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10-01-2024 · 47h 16m
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We have returned!
Thank you for holding. Thank you for holding. Thank you for holding.
Yeah, but zero, so many screencap dead shit.
No screencap dead shit, that stupid dumbass, Iron Mouth bitch.
Look in the moon, we fucked the moon. That's it.
We fucked the moon.
Yeah, uh, we're back. We're back.
Oh my God, I'm slowly losing steam.
Slowly losing steam, slowly losing my mind.
The moon will definitely call us tomorrow.
Moon will definitely call us tomorrow.
I hope so.
Moon, you better call back, holy fuck.
If not, shame on you.
You think the moon likes us?
I hope so.
I was so hoof.
It's been a crazy, crazy day.
This is the end.
I can't even believe that all this should happen.
And there's still so much more to come.
There's so many more surprises to come.
We're still adding to the time until 7 p.m., but
after 7 p.m., no more time will be added.
That's the end of that.
No more time. That's it.
Oh, it's 7 p.m. for you. Good night.
I hope you have a nice, rest of your night.
GormGerry, okay, I'll date tomorrow.
No, no, I'm tomorrow,
because tomorrow I debut my new model.
My new model is debuting tomorrow, so tomorrow
You'll be...
BEWITCHED by me!
Because I will be a little witch!
I will be a little witch tomorrow.
And we'll do spooky things and sing spooky songs!
I wonder what game we can play tomorrow.
Let me think.
Something spooky.
I wonder if anybody would be around to maybe play a spooky game.
Hmm.
Left for there with the group?
Oh, that would be so much fun.
Well, Connor doesn't want to do seven days.
I wouldn't mind doing seven days though.
I think it would be fun to do another 7 days, but Connor doesn't want to do 7 days, but
Pete said he would want to do 7 days.
Yeah, 7 days.
Bro, we were watching this video the other day.
I think we should finish it.
I contained another diary entry from Lana with a shocking revelation, a confession.
Jailer's eyes are gone, Nicholas's heart is gone, Jesus' voice is gone, and Sadie has
been taken apart.
I pray this stays private and nobody finds out my true intentions with the Siddharth.
I cannot believe how easy it has been to make these players believe I am the victim, and
now that they're all on my side they will all pay for how they have treated me.
Well so much for Sildar being the victim in this situation, not the perpetrator.
Or is she?
Turns out that there's a lot about Lana that we don't know.
Players discovered this string of text in Sadie's bio that when translated reads,
My death was planned by Lana, not evil.
They're not a small coterie, they're her sacrifices.
Players then discovered a secret cabin in the Questionnaire map which contained another
diary entry from Lana with a shocking revelation.
A confession.
Jailer's eyes are gone, Nicholas's heart is gone, Jesus' voice is gone, and Sadie
has been taken apart.
I pray this stays private, and that nobody finds out my true intentions with the Siddharth.
I cannot believe how easy it has been to make these players believe I am the victim, and
now that they're all on my side, they will all pay for how they have treated me.
Well, so much for Sildar being the good guys, because Lana has seemingly just confessed
to murder, and her new kodori will face the same fate.
She soon began acting strange and hostile towards them.
Well, I mean, more hostile than she already was.
a questionnaire with her coterie member Sunny, Lana was wearing an eye patch and said that
her eye hurt. And the next questionnaire Sunny was gone and Lana didn't have the eye patch
anymore. When players asked her what happened to it, she denied ever having an eye patch
in the first place, which obviously we know is a massive lie. Sunny did survive this though
her eye was taken, and it seems like a pattern is developing of Lana taking the body parts
of her coterie members. But for what purpose exactly is she just a murderous
psychopath. We'll come back to this soon, but all I'll say for now is that it goes
way, way deeper than that. Throughout all of these questionnaires, the Codere
members would change their bios or post in the group warning players that Lana was
acting strange or that they shouldn't trust her. In one questionnaire that Call
Me Haley was invited to, she mentioned to Lana that Nelly had been saying
things behind her back, to which Lana initially had to talk with her privately.
Lana then made an announcement as Sagaard, which read,
execution. Today I will have to lock a few doors and open new ones. I trust in my
coterie deeply but I've received an infallibility say about me. This event marked
the downfall of the new coterie which is kind of hilarious because it all
started with Call Me Haley snitching on Nelly Tolano which like come on man
Nelly didn't do anything to you. After these announcements Lana and her
coterie member Raphael went on a questionnaire and what happened next
absolutely shocked the players.
Today I would like to talk about the trail. My associating with me you promised to not betray my word.
Recently I've received intel of the trail within my own community, the Coterie.
However, at the trail, I think we all need to forgive once in our lives. However, actions have consequences.
My dear Coterie number Raphael. Raphael, I know the lies you've told people.
I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, don't say that. I know and it's okay. But actions have consequences.
And this goes as a reminder. These consequences will happen to you if you try to betray me.
You do not feel disgusted. This is a traitor.
A cool reminder of the trail. And what I did was not evil. It was justified. Hello, Amy.
I have eyes at the back of my head, all three, and if you choose between me and Raphael's fate, we'll interlink with yours, the last traitor and my Kodori to go, and must teach them all a lesson of betrayal.
I do not know what to do, I'm trying to prove that I'm not the only son.
On both shoulders, do you want to know who is next? I will hate to have to do it to her. When the skies are cloudy, she is hidden. Do not warn her, she will have a coming.
After Lana killed Raphael for betraying her, she killed two more Kodori members, Sunny and Michael, live in front of all the players.
He then tried to kill Nelly, however, Nathan, who had only been a member of the Coterie for a few days before leaving because of Lana's weird behavior, stepped in to protect her.
Oh, looks like Nathan's back.
What up? Your brain is now.
Are you two threatening me?
Yes, in fact, we are.
You want to face the consequences.
You can try, but you will fail.
And then how do you know that? Didn't you need to hide from me?
This sounds so tough, huh?
You're lucky for us.
You're lucky doesn't tell me what you were planning.
It's like literally only you're to suck up to you and your evil plans.
Evil plans?
All the best!
Stop trying to act innocent.
Right!
Good morning, Mouse. It's about five in the morning for me.
Morning!
Wanted to come in and say hi before I get ready for work.
Never thought I would wake up to some Roblox whore.
Sorry!
HAHAHAHA!
I am laughing and you know what? I'm fed up with both of you.
Everybody, this is what happens when you betray me.
Just when everyone thought that Nelly and Nathan were about to meet the inn,
suddenly the tables turned and they killed Lana, finally putting an end to her reign.
They killed Lana?!
Let's get her!
Before you do that.
Girl, don't look at us!
You forgot one thing. I have the players.
Will you save Lana?
Bro, this editing is sending me!
So that wraps up the story, right? Lana has finally been stopped. Wrong, because Lana was a doppelganger, because of course she was.
On Lana's YouTube channel, a video was uploaded titled The Last Serenade.mp4.
The video confirms that the Lana who was killed on stage was just one of many, and she has opened some kind of portal in order to travel to a new location called The Fortress, which we'll talk about extensively later.
When Lana returned, she killed Nathan on a live questionnaire and revenge for betraying her.
Nelly was also to be killed, however Lana let players vote on a poll with her to keep Nelly alive, and so she was spared.
But keep her in mind because we'll be revisiting Nelly very soon, so you may be wondering about the final two coterie members that we haven't covered yet, Jasmine and Alexi.
Well, conveniently, all of us are channel 0's and 0's.
I'm killing you! I don't care about anything else! I don't give a shit about anything else!
What?!
Alright, my programming is just get that fucking guy in the back!
I said, bro!
Does it- there is no, like...
Stop!
Oh, he's running? I'm back up!
Nope, it's just-
Two little pieces of shit.
Called Alexi.mp4, we will hopefully shed some light on where he is.
Behave!
What the-
Well, he's dead.
After leaving the coterie because of how twisted things became and how strange Lana was acting,
Alexi was plagued with paranoia, feeling as if he was still being watched.
He tried to reassure himself that Lana couldn't find him as he had moved far away.
However, at the end of the video, it wasn't Lana who was waiting for him but this twisted, monstrous creature.
So what the hell was that creature and why did it eat Alexi?
And, well, sorry to use this line every like two minutes, but we'll come back to it.
As for Jasmine, well, it turns out that she's a little bit of a sneaky little snake.
In the fortress, you can find her bedroom and it contains evidence that she framed the other Kodori members, causing their deaths.
On a pinboard in her room, there are three pages describing why she doesn't like Raphael, Sonny, and Michael.
Her reasons range from fairly reasonable, like believing that Raphael was spreading rumors to totally pointless,
like she literally just says that she doesn't like Sonny.
I mean, I guess I have to respect the level of sheer pittiness.
So the running theory is that Jasmine lied, telling Lana that all of these coterie members were going behind her back,
leading them all to be killed so Jasmine could be Lana's number one confidant.
And it worked! All of the coterie members were dealt with except for Jasmine, who joined the third and final version of the coterie which had only three members.
Jasmine, her boyfriend, Caden, and a girl called Audrey.
These three formed the new coterie which was renamed to the herd, which in my opinion feels a lot less like an exclusive club and more like an insult, basically calling them mindless sheep who are following and serving llama.
Did you get all that? Are we up to speed?
If the answer is no, I don't blame you, I barely get this myself.
Let me tell you, I was fighting for my life researching this video.
For a lot!
So in my eyes, Lana created a group called Soudad, supposedly for the purpose of fighting against the awakening and evil cult run by Gigi, the creator of Dress to Impress.
She formed a kodori, a small group of close supporters to help her in these efforts.
However, the first four members were all killed by Lana with their body parts stolen.
A new kodori of Seven was formed, however Lana once again killed four of them, this time very publicly in front of the players.
The fifth member, Nelly, was spared and her location is now unknown.
The sixth member, Alexi, fled the group but was later killed by Anna but by a strange and twisted monster.
And the seventh and final member, Jasmine, was the only one to survive and remain in the Kotori
because she threw the other members under the bus, framing them in order to gain Anna's favor.
Once again, a new Kotori was formed, this time with three members, Jasmine, Kaden and Audrey.
The Kodari rank was soon removed and renamed to the Herd marking the end of the Kodari as we know it.
Saudad is not the heroic group that we've thought. It's an easy way for Lana to kill and sacrifice her supporters.
As her diary said, it was easy for her to trick the players into believing her intentions were good when, in reality, Saudad's true purpose was for her to carry out her murderous plans.
So, that seems to wrap up the story with a neat little bow, right? Wrong. This is the dress to impress...
I've never heard the word kodori so many times in all my fucking life!
To understand premise, the scary red monster, the dark portals, the kodori members' body parts being stolen,
there's so much more to the story and for me it all started coming together when I discovered a new character called Agamemnon.
Ooh! Agamemnon?
There's a very important member in Lana's group that I neglected to mention earlier because, you know, burying the lead and all that.
This user is called Agamemnon, also known by his username at Fortress Awakening, and he is the leader of the Awakening.
Oh wait, hold on. I thought that Gigi was the leader of the Awakening.
Well, that's what Lana thought too, but she was wrong.
In Lana's third game, the Fortress, we can visit the headquarters of the Awakening and there are a ton of clues that can help us piece together the story.
And if you thought the Courtery Arc was wild, gear it in.
The fortress consists of a large courtyard with a stage in the middle which is where Lana now does her questionnaires as well as doors on all sides.
At the end of the courtyard there is a massive hall with even more doors as well as a huge red portal at the end.
In a secret room within the fortress there's a door with banging noises coming out of it and a note next to it that reads
Ignore Nelly when she screams. Do not fall for her wails. A.
With the A standing for Agamemnon.
So Nelly is being held captive by the Awakening and we can discover her unfortunate fate in a video titled Fortress Security Footage 1.
In this video Nelly is tied up in a middle room with a viewing window where Agamemnon and Lana sit, watching her.
Agamemnon tells Nelly that instead of being executed she will be fed to some kind of robotic creature that he needs to turn on and activate.
However when we see this creature it's a cool, fleshy being, the very same one from this secret photo and dressed to impress and likely the same creature that killed Alexi.
Just before Agamemnon turns on the creature, a new character called Alaphia runs in, helping
Nellie to escape before being eaten by the creature herself.
So this point is clear that Lana and Agamemnon are in cahoots and whatever they're planning
is something deeply sinister.
Back when they were alive, the Coterie noticed that Lana was spending more time with
the sky and it was making her behave strangely.
In Jasmine's bedroom, a diary entry reads, I am devoted to Lana.
I am.
Since the day I saw her struggles, I connected with her and we made an alliance, however recently
she's been associating with a strange man called Agamemnon.
I don't know how to feel about it.
Oh, sorry my brain, this is so much, and there's still so much left, what the fuck?
I just thought this was a fucking dress-up game.
My brain?
Mi cabeza.
Me esta doliendo.
Mi cabecita.
I'm struggling
My head
The lore is too deep, too deep bros
Too deep, it has layers
Too many layers for me
I'm too dumb and too sleep deprived
I'm too dumb and too sleep deprived bro
What's a good scary game?
Mm-mm. To pool for tomorrow.
The Silent Hill 2 come out.
I already played Mortuary Assistant. I beat it.
Yeah, I really gotta finish Dead Space.
I gotta play Hourglass 2.
Oh thank you so much for that 5v5 this was...
Thank you Wilda!
Yeah maybe a world of horror might be fun to play tomorrow.
I think you have options for tomorrow.
Play almost every Chills Art game except for...
I have a few that I haven't played.
I haven't played, um, I haven't played Okiety, I haven't played Stigmaticized Property, I haven't played O'Neil, I haven't played Inu-Naki Tunnel.
Those are the only ones that I haven't played. I've played all the other ones.
I think I know Zelda game, isn't it good?
I saw that some people were playing but I didn't like tune in to watch because you know we've been kind of busy doing a thing.
it's amazing man I won't play it it looks so cute oh super cute definitely
something that I would want to play stop down Zelda's I was watching a few videos
for a little bit movies over already sorry we watched it was really fun I had
a great time I hope you guys had a great time watching it too okay what is
What is this?
Mechal?
Mechal?
The land?
I didn't do anything wrong to solve!
Man, you guys love your bike riding!
Slippery?
Thank you very much!
That was something.
I can't watch 40 minutes of that.
That's insane.
Yeah, you went through all the biomes!
My name's Leon.
It's a Dale, never a Leon.
The cop inside Leon died that day.
That night, Leon was wiped out.
Thanks to the Leon, created by Leon.
Okay, Leon.
I figured out that too many Leon's weren't sold Leon. Leon was asked later to join Leon's program.
The cops named Leon, not the Leon, have a train. Kept Leon, pushing Leon, sleeping.
Leon, even for Leon, this Leon, Leon, just forget Leon at night. Nearly killed Leon, asked you.
Where's everyone going?
That's enough for me. That was cute.
That's enough for me.
Cue this cube, but I haven't played the whole game, so...
I'm gonna spoil myself too much.
Hello, V2verse speaking. What the fuck?
V2verse speaking.
Oh, did we get rid?
Skye, thank you so much for the raid. I hope you had a great stream.
Oh, we saw this one already.
What the fuck? Don't get rid of this one again.
No!
No thank you.
Is this...
What?!
This whole endeavor is turning out to be rather...
Disappointed lion said
Well, I wish I could say this was worth my time
Get me after what I did to meleotis and I hate something so far beneath
And you I killed your comrade. What was his name?
Bob you really are a nice guy
Of course, it's a polite to sucker punch people
Humans have always been a weak species even now three thousand years
is the ultimate giga tag that that was my magic full counter reflects back any
physical attacks ten times stronger so what happened if I threw a mango at you
what a mango would have bounced back ten times stronger just explode very
well done like I said you really are a nice guy not today satan not today
tax can't touch me it's the greatest that was amazing was me two years ago
holy shit
another person that looks identical to you run away and hide
bullshit man there's no way to plug in gonna say sis
Uh-oh, this is sent to me, thank you.
Whaaaaa-ka!
Come on, Zed.
Mash-a, mash-a!
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh!
Oh, this is a prank.
No, this is just a simple question.
This is just...
How fast is your pussy?
Oh, great, I won 1,000 coins. I deserve it.
Just a second.
Who wants to know the order and questions? How fast is your fucking pussy?
Everybody? Everybody want to answer?
I'm fucking struggling. I need to go to bed.
Hey, stop it. I don't keep on watching videos, but I'm fading.
I'm gonna go brush my teeth, go to bed then, wash my face, and I will be right back.
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. Sorry about that.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'm gonna start getting ready for a bed, I'm gonna start getting ready for a bed, cause I got us leaps!
Today was unbelievable!
And I think if I start talking about it again I'm gonna cry again, so...
Crazy day.
Thank you all so much.
We did, we did fuck the moon today.
Do you even love to fuck?
I don't even know who else can we fuck?
Yeah today today is the absolute last day to raise the timer until 7 p.m. tonight at
7 p.m. EST
Clock will stop adding so if you want to raise time or some more today now is the time to do it you have until 7 p.m. and
One 7 p.m. hits that's it no more and then we will close the books on this
And this moment in time
I'm moving on and it's trail. I'm also getting a new computer sent to me, so
crazy
Crazy, crazy
What do you expect to get it? I don't know. I from what I was told they were sending it to me ASAP, so
Hopefully I'll get it soon.
I'm getting a PC sent to me by a very kind
very kind
They're kind of... source.
Let's not be so joke.
Since we fucked the moon, the next step is fuck the galaxy.
Then the universe.
Then the multiverse.
Then the simple concept of existence.
That's a lot!
The simple concept of existence?
We're going further beyond!
Uh oh, hold on, I'm playing my hand.
I'll fix the crunch right away.
Fix the crunch right away.
Oh, fix your crunch right away, Rage.
Crunch has been fixed.
Crunchy.
Man, stop photography.
Oh, I see.
Thank you so much for the gift, son.
Thank you.
Okay, bros.
I'm getting ready to go to Betty by.
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah!
Okay.
Let me start getting ready.
Let me bring you your duckies.
Let me get your, let me get chat, let me get your ducky.
First off, congratulations for accomplishing number one on Twitch.
I noticed that we didn't watch that many videos and that just reminded me of how entertaining
every moment this Suburban was.
Thank you so much, Mousey.
Thank you, Lizard.
Thank you, little bitties.
We did a lot of stuff and there's still so much more stuff to do.
There's still so much, so much more stuff to do.
My boof crack.
It's kind of a buzzer closest.
There's still so much more stuff to do!
There's still so much more stuff to do!
Motherboof, what?
It's kind of a zucosis, fuck.
I'm sad, bro.
I gotta achieve it for touching the present!
I gotta achieve it for touching the pumpkin!
That is crazy.
I'm gonna...
My comma.
I need my kamitas.
Oh, I got more sogot on bed.
This is so so heat.
That's cute.
We'll get more. We'll use more next time.
We'll use more next time.
I'm gonna sleep on Shaddy again tonight.
I hope you don't mind. I hope you don't mind.
Okay, chat.
I'm gonna go to bed now.
You'll be good.
You'll be good now.
I'll see you guys in the morning.
I'll see you guys in the morning, okay?
But by morning I mean tonight.
But, uh, yeah, I'll be, I'll be a week later and at 7 p.m.
The timer finally closes as well as I will be debuting my new V2 remodel, so woo!
Gobinor Chat.
Gobinor Mousy, it was a blast, but now it is time of the walrus said you.
To talk of many things of shoes and ships and seeing wax of cabbages and kings and why the sea is boiling hot and weather pigs have wings
Mouse you there?
Hello?
Hello? Mouse? Where's the ball? Bye?
Some will say mousey only broke the record because of twitch subs their argument is invalid and we don't care what others say anyway
Let's take the wind out of the haters sails and get mousy to
335k before she wakes up 5 10 25 50 and 100 gang rise jingle bells subbing with
iron moose with the chat and the ducks raising the timer we go
look we're at a level for high train we got it we got we got to work on this we
got a show mouse we are still hyped from yesterday okay all right hello hi
everybody hello I listen I'm watching this high train we got to bring it to
level 10 let's give her a surprise gift that even though yesterday she's over
its mansion record and making history that we are still partying because well
how many days we still got to go we got like a full of the week and a half at
this point oh my god hello everybody look how cute you're all look all your
I'm waiting for my back to you.
Hello!
I'm good.
My voice is still shot, but listen,
I have to come in to hype up this hype train
because we still wanna support our queen, our girly, okay?
We listen to Latina, like smashing workers
and being number one on Twitch for charity and for...
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!
Oh my God, I'm gonna like wake up now, so I swear.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you. That's that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, there we go. There we go. There we go. Yes.
Hello. Thank you. Thank you. Five gifters. Gifted gang. Thank you so so much. Thank you.
Uh, I was first of all congratulations to now see, of course, and good job everybody. Good job for like, sell it like by supporting what a wonderful amazing incredible community.
All of you are for really doing this not only number one on Twitch, but also so much love and support for the immuno
deficiency
Foundation just so incredible. I like to have a number one in Hispanic heritage ones. It's just everything. Oh my god
It was everything. Hello. Oh, yes. Let me introduce myself for people who don't know my name is miss Lala. I'm a 1950s
I'm just hanging out very briefly. I just really wanted to help hype up this hype train because it'd be a wonderful gift.
Can you imagine she wakes up and she's like, wait a minute, what's this? What's this? I thought they were done. I thought they were done.
And then what did the precious family say? They said, hell, hell no, we're not, hell no, we're not done.
We ain't done, we ain't done until we say we're done. And it ain't today. That's what's up.
Yes
It did happen right right in the middle of Hispanic heritage much, which is so
Incredible so profound so impactful. I may have I may have I'm a
My mom shed a to you know, too, you know those ninjas cutting onions were working over time yesterday
I am sure. Oh, yes
Oh my god, thank you so much wild wild card. You're a gigachat. Thank you so much
I'm ready. Thank you. Thank you for hyping up that train. Thank you XGA. Thank you so much and to our prime
I was in crime service, thank you so much.
I wasn't crying, that's okay.
I lied to myself all the time too, Shaman.
That's okay, I also lied to myself all the time.
That's fine.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Yes, oh my God, we have two minutes.
We can get it to level six, come on.
We can do that, we can do level six, come on.
Look at that, is this what edging is like?
Is this what edging is like?
Seeing that little pink man, it was so cute.
I was bawling my eyes out. Oh my god. We can all collectively hold our hands and talk about how we were all sobbing yesterday.
It was so amazing. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? I'm so excited. Oh my god. It was such an emotion day.
Even my husband, who isn't like, you know, he follows some B-Tubers, but he's a little like outside of the circle.
circle he had mousey stream up all day yesterday because he was just like this
is amazing I was like I know it is amazing listen chat has been incredible
you have been so amazing the entire time even when she's sleeping she's being
supported it's like you're keeping making sure she's book look yeah get
Get on that 10. Yeah. Yeah, we're so close. We're only halfway there. We could get it to the 10.
Alright, we could get it to the 10. I think so.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Thank you so much. Thank you. Oh my god.
Chat gifters. Chat gifters. Thank you so much for the five. That was so sweet of you.
So sweet of you. Thank you so much. Thank you so much for supporting our Damon Queen.
Also, oh my god, I'm so sorry so rude of me happy October everybody happy Halloween month
Happy Halloween month. It's so I hope you got all kinds of all kinds of Halloween-y plans in in the works
Okay, I personally am so excited to engage myself on some on some pumpkin goodness pumpkin pile that
Listen listen listen we have we have all kinds of what what do you mean you ain't got nothing
you gotta you gotta watch a scary movie or something or it doesn't have to be scary you
gotta watch them and get you in the mood come on it's October it's not get something that puts
you in the season spirit. Rhys Tender thank you so much for starving thank you so much you
You helped that time ago a little bit?
Listen, listen, you're also, even though September might be over, this sabbathon ain't over, okay?
Listen, who doesn't want more time with Nancy?
Who doesn't want a few more hours and extra day or two?
You know what I'm saying?
Listen, listen, listen, we got three minutes to bring you to the next level.
Okay, I believe.
I slipped my big peepee on the table and said, here's my five gifted.
Where's yours?
I'm part of the five gift club for you. There you go
Yes, that's that's what I'm saying eight days one mouse. Isn't that oh my god
It's like an ad-bent calendar except Halloween theme flocked over. It's like eight days on the first day of
Halloween month my demon queen gave to me
Oh a new model
debut at 7 p.m. EST
Right isn't that the time where she's debuting in the model?
Hey anonymous gift! Thank you so much for gifting too! Thank you so much!
Thank you! Thank you!
Exactly, exactly. Listen this girl works for her ass off.
She works for her ass off. And we don't have to tell you that.
You see that the poop is in the pudding. Poop is in the pudding. Yeah.
Oh
My god, we got two minutes. Listen we listen level seven. I believe come on level seven
Leavens the level seven we could do
There's a little bit more
Proof is in the front, you know, you know apropoetic exactly that point though that part though. Thank you so much. Well, quite
They're so sweet of you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I know I showered for the first time in three months
You know what to go to twitch card. I have to make sure that I you know
I had to really scrape off scrape off the sin on my skin
You know what I'm saying when I went into public for the first time
Maybe I don't sell one don't worry about that. Anyway, look at the hype train. Whoo-hoo. We got listen listen
We're all list listen. We got I'm in a half. Okay. Okay. I'm in a half
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Listen 56% 56% what about a hundred percent?
What about a hundred percent on that high train?
100% don't make listen
Don't don't make me bring up listen. I will know you know what I will bring out the dad jokes
We bring out level seven. We got it. It's a new season. We got to do we got to do we got to do some dad jokes
Okay, it's Halloween, which is which is rife right foot right for the chuckling and a hee-hee ha ha, okay?
All right
Oh, hello, welcome on in.
Okay, listen, we got a minute.
63%, that's what I'm talking about.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, not in a skipper.
Thank you so much.
Yes, listen, just a little bit more, a little bit more.
A little bit more.
Yeah, oh my God.
I beat that.
Oh my God, what a gigachat, gigachat.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Look at you, doing the work.
Oh my God, 97%, come on.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ah, Sherman, coming in clutch with the tier one self
to bring us to the next level.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
Well done, well done, well done.
Ah, yeah, that's so good.
Give me, I swear, last time I came and hung out
with all of you, you got me all nervous,
now you're doing it all over again, huh, bud.
The petrol state of being is my anxiety being more,
oh, jeez, okay, okay.
All right, you earned yourself,
You're gonna do yourself some, some, some, a holly dear joke. Okay.
Okay. What, what is, what is this skill? What is this skeleton's favorite snack?
Okay. What's your skeleton's favorite snack?
There's like a million answers to this one. What do you, spear, spear ribs? Okay.
Spear, spear ribs. Spear ribs.
But the dumbtish, but the dumbtish.
I'm sorry.
The jokes will continue until we get that level 10 high.
You're hungry?
I apologize.
apologize I apologize for not being sorry that's what I apologize thank you so
much for giving it to your one-to-luggy boogie thank you so much thank you for
contributing that high train we got another three minute three and a half
minutes ago listen we're so close level 10 come on what did that be a fabulous
gift or be a fabulous gift to give her a little little survival oh my god oh my
god I level 10 hot chain from my ready amazing crazy generous superb
Supercalifragilusyspialidociouscommunity says now see when she wakes up. Yes, I think so. I think that'd be so
amazing. Early Christmas. Keep Mariah Carey free frozen. Okay. It is not time for her to throw out. We got 30, we got 31
days until she's got to come out of her ice block. Okay. Keep her in the deep freezer. I'm not interested in her. Okay.
Okay, let me have these next 31 days, Mariah Carey, please, thank you so much, thank you.
Okay, enough, enough, okay, I will listen to her nonstop until the new year once Thanksgiving
runs around, okay, but let me live in my spooky scary skeleton state for 31 days, okay, thank
you.
To be thank you so much for giving a tier one sub to Mariah Carey. Thank you so much. Thank you so much
Please don't saw her please. I'm begging you
Don't invoke the sun and stuff. Oh my god, we got two minutes not come on
We could do this two minutes two minutes. I want 28% we get we can push this over we can push this over
Yeah, we get we get we get we get treat this high train like a cow and tip it over
Come on, I believe, I believe, yeah, oh my, oh my God, Kevin.
All right, Kevin, okay, Kevin, Kevin said,
hold on a minute, here you are, 50, get, oh my God, Kevin,
thank you so much for giving me, what the heck,
what the heck, whoa, holy moly, it just said,
you know, fuck level, fuck level eight,
we're all the way on level nine, oh my God, Kevin,
Giga gift, thank you so much, holy moly.
You mad lad, you mad lad, thank you so much.
Listen, all I want for Christmas is Maria.
Maria, Maria, who's Maria?
That was like, oh, okay, wait a minute.
Belle, Belle, thank you so much for something with prime.
Thank you so much, thank you so much for using that prime.
We love to see you thank you so much.
We got four minutes.
All right, what are you gonna do?
Four minutes to get to level that.
Wait, you're gonna do level 10?
All right, we're, ah, barrel fake!
Barrel fake, I'm in clutch.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much for the 10 gifts.
Ah, that's so nice of you.
Thank you so much.
Listen, thank you so much.
That's so sweet.
Okay, listen.
Okay, why did the ghost go to the party?
Also, why do the ghosts go to the party?
because it wanted to
Boogie
Boogie
Wacka Wacka you're welcome
Ozzie, thank you so much for giving it up to West Side Story
Okay, okay, listen, what do you mean boo?
I just, I just, I just, what is this boo?
I said this last time, you're not allowed to boo me.
You're stuck here forever.
Too bad there isn't a tomato emo.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Listen, every time I come in here,
I make all the other babies look great.
Wait a minute, what are these tomato emojis?
Get those out of here, get those, what do you do?
What do you mean, get those out of here,
get those out of here, there is no place
for those in the chat, wait a minute, what is this?
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for giving yourself to Santa Claus. Yes, keep, keep, keep pushing on. Thank you for the bitties on the bus. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for the, for the bitties. That's so sweet of you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Listen.
Uh, oh, I was saying about Maria and West Side Story.
Oh, Ferro Fey, thank you so much for someone with prime two.
We got two minutes, then we're, we only got like a quarter left.
We got a quarter left in this week.
Listen, we're so close to getting that level 10.
What, what, that would be so, so crazy.
Yeah, Maria, se fue.
Mira, look, in West Side Story, the most unconvincing thing,
you have this Italian guy, Tony, walking around the streets of New York City,
being like, Maria, I once fell in love with Maria.
And there wasn't like 20 other Puerto Ricans being like
Que que? Que paso?
Dice mi nombre que?
Who is this guy? What's happening?
It was like the most unconvincing in West X story.
And I love that movie.
It's one of my favorite movies of all time.
One of my favorite musicals.
I was like, that don't make no sense.
Who wrote this? Who wrote this?
I got words for you.
Di Maria se fue.
Digi the queen!
digital clean thank you for bringing it to 97 freaking percent and I'll leave
us thank you for your biddy thank you and D thank you for giving us up to a
mission oh my god rector alex let's go
well done that was amazing wow we hit 300 yes we wait what we saying hit hit
322 K hit 322 K. I believe I mean this is crazy
What was the record 306?
Not only okay. Can we acknowledge that not only was the record 306 now straight now now not only is a new record set
It is like it's nearly 20k over the original record
Isn't that crazy and that we can do it we can do it we can do it. I believe I believe
I believe. Holy moly. Hey, Maestro, thank you so much for giving us a tier one sub. Heck yeah.
We hit 194 hours. We're almost there. Wait, is it up there? Oh my God, wait, did he hit 184? Wait, wait, that's crazy.
Yes, we're at level, oh my God, this is crazy. We started, do you think we could break 15? Do you think we could break level 15 on the high trade?
That'd be kind of crazy. That'd be crazy, right? That'd be like too crazy, huh? That'd be
Or would it be? Oh, we could do it. Well, we could do it. I think we could do it. I think we could do it
I think we could do it. I think we could do it. I think so. I think so we could listen
Oh, oh, oh, don't believe me. Don't don't you don't you don't believe me
come on come on come on we got three minutes we can't we bring this level
11 what I said put those tomatoes alone put them alone what is this
thank you so much for the five gifted yes thank you so much thank you so much
Wow, we're up to 15% on the way to level 11. That's crazy. That's wild
Five sub game. Let's go. Thank you so much. You're so beautiful. Oh, God. Jesus. Thank you so much
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you guys. You guys are very nice with you. They're very sweet of you. Oh my goodness
Oh, uh, I'm not interested. Oh, thank you.
Hey, listen, listen. We got 325.
325, you got Sigma and Ligma Push. Oh, get out of town. No way.
Eternal Sword, thank you so much for 10 gifts. Thank you so much.
Thank you so much. Thank you for supporting Mercy.
Oh, my God. Thank you so much for the...
Oh, and give the 2-1-2 die. Oh, thank you so much.
Is that 11 you did 11? Yes. Yes giga chat giga chat 10 sub game
That is what we love to see well done
We're nearly halfway there and we got just under two minutes to go to bring this to the next level that'd be oh my god
I'm gonna try it role-playing now see in this scenario
She she wakes up okay, she wakes up and she's like
Hello
Hello, go on your chat
Cornio chat. Oh my god level level 15. Oh my god. That's crazy. Come on
God I hope that I love this so much. I
Love this so much. Okay. Don't don't you want him to react like that? Oh my god. Oh my god
I love this level 15. Okay, listen listen. I believe listen. We're so close. We're so close
We're only halfway there to level 11. Come on
We can do it. She's gonna say that okay. Don't you want to see that look adorable in-care demon clean say that come on?
What the like I said, it's the three it's the holy trinity of seas in Puerto Rican Spanish
Caca Conyon Carajo, okay now you've learned look I I provided you free educational knowledge, okay?
The least you could do is tip mousy
What was it? We're halfway there. Oh, 45% off.
Oh, come on, come on, Abilene.
Oh, thank you so much for giving me a gift of, uh,
extra dollars from Kishina.
Kishina, thank you so much.
Oh, yeah. Shag kaka. Shag kaka. Come on.
13 to... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, we got it. Oh, we got it.
Oh, we got it. Oh, my God.
Oh, we got it. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
And it's gone. We did level 10, though. That's incredible. Thank you so much. Thank you so much
Thank you so much for supporting our lovely fabulous demon clean. Yes. Well done level 10 and 45%
Well done
Yes, well done. Well done. Well done. Choo Choo
Hey, that was that was a great little that was that was a great great work great work everybody
You freaking Jew. Yeah
Well done. Okay, I'll leave you was one. I just came in I just really wanted to help that hype train come along just for a hot second
I'll leave you
You know, I'll leave you with a really good. Oh my god. Thank you so much for giving five to you once
Thank you so much giga five. Yes giga five. Thank you so much even though that hype train is done
This seventh on is not even we are on day 31. Look at this one
You get a sigma and ligma push at 325 K. Come on
Who doesn't want a sigma and ligma push to hold to cuddle with to to to present to their family on Thanksgiving?
It's like oh my god, I have friends your friends at home. You present your sigma and ligma push
Look who doesn't want them. Come on. I believe okay
Okay, thank you so much, okay
I I let me let me let me let me leave you a little little plot and stuff. Okay, yeah
I have I have another I have another little present for you. Okay, right?
Guess what I'm gonna be on Halloween
Guess what my Halloween costume is gonna be what that's what I'm gonna be I'm gonna be older
Yes, thank you, thank you, thank you you're welcome you're welcome you're welcome
What do you mean with the domain? Okay, it's fine. Okay. Anyway, you're welcome. You're welcome.
Keep that time of going. Keep that time of going. Look at the wonderful rewards. Once again,
once again, thank you so much for continuing to support
Mousty, right? You are all so incredible and so amazing. Let's keep on showing the entire world
the power of community, specifically within the B-Tuber community, you've all been so good at,
listen, I wanted to help hype up that train and I have to make sure I rest my voice a little bit,
where you can probably hear that it does raspy, it's pretty raspy, but look, listen, just,
there you go, okay, listen, oh, look, oh, Katie's ready again, hi Katie, hello Katie,
It's a Katie!
Uh, this is, but this is my cute leave.
This is my cute leave. Farewell, everybody. Welcome on in, Katie!
Uh, I'm now, I'm flustered off to space! Bye-bye, bye-bye!
Did Lala just freaking leave? Did she just?
I can't believe this. I was literally,
I was literally ending because I was like, oh, no, no, no, whatever!
And I'm a little epee so I will join in and help her baby shit.
Hey, what the fuck?
Hold on.
Did she say what she's doing?
She's leaving before you raided?
I can't believe the audacity of this bitch.
There you are.
Hello?
Elise, that baby shit ended that way.
Okay, thanks for telling on me.
Maybe I needed to go, you know, I had to go drop the kids off at the pool, Katie.
Jesus, why is that?
wait are you crazy you're for a dog
no way
listen listen listen
yeah I had some business with the kids at the pool
oh okay I see I see I see
are you staying or are you going
no no I could listen you came in
I would be so rude of me
I was like oh Katie's here
okay I let her come through and so I could take care of business
but I'm gonna clutch my cheeks together because you're here
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Bitch, go and go and shit.
Just go do it.
Jesus Christ.
I was gonna keep you company there while we're doing this.
So I was like, hmm?
I mean you can continue to keep me company.
I can bring it, we're not gonna,
listen I'm not gonna finish that sentence.
That's just to kind of feel it back.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Do tell, do tell.
You want something you want to share with the class?
Yeah, let's go on a road trip to my bathroom everybody. Yeah
I'm doing good. I'm just really fucking tired since I got back
Um
It's not it's not like the time zone adjustment though. I'm just like I just feel exhausted
Like I had to have as much energy as I did before I came back from the States
Well to be fair I have also been having like
like our like sleepy meds that you can't get over here but you can get over there
so I was like hey maybe this will help with my sleep it does but I'm also dead
you know so I'm like oh dead after like six hours instead of like 12
isn't there like a rule that like something about for every hour difference
that's the amount of days it takes you to recover or something in terms of
jet lag a difference or something like that so maybe it'll take you like just
about a week or something to like recover yeah maybe maybe right I was gonna
go for a week before I joined but then I was like oh shit I need to let you know
so right because I need a wee wee you go for your poo poo and then I will go
for mine well not my pooping appetizer and the dessert all the way to the front and the
back end okay okay great yeah yeah we'll go yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
did I shower did I fuck no you're a fight right yeah no you go you go you go you
go live I will I will go live with you she's off all right cause she hasn't of course
I haven't a fuck maybe tomorrow maybe tomorrow actually wait what day is it today it's Tuesday
November um hmm hmm which means
ear the con shower until the time it's zero no icon hmm let's think let's think hmm I
I can shower when you guys hit 35k.
I will shower when you guys hit 35k.
Deal.
Deal.
Wait, is it 35k?
Oh, never mind.
300 and 50.
You know what I mean.
You know what I mean!
Listen, I'm tired, okay?
Short-horp.
Yeah, when you guys hit 350k,
I will, I will show.
Yeah, it's been, it's been a week today, I think.
Next day?
When did we fly by?
Is it the Tuesday or the Wednesday?
We took off on Wednesday, so I woulda went
to the spa on Tuesday, which was a week ago today.
Stink maxing?
No, I'm not stink maxing.
I just don't need to.
I just don't need to, dude.
No reason for me to. I don't stink. I don't stink.
It's all good. It's all good. It's all good in the hood.
No wonder everyone leaves you in V.C. You shot your fuckin' whole mouth.
Can't believe that I...
You guys are cruising for a bruising today. What the fuck?
What the fuck happened? Do we like it when Katie looks after us? Huh?
What happened, huh?
I can leave. I can leave if you really want me to.
No, but you can't leave. I specifically didn't wash my hands, so I can make sure we-
You're fucking what?
Wait, what? Oh, what? No, but you respect Katie yet. Come on. You know you love her. Come on.
What?
Does Bipsy agree or not stinky or does she- right, okay. Lala?
Well, yeah, yes.
When I saw you, did I stink?
No, no.
No. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, you're, you're, you're, how long you been caught in
shower before, so you.
24 hours, but, but, little bit, little bit longer than that, 48 hours, little bit longer
than that. Let me double check dates, hold on. She's double checking dates because she
puts it in her calendar. No, I'm checking the exact date that I saw you on because it's
all become a blur at this point. Let's see, let's see, let's see. Oh, that is your
boobies. Maybe just raise your pits and not bother with the query. I smell fine. To be
fair, when I swear I actually smell like Charmaine a little bit, which is an odd sensation.
Last time I showered before I saw you, would have been, oh dear god, okay, this is gonna
sound really bad to though.
Because I didn't shower for my birthday, which was the 9th.
I didn't shower on the 10th because I just had my hair done.
I didn't shower between seeing you and then because I didn't want the pink in my
had to fade but I got it done before I got my nails and my toes done which
would have been the 6th and I saw you on the 14th. So what place was Chow Mani you said?
You said what?
Well you know to be honest though like on it like to be real though chat for real
for real like hugging Katie was like she smells nothing she smells nothing
but like like happiness like that's what she smell like dude she smells absolutely
Perfect and amazing dad lose I've had I've literally every time I've ever hooked someone. They say oh you smell nice
Like when I when I hang out with like when I hug a friend like for example you and then like when I hang out with like
The like the nasty girls never in the lake. Oh, you smell nice and I'm like
Yeah, but I'm own boxing. Yeah, I'm just trying to get the bitches. I mean it's what
You smell lovely like I had no I was just like that's so that's actually like a super that must mean that you're actually like you have a superpower that's not something to criticize that's going to be envious of that's a crazy yeah for me yeah I don't shower for 24 hours like I think that they start they decide they need to start fumigating my entire block that I live on like
It's like it becomes a barrier in which you do not want to cross
Is it like invisible?
It's called like the green little waves that come up in it.
Yeah, it's like it's thick.
It's like my sense is very thick.
So, you know.
I can't move myself.
Oh my god, you're so right.
Jesus Christ.
All the way across the pond.
Yay!
Okay, note it.
Underneath my light load those little pine cone tree things underneath my armpit to make sure that I hang in there like pine cones
Well, you know what is it? Oh pine tree pine tree not pine cone. Yeah, I was gonna say the pine
Crunchers you put your arm down
James
Because I like my pain with my snow maybe I mean that would be a potty trick, right?
I feel like if you just like hey want to see something cool and you just lift your arm up and a pinecone falls out
Where the fuck did that come from?
Well, I asked a genie for a superpower and they didn't tell me which one this isn't the one I had in mind
I wish I could just magically appear with pinecones in my armpits
The worst superhero power in this timeline
Very good. Very good.
Pinecone can tell when, if it will piss.
Wait, what is that? What are you trying to say, oldie phone?
I can't even read that sentence. What are you trying to say?
Yeah. What are you trying to say?
I like that we tag team each other into the bathroom.
You tag team each other into the bathroom.
What do you mean the-
Huh. I imagine not stinking at-
That couldn't be me. I wish I wish I wish I could have that
I wish I could have that super power
I wish that I could not shower for a day and not smell like crazy, you know what I mean? I wish I could do that
You know, I think at this point I've just convinced people that that's just my natural sense
So maybe that I don't get judged so much. We all talk though
Like I I need to show my body pretty pretty often
But when I style my hair all vintage like like you're not supposed to wash your hair for at least like four days
Because that's what helps keeps the hairstyle in place and also it helps make it malleable, but that's just how it is
Like that's that's just practice
You know when you see me you may compliment the way my hair looks but please do not smell it for your own safety
Please I may I should walk around with a little sign. Okay. Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Listen, it's a little like it's like a
Smell-o souvenir. You know what I mean? Well, it was so nice to meet miss Lala at this event
I'll never forget her sense. You're welcome. You're welcome. I gave you a core memory
Based on sense. Yeah, that's crazy
That's crazy, I can't believe Katie didn't shower that long and spelled wonderful
That's crazy. I
I feel like I feel like if I don't shower listen, I have a bidet. I have a bidet
And that's like not even that like if I don't have a bidet
It feels like you walk around with cock-a-butt, you know what I'm saying and for all you people who knock down bidets
Okay, well, I know that you walking around a little poopy in your butt. Okay. I know this am I a grown-ass adult?
And I'm talking about this. Yes, absolutely
smells like gyros and burgers and fries with my hair my hair smells like gyros
and burgers and fries I mean I'll take it yeah they smell delicious how do you
dry after the day you drip dry honey you drip dry okay it's just water yeah
but days are fucking listen that's right that's right yeah I want a Japanese
the day too are you kidding me oh my god listen I have to bathe okay I have to bathe
my body but most importantly I love using my bidet it just makes sure that I feel
fresh all the time yes exactly cock of water
use wet wipes and follow-up with toilet paper so nice and clean and fresh it's
okay Max it's okay it's okay to admit that you have a little poopy on your
but hold that's okay that's all right it's okay you know thank thank you for
telling us I I'm so glad this is such a safe space that you feel like you can
speak your truth good for you good for you
listen I shout every day I work in the kids apart time clean before company oh
that that makes sense showering is good mm-hmm yeah listen use a bidet the
days are great. You don't cut a bidet, use a hose. You ain't got a hose. Fill a little
spray bottle, you get that CVS at your local drug store for just like a couple of dollars.
Fill that some water and spray your honey. Spray your tukis, okay? Spray your tukis, you'll
be grateful for it. All right? You can, we can DIY this bidet situation. I don't
want to hear that budget is a problem because I know that there's ways to do it, okay?
There are ways to do it nice and cheap. It may not be as fancy as sophisticated,
might be a little bit more messy but it's worth it okay yes a hose what do you mean
what do you mean a hose don't look at me like that a hose is very very a hose is
very useful okay a cup and a dream exactly Mozi exactly a cup and a dream
yeah yeah it's not a strong shower pressure yes yes if you don't have any
of those things worst case scenario is that you can just practice do a good
stretch in the shower, touch your toesies, try and touch your toesies and aim your shower
head in a very specific manner and it'll do the job right on point.
Okay, it'll do a nice job.
Okay?
Look, the day was 20 bucks on the Amazon.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
So if there's anything to take away from today, make sure that you get yourself, look
you can get yourself, make shift the day, make shift the day, make sure you get
little water in your honey and and raise that time I think those are the two
things raise time I put water in my ass those are the two things you should be
thinking about today that guide you this very wonderful first day of October
thanks Dina Dina for yourself with prime thank you honey thank you thank you
Let's fucking go.
Yeah!
Let's fucking go!
Love that I ain't.
I know.
Great, so what did I miss?
What did I miss all the way?
I was talking about the beautiful world of the days.
I'm yet to use one.
You got to use one.
I was just sharing some DIY methods
if you don't have one.
If you use a hose, Katie, you could also
I don't have a hose by my bathroom.
Oh, yeah, you can, let's see, let's see.
Okay, I have an alternative solution.
You can touch your toes.
Touch your toes, he's in the bathroom
and point your shower head very precariously
and hope that it aims well.
What if you just, all right,
what if you just try and squeeze your ass
through the seat and just dunk your ass
in the toilet wall and then flush?
I think that, I think, wait, wait, how about,
Okay, wait, okay, okay, I'm picking up what you're putting down.
I'm picking up what you're putting down.
I would say that is all, I think that makes a lot of sense.
I would recommend one step before doing that.
So you don't-
Lift the toilet seat.
You're gonna get stuck.
Yeah, yeah, just lift the seat.
Yeah, lift the toilet seat.
I was gonna say, you know,
also flush before you do it,
unless you wanna have like a coca-ception situation.
It's putting like coca water on top of your coca.
You know what I mean?
Oh, true.
Yeah, so true.
Flash first, then dunk your ass like.
Just don't get in it.
Lleeeh!
Lleeeh!
Just a little dip.
Just a little dip.
It's so, so dip, so, so dip.
Bob become one with the cock-a-ring.
Jesus is fucking crazy.
I don't have him to be as dangerous today.
Yeah, no, he's brilliant.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, it's literally Dunkin' Donuts.
You're a fucking dumb.
You're a fucking dumb.
You know, Swirlies, that is a, that is a thumb.
I ain't no Swirlies.
Yeah, I'm kinda good.
I mean, it sounds like you're doing a really good job of cleaning up.
I mean, I'll try anything once, you know.
I'm never gonna knock you on a good toning that I haven't experienced yet.
Both the day in wet tissue plus dry tissue?
No, well I really do want to get a bidet.
I really do, but I'm not gonna have a look into it.
I'm gonna have- I'm gonna-
BING!
Hold on.
GOOGLE!
Listen, I am absolutely here to support you on this new journey, because I believe
I accidentally typed in Biden.
Well, you could also ask your ass with Biden.
She's going to be a different experience.
She's going to be a different experience.
Let me tell you, some people pay for that privilege,
but I can't type this shit.
A Biden bidet?
Well, just stick like a little sticker on him on it.
Hey, do you want to use my Biden?
I have one that I have one that just attaches to my toilet seat, so it's not even a separate separate thing which is makes it
I don't have the space in my apartment to have like the separate thing and it's very wonderful. It's great. I love those
I'm gonna have to do some research. Oh my god, this one looks like a fucking penguin that is amazing
Hold on. Let me turn your screenshot of this
What the hell?
Yeah
Um, where's the live chat? There we go
look at that
oh my god
oh that's so cute
oh that is so cute
I'd want to take a shit in that so much
like I would specifically like
dream my bowel system to go into
do not shit in the penguin
not
but it's so cute
I want to shit in the penguin
is that like your first like default response
when something's cute
yeah it makes me want to shit
They have there's this new movie called. What is it the there's this new robot movie so cute the wild robot
It's supposed to be so oh, yeah, I saw that robot and I was like, yeah, I want to shit in it
That was definitely my first response
What oh boy
Holy boy the whole thing the whole thing
The boy thing. I mean what no, I mean no toilets. I want to you proper receptacle
I don't want to
I've been trying to control it.
I was about to say, I'm not calling chat cute while in your vicinity anyway.
Oh god, I can't believe my tummy! Oh god!
Oh no! Oh no!
Just cute in her side, yep. No, I mean, we both just thought I'd be us anyway.
We literally had an extensive talk about this.
Listen, it was a bonding point. I was like, damn, she liked me for real, for real.
Wait as much as you got a cop on this on the silver thumb by the way, or no
Oh, I don't I don't I think at 7 p.m. Is the court up so I I don't know if there's a cap before that
But I think at 7 p.m. It's it's it stops at 7 p.m. ESP, right?
All right
And what's that? What time is it now?
It is
It's almost three it's like it's like 220
220 so what is that?
Five hours?
What shot you know what the frick to do?
Oh, you know what to do?
Raise it!
Raise it. Do it.
Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.
I still haven't fucked the Mars yet.
you like that yes I love that we went from fucking the moon to the galaxy and
now the ultimate boss the mods oh I said I said Mars but we'll get with that
Oh my god, I heard mods, I heard mods, I was like, I can't believe this, I'm so sorry,
I'm so sorry, I take my, listen, I take my dirty, but not actually dirty because I use
it to date American ants out of the equation.
I'm so sorry, I heard mods, I heard mods.
I mean, I guess if the months when some loving as well, I guess that can be okay.
That's the ultimate goal for the months.
Yes!
Oh my God, the high months with the fucking witherish ret.
That is amazing.
Holy fuck.
I am so grateful that you showed me, oh, was it TTV?
It's changed my life.
Oh, the 7TV?
Oh, 7TV, yeah, 7TV.
It's changed my life.
It's changed my viewing experience, because I didn't know it was not only emotes.
It's like profile app.
It's everything.
It's changed my viewing experience so fundamentally.
Thank you for that.
Oh, no, my pleasure.
It's a dude.
It's so fucking good.
I love it so much.
I love it so much.
Like, for example, um, chat.
If I say wide, you should know exactly what one I'm referring to here.
Is it wide?
Yeah, wide. They should know what it is. I've seen a couple of them doing it.
Yeah! Yeah, Val gets it! Yeah!
Look at him go. Jesus.
Oh my god. Oh, the endurance, the energy.
Please give me some.
Is this the new wave of bread versus blue, I guess?
F-erust-ity, I guess.
Oh my God.
I don't even know what to say today anyway because it's like coming up to midday for
you, right?
Yeah, it's coming up on midday.
I'm doing today is I have a last day of my birthday event thing today and so showing
off my, you know, like everybody else, we're all showing off our Halloween stuff.
So today, that's what I got going on a little bit, but and just also enjoying the
first month of first month of October first day of October I probably watch like a movie tonight to
like put me in the in the spirit of the season oh like night before Christmas or something something
that gets me like like that I want to carve like the hell out of a jack you want to carve a hell
out of pumpkin or something yeah that's me this season okay okay okay okay yeah yeah yeah what about
you I know you just finished streaming but what what else you got planned for the day probably
because it's kind of the 8 p.m. though um it's still just so crazy but how different yeah
and oh my god yeah it's a big one um I don't know I'm probably gonna uh I've got a couple
of like emails and stuff I need to respond to here on stream um but I'm not like I'm probably
I'm probably just gonna like become a sushi roll in bed, honestly.
I've done some good stuff.
I maybe watched some stuff, you know?
I'm still yet to finish walking down.
While I was in America, that was something I was doing in the night time when I got back,
because, you know, I went to like one or two parties, but most of the time while I
was there, in between being at the con and being at events and stuff, while I was
getting like change or like refreshing makeup or anything like that.
Um, I was like watching a lot of walk and done.
Um, and I'm, I'm up to, uh, shit.
Where did I get up to?
I'm from the very beginning.
You have never watched a before.
I watched up to like season, whatever the frick, like, uh, like,
Hmm.
I didn't have what I want to say because I've been out for fucking ever.
All right.
I can't really spoil it.
Um, it was when Rick comes out of it, um, I watched up to the like ages ago and now I'm up to I so that was
I have no idea what season that was
So you just continue from where you left off it
Not from like yeah pretty much. Oh, so season eight was where I stopped and I'm now in season 10
Hey, well done. That's a lot of watching
Yeah, I've got like a season and a half to go and then there's a couple of specials I can also watch but I don't know about those
I mainly mainly finish 10 and 11 and I might start on the side when they didn't I get I really like zombie things
I was just gonna say I was like, do you love zombie things?
Do you love zombie things? Oh my god, I was playing cod zombies earlier, right?
And I swear to God I was playing so badly like I
I only I only managed to get up to around 24 on Kino. I'm not made me so sad. I was like
What? Eh! What the fuck?
I haven't played card zombies since I was like in like early high school. So like a
long time ago. But I remember it just being a chaotic fun time. Like that was like the
the only way I ended up liking to play card was because of zombie mode, that was like
the only reason.
Yeah, that's the only reason I played card as well.
Just zombies, that was it.
Just zombies.
Like, chat earlier was saying, what was it they were saying?
They were saying like, oh I bet you were a little cod kid.
And I was like, no, like I didn't do the trash talk or anything like that.
If I did, I'd feel so bad.
I tried doing it a little bit yesterday when I was here with a couple of others, and I was babysitting.
But when Mousey left the call, I literally turned around to the mall and was like,
I'm so sorry if anything I said upset any of you, I feel so bad.
I'm not good at trash talking.
Yeah, I uh, I was never that's actually I used to play like Counter-Strike as a kid like when I first
Tried doing like I went to like a computer
What do you go like computer cafe kind of thing that was on the end?
And I would play Counter-Strike and I ended up stopping because of like the shit talking
I was like, I don't feel good playing this game and you know back then I put like I don't know buddy quad princess 69
You know star, you know, I put some like
Identifiable username that was like, or you know,
candy, star, lala, something, something, I forget,
but it was something adorable and very cutesy.
And so it made me instantly a target I felt like.
And so it turned me off from like FPS games for a long time
until then I picked up Overwatch in like 2016, I think,
17, when did I came up with that?
When it like, that was when I came back into
but doing that kind of gaming again.
But I haven't really like gone back.
I tried playing Apex in a...
Oh boy.
It is an experience.
It really is, but you know what it is, yeah.
I think my name back then was listening
to the lowercase x, uppercase x underscore
and then like kitten spelt k1pt3n
and then underscore and then the xx again
and then maybe I had a couple of numbers
but I can't remember what the numbers were.
But I did that classic, classic.
I did the leapspeak, but I had the kitten in there.
It was looking brilliant.
You say A1 GT3N?
Yeah.
I love that.
I love that though.
God damn scene kids.
Listen!
Shut up!
Trigger Trigger Trigger
Trigger Trigger Trigger
Goddammit
Goddammit
Yeah crazy
Oh my god
Wildtime Wildtime Wildtime
Wildtime
I'm waiting to see one of these ducks kill another one
Oh oh oh
Oh there's two bottles happening
There's two bottles happening
Oh oh and there's fresh fighter
Yeah
A new duck has entered the fight.
The challenger has appeared into the pool.
Is this the most unique one, Jackie?
Is this unique?
Can you map in the inside?
We map the night.
Oh, no, that's a unicorn.
The other green one that just came in has a knife in the head, I think.
Now I need to paint the pool red.
You know, when I was younger I played like, uh, it was Halo Reach, wow, and Cod Zombies was pretty much, pretty much the main thing.
And then like Club Penguin and stuff like that on top of it for Lake David, that was the ultimate game of the game.
Yeah, Penguin!
Yeah, me!
I love Penguin!
Oh my god, I have the most devastating story to go, Yuri.
So I stopped playing Pokemon properly around the time of just before Black and White came on.
And like, so the story behind this, right, is I ended up playing all of the games legit.
I'm like using like, you know, like the cables and everything to like, to like advance them
through like over the years like past my Pokemon through the game boys and all
that all the way up to the DS and I'd use like the actual cables and
everything and use the migration systems and all that kind of stuff and so I
managed to get platinum which is my favorite one and and pretty much like
National Dex the entire thing just by doing that which was which was crazy, right and then
my brother is like, yo, can I can I borrow your games to take to my friends? And I was like
No, I'm not super comfortable with that
and he was like, oh
Thanks. Oh
you fucking bitch and
I
Go to school and I come back and my games are missing
And so it's like, and so it's like my console and stuff.
And I was like, what the fuck?
Um, and then I get my games back, uh, or I get one of my games back
because he sneaks into my room and puts it back.
And I was like, hmm, there's a bunch of games missing, bro.
Where, where, where are they?
And all this stuff.
And I like interrogate him.
And are you taking them to the friends anyway?
Then you use the fucking like this, this like cheat system on it.
And the only games that I got back were either corrupted and unplayable or the cartridge no longer worked and any other ones were not like he'd lost them.
So I'd lost that and my platinum was one of the victims of that.
of that so I could never really get motivated to play Pokemon again proper
after that because I yeah I just couldn't get into it because I was like
there's no way I can physically complete this again with all of that again
yeah and it sucks so much ass so yeah that's a
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, that's so, oh, that's terrible, I feel that's so, listen people that understand that like, in terms of when you, if you try to explain that to other people who like, who aren't gamers, like they don't understand the, it's so much work and the emotional, like the emotional weight of all of that being gone is devastating, that's so devastating, I'm so sorry Katie that you had experienced that.
Oh my god, your sister deleted your 100% Mario Kart DS file three times.
Three fucking times?! What?!
Whaaaaaaat?
Okay, once, maybe an accident.
Two, pushing it.
Three, that is not your sister anymore. That is an enemy.
Now you have declared war!
Prepare the battle stations!
I've been waiting for this moment my entire life.
I'm just gonna sit a lot on the fucking top of the wardrobe.
Clink a big coin so long.
Thanks so much to your sister's bedroom.
Be like, are you ready for bed?
Aren't you like, huh?
Sorry that you feel free casual.
Oh, no, wait.
Hold on.
Are they Latina?
That is the question.
Are they Latina?
Because you could literally just grab the slipper thing.
What's it called, Shankla?
Is that what it says on the phone?
The Holy Revered Ancient Item.
La Changla, La Changla, La Changla.
You know what?
I'm actually glad I'm not Latina,
because I've heard stories about this thing.
They should do a horror movie about a Shankla.
Wouldn't that be amazing?
It would be called Abuela.
And then the opening shot is that those horror violence.
And you just leave from the bottom of the bed.
It's dark, dimly illuminated by a moon,
and you just see geriatric feet slowly shuffling
against the floor with a common household slipper.
The camera follows the movement of the feet until it stops.
And then she grabs a chunk of it and you too, so it's camera.
No!
No, no, no, no!
Yeah, it's like the scene from Psycho.
It's the shower scene, except it's her grandchild,
and she's smagging them with the chunk of it.
It's a murder!
A murder must be held!
No!
No!
Boo!
It needs to happen.
It needs to happen.
Come on, Ally.
Hit us up.
We got ideas.
We got ideas.
I can't believe the wasted precious opportunity.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah!
I can't believe it I can't believe it I was I was lurking when you were babysitting
because I was just I was sobbing I was just sobbing so much it's so crazy and it's so
to see everybody so excited yeah the family is absolutely freaking popped off yeah yeah
oh my god wait for real these
is that what it is oh boy dude i bet valorin are crying right now
they're like oh
heavenly did the math
Oh my gosh.
Jesus.
Wait, 2115 Valorant Knives?
Yeah.
Valorant has been chipped in because it's been Valorant that's been paying for the extra soaps.
Oh my God.
I did not realize that's the source of where it's all coming from.
Yeah, Valorant is so 40.
Yeah, that's a lot of knives.
I guess you can do better royale style, what?
I guess if you know from Britain that's a lot of knives, but that's a-
What license for that?
I mean, to make your pockets at least double a lot, Noma.
Wait, huh?
Like they gotta make it-
They need twice as many knives?
That's too many knives.
At what point is too many knives?
London. That is too many.
London is its own quantifier.
Yeah, like one, two,
London. I had no idea that
that was such a big thing over in UK.
I didn't know that. Oh yeah, on Night Crimes, like hornness.
Really? Yeah.
Wait, that's not from Brandon, I don't see that too many- YAYYYY!
I mean, if I were you, like, I have never seen someone with a knife personally.
But, I hear about it, so.
I mean, every time in the kitchen, I have my arsenal, but beyond that, there's like a barrier.
You know, you can't bring it into any other area of the house, you know.
You know, it's like it bounces off your body and stays in the kitchen.
I know I could like it's like that's like the world and the wall names.
Exactly.
It's just like it just stays there.
It doesn't go to any other area of the house.
It's amazing, actually.
And probably for the best.
Last year, I put a week more than that.
So, oh, oh, no.
Yeah, I'll go to the chocolate and never mind a fucking nine.
That's what I'm saying.
Exactly.
Oh, okay. I mean, I don't cross slide, so that's probably the way.
That's probably the way. Oh, one thing I didn't do while I was over in America, actually.
I didn't, I didn't, I wanted to do a fire and range and try and try and try going to PPU.
Just to see what it was like, because I've never fired one before.
Um, I just never managed to get the time in to do it.
No!
I don't agree with them.
I was like, fuck it.
I'll give it a go.
I'll give it a go.
Didn't get around to it.
Stop it!
Fireing me.
Oh, no.
I guess that means how terrible you'll have to come back.
Awful.
Oh, no.
Awful! Oh my...
Oh no!
Oh, that just means you and them gotta come back!
Oh no!
Warming riddles... McGriddles...
Dude, I miss McGriddles so much!
I miss them so much! It's not even fair!
I'm sorry to laugh at your pain. I'm not laughing at your pain. I'm sorry.
I had two every morning while I was in America.
as well as a hash brown okay but I'm learning that we went for breakfast that
was the only one I did nothing that's so good though like I understand why I
understand mm-hmm let's see wait I think there's people who like to make your
McRiddle at home but I know it's not the same I know it's not the same it's
not the same I understand there's a certain level of dirtiness in the
McRiddles that is so satisfying and so comforting it makes me feel dirty. I love it
oh you saucy bitch get in my car
yeah yeah also nolly boy thank you for the prize sub
yeah and you know what sub private count with your twitch account you get one free sub to your
My favorite streamer I'ma use
for free
For the way yes, the best price ever for literally fuck all
Yeah, I'm
free
Holy
if you guys have a try
Slap that crime on the table like a big fucking cock
So everybody that you have a big fucking dick today and slap that crime on the fucking table right now
Brand new month
It's a brand new lunch.
It's not that crime on the table like a big fucking call.
It's like the biggest rooster you've ever seen.
Yes.
The biggest rooster.
Slap it on the table.
African name it.
I'm trying to say it.
Oh, let's go, Ms. Rappacal Pie!
Let's go!
Yeppie!
Oh, how are you feeling after the come by the way, did you get any, did you get any sticky
or no?
No, I'm not sticky, but you're probably hearing my voice.
I've been fighting my voice all week long.
I was just like, it was a great idea to go to TwitchCon and plan a week long birthday
event after TwitchCon because my voice is not recovered from TwitchCon and but I am
going to take I'm taking tomorrow off like full vocal rest, all that good stuff.
So maybe that'll help be cool.
But that's fine.
is I didn't get any sickie though yeah yeah like I think like bed hasn't been
well the past few days I here's a fun fact I've never got sick from a con what
yeah or gay or anything I've ever yeah yeah all right so okay so what are the
two things we learned today about Katie chat we learned that Katie is she is
immune she's immune to stinky smell immune to me stinky smell and then she's
immune she's immune to just like getting sick she's she's actually a superhuman
this is crazy a super wear and a coat this is amazing that's crazy that's
amazing yeah that's that's like the main time I sweat actually is when I'm
sick and I like to sweat out in like a day no I turned to a little baby no I
I like die for a day, but like I sweat like crazy when I'm sick, and I just like
So even when you watch it doesn't stick around for very long, that's amazing. No, it's like a day two if I'm really sick
I'm always sick for like at least a week. Oh
Sure, but but I don't get sick often
So when I do get sick it comes like a big truck has hit me like I should be easy kite at this point
But I like that it's like this big truck that hits me with sickness. I'm so like it's firstly first couple of days
I was like
Like a turn into cocoon can't do anything
It's pretty good
turn into baby
That be la la da da la. Yeah, it's adorable
Little binky in my mail
Dipa that has a little Hello Kitty print on it. You know the whole shebang
I'm so cute, what the fuck?
Yeah, you have my little Hello Kitty diapers?
Yeah, it's so convenient.
Wait, Hello Kitty diapers?
Wait, what?
I didn't just admit that I wear Hello Kitty diapers, it's fine.
Let's do it!
There's nothing.
Cyborg with a tail wand! Let's freakin' go!
Yay! I'm red power with the Prime Soap!
Oh, damn.
Yippee!
Yippee!
Yeah! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Also, don't even plasma.
Oh, yes, donate plasma. I actually, I do, uh,
once this is all done, that's my plan. I'm gonna go see.
Last time I tried donating something, I got, uh, they were like,
We're worried about you, but it was donating blood. So I've never donated plasma. So I think it's my I gotta try
I gotta try donating plasma this week. Oh
My god, let me know my ghost. Yeah
I'm so curious never done it drain me dry. You hear that Red Cross drain me dry
Ready to give it a wall. Yeah. Yeah
Hydrate me so la la thinks it's cute and shit in it. Yeah, it's a full-sackle
circle
They've caught on they've caught on baby. If it's cute she cockas in it
Yay
Yeah, I
Will take this moment. I do I'm gonna go make myself from
some breakfast or brunch, brunch at this point.
I got to have brunch before I get the rest of my day started,
but I am so glad we got to chat Katie.
That was a surprise.
Like, yeah, I got to stick around for Katie.
I'm glad that you didn't mind that I took
a little bathroom break.
I'm glad you came back.
Yeah.
Well, I can't, I can't.
I mean, you came in and I was like, I have to come back.
I had to come back.
I had to come back.
I had to.
Well, keep that timer up everybody.
Raise the timer, raise the timer, raise the timer!
Alright, we'll enjoy your brunch.
Thank you, thank you, I will, I have, yeah, we're gonna see what I get into.
I'll eat something, something, and then, you know, it'll come out in my little pink adorable little kitty diaper.
Anyway, that's what I leave you on note. Bye! Bye-bye!
God, where can you, dammit?
Saddam.
Saddam.
Wait.
Is Reptona what?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, Repton?
Wait.
Hold on.
I'll die all by yourself.
Yeah.
Yep.
Well, no.
I'm not, I'm not, um...
I'm not by myself.
You guys are here!
What do you mean?
Someone lost a bet?
Honestly?
Kinda fucks, kinda love the name.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm stuck with you guys, well no, you guys are stuck with me.
But we're real?
Oh shit, I need to go round.
Oh damn.
Nah, you guys are always a delight to hang out with, I don't mind.
It's literally why I was like, I'm tired, but I am.
I can read into Mosey and babysit, I guess.
I guess.
Also, let's go moist with the freakin' six gifted subs!
Yay!
Jesus Christ, y'all, over the course of like the summer, I got a bit like crazy
on the legs by like muskieros and stuff.
And now like my legs are just covered in like little, little bite scars and shit.
Then noped out a babysitting before.
Listen, I can't leave you guys on your own, okay?
Well, that's what you want me to do, which in that case I will fuck off for it.
I know Mousy likes you guys having a babysitting.
I'm gonna scare this little shit.
STAY!
Heheheheh.
Yeah, no.
I-I'll-I'll stay.
I'll stay until Mousy wakes up or until someone else comes in.
I like spending time with you guys, you guys are fun.
You guys are goofy, but you're fun.
Uh...
How the frick do I pronounce that?
Yeah, do you wanna add more Subba Sundays?
Raise the timer chart while there's still chance.
Because in what?
Um...
Oh shit, like three hours from now?
Three hours and nine minutes?
I think if my maths is correct, which it might not be,
more likely not.
Uhhh...
No more time can get added.
For...
Well, fuck.
As I said, my maths may be wrong.
That's too careful, I've got a lot of babysitter here.
That's so fucking cute.
Keeps me here forever, forever.
Also, I'm not seeing ducks kick the shit out of each other.
What the fuck is going on?
Yeah, they're in chat. What do you mean, huh? Are you saying are you saying you hate
chat? Oh, ends at midnight for us. Oh, I see. Okay. That makes more sense. That
shouldn't count. Well, mmm. Yep. Do you hear that chat? Zee.
Study hates you. Are you British? Walk even away.
Yeah, Zee from the mud here.
This is so much. Do I have a BBC news voice? No, that's only Siren.
Can't believe this. Can't believe this.
What do you have to say for your subs, Zee?
This is so sad. Can we get five gifted subs in Master's Chair?
He doesn't have a posh accent? No, I'm from the north.
in it. I'm from Liverpool. I just don't sound like what I'm, uh, I just don't sound like
what I'm from. Where I'm from. Fuck, I can't speak! I would have gotten away with it too
if it weren't for these stupid kids and that meddling, like, what's the stick northern
accent you do? Oh, that's, that's from like more, um, that's from more fruit's
neck of the woods. So like, me and her grew up like, well, like, under an hour away from
each other. Like, location wise. But like, you can hear how different accents are. Like,
Britain's accents changed so fucking like, quick. Like, between spaces, like, you
You can hear the difference.
And then like, if you try and like, what's it called?
If you like go between the different cities,
like you can literally like go like an hour away
and the accent is completely different.
Wish I had a block full accent.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, all right.
Happens in the U.S. as well.
I wouldn't know.
The only place I've been to in the U.S.
L.A. on Sunday, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. City and world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the one
that me and fruit usually do, we kind of do like a weird, like, northern Midlands kind
And uh, pub dude kinda, uh, kinda accent, like the, it's like the, the best way to do
it is like the, you know, bloody hell, bloody lovely, yeah, that's the, that's the, that's
the little accent.
A Jordy accent, fuck.
I'm not very good at accents.
Always cracks me up when fruit does that, yeah, no.
It's fuckin' brilliant.
I love that one so much.
Do you have a northern pub guy or Essex girl?
Yeah, they're the only two accents that exist.
That's the girl's assistant dog, is it?
When the voice changer breaks in,
Kate speaks cockney rhyme in slang.
Oh my God, imagine.
Imagine!
Are you aware of the game?
Thank goodness you're here.
Yes, I played it two days ago, three days ago?
Three days ago.
Really fun.
It was friggin' hilarious.
It was, as they say.
What a lovely.
It actually hurts my throat to do that, but it's funny.
You're up in the east end of London?
Holy shit.
I'm currently like south London, I think.
Oh, just above south London right now?
It's pretty chill.
It's pretty chill.
The pullback send has more than the screams.
Yeah, because it's a different type of vocal technique,
right?
So the pullback send is using a bit of my voice
that never gets used.
And I have to really strain myself
to hit it because it's low as fuck, right?
Like, if I try to do that.
You can hear it like it's like it like grates my vocals a little bit whereas a
Scream is more like an exaggerated sigh with power behind it. See you later. I do I
Hope you have a great rest of your night
Yeah, it's uh, it's false. I think it's false clothes. I think I don't even know how it works
Just kind of it just kind of it just kind of is you know, did you know chat hex girls came out 25 years ago?
Sure hands here in China is what hexgales is
Why would you say that?
Because I was doom scrolling and it popped up again
Popped up again on my feed
So they saw it this morning and it made a it made a it made a return
On my feed first. Thank you for the prime sub. Let's break you go
Whether they own thing or just unscrupulous. I'm pretty sure it's just unscrupulous
I hear a single-handedly fucking... single-handedly like set core for my entire existence though.
I was like, I both love this and will be this.
God, girls, am I right, shall I?
Just women in general. Jesus Christ.
Uh, Zomar, thank you for the five gifts. Let's go!
That's a fruit and Katie. I'm a hexger. Oh my god. You're a fucking genius. Oh
My god, you're a fucking maybe maybe
Maybe hold on I
Don't think we'd be able to squeeze in before Halloween. Yeah, that would be a wicked cover for Halloween
Wait episode of supernatural was cute. What?
What?
What?
Yeah, no shit.
Shit, alright, I completely agree.
Okay, next up for Halloween.
Oh my god, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Hold up.
Is there a...
Oh my god, hold on.
Hold the fuck.
Which one of these could I do?
Because I don't really have short hair like that.
So I couldn't really do that.
But I also don't have darker.
I think, I feel like fruit could pull off there.
Main one though. Oh, I'm seeing a bunch actually.
Ooh. Yeah, and I've heard you're an amazing phone actually, and I'm looking at it.
Uh, Zomar, thank you for the 10 gifties.
HELL, FRICKIN' YEAH!
It is, give me a special interest as a kid in reception, and I fistfighted a good lad for touching my 5 foot plushie above.
YO!
Oh, just for model? Oh, I thought you meant, like, actually friggin' do it.
I did um what did I do? I'm trying to I'm still trying to decide what I want to do for Halloween this year to be
For like costume-wise last year I did like got like goth waifu's fucking ghost face
And I was pretty wicked
I was debating doing like an even better version of that this year, but I don't know
Yeah, I'm pretty I'm pretty sure the the Halloween fits today right the which one yeah when she wakes up
I'm pretty sure all right
Wait, hold on
Sigma and Ligma plush wait a friggin second
Wait a friggin second fill me in fill me in what is this?
What is it 325 you guys are any you guys are only like
4.8 K away from hitting that
Yeah, yeah
No, thank you for the prams up. Let's go
Let's freaking go.
They've been living with our demons in the- oh my-
Oh that's what they name them?
Uh yeah, I remember them- I remember the poll to see what they were going to get called.
I didn't know that's what the actual official name was.
Goddammit you guys.
You know what, I wouldn't expect anything less actually now thinking about it.
But I think about it.
It makes sense.
I would not expect anything less.
Greatness, thank you for the two gifted subs to Masi.
Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna join in. I'm gonna join in. I think this is the last set that I can do for this month. Yeah.
There you go, I'm joining in. Sonic Alpha coming in with the two of us. Let's freakin' go.
Yeah, five gang. Of course, always five gang, dude.
Always. I'm one of you guys.
No, do not. Do not. Do not, DK. No.
No. Oh, you mean follow what I just did. Oh, yeah. In that case, yeah, you guys do that.
Good night. Thank you for the gifted sum. Sleep in soul. Thank you for the prime sum.
Yeah, no more gumba, though. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's fine. Hold on. Let me check.
I've got a thing I need to get. So I'm just gonna check.
Oh, actually. Oh, actually, chat.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Chat, do I do it?
Chat, do I do it?
What we are?
321250. Do I do it?
Saera, thank you for the 32 months subs.
Thank you very much.
And I reckon so I think I pronounced that right if I didn't I'm so sorry
Thank you for the five gifted subs goomba lord. Thank you for the five
Let's hit 325
You know what? Oh, do I do it chat? Do I do it?
Not as all nippers. Do I do it? I'm not gonna tell you what it is
Do I do it? You won't? Oh?
No balls. Oh, okay. All right, you're on good. Yes, but yes, okay. There you go
Feeling nice like yeah
Being a child now, I'm just I'm just supporting the cause dude. Hey, you like thank you for the prime sub
Let's go and say let's freaking go
Mm-hmm. Yeah, don't stop it. Go check. Go. No if you are a duck you can float around use
WASD and you can uh, you can do it. I don't know the other controls or anything like that, but um
Yeah, you can kill each other. You can kill each other or you can you can you can gently put
each other to sleep with force. Yeah, just just just just uh make make them have a nice
nice little nap nice little comfy nap oh shit thank you for the prime gift the
fucking five gift is what the fuck I don't know why I read I think it's
because I read Pokemon in the person's name it is spooky man what if we say
what if we just pronounced just wait it is pronounced gift yeah you're right
It's pronounced gif. I nearly read that wrong instead of fucking crying
We're doing you guys tonight. No, I'm you guys have my full attention right now
You guys have all of my attention
I'm staring at you right now. It's Jeff
Yeah, I'm not you're going right now
I'm like I'm like I'm like solo writing this fucking babysitting
gig sir
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys have all of my attention right now.
I'm literally staring at the chart.
I'm watching it.
I'm watching it so closely right now.
Okay.
The chart stares back.
No you don't.
No you frickin' stunt-decks are the best that you fucking take that back.
Too close and you might get bitten.
Oh.
Ooh.
If you were you wouldn't have missed that hundred gift subs.
It was me who gifted the gift subs you fucking numbdy, what the fuck?
What?
I'm not gonna thank myself.
I can't.
I-I-I'm not going to-
Okay, not thanking 100 but it was-
Oh yes, thanks to me for gifting 100 so oh my god.
You would?
No!
I-I would not.
I'm doing it for the cause dude.
I'm doing it for you guys.
No!
Raven, thank you for the prime sub.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Go thank yourself.
Go fuck yourself.
Bruh.
No, I can't even say that.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, I know.
Who the frick is this Katie person you guys are talking about?
What the hell?
I know.
Okay, wee wee wee wee.
Sloughing the shit out of this.
I know.
Alright, so chat! Chat chat chat chat chat chat chat.
What has been your favorite part of the Sub-a-thon so far?
Uh, sick, and thank you for the tier one.
Thank you very much. Thank you.
Hey, entertainers, you fucking thick doubler.
How can you-
No, do not. Do not.
The Sub-a-thon has way better shit than my fucking shitty baby sitting.
All right. All of it? Yeah!
See, Mousy got first in Twitch?
Base. Breaking 1, 2 and 3? Yeah, I know, it's in Hypers.
Fuck! It's been absolutely beat.
Yeah, Mousy getting her channels back on YouTube as well.
That's been amazing.
Best is yet to come?
Yeah, no, of course.
Fuck the moon.
Fuck the moon!
Mousy breaking all the records?
Stop you sexy goddess lady!
Actually, I'm a crunchy little one, Eiko. Thank you very much, but you're welcome.
The moon has been through it.
Yeah, fuck the mountain to the moon, to Mars.
And then, hmm, yeah, fuck the...
Re-re-re-the tree of the worm. I'd hope so!
Freaking hope so.
Oh, no. Are you guys excited for the new model?
You guys excited?
There's a new model coming out.
And less than... wait, I'm trying to do my...
X amount of specific time that I... I'm too dumb to work out.
But yeah!
Wait, oh, oh, three hours and... something.
Three, three, arm...
Three...
Is it 3? 2?
30 more!
Thank you for the 39 months, let's go!
Yeah guys, you guys have like
just over 3 and a half hours to rack that timer off
and make sure you get as much mercy as possible.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Brickmany records and subsum's been great,
about the height train record is insane.
But nice if she got that one too.
Yeah, the height train record is absolutely busted dude.
I'll see you in a bit, booby fan.
Fuck the ti- yeah FUCK THE DIAMOND!
Oh my god, it's not- it's not permaclimbing.
What?
Chat!
Golden Copper?
Oh yeah, I should probably go Golden Copper in there.
Yeah, they did go Subbomb yesterday to be fair.
Chat, you've actually popped the fuck off this entire sub-a-thon.
You guys have gone crazy.
It's been so nice to see you guys and Mousy like absolutely smashing the fucking thing.
You literally raised the queen up to take her space at the top of the, top of Twitch.
Where her rightful place is to be.
Crown V, the fucking queen of Twitch.
So nice when she just wanted to go to the bath and all hell break wait.
Did I miss something?
Did I friggin' miss something?
She deserves her own global emote?
Yeah, she's 100% sure.
Yeah, 100%.
Oh my god, you guys are fucking base.
You guys are fucking base?
Wait, huh?
Did she have one as well?
So, CoroZelia?
She looks fucking wicked, dude.
Why? Aw, she looks cute.
Aw, yeah, that's adorable.
That's adorable!
Isn't that model from last Halloween?
Uh, it looks like it's updated.
It's super cute though. I'm always happy to see it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There is a reason why chorus is the is the pirate
I'm not gonna. I know the little baby mousey hands. I'm like on the play bus. I give other 10 gifties. Let's
freakin go. You know the stream needs some more booby. See reading that out loud means something
completely different depending on how you take it.
I'm just hydrating.
Yes!
And take your meds and eat and stretch your leggies as well.
I think I've said this before,
literally drawing the sub-a-thon,
but I literally love when like,
you know, like you've got like the communities
and cultures and all that kind of stuff.
I have like the room like thing
and they all get excited when like,
like stuff got dimensioned or people speak to them in their like native language
and stuff like that like dude it's so fucking cute I love it so much
yeah no it's great it's why it's why I love it and then especially when I hear
people talking in the native language and stuff as well it's so cool yeah yeah
so right chat fill me in what did must get up to today because I missed it
I've been I've been very busy today what what have I missed today fill me in
Filming on the deets, getting off the speed. House on Haunted Hill.
Hacker game? Black and white horror movie? Okay, okay, was it good? Basically among...
Yeah, I imagine Mouse's commentary would be absolutely brilliant.
Been too busy with work to join in and it sucks. It's okay! Okay, I hope work's been going well.
I'm sure most appreciate you being here now. I'm sure well we talking like old-school classic horror of the fucking
Like a lot shit
Wait for real these will know because I okay. I've got something to tell you about that
He-ma, thank you for the five gifties and
And Makaki, thank you for the five gifts as well.
Let's go.
Bye, coming in with a Raiders as well.
Holy shit, Raiders, welcome in.
My mouse is napping right now.
She didn't play it, didn't enjoy it much.
It was a bit slow to get to the horror floor.
Right, okay, okay, go, go, go.
I have been seeing, and I was literally discussing this
with a couple of us to stream this,
because I was playing, you know, that fast penguin game.
I was playing that earlier and I think it was out here.
We're saying that they've been having like a bunch of bots in their chat.
And so has a spite and a couple of others.
I've been saying that they've had a couple of bots in their chat come in and just say,
what about the zoo game, whatever the fuck it's called.
And then just nothing else.
So it's bots, it's like fresh accounts and they just come in say what about this game and then they leave
So
I'm getting an egg about it
arm
Red sea like sea. Oh
Masaki
Is that right?
Yeah, it might be it might be a bit of a
He says you didn't enjoy it
Yeah, I've been here in reports of it being broken as well.
I was gonna try it and then I was like, hmm, hmm.
AI voice is too in the game and it's super buggy.
What?
What's my favorite movie?
Oh my God, you're asking a Paul order the Jesus.
Um, hmm.
Favorite movie, fuck, oh damn.
That is a Paul order you're asking the.
I really like most of the Tim Burton stuff. I really like pretty much anything with Spider-Man.
Shit, any zombie films, bad horrors. I like pretty much anything with animated.
specifically like the you know like the big hero six and Wally and all that
what movies made you cry the most oh shit um you know what I mean I'm yeah you
know what well and not Wally fucking brave I think made me cry the most
which is, I know that sounds probably really sad, Brave made me cry like a fucking baby.
I also cried at, oh no actually no no no no no no no no no no no, Avengers, Avengers Infinity,
no Endgame made me absolutely fucking bald.
If we're talking TV shows though, actually no games that made me cry right?
Braved it? Yeah, I was fine right up until she hugged the mum at the end and then she goes I want you back, mummy.
Then a Y breaks me.
Amazing Spiderman 2, when Gwendoz also fucking killed me.
I'm gonna say this anime that's probably made me cry the most fucking clenad after story
but dude even thinking about that is welling me up a little bit that damn games though that
baby cry. Last of us part one and two but part two only for the first half I
didn't cry at the second half. I was just kind of fed up. Angel beat oh my god
angel beats. Never seen Clonad is not a fan of the R-style. If you want to have
your soul ripped out and like torn up to shreds in front of you watch Clonad and
then watch Clonad after story. Genuinely. Okay I'm gonna have a bit of a
I'm gonna have a bit of a hot take here
Are you saying it's just the biggest softy in all the history softies?
Yeah, I'm not like like everyone seems to see me like this hard like I don't know like oh my god
She's a tough like metal chick
like
Expects me to be like this
I remember everyone was saying that they thought I was like tall and stuff as well
I'm like all this shit and I was like
like everyone was thinking I was like this tall, tall, hard-knought, but no, I'm like a squishy little marshmallow.
I get so full of emotion that I, as I said yesterday, I fizzle up like a fucking cola ball with emotions.
And I'm like, oh my god, I love people so much!
And then I like fucking pour out how much people mean to me, and dance with like a paragraph.
Also I'm like, you know what, you know what, you know what, you're right, okay, shut, shut, shut, shut, shut, shut, shut, shut.
Anyone that actually knows the answer to this do not answer it because that ruins the game.
Guess my height.
I think it would like gravity falls, I fucking love gravity falls.
I nearly got a tire of gravity falls actually.
Okay, you guys are guessing better than everyone else usually does.
Okay, you guys are a lot more accurate.
Most folk end up saying like five, like over five, five, between that and like six foot.
Before I knew I thought like five, nine.
Really?
You already hinted you're not tall.
Yeah, I probably should have waited until the first.
No.
No.
159 centimus which is 5 foot 2 but well between 5 2 and 5 3 I say 5 2 and a
half just because it's easier because it kind of fluctuates depending on the time
of the day and as you grow and shrink over the day and usually when I measure
like yeah well time freedom units what the fuck is freedom units
Centimus? 159 centimus. You're pretty close Alex, you're pretty close.
In football fields? I don't know.
Ungerbunger again? I don't know.
What is it in hands? I could probably tell you actually, hold on.
In hands? Well it depends, because it depends how big my hands are compared to yours, right?
Like oh like what do we have a general like measurement of how big the the usual hand is
Do we have a do we have a rough like guesstimation with that
Thank you for the prime sub thank yaoi has shut the fuck up
Shut your fucking mouth
Hand is a horse girl thing. Yeah, I'm not I'm not a horse girl
How many iron monsters are you?
Let me pull up the height chart. Hold on
I have a vtuber height chart that I'm building with all my friends on it.
It's so funny seeing how tall and short everyone is compared to each other.
How many mousies am I?
So she's...
Okay.
Okay, so she's there.
I'd be one and a one mousey plus a hand I think one hand is four inches
Chahamni hands are not finishing my um whoa inches to hands
I'm not inch to hand we won
I am 15.6496 hunts yeah that wasn't a good that wasn't a good one
good me what mouseies
God damn!
Molly, thank you for the 5 gifted subs, thank you!
Thank you!
I don't know, it just says 4 inches, is a hand.
I don't know whose hand they're fucking going off with.
Sorry, my foot might...
My leg's got very enticing to slap.
Yeah, we're not far away from the next goal.
Not far away from the next goal.
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if chat's waiting for her to wake up to be perfectly honest as well.
Which is fine!
That's fine!
You guys are going on it while the thing...
Oh, I should have chose what I said first.
Mmm...
I should have chose what I said more carefully.
Mmm...
Using your leg as a fidget toy?
Yeah.
Pretty much.
I always do it.
Like, if I see like an exposed part of skin on my legs, I just have to do it.
I just have to do...
You know when you do like, like that?
No, no, no.
You play in the spoons?
No, I was just sloughing my leg.
No, not gooning shuttle.
Earth like plants, thank you for the prime sub.
Yay, fresh sub, fresh sub.
Okay, sorry, that went completely over my head.
I'm sorry, I, oh, I'm a little slow
when it comes to shit like that, I apologize.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not very good.
So, fun little fact, there are many times when people use sarcasm and stuff with me.
And I have to have them clarify that they're being sarcastic because I completely, yeah, I completely whoosh.
Cause you're in lalalala? No, it's not the lalalala. I'm just newer, I'm spicy as f**k.
I just can't pick up on it. Even less so when I am.
Your hand is a h- No way!
Yeah, like literally, so, Bipsy is very sarcastically human.
Human? Is that the right- Sarcastically? She is a lot of sarcastic human. I know what I meant to say.
Well, there's a lot of times she has to turn around and be like, oh, no, I'm joking.
I'm just doing a ha-ha, and you're in a ha-ha, funny, and I'm like, oh, okay.
I'm kind of new here, and I love your accent.
Can I ask what it is?
No.
No, you can't.
No.
Yeah, you can.
Um, so my accent doesn't actually sound like where I'm from.
Uh, like I'm, I'm from Liverpool, uh, which is the northwest of England.
Um, but I don't sound like where I'm from.
I have a slight twang to my voice, but I don't sound like what everyone else
sounds like, uh, growing up.
I don't know what my accent is.
Yeah, that's better mo- Thank you!
Slash S.
Yeah!
Yeah, I'm Scarce.
Um...
I just don't sound it.
Yeah, Scarce.
Yeah.
Yeah, I do sound northern.
I just don't sound like from anywhere specific.
I just sound like North England, like in an imaginary land.
You know, watch out.
We should go with that, actually.
If we just say North England, but then like make up a place we could do that
Lots of planets have another guru you just made a doctor who reference and I fucking love it. Oh
My god, not that's literally where I'm from. I'm born and bred a bootleg
Yeah, dr. Who mentioned
Random word shirt
North England
I could do that I could do the pop the the pub guy from it. I could do the pub guy from it and they're the put the pub
the pub dude
What would it be?
Nothing, Glens. I should really stop doing that. I
Should really stop doing that. I really like the Beals. No, I fucking hate the Beals
For that exact reason every time I'm like every Liverpool
They're like, they're like, oh my god, you're from Liverpool?
I love the Beatles.
Do you like them too?
I'm like, oh, literally happened in France, in TwitchCon.
Like this taxi driver was driving us, and they were talking about England, because
we were saying that we're from England, and he's like, oh, my favorite place in England
is like, it's like Liverpool in this.
And I was like, oh I'm from Liverpool and he's like, oh the Beatles, I was like, NOOOOOO!
NOOOOOO!
And he's like turning around looking at me instead of looking at the fucking road, I was like, dude fucking stop!
It's like plants coming in with the 20 gift, there's let's fucking go absolute gigachart over there.
Nice!
Yeah, I know right?
Yeah, I think of that. Oh, they're like, oh, do you say, uh, they'll be like, uh, a namesome, uh, name, um, who are the two they usually say? They usually say, uh, Steven, Steven Gerrard?
They'll be like, oh, I like, I like, oh, no, there's another one as well. They'll be like, ah, you lost at the weekend. And I'm like, lost what?
Just like, erm.
Erm.
Jacket potatoes with beans?
No, actually.
I really don't.
I really don't.
I don't like jacket potatoes anyway, er, because it's like it wants to be a potato wedge, but
it isn't good enough.
Er, and beans have to be completely separate to everything else, otherwise they make everything
mushy and just taste like beans, so it completely defeats the point of having multiple food
items in one thing.
Have you been missing my griddles yet?
Ops, the fucking, I'm devastated.
I can't get them over here.
I miss them so much.
Heretic, listen, I am super sensitive
to the texture of different foods.
If I'm having beans, they have to be
on a completely separate plate.
Completely separate plate or they are dead to me.
White rabbit castle, thank you for the prime sub.
Thank you.
Must hate stew, yeah, I don't eat stew.
I don't eat stew and I don't eat soup because it's liquid food.
I just can't do it.
It makes me lose it.
Little bowl of it.
Yeah, I could have like a little bowl of beans just on the room.
Yeah, it's like, uh, I don't know how to describe it.
Not even curry.
Oh, curry is a different exception, but they have to be on
like two separate sides of the plate.
And then I have to be able to mix it at my own pace in the
middle of the plate.
Uh, because otherwise it just make the rice.
just ends up becoming mush or the curry ends up becoming chunky with the rice just becoming a
gel in it. Do you see my issue here? I have to have them like on the separate sides of the plate
and then I mix it in the middle at my own pace. Dipping kerosene running egg. I can see the
appeal I just don't like it hello the C in my name is read a C in English yeah
masaki I read that right right like toast I have to have toast and on a
separate plate through everything as well if my toast touches any kind of
juice that that toast is dead to me can you pull like condiments on toast you
put butter on toast and that's it maybe my British is showing I don't know
It's either that or the Tizm. It's one of the two.
One toast for an old soggy bread.
Exactly!
It's not a fairy toast.
Oh, do you have to use some new plate?
Well, right, put it this way, right?
If you're having, let's say you've got toast on a plate
and you've got like sausage, bacon,
maybe like egg or something,
beans, something like that, right?
Think about it. Think about it.
of those things like have like the juice that comes off them right and slowly but
surely it infects the fucking toast and turned it to mush.
How do you eat beans on toast? I don't. I don't. I have uh what I will usually do
is I will do uh like cheese on toast
and then I'll have like a bowl of beans like to the side separately.
Sacrilege listen. I have to I have to I have to I have to do it or I can't do it
Oh, I can't eat I can't eat fruit see though I can't eat fruit
For some reason it makes me vomit, but I what it is there's something in it makes me vomit
No, not that fruit. No, she does that every single time
She does that every single time as well. I'm like, there's no fruit in this is that because I can't eat fruit
And then she's just like,
SAD SHE HATES ME!
And I'm like, BITCH SHUT TIME!
Every fucking time.
I swear to God.
Uh, you're hypergust-
What, the fuck?
Hypergustatory.
Harvest sensory processing issues in line with being on the autistic spectrum.
Well, I am autistic, so that would make sense.
A lot of sense.
Autistic, yeah, we'll go with that too.
Well, technically.
Right, okay.
Onions?
Usually?
Yes, mingin, right?
But an onion ring, like the bite of onion rings,
they fuck.
But right, here's the thing, right?
If I bite into it and don't eat it in one go,
if I eat it and it's not in one go
and I like bite into it and like the butter comes away
and the onion is exposed, that onion ring is now dead.
I have to like all in one it or I can't have it.
Oh yes, Savage, I have that too.
And lights.
Caramelized onions.
No, they make me think I'm eating slugs or something.
Also textures of things, like if I touch them.
Oh boy.
Ooh.
Oh dear.
Favorite food?
Oh my god, you guys are going to rip into me first.
Do I have to answer that?
You gave a thank you for five months.
God fucking dammit.
My favorite food is buttered fish fingers or steak
with hash brown fries or curly fries,
buttered onion rings and barbecue sauce.
I also love a good burger, holy fuck.
No, battered, not butted.
Battered.
