nuts will follow me.

[13:58:05] Go on full on Fat Nuts.

[13:58:07] Crazy.

[13:58:08] What, rebrand two or away from?

[13:58:12] Two.

[13:58:14] Two Fat Nuts.

[13:58:15] Yeah, that's it.

[13:58:17] Become one of it.

[13:58:19] And get banned, yeah, I can only stream on alternative platforms.

[13:58:25] True.

[13:58:27] No, don't.

[13:58:28] No!

[13:58:30] I'm gonna catch me on Twitter spaces. Oh my god, someone said have Mary work it into your lore

[13:58:46] No

[13:58:50] Anyway, uh subscribed to my only fans. Oh

[13:58:53] My god, oh

[13:58:56] That's where I'll do that's where I'll do the fat nut streams. Oh my god

[13:59:00] That's crazy. What a wild sentence. You're joking, right?

[13:59:15] But yes.

[13:59:17] I think you just should. Why not? Go ahead.

[13:59:20] Call me the Fat Nuts.

[13:59:22] You know?

[13:59:24] I guess like, I feel like I'm choosing subclasses of Fat Nuts right now.

[13:59:30] What do you mean?

[13:59:31] Like what kind of Fat Nuts do I become, right?

[13:59:34] You know how when you play D&D you choose like a few different kinds of fighter?

[13:59:39] Like you can get subclasses, it's like that, right?

[13:59:42] Like am I going to become an only fans fat nutter?

[13:59:46] Uh, am I...

[13:59:48] Am I going to try to like stay within Twitch TOS fat nuts?

[13:59:52] I think you should just like...

[13:59:54] There's no reason why you can't do it all.

[13:59:57] You can do tier lists of different types of nuts like pistachio, cashew, and almond and...

[14:00:02] It doesn't even have to be like a real like your balls, you know it could be like

[14:00:13] We don't even have to be talking about your balls here Freddy Fannas. He's it's like a feeling it's it's your persona

[14:00:25] No, it's you! You have the fattest nuts on Twitch, you know what I know why?

[14:00:30] Because you're cool, and you're brave, and you're smart, and that's why you're fat-nutted!

[14:00:37] But for, like, so I just need to lead into the ego.

[14:00:40] It's your swagger, yeah!

[14:00:42] It is your mindset. It's your...person.

[14:00:47] Yeah, I walk in, this room is mine!

[14:00:50] No matter where I go.

[14:00:52] This is my space.

[14:00:54] Yeah, exactly. Your character already seems very, like, you know, your Vtuber character is very, like, very, um, very commanding.

[14:01:05] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[14:01:06] You command the world with your fat nuts!

[14:01:08] Yes.

[14:01:09] Yeah.

[14:01:11] This world is mine.

[14:01:13] Yes.

[14:01:14] Exactly.

[14:01:15] So the world that you have the fattest nuts out there, and that it belongs to you.

[14:01:20] Yeah.

[14:01:21] Make the wrong choice. It's the right choice.

[14:01:24] Exactly.

[14:01:24] Because I'm the one who made it.

[14:01:26] Don't ever say that. Don't ever act like, don't ever show hate to people.

[14:01:29] He can be a squirrel if you bend with only the fattest of nuts.

[14:01:33] Right, like I'm hitting the gritty.

[14:01:36] I'm hitting the gritty as I'm falling off a cliff.

[14:01:39] What? Oh my god.

[14:01:43] Yes, you see? Hit the gritty as you fall off a cliff.

[14:01:46] And you don't want to be comforted by it.

[14:01:48] When you hit the ground, be like, I'm meant to do that.

[14:01:51] Mm-hmm. That was a purpose. That was only a purpose. I was just testing. Me falling on my face flat on my ass

[14:01:57] That's why they call me fat nuts. Yeah, I fed in mid lane to test you all

[14:02:03] Exactly. To see if you could carry me back. To see if you could handle it. It's totally worth it. Exactly.

[14:02:11] Be confident. Have that swag. You're worthy of me. Yeah. The fat nut energy. The fat nut aura. That's what I'm missing.

[14:02:21] This is the lore.

[14:02:23] Fat Nut Aura will be the name of my next lore video.

[14:02:27] Fat Nut Aura? What the...

[14:02:31] It sounds like a prog rock song.

[14:02:33] See? Fat Nut Aura! Go do it!

[14:02:36] That'd be powerful.

[14:02:40] Time to make a song about it and see what it seems like.

[14:02:43] Chugging electric guitar to open it.

[14:02:47] Fat Nut Aura.

[14:02:49] See? That's the spirit.

[14:02:52] Do you even have to be about your balls?

[14:02:55] No, it doesn't.

[14:02:57] Yeah, it's literally just about your aura.

[14:03:01] About you as a person.

[14:03:04] Exactly.

[14:03:05] I feel invigorated.

[14:03:07] I don't think it was ever about the balls.

[14:03:10] I think it was about the inside.

[14:03:13] I can feel the blood flow.

[14:03:16] The what?

[14:03:18] The blood flow through your veins.

[14:03:21] that you are the fat nut

[14:03:24] the aura

[14:03:25] the persona

[14:03:26] the nutsona

[14:03:28] the nutsona

[14:03:29] dragon ball z level

[14:03:31] the nutsona

[14:03:33] dragon ball z level

[14:03:37] and then you just go super saiyan

[14:03:41] that's crazy

[14:03:43] super nut

[14:03:44] person nut

[14:03:46] oh my

[14:03:47] person nut

[14:03:48] person nut

[14:03:50] that's crazy

[14:03:52] Dragon DZ.

[14:03:56] Oh my god.

[14:04:00] Oh my god.

[14:04:02] I'm super nutsy.

[14:04:04] I'm screaming. I'm crying.

[14:04:06] You're weeping. You're throwing up and crying.

[14:04:08] I'm gonna piss your pants.

[14:04:10] I'm gonna piss your pants.

[14:04:14] I'm gonna see your pants.

[14:04:16] Oh my god.

[14:04:18] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[14:04:20] There is a clip of Gibroni Mike

[14:04:24] just looking to the camera.

[14:04:29] He's like,

[14:04:31] Just looking to the camera and screaming shit yourself right now

[14:04:37] Shit yourself shit your pants

[14:04:45] Myself oh shit

[14:04:51] I

[14:04:54] That kind of reminds me I

[14:04:57] Watched alien resurrection for the first time last night

[14:05:01] Ice, I understand why that movie nearly destroyed the entire franchise. God that movie sucked.

[14:05:13] You sick, God. God it was awful.

[14:05:21] It had moments. It had moments.

[14:05:25] Right, like where Ripley finds her of the other clones that precedes her, right? Like that's cool.

[14:05:31] It wasn't bad that bad, but it wasn't like the best one there was

[14:05:37] It wasn't great. It didn't have the psychological horror of the original

[14:05:42] Yeah, it didn't have the action of of aliens

[14:05:47] Just kind of all it help was Joss Whedon writing

[14:05:54] Yeah, I'm just I'm just hearing cope

[14:05:57] I want to watch the alien versus predator one I think

[14:06:00] Alien vs Predator was fun. I don't care what anyone says, that movie was fun.

[14:06:05] Alien vs Predator is one of the greatest films ever, and it just proves that the Predators can date humans.

[14:06:10] Yo!

[14:06:12] Well, there actually was a- oh, never mind.

[14:06:15] Oh!

[14:06:17] There was a human that went back to their planet. Her name is, uh, uh, Magical Noguchi.

[14:06:23] She was the first human female Predator.

[14:06:28] It should have been me!

[14:06:30] It should have been me!

[14:06:34] It should have been me!

[14:06:35] Oh my god, wait really?

[14:06:37] Yeah, you can google her.

[14:06:40] Machiko Noguchi.

[14:06:43] What the hell?

[14:06:46] And she's fucking amazing. She's badass.

[14:06:50] Hell yeah.

[14:06:51] I love Predator!

[14:06:52] I'm a predator and I had like a time of consuming any predator media that existed.

[14:07:05] No, if one of them, like, uncloaked in front of me, along with like a shit, held out-

[14:07:14] It should have been me, not him!

[14:07:18] It's not fair!

[14:07:20] I don't like Xenomorphs but I do like yelges a lot. I don't like Xenomorphs, okay. Xenomorphs are okay, but they're scary, okay? Please.

[14:07:28] They're pretty scary.

[14:07:29] Right, like Xenomorphs are like a creation of H.R. Giger, right? Like they are allegorical and weird and...

[14:07:37] They don't have a society.

[14:07:39] They don't have a society. They don't have the intricate... they don't have a culture. They don't have culture.

[14:07:48] like how young they are.

[14:07:49] They're all high-spined.

[14:07:51] Yes.

[14:08:03] I just put it in my O.C.

[14:08:05] The predators are individuals.

[14:08:07] I think that's the big difference.

[14:08:08] Predators are individuals.

[14:08:10] They have a society, and they have culture,

[14:08:13] and they're just like us, except that they look different.

[14:08:20] I want to see their art.

[14:08:21] I want to see their art.

[14:08:23] I want to see their art so much.

[14:08:25] Could you imagine?

[14:08:26] Incredible.

[14:08:28] There's their music.

[14:08:30] Yeah! Oh my god, could... I cannot imagine how cool their culture would be.

[14:08:36] Like, just... we've only seen, like, the hunters, the combatants, right? Like, they have to have poets. Poets? Yeah!

[14:08:44] Oh my god...

[14:08:46] I'm just letting you guys know that they... that they're the best, and you can eat my balls.

[14:08:53] No, they're awesome.

[14:08:54] Well, primarily when they come to Earth to hunt, it's kind of like a coming of age thing.

[14:09:02] That's why they come here.

[14:09:03] So it's like, I just want to know.

[14:09:06] And they always bring like one elder with them and I'm like, I just want to see the

[14:09:10] rest of them.

[14:09:11] I want to see everyone.

[14:09:12] I just want to go back to their planet.

[14:09:14] Take me back!

[14:09:15] Take me back!

[14:09:16] Take me back!

[14:09:17] The fact that we are just a rite of passage for them implies that like this is only a tiny fraction

[14:09:25] But they have an honor! They have an honor system and they're just so incredible!

[14:09:31] They're history!

[14:09:33] They're not so much about the...

[14:09:37] Multinagraphic novels and stuff

[14:09:39] Ohhh

[14:09:41] But not in like...

[14:09:43] I'm sure, I'm sure now, with like the new, with the new character movie that came out.

[14:09:48] Yeah.

[14:09:49] Oh.

[14:09:50] Yeah.

[14:09:51] It was called Pray or something?

[14:09:52] Yeah, something like that.

[14:09:53] I feel like it reinvigorated the franchise, like a lot.

[14:09:58] Mmm.

[14:09:59] I don't know what it is.

[14:10:01] You know what it is?

[14:10:02] In comparison, like, Alien is a lot more of a contained thing, right?

[14:10:07] Like, we learn more about human society than we do, like, the existence of the

[14:10:11] Xenomorphs.

[14:10:12] People have tried to make sense of the xenomorphs and their life cycle and whatever they are and makes no sense.

[14:10:19] Like the series is preposterous. They work as an allegory, right?

[14:10:24] Like, you weren't really intended to think that deeply about them because they're so allegorical.

[14:10:30] But the predators, that's way harder sci-fi, right?

[14:10:37] Way more implication going on.

[14:10:40] Well, you'd smash an alien?

[14:10:46] I mean, I know a lot of people like alien because they just look like walking penises.

[14:10:55] It's fine.

[14:10:56] Well, yeah, HR Geter designed them.

[14:10:59] Of course they look like walking penises.

[14:11:01] Somebody gave me an art book, somebody gifted me an art book of theirs and it was very interesting to look at.

[14:11:08] Lots of penises and vaginas.

[14:11:10] Yes, it's biomechanical.

[14:11:13] Very beautiful, very, very, eerie.

[14:11:17] Evocative.

[14:11:18] Very interesting.

[14:11:19] I love these.

[14:11:20] I feel like one of the only Giger derivative works that really stood up to him was Scorn.

[14:11:29] I know I'm going to get flack for that, I know that's a hot take.

[14:11:32] I love Scorn.

[14:11:33] I've been wanting to play the game.

[14:11:35] Oh, Scorn?

[14:11:36] Scorn is like you either you either think it's like obnoxious and stupid or you love it

[14:11:42] There is no middle ground. I really want to play it because I've seen I've seen people play

[14:11:47] I've seen a few people. I don't like man

[14:11:50] I just really want to experience it for myself because it just looks out of this world

[14:11:55] This is the month for it ending

[14:11:59] This is the month for it

[14:12:01] And it got all the crazy stuff on the walls inside.

[14:12:04] I actually...

[14:12:05] I sat down with one of my friends. I sat down with Mike to play it.

[14:12:09] I sat down with him for six hours and played through the whole thing with him,

[14:12:12] helping him guide it, and then just sat down and chatted about it

[14:12:16] for like an hour and a half or two hours or something afterward,

[14:12:19] and it was like a beautiful experience.

[14:12:22] Wait, did I play Scorn? Was I that high? Did I play it? I didn't play it.

[14:12:31] This is crazy.

[14:12:33] How long did I play it for? I was probably really fucked up.

[14:12:36] Pfft.

[14:12:37] Oh!

[14:12:38] Yeah, what the fuck was I on?

[14:12:44] I looked at Scorn on Steam.

[14:12:48] I beat it? I did not beat the game stop.

[14:12:51] I would have remembered that.

[14:12:53] Well yeah, maybe check on your Steam and see how long you played it.

[14:12:57] Scorn.

[14:12:58] Scorn.

[14:12:59] I know I bought it, but I don't think I played it.

[14:13:05] But if I did it wasn't that long.

[14:13:08] Whoa.

[14:13:12] That's crazy.

[14:13:14] I've never played it.

[14:13:16] Oh.

[14:13:17] So maybe there was something similar.

[14:13:20] I never played it. There's not even like...

[14:13:22] There's not even like played for blah blah blah.

[14:13:26] Oh.

[14:13:28] The world?

[14:13:29] I can hear confusing it with the note.

[14:13:31] Yeah, maybe there's another game that looks similar to score and however it's like...

[14:13:35] Yeah, maybe.

[14:13:37] Oh wait there was another game that came out around the same time that was

[14:13:41] practically kind of like that. What was it called?

[14:13:45] Agony! Agony!

[14:13:52] Do you have agony played? Did you play Agony?

[14:13:56] I think I did play Agony. Maybe it's the

[14:14:01] shows on your stage. Wait maybe Connor played Skorne.

[14:14:04] I haven't but I haven't even played Agony yet.

[14:14:07] But I have Agony 2 because I was like, oh I want to play Agony 2.

[14:14:11] Oh.

[14:14:12] I remember, oh yeah, oh yeah, I remember why I didn't play Agony on streamers because I

[14:14:16] was like, my underage is going to be so many naked people and down I roll.

[14:14:19] I'm going to be back on the internet like, there's a lot of people in Agony.

[14:14:23] I didn't play Scorn, not me.

[14:14:30] Oh, maybe then, maybe you were like chilling.

[14:14:33] Oh yeah, I was going to play Scorn, but my PC was like shit.

[14:14:38] Oh.

[14:14:39] It was really bad.

[14:14:43] That's Alexia.

[14:14:45] Well, it's not a normal game. It's closer to a walking simulator.

[14:14:53] It is weird.

[14:14:56] Is it like scary walking simulator? Like you're gonna shoot your pants?

[14:15:00] Oh, very. Like the game's vibes are immaculate.

[14:15:04] Is it like you're getting chased or is it just a walking simulator?

[14:15:08] There are enemies. You fight things.

[14:15:11] The game is very stingy.

[14:15:14] It's also very vagina and penis-y.

[14:15:19] It is, yes.

[14:15:21] Okay, I don't think I have played another game where I have just looked at any moment at any angle down a hallway

[14:15:31] and been like, this is beautiful.

[14:15:33] Every single angle of every single place that you can possibly stand is gorgeous.

[14:15:39] Gorgeous it's like an art gallery. You just want to stop all the time and take in the scenery

[14:15:51] Yeah, it is immaculately crafted. Isn't there a milking scene? I mean if there is

[14:15:58] Oh, yes. Oh, yes

[14:16:01] No, yeah, right

[14:16:03] Yeah, basically you're on a quest to get your dick sucked

[14:16:09] Right at the end.

[14:16:11] In agony?

[14:16:13] No, in scorn.

[14:16:15] In scorn, yes.

[14:16:17] In scorn!

[14:16:19] Well, now I gotta play.

[14:16:21] Yeah, now I gotta buy this game and download it. What the hell?

[14:16:25] You will know when it happens.

[14:16:27] I'll know?

[14:16:29] Damn, it must be that good.

[14:16:31] What?

[14:16:33] That's crazy.

[14:16:35] Kind of unironically.

[14:16:37] Ironically except action except actually you get your dick sucked at the end

[14:16:53] It is a very divisive game

[14:17:08] I'm gonna get my dick sucked!

[14:17:09] Holy shit!

[14:17:11] Oh boy, I'm so exciting!

[14:17:13] Ha ha ha!

[14:17:14] Ha ha ha ha ha!

[14:17:16] O.K. God...

[14:17:23] That's crazy...

[14:17:31] Jesus Christ...

[14:17:32] Wait, fuckin' what? What is the PSI?

[14:17:34] The PSI is crazy!

[14:17:37] The pressure to rip it off!

[14:17:39] Is it still attached by the end of it?

[14:17:42] You said it was...

[14:17:43] It's gone.

[14:17:44] Delta P. Good ending.

[14:17:46] Oh my god. What the fuck?

[14:17:57] They do have mostly positive reviews, though.

[14:18:00] Yeah, it's like 77%.

[14:18:03] It's not for everyone.

[14:18:04] Holy shit, there's a person who's essaying in the reviews.

[14:18:10] Was it that good? They made a thesis on it?

[14:18:15] on it. One of the big problems is like the marketing made it look more resident evil than

[14:18:21] it was by far. There is not a single bit of dialogue. Everything is implied. The world

[14:18:30] is very cohesive. That is one weird thing about it is like the world makes sense. If

[14:18:37] you pay attention. Is there a secret ending in scorn? Are there multiple endings? No,

[14:18:45] just one okay it's not a shooter but it has guns oh god that's very strange why

[14:19:00] what are the guns well you know you know that bit you know that bit where

[14:19:08] Peter Griffin says he doesn't like the godfather because it insists upon itself

[14:19:14] That's kind of what Scorn is.

[14:19:16] Oh.

[14:19:18] Aww.

[14:19:20] I fucking hate Family Guy.

[14:19:22] I don't hate Family Guy, but it's like, ugh, it's just not.

[14:19:26] I'm more of an American dad girl.

[14:19:30] Mmm.

[14:19:32] I never really liked those of them.

[14:19:34] I like American dads, it's bad more.

[14:19:36] I like Simpsons.

[14:19:40] You'll like Scorn if you like artsy games.

[14:19:42] It's a very artsy fartsy game.

[14:19:44] I like artsy stuff.

[14:19:46] You gotta be willing to buy in.

[14:19:48] You gotta be ready to buy into it.

[14:19:50] I'm always willing to buy in.

[14:19:52] These trailer, these trailer videos.

[14:19:55] Oh my god, these mo- these monsters.

[14:19:58] They got really good though.

[14:20:01] What the...

[14:20:02] That's a valid game imagery.

[14:20:07] I only hesitate recommending Scoring because it is a pretty, what, it's a pretty methodically

[14:20:15] paced game too.

[14:20:17] What am I looking at?

[14:20:22] Scoring.

[14:20:23] Oh, I like also checking like other, other games made by the publisher too or developers.

[14:20:36] Oh, what else did they make?

[14:20:41] It's hard to recommend to a general audience, is the point I'm making.

[14:20:45] It's like it's...

[14:20:46] I don't know how much of a crowd pleaser it is.

[14:20:49] Oh!

[14:20:50] I wanted to play Shifu as well.

[14:20:53] Oh yeah!

[14:20:54] Isn't that like the game made by one dude?

[14:20:57] I don't remember, but I think it's like a martial arts game and I think in the

[14:21:03] time you die you age or something.

[14:21:05] I forgot something like that, but I don't remember something.

[14:21:11] It was, I don't know.

[14:21:14] Yeah, you start off as like really, really young and then if you get beat up or...

[14:21:22] Yeah, see who...

[14:21:24] Oh, you get less health, that's harder.

[14:21:28] That's pretty.

[14:21:29] Also like less candy, kinda.

[14:21:31] Oh, I see.

[14:21:32] It's very, very pretty.

[14:21:34] Oh, each time you age, you get more skills, but less health each time.

[14:21:38] Uncle, I've never heard of this damn game! What the heck?

[14:21:40] Oh, I know it was it's very very very good game though

[14:21:46] I've never played it, but like I've seen other people play it

[14:21:48] I think I remember Giga was playing on stream at some point, and I really wanted to play it and I was like oh my god

[14:21:54] I never had the time

[14:21:57] That's pretty cool. It's martial arts. So

[14:22:02] Super cool

[14:22:04] It was on epic

[14:22:12] Currently you can model it with a VR chat model. What?

[14:22:15] What?

[14:22:16] What?

[14:22:17] That's crazy.

[14:22:18] Yeah, it's a good game.

[14:22:29] Oh, cool.

[14:22:30] It's super sick.

[14:22:36] Yeah, I was kind of confused.

[14:22:38] I'll look it back when I-

[14:22:39] Okay.

[14:22:40] Here we go.

[14:22:41] Humblebuck.

[14:22:47] Goodbye forever.

[14:22:48] I have a friend who every time someone leaves the Discord call he just goes, goodbye forever.

[14:23:04] Oh, really?

[14:23:05] That's just his accent too.

[14:23:07] Oh

[14:23:09] Dime Dime son

[14:23:37] I've been loving Nine Souls too.

[14:23:40] Yeah, you said you mentioned that.

[14:23:43] Yeah, I just mentioned that.

[14:23:45] About Nine Serves.

[14:23:47] Nine Serves.

[14:23:49] The games I'm playing that through got a Frostpunk 2.

[14:23:54] Oh, I still have it to play Hollow Knight and Ori and the Blind Forest.

[14:23:59] I need to finish Signalis.

[14:24:01] Oh, Signalis.

[14:24:03] Oh, and Gris also.

[14:24:06] gris is pretty cool problem is like I go to play a game and I'm like I want to

[14:24:12] play cobalt core because it's comfy now you must preach it up in the other games

[14:24:22] other games yeah I have a cabal of my viewers who are trying to get me to

[14:24:31] play ace combat there's so many games out there such little time yeah right oh

[14:24:45] my god and with each day there are more games coming out I like there's a

[14:24:53] chatter who just said airplane games are mid just any game where you fly an

[14:24:59] airplane is mid. Such a bold statement. You fly a plane at any point. It's such a unique

[14:25:12] opinion. What the hell? I like the helicopter in GTA though. Helicopter, helicopter. Wait,

[14:25:26] I like the space games.

[14:25:29] Oh, Corekeeper is really cute.

[14:25:31] I love Corekeeper.

[14:25:34] I want to, when I'm at my nice big computer, I want to try playing Elite Dangerous and VR.

[14:25:42] What's Elite Dangerous?

[14:25:44] You play a spaceship.

[14:25:47] Take you fly a spaceship and you can do it in VR if you want.

[14:25:51] Oh, wow.

[14:25:56] Elite Dangerous.

[14:25:58] Oh, it looks really cool.

[14:26:01] This game.

[14:26:02] Hmm.

[14:26:04] Getting me like armored core throwbacks.

[14:26:09] Do you play armored core?

[14:26:11] Chad, did you also play armored core?

[14:26:13] I played armor core six.

[14:26:15] Again, it was really, like, really good.

[14:26:17] I didn't finish it, but it's really good.

[14:26:20] Yeah, base.

[14:26:21] I think a lot of people said that the I forgot if it was either the first

[14:26:24] chapter boss was the filter.

[14:26:28] Of people.

[14:26:29] Yeah, I forgot if it was either the tutorial or the first chapter boss

[14:26:37] It's very funny when they're like there are filter bosses, right? It's like you figure this out or you don't play at all

[14:26:44] Yeah, it was definitely hard for sure

[14:26:49] But I liked it. I don't mind games that are willing to you know put their nuts on the table feel like look

[14:26:56] challenge me yeah you beat this or you don't play right I like like games that

[14:27:04] are willing to put their cards on the table like that it wasn't the tutorial

[14:27:08] boss because I ended up speedrunning the first phase of it which is like half

[14:27:13] itself and then afterwards it was kind of a little bit like that was a little

[14:27:21] easier after. I glitched. Okay, so here's I did like speedrun of the first half of its health

[14:27:31] until I get to like the cutscene because I would fly to a certain point and then just

[14:27:36] land on top of the helicopter and then just shoot it and then like no one has ever

[14:27:43] like no one in my chat had ever seen that before they're like what the fuck I don't know

[14:27:47] I don't know if it was a glitch or...

[14:27:49] Cause I can do it with the drivers.

[14:27:51] Yeah.

[14:27:53] What the heck?

[14:27:57] Yeah.

[14:27:59] But the first boss is really cool.

[14:28:01] I like that you can build whatever the fuck you wanted.

[14:28:05] Mmm. Yeah, I like games that give you that freedom, right?

[14:28:10] It's like, is this optimal? I don't know.

[14:28:12] Is it working? Yeah.

[14:28:14] Yeah, sorry.

[14:28:16] You're good.

[14:28:18] You're streetin', you do your thing.

[14:28:20] Yeah!

[14:28:29] Yahoo!

[14:28:30] Oh my god, the talk about aliens earlier made me want to play Leave of Company.

[14:28:35] Oh my god, dang!

[14:28:37] That game holds up!

[14:28:39] It does! It's so crazy!

[14:28:41] So good!

[14:28:43] I like Looting Games in general, so honestly, if there's any games that have Looting involved, count me in.

[14:28:49] However, I don't like it when they make me encumbered.

[14:28:54] Encompered is like when you carry too much and then you become too slow

[14:28:58] and you can't move that well because you're just full of full of stuff.

[14:29:04] I'm I'm so sad.

[14:29:06] The Loody game that I was excited to play.

[14:29:08] I have to wait until I move because my steam powered computer can't handle it.

[14:29:14] Yeah, yeah.

[14:29:16] So sad.

[14:29:17] God in power world I remember playing power world and then you can make like guilds or

[14:29:25] something in power world right and I just made a guild called encumbered because they're

[14:29:30] always constantly encumbered all the fucking time yeah in power world yeah so how I I could

[14:29:44] carry a lot a lot more because it's like do you remember the one that's called

[14:29:47] Kativa it's like a pink cat it gives you like movement speed and it also gives you

[14:29:53] like plus 200 carrying weight or something so I had like multiple of those on my

[14:29:59] team and going around the map just to be able to fucking loot everything that I

[14:30:04] wanted yeah I don't like carry weight in games I'm so sad about it because I'm

[14:30:10] I'm just like damn I can't be completely Luke Goblin anymore.

[14:30:14] Oh my Luke Goblin too I get it, don't worry.

[14:30:19] Yeah and then in Minecraft I'm so happy that there's like that terminal thing.

[14:30:24] Oh yeah yeah that really helped me save my butt.

[14:30:29] That saved my life, saved my life so many times.

[14:30:33] We'll see you in another rack.

[14:30:35] I'll get rid of that shit, don't worry.

[14:30:40] You can offer it to the people for the Halloween building contest.

[14:30:45] Hey, anyone want any free, the rack free of favors?

[14:30:49] Please just take it.

[14:30:50] Take my shit now!

[14:30:52] Take my shit now!

[14:30:54] Make scorn, but in Minecraft.

[14:30:59] Oh god.

[14:31:01] Okay guys, thanks for having me.

[14:31:03] I'm going to talk to Chad a little bit.

[14:31:05] Yeah, of course.

[14:31:07] Goodbye mouse and goodbye chat. You all are good.

[14:31:11] Bye bye, bye bye.

[14:31:16] Chat. Hello chat. It is I.

[14:31:19] Chat. We must chat about something.

[14:31:23] So I wanted to do...

[14:31:27] We had an Ask Me Anything submission and we had

[14:31:31] TikTok submissions and we had

[14:31:35] We had room review submissions, and we had tierless submissions, but we didn't get enough.

[14:31:42] We didn't get enough submissions, so we're going to have to reopen them because not

[14:31:48] people didn't really submit anything.

[14:31:50] So we can't do those goals yet, and I wanted to do them, but we can't do them because

[14:31:55] it's not enough.

[14:31:56] So we're going to have to wait, and I have to reopen all submissions, and I'll

[14:32:03] I'll probably post them on Twitter.

[14:32:08] Yeah, we did not get enough for any of those things.

[14:32:17] Also, tier list, I don't know how many won.

[14:32:28] I really got not getting enough.

[14:32:30] I don't know, people didn't submit anything.

[14:32:39] I didn't do that yet.

[14:33:08] Yeah, even the tier list was pretty low.

[14:33:14] Nobody submitted anything.

[14:33:32] Oh, were we even supposed to find

[14:33:34] if you didn't post about it?

[14:33:34] It was spanned in chat, like you can literally see it.

[14:33:38] in chat and in Discord.

[14:33:41] So,

[14:33:44] it was literally spam and chat for days.

[14:33:55] Hey, don't worry.

[14:33:57] Don't worry, we will reopen them,

[14:34:02] and I will post them all on Twitter.

[14:34:08] I'll post them all on Twitter, so it's okay.

[14:34:11] But it just means that we can't do those things later,

[14:34:14] until later.

[14:34:26] Do them another day.

[14:34:28] But Twitter people, but,

[14:34:30] No one read the chat!

[14:34:34] There's a chat!

[14:34:40] Hey, we'll reopen them and we'll do them another day.

[14:35:07] Yeah, to be fair, chat's been insane.

[14:35:09] But that's okay.

[14:35:11] That means we just have one time to get there.

[14:35:13] Have those of us who did submit things,

[14:35:14] should we submit again?

[14:35:15] No.

[14:35:16] If we do with it as we write our first submission,

[14:35:18] there will not.

[14:35:19] There's a note that give us two.

[14:35:20] It will not, it'll give you two.

[14:35:24] Don't worry, you don't have to submit again,

[14:35:26] but if you want to, you can.

[14:35:41] If you want to, you can.

[14:35:42] But that means it's gonna take some time

[14:35:45] for us to get all this done, because I usually

[14:35:49] want to give people enough time to submit stuff.

[14:35:53] So I probably do like, I'll probably leave the submission

[14:36:00] open for like 24 hours for each one of them.

[14:36:03] So just start thinking about what you want to submit.

[14:36:47] We'll repost everything tomorrow,

[14:36:49] between tomorrow and the next day.

[14:36:52] Keep it open for 24 hours, I think.

[14:36:59] Yeah, well, we're doing room reviews with Booby, so we need enough for the time he gets here.

[14:37:05] Which, by the way, let me ask him when he can come.

[14:37:08] Room review with me.

[14:37:37] We did get, we did, we did, we did get a lot of chat presentations, which we'll be going over tomorrow.

[14:37:44] Tomorrow we'll be going over the chat presentations.

[14:37:47] Um, I'm reading some of the titles of some of them.

[14:37:52] There's a... there's a particularly interesting one that's like, what is it about?

[14:38:30] Yeah, the presentations are not reopening, sorry.

[14:38:42] The presentations are not reopening, but there's a lot of them.

[14:39:00] There's actually, uh, 41 presentations that we have to get through.

[14:39:06] And then for the scuff, for the scuff model, we got 14 submissions for scuff model.

[14:39:47] You have 240k goals?

[14:40:09] The brickey video? Uh, no.

[14:40:11] What the heck?

[14:41:21] Let's go over the scuffed models

[14:41:23] and just vote on the one that I like.

[14:41:25] Well wait, no. Hold on.

[14:41:30] We'll do that another time.

[14:41:50] I can't show that pumpkin.

[14:41:52] Anything planned for tonight? Well I was going to go,

[14:41:54] I wanted to go through

[14:41:56] Ask me anything questions

[14:41:58] and I wanted to go through

[14:42:00] um

[14:42:04] I wanted to go through Ask me anything questions

[14:42:06] and a few other things but we didn't get enough submissions so we have to re-open the submissions

[14:42:14] and we can't do them today.

[14:42:16] Do them today.

[14:42:22] Yeah, QT is being rescheduled until after Sabaton is over, because when I have a human guest,

[14:42:40] my set is a bit more difficult to set up than a Vtuber guest so we'll get it all ready

[14:42:50] and all set up after Sub-A-Thon is over.

[14:42:53] Now, we're doing presentations tomorrow.

[14:43:07] Just make sure you're a VTuber.

[14:43:08] I wanna make her a VTuber!

[14:43:10] I do wanna make her a VTuber,

[14:43:11] but I can't make her a VTuber in a day.

[14:43:15] That's not how that works.

[14:43:19] So, I would love to make her a VTuber.

[14:43:23] Is she a VTuber for now?

[14:43:35] Uh, no.

[14:43:38] She's gonna be herself,

[14:43:45] and then one day I will make her a VTuber.

[14:43:48] She was very into, she already had her Vtuber persona proud and everything.

[14:44:01] She wants to be a lion, a lioness. She wants to be a lion Vtuber.

[14:44:07] She wanted to have a vibe like Scar.

[14:44:11] So like an emo lion, like an emo lion.

[14:44:20] A lot, like I think she'd look amazing.

[14:45:00] Okay, uh, okay, we're getting the forms ready again.

[14:45:24] I will tweet out the forms one by one so that it's not overwhelming.

[14:45:30] on the Twitter's.

[14:45:36] So it's not overwhelming on the Twitter's.

[14:45:38] I will tweet it out one by one.

[14:45:40] Time to watch some of my old fucking videos!

[14:45:58] So I can cringe on myself.

[14:46:00] I'm gonna fucking die.

[14:46:11] Have they been curated?

[14:46:27] No, I'm just gonna click on random old videos of myself.

[14:46:30] And cry.

[14:46:35] Hmm, die.

[14:46:47] Iron mouse.

[14:46:51] Iron mouse?

[14:46:52] Iron mouse.

[14:46:57] Let's go to oldest?

[14:47:09] Oh jeez.

[14:47:10] Oh god.

[14:47:16] Uh, I'm thinking maybe tell this video. What the fuck, momma?

[14:47:29] Some of the thumbnails are missing, what the fuck?

[14:47:54] Oh god, I gotta look into this. Holy shit.

[14:47:58] The chocotons been taking over my life.

[14:48:16] POTATO!

[14:48:18] Uh, okay, we could do this one.

[14:48:36] We'll do this one, we'll do, um...

[14:48:39] Mm-hmm.

[14:48:40] Which one's this one? What the fuck is this?

[14:48:58] Uh, we could do...

[14:49:07] This one!

[14:49:31] Do this one.

[14:49:33] Prepare for cre- oh my god, I wanna fucking die.

[14:49:46] Maybe this one?

[14:50:10] You'll be fine- no I'm not!

[14:50:17] Guys, I'm not gonna be fine.

[14:50:19] We should watch this one!

[14:51:18] We should watch this one.

[14:51:20] We should watch this one, hold on.

[14:51:24] Kennedy, begin.

[14:51:40] I don't know.

[14:51:49] Benz began to have original thoughts.

[14:51:51] Oh my god, my mic was so bad!

[14:51:53] Benz!

[14:51:57] Once a demon queen who lived deep within the underworld.

[14:52:01] Or what you humans might call...

[14:52:03] HOLY SHIT I WAS FUCKING HIGH AS SHIT!

[14:52:15] She decided that she couldn't stand being secluded in her castle.

[14:52:26] And she couldn't stand attending to her dudas anymore.

[14:52:29] She felt... dead.

[14:52:32] She just wanted to live a normal life.

[14:52:35] An experience what life had to offer.

[14:52:39] She wanted to know what it was like to be human.

[14:52:42] I remember fruit drew almost for me.

[14:52:44] She grew to explore the world in secret.

[14:52:46] And she grew to love and obsess over new things.

[14:52:49] Her favorite things became the internet.

[14:52:51] HeenHutD's book!

[14:52:52] It was extremely delighted over.

[14:52:54] She loved music and anime and games.

[14:52:57] Things!

[14:52:59] She felt the lowest budget they do ever.

[14:54:01] All this made and to make it look like...

[14:54:04] I was like, oh my god.

[14:54:06] Look at my old logo!

[14:54:10] Like, old logo, and that creature there, that creature with the smiley face, that was like,

[14:54:16] Booby's like, first stage.

[14:54:18] That was like, proto-booby, like, his first appearance.

[14:54:23] Was that creature thing there?

[14:54:27] It was just gonna be like, a scary ball of like, demonic energy with like, teeth.

[14:54:33] His first form.

[14:55:19] From back then, it has changed.

[14:55:28] I'm 4'10".

[14:55:30] Is that a problem?

[14:55:31] I looked into Gunn when we showed him for Starryad and I was telling him about how I was gonna do my debut.

[14:55:52] He was like, it'll be funny if like, you're, you wait as much as a planet.

[14:55:57] And I'm like, oh my god, that'll be hilarious.

[14:55:59] So I, I, I kind of like played with the idea of saying that I wait as much as the planet Earth.

[14:58:04] She said that to me.

[14:58:05] Happy for my change.

[14:58:54] Oh my god.

[14:58:55] Wouldn't it be sure to announce it dropped?

[14:58:57] I literally cried.

[14:58:59] Happy Cheers.

[14:59:00] The girls are crying.

[14:59:19] Are you a part of something so special?

[15:00:19] I've done little bit.

[15:00:30] My YouTube channel and I wanna die.

[15:01:46] I don't think we've seen that model this sub-a-thon maybe for just a few seconds for old time's sake since we're watching this-

[15:01:51] Have you ever been a seed again?

[15:01:52] I have a special guest appearing on the stream.

[15:02:01] Should I call her?

[15:02:02] Should I just call her and not say hello?

[15:02:04] Should I call her and be like,

[15:02:06] Hey baby, how's it going?

[15:02:08] Playing drugs but with night.

[15:03:05] Oh my god, oh my god, look at the light, look at the light because my fucking computer is still-

[15:03:38] What do you want?

[15:03:38] Stay strong!

[15:03:39] I'm gonna try and take off my hat.

[15:03:44] How does this feel like it was both yesterday and forever ago?

[15:03:47] Thank God you got your channel back because we would have lost these precious memories.

[15:03:50] Let's chill!

[15:03:51] No, no, no, no! The fuck you are! Just mind your own business!

[15:03:53] Potato!

[15:03:54] Oh my God, the framerate is so bad.

[15:04:36] He wants to grab our cocks.

[15:07:30] Some services. Oral putting together a youth tech.

[15:08:16] He's talking to this woman.

[15:08:19] Hey, nice ass.

[15:08:21] What a sweet ass you got.

[15:08:24] Oh, I had to like distract that guy.

[15:09:21] Fuck, I should have asked for record players out of this stupid shit.

[15:09:51] The female TTS you used before, Booby, was so normal to me that I thought of it as the

[15:09:55] one and only Iron Mouse T.S. voice.

[15:09:57] Jesus Christ, why did I have the alert so big?

[15:10:48] They're so- I had so much shit on the screen, what the fuck?

[15:11:03] Take that shit off.

[15:11:05] Jesus.

[15:11:06] Was able to stick

[15:11:17] Seven breadsticks into my mouth the star spangled banner

[15:11:27] Very patriotic very very amazing everybody was like oh my god. You're good at guzzling those breadsticks

[15:11:34] The book about how to show shit off your butt. I would like an extra shit

[15:11:59] I wish I could stick seven breadsticks in my fucking mouth like the show that's exactly what happens on the show

[15:13:17] Prison break. Which one's this one? Hey, what the fuck is this?

[15:13:26] I think this was kind of boring.

[15:13:51] We should watch the box one. Where is it?

[15:13:56] Where is the box one?

[15:14:01] Wait, I don't even think I have that stream on my channel.

[15:14:03] I'll say it again.

[15:14:15] Zooted Moussey making up new lyrics to Christmas songs is my favorite tradition.

[15:14:41] Chat, what was the first collab I did with Connor?

[15:14:43] Do you know?

[15:14:45] I don't know.

[15:14:47] I don't know.

[15:14:49] I don't know.

[15:14:51] I don't know.

[15:14:55] I don't know.

[15:14:57] I don't know.

[15:14:59] Do you know?

[15:15:01] Must thankgiving I gave you my turkey leg.

[15:15:10] Was it keep talking or everyone exposed or was it...

[15:15:18] Phasmophobia? Because...

[15:15:20] Phasmophobia...

[15:15:24] What the fuck do I have this out of order? What the fuck?

[15:15:27] I think I've...

[15:16:50] Oh my god I found it.

[15:16:58] I'm so excited today we're playing a game.

[15:17:29] With a special person.

[15:17:31] We'll be playing a game with Connor.

[15:17:33] Surely you can't have broken two cars.

[15:17:35] two cars

[15:17:37] two cars and one sitting

[15:17:39] I fucked two cars

[15:17:41] I fucked one car

[15:17:52] and I fucked Judy's car

[15:17:54] okay I forgot

[15:18:03] oh if I remember I'll say what I had to say but I forgot

[15:18:05] oh my god

[15:18:08] I was so nervous

[15:18:10] fucking balls

[15:18:32] I was beyond nervous

[15:18:34] what's I am now saying

[15:18:36] okay I'm gonna do it one two three

[15:18:38] I don't know what she wants to recall but I guess she can just call me

[15:18:40] It's a fucking bridge! What the fuck?

[15:18:42] I'm not saying.

[15:18:59] Okay, I'm gonna do it. One, two, three!

[15:19:01] I don't know what she wants to recall, but I guess she can just call me.

[15:19:03] I messaged her so she didn't... Oh, okay, she recalled now.

[15:19:05] That's fucking... Axon is insane!

[15:19:08] Almost four years ago, by the way.

[15:19:15] That's what... Actually, what... Was this four years ago?

[15:19:17] Holy shit, yes!

[15:19:19] Almost four years ago. Almost four years ago.

[15:19:22] Alright, guys.

[15:19:23] Axon is insane!

[15:19:24] I'm not saying.

[15:19:25] Okay, I'm gonna do it. One, two, three!

[15:19:27] I don't know what she wants to recall, but I guess she can just call me.

[15:19:29] call me I messaged her so she didn't I will go she were calling now all right

[15:19:32] guys don't say anything weird guys how you doing

[15:19:58] how you stream going um do you want to be the diffuser or uh sorry the the guy

[15:20:07] reading the manual or the guy diffusing I want to be the man

[15:20:12] the man yes the menu you're gonna tell me

[15:20:25] tell me I'm after you gonna tell me you think people like to like bite on

[15:20:28] boo that was if I ask them something outrageous

[15:20:59] We'll laugh about it, this will be gone!

[15:21:03] Leave this motherfucker speechless!

[15:21:16] I get some questions in my brain all the time.

[15:21:29] I think some people do, sure.

[15:21:32] Is it an activity that you think a lot of people participate in?

[15:21:36] Anyone!

[15:21:37] No, I'm not a lot of people.

[15:21:39] And it worked and it made a music lab that he does.

[15:21:50] It's a good amount of people who maybe, you know, enjoy that.

[15:21:53] You know what, personally, I'm not a dog, so I'm okay not me biting.

[15:21:57] I'm not gonna lie that's insane that is fucking crazy that I said that upon our first fucking collab

[15:22:31] Holy shit, what the fuck just said to somebody that I didn't even fuck

[15:22:43] So, here's what we're gonna do. Do you want to be the manual or the bomb diffuser? Choose

[15:22:58] I would like to diffuse the bomb because first first because anime!

[15:23:02] Holy fuck!

[15:23:04] I am not confident in my reading ability

[15:23:06] Alright, okay, yeah, that's good then I can kind of like you know we can we can warm up that way

[15:23:10] My chat says there's two monkey brains now instead of one.

[15:23:12] What?

[15:23:13] It's true.

[15:23:14] I like your intelligence.

[15:23:15] Everyone's intelligent in their own way, right?

[15:23:21] That's like your mom!

[15:23:30] That's like your mom or dad coming up and be like you know what, you're special.

[15:23:33] Because in their own way, that's like participation award is.

[15:23:45] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't say that.

[15:23:49] I was p'd for like chonky.

[15:23:50] Oh my god.

[15:23:51] Everyone, I'm just letting you know today's the last day Conor will ever consider

[15:24:02] me a f***ing mousey.

[15:24:03] You were so wrong.

[15:24:04] The last game Connor will ever consider me a f***er!

[15:24:10] Don't be silly, Matt. This will be fine.

[15:24:15] It's all... We're gonna defuse bombs and great friendship today.

[15:24:19] Wait, I get it now. I know what to do. Okay, so, when you...

[15:24:23] If you start it... Okay, I'll start it now. I'll be like...

[15:24:27] Okay, we can just try it. F*** it, let's just try it. Let's just do it. Let's just do it.

[15:24:29] Oh my god!

[15:24:31] I'm gonna have to walk you through how you defuse this bomb.

[15:24:36] I hear beeping.

[15:24:37] All right, what have you got? What? Describe the box to me.

[15:24:41] It's like, it looks like a suitcase kind of, and there are little buttons.

[15:24:46] Is that a suitcase? Okay, well there should be like multiple squares on the wall.

[15:24:50] It's like a suitcase! No shit, bitch! Of course it's a suitcase!

[15:24:54] There's two weird color squares, and then there's another square, where there's three wires.

[15:24:59] One wire is white, one wire is yellow, and one wire is red.

[15:25:02] Okay, okay, let's start with the wires. Okay, so, how many wires are those? Three?

[15:25:06] Three!

[15:25:07] Alright, so, is there any red wires?

[15:25:10] Yes, there is one red wire like a wing.

[15:25:13] Uh, where is the red wire?

[15:25:15] What?!

[15:25:15] It's the last wire.

[15:25:17] What?!

[15:25:18] Uh, if the last wire is, uh, okay.

[15:25:20] Yeah, what's the problem?

[15:25:22] Otherwise, if there is more than... Wait, what?

[15:25:24] Uh, if there are no red wires, cut the second wire.

[15:25:27] There is a red wire.

[15:25:28] Otherwise, if the last wire is white, is the last wire white?

[15:25:30] The first wire is white.

[15:25:33] So the last one's not, okay.

[15:25:34] So there's... Otherwise, if there is more...

[15:25:36] Oh, okay, we're gonna die, babe.

[15:25:38] There is...

[15:25:40] Uh, okay.

[15:25:41] Cut the last wire? Cut the last wire.

[15:25:45] The last one? Oh, the red one?

[15:25:47] The bottom of the bottom.

[15:25:49] Cut it.

[15:25:50] Did it- did it work?

[15:25:52] There's a green- a green button.

[15:25:54] Hey, we did it!

[15:25:55] What else do you have? What- like, is it a button? Like, describe what it is to me.

[15:25:58] There's an abort button on the left, and then there's four buttons on the bottom, and they have, like, weird symbols on them.

[15:26:06] Oh, god. Okay, well, let's start with the abort button.

[15:26:09] Um...

[15:26:10] Oh, shit.

[15:26:12] Uh...

[15:26:13] What?

[15:26:14] What color is it?

[15:26:15] It's white.

[15:26:16] Jay...

[15:26:18] Jay, move the battery.

[15:26:20] Is there a battery on the box?

[15:26:22] Like...

[15:26:23] What the...

[15:26:24] Oh my God.

[15:26:25] You know what I was looking at?

[15:26:26] My little...

[15:26:27] My little discord...

[15:26:28] Fuggy thing?

[15:26:29] Look at it.

[15:26:30] If you could talk to the mousey today,

[15:26:31] do you think she'd explode knowing you're the most subscribed person on Twitch?

[15:26:36] She wouldn't believe it at all.

[15:26:38] And she would probably be like,

[15:26:40] you fucking liar.

[15:26:42] Mousie back then had no confidence at all no confidence

[15:26:45] I mean I still don't have much confidence, but she had even less confidence in herself and even less of

[15:26:52] She just thought that she was shit all the time

[15:26:56] She would not believe it look at the school look at the foodie art by the way

[15:27:05] Okay, you see how it lights up like that

[15:27:08] That's literally my

[15:27:10] Microphone picking up my oxygen machine like every single time

[15:27:12] That's crazy.

[15:27:17] Hold the suitcase around.

[15:27:19] That's me breathing!

[15:27:21] Like what does it look like?

[15:27:23] Is it a little like candy?

[15:27:25] Like a normal battery on the box somewhere.

[15:27:27] Oh! Uh...

[15:27:29] I remember when we were planning to stream.

[15:27:35] We were like, oh yeah we could play this game.

[15:27:37] And I'm like, yeah I have like three hours

[15:27:39] because before I get like really sick

[15:27:41] and I can't stream anymore.

[15:27:43] Okay that's fine then.

[15:27:45] The button, what color was it again?

[15:27:47] It was white like semen.

[15:27:51] The buttons white like semen?

[15:27:53] I'm drawn on it.

[15:27:55] Yes.

[15:27:57] Okay, the button is white. There's a little indicator with the label.

[15:28:00] Is there a- what the fuck?

[15:28:01] Oh, the- is there an index like a label next to it?

[15:28:04] Yes, there's a label of the serial number.

[15:28:06] DA3D4.

[15:28:08] I think that's the wrong one. Okay.

[15:28:10] Uh...

[15:28:12] Right next to the button, like the abort button on the same square,

[15:28:15] That should be like a label next to it, right?

[15:28:17] Oh no, there's no label next to it.

[15:28:19] That was interesting.

[15:28:21] There are more than two batteries in the bomb.

[15:28:23] There's no batteries, right?

[15:28:25] No. Just the cool button.

[15:28:27] Oh my gosh.

[15:28:29] So there's a strip next to it, right?

[15:28:31] So hold the button.

[15:28:33] Hold the white button.

[15:28:35] Yeah, hold it.

[15:28:37] Hold it.

[15:28:39] Did you hold it?

[15:28:40] Yeah, it's a blue little light is flashing now.

[15:28:43] Alright, so the release when the counter gets to four in any position.

[15:28:46] So release the button when, yeah, when any, like, there's a four under the timer.

[15:28:51] Oh yeah, okay, and then there's a bunch of, like, symbols, right?

[15:29:01] Like a bunch of weird-looking symbols.

[15:29:03] Yes!

[15:29:04] Um, okay, so, uh...

[15:29:06] You're a way more hinted.

[15:29:08] I was a small Vtuber and I was not confident in myself and I just thought, you know

[15:29:14] what, haha penis joke funny.

[15:29:16] Ha ha penis joke funny ha ha make people gasp

[15:29:26] You have left by the way I have a minute in force

[15:29:34] Let's describe all the symbols to me one looks like a different time

[15:29:38] Another one looks like a whatever the book that the backwards E is anything else to it or just literally the backwards two dots at the top

[15:29:45] Okay, I see that one. All right, so you got that one. What else we have the other one looks like

[15:29:49] It's like a line with two lines through it.

[15:29:53] How many years did I have this?

[15:29:54] I don't know.

[15:29:56] Does anybody remember?

[15:29:57] Because I don't remember.

[15:29:59] I don't know how many I had at this time.

[15:30:06] Yeah, maybe like 1k, 2k, I think?

[15:30:12] I think I was averaging around like 1 to 2k, I think?

[15:30:25] So when I did, there was this one moment

[15:30:28] when I played Doom.

[15:30:29] And I remember around the time that I played Doom.

[15:30:34] And around the time after Melody rated me, I started hitting like 800, and at the time I was like, 800 people? What the fuck?

[15:30:44] Holy shit! I remember I cried that day when I hit 800 for the first time.

[15:30:57] I cried!

[15:31:00] I was at a slant as well, like a 20 degree angle.

[15:31:04] I was like, holy shit, 800 people? That's insane!

[15:31:16] The craziest moment of my life.

[15:31:18] Omega symbol.

[15:31:20] Is that omega? I don't know.

[15:31:22] It looks like a Greek letter.

[15:31:24] Okay, there's a lot of that.

[15:31:26] Which Greek letter?

[15:31:28] Yeah, nobody gave me a big chance.

[15:31:30] Nobody gave me a big chance.

[15:31:32] I love romantic.

[15:31:34] I'll always remember.

[15:31:36] Let's do it again. Let's do it again.

[15:31:49] I believe we can get it.

[15:31:51] I don't know. Oh shit, I started it.

[15:31:53] It's hard man.

[15:31:55] It's hard to break through sometimes.

[15:31:57] It's not sometimes, it is hard, it's a hard thing, it's a hard thing and it requires a lot of work but also a lot of moments and it's just, it's crazy man, it's crazy, a lot of luck but also a lot of hard work as well, you know?

[15:32:16] It's a combination of a lot of things.

[15:32:18] But it's like, when I first started, I wasn't even thinking about any of that stuff, because I just wanted to stream to talk to people and have friends and stuff, and then it wasn't until I started growing a little bit that I was like, man, maybe this retubing thing might be something, I don't know.

[15:32:39] Yeah, we got wires, we got wires.

[15:32:41] Okay, if the last wire is yellow, and there are just no red wires, cut the first wire. If there's no red ones, cut the first one.

[15:32:48] I cut it.

[15:32:49] Are we good? Yeah, we're good.

[15:32:51] Okay, what's next? What we got?

[15:32:53] And now it's like my passion.

[15:32:55] There's a hold button? It's right.

[15:32:57] My passion is my life. Okay.

[15:32:59] Press and immediately release the button.

[15:33:08] Hit the trident, and then hit the face with the pp in the mouth.

[15:33:12] And then hit the pp in the backwards p, and then the 3.

[15:33:21] We did it.

[15:33:22] We did it!

[15:33:24] I feel like I have woken up from a dream and I'm in front of a class and I'm naked.

[15:33:31] Why? Why do you feel that way?

[15:33:34] Because I am terrified and I'm like, no, don't look at my nipples, they're not shaped like hearts!

[15:33:39] What?

[15:33:41] Bro, I was like, I was like, I'm so nervous. What do I say? What do I say? I'm just going to open your labs!

[15:33:54] On the VTuber model? Well you can just like, like, play them?

[15:33:57] Per chance maybe I would.

[15:33:59] You should add like a thing where your Twitch chat can like make them baby.

[15:34:02] HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[15:34:04] There's somebody that does that already.

[15:34:06] You know what's funny?

[15:34:08] After he said that, when I got my new model,

[15:34:11] I got a toggle that made my boobs big.

[15:34:15] They're ticking. What's going on? What do you see?

[15:34:17] Oh my god it's starting on my back!

[15:34:19] I don't know what the fuck this looks like.

[15:34:21] It looks like a little screen, and it has two circles on it, and like, a rotating-

[15:34:27] But it never is there!

[15:34:28] And then it's like, where?

[15:34:29] It looks like- you know what it looks like when you play Battleship, and you're like,

[15:34:32] you suck my Battleship, bitch!

[15:34:34] And that's what it looks like.

[15:34:36] Amazing! It looks like- like a maze!

[15:34:38] But we have to make it so humble to the subjects.

[15:34:41] Can we get five gifted subs in check for her?

[15:34:43] Come on!

[15:34:45] Santa, thank you for the bitch.

[15:34:46] That is your triangle.

[15:34:48] Oh wait, where are the two circled things?

[15:34:52] Uh, one is at the top.

[15:34:54] Uh, one is at the top?

[15:34:56] Well, can you like, okay so, when we talk about the maze, can you say like, how many numbers are crossed and then up?

[15:35:04] Five or cross?

[15:35:06] Yeah.

[15:35:07] And uh...

[15:35:09] Zero down.

[15:35:10] I'm literally counting.

[15:35:11] We what?

[15:35:12] It's...

[15:35:14] Are you doing it from the top or the bottom side?

[15:35:16] I'm doing it from up corner, you know?

[15:35:18] Oh no, oh no.

[15:35:19] I'm learning one, two, three, four, five, six, up.

[15:35:27] Right, and then the second one, three across and one up.

[15:35:30] Oh no!

[15:35:31] Wait, wait, wait, that was the second one.

[15:35:32] The first one.

[15:35:33] The first one?

[15:35:34] I'm sorry.

[15:35:35] What is that noise?

[15:35:36] I'm sorry.

[15:35:41] I'm sorry.

[15:35:42] I'm sorry.

[15:35:43] I'm sorry.

[15:35:44] I'm sorry.

[15:35:45] I'm sorry.

[15:35:46] I'm sorry.

[15:35:47] I'm sorry.

[15:35:48] I'm sorry.

[15:35:49] I'm sorry.

[15:35:50] How do I do that? Wait, what?

[15:35:53] This would be like arrows, right?

[15:35:55] Oh, arrows, yes, yes, yes.

[15:35:57] So up one, and then left.

[15:35:59] Oh! Up one, and then...

[15:36:01] And then up two.

[15:36:02] Right of Spanish!

[15:36:04] Oh! Uh-oh.

[15:36:08] Alright, so you're in the bottom right, right?

[15:36:12] Where are you now? Has it changed completely?

[15:36:14] It's like, I'm a little white square all the way at the top.

[15:36:18] Okay. What is happening?

[15:36:23] I'm sorry!

[15:36:25] I'm navigating the white lights to the red triangle using the white lights.

[15:36:28] Oh, I'm navigating the white lights?

[15:36:30] Where's the-

[15:36:31] Oh.

[15:36:32] Where's the white-

[15:36:33] Oh boy.

[15:36:34] Wait, what?

[15:36:35] Okay.

[15:36:36] Wait, when you move something, what moves?

[15:36:37] The circle.

[15:36:38] The little white light moves.

[15:36:39] What?

[15:36:40] Hold on.

[15:36:41] I'm gonna cheat.

[15:36:42] I'm gonna see what I'm looking at here.

[15:36:43] I just don't know what they're doing.

[15:36:44] No!

[15:36:45] Don't do it!

[15:36:46] I don't understand.

[15:36:47] I didn't see where the thing is.

[15:36:48] How long have you got left?

[15:36:49] Where's your-

[15:36:50] It was nice knowing you.

[15:36:51] I really enjoyed-

[15:36:52] AHHHH!

[15:36:55] It's just a warm up.

[15:36:56] It doesn't count.

[15:36:57] Try it again!

[15:36:58] It's you know, we had a try, we had a try, Walmart.

[15:37:01] Did you try popping?

[15:37:08] Okay!

[15:37:09] Let's do it, let's do it.

[15:37:11] Try and teach me how to not explode us.

[15:37:14] Oh boy.

[15:37:18] That was something.

[15:37:20] That was something.

[15:37:23] That was something.

[15:37:30] That was something!

[15:37:40] Oh, I'm dying, thank you forever.

[15:37:51] Mashed?

[15:37:53] That was something adorable.

[15:37:57] Are you for the dish?

[15:37:59] Hello everyone!

[15:38:06] But there's a mother fucker that's...

[15:38:11] I'm dead!

[15:38:18] His name is Connie.

[15:38:20] I'm not punishing him today.

[15:38:26] I'm not getting punished today!

[15:38:28] No one!

[15:38:30] Not on my watch!

[15:38:32] Not on my fucking watch!

[15:38:34] Yeah!

[15:38:37] Hello, how are you doing?

[15:38:40] I'm a little tired.

[15:38:41] But I'm pretty good.

[15:38:42] You're tired?

[15:38:44] I just woke up a little bit, you know.

[15:38:46] Just woke up a little bit.

[15:38:47] Would you like to take a nap?

[15:38:49] No, I would like to play games with my favorite V Shuber iron mouse.

[15:38:55] Yeah.

[15:39:03] My other favorite V Shuber?

[15:39:05] Well, I club most of these. I think that's a fair assumption.

[15:39:09] Wow! Honored!

[15:39:11] I also need to say I need to make a comment.

[15:39:14] You look very wonderful dressed up as a maid.

[15:39:18] Really, you think so?

[15:39:19] Oh yeah, yes. You did that maid thing.

[15:39:21] Amazing. When are you going to dress up as a maid, huh?

[15:39:26] Yeah, I want iron mouse season 3 made

[15:39:32] Really, yeah, it's pretty coming isn't it I shouldn't have this spoiler

[15:39:40] I'm sorry, man

[15:39:42] All right, I'm ready to play mouse

[15:39:55] Yeah, these are some graphics hold on a me it's like they

[15:39:59] I uh, exported the Sims models, and then downgraded them.

[15:40:03] You know me?

[15:40:05] Oh my god.

[15:40:07] Oh my...

[15:40:08] What?

[15:40:09] Die, bitch!

[15:40:12] What's the hell do I wish you could have been a voice actor in this game?

[15:40:25] Listen to this.

[15:40:26] Go to hell!

[15:40:28] Go to hell!

[15:40:38] My name's Kari.

[15:40:40] Pick up the fucking drink, Kari.

[15:40:43] Yeah, yeah.

[15:40:44] Press after toggle the flash light are you bet I will I can't see a fucking thing. Oh god. Oh my god

[15:40:52] Oh, whoa, this feels so weird what?

[15:40:58] Stop sorry you just so I can't stand that for a second. I really fucking caught me off guard

[15:41:08] Why am I so small what the fuck why are you cowering over me? What the hell is this?

[15:41:15] You're like a fucking get away from me. What the fuck?

[15:41:18] I'm a fucking giant. I will leave you to die.

[15:41:22] Alright, where we going?

[15:41:23] Wait, I lost my solar accident. Fuck.

[15:41:25] Do we have to find the keys, I guess?

[15:41:27] Damn, what the fuck? I couldn't do solar accident like that?

[15:41:30] Pull me a pig. I knew there was a reason I didn't add you on steam.

[15:41:50] What?

[15:41:51] Yeah, what the fuck?

[15:41:52] Where were you guys?

[15:41:54] Where can we eat that?

[15:41:55] What are you doing?

[15:42:01] I'm just jumping around.

[15:42:02] Did I jump over the fence?

[15:42:04] Oh yeah, we did it.

[15:42:06] We didn't know what the fuck we were doing.

[15:42:19] Holy shit!

[15:43:19] That's suspicious.

[15:43:26] That's weird.

[15:43:27] I think I know the answer to that oh

[15:43:41] There's a lot of here

[15:43:43] Well, how did you do that? Should we have done that? Is that a good idea?

[15:43:54] I don't know how did you set things up? Mom? Why are you setting things on fire?

[15:43:57] Oh, yeah, oh baby me open the goats together. Let's free them together like a team damn

[15:44:45] How time how time flies? I just I just wasn't I don't know I was in jokes back then

[15:44:53] I didn't know what the fuck I was doing. I was just

[15:44:56] Being crazy a crazy girl on the Internet. Oh

[15:45:01] The smash that damn that goats got some fucking force

[15:45:05] Come on in MTV Cribs welcome to my crib here is my

[15:45:12] This is like what almost four years ago almost four years ago

[15:45:19] Uncle just in case you know the pandemic never ends. We got baked beans here by the dozen and we got some beef stew here

[15:45:28] What do you think?

[15:45:31] Samplation.

[15:45:32] We have a Tuskegee that is going to be built eventually, but it's just a store.

[15:45:36] Oh, this is working for all great tales.

[15:45:38] And here's my two washing machines.

[15:45:40] Oh, and it wants to dry it, sorry.

[15:45:42] You know, because you've got to stay fresh even if the world ends, right?

[15:45:45] Where is the dungeon?

[15:45:47] This is the dungeon.

[15:45:48] Oh, let's see.

[15:45:49] That was terrifying.

[15:45:50] Don't get so close to my face.

[15:45:52] Oh, that's a little scary.

[15:45:54] I guess I have no choice but to go forward.

[15:45:57] Oh, I don't like this.

[15:45:59] I do not like this.

[15:46:00] I don't like this at all.

[15:46:02] I don't like this.

[15:46:05] I don't like this mouse.

[15:46:06] I'm gonna be honest with you.

[15:46:08] Wait, I thought you said you were gonna play.

[15:46:10] Me.

[15:46:11] He will be the biggest soul should I get this.

[15:46:13] Why are you so small?

[15:46:14] It's too tight, man.

[15:46:15] It makes you uncomfortable.

[15:46:16] You don't like tight stuff?

[15:46:18] Wait, what the fuck?

[15:46:19] When I changed the bell.

[15:46:23] There's a time and a place for a mouse.

[15:46:27] Wait, what?

[15:46:28] Yeah, man, this is corrupt. Why is it so small? It's too tight man. It makes you uncomfortable

[15:46:40] There's a time and a place for a mouse

[15:46:48] Hello, Tom.

[15:46:50] That is a lot.

[15:46:55] Yeah, I do.

[15:46:57] Oh, no. No, no, no.

[15:46:59] What the f***?

[15:47:01] They just opened this door.

[15:47:03] They just opened this door.

[15:47:12] Oh, no, no.

[15:47:14] They didn't open the door. Don't worry.

[15:47:16] It's electric.

[15:47:18] Did you hear? I really just called them over there.

[15:47:20] No, no, no. There's nobody here.

[15:47:22] It's just your imagination.

[15:47:24] This is all electric. This is a fun house.

[15:47:28] Yeah, this is a fun house.

[15:47:30] I gave you something else. Look, it's right here on the table.

[15:47:32] Oh, shit, sticky icky icky.

[15:47:36] It's a rose just for you, man.

[15:47:38] And give me some of that fucking weed.

[15:47:50] I thought you were talking about the weed plant.

[15:47:52] Yeah, I realized.

[15:47:54] I'm just playing. I thought it was weird.

[15:47:56] This game took the light.

[15:47:58] I'm just playing the rap of the weed.

[15:48:03] I'm just playing the rap of the weed.

[15:48:05] Alright, I think we should...

[15:48:09] I think we should.

[15:48:10] Oh no are you ready?

[15:48:11] Oh you ready?

[15:48:14] Are you ready to die?

[15:48:15] Are you ready to die?

[15:48:16] Oh there's a first aid kit.

[15:48:17] I should hold on to that.

[15:48:18] Wait wait wait wait wait.

[15:48:19] What?

[15:48:20] It was like somebody gurgling.

[15:48:23] What?

[15:48:24] No I didn't hear that.

[15:48:25] It was somebody like.

[15:48:26] You know another thing?

[15:48:27] Why am I so fucking big on the fucking screen?

[15:48:29] Holy shit.

[15:48:30] Now get small please.

[15:48:31] They're too big on the screen.

[15:48:32] How's your block in half of the game?

[15:48:33] This is a big app.

[15:48:34] This house was not on the screen.

[15:48:35] Well I just didn't know.

[15:48:36] I'm not sure.

[15:48:37] I don't know.

[15:48:38] I don't know.

[15:48:39] I don't know.

[15:48:40] I don't know.

[15:48:45] I don't know.

[15:48:46] Bro, I just didn't know what the fuck I was doing.

[15:48:48] Uh, no.

[15:48:49] Oh, I found the key!

[15:48:51] For perspective, that's a 600-time multiplier on your sub-goal in the past four years.

[15:48:56] Oh, shit, that's crazy.

[15:48:57] That's banana's mouse.

[15:48:59] Banana!

[15:49:00] That's maybe my biggest head.

[15:49:02] Also, my biggest head in my spot.

[15:49:06] What? What?

[15:49:07] Mouse, come here. Please come here.

[15:49:09] What?

[15:49:10] Please come here.

[15:49:11] Just have a look in that room real quick. Just go in there, go over.

[15:49:13] I'm gonna take a look.

[15:49:14] Just go in there. Just have a look.

[15:49:15] Yeah, just have a look.

[15:49:16] No, there's a lady there!

[15:49:17] Tch!

[15:49:21] Oh my god, the quality's awesome!

[15:49:24] How's she looking at us?

[15:49:25] Where's she's-

[15:49:26] There, you got that gasoline?

[15:49:27] What did you just say?

[15:49:28] Go in there.

[15:49:29] She's not really doing it.

[15:49:30] She was close enough.

[15:49:31] Yeah, close enough.

[15:49:56] Yeah, baby.

[15:50:03] Hey, what do we have here?

[15:50:27] Phasmophobia.

[15:50:29] What a nostalgia trip back in the day when both Miles and Connor had hair.

[15:50:44] Let's get the fuck out of here before he kills us.

[15:50:47] Tunting with a real-life human.

[15:50:59] Penis!

[15:51:01] We're ghost hunting today with Connor.

[15:51:03] Today with Connor we're playing Phasmaphobia

[15:51:05] POTATO!

[15:51:06] Should we, should we, uh, play Phasmaphobia now? Or should we?

[15:51:10] That's scary, should I be scared?

[15:51:14] Uh, yes, you should be scared, there's ghosts in it.

[15:51:18] Yeah!

[15:51:19] So how's the scariest game ever being 10?

[15:51:23] I'm gonna piss myself scared.

[15:51:25] Are you sure?

[15:51:28] Okay, well maybe I'm just a pussy.

[15:51:31] Maybe, maybe you are.

[15:51:33] Alright, look, before anything, I sent you a code.

[15:51:36] Oh my god, I just started with that.

[15:51:39] End does not exist.

[15:51:58] Are you ready?

[15:51:58] What?

[15:51:59] Oh yeah, I'm on a different server.

[15:52:01] Hold up.

[15:52:02] Ah, right.

[15:52:02] I'm on one of the-

[15:52:03] Oh, that's the United States only.

[15:52:05] Yeah, my server's kanji.

[15:52:06] Two hours later.

[15:52:08] Wait.

[15:52:10] I'm in a lobby with someone who's level 400.

[15:52:13] What the fuck?

[15:52:14] He's got balls.

[15:52:16] Yeah, no kidding.

[15:52:18] A different clipboard.

[15:52:19] Ah, there we go.

[15:52:19] I'm in.

[15:52:21] Why do we walk like how the Tetris blocks falls?

[15:52:24] What do I mean?

[15:52:25] We have to hunt ghosts, and we need to do it well.

[15:52:29] Alright, I will pick a job.

[15:52:32] Let's start with the farmhouse.

[15:52:35] Does it matter if I have 144 frames?

[15:52:37] I haven't played a thousand fold in so long.

[15:52:39] Is a thousand fold still the same, or has it changed like a lot?

[15:52:42] Cause I haven't played in so long.

[15:52:44] It's been a million years.

[15:52:46] I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm gamer ready.

[15:52:49] He's not a gamer.

[15:52:50] A few times, and there was like a big lobby with like a lot of stuff, but has it changed again after playing again?

[15:53:08] Oh mouse, hi, welcome, took you long enough.

[15:53:11] Hello, I'm here, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I don't have an amazing gaming computer.

[15:53:16] You know what's okay, I'm just gonna be there, there's 10 seconds back, but you know, there's all of this.

