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🔴SUBATHON DAY 28! | 69HR TIMER GOAL! GACHA PER 5 GIFT | !feast NEW SONG & VIDEO | #VSHOJO | !subathon | !tts | !merch | !yt | !razer | !gg
09-29-2024 · 47h 59m
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Hmm...
Fold the line, my friends.
We are back. All you need to do is just refresh.
Stop it. We knew the stream was going to reset.
We fucking knew it.
And now we're back.
Maybe you're a good...
You're a good... Thank you so much for the good stuff.
Thank you very very much.
Holy shit, thank you guys so much.
Baddie, thank you so much for the 5 minutes.
We didn't miss a fucking beat, bros.
We didn't miss a fucking beat.
We didn't miss a fucking beat.
Type 19.
cusit go see you so much for the 5 bits and subs thank you very very much we are back again
we are back again so much for the gifted subs back so much for the gifted subs
pog thank you so much for the gifted subs act this thingy so much for the gifted subs thank you guys so much
we're killing it you guys are killing it right now don't forget that this is for charity
this is for the IDF this is for the immune deficit foundation
Draped all day so much for the 10 gifts and so thank you so so much
So much, thank you guys so much
And gift and stuff, holy shit
We're so close to 66 hours, 66 hours
Can we do it?
Roll to 69 has never looked so fine
Baby and thank you so much for the gift and stuff
Thank you very very much
I appreciate it, thank you so much
Thank you so much for the 5 gift and stuff
Fucking going bros
Thank you very very much
Oh man we're pushing, can we hit the 66?
Can we hit 66?
It's been, it's been, it's been quite a day today.
It's been quite a day today.
No joke, it's been quite a day today.
Halfway to 66.
Not a drill, bro.
We are halfway to 66.
We are halfway to 66.
I, I, I really gotta go to the bathroom.
Oh my god, can we hit 66?
Can I go to the bathroom?
See, I go, thank you so much for the time.
Get this, those king legs.
Thank you so much for the 5 get the subs. Thank you so much.
You guys are amazing. Thank you, Val.
Incredible, incredible, Val.
Thank you for the 50. That's amazing.
We're climbing. We're climbing up there.
We're climbing up there. Are we gonna get there?
Are we gonna get there? Are we gonna get there?
Oh my God, we're only 10 minutes away.
Ghost, you big a chat. Look at you.
Thank you, Ghost.
Are we are we there can we keep on pushing our goal is to hit
What is a 69 hours 69 hours before it's time to go to bed?
69 fucking hours brows can we do it?
Thank you so much for the five get themselves. Thank you. Okay. I'm gonna I'm gonna go to the bathroom
Guys I'm gonna go to the bathroom keep that hype up keep that hype up
Let's try to get it to 69 hours
Let's try to get into 69 hours.
Wait! I'm gonna go to the bathroom really quick and I'll be right back.
Let's try to get into 69 hours, okay?
I'll be right back.
Listen 5 sub-gang, I will match all the bonuses that Twitch will give for the next 5 minutes.
Get started, gang.
Chat, we only need 2 more hours on the timer to reach the goal of 69 hours.
We can do this, guys!
5 gang rise up!
Fuck that, moon!
Do short people start their stories with when I was little, or do they say as I am today?
Also chat, raise the timer.
I was shocked to read in the papers today that a short person had been pickpocketed.
I just thought to myself, how could someone stoop so low?
The table like a big fucking cock!
So everybody that you have a big fucking dick today and slap that crime on the fucking table right now!
I'm back!
I'm back bros!
I'm so stressed.
I'm so stressed out, fuck.
Thank you, thank you.
Sorry I had to leave.
I had to fucking clean my fucking humidifier from like my oxygen and shit, cause it was
like, I changed the water and it was all nice and clean yesterday and then I look
inside and I'm like, what the fuck?
It's dirty as shit.
I'm like, what happened?
What happened between yesterday and today?
So I do like, change everything, take it off, now I'm riding, I'm riding naked with no humidifier
so my nose is going to be bleeding for days, cause ain't no way I could get an extra humidifier
on a Sunday.
And I'm going to have to wait till business hours to get another one.
And I'm just like, goddammit, cuckawater, how's all the problems?
That's not how that works, that's not how that works bros, that's not how that works.
What a goat, they used so much for the five gift-a-subs, thank you!
So much, thank you very very much!
Oh shit, maybe I could Amazon this shit.
Maybe I could Amazon it.
What?
Well, I'll get here.
Well, chat, never thought in my life I'll be Amazon-ing something to my house.
Hmm, 69 hours.
No we should go beyond that.
We are only 12k from taking 3rd place, that should be our next goal.
Let's go!
Let's do this chat, fuck the moon.
We're fucking the moon bros guys, I'm, I'm, I'm having a rough morning.
Let's fucking raise that fucking timer to 69 hours bros.
Let's raise that motherfucking timer.
Let's fuck the motherfucking moon.
It's time to raise that timer bros!
Let's raise the timer!
Raise the timer! Pyro, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs! Holy shit!
What's with the 5 gifted subs? And thank you to Twitch for the gifted subs.
Yes. Neutron, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs! So cute, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs!
Thank you guys so much for taking care of the timer while I was gone. I'm sorry it took so long.
Fuck, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs! Vickla, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs!
You guys are so quiet!
You still look to the left of the crime on the table like a big fucking cock!
So everybody that you hate is not fucking doing the crime on the fucking table right now!
Slap that shit on the table, I can't believe we're just Amazon to medical supply to my fucking house.
What the fuck? Holy shit.
Looks like I'm not gonna be bleeding out my nose for days.
You guys so much! Let's raise the timer! Let's make it!
Let's make it, let's make it to 69 hours, we're so close to 68 hours, we're edgy ever so closely to 68 hours, bros.
We're edgy ever so closely to 68 hours.
Let's raise that motherfucking timer, let's fuck that fucking mountain today.
Well, thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs, thank you very very much.
I appreciate it, Thomas, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs, thank you very much.
Bro, I had to replace my whole tubing system. That was so annoying.
NEM, thank you so much for the 5 gift subs! Thank you NEM!
Thank you NEM, I appreciate it. Thank you very, very much.
This was colossal. Thank you so much for the 5 gift subs. Thank you very, very much.
Oh my God, we're already halfway to 68, bro.
How are we doing this so fast? I fucking believe.
I fucking believe. How are we doing this shit so fast? That's amazing.
Sixty-seven hours.
Leapy, thank you so much for the fact that you get this done. Holy shit!
Leapy, Leapy Tree, thank you so much for the fifty hours. Holy fuck.
Oh my god, we're pushing. We're pushing the fucking limit, bros.
We're pushing the motherfucking limits. Why is my mouse going crazy?
We're hop, skip, and a jump away.
Are we doing it?
Oh, we're already halfway there. We're already halfway there, bros!
We're on our fucking way!
The hours. 68 hours, bros.
If we hit 69, I will do karaoke tomorrow morning. I can't do it today because I think...
I don't know if my throat will be okay.
But tomorrow, for sure, in the morning, I will be doing karaoke.
For you!
Yeah, 257, let's go space parade!
Holy shit, I just noticed we fit 257.
What the fuck?
Holy shit!
What the fuck?
Secret track?
I don't know.
Album, you will get that secret track if we hit 260, if we do not hit 260, thus the
secret track will not exist.
There'll be no secret track.
There'll be no secret track.
I was gonna hit 68 hours, bros, let's push it to 68 fucking hours.
Oh yeah, and I can't tell you what that secret track is because it's gonna be a secretive track.
Can we get a teaser? Absolutely not.
Absolutely not. I already gave you three teasers for my album.
So much for the gifted stuff, Rorosha. Thank you so much for the gifted stuff.
Thank you guys so much! Thank you!
Holy shit! Secret track that you don't know what SHIT I'M OUT!
Oh my god, are we gonna hit 68?
Come on, bros.
Are we gonna hit 68 hours? What? 67, 33?
67 hours and 33 fucking minutes
Five gifted subs!
Thank you super chicken!
Thank you very much!
Thank you so much super chicken!
Gifted subs, thank you very very much!
Thank you!
Thank you very much Dobbish!
Gifted subs, thank you Pyro!
Thank you very much!
Thank you so much Pyro!
Holy shit, my five gang is really fucking stepping up today
Thank you five gang
Thank you so much five gang
Thank you Five Gang, I appreciate it.
Can we bake it to 68?
Mili, thank you so much for the Five Gifted Subs!
Man, thank you so much for the Five Gifted Subs!
This is probably dumb!
Thank you so much for the Five Gifted Subs!
Oh shit, this gotcha shit is not as fucking crazy.
Holy shit!
Neutron, thank you so much for the Gifted Subs!
Whoa, Neutron, thank you so much for the Hundred Gifted Subs!
They're fucking two wastegifting 31 fucking subs!
Holy shit, let's fucking go! Let's fucking go, bros!
Oh my God!
So much, Eutron! Oh my goodness, we're almost there. We're about to touch 68.
How do you think you so much? Well, if I get the Thumbs,
what do you think if I get the Thumbs? Thank you, Thomas!
Thank you, Thomas!
Thanks so much!
Yeah! Funny number incoming! Mr. Blake, thank you so much!
For the best thing I did, thank you, Mr. Blake!
Oh my goodness!
Thank you so much for the gift and subs.
Thank you, hi you, thank you.
Thank you, hi you, thank you very much.
Funny, funny number.
Thank you, oh, nice.
Well, we can do it, I believe.
I believe in chat, I believe in my community.
We've been fucking killing it.
You guys have been like,
probably wrong every day.
So it's, it's absolutely insane,
absolutely amazing.
Absolutely amazing, absolutely insane.
Is it a little있는net number yes yes
clouds thank you so much for the gifted subs thank you cloud
Thank you cloud thank you very much
You only accept one
Thanks Try dodge
Okay
THANK YOU
God, I can't fucking believe it.
Hehehehe
Let's go chat.
Let's fuck the moon and get that secret scuffle-up track unlocked.
What?
Take your toys for the 20 and gift it to...
until they get to the gift of those...
Thank you, Gordie.
What the hell?
I don't ever want to hear that somebody around ever again.
I swear to God.
Don't you dare start that rumor.
Oh my God.
Thank you again for the gift of those.
Thank you, Thomas.
Thank you, Tom Rache.
These alt- Z, get the fuck out of here, off your alt.
Sword of God.
Z, I'm Sword of God. We're halfway there! We're halfway to 69, baby.
Le Dumont, thank you so much for the gifted chubs.
Thank you for the fight with yourselves, Le Dumont.
Thank you very, very much.
Yeah, we'll continue to do Old and Ringed DLC.
I will, probably not today, because I'm kinda...
I'm kinda tired and a little bit under the weather.
I think I'm gonna do some cleaning before I go to bed and then we'll do more
fun stuff tomorrow. We'll start off with karaoke in the morning.
Hi, Ro! Thank you so much for the gifted subs!
Oh my God! Are we about to hit 69? Let's fucking go!
Certified! Thank you, certified wombologists. Thank you very, very much.
Bumbly Bumbly, thank you, thank you Bumbly Bumbly.
Yeah, we'll do some cleaning and then we'll watch some videos and then I'll go to bed and then tomorrow.
Sumo, thank you so much for the good things.
Tomorrow I'll wake up and we'll do some singing and do all this stuff.
I want to play mouthwash today but maybe we'll play it tomorrow.
Wait, tomorrow? Tomorrow doesn't do Kosha's start.
Thank you so much for the gift!
Kyler, thank you so much for the gift!
69?
69?
Are we gonna...
Are we gonna do it?
Thank you Thomas!
Thank you Thomas!
Thank you so much for the gift!
Oh my God, we're so close.
Thank you so much for the gift!
Oh my God, we're very, very close.
We're almost there, bro.