I also have, I also have my steak medium rare because I'm not on fucking healing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a medium rare, like where you press down the fork on the
thing and it's like, it's like, so the steak's like brown and it's got like the,
I love it when it's got the grill marks on it too.
And you've got it and it's like brown on the outside and it's got like a little
of charring on the edges and then you cut into it and it's like fucking red and
pink on the inside and then you press that if you press down on it with a fork
it just fucking like all the blood like fucking like puddles out of it but then
when you when you lift your fork off it it sucks it all back up that is the
best whoa damn that is a shit right there
Yeah, peppercorn sauce also works, you know, that's true.
Barbecue sauce is okay.
Well, I can't have ketchup.
I only have a little bit of barbecue sauce though,
because it still technically has a bit of tomato in it,
and tomato is a fruit.
So it upsets my tummy, but doesn't make me vomit.
I can have a very, very, very, very small amount of, like,
tomato and stuff, but it really upsets my tummy.
But if I was to full on sit there and eat like a meal that's got a lot of
tomato in I would actually vomit. How much spicy foods are you? I am not. I am very
sensitive white bitch, little pasty little pasty-ass goth girl. I cannot have
spicy. Yeah I have really bad like IBS and stomach issues so yeah acid foods
are like basically a no-no. No spag ball then? I will have spag ball but it will hurt.
Basically the best way to think about it is would I feed this to a three-year-old?
And if the answer is yes that is what I will eat. He has real ups and downs,
doesn't sweat, can't easily, doesn't sleep, can't stop crying. Shut the f*** up!
I wait pizza smiles yes it does is a realization for you I'm also lactose intolerant buddy
oh boy that's how either have lacto free milk and cheese or have to have a
lactate which I found out recently actually because I got lactate for the
first time while I was in America? That kind of fucked. Noble, Poggersford, can you send
you in the gift, sir? Let's go. No, not vegan cheese. I just do lacto free cheese. Never
got lactate before. No, I just kind of suffered through it and would die for a couple of days
after eating cheese. You smacked monkey rage. I swear to God. Mards, can I ask a favor?
as our baby sat for so long over the over the course of this episode. Can I ask, can
I ask one favor? Can you time out Monkey Ridge for like 10 seconds? Shit, I'd. Round of
applause for the mods. Absolutely fucking boost. Little shit. No, he was literally
timed out for like a second guys. Come on. Yeah, I know he's back already. I'm
very soon. I'm only shitting with your monkey. Just as for whoever that was. I can't believe
he's dead. Oh my god, it's almost like I can still see him in chat. Oh, sevens from
monkey rage in the chat. He will be missed. Sometimes I can still see his messages.
Right, I'm actually curious how Metara's list works because I haven't looked into how it works.
Nor do I want to be like, hey Metara, how does your timeout list work?
Because I may get hit in the crossfire. How does it work?
Educate me. Educate me. Tell me so I don't get it.
Or I might just do it on purpose just for just the meme
Anyone who gives 50 subs can just time out another career of a choice
I'm doing Zen's time now right? Zen's banned for a week right surely. I think I was on the list at one point. Oh
It's okay. I
Then got banned a couple of times
I should know
Because if not, I want to time out Zen for I'll get a leader
Wait is this a golden cat?
AHHH!
SHUT!
SHUT!
It just worked.
Twenty subs?
I already said I wasn't gonna do anymore but fuck it
There you go, shut.
Shut the fuck up!
Are you guys waiting for the...
No, that fuck not.
This is what we've all been waiting for.
Wait, hold up.
That's what I'm talking about.
YAY!
Golden Kappa time, baby!
What the frick do you type in?
Oh yeah, you don't get it until the end of the thing, right?
Aw, ghost lord, let's go!
You know what? I would thank every single one of you, but you guys are going too fucking by you.
So thank you to everyone that's getting involved in it.
Let's get this fucking kappa train going.
GOLDEN Kappa!
I wanted to sing a little kappa song, but I can't think of one.
I can't think of it!
Golden Kappa.
Golden Kappa.
Choo-choo through the chat.
Golden Kappa.
How'd you become a duck in the pool?
Pray to R and Jesus.
Shower? No!
Never.
If you guys hit 350k, I will shower on.
I said that.
I said that.
Golden.
How'd you get the Golden Kappa? You even gift 20 subs?
Oh no, it's gone down.
Errrm, wait. Errrm, how do you do it now?
How do you do it now chat? How's it done?
Do I use the urgent? Of course I do, I'm not even.
Is it just a goal?
I'll pilot bees left, girl.
Oh, 100 bits or one gifted.
Alright, there you go.
Oh, go, go, go.
Well, you can do more than one if you really want to, but...
Find the train!
At the end of the train, you should get it.
I can get it for 24 hours if I think it is, come on.
Yeah, 24 hours, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well done, Shaq. Keep it going, keep it going, keep it going.
Wait, really? No, really? No fucking shot.
All the other babysitters don't get this look. I'm literally the best babysitter.
No, I can't even say but the other babysitters are fucking amazing.
This has been really fucking well behaved and crazy for me, though.
So I'm kinda, I'm kinda, you guys are great.
You guys are fricking great.
I feel like I'm the auntie that we will have the goofy time with.
You know the auntie that's just like a butt influence?
The fun auntie, yeah that's it.
The spoilsie?
Yeah exactly, exactly.
Hype auntie.
I can do that.
I can do that.
welcome bitch all right I'm guess I'm guess I'm T cotton off of you guys as
well I'm pretty sure I'm not for fucking community as well when I babysit
alright I accept this this title we're probably I know it's so cute right
go go go go go go go go go so you to the bonus subs still can't believe it's
Actually, I know right.
Twitch, give it back no balls!
Auntie help get the gold? I did! I did 20 towards it. What do you fucking mean?
That's a gift for the 100 towards the fucking thing, refer.
Keep it going, let's do it. How, how, how, I mean, isn't he...
Alright, 63 subs for the next level! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
61!
Or 30.5k bits, whatever, whatever tickles your fancy, I guess.
God, though.
Let's go!
So we like to see.
I can't tell if that's Micuzia or Massuzia, but either way, let's go!
Just noticed that Rubber Ducks, yes they are.
How does it feel to know you're Miss B, became a staple of Sub-A-Thon?
Honestly, I'm one of you guys, so...
Technically you guys also did it.
Technically you guys are fucked the moon, so...
My fucking guy.
I need to stop fucking screaming. I'm gonna fucking blow my voice up.
Um, I know I'm on a spell, so a stinky ball sack.
You just outed yourself.
I know it is my Yoshi.
Oh chat, you're nearly 193 hours.
Oh shit. Oh shit, how many subs away from the next one is it?
21 subs? 16?
That's it boys. Go go go go go go go!
anonymous my fucking dude salute fucking massive balls on that dude yeah
there's no twitch gun burning my run out I run out last night I think yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah go go go go go is it is the truck a b-way
I don't know.
45.
Oh shit.
40.
5 gang, 5 gang, 5 gang, 5 gang, 5 gang, 35.
Ketchab, if you hit level 16, I will put some towards level 16.
I really shouldn't, what I'm going to.
Hey, you've done more than enough.
I don't care, it's fun.
I encourage you guys to go fucking mental as well,
because you guys get excited and that's what makes it fun.
fun yeah no it excites you guys and makes you guys like have fun so I don't
mind it means I got to be smart about it you guys are having a good time I'm
having a good time you know again I'm the the the fun auntie that makes bad
decisions on chat nearly nearly oh my god you got two minutes to hit 16
and with the what how many was that 25 let's fucking go base only nine more
Oh, yeah, shit, if we- if- ooooh, boy!
Alright, 89 to the next level.
Level up.
Gotta fuckin' support the homies, chat.
I gotta do it.
Okay, keep it going, chat, keep it going, keep it going.
Level 17.
Oh, Rock City, let's go, let's go, let's go,
Wolven Mage!
Woo!
See, let's go!
Why is the timer of 190 hours?
Because chat is a fuckin' goat!
I didn't know how I just made that noise,
but we're gonna roll with it.
I can imagine I'm never going to get a ultimate blood noise again, so you guys got that.
You guys got the one on the only one I like.
What the hell did I find that hot?
Must be the Scotsman in me.
Do not fuck the goat.
Do not the goat.
Girro, do not the goat.
Cloud, let's go!
Joleth!
Bullet for my Valentine descended the fucking trap.
Your tears, um, fall.
They crash around me.
Um.
If you guys hit level 19, I'll do the goat noise again,
or I'll try and do it.
How many, how many away is it?
Hold on.
Eww.
131 subs away.
Go!
If you do it, I'll do the goat.
I'll try and do it.
Connor said, you're in the nuzzle lock.
I'm Welsh.
I'll fuck the sheep.
Yeah, I know.
He's Welsh.
Of course he'll fuck the sheep.
Go, check.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go.
People like a big fuckin cop.
Show everybody that you have a big fuckin dick today
and slap that crime on the fuckin table right now!
It's naughty monster Jesus Christ, ooh!
Karen Rafferlot, let's go!
Your excellent guitar shreds, no!
Cause it'll be really fuckin' icky down the Discord mic.
No!
Plus it'd feel really invasive.
I mean, I say that,
I've been doing it probably way worse,
but that's okay.
Uh, cheerys boss, thank you for the fuckin' gifty.
Let's go!
Keep it going boys, keep it going, keep it going, keep it going.
Mouse on, it's there for a mouse in the sleep!
You say the guitar would be ick, but we talk about shitting for half an hour?
No, I mean like through the mic it would sound shit.
Do you have an electric guitar? Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, sometime next year I might be getting an electric drum kit as well, so I might do a couple of those for you as well.
I can get that going.
Some mouse talking right now? Yeah.
Mouse like...
I was about to say mouse got older, but I'm pretty sure mouse is older than me.
What's it on? What's it on? What's it on?
98 subs away from level 19.
GO!
GO!
You guys are smashing it. You guys are smashing it. I'm so fucking proud of you.
How long is it? How long is it? How long is it?
45 seconds. 45 seconds.
93 for the next level.
Or 46.5k bits.
That'll work.
Yeah! You got this!
Movable.
Let's go, Diane! Let's go!
Let's go chat, keep it going.
Calligy, Marbly Broken, come on boys, come on boys, you can do this.
Let's freaking go, Mekizia, uh, Ties, uh, Alistair.
Let's go chat, you guys are fucking smashing it, come on, you've got this.
No, fuck! Why is my copper not golden?
What the fuck is this?
I swear to god, if I have a-
Oh fucking shot.
On my script, hold on.
No, but if I refresh, then I lose you guys.
For like a split second, and then the whole place might burst into flames.
Hey, let's get down!
I've seen a couple of people who also don't have it.
Unless it's just on my end, I don't know.
Twitch hates me, too, it was-
Ooh!
Almost broken to fucking Muslim on there.
Hold on, you know what? You know what? You guys...
You guys are smashing it anyway.
You guys are smashing it. Well fucking done.
Well done, chat! Well done, chat!
What do we got? What do we got on the timer?
Ooh, shit.
The timer has not gone down while I've been here.
That's hilarious.
I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure it was on 193 when I joined.
How fast can you clap this fucking fast?
Open those ear holes and get ready.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's cl- no, it is clapping.
It is clapping. It is side to side clapping.
No, for real, he's like, if you, um, if you like, kind of like, instead of like,
going like, hand, hand, hand, you go like fingers to palm and then like,
throw your hand like to the side and like, kind of do like, uh, fingers onto palm
on both things. And you kind of like fling your hands from left to right,
like loosely, then it does it.
You gotta like keep your hands like quite limp though.
I just kind of flail them from left to right and it's kind of, your secrets safe with chat.
Listen, I don't have secrets with you guys.
You don't remember when Malcie found out about my fuckin' nails?
Fuckin' Paul Haricka got, oh good.
Instrument, yeah, musician nails, yes.
I can tell anyone, but I hear there are actually people speaking into machines that
make the anime feel so good.
Yeah, it is, Mosie. Yeah, it's still a secret.
If she wakes up and sees that, I'm actually going to shit your pants.
Yeah, make a wall of text, please. Make a wall of text. Get that off the fucking screen.
Get that off the fucking screen!
No, not- not everybody's pants.
Not everybody's pants. Just Mosie's.
I'll just shit someone else's pants.
I'll tell you when you're older.
Well done, chat. Well done.
You're so well behaved!
I didn't think it's from Marcy, oh yeah, because I got her a fucking present.
I got her a couple of presents, I just need to send them to her.
Yeah, a big wall of text.
Giant cock and balls.
Can you tell us how you met Marce?
Fuck.
first like what you mean like on on a on a not a not like viewer watching kind of
thing sure I was hanging out with with friends then I'm pretty sure and then we're
doing was it when we did um what was the fucking game no it was mousey's
Marcy's crap game back with because it was the first time she invited me to
something and it was for her birthday one year and I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty
sure like Zen or fruit like mentioned me or something so she was like okay so
invite me in and that was the one with like corpse and psychurine and all that
on and then, yeah, and then I started hanging out and then I was a babysitter for subathom
2 actually and that's where I met Siren. And that was during the one that, what's it called?
and me, Siren, Momo and Kandi were in the call
while Mousy was doing a meet and greet at a festival,
I'm pretty sure.
But the only person that you guys could hear was Kandi.
So we were basically being voices in our head
and she had to pass messages on
of what we were saying to you guys.
She said, AX?
Ah, yeah, it'll be that then.
Yeah, and then that's when I started getting a bit closer to Muzzie.
I think it was after that one.
Yeah, Candy's fucking wicked too.
She literally interrupted my meet and greet, uh, Twitch content to come and give me a bracelet.
I was so happy she did.
I literally have a son next to me, fucking love it.
Runs over, she's like, stop the line!
Runs over, gives me the bracelet, she's like, here you go, I love you, bye!
She just fucking runs over, gives me a bracelet and fucks off.
Yeah, she's so precious, I love her.
Beat fucking buff pop up there. Well, no, I I'd say I'd try but that would go drastically wrong. I'm not gonna do that
I
Said I'd meet up and she
Fucking left before I got there because I ended up getting stopped on the way between
Two of the stands
She was at one stand. I was at the other and I kept getting stopped between the two
So I took too long
And she left
But she says she's gonna fight if if I didn't see her and I didn't see it so I
Guess I'm fighting buff. I guess that's happening. Yeah, both would fucking beat my ass
Yep. Yep. This is it. This is how I die. So I die just nice knowing you
Is your buffalo could bend press you curious about what buff can bench actually?
Hmm, is it as she's spoken about it before?
up? She said where she can bench? I'll tell you exactly if she can or not. She'd ask her
and tell us. Hold on, let me message her. What can you bench? Now we wait. Oh, fucking cotton
pick me up at TwitchCon. That was fun. She actually walks over and the first thing she
says to me is, oh my God, you're so small! And just fucking like lifts me up straight
like straight the fuck up I was like what the fuck yeah just fall on with ease
straight up overhead like you gored no lifted me off not licked me up that's
to be fine this is cotton we're talking about one visit for us yeah whether
you will fly did you know charge Lee here's a here's a little bit of a little
live info for you. A lot of people may not know. I know my mind was blown when I heard
this. Did you know the eagle noise that they use for like the American shit isn't actually
like that bird doesn't make that noise? But that's an entirely different bird making
that noise. Yeah, because they sound like seagulls. Yeah, I know I heard and I was
like that is the most pathetic sound in bird of a fucking herd. Great. Hold on. I
might be able to play this through my mic. Hold on. Let me see if I can hear
NO I OPENED THE WRONG BROWSER!
NOOOOO
What is YouTube?
This video is so long and it doesn't make a noise until like 30 seconds in.
So chat, this is the noise that I fucking bald eagle actually makes. It's actually pathetic. Hold on.
Hold the fuck on.
Uh, rooting.
Alright.
Chat, tell me if you can hear this.
That's the noise the poor thing fucking makes.
That's a bald eagle.
A shoe bill st- oh I know what that sounds like. It's fucking brilliant.
isn't that so funny though? They're like oh my god yeah there's fucking wicked bird
listening to this. Fucking what I sounded more like a crow but you know what noise
it's like what they try and make it so it sounds like oh it is. What bird makes the
noise that we've associated with them? It's like a hawk of some sort like a
chest that it was a red tail hawk or something? Hold on there's literally a
comparison video here. Hold on. Yeah, so this, this, uh, here, hold on, let me, let me put
it back through my mic. Um, this here, this is a red tail hawk, right? This is what it
sounds like. And then the fucking bald eagle sounds like this. The fuck! Everyone here,
shoebill stalk? Oh my god, yeah. They also look really fucking angry, these things.
Do you guys actually like hearing bird noises through the mic?
You should have nightmares of birds.
God damn it.
Do you guys actually like hearing the bird noises?
Alright, if you like it, then I guess you guys are getting it.
Yeah, this is what a shoe bill stalk sounds like.
This is fucking terrifying, by the way.
Meet the shoe bill stalk.
A bird that-
They do not sound like that.
That is an area.
Before anyone fucking says anything.
Why does the fucking bird sound like a gun, though?
Sounds like a gun and someone going,
That gun fight, no that's a shoe bill stalk, fucking tapping its beak together.
That should be the USA, but I'm pretty sure it's in, uh, where's it from, hold on.
Where the fuck is that bird's room?
East central part of Africa, apparently.
From South Sudan to Zambia.
Giant baby penguin, what's a new one, the fucking brown one that's like absolutely
fucking like like the second come in a chungus yeah I've seen it dude's fucking
girl yeah Pesto dude is a chonka absolute unit of a fucking penguin yeah
Pesto yeah what petition to petition to change Pesto's name to Pungus big
big pungas
big pungas
it has to have the big pungas
how would you know how big he is
he's massive
about midchungas
no one gives a fuck
oh my god bang a song in the background sorry
dude i wish i could listen along to what mousey is actually listening to
without hearing my fucking annoying voice
trying back to me
i'll tell you what one of my favourite fucking audio clips ever is
you know what i'm gonna play it
um
You guys probably you guys have probably heard this actually
Have you been on the internet in the past couple of months? You've heard this in this dude. Yeah
Hey, you guys probably heard this and Rio oh and oh not this dude. Who the fuck are you shut the fucker?
For you oh
Where's the where's the dude that doesn't probably
Where's the dude there he is
So for anyone that doesn't know what it is, he's got like different parts of an Oreo.
He's got different parts of an Oreo and he stacks it in different ways.
And he's reading it out as the Oreo is stacked.
So if it's like a load of the biscuit tops, then that is the Oreo.
And it is like...
if it's a bit of a fucking brilliant honestly absolutely brilliant
hey no no it's a oh then if it's the fill in it's the yeah disquiet all
cream no it's fucking brilliant no actually show a hunt who's seen the
Deadpool versus Wolverine movie or Deadpool and Wolverine I don't know
which one is. I went to see it when I first came out.
I went to do it, it's so good. Not I? You? I have? Not me? Hands up!
Yeah, hands up! Yeah!
Dude, it's so good. It's so good.
I'm also gonna love for Ryan Reynolds, honestly, I completely get it.
I've told you guys before, I'm gay with exceptions, right?
Ryan Reynolds is one of those exceptions. Damn!
Hugh Jackman more so though. Hugh Jackman is- whoa. Hello.
Hell of a fuckin' hole.
What the fuck?
Oh. You guys didn't hear that, did you?
You guys didn't hear the-
You did?
Hey, what? They're like, they're like, vomit into shitting.
Well, let me find a v- let me see if I can find the soundbite. I'm not sure you play it independently.
Wait, no, yeah. Did you guys actually hear it? Oh, no.
Cause if the answer's no, then I wouldn't.
No, okay good. I didn't I didn't know which PC that audio was coming from
They're both my ABS is open
And I was like, oh, I was lying. So oh
Oh, I got guided. This is so sad. Can we go five kids with subs and Moses chat?
Yeah, no, right. Absolutely. That's a friggin lately. Oh
Shit here my dream
Let's just have to stick to your fuck off
Is he? Wait, is he actually 62? Wait, how old is Ryan and Hugh at this point?
Is age mean they can't do the deal? Oh, well, there's a way, I'll tell you.
Um, let's see. Ryan's boy 7, Hughes 55? Age and like, fine line, both of them. God damn.
God damn, son. That line is brilliant. That's right! That old and still-yooking young dude.
Dude, not even looking young, just looking good, dude.
Like, I shit you not, it's green.
Absolutely wicked.
See what we were talking about?
There was a few that we were saying,
like, are looking extremely fucking good
for their age on chat earlier.
Who was it?
We're talking about, there was Mariah Carey.
It was like, what, how old is she now?
55 cannery cannery is a fucking hole
Keanu Keanu Reeves is
60 yeah, he's 60 crazy accidentally get into
Like accidentally get into acting if I remember correctly am I am I correct in this? Oh, no
Pull road dude pull road is a mole
He's in the major
she I'll look it up for you now hold on hold on hold on okay oh Jesus that that
hurt my god all right um yeah I just got flashbang by Wikipedia holy moly
I'm not some but wait what hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold
Hold on.
I always say his name changed from something to Keanu.
It's kind of cool actually.
What?
Let's see.
I, looking forward.
Oh, so it was Keanu and then he changed it to Casey
for a bit because of, oh, that reasons.
Oh, damn it.
Okay, and then he changed it back.
It's not a bad reason, by the way.
It's just like Sherwin is being pieces of shit.
Um, okay, and then, oh, and then you did like a couple of like bits and bobs in TV.
I'm sure I read somewhere that like accidentally got into it.
You mind actually eating? Yes. You know what, actually speaking of counter-reason,
dude, the friggin, um, shadow, I'm so excited for light. I'm so excited for sonic shadow.
Holy Frick!
Ah, Drazuma, thank you for the gifted sub. Let's go!
Oh my god, you guys are getting there. You guys are getting there.
Wait, what? Yeah, no, Keanu Reeves plays Shadow in Sonic 3?
I think it is. Someone forged his signature for the Watcher, but since he couldn't prove it, he did them no fucking way.
Really? That's amazing. That's absolutely brilliant.
Has anybody pre-ordered?
There is a new Sonic game coming out.
I've pre-ordered it.
The Sonic X Shadow, what's it called?
Sonic X Shadow, or yeah, Sonic X Shadow Generations.
Yeah, yeah, it's like a revisit to Generations
but then go Shadow in it.
No, it's a it looks like a separate game. I still like to play Sonic Frontiers actually
Hey, is there DLC?
No, I got on Steam. I got on Steam. Be careful of searching Sonic X Shudder learnt the hard way
Wait, is there a- was the- was it the Warhawk?
Is that what I was called? Was it called Shudder?
Sonic the Warhawk? Well Sonic Unleashed was now something like that Sonic Unleashed
Yeah!
Is it available to get that fucking anywhere?
I've not played that in years and I want to revisit to see if it was actually any good
or is it just me being a little fucking ah yeah it's a it's a weird creature on the screen!
Sharon!
Sorry, every time I read that I just think of the Ozzy Osbourne.
Hold on let me let me grab the song by you for the prime sub!
Let's get this this stuff.
the time when my when maymay said about the wolf stuff no what did what did I miss
what did I miss what the fuck what she's saying about wolves what she's saying
about wolves what isn't she saying about wolves she's saying you're a fairy oh
Oh wait, she's saying you're a- wait, what?
She's saying- what, she says I'm a dog?
Now listen, I'm a fairy, but calling me a dog is taking in a bit far. Jesus.
Got that dog in her?
God, I wish. No, no, no, no, no. Do not take that seriously. I'm taking the first.
Um...
This is the last day of Silver Slime and Silver Slime and Silver Slime and X's and-
Yeah, the timer stops going up.
Uh, uh, uh, what, two hours from now?
Yeah, dog is a step above complete ferry.
Yes, dog is, uh, eugh.
No, that's too far.
There's a difference.
There's a difference.
Wait, no, what is, um, what is, what is, what is Mimei saying?
The walk-in?
Why, is that the one that goes, and all levels except physical?
I am a wolf.
That way?
man's fucking just built different box of people and all what you fucking want
hold on hold the fuck hold the fuck wardrobe oh what my fucking oh it's a piss take oh this
is fucking brilliant so may said in seventh grade if she was the alpha you know what that
that does not surprise me with me. Now the thing I'm listening to you is this.
Right, listen to this. Listen to this. Listen to this.
The video goes on from that, but I'm just going to show you that.
It goes on from that. If you want to find it, go for it.
The video looks fucking hilarious though.
I actually love that. I love that so fucking much.
Uh, Matera, thank you for the- oh wait, is that a-
Marta Ravenclaw? Oh!
Oh, I read that like a fucking copega!
Thank you for the Prime Sub!
Hey, is that you who made that video? No, that wasn't me, I wish I was that cool.
I wish I was that wicked.
Uh, Chaston, thank you for the fucking 20 gifted subs!
Let's go chat, let's get some fucking sub-ipe going.
Sleeping room with the prime sub as well. God. Do you wish I was that cool too such
Listen, you guys are in char now you guys are pretty wicked
Hey
That's pretty cool. What's the legma flush leg my balls. Ah, yeah, no, it's
Sorry, I hot too. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I
Didn't mean it. Um, it is they are it is the little companion
little babies of uh, mom and mousey. Don't lie, you meant it?
Say if I did, huh?
What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do about it?
Huh? What are you gonna do about it?
What am I gonna do? Nothing?
No judging.
Probably cry.
Yeah, pretty much.
See you at the 10 gift days, whoa!
Oh my god, I almost sound like peanut for a second, though.
For the prime subs, thank you very much.
I was trying to see what song was playing.
Aw, Nana, oh you know.
Nana, three dreams.
Is that not peanut?
No, that was me.
Yeah.
No, I usually do like pear and stuff like that.
I usually do a pear.
And no, animal sounds.
I would be kitty cat.
Yeah, and I usually do pears instead.
It's like my main thing.
Oh my god, Kiwi is like my favorite little
separate fuck ever.
I absolutely fucking love that bird.
Little fucking dude.
If Froggy would have a bird, Kiwi would be it.
Right? There is no other bird that Froggy could have, right?
Than that fucking bird.
Yeah, this is the only bird that would suit her.
Yeah.
Fufu's cat is also really funny.
Fufu's cat just screams.
Let's say you'll be you'll just be playing something the next thing all you hear is
Give me our back. She'll send me. I was back to it
So I kind of sounded like your cat. No fucking show it not usually right. Okay. Usually my chart likes this
I know I rated interior list of some of mine
You got this hold on let me just put it in there. Yeah, there you go. There's a
There's a path for you
You have a cat I just know that that's me that's me a girl. I need to see if I can do the goat again. Hold on
How the fuck did I do it again? How did I do it?
Okay, it was like a it was like a
Well the cat likes fried me in a posse life uses she's the
Soundbite scream and go that's still funny. I don't care what anyone says that's still funny to me that screaming go the fucking
Fucking thing some people say that screamers face. What fucking way? No
It can't be, surely.
You guys are only what?
Two...
Shit, my math is awful.
Seven hundred.
How much are you getting paid for this?
A crisp high-five.
A crisp high-five.
Not just any old high-five.
I'll take it, yeah!
From who? Your momma.
Not doing math for free.
Honestly, you're fucking based.
I would not also not do math for free.
something actually I've been teaching fruit out of high-five because their
high-fives were really bad so I was teaching her to high-five I think she's
getting the hang of it she's like always missed so I told her the whole thing
about looking at the elbow when you do the thing how are they bad she fucking
missed every time yeah so that's who I had to teach her how to high-five
Pretty wimkin, dude.
Pretty wimkin.
Oh, mother fucker!
God damn.
Wait, does anyone in chat not know the elbow method with high fives?
Does anybody not know that?
Uh, Picky Pale, thank you for the prime sub, let's go.
No?
Right, okay.
If you are struggling to hit a high five with someone, or anything like that, uh, and
your high fives are just not connecting whatsoever, uh, look at the person's elbow.
when you go for high five and you will hit it it genuinely help like I'm not
even fuck I'm not even trying to pull you like I'm I'm genuinely saying it and I
coordination what would you call it fantastic for if Snoop Dogg joined the
team it is some kind of death problem or something maybe can I use golden
copy yet yeah yeah no don't high five the elbow I mean look at the elbow when
you go to high five and when you do it it will it will connect and num is what
you just smack them on the elbow my god you touched their weenies what wait what
you mean what no more weenies is right please don't tell me I've got to teach
you guys as well yeah it's the it's the the the flappy bit of elbow skin on
the end but like a right where your elbow is that has no fucking feeling in
Instructions are clear, I just elbowed the guy.
Can I vote for Christmas, double as a Christmas and Halloween movie?
I double it up, so yes.
And if anyone tells you they're wrong, just say fuck off.
Yeah, the nutsack skin on your elbow.
If you dig your nails into it, you can't feel it at all.
Also, at least the movie I've braven off.
Yeah, you're not wrong.
Wait, you can feel it?
Yeah, it can still itch, but if you dig your nails into it, it doesn't hurt.
Yeah, okay, okay, Sean, how many people just dig nails into their weenus?
Yeah, you feel it, but it doesn't hurt at all, right?
You feel it, but it doesn't, like, it doesn't have any pain whatsoever.
Yeah, but my balls hurt. No, shut up!
What the fuck was that question?
We're talking about digging nails into your weenus, which is the, like, the ballsack skin on your elbow.
If you dig your if you like pull it out like so that it's like like like so that it's like stretched out
And then you dig your nails into it. No the weenus not the fucking not the pp. I
Swear to God if anyone's just dug nails into the the the how far can you stretch your penis?
Well, I have I have conditions which means my skin is stretchy so quite far actually
Yeah, the wee wee, not the pee-pee.
No!
Oh god, chat, you did not.
You did not.
No!
I'm...
I was done, lost often fucks with Tizm.
Yeah, hi.
Oh, my penis is bleeding now.
What do I do?
Just give it a kiss, better.
Be okay.
Conversations been wild.
Hi, pasta!
It's okay.
Chat, chat, chat likes it, I think.
Can you touch your weenus together?
Yeah!
I'm making them touch right now.
Ow, ow, ow.
Whatever you do, chat, do not clap.
That fucking hurt.
Do not clap your fucking weenuses together.
Do not clap with your tips.
That fucking hurt.
Ow.
Flap confirm?
I'm actually not.
Put them out sideways over the top if you put your arms either leg
No, it's not either leg if you put your hands behind your neck and then put your arms forwards
You can make your arms touch
He's not flat. I'm really not
Yeah, if you get that way it doesn't matter
It doesn't matter how how big chested you are and you can do it that way
Yeah, I can't do it the other way I
I can't I can't do it though. There's no fucking way that's happening
Proof of research my models based on me. You're just squeezing your
You know, I've managed to put weight on my nose in America. So I've also gone up again
But it means I can't get the usual bras I get
Which sucks? So I'm gonna have to
I'm gonna have to go shopping
To my McGriddles. Yeah, I pull on a stone. Uh-huh
What's everyone in today? Ah?
You know what good question I'm curious to hear so fun story
Time is it shit. I should probably soon soon as point in parts. Yes, I've fallen like what
They in stone feels like a thing on good. Well, right the it's cause like all of our like scales that you stand on
The scales that we have over here. They're all in stone like when you stand on it like it all my clito stone
so
Modern Lacker, thank you for the prance, thank you.
Yeah, it's not yours in KG, whatever.
Tablet's main of stuff, eh.
So you weigh in rocks? No!
But, you can change them.
Okay, I never have, they always by default come in fucking rock measurements, okay?
I don't actually know what that would be.
Uh, how much do I weigh now?
Um, let me find out for you fucking freedom unit using motherfuckers over there
What would you guys use pounds or kilograms use pounds?
Telegrams are not freedom. Well, I use stone. So fucking shut up. I
Don't know what you fucking use
Wait, it's actually kilogram or is it pounds?
You guys are sending mixed messages and I'm getting very confused
US uses pounds right I'm a hundred and thirty pounds by the looks of things
from what Google is telling me here I think kilograms what fuck is a kilogram
that is fifty eight point nine I guess I've ever been so it's pretty crazy but
yeah I'm I'm I'm still like I still want to put on like another like two pounds
something like that? She's an voice changer? What? Mousy? How viscos are you? What the fuck
is a viscos? Fuck is one of those? Viscos. Hold on. Semi-synthetic fabric made from
wood pulp. I have no fucking idea. Density in reference to liquids? Oh, viscosity? Oh.
Calculate that. Yeah.
Dude, do you think if I was using a voice changer I'd choose to sound like this?
What the fuck are you smoking?
Cause I fucking want some. Jesus.
For the tier one. Thank you!
Scars your Welsh, neither.
I use the British T-1000 in it, huh?
Yeah.
I'm Scouse, which is North England.
Northwest England.
No, if those pounds...
pounds and go into stone. Thank God for my metabolism, I can eat as much as I want. So do I, but I'm
really trying to put weight on. Most of my, most of my, like, what weight I put on mainly
tends to muscle because it just runs in my family, like my mom is shredded, but she
doesn't do shit, or she didn't for a bit, and it still turns to it. My grandparents
ripped as fuck, my dad is ripped as fuck, all of my siblings are like shredded, but also
my mom's side of the family is, this is gonna sound really weird to say, I don't know if
hunger is the best term but my mom's side of the family is a rather large in the
chesticle department. So anyway I do put on gets converted to muscle and then the
excess goes to there. Well endowed, yeah that's it there you go.
Top heavy, yeah my entire family is top heavy which trucks a lot. I like your
reference. So it's basically that. I also just don't gain weight very easily. Yeah. But
if I work out on my legs and stuff and that is, that makes that grow, but it takes a lot.
And I've got to consume so fucking much to do that, which is a pain in the ass. And
really don't want to do that I think I know you I recognize your name what the
fuck hold up I recognize your name the body mass index Pam is a joke because
muscle mass is higher than fat yeah there's also these things called donkey
kickbacks that are really good for your backside. Squats are better for like thighs, I think.
What are you doing here? I'm babysing. Yeah, there's these things called donkey kickbacks
and it's like reverse planks and they're insane for the backside. Watch your squat
max, I'm not very good at squats. Yeah. Oh, hold on, I'm trying to think of how to
describe a fucking a donkey kickback how the fuck do I describe this to you um
like you kind of I just need to see a graph yeah you kind of either well I do
I do both of these are used to do both of these I might start getting back into
this um you kind of either go on all fours or you stand up and lean over a
a surface like kind of like a like a bench or a chair or something and
You can't what you do is you just lift your leg back behind you so like on level with you or higher
And you just kind of keep doing that motion
Basically yeah, you kind of um
You kind of swing your leg back well not swing it back, but you have to like do it in a controlled manner
it's not just like up down up down like you got to kind of
you gotta control the speed of it like like every workout but that's like the
only time I ever worked on was for that. How does one keep balance? Well you're
either on all fours on the floor or you're leaning over a chair slash bench
so you kind of do that. Pistol squat? What the fuck is a pistol squat?
Oh man. Fuck that! That looks horrendous. Oh my god. How the fuck do you
You balanced that. Try Dragon Squad, Dragon these nuts that crush your face. Hold on.
Uh, Dragon Squad. Oh god no, yeah fuck that. Fuck that. There is no way. Fuck do people
do this shit. Yeah my balance is also dog shit. Hey, my issue right now is if I do
workouts my leg joints are fucked because I have suspected EDS. So doing shit like that
is really bad. It's very, very likely, but it's not. Do you brace yourself? Well, I usually,
for those that have seen me, I rather you've seen it. I wear like knee pads and then I
sometimes have to use a walking stick and stuff like that. And I have used a wheelchair
a couple of times. Do you do swimming? No I can't swim. I don't know how to swim. Do
I look like a fish? Never get on a boat. I don't intend to. Yeah but the only time I
go off it is either on a train or a plane. You could learn how. I'm also shit scared
of water. K. E. Ups and downs. Build muscle. Can't walk or swim. Yeah. Dude I swear
God I'm both specced into like what should be insane but everything is
absolutely debuffed into oblivion at the same time. I know I have a phallosophobia
which is open bodies of water and water I can't see the bottom of. I'm also aware
Niko guys why are you surprised? Yeah glass cannon build yeah like in Dark Souls
when you build entirely into fucking strength, but no endurance and no vitality.
No Subnauker films then? No, I tried doing Subnauker and I had a fucking panic attack.
Same with um you know the uh it's you I think it's Doom Eternal DLC where you go underwater.
Swimming Jello? Oh well like jelly? There's water and doom? Yeah the the one when you go to
the underwater, um, like the underwater station thing. Like sharks and shit in there.
Rexx into main press trending was funny back in August. Yeah, dude, the amount of people
like, how the fuck, you know what it is? I had no idea what it fucking was when I when I saw it.
But like, I wasn't expecting that. I know what that is. I just didn't know it was called that.
So when I saw it, I was like, oh, shit, it's that!
I just caught me so fucking off guard.
By a sharp fire truck is fucking terrifying, dude.
Do you guys ever do that, like, you know the name of something, like, you know the word for something,
and you know what something is, but it doesn't put your head, like, your head doesn't put two and two together,
and you don't, like, link the two, so then you caught off guard when you find out what it, like, that, that is actually that.
I imagine that's like the weenus thing people are like oh my god weenus and they're like oh it's that oh
My god, actually this is just reminding me dude
chat
What are you guys there when um?
When I had to explain to fruit what fucking choking the chicken was I can't remember what that what it was that she thought it was
But she was sat there going I'm joking the chicken. I'm joking the chicken. I was like fruit. What the fuck?
And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's not what it means.
And she was just like, wait, what does it mean?
And I was like, um, yeah, to be fair,
there's been a load of times that's happened to me as well.
I swear to God, right?
I'm actually thinking about this now.
Both me, fruit, well, no, yeah.
Me, fruit, and Haruka, and a bunch of other people
that I'm thinking of off the top of my head.
I'm like, oh my God,
we're all so slow to get onto these things.
You know what we all have in fucking common chat?
Well, yes, women, but all fucking too slow.
But thank you for the 23 prime.
Thank you.
No brain cells?
I mean, yeah, that also works.
That also applies.
All wonderful, they are very much wonderful.
They're like cuts.
I love how you guys are coming up with like every,
You all are fingers.
Hot jokes on you!
You know what? Your guys is a...
Your guys' theories are...
pretty interesting.
Should I say the leads?
Yeah.
Yeah, it is. I know it's a very wide spectrum, but we're all very much on the spectrum.
Say my froggy, actually.
Now I'm thinking about it.
Now I'm thinking about it, and I'm like, hmm...
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
Is it? Yeah, where is that?
Taste the wrong one.
Oh, chat, I really just want to keep yapping, but I really need to piss.
Are you guys okay being on your own for like three minutes?
Four minutes?
If I come back and someone's misbehaving,
no chocky milk for a week.
Right.
Yeah, bye!
I'm boneless.
Oh.
Is she... is she very...
What the what the hell holy shit, I just got here
100
Gifted subs
Holy shit, and holy fuck
Holy shit you guys are crazy with it
Thank you on behalf of Massey. Thank you. Thank you ghost ward as well for the 50 gifted subs
Krogol is a hundred and ghost ward with a 50
Yeah, it's so crazy. I saw someone in the chat go like crazy how much we entered timer now look at it
I remember the nights where it would be like what one minute or something one minute thirty sticks and now look at the
Timers 192 hours. Jesus Christ. Oh my god the good old days
Yeah, it was crazy. Oh you guys have golden kappa
that's crazy I also got a golden camping yesterday too it was crazy it was
like my second ever golden camp that ever in my life oh my god is that
I really didn't mean it.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Welcome back.
Hello.
Hi.
Hello.
How you doing?
I'm hungry.
I was going to do it.
Do it.
Do it.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I didn't want to do it.
I didn't want to do it.
I didn't want to do it.
I didn't want to do it.
I didn't want to do it.
Did you see that coming, or no?
Yeah, kind of.
You were BRB?
What, another one?
Yeah, what the fuck?
Yeah, I think I've dropped like a couple hundred today as well.
This is crazy.
Banana cake, let's go.
Who the fuck is this?
I'm Kuroko. Holy shit.
Yeah, they've got an hour and ten minutes that they can add time on with.
Uh, an hour and ten minutes?
Yeah, cause then the timer doesn't get added.
Like anything else up in there.
Oh, September.
September is gone.
But now it's Spiky Month!
Yeah!
Oh my god.
I've been getting like everything in my Twitter recommended to me is like all this spooky stuff now.
Ugh, so glorious, dude.
I'm so happy.
Yippee!
It is Spooky Mom!
It's Spooky! Spooky!
Yippee!
Spooky October!
October!
Oh no!
Hell yeah!
It's literally my favorite time of year.
Yeah!
Okay.
You're the biggest thing in the UK?
Not really.
Oh.
When it's Halloween, there is more Christmas decorations in the stores than there is.
Like Halloween, like Halloween you'll get like a fucking crumb, like you'll get like half an aisle, maybe a couple of shelves of Halloween decorations.
And then you'll have like two entire like aisles that are Christmas decorations. It fucking sucks.
For Halloween it's mostly the food that gets Halloween-ified and then there's like a small portion that is like decorations, but Christmas they did like everything, like the decorations and the food.
I just like a little spooky stuff, like my Gotha fucking loves it.
Yeah, like, yay!
I like the cute spooky stuff, not super, super scary spooky stuff.
I keep getting those videos where it's like, you have to stand on something and then it like,
when you stand on it, the machine like pops forward and then there's this-
Oh, yeah!
Yeah, the machine.
Yeah, yeah, and this girl stood on it and she fucking like bent backwards like the
Yeah, she fucking screamed like this ear-pussing scream as you fell over so
So bad, but it was so funny. I've been sent the
Spooky-dookie or creepy-peepie meme like wait, what have you not seen that?
Let me send you
I've been sent this like fucking
can maybe 20 times today. Oh my god. I'll put it I'll put it in the Nasty Girls'
channel. Nasty Girls. This one! We're up to two toilets. It's a spooky dookie and it's
like a skull toilet that's like the one that you sit on. Or creepy pee pee is the
Was it the urinal? Yeah, that one.
It could be urinal. I don't know.
Chow, how do you say it?
Is it urinal?
Oh, urinal.
Oh my god, Krugle!
Wow!
Balls on this dude!
Holy!
Holy fuck!
That's the back-to-back-to-back.
Fucking insane-er style.
It'll be okay.
be okay those instant noodles are gonna get really
this the noodles are gonna get really boring after a week
I say urinal I think I don't know maybe it's American versus British thing yes
That's either your anul
Your anul
Your what?
Your what?
A weanel
Weanel
That's so crazy
I'll go twist
What is this even?
Twist
Wait, which one?
The twig?
The twig?
Yeah, I think the little one now.
I don't even know where it came from.
I just explore it and I'll write it for you.
Did you see the Bible Thumb?
And then they're replacing it?
A what?
The Bible Thumb emo, the sad one.
And the hope?
Oh, so there's this emo that's called Bible Thumb,
and it's from the binding of Isaac.
Right.
That one.
Yeah.
Apparently apparently they were moving it or they have removed it and that they changed it to big sad or something
Big sad oh it's in the chat. Do you see it?
They change that changing it to that. You're changing it to big sad instead
Why I don't know
Lost the license for it. You know what this deserves a G column
They didn't even they didn't even lose the license the buying of Isaac person said that they are willing to renew it
But Twitch said that they don't want to
I think if I recall
Yeah
God dammit, I don't remember something like that. I think they I think I like I see why they like
They want to because they have their own email but I still prefer the bubble some more.
I like it. I didn't even play it by name of Isaac.
Oh yeah, did you see the tweet where it said the hex girls?
Yeah, 25 years ago.
Oh, I think I saw your tweet underneath it.
Yeah, exactly what I said.
Yeah, a gas girl.
This single-handedly plotted the cause for the rest of my life.
Goss girls.
Gas girls. Gas girls.
I'm pretty sure that's the most like response on it honestly.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's, it actually, by a fucking landslide, holy fuck.
What makes, what makes you gosh?
Is it the way that you look?
It's the entire culture that I have.
Yeah.
Oh.
Fashion sense, my music taste, all that shit.
Oh, so it's also like music taste and stuff because like.
like there's a whole like culture behind it it's not just like oh look so when
like people are like oh my god I'm so goth because they're like just wear black
or something yeah it's like that's that's not it it's like an entire like
subculture it's like yeah how do I describe this it's like how do I describe
this chat like like like I'm kind of think of another example that Sarin
might understand it's like it's like with like weed culture like how that's got
like in history and like VTubers it's got like history it's got like yeah it's
like yeah it's more of like an entire like lifestyle and way of living yeah
cuz like I just I think I don't think I just got but somebody was like oh are
like goth or something like I remember that no I remember them saying oh no not
that day because I don't think I just like goth on that day but I went to the
beach and I was dressed in all black and I had black dyed hair as well and this
yeah well do you remember we were in London and someone came up to me when I
was sat next to her in like all my like lace stuff and yeah a lot of stuff like
like sat there like looking literally as goth as you can fucking get and then they lit up
what they say to Bip who sat there in black tec were and they go are you goth? and it's like
I think little bit was like a white t-shirt too yeah it was just like yeah I was like more like
tec were and then then I asked that's crazy yeah yeah they were like are you goth
What can you do?
That's not my thing.
Oh.
Gothic Lolita.
Yeah.
That's really cute.
I'm not...
I'm not cute enough for that kind of stuff.
Errrm...
What the hell are you saying?
I'm saying I'm not.
Errrm...
Like for example...
Think about what my model is, that's more towards metalhead cross whip golf.
And then you've got, I'll send you a couple of links, pickies and stuff.
Yeah, I think the closest thing that I got to Gothic Leader was the Mighty and Keeper
Gala, Shizuku Pan outfit, because that feels like very Gothic Leader.
I'm pretty sure that is Gothic Lugita because they have the headband too and it had like roses on it
and it was like it was frilly and stuff so yeah yeah yeah
like if you look at it what is 80s goth 80s goth oh man i remember scene as well i i i i went
through scene to get to goth like that was like kind of the way it went yeah that was like kind
that was kind of the way that went. I don't know what my fashion style was, but definitely
it was like emo scene at some point. Like if you look at them full, you can kind of
see it. Yeah, I see it. I see it. Yeah. Oh my god. Visual, visual kids. Very interesting.
Oh there's a fashion style and it's called the visual K and it's very like colorful.
I don't even know how to describe how it looks but it's super super interesting.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I like Jin IK.
Jin IK is really cute.
What was this?
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Do you want to explain to the class what you just sent me?
So chat, it's a picture. It's a picture. It's like the Oreo thing that we were talking about
earlier.
Oh yeah.
Oh it's with Jeep.
Okay.
It's like Jeep and then it's a smaller version of the Jeep. Like it's literally just
of one thing of it and then there's two fronts of a Jeep pressed together and it's a Jedj.
Yeah.
And then the Pee-Pee is the back of the Jeep and then it's like a limousine Jeep but it's
like going off the side of the screen and it's just GEEE!
Yeah.
I like the Oreo one.
The Oreo one, it's like they split the Oreo, it's like the biscuit part or like the cookie
part and then there's like the filling part.
The cookie part is the oh in Oreo and the filling part is the re in Oreo.
So there's this guy who puts all of the cookies together and goes ooooh!
And then he puts all of the fillings together and he goes re-de-de-de-de-de.
I literally played it through the mic for that before, hold on a minute.
Really?
Oh...
Actually, my favorite Oreo is the really thin one.
The thin one is.
Yeah, I don't know what about it, but I really like the ratio of the cookie and the thin
one.
It's fucking awesome.
And this is also the final hour, let's raise that time and keep Mosey there forever.
This is awesome!
I love Oreos!
And he just fucking stacks the Oreos like that, it's crazy, I love that he is so
I love that guy so much because like there was this trend where it's like I think like
there their girlfriend would pour them like a glass of like wine and then he's
like no no no no don't don't don't pour me a glass of wine you know and then it
turns out it's actually his own hand that's like pouring the glass of wine
unten he puts on his glass and he's like
Yeah!
Oh my god, Krogel, Jesus Christ goes for it with a 10 and Krogel with a fucking 100.
Jesus Christ!
Holy fuck, oh, God!
Let me in!
Oh, this is like the 35 minutes?
Is this the final song?
Ah, yeah, the final song.
Oh, Jesus Christ!
I just realized it's the same bed as the last time with the tiny hands or last time.
Yeah, I know.
I was fucking kidding.
It's so cute.
It's so cute.
Oh my god.
Where's the timer?
The timer?
Yeah.
The timer.
Oh my god. Where is the timer?
The timer? The timer!
At the timer.
It's got to get to the dentist. Oh that's a fucking mood. I was meant to go to one tomorrow.
Tomorrow was the day after and I had to reorganize because, yeah.
But I was like, oh fucking hell.
Oh, there's a Sigma and Ligma plush bug.
At 325k.
Let's go!
Yeah, it's like 3.2k away.
Yeah, you guys are so close to the cute little plushies.
Oh my god, guys!
What's Ligma?
Ligma bomb!
Leave my BOOOOOOONRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Little melodic one
F*** sake
Musical boyy
Who do you want to talk to?
That's just a locked up-f***ing memory but I can't link it to what it was
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What was it?
Oh no!
Oh, it's so-
Oh, I remember what it was!
What was it?
It was, uh, it's from, uh, uh, fuck, uh, um, drrrrrrrrrr from Hell of a Boss?
Oh!
Hell of a Boss!
Uh, it's this song, hold on. Uh, it should be okay to play it on a place through the stream, right? Surely?
Uh, I have no clue.
If I find the exact section and just play it for like a second it should be okay.
I don't think it's super duper tight on Hell of a Moss.
At least especially at the visual, don't know.
Um...
Aboba.
Uh, where is that?
Brrr.
Sigma unlike ma!
Sigma.
What-er-m-what-a-sigma?
My friend said I say Seguma funny because I say what the Seguma?
Seguma.
What the f**kin?
What the Seguma?
Yes b**ch.
What?
Was it you a tripping ball?
What?
That's what it reminded me of.
Oh.
Wendy's!
I should speak it with Wendy's.
I think they're Popeyes now.
Popeyes in the UK.
In the UK.
Yeah, Popeyes in the UK.
Popeyes.
Guys, did you put honey on your biscuits?
biscuits or Nutella on your biscuit this this is what it reminds me of right you
ready okay okay
you little bitch boy are dripping balls with a capital B that's what I
reminded me of balls I don't know I just love B words I don't know why
But B words are so funny.
Oh, ba.
Ba ba.
Ba ba.
Ba ba.
Wait, what would the variation be at the beginning?
US biscuits.
Ba wab.
Ba wab.
Ba wab.
Ba ba.
Ba ba.
Ba wab.
Hold on, let me try and spell this out.
FUCK!
STEAM STOP TELLING ME WHO'S ON VTUB STUDIO!
FUCK OFF!
Oh, I never have this stuff on...
I never have it show.
Just cause.
I don't want to see everyone log in and log out and log in all the time.
And disable that stuff.
How do you turn it off?
Um, that's a good question.
I think in your Steam settings and then notifications, so when you're on the Steam app, at the very top left, there's Steam View, Friends, Games, Help, and then you go Settings, and then notifications, and then it should be Red notifications.
The one that pops up at the bottom right or bottom left or wherever is the toast.
This is show toast.
I disabled the one where it says join a game or come online or something.
Yeah.
Oh, OK. OK. OK.
Yeah. All right. OK.
I said you want to disable all of like everyone like
you see everybody joining a game and stuff yeah I've just seen it oh thank
fuck oh Swifty Claude thank you for the prime sub let's freaking go let's go
let's go let's go yo I am so excited for Mario part Super Mario Party
Jamboree so Super Mario Party Jamboree is like the new Mario Party that's
coming on October and it's gonna be like up to 20 people or some shit
It's gonna be crazy.
I'm gonna get some folk out of life.
This is gonna be too dank.
No, I mean like I'm gonna get it.
Oh, okay, okay.
Hootie.
Oh my god.
The name looks like a fucking, like the ore you're reading.
Woori!
Woori Badori!
Woori Badori!
Woori Badori!
Woori!
Woori Badori!
It's so silly, so silly.
It's so ugly.
It's so ugly.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
This is so gross.
I fucking love you, sir.
I don't know, thank you for giving us something.
Oh, you know what?
I was like earlier, thank you for giving us something.
You know what, that's just triggered, like the one you were saying when we were talking
about you during the fucking pajama pun thing.
Oh yeah.
When you become their fucking amogus.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
And you were like, oh yeah, I did that because I didn't want to rip the band-aid
off because I'm weird.
Yeah, I said to you like never change from context guys, we went to twitch.com EU and we're all just chilling in
Yeah kind of the truth because I like a huddle yeah became a social hub so they had like
They had like uh like four chairs and like stuff and we're all just sitting on the chairs
And then I was wearing these pajama pants like sweatpants, but they're like super big on me so like I could
like
So I could just pull it up all the way to my shoulders. I
Could just I could pull my sweatpants all the way up to my shoulders and I put my arms inside
So I just look like a head with two legs and
Then I decided that made a conversation. I thought it would be a good idea to just fucking turn into a head with
two legs. I was like, they're having like a, not like a serious conversation, but they're
just like chilling there, just talking about shit. And then I'm like, guys, want to see
something? And then I just, I just mourn.
It's kind of like completely like written that bond aid off any of us being remotely
weird because we're all like, I feel like, I feel like we were kind of like being
came with each other up until that point. I remember we were all just like, alright fuck
it if this is what we're doing. And then I morphed and then I got up and started like,
I don't even know what the fuck I started like, looked like a sumo wrestling. You know,
If only you could have seen what they saw.
I mean it's on Twitter but yeah.
But body, oh my god, that body is insane.
What was that?
It was a meme.
Yeah it was there.
That's why your body is absurd meme.
I forgot what the guy's name is
Well, then she's grabbing it
Well, then you cyno square for the two months back to melasia. Yeah, yeah
Let's go and dying my grandma about a bober and now she can't stop saying
Oh my gosh, I'm happy the state farm guy. Thank you for 32
Isn't it holy fuck holy fucking fuck that body of yours?
I think so.
But who said it?
I don't remember the name.
Ah, Adam from Maroon 5.
Ah, yeah.
Adam from Maroon 5.
Oh, Adam Levine.
Yeah.
Adam Levine.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I also think you should be an ally.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Thank you, Beth.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
that holy fuck holy fucking fuck that body of yours is absurd why do you write
in some ways now I don't know why I don't know if you like pressed against your
mic or something then yeah it reminded me of the voice acting from do you remember
the fucking Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone PS1 game I never
played it but yeah where the crunchy
Hagrid comes from crunchy Hagrid yeah
you know the ps1 Hagrid I think I do
crunchy Hagrid please link me I want to
see this exactly oh my god yesterday I
was told I did a good Squidward
impression oh I can we found out Eli I
can do a goat you could do a goat yeah
Oh, he's shit.
The fuck is he doing?
He's graced me with your goat.
Oh my god!
What?
That's crazy.
That's Hagrid.
Oh shit, Hagrid.
Oh my god, what the hell is this?
Oh, what the fuck?
Crunchy Hagrid.
What the hell?
That's so funny.
What the hell?
It's so good, dude.
It's so good.
Oh my god.
But yeah, that's what's from.
Hold on. Let me see if I can find a little clip.
Oh, shit!
Yo, Kroga!
Kroga, Jesus Christ.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
What the sh-, Ghibli.
What the hell?
Oh my god, that's crazy.
Holy fuck.
Come on, let me see.
That's so alive.
What the hell?
100 gifted subs?
What the hell?
Why is that?
Okay I'm trying to find a like a map of lines from the PS1 version of it, and all I can
that the only compilation is the Hagrid stuff, it sounds like this hold on, hold
on, hold on, hold on, hold on, this is Hagrid from PS1, right, you ready?
Harry please meet me in the castle groans you can get
There is super crunchy what the hell and so when I when I heard you talking I was like
This is it
Do not disappoint me!
Where is the timer?
And Ken with the 16 runs let's go.
Why is everyone exclamation mark?
Exclamation mark, exclamation mark!
Chad exclamation mark, exclamation mark!
All the doing...
Oh, I see.
All the metal gear PS1.
Wait, how do you do that?
Wee!
It's like the...
Alert sound.
Huh?
Whoa!
Damn, you could chat first message explanation one.
Damn.
I never actually played, I never actually played medical solid.
I'd be scared of resurgence and she'd tell me-
Zero in my spine.
See you all doomed tonight.
I'll blow up
Let's see the spooky moves
Yeah!
Break it down
Read down now, y'all
Book it down now, y'all
Merry Christmas
No, no, Merry Christmas now!
It's Christmas right now
You shut your fucking mouth
Okay
You shut your fucking mouth
Okay, right after Halloween ends
No, right for me Christmas doesn't start until 12 days before Christmas Christmas starts already now for me
And then Halloween is like in between Christmas and then it's Christmas again. I
Do I like I don't think about Christmas at all until 12 days before
Really? Yeah, as soon as it was otherwise I lose the excitement. I
I'm always excited all the time because by the time like when people start like
celebrating it like now up until like Christmas like it gets there and I'm
like I was like the first half of the month when people start talking about
it and then now yeah
Okay, Sina!
We're the 50 gifted subs!
Let's go!
Oh, my train is incoming.
Oh, shit.
Chee-chee!
Oh, shit.
Did you see the golden copper train before?
Uh, I wasn't there for it.
But I had my own one yesterday, too.
Yeah, we had one.
Oh, you had one?
Yeah, we had them in here a while up in babysitting, look.
Oh.
I don't think, I think it's been, no wait, I still have mine from yesterday from my
own one.
God damn it.
I have my own garden.
Oh shit!
Krugel!
Krugel and Kevin.
Jesus Christ!
right hitoshina and goomba lord and and and write that down write that down
wonderful sage of god and zillia oh it's it well guys you guys can hit you guys
can hit the 325 you guys can do it that's not true 325 guys 325 and sigma and
I have way too much energy for I could I could celebrate Christmas up until past Christmas
my my age doesn't let me I love Christmas I like Christmas when it is Christmas but
if I get if I get too into it too early I fizzle out and then I'm like oh okay if
that make sense yeah writing tears let's go rebel up all the rats and all the mice
rebel up all the rats and all the mice yeah storm like the rude and fuck this
guys what wait a second I remember the song going like that fuck the galaxy what
why does it look like that chat 34 minutes and then the time of stops oh
Oh shit! 34 minutes guys!
We gotta get the last push!
To 3, 2, 5k!
Oh!
Christina!
Let's go!
You know what? I'm gonna do my last one.
I'm doing my last one.
Holy shit!
All the time is still going.
Ghost lord!
Let's go!
That's my last one!
Oh my god!
Holy f**k, let's gooo
Catapult you make some pit the goal, pit the goal, pit the goal
Yo!
Oh my god!
That was speed run up, that was f**king fast
Holy f**k, that's what I'm saying
Jesus Christ
Holy s**t, what the f**k
Papadana.
What's Wendy?
Jesus Christ.
The ABI.
No!
No!
Yeah! Okay!
Okay!
Oh, wait!
There's a new badge for September.
Whoa!
Yes, it's September
2024.
Hmm.
Hmm...
All aboard the final night train of the Suthertham, get those subs in now.
Let's keep Mars here forever. I know that we can do it.
Oh my my...
Where the f**king going for it?
Um, Bulba...
Yeah!
Oh my god, it's counting.
It's still counting.
The last...
Was it 32 minutes?
No, I'm not f**king sure I'm not reading this out.
Yeah.
Stick up on, sir.
Read what- read the title of that.
Oh, I saw that. That's crazy.
That's fucking insane. That's the fucking punch.
Yeah. Basically.
I was- I literally- yeah.
I'm gonna read a rock!
Let's go!
And the Evelos.
Let's go!
And bubble! Let's go!
Let's go!
One minute chat, thirty one more minutes.
Thirty one minutes.
We have a little over half an hour.
Raise the timer and let's get to three hundred and twenty five K.
Huh?
Don Lucas, let's go.
Let's go let's go
Whoa
Honk shoe
Let's get to Jesus Christ the fuck the galaxy
325 K
Let's go chat. We need to go. Let's go
Professor let's get in yell and lost more
fuck that galaxy fuck the galaxy right now we have to right friggin meow right
meow ct thank you so much for the prime what 30 minutes left guys 30 we need to
get the sigma and the ligma plush thank you scofuffy let's go the sigma and the ligma plush
the sigma and the ligma
Bows.
Bows.
A-ma-ma-ma-ma.
One last push.
Final push.
People's space.
Twenty-nine minutes left.
Time waits for no one.
Look.
Ooooooh!
You guys are level sixteen on the high terrain.
Groo-goo!
Holy fuck!
Holy fuck!
oh my god what they're going for it they're going for it less than 1,400
Oh, fuck.
Whoa.
I'm killing you.
I'm killing you.
I don't know about anything else. I don't know shit about anything else.
My program is just to get that fucking guy right now.
Does it mean there's no one?
Oh, he's running? I got him.
Nope, it's just me.
Whoa!
Maya took that personally.
Yeah, Maya was looking a little busy.
Maya was like, no.
Nuh-uh! Nuh-uh!
Nuh-uh!
Maya! Maya!
What is that?
How many was that?
100 gifted subs!
Holy!
Last push! Last push!
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go!
Oh my god!
4 charity!
4 mercy!
325k!
Sigma and Legma!
Oh.
Every time you say I have to stop myself.
Do it! Do it!
Sigma and Legma!
Legma!
Yeah!
Let's go!
Plum Drive works for Let's Go.
That you works for Let's Go.
Holy shit.
You guys have got this chart. You don't even need us to fucking scream it.
Yeah, you guys have got that.
Oh, you already got it.
27 more minutes.
Actually, what works better on this lot? Reverse psychology or...
Hmm.
You can't...
Where?
How would that work?
You can't even do it.
You wouldn't.
Huh?
would you?
You wouldn't dare.
Fucking Lord Jesus Christ!
Oh shit!
You wouldn't dare.
Oh shit!
You wouldn't dare!
Oh shit!
You did!
Oh you did!
Oh shit!
You did!
Oh fuck!
Oh fuck!
Oh fuck!
Maya and Grogel having a...
What do you have a problem with?
A duel.
Key.
What's the deal?
They're literally fighting right now.
Hergoth on 900, Sheena's on 1000, Maya's on 1100.
And this is just for the week.
This is just for the week.
It's a new week.
Chewy is at the gift and some. Let's go.
Cute name.
Chewy.
Oh shit!
Yeah let's go!
Pay forward the gifts that you got. Hell yeah.
Let's go.
oh my god oh my gochina oh my god whoa that's 50 yeah they let you less than
1100 now jesus christ oh my god do you want the plushies boys yeah let's go god
freaking damn goomba with the fucking mind let's go I'll even bring out my
BBC announcer voice I love it oh my god no way let's go let's go check out
My balls on this chat, Jesus.
Myers, thank you so much for the five gifted subs to Mousy.
Oh my god, no way.
Oh my god, no way.
Oh my god, no way.
Thank you, Bear, for the sub as well to Mousy.
Sounds like I'm fucking watching gold.
Andrew, thank you very much for your subscription to Mousy.
Chat, we are less than 1000 subs away from the 325k goal.
Can we make it?
I actually too got a dice from you.
That's crazy.
I'm not mad.
That's the way you can swap between the two.
I'm not mad.
On today's news, it is the final 24 minutes left
on the clock to get to 325,000 subscriptions.
Yeah!
I was looking with you.
What the hell?
What the hell does that?
It's a New-Eron reset reset.
Oh my god, what the hell?
Let's go!
See that?
Fuck it!
What?
Fuck the galaxy.
Fuck the guys here, right for the camera.
Thank you for the five.
Ghostwood with the two.
Oh my god, they're going for it.
Oh my god, they're fighting for top spot.
Ital's time for the five.
Oh my freaking god!
Cruggle with 100.
Jesus.
Yeah, that was a bad destroyer.
My fucking sorry for what I said.
Oh no!
My god!
Zero legend.
Thank you.
And oh my god, what the hell?
Kaseena with another 10.
I don't know how to pronounce that name.
I, Alice.
Thank you so much for the gifted sub.
Pateez, ready?
Pateez.
Yeah, dinner for charity!
Yay!
Yeah!
Major foe, the 100.
Bitties.
Bitty.
Bitties.
Bitties.
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, what?
Bo.
Mugh.
Oh my god.
Bitolese.
I've been... I've been infected by a mousey saying...
I'm adding olies...
and...
bitolese...
and...
um...
baby shittler...
and...
I've been infected...
with a mousey speak.
Honestly, fucking base, though.
Yeah!
I've been saying bitolese now.
I can't talk about fucking a boba.
Yeah!
And pizza.
Yeah, titulinis.
Oh my god.
Grimbalorava, thank you so much for the five gifted subs.
Gamoussy.
Yeah!
And SOTI for life as well.
Thank you for the five gifted subs, Moussy as well.
A boba.
A boba.
a boul-ba. a boul-ba.
a-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee.
there's twenty minutes left.
Ted, if you want to get some time in before the event ends, you have twenty minutes,
twenty minutes to take part also in this hype train.
The hype train leaves the station in one minute and forty seconds.
Oh shit!
Calling all last passengers, please board the hype train if you'd like.
Priera, thank you so much for the five gifted subs.
And Bid with the five gifted subs as well.
Let's fucking go cool guy Nightmorph as well.
Let's go cool guy knight wool for the five and angel angelic
Krogle with another 100 gifted stars.
There was also one before Krogle.
Lava Lamp.
Lava Lamp.
And the Aindle.
Aindle.
It was a five.
Aindle.
Aindle.
It sounds like a boba but like a variant.
Aindle.
A boba.
A boba.
Adendo is the cousin of a boba.
Oh my god.
What was the fucking one that you said before?
Which one?
The one that gifted and it sounded like fucking weird.
Who?
I know you.
I know you.
You're the duck that killed me.
In the pool.
Oh yeah shit.
was the one that was really good. Yeah, we were 16-1. Yeah, David, 10 gifted subs to
Malsy and Papa Dan as well. We're going to give the subs as well to Malsy and Ice
Dragon with a 5 gifted subs to Malsy as well.
Holy shit. I remember you. I remember you, bruv. Absolutely. Kira.
I'm shit fucking lately
Let's go
I'll send you it say what you say what you're gonna say. Oh, I was just gonna thank Danny Z for the five gifted subs
And Kira with the five gifted subs as well
I'm all by that baby. I'm gonna send that to a certain. That's fucking brilliant. Oh
What did that oh
Oh my god, wait, what am I one of my viewers also sent? Um
There was a shop that also had that
Not that but like similar
double-bar double-bar
My god
Jack-o-mack, thank you so much for the five give us something I'll see oh
My god
What the hell is going on?
The circles again there.
You are just shy of 600.
If you want to get really technical, it's 587 steps away.
If you really, really want to get technical, I can get technical with you.
Your math is immaculate.
Thank you. I studied my whole entire life for this moment.
It's your calling.
It's my calling. My calling in life was to calculate how many subs were going to be away from 325,000. Yes.
chat you are 586 sums away from the goal can we make it within 16 minutes oh my god chat
you have 16 minutes on the clock to raise the subs to 325k.
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
It is the final push.
It's the final countdown.
Nucleusia.
Thank you so much.
Fully to Wendy, give this up to Malsy.
And Rogle.
Yeah!
Rogle with a 50.
Holy fucking shit.
Rogle's taking the fucking top spot.
Fuck
We see this crisis to which is
Crazy oh
My god and David being thank you so much. We'll apply giving substance as well
Whoa
Guys you have 15 minutes left on the clock
To reach the goal
And Kuzia, and Kishina.
And Maya and Shina!
That's so crazy!
And Maya!
Oh my god, what the hell!
T-Vo as well, let's go!
And Papa Don!
Yo!
Oh my god!
You wanna go?
We'll go!
We gotta clap faster!
Can you do the side?
the height of the thigh one?
no no no with the handle
wait is that with the handle with the handle?
yeah that's with my hands
wait I thought mine was quick
what the fuck? what the fuck do you do that?
I like tensed up
oh like tensed up
and I'd clap like normally and put your hands together
I do the side to side one
and it sounds like
wait hold on
the side to side
I'm pretty sure yours is farsier than mine.
God damn.
God damn.
Digivio, thank you so much for the 10 give-it-subs.
Bloody hell, bruv.
Bloody fucking hell.
You're brilliant.
That's bloody brilliant, that...
Oh my god!
Bloody fuck!
What the fuck?
Bull!
I'm a kuzger!
Holy shit!
Grogel!
Jesus fucking Christ. Guys you have 13 more minutes left. 13 minutes left in the clock.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Maya! Maya! Jesus! Holy fuck!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Because you guys are a crime!
Slap that crime on the table like a big fucking cop!
And sell everybody that you have a big fucking dick today!
And slap that crime on the fucking table right now!
I'm so... this is so crazy.
And she's asleep!
No! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
Meadies!
Keys!
Kevin!
Meadies!
Meadies!
Keys!
Kevin!
Meadies!
Yo!
This is intense.
This is going to be crazy.
Rahabu!
Thank you, as well.
This is absolutely
Oh my god, wait you guys got to it wait you guys got there
Take you going keep going keep going keep going
11 minutes you have 11 minutes left on the clock
To what can we so up high into what it will be the highest number that we can reach up to
I will be crazy going crazy. Oh my god
what okay
yo yeah five guys remember me oh my god they're getting so close I know oh my god fuck the galaxy
Oh shit!
Yeah, let's do this!
Triple three, triple three?
Oh, we passed that a long time ago.
It is three to five now.
Yeah, oh, and I think you keep going! Let's go!
Oh shit!
This is the last ten minutes.
All aboard the hype train.
Dude!
That was clean.
That was green.
Yeah, that was really clean.
I agree, I look clean.
Booby! Booby fan!
Well, the timer's already locked. No, the timer locks in 10 minutes.
In exactly 10 minutes. Actually, let me correct myself.
In 9 minutes, the timer will lock.
So, chat, please.
If you would like to board the hype train, please do so before the time runs out.
We have 9 minutes left.
This is it!
This is it!
The last final 9 minutes.
Fucking insane.
Major! G-Max Yoda!
Weird owl!
Dovah!
Give us a bottle cry, Fulsand!
the leg that will take a monty
Nameless that was crazy
go on chat go go go go go go go go
both
oh my god go on chat keep going
chat you have eight minutes left
before the timer locks
eight minutes
Jesus Christ mate
they're going so fucking fast
oh my god
God Makuzia. There's so many supporters, Afea.
325,000.
Let's go. For charity!
Let's go!
For charity and for mousy. And for the record.
For bitches! Yeah!
For all of our anime waifus out there.
Let's get to 200 minutes.
For everybody.
Let's go.
we have seven minutes
yeah the charity and beyond
yeah that's what I was thinking
two charity and beyond
I mean chat chat is going for it
this is amazing
oh my god
oh my my
holy fuck
Jesus Christ
go chat go go go go go
I'm gonna have a quick wee wee
I will be back before that time is done
Okay
Okay
That you have six minutes left
The timer locks
LMG, thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs six
Left JT even
lessons
Any more final pushes any last final contenders
This is your chance.
Or charity.
And for Mousy.
Over done, DJ Pysauce.
Thank you so much.
Six minutes, guys.
You have six minutes left on the clock.
Anonymous with the 20.
Why is anonymous gifted
when Rokata's be right back?
She missed her favorite chatter.
Anonymous Gifter.
Anon!
Thank you so much. On behalf of Cat and Mousy, thank you.
Colour 12, Demi earned.
I'm just kidding, I'm just playing a nun.
I'm just making a joke that Cat loves an anonymous gifter.
You have five minutes left on the timer.
Krogle with a 100 gifted subs to the community.
Oh my god. Jesus Christ. That is crazy. Oh my god. Guys you got to 200 hours. Lizit.
And Jesus. Lizit and sugarbite. Thank you so so much. Final push.
chat you have four minutes left before the timer locks Richard with a five
Richard with a five gifted subs as well did Eva anonymous gifted with a five
gifted subs as well this is absolutely insane absolutely crazy we have four
minutes left and you guys have blasted past 200 hours on the timer you guys
are almost even about to reach 326,000. That is absolutely insane. Four more minutes.
Cerulean as well, with the five gifted Serbs. I guess our times are a little bit different. Some
people are saying three minutes, some people are saying, and now it's three minutes for me.
Thank you so much.
Chat, this is your final chance.
Three minutes before the timer locks.
Chat, this is it.
Chat, this is it.
This is it, guys.
This is it.
Chat, you have three minutes left before the timer locks.
This is it.
Any last...
Any last people, any last faces...
Can we get a fly screen for 200 hours, Katie?
Papadun
Oh my god
Kevin
And Kikal
Hitoshida
Oh my god
You guys are crazy
That is insane
Kevin is in a crime
Slap that crime on the table
Like a big fucking cock
So everybody there you have a big fucking thing
Today you slap that crime
On the fucking table
on the clock before the timer locks Blake or the 10 gifted nature thank you so
much for the five gifted tabs fully cruelly and cookie and there and oh my
god they're going they have two minutes left welcome back can't
Hello!
Rap!
Thank you so much for the five gifted
Let's gooooo!
They got past 200!
And they're almost like 326!
JD!
Absolutely fucking mental, well done, Char!
Fucking Christ.
Guys, this is insane.
60 seconds-
Go go go go go go go go go go go go!
Oh shit!
1 main left!
Ready to die!
Oh god you're almost there!
Kingwin, cry me!
Don't don't rage the time hard JT
So this is your last chance lost my
guys
325
Anything else I don't get shit about anything else. I my program is just yet. I'm fucking guys
Oh my god
I'm gonna get the 50
Well, we got my 100
My fucking god
Jesus fucking Christ
Yuki
Holy fuck
Spruce, Pluto palms
Seven
Six
Five
Three, two, one
Yeah!
Oh my god
Well fucking done gave yourselves a round of applause chat that was fucking insane
Oh my god, what the fuck that's insane
You blasted past
three hundred and twenty six thousand
200 hours on the time of the mousey round of applause round of applause for everyone
everyone who participated this is incredible yeah you guys did you guys have made history here
that's fucking crazy this is crazy 201 hours on the clock Jesus yeah it's probably it's probably
like delayed because everyone's been giving me so fucking much let's catch
it up Jesus it's crazy it's crazy is it set to automatically stop or I in my
humblest you have to flick a switch honest opinion I have no clue no my
my yeah the clock is trying it's best to catch up with everybody's given subs
it's gone all earth up okay yeah yeah needs a month said it should stop need to
see when the timer catches up yeah that's what they'll said okay yeah yeah yeah
oh my god that is insane thank you to everybody oh my god thank you to everyone
yeah I think so yeah at what time oh yep they got the timers are wait oh I
I think it's caught up now officially.
I think it's caught up.
Yep.
Oh, I read that.
Oh!
Absolutely fucking insane.
Oh, seven, oh, seven.
Family absolutely popped off.
Absolutely, yeah.
Wait, actually, ironically, I have been here every single time the timer has stopped.
Wait, really?
Yeah, because the first time the timer broke.
And then the second time also the timer broke and now I'm here when the timer is actually locked
Wait
Wait, is this still going? No, no, no, I'm still at plus zero. Oh, okay
Hello
Oh my god, in unison.
Oh my god, wow.
You two were like, it was like hearing like, you know like in songs where they make the
vocals all like aligned.
It was like that, but you two were speaking.
I'm so sorry, but Sub count is just a little higher before it starts to drop off
Wait, you were just like, uh, harmonizing
Yeah
What the fuck?
It was very good
Huh?
Yeah, we share our brains, so it was fresh
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Is that what I asked? Is that why I don't get to sync up?
Mm-hmm, because you're not British
What the fuck?
I thought one out over there
I should have fucked up
I'm going to have to course over the seas to be able to be with us.
Yes, you said not all of us.
Oh, I love you guys too!
Yay!
Oh, they're saying I'm loud. Let me fix that. Is this better? Am I loud now?
I don't want to blow anyone's ears out.
Am I blowing your ears out?
Nope.
Too quiet?
Joel, too quiet.
Joel!
I'm racing.
Congratulations everyone the official sub count according to twitch at the end was three two five nine zero two
I just I just had a spagetti
So I'm gonna just come in
Are you going to share?
I don't think you would want leftovers
But you want them
Do you think what?
I want leftovers
Yeah
Food is food
Oh
Yeah, that's my bad
Yeah, oh yeah. Wait, do you know the lore? I'm like Kirby.
I didn't put on my Kirby 2 actually.
Every time I go out for a meal or anything with Siren or like when she stayed over and we got like Chinese food in
Um, literally anything we didn't eat we just gave to Siren because she would just eat it. She was like, she's like a human trash bin. It's fucking amazing.
What the fuck?
I can inhale. I am Kirby.
I've been told I sound like Kirby, but I've never been compared to Kirby as far as being able to eat stuff.
Yeah, whenever I get really excited or I say hi to people in certain ways, they're like,
Kirby is that? You only shut the fuck up.
It's because sometimes I say it with a similar flash and I go hi instead of like hi or whatever
and they're like Kirby and I'm like shut the fuck up. No.
No.
I'm Rose Doodle.
Yes.
I'm Rose Doodle.
Yes.
Wow, Kirby looks different.
I don't know.
Kirby rebranded to Rose Doodle.
No!
Don't start with it.
Don't start with it.
Is this because I said you like balls?
Is that what this is about?
Maybe.
You just need vengeance.
I bow the balls over there.
No, just balls.
I'm Kirby Doodle.
Balls?
Yeah, balls.
Balls?
Balls.
Yeah.
Balls in the voice chat?
Wait, I don't know if you guys are old parts. Do you or not but you guys remember the old like ventrilo cause well
A guy would be Duke Nukem you go
Balls balls balls balls balls balls balls of steel remember I think I know what you're talking about
Yeah, I haven't heard it and then look
I'll let me pull it off
Oh my god
No my my
Eeeeee
Balls of steel
You have balls?
I can't believe it the timer is a lot
Hi
Call what what what hot what yet? Yeah? Yeah?
Let me let me put it let me put it through my
For the thing is it this by any chance?
Let me see
It's close to that.
Pretty close.
I think.
We have almost 8 and a half more days with Lindsay and her friends.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, bruh!
That's the one!
Balls of steel.
Balls.
Oh my god.
Jesus balls.
Jesus balls.
Jesus Balls of Steel, Christ.
Does that win it?
Good morning!
Good morning!
Oh no!
You're late!
I was about to wake up at 6.
It's okay!
It's okay!
You slept an hour today too.
It's okay.
Did you see it, Malti? Have you seen it?
Did you see it?
What the fuck?
Yup!
Did you see it?
I did it!
Is it crazy? What the fuck?
Yaaaaaaasss
I got it too 326k
I won't put it, 326k point 1
I think it raised that to 2k
Yeah
It was 326k
100k
No fucking way
What the fuck?
It was
Yeah, well even more than that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
You have two hundred and one hours of being hostage on here
Apparently there's golden cap as well
Now
Bro.
I have the worst look.
No!
No!
You slept through it?
Yeah.
Yeah, let's get one.
And then it never happened.
They had a surprise for you when you woke up.
Look, they got gold.
Yeah.
Gold.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's go.
Yippee hyperclap!
Yippee!
Oh, isn't that what that sounds like?
Yeah, it's a good song.
So, the way Siren does it is she like tenses her arms up and then like claps really fast.
I do it side to side like a erm.
Oh yeah, I can do that too.
Like the louder like the one word is like the pom.
Like the finger thing.
They make the hair bubble.
Yeah.
yeah congratulations yeah you survived
baby sitting again
I'm gonna tell you time oh my god with my siren get out of my bed
I've been doing this a lot with a lot of people it's so weird I don't know I
I just predict what they're saying, having their brain.
She has a big brain.
You have to ask the answer again.
Obviously.
I have a boba.
You have a boba.
I have a boba brain.
Wait, I'm dumb.
Can you explain a boba to me?
I can't hear you, and it's been so long
that I'm too afraid to ask, but I feel like I need to.
The chat can explain the chat.
Oh, I see it, but I don't understand it.
That's it.
That's it?
That's what you see is what you get.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Yeah.
He's just a little guy with a bow tie and a mustache, and he go a bobo.
A bobo.
A bobo.
Yeah.
Very nice.
Is that your first debut, Lucy?
Yeah.
Late call.
I'm so excited, so excited, so excited.
I'm sure she's ready.
The final video is so funny.
Girl, you just made those sounds like that one seal video where it goes...
Oh my god!
Yeah.
I'm a seal.
Yeah!
I mean we were all just clapping so...
Let's do this too. Oh my god
Yeah
All right guys
and then get it's on yeah you guys ready for a debut I'm so sorry I'm late
I'm so sorry I'm late everybody I'm here and I'm ready to debut but I have to set
everything up do you guys mind if I said I need everything up for the blue I
I gotta wait I gotta set everything up for it to blue. God damn it to blue. Wait, what the fuck?
Get rid of the ducks. On me it's hurting so much. Is it because am I nervous? What the fuck?
I think I'm like half nervous, but also
I don't think you so much for a 10 gifted subs thank you. Okay, it says zero thank god
First day boo ever. It's my first to boo. My patience still going but it's not anytime so
Thank goodness. Thank goodness. Thank goodness, Jesus!
My first doubloon.
Hold on one second.
Shit.
Yeah, we did it, guys.
Take off my party hat.
Baby, now...
You're gonna be now Giga, so you can join.
Giga's gonna join me so, Joe, guys! Let's fucking go!
Okay, give me one second while I set up.
Don't mind me, I've just been here stirring the pot, I call it drain.
TEMPRE AND IT'S TIME FOR SPOOKY SEASON AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
Halloween, Halloween outfit.
I'm gonna be honest, I just wanna like show it cause like you guys have seen her already.
You guys have already seen it, so it's like, just do the normal, I'm gonna debut.
I'm gonna do the thing.
Guys, I'm gonna do the thing.
Before anything oh shit froggy froggy thank you so much for the rain oh also
thank you so much for the rain I saw a good way to make thank you sir I love you
froggy thank you for the rain before anything I just wanted to say thank you
to uh Sad Sam Rain who did my uh starting screen also my ending screen
oh you know what let me show you my ending screen first
Wait a second, my ending screen.
We're not ending it! I'm just showing you the ending screen.
I'm still here, I swear.
Guys, we have a... we have a big-ass timer week. I can't go anywhere right now.
So, the screen of my ending screen was by Sad Sam Rain and, um...
My BGM was by, uh, Starlight Daryl.
Thank you, Daryl, again for making such incredible, incredible music!
My, uh, animated screen was drawn by Yu Arima and read by K. Joe.
And this background that you see today is by Goulou Media.
So thank you, thank you guys so much for that and, uh, my, uh, my model is by, well,
yo, I'll, I'll, I'll tell you when you see me.
I'll tell you when you see me.
oh my god it's my feet oh whoa stop being wait stop being weird stop being weird
guys people people online say that we're weird that's fine because we are
weird it's fine and because we are weird welcome I'm doing the feature we're
I think I have ankles.
Woah, I have ankles.
I have ankles and these are shoes.
That's so fucked up.
Ad, what the hell? I'm showing my outfit.
Spoozles ads right now. I'm showing my outfit.
What the fuck?
I'm wearing cute stockings.
I have cute trains. You see my tail?
Wait, you won't be able to see the dress if I'm like this.
I have a dress on.
Oh, man.
Oh my god. I'm about to fucking nut.
And shut up, my fucking outfit!
Calm the fuck down!
Spooky hands!
I bet you've never seen a cute dress like this.
Don't forget, I'm a spooky scary witch.
And I do spells, and...
And it's very serious.
Potato!
Stop.
Stop.
Stop it.
Pfft!
Stop it.
I'm killing you!
I'm killing you!
I'm killing you!
I don't care about anything else, I don't give a shit about anything else.
I like programming, just get that fucking guy right now.
Because if there is no like...
Oh, he's running the back on!
No, it's just...
Stop it, German!
Not today, Satan! Not today!
Blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah blah.
Do you like it?
I have a hat.
Kind of like...
I hate everything.
I don't care about the timer this to help you with the model addiction and to raise the subcounter
Thank you, you're so wonderful. Thank you guys so much
It's so nice to be here around people that are super nice and I have to see all that crazy
Thank you
Me people eat gaga, but don't forget, just say don't eat plasma and that's all you have to do.
Do you think? Do you like it?
I have new horns, they're very nice and spiky.
What the fuck is going on in here on this day?
The dress gorgeous, the hair flawless, the charms and horn devilishly good bows and roses adorable beautage me and stop on my heart goth witch mommy.
Come over here.
Come over here.
I know you might be thinking,
I don't know, mouse.
You have a big ass...
Can you take it off?
Yes, yes I can take off the hat.
Not bald, I can take off the hat.
Yes, it's still there, see?
I know some people might be like,
Where's the heart of Hougui?
It's right there.
It's here.
Brushed off to the side of my head.
Can take off my eye patch.
My model was made by
Kamo-
Kamochiru.
Kamochiru.
Kamochiru.
The same, the same, the very same that did Demon Goddess, so...
We are the same person.
So very beautiful fitting for the queen of twitch.
Love you mouse.
A very evil witch indeed.
And the model was rigged by Suica.
Thank you Suica.
Thank you Kamo.
Thank you Suica.
Thank you Kamo for bringing me to life.
Thank you.
The two uni rules dictate you should never remove the eye patch.
You're about to destroy us all.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
yo is that the Twitch Witch?
it's the fucking Twitch Witch Bitch
it's the Twitch Witch Bitch
I can't believe Gigagiger finally made it into this show Joe
bless up chat
also I have some extra stuff
extra stuff
camera one shaking
the drama introduced a lot of people to vTubing
and some of them will be sucked down the rabbit hole
winning hearts and minds one drama
Well, I hope so. I hope people open up their minds and their hearts, and they find a VTuber that's for them.
Even if it's not me, if it doesn't have to be me, it could be anybody, you know?
I hope there's people that watch VTubers that got into other people that possibly aren't VTubers, you know what I mean?
Parts of entertainment are valid. It's true.
So, you can remove the eye patch and hat, but can you become copper?
At least not yet, but maybe... soon?
I love the poor fryer and cinemoro in the back.
What? Uh, I don't know what you're talking about. That could be anything.
That... that could be anything back there.
That could be... no, I don't know what you mean.
I don't know what you mean.
Hey creature! Okay?
Synonym! It's synonym roll. Synonym!
So Moro doing a great fryer and impression.
I swear again.
Twin Tail!
Did you gain?
Oh, can never mind.
I'm not your gain.
Good night, Unmouse. Don't work yourself too hard.
I'm pumping iron, bro.
It's Twin Tail.
Love the new model.
Thank you, I'm glad you like it.
Keep up the amazing work. You're an inspiration.
The haters are just jelly of your horny devil witchy self.
What the heck?
around this model this kind of like you never fail to make a smile with your
incredible cute new looks all hail the hash one twitch witch iron mouse love
is that going to be a thing to it the toy twitch it's a twitch which what the
fuck oh it's a toy is me when I play game when I play scary game oh wait does
it oh my god this is a fucking reaction reaction gift and um I like I
here anyway oh yeah she gained a lot of weight the weight of three two one
four eight nine subs that is number one of all time bitch let's go
thank you thank you guys so much
loving the halloween model mouse and congratulations on hitting number one
Now I know what many hugs from Catgirl came to be friendly.
Thank you many hugs! Thank you man! Please! Thank you! Thank you for...
Thank you for the donation. Thank you so much for the donation. Thank you guys so much.
I have chat on my glasses. I have me and boobies on my glasses.
Where's Smore? A proper wizard. He also calls on my chat!
She has an evil witch.
And a very gorgeous one of that. Do you have any spells for us?
Any contracts? For us?
I have many.
Maybe not so poor nor unfortunate though, as we get to witness you in all of your splendor for 200 more hours.
I have many contracts and many spells.
Um, he could connect to the TTS, he's not working right now cause I don't have it connected.
But I will be connecting him to TTS so that when you guys send me a TTS message, he will talk on my head!
Connected right now though. He's not connected right now.
Then you can go back up on the hat, er...
I could pull my tail up. I could also do this.
And I could also do this.
Bro.
Yeah, that's me.
Our mouse.
Is true.
Come on.
Yeah, I don't fucking...
I don't be too worried.
I don't fucking problem with that.
You don't fucking problem with me?
I don't fucking be too worried.
Oh my god, that was funny.
Oh!
That looks weird.
What do you mean it looks weird now what the fuck?
No it doesn't.
No it doesn't.
It looks fine.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Say it what do you guys think?
I'm glad you like it.
Thank you very much.
Boobie?
Boobie is right here.
Uh, he's right here with me.
He's always with me.
I'll get used to but...
Oh.
Yeah!
Listen, I know it's tough guys.
Guys, get out of the round.
I know it's tough.
I change forms a lot but just remember Christmas is around Christmas is around the corner and then it's my birthday
Oh, oh, oh, do you like it? Do you like witch me?
No bells?
Guys don't worry
My hat
See you see these hearts these hearts are kind of like bells these hearts are bells
You just can't see them
Evil bitch the world will be destroyed at my hands
All from the- from my room and here. I just need to find my cauldron and I'll be right back.
You have to spam the small head toggle for the fun of it.
It's what you deserve.
No, I'm glad you like it. I always get nervous. I always get nervous when I'm debuting a new model because I worry that people are gonna hate it.
That is not the case. Every single time.
Guys, is it bite? It does.
Iron Mouse, so you're saying we have to wait until Christmas for a new model?
Yeah.
No Thanksgiving model, Sag.
Oh, you are incorrect, for you see. Christmas starts November 1st for me.
I don't think the Christmas model will be ready until like the 1st of December.
It just starts November 1st for me, so...
I'm just letting you know.
Look, he had the... somebody defrost Mariah Carey right now.
Well, in Puerto Rico...
In Puerto Rico, Christmas starts...
The second Halloween is over.
Okay?
The second Halloween is over!
That's it. It's time for Christmas.
I think it's even celebrated.
It's most of the time people don't fucking even give a shit about Halloween, but I care about Halloween.
I love Halloween.
Hey, the spooky season, you know what that means?
Spooky games all month.
And I know people might be like, but I'm actually always playing spooky games.
It doesn't matter more spooky games!
And I'm really happy because
I'm really happy because this will be the first the second Christmas in my new place
And I'm really excited because the first Christmas in my new place was very very special
But the second I think is even more special
I think most that we're all settled now and I told I told my mom that we need to get a new Christmas tree
Because our old Christmas tree is is very old
It's falling apart
We've had her for a long time. He does hear me
What the fuck? My audio, like, crashed.
It crashed my V-Tube studio.
What the fuck? Oh my god! That was, uh, scary.
I thought my stream went down, but it wasn't. It was just...
It was just... It was just...
My fucking audio that I swore it.
I didn't go anywhere. I'm still here. Thankfully, uh, my stream didn't die.
Also fucking long. Phew.
Thank goodness.
Yeah, those Fs are scary. I was gonna be like,
at least I haven't posted on it on. Yeah.
At least, at least, at least. I'm happy that you guys are here, though.
Thank you guys so much for being here and and and attending my debut.
Well, you know what that means. I'm done debuting my outfit. Wooo!
And now it's time to sing oh, yes the model credits I said it already
What you look like with the Elden Ring hat?
What I look like with the Elden Ring hat?
I wonder what I would look like with my Ronnie hat. Where's my Ronnie hat?
My Ronnie hat!
Let me take it off. Wow, I love it. It was great. Big hat. I love big hats.
No tight, well, okay, I also love tiny hats, but I love big hats too.
So you shall receive more hats. And so you shall receive more hats.
Oh, you got a monkey hat? How about the monkey on it?
Uh, I think I have a model coming with like a monkey plush, but I'm not sure.
I'm not sure yet.
What do you guys think about the background is cute, right?
As all... Oh, there's my earring really big!
This is my summoning circle.
Please do not send me after hours, only during professional hours please.
Did I kill everyone with a hurl?
What were you talking about?
Yahoo!
There is skeleton, skeleton where?
Where is the skeleton?
Thank you so much for the raid, I'll get a great stream, hi!
Thank you so much for the raid, I hope you're doing well.
Everybody, I'm just being cute in my new model.
Yeah, look who's the aspiration for all the red roses in your model.
The roses are the lining of the witch hat looks unique.
Must smell nice under there.
I do, I do smell nice, I do, it's true.
It's true, I'm a rose, I'm a rose blood witch.
It is me, it's perfect, this is my Halloween costume.
You like how the veil on your hat is transparent.
Thank you, yeah it's so pretty look.
It's really nice and shiny, very ghostly.
Really? Is that really a summoning circle? Prove it then. Summon the Jump Scare Christmas Tree.
What are Christmas Tree right now?
The Jump Scare Christmas Tree only exists in my room, and we're not in my room, we're in my witch dungeon.
Where am I dungeon? This is my witch dungeon.
Complicated, you can't just summon any old thing.
But you summon the Gamer Chair?
My Gamer, that's my Gamer Chair! I didn't summon any of you! I put it down here so I can see.
Look at the game and eat some pizza. Stop overthinking things!
The Crescent Moons makes me think this might be a magical girl transformation.
Enyum.
I am a magical witch girl.
Imagine a small headmouse with a big hat.
What is that?
Witches don't fart. They cast smells.
Can't be pouls-tory-can. There are not enough chairs in that room.
Why would you send a glitch to Hussain?
STOP!
Hold on, hold on, I'm pulling it up, hold up.
I'm pulling it up, I'm pulling it up, I'm pulling it up!
What the fuck is guys like this?
How are you guys, why do you guys do this, huh?
I can't take you guys anywhere!
How's debut her new YouTuber model for you?
Okay, do it.
Who the fuck did her star mode?
Are you gonna pro-pro with that?
Son, I don't believe that's-
That's you mode, okay?
Just wait, one second.
I'm gonna fucking-
You guys are mischievous, you know that?
No mischievous guys.
Chibby guy!
Don't you're more swear to god.
It's confirmed Hassan is a reverse Chibi model.
What?
Now I understand, Iron Mouse with giant hat 410.
Mouse without hat 310.
When you must absolutely get political about summing, Hassan mode activate.
I can't believe it.
I love the presence of a little Huff-Huff-Huff-Huff on another tab.
All right, all right, all right.
Enough, enough.
Enough, enough!
Enough! It's time for some spooky karaoke, ooooh!
It's time for some spooky karaoke, ooooh!
And maybe stuff that's not so spooky!
In a little room.
Cut up abruptly.
I'm watching you watch me.
I'm watching you watch me.
Years long. What the fuck?
I'll sing Freak on a Leash next.
That again, like, three of us is witches and we all gotta, like, pretend to be the- the sisters?
You and mom, naco-gentlemen, just a little something we have here in Louisiana, a little parlor trick, don't worry!
If you relax, it'll enable me not to please, feed your future, want some too, I'll see if it...
Mom and dad cut you off, huh, playboy.
As you down, you just wanna be free, hop from place to place, but freedom takes you and your mother, and your sister, and your brother.
And if you were married, pushed round by your wife.
But in your future, do you like-
Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand?
Don't blame me. You can blame-
Boogie Song to honor the passing of Ken Page.
Oh yes.
His voice actor yesterday.
The one I know everybody's always talking about.
You're joking. You're joking.
I can't believe my eyes.
You gotta be. This can't be the right guy.
He's ancient, he's ugly, I don't know which is worse!
I might just spit a scene now if I don't die laughing first.
Mr. Debug is best, let's struggle close and ha-
I'm going to do- I'm gonna do the very best I can.