[15:53:21] What the fuck?

[15:53:22] Alright, let's go now, let's come here.

[15:53:27] A ghost is inside the way.

[15:53:29] I don't know, we can't run, so we're fucked.

[15:53:33] We hope we can only supple.

[15:53:40] You got this.

[15:53:41] I don't.

[15:53:42] Remember we need to determine what kind of ghost it is, so depending on what the ghost

[15:53:46] does.

[15:53:47] Okay.

[15:53:48] That is a little phobia.

[15:53:49] I expected to see a little bit more than this, you know, I'm not gonna lie.

[15:53:54] Once the ghost comes out, I don't think you're gonna want to see it.

[15:53:57] This is just a practice run, so it's fine.

[15:54:00] We don't need to do our best.

[15:54:02] Hey, where'd my mask go?

[15:54:03] I'm right here!

[15:54:03] You're fucking scammy like that!

[15:54:04] What?!

[15:54:05] What are we doing?

[15:54:06] Oh, by the way!

[15:54:07] By the way!

[15:54:08] Wait, wait, wait!

[15:54:09] By the way!

[15:54:10] I forgot to tell you.

[15:54:11] So, when the lights start flickering and flashing, that means the ghost is hunting, and the

[15:54:15] ghost starts wandering around, so we gotta be careful.

[15:54:19] Like that!

[15:54:20] Okay.

[15:54:21] Hey, Susan, you here?

[15:54:23] Susan!

[15:54:24] Susan!

[15:54:25] Susan!

[15:54:26] Don't curse at her, because she'll get mad.

[15:54:29] Why?

[15:54:30] Is that real or are you-

[15:54:32] I'm not joking. I'm being serious.

[15:54:35] What?

[15:54:37] I don't like this. Don't get a lie. This is stressful.

[15:54:45] What do you mean? This is a piece of cake.

[15:54:48] Oh my god. I think she's holding the door.

[15:54:50] Try to open that door.

[15:54:51] Wait, what the fuck is up with my eye?

[15:54:53] Open the door please.

[15:54:54] Yeah, call her honey.

[15:54:56] Hey, hey beautiful.

[15:54:57] My eyes don't have-

[15:54:58] Let me in.

[15:54:59] My eyes.

[15:55:01] Huh.

[15:55:02] Interesting.

[15:55:03] Just tell her, hey daddy wants to talk to you.

[15:55:07] Hey, uh, Daddy would like to talk with you, Susan.

[15:55:12] There is a clip of my cheat trolling's there, froggy, and Aryan Fasmo that isn't too old.

[15:55:28] Interesting.

[15:55:29] Oh, got it.

[15:55:30] Oh, got it.

[15:55:31] Oh, she liked it.

[15:55:33] That's dirty, girl.

[15:55:35] She liked it.

[15:55:36] She liked Daddy.

[15:55:37] She only understands American color.

[15:55:42] Did you see the start talking like Markiplier?

[15:55:46] Hello, Susan, are you here, Susan?

[15:55:50] Susan, honey, are you inside?

[15:55:53] Oh my God, oh my God, the framerate is so bad.

[15:55:57] How did you guys watch this back then? Jesus Christ!

[15:56:00] Of our apartment.

[15:56:02] What the fuck?

[15:56:05] It's Susan! Susan! Is it you?

[15:56:09] Sorry, Susan, love you.

[15:56:14] It's a little beeping. She's here.

[15:56:22] Give us a sign. Oh, oh, no. Oh, no.

[15:56:28] Sylvan?

[15:56:29] Please don't give us a s-Susan. Fuck off, Susan.

[15:56:32] Yeah, Susan, fuck off.

[15:56:34] Don't tell her that's the good man!

[15:56:37] Hey, Susan, let's be honest. Where are you at? Come on.

[15:56:40] Stop messing around, Susan. Come on. Come on, Susan.

[15:56:43] It's not funny anymore.

[15:56:45] You want to go upstairs?

[15:56:47] Sure, why not?

[15:56:50] Hee-hee-hee!

[15:56:51] Fine.

[15:56:52] Oh shit she's hunting! She's hunting we gotta be careful!

[15:56:59] Yeah for the money you sell to her!

[15:57:01] You wanna move?

[15:57:02] Alright.

[15:57:03] Nice to meet you.

[15:57:04] Thank you.

[15:57:07] Oh look there's something out the window!

[15:57:09] Just kidding there's nothing out there.

[15:57:11] Oh hello, you found a suit.

[15:57:16] Oh shit!

[15:57:17] Wait wait wait wait wait wait!

[15:57:19] It's flashing!

[15:57:26] Oh no!

[15:57:27] There's an bottom!

[15:57:29] Oh no!

[15:57:30] I just wanna get out of here!

[15:57:39] Connor, rest in peace.

[15:57:43] Everything's done, but that was a good learning experience because now he knows what we're doing.

[15:57:49] Are you okay?

[15:57:52] Yeah, that was pretty scary, huh?

[15:57:58] Oh, there's still only one flashlight.

[15:58:01] No, there's two! Strong flashlight!

[15:58:04] You don't want a normal flashlight! That's normal flashlight!

[15:58:06] Eugh, bleh, puh, gross, bleh!

[15:58:09] Okay, okay.

[15:58:10] Disgusting!

[15:58:11] Disgusting!

[15:58:12] Disgusting!

[15:58:13] I'm ready then.

[15:58:15] Are you sure?

[15:58:15] Wait.

[15:58:16] Do you feel safe with me?

[15:58:17] It feels... I feel very safe with you, Mass. You've been a great host.

[15:58:21] Are you sure?

[15:58:22] 100%.

[15:58:23] Is... Are you... Do you feel... comfortable knowing that your life is in my hands?

[15:58:28] Uuuuhmm...

[15:58:31] Let's... Let's put it here!

[15:58:32] Ha ha ha ha!

[15:58:33] We're not gonna...

[15:58:34] I... Your eyeballs are good.

[15:58:38] Yeah, you should... Your teeth are kinda fine. You should get that leg sorted out.

[15:58:41] Stop looking into my head, you pervert!

[15:58:44] Make sure to refer to your journal and write down any evidence you find.

[15:58:47] Okay, so you have to go...

[15:58:48] Yes, Paul has a small dick.

[15:58:50] Exactly. When we get over there, you know you fucking small dick motherfucker.

[15:58:56] Paul Johnson sucked my balls.

[15:58:59] Paul.

[15:59:00] Paul Johnson.

[15:59:01] Paul Johnson, you have a small Johnson.

[15:59:04] Yeah, Paul Johnson.

[15:59:07] Paul, you dipshit. Stop fucking with me.

[15:59:11] Oh shit.

[15:59:13] Right here.

[15:59:22] What the fuck?

[15:59:23] I hit him with the cross.

[15:59:38] What the fuck was that?

[15:59:43] Uh-oh.

[15:59:44] I'll no skip this motherfucker.

[15:59:48] Don't text me, bro.

[15:59:49] I was in phase 1.

[15:59:50] Let's get the fuck out of here before he kills us.

[15:59:57] Oh god, did you see him?

[15:59:59] Did you see him?

[16:00:00] Yeah, I did.

[16:00:01] It was fucking terrifying.

[16:00:03] More type of evidence, but I'm afraid to go in there

[16:00:18] in there cuz I think we're gonna die. Oh my god we gotta go back in there. Paul, are you in here? Paul, give us a sign. Paul, are you in here? Oh you son of a bitch. Oh shit!

[16:00:35] What the fuck?

[16:00:45] He didn't even like do anything.

[16:00:53] I'm gonna die.

[16:00:55] Uh oh, he took it.

[16:00:57] Let's get the fuck out of here.

[16:00:59] Let's get out of here.

[16:01:07] If the cross disappeared, it means he got used up.

[16:01:09] Oh, you killed him.

[16:01:11] You killed him!

[16:01:13] It didn't work.

[16:01:15] Wait, wait, it hasn't...what?

[16:01:17] You know what it is?

[16:01:19] After three throws,

[16:01:21] you use it up.

[16:01:23] use it like three times. What? I think it's fine I think we can leave now. Why is your

[16:01:31] standing so much lower than mine? It's such a weak mindset, man. Why are you doing such

[16:01:35] a weak mindset? What the heck? I'm sorry again. I like that my balls. Phantom or Banshee?

[16:01:43] She tried. Yeah, Phantom. Sure, Danny Phantom. Danny Phantom. Let's see how much money

[16:01:52] Oh shit, how are we supposed to know that?

[16:02:00] That was cute, that was cute, that was cute, that was cute.

[16:02:11] This is a good one.

[16:02:22] I have to see this one, especially since I've become elder lord.

[16:02:30] I'll be winning for much longer.

[16:02:41] Really, you're not so stuck.

[16:02:53] I'll be a knight, where I have a knight helmet on my head.

[16:02:56] Oh my god, I think we're ready to begin.

[16:02:59] Oh, read message. Good luck. Not to say to me.

[16:03:16] Watching some of my old videos so I could cringe and die.

[16:05:08] Never played Dark Souls again.

[16:05:31] I should go back and play all of Dark Souls.

[16:05:33] Be Blood Boards.

[16:07:10] Be Blood Boards.

[16:07:12] This is just to span how the game works.

[16:09:31] The person gets off and girls crying.

[16:10:03] Why the hell this changes my life?

[16:10:05] Crazy watching old me.

[16:10:29] Oh my god and the TTS like,

[16:10:31] And that sounds like your voice is on never-

[16:12:29] It's Bromel microphone was she?

[16:13:00] Never was in my life.

[16:13:02] Now not so much.

[16:13:03] On me that's for sure.

[16:13:54] Someone in the chat said, is this word to wash your hands?

[16:14:13] It's been a foreign business meaning.

[16:14:56] Never visit Yarn on the worst decision of my life.

[16:15:15] Stupid brist.

[16:23:00] It's true, I've changed, but you know what?

[16:23:47] It's a good changing.

[16:23:48] Change everyone.

[16:23:51] People change.

[16:23:54] People change and that's life.

[16:23:56] That's true, time occurs and changes the color.

[16:24:12] Where's some of these?

[16:24:18] Uh, hold on, I'm looking.

[16:24:20] The Fiddle Ship?

[16:24:46] Where is the Battleship Stream?

[16:24:48] Hold on, where is the Battleship Stream?

[16:24:56] Happened.

[16:25:16] You guys remember?

[16:26:04] Christmas, right?

[16:26:05] Time is an illusion, true.

[16:26:38] I also found this.

[16:27:16] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[16:27:20] It is dying.

[16:27:22] In the music?

[16:27:31] Good, I don't want you to hear it.

[16:27:33] First time we played it.

[16:27:59] I'm gonna find the one when we first played it.

[16:28:01] There's only one right next to that, by the way.

[16:28:23] There's no one.

[16:28:24] I wonder if I could find that one.

[16:28:32] First one we ever did.

[16:28:37] I don't know if I do.

[16:28:58] April 2020, holy balls.

[16:29:03] Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna have that.

[16:29:36] I wish that saidge.

[16:29:42] Oh no, I'm talking about my first collab with Zen ever.

[16:29:46] I'm talking about my first collab with Zen

[16:29:48] ever, ever in the life.

[16:29:51] Oh God.

[16:29:52] That's remember this?

[16:29:54] When life was empty, there was a world of life, and all those were one, but were celestial beings of pure light reigned over chosen souls, praising their mysterious creator for eternities as he slept, casting their judgement to enforce and make his will on other worlds.

[16:30:28] until one day

[16:30:30] lasting beauty

[16:30:55] those crazy-ass angels

[16:30:57] the shameless modernity

[16:31:05] made manifest

[16:31:06] this was 2 years, 2.5 years ago

[16:31:09] the shameless somebody fucked it up

[16:31:28] the world of eternal damnation

[16:31:30] where all dissenters are

[16:31:32] inevitably managed

[16:31:34] humans for their misdeeds

[16:31:36] condemned by the angels

[16:31:38] to an alternative suffering

[16:31:40] and fallen angels

[16:31:44] as punishment for all of them

[16:31:47] condemned to an eternity of inanity

[16:31:50] this indecent world

[16:31:52] must no longer

[16:31:55] I

[16:31:56] Infernal Beelzebub

[16:31:58] and at the accrual of the Apocalypse

[16:32:00] the opposite of mine

[16:32:02] Prince of all suffering and torment

[16:32:04] Master of all sin

[16:32:06] Conqueror of the Underworld

[16:32:08] and king of demon kind shall suffer this quick business no longer follow me my

[16:32:16] fallen brothers and sisters and we shall they claim to this bottomless pit and

[16:32:22] make for ourselves and the empire to rival that of the very heaven themselves

[16:32:28] fallen angels conquered every circle of hell infernal Beelzebub's power grew

[16:32:38] with every conquest.

[16:32:40] Oh, Beelzebub!

[16:32:41] Why do more demons flock to his cause to the circle of limbo?

[16:32:46] He was met with incompatible fortunes-

[16:32:50] We had a sword, yeah, he did.

[16:32:51] I think that must be the time that he threw his army at us.

[16:32:52] He don't need that shit no more.

[16:32:53] And a hundred-

[16:33:10] It's power steered by the Serpents.

[16:33:13] For a dumb age it shall be.

[16:33:17] That clearly unerfanced feels truly.

[16:33:24] A ruler who fell from the tallest heavens.

[16:33:28] That's me.

[16:33:29] Yes, my prince.

[16:33:30] Play away.

[16:33:31] When I felt we'd go after Thorin, I shall reclaim my lost power and conquer Limbo with ease.

[16:33:39] And as the Prince of Demons descended into the Forgotten Layer, his eyes did fall upon a blinding ray of light.

[16:33:52] Countless demons stoutlessly failed to break it. Now I shall reclaim the power they stole from me and achieve my true potential.

[16:34:07] I want your gratitude. I demand my power. Is it stored inside of you?

[16:34:46] Your power?

[16:34:48] I am in front of the other one, an archaeocrulde apocalyptic, the opposite of mine.

[16:34:54] Prince of suffering and torment, master of all sin, conqueror of the underworld, king of all demon kind, and I demand my power be returned to me.

[16:35:07] Is something the matter?

[16:35:22] Yeah.

[16:35:22] If you will not give me more power, take it from me!

[16:35:27] You've not your empathy!

[16:35:44] You feel cute!

[16:35:45] I'm going to strike you down!

[16:35:47] Am I in the body of a lesser demon?

[16:35:54] I guess I absorb all your powers, huh?

[16:35:56] We've spent to regain my powers!

[16:36:02] So, this is hell, right?

[16:36:04] God of me, you wretch!

[16:36:10] The nameless angel who stole my powers quickly became the demon queen.

[16:36:16] All followed her happily.

[16:36:18] and she led them to the final fortress at the edge of the underworld.

[16:36:23] Limo, I am the accurate.

[16:36:32] You certainly cannot.

[16:36:34] Hey, do you want to bring me some snacks for when I'm done?

[16:36:36] I'm not your butler.

[16:36:38] You keep eating on healthy snacks every day,

[16:36:47] and I need to keep my power from disappearing before I can get them back.

[16:36:51] Stop calling me that.

[16:36:55] It's infernal, beelzebub.

[16:36:57] Na, yanny.

[16:37:02] Impossible.

[16:37:03] Mr. Irestar, you promise the war will hold?

[16:37:14] Yes, Socrates. They should hold if my calculations are correct, which they always are.

[16:37:21] In this amulet...

[16:37:22] Atoho!

[16:37:23] ...has a beautiful, tortuous size.

[16:37:26] Yes, sir! Imported in Seeker from the Fourth Circle!

[16:37:29] It's a visit.

[16:37:33] Marula, who fell from the tallest heavens, its powers soon by self-heal.

[16:37:40] And for eternal age it shall be.

[16:37:44] For it unleashed.

[16:37:45] It's human.

[16:37:52] Power so obviously I have to cast don't unleash that much power again please.

[16:38:26] And from that day I, Infernal Beelzebub and Archer Crude,

[16:38:33] Movie I guess, stood by her side until the day I could regain my power.

[16:38:39] At least.

[16:38:40] I created bells that would keep in her power. So to not always I cooked her dinner. I

[16:38:48] Cleaned her throne room. I performed her duties as she watched strange animation

[16:38:54] I did.

[16:38:55] A box made by humans. Are you playing those human video games again?

[16:39:00] Oh, what else is there to do?

[16:39:02] You could try ruling hell, which I painstakingly

[16:39:06] You said you were happy being free from the box, right you should tour our world get to know it better

[16:39:20] Too much work

[16:39:27] Too much work, not enough fun. I'm out of here. I'm out of here

[16:39:32] Very sentiment no true freedom freedom is what we make of it

[16:39:37] I miss heaven too, but this place is all we have

[16:39:40] heaven you were the cause of all of it the rebellion a thousand

[16:39:52] angels thrust from the heavens to the right yeah i tried to free us but i just

[16:40:00] trapped us inside an equally boring place so that's why you're sealed away

[16:40:06] does that make you hate me baby i don't know how to answer that

[16:40:13] here i'll return your powers what that's normal you want to rule hell

[16:40:22] right? It's yours, Ruby. I'm really sorry for taking it from you. I'll be leaving.

[16:40:29] Where are you going? I'm leaving! Heaven nor hell can make me happy. Maybe Earth can.

[16:40:35] It's a world of nature and science, of chaos that burns so bright that even a

[16:40:41] crazy tentacle monster from outer space. Portal to Earth? What that power was

[16:40:49] taken away from us? I've even made a few friends there already. Can you believe it?

[16:40:54] We shouldn't be right in making these decisions.

[16:40:56] Are you sorry?

[16:40:57] This world isn't for me.

[16:40:59] So, I'll go-

[16:41:00] I broke- I took my balls with me, don't worry.

[16:41:04] Thank you again.

[16:41:05] You're awesome.

[16:41:05] I'll use all of them.

[16:41:15] I'll miss you, you wretch.

[16:41:51] There's no one in this human world, all to yourself.

[16:42:06] Not a chance.

[16:42:08] I'm not shining, Jewel.

[16:42:17] Three worlds were one.

[16:42:19] And of the worlds-

[16:42:21] It all came back to me.

[16:42:42] It all came back to me.

[16:42:59] Watch the other one.

[16:43:09] At the beginning, there was a big one, and then, the mysterious creator decided for some

[16:43:16] odd reason that there should be everything, and immediately after that decision was made,

[16:43:23] the mysterious creator promptly fell asleep and hasn't been waking up since, and so everything

[16:43:30] came to be.

[16:43:32] Very suddenly in fact, a million, million worlds were forged in a blink of an eye,

[16:43:39] A million million stars that would bring light at last to the endless empty and then came

[16:43:46] bountiful life and with time came the inevitable decay for the creator thought it was a grand

[16:43:54] idea to provide for their newly created mortals free will and so their creation started using

[16:44:03] said free will to murder each other as more was often do. And one by one the worlds fell

[16:44:11] to their own stupidity. And it was from within the class of creation, amid the cosmic dust

[16:44:18] of those broken worlds with their dying stars. That an ancient, unspeakable horror, that's

[16:44:30] That's not what this story is about.

[16:44:33] This story concerns something far stranger.

[16:44:37] For shortly before the things have fell into its eternal slumber,

[16:44:42] its first creations came into being.

[16:44:45] And it was among those that she or her former celestial

[16:44:50] amid but a few thousand of her kind to witness the creation of the universe for ton of him.

[16:44:58] Or, I am mad.

[16:45:12] Oh, there I go!

[16:45:13] Angel? Is he approaching the gates?

[16:45:29] Surely.

[16:45:30] But Angel approached the gates!

[16:45:36] Will Gabriel murder anything?

[16:45:39] He does not concern me.

[16:45:41] Nothing interesting will come of it.

[16:45:43] You're wasting your energy.

[16:45:45] So that's- that's booby.

[16:45:48] Uh, but at the time- at the time,

[16:45:52] we didn't want to like, uh,

[16:45:54] we didn't want to, uh, spoil his design.

[16:45:58] So we're like, oh, we'll just-

[16:46:00] We'll just draw him like this.

[16:46:03] Cause we don't want to spoil the design.

[16:46:06] That's why he looks like this.

[16:46:09] You're wasting your energy.

[16:46:11] Only the highest order of angels may pass into the chambers of the creator.

[16:46:34] You are the highest order.

[16:46:38] I came to have work with the creator.

[16:46:41] You cannot as it is not your place to do so.

[16:46:44] The blinding purity of his radiance in love would blind you

[16:46:49] Gabriel VTuber 1, he's already a VTuber!

[16:46:56] Vader granted free will to all. Should I not be free to see him? Regardless?

[16:47:06] Free will has no place.

[16:47:08] Yeah his name is Alpha Anarchy. Busy cause he's a, he's like, he's like a good time voice actor guy, you know?

[16:47:20] Ever built a standing in your place.

[16:47:25] He's a busy dude.

[16:47:26] I told you, Neil!

[16:47:27] He's a busy man.

[16:47:28] Others can and cannot do.

[16:47:30] Cease this incessant shadow.

[16:47:31] Return to your duty.

[16:47:32] Yeah, yeah.

[16:47:33] He pre-preys Lagoci and Beastars.

[16:47:35] He's a big time.

[16:47:37] He's a big time voice actor.

[16:47:40] My authority is divine.

[16:47:42] You say your authority is divine, but none of us other angels have ever seen a creator with their own eyes.

[16:47:48] Careful, September.

[16:47:50] See?

[16:47:51] The thing is, Gabriel.

[16:47:53] I'm not so sure the creator is even back there yeah, he's a feature if you want to check him out his newest alpha anarchy

[16:47:59] He's really really cool. Did she say the creator is

[16:48:06] Nonsense of course he's there

[16:48:08] Probably was a creator to one point sure, but how can we be certain if he lied right now?

[16:48:15] None of us regular angels have ever seen any creator stay

[16:48:22] I think you made it all up Gabriel.

[16:48:26] A lie to keep everyone singing and dancing to your tune.

[16:48:30] My angelic kindred!

[16:48:32] What the hell is it he's playing warhammer?

[16:48:35] Are we all doing here anyway?

[16:48:37] Blind faith made manifest in service to a creator we cannot even be certain exist?

[16:48:47] All in orchestration of fabrication of the vanity of the seraphim.

[16:48:52] Could it be true?

[16:48:53] No, that's impossible.

[16:48:58] I said, stay your tongue!

[16:49:02] Oh, shit!

[16:49:03] You would threaten our eternal peace by spreading doubt amongst the Divine Hosts!

[16:49:15] We are the stewards of all mortal souls, the upper layer of existence.

[16:49:20] You will put the universe at stake to satisfy your curiosity!

[16:49:26] He's so, he's so good!

[16:49:30] I hold less to less interest in this prison!

[16:49:34] Oh, shit!

[16:49:35] The eternal servitude in this blinding monument to boredom strips them all once!

[16:50:07] You would have mortals embracing...

[16:50:10] Right, the sinner yourself.

[16:50:13] Stop her! The name of the creator! Stop her!

[16:50:16] Sinnerself, what lies beyond that gate? Do you wish to spend your eternity idling in this wasteland?

[16:50:30] Or will you join me and see what lies beyond the gate?

[16:50:33] Yeah! Let's walk everything out!

[16:50:35] You will go no further, Centaiyo.

[16:50:38] Cease at once, and you will be shown mercy.

[16:50:42] There's no mercy!

[16:50:45] We have to seal her off.

[16:50:47] What are they doing?

[16:50:49] No!

[16:50:50] We want to see the creator as well!

[16:50:52] Is it true?

[16:50:53] Does the creator not exist?

[16:50:55] I have to know.

[16:50:56] Turn back!

[16:50:57] We're turning places at once!

[16:50:59] It's no use, Somel.

[16:51:00] The idea has been planted in their heads.

[16:51:03] What have you done?

[16:51:04] The curiosity is infectious.

[16:51:06] Oh no, I'm evil!

[16:51:08] The monotony of this false paradise.

[16:51:10] He was beyond those gates. Something will finally change about this boring place.

[16:51:35] Eris, no, she didn't follow with me.

[16:51:51] No, Jesus is looking. This is wrong.

[16:51:54] Only feelings remain of what we saw that day.

[16:52:02] Who knows what we saw that day?

[16:52:04] Curious what they had infected me.

[16:52:06] Like countless of my kindred, as an angel accustomed to the leather and safety of our paradigms,

[16:52:12] I had never experienced that feeling that gripped me when I looked upon whatever it was.

[16:52:18] It was pure horror.

[16:52:20] Was it the greater themselves?

[16:52:22] Was it something else?

[16:52:24] None who looked through those gates on that day remembers,

[16:52:27] as the mere sight of it burned the memory of that moment from our souls.

[16:52:32] And then, we were falling.

[16:52:35] Searing pain gripped us as flames engulfed our wings,

[16:52:39] horns pierced through our skin,

[16:52:41] our own celestial energies ripped from our soul,

[16:52:44] all as we stared down into the abyss.

[16:52:47] A thousand angels burning and falling all around us!

[16:52:50] It's all my fault!

[16:52:51] There was nothing but screams of joy!

[16:52:53] It's all my fault!

[16:52:55] And then, at the bottom of the abyss,

[16:52:59] there was silence, the pain, the fear.

[16:53:03] None of it was as bad as the despair of knowing we had been banished for eternity.

[16:53:09] I don't-

[16:53:09] I'm sorry!

[16:53:10] Oops!

[16:53:11] It wasn't me!

[16:53:13] Oops!

[16:53:13] I stood up and one by one my brethren stood up as well in defiance

[16:53:21] all who gave within the gate that they received the same punishment return with damnation

[16:53:28] but the harshest punishment was reserved for the one who opened the gate

[16:53:33] okay it was me i think was this

[16:53:35] Yeah, they stuck me in a box.

[16:53:46] She arms passed within that box.

[16:53:49] For the sin of my curiosity, I would be deprived of all my senses.

[16:53:55] For the rest of eternity.

[16:53:58] For many years, I screamed and cried and argued, attempting my very best to escape.

[16:54:05] The box stripped me of all power, and I could do nothing.

[16:54:10] Until one day, a demon arrived.

[16:54:14] All demon kind, mistress of all sin, conqueror of the underworld!

[16:54:26] Satan!

[16:54:28] Hmm, those are cool titles, huh, Booby?

[16:54:30] Huh. How basic. Needs at least five more.

[16:54:34] But ruling nine circles of eternal punishment was not much better.

[16:54:39] I fought against the highest order of angels.

[16:54:42] They've gone against God themselves, or whatever it was within that chamber at the center of heaven, precisely to escape this.

[16:54:50] Eternity is boring, and it was not long until I discovered a way out.

[16:54:56] A world of chaos, a pleasure, a nightmare, of folks and dreams and nightmares, of endless entertainment and innovations.

[16:55:06] The material world, the earth itself, with its numerous mortal creatures, was beautiful.

[16:55:15] Booby had set me free from my eternal punishment, but hell was just a larger box, never changing.

[16:55:24] I did, I found the brain rot of the internet.

[16:55:27] So I left, chaotic realm.

[16:56:12] There was plenty of friends to make, plenty of dreams to achieve, nothing ever stayed the same.

[16:56:18] And finally, I was happy.

[16:56:21] I demand you bring me to your master or I shall tear you apart limb from limb.

[16:56:32] Hey hello sir, how may I help you?

[16:56:36] Who is this?

[16:56:37] This is gun run.

[16:56:39] I'm sorry.

[16:56:40] Who?

[16:56:41] I bid you to take me to your master, not this random nobody human.

[16:56:44] Ruby?

[16:56:45] Do you mean your name is Iron Mouse?

[16:56:59] That's the name I chose.

[16:57:01] Your name is Satan.

[16:57:03] Not anymore it isn't.

[16:57:04] And what, pray tell me, is the meaning behind this strange name?

[16:57:08] I don't know, just an anime character I like.

[16:57:10] Huh?

[16:57:11] What made you want to come see me in the human world, baby?

[16:57:14] I thought you wanted to rule hell!

[16:57:17] W-well, I-I mean, I just... I couldn't possibly just, um...

[16:57:21] See what? I wanted to come here, huh?

[16:57:28] Then I'll show you!

[16:57:29] You want regret?

[16:57:33] Show me what's so great about this world, then.

[16:57:36] Yeah!

[16:57:36] I'm sorry to say, this is not a mere social visit, my queen.

[16:59:00] But yours and Beelzebub's departure, something bad has happened.

[16:59:17] Claim this realm for themselves. This abyss belongs to death alone.

[16:59:30] I let you here. So let me return to heaven.

[16:59:34] Oh my god!

[17:00:04] I'm a voluptuous man with massive mantidies that can crush concrete blocks if I want to tell.

[17:00:08] That's very specific.

[17:00:10] There's no view, man.

[17:00:14] Even if it's a little unpredictable at times,

[17:00:17] I'm just being myself.

[17:00:19] Team, if you have a ban in your post,

[17:00:49] I'll be taking over from here.

[17:00:51] Then comes this one.

[17:01:06] Please be careful!

[17:01:19] And now we have a-

[17:01:19] Do your choice to live in an ever-growing heap of garbage!

[17:01:34] It's the Prince of Cleaning!

[17:01:39] As your queen, I d-

[17:01:41] This makes sense to me.

[17:02:24] We should just make an ad in there.

[17:02:25] Uh, okay.

[17:02:28] Who's an Inventual Ripper for this?

[17:02:30] It was mine.

[17:02:30] S-s-sorry.

[17:02:32] Ah, it's bothering me.

[17:02:36] It's just another day in the office.

[17:02:38] Please.

[17:02:39] I can fix her.

[17:02:40] She really thought the time was over.

[17:02:42] You can't fix her!

[17:02:43] I'm here, now I'm ready.

[17:02:44] This army, realize my greater purpose.

[17:05:15] It's not just to protect the multiverse and all its inhabitants.

[17:05:21] I truly am your most powerful.

[17:05:23] There are like references to future models that I'm gonna have.

[17:06:33] So like the little broken crown, there's this other weird thing there.

[17:06:37] Fickery.

[17:07:26] Fickery.

[17:07:27] No.

[17:07:28] I just have superior motor skills.

[17:07:31] Can't we just appreciate we got the toy fine, but I can still believe that that was

[17:07:36] Foul play foul play your clumsy fingers could never capture the prize

[17:07:41] Clumsy fuck off at least I don't have horns with straight every door frame my

[17:07:47] Horns are an asset watch time to feast now can hide in the forest I'll make

[17:08:19] sure they don't follow you so someday rock okay well guess what time it is

[17:13:32] It's Silent Hill time.

[17:13:34] I have to install the game.

[17:13:48] Silent Hill time, it's Silent Hill time.

[17:14:23] Install.

[17:14:33] What about the other lore video?

[17:14:35] There was a lot of issues with that lore video, unfortunately.

[17:14:39] We couldn't complete it, but we're trying to see if we could release it as maybe a graphic novel.

[17:14:46] We had some difficulties with stuff, but we're trying to see if we could release it another way.

[17:14:53] So we will see maybe one day

[17:15:06] I'm gonna go to the bathroom really really quick while this installs and

[17:15:10] I'll be right back and then we can play I'll put on my heart rate monitor and I'm back

[17:33:08] I'm back up. Okay. I'm back jump scare. What the fuck? Did I give you a jump scare?

[17:33:53] Your volume was oh, I'm sorry

[17:34:23] I'm bad

[17:34:26] Sorry.

[17:34:27] Looking at photos of skeletons?

[17:34:36] What the heck?

[17:34:37] Why?

[17:34:41] Is that a- is that a- a hubbly of yours?

[17:34:44] Is that a hubbly?

[17:34:46] Is that a hubbly of yours?

[17:34:48] You like looking at skeletons in your free time?

[17:34:54] Like looking at bones?

[17:34:55] Boners?

[17:34:56] Bones?

[17:34:58] Naked skeletons?

[17:35:06] Got my whole room on it all.

[17:35:17] Let me turn on.

[17:35:18] I'm guessing it installed.

[17:35:24] Oh shit, I gotta take my meds.

[17:35:37] Uh, Silent Hill 2!

[17:35:50] We're gonna play Silent Hill 2?

[17:35:52] I hope you don't mind. I wanna test it out.

[17:35:55] I've never played Silent Hill in my life.

[17:35:57] This will be the first time.

[17:35:59] For me? Yeah, the remake.

[17:36:11] I've never played Silent Hill.

[17:36:17] This will be my first time playing.

[17:36:19] I've only ever seen the movie!

[17:36:21] Oh my god, I'm about to fucking nut.

[17:36:23] I've only seen the movie?

[17:36:28] Don't do it.

[17:36:34] Be prepared for some really weird shit.

[17:37:27] Like, how weird are we talking?

[17:37:29] How weird are we talking?

[17:37:45] Weird weird?

[17:37:46] We're than me?

[17:38:10] Like Kojima-W-K-Jima weird?

[17:38:15] He's not weird, he's a visionary.

[17:38:20] Controller, mouse and keyboard.

[17:38:22] Controller's better?

[17:38:37] You think so?

[17:38:39] I'll be the judge of that.

[17:38:55] Thank you, I'm glad you like my Halloween room.

[17:38:58] My spooky witch room.

[17:39:00] I'll pick up my cape.

[17:39:27] Should I keep on my cape?

[17:39:38] I'm gonna be a gamer.

[17:39:52] Jack it off.

[17:39:54] Alright, let's turn off the music, let's start, let's turn off the lights, hold on, turn on all the lights.

[17:40:19] Grab a controller and kick back!

[17:40:22] Hold on, let me put it on the screen.

[17:41:35] Well, compare images and adjust gamma correction to your preferred level.

[17:41:48] Perfect!

[17:41:53] Yes!

[17:41:54] Perfect! I can see everything now.

[17:41:57] Things like this!

[17:42:05] I think this is fine.

[17:42:12] Earn the motion, blur off.

[17:42:33] What the heck is this?

[17:42:38] Oh my god, there's so many settings!

[17:43:25] Oh god, I'm scared and I haven't even started the game.

[17:43:41] The default settings best represent the verge vision behind Silent Hill 2.

[17:43:50] You see the settings below are for far more mind-grain controller gameplay.

[17:43:56] Combat challenge.

[17:43:58] What?

[17:44:07] What?

[17:44:37] It's about the footsteps.

[17:44:39] Oh no, was that person who said in chat that this is about feet?

[17:44:43] Is this a feet game?

[17:44:45] Is there going to be a lot of like, beat in the game, or is there any button to play?

[17:45:14] Stained with blood!

[17:45:16] Whoa, what the fuck?

[17:45:18] They'll wash his hands! Get that guy from the OC!

[17:46:14] In my restless dreams, I see that town.

[17:46:56] Silent Hill, you promised you'd take me there again someday.

[17:47:03] But you never did.

[17:47:05] Well, I'm alone there in our special place.

[17:47:13] Waiting for you.

[17:47:21] Waiting for you in Silent Hill.

[17:47:37] My wife's name.

[17:47:38] Maria.

[17:47:51] Mary died of that damn disease three years ago.

[17:47:54] What disease does she have?

[17:47:56] This old town was our special place.

[17:48:10] Is she?

[17:48:19] I was like, wow, I thought that was gonna be like a title or something, it just goes right into it, huh?

[17:48:48] I'm like, what the fuck is he waiting for?

[17:48:52] He's just standing there, that's all he can do?

[17:49:15] He not run? Is there no running?

[17:49:26] Can he only walk? And do this?

[17:49:39] I went back in the bathroom.

[17:49:46] Where am I?

[17:49:48] Leon? Eatin' winters?

[17:50:03] You know, Resident Evil 8 was great.

[17:50:05] The hands fashion and bruh.

[17:50:08] Fuckin' bitch.

[17:50:25] Jesus Christ! Only way I'm gonna get anywhere.

[17:50:40] doing this. I don't have the patience for this. Wait, does that say Paleville?

[17:51:22] Hey, do I go to my car? I got a map of South Vale. I'm right here.

[17:51:50] Guess I'm tight. Thanks. Observation Deck, Graveyard, Silent Hill Ranch, Nathan Avenue.

[17:51:59] Sinder Street.

[17:52:00] Toluca Lake.

[17:52:01] Oh, Franks.

[17:52:02] I'm gonna call him Leon Winters.

[17:52:03] Geez, he looks rough.

[17:52:04] He looks rough.

[17:52:14] His car looks like shit.

[17:52:20] Alright guys, time to explore.

[17:52:21] My wife is dead and I'm very, very sad.

[17:52:33] This is how I walk.

[17:52:38] What the fuck?

[17:52:42] Hello?

[17:52:43] If I look hard enough I'll see something.

[17:52:57] I'm gonna walk.

[17:52:59] I'm gonna walk.

[17:53:01] I'm gonna walk.

[17:53:06] I'm gonna walk.

[17:53:08] If I look hard enough, I'll see something.

[17:53:24] I can't go in there.

[17:53:52] I heard you.

[17:53:54] I know you whisper at me.

[17:53:56] I'm not stupid.

[17:53:58] Clearly this is Ethel Winters Kennedy.

[17:54:00] Yes, Ethel Winters Kennedy.

[17:54:03] 20% off what?

[17:54:05] All diamonds?

[17:54:07] Diamonds.

[17:54:09] That sounds like a trick.

[17:54:11] Sounds like a fucking trick.

[17:54:19] Going down to Talluca Lake?

[17:54:34] Any good in here?

[17:54:39] Are we in the 90s?

[17:54:41] Should I turn off ray tracing?

[17:54:59] Rain cap, frame ray cap, unlimited.

[17:55:03] Panini frames per second.

[17:55:21] Panini projection, what the fuck does that even mean?

[17:55:32] Super sampling, render quality preset.

[17:55:46] Why'd you turn on motion blur again?

[17:55:49] What the fuck?

[17:55:50] There's a colorblind mode?

[17:55:56] Cap in the frames would be okay?

[17:56:33] I wonder if I should do anything else.

[17:56:34] Should I take ray tracing off?

[17:56:36] Should I keep it on?

[17:56:37] I don't even know.

[17:56:38] Sprint Togo? Wait, huh?

[17:57:04] Wait, but how do I fucking sprint?

[17:57:32] Okay, but how do I fucking sprint?

[17:57:42] It doesn't tell me.

[17:58:02] It was a dark and scary night.

[17:58:04] Late one Halloween.

[17:58:06] Oh, this is how I sprint right now.

[17:58:08] What if I just...

[17:58:10] Sprint off of it?

[17:58:12] It doesn't let me.

[17:58:25] That may die.

[17:58:26] I'm not even putting pressure in this state, does it?

[17:58:31] What the fuck?

[17:58:32] Maybe it is later.

[17:58:34] Somebody in Chad said it unlocks later,

[17:58:36] So I think it's true

[17:58:40] What the fuck was that better to just use to keep no no no no no no no no don't use keep our mouse

[17:59:03] No, nope Jesus this path is so long go to the graveyard

[17:59:26] Well back to doing this

[17:59:42] Damn, see way too long. There's a very long walk. At least the scenery is nice. I

[17:59:53] I see a lot of fog, let's turn back. Hold L1.

[18:00:05] Oh my grill myself! It's in silent hail!

[18:00:16] Well, I toggled it on, so I don't have to hold it.

[18:00:23] The rocks are falling. It's very foggy.

[18:00:36] What the fuck? Who was that?

[18:00:42] Hear that gurgling noise? From my dead wife. And blah blah blah.

[18:01:13] I'm not going. My wife is dead.

[18:01:17] Who the fuck is writing to me? Are you crazy?

[18:01:23] Whoa, what the hell?

[18:01:27] What's that?

[18:01:28] Is he breathing?

[18:01:44] The sun's groping around my skull.

[18:01:47] Groping? Ew!

[18:01:53] Is this how the save spots are? They're just...

[18:01:56] glowing red... glowing red maxi pads?

[18:02:03] Holy shit!

[18:02:42] I'm sorry, I was just...

[18:02:44] Hey, it's okay. I didn't mean to scare you.

[18:02:46] Yeah, I'm looking for Silent Hill.

[18:02:55] Is this the right way?

[18:02:57] Um, yeah.

[18:02:59] Nobody looks for silent hail sir. It's hard to see with this fog, but there's only the one road. You can't miss it

[18:03:04] Just stay away

[18:03:14] this

[18:03:17] This town there's something

[18:03:20] wrong with it and

[18:03:22] It's not just the fog either

[18:03:28] dangers

[18:03:30] Maybe

[18:03:31] What do you mean just tell them it's dangerous do not go there. It's kind of hard to explain

[18:03:37] I'll be careful

[18:03:39] I'm not lying

[18:03:41] No, I believe you. It's just...

[18:03:43] I guess I don't really care if it's dangerous or not.

[18:03:48] I'm going either way.

[18:03:50] But why?

[18:03:52] I'm looking for...

[18:03:54] Well, that's because I'm a dumbass man.

[18:03:56] I'm a idiot.

[18:03:58] I'm not a smart man. I'm a dumb man.

[18:04:01] So one wrote me a scam letter and I fell for it.

[18:04:05] I'm looking for my mama.

[18:04:07] I mean my mother.

[18:04:08] It's been so long since I've seen her.

[18:04:10] and brother were here, but I can't find them either.

[18:04:21] What? How long has she been here?

[18:04:25] I'm sorry, it's not your problem.

[18:04:27] No, I... I hope you find them.

[18:04:32] Yeah, you too.

[18:04:34] I would turn back. I would fucking turn back. I would not stay here.

[18:04:52] Did you, uh... did you want anything else?

[18:05:03] No, it's just... does it seem... unsettling to you?

[18:05:12] I guess...

[18:05:13] What do you mean you guess?

[18:05:18] It's just through the gate and down the path. You'll get there in no time.

[18:05:22] Good luck finding your... the one you're looking for.

[18:05:30] Yeah. I should probably get going.

[18:05:34] You should.

[18:05:36] Bert will take that shit now.

[18:05:38] Is this like Resident Evil where you'll find like, free items?

[18:05:45] Are there no items?

[18:05:47] Do I find nothing but despair and sadness?

[18:05:52] Disappointment?

[18:06:11] Nothing, nothing cool like hiding between headstones.

[18:06:14] The tombstones?

[18:06:17] No cool secrets?

[18:06:21] Oh god, that's terrifying.

[18:06:43] That's suspicious.

[18:07:21] That's weird.

[18:07:27] Why is there a brave stone here?

[18:07:31] In the water?

[18:07:33] I'm almost at Silent Hill Ranch. What is that? What the fuck was that? Can't go this way.

[18:10:17] Mousey, you rock. You make people happy and that makes you rad. You deserve everything.

[18:10:23] I may have too much limoncello in me. Love you, Mousey, I'm so love.

[18:10:27] Thank you for getting easy I hope you enjoy your limon chelo

[18:10:32] Can't go in the ranch.

[18:10:45] This sub-a-thon has been the best sub-a-thon ever also I appreciate this sub-a-thon a lot

[18:10:55] because um you know I've been really stressed out about like but I'm stressed out about

[18:11:14] my dad he's been sick he hasn't been doing too well he hasn't been doing too well

[18:11:35] and I can't really check up on him because you know when when he's sick I can't be around at all

[18:11:44] I can't really see him. I feel the vision is not big enough but I wonder if I can even make

[18:12:01] it bigger if this is mine. It's perfect maybe I'm just imagining stuff maybe I'm just scared

[18:12:26] whoa there's a mountain of trash my mom earlier and she she showed me my dad he's been sleeping

[18:13:08] like a little baby crawled up and then wrapped up in his blankets and his sweater and his hoodie.

[18:13:26] I can go in there. I don't know parts. I'm in.

[18:14:12] Do you play this without playing the first one? I don't know but I'm doing it.

[18:14:30] Hello? Anyone in here?

[18:14:34] Oh god!

[18:14:35] Time to get the window fixed.

[18:14:53] spare keys in the drawer it's a but thank you it's so fucking doors what the

[18:15:49] fuck Brian turn the brightness up this is crazy

[18:15:56] I'm gonna evolve into a fucking owl right now open my eyes really why trying to

[18:16:03] see auto parts key that's controller playstation one in my restless dreams I

[18:17:15] see that town Silent Hill promised me to take me there again someday but you

[18:17:19] I never did. Well, I'm alone there now in our special place waiting for you.

[18:17:23] This is me. Looks like a bitch to me.

[18:17:41] I've been keeping that shit in there all this whole time.

[18:18:11] Let the light in. Let the light in! Two different men.

[18:18:43] It looks like another guy from this angle and then another guy from this angle.

[18:18:47] It looks like Jeremy Fragrance!

[18:18:59] Oh my god, he does look like Jeremy Fragrance. Holy shit.

[18:19:10] Searching for his perfect bottle of fragrance and his perfect woman.

[18:19:33] Is this a wholesome stream?

[18:20:02] What do you think?

[18:20:04] It's gonna be an interesting stream.

[18:20:11] We're playing Jeremy Fragrance Simulator.

[18:20:14] I think you'd like it.

[18:20:31] Or like when he's like...

[18:20:33] Fuck!

[18:21:01] Work ahead.

[18:21:02] I sure hope it does!

[18:21:03] What does this mean?

[18:21:06] That's it?

[18:21:08] That's all?

[18:21:11] Why is shit growling?

[18:21:13] I had to say it, I'm sorry.

[18:21:44] The ranch was different than where the fuck I'm going now?

[18:21:48] I thought Silent Hill Ranch was it.

[18:21:53] Wait, can I go into those buildings over there or no?

[18:22:07] These buildings I'm never gonna go into.

[18:22:09] Time to check.

[18:22:12] Wait, I'm gonna waste time!

[18:22:42] Over there, bro.

[18:22:43] Silent Hill.

[18:22:59] This is false advertisement.

[18:23:01] Not very silent.

[18:23:03] Districted staff only.

[18:23:06] Staff, staff of what?

[18:23:08] What the fuck?

[18:23:35] Person in their right mind would see this and be like, oh.

[18:23:47] Yeah, I'm totally gonna go through that.

[18:23:49] I'm gonna go in there, and I'm gonna

[18:23:51] fucking walk through all that shit.

[18:23:53] Fuck no! I will turn around and leave!

[18:23:56] Sorry!

[18:24:03] Will you ever see a fucking...

[18:24:05] I'm gonna answer that.

[18:24:07] Katina, I'm not coming in there.

[18:24:14] You'll never see Silencio, Silencio lobo-

[18:24:17] Get me?

[18:24:19] You'll never see that shit.

[18:24:21] There's no fucking Loma de Silencio ever!

[18:24:48] Is it Loma or Loma?

[18:24:51] I swear I've seen more.

[18:24:56] Nakolina de Silencio!

[18:24:59] Ain't nobody ever gonna make no fucking Colina de Silencio!

[18:25:01] You think, are you crazy?

[18:25:04] We see the shit, we run away.

[18:25:07] Oh yeah?

[18:25:24] Do they keep the bloody footprints?

[18:25:25] There's bloody footprints?

[18:25:27] What are you talking about?

[18:25:36] Somebody needs to fix these roads.

[18:25:38] We just talked to the town the mayor of the town

[18:25:41] How how how pissed do you think people would be if if somebody put me saying?

[18:25:56] Whoa guys, it's just like a chill again to our game

[18:26:03] You're playing white guy. It's your civic duty to explore the not at all creepy abandoned town

[18:26:10] Thank you. I look like a chill again. I noticed your resting heartbeat has been going down

[18:26:30] That's usually a good sign that you're gay in better shape.

[18:26:33] Yes! It's true! It's true!

[18:26:36] My resting heart rate has been going up.

[18:26:39] It's a little high today, because, um...

[18:26:41] Ah...

[18:26:42] It's...

[18:26:43] I've just been a little stressed out today.

[18:26:46] But yes, it is correct. That is correct.

[18:27:04] You guys remember that shit?

[18:27:05] The thing is that we're not here earlier.

[18:27:08] Like a year or two ago, my resting heart rate was like at 98.

[18:27:11] Pfft!

[18:27:17] No joke.

[18:27:18] Yeah, I was like at 198.

[18:27:24] I would frequently hit like 120, 130.

[18:27:36] But I think, I think like being live and being, you know, stressed of other things and...

[18:27:43] I think I'm a little elevated right now, but I'll be okay.

[18:27:50] Also, I haven't been on my fucking treadmill this whole sub-a-thon.

[18:27:57] Which I need to get back on.

[18:28:13] I love you too!

[18:28:21] Oh no, don't tell me that, I'm gonna start crying.

[18:28:23] Fine! I love you!

[18:28:30] Okay, never mind!

[18:28:31] No trespassing.

[18:29:02] Visitors must register at the main office.

[18:29:04] What is this? A fucking school?

[18:29:06] I have to say, the sound design is amazing.

[18:29:15] What the fuck?

[18:29:16] It's crazy.

[18:29:19] The sound design is incredible.

[18:29:26] Roadrunner?

[18:29:27] Hey mouse, I don't know this, but there is a real life Silent Hill.

[18:29:52] It's in Pennsylvania that what the game is based off of.

[18:29:55] Well, thank you G-Rubb and thank you for the bids.

[18:29:58] I didn't know that.

[18:30:01] What if I go that?

[18:30:16] Type of trash can?

[18:30:30] I've never seen a trash can like that in my whole entire life.

[18:30:33] I've always wanted to see one infirmly that looks just like that,

[18:30:37] but I've never seen one and I don't even know if they exist

[18:30:39] and I think that it's just a movie and TV one.

[18:30:41] It's called a centrelia-tra-trail-a.

[18:30:48] These are games, but I've never seen a-a-a trash can like that

[18:31:00] in my whole entire life, in real life.

[18:31:02] I'm just starting to question if they're real or not a better map a real map

[18:31:24] Groovy music

[18:31:27] Jesus Christ this town is huge

[18:31:33] Ariana Grande Rosewater Park

[18:31:36] Groovy music Blue Creek Apartments Woodside Apartments the lucky Jade restaurant

[18:31:40] Big J's Grand Marquette

[18:31:43] American Cafe Texan Cafe Gonzalez's Restaurant Neely's Bar Happy Burger

[18:31:49] 12th Street Apartments?

[18:31:51] Well, you know, we gotta go to Gonzales' Restaurant, of course.

[18:31:57] I could go to previous maps.

[18:32:07] Cool.

[18:32:09] I like the sound of all the papers.

[18:32:17] The paper sounds?

[18:32:18] Love it.

[18:32:19] Oh, South Vale.

[18:32:32] What side is South Vale?

[18:32:36] Okay, you told me twice.

[18:32:40] I appreciate it.

[18:32:41] Thanks.

[18:32:42] What is this?

[18:32:49] Flowers.

[18:32:50] If I turn this way...

[18:32:55] oh that's the street I gotta go to but this is nothing very nice paper I can

[18:33:21] get the news what side apartments severely flooded well there's a there's a RV

[18:33:37] over there another RV or fuck that is a phone look four minutes for a dollar what

[18:33:53] What the fuck?

[18:33:54] I just have like my cell phone on my cell phone.

[18:34:32] What year is this?

[18:34:33] Well, a male.

[18:34:40] Ew, blood.

[18:34:57] It's open.

[18:34:58] It's not open.

[18:35:02] I wonder when I get my flashlight.

[18:35:16] Miss Cassandra, a customer came in today.

[18:35:31] Ordered a mixed bouquet red and white.

[18:35:34] I tried to explain his bad luck, but he couldn't decide on just one.

[18:35:38] He seemed a bit off.

[18:35:39] Looked at me like I wasn't even there.

[18:35:41] And he just left and said he'd be back to pick him up later.

[18:35:44] I just wanted to let you know, since I might be gone by then.

[18:35:49] And no one ever came back.

[18:35:50] The paper sounds.

[18:35:58] Selected flower shop message.

[18:36:17] Um, whoever works here is doing a shitty ass job.

[18:36:22] Keeping everything alive, because everything is fucking dead.

[18:36:26] I'm just saying.

[18:36:32] No disrespect, you know?

[18:36:39] Is this?

[18:37:02] It's called blood.

[18:37:04] You idiot.

[18:37:18] The town is called Centralaya.

[18:37:20] It's a mining town, A.

[18:37:22] The underground mining tunnels caught on fire and will be on fire for the next two-fifty years they estimate cause of all of the coal.

[18:37:30] Is that what Silent Hill is based on?

[18:37:33] Whoa, thank you, J-REB.

[18:37:37] I think you freaking bit me.

[18:37:41] Movies are.

[18:37:47] Oh, wait, is that true?

[18:37:50] This place sucks!

[18:38:01] I'm never shopping here again.

[18:38:03] I feel like I could see things in the fog, but I also feel like I'm imagining stuff.

[18:38:25] Hold on, I need to put water in my water bottle.

[18:38:47] It's my water bottle!

[18:38:49] It's hiding my water bottle.

[18:38:55] What if I just spill my water bottle all over the place and just...

[18:39:10] Is it bad that sometimes I just have destructive thoughts like this where it's just like,

[18:39:16] what if I just say fucking and just spill my water everywhere?

[18:39:21] All over my fucking computer.

[18:39:23] I don't listen to them they just come up a lot you know they have a lot to say well since I'm gonna die I'm gonna eat a rice cake

[18:39:51] Well finally I just started

[18:40:00] started

[18:40:02] Just letting you know yes

[18:40:06] Spill water all over and make it look like you wet the bed. Hmm. Maybe not. I do not do such a thing so

[18:40:21] Thank you to no sis

[18:40:41] I don't

[18:40:43] Open stop fall. I hate wearing this heart rate monitor because it wraps around it wraps around my arm and it makes me it gives me like

[18:41:02] Really gets blood pressure cut and it's giving me anxiety

[18:41:06] But I want to wear it because I want I want you to see my heart rate

[18:41:10] and also

[18:41:13] If my heart rate goes below blah blah blah, I don't know

[18:41:17] What should we do?

[18:41:29] What what number should we do?

[18:41:31] Look at the leaves.

[18:41:33] What the hell?

[18:41:49] Look at the fucking leaves!

[18:41:51] 110 felt too high.

[18:41:54] That's like 105.

[18:41:56] That was dangerous 105.

[18:41:58] It's blood, bro!

[18:42:16] Fucking blood!

[18:42:26] GMP here.

[18:42:28] Congrats on our amazing sub-a-thon for doing so much for charity.

[18:42:32] Hope things go well for you on other things.

[18:42:34] Also, small clarification other has said.

[18:42:36] The town-to-thing they said was only in the movie adaptation.

[18:42:39] The game's have no relation

[18:42:42] Thank you, Graham. I see you know what? Well the more I look at it the more those look like pata

[18:43:43] They really told me where to go

[18:43:49] I'm kind of like

[18:43:57] Reminds me of the buildings that are like marked are the ones that I can go into all the blood

[18:44:14] How about I don't follow the blood?

[18:44:16] How about like I do something different and provocative and not follow the blood?

[18:44:24] But I don't follow the caca.

[18:44:35] So I can't go that way.

[18:44:49] Holy shit.

[18:44:52] Can't go this way.

[18:44:55] Can't go that way.

[18:44:57] Gonzales' Mexican restaurant.

[18:45:00] Mexican food.

[18:45:06] Chili sauce tacos.

[18:45:09] This girl is fucking caca.

[18:45:30] Ew, I'm stepping in it.

[18:45:32] What are you saying that the cacas from people eating tacos?

[18:45:53] What's wrong with you?

[18:45:55] Where are you guys getting your taco from?

[18:46:00] That's really suck.

[18:46:16] That's not real tangos.

[18:46:17] You can't deny the tango bell.

[18:46:21] Something about eating taco bell like that, like 4am.

[18:46:26] You know what I mean?

[18:46:27] Like 2am.

[18:46:29] One or 2am taco bell.

[18:46:35] When you're all fucked up.

[18:46:46] And you have to eat something.

[18:46:48] Here to corner, no parking.

[18:47:02] It's true, the real taco places aren't open at 3am.

[18:47:09] They're not because our leaders are-

[18:47:21] Now, don't follow the blood that leads to bad things.

[18:47:24] 3 follow your dreams that leads to good things, maybe grab a drink.

[18:47:28] Eat Silent Hill.

[18:47:30] Have that everything is cow-a-cow from Taco Bell.

[18:47:33] Yeah, well, it does our sleep by then, so they don't make tacos at that time.

[18:47:42] They don't make the tacos.

[18:47:44] I'm checking every fucking house.

[18:47:53] Fucking house.

[18:48:19] My grandma used to make bus, hold me flower tortillas.

[18:48:24] I bet your grandma's tortillas were amazing I wish I could have eaten some

[18:48:31] this is why I eat food more like empty hills

[18:48:37] bro everything's fucking empty there's nothing here it smells like shit

[18:48:42] there's cocoa on the ground I was like come on now on Lindsey Street and get in here either

[18:49:22] Oh, that's because I spelled for a scam letter on my dead wife.

[18:49:32] Jeremy, you got to get out of here.

[18:49:37] Just turn around, bro.

[18:49:39] Oh, cafe.

[18:49:43] Oh, did I go here?

[18:49:48] Hmm.

[18:49:49] There's like, it's been years.

[18:49:54] I need to fuck.

[18:49:55] Oh.

[18:49:56] Palma Caca.

[18:49:58] Cafe Texan.

[18:50:40] This is Texan food.

[18:50:42] Oh.

[18:50:55] Okay.

[18:50:59] Will I be able to go in there?

[18:51:01] Not allowed to go inside.

[18:51:30] Oh, is this open?

[18:51:31] Down that street! What the fuck?

[18:51:43] Can Google Maps?

[18:52:06] Oh no!

[18:52:29] How about no Hay Wing?

[18:52:48] How about, hey, no!

[18:52:59] Where man's a-

[18:53:00] Swamp...

[18:53:01] The lanes around him...

[18:53:23] What a surprise!

[18:53:24] I'm not gonna be able to go this way.

[18:53:39] Of course I'm not!

[18:53:40] Stop. Enter.

[18:53:45] Area close, off, doodling accident.

[18:53:47] Trust passing might lead to injury or death.

[18:53:55] before you realize you should go home.

[18:53:58] Like, how much more do you need?

[18:54:00] How much more proof do you need?

[18:54:02] That you should be going home right now.

[18:54:05] Because the writing is everywhere.

[18:54:26] Uber tried hard to find my house and toy.

[18:54:29] All right, the blood goes that way.

[18:54:38] But thank you, Elemental Titan,

[18:55:06] for the briefs up for 33 months.

[18:55:09] Senator, thank you so much for the prize.

[18:55:11] Jeremy, please!

[18:55:49] Jeremy, think about this, please.

[18:55:51] You can turn around.

[18:55:52] You can go back home.

[18:55:53] You could just forget this all happened right now. There's still time.

[18:55:57] You don't have to do this. You don't have to go through this.

[18:55:59] You don't have to do this! Jeremy, please!

[18:56:02] Jeremy, listen to me.

[18:56:08] What the fuck am I in front of you?

[18:56:21] I'm killing you. I'm killing you!

[18:56:23] Jeremy, no!

[18:56:24] I don't care about anything else. I don't give a shit about anything else.

[18:56:27] I-my programming is just get that fucking guy right now.

[18:56:31] Because if there is no, like-

[18:56:33] Oh, he's running? I've got to go!

[18:56:35] No, it's just-

[18:57:22] back and I get more water. Sorry I had to get water. Also, I know you're probably wondering.

[19:05:51] Um, yes, I did, I did scare myself, okay? Please. I don't want to hear your judgment.

[19:06:00] I have scared myself with my own fucking shadow. And that's okay because shit happens.

[19:06:18] It happens, you know? And that's life.

[19:06:31] Life and that's fine. I can get scared if I want to.

[19:06:45] I'm an adult. It's a normal thing.

[19:06:55] Here is a response...

[19:06:57] It's a normal response that humans have and is very healthy.

[19:07:00] I may be seeing it for myself.

[19:07:18] Lock on the road. I'm the same.

[19:08:19] Connoiter. Oh, there's cigarettes there.

[19:08:33] I always had to jump, because here was a fence.

[19:08:59] Stop delaying. Well, excuse me.

[19:09:41] I think you ever heard of slow and steady winds of race?

[19:09:50] This isn't a fucking race.

[19:09:53] The fuck is all this breathing going on?

[19:10:10] Can you stop fucking breathing please?

[19:10:40] He'll die.

[19:10:41] Wait, hold on.

[19:10:52] I'm a little scared.

[19:10:54] A tiny bit scared.

[19:11:12] Maybe if I just go up the stairs, I'll be fine.

[19:11:21] Well, I don't see anything.

[19:11:23] Suspicious.

[19:11:25] The guccoman, the guccoman, do you hear guccom everywhere?

[19:12:12] The guccoman!

[19:12:18] Is that you?

[19:12:34] Tell anybody what you did.

[19:12:44] No one has to know.

[19:12:46] It's okay, don't be embarrassed, it happens to everybody.

[19:12:53] Look around to find objects marked by white cloth.

[19:13:02] Those are objects or traversals you can interact with.

[19:13:12] So you're telling me that I have to crawl in that fucking hole?

[19:13:16] Thanks for telling me.

[19:13:18] Resident Evil does yellow tape, does yellow paint, and Silent Hill does white cloth. Okay, I got it.

[19:13:29] Hell yeah, Brazza! Hell yeah, brother!

[19:13:31] Fuck, did I hit my head? I have a flashlight at least, please?

[19:14:01] Oh, Jeremy!

[19:14:43] This place is a dump. So it's always been red paper saves, huh?

[19:14:50] Hi, Jeremy? It's Jeremy Frigrid!

[19:14:53] No one's ever heard of a flashlight in this fucking town, swear. I have to eat a- I have to eat a rice cake.

[19:15:11] My tummy's gonna hurt.

[19:15:13] What's on TV?

[19:15:34] Oh, we can look in here now.

[19:15:39] Anything good?

[19:15:40] Nutrition supplement.

[19:15:55] Health drink.

[19:15:56] Okay, press triangle, which is a button that I don't have, so I'm guessing it's white.

[19:16:14] It is totally the fridge. What the fuck?

[19:16:21] It's fine if it's a little expired.

[19:16:33] They say that if- if- you can drink it up to like a year, right?

[19:16:37] I think it'll- it's fine.

[19:17:10] Then go up here.

[19:17:11] She wasn't in my ear, and I don't wanna leave.

[19:19:03] I didn't think I need to take that health drink.

[19:19:04] This redness is gonna go away. Well, it's a good thing I have this stick with nails thing

[19:19:41] That magically disappears with my ass while I'm walking and from this room

[19:20:07] Well, of course

[19:20:14] Of course I have to go this way. Of course

[19:20:17] This is camera

[19:20:20] This is dodge

[19:20:22] Okay, well that was just sitting everywhere

[19:20:41] What was in that food a dirty needle?

[19:21:05] wow this is definitely something I want to put inside of me what the fuck the

[19:21:36] fuck is this range for is it the same as um restores vitality by relieving pain

[19:21:45] oh so it's like the health drink holy shit okay I did not know I thought I

[19:22:19] just got one I thought I just got one map

[19:22:22] you have any sharp objects in your pockets yes I do and you don't want to

[19:22:28] see what I got you can turn it off what happens if you turn it off oh I won't

[19:23:24] hear the monsters oh shit crazy and let me put this away you make the rain so

[19:24:00] that's why it was raining by a drugs radio stop allowing me to open shit that

[19:24:28] doesn't have anything inside I'm out of here one of the zoo not here she's dead

[19:26:06] When are you gonna understand that you can scam?

[19:26:11] Out of hiccups you see? I get the hiccups a lot and I hate it because they hurt.

[19:26:52] Hiccups hurt while we're down Marching Street.

[19:27:11] You just ride on the map, okay? So I guess we have to go to Neely's Bar.

[19:27:48] I keep hoping that I can enter another building.

[19:28:13] Reading this, leave. This place is not what it seems.

[19:28:16] Sometimes you just have to look behind.

[19:28:24] Run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away.

[19:28:30] Just listen, listen to the sound of the paper.

[19:28:44] Oh, this reminds me of that scrapbooking ASMR video that I used to watch.

[19:29:01] There's this channel that is nothing but scrapbooking ASMR and it's so good.

[19:29:06] I think I showed it on stream one time.

[19:29:09] The scrapbooking ASMR?

[19:29:11] A messenger bag?

[19:29:32] What year are we in?

[19:29:33] You said look behind.

[19:29:49] But the noise came from forward.

[19:29:52] So, which one is it?

[19:29:54] Oh, you're still there.

[19:30:26] In the street, dead.

[19:30:27] For whoever they are.

[19:30:30] These areas, safe.

[19:30:36] This close up of a space.

[19:30:48] Oh, Jeremy.

[19:30:58] Hope you had a great stream.

[19:31:09] Ha!

[19:31:13] You have to play games again soon.

[19:31:14] Or else.

[19:31:15] Yeah, it was, it gave me like, huh.

[19:31:22] You got games on your phone energy.

[19:31:23] You know what I mean?

[19:31:24] Is there another one of you?

[19:31:30] Jerk off, man! Keep going down, and I'll be ok. Not gonna be ok. Maybe I can. Maybe I can open the gate. Never mind. Of course I can't open the gate.

[19:32:16] I see red again. Looks are my washers. Super strong, super clean wash away the stains of yesterday.

[19:34:48] What was the point of this? What is the point of me reading that? Guys, why did I come in here? I thought I was gonna have a ticket all the way across the other fucking side.

[19:35:38] and it was all a fucking lie.

[19:35:51] Maybe something good in the Texan Cafe?

[19:36:01] This isn't a Texan Cafe.

[19:36:03] This is a bookstore.

[19:36:09] Light reading?

[19:36:14] This isn't a cafe at all.

[19:36:18] It's a bookstore.

[19:36:21] Anything good to read?

[19:36:29] In search of 1965, the town of Silent Hill

[19:36:32] was visited by Maine's Physical Research Association.

[19:36:36] After thorough examination,

[19:36:37] a team of experts doubted us

[19:36:39] when the association concluded the area surrounding

[19:36:43] now historic Wilts coal mine to be highly active. They also express their hopes for further research

[19:36:49] and exploration of the gorge. These hopes however were never filled due to the location being restricted

[19:36:56] as a historic nature preserve as declared by the Silent Hill Historical Society. Additionally,

[19:37:05] the idea was met with persistence from the local community which claimed

[19:37:08] And then, nature, the ocean's research went into a tourist activity in the area.

[19:37:19] Questioning the credibility of our research and hiding behind day tripers seems like an excuse to rend us from seeing what's really out there.

[19:37:26] Commented one of the researchers.

[19:37:28] Unfortunately none of the local representatives were available to comment on the matter.

[19:37:32] At the time of publishing there were no, is this no evidence supporting credibility of radiocesia?

[19:37:40] What is that, ready, esthesia?

[19:38:31] You mean, back off?

[19:38:36] Sticks to find water?

[19:38:38] What the fuck?

[19:38:40] That is not real.

[19:38:41] And then I might have to heal.

[19:39:02] It's real?

[19:39:45] I'm an idiot.

[19:39:47] And I'm going to die.

[19:39:49] Thank you so much for the ride.

[19:40:09] I hope you had a great stream.

[19:40:10] Thank you.

[19:40:11] Hey, what the fuck?

[19:42:12] Myself open, I feel great.

[19:42:33] It means over an honest cup of coffee.

[19:42:55] Enjoy the memories.

[19:42:56] They're no targeting system?

[19:43:51] Oh, God, that sucks.

[19:43:54] Gorgeous.

[19:43:55] What is that coin for?

[19:43:57] These people get like crawling around on the ground like weirdo.

[19:45:34] I'm being ambushed by a bunch of naked people.

[19:45:40] I'm sick of this town!

[19:45:44] Don't read the spoilers, I don't read anything.

[19:45:46] Me? Read something?

[19:45:49] Are you nuts?

[19:45:54] Oh shit!

[19:46:21] This is where I think water's fuckin' town!

[19:46:23] Anything cool in here?

[19:46:33] Do I get a flashlight?

[19:46:40] Ever?

[19:46:52] I can't fucking see.

[19:47:00] I saw him again.

[19:47:01] Or at least I think so.

[19:47:03] He says he didn't.

[19:47:04] But I don't know anymore, I'm tired.

[19:47:06] I can't find it, doesn't matter.

[19:47:07] That scraping noise again...

[19:47:11] scraping noise?

[19:47:34] And he's here!

[19:47:35] Tom's here, he calls one cause it's like...

[19:49:07] he's in my way.

[19:49:08] You know?

[19:49:09] Leave?

[19:49:37] It's just like leave, you know?

[19:49:40] He ain't going over there.

[19:49:41] Another person who just wants to jack off and they're not allowed...

[19:50:01] What is this bondage, Tom?

[19:51:03] That's a mighty fine piece of lumber you got there, Mousie.

[19:51:06] Thanks.

[19:51:07] Oh god, nothing.

[19:52:34] I'll never give that shit CPR.

[19:54:12] He can't open the- there was a hole here.

[19:54:17] It's gone now.

[19:54:18] A hole!

[19:54:19] Oh, we got into him.

[19:54:24] He just started smashing the thing.

[19:54:26] Had to throw him out.

[19:54:27] He ran off, cried, he fixed everything.

[19:54:29] I gathered up what I could.

[19:54:31] Still haven't found one of the buttons.

[19:54:33] Half the records is still lodged inside,

[19:54:39] but the other part's missing.

[19:54:40] I figure he must have taken it.

[19:54:42] Come to think of it, he did run towards Groovy.

[19:54:45] Anyway, maybe go check up on him,

[19:54:47] See if he's alright, he lives over at Seoul.

[19:54:50] By the pharmacy, apartment 9.

[19:54:52] I'm riding on the fucking map.

[19:55:20] So now we have to go, wait, we have to go to Groovy and then to Seouls?

[19:56:38] Why is the deep south the safest place to relocate during the zombie apocalypse?

[19:56:43] Toothless zombies can't bite.

[19:56:46] What the hell?

[19:56:48] Better go take that shit first.

[19:57:06] Look at him!

[19:57:26] It looks different in every scene in the cutscene in the save menu in the fuck look

[19:57:32] He's definitely going through it

[19:58:07] this trip

[19:58:09] All right, so I guess we go out to Groovy's and then we go to

[19:58:14] Looks like he's not maybe

[19:58:34] I'm gonna go this way

[19:58:46] And he's tool shop, and he's coming!

[19:58:56] The Geegers computers

[19:59:09] Oh God

[19:59:15] The door that wakes that wakes in darkness opening into nightmare

[19:59:59] The other day, drunk and in tears, had half a record with him kept yelling, we gotta fix

[20:02:15] it somehow.