Oh, thank you so much in game. Thank you guys so much for the gift and subs. Thank you very very much
He don't thank you so much for the gift and subs. Thank you
Tables love high train brawl
69 hours let's fucking go you guys are amazing. Let's better ourselves on the back
But why why should we stop there when we can bank 72 hours? You know what that is 72 hours is a guaranteed three
extra days
To read it not one day not two days
Three days. Three fucking days, bros.
Three days. Can we break? Can we break in 72 hours on the clock and be like, shit, we're gonna keep her here three extra fucking days.
Thomas! Thank you so much for the gift and some steak, you can you break in three days?
Can we break in three fucking extra days with me?
Three days
Three days to hang out three days to do shit
Movie's gonna come over. He's gonna have a great time. We're gonna have a great time with booby. We're gonna play games
I gotta play games with then maybe thank you so much for the Billy's. Thank you very very much
I'll play games with then I told then we were gonna play some games
Shit, we're so close to 50 a.k. What the fuck?
We're gonna do it. No, I won't it will not believe the company's that it means that we want to play something together
just me and Zane.
GIFTED SOAPS, THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH!
THANK YOU!
THANK YOU, MY GIGACHADGE!
THANK YOU!
YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING!
Hola todos!
Hola!
Como estas?
Shit, is that Stray Kids?
You damn right it's fucking Stray Kids!
I am now, so let's go hype!
You damn right it's fucking Stray Kids!
I love Stray Kids!
No, Goobie's coming soon!
He hasn't come...
Well, he came a while back ago,
but now he has a second appearance
that he's coming for.
So...
Oh, we get Twitch at 1, 2, 3. Wait, how many, how many subs does Switch have this day? Hold on, let me see.
Oh my, look.
Twitch.television.
Twitch.television. Twitch.television.
Oh my god. 1, 2, 2, 5, 2.
Holy shit.
Jack!
Let's raise the fucking timer at the time of 72 hours. Let's fucking go, bros!
Let's go further beyond. Let's hit two. You know what? Let's let's hit two fifty eight k
Zebra, thank you so much for the gift itself. Holy shit. Holy shit, bros. Thank you so much for the gift itself
Can we do fifty two fifty eight k?
We are milking towards dry
Sorry, Twitch, not sorry, Twitch
We're so close. Can we do the tiny little push to two fifty eight k
Hey, what are you doing on my screen? I don't know, why the fuck did you click on my screen?
Get the thumbs, thank you very very much!
How the fuck did I know? Why the fuck did you click on my screen?
You raised a war?
We did great bros, we did great today.
Oh man, 11k more for top 3?
Holy shit!
Oh my goodness, thank you so much for the 50 yen toky.
Oh my god, we're so close.
Thank you so so much!
Thank you so much, thank you very very much!
It is for charity, it is for charity, it is for charity, it is for the Immune Deficiency Foundation.
This is the launch of the Gifted Songs, thank you very very much.
Oh yeah, we also have the Coldstream Cuties concert, which is going to be tonight at 8pm EST.
We'll be cold streaming Cuties concert and watching Cuties concert together.
Cindy, thank you so much for the Gifted Songs.
She told me I have to sing on my stream, so I promised her I would sing on my stream, so we're gonna do this too.
You figure out what song yet? Uh, I don't know.
I don't know what song I wanna sing. I don't know what song.
Whoa, we're at 69, 20 minutes, 69 hours and 20 minutes.
Can we push the 70 hours?
Mouse, you are an inspiration and chat, you are amazing, sending you love.
No, I'm sending you love.
I'm sending you love.
Thank you! Thank you so much for the gifts and so's thank you very very much!
Oh my god we're getting so close!
Chat! Let's do a vote!
Let's do a vote. I won't run until before I go to bed.
Hopefully we can make it to 72 hours before I go to bed.
Thank you so much for the gifts and so's thank you very much!
I have three days on the clock.
I keep thinking about that room, that place that I gotta clean the fucking apartment.
I'm gonna clean the apartment guys.
It's 70 hours.
You just bought Kremz and Clear? I love that game so much.
It's fun. It's fun. I like it.
And it's very relaxing before bed.
It helps me go to bed, actually. It actually helps me go to sleep.
Mm-hmm, I'm crazy.
Some more content added soon?
I can't wait! I can't wait!
I hope I have the same vibes as House Whipper.
Kind of worried? Why is that kind of worrying? Because the game holds we go to sleep.
What's up, Brooke?
Close boo! I wanna play crime scene cleaner.
Get yourselves.
Thank you so much for the Get the Soast thank you!
Truly Get the Soast thank you!
You're my whatever you want.
Really?
Vito?
Yep, I'm re-doling because I wanna play crime scene cleaner.
So bad.
Eat kaka.
The pole was all alive.
Maybe we could do both. If I'm not too tired, I might watch some videos after, but I'm kind of
Thank you so much for the thank you put subs. I always want to react Andy. I like I like I like watching videos. It's fun
It's fun
Sometimes I just don't feel like watching videos
Does not house trail
You see the new minecraft trailer I did and it made me want to throw up because it was so stupid
It was terrible. It's so bad
It's so fucking bad, dude.
That's why! I just don't understand.
I feel, also, I feel like, I feel like when I was watching the trailer,
I feel like they were overacting and it was so weird. It was so bizarre to me.
It just felt like they were like super overacting.
And it just made it seem like really cringe because of how much they were overacting.
He recently finished my own sub-a-thon and lasted for seven days with 12-hour-a-day streaming.
Congratulations!
You inspired me to do this and I wanted to say thank you.
It was my first time doing that and was a bit tough towards the end.
But it was all worth it.
It was all worth it.
Seeing you pull weeks and weeks of streaming life for us to your solid rock and once again inspirational
give up the fantastic work.
Thank you very, very much.
Pleasure.
Thank you and congratulations on your sub-a-thon.
That was incredible.
I really want to see if we can make it to 72 hours before I close my eyes.
So if we could please make it to 72 hours so we could have 72 hours banked.
Guaranteed banked. Guaranteed banked 72 hours.
Black Ratchet, thank you so much for the gifted subs. Thank you for the 20 gifted subs. Holy shit. You gigachat.
Thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs. Thank you very much.
Thank you very very much. Oh my goodness. How do I have fun playing Satisfactory?
Oh that's very splitting up this damn apartment.
Did Mousy watch Minecraft live? Nope.
I did not.
Woah woah woah woah. I always feel like.
Chat is watching. It's not blood. It's just ketchup going on.
What was I doing?
You were jacking off. That's what you were doing.
I'm jacking off everywhere! Jacking off!
Everybody's watching me!
Ooh, what time is it?
Oh, I'm gonna take...
I'm gonna take my beds
and get rid of this fucking crunch.
Chad, are you guys gonna...
do anything special for Halloween?
Hmm?
Oh, I thought it was 10.
What's all the time?
Are you doing anything special for Halloween?
I don't have any friends anymore. I'm an introvert!
that's okay we're gonna have a VR chat party so you guys can come and watch the
VR chat party we show Joel Halloween party like we do every year every year
we do the visual Joel Halloween party and this year we have we have um
this year we have new members so it's gonna be even more fun you know we got
and Michi Michi was not with us last Halloween.
Where the fuck is the thing to fail?
What the hell?
Oh, it's gonna be fun to have Michi here with us.
I know, she likes to party.
Here there's like different like,
out this year there's new like Halloween worlds,
because you know, I feel like the past two years
like we went to the same similar worlds.
Nice to just go to a different world this time.
What are you thinking about my skills?
I'm a fucking pro!
He was not sure if anyone let you know last night, but she ended up spinning the embarrassing story on his wheel.
Since you asked to be told if he spun it, he told it just after.
The 1 hour 49 minute mark of his VOD if you wanted to watch it later.
Oh yeah! Definitely.
Definitely, definitely. I wonder what it's about.
What the hell?
Okay, you'll be so there's just way too much catch up here. What the heck what is this oh
It's a fucking solo cup oh
Shit, it's fucking we recycle recycle the solo cup. Yeah, I'm gonna use it
For me. I'm gonna drink out of it
the chips anything but that oh brother oh boy I'm like magic what kind of magic the
real kind or like the fake time I'm actually talking like are we talking
like wizard magic or are we talking like magician from like Las Vegas magic
kind of magic to talking about I'm just curious and you thank you so much
Thanks for the YouTube subs, thank you, thank you.
Well that's pretty kind of, ew.
Hand him it.
Oh, Sun Las Vegas magic, goddammit.
Nothing does anything wrong with Las Vegas magic,
but you know, I think you've been like,
like I'm a witch.
You know, I'm a witch magic.
The track is my longer secret.
Sorry, pop out of me.
You're a witch, I'm afraid we have to burn, oh!
What the fuck struggle happened?
Yeah, I think it was a little bit more than a struggle.
I'm just saying, it's like I said the other day,
why would anybody sit here and fuck in,
I don't know, it's like they were like,
oh, I'm just gonna bleed this person
and paint the whole fucking house red.
The hunters in time to face this chat?
Maybe, you never know.
And they're confirmed or denied.
Ooh, the hunters are.
They cannot.
I've been kinda sick to my stomach like all day.
Jesus.
Wait, we're back out of playing the scrub daddy.
Here you're a designer.
I need to repaint this whole place.
Playing the seven days die with fat integration.
I kinda wanna do more.
I wanna play more.
But Dad, you guys need to fucking calm down.
You guys need to calm down.
There's still much, still much stuff going on.
Oh, okay, me.
You're gonna be in big trouble.
Okay, me.
Needs a good clean up.
Uh oh.
What did you do?
What did you do, huh?
I'm already starting to get sleepy.
Like pretty bad.
It's pretty relaxing to clean.
I think it's because I always wanted to clean.
But really let me clean the house.
She said that wasn't my job.
She said my job
wasn't to do chores.
My job was to study and get the grades. That was my job.
So everybody in the house has a job and my job was to study and get the grades.
I remember telling her that I wanted chores and she got mad at me.
I just wanted to wash dishes and shit. I thought that would be fun.
But I think it's not fun. Be my balls.
Something's blocking the way.
What the fuck? There's nothing blocking the way!
Oh, it's a fucking computer? What is this, anyway?
Is this a projector?
I mean, they think you're so much better if I get the subs, thank you.
Oh my god, how am I gonna fail? Take my meds.
What am I gonna do this?
Eleven.
Your task is to keep me awake.
Do you have yellow functions?
Huh?
Everybody in your mom has- in this town has Z-Ruggy-Burter-Jurys.
Like, what the fuck?
Everybody has-
He's like, I'm like, what the fuck?
Slap that crime on the table like a big fucking cock!
So everybody that you have a big fucking dick today,
slap that crime on the fucking table right now!
So this is your last-
We could be your alarm to remind you.
Stay the fuck awake, mouse.
Stay the fuck awake.
Also fuck the moon 72 hours.
POTATO!
Hey, Jack.
Stay the fuck away.
Why is blood-blo-blo-blo-blo-blo-blo?
Why does blood glow under the black light?
Do I have acid, alien blood?
Only a few days left, mouse. Stay awake, gun.
Chat raise the timer, go five, gang.
Holy shit, three computers set up. Let's fucking go.
Golden Era of Sudoku.
What a rocket ship.
Cocaine!
I-I-I-I-I-I'm literally- I think I'm falling asleep when my eyes open.
I stay up to take my medicine.
The music is pretty soothing.
Oh chat, you'll always have to leave your mess everywhere.
What am I gonna do with you?
Clean up and clean up after yourself, huh?
You're getting paid to clean so it's okay?
I'm gonna stop.
Maybe watching some videos will wake me up and keep me awake.
Probably not, I'll probably fall asleep while watching too.
I'm really gonna buy an open doctor house cuz absolutely not.