We need a little juice on co-
The whole being dead thing.
Me for Halloween.
A witch.
Mama, I could use some help here.
Pire to talking to myself here.
Back at home, you don't exist.
Here I am in the office.
All you is place, like the emptiness of space.
I could search for all eternity, and never see your face.
We are a civil war.
Which way to go? Which ab?
I lose you know.
And I don't know what's enough and rules
Confused by rules that are
I'm not covering this song a lot
It appears so I must become human yourself
It's for...
To help unfortunate miracles like yourself
Poor souls with no one else to turn to
They weren't kidding when they called me well-awitched
But to find that nowadays I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch.
To, fortunately, now a little magic.
Incident on behalf of the miserable, lonely, and depressed.
I ran on Facebook, so I ran on Twitter.
Know what happened to some of the transformers after Cybertron exploded?
They now live disguised as cinnamon rolls in the Twitch Witch's house.
I heard they drink shokimilk there every day.
They do.
Another mystery?
Only shokimilk in this house.
Oh my god, let's see if I remember right.
God, it's been so long.
Let's see if I remember right.
For me, it's a video stop.
Any signs of me, cursed Halloween?
You can't run away now, no it's time to feast!
Monster girl, hide and dark, bite and heart starts to spell on ya
When the cats are purring, keep the cauldron, waste the temperature
Don't toss my little potions, I'm the one who'll bring your body chips
Feeling like you're floating, boo, I know you love this kind of thrill
Light into your neck and your static goes so hypnotized
Bat me away, I'll return to you late in the night
Dies with me, take it slow until you get a better sky, baby
But I love one last until the end
Nooo
Ghostbusters, ghostdusters?
Ghostbusters
Ghostbusters
They busted, the ghost busted
They've been busted
One-thirty p.m.
Seven rings
Oh, I could go, all of you go to...
You should go to our all go see a...
Sektoplasm
I'll just do a little, um
Let's do, uh, fuck.
Start on a dream in the dead of night
So the neighbors gonna die of fright
Little Paula, I am the one hiding under your bed
Cheats ground sharp and eyes golden red
I am the one hiding under your stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my heel
This is Halloween, this is Halloween, Halloween
I love it now, everyone's waiting for the next surprise
Tell that corner man, he's waiting under us all day to one the moon at night filling your dreams the brim
We might be doing something for Halloween maybe maybe I'm not sure yet though. I don't know
That has been it's been it's been a long September, okay? It's been a long September and we're still not done yet. I
Don't know if you notice
Oh, the monster mash.
What the fuck, who watches this shit?
And they're gonna see me singing about giving Dracula Viagra.
They'll be like, what the fuck?
You gave him what now?
Singing about what?
She's singing about giving people Viagra?
Your penis enlargement pills are ready.
Please wait outside.
I'm sorry.
Sorry for that.
Dracula Viagra is the kind of content that makes you the queen of twitch.
Strictly with the sub-a-thon, there have to be a few new viewers.
My first time viewers.
My god, my browser's not loading now. What the fuck?
It's working again.
Do you like my- do you like my bare-mounting?
I think there'll be a spooky kaka-emote.
No!
A spooky kaka-emote?!
The kaka-emote is already spooky.
This is be real. The kaka-emote's already spooky.
is there a kaka lovemo what the fuck what the fuck oh my god I was gonna say
are you fucking shitting me okay I didn't know that let me think hmm what's
in there like Halloweeny song or like a spooky song or something that will fit
this is gonna be so good it has to be the plan yeah do it to me now this
This song is about golden shop.
They sing that song so much.
What the fuck?
Bruh.
I could try to balance a J-Dope, but I don't know if I'm gonna...
I don't know if I can hit that note today.
I've been streaming for like 30 days, so my voice is a bit fucked.
I'd say, we're released, pushing days is to cease, but we all know
There's just one lingering fear, oh my soul, is it here, or is it watching somewhere with my ear?
Oh my soul
Here for 30 days
Spooky musicals
Sweeney Todd into the woods
Black Friday, that one song about Halloween from Mean Girls
I've never seen one like that before
Don't look at me like that
He ate my heart
He ate my heart
He ate my heart
He ate my heart
He ate my heart
That boy is back in the skies
But I can't stop staring at all the evil eyes
He mumbled something while we sat down on the floor
I'm really sure don't quit with hope
But since I like singing this song
Let me show you a block of fan make
I've been stuck in a place where I've never been before
I've been forced to go through this
I've been forced to go through this
I've been forced to go through this
I've been forced to go through this
The timer is locked
You see Big Katy Perry? I don't know if I know the song.
This woman is a bit of a...
Parfai and Mosette 3 AM looking for Connor's debit card so she can get cinema roll.
He's... he... uh...
He happy spooky month chat.
And also I'm going to steal all your candies and mousy.
Is my laugh really that scary?
Well, this is October, right?
Heeeeeeeah. Heeeeeeeah.
This bear of mine behaving.
Yesenio, thank you so much for the ride, I hope you had a great stream! Hello! Hello!
Hello everybody, it is I, Hyron Mouse.
I'm back.
And I had to take my medicine.
I didn't take my man.
I did not fall into the toilet. I am here.
Thank you, thank you.
The thing when I was watching to my roommate- Uh oh.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry sometimes that I make weird faces.
My mom loves me tater tots, but they're like really cold.
I'm safe to eat- I'm safe to eat super cold tater tots.
Am I gonna fucking die?
I'm gonna die.
I'm probably gonna die.
But the next five minutes reading this fucking cold ass tater tots shit balls.
Yo Alphie, thank you very much!
POTATO!
100- 100 fucking years old.
100 years old, the oldest tater tots known to man.
My mom made them in an air fryer! Wooo!
I'm eating them plain with dipping. I don't not have a dipping. I'm eating them plain.
Oh bro, you know what we should do? And I'm gonna try pizza this fr-
Hold on, hold on. I have to give them a minute. Hold on. Well, I'm not leaving going anywhere. I'm just getting them.
Got everything. See, it was good. Thank you. I'm glad you liked it.
I'm sorry it wasn't that long.
Sorry it wasn't that long. Um, I think I'm slowly starting to
I kind of feel the effects of being live for 30 days.
I think it's getting me now.
It's slowly starting to hit me.
31 days.
Take a break.
I'll take a tiny break.
I'll take a tiny break when the timer runs out.
What are you gonna say?
The timer will run out?
I'll probably take like two, three days off and then I'll start streaming again.
I'll just be real with you.
Seriously, somebody that's been streaming?
I've been in a subitone for like two years.
I think almost three years?
Yeah, they've been in a subitone for like three years
and they have like cameras like all over their house.
And she's literally like live like every day,
every moment of the day.
She's like the real live Truman show.
That's basically a live camera live.
Yeah, but she has like a timer and everything.
And you add money to the timer to keep her live.
What's her name?
Emily C.C.
Yeah, she's been streaming for two years.
It's crazy.
I think that's awesome.
That's awesome.
I just don't think I could ever do that.
I don't think, as much as I say,
I would love to be live every day, all hours a day.
I think I need some time.
I need some time too.
But I love streaming and I wanna stream all the time.
I wanna stream as much as I can.
I think that's incredible.
I am out.
I am incredible.
I wish I could do that.
I could just do what I can do.
I could just do what I can do.
Which is this?
You know?
Yeah, it's on my tiny break.
I don't know how long my break will be.
Probably like 200 days.
Sure people will try to convince me to take at least a week, but I don't know.
I've got so many things to do.
I've got so many things to do, so many events planned.
I can't take a break now!
Never watched your stream before, but I've heard about you through other sources
and I'm happy the most sub-channel on Twitch is someone who is genuine
and creates a good environment for their viewers like yourself.
Thank you, mate. Thank you.
You got this?
Beat the haters.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
It's funny the argument that I see the most of people saying that I'm not myself.
But thank you very much. It's very kind.
I've seen not myself, and then I've also seen industry plant over and over again.
And I'm like industry plant, plant alive!
Let alone be an industry plant from what industry?
Yeah, I know. What industry am I from?
We two were incorporated.
The witch industry.
You know, it just all comes down to like,
people don't understand that like,
you, there's so many, the world is so big.
There's so many creators out there.
I have millions of followers that you'll never know
who they are because they're just not in your circle
and they're not in the interest that you like.
And there's just like so many,
there's so many people out there.
There's like creators that like,
They're on TikTok, they have millions of followers, I don't know who they are because I'm not into those types of circles, you know?
And I think that's amazing. It happens all the time. It also happens with like V2, not V2, but creators and streamers from other languages who have massive followings and people in the US don't know who they are and they're like, what the fuck? Who is this?
The Fashoujo girls are going to try to convince you to take time off so they can try to sneak a stamp rally victory.
Mouse congrats on the Twitch which debuted its absolutely sleigh,
and what you just accomplished this sub-a-thon is nothing short of a miracle I feel so blessed just to be along for the ride,
and for all the haters out there, donate plasma.
Donate plasma, bitch!
Well this huge day, oh notters. An intrusive thought.
Yes?
Mosey is Satan as a chansoned being and is now a witch pookie, is Mousy the original
hag?
I'm this big brain.
Your favorite hag!
Oh my gosh, I can't believe how cute the new outfit is.
I'm Miss Love.
I've heard go half hag.
I mean, I'm like, I'm over like 6,000 years old, of course, I'm the ultimate hag.
Ultimate hag, baby.
I've been alive for thousands of years.
Yes, eternally young.
It's the Latinia blood, the Latinia blood.
Trouble Hagmaxin.
Hag to ever hag. Thank you. I'm glad you like the lace on the hat.
Very, very beautiful. Very...
It was interesting to see. I've seen a few people like not into VTubers like that were like, uh,
learning about VTubers through like all the hullabaloo that's been happening.
Like, you know, discussing and admiring the detail, the detail in work that goes into models and stuff.
And I find that very, very nice.
People can appreciate art, you know what I mean?
It's very nice when people can appreciate art.
Thank you very much. That's very kind of you to say. Thank you.
No, the model's not on index yet, cause of course it just debuted today.
Are you called Brujita because you were born in October?
Aye, Brujita!
Or I should-
Uuughhh!
Impromptu Cario Li song right now.
This will truly be the last one.
What the fuck?
Fucking brujería song.
Carajo coño pero porque me hacen esto?
Christ!
It's like bitch!
Have you never heard of sa brujería?
Is this your first fucking time on this earth?
No, no more.
That's it.
That's it.
Thanks for the model.
The perfect song.
new model looks fantastic. Congrats on breaking the all-time sub-record.
Thank you so much for the prime of small beings. You were thinking very very much.
Wait, is this yours? No, this is, um, Kamoichi-Ru? Kamoichi-Ru? Yeah.
I'm waiting for you to get a toggle that says flames your eyes or colors or shapes of a Puerto Rican flag when you're angry at Connor.
Well, there's a model that I would like to make that has like more like body quest stuff
on it, so we'll see soon.
So much of a big weight, hold on, what?
The fraud detection went off in my account multiple times, I had to explain to the
big mouse that Subitone was not fraud- OH MY GOD, I'M SORRY!
I'm sorry.
Booby, why aren't you doing your job?
Booby doesn't even want to do his job as TTA.
What the fuck?
Doesn't want to do his job streaming?
It doesn't want to stream, doesn't want to talk in TTS, doesn't want to do shit!
What the fuck?
He went for a smoke break.
Can't believe this.
Typical lazy King Boobly.
I feel so like...
Cough, cough, cough.
I feel...
different.
Pfft.
It takes getting used to when I get a new model.
She's so cute, she's so cute though.
Movie is like my dad for a- WHAT THE FU-
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait.
Guys, what are we playing games with monkey?
Very, very soon, he's going to be coming over for some fun time.
Oh my god, I almost reverted back to like the past and said,
do you remember when I called that shit dad? Oh my god.
Time flies, time flies, time flies, time flies, blow, blow?
What do I have to say? Everybody fucking changes, okay?
I'm not going to say the same. I've been streaming for seven years.
Don't you know Connor?
Going on four I think?
When was the first time we messaged each other? Hold on.
Be dawned being October, October 3rd, 2020.
October 3rd, 2020.
Said I wasn't even born, what the fuck?
Yeah, October 3rd, 2020.
Oh my god, it's been, wait, it's been four years?
All this time he's been, oh, he's been talking
to a man for four years?
Well, okay.
We first spoke to each other October.
We talked in October and then we didn't really talk until I ghosted him, but then he messaged
me again January 10th, the day before my birthday.
Oh my god wait he messaged me January 10th and then I didn't answer him and then on the
18th he was like hello?
Oh my god reading our conversation is so fucking weird.
She's okay, so he messes me up over dirt and then on October 21st. I asked him to come on the podcast
I asked him to come on the podcast and he was like, oh, yeah, sure
And it was like oh, yeah, um, that's when he told me he was like secretly debuting a V to Romano
And I was like, oh shit. I was like, that's awesome. He's like, yeah, I'm gonna debut it tonight
And then I was like, okay
And I remember those the day he debuted that model on a stream and I went to a stream and I was like, oh shit
I think that was like the first day I subbed in
Yeah, he came on lewd cast then he came on he came on the show he came on the show
He came on the show. We didn't talk for a long time
We didn't talk for a long time
And then that's when he messes me in January and then looking at our conversation is so fucking alien
It looks so alien to me because like we don't talk like you don't talk like ourselves. It's so strange
It's so like business and it's so like we don't know each other
crazy
Calm things and I first started talking to him. I was saying nothing with cow emojis
And then we were we he asked me to do that thing for his video
Like yeah, I can do it and then I was like and then the day that we were supposed to do it
And I'm like, uh, I just looked at my calendar and is it at this time?
And he's like, it's in 20 minutes.
And I'm like, oh, almost fucking late for our own thing that we scheduled.
He's like, um, it's in 20 minutes.
And I'm like, oh, okay, I'll be ready for you.
I think I'm going to be 10 minutes late.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Okay, to buy commission a model and a computer.
I hope to start V2V next year.
Unless I get deployed on rotation.
Thank you, mouse.
And it's not for inspiring me to try something new.
Oh, well, I hope everything works out well for you.
when you can start your weekly journey on Twitter.
And then after that, we never talked on Twitter again
because now then we moved to Discord
and now it's all we use now.
And I can't even go back that far.
I can't go far, super, super far
to look at our Discord conversations.
You can search by all this, how do you do that?
What the fuck is my DM with Connor?
Click the search bar.
We have something in up, like, October.
Oh my God, okay, okay, oh, God, Jesus Christ!
There's a message that I left from him
after he came on LuCast.
I'm like, my face hurts so much from laughing.
He didn't totally ghost him.
Holy shit, I've been wrong this whole time.
I didn't totally ghost him.
I invited him to play Among Us in December.
Play Among Us in December?
And I said, hey, are you too tired?
Or would you be interested in playing a game of Among Us?
And he's like, fuck, I'm at the gym right now.
I'm not sure how long I'm going to play, but if you want,
we can play another day.
After that, oh, fuck, I did ghost him.
I did ghost him, because then after that, on the 5th,
I asked him, hey, will these are you available next week?
And he was like, I'm free.
And he gave all the days he was free.
And I never answered him.
So your original argument on if he contacted you first
he did, doesn't that mean you did first?
Technically no, because he did contact me first because then I ghosted him by accident
in December and then he contacted me in January.
And he was like, hey, do you want to do this?
And I'm like, it was an accident.
I did, oh my god, what the fuck?
This is crazy.
I got reading some of this stuff is just so...
Our first collab was, um, I think, what was our first first collab?
It was like he talking and nobody explodes and then we played phasmophobia
Back when you were nice who shut the fuck up. I'm always nice to him. I want to say what he said so bad
But I'm not gonna say I'm gonna. No, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna leak the DMs. I'm not gonna leak it
No, no, no, no, no, no, this is crazy how like after after that collab and stuff
We were talking and I think like I think I was like after that that collab
I remember I was so tired that I went to sleep and it was still at a point where I was like where I
Still was kind of like I couldn't stream for more than like four hours
I think I think I was that like four to five hours my maximum to stream. I was like I guess like I went to bed and
Then I woke up at like 5 a.m.
And I saw that he like messaged me and he had let he like asked me hey
let me know your schedule so we could play more games and I'm like
Oh shit, I'm so sorry I passed out, blah blah blah.
And then after that, if you look at our messages, it's no joke legit every day talking.
Like, literally like every single fucking day.
I have stuff to talk about, but we don't.
We're stuff to fight about, yeah.
The best of frenemies?
The best of frenemies.
I've missed so much on the internet.
I feel like when Sabaton happens, I miss so fucking much on the internet.
Like, crazy stuff happened.
Well, I was away in Southern land.
This is the internet- I'M ON THE INTERNET!
Thank you for the bedolies! Thank you!
Such a good day. Thank you so much for the resub.
Thank you very much for the cute, truthful day. Thank you again for the bedolies.
I'm missing much to be honest.
I don't know.
I don't know that- I saw that everybody was like,
going crazy about Billy Eilish's new video.
The first clip I ever saw of you two together
was when Connor almost killed you with a Denny's bathroom joke.
I remember that.
He has the power to make me die.
Power to make me die.
Don't tell him that.
Yeah, just BSF things, you know?
Just BSF things.
There's a cool dude. He is a cool dude. He's super nice and...
really kind to me.
And he's always been very supportive of me and...
They're sweet.
If we're you and Connor and Pete to pray returns to the Wiggy, oh yeah, I forgot to tell them
that if possible when we go back to Final Fantasy XIV, if we could at the same time
do our Final Fantasy XIV fashion show, I think that would be really fun.
I think you'd like that.
They can judge.
They can all be judges.
I'm going to propose that to him today and see if he would be interested.
So that we could just do everything together and it would be,
How very fun, I think you'd have a great time.
He likes judging people.
But yeah, me and Kennedy have to get married.
That's true.
But the plan are wedding.
Plan are wedding.
What's happening?
Oh, thank you so much for the bitty.
But where are you going to read this TTS?
Are you not going to read the TTS?
You're looking kind of like Ronnie the Witch.
I became Elden Lord and look at me now.
Hey, Mousey. Love the cute Twitch Witch model.
And congrats on this astounding feat to accomplish this sub-a-thon.
Feet!
So the other day I was finally able to see my niece and give her her belated birthday present.
I believe it was called Starry Sky Kinimuro.
I think she unwrapped it to the time I left. She was holding it tight.
I think I created another cinnamon roll fan.
I told my sister I'm not sorry.
You can't listen. Cinnamon Roll is very special, okay? He...
Cinnamon Roll is just...
Incredible. It's true.
How curious.
Uh, wait.
Uh, give me one second.
Oh, here we go.
How about that?
Oh my no fucking way.
I'm just gonna see if I can like edit the... my... my outfit and like change the colors and stuff.
Like change the colors of the flowers.
to make it purple so I could really be a twitch witch?
But I just realized every single petal of the flowers is individually rigged.
It's all a different element. Holy shit.
Como you ate! You guys are crazy!
Understand how much work this takes to rig every single petal is an individual thing.
Holy shit.
I was gonna make everything, I was gonna make like the red parts like purple.
But, uh, I don't want to touch it now. I don't want to touch it now. Crazy.
Well, that was interesting. Yeah, so like, for those of you that don't know, all the work that goes into a VTUMER model,
when somebody makes a VTUMER model, you draw the model, and then the model gets drawn,
and then the artis, or the rigor, they cut the model. They cut different pieces.
different pieces so like in this case this model every like a hair like the
hair strands and like the petals these are all cut into individual pieces and
put back together like a puzzle and then the person who rigs the model adds
tracking to it so that there's movement when I move.
Galaces, everything, everything moves. They work really hard on it both of them and I love it.
I love this model a lot. She's really cute.
Maybe we can make merch of the hat.
One day. It'll be pretty cool.
You'll buy my hat.
I'll wear it outside.
I got some cool V-Show Joestar for Trunks a few days ago.
Hope all the members of V-Show go out doing well.
Especially you, Mouse.
Monkey's live? Dummy!
Alright, let me get out of our old fucking DMs.
Back to normal, Monkey Mouse.
More satisfactory? Would you guys want more satisfactory?
The Factory Grows! The Factory Grows!
Dead Space would be fun.
If... I want to do Dead Space 3 with him, but I don't know if we have to play the first two games to play the third one.
Technically no.
Oh, thank you for saying Zucosa in chat.
He made me so sick. Is Zucosa's worth it?
I wrote her yes and no.
So, we're gonna play games with Hime on Thursday!
We're playing games with Hime on Thursday.
So, I messaged her and I said, I'm gonna be honest, yes and no.
I don't think it's scary enough, but I like sim games, so the sim element was fun.
The game is buggy as hell, and it glitched out on me several times and softlocked me,
and I didn't want to start over.
But honestly, I would try it, because I think you might find it fun,
because you have a similar taste to me.
Taste? We like horror, but we also like garbage.
You know what I mean?
Pfft.
We like horror games, but we also like trash.
And...
I love bad games.
I don't know what it is, but there's just something special about bad games.
It's really fun to play bad games to me.
I can make anything funny.
Like, in my mind.
In my mind, anything I play that shit and ass, I can make it funny in my brain.
And make it funny to me.
Uh, it might not be funny to you guys, but it would be funny to me.
I think Zen wants to play fighting games, I think we might be doing that tomorrow, not sure, I think we're doing it tomorrow?
Yeah, Zen wanted to play Tekken.
See, Kuro's new outfit I saw, he looks so good, holy shit.
Kuro's like, my little brother.
I'm so proud of him.
I think he's doing so good.
He's doing great.
He looks great.
Pirate boy, he looks amazing.
His new lore video, fuck.
His lore video.
Little man of the show, wait, what?
Oh, what are you calling yourself, the little man of the show, Joe?
Is it up on YouTube?
It's for sure a roast k-dai girl with five reds.
Party soon, screen is so cute!
What the fuck?
What the heck, why isn't it...
Mouse, just a friendly reminder that until Dawn comes out on Steam in three days would
love to see a playthrough of that as it's the game that got me into the genre Iron
Mouse Love.
Played it already.
Is it...is it gonna be different?
I'm experiencing the craziest glitch I've ever seen on OBS.
It is insane.
What the fuck?
That was absolutely bizarre.
The fuck was that?
That was the craziest shit ever. What the fuck?
You both of you are twitching. Oh my god.
Sorry this is a gift because I picked thousands of dollars for it and I'm getting my money.
What the fuck?
Display without asking me first.
I don't even know where we got this from.
Actually, what even is this thing?
Do responsibility now on your chest.
Bondage.
OOOOOOOH!
AHH!
Let me show Joe.
Well, I gotta find the ancient treasure.
Why yourself with every cruel, not wanting to stream?
I don't think there's a...
Well, I'm gonna be a real man.
That treasure you've been trying to find that got you arrested and sentenced to death for...
Yeah, that's how a fictional manga written by H.R. Oda.
So, basically your whole purpose for all this has destroyed its own!
You will continue to be useless and I don't really know how to send you back to the world you came from so all your family and friends are also gone.
So you might as well just work here in Vishoujo in the meantime.
That's a good joke mate, you almost got me. Anyway, like I said, I don't really have time for this.
So one piece is in Vishoujo!
Okay, so how do I do this?
So when you are ready, click the go live button and then just react about random things until you get bored and then just turn off the stream by clicking the same button again.
So when exactly does the treasure appear?
Oh uh...
You have that total streaming quota
And also if anyone asks why you're wearing all this stuff
Just say you're cosplay, okay?
Welcome to my ship!
It's nice to see you!
I have one more hand thing for you guys
Now I can be really mad at you
Some people say I'm bald for some reason
But I guarantee you I am not bald
Um...
And then the last thing I'll show you
Before we go on to the other parts
so other things I have on the toggles and shit like that um
let me put this back on and then let me put you next to me uh
we also have little eye patches yay but I don't like seeing with one eye
so you want me to wear the hat while I'm doing this is funny
it's full that beach you're just bullying me
Baww!
His hair looks so good.
Oh pfft!
Sorry.
Aw, I'm so proud of him.
Good for him.
Congratulations, K-9 Coro.
Congratulations, K-9 Coro, for your debut!
Ha ha, the sojo.
Gary Gakatons.
He's cute.
Thanks!
Who was that guy? That guy is K-9 Kuro! He is from the Shoujo.
He's the only... he's the only... um... guy in the Shoujo.
He's one of the gals.
I'm not the best girl. Yeah, best girl in the Shoujo.
It sounds like Kuro wants to become king of the pirates before Luffy and Buggy in one piece.
I wonder what devil fruit Kuro has.
I wonder. What do you think Kuro's power would be?
Give me a little bitch, you know what I'm saying?
Connor's calling me.
Give me Monkey Plush for free, please?
Why?
Give me Monkey Plush for free, please?
How you doing? I'm not sure.
Chat with me, Monkey Plush. It's going to be available in a couple of days.
Wanna see?
Yeah!
Yeah, I think you haven't got a shed yet.
Oh, but I forgot. I wanna see!
Alright, I'll show you. I'll show you.
If you're a reveal, are you watching?
Are you watching? Sure?
Yeah, I'm watching.
Here he is, Chat. Here he is, the new little monkey.
With his little, his little polka-coop, listen to this chat.
I'm gonna feel it.
Little magnetic arm.
You can put the little, little robe on or off.
So it's...
Maybe I gotta think about it.
Uh, and the hood goes up and down.
I think the robe can come off. The robe can come off as well.
Although you'd want to be the rohe him, but...
I'm the Broke Monkey!
You're cute, right?
Yeah, so this is, uh, this will be coming out in a couple of days.
Is that...?
Pretty cute. It is really cute. It's so goddamn cute.
When will it get to my house?
Uh, I guess you'll have to order and then see when it arrives, you know?
You're free?
Uh, yeah, I get you my plushies for free.
Oh my... Oh my...
Bye-bye, you so many plushies for free.
Connor!
Can you remove the robe? Yes, you can, but why would you want to do that?
But isn't it cute as I went to theme 2 because he's kind of like a little cocoa cup and tea or coffee
Whatever you think of whatever you want to be
Okay, fine. It's so cute though. The magnet is so satisfying to play with chat
Isn't it cute look you can catch it
Oh
Be a movie of the a version of some point. What's our it's so cute. He's so cute
I sit him in the palm of the big guy
Just flashing his butt out. Oh god. He's flashing his butt
Hi, please tell me this is so far. No, no, no, that would be good teaming. He didn't
Yeah, I like the new model
Yeah, this is pretty one of my favorite ones yet
The horns are really cute. I also think the I don't know the the eye stuff is really cute
Yeah, I don't know you call that. Yeah, I don't know you call it
Well, then your sister said he likes it cuz it's white. That's crazy. That's a crazy
That is so crazy
Yeah, I just think what is right. Yes, sir. What do you think of me chat and that's wild. It is wild
Okay, yeah, I think I think the much available Friday chat if you want to get and the other obvious stuff, which may be a tease tomorrow
It's all very good this is pretty good either this is the best much I think I've ever made
That's crazy. It's crazy. That's me
My pay for so much watchies
Yeah
So you do I do I pay out of pocket every time
You do not pay out of pocket stop I
Pay double actually don't know why pretty weird that after you don't need to check out. This is double. No, it does not
Did I get the the sims you free? I did get the sims you free
I wasn't exactly I wasn't really understanding why I was given that for free
I didn't really know what I should do with that. Didn't they give you the male version
Uh, no, I don't think so.
They gave you the male version, but they didn't even give you the swimming trunks?
Um, probably just the week back.
I have wine in my closet.
Did you try it on?
No.
I'm worried right now.
No, I'm scared.
I did get the both, I think.
Did you?
There's three of them.
I think so.
There's three swimsuits.
There's the trunks, and then there's the bikinis.
There's the trunks, and then there's the bikini, and then there's the bathing suit.
There's the trunks!
Yeah!
They're all strong, isn't it?
What do you mean?
They're wearing like an anime character on your pants.
I've seen guys wearing them, I've seen people post pictures of themselves wearing it.
I'm too British to wear that in public.
Fuck out, muscular as fuck dudes wearing that shit.
Are they even British?
No.
I got the Bikini. I guess. I don't know what to do with that. That's the bathing suit.
I don't know what to do with that. Can you show it on stream?
I showed it? What? Can you open it and show it? Why? It's like nice to package right now.
Because I want to see it. Why? I think it'll be interesting. You already have one. I do have
one. It's in my closet. Why should I open this? Wait, so they didn't send you the bikini.
They're just saying you the bathing suit.
I want a suit.
That's a bathing suit. That's not a bikini.
I'm not a bikini.
That's not a bikini. That's a bathing suit.
Okay.
I don't know what that... I mean, like, I don't know what you're talking about.
I mean, it came with, like, horns and stuff, too. I didn't know what to do with that.
Oh, put the horns on!
Teresa, thank you so much for the raid of horns!
What's wrong with you?
I'm just... why would I wear them?
I just would think it would be interesting to see you wear them.
Okay, well I think it'd be interesting for you to reveal your full name and face, but I don't...
WHAT THE FUCK, Connor? That is the craziest shit you've ever seen.
What the fuck did you say to me?
You heard me.
I believe you said that shit to me.
Especially now! Now what? I have all these fucking crazy ass people saying
I'm writing that shit all over the fucking Zayna shit!
Hahahaha
Yeah?
Yeah!
Shit!
So far we've clenched you people's names!
Where did you fucking reveal your fucking address?
You're gonna reveal my address.
I would never reveal your address.
Wait, Connor, go ahead.
Notify reveal my address first?
Mm-hmm.
Do it.
Yeah, I'm gonna dodge myself first.
I'm gonna dodge myself live on fucking stream!
What are they going to do? Order me pizza? I'd like that.
Oh, geez.
You kind of did buy some last time.
No, I didn't, though, because I had the barcode you couldn't say.
Luckily, there's damn packages from where she having 19 barcodes and
addresses spread out.
Come on, you said that shit.
No, I said what? Nothing.
I just told people the truth.
Tell people the truth about what I look like.
Why don't you say it?
Uh, yeah, you look, uh, look Latina.
Is that, is that Fadassay, would you say?
Yeah.
All right, there we go.
Yeah, I got Latina.
I don't know, I don't know how it's done.
What do you mean by that?
You, okay, no, no, no, that's a bait.
Now that's a, that's a, that's, I could hear the, the rope being cranked on that track.
on that track what do you mean by that i think what i mean is that we should play games
you mean i'm not a man oh i seem to reveal that you know i still want to tell people that
i would say something like the craziest shit on twitter of people like saying stuff about
yeah but i mean that's that's there already that's there it doesn't i think like if you're
expecting people to be rational and no one told you you're on the wrong platform people go
The ones that won't call me an industry plant.
People say people say the weirdest things.
People think I'm like a fake, I'm fake British.
They think I'm putting it on.
You are?
Oh yeah, I am there.
I like that.
I mean, they're crazy thinking that.
I mean, look, people, people are going to like,
say crazy stuff on Twitter.
And I think that getting upset over that is a waste of time.
Oh, it's not upsetting.
It's just funny.
Oh, OK.
Thank you, David, from QC for the five, by the way.
Oh shit, David, thanks so much.
I gave you five too.
Wow, thank you, thank you for the five, holy shit.
I usually have true American accent,
no, no, I would never.
I couldn't possibly, I couldn't possibly.
I'm the British as they call me now.
Who is Markiplier?
No guys, that's not true.
That's not true at all.
This doesn't sound like Markiplier at all.
Hey, what's up guys?
Today we're gonna play Five Nights at Freddy's.
What are you waiting for, Five Nights at Freddy's?
What am I going to play?
Yeah.
Uh, well I can just go play it now if you don't want me to just leave and play solo.
No, we won't!
Alright, alright, this is the final satisfactory stream.
Final satisfactory stream?
So we're going to get as far as we can.
But we're close to phase two, which I think is a big milestone.
Can I wear my hat or take it off?
Yeah, wear your hat.
The hat's cute.
The problem with this chat is that this game is like a hundred hour game.
20 hours in every phase is becoming harder and harder to progress
And like I'm really enjoying it, but I just think that like time in
Wise like it's a lot of time in and I feel like not everyone enjoys as much as other stuff
Yeah, there's other games for us to conquer now. Yeah, and I mean which one play other games
I don't like playing the same game
I also have something that I
Would like to request
Okay, you know, we're supposed to be doing a final fantasy stream soon
Okay, I would like to know if for a final fantasy stream
Can we do a fashion show during the fire?
How long did the fashion show be?
Maybe like an hour or two just to do a fashion competition
Okay
Yeah, and then the person who wins they get a prize
okay sure yeah sure I don't want to see drugs or breast yeah one one to two hours is fine yeah I
won't take long it'll be like we'll do it like a Halloween contest oh yeah that'd be fun yeah
hmm what we're gonna do it um I'm actually gonna discuss with Pete yeah we need to discuss
I'm doing them doing cuphead of Pete tomorrow tomorrow. Yes. I see. What do you
mean you say? What do you say huh? What what go on? Oh sorry that's not uh this
this one's not directed at you. Oh what now? Well Pete asked me to play cuphead
with him first. Yeah, but he probably realized that it's unplayable with the
ping problem. I'm gonna fuck him. We tried Cuphead, remember? He was rough with the
ping. But if he was already chasing other boys...
Or maybe I didn't do it with you. What the heck? What the heck? I can't hang out with my boys.
We never play games anymore. We literally played games yesterday.
No, they before like, you know, like what the heck?
Latina gaslighting feels great to you. Don't forget to me
And she's got 12,000 people over there that are yes, man
You'll try a yes, man
There they are they always they always back you up
No, my chat hates me
How dare you? No. No, we do.
That day that I beat you when we played battleship, your chat was so toxic to me.
Okay, yeah, that was a couple of years ago.
Here I go!
Uh, like, at least every year.
Okay, two years.
It was, you know.
Your chat was like, she cheated!
Well, mom of F, two years, the chat been a little toxic because I thought you were cheating.
She cheated! And then I beat you again!
I
Think it's just cuz no one's ever had that dominant of a performance in battleship
You read your emotions on your face and on your sleeve. You were looking at my stream. You look at my face
My face and my emotions on the machine look at my string
They admit it two years later, huh? Oh my god, shut the fuck up. I was a look at your fucking straight
You could have easily caught me if I did.
In the act?
I would have shown up at your fucking viewer list.
You think I check my viewer list?
Listen, listen, I don't actually think you cheated.
If you try to make excuses, it sounds like you did.
Your whole chapter to check
Does he give it one person to just lie
Yeah, that could be like I just yeah, I just
Well, thank you, do you know a lawyer? Yeah
Yeah?
I'm not gonna have to load up.
Alright, alright, alright.
Oh, you already got the factory booted up, hell yeah.
I do, but I-did you-didn't you wanna play?
I did, I didn't have you booting up, you take a while with the factory.
Did you wanna just chat?
I kinda wanna fishin'.
You just never wanna talk to me anymore.
We literally chatted like an animal the last time.
You never wanna talk to me, you never wanna play with me, you never wanna do anything with me,
you just don't wanna do anything with me ever.
What do you think I'm doing right now?
She could be hanging out the whole time.
We are hanging out.
She sounds so Latina right now. I agree.
But what about the pre-talking?
Didn't we just do pre-talking?
Actually, it's been funny.
Okay, so here we go. The goalposts have a changing.
I don't know what changes more.
All post that mouse sets down or the models?
Who knows?
I don't know, someone chatted that.
Are you gonna invite me or what?
Are you gonna invite me?
I guess I could invite you, but you have to promise to have a conversation with me.
Do I not have a conversation with you?
You have to have a conversation with me this whole time.
You can't even take a break.
Okay.
Do I die?
If you talk to me, you won't.
Okay, this seems excessive. You're like, your listed demands are getting crazier and crazier every day.
What do you mean?
You need a lot more demanding lately. I think we need... I miss the mask that never used to demand.
I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
So you won't have any demands? Okay. Well, I'll have to send a demand then. I can ignore it.
If it's not a demand, I can ignore it.
Okay. But I'm saying that the old mask didn't have demand.
Oh no, really it's true.
That's changed. Yeah, the sub-record, it changed Mouse.
Yeah, being top of Twitter, it really changed her chat. That's what I'm saying.
Real. Real.
It's changed, is what I'm saying.
I don't know how to go. I'm going back to base.
Oh come on. I got a ton of burn efficiency.
Yeah, you think so?
you're at. I just get anxious being around such a big streamer.
She is a changed man.
You gotta be a confirmed Iron Master man.
I mean I confirmed it a long time ago. I don't know why this is the thing is.
I found a yellow power slot. Is this a value to you?
Yes.
Okay. It's the highest tier of power slot.
Yeah, I'll put it in the chest in the base.
Well, we all know where all the power comes from in the world.
This.
Wait, where's the slide there picked up?
There you go.
Oh, oh, here.
Oh, it's...
Oh, it shows up as a purple power slide.
I swear I was a yellow one.
Oh, perhaps I am.
Okay, it's time to dismantle.
I think it's time for some excess efficiency, don't you think?
Yellow is right there.
Oh, it is right there. What the heck is he doing there? How'd he get that?
Weird.
Weird.
Okay. I've decided.
What's up?
I'm not using voice changer.
Yeah. I'm not using voice changer, guys.
Real.
Connor, you need to stop this!
True and real, chat.
There are people I literally think that I am!
So what? I am using voice changer. It's deep within my throat.
Can you show your real voice for a quick chat?
Yeah, I think it's about time to hear it.
I'm going to turn on my voice while I'm working on it.
Can you turn on the screen so it can crash my stream?
Wait, does it crash your stream?
Earlier today, I bumped it.
I guess I bumped it and it crashed my V2 studio and almost crashed my OBS.
Okay, that's not good.
Alright, maybe you can be down.
I've
I have a lot of issues you guys a lot
So welcome
Yeah, this is funny
Okay, why?
Yeah, you bring up you just put even training up to do that. They're so close to why do they know?
We need 650 Vestal Frameworks!
Wait, what is it that you're making?
I'm making...
I see more of these balls.
We have everything being loaded into this dimensional thing.
Yeah?
That we never have a shortage.
I think it would be cool to never allow materials.
We build another one of these dimensional things, so can we speed this up?
How do we speed it up?
You can build another one, but I'm trying to speed it up right now.
okay okay I mean how many more do you mean
I have 7 right now I can upgrade it one time okay I'm gonna make this stuff
you need me to go and like find a bunch of mercenaries
I think it's that story that's what I've been doing
okay okay do you want to do it with me
uh yeah we can but should we split up on that
Oh, there's any copper wire and...
...bill pipes.
Uh, copper wire is here.
Bill pipes are to be here.
Yeah, I'm running out.
Okay, now we have, like, an access of iron plates.
I don't know if you need any.
I've got a lot.
But I think that's probably fine.
Uh, I might need them.
There they are!
There's nothing to be wiring.
We have sixty to do?
What's that?
Bill pipes are...
...in this storage container.
I don't remember what everything is. I guess I set it up.
We use the smart splitter yet? We haven't used it.
Smart splitter.
What's up?
One of them's the wa- this is wires.
Goalpipes is like over here.
What's that? I'm trying.
Don't forget again, or else.
No, these are iron rods.
Would you need steel plates?
Oh no, steel pipe.
Oh, pipe! Sorry, sorry, I know I'm not listening.
Ah, steel pipes over here, come over here.
Steel pipes and steel beams.
Right here.
Good subs.
What is this factory doing?
You're a lot of automated.
Automated wiring. Jesus Christ.
I'm so lost.
Why?
I mean obviously I know everything is cuz I built everything.
Yeah.
I need to move more stuff on the map already.
I think you do need to throw a marker there.
I need to mark that.
Oh no.
Is that me?
Am I doing that?
Yes.
Oh that's an accident.
And all that.
I'm just uploading a ton of stuff to this dimensional depot and I'm just realizing
how long it takes.
It takes so long.
Yeah.
I'll be upgrading soon.
I'm sorry.
still pipes yeah yeah next to the steel factory the steel factory they're not
there's a little bit over there oh yeah there's a steel factory I can tell it's
not you can impersonate me it's the minor which minor which minor yes when do
We unlock overclocking
Overclocking, any of the research?
You can now
Master's to research it
Oh, all researches, all research, all research
I think I know where that is
I gotta see where I need to get for it
Okay
We unlocked it like two streams ago
What?
Yes
No, no, we don't have that yet
Oh, the alien technology
Yeah, I think we're gonna need a lot more steel
So I'm about to fucking nut
Dimensional expansion increased to 300%.
New understanding of matter manipulation technology allows the dimensional storage to deconstruct all matter to the subatomic level,
storing its elementary particles until the part is recalled.
I need to-
You are taking into deeper layers, shallow matter contains little stuff that eats at point songs and deep echoes.
What?
I need to get-
It is fascinating what one can find out simply by looking closer.
I need to get seven Mercer Spears?
So that I could uh, uh, increase the dimensional people upload speed by 25%.
Okay.
The production, I think...
Are you guys talking about production amplifier?
Oh no, that's okay.
Overclock production.
We need one...
Power char.
Which I can use by make...
Oh, I can do that right now.
I think there's one in the storage.
What?
I think there's one in the storage.
I think I can make one right now.
oh okay overclocking would help us out a lot of law
you are in place for life, then from the occlusion and the dimension will be hope
underclocking can help too, that's crazy
oh wow nice that's actually
overclocking development completed
power shards can now be inserted into all buildings to increase input and output speed
underclocking is also possible
Well, now we can take all those plugs.
Power consumption of overclocked buildings increases exponentially.
Awesome.
We've also used purple power slugs to make a different type of solar charge building.
And this one.
And this one.
One purple.
Research completed.
Purple power slugs seem to be near the end of their life cycle
and have a significant amount of potential energy stored.
It is a good thing Fix-It does not waste.
Purple power slugs can now be processed into power shards.
I know the last thing I need for work is my fee.
Material is that chat. It looks like an interesting material.
I have to fill my phone.
I thought he was not a material.
Nitrogen gas? Oh.
I got a... I got a... I got a little...
I found a crazy cave.
Oh no, it's going to be exploded to open up.
Oh shit, I have bombs.
I need to jump on the cliff.
Let me just come back.
You want me to go with you?
You can come check it out if you want me to guess my stuff.
Oh, let me see if I can make one.
I think you made one.
I made one for you, but I never made one for me.
I think you did make one for yourself. Am I crazy?
No, you're crazy.
I'm crazy. Crazy. That's me.
Puppercase?
Ten Puppercase and fifty-seven.
Okay.
Puppercase!
He took so many pipes. Holy hell.
Oh me?
Yeah.
I'm a hungry guy. What can I say?
My little kid is gracious.
Uh, Bio-Bio-Bio-Mass stuff.
Over here?
Bio-Mass?
Oh, we got tons right in the bus.
Ah, I should be...
It's gone!
Alright, I'm going to have to go.
You coming to me?
In this machine, you can take it out, take it out, put it in the air with it.
Oh no, I don't want biofuels, I want the leaves.
Oh, you want the leaves?
Okay, well, what you need to go in...
I wonder, actually, in here there should be...
Nope, it's empty.
There's some here.
Nope, it's biofuels.
Okay.
You would need to...
The machine needs?
Okay, hold on a minute.
I'll just chop down some spruce with it
I can make some of these
Yeah, you can make some if you have leaves
I don't have any leaves
I don't have any
I'm just going to put some stuff in the machine as well
You're going to make some skins on a leaf
No wonder, word
I'm putting some in there
It will take a while, but it will make it
Make it by hand
Okay, I'll just do that then
Can you do it for me?
I'm sorry?
You really can't make it?
No, no, no. You have said you just make it.
It's gonna make it take a little while.
Okay!
I'm gonna put all the wood in the thing.
I'll stop making it, but it'll just take a little time.
You need a little concrete floor to make it.
Nothing at all.
I found a nitrogen gas place, I guess,
to the next area.
Nitrogen gas?
But I need to convince the locals to give me the permit
to allow me to mine there.
Uh-oh.
And I have just the method of convincing them
Gone
Are you sure maybe we could also use bombs?
Yeah, you should come with me
I don't know if there's any stairs along the way as well you can grab them
I will leave in a moment. We need to add storage here because I don't know what I'm doing yet
Yeah, yeah, you need a gas mask so you can't go.
Make this just be bad like that.
It's big shit.
With holding the planet in the locals.
I feel like it's the locals.
I'm just going to check in there.
You don't need an extra gush or something?
Yeah, but I want to send that area into a coal plant.
I think I can make a ginormous steel area there.
I think I can make some stuff out of it.
I didn't have one I just literally made one I don't know why I was like hmm if I need something
I just I made one I don't think they last a long time you should make like a
like six or seven.
So my piece of plumbing here is fifty bombs is enough?
Hmm, probably.
Do you need any more bombs?
I honestly, I don't know how much fifty bombs is.
Can you bring a couple hundred steel, even like two stacks of steel plates to me as
well?
Iron plates?
You know the ones in the machine with the rods?
Bring that.
It's like two stacks.
There should be like four hundred total.
Can I make sure where our main race is?
You know where the pipes are?
I know exactly where they are.
Yeah.
How many stacks?
Two stacks. There should be like 400.
Got it, boss.
Little bro's playing Fortnite. I am playing Fortnite.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. Huh? How did that happen?
No, no.
You still have the power?
Did you plug something in?
No.
Did you try to make coupons?
No.
I didn't do anything.
What happened?
Uh, electrical pole you can...
Oh, maybe the fuel right now?
But I had enough, I thought I didn't need that.
I'm going to the place of Wami.
I'm making the bridge right now.
Do you want me to go to you or what?
Cool.
You were the power of the dead.
Can you turn it all back on?
How do I turn it on?
You go to the any telephone electrical pole and it should allow you to like hold the crank down.
It's working man.
It's a very slow method of getting across but it's working.
I wish I could do it like, yeah, cause I want to move diagonally but I should just die slightly better.
Oil generator and batteries are a danger.
It sounds like right in my alley.
Why don't you upgrade the other steel miners and belts?
I think it's also a location.
And also this one has a lot of nodes.
Like, this has so many nodes next to each other.
I want to send this into a giga plan.
I'm running down your little...
...per big thing!
Running on steel plates?
Oh no.
Already set hat.
Get the hat on.
Who's bummed?
Hmm, I think so.
That's what I see.
That's why I'm still locked in.
I'm thinking, my god damn brick fell.
That's why I'm still locked in.
You break up.
You're not break down, you're just making a break.
He's break up!
He's break up on a pool day night!
Okay, can I have the fights?
Please?
Thank you.
You first of all...
Here's the way I hold up.
I'm just gonna...
Hold on, I need 40 wires.
Ah.
Do any wires?
Yeah.
Exit cables, cables.
Ready?
There's your work.
One second.
Mountainous.
We can go anywhere.
We can go anywhere.
I was too locked in, I can't have you no fun. This is very funny.
I've never seen a man having fun before. He's bricked up.
You gotta stop saying that.
The little side of the map? How big is this map?
Uh, very big.
But I feel like, like there's like edges over here. And here. What does that mean?
Who knows? You can zip one into the next tower while building it that doesn't sound.
Right. Oh. Oh, you mean like, delete it?
Oh, that's pretty...
The map is a mess.
Are you alright?
I'm good.
Hm?
Nothing.
Okay.
Satisfactory...
I mean, I think the map is like, ginormous. Like...
Shit, it is big.
Wait a minute.
I think we've moved like one-fifth of it, we've discovered, perhaps?
Oh my god.
I'm there to arm out?
Oh my god, we've like...
Explored nothing.
We've just bought a lot.
We have, but compared to the rest of the map, this is so small.
Yeah, I mean, I think obviously there's like more to it.
Somebody would just have like 16 times the end of the stylus.
Can you build a frame?
I don't know.
Might as well crunch on something.
Okay.
Now we have the power connected.
You pick up the cables and all.
I just made some.
Well, well, well.
What is this bridge?
um
it's a bridge
we could try a bit there
hmm?
have one
alright i'm back
let's take house like
is that what you're going for?
nah, let's take house like over there
house like over there
can i see it?
i need some built so you can zoom back up now
these structures we can't cut down
so
oh i found a moustache here
can we grab it?
you want it?
Are you gonna stay down there or do you want me to come down there?
I'm gonna stay down here.
I'm coming down.
Is this where we're bombing?
Uh, the bombing, if you look on your map, you see a bomb symbol? Do you see it?
Aw, it's like, uh, yeah.
On the ground where the peasants can interfere with my operations.
What?
Congratulations on making your first V-royd.
Holy shit.
I'm running out of concrete already. God damn it.
I have 124.
Yeah.
A table?
Yep.
Okay.
Can you...
Hmm, what should you do with all of this?
This thing, can you bomb this?
Allow me?
On what?
This thing, will it destroy it?
It's like...
Goofy thing.
I just, uh, pinged it on the map.
I'm eating it, if that's gonna, like, fall.
Can you try?
I can try, but some things just don't get destroyed.
Yeah, I need to get more concrete.
I didn't realize I was gonna have to solo.
It's way more stuff than I thought when I'm here back.
I brought so much concrete as well Chad, I thought it would be more than enough.
This is what you want me to...
To bomb?
Uh, no.
You see the symbol behind?
There's a whole ass-like area.
That was a big, like, a beam of light.
You see it?
Is there an objective or is this like Minecraft?
That is an objective because you can unlock like new tiers, but there is like
a objective, but a lot of it is just kinda like, hey, do what you want, like...
It's not really like a hard goal, it's not like you have to do this, it's like, hey, if you want to progress, do this, if you don't want to, you can do whatever you want.
Are you enjoying this game? You're so lucky, it's hard to tell. Yeah, no, I mean, like, if I'm locked into a game, that means I'm having fun.
I get like, I get like non-verbal in this game, it's just so addictive, and I just like, forget to thank for 12 points.
Which is bad, but at the same time, that's good that I'm having that much fun.
It is because we're gonna be gonna fucking reach a new civilization age today
Yeah, we need like non-verbal Mario Kart. That's when you worry
Wow, did you find the place to explode?
Wow, maybe the same one I be connected my
I can't so spiders in carp launching. I think it was supposed to be
The latest like Mars yeah
He did nice and the game elicits. No, I'm entirely sure
Maybe got delayed a month. So I taste fell off talk to her on top
Shit
Why he's bitten though. I didn't notice Chad. There's a dip in views every time talk to it goes out
on the crazy easy to handle though right
there's a premium event hey there it is
wait I don't know if this is the right place
there's a giant wall that was definitely
vulnerable so confused you're gonna need
to show it to me cuz I don't know what
is what yeah it's literally a thing on
the map it's literally on the map
okay it's outside there's a wall
that you can blow up. What do you mean? What does that mean? What is that mean? Where are
you on the map? Okay, so keep running. Are you above? Below. Okay, how are you there?
So how are you below? What? And jump down. Because when you jump down there should be
something. Oh, you already bombed it. Oh, insane. Did you bomb a big wall? Like the
open the cave I went pretty low there's a gas outside do you come up found it yeah
it's way down below you are not getting yeah it's really far down from the wall
Good giant wall you can bomb.
I'm gonna guess yes, based off your silence.
It's here.
Yeah, you got it there, right?
Man.
It's supposed to be a nuclear in this game. It is possible.
We will.
The music of industrialization.
There's some rare shit in there.
Somebody here with me instead of me being by myself all the time.
You got it though, right?
Do you know one of my factory being built?
Yeah, but...
Hold up. Fucking little guy.
The creature in arachnophobia mode is really fun.
I don't, uh, I can't really see any spiders.
I don't mind seeing them.
But if you see, if you put it in arachnophobia mode,
you'll see the spiders easily.
Because they're huge fucking cats, PNGs.
So they can't hide from you.
Okay, I'm coming over to you.
Well, if you're always free of tension.
Fuck the live spiders. Yeah, this one's a fucking scary the big fucking giant fuck off spiders do and shivers down your spine
Where you told me to go
I'm getting lost now
Well, you're talking shit about me, but you're just as lost as I am. Yes, it's kind of confusing this error
I wouldn't lie this place is fucking huge and confusing
Yeah, okay, I'm sure to make it so you can get out
Yeah, 10 bullets by the way
Okay, yeah, I haven't been one this game
There's a power slide in here
Okay, Sam impure. There's a lot of cats chasing you. Oh my god, there's so many cats in here
There's a lot of cats. Yeah, I'm gonna hang around like this man
I'm gonna pick up this log. I'm gonna just do another power slide. There's a lot of power slides in here.
Oh, I think there's a big power slide up here. Oh, there's a gigaspider though. No. Oh, he killed me.
Oh, God, he killed me. He's up top. There's a power slide up there. Oh, wait, there's just one in the base.
Oh
Get average Australian player goddamn damn and I killed by the
billion players on the silver
Picture can revive you know it didn't say to be revived. Just so it's bad
I'll leave the past legs in the case. They're here
We got 10 power slugs here. Holy fuck
We do a lot I
Went to the roof. There's a there's a level 2 power slug. I'm pretty sure up there as well
I guess I'm not built for research in my view
Yeah, some people just don't got the it factor like master's chat
So is my life
Australia you are the prey and I felt like it did that guy had his way with me
The... what's in the car?
The... the fan is in pure.
Yeah, it's kinda ass, cause we've already found a pure.
And we already have a different Sam's. I don't think we're short on Sam right now.
No.
I think of anything we have way too much.
I think it's a tall number though.
Did you get the power slug?
I did.
Nice.
Oh, okay, we're nearly close to upgrading.
Very, very close.
I was playing though.
Oh, there's another power slug.
It was very pretty to be fair.
Why is that guy having camping mode?
If you hear his F on a container, you can see how many things are in there. Oh, I didn't know that.
How many hours have I been flying? I didn't know that.
Blaze? Blazers?
There's just like, blicks that like, there's a sound that blazes. It sounds just like a fucking blaze.
Like a what?
Scares you?
I feel like the blaze is there.
uh you can down remember i'm doing some some real spaghetti here track i'm
fucking spaghetti express i'm making this i'm making like a muska thing ever i
think i'm gonna make a line so that all the steel that i'm planning to make
You can get back, but like, it's pretty scoffed, yeah, oh it's a sure scoffed.
Oh, it's protecting me now. I was about to throw this through this mountain.
What?
I didn't have a choice.
You didn't have a choice?
Yeah, I know you're talking about it, I did not have a choice.
Oh! Oh my god!
Oh god.
They're away from them.
I did not have a choice, I just won that on the record.
Why didn't you have a choice?
Because I didn't have a choice.
Well, why would- what makes you say that?
Well, do you have a- look, I didn't choose to, I didn't have a choice.
You know, of course you have a choice.
Well, I didn't have a choice.
I'm a real fuckin' spaghetti I've made.
Just come jump over here, Pat. I know you want this.
Just the level of spaghetti that I'm making.
But when I make the steel plan, I figure, hey, I'm gonna-
you know, make it and then I'm gonna-
you can drag- I know you can drag, I just keep forgetting.
Red bones are tell you to our walls, the temple gift is being desecrated.
Our notes are sour still, harmony follows many star journeys.
Patterns are starting to origin vocabulary, sentence structure, topics.
How fascinating to once again solve a true mystery to be unable to create any accurate predictions.
What are you on the case?
I left and I killed all the cats.
You did?
I'm really drawn to it for cats.
They call me Juan Muit.
Yeah, let's carry it's going
Let's carry it's going on work
I love the day
Do you love to call the town?
I need to spend the day
Well, who do you love?
It's Papa Yaga from Jammuay
Yes
Yeah?
Baba Yaga
I'm 73
Don't worry
I'll make more when I get there
Oh my god, there's a big fucker right there
Jesus
Oh fucker!
That's a big guy, chat
That's a big fucking guy
Uh, it looks ginormous.
Oh, I see you. I know what you're looking at.
Look at that guy.
Two of my screels are in.
What is that thing?
Yeah, I killed one of those.
I killed the two of them.
You have? Damn, what haven't you killed?
I killed everything.
You don't know what I've seen, what I've been through.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
Alright, sure, my bad.
I forgot. I forgot who I'm talking to here.
I'm the guy from NIT.
Yeah, I forgot who I'm talking to.
One week.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's be good.
I guess I found it.
I'm sure of that.
You're killing me.
What?
You're on my land.
I'm so cold right now.
Oh, I can't run!
Yeah, that can't be.
I'll just do this before I kill that.
There.
It's dead.
Big guy?
Yep.
Okay, I have a new mission.
Can you help me?
Uh...
There's a bunch of enemies here.
They're making my...
A bunch of enemies are interfering with my...
my mining operation.
I like my operations.
You see, I like what I have to do.
These savages are making my life difficult.
Tell them what for!
I'm gonna explain what I'm doing if you want.
Who's Connor?
All operation right now.
You come to me, I can show you.
Yeah, they're getting in the way.
I killed your mom and I danced on her corpse.
I'm sorry, I can't overclock it.
Wait, you danced on who's corpse?
The mother's corpse.
You danced? Oh, you did not get that power shot of her?
Don't have a power shot? What is that?
I got one, what is it?
Where is it?
I just got it.
Can I have it?
Yeah, of course, what does it do?
Stalk.
I don't know stuff.
That's top secret classified information.
You got a timer, I'm not going to give it to you.
What does it do?
What does it do?
That's pretty cool.
Oh yeah, I can drop a few.
I'm going to come up to my...
I'm coming.
Alright.
Oh, hey, what's up?
You see me?
Look at this.
You see?
You see this?
Okay, take a good look.
Yeah, I've already appreciated that outfit.
It's full of the blood of my enemies.
That's concerning.
That's definitely concerning.
You're not my enemy, are you?
I'm just...
Which skill do you have on you right now, whether...
What kind of...
Steel beams?
Actually, you know what I should make on my new...
I've got 143 steel beams.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Alright.
Oh, hey, what's up?
You see me?
Look at this.
You see?
You see this?
33 steel beams might be useful. I see a power snoop. I will remake this in a second, but I'm gonna get it to make
45 per minute
I have 240 coming in there. That's great
I don't know how to dish better
I'll make three for math
Make solid steel ingot. It's better
Is it really?
I guess I would need two smelters there. What's that?
I want a mission
What's the mission?
Fuck me, that sounds cool.
Get open! We gotta hate bros.
I'm a sniper! I'm a sniper in this world.
I'm a sniper for you.
I'm a sniper for you.
You're pretty a sniper that has early.
Oh yeah?
They call me the snippler.
Okay.
That's pretty good.
You're a sniper wolf. I'm sniper recon.
Yeah, I'm not a sniper wolf.
It seems like a really nice place.
Sniper mouse, poor animal because of raccoon.
Raccoon sounds cool, but rat is bad and mouse is bad.
I mean, rat and mouse is not bad, but it doesn't sound as cool as a snake or dragon.
I have to drag him to some fucking big park.
Built to use organic components for communication, I am adjusting.
The FG Snipers level, you are not the current?
I am not sure what you mean.
I do run on a current, I am a digital construct.
And then we just take that, like...
Sorry I've been picking on the dude that I have to...
The eppin' meme from when he eppent?
To the best.
I forgot about you, I didn't forget you Shad, I'm just...
NumboVal I know...
NumboVal, I'm not going...
You always forget to look at...
That is such a...
Lot's of splitter action going on here, Shayun.
Mmm, yes sir.
I have four murders buried and I need more.
So increase upload speed.
We have a problem.
Guys?
Um, thanks.
He's right behind me.
We have a problem.
I have to go back and I have to leave with Connor and Carter so they don't pay attention to us.
Okay.
I have a problem.
Can we make the hike again?
I've gotten so many power slots.
Holy shit.
There's so many.
any while I was a batman she was pretty good here oh shit whoa I almost got a bailed by a fucking
ah my machine my beautiful beautiful machine of course I should thank you so much for a little
no um I live with a batman I'll be with you can you please take care of my chat yes uh show
them what I'm doing like I explained okay I'm look I'm facing you and your construction
Hmm. Why is it true?
Yeah, here's what we're doing right now. We are lacking a lot of coal and iron.
Why is this not bloody connected? I'm missing cables? That's basic bit shit.
Well, hold on, I gotta make cables. So what we're trying to do is we're trying to get
a steel factory right now. And we actually have a perfectly efficient factory which
as we know is very cool.
So, which we're converting all the coal that we've mined and all the iron into a lovely
boundary plant.
But we need to make two actually, which we'll be able to do very easily.
So we're going to make two, but right now we've got a factory coming out a lot of iron,
which is ideal because iron is our threat.
I might actually use a second sufficient, I'm not sure if it is.
Oh, actually it's kind of not efficient, as you've realized.
Oh, it is slightly inefficient.
but that's fine alright all of this is making beautiful should be making about
60 ingots per minute wow that's a lot man that's what we love to see and then we
want to turn all of this steel ingots into pretty much anything else by using
a constructor which I don't know if you can see me over here I don't know if you
can see my mask I'm gonna assume you can we're gonna build a bunch of them
And I'm running out of space even, which is crazy to think.
You're building a lot of space.
And I fucking am gonna become violent.
Oh my god, I built my floor the wrong way.
Who built their floor the wrong way?
So now that we've made the first part, which is making steel ingots,
which if you've played Minecraft you know already,
you gotta use that and make more.
We're not done yet.
What is it, champ? Efficiency never ends. Don't forget that.
Efficiency is never done.
It is merely obtained and kept.
Never forget.
Your mission is to be efficient.
It's just to accept it.
What you do, because why wouldn't you?
I'm making the steel beams now.
You're making 15 per minute.
It's quite a lot.
Think, right?
Decent.
Can you see me over here, guys?
I don't fucking know.
I'm just gonna pray.
I'm going to go on a prayer and hope you can.
It's very simple to design.
Very human.
We simply destroy the local area
and everything makes it the local area.
And we turn it into a beautiful power plant
which is ours.
It's truly magnificent, really.
It's, um...
Oh, my foot.
Very demure. Yeah, very demure for a power plant.
And just like that, in about 15 minutes or 20 minutes,
We have built steel beam producing factory now if you turn to page six your number
Jet fuel cannot melt steel beams. Oh, is that?
It can it can
The problem is that this actually is only using this factory that I built is pulling all these steel beams
This is gonna shock you. I know I know so hold on to your two belts
This is only using off
off of all the iron and
Copper were currently mining
I know I know I'm as shocked as you are actually. I think it's only using
No, actually it's not it's using it's using a quarter of the
It's using a quarter of the coal
The coal thing has already fall and the iron is only using half. So we clearly need to super scale this which we will do
We will do that. Why is this one struggling? Yeah, they're all green green means. It's perfectly efficient
And we're going to stick slugs in some of the machines at some point, I think.
I don't know.
I haven't decided yet.
But the good thing is now we have a steel beam factory, so we can turn everything into
level three if we want.
The problem is though is that we need more iron, and iron is a little far away, the
nearest iron.
It is about, I don't know how far away that is, up 400 meters, which is pretty
far.
Um, we have to get it all the way over here to make the factory truly more efficient.
Which I will do.
I will do that.
You think?
You know what I'm gonna do that?
Yeah, I will do it.
I'm gonna do that.
But right now, this thing is totally full.
But I need to...
I need to upgrade.
I'm only using a quarter of my copper.
That's so embarrassing.
Sorry, sir.
Alright, chat.
I don't...
I don't know how embarrassing myself like this, but...
This is embarrassing.
it is embarrassing
i will fix this
i will fix this
screw this up
uh...
now it's fine
question will stall, no it's not because
it's fifteen per minute
mk one hundred sixty cents
totally fine
and then this is mk three i think
or it's not
oh wait, did i just downgrade it?
oh my god i'm dumb
okay sorry, i was fixing my efficiency problem
it's all very efficient now, very demure, very efficient chat
I should pull your chat up, just so I can at least affirm a reference here.
We're in phase one or two. Actually, I think after building all of this plant,
I think we might have enough materials in phase two.
I do need to go check.
But I think we have enough to be phase two, I think.
I would imagine we have enough to be phase two.
In phase two, I think it gives us a lot more stuff that we can unlock.
I think mainly we can get nuclear power?
I should mark?
I actually don't know if that's true.
The nuclear power would be nuts, and I don't really think I want to give mouse nukes.
Give mouse with nukes is a dangerous thing.
And we get trains? Oh, trains would be sick.
Who doesn't want trains, chat?
I want trains.
Nuclear space fall. Dammit.
At least we get trains. Trains are cool.
Let mouse become Oppenheimer. I don't know if that's a great idea.
I think that would be a bad idea.
But I'm down to find out, you know, I'm down to find out if it should be a bit of a bad idea or not, you know.
I'm not one to shy away.
So, you know, I'm down to try.
Trains and fuel production. Yeah, well you need oil, which I think Mouse will be excited about.
The prospect of being going like, oh, I gotta get me some oil!
I could just imagine Mouse would be pumped about that.
All right, so I'm gonna expand the platform out because I think the area that we're gonna have to build in
To what I'm gonna see my vision chat. Yeah, it's something of a visionary
And if you know that
You might not you might not have heard the news. I'm a visionary. It's fine. It's now
As I decided I'm out of steel plates already. That's quite bad. I'm already out of concrete and steel plates. Oh
oh my lord I have to go back okay that way right here I'm going to watch it wait
I can make a steel case right here she feels so lame to hand make plates why
not get nothing else today chat I'm gonna go pee real quick that's a trap
behave be nice all right I gotta go piss leave it in big monkey okay
Hey, chat, I'm back.
Sorry about that.
All right, put a bunch of steel plates.
And I was thinking awesome.
My head, I was thinking like, what do I need to do?
So, couple of things I gotta do.
I wanna really build out this area
and let it thrive, frankly.
Don't I mean chat?
So, I'm gonna bring it back to Master's Chat.
That's leaving for a second, all right?
I'm simply going to go and get some concrete.
I realize now, god damn, concrete goes really fucking fast in this game.
And I don't know why.
Maybe it's...
Maybe I'm too needy.
Am I crazy? Are you out of my needy?
I don't think so.
Ah!
You can never have too much. Yeah, I'm realizing...
You can never have too much concrete.
You have a skybridge? Because you build skybridges everywhere.
Oh, I'm sorry. Now we're pointing fingers, huh?
How about we talk about how useful the skybridges are instead of judging how the skybridges?
No one thought to think how useful the skybridges?
Hmm. The trains are like skybridges.
Yeah, and then when we get the trains, we'll make more skybridges, specifically for the trains.
Hmm.
And then we can make the the woof woof Sea Dog Express. Oh, this is such a horrible belt
ugly-ass bridge. It's actually fucking hideous. I'm ugly-ass bridge. Nooo!
Just a tad needy. I think the concrete is very needy. That's fine. We allow it. The concrete
bills are capitalistic dreams. So we don't mind it. Now you got to walk like a peasant.
I'd, okay, I would rather die than be a peasant.
Walk.
That's why I take to the skies, chat.
We might have enough frameworks as well
to master chat as well, on mine.
If you look at the frameworks, the top right,
I think we might have enough by now.
So I'm gonna go check on that and see if we do.
Doesn't mention Northern England,
not from England, from Wales.
Also, we really would love to redo this.
But I loved you, I mean I think I would end my life if I had to redo this, I'm not gonna
touch it.
I can show you the world.
I need this spider shit in my inventory.
Oh this coal.
What a coal in my inventory, am I sent to the fuck?
And to look an ass with coal in his inventory.
Let's see if we have enough to complete phase 2 chat and unlock our next phase,
which actually would be really sick.
Honestly we could have done this ages ago if I had just realized what it took to
like build them but I just didn't follow. Oh we might have enough one, two, three, four.
It's so great. Oh we're so close. We're really really close. Oh my gosh. New overclock it?
I don't have the power core. I'd love to overclock it, but I don't have a power core.
I think Mouse has them. We've got 150 off. Dude, that's crazy. And then we can begin
the next phase chat. Imagine all the efficiencies we can unlock at the next phase together chat.
We could become so efficient together you and I chat. All the oil. Oh we're gonna get
some oil! Yes sir! Get some oil in here! Oh I was just telling about the efficiencies
I'm coming
We're so close to beating face to
Yeah
Okay, did you do you see the foundation I built? I don't think you have any steel plates or concrete though, right?
So I don't think you can build anything
Maybe just get some power spheres and bring up great more stuff. Oh
Another thing you could do
I'm gonna keep building a steel plan and you could unlock the new age for us
I don't know if you currently see how close we are to face to
You see how close we are to face to
Getting the upgraded upload thing for the items would be good as well
Okay, well, I guess that that would help a lot and also if you don't mind because I'm gonna be quite far away
you could move the
last 140 out of those things that we need into the you see the top right need
about a hundred and forty the frameworks you see it in the top right we need about
a hundred and forty of those things and they're being built so I need to move
them now they're the coal power plant all the one that we have really far away
you know you know right at the end yeah yeah so I just got all the
that were being made so it may take like 20 minutes I think for them to finish
being made. I'll talk about half an hour so if you just go there in half an hour
and put them in the big thing that would be great.
I'm gonna go baby!
Nice.
Well first I have to put my hand brace on.
You run using it?
Yeah I put it, took it off.
Why?
It's a world bathroom.
Oh, okay. That's a valid reason.
Why not?
Uh, but data's everything. You don't need that.
And on that 19 years?
Nah, it's what the liberals want me to do. And I won't do it.
Mmm.
Dude, drink you today.
Do you drink from the day water?
What are you saying?
I always drink from other day water freshest air is
I think of vaginas is very difficult
Is it?
I'm saying
Mugs and birdies balls
Mugs and villagals
Yeah, I wish I could
see you
how high up I am
at this point
What did you ask me to do yet?
You already forgot!
Yes!
Josh, down it.
Oh, Lord of the Colt, please.
We'll Conor acquire new weapons of mass destruction.
Uh, well, we will have oil.
So surely that'll lead to some...
...underdevelopments.
And the other explosives?
You knew him? You already started leaving, right?
Where are you?
Oh, that's fine. Wait.
Oh, no, that's fine.
No, I can go back.
Uh, I-isma-genuin, I-라고
What do you mean? You're blow up!
A-Yeah, good good
Come on燃 sure
A-Listen, I know you would want to blow things up, I-Iam sure
Wha~~~~
I know you are lost for blowing things up
No no no
Not everything is violence... Oh God
Don't bullbite on me bro
Yeah I saw that
It looked cool
Sarangu
The music May
I like James Corden, he's my favorite.
Love James Corden, I think he's very funny, he's hilarious, I've also heard he's a really
nice guy.
I've heard the same thing.
I'm gonna need to stop the cat.
No cat here guys, this time.
You also enjoy PDT, yeah he makes very good music.
What the fuck on it?
When I'm getting lonely, I listen to PDD, R R Kelly, uh, who else?
Who else do I listen to, guys?
I don't know, you told me!
Who else do I listen to?
Aikon?
Yeah, Kanye West, yes.
Puss Praik, yes.
All of those artists I find very good.
Gary Glitter, that's a very British reference.
Just a very interesting fellow.
How much fucking copper wire do I have?
Wait, why is he using it for my the supply on the PC?
Why does it do that shit? I just realized.
You just told me, Targer?
Why does it have no panel?
Does that make any fucking sense?
Anyone tell me the reason for the final set of Spectre Stream?
I'll just play it a little bit and I'll just stop this for now.
But I do like it a lot and I don't know what I'm talking about.
He said he doesn't want to play with me anymore, as well.
I'm gonna be pleased.
You're a temple?
If I had a body, it would be a temple.
You have no body.
Oh, I don't think we're on the same line here.
God.
You see lines where there occurs.
These are all dense, iron lines.
I will continue gathering data, I suppose.
I'm fucking flabbergasted.
Only fuck.
I'm fucking flying.
I'm fucking flabbergasted.
Oh, I just kind of...
Uh...
Made a little bit of a...
I don't know how I just interleaded wires.
Like the power in my base was not, like, shooty correctly.
Yeah, fuck you all.
Didn't do a bit of a fuck you all.
Alright, so some of these have no power.
I'm gonna rebuild all of this now, now that I know how efficient it all is.
So each one requires 40.
And this one can output 480.
I need 12 Foundrys for this math to make.
That's so many Foundrys, Jeff.
Have you been using the overclocking?
No, I don't have any power core, I only have power core at 0 o'clock.
And then this is getting 480 as well.
480, how many foundries do I need for that?
That's an insane amount, holy.
480, 5x30 is 16 foundries.
Jesus Christ.
I got back here later.
I don't know.
There's an N for in-game calculation.
There's a blue printing.
I don't know what blue printing is.
Oh yeah, we unlocked that and I don't know what it did.
I didn't even bother like...
Save them.
What is this? What is this? What?
I think I need a lot more room to do what I want to do here.
I don't have enough steel.
I need to split all of this ore into many, many, and...
...andry.
Ah, so I need to split it into eventually 16.
I've had a tree of 16.
Could go...
...8.
Merge... Oh my god, this is already so...
...predicular.
What the fuck, dude? Follow me all the way over here?
Jesus!
For this little fucker.
Yeah, I'm gonna send real big boys splitters in coming.
I ate eight splitters.
Make it like, as efficient as I want it to be.
Bro, if you just to learn manifolds, I literally am about to use manifolds.
You need to literally...
I'm literally about to do that.
Like literally manifolds.
I'm literally about to do that like literally right now.
I'm making manifolds right now, Jacks.
That is something I'm literally doing.
He's locked in and I'm locked in we're gonna see some fucking gigo-efficiencies they incoming
37 yeah, but you gotta wait maybe like 15 more minutes
I'm about to make my magnum office right here. What's your mind? Oh, it's
Yeah
Tell us when I do my best yet. This is my game in my most beautiful a fishing factory yet
We're talking ten times the graphics ten times the steel production
You bring me something you bring me like a thousand steel sheets are the iron sheets
The plate either plates. Sorry. Sorry the plates. I
I need like a thousand this Magnum Opus factory. That's the efficiency income.
All right I got a thousand for you. Where are you?
Actually 1200, very 1200.
What?
I'm back at my, well the elephant we had going. I'm sorry.
I'm on a generational run right now. Okay so you're 480 and then we need to split it into foundries.
We need, we have two, we have four hundred and eighty coal coming in.
And so we need twelve foundrys.
I got a split.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Yeah, the power is actually going to be a big factor.
My calculation is right here, I can feed this many smelting things, okay?
It's my calculation, you're correct.
My calculation, correct.
Which they always are.
No way, am I a half efficiency here?
Wait, I ain't to double what I have right now.
Wait.
No.
I have eight.
Eight times- Oh, I'm in half.
I'm in half what I need right now, chat.
Oh my god.
This is gonna be crazy.
How could I make such a simple math error?
How could I make such a simple mistake?
How could I make such a simple mistake?
Satoru could have never predicted this.
I'm gonna- No fucking-
I'm gonna be so efficient.
I'm not even gonna say anything bad about me ever again in high school.
What are you going in? 120 going in.
60 going in each side. Here we go, double it.
Double it and give it to the next person. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
And heard off. This is a lot of people who can see that.
Scared lesser men.
Not me and Chad.
The dangers that I've kind of messed up a little bit here.
There was a lot prettier than all.
Wasn't it? But, uh, hey.
A lot less pretty now, but, uh...
We're gonna get a job done.
Oh my goodness gracious.
God damn it, I thought it was gonna be a fucking scene.
It's not a spear.
I'm on my way.
I'm on my way.
I heard the rucks look like a blight.
I don't know, but everything looks like ass around here.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I'm mad.
Well, you think it's a little right out there on a great street?
Huh?
Holy fuck, chat.
This looks insane.
Uh, when you get here, you're gonna hopefully be amazed.
I gotta consider what I'm making right here.
This is gorgeous, really, industrial masterpiece, man, I hope so.
All my power poles.
This is what the founding fathers doing, though, this is...
Did you just shine things?
Oh no.
I'm making production on a scale that is gonna...
It's gonna scale less, I mean.
Something so unfathomably beautiful.
of random scale so pure in its intentions oh I thought it counted
correctly oh my god yeah oh you should be enough materials for you to be able
to um like build telephone poles no it's not like that line no no no it's like
I don't know how to explain it to you it's like hanging from a ceiling oh what the
fuck maybe build platforms up to it okay give me a minute I'm currently making a
I'm magnum opus
Oh, I'm not at all you're magnum opus
You're gonna be...
...infrared
If you're not
Or I guess
What the fuck are you?
In heaven
Okay, so I'm...
...I'm...
...I'm gonna get rid of all this shit so I can...
...oh my god this factory is beautiful!
Okay so I have them
And then I...
...oh wait hold up chat
So I got a...
...480
And uh, we are 40, 12, so I need to split all this stuff into 12.
I'm here.
I need...
Are you?
Look at this magnum open-sick factory, bro.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
You sound like you're the one that built it.
What?
Why wouldn't I?
You just sound really excited.
And why wouldn't I be?
I wouldn't do it.
Look at what I've created!
Look at it!
It's everything I ever wanted and more
Yeah
Actually, like you make a storage. Can you make a storage here?
What did you say?
Did you say no?
This is a game
Why does it sound like excited about that?
You're like, yeah
Okay
Oh my lord. Wow, do you think you're making fun of me huh? What? Do you think you're making fun of me? I'm not making fun of you. Together. There. Storage. Make a storage. Where? Don't constantly ping you'll forget. I realize I want to split this into two. Why is this not official? Why does it only have 71? What does that make sense? You want me to put all the players in here? Yeah.
for all across the land.
Oh, because it's a hole.
Right, right.
Here's what?
Never mind, goodbye.
What?
See you on the flipside, gorgeous.
What?
We'll fairly get the stuff in.
I need some bullets.
I need more bullets!
And then the jet monkey is so large.
It's...
Please, do the same once in a while.
It's gonna come down.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I don't really donate, but this is to a reality shaping streamer and her toy.
Spaghetti? Yeah, the spaghetti is a little intense.
Yeah, if you wanna-
The old man's right here, baby.
A wife or a nine?
How do you deal with them?
I killed them.
Not for spaghetti?
Look, Chad, there has to be spaghetti.
There has to be a little bit of spaghetti, okay?
Get over it.
Um...
No, no, no, no, no.
What's underground?
That's not good.
This is gonna look crazy.
I think it's already looking crazy, Chad.
For quants, dragon raised the bell.
I'm not leaving it.
Our life was a hit.
Um...
I have no use for blood.
This is... this is...
16 pounds.
It's 12 of these.
Interesting.
I can feed them into each other.
I can split into 12.
Consume the blood!
You want me to blow the blood?
You must consume, quants. Consume.
Mmm, nice.
Yeah, math floods are annoying.
Huh?
Like, you're not working.
And so, follow the tip.
I've got all the spears, so I'm gonna go check, and then I'll go...
I'm gonna upgrade the upload speed.
Ooh, very nice.
I'm gonna be great at it.
Range was nice, I got the rifle.
Damn right, I will.
You can hear the gears in my head.
Oh, fuck you.
It's hard!
It's more guy.
It is.
Yeah, you are.
What's the problem?
Wait, I think I have enough.
I'm on my way home to upgrade this Connor.
face to this nice on the way don't you want to be there to see it uh i think i'll see it
there from here when it's gonna happen so bad there's a loss the game fucking bugged out on me
and softlocked me oh i feel i'm not gonna have to restart the game in order to play it
and i didn't want it they fix a lot of things also like the advertising game completely different
for the 1 and actually 8.
I did hear that.
I did hear that they pissed a lot of people off for the 1 and actually 8.
Well it was supposed to be like a straight up horror game and it was and it was more like a job sim game.
Yeah I mean that's not good.
Honestly like I don't mind because you know I don't mind.
Yeah I mean I know you wouldn't mind that.
You're the one person who wouldn't mind finding out that the thing is a job sim game.
I'm not a job sim but a lot more horror and plus it was so boogie.
It's like scenes that weren't even playing for me and things that weren't even working.
Oh, yeah, that's not ideal.
Big spaghet.
It was supposed to be a magnum opus, yeah.
That's the magnum fucking burden.
This is psycho.
This is not psycho.
It's just-
It's not psycho.
It just started out as being beautiful,
and it is no longer beautiful.
Which is fine.
Now it's scuffed, Jack.
I think now it's fair to say that this is scuffed.
What about this mouse could say, however comma, however comma, it will work.
It will.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
A riddle for those who love doggos.
A journey to the beach northwest beneath the arch.
A cave above the tide and new helmet to try on.
A den of doggos to adore.
Man, I suck at riddles, I know.
I used to give 4 to 3.
And right now I've done 4 of these.
I used to go into 3 of these.
This one's right. This one's only 4.
Um...
Yeah.
There's certain beauties that...
Okay, one you find the beauty of.
Now I figure that.
Okay.
You could just manifold it.
What? I fucking manifold you, huh?
What the heck?
It's going from here?
Ah, shit.
Oh, look at this.
It's all my dues. It works, okay?
That's all that matters. It doesn't... it's not clean, but it works.
I'm making... moving special. I'm making something generations to speak of.
Can I just put it in here?
Yeah, drag it in. Oh, we got a new age?
Or do I drag it in here?
Into the... the thing.
Oh.
Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. This isn't supposed to go in here.
I'm excited.
I'm pulling the lever.
Wanna look at me, uh...
Yes, sir?
Welcome to the Project Assembly Pioneer Progress Presentation.
Congratulations, the Phase 2 project part shipment is now ready for delivery.
Okay.
On delivery, Phase 2 will be completed and the construction dock will be constructed.
After completion of Phase 2, the technologies of tiers 5 and 6 will become available in the hub.
These might feel intimidating after your previous experience, but rest assured that you would not be here if you were entirely incompetent.
Highlights are oil production, railway transportation, oil production, and more.
Completing Phase 3 of Project Disassembly is your next main objective.
Just remember to focus on producing and delivering the project parts, and fix its faith in you will be strengthened.
Okay, is it?
I guess it's there.
Oh, it's there.
Oh wait, no, no, no, no. Something's happening in the station, isn't it?
What's moving?
There's no...
Oh, you gotta pull the switch all the way.
Really?
Yeah, on the launcher thing. You have to pull all the way.
Shooting things out. Oh, okay, it's coming down.
This tour of Project Assembly completed.
You've been performing more adequately under pressure and are closer than ever to saving the day.
Perhaps you were the right choice for the job.
Now, time will tell.
You will now enter Phase 3 of the Project Assembly.
Continue as you are, and there should be no issue.
For humanity.
For Fix-It.
Dude, look at it.
I think pretty big.
Eh, I think later on we might be able to.
Let me get plenty of those.
In the voice of Snake.
Dude, I want you to affect so bad.
Oh, we really need oil buses in Connorsville bag.
You don't have to tell me
The moral trends on state
Oh, we can we can make the jetpack really quickly I'm from this certainly enough stuff to make that I'm pretty certain
Oh, I can go and get it.
Three-style Michelin pasta.
This is spaghetti.
Oh, spaghetti all wrong again.
One, two, three.
Okay, it's done.
What's done?
Fucking Magnemopus.
Magnemopus is scuffed.
This is the most scuffed Magnemopus whole time.
But it is that.
I want a shadow only for the jetpack, please.
It started out so clean.
And then it's finished.
Only like this in Minecraft.
Well that might happen.
I was worried about that.
Oh, that's another problem.
No.
Oh, I was really hoping that wouldn't happen.
Oh...
Aw.
My main defense against that was a fucking prayer.
What happened?
Uh...
New.
Luckily...
I wasn't blaming you.
We know how much you like to do that.
Can you turn the electricity back on, please?
Can you turn the electricity back on?
Uh, yeah, from the 24th?
Yep, 24th.
Mmm, that's what I was worried about.
Yeah, we're at capacity.
At capacity?
My gear factory, although extremely beautiful and cool and everyone's talking about it.
It is, unfortunately.
Bad for business.
Dimensional upload speed increased.
All of the kinetic and thermal energy released during matter conversion has now been repurposed to aid with dimensional shifting
Along with other parts to pass through for free
I assure you that would be a most unhealthy action for the pioneer to take
Nothing's not connected. Okay, hold up. They're invoicing. No, no, don't invoicing.
Let's get all the stuff together to make the get-go
Oh, they are, they are.
Go to fuel your factory.
Oh, God!
If you have crude oil, are you able to reset oil?
Because I think we need to find some.
Uh, that's fine.
Once we do it, the factory can do that.
Okay, then, um, well, we can't build anything right now, because we don't have electricity.
Can we fix this problem?
Well, we need more power.
I don't know if any of the, maybe the generator is at the base on running, maybe that could
I'll just put it on the edge here.
We've got a million cables.
There's a cable bin next to where the steel bars are.
A mass consumption is 1,400.
Yeah, but I'm not at that.
We're at least 400 down.
Man, I'm coming over by the way.
So I need to fix this problem that we're having.
No cables.
It's pretty fun. It's kind of fun. I mean if you like building, you'll enjoy it.
There's a million cables.
I told you, near the iron factory.
Yeah, I can't find it.
You've gotten it like 19 times. How can you not find it?
So, the rotors, right?
There should be a factory that's making something else next to the rotors.
Like a big factory.
It's all mated wiring.
Yeah, so look into that big factory the automated wiring is a big cable factory is feeding into it
There's a big storage container that should be full of them. There is. I know there is I built it
All the wires used up. There's no way all the wires used up. It's impossible
Think all the wires are used up
No, no, no. It's not possible
Everything is dead
of wires
It's... of wires! It's empty!
There's no way it's empty. I'm coming. I'm coming
Hey, better be coming.
It's empty.
I want cables.
It's empty.
It's empty.
It's empty.
Yeah.
Make it up.
Wait, is my radio going through them way quicker than...
Okay, well we don't have any cables now.
We need to restart.
How many... how much biofield do you have?
Yeah.
Do you remember those overclocking things?
Overclocking things you have them, yeah?
The slugs.
I think it it doesn't it needs something else it needs a power shard yeah can you
maybe like making you like eight and then I could fix this and then I can put
it in our power generators to make overclock the cold generators and then
problem should be fixed.
I mean, uh, if you could make, wait, what?
There's a difference between Power Shard 1, 2, and 5.
I need, oh wait, I need 40 Power Shards.
Wait, what?
Oh, it's a different slug.
Wait, okay, can you look at my, uh, seriously, come here for a second.
Can I come to this machine?
Let me explain.
When you go in this machine, for example, you click it, see, right?
You hover over the PowerShard, where you can put them in on the clock speed in the middle,
right below the middle.
So you can see when you hover over it, it tells you like PowerShard 1,
you can make it with one slot, PowerShard 2 you make with that, PowerShard 5 you make with that.
I want to overclock them.
PowerShard 5 is the most powerful one.
Okay, how many of the fives can we make?
I can go ahead and grab them from the level chest.
I'll check on them.
It's the amount, not the level. Oh, I see. Okay.
I'm sure- Is it okay if I- I took all those slugs out of the chest and went to the Mawland Power Shards?
They need me more because I have like 20 blue ones, 5 yellow ones, and 3 purple ones.
Aw, yeah, I need- Yeah, yeah.
Can I get- Yeah, can I get like 15? Yeah.
Oh, okay. Oh, yes. This should be enough. I think I think so. Let's find out
Let's find out
Then motors we should be able to make a fuck ton of motor
There should be an over over amount of status. I think right
There should be a box with like status in them near the the automated wiring factory
You never listen to me, I get it.
I'm listening! What do you say?
The status to make the motors, there should be an overabundance of status somewhere.
If you go to where the automated wiring is being made.
Which you know where that is, right?
Yep, the place where I was looking you were like, oh, of course it's not.
Yep, exactly, exactly. There should be a bunch of status feeding into the automated wiring machine.
Like, because that's like one of the parts.
Where am I going? I'm going to make my coal factory 200% more efficient.
Overclocking costs a huge amount of power.
Who asked?
I can make exactly 50 more.
Oh hell yeah.
Crazy.
Do you know it needs more coal and water?
It's only to turn it on.
We need to stabilize it.
You wouldn't stabilize without water?
I'm aware of this.
Stabilize your water, Connor.
Man, I'm sorry. Damn it.
Metal plates.
Metal plates?
Uh, like the ones you brought me.
Uh, same place, uh, where I got them from when you ripped me them last time.
All right.
What's that?
Old place.
Old place?
We steal, steal, steal?
What do you, we are?
I'm confused.
What do you, hmm?
Never did we search PowerSweets.
We searched a PowerSweets.
I didn't.
I'm named PowerSweets.
I, I honestly, I don't know how they work.
I didn't think about it.
It's very small.
Conceasing what I'm doing right now.
I'm making cables by now.
I'm making cables by now.
I'm making cables by now.
I'm making cables by now.
I'm making cables by now.
I'm making cables by now.
Why is it making cables in my head?
The old fashioned way, huh?
Yep.
Okay, one perhaps go better than that.
I think the problem is the...
I don't think the, um...
I don't have the MKT part.
I have this so neat.
And that's not neat.
This one should be running out of water though, though.
I just got a direct pump.
Oh my god, we're sucking all the water out of the earth!
I'm from the larger group.
You're right.
That's why I wasn't pumping anything.
This one's getting water.
Yeah, go kill the enderine.
I have a story I've been drawing right now.
I've been in the woods.
They'll play.
What the fuck is going on in here on this day?
Oh, it needs a pump.
Oh, it needs a pump.
Why isn't it taking the water?
Oh, it isn't.
It is taking the water.
No.
Oh, it's going faster as well.
What the fuck?
Why is it so fast?
I've just not been using anything.
From the creatures on the ground?
Now that all the pumps are working,
yeah, I'm going to turn on all the electricity back.
Just for work, hopefully.
Let's go back to the grid now.
Okay, I fixed our problems now. I'm sure we will get
Because I'm busting everything I gotta do I gotta do one pump her
Well, this sucked well
When I had such a beautiful layout this factory too
Oh, it's okay. It's okay. My own inadequacies of course. Better engineer with a... no, please.
I think you're a great engineer. I think you're doing great. Don't start yourself short, buddy.
I'm gonna say it like that. Just say buddy.
You now want me to play, buddy?
No, it sounds like I'm like a little fucking loser kid who doesn't know how to make shit.
I think you're predicting.
And I don't know why I put this pump there. I don't know like how I would do a great channel.
This channel sounds kind of nice.
Like this water shouldn't even be close.
You know? But what's going on here?
And you're still gonna pump. I'm told I'm sure how far the pump will go in the direction of the angle.
Then you post a... This consumption doesn't look the same.
Like it should be not even a nightly struggle.
You know?
I'm sorry.
Milestone reached. Fix it has granted you the power of flight, provided you have a jetpack and the appropriate fuels.
The jetpack refills automatically while you are standing on a surface, and different fuel types will affect the jetpack's functionality.
With this increased versatility you will no doubt achieve efficiency levels previously unheard of.
I want a big pill.
Yes. I think I fixed the problem. These water pumps are so strange.
All these dismantle crates everywhere.
Uh, can you give it to those?
Is that not long enough to say?
Why do you have them?
Proficiency.
What do you mean proficiency?
How is this sufficient to have all this day here?
One question, how do you run your house, alright?
This is our house.
Yeah?
Yeah, and I'm questioning.
Now, we both have to live here.
I'm just asking.
What is the purpose of this?
What are those walls?
Those creaks!
There's a...
I didn't have room
And you know...
You know how it isn't room and shit
But like that was just like a problem I was dealing with
Why didn't you just drop it on the floor?
Uh...
Why did I just do that?
Why didn't you just drop the shit on the floor?
Well you see I...
Well that's kinda what I was...
Trying to do...
unusual when you put it like that but there really was a method to the madness
I'll be honest with you I'm not entirely sure how to answer the question yeah I'm
not sure I'm having a mental breakdown but I'm hoping this will fix all my
problems you can do dismantle them do you know if you can do that that'd be
fantastic okay let's see if this works now let's find out if I fixed it
everything is overclocked for max everything is its own dedicated water
a pump, connect it back, everything stays online, we're Gucci. I don't have the amount
to reach my consumption, but my other, my other factor's gonna come online in a moment
chat. Why's my production going from 12? Why's it, why's it altering so much? What's
going on?
Any minute now for sure.
your cold production plants built overclocking honestly soon so I mean
two belts and three belts you call might be a problem man it's crazy I just like
whenever I like want to do something like another problem pops up and let's
with that
two real two real
such as life in a factory
uh... yeah
i'm the best
no i'm the best
no these are like great problems to have
but i've
expanded too much
my reach is too
large that i am now struggling
to maintain though
that's a cool problem to have
i think like the machine's working
Uh, yeah, I think everything should be fine.
I just need to get back over here real quick.
Where can I find rotors?
Rotors?
Next to the adaptive wiring factory in the base.
You know what that is, right?
You wouldn't forget where I made that factory, would you?
No.
Alright, that's what I thought.
If you did forget, you'd be very, very angry.
You'd be extremely angry.
If you don't take it seriously.
I'm taking it very seriously.
We, we, if you even have to make tricky motors, right, you're doing that, aren't you?
I already used a tricky motor.
What?
I think I can make them again.
Yeah, they make the jet pack, of course.
Okay.
That's fine.
The door?
That pack sounds fine, I want that.
Oh, I mean, I don't know how fast you go.
Did you get all the steel pipes?
Because we're missing 30.
Does that mean you just...
I didn't get all of them.
Oh, okay.
Well, I forgot to put them in a second minute.
I've actually just given up on trying to figure out where to put that minor because
But what a guy walking and I you know, I'm still like
Unfuckin' out
That's from a disaster thing. So I thought I'd laugh it off. I'll laugh it off
Couple of sheets. You should have
Abundance, huh? How long Zen mode?
Mmm, no
That is not a game. I would never go there
Yeah, yeah, we can make them we have
Give a giant steel beam factory
I need to go check on it. The thing right now I'd have to go because it was gone.
Yeah, okay, hold up.
Yeah, but like, I'm just gonna...
There's a lot of steel pipes right now as well. Holy fuck.
There's steel beams, the lingots.
Now we will actually, by the way, have an access of wires.
Finally.
Why is there no power? I just powered you.
Don't bother me like this.
You fear that he never hooked his own mind to power yet.
Hey dude, what are you talking about?
Don't lie to me.
Why do you look like you haven't slept in two years?
Because I'm fucking locked in.
That's what happens when you're locked in, Shay.
You don't sleep.
You're fucking locked in.
Uh...
What's up?
I'm gonna get some, uh...
Be real quick.
Yeah, you're getting something to eat?
What are you eating?
I think I'm being...
Oh, okay.
He's making up.
What's that?
Nothing.
I heard screaming.
Yes, the fellow thank you so much for the raid I hope you had a great stream.
I was not screaming, what did you get?
Erky.
Oh, are you making the beams?
What?
Oh, beams, oh these are beams.
Well, milestone reached.
You'll be able to now be extracted and refined to produce various industrially beneficial parts.
The by-products of these processes will require careful management, but a capable pioneer such as yourself surely understands that.
Too many people in addition, these pipelines can now be optimized with valves to limit and balance their throughput.
These were initially left out because Fixit did not want to overwhelm pioneers with Tomzak's pipeline management,
but they had searched and re-added after my impassioned defense of their capabilities.
Oh my god, we could search for crude oil in the house.
I need to make it up 2000 meters away what plastic oil okay you just need crude
oil oh okay so we just made crude oil I'm really not getting my cold power
I definitely did shit. I'm going to get one. Okay, can you mark it on the map?
I agree though. No, you should always see more. No, I agree though.
The MK2 miner isn't connected. Yeah, I don't give a fuck about that one, but all my power plants are connected.
Who's the fucking bow? Did you tell me it wasn't connected? You're fucking wrong.