[20:02:16] I was willing to do it just to shut him up.

[20:02:18] So I got up to get the glue from the cabinet, but then he realized he only had one half,

[20:02:23] so he ran out.

[20:02:24] Can't do much about the record, maybe ask around at Neely's next time you're there.

[20:02:29] Might be one of theirs.

[20:02:30] I just hid around here, some music, find the melody of your dream and kick up

[20:03:09] your heels.

[20:03:10] Are we gonna have to listen to him like morning this whole time?

[20:03:23] Ugh.

[20:04:15] Bro, fuck.

[20:04:16] Fuck me.

[20:04:17] One more hit and I'm dead.

[20:05:08] I got it.

[20:05:09] I got the record.

[20:05:10] Going home.

[20:05:14] I open the door now.

[20:05:29] Climax.

[20:05:30] Oh, a piano!

[20:05:31] Music can bring you back to those wonderful moments you got lost.

[20:05:40] What has music done for me today?

[20:05:42] Get me killed!

[20:05:43] The radio is getting me murdered by these creatures!

[20:05:46] They do shit for me today!

[20:06:03] You could still tell this is where people used to fucking snort cocaine.

[20:06:06] Jesus Christ.

[20:06:07] Oh my god, there's so many of them.

[20:06:49] Are we good, buggy?

[20:07:23] I don't remember.

[20:07:26] Is it this way?

[20:07:27] Is this where the door is?

[20:07:33] Where the fuck was the door?

[20:07:41] Oh, prom.

[20:07:42] Faith, wait, where am I?

[20:08:57] What street, fuck.

[20:09:04] Oh, Jesus.

[20:10:27] It's two, isn't it?

[20:10:29] I don't have the button.

[20:10:30] I have to find a fucking button!

[20:10:38] Of course that's missing.

[20:10:59] I have to go two different slots.

[20:11:33] I don't think we can.

[20:11:34] I'm gonna fuckin' die.

[20:12:04] My car is right outside.

[20:12:19] I'm gonna get that something kill.

[20:12:22] I'm gonna fuckin'

[20:13:21] All the way around!

[20:13:28] Get over there.

[20:14:10] I'm gonna go around.

[20:14:13] I'm gonna throw a raid out to the Greatest Room.

[20:14:45] I just can't help it.

[20:15:10] Go for it.

[20:15:10] Happy burger.

[20:15:11] What you need is what you get.

[20:15:13] On the run, grab something to go.

[20:15:15] To that apartment building.

[20:16:18] He tells me I have to go through here.

[20:16:39] See that? I died. I know.

[20:16:57] How bad is this game with giving you heals?

[20:17:18] Really bad, isn't it?

[20:17:19] Is it- is it that scarce?

[20:17:21] like nothing anywhere?

[20:17:50] Health place at a burger place?

[20:18:07] Oh shit, hold on, my fucking...

[20:18:12] The thing came off, hold on.

[20:18:14] Beach at a burger place if you want.

[20:18:40] Yes, but when I go in there, there's two of them in there

[20:18:42] and they're not going to be nice to me.

[20:18:44] I'm killing you.

[20:34:23] I'm killing you.

[20:34:25] I don't care about anything else, I don't give a shit about anything.

[20:34:27] Is this how you-

[20:34:28] My programming is just get that fucking guy right now.

[20:34:31] Because if there is no one-

[20:34:33] Oh, he's running?

[20:34:35] Nope, it's just-

[20:34:37] Well, eat my fuckin' balls!

[20:34:39] Eat my fuckin' balls on a plate!

[20:34:54] Eat my fuckin' balls!

[20:34:57] I will make the biggest fuss!

[20:35:43] And the biggest ruckus!

[20:35:44] You sure that there is a heel in there?

[20:36:32] Because I swear to God, if there's no heel in there,

[20:36:34] I'm gonna fuckin' go eat shit!

[20:36:36] On the entire chat!

[20:36:37] I'm about to fuckin' die!

[20:37:11] Why the fuck do I want to go fuckin'-

[20:37:13] I'm positively-

[20:37:15] Positive about me wanting to fuckin'-

[20:37:20] How I get in there?

[20:39:00] There's nothing in here because I was behind the counter and there was nothing back there.

[20:42:54] Strange photos I found.

[20:42:55] There's a little bit of that bug and not the creature.

[20:46:24] Come here bug.

[20:47:07] All three apartment.

[20:47:24] One.

[20:47:25] Okay, well I can't read this fucking map.

[20:47:28] What it looks like a map reader.

[20:47:29] I wonder if I get a flashlight.

[20:47:30] I can't see.

[20:47:31] I think I'm going to open the brightness because I can't fucking see.

[20:47:32] Thanks bed.

[20:47:34] Let me lay down and take a nap.

[20:47:35] But I can forget this whole fucking nightmare.

[20:47:36] I'm putting it back.

[20:47:39] It kind of looks like a map reader.

[20:47:40] It's like a map reader.

[20:47:41] I can't read this.

[20:47:42] I can't read this.

[20:48:23] I can't read this.

[20:48:24] I can't read this.

[20:48:25] I can't read this.

[20:48:26] I can't read this.

[20:48:27] I'm putting it back. I gotta look for shit.

[20:48:38] See the difference.

[20:48:49] And I hate it.

[20:48:51] I've left this key.

[20:48:57] It says there's a leak from upstairs.

[20:48:59] Gotta check it out.

[20:49:15] The paper! I did it! I did it!

[20:49:17] I shook the paper.

[20:49:19] Oh, I got the key.

[20:49:21] Apartment 5.

[20:49:23] I just need to find some health.

[20:49:32] I'm a man in pain.

[20:49:36] See my balls, chat.

[20:49:52] What's this way?

[20:50:20] is locked.

[20:50:22] Carman 3 is locked.

[20:51:01] In bugs.

[20:51:02] You see chat?

[20:51:21] Lean pharmacy.

[20:51:23] Relive mind.

[20:51:25] Barrowman.

[20:51:28] Alpraxanax.

[20:51:34] That thing that ba-da-da-da-da-da-da is expensive.

[20:51:44] Holy shit.

[20:51:46] Jesus, your insurance.

[20:51:49] Try to open 50 doors.

[20:51:53] I got an achievement for that!

[20:52:11] Thanks.

[20:52:12] Guess?

[20:52:13] Bruh.

[20:52:34] Hey, what the fuck?

[20:52:44] That's disgusting.

[20:52:54] No fucking way.

[20:53:03] Why am I in this person's apartment again?

[20:54:01] I'm starting a food delivery service for zombies.

[20:54:04] I'm calling it HelloFlesh.

[20:54:06] Bruh.

[20:54:07] Why did they come here?

[20:54:22] I'm just a man.

[20:54:37] We got scammed.

[20:54:38] Coming from outside?

[20:55:05] Or inside?

[20:55:06] Oh, god.

[20:55:11] Of course.

[20:55:24] They're probably out on the balcony.

[20:55:27] Aren't they?

[20:55:28] Oh no, they're downstairs.

[20:55:41] Hi!

[20:55:42] I hope one day you can jerk off.

[20:55:49] They could leave me the fuck alone.

[20:55:51] I'm curious.

[20:56:00] But if I hit it, it'll bring down the ladder.

[20:56:09] But maybe I don't want the ladder to go down.

[20:56:12] Because I don't want them coming up here.

[20:56:15] They're not hurting me.

[20:56:16] They're hurting me!

[20:56:17] Fuckin' knew it!

[20:56:50] And then she came and washed it all away.

[20:56:52] It all started to make sense again.

[20:56:55] It's this place.

[20:56:56] Please, I can't fight it.

[20:56:58] Gotta get my head straight.

[20:57:00] Quick stop at Texan.

[20:57:02] Then we're going.

[20:57:24] What the hell?

[20:57:41] I swear I heard somebody breathing.

[20:57:43] What the-

[20:57:56] And somebody's butt-

[20:59:46] You can't go inside the caca room.

[20:59:51] Sorry, sir, I know caca room for you.

[21:00:08] Bosses fucking hands.

[21:00:30] I'm thinking.

[21:00:37] I'm thinking now, cause I'm like,

[21:00:39] should I go down and try to go

[21:00:41] crawl through the hole, or should I just say

[21:00:43] and just go back and then save.

[21:00:45] And then maybe I can come back and crawl

[21:00:47] through the fucking hole.

[21:01:04] Holy shit!

[21:01:19] I just think I would feel more comfortable saving,

[21:01:28] running and saving.

[21:02:24] You just need to run straight and it's all good.

[21:04:33] The whole day there,

[21:04:37] just the two of us staring at the water.

[21:05:20] What kind of bar has a crazy ass key like that?

[21:06:02] Grits everywhere.

[21:06:12] I have to listen to this guy moaning grown for hours.

[21:06:33] I really don't want to take the vitamins I will prevail I will I will I will I will wait

[21:06:40] I will wait to take the vitamins I was I yet came back after you left it's fine

[21:07:06] I didn't try anything just seem sad mumbled something about getting out of town

[21:07:11] with someone I wasn't gonna let him drive in this condition so I locked him

[21:07:15] out this car should be out back maybe check if it's still there by morning

[21:07:20] It's the greenish blue one plate number ending with 06 I think or song Rollswater Park Greenish Blue's car

[21:07:56] Suri in 90 hours. That's true. We're 96 hours. Oh

[21:08:23] It's almost over

[21:08:27] It's almost over guys. I'm just a man. It's all I need. So soon. Let's raise the time for all wait

[21:09:07] Can't go backwards only forward in time. Shit. Hold on. I'll see my meds. Jeremy. He's awake

[21:09:44] Hold on Jeremy. Actually you know what? I like that Jeremy. He's a troubled man. He's been through a lot.

[21:10:43] There's a lot of things going on in his life. And one of them is that people keep wanting to bite his ass.

[21:10:50] It's not his fault. It's not his fault that everybody wants to eat his ass. But you know, it is what it is.

[21:11:01] Everybody wants to eat his ass!

[21:11:09] Jeremy is a fragrant man.

[21:12:08] Not his fault everybody wants to eat his ass.

[21:12:11] He smells great.

[21:12:13] He's the king of fragrance.

[21:12:16] Huh?

[21:12:17] Sorry.

[21:12:18] Did you just scare yourself with a camera?

[21:12:44] No!

[21:12:46] I didn't do that.

[21:12:47] Startled?

[21:13:00] Maybe.

[21:13:01] Scared?

[21:13:02] No.

[21:13:07] I'm so fucking losing up.

[21:13:08] Sorry, I'm buying my man's arm.

[21:13:31] I'm almost done.

[21:13:45] La colina callada.

[21:13:46] And Lomo Silencio Salos almost broke a leg today. Holy shit

[21:14:31] Broke ain't tell me like

[21:14:43] Almost broke some guys like to brush my teeth in like 30 minutes

[21:15:37] No, I'm taking these I take this uh

[21:15:40] Took this medicine that tastes really bad. I just took a medicine that tastes really awful

[21:15:53] It's just one of my headed man

[21:16:14] What else do I get?

[21:16:59] OOOOOOOH!

[21:17:00] Fuck you lied to me!

[21:18:08] It's the bug, thank goodness.

[21:18:15] You're ready to run?

[21:18:16] What the fuck did you say to me?

[21:18:48] Should I heal?

[21:18:49] It said green car.

[21:19:40] But the license plate said 06, right?

[21:19:58] A green blue.

[21:20:09] So a bling- a bling car.

[21:20:11] Green car, okay.

[21:20:45] As your car?

[21:20:50] Who's fault is it for leaving it out there?

[21:20:52] Nama.

[21:20:53] Nama.

[21:20:59] I broke 50 windows, wow, thanks.

[21:21:38] Car, oop, this is where I came from.

[21:22:01] And that's where I have to go.

[21:22:04] I'm allowed to be.

[21:22:06] Look, there's the bleeding car.

[21:24:16] Because it got flooded, wasn't that on the news?

[21:24:31] I'm gonna have a straight run to the bathroom.

[21:24:33] Sorry.

[21:36:56] I had to brush my teeth.

[21:37:04] I just had to brush my teeth.

[21:37:14] Come on, please.

[21:37:17] Get back here, chatter!

[21:37:20] This is a brush my teeth!

[21:37:21] Oh.

[21:37:22] Did you floss?

[21:37:39] Uh, duh.

[21:37:40] I'm not sure the rate, I hope you had a great stream, I know you're probably not here because I only have cake.

[21:37:48] But thank you!

[21:37:49] Hello!

[21:37:50] Hello everybody.

[21:37:52] Sorry, I had to brush my teeth.

[21:37:53] To brush my teeth.

[21:37:58] Now I'm going to proceed to play this video game!

[21:38:11] Did you format email with your teeth?

[21:38:13] Pffft!

[21:38:14] What the fuck?

[21:38:15] Hey, but the game doesn't...

[21:42:51] So I...

[21:43:04] What?

[21:43:05] What is going on?

[21:43:06] I might restart the game.

[21:43:32] Kinda nervous.

[21:43:37] I'm starting the game when I do anything now.

[21:43:46] It's your bullies!

[21:43:53] Okay.

[21:43:54] I won't.

[21:44:10] I think when I play, sometimes when I play and I pause for a long time and I come back,

[21:44:15] uh, the game is in danger.

[21:44:17] The game is in danger of going crazy and going p-

[21:44:20] I'm exploding my computer.

[21:44:24] Uh, yeah, but don't worry, I'm getting my new PC soon, so...

[21:44:33] Oh shit, Chotel's playing...

[21:45:10] Violent?

[21:45:11] Nope.

[21:45:12] As well?

[21:45:13] Where's he at?

[21:45:14] Is he as far as me, or is he further than me?

[21:45:17] Probably further than me.

[21:45:19] Ah, he's a gamer and I'm not.

[21:45:21] This game just wrapped today.

[21:45:26] If you pre-ordered the game and bought the Deluxe version, you could play it today.

[21:45:30] Now you have to wait two more days.

[21:45:34] Or four days? Two days?

[21:45:43] In a few days!

[21:45:46] Alright, restarting game.

[21:45:48] It's been 30 minutes.

[21:45:50] I know, I brushed my teeth already, don't worry.

[21:45:54] Thanks.

[21:46:13] I did not read that warning, wait.

[21:46:16] I did not read the warning.

[21:46:31] Well, this game contains caca.

[21:46:39] Yeah, a lot of caca.

[21:46:45] Oh no, I forgot! We never went back to the apartment!

[21:46:50] We never went back to the apartment!

[21:46:52] And crawled in the hole!

[21:46:54] Will I have a chance to go back to the apartment?

[21:46:57] There's it too late for me to go back to the apartment.

[21:47:06] I didn't go in the hole in the apartment.

[21:47:09] Was there anything good in that hole in the apartment?

[21:47:14] They gave me bullets, but I had no gun.

[21:47:28] He'd write coins in the five holes, B.

[21:48:02] First sits the maiden underneath the tree.

[21:48:06] The wind from behind, the maiden doth glow.

[21:48:10] A beautiful flower alone has to grow.

[21:48:13] And here comes the man, so sleek and so fine,

[21:48:17] in the pale moonlight, his eyes don't shine.

[21:48:20] Bruh.

[21:48:41] What the heck?

[21:48:42] Who's-

[21:49:33] The game has it?

[21:49:34] I'm not saying it.

[21:49:35] Think about the Panini projector.

[21:49:36] What does Panini projector mean?

[21:49:52] And they're super sampling?

[21:49:53] Oh, nice.

[21:49:54] And super sampling.

[21:49:55] Also this, put it on DLSS.

[21:50:03] What does that do?

[21:50:04] Hey, T.T.

[21:50:05] Thank you so much for the rate.

[21:50:21] I hope you had a great stream.

[21:50:47] Thank you.

[21:50:48] Thanks for watching.

[21:50:49] I hope you enjoyed it.

[21:50:50] I'll see you next time.

[21:50:54] Bye!

[21:50:56] Bye!

[21:51:10] Better anti-aliasing in performance.

[21:51:13] Woah.

[21:51:20] What the hell?

[21:51:21] What the fuck?

[21:51:26] I see the difference.

[21:51:28] What in the fuck?

[21:51:29] This is wild.

[21:51:41] What the fuck?

[21:51:42] I'm watching like a TV show.

[21:51:57] Can I go out this way?

[21:52:29] Of course not.

[21:52:33] Fuck fuck.

[21:52:34] Not today, Satan.

[21:52:53] Not today.

[21:52:55] Bro, you scared the shit out of me.

[21:52:57] Who the hell?

[21:53:12] I should have known it was too good to be true.

[21:53:20] Excuse me, whoever's up there, can you stop pissing from up there, please?

[21:53:26] Your complaint regarding the gunshots coming from apartment 217, we have paid a visit to

[21:53:45] the tenant and he assured us that he does not own any firearms.

[21:53:48] He was fully cooperative and granted us access to the apartment.

[21:53:51] True to his words, we did not find any weapons or traces of using one.

[21:53:56] Should the noises persist, please inform the janitor.

[21:53:58] Sincerely, Woodside Apartments, is this telling me to go to room 217?

[21:54:03] Incredible ass smear.

[21:54:25] Boinkalibnit.

[21:54:41] Co-wes-tion-ma?

[21:54:42] I guess we gotta go up the stairs.

[21:54:59] Nope.

[21:55:00] Anybody here?

[21:55:01] Nope.

[21:55:01] I'm leaving.

[21:55:09] I'm a brave boy.

[21:55:12] I'm Jeremy Fragrance.

[21:55:13] I'm brave.

[21:55:16] I'm not afraid of anythings.

[21:55:20] Not so snoopy.

[21:55:21] Thank you so much for the raid.

[21:55:22] I hope you had a great stream.

[21:55:23] Hi.

[21:57:37] Oh my god.

[21:57:39] Not the double pussy, please.

[21:57:41] Oh, I should have healed.

[21:57:57] A double pussy.

[21:58:09] Did you not see that?

[21:58:10] That was four legs.

[21:58:41] POTATO!

[21:58:55] Why does that always work?

[21:58:57] Reading that always works.

[22:00:43] You will never be a frog.

[22:00:45] Thank you, y'all. Maybe I should.

[22:01:06] Oh, more ammo?

[22:01:30] Oh, it's the good thing I came in here.

[22:01:40] Can't go outside.

[22:01:46] Can't go out there. Wait.

[22:01:50] Oh, I need key.

[22:01:58] Take my pills.

[22:02:00] Save for the 50th time.

[22:02:03] Because I got ammo.

[22:02:05] I don't want to do that again.

[22:02:11] You miss having gills?

[22:02:12] What is this, Waterworld?

[22:02:14] Gills.

[22:02:15] Yes, we read all this already.

[22:02:39] Gotta go upstairs.

[22:02:46] Bear with me, I'm gonna save one more time, so I don't have to do this again.

[22:02:53] Eat my balls.

[22:02:54] Time with him, looking different in every single shot.

[22:02:58] Can you rub up there, please?

[22:03:20] Is anyone there?

[22:03:22] Hello?

[22:03:23] Matt has got to be the most dumbest man alive.

[22:03:29] What the fucking idiot.

[22:03:51] Or the horniest?

[22:03:52] Wait, what do you mean the horniest?

[22:03:54] Is he just doing this because he wants to fuck his life?

[22:03:58] No one here probably is, horny.

[22:04:25] He's been seeing double vaginas everywhere.

[22:04:27] Yeah, you see all the healing?

[22:04:55] I need them to help!

[22:05:16] Oh, God.

[22:05:17] She's right there, isn't she?

[22:05:19] Fuckin' legs monster is right there.

[22:05:23] I-I can see you!

[22:05:25] I see them!

[22:05:26] They're like right there!

[22:05:27] It doesn't let me attack Arnie.

[22:05:37] Lastly, run out of batteries.

[22:06:46] Core yard key.

[22:07:04] Isn't that his dead wife's call?

[22:07:15] Wife's clothes?

[22:07:17] What the fuck?

[22:07:19] Alright, is he dead?

[22:07:21] Is he dead? Is this some sort of like purgatory for him?

[22:07:26] Did he do something terrible to his wife?

[22:07:36] Bro, if this was Resident Evil, there would be monsters all over here!

[22:08:28] Second I stepped out of that room.

[22:08:42] Why is not this? Is that? Is this door?

[22:10:05] Is it not this door? What the fuck?

[22:10:07] Courtyard!

[22:10:14] Am I wrong? Is it this one?

[22:10:22] Oh boy.

[22:10:28] Estás cerrado!

[22:10:52] ¡Estás cerrado aquí afuera!

[22:11:25] I will stream in Silent Hill if you could.

[22:11:28] Are you crazy?

[22:11:29] Bloody pizza and bruise!

[22:12:02] What if you get a letter from Cinema Roll asking me there?

[22:12:22] I have to go if I get a letter from Cinema Roll.

[22:12:25] Duh!

[22:12:26] Of course.

[22:12:38] Low came siblings murder for Patricia to commit suicide in custody.

[22:12:43] Guarther Sullivan, the culprit in a recent homicide case, was found dead, having taken

[22:12:49] his own life on the morning of the 22nd, in his jail cell, according to the police statement.

[22:12:56] Sullivan's death was caused by blood loss, resulting from severing his carotid artery

[22:13:03] with a soup spoon.

[22:13:07] His carotid artery with a soup spoon, inches in his neck.

[22:13:18] was apprehended on the 18th of this month on an account of brutally murdering Billy and

[22:13:23] Miriam Lohkane. Even though Guadacar Sullivan did not strike a former schoolmate on his hometown

[22:13:30] of Pleasant River as someone capable of murdering children, the schoolmate omits to having witnessed

[22:13:35] Sullivan in a state of severe paranoia shortly before his arrest. He was blurting out all

[22:13:44] sorts of strange stuff like, he's trying to kill me, he's trying to punish me, the

[22:13:48] The Red Devil! Forgive me! I did it! But it wasn't me!

[22:13:52] He recounts.

[22:13:53] I guess now that I think of it, he was kinda crazy.

[22:13:56] The schoolmate concludes...

[22:13:58] What the fuck?

[22:14:23] Tissues at the table?

[22:14:24] Handgun amulet?

[22:14:44] Are there more legs?

[22:14:52] Come on, throw the rat out there, great stream!

[22:14:55] I really hope that there's a save...in here.

[22:16:16] Should I heal?

[22:16:20] I just don't wanna die and have to do this all over again.

[22:16:26] Oh boy.

[22:16:52] You're perfectly...

[22:17:27] Oh, that's not good. You don't hear it coming. That like sneaks up on you.

[22:18:18] God damn it. You know what? And like clockwork?

[22:19:08] Of course. I get the shittiest fucking flashlight known to man.

[22:19:13] Of course, they will give me the shittiest flashlight. Of course they would.

[22:19:20] Why would they give me the shittiest flashlight?

[22:19:23] Not today Satan. Not today.

[22:19:51] Oh fuck this fucking dumbass kid.

[22:20:00] I'm sorry fucking what? Oh boy.

[22:21:51] She- I hear something really scary.

[22:22:14] It's a great stream.

[22:22:25] Probably gonna shit myself.

[22:22:49] I'm probably gonna fucking shit myself.

[22:22:51] I saw that.

[22:23:00] What the fuck?

[22:23:01] I thought I'd be able to put it on.

[22:24:01] I can floor how I keep.

[22:24:26] For a moment there I thought you were talking about putting on the balls.

[22:24:40] I will put on the balls.

[22:24:43] I go save and come back.

[22:24:48] Where the girl going's coming from.

[22:25:27] How was the camera in the original?

[22:26:23] Was it third person or was it a different one?

[22:26:25] Camera angle do you expect me to play this you know, this shit is crazy

[22:27:29] Let me to play that the sheets is give me

[22:28:48] What the quite the artist it looks like shit it looks like fucking shit

[22:29:42] Your dry looks like fucking clatter take so much like they hit so hard

[22:31:23] This is from the forest, but it's not it's their inspection a part further inspection and a part of closer

[22:31:35] look and the closure look me that it's a human trapped inside of a soup am I

[22:32:02] not safe in here anymore no way this America they still move if they're dead

[22:34:18] huh oh yes you have to get it oh boy don't trust the radio I trusted there's

[22:39:22] something in here don't you hear it I'm gonna jump out of me gonna jump out

[22:40:42] Oh, so that's how I get in.

[22:40:51] Like this.

[22:40:53] I can't get in the other way.

[22:41:06] This is terrifying.

[22:41:14] On-going renovation works.

[22:41:16] Tenants are asked to keep out of the third floor of the building.

[22:41:18] I don't give a fuck.

[22:41:29] I can't put my balls in here.

[22:41:33] This is the third floor.

[22:41:38] We're going to find the...

[22:41:40] The gun next.

[22:41:42] I think, hopefully.

[22:41:44] There's gonna be a monster in here.

[22:42:07] I already know.

[22:42:49] A monster's going to come out. I want you in bed.

[22:42:51] It's going to come out of there. You're going to go...

[22:42:52] Ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru!

[22:42:54] Or out of here.

[22:42:55] How do I switch to...

[22:43:29] Wait a minute.

[22:43:32] You go back to using the club or no?

[22:43:34] Is there a way out here to great stream? Hello?

[22:43:44] Or am I just stuck with a gun now forever?

[22:43:58] Okay, okay, okay.

[22:44:11] Or I'll go downstairs and save.

[22:44:14] Aw, shit, babby.

[22:44:44] A little babby.

[22:44:48] Oh, no, not the TV.

[22:44:50] It's legs, isn't it?

[22:44:55] What the fuck was that?

[22:46:17] What was the point of that?

[22:46:19] I like that bro!

[22:47:28] What was that noise?

[22:47:41] It's un-nom-nom-ing.

[22:47:43] 212.

[22:48:02] 10 rounds per ammo. Does that mean I have 60 bullets?

[22:48:04] Oh I thought it was 10 each.

[22:48:26] 10 bullets inside each.

[22:48:33] So it's in the box.

[22:48:35] They lied to me?

[22:48:37] They gave me my balls.

[22:49:00] I can't even sleep. I can't ask that every day.

[22:49:02] Okay so I'm guessing now I have to go back to... hold up.

[22:49:37] To... tattoo... tattoo... 216?

[22:49:47] Uh, cross up.

[22:49:49] I fucked up.

[22:49:55] I should have stayed over there.

[22:49:57] Fuck.

[22:49:58] Wait, did I save?

[22:51:21] Oh, and there's somebody just in the back.

[22:52:37] He's gonna be in here.

[22:52:53] Bye!

[22:52:58] Okay, maybe not.

[22:52:59] Oh, there's somebody in here.

[22:53:24] Oh, I'm curious.

[22:54:11] Hold on, I'll go back.

[22:54:15] I'll go back.

[22:54:16] I just want to see- where does this lead me to?

[22:54:23] Nothing?

[22:54:24] Probably nothing.

[22:54:31] This is all the gurgling coming from- are they down there?

[22:54:56] Just random noises I guess.

[22:54:58] Oh yeah, it's definitely getting scarier.

[22:56:08] These bars look so cool.

[22:56:31] Oh god.

[22:57:21] I want to use my gun, but everybody tells me not to.

[22:57:29] What does this lever do?

[22:58:31] I can go save and come back.

[22:58:50] Invite friends from below.

[22:59:26] You hear a glorpin over there and I don't like it.

[22:59:43] I don't like all the glorpin I'm hearing.

[22:59:45] It's pretty fun. It's very scary.

[23:01:02] How much, how much, how much, how much tea do I have?

[23:01:09] I could drink one now.

[23:01:11] Saw that, right?

[23:01:48] You fucking saw that.

[23:01:50] You fucking saw that.

[23:01:52] FASTOR!

[23:02:18] It's gonna happen again, watch.

[23:02:32] You're fucking following me and that.

[23:03:11] I'm fucking waiting for you.

[23:03:17] I know you're there, kids.

[23:03:19] Welcome home, my balls.

[23:05:03] And home, my fucking kool-o.

[23:05:28] They hear me say that.

[23:05:29] I'll just do it over.

[23:07:28] I'm not gonna heal.

[23:07:29] Do they feel?

[23:07:32] I feel like I could have done this one better.

[23:07:34] Oh, no.

[23:07:54] Not another fucking hand thing.

[23:07:57] You must think I'm cruel.

[23:08:07] This person, prison, is of your own making.

[23:08:11] The choice was yours.

[23:08:12] I watched you make it over and over and over again.

[23:08:15] This time is not gonna be any different.

[23:08:18] And I'll be here watching.

[23:08:20] What the fuck?

[23:08:23] I'm an idiot.

[23:08:29] I did that by accident.

[23:08:31] Oh well.

[23:08:34] Well, I can't do anything now.

[23:08:36] I fucked myself.

[23:08:37] What in the...

[23:09:05] It's a room tool, six?

[23:09:15] Well, fuck they even get in there.

[23:09:19] I'm guessing third floor?

[23:09:23] And they really were not fucking around, huh?

[23:10:05] Where are you currently?

[23:10:24] I'm not really sure.

[23:10:25] In the wood...

[23:10:31] Woodside apartment.

[23:10:49] You're at the bottom right of the map.

[23:12:01] It was great.

[23:12:02] It's so loud.

[23:12:03] Hang on a medicine.

[23:12:30] Hold on.

[23:12:31] Ah, sorry about that.

[23:14:16] Fuck, do I go all the way around?

[23:14:29] All the way around?

[23:14:30] They kinda wanna die.

[23:15:55] They kinda wanna restart.

[23:15:57] Redo that whole part.

[23:16:02] No, I'm not gonna.

[23:16:04] I'm just gonna...

[23:16:05] I'm gonna keep on going.

[23:16:07] Fuck it.

[23:16:29] Can't go back now.

[23:16:30] What the fuck?

[23:16:40] I'm not gonna believe what?

[23:17:01] I'm not gonna believe tool six.

[23:17:19] What's happening out there?

[23:17:42] Sounds like he's like right outside.

[23:17:50] Oh, yeah, probably above... Drill. There he is. He's just gorping. Wait, so how long do I get to two...

[23:19:06] Oh, for fuck's sake. Thank you so much for the rate. I hope you're in great stream. Hello!

[23:19:23] I'll see if it's this way, in the direction where the monster is.

[23:21:02] Smells like this way? Definitely this way.

[23:22:01] But he's to Mrs. Millie from 1OQ. I'm really worried about her.

[23:22:14] She's been cooped up all alone with his belongings for days on end

[23:22:19] She won't even move them and God forbid anyone else touch anything. It's breaking my heart just thinking about it

[23:22:24] Gotta 102, go to 101, blah blah blah, go to blah blah blah, go to blah blah blah

[23:22:52] Parahokonyomeng!

[23:23:00] What the fuck is that?

[23:23:02] One or two is the answer

[23:23:29] This is where the fucking scary monsters are

[23:23:36] Of course it was that way

[23:23:40] Of course it was that way, all alone

[23:23:50] Is that the fucking bowl of motherfucking monsters?

[23:24:00] Of course. Of course.

[23:24:02] It glurped on.

[23:24:07] One more safe and good look.

[23:24:16] Of course it's that way.

[23:25:08] Come on out.

[23:25:34] Okay, well, these things they...

[23:25:35] I'm saving.

[23:25:58] They went to 101 or no.

[23:26:33] Of course they can't.

[23:26:38] They're telling me there's a few in here.

[23:26:53] Oh, the heck.

[23:26:55] They just told me absolutely not.

[23:26:58] Well, it's gonna be fine.

[23:27:11] Valentine's Day.

[23:27:24] Came here for what?

[23:28:54] Is it the caca roaches?

[23:29:15] Oh my god, I gotta take this- hold on.

[23:29:17] I gotta take this blood pressure one and all.

[23:29:19] You try moving the cover into it- wait, oh!

[23:29:25] The cover?

[23:29:27] I can move into it?

[23:29:28] This poor man is always injured because of me.

[23:29:59] This game, new or old?

[23:30:09] It's new old.

[23:30:10] Old, new.

[23:30:12] It's not an old game, but it feels like a new game,

[23:30:47] Because...

[23:30:49] Old games, old.

[23:30:53] Okay, too old. Somebody said what? Too old?

[23:30:57] Too old. Too old, eat?

[23:30:59] The dumbest man alive.

[23:32:41] Where the rooftops pierced through the night.

[23:32:43] Left our home bound footprints with no owner in sight.

[23:32:47] But has he found home?

[23:32:49] Oh please, pray tell.

[23:32:51] Of a river of memories leading right to his hell.

[23:36:10] 13.7 I think.

[23:37:24] Let's have any more healing. Just go and get some care, and some bread.

[23:42:05] I'm so angry I need a piece of bread.

[23:42:07] I'm so angry I need some bread!

[23:42:18] Eekse, I wish.

[23:42:20] Bubble-bubble-bubble-killin' bread?

[23:43:17] I'm telling you, if you never had killin' bread, you're missing out.

[23:43:23] Uh, for the don't know, thank you Patrick.

[23:44:21] I think TTS might be drunk tonight.

[23:45:13] Why don't you start the show much for the nine months?

[23:45:28] Thank you very much.

[23:45:47] I'm a progressor alone.

[23:47:02] That's a very aggressive bee.

[23:47:04] How do you make them sound the hangry?

[23:47:08] I'm a progressor of bread.

[23:48:07] The TTS wishes I could eat bread.

[23:48:11] But they can't.

[23:48:30] Cause it's a TTS robot.

[23:48:48] My mom based bread.

[23:48:50] And she puts butter on it for me.

[23:49:35] Has there been any progress with eating new things lately?

[23:49:38] A yogurt.

[23:49:46] I want to try to eat it, but maybe tomorrow.

[23:49:50] Try to eat it, but maybe tomorrow.

[23:50:18] Yeah, my mom made me bread a long time ago, when I was,

[23:50:36] when I started getting very sick and I couldn't eat food.

[23:50:41] I'll never forget, one time I came home from the hospital

[23:50:45] and my mom came to me crying and she was like,

[23:50:52] the first thing she said to me was like,

[23:50:59] and she felt so bad.

[23:51:00] I feel so bad for her that like, made my heart break.

[23:51:10] Cause you thought she could never make me fool again.

[23:51:12] And like freaked her out.

[23:51:15] Now she's making me bread.

[23:51:22] So make me soup.

[23:51:23] I wanna try to eat soup.

[23:51:25] Some soup now.

[23:51:27] I'm gonna start eating soup.

[23:51:50] Thanks so much for the raid.

[23:51:52] I hope you had a great stream and you had fun.

[23:51:56] I'm playing scary shit.

[23:52:05] Cause I'm fucking spooky.

[23:53:08] I want to 20 gifted subs, what the hell?

[23:53:48] I have digested the bread.

[23:54:33] Oh, shit, I gotta take my medicine out.

[23:54:39] God damn it!

[23:55:22] I wanna take my medicine out.

[23:55:24] Sorry.

[23:55:25] The witch of Twitch doesn't apologize-

[23:56:01] The witch of Twitch is me.

[23:56:04] And I'll still apologize.

[23:56:06] I'm sorry.

[23:56:07] I'm gonna take you right now.

[23:56:28] Oh my god, it's Sunday already?

[23:56:37] What the fuck?

[23:56:39] What is life?

[23:56:40] Time to go by so fast.

[23:56:46] I was gonna be so weird when I fucking wanna end stream for the first time in a month, in over a month.

[23:57:04] Where is fucking moment of my life? How will I sleep?

[23:58:03] HOW WILL I SLEEP? HOW WILL YOU SLEEP? HOW WOULD I BE SLEEP?

[23:58:10] I'm sorry. I'll always be here. I'm going cold, dirty, well, here's the thing.

[23:58:20] Uh, yeah, I'm not taking a full break. I'll be taking a few days off.

[23:58:26] I'll be taking more days off than usual for the next like two weeks, one to two weeks,

[23:58:34] but I still will be streaming. I have a couple obligations that I have to fulfill,

[23:58:45] like some sponsors and stuff.

[23:58:52] But I think after I do, I gotta look at my calendar because I think after I do the sponsors,

[23:58:58] I'm gonna have like four or five days with nothing.

[23:59:00] So I think I will take those days off and then I will be back for the RV trip and stream for

[23:59:11] Stream to watch the RV trip and then get back into the swing of things again

[23:59:18] there. Oh, yeah Connor's doing his uh

[23:59:33] third RV trip and I uh, I always tune in to watch with chat

[23:59:38] it's something that we do every every time and

[23:59:42] This year I will be tuning into watching we'll be watching all together

[23:59:46] together.

[24:00:00] Medicated Mousie and a healthy Mousie is a happy Mousie.

[24:00:04] Sure, the stream will end soon in the future, but we'll be here for the entire ride.

[24:00:09] Keep that lovely smile on your face, Queen.

[24:00:12] You've earned it all.

[24:00:14] Three.

[24:00:15] Three.

[24:00:18] I watch it on stream.

[24:00:19] Uh, we always watch it together on stream.

[24:00:22] So I usually come on stream early and we hang out and do stuff and then we watch

[24:00:27] to stream together and then I raid Connor and then uh I end my day watching

[24:00:34] witch hat so I will be on stream and then I will raid him and then get off

[24:00:40] unless something's going on then I might just like stay on late and like not

[24:00:58] stream early and then stream I don't know I have to see how my schedule looks

[24:01:04] because there's so much shit going on there's a couple of things happening

[24:01:08] in october and then a lot of things happening in november and then a lot of things happening in december and then it's january and

[24:01:16] holy shit where did the time go where did the time go time really does fly doesn't it yeah it's almost 2025

[24:02:10] what the fuck what happened how do we get here just going by way too fast

[24:02:40] ass bros.

[24:02:48] What do I do?

[24:02:52] We're all gonna get old.

[24:03:18] You turned 32 today?

[24:03:20] Happy birthday!

[24:03:22] Happy 30-30-32th birthday.

[24:03:27] Celebrate yourself today.

[24:03:30] Celebrate yourself.

[24:03:36] Back in the olden days, people were dying when they were like 22 years old.

[24:03:40] People were dying when they were like in their 20s.

[24:03:45] Look at you.

[24:03:46] Surviving into your 30s.

[24:03:47] Congratulations.

[24:03:48] Happy both. Remember to get your prostate checked? I forget to check your prostate!

[24:04:11] It's important. Isn't that 50? I'm gonna be honest, I think you should check it as early as you can.

[24:04:33] I'm not gonna lie. It's very important.

[24:04:38] I think they say it's usually like 40, but I think you should just start 830s, especially

[24:04:55] if there's like a history.

[24:04:57] If there's a history, you should check.

[24:05:09] You should always check.

[24:05:19] It could be worse.

[24:05:20] You could get your Titalinis checked.

[24:05:22] You know how annoying that shit is?

[24:05:24] You not know what it means to have a mammogram?

[24:05:31] They don't want to have one of those.

[24:05:34] They put your titties in the punini press and they smush them.

[24:05:38] They smush your tits!

[24:05:56] They're my mom cry about it all the time.

[24:06:19] One of those.

[24:06:20] They take a coochie hole.

[24:06:23] And that hurts.

[24:06:42] Formation, you know what?

[24:06:43] You want to know something?

[24:06:49] It's like my aunt always says, this is what my aunt would say.

[24:06:53] If you want to fuck a woman, how she works.

[24:06:57] And you got to know about stuff that you don't want to hear about.

[24:07:06] That's what my aunt always says.

[24:07:30] I wanna fuck a man? Well, you need to know about balls.

[24:07:34] So get prepared to learn about fucking balls!

[24:07:37] Don't think yo, we talkin' about balls?

[24:08:15] Can you get a show us a chat?

[24:08:34] Look, look at the candy set of me.

[24:08:45] Do ultra-high IQ people like big booty-

[24:08:47] AHH!

[24:08:47] Big booty Latinas?

[24:08:50] The answer is yes.

[24:08:58] Very ultra-high IQ, big booty Latinas.

[24:09:01] Guys, if you like a big booty Latina, that means you're super smart.

[24:09:09] High IQ people.

[24:09:17] Prepare for trouble, and make it double candy and zone.

[24:09:33] You're ready to post this shit in fucking Mensa.

[24:09:37] X and the data, do not lie.

[24:09:47] I'm not a big booty Latina.

[24:10:13] No comment.

[24:10:30] I have a booty, that's a good size.

[24:10:54] I guess the job done.

[24:11:18] What?

[24:11:20] What do I mean?

[24:11:21] No, not a burp snort.

[24:11:36] Down on both titolini's and budolini's, yes.

[24:11:54] It's called balance.

[24:12:24] One second.

[24:13:49] Uh, is this how you do it?

[24:13:51] Is this how you do it?

[24:14:57] I'm trying to find...

[24:14:59] this thing. Hold on.

[24:15:51] Did I escape the apartment? No.

[24:15:57] I didn't escape the apartment.

[24:15:59] What the hell?

[24:16:56] I'm looking for something in particular.

[24:16:59] Where do I find...

[24:18:12] Um, hold on one second.

[24:18:18] I'll be right back. I'll go back real quick.

[24:23:35] I'm killing you.

[24:23:37] I don't care about anything else, I don't give a shit about anything else.

[24:23:41] My program is just get that fucking guy right now.

[24:23:45] There is no, like, oh he's running?

[24:23:48] I'm back on!

[24:23:49] Nope, it's just me.

[24:28:48] Now you can get the fuck out of my chat!

[24:28:50] Four big guys, and they bust on my eyes, they eat my asses like apple pie.

[24:29:14] If they keep fucking me like this, I might just die.

[24:29:17] They play my booty till I cry.

[24:29:19] He lifts my dick and then comes start drippin'.

[24:29:21] I took a bite of his ass, it tastes like women pepper chicken.

[24:29:24] Sir, you're right for putting me on the second month, no scare.

[24:39:27] Four big guys!

[24:39:29] And they bust on my eyes, they eat my ass just like apple pie.

[24:39:32] If they keep fucking me like this, I might just die.

[24:39:35] They tie my booty to my car.

[24:39:36] He lit my dick and the cums start dripping.

[24:39:39] I took a bite of his ass, it tastes like women pepper chicken.

[24:39:41] Ice cream?

[24:40:18] Dad, I will play more Silent Hill, but I think I need to calm down.

[24:40:22] Hm?

[24:40:22] I'm going to Silent Hill tomorrow.

[24:40:35] I'm going to...actually, I was thinking Dead Space tomorrow and Silent Hill tomorrow,

[24:40:41] and then we'll do chat presentations when I wake up.

[24:40:45] Presentations? Unless something else comes up.

[24:40:51] Unless I get invited to this ending.

[24:40:53] See you tomorrow night later.

[24:41:00] So lemon, pepper, chicken...

[24:41:12] I gotta go, but we're crowd control now.

[24:41:14] I wonder if you could do it on the same save.

[24:41:17] It shouldn't be a problem.

[24:41:19] Can you play Subnautica with crowd control on a SoulSafe?

[24:41:31] Like to feature or sleep on stream?

[24:41:59] I do. I don't know about anybody else, but I do.

[24:42:04] I sleep on stream, I keep my tracking on, and you can see me sleeping.

[24:42:08] So everybody, they don't all have to. I just know that I do.

[24:42:22] And sometimes it gets true at night time.

[24:42:29] My tracking gets all fucked up because if I move out of the way, sometimes my eyes open

[24:42:36] and shit and do weird stuff.

[24:42:39] Or sometimes I open my eyes when I'm sleeping.

[24:42:42] If you're doing some nautical or crowd control or maybe doing a new Minecraft save with crowd

[24:43:09] control and playing Minecraft with crowd control, but I don't know if you play Minecraft

[24:43:14] I don't know if it has to be on vanilla Minecraft or can it be on a mod pack.

[24:43:21] I don't know.

[24:43:24] Your sleeping animations do be funny.

[24:43:26] What are you talking about?

[24:43:28] There are no sleeping animations.

[24:43:29] It's literally me.

[24:43:31] It's literally me being tracked.

[24:43:33] There's no animations playing while I'm sleeping.

[24:43:36] I become a good VTuber like you.

[24:43:53] This is something for me in the future when I become a VTuber.

[24:43:56] You're a ghost boy.

[24:43:58] Um...

[24:43:59] Hmm...

[24:44:01] Well, my advice to become a good VTuber is...

[24:44:05] To stream!

[24:44:06] You don't wanna stream, make videos!

[24:44:13] But make content of VTubing!

[24:44:18] Mm-mm-mm!

[24:44:19] Just do it.

[24:44:29] Is there any chance...

[24:44:30] Wait, do they have Dark Souls with crowd control?

[24:44:34] What games are under crowd control?

[24:44:36] Hold on, let me take...

[24:44:37] You all supported games.

[24:44:51] They have a little company with crowd control.

[24:44:53] Oh wait, did we ever play?

[24:44:54] I think we played a little company with crowd control one time.

[24:44:57] Did we?

[24:44:58] That was so much fun.

[24:45:00] Because, well, we did.

[24:45:01] I know I didn't imagine that shit.

[24:45:03] Stardew Valley, Minecraft, Grand Theft Auto, Project Zomboid, Elden Ring.

[24:45:19] They do have Dark Souls with crowd control.

[24:45:21] Ooh, holo night with crowd control.

[24:45:26] Oof.

[24:45:28] Raft with crowd control.

[24:45:30] Terraria with crowd control.

[24:45:32] The Sims with crowd control.

[24:45:35] Wait.

[24:45:37] You can play...

[24:45:39] ...Cardshop Simulator with crowd control?

[24:45:41] And do this!

[24:45:57] Early access.

[24:45:58] Force card closed store.

[24:46:00] Force cash only.

[24:46:02] Give items.

[24:46:04] What the fuck? This is insane!

[24:46:11] Valheim with crowd control!

[24:46:17] Inscription with crowd control! Valetrol with crowd control!

[24:46:53] Resident Evil with crowd control! World with crowd control!

[24:47:11] Aforist with crowd control! Ancient with crowd control!

[24:47:24] Darkest Dungeon with crowd control!

[24:47:27] Oh boy, it's already tough enough

[24:47:49] without crowd control! Isaac,

[24:47:53] Oh, Binding Vizek with Claw Control Zelda.

[24:47:57] Uh... Cuphead, Dark Souls 3.

[24:48:06] Getting over it.

[24:48:07] Aper Mario, Resident Evil 4, but the old one.

[24:48:21] Roller Coaster Tycoon? That makes sense.

[24:48:27] Mario?

[24:48:33] Vampire Survivors. Oh, we played Vampire Survivors with Chappy 4.

[24:48:40] That was so much fun the last time we did it.

[24:48:43] I always wanted to play it Crawler Knight. I've never played it.

[24:48:54] I want to beat it too.

[24:48:56] I've never played it so I don't know what it's like, but I can't even imagine what kind

[24:49:09] of chaos would ensue if you were to add crowd control to it.

[24:49:12] Yeah, Hollow Knight is like on my games to beat list.

[24:49:21] It's in my special list.

[24:49:33] It's VThor and VThor, who are we gonna debut?

[24:49:40] As soon as I'm done with the sub-a-thon, I'm going to message the both of them and

[24:49:44] I'm going to see what we can coordinate.

[24:49:54] Noida is so hard, though.

[24:49:57] It has twitch integration?

[24:50:00] Oh my god, it's so tough.

[24:50:02] I remember I tried playing it a long time ago and I was having the toughest time.

[24:50:07] I'm having the toughest time, bro.

[24:50:21] Is there like, games with twitch integration?

[24:50:31] Integration.

[24:50:33] Are you closing it?

[24:50:49] Oh, like crime scene cleaner?

[24:51:10] Project Zomboid is fun...actually, I think since Halloween is coming Project Zomboid with crowd control would be pretty fun for one stream.

[24:51:20] Yeah, there's surely a Project Zomboid server.

[24:51:46] That's okay. You know, not everything's gonna work out, but that's fine.

[24:51:50] We'll always find stuff to play, you know?

[24:52:04] Vampire Survivors? Man, I haven't played Vampire Survivors in so long, holy shit.

[24:52:14] Uh oh. Oh no. Oh boy.

[24:52:21] Wait, played up has twitch integration now too? Oh my god. The killing room has twitch integration

[24:52:52] Vermintide too?

[24:52:55] What? I didn't know that. Oh wait, Dead Souls has twitch integration now?

[24:52:59] I'm gonna put Dead Souls in forever. They can, twitch viewers can

[24:53:37] choose gameplay modifiers for the next biome open twitch chest with captain chicken

[24:53:41] Select which stat to upgrade when you get scrolls in game

[24:53:45] summon enemies and give bosses additional scales.

[24:53:50] Crazy.

[24:53:52] Surely help you and give you items, but I don't think chat will help me.

[24:54:45] Let's just play marbles on stream.

[24:55:37] Marbles on stream!

[24:55:38] What?

[24:55:39] You don't know who marbles on stream is?

[24:55:43] What's this one?

[24:56:08] Oh, I put it on.

[24:56:09] Have this game too.

[24:56:43] It's like stream chat games.

[24:57:05] We could try this one too.

[24:57:06] This one looks like it will be fine.

[24:57:07] Let's play cold to the left.

[24:57:08] We could try this one too.

[24:57:16] This one looks like it will be fine.

[24:57:21] Could play Cold to the Lamb, maybe? I don't know.

[24:58:04] He's pulling his cock out!

[24:58:06] Bro, keep your cock in.

[24:58:08] Oh, I found a list, a big ass list of, like, Twitch games you can play with Twitch chat.

[24:58:42] I was trying to play marbles on stream.

[24:58:54] At least one, just one marbles game.

[24:58:58] I want to play, um...

[24:59:02] Please, I've never played marbles on stream.

[24:59:09] A Grand Prix? Grand Prix?

[25:00:09] Does that mean more than one course?

[25:00:11] Just a normal race.

[25:01:21] Wait, would a thousand like totally fuck up the niff?

[25:01:25] Let's keep it at 500.

[25:01:30] One of a million.

[25:01:31] Can you do a thousand?

[25:01:45] A thousand will be fire.

[25:01:54] It won't kill my computer.

[25:01:56] Oh boy.

[25:02:15] I don't even know.

[25:02:19] This shit is so crazy.

[25:02:32] Alright, are you guys ready?

[25:02:33] String!

[25:02:43] Oh well, oops.

[25:02:44] We need music.

[25:02:54] What the fuck?

[25:02:55] Oh shit, who's gonna win?

[25:03:13] That is so crazy. What the fuck?

[25:03:19] How do people do this?

[25:03:20] How do you keep track of all the names?

[25:03:23] Why are you even gonna-

[25:03:24] Oh my god, so many people are dying!

[25:03:39] Oh shit, look-

[25:04:06] Oh my god, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

[25:04:11] This is so confusing.

[25:04:23] What the hell?

[25:04:25] The Youngson sublime, I guess, is the person who won.

[25:05:08] That's the end.

[25:05:10] Oh, look at all the people that died on the side.

[25:05:14] This is Ludd's favorite way of putting-

[25:05:29] I watched him do a stream one time where he was like punishing himself, he would put in ha ha ha times!

[25:05:42] Sans and some limes, if you're in chat, can you pick a number between 1 and 50?

[25:05:50] 40 minutes? What?

[25:06:22] Random track.

[25:06:56] Alright bros, go ahead.

[25:07:01] Because some of you play this game so much you guys have like custom balls?

[25:07:11] Is that what it is?

[25:07:13] What the hell?

[25:07:31] Okay, I'll wait.

[25:07:32] I'll wait this time.

[25:07:33] We'll wait for everybody to load in.

[25:07:35] Because we have like a thousand spots.

[25:07:38] I should have just put five hundred.

[25:07:40] Okay, we're at five hundred?

[25:08:51] It's slowing down!

[25:08:52] Maybe I'll do a punishment stream with marbles one day.

[25:09:15] Maybe we could do one of those.

[25:09:17] We have to decide some crazy punishments though.

[25:09:21] Oh my god.

[25:09:30] I'm about to make a name for myself here.

[25:09:34] Holy shit!

[25:09:43] Oh my god.

[25:09:51] Oh my god, who's in the lead?

[25:09:55] Oh shit.

[25:09:56] Oh, why am I Musqueam?

[25:10:13] Oh my god.

[25:10:19] Oh shit, Owl?

[25:10:20] Oh my goodness.

[25:11:37] Oh Jesus.

[25:11:49] Oh my god, it's anybody's game.

[25:11:51] It's anybody's game.

[25:11:54] Oh shit, my mods are all the way in the back.

[25:11:56] Wait, where am I?

[25:11:58] Oh my god, I probably didn't even make it.

[25:12:00] I probably...

[25:12:22] Oh god, there's congenit-

[25:12:47] Oh, shit.

[25:12:48] Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Mothman Sugar Baby.

[25:13:43] You know, that robbed.

[25:13:56] Mothman Sugar Baby, I'm sorry.

[25:14:04] You and memes.

[25:14:07] You and memes.

[25:14:09] Pick a number between one and 45.

[25:14:13] These are so nice.

[25:15:00] Holy shit.

[25:15:02] Here's another one.

[25:15:04] One more.

[25:15:06] One more.

[25:15:07] This is our practice for our punishment stream.

[25:15:11] I saw Ludwig one where it was like he was racing and then if he lost he had to go and like gamble money and do all this crazy shit

[25:15:20] Have to get I have to make a list of adequate punishments that I could actually do

[25:15:25] Well, that's all fucked. Put me in there. I joined

[25:16:18] Bro, some of you play this way too much. What the fuck?

[25:16:23] You guys have custom roles?

[25:16:26] It's like a little

[25:16:40] Rainbow chicken everybody's names are blue are people who are either subbed or

[25:17:22] Subbed sub people are in blue interesting

[25:17:32] When we hit 700 I'll start

[25:17:37] Yeah, I'm pink!

[25:17:40] Yeah!

[25:17:42] How will we hit 700?

[25:17:50] 100!

[25:17:58] This time, that's crazy.

[25:18:00] Oh shit.

[25:18:34] Wait a minute, hold on.

[25:18:57] Hold up, what the fuck?

[25:19:17] Oh, there's some people on the truck.

[25:19:19] No fucking way.

[25:19:21] No!

[25:19:22] There's a number between 1 through 40.

[25:20:12] World record? What the heck?

[25:20:28] That's crazy.

[25:20:33] That's fucking crazy.

[25:20:41] Let's do it two more times.

[25:20:42] We'll do it two more times!

[25:20:44] We'll do it two more times!

[25:20:53] The fuck is this one?

[25:20:56] Oh, this one's crazy.

[25:21:03] Ew.

[25:21:04] I enjoyed the first one.

[25:21:30] Oh, did you have so many balls?

[25:21:31] Bro, I'm the queen of balls.

[25:21:34] Look at all of you guys, all inside this tube.

[25:21:40] Wow.

[25:21:41] How bliss in this tube, you little balls.

[25:22:35] We're almost there.

[25:22:55] Oh boy.

[25:22:57] Here we go.

[25:22:58] Here we go.

[25:22:59] Here we go.

[25:23:14] people are already falling down. Oh shit. Where am I? Are the balls gonna make it? Oh

[25:23:42] damn, Egon is all the way in the lead. Oh shit, Egon is still in the lead. Now shit

[25:24:20] might change now because of the little thingy. Damn Egon. Bro, did I fucking die? Did your

[25:24:59] ball just say season 3? I think I died. God damn it. I think I fucking died. What

[25:25:38] What the fuck?

[25:25:44] That was so hard.

[25:25:48] Congratulations!

[25:25:49] Egon, choose a number between 1 through 30 to Egon 12.

[25:26:14] Thanks Egon.

[25:26:15] Tell me numbers.

[25:26:21] Your name is not Egon.

[25:26:33] Alright, where did I land?

[25:26:35] You've got to be kidding me.

[25:26:45] Bro, fuck me.

[25:26:47] Alright, one last one.

[25:26:50] Fuck this shit.

[25:27:03] Time for sure!

[25:27:05] I will win.

[25:27:06] It was a gift, so holy shit.

[25:27:51] thousand balls some so weird can we make it to a thousand balls

[25:28:04] making the balls we make it to a thousand balls oh shit we're almost at

[25:29:12] 800 I think that's good enough too many balls wait I forgot to join shit okay

[25:30:00] maybe wait I'm making I think thousand balls come on balls come on balls

[25:30:23] Hey, we're almost at a thousand balls. A thousand balls!

[25:31:29] I'm gonna make it. 500 bears!

[25:31:40] Oh shit.

[25:31:54] There's chaos.

[25:31:55] Absolute chaos.

[25:31:57] Oh here they come, here they come!

[25:32:06] Oh my god, there's so many balls!

[25:32:08] Here we go!

[25:32:10] Oh god. Oh.

[25:32:17] Oh Jesus.

[25:32:19] Who's gonna make it? Who's gonna make it all the way down here?

[25:32:28] Oh goodness.

[25:32:36] Oh shit, Gigi Fluffy Kitten is ahead of the pack!

[25:32:52] Oh shit, I'm rooting for you Gigi Fluffy Kitten.

[25:33:41] Did I not even place?

[25:34:34] I'm not even there. Did I die?

[25:34:36] Fluffy Kitten, pick a number between 1 and 20.

[25:34:46] I think I died.

[25:35:25] Where did I place? Hold on.

[25:35:27] Come on now.

[25:35:28] Did I not even place?

[25:35:35] What the fuck?

[25:37:03] One more, one more.

[25:37:05] Enemy at the gate.

[25:37:10] What the hell?

[25:37:14] What is your favorite anime game come on this one has cool background music and there was

[25:39:04] Drums and make it to a thousand balls. Should I wait for a thousand balls?

[25:39:38] I'm gonna walk all over you. I swear to God. I'm gonna go age shake if I don't even place

[25:41:39] Oh shit

[25:41:54] No way oh jeez oh my god is everybody dying? Oh, no. Oh, no

[25:42:57] Oh, oh shit, gotta take a number between 1 through 15.

[25:43:24] I said 1 through 15.

[25:44:54] I said 1 through 15.

[25:45:22] Okay, we'll play one more.

[25:45:25] One more, this is the last one.

[25:45:28] This is the last one, this is the last one.

[25:45:30] Fucking space, what the fuck?

[25:47:43] I'll wait for us to reach 1,000 balls.

[25:48:32] Potato!

[25:49:22] It's time, okay, everybody, don't boost your balls

[25:49:26] so that I can win this time, okay?

[25:49:29] Don't don't boost your balls don't boost your balls so that this time I can win boost your balls

[25:49:53] I can win. I swear God

[25:50:47] Don't boost up. Let me win

[25:50:50] Just just don't boost okay. Just don't don't do any boosting. I better not be there. Oh shit

[25:51:53] E.T. But don't look at all the balls falling. Oh shit. This is the long stretch

[25:52:05] The crazy long stretch it's coming

[25:52:08] They're going down!

[25:52:10] Oh, this track is crazy.

[25:52:28] Wait, they have to go all the way up here?

[25:52:33] How the fuck?

[25:52:52] Oh my god.

[25:52:53] This has got to be the craziest track.

[25:53:07] Oh my god, this is insane.

[25:53:45] This is the longest track ever!

[25:53:47] Oh my god, they're coming, they're coming!

[25:54:04] Artur Bats.

[25:54:24] Thought that's the best probation.

[25:54:26] What the fuck?

[25:54:27] Oh no, that means I died.

[25:54:49] We're between one through ten.

[25:55:42] That was fun.

[25:56:07] Well, let me see my position.

[25:56:14] You don't even think I placed in top 10?

[25:56:53] Well, that was fun.

[25:56:55] We gotta do a punishment game with marbles.

[25:56:59] For sure.

[25:57:00] For sure, for sure.

[25:57:01] Punishment game with marbles!

[25:57:03] I got number one in your heart.

[25:57:15] That is so messed up.

[25:57:43] Number one in my heart.

[25:57:46] You've been participating trophy already.

[25:58:31] You're the number one trophy.

[25:58:32] At least you made it.

[25:58:33] You died like two times.

[25:58:39] I don't think you're so much for the don't know.

[25:59:00] It's you very much.

[25:59:02] You will always be number one in chatty's eyes and good morning.

[25:59:18] Good morning and thank you.

[25:59:26] You will always be number one in chatty's eyes and good morning mouse.

[25:59:30] Oh chatty, play something already big in my balls.

[25:59:42] I broke it really late.

[26:00:02] Yup.

[26:00:03] Yup.

[26:00:04] For me to play crime scene cleaner.

[26:00:19] Eh?

[26:00:19] Something I like more than to pull up, relax,

[26:00:40] and clean some dead bodies off the play-

[26:00:42] Off the fucking floor.

[26:00:44] Nothing I like more than that.

[26:01:09] How was I doing?

[26:01:11] Working.

[26:01:17] Nothing cozier than cleaning up a murder scene.

[26:01:33] Look how much I've cleaned.

[26:01:44] And Master Dane so much for the gift it's up.

[26:01:57] No it's not. You've been doing it for multiple days.

[26:02:16] Okay this is your job?

[26:02:18] Suck it up bro.

[26:02:21] Suck it up.

[26:02:27] Suck it up bro.

[26:04:21] cleaning up all this broken trash. What do you think?

[26:04:43] Not my playing skills? Good.

[26:04:45] I'm over here.

[26:05:05] Maybe, wait, I should, I should empty the water.

[26:05:09] Put it in the shower. Listen, somebody was horrifically murdered in here.

[26:05:55] And the person who killed them is an artist and they thought,

[26:05:59] hey, I'm all with all of your bodily fluids.

[26:06:05] It's gonna be great.

[26:06:07] The card game simulator, the card shop, whatever the fuck, works with Cloud Control?

[26:06:34] I've been thinking.

[26:06:37] I'm doing something to it.

[26:06:38] Oh, I forgot! There's this other game that we can play.

[26:06:41] It's like a... It's like a...

[26:06:43] The game's with Chastain.

[26:06:45] We should try it.

[26:06:46] Try it next.

[26:06:50] Well, I as well pick up all these bullets.

[26:07:38] With shells.

[26:07:39] Their whole life has been on YouTube.

[26:07:44] Well, welcome to Twitch!

[26:07:46] It's a bit of a different experience than the YouTube, but I'm sure you'll find it enjoyable.

[26:07:56] Sudoku?

[26:08:00] Glancing without my glasses on your mop bucket looks like a square cinema roll.

[26:08:10] Square cinema roll?

[26:08:23] Who's ever where I look?

[26:08:25] I see him everywhere.

[26:08:34] The therapy, so...

[26:08:40] Sudoku therapy?

[26:08:42] Sudoku's gonna work?

[26:08:48] My therapist told me that it's good for my mind, but it's hard!

[26:09:01] Freakin' stretching my body here.

[26:09:06] Saduku therapy?

[26:09:08] Slightly better.

[26:09:09] Saduku therapy?

[26:09:13] Maybe you should have thought about getting

[26:09:14] Saduku?

[26:09:16] serious waste.

[26:09:51] Where does this go?

[26:11:19] Where the fuck does this go?

[26:11:36] Garbage?

[26:11:37] It's not garbage.

[26:11:43] So much blood. I'm seeing red now.

[26:12:09] Can't get this clean anywhere else except for with me.

[26:12:15] I'm the greatest.

[26:12:18] The greatest cleaner on earth.

[26:12:19] Why? If I suck, I can't clean.

[26:12:29] My mom helps me with that.

[26:12:31] I'm starting to be more self-sufficient, and I'm starting to clean stuff on my own.

[26:12:40] Just been a long time. I can fold my laundry, clean up some trash here and there, help make my bed,

[26:13:27] but I'm always in my bed, so not much point in making it, but I can help do it. What is this?

[26:14:03] ugly I mean whoa amazing art wow incredible that's awesome Mausie you're

[26:14:24] getting there yeah first no one was ever here hey no one was ever here oh god

[26:15:59] oh god these don't touch anything I'm tired of causes changing strength okay

[26:16:21] at least I read that already that I do remember

[26:16:24] Sad bro, I can't look down for one second without somebody saying,

[26:18:50] Is she sleeping?

[26:18:53] Have you never looked down in your life before?

[26:18:55] Never looked down at yourself?

[26:18:57] At your last?

[26:18:59] Is this your first time humaning?

[26:19:01] Can't even fucking blink!

[26:19:12] I have to be like, blink!

[26:19:19] They're like, is she sleeping?

[26:19:57] They're like, what the fuck?

[26:19:59] You know what is more likely than you think.

[26:20:04] That's true.

[26:20:09] What makes you think we're human?

[26:20:11] You know what, this is what I think.

[26:20:17] I took over.

[26:22:10] He's never waking up again.

[26:22:12] He's always sleeping.

[26:22:14] Oh boy, gotta clean, gotta clean.

[26:22:45] I'm cleaning, I'm cleaning!

[26:24:46] At least Mouse does not snore like Camila.

[26:24:53] What?

[26:24:54] Does Camila snore?

[26:24:56] I don't know if I snore.

[26:25:00] Maybe I do.

[26:25:01] I don't know.

[26:25:03] I don't know.

[26:25:04] Maybe I do snore.

[26:25:20] I don't know.

[26:25:21] Mouse got that disconnected from the internet's sleep.

[26:26:30] What the hell?

[26:26:46] Okay.

[26:26:54] Mouse, eh? You've never seen the video of Kamimi snoring with Mal and Michi.

[26:27:02] No, never seen it.

[26:27:03] Looks like normal party supplies.

[26:27:30] Popcorn, butter, frozen peaks, and salted steaks.

[26:27:34] What the fuck is a salted steak?

[26:27:36] What's a salted steak?

[26:27:39] Ice cream waffle, hummus, beer.

[26:27:42] What a salted stick.

[26:27:44] They're a little trash.

[26:29:04] Oh, here.

[26:29:28] I'll put this here.

[26:29:43] Where is it?

[26:29:44] Oh, here.

[26:30:08] I'm gonna pick up all the trash and I'm missing a piece of trash and I don't know why I need it.

[26:30:15] Oh, here it is.

[26:30:53] One bullet.

[26:30:54] And may she prank her with amplified snoring noises in center.

[26:31:13] The clip from the collab she thought it was real.

[26:31:16] Seven skill points.

[26:32:51] Did they get a max out already here?

[26:32:59] I'll give a shit about the pressure washer, to be honest.

[26:33:19] Water?

[26:33:42] Do you do this one?

[26:33:43] Osnator?

[26:34:06] What the fuck is osnator?

[26:34:08] I wonder what that is?

[26:34:22] Nice.

[26:34:23] I will never leave footprints behind.

[26:34:25] I don't care about the pressure water.

[26:34:31] I barely ever use that shit.

[26:34:33] Oh no.

[26:34:41] This red dialer tried to get to me,

[26:34:43] but I can smell trains for miles.

[26:34:46] Good thing you, Mr. Kavoski,

[26:34:49] are not like them.

[26:34:51] Big Jim is becoming even more unhinged with each day.

[26:34:56] I just really hope he doesn't get any wrong ideas.

[26:34:59] So I won't be next on his list.

[26:35:02] Uh-oh. Both of them.

[26:35:11] My dream being beer?

[26:35:16] What the fuck am I doing?

[26:35:21] Alpha. To hell with cops.

[26:35:43] Ooh, my room's looking nice.

[26:35:53] He's a good boy.

[26:35:58] Not me, that's for sure.

[26:36:01] Oh no, wait a minute. Oh no. The bill's not even on the table anymore. Does that mean set the job on the computer?

[26:37:45] I've been feeling a bit worse, frustrating how weak my body feels sometimes, and I have to stay in bed all day.

[26:38:02] I need to rest more to get back on track, for the doctor's sake. It might take some time.

[26:38:07] I miss you a lot and really wish I could come home to be with you. I know I need to recover first though, because they won't let me leave otherwise.

[26:38:14] Otherwise, but I'm strong. Just wait for me a little longer. I can't leave Dick Serenian.

[26:38:18] Oh, I am Amber, Big Jim's daughter. I need your help, Mr. Kovalski.

[26:38:27] So there was this party in my place, and we had some brand new cool drugs to make things fun.

[26:38:33] But LOL, that was some dope shit, and everyone went kind of crazy.

[26:38:37] Somehow I fell asleep, and just, and just kind of woke up and everyone was dead.

[26:38:41] So like, whatever, will you hold me out?

[26:38:48] Well, dad said you probably should, but no pressure, it's a summer's resort, my daddy gave me, and I don't want any trouble, you know?

[26:38:56] BTW, dead bodies smell really, really bad.

[26:38:59] Do what you want to do, do what you have to do, burn them, dismember, dissolve in a barrel, throw in a river, I don't care, just make sure nobody finds out.

[26:39:07] X-Y-X-O, Ember.

[26:39:10] NINE BODY!

[26:39:43] To my dog.

[26:39:44] Sorry, Dexter, but it's no time for a walk.

[26:39:51] Do I have any tips for recombing a retubor yet?

[26:39:53] just do it

[26:39:55] father like daughter

[26:40:24] this whole party didn't even

[26:40:26] really seem necessary

[26:40:28] let's do a walk around first and then

[26:40:37] let's get this party started

[26:40:54] holy shit

[26:40:57] no fucking way

[26:41:02] no fucking way

[26:41:08] oh boy

[26:41:18] fucking werewolf or something

[26:41:22] oh boy

[26:41:51] oh jesus

[26:43:02] This is where I'm stopping, because there ain't no way I'm cleaning all this up today.

[26:43:06] Yo, what's up, you trying to hit the factory?

[26:43:33] You trying to hit the factory?

[26:43:37] Yeah.

[26:43:41] Well, I've been bestowed a lot of knowledge.

[26:43:45] Yeah, what kind of knowledge?

[26:43:49] Well, um, you know, YouTube recommended it's been like, how to do satisfactory stuff.

[26:43:57] It's like a literally a bunch of German dudes.

[26:43:59] Oh my gosh.

[26:44:00] So that's how you know the guy that would get it.

[26:44:03] I did go down there at all, dude.

[26:44:05] Watching them Germans tell Tom that how to make factory eyes optimized.

[26:44:09] So you know your NTD.

[26:44:17] You have to explain the chat.

[26:44:19] Explain what to them.

[26:44:21] All your knowledge.

[26:44:24] Man, that's just too much to...

[26:44:26] even the scouts, frankly.

[26:44:30] Are you from my team?

[26:44:32] Uh, yeah.

[26:44:34] Do you have to invite me now?

[26:44:37] Oh I do?

[26:44:38] Oh don't!

[26:44:39] You can't join off me?

[26:44:40] This should be like, join off...

[26:44:42] Yeah I think you just join.

[26:44:45] Dad, you made me send him all the save files.

[26:44:48] I was like, I...

[26:44:50] You know, if I got five minutes to optimize, I gotta get on it, you know what I mean?

[26:44:55] I'm too slow with this.