Wake up, wake up, wake up.
Hey, have you not heard the Scuttlebutt?
No, you've got it. The buzz, the who said what? Who does that? Yeah, the Scuttlebutt.
Well, um, is there daily dose of internet?
I'm killing you. I'm killing you. I don't care about anything else. I don't give a shit about anything else.
I-my programming is just get that fucking guy right now.
Because there is no-
What?
Oh, he's running? Get back on!
Nope, it's just-
I meant to ask, Salem dropped another teaser song, have you heard it yet?
No, I haven't. I've been in Sabaton.
Tell me if I've been watching this and if I've heard this, I've been in Sabaton for the past months! No!
Let's see... uh...
Hello everyone, this is your Daily Desk of Internet.
What the fuck?
How did the bear get IN the house? Like, what the fuck? Is it just because he had the dog?
So...
There's a baby bear, too. It's a little baby.
He managed to get inside his car and safely escape from the bear.
A skateboarder passed away but wanted a custom gravestone so that his friends could have fun when they visit him.
Oh my god, my mom would kill me.
But I will be dead, so it doesn't matter.
This might be the greatest Jenga move of all time.
Shit!
This was the absolute worst time for her to sneeze.
They wanted to introduce their new kitten to their older cat.
She was scared!
So why is the zipline so aggressive?
This guy doesn't trust his friends.
The circus dog can help out when she goes shopping.
They all decided that they wanted a game in the mountains together.
She dropped her phone in the sewer and needed help getting it out.
The bus didn't wait for him at the bus stop, so he decided to force the bus to wait.
A police officer arrested a delivery driver but was still able to deliver the food.
This is what happens when you celebrate your birthday at a fancy Italian restaurant.
This is Pesto the penguin and he's going super viral on the internet because he's just a baby but is already bigger than his parents.
What the wife Pesto so big!
This artist knows how to paint by using light.
This guy got a new horn for his trunk.
This van decided to randomly take over a gas station and start jamming out.
One of my subscribers found out that he has a really squeaky eye.
This zoo decided to have a gender reveal for one of their pandas.
Yeah, so I can see if we can recruit more people.
These are called wooly aphids and they completely took over this brand.
Ew, what the heck is it?
No, I hate everything about that. Ew.
So why does this bird sound like a dinosaur?
Whenever their vacuum gets clogged up, they ask their raccoon to help out.
This child gets stuck in a claw machine.
Ow!
This might be the world's first robotic music conductor.
It looks like an employee at the train station fell asleep on their keyboard.
Poor little guy was put in a love-choke home.
There's nothing stronger than a baby's grip.
Because smartphones use infrared light, this is what they look like under night vision.
Face ID can kill you. This is face ID.
And also, when you're taking night mode shots, this is what it looks like.
This is night photo mode. Night mode photo. Photo mode night.
This guy was proposing to his partner when a curious sea lion showed up.
Playing volleyball with a heavy medicine ball looks intense.
That is Yena's video. Are we hoping enjoyed and I'll see you guys again ever soon
So this seems like a nightmare scenario
Well, are you fucking dumb?
This company was doing some repairs in the attic when this happened
You can see food go down his dog's throat whenever they eat
He lost her phone on his ride, but his worker was in perfect position.
A truck created a sinkhole in the road, which unfortunately led to this.
The good news is that nobody was hurt.
Only two times a year during the spring and fall, this person's toilet perfectly lines
up with the sun.
They found someone that can talk backwards on demand.
Competitive!
It's just my wife.
Thorough!
I rock.
Chippy Chips!
Epic Green High!
Sometime in your life I'm so competitive.
If you're significant, ask me all the time.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh, there's a boat!
Oh, it's a game!
This has to be the worst boat truck driver of all time.
I'm up and over.
You have to be kidding me.
What, A?
This is what happens when you put soap into a towel and blow into it.
They really hyped her up just for her to do this.
This was the result of her using a hairdryer without a diffuser.
This is what it looks like.
This is now what I'm working with, and I have a job interview in a few hours.
Everyone kept slipping and falling in the same exact spot.
I really don't know if this is the best way to escape from predators.
What the fuck?
I would do that.
That's me.
This has to be the dumbest idea for a sport.
one bit decided that our poll was a.
I've never seen a ghost workout before.
The.
Go go go.
People in Netherlands love their bikes so much that they built a giant parking garage just
for banks.
This is the problem with putting a bar and a deep pool.
What do you think the secret meeting is about?
So, what exactly is going on here?
So, what do you think these two are related?
A passenger was stuck in this plane bathroom for over 35 minutes.
Beware, beware.
I have the ultimate weapon.
This is the problem when a younger dog plays with an older dog.
They ordered mozzarella sticks from the appetizer menu and got a mozzarella meter instead.
This guy figured out the best way to move heavy objects.
There's a zoo in Japan with a giant guinea pig exhibit.
I guess penguins are super interested in shadows.
Oh, no.
I feel like cats.
What are you doing?
That is Yuna's video. Are we hoping you enjoyed?
And I'll see you guys again, very soon. Bye bye!
I'm going to start getting ready for bed, so when I take my medicine, I just close my eyes.
It's time to put the ducts on.
How do you spell duck?
It is really, your body just, like, full away.
It is because, like, I didn't get, like, enough sleep.
I'm just tired.
When asleep?
What is sleep?
What is sleep anyway?
I know the story, and I know the rhyme.
I wish I didn't have to sleep.
Thanks so much for 20 years of social distancing too.
Yeah, can we go back to 69 hours?
Can we go back to 69 hours please and Tess?
Just take care of the timer for me.
Watch over it with big eyes.
Make sure we keep it soaked on the end of 3am on Tuesday morning.
That's on the clock stops at any time.
Whoa
It's got like blondie
Thank you so much for the gift of subs
Oh shit, what the fuck
We're almost by the 69, oh my god
Oh thank you so much for the 5 gift of subs
Thank you
We're so close to 69
69 baby
Hey
Thank you so much for the 5 gift of subs
Gumbalord
Papa Dandy, thank you so much for the 10 gift of subs
Firewolf
Thank you so much for the 5 gift it's a
68
Not a good gamer thank you for
69 gift it's a
Thank you not a good gamer
Holy shit
Not a good gamer
69
Take care of that timer for me guys
Take care of that timer for me keep it above 69
That's your homework for tonight
Keep it above 69
If we can get it to 72
two that will be amazing
that will be wonderful
so we can have a guaranteed
three days on the clock
three day guarantee
get a three day guarantee
on the right
papa dan days on to the five get the subs
thank you papa dan
and we get a three day guarantee
on the timer
I appreciate it. This is my therapist's voice. What do you think? Let's get the timer to 22 hours.
And the alarm!
Finally, it goes off! Thank you so much for the gift! It's so thank you!
Look, Walmart, thank you so much for the fight! Thank you so much for the timer.
So, it's always said, the ghosts are killing you today!
Yeah, this therapist is really tired and she really wants to take a vacation.
The rest.
Make a rest.
We make it to 72.
We make it to 72.
We make it to 72.
I'm bokey, think it's so chill if I did this.
Yeah, Ghost does kill every day.
It's true.
We're so close to 70.
There's the hop, a skip, and a jump away.
Here, before I close my eyes.
Right from my head on the pillow.
On my head on the pillow.
And thank you so much for the flowers.
Thank you for the flowers.
Castle, thank you so much for the flowers.
Thank you, castle.
I'll wait so...
Almost again.
Just need to make my gifted subs a nice even 100.
Oh goodness, sorry about that.
My mom was in here.
Oh boy.
Long day.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you.
And until I'm done with my mom, what's the stuff that was going on?
It's all good now. We're just gonna wait a little bit, and then the second the clock hits 11, I'm gonna take my mission, and I'm gonna go to sleep.
I didn't fall asleep. I wrote in chat that my mom was here.
Mom's good. She just came in to check on what was going on
The thumb and medical stuff, but it's all good. It's all good now
He posted you fall asleep. I swear I got it every time
Really did she fall asleep? It's like no, I just said that my mom is here
Don't get me so much for the gift. It's so stinky where you want. Thank you
That a dollar for every time someone wrote that bro. It's crazy. It's crazy. I think sometimes sometimes like I could be here talking
And I'm like, did she fall asleep? It's like I was literally just on him
What the heck?
I said I usually go to sleep or why she's that's choosing let her sleep. Let her sleep
I don't know go to sleep. Do you know what time it is?
Yeah pets. No, I do not have pets
not have pets. That is the pet indeed is true.
Cat is pet. Pet is chat.
Cat is chat. And chat will always be chat.
Cat is chat and chat will always be chat.
For the chats.
If you want to chat then chat.
But I'm a mama, I'm a mama.
I'm for you.
Well once again I wake up and you're just about to eat.
Yeah I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I'm going to have to eat soon.
but per chance I will be the e-paid problem saying that your homework while
I go to sleep is to raise the timer to 72 hours so when I wake up the the
timer is a 72 hours we have three days banked so that we can hang out for three
more days after Southern Thon is over that is your homework if you fail
something's gonna happen, but I'm gonna tell you what it is.
I'm gonna tell you what it is, but I don't think you're gonna like it.
You're not gonna like it.
So get the timer to 72 hours while I eat, so that the consequences will not occur.
I'm gonna like it.
Papa Dan, thank you so much for attending the subs.
Thank you so much, Papa Dan.
Thanks, I'm keeping bread.
I already think he's so much for the different jobs, thank you.
New dress to impress colds released.
Chat, new dress to impress colds released.
What?
Oh my God.
69.02.
Chat, raise the timer.
Uh-oh.
Chat, take care of the timer.
You get about 500 jobs.
The dress to impress cold outfit colds are really cute.
I'm eating human brain.
Where are you playing Dress and Presence Geysel?
I love to play Dress and Presence.
If you ever want to play Roblox, I'm totally down.
Play Roblox or Dress and Presence.
You know about the scary air jeez Dress and Presence?
I just saw screenshots of something.
Does that release today?
Thank you so much for the 5 gift cards.
Thank you Pyro.
Pop and Dan, thank you so much Pop and Dan.
Thank you so much for the 5 gift cards.
Thank you.
Hmm, I think I saw a screenshot of the Dress Room Press A or G. I wanna know more about
this Dress Room Press lore.
POTATO!
Dress...
Who...
Impress...
Lore.
Oh yeah, there's Lore.
This is the most requested episode of Game Theory ever.
Over the last two months, we've received hundreds upon hundreds of requests to play this game.
Our subreddit is practically bursting at the seams.
Our comment section is overflowing.
People are hungry for this game, so today, I will answer the call.
Today, I will cover the game that you have all been dying to see.
Today, I will be theorizing about stress to impress.
No, no, no, no, no, wait, it's...
I don't know what I want, just one moment.
sunshine and rainbows and high heels in the world of Dress to Impress.
What if I told you that the bright and cheery exterior of the game was hiding something
deeper and darker?
Users are going missing in the game and investigating the mystery of where they went is a rabbit
hole that goes deeper than you could ever imagine.
Evil clones, nightmarish visions, cultsack, haliburgy, crevices and a twisted monster
that feeds on the living.
Dress to Impress is so much more than any of us thought.
So today let's break down the deep, dark lore of Dress 2 Impress.
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The premise of Dress 2 on Press is simple. Each round you're given a theme and have
5 minutes to craft the perfect outfit. All the players then strut their stuff on the
runway and score each other out of 5 stars. The players with the highest score get
ranked 1st, 2nd and 3rd accordingly. There's a vast array of clothing items, shoes,
accessories, hairstyles, and ma-
Was that not for qu-
Third, accordingly.
There's a vast array of clothing items, shoes, accessories, hairstyles, and makeup options,
and with a bit of imagination you can pretty much make anything.
And that's the fun of the game.