One thing doesn't have their own dedicated.
The mine are not generated
Get me hostile in the lead
Is it actually?
Yep
Like right next to it?
Like right next to it
Ooh, born by the name of Mazele you
That's fine I think
What if there's a pure nearby?
I can try to look
Yeah, check, check
Why is there no water coming into this one?
Oh my god, no much oil around
Oh, missing something, check
Someone say oil, yeah!
Pumping water?
Pumping water?
Is it oil?
No, no
Well, there's one right next to your magnum over there, you know, there's one all lights. I'll come over there in a second
Okay, let me uh
Yeah
That's our next step
Well, we're just building America here.
Alright, there we go. Everything in production capacity.
Okay, cool. We can now start our oil business.
Alright, pixel the electricity problems now.
We should be good for our oil expansion.
Are you excited?
I'm so excited I want to be there.
Oh, I'm doing anything yet.
Well, I gotta look at the refinery and the oil extractor.
What do you need, motors?
How many motors do you have?
Hmm, okay, this means a lot.
You're 25.
So what do you find?
And I'm guessing where you're gonna need a lot of pipes?
You should really make a bigger power plant.
My power plant is fucking immaculate.
I will kill you if you really talk ill of it every game.
Did I speak? Did I say anything wrong?
What the heck?
This isn't not the best power plant of all time.
All right, I think...
I think you need to calm down.
You think I need to be more calm?
You know what, your power plant is amazing.
Now you can talk a little bit. You can talk a little bit about that, I don't mind.
Why?
Uh, I'm chill. I'm chill with you.
You're chill with me?
I'm chill with you.
I'll call you.
Yeah.
And then sparkling water.
You know how I get when I have my hmmm sparkling hmmm water.
Oh no, he's crazy.
You've got to sparkly water.
You know how I get, chat.
I'm gonna get all the motes required. I don't know how many we need, but I'm just gonna make a bunch of them.
I will see you in the near future. We'll need a motor factory, but that is not my problem now.
You all right? You want more than one refinery?
Look, I know. I know we're gonna need a lot.
But right now, this is the only oil we know of in our great kingdom of oil, Topia.
I've named it that.
Kingdom of oil, Topia?
Yeah, I'm thinking that's the way I want to go.
So it's America too.
Yes.
The name of the city is Ratlandia.
You're going to come over here and share
with us whatever it is.
I'm getting the equipment for it.
B-America.
Oh, I like that.
B-America.
What do you think about that?
B-America?
B-America.
B-America?
We like the B-America.
I'm coming.
I'm coming!
Oh my god.
I just found a normal and a pure oil node right next to you.
Wait, where?
Right next to your factory!
Dude, I knew it was a good factory.
You're back to focus!
Remember, I might need to bring more materials then, but for now I guess I'll just kill them.
You're the most loved. You're gonna be like, whoa, mouse, I can't believe you found this amazing spot.
Okay, let me see an albcy if I say that.
Is the oil in the middle of the lake?
No.
Oh, okay.
to discover the joys of fluid dynamics what do you think my degree is in not
fluid dynamics but that was one of my those one of my modules I had to learn
fluid dynamics one two and three is very difficult my degree was in mechanical
but we had zero fluid mechanics there's so many biomes you only discovered two
of them okay you can help a lot of chat okay I'm going to my magnum opus
You see me? Welcome to Jurassic Park. I'm flying down. Give me a hit. I'm at the
Megamopers. Okay okay okay. Alt. Alt what? Alt and then click. Click what? Click on these.
Where are you?
Right next to your dynamobus.
Right here.
I don't see you.
Oh, there you are, there you are.
This would be beautiful, Oz.
Ooh, okay.
Take a look at them for yourself.
This is a pair of one here.
This is fantastic.
Okay, let's...
Why do you have to stay friends to me?
Now, see where the greatest?
You've done it again.
I gosh, you've done it.
Wait, what's- oh, this is the refinery. I don't want the refinery. I want the oil extractor. There we go.
It's cold last!
Look at that. Boom.
Beautiful.
Beautiful freedom.
Coming out of Mother Nature's veins.
Alright, there you go. It's extracting.
Look at that. Boom!
Extracting away. Okay, now we gotta pump it into a refinery and get some play out.
Oh, cool!
It pumps out...
240 per minute.
But we could overclock it.
Which maybe we want to do.
But how many refineries are you going to need?
I don't even have no concept of how much oil this is going to produce.
Let's just build it and find out.
What's that that can go into it?
What does it need?
If I want to make plastic where we need polymer resin.
What?
A byproduct of crude oil refinement.
What the fuck?
Farter is going to love learning about oil.
Oh, I see.
Wait.
What the fuck is this?
I need everything that well makes for the next step in our life.
It makes 220 plastics.
This thing is gigapumping though.
This is extracting 600 square per... What?
Hey, this is... We gotta make like 19 refineries for all this.
Uh, we just need way more mo- way.
I don't even know how to... How are we...
Rescuing for the refinery?
We shouldn't have enough motors.
You notice.
Can you go make modus please?
What?
Or not, you know how to make them, right?
To go back home.
Food or a residue.
How do I do it?
Yeah, I think the problem is that we don't have a lot of rotors or status.
What I can do is I can go and pause the...
I'll go get it.
So I think we've paused the factory that's making adaptive wiring.
I don't actually think we need any more adaptive wiring.
I don't think we have enough.
No.
You know what I mean?
pause that machine you know how to pause a machine
no
that's fine
um on each machine there's like a red switch
like a wall switch
and you can just uh
turn that off it's ok
so we're gonna turn off the adaptive wiring
machine
you just turn it right now
I know chat we will not
everyone's laughing at how you can give enough
I know we won't have it at some point but right now it doesn't matter
I already forgot the math
Hey, this is maxed out efficiency, hey.
John is streaming out of the ring?
No, yeah.
What?
No way, that doesn't sound right.
Oh, it is 180.
Hey, I just realized this is all dumb.
It's an outputting 60 a minute.
Oh my god, he is streaming out of the ring.
I wonder why he's streaming out of the ring.
What?
Who?
No.
Okay, let's see if the power demand can keep up with this chat.
This is gonna be the next step.
Oh fuckery.
Sorry?
Oh nothing.
Did you find the uh, the machine that's making the, that wiring?
Sorry, I had to kill something really quick.
Our efficiency?
It was for efficiency.
Okay, that's fine.
It was an efficient murder.
Ooh, I like that.
But I gotta go for efficiency!
For efficiency, I'm gonna die!
This factory is so ridiculous.
Good. I'm glad you've, you've rejoined the cult of efficiency.
I'm also gonna use the bathroom.
Oh that's smart.
What stuff done with toilet?
Uh, yeah.
I don't know why.
Oh, let me get the... What do you want me to do? Make motor?
Well, I... Ah, hmm.
38?
That's a crush, mate.
Power of money you can make, I guess, for now.
Yes, you do.
Hmm.
Is it 30 into 60? No, no, no. It's 60 into 60.
Oh, I could be wrong. That's... I could be 60 into 30. That's fine.
It's just 60 and just 60.
It's just 15.
Okay, yeah, that's fine.
Why are you laughing like that?
I don't like that.
I think I'm sorry.
I just thought I could...
I just...
I just kept telling you.
Well, now you have to tell me.
Oh.
You have to tell me.
You saw my model, baby, right?
Yeah.
Did you see that fucking...
that makes me like with a really, really, really big body?
And...
Sorry my child was like so far more active in this fight.
What does that sound say?
It's easy as well.
I was going to say it's going to make me laugh.
I have to dismantle all of this but I don't really have a choice.
I'm about to rob a concrete again.
Whoa, that's...
I made darkish motors.
you when you come back over here can you bring a lot of concrete should be a lot
at the base but there also should be quite a lot so this should be concrete
where Kakai is on the back.
What do you think that happened?
Danny, can you bring like a 1500 concrete to me?
There are rotors.
Uh, right next to where the adaptive wiring thing was, probably?
Oh, come on.
Can I turn it off?
The machine that's feeding into that, yeah, turn it off.
Turn it off.
Uh, and then it should just keep making...
Okay.
Where's the concrete?
Hmm?
Where's the concrete?
Uh, Chaka on the map.
Oh, it's that guy.
Yeah, can you bring me a 1500?
Maybe even 12.
Thank you. Thank you.
You're welcome.
Okay, nice. We've got a big steel beam production down there.
Now we should have, like, much like infinite steel.
But how much is it feeding in? Let's turn 15, 15, 15.
15, 15, 15.
And 90.
And 90.
And 100.
I'm getting a hundred and eighty E.L.
I would like...
I think I would like to...
...be an assembly, hm?
What's the concept of this game?
I can build shit and...
Yeah!
That too.
Eighteen per minute.
I've got a hundred and eighty.
Everything.
Eighteen.
I can get eighteen.
Presumably I want to keep some of this still.
There's no way I'm gonna let it produce.
I'm much conquered.
Alright, I'm gonna have a cockle.
A normal one that's up to 2.5.
What does it say there?
A normal one that'd be up to 120, and 2.5, 300.
I still would not be cocked.
But I would...
I think that's fine, because then I would have an abundance of buildings.
Howling out, which I think is good.
I'm still looking at building 8.
8 assemblies?
There's a built-in calculator.
Nah, I don't fucking need it.
Me?
Were you at half?
I'm building molders for you.
Oh!
What's in it?
I need concrete now!
I'm bringing you concrete.
My dad's watching me. Hi, dad.
Dad.
All right. Have you gone to get the concrete yet?
No.
Okay, well, I think it's gonna take a while, so I'll just come grab the concrete.
Are you there for me?
Oh, you?
What do you mean by that?
What are you gonna do with it?
Yeah, well, I'm not getting it for you, I'm getting it for me.
Must you need concrete for some reason?
Or do you need a concrete?
I'm bringing it to you.
Oh, okay. Is that bull thing that you need to make a hundred dollars? I have no idea what that is.
Fine, sir. We'll see you out one day.
Yeah.
Bull bearings? No, that doesn't look how that looks like.
You get a bull bearing or some shit.
The concrete factor.
Trains?
Oh, fucking trains, too.
Oh, a lot of fucking things.
No.
Why does everybody mess with me at the same time?
Yeah, popular.
No.
You need responsibility.
Alright, did you get the concrete?
No, I'm alright now.
I have the motors.
Alright, well you can meet me there if you want.
I'll meet you at the caca.
Okay, meet me at...
No, no, no, no, none at the caca.
Meet me at the oil plant.
I'll meet you at the oil.
No, don't eat.
Oh
I know where my dog is
I saw him around there
Well people brought this, what is this?
He used modular frame
Well, the ones
I don't know if that is
I don't know, but the dog brought me that
Oh that's cool
I'll bring you stuff
Yeah
The dog did some fine stuff and brings it to you
Oh yeah, I never got my jet pack from you
I have it
That's been me all
Paul, are you still at Paul?
No, I wasn't.
Are you still at PaulCompore?
What are you saying?
No, no, no, no, I'm going to the oil.
He told me to go to Paul.
I'm in oil, I'm in oil.
I'm gonna fucking end your life.
Oh, shit.
One of the Part 60, a carnival nut from the power he's making from uranium.
Okay.
I will have.
Hey, look, this Gigafactory I've made, chat.
You gotta admit it's...
I don't want to say...
truth but it's sexy I should I should not be around the bush am I okay
I'm fucking phenomenal you're a factory that looks this good of course I'm okay
did you did? good morning Scotland are you not bound by fossil fuels? I am not
my favorite my favorite fuel my favorite type of fuel is fuel
Oh, I missed something, I just missed something, what's our efficiency, what is my efficiency?
I'm just saying that I'm just bad mentally.
Really? Okay. Have you tried being more efficient? Like Abbie?
Okay, so efficient you're not even going to know what to do.
I'm just saying I'm not, okay, not efficient.
Damn. I'm at the oil!
Why am I coming here?
I think you're going to land here.
i just said hello no you said okay i just said okay okay do not does that mean hello
hello wow look at that how i see you hi what's up are you below yes this way
are you hiding from me wait i need oil though right that's kind of sick i'm out of oil well it
It was nice while lasted wait how much oil did you have on you one by world
I'm out of fuel. I'm out of fuel. Ah, that's it. That's sick though. Thank you for the gift. What's up?
Yeah, looking this way cuz I gotta show you what's up
Yeah, that's fun
Okay, I'll be right back, then.
Chat. Welcome. So...
From my calculations...
We are producing...
240...
240, um...
Concrete. We're gonna be making 240 concrete.
Wait, concrete is going to the assembler.
Where is this mountain of the assembler?
It's a... it can structure...
Oh, fuck.
oh wait we've way less concrete being made than I thought we do oh no this is
embarrassing for concrete fans yikes not good
it's rough for concrete enjoys okay Chad I need to make
oh wow man this sucks concrete fans are gonna be let down with this one that's
fine concrete fans at home because I have a solution I have a big solution
hmm yes I do okay concrete hands at home with yours I am your savior so I got a
bit of a little bit of a simbitgy bit of a situation here what does that mean who
knows one two three four five six okay I got six of these doesn't matter if the
belt's touch is this thing not fucking on I'm turned on that would help all right
concrete concrete what about belts touched don't ask that ever again
oh damn it I nearly killed myself okay where was I so we got a power pole
you made two of them oh you guys oh you're right there what are they built
what are they no idea how do they what the fuck am I doing I'm I'm drunk at
the wheel, why would I do that?
Okay so these factories are now being made.
These are producing 15 per minute.
That's fucking abysmal.
That's so bad for concrete fans out there.
I mean, I only got three of these.
Ugh.
Oh this is the worst chat.
I'm sorry for concrete fans out there.
I know, I know.
I've let you guys down once again.
What else is new?
Hold up, hold up.
Okay, I don't even know if Master Chat can see me.
Next up, Master Chat.
I have a magic trick.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna become, uh, poor.
I'm gonna, uh, use a merger.
No, I went the wrong way.
It's the thing they're always talking about in suits, like Henry, we're gonna merge.
We can't allow them to merge with us.
And I was like, what are you guys talking about?
I'm, I guess we're worried about it.
I guess you guys are worrying about this too much.
Merge, merge.
Have this.
Boom.
Boom.
In here.
In here.
this feed into here of this feed into here and then we're gonna make
encased
In case industrial beam, you know, I won't lie my my dream efficiency is plummeted, but
You know really it's not my fault
Whose fault is it? I'll never tell I'll never tell
Man, I'm so sad my efficiency is just
It's just ruined, but that's fine.
You know why, chat?
It's an optimist.
Man, this sucks, because I feel like...
I just feel like, chat...
I don't know if this is fair to say this.
I'm the goat,
and I'm being unfairly treated by this game.
Okay.
Now, we have made
a factory.
The factory to impress all factories.
And now we want to make
organization storage container,
And we're basically done. Isn't that beautiful?
You know what they say, Shazam, more beautiful than efficiency.
I think I've proven that here today.
And now we've got an encased. All of this, all of this sweat, blood and tears.
All of it for one goal.
Make the biggest goddamn impressive steel factory of your life.
And to be fair, that is pretty cool.
I'm live on.
I'm gonna upgrade the belts. Oh, thanks man. Appreciate that.
I made you laugh. Man, that's crazy. I was none of yesterday. Appreciate it though.
Okay, look at that. We got a factory being made.
It's not the fastest. It could be a lot faster in fact, but...
You know, it's uh... It is what it is.
I should be making more steel beams than I can put out.
But it doesn't seem like I am. How is that possible?
They much but it's honest work honestly true wait. I could just overclock these thing right?
Well, no because the problem is I just don't have a limestone. Okay. I think my my factory is done
Yeah, well that's a lot right now. I have
To into yes, this is gonna be under efficient
You're welcome. I did the problem is I need the level for belts actually
improve the efficiency
Which we're trying to get now, right?
That's the next upgrade.
Dude, hey, can we at least admire this goddamn beautiful factory they built?
I think that's good. I think it's a beautiful factory. I don't want to say it's the best.
They've been saying it, but I feel like they are wrong for saying that.
Look at this! Look at what I've built!
Look at the level of capitalism I've achieved!
They dream of times like this!
This is such an over-the-top factory is what a rookie would say
Definitely bigger GDP than Wales. Okay. I mean, that was just a mess there, isn't it? Oh, who's this big fucker?
Fucking hell, he's big, isn't he? It's a lot of plastic. Okay, let's make we'd rubber, right?
Oh, shit, but I need
Wait, why does
I just made this
I made this rubber. Okay. Yeah, I should rubber for this thing. I'm just gonna make a ton of rubber man
That's a lot of plastic!
Do I have to flush this for this to work?
Yeah?
Yeah.
What is this? How do you make...
...the residual fuel then send some degenerators?
Uh, I don't...
I don't even make a generator.
Yeah.
I can't even make a generator that can hold.
Wow, this makes a lot of rubber fast.
Holy fuck.
Plastic could be you.
Oh.
I'm gonna...
...load a couple of this plastic in the...
I need 200 rubber.
What's the next step?
I guess just get MK4 and upgrade a couple of other stuff?
Get a bunch of...
Okay, no, no.
Everything.
I'm just carrying a lot of what I would describe as junk or anything.
What's up?
Hello.
So, good news.
We're making rubber.
Yeah!
I also finished my encased steel beam factory.
entire thing you're looking at in front of you everything is all connected to
making in um is making a encased steel beams whatever it is yeah quite a lot
down here how much plastic do you need oh yeah a couple hundred we need what are
I'm reading that book.
I'll stop.
Research?
Research.
For us?
Oh, okay.
A girl needs to research.
I'm not denying it.
Do not deny me, man.
All right.
All right.
All right.
A woman needs to research in the kitchen.
Get back in the industry.
I am.
I literally haven't left it.
All right.
The problem, I'm stuck here.
All right.
Are you aware of what it is?
Yeah.
I am. I literally haven't left it.
The problem, I'm stuck here.
Are you where the wheel is?
Yeah. I'm collecting the rubber for the thing.
Oh, there's a thing up there.
Yeah, I tried to get to it, but I gave up.
Why?
Because I wanted the rubber.
Why? I'm leaving now.
That's in the shipping container.
You take all of it if you don't.
You can take everything.
Yes, I have some.
From you?
No, no, from me to myself.
Bitch, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Did he come in big?
Bitch, what the fuck?
What the fuck, you?
Huh?
Hehehehe.
Don't have fucking big.
Hehehehe.
Yeah, it's not even split.
I'm gonna buy his... oh no.
Oh no.
Now we should have like unlimited steel beams.
And...
Unlimited...
Uh, what are they called?
Encased industrial beams.
Yeah, I think so.
I'm just gonna get 300 real quick and I'm gonna go back so we can unlock the MK4 belt.
Isn't trash dish found in Neon?
Uh, yes, it is.
I'm gonna make sure I...
I feel like this is... being slowed.
what what what the what the what the the pet okay hey did you grab the plastic
already nice what's up oh no good I'm just trying to get to look great
Uh, he's the, uh...
No, I'm not. I'm killing the animals.
Oh, okay. Did he help?
No.
That's what I thought.
You can kill everything.
He's only not in a nobody.
Not in a nobody!
We both suck at balls now.
He's only gonna get that.
Oh, we need that.
What do we need that for?
I need it for research.
If I can get like, a hundred or fifty of them, that would be great.
That's literally the exact amount I can track.
Ha ha ha!
Give me the craft.
Oh, okay.
Oh my gosh, this is so long.
Wait.
I'm not sure if 50 of these, right?
Maybe at least chat?
It'll be 50, right?
Right.
That's 200.
Okay.
Oh.
I forgot people.
I made 100.
Oh, I forgot to pick.
There was like a thing out there.
Oh, that's what it needed to open.
Oh!
Okay, okay, never mind.
On our way, what a wonderful day.
There's still so much we have left.
Oh, I forgot to pick.
Oh, I forgot to pick.
There was like a thing out there.
Oh, that's what it needed to open.
We have an explorer. There's so much we have an explorer to get.
I'm gonna fill up my water bottle, my water bottle. Water bottle!
I've nearly got a hundred and fifty.
Nearly got a hundred and fifty, chat.
My goodness gracious, a hundred and forty.
Ah, where should I put them? What do you want me to take them?
Okay, where are you? You come to me?
Right, me or the oil?
Oh, you're right next to me.
140A, 140...
...150...
Give it to me!
What are you doing with that? What are you researching with it?
Stuff.
Yeah, what stuff?
How can you tell me what stuff is?
I've been such a long time, I don't remember.
But I know that I need it.
You knew you needed a 150 exactly?
Yep.
And now I'm gonna kill myself.
That's a new idea that I had.
Oh wait, I'm not gonna kill myself.
I found another crash site.
She's not gonna kill herself.
You got it.
What the fuck was that?
Massive brain is so smooth.
Yeah, mine is so ugly and wrinkly,
and that's a really smooth brain.
What the fuck do you mean, have a smooth brain?
You have a smooth brain, I have a gross wrinkly one.
Ew.
What?
You understand that?
That's not what I'm saying at all.
Eat my balls, bro.
Eat your balls.
Yes.
Eat your balls.
Yes, eat my balls, bro.
I don't have a small brain.
The ball's in the room with this right there?
Yeah.
Yeah? Where are they?
In my room.
Yeah.
What? You're the one saying shit.
Well, I wasn't gonna get outraged about it, but I don't know.
What? What are you gonna get outraged about?
This time, huh?
I don't know.
Another day, another outrage for Mouse.
Hmm.
Or is it saying, what the fuck? Why am I getting two frames? What the fuck?
He rubbler.
Uh, yep.
Are you at base, by the way?
No.
Oh.
Wait, why am I, why am I walking back every time?
I'm gonna kill myself.
I need 20 rubber so that I can open it.
Uh, where?
Right here, it's right next to one of your factories.
Which, okay, that does not narrow it down.
I just want you to know that.
Hold up, hold up, I'm uploading rubber right now to the thing.
so you can, if you press tab and scroll all the way down, you can see Rubber's getting uploaded.
Congratulations on breaking the highest sub-record. You absolutely deserve it.
And may I have any more subs in the future.
Here you go. Voice is on.
Fast travel easy. Yeah, as real as why am I traveling my foot around the Capacit...
Rubber!
You get it?
What?
So you upgraded the upload speed, but our capacity is still the same, yeah?
I uploaded the capacity too.
Oh, what's the capacity on it? A triple?
Yeah, it increased by one stat.
Alright, I'll have a look.
I almost found the trees in the whole wide-away.
You have to do that.
Surface genetic sampling indicates this freighter may have come from a planet run by apes.
Oh, once an iron ore, I'm just gonna throw it on the floor.
Yeah, iron ore's useless. You don't need to worry about quite reserving it.
Boost.
Subreddit, you got one.
I'll get you in the middle of it.
What the fuck was that?
Huh?
What was that noise?
Oh nothing.
Yeah?
What the hell, that's when you're meant to be.
What?
Hmm?
Oh shit!
I gotta take my meds!
Did you forget?
How long have you got signal war?
I suppose this is a really long one.
I don't like you to forget.
Listen, I don't know what happened to me, okay?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Most of them reached.
The transportation of resources
can reach new places of efficiency.
What?!
With the Mark IV belts and lifts,
The truck, but even more importantly, your effort.
You're giving a large and complicated vehicle like the truck.
She comes easy to a well-trained partner such as you.
They are an obvious improvement over the factors concerning industrial purposes.
Improvements for personal use were not measured.
Not leaving you in particular.
Okay.
Sure.
What is it? What are you leaving me?
No, no, no. I don't want to say you're not going to be happy.
What is it?
No, no, because no matter what I tell you, you're like,
You're like, no, that's not good enough.
No, wait, call me, what is it?
I'm hanging out, people.
I'm not saying I'll stream.
Research completed.
Smokeless powder recipe unlocked.
New sulfur research available for the development
of high-end weaponry and ammunition.
Can we build another one of these depot things?
Can we build another one of these depot things?
I build one?
Um, I mean, I don't have the most of spheres.
I take one?
Yeah, you've got them all, yeah?
Oh, you've got them all.
I don't have any.
Oh, yeah, that's fine.
No.
How is that possible?
I'll just run out for a second.
We're in American values with satisfactory.
Agreed, though.
Whatever, Dane.
What?
How is that happening?
Yeah, this burn is on.
Should hopefully just keep us above.
Oof.
The teetering on it, yeah.
That's crazy.
What's causing all this?
Get oil power quick.
I mean, like, I'm trying.
Oh, hey, you're here, what's that?
Oh, this is bad, what is causing all of this?
Maybe this will fix it?
Might be enough for now.
You need the rubber, by the way?
You do?
I don't know how much you need.
That's crazy, what's causing this?
I'm wondering.
I felt out of question.
What's up?
Where are you?
I can drop it for you.
In the maze?
Where, where are you, see?
There you are.
Okay, 200 rubber.
There you go, behind you.
Heavy oil residue?
Oh, this is not 200.
I mean, heavy oil residue.
Heavy oil residue?
Mm-hmm.
How do you make that? I don't know how to make it.
No, why does it keep... What could be doing it?
We've done a lot for now.
It's a by-product of plastic and rubber production.
Plastic and rubber production?
Oh, oh, yeah we got tons of that actually, yeah we got tons of it.
Where did you put the rubber?
Rubber? I gave it to you. I put it in front of you.
Yes? What? How the fuck does that happen?
Did you pick it up by accident?
No, I definitely dropped it and you definitely picked it up.
I did.
You definitely did because I don't have it.
I didn't because I was my inventory was full.
You picked up most of it because you dropped like 50.
Okay, okay.
You need more?
I don't know, I don't understand it.
Okay, that's what I thought.
Okay, what's the rest of the question now?
Get the heavy oil residue.
Uh, from the oil refinery.
Crazy! What? How is my usage still over?
But I need this we need this thing so bad quickly. Yeah, I need this whole thing like now
That's okay, you know, how would I care if my cold alpha? Yeah, I'm going over there right now
You pay bills
That's good
Are you down? No, I mean I do I just wasn't sure if master. There is a water issue
Well, I was about to say, it seems like it's working for now and then...
Nope.
If you don't have a house, you don't need to pay a bill.
I'm sure there's loads of bills you would have that wouldn't require having a house.
There's so many bills.
Yeah.
This one's getting a hundred.
This one's getting a hundred.
This one's on two.
What the fuck is going on here?
Get the heavy oil rescue.
How would you get it?
I think we need to build containers if we haven't unlocked yet.
locked yet
I don't know if we have that
Oh, cool. This is made of fucking sands.
Okay, let's just overclock this.
Yeah?
Why do you think that?
Alright, what made you have this revelation?
than I felt there is.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Explain it to me.
It's like that, and I can't.
I guess you're just right.
You should've told me I'm right.
You heard it, chef.
You spitting.
What's your name?
What's that?
Are you really funny?
No.
No, nothing to tell us.
No, nothing to tell us.
I think I fixed her if you can hear.
Add in DNA.
Ooh, that sounds funny.
What have you done with your day?
What the fuck? Why am I being attacked?
I'm gonna go for it. Uh, that actually wouldn't be a bad idea.
I'm alive.
Oh, I turned off the machine and you need to turn it back on.
Oh, machine.
That machine? I think so. I might have, yeah.
I think I turned a 10-day machine off.
It's a machine.
Ah, I'll figure it out. I'll come back.
Man, right now we have one major problem.
It's a big bottleneck for us.
It's motors. We just don't have enough motors ever.
What I mean is, it's just motor motors.
What did you make?
I have 150 motors on me right now.
Actually, 200 motors.
Oh, shit. Okay, actually, can you, yeah, can you pop that in the PC?
What PC?
The upgrade PC.
Oh, yes. What?
What was that? You just went like, hey!
Sometimes you just need to make the way in the way.
A woman needs to do what a woman that wants to do.
It's a trail.
Is there a problem with me being a woman?
What?
Yes.
We can do better.
You are probably being a woman.
Yeah.
How about a leech work?
How about a what?
You feel like even worse.
Even worse.
What about a Latino?
No, not bad.
Ah, she's under a bonus.
Why didn't you say we can scan for Caterium and we've always been able to do that?
I've never really understood why I said that.
When I upgraded it, like, they said that we can scan for Caterium all, but we already had that.
I was really confused.
Ah, I just messed up.
Which is the worst kind of bad.
Ah, because that's where you go wrong.
Unless you forget it.
Food lights, what's that?
If you sense your productivity slipping when it gets dark, don't worry, this is perfectly natural.
Fortunately, Fix-It lights allow you to never experience wasteful darkness ever again.
I mean, flood lights.
What's that?
What?
What is that?
You just told me you think that'd be useful.
Oh, flood lights.
And now you're asking me what it is?
I said food lights.
I can't read, bro.
No, flood lights!
Nah, I can't- Nah, cause I can't read.
I thought you can't read.
Nah, Jack, cause I cannot read.
Hmm...
Spotlights? What?
Uh, the noses. Where are they?
Oh, where do you- where do you want me to-
You want me to- what do you?
No, no, no.
Uh, in the base, you know the upgrade PC?
The one that makes all the-
How does all the upgrades?
Oh, yeah. You want me to dump them in there?
Uh, yes.
Dump a hundred in there.
Nice.
Reading is not efficient.
This is correction.
Until it is.
I'm gonna bring back all the plastic and upload it.
I'll upload it.
access it you uploaded it there's in like oh in which thing oh yeah I'm gonna
put I'm gonna put plastic in the upgrade thing oh you did see I'm gonna put it in
the uploading thing too so that we can access plastic now we need it 17 more
if I just like connect to a pipe you like let it I can go loose like how
Okay, we got tons.
You got to ask Joe.
Don't matter, aha.
Yeah. Where's that mean?
You're so good.
Did you refine the field of my content?
Look, buddy, Hal, that's what I'm doing.
In with the buddy, I did.
Alright, let's get this upgrade.
Don't reach. It is my honor and privilege to inform you that the fuel power generator,
as well as the industrial fluid buffer, are now available.
available. Due to a lack of gold in your sector, Petunium will serve as a suitable replacement
to construct the fuel power generator. Your research into this element was valuable.
In fact, you in particular are my most valuable pioneer, but don't tell the others I said
that it would be bad for morale.
Thanks Jack.
You'll be able to make fluid packaging in nine minutes as well.
What?
What the heck is that?
What do you say?
You can pretty make a fact.
What?
I've got a lot of wires, we've got a lot of...
Thank you, I've got a lot of wires.
So what do you need?
My mark.
I'm DropStacks.
What's this wood on the ground here?
You're not responsible for this?
No, you're not responsible?
I'd probably drop it.
Hmm.
I see.
How do you get how inefficient and dumb I am?
This is something that should just be fixed.
It's my lack of...
just everything.
Like, what am I even doing here, you know?
Like, I can take what you do, aren't I?
You know what I mean, Shane?
I don't even know. I don't even recognize myself.
I'm a bitch like me, you know.
How to split my bars.
I'm out of iron plates in what fuckin' universe, huh?
A mental breakdown? No, no, no.
I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna kill people.
Sorry, is there a problem?
You got the key, don't you?
Okay.
Uh, yeah.
I just did a very rookie error.
Oh no, so did your research.
Production amplifier unlocked.
Every single manufacturing and smelting building will be backwards compatible with this new technology.
These buildings can now have a summer slope embedded to increase resource output without requiring more input,
at the cost of greatly increased power consumption.
Flow cycles within flow cycles make explosions into temples and explosions into temples.
The spin sphere of woven windows.
Each tiny body contains tiny bodies until a line layer is folded to curve,
which holds the threads which weave the tapestry.
A sum of light and leaf and flower, patents of matter clouds and...
I think they're trying to explain energy to matter conversion theory,
but you do not need to understand it to do your job.
I'll just mute them for you so you can continue your mission.
Aye, however, we'll be taking notes. This is fascinating material.
That's what I did.
Why is this not working? Am I crazy?
Oh, it's cool.
I...
I...
Have cables?
Uh, yeah, we actually do have a ton now.
In the place where you're supposed to be?
In the place where this person is.
I just was there this bunch.
Okay now we should have actually Timmywise being made, which is good, because then we can use this.
Everything's good. We can have a wire shortage.
It isn't being made.
Hmm, I guess I shouldn't have redone this whole place.
Oh well.
Okay.
Okay, now I'm gonna upgrade this, then I gotta go.
You ready?
Now we need a 2-6, we can get one more.
of placing liquids in your pockets
only when you start to construct engines
package and unpackage them with
rally signals
packaging fluids allows them to be
transported in your inventory
yeah, I think you can make them too
and find the others
you can know the containers for them
increased, non-public-related fluid storage
you can now use the industrial fluid buffer
here this one
that is crazy
put it close
put it close
you're on the press
there's a clue
alright
Well, that's going to be it for today.
Okay.
I hope you guys enjoyed Satisfactory.
I'm very satisfied myself.
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Sadge?
Don't be sad.
It's ever be happy that we managed to be efficient.
This is a loss for one.
A loss for a little while.
They will come back when we're around the stage.
We'll see you guys.
But let me know if you enjoy it.
And add your big family fishes.
Let me know.
There are many creatures that dislike you, Pioneer, but I am your true friend.
It is a very good game. It's too addictive.
Alright. Hope you guys had fun though. My chat.
Alright, I'm sending everyone over to you.
Alright, have a good stream. Learning how it goes.
Of course, things are happening too.
Alright, I'll message you later.
Alright, bye-bye-bye.
Everybody, Connor, thank you again for the raid.
I completed all of the satisfactory doubt.
I'm sorry, I took my meds and I'm feeling kinda...
That made me feel too great.
Made me feel kinda cocky.
But I'll be okay.
Ha ha!
Did you hear the space?
Should we play Dead Space?
Dead Space?
Or...
Hmm...
Do you like the background?
It's my...it's my spooky...
Witch Dungeon!
Woohoo!
My spell run!
That's for today, for today's debut.
And she talk normally?
Uh...
RAH!
I hope you enjoyed that.
Hey, what the fuck?
I hope you enjoyed that.
I hope you like that.
It's very normal.
Oh, sorry, I drank a little bit of water
after midnight.
It's true.
It's true, it's true.
Uh, hmm...
Look at my dead space.
Mmm...
Yeah, I got a beat dead space.
I haven't beaten it yet.
Prime scene is good too.
Uh, Frank Stone.
I don't know if we should try Frank Stone. I'm afraid.
I'm afraid of it crashing.
It just says thank you so much for the rate. I hope you had a great stream. Hello!
Oh yeah, I got a few things. Oh, oh!
Alright, here we go. Flavors for tonight.
Hey, Mouse. Just wanted to pop in and say hi.
Enjoy your content on YouTube for a while and wanted to toss a couple of bucks your way.
Aw, thank you. Thank you, Suki. Thank you very much.
Tiny Glade. I did, I did. Maybe we could play Tiny Glade one of these days. Just to chill, just to chill out, you know?
Subnautica 1? WHA?
Not Subnautica 1. Why are you afraid of Subnautica? Or don't like Subnautica?
Abua. Abua. Waterho!
I'm always trying to figure out, what is this? Is that a human? Or somebody creating a sexy enemy person? Can somebody help me?
me sexy what the fuck what is sexy about this I am wearing a fool I saw that
you messaged me hold on Bayonetta will be fitting cuz which is Bayonetta which
she is Bayonetta came out fourth miss the pole or I would have picked Bayonetta
look at your Bayonetta for a little bit and then play I'm kind of awake I'm
not really that like tired cuz I think I got several hours in me thank you
Thank you so much for the raid, I hope you had a great stream.
Are we good with some Bayonetta now?
Just so I can test the waters.
Okay, we'll play a little bit and then we'll do something else.
Bayonetta.
Miss Falls across the way.
Say that.
Say go.
Say go.
You play this with controller?
You would have grown to meet ancient commandments and trapped in a ball with one of the light.
All walls are clear.
All walls are clear.
All walls are clear.
All walls are clear.
All walls are clear.
All walls are clear.
All walls are clear.
All walls are clear.
They demand you be truly imprisoned, as for the impure child, she must be trapped from the path of the dark also.
We want your true intention, an unbeachable vow, and the rain in the eyes of God.
Whoa, you see, ladies. Oh my God, I feel like I've gone back in time.
Whoa, my bracing auto-save.
This game is better than DMC, really?
What the heck?
Normal!
In a universe of light and dark where perception is reality.
Whoa, what the fuck?
That could be deceptively hard!
Oh no, that's not easy!
The flasks!
Long since he raced from the decades of time,
there once existed two European clans
who served as overseers of history for the powers that beat him.
The umbralages, the dwellers of the dark...
I don't know! What have you just done?!
...and the religious controllers of the night.
The clans paid each other great respect
and their efforts to maintain the balance between them
defended the just passage of time.
Yet one day, that balance was tumbling.
The once-harmonious clans fell into disagreement and stoke the flames of hatred against each other,
resulting in a huge strike.
The conflict between the Umbra and the Lumen drew all of Europe in their chaotic loop of battle,
ambush, assassination, and tasselty. It was truly a use of war. Fight the tremendous radiance
of God, shining on them. The moon and sages were gradually defeated by the assault of the
secretive dark witches. Years after the fight was lost, the war ended. The umbra witches
favor and began to condemn them, rounding up the battle with riches of living resistance and subjugating those who wished to continue to struggle.
Human fate did not push the witch house further, and soon the Umber Witches, cubers of the darkness, were extinguished from the earth.
Oh, but what?
Herman, is that like her mom or something?
And they were breast friends.
They were breast friends.
I love more than beautifully dressed ladies.
I think they'll be fine.
Wait, they'll be okay.
Team Little Angels.
Hope Stones.
That's pretty cool.
He's taking his last fall.
Even all that men to destroyer gets scrambled in the end.
Russell, don't get why they had you drag me out here for these things.
I just drop off the merchandise can't guess what today's
Reading the good Lord's book ain't gonna do much
People been waiting for this asshole to get whacked for ages
Now look around
There's no love loss for all Humpty Dumpty
But you can't keep yourself at happy
We don't take care of him. They take care of us and I prefer my shoes made out of rubber not concrete
But hey, it's that kind of town.
Without good-hearted souls like us,
they'll put these bastards six feet under where society be.
Of course, the pay's not bad either.
Jesus, you really get into this shit, don't you?
If it were me, I'd be praying he ends up barbecuing.
Or at least sunny side up.
Bro, the yappathon over here.
You can keep praying,
But the only way this guy's meeting the Lord is if God's hungry for breakfast!
Speaking of hungry, we're done here.
My kids are baking me a birthday cake tonight.
Cute little fuckers, I'll tell you what.
What now, fuck?
Well then, adios.
Can't see a thing!
What the...
Uh-oh!
I see them, can't you?
I see them. They are instruments of God, descending upon His heavenly rays to earth.
Oh my god!
Oh!
Grant us guidance, and keep safe the souls of our loved ones for all eternity.
Wow, she's beautiful! For safe, baby.
You keep drawing that goat in the sky, girl.
What the... Eggs are so fucking long!
What the fuck?
Affinity.
Angel.
Evil?
You're tired.
Let me tuck you in.
But my company don't even need me.
Mixed up.
You got the hands on me.
You deserve a good spank here.
Cry 3 as well, since you only played 5.
To activate which time?
The essence of an angel's life force.
Transactions within the universe.
Oh god, the game like went crazy on me.
But please!
No, I'm not putting that shit.
It's just a ring.
Haven't you figured it out yet?
There's no quarter Jim still purse nicely
Now about this little thing you've been looking into for me and so
Have a quick. This is why I told you I was going home. I just got held up in the air by some invisible
Yeah
with you you keep belly aching like that and you love the way egg man egg man
with another guy get you later be a little special project before this
shit hits the bay wait right down such a popular champ I bet they hate him down
there as much as you did when he was up here we just need to make sure he
I love how she's just like, I don't do a fuck. You do everything yourself. I'm just gonna sit here and be here.
Oh look at the guns on her shoes, that's cute.
with God's messengers. When you end up in the afterlife, that's not going to be
free. I can't help it if I like the little outfit. The toys are nice.
Toys!
As good at the bottom of the- you can remember as the you a witch. But now you're stuck
because you're gonna sacrifice our halo wearing friends every day or they'll
drag your ass back that's good for being forced to
You're a slacker on the divine for a living. It's really getting screwed.
If I needed a biographer, you wouldn't be my first choice.
I see to the funeral. You get me the information I asked for. That was our deal.
Yeah!
Damn she's sexy.
It's gonna get you close to finding the other stone in the pair.
2009?
And bring out some of that lost past of yours. I swear.
Someone's given you a present. Too bad.
Bro, I don't make games like this no more.
Oh, shit.
can tear each other to pieces for all I care. I've got my own problems to worry about.
Something's up. Everything was a bit too bracing. An inzles tip makes the time in too
perfect. This week's of a setup. A setup? Someone in one of those lost memories. Whoa, look at all the
weapons back there. Has it for me? Thanks. These babies are special. Look, thank you so much for the 20 gifts it sells. Holy shit, thank you very much.
Now the devil himself would kill to get his hands on, cause they're one of a kind.
She just licked her lipstick, she was gonna eat them?
She didn't lick the gun?
Oh, she's peeling it now.
That's crazy!
What the fucks?
Then again, I'm getting a little tired of these weaklings they keep throwing at me.
That is the smallest smoking glass of alcohol I've ever seen.
High class.
Speak so small.
But into your affairs, but I'm pretty sure you got somewhere better to be
The guys you're up against aren't the type to wait for you to finish
What the fuck? That's just like a tiny sip!
That's one sip there! She's like, what? Like, 90? She is like, 90 tall.
I would look so tiny, nature. I'm like, the length of one of her-
I'm like, up there and made!
Babe is so random, crazy. On the Angel Target, it's a rack of a high score in this thrilling shooting game.
Brace Arcade Bullet in your possession. You may fire three times Angel targets, and Amy are hitting vital points on target, okay?
Urb Lollipop.
Make more points.
Hey, how many? I only got 30 points.
Oh boo.
Magic Flute! What the fuck? I need that!
Red Hot Shot.
What can they shoot at get?
Maybe the healing one?
I'll get the heal one.
Angel's Metropolis.
I asked around and some whale in Europe is trying to fence a huge rock on the black market
He calls it the right eye
It's part of some set called the eyes of the world
Fix the bill of what you're after don't
Now here's the funny bit the stone passes around the halls of power for hundreds of years
Vanishes and then the black market goes white hot for the thing
But the seller wanted an arm and a leg for him.
To the point no one could stomach the price.
So back goes the stone.
But not before everyone figures out where the guy is.
And you're gonna enjoy doing this one, I bet.
I love sticking it to the rich.
Of course, when you do, don't forgive your old buddy.
Enzo stuck his neck out on this one.
Slide me a few fuzzles out of the rich guy's pocket for my troubles, right?
Anyways, you better get going before the trail gets cold off to the middle of nowhere
paradise of Europe
I'm on a train
Taking a trip. Oh shit. Here we go. Wait, is this like the real stuff?
This is supposed to be paradise?
What's?
They called me Eve.
How do I check?
What is Eve?
Here would be a Christianization around the world.
Okay?
Hey, Gekko.
You're in a corner line.
Give me free shit.
I'm not in purgatorial.
I won't be able to intervene in their affairs.
But that also means that I should be able to get around this place without their interference either.
Woof.
What do you mean?
Oh my God.
Oh my god, it's getting pretty bad.
Is it facing?
Oh my god, it's off.
I'm trying to do one of those windows.
But I'm blind.
Oh, here we go.
This looks really pretty enough.
You hear the whistle and then jump on it for a secret?
Yeah, I broke all the benches already.
A couple of butterflies.
The whistle isn't...
It contains magic powers, okay?
You like your boogie push?
Why is it gonna whistle?
Get it already.
Guess I can leave now.
I love destroying properties.
A piece of moon pearl, gathering two of these will increase the limit of your magical power.
Ooh!
It's a very wondrous light and resonant sound.
Getting closer to it makes it glow brighter as if it has some sort of ability to respond
to a witch's power built in.
Door for something to be inserted in.
The shirt will serve my fucking footing your ass.
Object being sealed with sun.
So there's a great headstone marking with the resting place of a witch.
Kid, give me that fucking key!
WHAT THE FUCK? THAT IS THAT KEY!
She's a big ass key, she had a tiny ass glass!
Well, book?
It's Towards the Truth.
I've been a journalist now for over 20 years, always aiming for the guiding light of truth.
Always pushing for it.
I believe that committing the truth is a core center law.
I'm nervous.
Destroyed in an unnatural manner, as if in a fit of rage powered by a deeply held grudge.
This is weed.
Wicked weed techniques use your hair as a conduit to summon forth demonic entities.
Connecting techniques to punch or kick combos...
Ah!
Lightning release will be your test.
You'll metal by dodging the lightning in a single, hair's breath.
I'm gonna fucking go A-straight.
Shaved gem that contains vital essence and crystalline form
revives one's vitality when infinitely obtained.
Oh, Abba Health is already at high anyway.
Lift powered by magic, humans would be unable to power this device.
They're probably completely unaware of the ruins that lie beneath their feet.
Just stop, and I...
I don't know.
Humans can't see anything, so only I can.
Because I'm a witch!
I'm a witch, I think.
This town's teeming with Heaven's little helpers.
It's making my buddies downstairs awfully nervous.
And your point is...
Some places in this world are closer to Paradiso or Inferno.
The rat hole of the town you and I live in is close to both.
But the Vigridians, they've got a special air bound.
They're closer to paradise than anyone should ever be.
And that shit just plain creeps me out.
What the?
I guess I'm gonna have to set up shop here and score me some halos.
These stupid rings are worth a fortune back home.
Sonic ring!
Since it seems you're spoiling for a fight.
If you come across any of these, bring them to me.
Bring him to me and I'll hook you up
Another one looking to line his pockets
Huh, I'm beginning to see why Enzo is so fond of you
Real cute, but let's get one thing straight. Your fights are yours alone
I'm only sure to watch my hand in working action
So don't get any bright ideas about coming to meet for help. Jesus. I thought he was my friend
You get one thing straight. I'm not the slightest bit interested in the fact that you made these guns
You get in my way, I will
How do the Americans put it? Oh, yes
Bust a cap in your ass
What the fuck?
Bust a cap in his ass?
Here be a minute.
Scrum, bust a cap in your ass.
I will
How do you say bust a cap in your ass?
Poster for some sort of event.
Letters are similar to those used in magical seals.
Oh, a rail guide for the only mode transportation in and out of Big Green.
So does that hide get to his store?
Space and gate, however, sales shut.
Maybe do some sort of alarm system.
The electronic sign above the door clashes with the old stone building that has been installed in.
The building must be ancient ruins that were remodeled into a station.
We'll go check it out.
We're here for business or pleasure. Either way, I'll hook you up.
Simple grace is only the hottest of hot items, okay?
Green's life. I don't even have enough money for it. He's so expensive.
Red hotshot. Witch heart. I can't even buy a witch heart.
You guys have to keep on buying stuff. I mean, earning money.
Oh, so do we! Thank you so much for the rate! I hope you had a great stream! Hello!
Set to get by and shit.
And no other choice.
The central station.
Oh, another book.
The Crystal Witch and Sage.
Within Vigorous City, there are a great many structures built long ago.
Two clans, the Unruh Witches and Moon and Sage.
Amongst them, all have sun and moon duality, evidence of a peculiar outlook towards the universe.
The witch is representing the moon and the sage is representing the sun burned into the fabric of the city
One of these structures appears
Okay
That's a lot of reading guys. Thank you so much for the gifted subs. Thank you
For me, thank you. Spoken witch-heart. A piece of witch-heart gathering four of these will increase the limit of your vitality
Broken one
There's so much stuff!
Arcade Bullet!
OOOH!
I'll go around to the other side too.
Umbren tears of blood.
Oh!
Hatched to the station.
Also has a long history that it's actually the ruins of a religious site.
I'm a free shit now.
Oh my god, she's so hot!
I got a bronze metal, I'm sad.
Golden LP featuring the crystallized voices of angels.
Some sort of select drawn on this area is blocked off.
It appears to be an effort to protect deteriorated rulings.
I'm a witch and witches take this one up or should I keep the one that I have I'm gonna pick it up because the one
I have is already damaged
I get the subs there's a lot of fuck but what I just run away I'll just run since there's something called alchemy
It is this construction combination with construction of everything metal flesh even spirit if one understands the logic of a
What is this one there?
How many do I have?
Oh no I guess 34.
Maybe I could buy something good.
Yes!
An Angelic Hymns Gold LP.
Got your hands on something awfully rare haven't you?
That thing is the perfect bait that copes out some of hell's uggies.
One note each there is, and a damn who's who of Inferno comes
born out of the inner circles.
Then I can use them to breathe life into what I make best.
Weapons of mass destruction.
Tell you what, you give me that record and I'll order up something so fiendish angels will cry at the sight of it.
I'll just have to hop down to the topics for a bit.
So take a load off.
Where do you have them? Never fucking mind.
Oh, are you trying to scam me?
I could buy a witch's heart.
by a technique is cause I died. It's the monkey noises. It's a controller. Okay, I understand
now. Her hair is her suit. It's made out of her hair. So she's always naked. Uh-oh. To
see me. It's like... are we broke?
Fancy bumping into you here. Out to find some answers about your past, are we?
You're quite familiar face and using the same powers, but you'll have to forgive me
Do we know each other
Same powers
Don't make me laugh
Your little dip in that lake has left you a bit rusty high and dry for 20 years now
The only reason I guess from the lack of any real challenge
Perhaps you're up for the task.
She told you.
You've already disappointed me, but you've forgotten your destiny and wasted the past
twenty years.
I do seem to be having trouble remembering things of late.
Would you be so kind as to take it from the top?
Two overseers, the eyes of the world.
They are the power behind everything.
What the fuck is she painting?
Cause it's not her fucking name!
The time has come for you to prove your right to fight under the umbilum name.
You may select opponents of your choice.
Indeed.
Then allow me to face the outcast.
The child is of impure blood.
Challenging her would be a violation of our tenants of faith.
It would not be the first time we've faced each other.
The child?
Will you face me in this hallowed arena?
How long have they known each other?
I must.
But I pray you've got a little something for me in the town.
But you know, I'm very fond of stuffed animals.
I love chicken and roll!
I'm a witch.
I'd ride in the sky face a wand, walk, and breast-ate a witch-walk.
Throw the cars?
I've been hoped so.
Oh no, he looks hot.
You brought us here together, and it will never tear us apart.
I'll decide a older path.
Such a wonderful floral bouquet.
I love it in the park.
With its subtle hints of rosemary?
You know, in the language of flowers, rosemary equates to remembrance.
I thought rosemary was the spice you put on a pizza!
Which doesn't quite equate to you, now does it?
Bayonetta!
Fuck you, try to take a picture of her!
I suppose it was a theater you wanted.
You're certain that you haven't seen my little shesh of clothes?
What?
I'm not your pet.
The name is Luca.
A name you'd better remember.
She wants her soul back.
I saw that thing!
My colleagues laughed at me for chasing fairy tales.
Want other things?
But I know they're r-
I know the truth!
Who's him?
It's the same smell that clung to the air the day my father was murdered.
Which means I'm right on your doorstep, Bayonetta!
Let's see what is the secret, Cheshire!
The name is Luke!
It's a hermial sense of smell, my dear.
There's no rosemary in the perfume.
After all, rosemary is a demon with palette.
The Bible one is just too much.
Did Epicollary everybody read all this stuff back then? Jesus Christ!
I read every single piece every single everything I read every single thing I read every single
every every single thing I read it me I did actually I read it all to read a sentence that
is not a fucking sentence that is a fucking poem that is a poem of literature the trolley
no one else is reading Lord opening closing to get a single okay I don't mind reading
Lord but it's like maybe I did read all the lore fallout that's true who's on a
computer screening I had to read it words on the computer screen if they put
it on a computer screen maybe I put on a screen I read it reading a little bit of
it you know it's not like I'm not reading anything at all
reading a little fascinating I like I go back there I was woken whoa what's
this angel land before it goes you read the lore eat my ball post it on twitter
fucking do it you fucking liar fucking liar you didn't do shit
you didn't do shit where i shake about your beast growth
splashing naked oh i'm not seeing a skin of you and smite battlegrounds with the
gods and i was very surprised and wouldn't mind get me that if it makes
it in smite too i don't think put us in smite too that would be so much fun
There's so much to be nice about the Umbra Witches, I'll read these later, definitely
read that later, I'll say life, I'll read it later.
Hmm working me to the bone but no need to pity me. I was bored anyways
Let me go whip some things in the shape for you
And go right ahead on in the shape
But the workmanship solid now go put this
Chorobbo is the Chorobbo I got 21k you'll slide
My tears are ruined.
I have braces too late, I'm broke.
Where is this one?
Okay, so...
The shotgun on my feet?
The medals.
Oh my god.
Alright, I think I have to...
Okay.
Make it run.
I didn't think I'd make it.
No one's ever gonna get to have a seat here.
Over me.
Is that a fucking baby?
It's a little pig.
What are you doing running around, Vigrid?
You're certainly not dressed in your Sunday best.
That's the best.
Birds, baby?
If you have made what a passionous doctor sustains with the powers of a witch, you send
them one such pitiful witch to liven up and tell me, my child, what is your name?
If I was your child, I'd be an awfully ugly witch.
Dad, yours is a face only a mother could love, and one I could never forget.
If you are not my a witch, no.
You are in no position to decide that.
Uh-oh.
It's my ability to eliminate children.
Shut them up for a while.
She said his first words.
My heart skipped a beat.
Didn't I mention I saw the trailer in my school?
Oh!
I don't want to change all my arms.
You can't tell me how to live.
Oh my gosh, he's died 153 times.
Good luck, bro.
Good luck, bro.
Prince's level.
Very sexy work.
You were nice.
Very naked.
Very nice.
Very naked.
Yeah, I like it!
Oh my god, but it made my hand hurt a lot.
What the fuck?
My hand is killing me.
They're very harsh on my hands.
It's true.
I'm good.
I just finished playing Bayonetta.
It was very fun.
I liked it.
I liked it.
I liked it a lot.
Very naked.
Yeah, the visuals are pretty nice.
When we fixed the whole issue and put her on high,
it looked really pretty.
I did not look pretty the other way, could not see, could not see, could not see.
Yeah, I want to continue it.
It's very fun.
What is the closest ending?
Oh, the closest.
If I play the closest, I have to play all the way from the beginning, which I kind
of don't mind because I had fun with the same part, but I don't know.
I don't know if I want to do that.
like apparently twitch tracker updated and the final tally for all-time peak
was to 328 205 what the fuck I did not see that number who not the number I saw
an obvious this is crazy bro is it because I was delayed is that why I
didn't see it congrats from a rat to a mouse King Ratata that's crazy it's
This is absolutely insane.
Jared? Of course Jared's here! Everybody's here!
Everybody, everybody in their mascots are here.
All my friends are here. I like to include my friends in my background.
Jared's here? Everybody's here.
Oh my god.
Seven foot.
Yeah, the ghost stayed in and out.
The little ghost for Halloween.
That was really fun. I really liked that game.
It was really fun.
I liked it.
I want to finish it.
Who's the left most ghost? Wait, I have to see, hold on.
Left most ghost?
I don't know, it's hard to see, I can't see, I think that's K-Son, but I'm not sure.
I think that's K-Son, cause she has a sword.
Son, K-Son.
Oh, walking.
Am I greater than a sub-scaler?
Subs start dropping off.
They start dropping off after the gifting period, it's already been a month.
So it's normal for the subs to go down.
They expire after a month, so unless you resub, it won't stick.
You know, a lot of gifted subs are, since they're gifted, people don't renew, you know?
Anymore people will stick around. It'll be really nice to have a lot of new friends around.
New people around. A lot of people decide to stick around.
It'll be very nice.
And one of those new people...
Well, thank you very much for being one of those new people.
Thank you.
It's okay if you can't solve when you stick around.
I'm happy that people are just here watching and hanging out and giving me a chance, you know?
It's just nice to have people want to actually hang out and stick around and just watch, you know?
So thank you for sticking around if you're here to hang out.
Ugh. Yeah, whether you're a know or old, everybody's welcome here. We welcome everyone.
But the old, old, like the elderly? You can be elderly and come and hang out. It's okay.
Just don't forget to take your medication. It's very important. You need to stay nice and healthy.
I don't remember to take my meds. I'm glad you like it. I'm glad you like the new look.
This makes me very happy.
I'm starting to-
I'm starting to want to-
I'm starting to like-
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
It's like every time I get to catch your stream,
you got a new outfit.
Well...
Kind of, yeah.
But it's because I have a lot of outfits
and I like to change and look
cute and, you know.
Happened earlier but, you know,
this is what it looks like.
I'm the witch.
I'm a witch, isn't my Halloween costume?
It's from the Time Defeats music video.
Start playing.
There's a ghost in my computer.
There's a ghost in my computer!
I am the witch of Twitch!
Beware!
Better beware!
Old man, I gotta start winding up for bed.
Winding...
I'm falling asleep!
I'm falling asleep.
I'm falling asleep.
Gotta wind up, wind down, wind it all around.
And I got more beds for Sub-a-con.
Let me take them out so they can put them in.
Extra large.
Give me one second, I'm going to put them in.
Items.
Uh, but this one, I come in the Twilight Zone.
Somebody's watching.
I'm going to go to the bathroom and brush my teeth.
I wash my face and I will be right back.
Ooh, spooky.
I'm back.
I'm not me. I'm not me and I'm drinking. I'm hydrating. Yeah, don't forget to hydrate.
Don't forget to hydrate. Okay. I'm getting everything prepared.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you.
Have a nice nap. Thank you. Oh my God. Let's pull up the bed.
I'll be back tomorrow, which is today.
I'll be back later today, which is tomorrow for me.
I don't have no sub-a-thon beds, but I'm addicted to this bed.
It's the cutest.
And be gay, you're doggies.
You'll crease your hat if you sleep with it.
Oh, I'll take it off.
Let me take off my glasses.
Oh, also take off my glasses.
Rest well, Mousie.
Just know that your sub-a-thon has been the highlight of my program.
Let me take off my glasses.
Uh, also take off my glasses.
Rest well, Mousy. Just know that your sub-a-thon has been the highlight of my past month and you did such a great job.
We love you.
Watching and thank you for hanging out with me, and I'll be back in the morning, which is nighttime.
Bye-bye.
Bad boy.
Hello?
Hello, everybody.
I have a meeting in an hour and a half and I need to prepare for it.
Can I co-work here with y'all? Please? Is that okay?
Work, work. More work, my lord?
I'm not that kind of work. Would anybody like to work with me? What's everybody working on?
Hello? What kind of stuff is everybody working on?
I don't know how to tell you all this, but like my three friends that I usually co-work
with are all busy. What do I do? Thank God you're all here. Building stuff in Minecraft, allegedly.
What kind of stuff are you building? Well, let me pop out the chat.
Oh my God, congrats on being number one, y'all. Tee hee. Oh, satisfactory. So much fun. I cannot
wait. I played that game a ton. Because it's now open like the 1.0, I am going to have to
to restart because I think a lot of stuff changed but I feel like I played that game three times
and every time I basically get to the same part where I start working towards oil and
then oh you know I stop playing for whatever reason and then when I restart I'm like oh
might as well restart again and yeah crazy fun game seems like they added so much stuff
I'm so excited.
It's such a fun game, y'all.
And Factorio.
Uh-huh.
Any big Factorio enjoyers in here?
A lot of the time, just spent idling.
Oh.
My favorite thing to do is sometimes when
I'm eating or talking, I'll just like handcraft items.
And there's always somebody that's going to come in and be
like, did you know that you could automate it?
Yes.
I know that I can automate it.
I'm trying to talk.
I'm trying to chill out.
What's she yelling for?
Lay down.
It's all been done before.
There's always, every single time, I'm like, oh,
I'm going to eat my food and just let these items auto-build.
Did you know that you can automate this?
Yes.
But I don't want to build a whole system of automation
right now.
I'm lazy.
Leave me alone.
is mouse sleeping? No, mouse is me. I am mouse. Mouse is actually an Eastern European woman
who lives in Canada. Now you know. She's been lying to you this whole time. She's actually
really tall. Thrill woman. Yes, have you ever seen all of Vichogio in the same room?
I think not. We are all the same. Are you guys talking about poker face, Alu? Yeah,
I heard the lore about that, too.
Is it real?
Is it fake?
I guess we'll never know.
So full disclosure, my meeting today
isn't like, I don't think I'm really
going to die if I don't prepare for it.
Actually, do you guys want to know about my meeting?
Because maybe you're like, no, Vitara, we don't.
Stop, yeah.
Would you like to know about it?
I forgot to ask your consent.
OK, OK.
So basically, it's something that I
should have done a little while ago,
but I'm basically going to talk to somebody who's
going to be like, OK, Matara, I think you should be posting
shorts on TikTok.
I think you should be doing more of this.
So I don't really have to prepare for the meeting
because the meeting is for me.
But this is a person who's very busy,
and getting a meeting with them was not difficult,
but it's valuable their time.
So I want to make sure I squeeze as much juice out
of that orange as I can.
And the best way is to kind of prepare like, OK, well,
where do I even want help?
What do I even want help with?
Where do I want advice?
What do I?
Yeah, it's a consultant.
So I want to make sure I get the most out of the meeting.
I already kind of know what I want to ask,
but just writing it down just in case,
Because you know sometimes when you start talking, you think to yourself later in the shower like,
oh, should have asked about that, why didn't I ask about it, silly me.
So in order to avoid the silly me, why didn't I do this?
I'm going to specifically do that so that I no longer think why didn't I do that.
What can I say, I'm just like that and by like that I mean like this.
What if you're already the third person and two have already died?
Go on, I'm here, I'm putting down and picking up the things you are putting up.
You never know what to ask unless it's after the talking.
See, a while back, somebody close to me said this.
Close mouths, don't get fed.
And it really made me think, because I think sometimes
those women were conditioned to, la, la, la, la, la,
let the world do your thing.
Navigate through the world beautifully and femininely.
Then I realized, you know what?
How am I going to get what I want
if I just wait for other people to give it to me.
It's like, have you ever had a friend who streams?
Or maybe you yourself have tried streaming
and you think to yourself, man, nobody invites me to collabs.
Yeah, if I only collabed, every time somebody
invited me to collabs, I'd only collab
when Zen invites me, or sometimes Limes, right?
So, nah.
You've got to take the bull by the horns, the old adage goes.
Nobody tells you where to go from here, you know?
Have I been reading the secret?
No.
I think I watched the movie a long time ago.
Which counterpoint, counterargument, also, oh my God, guys, I haven't started working
on my document.
I'm just talking to y'all.
point, you know, whatever you believe in, whatever you don't, none of my business.
But I will say this, almost every single business book I've read, or almost every
single kind of like self-development book, has talked a little bit about not
imagining, because I don't want it to sound very woo-woo, but basically
believing in yourself, right? Or if you and I walk into a room together and
and you think nobody here cares about me, nobody likes me,
nobody cares about what I have to say, I'm worthless,
I'm stupid, you're gonna navigate that room
a little bit differently than somebody who's like,
oh, you know, like, I have interesting questions to ask,
like, oh, this is a really cool place to be in,
I can't wait to meet the people here.
So again, not to be very woo-woo about it,
but yeah, I think a little bit of the way
that you enter a room, and I hate to say your vibe
for your energy because it's not that,
but it also kind of is, right?
Where it's like, oh, yeah, I'm in this cool room
with these like really smart people.
I wanna ask them some nice stuff.
I wanna talk to them versus somebody who's like,
oh, every single, I only ever ask stupid questions.
Oh, I'm gonna embarrass myself when I talk to these,
I don't know, mentors.
Even that sounds like something,
someone's gonna get scabbed.
My mentor?
I mean, are you all picking up what I am putting down?
The power of charisma, the RIS as they say.
I think it also works in this, I don't know, definitely having like, I don't know,
I feel that somebody who can ask a dumb quote-on-quote question naively confidently
and with good charisma, as they say,
is just people remember that, people like that.
Versus somebody who's like,
oh, I can't ask this, they're gonna laugh at me.
Am I participating in the Michelle Giustaprella?
Yeah, I think everybody is.
I'm just not streaming much until I think next week,
because I have just so many meetings,
so many things I'm working on.
I'm trying to set up a few long-term projects.
Fun fact, one of my really close friends
just got laid off their job and they've generally had a really bad time with finding work lately
and I've been needing a project manager so I am going to see if I can try to incorporate
them as a babysitter in my team because I need somebody every day to be like, hey, how's
that thing going?
How's this thing going?
Did you finish this thing?
It's okay.
I got like three months.
Yeah.
I mean, I talked about it with the manager on Monday where I'm not really going to try
to win, not to humble brag or anything, but I think if I just go up my regular pace of
collaborating, I'll probably get there in about a month and a half, two months.
So I'm not going to rush and try to beat out the girls, but the girls are going
to have to kind of get together and do something otherwise.
I could eventually kind of win it, you know?
Oh, I completely agree that people have their own goals
and I don't have to rush anything,
I can go at my own pace.
But, as Mr. Trent Bresner once said,
kind of I want to, huh?
Having a friend as a manager can be risky.
Yeah, I agree, but you can't work with every single friend.
But I think I just, I have pretty good communication.
I have really good boundaries.
I basically want people who work not as hard as me,
because it's my business.
So I'm always going to work a little bit harder.
But still pretty hard.
I think it could work.
And I'm also very, very honest that if things don't work out,
then things don't work out.
Yeah, I do think it's possible to work with friends.
You just need really good communication.
And also this friend and I, we have known each other for so long, I think it's fine.
And we've disagreed a lot, so I think we're good.
But thank you.
You are correct.
I would generally typically tell people, maybe not to work with most friends, but because
anytime you add more points of friction, it could really ruin stuff, but we'll see.
And honestly, I'm also kind of worried to be honest with you like if let's say we do
a trial period and it doesn't work out that you know maybe they're going to be a bit upset.
But I also really need the help so I'll take that gamble.
Long time fan, first time caller, hello.
What can I help you with?
Talk to Mama Mata.
Talk to Auntie Mata.
What's on your mind?
You've got your trouble tonight, Angel.
I'm here.
Talk to Mama Mata.
Tell her your troubles.
Tell her what's ailing you.
Tell her what's gotten you so down.
Do I start eating from the top or the bottom?
Interesting.
What are we eating?
Or is this about the music that's playing
that I'm not hearing?
Yeah, I just feel like it is scary to work with friends.
I agree, but I think sometimes it's a little scarier to work with strangers.
Because there's a lot of secrets when you're Matara Khan.
There's a lot of dead ex-husband bodies, you know?
And sometimes it's just easier to work with the pals who know where the bodies are hidden, you know?
They don't ask questions.
They know where the bodies are hidden, you know,
versus taking a risk on people who
don't know where the bodies are hidden, who might be like,
Matara, I heard a rumor that you have
eaten your ex-husband, crazy shenanigans, right?
And I'd go, what?
Who would make up such lies?
What a crazy thing to lie about.
What a crazy thing to lie about.
I could never.
Or could I?
Dun, dun, dun.
But yes, do not eat your husbands.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Sorry, I dropped my phone.
Basically, sorry, basically it means
it takes off both the, it would be cool if it went.
If it went, take off one, take off the other, et cetera.
Can I eat someone else's husband?
So if they are married under the watchful eye of God, I don't think you should eat their husband.
Again, I'm not trying to tell you what to do, but I think if they are married, then it is – they are that person's husband to eat, right?
I think it's, will you go to hell?
I don't know if you eat another woman's husband
or man's husband, but it's just kind of not cool, right?
Like, get your own, you know?
Husbands are plentiful and abundant.
They're everywhere.
Like, half the world's population
could be your husband, you know?
Just get another one.
Don't eat another man or another woman's husband.
Come on, that's theirs, right?
And I get it, maybe if you're very young
And you have maybe not, you know, maybe it's like a confidence
thing where you think, like, ooh, I can get another woman's
husband or another man's husband.
But eventually, as you get older and more confident,
everybody will look at that and just be like, ugh, why?
Like, I think when you're younger, sometimes that kind
of thing can feel like a status thing.
Like, ooh, yeah, I got another woman's husband.
I ate him.
But as you get older, nobody will ever be like, oh,
Yeah, good for you.
Yeah, you really showed her by eating her husband.
Everybody will just be like, what?
Hell yeah, that's good.
I'll tell you what, probably your close friend
won't really trust you as much, because now they'll
be thinking, are you going to betray me
when I'm not looking?
Trust is a very valuable thing.
Watch it calmed down as the pendulum.
No, it was time.
Shit, that was a different lyric.
Right?
I just feel like if you show to your close friends
that you are untrustworthy.
Even if it's with somebody you don't really know,
the way you do anything is the way you do everything.
If you eat another man or another woman's husband,
even if it's not your friend's husband,
that person will still be like, where else
do you do these things that are not very pog champ?
So yeah, what I'm saying is, yes, you could technically
eat another person's husband.
Sorry, I keep saying woman because I am a disgusting hetero.
But you get where I'm going, right?
What if they are a willing victim of cannibalism?
Ah, still.
Like, they made a vow to another person.
You know?
They made a vow to another person.
It's a little cringe.
At least talk it out, at least like work, I don't know.
Everything is hard in life, right?
You gotta pick your heart.
And regardless of what people say,
relationships are a tough business.
So maybe they're fighting and their husband tells you,
oh, I consent to be eaten.
Well, you're someone else's husband.
That's consent to be eaten by your wife, you know?
How do we get to this conversation?
Am I going to get bonked by the bots?
I think last time the bots were like,
Battara, please, why are you always talking about cannibalism?
But now the cannibalism is a life lesson, huh?
Oh, three minute break.
All right, no more cannibalism talk.
Everybody quiet.
Can't eat.
Can't sleep.
I have no one to eat.
And I can't sleep on an empty stomach.
Oh, yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, go home and cannibalize your partner.
Mauds, I'm so sorry.
I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll change. I'll change.
Mauds, I promise you I'll change. I'll stop.
Consentually, I have to remember that right now maybe people aren't aware that I'm a space cockroach from outer space.
Maybe people might be hearing this and thinking, what is going on?
So yeah, everybody, if you're wondering, I am an alien.
So this is legal and normal where I'm from.
It's illegal where you are from, but where I'm from, it's fine.
And I just haven't really adapted to the new rules,
as Dua Lipa says.
I got new rules.
I got them.
Yeah, now I'm in your jurisdiction,
so I got to be careful.
And y'all got the long gun of the law, you know?
So I've got to be careful.
I don't want to be in trouble for all my crimes.
Because once they start looking, there's a lot of crimes there.
I'm not ready to go to jail.
My jail arc is 2026.
And then escape out of prison in 2027.
And then run for God Empress of the World in 2028.
Bishes like that.
You know, just do what I do.
All my little tiered and momos are
going to spawn by that time, 2028.
We'll be able to take over.
Yeah, we like that.
We do a little bit of Tomfoolery.
Actually, whenever you can.
Wait, you want me to record for this, right?
All right, everybody.
I can't keep talking about this stuff.
We got to get to work, OK?
I need your help.
I'm going to open up my document.
Sounds good.
I'll do it right after I work on this document.
All right, everybody.
And then you have to remind me that I need to record an intro
meeting, questions.
It is a work stream chat with YouTube rep next week
to discuss this.
Do I get a stab for babysitting?
No, I think it has to be like a club.
Martha, do you think there's a person for anyone?
Ooh, great question.
Me trying to avoid doing work at any cost?
Yes.
But when you say person, does it have to be romantic?
I think there's a friend out there for anybody.
And not everything in life has to be romantic.
But if you are asking romantically, then yeah,
I think there's definitely a way that you can have a quote
unquote, romantical life with anybody, not anybody.
There is someone out there for you, yes.
But I think this is somewhere that people forget.
Any relationship, and I mean friendship,
parenthood can be work.
I think in movies you see this thing where it's like,
oh my god, they fell in love through thinking thin.
But it's disagreement.
Some of my closest friends, we are close friends
because we had disagreements and we handled them properly.
Yeah, you can absolutely have like,
you can live with your friends, you can have,
a lot of folks who've been married for a really long time
talk about how their relationship now
is more like a friendship.
So I definitely think through communication
and a little amount of working together,
putting down your stuff for,
Sorry, I'm answering my rigor for my model.
It's good to see you too, Kevin.
Hi, Matta.
It's good to see you here.
Hype train.
Don't get excited, but get excited, everybody.
It's a hype train.
Get in.
Is this it?
Is this all I have to prepare for my meeting?
How do I get a ducky?
Actually, I don't know.
How do you get a ducky, Angel?
Is the show Joe like a Vtuber corporation?
Sort of. I don't know what you mean by corporation, so I don't know how to answer you.
I'm sorry, Angel. It is Matara Khan, not Matara Khan.
All right, is this it? Have I prepared for my meeting?
Amazing.
Okay, let me divide it into parts maybe. That's going to be easier.
Okay, I guess I'll just keep it at this.
I can start working on my next thing.
How exciting.
Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee.
All right, am I prepared for my tomorrow meeting?
I don't think so.
And I have a Friday meeting.
You guys, this is my week of meetings.
Do you think I'm going to?
Oh, shit, this is going to be a big list.
I am going to mistake.
Guys, I was working on a little list, right?
And then that list went from like 20 people to like 50 people.
And now this list is looking like a hundred people.
When does it stop being a little list?
This is not good.
This is a, oh, is this a meeting or a wedding?
No, it's not a meeting.
It's, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11, 7, 5, 6, 12, 14, 17.
OK, that's not 100, but I need to be stopped.
I can't.
I need to be stopped.
This is not good.
This is not good.
This is not great.
Ooh, yai, yai, yai, yai, yai, yai.
My list just keeps getting bigger, you guys.
La precha de fecha sim.
La precha de fecha sim, okay, seven, seven.
Gonna have a list from TwitchCon that I have to add on here.
Chabroni Mike.
Okay, this list is looking kind of baby, guys.
Am I babysitting?
No, you guys are babysitting me.
Get it twisted.
Get it twisted.
I get it twisted, my loves.
Hum-hum-hum-hum-hum-hum-hum-hum-hum-hum-hum-hum-hum-hum-hum-hum-hum.
I'll do this.
Boop-boop-boop-boop-boop.
Boop-boop-boop-boop.
Boop-boop-boop-boop-boop.
Sorry, I have a song called, White Light in my head.
La-la.
It's from a game called Tales of Zosteria.
It's a really good song.
OK.
I need to be stopped.
This list is getting a little too big, a little too fast,
and a little too furious.
I have a question.
Do I need to download anything for Google Meet?
Has anybody here ever used Google Meet?
Do I need to download things to meet people on Google Meet?
How does that work?
Genuine question.
Probably not.
Googled meat before.
Stop that maybe left.
Cool, thank you.
I really need to cut people off this list.
Shit.
I know I'm going to get yelled at for how big this list is.
But how do you pick a favorite child?
How do you cut a person off a list?
How do you just go like, oh yeah,
I don't want this person on my list.
How do you do that?
How do you do that?
Can't do that?
The as impartial as possible.
I can't.
I can't.
What if I gave you more info?
It's basically a list of stuff, but I
have to pay for these things.
I have to pay for people to get these things.
Not a lot, lot, but I still have to pay.
So it's going to be a little bit of money.
How often and useful are the items?
They are very useful.
They are very gorgeous to me.
Question about my timeouts?
know, people have to wait out their time. There's no such thing as paying money to get
out of the timeouts, sorry. You have to wait it out. This list is going to get me in trouble.
I had a dream yesterday night that I was playing Minecraft with Mint. So I'm actually going
ask Mint would you like to do a small Minecraft server with some girlies for
like October month you can I just think it would be neat smiley face I had a
dream that I was playing with Mint and for some reason Limes was there so why
I hear you guys are babysitting me while I work.
Min plus metara is Minecraft Autumn, something like that.
I will, 11-7 is 18 plus 5, 23 plus 14.
37, yeah.
37 plus 6, 43.
43 plus 12, 55.
55 plus 14, 69.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15,
16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 69 plus 21, 90, fuck.
My list has 90 people on it.
There are already 90 people.
Maybe I should just put a cap to like 100.
That way, hear me out.
Instead of feeling guilty about having to cut out people,
I will just add 10 more people.
I think that's the solution.
Instead of trying to cut down, let me just say, oh, 100.
And then that's it.
I'm a genius.
Cooperative, that's going to be future me's problems.
That's going to be future me's problems.
She'll have to put up with that.
I think that's just neat.
This is why you can never let me lead things.
I am just a, I really need a project manager,
babysitter ASAP to tell me no,
to tell me that things are a bad idea,
to tell me to quit now and forever live in shame.
Ooh, Gainor, I love your name.
Am I, I don't ever know if it's Mead or Med.
I like Mead, Med, yeah, it's good.
But I am doing sober october so it's too bad.
Med is pronounced me out of here. Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay?
You too, jace.
I'm a little behind on some stuff.
I found it. I found what I was looking for.
Good news. You only got 20 more minutes with me. Then I gotta go back. I'm not sure.
Depends what I start working on. Because this is really fun, but I definitely get a little
bit less work done than I should. I have added things for you to draw my friend.
Smile. How was the gym this morning? I have bad news for you. I didn't go because I slept
And then I woke up in the middle of the night and thought maybe I'll work on some stuff.
And then I saw that one of the Vishogam managers was awake and he's the only person that will
play Overwatch with me.
So we got a few games in.
I don't want to alarm anybody, but we are almost in 2025.
The pandemic was almost five years ago.
I don't want to age anybody or scare anybody, but feels old man.
March 2025.
What did I do?
What did I do?
Ba-da-ba-ba-ba.
OK, everybody.
I have my meeting in 15 minutes.
Thanks for babysitting.
I appreciate it.
She hates us.
No, I told you all I had a meeting at 2.
Don't be like that.
Don't say that.
You don't actually mean that.
Don't say that.
Don't say that.
Stop.
Don't mean that.
Sure, have fun with your meeting.
It's Corpa.
It's corpa time.
It's corpa time, you guys.
It's big corpa.
It's important.
I've got to be a big corpa, OK?
Big corp on the tarot time, please.
Please, my friends.
Be kind.
All right, my loves.
It was really, really fun.
Sorry for talking about eating your husbands
and not eating other people's husbands.
again, I use the word husband, but you know, it could be wife or just partner, you know.
What else do I want to tell you? I love you. Stay cute. Drink water. Wash your face. Do
your stretches. Make sure you get up from your chair and stretch a little bit. Eat a
spree. I'm not hungry. I'll have you know. I'm not hungry right now. But I might see
you later depends on how much work I gotta do to be honest and depends how
excited I am to work it so I'll see you guys in a bit big kisses because it's
all like I'm kissing you or does it sound like I'm eating you hold on let me
let me see what it sounds like on your end kind of sounds like I've eaten you
right? It doesn't even sound like kisses.
My God, it sounds like I'm eating you.
Why can I never make it sound like kisses?
It sounds like I'm calling a cat.
In your language, how do you call a cat?
Because for example, in French, it's mignou, mignou, mignou, mignou.
And then I think in English, it's psss.
But in Russian, it's kss, kss, kss.
It's with a kss, kss.
In Finnish, it's kss, kss, kss.
It's what in France? Don't you say menu? I was like for cats. Cute.
That's in some languages, but it's with the K in Russian. It's ming ming interesting. Okay, my
loves. I'm sorry it sounds like I'm eating you. I can't help myself. Bye bye! Ochi mama! Ochi mamo! Bye bye!
Hi, you guys. What happened? I got summoned for babysitting.
I said I'd do it. I said I'd do it. It's my day off.
But you're lucky I like you guys, so I'm doing it.
But folks, it's my dream sound, okay? I don't choose to do it. It just does it.
Yeah, it's literally my day off and I'm spending it babysitting you guys. How do you feel?
What's everyone been doing today, what's everyone been doing today, as I say I've literally
not been on doing anything, I guess okay I'm going to hit you with a kerfball here,
I got a shower and then literally was like, ah what's everybody up to, like while I
was drawing off and everything and I popped in seeing no one was babysitting and was
I was like, oh, shit, Yu-Gi-Oh boy.
Oh, well, well, coincidence.
I've literally just opened Yu-Gi-Oh.
Isn't that a co-winkie thing?
Might believe us for a meeting.
Aw, that's OK.
They're all really busy and stuff, I get it.
Is that a BK cut?
No, who's that?
Sorry, I'm joking.
Hello.
Sorry, trying to get the, uh, trying to get my Yu-Gi-Oh
windowed mat so I can see you guys and chat with her. Yeah, who was that? How's the deck?
Uh, I don't know. I've literally just opened the game. It's loading. Any song projects
you're working on? Okay, right. I'm working on like, I think like 60 odd songs right now
or something like that. Did I enjoy the model debut last night? Yeah, I couldn't watch
all of it. I only stuck around for, uh, just after she took the half. Uh, because
it wasn't like a fucking one in the morning for me. But I'm gonna be re-watching the
Vod so it's okay. Did Marcy, who's an artist for her new modelers? I can tell you who it is.
It's Camo. Same person that did the art for Cotton's model, same one that did it for her,
did the art for the 115 I did with Fruit. Literally when I saw her socks I was like,
I know exactly who's drawn this so the shade I saw the
Shading on the socks when she got to them and I was like I know exactly who shaded these
Yeah, the same as the mom and I'll see as well. Yeah, it's okay
But yeah, I I can I
No, I'm gonna
Let you guys know I can only stick around for about an hour. Just a heads up as I say it's day off. So
I've got stuff I'm doing but
I can stick around for about an hour and then I've got so funny to go with yeah
I'm sorry
Boo, I'm spooky. Holy shit
See right that okay, okay fucking
Emote right I have to uh I
Had to check what the fuck someone just surrendered literally two seconds into a game um
I saw that emote right that you guys are typing
This entire time, I didn't realize it was the o-key, you know?
I thought you guys were just threatening to stop me, because I've only got an hour.
They go, oh!
Okay, I see how it is!
Listen, I live in London, I'm used to it.
Within the knives, I was like, whoa!
Oh, no.
Yeah, only an hour, yeah.
Three.
Yeah, I've got a bunch of stuff I need to do.
It's Tuesday in it?
No, actually, it's Wednesday.
It's actually Wednesday.
It was Tuesday yesterday.
Yeah.
No, it's like, yeah, it's Wednesday, my dudes!
You know, actually, hold on, let me...
Now, my voice is not awake enough for that today.
You guys can probably tell.
I've not long woken up.
I went to do the the Wednesday thing. I've no long walk around you guys have got
morning voice right now technically morning voice at what time is it fucking
half seven and night there's what say it's seven I stayed up till one because
I was watching the mousy debut and then what's it called then I ended up
watching some funny video about brains.
But then I woke up earlier and I didn't feel well.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
it's not like that, it's not like that, right?
I didn't sleep more than four hours.
I kept waking up.
Quite icky, actually.
Yeah, it was a video about some dude,
like they did a test to split a brain in half
and all that kind of stuff.
All right.
Okay, shall we?
Yes, I shall.
Right before I came and seen you guys.
Literally what I was doing right before I joined.
Yeah, it was like how you're, you're like, it was like talking about how like your
brain is like the two halves of your brain interact.
But like independently and that like kind of causes like when you think like, oh,
I've got voices in my head. That's what it was. That's what that's what it was.
I'm like when you when you're like why did I make that decision that's not a
decision I would make. Yeah, so it's because it's because your brain there's
one half your brain that does something and another one that does another
and people question the decision. Do you know? How is my brain a dead ADHD?
Oh boy, you getting into that?
Yeah, I'm feeling that one.
ADHD and autism over here buddy.
I'm feeling that one.
Going very well.
I think I over extend it.
I think I might be able to do it.
This comes to you.
I might be getting a Chinese tonight.
a Chinese takeaway thing
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I am very excited for it
yeah, uh, dude
if I could screen share I'd show you guys the video
um
that is an unhinged thing I just read
yes, oh, salt and pepper chicken
how do you know?
wait, no, you're probably getting number 9
the thing is whether or not to waste money on digital
you go again
pfff
mine's been Nikkei, that's been the one that's uh
Absolutely shredded my work actually no Marcy sub-a-thon
Yeah, Marcy sub-a-thon, I think has been the thing that's been in so far
That and twitch con my tar has got a sub-a-thon coming up as well. Oh
Damn well shit
Do we have a date for that actually you have a date for that
15th? Sorry, I'm just reading something.
T-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
Yeah, reading. Oh my God!
No fucking way!
VTuber reads!
Um, well, I fucked up.
Thank you, your player.
It wasn't even that, I thought I was reading, I was reading something else.
Ta-na-ta-ta-ta-ta!
Also, who's currently winning the duck thing?
Who's currently winning?
Everyone loses?
Not everything has to be a competition?
It does run into the fucking battle arena of the pool.
The ones at the bottom of the pool, what they win.
Yeah, they're just chilling dude.
They're just chilling.
Pacifist.
Whatever had ranked?
Oh my god, childhood harm if it was ranked and I don't think Zen would leave.
Oh my god, I got a win!
You wish it was pay to win?
God damn.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
I want to make up Marcy, she's okay, she's lost her sleep, wait, when did she go to sleep?
I was like, I literally woke up at like, I think it was, what?
I woke up at like 8, and I really didn't feel well.
I was like, oh my god, like you know like when you feel like right on the edge of throwing up?
I was like that for like a good solid like 5 hours.
Um, yeah, um, I felt like really not well and I was like, oh, thank fuck. I'm not like, it's my day off
So I was like, fuck it. I'm going back to sleep. Um, but um, yeah
Yeah, I just went back to sleep
And then woke up at like seven
six or seven
like Bayonetta. Oh I think I popped in while she was playing Bayonetta but I was lurking.
It's funny I'm actually a resident lurker in most places but I kind of love you know you know when
you know when I come in and you guys just do this hold on I'm sorry that
you know you guys do this and like you say like the name of like person there like that
it makes me fucking like I sit there and genuinely start laughing
Same in every chat really, that you guys do it, but it's just funny when you do it.
Yeah, like that.
Yeah.
Other than that, they're like 99% of the time I will look.
So you guys don't see it.
Yeah, you guys don't see it a lot of times.
Has Zen trolled today?
Not as of yet.
Not as of yet.
I think I can get some reptile deck right now, and I've never seen it before.
I think it's new.
Ragnorica? Looks like the name of it. That crossed with Riptillian? No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no. I'm playing, well, I was playing Turbo Danger Dark World yesterday,
but everyone's using really nasty decks, so I'm just using your bell at the moment.
Yeah, you know, you don't, right, okay, let's see on something, you know those days chat where you just can't wake up?
Having one of those days, I've been playing Nikkei, uh, I've been playing very recently, I kind of took a bit of time off while I was away in America.
Did you have anyone yell wake up at you? I'd bits do it before.
And I also got a shower and yeah, like I said, everyone does.
I think a Boba is in the end.
Pot of green, draw three!
Oh my god, I only have that to do my turn?
Really?
Jesus.
So I'm an a Boba?
Well I'm pretty sure I have the Echo effect thing.
Yeah, a Boba is the play dude.
Alright, let's see if I can do this.
You fucking asshole, not you Trot, sorry.
Do you remember the bidet?
No, I do need to get one though.
Oh my god, October sounds like a boba.
Holy shit.
Siren on the field in a boba mode.
If I must destroy 80% of the value of Twitter, I should be ill.
Dude, I have a...
But I don't even think that's a topic we should really get into, really.
into the whole fucking twitter versus x shit wait what gaming back then versus now
guy playing it huh what is this what yeah killer what is it game and nose qt get
I mean L divers came out Space Marine came out do I need go on
Q knows my thing. You know what I do miss though? I do miss like, you know, like, what's
the word a bit? An iron moves. You know, when you've got, what's the fucking name of it?
Literally can't even think. Brain not working. Chat, give me a brain cell. I need to borrow
for a second. Oh, like, when games have a, what's it called? You know, when I...
Hold up. This is great. My thought process is just completely just leaving.
Like, absolutely completely just leaving me every time I try and grasp it.
But um
PhD is not cooperating right now. I forgot. What was I talking about?
What was I talking about?
Games something to do with games something to do with games. What the fuck was I talking about?
God was I talking about?
Oh, you know like a best example I can give of this is like a gaze of war
You know how, like, Gaze of War, like, back in the day, like, had, like, its cheesy little goofy,
um, like, like, if they had this charm to it, and now, like, games are, like, really, it's funny
you say, Maxi, because I literally just played it. That's hilarious. Um, like, it used to have,
like, this goofy charm, and, like, like, for example, like, Time Splitters. Have I got any
Time Splitters players in chat or some people have played Time Splitters at some point.
So you guys know exactly what I'm talking about.
They had this goofy over the top super cheesy fucking whatever, right?
It was just super super wicked.
It's really cheesy.
It's like it's a video game.
Like it's over the top and all that kind of stuff.
Had to like this charm to it.
Now Geyser War is probably the best example of this. You look at early Geyser War, like the first like three.
It's got like this super duper big charm to it. And then like the later ones go a little too serious. Future perfect.
Well, that's a banger over one as well. Yeah, do you see what I mean? Yeah, bring cheese back. Yeah.
Like Brendan Fraser and the mummy?
Yeah, you get it.
You get it.
I miss stuff like that and then like it's funny when you like watch stuff and like though.
Fuck, Thanos?
No, fuck.
There's tiny stuff all over.
It's like salt and pepper chicken?
Aw dude, I think I'm getting salt and pepper chicken in a bit.
I think I'm getting salt and pepper chicken in a bit.
Very excited.
That's just my urge to trap my ring too.
Well, A, Mousey's asleep, B, it's in solve only mode I'm pretty sure, and C, I'm half asleep.
But chat's chilling, chat's chilling on your chat, you guys are chilling like a villain,
chilling like a villain dude.
Hi half asleep, I'm Doc Foxy, I spy Kate, so I'm here.
That is so fucking cute, what the fuck?
That is so fucking cute.
How do I want to do this?
Oh I can make this work.
Sorry there's someone Slyther and I'm just about to stop it.
Yeah Slyther the Sky Dragon, from you go.
Um...
Brrrrr.
Wait, just sub to say you look like Tails when Sonic's tough?
What?
What if I...
What if I...
What, me or...
Me or Mouse?
That is a...
That is a crazy statement.
Oh my god, on my Tri-Reno, it's not displaying badges for some reason.
Save point, you didn't have a fucking sword for me a sec.
That was a odd sensation seeing you without a badge.
Uh, you look like Tails.
I look like Tails when Sonic's top.
I'm trying to imagine what Sonic being a top would look like.
You're looking at, I'm not, I'm actually not, I'm in pajamas right now.
Again, it's my day off. I'm wearing pajamas all day. Yeah, I'm nice and cozy. I got a
chromie crop top and a set of monochrome-plated pajama pants and then a pair of skull-key
slippers. That's pretty cute! That's pretty cute!
It tells the kid not know that is Nichols. She looks Australian to me. Fuck it.
How do I do this? Um, sorry. I'm trying to pull this on my ass right now.
The the duel I mean does it sound like candy to you? Yeah, that's a that's a point right?
Candy is Australian. You think I sound like candy? The answer is yes you need your ears.
is true. Nor. Oh my god, I can make this one.
Did Niles guess in my butt? It's okay. I'm just being a bitch.
I think a bitch is okay.
And as church is cate, he sounds like a dog, a cat, and a goat.
We haven't been graceful of a moo to determine that yet.
I don't think I've, um, I don't think I've tried to do a car watch to know that
I'm thinking about it. Gracefuls with a moo?
Fuck sake.
I mean, I could. I could.
I guess. I'd probably need to do the fucking voice train that thing to do that.
Oh my god am I about to one-shot this dude?
Yeah. Yep.
Holy fuck.
Right. Hold on let me...
Let me just have a drink.
I'm trying to lube my throat but I'm going to try and do a moo.
Actually my morning voice might play into it.
It'll be like a...
mmm...
kind of thing.
I don't think that's very good.
A little deeper in the chest?
No, that doesn't...
Didn't you pet like a cat before? Yes, that is like this.
So that's that.
I don't know if I could actually physically go low enough to do like a... like a moo.
To like a moo moo cow thing.
Yeah, I don't think my voice physically goes low enough to do that.
Yeah, like if I... moo...
Yeah, that feels weird.
I don't like that!
Babycars are a thing?
That is true.
You're not wrong there.
Yeah, I just don't think I'm physically capable
of making the noise.
Babycars are adorable.
You are correct.
Yeah, I know what a cow sounds like.
Like a cow sounds like.
I just can't physically make the noise.
It's a little too down there.
Like literally, if I,
I'll show you how low I can go, right?
I'll show you how low my voice physically goes. You'll hear it bottom out right when I do this
Like bear in mind. This is also morning voice right you guys are hearing right now as well
So this is like this is already like lower than usual
So if I do like a
Yeah, you can hear it bottoms out though
That's about as low as I can go. It's not even that low. Yeah, the aboba scale.
Yeah, I think the lowest I can do is like, you know the little fucking middle-aged,
fucking pulled dude voice the idea that's bloody lovely um yeah that's kind of
kind of where it sits oh would you like that one do you like that one yeah you
like the one yeah that's what it looks like yeah boba boba uh yeah you tried
I don't know, it was Dandelion and Burdock, I'm pretty sure it was, wasn't he, I think
he's just trying Dandelion and Burdock and he's like, oh that's bloody lovely that is.
Wang? What the fuck is Wang? Where does Wang, what does, huh, where does what sit, what?
I'm so confused. He said where it sits so I'm wondering what, oh, I don't know,
I forgot. Well, shit. I just fucked up. Oopsy poopsie. Um, southern twang. Wait, uh, did
you find, wait, hold up. Did you find any of the D2 changes upcoming? Interesting. I
I don't know any of them. I had installed Destiny, like last week I think. I hadn't played it in months since Final Shape.
I didn't even finish the Final Shape raid. I just kind of stopped playing because A, the story is done
And then they like nerfed a bunch of the farms and made it really tedious to farm for anything
So I was like I
Really cannot be bothered
And so I was like shit. I've not played this game since like June
Am I probably going to return to it? No, I don't think so
So I was like fuck it. I'm just gonna want to
I actually haven't seen what episodes are like, what are they like, because they also said
that they were going to turn, like, they turn around and were like, yeah, well, not bringing
out any big expansions anymore, and so they're like, I don't even do it anymore, like seasons
but one less per year and they're not doing big expansions anymore they said
right but basically just a seasonal model but worse yeah now I agree destiny
does suck I say that with it tattooed on my fucking wrist but yeah now I could I
completely agree I completely agree you're not wrong chat you're not
wrong I have a destiny tire yep I have it but I didn't get it because it's
Destiny? I got it because of the tagline.
It's the same as the whole reason I have Wubba Wubba dub dub tattooed on my other arm.
But yeah, I got the Destiny tattoo when I was 18
to signify guardians make their own fate.
And then I've got Wubba Wubba dub dub on my other arm.
At least I can get an anthem tattoo.
Buh! That was low blow again.
What a conco- oh dude, imagine. Imagine getting a f***ing-
Get in a f***ing conco- oh my god, I'm sorry if anyone did.
I'm sorry if anyone did, I'm sorry for your loss.
Hey Dresden, off for Halloween? Yeah, I'm probably going to do, um,
I'm trying to say what I want to do, but more than likely,
more than likely is going to be, um, what's it called?
It's more than likely gonna be, uh, Goth waifu friggin, um, what they're called.
Uh, Goth waifu Ghost Base again.
I imagine.
Yeah, more than likely.