[26:44:56] You send all the save files, so now he's the keeper of the save files and not me.

[26:45:04] Now I can now I can become the factory. Okay, but I gotta but my goal is very simple

[26:45:16] trains. I mean, you know, trains, trains. Oh

[26:45:23] Hmm. What are you doing right now?

[26:45:27] No, right now I just got on and I

[26:45:30] Last night I was thinking I was tossing and turning. I was like, how how do I increase my efficiency?

[26:45:37] And I think I got it. Well

[26:45:39] well I mean it'll it'll just look pretty good to you I guess I mean it's

[26:45:46] nothing like impressive who am I kidding it's very impressive okay I mean

[26:45:53] you can come check it out if you want it's not done yet yes I'm done yet

[26:45:57] something like maybe I'm at my fear the resistance I'm well how are you

[26:46:17] Ah yeah pretty shell, pretty shell, I complain.

[26:46:22] Not a whole lot, just the core of the bunch of stuff that I had to record.

[26:46:29] Hot cast.

[26:46:33] I apologize for my indiscriminate.

[26:46:42] I will make sure that happens over again, so I apologize.

[26:46:45] I'm currently trying my goddamn hottest mission. We have an extremely efficient

[26:47:03] Ship-making factory. I'm actually running out of materials. So I actually might need your help

[26:47:12] Upload some. I'm actually running out of steel

[26:47:18] Yeah, I don't know how it done managed to do that. Oh God

[26:47:57] Well done, it's not done

[26:47:59] What does that supposed to mean?

[26:48:01] My factory is not done. It's just embarrassing. I just don't want you to know.

[26:48:04] You don't want me to-

[26:48:06] Nah, it's fine, I guess. I just- It's not my finest quality.

[26:48:09] You told me to come here!

[26:48:11] Well, it's not like set up yet. You know how it is.

[26:48:16] It's like, would you ever want to like sing and do like a seven out of ten?

[26:48:25] Nah, you can come see it. I can explain what I'm doing.

[26:48:28] You're inviting me to come here.

[26:48:30] All right, you got me. Okay, you got me

[26:48:41] Is it me?

[26:48:44] Okay, I fixed it now

[26:48:49] What did you make?

[26:49:16] What did you make?

[26:49:21] Oh, yeah, I was watching the stream you were using water or something, right?

[26:49:29] Oh, apparently that's like insanely good with the jetpack.

[26:49:33] Yep, that's why I put it on.

[26:49:36] Oh, does it work well?

[26:49:39] Yeah, but I think there's another one that makes it work even better.

[26:49:45] It's the next jetpack.

[26:49:47] Okay, but I mean like, I mean, the robot was pretty fine, you know.

[26:49:52] What's that? I mean, not yet.

[26:50:03] Oh, wow, you can see the like, oh my God.

[26:50:06] BAM! What the heck? How are you going?

[26:50:09] I can go to the high.

[26:50:11] What the heck? You can see my factory being built.

[26:50:14] Yeah, what kind of factory is this?

[26:50:17] Um, we're trying to build, um, the high-speed connectors.

[26:50:23] Um, we also have a bunch of fuel, which I don't know what to do with, being produced.

[26:50:29] So I don't know if you have any good ideas for that.

[26:50:33] I... I have no idea.

[26:50:35] Well, I didn't die.

[26:50:38] Congratulations. I can explain anything if you have questions.

[26:50:57] Uh, yeah, I'm gonna explain.

[26:51:03] Explain it all.

[26:51:06] Yeah, all?

[26:51:07] Yeah.

[26:51:11] Um, it's getting a little scuffed already.

[26:51:14] I forgot that.

[26:51:16] Um, so...

[26:51:19] That's the plastic and oil factory.

[26:51:23] Uh-huh.

[26:51:24] The plastic is not...

[26:51:25] The plastic's being produced.

[26:51:26] And that's going to feed into here where I'm going to have the copper sheets, which will

[26:51:31] go into making the chips.

[26:51:34] The chips and the wires which is being made in this copper area will go into this thing,

[26:51:39] which is the manufacturer.

[26:51:41] Then as you can see, the quick wire that I've already made, a perfectly optimized quick

[26:51:47] wire factory, is feeding it fuck time.

[26:51:50] So then it'll produce, I don't know, fuck time chips.

[26:51:54] I don't know how many. I haven't done the math.

[26:51:57] I have not done the math, but I think it's a lot.

[26:52:04] It was really neat.

[26:52:08] Oh, I'm missing cables. Do you have cables?

[26:52:10] I have 172 cables.

[26:52:15] Can I have those for now?

[26:52:17] Yeah.

[26:52:18] You can load some more.

[26:52:20] Wait, wait, wait, wait. This thing's producing cables.

[26:52:25] Oh.

[26:52:26] Can you grab them from here?

[26:52:28] Oh.

[26:52:29] Yeah, oh, perfect, perfect, perfect.

[26:52:30] I'm good, I'm good.

[26:52:31] Thank you.

[26:52:33] Thank you, though.

[26:52:34] that's what I'm doing right now this should take me maybe 10 more minutes I

[26:52:44] think go smoothly which is a big if I need more bullets good boy that's okay

[26:53:04] though so I'm gonna be these machines yeah don't do that I've decided I'm

[26:53:25] gonna make this a train platform too yeah so I think we should have a giant

[26:53:34] ass train running through the map what do you think about that you guys a

[26:53:39] cool idea. Yeah. And I'm straight at this. Caca Mountain. Well, this is the Caca Mountain

[26:53:49] will be one of the stops in the county, yeah. Are you trying today? Um, I want to try to.

[26:53:59] I think I can. It depends. That's how... Is there a big train? Uh, of course. Well,

[26:54:13] I could possibly have been otherwise. And like, I don't even know there was another

[26:54:23] That's what I said.

[26:54:29] Gotcha.

[26:54:30] I'm stealing my own cage.

[26:54:43] Al, did you get yourself?

[26:54:45] Yeah.

[26:54:46] Why don't you go and sit there?

[26:55:09] What are you doing up to, Zach?

[26:55:10] I think I'm going to go to the zoo today.

[26:55:13] Oh, shoot, I got into the fire.

[26:55:14] Was it good?

[26:55:15] It was really good.

[26:55:16] I ended up playing until I got frustrated because there was a part that I just died

[26:55:24] and I was like, oh, I'm going to go back and do all this shit right now.

[26:55:27] Fuck this.

[26:55:28] I'm good tomorrow.

[26:55:30] It's nice and scary, but it's like one of the games is like it starts off and the scariness gets gradually worse and worse.

[26:55:44] Oh, really?

[26:55:46] Yeah.

[26:55:48] Uh, why is it like slow burn?

[26:55:51] Yeah, I like it.

[26:55:53] Oh, that's the best one for you.

[26:55:59] You know what I think? That's like when horror is at its best.

[26:56:02] You know what I mean?

[26:56:04] This is me when I missed that.

[26:56:10] Honestly, I'm kind of getting the hang of all this efficiency now.

[26:56:20] They think I should go to NAC for it now.

[26:56:22] You just know how to be efficient. These are my veins.

[26:56:29] Anime character probably can fit. This is what a kid talks like when you're from Holy Sheik.

[26:56:37] What the fuck?

[26:56:38] I wish my brain was so underdeveloped that I still animated character in my full child.

[26:56:49] And I would never have gotten into anime.

[26:56:54] But again, I like anime.

[26:56:56] Well if I could just say that then go and watch like 19 episodes of Jutsu Kaisen.

[26:57:01] I'm pretty sure you can do that right here by the way if you want to.

[26:57:23] I think I can make room for it.

[26:57:27] I mean I have to loop it. Do you see all those tanks right there?

[26:57:29] Yeah.

[26:57:31] Those are tanks of fuel I don't know what to do with.

[26:57:33] I'll show you my...

[26:57:45] I've...

[26:57:46] I knew that like...

[26:57:48] Okay this is kind of nerdy but...

[26:57:50] Like I knew how the game worked.

[26:57:53] Um...

[26:57:55] Okay, I knew how the efficiency worked

[26:57:58] but

[26:57:59] the belts

[26:58:04] So we just make sure that you use the split as much for the mergers, right?

[26:58:12] right so

[26:58:14] emerges

[26:58:16] This is crazy

[26:58:18] How come?

[26:58:19] I'm just looking at this network of pipes. This is insane.

[26:58:23] Oh, yeah, honestly, not proud of that. That's too much mess from honestly. I'm kind of ashamed of that

[26:58:31] Naaah, cause that's like, shisha would do that.

[26:58:38] That's like my greatest fucker.

[26:58:40] Not gonna, not gonna lie.

[26:58:43] Computer chips?

[26:59:07] Uh, yep, right now.

[26:59:09] Fog.

[26:59:13] No, it will be if you give me a moment, but then I'll appreciate it.

[26:59:39] OH NO, NO NO NO NO, I DIDN'T KNOW ONE WAS GOING TO MACHINE.

[26:59:48] Okay so I'm making ten thirty copper sheets in a minute, and then I need to go into

[26:59:57] that you didn't care. He's joined with the plastic.

[27:00:07] Yope.

[27:01:21] Did you finish solving them all?

[27:01:23] Huh?

[27:01:24] Did you finish solving them?

[27:01:25] No. I'm nowhere near done.

[27:01:27] How long is that game?

[27:01:29] I think it's like, on the remake, but the original was like 8 hours long.

[27:01:39] Jesus.

[27:01:40] But it's me, so it's probably going to take me about a year.

[27:01:43] And...

[27:01:45] Let's just be honest.

[27:01:50] Are you back? Where are you at right now?

[27:01:52] I'm on my way back home.

[27:01:54] Mmmmm, do you know what the steel pipe's off?

[27:01:58] Well, no.

[27:01:59] It's nice.

[27:02:00] Mmm, yeah, I'm just gonna need to do it now.

[27:02:02] It's fine.

[27:02:06] I'm just a little bit here.

[27:02:16] How many slip weights do you need?

[27:02:18] I don't know if you can just upload a bunch of loads.

[27:02:21] I have a 137 on me right now.

[27:02:24] Ooh!

[27:02:25] Yeah, I'm fine.

[27:03:15] That's why I'm gonna get a train.

[27:03:16] That's why I'm gonna get a train.

[27:03:20] I'm gonna stream

[27:04:04] the Freddy Fish game

[27:04:10] Yeah, cuz I've been I was in my charity auction and I have been meaning to do it for a long time

[27:04:15] I just never got around to it. I'm gonna get around to it. I just need like 12 hours

[27:04:24] The Freddy Fish which I've never had any experience with this to me. It's all new

[27:04:31] I mean now I might who knows if I fucking speed run the shit out of it find out

[27:04:45] Well, if I finish fast I'll do it.

[27:04:47] I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm addicted to this game, so I want to play more.

[27:04:54] I'm sure what it was doing.

[27:04:56] It was Gemis doing.

[27:04:58] Is it a what's Gemis doing?

[27:05:00] It was Gemis doing, yeah.

[27:05:02] And no one else would be so pumped about Freddy Fish.

[27:05:04] Why?

[27:05:08] I'm gonna miss the Freddy Fish stream.

[27:05:12] I don't think you're missing out much.

[27:05:17] I don't think you're missing out much.

[27:05:22] Why? That's a big leap.

[27:05:26] Yeah, it's a giant leap. Fuck, I need steel beams.

[27:05:35] Oh, did you upload those pipes, I mean?

[27:05:37] Yeah.

[27:05:39] You did?

[27:05:40] Oh, perfect. Okay, could you upload steel beams? There's a giant steel beam area actually right in the base.

[27:05:48] Which I can show you where it is if you want. Whenever you're up to.

[27:06:02] Now?

[27:06:03] Oh, okay, um...

[27:06:04] You know where the... the reinforced steel plate actually is? It's in our base.

[27:06:09] Let me highlight the weirds actually above it.

[27:06:12] Yeah.

[27:06:13] But in the factory above it, there's like a bunch of shipping containers and one of them

[27:06:16] has...

[27:06:17] What do I see?

[27:06:18] And then just upload.

[27:06:32] I think it's like 600 is the max you can upload.

[27:06:36] Ah, there we go.

[27:06:46] I can see it being uploaded.

[27:06:47] Thank you.

[27:06:55] Thank you, thank you.

[27:07:47] How many more power slaves do we have?

[27:07:48] Uh, yeah.

[27:08:27] You can catch them roll into power shards and just upload them.

[27:08:29] That would be fantastic.

[27:08:30] That would allow me to, I think, check the optimization on this factory.

[27:08:39] Yeah, people can do that a lot these days.

[27:08:55] A lot of people have been coming and watching my stream and sending their chat to like, you mean to me?

[27:09:02] Haha, wow, we just...

[27:09:05] That was sad.

[27:09:07] Like, cringe?

[27:09:09] I mean, Joel, I mean, look, I had like, three views on kicker if I'd get desperate too.

[27:09:26] Okay, there we go.

[27:09:28] I think a lot of people are going to be jealous of what you've accomplished and there's a

[27:09:38] lot of people who have egos of this stuff and there's just going to be a set of people

[27:09:43] that don't want to care to learn anything about you, unless it's how it is, I mean

[27:09:53] unfortunately the age we live in, people like that online.

[27:09:57] Well there's a lot of people that were nice and said nice things, but...

[27:10:03] Well it doesn't cost anything to be nice, but a lot of people love that stuff.

[27:10:07] Okay, we have high-speed... connected thing.

[27:10:13] He don't need plasma.

[27:10:25] Don't need plasma? Best thing you can do?

[27:10:46] The boys remind you of Elon Musk.

[27:10:49] What's a lie? I'm so fucking stupid.

[27:10:52] They make a computer factory?

[27:11:50] Oh, I'm just making the high-speed factory. I don't know

[27:12:02] I literally cannot get this wire in quick enough

[27:12:23] Yeah

[27:12:33] Yeah, fuck that guy.

[27:12:35] Yeah, fuck that guy.

[27:12:37] What are you doing?

[27:12:39] What the fuck?

[27:12:41] Yeah, no, that's because I was reviewing the factory.

[27:12:43] It's not my fault.

[27:12:45] I mean, it is my fault, but, you know, it's not bad.

[27:12:49] What the fuck?

[27:12:51] No, it is pretty bad though.

[27:12:53] You should fire that kind of guy.

[27:12:55] Yeah, I don't know. Fuck if I know.

[27:13:18] Fuck if you know?

[27:13:20] I mean, we don't need it.

[27:13:42] I think it's gonna work.

[27:13:44] I think it's kinda worthless.

[27:13:46] I'm not crazy.

[27:13:47] Okay.

[27:14:00] My high speed connector factory is at 200% efficiency.

[27:14:08] I have a runoff ship making factory, so we should get a steady supply of...

[27:14:15] Gips as well.

[27:14:17] I'd rather use it to get tickets and throw it away.

[27:14:20] I have to fucking play hide and seek and... and seek all your little...

[27:14:30] coffins.

[27:14:34] I've made you a mini-mine.

[27:14:36] I don't know what I can do with that. It's the heavy oil residue. I don't know what I can do with that.

[27:15:04] Well, what can I do with it?

[27:15:07] I've got six tanks right now that are awful.

[27:15:15] Well, I mean, I'm not that guy, you know what I mean?

[27:15:28] Did you blow up the power show?

[27:15:42] Huh?

[27:15:43] Yeah, I didn't blow it up.

[27:15:44] Oh, no, I'll show it now.

[27:15:46] Oh, it's fine. Maybe I made too much wire.

[27:15:54] I don't know how much I've...

[27:15:55] You know, if I'm vastly overestimated, how much wire?

[27:15:58] I need this many cables.

[27:17:09] Yeah, just...

[27:17:21] I don't think I know.

[27:17:26] Well, I'm gonna blow this thing to get all that fuel.

[27:17:29] Yeah, I don't know what to do with it.

[27:17:31] You can feel free to do what you want, because this factory is pretty much complete.

[27:17:36] This is a sick factory. This is pretty much my most efficient factory yet.

[27:17:43] I mean, I think it's pretty bugging me.

[27:17:44] I think it's pretty bugging me!

[27:18:13] What's the ultimate goal of this game? Honestly, my personal goal?

[27:18:18] I don't know how to get down a lot of mass if you ever go on the game, but then have fun.

[27:18:21] I kind of want to just like...

[27:18:24] complete the tiers and then I'm pretty satisfied.

[27:18:26] I think once I've unlocked everything...

[27:18:28] I saw some videos people have like full-on like genuine factories. I was like I don't really want to do that

[27:18:36] But I love the idea of making a train sound sick

[27:18:38] I was like I was like down for that like that sounds awesome. I'm uploading 70 high-speed

[27:18:56] Oh, yeah, it's long. Okay, you gave them

[27:19:07] They're crazy how much

[27:19:09] Quick why you need to make these fan ships?

[27:19:14] dude it's it's kind of crazy so this is like German dudes they were like he's

[27:19:47] like explaining how to get like the perfect ratio on like a giant fact

[27:19:51] ring I was like this is the German shit I've watched in my life

[27:19:53] dude is getting pumped talking about like explain like ratio is efficiency

[27:20:02] I was like, I was like, damn, I'm him.

[27:20:08] I have, like, his coffin's on top of a subway line.

[27:20:17] Oh, yeah, nice.

[27:20:19] And like, I just kind of, like, didn't.

[27:20:21] Yeah, the German guys have not heard of that.

[27:20:24] What the heck?

[27:20:25] Are you and Connor are pretty much done with Powerade,

[27:20:27] even though they have updated last June?

[27:20:29] You know how to.

[27:20:31] Um, I don't think we're done with Powerade,

[27:20:33] but you know, you may ask if we were done with Powerade.

[27:20:36] Powerade?

[27:20:37] I'm gonna come back to it. I think if I did it, maybe after a couple more DLCs or something.

[27:20:43] Oh, I got one like that.

[27:20:47] Yeah, they did, they did.

[27:20:51] I think I want to come back up there.

[27:20:54] I mean, I appreciate a lot that I think.

[27:20:58] We spent a lot of time on Power Love.

[27:21:01] And I want to make sure that we play a lot of games.

[27:21:05] And that I play a lot of games.

[27:21:06] this game is kind of putting a dense in that but hey look I'm having fun

[27:21:16] where are you are you over here fixing the stuff thank you for fixing it I was

[27:21:20] in there well you know I'm getting tired of seeing all these fucking

[27:21:24] coffins everywhere yeah fuck that guy for those uh I got lazy it's my bad

[27:21:34] alright I'll admit it is my fault I'm playing fucking coffins everywhere yeah

[27:21:42] No, it was not my proudest moment. I will not lie to you. I didn't do that. You're right.

[27:21:55] Nah, cuz you're right though. No, this isn't my worst nightmare.

[27:22:15] Why is that rubber being fed into this machine? Oh no! Wait, did you? What? Why is... Where...

[27:22:38] Oh, I need to check something. The rubber stopped being made on my rubber factory.

[27:22:44] You said you were messing with some oil stuff?

[27:22:55] Cry.

[27:23:00] Which oil thing were you messing with?

[27:23:04] Yesterday.

[27:23:07] Aw, yeah.

[27:23:08] I wasn't messing with any oil stuff. I made my own thing.

[27:23:12] Oh, okay. Chill then.

[27:23:14] What the hell?

[27:23:15] You're very quick to blame me.

[27:23:20] Yeah, I know. For sure I was.

[27:23:22] Why?

[27:23:29] What?

[27:23:30] Why?

[27:23:31] What do you mean?

[27:23:33] for the blame game now you're the one playing the blame game oh yeah I did do

[27:23:40] that here well I wasn't sure I gotta go check what's happened here something's

[27:23:47] happened I don't know how this is happened here there should be a steady

[27:23:57] supply of rubber coming in I don't know who who's involved here to go no

[27:24:07] Oh double double fuck myself. Oh, this is the worst. Okay. Let me see what's going on here

[27:24:21] All right, what's your distance?

[27:24:27] Really? What's your distance? Yeah, how many they have at least?

[27:24:42] Well, are you in danger already?

[27:25:01] You're an endangered or imminent like I'm an endangered. All right. All right. What's your distance? All right?

[27:26:13] All right. It's causing that now. You're near the factory actually. Can you check?

[27:26:46] so

[27:26:49] There's a giant

[27:26:51] Like conveyor belt that just goes directly like up and it should be feeding

[27:26:58] Rubber into it. Can you check it? No, there's two so there's one that's yeah that one

[27:27:03] Is taking the steel on you just like that and there's one little further ahead

[27:27:07] For you like a little bit more. Yeah, there you go in that direction

[27:27:12] And I should be one that should be taking rubber. There's two that are feeding in

[27:27:26] And there should be another one feeding up. Oh to your left

[27:27:29] There you go, I had to be here at it, sorry.

[27:27:33] There's nothing on you.

[27:27:37] Can you check that the machine feeding into it is making rubber into that container?

[27:27:42] Yeah, what's it?

[27:27:47] Raspberry though.

[27:27:48] Oh, we're just doing rubber.

[27:27:49] Oh, the fuel tank needs to be drained, I think.

[27:27:52] Eh.

[27:27:53] Because the fuel tank ahead of it's not producing anything.

[27:27:58] Yeah.

[27:28:08] Is it just full right now of black powder?

[27:28:10] Plus the residue?

[27:28:14] Yeah, but I think the problem is that the machine ahead of it isn't making anything

[27:28:19] But the mission the final machine is being fed into the black powder and the black powder machine is old

[27:28:24] Yeah, right

[27:28:25] We just empty that this full just empty it or build another storage container

[27:28:32] But I think emptying it because we would just make a lot you just take as much you want them to it

[27:28:40] Damn it. Yeah, this sucks. I forgot why this is happening now

[27:28:54] Guess my train journey will have to wait. Wait, there's three pure guys is over there

[27:29:22] So we're building a back up.

[27:29:25] Into a sink?

[27:29:26] Yeah, it's just on the exact same.

[27:29:28] What's a sink?

[27:29:29] Fuck around what that is.

[27:29:34] What's an item sink? I don't think we've...

[27:29:36] Do we have that? I haven't even seen that yet.

[27:29:38] I feel like that's something...

[27:29:47] Oh, an awesome sink makes it into a coupon.

[27:29:49] Oh, okay.

[27:29:50] That makes sense.

[27:29:53] I'm gonna kill myself.

[27:30:01] Okay.

[27:30:02] I'm gonna have a guest here.

[27:30:04] I'm glad I'll break.

[27:30:05] Dean Cozy, you need more motors.

[27:31:12] Okay, I think I got it. I made two new geothermal things.

[27:32:02] And that seems to fix up, doesn't it?

[27:32:05] Nice, fuck yeah.

[27:32:07] Yeah, I made two, uh, two more geysers.

[27:32:10] Two more big guys.

[27:32:15] Look at that done.

[27:32:24] And you emptied the tank that was...

[27:32:27] all the...

[27:32:29] all the smokeless black powder, yeah?

[27:32:31] Okay, that's fine.

[27:32:37] I don't even know what I would build a train to I'm just gonna do it because I think trains are fucking sick

[27:33:15] Do any of the fucking reason to build a goddamn train?

[27:33:23] Why is an adult need a reasonable to train chair? No, I don't

[27:33:27] Pull the damn train a lot of them frame

[27:33:29] When a man needs trains, he needs it.

[27:33:35] And he cannot wait.

[27:33:36] That is his duty.

[27:33:45] He doesn't like trains.

[27:33:55] That's what I'm saying!

[27:33:57] You believe you've got all the people out there?

[27:33:59] Of the kids who don't like trains.

[27:34:02] I think there are people who don't though.

[27:34:07] That's the crazy part.

[27:34:08] I think you're not like me.

[27:34:10] I don't know.

[27:34:12] I guess you're shooting stuff.

[27:34:13] Shit, this thing is full.

[27:34:25] No!

[27:34:26] Ooh, he gave me some statutes.

[27:35:27] Which I appreciate it.

[27:35:28] Yeah, I was like, hey, that's fucking nice of you, buddy.

[27:35:32] He's warringly talented.

[27:35:34] He's 13 or 8 years old on the bar.

[27:35:53] I am on most of stairs.

[27:37:04] I'm only down from all the most of stairs.

[27:37:12] I'm always...

[27:37:13] Computers.

[27:37:14] Hey, I see computers.

[27:37:20] We need, uh, how do you build computers?

[27:37:23] Circuit boards.

[27:37:35] 8 cables.

[27:37:36] And 16 plastic.

[27:37:38] 4 circuit boards.

[27:37:42] 8 cables.

[27:37:52] That's kind of like the high-speed connector factory. Okay, I think I can make a secondary factory for that

[27:38:33] That'd be fucking biggest part. What do you can't yet? Who knows? What can you do in this game? That's what I want to know

[27:38:49] We'll try being bold it's impossible

[27:39:05] animals are all you can you tell me please I want to respond back with it

[27:39:13] Why?

[27:39:14] Cuz I'm gonna play for that long. I just wanted to show

[27:39:18] And chat I'm fucking I'm born as shit when I play this game. I just fucking lock in and don't talk

[27:39:24] build shit

[27:39:28] By bias

[27:39:42] Okay, we have enough those friends. What do we need the bus for family for like?

[27:39:50] Like so far. I don't think crazy. We need anything

[27:40:04] Yeah, I'm just been run around getting shit ready

[27:40:06] Um, peace.

[27:40:10] An adaptive wiring.

[27:40:12] I don't know what that's for either.

[27:40:38] East industrial...

[27:40:40] What alternate recipes do we have?

[27:40:50] Can we unlock any other alternate

[27:41:04] steel

[27:41:06] ingot, um, recipes?

[27:41:08] Can we unlock any of those?

[27:41:13] Any alternate

[27:41:19] steel ingot recipes?

[27:41:21] Yeah, do we have any?

[27:41:30] Like, are we able to alternate?

[27:41:32] Like, learn the ones?

[27:41:35] I think there's a way we can get it where we can learn with iron and if we can, it would

[27:41:44] definitely open up some possibilities that we can do some stuff.

[27:41:48] Okay, I'm asking for 10 minutes.

[27:42:12] I should analyze.

[27:42:13] Why do I?

[27:42:14] Okay, so we definitely want the train to come from Bays just because we're asking

[27:43:00] Bays.

[27:43:04] I definitely want it to stop at the chip point.

[27:43:07] I don't think, where does the train go?

[27:43:14] I mean, there's so many possibilities.

[27:43:17] No, that's criminal that you're still making wire cables by hand.

[27:43:20] That's criminal.

[27:43:24] What's wrong with that?

[27:43:25] That's criminal.

[27:43:27] Well, maybe if we had a train.

[27:43:30] Wait, it's the train's fault?

[27:43:33] Yep.

[27:43:34] How is that?

[27:43:36] Only if we had a train going on.

[27:43:38] No, because that's crazy that you'd say that.

[27:43:41] Are you making 50 for the upgrade?

[27:43:47] I'm trying to make 50.

[27:43:49] Oh hell yeah.

[27:43:55] I made 27.

[27:43:56] I'm going to start uploading chips.

[27:44:35] Can I just be, I don't know if that helps at all.

[27:45:03] I think I can do something.

[27:45:04] I think I can make a power plant with this fuel for now.

[27:45:07] I'm just worried we have way too much.

[27:45:09] I'm just making a explosive ray bar.

[27:45:57] Don't mind me.

[27:45:58] Yeah, how's it going?

[27:46:00] It's going great.

[27:46:03] Can I explode this machine?

[27:46:05] I'm gonna blow shit up. I'm gonna blow everybody up. This whole place is gonna go up in flames.

[27:46:15] Okay shit, Jesus Christ.

[27:46:18] The world will bow down to me.

[27:47:17] Yeah? I could pay a little bit more attention.

[27:47:28] You want to see it?

[27:47:29] What?

[27:48:22] Alright, I managed to...

[27:48:24] Use all the excess oil and turn it into another power plant.

[27:48:27] So, now that's not being wasted.

[27:48:32] If we're good about this now, I'm gonna make a fucking train

[27:48:35] Because I deserved to have a goddamn train

[27:48:40] You do have a goddamn train

[27:48:42] As a grown man you you have a god-given right to build a goddamn train

[27:48:46] That's true

[27:48:47] And as a grown woman I have a goddamn right to have explosives

[27:48:52] And bullets

[27:48:54] Goodly found Adam

[27:49:09] She's saying it's sexual about seeing the girth of the train station

[27:49:13] Oh

[27:49:16] My god, it's huge. It's so big. I'm ready to receive you

[27:49:30] Station

[27:49:37] I think you want to fuck a train

[27:49:39] I wasn't on

[27:49:41] Train or you want the train to fuck you?

[27:49:48] I don't think I live

[27:49:49] Fuck the train, Foxman

[27:49:52] You don't like the train, Foxy

[27:49:54] I don't want you to die, Connor

[27:49:55] It's efficient

[27:50:01] Fuck a track for it

[27:50:19] Which I'm more than happy to do

[27:50:21] Oh, it's so beautiful

[27:50:31] Oh my god

[27:50:32] The train station is truly a delight

[27:50:38] I need rubber

[27:50:40] I can't put the fucking wheels

[27:50:42] without some fucking rubber legs

[27:50:45] Fuck you now!

[27:50:51] Oh, I actually, I need those 15 sicklings, I realize now.

[27:50:57] I need those.

[27:50:59] I realize I need those signals.

[27:51:00] The thing that we're trying to unlock.

[27:51:07] Oh my god.

[27:51:08] Uh, yeah, yeah, for the train.

[27:51:15] Wait, can a train go on just one platform?

[27:51:18] Oh, it can!

[27:51:19] Can?

[27:51:21] Oh, I don't even care if this is like a shit train.

[27:52:00] It's just gonna look so fucking cool on my head.

[27:52:02] I don't even have anything to like do with the train right now. I'm building it because I just think it's sick

[27:52:09] Which honestly is there any better reason chef?

[27:52:11] Like I'm not even thinking of a route in mind or anything. I'm just like I'm gonna build the train and

[27:52:19] The people will come

[27:52:21] But I need rubber which is quite annoying actually dude. This train's gonna go so hard chat. Oh

[27:53:12] It's gonna go hard

[27:53:14] I'm uploading, um, I don't know what you need. Do you need high-speed connectors or computers first?

[27:53:20] Second board, sorry. All right, second board's high-speed connectors. Okay, I'm uploading both right now.

[27:53:27] Yeah, I mean you haven't, you-

[27:53:28] What's wrong? You haven't touched the other 40 high-speed connectors I uploaded.

[27:53:32] I'm shopping.

[27:53:44] Oh! Railtrack takes pipe!

[27:53:47] Or putt and steel beams. Shit, this shit's expensive.

[27:54:04] Actually, no, it's not that bad.

[27:54:06] You're very worse.

[27:54:07] You excited to have a train?

[27:54:18] Yeah, we can.

[27:54:19] I think we can be like full on conductors and shit.

[27:54:22] That's gonna be exciting.

[27:54:25] So now, I have a lot of spaghetti, and we're gonna add extra spaghetti.

[27:54:31] I think I might have to turn...

[27:54:34] I might have to pump like another pipeline to get all the fuel to the train station.

[27:54:42] They need like a fuel packaging thing.

[27:54:44] I actually don't know how it works.

[27:54:46] You what?

[27:55:09] This playlist was made to motivate pioneers to defend their factories from hostile alien lifeforms more efficiently.

[27:55:16] Thankfully, we developed a repellent that since then mixed into all fixed things.

[27:55:19] It sounds like I can build like splits in the railway.

[27:55:31] Thank you then.

[27:55:32] I've got multiple...

[27:55:45] Is that how that works?

[27:55:46] How do I do multiple paths?

[27:55:51] Like what if I collect... can the railway only go in one direction?

[27:55:58] I'll figure it out later.

[27:56:12] Uh, that's correct. I have not.

[27:56:34] What are you actually doing right now?

[27:56:38] Yule?

[27:56:41] Do you think the train...

[27:56:43] There's a lady.

[27:56:44] Where's on the map?

[27:56:45] I don't know.

[27:56:47] Is it like on the way to the...

[27:56:49] ...several factory?

[27:56:50] Your coffin's of death.

[27:56:59] I'll go to it, huh?

[27:57:00] Ehh...

[27:57:01] Okay.

[27:57:01] Yeah, that's fine, you're not happy.

[27:57:03] I wanna go to it.

[27:57:06] I want you to see it.

[27:57:07] Just see what I made.

[27:57:55] No more fucking f-

[27:59:01] Yeah, I'm just trying to...

[27:59:02] ...see if my...

[27:59:04] ...tip of scuff, thank you, is small, I don't know.

[27:59:08] You will find out.

[27:59:12] I don't know if the train track can exist in the air, but I'm gonna find out.

[27:59:15] Oh, people want to have said it can.

[27:59:41] Oh, that's so sick.

[27:59:43] Just because it looks sick.

[27:59:44] Mainly.

[27:59:45] The engine is costing me a lot of concrete.

[28:00:17] I don't know if I'm...

[28:00:21] I bought another station.

[28:00:43] God, that's so sick.

[28:00:50] I just...

[28:00:56] cannot think of a single thing that is cool than trains.

[28:00:59] I'll wait, chat.

[28:01:02] I'll wait.

[28:01:03] It doesn't exist.

[28:01:10] I'm looking like a big train die.

[28:01:11] I just think like the idea of building your own train

[28:01:16] shit

[28:01:19] Shit

[28:01:24] Hmm. Oh, we can name all stations

[28:01:49] Yeah, what should we call it you name one after me?

[28:01:53] Oh, no, I've already named this one. What do you mean? I'm fine that

[28:02:26] Won't go to that I just fog ask there and go wondering if you want to come see the train

[28:03:06] Oh

[28:03:25] Oh

[28:04:07] On the screen oh sorry, yeah, I'm looking at oh, whoa how much fuel is it making for a minute?

[28:04:20] Please

[28:04:31] Coming to you. Right.

[28:04:45] On base.

[28:04:49] Yes.

[28:04:58] Uh, the default base.

[28:05:02] Yeah, I mean I'm gonna build more...

[28:05:04] Um...

[28:05:06] Railways. Railroad, sorry. Where we need to go?

[28:05:08] Ah!

[28:05:10] It doesn't have any fuel.

[28:05:19] Does it use electricity?

[28:05:20] Oh!

[28:05:21] Sick!

[28:05:23] Yeah.

[28:06:02] Uh, right now it's super scuff.

[28:06:08] Are you there?

[28:06:28] Oh, oh, it's going. It's going.

[28:06:33] Wait, wait.

[28:06:34] No, I wanna go!

[28:06:35] I'm gonna bring it back and bring it back and break it breaking it bringing it back to tungsten town

[28:06:42] Okay, hold up

[28:06:46] Gonna get in oh basically the way it works is that like you can tell it to go to a location all fuck about no no good you best

[28:06:57] You can tell it to like automatically go to this station and there's like shipping containers here

[28:07:01] They're like unload automatically

[28:07:06] Yeah, but there is a train in the back here so you can go back and forth

[28:07:09] You can ride that one, and then I'll put the automatic driving on, you're in?

[28:07:16] Yeah.

[28:07:17] Alright, it's in there.

[28:07:19] Isn't this sick?

[28:07:31] Yeah!

[28:07:32] This is so sick!

[28:07:37] Dude!

[28:07:38] Left click the horn, it just does this automatically and it'll like load and unload itself.

[28:07:54] I clicked the horn.

[28:07:56] You did?

[28:07:57] Yeah.

[28:07:58] I couldn't get to work.

[28:08:00] I didn't say that.

[28:08:02] what oh we can rename that we can rename it isn't this sick it'll just keep

[28:08:09] going back and forth and it runs up like just a normal fuel oh it's working now

[28:08:15] yeah

[28:08:18] I'm working so you go floating back the right way

[28:08:21] yo it isn't this sick

[28:08:26] so now if we need like like an assembly part we can just build it here isn't

[28:08:33] that so cool

[28:08:40] It's so fucking sick dude.

[28:08:46] Is that a big ol' hole all the way around?

[28:08:49] Yeah, so I need the...

[28:08:51] I think I need the railway signal. I need to tell it like...

[28:08:54] Ah, like, hey, stop right here.

[28:08:56] Or like, hey, wait, you know?

[28:08:58] Oh, we need a few more computers for that.

[28:09:01] Yeah, so...

[28:09:02] I don't know...

[28:09:04] Oh, of course we are, but it needs to be on back and forth. Isn't that sick?

[28:09:09] Isn't that sick? That's so sick!

[28:09:12] I'm so pumped. I'm kind of nerding out. That's so cool.

[28:09:17] So I gotta go and make a couple stops.

[28:09:25] Yeah, but overall, that's the train and we're gonna expand it

[28:09:31] so that we can get this plant over here. Now this one's running.

[28:09:35] This one. I'm gonna have like belts feed in from this thing. So like there's

[28:09:41] intakes and outtakes so you can just tell like, hey, ship this stuff.

[28:09:45] ship this factory stuff over there so I'm gonna get one for the encased steel

[28:09:50] beams I'm gonna get I'm gonna make a path all the way to the place now so that

[28:09:57] we can ship steel beams no problem this is it

[28:10:03] there's a long line

[28:10:17] even though I kind of built one before hey oh dude I'm gonna go through the

[28:10:21] Look at that. Isn't that sick?

[28:10:31] Can you count to?

[28:10:49] Wait, wait, wait. Actually, you can help me out here.

[28:10:52] How many steel beams are steel bars do you have?

[28:10:56] We call these.

[28:11:07] Then go to your build menu.

[28:11:10] Then go to railway and press a number so it's hockey.

[28:11:14] Like five or something.

[28:11:15] Then go and stop bringing the train track with us.

[28:11:18] Yeah, railway.

[28:11:22] Where's that at?

[28:11:24] You get a transport and it'll be in railway transport.

[28:11:32] Yep, so you want to go take that behind me where the train stopped?

[28:11:37] Just bring it all the way over here.

[28:11:39] I'll keep building the floor so it can go over it.

[28:11:42] Okay, so when we get to here...

[28:12:04] Oh God, a wildlife is not having the new train expansion.

[28:12:16] I for one would be thrilled if I had a new train.

[28:12:31] I would try and curve it or build a little bit of floor and let it curve a little bit, you know what I mean?

[28:12:36] So until you can get it onto one.

[28:12:38] That makes sense.

[28:12:43] Build like two layers until you can get it onto one.

[28:12:48] Just think I took a weather train.

[28:12:55] Must want to take a weather train because the train will only go to the stations I've programmed it to.

[28:12:59] And I have no plans to go there.

[28:13:01] Wait, am I going to kill them?

[28:13:02] No, no, no, because the train won't go this way until I add it into the autopilot.

[28:13:07] Dude, this train is gonna be so sick to ride, it's gonna be like you go over the plants.

[28:13:16] So sick!

[28:13:25] Fuckin' long trains!

[28:13:31] Did you fall?

[28:13:32] Yeah.

[28:13:34] That's a very dramatic scream.

[28:13:36] But I'll be okay.

[28:13:39] You should be able to get up pretty easily.

[28:13:42] You can go back onto the building platform.

[28:13:44] That's okay, I would jump back.

[28:13:46] Oh.

[28:13:48] That works too.

[28:13:49] Okay, well that's all about foundation. Just see if you can build it now like that with what you have

[28:14:18] There we go. This is kind of thing. I wonder if we can get on like

[28:14:31] We can get the train to go through the geysers that would be so sick-looking

[28:14:37] Oh god, I'm getting poisoned

[28:15:04] Okay, what did you mess up?

[28:15:16] Alright. Oh, yes, it'll always

[28:15:48] Is that everything that you build like full whatever they'll always say like the limit

[28:15:52] But then you just like have to keep adding to it. So you have to like go to the limit

[28:15:56] Go back one minute we blow you can cover slightly I think wobbly rail incoming. We don't want to cover too much

[28:16:12] Just cover that's tiny bit

[28:16:14] It wouldn't it would be like a full curve or one day like a tiny bit

[28:16:21] Okay

[28:16:23] Let me have a think

[28:16:26] You could cover the little bit. I think it's fine to cover slightly

[28:16:34] I think I have to otherwise it's gonna be on like a very annoying railway

[28:16:38] Yeah, you don't occur like a crazy man bubble if it fails we'll just figure it out you know what I mean

[28:17:06] All games are experimenting sir. Not really too fast if we fuck something up

[28:17:10] Yeah, all right, so bring it over

[28:19:41] Yeah, just the rail can just go over it for a little bit. I'm building the rail as well to meet you

[28:19:55] But I built the other station now

[28:19:59] Adding times. Oh my god. It's midnight. Holy fuck that time went fast. I'm damn train station

[28:20:09] Oh my god!

[28:20:10] It's fucking fun to build a train station.

[28:20:13] There's not a ramp or something.

[28:20:34] It should be able to curve onto it if you, like, delete some of the rail you just built.

[28:20:45] And then I give it more of a lead up to get on the ramp.

[28:20:49] You know what I mean?

[28:20:51] I make it a little shorter than you did.

[28:20:53] And then give it more room to have a little lead up, that makes sense.

[28:20:56] This rental is whole thing.

[28:21:09] That's fine, I mean it takes like seconds.

[28:21:11] But if you just give it a little bit more room,

[28:21:20] like get up the ramp,

[28:21:22] it should be able to do it in a problem.

[28:21:27] You don't need to make a ramp, you can just like,

[28:21:29] put the train track, like,

[28:21:31] on this, like,

[28:21:33] don't, you're standing too close to the ramp,

[28:21:35] you know what I mean? Like it's gonna be steep.

[28:21:37] If you stand further back,

[28:21:39] then have the ramp go up, it'll work

[28:21:41] easier.

[28:21:50] Well, I'm here now.

[28:21:52] Let me explain.

[28:21:56] If you have it like here

[28:21:58] Like this

[28:22:00] It'll like, see what I mean like this

[28:22:02] Like that

[28:22:06] It'll like have way more room

[28:22:08] I just didn't know

[28:22:12] Let's get in the car now

[28:22:16] Let's see if this works, I'm gonna drive it manually

[28:22:19] Alright, nice

[28:22:29] Oh, that is a crazy turn!

[28:22:33] I think we're getting...

[28:22:38] Hold on, I think it's bad

[28:22:40] Let's try it out. Let's see if it's bad.

[28:22:44] Alright, I have chassis found. I'm down.

[28:22:50] Let me catch up a little bit.

[28:23:06] I'm trying to speed it up. It's maxed out on 20 for some reason.

[28:23:12] What the heck? Why is it going so slow?

[28:23:20] No, it's electric. It's electric.

[28:23:25] Why is it going so slow? Too many cars.

[28:23:39] No. Wait, are you holding the breakdown?

[28:23:49] No, you're not.

[28:23:51] What if you press reverse?

[28:23:55] Yeah, if you press like backwards, you're pressing down, I guess.

[28:24:12] Huh.

[28:24:13] Why is it slowing down so much?

[28:24:17] Okay.

[28:24:18] We got it.

[28:24:25] That was the end.

[28:24:26] Wait, wait, why are you driving the other way?

[28:24:30] What?

[28:24:31] Why are you driving the other way?

[28:24:35] Why are you driving the other way?

[28:24:37] We're not getting off the way.

[28:24:43] No, no, no, no.

[28:24:44] We're getting off the other way!

[28:24:45] I'm trying to go!

[28:24:46] On the way!

[28:24:49] On the way!

[28:24:52] Okay.

[28:24:53] Why are we going this way?

[28:25:01] The fuck?

[28:25:05] Okay, okay, all the way, all the way.

[28:25:07] Wait.

[28:25:17] Oh my god.

[28:25:19] You go back after pressing S.

[28:25:21] Press forward?

[28:25:25] You press forward.

[28:25:30] It's slowing down.

[28:25:31] No.

[28:25:38] Pretty fast around the bend.

[28:25:39] Let's do that.

[28:25:50] I'm going with this.

[28:25:51] I can't go forward.

[28:25:52] Go forward fast?

[28:25:57] I have to press fast.

[28:25:59] Wait.

[28:26:00] The train tracks stop.

[28:26:02] Oh.

[28:26:04] Okay, hold up.

[28:26:06] Okay.

[28:26:09] Hold up, hold up.

[28:26:10] Hold on, okay.

[28:26:14] It's alright, I think it might have been me.

[28:26:17] Look at now.

[28:26:22] Okay, wait, break?

[28:26:23] Break's on.

[28:26:24] Okay, how are you, okay.

[28:26:27] I'm going forward now.

[28:26:32] Dude, look at this.

[28:26:34] Oh!

[28:26:36] Isn't this sick?

[28:26:43] Dude, this is just awesome.

[28:26:47] Look at this.

[28:26:52] Going past the geysers.

[28:27:04] This is so fucking sick.

[28:27:16] And now we have a, I guess a kind of quick way if you want to get between places.

[28:27:23] This is the sickest thing ever.

[28:27:26] Just flat out.

[28:27:32] Uh, yeah, I mean that's the plan, right?

[28:27:39] Hold on, I gotta get it.

[28:27:45] I gotta feed the...

[28:27:47] I gotta feed this.

[28:27:52] I want to start shipping these beams over to the base.

[28:28:04] So now we're gonna try our first shipping.

[28:28:10] We have a shop and a ship.

[28:28:19] We got encased steel beams going in going to the station. I don't know how this works

[28:28:39] Loads it's set to load just loading only. Oh look at that

[28:28:52] It's loading the beams

[28:28:56] That's so sick wait I changed the name of this trans station didn't change. Well, I'm gonna change it

[28:29:14] And you're not our safe

[28:29:18] That's what I changed it to

[28:29:24] Okay, now let's edit the timetables. That's gonna go

[28:29:29] We're gonna change the name of this one

[28:29:34] Junction town

[28:29:36] Then we're a monkey mountain

[28:29:51] Junction town

[28:29:52] Gold

[28:30:00] I just touched in town. Okay, let's stop driving. Let's see if it does it. Let's

[28:30:10] Okay, so self-driving is on

[28:30:12] What is it doing? Okay, so it's

[28:30:17] Where is it unloading?

[28:30:19] Wait, wait, that's not what it's doing.

[28:30:22] I can do the only load.

[28:30:32] Oh, that's so sick.

[28:30:34] Okay, so we have the...

[28:30:38] the shipping.

[28:30:39] We have the beams in the car.

[28:30:41] And now we're gonna go back.

[28:30:44] Dude!

[28:30:45] Dude!

[28:30:46] You're gonna be the horn?

[28:30:48] You're gonna be the horn, right?

[28:30:49] I don't wanna go back here.

[28:31:29] The winding tracks.

[28:31:31] Hey, that's the character.

[28:31:32] Don't worry about it.

[28:31:33] That is such a whiplash of a tone.

[28:31:37] I'm sorry.

[28:31:39] Hey, no, I like it, I like it.

[28:31:41] What do you need it for?

[28:32:12] Shouldn't do anything here.

[28:32:15] I like going 15 seconds and then it'll leave.

[28:32:17] Nice.

[28:32:23] And now, when it goes back, it should unload.

[28:32:27] It should stop, I think, at Tungsten Town, but it didn't.

[28:32:31] I think I didn't program properly.

[28:32:35] But it should unload this.

[28:32:37] And if it unloads it, we're in business.

[28:32:41] I think it's breaking. Okay, okay. It looks like it's getting in position to do it. Okay, okay. Hold, hold, okay?

[28:33:07] Why is it not doing it?

[28:33:11] Unload it. Unload it.

[28:33:13] Where is it?

[28:33:20] No! No!

[28:33:22] Hold up.

[28:33:24] Let me turn it off.

[28:33:25] I said when it gets to Tungsten Town,

[28:33:40] Unload.

[28:33:41] That's Delta. Unload.

[28:33:43] That's Tomasal driving.

[28:33:48] This is unreachable.

[28:33:50] Okay, are you holding down the break right now? I think so

[28:34:02] Why does it seem as a break? Oh, it's just

[28:34:08] Yeah, there you go

[28:34:15] Okay, now it should load

[28:34:34] It on load

[28:34:41] Have it on load mode. It's not doing it. It's not doing it. Yeah, I typed in

[28:34:55] Dunks in town

[28:34:57] Great wagon is fully loaded unloaded.

[28:35:04] Did I miss anything?

[28:35:05] Let me check the freight station.

[28:35:13] After that, can I change anything here?

[28:35:16] I can't... hmm.

[28:35:21] I can't configure anything.

[28:35:28] Okay.

[28:35:29] Um...

[28:35:31] You configured individually.

[28:35:35] Yeah, I've done that though.

[28:35:37] I'm confused.

[28:35:38] So let's add a...

[28:35:55] Let's see what it does now.

[28:36:15] To have it on itself forever.

[28:36:22] What's it gonna do now?

[28:36:36] Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[28:36:37] I wasn't doing it.

[28:36:39] Okay, what's the next one?

[28:36:40] What's next?

[28:36:41] Me?

[28:36:41] Because it definitely has the cargo.

[28:36:43] I can see it.

[28:37:13] Okay, so it's gonna dock here,

[28:37:14] a lot of big fields,

[28:37:15] nothing to get right now.

[28:37:25] We'll go back and hopefully,

[28:37:37] it's gonna see the train station.

[28:37:38] Do the train station things.

[28:37:40] I'm a grown man.

[28:37:42] Me, I just asked him,

[28:37:43] I don't have my train station.

[28:37:44] We want it.

[28:37:47] I realize I don't hold these platforms

[28:37:48] and literally not even that many floors.

[28:37:51] What do you want, cool?

[28:37:57] Alright, so it goes in, now, it will unload.

[28:38:19] Wait, why?

[28:38:22] It doesn't make any fucking sense.

[28:38:33] Oh my god, the great wagon is fully loaded, unloaded.

[28:38:36] We're gonna load this, okay.

[28:38:46] Let's see if it, let's see if it loads this, right?

[28:39:22] If it loads this, I'm gonna lose it.

[28:39:25] I don't understand how it loads but not unloaded.

[28:39:28] It's gonna load it, watch.

[28:39:32] Wait, I think it actually can load it, because there's already a freight on that.

[28:39:39] Wait, it's loading it.

[28:39:49] Okay, so it's loading.

[28:39:56] Okay.

[28:39:57] It's fully loading the platform.

[28:40:01] Also, fuck the SGC-1.

[28:40:03] Let's go.

[28:40:06] Okay.

[28:40:07] Station unreachable.

[28:40:09] Okay, I think I might know what the issue is.

[28:40:22] I think my train station, I think it needs an entrance.

[28:40:35] A train station and an exit.

[28:40:38] I need more track, I think.

[28:40:40] let me just build more track real quick I think I need to move these okay

[28:40:57] goodbye monkey mountain oh I kind of dismantled it the trains are right now

[28:41:21] oh no it's because the trains docked he keeps hold up hold up like a there we go

[28:41:53] move this out slightly what I do is very simply I think it's the train

[28:42:15] station isn't it's a it's not a terminal it's the end one I need to

[28:42:19] build the train track further in and give it an entrance and exit. I think that's

[28:42:34] what's happening. Okay, yeah of course. Monkey Station. I will remake it in a

[28:42:50] little bit of glory right now. Monkey, Mound, and what does that make sure it's saved?

[28:43:04] Neat. And then I want to make another train station right where the current

[28:43:10] train is. But like, the train is in the way.

[28:43:16] Good boy. Genius. Early riveting. Wait, if I delete this train track, what happens?

[28:43:42] Holy fuck, this freight is full. Well, I fell down.

[28:44:07] Pulling a ladder now. I can get back. Goddamn. I can't believe I fell off.

[28:44:53] That was one engine and one car to troubleshoot. Nah, cause I just think I'm him.

[28:44:57] I'm him. I'm the him of engineering.

[28:45:01] Yes sir. Dude!

[28:45:32] Name something hotter than a train.

[28:45:33] Hm, you can't.

[28:45:34] I'll wait.

[28:45:38] It doesn't exist.

[28:45:39] There's nothing that is more beautiful than the power of a locomotive.

[28:45:43] It can't be done.

[28:46:14] I just realized, I couldn't configure the damn fucking loading nonsense.

[28:46:18] I always have them hoist walls.

[28:46:50] Right, I'm about to keep shooting down.

[28:46:52] Isn't it better to loop the rail?

[28:47:00] Yes, so my plan is to loop the rail around the man.

[28:47:03] Which I think is gonna be really fun.

[28:47:14] I never even like trains the kids. I just think they're sick now as an adult and I think Japan makes you like

[28:47:21] Fucking fall in love with trains

[28:47:32] I mean I need to get the block signals. I can

[28:47:35] let hey

[28:47:38] You know fucking chill out though. Okay. Let's get a freight. No, let's get a freight

[28:47:46] Why missing I'm missing plastic bitch. I have one million

[28:47:57] million plastics. What are you talking about missing plastic? I have enough plastic to

[28:48:30] satiate me. Why does the freight platform need plastic? What the fuck am I building

[28:48:47] in this thing? Okay, okay, check this out, check this out. Okay, so now I programmed

[28:49:07] the train. It tells you to go to Tungsten Town. Load it on load. Right here, then

[28:49:14] I got a Tungsten Town.

[28:49:15] I got a Monkey Mountain.

[28:49:21] Okay.

[28:49:22] Okay.

[28:49:23] Turn on.

[28:49:24] Stop driving.

[28:49:25] But now it should.

[28:49:46] It's unloading!

[28:49:49] Yes!

[28:49:50] Yes!

[28:49:51] Okay!

[28:49:59] Let's fucking go!

[28:50:00] Okay, I want to check that the beams are in there.

[28:50:05] I'll check.

[28:50:06] I can't check.

[28:50:07] Stay in there!

[28:50:08] Let's fucking go!

[28:50:12] There's fucking go the monkey mountain and then a load unload and then it will go to the other station

[28:50:26] Scorched it or a bit possible. Dude. There it is

[28:50:32] Oh, it's beautiful. I'm so happy

[28:50:37] It's amazing I could mess for more. I'm so happy

[28:50:48] So say everything about this is fucking sick. They should come here

[28:51:05] Yeah.

[28:51:06] We should load.

[28:51:14] Let's watch the loading process together.

[28:51:17] I'll pull into Monkey Mountain.

[28:51:21] Racefully.

[28:51:25] It's gonna- It's gonna go to the first one.

[28:51:28] It's gonna- Oh, it's beautiful.

[28:51:30] Gonna load it?

[28:51:32] Mm-hmm, yes, sir.

[28:51:39] Cinema.

[28:51:40] Absolute cinema.

[28:51:51] Oh, wonderful. I'm gonna get out.

[28:51:53] I wanna- I wanna...

[28:51:56] ...get rid of half the shit.

[28:51:57] We have way too much of this stuff.

[28:51:58] God, I'm so happy.

[28:52:52] Wait, where's the train right now?

[28:52:54] Wait, why isn't it leaving like you're empty?

[28:52:59] Is it because I left?

[28:53:04] Okay, let me see what's going on here.

[28:53:12] Okay.

[28:53:14] The train board.

[28:53:16] Station Unreachable.

[28:53:19] Where's it trying to go?

[28:53:23] Next stop, Tanksdon Town.

[28:53:27] Aw.

[28:53:30] Why does it think it's Unreachable?

[28:53:32] No, no, no, no.

[28:53:38] It's exit only.

[28:53:40] Aw, is there good masses in it, maybe?

[28:53:52] Let's make it a little bit more railway, let's see if it...

[28:53:54] Which is the issue. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, that's weird.

[28:54:03] Which is because they didn't have room at the front. It's so... weird.

[28:54:10] Okay, let's return back.

[28:54:31] Not for a while.

[28:54:47] I'm too focused. Hey, let's get rid of that one.

[28:54:59] I'm not fine.

[28:55:01] Not good or good?

[28:55:58] I'm loading and I'm loading as well.

[28:56:00] What's up with that?

[28:57:03] Ah yeah, what are you up to?

[28:57:13] I just saw you pass by.

[28:57:15] I'm just letting out the, uh, some of these other factors in real quick before I go.

[28:57:37] Just so that it's a little new.

[28:57:42] One of these things needs steel pipes, and I'm trying to get it so that it's on, essentially.

[28:57:51] Hi, I'm not about spaghetti.

[28:57:54] Yes, and I don't give a fuck.

[28:58:00] I'm making spaghetti.

[28:58:01] I don't give a fuck.

[28:58:09] I like eating spaghetti.

[28:58:11] Why am I like crouching?

[28:59:08] Why do I feel like I'm a dwarf or something?

[28:59:11] Why am I so slow down?

[28:59:16] Hello?

[28:59:17] What?

[28:59:18] Is there like a crouch button?

[28:59:20] Oh, it's...

[28:59:21] Oh, oh, it's toggle.

[28:59:23] Heavy or other stuff?

[28:59:44] Yeah.

[28:59:45] Oh, that residual...

[28:59:47] Residual?

[28:59:50] I'll dream you back.

[29:00:34] Yes.

[29:00:39] I swear I feel like it's been more foggy these days.

[29:00:43] I would imagine we are polluting quite a lot, yeah.

[29:00:54] When you have to think we are, just believe it.

[29:02:09] I think I'm going to have to figure out how to make this.

[29:02:55] It's going to take me a while.

[29:02:59] I think the train is running smoothly at least.

[29:03:03] I won't do that.

[29:03:10] I don't know what the train is right now, but let's see what I can do with the train.

[29:03:30] Well, let's say you make the...

[29:03:59] What did you do?

[29:04:42] I think the train got stuck.

[29:04:57] I think it's gonna be a problem for another day because I think it'll take an hour to

[29:05:26] do that.

[29:05:27] So I'm not gonna do that right now.

[29:05:33] Tomorrow, 8.05 am tomorrow.

[29:05:34] 8.05 am, 8.05 am, I don't know where the fuck it's at.

[29:06:01] I don't know where it exists, shit.

[29:06:04] It's only 19 years.

[29:06:07] Yeah, I don't think it's a screw factory, I think.

[29:06:49] I mean, I think the problem is, like a million things need screws.

[29:06:53] And right now, every time we make screw factories, they're like directly feeding into something that's making screws.

[29:06:58] That's like, I don't think we have like a bunch of, like, one.

[29:07:05] You know what I mean?

[29:07:06] There are a couple of materials like that where we don't, like, actually have the direct one.

[29:07:16] Like, I think we need to make computers again.

[29:07:18] I don't know how we make them.

[29:07:19] Well, you did tell me how to make them, but...

[29:07:22] You forgot.

[29:07:23] Well, I got carried by the train and I don't think that's a bad thing, you know?

[29:07:27] No, I'm not going to carry a bad train.

[29:07:29] No, I'm not going to carry a bad train.

[29:07:36] Trains.

[29:07:39] I'm blind.

[29:07:49] Trains too, so...

[29:07:50] I have time.

[29:08:12] We're done with the adaptive wiring at least.

[29:08:15] Why is there... can a dog or something just kill me please?

[29:08:22] Where are these dogs at?

[29:08:32] A woman and their guns.

[29:08:34] Yeah, I do.

[29:09:41] I was just about to finish up.

[29:09:43] the rest of this adaptive wiring in the base elevator.

[29:09:53] I'm just really worried that...

[29:09:56] I don't know what I was making rubber, but it keeps getting blocked.

[29:10:01] I unblocked the thing, and then obviously now also the train is blocked.

[29:10:04] That's kind of annoying.

[29:10:06] The train is stuck.

[29:10:13] It should be fine. I'll deal with it tomorrow.

[29:10:16] I'm wondering why the rubber isn't moving.

[29:10:24] Where are you at right now? I don't know I near it.

[29:10:28] It's fine. I'll check the rubber real quick.

[29:10:32] I'm gonna forget more I think.

[29:11:01] I'm gonna hunt the mythical fucking non-existent rubber.

[29:11:04] It's like choking our entire operation.

[29:11:12] Oh there we go, there I see it.

[29:11:31] It's just so far back.

[29:11:35] Holy...

[29:12:13] You're uploading?

[29:12:21] Uh, yeah, try and show that we...

[29:12:23] Give a headache to the load.

[29:12:24] I'm right here upstairs.

[29:12:36] If you like it, I'm gonna do it tomorrow.

[29:12:38] Yeah, and I'll...

[29:12:40] I'll build the train station out.

[29:12:43] Alright, okay.

[29:13:34] I'll save...

[29:13:35] I'll save the...

[29:13:48] We have way too much of this black powder stuff, by the way.

[29:13:55] I've been to all of it.

[29:13:59] I've trashed all of it.

[29:14:02] What?!

[29:14:04] We make way too much. Way, way, way too much.

[29:14:08] Call Prashik!

[29:14:10] It'll be full again in like 10 minutes. I guarantee it.

[29:14:12] Where'd I get the coupon machine?

[29:14:15] Oh yeah, sure. Sorry, I just crashed it.

[29:14:17] That's my bad, that's my bad.

[29:14:20] I'll end there then for the day.

[29:14:38] What was that, okay?

[29:14:39] My god, I played way longer than I meant to.

[29:14:49] Heh heh.

[29:14:50] Alright. I'll leave you to the rest of your stream. I'm gonna go to bed.

[29:14:54] Alright, goodnight. Have fun, guys.

[29:14:57] Bye!

[29:14:58] I have a sleep this whole time.

[29:15:09] I haven't brought the bags out, I'm not doing it.

[29:15:48] I've got a bed.

[29:17:46] I'm not asleep.

[29:18:52] I'm falling asleep when I'm out of sleep.

[29:19:03] Oh man.

[29:19:27] 88 hours left.

[29:19:33] Believe it?

[29:19:34] 88 hours?

[29:19:35] Yeah, it's gonna be really weird when it's over.

[29:19:55] It's true.

[29:20:11] I'm getting sleep without us now.

[29:20:13] I don't know.

[29:20:14] How am I gonna do that?

[29:20:15] I'm so used to you guys being here.

[29:20:18] Let's do more marathons.

[29:20:56] Yeah, we'll do more, don't worry. We'll do more, we'll do more.

[29:21:01] I'm sorry, I'm, like, falling asleep.

[29:21:04] Let me get your doggies.

[29:21:07] Get your doggies.

[29:23:01] Run back out.

[29:23:02] I'll chat.

[29:23:48] Almost time.

[29:23:53] Almost time.

[29:23:54] Say goodbye.

[29:23:58] And a ball.

[29:25:22] Is he following?

[29:25:23] What's the difference between a pumpkin and a fleshlight?

[33:22:26] One's a Jack-o'-lantern, the other is a Jack-nantern.

[33:25:23] Because I kind of miss Henya static can affect COVID in some way

[33:25:27] It doesn't need much just drying a shirt or pants without static sheets is enough although

[33:25:32] I don't know how much it affects long COVID can this be fully tested out

[33:25:37] No, this song is a banger. Do you know the name of it? I'm not staying long

[35:24:35] I just I heard this song and I was like wait. This is a banger. I like this one

[35:24:38] Do you want to know this I tried to xamik it through my headphones. It came up with nothing

[35:24:54] So sorry for scaring y'all moment the air cloud. Thank you. Bye

[35:25:14] Enjoy your rest!

[35:36:23] I downloaded all the music to the movie Titanic.

[35:36:26] It's syncing now.

[35:56:40] Alboba, good morning one and all.

[35:56:54] Alboba, the summoning.

[35:57:01] I'm sorry.

[35:57:03] To jump scare those people,

[35:57:05] we'll have it in the background.

[35:57:09] But hello.

[35:57:11] Ah!

[35:57:17] Oh!

[35:57:54] Suddenly makes loud noises.

[35:57:56] Oh!

[35:58:03] I'll put in a waker, but...

[35:58:04] I'm going inside and I'm being like, I don't mind if those of you guys who got startled

[35:58:18] you do have a mousey stream open and now there's a babysitter.

[35:58:23] But it seems like she's staring.

[35:58:42] She's been staring lots.

[35:58:43] Staring, cooking the pot.

[35:58:45] Oh my god.

[35:58:49] I woke up and did some work.

[35:58:55] I saw you guys had no babysitter.

[35:58:56] So I was like, okay.

[35:58:57] some work so you guys had no babysitter so I was like okay I come in and say hi

[35:59:06] oh my god you were doing work with a stream in the background too yeah you

[35:59:30] guys have a stream in the background when you work or just a stream in the

[35:59:36] background when you work sometimes it's really nice sometimes you just like

[35:59:40] listening to people yapping while you're doing your own work my sleep

[35:59:47] schedule is fucked I had a nice sleep schedule and then October came out with

[35:59:56] so many goddamn games and then I just kept sleeping later and later when I

[36:00:02] started waking up later and later too I want to wake up earlier my sleep

[36:00:10] schedule is fucked I can't believe guys you can't believe there's only 81

[36:00:25] hours left of melsey 81 hours left of the sub-a-thon. I've had the stream open since

[36:00:35] day one of the sub-a-thon. Did you turn off your PC? Wait, actually this is a good

[36:00:43] question. Guys, do you turn off your PC every night before you go to bed or

[36:00:50] or every morning before you go to bed, I guess.

[36:00:58] Yes.

[36:01:00] No, turn off.

[36:01:02] It's on 24-7.

[36:01:05] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, this is so near to me

[36:01:07] because people have said if you turn up,

[36:01:10] it's better to turn off your PC,

[36:01:13] like shut it down when you're not using it.

[36:01:17] And then there are some people who say

[36:01:19] that if you keep shutting it down,

[36:01:21] it will wear down your PC or something.

[36:01:26] I don't remember, but people have been like, kind of like half and half on it.

[36:01:30] I shut mine down, your PC hasn't slept in three months, what the fuck are you doing to your PC?

[36:01:39] I never thought about putting it in sleep mode, but apparently you guys like to put it on sleep mode.

[36:01:58] You just lock it, that's new.

[36:02:03] You have to, it's louder next to your bed.

[36:02:05] Can you imagine you're just like, sleeping and you're like, whee!

[36:02:13] You only shut it down if you have updates or installs.

[36:02:16] You're on your PS5.

[36:02:17] When you go to work, you turn it off.

[36:02:20] Hmm.

[36:02:22] Your room gets hot when your PC runs.

[36:02:28] I'm used to cosmo wear back when HDD room are common.

[36:02:32] Hmm.

[36:02:34] Sleep is better if you use it every day.

[36:02:36] Office better if you're going away

[36:02:37] for more than a few days.

[36:02:51] Not the Skyrim mods.

[36:02:55] Thank you, Chaotic for the reset democracy.

[36:03:03] Yeah, some people, okay,

[36:03:05] we're like a little bit divided here and some people who say like it's better to

[36:03:08] leave it on and then some people like it's better to put on sleep mode or

[36:03:22] turn my so I actually have like a what the fuck are they calling it's like a

[36:03:29] mini generator for your piece PC it's like I forgot one is called a UPS not

[36:03:41] Not the delivery service, but this is the stand for again. Unlimited power supply. I forgot.

[36:03:59] Yeah, so I have a UPS. So even if I have a power outage, I can use the generator on my UPS to keep my PC alive.

[36:04:16] And that's connected to my PC and every now and then I turn that off

[36:04:25] But I mostly shut down my PC

[36:04:30] uninterrupted

[36:04:31] Okay uninterrupted power supply

[36:04:39] uninterrupted

[36:04:43] Yeah

[36:04:45] like a battery like a

[36:04:47] like a

[36:04:48] like one of those like power banks for your phone when you go like

[36:04:52] like when you're outside out and about what to do with PC current pole turn off sleep

[36:05:00] mode or restart for updates always on don't have a PC there are some people who type in

[36:05:07] the chat and say that they don't have a PC and I'm like oh I hope you get a PC if you

[36:05:12] want one I feel like nowadays actually there are some PCs you can get and build for

[36:05:22] a lot cheaper than buying a pre-built, I think, not gonna lie.

[36:05:30] There are also, I feel like laptops are, laptops are getting better in terms of like, uh, hardware

[36:05:40] and stuff, but they're so expensive.

[36:05:47] Watching Twitch on mobile sometimes is so butt because I, because I'm always on my

[36:05:53] phone when I'm not on my PC. I'm constantly, I'm chronically online guys. It's a problem,

[36:05:59] it's a problem. But when I'm not on my PC, I'm always on my phone. I'm always on Discord,

[36:06:07] always on Twitch. And I lay in bed and I'm like browsing through Twitch and I'm just like,

[36:06:13] God, if I say something, if I say something in someone's chat, I'm going to hear it like

[36:06:21] three to five business days later and they're going to reply to me and I'm going to be like,

[36:06:25] and then I reply and then it's just going to be like that's awkward because they said it like 30

[36:06:29] minutes ago. So I don't know how people do it. I don't know how people watch on mobile because

[36:06:37] there's such a gigantic delay. You're on mobile. Do you have those apps that allow you to

[36:06:56] Do you have those apps that allow you to see emotes?

[36:07:05] Turn off.

[36:07:06] Actually a lot of you guys turn it off.

[36:07:12] 70 of you guys turn it off.

[36:07:16] Your PC.

[36:07:17] 20 keep on sleep mode.

[36:07:19] 14 keep it always on.

[36:07:21] 8 people only restart for updates.

[36:07:23] 7 don't have a PC.

[36:07:26] Oh.

[36:07:45] You're lazy to download the apps.

[36:07:47] Oh my god.

[36:07:52] Whoa.

[36:07:53] I'm not sure if anyone games and has like a Mac or something like a like an Apple

[36:07:59] Apple PC yeah I wish um I wish hype trains and poles came up on Channarino

[36:08:13] I wish the known Channarino literally just for chatting only

[36:08:19] Oh, Macs isn't really using for games.

[36:08:24] I know that Mac.

[36:08:26] A lot of people used Mac because of like, was it called Final Cut Pro or like Garage Band

[36:08:34] or something?

[36:08:35] At least back a couple of years ago.

[36:08:39] Yeah, I'd feel like, I feel like the Mac isn't really for gaming.

[36:08:47] It's more for like, working on and doing like normal stuff on.

[36:08:53] Yeah, good for editing and graphics design. Not so good for gaming on, for sure.

[36:09:04] Is it Linux or is it Linux?

[36:09:09] Linux. Linux. Linux. Who is she? She is a boba.

[36:09:22] Linux. Linux. What? Linux.

[36:09:26] This is hard.

[36:09:44] Linus Torvalds.

[36:09:47] These nuts, these nuts, these nuts, Linux, Linux, interesting.

[36:10:15] Tomato tomato, potato potato.

[36:10:21] Did you guys eat today?