Dedicated players hone their craft, learning the secrets of layering, and adding the
perfect textures to create highly detailed and themed looks.
Others use these powers for evil.
For example, this surprisingly accurate recreation of Shane Dawson for a celebrity theme,
or crying JCPenity, and others still just enjoy goofing off making weird mesh mashes
that don't follow the theme at all.
Iroha implants these users who often get the highest scores.
Dress To Impress was created in November of 2023 by the Dress To Impress group on Roblox
which has over 2 million members.
This group and the game itself is owned by a user called Gigi.
The lead developer is Diaban Official and Moto Princess is one of the developers working
under him.
There are a bunch of other developers on the team, but I'm just mentioning these three
now because they will become very relevant later on.
Dress To Impress is insanely popular right now.
The game has over 2 billion visits and active player numbers are usually in the hundreds
of thousands no matter what time of day you log in.
Countless videos and streams of the game flood YouTube and Twitch daily.
There's a Dress To Impress site of Twitter where people post threads of their best
fits and the hashtags DTI and Dress To Impress have been used nearly a million
times on TikTok.
It's a moment, capital M, and this internet fame has even bagged at a collab with the
singer CharliXX in a recent update.
The game featured brat themed clothing items, accessories, poses, and areas, which obviously
is hilarious, but it's also just a sign of how big DTI has become.
When you're slaying the runway and dressed to impress it's easy to miss all the small
creepy details scattered throughout the map.
For example, in June of 2024 a summer update was released with all new items, accessories,
a new summer themed runway. On this mat as you enter the runway you can see the ghostly
head of a mysterious woman kicking out from the water.
I was wondering what that head was. Jesus. A Halloween update, maybe a Halloween fashion
show with friends. Ooh, me!
Mouse, this seems like a good time to mention. That dress to impress announced they will
be getting a Halloween update. Maybe a Halloween fashion show with friends could be a sub-goal?
Yeah!
Put her in the background. And this is far from the only instance of this mystery
figure lurking throughout the game. If you look out of the windows in the lobby there are five
ghostly figures hiding behind trees. Outside there are two of the same figures, one standing at the
foot of the lighthouse in the distance and one standing on top. She's hiding behind a tree outside-
Oh my god, how many times it can't even like, who the fuck is that head? Who is that? I'm like,
who is that? Why is there a head there? In one of the windows in the dressing room as well,
This...nail technician. She looks just like the figures hidden all around the map.
Um, uh, I'm sure it's a coincidence.
In the nail salon there's a ripped and torn dress on a mannequin,
a diary with strange writing on the shelf,
and a large missing person poster board with flyers for several different users.
There are several hidden rooms and areas within the game.
The most well-known is the meat room,
a fleshiered room hidden behind some of the male mannequins in the dressing room.
This room is most well-known because players use it to hide in,
and so no one steals their outfit, like, it's so good I had to go into the meat room
to hide it from the 6 year old's type of vibe.
Which is hilarious, you know, Roblox players taking the scary ARG area and turning it into
a place to hide so others don't steal your outfit, you know, Roblox kids are the greatest
minds of our generation truly.
There's a secret back room and free play mode with a large picture of the nail tech
with a horrifying and twisted red figure behind her.
Lastly, there's a secret room behind the Drishtoom Press logo and the lobby which contains a swirling red portal.
From all these creepy clues, it's pretty clear that Drishtoom Press is no normal game.
There's a sinister secret behind it and it all seems to be connected to one person.
Lana, the nail technician.
Lana, the nail technician!
Oh my god.
It was the nail- it's the nail tech the whole time!
Players have come to dub these horror elements as the Lana lore and it goes ridiculously deep, so buckle in.
So when I first started writing this script, I didn't think that it would take too long,
it would be too complex because, you know, it's Roblox's dress to impress.
But this is, honestly, no joke, one of the most confusing and convoluted topics that I have ever covered.
vague information is scattered throughout a bunch of different roblox games, youtube
videos, profiles, groups, etc and is usually pretty contradictory. The ARG, and yes I am
pretty confident in calling it an ARG after playing
Oh my god. ARG dressed to impress bros. We gotta get, we gotta get Nick on this.
Through it is constantly changing and updating meaning that information is constantly getting lost.
I have nearly 30 pages of information on this ARG and while I think I have a handle on most of it
I still have so many unanswered questions
So I'm just gonna do my best to explain it the best that I can if it feels like we're jumping around a lot
We are it's just kind of necessary for the format of this video because if I did it chronologically
It would take so long and be really confusing and not at all put together. So we're gonna be jumping around a lot
It's okay. We're not skipping anything. It's just the best way
I can tell the story and hopefully, maybe, probably things will become a little bit clearer by the end of the video.
Okay, with all of that out of the way, let's just dive in.
Lana is the NPC nail technician that works at the nail salon and dressed to impress,
where you can change the color of your nails to match your outfit.
After Plays began noticing these strange, ghostly clones of Lana hidden around the map,
as well as the missing person posters behind her, they suspected something was up.
Plays took a closer look at the book on her shelf, which they discovered was actually a diary.
Over time, the entries in Lana's diary have changed, providing clues as to what's going on.
In the first diary entry that players discovered, Lana talks about how she's been working at the
nail salon for five years, and no one respects her or even knows her name. She says that she wants to
run away, but doesn't think anybody will even care. She also says that she wants to burn down
her nail salon and take revenge upon those who have taken advantage of her, including all of the
players of Dress 2 Impress. She also has a list of targets in the form of Roblox users
such as GgDti, Diaban Official, and Modo Princess as well as several other developers. A few
usernames have the words dealt with written beside them which has some pretty dark implications.
This diary entry also includes a Polaroid of Lana with long hair with the caption me
when I was happy. On the next page there's a Roblox user ID that takes us to Lana's
Roblox page at Lana Does Nails. She has several games that she's created, the first of which
is called The Forest, and the description promises to tell us the truth of Lana's story.
A stark red filter washes over the screen, and it's your task to navigate through the
dark treacherous forest to activate a portal. But watch out as clones of Lana stalk through
the map and hunt you down. Tickets of lore are scattered throughout the game and it's
here that we learned that- WHAT THE FUCK! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK! THIS GOES
SO DEEP! I WANNA PLAY THIS GAME NOW!
That Lana was diagnosed with a life-threatening illness causing her to have to undergo chemotherapy.
Then me when I was happy photo was taken before she became ill and this Polaroid of
her with no hair hooked up to a machine was taken asian type of treatment. She recovered
from the illness but she and her family were left in a huge amount of debt. This
This is when Gigi, the creator of Dress to Impress, swooped in offering Lana a job.
Gigi wrote her letter which read,
Dear Lana, I hope this letter finds you well.
My name is Gigi and I work for a special agency hoping to recruit new talents.
With senior abilities and I must say my interests are peaked.
However, there's a catch.
Don't worry, our intentions are pure.
It has to do with the agency itself.
We hold many secrets.
This is why Gigi is on Lana's head list because she took advantage of her poor
financial situation offering her a job she couldn't refuse that treated her horribly.
She couldn't leave either as she was tracked by her dad and needed the job to pay it off.
But what exactly is this special agency with a bunch of secrets?
We'll come back to it soon.
Lana's diary was updated on May 17th of 2024 and had an urgent warning for players.
Yeah diary, that isn't me.
They replaced the real me with some doppelganger.
That girl sitting on my desk is not me.
I don't know who that is and I don't want to.
And that's not me, I'm Lana, she's not, but she's pretending to be me.
Moto Princess is holding me somewhere so I can't escape.
Please help me, I'm so scared and I hope that thing sitting at my salon chair doesn't
harm my image.
But I think she's the reason why all of these players are going missing.
Lana has been taken and held hostage by one of the developers, Moto Princess, and she
has been cloned.
The doppelganger who wears pants rather than the skirt that the original Lana wore
is in the male salon while the real Lana is trapped in an undisclosed location.
This explains those evil Lana clones hunting us down in the forest and these Lana doppelgangers
will be very present throughout the rest of the ARG.
From this point on Lana is basically the most unreliable narrator ever because you have no
idea whether you're hearing from the original or an evil clone.
There are multiple instances where Lana has claimed to be the original only to be revealed
as an evil doppelganger right after and she's constantly lying to the players about
who she is.
So keep that in mind and take everything that Lana says throughout this entire story
with a massive brain of soul. This reveal that Lana has been cloned also explains some
other strange details in the forest including a grave of Lana's name on it and a small
stone building with a frantic knocking emanating from it likely where Lana is being held.
Lana's second Roblox game is called Questionnaire and if players are lucky enough to log
in at the right time they'll be able to talk with Lana in person. It basically serves
as a way for Lana and her associates to interact with players answering their questions
and playing out plot points in real time. A YouTuber called Call Me Haley has been heavily
involved with this ARG since the beginning, even being able to ask Lana questions on multiple
occasions and thankfully she has a bunch of videos cataloguing this. This video would
basically be impossible without Call Me Haley's videos because a lot of important information
is revealed in these questionnaires and she recorded a lot of them. Thank you to
the Roblox Goat. In the first stream that Haley recorded, she was invited on stage
in a lot of to-ask-questions about a mysterious group called the Awakening that was mentioned
on Lana's profile.
Also, what is the AWAY ending?
Girl.
Okay, what is the AWAY ending?
The Awakening is what took me to all the players who run said GG.
They lured me in with false hope.
What did they promise?
You.
It's all connected to that nail salon.
When I was little, I was diagnosed with a chronic disease, leaving me in medical debt for the rest of my life.
GG promised to pay it off, I accepted.
Why would she do that?
Well, because I'm a traitor.
What did you do?
Choose planning something terrible because the players I had to interview and tell everyone.
What was she planning?
Using the players for experiments?
Hmm.
What kind of experiments?
You see, what a princess, yes.
That's one of the missing people.
She was missing, I found her, mutilated.
Oh, what the hell?
She tried to implement the system into the runway using AI tech, not sure what,
basically robots would help around.
Sort of like that game is the bear that bought the money and the chicken.
God damn it, it always comes back to you, you dumbass.
God damn it's right in front of me!
Then to everyone on the missing posters.
Yeah, queen.
Okay, so there's a lot to unpack here.
Firstly, this questionnaire introduces the Awakening, a cult-like group,
which is basically the villain of this entire ARG.
This is the secret agency that Gigi mentioned in her letter.
According to Lana, the awakening is run by Gigi, who is planning to use the plays of Driss
to impress to experiment on, and this is where it gets weird.
Lana claims that Moto Princess, the user who kidnapped her and held her hostage, was
found mutilated and then Gigi replaced her body with robot parts.
I'm not going to lie, this whole robot AI technology thing is only brought up
in one other main area of the story, and it's really confusing and doesn't
make a lot of sense to me, we'll touch on it later, but for now it's just a bit of a
waste.
And don't worry, there will also be a whole section later about the flaws and inconsistencies
in this ARG because they do have some thoughts, but again, we'll get to it later.
Despite that plot thread being a bit of a loose end, characters being killed and having
their body parts taken or replaced is an important recurring theme, and to introduce that
theme we need to talk about Sao Daad.
Sao Daad?
And the coterie?
If you go into Lana's profile, you'll find that she owns a group called Saudade, which
is a Portuguese term that refers to a melancholic longing or yearning.
This group has over 360,000 members, which really puts into perspective not only how
popular dress to impress is, but how popular its obscure horror ARG is as well.
There are clearly a lot of players following along with this story, so you know, hopefully
this video reaches them I guess.
The group's description reads,
Welcome to the patrons, welcome to the birth of an uprising, a new dawn where we stand united
against the forces of evil.
In Saldar we forge a path of resilience and strength, sparking a series of events that
will reshape our world, join our rebellion, together we are unstoppable.
If the awakening is the evil villain of the story, Saldar is the rebellion that
fights against that evil.