That's why it's probably gonna end up being big titties, they're right.
Well, I mean, I have those, so, yeah.
Yeah, I hit 326k.
Chat absolutely fucking smashed it.
Crazy.
Are you young?
It depends what you consider young. I would say yes
but
It depends what you consider younger guys. I would bet you're about 25
chat froze my age at 25, so
Guess that comes oh my god now fuck I prefer one because like right here's the thing I feel
Younger now than I did in my teens
25 plus 3, no 25 plus 2, which would be 25 season 3, which is what my chat calls it.
Yeah, get off my lawn vibe.
No, because right, the whole story behind that was I said, oh, I'm so excited to hit
30s because in my head, 30s is like peak.
And then I was like, oh, I'm so excited and then chat was like, no, you're 25 for
I was like, oh, okay, fuck.
So 28?
No, I'm not 28.
But technically, if we're talking canonically,
if we're talking V2% then I'm thousands of years old.
Think about it.
Okay, I'm gonna describe this in the best way that I can
and the way that it makes sense to me, right?
No, I'm 27.
You literally went too high and too low.
God damn it.
I'm 27, but as I say, chat stopped me up, thingy.
Let's think about it, right?
25, 25 season one would be 25.
25 season two would be 26.
25 season three is 27.
So, but what's it called?
Yeah, no, the way I see it is like,
you've obviously have your like childhood shit
that you go through and then being a teenager
is being self-destructive and shit
and being told what to do
and having weird coping mechanisms are extremely not good,
and stuff like that, but you're young,
so you think you're in the right.
And you're in your education, and all that shit.
And basically, you just fuck yourself up.
Or at least I did.
I'm not going to fucking go into it on Mousy's stream,
but yeah.
Then 20s is like sorting the shit out
that you did during a teenager.
At least this is what it's been for me
and the way I think it should be.
20s is like dealing with what you did in your teens
and like actually you're not in education anymore.
You've like had a little bit of experience
like navigating like,
or at least you're starting to navigate the world
your own fruition and stuff like that and you're starting to find your own footing and navigate who
you are as a person and you're old enough to be an actual adult so people can't use the
the excuse of oh you're a kid so how would you know and blah blah blah blah blah blah.
And then so 30s you've done all that you've at least experienced the world for about 10 years
yourself and then you've actually kind of figured out who you are and you've worked a little
bit, you've maybe figured out a couple of your hobbies and what interests you actually
have and you've managed to navigate the relationships with people in the world that you actually
like instead of just high school relationships,
which are shites.
And then, yeah, you've got like the freedom
to do whatever's because you're in your thirties.
Does this see how that makes sense?
Like, in my head, that makes sense.
So that's why I'm like, oh, I'm excited for my thirties.
That's why I'm like, yo,
biggest little bullshit adults tell yours
when your kids is what you'll understand
you're older. You're forever 25 though, I know. Yeah, that's the way I see it at least anyway.
Well, you're not meant to stop developing until 25, right? I'm pretty sure it's like the,
I'm like, I'm pretty sure that's the, this is the thing, right? Also, everybody's just a,
everybody's just an idiot trying to figure out their own little navigation of the, of this
fucking shithole of a planet right? Everyone's just trying to be a little
better than they were yesterday and stumbling around without a
fucking clue. Naradar vergency can slow down developing?
Hey! Yeah! Yeah dude, you know, it always blows my mind.
It always blows my mind that when it's like oh what's the age of the stream?
18 plus. What if I'm 15? Die. Yeah, you get the fuck out. This is how you do that. Oh,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Right. Ren, right. Real talk for a second. As I say, I'm not going to
dump on Marcy's stream because it's not the time nor the place. I'm literally just babysitting.
Right? With the 18, I personally was not planning on seeing past 18, so when I hit it, I'd left school two years prior, so I was working like four jobs, something like that.
Then I moved out at 18, to go and live at my nuns,
which was a little bit of a way away.
Got another four jobs while I was there,
because I was used to doing that.
And I started getting sober between the age of 18 and 21
and sorting my shit out that I damaged myself with
in my teens, because I was extremely self-destructive.
So,
like that whole 18 was like my starting point. That was like, that wasn't peak at all. That's
like, that's like where you should go. Oh, okay. Shit. I'm 18. I'm not like, at least
in England, that's why you stopped being a teenager and you become an adult. So I was
like, holy shit, I'm still kicking. Fuck. I should sort my shit out. So I was like,
Alright
Yeah, once you get past that fucking way. Oh
And you like I'll tell you now once I once I hit 21. I was kind of like oh shit. Okay now what?
Moving out of 18 was the biggest scam I've ever told
Yeah, I mean I managed to get my first place at 21. I don't own a place right now, but um
Yeah, I got I got my my one and only house that I've owned at 21
And then I lost it like a year and a half later because of relationship shit
But dude like
Hey, I like my ass off to get as I say I was working for jobs at the time to do it
But it's all about like finding your your own like you're in little way and stuff like that and especially like
18 is so young like people don't realize that like 18 is baby
Like I know I know you probably hear that a lot
of being like being like oh no I'm an adult no no no no no no no like for real
these I can full-on say like yeah it is 18 is like baby steps like that that
that's why you start to find yourself all you all all you've done at 18 even
myself like all the shit I went through growing up I can I can I can I can
honestly say 18 all you've done is experience shit and have people tell you what you should do to deal with it
and you've been told what to think uh how you should learn uh
I got bullied a lot so like my relationships with other people like I didn't have friends
uh so I didn't have that social networking group that like a lot of people had I was like kind of the odd one out
and like everybody else would have their friend groups and I just kind of want like like kind of drift
between the middle because I used to sell in school um but like so none of those social
networking navigating like navigating people ever happened plus I'm autistic so I couldn't
read people anyway uh but yeah I know like up until up until I actually started streaming I
I had no idea how to talk to people properly.
Like fuck, if I would have tried speaking to you guys now,
but it was me from five years ago, it would not happen.
Can't imagine someone as friendly as you getting bullied.
Listen, I'm a short skinny little goth girl, right?
That's autistic, has real bad social anxiety,
and everybody else is taller than you,
Plus, I like, you get one metal, right?
I'm like, oh, like, nerdy shit.
I am like, instant bully target.
Like, like, like, you know, like those are like,
cylindrical bins and shit like that?
Like, everyone else was at least like,
five inches taller than me.
So like, they're like, you just, they like,
the guys would like, pick me up
and put me ass first in bins and shit like that.
And like, you'd leave me in there.
So I'd be stuck in there.
I'd have to wait for a fucking janitor or something
eventually find me right like this is the thing like if but then again those
people peak in high school so at the end of the day like if your only
interactions are from school and stuff like that like as I say you're 18 you've
not navigated shit the no actually happens yeah I used to get like swell
even shit as well gotta love having an audience here and not getting people
Yep. Preach. Yeah. You're always like put it this way. It can always get better.
You know what I mean? As you learn through life, you can always make things better and better for
yourself if you really sit down and think about it. Well, put it this way, right? Use a name.
Also, radioactive. Have a great time and work. Have an absolutely fantastic time and work.
But that's why I use the name.
You have zero IRL friends.
I have only had IRL friends in the past three years.
The closest ones being Frut, Riku, Siren, and then my girlfriend,
Beb.
And then in the past what?
Well, literally the past, well, since last year in Paris.
like a lot more and then even more in the past like two months but before before
before like three years ago I didn't have like IRL friends at all this is
what I mean like yeah you're always constantly like learning and evolving
and you know you want to get better at talking you practice this shit out of it
don't actually know mods does the does the timer go up and not the timer the
the counter. Oh yeah, there's a pin. Shit. Sorry, I'm in chat arena. Hold on, let me open
the... Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, the, there's a counter go up, not the
timer. Put it this way, chat. IRL friends are a myth when a autistic person is in the
limits of social circles. Yeah, I mean, I can literally attest to that. Like, I'm
autistic. I completely get it, chat. I know it's very, very hard. But put it
this way right? You guys, I've got each other. I know a lot of my chat have been meeting up
with each other and especially like mob teams. So then that idea that's really cute is I put
my mods with another streamers like mod team and like set them up on a play date so they
can make more friends and connections and shit and it's really adorable to watch them
all interact and then like a twitch con and stuff they'll like they'll hang out.
adorable yeah they allowed out the mud basement yeah just the last one I had to
have a jealous a decade ago huh no save point that's so cute we'll say I'm
better at helping other people make friends than me making friends myself
that is that is a hundred percent of thing like I've introduced like streams
to other streamers like that I think we'll get on really well and they've
become like really close friends like instantly because I'm like oh shit um
And I find that easier than making friends myself.
I'm also at the point now, I think,
um, not of not making friends at all,
but I'm comfortable not actively searching out connections with people.
If that makes sense?
Like, I'm like, oh, I'm happy with the friends I have.
I adore them daily, and I have very limited time and energy,
So I'm kind of putting what I have into those relationships
without trying to stretch myself in and search out new ones.
Does that make sense?
I kind of sat there and was like, what the fuck?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There was a point, literally last year,
where I was sending a good morning message
to check on everyone to about 20 different people
every morning.
because I was trying to actively,
like, not force, but I was showing that I'm like,
I am there for them and stuff like that.
And I put way too much energy into it.
Wasn't a good idea.
And then like, beginning of this year,
I kind of turned around and was like,
I'm not doing this anymore.
because a lot of the people like they like as as like time would go on like a couple of weeks into it like
at the beginning they'd be like oh this is super cute oh good morning like mirroring
and then over like a couple of weeks um
like people would like start like responding less or stop responding altogether
I didn't have one person that stopped responding altogether, actually.
And then they put out a post on social media saying, oh, I wish people would reach out
to me.
And I was like, erm, erm, yeah, I was like, alright, then fuck me then, I guess.
Yeah so now I've kind of stopped doing that because it's kind of silly yeah I
guess I wasn't the right people and that's fine you know it just kind of
was a bit of a wake-up call I was like okay I'm gonna stop giving time to
people that don't want it. Hi baby sitter number 2005. Hey Trout I know how to make
Hey, Katie, get Angie, watch this.
Look at the little mousey.
Ah, that's so cute!
Would you say some of my best friends
come in quiet for months?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah!
Like, I've got friends that go quiet for months.
Like, for example, like,
there's friends that I don't talk to
for like weeks upon like, maybe a month or two.
And then I'll reach out and be like,
yo, just check in, making sure you're okay.
And like, wouldn't like,
and then if like, but like the thing is,
If a friend needs me, like, I'll drop everything to be there for them.
Like, for example, as I said, today's my day off.
I saw there was no babysitter in here.
I thought I'm going to help Marcy out.
And I know you guys like hanging out.
So I thought I'd give you guys company.
So kind of being nice for both you and Marcy.
And then I had to help a couple of friends out
while I was away in America, like jumping in Discord calls
and stuff like that, because they really needed me.
Um
But like stuff like that like
And then like for example like if any of the why who I write out earlier if they message me now and was like yo cut
I know it's like
Nighttime right now, but I need you like I drop everything and take like a week off and go and see them or something
I'm that kind of friend
um
Also, I hope I'm not like fucking yapping too much at you guys right now.
I hope I'm not like...bombodding. I apologize about that.
Oh, let's go, Taiyaki. Let's freaking go.
What are you doing while you're looking at first?
I was playing Yu-Gi-Oh. Now I'm just kind of staring at you guys.
I'm just kind of reading, I've tried to read on a full screen on my main monitor and I'm just kind of zooming at you.
Yeah, I see you're staring.
I haven't seen her yet.
Um...
Well, as soon as she- as soon as she says she wants me, I'll go over.
Staring to them, Tess?
Well, the thing is, you wouldn't know whether I blinked.
Whether I- whether I blinked.
Sorry, don't know. Fuckin' said that. Well, wrong.
Jesus Christ!
If I had to blink, I'd say give this to him.
Who's gonna do it?
Who's gonna do it?
Yeah, nobody knows who's blinking or not.
Hmm, true.
Also, chat!
Right?
There's the thing as well.
Um... Fuck, I forgot what I was gonna say.
Oh!
Um, Mortis, thank you for the gifted sub.
Dee, thank you for the gifted sub.
And Paddowick, thank you for the gifted sub.
Did you guys blink?
Damn.
Damn!
I'll chat the story about pooping in the yard.
What, when I shit myself outside my mom's gate?
That wasn't in the yard.
It was outside the gate.
So I'm not telling that story while I'm babysitting.
I'm not telling my
TLDR chat
I had a milkshake got a train to my mums, which was a like a while away
My lecturers intolerance and IBS kicked in while I was on the train had to hold it
Literally holding my fucking cheeks together as I was walking to my mom's get to my mom's
She's a charm under so she's got a bait a fucking bungee cord around the gate
I'm like mom fucking open because if I take my hands off my ass cheeks
that's literally holding my ass shut, then I'm gonna fucking explode everywhere.
She's like, oh stop! Why are you in such a rush? Calm down. And I'm like,
MUMBOP WITH A FUCKING GATE! And then she's like, oh it's okay, she's slowly fucking
walking over to the gate. I'm like, MUMBOP! And I'm like, awww, too late.
And I literally just shit myself. Luckily I was wearing a skirt. So it kind of just
went all onto the pavement, but I also went all up my legs and I was like, yeah, caca.
Yeah, so that was the, that's the, that's the TLDR event.
Yeah, there is no stopping at that point.
I'd literally been holding it in for, what, like 40 minutes?
Probably longer actually.
Well IBS and lack of some tolerance is saying it is time.
Yeah, there is, there is, there is no way.
As Gump would say, shit happens, yeah, you'd be miracle.
Why do we always end up on the topic of piss or shit chat?
It doesn't matter what chat I'm looking after, why does it always turn into this?
Jesus!
Do I just have that vibe?
Is this just the vibe I give off?
It's like, oh, I'm the one who brought up that, no.
was or criss-criss-crawl border you shit shit a vibe oh my god am I the shitty
auntie is that a good one? I've started taking lactate and it seems to be
working pretty good you're willing to share that is true I kind of don't have
any like anything off limits apart from like trauma shit because I don't
want to dump that on people or anything else like fair fair game I'm
down to talk about whatever luckily there wasn't people around luckily didn't
bring it up at random like shut up dad day listen everybody does it actually you
know what I'm curious is that anybody in chat who's an adult who has not shit
themselves like out so outdoors don't thank you for the 39 month prime thank
you wait you haven't when you're a baby you poo yourself oh god not as an adult
know. How the fuck made this mistake of trusting a fart one?
That's an adult show. But not an adult. What is it for? How
the fuck? By BS it's no dirt. Yeah, I mean, I guess I guess
it's your normal functioning people, I guess. Yeah. I guess
if you're, I guess you're a normal functioning human being,
I guess you're fine.
Making mom clean up. No, of course I cleaned it up. How
was that when I did it? I think I was like 20 when I did it! Something like that! Yeah, no, like 1920?
Where are the IBS bodies? So, yeah, you're right. I shit with this. Oh, they're fights, riz.
Was I drinking something bad? Yeah, somewhere here. That's how I need to show up. Makes you
better. I have been pissing myself all the nights until I'm five. Oh, no. See, I have this
I shouldn't be fucking saying this, I don't even know if I've told my chat this.
This is kind of mingin.
When I have a wee wee, when I stand up, I have to make sure to hold a piece of toilet
paper, like in the nethers, when I stand up off the ping, because I don't know what
it is. Boy, if I don't, it leaks. So as I stand up, I've got to kind of hold it just
to catch the the dregs. Yeah, I don't know. It's normal, I thought, I don't, I don't know,
I don't ask people how they pee. This is just, I never hear anyone talk about it. I
never hear anyone talk about it. Talking about it now, that is true. The drip is
real. Have you done pelvic floor exercises? I don't exercise at all. Oh, I should probably...
Yeah, no, oh my god, I've had so many people say they wipe their ass standing up. My pelvic
ceiling. To be fair, I am very dry. I do not drink water or anything like that. So,
i am just a very dry person i don't
like i have very dry skin my hair is very dry
uh...
i get headaches and dry eyes a lot
uh...
that would make sense if i did that
this is yellow
i have had uh...
Oh god, this is so bad.
I, while I was in America, I had a brown piss one time.
That was, uh, that was interesting.
It was like, nearly deep mud brown kind of thing.
I don't know.
Yeah, that's dehydration, yeah.
Kidney issues.
I probably do have bad kidneys and liver functions.
I mean, uh, because, uh, I was an alcoholic in my teens,
so it wouldn't make sense.
But also, I have never been a big water drinker,
Sorry, it would make sense if there's those underlying issues plus being dehydrated.
I mean to be fair, that was what, six years ago?
That was just one time while I was away, by the way.
That's not like permanently.
Most of the time, mine is like a...
I don't describe it, kind of like the light in the bottom left of the pool.
Oh, because I was not going between the age of 12 and 16.
Well, 12 and 18, and then 18 to 21 was me getting sober.
But 12 to 16 was probably my heaviest drinking years.
As I said, chat earlier, my teens
was extremely self-destructive.
I'm also British, and I have been the exact same height
since I was 12. So yeah. You can pee green if you focus hard enough. It's not the fucking
Green Lantern. You're not a fucking Green Lantern. You're just like, ugh. It's quite
hot out. We've all had our issues and shit going through stuff. Yeah, especially during
what the late, late, late, late Nor'ease early first half of the 2010s. Like I never got
ID'd ever. Like that was not a thing. Like and yeah, as long as you as long as like
you could just go in and just, you know, I get ID'd more as I'm getting older than
I did as a teenager. Many people just grab us to really go to a park or something.
Yeah, I used to get like two of those pretty much like after school.
I just say I used to sell in school.
So that was a thing.
Um, and then I'd get like maybe two, three leaders because they were about
like two, three quid for each one, which was crazy.
And you just go and get them and sit in the park and just fucking
chuck them and maybe some other stuff if you had a bit more to spend.
Yeah that was just kind of what it was.
Mm-hmm.
It's okay.
What's a quid?
It's a pound.
A singular pound.
Two?
That was a light drink.
I used to drink like two crates of, well it'd be a crate of lager and a crate of cider.
Like the cans of it.
And I'd just do like cans of both and I'd just kind of chug them both at the same
time which would make it into a snake bite and I'd go through like maybe two of
those and that would be a casual drink for me like I think it was I think it was
like 12 cans in a crate. That'd be like 20 like 24 snake bites. My can would be like
like what? I don't even know. Yeah, it'd usually be like Stella, Stella Afua with a strong
bow. And then you just kind of mix them together and just do them as, you do the entire can
as a shot. I need to do stuff like that and then like you do like the aga bombs just
to top it off, uh, and all that kind of stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah, Chai, I used to drink a lot.
Like when I say I was an alcoholic, I'm not saying it like, oh, I used to like, enjoy
your drink.
I had a problem.
Um, I was gonna say, like, you can get out of any of that shit, like, if, if, if,
again, looping back, if you're sat there at 18 going, holy shit, my life is a fucking
mess, right?
Don't worry, you're just getting started.
Yagabons, I, to be fair, when I drink now, the only times I drink is when fruit usually tells me to drink.
Or on very, very special occasions.
And to be fair, I will have maybe like two Yagabons, maybe three maximum, but I won't have any more than three.
And that'll be like all of my drinking for that entire night.
because I uh I've told them I've told well for on the rest of my friends like
if you see me have more than three drinks in a night stop me because I may
relapse I'm confident I wouldn't but I wouldn't want to just in case yeah as
I say it took me between the age of 18 and 21 to get sober like it took me a
a while. Same on drugs and stuff like that. Took me, what, 18, 20, 20, 12, 3 years to get
out of that? 4 years to get out of that? And I was on everything under the sun. I think
I stopped just around the time that I started streaming. I was like, I want to do something
good for people and give people a place to hang out that I wish I had growing up
that I would want to hang out in and that's what motivated me to start. Which is pretty
cool. It's pretty cool. And um, doing that has allowed me to make a lot of cool friends
like the fucking wicked streamer herself, the queen of twitch. This binge above me.
Man, being depressed on likes a walk in the park, no, oh, I have depression too.
Yeah, the twitch, witch, bitch.
Yeah, nah, she's amazing.
She's absolutely fucking brilliant.
And she has a fucking wicked little community that I'm reading right now.
Rush doors and you get...
I'm not a big fan of them.
I'm not a big fan of them!
But I'm not going into any more detail than that, that's, uh,
I'll make her go off the fucking deep end. I don't want to do that while I'm babysitting.
Let's see what freaking time is it.
Ooh, shit, chat! Okay, you've got me for eight minutes.
You have me for eight minutes.
And then I got a fucking dip.
Yeah. Yeah!
So you go to Sanrio Toys at McDonald's? Yes.
We really, really, really struggled to get, um,
cinnamon roll and Karumi to the point where we never got them and then
someone at Twitchcom brought us them. We're like let's fucking gooo! They literally were like oh what were the ones that you
didn't get from the McDonald's and they brought us it. We had so many fucking
happy meals but they just wouldn't drop like I say it like it's a fucking I
mean it is a gacha basically it just would not drop. They were the two that
when we kept getting repeats of the pom pom power in Exodia,
why didn't you just ask for them?
Cause every time we asked for them, they didn't have them.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Well, no, technically I'm average height,
but everybody else is really fucking tall.
Like when I see everyone at the con, they're like,
oh my God, you're so small.
Literally Cotton's first thing that she said to me
was that when I saw her in US.
Even though she's basically the same fucking height,
but then she just picks me up.
I was like, all right.
It's not that I'm sure,
it's just everyone else is really tall.
But I grew to the height I am now
before I started drinking.
If you're on small, you should see Lily.
I do, Lily is a very good friend of mine.
Colin confirmed you're cute.
No!
She can shut the fuck off.
I'm gonna message the bitch.
You know what's crazy actually,
you've just reminded me.
Something that is wild, right?
I've never been someone to text people, right?
It's been crazy.
I literally, the only texts I get are from the phone company
trying to fucking get a hold of me,
the bank saying that something's coming in,
or like my doctor, right?
That is it, right?
In the past, what?
Past year or so?
My entire contact list on my phone is now just 90% of it is VTubers,
and it's funny scrolling through my messages and getting text messages that are fucking like three
in the morning from like cotton and chameleon, so it's an odd sensation, I will say that.
And like, you know, what's the name of the fucking thing? The digital touch?
you know because we all have we all have iPhones right think about it we all
have we all have iPhones so we use the iMessage stuff and you got like the
functionality and stuff like that so you got stuff like a stuff like digital
touch and you're like send like kisses or like your heartbeat to each other and
it's really cute like I'll wake up and like Lily'll send me like a little
heartbeat or whatever and I'm just like this is so fucking cute what the
Oh, fuck!
VTuber's mom doctor's office, yep.
The holy tree.
Do you guys have phones?
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
And so, you use iMessage on your iPhone,
because we only use it for tracking, right?
So like, a lot of the time I've told,
like I've said to people, like,
the easiest way to get hold of me is my phone.
Instead of, like, iMessage me.
Your face times must be wild.
You have no idea.
but it's always fun.
It's just been tricky,
because as I say, before this,
the only numbers I would have would be my boss
or my doctor, or something like that,
or my mom, and then any companies that I'm signed to,
and I just delete them all the time, right?
But now, as I say, 90% of my contact list is VTubers,
And I actually get texted now, which is, it's a new sensation.
It's pretty crazy.
Yeah, wait, hold on.
Showhan, so that's an iPhone and chat.
Sounds like friends, all my friends must use this call.
Well, here's the problem, right?
My Discord gets buried, right?
And it's the same with a lot of, like, you know,
like for example, Mousey and all that kind of stuff.
And literally, I can guarantee,
because I know it happens for me,
From when she wakes up to when she goes to sleep, probably her entire discord message history will be unreadable.
For me, there are times when I start stream and by the time I end stream, my entire DMs, I would not be able to read the ones I got at the beginning of the stream because it wouldn't be on that list anymore.
So I've said to people, like if people really want to get hold of me, so just text me or
iMessage me or whatever.
Blame Zen.
Goddamn it.
You do, you do.
Right.
Okay.
If you've got someone you can text right now or like iMessage, go in and there is like
the little plus sign next to iMessage and then there's a thing called digital touch
there.
If you hold digital touch with two fingers, it sends your heartbeat.
And then if you...
What was it?
How do we do the kiss again?
How did we do that?
Can I see digital touch?
Oh, what?
Like yeah, if you just kiss the screen, I tried to.
It's not picking it up though, it's just sending my heartbeat through my lips.
Right.
I hate to do it to you.
I had to do it to you.
Um...
Hate to do it.
But I got a dip.
Yeah, it's time.
It's time. I'm so sorry.
Free!
No you don't. Yeah I do.
I literally popped in on my day off.
Cause I had to.
I had a free time after I had to show her the legs a little bit.
but I hope that's okay though.
I hope you guys, I hope you guys enjoy it.
I'm sorry that I'm like fucking like half dead right now
as well.
I'm not awake.
I'm still not awake.
I don't wake up properly on my days off.
You cute?
No, shut the fuck up.
No way.
Yeah.
Well, I hope you guys had a good time.
I hope you guys are enjoying the sub-a-thon still.
And make sure to drop a bunch of love on Marcy
when she wakes up, and yeah, you guys are being absolutely incredible on, thank you for making
Mausie as happy as you do. It's great to see my friend Happy, and I think you guys should
give yourselves a huge pat on the back for being absolute poor gosses. I'll see you
in a bit boys. Bye!
I was walking past a farm and a sign said,
Stuck, eggs.
I thought that's an unnecessary comma.
And then it hit me.
Since it's officially spooked over, now all dad jokes
will be Halloween related.
So here we go.
I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
Apple, hello, hello, it is I.
But we will. I'm here to babysit a little bit. Good morning. Hello everyone. Hello,
hello. Good morning and it is 10.30 p.m. Wow. Exciting. Hello, hello, hello.
Aboba, how are you guys doing? You guys got babysitters today? Hi, sir. Hello.
I am a Bulba.
Katie was here?
Hello mouse.
You are surely mistaken.
Mouse does not sound like this.
Mouse is a sleepy-bubble.
Who's here today?
Hello! Hi, I'm hungry.
I am super hungry.
That person said hello mouse.
Fake fat, fake fat.
Hello. Hi.
Oh, hungry.
No, I got that joke.
Usually I'm the one who gets that joke.
What the heck?
Does Rose understand Aboba now?
I have no clue.
Makanai.
Who's babysitting?
Aboba.
What's for breakfast?
Chicken and fried rice for breakfast.
I voted Aboba as the babysitter.
That sounds like lunch.
Well...
I'm hungry.
So, anything that I see, I eat.
Ugh.
God.
Chat.
It's October!
It's the 2nd of October already!
Can you believe it?
It's so bittersweet.
Now that's the time I was now locked,
you guys hit the goal...
of 3...
325k plus.
even got a new record at 326k. Spooky season is upon us. Oh my god, you have 178 hours,
54 minutes left of mouse. It's kind of bittersweet. I'm blown by. Chat is basically Christmas.
I love Christmas. Hee hee. To all of the people who like Halloween though, Halloween
is next. But Christmas is basically here. It's basically Christmas and then Halloween
happens in the middle of Christmas and then it goes back to Christmas again. At least for
me. Not that first message of being, no. Yes! I don't know if my birthday falls on Thanksgiving
this time. I'm not American so I don't celebrate Thanksgiving but let me see. Thanksgiving.
Oh wait, my birthday is on Thanksgiving again.
God, my birthday is on Thanksgiving.
Damn.
Thanksgiving is next week.
No, it's not.
It's the 4th, it's the 4th Thursday of November and Bulba.
Kiffing is in October, oh, wait, can he, oh, in Canada, oh, I didn't even know Canada
one. Pong. In the UK we do absolutely jack shit. In the UK I think sometimes my
birthday falls on like Black Friday or Cyber Monday. So at least they get sick
discounts. Pong. Oh they have their own version. Cool! I didn't know that. That's
so cool. What do they do? Canadians? What do you guys do? Do you guys also
also stuff a turkey same with a...oh maybe also eat turkey?
oh hello oh my god chrisen hello what the?
I was just earlier because in November it's too cold to farm or something
oh in canadian you guys get like several inches of snow so
it's crazy not even it's just baby feet
Several readers know, oh my god, well, Alboba, the pinned message says the timer has stopped
but it's still counting down is that a mistake.
So the timer has stopped allowing time to be added.
If you expand the pinned message, it doesn't say the timer has stopped, it said, this
timer has stopped allowing time to be added.
Hmm, it's okay.
You know, reading is hard.
It's okay.
Don't worry about it.
It's okay.
You did your best.
Yeah.
Baby savior.
Yeah, I'm a baby shittler.
What's reading?
Reading is hard.
I'm not gonna lie.
Nurban kiss.
Thank you so much for the reset to Mousy.
Pause.
So you guys have 178 hours and 49 minutes left of Mouse.
Also, speaking of Mouse, she has a cute new outfit.
It's so cute.
What did she say?
What did she say?
It was like a rose maiden witch or something.
It's so cute.
What do Canadians have their turkeys with?
Poutine.
A blood rose witch. Oh
Blood rose witch. It's so cute and then she did like karaoke and stuff
Choose wisely with the full chat
This this model is your favorite is super super cute
Isn't it like the same one that's in the time to feast
Babs, beer, Mousy is currently asleep right now and I'm babysitting at the moment but
maybe when she wakes up you can send the message again.
She started Bayonetta.
I think I peaked a little bit because I've never played Bayonetta before so I don't
want to like spoil myself but I saw she was playing Bayonetta and I was like oh
my god that's crazy.
Yeah.
Did you guys enjoy launching Bayonetta?
But you notice the one with I swear to God she has like guns for heels or some shit and
she's got her crazy hairstyle and she does backflips and she does shooting with her guns
and shit it's crazy.
I was actually I actually found out that she had crazy gun shoes this year.
I was this year, I was gonna say today years old, but yeah, those are gun shoes, does the
gun shoes actually work?
Bayonetta?
What about Bayonetta?
She can go full break dancing?
That's crazy.
They do?
What the hell?
She's also like eight foot tall.
That's crazy.
Crazy wanted to play it yourself probably get distracted that happened
Guys, can we talk about how many fucking games are coming out in October?
Like in a couple of days. I'm pretty sure
Until dawn comes out on PC
Okay, this is the lineup, okay?
Until dawn comes out on
PC on
the 4th of October Dragon Ball Sparking Zero comes out and if you on the 10th of
October but if you pre-ordered it you get to start three days before it comes out
then there's like Mario Party Jamboree the one that allows like 20 people to
play Mario Party stuff with you isn't there's a life is strange game that's
coming out too which is like when the first emcee is like older is crazy oh
my god there's so many I'm pretty sure there's gonna be like dragon quest 3
remake as well oh that's in November though but still I love Dragon Quest what
is sparking zero it's a dragon ball game I never played until dawn and I was
like trying to find the goddamn game but now they've released on PC which I'm
happy what oh wait guys did you know that there's an
email called abozo and it's like a boba with a clown with a clown get up abozo
yeah my chat uses it a lot whenever there's someone stupid in my chat it's
called abozo I don't know actually if it's actually called abozo wait I'm
I'm trying to look...
God damn it, 17 year old, load faster!
Load faster!
Hmph, in Baba Mitra.
What the?
Oh, here it is.
Wait no.
Did I have this one?
Da-da-da-da-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Load faster!
God why is it so fuckin' slow?
Come on, internet.
Come on, Chrome.
Just the two of us, make it as dry as the two of us.
Copy email link. I'll put it where the mods can see it here.
That is the one that I- what the-
I had that one.
Do you see it, mods?
Yogi, thank you so much for the Twitch Prime to Melsey.
You're almost in a hype train, that's crazy.
I put it in the chat for the monster look at in the text channel
The mobile you see it. It's so funny. Hey yo, hey, what a yo
I have two eyes in my name. Just like I have two eyes on my face
Coincidence, I think not
Do you though do I do I had a weirdest dream today
literally not too long ago cuz I like I woke up not too long ago I had the
weirdest ass dream I always have dreams about me being chased I was just being
chased how many eyes do I have five obviously what the no debate I have
five eyes what the fuck oh my god wait what wait what model has the demon eye in
the middle demon eye I have five eyes spider in spider in
Bretman says oh thank you I think I only got one excuse me what the okay not
gonna lie though maybe I agree because my depth perception is not very good
thank you those fin for the tier one something now see siren a bull bomb
Actually, Aboba.
Cyclops! Yeah, exactly.
I'm glad you caught on.
What the...
Aboba?
I don't know if one I would give you...
I feel like one I would give you less perception.
No?
Your depth perception would be a little hard, I feel like.
Hey, guess what, Aboba?
Is there a Cyclops Vtuber?
that'd be crazy probably there's a vtuber there's a vtuber for everything i feel like you know now
since like vtubing is kind of accelerated there's a grass vtuber what i know at the time i was like
still working on my VTuber. There was a lamp, there was a bug, there was... what else is there?
Did I stir? I can't believe there's a foot VTuber. There was a what? Barka what? There was a foot.
There's a chuckle in VTuber.
Honestly though, I feel like you could like, what is it called?
When you're human and find someone, answer more for fascism.
That one.
Answer more for fascism.
Answer more for fascism.
Close enough.
words are hard. yeah so that's the word that describes turning objects into
like human-like with human-like features so because of that I feel like you can
make a v2 bar out of anything honestly.
hard-wind drunk yeah thank you so much Argus for the recent amounts see thank
you thank you thank you nailed it
if you can think of it there's a vtuber of it I'm pretty saw I'm pretty I'm pretty
I'm pretty sure I saw a PB and J sandwich vtuber. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was talking about chaos
I
know what you're talking about
Yeah, Jebi
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, I guess you can I mean there's a whole also like the
I forgot the bear called the whole animal girls thing in Japan
Rubik's cube!
How can I help you?
Thank you so much for getting mousey five subs.
Is there a microphone for a VTuber or what kind of one?
Oh!
Dun dun dun.
What's a kimono, Mimi, friends?
I forgot what I was called though.
Was it literally just called?
Cause I know there's...
I forgot what they're called.
Kimono Friends?
I don't know what that is.
Cause Kimono Mimi just means like, animal ears.
Cause you know, Neko Mimi is cat ears.
Mimi is ears.
Kimono means animal.
Well, yeah, similar.
Kimono Friends. Oh, okay, so it's called Kimono Friends. Kimono Friends. That's like super popular.
And super popular in VRChat too.
Oh, how long has Mousy been asleep for?
I just got here so I have no clue.
Seven plus hours ago.
When is there going to be an Umbulba VTuber?
Umbulba was a microphone at one point.
Oh? Oh, the one that she... Wait. I thought that was just a design.
Moon of Friends. Including a hat. Wait, so does booby more into things or is it just a booby design? Of a thing.
What is that one?
Ah, what am I doing?
A boba?
Errm.
Maybe in the future.
Wait, so Boobie can shape shift.
M-m-m-m.
A boba.
Officially morph in reality, we all know, mouse.
Morbz.
Morbz.
Make him morb.
Boobie is everything and everything.
Anything and everything.
Damn, that flex emote.
How do you guys go to the gym because I swear to God literally everybody that I have talked
to has said that they go to the gym.
I've never been to a gym before.
Other than like look at it.
I mean my school, my high school had a gym but like we were forced to use it because
it was like gym class.
Not even a Pokemon gym? Oh, I've never been in a Pokemon gym before.
And now working out gym now, in my opinion, I think exercising, you don't even have to
like exercise to like lose weight or anything. It's just exercise just for the, I feel like
you feel like dope with me when you exercise. Or you feel like, I don't know, it feels
nice to exercise but I've never been to a gym before I just I just I just do
squats at home sometimes and crunches yeah I can help you mental attitude yeah
you just want to dumpy okay well guys there's a couple months left before the
end of the year so maybe if you want to work out with a goal in mind maybe you
depending on the goal you can achieve it before the year ends I still have a I
also still have to finish reading at it though thank you so much ex-cashie for
the two months, two miles. That's not my microwave. I promise. Oh yeah, get fit for
a spooky season to be able to run from a ghost. I want to achieve the perfect form.
Bulba. You're so funny. How far in are you? I haven't budged since the last time my
baby sat and talked about it. I have the tab open somewhere. I don't remember
where it is. I put it to 170 because I forgot. You caught up on One Piece. I feel like the
people who have caught up to One Piece either grew up with One Piece and like consumed it
Slowly over the years as it releases or you have all the fucking time in the world
Sat down and binge watch it or binge read it. It's either
It's one of those
Jesus I feel like there's this so much for you to read
I feel like there's so much
You pinched it God guys. Oh
God
300 episodes in I watched the I watched a Netflix version
And I liked it
Well, I don't know if I could sit there and read everything
Six months, okay
You say it only took me six months to get caught up
But only and six months and the same sentence is crazy
Six months is a lot. That's half a year
That's crazy. It only took me two two months. Jesus fucking Christ, bro
Two months is still a long time
But not everybody has
Not everybody has two months and not everybody has six months
How the fuck are you supposed to read it?
You can catch up in two weeks if you're no sleep Jesus
I
Feel like the only time I ever get to catch up to anything that I want to read is when I get sick
and bedridden. So I just lay there and I would be like, okay I will stop the reading
book. Oh my god. In my opinion though, if you want to binge something you should
probably read it. Because reading is probably faster than watching because
if you watch it then you'll have to wait for them to finish what they're
saying. Otherwise it will be weird. Unless you're a type of person to skip
through anime which is crazy yeah cuz like anime sometimes has filler but the
manga doesn't because you know they're just trying to release to fill in the
void because it's anime animation I see credit like I'm super invested in some
arts and had to finish some ASAP geez also list that's really nice of you
really excited to be to say 24 years of one piece actually how long has one piece been
over and if all the filler lists online however I feel like I really depends on
the filler lists because I feel like what people put as filler sometimes is a
little bit biased because I feel like there's some filler that deserve to be
read because some filler some people might see it as filler but if they
read into it a little bit more it's actually kind of like it feels like it's
part of the main story right yeah some filler adds good flavoring exactly yeah
I feel like there was some I feel like definitely there's some fillers that it's
still really good to read and then there's some fillers out just like what
the hell am I watching it's crazy god I am watch on my I don't watch and read and
catch up an alloy that thank you so much for every symptom I'll see favorite
anime I have my top five full metal alchemist brotherhood also my ranking
free red I run high school this last choice is like kind of a filler in my
top it's kind of I don't really know if I really I don't know if there's another
anime that I like but I usually just say Ganbare Doki-Chem. Ganbare Doki-Chem. Did you guys see that
Freerun is getting like a season two or something? It's so behind on everything. Oh Stein's Gate is
pretty good. Yes! Yeah! Oh my god, I saw this such a silly tweet. I was on Twitter and then
I saw this too, and it was like, season 2 of Freerun has scenes included, and I was like,
NO WAY!
IT'S GONNA HAVE SCENES?!
THAT'S CRAZY!
And everyone was just memeing in the fucking comments going like, God, why are you spoiling
me?
Oh my God.
I was like- scenes!
Jesus Christ!
I was like Jesus, these comments are so funny.
Good night, IWG.
Thanks for coming to the Mousy Chat.
Danny, thank you so much for the flakas and sister Mousy.
Not gonna lie.
It was fun watching the the Gamba on the gifted subs. I kind of miss it. I love Gamba.
I'm staring at Squirrels.
No, you're gonna tell me there. Oh my god, they're gonna be in color. That's crazy.
That's because you got spoiled, doesn't mean you got spoiled.
I'm going for withdrawal guys, fuck!
Made an abyss, god.
Yo, made an abyss is crazy.
Happy sugar life, I never watched them.
I don't know what my top 5, definitely those, but I don't know what my last 5th...
Wait guys, have you ever watched, um, fuck...
What was shuhu though?
The way of the house husband.
I think honestly I think that might be my my top five
anime
Goku Shifu though
The way of the house husband. It's funny as hell. It's so funny
So did you see the live-action one?
Because I actually love the live-action one. Yeah with Kenji no Suda. Kenji no Suda is my favorite voice actor
it's crazy and so funny I try watching that as soon as I notice there's no
animation I can watch it you can watch it I I love the voice actors so so
fucking much because he's just so goofy so I immediately was like oh my god I
I need to watch this. It's so funny.
I think, I mean, okay, I think there's two live-actions. There's like a one-off.
There's a one-off one.
And then there's another one.
I don't know if Kenji no Tsu-na is...
Uh... I think his name is Tatsu, right?
Yeah, I don't know if Kenji no Tsu-na is Tatsu and the other live-actions, but...
I didn't watch Gintama
Waffle waffle. Thank you so so much for the raid on behalf of now see who's currently asleep right now
Thank you so much. I hope you had a great stream. Hello
welcome Raiders
As long as ex-mafia guy. Yeah, so basically guys Goku shifuto is about this
ex like Yakuza and
Then he get married to this girl and this girl's kind of like
like the only one who can tame him I guess or like understand him and he's
basically like a housewife because like she goes to work and then he make like
bento for her and does like all the grocery shopping and everything and
there's all the cooking so it's just really funny this like this gap in the
where he's like he's like yakuza but making like a really cutie
bento for his wife yeah she's sleeping yeah she's sleeping in the moment
but thank you so so much yeah way of the house husband that's called way of
the house husband. Gokushifudo. I'm so funny. When he goes, yeah, and he's just like, oh,
you got the stuff. And he puts like, he puts like, oh, it's so stupid. He puts like the
most innocent things in a fucking briefcase. So it looks like he's about to make some
sort of business transaction, Yakuza style, but instead it's just like something small
inside of his briefcase. It's so funny. It's so hilarious. Yeah, like he's going shopping
for flour, like the cooking flour, and then he's like, you know, do you got the do you
got the stuff and then the person's just like wait what and then like he's about
to get like arrested by like the he's like about to get arrested by the police
or something because he's because he's like acting shady as shit thinking so
to them is like okay yeah so funny I love it so so much yeah I should probably
say that's in my top five I didn't make probably
licorice licorice recoil that's the one that has that one scene where the two
girls are like walking and then she lifts up her leg to smack the other
her girl on her blot with her leg cinema if I recall I never watched that but
apparently it's really good is it Yuri please you got to tell me for no apparent
reason is it Yuri asking for a friend
How's it been for a friend?
It's Yuri bait!
Nooooo!
Strong bait!
Bulk!
Oh my god.
You know, I miss the anime where it's just so silly, where it's like kind of like slice of life, but it's stupid.
Like...
Um, Frosty Kune-san...
and Asobi Asobase, Lucky Star, and Daily Life of High School Boys and Nichi Jo, and I never watched Psyche K, actually.
Oh, Sakamoto desu ga! Yeah! And Sakamoto desu ga!
NONON BEERLY!
Yeah!
NONON BEERLY is one of the... the flute, right?
Shikanoko no ko!
Yeah!
Actually, I don't remember what it's called.
Shikanoko no ko ko shi-tan-tan!
Shikanoko no ko ko shi-tan-tan!
Nyan-pasu!
Yeah, Nyan...
Nyan-pasu!
Oh!
Oh! You look younger!
You look younger.
Yeah, would you go I don't know what she's a look that is considered that though
Come on in
Thank you. Here's various. It's not Netflix. So maybe I'll give it a try as a manga. I was like, yeah, hello
Every neon that's the one right?
Hello every I quote that so much. Hello every man. How are you? I am fine. Thank you
I wish I was a bad yes I don't know I probably I probably freaked everyone out
if you guys don't know that reference but anyways it's funny Mokotan's dear
friend ah my dear friend Sika no co thanks so much I'm just gonna call you
Arggg
Thank you for the reset of two
Mousy
86? No, but I want to
Is that where the amelie came from?
Yeah, amelie
That one
It's 86 about because like
It was on my to watch list
But I forgot what it was about because there's so many fucking
There's so many out of a
The person okay, oh
Wait, so is the wait is 86 and make up wait, I need to watch the one about
The cool Kaiju number eight I
Don't watch that one too
Because the people described to me that one and I was like, oh my god. I didn't watch it
person I love that can I have one of your pocket um no it's all mine they're
raising all that anime I know I'm so sad I'm so busy that anime clan add clan
add they pilot machines but they're not upright oh I want to watch more mecha
stuff I think in my opinion. I still need to watch the great neon Genesis
Evangelion because I never watched that and I should because everyone always
references it every single time. Don't give me that face.
Oh, don't give me that face, I don't know the lucky.
Eva!
Bang brave bang braver, what a name!
Get in the Shinji side!
Wait, what?
Isn't Shinji the person?
I know, cool angel thesis, the song, right?
That's the song, right?
Become Shinji!
What the?
Oh, you guys watch Alden O0 and Gruden Lagann.
Tengin topper, look at Gruden Lagann!
Pierce the heavens!
And there's Darling in the Franks.
And what else is there?
Gruden?
I need a one.
Alden O0.
Yeah, Alden O0.
Eureka7, I will, will fight the power.
Yes!
I'll fight the power.
Yes!
Don't watch Darling.
I already watched Darling in the flags.
Oh, the witch from Mercury.
I think I heard about that one too.
You wanted to hate Darling in the F-
Not gonna lie, I don't remember.
I think the ending of Darling in the Franks was something where I was like, ehh.
I don't know how I feel about this.
Oh, I need to watch Code G.S.
Oh, so I called it Code GS.
G-S-G-M.
Code G-S.
And then people were like, oh no, it's a GS, and I'm like, wait, what?
Is there?
Okay, I couldn't have been the only one, guys.
Please, please tell me you guys have said an anime name and was wrong about it.
Please, please tell me you guys have done something like that before with another one.
Not just for Gias, but for other anime.
I'm sure there's another one.
Like Tomato Tamano.
you did not call freerun friaran bruh what the fuck was she a fucking monk no
she's a fucking what the hell what the fuck what the friaran
Ha! That sounds so funny.
Wait, what about? I mean, okay, this one might be popular.
Elfin Lied. I still call it Elfin Lied. It's supposed to be Elfin Lead.
That was my thought process. That's so funny.
I thought it was Evangelion. Wait.
I thought it was Evangelion. But apparently people are saying Evangelion instead.
Oh, yeah, oh like spy ex family and people go no it's supposed to be spy family
Okay, well I want spy ex family instead
And people go like
X X X holig is this pronounced holig? What about triple X holig triple X holig sounds better
Getting our jelly on
even jelly
Oh Hunter X Hunter I say hunt I pronounce the eggs. I don't care. I don't care if people say I'm wrong
I will pronounce the eggs. I don't care. It's hunter X hunter if
Chat I'm so serious if you say hunter hunter. I feel like like lungs are gonna collapse
Hunter
bro say hunter x hunter please please for a love of god
I feel like my breath is gonna leave my body bro
high school dxd
you're not gonna say high school dd
wait no wait this would make sense
high school double d
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
You know what? That would make absolutely fucking sense.
Wait, it's supposed to be high school, D by D?
D by D what?
We cracked the tinny code.
Oh my god.
Why don't they do the whole egg thing?
I have no clue.
I have no clue.
D times D, D squared,
10 by daylight.
There has to be Hunter Squad. No way!
There has to be other anime where it's like, you know.
I'm sure there are other anime out there where people have mispronounced the name for sure.
Now I'm curious. I'm going on my anime list.
Maybe I'm sort of missing something for the mousey.
Oh wait, it's the Uzumaki!
It's the Uzumaki episodes out for Jinji Ito.
I watched them.
It's Halloween.
It's basically Halloween.
Oh my god.
There, I swear to god, there was one anime that one of the people that I, like one
I knew pronounced it so fucking wrong. I
Don't remember which fucking anime it was. Oh my fucking god
Kingdom Hearts 0358 two days
358 days over two
No, I don't know
I mean
hmm, there's also a
Uh, there's also in a ex book or SS, that's a lot of words, a lot of letters, feast,
exclamation mark feast.
Oh my god, or when people say the names are like Sasuke, Sasuke sounds, Sasuke sounds
Sasuke.
Sasuke.
I'm sure there are people who says.
Sasuke.
I'm sure there are people who call Sasuke.
Sasuke.
Sasuke.
Oh, blood blockade battlefront.
I'm a blue head blooded head blooded.
Triple B.
If I can't fucking say it, I will just try to show it.
Rosario!
Rosario plus vampire! I know what you're talking about. Naruto!
Sasuke! No! Sasuki! Not Sasuki!
What the fuck? Saimousuke! What the fuck?
Saimousuke!
Kiritu na kiritu. Kiritu na kiritu.
Sasuke. Sasuke.
Frieza was Frieza. Oh Frieza is still a Mewtwo with a tail in the front.
Wait, I forgot. Wait, Frieza, wait.
What does Frieza look like again?
No, tail of the back. You two is the tail of the foot.
Dragon Ball Z! Yeah!
Mario Cross-Holic. The alien lawsuit form.
Oh my god.
I mean, well, in Dragon Ball, are there names supposed to be like foods and items?
Like Budama is literally Bloomer, and then Gohan's like Rice, and then who the other
ones are there?
Vegeta is the...
I was reading through the Dragon Ball Sparking Zero pre-purchase stuff and I accidentally
pronounced gojina as go get up go get a what go get a go get a what go get a
go get a free person and then I got and then they're like wait what because
I was in a VC and the person I was like my friend was like wait say that
again go get it no it's not go get it go Gina no like oh shit oh fuck not go
get it go Gina fuck the same their vegetable would do my underwear yeah
wait it's sparking there out no it's out in seven days we know we actually play
uh that's it wait is it one two three four five five days ish a little bit if
you get the pre-order you can play three days before I releases this is the
I'm gonna die instead of you like
NOOOOO
Go get it
OOOH
What else is there?
Bro, that's so funny
Oh
What kind of game is fucking this?
It's supposed to be fighting
Fighting game
Fighting story game
I wanna play through the Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm
As well
and arena slainer. Yeah. I'm sure there's like some weird ass anime out there. I'm looking.
Gacha. I love Gacha. I played so much Gacha. I played... I have such a long list of Gacha
games that I played. Incredibly long list. I can't even look at my phone because I have...
they're not all installed anymore. There was a Dragon Ball... there's a Dragon Ball
gotcha game, there's Wokenohiro Akademia Smash Tab that I really really liked but then like
but then they changed it so much that I didn't like playing it anymore then they had the
Nanatana Paisai one and then they were Seven Billy Sins one and then they had there's Epic
There's Nike, there's Blue Archive, there's Azur Lane, there's Destiny's Child, there's
Arc Knights, there's FGO, there's Girls Frontline, there's Alchemy, I forgot what
anyone's there's I played all of them I don't know what else I had but don't come
magical oh um I have a purple taxi pen the switches yeah thank you for the 50
month reset can now see you can sleep right now I play the booboo games yeah
for sure.
Aboba, thanks for babysitting us.
Any time.
Rune Factory, I don't think I would play that one.
Oh, um,
fuck. There's a bunch of other ones
also.
Chat!
I miss, I miss like the
Shoujo era of like, Toradora
and
Lovely Complex.
And Kami-san has begun.
Kami-san
God has begun
Hitman Reap Copicule Hitman Reborn
Thank you so much Cheney B for the recent amountsy.
I never watched Flee Flee Paradise Kiss.
Oh my god, Paradise Kiss.
I also need to finish watching Dungeon Mischie.
Guckle Good I See.
Oh, there's this one manga that I really want to read and it's like, um, I don't
I think they're like cross-dressing and it's like this girl dressed up like a punk dude,
like a punk dude, and then the guy dressed up as like Gothic Lolita, it's called Company
and private life. It's called company and private life. If I recall. I don't remember.
I think it's a day like that. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like only yesterday was the timer at
like one minute thirty six zombie land saga oh guys one thing that I one thing
that I I'm so confused is how to watch the fate series and then one of that a
series because that shit is confusing as hell how the fuck do you watch that
That's crazy.
That's just so much.
They're like, I swear to God, there's multiple reddits
on how to watch it.
Because they're like, oh, you can watch it,
the chronological order, which means that in terms of like,
they actually put everything on a timeline in terms
of events.
And then they put all the series on that timeline.
And then they say, you can watch it this way.
And then there's another one where it's just like,
you're supposed to watch it how it was released.
So whenever they released it,
you should watch it like that.
And I was like, what the hell?
And then there's some people who just like,
I don't know, they're like,
you should watch this one,
but just because I said so.
There's a website, Karanokyokai is worth it.
Karanokyokai?
Maybe, have I seen this?
Oh, I don't think I've,
I don't think I've seen this one.
Fate, you start with a light novel.
But Fate, just watch it as we release this confusing other way.
What about the Monogatari series?
I thought it looked the same way, I'm pretty sure.
Garden of Shinners.
Man, I kinda miss reading visual novels.
I love visual novels.
Visual novels and dating sims!
The Fates series is crazy.
They're so long, yeah, for sure.
I also need to watch
Midai Nikki!
Future Diary!
Future Diary?
I didn't watch that because it was like, classic yandere.
And it's like it feels like it's it's in like the Halloween
Isn't her circles yeah, I like Karekano. I
Watch that too
Watch the bonus episode. There's a oh
Is it cut over show Joe an anime? I heard the cut over show just really good
Or something
She made yandere probably a thing not gonna lie before that yandere ain't even that big
Yeah, she's like paved the way for yandere
Oh a visual novel
I want to wait how long is this visual novel of katawa shouzu seven and a half hours. That's not so bad
35 and a half hours to obtain a hundred percent completion
That's not so bad
yeah not bad I was expecting like fucking hours but I was the one I was
it's on steam yeah I think I saw I think I saw an announcement on Twitter
or something saying it was on steam actually super short yeah cut the
machine do it's free wait guys it's free what oh my god do you guys play
visual novels I feel like I feel like a lot of people played visual novels back
in the day but I feel like I feel like no one ever talks about visual novels
anymore I feel like it's a dying a dying media I feel like it's a dying media
Nekopara? Doki Doki? We used to play a lot and a lot. Nekopara can't play, wait there's a guy version of Nekopara?
People can't read these days so I forgot. I'm so sorry I forgot, yeah.
Oh, Steins Gate. I mean yeah there's a lot of people who don't know that like some of these anime nowadays actually originated from visual novels so.
Do-ki-do-ki.
Da-na-na-na-dan-dan-dan-dan-dan-dan-dan-dan-dan-dan-dan-dan-dan-dan-dan.
Hmm.
Na-na-na-na-na-nan-nan-dan-dan-dan.
Oh yeah, Fruit of Grisaia. I heard about that one as well.
Just Siren. Ah, Boba.
Sinskate. Yeah, Sinskate.
Kelanid is a visual novel too.
I'm a GSS, I haven't heard that in such a long time.
Butterfly ship.
Butterfly ship.
Da-da-da! Yeah!
Now you see...
Banana.
What was it? What was the other one?
Oh, you're my mother scientist.
I was...
What was it? I am a mother scientist.
I am a...
man scientist.
Okay, it's so cool.
I am a man, the scientist. So cool. Son of a bitch.
Banana. Oh yeah, apple girl, yeah.
Did I finish the Minecraft train track?
I finished my train, guys!
In Visioja Craft, I finished my train.
It loops now.
Huzzah!
It's so good.
And did you know this is this is just me nerding out about the fucking create
It okay, so I built I built a train with one singular carriage
and it's like a bougie carriage and I finally
Finish the train tracks so it loops around and you can put a conductor
That drives for you and if you give them a piece of paper, which is the train schedule
You can schedule it so that like if people sit on the train it'll count how many people who are sitting on the train and
Then it will it will start moving after
That amount of people have like sat down
Or you could set it to like in-game Minecraft time. It leaves at a certain time
It's crazy
It's crazy. It's a technical
That's super cool though.
But anyways, just to fuck upside, no one wants to hear about your fucking trade.
Anyways, aboba.
Tukyur Ravens.
What is Tukyur Ravens?
Tukyur Ravens.
I do aboba.
Tukyur Ravens!
God, I missed the era of like,
2000s animaes and then like early 2010 animaes.
Dun dun dun dun dun.
I thought Tokyo was Tokyo Revengers because it there's Tokyo Ravens and then there's Tokyo Revengers
Urgot proxy is that is that mecha?
school rumble
Which one's the one where it's like Monka S where like something about somebody's head I always get confused school days
Was it school days I
I always get confused with school days and school rumble.
Was school days the one that had the head in the thing?
I think that's the only thing that I heard about school days.
Oh god.
Was it bad chat?
Was school days really bad?
School days had a very nice boat.
A boat?
A boat?
boat and has what do you mean by has a nice boat do I want to google what the
boat is yep boat you're so gonna soda oh my god I heard about that one
that I'm actually taking notes you guys are giving me like new anime and
I'm like have tabs open now oh my god wait isn't gonna sort of the weird
weird one with the- wait a second. Isn't the Yasugano Sora weird one? What the- Alabama
anime? Not gonna lie, I think I saw like a Yasugano Sora cosplay and I was like, oh
that's so cute and then I proceeded to google it and then I was like, holy Alabama. I
need to finish here gradually. Which is the one that has Chobits? Is Chobits also
Alabama? I don't know. People, I think I confused Sobits and Yosuga no Soda together.
Sobits. Seraph of the End? Oh my god, Ohari no Senaph. I never finished that, I think.
So, Sobits is kinda sus. Oh. Okay. Sobits is one of the ears. Like the droopy ears.
Bertie the mighty decoded
I'm so fucking sad because on Twitter there was this person who I followed and
looked at their art religiously every single morning and
they were a hilka fan artist and
literally
Literally every single piece of art that they ever did and
Posted was always to do with hilka and it was like the ship and then they deleted
I'm so sad about it. Their art was so good. I love their art so so much. It was um, I don't know. I think they got like, I think they got like mean comments.
Um, they were non-English speakers. I'm not sure if the comment was like, you know how an English slang sometimes mean like, means the opposite of what you want to say.
to say. I don't know if it was like that kind of thing or if it was like, you know when people
go like, oh my god, shut the fuck up. But they mean like, oh my god, that's so crazy
instead of like actually telling someone to shut the fuck up. Yeah, so they basically
got bullied by Twitter people and then they ended up deleting absolutely everything.
just sucks. Yeah. So I don't know, it's so sad, but I love their art so so much. What
the fuck is this boat from school days? It's nice. I also need to watch, okay an
Angel Beats! Angel Beats. Angel Beats.
Da da da da da da da da da da. Angel Beats.
Oh my god, Chad, did anyone watch D&Angel?
Angel Beats. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm going to dedicate a week of my life
reading or watching all the fucking sad ass,
I'm pretty sure I watched the what's-the-one-the-menma
I don't know, I don't remember.
Where is the what's-the-one-the-call-menma, what's a menma?
I forgot. The secret base one.
Anohana, yeah!
Menma, Anohana.
I didn't watch, Anohana, I watched the movie of it. I never watched the anime.
I didn't watch Angel Beats, I didn't watch Planet, Paint, Pickle, Violet Evergutter made me cry every single fucking episode.
But then I didn't like how it turned out.
I know, Hannah.
There's another one. There's an anime that I confused Charlotte with. I forgot though.
Plastic Memories! Yeah, that's the one that I confused it with.
How did you guys know? How did you guys know, chat?
Did you guys also get confused?
Is it because they have similar, like, looking female MC?
I wanna- I want to eat your pancreas. I want to watch that one.
Is it a movie? Or anime?
Hello, so nice.
Oh no.
Movie.
Plastic Memories.
Ugly cried on that one.
Chat, is there an anime that you ugly cried on because I want to know and I'm probably going to write it down because I love watching things.
This sounds masochistic as hell but I like watching things that make me feel something like crying.
I need to finish that, and I haven't been spoiled by it, I want to finish the fucking manga so bad.
Angel beats a silent voice. Bro, okay. Maybe I'm gonna get roasted, but like, in my opinion, I actually like a silent voice more than I like your name.
Oh, Makiya, yeah Makiya.
Klanad after story and Klanad, Makiya, a place further than the universe, the end of Digimon,
Tavus, oh Lion April, your Lion April, come be on the know, I haven't.
Grave of the Fireflies, chat, if you haven't watched Grave of the Fireflies, holy f***ing
sh**t, it is so f***ing sad, especially if you have like a sibling who is younger
than you. It is so fucking sad. Yeah.
Colana, a lot of people said Colana. There's so many, very many.
Made an abyss, maybe fucking cry, bro.
You know, I was like, before Made an Abyss,
I was like, oh my god, I want to watch a cute anime.
And then I was like, oh, Made an Abyss looks cute. Fucking wrong.
Sai, what the hell is your judgment? What the hell was that?
Made an abyss cute anime in my fucking ass
What the hell?
That was not, that was the opposite of cute
That was fucking traumatizing and deprision
I was like aww this looks so cute!
What the fuck?
Oh my god
Given, oh given
Konosuba crying with laughter
Okay
Freerun, Freerun made me cry quite a bit
And it was not even finished
I didn't finish it yet. Wolf Choujian I heard was like also pretty. Girls last tour. Oh, I heard about that.
Oh my god, Vinlin Saga. Oh, Vinlin Saga was so good. Vinlin Saga, I watched the first season. I don't know how I feel about the second season.
I don't remember if I watched the second season, but great little Fireflies. 5 centimeters per second.
I tried to get into 5 cm per second, but it didn't really work for me, I think.
Thank you wizard, thank you for the recent amounts here.
Oh, I need a watch Madoka Magica.
Holy fuck, we're in first six episodes, so maybe you've priced seven times.
Chaos Child.
Oh, Black Lagoon.
Oh god, Sunday without God again.
Mob Psycho 100? Yeah, I watch it.
I have a watch Madoka Magica.
No, I want to watch it so badly and it's not even I thought Madoka Magica was like a 50 episode anime
But it's only more like fucking 12 episodes or some shit. That's crazy
Madoka Magica, I didn't watch it. It's so doable. It's so doable. It's such a short anime
12 episodes compared to like nowadays. I feel like 12 episodes is nothing anymore. I
I didn't watch it.
It's giving my anime watching card back.
Wait, Madoka's that store? I thought it was fucking long as hell, but it apparently not.
It's only 12 episodes long!
I think they have a movie or something, but...
I don't remember. I have no fucking clue.
I don't know how to actually have no clue.
12 episodes guys! 12 episodes! Madoka Magica's only 12 episodes!
Thankfully I've never been spoiled by Madoka Magica, so I have no fucking clue.
Wasn't there a movie? I have no fucking clue.
I have to defy out of this combo because it's getting in the way of my work!
HAHAHA!
You're working and you're chatting at the same-
Sunguts in a lion. Yeah, Sunguts in a lion.
Oh my god, Disappearance of Henry.
Oh, I watched- I watched a movie for it.
I forgot what the movie was called, but yeah.
I never watched the actual-
Really, is it called The Disappearance or The Metal Encore- Disappearance?
Yeah, I never watched the-
I never watched the-
the fucking anime for it.
Oh yeah, Full Metal Alchemist also made me weep at some point.
for sure what is a boba a boba is a boba
he's just salty because I dismissed him the other day
what the fuck come back here again and say to my face stay here or you're a
PUSA
All done. That's what I thought. What the fuck?
What the hell?
Oh my god.
You know what? I bet Kami doesn't even watch anime.
I bet you that Kami is one of those people who don't even watch anime.
Remember how I said...
I'm launching Tekken why are you watching Tekken?
I'm playing REN oh I see okay I watch more anime than you it's not really a crime thing
I was pretty depressing but
Are you sure?
Yeah
I watched all peak longest enemies like One Piece, Naruto, Narc Sepudin
I've watched Fullmetal Alchemist, I've watched Hunter Hunter, I've watched all Bleach, I watched too much
Okay, but that sounds basic as hell. What about the niche enemies?
A lot of them. Yeah, I watched a lot of romance because I was lonely
Oh, okay. Yeah, there's a lot of niche you don't know about actually.
Okay. Yeah. I'm in about this new anime where this girl with red hair has like a big dense shape.
Shut the fuck up! No, I have never heard about that fucking anime. What the hell?
What the fuck? And he leaves just like that. That's crazy. What the fuck? No!
NO!
NO!
HAHAHAHA.
Oh my God!
Oh my God.
The characters fired absolutely not!
Absolutely not!
I may be red-haired,
but I'm not the only red-haired.
And pretty girl.
Oh God.
AHHHHHHHH!
I'm a monster girl anime!
I've never watched a monster with me.
A ballbacca!
I got it! I got it for you!
four of the four-flies, I think I watch that one too
wait!
let me look
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I watched that one
I got it for you!
I heard about that! I fucking fell over in my chair and I was like, bro, what is it coming at though?
What is it coming at? Season 2?
Bro, I was so happy when they said that they were going to remake or redo the, what is it called?
Pruduva. Fritzbasket.
And then they said they were going to do something with like Spice and Wolf or something.
Have you seen Natsume Yuji-chan? No, but I really like the cat from it.
When I say I haven't seen things, I'm pretty sure I've seen it.
I've seen clips on YouTube, but I've never sat down and fully watched it.
That's what I mean by I haven't seen it. I've seen bits and pieces of it.
Oh, that reminds me.
Higurashi.
Nyan Kuei do, I do know Nyan Kuei.
Sports anime, I actually really like sports anime.
I watched, there was definitely a phase in my life
where I watched nothing but sports anime.
And I definitely for sure been to watch Kuroko no Basuke.
I watched Oki Kufurikabute, I watched Haikyuu.
Not the latest one because at the time
when I was watching Haikyuu, it was still airing.
So I was like, oh.
And then I watched the fucking cycling anime, the
Hime Hime Hime Suki Suki Dai Suki Hime Hime Kira Kira Ribi
Mito mii nai dewa wasta shite
Yowamushi Pedal! Yeah! Yowapenaru! Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That one, Yowamushi Pedal.
It's a cycling anime and they have different cycling styles
Yeah, um, there was
Uh sports anime
Uh
Do you count stuff as like chi haiho do because that's technically it's kareta
I watch free
Because I was really confused. I think I watched Yuri on Ice as well.
I didn't finish it.
Make us bleed, make us free, nice place, kasaneta
Hikari no kontanastou no naka
Oh, skate! Yeah.
There was, there were some other ones that I also watched. I don't remember them.
I like Kuroko Nobusuke.
I was invested.
I was heavily invested.
I wanna watch Blue Lock.
Oh my god Chad, does anyone know what Keijo is?
Does anyone know what Keijo is?
So reporting!
You say no, you're lying!
You are so lying.
Kajil is about this, it's like, what the fuck is it?
Actually, it's like, they're on floating thingies, and then they use their butts to like...
Need I say more?
It's crazy.
What? I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah, anyways, that's crazy.
Remember his...
Jesus Christ.
Oh, Ahiru Nasoda!
I actually really like football.
Greatest anime of all time.
God.
I'm just refreshing talking about anime.
Ah.
God.
There's uh...
There is also like music anime as well.
I feel like I feel like there's not too many music anime there's like no dame no dame can't be
there was a
there was a lot of music anime was but that's kind of like recently there's
K-On! Nana! Yeah, Nana had the... Nana also had a speck of music in there.
Sound of the euphonium.
Oh, Carolyn Tuesday!
I don't know! I mean, it has like...
Uruguayan April had like bits of music in there.
Angel Beats! School life!
Fuck! Big!
Wait, you need context about...
okay so just watch it just let them just let them do the talking just just watch them
Jesus just let just just watch it
wait let me see um anime is there a way to have a look at genres oh oh my god i just went on
My anime list in the gourmet
Sokagiki no Soma. I binge watched all of Sokagiki no Soma. It's crazy. Actually, I don't remember if I watched the most recent, recent ones.
Hmm. Oh my god. Sokagiki no Soma's Food Wars.
It was crazy. Like, I sat there and I binge watched it. Like, every season I sat there fucking watched all of it. Why? Why?
It's crazy. Is there any other... there was a... one of them is not really cooking but I really like
a death parade. Death parade is pretty cool. I like the whole... I like the whole vibe of the death
parade. Death parade is like you you die and you go to this bar and then the bar has two
elevators and one of them goes to hell and one of them goes to heaven and the
bartender sits there while you're drinking and playing games or something and
listen to you listen to your life story I think gamers oh what's an anime that
you guys thought was trash but couldn't stop watching is there such thing I
I don't know, maybe
There's definitely anime that I watched that I wasn't interested in but I wanted to finish it anyway
Just to be able to be like I finished it
There's some random ass ones for sure that I like OVAs or something
And I was like God, it's 24 minutes. I might as well watch all of it. I guess
Rented girlfriend
The Mystic Girlfriend? Any Ethic Night Anime? Sword Online? I heard that Sword Online is bad after Episode 12 or something. I don't remember.
I don't remember. Some of those people said...
Kakegurui? Yeah, I liked Kakegurui's whole story in terms of the fact that they gamble
against each other, but I don't know how I felt about that actual anime itself. I like
the concept is what I'm saying.
I say it was worse after season 1.
I say it gets bad after about 3 to 4 or even worse after 12.
I need to watch JoJo.
Because everyone, I feel like literally everybody and their mothers loves JoJo.
I wouldn't even be surprised if my mom watched JoJo.
And I haven't watched JoJo!
I'd be pissed!
Oh my god.
Do you need to watch JoJo in a certain order or is it like just watch?
Just watch it again so it's not like you have to go through some more fucking
university ceases to be able to watch it.
Do you name your cancer, Jill?
Oh, Jilline. All I know is Jilline.
I know Jilline, and then I know the name of the walking, the do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Sound effect on it. All I know is that one.
Those are the- and I also listen to the songs a lot.
Like the- was it like the gold thingy?
I listen to the songs a lot, but I haven't watched it.
Yeah, I know about that one too.
I don't remember. There's a- yeah, maybe. I don't know.
What are the- what are the JoJo songs?
fighting gold I don't remember what it was was that what's that anime prison
school oh my god no guys wait did you watch ever did you guys ever watch
prison school thank you shorty for the two on something else you saw no
team oh son of a job bro prison school was so crazy what the hell is
that anime guys I watched it when it aired because people were talking about it on
Twitter or some shit and I was like okay well I have to watch one episode at
least because that was the only episode that was out and I was like what the
fuck was that that was so fucking crazy did you beat up meme so do be what
What the fuck is this?
What does this mean?
No, not the random guy.
This is just a random ass guy.
Grand Blue.
Wait, isn't that also a game?
Grand Blue?
Oh no, it's Grand Blue.
Not Grand Blue.
Oh, okay.
That's another classic.
God, I need to...
I feel like literally everybody loves JoJo.
Maybe I should just watch it
so I can understand what they're saying.
people sometimes make certain references if I'm in like collab or something and I'm like
what the hell are you saying and they're like oh and I'm like okay or like haha yeah I don't
know what you're saying is that a joke or reference?
Kiritakiru I like Kill the Kill songs that was nice I also like what was her name Mako
Mako from Kill the Kill I thought she was cute
Mako mankanshoku
Abobla
I hate when I watch JoJo's cause it uses art style as a...
Oh! I had to sit...
You were doing like the art style of JoJo's but then you're like...
I'm not gonna lie
For Osama Ranking, for Ranking of Kings, I didn't watch it because I was like
I don't know if I'll like this but then I ended up watching it and it became one of my favorite anime so
Hehehehehe
He he he guys you should watch it even if you think you might not like it you should watch it anyways
You might be pleasantly surprised
It's on my list
Yeah, I think a lot of people confuse was it Bucky Bucky and Jojo together
Depending on certain scenes. It looks like it can be confused together
Bucky is crazy
How crazy is crazy you put up watching Jennifer Lohan's plan cuz you hated how many people use over memes from it and everything that I understood them
Kind of same when people like
Use it so so much like I liked Undertale. This is like this is
completely unrelated also a little bit related like
Undertale people fucking use this shit out of mega, Lovania. I loved the game. I
I played the game and then I was like holy fuck people just keep using it
everywhere I was like rough no oh yeah she wanted that was crazy yeah on the
tail the more overexposed something the more I don't want to check out the
original thing and what do they call a hipster yeah and then like the
Yeah, with the hipster hipster mentality. I liked it before it was cool
Another year you can put um
You've never touched on the tail. I have played
Undertale twice. I did the different routes. I
did the
pacifist and the other routes
Yeah
a boba
Is there a cap for the somathon?
The cap has already been put so you have a hundred and seventy seven hours seven minutes and
30 seconds left of mousy
Delta rune delta rune is delta rune the sequel or is it like
I forgot did you watch changed on then
I read it
I read it, so I didn't watch the anime, but I probably should watch the anime because I'm sure the fighting scenes in the anime are good.
I think it was like every ending was different from a different singer, I think.
But yeah, I read through teens on men.
I forgot how the manga is split up, but I definitely got to close the end of Chainsaw Man, and then they had a part 2 or something in the manga.
I don't remember. Something like that. I have no clue.
Did did did did did
Yeah has two parts. Yeah, so like I stopped I stopped that
When the second part was beginning
What is your what's your or slash chat's amazing manga that is ruined by the anime due to them taking different routes than the original
um
Wasn't particularly like diehard fan of seven deadly sins, but Jesus fucking Christ I saw
how it got butchered or something like in terms of animation I think promise
neverland I really liked I read I read it I read the promise neverland but
apparently the second season didn't make any sense and they could have used it
to they could have used the second season to make like the arc a different
arc. Still a little like I heard people talking about a soul eater, a kamega kill,
Sunstar Exorcist, Tokyo Ghoul, Hajime no Gyaru, Tokyo Ghoul anime, Guilty Crown!
God, Guilty Crown, oboeba. I actually never watched it like said that in one
shit but I saw like scenes in there and I'm really sad because I like the music
in it but then the people okay so I think there was a there was a there's a pair
or something like a two people who came together to make a band just for
Guilty Crown called Eglist or Eglist Eglist and then they announced that
they were gonna cease activities recently I think this year they said
that yeah it's crazy oh great teacher Onizuka oh my god egg list what I miss
why is the time around hundred and seventy seven oh you sweet summer
child you missed out on a lot hmm I really liked the song you turn from
Uhhh...
Guilty crap.
Do-do-do-do-do.
Great teacher Onizuka is the reason of...
The reason your friend is a teacher today.
That's all crazy.
Oh my god.
Hello. Hello, Siren. Hello.
Konosuba! Oh, I watch Konosuba.
Arifurita.
Nightglow.
Oh
Golden boy
Yeah, I'm lucky. I think I I never sat down and watched you lucky. I watched it like a summary video on
YouTube
there's a lot of
there's a lot of like
Anime video. Well, there's a lot of summary videos on YouTube that I watched
So even if I never watched it and sat down and watched it, I don't know, I don't think
that would be considered watching it.
Also, both of Chronicle, Isekai, Quartet, Macross Frontier, Heartcaptor Sakura!
My mom watched that.
Naki-sta!
How are you guys going to do anything for Halloween?
I just also want to say celebrating spooky season are you guys gonna be
playing horror games are you guys gonna buy some candy for yourself and eat it
oh my god oh yeah the Mahotsukai no yume the ancient with a magus and
Muggles bride the ancient mug with bride what's a scary movie with your family?
I would shit myself. Oh, wow. It's a scary movie
reading mongolklunasava one thing that I really want to finish reading or like
Continue reading is ten said out there the time I got reincarnated as a slime because I literally have a slime as a
as a fucking
Um, mascot. However, I- people are like, oh my god, so you like the time I got reincarnated as a slime and like, no, I haven't, what, where is-
Tensuna.
You know the dawn! Oh my god, you know the dawn. I would- I'm gonna buy chocolate for myself for Halloween.
The anime is really good. God, I wanna watch the anime. I don't know if I should read it or watch the anime.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is Tensuna an isekai? I forgot. Oh, Vanitas no Kurt! Vanitas no Kareto.
Oh, yes. Okay, because I didn't get too far on it, so I don't remember. I group Tensuna,
what else is there that fits in that like they all have like kind of similar art styles too so I
grouped them all together re-zero overlord I thought that I need to finish overlord not gonna lie a
lot of these anime that I haven't continued watching were airing at the time and now so much
time has passed that they have like fucking multiple seasons now like I
remember when I was watching Attack on Titan when it came out I remember the
whole like I went to a convention they like premiered the first episode there
and it was crazy and everyone's fucking dressing up as Eren Yeager and Mikasa
and shit like that and I stopped watching at like episode 12 or some shit
And then now it has the fucking final season part one final season part two final season part three
season five four
The final final part one final part two. I'm like what the fuck holy shit
It's so crazy
I was like what the how long has it been Jesus?
Final season part three part one. I'm like what the fuck
Look, this is so funny.
Oh, manga.
AOT made you quit the anime for the manga?
I don't remember.
I don't think I watched the ending ending
because I was like, God, when are they gonna end?
So it was like naming their seasons
like artists naming their OC draft.
That is so true though.
Oh, Demon Slayer.
I stopped watching Demon Slayer at the Mugen Train movie.
because there was nothing out yet at the time so I just kind of like lit
things happen and I wait for them to fucking finish so I can binge watch it
so I I'm probably gonna wait how's the new season finished as a new season
finished I'll probably watch the new season if it's finished
really like the animations though in in Demon Slayer it is so like I've never
seen anything like it before so I'm a big fan of like how it looks like but
yeah I guess definitely is definitely like Boku No Hido and this is the
cousin named the hell so yeah
is it UFO table or is it ufotable or ufotable how do you guys pronounce it
i don't know ufo table
ufo table ufotable
what the like ufotable that's so funny
This is based on the CEO's table, UFC table, maybe Filiberide's eye song, I think maybe, maybe I have.
Blue Exorcist, I forgot if I watched Blue Exorcist or not.
One of the last episodes I've seen of Demon Slayer had one of the most impressive animated scenes in ages.
Yeah, so Demon Slayer uses both like 3D and 2D.
There was this there was this anime that I forgot but it's literally like this
Looks like a little kid with like a samurai sword and they're moving so fast that they have like
What is that like vision like an after-image of themselves or something like that and it was on
Twitter and it got really popular because people were like oh my god why would you hand draw that that's crazy
And I don't remember what the anime was called
but...
blah blah
or what it was called
I would probably try to find it later but
yes
I don't know what you're talking about
yeah I think it's the elusive samurai
that's the one
the elusive samurai
yeah yeah yeah
no no no no no no no no no no
no
no no no no
no no no no no no
no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no
apple pie
den-den-den-den-den-den-den-
de-de-de-de-de-de
space dandy
stupid moment
ooooooo
apple pie
oh fuck bruh
what the hell is that?
where was that drive-by-pulled tent?
space dandy
oh, trygun!
guys!
sorry, my brain is processing with the fucks that happened
I was I was so well what the hell
And boom boom boom boom boom boom. Oh, yeah, I remember that boom boom boom boom boom boom boom. Oh
Yeah, that's done log. Yeah, bro the trigon anime with the trigon anime
with the
With a thing
Is it 3D animation that they had?
It looked cool though, I liked it.
Was Cyberpunk the considered cartoon or anime?
That's a good question.
Chat, what do you think?
Cause they advertised it as edge runners anime, no?
I mean technically, cartoon and anime is the same thing.
I'm just kidding, cause they're both animation.
But technically, if you want to get really technical about it, they're both animations.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
I think in the West, anime is just made by JP Studio, but in Japan, it's just animation.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
And Bulbara.
My dad like, well I actually didn't really know what anime was, but my parents watched
anime.
And I didn't even really think about it, but Pokemon was the anime, so I don't know,
What was your first anime?
Avatar Last Airbender
Oh yeah, I watched Avatar Last Airbender for the first time in my life.
I think, either earlier this year or last year.
I forgot, it's been a while.
If it wasn't this year, I watched it for the first time last year.
All of it.
I liked it a lot.
It was really cool.
Dragon Ball Z Death Note Jesus
Listen century Naruto in one piece
Tengyan topa Gurren Nagan Yurika Seven
Dian Angel Akina Gundam Berserk
Berserk as your first Jesus
Astro Boy, oh Astro Boy Robotech initial D. Yo, Inuyasa
Gundam Link
mmm you actually say them maho should you run ma how lost our cowboy bebop god
can we talk about the live adaptation of cowboy bebop oh god oh god well oh Jesus
vampire night no I'm glad we all have the same we're all the same
That's so funny.
Speaking of like all the Shenzhen anime, Special A as well, God Special A.
Apparently Yonamzodon got really good or something so I kinda wanna finish watching it or finish reading it.
live adaptations are hit and miss 90% of time. I think if it's English adaptation maybe it's
gonna be a miss 90% of the time because I used to watch a lot of live adaptation like the Japanese
live adaptations were pretty good in my opinion like for a bunch of shows anime that got turned
into like the JP live action for like for example yeah like JP drama I guess like
Hanakimi we're pretty nice I like them I feel like at least the ones that I
watched were fine in my opinion I don't know about the other ones maybe it's
cuz I don't know what the action ones were like maybe it's because I watch a lot
more of the shoujo ones, the shoujo depe drama that I didn't really see the action
ones, so I can't really say anything about the action one. So, yeah.
Ruloni Kenshin, yeah Ruloni Kenshin had a really good live action from what I saw.
God chat I
Want to
Get 3d maneuver gear
Because there's a guy who actually made it 3d maneuver gear like working one
Like an actual working one
There was also like this. There's also this like unity
Like it was actually like working and everything like they made the blades inside as well
they actually grappled onto like this like prop house that they made like a
prop wall I want to become a flying squirrel maybe now what it worked on in
the in the YouTube video it's pretty cool and so if what so if what if I want to be
a fucking flying throw. It did. The YouTube video was so good actually. Like it was so
good. There was actually a really good fan game. There was actually a really good fan
game and it was like kind of like cheapy attack on Titan people and you would use like WASD
like Q&E or something and it was such a good game. I don't know if any of you guys played
it. Yeah the Unity one. I love that one.
Wah.
And then.
Then.
Currently asleep right now.
But she may be awake.
Um, at some point.
Soon.
Thank you puppy for the 25 months to Mousy.
Pat the mods. Pat the mods. Pat the mods.
Yeah. Oh, was it? Where is it? The Sony thing. Yeah. Yeah, and then after that, like, they took it back, right?
I think they took it back and then... I think a lot of people were like, nah, at that point, they already gave up on it.
Thank you, I've fallen in legacy for the reset to Mausie and Heizoku Hashima as well for the reset to Mausie as well.
They didn't really take it back.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
I enjoyed it when it happened, but then it was kind of like, oh, I guess not anymore.
Aboba.
They took back the first sign-up.
They locked it out of so many countries and then reversed it.
That's what's sad.
Does Masi want you to learn about anime?
I don't know.
That's a good question. Probably. Holy Carver. Yeah. Mikey. What the? What in the fuck the moon?
Wait Chad, does that mean that you guys suck the moon? That's such a weird animation to look at.
The moon gave birth to the galaxy you know the moon fucking war yes I was there
on the day not at the exact time but I was there on the day
Oh no!
I'm not alone!
I'm part of the lore too.
Oh yeah chap, did you know that Earth is going to get a second moon for like two to three
months?
Did you guys know that?
It started happening I think the September 29th.
gained another moon for another for another two to three months we can have
over moon isn't it such a isn't this lore crazy this is crazy it's it lined up
such in like so in time with the sub-a-thons
I'm so funny
Kokishi, thank you so much for the recent analysis
Minnie Moon
Minnie Minnie Moon
Din din din din din din din din din din din
Din din din din din
Minnie Minnie Moon
Oh my god, that's crazy
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
I can't listen to the stream's music so I had to listen to my old music.
Or did the stream have music?
It's quiet.
Oh, it's very quiet.
Oh.
Maybe because I was yapping.
Maybe because I was yapping.
Hello, hello, hello, chat.
Todd, do you guys carve pumpkins?
I tried.
Actually, I carved a pumpkin for the first time ever, like a couple of years ago,
and I put people on it.
What if this year I carve a pumpkin and it has a boba on it?
Oh my god.
It didn't school once.
It's so hard carving a goddamn pumpkin.
Hey, what was the humphorn?
What happened?
What happened?
An aboba.
There's a really good pumpkin carving game.
I saw this, I think it was like around like fall, like autumn,
and I was passing by a shop
had a really cute pumpkin with a cut out shape of like a cat on it. Super super cute. I don't
like the smell of the pumpkin though, afterwards. I really don't like the smell. But it's still
still good. It's still good to have put and decorate. Maybe you could put it outside instead
of keeping it inside your house. I've never had pumpkin soup and I've never had pumpkin
pie. Oh yeah the seeds make a mess for sure.
As you can see sirens a little dent girl that just be fucking saying anything bro. What the hell
Damn he really did not like me
Now show them your forehead show them show them show them it's okay
No!
Stop it!
No!
I'm not gonna show them a photo of my forehead
Why not?
Because they can only see my forehead from the boogie
They're never gonna be able to unsee it
Oh my god, so Kami and I compared foreheads on the model
But it's so fucked up bro
It's so fucked up
Like I think kind of say what my for my forehead is so much fucking real estate on it
And then come as a fucking tiny ass motherfucking forehead for your tiny ass smooth ass motherfucking brain
What I
I
Listen, I don't like soccer from Naruto. Oh my god
Oh my god
Can we get five heads and chat please oh my god, please remove monster remove the evil. Please God
We need a soccer emote first
So true
bitch oh my god no you don't have energy man have fun you know
no help no help no help no help no help no help why is that even exist I love
I've never seen it before!
It's so good!
No help, no help!
That's so crazy!
Oh my god, bruh!
I'm a change of man now.
I'm no longer stinky, I've been shining every day.
Got new body wash, you know?
Oh my god!
I got new body wash besides your 18 and one
fucking body wash that you often use
as toothpaste.
Yeah, of course!
Maybe enough 18 and one would fix that
had you got
no I didn't
I'm a man I always like
Come on.
Shut the fuck up!
It's not works. It's not DNA.
Is that how it works?
Right chat.
Every man in chat, we're liars, correct?
Come on now.
Is it real?
Well, obviously you can't trust them anymore.
They're just gonna be like,
No! No!
Are they?
We're not all the same!
Oh shit!
See?
Wait, let's see if you're liars in chat.
Oh my god!
No, smiley.
What the hell did she do?
I did not see it.
The book is trust.
Yeah, I can't picture anyone.
It was so funny.
What happened was, we were all babysitting.
It was like, it was Fred.
It was Katie.
It was Kami and then it was me.
And we're all sitting in the VC
and Kami is like
going out of his way to read
every single person who's subbed,
gifted, like anybody who
helped contributed to the time
I was still going at the time there was no cap on it at the time and then he was like so enthusiastically
Going like thank you so much to blah blah blah for gifting five stars
Thank you so much to blah blah for the gifted sub. Thank you so much for the rest of and then I was like
Yeah, and then I was like, oh wait you missed one from Phil and
Then he's like oh shit. I was so sorry Phil. Thank you so much for the gifted sub and then I was like Phil
I'm not sitting here man.
Oh, thank you.
Pick me.
Pick.
Pick.
So bad because you were so enthusiastic about it.
No, I was.
I was like, you know what?
I have to say, Phil.
I felt to be this.
Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
I was doing a job.
Your name is not Pick.
I'm Boba.
I was a fake name.
Your name is not Pick.
No.
Why?
You think everything for me?
Look at that!
You're like...
That's so funny.
He he he he he he.
You should thank that to what you put in Prime.
No.
Shut up, big.
Oh my god.
And then afterwards, because of that,
every single time, he's like, oh wait, you have a den emote.
And then you're like...
your dent got bigger as well happened
after that your dent got deeper
and then it was
it's creating goo and nasty
and it's getting frosty there too
what the hell y'all
nooo
this is takes dent
nooo
not my dent
no my dent is clean
and smooth
take dent
bye dent
Dents were three sizes that they true
And then the copy was like what they should be
What the why did you say what fucking dead just another dead next to it
The last thing I'm missing about your dents is we see it a ball shaped dent on your on your head because one put their balls in your head
I'll be so fucked up. What a fuck up there. Actually, give me your email. I'm on photoshopped right now.
Give it to yourself!
Alright, but...
Oh no.
Oh shit.
Wait, he's gonna find my email and he's gonna... oh no.
Uh oh.
Oh god.
Check, can we get some popcorn balls in that place? I'm tired.
What the f- what does that mean?
Shut up, dick.
What? What the hell?
Shut up, Phil.
That's insane.
You wanna call me take? I'll call you bill.
Oh my god.
Take these balls in your mouth. I'm leaving.
Stop the fuck up that's crazy. Oh my god
I don't know what kind of conversation am I witnessing this topic cannot possibly be positive
Seize as Christ
Not that these
My coffee wake up coffee
Time to babysit
aboba golly aww thank you for your kind words aboba
hello that was Rikami Rikami VT
hello are you muted oh god okay
ahhh.
dough dough dough dough dough dough.
Medicing.
Medicing.
Medicing.
Wow.
Pog, after the lore of the whole ... hello?
Are you ok?
Are you ok?
Are you
Are you here to babysit too?
Only for a moment. I even had to cancel my stream to take us in busy, but I wanted to stop in and say hi.
What?
Yeah, I had to do that thing. Yeah.
Oh.
Where it's like an hour before stream, it's like I have too much to do.
No.
Because I'm moving.
Yeah, you're moving.
Yeah.
So I got to move stuff.
No, I hope moving goes okay.
It's going well. I have help.
Okay. That's good. My family is helping me a bunch.
That's good. And make sure you remember where everything is.
So that you don't go like, where the fuck is it?
I'm sure I eventually will.
Eventually?
Hmm.
Oh God. I remember when I moved out, I was like, where the fuck is this?
And then it spent like a week trying to find it.
And it just showed up somewhere.
I'm not keeping that much in the move, right?
It's like my books, I need my library, I need my library, I need no clothes, and I have
some knick-knacks, right?
I heard a Gerdy.
Oh!
You have a heard a Gerdy.
Yeah, I play the heard a Gerdy.
That's cool. I didn't know.
I'm bringing that much.
The mod said, can we get one insult before you have to go?
One insult?
They did a Pooly's face.
Oh my god.
Pooly.
Are you thinking of the one?
Yes, I am.
Okay.
I feel like I have to be in a frame of mind to be this mean.
I think you called them pathetic and call it a day
No, see that that's that like that that's not creative right? No, okay
Yeah, I have to pick one that isn't also just like profoundly like awful
Why not awful ones are funny too like
you smell but with reverb people are gonna yeah that's very good I like it
I'm going to eat that, probably Sam.
Holding.
Oh my god.
Thank you for the 100 bits.
Timothy.
Next time you're spending time with your friends, note the way that they make certain
they're not downwind of you.
Ooh.
Got'em.
You fuck'em.
Burn the hair out of them.
Now they're going to cry.
Now they're going to weep and cry and be like, I just got insulted.
Am I going to have to keep a notebook of insults just in case?
Maybe.
I think so.
Okay.
I'm pretty sure there's 176 hours and 18 minutes left.
At one point I'm sure they will ask for another insult.
Yeah right.
Hey Fred, why do you always keep that journal with you?
Do you like just keeping, you know, keeping ideas in there?
Oh no, I'm just writing down insults as I think of them.
Why?
So I can insult all of Iron Mouse's viewers.
Frederick Knudson, more like, bang nuts!
Fuck!
He's right though.
Damn.
That's crazy, that's cold.
He's right though.
That's crazy.
That's so crazy.
Oh my god.
You can literally, you can do so much with the fact that you have been called Fat Nuts.
I feel like all the things that I could do, all the things I could do are done by everyone else already.
Really?
It really, it's like cruise control.
for my nuts Jesus Christ oh my god
cruise control for your nuts I've never had that one before in my life and I
don't think I'll ever get to hear anything like that ever again now there
there are good reasons why you have never heard it before okay
honestly you're right a wiser person would not say it oh no I think it's
What do you tell him?
Oh this is Frederick Nudson.
Yes.
A booboo.
Hello booboo.
A booboo.
Hello booboo.
Hello booboo.
Hello booboo.
Hello booboo.
Hello booboo.
Hello booboo.
Bugs, I'm training success.
Let's go.
Please welcome Miss Siren Aboba.
Aboba?
I don't miss Aboba.
That's the name of my final fantasy character.
Aboba?
Siren Aboba.
Siren Aboba.
Cuz a lot of people I feel like in the vtuber space may have like other they could split their name into two or
They actually just have like a first name and a last name for their vtuber
But I don't I just have siren and it's kind of weird if I go sigh and then read cuz it's like four letters and then three letters
I was like fuck. What should I make my last name? It just became a boba. I
I was like in February, February 2024.
This happened to me on Steam.
I wanted a name, right?
Like I don't use a pseudo NIM.
Like I just have a NIM.
And I needed something for Steam so I'm like I don't know.
I'm associated with Owls and I'm on people's friends list.
So I used owl friend.
Aw, owl friend is nice.
Like I'm the owl that's on your friend's list.
And I kinda just never came up with another.
Oh, but now you're just...
So it's my new default.
Now, yeah, that's pretty cute. Now you're just owl friend everywhere.
It's a bad pseudonym, but I don't have another.
Why is it, what makes it bad?
It's presumptive.
Like I'm not necessarily someone's friend
just because they see me.
Okay, but then it's special if you're actually friends with them.
It's true.
Al Fred.
Al Fred.
I think, I started using that name when I was in college
and there was a stray cat that would come
hang out in my in my college like the room I was renting the apartment I was
renting in college and my roommate and I just took to naming like took took to
calling her cat friend yeah we did we didn't have a friend like cat friend
right well this is before I was even associated with Alice long before and
and then I remember the girl I was dating at the time she was very mad when she
learned what we were calling the cat and she was like yeah she was like that's
not a name here what's the Japanese what's the Japanese word for cat or for
friend and I said Poma dachi yeah what dachi and so we named the cat
Tomodachi.
Oh, Tomo.
Tomodachi.
Tomodachi.
Tomodachi.
Tomodachi.
Yeah.
I remember I met the cat.
So I went to bed, right?
Like my roommate was an insomniac, right?
Yeah.
He always went to bed very, very late.
So you know, he, like I said, all right, you know, just do the dishes in the morning
and all right, I'll see you.
And I wake up to a text message from him that read, sorry, didn't do dishes, made cat friend
instead, beware of kneading, and then the moment that I finish reading the text message, I
hear a quiet from my door.
I open it and in walks cat friend.
Cat friend!
Cat friend sits on my lap and starts meeting.
Cats are so goddamn cute.
I love cats so much. I grew up with dogs, but I'm a cat person.
I love cats so much. They're so cute.
I appreciate cats. I appreciate loving cats.
I don't know I like friendly cats like super like super super friendly cats
Yes, that's I would like
Like be all up on you like yes, they're like
Like putting on their fur and shit
Yeah, I like I like cats that kind of act like affectionate roommates
I have like they'll hang out with you for a few minutes, and then they'll go off and do their own thing and
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then they'll come back and hang out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Like you've got your own life. That's good. Oh
I like the ones that like just want to be around like
Probably sitting on your lap or something
Mm-hmm. I'm not like necessarily getting in your way, but like like a breath. Yeah
Oh, yeah, no, um
I'm returning to my cats and my cat
My cats enjoy like I have cat cam
They come and hang out when they hop up on my lap. I'm like, all right crotch cam. No, look at cat
I like dogs in the sense that I feel so bad because there's this dog that like my
friend has two dogs and I was playing with a dog and I think I outdogged the dog because
I was like, come on, dog, let's go, let's go play, let's go play, and the dog was like, exhausted.
The dog was like, no, no more playing, please.
He's like, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
The dog doesn't look at me like, bro, what the fuck?
Oh, I don't know.
I feel like...
No, I do as well.