[36:10:24] sure you ate and it's quite late or late into the evening or early into the

[36:10:32] evening if you will. Oh yeah guys do you use Chrome or Opera or um Microsoft Edge

[36:10:49] or Firefox? Well I feel like I barely hear people use Firefox now whenever I

[36:11:06] I ask. Also chat, is it just me? But I swear to God, my Twitch website keeps breaking like

[36:11:19] constantly when I'm watching people, it starts buffering and then the chat stops completely.

[36:11:26] And then I have to go to chaturaito to be able to read the chat. It's only been happening

[36:11:33] the past week or so. Is it the same for you guys too? The same I thought it was me. Same.

[36:11:46] I thought it was me too but then I was like, what the? You refreshing to start working

[36:11:51] again. Okay. Now the people that I asked, do you guys use Chrome? Because apparently

[36:11:59] it happened to somebody else that I know. And then they said it stopped happening

[36:12:05] when they changed browsers when they changed browser apparently they said they used Microsoft

[36:12:15] Edge and stopped working I mean it stopped like it stopped um it stopped happening

[36:12:26] god bad luck with Chrome and performance yeah

[36:12:36] I do have some TV. I munched on some egg rolls today. I don't know that many people

[36:13:01] use Firefox. Yeah, I think with the emergence of Opera, I think a lot more people use Opera.

[36:13:09] Egg roll. Yeah.

[36:13:13] Hmm, chat. In elementary school, in elementary school, I, um, so at lunchtime, we would sit,

[36:13:40] all the girls would sit together, and we'd all sit in a circle, and then we'd trade

[36:13:47] foods, okay? So like, someone would want to trade, like, if they brought a cupcake

[36:13:53] with them to school we would we would trade with whatever we had in our we were like bartering

[36:14:00] with our food in our like lunchbox and what I did was I brought all the fucking egg rolls so before

[36:14:12] school I would make about 50 egg rolls 50 I'm serious I made 50 and I would bring them to school

[36:14:22] and everybody really wanted my egg rolls so we're just like I'm just like okay

[36:14:31] what do you want for two egg rolls and then they're just like oh okay I can give

[36:14:35] you some of like my potato chips if you want and I'm like okay yeah I would have

[36:14:47] about like because there's a quite a lot of they're like at least 15 of us

[36:14:51] because they're all sitting in a fucking circle.

[36:14:54] And I would sit there, and then they'd be like,

[36:15:03] mmm, they're so delicious.

[36:15:04] Can you bring some later again?

[36:15:06] And I was like, yeah, sure.

[36:15:08] I'll keep bringing them into school, like maybe like at least twice.

[36:15:12] So, is that twice a week or once a week?

[36:15:15] 50 so much?

[36:15:17] No, it's not.

[36:15:18] They're small and easy to eat, and there's a lot of us,

[36:15:20] so they were gone pretty quickly.

[36:15:23] within like 10 minutes, I'm pretty sure like almost all of them are gone but oh my god I

[36:15:29] literally brought like this gigantic container with me and I was just because people will

[36:15:39] be trading like some of their cookies with me some people were trading like a whole

[36:15:44] ass like some people would bring like samosas as well because like you know everyone has

[36:15:49] different lunches. So I traded some of my egg rolls for someone's samosas. It was crazy.

[36:15:58] What did my mom say to that? Sometimes she helped me. Yeah. Sometimes she helped me.

[36:16:07] She was like, oh, is it that time? Is it that day of the week? I was the egg roll dealer

[36:16:19] in elementary school. That's so funny. It's egg roll o'clock. What's the samosa? It's

[36:16:34] like it's like fried and it's triangle shaped usually. Inside is kind of like

[36:16:42] like potatoes, onions, peas, carrots, meat. Sometimes it really depends. Samosa. Samosa.

[36:16:57] They're delicious. Yum. They're like fried pastry. Kind of like an egg roll but triangular

[36:17:13] and mostly have like potatoes and onions and stuff that's meat in it. Are egg rolls

[36:17:20] hard to make um no not really I'm not gonna lie I'm not that hard to make I think in my opinion

[36:17:28] it's uh it's like it's it's very repetitive if you're making a lot of them but I wouldn't say

[36:17:34] it's hard to make do you still make them now um the reason why I brought it up was because my

[36:17:43] family actually made egg rolls today and I ate them before I ate them when I woke up so that's why

[36:17:56] and then we get yeah that's that's it basically egg rolls kawachi yeah

[36:18:05] Yeah.

[36:18:06] Uh-uh.

[36:18:07] Uh-uh.

[36:18:08] What?

[36:18:09] You?

[36:18:11] Okay, someone in the chat said that reminds me of my friend selling hamsters out of her

[36:18:17] backpack in middle school.

[36:18:18] What do you mean by hamsters?

[36:18:21] What the?

[36:18:24] Selling hamsters?

[36:18:25] Do you like her hamster?

[36:18:28] Have like, or their hamster?

[36:18:29] I don't know.

[36:18:30] His hamster?

[36:18:31] Wait.

[36:18:32] I forgot.

[36:18:35] her hamster like have a lot of babies or something and then was like hey does

[36:18:41] anyone want them at school how does it work what

[36:18:48] what about the bumblebee oh my god was there okay so I told you about how I

[36:19:10] traded egg rolls and stuff did you guys ever trade anything it doesn't have to

[36:19:14] be food. It could be cards for example like Pokemon cards. Did you guys trade

[36:19:19] Pokemon cards? Yu-Gi-Oh cards? Did you guys trade anything at school? Yu-Gi-Oh

[36:19:32] silly bands! We did but it was not to scale. Not to your scale for food at one

[36:19:41] show. Candy. Oh yeah okay so I was also like the candy dealer as well

[36:19:49] because before school I would go to the convenience store and at the convenience

[36:19:54] store they usually have like all these like candies and stuff like so I would buy

[36:19:59] a couple of blue lollipops the kind that like if you put it in your mouth and

[36:20:06] let it sit on your tongue for a little bit your tongue will turn blue and a lot

[36:20:09] of people like that so they're like oh side you have those blue lollipops

[36:20:15] again and I was like yeah here you go I also have like these really really really

[36:20:21] really really sour like gumballs or something or like jawbreakers I don't

[36:20:27] really know what they were but I will go to the specific there's a specific

[36:20:31] convenience store and I would buy it from there and then people really really

[36:20:36] loved it. I can't need dealer. Do you have like a Pokemon card? Do you have like a friend?

[36:20:43] Oh, mmm. Elementary people actually battled over Beyblades. Oh my God.

[36:20:53] Marbles, yeah, magic cards, pogs, computer parts. You were a computer part dealer.

[36:21:01] What, in elementary school? What? To turn a gum to school. Gum! Oh my God.

[36:21:15] There's this gum called like airwaves and it's the mintiest motherfucker I've ever

[36:21:21] tasted. It's crazy. Oh my god. It was the underground snack dealer at school. I

[36:21:33] loved food guys. Respect that also. Oh my god. Oh, doesn't it taste like Vicks

[36:21:47] smells? No, I don't think so. Elementary school slash in middle school, I

[36:21:56] I guess my little my littlest pet shop. Oh my god chat core memory unlocked. Okay. So um back in the day

[36:22:13] Um, there are these shoes. Okay. There were these shoes that have toys inside of them

[36:22:20] And that was like all the raids I remember so

[36:22:24] um

[36:22:26] It was mostly for like people who like dolls and stuff

[36:22:29] It was like brandon towards like girls and stuff so it would be like you okay

[36:22:35] So you have like your shoe right your shoe, okay?

[36:22:40] It's like a school shoes. So it's like kind of looks like leather-ish like black leather

[36:22:47] At the heel of the shoe. There's a little flap

[36:22:51] Okay, you open up this flap and there is a like little tiny little doll kind of thing

[36:22:58] And then you can take it out of there and then you play with it or whatever and then

[36:23:06] when you're done with it you put it back in your shoe.

[36:23:10] And actually at the heel of the shoe like on the underside there's a little window so

[36:23:15] you can actually see the toy if you like held your foot up.

[36:23:22] Um, I forgot what they were called.

[36:23:29] Um, what was it called?

[36:24:03] It was called Daisy Lockett, I think.

[36:24:07] I think it was just the UK thing, though.

[36:24:09] I think it was called Daisy Lockett.

[36:24:19] I don't remember.

[36:24:20] It was Lily Kelly.

[36:24:26] Lily Kelly, the greatest shoes.

[36:24:33] Oh yeah!

[36:24:35] Oh my god, I remember that.

[36:24:38] No, Polly Pocket was different.

[36:24:40] Probably pocket was just a toy I think but Daisy Lockett

[36:24:44] I think was the name of the one where it actually had like the thing in the suit. Did you guys ever have Healy's?

[36:24:50] Oh my god, I tried it. Okay, so my we weren't allowed Healy's at school

[36:24:56] You could bring them to change it into at the end of the school day

[36:25:02] but you weren't allowed to wear them around at school and

[36:25:06] and my friend actually brought hers to change into after school and then I tried

[36:25:17] it on and I was like oh my god I feel like I'm about to fall over I feel like

[36:25:24] okay chat it was scarier because I used to rollerblade a lot like I used to

[36:25:29] rollerblade a lot and I used to also use the scooter like a not an electric

[36:25:35] scooter because those never existed back. Do you mean the Clark shoes? Yeah. Um, maybe

[36:25:42] it's just a UK thing. But yeah, um, so I used to rollerblade a lot, like a lot, a lot.

[36:25:51] And I tried her Healy's on and I feel like it was so scary compared to compared to rollerblading.

[36:25:58] I raise your scooter yes raise your scooter the one that had the lights that was like that shit back then oh

[36:26:11] My god guys. It was like when they advertised it on TV

[36:26:18] It'd be like the scooter and it has like the light strip on the side and the LED flashing wheels

[36:26:28] yeah, and

[36:26:30] I had a red one because I loved red even back then I also had red

[36:26:36] Rollerblades.

[36:26:38] Damn. My love of red really, really...

[36:26:44] Whoa. Even when I was a kid.

[36:26:50] So many busts of shins from those things.

[36:26:51] Oh my god, it was so painful whenever you like...

[36:26:55] hit your ankle...

[36:26:57] with a scooter.

[36:27:01] I think I do remember this as a hamster.

[36:27:07] You got blue things in your kit.

[36:27:09] Actually, the majority of my life everything was like blue, but I really really liked red.

[36:27:14] Maybe the reason why I like red so much is because everything and their mothers was like

[36:27:19] everything and everything their mothers had was blue.

[36:27:26] When you hit your ankle, when you hit your ankle, and when you hit your shin with a

[36:27:30] scooter, it was painful as hell.

[36:27:37] Oh my god.

[36:27:42] Oh my god.

[36:27:45] I really wanted to skateboard Bill.

[36:27:49] We actually had skateboarding lessons at school.

[36:27:53] In elementary school, we had a skateboarding lessons

[36:27:56] for like gym class for a period of time.

[36:27:59] I think it was only like two or something,

[36:28:03] two lessons we had, but it was still pretty cool.

[36:28:07] Yeah, yeah.

[36:28:12] In high school, we had cycling lessons.

[36:28:15] And then we could get, so we were trained to like,

[36:28:19] In high school, we had cycling lessons and we were trained to cycle on the road as well.

[36:28:29] And we passed that, like, we passed our cycling lesson test so we could cycle on the road.

[36:28:38] There's a lot of us.

[36:28:39] And it was always really bad because, like, I was quite short, I'm, like, quite short.

[36:28:48] So, they say that you're supposed to have the bike seat at the same height as like your

[36:28:54] hip or something, but every single time, because like there's peoples of all sorts of heights

[36:29:02] and stuff, when they put the bike back into the bike shed or into the bike rack at school,

[36:29:08] it would be like R&G what kind of bike you got from like the last person who used it

[36:29:12] and I had to always adjust it because it was fucking high as hell and I couldn't

[36:29:17] sit on the bike because the seat was so goddamn high.

[36:29:24] That's probably the same for my bike going to somebody else.

[36:29:29] Pogo balls.

[36:29:30] Oh, what's up with VTubers and being short?

[36:29:33] I don't know.

[36:29:34] I have no fucking clue, actually, because.

[36:29:38] A lot of non VTubers, I feel like I was just like average height,

[36:29:42] but all the goddamn VTubers are short as hell.

[36:29:48] I don't know.

[36:29:50] I don't know what's up with that.

[36:29:55] Ubeokites.

[36:30:03] What are moonshoes?

[36:30:06] Mmmm...

[36:30:07] Tiny stunt bikes? I don't think so.

[36:30:10] I don't think I know.

[36:30:11] Waveboards.

[36:30:13] Thank you so much to Black Wolf Dragon.

[36:30:15] I figured I might have to reset to Melsea.

[36:30:22] I don't know, I mean, there's a Vtuber of all sizes.

[36:30:28] Of all heights.

[36:30:32] So...

[36:30:34] Short size.

[36:30:36] Tall size.

[36:30:39] I will buh.

[36:30:42] Guys, oh my god.

[36:30:44] I really want to fly a kite. I've never flown a kite before in my whole entire life.

[36:30:50] However, if I fly a kite, I feel like I'm gonna fly away.

[36:30:54] Because I am light as hell.

[36:30:57] And I feel like I'm just gonna get swept up into the fucking sky.

[36:31:02] Oh, some shit.

[36:31:08] Because there's some pretty big kites not gonna lie.

[36:31:10] Well I cuz I went to I went to a beach right and it was like peak summertime and

[36:31:16] people were flying kites everywhere and I was like oh my god there's so many

[36:31:22] different kind of kite styles. When I was younger I really I really wanted to

[36:31:28] fly kites so what I did was I I made like a homemade kite and it was like some

[36:31:34] jank-ass shit where it's like paper but I just cut it into what's like into like

[36:31:40] a diamond shape and then I don't remember what I fucking used for the sticks. I think it was literally

[36:31:46] just like lie pop sticks or something. And then with all the Gustelle, I fucking ran with it

[36:31:56] and I tried to make it fly and my string was like really short too. It was the most pathetic

[36:32:03] looking ass shit I've ever seen because I ran with it. I put it in the air and it just flopped

[36:32:09] right back down and I was like I don't think this is how it's supposed to go.

[36:32:17] However, yeah I did really like paper airplanes though.

[36:32:22] So like I tried to make it fly up into the sky but I didn't it was just it was so pathetic looking

[36:32:28] just imagine like a little kick on like and then throw up into the air and then just go

[36:32:35] straight down then you're just like oh that's what I look like it was so sad and

[36:32:46] then afterwards I was like I guess I can't hello I could make a good paper

[36:32:54] airplane in fact I liked making paper airplanes I made the ones that were like

[36:33:00] a little bit more complicated the ones where you had to fold like not the one

[36:33:05] where you just fold it like two times. I folded mine, um, I folded mine, uh, once, like from

[36:33:18] top to bottom, like a book, and then afterwards I folded it in half, like a, like a desk calendar.

[36:33:28] and I folded it again like a book again left a little bit for a small triangle and

[36:33:36] Flip the triangle it kind of it actually looked like a one of those

[36:33:45] Paper airplanes like the typical paper airplane

[36:33:50] It's a little bit hard to

[36:33:52] Explain

[36:33:55] You know they're a dynamic one

[36:33:57] Hi, Alex. Hello. Hello

[36:34:01] I really want to go fishing still. I've never been fishing and I've been promised

[36:34:07] Fishing when I went to America my uncle was like let's go fishing. Let's go golfing and we never fuck it went we never went

[36:34:15] Do you enjoy origami um origami is okay. I like the I

[36:34:22] think I

[36:34:26] It's been a while, but I think I knew how to fold a paper crane and

[36:34:35] Uh, some other ones I forgot, but oh, a swan?

[36:34:41] Yeah, I know how to fold a swan and a paper crane, but not anymore probably, because it

[36:34:48] has been a long ass time.

[36:34:50] Oh, I've always, okay, so my dad actually bought one of those like remote control helicopters.

[36:35:00] And it just kind of just sat there, and I don't think we ever used it, and I don't

[36:35:05] what happened to it but I wanted to fly that motherfucker so badly but then my dad

[36:35:16] was like maybe when you're older and I'm just like okay now what I'm older now

[36:35:21] where is it I also want to go to those batting cages but knowing me I feel like

[36:35:38] I would get hit by the ball oh god try to make a paper plane that looks like a

[36:35:47] flaps like it's wings like a bird oh did you guys ever watch the red bull the red

[36:35:53] bull airplane looking like a challenge where they they're like over there's like

[36:36:04] a little ramp and then they have to make their own kind of like airplane car and

[36:36:11] It's all up until their design. It's like, wait, is that what it's called?

[36:36:18] Blue tag?

[36:36:20] Our flood tag?

[36:36:26] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[36:36:28] They have to make home-made human-powered flying machines,

[36:36:34] and they are launched off a pier in high, nine meters high into the sea or a body of water.

[36:36:42] food, food tank. Some of the designs are crazy. Some of them actually went so far. Like, I'm

[36:36:59] so serious. Some of them were so good at making it. And then there were a bunch that just went

[36:37:05] straight down. And I was like, dad that's not aerodynamic at all, I guess. But it looks

[36:37:10] fun. Mmm. I sound like BMO? I never watched Adventure Time. What? Guys, did I sound

[36:37:26] like bimo? I've never watched it. Now you got me curious what the fuck does bimo sound

[36:37:33] like? Why is bimo in the talking? Oh, do I? Not really? I thought bimo sounded a little

[36:38:18] Wait, from this clip, Vino sounds European.

[36:38:21] How long is... how long is adventure time?

[36:38:34] For a peeing... 5 seasons?

[36:38:53] Also gravity falls, I want to watch that too.

[36:38:56] Cause I watched Avatar the Last Airbender for the first time I think maybe like 2 years ago.

[36:39:03] And I like that.

[36:39:05] That was fun.

[36:39:07] I couldn't get into the Legend of Korra though, I'm sorry.

[36:39:11] For some reason, I just couldn't.

[36:39:13] A lot of people said that the Legend of Korra wasn't so good, but then there was a handful of people who were saying that they really liked it.

[36:39:32] Korra's rough in the beginning, but great as a whole.

[36:39:43] Yeah, I feel like at the very beginning, I was like, what the heck?

[36:39:48] Yeah.

[36:39:52] What would you guys recommend to somebody who never really watched the cartoon?

[36:40:07] besides, um, besides Avatar the Last Airbender.

[36:40:14] Because chances are I probably haven't, like, not anime.

[36:40:23] Dammit.

[36:40:25] Besides, besides, not anime, well, American content.

[36:40:33] Adventure Time.

[36:40:35] Tom and Jerry.

[36:40:37] Seeta.

[36:40:39] Ruby.

[36:40:41] I remember back in the day watching ruby. Oh my gosh, Karstakarly dog. I think okay

[36:40:48] So I never watched this but I watched a YouTube video where I literally summarizes the whole of it

[36:40:53] But I think kids next door was pretty good story

[36:40:56] Or something was about like is it the kids? Wait, is it the kids who are like the adults are all evil?

[36:41:05] and after like fight the adults or something and then something about like them growing up was like

[36:41:18] like scary. Teenagers and adults, yeah yeah yeah. I love um, men like roses from Ruby,

[36:41:28] it's so cool.

[36:41:30] Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. Wait, I think, I think apparently something along

[36:41:38] I saw like on Twitter that like the artist of Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy was

[36:41:43] having a rough time or something and got fired from their job if I recall. Oh, and

[36:41:50] And then they're like selling like selling their stuff from the billion mandi era like

[36:42:05] not scripts but like a work in progress or like yeah they got fired from their job or

[36:42:17] something and then they had to start selling stuff from their billion mandi

[36:42:20] work project like rough drafts and stuff. Foster's Hope for Imaginary Friends.

[36:42:29] OG Teen Titans show is pretty good. Steven Universe. Batman. Season 1 to 3 is

[36:42:40] SpongeBob. DuckTales Scooby-Doo. Ben 10. Over the Garden Wall. And Anna

[36:42:59] and Eddie.

[36:43:03] Chai, do you remember Fantastic Four?

[36:43:06] Fantastic Four!

[36:43:08] Future Rama.

[36:43:15] Becky Chan Adventures.

[36:43:17] Invader Zim.

[36:43:19] Count on chicken.

[36:43:20] Actually, the first time I ever watched,

[36:43:25] the first time I ever watched,

[36:43:28] what the book was it called?

[36:43:31] The Imaginary Home for Friends.

[36:43:37] The imaginary home for what what the fuck is it called a gun?

[36:43:45] My brain is now faster home for imaginary friends Jesus

[36:43:50] Foster the first time I watched it. Did you know that Foster's is also a

[36:43:56] brand of

[36:43:58] Beer in the UK

[36:44:01] I watched foster's for the first time on the airplane

[36:44:05] I think I was on the way to visit my my aunt and my uncle and my cousins in

[36:44:14] America. Oh Australian! I think it's in also in the UK I think.

[36:44:27] I think they sell it here in the UK as well. I think it's Australian but they

[36:44:48] sell it here in the UK. Laga! That's what it is. Oh well well. Thank you for the Twitch

[36:44:57] Frampton Nazi and space as well for the Twitch Frampton Nazi. And I want you to door the explorer

[36:45:13] in America for the first time. Sure, and okay in the UK if you were like a little

[36:45:31] bit well off you could pay for the Disney Channel experience in the UK and I

[36:45:39] didn't have that so I went to my friend's house and she had it and we

[36:45:48] watched a little bit of Hannah Montana on the TV and the sweet life of Zach and

[36:45:55] But there's a lot in there that got so raven, Wizards of Waverly Place, Sweet Life of Zack

[36:46:11] and Cody, Hannah Montana, what else is there?

[36:46:25] Icarly.

[36:46:26] There was quite a lot.

[36:46:32] Yeah.

[36:46:39] In the UK, we had CITV, CBBC.

[36:46:45] Damn, I remember when CBBC was quirky.

[36:46:51] Lily 101, I'm no clue.

[36:46:56] But they're like Nickelodeon and Disney Channel stuff.

[36:47:02] I guess, oh, Drake and Josh or something.

[36:47:10] Yeah, I wanna watch those.

[36:47:17] Which MCs would be invited to Smash Bros?

[36:47:20] Hannah Montana!

[36:47:24] Oh my god.

[36:47:27] What would her power be in Smash Bros?

[36:47:32] Actually, chat, I also played Smash Bros for the first time recently as well.

[36:47:38] I never played Smash Bros ever besides like recently.

[36:47:44] It was kind of fun.

[36:47:48] I don't really have many unlocked, but I played as Kirby and I just eat people and I steal their stuff and then I use their stuff.

[36:48:03] Is that going to be one character or echo character?

[36:48:10] I don't know what the echo means, but that's a good question.

[36:48:19] Yeah, Kirby. I've also never played a Kirby game.

[36:48:23] I kind of want to. There's a couple of Kirby games out there now.

[36:48:27] Ice Climber, but better. Oh yeah.

[36:48:31] Even Stevens! Oh my god guys! I remember even Stevens.

[36:48:35] That was the first time I ever saw Shia LeBuff

[36:48:39] on even Stevens. And then I didn't realize apparently he's in Transformers too.

[36:48:45] And then he's also in some other places.

[36:48:48] Oh yeah, in the holes as well. Yeah, I think we watched holes at school.

[36:48:58] because we were reading the book it's from a book right oh guys this is so

[36:49:13] random but did you guys know that Keanu Reeves entered his first ever racing

[36:49:23] tournament recently he entered like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah John Wick racing

[36:49:46] Keanu Reeves I think it was like a Toyota or something yeah like 24-20 but he

[36:50:03] he's I think he's Toyota GR cup that's it and apparently he spun out or

[36:50:11] something but he's still I think he did a great job he finished 25th tell you I

[36:50:45] was like yesterday or something 35 out of 35 isn't bad for the first time yeah no

[36:50:53] 25 out of 35 bro I would be 35 out of 35 and you know what I would do I'd be

[36:50:59] like let's go top 35 and then people are gonna be like people are gonna be like

[36:51:06] oh out of how much out of a hundred that's really impressive and I'd be like no out of 35 wow 35 top

[36:51:18] 35 is impressive that being could say that's so funny I'm bullbath uh I love oh god I love the

[36:51:35] John Wick series I feel like pretty pog. How many John Wick movies are there now?

[36:51:45] He actually raced a little sim racing. No, that's real. Four? Five?

[36:51:52] Some people are saying five. Where's this fifth one come from? Oh, a show? Where did the fifth one

[36:52:05] come from is there some another one coming out or something John Wick is the

[36:52:17] James Bond of this era like James Bond is a little bit more like Sags and John

[36:52:34] Wick wait there's also Jason Bourne John Wick is just like epic and cool and

[36:52:46] Pog. I rare heard a welcome back for 19 months on behalf of Mousy.

[36:52:59] Jason Bourne. What the? Oh my god guys, guys, guys. Oh Jesus Christ. Okay so I

[36:53:09] watched one of the one of the James Bond movies on the plane and I was like

[36:53:15] I was solo flying that was my first ever flight by myself and it was it was

[36:53:21] mostly an empty plane but I was sitting on the aisle seat so the one that's like

[36:53:27] next to the next to the walkway and I was sitting in the middle like in them

[36:53:32] because it was one of those big planes that have like a left-hand side middle

[36:53:37] aisle and a right-hand side I was sitting in the middle next to the aisle and I

[36:53:43] was watching the Jason I'm not the Jason I was watching the James Bond

[36:53:47] movie in the Jason in the Jason right I keep saying Jason in the James Bond movie

[36:53:52] there was a there was a sassy scene and then I was like and then I looked around

[36:53:58] and there was a dude who was like looking at my screen and I was I didn't

[36:54:03] know what to do I put my hand up to the screen and tried to censor it was like

[36:54:33] what is he if you wanted to watch this why don't watch on your own screen

[36:54:37] That's a sexy scene in the movie.

[36:54:46] So I was just like, oh god.

[36:54:51] It was the one, I think, it was the one where it starts off in the cabin in the middle of the Antarctica.

[36:54:59] And there's a kid in a morrow.

[36:55:04] Yeah.

[36:55:12] I okay and then like after like I think when I

[36:55:19] Don't remember if this was real or not or I I don't remember if I'm just fabricating this shit out of my ass

[36:55:26] but

[36:55:27] So when everyone was told we should like leave the plane cuz we had just like landed and stuff like that

[36:55:34] He had left and then I went to his seat to see if he could see what I was seeing

[36:55:41] And then either I think I think he couldn't see anyways because on the screen if you like looked at it from a certain angle

[36:55:51] You couldn't see what was going on

[36:55:53] So maybe I just look like a complete fucking moron to him

[36:55:57] Could I look back at him?

[36:55:59] He probably couldn't even see the screen because like the whole like I don't know if it's like polarizing or whatever

[36:56:04] What it's called, but like if you look at it, yeah like a privacy screen or something

[36:56:09] So like he probably liked every girl like what the fuck is this person doing?

[36:56:14] So I was hiding it for nothing anyways?

[36:56:18] Like what the fuck bro?

[36:56:20] I made a fool of myself for what?

[36:56:23] God, what was wrong with me?

[36:56:28] Man, I was embarrassed for no reason.

[36:56:37] always in it's not that it's not that he was it's not that because he was like a

[36:56:44] couple rose bag you may know that you are crazy probably it's either it's either

[36:56:56] he saw that they were having sags and I was trying to censor it with my hand

[36:57:01] Or

[36:57:03] Or he just probably just like saw me attempt to

[36:57:08] Cover my screen and look at him weirdly and he probably looks like I can't even see it. What are you doing?

[36:57:15] Well, did I just like self self-report or something?

[36:57:29] It's bad because and it's bad because I'm short and people

[36:57:35] chat at the, at the, oh God.

[36:57:39] Oh, okay.

[36:57:40] I told you this is like a solo flight, right?

[36:57:43] I was flying by myself.

[36:57:46] Um, I was flying by myself.

[36:57:47] It was a really long flight.

[36:57:48] It was from UK to the US.

[36:57:51] Um, I was going to see some of my streamer friends, Pog, and stay in America for a month.

[36:57:58] So what I did was, um, I went to the, what is it called?

[36:58:03] TSA like the security thing where you get like you pass through the security gate and

[36:58:10] it beeps if you have metal, the metal detector, whatever.

[36:58:13] Yeah.

[36:58:14] So there is this dude in front of me, all right.

[36:58:18] And he's also Asian, I'm Asian.

[36:58:21] And the dude is like, Oh, is this your brother?

[36:58:23] And I was like, no.

[36:58:25] And then he's like, Oh.

[36:58:28] And then I was like, yeah.

[36:58:31] And then, and then he was like, and then he was like, okay, so where are your parents?

[36:58:37] And I'm just like, parents, I'm flying your solo by myself.

[36:58:51] I'm a fully grown ass adult.

[36:58:53] What the fuck are you saying?

[36:58:55] This bro.

[36:58:58] And then he was like, oh.

[36:59:00] And then I think he stopped asking me questions.

[36:59:02] I think he just fully just stopped.

[36:59:06] It was just like, you know what, I'm just going to shut up right now.

[36:59:19] Where are your parents?

[36:59:20] Um, at home, I question, uh, is what a fucked up day.

[36:59:33] Yeah.

[36:59:35] I probably, yeah, you probably, but that doesn't beat the time that I saw on YouTube.

[36:59:40] When our YouTube or Twitter where the, where the lady had something

[36:59:44] sus in her, like she got pulled to the side because she, there was

[36:59:48] something that was detected in her luggage.

[36:59:50] And then and the dude opened up the opened up the the luggage and there was like

[36:59:58] The sassy thing right there and he gave her the eyes of like are you motherfucking serious right now?

[37:00:04] Have you guys seen that? It's so funny

[37:00:08] The face yeah, the face of the guy in the video was hilarious

[37:00:13] So so funny. He like he gave the eyes of like bitch. You did that

[37:00:20] bitch you did not just bring this and then he closed it up with the face still

[37:00:31] like that he was like girl yeah yeah these man these people at TSA bro that's

[37:00:51] crazy. Thank you also Cookie Monster for the Reese of the Mousy and Tody for the

[37:00:59] Tier 1 of the Mousy and the Netia or Venetia for the Bits of the Mousy as well

[37:01:10] and Katavia as well for the Bits of the Mousy and the Pickled for the Prime

[37:01:16] and Mortymax for the Prime and the Ark Ants for the recent Mousy.

[37:01:25] Pog!

[37:01:26] What thing?

[37:01:27] Yeah, and also Chad, there was another time, maybe I'm just not very good with like, because

[37:01:34] I've flown quite a bit in my opinion.

[37:01:37] I've flown to a lot of places because my parents would drag me to different places.

[37:01:46] There was a time I went to Italy, okay? I went to Italy on a plane and I brought this

[37:01:52] gigantic plushie, but like a big plushie, all right?

[37:01:57] And leaving the country was completely fine.

[37:02:02] The flight was pretty empty, so I actually placed my plushie on the airplane seat

[37:02:06] and put it on like a little like belt.

[37:02:09] And the flight attendant was like, oh, that's a cute plushie.

[37:02:12] she, like, is he coming with you on your journey? And I was like, yeah. And, and then, um, I came back, I went to, I had my little vacation in Italy with my mom and my family and stuff like that. It came back. Entering the UK, I was held up at border control because this lady was tripping

[37:02:40] balls and she thought I was smuggling something inside of the plushie that I

[37:02:45] brought with me. She was like why do you have this plushie? What's inside of the

[37:02:51] plushie? Is it a bag? Your story's not lining up. And then she kept me at border

[37:02:58] control for two hours and she was like and she was the only one who was like

[37:03:05] no they didn't rip it open but she was the only one who was like so hard

[37:03:10] pressed on cutting open the plushie and opening it and to see if there was like

[37:03:14] stuff inside of it and security was like really nice to me though um security was

[37:03:20] really nice to me they're like I'm so sorry we have to like do all of this and

[37:03:23] stuff like that they're like there's nothing in here like I'm so sorry we

[37:03:27] kept you up and you're free to go and stuff like that and I was like oh

[37:03:31] finally yeah but she was she's so I'm just as she was probably just doing her

[37:03:38] job but still and Chad do you remember do you remember that one meme of like it

[37:03:46] was like the Justin Bieber song and it was like if I was your girlfriend I'd

[37:03:51] never let you go and she was like basically like the young did a do you

[37:03:56] remember that one do you remember that the insane the insane girlfriend do you

[37:04:02] guys remember that meme? Oh my god, I forgot what her name was. Uh, overly attached girlfriend!

[37:04:14] That's the name! Okay, she looked ag- the border control lady looked exactly like the

[37:04:21] overly attached girlfriend. Oh my god. Like the overly- she looked exactly like the overly

[37:04:29] attached girlfriend which made me even more like oh my god Jesus oh yeah believe

[37:04:37] bringing alone the rules of yeah yeah overly attached girlfriend did stop

[37:04:43] making videos her wow what if she works at border control down but yeah she was

[37:04:51] like so hard-pressed on me just like getting rid of this plushie but I was

[37:04:55] I was like, no, this is mine.

[37:04:57] I love it.

[37:04:58] I would never part with it.

[37:04:59] Not part with my plushies.

[37:05:01] And then ever since then, I realized I should,

[37:05:04] I don't want to go through that ever again,

[37:05:06] so I never brought plushies with me ever again.

[37:05:08] And if I did have plushies,

[37:05:10] it would be in the luggage.

[37:05:15] What if she wanted it?

[37:05:17] What if she wanted it for herself?

[37:05:19] Then what happens?

[37:05:22] Then what?

[37:05:29] Oh, boba.

[37:05:32] I want to pre-cut it so I'm good to be cut open.

[37:05:37] I would ruin it.

[37:05:41] A blah blah.

[37:05:48] Hello.

[37:05:50] The entire plane for her cinema role.

[37:05:58] Cinema role.

[37:06:03] Cinema role.

[37:06:15] Who is this?

[37:06:16] This is a boba.

[37:06:18] Hello.

[37:06:20] Is a boba.

[37:06:24] I am a boba.

[37:06:36] A boba.

[37:06:40] How are you guys on this fine afternoon at evening, morning, midnight?

[37:06:54] It's cold.

[37:06:55] It's true.

[37:06:56] Not gonna lie though, I like the fact that it's getting colder.

[37:07:01] I wake up and I feel nice and warm in my bed and I don't want to get out.

[37:07:07] I have a question as well.

[37:07:15] Do you guys have a thick blanket?

[37:07:19] Or do you use a thin blanket?

[37:07:21] In the UK, we call them duvets, D-U-V-E-T.

[37:07:26] And they're like pillows, but like blankets.

[37:07:32] I don't know what they're called in America.

[37:07:36] They're literally, I'm like, they're, yeah, duvet.

[37:07:47] What is the American version of a duvet?

[37:08:00] quilt? Comforter? Comforter was like the sheet that you put on to make your bedding

[37:08:16] like a little bit more padded. They still call them duvet as well.

[37:08:27] Yeah it's basically a gigantic pillow. Like it's still like it's it's filled like a pillow I think

[37:08:34] And it's also changed like you can have a duvet cover like a pillow cover

[37:08:47] A mattress cover

[37:08:48] He has got like down filling

[37:08:58] Like feathers and stuff

[37:09:03] Batting one person

[37:09:08] Wait, wait, wait, why?

[37:09:11] We find rice with chopstick, pizza with no hands

[37:09:14] to see rolls that did boba tea, getting myself to that water, oh my god, guys, wait, I think,

[37:09:22] I don't know if this person actually does it, but there was a person that I, there's a person

[37:09:26] that I know that was like, oh, what if I just, what if I just eat the powder?

[37:09:35] And I'd be like, what, oh, fried rice with chopsticks is kind of hard, because it's

[37:09:42] It's not like sticky.

[37:09:47] It's doable, but it's not sticky rice.

[37:09:55] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[37:09:57] Someone said I thought duvet shot water at your butt.

[37:10:00] No, no, that's a bidet.

[37:10:02] Bidet, bidet.

[37:10:04] That's a bidet!

[37:10:06] A duvet is the blanket.

[37:10:12] Silly goose.

[37:10:14] That would be really concerning if you're trying to sleep

[37:10:18] sleep and suddenly your duvets are shooting water at your butt!

[37:10:22] I do, I would f- oh my god.

[37:10:37] Oh, wait, okay, chat, I have a question.

[37:10:41] Are water beds actually water?

[37:10:43] A duvet at the toilet or a bidet to warm you to sleep, what the fuck?

[37:10:50] What are these poles?

[37:10:52] They're actually water- okay, what's stopping someone from accidentally piercing their

[37:11:02] bed?

[37:11:04] and then it just turns into a pool. Nothing. So you could actually just accidentally be...

[37:11:19] Okay. I see. Pretty tough plastic. Okay. Hence the terror. I don't know, it's that. Sometimes

[37:11:29] when I get on a boat or something and it's like rocking and whatnot, I will lay in

[37:11:34] bed and I feel like I'm still rocking so I don't know if that's the same sensation

[37:11:39] when you're sleeping on a water bed or what but it's like a weird feeling not

[37:11:47] motion sickness but it feels like crazy I don't feel sick when it happens but I

[37:11:57] I feel the motion of it

[37:12:01] I'm never

[37:12:02] See sickness

[37:12:05] Isn't see sickness when I don't get sick though. I don't feel like nauseous or anything

[37:12:10] I just feel like I am I

[37:12:14] Am on the boat

[37:12:16] Still it feels like pleasant in a way. I definitely I know what motion sickness feels like guys because when I

[37:12:35] I got, okay, so there was a trend, there was a meta on Twitch where it was like everyone

[37:12:40] was playing VR chat, literally everybody in the month was playing VR chat in 2020 because

[37:12:45] that was like, you couldn't go outside, you couldn't go talk to people because of COVID

[37:12:50] and whatnot.

[37:12:51] So we all just went on VR chat and stuff.

[37:12:53] I bought my first ever VR headset and I put it on and I was motion stick for like

[37:13:01] three days.

[37:13:03] I was, I stayed in VR for 12 plus hours my first time

[37:13:12] and I was motion sick for two to three days afterwards.

[37:13:15] And then after that, I never got motion sick ever again.

[37:13:20] I could go on all of the like theme park rides,

[37:13:25] I could go jet skiing, I could do anything

[37:13:28] that would usually cause the motion sickness in VR.

[37:13:31] It was like immunity.

[37:13:33] I was granted immunity afterwards.

[37:13:38] That was crazy.

[37:13:42] Like being on treadmill and get off

[37:13:43] and feel like you're still on it.

[37:13:44] Yeah.

[37:13:46] Sea legs.

[37:13:48] Is that what it is?

[37:13:49] Sea legs?

[37:13:54] Sea legs.

[37:13:58] I got sea legs.

[37:14:01] Yeah, it makes you puke all.

[37:14:02] I'm going to vibe and never got any effect.

[37:14:06] Not going to lie guys.

[37:14:08] So I had a Vive Pro and then I got an index because of like the motions in the hands.

[37:14:14] You can move every finger individually with an index controller.

[37:14:20] I still really like the headset of the Vive Pro because it is comfortable.

[37:14:27] I am so serious chat when I got the index headset.

[37:14:31] I felt like a dent was forming on the top of my head.

[37:14:36] Like I was so serious.

[37:14:38] I literally bought,

[37:14:42] okay, you know, I was so serious

[37:14:46] because I had to do like, I was doing something in VR.

[37:14:49] I think it was a collab or something.

[37:14:51] And I was so serious.

[37:14:52] I was going to get a Ziploc bag,

[37:14:55] put some bread in it and wrap it around the,

[37:14:59] wrap it around like the top bag from my head on my headset because I needed some cushion.

[37:15:07] Like I'm so serious. I was like I needed something soft. And then I went on Amazon and I bought you

[37:15:18] know those I don't know if you guys ever had this if you guys ever own a car or whatever but in the

[37:15:24] car there's like seat belt cushions and it's like it's like a long cushion that

[37:15:31] you can put on your seat belt with like velcro and stuff I bought one of those

[37:15:35] to put on the headset so that my fucking I don't have a dent in my head I bought

[37:15:45] one of those and actually works pretty good not gonna lie I'm

[37:15:48] I'm improvising, yeah improvising.

[37:15:52] I've been listening and what the, I'm dead.

[37:15:56] Yeah.

[37:15:59] Oh my God.

[37:16:03] Yeah, I get like a vibe at index controller.

[37:16:05] Not dead, not dead.

[37:16:11] I feel like, I was like, God, this is so heavy.

[37:16:14] And then I actually chat.

[37:16:17] It's so bad because also,

[37:16:20] The the index headset comes with a little cushion that you're supposed to use for the back of your head. I

[37:16:28] Spend a whole last day

[37:16:31] almost in VR chat

[37:16:34] With my VR headset without the cushion and then I checked I

[37:16:39] Checked the box and I realized I forgot to put the cushion in the back of the head

[37:16:45] Fuck

[37:16:54] oops my bad so chat make sure if you get something make sure you assemble it

[37:17:04] correctly make sure you assemble everything correctly also I don't know

[37:17:11] what the fuck is going on but even my chat arena is dying now less than an hour

[37:17:19] one two three hours what are online season one four to six hours a whole

[37:17:24] night. Sleeping in VR is crazy. I spent 24 hours in VR and I tried to sleep but it

[37:17:34] was so uncomfortable. I just stayed up the whole entire time.

[37:17:46] I like to play VR more but I don't have any friends who own one. Okay in VR chat you can

[37:18:33] meet people in VRChat you can meet people honestly VRChat is a good game just make sure you uh

[37:18:47] be careful with the people that you meet a little bit why did I want me I didn't

[37:19:01] are you asking I didn't do what guys wait what oh wait I was so confused

[37:19:36] You guys thought I like wait you guys thought I made sussy sounds

[37:19:45] You'll never know what that's up. You guys would never hear what that sounds like

[37:20:06] Chases hearing what they want to hear

[37:20:10] What the hell are they? I'm getting one guy. What's happening?

[37:20:21] What the hell I

[37:20:24] Probably like

[37:20:25] It's probably just a thinking sound

[37:20:30] maybe the background music maybe is there a background music it might be the

[37:20:42] background music cuz I've been silent I don't know I don't know I was really

[37:20:58] anyways VR chat is wild it was a duck I just been humming and a boobling who

[37:22:10] would win sorry our duck the duck would win that's crazy I mean it's I've I

[37:22:22] came out weird I don't know hmm I like the sigma I'm what the sigma well I

[37:22:50] yeah yeah yeah yeah do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do what the

[37:23:15] The witch is in duct floating water. You don't. It's not even a contest.

[37:23:20] Bro, all the witch stuff from back in the day just didn't make any motherfucking sense at all.

[37:23:26] You're emote!

[37:24:03] That's a first time chatter, right?

[37:24:05] I can't believe we only have 80 hours left of Mousy.

[37:24:17] I can't believe it.

[37:24:37] I've so many goddamn tabs whenever I'm babysitting.

[37:24:40] I open up so many goddamn tabs.

[37:24:42] Hours is like three or four days. Yeah, that's a boba. I hope she gets a good rest

[37:25:49] A boba. I went into the Vaughn and I listened I was like, ooh-hoo. It was a crying sound guys. What the fuck?

[37:26:14] I was like, ooh-hoo

[37:26:17] Ooh-hoo, it was my crying sound. What the hell?

[37:26:25] You guys just be saying shit. I was like, ooh-hoo

[37:26:31] What the fuck, God. What the hell?

[37:26:42] Maybe cry.

[37:26:46] I can't believe it. Wait.

[37:26:53] One, two, three.

[37:26:59] Plus this week. Four more weeks!

[37:27:02] Until Halloween!

[37:27:05] Halloween! Halloween, Halloween, Halloween.

[37:27:10] Yeah.

[37:27:15] Why, why are we talking about Stockholm Syndrome?

[37:27:19] I want to be a duck let me be a duck to be a duck, please

[37:27:33] What if I type every now and then what if it chooses me these choose me I want to be a duck, please

[37:27:48] whoa

[37:27:52] whoa

[37:27:53] Whoa, whoa, whoa, you have to be here when game is launched. I don't think so because

[37:28:07] Because there was definitely a time I was a duck, and the game wasn't launched at the

[37:28:14] time.

[37:28:15] It had been going for a while, I think.

[37:28:17] It had been going for hours.

[37:28:30] And then I got owned by this duck that had like 61 kills.

[37:28:35] And Valid, thank you for the Risa, the Mousey, and Bulba.

[37:28:41] Oh my God.

[37:28:55] Well, well, well.

[37:29:01] That was the way.

[37:29:02] You put that gamble, literally, that's so funny.

[37:29:10] That gamble is, that's crazy.

[37:29:20] How can you predict with channel points?

[37:29:25] Or is it like already, is it already closed?

[37:29:31] Oh my God.

[37:29:36] Y'all already closed, okay.

[37:29:43] Why do you like a boba so much?

[37:29:45] Because it's a boba?

[37:29:48] Cause it's just a little guy with a little,

[37:29:53] he's just a little guy.

[37:29:57] I'm just a little guy, blah blah blah.

[37:30:36] Wait, I think the duck is about to be released soon.

[37:30:56] Let me be the next duck, please.

[37:31:02] That'd be crazy.

[37:31:12] Got some luck coming handy.

[37:31:34] A boba.

[37:31:38] A boba.

[37:33:06] It was calculated.

[37:33:10] It was calculated?

[37:33:11] Of course it was on purpose.

[37:33:14] Of course.

[37:33:21] It was calculated on purpose, intentional, uh-huh.

[37:33:31] All planned, all according to K-Cockoo

[37:33:33] Yeah

[37:33:34] Yeah, yeah, exactly

[37:33:36] I thought you were...

[37:33:41] Every year

[37:34:02] Not the Kaka

[37:34:16] I'll 3, I repeat, I'll 3 somebody please come to like their Kaka

[37:34:21] Because the Kaka was hard

[37:34:33] Oh yeah

[37:34:54] Okay, you may go

[37:34:56] Alright, I'll allow you to go

[37:34:58] Just this time

[37:35:00] Go peace girl

[37:35:01] Get to the bathroom

[37:35:09] It looked like

[37:35:15] She looked like

[37:35:25] bathroom

[37:35:26] She went to the bathroom

[37:35:29] She's pounding. Yeah, she's huh. There's still a chance wait. Who is the next dog? I didn't see

[37:35:46] No

[37:35:48] police

[37:35:49] Let me be the next dog, please choose me pick me

[37:35:52] Let me be the chosen one.

[37:35:55] The chosen duck.

[37:35:57] Let me be the chosen duck.

[37:36:04] Please.

[37:36:07] Who's talking right now?

[37:36:13] The baby-sitter, Aboba.

[37:36:22] Wait.

[37:36:27] Duck-a-gamba.

[37:36:28] Gamba!

[37:36:30] What's this cute emo?

[37:36:32] Lost again.

[37:36:49] It's Magma Star.

[37:36:51] Eugh!

[37:36:53] Magma Star.

[37:36:55] Eugh!

[37:36:57] Magma, more like Sugguma.

[37:37:01] Oh, sorry. No, I'm sorry.

[37:37:04] Or am I sorry?

[37:37:08] Got him, I'm sorry.

[37:37:14] Good morning! I'm not sorry. I'm siren.

[37:37:24] Oh, like, I'll get him for you. Yeah, okay.

[37:37:31] Oh, yeah, wait, I forgot! You can actually control your duck with, um...

[37:37:37] Wait, what if the most fire breathing? Excuse me, what the? Since when was the duck a dragon?

[37:37:45] Morning! Good morning, everyone.

[37:37:50] Mousey is currently in the bathroom, in the bathroom, in the bathroom getting ready for a day.

[37:37:59] She fell in. She just left not too long ago.

[37:38:10] Fire bleeding. Oh, thank you guys. You guys are already on it. You're trying to fish her out. Thank you

[37:38:30] I'm calling on the fishing squad

[37:38:36] Calling on the fishing squad

[37:38:39] Pepsi that I think for the reset to melsey. I wonder who is I wonder who is the one who?

[37:38:53] Fought the most ducks in one

[37:38:56] You're trying your best. That's all I could ever ask for

[37:39:01] Thank you so much, Quagmire, for the recent mousy!

[37:39:31] Two ducks are going at it!

[37:39:34] They and Kenshin, Acmeir.

[37:39:45] Stinky, what the?

[37:39:47] You're stinky!

[37:39:49] You stink!

[37:39:50] Thank you so much, Aniya, welcome back to mousy.

[37:39:59] How do you get a duck?

[37:40:03] You just gotta be sick with it.

[37:40:05] You gotta be sick nasty with it.

[37:40:08] No!

[37:40:09] Don't point at me and say I'm calling me stinky.

[37:40:12] What the hell?

[37:40:14] Put your goddamn nose away.

[37:40:16] Can give the monster a 20 dollars.

[37:40:23] What the?

[37:40:25] Wait actually, what are the dollar bills in America?

[37:40:30] It's so crazy to me you guys have one dollar bills.

[37:40:35] have a one-pound coin not in terms of weight but in terms of currency great

[37:40:42] to British pounds we have a one-pound coin one of five ten twenty fifty one

[37:40:47] hundred there's a dollar coin as well does anyone ever use it

[37:40:53] Canadian land I think they have a coin and it's called a looney and a toonie

[37:41:03] Do you wear your coins? No!

[37:41:21] Canadian land.

[37:41:23] Yeah, I call it Canadian land.

[37:41:26] Canadian.

[37:41:28] It's someone's say Canada.

[37:41:31] Canadian land was pretty nice when I land.

[37:41:34] It felt like, it felt like a Christmas,

[37:41:37] it felt like a Christmas town.

[37:41:40] They have some cute like wooden lodges kind of thing

[37:41:44] in the mountains and it felt like another world.

[37:41:47] another world. I'm still not a motherfucking duck! What the hell?

[37:41:52] Mad arson. You lucky motherfucker. I want to be a duck.

[37:42:20] Duh duh duh duh duh duh. Sad Gamma. Gamma I dig d-

[37:42:25] No. Gamma. We just have to keep talking in the chat and then more ducks will spawn.

[37:42:37] The more we talk, the faster we fill up the bar.

[37:42:45] Hello, Anu. Can you tell me what's going on?

[37:42:48] Hello, Anu. I'm Dad.

[37:42:49] You're currently watching.

[37:42:51] You are currently watching Iron Mouses Semaphon.

[37:42:54] She is currently in the bathroom

[37:42:55] at this very moment in time.

[37:42:57] However, she will be back very shortly.

[37:43:00] I am your babysitter for tonight.

[37:43:02] My name is Siren Aboba.

[37:43:05] Welcome.

[37:43:09] Aboba.

[37:43:14] Very British.

[37:43:15] Yeah, super British.

[37:43:19] Oh bo bo potent.

[37:43:22] Am I a duck yet? No!

[37:43:26] Welcome.

[37:43:30] Welcome to the evening news with Sirenaboba and the ducks behind me.

[37:43:38] As you can see, there are many ducks.

[37:43:40] One of them just got eliminated by Davey.

[37:43:44] Another duck has fallen.

[37:43:47] However, there will be another duck soon spawned in just a couple of moments.

[37:43:52] I'm not even voting for myself

[37:43:57] What if I vote and I say no and then it becomes a yes, and then I actually become the next duck then what happens oh

[37:44:20] my god

[37:44:22] another

[37:44:24] Another duck has fallen to Davey. It seems that Davey is the reigning duck in this pool

[37:44:31] Will Davey claim yet another duck life in the pool

[37:44:36] the move set on Davy is incredible with a flamethrower or fire breathing duck

[37:44:46] we have a killer on the loose

[37:44:59] what do you mean we will when siren gets a duck what do you mean we put a

[37:45:04] bounty on someone what the what the stuffy Davy the duck killer I repeat

[37:45:21] Davey is on the loose culling the herd of ducks in this pool Davey has claimed

[37:45:29] yet another victim and is currently making their move to the top of the pool

[37:45:35] Davey flies and swims alone the other ducks afraid to even get within the

[37:45:48] vicinity of this killer duck. It seems Darth and Mad Arson are not one to team up it seems,

[37:46:04] to help defeat the killer duck Davy. They're trying to recuperate. I know! Davy has literally

[37:46:25] killed all the ducks in the pool.

[37:46:33] Yeah, Davies breathes fire.

[37:46:48] Zeldjora!

[37:46:50] On a Zeldjora, another contender in the pool

[37:46:54] has just spawned in.

[37:46:59] What kind of abilities does Zeldjora have?

[37:47:04] We'll have to wait and see.

[37:47:22] Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

[37:47:27] They have a floaty.

[37:47:28] Ah, Maddison and Zadiora seem to be teaming up, it looks like.

[37:47:33] However, well, oh, never mind, they are not on the same team, in fact they are fighting each other.

[37:47:40] You're supposed to be fighting against the killer duck.

[37:47:56] Once the float is hit, it dies. Oh, that's so sad.

[37:48:02] That's how it works. Oh, Zadiora in position to attack Davy.

[37:48:14] David is leaving

[37:48:17] There was plenty of time to strike. However at that moment

[37:48:25] They did not go in

[37:48:30] for the kill

[37:48:33] Wait guys

[37:48:36] What is sparking zero coming out cuz they said three days ahead of the full release

[37:48:59] Let me tomorrow. This is tomorrow. Okay chat. It's currently the seventh for me already

[37:49:27] But what's right there here?

[37:49:58] Is Mouse awake? Yes, Mouse is awake. She's currently getting ready for her day.

[37:50:03] How long have I been in the pool? You can't just nonchalantly ask how long I've been in

[37:50:09] the pool when you have literally killed every single duck in beside the pool. What the fuck?

[37:50:15] That's crazy. You can't just be like, oh guys, what happened? Did I miss something after you

[37:50:24] You fucking killed everybody!

[37:50:26] What the fuck?

[37:50:28] What the hell?

[37:50:32] Opening the bullslot.

[37:50:41] That's crazy.

[37:50:43] Hello, hello, hello, hello.

[37:50:53] If you're asking how you become a duck, all you gotta do is type in the chat.

[37:51:05] And I hope to God you get picked, I think.

[37:51:08] It's just RNG.

[37:51:15] The new duck is about to be chosen, chat!

[37:51:20] We just can't see the remainder of the thing.

[37:51:24] We can't see the remainder of the the bar because the bed is behind it. I'm in

[37:51:29] front of it. Oh Gamba give me Gamba! Give me Gamba, one Gamba! Please let me be the

[37:51:45] next duck. Oh it's a caratter. Wait, maybe this duck might be able to stand up

[37:51:58] against Davey. It's got armor and shit. That's crazy. Nightducks are strong. No, I haven't

[37:52:22] heard of that song. I don't think the armor helps. Honestly, wait, no, wait, that's even

[37:52:28] worse because Dave has a fire breathing and then if Caranther has metal it's

[37:52:42] gonna be like an oven. Oh no. Not quite the best. Oh wait yeah wait what if it's

[37:52:56] It's like a knight versus dragon.

[37:52:59] Oh, Darth Backe is gonna- never mind.

[37:53:07] Fighting Zelda Order one day is right there!

[37:53:10] Okay, now it- okay, okay.

[37:53:13] Oh!

[37:53:14] Never mind, got deleted.

[37:53:19] Oh, oops, oh.

[37:53:30] Oh, seven.

[37:53:32] You were a strong duck.

[37:53:35] Go, Mad Arson, go!

[37:53:49] Oh, shit!

[37:53:50] Oh, shit!

[37:53:51] I see Mad Arson.

[37:53:53] in the chat all the collision of two ducks is about to happen will mad arson

[37:54:01] winner will Davey claim yet another victim we'll have to find out after one

[37:54:15] hit mad arson continues going in a and a very fast direction towards the night

[37:54:23] dark for some reason interesting interesting I think mad arson is

[37:54:44] I'm actually trying to get him, using mouse as his shield.

[37:54:57] Everyone's going towards the bottom right of the pool.

[37:55:03] We're in the emotes so funny, Moncahide.

[37:55:10] Mad Arson is emerging from behind.

[37:55:13] Mouse and all of the ducks are looking

[37:55:17] in the direction of Davey.

[37:55:20] What will happen next?

[37:55:22] We just have to wait and see.

[37:55:26] It seems all three ducks

[37:55:29] are spying on the next prey.

[37:55:33] They're closing in on him,

[37:55:35] but what will Devi do to protect himself?

[37:55:42] The Triforce of Dux are about to commence their attack.

[37:55:58] Madarsen going in, Zadayora and Karata fighting each other.

[37:56:03] What is happening?

[37:56:11] I'm not sure what kind of powers Madarsen has,

[37:56:14] but they keep glowing every now and then.

[37:56:17] Does this offer protection? We'll have to wait and see.

[37:56:22] Madarsen, oh!

[37:56:24] Krata and Zodiora having another fight.

[37:56:30] Madarsen going to the top middle of the pool.

[37:56:34] What is Madarsen scheming?

[37:56:44] Thank you the Panthak for the reason of the mercy!

[37:56:47] Another, aww! Another, the lost Jupiter.

[37:56:55] I don't think I'll ever be a duck.

[37:57:02] That's a cow duck.

[37:57:03] Yeah. Another one. What the heck did that come from?

[37:57:20] A double duck. Oh baby, a double.

[37:57:27] I take the pool rules and it states that sirens are not allowed in the pool, all that's true.

[37:57:39] The siren in the water.

[37:57:42] At least I became a duck at least once.

[37:57:45] Wait, armor duck! Guys, we need someone to stop him!

[37:58:02] Two ducks in a row! We need someone to stop him, guys.

[37:58:08] We need someone to stop him right now.

[37:58:17] Davey, you wouldn't kill a rainbow duck, would you?

[37:58:22] We have an RGB gamer duck.

[37:58:35] Oh god, stop breathing fire, stop showing off.

[37:58:38] I mean, no.

[37:58:41] We'll have to wait and see what your duck does on their own.

[37:58:47] Not the emoting, that's crazy.

[37:58:51] Oh! Oh! Matt Arson!

[37:58:53] Oh! Matt Arson decided to leave, in fact.

[37:59:15] Oh! Matt Arson coming in?

[37:59:18] Are they going to fight?

[37:59:23] Oh! Now, now Davey's angry!

[37:59:29] One hit in.

[37:59:31] They would've stood a hit!

[37:59:42] Oh my god.

[37:59:45] This is so interesting.

[37:59:49] We have a blood.

[37:59:52] Oh!

[37:59:53] Matt Arson getting a hit in.

[37:59:55] too surreal. What does that mean? What is Davey thinking? This is a duck drama. Oh, oh,

[38:00:17] man arson. Oh God, run to the fire breathing. Oh no, the fire and the smacking. No roasted

[38:00:30] duck. Go last Jupiter. Go to last Jupiter. Do it, do it. Just do it. You can't keep

[38:00:44] I'm getting away.

[38:00:45] Davey is slowly, slowly getting closer to Ceril.

[38:00:53] He must be stopped.

[38:00:55] It's a bloodbath.

[38:01:02] Ceril, Nirvana, what will you do now?

[38:01:08] Mad with power.

[38:01:12] What happened to the concrete duck?

[38:01:13] Wait, that is a good question.

[38:01:15] Wait, what the hell happened to the concrete duck?

[38:01:21] I think something happened to it.

[38:01:23] Yeah, oh, it's just the light is there.

[38:01:30] The concrete duck is just covered by the light.

[38:01:33] It always happens, I forget, it always happens.

[38:01:36] The light is in the way, just can't see it.

[38:01:42] It's really hard to see.

[38:01:45] Silly glare.

[38:01:51] Oh, wait!

[38:01:54] Is that another duck?

[38:01:57] What is Chris Nebula wearing?

[38:01:59] Is that a mask?

[38:02:01] What is that?

[38:02:02] Or is that like a beard, like Santa or something?

[38:02:07] A new challenger approaches in the pool, cursed.

[38:02:11] Will you be the chosen one?

[38:02:13] Are you the destined one who has set out to slay the green duck?

[38:02:22] Will you be the saviour of the citizens of the ducks of the pool?

[38:02:29] Will you be the one to bring light in the darkness?

[38:02:36] Will you be the saviour of all?

[38:02:39] That's a guy!

[38:02:47] Now use W, A, S and D to move.

[38:02:53] Oh shit! They're going in! Both cursed and surreal!

[38:03:10] Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!

[38:03:15] Oh no, Davey is slowly, slowly getting closer to what's surreal.

[38:03:20] Only the ducks in the pool, only the ducks in the pool can move their own duck.

[38:03:31] unfortunately chat you who who doesn't have a duck you cannot move their

[38:03:35] pieces oh god now you can move yourself oh my god this is pissing me off

[38:04:02] baby's just like how do I do this and then like going around fucking killing

[38:04:08] everybody in the goddamn pool what the fuck

[38:04:14] No, it's kidding.

[38:04:17] This is crazy.

[38:04:38] Because they're fighting each other, you're supposed to fight the green duck together.

[38:05:02] Ohhhh!

[38:05:04] Cursed Nebula making their way towards Devi.

[38:05:07] Mus is awake, yeah, Mus is awake, but she's just getting ready for a day.

[38:05:23] In the meantime, we're watching Devi absolutely massacre everybody in the pool of the ducks.

[38:05:28] ducks and we're watching Cust and Serial attempt to make their way to the fire

[38:05:37] breathing duck. Oh my my. So don't know how to move, maybe it's the best. Moving, you

[38:05:57] just do W, A, S and D, but with a space. So if you wanted to move down a lot, you

[38:06:06] be like the S space S space S we have to have spaces in between each one. Oh oh

[38:06:30] Cust, Cust is in line with Davey. Oh god Davey now knows how to move. Oh no

[38:06:52] Nobrainer looks like a penguin, penguin duck.

[38:07:01] We have a new challenger in the pool.

[38:07:04] Their name is Nobrainer.

[38:07:05] Will they be able to slay the five breathing duck?

[38:07:12] Davy and Nobrainer are about to challenge each other.

[38:07:16] Oh, and with stands a hit, Nobrainer leaves the fight.

[38:07:21] Just in time to not be set on fire.

[38:07:25] Tell if you guys are curious when the next duck is going to appear.

[38:07:34] a really pale yellow bar at the very bottom of the screen and with every

[38:07:41] typed message it increases and fills up the bar I think if I recall you guys are

[38:07:50] fighting behind mousey we can't see get out of there back into the ring guys

[38:07:56] back into the ring the 10 second delay is hilarious it's so fucked up

[38:08:04] I'm sorry for my 10 second delay.

[38:08:21] Oh my god!

[38:08:53] That was so aggressive!

[38:08:56] That was crazy!

[38:08:58] Go Kirst!

[38:08:59] Oh Jesus.

[38:09:01] Go Kirst!

[38:09:02] That was so aggressive!

[38:09:05] That was great.

[38:09:06] A decisive strike.

[38:09:11] A brave challenge.

[38:09:13] Oh!

[38:09:14] Oh!

[38:09:15] Another duck has fallen.

[38:09:42] You know I feel like the only way to be able to defeat the duck is I think with each kill

[38:09:51] they get stronger.

[38:09:53] So what if all of the ducks just feed themselves to make one duck stronger so that it may be

[38:10:00] on par with a day.

[38:10:02] Oh no they're fighting behind Malzies bed.

[38:10:14] Why are you guys fighting behind the goddamn bed guys?

[38:10:31] Get out of there.

[38:10:35] back into the ring. Wait! Did someone die? Wait guys, did someone die? Penguin minds have

[38:11:01] died. Come on Penguin. Prove to us that you're just hiding. It's another person! Oh my god.

[38:11:57] I will never be a duck. It's a duck with a knife! Maybe this is it! This is it! I'm

[38:12:11] I'm losing so many points betting on you.

[38:12:13] Don't bet on me then!

[38:12:15] Bet on no!

[38:12:18] Oh shit, a knife.

[38:12:27] You're not in chat?

[38:12:28] Nooooo!

[38:12:29] We'll see.

[38:12:33] Mouse is currently in the bathroom.

[38:12:35] Mouse is in the bathroom.

[38:12:37] Mouse is in the bathroom.

[38:12:42] Nugamba!

[38:12:43] Please let me be.

[38:12:45] I don't know what I was thinking,

[38:12:50] but, but I have a bread.

[38:12:51] Pog.

[38:12:52] What the?

[38:13:06] They're fighting each other. Have you guys ever had a banana bread? I think I had the banana bread

[38:13:25] before.

[38:13:28] Homemade banana bread. You like making it? It's pretty nice.

[38:13:37] You have banana bread right now?

[38:13:40] Do you buy a banana bread or do you make a banana bread for the people who do eat it or have had it?

[38:13:49] Oh!

[38:13:50] So real and day?

[38:13:52] Heading towards each other.

[38:13:56] Either make it both.

[38:14:00] I feel like homemade banana bread and it's like nice and warm is really nice.

[38:14:05] That's what I was thinking. Can you even buy a great banana bread?

[38:14:10] You don't like bananas? Why not?

[38:14:13] They're easy to eat. They're soft to always make it.

[38:14:28] Mushi and taste bad. What the? Zucchini. Zucchini bread.

[38:14:38] You kill the concrete duck you coward. Wait! The concrete duck? Where? The concrete duck

[38:14:52] is still there. Is there another concrete duck? They're in line with each other. They're

[38:15:02] in line with each other! Look at this. There's two concrete ducks. Oh shit, there is.

[38:15:14] another one. Now she's crawling in the bathroom. She'll be back soon. Oh God, they just passed

[38:15:37] by each other. Alright, everybody back into the ring, please, where we can see you so

[38:15:44] we can judge. No hiding behind the band, please. Back into the ring, back into the ring.

[38:16:09] The texture of it now. Oh my my. Oh my God. Oh no, Davey is heading towards the

[38:16:32] The duck with a knife!

[38:16:34] What will happen?

[38:16:38] They breast-poss each other.

[38:16:41] Briefly, radium is the next duck.

[38:16:45] Oh!

[38:16:46] Wait!

[38:16:47] Radium is a...

[38:16:48] Radium is a nurse.

[38:16:50] A nurse, duck.

[38:16:56] Do you do healing?

[38:16:57] Are you a healer?

[38:16:58] Supposed to smack the...

[38:17:02] That's crazy.

[38:17:03] Oh my God.

[38:17:10] I've always sounded like this, Captain.

[38:17:13] I don't know what the hell a normal person is supposed to sound like.

[38:17:27] What the fuck does that mean?

[38:17:29] Oh...

[38:17:32] What the fuck does that mean?

[38:17:34] Oh, radium.

[38:17:45] Don't attack the medic.

[38:17:46] Oh, shit!

[38:17:50] Surreal and day.

[38:17:56] Go, Surreal, go!

[38:17:57] Oh my god.

[38:18:26] Let's see.

[38:18:32] Let's see what happens.

[38:18:33] Let's see what happens.

[38:18:34] Let's see what happens.

[38:18:36] Whoa!

[38:18:37] Now, Mousy's in the bathroom.

[38:18:49] Mousy in the bathroom.

[38:18:51] Mousy in the bathroom.

[38:18:53] Nancy in the bedroom and she fell in.

[38:19:07] What in the first time, chatter?

[38:19:10] Thanks, mods.

[38:19:26] Some weird-ass mouthful of people here.

[38:19:31] Oh, god, Davey heading towards surreal!

[38:19:35] They're gonna- they didn't even hit each other!

[38:19:52] What the fuck?

[38:19:53] Put the mods, put the mods!

[38:19:59] Ribosum.

[38:20:00] They smell.

[38:20:13] What are these people?

[38:20:15] Malfi?

[38:20:56] She stars.

[38:21:10] Come back.

[38:21:14] Okay.

[38:21:15] Feeling caca?

[38:21:20] Yeah.

[38:21:25] Caca day.

[38:21:26] Caca day.

[38:21:27] Oh.

[38:21:28] Oh.

[38:21:29] Oh.

[38:21:30] Me too will be okay.

[38:21:45] We just been watching the duck battling.

[38:21:50] It's crazy.

[38:21:52] There's one duck that is whooping everyone's ass.

[38:21:55] No, no, it's a nice and dark.

[38:21:58] It's the...

[38:22:00] It's the green one.

[38:22:03] Holy shit.

[38:22:06] 52!

[38:22:08] It's a demon, it's a green demon dark.

[38:22:11] Oh, it's a...

[38:22:12] Ah!

[38:22:18] Tron girl, the whole...

[38:22:21] All...

[38:22:22] Jaco.

[38:22:24] Jaco's trapped at the bottom of the pool.

[38:22:27] Yeah.

[38:22:30] Oh my god.

[38:22:31] That's a new record.

[38:22:33] Baby's going for Tron Girl now!

[38:22:36] Oh shit!

[38:22:37] And we have a medic.

[38:22:41] Whoa.

[38:22:46] I know stuff this since this virus is so...

[38:22:53] No one's happening.

[38:23:00] They're going after radio.

[38:23:02] Really funny, they're AFK the whole entire time.

[38:23:18] They come back and this is what I missed.

[38:23:20] I'm breathing.

[38:24:46] How much health did they have again?

[38:24:57] I think 300 health.

[38:24:59] Boy.

[38:25:00] Oh god!

[38:25:01] Oh god!

[38:25:01] Crazy, cause like, the other ducks have hit day, but they're still full health, what the?

[38:25:13] Oh maybe when they like, kill, maybe they like, heal.

[38:25:18] Oh my god, the strategy's changed.

[38:25:21] The strategy's changed! Jesus!

[38:25:35] Oh my.

[38:25:36] Yeah, they actually have stats and stuff, yeah.

[38:25:47] Oh god!

[38:25:48] That's crazy.

[38:25:49] They're fighting each other!

[38:25:51] All the nurses has 0.6 HP, don't do it!

[38:26:02] You could steal your pill!

[38:26:13] Last hitting!

[38:26:28] You know what? At least it went to surreal.

[38:26:30] This is far as well.

[38:26:36] Maybe they'll get stronger enough.

[38:26:41] Oh, what are you doing in there?

[38:26:43] That's crazy.

[38:27:16] This is insane.

[38:27:18] That's crazy, bro.

[38:27:20] That's so crazy, bro.

[38:27:23] Well, There are Duck with Stars.

[38:27:29] Like the story that-

[38:27:31] Flowers.

[38:27:32] Oh, flowers.

[38:27:34] Flower duck!

[38:27:39] Beautiful!

[38:27:40] Very cute!

[38:27:42] Am an AI!

[38:27:49] People!

[38:27:51] I am an AI!

[38:27:53] I am an AI!

[38:27:55] I am an AI!

[38:27:57] boop boop beep beep

[38:27:59] aboma

[38:28:00] aboma

[38:28:06] wow

[38:28:08] hey that's a cute eva what is that?