It's Lana's way of standing up against whatever terrible things that Gigi, Moto Princess
and the other devs are planning on doing to the players of Dress to Impress, rallying
the players to join her cause.
The group has several different ranks for members, and one of the top ranks in Soudad
was the Kotori.
And if you're like me and have never actually heard that word before, a Kotori is a small
group of people with shared interests or tastes, especially one that is exclusive
of other people.
So basically this was Lana's inner circle, her most trusted supporters and friends.
The coterie consisted of Alexi, Sunny, Raphael, Nelly, Michael, Nathan and Jasmine.
Throughout many of Lana's questionnaires, she would have a coterie member with her as
a sort of bodyguard, and players could even vote which coterie member they wanted to join
her.
The fan favorite seemed to be Nelly, even though Lana would literally relentlessly bully
her whenever she was on stage, calling her smelly and ugly because she wore preppy
clothes.
I don't really like Nelly. I'm in a care for her, but she really serves no purpose other than being the laughing stock.
She works perfectly, but gets raised with work.
She also smells good, even though there are multiple shards of the coterie's meeting ground.
You may have noticed that I'm using the cross-tent's to refer to the coterie, and that's because a whole lot went down, and, well, there's the-
You call her mommy!
Now this is one of the more convoluted parts of the ARG, and there are a few areas of the timeline that even I don't understand, but I'll do my best.
Let me know below if I've missed anything, or have gotten any info wrong,
um, because I want to paint the most clear picture of what exactly goes on in this ARG,
so please correct me below if I get anything wrong.
Before Lana's coterie consisted of the aforementioned seven members, it was a lot smaller and had
only four.
The names were Nicholas, Jailor, Jisoo, and Sadie.
One of the first things you'll notice in Lana's questionnaire game are four graves
off to the side with the name of these members on them.
So what happened to Lana's original coterie?
Well, she killed them.
Now this is kind of a shock reveal, because we know Lana so far as the poor beat down
nail tech who was hired at a job that mistreated her, beat her down, and then kidnapped her
and held her hostage before cloning her.
She is the victim in the situation, not the perpetrator.
Or is she?
It turns out that there's a lot about Lana that we don't know.
Players discovered this string of text in Sadie's bio that when translated reads,
my death was planned by Lana, not evil.
and not a small coterie that has sacrifices.
Players then discover a secret cabin in the question in.
I don't want to keep on watching,
but I'm not the best at it.
We'll watch more tomorrow.
More dress to improve.
RJ, thank you so much for the gift you chose.
Thank you.
Miss, miss.
Did you miss me?
Yeah, I did.
I just took them right now.
Let's go to sleep.
Let's go to sleep.
Hold on, um, Jack's bed.
Oh, there's my own spy line.
Batman.
Don't get in, Jack.
I gotta sleep now.
Thanks for hanging out with me today.
I'll wake up later.
Mm-mm.
Alright, Jack, remember,
the homework for tonight
before I go to bed.
And we get to 72 hours on the clock.
Okay? Take care of the timer.
Don't let it fall.
I'll see you guys in the morning.
Do this.
Those are the next three goals.
Minecraft belt contest with a prize for the winner!
And, uh, yes.
A dune worm.
Iron mouse dune worm.
Mando.
269154.
Oh, let me fix that.
I put K at the end.
Accident.
I didn't mean to.
Take care of the timer for me.
Hello you guys.
I'll be back later.
I'm off one.
V.
V.
POTATO!
Hi everybody.
I'm working on some stuff.
But I kinda need a body double.
I'm working on some secret things I can talk about.
So I'm just going to co-work in here and then maybe some other peeps will show up.
Hi! Sorry I haven't been around much, the sub-a-thon.
I hope you're all having a good time.
Because I'm having a good time.
Hey, has anybody working on anything today?
It's Sunday.
One of my favorite Discord GIFs to send when I have to go out to work is just this little Discord GIF that goes,
that goes work work and it's a little orc from the Warcraft.
More work, my lord.
I mean you did get banned for some of it.
I was banned for like two weeks out of this sub-a-thon but thank you for doing that.
I appreciate it.
You're working on your Skaven and Army.
Oh I love the Skaven.
They're so cute.
You're building your orcs right now.
Oh I love it.
How are you going to paint them?
Hello everybody.
You have homework with me too.
I am currently doing my homework that I cannot really tell you about I'm sorry
because it's private but it's gonna be real good. Yeah mouse is sleeping so I'm
just keeping y'all company. You're building a depth of sororitas. I love my
little ongo-gablongean sisters of battle. Alovoom. My army is called the
tungsten rat clan. Oh I love it. I actually have my assistant right now
unpacking my luggage from TwitchCon. Thank you, assistant. I'm getting death
stares. I'm babysitting. I'm babysitting. Hello, Fugles. Nice to see you. What about
your tyrannids? I'm gonna be building them later this month. I have, I also have
some nanoblocks. If anybody's ever been to Japan, have you been to Don Quixote?
They have a little mascot called Don Pen, and I actually have nanoblocks of
him of pom-pom pudding and hang yo don't I'm doing a little show and tell
so I have to kind of keep the gifts on the side so I know you don't like it
don't key don't key don't key don't key all right where was I unfortunately I
don't think I have keyboard sounds for you guys so I don't think you can
I really hear me work.
I'm sorry, y'all.
Just my company is enough.
Y'all are so cute.
I'm just gonna give you like my working sounds, okay,
everybody?
Ha ha ha.
You're gonna get my little,
my little coworking sounds of me going,
hmm, ah, hmm.
Little Minecraft NPC sounds.
You know that kind of stuff.
Cutie Cinderella's coming on speaker the devil.
Let's go.
Ah!
I love cutie.
I'm such a big fan. It's crazy all. I have a little story. I had met her very briefly
at Shoto's birthday and I told her because I was drinking a little bit that I'm a big
fan. I love everything she's doing. I love all the podcasts. She's starting everything.
And then I saw her again at Waiting in Line for a party that I was coming out of. And
I was like, hey, last time I talked to you, you had a few things. Since I talked
You started three new podcasts or shows and stuff.
I don't know where she finds the time to do all of this.
I don't know what her time management skills are like,
but it is insane to me how good her time management must be,
or just how good she is at delegating, right?
It's insane to me how good those things must be.
You already miss hags. There will be more hags.
Actually, fun fact, something I am working on
as soon as I'm done working on what I'm currently working on is kind of throwing ideas at the wall
for my permanent podcast. So that's actually why I have to take today off. But hey, good news. I get
to hang out with all of you until mouse wakes up. And also, you know what I think? I feel that
whenever there's nobody in Discord, nobody wants to show up. But whenever there's one or two
people in Discord, people are less shy to show up. So I figure if I'm here, it's going to
to make somebody less shy to show up and also mouse is one of my one of my
girlies and I feel like I've barely been here for the yeah that's kind of true
it does work that easy sometimes I love it
heavenly come back you owe me $20 sorry for yelling I don't want to wake her up
I said, why not, God, yeah, yeah.
Heavenly, wake up, you owe me $20.
Come back.
Come back, Heavenly, my money.
Give me my money.
Where's the money, Lebowski?
He owes me big money.
He owes me big shmoney.
Where was I?
I got distracted.
What was I talking about?
Oh, yeah, but I haven't really
been able to be around much but I'm happy to be here. Even though I am working on a
few things, it's good you guys are keeping me honest and accountable and
somebody's got to keep me honest and accountable. Right? How do I like my pin
menu? Witch toppings? You're gonna hate me. Ketchup. I like it with ketchup. I
I know, that's not very Eastern European.
What do you like about your films? Let me ask my roommate.
My Flash mother likes Uxus. I don't know how to...
Vinegar and pepper.
Black pepper.
Get a resketch, what are you waiting for?
Because she's very friendly. Does that mean adopted?
Well, I mean, I am an alien from another planet.
Oh boy.
OK, I think I'm done working on my current thing I'm working on.
But let me.
I don't want to brag.
But I have five meetings this week, you guys.
And I might have a sixth one.
And most of these meetings need preparation from me.
I think I'm done with one of them.
One of my meetings doesn't need a document.
Two of my meetings don't need a document.
Three of them do.
I'm working on the document for tomorrow's meeting.
Perfect.
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
I can't believe you guys stole 12,000 subs from Twitch.
You guys are insane.
You guys are freaking crazy.
What kind of document?
It's a secret.
Chow-ee.
Can't tell you.
I promise I can let you know in soon.
You know how it happens when you have a little bit of time
and it seems like you're not so busy
and then suddenly everything jumps out of you
altogether all at once.
Ooh, thank you for the fad, gifted.
Thank you for stealing.
Thank you for stealing from Twitch television.
I need your guys' help.
Do you remember when you copy-paste things
from Discord into Google Doc,
There's a way that you can copy paste it,
that it's going to copy paste and keep the same format.
Do you guys remember what I have to click?
Control-Shift-V. Control-Shift-V.
Thank you.
God, this is so good.
Yeah.
Thank you so much.
We should co-work more often.
This is so helpful.
Kansa, I mean, for duck, oh, they should be reading.
I do this thing sometimes where I read out loud what I'm doing
and I'm here being like, oh, accidentally reading.
Like I said, it's just concepts for a podcast.
So it's nothing too crazy, but I have to sit down
and crank it out, you know?
Hit control A, control I'll delete now.
Okay, one, two, three, four, three, four, three, four.
Jay Tevo, thank you for the gift day.
Thank you for stealing Subbies from Twitch.
Probably three full-time hosts,
guests every other week. It makes it easier for one full-time host to skip an episode
or two without ruining the dynamic. The whole point is how do you say that word where it's
like it's the same time, same thing every week, not stability. Habit. Consistency. Yeah,
Thank you.
Consistency is the word you're looking for.
Stay with me!
Stay with me!
Come back, heavenly, you little shit.
What topics do you want on discussing?
Heavenly, come back.
Guys, heavenly still owes me $20.
He committed a crime by writing a smiley face
on the $20 bill, allegedly.
And then he allegedly, heavenly, oh my god,
I have to tell you, I started a bit.
But I have to tell you, so I was saying on stream how you said, you have my $20 but oh,
it's in my hotel room.
So I was like, wow everybody, what if Heavenly Father is actually in love with me?
And this is just his ploy to get me back in his hotel room.
He's like, oh Tara, sorry, I don't have your $20 but it's in my hotel room.
What if Heavenly Father, you would never cheat on Bricky like that?
That's right.
man. Don't you have your other man too? Bobo or Boo Boo? I forgot his name. And you got
another man. Hold on. I'm just saying he kept being like, oh sorry it's in my room. And
I was like, hmm, oh bada. Why did I say Bobo? Bada. Bobo. Yeah everybody. I kept making
of a joke on stream I was like what if what if heavenly just wants me alone in
his room
heavenly's never gonna talk to me again for fear of me spreading rumors of our
love I would never I generally just have that ADHD I forget I know I know
I love body too much that's my husband I can never do that he's my he has my
child like he's your child he's your baby he has my child oh he's pregnant with
it and pregnant yeah that was the whole reason we went to make a little San
Diego baby okay okay what are you guys gonna name it are you gonna do the the
celebrity thing of you're gonna name it like Diego because he was made in San
Diego now we were gonna go with gojo oh that's cute I'm trying to rank up and
That's why I've been jumping in and out because I'm giving call outs and oh, yeah, except okay
Never mind that because I'm like working on really easy stuff
But if you have time come hang
Once a week every week same time
With potential special slide bonus episodes for milestones and
and other holidays, say Christmas episode, et cetera.
Does it bother you about talking out loud?
No, it doesn't bother me at all.
But also, my range, I need bad gamer range, that's why.
Oh, that would be exciting!
Please, that would actually, like, that would be like...
You can sleep, please sleep!
She's not gonna hear you.