I feel like in that situation, sometimes I am the dog among streamers.
right like they're like I keep going and I'm like I'm
higher
all
that's okay
I feel like there's not many people who
can game for like ten hours straight
though
don't
well
that's okay for ten hours
I can game for ten hours straight if it's still a race
mm-hmm
or like
a village management game
oh I can do it with any as long as like
The people I'm with could probably do the same amount, I think.
But yeah, that's why they streamers.
Yeah.
Look, I've got nothing else better to do than play a game for long hours!
Fog!
Someone did bring up a good point.
Isn't Mary the dog of your group?
Oh, yes.
Oh my god, he is such a puppy.
A puppy!
Mary is so like, he picked the correct animal.
Ha ha ha!
Aww.
Very nice, very nice.
Actually there was a Twitter post and it was like one of those um, like if you have
these personality traits you are this animal and it was like anime girls with like different
animal ears or like animal like things on it.
I don't know where it is anymore, but if I ever get it, I think maybe there was an LL one? I don't know.
I'm so glad that MySpace Surveys have made a return in a new form.
I love those.
That's literally what those are.
Yeah, exactly. I love those stuff. It's like, tag your friend this year, this or that.
Yeah, I love those ones. I love those ones so much. It's like, circle the one that is...
I think we also did it on Facebook where because like they're on Facebook
There was like the tagging feature and you're right today also happen in Facebook. Yeah
Yeah, and then you go like tag a certain area and it would be like on the picture of you like you are they
the
food Instagram person or
the person who
Works out a lot or a federal
Yeah
Now it's on Twitter
Facebook!
They couldn't be gone for too long.
Yeah.
Oh no, some people don't know what my space is.
Some people don't know what Facebook is.
Yeah, I was just going to say.
I'm just going to say.
I'm betting someone in the chat is going to be like,
what's my space?
Oh no.
Olds.
Feels old.
Feels old.
It's okay.
It was one thing one thing about my cat. Oh, yes
There there are a few routines that they like
One of them was I like making tea in the morning, right? And I'll go and sit in the windowsill and
One of my cats Gabbro
Would always like always will jump up and sit on my lap for about five minutes
and
Then and then get back up after five or ten minutes and go and wonder off
But always have to get her cuddles in.
Aww, that's so cute!
You love me, right? You so love me? Okay, good.
Just checking. Just checking.
Aww, that's so cute.
Aww, so cute. I like it when cats are curious about what you're doing,
but not interfering in the sense that go on like,
what the fuck are you doing and then destroy everything.
But, yeah, because I would go to my friend's house, I was doing my makeup in the mirror
and the bathroom and the cat would like sit on the, sit on like the, was it the, I don't
know, near the sink and stuff and then would just look at me the whole entire time and
I was like, oh, but like never, never like was invasive or anything.
I was like, oh, that's so cute. You're so interesting. You're intrigued, dude.
So respectful.
I love curious animals.
Yeah! I got Friendster, I got Yahoo Messenger, MSN, oh my god, Limewater, oh my god.
I was an AIM kid.
AIM, yeah! They're running now.
Those sound effects, those sound effects still ignite.
Things in me. Yeah.
Oh my god. Emotions.
Wait, does MSN Messenger gone now?
Oh, blah blah.
You got mail.
You got mail. You got mail.
That's still that sound bite is a part of the cultural consciousness.
You got mail. You got mail.
Oh, I was trying to describe.
Wait really?
Oh yeah?
Oh I thought they existed seperately
Do do doon do doon doon doon, the fucking skype right down
Oh my god
And skype became team
what
What's that stupid meme that's like Skype is now Glorbiddo?
Glorbiddo has changed its terms of service. Glorbiddo misses you. Glorbiddo is shutting down.
Oh my god, no, I haven't seen that one. What was that?
Like here, let me go and find this one.
Wait, god, I have a question.
And have you ever see this like it looked like a human skeleton, but it's eyes were still in there
And it would move around and stuff and it kind of reminded me of like clippy
Do you guys know I'm talking about my god?
Clippy is also part of the cultural consciousness
There's a
God
It was like I don't know. I don't remember why but it's like locked in the back of my brain. I
I found it by the way. I found the thing. I remember when email was useful. Now it's all confirm your email address for Slorp
Thank you for creating a Slorp account. Slorp is now Bonto
Bonto's terms and conditions have changed
Bonto misses you Bonto is shutting down
Oh my god, oh my god
Wait, I don't know why, but I feel like I saw this guy everywhere.
I'll put it in the text channel.
Here. Have you ever seen this?
Amazing.
How to draw hand bones.
I feel like this, it's like, it's literally like, I don't know why, but I swear to God I saw this.
I don't know if this, I don't know the, like the skeleton was like a mascot?
Right.
It's Eyebrows move.
Yeah, it has Eyebrows.
I wish I could show you, but it is, I don't know, it was like, it reminded me of like
Clippy or something, it's so weird.
I think I remember what you're talking about.
Yeah.
God.
Ancient forbidden knowledge.
Ancient forbidden knowledge.
No, it's not a puppet.
It's like a computer program, like, hanging out saying like Clippy.
It's a weird, I don't know how to... I don't know.
I don't know.
It's like forbidden knowledge or like, like, locked up in the back of your brain and I can't remember what the fuck.
Yeah, it's like a helper of some sort, but I don't know where it was from.
There a few of those. It wasn't a Bonsie Buddy clone, was it?
Maybe not.
Expand on.
How'd you feel less growing closer with every new day?
Yeah, it was like a desk, not like a desk job.
Yeah, it was like Bonsie Buddy and Clippy and stuff like that, but instead it was just like a skeleton.
Right. Well, I remember that there were like visual alternatives to Clippy that were just
Yeah, maybe.
really skinny.
That's like it's locked in the back of my brain. I'm no fucking clue.
Clippy gets a bad rap.
I'm so confused now. I gotta, I gotta like try and find a bunch now just to see where the fuck this is.
Bonsie Buddy wasn't effectively a virus, yes.
It was malware. Like, Bonsie Buddy was no question malware.
Malware? Malware, Malware.
Malware. Malware.
Well, keyboard, um, custom keyboard with purple
taxi panda switches. Purple
taxi panda switches. What?
Ridiculous! What the heck?
ridiculous I did not to my knowledge however I have seen pregnant art of
clippy I literally just Google clippy and one of them
I go clippy clippy I didn't want to see it but it showed up and it was a lot it's
a lot. It's a lot. How did that? You know what? I'm not gonna... you know what? I don't
want to think about it. Okay, I really need to run. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm expecting
my family. Okay. Clippy's just expecting. Okay. I'm sorry. I shouldn't hold you from
Clippy you should go tend to Clippy now. Oh no no no Clippy is separate of this. Oh, okay. I'm not funny
Okay, you're fine. No, I do need to take it going though. Okay, I will I will be able to hang out again
Yeah
Like actually hang out. That's good
Please everyone everyone be good to siren
They're gonna call me five head. No, no. Okay. Okay. New orders. Give Siren her due.
What does that mean? It depends on your conduct, I guess.
chat is going to... oh god i don't know okay
see you all soon bye bye okay goodbye thank you bye bye
abba abba my dude
mountain dude abba abba hello bye friend
Oh
So confused of this fucking
hmm
Thing bro. I swear to God they like banned mountain do in the UK or some shit at one point because like
The certain things inside of the drink were not allowed or approved in the UK or something I don't remember
Ow, ow, ow.
Thank you someone to goat for the twitch promise and glossy it was for certain
ingredients I don't know what it was but there are still some shop that sell it so
I think maybe it would got lifted after some point yeah we weren't allowed to
have month and do yeah we're the chemical or something I'm listening to
what am I listening to? Dalco and Kenshi Yonezu fireworks. Oh chat did you see? Kenshi Yonezu
released, we released an update of Donut Hall for you, Vocaloid fans out there. Kenshi
Yonezu was previously I think Hachi who created the Donut Hall song and then Hachi
Feast exist became Keynesio started singing their own song and then eventually started singing anime songs and game songs and now
in 2024 we made the donohull in full circle
so cool new fans yeah
I don't know I didn't find out until like maybe last year or something
I was like wait cuz I like I went back to go listen to donut hall and I was like
Where's the original from and then I was like hot see and then it came up as the kinshi and this is channel
I'm like wait a second. Holy shit. Oh
This is real
No, it's not real. We're all just a figment of your imagination
It's time to wake up you need to remove the headset from your face and snap back to reality
where you're actually trapped in a room all alone with a monitor in front of you
and your anime waifus aren't real and it was all just a dream oh my god that's
crazy I'm just kidding anime waifus are real I don't know what you guys are
talking about anime waifus are absolutely 100% real
I wanna listen to, I wanna listen to Donut Hole now. Donut Hole. 234. It's so cool.
Wake up wake up wake up wake up. Donut Hole. Like Donut! It even has like animation and stuff in the video. Oh my god, I'm so excited.
I didn't actually, I actually didn't watch it. I listened to it though. My favorite vocalist is Gumi.
Goomi is my favorite Vocaloid. Everyone likes Hatsune Miku, but I like Goomi.
I like Goomi's voice and the songs that people produce for Goomi.
How big is Siren's forehead? Okay, relax.
I actually, have you ever been to a Vocaloid concert? It's so interesting.
Or have you ever been to a VTuber concert? They have like a gigantic screen.
it's crazy. Oh sometimes if the follow button appears even though you've been
following them for a very long time depending if you click on it it might
actually manually unfollow you it might be a glitch. So if you press the
follow button again I think it might actually reset your follow street because
It's happened before like the follow button appeared for certain people that I want and I was like wait
I know for a fact I was following them, but then it fixes itself. I think after some time
Yeah
How long have you guys been following round she for I can't spell
Wow, I just
Suffer ported. Oh, no now it's now the bot is working overtime
Oh shit oh fuck oh oh shit oh god oh shit oh the boss is like no no no no no no no no
goodbye bot I'm sorry oh shit okay okay but what about you chat what about okay instead
instead of maybe making the bot go on overtime what was the earliest memory that you have
What was the earliest memory that you had?
3-4 years?
Do you guys remember at what time you watched her?
For example, there are some people who say to me that they watched me during the something-something era.
for example like the I don't know the rest era or the among us era or
you know like that kind of thing do you guys remember
oh whoa don't it pay off for new bed oh 2023 seventh on yeah that was last year oh my god
it's 2024. Not gonna lie. Sometimes I derp and I'm like oh it's still 2023 and I'm
like no way it's 2034 now. I need to close my goddamn tabs holy shit
I have so many goddamn tabs open. Thank you so much Essie for the Twitch
from the messy.
What's he hiding from?
Barbara!
Why is Barbara?
What is that?
Barbara.
Spring of 2020.
I forgot what she was doing in 2020.
I remember what I was doing in
2020. It was VR chat.
VR chat is among us I'm pretty sure I think.
God.
Wow. Oh, 20, 20.
Rear chat was 11, 20, 20. Yeah, it was 11, 20, 17, and 2018. In fact, arguably that was the
peak. That was the one before everyone started standing in front of mirrors.
Arguably that was one of the funniest periods of time for Rear chat.
Definitely got more popular again in 2020 though because of the whole COVID situation and people couldn't go outside to socialize so they turned to VRChat to socialize with other people from around the world.
Yeah, the Knuckles meme was in VRChat I think during like the 2018 stuff. Do you know Delay? Yeah!
QSMP from AAH from Streamer
Tameem?
2018, yeah exactly
YAM
Somebody touching my spaghetti
Aboba
Aboba
I'm bobbing my head listening to this song right now
Alalala, what's up? I have a question. Who was your first introduction to Vee Show Joe?
I think this is an interesting question. Oh my my. Oh my god. Alalala. Holy god. Jesus.
Yeah, that's so interesting actually. Cause also there's also like the introduction to
to the VTubers as well. Remember when V-Showjo was like announced that they made V-Showjo?
But at the time I was like, like, oh, because I think I was still like non-VTuber at the time.
I was like, oh, interesting. Yeah, the interview with Last Pause. What do you see V-Showjo?
Lootcast VR chat which YouTube from other site.
But regardless, whoever you saw first, I'm glad that you're here.
And supporting a good cause and all of these amazing content creators.
What the?
Nice pocket can I have some?
No
No, no
Mine another number one
We add trash taste is that with chocolate? Um, yes
Boba
Boba
I love the oboe but you won't so much wait rock says is that from
Kingdom hearts
wait
That's okay. No, I've never played Kingdom hearts. I
Think I need to
Chat you guys
I'm Pog I
Can't believe the timer is capped now
The timer is going down. It's capped. The timer is capped.
I got capped. God, was it yesterday? It's capped.
25 out of the... yeah.
I got capped. I can't believe... I can't believe the timer is capped now.
I can't believe it.
The subs haven't been capped, but the timer's been capped, right?
and then finished my trainjacks.
I made the joke that I was there every single time something happened to the timer
because the first time I was there it broke.
I forgot for what reason. I think it was just like stream elements shitting the bed.
The second time I was there, I think the stream went down and then in turn
broke the timer and I was there for that as well
And then the other time I was there was when the timer got capped
It was like the last like hour and 40 minutes
Before the timer got capped. It was just like me and cat were like hyping everybody up
That's just like wait, I'll wait a second. Why have I always been here for
Shabbins
God
They have the official top amount of such you got before the Senate Explorer. That's a good question and I think what I saw was
326
200 something I think that's it. I don't know
something around that
someone's the 328 but
When was that because I remember it going down
Pretty fast
Twitch tracker sensual. Oh
Cuz it's weird cuz like I was going off of the one that showed up on the stream and it never went up to 328k
I don't know
Who knows?
But I was just going I'm
Cuz I don't know about twitch tracker because sometimes to trackers weird because
Sometimes it's not accurate
for certain things
So I'm no clue really
Yeah.
Dambulba.
Sometimes, okay, a lot of the time.
For example, there's definitely some stats that I had that didn't make any fucking sense
because my dashboard says completely different.
For sure.
My dashboard is more reliable than Twitch Tracker.
My dashboard is more reliable than Twitch's record.
So I don't know.
The poll makes no sense.
What the?
Because she's a boba.
What the fuck?
A boba?
Is this an email?
That's a frog.
It's a saying a boba.
That's it.
It literally, I'm so sorry to all the people that I've infected.
I'm so sorry.
I have infected literally all of the people that I talk to on a daily basis.
If I sit in a VC with them, I will go a Boba and they are Boba back at me in
unison. And it's kind of funny, but at the same time, I'm like, God,
what have I done?
And then I'm like, oh shit. And then
I'm the nice G and then other people that I talk to as well.
At the same time, I'm like sorry, but not really. I just think he's just a cute little guy
Turing worked the day I was thinking of a bobo
Don't know why but don't know why it sounds funny. I didn't like you don't know why but it sounds funny. I
Love how it sounds. I just like B words
like aboba yeah someone put it like yeah someone said it before even like
today's aboba is this is the siren what's I always been yeah like fuck
the moustache I don't know aboba I got sushi to say aboba yesterday we were
both on the vShowshowcraft server. We were thinking of, oh we went to go see the Halloween
event, because Master is doing a Halloween event where you guys can, well, where we can
build where we can build on the server and do like a Halloween thing or something
and then me and sushi went to go see it and we're like oh what's going on how do
you get a duck I'm not gonna lie I actually have no fucking clue we should
have an aboba counter not gonna lie chat if we had an aboba counter I'm
pretty sure it'd be higher than some counter just from me alone just from me
alone I think I would break the counter it would be crazy it would be at like a
It looks kind of like the next P-Bar. It's literally like a line, a yellow line, at the
very bottom of the screen.
ZEE!
Are you going to get rolled? I don't even know who- I actually have no clue who is
winning.
If there is even a winner.
Also, you guys are too kind to me. You guys did everything here. You guys did it all.
You guys did the timer by yourselves. You guys did the subcounter by yourselves. You guys
did it. Chat together strong. And the monster did a great job too during the whole event.
Every single one of you.
Clappy.
Round of applause for everybody who took part.
Oh yeah, you did the moon too, yep.
I broke the counter.
Clappy.
I don't know why, but that has become my new favorite Clappy mode.
Clappy.
It sounds cute too.
I like cute sounding words or cool to say sounding words.
Klappy.
Yeah, you guys are all cool. Good job, guys.
Yeah, and you guys got the Sigma and the Ligma plush.
The Sigma and the Ligma.
Sigma!
What is Ligma?
Chat!
Sigma!
Why is balls such a fun word to say? I'm so pissed.
Baos.
Aboba.
Bitch.
Baos.
Baos.
It's a B word.
It's rainbow.
There's a drink called Baos.
Did you know there's a drink that's...
I forgot.
I think it means Konyal.
There's a drink called PUSA.
It's not actually PUSA, but you know, with the Y at the end, there's actually that word.
And it's an energy drink, GONYO.
GONYO.
GONYO.
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN.
What does a total mean?
I mean, how do the ducks work?
You yap in chat and the new duck gets added eventually.
If we keep yapping, the bar will get filled up.
So you heard the story about sushi and the djinn called,
I think so, yeah, I wasn't there for it,
but I think I watched like a little bit of the stream
at the time.
Duh duh duh duh duh.
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh.
Yeah, I wasn't joking.
Beetles.
Wait, you guys don't have a YAP emote?
Oh my god, Chad, do you remember?
There was like a flash game, and it was this guy, and his ligaments were, I think it was
like two arms or like, I think it was called like quap or something.
QW and O&P and you could control the legs and the arms.
And you had to go over and run somewhere as far as you could.
Is that Connor yapping?
Yapping!
Lalalalalala.
Yapping is in all caps.
Reminds me of Octobadium.
Think then the only force that can defeat a Bulbos foot the moon.
Who made this emote?
I don't spell out of it, but who made it?
Who making these goddamn emotes?
This is crazy.
Oh amazing.
Gifu Master.
Honey Bean, thank you so much for everything I'll see.
Discord Peeps Pog.
Do you guys use Discord a lot?
I use it every single day.
Oh my god, that's crazy bro.
Oh my god, that fucking has sun mode.
That's crazy!
You don't, but you're getting back into it, not the Austin, the DMs, but not servers.
You generally have no idea how Discord works.
Oh, I love Discord.
Do people actually DM me without asking?
I don't know, because I'm a DM's close.
So, maybe they attempt to.
to. I fucking closed my DMs so fast. Oh yeah, for a really long time I was in so many Discord
servers that I put myself on Do Not Disturb because I just really didn't want to hear everything
all the time. But recently I cleared up all of my servers like fucking spring cleaning
and arranged them all into folders and stuff, and changed every single server's notification settings.
So I only get it for certain servers, and I hear it, and I hear my DMs now.
I don't mute every single server, but definitely the ones that I know for sure I'm not going to take part in.
Like for example like emote servers. They're literally servers where you join just to get their emotes and then you use it
If you have nitro, obviously
Yeah
Whoa
And chat don't even get me started on the fucking discord shop. I am oh god
The discord shop why they gotta have
have cool things in there. You're done me, friend. Done me. You have 335K notification.
I claimed mine. Mine just says, actually I don't know if I can clue how much mine is.
Because I don't have the notification thingy. This girl has a feet, yeah, actually it's
okay so it's Street Fighter right? It's a Street Fighter. Street Fighter. I actually
play duty because she did um she does like taekwondo i think if i recall and i did taekwondo
but that frame is what the hell is that frame what the f*** is that frame
i wish you could mute folders uh oh yeah true you can just like mark it all is red
but yeah i always said to you
Aboba.
Good Lord.
Aboba.
Aboba in all caps.
For you mobile users, Aboba is in all caps.
I know sometimes it's hard and you have to watch in your mobile but it's in all caps.
Oh Taku, thank you for the Twitch Prime to Mousy.
Oh, it's a boob thing now.
I did, oh my God, though, however,
I do remember when Bubba came out, you know, the emote, Bubba.
I was like, guys, guys, we should say Bubba respectfully.
And then, and then people were like,
oh my God, that's such a good idea.
Bubba respectfully.
And then I think a lot of people started saying it,
so I was like, oh, do we all have the same brain cell?
Hmm, Bubba respectfully.
I don't know if it became like an aboba situation where people caught on and people are like,
oh yeah, we should say booba respectfully.
That's funny as hell.
Booba respectfully.
Hee hee.
Aboba.
Aboba has become my filler word now, dad.
Sometimes when I just don't say anything I just say aboba.
Or like, if I'm sitting in a VC and we're just like all working in there or something
like that working on stuff like our own stuff I just say a blah blah into the
void and see who responds oh oh my realm everyone responds the void the void
calls oh yeah how long has the Nazi been asleep for now cuz when I woke up I
think she didn't have a babysitter at the time but I don't know how long
she ain't gonna sleep for.
Da da da da da.
Whoa!
I hope she's okay.
Da da da da.
Went to work and got back for a while.
Yeah.
She must be really tired.
I definitely remember though.
She had like four hours of sleep
some days and I'm just like
Jesus fucking Christ girl.
Are you okay?
That is crazy.
It's crazy.
No, I wouldn't be surprised.
Crunchy is the music crunchy.
I think in the last couple of days,
because it's like getting closer to like beating
like the world record I think,
and as well as like the timer and stuff,
I think I swear to God,
she was up for like 20 hours and some shit.
Cause I think sometimes I would tune in,
she would be like, I'm not gonna sleep,
I'm gonna continue,
And I'm just like, holy shit girl, you crazy.
Let's go!
Oh my god.
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh.
I'm bullbunged.
What is sleep?
I don't know chat, actually what is everybody's
like average amount of sleep that you guys get?
Cause I feel like recently every single person
that I talk to says that they do not get
the like eight hours of sleep.
Are we just counting down three, two, one.
What we doing here?
Jesus, okay.
Five to seven, 45.
10 hours, what in the?
Five to seven.
Jesus, I feel like a lot of people,
I know have like four to six hours of sleep
and I'm just like, God, guys, are you okay?
At the same time, I feel like I'm also in the same boat.
Cause I think I had like 6 hours of sleep today.
I feel like 6 hours or 5 hours is the news. 8 hours.
Who said 10 give me your sleep?
I remember back in the day, I used to sleep for fucking hours.
I would sleep, I would lay in bed for like 13 hours.
I sleep so yeah, 6 should be minimum.
Yeah.
I think sometimes it's like very RNG cause like I could sleep for 6 hours one time and
I'd be so fucking tired and then sometimes I sleep for 6 hours and I have like enough
energy to go for 2 days.
I used to sleep on a couch, not because like I was couch helping or anything, I just
literally had no space in my fucking room so I just got like a small couch
instead of a bed and that was probably the time that I slept the least amount in
my life yeah they were like uncomfortable couch I was just like God I was
just sleeping here yeah it's okay cuz I'm small I'm short so it's okay
It was okay for me.
Aboba.
I'm the dad sleeping on the couch?
Yeah.
I'm the dad sleeping on the couch.
And then I finally got a bed to sleep in.
It sucks though because like,
because I have like, bad problems.
Oh, Shibubi!
She's stirring?
Yeah, decipher the Morse code from the blinking.
Anyone know?
Maybe she's seeing Aboba with her eyes.
Oh, okay. I will consume your souls. Give me cinema roll! That's true. That is very plausible.
Yeah. I think she's saying give me more cinema roll. Quick, chat! Give her cinema roll! Quick!
Off her cinema roll! That's so cute. Okay, now to check how many cinema roll
what's there are on TV in her chat let me see what's the damage not bad free rose
not bad oh my god oh my god you know it reminds me of the blinking reminds me
of that one oh I don't know if you guys had it because I think it was a
Cadbury which is a British chocolate bar but they would move their eyebrows
to the beat of the song. I don't know if you guys know what I'm talking about.
Hi Lboba, good morning. Good morning. Hello, hello. Good morning.
Your mother looks so cute. Lboba. Thank you. Good morning.
It was a lot of fun.
I'm dreaming today.
Benefit powersama
I love mohawk
Me too
Yay
You need to take a Hobo
Yes
Yay
Satan has awoken! Satan is awake!
Ah, Bobo. Satan has awoken.
Alright, who woke up Satan?
Alright, who was it? Who in the chat was it?
When she comes back, you gotta give her a head pat.
La clitora. It was me!
Oh, shit, ridiculous. It was me!
It was you! It wasn't me.
Who's you guys?
She's a wig, she go into the bathroom, getting ready for her day, she'll be back to chat,
okay?
That was not me!
I barely did anything!
I was allowed, I woke her up with my yapping!
Okay.
Yapping, yapping, yapping, yapping, yapping, yapping, yapping, yapping, yapping, yapping,
yapping, yapping, yapping, yapping, yapping, yapping, yapping.
Oh, okay. Oh my god, speaking of head pads, there was this one time somebody head pat me and I felt like I actually got a dent
Like I felt like I was concussed by the end of it and I was like that is not how your head
pats someone. What the fuck are you not trying to wear the hell are you smacking me for?
I was like probably lost some brain cells fell out my fucking ears. Relax!
Holy fuck. I was like my brother, my brother in Christ
Please relax.
So that's how you got your dance, that's so true.
What the fuck, what the hell?
For no reason, come here.
For fuck's sake.
Err, errr, come here.
That's the word of God, I'm gonna get this motherfucker
on one of these days again, I'm gonna get him.
He's on my list.
I'm going to do this not to begin and I will do it in style
Then I would have gone in twice and I will be proud of it
Point at the dent God
Guys and can I let the decent that's a joke
so
He he he he he he
Get him I care. Oh, I have to think about it
about goblin that's so overused
I don't think you understand but I have like three years of these nothing
like three years of these nothing under my belt
I literally made a gta rp character that would literally
these nuts literally everybody
wait wait wait my phrasing oh what did you say
I have 3 years of one!
I have 3 years!
So that was my resume!
Yeah, no! Don't say false!
No!
What the fuck, guys?
Shit! Maybe I should have chosen my words correctly.
Jay, you're about to disappoint me to disturb them.
You were so right.
You were so right.
God. No! What the? Oh my god. Simon, why the fuck do you say certain things? You should
think before you say things. God, just look up Simon, Jesus. But yeah, anyway, I have
I had experience of these nuts to many people.
I even have a fucking notepad full of all of my these nuts jokes and I used some from
the internet.
I used some from my own brain.
I just thought of them myself.
I had a notepad full of them.
Listen!
that I literally did it like every single day
okay don't wait oh god no I don't love
allegations fuck allegations no I'll just keep getting deeper yeah it does
Oh, he wouldn't call me coming in to say yeah as deep as the dent in your head
Yeah, okay
I am not beating the balls allegations, bro
Yeah, can this is pretty can this is pretty
Well known
FOMA is pretty well known
See if thieves is pretty well known. I think
um what else is there that's pretty well known
who is kandis
kandis
kandis
kandis
kandis
kandis
kandis
kandis
kandis
kandis
kandis
I used Phil on Kami. Oh my god. Wait you guys haven't heard this one. I
Don't know maybe I should save it
Yeah, there's a lot of them
There was another one and I forgot
It was like a long one or something I don't remember
He's so funny with these classic jokes with these jokes. Oh
my god
Shima. Shima. Shima Balls. No, she's awake. Mouse is awake. Mouse is awake. She's in the
bathroom preparing for her day. She's awake Chad. She's awake. I am a Boba.
There's a lot Chad. There's a lot of these nudge jokes. Oh yeah, CDs is also
pretty popular. Tat, if you, I think I'm pretty sure I've seen so many iterations of this joke.
Dragon is also very popular. Oh my god. No, I don't want to say any of the ones because like
None of you guys have said the ones that I'm thinking of, so I'm going to hold off on them
just in case anyone's watching and they're going to know and then the dig would be up.
So I'm not going to say I'd use them because I'm so, oh god. I'm not gatekeeping. I just
I just want to use it and then it would be funny so it's like a surprise.
Oh yeah, Mind Goblin was pretty funny.
Fallon, yeah Fallon is pretty good.
There's a very very popular one that I got
clipped and it was on LSF and it was so funny.
Cause there was this guy and his name was Ken Summer.
KenSama, okay, chat.
This one is pretty popular because it got clipped
and put on LSF and it had like somebody
fucking up votes on it.
But there was one, so there was a, in GTARP,
there was a guy and his name was KenSama,
that's his character's name.
And then I was like, oh, KenSama.
And then I'd be like, KenSama,
these nuts fit in your mouth.
See?
Pretty pog.
And I got them. I got them all. Any random names are my favorite. Yeah, same.
So, there's a lot. You can be very creative with them.
And yes, Kinsoma. So chat if you want to use that on your friends.
Be like, oh my god, have you seen this new YouTuber called Kinsoma?
Or, you know, like, oh my god, did you see that, like, this quick user, Kensama?
The trick is to be nonshelant about it.
Sometimes you even have to set it up slowly, like layers, you know?
You have to be like, oh my god, like, you know, there's an arc to it.
Not the Sugandis.
That's crazy.
I'll tell them to exempt us and see if they get it, oh my god, that'd be so funny.
Try it on the mouse. No!
I'll think about it.
Did you see the new anime with kensuma in it?
Yeah, then you could be like that.
You could be like chat.
Then you could be like, oh, have you seen the new anime with kensuma in it?
Layer decent.
Layer decent Jesus Christ.
Oh my God.
Answer. What's the longest son of you have done for these nuns jokes?
God, there's definitely one...
That took me a while, I think.
I don't remember what it was, but it definitely took me a while to get it.
And it was really funny in the end, because it actually worked.
It was so, so fucking funny.
I think maybe it was like a week. I do know what E10 is. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm having
flashbacks to all the shit that I like used to do. I'm pretty sure oh my god that's so
funny because like I definitely every single time there was this one person I did it
too and they were so traumatized literally so traumatized afterwards because I
these nuts them and then they were like is this a decent
joke like every single time they were like they were just waiting for it to be
like it's these nice jokes they were just like there are just like oh my god is
this is this setup is this a setup oh my god PTSD do you know what PTSD stands
for these put this thing kicking your mouth no I'm not lying I literally I'm
literally spent so much time doing this to all of my friends and they all hate
me so bad because some of them are actually like oh my god I have PTSD now
I'm just like you know what PTSD stands for and they're like no and then I would hit them again
That's a funny
Yeah, I'm like a like a fucking five-year-old
I'm like ha ha bald
I'm a menace. I have a menace. I'm a menace, and I know I'm a menace
Tat I'm gonna be a little with you became a vtuber and I waited an entire year to gain people's trust so I could desnutz them or
Is it true?
Who will ever know? Who knows? Who knows?
What if I was nice for one whole year?
Just so that people would be like, oh, I won't do something like that and then hit him with a decent
I'm kidding. I'm
kidding
I'm kidding
That would be what that would be a crazy setup one year
That's crazy. I'm gonna have to sell sci-fi. That's so crazy.
I'm pretty sure a lot of people, I'm pretty sure, look at me. I'm pretty sure so many people are
just like, bro, are you serious? Whenever they, whenever they end up finding out that
that they got joked on.
Have you ever had someone shrug it off and not react?
No, because, no, because they're literally,
most of the times I get them
is they're really, really just not expecting it.
And they're just like, oh my fucking God,
it's so funny though.
No, Mousey is in the bathroom.
She's getting ready for her day.
She's awake.
Oh, God.
Apple bar.
Zero is zero, money's 70s, not a joke, oh God.
No.
I'll get messy at some point.
One of these days,
what's the deal with the ducks?
So chat yaps,
chat just types in the chat
and then it will fill up a bar that's at the bottom.
It's going up slowly, it's like a yellow bar,
and it's going towards Melsey's bed.
And then after that, Bar fills up a duck will drop.
Yeah.
Ta-da-da.
Melsey in the bathroom is a good song.
Wait, is this a song?
All the time I had no idea at all.
Da-da-da-da-da-da.
That's a great song. Oh, I'll see you in the bathroom. Oh, I'll see you in the
bathroom. I don't know. I don't know what it sounds like. So yeah, I mean the bar
is kind of hard to see. Not gonna lie. I wouldn't blame you. It just kind of
looks like part of the pool. I wouldn't be surprised. Looking up on YouTube?
okay now see in the bathroom song I'm listening I'm listening I'm listening to
the 2021 version my right listening to the right version oh there's an
animated one by toasty mellow what I'm sure I've heard this oh my god now see
in the bathroom. Masi in the bathroom. Oh my god. Yay! I'm so sorry I couldn't play it over my,
I couldn't play it over my discord, but yeah.
Masi is awake. She's currently in the bathroom. She's preparing for her day. She'll be back
very soon. Mousy in the bathroom. Mousy in the bathroom. Mousy in the bathroom. Mousy
fell into the toilet. I'm so hungry. I'm gonna eat some food. Wow. Chicken and fried rice.
This is my breakfast. My breakfast at 2.33 a.m. Wow. Oh my god. Thank you, Lerp.
We were three months back to Melsey. Now this is gonna get stuck in my head.
And I'm mousy in the bathroom, mousy in the bathroom.
Yeah, it's currently 2.30 AM.
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
Yeah, a wide-worm.
Be More Chill is a good musical, too.
Be More Chill.
Breakfast is when you first wake up
and it's the first food that you eat.
Is your breakfast?
At least that's for me, because I do not wake up at like 10 a.m.
I wake up at weird ass motherfucking times.
So breakfast to me is when you wake up and you eat.
Breakfast can be anything.
It could be leftover pizza from last night.
It could be cereal.
It could be toast.
It could be a smoothie.
It could just be a banana.
Whatever, whatever it is, it's your breakfast.
Let's not repeat the breakfast, it's always amazing.
Yeah.
You're living van by ours?
Absolutely.
I love pancakes.
Pancakes are so good.
Yeah, breakfast is when you break the fast from your sleep.
That's crazy. Oh my god, no way. That's mind-blowing.
You know what this is? Mind-blowing is what you go like, was it?
Instead of wishing somebody good luck, if they're like enacting you say break a leg?
Because you're hoping that they will get a cast.
Oh my god! That's crazy!
I
She didn't know that until like
Wait, that's why that's what I'm saying. I was always so curious. Why the fuck they say break a leg
I'm like why the fuck you want them to break them off fucking leg? I don't know
That's some shit. I don't know. I don't know actually what it is or why it's like that
But it's that sounds so funny
Yeah, yeah, yeah, or like be there or be square
Because you aren't around because the square is not around be there or be square
That's so crazy
Be be there or be square. Oh
My god, these are like fucking bad jokes, but they're crazy
My mind is blown
Is there any other ones that you guys
Realized is like basically a dad joke or a plan
I don't think there was any other one maybe there was I don't know
No, not pudding I know where this is going
I saw the superstition knife you wish them good luck something bad will happen like breaking a leg
So they say break a leg to wish them good luck probably, but I like those stuff
I like the fact that they would say break a leg so that they hope to get a gas I think I
Think that's I think that makes more sense. I
Think that sounds more interesting than just reverse psychology
I like that.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
Chad!
Unless she is awake she is just preparing for her day, going to the bathroom, probably
doing a couple of stuff.
So not that dad jokes oh god why didn't the bear get hired during the interview because
he lacked the necessary koala vacations.
I hope you heard we smack that for him.
Hired! Hired! Okay, let me say it, my British accent instead.
Why didn't the bear get hired during the interview because he lacked the necessary qualifications?
There you go. Do you understand me better now?
Hired. What the hell? I think you guys just want to hear what you want to hear.
I think you guys are hearing what you want to hear alright what the guys I
don't know what the hell what the hell are you going on in your brain oh my
god and sit back and please complete now what the hell I like is a term for
the signs of the stage in the theater does break the leg means to move the curtain and get on the stage.
There's a lot of these...
What is up with the theater people and legs?
Maybe they just really like legs.
Why did the ducks circle the car?
Why?
No, I'm not French. I speak a little bit of French, though.
Je... je parle un peu français.
Oui.
Je... je m'abopas.
Très bien.
Oh, je ne parle bien.
I'm like I'm not good
I'm boba
Crazy
What do you wait wait wait wait because they were looking for the goose
What the hell not the why did the duck circles the car because they were looking for the goose?
No, oh my god
What is this weird ass motherfucker people?
boba
say love you
You probably be a known
I have a
Yeah, mostly is a lake
Yeah, don't a plasma. Don't a plasma guys
You don't get it
It's okay. Oh my god. Oh, yeah, like the whole french fries thing
They're not actually French. Oh
My god
My life is a lie. Okay. Good. Look at the work. I'm over
Belgium I went to Belgium and
I had the chocolate and I also went to Switzerland and I also had the chocolate
over
Delicious, I I want to eat everything
I want the friends, but I
Don't remember because I was too young
I like chocolate. Chocolate is delicious. Delicious.
Delicious. I enjoy food. I enjoy the majority of the food that the earth provides.
I'm not really a fan of vegetables, but Leonidas might a chance. I think so, yeah.
definitely that one yeah do I like dark chocolate yes I like dark chocolate like
white chocolate I thought white chocolate was milk chocolate because milk is
usually white so I got really confused when I pointed to I was really confused
Yeah. Do you like orange chocolate? Yes. Chat, in the UK there's this thing called Terry's
Chocolate Orange. And it's literally like a bowl. Okay, wait, what is it? What is this?
Anyways, it looks like a, it looks like a, no, Terry's chocolate orange is like an orange,
but it's made of chocolate and when you hit on the, on the chocolate, on the, like if
you like put it on the desk and like bang it on the desk, it will separate the orange
slices and then you can eat the orange slices bit by bit.
That's pretty good.
Yeah, you smash it to like break the chocolate into slices.
Self-conscious mention. No!
We have that in Canada. Yeah, you like them too. Sounds vile! No, it's not!
It's like a hint of orange in it.
And it's like a hint of orange. And then there's also like the mint chocolate ones as well.
Where it's like, I don't know what you guys call them, but in the UK we call them after eights.
I don't know why the fuck they're called after eight, but it's like a thin square and inside is like
minty goo
And then you bite into it and it tastes really delicious. I
love them
And then also in the UK, I don't know what the fuck is up with the UK liking orange and chocolate mix together
But there's a thing in the UK also called
called Jaffa cakes and it's like very soft, it's kind of like a very soft thin like cake,
I don't know how to describe it, it's kind of like a cake consistency and then on the
top of the cake it's as thin as like a cookie and it's got chocolate on top of it and underneath
it is like a cake consistency and inside of it is like orange flavored like like
gelatin tasting thing. That tastes so good. They sell them an Aldi in the US.
Oh Aldi. Thank you. Oma. Oma-mori. Oh thank you for a tier one sometimes. Malti!
They proved in court it's a cake. There's a japa donut. That's crazy.
And these, and these sounds like a these. Let's joke.
Key lime. What is a key lime pie?
Is it actually like lime in a pie? And these is a mint chocolate.
Key lime. Lime pie.
I'm not sure how I feel about citrus stuff like cheesecake and like a lemon
cheesecake sometimes some of them are super super super sweet and I can't
just make my mouth like you know look dad choco pie oh I love choco pie I love
I want to have pumpkin pie and key lime pie.
I want that thing is like key share something.
Tina Misi is Italian?
Oh Tim Tams!
In the UK they're called penguins.
Tim Tam's because I would in the UK we called them penguin. It's the brand
I've called penguin and
and
I used to bring them to school with me
It's like the UK Tim Tam's and like in the in the US. I heard
Whoppers not the burger but the chocolate with a malt inside of it
is the same as the UK's Maltesers. It's so interesting seeing like the US equivalent from the UK,
because I live in the UK. There's also a chocolate called Dove and it literally has the same font
as in the UK. It's called Galaxy. Why do they call it Dove? And why do they call the UK one
Galaxy. Dove in the UK is a fucking deodorant brand. Or like a soap brand. What the hell?
That's so funny. What the shampoo? Yeah! So I was really confused. I was like,
why the fuck does this say Dove but looks like the same type setting as Galaxy in the UK?
Have you gone on the London Eye many times because whenever people come to the UK
I'm like oh sorry can we get a tour? I'm like okay let's go to the London Eye guys.
God, next you want to see Big Ben. Take them to the little aquarium as well.
I'm like a tour guide. Yeah mouse is a lake. She's just getting ready for her day guys.
She'll be back soon. Don't worry. The London Eye. The London Eye is not an eye. It is a gigantic
ferris wheel basically I don't know if you guys I'm sure you guys haven't seen it
ten times a Canadian or Australian I'm no clue chat are Tim Tams Canadian or
Australian or American eat soap in the UK who said that no one eats soap in the
UK they're called Galaxy in the UK Australian who the fuck said that who
said that UK people eat soap or at least if you eat soap your mouth is clean
hopefully I don't know wait chat don't even don't even bring up fucking the UK
eating soap you guys ate like pine pod and stuff that's crazy
I am mentioned again
Orbidden candy
Why does soap look like chocolate? Don't look at it. Oh
Marmite or a Vegemite. Have you guys ever had it before?
I've never had it. I think I think I might have a try to Vegemite once because like I think a friend that brought it and
Then was like hey when I try this and I was like
okay and then I tried it and I don't remember what I remember what was my
verdict on it she stars
She stares.
Oh, Bobo.
Oh, Bobo.
Hello, Bobo.
Welcome back.
Oh, Bobo.
Oh, Bobo.
Oh, Bobo.
Hello, hello.
Hello, hello.
Good morning.
Oh, Bobo.
Oh, Bobo.
I have a treatment today, so I'm feeling like...
Oh
Okay, maybe you could take easy today
Thank you easy today. I
Got a busy day today what you up to today?
I'm gonna play I was gonna play game of China. I was gonna play game. I need me today
Ooh gaming!
Yeah, and then there's other stuff.
Oh, other stuff?
Pog.
Pog.
Ooh.
Ooh, gotta look forward to that, Chad.
Yeah, I think we're doing check-in with Zen tomorrow.
Oh god, check-in with Zen!
I'm scared!
Oh god!
She's gonna kill me!
I got my ass
Yes
You'll be okay, you'll be okay just spam buttons
Just bad butters on the
Hope to God some of the land will be okay. Oh god. You'll be fine. He's my very good
But I haven't practiced so many bad. No, I don't character. Oh, which character do you play ready Gordo?
Oh
Are you going to use the only character that I want to play it on this Christie's available? Oh
I forgot who in Tekken right Tekken. Yeah. Oh, I think I play it
Shell
Tell you yeah a couple of other characters
Oh
Thinkin and she were six is fun
Yeah
Maybe I'll ask her to play Street Fighter, but she'll kill me too. Oh
Do you like Street Fighter better? No, I like picking better. Oh
God, oh, yeah, I hope her ring is my third. I also play with her a lot too. Oh
Oh
I just like legs
Yeah, I played um
I like mostly like leg characters
Yeah, I did take one though. So I like the leg characters too. So a jury
You did take one though?
Yeah, I did take one though for a little bit
My mom never let me she said that I was her boy
What the?
Yeah, I was gonna martial, I was supposed to
when I was younger I wanted to do that and I wanted to be like a stunt person and
she told me no
I wanted to touch her machete and she said no
nooo what the hell
oh my god stunt mousy yo stop creating
but honestly I didn't wanna work out anyway cause I have a lot of happiness
it's okay another timeline there's somewhere somewhere out there there's a
stunt mousey doing crazy red bull stuff oh my god have you seen the red bull
stuff that they do it's so crazy there's so crazy I don't know how they do the
Wow, there's a gymnast mousey.
It's a mousey.
Whoa.
Oh, the ice skating scene in there.
Ice skating!
Ice skating is a little bit scary sometimes.
If you don't know how to like stop, I think you'll just go straight into the fucking wall.
I've seen so many people who would like not know how to stop and then they flip over the fucking wall.
Oh god. Oh my god. Jesus. Yeah, it was really crazy to see. I was like, oh my god, are you okay? Jesus fucking Christ.
There's a lot of things I want to do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know. Aboba. It's okay. Aboba.
I'm gonna chat and chat to you on, for whatever you wanna try, whatever you wanna do.
Abloh blah.
Yeah.
Abloh blah.
Abloh blah.
I had to break the news to my mom.
Oh.
About the timer.
Oh.
Oh.
What did she say?
She was like, what those people kept you hostage?
They're still keeping you hostage for another 174 hours and 25 minutes.
Don't worry mom, it'll be real real soon.
Oh my god.
You better take a break!
How is that, like a fucking week?
A week of me being hostage?
It's gonna be a better take a break or else I'm in big trouble.
A break after.
I might take like two days off.
and then be like take a break of like um okay guys I'm gonna end my shoot and then
it's just like I'm back like two hours later hi guys
hi guys
took a two hour break
I'm back
they never said how long you're gonna take a break they just said take a break
so I'm back hello
I'm basically, oh my god. Yeah, crazy little stream with troll. Hi guys.
Oh, you're so funny. Oh, I'm black. I'm back. I'm back from my five minute break.
Book a nap.
Oh my god.
Oh, I don't know.
Do you ever get the feeling after like a really long streaming streak,
you like take a break or you try and take a break
and then you feel like empty a little bit, you're like that.
Or I could be streaming right now or something.
I don't know. Do you ever feel that like that?
Or...
Wait, what did you say?
Oh, like if you stream for a very, very long time
and then afterwards you're streaming your legs.
Now what?
Do you ever feel like that?
Like you feel a little empty?
Yeah.
Yeah, I feel like that too sometimes.
Oh, bull, bull.
Yeah, like getting into a routine.
Getting used to being held hostage for what?
How long has it been?
32 days.
Then you have to take a break and you're like,
no, I wanna stream.
I just want to spray Blaze!
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh my god.
Are you excited for your gaming with, you said, Shaya and...
Yeah, and he made later. And he made! Oh my god.
Exciting. And then you're the other stuff that you're going to do.
Yeah. Oh my god. Pog. Let's go.
I hope you have fun with it.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm sorry, it took so long.
No!
Rest, motherfucker, rest!
Rest, motherfucker, rest!
Get some sleep!
Okay, wake up.
Okay, time to stream.
Okay.
Have fun, good luck.
Abobah.
Bye, Abobah!
Thank you guys so much.
waiting for me I'm so sorry it took so fucking long holy shit it's treatment day
so I'm kind of like behind on everything well also I just realized oh I also have
to take my meds oh shit I gotta get them hold on once I can't bear back
sorry guys Abe just called me I'm just gonna crawl out of nowhere emergency
one just some questions that couldn't be said on stream while I was getting my
beds I have them all here I have to fuck hold on can we start in like 10 15
minutes I had to put this shit on now
no I'm not the boobs I have boobs let it treat the focus you son of a bitch I
I swear to God, you son of a bitch, I fuckin' swear to God.
Maybe you should double check, what the?
No, go thank you so much for the gifted subs, thank you.
What the fuck?
Wrappy Gato?
Is that the person who drew that?
No, no V2, you're so awesome.
Thank you very much, it's very kind of you to say thank you.
So sorry, so sorry, I'm getting everything prepared
and I'm putting all my meds and I had treatment today,
So, it's been a long day.
It's been a long day.
Let's check Twitter really quick.
Oh, it's still on fire.
Okay, never mind.
Never fucking mind.
Who's even looked at it?
Do it, you devs.
Don't need to tweet.
Oh, God, that's true.
I need to tweet that I'm awake.
Oh, baby!
Stop!
Don't fuck with me!
Why is Twitter a good place?
Never.
Oh, I put my glasses on.
Wow, thank you so much for the gift and subs.
Thank you very much.
Thank you guys so much. Thank you. Thank you very much. You guys are too kind. Thank you. Thank you for being here and hanging out with me still I
Appreciate it. I'm sorry. I'm so late. I'm sorry you since QSMP even prove the law
Thank you
Thank you. I had so much fun on QSMP
There's so many more things that we're gonna get to do
Time flies so fast it feels like it was just yesterday.
The devs of Garden of Banban messaged me to congratulate me and I'm like,
I love your games Banban!
Release more so I can play them all on stream please!
They said they love watching my Banban streams.
I just want to say shout out that your team has been like choosing banger fucking music for your game.
Holy shit.
Or yes, Alex, thank you so much for the dough now.
Stay in your game.
Alersa muted?
Oh, shit, what the fuck?
Hold on.
Oh, here we go.
There we go.
Is it working?
No?
What the fuck?
We're fucking kill this thing!
What the heck?
Let me see.
Okay.
Let me call...
Wait, fuck.
Bro, I'm not this cum blah blah blah.
I'm on this computer today.
I hate treatment days.
This is why when I have my treatment, I don't stream because I'm scattered everywhere and I feel like kaka.
But I'm fine. I'm fine. I'll be okay.
You could just watch me.
But we have friends that we have to play with today.
They're waiting for us.
Our friends are waiting for us.
Our friends are waiting for us.
Do you want to hear me?
I want to fucking heed my stamp,
and tomorrow I'm getting my zen stamp.
Do you want to see my spanish?
Yes, I do.
Hello. How are you?
How are you, my dears?
What?
One med down?
Mix meds on.
Oh, damn it. I have to get a syringe.
Hold on, I'll be right back.
I am scared of games! I'll be right back!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Okay, I'm gonna finish putting this on and then...
And then my back is hurting like so bad.
I don't understand.
Wait, I don't know what happened.
Treatment.
That's what happened.
Oh, I like your hat. Thanks.
I'm glad you like my hat.
I love them. Sorry.
I don't think OBS played this...
the sound of our horn.
Can I play it again?
Hello?
Can you read it again?
It says, hey mousey man, what a great history making sub-a-thon has been also this coming Monday the 7th will be my birthday at turn 30. Uh, uh
I welcome all early birthday wishes from the person's family
Well, happy early birthday Carlos. Oh my goodness. Say, uh, you've reached level 30, bro. Congratulations
Only level 30 must be human
Hold on.
No!
Well, this model really shows that I'm fucked up.
I'm fucking high today.
I'm fucking high. I'm fucking balls. God damn it.
Okay, we're gonna be playing some scary games, and then later, scary games of Hime.
That's gonna be great. A scary day.
Hello?
Um...
Oh, perfect.
Good. Your loudspeaker still works. Perfect.
Yeah. I installed a new one yesterday.
Oh, that's good. That's good. It came with the new outfit.
It's built into your hat.
Yes. The speaker is in my hat and the microphone is in the rose.
That would actually be really cute.
How are you doing?
I'm just speakers.
Yeah?
Yes. I can do drive-by.
And then play like a really weird sound, like a sexy woman moan and people are like, what
the heck?
Where did that come from?
Yeah.
I love that.
Women having a good time?
What the fuck does that mean?
Did someone just come in and say that?
It was me.
I mean.
Did someone just come in and say that?
It was me.
No women having a good time on my watch.
That says to stop pointing in the mirror.
You having a good time.
You stopped that.
You stopped that right now.
I see a woman in my vicinity having a good time.
I swear to God, she will pay.
Can I, before we get into anything too crazy, can I tell you a story?
Yeah, you can tell me a story.
Is it a poop story?
It's similar.
I'm kind of sad.
I'm kind of sad that you told me that story.
We didn't elaborate.
You just said, I pooped my pants.
You didn't explain who, what, when, where, why.
I didn't know if you wanted more detail than that.
I just kind of kept it at that, you know.
Well, I'm just saying, it just seemed like it was a spontaneous combustion.
Well, yeah, that's kind of what it felt like too, honestly.
I just, I think I just, I trust in my body a little bit too much, and I just, yeah.
So this is a different story, but I was told that I have to tell you this,
and I don't know if this is punishment or what,
But like, chat told me I have to do this because it was another embarrassing story that I told the other day.
I'll keep it. I'll do like a shorter version of it. Do you ever like, maybe this is just me, but like ADHD brain,
where you ever just like kind of zone out completely and your brain kind of goes on, you know, like just auto drive.
It's very susceptible to reacting to things around you.
And not all the time, but say I was in a college class
and I'm just hanging out there completely zoned out
because the material couldn't be more boring.
And yeah, yeah.
So say I was just completely zoned out, half falling asleep.
And sometimes you wake up and you're half asleep
and you say things that you don't mean because your brain's like half functioning, it's whatever.
I think I was also very hungry at the time because my tummy, oh god.
So I'm falling asleep, half asleep in class, my head's kind of down and I'm, you know,
the teacher, she's doing her thing and my tummy grumbles and it is, it's loud.
It's very loud.
That's not the issue though, like I'm sure people around me heard it because it's just one of those very like it was just obvious and
my half asleep self woke up to that and
Immediately, I don't know why my knee jerk reaction was to look to the girl that was sitting next to me
Oh, I can picture her face. I it's it's burned into my brain
I looked at her and I immediately said I swear to God that was not a fart
That was just my stomach and it like clicked with me. I was just like, why did I just say that?
Why did why did my stomach just grumble and my first thing to say was to turn to the girl next to me and say
I swear that wasn't a fart and I know I know uh-oh
Wait my thing stopped. Okay. Never mind. Uh and I know that people around me heard it
I know everyone heard it. I know everyone that was around me. They heard me say that
I'm like, why did he say that and I she just stared at me. She just stared at me
Oh, I feel the flush of embarrassment coming back.
Oh, it's just I could feel it.
I could feel it coming back.
I hate it.
I hate it.
Oh, man.
It was horrible.
Oh, man.
My face got so red.
I just know.
I just know she told her friends.
I just know because there was one time
where I passed her later in the hallway,
and she looked at me and we made eye contact,
and she immediately turned to her friend
and started whispering to her.
I'm like, oh, no, she's telling me
that I'm that weird fart guy in class.
It was my tummy! I was falling asleep. I just...
Anyway, so that's my other embarrassing story. I'm sorry.
Oh my god!
So...
You had my breathless for a second.
Yeah, yeah. I had another instance of that too where I kind of zoned out and I just made like a noise in the middle of class.
That one might have been worse, but...
I don't know. It's...
I made it through college!
despite it all so congratulations also thank you that's not that bad no I don't
think so um I think it was okay it was it was embarrassing but I don't know if
I ever did something like that like in school or something I probably didn't
I don't remember.
I can't remember what embarrassing stuff I've done, but I probably don't remember, because
I probably blocked it out.
Right, right.
So I never have to think about it again.
I get that.
I mean, you don't want to keep those around.
I get that.
I get that.
I have to blow my nose a lot.
Okay.
Everyone else remembers now.
Just like that one guy that keeps coming in my chat and the only thing he says, I remember
you told that story about pooping in the ocean and that's all he says.
Like dude, I told that story like two years ago and that's all he says now.
Okay, one time, but I was like also a kid and I think I was too lazy to get out and
go to the bed.
I was just, I was already, it's fine.
Nature was the bidet that day.
Why did you poop in the ocean?
I don't, I don't know.
I think I was too lazy to get out of the ocean.
I was, it was a family vacation.
I was much younger and I just, I, you know what?
I just kinda sent it.
We should do something else other than for me
telling stories.
I'm just gonna make it worse and worse.
The more stories I tell about me does not help my image.
Yeah, did you see today?
Miles was playing with some guy.
I didn't stop talking about how much he shit himself. He shit himself the other day
He talked about farting in class and he pooped in the ocean like
Guys this is not it's not my whole personality. I promise
Listen we all we all we all have a version moment. It's fine. Oh, yeah
Yeah, we all do. See guys, we all do.
Yeah, it's true. Sometimes it involves poop and sometimes it doesn't.
That got open.
I love you, Terry.
I love you too.
I'm a jackass.
I'm a shit bun.
Guys, I'm not rebranding the shit bun.
Shit bun.
I'm also very dedicated so I'm like in another world right now.
Another dimension?
Another dimension.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Another galaxy.
Whoa!
Are you still down to like play some wild games?
I mean these are pretty, they look pretty intense.
I mean we don't have to do these.
Oh yeah, I'm down.
Okay, alright, okay.
I'm down to game.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah, somebody said you'd get way more viewers if you named yourself Shitbun.
I don't think Twitch would let that slide, but...
Twitch would not let him name himself Shitbun, guys!
Nope, nope.
That's not a good strategy!
Yeah, that's not good for branding, really.
Did you just say a shit rabbit?
Thank you for giving out a sub to Shitbunny.
That is actually, that is a real Twitch account.
I can't believe that, I'm really kidding me.
Wow, well that one, that one exists.
Yeah.
What is it that we're gonna play today?
Oh, I was just looking at the first one
and it was talking about how you use in-game audio
and it sounds really fun.
I'm so excited.
Is it the one that you showed me?
Death in unison.
Yeah.
It looks a little spooky.
It's spooky?
Yeah.
It looks spooky.
And I think part of the reason why we should use the in-game stuff,
it says if your partner dies,
and it goes like completely silent,
and then you're like on your own.
Oh no.
I'm gonna die.
Yeah.
Well, I might die.
I'm gonna die so hard.
I'm going to die twice.
Whoa!
Yeah.
I'm going to die so hard I'm going to die twice.
Two, three.
Whoa.
I'm going to pull it up here.
It sounds so loud.
Mmm.
Oh!
Ah!
Greetings, Earth-spit person.
This is your stand-up.
You're at the island in the tomb of rehabilitation.
Wait, I gotta get this and then this?
Oh my god, it just starts!
Yeah, it's going in!
Wait, it totally like, fucked with my settings.
Oh, did it?
It totally like, my monitor went like psycho.
Uh-oh.
Oh yeah, it's like breaking mine right now.
Stop breaking my shit, though!
Oh, my god.
Mine's freaking out.
The devices are running automatically to keep you.
This is too gradual.
Make sure to be aware of your surroundings with the power of your static warning to keep yourself safe from harm.
Thanks for stepping up.
Oh, cool.
And for yourself.
Watch a co-op training video.
We know.
Easy.
We can't make it.
Walkie-talkie button space.
Okay, that's fine.
Voice chat.
I'm gonna turn that up.
the volume maybe I'll turn that up too or maybe that maybe oh okay it's working now
it's working now I think you and I just did like the same thing we just like
apply the voice settings yeah it doesn't tell me a mic input though yeah me
either they just kind of takes whatever is there well I hope it takes my real
like and not some weird yeah I had started it just went into day one I'm gonna
invite you how do I make input go up campaign day one it just goes in maybe
maybe I can invite you when they invite me from steam yeah wait I'm gonna see
that pops up for that I got this we got this I have invite to watch wait do
you need to be online are you online you might need to be online so you're
Oh, maybe I am online now.
Oh, it still doesn't say invite to walk away.
Let me try this again.
Maybe there's something in the game, like a console or something?
I'm like sitting in like a...
Oh, now it's...
What is happening?
Duty training.
What kind of training?
If you're playing co-op, you'll be able to invite a partner in the roster screen.
Spacebars default.
Okay, for voice chat it's gonna be changed.
Okay, wait, roster.
Roster.
Inside a friend.
Oh.
Is this how I do it?
I have to scroll through it?
Oh my gosh.
I have to find you and let the list that you may have
be literally all my friends.
Okay, here you are.
Send me back.
I have to wait for you to fill in the information
that everybody's all wondering about.
Oh
Okay, don't share it
I think we need to turn
Did it work did you get a thing?
Okay, it says you joined the game. I mean
Oh, yeah, wait, can you hear me and Gary?
Yeah, can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Shit.
That's awesome.
I'm muting on Discord.
Yeah, I need to.
I'm inside of a room.
Uh, yes, please turn the back on.
I'm afraid of the dark.
Wait, what did you press to turn off the lights?
What the heck?
There's a sleeping man here.
It's a picture with sleeping man.
I read the computer to you.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh wait, never mind. This is not for you.
Maddie-chan, I would like to-
Wait, what are you-
Open your first play of the 14th.
Directed obviously.
Left click or E.
If playing co-op, you'll be able to invite-
Okay.
Male.
Everyday you'll receive my mail.
Oh, I have a door I can hold shut.
I got male.
Wait, you're-
Database contains a list of convicts in our counter everyday.
Oh, um, would you mind going into your settings
and going into the audio and turning up your mic sensitivity?
Okay.
Okay, is this okay? Good. I have mail, should I check it? Oh, it's from Doug. Doug Do-Seeker, your first shift.
Hey, dude, I'm Doug, your shift manager. Hopefully you're not too loosey from the long journey across the water. Don't worry.
It wears off over the next few days. I'm responsible for your first week, so don't mess it up.
You've assigned your partner work with. Here's hoping you make good friends. I'd recommend familiarizing yourself with your office.
I'm only a practice request.
It's like it can teach us how to do our job.
Should I send it?
It says that, uh, check out training duty screen.
Yeah, send it. Send it to me.
Did you get anything?
Oh, Zion Truong, eight counts of manslaughter.
So what do we do?
Bring the bulbs.
Computer and security will notify no arrivals.
Can you piece here on the main page
and you have the program conduct admittance?
What the fuck? I can't read all this. How do I get out of the directory? Database?
How do I get out of the directory? Oh, I'm not reading all that. It's a lot.
Oh, okay. 12 counts of manslaughter.
Then they can send to sector B, because that's 10 to 14.
Wait, so I send them to sector B. What do I do?
Push the lever? Counts of kidnapping? Let's just walk in.
Um, it's really dark in here.
Oh, I'll call again.
McGraw, two counts of kidnapping.
Where, look, do we see the A or B?
Salim, S-A-L-I-N.
Oh, S-E-L-I-M.
McGraw, M-C-G-R-A-W?
Counts of kidnapping.
It's Merrick Tobin.
Fourteen counts of homicide.
I have to hold the door.
Bill O. Samuel.
M-I-L-O.
No S at the end.
Counts of illegal possession.
and criminals away.
I gotta check that fuckin' email.
Check out that email with our shit supervisor, Todd.
Well, he better praise me a lot.
I demand all the praises.
I got three emails.
Oh, nice!
What do we do well in your first day?
I'm age of 52, that stress can be too much nowadays.
If you keep going like you did, maybe it'll take my current job.
I'm believe this matters, we'll be getting in contact with you.
Hey, have you looked at the database yet?
The first one's kind of like, you might want to take a quick little look at Glom.
Okay, I'm reading a e-mail of Mismatics sent to me.
It's really long, I'm not gonna read it.
Day 2, security, cell re-l- uh, daily cell relocations?
Uh...
Multiple convicts have been recol- located to nearby cell blocks,
and the attitude there is Glom and Lux.
Wait, I'm gonna check the- the database.
Glom...
Russ Smith...
Rotting arms crawl out of the vents waiting for those who who?
Unfortunate what we need to be suddenly grabbed they hold the person for as long as they can
What the fuck?
Void walking directly
Yeah it sounds like Glawd is at some point and then Lux turns out the lights and then we need to turn those on
I think it says I get a code and then you
Have the screen to select the matching codes when the lights go out. I give you a code
What the fuck?
You're fine, what the fuck?
Look, I'm gonna dodge this thing.
Maybe, maybe, maybe we'll see it when it happens.
R-A-N-T?
And then their last name is G-U-O.
Arson!
Sounds of murder.
Do you wanna read the next person or...
You can do it. Wait, what is it?
Hold on, I'm cooking it.
I'm cooking, I'm cooking.
Meatloaf, meatloaf, okay.
Okay, the name of the person is...
Armonie?
Bandari.
Okay, well, suppose we could.
Okay, okay.
A-R-M-O-
A-R-M-O-N-I, okay.
And the last name is Bandani, B-H-A-N-D-A-R-I, Bandani.
What's the cell for the middle?
Legal possession.
Oh my God, we only have 28 seconds.
Okay, it's cooking.
The next one is Zaheer, B-L-R-N-Z-H-Z-A,
and then the last name is B-U-L-L-A-R-D.
Because we don't die, we're fine.
Let's check mail. Don't clock in yet.
Check mail. Let's get, let's get her for a, a, a clamping.
I got 3D mail.
It's a Bailey cell reduction. Yeah, it changes in fume.
Respect is like a boomerang. It always comes back.
Do you- Wait, what? I got an unknown email. Did you get one?
I can sense you that. You can sense me.
I have no one. Awesome. Well, I'll go friend.
No.
You wanna go friend?
Do you want to be friends with this?
Yeah, let's do it!
Ormists of welcomes. I thought you should...
I should personally introduce myself to such a hardworking devoted individual.
If you hear change...
And fume? Turning the red valve for fume, oh my god.
You can burst in either rooms.
The fumes fill up slower.
Let me see, I'm looking.
Sprinting speed...
Improved vision when in darkness.
Electric Cycler.
I think maybe we should do the ventilation one?
Yeah, that sounds good.
We don't know what we're dealing with yet.
We don't know how fast those fumes come in.
Yeah, who knows?
Well, it...
Hey, we're gonna die.
I think we share the money, Jack.
I think purchases are for both rooms.
We got this.
I'm waiting for the first.
Uh, Mac Rubin.
MACK?
R-U-B-I-N.
4 counts of stocking and 2 counts of arson
okay, okay, Burks, okay, sloppy joe
okay, it's cookie now
okay, the next one is Wyatt Becker
W-Y-A-T-T
last name, Becker, B-E-C-K-E-R
I'm a counts of assault
I haven't heard of chains yet, so I think we're open
okay, the next one is Bowden Diamond
B-O-D-E-N
Diamond D I A M O N O R
Where's the bird go to?
The raw sloppy go- Joe go to
Person is
And then last name
Norwood N O R W O O D
They are wonderful
They have eight counts of fraud and one count of murder
Oh god, the head's coming through the pipe!
Yeah, Zachariah Michael?
Is it Michael or Mitchell?
The first name is Z-E-C-H-A-R-I-A-H
And then the last name is M-I-C-H-E-L
I've seen this lobby deal. Wait, we can fail.
Because it doesn't tell me, it just shows both of them.
We have a new convict, Cusk, Office Windows.
If you turn your back to him.
But if you close the shutters, you won't come in.
And I'll be a bro. And break the...
The first one is True Gillis, uh, Mario Norman, and turn it on yet.
Keep them off, he's in here.
And last name, CYR, Counts of Extortion.
Is the suit go to or whatever the fuck it is?
F2B, what do I do, allow or deny?
What if you scroll down?
Not in the guidebook?
Administration to put it all.
So you see the map.
Right represents, represents, represents officers.
Orange lights represents convicts.
I have to give them access and you need to tell me,
me if it if it's an officer you told me to allow but if it's a convict you tell
me no fucking crazy what the hell working guidebook for we hope for
I'm looks like it's only ready to click this bypass grants access to the new
secure network on your computer network allows you to remotely connect to any
user on the system wait hold on let me read
Jen pop one three wrongs the halls of the prison during rock
that's not afraid set up the alarm above the door hide in the corner of the
room where the alarm sounds these blind spots next to the doors will prevent you from being spotted
what the fuck this is insane in so how much do we have left does it buy it for you i think so
they still have 50 corners left the hands how do we know which corner to go into oh so either
corner by the door oh my god maybe i'll be ready to lump the shit out of us the first person is
Trayton O'Toole, T-R-E-Y, T-O-N, O-T-O-O-L-E,
one count of stalking.
Kinda, kinda ass.
Tomato soup is cooking.
Close the door any less.
But also, I'm gonna die.
I died, I died too, cause I can't turn off the lights if you die.
I forgot you can't talk on the walkie-talkie,
and I talked while he was there and he just came over and knocked me in.
Ah, talk to you, can he hear me?
If he comes in, we don't say anything to each other and the second he leaves, we just give the all claim.
It's like video game music.
Then after eating his snack.
These are very positive, but I'm surprised it doesn't have more reviews.
Maybe cause you need a friend to play? Aw.
I'm locked in. I cluck in.
Ah, it's easy to sign.
Beckett Steiner.
B-E-C-K-E-T-T?
Uh, Steiner. S-T-E-I-N-E-R.
One count of arson.
Alright, it's cooking.
Oh, god.
Yeah, but he's gone now.
Okay, the next one is Norman Franks.
N-O-R-M-A-N.
And then Franks, F-R-A-N-K-S.
Twelve counts of murder.
He's a hard ass.
Try hard.
Where do I send the pumpkin soup?
The meatloaf is just cooked?
Where do I send it?
Okay, done.
The next, the next one is, uh, oh, somebody's requesting access, yes or no?
Turn on the lights!
Yes or no?
What's the access?
B to C?
Okay, you turn on the lights again?
Wait, the next, the next person is Khaled, I-R-K-A-L-L-E-D
I-R-I-Y-E-R
And it's 15 times of origin
K-A-L
Oh, wait!
Palaeos, K-A-L-E-O, I-Y-E-R, and it's 15 counts of arson, the cook thingy, Tristan Musa, H-O-U-S-T-O-N,
and Musa M-U-S-A, Houston Musa, four counts of assault, eight counts of kidnapping.
M-U-S-A, four counts of assault, and eight counts of kidnapping.
They have a transfer request from I to H.
Each first one's ever in the life.
It's all relocation.
That Erie Green never seems to fade.
Alone in the visual game, she seems to be mostly harmless.
Happy is harmless?
I guess it's like, a smiling guy?
What does that mean?
Oh god, he puts traps on the ground.
What a smile, what a smile do, happy do.
Probably, probably they're like, distracted?
Oh, we can get a trap detector.
Here, a directional audio cue.
Oh, a trap detector.
Yeah.
I think only you can- oh wait.
Hi guys.
That's all we could buy right now.
Well look at this. There's-
If we go down for that much?
There's a thinking of new card we can get.
I think it might be.
Okay the first one is Cadence Madden.
K-A-S-D-E-N-C-E.
Then Madden, M-A-D-D-E-N.
Counts of extortion and one count of arson.
I send the pumpkin soup too.
Turn on the light.
The next one is Zavian Pucket.
Z A V I EN
oh, we have a request from D to E
Vравствуйте
Ett
Countsome stocking and one Countse of illegal possession
the Dal Lun
the next unknown
The next one is Solomon Awan
Oh, we have a request from Cto-D
But is the Sloppy Joe cooked or burnt?
Okay
Who do I send the Tomato Soup to?
Who do I send the Sloppy Joe to?
21 counts of robbery and 20 counts of fraud see one counts of robbery and 21 counts of fraud
Where where are the are both consummate or stupid supposed to be cooked? Okay, where do I send them to or what about the second one?
What's the code for the for the lights? Oh wait?
What is basil
Coker see okay, er. Oh, we got a transfer from D to E. Oh my god
Looking at you and follows you around so bad. We have to get the gift card for him. He was scary at first
He's creepy, but like he's not really doing anything. I think
For now a friend very fun hope to visit again. You enjoy
Assimilates into the room still the statue you will not move when his body is perceived his likeness will manifest itself in a
Portrait in the office once the portrait with a portrait to dispel its corporal reality
Why are you so fucked?
I know, I know we should be saving.
But there's an obsidian shard for 60 credits that says,
it trans-crags transmoglified paintings up here faster.
I don't know.
Should we buy an access bypass for the network?
The prison network?
Oh shit, access secure network.
Wait, they said guest, typing guest?
And then the password is pass 123.
Oh, yeah, well, there's a username of Doug, Doug and dog, and it says wasn't the password like his dog's name, his own age is the password.
I logged in as a guest. Let me check.
I'm gonna try.
Oh, he's 52. We need a name, we need the name of his dog. It's Basil.
Oh my God, look at all this shit.
User 4100.
Oh, maybe that's the password that you found.
User 4100.
Oh, maybe.
Maybe?
Is it 4100?
Well, what was that secret code you said you found?
I don't know if I see anything.
How did you see where the code was anyway?
How did you see where the code was?
Like, what did it look like?
Weedy?
Oh, oh, okay, so it says, okay.
Interesting.
Well, it didn't work.
It did?
What was it?
So, it's not just 4100, but if you put USER than 4100
and then put in that code I gave you.
What's the code?
I need to look into Cork and Island.
I like this.
Yeah, I like that we can-
It has been gone for years now. It doesn't matter what we would have wanted.
Daisy, Shin?
I didn't find anything in it.
Oh, I found a certification in the files.
Oh, fuck.
Cheryl was involved in a physical confrontation with Chains.
Oh my god.
Are we ready for the next day?
for the next day. I kill him clock game. Oh the painting guy. Oh god. Okay. Um. The first
one is Maximo Davies. And they X I M O. Then Davies. And it's one count of Extortion and
four counts of fraud. Alright Cookie, we have a...uh...the next one? Yeah, from J to I.
Cook Punk and Soup Bright. Okay, what's the number? Okay, the next one is Lennox Root.
Okay, I got their name. L-E-N-O-X. L-E-N-O-X and then Root, R-O-O-T. Ten counts of kidnapping
one counts of illegal possession. We have a transfer request from F to B. The next
This one is uh... Caleb Sylvester? K-A-L-E-B?
Hello, girls! And I think somebody put a trap on the floor.
Okay, what's the... what's the... the request is? There's a request from G to E.
Okay, where does the sloppy go, Jill? And where does the other one go?
Where does the raw sloppy go, Jill?
Oh! Okay, okay. Oh, man!
Do another one. I like this one a lot, though.
Definitely just do another one.
What? Oh! I pressed return to the d-
what what what are you what do you want to do I press return to the day by
accident you feeling to tell me okay okay well we'll try this night one more
time wait let me look at it again cycle cycle fear this looks crazy oh my god it
looks crazy it looks crazy I forgot to buy it I gotta buy it yeah let's do this night
It's like saw a speed broom.
Yeah, let's do this night first, and then when we're done, I'll buy the game and I'll install it.
That'll be super fast.
I gotta get Monkey to play this one.
I think he'll like this one.
This is very fun.
A-A-Y-E? No, E-F-R-E-N.
A-A-Y-E? Okay.
They're wanted for 16 counts of assault, 3 counts of illegal possession, and 1 count of manslaughter.
I think access from G to H.
Okay, the next one is point, set, H-O-Y-T.
And then, set, E-S-E-T-H. Oh shit, can pop.
He's gone.
And then, they're wanted for a 12 counts of arson and 2 counts of fry.
Wait, was the sloppy joe supposed to be cooked or burnt?
Okay, where do I send it to?
Do we have a request from G to H?
I sent it already.
Oh, is it meal or...
Okay, where does the cooked one go to?
Should we just come back to here?
It's crazy.
Yeah, it's like really, really, really hectic.
I couldn't...
Jempo came in and killed me and it couldn't because the fucking spiler was like blocking my way!
Fucking shit!
Oh my gosh.
Fucking merciless.
Fucking dick.
Dude, you got in your way.
He got in my way and he ruined...he ruined every...
But we died in unison.
We had our...
That's true. We died here in a sin. That's all that matters.
We really did it.
We really did that.
Hold on, I'm buying the other game.
Okay.
Psycho Fear.
It looks pretty crazy.
Yeah, it doesn't say how many people it's in Co-op, but it looks like it's just one to two people.
We'll have to see.
Yeah, I don't know.
That was cool. That was fun.
It's it's I wonder how far it actually goes because it feels like we had like a lot of things
That we're already like I feel like we were doing it almost at full capacity. Yeah, you know, like that like difficulty
Yeah, I think so
It says that it adjusts like depending on how good we did
Mm-hmm
So I'm pretty sure we just crossed it, you know
Yeah, we pretty much killed it
We should be put in prison for how we killed that to count some slaying this fucking shit.
It ends at three ten.
What? There's ten days!
Ooh, what were we on? Six? Seven?
Seven.
Dang, we were close.
Wait, but how worse does it get?
It's gotta be more and more people.
They're going to just keep on adding more and more fucking prisoners.
The names were difficult because there's so many names.
And you just type it in and it kind of autofills, but it's a lot.
Alright, install the game.
Okay, I'm in the mainframe.
I like the way the person looks.
They look a little scared.
Just a little scared.
Like I like escape rooms. I played the escape room game. Yeah, but that's not oh
My gosh, it like starts immediately
Again
Yes, yeah, it immediately goes into it. That was quick. Oh
Religious group that abducts individuals with questions or morals
Dying them through a series of sacred rituals to purify their karma
host a co-op
Oh, you can do max three players.
Oh, okay.
I see.
Alright, well, I'll do private and I'll do...
Um...
Well, basically, we're not kidnapped by Jigsaw.
Okay, well, the password is...
Everyone can see it on my chat.
So, I won't make it that.
I won't make it kaka.
What?
Kaka!
I'll go ahead and host this.
I mean, maybe I can just invite you.
Invite to game.
There we go.
I... I... I... I sent you the password.
I know.
Oh my god, that's a crazy password.
Oh my gosh. You can choose your hostage.
I'm gonna be Ivy. She's looking slay.
I'm being Nia.
Mmm, okay.
Okay, well...
Whew! This is pretty tense already.
Why do we have a muzzle on?
Trying to hold us back.
I think we're literally going to murder this as well.
I think we're going to do a pretty good job.
Well, where do we get a helmet?
Well, where do we get to get in here?
And we're just going to destroy the whole thing.
We wear it so we don't get bit.
You mean so we don't bite other people?
Maybe, maybe that's why we're wearing it.
Careful, I bite.
Yeah. That's on my profile. Careful. I don't fight. Unless. Ah, that's it.
What are we excited?
Oh, what are we? I'm so wet.
So wait a minute. So, how? Wait, are we going to have like monsters chasing up girls or what?
I don't know. Oh, I hit cancel. You have to ready again.
I'm ready.
Okay, let's do this. I don't know. I just know it's like an escape room, but I think it's...
It's... linear? I don't know.
Uh-oh.
We're coaching!
Oh, there you are!
Oh, hi!
Oh!
What?!
5-5-1.
I see a code right there on my mattress.
Oh, shoot, I have like, there's a thing right here.
Oh, mine says... wait.
Oh, but I don't have any power.
8-6-1-6.
Oh, if you look in your inventory, you have a... you have a pill.
Yeah
Yeah
Oh
Gosh, could you imagine if I just did that? Oh, there's a thing back here. What would you do if I just swallowed this right now?
I fucking dare you
Yo, that haha. Oh
Everything turn red
Yo, what I can't let you do it alone
Do we lost caramel
I'll not pass, brother.
You will find yourself disoriented for a brief second.
Our karma meter at the top went down.
Oh, that was anticlimactic.
What the fuck? That's bullshit!
It didn't even work!
It didn't even do anything! It didn't help me commit suicide.
No!
Oh, there's a battery on the floor.
Oh, I need a battery.
Do you need a battery?
So do I.
Oh, okay.
You have a code on your mattress, too.
It says 9-something-9-8.
It's 8, 8, wait. Oh, 9, 1, 9, 8.
I can't hear, I can't hear. There's a person over there thumping their head off the wall.
Okay, it's wrong.
Oh, wait, try mine.
What is it?
I have 551, and then kind of like a backwards C. I don't know what that's supposed to be.
What?
Oh, I'm going to try the battery.
Oh, maybe I, maybe I have a battery. Oh, you know what? I have a battery.
How do I get out of this?
You have a battery?
Yeah, yeah, I got one.
Oh, I did it!
I think you have to figure yours out.
Mine was like,
551, and then like a closed
parenthesis, which was the symbol
on the zero.
So I don't know if that...
Oh, it's an amp... is that what it's
called, an ampersand?
Yeah!
Fire pit.
Oh, we need to make a fire, I think.
Oh, these are all fires on the wall
wall that are about to ignite into us.
Oh, gosh, gosh, cuckoo.
Wow, why are you doing that?
Oh, oh!
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
One pill?
Okay.
Oh, wait, that's a dollar sign.
And...
Oh, a dollar sign?
A dollar sign... six.
Yeah.
I believe in you. I'm just over here opening things.
I opened it.
Oh nice! Good job!
Help me. Help me.
I got a syringe that brings people back from the dead.
Oh.
Also there's this really cool gal over here.
Do I have this really cool fanny pack on?
You do have a cool fanny pack on.
It looks like it's, you know,
ready to blow.
That's cool.
That's where I keep all my dreads.
Yeah, that's where I keep all my tails.
Yeah.
okay uh I got a lighter what was that don't turn the cross oh whatever you do
don't do that I got a water bowl and cat food what water bowl I lit a fire oh
We need to burn something. What happened when I did this?
Oh, look out.
Oops.
Yeah, don't turn the...
Oh, they...
Let me know if you find a place for a cat bowl and...
Maybe she wants cat bowl and bowl.
Maybe.
Oh, we can go in here. There's a kitty!
That's what the cat bowl and food are for. For the cat.
Good food.
The Karma system is a mechanic that tracks the moral choices you make throughout the game.
They can either increase or decrease your Karma score, which affects your interactions with NPCs.
So, give food.
Oh, I gave him food!
Oh, that's so cute!
Oh, no, it's just pet injured. Wait, I just gave him water.
So we got more Karma.
Oh, we need to give him more.
Touch the elevator buttons.
Okay. Oh, flashlight.
Oh nice, but you can set it to a shortcut you
Have to like click on it in your inventory and then hit shortcut
Oh, I didn't just go back and give it to the kitty
I'm gonna look over here. This is the worst fucking flashlight. Why do they do this shit man?
They give us the shittiest flashlight ever
There's a dog! Oh yeah, he does not look good. He does not look healthy.
I'm gonna give it to the cat. I'm gonna give the can cat food.
There you go, more karma. What was that? Open.
Oh, there's a puzzle here!
My God, that dog is diseased!
Is it that?
I didn't water. Where did you go?
I'm doing a cape puzzle right now.
Oh.
Just by the cat.
Oh, I did it.
And then there's pills and a screwdriver in here.
I did it.
I can heal you.
Oh, I'm nice.
And then I think the screwdriver
goes to this thing over here.
Oh yeah, we can unscrew the giant vent over here.
Easy.
What's in here?
Oh, what was that?
Uh...
What the...
Is that a severed hand?
Looks like it.
Jake, so let us out of here!
Huh?
Putt here?
Okay.
What is that?
Oh...
It's...
This.
Hi, ma'am.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Yo, this guy's a thick ass mother fucker.
There's a key in his mouth, and I'm worried to take it.
Okay.
okay what happens if I hit the can I hit this button over here oh it just what
is that minute thing up there do you see that oh it just closed behind you you
have a minute oh my whatever you're doing yeah whatever you're doing you
have a minute oh no no no no you gotta find a way out you got 40 seconds you
got this there's gotta be something there is there something I can help with
I um oh my gosh okay wait there's switches over here did that did that work
button oh my gosh oh jeez that scared me
okay so I guess we can just get out of
here I guess did you mess with these
switches over here yeah that's what got you out
careful
I can't see the ghost in my heart
the ghost is in my heart
poor dog I don't think we can do anything with them
she's here to be scary
sorry puppy
oh yeah you gotta watch out for that it's just shot I think we have to use a
key back here right okay this is only locked door that I can think of
Wow, another saw!
Surprise!
Surprise! A saw too!
Wooden box. I got a wooden box.
Oh, okay, nice.
Can I look at it?
Oh, I can...
Open it?
Drop it. That's it.
Alright.
Oh, maybe we go burn it!
In the um...
Oh!
Fire that I lit before?
Yes.
Let's do it.
Uh, yeah, maybe we just...
Burn the wooden box.
Oh, there it goes!
Oh!
Okay, what's time do we have left? Oh eight minutes. Oh shit. Uh, three three seven nine.
Oh is that the, what is that? I have no clue. Where would that go? Three three seven nine.
Three three seven nine. Nine. Did you pick up any items? Did you pick up anything? I just have a pee.
I'm looking back in the office and I don't see anything.
Uh oh.
Oh, I'm kind of stumped.
Yeah.
What the heck are we going to do in nine minutes?
What if we like, wait, should we put it in like one of the jail cells?
Like, keep it?
Uh, yeah.
Why not?
I mean, what else are we going to do?
Those are the only ones I know of.
Oh, it doesn't let me put anything.
Wait. Oh, I put it in yours, but it didn't do anything.
Oh.
Hmm.
Oh!
There's got to be a way.
There's got to be a better way.
There's got to be another keypad or something.
Did you try the door over here?
Well, it's locked, but it says it just needs the right key.
Which door?
Just the one back in that room.
In here and to the left?
Yeah, that one.
Oh, wait.
Maybe if I have it in my hand? Oh.
It doesn't have to be. I'm guessing it would like...
Three, three, seven, nine. It's gotta be...it's gotta be something.
I'm gonna go back and look another room with all the little bodies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe we missed something in there?
Maybe.
There's bugs everywhere.
I just heard...I hit that button again down there at the end and I heard something move, but I don't...
I don't know. I think it just does that.
Where the heck do we put that?
I don't know. I'm really confused.
I have a story to bring back a dead player
which a lighter and a screwdriver, but we I've already used that so it's...
I'm working.
We've tried hitting both buttons on that, so... or I guess you can't...
Oh my gosh, there has to be something. What are we missing?
We'll figure it out.
Yeah, now we got this.
Could be something with like, I think these things.
Maybe closing them?
Have we tried, okay, so there's two different crosses.
Do you see them? There's two here.
Oh, okay, we could try. Wait, there's two or there's three?
Wait, is there a third one? I think only two.
Okay, we could try with something with a cross.
Wait, where's the other one?
Um, right next to it over here.
Okay.
So there's both of these.
Are they about the same time?
Yeah.
Three, two, one.
Oh!
Oh, but it opened up this wall!
Oh my gosh.
And then there's a thing!
Look!
Put that in!
3379!
Oh my gosh!
I heard the elevator!
Nice.
Oh my goodness.
That was good though.
Oh, it's good. Wait, are we free?
Are we still in that 20 minute timer because I'm worried?
I think we're over...
I have a key, remember?
Oh, nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got a syringe, but...
Yeah, I think it's just to bring back...
a dead player.
Which maybe you should have one of these.
Oh, I got a key.
Here, look. I'll drop this.
Take that syringe, just in case I die.
Do you have bandages or not?
Oh yeah, I have some.
I got another key.
Okay, that's good.
I wonder if maybe one of the ones that you got is for the door?
Yeah, I think so.
Men are nothing but masks.
War has revealed their true faces.
There is purity only in suffering and sacrifices.
That is where redemption begins.
Well, okay.
Men.
Men.
What the fuck?
I'm up for it!
I just had three men.
I think we should go back up and try this key we just got on that door.
Oh, surprising.
Oh, it stopped the timer at two minutes and three seconds.
Good! It took us like almost 18 minutes. That wasn't bad.
Yeah.
He just said that we need more choices.
What the fuck?
When your soul, you have strength.
He went a minute to escape and two to save him.
Oh, oh, what do we do? We just hit the buttons behind him or
And not that one maybe the okay, let's try these
Okay, that was fine. It's this one first
Okay, you hit one of those over there
Okay, good. Then what about this one? Oh then and then this one. All right. We saved him. Thank God. I think
Yeah
Oh my gosh.
What does that do for us?
I mean, not to like, you know.
That's karma.
Oh, god.
What does this guy even do for me?
Oh, we have to light this candle, I guess.
There's a candle here, we have to light.
There's another candle.
I just lit it.
Oh, there's another candle over here.
I just lit it.
I'm guessing there's another one around the room.
There's one here.
I lit them?
Is there one more?
What the fuck?
How'd they get my X-rays in here?
Yeah.
How'd they get my fucking X-rays in here?
Wow. Good lungs.
I'm just kidding, those are not mine.
Mine do not look like that.
This is spooky.
What is this? Oh, there's a Satanic book in here.
You should probably take that.
Oh, yeah.
You must have left that one here.
It has the number one on it.
Okay.
One!
Satan number one.
Wait, maybe there was another candle that we had in the lake light?
Oh, the candle's on the table by the door.
There's one that we had.
We missed one.
There's...
You'll get it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, right here.
There we go.
The x-ray panel moved.
One of the...
Oh!
Oh, is there a symbol on the Satanic one for one?
That's my guess.
Like on the book, like it's like, hey, symbol one.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's gotta be that.
But then we need to find two, three, four.
Heh heh heh.
Alright.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna keep looking-
Oh, we need a key for that.
Uh, oh, this place is huge.
I'm gonna go to the left.
Oh!
Oh my gosh, hello.
It's just like a giant swinging ball in here. Oh my god. Oh geez
What what oh my gosh?
Holy moly. Oh my god. Wow. This is tense
Also, how much money does this man have oh?
Oh here here's another satanic book that's got another symbol on it
Oh, I see it. This is all four.
And then, here, let's do this one.
Oh! I don't like that. Dude, what's on his um...
What the fuck is happening? Oh...
What kind of electrophorep is that? Cause that's...
I didn't expect that out of hospital.
What's he got going on? Oh, oh, I'm coughing in here.
He can't be around him. His ass is smoking.
It's too smokin!
Oh, jeez. Okay, maybe not that way.
Uh, oh wait. A fuse. Oh, I got a fuse!
Oh, nice.
I'm gonna check the other way while you go that way.
Or you can come this way. Either way.
I just wanna check for fuses.
Oh my gosh. Careful there's a- yeah.
These are so silly.
Oh wait, here's a-
What the fuck?
No fuses on that panel though.
Um, I'm worried about- Oh!
Oh!
I mean they have nice voices.
In here?
Oh, what is this?
Another room?
Okay, well if we need a fuse, I have one.
Oh, another Satanic book in the bathroom.
Right here.
I got it.
You grab it.
Right there in the corner.
Yeah!
Nice!
Which number is this one?
Three.
Three.
Oh, we should be able to figure out the fourth one then.
I said you just brute force it.
Yeah, let's go.
How do I get back, though?
What was that?
I took pills that I found on the ground.
Wait, what did you take?
Just some pills. They healed me, though.
Oh, okay. You know, sometimes you just find 20 shit on the ground and just put it in your mouth.
I did it.
All the time?
All the time.
Okay, you do it. You got all the symbols.
Uh, one was...
This was one.
Why?
She's hacking again.
She's hacking the x-rays!
This is good, Connor.
Spook.
Oh, nice!
It said bookcase hacking.
Oh, it opened up this!
Oh, it needs...
Oh, it needs two fuses.
Oh, and we only found one.
Uh-oh.
I only have one.
Shit!
Okay, we need to go look.
Uh-huh.
Okay, it has to be in that area where you have to dodge all the traps and stuff.
Yeah.
Oh, the story's open.
Nice.
I'm just going to keep looking in all these ways.
Oh wait, did we find anything in here?
Where the guy's got his little electrocution going on?
No.
I don't know.
He makes me cough.
Yeah, he's just very stinky.
I don't like that. Maybe that's why he's here. They're just trying to solve that for him.
Get that stink out.
Just trying to electrocute out his stink.
Uh-oh, are you okay?
Oh! Did you find it?
No, I've been checking all the fuse boxes, and I haven't seen it yet.
It's got to be in one of those.
Oh no, I might glitch and I'm stuck.
Oh no! I see you down there.
I'm on stuff.
I feel like I've looked at all the fuse boxes.
Maybe it's not in another fuse box. Maybe it's just hidden somewhere else.
Maybe. I thought I found all those secret rooms.
Yeah.
I opened a room that was closed and there was nothing in there.
Oh!
Yeah, this one.
one. Yeah. There was nothing in here. Hmm. I'll just come in to double check. So wait,
you opened it and there was just, you didn't find anything? Nothing. I just found a satanic
book. Oh, there was all the book. Yeah. Shoot! Fuses, fuses, fuses. We got ten minutes,
so I feel like we can do it. Yeah, I think we got it. I'm gonna go check that room
Where eight weird pills off the ground and see if there's anything in there?
Maybe there is something on it like our reward we kept
Are you okay?
I found it also I have bandages for you
Because it sounds like you need that I may or may not have these walked right into the thing
Are you alive?
Oh, okay, and I got, how do I, okay wait, can I, here, I'm just gonna drop that for you,
the bandage.
Thanks.
What's behind you?
Yeah, let's skedaddle.
Let's blow this popsicle stand.
Oh, look at that!
Oh, a bathroom.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, I think we did like the whole floor.
Oh, look at us.
bathroom. Oh! Oh! Oh, I think we did like the whole floor. Oh, look at us. We karma'd.
Oh, ew. Hey, there's pills here. Did you take one of these pills? Oh, you can rotate
them to see what's on there. One, wait, one, one, two. They all have numbers of like one
It's 1122.
As far as I see.
No, it's 1-4-1-4-2-2.
Oh, that's weird.
We'll take these things.
Ha ha ha!
There's a lot of them still.
Oh. Oh, yeah, right above you.
There's literally one of those gates.
What the fuck?
Oh, there's plates on the ground. I see.
Oh, we got this.
We got this.
Oh, we got this. Let me see. We got this.
Uh...
We got this.
Well, I got this?
Yeah, you got this. Look.
Oh, well, there's a plate right here. So, watch out.
Did you happen to catch a code?
There's like a room with...
Oh.
Well, there's bandages on the ground though.
We're gonna fucking die!
Let me...
Let me go in here.
Oh, okay.
I am the number of hours in a quarter of a day.
Oh!
So if there's 24 hours and you do it by a quarter, so six.
Wow, you're still so high.
Okay, the next painting?
This one has one too.
Does that painting have a bit over here?
Oh, I am a pair of zeros you find in 100, multiply me by zero.
What?
What?
So wait, but this one is, I am double four yet I remain below ten, so eight.
8 and then this one I am the number of faces and a classic dice
6
yeah
86 something six
What is what is this one? I am a pair of zeros you find in 100
Multiply me by zero. I guess zero is it
eight six zero six. I don't know what order I don't know
I thought I stepped on something.
I'm just going to go try it.
6-0-6?
No, that's not it.
Okay, 6-8-0-6.
6-8-0-6.
It was, yeah, 6-8-0-6.
Yay!
Oh my goodness.
What the fuck?
Bandage here?
Oh!
Yeah, there's plenty of bandages.
Do you need it?
No, I'm fine.
Okay.
I'll use it nice, okay
When are we quashing it right now? I think we're doing pretty good
What's doing it? Oh?
There's a pad right there
I'm gonna do it for real
Okay, I killed you and I got karma so
Yeah, I guess so
Oh, yeah, let's oh, we're gonna get out of here in no time easy. Oh, are we?
Do we have to go in that door? Oh, wow, look at you go. Oh
I heard that one.
No, how did so many people die during these puzzles in this story?
This is literally some lil' ice steam shit.
I don't see her, though.
I just hear her humming.
Uh, maybe we just- it's just humming.
Maybe.
Oh.
Rescue or kill.
What?
Wow.
Do you want to rescue or kill?
Yeah, what if- I mean, she looks like she's a scientist.
Scientist what if she works here and is about to perform experiments on us? Oh, no
What if she's evil
But okay, so if we kill her what happened, uh-huh probably bad karma, and that's it
And is that important? I mean she doesn't look like she's in that much distress
Like I think maybe she's putting on like a facade like she wants us to think
that she's like, oh no I'm trapped here with you guys.
I thought it was like one of those situations where it's like, oh no, sweet nice lady.
Oh my god, we must save her. But then it's like, she's like a murderer and she eats people.
Right?
Not that there's anything wrong with that, but you know.
So we should probably just kill her, right?
I'm waiting the pros and the cons of this story.
It's just, she, okay well first off, um, Khan, she doesn't even want to turn
around and give us a decency to have a proper conversation, yet her life stands in our hands
right here.
Yeah.
Okay, also, just not a con, not a pro, really just kind of an observation, I notice that
this is just the karma symbol in between those.
Oh.
So it makes me think that maybe she isn't bad, and it's literally just good or bad,
depending on what we do.
Oh, maybe we should learn.
Yeah, maybe we should just rise and get away.
Not if I kill her first.
Oh.
Your choices are perceptive. It appears you desire to be one of us.
Uh-oh. I don't think I want to be one of them. Maybe I made a mistake.
Oh! Wait, by saving her?
I guess so.
Oh, because they seem pretty chill with killing.
They're making people feel like they're letting us leave.
Oh!
I just think it's just... Their message is very confusing.
They're sort of like, they want us to rescue people, and they're like,
you want to be one of us. But I mean, I see a lot of dead people.
Yeah, yeah, I'm a little confused. There's a lot going on here.
I think they need to work on their branding.
Yeah, I'm getting mixed messages.
Did you hear that? Is that you?