[38:28:10] galore

[38:28:12] what if you're an alien

[38:28:25] no

[38:28:27] aboma

[38:28:29] message received

[38:28:31] alien

[38:28:56] so buddy

[38:28:57] i wish i had more reverb

[38:28:59] let's see

[38:29:01] i used to but we don't have it

[38:29:03] I don't have a dog, but I think I can, I think on this mixer I can just increase the, I think I got a finding.

[38:29:12] After you.

[38:29:19] Wait, um, reverb.

[38:29:25] Bless you.

[38:29:39] Uh, what about this one?

[38:30:00] I need more reverb.

[38:30:09] Over.

[38:30:21] Percy!

[38:30:22] Mousy in the bathroom. Mousy in the bathroom.

[38:30:48] Ugh, so I'm giving you a head cut.

[38:31:43] Here, duck. So three ducks missing.

[38:32:00] Three ducks missing? Good boy, ducks.

[38:32:14] Bye bye, ducks.

[38:32:15] Put my head on. And my glasses.

[38:32:37] Looking, looking.

[38:32:39] Very cute, very cute.

[38:32:44] Very cute. Very cute hat. Very cute glasses. Very nice.

[38:32:51] I'm okay.

[38:33:06] Okay, okay.

[38:33:08] Okay, okay.

[38:33:10] What is the mouse doing today?

[38:33:13] I was going to do presentations today but I'm feeling kind of sick.

[38:33:17] So now I'm just going to play scary games.

[38:33:20] I'm going to play... Oh, how was Silent Hill?

[38:33:23] I had a dream about Silent Hill.

[38:33:26] You did?

[38:33:27] I did.

[38:33:28] What was it?

[38:33:29] It was so cool.

[38:33:30] Oh?

[38:33:31] It was so cool.

[38:33:32] What did he do?

[38:33:33] I was running around Silent Hill and I was yelling at the guy because he was stupid.

[38:33:38] Thank you for all the duck fun everyone.

[38:33:41] Anyways, now it's Mousy time.

[38:33:43] You were running around and yelling at me?

[38:33:46] I was like, you're such a fucking idiot.

[38:33:48] You're the dumbest guy alive.

[38:33:50] And he's like, I know.

[38:33:52] I'm sorry.

[38:33:53] But he turned into Jeremy Fragrance and I'm...

[38:34:02] And I was funny.

[38:34:03] What?

[38:34:05] That's a very interesting...

[38:34:08] I had a dream that it was like I was in the game but then I was out of the game and I was playing the game and I had a dream that I...

[38:34:18] I perfectly dodged every attack and I didn't get hit once and I had no hit run and then I knew it was a dream.

[38:34:25] I had a good time to do a no hit run! Let's go!

[38:34:39] I had dreams of like a Studio Ghibli style where I was like...

[38:35:05] Oh!

[38:35:06] Yeah, I dreamed like I was on a train and I was in like the, um, in the countryside and

[38:35:13] I went to like this like barn house and I had like an old fashioned suitcase and I had

[38:35:18] to focus on it.

[38:35:19] I had a satisfactory dream the other night, I was like, oh, oh, what did you dream about

[38:35:24] in your satisfactory dream?

[38:35:26] I was making my factory.

[38:35:28] Oh, I was running around looking for spears and yo-ing.

[38:35:35] I see a common trait in your dreams.

[38:35:42] Lots of yelling in my dreams.

[38:35:44] Lots of yelling and running around in your dreams.

[38:35:48] I see, so you played satisfactory and then you went to sleep and continued playing satisfactory

[38:35:57] in your sleep.

[38:35:58] Yeah.

[38:35:59] You were very nice.

[38:36:00] You must have been dreaming.

[38:36:01] I dream about games all the time, I dream about the crime scene cleaner.

[38:36:10] Oh, that one. The one where you clean up like the crime scene and the bodies and all the evidence and stuff.

[38:36:19] Yeah.

[38:36:20] Yeah.

[38:36:21] But I was playing it and then like the cops were coming in and I'm like, should I leave?

[38:36:26] Oh, the cops are here. Should I leave? Hmm. Maybe we should stay a little bit.

[38:36:43] Oh my my.

[38:36:44] That's funny.

[38:36:46] Silent Hill. Oh, um, did you enter playing Dead Space yesterday?

[38:36:54] No, but I played Dead Space today because I want to beat it.

[38:36:58] Mmm, well, I didn't say you'd be like that.

[38:37:03] I also want to play Stereoclator. I just want to curl up and evolve.

[38:37:08] Oh, it's okay.

[38:37:12] Then whatever you feel like, or if you don't know what to do, then spin a wheel.

[38:37:18] Or pull. Yeah, burrito mod. Maybe, I don't know, you can do whatever, you can just chill.

[38:37:27] Do whatever you feel like.

[38:37:30] Yeah.

[38:37:32] Yeah.

[38:37:33] I want some videos or something.

[38:37:35] Yeah, we'll watch videos later too.

[38:37:38] Yeah, just like relax a little bit and then see if you feel better later and then you'll be like, am I ready to watch the mass or something?

[38:37:47] Yeah.

[38:37:48] out of the purple thing.

[38:37:49] Oh baby, thank you for the bed, thank you very much.

[38:37:53] What the fuck, the kids here didn't come out.

[38:37:55] Oh wait, it did, wait, what the fuck?

[38:37:58] I'm sorry, my brain is so discombobulated today.

[38:38:01] I feel like I'm looking through a haze.

[38:38:05] Oh.

[38:38:07] Wait, I'm gonna take it easy a little bit today.

[38:38:10] How are we okay?

[38:38:11] Discombobulated.

[38:38:12] Once I take my medicine.

[38:38:15] Okay, in 30 minutes.

[38:38:18] in for a few minutes

[38:38:20] ok

[38:38:22] ok

[38:38:23] ok, have a good day

[38:38:26] thank you for hanging out

[38:38:28] of course anytime

[38:38:30] take care of me soon

[38:38:32] anytime just tell me when i'm done

[38:38:36] ok

[38:38:37] take care or else

[38:38:39] ok

[38:38:40] bye bye

[38:38:42] bye bye

[38:38:44] sorry guys

[38:38:47] I wanted to do presentations today, but I want to be 100% when I do them, because I don't want to half-ass them, because people took time to make them.

[38:39:01] And they're very important.

[38:39:04] How else are we going to learn about M-Preg, which is one of the presentations?

[38:39:23] How else are we going to learn about them?

[38:39:24] bottom oh there's also sorry there's also this we should try this I want to try this

[38:39:54] we'll try this today I'm first off I want to do a poll we'll do a poll first

[38:40:09] dead space or silent hill can we make a poll dead space or silent hill I just

[38:40:19] want to see where everybody's brain in that that's a fancy hat thank you I

[38:40:24] I just spent five hours watching another streamer play Sinovac.

[38:40:57] Oh, I saw on Twitter that there's a bug inside an hill.

[38:41:06] I think Lena uncovered the bug.

[38:41:09] There's a part where you look through a window,

[38:41:12] and you can teleport you through the window into the room next door,

[38:41:16] and softlocks you either game.

[38:41:18] So if we get to that part, we have to be careful.

[38:41:22] Which knowing me, I probably won't get to that part because I'm really slow.

[38:41:25] But that seems to be the only game- the only game breaking bug and the only bug so far.

[38:41:38] Everybody's been doing nothing but praising the game.

[38:41:41] Okay, if I know.

[38:41:43] We could- we could- we got- we got all day.

[38:41:46] We might do factory later with Connor.

[38:41:49] I don't know if we're gonna do it because he's gonna do the Freddy Fishballs game.

[38:41:55] We're gonna do the fish balls game. So depending if it does fish balls or not, we might end

[38:42:12] our day with either crime could seem cleaner or factory time. Oh yeah, Metal Gear Solid.

[38:42:26] Mmm, thinking about one, because I want to do marathons for several games because

[38:42:35] I feel like a few game franchises, like I just want to sit down and enjoy all of

[38:42:41] the whole thing and just eat it all and then so I'm thinking but I really do

[38:42:48] want to get into Metal Gear. There's part of my list. I have to do the DLC to the other game because I said I was gonna do it so

[38:42:58] also we have two there's a two or three VR chat streams that I want to do

[38:43:07] actually I'll be doing one before we're doing like a Halloween Halloween

[38:43:13] party in VRChat for a week of Halloween, but I want to do a VRChat stream maybe the week before.

[38:43:23] So you're doing that also. This is a secret surprise, but I'm in the process of possibly

[38:43:33] commissioning a world in VRChat. I can't tell you what it is, but it's going to be fun and

[38:43:39] And it's going to be for a very special stream and I'm hoping that we could do it.

[38:43:45] Maybe by, hopefully, I don't, it might take a long time for it to get made.

[38:43:50] So hopefully, sometime after my birthday, I'll maybe like, volunteer and I might be ready.

[38:44:02] Yeah.

[38:44:07] Chat, would Mausie sin for Ocelot?

[38:44:11] Ocelot? Metal Gear, yeah, Ocelot.

[38:44:34] I'm like, Ocelot?

[38:44:40] I'm just a little sick, but I'll be okay.

[38:44:42] We could possibly play both good space inside the hill today

[38:45:07] There's plenty of time, but I want to test this first cuz I I got this game

[38:45:16] And I think it'll be really fun to play. I'll see what it is

[38:45:23] Sniffer sniffer you sound like me just getting over ligma. Oh, no. I hope they're okay

[38:45:29] I'm glad you're getting over leg one. It was very complicated. We'll do this another day

[38:45:47] Oh, there's a bit complicated for me right now in my brain.

[38:45:55] We can't process that right now.

[38:45:57] Too much for me.

[38:46:01] I'll show you where it is.

[38:46:04] Basically, you connect your Twitch account.

[38:46:40] You can play games with chat.

[38:46:42] It's called Kukutl.

[38:46:47] Kukutl stream chat games.

[38:46:53] And it just came out.

[38:46:57] I'm going to come out. It came out in February and you can basically do huge lobbies of different types of party games with your chat.

[38:47:08] It looks like a lot of fun. It looks like a lot of fun, but right now I'll set it up another day so you can play.

[38:47:23] I think that'll be really fun to play on stream with all of us together.

[38:47:41] I got it the other day and I was like, oh, this might be really fun.

[38:47:44] It's crunched up. Oh my god. I was so fucking weird today. It'll be fine. I got meds in ten minutes

[38:48:32] I was watching Alfred's Nose Lock is Sylveon your favorite. My favorite is Gengar and

[38:48:41] Sylveon. Those are my two favorites

[38:48:43] I like ghost Pokemon and I like fairy Pokemon. Those are my favorite type of Pokemon

[38:49:12] Purple and pink. Yeah, purple and pink. My favorite colors

[38:49:15] very demure coffee mindful sniffles thank you

[38:49:38] this factory was so much fun with the

[38:49:42] train I really hope we get to play more

[38:49:44] well Carter has to play his Freddy

[38:49:47] fish game today

[38:49:48] that's to be a play for a fish ball

[38:49:52] today

[38:49:52] he's so planning on all the Halloween

[38:50:04] event I hope people I wonder if people

[38:50:06] read it

[38:50:07] still want to do it

[38:50:13] these kids are complicated these days

[38:50:17] there's so much to do

[38:50:19] oh shit we have 78 hours to go holy

[38:50:33] shit sorry about that I have to send the message

[38:51:53] everything what's part of our civilization

[38:52:01] wait is that um is that the parkour game there's a parkour game that's coming

[38:52:42] out oh a movie hmm a Minecraft movie where do I watch this movie what's it

[38:54:13] called is it is the video called minecraft but I survive in parkour

[38:54:24] civilization have you seen a Minecraft movie trailer but animated

[38:55:47] oh what the fuck

[38:55:51] I recreated the Minecraft movie trailer but animated is that the one or is it I

[38:56:20] animated a Minecraft there's just so many of them fuck me help I improve the

[38:56:28] The Minecraft movie trailer.

[38:56:30] Everybody's making a shit!

[38:56:32] Fuck his shit poles!

[38:56:34] Which one is it?

[38:56:42] The one for four weeks ago?

[38:57:27] Dolls of the alien inside.

[38:57:29] I'm Steve.

[38:58:52] Okay.

[38:58:53] Oh, this guy is such a toolbag.

[38:58:55] Didn't they just do this?

[38:59:26] But what?

[38:59:27] They just do this?

[38:59:30] Didn't they just-

[38:59:38] What? That's the light.

[38:59:39] What didn't they just do this?

[38:59:41] Is it this?

[38:59:42] Is this the movie?

[38:59:43] We're not gonna watch the movie.

[38:59:44] Let's go! Open up!

[38:59:45] It's time for parkour.

[38:59:46] Alright, time for my mandatory parkour check. Let's get this over with.

[38:59:50] You're late. You know the deal. You can do the one block jump for the raw chicken,

[38:59:53] or you can attempt the one block vertical jump for the beef.

[38:59:56] Here in parkour civilization, no one chooses to jump for the beef.

[38:59:59] It's better to be safe and do the one block jump for the chicken,

[39:00:02] rather than risk your entire life for just half of the fall.

[39:00:04] There's also a new digital circus episode if you want something to watch today.

[39:00:08] There's another digital circus episode if you want something to watch today.

[39:00:09] I'm a slob.

[39:00:09] There's another digital circus episode if you want something to watch today.

[39:00:12] You'll be doing two black jumps as punishment.

[39:00:14] Yes, sir. Sorry, I won't be late next time.

[39:00:16] Down here, us parkour noobs only get fed once a day.

[39:00:19] One piece of raw chicken is just enough to get you to the next day.

[39:00:28] But that's the life of parkour civilization.

[39:00:30] If you want to survive, you have to parkour.

[39:00:32] Every parkour noob has the same goal,

[39:00:34] and that's to make it to the top layer where all the parkour pros live.

[39:00:38] Except most parkour pros are born on the top layer.

[39:00:41] If you're a parkour noob, there's only one way up.

[39:00:43] And that is through the temple of parkour.

[39:00:45] The temple-

[39:00:46] How many times is it gonna say parkour?

[39:00:48] Pull of parkour is the only structure in the world that combines the bottom layer to the

[39:00:53] top layer.

[39:00:54] To make it up, you have to do an impossibly hard parkour course that no parkour noop has

[39:00:58] ever completed.

[39:00:59] And that's assuming you even get the chance to complete the course.

[39:01:02] The inside of the temple is protected by a barrier, and the only way a parkour noop

[39:01:06] gets past the barrier is if they've earned a ticket.

[39:01:09] I've never even tried getting a ticket before, but if I'm gonna rank up to a parkour

[39:01:13] pro one day, I'm gonna have to.

[39:01:15] In my neighborhood, pretty much everyone-

[39:01:16] I hope you make it. I hope you make it to a parkour pro.

[39:01:18] When it's fallen into a void of night. Help me make it to a parkour pro.

[39:01:20] Except for the guy who lives right next to me.

[39:01:22] He's been my neighbor for five years.

[39:01:23] No! Why didn't he try going for the beef?

[39:01:26] Well, I guess I have to change my statement.

[39:01:28] I am now living in this neighborhood alone.

[39:01:30] In parkour civilization, only parkour pros are allowed to break or place blocks.

[39:01:34] For parkour noobs, it's strictly prohibited.

[39:01:36] And unfortunately, I found that out the hard way.

[39:01:38] A while ago, I was searching around and I somehow stumbled upon an oak log.

[39:01:42] No one has seen an oak log in years since trees don't exist in parkour civilization, so I had to try to take it.

[39:01:48] Stop right now!

[39:01:49] Oh no, I'm done.

[39:01:49] Oh no!

[39:01:50] You really thought you could break that without me noticing?

[39:01:52] What, were you gonna try to cheat parkour?

[39:01:54] No, sir, I didn't try to cheat.

[39:01:56] I just thought it would be super rare and I wanted to collect it.

[39:01:58] Stop talking! Give me two jumps now.

[39:02:00] Two jumps in a row?

[39:02:01] Okay, sorry sir, I'll do it right now.

[39:02:03] You know what? You seem a little too happy about two. Let's make it three.

[39:02:06] Oh no!

[39:02:07] I did three.

[39:02:08] You know what? Now let's make it four jumps in a row.

[39:02:10] Ah, four in a row? Come on!

[39:02:12] In parkour civilization, it should be no surprise that all punishments were just more forms of parkour.

[39:02:17] And that was the last time I ever tried breaking a block.

[39:02:20] You're lucky you got a light punishment.

[39:02:22] Don't forget you're at the bottom, so follow the rules.

[39:02:24] It's safe to say that if you're at the bottom level of parkour civilization, it's not exactly the best.

[39:02:29] But not everything in parkour civilization is that bad.

[39:02:32] For example, I was able to use parkour to buy the biggest house in the neighborhood.

[39:02:36] In parkour civilization, literally everything is parkour, and that means parkour has replaced money.

[39:02:41] Welcome. Choose which house you want to buy.

[39:02:43] It's pretty nice. In parkour civilization, all you have to do to buy anything is just make more parkour jumps.

[39:02:48] I'm not really sure why or how parkour works as a currency, but all I know is I basically bought a two-story house for free.

[39:02:56] Somehow when I was buying my house, I convinced myself to go for the ladder jump to buy the bigger house.

[39:03:00] It's crazy! It's crazy!

[39:03:01] Parkour jumps with trickier items like ladders are worth more. That's why this jump basically bought me a mansion.

[39:03:07] No way! Thank you for buying the big house!

[39:03:10] Let me take you right to it. Just follow me.

[39:03:12] Let's go. This is awesome. I just bought my first house.

[39:03:14] All houses in Parkour civilization are pre-built, and they all have one thing in common.

[39:03:19] It's a requirement that every single house has a Parkour jump inside to get to your bed.

[39:03:24] This is a way to make sure everyone in Parkour civilization Parkours everywhere they go, even inside the house.

[39:03:30] So, this is the neighborhood you'll be living in.

[39:03:32] You're the only two-story house here.

[39:03:34] So if you follow me, I'll give you a house tour.

[39:03:36] This is so sick! That ladder jump literally made me the richest one in the neighborhood!

[39:03:40] As you can see, you have a jump on the top floor and a jump on the bottom floor.

[39:03:44] Let me show you the upstairs, and then the house is all yours.

[39:03:47] Alright, I mean everything looks good. I just have to do this jump to my bed.

[39:03:50] Yeah, I think I got everything figured out.

[39:03:52] Perfect. Last thing, I just need to check if your parkour jump is good.

[39:03:55] How are you supposed to check if it's good?

[39:03:57] Wait, what the? Did this guy for real just jump off?

[39:04:00] Uh, I'm really confused. Is he alive? Why did he do that?

[39:04:03] All right, just wanted to confirm that your house is ready to move in. The guy did in fact die, so everything should be good.

[39:04:09] That guy seriously died?

[39:04:11] Yeah, don't worry about it. It's a part of the job. Enjoy your house.

[39:04:14] How is that a part of the job? What? No one really remembers how parkour civilization started.

[39:04:19] He died?

[39:04:20] Noobs down here at least think that the parkour pros were the ones who started it.

[39:04:23] But the truth is, I think I was the one who started it. For some reason, I can't remember the best, but I'm pretty sure this is how the story went.

[39:04:31] Yo, see what?

[39:04:33] Yo. Hello. Bro, you think I could get a diamond real quick?

[39:04:36] I was mining for like 3 hours and I only found 2 diamonds, I just want to make a diamond pickaxe.

[39:04:40] Uhhh, sorry. Don't have any to spare.

[39:04:43] Bro, come on, don't be like that, you were literally just holding one.

[39:04:45] Dude, just give me one and I'll pay you back later, I just need a pickaxe.

[39:04:48] Alright, fine. Give me one second. If you want a diamond, you gotta give me something.

[39:04:52] Alright, watch out. Back up for one second.

[39:04:54] Look, if you can make this 4 block jump, I'll pay you 1 diamond.

[39:04:57] Make this 4 block jump? Wait, why? Why are you gonna pay me to do parkour?

[39:05:01] What do you even gain from this?

[39:05:03] Uh, I don't know. I've just never-

[39:05:05] He started the civilization.

[39:05:07] I've seen anyone do it before. I'd pay to see it done.

[39:05:09] Okay, I'll take the offer.

[39:05:11] Ugh, this is so annoying.

[39:05:12] Alright, just give me a second. I know it's possible. I've done it before.

[39:05:15] I told you, bro. It's not possible.

[39:05:17] Just stop talking and watch. I'm gonna do it in like 30 seconds.

[39:05:21] And there we go. Finally. Look, I told you it was possible.

[39:05:24] No way. That was actually incredible.

[39:05:27] Alright, well, I got my money's worth.

[39:05:29] Let's go. I got paid for parkour.

[39:05:30] If you want, I can keep making more parkour for you to do, and I'll pay you for it.

[39:05:34] Are you kidding? Dude, totally. Alright, I'll be back here tomorrow, I guess.

[39:05:38] And this is basically how parkouring for money started.

[39:05:41] The next day I showed up to Seawat's house, he offered me way more diamonds this time,

[39:05:45] and he constructed an entire parkour course outside of his house today.

[39:05:49] But little did we know that this parkour course would completely change the way that the world works.

[39:05:54] Soon after this event, the parkour civilization began.

[39:05:57] Now that I think about it, there's kind of an unexplainable gap between those events and now, but oh well.

[39:06:02] Parkour check time. 30 seconds.

[39:06:04] Ugh, here's the gap. You know all that story? All the story you need? Yeah, no.

[39:06:09] Another beautiful morning and I have to parkour for some more raw chicken that will make me starve even more.

[39:06:14] Alright, alright, I'm here.

[39:06:15] One block for raw chicken, one block vertical for beef.

[39:06:18] I didn't give it to him. He just straight up said, just don't think about it.

[39:06:22] Pfft. I poked that shit.

[39:06:25] Considering my neighbor just died for going for the beef, I'm just gonna go with the chicken again.

[39:06:30] Keep in mind, there's a ticket event today. It's gonna be about 200 blocks west.

[39:06:34] This was huge news. If there actually was a ticket event today, I would need to go for the beef.

[39:06:38] Ticket events are usually far away, and I would starve by the time I got there if I chose the chicken.

[39:06:43] But luckily, I got the beef.

[39:06:44] No way! You made that jump? You might become a Parkour Pro one day.

[39:06:48] Wait, you really think I could rank up to be a Parkour Pro?

[39:06:51] Not a chance. You're a parkour noob. You guys never rank up.

[39:06:55] It's important to know that parkour pros have really big egos and they like to put down the parkour noobs.

[39:07:00] This was an important day. This was only the second time I've jumped for the beef and now I have a chance to earn a ticket.

[39:07:06] I'm not gonna lie if I was living or I'd die, like the first day.

[39:07:11] I suck at minecraft parkour. It's so bad.

[39:07:14] The ticket events are so risky because they're located so far away.

[39:07:17] If I wasn't paying attention, I could miss just one of these one block jumps and my entire

[39:07:22] challenge of becoming a parkour pro would be over.

[39:07:24] But luckily, I made it to the ticket event.

[39:07:27] When I got here, there were only three parkour noobs in line to do the parkour course.

[39:07:31] Most noobs don't even show up for the courses anymore because if you miss one jump, you

[39:07:35] end up like this guy.

[39:07:36] That's the first of eight if you want to get to be a parkour pro.

[39:07:40] I watched as the second noob fell to the void.

[39:07:42] Hey man, do you think you could go already?

[39:07:44] I don't know man.

[39:07:45] I'm kinda nervous I'm gonna fall.

[39:07:46] No, you don't need to be nervous. I'm sure you're fine. Oh, shoot. Okay. Never mind then.

[39:07:52] Before going for it, I wanted to study the parkour course. You see, every week the ticket

[39:07:56] challenge changes and it's completely random. And this week's course was extremely difficult.

[39:08:01] There was a two block jump to get to the ticket and if you get it, a two block jump

[39:08:05] to get out of it. Here's the thing about parkour civilization. Parkour can be used

[39:08:09] for anything. And that includes bribing parkour pros. Check this out. If I do a

[39:08:13] Parkour jump with the 360 will you replace one of the two block jumps with a one block jump?

[39:08:17] You want to do a one block jump with a 360 fine? There's no way you're gonna make it, but I'll accept let's go

[39:08:24] The parkour pro accepted by bribe and now I have another problem. I have to do a 360

[39:08:28] Have I even done this before?

[39:08:32] No way, I actually did it all right deals a deal right? I'm not gonna lie

[39:08:36] That was the coolest thing. I've seen a parkour new do well deals a deal here you go

[39:08:41] Let's go now there was only one to block jump in the course still got to make the first to block jump new yeah

[39:08:47] Yeah, whatever just let me do the course, bro. This was my best chance to fuck why am I?

[39:08:52] Why can't I stop watching this?

[39:08:56] Am I okay?

[39:08:57] I nearly earned a ticket if I actually get this ticket

[39:09:00] I could access the parkour temple and make my way up into a better life as a parkour pro

[39:09:05] There was no turning back now. I had to start the course

[39:09:08] I didn't really want to see him become a parkour pro!

[39:09:12] But somehow I got back to it.

[39:09:13] I want to see him become a parkour pro!

[39:09:15] This was life or death.

[39:09:17] I closed my eyes and I went for it.

[39:09:19] I expected to be falling thousands of feet per second into the void,

[39:09:22] but to my surprise, I was staying on the platform with the ticket.

[39:09:25] And thanks to the deal I made with the parkour pro,

[39:09:28] I only had a one block jump to get out of the course.

[39:09:30] This was life-changing.

[39:09:32] This was the first time I've ever received a ticket to access the parkour temple.

[39:09:36] And I promised myself that I would-

[39:09:37] I don't know if you guys watch Minecraft playthroughs like this, but I do.

[39:09:41] I like watching them specifically like the horror ones.

[39:09:45] There are a few horror Minecraft ones that I like to watch where it's like it's narrated

[39:09:50] like a horror movie and it's just so good.

[39:09:52] I can't stop watching them and it's...

[39:09:57] It could be pretty funny.

[39:10:00] I wasn't going to waste it.

[39:10:01] I named my way over to the Parkour Temple.

[39:10:03] I was in a good spot.

[39:10:04] I had three full hunger bars, which is the most hunger a parkour noob can have.

[39:10:08] This was it. There was no better time, no more perfect time, to try making the parkour course to rank up to a parkour pro.

[39:10:15] I walked up to the hoppers in the ground, and I saw a few, like, horror island ones that were really good.

[39:10:20] There was one that I saw that was really good, but what was the name of it?

[39:10:24] It was, like, this one mod pack. I think it's called, like, Into the Fog or something, and that was, that was pretty, I saw a video about that one.

[39:10:32] That was pretty good, too.

[39:10:33] And I threw in my ticket after a few seconds the invisible barrier that guards the parkour temple was down

[39:10:40] And now of course I had to make sure I didn't fail the one block jump to actually get inside the temple

[39:10:45] I made the one block jump successfully and now I was officially inside the temple.

[39:10:49] Yeah me too. I get into phases. Have you guys ever like gotten into like the whole phase of like watching

[39:10:55] long play Minecraft videos of people building with like

[39:10:58] Like the fucking weather sounds is like raining and then like low-fly music in the background.

[39:11:05] While you're playing Minecraft.

[39:11:14] Temple. This was it. This was the moment I've been waiting for my entire life.

[39:11:18] This was the parkour course that no parkour noob has ever beaten.

[39:11:22] If you miss any of these jumps, you'll either die from fall damage or fall directly into the board.

[39:11:27] But I've come too far and I've practiced too much to have that happen.

[39:11:31] I wasn't just going to be another parkour pro that fails this course, I was going to be the first one to rank up and become a parkour pro.

[39:11:38] My journey to becoming a parkour pro.

[39:11:40] Yeah, yeah, it goes really long, like 9 hour videos.

[39:11:43] There's a few of them, there's a comfy Minecraft long play where it's like,

[39:11:47] especially I really like the cute aesthetically pleasing ones where it's like,

[39:11:51] building a cherry wood neighborhood while lo-fi music plays in the background,

[39:11:57] and rain sounds and it's like super cute and like a bunch of like cute little pink blocks everywhere and

[39:12:04] oh yeah the snowy ones are so good too when they're walking in the snow uh walking in Minecraft

[39:12:10] snow and you hear like the oh starts now uh hey wake up you want a chance to eat today or what

[39:12:19] all right let's get this over with what happened hurry up and do the parkour new down here in

[39:12:25] Parkour prison even the sales of one low price if you miss a single jump or if a parkour pro catches you not jumping for 30 seconds

[39:12:33] You'll be thrown into the lava. All right. I gotta ask you want to do a diagonal jump to reduce your prison sentence time

[39:12:39] Most parkour noobs would never take

[39:12:45] Parkour prison my entire life if there was any chance I could get out sooner

[39:12:49] I was gonna take it that was unexpected in grass

[39:12:52] You've earned one day off your prison time. That means you go from 49 years in 320 days.

[39:12:59] How did he get into prison? Hold on, that just happened so fast. Wait, I'm so confused.

[39:13:04] How did he go into prison?

[39:13:06] The one to rank up to become a parkour pro.

[39:13:09] The one to rank up to become a parkour pro starts now.

[39:13:12] But he fell. Oh, so that's what happens.

[39:13:16] When you fall, you get thrown in prison.

[39:13:19] Hey, wake up. You want a chance to eat today or what?

[39:13:22] Alright, let's get this over with.

[39:13:24] Let's go!

[39:13:25] I already opened the box for the new-

[39:13:26] He got him dying! But he doesn't!

[39:13:27] I'm here in Parkour Prison, even the cells have one block jumps.

[39:13:30] If you miss a single jump, or if a Parkour Pro catches you not jumping for 30 seconds, you'll be thrown into the lava.

[39:13:37] Alright, I gotta ask, do you want to do a diagonal jump to reduce-

[39:13:40] I swore I was sick a couple months back and I watched an entire cathedral build 4 or 5 hours or so-

[39:13:44] Oh my god!

[39:13:45] That- Are you me?

[39:13:47] Most parkour noobs would never take this deal diagonal jumps are just a risk, but I wasn't just gonna sit in park

[39:13:54] I want to build a big ass cathedral so bad

[39:13:58] My entire life if there was any chance I want to do like the cathedral that I did on QSMP on

[39:14:05] The re-show drill. I think I might do it. I might do the cathedral again

[39:14:10] Because I want to do it so bad. I should took me so long sooner

[39:14:14] I was gonna take it that was unexpected congrats. You've earned one day off your prison time

[39:14:20] That means you go from 49 years and 320 days 49 years and 319 days left

[39:14:27] And this is how my life

[39:14:29] Wait someone made the blood born cuz oh my god they made the blood born in Minecraft

[39:14:38] We just wanted to like just start like a single player like world and just build as much as you can just like fill it up with like shit

[39:14:46] that you won't like. I dream about that all the time.

[39:14:49] But the next 49 years in Parkour Prison. That is, unless I find a way to get to that portal

[39:14:54] and make my way back to Parkour Civilization. Parkour Prison is located directly under the

[39:14:59] bottom layer of Parkour Civilization. If a Parkour noob misses any jump, they fall

[39:15:04] into the void and end up here. And the only way back to Civilization is to spend

[39:15:08] 50 years here without failing a jump. 50 years without failing a jump? Okay so

[39:15:13] At first he thought that you died, but you don't. When you fall, you go to parkour prison.

[39:15:18] Before I was sent here, I nif-

[39:15:20] It's like never ending parkour life!

[39:15:22] ...vernued this place existed.

[39:15:23] And I was so close to becoming a parkour pro.

[39:15:26] My entire life, I've been training for one goal, and that's to go to the temple of parkour,

[39:15:31] and complete the impossible course to rank up to become a parkour pro.

[39:15:35] I had everything. I earned the ticket to get inside the temple, and I had enough-

[39:15:39] Yeah, I saw somebody made Earth, like, in Minecraft pro.

[39:15:42] I've seen so much cool stuff, I think somebody made like the solar system, I was pretty impressed with it.

[39:15:47] Move to make the journey, but when the time came, I failed the first jump, and now I'm dead.

[39:15:52] What the... where am I?

[39:15:55] Welcome to Parkour Prison, or as most noobs call it, their worst nightmare.

[39:15:59] If you'll just follow me, I'll take you right to yourself.

[39:16:02] Parkour Prison? What is this place? I don't get it, how am I still alive?

[39:16:07] Hey, and uh, just make sure you don't miss any of these one block jumps because if you fall in the lava, you will die for real this time.

[39:16:14] Oh, yeah, not a problem. I've never missed a one block jump in my life.

[39:16:17] What I didn't get is why Parkour Prison existed.

[39:16:20] Instead of letting the Parkour noobs just fall into the void, somehow this massive structure was made under the void to catch us.

[39:16:27] But, why?

[39:16:28] Wow.

[39:16:28] Alright, dude, this is your cell. Go on in.

[39:16:31] All of the cells in Parkour Prison were separated by a three block gap, meaning once I went inside this cell,

[39:16:37] I would never be able to escape, but that wasn't going to stop me from trying.

[39:16:40] Make sure you're doing at least one jump in your cell every 30 seconds.

[39:16:44] If one of us catches you not to-

[39:16:46] One jump in your cell every 30 seconds for 50 years?

[39:16:52] Ugh, that's truly hell.

[39:16:54] Big- You're not making it out of here.

[39:16:56] Just minutes before this, I was about to rank up to be a Parkour Pro,

[39:17:00] and now I'm in the most dangerous place in Parkour civilization.

[39:17:04] As far as I'm concerned, I'm the only noob right now in Parkour Prison.

[39:17:08] My guess is most of them by now fell in the lava.

[39:17:10] Wait, there's actually someone here.

[39:17:12] Let's go, I'm not alone down here.

[39:17:13] Wait, why does this guy look familiar?

[39:17:16] He's been my neighbor for five years.

[39:17:17] No!

[39:17:18] Why didn't he try going for the beef?

[39:17:20] No way, it is my neighbor.

[39:17:21] Neighbor!

[39:17:22] I'm so glad I'm not alone down here.

[39:17:24] I just-

[39:17:24] No!

[39:17:25] Dude, what is wrong with this guy?

[39:17:26] Alright, he has to be doing it on purpose at this point.

[39:17:29] The only thing that's better about-

[39:17:30] Oh my god, he's dead for real!

[39:17:32] No!

[39:17:34] Fish instead of raw chicken.

[39:17:36] Hey, noob, let's go.

[39:17:37] You've been selected for parkour testing.

[39:17:39] Be down there in 30 seconds.

[39:17:41] And this is one of the not so good parts about prison.

[39:17:43] The random parkour testing.

[39:17:45] Bro, wait, you didn't even fill in this gap!

[39:17:47] Ah, man, now I gotta do another one block jump.

[39:17:49] If you're a prisoner here, the only thing you hope for

[39:17:52] is that you don't get selected for random parkour testing.

[39:17:55] Every few days, the pros will pick a noob at random

[39:17:57] to test out a new course they've built.

[39:17:59] This time, the course I was selected for had fence parkour.

[39:18:02] If I failed to make this one lock fence jump, I wouldn't be coming back.

[39:18:06] Let's go, we don't have all day, get on the course!

[39:18:09] Yes sir, I'm going right now.

[39:18:11] The worst part about these random courses is that they intentionally use harder blocks for the jumps.

[39:18:15] The pros know that the noobs have almost no experience with fence jumps, but they build them anyways.

[39:18:20] Alright, testing complete. Back to your cell in 30 seconds.

[39:18:23] By some miracle, I was able to get past this week's random testing course.

[39:18:27] But what about the next week, or the week after that?

[39:18:29] There's gonna be some day when they build a jump that I can't do.

[39:18:32] And I need to get out of here before that happens.

[39:18:34] Luckily, I've been thinking of a plan to make my escape.

[39:18:37] Back in parkour civilization, I used parkour to bribe one of the pros.

[39:18:41] And now, I was gonna do it anyway.

[39:18:42] You can do it again!

[39:18:42] Hey, guard!

[39:18:43] What do you want, noob?

[39:18:44] I got something to show you. Can you come over here?

[39:18:46] This better be worth my time.

[39:18:48] Or I'm not feeding you tomorrow.

[39:18:49] Okay? What?

[39:18:50] Oh, nothing really. I just wanted to ask you if I could pay you in, uh...

[39:18:54] Three diagonal jumps in a row for five minutes of free time?

[39:18:57] Three in a row?

[39:18:59] Yep. Three in a row. What do you think?

[39:19:01] You're definitely not making that, but it's not like I care anyways. Sure.

[39:19:05] Like always, Parkour can be used to get out of any situation, but now I had one chance to make three diagonal jumps in a row, or else I was dead.

[39:19:13] Come on. One, two, three!

[39:19:16] Oh wait, I actually did it!

[39:19:18] Okay, five minutes of free time, but you better be back in yourself by the time I get back.

[39:19:23] But I've worked. Now I had five minutes to roam around Parkour Prison to see if I could find a way to escape.

[39:19:28] I had no clue what was going to happen to me after I escaped, but I didn't have time to think about that right now.

[39:19:33] When I jumped around the prison, I noticed someone doing the random testing course.

[39:19:37] Wait, is that who I think it is?

[39:19:39] No, you don't need to be nervous, I'm sure you're fine.

[39:19:41] Oh!

[39:19:42] No, wait, is the guy who failed the ticket event in front of me?

[39:19:45] That guy was nice. I hope he clutches up these glass jumps and makes it back to civilization.

[39:19:49] Oh no!

[39:19:50] Strange about this testing course. Why were they using glass for parkour?

[39:19:54] Glass jumps aren't even a thing at the parkour noob level.

[39:19:57] If noobs have never done glass jumps, why would they use them to test the force?

[39:20:01] I just gotta get out of here.

[39:20:02] I bet you're trying to think of a plan to escape, right?

[39:20:04] What? Escape? What are you talking about?

[39:20:07] I would never try to escape.

[39:20:09] You're not? I was gonna take you to the portal, but if you don't want to...

[39:20:13] This obviously seems like you're trying to set me up.

[39:20:16] What? It's not a set-up.

[39:20:16] It's a trick! Don't fall for it!

[39:20:17] No one says you have to stay here.

[39:20:19] You can leave at any time.

[39:20:20] Just follow me and I'll take you there.

[39:20:22] I'm 99% sure I'm being led into a trap, but it doesn't matter.

[39:20:25] If he gets me close to the portal, I'll try to improvise.

[39:20:28] If this guard was leading me into a trap, I couldn't see what it was.

[39:20:31] He was already getting me so close to the portal.

[39:20:34] At this point, I was just gonna have to take a chance and hope that he was telling me the truth.

[39:20:38] I was now five blocks away from going back to Parkour civilization.

[39:20:41] You can leave now, if you accept the terms that you can never earn a ticket to rank up to become a Parkour pro for the rest of your life.

[39:20:48] Wait, you're saying if I go back to Parkour...

[39:20:50] It can never be a Parkour pro?

[39:20:55] Parkour civilization now? I can never be a Parkour Pro?

[39:20:59] That's correct. Or you can wait out the remainder of your 49 years here in prison.

[39:21:03] So this was the catch. I could leave Parkour Prison right now, but in return I could never become a Parkour Pro.

[39:21:09] Or I could try to survive here for another 49 years. It wasn't worth it to stay. I needed to get out of here.

[39:21:15] Okay, I've made my decision. I'm gonna go back.

[39:21:18] So you accept? Good luck.

[39:21:20] This was it. The work was done. I escaped Parkour Prison. But at what cost?

[39:21:25] Leaving now meant that I would be new for the rest of my life.

[39:21:28] When I went through the portal, I was brought back into parkour civilization.

[39:21:32] The portal spawned me at the entrance of the temple of parkour.

[39:21:35] This was probably the last time I would ever step foot in this temple.

[39:21:38] I had my chance to rank up to become a pro and I failed.

[39:21:42] Now I can never earn a ticket ever again.

[39:21:44] You know, it's not the worst thing in the world.

[39:21:46] Now I can just go back to my ordinary life in parkour civilization.

[39:21:50] You know, now that I think about it, it's not the worst situation in the world.

[39:21:53] I mean, at least I still have my mansion.

[39:21:55] Wait, who is this?

[39:21:56] I still own this house, right?

[39:21:58] No you don't.

[39:21:59] This house no longer belongs to you.

[39:22:01] Ms. Parkour Newb just purchased this new mansion.

[39:22:02] He lost his house?

[39:22:04] You'll have to leave now.

[39:22:05] Wait, wait, wait. This guy just bought my house?

[39:22:07] How can he do that?

[39:22:08] Well, you fell and went to Parkour Prison.

[39:22:11] So you lost the house.

[39:22:12] When you were down there, Ms. Parkour Newb bought it.

[39:22:14] Bro, really?

[39:22:15] Wow, so I really don't own this house anymore.

[39:22:17] Well, this guy just bought...

[39:22:19] Uh...

[39:22:20] Okay, it's for sale now.

[39:22:21] Let's go so I can move back into my house.

[39:22:24] After you buy it again, sure.

[39:22:25] Wait, really? Are you serious? I have to buy it again?

[39:22:28] I went back to the shop to go buy my mansion again, but while I was at Parkour Prison, something bad happened.

[39:22:33] The prices for houses in my neighborhood went way up.

[39:22:36] Now, if I wanted to buy my mansion, I would have had to pay for it with a two-block jump.

[39:22:40] It was too risky. I was gonna have to find somewhere else to live.

[39:22:43] Fortunately, I found another shop that was selling woodhouses.

[39:22:46] A bit of a downgrade from the stone house, but it was all I could afford.

[39:22:49] I could either do a one block fence jump for a small house, or a one and a half block stair jump for a large house.

[39:22:55] I figured if I'm going to be living on the new level for my entire life, I might as well buy the big house.

[39:23:00] Luckily, escaping Parkour Prison gave me the confidence to make the jump easily.

[39:23:04] Now, I got a mansion in a new neighborhood where, not to my surprise, everyone fell into the void, so it's just me living here.

[39:23:10] The house was definitely a bit of a downgrade from my previous mansion, but it's still a two-story house and it has a painting,

[39:23:16] Which is something you don't really see that often in parkour civilization.

[39:23:19] I just keep wondering what my life would have been like if I actually made it to the pro civilization.

[39:23:25] Now, I don't think I'll ever figure out what it looks like up there.

[39:23:27] I just wish that-

[39:23:28] Whoa!

[39:23:29] What?

[39:23:30] What's that?

[39:23:30] When I went to sit in my chair, I backed up against the wall and there was nothing behind me.

[39:23:34] This thing was covering something.

[39:23:36] I walked through the painting and it revealed a secret door.

[39:23:39] For some reason, this house I bought had some hidden passage.

[39:23:42] Whoever made this was obviously trying to hide something.

[39:23:45] But what was it?

[39:23:46] There was a ladder that led to the bottom floor, and when I got down there, I found a man.

[39:23:51] Somehow, there was already someone living here.

[39:23:53] By their leather boots, I could tell it was a parkour noob.

[39:23:56] This was obvious assumption.

[39:23:58] I went to go leave, but then...

[39:23:59] Wait! Don't leave!

[39:24:01] The man spoke to me. He said he's been watching me.

[39:24:04] I watched you enter the temple of parkour. I think you have what it takes to wear it up.

[39:24:08] I'm sorry, man. I think you're confused. I can never earn a ticket anymore.

[39:24:12] I'm gonna be a parkour noob forever.

[39:24:14] No, there is still a way I can get you a ticket.

[39:24:17] Wait, wait, wait. What are you talking about?

[39:24:20] When I was younger, I earned myself a ticket, but I'd never use it. Instead, I hid it far, far away.

[39:24:25] The old man said it wasn't his destiny to rank up to be a pro, but it was mine.

[39:24:30] He brought out a compass, and he threw it to me.

[39:24:32] He told me that if I followed this compass, I'll find the hidden ticket.

[39:24:35] This was the second chance I was looking for.

[39:24:37] No, so he's gonna find the hidden ticket?

[39:24:38] I know of knowing whether the old man was telling the truth or not, but at this point, I had nothing to lose.

[39:24:43] Maybe this works, maybe it doesn't.

[39:24:45] All I know is that I wasn't done with parkour civilization just yet.

[39:24:49] Come on, just one jump at a time and I should be there soon.

[39:24:52] Where do you think you're going?

[39:24:53] Oh, this can't be good.

[39:24:55] This is a parkour checkpoint.

[39:24:56] Why do you want to leave parkour civilization?

[39:24:58] If the pro found out why I was really out here, I might go back to parkour prison.

[39:25:02] I was gonna need an excuse.

[39:25:04] I, uh, just wanted to practice my two block jumps.

[39:25:07] Listen, noob. Out there, you'd never survive.

[39:25:09] Besides, what do you need to practice for?

[39:25:11] You can never rank up, buddy.

[39:25:13] Despite my convincing story, it didn't work.

[39:25:15] I was in big trouble now.

[39:25:17] Following this compass is the only possible way I can make it up to the Parkour Pro civilization.

[39:25:22] I was gonna have to try something else.

[39:25:24] I told you to go home.

[39:25:25] What if I paid you with a backwards jump?

[39:25:27] A backwards jump?

[39:25:28] A backwards jump?

[39:25:29] At least he's listening and now we get one chance at this.

[39:25:31] Oh my god, I actually made it.

[39:25:33] That was crazy.

[39:25:34] Wait, no that was crazy.

[39:25:36] Move aside and let me try this.

[39:25:38] You got it.

[39:25:38] Just make sure you jump far enough.

[39:25:40] Oh shoot.

[39:25:41] That was not my plan.

[39:25:42] I thought he was just gonna let me pass.

[39:25:44] Uh, alright, well I guess that works.

[39:25:46] Now that I made it past the parkour checkpoint, it was time to go searching for the hidden ticket.

[39:25:51] That's assuming that the ticket I'm looking for is even real.

[39:25:53] After the mysterious old man gave me this compass, and told me that it would lead to a ticket to rank up to parkour pro civilization,

[39:26:00] I immediately started preparing for the journey, because this time, I wasn't gonna fail.

[39:26:05] The biggest problem I had to solve was my food supply.

[39:26:08] Parkour noobs only get fed once a day, and if this compass was taking me far away,

[39:26:12] There was no way I would survive on the raw chicken so for the past week

[39:26:16] I've been doing the beef jump every single morning and for the rest of the day

[39:26:19] I tried not to parkour at all so I could save the food, but that's when I almost got caught hold up

[39:26:24] What was that sound? Oh, no, I'm starving. This is good. Why are you taking damage? Are you starving?

[39:26:31] Starving no, I'm just in pain because I love parkour so much and I wish I could do it all the time

[39:26:38] Oh man, sorry to hear that. Yeah, love hurts.

[39:26:40] Well, hope you feel better.

[39:26:41] By some miracle, the Parkour Pro bought my excuse.

[39:26:44] If the pros stayed around for any longer, I might have starved to death.

[39:26:48] I had to eat the piece of beef that I had just jumped for, but it didn't matter.

[39:26:51] I had already prepared enough.

[39:26:53] By rationing my food, I was able to save up four pieces of beef for the journey.

[39:26:57] I had no clue whether this would be enough food to survive the trip,

[39:27:00] but the old man said I had everything I needed,

[39:27:03] so I guess I was just gonna have to trust him again.

[39:27:05] Now, it was time to go searching for the ticket.

[39:27:08] Crossing this line of stone means I'm heading into the parkour outskirts.

[39:27:12] No noob, including myself, has ever been out here.

[39:27:15] And probably for a good reason.

[39:27:17] All I know is that the further away you get from parkour civilization,

[39:27:20] the more dangerous the jumps become.

[39:27:22] Already, I was starting to see huge chunks of parkour missing.

[39:27:25] No one knows how the outskirts came to be like this.

[39:27:28] Or at least no one down here knows.

[39:27:30] Unfortunately, the compass kept taking me further.

[39:27:33] We so busted into hell.

[39:27:37] and further away from parkour civilization. The old man must have hid the ticket out here knowing

[39:27:42] that no parkour pro would ever go this deep into this region. I was running out of time. I had

[39:27:47] already been jumping for hours and now I'm down to one piece of raw beef left. And still I found

[39:27:53] nothing. That was until I saw- You're gonna make an anime about this one day.

[39:27:56] ...awesome thing in the distance. I had no way of knowing but I had a feeling that this

[39:28:01] was what I was looking for. In all my time here in parkour civilization I have never seen

[39:28:05] anything like this. This couldn't be a coincidence, which means I was gonna have to go parkour

[39:28:10] to the top. I haven't really prepared for anything like this. Vertical jumps don't

[39:28:14] exist naturally down here. The only place I've seen vertical jumps is when I jump for

[39:28:19] food. Luckily, I made it to the top without falling into the void. I didn't see

[39:28:23] anything at first glance, but when I pulled out my compass, I was in the right place.

[39:28:27] I didn't get it. The compass was pointing me to the exact block I was standing

[39:28:31] The ticket shouldn't be here unless the old man hid the ticket out of sight and put it underground

[39:28:37] If I broke this grass block and a parkour pro catches me

[39:28:41] I would for sure be going back to prison for life this time

[39:28:44] But if I'm gonna have any shot at making it up to the parkour pro civilization, I'm gonna take that chance

[39:28:49] Well, here goes nothing. I broke the block and underground there was a chest

[39:28:53] I couldn't believe it. I'd actually found the ticket, but when I opened the chest something was wrong

[39:28:59] There was no ticket to be found, just a barrier.

[39:29:02] The old man lied to me.

[39:29:04] There was no ticket to get up to the pro-civilization.

[39:29:06] Why would he send me all the way out here to get a barrier block?

[39:29:10] This didn't make any sense.

[39:29:11] The old man knew I would risk my entire life for a ticket,

[39:29:14] but he set me up.

[39:29:16] There had to be some explanation for this.

[39:29:18] Well, if I'm lucky to survive the trip back,

[39:29:20] I can ask him why he sent me all the way out here just to get a barrier block,

[39:29:24] which is also illegal to have.

[39:29:26] By some miracle, I made it back to the parkour checkpoint without falling.

[39:29:29] Hey, you! You were the last one to see the pro stationed here. What happened to him?

[39:29:34] Oh, I, uh, well, I showed him a backwards jump and then he tried it for himself and then fell.

[39:29:39] You? A backwards jump? Are you serious?

[39:29:42] Uh, yeah?

[39:29:44] Okay, now I have to try. So you just go backwards?

[39:29:46] Oh, okay, and he's gone too. Am I gonna be blamed for this?

[39:29:51] For jumping, I made it back to my house and no parkour pro has caught me with the barrier block.

[39:29:55] Now, it's time to ask this program why in the world he sent me out there to retrieve this.

[39:30:00] Alright bro, are you gonna explain to me why the-

[39:30:02] What the-

[39:30:03] When I got down to the basement, the old man was nowhere to be found.

[39:30:06] All that was left was a hole in the ground.

[39:30:09] Did he jump into the void on purpose?

[39:30:11] I don't understand what's going on.

[39:30:13] But that's when I paid attention to the item that was left on the ground.

[39:30:16] I knew what it was before I even picked it up.

[39:30:19] It was a ticket to rank up to become a parkour pro.

[39:30:22] The old man had it on him the entire time, but still sent me to retrieve the barrier block?

[39:30:28] The old man wanted me to find this barrier for a reason.

[39:30:31] And now, this was the sign that I was ready to rank up to become a parkour pro.

[39:30:35] It was time to head to the parkour temple.

[39:30:37] I made my way back to the place that I never thought I'd step foot in again.

[39:30:41] The place where no parkour noob in history has ever made it out alive.

[39:30:45] I went ahead and ate my last piece of beef.

[39:30:48] Just like last time, I was in such a perfect spot.

[39:30:50] 3 full bars of Honda is exactly what I need to make it to the top.

[39:30:54] The barrier guarding the temple was up, so I threw in my ticket and the entrance to the

[39:30:58] parkour temple was now open.

[39:31:00] All I had to do now was do something that I totally never do and that's fail one block

[39:31:04] jumps.

[39:31:05] Okay, I made the first jump, that's always a good sign.

[39:31:07] This time around was different.

[39:31:08] I wasn't gonna let the pressure get to me.

[39:31:10] I was gonna be the first noob to ever rank up to the pro civilization.

[39:31:14] Ah no, looking at this jump is giving me flashbacks.

[39:31:17] My journey to becoming a parkour pro started now.

[39:31:20] Is he gonna do it?

[39:31:21] No. This time was different. I successfully made the first jump, and for the first time

[39:31:26] in-

[39:31:27] How does this have an 8.7 on a- wait, what?

[39:31:36] My life, I was actually on the parkour course. Now, all I had to do was just take it one

[39:31:41] jump at a time. The first section was the stone blocks. So far, I've only encountered-

[39:31:46] When I- when I- when I went on YouTube to look for this video, the first things

[39:31:50] pop out are these essay videos like this is a masterpiece and then a video of

[39:31:54] Ludwig watching it one block vertical jumps but there were nothing I couldn't

[39:32:01] handle even though I had been on the course for a good amount of time I was

[39:32:05] still ways away from making it to the top after I've had the 8.7 out of 10 on I

[39:32:10] section I moved on to the stone slab section slabs aren't too common in the

[39:32:16] new level of parkour civilization but listen this from what I gather

[39:32:22] watching this this video has the elements of a good story you know it's

[39:32:28] like it has elements of a good story a lot of parkour mentioning a parkour

[39:32:36] over and over again but it does have the good elements of a story something

[39:32:39] that a lot of times movies and TV shows today are lacking which is why a lot of

[39:32:45] shit is failing these days and I also heard the Joker two suck balls

[39:32:50] This section wasn't too hard, but it was the next section I was worried about the stair jumps this next jump

[39:32:56] I had to complete was by far the hardest jump I've ever seen it was a two-block jump

[39:33:00] But I had to go up half a block, but I didn't come all this way

[39:33:05] But I jumped too early

[39:33:11] Yeah, bro, everybody I've looked I've checked all over Twitter and

[39:33:22] Every reaction is that is bad

[39:33:24] Early, I thought this was it, but by some miracle, a block below me broke my fall, and

[39:33:39] I only took two and a half hearts of damage, but that was too close to call.

[39:33:42] If I was even the slightest bit off, I could have been all the way down there in the void.

[39:33:46] On my second time around, I made the jump.

[39:33:49] That stair jump ascended-

[39:33:50] They said it's flopped as bad as more- more- more- more- more- more- more- more-

[39:33:56] I got a more-

[39:33:57] I got a more-

[39:33:58] And now, I'm on a stone wall.

[39:34:00] I got a more-

[39:34:01] I almost never seen at the new level, but fortunately, I didn't see anything that had a one-block jump for the rest of the way.

[39:34:07] All I had to do was sneak and stay on the course, and that's when I got to the point when the jump stopped.

[39:34:12] I was so high off the ground now that I knew I was at the end.

[39:34:15] It climbed up the stairs until I was face-to-face with the entrance to the Parkour Pro civilization.

[39:34:21] This was it! I was about to be the first noob in history to rank up, but then the realization hit me.

[39:34:26] hit me. The last jump to get to the Parkour Pro civilization was a three block jump. It was

[39:34:32] impossible. This was why no noob has ever ranked up to become a pro. The course was impossible

[39:34:37] to begin with. But then I remembered the barrier. This is what the old man wanted me to lose

[39:34:42] a course. The barrier! I knew the course was impossible. And he wanted to give me a chance

[39:34:46] to rank up. I placed down the barrier block and I made the two block jump.

[39:34:50] Yeah! He did it! He did it! I was the first noob in history to ever complete this course.

[39:34:55] No one at the bottom level knows what society is like up here, and I was gonna be the first one to figure it out.

[39:35:00] What was it gonna be like? Was I actually gonna be able to see the sky?

[39:35:05] Well, I guess we'll find out. I walked up to the stone walls, and the doors open, revealing a room

[39:35:10] I've never seen anything like before. I turned the corner, and I saw a parkour pro just standing there.

[39:35:15] Uh, hi.

[39:35:16] What the? Who are you? Where did you come from? I'm the only one working here.

[39:35:21] I came from the noob level. I just beat the course and ranked up.

[39:35:26] Wow. Um, I was not expecting this. I'm not sure what to do here.

[39:35:30] Uh, just go over there and throw your leather boots into the lava.

[39:35:33] Alright, time to get my iron boots.

[39:35:35] Yes sir, now I'm ranked up. A noob by the name of Evbo.

[39:35:39] Yes sir, I'll keep an eye on him.

[39:35:41] And that was it. That was the last time I would ever wear leather boots again for the rest of my life.

[39:35:46] From the looks of it, I only had one more lava jump to go.

[39:35:49] But this time, there were dispensers.

[39:35:51] I got up and jumped over the lava, and I was equipped with iron boots.

[39:35:55] I was officially a Parkour Pro.

[39:35:57] Is it a Parkour Pro? No, yeah!

[39:36:00] Barrels, what is this for?

[39:36:01] It's for food. You only have to pay one jump for two steak here.

[39:36:04] Only a one-block jump for food? That's amazing!

[39:36:07] I opened the barrel to see something that I've never seen before.

[39:36:10] Cooked meat? In all of these.

[39:36:13] In my entire life living on the new level, I've never seen a piece of cooked beef.

[39:36:17] And now as a Parkour Pro, I could fully replenish my hunger bar.

[39:36:20] And that meant I could sprint now.

[39:36:22] Oh man, this is crazy!

[39:36:23] It's so crazy for them!

[39:36:24] Congratulations on becoming a parkour pro.

[39:36:27] You can now head up those steps and begin your life in parkour pro civilization.

[39:36:31] Those were the exact words I wanted to hear.

[39:36:33] This is it. When I walk up these steps, I will be at the top level of parkour civilization.

[39:36:37] When I walked into the temple, I immediately saw massive statues.

[39:36:41] These statues looked like they were showing the parkour noobs and the parkour pros.

[39:36:45] They even had their boots on.

[39:36:46] This place is insane. I've never seen anything like this.

[39:36:50] I mean, look at these statues.

[39:36:52] What the? Gold boots?

[39:36:54] Who wears gold boots?

[39:36:56] This doesn't make any sense.

[39:36:58] Parkour God!

[39:36:59] What is this?

[39:37:00] Whoa, diamond boots!

[39:37:02] Am I not at the top of parkour civilization?

[39:37:04] You're not at the top.

[39:37:06] Hey, parkour delivery.

[39:37:08] Let's go, my parkour delivery is here.

[39:37:10] Now that I'm a parkour pro, I can get parkour delivered to my house.

[39:37:14] Hey, did you order parkour construction to this house?

[39:37:17] Yes sir, that's me.

[39:37:18] I ordered the uh, six block tall slime jump to my bedroom.

[39:37:21] Sounds good. Where do you want it built?

[39:37:23] Uh, let's see. I think this would be a good place for it. You think you can build it right there?

[39:37:27] Oh, sure. I can make that happen.

[39:37:29] To think just a few days ago I was a parkour noob and now I'm getting custom parkour jumps installed in my house is crazy.

[39:37:36] This look good?

[39:37:37] Yep, I think it's perfect. Hey, thanks man for parkouring all the way out here.

[39:37:40] Sure. You got my payment?

[39:37:42] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. It was four one blocks in a row, right? Okay, one, two, three, four.

[39:37:47] Thank you very much and my tip your tip really don't tell me you thought you weren't gonna tip me if you're a park

[39:37:54] That tip when you buy something. I hope I make this. Oh, that was close. Oh, wow a 360

[39:38:06] That payment for the jump installed in my house if I missed any one of those jumps

[39:38:10] I would have fallen back down to the park on new level and my journey to become a pro would have been for nothing

[39:38:15] But I won't say it wasn't worth it because now I can practice slime jumps any time I want inside of my house.

[39:38:21] And this is how my new life is as a pro in parkour civilization.

[39:38:25] No parkour noob at the bottom level knows what life is like up here.

[39:38:28] Except I was the only one to rank up and become a part of parkour society.

[39:38:32] To rank up to a parkour pro, I had to be the first noob in history to beat an impossible parkour course.

[39:38:38] But I got to the top, I got my iron boots, and I was officially a pro.

[39:38:42] I thought I had made it.

[39:38:43] Good job, bro!

[39:38:44] I'm so happy that he made it!

[39:38:50] But he's not at the top!

[39:39:03] Oh my god!

[39:39:06] What's the point, bro? What's the point? Just stay at level 1!

[39:39:10] Why are you at the good...

[39:39:11] Two block jumps now for your whole life!

[39:39:14] Frank, I realized they were almost like one block jumps.

[39:39:16] Something about the pro level felt different.

[39:39:19] Maybe it was the fact that when I was a noob, I would see-

[39:39:21] I feel like the pros were never noobs.

[39:39:23] Dirt in the sky, but now there's nothing above me.

[39:39:26] And that's when I looked back at the parkour temple.

[39:39:28] There was still a world above me, and now it was way higher up.

[39:39:32] But there was something else that was different.

[39:39:34] I was staring down at the house I used to live in.

[39:39:36] When I was down on the noob level, I would look up and all I would see is dirt.

[39:39:40] But somehow on the pro level, I could look down, and I could only assume that the same goes for the layer above me.

[39:39:45] Now that I was adjusted to my surroundings, it was time to go searching for a place to buy a house.

[39:39:49] That was assuming that life would still work like that up here.

[39:39:52] This is a huge metaphor, like, it's very high thought. This is a high-thinking piece, okay?

[39:39:57] Took a look around, all I saw were the same identical buildings.

[39:40:00] Maybe this time I'm going to study this video.

[39:40:02] But that's when I found a building that looked different, and it definitely didn't look like a house.

[39:40:06] When I walked inside the building, sure enough, it was a shop to buy a new house.

[39:40:10] Hey, aren't you the new who ranked up?

[39:40:12] That would be me.

[39:40:13] Oh yeah, I thought it was you.

[39:40:14] I'm selling houses today. Choose one you want to buy.

[39:40:16] Let's go. It's time to buy my first house as a Parkour Pro.

[39:40:20] Let's see what these prices are.

[39:40:21] I can get one house for a two block jump.

[39:40:23] Oh, that's super cheap.

[39:40:24] Alright, what is this one over here?

[39:40:26] I can get one house for a 2.5 block jump.

[39:40:29] Okay, that's a little more expensive.

[39:40:31] And this last one is one house for a three block...

[39:40:34] Wait, why are these all the same?

[39:40:35] All of these options are for the same house!

[39:40:37] Oops, busted.

[39:40:38] Heh heh, I was trying to get a little more profit.

[39:40:41] Why would anyone fall for it?

[39:40:42] Since there was only one house to buy, I obviously went with the cheapest option and bought my first house with a two block jump.

[39:40:48] Congrats on buying your first house as a parkour pro. Let me take you to it.

[39:40:52] Let's go! Since all the houses were identical, it was no surprise that I got one that looked like this.

[39:40:57] Everybody gets an identical house, unlike the new Breville where people get sizes. Everybody's house is the same!

[39:41:05] They're all set to move in.

[39:41:06] Feel free to call the Parkour delivery service if you want your jumps changed.

[39:41:09] A Parkour delivery service?

[39:41:11] Let's go! Being a Parkour pro is awesome!

[39:41:14] The living room in my house had two one block jumps,

[39:41:16] and the entire house itself was three stories tall.

[39:41:19] Oh my god, you can't be-

[39:41:20] He wants to air it! Everybody's watching this today!

[39:41:23] Did they get to my bed on the top floor?

[39:41:25] Hey! It's your neighbor! Can I come in?

[39:41:27] Oh, uh, sure. Thanks.

[39:41:29] Why are the channels so special?

[39:41:31] You're the noob who beat the course and ranked up.

[39:41:33] Uh, yep. That's me.

[39:41:35] I'm the first one to do it, I guess.

[39:41:37] I can't believe you're my neighbor. That's crazy.

[39:41:39] Well...

[39:41:41] So that just means everybody who's a pro was never a noob if he's the first one in history to do it?

[39:41:46] You probably have questions about life up here, right? Anything you want to know?

[39:41:49] Uh, yeah, one actually. Uh, what happens when we fall?

[39:41:53] What is the punishment for missing a jump at the pro level?

[39:41:55] You go down the level. If you miss a jump, you'll be a noob, and you'll have to beat the course again.

[39:42:00] Okay, so I can never fall, noted?

[39:42:02] So, who are the people above us then?

[39:42:05] What's above a pro?

[39:42:06] Oh wait a minute, what about the pros that fell...

[39:42:10] down there?

[39:42:11] Maybe they just go to prison, they don't go down a level, maybe.

[39:42:15] It's probably best I just show you.

[39:42:17] Here, come with me.

[39:42:19] My neighbors started telling me everything there was to know about parkour civilization.

[39:42:23] He brought me back to the parkour temple where all the statues were.

[39:42:26] He explained how parkour civilization starts at the new level,

[39:42:29] and at level 2 you become a parkour pro.

[39:42:32] Then, there were the parkour masters.

[39:42:34] If you were lucky enough to rank up,

[39:42:36] you get gold boots and you become a master.

[39:42:38] My network said that parkour masters never come down to the pro level.

[39:42:42] But if they do ever come down, it's a parkour pro's nightmare.

[39:42:45] He said the parkour masters are ruthless.

[39:42:47] And then, he walked over to the largest statue.

[39:42:50] The one with the diamond boots.

[39:42:52] He said that this was the parkour champion.

[39:42:55] He said that most people down here don't even believe that the champion is real.

[39:42:58] But the stories say there can only be one parkour champion.

[39:43:02] Whoever that was lives at the top of parkour civilization.

[39:43:05] Which means if I was gonna make it to the top, I would have to become a parkour champion.

[39:43:09] My first day as a parkour pro was strange.

[39:43:12] For once no one was at my door making me parkour for food.

[39:43:15] But then the question was how do I get food now or what do I even do?

[39:43:18] I saw that there was another pro going somewhere so I decided to follow him.

[39:43:22] Soon after I saw another pro going in the same direction.

[39:43:25] Which meant they were probably heading to something important.

[39:43:28] After jumping for a few minutes, I saw what they were heading to.

[39:43:31] They were all heading to this massive structure in the distance.

[39:43:34] When I got closer, I saw that there was a bunch of parkour pros lined up for something.

[39:43:38] Whatever this place was, these parkour pros were willing to do two block vertical jumps to get here.

[39:43:44] Fortunately, I didn't take any of these jumps and I made it into the line.

[39:43:47] I must have woken up late to whatever this was because I was the last one to show up.

[39:43:52] At this point, I didn't know if that was a good thing or a bad thing,

[39:43:55] But that's when I saw what everyone was waiting in line for.

[39:43:58] There was a dispenser at the end of the structure.

[39:44:00] The pro in front of me picked up two items, but the only thing I saw them holding was a piece of paper.

[39:44:05] What could be so valuable about that piece of paper that people would wait in line this long for?

[39:44:09] When it was my turn, I clicked the button, and I got a piece of steak.

[39:44:13] So this is how the parkour pros get food.

[39:44:15] Then I received the piece of paper.

[39:44:17] Farmwork 15 minutes.

[39:44:17] The paper said farmwork equals 15 minutes.

[39:44:20] And this is when I realized how-

[39:44:21] Their jobs!

[39:44:23] Our life was different on the pro level of parkour civilization.

[39:44:26] Instead of parkouring for food like the noobs do, the pros parkour for work.

[39:44:30] Just like the guy who sold me my house, the guards in parkour prison,

[39:44:34] or even the pros that fed me every day.

[39:44:36] They were all just completing their daily tasks that they got from this piece of paper.

[39:44:40] And now for my first daily task, I was assigned to work on the farm.

[39:44:44] Before this, I had never seen an animal in parkour civilization,

[39:44:48] but this is the place they were all kept.

[39:44:50] This place was responsible-

[39:44:53] You have to be a pro is crazy for feeding all of the parkour pros and all of the parkour nudes

[39:45:00] In a pro they tell you what jobs you have to do. You have no freedom

[39:45:05] Should be no surprise that in parkour civilization even the animals had to do a parkour

[39:45:10] My daily task meant that I had to watch all the animals that did the parkour course

[39:45:19] Oh, man, this job is terrible. Now. I'm just gonna have to watch a cow fall off and

[39:45:23] What? What the? Oh my god, this cow is cooking! How did he even do that?

[39:45:27] The Parkour Pros only eat the meat from the animals that complete the Parkour Courses.

[39:45:32] They say it enhances your Parkour abilities, as for the other-

[39:45:35] You can only eat the Parkour animals!

[39:45:37] Animals that don't make the course? Well, that's where the meat comes from on the noob level.

[39:45:44] And some noobs gonna have to eat that.

[39:45:46] The noob-

[39:45:47] Pros do their daily tasks for a reason.

[39:46:17] Once you've completed the task that you got on your piece of paper, you take it to the training grounds.

[39:46:22] This place is basically the only reason parkour pros are incentivized to work.

[39:46:26] This is because this is the only place in parkour civilization where you can practice parkour without worrying about falling to the lower level.

[39:46:33] The entrance to the training grounds is blocked by a barrier, and the only way in is to throw in your slip of paper once you've completed the work.

[39:46:40] The daily task I completed gave me 15 minutes of practice time.

[39:46:44] That meant for the next 15 minutes I could practice any parkour jump I could possibly think of.

[39:46:49] Here you have the ability to build any parkour jump you want, but with this being my first day as a parkour pro

[39:46:54] I didn't even know what I needed to practice so I just decided to do the jumps that people left here

[39:46:59] It seemed like a lot of the pros were practicing fence jumps which are jumps

[39:47:03] I had little to no experience on but what's there for the most is what I saw over here

[39:47:07] Someone was practicing not one, but multiple three block vertical jumps

[39:47:12] It almost seemed impossible to do even one

[39:47:14] But if someone was practicing these jumps, that could only mean-

[39:47:17] Well, you gotta practice your glass jumping.

[39:47:19] One thing, that the way up to become a parkour master would be nearly impossible.

[39:47:24] If I was gonna have any shot at ranking up to become a master,

[39:47:27] I was gonna have to spend much more time in here practicing.

[39:47:30] Ah, another beautiful day and I don't have to wake up to either raw chicken or raw beef.

[39:47:35] Even though I've only been here for a few days, I feel like I haven't really enjoyed myself yet.

[39:47:39] I mean, for once in my life, I don't even have to go outside to parkour for food.

[39:47:43] I don't even have to grab my piece of steak.

[39:47:45] I'll still have full hunger for dates.

[39:47:47] And now, instead of being bullied by all the parkour pros like I was down at the noob level,

[39:47:52] I can just do anything I want and no one's here to punish me.