I coughed once she woke up. I think she might hear me.
No, no, no, no, release your gamer rage release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin. I think a good balance is to
Main cast episodes and it's right yes
Episodes I found out that the September is sponsored by Valorant this year mean it
Every single extra sub is coming out of Ryan's pocket.
Oh my god, let's rob Ryan games.
If you hate Ryan games and you want to support Iron Mouse, this is the perfect time.
Every time you roll. Excuse me, if you dislike.
Let's just say, do you want to be a modern day Robin Hood?
To take away from big ad-Ryan games.
Ryan's done some things to me, man. They made me play ranked legal legends.
Ooh, that's pretty bad.
is brown my soul is gone I lost a chunk of it you lost your chunk you'll always
be chunking my heart oh nice roll no I only stole one that's fine it's okay
it's okay as long as I keep gambling I will win it's only the people who stop
gambling that lose as long as I keep going when you say that everyone's like
Haha, that's funny. When I say that, apparently I have an addiction to gambling.
Hanlin, you got to steal two congrats. I got to steal one. God damn it.
I'll just keep going. I'm- I'm- I know I'm gonna- I know I'm gonna hit something good.
I just know I'm gonna hit something good.
You're gonna hit the 100. You're gonna hit the big one right here.
I'm gonna hit the 25 on 5. Okay, I know- okay. I know I'm gonna hit it now.
I know I can go again and hit it.
Vinlady, you got to steal one. Good job.
Goomba you got to steal is it you got to steal two
Good job. The most I've seen heavenly is I've seen a 25 on five gifted. I saw a 38 on five gifted. Oh
That's gonna be me right now. Fuck
Heavenly, I want to win. I want to gamble. I want to win. I want to get it
Nittress good job stealing one
Okay
Remember what I said
Winners never no quitters never win because winners never quit
Shado, thank you for the gifted, LGKO, thank you for the gifted, we're all getting weird
gacha.
Give us the good rolls, Kerr, you took a good roll.
Thank you.
We had a 50 on 5 yesterday, oh that's good.
Reptile, thank you.
Oh, I think we just gave a good one, that was fun.
Morgana, five gifted and getting ten.
Oh my god.
They go out to sell so many luck skins to make this money bag baby.
We gotta keep it going.
Wait, J.Tevil also hit the two.
Thank you.
You guys, those were my rolls.
I prepped the gambling machine for you.
I warmed it up.
That was mine.
That ten and that fifteen was mine.
You took them from me. You just have to get them back. You should have went back yet
He'd be up again, but then catch it guys you guys took them for me
You guys
Fuck it Habana
Got a two nice. Thanks for another party. Oh got a three. There it is. I want a two into a three
Keep them coming heavenly. Oh my god, and then we got another one. We gotta go. It's doing good
We're getting the warm-up. We're getting the good. The machine's going fine. The machine's going good.
Five into a fifty would be crazy.
Mm-hmm.
Some metara.
Yes.
While we're here gambling, I heard you're working on things. How many things are you working on at once? Six, seven, eight, eleven?
No. Heavenly, I have five meetings this week, and I'm trying to book a sixth one.
Three of my meetings need me to prepare something for them.
And I prepared something for one of them and yeah, it's it's it's crazy
Another five into a two another five is one rate. It's he not there we go. Keep them coming heavenly
Still he's not the still he's not the still he's not the machines about to go crazy
Who's a be show Joe zoomer me see fruit
Yeah
Yeah
Otherwise, I forget where the cut-off is for zoomer and boomer. Well, zoomer
Me she just you know, she's skibbity rids with it in a way that Giga just isn't
Then again, you guys also kind of skibbity rids with it in a way that I just am not
Does that make sense? What does that sentence mean with her?
What I'm saying man, like I've heard skibbity rids
But then when you ask someone what it means, is it a good thing? Is it a bad thing? Is it just a thing?
Friction!
Tara, are you talking?
Whoa, sorry. I'm typing. Can you hear that?
Oh, no. It's like I just see you light up and going quiet, but I was just-
Oh, sorry. I'm typing. I'm typing.
No, you're good. You're good. You're good.
Like I said, I told them that I was like co-working with them, and then since you came in, I'm like, ah.
Easy, huh? Just- just sitting baby rage over siege by getting pixel peaked.
Now I think having
We got another five with a one. Yes.
Watch this. Easy 20. Here you go. Watch this. Easy 20. Easy 20.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Check.
They try when you try your best but you don't succeed.
Actually, how much money have I spent?
I've been gambling on other people's...
I really need to slow down nice one shenanigans
Sean and against here Sean and he did really good another pool
five plus three ooh
We also found that I also found out that it matches
So I gotta stop spending money on game. Oh my oh my days
Did we get a big pool?
We got a two and a one not bad. My dad might have neither
Eda, Eda, Eda, and Oroxidy.
Good pulls, good pulls. Also the real silent, good pull, good pull.
I feel like if you call them pull, people would be more inclined to do it because then they just think about, like, you know, getting shit into something.
They'd be like, hey dude, get a good pull.
Yeah, yeah, get your five star.
Hold on.
Pull a five star, I'll wait.
Sorry, one second. I have to...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm locking, locking on.
That's also good. I'll be here.
Mmm, a three pull.
Especially with Hal.
Let's see what we got here.
We got another one pull.
Thomas, you passed.
Oh, we got a five pull on a five.
We got a break even.
Less than 700 from 260k.
Let's get it five gang and pass Ninja later today.
Go!
Maybe pull a one pass Ninja.
Oh, wait.
Already?
Oh, right. Ninja is still the top record, right?
I think so.
for long baby fellas whether you pull a one a three a fifty whatever all she
put is good support we love it here just remember every time ninjas said
anything and you went so every time he never mind you know what never mind oh
he's third never mind ah hi is first I think he was really cool though but it
would be great to pass him just just saying no no like he's working hard
he's doing his shit same for Ludwig they're working hard they're doing
It's their stuff. Good for them. But think about how much people would rage when it's a Vtuber. Hey
I don't understand that
We got a 10 from Exalt that pulled a three nice good good one good one
We got a five that pulled a two from the typical idiot fan
What's up the typical idiot fan or in a way?
Yeah, it's a bloody offense. I'm bad eyes right now. I have a horrible splitting headache
I don't know where it came from
It came from me, bitch.
Why would you do this, bitch?
I don't know.
You put eggs in my brain.
Eggs in your brain?
I put eggs in your stomach.
They're going to pop, and you're going to birth
momo soon.
Wrong place to put it.
That is how you die.
Wrong stomach acid, man.
I ate them.
I hate to tell you.
I just did the eggs.
They're gone, bro.
There's nothing left in there.
I ate good.
I'm not shally.
I'm getting off siege after this.
I can't do this man. I can't do this.
Uh, no, no, no, no, no.
Wonderful work, gifters. You're doing, you're doing good work.
Uh, I had my eye on.
I've got my eyes on you.
You're everything that I need. I got your high-level emotions.
Unless they touch you, a good girl and you know it.
You know exactly what you're gonna be.
Just hold on, we're going home.
Just hold on, we're going home.
We got another nice pull from Thomas Too Fast.
Got a nice one, got a good pull, nice one.
I need this headache to go away, man.
I feel so debilitating.
Oh, wait, is it a migraine?
Ooh, I mean you should light down in the darkness.
What is it?
How do you know when you have a migraine?
It just really hurts and I feel like my eye wants to like pop out of its socket. Oh my I want to pop
I'm gonna migraine I played siege. I might be the stupidest person on earth. Hmm
Should play something comfortable like stardew or something
Or you should maybe lie down in the dark and sleep. No dude. I got stuff like I did it's like you
Oh, yeah, you and I both what else are you working on other than siege? I guess the edit
I was like, I'll take a little seed break and then I'll edit. Oh
Uh, thermal hawk.
Nice pull.
Keep it up.
Good work, team.
Cold face pad.
I have a root beer next to me that has ice in it.
Can I just put that on my forehead?
Did that count?
A root, like a cold pack?
Well, no, like a can, like a can of root beer.
Why don't you wet, OK, take a towel, wet it,
and then put it in the freezer.
And then after you just put it on your head.
I do that in the summers.
You know what?
Yeah, that is a pretty good idea.
Yeah, it's called growing up poor.
Somebody asked who you marry in Stardew.
You can marry people in Stardew?
I'm going to say something, but it's really pissed off.
I don't have to ask the hot man, that is crazy.
Apparently the statement I've said when I play Stardew is pissed off a lot of people.
I get on and just fish.
I didn't even know there were people in the town for like the first like 38 minutes I played the game.
I just would wake up, fish, sell the fish.
the fish. I did it with the fisherman because he would sell me fish rods. That was it.
Hmm. I love it. The man is there to fish, not to... fuck.
I played with a friend once and they were upset because I wasn't helping with the farm,
but I ended up fishing out a sword and then they stopped being mad at me, so...
And I was also making us all the money. I was making us like four bands a day, like
The fishing is fun in that game.
Oooooooh!
We got a purple pool! Oh my god! Time is too fast!
I pulled a 15 off of the 5!
Ooooooh!
We got a 500!
Let's not have 100! Let's go!
We got 29! Please!
A boba.
Hey.
That's another luck skin.
Right there!
We gotta put these...
We can't make these ride desks workin' out.
That's it. Take from Riot Games.
That's a luck skin. That's another flippy knife for Valorant.
I don't know what other games Riot has. Those are the two ones on top of my head.
Actually, let me make sure this is true. Someone said that, but I just kind of believed them.
It might actually not be sponsored by Riot.
Oh, is it not?
I'm checking first. Someone just told me that and I went, oh, I'm sick. I'm going to run that.
Oh, presented by Valorant.
Wait, isn't it still right?
Wait, what?
Why would they say Valorant, not just right?
Hello?
Okay, well, still, same thing.
Just the luck skins, the flippy knives and the vandal skins.
That's what we love, bro.
Welcome to Eatating Money.
Every gifted poll you guys get is one more Omen E-boy no longer speaking.
You're taking away the sage?
Man, I forgot how insane siege players are, but all the record will be broken.
We got a five-pole off a five-pole, we love that.
Good job, team.
Royal MCT.
Actually, that's my...
Sorry, I'm so knee-deep into work.
This is perfect for me.
Having somebody else, yeah, but like, seeing the stream do stuff.
An anonymous gifter.
Polda 2. Thank you, mystery man.
And Goomba Lord, Polda 2 also.
Every time.
I'm in a bad spot, man.
I need to run.
Love for hype train.
Ooh wee!
Ooh that's it!
Don't you know, hype it up.
You've got to hype it up.
Wait.
Um.
Every time.
You're crazy.
Stupid ass.
Oh sorry.
Stupid ass.
Caught somebody.
Crazy.
Are they taking my cameras?
Oh they are.
Clutch you butthole.
I need that back.
I win these. I win these. I win these. I win these. I'm a freak.
My headshot is true. My aim is great.
Chat I feel like I missed someone. I did.
I missed two people. I missed three people.
Give me one second, I'll get to you guys later.
What?
You got a headshot like that?
Trash.
With an amido.
Let's see who I missed to scroll back.
So we got Boomba Lord.
I got that person.
And then there was a stay killer.
Pulled a one.
Nice.
Good job.
Stay killer.
Nice.
Five into a one.
King K197504.
Five into a one.
Also good.
That's good.
That's good stuff.
Not bad. Not bad. Not bad.
I had a 2-1 into a 2 into a 1.
Maybe we should get another 5 into a 1, which is also really good.
That's also what I said stupid as, and I apologize. You're not the stupid person.
It was the guy who shot in the head. I promise it was not you.
It was this Dokebi that was hanging off the side of the building that didn't see me,
so I shot her to the side of the head. That's all.
What?
Playing Siege, though.