That was not me.
Oh, I heard it.
Um...
Maybe we should have killed her.
Yeah, I'm...
Well, the thing is, the thing close-
Oh, this says 10 minutes.
Oh!
Oh my gosh, he leaps out at you.
I don't like that.
Oh, is it?
It's like, it's like, covered up by like an electrode thing.
Oh my god, he's hard! He's hard! He's like,
He's like,
Whoa.
Ah, a bunch of pool noodles.
Did you turn something on?
I opened up a door.
There's something on it.
I just hit a button.
I found a secret button.
It shows up in that.
Oh, maybe.
An access key card.
And a button that was inside of this.
I hit a button inside of this thing.
Maybe it's a button that goes in the guy's ass.
Oh, you know what? That might be it.
Wait, I'm gonna use...
Axis card G needed.
Oh, no.
Oh, maybe this. No?
Is there another one? Oh, there's like a...
Oh, look out.
Sir, please, calm down.
Oh, maybe for like the locker or something?
Wait...
Oh, no. No.
I already got a key card, but like, where does the key card go?
Yeah, there's like nothing in here.
Yeah!
That requires a key card.
Excuse me, sir?
Huh. Access key card G, but I have access card B.
I hear something in the air.
There's a saw.
Wall 3!
That's it, that's it!
I think we need to find more. Oh, I found another button!
There's a second button in here.
Oh, there's a third button!
3
I just keep finding buttons in here
There's a tiny little nipples on the walls
You see that?
Oh!
There's a tiny tiny little button
I wonder if there's more?
There's one
There's two
Oh there's three
There's no one here
Is there one outside in the ramp?
Oh be- oh careful
I don't want your fucking-
God, you're good at wiener
I don't know what's up with that electro wiener
I'm like scanning for more
Buttons.
It sounds like we're stumped.
That's okay, we'll find something.
Oh, I found a fourth one.
Oh, there you go.
Oh my goodness.
There's still time.
It's been opened.
I think.
Uh, well, more electro things turned on.
But, did that help?
With anything?
Oh, this painting, this painting!
Over here.
Yeah.
I think that was the four buttons.
Oh, yeah. I see that there's a little electoral one that goes right through the guy.
Yeah. Oh, jeez.
I need to go. I'm gonna die.
I don't like this game anymore.
Why?
There's a dog over here and he's crying.
But we can hit a button to free him.
I think we should just free him.
Guys, this person with their ass out.
I want to free the dog.
Please don't be a bad decision.
Oh! I got access card G!
for that door down there there's like a little yeah this right yeah this is this is like scary
oh there's like just a handle wheel down here that's it oh oh maybe it's the car on the other the other
oh yeah where that vent just goes to outside no we saved the dog you know i refuse to believe
that we did anything else there's no way to allow us to save the dog okay we still have five minutes
We're doing great.
Okay, let's go in here now.
A bathroom.
Showers.
Oh.
Oh.
I hear a dog.
Door handle needed?
Well, what about?
Oh, that's the door handle that you got.
Um, but when I click on it, it says combine.
It says door handle needed.
Combine?
What?
I don't know.
I think I need another piece for it.
Did you try opening this door?
Which door?
Uh, which door?
This one.
I'll be back outside. Oh, this one.
No, it's his door lock.
Did you get any new items?
Well, I just have the same two keys that I've had forever.
Maybe...
Maybe this red...
valve goes on like...
Oh, I opened this door in here.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh!
Uh...
Uh...
What the fuck?
Uh, yeah...
Maybe?
Can we interact with them at all?
I don't think so, mom.
Oh, there's a bolt!
Oh my goodness, combined with that, with the wheel.
Okay, I got it.
With the, um...
I found a bolt that went on the end of the, uh, the wheel.
Oh, okay.
That's gotta be it.
This has to be the way!
Oh, we have three minutes.
Three minutes!
We did it!
We did it!
And now we're in!
Yeah.
Oh.
Now what do we do?
Oh, that electrical panel up there.
Oh, this is audio.
Only two minutes.
Twenty seconds.
Oh yeah, so they all connect.
Alright, hold on.
I'm gonna try again.
You got this?
It's not like...
It's not on now.
Wait, it's not on?
Yeah, no, it's not on now.
Oh, it's on for me, if I look at it.
Oh, but you have to change... I think you have to change...
I think so.
I think you did it. I think they were safe.
I think you just did it so quick, they were embarrassed to, you know...
They were embarrassed to say, wow, you destroyed that.
Oh, look out.
It was like no confirmation sound that I did anything correct or not.
No, it just kinda... that was it.
Oh this door opens. More saw blade. That's what I thought it was at first and I was like ready to be upset
But then I saw that it was just weird babies. Oh, okay, so we need a code
Why don't I hear a thing?
I don't like that
Ew, I don't like that
Weird. Well, there's like a goblet of blood in that first one. Maybe that's important.
Yeah, do you see it on the ground?
Can you pick it up?
Uh-uh.
No, this is kind of... there.
Oh, I'm getting a bloot.
Oh, there's pills in there.
I'm getting a bloot.
Oh, pills, nice.
You want to get them?
That's okay. I have plenty.
I think I'm, like, good.
There's a scary book in here.
Say, Tom.
Is this just a dead end?
What the fuck?
There has to be something back there, right?
Go in... okay.
I'll go out so you can look.
There's, like, nothing.
Oh, yeah, this is kind of gross.
Like what is the purpose of this I don't know maybe someone tried to get out and they just got smooched
Why even show us this oh eight two five seven on the wall there five seven
Yeah eight two five seven we can go back and put that in wait. What do we put in?
all the way back where that one area was in the
In the middle
25 what eight two five seven oh nice. Oh easy
another room
I'm not going mad.
I've actually been pretty impressed with this game so far.
It's just been pretty solid.
Yeah, isn't it great fun?
Yeah, it's not bad.
The puzzle thing was kinda...
Wait, which one?
The original one.
Oh, yeah.
Is it making noise?
A prime noise.
Is this...
I think I've seen this TikTok channel.
channel it's like a red-hot nickel ball
you do you think so
gross well sorry
olden days
I'm an iron animal yes oh yeah like an iron bowl yeah and then they keep
They keep the iron and you burn. Yes. Yeah. I died that's
Yeah, that's that's nasty
This way, but I'm just going this way. I had like a panic attack when I saw it
The part of like that happening was like freak me out. Oh, yeah, that's gross
I won't I won't mention another one that keep you behind
The one with the rats
Yeah, I remember that one too.
That one! That's horrible!
That's, yeah.
Oh wait, is this...
Is it in?
It's like a thing.
Was there anything in here?
Or maybe...
I don't know.
Did I feel like...
I'm confused.
Uh, there's a bandage here.
But that's it.
It's like a dead end.
So it just keeps going this way?
I think maybe there's a way that we didn't see yet.
Okay.
And I don't think we're timed right now for this one.
Thank God.
Oh, maybe this is on another bandage.
Yeah, but another bandage.
Okay, well maybe we're moving towards something.
Oh, crying.
Is this a new area?
Oh yeah, there's just like a dude here.
Oh, he's got a guard key.
Here, you want this?
There's a key right here.
Oh, please, is that?
Alright.
And I'm guessing that goes back to the...
Oh, oh, thank goodness.
Oh.
Thank god! Oh jeez, I didn't want to go back through that!
Um, I guess we go back to that, uh, this thing here in the middle.
I'm guessing this one.
I hate these babies.
I like them.
Oh my goodness, go back!
I'm guessing this one. Nice.
What's that?
Uh...
Oh!
I'm not saying anything there.
Oh, maybe it just opened up the exit.
Oh!
I think we have to hit it, like, quick.
Here.
Coming, coming, coming!
Oh, wait!
I had to go back and hit the button.
I didn't realize it was gonna close!
I got the next one, cuz it bled up.
Oh, wait! Maybe we don't kill him?
Is he bad?
I had to take off!
Yeah, but wait, let me go look at him.
Yeah, I was not seeing it on him.
He was kinda...
That was just like a dude.
A symbol of inner strength game from making good choices.
Welp, we probably made the wrong choice.
Karma.
Oh, it's fine. I think we did a good job.
A symbol that weighs each action and determines whether it is just or not.
A symbol of renewal where the consequences of the past are erased.
A symbol of a bright light symbolizing redemption after a long journey.
Oh.
Okay, so the first one was a symbol of inner strength gained from making good choices.
I guess it's like the leader sign.
Oh, is that what you have?
It's like a sun, Carol's pointing down a shield, a heart, and the...
The scale might be the second one. It says a symbol that weighs each action and determines whether it's just or not.
The first one was a symbol of inner strength gained from making good choices, so like, maybe, or like, I don't know.
And then the third one is a symbol of renewal where the consequences of the past are erased.
Is that a symbol of renewal?
A sun?
I think the last one is a sun, if you have that.
A symbol of bright light symbolizing redemption after a long journey.
I think it's the first one that's wrong.
Maybe just like swap it out, see if you can brute force it.
Or like whatever else is...
Oh, that makes sense.
We're just in time.
No, we're just in time.
Are these like actually people?
Oh they are.
Church services. Very nice.
I think we're gonna become one of them.
What do you think they like?
Let's say I'll gather and then afterwards you think they just go and have like a barbecue.
Thank you for your participation in this Transformers of Journey.
Your karma score in our tests show that you have very good karma.
Thanks.
You will then be integrated into our ranks and you will help us in our mission.
Welcome with us.
You've been recruited!
What?
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha!
Yes, I definitely think it was fun with friends.
I think that the first part was probably, I don't know, there were parts that were really,
really good and other parts were kind of like, okay, but it was fun.
I think with the guy, when we go in, I thought we were going to save more people because
we went in, that guy was hanging over the acid bath.
I thought we'd get more chances to do something else, but it was neat.
I wanted more people to try to save and stuff.
I got really excited every time it was just like,
you have 10 minutes to do this, or 20 minutes to do it.
It's like, oh, ooh, I got to go do this.
I feel like the puzzles could have been more complicated.
The tire stakes.
And then there were a lot of healing items.
I feel like I like the lighting.
And it also didn't come down to us solving a puzzle
to finish it.
It was always like, oh, we are missing pressing
Button or finding an item like it wasn't a puzzle. It was just like a searching find
So, yeah
I mean that was cool though. Yeah, that was fun. Yeah, thanks for playing it with me. Yeah, thanks for playing with me. I had a great time
Yeah, that's good
It was amazing well, yeah
I had the Psycho Fear.
I can't feel my legs have a Psycho Fear.
You what?
I can't feel my legs have a Psycho Fear.
I can't feel my legs have a Psycho Fear.
I have to hear, because I didn't hear.
I looked away.
What did you think of Zucosis?
would you play that?
That said everything.
You played it right? Or did you not?
Yes.
I did yesterday.
I was disappointed.
I feel like the game was advertised very differently than what it is.
It felt more like a sim game than a horror game, and I was very disappointed at the lack of horror.
However, I am a sim game affixionado, and I love sim games,
I still found it entertaining, but I was disappointed that there wasn't horror in it and also the game softlocked me and
Good style on me. So I had to know yeah
So I had to restart the game all over again in order to finish the game, and I didn't want to so I didn't oh
And I was two hours in oh
That's understandable. I
I feel like
They know the way they advertised it.
I just don't think that they...
Advertising is like this big scary game.
Oh yeah.
I just expected so much more.
And then it was just like a sim game with jump scares.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was the same sim thing but with a different texture on it.
Like a different face because each animal you went to.
And everything looked really, really good.
Really good and I liked the pet animals.
Yes, that was cute. That was cute that you could do that.
One of the grievances that I had with it is it does... did you save any of the animals? Like, cure them?
I did.
Oh, you did?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh. You're powerful.
You didn't wait. You couldn't save any?
I tried, but I think I just got really unlucky like two or three times.
And by the end, I just started killing them all.
And it because it doesn't matter whether you save them or not it doesn't it doesn't change your
Your your outcome because I think your outcome is determined on who you save and then how much you explore
23 endings that's what they said, but there is no way that there's 23
I think I watched like 10 of them. I think there's like 10 to 15 like that's all frustrated
Because apparently there's a girl that I was supposed to meet and talk to and I never even
met her or saw her.
She is the first lady that when he says go back to the hub and grind up the meat, she's
the first body that comes out.
She's alive.
You have to hesitate and then you can let her down and you talk to her and that opens
up like five, six, seven other endings.
Wait, she's actually alive?
Yeah, she's alive and everyone told me that she was but as soon as she was like,
All right, throw her in.
I just said, all right, bet.
Just hit the button immediately.
Just like.
I thought she was fucking dead.
You just threw her right into the grinder?
Yes.
I thought she was dead.
Yeah, same.
I can't fucking move.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's, I don't know.
It's kind of a mess.
But yeah, you're supposed to, if you do save her,
then you get a lot of dialogue with her.
There's a lot of potentials of like, you know, for this and that.
Well, I guess because I didn't savor it glitched my game because there was a part where I had to
bring out the meat again. And it just didn't let me, like it didn't let me progress through the game.
It was like game breaking. And it was just so, it was so disappointing because I was very,
I was very excited for the game and I really wanted to play it and I've been dying to play
this game since I first heard about it because I was like oh yeah a zoo horror game that's
amazing but then it's just the same game with like throwing up animals.
Yeah.
With sick shitting and oh you know a shit cleaning simulator.
Yeah.
I just had to clean up shit all day.
Yeah I was kind of poo poo in that regard.
I feel like they had a really good idea, but the way that it's executed was not the way
that it was shown because I was expecting to be able to run around an entire zoo and chase
them down if they get out of it, but I didn't realize there would be transportation to
very small segments.
I'm also kind of sad that you have to play it multiple times to unlock all the animals.
Yes.
Oh yeah, that was silly.
I feel like you should have been able to go to it. You are set to do something after like three or four exhibits
But that like that's it. So
Yeah, and they have you ever the boss and the boss animals like or just ass
Yeah, yeah, I don't they all kind of just like ended the same way. I don't know
I don't know like I tried to save one, but I couldn't
I really did and then I got so frustrated that I was like that's it, legal objection,
fuck this shit, and I ended up killing it.
I was trying and I was like researching and looking at all the different like apparently
oh also like there's like the kangaroos have like salmonella and like there's nothing to
cure salmonella.
Oh wait what?
I couldn't find anything to cure it and then somebody was like oh it's like a parasite
that's pretending to be something.
Like I was like, what the fuck?
Like, I don't even, also, like you have to like unlock different vaccines and stuff
and like if you don't have it, then what the fuck, you're fucked?
I, yeah, I guess so.
That's silly.
Ugh.
Yeah, that's a little silly.
Mmm.
I, yeah, I...
I feel like even if they fix it all up and get it to where it needs to be for what it is,
will still not be enough to satisfy the people that are looking for it to be what they advertised in, like, its full extent.
It's just kind of like, it is what it is.
Um, I'm not entirely surprised.
I played some of their previous games, and it kind of felt very of their genre.
Oh, what other games did they make?
They made a game called Sparky Marky, and they made Sparky Marky 2.
It is a mascot horror where I feel like they just throw you into it and they're like,
wow, look at this cool world and all this and you just get it, right?
Right?
And it is, I don't know.
It is, I actually, I didn't realize it was those same devs the day before or two days
before I was about to play Zuccosis.
One of my mods was just like, look at their previous games and I, my heart sank.
I'm like, no way.
These are the same people that made Sparky Marky.
I mean, you can always give Sparky Marky a try.
I don't think I want to give Sparky Marky a try.
I'm playing it right now and I'm like, whoop-a-pook-a-zish.
You should, what about, they're making, if you look in their upcoming games, they
I have Sparky Marky Online multiplayer game.
I tried the demo.
It didn't really work.
And then they are making Sparky Marky 3.
Can I read you the short little info about Sparky Marky
episode 3?
Yeah, read me Sparky Marky episode 3.
All right, here we go.
Bad guys often bully classmates. Period. That's the truth. Period.
But more often, they bully you. If you're new, and especially if you're a foreigner.
What?
But Toby...
But Toby faces a difficult task to resist not only bullies, but also a hungry monster.
What is that game description? What is that?
It's so bad. I don't know. Oh my god
It's so bad. Yo, welcome back to Sparky Marky episode three
Sparky Marky gets xenophobic
It's so bad. Anyway, so they made Zucosis as well
I like mascot horror, but I think I'll pass on that one.
Yeah, yeah. I feel like I've been through the ringer on mascot horror. I'm always down for trying them.
I'm always down for trying them, but man, they are, some of them are just so wild,
and you can tell that they just are injecting exactly what they've seen being successful in the same area,
AKA a lot of people using like the same templates from like poppy play time and stuff like that
Yeah
Yeah, me too speaking of being sad about games how are you?
Are you excited for the remake of Silent Hill 2 by Bloober Team?
I want to play it. I've never played the original Silent Hill.
Oh, see, okay. So you didn't grow up with it? You didn't have it on PS2 or anything then?
No.
I guess it will, because I didn't either, and I didn't play the original until maybe a year or two ago,
and it was genuinely, I was like, this is actually really scary.
It's a different kind of horror that, oh, yeah, yeah, I mean I'm excited to see how it turns out.
And I just hope that it's faithful to the I mean it even says in the trailer it's like faithful to the original vision of the game.
And I hope it is because there's genuinely moments in that game in the original one where I was just like, oh, this is really good.
Even just sound design alone, like there's a part where you're just running down stairways forever
and it makes the grossest noises that unnerves you and it's, it's good. It's really good.
I like it. I want to try it definitely for sure. I'm excited. I'm excited to see it. I feel like
I'm, I really, I want to, I want to see, I, since you haven't, since maybe you don't know
what's, what all is coming now, I'm excited to see you play it then for the first time.
That'll be super fun that comes out in it sounds scary. When does it come out five days next Tuesday?
Is that only on PlayStation?
No, it's on it's on steam
But you can also get on PlayStation
If you pre-order it on PlayStation you get a pink bunny head that you can wear
Pre-order it on steam you can play the game two days early. Oh, that's right. Yes
You can do it in three days instead. That's right
Oh well there you go yeah you can play it on the 6 instead of the 8th on Sunday.
That's fun.
Oh I like to play it on Sunday!
Yeah there you go nice.
Play it on Sunday!
There you go that'll take up a good chunk of time with the 170 hours that you have.
We have a lot.
Oh yeah until Dawn comes out too.
Oh like the remake.
Yeah I don't know.
I kind of want to play it, but it's like, I don't know, I already played it, but I would like to see what kind of ending I would get if I played it again.
But I don't know if there's a different, like, I wonder if there's different scenes or something.
Maybe? Maybe. I thought that they already, I don't know, maybe it's just me, maybe it's just like a, maybe I'm just gaslighting myself.
I thought that they already remade that and re-released it, but maybe it was a different
one of their games?
I don't know.
I think you just get confused because of the dark pictures.
They're so similar.
All of them are so similar.
But that's my favorite kind.
I love the narrative, I love the story horror games where it's like you make a choice and
it's crazy like that.
It's so fun.
I can't wait for the new dark pictures one coming out.
The sci-fi one.
The space?
Yeah, but I'm kind of sad because I heard that it's not going to be co-op this time.
It's only a one-time.
Wait, really?
Wait, I have so much fun playing that with someone every time.
It's so sad.
I played every single one of them with somebody.
Yes!
Oh my gosh, I have so much fun playing that with people.
Wait, that's horrible.
Yeah.
Aw.
Oh, that's sad.
I mean, I'll still play it.
Here's my money.
Did you play the Castle of Frank Stone?
Yes.
Did you like it?
No.
I couldn't finish it because it crashed my stream.
Oh no!
Yeah.
But I really want to do it, but I'm like, part of me is kind of like, okay.
So I was also looking forward to this game.
So like, oh shit, a game that's kind of like Dark Pictures from Dead by Daylight.
This is going to be great.
Yeah.
The acting is just a lot.
It's rough.
It's rough.
The dialogue is rough.
Oh, the amount of dialogue is rough.
It's like, I don't know.
Like, okay, so I love, I love campy shit so much.
Oh yeah.
I love campy shit a lot.
And I can laugh at things and I love making fun of things and stuff, but it's like, sometimes
Sometimes like that was just like borderline like um there were like some moments where I was like very uncanny valley for me
Where I was like what the fuck this is kind of
Yeah, I
Feel like I got so much of that and like I was I was a little delusional and
Whenever like there's a part in the game where the elevator power went out and I started laughing already
And I was just like I swear to God if they go around the corner and inside this mansion
There's a dead by daylight generator. I'm gonna lose
That was like my top rated clip from that was just me losing my shirt
Generator
It was just a lot and the characters are pretty predictable and it was just like it was crazy
but I didn't get very far because the game like crashed my stream and like bugged out
my computer.
I was just like oh my god I'm going to f**k and it was pretty bad.
Yeah, I mean, that's a shame with new games when they first come out, they can just lock
out and then it's kind of like, I don't know, unless it gets fixed quickly then you kind
of lose the will to go back in and try to pick up where you were.
That happened with me with that new, what was that one where you were on the oil rig
and there was like a big monster kind of breaking through to get you.
I got super softlocked like five hours in and I just did not want to go back through it.
That game literally made me cry.
You need to play it.
I was back in finishing.
I cried like I was sobbing for like 15 minutes when the game ended.
It made me cry so much.
And I didn't even expect that level of emotion from that game.
Like, I just started...
And at first I was like, am I having a bad day or something?
Like what's happening?
But it just made me really emotional and I cried.
I was just like straight up wailing on street.
Oh no! Oh my gosh!
Yeah, it like surprised me and I think it scared people.
Oh!
it really it just like I feel like at first you're like questioning yourself because you're like you're playing through the game
You're like man, this
Like you're like what the fuck is going on and the more you play the way you start liking the guy and the more
You feel like man this guy is going through it. He is going through it
And he's having the worst day of his fucking life
Oh, and then as as you keep on going and you see like him having to deal with like his emotions of like
like seeing everything around him just like get fucked up, it was just like a lot.
Man.
It was a lot.
Yeah I need to go, I do need to finish that.
It was really intense and like I don't know I just felt like I felt really bad for the
guy and then you just start thinking about like his wife and stuff and all this stuff
happening and like the ending is just the most saddest depressing ending you could
ever think of.
Oh jeez.
This is so sad.
Well, usually games that have to do with just like indescribable monsters and things happening they
Usually don't end well
Yeah, it was
Predicted the ending before it happened. I knew I already knew I knew well what was gonna happen
I knew it. Yeah, but when it happened like even though I knew it was happening
It was just the saddest shit ever and I was just like I was just fucking crying
You can search for the rod and I'm sure people flipped it. I was just straight up wailing.
Oh my goodness.
Oh jeez. I have to see it because I honestly have no clue. I just didn't... I got soft blocked. I couldn't continue anymore.
They've updated it since so I just... I never went back.
That's the thing. Here's the thing. The game, when I played it, it crashed my stream three times.
I tried playing that game three times in a row, right? And the fourth time, the last time, I was just like, okay, this shit has crashed my stream.
It crashed my computer. And I don't know, I think it was like all the fucking water or something. I don't know.
But like, it crashed my stream and I tried it on three different occasions. And then the fourth time I was just like, you know what?
I'm going to try to play this game and if it crashes my stream I'm never going to play
it again but I will keep the stream running until I beat the game.
And I did and I beat it and I'm really happy that I finished the game because it was just
such a great game.
And IGN gave it a 6 out of 10.
Wait what really?
They delivered so hard on everything even though I didn't get to finish it yet.
You have played it so good.
I will I will have to but just thinking about that in comparison to like Zuccosis and the way that they delivered
Not only did they deliver but that game was long. It was very long. I know. I know it was very long
There's another game and have you played have you played them?
But we just need to talk about horror games all the time
I feel like you and I we have very similar taste and like we both enjoy the genre a lot
Yeah. Have you played Reveal? That sounds so familiar. Wait, let me look it up.
Yes, I did. Oh, have you played it? I've been dying to play it. It's like on my two-play list.
That, I remember being just really impressed that it's made by developers that know what they're
doing because everyone always poops on Unity, but you boot up Unity, they know what they're
doing.
They made a first person camera that looks really nice, they had really decent lighting.
It has its moments.
It's not the craziest thing in the world, but I think it's worth a play through for sure.
And it's got a really interesting story.
I think it was fun.
Oh, okay, good, because I watched like a few minutes of Manly Badass Hero, was it Manly
Badass Hero?
No, no, it was Manly Badass Hero, somebody else.
I saw like a mini tiny little playthrough of it and I'm like, I think I want to play
this game.
So I was like, I wonder who else is playing it because, and the reviews are pretty positive.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was impressed by just like their visuals alone and how they pulled together
just like a solid feeling thing. There's some moments where you're like, okay, but then
it does have its moments. It's a little roller coaster of here and there, but I think it's
definitely worth playing.
Have you played Bendy and the Ink Machine?
Yes.
Do you have to play Bendy and the Ink Machine to play the Dark Revival or not?
Well, if you want to have fun before you play the second one, then you could.
I don't remember.
I don't think you have to, but I had a lot more fun with the first one.
The second one felt like they had so many solid things that they put into it,
and they kind of delivered on them.
They had so many mechanics, but that was just kind of it.
They didn't go super in depth with all of them.
you can do this. It felt very, very ambitious for the second one. Again, I still think it's
worth a play through. It's like a giant world of opportunity crammed into a small space is
what it felt like. It felt like you could do so much, but like, you didn't have to.
You weren't really incentivized to.
Yeah.
Oh, I had fun playing.
Yeah, me too.
Thanks for playing games with me.
Yeah, of course. Yeah, not any time. I sent you.
I want to play games again. You can send me.
Oh, I'm always down. I sent you, have you played Zunomaly?
No, but I bought it with the intention to play it. I haven't played it yet.
Okay, so that's it. This one, there are some frustrating parts, don't get me wrong,
some frustrating parts, but there's also some really, really neat parts that are genuinely so cute
and individualized. My favorite part about this is that it is, if you wanted to run around
an entire zoo with many exhibits and it's huge and open, like, like,
Maybe would have been that's what the anomaly is so cool. Oh, it's so it's so fun
But it it has its little quirks. It's not the craziest thing when it's
I I had fun with it. I'll be a little frustrating in some parts. You'll see
But that was good, okay, well, I I have it already so I've definitely played great great
I will tune in if I'm awake around to see it. I need to see you play
Thank you for playing with me.
Yeah.
Have a good rest of your night.
I'm going to head out and I'm going to take a nap.
You deserve it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hey, you, you too.
I mean, you just got back, but, you know, so.
Okay.
Have a good night though.
I'll talk to you soon.
Okay.
Bye bye.
Bye.
Oh my God.
I'm, I'm, I'm running late.
I was supposed to play with you a minute.
Like, a while ago.
Is she playing still weeks of deep?
Oh my god!
I'm so glad, I'm so glad she- I want everybody to play the game.
I want everybody to experience that game.
10, it's 2am.
Oh yeah!
Sorry, I- like, I told her that we were supposed to start at-
At- we were gonna start at 2pm.
2pm?
2.
I said 2, but I didn't specify- oh fuck!
Well hopefully she answered me, I sent her a message.
I know...
It's because I woke up late today and everything's all discombobulated today.
So much for the gift, so thank you very, very much.
I don't know what game we were going to play. I think we were going to play School Labyrinth, I think?
Is it? Well, we're going to play School Labyrinth? School... Labyrinth.
I'm calling! Ring Ring is this my queen? I'm having a tough day today.
Oh, it's okay. What's what's what was your day then? Oh, today was my treatment day. So I'm like late on everything
Oh, it's fine. I honestly just been sitting here. I
Saw your plane still wigs the deep. Yeah, I just started it. So I don't care at least
It's scary. It's scary and it's so good or made me cry
Really? Yeah, is it like a depressing scary or is it like a genuinely like oh my god
this is just like well depressing scary and just like God damn it you're gonna
love it I'm so excited those are my favorite I know you played um oops sorry
what what have you I'm sorry you go first no you go first I was have you
played mouthwashing yet oh my god I started playing it but then Connor was
like we're gonna play satisfactory like oh okay but oh shit how do we do shout
out again what is shout-out wait I have no I do yeah it's really it's kind of
like that it's probably one of the best games I've played in a long time I'm so
excited I want to finish it I I left off baking a cake and that's where I stopped
playing oh right before shit really starts in the fan I guess oh shit oh my
god okay I'm excited what have you been doing though what's it up girls
It's been good. Oh God. You asked me about Zuccosis the other day.
Yeah.
Yeah. It was disappointing.
I've literally, I've been waiting for it.
And because I just see like all the time like they really pumped out the trailers for that everywhere.
They look so good.
Yeah, it's like, uh, it's like, um, I was disappointed because like, there's not enough horror in it and it's like more like a job simulator.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, and it got soft locked. It couldn't beat the game.
What's that?
When you get soft locked, basically like the game like locks itself and like you can't progress in the game.
Okay, well, that's dumb as shit. Why would they do that?
I don't know I got like I guess it was like a bug or something that made it happen
Yeah, so the reviews on the on steam and I was like, hey, yeah, what the fuck?
I'm like, what do you think? Yeah, I mean, I think I think like
Would be interesting to play like if you like like job sims and stuff and like you don't mind like a
Minor like jump scare, but like it's not like great great. It's not like whoa
This is like a life-changing game you have to play right now.
Okay, yeah, I kind of figured, honestly.
So, is there really any horror aspects then, or is it just like sometimes an animal is deformed?
There is, but it's just so like...
It's not scary enough, I think.
You know, there's jump scares. It was it was creepy and then some of the animals look scary, but
Oh never mind
Okay, yeah, you know that's stupid. Yeah, I get you. Yeah. Yeah
Have to go to the bathroom really quick. Is that okay? No
For you I just I want to know take me with you. I
Can't take you just take let me hear it
Okay, but don't listen to the stream.
You can go to the bathroom, yes, I'm kidding.
I'll be right back!
Okay.
Well, hey guys.
What's going on?
I had to be...
Oh god, let me go look at...let me...hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let me...let me...let me go look, hold on.
Oh shit, oh shit, I can hear myself.
Hey, hey mouse's chat as well as my chat.
It's me, your girl.
I began with the face I don't know man none of you guys even know what I'm
doing in the mouse's chat I'm just moving I'm grooving I'm living it up oh I
gotta put I gotta put mouse's picture on too shit god damn do you have her I do
I do have two both chats pulled up now hello hello everybody it's me Akinae
Hajime. Oh what? Mouse has that where it's like an animation wave thing. What the
fuck? Damn I am just like a boomer with Twitch I think. ShareJet feature. Do I
do I Google that? I'm gonna Google that. ShareJet. Fuck me bro.
Bro! What the fuck is that? Literally don't even know. I was like dude.
Oh my god, I'm babysitting.
You're babysitting.
Who is this? Is she a new streamer?
Yeah, I just started today.
Yeah, not on my grandma's.
I feel like...
No, I feel like...
New toys added.
What is it?
Yeah, it's a new V-Show drill member.
Today is my first day.
V-Showed show.
new oh she baby I'm like let me I mean they shouldn't it's not just my stream
anymore guys it's our stream giga 3 I'm kidding that's fair you know I can't
blame you no I is not my first day I am not brand new where lore video I think
Thank you for my congratulations on my debut. Thank you.
First time I'm seeing you. It's a beautiful time, I'm sure.
Don't look away. Keep looking. It's Zendaya, right?
So what's been going on chat? Tell me the deeds. Give me that info.
Don't skimp on the tea, bitch.
Where is your mom?
When we go to Japan to visit Joe, what?
Thank you.
Mouthwashing is seriously one of the best though.
I know, Neth.
Crazy.
That's true.
Exhaaab.
I'm participating in the stamp rally.
I think this is me and Mouse's first stamps together.
Yeah, we're waiting for Mouse to quit shitting.
We fucked the moon collectively.
Hm.
I'm interested.
It only counts with Vishogil members.
Goes back into hiding.
That's why I've come back. I need to win that stamp rally. I need to set my place.
Everyone needs to know. Everyone. I've been waiting for this.
Come back.
Oh my god. Did you poop?
It was a very good pee.
Oh shit, I'll say. Damn, that was been long.
I want you to win the stamp rally if I don't win, but I want you to win.
Oh man, I'm going in, like I was lining everything up.
The secret, that secret, you know.
Yeah.
I actually don't know about it.
They never, they never expected he made a win.
It's like the underdog coming in.
I didn't know about it until yes, okay, that's not true.
I knew about it, but I never really knew the details.
I guess I'm just like,
I just like kinda look at things and I'm like,
okay, I don't really, but I looked at it yesterday
and I'm like, all right, this is my time now.
So that manager was like, first account, you need to tell us an event about your collabs.
And I'm like, well, I have collabs already.
And they were like, well, it doesn't count.
I'm like, what?
But then they were like, OK, we'll let you.
We'll let account this time.
Which collab would you do?
Well, this one.
I hope.
Well, this one.
And then they have one with Zen.
We're going to play Tekken.
And I was like, yeah, I'm just doing this.
And they were like, you need to tell us an event.
And I'm like, goddammit.
No.
No.
This counts, so...
It counts because I said so!
How eepy are you? I mean, I'm not even eepy, but like, it's been like, how many days?
32 fucking days! Jesus Christ!
I'm a psychopath.
I'll say. Jesus. Jesus.
And I live in Jay's tea time, so I'm not tired at all.
Oh yeah?
I'm just really medic- I'm just about to be really medicated, cause, uh, I'm about to get like a shot right now.
That's not so fucked up! That's not so weird!
I'm gonna do some shots right now and he's gonna join me.
You know I do!
We're gonna take some shots right now. It's gonna be great.
It's gonna be so good. We're gonna be so in there.
When you get self-sustained.
Are you like, okay, can you do like, so you like do the shot yourself?
Yeah.
Like you just do it like nobody does it for you?
No.
What the fuck? That doesn't like, are you good with needles then?
with needles then? Yep. I guess yeah. Shit. Yeah, I'm fine. But it's fine because it's
like this one is a bit different because it's like, um, so I have like a, I have a
port in my chest. I don't know if you know what that is. It's like, it's a
medical device that you put in, implanted in your chest, and it has to be
surgically put in, and a nurse will come and put a needle in there, and it
stays there with the catheter and it basically stays there all week and that's
how I put medicine yeah so I just like to have like a thing in my chest how is
that well it took it took a long time to get used to this really annoying but
after a while like you just kind of forget it's there yeah I can imagine yeah
Yeah, I was just like a part of it. Me?
Yeah.
I've had it since way before I started streaming, so.
Oh shit, oh yeah.
But it's like, when you have one, people normally have it for chemotherapy and stuff, and they have it accessed every so often.
But I'm accessed all the time because I'm always on meds, so my port fucks up a lot, so I have to get it replaced.
So I'm on my 4th to 5th one now.
Jesus, you know, that is like an Iron Man heart, I get it.
I'm Iron Man!
I see why everybody in chat keeps saying Iron Man now.
I'm Iron Man.
So, like, how exhausted, like, I can't have like, 32 fucking days, Jesus Christ.
Hmm exhaustion, uh to me like doing this shit is like a vacation
Okay, I didn't say something I I'd like my life sucks
Nice vacation from like the whole like medical bullshit, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I get it. I get it. So it's not even like hard. It's not even work
It is literally just like you being you and like talking to everyone
Yeah, that's fair enough, you know what you've got me there like how long do you think you're gonna keep going just as long as
When does the timer oh wait you don't even in a hundred and seventy hours oh
How many days is that
Okay, well, I'll be a second run.
Well, if you want to play games or something, I'll be here.
Well, you know I know, bitch. I saw you playing, um...
Agnichi told me about this game. What's it called again? It just came out.
Booking Death by Unison. You wishin' the book out?
Oh, you want to play that game?
Sure, let's do it.
You want to play it now?
You know I do, Mouse! You know I do!
We're gonna die.
What is it? I was told about it, I'm like,
oh, okay, sounds interesting, sounds nice, I'll do it.
It's kinda hard.
Like people chase us?
No, so we're locked in, we're both locked in two different rooms
and we both have different jobs
and so we have to communicate with each other
and make sure that we get inmates.
We're like we're in a prison and we have to make sure we get inmates to where they need to go and then we have to like cook
Food and we have to like we just need to do everything right because there's monsters coming to get us
And they're gonna come and get us if we do if we fuck up
How does that make sense? How is it really? Hey, we're working in a jail, but if we fuck up
They're gonna we're gonna die. It was like this murderer and he's just like waiting outside
And if we fuck up we're gonna fucking die
And we're in a jail
Yeah, we're in a we're in a maximum security prison. So why is the murderer out and about I you know?
They're crafty fellows. They like to hang out and they love escaping and going out and
Tormenting people that work in prison. Can we not kill them? We can't kill them
What but they're trying to kill oh my god
They're trying to kill us and there's no there's nothing we can do about it
That's just not fair.
Except follow directions.
Okay.
Well, all the in nature like monsters, quote-unquote, they all do different things.
Like, one of them will like appear, but they'll leave if you turn off the lights,
or another one will like come out of a painting,
or another one will leave traps on the ground,
and another one comes out the fucking vents and like tries to grab you.
What kind of prisoners are these?
It's like fucking like 11 over here like Jesus Christ, they're stranger thing prisoners
God that sounds really realistic, I'm excited excited to go to this fictional prison
That's very real
fictional place, and it's it's just a bit crazy
Yeah, okay, I'm bra. I'm down. I'm down. Yeah, did you do you have any?
I
Have I haven't downloaded so we're good. Yeah, all you need to do is install it and we can play
Yeah, I was not for anything if you wanted to play like us. I think you said like school ever and then what was the other one
Content something oh content warning. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't really know much
I just seem like some people stream and I'm like, oh, it looks interesting.
It's fun.
Yeah.
It's fun, but it's like, I feel like there's not enough content.
Yeah.
Like it's just like, you're kind of there.
It's just like, it's like Leap of Company and Boardwrecking Camera.
Okay.
Well, then whatever.
Oh, have you played School Labyrinth?
Uh, I haven't, and I think I tried playing it, but I don't know.
Maybe they fixed it?
Come on.
It was like, it was...
What was wrong with it?
Let me see, let me see.
I forgot what the issue was with, with, with this game.
Yeah.
I was like, Sneak I had it and I was like, oh interesting, I wonder if the other...
Yeah, because I think we were going to play it, but then something happened and we couldn't play it.
Do you guys remember?
Yeah, do you remember what happened to us?
It says I played nine minutes, so something must have happened
Was it like brand-new when you played it? Yeah
But I'm sure maybe like it was this like glitchy a region block or locked. Oh
It was region locked. I
Wonder if it's still region locked. Yeah. Oh, that's that's it
I was gonna play with Hanya and then I couldn't because she's in Japan. Oh
What you can't play the Japan it I think it's because their servers were different and like if you're in Japan
You can't play with your friend.
Oh!
I don't know if it's still like that.
Let me see.
I'm gonna open the game and check.
Okay, stop people playing this game.
And I was like, oh, I won't play this one.
It looks funny.
Okay.
It looks so funny.
What time in JST do you wake up then?
What time do you go to bed and wake up?
Like, what's your sleeping schedule?
Drop those numbers.
Okay.
Well, uh, I go to sleep late at 9 or 10 a.m.
9 or 10 AM, so it's like 10 or 11 for you?
That's early.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sometimes I stay up later and I go to sleep at like 11 or 12 AM, which is 12 or 1 AM, 1 PM for you.
Oh.
Yeah, and then I, I, I, wait, 12 or 1, wait, no wait, I'm tripping myself.
It's 12 or 1 AM for you.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Nine um, I woke up like around six or seven p.m. Like
seven eight for you
Damn, okay
That's a good hours in there. I'm crying. I used to I have like horrible
What's him call it?
insomnia
Okay, but during sub-a-thon like for some reason I could sleep. I think it's because people are watching me sleeping
Yeah, well that would be it. That would be it.
It helps me sleep.
Oh, it helps you sleep!
Yeah!
Maybe you just need somebody to watch you sleep now.
That would be me.
Maybe I just feel safe because somebody is watching over me.
Maybe I feel like a monster is going to come and get me while I'm sleeping.
Not with somebody watching. I'll tell you that.
They'll never catch me!
Chesh is going to be like always like,
Yeah, I was like awake at 4 a.m. the other day and I went to go see if like you were somehow so awake and then there's still people like in the
Chats being like ooh, anybody hear Mouse sleeping?
It's like always waiting for like oh oh
I don't know if you can I wonder if you can try to join this on the school lab room
Let me see I
Cuz I didn't know like how many people are needed for school lab rooms
I think it's up to four people okay it could be two are you just like in a
school I like how I asked this I bought this mom sorry are you in a school yes
you're in a school right now right now
We got a school of life.
Go to Spanish class.
Go de esta mama.
Don't disturb me.
Me right now.
Yes bitch.
Your new model is very cute.
I could just eat it all up.
I like your model.
Stop.
Your new model is amazing.
Holy shit.
Okay, Malice.
You're being too much right now.
You have like that cute
like the omesan eyes or it's just like oh yeah you look like a princess
dumb thank you you look just like a little baby girl I want to eat I want to
go numb numb numb I saw your new anime thing as well um did I like it like
It's kind of hard not to like perfection, but yeah Jesus Christ, how long did that, how long were you working on that?
Uh...
Poof.
I think I want to say six to eight months.
Damn, bitch.
Yeah.
Damn!
It takes a lot of playing to do stuff like that.
Yeah, I imagine, I imagine.
Yeah, it takes a lot. Dylan Dillon-Goo is amazing.
He is! I met him at the Vishogio party and yeah I didn't even like, he's like, oh I'm Dylan-Goo and I'm like, I don't know.
I'm like, oh, like, Goo Goo Gaga.
And I just, no, fuck he was.
Oh, yeah, like, Goo Goo Gaga.
Big animation stuff.
And then I was like, oh, that's
a guy I made fun of I kept going, Goo Goo Gaga baby too.
But, and it was, but it was like that.
You're like, Goo Goo Gaga baby, come over here.
He's just a guy.
Basically, he's really kind.
He's super nice.
Yeah, he's a really nice guy and very talented.
Very talented.
Very not Goo Goo Gaga.
Yeah, just a little baby guy who's talented.
Oh yeah, let me check the school lab right there.
OK, let me check.
Let me get a little gandy.
I have a room ID.
I don't know if that's how you search, right?
Room by you?
Room ID.
OK, multiplayer.
Third, what's she?
Maybe I can invite you.
OK.
Let me find him, her dream.
Oh, I can't invite you.
You sure?
Let's go.
Did you get the invite?
I did.
Oh, shit.
Maybe they fixed the game.
Oh, fuck, let's go.
Did it work?
Are you worried?
OK, I accepted it.
But it's not taking me to you.
Oh, no, take me.
Take me there, please.
Take me there.
I wish to be there.
Okay, um
The versions of all the players wait are the players in the same region. No, okay, that's probably it. Oh
Okay, so it is reason lock
God damn it
Why why even do that?
I'm so dumb that is dumb like what if you play like like friends in England or like other countries
They just don't want us to have friends all around the world
They don't want us to be happy. They want us to play with people in our vicinity.
And that's just not going to happen. That's just not in the cards for us. That's just like, that's disgusting.
Like the fact that they thought that they could just do that.
I can't believe this. But there's respect.
Land party.
A free-for-school labyrinth.
A region locking in 2024. I can't believe this.
Sounds about right. What country made this? Is this American or Japanese?
These Japanese.
Oh, that makes sense then. Japan region locks everything. It's actually...
You know how hard it is to access anything in Japan that's not in Japan?
Like, you know, to get even stuff I pay for, like, fucking HBO, I don't know,
or like HBO Max or any apps that are American, you have to use a VPN 100% of the time.
of the time and sometimes they even block the VPN no matter what it is so it's like you can't have
anything. What the fuck? I know bro it's like even like they have to have two different um
googles so anything of my Japanese Google I can't access any of my other stuff it's stupid.
That's so dumb why? It is very dumb it's very Japan very by the book though.
Well, we could try playing, we could play, you know, I'm down for anything.
We could play, let's play, um, Death by Unison.
Okay, I will start the game.
Me too, ma'am.
Okay.
Yee-haw.
Yee-haw.
You're gonna love it.
It's gonna be scary.
I should probably go to headphones on, huh?
Yes.
Oh, do you love do you wait you do you don't have fun?
No, I'm a stupid bitch all the time every moment of my life
I don't really want to say besides that
Because sometimes it's like I don't know some people are like
Girl you're asking me I swear all the time. I'm always saying Cornel and like fucking balls
What's Conyol?
Conyol is like saying fuck in Spanish, but in other Spanish countries it means like pussy.
So they're like fanny and fanny, right?
Yeah, it's kinda like fanny and fanny.
Fanny? Fanny. I got you, okay. Conyol.
Okay, let me just, let me, let me give it a little.
Okay, I think...
Oh wait, wait, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Okay, I think, I think, I think now.
Are you talking, bells?
I'm talking now!
Okay, they, wow, they caught, okay.
There we fucking go, okay.
Let me just do one more thing.
I'm sorry, I'm like...
But yeah, oh my god.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
But yeah, oh my god.
Have you played, did you just play this game by yourself before?
No, I played it with my friend Shia earlier.
Ooh, when did it come out?
I don't know, let me check.
It came out in August. August 29th.
Okay, hello.
It's really new.
Also, all the reviews are very positive.
So I see, I was surprised.
It came out, so it's still pretty new then.
Yeah.
So pretty new.
Mmmmm.
Alright, so how do we watch Co-op trade it now?
Okay.
How do we collect the color?
I think I have to invite you.
Okay.
What's your favorite food mouse?
My favorite food?
Yeah, what do you like?
Pizza!
What kind?
Cheese and pepperoni.
Ooh, from where?
Hmm, anywhere.
What if it was the most dog shit pizza place I've ever used to live in?
Except Papa Don's.
What the fuck? You don't like- you don't fuck with cheese in the crust?
I just- I just fucking hate Papa Don's.
What did Papa do to you?
It just tastes like ass.
And the pizza smells funny.
And then it's- it's just- it's Papa Don's.
Okay, what's the best one then? Like what? Like Little Caesars?
Yes.
Really?
Hell yeah, Little Caesars.
I've never had it and it makes now you make it be carried. What is it just like better quality?
Not necessarily better quality. I just think it is better
Okay, I don't know maybe it is better quality. Wait, I invite you to watch for anybody. Wait, hold on
I'll always watch
There is my computer off
Oh, well, I'm trying to...
I put co-op, didn't I, chat?
Oh, and by a friend.
I see.
Oh my god, it just shows like all my friends on here.
What the heck?
Inyo, let's go expose it.
Don't... don't look at my friends this.
Who thought so?
Hey, where is Team Eugene?
Team Eugene, how come you're not showing up on my...
Oh, I found you.
Who's Sam? Like, you just sent me another thing.
Okay, wait wait wait
Let's go
Hell yeah
All right. It's joining. Okay, so there's in game chat
Okay, so we can meet on this part in an in game if you want to talk to me for a spacebar
Okay, let's do that. All right. I mean oh when you're in
Did you say something? Oh, no, I can't I can't hear you. I don't know if it has the correct mic on
I'm gonna get the up like the voice sensitivity help her
Make out this one. I think I think the game not picking up your microphone
Yeah, I think I have to change it on steam. I'm gonna I'm gonna really quick
I'm gonna go do it. If it doesn't work. We just talk here. It's fine. How do you change your mic on steam, bro?
I know I sound stupid as shit, but I'll tell you that's not stupid at all
Thank you. It's hard. It's hard
It is
Okay, yeah.
I think you have to go to settings.
Dean's setting.
Yeah, go to stand and settings and then there's, you click voice.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You got me there.
All right, okay.
I want to make sure you put the input to whatever mic you use.
Okay, yeah, awesome. Okay, I think we got it now.
Yay!
Yay! Okay, I'll go back. I'll go back.
Hey, you hear me?
Oh no.
I think you might have to restart the game.
I think I need to restart the game in order for it to be with a new mic.
Yeah, just restart the game.
I'm on doing it, okay.
Yeah, and then I'll let you in.
Yay!
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Are you doing anything else today?
You just chilling?
Just chilling, just chilling.
Living it up?
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Living it up?
Having a good time?
That's the way to do it.
exactly the way to be. That's the way I want to be baby. Have you seen any good horror
movies lately? You watch many horror movies? I do. It's my favorite horror movie. Me too!
Yeah! You've seen the new ones? Did you? I watched the, um, fucking, see no evil or
speak no evil or whatever? The remake? I still haven't seen it. You should watch
the original before the remake because I'm not gonna lie the remake was like, they
They changed a lot from the original, I'm like, why would you do that?
I'm trying to think of, I think like, I'm really behind, like, Civil Dawn really takes up so much of my time and I haven't had time to watch anything.
The 32 days, Mouse, it's been a little more than a month.
There's so many horror movies I need to get to a point.
Yeah, the new, you've given a treat, that's not for sure, it's been a pretty good year for horror movies.
I'm glad. I want to see it. And everybody tells me that it's ads, but I want to see the long legs one.
Oh my god.
I have to see it. It has Nicholas Cage. I love him.
Oh my god. That's true. It does. I had no idea.
First of all, when you see him, he does look nothing like Nicholas Cage.
They made it really, like, really fucking creepy.
But I will say it is pretty funny at some points because it's like what the fuck is going on.
There's like, Baby Night of the Movie!
Exactly! That is okay, because he was just like, what the fuck?
But I will say, there was like this one scene in the beginning
where she like finds out something about long legs or something
and then he pulls her like ponytail and it's like, whoa!
Whoa, shit!
I feel tension! Like, what the fuck?
Like, what kind of monster just pulls up ponytail? It's like, okay.
Damn, what a psycho.
Like, are you ready to start fucking any moment now?
Damn.
Shit!
Also, I never got to say it.
Sorry.
Congratulations, of course.
Be a boy.
You don't even know what I'm saying it for.
I get you the saying it.
Well, I don't know.
Maybe you congratulate me on my gaming prowess.
You know that's why, baby.
I'm being a great gamer.
The best gamer of anything.
But I will say congrats, of course.
Number one, that's my bitch right there!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Are you going to do anything to celebrate?
As soon as I think when this is over, I want to... I don't know what I want to do.
I'm going to have a pizza.
Well, that's a way to be.
Yeah.
I mean, finish the sub-a-thon as well as get number one.
It's like, okay.
Buy a Lambo?
Uh, no.
No, thank you.
I don't know how to drive.
I don't know how to drive.
I don't know how to drive.
I'll come drive you.
Okay, come drive me.
I don't know how to drive.
Wait, okay, don't come drive me.
No, I could figure it out.
I remember I've done two driving tests in my life.
I failed the first one
and then the second one I won.
I'm not won, I passed
but then right when I was driving back
I hit a curb and then they were like
Like, no ma'am, that's instant mail.
That was like, damn.
And then I just never did it again.
There's the floor.
Well, you know, I couldn't.
I couldn't.
It worked.
No, it would.
No, it can't be.
I nearly crashed multiple times.
Jesus.
I couldn't win.
Yeah.
And there were like company cars, once you said.
What the fuck?
Did you get in trouble for that?
I don't, I don't know.
You, oh!
I'm not sure we're gonna have to ask her.
Where was this all along?
Wait, wait, how long?
Ask who?
Wait, what do you mean?
Ask Henya.
Oh, Henya?
I thought you said you did.
Oh, no, not me.
I've been in a car crash, but it wasn't my fault.
Yeah, okay.
I was gonna say, like, damn, you were driving it?
Okay, but why did Henya crash two cars?
I have no idea.
I'm curious, but all right,
I'll mute here and I'll see if it works now.
Okay.
Yeah, it's still not working.
It's still not working.
Yeah, I'm gonna go on a limb here and assume you can't hear me.
No!
Ha ha ha ha!
It's okay, we can do it, we can do it on Discord.
I don't know, sometimes I feel like shit just happens.
Yeah, you got me there.
That's...
I don't know why I keep saying that, you got me there, but yeah.
Yeah, we can just do Discord then.
Yeah, yeah, we'll do Discord, we'll find.
Okay, you're in a room, I'm in a room.
My room looks different than yours.
Okay, so there's not a guy about the beard or?
A guy about the beard. Oh, at the store.
Yeah, at the store. So I'm gonna do something really quick.
Oh no, I'm gonna have to do math!
Okay, I'm gonna send you a practice.
This is like a practice, okay? When I send this to you need to tell me
what you see. Can you see it?
Oh, is it on Jed Miranda 8 counts of conspiracy?
Yeah, so you're gonna have to like read that out to me so that I could like input like all that information into a computer.
And then the inmate gets like admitted.
Okay.
And if we make a mistake we get in trouble.
Okay, so do I tell you now in person?
Like just tell you like on call.
That's a practice. You just tell me on call and then like throughout the time like something's gonna happen sometimes the lights switch off oh
shit
Sometimes it's me turning it off because a monster will come we have to turn it off
Okay, right? Yeah, and then
You have you have another station there you have like your station
It has like different things like there's an A and B with a lever on it and like
If a guy like appears, like just pull down the lever, well, as we go, you'll figure it out.
I'm a learner.
Yeah, we'll learn as we go.
The most important part is that we need to know that when you see a name and there are
crimes like flashing on the screen, just tell me who it is, like, put in the feeder
and then move on.
Okay.
So, do I just tell you the name or do I spell it?
You can tell me and you can spell it.
I like to spell it out because I know it's hard sometimes.
Yeah, it's a bunch of ways to spell a name, so it's kind of like, but it's like Jed, like J-E-D.
Yeah.
And then Miranda, like M-I-R-A-N-D-A.
Yeah, and after that, you have to tell me the convictions.
Eight counts of conspiracy.
Oh my god. It's terrible.
I know. Conspiracy against what? The government? Or...
Oh, that's everybody!
He's a conspiracy YouTuber.
That's what I was thinking and I'm like damn.
It's inspiring.
Oh my god.
I'm a love hook me. I have to go to the bathroom again.
Okay. Go piss girl.
I'll be right back.
are all dead. Alright. Gonna definitely die but...fingies crossed. Who is this? What
guy? I don't know who guy comes in while I'm here. You doing good here? I don't know
why I'm sweating. Merchant? Oh he's giggling and he's got a lot to say while he's sleeping.
He's dreaming something delicious. Look at those kissable lips. Get out of here.
Damn what a fucking thing to put in a prison. It's probably the shittiest room
that they can have at a prison. Previous shit. Those broken pieces of glass.
Ay yo, what the fuck? Dead body in here? Wait. 50 gallon died. Oh my lord. Hey dude,
I'm Doug, your shift manager. Hey Doug, the pug. Hopefully you're not too woozy.
I don't- okay. Wait, I might go get a beer. Guys, I'm gonna go get a beer. I
Let's go celebrate love right now. We're back. We're back
So I'm also gonna give it here. We're back. No, she's still missing. Damn
This the day away girl
Sorry to come to a conclusion that mouse is a long-pissed
Thank you. What?
Welcome back. Are you like a long-pissed or mouse? Yeah a long time. Yeah
Yeah, I think so
There you got to get it all out. You gotta squeeze every last
Have like a small
a deceptively small bladder.
Why would that be deceptive?
Well, also, I think it's because I'm on IV fluid and stuff, so it's like, it makes me pee a lot.
That would do it. That really would. I could see that.
Yeah.
It's like, when you get those IV peas, it's kind of like, hey yo.
What did you come from?
It's like, thanks for putting it in there, I guess.
Where did all this pee come from?
I'm gonna have a beer, is that okay?
Can I have a beer on the street?
What?
Of course!
Oh my god, I'm gonna cheers!
Cheers!
Cheers!
Give it a little, give it a little, okay.
Cheers to you most congrats!
Cheers my magnification glass!
One day.
Yeah, one day.
One day.
One day.
One day.
One day.
I'm gonna have a drink.
We're gonna be drinking pals.
I'm pretty sure, like, if I take even a sip of the beer, I'm gonna have a
drink.
We're gonna be drinking pals.
I'm pretty sure, like, if I take even a sip of the beer, I'm gonna have
a drink.
If I take even a sip, I'll get instantly drunk.
How many years has it been since you got alcohol?
Too many years.
Geez, I mean I could imagine with all like going to the doctor.
I mean, you've got a lot, but you know what?
We're gonna get their mouse. We won't get there.
Yeah.
I'm gonna drink so much.
Bluey blackout drunk.
I'm gonna drink myself to death.
Come on.
Jesus Christ, okay.
Yeah, okay, so.
intense. Let's go, that's the way to be, a woman after my own heart. Yeah. Well, press
the woman and I know what I want. Okay, so eight cups of conspiracy and then we just...
Yeah, yeah, I have to input everything and then as we go along you'll see. You have
like a computer that gives you like instructions and stuff. Got you. Yeah, like a woman that
There's a mail and guidebook and shit, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, they're, uh, they have a mail there.
Oh, just like congratulating us for our first shift.
It's going to be awesome.
We're going to be great.
They're going to get murdered.
They're going to get murdered.
They're going to get stuck.
And then, yeah, there's going to be, uh, if you go on the computer, there's a thing, this is a roster.
If you click clock in, you clock in and then it'll start the day.
Okay, should I click it?
We can do it.
Okay, let's do it. Clocking in, baby.
Oh, shit.
It's gonna be fine.
I'm scared about...
We can do this! I believe!
We're pros!
We're pros!
That's okay.
Blackout imminent, like awesome imminent, huh?
I'm not afraid of a fool.
What?
For a little bit?
Check out?
Blackout. Oh god.
Okay. If you see the name of somebody, tell me.
I see Theodore Fields. 16 accounts of assault.
Theodore Fields.
Like T-H-E-O-D-O-R-E.
And Fields like a Field but with an S.
They scared me, okay.
So bright.
Fields with an S?
Yeah.
And what are they wanting for?
16 Couts of Assault.
Oh my god.
I know! Relax, right?
Dance to your heart.
Don't mind.
So I'm going to guess after the clock goes down like that's our ship.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I'm submitting. Yay!
Get a girlfriend! Yeah!
And then you just wait to meet when there's another one.
Okay, uh, what the fuck kind of name is that?
Okay, it's River Carlton.
So, R-Y-V-E-R?
Okay.
And then Carlton?
Yeah, like Carlton, like Carlton, like Carlton, like Carlton.
Carlton.
Okay, what do they do?
Five counts of stalking.
Stalking?
I know!
What kind of man?
Oh, I hear a sound.
What sound do you hear?
it's like oh shit okay we have one more oh oh oh Joseph Abraham so JOSES
wait Abraham yeah like A,B,R,A,H,A,M what did they do? 21 counts of stalking what
21 count of this man get away with it for so long he's stalking a whole
Fucking idol group. Oh
They have good jobs so far. We're really good at this. Wow. We're killing it. We're murdering it
Already
Okay, um, she's Christ Solomon Coleman, so it's s-o-l-o m-o-n
Okay, man
Coleman
Coleman
Uh, yeah, C-O-L-E-M-A-N.
What'd they do?
Eight counts of illegal possession. Of what? I do not know.
What the fuck did they have in their possession?
Probably, uh, koochie, I don't know.
Illegal koochie!
That's the kind of koochie that's-
Hey, sir. You can't have that pussy.
It's not yours.
That's my pussy.
Give it back.
Sure, but I won't play a pussy.
As my pussy you can't have any, sir.
You can't have any of that pussy, sir.
Not sorry, not tomorrow.
How many days is there?
Ten.
Naysie!
You mean we have to work on second day?
Okay.
I wonder if people die on the first day.
What?
I think we died on, like, the sixth day.
Okay.
Okay, if you look at your mail, you got mail, and we can look, and it says that there's two new inmates that came in.
Damn. Oh yeah.
And the two inmates are named Glom, and Glom and Lux. So here's the thing. These inmates are like monsters that do stuff.
So, Blam, are these arms that come out from under the vents at the top of the ceiling?
Jesus Christ.
So if you see like hands coming out, don't walk under the hands because the hands will
get you.
Okay.
And then Lux is, um, Lux is, uh, somebody who makes like a blackout happen.
Not bad.
They like turn off all the lights.
When the lights turn off, on your console, there's going to be an area with a red flashing light,
and then I'm going to read you the numbers and the letters, and then you select the one that it is to bring the lights back on.
Okay. And that's the computer you said? Sorry.
Yeah, that's the computer. It's going to be, you know where the believers are?
Yeah.
It should be on the side that has the B-leaver, so all the way to the left.
I'm a bee-leaver in you, Mouse!
Love you, too!
I'm a bee-leaver in you!
Alright, should we clock in?
We can clock in!
I'm ready- wait, wait, what's the database?
Oh, is that just telling me what you told me?
Yeah, those are the information on the guys.
The bad boys.
The bad boys that want us bad.
They really want our stuff.
Well, we want a little too much coochie
that we're willing to get.
They just want all that KT.
But they're not going to have it.
No, we're too good for that.
We're too good and we're not giving them the KT today.
No way, no help.
We're sensible prison guards.
We're too good at this, it's just an issue.
Right, all we need to do is clock in.
Oh yeah, I forgot, I think today there's going to be like, something's going to
start where like where the A lever is all the way at the left on that console
there's gonna be a computer that's gonna light up and it's gonna you pick it up
take orders and I cook food and shit fuck okay you got this on bag you know
you know how to take care you can cook a meal yeah I'm so good at it do I cook
in here or do I go out no no it you cook in here like you just input it
like on the computer okay yeah yeah got you I want to walk into you
but what's the matter is that and like reading the inmates and stuff it's it's
gonna get crazy it's gonna be like really messed up names yeah it gets worse
Fun.
It begins.
Okay.
Okay.
What do you see?
Farms completed under three mistakes. Zero.
Oh wait. Oh yeah.
I have a cooking menu.
What's the name that you see on the pane first?
Oh. It says...
What the fuck?
O-Z-I-A-H.
I-A-H.
And brown? Damn. And he's got...
Is it normal brown or is it brown with a D?
Yeah. Okay.
Normal brown. Yeah.
Okay. And then what, what's the offense?
39 counts of illegal possession.
What? Oh fuck.
I know! Can't be that good.
39 counts. Okay. So now I just got, I got an order.
If you go to the computer terminal all the way on the left where the A is,
I have an order for cooked tomato soup and you just click on the thing and you cook the tomato soup
Fuck is that so sometimes? Oh, it's the hands. Okay. Oh, yeah
The handle grab you
Tomato soup it
What's the number I put in they want it cooked
So you have to leave it to cook until it says cook and then you input the cell number which is 1282
Okay. Oh, got you. Okay. Oh shit. Okay. Good. It's going. It's going away. So the next person is
What the fuck Lender Kirk Sir Linder? It's L E A N
D E R
Okay, and the last name's Kirk like K. K. I R K. Yeah. Oh shit
How many how many oh?
shit
there's gonna be a computer console that has like a red light yeah choose the
one that says DQ09 what how old is the guy's crime one count of manslaughter
I know a slaughtering those men only slaughter one man no like oh got me lazy
wait it got you yeah oh god did you send out the cook tomato soup
I did it! Oh wait, but I'm back, I'm back!
Okay, but the tomato soup has to go to 12.82
Okay, does it not, like, kill me?
Uh, I think it just grabbed you
Okay
Wait, there's an order for a cooked meatloaf and raw meatloaf
Oh, who would we send it to?
Uh, the cooked one or the raw one?
Raw one
The raw one sends to 71.26
And then the cooked one to 41.33
Okay, um, okay the name. Oh, there's another name. Okay. Okay, Kylin. Okay, so KYLON
And then BOS E
Kylin bones, okay.
And 18 counts of extortion.
What the?
I know! Relax, Kylin!
Geez, Kylin, what the fuck?
A lot of our guys' name rhymes with nylon.
Um, okay, and then meet- what- which one goes to the cooked one again?
The 4133.
Okay, 4133.
We did it!
We survived!
We did it!
Fivors, we make that show like cry!
We are on Survivor!
Be ridiculous!
Let's walk in!
Shit!
Ah, love it.
I'm milking those titties.
Do you remember that conversation we had with Melody and she's talking about a milking table?
Oh yeah, the cock milking table.
I've been thinking about that every fucking day. I've been like, what the fuck?
Wait, you've been thinking about the cock milking table?
Yeah, because it's like, what kind of name is that?
What else would they be able to name it?
So wait, what is a cock milking table? Is it just a table where guys jack off?
It's a table where like a guy like put this cock through and like a woman or a man can like you jerk him off
Okay, so why would it be like a glory hole like a glory table?
I don't know. I don't know what wait. What is the difference between a cock looking table and a glory hole?
That's exactly what I say. Oh well the glory hole is like for like, you know, it's not for jerking off.
The glory hole is it?
No.
What is it? I was referring to blowjobs?
I guess. I guess like a stranger does it, and you're not supposed to know who it is.
Like a cock-nilting table like you're there and you know the person that's milking your cock, you know?
Can you see them?
I think you can, cause you're just like laying there.
Hmm. So a more exposed glory hole, but milking table-ass.
Oh, so we're meeting this guy's children today?
Gerald's?
Cock-Milky-Tibble's gonna check.
So we're meeting this guy's children today?
So we're meeting Gerald's children today?
You will not believe the conversation we had, kids.
Jesus Christ.
You're a grandfather.
Whoa.
He just wanted that cock-milky-milky table so bad.
I had to keep changing them because we kept getting too much on it.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Yep, this is the number one streamer on Twitch.
I'm just so curious about this job. It's like...
Well...
Stop the noses, you idiot.
Where's the big shit?
You're curious about the job?
I'm just wondering like what kind of job is this?
It's like five nights at Freddy's shit.
We know you're gonna die probably.
We're working for Freddy right now.
Every night the door opens because Freddy's gonna come and he's gonna touch her butt.
That's so, that's so into the pit lore that I need to know more about what you're saying.
Oh no it's Purple Guy!
I can't say, who the fuck is this?
I can sense you that.
Who's emailed this?
What email?
Oh!
The weird email about the guy.
I can sense you that.
You can sense me.
I have no name.
Yeah, so when will I go, friends?
No, I don't think so, random guy.
Wait, okay, so these new guys, Chains and Fume.
Yeah, so Chains and Fume, basically, let me see.
If you go back and go into the guidebook...
Is it the guidebook? No, it's not the guidebook. It's the database.
You can see...
Database.
Okay.
Stay up, stay up, stay up, stay up, stay up, stay up!
Oh yeah, you're right. You're right, girl.
As this change is down for me to leave, so basically,
the change is like, if you hear rattling chains coming,
we have to turn off all the lights,
because you'll come and your legs sniff around.
Ew, sexy. Let's go back.
Oh, let's get his smile. Let's get that more.
And then, the fumes one, fume basically
fucks with the pipe, so the pipe is going to bust,
And you have a pipe in your room with a valve, and if the pipe busts and the room starts filling up with gas, all you need to do is go to the pipe and turn off the gas.
Got you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you can save my life and your life.
Sexyyyyyyyy, yummy yummy yummy.
I'm gonna be a hero.
Oh, there's a difference between dangerous and distra- okay, so these ones here may be kill us.
Yeah.
So the disruptive is just like, oh, may I chuckle you, hee hee?
Yeah, like, hey, you little silly guy, what are you doing here?
And you can grab me through the fucking vents, thanks.
Oh hell yeah, okay, then I think I got it.
I'm ready to clock in when you are, baby. I'm getting my rounds in.
It's time.
It's time.
Let's go.
Let's get blackout dropped!
Yeah!
I'm getting fucking fucked up.
Oh, shit.
Oh, these prisoners get me so wasted.
I'm so in that control.
Yo yo yo yo!
What do you see?
Nothing yet.
Oh okay, wait, oh.
Tristan Islam.
Uh...
T-yeah, T-R-I-S-T-O-N.
T-O-N?
Yeah.
Okay, last name?
I-S-L-A-M.
Oh, got a pipe!
I need you to, uh, uh, uh, hit the red, the red valve.
The one on the...
On the pipe?
Okay.
Yeah.
OK.
Oh, thank god you saved my life.
Can you do a one-cooked floppy Joel behind Grammy?
But I'm fine.
You just had a kiss.
Oh my god, it looked like it was weird.
A little pee-pee going through it.
One-cooked floppy Joel to 83.79.
OK, 83.79.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK.
And do you need another count?
Yeah.
Okay, let me send it and turn off the light.
Okay, so you know the change guys here and I'm turning off the light.
I think he is the useful type of anti-busting.
How do I-
Yeah, put a find in.
What are his counts?
A nine counts of homicide?
Uh-huh.
A nine counts of murder.
Is that not the same fucking thing?
Homicide and murder.
I-I think like homicide is like accident-is it? Wait, I don't know.
Antwaters accidental.
Oh, so what the fuck?
I know, I wonder if like damn homicide.
Oh god.
Tell me about after you're off the light.
Damn, he's really lost, he's persistent.
He's just walking around.
Oh my god, he's gonna blame it on the bitch, he's gonna do it on me!
Can you do one burnt tomato soup?
Yes.
Oh, oh wait shit, what the fuck was that?
They wanted the art.
Damn, what the fuck?
Oh, another person came up too.
Um, his name is Tristan Raza, but it's like E-N.
Like T-R-I-S-T-E-N.
Tristan...
Is it Tristan with an E?
Yeah.
And then what's the last name?
R-A-Z-A.
Oh, okay, what's his...
what's his...
offense?
One count of fraud.
Pfft.
No!
Ha ha ha ha!
Who is he?
I had to...
I had to scare the shit out of me every time!
What point is there?
There is no point, it's just a fucking annoying.
Okay, did you send the burnt tomato soup?
It is still cooking?
Okay.
A little bit but it's nearly there, okay.
Somebody wants burnt meatloaf.
God damn it.
They love burnt shit today, don't they?
They just want to eat burnt shit.
They do.
Okay.
Oh, I hear the chains, should I...
Close.
Let me turn off the light.
Tell me when it's when one is done like rattling. I still hear him. I'm scared
I'm here for you. I'm frightened mouse. You're gonna be fine. It sounds like he's in the room. I'm so scared
Send the burnt tomato soup to 7704
7704 send and where's the potato or
It's a 5164.
It's 5168.
Okay, and then there's a new name as well.
Oh, it's done. Yeah, they just left. Okay.
Okay, what's the name?
A-R-I-N. That's a really weird way to tell Aaron.
What the hell?
Just one A?
Yeah, just one A.
And then the last name?
Trump. C-R-U-M-P.
Trump?
Let's get crumped.
We're getting crumped today. Okay, what's their offense?
Two counts of extortion.
I see. Two counts of extortion.
I hear the chains again! Saving the life!
Turn it off, Phillip!
And, um, there's Iverson talk-
Okay, we're done.
We did it!
We did it, bitch.
We did it!
Let's fucking go!
Yeah, we didn't even make a mistake.
Let's go, bro. We might have just make it.
We're like making day 10 already. We're so good at this.
Yeah, I think we're gonna make it to day 10. I have no doubt.
Have you ever made it to day 10?
No.
Well, now we clearly are symbotical here, so...
Yeah, definitely. This time. What a dream team.
Mm-hmm. Exactly.
What a question of a journey.
Are they adding a new guy?
Okay.
And his name is Husk.
Oh, I thought his name was Shin. Oh, it's Husk. Let's see.
Oh, shit.
Okay, I'll find you soon.
Have fun together.
How about go fuck yourself?
Oh, yeah, you're right.
So Hus is gonna be a guy that you see him like through the, you know, when like the
shutters like open.
There's like bars.
There's gonna be a guy back there.
And if you're looking at him, he can't move.
But if you don't look at him, he can go through the bars.
But with the levers you have you can shut the shutters and then you'll go away like immediately.
So I don't have a lever, but you do, so if I see the guy you gotta shut the door for him.
You gotta shut the shutters.
Also you see him in both.
There's the enemy.
So if I see him like, I'll be like, oh my god, can you shut shutter A?
Wait, oh what's that merchant? Okay, let's see. What is any of this for?
They're to help us with stuff. I think, like, I'm looking at... I bought the ventilation one for the pipe.
Okay, I'll get the...
Get whatever you think.
They say it would...
Make out of glom graph space once per night.
We got 60 credits.
This thing.
Damn delectable.
We're fucking rich.
I can't despite it.
Alright.
Woo!
Yeah!
Alright, should we clock the fuck in?
It's time to clock the fuck in.
We're locked the fuck in.
Let's go the fuck!
Yeah!
Beware, monsters.
You're messing with the three teams, fuck it!
Yeah, don't fuck with us.
We're fucked up, and we don't fuck around.
Yeah, we dealt, bitch!
At least, okay.
Woo!
So good.
Okay, name is Ezekiel Salter.
Fuck, what kind of name is that?
E-Z-E-Q?
What the fuck?
E-E-E-Q?
Okay, I got it.
Last name?
Uh, Salter S-A-L-T-E-R.
What is he wanted for?
He's 19 caps? Fuck, okay, got him.
Okay.
Sorry.
Don't burn it, don't burn it.
What, what?
What is, okay.
Are you at the red light?
Yes.
SKDZ.
Hey!
Yeah!
Okay, what is he wanted for?
Kidnapping.
Kidnappers.
Just one?
Yeah.
16.
Oh, I hear the lights.
I hear the chain man.
Turning off, turning off, turning off.
Tell me when you run.
Chain saw man at it again.
Chain saw man.
He's still there, mouse.
I'm so frightened.
Oh, can you can you can you close the the the the big people's thing the shutter to a
Oh a yes, okay. Sorry. Let me go to a
Okay, did it do it or or maybe me maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it's me. Did it do it?
Didn't close
Damn it. Maybe I called it longer. Oh, I hold it. Okay
Okay, do the other one
It's okay. It's okay.
Don't worry, Quinn. I got you.
Oh, also the chains are gone.
Thank you so much. He's gone.
Thank God. What a creep.
We're a fucking creep.
Oh, wait. There's two orders.
One for raw pumpkin soup and one for cooked tomato soup.
Dammit, I fucking hate this guy.
Okay, sorry. Raw and...
Yeah, so the raw one goes at 67.
Can you turn the raw for me?
What? Raw?
Uh, for, oh, is it only me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Oh, and then I, oh no, oh no.
Okay, and then, um, sorry, you said raw pumpkin soup?
Yeah, yeah, it's 6074.
60, whoop, 74?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, should I forget about the access request?
Okay, then there's cooked tomato soup.
Okay.
You're gonna see, there's like another computer where it says like, request access.
And you need to tell me what it says when you see it, like, the letters.
And I can tell you whether to accept it or deny it.
Oh god, can you pull the valve, please? The red valve?
Sure.
Oh, the red valve, oh yeah.
Thank you. Okay, there's a request from D.
What is it from? The number? The letters?
Uh, uh...
Which one?
Oh wait, oh! E to D.
E to D?
Yeah, I'll deny
Just press deny. Yeah, what's when is the cooked one again?
Yeah, it's it's a cooked tomato soup and it goes to 5339
Send baby and the person on screen. Oh god damn it. Yeah
is is
Tyson Bryant T. Why?
S.E.N.
Uh huh.
Brian, so B.R.Y.
A.N.T.
Okay.
Jesus Christ.
What are they doing to people?
Eleven counts of manslaughter
and one count of murder.
How the fuck do you do eleven counts?
Jesus.
Oh my God.
What the fuck were you doing, Tyson?
Shit.
Jesus, Tyson?
In thanks.
A bit much, really.
What the-
AHH!
I've volvaged.
Oh, there's another request.
Uh, for a- for like, the admitting request.
Can you tell me that-
You can tell me that-
You didn't- you know what?
Yes.
Deny.
Fuck you. Yeah, get him.
Fuck you, bitch.
There's also a request for a burnt meatloaf, but I don't know if you're gonna get to it on time,
because it's only like 30 seconds to the left.
Yeah.
I got another person, but I'm not sure if we're-
We can try to do-
Okay.
Riley, R-Y-L-E-Y?
Why?
C'mon, I got this game.
I remember working in it.
How are we so good? How are we so good?
There's an issue. I feel like the developers just had no idea that we existed.
They just didn't know that we were the best.
Easy. That's exactly it.
We only got one bomb, so we got one kind of thing, but that's good.
That's nothing.
That's nothing. That's nothing at all.
Shit.
Check your mail.
Genpop? What the fuck?
Oh, Genpop guy.
I hate that guy.
Um, so with Genpop,
basically,
uh,
he's gonna come.
Do you see you have like one door?
Yeah.
There's gonna be a red light at the top of the door.
If the light shines red,
You just need to go to the corner of the room where the door is and hide because he's going to run in and open the door and if he sees you he'll kill you but if he doesn't see you when he opens the door because you're hiding in the corner he'll just leave like really fast.
You just have to wait for him to like leave. So it's pretty easy.
Awesome.
I know.
This won't be it. We're going to live to get to day six.
Oh god! Oh we're never gonna make it!
We're gonna make it, I'm gonna clock it!
It's a shit mouse, it's a fucking shit!
We're gonna make it.
Pussie, are you prepared?
I'm prepared to clock in, baby. I'm ready to roll.
You're super prepared.
I'm like, this game might as well be made for me because I'm that prepared.
Were you born for this game?
Bruh.
I was made for this game.
Clocking in.
We got this. We got this. We got this. It's nothing. We'll be fine. It's good. We're good.
Oh wait. Nothing yet. Nothing yet. Oh, okay. Name is Haven, H-A-V-E-N. H-A-V-E-N, uh huh.
And, Chef... S-8, uh, the last name is... I can't pronounce it.
S-H-A...
I-K-H.
What? What are they in prison for?
One count of manslaughter?
Uh-huh.
Twenty-nine counts of illegal possession.
Wait, hold on, I saw it.
He got me. I didn't hide well enough.
No! It's a family to know!
My... Here's the issue. If I die, you have to keep blowing.
Shit!
Well, you just...
How do I turn off the lights, bro?
I can't turn off the lights for real, so we're...
You're gonna die.
Shit.
I don't know how to tell you this, but you're going to die.
No!
Shit, I don't like...
No, he's gonna get me.
Oh, shit.
See, he comes out, and then he leaves.
Then this guy comes.
I fucked up.
And?
Yep.
Okay, let's do it.
It's very forgiving.
It that I'll say just a guaranteed that the other ones gonna die because there's just like no way
No way. It's either teamwork or fuck you if teamwork doesn't work out then we're fucked beyond 100 100
I'm just gonna keep it straight 100
Clocked in baby. I'm right
fucking right
We're gonna bitch.
We're getting this. We're gonna eat the fuck out of them.
It's gonna be devour us!
We're gonna devour the fuck out of them.
You think people put you on when they want to sleep?
Me?
Yeah.
I don't know, maybe. I think so.
I'm sure maybe some people did.
Oh, okay. Name.
Name?
Amaru?
So, AMA, are you? Like Reddit, but are you?
I'm kidding. AMA, are you?
and um, Burton? Like Tim Burton?
Hold on, I gotta hide, hold on.
Okay. Hi baby girl.
Hang on son.
Okay, what is their fed?
Six counts of murder!
And the oomphie degree!
Okay, somebody ordered a raw tomato soup.
Disgusting.
Absolutely trash.
Okay, what's the number?
One, three, five, three.
Woo!
Okay.
Oh, I hear the chain man.
I'm turning right.
Chainsaw man's coming.
Chainsaw man, you get away from her!
Six, six!
Six, I go past.
Oh, shit.
Oh, the valve.
Val's at it again.
Are they gone?
No.
Okay.
Somebody wants a burnt sloppy jill.
Okay.
Also, can you tell me the people trying to get out of this or something?
B.A.? Oh wait, also the- Okay, what's the number? Oh, what? Did I go?
For the red lights or the lights again?
60L8.
That should be B.A.
B to A?
Yeah.
Allow.
Got you. Okay.
Can you shut the B door please?
Yes ma'am.
Oh wait.
Oh wait, you can open it now.
Okay.
And you said they wanted a Burt Sloppy Joe.
Yeah.
Got you.
And the name, I'll tell you the new, uh-uh-uh, here's something.
Something smells like it's peeing.
Oh, it's cooking, okay.
Um,
So the name on it is called
Ty-Leen-Nana.
So Ty-R-T-Y-L-E-A-N.
Oh no, tell,
L-E-N.
Okay.
Oh wait, I have to turn off the lights.
Good turn, Muffy.
I'm going to save it for me.
Wait, what's the last name?
Uh, nana, so N-A-N-A.
What is their offense?
Eight counts of arson.
Arson?
Disgusting.
Absolutely disgusting.
That's like a poor person crime.
What?
I'm kidding.
What?
I'm kidding, that makes no fucking sense.
Okay, now that the order of burnt sloppy joe there's also a burnt tomato soup, okay burnt tomato soup
The burnt sloppy joe is going to 45 96
45 oh
I did it 45 96 you said yes. Oh, I got another thing on here. It says um B to C
Allow it
Okay, okay, now they had burnt tomato soup in a raw sloppy joe
Okay, where do they want that Joe?
I have truck lights.
Where?
The sloppy Joe is going to 1756.
And the burnt tomato soup?
Uh, 8471.
80?
Yeah.
Seven?
What?
We're so good at this.
Oh, I got a name as well.
Okay.
What's the name?
Oh, fuck.
Esteban, so E-S-T-E.
S-T-B-A-N-B-A-N?
Yeah, S-T-B-A-N.
Oh, let me tell you then.
I'm sorry, I can't scream so easily. I'm sorry.
S-T-B-N-T-3-Q.
Got you.
Okay.
And, uh, what's the last name?
Uh, D-S-L-E-A-S-L-E-Y.
E.Y.
Okay, what are they...
What...
What...
What is their crime?
One count of stalking, one count of homicide.
Oh, my...
Oh, lord!
You!
It's fucking disgusting!
Yeah!
That ain't fucking shit.
Ain't shit, bitch.
They just ain't.
Ain't shit.
Where's the shit?
Where's shit all over the place?
Where is it?
We literally ate it, digested it, and shit happened.
Ha ha ha!
Alright, that's it.
Um, okay, I don't- Happy and snag.
Dude, I hated my fuckin' nickname with snag.
Pfft!
I'm a snag!
I have snag in my sweater!
Okay, did you-
So, happy?
No, no, no, no.
Happy- I'm- I'm gonna warn you from now on.
Happy is just a guy that comes in with a happy- with a smiley face.
Like, he's smiling, and he just follows you around and creeps you the fuck out.
He doesn't do anything. He just watches you and follows you around.
In a way, I'll take it, rather than the fucking guy who's just putting his long ass arms to the vent, but, you know...
And then, Snag, uh, he sets traps on the floor that you have to disarm. Like, you have to disable them, if not, like, if you step on them, you get hurt.
What a bitch.
Guy's a little bitch-ass baby.
Did you literally just put it in when we're not looking and then just like watch from afar like kitty?
We're a little pesty
Like maybe with your fist itch. I could do um
We could we could buy a few things so I'm thinking maybe
We could buy the trap detector. There's a trap detector that like makes a noise if a trap is there
There'll be a sound so you know that there's a trap like being put
Yeah, it sounds like a good time- Oh! Night vision!
Sexy. Sexy. We got this.
We're kind of amazing. We're kind of amazing and we're kind of fucking gamers.
Um, wow, somebody had to say it.
You know, somebody did have to say it and I cropped in tail.
Let's- You're the first one getting my stamp mouse as well.
We're each other's firsts.
Oh my god!
Yeah!
First and sound, first and sound.
Let's fucking go.
No, nothing yet.
Okay, the name is...
K-Y-R-I-N.
Tyron?
Wait, K-I-N.
K-Y.
I'm like, yes.
K-Y?
Yeah, R-I-N.
R-I-N?
Yes.
Yes.
OK, last name?
G-A-M-A-L, Gamal.
And nothing's happened yet.
It's good.
It's concerning.
OK, what do they want to work?
10 counts of illegal possession.
And six counts of murder.
Holy shit.
I know what a bad boy.
OK, what's the number?
Or no?
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
OK, what is the number?
It's I-22-I.
Sexy.
Uh, I got a new name?
Okay, what's the name? Wait! Oh, there's an order of food.
Uh, a burnt sloppy joe.
Okay.
And the, uh, name is Truet, so...
I heard a...
I heard a...
a ding?
Oh, you heard a ding?
Yeah.
That means there's probably a trap on the ground.
Fucking where?
You'll see it. It looks like a little landmine.
Okay. Uh, does that have a screw-it? Oh, and this has a thing on the board, by the way.
Oh, can you...
J.I.?
Can you...get the pipe?
Oh, sure.
Yeah.
And J.I.
J what?
J.I.?
Oh, god. Wait.
Oh, okay.
She's all nice-loving.
Damn! Fuckin' slut. It's really my eyes.
Where does all what's the name with the last name?
Uh, cruise? Like, Terry Cruise?
Oh, crew. Yeah, like C-R-E-W-S.
What's their, um...
Uh, six counts of extortion?
And 13 counts of manslaughter.
Oh my god. I know.
And what's the number for Sloppy Joe and every
We've got that.
Wait, it's...
The burn solving show is 2865.
2865?
Yeah.
And then there's an order of cooked meatloaf and burnt pumpkin soup.
Okay.
Oop.
No.
This motherfucker keeps coming back.
So what's the number of sure?
It's H to G?
Oh, H to G, um...
And where does the cooked meatloaf go?
The cooked meatloaf goes to $41.28.
Uh oh.
What was that?
Uh, I probably got sent to the wrong one.
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
All right.
Oh fuck.
All right.
What's the...
Oh yeah.
Uh, Y-I-N-C.
Here we go.
Hell yeah.
All right.
And the...
Oh shit, I gotta hide.
Fucker can't find me.
Ha ha bitch.
All right.
Um, stupid ass.
Find me, ha ha bitch.
Alright, um...
Stupid ass, get a look for a photo vision, what?
Oh, what's a burnt pumpkin soup?
3740.
3740, oh.
And, um...
Is it...
Uh, and the number is...
Uh, see...
Fuck it, C to D, C to B.
No, deny it.
Deny it, bitch.
And there's a new name.
Okay, there's another order for burnt meatloaf.
Okay, okay, and the name of it j o n
John
fits fee F F E F I T Z
What is it F I T Z? Yeah
Patrick Fitzpatrick
What are we really wonderful one count of assault?
Uh-huh and one count of arson and should I let Jay and be in yes I
Hear the chain saw man
He cannot take no for an answer
You have an order you have a order cook pumpkin soup
Okay, and where should I spend the set burnt leave loaf it the
Burnt me loaf is 90 106. This is actually like disgraceful. How good we are?
like it's a sin what the fuck we're on seven I know it's gonna it's gonna get
crazy I'm scared already I'm not gonna lie to you I'm frightened this will be
the day where it'd be like hey I'm gonna be sending this is the one that made
me stop well this one is a bit difficult because basically it's the monster
like assimilates into the paintings in your walls and can get you.
Yum. Love that.
So you need to look at the paintings in your room and remember them and if they look different,
uh, I think, what is it that you have to do? You have to like, get them out of the painting.
Do I just burn him alive or?
You have to just like, interact with the paintings so that he leaves.
Okay. Got you. Got you, babe.
You gotta like, remember what they all look like.
Okay.
And the second they look different, you're like,
OOP!
You son of a bitch!
I see you, fucker!
Get outta here!
Get the fuck outta here!
What kind of fucking painting, by the way,
is them, like, somebody putting their hands on, like,
a fence like that?
Like, who puts that in a prison?
Stupid arse artwork.
What kind of a material design?
Okay.
Alright, I'mma clock in.
I-I don't give a shit, I don't-
She doesn't have a cheat, she doesn't have a fuck.
I'm literally a god.
Let me see.
Uh, I'm thinking about...
maybe...
buying something?
Okay, yeah. I'm down.
Ooh, what the fuck was that?
Oh, okay.
Hell yeah, bitch!
It's a painting thing, dude.
It, like, makes the paintings appear faster if he's gonna be in it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck that guy.
Fuck him, we got him.
C'mon, get in this!
I just can't think about that bullet fucker coming in here!
The creepy one?
Yeah, he was in here the whole time!
Really?!
Yeah.
He'll stay with you the whole time.
Gotta crush.
Okay.
Yeah, he's like so obsessed with me.
Oh, name.
Um, Aspen, so A-S-P-E-N.
Okay.
And A-L-L-A-N.
Whoa, what the-
Okay, yeah.
How am I not used to that?
Um, what's the big give-out on me?
The code is X-O-F-W.
What is he wanted for?
Uh, six counts of stalking and one count of kidnapping.
Geez.
I know, sick. Disgusting level.
You have an order for a burnt sloppy joke.
Oh, there's this guy who just came in. Um, what the fuck is he?
Is it the Smiling Knight?
No, I looked at him and then he disappeared.
He disappeared?
Yeah, even in my room.
Uh, um, uh, Jigs...
Oh, look, oh.
Okay, you did the mic for me?
Sure, H-T-G.
Should I let him in?
Um, who was that guy?
Yeah, he came in and he wasn't smiling at me.
Oh.
What the fuck was that?
Um, also, I got another name and you said a burnt sloppy joke?
Oh my God, I see him! What the fuck?
Yeah, what the fuck is that?
Oh, here's something like pissy- oh, it's cooking.
Um, and the name is Vreel?
Oh, I hear whispering, what the fuck?
Did you send in the Sloppy Journal?
Yeah, it's cooking.
Oh, whoa, what the fuck?
Oh, I just spelled it, okay. Um, and I got another name, too.
Okay, what's the name?
I can't tell if it's you or- it's you.
You are IEL. You're real?
Oh, should I let C and B end?
Let me check.
No.
Okay.
What's that?
C to NB.
You got a burnt sloppy joiner cooking meal.
Wait, what?
Why the fuck did it not?
Oh, why QJ7?
Oh.
Why QJ7?
Why is it not working?
What the fuck?
What the heck?
Is it because of the capra?
Why is it not working? What the fuck?
What the heck? Is it because of the capital?
Uh, what's the next one?
Q-G-U-F?
Q-G-U-F.
Yay!
Okay.
The burn slapping gel is the 7437.
Guys, sorry! Sorry! I'm sorry!
I just turned around and it was like 73-7437?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, then there's cooked meatloaf and raw meatloaf that you need to send.
Okay, oh he's coming, that guy's coming in.
Oh, I don't know if he likes it.
Okay.
Bro, I don't like this guy.
74...
37.
And uh, oh should I let in F to E?
Bro, get the fuck away.
Oh yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh, and what's the need?
Oh!
Oh, I blew up.
Me too.
Too many mistakes.
Did we? Is that really why?
Yeah.
Shit, that might have been my bad.
That was nothing. That was nothing. Everybody does that.
I think we're doing pretty good though.
We are. We are. We're doing good.
Yeah, I did not like that smiley guy. That scared the shit out of me.
I literally was like turning around and he was right behind me.
I told you, he's just like a creepy guy that just like stands behind you.
He's just like looking at you the whole time.
And he follows you around the whole room.
The problem with him is that like he gets in your way and he doesn't move.
Yeah.
So it's like if you have to like walk around him and like you're in a narrow space you're kinda like full.
Fuck.
You wanna try again?
Yeah bitch, you know what I do.
A few.
You want to?
I feel it, we can get to Tachan.
I think we can, I think we can.
I believe.
I know we can.
What's nice is that I think we, I think we stole like, I don't know, they're very forgiving so like we set the problem.
It refits the difficulty, that's what I mean.
Oh, it makes it easier.
Oh, I got the painting guy?
Uh, and basically, like, you hear the painting, like, coming.
Yeah, it's not just like, oh, surprise, there's a fucking new painting there.
Yeah, it's like a deformed face.
I'm clocked in, but I'm ready to roll.
I'm locked in.
Let's fucking go.
Ready? Okay. Um, name is Ken?
Ken?
Yeah, K-E-N?
Uh-huh.
Daniels. E-A-N-I-E-L.
Uh, it's M-Y-1-I.
Wait, you have an order of burnt meatloaf.
Okay.
Okay. So, Dan?
Daniels of the S?
No, just one. Just Daniel.
Daniel.
Okay, what are they, what's their crime?
Four counts of fraud and two counts of extortion.
Babe you sound like just like a cat right there.
I was like oh something in the room.
Shit's going pretty well so far.
Oh new name.
Phyllian? So S-I-C-I-I don't know.
What the fuck is this guy?
Oh, can you tell me who's trying to do access like?
Yeah it is G-H.
T to H? Uh, yes, let them through.
You got an order for the burnt meatloaf and I have a burnt tomato soup.
Oh, can you turn the lights off please?
Yeah!
Turn it off for me, baby. Thanks.
This fucking guy is right there. I'm looking at him and he won't go away.
He's fucking going!
Oh, God!
Is he gone?
No, he's still there.
I think I can hear the painting guy, too.
Oh, no, you gotta click on the painting.
Can you turn on the lights again please?
I'm sorry sir, I'm sorry ma'am.
Why is this guy still fucking here?
Who is it?
I don't know, it's just some guy, anytime I move.
Oh, he left.
Okay, um...
Okay, sorry.
I'm sorry ma'am.
I'm so sorry.
What about the access thing?
Oh yeah, DNA.
A letterman.
Okay, and the name.
And you said I needed to do...
Oh yeah, a burnt sloppy joe for who?
Burnt meatloaf?
Burnt Tomato Soup and Burnt Pumpkin Soup
Okay, which one's the Burnt Meat Lofican?
51.78
And Burnt Pumpkin Stew and Burnt, uh, fucking, what else?
Tomato and Pumpkin?
Oh, oh, oh, okay, you can do the vow for me.
And it?
Ah!
I'm breathing, baby, breathing!
Shall we tube it in the name? Get a little sassy?
Um, yeah!
Okay.
Cillian.
C-I-A-N.
Oh, I-I see, motherfucker. I see that painting, bitch.
Um...
And also, should I let in J and... to B?
No.
AAH! Oh, God.
Smiley guy's here and he's staring at shit over me.
Fucking freak.
And where should I send the suit? Uh, burnt tomato soup?
Burnt tomato soup needs to go to 72.16.
The pumpkin.
All right, do we want to check this out?
Okay, you all goobin'.
Okay, the pumpkin needs to be sent to, uh, 86.20.
Sent. All right.
Yeah, what's the last name of the lion?
Chew. Like, C-H-E-W.
Oh, okay. And what did they do?
Two counts of conspiracy, one count of assault,
and one count of kidnapping.
Okay.
D to A.
D to A.
No.
Don't let him in.
Okay.
Okay, you have an order of burnt meatloaf.
Burnt meatloaf.
Okay.
Do you...
Okay, there's a new name.
Okay.
A-K-S-E-L.
Axl.
B-P.
Um, Lewis.
So, L-O-U-I-S.
Okay.
What do you he's wanted 11 counts of homicide and one count of kidnapping
My god, I know a big man. I'll say
Painting oh wait piquing piquing oh
Shit, there's a guy at the fucking thing should I like I should probably like go
The door yeah
Yeah, I closed the shutter all the way down on the guy's uh, the thing.
Okay.
Oh, he pushed the guy's foot again.
Yeah, baby.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And he died.
All right.
And oh, did, uh, Ida J?
I kinda died.
Wait, we did?
Died right at the last second.
Let's fucking go!
Shit, that's crazy!
He waited, he waited, bro.
I can't believe that shit.
I literally was dying just as the day ended.
I don't think I'll fuck. I died.
Oh shit, time to clock out, cause I'll leave you be then.
God gamers.
Okay, let's see.
Wuh.
The game is done, done, done, done, done.
Oh ahhh!
Diamond.