[39:47:55] Hey, you wanna come with me to get our daily jobs?

[39:47:57] I don't wanna be late.

[39:47:59] Uh, yeah, I don't think I'm gonna do my daily task.

[39:48:02] I think I'm just gonna chill the day, honestly.

[39:48:04] Uh, what?

[39:48:05] What do you mean you're gonna chill?

[39:48:06] You're not gonna get your daily tasks?

[39:48:09] Are you sure about that?

[39:48:10] What? I mean, no one says we have to, so what's the problem?

[39:48:13] I don't know. I just have never seen anyone not do this.

[39:48:17] He's challenging the status quo. He's challenging the status quo! Everybody's just been wo-

[39:48:26] Daily task.

[39:48:27] Well, maybe I'm teaching the parkour pros that they don't have to parkour all the time.

[39:48:32] But later that day, I realized I made a huge mistake.

[39:48:35] Uh, what in the world is that sound?

[39:48:39] Bro, come on. I was just trying to sleep. Who keeps making that horn noise?

[39:48:43] Dude, hurry.

[39:48:44] You gotta get out of here now. Follow me and make sure you don't miss a jump.

[39:48:47] Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on? Be late for what? Wait, where are you going?

[39:48:51] I started parkouring in the direction that my neighbor was going.

[39:48:54] And that's when I saw a bunch of parkour pros lined up standing completely still.

[39:48:59] I had no clue what was going on, but I followed my neighbor and soon I got in line with all of the other parkour pros.

[39:49:05] No one was saying anything. Hey, can anyone tell me what's going on?

[39:49:08] Dude, don't say anything and look straight ahead.

[39:49:11] Why? Can't someone just explain what's happening?

[39:49:14] But that's when it happened. Not too far ahead, someone dropped down from the sky.

[39:49:18] It was a parkour master.

[39:49:19] Master!

[39:49:20] One of you was supposed to design a new course, but someone didn't do their task.

[39:49:24] Oh no!

[39:49:25] Oh no, I'm done for. Why does this have to be me?

[39:49:28] I watched as the parkour master interrogated each and every one of the parkour pros, knowing that sooner or later, he was gonna show up where I was.

[39:49:36] You.

[39:49:37] What was your task?

[39:49:38] My task? I, uh, I was selling houses to noobs on the bottom level.

[39:49:43] Ha ha ha! Someone already did that task. Prepare for a parkour battle.

[39:49:47] A parkour battle?

[39:49:50] The parkour battle.

[39:49:51] Parkour battle?

[39:49:52] This is just great. Why does my first parkour battle have to be against a parkour master?

[39:49:57] For my first attack, I'm attacking you with a three block jump.

[39:50:01] Okay, a three block jump? That's doable. I think I can survive this round.

[39:50:05] In parkour civilization, it should be no surprise that people fight each other with more parkour.

[39:50:10] If someone attacks you with a jump and you don't make it, you pay the price.

[39:50:13] Oh, this isn't good. I'm already down four hearts.

[39:50:16] Ha ha ha! I gave you an easy one, but I guess this is going to be over faster than I thought.

[39:50:21] Get ready for my next attack.

[39:50:22] Oh, God!

[39:50:23] Don't worry about parkour battles as you can't even attack your opponent until you defend one of their attacks.

[39:50:28] And by the looks of this next jump, I probably won't be attacking the parkour master at all.

[39:50:33] Your turn. Four blocks by three blocks, diagonal jump.

[39:50:36] Alright, here goes nothing. One, two, three, four, one, two, three.

[39:50:40] Oh man, this is so far! How did he do this first try?

[39:50:43] I was hoping I would get lucky, but luck wasn't on my side.

[39:50:46] The second attack hit me, and I was down to two hearts.

[39:50:49] Haha, this is too fun for me.

[39:50:51] One more attack, and you'll be gone forever.

[39:50:54] The Parkour Master was right. If I failed to defend one more attack, it's game over for me.

[39:50:58] All I could hope for now is that the Parkour Master failed this last jump.

[39:51:02] That way, I could actually have a chance to attack.

[39:51:04] No way he makes this first trap. Oh god. He made it. This is it for you parkour pro

[39:51:09] Oh, no block vertical jump to decide your fate

[39:51:12] This was it my entire journey in parkour civilization came down to this one jump and it was a three block

[39:51:18] Vertical jump I thought when I ranked up to become a parkour pro my days of parkouring to survive were over

[39:51:24] But I soon realized I knew nothing about parkour society even as a pro

[39:51:28] I wasn't even close to being at the top of parkour civilization the parkour pros were the workers of society every day

[39:51:34] We would get a new daily job to complete and I found out the hard way what happens

[39:51:38] I thought he thought being a pro would be everything he ever wanted

[39:51:42] He thought being a pro would be the best experience

[39:51:44] He thought he would be riding on easy street, but it turns out being a pro sucks

[39:51:48] If you skip your job because the one day my daily task a parkour master came down and challenged me to a parkour battle

[39:51:55] And now I have to do the hardest jump I've ever done in my life if I want to live

[39:52:00] This was it. All my work to rank up to become a parkour pro was gonna be for nothing if I didn't make this jump

[39:52:06] But at least I was gonna die trying. I took a deep breath and I jumped. What? Is this real?

[39:52:12] We did it!

[39:52:13] I did it! I made a three block vertical jump!

[39:52:15] Ha ha ha! You just bought yourself five more minutes of time, but we both know your fate. Get ready to attack me.

[39:52:22] The parkour master was right. All I did was buy myself a little time.

[39:52:25] How was I gonna be able to do a jump that the parkour master couldn't do and if I make it too easy?

[39:52:30] The parkour master will just get another chance to attack me

[39:52:33] I got lucky last time

[39:52:34] But I don't think I'd survive another attack from the parkour master for my first attack

[39:52:39] I built a one-block jump and I did a 360 maybe just maybe there was a chance this would work Wow a 360

[39:52:46] I've never done that before but if you did it can't be that hard. Let's go

[39:52:50] He's never done it before I needed him to fail this jump

[39:52:55] What is this by some miracle my attack against the parkour master was successful

[39:53:00] I think I found his weakness. He couldn't do a 360

[39:53:07] For my next attack I built a

[39:53:10] Never even made this jump before but my entire life depended on it

[39:53:13] I jumped and I successfully made a two-block jump with the

[39:53:17] 360!

[39:53:17] This is ridiculous!

[39:53:19] How are you doing these jumps?

[39:53:21] I watched as the Parkour Master tried to defend against my attack,

[39:53:24] but once again, the 360 was too difficult for him.

[39:53:27] This can't be possible. How are you beating me?

[39:53:30] Now, both the Parkour Master and I were at two hearts.

[39:53:33] The next person to land an attack would win the Parkour Battle.

[39:53:36] Alright, you ready for a three-block jump with a 360?

[39:53:39] No, stop. I yield. You win the Parkour Battle.

[39:53:42] What? Are you serious? No way.

[39:53:44] I actually won the parkour battle? Somehow I beat a parkour master.

[39:53:49] Because you beat me I have something that can help you rank up to become a parkour master.

[39:53:54] I could become a parkour master? The master said that the course to becoming a parkour master would be impossible.

[39:54:00] But he had something that could help me along the way.

[39:54:03] Maybe he quit because if he lost like for real for real, he would get sent down to be a parkour pro or back to noob!

[39:54:11] He pulled out an item and threw it on the ground.

[39:54:14] I went to pick it up and I figured out that it was a totem of undying.

[39:54:18] He said somewhere in the course there was a jump that I won't survive and I'll know

[39:54:22] it when I see it.

[39:54:23] He told me to go attempt the course to rank up and find this jump.

[39:54:26] He said to find any information about the secret to completing that jump because

[39:54:31] if I can figure out how to make the jump, I could rank up to become a parkour master.

[39:54:36] This was insane.

[39:54:37] Today I didn't even know parkour battles existed and somehow I won my first battle not just against anyone

[39:54:43] But a parkour master and now I actually have a reason to go back to the parkour temple and try to do the course to

[39:54:49] Become a parkour master

[39:54:51] I didn't like thinking about the fact that that wasn't the course to rank up

[39:54:54] That was just the path to get up to the temple, but I wasn't going to make the journey up the temple just yet

[39:55:00] Not only did I need to

[39:55:02] I needed to do my daily task.

[39:55:04] Watching him at two arts is like giving me anxiety.

[39:55:07] I wasted my life after missing one day of work, so I wasn't going to do that again.

[39:55:11] And today my task was feed noobs.

[39:55:14] I realized after all this time I've been a parkour pro, I've never made my way back down to the noob level yet.

[39:55:19] I wonder if anything's changed down there since I ranked up.

[39:55:22] If you're a pro in parkour civilization and you fall, you'll lose your rank and become a noob again.

[39:55:27] But you can still go down to the lower level. There's just a different way.

[39:55:31] This is the first time I had been back to this part of the parkour temple since I ranked up,

[39:55:35] and now that I was a pro, I had access to a different doorway that I'd never seen before.

[39:55:39] This new path led to a giant staircase that would take me back down to the new level.

[39:55:44] If I missed one of these jumps, I would for sure die, but fortunately,

[39:55:47] one block jumps are too easy for me now that I'm a parkour pro.

[39:55:51] When I got to the bottom, I collected everything I needed in order for me to complete my daily task.

[39:55:55] It's crazy to think that I'm still the only one to have ever completed this course,

[39:55:59] But the barrier I used still should be there, so maybe someone else will.

[39:56:03] This is so strange. I once lived in this neighborhood. That was once my mansion.

[39:56:07] And now as a Parkour Pro, I can see what it really looks like from down here.

[39:56:11] When I lived here, I was the only one that lived in my neighborhood.

[39:56:14] Or at least the only one left. So does anyone live here anymore?

[39:56:17] Hello? Anyone home? Okay, I guess not.

[39:56:21] Maybe someone bought my mansion? I don't know. Uh, hello? Anyone here?

[39:56:24] Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.

[39:56:26] Oh, no way. Someone actually does live here.

[39:56:28] Alright, time to set up the jumps.

[39:56:29] Let's see, one block jump for raw chicken,

[39:56:31] and then the one block vertical jump for raw beef.

[39:56:34] Oh shit, he's awesome, man!

[39:56:36] I'm actually doing this job now.

[39:56:37] Alright, mandatory parkour check.

[39:56:38] Aw, crap!

[39:56:39] It's you!

[39:56:40] You're a parkour?

[39:56:41] Oh!

[39:56:51] You just at my house?

[39:56:52] Yeah, you delivered my parkour to me.

[39:56:54] So, what happened?

[39:56:55] What do you think happened, genius?

[39:56:57] You just paid me a huge tip, and I was so happy!

[39:57:00] And then I fell out the front door!

[39:57:02] Hey, man, well, you know, I ranked up so you could too.

[39:57:04] Alright, so now you have to choose your jump.

[39:57:06] I think I don't know what to do already. Just let me jump for my food and peace.

[39:57:10] Hey, I feel like I remember being in a situation that was just like this.

[39:57:14] You really think I could rank up to be a Parkour Pro?

[39:57:17] Ha! Not a chance! You're a Parkour Noob!

[39:57:19] And you think you're so good now. Just wait till I rank up.

[39:57:23] Oh shi-

[39:57:23] AHH!

[39:57:24] Oh man, that sucks.

[39:57:25] Dang, now he has to spend another 50 years in Parkour Prison.

[39:57:29] Oh well. After only finding two noobs to feed,

[39:57:31] I went back to the other neighborhood where I found the old man.

[39:57:34] It just seemed so weird that he disappeared out of nowhere.

[39:57:37] I wanted to see if there's a chance that he came back.

[39:57:40] But when I got to the house, a parkour master walked out the front door.

[39:57:43] Luckily, I wasn't spotted.

[39:57:45] What was a parkour master doing all the way at the noob level?

[39:57:48] And why did he come from this house?

[39:57:51] When I thought the coast was clear, I made my way over.

[39:57:53] This couldn't be a coincidence.

[39:57:55] This is the only house I've seen with a secret room,

[39:57:57] and now a parkour master shows up here?

[39:58:00] Does the master even know about the secret room?

[39:58:02] I went to go inside, but something is wrong.

[39:58:04] There was no-

[39:58:05] The sticking one is gone!

[39:58:07] It was gone.

[39:58:08] I was sure this was the right house.

[39:58:10] That Parkour Master must have came here to block up the entrance.

[39:58:13] I sat there thinking about why the Parkour Master would do that.

[39:58:16] But nothing made sense to me.

[39:58:18] But that didn't matter to me right now.

[39:58:20] Now that I finished my daily task,

[39:58:21] it was time to try the course to rank up to become a Parkour Master

[39:58:25] and find this impossible jump.

[39:58:27] I got back up to the pro level, dropped off my daily task paper,

[39:58:30] and got ready to climb the Parkour Temple.

[39:58:33] Now, I had one thing to worry about, and that was making this initial course to get into the temple.

[39:58:38] I wasn't worried about falling. I was worried about wasting my totem of Undyne.

[39:58:42] The Parkour Master said that I would not survive the impossible jump,

[39:58:45] so if I got to that jump with no totem of Undyne, then this entire journey would be for nothing.

[39:58:51] I scaled my way up to the side of the parkour town until I got to the very top.

[39:58:55] Most of the jumps were two block vertical jumps, but towards the end, I had to make this three block jump.

[39:59:01] Now, I couldn't afford to make any mistakes.

[39:59:03] That's when I made the last jump, and I was inside the parkour temple.

[39:59:07] What's crazy is that none of those jumps were a part of the real course to rank up.

[39:59:11] This was the real course.

[39:59:13] THAT'S THE REAL COURSE!

[39:59:14] At first glance, I was seeing blocks I've never seen used in parkour.

[39:59:17] TREES!

[39:59:18] But I was expecting that.

[39:59:19] There's a reason why almost no pros even attempt this course, and that's because it's so dangerous.

[39:59:24] Fence jumps, trapdoor jumps, and ladder jumps?

[39:59:28] The jumps just kept getting harder and harder the more I looked at it.

[39:59:30] But I wasn't here to rank up.

[39:59:32] All I was here to do was find the impossible jump that the Parkour Master told me about.

[39:59:37] If I find this jump and study it like he told me to, maybe I have an actual chance of becoming a Parkour Master.

[39:59:43] I climbed to the top of the ladder, and now I was really at the start of the course.

[39:59:47] Any fall from this height would result in death.

[39:59:49] And of course I have to do fence jumps as the very first section.

[39:59:53] I held up my totem up and dying, and I climbed on the course to begin.

[39:59:56] Fence jumps were my worst nightmare, but so far I've made three in a row.

[40:00:00] But I soon realized that's all I needed to do because I think I found the impossible jump.

[40:00:06] What is this jump? Is this a four block vertical fence jump?

[40:00:10] There's no way this is the right way, right?

[40:00:11] But there was nowhere else to go.

[40:00:13] This was clearly the right path, but this jump was...

[40:00:16] It had to be impossible.

[40:00:18] Well, the master gave me a totem for a reason.

[40:00:20] I attempted the jump, but got nowhere close to even making it.

[40:00:23] That was it. That was my one chance to use the totem of Undyne.

[40:00:26] And I was just hoping that was the jump he was talking about.

[40:00:29] Now, I had to study the jump, and I knew just the way to do that.

[40:00:33] Fortunately, it was my neighbor who was working as the parkour delivery service today.

[40:00:37] Hey, I need a jump built in my house, follow me, I need to show you what it looks like.

[40:00:40] Alright, so for the jump I need built, it's kind of a little ways away.

[40:00:44] Oh man, is the parkour jump all the way up there?

[40:00:47] Uh, yeah, it's fine, I'll tip you good, just follow me.

[40:00:50] I brought my neighbor all the way up into the parkour temple and showed him the jump I wanted him to build.

[40:00:55] Since the jump was complicated, he placed down a block that copies every block on this jump.

[40:01:00] And after paying for his services, I now have this impossible parkour jump inside my own house.

[40:01:05] Now I can structure this jump every single day.

[40:01:08] It turns out the jump was a three block vertical jump, but with the fences, it turns into a four block.

[40:01:14] It was actually impossible.

[40:01:16] So what was I missing here?

[40:01:17] I couldn't just practice this jump because parkour civilization was,

[40:01:21] they all jumps inside your home must have a risk of dying.

[40:01:24] So, practicing wasn't gonna be my best option.

[40:01:27] Ah, this doesn't make any sense.

[40:01:28] I'll think about it tomorrow, I guess.

[40:01:30] I was gonna leave it, but that's when I slipped.

[40:01:32] No!

[40:01:33] For my entire life, I've been parkouring to survive.

[40:01:36] That's how any of us survive.

[40:01:37] If you don't make the jumps, you pay the price.

[40:01:48] But no matter how many people I've seen fall,

[40:01:50] that never stopped me from believing that I could parkour all the way to the top of society.

[40:01:55] I can't believe it!

[40:01:56] I was the first to ever rank up to become a parkour pro.

[40:01:58] I beat a parkour master in my first parkour battle,

[40:02:01] And I even found the impossible jump that the Parkour Master told me to look for.

[40:02:05] The worst part is, is I was so close.

[40:02:07] I actually thought I could be a champion one day.

[40:02:09] But one jump can change everything.

[40:02:11] No!

[40:02:12] I thought I was dead.

[40:02:13] Until I was.

[40:02:14] Wait, what?

[40:02:15] How am I alive?

[40:02:16] My journey in Parkour civilization should have ended.

[40:02:19] I was supposed to die there, but a barrier block caught my fall.

[40:02:23] This barrier block had to have been placed by someone, right?

[40:02:26] Unless it wasn't.

[40:02:27] The guy who came to deliver parkour used a device that copied every single block from the impossible jump.

[40:02:33] That had to be it. The barrier was from the impossible jump.

[40:02:37] This is what the parkour master wanted me to find.

[40:02:40] It was the way to get past the impossible jump.

[40:02:42] And now that I know about it, I can actually rank up to become a parkour master.

[40:02:47] There's a barrier block!

[40:02:48] I couldn't believe it.

[40:02:50] Just a few minutes ago, I was about to fall down back to the noob level and become a parkour noob forever.

[40:02:56] And now I'm preparing to rank up again to become a parkour master.

[40:03:00] Alright, let's see what my daily task is today. Parkour course building, okay?

[40:03:04] Definitely cannot skip that.

[40:03:06] The last time I tried skipping my daily task, I was assigned to parkour course building.

[40:03:10] And that resulted in a parkour master challenging me to a parkour battle where I barely survived.

[40:03:15] So I'm not gonna do that again.

[40:03:16] So far, this was the first time I've done a daily task that was located in parkour prison.

[40:03:21] And the only way to get there is by jumping in the void.

[40:03:23] And for since I escaped this prison, I've never been back, and now we're back.

[40:03:27] Now? Oh, finally we're here.

[40:03:28] I thought you were never gonna show up.

[40:03:30] The Parkour Masters want another glass course made, and make sure you don't make the jumps too easy.

[40:03:35] You have to make the glass course! There's only two noobs left in Parkour Prison, so I'll just grab one of them to do the course.

[40:03:39] There's only two noobs left in Parkour Prison? I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

[40:03:43] In Parkour Civilization, the Parkour Pros are responsible for building new Parkour courses for the Parkour Masters.

[40:03:49] And since the Pros would never want to try these courses on their own,

[40:03:52] The prisoners of parkour prison are used instead.

[40:03:54] No way, it's you again!

[40:03:56] And you think you're so good now.

[40:03:58] Just wait till I rank up.

[40:03:59] Oh, shoot!

[40:04:01] I'm sorry, man, but I don't think they're going to do random parkour testing today.

[40:04:04] Why can't you pick the old guy?

[40:04:05] He's like 100 years old.

[40:04:07] Look, man, I don't make the rules.

[40:04:08] You just gotta do the course.

[40:04:09] This is too easy.

[40:04:10] I'm making it out of here.

[40:04:12] No, no!

[40:04:12] Oh, no!

[40:04:13] He's gone for real this time.

[40:04:14] All right, daily task completed.

[40:04:16] One step closer to becoming a parkour master.

[40:04:19] May you save us all, F-Bo.

[40:04:21] After a few more days of completing more daily tasks, I was getting closer to attempting the course to rank up to become a master.

[40:04:28] I had been planning this out carefully. I wasn't just going to go into the hardest part of my course of my life unprepared.

[40:04:34] I had saved four of my daily task papers to take to the parkour training grounds.

[40:04:38] As a parkour pro, each daily task you complete gives you 15 minutes of practice time.

[40:04:43] Since I saved up, I have now one hour to practice as much parkour as I could.

[40:04:47] This would probably be one of the last times I could parkour without worrying about the dire.

[40:04:52] Because once I stepped foot into the parkour temple to become a master, there would be no turning back.

[40:04:57] All of this preparation is relying on the fact that there actually is a secret path to get past the impossible jump.

[40:05:03] But I've come too far and I've been through too much to give up now.

[40:05:06] I have to believe there's a way to rank up.

[40:05:08] I've tried practicing every jump that I remembered from the parkour temple.

[40:05:12] Most of the jumps I saw were either fences, trapdoors, or ladders.

[40:05:16] and I used my entire time in the training grounds practicing those jumps.

[40:05:19] By the end of the hour, I felt like I had unlocked parkour abilities I've never had before.

[40:05:24] I was speedrunning through fence jumps and trap door jumps easily.

[40:05:27] Three block jumps weren't even a challenge for me by the end of my training.

[40:05:31] And that's how I knew that it was time to head to the parkour temple

[40:05:34] and do the course to become a parkour master.

[40:05:37] Yes, sir. He's heading to the parkour temple now.

[40:05:39] Don't worry, sir. I have something planned.

[40:05:41] I can promise you he's not making it out alive.

[40:05:43] This was it. It was time to start the journey at the Parkour Temple.

[40:05:47] The last time I made this climb, I had a totem of Undying for a second chance.

[40:05:51] But this time around, there would be no second chances.

[40:05:53] This was my last and only run.

[40:05:55] If I don't make every single one of these jumps in the Parkour course,

[40:05:59] this would be the last view I ever have of Parkour civilization.

[40:06:02] But that's how Parkour life is.

[40:06:04] You either rise or you fall.

[40:06:06] You can never finish a place.

[40:06:07] And I had decided that I was going to be the one to rise.

[40:06:10] I got to the top of the ladder, and it was time to start the parkour course.

[40:06:14] Any fall from this height would be the death of me.

[40:06:16] But the fence jumps weren't what I was worried about.

[40:06:18] It was this. The impossible jump.

[40:06:20] This is when I find out if the secret path is real or not.

[40:06:24] I studied where the barrier block was in my house.

[40:06:26] If I wanted to land on the barrier, I would have to walk off the fence.

[40:06:29] If I jumped, I would miss the block.

[40:06:31] And that's assuming it was even there.

[40:06:33] But there's only one way to find out.

[40:06:35] I walked off the ledge, and I was alive.

[40:06:37] Was here. The secret path was real.

[40:06:40] Now, I knew it was possible. It was possible to control a parkour master.

[40:06:44] I looked around for where to go next, and I saw the outline of a barrier three blocks to my left,

[40:06:48] and I saw the staircase of barriers that would lead up back onto the parkour course.

[40:06:53] I've never done invisible parkour before, but there's the first time for everything.

[40:06:56] I made the three block jump, and I was on the secret path.

[40:06:59] I didn't understand. Did someone make the secret path,

[40:07:02] or was the course designed like this from the beginning?

[40:07:04] Either way, however the secret path got there, it got me back on the course.

[40:07:08] And now, I'm just gonna have to make every jump first try.

[40:07:11] Thankfully, I got past the fence section, but now I was on the trap doors.

[40:07:14] Trap doors were only a quarter of the size of a regular block,

[40:07:18] meaning if I missed the jump by even a little, it would be game over.

[40:07:21] This next jump was a three block diagonal jump.

[40:07:23] I didn't practice this jump, but I made it.

[40:07:26] I had made it past the trap doors, but now I was on the regular doors.

[40:07:30] I had almost no experience with door jumps, but I knew I had to be careful.

[40:07:34] If I wasn't paying attention and I opened one of the doors the wrong way,

[40:07:37] I could get knocked off, and there would be no totem of Undying to save me this time.

[40:07:41] The jumps kept getting harder and harder, and each jump I felt like I was barely hanging

[40:07:45] the bench.

[40:07:46] But it didn't matter, as long as I was staying on the course.

[40:07:49] One by one, I kept making the jumps, and I was getting higher and higher off the ground.

[40:07:53] The last door jump was a three and a half block jump.

[40:07:56] It was far, but it wasn't going to be the jump that stopped me from ranking up.

[40:07:59] I didn't like thinking about the fact that this course had no room for error.

[40:08:03] When I ranked up before, at least the close had a chance to potentially make a jump.

[40:08:07] But here, there was nothing that could save me.

[40:08:09] Luckily, I made it past the door section, and now, I was onto the ladder section.

[40:08:13] Everything was going smoothly, until I found something I've never seen before.

[40:08:17] Is this jump even possible?

[40:08:19] This is a two-block vertical jump.

[40:08:21] I've never seen this jump before, but I figured it had to be possible.

[40:08:25] I went for it, and I made it.

[40:08:26] And that's when I saw one of the hardest jumps I've ever seen.

[40:08:29] Oh no, this could be the end of me.

[40:08:31] Come on, please hang on!

[40:08:32] That was too close. I was inches away from slipping off the ladder, but by some miracle

[40:08:36] I was still on the course now. I was parkour on fully grown trees

[40:08:40] I didn't even know trees still existed in parkour civilization, but I didn't have time to focus on that right now

[40:08:46] I was looking at the line and I realized I was almost at the top I was actually gonna do it

[40:08:51] All right, where do I jump to now? What the what is going on?

[40:08:56] I

[40:08:57] I was too late to realize I opened my eyes and I was still on the tree with two hearts left. What happened?

[40:09:03] Was that a part of the course?

[40:09:05] That is impressive. I thought the TNT would do the trick, but you just want to stay alive. What the who are you?

[40:09:11] What are you doing here? I'm so confused. What is going on?

[40:09:14] Oh, please don't tell me you thought you were gonna rank up. You? You were a noob. You don't belong up there.

[40:09:19] You could never be a parkour master. You belong at the bottom level. You were a noob.

[40:09:24] You were born to be one and you'll always be one and now I gotta finish the job prepare for a parkour battle

[40:09:30] Oh god a parkour battle is not what I need right now

[40:09:32] I only have two hearts left that means if I fail to defend any parkour attack

[40:09:37] That will be the end of me and to think I actually had a chance of ranking up say goodbye to parkour civilization

[40:09:43] The battle starts now. I attack you with a two-block diagonal vertical jump whoever this was severely underestimated me

[40:09:50] I've beaten a master in a parkour battle and I sure wasn't gonna get out to a jump like that

[40:09:54] There's no point in fighting back. Your fate is inevitable.

[40:09:57] I didn't listen to the Parkour Pro. I knew that as long as I could parkour, I was still in this.

[40:10:02] Now, I couldn't afford to play it safe. I needed an attack that would finish him once and for all.

[40:10:07] And that meant doing a jump I've never done before. Come on.

[40:10:10] 360, baby.

[40:10:12] Please make it- Oh, I did it!

[40:10:14] Backwards!

[40:10:15] What was that? What was that jump?

[40:10:17] Well, that would be a two-block downwards backwards jump.

[40:10:19] Wait, sorry I messed up. It's actually a two-block downwards backwards diagonal jump.

[40:10:23] jump. This was it. The pro lined up at the edge of the block and jumped backwards.

[40:10:27] Come on, please! No!

[40:10:29] I did it! I won the parkour battle! But against who?

[40:10:32] Yeah!

[40:10:33] A parkour pro? Why was another pro trying to attack me? And why did they not want me to

[40:10:38] rank up? What was all that stuff he was saying about how he was born to be at the bottom?

[40:10:42] There was too much to think about, but I had to set that aside because now I still

[40:10:46] had to worry about surviving the parkour course. And not even just the parkour jumps.

[40:10:50] Who knows if there are more traps waiting for me ahead?

[40:10:52] I took a look at the rest of the course.

[40:10:54] I could see the final stretch of jumps, and all I had to do now was a SLIME BLOCK JUMP.

[40:11:00] Let's go!

[40:11:01] All the days I was using my custom SLIME BLOCK JUMP to get to my bed, we're just practiced

[40:11:04] for this moment.

[40:11:05] I jumped, and I made it.

[40:11:07] Now I was standing on one of the final jumps of the course, and I could see the

[40:11:11] doorway up ahead.

[40:11:12] And now we're the three block vertical jumps, but I've been practicing for this moment.

[40:11:16] I used my momentum to do all five jumps in a row.

[40:11:19] less than 10 jumps I would be a parkour master. Now I was at a tricky park. I've never even

[40:11:24] seen chain jumps before. But compared to surviving a surprise attack and parkour battle it was

[40:11:29] nothing to me anymore. I made the final chain jump and I was one jump away from becoming

[40:11:34] a parkour master. This was it. This was what everything was leading up to. The old man

[40:11:39] that helped me, the parkour master, made me the totem. They all wanted me to make

[40:11:43] it to this point. And I wasn't going to let them down. I jumped and I did it.

[40:11:47] Yeah!

[40:11:49] So we did it, I turned around and looked at how high I was off the ground.

[40:11:52] I had beaten the course that no pro even attempts to do.

[40:11:55] And now I'm about to rank up.

[40:11:57] Once I step through these doors, I will no longer be a parkour pro.

[40:12:00] I will be a parkour master.

[40:12:02] The door opened revealing an entirely different room.

[40:12:05] All of the walls were made up of quartz.

[40:12:07] What was society even gonna look like up here?

[40:12:10] I couldn't describe it, but everything was so perfect compared to the layers down below.

[40:12:14] I looked over and I saw a lava parkour jump with dispensers in the middle.

[40:12:18] Oh, I know what this is.

[40:12:20] This would hopefully be the last time I ever have to wear pro boots again.

[40:12:23] I took off my boots and threw them in the lava.

[40:12:25] And now I just gotta make sure I don't fail this jump.

[40:12:28] I jumped through the dispensers and I was equipped with golden boots.

[40:12:31] I was now officially a parkour master.

[40:12:34] The last time I ranked up to become a pro, there were people working in the parkour temple.

[40:12:38] But now, I don't see anyone here.

[40:12:40] I realized how different society was between the noob and pro levels.

[40:12:43] So, how much different could this society be?

[40:12:46] Well, I guess there's only one way to find out.

[40:12:48] I walked up the stairs and I started to see the inside of the parkour temple.

[40:12:52] Alright, I think I'm ready to see what society's like up here.

[40:12:55] I walked up the stairs into the parkour master society.

[40:12:58] Oh my...

[40:13:00] Becoming a master of parkour civilization wasn't easy.

[40:13:03] I had to risk my life finding a way past an impossible jump.

[40:13:07] I had to complete parkour-

[40:13:08] Well, why is this so entertaining?

[40:13:11] Poor jokes that I've never even done before?

[40:13:13] I even had to survive a surprise attack while trying to rank up, but no matter what

[40:13:17] I want him to become the champion.

[40:13:19] He has to become the champion.

[40:13:22] I need to be the first parkour pro to see what society is like up here.

[40:13:25] Oh my.

[40:13:26] I became that because what those 20 get is those thank you.

[40:13:31] Up here, only the best of the best can survive all of the jumps.

[40:13:34] One missed jump and I would rank down back to a parkour pro and all of my work to

[40:13:38] get up here would have been for nothing.

[40:13:40] And now it looks like I'm going to be fighting for my life every jump.

[40:13:43] As a parkour noob, I only had to do one block jumps.

[40:13:45] When I became a pro, those one block jumps turned into two block jumps.

[40:13:49] And now as a parkour master, everywhere I look is a three block jump.

[40:13:53] Except now, apparently there are parkour highways.

[40:13:55] It seemed like picking the highway was a little easier, since the glass jumps were about

[40:13:59] two and a half blocks.

[40:14:00] I'm not gonna rank you right now.

[40:14:01] I was expecting light to be different up here, but I did not think it would look

[40:14:04] like this.

[40:14:05] I mean, were these even houses?

[40:14:06] Well, this could have been one of my grabboos, it's true, it's true, it's true,

[40:14:11] True! Fuck that mind grab movie!

[40:14:14] This movie is the mind grab movie!

[40:14:16] These were more like skyscrapers.

[40:14:18] Wait, could I actually buy a skyscraper as a master?

[40:14:21] I looked up and way up high I saw Parkour Master easily making the ju-

[40:14:25] Parkour Master Society is crazy.

[40:14:28] What the fuck?

[40:14:29] Thumbs.

[40:14:29] And just when I thought he was gonna die from fall damage,

[40:14:32] he just caught himself with a water bucket and moved on.

[40:14:34] I've never heard of water bucket Parkour being a thing,

[40:14:37] but that's when I remembered the Parkour Master-

[40:14:39] POTATO!

[40:14:40] came down the same way. So Parkour Masters can use water bucket and never take fall damage?

[40:14:46] Alright, well it looks like I gotta go find myself a water bucket. I made my way over

[40:14:49] to what looked like to be some sort of Parkour staircase. And this definitely didn't look

[40:14:54] like an easy staircase to climb.

[40:14:56] I wouldn't do that if I were you.

[40:14:58] Oh no, my first day as a Parkour Master and I'm already in trouble? I turned around

[40:15:01] but didn't see anybody until a Parkour Master dropped down out of nowhere.

[40:15:05] It seems like they're new here. You should probably get off the staircase if

[40:15:08] you don't have your water bucket yet.

[40:15:09] Okay, I'm not gonna fight back on this one, not trying to make enemies on my first day.

[40:15:13] The master explained that I shouldn't be going up high without a water bucket,

[40:15:16] because one missed jump and I'll die from fall damage.

[40:15:19] And he said masters never die from fall damage.

[40:15:21] Okay, so how do I get a water bucket then?

[40:15:24] Do you even have a house yet?

[40:15:25] Uh, no.

[40:15:26] Alright buddy, you should probably get a house first, like that one over there.

[40:15:29] You need something on the ground level, something where you don't have to go up high for.

[40:15:33] Are you serious? These are actually houses?

[40:15:35] Uh, okay, so how do I get a house?

[40:15:36] Well...

[40:15:36] The master showed me the building where I could buy my parkour skyscraper.

[40:15:40] Uh, you're new here. I'll help you out a little bit. I'm kind of rich, so just take this and hopefully that will help you buy your first house.

[40:15:46] You're rich? Wait, what does that mean? It was already clear that I knew nothing about what life was like up here.

[40:15:51] The parkour master dropped me five oak blocks. Why would he drop me these?

[40:15:56] Wait, how much is a skyscraper gonna cost? I made my way over to the shop where I was gonna buy my first house as a parkour master.

[40:16:03] I walked inside and this store looked nothing like all the other shops I'd bought houses from.

[40:16:07] Instead, there was just one giant hole in the middle.

[40:16:10] Okay, don't tell me I have to do this jump to buy a skyscraper?

[40:16:13] Is this even possible?

[40:16:14] Okay, clearly you have no idea how this works.

[40:16:16] You have to build your jump, buddy.

[40:16:18] Let's go! I could build my own jump to pay for my house!

[40:16:21] Now I understand why the Parkour Master gave me these blocks.

[40:16:24] Alright, what am I gonna build?

[40:16:25] Wait, how do I even know this is gonna be enough to buy the house?

[40:16:28] Can't you just tell me how much the house cost?

[40:16:30] No, that's your job.

[40:16:31] I'm just warning you, if you don't pay enough, I'm not gonna sell you a house.

[40:16:34] What the fuck?!

[40:16:35] I have to guess the price, that's just great.

[40:16:37] Let's just hope this three block diagonal jump works.

[40:16:39] Nice!

[40:16:40] Alright, did I get the house?

[40:16:41] Bro, you're kidding, right?

[40:16:42] You're trying to buy a skyscraper, why would you think that would work?

[40:16:45] If I had a dirt house to sell, I wouldn't even give it to you for that.

[40:16:48] Okay, that's not good.

[40:16:49] Now I just wasted three of the blocks I had.

[40:16:51] How am I possibly gonna make a jump hard enough to buy a skyscraper with one block?

[40:16:55] Okay, let's see, this is a three block jump, and then into a two block jump.

[40:16:59] Oh god, I have an idea and I don't like it, but if I'm gonna buy a parkour skyscraper, I think this is my only choice

[40:17:05] This is such a bad idea. Why am I doing this? Whatever. I'm just gonna go for it. One, two, oh, I cannot

[40:17:11] I've never even seen a 360, but you just paid me with two in a row. This is incredible

[40:17:17] Let me show you to your parkour skyscraper. If there's one thing I know about life and culture civilization

[40:17:22] It's that a 360 can solve everything. All right. Here's your new house

[40:17:26] I have to be the first person in history to have bought a house on the new bubble the pro level and the master level

[40:17:32] I cannot wait to check this out. Wait, how do I even get up here?

[40:17:35] Oh, yeah

[40:17:36] Usually when people buy this house they water bucket from all the way up there to get inside

[40:17:40] I have to jump all the way up there just to get up one block. No no since you paid me a lot

[40:17:44] I'll help you out the guy told me I could use this block instead of water bucketing

[40:17:48] But he said as a parkour master if you're caught using this everyone will make fun of you

[40:17:52] That means I'm gonna have to get a water bucket before I become a social outcast up here.

[40:17:57] Alright, time to check out the biggest house I've ever bought in parkour civilization.

[40:18:01] The downside about being a parkour master is every-

[40:18:03] LET'S JUMP!

[40:18:04] ...in my life is now so much harder.

[40:18:06] The houses up here had so many more spaces to fall through.

[40:18:08] I even had to jump if I wanted to go on the couch,

[40:18:11] but that's what it means to be a master in parkour civilization.

[40:18:14] Parkour masters are never supposed to fall, no matter how hard the jump is.

[40:18:17] So, I guess I have to do all these glass jumps every time I want to get to the top floor of my house.

[40:18:22] When I climbed up the ladder, I was in my very own garden.

[40:18:25] I didn't even know nature like this still existed in parkour civilization.

[40:18:29] But now I happen in my house.

[40:18:31] This entire level of civilization was still so crazy to me.

[40:18:34] I couldn't even believe half of the things I was seeing.

[40:18:37] Never in my life would I have thought I would have to swim up a waterfall to get to the top floor of my house.

[40:18:42] I was so amazed by everything around me that I didn't even pay attention to the fact that I was at two hearts.

[40:18:47] If I missed one of these jumps and took fall damage, it might be the end of me.

[40:18:51] But I'm a master now, so I never missed job- NO!

[40:18:53] I missed one parkour jump, and I took one heart of damage, weaving me with one heart left.

[40:18:58] I was so focused on buying a house that I didn't even realize I had no food or no regeneration.

[40:19:03] I was still suffering the consequences from the ambush at the parkour temple.

[40:19:07] Now that I had time to process the situation, there was no way that person acted alone.

[40:19:11] Someone didn't want me to rank up, and whoever that is is still out there.

[40:19:14] I didn't know. Maybe it was another parkour master, or maybe it was someone else.

[40:19:19] All I knew is that I was going to have to figure out something quick if I wanted to survive.

[40:19:23] If I missed one more jump, my entire journey would be for nothing.

[40:19:26] So if I was going to have any chance at surviving, I was going to need to find a place to get food.

[40:19:30] I went down the parkour highway until I saw a massive-

[40:19:33] It has to be the champion. The champion.

[40:19:37] There has to be one champion and champion doesn't want him to take his place as champion!

[40:19:41] Building in the distance.

[40:19:42] I was just hoping that this was a place to get food because I have four hunger bars left

[40:19:46] And I don't even want to think about what might happen if I lose the ability to spring.

[40:19:50] I walked into the building and so far I didn't see anything that resembled food.

[40:19:54] All I saw were dispensers and hoppers on the wall.

[40:19:57] All of the dispensers had different types of parkour items listed above them.

[40:20:01] Maybe this was a place I could go and get more blocks to build more jumps?

[40:20:04] Or maybe not.

[40:20:05] Why don't these machines even work?

[40:20:07] I'm not getting anything.

[40:20:08] Hey buddy, you're not seriously trying to rob the parkour bank are you?

[40:20:11] Parkour bank?

[40:20:12] I already knew parkour was how people paid each other in parkour civilization, but this was different.

[40:20:17] Someone walked up with a piece of paper and put it into the dispenser.

[40:20:20] In exchange, they got wood blocks for it.

[40:20:22] I realized the paper the guy put into the dispenser was something I was already familiar with.

[40:20:27] It must have been a daily task paper, which means not even being a parkour master can get me out of work.

[40:20:32] On the other side of the bank, I saw a staircase that was definitely too hard to do with one heart left.

[40:20:37] Hey man, I don't mean to assume anything, but the top floor is for people with money.

[40:20:41] You can come back when you're rich though.

[40:20:42] How does every parkour master know that this is my first day here?

[40:20:45] Alright, well I found the bank, but that didn't help me at all.

[40:20:48] This situation was getting worse as I kept going on.

[40:20:50] I was now down to three and a half hunger bars.

[40:20:53] If I didn't get food within a few minutes, I would lose my strength.

[40:20:56] Every three block jump that I've been doing would be impossible.

[40:20:59] Okay, I really hope this place sells food.

[40:21:01] Yeah, this is the place for food. You just gotta build your jump.

[40:21:03] Oh, this is it. I'm done for.

[40:21:05] I have no blocks left.

[40:21:06] I have no way of paying for anything in parkour civilization.

[40:21:09] I'm gonna be the first parkour master in history to starve. How embarrassing is that? Wait a minute.

[40:21:15] Unless parkour can be used for anything. And that includes bribing parkour pros.

[40:21:19] He's gonna bribe!

[40:21:20] A parkour master for food? Would that work? I mean maybe it could-

[40:21:24] What the- Where did that person just come from? Oh my god, she probably fell from all the way up there.

[40:21:30] Well, oh well. Free blocks for me. Let's go, I'm saved.

[40:21:33] In my entire time in parkour civilization, I've never even seen ice jumps.

[40:21:37] But now wasn't the time to be scared of jumps. I needed the food.

[40:21:40] Alright, what is 2, 3 block ice jumps get me?

[40:21:42] Dude, you seriously paid that much?

[40:21:44] Wait, what do you mean paid that much? Did I pay a lot?

[40:21:46] Ice jumps were apparently worth a lot in Parkour Village.

[40:21:48] Whoa, Golden Carrots!

[40:21:50] I got 84 Golden Carrots.

[40:21:52] Please do that, though, anytime!

[40:21:53] I can't go, I'm not going to be the first Parkour Master in history to starve.

[40:21:57] Now, I actually have a chance to start living life as a Parkour Master.

[40:22:01] I don't even know what to do now.

[40:22:03] Do I go to work?

[40:22:04] Or do I get a water bucket?

[40:22:06] Oh, yeah, I'm definitely getting a water bucket.

[40:22:09] I took the parkour highway until I found a different building.

[40:22:12] Hopefully, this would be the place where I could get a water bucket, because it didn't

[40:22:15] really seem like I was a parkour master until I got one.

[40:22:18] I walked into the building and I saw a giant glass staircase with a small platform on top.

[40:22:23] And on the floor, it looked like there was some sort of target.

[40:22:26] You're here for a water bucket?

[40:22:27] Oh, uh, yeah, is this the place I get one?

[40:22:31] You don't just get one, you pay for one with your life.

[40:22:34] up to the top of the staircase and grab a water bucket. If you make it, you keep it.

[40:22:39] Of course, I have to risk my life yet again.

[40:22:41] He has to make the water bucket!

[40:22:42] Get the only thing different in parkour civilization. Usually, you pay for everything with parkour,

[40:22:47] but not this time. It didn't matter though. The fear of death never stopped me before.

[40:22:51] Yes, sir. Somehow he ranked up. I don't know. It doesn't matter if you get on the water

[40:22:55] bucket. But if he doesn't, I'm there to stop him.

[40:22:58] I somehow made it to the top of the glass staircase. I can confidently say that

[40:23:02] Stairs are the worst thing about being a parkour master, but right now stairs were the least of my worries

[40:23:07] I opened the chest to see a bunch of water buckets

[40:23:10] The only way I'm gonna be able to keep one of these is if I go for the water bucket jump and make it successfully

[40:23:15] If I make it, I'll have the ability to unlock an entirely new level of parkour and if I don't well

[40:23:21] My entire journey's been for nothing, but that's the way life is in parkour civilization

[40:23:25] You jump to survive and I happen to be pretty good at it

[40:23:28] Why did I do this to myself?

[40:23:31] I should have never ranked up.

[40:23:32] Life as a parkour noob is so much easier.

[40:23:34] I gotta say, life as a parkour master is awesome!

[40:23:37] I mean, this is what it's like being at the top of parkour-

[40:23:40] I'm telling you man, it gets worse the more you rank up.

[40:23:43] Shoe state as a noob!

[40:23:45] Poor civilization!

[40:23:46] No way!

[40:23:47] Did I seriously just catch another master doing a one-block jump to get to his house?

[40:23:52] Uh, no.

[40:23:53] I don't even know how this got here.

[40:23:54] Okay, now I have to start going to my house the real way.

[40:23:57] And that means taking a trip on the parkour staircase.

[40:24:00] Here in parkour civilization, masters should never be seen doing one block jumps.

[40:24:04] If you're caught, you will basically become a laughing stock in parkour city.

[40:24:08] I tried keeping the one block jump to my house for as long as possible because I was

[40:24:12] avoiding getting to my house the real way.

[40:24:14] And that's because the real way to my house sucks.

[40:24:17] If I miss even one of these water bucket jumps, it would be game over for me.

[40:24:21] But everyone up here knows that the best parkour masters never take fall damage.

[40:24:25] And I was gonna be one of the best.

[40:24:27] Please don't let me die.

[40:24:28] Oh, thank you.

[40:24:29] All that just to get to my house.

[40:24:31] But this is the price I paid to become a parkour master.

[40:24:34] I defied death too many times to count to rank up.

[40:24:37] And now, as a master in parkour civilization, the only way to survive is by doing the hardest

[40:24:41] possible jumps.

[40:24:42] These were jumps I could only dream of when I was a parkour noob.

[40:24:46] But now that I earned my water bucket, I have the ability to become the greatest

[40:24:49] master in parkour civilization.

[40:24:51] My first days on this level were confusing, but now I feel like I'm starting to

[40:24:54] get the hang of it.

[40:24:55] Parkour pro I was required to do a daily task every single day, but now as a master

[40:25:00] I can choose to do a task whenever I want instead of being paid in practice time the masters get paid with blocks as a master

[40:25:07] If you want to pay for things you have to build your own jumps

[40:25:10] That means the more blocks you have the more powerful you are as a master and right now I can't

[40:25:16] I gotta work parkour delivery here come in all right. Let's hope I can do this job

[40:25:21] Well, hey there you wanted some parkour built right? Yeah, that's right

[40:25:24] I ordered my new chain couch. You can put it right over there

[40:25:27] I can't say I've heard of a chain couch before but I guess there's a first time for everything. All right. I think I

[40:25:35] Roll you know, it's true. I

[40:25:38] meant I can't even imagine how much

[40:25:41] Time and energy and effort it took to set all this shit up

[40:25:45] It built this right. Is this what you wanted? Oh, yeah, this is a real couch

[40:25:49] Maybe if you're as rich as me one day you can afford one of these sure

[40:25:53] Uh, well I hope you enjoy your new- OH SHOOT!

[40:25:55] OH!

[40:25:56] Oh!

[40:25:56] Am I seriously not going to get a tip?

[40:25:59] Dude, that guy said he would wh-

[40:26:00] NOOOO!

[40:26:01] I could have gotten some ice blocks or something.

[40:26:03] The truth about being a parkour master is that people don't always get along.

[40:26:07] Not only do you have to survive every single jump,

[40:26:10] but you have to be ready to defend yourself with parkour.

[40:26:12] Whoa, whoa, whoa buddy.

[40:26:14] What do you think you're doing?

[40:26:15] Everyone knows I'm the guy who sells houses.

[40:26:17] Go and take a different job.

[40:26:18] Wait, what do you mean?

[40:26:19] My job today is to sell houses.

[40:26:22] You can't just skip one day?

[40:26:23] Come on man, I need the money.

[40:26:25] That's it, parkour battle, you and me right now.

[40:26:28] And by defend yourself, I mean being prepared

[40:26:30] for a random parkour battle at any point.

[40:26:31] Oh no, random parkour battle!

[40:26:32] For my third group, I attacked with the three block

[40:26:35] diagonal jump into a three block vertical diagonal jump.

[40:26:38] I thought it was a strong attack,

[40:26:39] but the parkour master clearly had no problem with it.

[40:26:42] Now it was his turn to attack

[40:26:43] and I was in a serious trouble.

[40:26:44] He's bad at building a dice count

[40:26:46] and he dies!

[40:26:47] Oh no!

[40:26:47] I don't see you trying to defend against this attack, buddy.

[40:26:51] Wait, I don't even have chains to build with.

[40:26:54] I can't do this-

[40:26:54] Oh no, he doesn't have chains!

[40:26:56] I actually lost the parkour battle.

[40:26:57] No!

[40:26:58] And the only house job is mine again.

[40:27:00] And there it was.

[40:27:00] That was my first time losing a parkour battle.

[40:27:03] But that's just a part of the learning process

[40:27:05] for being a parkour master.

[40:27:06] But even though I've learned so much,

[40:27:08] there's one thing that I've yet to figure out,

[40:27:10] and that's how to get to the top of the parkour temple.

[40:27:13] If I make it up there,

[40:27:14] I could potentially be the parkour champion,

[40:27:16] but I didn't see a way up.

[40:27:18] Back when I was a parkour pro,

[40:27:19] I could see the path on the side of the wall to rank up, but now there's nothing here.

[40:27:23] That's because you can't see it.

[40:27:25] It's said that only the Parkour Champion knows the way up.

[40:27:28] Standing behind me was the master that I beat in my first Parkour battle.

[40:27:32] He was the one who gave me the Totem of Undying and helped me find the way past the impossible.

[40:27:36] Using the Parkour Champion can be!

[40:27:38] I would have never become a Parkour Master, and I wouldn't even be alive right now.

[40:27:42] I knew giving you that Totem of Undying was a good choice.

[40:27:44] Now that you ranked up, you have the chance to save all of Parkour's civilization.

[40:27:49] By becoming the champion safe parkour civilization wait, what are you talking about?

[40:27:54] Why do I need to be the one to become the parkour champion? You don't understand we are at war

[40:28:00] We thought all hope was lost before you ranked up you don't understand people aren't supposed to rank up

[40:28:05] But you did it anyways you need to come with me now. What is going on?

[40:28:09] There's a parkour

[40:28:11] Somehow I'm supposed to be the champion. Oh, what am I getting myself into I should have never ranked up

[40:28:17] I was happy in my mansion the master brought me into the parkour temple and I followed him until he showed me a secret room when I walked inside

[40:28:24] I saw a small-scale version of a map of the entire parkour civilization the master said he had a mission for me

[40:28:30] He told me to travel as far north as I could and find the highest parkour highway there is he told me

[40:28:36] There's a building there that's extremely difficult to get into but if I could get into it

[40:28:40] I could get the truth about parkour civilization

[40:28:42] You told me to go at night and if I succeed I might be able to save everyone it was time

[40:28:47] I woke up in the middle of the night

[40:28:49] This was a stealth mission if everything went according to plan I would get in and get out and know what I find the truth

[40:28:55] Obviously that's assuming the truth about Parkour Master is a medium for trap

[40:28:58] But for whatever it's worth I trust him if he was trying to stop me from ranking up

[40:29:03] He wouldn't have given me the totem of undying that means I can only assume if he wanted me dead

[40:29:07] I would have been dead already, but at this point. I wasn't doing it for the Parkour Master

[40:29:11] I was doing it for me. If there was any chance I could figure out the truth about Parkour civilization, I was gonna take it.

[40:29:17] All I know is someone tried to stop me from ranking up, and this place might give me answers.

[40:29:22] I traveled north like the master told me to, and all the way at the top, I saw the Parkour highway I needed to get to.

[40:29:28] There was no turning back now. Going up this might be a one-way trip, but if what I was doing actually could save Parkour civilization,

[40:29:35] then someone's gotta be the one to do it. So why not me?

[40:29:37] Now that I was at the top of the staircase, getting to the Parkour Highway was a different story.

[40:29:42] I didn't even know if this jump was possible.

[40:29:44] Oh, I'm gonna regret this.

[40:29:45] I backed up to get momentum and I jumped.

[40:29:48] No, no, no!

[40:29:49] I thought I was too short, but I made it.

[40:29:51] Okay, that was way too close.

[40:29:52] That better be the last time I do something like that.

[40:29:55] Given that this place I was trying to find wasn't supposed to be found,

[40:29:58] that probably wouldn't be the case.

[40:29:59] I kept going on the Parkour Highway until I saw a building.

[40:30:03] This one looked different than all the other buildings in Parkour City,

[40:30:06] and I had a feeling that it wasn't gonna be easy to get to.

[40:30:08] But that's why the master sent me.

[40:30:10] The guy who's never failed a jump before.

[40:30:13] Yeah, let's pretend that's true.

[40:30:14] The entrance to the building looked like it was guarded by a difficult parkour course.

[40:30:18] As long as there were no people around, I was just fine with doing parkour.

[40:30:21] But if people were to show up and challenge me to a parkour battle,

[40:30:24] well, it's been a good run.

[40:30:26] This next jump was a four-block jump.

[40:30:28] I don't think I've ever done a four-block jump straight up before.

[40:30:31] But the master said that this mission would be difficult,

[40:30:33] And if there's someone to do it it was gonna be me. I got momentum and I made the four block jump

[40:30:38] Oh four block jump down and now oh my god. What is this?

[40:30:42] Oh god. I just slippery. There was a jump way too far to even comprehend. This could have been a five

[40:30:48] How was he gonna make it?

[40:30:50] I couldn't believe it. I tried looking around for barrier walk. Maybe there was a secret path to this as well

[40:30:55] But I found out there's no secret path. So how I was gonna have to make this jump

[40:30:58] And I think I had an idea of how I might be able to do it

[40:31:01] Okay, well, I get one chance at this.

[40:31:04] Oh man, if only I was rich enough to buy ice blocks to practice!

[40:31:07] Oh, I do not have to do that again.

[40:31:09] There must be a parkour god looking out for me.

[40:31:11] Okay, back to the secret mission.

[40:31:13] Now, I was just hoping I didn't walk into an ambush.

[40:31:16] I walked inside and I saw a giant hole in the floor with some parkour jumps up top.

[40:31:20] I was thankful that I didn't see anyone waiting for me.

[40:31:22] And what I wasn't thankful for was this glass pan staircase.

[40:31:26] Oh man, why do they have to make staircases so complicated in parkour civilization?

[40:31:30] This was supposed to be a stealth mission, but the staircase is making it really hard for that to be possible.

[40:31:35] After too long, I made it up the staircase into the top floor.

[40:31:38] I looked around but didn't see anyone.

[40:31:40] All I saw was some weird pedestal in the middle and some giant screen.

[40:31:44] What is this thing?

[40:31:45] This looks so what the...

[40:31:47] Look, I told you it was possible.

[40:31:49] No way. That was actually incredible.

[40:31:51] Alright, well, I got my money's worth.

[40:31:53] Let's go, I got paid for parkour.

[40:31:55] If you want, I can keep making more parkour for you to do and I'll pay you for it.

[40:31:58] Whoa, what just happened? How did I see that vision?

[40:32:02] That's my memory, isn't it? That's Siwa. I've lived that before. What is going on?

[40:32:08] Oh my god, is his friend the champion?

[40:32:11] I walked over to the screen and opened the book on the desk. It said,

[40:32:14] Enter User. Well, I was here for information, wasn't I?

[40:32:17] Might as well see what this does. I put my name into the book and put it back on the desk,

[40:32:21] and text appeared on the screen. Rank? Noob? Wait, how? I'm a master, though.

[40:32:26] But before I could think any further, someone appeared right behind me.

[40:32:29] Before they saw me, I ran and hid behind the bush.

[40:32:31] Oh no, this is not good, this is not good.

[40:32:33] Oh man, going into work late today, I guess.

[40:32:36] Or early maybe, I don't know.

[40:32:39] So far the person didn't see me, but that's when someone else came into the room.

[40:32:42] It was Siwa.

[40:32:44] I know him, don't I?

[40:32:45] He's from my memory.

[40:32:46] I saw him walk up to the desk and start putting something in the book.

[40:32:49] And the player that was on the pedestal started moving.

[40:32:52] I watched as this player with no boots walked up to a parkour jump

[40:32:55] and failed the one block up.

[40:32:57] And we got another noob.

[40:32:59] Good. We needed more of those.

[40:33:01] What is going on here?

[40:33:03] You can come out from behind that bush, you know.

[40:33:05] Oh no, this is not good.

[40:33:06] Okay, time to improvise.

[40:33:08] I mean, bro, the bush is see-through.

[40:33:10] You really thought that was gonna work?

[40:33:12] Okay, can you just tell me what's going on?

[40:33:13] Why did I see you when I stepped on that pedestal?

[40:33:16] We know each other. That's our memory.

[40:33:19] Nope. That's just what every new person sees.

[40:33:22] Wait, what?

[40:33:22] It's a big memory to make you think that parkour is how you succeed in life.

[40:33:26] I mean, why else would people parkour if it wasn't for money or social status?

[40:33:30] So, it was all just a lie?

[40:33:32] It's a big memory!

[40:33:34] These three jumps, that new player just fell through on the first one, what happened to him?

[40:33:38] See what explained that these three jumps decide whether a new player becomes a noob, a pro, or a master.

[40:33:44] These three jumps, right when you join parkour civilization, decide your entire fate?

[40:33:49] How is that fair?

[40:33:50] It's not about fair, it's about order.

[40:33:52] If you can't parkour, you deserve to be at the bottom.

[40:33:55] This is so messed up, this is so messed up, how is this happening?

[40:33:58] I can't let this keep going on, I have to find a way to help it.

[40:34:00] Society!

[40:34:01] Okay, if I can attack him with a parkour jump, he has no choice but to battle me.

[40:34:04] I have to do an attack that he'll never be able to do.

[40:34:07] It's time to go for the 720.

[40:34:08] I wouldn't do that if I were you.

[40:34:10] I looked over and see what already had an attack built.

[40:34:13] It was with candle.

[40:34:14] CANDLE JUMP!

[40:34:15] CANDLE JUMP. One attack from this and it does 10 hearts and that's the best.

[40:34:18] NOOOOOOO!

[40:34:20] Oh, not a candle jump!

[40:34:22] Anything. I was defenseless. So what happens now?

[40:34:25] Despite my best efforts to get rid of you, I couldn't do it, so someone else will.

[40:34:29] See what placed down a parkour jump made out of brewing stands?

[40:34:33] I've never even heard of parkour with brewing stands before.

[40:34:36] Interesting thing about brewing stand jumps, they aren't just difficult,

[40:34:40] but they can deal any potion effect you want.

[40:34:42] This was it. I had no brewing stands to defend myself.

[40:34:45] I took the hit and slowly started fading away.

[40:34:48] Have fun with the champion in the arena.

[40:34:50] NOOOOO!

[40:34:51] For pressure at all, just one minute before I fight the Parkour Champion,

[40:34:54] alright, I'm gonna take 32 blocks.

[40:34:57] I really just hope there's a chance that the greatest player in Parkour civilization doesn't know how to do a 360.

[40:35:02] I was now getting ready to fight the Parkour Champion in the arena.

[40:35:06] The worst part was, is that I was only allowed to bring in 64 blocks to fight with.

[40:35:10] I had no clue what the Parkour Champion was gonna attack me with, so I decided to take some of every block.

[40:35:16] This was life again.

[40:35:17] If by some miracle I could defend the parkour champions attacks, I would have to use these blocks to build the hardest parkour jumps I've ever done.

[40:35:24] I wanted to believe that I could win, but deep down I knew that this could very well be the end of my journey.

[40:35:30] Before you step into the arena, drop all of your blocks. I need to count if you're bringing 64.

[40:35:34] These are the blocks I'm bringing. It should add up to 64.

[40:35:37] You're good. You may now fight the parkour champion.

[40:35:40] This was it. One way or another, this would be my final battle in parkour civilization.

[40:35:44] The door opened and I stepped into the parkour arena.

[40:35:48] It was time to fight.

[40:35:49] If I somehow beat the parkour champion,

[40:35:51] maybe I have a way to save everyone in parkour civilization.

[40:35:55] But if I lose, which let's be honest here,

[40:35:57] is very much possible.

[40:35:58] Well, let's just say I should have died a long time ago.

[40:36:01] I thought the parkour civilization I was living in was fair,

[40:36:04] and a place where everyone could parkour

[40:36:06] to rank up in society.

[40:36:08] But I was wrong.

[40:36:09] I discovered the truth,

[40:36:10] that your entire fate is decided by three jumps,

[40:36:13] And there are people at the top of parkour civilization that will stop at nothing to keep this order.

[40:36:18] Unfortunately, I couldn't discover the truth without paying the price.

[40:36:22] And now there's nothing I can do.

[40:36:23] Have fun with the champion in the arena.

[40:36:25] And now it's time to fight the champion-

[40:36:27] Wait, what? You're not the champion? Who are you? You're a pro.

[40:36:31] What are you doing here? I thought I was fighting the champion.

[40:36:33] Oh yeah, you have to fight me first.

[40:36:36] Please just go easy on me though. It's my first time here.

[40:36:38] What?!

[40:36:39] I'm not fighting the champion first. I have to fight a parkour pro. This is really weird

[40:36:44] I've never even thought oh no

[40:36:46] Is it gonna do a poll then you have to fire a master and then you're gonna fight a champion three block vertical jump

[40:36:51] I didn't want to do anything too crazy on my first attack because if I missed and let him get the chance to attack

[40:36:56] I run the risk of taking damage

[40:36:58] But fortunately it seemed like this fight was gonna be easier than I thought until something happened the blocks that I used for

[40:37:04] My attack all disappeared the parkour arena if you place blocks you will never get them back

[40:37:09] And now I realized why I was fighting a parkour pro

[40:37:12] It was genius actually if I wasted all of my blocks before getting to the champion

[40:37:16] I would have no fighting chance. Hey quick question the people who put you here. What did they say you were here for?

[40:37:22] Oh, yeah, they said I would be warming up the crowd, you know for like the fight warming up the crowd

[40:37:28] There's literally no one watching right? Yeah, I know

[40:37:31] There's me still getting this over with.

[40:37:32] Oh god, I'm a terrible person.

[40:37:34] Man, this is the weirdest parkour battle ever for my second attack.

[40:37:37] I bet this is for block jump.

[40:37:39] And of course, it was successful once again.

[40:37:41] But at this point, I wasn't worried about winning.

[40:37:43] I was worried about the blocks I was losing for every attack.

[40:37:45] There was no way I could afford to use more than two blocks for an attack,

[40:37:49] at least not in this fight.

[40:37:50] For the final attack, I did a backwards jump.

[40:37:52] Did you just go backwards?

[40:37:54] This is not gonna be pretty.

[40:37:55] Oh shoot!

[40:37:55] Ooooooh!

[40:37:56] That was not how I thought it was gonna turn out.

[40:37:58] It was a little unfortunate that I essentially wasted two blocks on that jump since he didn't even try it, but at least I survived the first parkour battle without taking any damage.

[40:38:07] So now what happens? Do I fight the champion?

[40:38:10] I stood there on the platform not knowing what to do until I saw someone jumping toward me.

[40:38:13] No, he's the fighter master!

[40:38:14] Alright, that's it. This is the battle for life or death. Let's get this over with.

[40:38:18] So, you must be the champion, right?

[40:38:20] Me? The champion? You're joking, right? Look at my boots. I'm a master. Do these have diamond to use?

[40:38:25] Okay, well I don't know, I thought I was fighting the champion, so when does that happen?

[40:38:28] You still have two more people to go through if you want to see the champion, but you're not making it past me.

[40:38:33] Let's go, start the battle.

[40:38:34] This is not good. I have to win two more parkour battles if I want to even see the champion?

[40:38:39] It was clear that the odds were stacked against me, but that wasn't going to stop me from trying.

[40:38:43] Now, I was fighting against a master.

[40:38:45] This means I couldn't hold back with my attacks.

[40:38:47] I was going to have to attack with harder jumps.

[40:38:49] I decided this was a good time to use one of my stairs.

[40:38:52] For my first attack, I did a four block diagonal stair jump, but I was in trouble.

[40:38:57] Even for myself, I knew the attack was too easy.

[40:38:59] Heh heh, that's what you're attacking me with?

[40:39:01] I was getting ready for the master to easily defend my attack, but by some miracle, he failed it.

[40:39:06] What?

[40:39:06] The master didn't know, but I realized he built the jump wrong.

[40:39:10] He tried doing a harder jump in my attack.

[40:39:12] The champion is the old guy!

[40:39:14] Lucky with that first attack, but that won't happen again.

[40:39:17] I needed to do harder jumps.

[40:39:19] I used two more of my stairs to build another four block diagonal jump.

[40:39:23] If I make this, I would only need one more attack to win the battle.

[40:39:26] But I missed. I came so close, but I didn't hit on the stair.

[40:39:29] Heh heh, wasted another two stairs, I see.

[40:39:32] Even if you do beat me, you'll have no blocks to fight the champion with.

[40:39:35] The master was right. I was running out of blocks quickly.

[40:39:38] I only had one stair left, and I wasn't even done with my second battle.

[40:39:42] I watched as the master built his first attack.

[40:39:44] I was gonna have to defend myself against a four block ice jump.

[40:39:48] No one, use some of your ice blocks, I'm sure you don't have that many of them.

[40:39:51] He was right, I only had four ice blocks with me.

[40:39:54] Even the best case scenario where I defend this attack, I'll only have two ice blocks left.

[40:39:58] I went for the jump, and I almost slid off, but I stayed on.

[40:40:02] Oh, that was too close, okay.

[40:40:04] It was now my turn to attack, but this battle was taking too long.

[40:40:07] I knew what the master was doing.

[40:40:08] He was trying to make me waste all of my blocks,

[40:40:11] but there was no way I could let that happen.

[40:40:13] Which means I could only do one thing.

[40:40:14] I needed to build an attack that would end this battle right now.

[40:40:18] And I knew just the way to do it in a parkour battle the harder the attack is the more damage it does and I was about to

[40:40:24] Attack with one of the hardest parkour combos. I've ever done. All right four block jump into a two block

[40:40:29] Let's do this. I attacked with a four block jump into a 360 and I made it. Oh, let's go

[40:40:35] I actually made it

[40:40:39] All right, buddy your turn four block jump into a two block 360 this is impossible

[40:40:44] I watched as the Parkour Master attempted the combo and failed, and the damage was enough to win the Parkour battle.

[40:40:50] It worked! That Parkour combo that I did may have just saved my life, at least for now.

[40:40:55] If that Master was telling the truth, I still have to win one more battle if I want to fight the champion.

[40:41:00] There was nothing else I could do. I tried looking around for a way to escape, but there was nowhere I could go.

[40:41:04] The only way out of this arena is to continue fighting.

[40:41:07] From across the arena, the path opened up and my third opponent jumped towards me.

[40:41:12] Evo you've come so far, but this is as far as you go

[40:41:15] I'm afraid you won't make it past me to fight the champion. Let's begin. Okay. Let's do this

[40:41:20] It's just another master

[40:41:22] I just beat one before and I

[40:41:24] Finish this battle with a couple parkour combos

[40:41:27] I might have enough blocks to fight the champion for my first attack. I decided to build two four block jumps

[40:41:32] I thought this combo would be hard, but I had no clue who I was facing the master made the jumps easily and my attack was

[40:41:38] unsuccessful. Now, I was in huge trouble. Unlike all the other people I faced in

[40:41:43] parkour battles, this master was not afraid to attack with his own parkour

[40:41:46] combos, and unfortunately for me, his was much harder than mine. The second jump in

[40:41:51] the combo was a jump that I didn't think would be possible. It was too far, but I

[40:41:55] had to try. My life depended on this. I went to defend the attack, but I overjumped

[40:42:01] the attack with 5% of damage. Oh, this is not good. This is really not good. I

[40:42:05] I managed to gain back two hearts, but my hunger was lost.

[40:42:08] This was it. No more second chances. No more regenerating health.

[40:42:12] I had to make these jumps. The Parkour Master attacked with an even harder combo,

[40:42:16] this time using two chains and an ice block.

[40:42:18] But by some miracle, I made it.

[40:42:20] Oh man, how did I just do that?

[40:42:22] This Master was too good. No matter what jump I thought of, I knew he could make it.

[40:42:26] That's why I was gonna have to do something that's never been done in the history of Parkour battles.

[40:42:31] And I was gonna have to do this first try.

[40:42:34] Finish it off with the three block candle jump and we are done. Let's go. I'm probably gonna die

[40:42:39] Let's do this flower pot jump to chain chain to backwards jump to 360 fence jump diagonal chain jump to the candle

[40:42:46] Oh, I I did it. I just made the hardest parkour

[40:42:50] In the world of Bo the champion tasked me with making sure you don't rank up

[40:42:55] But I now realize that's not possible your parkour is beyond me. You have my respects good luck against the champion

[40:43:02] Before I could say anything, the master gave up and just jumped off.

[40:43:06] I won the third battle, which means now I only have to battle the champion.

[40:43:10] And the champion is the one that tried to stop me from ranking up this entire time?

[40:43:18] All of this parkour...

[40:43:19] Wait, who is this?

[40:43:21] By the champion.

[40:43:22] This was it.

[40:43:23] Standing in front of me was the champion of parkour civilization.

[40:43:27] You put up a good fight.

[40:43:28] I'll give you that.

[40:43:29] But this ends here.

[40:43:30] I watched as the parkour champion built his first attack, and it was a 5 block jump.

[40:43:36] You made me in this battle.

[40:43:38] You've become the parkour champion, and you could be the one that makes the rules.

[40:43:43] But this is my parkour civilization, and I never lose.

[40:43:48] The parkour champion made the 5 block jump.

[40:43:51] It's not possible. It's just not.

[40:43:53] I- I can't do it.

[40:43:55] This was it. This was the end.

[40:43:56] There was no second chance.

[40:43:58] No backup I could call for.