Ah, of course. Of course. Of course.
Playing Siege in Siege in Siege.
Yeah, in Siege. This is all in Siege.
Like, check your corners, bro. Everyone knows check your corners.
King K, another 5 into a 1.
I see your woman in the machine every about the pole the craziest 50 into a hundred. I don't even know that's possible
I just be saying stuff
Say speak your shit King
Talk that shit
Talk your shit
It could go it could it could boost a hundred
I guess after this easy and I should probably do what you said warm up or not one cool
Oh, what did you say? Take off freeze it put on my forehead
Yeah, I think you should I think it'll make you feel better
And you deserve to feel good. I do not
You do not
Just to earn the right to feel good
You have to earn the right to feel good.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Hard work and labor.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Oh my God.
That's what I'd be papa would say.
In the teens, screaming about where to work right.
I'm letting you know that you deserve good things in life.
Actually, that's been something that I've been kind of learning in therapy that I deserve
to be happy and to be heard and to have friends.
Even if I didn't work hard today, even if I'm not in a good mood, you know.
I know it's crazy.
I'm like, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
I get it, though.
I understand.
We're more than just the fruits of our labor, you know, we're everything tied to our experiences.
Yeah, sometimes it's okay if I just get good things and I'm just, you know, even
if I feel I don't deserve them.
It's crazy.
Real.
So real.
I know, I know.
I saw bits in there.
Let me make sure the bitties don't go un-thanked.
Oh, we got another poll.
Oh, I got another pull.
Then Lady Venture pulled two out of a five.
Nice!
It's all bits in there, where'd they go?
I swear, it's all bits.
Oh, there we go. Newton, 100 bits, thank you.
Maxed-imperture pulled a five out of one out of a five also.
I just want you to know, Matara, that I heard what you said,
but I'm so brainrided by my friend that...
I know what's tough.
talk to uh was what i heard also talk to uh like talk to uh oh i'll describe to you guys
yeah like talk to talk to yeah the podcast yeah i think about that podcast every day i want one of
Oh
50
14
Krogel
and Moxie
Good pools some good pools some family pools we got another five into a one
It's all good teamwork, you know
Wait, where's my?
I live my life in Google Documents so then I'm like where is this document? Where is this document? Where is this document?
I was making.
Okay, I found it.
Ah, fuck.
Does anybody else live their life in Google Documents?
I remember a lot of Microsoft Office. That was my life.
Oh man, office work was something.
Right.
I've only ever worked in an office for a little bit and it was in the Philippines.
And we had an open concept office, so somebody would write to me on Slack and then if I didn't
reply fast enough people would just come up to my desk and I'd be like, no, you can't
do this.
You've got to let me work, man.
You've got to let me work.
I'll get to your shit.
I'm working on something else.
It ain't that important.
Whoever thought open concept offices were a good idea. It's just you're evil. You're just evil. I hate to tell you this
agreed
Yes, this is a gifting stream. This is a good absolutely is
Every time you get the sub every time you get five subs, you take a little bit food out of right
Homestead fast keep it a five. It's me
Listen, I got nothing against riding devs individually
In fact, Freak is probably my favorite developer to exist besides Chris Metzen and John Romero.
And Riot August does a great job too.
But man, legal legends.
I feel like if I just stop the sense that, man, legal legends, like, you know, I'm bold.
I'll drop in.
Fuck it.
Who's gonna stop me?
Have you bothered watching Worlds this year at Lane Swaps and ADK still being made
and making me want to bash my hands of wall?
We still have the same problems and...
I used to watch pro, I was a gigantic TSM fan.
I don't know if it shows on my face, but I love TSM.
Reggie, Diaries, Hot Shots, all of them were great.
And the Baylife feeling of like being a pro player
but just being chill about it, I loved that.
Then they started losing.
But I was like, no, I'll stick with them,
I'll stick with them, that's my boys, they're funny.
We got Wild Turtle, we got Double Lift,
we got, oh my God, I can't remember how pronounce it,
be organs and you know we were doing good we're doing great I kept losing I was
like you know what it's not about the wins it's about the vibes about the
vibes and then the vibes were dead and I was like you know what maybe I just don't
like pro league so that went back to watching real life sports and you know
what it's just as bad but at least the people are yelling in the stands can
hear me by the way we have another five into a one and I got into like
work mode and now I'm trying to finish this match so I can focus on chat a
little bit more. I promise to try to hold another one or two but the five or two of them.
End things done.
A Lego built way hold on to those end messages? A Lego building hand real
streams. Oh wow. She should build the flowers. You know the you know the
bouquets. Yeah I build the roses with Geedy. I have a oh I also built them
not with Geedy but I built them too. Oh my god who'd you build them with?
it's so romantic. Uh, me, myself and I. Okay, okay, the robot. I don't know, I just, I just was like,
you know what? Heavenly Father X, Heavenly Father. I just like, I want some flowers in my,
in my crib, but I didn't want real flowers because I didn't want to take them apart,
you know? Or not take them apart, I didn't want them to die. People flowers? Oh my god.
It's like I can see into the future. I'm like, that's a raven. Is that a raven
I didn't even relevant anymore.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, that's so raven-
No, not really. I don't think the kids know about that.
Man.
This is the rhythm of the night.
This is the re-bock of the night.
What the-
I forgot, in Siege, you could put like fake names, so I removed my name of Lord Hedas,
and his name is Freakbob, and I just missed a shot of my teammate's screen to my ear.
Freakbob, you're the worst player ever, and I was like, who's he talking to?
I forgot that was me.
I'm bad!
I miss some more. I gotta pull that couple.
I'm gonna shake that one.
Promise too fast. I think I saw that one.
But I'll think of any way. Good job.
Promise too fast.
I'm gonna keep going. I'm gonna keep going.
You got our own names, Bobby?
No, no, no, no. You're so in siege
because there were so many stream snipers.
Instead of having your Ubisoft name,
which my Ubisoft name is Lord Headass,
you can put a fake name in there.
So I made myself Freakbob.
SpongeBob but Freaky FreakBob. It's like a meme I've seen on TikTok. I don't know. I think it's funny because I'm an idiot
So I just named myself that who the hell is in the show job
Daddy Freak Bob
It's like a you see it's like a phone calls like Freak Bob's calling I
Don't know man. Tiktok make me laugh a lot a lot. I can't describe it, but it just do although I could change it
They're not changing something else
Sub-S-U-B-Q-R-O-N-M-O-U-S-E?
Hmm, that might fit.
I can change this sub to iron-o-f- oh god.
Hey man, let's freak Bob here.
Thanks for picking up the phone.
Oh, my team's getting old-life.
Hmm, ooh, that's an angle.
The devious one, it does.
Oh, shit, camera.
Oh my God. This is a little bit of work.
Just a title.
When are you free?
Sorry, I'm talking to my assistant about getting on a call.
Are you good?
Has anybody else been working on stuff? Well, me and, me and, um,
Jeffrey.
Jeffrey, my name's Jeffrey.
Your real man name is Jeffrey?
No.
Oh.
My name is Jeff.
I'm going to start talking with Jeffrey.
My name is Jeff.
My name is Jeff.
Okay, Jeffery. I'm gonna call you that randomly and you're gonna forget if you
were gonna be like, why you should call me Jeffery? What is wrong with her? Why did she do this?
Alright, no more siege. My head is hurting, my heart is beating.
Ah! Oh, okay. I'll be right here. You know, I was subject to pee. Nothing gross, I promise.
I was just gonna say that one time, I was on a road trip with my family. We were going to
Florida and instead of flying we drove and I was like you know what I'm gonna
see how strong I am so from the tip of Georgia all the way down to Orlando I
just held it I had to go to the hospital don't do that if you got a pee just pee
just just just pee kind of like kind of ruin the vacation a little bit but I was
like I'm a big boy I can hold it I was like I think I was like nine or
something so I was just like I was like you know I'm strong bro I'm that guy
Well, cuz you know kids are dumb when they're young everyone wants to be a big tough kid when you're young, you know
I definitely was not that guy my bladder not that guy
Nah, I'd win. Oh
Golly gee Soma Soma is a good scary game to start with there's minimal jump scares
But it has a lot of ambience, but also that's pretty good puzzles. I've day camping trip is crazy
Three huh switching subjects again
You know how some of you that may know discord sometimes a discord service will show activity
We'd like oh this person your server is doing this for how long they're doing this
Mine once snitched on a friend of mine. It was like your friend has been playing VR chat for 17 hours
I was like, ooh, we're going to turn that off
We're not gonna
We're gonna take that off because I don't want people getting flamed to be fair I get it though
There's a lot to see in VR like some really beautiful worlds you can just get in there and chill.
There's also like these, oh man. There's these like shader worlds where they play like music.
There's this Porter Robinson one for uh, uh,
everything goes on. That that beautiful. It's beautiful. Especially if you're in VR for it. Oh,
It's so good.
I'm gonna try a VR try. Is it good?
Um...
Um...
Yesent, kind of. It's uh, it's it's yeah, it's what you make of it
It is 100% what you make of it
Like you can get on there find some cool worlds play some games meet some cool people have a good time
You can also put the headset on one day and just never take it off
It's like oh, oh
Yeah, a hundred tier twos which gave twitch how many tier twos wait hold on hold on
39 tier 2s from Valorant.
Yo!
That is insane, John Vish!
That is insane!
Hot Toa!
That is insane!
I didn't even know it was going to match them either.
Yeah, if Cyren has a bow- oh, oh, a double, the double roll, okay.
Bet it all on black, now we're betting it all on red.
Fifty- a hundred into a fifty-nine!
Yeesh!
Boho!
I'm back!
You missed it!
200 gifted for a total of like 80 bonus.
No, you guys are crazy.
Oh my god.
They put it all on red, then they
twisted up and put it all on black and blue.
Also, somebody said tier twos don't add extra time,
so do tier ones, my love.
What do they just want to do, the extra support?
Well, they should just do the tier ones
because they add more time.
Mm, well they have the same time.
Y'all are insane.
Also, I have a coffee and I have a little cookie.
Go get your towel stuff.
Are we still on the hype train, by the way?
No, I think it just crashed.
They do the same thing to me, where the moment the hype
train ends, everyone's like, oh, I can donate now.
I'm like, no, you just use the hype train.
I get it.
I get it.
I don't get it.
We got another.
You really get me, Jeffrey.
Stop with the Gear Boos.
Start with the cure ones, John!
What are you doing?
I can't stop!
John, please!
Yeah, I'm having a cup of coffee if anybody else is.
I'm drinking this root beer.
How is it?
Uh, watered down in a can somehow.
I don't know how a canned root beer can be watered down, but man.
Yeah, I...
Holy shmoly!
You know what, guys?
John, I'll let you know, you can do whatever the hell you want, baby.
You know what?
If you want to do tier twos, you do tier twos.
I am not the boss of you.
I am not the boss of you.
Well, wispy wood sticks for another.
Yeah, but like, I didn't open the can yet.
I just did the first time I cracked this.
I had to go flat.
Like, I thought the point of the can was to keep it all carbonated.
300 tier twos, y'all are crazy.
Look at that counter go up, oh my god, wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, 4, 3, 2, 1, oh my,
260k and it's still climbing.
Let's go.
I told Bricky that I was spending time with his boyfriend and he asked me, which boyfriend?
I have a lot of those.
I said you.
And then he said, oh hell yeah, how's he doing?
So, Jeffrey, how are you doing?
Um...
Jeffrey said...
No, I got distracted because...
40 tier 3s into 11 additional tier 3s.
Oh, John! Let's go!
John, you do what you gotta do.
I am not the boss of you, John.
You live your best life.
If you want to give tier 3s, you give those fucking tier 3s.
Sorry for my language.
You give those freaking tier 2s, John. Let's go!
Thank you so much for supporting the sub-a-thon and getting Mouse up in the numbers.