Diamond!
Batman.
Batman.
Batman.
Batman.
Matt Damon.
Shit, I'd be scared of him too. Fuck, I'm frightened.
Um, okay, let me see what I'm gonna buy. Hold on.
Okay, going to buy today.
I'm gonna run the butt. Okay, let's go. Yeah, what should we get?
Uh, maybe the shutter doors, I don't know.
Are there shutter doors or sabotage lights?
But the alarm sound's good too.
Yeah!
I'll get the alarm.
Get it, baby.
Wait, baby.
Treat yourself.
Yeah.
Treat myself to an alarm extension.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
That's the way, baby.
Hold on.
Let me look at my fucking email.
What the-
Oh, it's so popular.
Oh my God.
There's just way too many.
Oh, shit.
I accidentally switched roles, but I don't want that.
I felt confident in my role.
I'm going to go back.
Oh, we're going to go back?
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't even know you can do that. That's crazy.
Let me see. Hopefully...
Oh, there's another monster.
His name is Damon.
Damon allows to bring death and destruction. They summon in the office.
The Damon banishing program displays on a screen in the office.
Look around. The office are symbols that will match with symbols on the screen.
What the fuck?
That's the hardest shit!
I think, I think that's just from, I don't know, in the office. Is this the office?
I've got a guess, like, I'm guessing you and I probably, these get a probably quite a symbol on one of our things, and we're gonna have to probably...
Oh, okay, so he appears in my room, but the symbols can appear in both of our rooms.
Okay.
Oh my God, that's tough.
That is tough, I'm scared.
Maybe he won't show up, maybe he'll be okay.
Maybe I'm gonna quit. I gotta go.
No, we're getting a 10, Mouse. We're not- We're not-
Give her uppers.
Yeah, we're not give her uppers.
There's no way we can fail.
Beaters!
Chimp, come on.
I'm gonna fucking go.
God damn it. This motherfucker appears.
My 13th reason. Let's fucking go.
Sexalitio so.
Sexalitio so.
Um, yes, the name is...what the f***, Shara...okay, S-H-A?
S-H-A, the A?
A, yeah, A like ass.
The A like ass?
Yes, and um, U-R-Y-A.
Oh, Sharia.
Yes.
Last name?
R-A-G-J-U.
R-A, what?
J, like Justin, U.
Oh god. He's coming in! He's coming in!
What's up? The crumple is like a nose in a cup.
Oh, the demon guy is in here. The demon guy is in here.
The demon guy is in here. There's symbol E.
I don't know where on the computer I'm supposed to manage him.
Is it your computer?
Yeah, I'm doing it.
It's like an E symbol.
Yeah, I got an I and then like, where's the other one? An E symbol you said?
E?
Looks like an E.
I-
I did it, but is it not enough?
Uhh, roll me.
He's still here.
Okay.
Is there another thing?
Oh wait, oh!
No, I got it.
E?
Okay, there we go.
Oh, he's gone!
What the fuck?
No, stay!
Oh, should I let an F-
Fuck you, bitch!
Okay, F and E.
Uh, yes, yes, yes, let him in, let him in.
Gotcha, baby.
Alright.
Hey-
And Raju?
Oh, sorry.
The name?
Okay.
Uh...
And Roger.
I said no it's just Roger, like R-A-J-U.
The lights is...
R-I-T-K.
Gotcha baby. Alright.
Okay, and what did they do?
Two counts of assault.
Uh huh.
And five counts of conspiracy.
Can you close this thing for me this time?
AHH!
Yeah, which one?
Oh shit.
Shit no!
It just wants to be our best friend, you know?
Just, you know, just chill and hang out and...
Such kissable lips, why not?
Hope that, you know, hopefully nothing bad comes around.
Maybe we'll get lucky.
Oh my God, it's a good mistake!
It's a small mistake. We can do it.
It was just a tiny mistake.
That was nothing.
There's nothing.
I'm going to go take one pee real quick. I'll be right back.
Oh my God, okay. I'll pee too.
Let's go, pee girls!
girls we're gonna pee together yeah damn it
I also got the beer because mommy's feeling good and how could I not what
I'm streaming with the Bay also hi questionable hero hello thank you for
coming father I came to my power and I glory forever and ever the mouse thank
you midnight yeah this game is actually really fun guys it's actually
really fun. If you haven't played this I really am so I'm like locked in I'm like
I'm gonna get it and you get it you're like oh or maybe it's just as fun
because I'm with mouse who knows. Kind of a vibe kind of a fucking great if you
had to ask. I don't know how to stop sweating on my model. It's gonna keep
sweating just ran a mile guys and can shoot it dude how do I turn off my sweat
I did say it feels so good to get the first stamp and to have it with Miles
actually the first time me and mouse have done a stream just us two and lord
nose it's been a long time coming when I brought it up I felt really fucking bad
because Michi said it she's the one she's like oh we should play this I'm like
okay and I'm like oh fuck those you're right that's right you're right me the
first hot ones was mean mouse I'm a liar shit I'm like damn hope that's okay I
I don't know. Shit. I'm a cheater. I'm a whore. I'm sorry. I love you, Michi. Michi Mochi. Are you listening to me? Michi Mochi!
Do you hear? This pass is Michi. Ah, how's the rest go? Forgive us, not for our trust...
For our... Shit, how does it... how does it go again? It's been a long time. Forgive us, not for our trust passes, but for our...
Why stop sweating? Hold on, let me, let me... I'm gonna look it up, I'm gonna stop.
Look at it, make my motto stop sweating.
Oh god, I have like, awww, I think I got messa-
God damn it, I knew it!
I was like, ooh, I just got, I got a bunch of messages.
Discord and I just stopped smoking beechee and I'm too scared to click it.
Shit. Thank you, hairy hose.
Na-nee-mo-da-da-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Okay, I'm back. Pretty mean of me. I'm sorry. I didn't-
I love you, Michimochi V2! I love you!
I gotta go to the rest of the room while I can. I gotta apologize.
Transcendent. Stamp also will count.
Really intimate. Like, that was a lot of sexual tension in that.
I'll admit it. Like, somebody- it was gonna be pointed out.
Oh my god. Oh, I'm crying.
I love you, Michimochi. I love your mochi.
You know what? You know what? You know I want to. To be fair, I'll say it as well.
Herbie showed me a number especially. Like I really, anytime, oh my god, I cannot stop buying merch from every fucking girl.
My house is like, filled with it. And to be fair, I really do think they probably would just give it to me if I really asked.
asked but I started playing I felt bad because of my initially like oh I hope it's okay like
you know I'm the one who kind of say you know but um call me she what oh I feel I
got might have to call me she I feel kind of bad you have to call me she make
different no I don't know because like she's the one she's like like she's
told me she's like oh let's play death by unison and then not feel good bad
But no, no, like, no, she's-
What's so bad?
You- you wanna call her?
It's okay.
I'm not- I'll call you back.
I'm gonna call her back.
I'm gonna go call a guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead.
I'm gonna- I'm gonna write that.
It's fine.
Don't ever feel bad with me.
Oh, baby, look!
I don't care.
Do a three-way, do a three-way call.
I was- I was gonna say,
We'll do a what?
Excuse me?
We'll do a three-way.
You guys are so silly.
You guys are so silly.
You guys are so silly.
How do the stamps work? So basically, to do the stamp rally, we have to collab with a member of Yishoujo and it has to be a one-on-one collab.
And then we get a stamp when we do our one-on-one collab. So, since I play with Hime, I get a stamp!
Now I need to just make a fucking emote of the stamp.
What the fuck? Yeah, we gotta collab. We gotta collect stamps. I got one stamp.
Oh my god, what a crazy few days, isn't it, bros?
Crazy few days, isn't it, bros?
It's been a wild ride.
Yeah, it's been a very wild ride.
Is your first sobaton?
Well, welcome.
I'm so glad.
I'm glad you're having a great time.
And this is the third sobaton I've done.
It's fun.
I love doing it.
It's fun.
streaming in general you know yeah Hennia's not participating because she's
still really sick and we're not uh I don't know when she's coming back I'm
glad you can be here too thank you guys so much for being here I appreciate it
oh started the game there's so much more fun stuff to do and now I'm excited
cuz I want to play the Silent Hill game I I've never played it so it'll be
my first time there's many firsts many firsts for me many firsts are
Sorry for Envy Shojo Super...
You know what?
I cannot discuss what members I would like to see Envy Shojo, because that's not...
That's not good.
It's not good, because everybody deserves a chance to be in.
And it's not my shojo, it's Vee shojo.
Is that a leak?
That's not a fuckin' leak.
I think Gigo should be Envy Shojo.
All my lovely, beautiful, talented friends in Vee Shojo.
Everyone!
Everyone, even you!
You're Envy Shojo!
Not you.
No, I'm scared.
How's that one guy doing, Curl?
That reminds me, I need to ask him...
I need to...
Hold on, Curl.
Curl.
Bro, Stamp, Rally, when do you want to play a game?
The little man of the show, Joe.
Did you know who's in the leads for stamps?
Is it Zen?
Pfft.
I know that me...
Wait, Zen didn't stream today.
She doesn't stream on Wednesdays.
So it's me and he may because we both collab with each other just now!
Ten will collab, three or four. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, she can't!
Because it's only for a one-on-one collab!
There's rules, there's rules! Hold on, let me get, let me get the official rules!
Let me get the official rules, hold on, I'm getting the official...
Collabs must be live streamed for at least two hours!
Only one-on-one collabs will earn a stamp! Only one collab per day!
Holy shit, so I had to be... Oh shit, are you calling me?
No, honestly, I was just saying before I very rudely hung up.
You did not rudely hang up.
Oh my god, that I'm having a lot of fun, so.
I don't want to stop. I don't want to stop as long as you don't want to stop.
We don't have to stop. We can keep going.
Bro, it'd be a sin to be fair. This is literally written in the cards. This is like...
That's true.
Sure.
Las Viva Vierda.
I don't know.
What does that even mean?
OK, I don't even know.
I don't mean nothing.
I mean, it means nothing if you don't talk to the fuck.
Let's go.
What level is this?
Number eight?
Oh, eight.
What?
Day eight.
Yeah, we're on day eight.
Hell yeah.
We're on day eight, and we're doing great, I think.
We're day eight, that's cool.
We may have died, but it's going to be fine.
That doesn't count.
It doesn't count. It doesn't count on us.
Everybody gets one. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It doesn't count.
Somebody could never change a gene.
You know what? I just might because you said that.
No, don't change, please!
I'm changing. I'm changing!
What is she changing? No!
I'm going in my chrysalis!
She's going into a chrysalis instead of becoming a beautiful sexy butterfly.
When you see butterflies, do you think sexy, or do you think, whoa?
A butterfly can be sexy. It could be a sexy butterfly woman.
Do you think? Oh, what about, okay, just butterflies in general?
I don't think insects are sexy.
That's a good answer.
But I'm sure there's some people that do find them sexy.
There's people that find sent to be sexy, so.
What?
Yeah. Yeah, it's a whole thing.
What?
What? What's the, um, uh, grasshoppers?
I'm sorry. Wait, there's a centipede fetish in Japan?
I need to know more about it.
Wait, please. There's more than that!
Well, I know, but I've never heard of a centipede fetish.
And they, like, kinda make it, like, obviously, like, kind of like human-ish, but not really.
Like, they make it, like, it's still a centipede, and there's no way you don't see a centipede.
but they add like, boobs to it.
They add tits to a centipede?
Oh, and a cooch, of course, like three of them just...
What?
Wait a minute!
Oh, okay, so it's like a humanoid centipede.
Yes, but all the humanoid parts are kind of like, a little bit like the face, but most like the tits and the cooch, but it's still very obviously a centipede.
I thought you were going to tell me there's people that love having centipedes that crawl on them and like...
Well, that's like the given.
Oh my god.
Yeah, have you seen Japanese centipedes as well? They're massive here and they bite, but some people really like that.
No, what the f- wait, Japanese centipedes.
They're big.
Oh my god!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Oh God, I can't even look at it.
No, if I saw that in my house, I'd probably burn the house down.
Oh Jesus, it's so big! Oh God! Ew!
Oh God, that like literally made me like, ugh.
Bro, imagine that in America.
A set of these in general are disgusting and then you see that.
It's like a small dog.
It might as well, they're massive.
It's like a gerbil size, the size of like a hamster.
like even bigger than a hamster!
Yeah, it is! And then you know, Japan also has Hunts and Spiders.
I don't know.
No!
Yeah.
I don't know. Man, they gotta be... I live in a city, so thank god I don't...
Not much of this, but enough to know that exists frightens me.
I'm just shocked that people have a centipede face.
There's literally like...
There's centipede porn.
Oh yeah, I can link you. No?
No!
Listen, I know that there's like a bug thing going on over there and people like bugs because I've seen the bug thing.
Yeah.
But I didn't know that it goes that deep.
The one thing that I was like, yeah, it does. It goes very deeply. I don't think it can go into really any hentai store and not walk and see one of them.
I don't understand. Like, what is it about bugs? Like, specifically like the bugs and like the egg laying and stuff? I don't understand. I don't get it.
I don't you're I feel like I could see that as often like reference is like this slime they
secret and like
Kind of like the crawling all over you like touching all these people
I think are like not you say like human contact so they just kind of do it with insects. I really don't know
We got a conversation. Oh
My god
Don't like it. It's just it's just
I'm sure there's people that'll watch you right now that don't have never heard of any of this shit before in their life.
For the best.
For the best.
And it's like you don't even want to fucking know.
You don't want to know.
No.
I've read plenty and I will say none of them like are exactly what you think I'll tell you because, I don't know, that's, oh god.
I definitely sound like I'm one of, you're curious but it's like when you see it you're like hmm, well I really wish I didn't know that.
It's just it's just one of those things where it's like if you if you're like involved in like anime
You're gonna get exposed to hentai eventually and even if you aren't there
There's gonna be a time when you are exposed to it
But then like there's this subset of like hentai where it's just like what the fuck is going on there
What's happening? And who is it for?
Yeah, that's exactly what it feels like every time
Um, I, I just...
There's kinks out there that I'm like, okay, I get it, I can psychologically go.
There's others that I'm like, what went wrong with you?
What's happening with you?
You born like that?
Like, oh my god!
It's just, it's just so, like, strange to me.
Like, I just, I, I don't know.
I, I try to be accepting and open-minded and try not to, like, just, like...
It's like, okay, you know, people have different preferences, but to me it's just like,
What do you get? I think the best person to ask is Melody because she understands everything and she knows everything.
Yeah, I actually am curious to ask Melody because Melody's definitely seen, I think, everything.
She's seen everything.
Yeah, she's a connoisseur. Like, you're preaching to the choir. I've only, like, I've seen it and then I'm like, I don't really get it.
So I want to know. I think Melody would be a good ask of the future to do.
Mel knows everything and she knows everything and the exact reason why it is a thing.
She could be, like, a professor.
Yeah, cause she was explaining to me why people like feet.
Yeah, is it something like what the brain thing that they're born with?
Well, she said that it was like...
It is something with the brain, but it's like a foot is like...
It has to do with the shape of the feet and a lot of different reasons.
It's like a specific brain reason why people are just gravitated to feet.
And it's just so strange to me to think.
Oh my god. Yeah, that is really weird to think considering it's like why specifically this type of flight
Or these types of anything but feet. It's true. So many of my child's a feet feels very mild. It's true
It's he is like the most like normal thing. Yeah, cuz I feel like everything
It's just one of it's such like a normal fetish that people have but it's like they didn't do it
Get into the fucking
insects
I want that for free to to the choir mouse. I have no idea why I
Just don't I just I just don't never understand and then
Melody told me stuff about like the bug thing and I'm just like why I
Would you want those sensations? I?
Exactly the feeling of small legs. Oh, I would you ever want those sensations? Why would you?
How would you want that? I don't I just don't get it. Oh
Oh, repo site, thank you for the five subs, thank you!
But yeah, I don't, back to the, back to insects, repo site, thank you.
But yeah, I don't get it either, I mean, because you know what I'm feeling when you wake up in the middle of the night and you can feel something on your arms, it's like, oh my god.
Yeah, and then I realize it's my hair, and I'm like, whew, it's not a fucking bug.
Exactly, imagine like, 10 million of that.
BLEEEEH!
Oh god, that's what happened to me when I was watching the, the Fate series for some reason, they have a thing with like, fucking bugs.
Oh, yep.
Yep.
Every fucking time, the fucking whatever the fuck those things are called I think those are centipedes. Are they centipedes?
I just pressed forms. That's what they're called. Yeah. Oh
Yeah, the thing with the girl and I'm just like
Oh my god, I think it's only human. I think if anybody didn't feel like that. It's more weird. Oh
That the whole family's fucked up, bro. Yeah
They definitely are
Fucked up weirdo fucking mom family!
I wonder if when they, the main character, I forgot to speak a name, and like her have like sex?
Like, was it like, oh that's not what I thought I'd feel like.
Oh god.
Oh yeah that's right, because doesn't she, doesn't she fuck him?
Yeah, there's one route.
Yeah.
Oh my god, it's been so long.
Since I've been-
Emilia.
Yeah.
Emilia.
Emilia.
Emilia, I'll have that Rince best girl, so I don't really, I don't fuck with that thought from-
I love Rince, he is best girl!
He is best girl, let's be honest here.
Anybody who said otherwise just, oh my god.
I can't imagine.
I just don't, like, she's just...
I don't know if it's because of, like,
the roots that I've, like,
that I've seen or, like, maybe, like, in...
She just comes off, like,
Sakura just comes off so, like...
Is that her name?
I forgot her name.
Yeah, uh, her name's Sakura. Yeah, it is Sakura.
I always forget her friggin' name because she's just...
I really hate... Okay, I'm not gonna lie to you.
the anime girls that are like...
They're like what?
Like you know kind of very like...
You know like they're so like...
So shy!
Please save me!
Yeah...
I like Rin a lot.
And everybody...
I've gotten into fights with people because they're like
Rin is not!
Rin sucks and blah blah blah.
And they're like
Bitch what are you saying?
She is strong.
She's independent.
She is good at what she does.
And she is a reliable, confident lady.
lady and she's great and she's amazing.
She's self dependent.
Yeah.
Or self independent, whatever it's like.
Either way, but she can do this shit by herself.
And in fact, most of the series she does.
So.
Yeah, and so what if she's a sunderay?
Who cares?
That's the best kind.
That's a plus in reality.
It is a plus.
And everybody loves a sunderay.
Don't belive yourself.
Do you say you hate them?
You just don't know real.
You just don't.
You're just not accepting it.
Don't belive yourself in the thing.
You know, you don't like a sunderay.
People love that shit.
Exactly.
Thank you, Mouse.
Somebody had to say it.
Should we clock in, bro?
We should clock in.
We're on company time right now.
We are talking about insect porn.
Company time, bro.
You're doing this on company time.
I got him and he paid for it.
Which will.
I'm getting paid to talk about this, girl.
Yummy!
Have me in.
Oh, shit. Okay, let's see.
We're gonna fuck this mouse. We're gonna get it!
We're gonna get so high.
Okay, name is...
I'll just spell it.
R-E-Y-A-N.
Okay, uh, Boo? B-O-O.
Was that guy there for you?
Yeah, he was.
And...
And...
Oh, but the guy's coming in, but the demon guy, the demon guy, it's...
Okay, I have a C? Oh, a C thing, a C...
I have a P, like a P with a dot in the middle, it's like an LP together.
And there's like a dot in the middle of the P part.
Okay.
Ha, bitch!
Another power went out, and then the light thing is JK57.
J57, oh, there's an order for raw tomato soup and cooked pumpkin soup.
brought tomato soup and where should I set the tomato soup?
I don't know.
It's in the center at, uh, uh, 2689.
2689.
Okay. And should I let this guy in?
DDE.
Uh, no.
Okay. And what is the code, baby girl?
Oh, okay, nevermind.
Can you shut the bee shutter, please?
Yes, ma'am.
Oh, the creep's coming to look at you again.
Yeah, he's looking at me.
Okay, so you can eat it over here.
And one cooked one, you said.
Yeah, the cooked one is 63-7 years.
Oh, the guy's back! Oh, the guy's back for me!
Oh, the guy's here. It's an upside-down E.
And a small U and a bigger U.
Wait, wait, wait. I don't have any symbols. You have all the symbols.
Um, and what's the other symbol? No, I don't have all of them. Oh, wait. Okay, wait, wait. I guess I see. I see, see how.
Okay, I got you. Sorry, baby. Sorry, baby girl. Alright. Save yourself!
Okay, sorry. I gotta- I gotta shoot that fucking thing again. This fucking asshole just will not go away!
Oh shit! Did I do it? Oh, I might- The smiley guy, sorry! Um, um, should I- should I put Jay and Ion?
May see. Yes. Okay. Sorry. Okay. Should I tell you about Ray and Boo again? Okay. The
cook pumpkin soup? Okay. Did you do it? No. Okay. Cook pumpkin. Forget it. Forget about
that one. Do a cook sloppy joe and a cook tomato soup. Okay. Cook sloppy joe and cook
Tomato yeah, yeah, and then tell me what come with this guy. Oh the guy's coming
out the game and guys coming back. Oh my god, okay
I have one symbol only one and it's like a
it's like a
The mouth like a mouth is gonna eat the letter V with a dot on it
No, oh it
Hold on. Okay. Okay. Okay to eat wait. Sorry, uh, two. Oh wait you saw you right
Okay, you close the pipe, please!
The pipe is broken!
I got you, dirty.
Okay, what did this person do?
They did one count of manslaughter.
Oh shit!
One count of manslaughter and um,
fucking this guy's blocking the way.
Okay, one count of manslaughter.
What the fuck?
Wait, what happened?
Oh, I think I...
Oh, sorry.
Oh, I think I might have glitched her a minute. Oh, what's up this guy?
Anytime I look away
He's just there. Okay, it's gone. Sorry
We lasted longer than we did
We did oh
What the fuck
Let's do it again. We can do it. You're so close a minute left. We're so close. There's no there's no way
There's no way no way
This ain't shit.
Yeah, yeah, this ain't shit.
It's my Tuesday, yeah.
Fuck that shit.
Fuck them.
Fuck them, we're doing this thing.
I'm clocking in too.
Hell delectable.
I'm not fucking scared.
No way, no way, no hell.
I'm scared!
Frighten.
Samir, S-A-M-I-R.
S-A-N-I-R.
Uh huh, last name?
But E-M-E-R-Y, M-R-E.
Okay, what do they do?
Three counts of illegal possession.
Uh huh.
Uh, 38 counts of assault.
Okay.
And, oh shit, sorry, I gotta get this guy.
And, um, uh, two counts of kidnapping.
Okay.
Oh, okay. Oh, sorry.
Okay.
Uh, D to E, should I let the bin or nap?
Let me see. No.
Oh, because of shutter A, please?
Yep.
Thank you.
You get them.
Hey, you freak!
Okay, freak!
Uh, there's an order of cooked tomato soup.
Yum yum!
Ooh!
Oh, should I get this name as well?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ha! Grant?
oh it's cdq 5 oh should let me see indeed oh no okay and cook tomato where
should I put tomato goes to um 64 39 64 39 what's this
This person's last name...
OH GOD IT GOT ME IN THE PARTY!
Oh shit, you're right!
Okay, yep, I got it.
The symbol I see is like a...
It's like a N or a Z and it has a dot on either side.
Okay, N or Z, and...
Umm...
Okay.
There we go.
Bye bye, girlfriend.
Bye bye, loser.
He should have died!
You okay?
Yeah, this guy...
Get in the fucking out of the way, bitch!
You weirdo.
What's up, Sesame?
Oh, what?
What the fuck is going on?
What is going on?
What do you see?
Oh, I put- I was put in a room with this guy in the-
I clicked the spell.
Oh.
Did I die?
Did you die?
Are you suspect-
Oh, I guess- I guess you're suspecting.
Oh, okay, well, no, I'm gonna die.
Oh shit, oh, I'm sorry about it!
It's okay, don't worry.
Well, it was fun while it lasted.
We'll get him.
Oh my god, everything's coming out at once.
Oh shit, what is that guy, I hate him!
He like, doesn't he like moves if you,
he moves if like you're not,
if you're not looking at him.
Yeah, well you got the painting guy too.
You don't want by him or not, okay.
Oh, what the fuck?
That's what happened to me!
That's weird.
It's dumb.
Yeah, this is tough.
It is.
One more time.
We can do it.
We can do it.
So the painting got me.
Yeah!
I guess.
Like the painting is like...
What the fuck?
He's hard.
Well, at least we get money.
Even if we die.
That's right.
That's very giving.
They're very generous in this game.
Very generous.
Very generous.
Very forgiving.
Thanksgiving.
Let's go.
Thanksgiving, Christmas, Halloween, New Year's Eve.
Quimbo, and let's go!
We're gonna do a bar.
I feel it. This is the one.
This is the one.
Okay, name is...
Yeah.
Okay.
What was that?
That's name?
Case, uh, Weeks.
So Day of the Weeks, but with a S.
Okay.
What do they do?
And they...
Uh, 12 counts of extortion.
Okay.
And one count of murder.
Okay.
Well, something sounds weird as shit.
It sounds like slimy.
Oh?
Oh, is it the painting?
I don't see anything with the paintings.
Oh my god, can you shut the B door?
You know I can, baby.
Mommy's got a protector, baby.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Okay, there's a cook tomato soup order.
Okay. Oh my god. Tomato soup. Okay. Oh shit. Uh, okay. I got it. There's a, it's like an E. It's like the little E.
That's the symbol that I see. Okay. And there you go, baby. There we go.
Wait, there's cooked tomato soup order, and then there's a new cooked sloppy joe order.
Okay, where should I send the soup? The soup has to go to, uh, 9179.
What about...
Yes, a cook sloppy joe.
Slappy joe, okay.
Got you. Okay, and the name, right?
Oh, the demon's coming.
He's coming around.
Yes, relax.
I see the symbol that I see. It's like a...
It's like a...
It's like a cup with a V inside of it.
Okay. Cup with a V inside of it.
Okay.
Uh, and...
Uh, what's the other one?
I don't see another one, I only see one.
Well do I have a second one?
No I only have one.
Shit, I don't know.
There we go.
See, there was another- I had the other symbol, I'm so sorry.
I didn't see it, it was like on the floor.
Did you die? I died, I think.
Oh no I didn't, okay.
You're still alive, I died.
Okay.
There was two, it's my vault, um, sigh.
No no no, don't worry, don't worry.
I just get ready for perfection next time.
You're doing great.
Oh my god, stop.
Wouldn't it be funny if like you won by yourself?
That would be downright hilarious.
I would just tell.
Oh my god, it's so lucky that the lights are off because like...
I know!
That's so smart.
Just keep the fucking lights off.
Legit. That's a way to do it.
Don't even put him by the eye.
Oh, I hear a guy.
It's a companion flick on it.
Oh, he's that guy.
Come on in.
He just knows what to do.
That's annoying me.
That's okay. That means nothing.
Just getting up is just more practice.
You know what? That's all it is.
We got this next time. I can feel it.
I can feel it in my mouth.
If you feel it in my mouth, we got this.
I can feel it in my bones.
Oh my god, we were so close!
We were so fucking close it actually just eats at me and ties every moment.
We'll get it, we'll get it, we'll get it.
Look at it, we were so close that time.
We have 40 credits now.
Okay, wealthy.
We're rich.
What the fuck was that?
We're like totally rich.
Bro, we could buy like a mansion in Nellaboo.
Suddenly I mention and probably live out our lives as a lavish lady
Lovers lovers and lavish ladies lovers lavish ladies love the LLL
Okay, let's clock baby clock in clock it in
I played the first game yet. Did you play it? No, I've never played it. I did, but I got a shit ending.
Well, it wasn't shit, but it wasn't the best one. Got you. Got the true one. Yeah, I want to put a second one now.
I want to see you play a second one I might play the second one like in like the next few days
Oh we have an order for cooked meatloaf
Okay, and let me cook that loaf and I got a name too. What's your name?
It is named Lewis, so O-L-O-U-I-S.
O-L-O-U-I-S?
Yep, last name?
O-R-O?
Oh shit, okay.
Alright, the code is 3BK0.
Oh shit, I gotta...
O-R-O what?
Sorry, I gotta do this all.
It is O-R-O-Z-C-O.
Okay.
And when you get a chance, do I let F and I in?
F and I?
F, yes.
OK, the cooked meatloaf is for $24.62.
Oh, should I burn it?
OK, uh, good to meet them.
And then there's a raw sloppy joe.
OK, Jesus Christ, would he not get salinella?
All right, raw sloppy joes, where do I send that, baby?
To $84.12.
OK, and where should I send the cooked meatloaf?
Where are the other ones? Yeah, mute low.
The cooked one is to 24, 62.
Gotcha, set. Okay!
And...
Oh, there's a raw tomato soup order too.
Where should I send that bad boy?
87, 57.
And? Okay.
And Louis Orozco is one count of...
Oh, shit.
Yep.
F and E, I should allow.
Uh, uh, don't allow.
Okay.
And...
Flores, there's a Roseco if you got the chance. Are you okay?
You got it?
Okay, it's one count of arson.
Uh huh.
And two counts of manslaughter.
Okay.
Manslaughter.
Oh god, the demon queen!
No, she should!
Okay, um, I got the...
Hi, and then I just need the one from here, I think I have everything.
It's that E1.
Here we go, baby. Hell yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Can you get out of my way?
You smiley!
It? Hold on, sorry.
This one here, I'm like, clearly you're startled by something, and I'm like,
hey, yo, what happened?
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait. We need the cook-soppy joe.
Uh, an E and D. Should I let them in?
Yeah.
Cook-soppy joe.
Yes, let them in.
Okay, the lights is, uh, 0x10.
Oh, X10!
X10!
And Cook Sloppy Jelly, said?
Yeah.
And...
Okay.
And I gotta wait.
Can you put down the shutter to A?
You know I can, baby.
I think maybe because I looked away before you put down the shutter.
Fuck!
I'm an idiot.
It's all good, baby.
Okay, well...
Hopefully you can survive.
We did better!
We did better than we...
We did.
I'll keep looking at that motherfucker.
Oh boy, bitch. I see you.
Yeah, go away, fuckin' crossover.
Have you ever heard of the sun, bitch?
Oh yeah, yeah, you're vows.
Oh no.
Oh no, everything's happening at once, and I can't turn off my light for you!
I feel like we keep improving, but still.
We do.
Wait, is that Smiley guy over there?
Fuck is that?
God damn it.
Oh shit, he glitched on that guy.
I wasn't gonna say.
I was acting new from 9 to 10 like nothing.
I can't stop looking at that guy. I need to keep on looking at him.
It's just really hard to look at him because he looks so bad.
Yeah, he just looks so fucking terrible.
Like, disgusting, okay. I can see why you want to come in and talk to me, considering, like, look at you. Who else is gonna talk to you?
Can this smiley guy just take a break? Let me get you on me.
I know. Well, there's a- there's an item that we can buy that I think makes him go away.
We should do that. We should save for that.
It's a hundred credits.
Damn!
This is really wanting us to deal with that shit.
Okay.
Oh, the name is K-A-L-L-U-M Callum.
Uh, S-O-S-A.
I have to hide, hold on.
Okay.
Uh, you have order, you have order of, uh, burnt sloppy joe.
Perfect.
I love those, cause then if you just leave that,
Yeah, just leave that.
Oh shit.
Oh.
Oh no, okay, nevermind.
Okay.
Uh, and the last name is S-O-S-A.
What's the offense one count of homicide and one count of extortion
Yummy glad to be in here
Okay, I got okay
and I have a symbol that's like
It's like a box, but it's missing like two lines like the corners, and then there's like a line inside
Okay, and I'm gonna have a little symbol. Yeah, which is like
If they go...
A duck mouth with like a dot at the top.
Hold on!
Okay, Burt, Sloppy, Joe, where do I send that bitch?
Send it to...
7194?
Can you turn off the lights?
Uh...
Okay, that's not the focus.
Um, um, um, I'm gone.
I'm dead.
The painting got me.
Ah!
Oh!
What is the fuck?
Alright, this guy's gonna come kill you.
I think the issue that I'm having is like, the painting happened right when that guy that, like, if you don't stop looking at him, he comes in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, he's coming in.
I can feel him.
I can feel him.
His lips are very moist.
I can feel it already.
It is tough.
It's a painting or this guy.
Or the guy gets away.
All right, just come kiss me already.
Oh, he left.
Just let him have no, nothing happened.
And then we're like, wow.
Yeah, we're just there like, yeah.
Everything's going great.
And now it's like, no shit.
Fuck you.
Never mind.
It's not easy gamers.
Easy gamers.
You guys thought you were coasting through this? I don't fucking think so!
They gotta put us in our place so that we don't know it.
That's why we gotta keep reminding them.
Come on.
Oh, we can get this one.
How about the shutter grease so that the shutters go down really fast?
Yell yeeesssss!
And then we'll get the running shoes.
Oh my god, we're gonna be so fast!
We're gonna be so fast!
We're gonna be so fast!
Olympics!
Yeah bitch!
Order olympics.
Olympic babies.
Money.
Smiley guys here.
Oh God, he can pass.
The first name is Mason.
M-A-S-Y-N.
Oh, her head.
Okay, hi baby. Keep guessing.
We're big.
M-A-S-Y-N?
M-A-S-Y-N?
What was that?
I can hear a painting I think.
I heard the weirdest fucking noise.
What?
It was like...
I don't even know.
M-A-S-Y-N.
Oh shit.
Oh, I gotta hide.
Um, as well as...
Get the fuck out of the way, bitch.
I gotta look at the screen slot.
Okay.
Um, M-A-S-Y-N.
Oh, I see.
What's the last thing?
A-G-G-A-R.
Okay.
What are they? WAL, Agarwal.
So that's a WAL.
Yeah, two counts of extortion, three counts of stalking,
and four counts of illegal possession.
Oh, the guys can't agree, I think.
Oh, they're coming.
OK, two.
I have a symbol that's like the end with a dot.
OK.
And that seems to be the only one I have.
OK, there we go.
Oh, it was a jet.
Oh, sorry, the ugly guy is like...
Oh, we have two orders.
One order of burnt tomato soup and one order of cooked pumpkin soup.
Okay.
Burnt tomato, cooked pumpkin.
And, um, what is the...
Should I like I and Jane?
No.
Okay.
Where should I send the cooked tomato soup?
Or is it cooked tomato or cooked pumpkin?
Okay, the burnt tomato...
Cook pumpkin is 9251
And then there's a raw meatloaf that's 253.74
74? And where should I send the... oh
Oh shit, I gotta hide
We're doing so good though baby, we're doing so good
What is the raw meatloaf you said?
Oh it's gone, it's fine, it's fine, it's okay
There's a- there's a- there's a burnt tomato soup.
It's gone, it's gone.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
This guy is here again.
How did you make him fucking go, bro?
Oh, there's a- there's a new order.
It's for burnt meatloaf.
We have a request to enter.
What- what is it?
Oh, shit!
Oh, I got caught by the guy again.
I looked at my-
Oh, no!
I'm sorry, baby girl.
I'm so sorry.
Is this one guy who keeps getting us?
Yeah, I hate that fucking guy.
I never heard of it before.
Oh, I'm gonna die.
Okay, just burst.
What happened to the pipe?
I won't go through the blast and I die.
Okay.
Whoa.
Okay, we've been going through the room.
Honestly?
I'm a little over a minute.
I'm trained to be super stars, not loser stars.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're gonna get so good at this that we're probably gonna be able to speedrun it.
We will, and then people are gonna go,
there's a speedrunner in this category, I can't believe this.
But yeah, yeah, do you know how good we are at this?
Like, kind of the same thing.
I'm so fucking good we are.
I'm so fucking ready to moist for it.
Ten levels, chat.
Ten levels, chat?
Not at some levels.
Pay attention.
Oh, God!
Oh my God.
Oh shit, what the fuck was that?
That's a really weird sound.
Oh, that was probably me.
It sounded like... what?
What's that?
Sloppy Joe.
Okay, and I got a name whenever you're ready.
I'm ready.
Okay. Oh shit! Oh, the motherfucker's back!
Oh shit.
The guy who moves when I don't...
Oh god, the demon's coming.
Oh shit.
Okay, I think I got an issue.
The symbol is a cup with a V inside.
Okay, a cup with a V inside?
Mhm.
Oh.
Okay, and then I got... two?
Oh shit.
Okay, there we go!
Yay!
Sloppy Joe and Raw Pumpkin.
Okay.
Or should I send the Cook Sloppy Joe?
The Cook Sloppy Joe is the 81A3.
Oh, I can hear the guy.
Can you turn off the lights?
I'm running.
And is this is D and A okay or is that like Dom A Desu?
It's okay.
Yeah come to the party babe.
Yeah and then we have raw pumpkin soup and that's 7914.
Okay you can turn it back on. 7514?
7914.
Oh sorry, got you.
Oh boy.
And it is sent.
okay I got a name for you baby girl it is Ben Wen so it's easy so it's D-E-N-W-E-N
Ben? Ben Wen like Ben yeah oh Ben and then Wen like yeah like Ben yeah like Ben Dover
Ben Dover I know but Ben Wen oh I'll show you like A and B in wait is that a
What's the last name or first name?
Uh, first is Ben, second is Wen.
W-E-N.
E-N-W-E-N.
What's the thing you were asked?
Oh, I'm gonna remind myself.
Okay, what's the last name?
Wen?
Yes.
Okay, thanks so much for the 5-gifted-soaps with you.
Ben 10.
And thank you for the name of the house.
Okay, what's the offense?
Uh, 11 counts of fraud.
Uh, 7 counts of kidnapping.
17 counts of murder Jesus Christ Ben. I guess I kill a lot of people. My name was Ben one too. Oh my god
Okay, okay, there are there's a cook tomato soup and a cook sloppy Joe order
They're cooking baby. Oh should I lift in um C and B?
No. Oh, I gotta hide. Okay. I think Discord is better for this game. Yeah. Yeah. And no,
I shouldn't. Okay. And... okay. Who should I send the two? Uh, for the Cook Sloppy Joe?
The cooktop visual is the 89 62 and the other one 51 56 oh shit I'm sorry I'm 51 56 51 56
set baby okay nice nice all right and then I got another name okay the Andre it's
It's D-E-A-N, or Dean Dray, Dean, D-E-A-N, like Dean,
and then D-R-E for the, yeah, or the first name is D-E-N,
D-R-E, and then the last name is, fuck, C-H-A-M, B-E-R.
Oh, Chamberlain, OK.
Yeah, Chamberlain.
Do you know what a spell, Chamberlain?
Can I let C and D in, or C and B?
No.
We have an order of Cook Sloppy Joe.
Sloppy Joe.
Okay.
And for the undientry Chamberlain
is nine counts of illegal possession.
Uh-huh.
And two counts of extortion.
Okay.
You have the Cook Sloppy Joe order
and then there's a raw meat.
Order out.
Okay.
What's the Cook Sloppy Joe?
What's the number for it?
No.
Other number is...
The number is 9679.
Okay.
Okay, demon, I got one, I think only one symbol.
I got the P with the dot, that's like a PL.
Okay, PL?
Yeah.
Okay, got it.
Okay, so it's only two.
Okay.
And, oh, should I let in A and B?
No.
Okay.
And sorry, you said, where should I send the sloppy joe?
9679.
90's.
Got to hide.
Okay.
I gotta hide something.
Hide, baby girl.
Wait, and then the...
You have to hide.
Oh, yes!
Oh, God, yeah!
Oh, my God, we fucking are first banging this shit out the door, baby.
Although, I have two more days left and we did it.
We did it!
We did it!
Let's go.
Shit!
Let's go.
I'm good if you're going.
I'm good.
The fun don't stop.
Let's go.
Are you good for one more day?
Are you good as- till we go?
yeah yeah yeah yeah me too baby you know I'm in that peak yeah the ghost of
the cell cycle whilst I'm away surrounded by curiously admitted dolls
steer clear the pits at all costs capable of dragging people into harrowing
the mines it is conscious that's crazy that's fucking crazy this is that's a
a lot of enemies what the fuck this is tough
be fresh be brooch
well I can't look at the database right now so
I'm back baby
welcome back I have bad news
what?
we have another thing we have to worry about another monster
are you fucking kidding me?
he's some guy that materializes or summons pics
and if you fall into pit like you die
But I bought a thing that has a sprinkler system that makes the pits go away one time.
But I don't know how to activate it. I think it's like a switch.
I don't know if it's on my end or your end, but it will activate.
And I'm just like, what the fuck?
You know so much about this game mouse that I swear to God.
No, I literally just read it right now.
No idea if it was up for you for a lot of it.
I literally just read it right now.
we love an experienced queen even if you had read it you're being okay you know
what fuck it let's go
fuck it we're ballin we're ball do we just look at it until it disappears or
something or does it just like I think I think like the pitch will will appear
we just need to avoid them and then they'll disappear okay I hope I don't
know that's what's gonna happen you know what finding out is not any of
the fun so let's be honest I'm cool are you mouse can I ask you a personal
question okay have you ever been to a have you ever been to a girl's bar
never I want to go to that muscle bar so bad oh that muscle bar also maybe the
I suck you this bar.
Yes!
Yes, that would be a fucking night.
Let's go.
Oh, seven minutes?
Holy shit.
What?
We have to let summer friends?
Shit.
OK.
A name.
AI.
Makai?
Oh, god, wait.
Chain guy.
Pitch, there's someone in here.
I see them.
I literally can't do anything, or until we disappear.
Oh, this is tough.
Yeah.
You can do it. There's nothing to think shit.
You have an order of burnt tomato soup.
Burnt tomato soup. Oh, okay.
Oh, I can hear us. Oh, okay, nevermind.
Um, but the name, if you need it, or are you...
You tell me, girl.
Yeah, tell me. What's the last name?
Um, A-H-M-A-N-E-R-M-A-D, Ahmed.
Okay, what's the name?
Okay, sorry. And I always get so frightened. Alright. Tell me that code, girl.
VSUAS.
Okay. Oh, you have a goal request. What is it?
ED.
No.
The RectoBusBike dysfunction guy here.
Okay, um...
Okay, Makai Ahmad.
And he is known for three cows with homicide and one count of arson.
And whatever you are ready.
Fuckin' bitch!
Okay, do you have a burnt tomato soup order and a burnt pumpkin soup order?
Okay, sorry.
I have to look for this painting of this fucking guy.
Okay, got it.
Oh, can you turn off the lights, please?
Yeah.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, I got it.
I think you did it.
And would you say, what's the burnt soup one go for?
Burnt tomato and burnt pumpkin.
Okay, burnt tomato, burnt pumpkin?
Yeah.
Where should I send the Burt tomato?
4691
4691
Oh, door request. Yes, you're right.
B and F. Oh, should I have to run?
No. Fuck it.
Deny.
Fuck it, he won't move.
Okay, wait, okay.
Oh, thank god. Oh, thank god.
No, you said no, right?
Yeah.
Okay. Dude, this guy...
Oh my fucking god, I'm gonna kill a child.
He closed the gate.
You know, like, this hand, I'm really about to cut this fucking hand off.
Okay, close A, close A, sorry, I'll go close it.
Okay, okay.
Um, you're right, the smiley guy is very annoying.
Okay, um, I'm sorry, you were s-
The bird's pumpkin soup is 70-
Oh!
7086.
7086.
Yeah.
Sorry, I'm hiding real cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now there's also cooked meatloaf order.
Okay, 70-
these and cook to me low okay and it is I am H for requesting access oh I'm
so stupid okay no don't let me die and for the cooked meal yes it's 4564 done
And then look, there's a cooked pumpkin soup now, too.
Okay. Oh, shit!
What's going on?
This guy, again, the guy at the painting guy.
I think we'll find out what his painting is again.
Oh, he disappeared. Okay, never mind.
Um, almost done with the cooked pumpkin.
Alright, where should I send it?
Send it to 7579.
And the requesting access is for F and I.
Oh, no. I don't want to win.
Okay, done.
And the name.
Are you good for the name?
Yeah.
So, Yosef.
Y-O-S-E-F.
Okay, wait for that B.
Okay, it's W-D-O-D-G.
Okay.
Yosef?
Uh-huh.
Uh, Bailey.
Really? So, B-A-I-L-E-Y.
Wait, what did they do?
Uh, can I get access for- or should I get access to A and D?
No, no matter.
Okay, and they did, uh, one count of conspiracy?
We need a raw meatloaf, by the way.
Okay, one cut- okay, gotcha.
And five counts of assault and three counts of robbery.
God, this guy's so annoying. Get out of the way, Feta!
Okay, okay, raw meatloaf, you said.
And where should I send that bad boy?
Uh, send...
Shit! Oh, I died.
Sorry, it's my fault. I made a mistake.
No, it's okay. It's okay, it's okay.
Today, we were so fucking good.
God, we were doing so good.
We were doing so- that was actually way better than A.
Oh my god, we almost beat it!
That's a good sign, Mouse. That means we're doing something fucking right.
fucking right holy shit we were so close to beating it what the fuck that's a
good sign because it was fucking ass it was but now we know we got this we got
this man shit they shit they can eat shit they can eat shit and die that's
exactly it then we'll puke on them it's what they deserve it's what they would
have wanted I'm sure they would want it
I'll give you one second no pressure baby no quickies do just be you babe
I fucking love you.
I love you.
I can't talk any fucking shit.
No, sir Ray.
Only one minute left and we had it.
They have no rent.
We're so full.
Hold on, hold on.
Name is Coleman C-O-L-E-M-A-N.
Okay.
Zau Z-H-O-U.
Okay, what did you do?
One count of extortion and one count of arson.
there's a order for raw pumpkin soup raw pumpkin that's my favorite um what's the
number can you get the valve oh shit yeah the raw pumpkin soup is to 61 10
and then there's another raw pumpkin soup to 90s as they love it yeah it's a
1936
Well, God little things are appearing on the floor fuck
Shit, okay. That's fine. I just
Can you do oh, can you see the access? Yeah? Oh
Thanks, by the way for the night
Okay, H. Oh
A-O-H-A-S-S
Uh-huh.
The access for the door, what is this?
Oh shit, I pressed the wrong one, I pressed the fucking wrong one.
I'm sorry.
Uh, I-N-J?
No, don't let him in.
Okay.
Okay.
And um, sorry.
What should I do with this?
Lights, U, 4, F, N-B.
Okay, there's a burnt meatloaf order.
Okay, burnt meatloaf.
Yeah.
Got you.
Alright, I got a name as well, if you are free.
Um, are you free?
Okay, A-D-I-N.
Last name is Y I N.
Okay, what did he do?
Oh, uh, is F and E allowed for access?
No, don't let him in.
Dalmeida suit, and he did six counts of arson.
Uh huh.
Nine counts of stalking.
Uh huh.
Two counts of assault.
Uh huh.
And 21 counts of conspiracy.
Okay, and the burnt meatloaf should be sent to?
95 38
To 95 38 no no no yeah 95
Got you
Oh shit, I don't think I have any oh
I got oh, yeah, I got the mouth V. Okay, um
Yeah, I just got an E
And I got a I got one that's like a you with like a with a
with the
Nice
I got the guy again, dude. I need to do the painting thing again
Okay, this period should I let F and I am
No
Okay, okay, there's a raw meatloaf order for 51 43
143
Okay, and then there's a cook pumpkin soup. Okay, it's cooking. Do you want a name?
Okay. Oh, what the fuck?
A-M-A-Z-I-A-H.
Uh, Steven's coming here for me.
Oh shit. I got an N with the two dots,
and then I got the U with the other U on the inside of it.
Thank you, yay!
Hell yeah.
The lights are D-E-T-K-B.
Okay. And you said the cooks?
913 13 cent and then there's a raw sloppy joe to 84 11 but it didn't send the cook
not the pump the cook pumpkin soup didn't send shit okay um should I allow
J&I in yes I'm cooking that soup baby oh shit oh oh the guy's in the way of
the portal guy
okay just uh
just sit tight, don't worry
yeah he's in front of the soup
SHIT NO! he's in front of the soup!
OH GOD! so what is a burnt sloppy joe
just forget about the soup, throw it away
it's going away but i think
the guy's coming in to kill me
or no? no no no no
we'll be fine
do a burnt sloppy joe
Joe. You know I will baby. Sloppy dough. Okay. And I got a name as well whenever you got the time.
Oh, should I actually, can we check if C and B is allowed? Yes. And the name is AMA Z I A H.
Okay, the door code is N9ZKH.
And bridges?
So bridge ES.
Okay, guy, what did they do?
One count of assault, one count of homicide, and one count of murder.
Oh my god.
I know, relax.
We can do it Tuesday.
I'm gonna look down.
D and A, could you turn the lights off for me?
Yeah.
Well, I think we're gonna live anyway.
What's the...
Do you get A?
Do you get A?
Oh, sorry?
Yes.
Yes, let him in.
Fucking shit.
You good for the last day, Mouse?
You ready?
I'm ready for the fucking last day.
Alright, let's see what this new guy is.
Let's see.
I'm ready for the last day.
Dex!
Should I look?
You can look.
I would look too.
No, I'm gonna wait for you to do, baby.
I wanna hear from your mouth.
Thank you for the question.
Let him brain dead.
His muscle memory leads him to a dental lock.
Pick any door he sees.
When even if they're, um, even when they're on lock, he makes a noise when trying to pick a lock. Hold the door. We have to hold the door.
If we hear him-
Oh, you're not trying to hold!
Yeah, if we hear him picking the lock of the door, we have to hold the door.
Got it.
Oh my God!
Bro, if you-
Bro, if you-
What if there's something by the fucking door? Wait, do we have much-
Okay, we only have 70. Shit.
We have 100. We can stop that guy from, like, breathing on our head.
Oh man, it's-
Oh, there's-
Wait.
What?
Okay, what even is that game access to the prison network and guide but no I don't need that okay. No we don't need that
Alright, yeah fucking
I'm kissing up
Okay
Fucking in clocking out. Let us eat
I don't know how it was fucking. Oh
My god, I'm sensually
motivated
You're what? I'm sensually motivated. Sensually motivated
She's feeling sensual
Lord knows!
She's really very sensual right now.
This is that mouse.
They said that we need the whole shit!
I believe that she's sensual-y!
I-G-E-L?
Nigel?
The last name is...
B-I-S?
Oh wait, shit!
Oh shit!
Yeah?
Oh I almost got it. He almost got it.
Okay sorry, uh...
Hold door.
Okay.
burnt tomato soup water by the way
Like that, okay, sorry
uh, this was, it's
B-I-S-W-A-S
and how, uh, how it cooked this tomato soup, right?
burnt tomato soup, yeah
okay
four counts of arson
uh huh
and one count of murder
uh, I'm dead
I got it
oh shit, oh I'm false
I thought, I thought like, if I saw like a little piece of him it would be fine
I guess I didn't see it properly
Um, fuck
Shit, he's gonna come make out with me
I can feel it
Oh yeah
He's gonna kill me first
He's gonna kill me first
And, let's see
He's definitely not the guy
Oh wait, but the painting's out there
Yeah
Last, because like, I would guess the painting got him
Whoops, nevermind
What the fuck?
That's nothing, that's practice
Yeah, I'm kidding, he's in Lucas rounds
It's just practice
The final round of course is gonna be like if we just need a tiny practice run, it's fine.
Everybody doesn't do it first, the right, wait, right, right the first time.
So let's go. We can do it.
Yay! Yay!
Oh god.
Clocking.
We're clocking in, clocking out, let us eat pout.
Let's go fucking them.
God, this sheet!
Mouse, you might just be the biggest dream team.
That might be like no other team in this entire world is gonna beat us.
You think so?
I know so.
I believe.
I know.
We definitely could.
Any game in the world, we're going to be best at.
Any game?
Any game.
Oh.
OK.
I got a name.
K-A-E-L, Kale.
Like, E-L, switched.
A-A-E-L?
E-L, yep.
I have to hold the door.
This freak was trying to get in.
Honestly, it's disgusting.
Like, take the hand.
Wha?
Okay, I got it. What's the last name?
Yeah.
Uh...
Dutton?
It's Button, but with a D.
Oh, can you get the vent?
The...
Yep.
About...
Also, uh, there's an order for burnt pumpkin soup.
Okay.
Should I let G and H in?
No.
Wait, what's the last name?
Uh, Dutton?
It's like Button, but with a D.
This guy's here.
Don't worry about it, baby.
You get the...
Oh, shit!
Yeah, I got it.
And then I'm gonna get this guy cuz he's trying to get in and it's concerning to me
All right, and you wanted
Shit no fuck burnt public suit shit you right?
And should I let uh?
I'm sorry the guy. Oh, sorry. This is that the thing J and J and I and
Yes, oh shit all the demons here, okay, okay. I have one symbol and it's like a a inside of a a
okay and a inside of an a yeah like a nose in a cup yeah i think i might be dead
oh wait and then um wait i gotta give it oh shit no i'm not
shit i'm trying to see it i'm not in some stuff this is tough okay i might be dead i'm like i might
just give it up no don't give up i'm so frightened no she don't even know okay i never give up
I was literally like I'm so bad in like nervous situations. I just saw code. I'm like
Yo, yo, did you die? Yeah, yeah girl hide
Bro, he's so cringy. He wants you so bad
Legit
That was 100% my bad. I'm sorry. I definitely was like, where is it? I don't know! I don't know!
I think we're doing good.
We're doing good. We got longer than last time, I think.
Mm-hmm.
We did it.
We're doing fine.
We're doing fine!
What?
Oh god! Oh god! Is that the apocalypse together?
We would make it.
Make you sushi for the raid!
Oh, it's okay!
I think we're... I don't know. Like, I think if I was alone, I would have made it, but...
I think we would make it together.
We'd make it.
We'd make it.
I think you can't really talk up with it.
Like if there's a zombie, it'd be like, oh, it's like,
there's something weird with it.
Oh, maybe not.
Anyway, the name is Stefan.
So S-T-E-P-H.
Was it A?
Oh.
No, S-T-E.
Yeah, S-T-E-P-H-1, A?
M-O-N.
Oh, O-N.
O-N, Stefan, like O-N.
There's an order for Cook Me Low.
OK.
Can you get the valve, too?
Is M-E-L-O, mellow.
OK, what did they do?
One count of homicide.
What the fuck is that?
Oh, shit, oh, I can hear this guy.
Oh, he's trying to get in.
Hold the door quick.
And, um, yeah.
OK, beeping?
Oh, wait, oh, wait.
Where should I sit?
Oh, fuck.
I accidentally... uh, burnt it. And should I let F and I in?
No.
Get outta here, cringe.
Oh, shit!
I- oh, shit! No!
Yeah.
Oh, shit!
Okay, no, I'm stuck.
There's literally three on this side of me.
I have to wait till they go away.
Okay.
Portal things.
And then we'll do the white thing, I promise, man.
Okay, they're going away.
And, okay! What is the code?
XTW1A
Oh shit mother fucker this god damn asshole loves leaving shit in my ass. Alright, um
Cringe me out you bitch
Okay, sorry. It's got you getting it again
Um
Yes, I can definitely get
There we go. Yeah, okay. I'm sorry you wanted a
Trash you get a burnt tomato soup
You know we can
Do you...
Can I let F and I in? Or nah?
No.
No, no, don't let him in.
I'll wait to see if the portal goes away, cause it's blocking every fucking way.
Damn it!
And...Burt Tomato Soup, you said?
Yeah, Brack Tomato Soup.
DEAD FURN THAT BITCH!
Okay.
Can you get me?
Shut up.
Gotta protect my baby.
Here's something I need.
Okay.
And, uh, he's one couchs of homicide.
Oh, I gotta kill this bitch.
Oh shit! Alright.
Okay.
And... where should I send that burnt suit, baby?
Okay.
M-U-3-8-N.
M-U-3-8-N.
And should I let J and I in? I'm pretty sure you said no before.
Oh, I gotta hide.
Yes.
Yes, allow?
Yes, allow.
And the next person is Azriel, it's A-Z-R-I-E-L.
Give me one second, you have an order for Cook Sloppy Joe and Burp Sloppy Joe.
Okay, Cook Sloppy Joe? Very Sloppy Joe.
Azriel?
Yes, it's like A-Z-R-I-E-L.
And last name?
Whenever you're ready.
Did you- oh, did you do the cook-sloppy joe? I don't know.
Uh, one is cooked? Yes, where should I send that one?
Oh! Wait!
That's a- I can't do like that to close to it.
Oh, did you die?
No, no, no. I got to close to-
Okay.
Uh, cook-sloppy joe's the 44, 78.
And then there's a burp-sloppy joe that goes to 56, 41.
Okay, sent.
And should I lit in I- or D and A?
Yes.
Allow. Okay. Do you need anything else?
What's the last name?
Oh. Uh, B-Y-R-D.
Bird?
Oh, there's a- there's a raw meatloaf.
Okay.
It's a 3874.
3874.
Yep.
We have raw meatloaf, eight, four, okay.
Okay, and Israel bird is, uh, they are four counts of kidnapping.
One count of conspiracy, and one count of homicide.
Uh, should I let DNA in? Yes, right, or no?
No.
Oh shit, no more, huh? Okay.
No, and we have order of burnt pumpkin soup.
Let's burn that bitch.
Burn that bitch.
Okay.
I got another name.
Okay.
Uh...
Oh.
K.E.I.
Oh shit.
Oh, this motherfucker is...
E.I.
Ish.
Uh...
K.E.I. okay?
And, okay, it's okay.
The fucking hand always just like...
Okay, it's...
Uh...
We did it!
Too good at everything.
Let's...
Let me continue.
What?
I thought it was up to ten days.
Eh?
Okay, I'm gonna go piss girl. Okay. Okay. I feel like I'm dead
Confident oh, these are there. It's not 10
20
So what is this? I don't know where to play it. Oh shit
Bro, I'm definitely a little frightened now
Okay
Whoa, okay
I don't know, they were the ones calling issues.
Yeah, I know, uh, it's with a full.
Yeah.
Um.
Oh, what the fuck?
Maybe we got fired.
Please wait in your office until there I am
Well, what's fun?
We literally got fired
Legit after all we did for them. I can't believe this shit
Bruh
What's up?
That is fucked up.
That is fucked up.
That's toe up from the flow up.
Oh my god that was 20 days.
I guess it was 20 days.
That 11th day was so mean.
Yeah! Why would they do that to us?
Bro we're good at our job!
Yeah! Don't fire us we want to keep working!
Is that the only ending?
I wonder if there's another ending.
It must be, I think, like if we did too many mistakes or something.
Let me see. I'm gonna check the demons, hold on.
I wanna know. I wanna know. I wanna know.
I wanna know.
There's three hidden ones.
Bruh, did we just fuck up too many times?
I don't know.
You know, Mouth. Next time.
Next time.
Next time, next time for sure.
next time we're like death in there's a there's not a word that rhymes the
unison
I don't know what was the unison that's just dumb that's just stupid I'll say it
Dude, that's so fucking dumb!
I'm up to here.
Goddammit!
Bro, I don't have another game like that.
That was fun as fuck.
Yeah, that was really fun.
I feel like...
It gave me, like, excitement.
Like, when I first played League of Company the first time,
I was like, wow, this game is awesome.
It's like, when you actually work together,
it does well, and you're like,
shit, I didn't go, let's go!
Yeah!
Do you want to play any other games?
I'm not for anything, if you want to.
Oh, fuck, yeah!
You know, okay, what other games are there?
What are they?
Let's see, I'm like super dumb when it comes to co-op games
cause I'm like, I'm an Emma Lone Wolf.
Like, I only do by what I say.
I don't fucking, I can't see.
Oh my god, my fucking computer.
Is it being a bitch?
Oh my computer was like, we're scheduled to restart right now.
Do you want to restart? I'm like, NO!
Don't do it!
We're doing stuff!
It's been 32 days and now?
Yeah, don't, no!
Get out of here.
Don't force anything on me, I don't care.
I don't care enough about you, didn't want that all day!
Exactly.
Exactly, Galbo.
What other one?
Okay, I know, there's a skate to the back rooms?
I've never played that.
Is that like fun or is that like eh?
I think? Wait, let me see.
Is it the one that I think?
But if you like want to stick, don't feel pressured.
I feel like I might be pressuring you, like if you're like
Yeah, pressuring me
What? What are you saying?
It's like you're like, hey, we should do another one and be like
I don't know
You're not pressuring me at all, what the heck?
You should be like, you're kind of a dumb bitch
What the fuck?
I'm gonna leave my, you said enough
What?
What in the world?
In the world, huh?
What in the world?
J.O.D.
Yeah, there's two ones called escape, back rooms
There's so many back rooms games, it's not even funny
It's not even funny.
It's like one of the most- No shit.
It's like it's own genre at this point.
There's just so many- What is the back rooms?
Like, I still do not even know.
I feel like this is like after my time.
Like if they say it's creepypasta, I was on creepypasta and I do not remember anything
like that.
This is like, uh, it came out recently though.
It's not that old.
I came out and like, chat, what, around what time, like, 20,
2018, I think, 25?
I was thinking of dressing up as a band-aid for Halloween,
but then decided against it.
Yeah.
It would be really hard for police.
So it's like staring at a luminal space
and I'm like, yes, like the office.
So like it started off with a picture
of an office building, but it wasn't an office building.
So it looks like an office building
and they posted it online and they made up the story
about how like you fall into that you like glitch into this place and you're trapped in
here forever it turns out that the that the picture originated from like a
furniture store back in like 2003 2002 Jesus yeah it's like old picture of old
furniture store which still to this day exists in like I forgot where like was
it like Minnesota or something and they made like all this like lore behind it
And now like the back room has levels and all this crazy shit
Fuck dude we should go there. It's like, oh my god
Yeah
They'd be scary. Maybe maybe maybe maybe be scary
What the lesson to or was it 2012? I don't know anyway. Yeah, so it's like it's new
I think like the whole thing started like in 2016 2017
I got you.
Can I have another?
Have you ever played Demonologist?
Is that not just Fazbophobia?
I actually like Demonologist better than Fazbophobia.
But I haven't played Fazbophobia in a long time.
I'm going to get it then.
I'm going to buy it.
Did you ever play that?
Yeah, we could play Demonologist.
Yeah, let's play it.
Let me install it.
Let me install that bad boy.
How come you like it more?
I think to me it was more fun because it was like,
It just seemed scarier to me.
Okay, same class, same class.
Yeah, and there was a component where you can vanquish the demon.
Hmm? Like when we did that sheep game?
Yeah, like when we did the sheep game.
What game was that again? I don't remember.
I think it was Duvar.
It was! That was fun, that was fun too.
We should do another game where we play with Connor again or something like that.
Oh yeah, man if he wasn't playing with Pete right now I would ask him.
Peter Peter pumpkin eater
Yeah, they're both playing they're playing cover if they would have finished over both. Hey guys
You want to play with us? You want to call play Damon Oliver?
But I think they're like in the heat of like playing Cuphead right now
That's lame as shit
Beat the game and another play the DLC and they're playing this damn game
It's not a horror game. It's stupid. You just want to get it.
Alright, I'm going to go pee one more time. I'm downloading it. I'm going to go piss girl.
Okay.
Okay, I'll be right back.
Okay.
Oh, maybe, maybe, maybe, meet you might want to play. We should invite, should we invite her?
What is this game about? We're going our own cult. Fishing?
I'm so stupid. Beautifully done.
Michi, who hold on? Mousy, I'm fishing. One moment.
What did Mousy say? You want to play a scary game with me and Hime?
Uh oh, what scary game?
I love how you had to make it a whole riddle.
But, I'm getting everything in br- oh god.
So look at how many.
Say yes.
When?
Yeah, fish drop in that.
Scary game.
Cheezin' of course.
Excuse me chat, I ain't never said anything else to that.
Hold on.
It's an enriching game called demon-
Ah, I know demonologists.
Oh.
Oh man.
I just got my voice back.
Oh, we're gonna die.
Why not?
She's not gonna die.
Kill me.
Now?
Oh.
Can you give me like 20 minutes and then I'll join in.
Are you guys gonna be in the server?
Cause, oh, I need to download the game anyways.
Oh, demon knowledge.
Ugh.
A game that can be played with at least one up to four players.
You go inside and try to type of evil spirit.
I didn't find a type of evil spirit
Oh, fucking bitch, what the fuck is this shit?
Just this shit?
I swear to God, I already have this game
Oh, she does not have the game
What the moment? I shall purchase it
and then
download it
Can I give it to her before she buys it?
I don't think I'm blessed, you know
Oh, in the spirit of Halloween
Game is downloading at the moment
Oh, she bought a game, she bought a fast
What the fuck?
faster than I could buy it for her.
Shit!
I'm glad you like it!
I'm glad you like it.
Oh my god, it's only 40 minutes?
I need a squid to download it.
So, you get 30 to 40 minutes.
My internet is very slow and puny, okay?
I have slow and puny internet.
Hello?
Ma'am?
Hello ma'am.
Hello ma'am.
Okay, it's almost done downloading.
Okay, I invited Michi to play it.
Yeah!
But it's gonna take her 40 minutes to download the game.
What the fuck? What internet does she- Michi!
What the fuck is that?
It's for 40 minutes, for thanks.
Bro, how long is one game?
Um, I think one game...
It's hard to say I think it could take me like maybe like 10 to 20 minutes. Maybe
It's a plan. She wants you like one game. Yeah, we could do one together. Yeah, it's it's really fun. I
Bet it's perfect for spooky season
Third of October. Yeah, third of October
Goobie guy, let's fucking go
But now it's time for me to pee!
YAY!
Go piss girl!
I'm gonna go pee!
Don't worry baby, I got it.
Catch it in my hands.
Hey chat.
She's in C. I know.
I know Southeast Asian internet.
Jesus, the beer.
The beer is hitting.
I need dinner.
I ordered.
Go piss girl.
Don't they need to go pee?
Go piss girl.
Go piss girl.
Go piss girl.
Go piss girl.
Go piss girl.
Go piss girl.
Go piss girl.
Go piss girl.
I ordered gopisco. Don't they need to answer? Hello. Oh tired fog. Hey chat, what's up?
It's been a while. How've you been? Yeah, so true. I don't know what the fuck I'm
doing. Listen, I, I'm an empty tummy. I've had some beer. Today's been, it's fun.
Playing with mouse is a little too fun. Shit.
Sometimes I get scared of collabing because I'm just like,
you know, it's a lot of social energy to talk with people, but
I don't think I have no reason to be afraid. This is very fun.
This is very fun.
It'll never end. Wait, is a stamp on Twitter?
Let me see. Ooh. Do you mean I'll just gooooooo...
Let's see. Oh, it's on Twitter. Okay, I got it. Is it, like, by Vee Showjo? Let's see.
Vee Showjo! A-SHA-BURP!
Oh, let's fucking go. Is it only wait? Okay, it has to be one on one's people, doesn't it?
It can't be like we had Michi. Oh, that's right. It says one person per day. Shit.
God, that was... I could die on this moment. I love it.
Ripple Sight? Donation? Shit! Now, that's a cute guy right there. I could live on that.
I could kiss it and eat it and go um num num num num num num.
Yeah me and Michi are doing another.
I think it's next Wednesday.
Me and Michi's.
Michi's collab.
And then I got a message.
Who, who, who, let's see.
Ah, fucking Coro.
Oh my God.
I'm gonna message him right now and be like, bitch.
Listen, this is long overdue.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm messaging him right now.
Curl when we
Collab in slut
You guys are seeing me. I'm gonna fucking shit. Thank you ripo sight for the
chair
Thank you, my boyfriend. Thank you. Good. Good. Good. Very sensual very told them a call it peaking
That's my life. I don't stop. I don't stop peaking
Thank you. It's very mindful, yes. Check out a new song featuring Mousy. Oh, let's hear it.
YouTube. BAM! Oh my god. Bro, that is a fucking bop. That is a bop and a half. Oh my god. Jesus.
One month ago? Jesus. It's a little delectable, but a little on the Timble side.
Yum, yum, yum in my tum-tum-tum. Let's fucking go.
Longest pee- I think Mouse maybe heard me listening to her song. That's why I kind of turned it off.
You know when somebody's listening to something or seeing something you made and you're like,
I'm gonna leave the room. That's why it's like, oooooh.
She might have heard it and she's like, I'm gonna leave.
but it's very much something it's Michi's new song let's hear it Michi mochi song
Aishite? no no no that's five months ago
daddy holy shit everybody needs a daddy and that's Rippo site let's hear
Michi's Gulika Moe's ay yo Michi I didn't even know Marilyn Monroe sang I
I know she did obviously the HAPPY BIRTHDAY, but that was like a oh I'm fucking Kennedy.
Pure Cinema.
Where's Mouse?
She's at ages.
Bruh.
Is it as long as P in history?
Okay, let's see it.
I have seen the New Mouse video.
Everyone needs a DILF is what I'm fucking hearing.
Jesus.
Okay, now, bye bye bye.
Are you muted in Discord?
I don't think so.
No? I don't have any suppression on.
Eh?
Sounds bad.
So, oh sorry.
Oh no I-
You can't hear the song? Really?
Because- oh my stream obviously.
Only in my stream can you hear me listening to things.
I don't- I don't know how to put it for your stream. I'm sorry.
My pin guy.
My pin guy.
Oh, what did you say?
Oh.
I said- I was speaking Thai.
I didn't know I'm beautiful.
Oh my penry!
You know, do you know a lot of Thai?
Thank you for the Ripple Cypher with five subs!
Um, I have a bit to get around.
Cause I lived there for three years so it would be pretty bad not to know at least how to get around.
But oh my god, thank you, I've stopped!
You sound so beautiful speaking it.
Oh, kakuen baka!
Thank you!
Oh my god!
You sound good!
Look, I'm not even Thai.
Only kakakura hama.
Hey, thank you.
Oh, that's so cool.
Oh!
Usodayo hii ah.
I'm not tired so I can't judge, but I don't know.
You sound good to me.
Thank you, baby girl.
How was your pee break?
It was pee-tagular.
Oh, I bet.
You took ages.
Are you OK?
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
It sometimes it takes me a while.
That's, you know what?
If time it worth spending, then fuck it!
It's true.
It's true, girlfriend.
It's true. Hold on.
I'm going to pull my hair out.
Do it.
Put that hair up, sis.
My hair up.
You've got to get real into it with demon knowledge.
I heard your new song.
I was listening to it on stream.
Your new song.
I saw it in your chat.
It's like, oh, look at that too.
It's like, oh, look at the mask, this new song.
Yes!
Bro, your voice super suits like,
when I hear your voice, it's very like,
usually my first thought is like,
oh it's very like, too soft, very,
and then I heard it and I'm like,
holy fuck, does Mouse's voice not work with like,
every fucking thing in this world?
Because that was, it was so,
like kind of like a bot, like that was like a,
oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you know what I mean?
I'm dancing at the club to that baby.
Oh my god, thank you, love you so much for the radio,
You've got a great stream, thank you!
You mean a lot to me.
AAAAAAAAH!
Hold me.
I'm dying for you.
I will die for you.
In your arms.
I'll put my life on the line.
I just wanted to-
But yeah, dad, dad.
Why?
I'm so glad that you like that, holy shit.
Well, what's not to like about Perfectionized?
Well, I can't wait till we do our song together.
Uh, when's that happenin' baby boy?
We're gonna do a duet and then it's gonna happen.
It'll be number one on the radio
Everywhere
Oh
You have a great voice you really do need to sing while I'm not joking
Your joke made you though a hundred percent like I promise you like I
would have been honest I
think
That if you okay, I'm just gonna straight up tell you bro
You have raw talent for streaming and raw talent for singing. You need to be doing both now.
Does somebody want to do a blush?
I would not say this to you if it was not true.
Oh my god, you're being... do you know what?
It's okay, they're coming off guard. I should thank you.
I would not say this if it was not true.
That means a lot actually coming from the number of all gentlemen's mouths.
You shouldn't be... don't overthink things
And don't like second guess yourself you got the it factor like you are that girl
Mouse if we were on a plane and it crashed into the mountains in the Andes and I died
I would give you permission to eat me
Anytime any legal voice starvation for my girl
The coolest thing ever
I just had to say it just in case you were wondering
Did you worry about it?
Right, thanks, let's hope I get the thumbs up.
Oh my God, that was a question that I had inside of me for so long.
I know!
Lord knows that we were both thinking it and I had to do it.
I had to just let you know it was okay.
Don't worry anymore.
Well, thanks for giving me the okay.
Yeah, I just, I had to do it.
You just had to do it.
You had to give it to him.
Have you ever gone through that feminine phase of looking up cannibalism?
What?
Wait, is that a feminine phase?
I'd like to think so.
Did you actually go on cannibalism websites?
No, maybe not look up cannibalism.
I made that sound very much like I was active.
The science behind cannibalism, the psychology.
Like why people want to become cannibals?
or how it impacted our history. Did you know mouse? I'm going to give you one
straight fact, okay? Okay. It's interesting. There's very few things that if you eat or
see even once that it permanently alters your brain without you even knowing it.
So even if you eat a human and you don't know it, it actually permanently
alters your brain in a way that like changes how you like... how do I explain
It changes your brain. It changes how you fuck, exactly.
But it's one of the only things in this world that if you digest it even a little bit, it completely alters your brain.
Hmmm, I'm not allowed to.
That's what I'm saying! Interesting!
What happens if it makes you aggressive?
It alters your brain in terms of the way you eat certain meats and digest things.
Well, is it just like human meat or is it like if you eat a brain?
Human meat. Because your body's not used to eating something like that.
Obviously it's used to eating like cow, pork, whatever.
But if it has a new type of meat, a new type of taste, it's kind of like,
hey yo, what the fuck is this?
So what am I telling you? This is such a Midwestern thing.
What the fuck does that even mean?
True shit. Fuck!
Wait, what is this?
My, okay, like, because my state has all the cannibalists,
so maybe that's just part of me.
Like Wisconsin had Dahmer, we had Ed Geen.
Wisconsin are you okay?
No.
There's just a new recent one where a girl like cut off her boyfriend's head and then just started eating a part of it.
I don't know.
What? I've only heard okay, so a part of like the criminal stuff would be of course we know those things but
I remember I watched a YouTube video about a guy that went on a cannibalism website and
he put out a personal ad for somebody to eat him and the guy replied and they literally
went to a hotel room and he ate him.
Consensually!
And the cops didn't know what to do with him.
So they still put him in jail?
And they still put him in jail but they didn't know how to charge him because it was
they like recorded it and everything knows like legit a consensual consumption yeah
like there's a contract like he signed a contract saying like I want this and it
was confirmed like he didn't do it under duress he recorded him doing and be like
I want this and yeah that he got life in prison that is absolutely insane to me
that is I will say that's probably bullshit like hey somebody's like hey
I want this it's like I mean I guess I could feel like the argument of being
like oh like euthanasia or something maybe but well I got a little deeper than
I but yeah either way either way dumb let me eat people literally people Lord knows
you got to wonder what human flesh tastes like well I don't want to know
I've never had the desire to eat a person you know what that's fair if I
I feel like if somebody offered it, if someone offered it, I'd probably be like, okay, maybe not.
Did you hear about the story about that guy that gave his leg to his friends?
Yeah, I read it! Yeah!
That is insane to me, too!
Bro, I could not imagine all my legs amputated. Let's eat it.
Bruh.
Bruh.
They like chat, for those of you who don't know, they like sign the pact, that if one of them were to like lose a limb,
Like, everybody in the group would be able to eat it.
Yeah.
I can't believe they let that man take home his leg.
What?
They let him. They let him have it.
How?
Disgusting.
Except, Rob, you know who's to say? Who's to say except them?
I don't think that's crazy to me.
That is crazy to me. I imagine like, you just got your leg chopped off and you're like, can I take that home?
Yeah, I think he like asked to take it so that he could like bury it or something
I don't know I don't know why he asked but I can't believe they let him take it home with him because I had surgery
And I had I had I had like my appendix removed and I had my gallbladder removed and then even Jesus didn't even let me see it
But I'm taking home with me
What the fuck? They didn't even let you see it. No. Were you interested? Were you and did you want to?
I did want to I wanted to see what it looked like
I was like, ay yo, that's a part of me.
Yeah, I was curious.
Yeah, like what the fuck does an appendix look like?
Like a liver?
I don't know.
I think it looks like a little nub.
Aw, it's cute.
Yeah, and then I don't know what the gallbladder.
It looks, the gallbladder looks kind of weird too.
Let me look at it.
It looks like a little bee.
Oh, shit, yeah, it's small.
It's pretty small and the appendix is small too.
You gallbladder is grow back?
No.
Once they're gone, they're gone.
Not like a liver, huh?
I don't think.
Wait, you can't grow back your liver.
Yeah, you can.
You can?
If you remove 90% of it, it grows back up.
It's the only part of the body that grows back.
It does?
Only if you remove half?
Yep.
About 90%.
Yeah, even if you remove half, as long as there's 10% left, it grows back.
Whoa, okay.
Yeah, it's the only part of the body that self-generates.
That's crazy.
That's so bad though, because for ages, obviously, it takes a while.
But no matter how many times you do it, you still will...
I'm gonna take it over to Lorena for a great stream, a bullpen.
That's why even if you have severe alcoholism, that sounds bad.
I'm like giving you this detail about like random detail.
Yeah?
Yeah, and your liver will be severely damaged.
And yeah, you can cut it, and obviously you
can't drink or anything forever, probably after that.
But if you stop and it grows back, then you're pretty much,
you're OK.
Like, OK, enough.
That's crazy.
I know, I'm just, I'm sorry, I had to give it to you.
I had to tell you.
Well, my liver's fine, thankfully.
My gallbladder is gone.
They ripped it out of me.
That's just, that's like, oh my God.
They ripped it out of me, because it was sick.
It's ripped, it just stole it.
And it stayed inside of me.
How do you get a bad gallbladder, can I ask?
Well, I don't know how mine happened.
I just know that I was really, really, really sick.
And then I went to the hospital and they told me,
I felt like I was having like a panic attack,
or like a heart attack, not a panic attack.
I felt like I was having a heart attack and they kept telling me that I was having a panic attack and I'm like I don't have a pa- I'm not having a panic attack.
I feel like I'm having a heart attack and then it turns out that it was my gallbladder that died inside of me and they had to take it out.
What an asshole.
It hurt a lot.
Fucking a gallbladder. Yeah that would I imagine.
Literally like they hospitalized me you know and I was there and I go to the bathroom and literally like...
Shit out blood, nothing with pure blood?
What the fuck?
Yeah, and I was like, guys, do you think this is a panic attack now?
Yeah, I think I'm shitting out blood, bitch!
This is like nothing but blood in the toilet, and then I was like, do you think this is a panic attack?
And they were like, oh shit.
Oh, maybe not, maybe not.
Really, it's not a panic attack after all.
Fuck me, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, it was fucking crazy.
Yeah, that sounds a bit yikes, I will not lie to you.
So I gotta admit, I gotta ask, have you ever had kidney stones?
Um, no.
Bro, I wonder what that's like, apparently that like, I can't imagine for a guy because
they have to like, piss out a stone out of their peony.
But for girls as well, obviously it's gonna fucking hurt.
I've had kidney issues, but I don't think I've never had to pass a stone.
Bruh, what kind of kidney issues could I ask?
Maybe that sounds like, hey, what kind of kidney issues?
Maybe I'll tell you in private, because it's like very specific.
Okay, that's fine. You know what? That was a very odd question to me to ask anyway.
Tell me about your kidneys and how fucked up they are.
How are your organs in general?
My organs are pretty fucked.
You know what?
I think I had a kidney stone one time, but I never really passed the stone
Like I would be on medicine
Are they just a stone living inside of you? I don't know. I don't know how that fucking works because I was I was young and I was like I
Don't remember what how that got resolved
I think they just gave me medicine. I
Was taking a lot of pain
But that's you know what you can have a stone
I think your stone, the stone like dissolves and then like you can I don't know
I think it could get pretty severe where it's like you might need to have them taken out or like there's like a laser
Treatment they can have or you can piss them out
Yeah, usually I thought they pissed him out like I'm not there was one post
I think I saw on reddit ages ago
So now you hear about kidney stones and you're like ooh that sounds bad like especially for girls like
obviously like it's gonna hurt, but then you see it with a guy and you're like
There's like one massive one that came out of this guy's like pee pee and I'm like a yo
My issues are more like infection
Than like getting a stone like when my kidney issue it's more like I'll get a kidney infection or I'll get like a
Pancreatitis or I'll get like some sort of weird infection. It's never really like a stone
Yeah, it just be like a general like sort of yeah, like yeah usually my problem cuz like I
Used to have a lot of digestive problems. I don't really have many now
They're not that bad, but it was always like oh you have an infection and it's just like oh fuck
Okay, oh shit
But you know what you don't have an infection now, do you know no no what I mean
No infection. Let's fucking go.
It's like, it's hard to explain.
It's like, it's more like
I don't have an active infection, but like
Yeah.
I get, I still get sick a lot, but like
if I get my plasma, I'm okay.
Yeah!
Yeah.
Yeah, mouse. Yeah!
So you had your, um...
I did the ID thing.
Yeah. You did your appointment yesterday?
Yesterday, right?
My dreamy, yeah. Yesterday.
which was kinda today.
Today yesterday, took that, did, did, did, did, did.
You feel better today?
Um, I usually feel like, okay, so I get it every week.
And I usually feel like shit for like two to three days
and then I'm okay.
And then it's time to get it again.
The next week.
What do you feel like shit now?
Yeah, but I'm fine, I can function, it's fine.
I'm just really medicated.
That's true, girl.
Yeah.
Don't push yourself.
What?
You're just a cute girl, though.
Speak cute.
Do you want me to go, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah?
It's fine.
I think when you have a chronic disease,
you learn how to function at the worst possible level
that it's like now.
I have a really high tolerance for pain
and feeling uncomfortable.
So I'm like, cool.
Geez.
If it's really, really bad, I just
need to take a breath.
I think a week or two ago, it
It's not so bad that I had to like tell Chad,
hey, I gotta like lay back and like turn on this thing
to like feel okay.
No, I'm sorry.
I mean, there's no words obviously I could.
Yeah, I'm fine though.
I'm okay.
It's just something I deal with every week.
It's like to me, it's just like,
oh well, it's X day.
It's time to feel like shit.
Oh my, you're strong.
God what who it sounds so cliche, but I really do mean it
You're strong little you're strong little god. I could not imagine just
You're very you're a bit too. You're too strong. You could like
Rule the world most clearly you would have so
Oh my god, you're right. I'm so nice. I'm just
No, but
You're just like the cutest little girl. I just love you little girl at the top of your
chest. I'm a grown-ass woman! I'm giving birth to you right now!
You really need to stop giving birth, okay? This is a problem. There's just too much.
I just... I need intervention. Intervention, intervention!
You just can't stop giving birth.
That's just... that's my lore. That's just... I love... I'm giving birth to everybody.
Oh, that's right. There's a lot of people here that don't know your lore.
Oh, you know what, let's keep it that way.
Is it a mitosis thing?
Sure, mitosis, mitosis.
Bro, how long have we been talking?
I don't know.
What is Ichi's thing done?
I feel like we're just like, hey, yo,
I've just gotten a rant, a rant about, oh.
I think she's also nervous about joining.
What?
Also, we have to, we should go into the Visogio collab
server.
Should we do it now?
Yeah, yeah, collab room two.
Room two.
And I'm here.
Welcome back.
Oh my god, thank you.
Is she like, let me, I'm going to message her.
Be like, get the fuck in here.
Yeah.
Join.
I'm sorry to the point where I think I've had so much
ugly shit happen to me that I'm forgetting stuff.
OK.
Bro, I'm like, I was telling Chad that like,
I had so much health shit happen to me that I forget shit all the time.
What do you mean?
Sometimes I forget that shit happens to me.
Yeah, I mean, it's kind of like, I think in a way a good thing, right?
Because then you're not just being like, oh, like thinking about it all the time.
Yeah, I just think to me like, I just really just forget that shit happened.
I mean, yeah, and there's a like,
I mean, in the end of the day, we're all human mouths.
Nobody wants to think about anything, especially like as much as you've been through.
So it's like, it's a lot.
And yeah, and I could not imagine.
Like, honestly, that sounds so, I really couldn't.
And I don't ever want you to know.
So I'm glad that if all you have to do is just not imagine.
Yeah.
To me, I wish no one ever had the chance to even imagine.
That means they'd never experience anything like it,
and that would make me happy.
I'm not gonna lie to you. It sounds like probably one of the hardest things anybody could do.
It's tough.
Yeah, and if you can have it escape like this, in any way, shape, or form, and if you know
I could somewhat help in any way, you know, say less.
Say less.
You're so sweet.
Oh my god, you know what?
No matter what mouse, you're our little mouse in the house in Laos.
Laos?
Laos?
What is a place?
Laos is a place?
It's true.
It is a place!
It is a place mouse.
It sounds like tie.
So there you go mouse.
I'll speak tie.
There's a point in there, but you get what I mean.
There's a little guy. There's a little sweetie. What the hook?
You know me. If there ain't he may, it ain't sweet may.
Sweet may.
Sweet may. Do the sweet may.
We're gonna do the sweet may today.
Do the, do the, do the sweet may.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Are you working on anything interesting lately? You got anything you could say?
I have a few things in the works, but I can't talk about them.
Oh, fair, fair.
Yeah.
I wish I could though.
Yeah, I'm excited, maybe in private.
Oh, if you want to.
Yeah.
In private, yeah.
You know, have you ever heard a song, um, fucking, what's it called, like...
Sorry, I don't like, I'm trying to-
Wait a minute, what about you?
I don't know, maybe.
I like the sound of maybe.
I like your maybe sounding better.
Have you ever heard the Rosario Vampire song that's like, uh,
There is a snow storm.
I think I have, brum-ra-rum-rum-rum.
Maybe for Christmas we could do that.
I would love to do a Christmas song.
Christmas album. Right now you and me- Christmas album!
Christmas album! I love Quimbo. I love Quimbo too.
I love that Quimbo baby. Quimbo is just so great Quimbo.
I could eat a Quimbo every day. I could eat a Quimbo every day.
Quimbo the baby. How come you chose to be a witch this year for Halloween?
No, I just thought that a witch would be cute.
I mean, it is cute, you know what I mean?
It's actually one of the winners of my,
I did like a design and outfit for me contest
and this was one of the winners.
Oh, yeah.
Super cute, I was like, damn, that's really detailed.
I saw the roses, initially it was like,
oh, it's red under the hat.
I'm like, oh, damn, it's roses.
Brother, they rigged every individual petal.
Bruh!
I was like, what the fuck, that's crazy.
The amount of work that went into this is crazy.
That is legit to quit.
But who rigged it?
It was rigged by Suika, and it was drawn by Kamochino.
Jesus Christ, fucking talented as shit.
Very talented.
Just like the people did your model, very talented.
Woofay.
Very beautiful to look at.
Woofay is super.
I can stick out my tongue as well.
I was like, I'm like, I'm like, but yeah, no, she's very,
I actually saw her like,
I got it recommended her video one time on YouTube,
and I'm like, oh my God, that's like,
that's what we're going down.
You know what's funny?
I recognize the name, cause I saw that,
and I think I know what YouTube video you look like.
Yeah, I think it was recommended a lot.
And I was so impressed, I was like, holy shit,
this is incredible.
And then you can view with this one,
I was like, oh my god, that's amazing!
I'm not just sure I'm like, when are you free?
Because I want this.
Oh my god, and it fits you so well.
You're so cute.
I was like, how can I stop?
You know what?
Cute is not an often term for me,
and I'll take it when I get it, baby.
Oh my god.
Oh my.
You're so cute.
Do we have time to play demonologists?
I don't even know.
Yeah!
Of course.
I mean, if you don't, do you have time?
Oh no, I was more of like, as Michi almost done.
But yeah, no, I have all night, baby.
I have all night.
Hello, there's me.
Is Michi alive?
Is Michi moochie-ing?
I think Michi's scared.
Michi, I'm going to be like, get in.
Michi, get your butt in here right now
and stop fucking around.
Stop fucking around, Michigan.
Yeah, Michigan.
Get the fuck in here!
You don't fucking like to rest in here.
I see.
Your grandfather's been playing Elden Ring.
What's wrong?
You don't want your grandfather playing Elden Ring?
He took four or five hours yesterday to complete to fight one boss.
I'm not even exaggerating that.
Four or five hours for one guy.
And he did it non-stop.
Oh my god.
Yeah!
About time, Michigan! About fucking time!
About shitty internet!
You have that Southeast Asian internet, I can tell.
I know, it was so bad.
It's gonna be okay.
We're gonna make it in here, we're gonna make it through it, we're gonna be the best ghost demon hunters known to man.
Did you guys play already?
No, I've never played it.
Wait, you haven't played this whole time?
We didn't, we were talking.
Yeah, we're just chatting. We said a lot of stuff, a lot of things.
You mean we're talking about how she wanted to eat people?
I really do, Michi. Don't be alone with her.
Fair. Fair.
I knew it.
Okay, let me just set up the game real quick.
Why don't you do it?
I knew it. I knew it.
Oh, shut up. I'll set it up too. I'll just open it and put it on.
You're drinking.
Well, we'll wait for you to invite us before I...
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Wait, I can't invite yet? Hold on. How do I...
Oh, I think I remember how to hold on.
Can I ask a dumb question?
Sure.
Is a region like...
A continent?
Uh...
I don't think that's a dumb question because I don't know the answer to it, so it's not a dumb question.
Like, when I say region block, is it like Asia?
I'd say yes.
Okay, I think, okay, now I don't feel so dumb then.
Thank you, Mows.
Coming in clutch, not making me feel dumb.
Well, I made a lobby.
Go make that lobby cup.
I think I can invite you guys.
Okay.
Wait.
Oh shit, let's go.
Get twisted.
Where the fuck do I go?
Not that twisted.
I'm not the one who needs to do a toad.
A toad is just my dinner.
I joined, but I don't see anybody.
Wait, you might see me.
Doko-Dek.
Okay.
How do I know if I invited you?
You don't see me?
I don't see you.
Do you see me?
What the fuck?
I don't see you either.
I'm in a place.
I see a cross and an inhaler.
Oh, can you invite me again?
Why is this so cool?
Jesus, what is this setting?
Oh, is there a tutorial?
Oh, is there? I don't... Oh shit, maybe.
It says tool inventory, single player or multiplayer.
Click multiplayer?
Is required to vote on a map. Oh, I'm clicking it. Do I know?
Wait, let me, let me, let me write you again.
Okay.
Please, ma'am, I need some more.
I'll give you more. Don't worry.
Oh, that's weird. I clicked join, but then it doesn't work.
Hmm like I'm not actually joining the game
Like you mean like you're putting a room or yeah, I'm still in the room responding
Because I'm playing me with me it did that for me as well. Oh, yeah, let me let me redo it. Well, let me redo it
Let me redo it
Oh shit
What the fuck happened to my game?
I'm stupid
Duh, no no no!
Okay, I'm in a room again.
Okay, I'm gonna wait you again.
I did it, I did it. AAAAAAAAH!
Okay, hold on.
Did I tag the wrong one?
Oh, shit.
Hey, May, how about me? What is your act?
Wait, wait, what do you mean, like, on Steam?
Don't we have each other?
Oh, your thing is just hajime.
I'm hajime.
That's a male hama hajima.
There we go.
W. Kalaev.
Jesus.
All right, here we go.
Good.
I think.
I joined.
What the fuck?
I clicked play, but there's not spawning me anywhere.
Yeah, it's spawning me in a room,
and I see a rocking chair.
Yeah.
Nani?
Nani?
Nani the fuck?
Okay, it says, single player, multiplayer, lobby is required to vote on Matt.
Okay, well I don't mean anything.
Okay, um.
Wait, Chad, do you know why this is happening?
Are you hearing him breathing?
Oh, is there an invite code that I have to give him?
Oh, but no.
Oh, okay.
Okay, I turned off motion blur, thank god.
That shit was so, ugh.
That's so yucky.
I know, I hate it.
Oh, okay, hold on.
I don't think tutorial. I don't think I got a tutorial.
I didn't spawn in with a tutorial, and even if I did, I probably just accidentally left it.
Do I just look crazy? Am I going to get jump scared here?
Oh, I see! Okay, I think that's the issue, is that when you press play, you need to manually create a lobby that we go through.
Yeah, I just made it. Here's the password I put it in in collab-e-n.
Okay. Let me hide it real quick.
You just type it in, and you join. You join any type in the password.
Okay.
It's amazing.
It's amazing.
Join private game...
...pain.
AHH!
Almost... Okay, I gotta hide that. That was...
...very close.
Oh, it's so close. Okay.
Oh, thank God I hid that just in time. Okay.
Hello.
I can hear you in the game too.
Okay, I'm gonna mute here then.
Okay.
I can't hear he-me in the game.
Hey, baby!
Can you hear me in the game?
I can't hear you in the game.
Well, fuck.
Mechie?
Okay, you know what?
Oh, I think it works now.
No, I want to destroy it.
Oh no, you weren't talking in the game just now.
Hello.
Hi.
Hello.
Yes.
Okay, I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
Nice.
Okay.
Can you hear me now?
Yeah.
Nice.
It's working.
Okay.
Here I need you to click Escape and then you go Setting and then you go Audio and
then you scroll to Input Mode and click the right button until it says Voice Activation
And make sure your input device is the right one.
We can't hear you in the game.
It says I need to restart the game in order
for my new mic to work.
So take it off to push to talk.
Oh, sorry.
It pushed to talk.
Yeah, you can go to the settings and then add you.
Yeah.
Does it work?
It says I need to restart in order
with the updated settings?
Where's P- Oh Push-a-Talk, no I don't want Push-a-Talk.
Get that.
Oh wait wait wait, maybe?
Okay, wait, let me try now.
Oh, I thought it was a kitty cat.
You have to pet the cat.
It's a bit.
I suppose if you must pet the cat, do you have a name?
I just scammed a birthday person's money on my fucked up birthday.
What?
Oh, they're adorable.
I fucking love this cat.
Okay.
You got it again.
Oh I hear you.
Yeah!
I got it.
I didn't get it.
Yeah!
You're naked.
Why are you naked, bitch?
Well, you can be naked too.
Just come over here and customize.
All right.
Show me.
You can be naked too.
You load a customized character,
and then you can change your appearance.
Oh, well, I have to pay for this?
I'm broke.
Also, the longer we stay in the lobby,
the fatter the cat becomes.
Oh my god, yes.
I'm never leaving the lobby.
What the fuck? Lose some weight, cat.
Except I want to pet it.
Oh, the cat is so chunky!
Move my clothes. I can only pay.
Okay, how do I fuck?
Yeah, what the fuck?
I think we pay. I think the more we do, the more money we get to do it.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh my god!
Places I don't even know.
We're gonna hear double voices.
Again?
Open two screens, like your-
What are you talking about?
It's on system, yeah, this-
Dude, game audio's open, okay, I closed it.
I'm doing great.
I'm doing- I'm living-
I'll-
I go pee.
Yeah!
Okay.
Watch the Jimmy Neutron ASMR.
Look, I love that video.
Then there was-
What was the-
I'm gonna send a tail of metal, I'm gonna send a tail of metal, it's so funny.
Watch the whole thing like twice.
It's like, what is it smelling?
Actron gives you an ear cleaning.
You're a robot.
Straight from YouTube stream to Masi's thanks chat for the happy birthday
When I fell from heaven. Oh, what the fuck? What is this? No, when it took me like a
Yeah, I'm doing my science project