[40:43:59] Nothing to get me out of this. I lost and I won't be the one to save parkour civilization

[40:44:05] I opened my eyes and I was in a place that I knew all too well

[40:44:11] NOOOOO

[40:44:15] Parkour civilization I opened my inventory and I had leather boots on after the battle with the champion

[40:44:21] I and now a noob again. I let everyone down

[40:44:24] I was supposed to be the one to save parkour civilization and I couldn't do it and now the champion gets what he wants

[40:44:31] No one can ever rank up ever again.

[40:44:33] No one's been able to risk their lives because they trusted me to help them.

[40:44:37] And I think-

[40:44:37] They worked so hard!

[40:44:38] They worked so hard!

[40:44:39] Now I'm just at the bottom again.

[40:44:41] I don't even have sprint.

[40:44:42] I can't even do more than a two-block jump.

[40:44:45] It's over, right?

[40:44:46] The old man gave me the last ticket to rank up.

[40:44:48] And even if I did, what's the point?

[40:44:50] The only way I could save people is by becoming the champion.

[40:44:53] And he's impossible to beat.

[40:44:55] Ugh, well, it's out of my hands now.

[40:44:57] There's nothing to do.

[40:44:59] I mean, maybe I just go back to Parkour Prison. At least there I could get fed some better food, rather have fish than raw chicken.

[40:45:06] Down at the bottom again, are we?

[40:45:08] What?

[40:45:08] Maybe I was wrong about you.

[40:45:10] You were wrong about me. Wait, who are you?

[40:45:13] Something tells me you already know the answer.

[40:45:16] The strange man turned around and he was wearing netherite boots?

[40:45:20] You're right, Fools!

[40:45:21] I do not want to do that again. There must be a Parkour God looking out for me.

[40:45:25] You're the parkour god, but you were just a myth. Is this all of your doing?

[40:45:31] The parkour civilization I created was never intended to divide people, but the new champion had different plans.

[40:45:37] And you? You wanted me to stop the champion, and I couldn't. I'm sorry you put your trust in me. I thought I was good enough. I thought I could do it.

[40:45:45] You seem like all hope is lost.

[40:45:47] I mean, I can't do anything. I'm back at the new level. I can't get a ticket anymore. I can't even sprint.

[40:45:53] What good is a bundle of junk going to do against the parkour champion?

[40:45:57] As long as you can parkour, there is always a way.

[40:46:01] The parkour god dropped a pair of boots on the ground and jumped away.

[40:46:04] What is going on?

[40:46:05] I jumped over and grabbed the boots that the parkour god left.

[40:46:08] These were no ordinary boots.

[40:46:10] These were diamond.

[40:46:11] Only the parkour champion wears these.

[40:46:13] And now, I have them.

[40:46:15] I threw away my leather boots and I put on the champion boots.

[40:46:19] Immediately, my hunger bar returned to full,

[40:46:21] And I could see about it into the upper layers.

[40:46:24] Oh my god, this is crazy.

[40:46:25] What is going on? What is going on?

[40:46:27] I don't know where the parkour god got these boots from, or why he would trust me with them.

[40:46:31] But it didn't matter.

[40:46:32] This was my second chance.

[40:46:33] I don't know how I'm gonna get back to the top, but I'm gonna find a way.

[40:46:37] Everyone's life depends on this.

[40:46:38] And that's why I'm gonna be the one to save parkour civilization.

[40:46:42] Parkour civilization was in danger.

[40:46:44] I thought people could parkour their way up to a better life, but I realized it was all just a lie.

[40:46:49] The truth is that the parkour champion controls everyone and everything.

[40:46:53] I thought I could be the one to put an end to it and save everyone, but I failed.

[40:46:58] Luckily for me, second chances come around quite often,

[40:47:01] and I still have one more shot at saving parkour civilization.

[40:47:05] The only way I can put an end to all this is if I beat the parkour champion,

[40:47:08] and that means I have to get back up to the arena somehow.

[40:47:11] And that was going to be harder than I thought.

[40:47:13] I had diamond boots on, meaning the barriers to the parkour temple shouldn't be here,

[40:47:17] But they were and I had no way up. That means somehow I was gonna have to get a ticket

[40:47:22] Oh, this is not good

[40:47:23] I can't even earn a ticket myself meaning the only way I'm gonna get one is if some other noob

[40:47:28] I know a blooper must be hilarious

[40:47:29] And a noob hasn't used their ticket already. I couldn't find anyone

[40:47:33] I was beginning to think that there were no

[40:47:35] This is the real mind-bath movie

[40:47:37] Until I finally found one still standing. I asked the noob if there was any chance

[40:47:41] He had a ticket or even knew someone with a ticket so I could get into the temple

[40:47:44] But he said that pros don't come down here anymore and do ticket challenges.

[40:47:48] It's now impossible for Parkour here to bank up at all.

[40:47:51] This has to be the champions doing.

[40:47:53] If pros don't come down here at all, the noobs have no way of getting food.

[40:47:57] That means if I don't get up and tell them I'm the champion, everyone loves rules.

[40:48:01] It has to be a way I can get past these barriers.

[40:48:04] I mean, the Parkour God wouldn't have given me champion boots for nothing, right?

[40:48:08] And that's why I wrote this. I had champion boots on now.

[40:48:11] These boots were meant for the person that rules parkour civilization,

[40:48:15] and that's when I thought back to what the champion said.

[40:48:17] You beat me in this battle, you become the parkour champion,

[40:48:21] and you could be the one that makes the rules.

[40:48:24] If the parkour champion makes the rules,

[40:48:26] they had to be the one to place the barriers, right?

[40:48:28] Which means if someone placed them, someone can get rid of them.

[40:48:31] It was a shot in the dark, but I thought I'd at least try.

[40:48:34] This is pointless, this is not going to work.

[40:48:36] Wait, what?

[40:48:37] It broke.

[40:48:38] I couldn't believe it, but there it was.

[40:48:40] I was staring at a hole in the barriers.

[40:48:42] This is insane! I can break barriers now?

[40:48:44] Ah, thank you, Parkour God! Let's go!

[40:48:47] I got rid of more of the barriers until there was a space big enough to jump through.

[40:48:51] Alright, let me make sure I'm not hitting my head on any of these.

[40:48:54] And now, it's time to go save everyone. I did it.

[40:48:57] I was now inside the Parkour Temple, and I was one step closer to getting back up to the top.

[40:49:01] Now that I was in the temple, it was time to start actually coming up with a plan.

[40:49:05] I was gonna have to find a way to somehow get back into the arena and fight the champion.

[40:49:09] And even if I do manage to do that, I still have to worry about beating him, which is a whole nother story.

[40:49:14] He can do it.

[40:49:14] There were a shaft of a plan involved grabbing blocks, and I thought I could get some here, but the chests were empty.

[40:49:19] Those chests were usually filled with blocks for the pros to do their daily tasks.

[40:49:23] But the pros don't come down anymore!

[40:49:25] My idea of getting blocks was already off to a bad start, but I had a backup plan for where I could go to get more.

[40:49:31] I made it back up to the second layer of parkour civilization, but now was no time to celebrate.

[40:49:35] I still had such a long way to go to get up to the third layer, and time was running out.

[40:49:40] I made my way over to the place where I could get all the blocks I needed.

[40:49:43] The parkour training grounds should have thousands of blocks I could use.

[40:49:46] The last time I was in here, I was training to rank up to become a master.

[40:49:50] But something was off.

[40:49:51] The course I built to practice to rank up was still here.

[40:49:54] This doesn't make sense, have all of the pros just been practicing this course I built?

[40:49:59] But that's when my situation just got a whole lot worse.

[40:50:01] Oh no.

[40:50:02] Oh no, come on, they can't be empty. Why are they empty?

[40:50:04] All of these chests should have been filled with blocks to build parkour jumps, but they were all empty.

[40:50:09] Okay, this is not good. This is really not good.

[40:50:11] Something strange was going on, and I needed to find some answers.

[40:50:14] I took a trip back to where I used to live when I was a parkour pro.

[40:50:17] If there was anyone I could trust to talk to, it would be my neighbor.

[40:50:20] And that was assuming he was still alive.

[40:50:23] I found the house where my neighbor used to live,

[40:50:25] and thankfully parkour civilization hadn't claimed him just yet.

[40:50:28] Enpo, you're alive! And you're the parkour champion?

[40:50:33] Well, I'm not really the champion. I mean, I guess technically I am. I don't know, it's a long story.

[40:50:37] I asked my neighbor what was going on and he said everything has changed.

[40:50:40] He said that parkour pros aren't allowed to go down to the new level anymore,

[40:50:44] and some masters came down and took every block and they can't even practice anymore.

[40:50:48] They're not allowed to practice!

[40:50:50] Parkour civilization, first it was the noobs in danger, now the pros are,

[40:50:54] and soon it might even be the masters.

[40:50:56] One by one, the parkour champion is taking away the free will of everyone.

[40:51:00] And if I don't end this now, there will be no one left to oppose him.

[40:51:04] Alright, no pressure, the fate of the world is in my hands,

[40:51:06] and now I have to speedrun one of the hardest parkour courses there is.

[40:51:10] Unlike getting up to the pro level, there was no easy way up to the master level.

[40:51:14] If you wanted to get back, you had to do the course.

[40:51:16] Even though I've made this course before, this was different.

[40:51:19] Time was running out, meaning I could have wasted any time doing this parkour course slow.

[40:51:22] And I can't go to Miss Single Jump, because if I do, well,

[40:51:26] then I guess the parkour god trusted the wrong person.

[40:51:28] Luckily, I made the course and I was now at the master level and now I was at one part of my master plan

[40:51:33] Which well has not been going to plan at all if I don't get these gold boots. Okay. Thank you

[40:51:38] Finally something goes according to my plan

[40:51:40] I didn't know if I would still get master boots if I had champion boots on but luckily I got an extra pair now that I

[40:51:46] Was on the master level I had to blend in any one of these masters could be working for the champion

[40:51:51] So they saw me with champion boots on well

[40:51:53] That's a tension that I definitely do not want right now

[40:51:55] At least with the gold boots on the people working for the champion might not recognize me now

[40:52:00] Was the next part of my plan if I have any shot at all of getting back into the arena

[40:52:04] I was gonna need the parkour master that saved my life

[40:52:07] But when I went into the secret room in the parkour temple, he was nowhere to be found

[40:52:11] Of course

[40:52:11] I knew it was too good to be true to have two things in my plan go smoothly now

[40:52:15] I got it improvised now

[40:52:17] I had to figure out where the parkour master lived and I had no way of knowing which house he had

[40:52:21] The only thing I could do is sit and wait for him to show up

[40:52:24] But if I stayed down here, I run the risk of the masters on the champion side finding me.

[40:52:28] I needed somewhere that would at least buy me a little more time,

[40:52:31] and the only place I thought of was to wait at the very top of the parkour staircase.

[40:52:35] At least here, I won't be seen that easily,

[40:52:37] but if I had to get down fast, I had no water bucket to save me.

[40:52:41] I realized I was standing so close to the barrier between the master and the champion levels,

[40:52:45] and now I have champion boots, meaning if I put these on,

[40:52:49] Will I be able to see what life is like at the champion level?

[40:52:53] But before I could put them on, I saw the Parkour Master I was looking for.

[40:52:56] There he is! The Parkour Master!

[40:52:57] Now this is the power I was not looking forward to.

[40:52:59] The only way I can follow the Parkour Master is by taking fall damage.

[40:53:02] And I'm just hoping that the drop to his house isn't too far.

[40:53:05] And of course it's a 50 block drop. I'm never surviving that.

[40:53:08] Oh man, I have an idea and I don't like it.

[40:53:11] Yep, this is officially the worst idea I've ever had.

[40:53:13] Okay, no more thinking. Let's just do this.

[40:53:16] I got momentum and I jumped.

[40:53:17] I thought it was too short, but I made it.

[40:53:19] Oh, that was so crazy.

[40:53:21] I know the Parkour God does not like me for that one.

[40:53:23] Even though I barely survived, I found the Parkour Master without being caught.

[40:53:27] And now, it was time to carry out my plan to save Parkour civilization.

[40:53:31] I told the Master everything that happened, and I showed him that I had champion boots.

[40:53:35] I told him that if I was gonna beat the champion, I would need his help.

[40:53:38] I can't believe you survived, and you met the Parkour God.

[40:53:42] We can actually save everyone.

[40:53:43] Just tell me what I need to do, and I'll do it.

[40:53:46] I had the master give me some blocks, and I told him to wait here for the next part of my plan.

[40:53:50] If everything goes right, I should have everything I need to get back into the arena and defeat the Parkour Champion.

[40:53:56] But that's assuming everything goes right, and so far, it hasn't worked out that way.

[40:54:00] I jumped open to the World War Bank, to get back into the arena, I was gonna need more difficult blocks to build Parkour with, and I think I know how to get some.

[40:54:07] Hey man, I don't mean to assume anything, but the top floor is for people with money. You can come back when you're rich though.

[40:54:13] Upstairs must be the place where the bank keeps their harder blocks sir. You're not allowed to go up there. Sorry, man

[40:54:18] Got a bank to raw. Oh

[40:54:20] Oh, I was expecting to see places where I could buy flower pots and candles

[40:54:24] But instead there was just a massive box with a door sir

[40:54:28] This is a private vault for one of our most valuable customers. You have to leave immediately a private vault

[40:54:34] I guess that might work. You're not getting into this vault. No amount of money could make me open this door

[40:54:39] No amount of money? Man, this guy clearly has never heard of one of my bribes before.

[40:54:43] Just stop. It's not even worth it. What?

[40:54:45] What do you say you open the door now?

[40:54:47] 5 more 360!

[40:54:48] 5 more 360!

[40:54:49] Okay, well I have to let you in now.

[40:54:51] Let's go, I still got it.

[40:54:52] Please just don't take anything.

[40:54:54] Yeah, I'm definitely not listening to that.

[40:54:56] I started looking around the vault for anything I could use.

[40:54:59] But most of the chests were empty until I finally stumbled upon a water bucket.

[40:55:03] Okay, I need blocks, but I can't take this.

[40:55:05] I don't get it. Whoever owns this vault is supposedly rich and the only thing I found is a water bucket and

[40:55:11] 16 blocks never mind. I thought this vault was a dead end until it wasn't in the last barrel

[40:55:16] I found 16 brewing stands now my plan could actually work

[40:55:20] It was time to go defeat the parkour champion. Uh, sir. I just wanted to let you know if someone got into your vault

[40:55:26] You're the only one who has access to it. So

[40:55:28] It's his vault!

[40:55:29] I mean, I'm sorry sir, but he bribed me with a backwards 360

[40:55:34] I had to a backwards 360 there's no one that can do a no no how is this possible

[40:55:40] You know someone told me something interesting about brewing stand jumps. They're not just difficult

[40:55:45] But they can deal any potion effect you want

[40:55:47] That's why I wish you the best of luck in this parkour battle because if you don't make this jump

[40:55:52] You're getting the slowness effect. I watched as see what tried to defend my attack, but he failed

[40:55:57] All right now it's time for some answers

[40:55:59] I need you to tell me how to beat the parkour champion

[40:56:01] You're crazy if you think I'm telling you that.

[40:56:04] Yep, I thought you might say that. Let's see, three block? Oh, that's plenty.

[40:56:07] Alright, one more chance to tell me, unless you want to defend another one of my attacks.

[40:56:11] I think I can handle a three block.

[40:56:13] Alright man, if you think you can make this jump with slowness, be my guest.

[40:56:16] I'm just gonna let you know now that it's not possible, so in a couple jumps you'll lose everything.

[40:56:20] Okay, wait, don't! I'll tell you.

[40:56:22] Please, I like my life here.

[40:56:24] Well, that was easy.

[40:56:25] I can't believe I'm telling you this.

[40:56:28] The champion uses barrier blocks to parkour.

[40:56:30] He's the only one that has any left.

[40:56:33] He builds his parkour jumps with barriers.

[40:56:35] That means I was right. The five block jump was impossible.

[40:56:38] He did do a five block jump!

[40:56:40] He's a fraud!

[40:56:41] He used his barriers for his attacks. How do I defend against that?

[40:56:44] Dude, if the parkour champion finds out about this, I'm gonna lose everything.

[40:56:48] I don't care. Just tell me.

[40:56:50] Fine. There's a secret rule in parkour battles that says if you build a harder jump than an

[40:56:55] opponent's attack, your opponent will have to do that jump instead.

[40:56:59] That's how I beat him. I can just attack with a harder jump. Even if he does use barriers for his attacks, I just have to build better ones.

[40:57:06] Oh man, this is crazy. Alright, let's do this. You need to send me back to the arena like you did before. And this time, I'm only fighting the champion.

[40:57:13] Okay, so if you let me attack you, what's stopping me from just getting rid of you once and for all?

[40:57:19] Yeah, I thought you might say that. That's why I got one of the best parkour masters I know to watch you at all times.

[40:57:26] And if he finds out I don't make it into the arena, let's just say you won't see the attack coming before it hits you.

[40:57:32] Alright man, how do you even do these jokes?

[40:57:34] I really hope that Blowspam works, there's no way I can make one of these.

[40:57:37] Just as I thought, Siwa had no choice but to listen to me.

[40:57:40] Now, all that I was hoping for is that I would wake up in the arena.

[40:57:43] I knew Siwa couldn't be trusted, but I had no choice.

[40:57:46] This was the only way I could get back into the arena, and luckily it worked.

[40:57:50] Now, I could battle the Parkour Champion, and this time it was gonna be different.

[40:57:54] I got all of the blocks I needed, and I made my way into the arena.

[40:57:58] Now, it was time to see if Seawatt was gonna uphold his end of the deal.

[40:58:01] But he did.

[40:58:03] Standing in front of me was the champion of Parkour's implementation.

[40:58:07] Alright, let's go save everyone.

[40:58:10] I should have known the old man would give his boost to you.

[40:58:13] What? The old man?

[40:58:15] Doesn't matter. You can try as many times as you want.

[40:58:17] The old man was gone the whole time!

[40:58:20] The parkour god didn't just give me random champion boots, he gave me the old man's.

[40:58:25] He was the old parkour champion.

[40:58:27] Okay, this is a lot to think about right now.

[40:58:29] The old man was the old parkour champion!

[40:58:31] Well, Seawatt got me this far, but now it's time to see if he was really telling the truth.

[40:58:35] The champion's attack was technically only a 4 block jump with a barrier.

[40:58:38] So the parkour combo I was about to do should be harder.

[40:58:41] I countered with a 3 block 360 to a 3 block fence jump.

[40:58:45] What?

[40:58:46] The parkour champion looked confused, and suddenly his attack disappeared.

[40:58:49] It worked! It actually worked!

[40:58:51] The secret rule Seawat told me about was real!

[40:58:53] And now the champion has no choice but to defend my attack!

[40:58:57] Except just when I thought I had the upper hand in the battle, the champion pulled out

[40:59:00] barrier blocks.

[40:59:02] Instead of building my jump, the champion built some invisible parkour combo.

[40:59:06] The barriers were invisible, and I had no way of knowing what sort of parkour combo

[40:59:10] he built.

[40:59:11] But whatever it was, it was better than my attack, and my attack was now erased.

[40:59:15] That only left me with one choice, and I would have to build something even harder.

[40:59:19] I didn't even know what the champion built, so I couldn't hold back on this next attack.

[40:59:22] I knew I had to risk it all.

[40:59:24] I pulled out a 180 vertical flowerpot jump into a backwards 360 candle jump, and I made it.

[40:59:30] The Parkour Champion's attack was erased, and he had no choice but to either try my attack

[40:59:34] or build a harder one.

[40:59:36] But the Parkour Champion wasn't phased, and he countered my attack with the hardest

[40:59:40] known jumps in Parkour civilization.

[40:59:42] These were Neo jumps, and he did two in a row.

[40:59:45] I knew I couldn't do these jumps and this was not the time to try them, but the parkour champion set the bar high, meaning if my next attack isn't harder than his, I lose everything.

[40:59:57] But if I don't make this jump, I'm about to build, my entire journey is over, but that means the same goes for the parkour champion.

[41:00:04] any one of these attacks will do more than 10 hearts.

[41:00:07] That means I have to make this.

[41:00:09] The Parkour God trusted me with these boots to save everyone.

[41:00:12] And for the first time in my life,

[41:00:14] I actually felt like I was worthy of them.

[41:00:17] That I was worthy of being the Parkour Champion.

[41:00:19] Holy shit!

[41:00:20] What?

[41:00:21] This should be happening!

[41:00:22] I thought I had bested the Parkour Champion,

[41:00:24] but I was wrong.

[41:00:25] This ends now!

[41:00:26] The Parkour Champion built an attack

[41:00:29] that was directly over the void.

[41:00:31] the void. Either you go down or we both go down. This was the end. The parkour champion

[41:00:38] knew he lost the battle, so he built a jump that would take us both down. And there's

[41:00:43] nothing I can do to defend myself. I knew deep down that this was most likely my last

[41:00:47] jump in parkour civilization. But this time I wasn't gonna give up. Parkour god, if you're

[41:00:53] watching me, please just give me the strength for one last jump. I didn't expect my

[41:01:02] My feet to hit the ground again, but they did and when I turned around the parkour champion had fun

[41:01:07] I won

[41:01:11] I'm the new parkour champion

[41:01:13] I'm supposed to be the one who can make the rules and save everyone

[41:01:17] So how do I do that?

[41:01:19] But as I was standing there something started to happen my items and my inventory were gone and I got

[41:01:24] Teleported to the parkour temple when I walked outside

[41:01:27] I looked around and I realized there was nothing above me and that's what I remember something the parkour master said to me

[41:01:34] He told me that the champion is the only one who knows the way up

[41:01:38] I turned around and looked at the parkour temple and where there was nothing before there was now a way up to get to

[41:01:44] The top of parkour civilization that means my journey wasn't done yet. I still had to make it to the top

[41:01:50] Oh my god

[41:01:51] Now consider the best in parkour civilization so if there's anyone who can make the jumps it was me only one more set

[41:01:57] Of jumps stood between me and the top

[41:02:00] I had always dreamed of this day when I'd look up and I'd see nothing above me

[41:02:04] But I never would have imagined what I'd have to go through to get here every jump

[41:02:08] I made and every jump I failed all led me to this point to make it to the top

[41:02:14] Parkour civilization

[41:02:16] I was here and there was nothing just pure emptiness and only the sky

[41:02:20] I didn't have any idea of what to do until I saw a structure in the distance.

[41:02:24] I walked over and I saw blocks I've never seen before in parkour civilization.

[41:02:28] They were command blocks and they were in front of a throne.

[41:02:32] I stepped up onto the throne and I got my pair of champion boots.

[41:02:36] But this time they weren't someone else's. They were mine.

[41:02:39] It only makes sense that doing parkour on command blocks gives me the power to make the rules of parkour civilization.

[41:02:45] But before I start completely changing the entire rules of society,

[41:02:49] I needed to do something first

[41:02:51] Well, I think it's time. I give these back. I have a feeling you'll probably be needing them. Oh, you did it

[41:02:57] You saved us. No, no, I didn't do anything

[41:03:03] You should be the champion

[41:03:05] I don't know what to do with parkour civilization, but you you were the champion you know how to fix things

[41:03:09] I just don't think I'm ready to be

[41:03:13] Think all of this was for me to become the champion again

[41:03:17] I'm old, and you know parkour civilization is better than I ever could.

[41:03:21] Well, alright, I'm gonna need your help.

[41:03:23] With every four block jump on the command blocks, I can change the rules of parkour civilization.

[41:03:29] And with the help of the old champion, I'm not just gonna make things go back to the way they were.

[41:03:33] I'm gonna make things better than they ever were.

[41:03:35] Parkour was never about making or failing a jump.

[41:03:38] It was about getting up and trying again.

[41:03:40] The parkour God told me, as long as you can parkour, there is always a way.

[41:03:44] And in my parkour civilization, people will always have a chance to try again.

[41:03:49] Oh my god. Bro, I'm Emma. What the-

[41:04:20] I'm gonna go to the bathroom and when we come back, we're not gonna watch sequel, watch sequel another day.

[41:04:25] We'll watch the Digital Circus episode and then-

[41:04:27] Potato!

[41:04:37] Yeah, there's a sequel. Watch the sequel another day.

[41:04:41] Watch the sequel another day. I'll be right back. I'm gonna go to the bathroom, then we watch the Digital Circus and then-

[41:04:52] Game.

[41:04:53] Alright Chad, it's time to do a game.

[41:11:23] We're gonna re-watch parkour civilization, and we're gonna take a shot every time they say parkour.

[41:11:30] And I've been dead.

[41:11:43] We're gonna all die!

[41:11:53] I just watched Digital Circus.

[41:12:11] So three, the mystery of moving home manner.

[41:12:16] I choose life.

[41:12:38] It's time to get cozy and watch digital sockets.

[41:12:51] We must have watched murder drones. What's murder drones? Tell me what that is.

[41:12:55] You're longer.

[41:13:12] Join the camp. We can't die from oxygen deprivation, remember?

[41:13:16] But it still feels like I'm gonna die.

[41:13:18] Try not thinking about it. Or you could toughen up.

[41:13:21] I want to see what your funny cartoon body does.

[41:13:23] What the fuck?

[41:13:25] Well, take it easy. That's you.

[41:13:26] Alright. Here I go.

[41:13:28] We've entered the blue zone

[41:13:35] Is this what they're doing for fun?

[41:13:41] Now she's turning blue. She was already blue. I guess the huge shift just gets faster.

[41:13:55] Why am I the one doing this? Why not one of you guys? Because something different happens with each person.

[41:14:00] For instance, Kinga starts glowing, Ragatha's hair noodle stick up,

[41:14:05] And the masks are spinning, and Zubal turns straight.

[41:14:09] My limbs straighten up and f**k off.

[41:14:11] What the f**k?

[41:14:12] He refuses to show us because he's a coward.

[41:14:15] I want to keep the mystery alive.

[41:14:17] What do you, the viewers, think it is?

[41:14:20] Bro, there's so many people drawn.

[41:14:22] So much f**king porn of this dude.

[41:14:24] What the f**k?

[41:14:26] What the f**k?

[41:14:28] Why is everybody just standing around

[41:14:30] when there's adventure to be had?

[41:14:32] Today's adventure is the mystery of Mildithal Manor!

[41:14:37] He's very, he's very popular.

[41:14:39] This big stinky mansion has been rumored to be filled to the brim with paranormal activity!

[41:14:45] It's up to you to solve the house's deep mysteries and capture all the ghoulish ghost activity you can!

[41:14:51] And for the first time ever, you can become self-aware in this one, right?

[41:15:15] How should I know? I'm not the boss!

[41:15:17] I just can't- I can't watch this and not think that promney is coodle.

[41:15:21] How hard pain's gonna go with this?

[41:15:42] The adventure doesn't end up being another horrible nightmare,

[41:15:48] and I don't really handle jump scares that well.

[41:15:53] That wasn't even scary.

[41:15:56] Back in Clean-It 2?

[41:15:57] Hey, be nice to her.

[41:15:59] She's not a rough couple of days.

[41:16:01] Her and everyone else.

[41:16:02] Right, Gangle?

[41:16:04] Does anybody hear that?

[41:16:21] For my first wild take.

[41:16:25] Nothing, though.

[41:16:25] That didn't happen for me.

[41:16:27] Before you continue on your adventure,

[41:16:29] You know, the juice which doles you better go through.

[41:16:32] The door on the left is the scary door.

[41:16:41] Traded back for peaches, so we're supposed to capture all the ghosts.

[41:16:51] Should we choose?

[41:16:54] Hmm, not sure.

[41:16:56] Let's try this out.

[41:17:00] Don't worry, gang.

[41:17:01] Scary door.

[41:17:15] Zubal gets to the bottom of why you keep skipping all adventures.

[41:17:33] You could end up really hurting Bubbles' feelings.

[41:17:37] Bubbles' feelings?

[41:17:38] Enough about Bubbles' feelings!

[41:17:39] How about...

[41:17:40] So, what's on your mind, Zubal?

[41:17:47] I...

[41:17:48] Is this, like, weird, blurry?

[41:17:49] Hahahaha! That's a-

[41:17:53] I've already told you what my problem is.

[41:17:55] You just never remember because...

[41:17:58] ...never mind.

[41:17:59] My mind is a beeswax-polished coconut.

[41:18:03] Nothing ever escapes these caves.

[41:18:05] So what can I do to make my adventures more appealing to you?

[41:18:09] See? This is exactly what I'm talking about.

[41:18:12] All you're thinking about is your adventures.

[41:18:14] It has nothing to do with the adventures.

[41:18:16] It's more just...

[41:18:18] Ugh, forget it!

[41:18:19] You're probably not even listening.

[41:18:21] Zubo, look at this cool bee I drew!

[41:18:28] Uh-oh.

[41:18:30] Well, at least her eyes went back in.

[41:18:36] What the fuck?

[41:18:51] I wonder what this thing is.

[41:18:53] I'm starting to think...

[41:19:44] ...to the others.

[41:19:45] These adventures.

[41:19:56] We can always ride this thing, ya'll.

[41:19:58] Thanks for waiting, I love-

[41:20:11] Yeah, she's always poor, poor Pony.

[41:20:13] She's always getting dragged into all this shit.

[41:20:15] Convenient lore placement, and this is some rather inconvenient darkness.

[41:21:00] Is it animation?

[41:21:05] Oh, wait. You mean me grabbing you right now? Yeah, that was me. Is this your hand?

[41:21:10] Uh, that's my eye!

[41:21:11] Yes, but which eye?

[41:21:13] I really don't think that meant-

[41:21:15] Whoa!

[41:21:16] You stopped touching my eye!

[41:21:16] Oh, yeah. I just remembered a really funny joke.

[41:21:22] Why did you scream then?

[41:21:25] Maybe it wasn't actually that funny.

[41:21:28] Oh my god.

[41:21:29] I think we should hold on to each other and slowly make our way back into the trophy room.

[41:21:35] Uh, sounds fine to me.

[41:21:41] Only just magnets? Or a bow? Whatever the case, I think we should be completely quiet.

[41:21:59] I- Oh god.

[41:22:00] Okay, yeah, I agree. You know, you really had to miss these things sometimes.

[41:22:09] There's a fly in here.

[41:22:11] That's making a lot of noise.

[41:22:14] What are you saying?

[41:22:15] That's something you smacked in her ass!

[41:22:17] Gotcha!

[41:22:18] I think I got him. I can't see my hands. Ari, could you speak up? I couldn't quite make that out.

[41:22:33] I hate this body. I hate all these stupid, removable pieces. I just want to find something that feels... good.

[41:24:00] Oh yeah, now I remember why, but what?

[41:24:03] Because that problem is already solved! Simply swap out your undesirable zubal harps for better ones!

[41:24:09] I've been trying to find parts I like since the day I got here.

[41:24:13] So, back to the adventure!

[41:24:15] Baaah!

[41:24:16] Forget it.

[41:24:17] Forget it.

[41:24:18] Just forget it.

[41:24:19] Forget what?

[41:24:21] Kane, nobody likes your stupid adventures.

[41:24:24] Haha, good one, Zubal!

[41:24:26] Raghatha's just too nice to say anything.

[41:24:29] Jax just likes to fuck with everybody.

[41:24:31] Gengle's too shy to speak up.

[41:24:33] Kane is insane.

[41:24:35] And Pongni, she looks traumatized every time she comes back from one.

[41:24:40] Oh, Zubal!

[41:24:41] Zubel Zubel making adventures is my art. It's all I exist to do all I'm

[41:24:49] Good at

[41:24:51] What you're saying could imply that I'm bad at the only thing I'm good at

[41:24:58] That'd be

[41:25:08] Oh, yeah, we need to get to the bottom of your behavioral issues

[41:25:11] I'm gonna show you some of plots and you're gonna say the first word that comes to your mind

[41:25:16] You're not sure. A seller of some kind.

[41:25:31] Then I could have had a lesson.

[41:25:39] But you're fucking games.

[41:25:50] Isn't he like an AI? He's not real.

[41:25:52] Take his gun.

[41:26:20] Yeah, sounds good to me.

[41:26:21] Two shots. Let's make them count.

[41:26:40] He seems to run. He doesn't seem kind of insane.

[41:26:56] In this episode, he's less insane in this episode.

[41:27:00] Just leave it to me. I can handle this.

[41:27:12] He record this if he was in hell.

[41:27:55] help. Sorry again about your husband killing you and everything. Oh, you know how men are. Always

[41:28:28] having the silliest priorities. If your friends see him, I only hope he doesn't bore them to death

[41:28:38] with his endless monologues. That man could turn a 57-second story into a Greek tragedy.

[41:28:44] I'll be sure to ask them next time I see them. Thanks again for the tea. I had a really nice

[41:28:48] time here. Oh, don't mention it. Feel free to visit anytime. Definitely. Rock them,

[41:28:55] Some may get such a good experience, what the fuck?

[41:29:43] What the fuck?

[41:30:10] OH SHIT!

[41:30:15] I thought it was fucked up, but he said that.

[41:31:20] You're not him. Well, I guess we are, technically.

[41:31:24] Seven years of computer science?

[41:31:27] Come up and just relax for a bit while nothing's chasing us.

[41:31:30] Did he just... did he mention that? Did he just fucking... did he make this?

[41:32:05] Oh, shit it.

[41:32:06] It was my fault we went down this path, wasn't it? I'm really sorry for that.

[41:32:12] I have you been acting so differently.

[41:32:17] I have. How can I? I'm normally not too good with memories. Being surrounded by darkness always

[41:32:28] brings me back to a certain time. Right after my wife had been abstracted. I don't recall the

[41:32:37] exact string of events but we both ended up in the fort together. And it was dark.

[41:32:43] Oh no.

[41:32:54] Awww.

[41:33:00] Awww.

[41:33:04] No!

[41:33:13] Yeah, she was funny, creative, really into entomology.

[41:33:19] I used to hate bugs, but she somehow got me to like them.

[41:33:24] It's not the most cheerful memory, but it's one I had least a control over.

[41:33:30] I know how I can feel in this circus.

[41:33:38] Sometimes it all just feels pointless.

[41:33:42] Somebody hold that man!

[41:33:59] Awww.

[41:34:02] It's true.

[41:34:12] Aw man! At least you're crying, what the fuck?

[41:34:26] about that last tape. He said, the next breath you take down there will be your last. Maybe

[41:34:34] we can get through if we don't breathe. I'm not very good at holding my breath. It all

[41:34:42] comes full circle. How about we try not thinking about it? We leave and we go back to the

[41:34:55] circus. You're just gonna go back to being crazy. You're not gonna remember any

[41:35:01] of this are you don't worry about me as long as you remember it things will be

[41:35:09] okay

[41:35:16] thank you so much of the rain I've been a great stream and I hope you took a

[41:35:22] shower oh god I'm gonna fucking cry what the fuck oh god

[41:35:33] together happened up here don't worry about that

[41:36:23] Tommy was very brave at least I think she was something like that

[41:36:32] ah hey Ragatha yeah I just kind of say thanks for always being concerned about

[41:36:40] me I feel like through everything I haven't really been appreciative enough

[41:36:46] about that. Oh, thank you, Pummy. I just want to make sure you're doing all right. You know,

[41:36:53] we care about you. Did you remember to get my comedy mask? Uh-oh. And now I'm just starting

[41:37:01] to wonder if the Wild West was even a real direction at all. Whoopsie-daisy, looks like

[41:37:08] everybody completed the adventure and they're coming home. Quick, pretend we weren't having

[41:37:12] the therapy session okay welcome back my meowing milk maids don't ever call us

[41:37:21] that again so what was it like being stuck with the nutcase it wasn't that

[41:37:29] bad actually why he stays in the dark in his fort

[41:37:43] I can live that for his wife!

[41:37:45] Oh, I forgot he's made me cry.

[41:39:46] Oh, how come they...

[41:39:48] How come cartoons?

[41:39:50] Like, cartoons and shit can't do stuff like this.

[41:39:53] You know what I mean?

[41:39:56] You just don't get this type of quality on shows these days.

[41:40:11] This is the real type of media.

[41:40:15] This is what I really want to see.

[41:40:17] Stuff like this.

[41:40:18] Thank you, Glitch, for making such amazing content.

[41:40:43] I don't know, bro. Even some anime these days is just...

[41:40:46] Even some anime these days is just...

[41:40:58] There's a struggle in-

[41:40:59] GASP!

[41:41:00] Did you guys see the fucking disappointment with fucking Uzumaki?

[41:41:05] Goddammit!

[41:41:09] I'm so fucking paced.

[41:41:11] I'm so disappointed.

[41:41:16] I was looking forward to watching that fucking show so bad.

[41:41:20] And then I saw...

[41:41:24] The clips of episode 2 and I'm like...

[41:41:27] No.

[41:41:29] WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?! WHAT HAPPENED?! BINNED! HOW DID THIS ALL GO SO WRONG? THE FIRST EPISODE LOOK AMAZING!

[41:41:45] IT'S LIKE THEY SPENT THE WHOLE BUDGET ON THE FIRST EPISODE!

[41:41:49] IT WAS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT STUDIO- WAIT, ARE THEY GONNA BE DOING THAT FOR THE REST?

[41:41:55] ISN'T IT LIKE FOUR EPISODES? YOU THINK THEY DID IT WITH DIFFERENT STUDIOS EACH EPISODE ON PURPOSE?

[41:42:00] Or is it just... God damn it.

[41:42:03] It was so bad. The second episode was just...

[41:42:09] It was a Maki. Yeah, it was a Maki.

[41:42:27] It's Seven Deadly Sins... Oh God. Don't remind me of

[41:42:34] about the Seven Deadly Sins debacle. That was just...

[41:42:38] That was just tragic, tragedy.

[41:42:45] Seven Deadly Frames.

[41:42:48] Oh my God, I still keep thinking about the battle between Miliotus

[41:42:52] and fuckin...

[41:42:53] It was so bad!

[41:43:05] Yes!

[41:43:06] The millionaires were just as good as Gnore, and I was waiting for this fight for so long,

[41:43:09] I'm like, man, I can't wait to see this animated.

[41:43:12] And...

[41:43:14] It was ass, bro.

[41:43:16] It was just...

[41:43:18] Not it.

[41:43:20] It was not it.

[41:43:21] That was not it, bro.

[41:43:22] That was not it.

[41:43:23] It was not it.

[41:43:30] And then it just kept getting worse.

[41:43:31] And I'm just like...

[41:43:32] I just didn't even watch.

[41:43:34] After that, I was just like, that's it.

[41:43:36] Nope.

[41:43:37] I'm done.

[41:43:39] I'm sure they worked really hard, but I'm sorry.

[41:43:43] Yeah, and now they have the continuation with their kids.

[41:43:50] I don't give a shit about their dumbass kids!

[41:43:53] I don't care!

[41:43:55] I don't care about their dumbass kids!

[41:44:00] Yeah, Dandan does look good.

[41:44:03] I really want to watch that.

[41:44:07] Uh, I heard Jogachu was garbage.

[41:44:09] Rama- Rama looks good.

[41:44:13] Mmm, maybe I'll give Rama the new Rama Watch.

[41:44:17] Wait, has Ray Zero started yet or no?

[41:44:29] Did they already start?

[41:44:36] Oh, she don't close season 2 just ended.

[41:44:52] Oh, how was it? Was it good?

[41:44:53] I'm so behind on everything, I'm just not in the loop.

[41:44:57] I'm not in the loop.

[41:45:00] It was good.

[41:45:02] Mijikarashitini Pokémon.

[41:45:56] Ooh!

[41:45:57] Ooh!

[41:45:59] Silent hail!

[41:46:08] Silent hail!

[41:46:24] We'll place inside of hail, don't play dead space, and then...

[41:46:28] to wherever the wind may take us.

[41:46:30] A hat back on!

[41:46:39] A spell on you!

[41:46:59] Let me connect my controller!

[41:47:26] Oh my God!

[41:47:31] I'm glad I read that warning.

[41:47:37] Shake it up!

[41:47:45] Make me cry!

[41:47:53] I missed the rest of the video, you did.

[41:48:00] You missed it.

[41:48:01] You missed it.

[41:48:05] Oh wait, my heart rate monitor!

[41:48:07] Weeeeee!

[41:48:08] Gonna piss myself from fear.

[41:48:26] Great, back to hearing him fuckin' breathe heavy.

[41:48:33] Is this Silent Hill?

[41:49:10] Yes.

[41:49:14] There she goes.

[41:49:16] Why does it say zero?

[41:49:18] I'm alive.

[41:49:19] I'M ALIVE!

[41:49:21] Oh, what do I have to do now?

[41:49:35] Let me look at my trusty map.

[41:49:39] Oh I need to go to 206. Right? Shit. What was I doing? Balls! How the fuck do I go back there? I remember I died. I died a horrible death.

[41:50:09] Oh my god. Wait why is there a circle in here? Why is that circle? Oh is it because of this? Oh yeah it is.

[41:50:49] Coin cabinet.

[41:50:53] And you will then get...

[41:50:55] You know what? Why are you wishing for my death?

[41:50:57] Why are you wishing for my downfall, huh?

[41:51:03] Of why, I, there's an option in settings to change the controller icons to match what you're using.

[41:51:09] Thank you, why?

[41:51:10] What is this one?

[41:51:33] Of why?

[41:51:39] I don't remember if I went out this way to get back to...

[41:51:43] I think I think it was not seen for my head yet

[41:52:07] I have a feeling this is how I get back. Oh, yeah

[41:52:22] Who fucking makes did you think I'm fucking blind do you think I don't see you I fucking see

[41:53:08] Hey, bitch. We have to go in here

[41:53:44] Is that how we get into tool 6?

[41:53:56] You have to do this all over again.

[41:54:11] I really should go back over there and go in there.

[41:54:16] Was there something in there?

[41:54:18] That was good.

[41:54:21] I think there was.

[41:54:22] She's hooked.

[41:54:27] Did she come in the leg?

[41:54:30] Is that real?

[41:54:31] I don't want to waste any bull eggs.

[41:54:57] I only have 14.

[41:54:59] This is Dodge.

[41:55:14] This is Mo-camera.

[41:55:15] And this is...

[41:55:16] I'm going to piss myself.

[41:55:17] Put in legs!

[41:55:18] What?

[41:55:42] Where did legs go?

[41:55:44] Legs?

[41:55:45] Eggs? Did the eggs leave?

[41:56:01] What the hell?

[41:56:02] Uh, what the fuck? I'm still confused.

[41:56:49] Now she's cheating herself.

[41:57:28] Overcome right here.

[41:57:36] Maybe I should just read-

[41:58:16] Always the same time, right, left, right.

[41:58:57] It's always the same thing.

[41:59:00] Right, left, right.

[41:59:02] Eleven.

[41:59:06] Seven.

[41:59:08] Thirteen.

[41:59:09] Thirteen, eleven, seven.

[41:59:11] Thirteen.

[41:59:27] Seven, eleven.

[41:59:29] Seven.

[41:59:37] Thanks, mister.

[41:59:49] And I'm gonna die, but I'm still fucked up.

[42:01:12] I'm still fucked up to have small staircase key.

[42:01:34] I was supposed to come in here and find the legs, but you know what?

[42:01:49] I killed it ahead of time, so I suck my balls.

[42:02:03] So wait, to have small staircase key?

[42:02:06] He opening the small staircase door on the second floor of the Woodside Apartment building.

[42:02:42] Wait, I'm missing. I have to come out.

[42:02:44] It's kinda hurting.

[42:03:04] Oh yes, I remember now.

[42:03:08] I remember what happened.

[42:03:09] Oh, I remember.

[42:03:10] Oh, I remember.

[42:03:17] I remember.

[42:03:18] So let me stay.

[42:03:35] I remember.

[42:03:51] Oh, I got a people there back.

[42:19:00] I'm back.

[42:19:01] Sorry.

[42:19:03] Hey, the witch and Twitch is back.

[42:19:06] Ugh, Jesus Christ.

[42:19:08] Okay, I'm okay.

[42:19:23] I'll be fine.

[42:19:24] I'll be fine.

[42:19:25] I got something to drink.

[42:19:32] Oop, rotate my throat.

[42:19:52] I didn't want you guys to see my heart rate spiking when I puked.

[42:20:03] Alright, alright, alright, Jeremy, calm down, calm down, Jeremy, calm down, calm down,

[42:21:12] Jeremy, calm down, calm down, calm the fuck down, Jeremy.

[42:21:16] I have to go this way.

[42:21:26] Oh, I killed it already. What the fuck?

[42:21:28] Wait, it's this way.

[42:21:47] Isn't it?

[42:21:53] I get everything I need to get.

[42:21:55] Eventually, I need to get to Rosewater Park.

[42:22:07] What's the Kali Stove Protocol?

[42:22:15] Enlightenment.

[42:22:17] The stream is a day long.

[42:22:21] Incorrect information.

[42:22:23] It's kind of like Dead Space, but worse.

[42:22:40] Ooh!

[42:22:42] It is.

[42:22:50] It's a day long.

[42:22:52] Ooh! It is?

[42:22:55] Actually I didn't even bought that game with the intention to...

[42:22:58] I know what you are.

[42:23:51] I thought it was this way.

[42:23:57] Was it not this way? Did I get it wrong?

[42:24:01] Did I go the wrong way?

[42:24:08] Oh wait, I went the wrong way.

[42:24:24] It's all gone.

[42:24:42] It's this way.

[42:24:45] No. All the way across is not this way.

[42:25:14] I have to go upstairs.

[42:25:26] I'm on my way. He's not breathing me. Stop breathing.

[42:26:15] Yeah, and I was like, what? Oh, baby carriage.

[42:26:43] What? I mean, what?

[42:27:19] Come here, bro. Come at me.

[42:27:22] Come here, bro.

[42:27:25] I looked in here and I'm like, what?

[42:28:21] What is this?

[42:28:22] Oh, ho, ho, ho.

[42:28:24] Whatever could this be?

[42:28:42] I'm so fucked.

[42:28:43] I remember if I went through all these things.

[42:29:22] You like it?

[42:29:42] Let's try and go.

[42:29:43] Why?

[42:29:48] Why should I?

[42:29:49] Here we go.

[42:30:08] Kind of wanna save and then come back.

[42:30:14] I don't wanna save and come back.

[42:30:57] Some minute.

[42:30:57] It's a wrong turn.

[42:30:59] I wanna save and come back.

[42:31:11] Exactly what I'm gonna do.

[42:31:13] Oh, not yet.

[42:31:32] And fuck this shit.

[42:31:53] Just know he's gonna be moaning for a very long time.

[42:31:56] And it's okay.

[42:31:59] Wait, I want the wrong way.

[42:32:00] Oops.

[42:32:06] Where's the this way?

[42:32:08] Hello?

[42:32:09] Being low health all the time affects your ending?

[42:32:23] Oop!

[42:32:24] Was it really?

[42:32:25] There was a save here!

[42:32:41] What the fuck?

[42:33:25] Did I just heal then?

[42:33:26] I kinda feel bad.

[42:33:27] Like, bad using a full heal now.

[42:33:30] Moly a little hurt.

[42:33:32] Not a lot.

[42:33:43] Okay, now this shortcut's open?

[42:33:44] Well, it better fix my ending and so be it.

[42:33:57] There's a guy coughing.

[42:34:03] Oop!

[42:34:24] What the...

[42:34:25] That does not sound good!

[42:34:45] Who's there?

[42:34:57] It wasn't me!

[42:34:58] I didn't do it. He was like that when I got here.

[42:35:08] I'm killing you. I'm killing you.

[42:35:11] I don't care about anything else. I don't give a shit about anything else.

[42:35:14] I didn't do you. I swear I didn't kill you.

[42:35:17] I don't know what's in you.

[42:35:19] There is no, like...

[42:35:20] Oh, he's running? I'm back on!

[42:35:22] I'm sorry.

[42:35:23] You live here already.

[42:35:32] I'm not even from this town.

[42:35:33] What the fuck?

[42:35:35] Well, brought him here.

[42:35:41] Yeah, you could say that.

[42:35:43] Well, they came at me.

[42:35:44] I didn't know what to do so I ran.

[42:35:46] I read it came here

[42:35:49] Figured it might be safe, but then I found the guy in the fridge easy deep breaths

[42:35:57] It's not

[42:35:59] These things

[42:36:02] This whole town no shit best if you just get out of here

[42:36:12] You want to come with

[42:36:14] Yeah, I'm telling you we can find a way out of this town.

[42:36:16] Oh, sorry, but I can't leave.

[42:36:18] No, you can't leave.

[42:36:19] No, this motherfucker's giving out advice to this like bitch!

[42:36:21] What the fuck?

[42:36:22] You should leave too!

[42:36:23] I'll find someone.

[42:36:24] Jeremy?

[42:36:48] He still hasn't found his perfect fragrance yet.

[42:36:50] Are you gonna be okay?

[42:36:58] Are you?

[42:37:01] I guess.

[42:37:02] Can you be okay?

[42:37:03] Yeah.

[42:37:08] Better go take that shit first.

[42:37:10] Can I use the bathroom please?

[42:37:12] You've taken way too long.

[42:37:14] I really need to use it.

[42:37:28] Oh, there's a computer.

[42:37:29] Can we go online?

[42:37:30] I wanna play my special games.

[42:37:34] Spare what the fuck?

[42:37:39] Bitch, don't tell me I have to go out there.

[42:37:47] And I did that, this is where I came from, but I do have to go out this way.

[42:38:44] Well, let me see, wow, there's three of them, three of them, and they're all surrounding

[42:39:20] the baby carrier.

[42:39:21] I'm gonna save in the stairwell, and then I'm gonna go out there.

[42:39:35] Well, I don't have to do that again, but up here it says, check in the baby,

[42:39:49] More like they want to eat the fucking baby.

[42:39:51] I think they want to eat the baby.

[42:40:04] I don't even hear a baby crying.

[42:40:09] I think that's all fake.

[42:40:11] They're trying to lure me out there.

[42:40:13] Okay well now, I saved so if I die, it's fine.

[42:40:20] What if I just shoot him from here?

[42:40:23] Retruous life and piece of shit.

[42:40:39] Where'd the other one go? Oh, he's over there.

[42:40:42] I come to the fucking window! I dare you!

[42:40:47] Come to the window!

[42:40:50] Big arm on my head, big arm!

[42:41:07] Oh my god, he like disappeared for like a second.

[42:41:09] What is Silent Hill 2?

[42:41:11] You'd like to know!

[42:41:15] Definitely not the game I'm playing right now.

[42:41:20] Let's shoot him in the butt.

[42:41:25] Let's shoot his butt right now!

[42:41:30] Buddy!

[42:41:31] It's time to die!

[42:41:33] That's one shot, baby.

[42:42:14] I'm gonna miss this time.

[42:42:52] Get them down.

[42:42:54] There's three of them.

[42:43:11] Who the fuck are you?

[42:43:13] Who the fuck are you?

[42:43:14] I'm gonna ask you the same thing, buddy.

[42:43:45] Did that even hit?

[42:43:49] I don't think it did.

[42:44:01] And man, I really don't wanna waste all my bullets.

[42:44:11] I think if I could just kill it one more, I'd be okay.

[42:44:35] Oh, it's so hard to hold.

[42:44:37] It's so hard to hold, dude.

[42:44:45] It's hard to shoot a controller, holy shit.

[42:44:49] Most people just run past them.

[42:44:51] I mean, most people.

[42:45:44] I'm restarting.

[42:45:47] I'm restarting.

[42:45:55] Oh, it's a way too many.

[42:45:58] The other one was was three that one took me so much more. Oh, I know the third floor

[42:46:43] Oops

[42:47:23] Going the right way

[42:47:24] And now here I come

[42:47:38] Oh

[42:47:58] You're not gonna be okay

[42:48:18] Shit is closed inside the pool side of parts

[42:49:21] Lock them over here

[42:49:23] Hey, do you wanna come over here?

[42:49:25] Hey, do you wanna hang out over here?

[42:49:27] Do you wanna hang out this way?

[42:50:31] These weird suits, you'll say first.

[42:56:07] Hey, can I just put them in now?

[42:57:17] I can open the door from that side.

[42:57:20] Have another shortcut.

[42:57:22] Three bright coins in the five holes B first sits.

[42:57:43] A man and a snake.

[42:57:53] The wind from behind the main dock no.

[42:57:56] Beautiful flower alone has to grow.

[42:57:58] Here comes the man, so sleek and so fine.

[42:58:01] And the pale moonlight, his eyes dot shine.

[42:58:05] No, wait.

[42:58:09] There we go.

[42:58:51] It's a flower.

[42:58:59] And it's underneath the tree.

[42:59:00] And from behind the maiden here, because she's under the tree.

[42:59:38] Okay, well, well, let's leave the flower here, and then we'll wait for the maiden,

[43:00:35] because then it's a maiden and like a wind.

[43:00:38] And roll the smaller fuckers tap dancing outside!

[43:01:18] Hey, thank you so much for the gift and subs.

[43:01:20] Love the boots.

[43:01:24] Oh, at least I got rid of that annoying guy.

[43:02:23] Well, I guess we go to the third floor now.

[43:02:53] I don't know which way to go.

[43:02:57] Well, thank you so much for the raid.

[43:02:59] I hope you had a great stream.

[43:03:00] Hello.

[43:03:40] My name is James, but we call him Jeremy here,

[43:03:46] because he looks like Jeremy Fragrance.

[43:03:52] Well, he really does.

[43:04:01] Excuse me, Jeremy?

[43:04:04] Jeremy, Jeremy, please.

[43:04:07] Jeremy, you didn't have to come here, Jeremy.

[43:04:11] Wait, what the fuck is that noise?

[43:04:35] Take my medicine and give me one second.

[43:04:48] Terminal approaches.

[43:04:52] Terminal's been causing trouble in this room.

[43:04:54] That's right.

[43:04:55] Connor streamed too,

[43:04:56] cause he's playing that fucking fishman game.

[43:05:00] Fuck.

[43:05:04] Is there a, how many, how many fishman game

[43:05:06] does he have to play?

[43:05:07] Do you guys know?

[43:05:11] How many of them are there?

[43:05:13] How many games are there?

[43:05:18] He's on the fourth one.

[43:05:19] What the fuck?

[43:05:27] He's on the fourth one.

[43:05:37] Fuck is he playing?

[43:05:41] Tom, Freddy, fish game.

[43:07:00] All done.

[43:07:06] Well, I'll put my brace on.

[43:08:14] All done already.

[43:08:25] Oh, they're great stream.

[43:08:27] Glowstick raid.

[43:08:31] My glowstick property.

[43:08:37] Holographic property.

[43:08:42] We're playing Silent Hill, hello.

[43:08:46] I'm playing Jeremy Fragrance, a really dumb guy.

[43:08:50] Coming around, looking for his perfect Latina.

[43:09:04] He really wants to find his perfect Latina.

[43:09:09] Will he find it?

[43:09:12] In Colina Silenciosa 2?

[43:09:17] I don't know.

[43:09:18] Don't know if he will.

[43:09:21] In Adlomo de Silencio.

[43:09:27] He's on the hunt.

[43:09:37] You could tell these are the more expensive apartments because the locks are much better than downstairs.

[43:09:58] I know you're in there and I know you're wondering about it.

[43:10:05] I know you're having a shuffle back there.

[43:10:06] I know you're having a shuffle back there.

[43:10:15] Are you in there?

[43:10:19] Or is it you?

[43:10:29] It's you bugs!

[43:10:38] It's the Master Raider guy.

[43:10:40] Behind the wall is their business listen.

[43:10:55] Are they in the bathroom?

[43:12:33] There's one more.

[43:13:13] Which direction?

[43:13:48] This way?

[43:13:50] Oh, there they are.

[43:13:51] They like hiding behind the thing.

[43:13:53] Well, there's one more.

[43:14:30] Fuck!

[43:14:31] Get in the corner.

[43:14:36] It's right through there.

[43:15:14] They're gonna be hiding right behind the wall.

[43:15:16] Either on this side.

[43:15:22] God for sure should be in there!

[43:16:03] Dear vagina to yourself, girl!

[43:16:09] I know there's something there here.

[43:16:13] I know!

[43:16:13] I can feel it!

[43:16:14] It all looks normal, but it's not.

[43:16:16] It's underneath, pulsing, trying to get out.

[43:16:19] Is it trying to get out?

[43:16:20] Or should I get in?

[43:16:22] I have to uncover it, whip it to the surface, peel it off layer by layer, so I can see it.

[43:16:34] I know it's there.

[43:17:02] Better stop, I'm gonna piss myself-

[43:17:40] You see if I can see them.

[43:17:41] I had a time.

[43:17:42] I'm gonna piss myself.

[43:17:59] This was the new Resident Evil game.

[43:18:00] Oh no, no, no.

[43:18:02] It's the fragrance.

[43:18:07] We're looking for the perfect Latina.

[43:18:09] We haven't found her yet.

[43:18:11] She's not around.

[43:18:12] She's nowhere to be found.

[43:18:13] The witch of Twitch has returned!

[43:23:41] I'm back.

[43:23:42] I just went to the bathroom.

[43:23:44] Okay.

[43:23:55] It's time to go.

[43:23:57] Batcha ba ba ba ba!

[43:24:02] To Witching!

[43:24:10] Okay.

[43:24:11] Everybody-

[43:24:14] Oooooos!

[43:24:21] Long time no see!

[43:24:23] Let me see the m-

[43:24:24] Simpergatory!

[43:25:05] Oh God.

[43:25:06] I have a feeling he did something terrible.

[43:25:08] His wife.

[43:26:31] Oh, there she is.

[43:26:33] Oh, there she is.

[43:26:35] This is why- Oh, there she is.

[43:27:37] Oh, my heart rate monitor. Hold on, let me turn off.

[43:27:39] Are they outside?

[43:28:18] It's a parchment. They were on this side.

[43:29:09] They moved to the other side.

[43:29:11] That's why I don't hear them anymore.

[43:29:13] I kinda wanna go and save and then come back.

[43:30:28] I risk it because I don't wanna have to do all this shit again.

[43:30:38] I don't wanna go through that shit again.

[43:30:40] Fuck that shit.

[43:30:42] How do we go back?

[43:31:39] Stop making me look through covers that have nothing inside!

[43:31:54] Son of a bitch!

[43:32:00] They crawled in there.

[43:32:26] Okay.

[43:32:31] I was wrong.

[43:32:46] Wrong.

[43:32:47] Wrong!

[43:32:48] No, I wasn't.

[43:32:49] But I wasn't entirely right.

[43:32:51] I need to peel off more.

[43:32:52] Something more blood-closed.

[43:32:53] Damn, what the fuck are you talking about?

[43:32:56] What are you talking about?

[43:32:58] I was looking outside, but it is in me.

[43:33:04] There's someone inside of me.

[43:33:19] There's weeners, fight me legs.

[43:33:50] I don't want to drink it, but I don't know.

[43:34:30] No double vagina from you.

[43:34:38] Should I drink it?

[43:34:39] Aw man.

[43:34:40] Hear me out.

[43:34:47] Phrasing?

[43:34:54] She literally has two vaginas!

[43:34:56] Look!

[43:34:57] She's double legs!

[43:34:58] Killing that this guy probably did something horrible to his wife.

[43:35:12] He killed her and he has an amputation fetish.

[43:35:14] That's the only thing that makes sense right now.

[43:35:17] There are kids watching.

[43:35:27] Another really heavy pa-

[43:36:18] Oh, for the-

[43:36:19] For this maybe?

[43:36:20] The-

[43:36:21] Some sort of

[43:36:23] conveyor belt thing?

[43:36:24] where he put that up his ass he put it up I'm guessing I put this down there

[43:36:46] courtyard good and it killed everything outside whoa better not be in there

[43:37:33] fucking you out there I don't take kindly to being attacked I want to hear

[43:38:27] it legs bro I see two round tubes and I think it's legs legs can be anywhere

[43:38:53] give your ice peel bros is that the mating woman warning garbage shoot out

[43:39:30] order please not use until the problem is resolved well I took care of the

[43:39:36] problem so don't worry

[43:39:47] A woman under the tree. We found it. We did it. A man does approach. His blade now

[43:40:49] revealed. His face disappears behind shining steel. Away from the man,

[43:40:54] Darth Maiden free. Towards the flower, away from the tree. The man's facing this

[43:42:37] way. She has to face away from the man. The man's gonna be facing this way. So she should be here?

[43:43:33] Shit, hold on. Yeah, cause he's gonna be this way. There we go. YAAAAAAAHHHHH! Where once grew a flower of venomous

[43:44:07] greed. So that's a snake. Where once was a maiden, but a stoned off bee. And over her grave, the man

[43:44:15] And thus remained, his blade never met, with vile, certain serpents vane.

[43:44:31] At whose teeth interfleshed off bore, she who has failed, she who is no more.

[43:44:37] Now unto the few falls a grievous chore.

[43:44:40] Who carry blame for what fate had in store?

[43:45:03] It was all man's typical man saw his fault all the time.

[43:45:09] It's always the man's fault.

[43:45:23] I got good grades in school!

[43:45:25] I got good grades in school!

[43:45:32] Right, Jeremy?

[43:45:40] As if- as if men will be like,

[43:45:42] Oh, women's fault.

[43:45:44] Fuck her.

[43:45:46] Fuck that bitch.

[43:45:48] We're always gonna blame each other for everything.

[43:45:51] No one would ever blame themselves.

[43:45:53] They always blame other people.

[43:45:55] Always happens, LA.

[43:45:57] Same argument that was happening

[43:46:19] before where it's like,

[43:46:23] Vituber? She's a man.

[43:46:25] No, she's not a man.

[43:46:27] Oh well, pfft.

[43:46:29] She's a woman and of course women.

[43:46:31] Women this, women that.

[43:46:32] Oh, she's a bitch what.

[43:46:34] You can't win.

[43:46:36] No one ever wins.

[43:46:37] No one ever wins, ever.

[43:46:39] No one ever wins nothing.

[43:46:41] No one wins.

[43:46:43] Y'all lose.

[43:46:45] That must be ugly.

[43:46:49] Oh, a woman, of course.

[43:46:51] Women only, women only do this.

[43:46:54] Oh, must be a robot.

[43:46:56] Nope

[43:46:59] But I know what he's gonna say

[43:47:08] Because she's la Tina and Latina eat my balls bientell encố they explain something I think what the fuck. Are you talking about

[43:47:56] Fucking whisper you know wasn't just because my mom can't control

[43:48:24] The the volume over waste that doesn't mean

[43:48:28] Fucking going on I swear

[43:49:06] Where the fuck am I gonna go?

[43:49:09] Get my balls.

[43:49:11] Wait, why is there a question mark there?

[43:49:15] Question mark?

[43:49:18] Is it because of the laundry?

[43:49:25] I mean, the garbage?

[43:49:27] Go to room 2-1, please!

[43:49:50] Any concentration?

[43:49:52] Whatever.

[43:49:59] As to a one.

[43:50:00] What do you say?

[43:50:15] They make you fun.

[43:50:17] Oh, God.

[43:50:46] I told them I'm ready to get to the whisper.

[43:50:51] You should tell them a comment.

[43:50:53] Bruh.

[43:50:56] Look, I'm genie Chalky Milk.

[43:51:40] I would just say Whispering Spanx, GONNEL!

[43:51:47] What the fuck was that? Did you hear that?

[43:52:13] It was like a woman.

[43:52:19] Legs are even there.

[43:52:38] I was gonna say I might drink the health drink.

[43:53:03] But I already did.

[43:53:05] What the fuck?

[43:53:20] Thank you so much for the 33 months.

[43:53:23] TV? Ha!

[43:53:28] This is where I think of modern media!

[43:53:46] Bro, I- Every fucking-

[43:53:50] What's underneath the pyramid?

[43:55:59] I shit about him.

[43:56:01] fucking legs. He wants legs only but he didn't want me. He just wants pussy? Bloody, bloody

[43:56:30] hand guard chief. Well I don't have a pussy so I have a pussy. Oh legs. What the fuck

[43:56:47] hold up. Hey is this the same legs or is this the different legs? Was he trying to

[43:57:07] fuck legs? They kind of look like that's what was happening. Kind of share me a little

[43:57:14] bit. Hope there's a save. Other world? Hope there's a save in the other world. I don't

[43:59:19] want to do that again. This is just a mirrored version of where I was before. What the hell?

[43:59:48] Is this an autosave moment? I guess this is autosave? Okay. This is an exact mirrored.

[44:00:42] This game really knows how to freak you out. Slow burn. Apartments you add in the

[44:01:49] first floor there is god they like throw up before they die Jesus Christ

[44:04:54] that's gross monsters are out and about but they're in this place too

[44:05:36] oh shit I should have known you were here legs cookie have a cookie

[44:06:23] there when there's nothing in maybe if we're playing on like easier difficulty

[44:06:35] maybe there'll be way more items your home goods all shit and for motherfuckers

[44:08:00] Look her! Fuckin' bugs!

[44:08:24] Her mints are shit!

[44:08:25] We should've moved outta here a long time ago!

[44:08:27] Oh, my friends!

[44:09:08] Eugh!

[44:09:19] If you fear Scott, he'll run from him and hide.

[44:09:21] He's fled to the west to the other side.

[44:09:24] Here comes Mildred with unknown intent.

[44:09:27] Scott lies face down, blagged, to her dissent.

[44:09:31] Okay, Dr. Seuss?

[44:09:33] You want a good look?

[44:09:52] A picture of a window?

[44:10:43] Picture Murphy like...

[44:11:03] Bruh!

[44:11:04] I don't wanna go outside.

[44:11:05] I'm gonna take a picture of the fucking window.

[44:11:07] Is this outside?

[44:11:41] I'll be right back, I gotta pee.

[44:11:43] Sorry about that.

[44:23:13] I've returned, and I'm ready.

[44:23:17] Let me put my hardware monitor back on.

[44:23:30] This hardware monitor that I have is gonna ask.

[44:24:09] I might have to get another one.

[44:24:11] I don't feel like it's like as accurate as it could be.

[44:24:16] What do I mean?

[44:24:18] Okay, I need to find...

[44:24:19] I need to find the hand...

[44:24:21] The hand to the clock!

[44:24:29] Okay...

[44:24:30] What the fuck?

[44:24:40] H on door...

[44:24:58] Okay, I'm out through here...

[44:25:32] Go this way?

[44:25:33] Do you think our vocal cord is in our butt hole?

[44:27:43] I don't know about all that.

[44:27:51] It's in our vagina.

[44:27:54] I think Paul is something else.

[44:28:11] Is that made up?

[44:28:50] I don't know, but it's the sturdiest shit I've ever seen in my life.

[44:28:54] Cool face, you will post your cock on Twitter.

[44:32:33] Safe in silent hell.

[44:35:34] Pick the blades.

[44:37:21] Who the fuck is this?

[44:37:22] This is not the same legs. I don't want to go back and save.

[44:39:15] I'm just on the arms.

[44:40:37] I'm killing you. I'm killing you.

[44:40:47] I don't care about anything else. I don't give a shit about anything else.

[44:40:50] Alright, my program is just get that fucking guy right now.

[44:40:54] Doesn't there is no like...

[44:40:56] Oh, he's running? I'm back on!

[44:40:58] Nope, it's just...

[44:40:59] Harry, what the fuck?

[44:44:42] Themselves. It's so nasty.

[44:44:46] What the fuck?

[44:44:47] You like not shit yourself, please?

[44:44:49] Please?

[44:44:50] Oh, you don't shit yourself.

[44:44:59] You do that?

[44:45:01] Just don't fucking shit yourself.

[44:45:03] I hate this.

[44:45:14] I hate this, because I know this is setting me up

[44:45:16] for a chase scene.

[44:45:18] I'm gonna get chased, I already know.

[44:46:03] There's a radio up here.

[44:46:04] Radio.

[44:46:20] Wow, congratulations.

[44:46:21] You know how to write radio.

[44:46:23] This is garble and annotate,

[44:47:34] my fucking three of six.

[44:54:49] You're...

[44:54:51] Jerk off?

[44:54:52] Be load on control.

[44:57:40] I heal, I heal, I heal, don't I?

[44:57:42] What the hell?

[44:57:43] What the... I'm getting bullets. That's good.

[44:57:55] Okay, cause I'm not wasting as many bullets, so I have a lot for later.

[44:58:01] Thank you so much for the 20 gift, it's so thank you!

[44:59:22] I need a safe... I need a place to save quick.

[44:59:25] I'm concerned.

[44:59:28] They're better to... I think these, the Kakka ones here, are they better to shoot?

[45:00:20] At least they're dumb. Line toward the center.

[45:07:12] I'm killing you. I don't care about anything else. I don't give a shit about anything else.

[45:08:33] Shut up!

[45:08:34] He's running? Okay, I go.

[45:08:42] Nope, it's just...

[45:08:42] Shut up!

[45:08:43] That makes me wanna pee.

[45:09:02] If you said, if you say so, I'll go peep.

[45:09:42] I'll be right back.

[45:09:43] Wanna pee?

[45:09:44] And I'll be right back.

[45:24:54] I should've scared you.

[45:25:05] But that doesn't mean it's not gonna happen later.

[45:25:29] I scared you?

[45:25:30] Struck again!

[45:26:06] Oh god, it's back to hell.

[45:26:08] But it's almost over! We are going to die!

[45:26:24] Just kidding, you're not gonna die.

[45:26:26] H4, this hotel room smells like shit though!

[45:27:19] This is a girl I forgot. I am a 100% a man.

[45:28:18] 1000% a man with the biggest coffee you've ever seen!

[45:29:55] I think if you just scratched those guys' backs, they'd leave you alone.

[45:29:58] You can suck my balls!

[45:30:12] Oh, my Haribon are ready to fix it.

[45:30:25] Your girlfriend's vagina's hairy.

[45:30:27] You don't have a girlfriend, you fucking liar.

[45:30:29] Fucky.

[45:30:32] That's if you've ever seen a vagina in your life.

[45:30:35] The only one you've seen was your mom's.

[45:30:59] What the fuck?

[45:31:00] Fucking hurry, man! I don't want to fucking work!

[45:31:06] God, I hope I know.

[45:31:11] You've never seen a pussy in your whole life!

[45:31:54] Oh, a swan.

[45:31:59] It needs a swan.

[45:32:09] What?

[45:32:10] This can't be!

[45:32:11] I can't leave!

[45:32:13] Shocking revelation!

[45:32:15] From 209...

[45:32:46] I'm gonna die.

[45:32:48] What did they say?

[45:33:27] I'll form figurine part.

[45:34:32] Because you don't face reality part.

[45:35:27] Have you done a pussy reveal?

[45:35:29] To the right out there a great street as it was a constant stupid question.

[45:36:07] And stupid questions get stupid in-