So Jeffrey, how are you doing, by the way?
I'm not at the splitting headache.
I'm doing pretty good.
Jeffrey said minus the splitting headache.
He's doing pretty good.
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
I'm going to start calling you that now all the time.
That's fine.
Cool.
I think it's funny.
Oh my God, you can have a fake name for me.
me tomorrow why call you tomorrow when I could call you today oh my god I should
have called myself tomorrow con and be like why call me tomorrow when you can
call me today that's so funny oh are you sure you're not in love with me just
I never thought you had to dat people up, I should have taught you that before.
You should have.
Maybe next time when you give me the $20 in your hotel room.
I'm not giving it to you in your hotel room.
I'm going to find it for you at a nice restaurant or something.
John, you are such a freaking freak.
I love that you donated so many subscriptions
that you're like, yeah guys, let me subscribe.
It's tier one, he's real for that.
It's too real.
You know what, guys, I gotta save some money.
I think I gotta do a tier one.
I think of, you know, I gotta save up.
John, you are a freak in the best way.
You ever seen that?
Those are my favorite people.
They hit you with the sub into the follow.
The 80% sub into the follow.
They hit you with the bits into the, oh, yeah, follow.
And the first message, 100 gifted, you're like, oh, hi.
I respect it, though.
Yeah, this is for charity, too.
So I completely and utterly respect this.
Sometimes you just want to go big with the charity.
Sometimes you want to go big.
OK, where was I?
Did you go get your towel? You should go.
Oh yeah, I keep forgetting about that.
Go, go, go, go.
How long do you want each episode to be?
Cadence.
Okay.
Will these be?
How is everybody doing today, by the way?
What are y'all working on?
Okay, Son.
Also doing this.
Oh, thank you for the five gifted.
Sorry, everybody.
like my first project was like not that much I needed to concentrate but now I'm like I'm
aided. Did it to mix both? I think a mix of both is a great idea. There is also an easier
way to do it that is a little less what is the opposite of scuffed? Professional, well
put together. I need your help, guys. There's also an easier way to do it that is a little less refined,
I guess, thermal. I just thought of the word refined polished. Thank you. That is less refined
Polished good good good good good good good good good okay um boom case on
Okay, I'm back welcome back. I went and got the uh, I
Got the towel when I got the what how
Put on my forehead. Well, I put it in the freezer. It's good. Eh I
I put in with cold water and I tossed it in the freezer for a little bit. It did help a little bit.
I mean, no, you got to like let it actually, like put another one and freeze it right now.
So then after what you do is you just switch them out.
You should have like four, three towels on a rotate.
Man, heavenly. You know what? Maybe it's time we get you a wife.
Man.
She can help you.
It's like you said I'm funnier because I'm single.
True.
But a real clown never stops clowning that's true. They do it for the love of the game
Yeah, they do it for the love of the clowning
Anyone here have an espresso machine not me, baby. I have a question
Yes, you like chicken wings. I I'm having chicken wings for heavenly
I swear to God if you hadn't asked me a question. I was gonna say hey everybody guess what we're having for dinner chicken wings
I'm not even kidding. I called my roommate who's at the store now doing grocery to say,
can we please have chicken wings for dinner?
Mmm, that's funny. All I was going to ask, because I also have some for lunch, and I was going to say,
are you a flat or drumstick person?
Okay.
Here you go.
I know people prefer, everybody says that the wing itself has the better meat and everything,
But I want to hold the drum. I like eating into the drum. I like holding the drum. I like it and
The good thing is that most people that I go have wings with actually prefer the wing
So that leaves me with the drum and we're happy. Everybody's happy. I'm a people pleaser
Get that I get that what about you?
See so if we go eat chicken wings together, we're good. That's true. I
Also, I will eat all your drums. They broke the chicken wing apart and then sold us half and then we just accepted it
Well, yeah chicken wings are the drum the flat and then the tip are all the same part
And the song was like pull all three of those apart and sell them each separately
Sell them each separately these darn people. They got us. It doesn't matter what you do anyway
Yeah, of course
podcast format
Vaude format I
I have to go in a few minutes because I have a meeting with my assistant, but this was very lovely.
Also, do you like your wink spicy?
Mm-hmm.
Me too.
I like my mouth burning.
I like my mouth burning, burning.
I like my mouth burning, burning.
I like my mouth burning, burning.
I like my mouth burning, burning.
You know what?
Oh, sorry for interrupting you.
I just want to ask you.
I actually might.
If I get all my work done, I might actually be able to, you know, see my momos tonight.
So, I might be back.
What were you saying, Heavenly, before I interrupted you?
Oh, I like spicy, but also like lemon pepper.
I love lemon pepper. I just, you know, I went to Buffalo Wild Wings not long ago, and I had it as a rub,
and I thought, hmm, it was a little dry, unfortunately, but it was a good flavor.
That's true. It has to be hot. It has to be fresh when the wings go, like, warm, so that way it's not, like, dry.
My God, I just have to say, heavenly, I got so much work done.
Thank you.
Wow, this was very enjoyable for me.
I hope it was as enjoyable for you as it was for me.
So productive.
It was, it was.
What are you going to do for your video editing?
I'm cutting up a friend's VOD for him.
What? Work way?
Uh, so now he can edit it and put funny moments into it?
Why you suck at your teeth anyway? That's a bad thing, what do you mean?
Helping your friends?
Yeah, I like cutting up mods, I don't know.
Lame.
What the?
What's wrong with that?
Lame.
Uh oh.
How is that lame?
You should be working on your own shit.
You just went full time.
I think you should prioritize working on your own shit your friends are happy and they're doing good
But they should be working on their shit. You should be working on your shit. I do both of them
Uh-huh. Do you make enough time for yourself in your own shit? Yeah
Is he lying
You can do both
Hold on one p.m. PST
Oh
Froggy come back because I have to go
Froggy come back. I have to go
Froggy, please
It would be perfect. She could be there and I have to go so that way you won't be alone
We're passing you on woman to woman
Please like throwing you from one way to another please stop my arms of froggy's
I can't keep doing this, man.
Froggy, come back!
No, it's fine.
Oh, hold on. Let me at her.
Froggy? Oh, there she is.
I was going to at you and say, come back. He needs babysitting.
I don't want to create false hope.
I actually am busy. I just wanted to pop in to...
I mean, me too.
I was working on something, and now I'm about to go into a meeting.
No, but I'm actively about to start recording something.
I can handle this for a little bit,
because I too will have to lay down at some points.
We got this. I got this team.
at some points we got this I got this team don't worry about it okay I can come
back okay I just need you to hold on until I'm done recording I might be
sleeping what you're editing what do you mean you might be sleeping like you
said lay down in the dark right I'm trying to take your advice oh my god
wait you I'm not used to men like listening to me understanding the words
that I say and taking them to heart.
What the fuck?
You're actually going to listen.
That's awesome.
Oh my god.
Crazy.
That's awesome.
He told me he has a migraine and I said, hey, you should like grab a cold, like compress
and you should lie down in a dark room and take a nap.
It's going to make you.
And he's also drink a whole glass of water.
I can't believe that.
You're actually listening and, oh.
I think what could be funny is, do you have like a foogie of you sleeping?
because if you go lie down you can replace your foodie and you could be sleeping on that
sleeping bed.
No dude that would be really funny it's like sleeping with a toy dog like it's fine.
I'm not sleeping I was not excited I was listening I'm like a vampire man I'm not
invited in the bed I'm not sleeping in the bed.
What?
You're not sleeping in the bed you're sleeping on it like next to the bed like an animal.
Oh look, I see stuff in him! Wait, I could just make a little st- Wait, hold on, I could just do a little-
Be a little puppy.
Yeah!
Wait, hold on, hold on, I got it.
So if you go to lie down, you can be passed out on the bed.
You can be passed out on the bed.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got the little...
Where is it?
Oh my God, guys, is this what mature men do? They're like, oh yeah, that's great advice, I'm good.
Wow.
Heavenly's really good.
It's crazy.
Heavenly's really good.
I come in, I bully him, and I rag on him a lot, but that's because I know that he's good.
I wouldn't do it if he wasn't good.
Hey look, I'm like a little plushie. I'm like a little plushie now.
No.
Little frog plushie.
Yes, you're a sleeper.
I forgot what you called the little frog.
Whatever.
Little frog.
Oh, the froglidites.
That's me.
Hello.
You can.
Zen!
Zen me, bunny!
Zen, one of you won me rounds right now.
Winner gets five, get the sus from the other.
Yes or no?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Also, what are you doing next Tuesday?
Deal.
at 3 p.m. get on your body I'm about to make a free easy five dollars doing it
right now five dollars okay we're locking it in heavenly I forgot what
I forgot to tell you something about something, but don't worry about it.
Okay, I gotta go record stuff. I'll see you guys later. Bye bye!
Actually, you know what? You know what, Zane?
I'm gonna say that one in one rounds, five goes to mouse instead.
Ooh!
Deal.
Let's go! About to make this easy money.
I will be here until my assistant calls me in my meeting.
Understandable.
Then check my last DM.
As per my last DM.
As per my last DM.
Yes, mom.
Oh, she called me mom. She loves me.
She loves me.
Yes, mom.
I heard, uh, you tried raiding me yesterday.
Oh, yeah, I tried to game you yesterday.
I can probably stream share this too if you would like.
Yeah, I fucking did.
You don't have to I gotta leave like I'm already behind on my meeting
But okay, I'll ask for a little bit
For anybody that doesn't know zen is timed out in my channel, I did it for money not for pleasure and so yes
I tried to and it said I was fucking hand
It's only for like a few more days. Don't worry about it. I'm about to cook zen easy, bro
It's for money. I'm crazy. I get that enough for enough for honor, but for you. I get it
Did I get it?
Snake eaters.
What makes you want to play this?
Yesterday I was thinking about fighting you in a game.
And then I was like, what's the most fair game to fight
Zen in?
Everyone kept saying Tekken.
I was like, that's not fair.
I had like 100 extra hours in Zen at Iron Bird Rounds.
I think that's a huge deal.
Is the best way to go?
Lucky shot.
Oh.
Lucky Shaka.
Indeed lucky.
Alright, lucky Shaka.
Pretty lucky.
See, now I have an actual gun.
You have a murderer.
I have a...
Easy!
Peasy!
Let him know.
That's why they call me the gamer of CTD.
I'm just letting you know.
Ouch.
Yeah, that's not gonna help you, buddy.
Um...
It might help a little bit.
Uh-huh.
Who are you lying to?
You got a Ferrari peek me and run, buddy I'm gonna...
Oh, oh, hold on, hold on.
You want it?
Wait, you want it?
Can't shoot me?
Can't shoot me?
Time out, time out.
Okay, time in.
Shit.
Holy shit.
What are you shooting me with, bro?
Rockets?
Yeah, you like that, didn't you?
You like the box lift.
By the way, guys, this game looks like Among Us so far.
There's like a Sussy Blue Among Us.
Oh, no, I did that on purpose.
Oh, and he's picking...
Among Us.
And they're oh they're shooting oh they're shooting each other
Mmm, then is winning. Oh crap. I'm winning. Oh, actually, oh
It's time. I knew that. Oh, I see the score now. Sorry. I was looking at my document
It's a good. This is for the charity
She had a little bit more help in me. That's why
But now I have a bunch of health.
Yeah! Now who's got the big brains?
Ah, shit.
Wait, I gotta reload. Wait, don't shoot me. Wait, wait, I'm reloading. Wait, time out!
Okay, time out.
It's the last one.
Oh my god.
Oh, they're actually four versus four.
Yup.
If I win, Zen has to give mouse five subs, and if Zen wins, I have to...
Oh, it's tight. It's tight. It's happening.
Ooh, they're stepping on each other.
on each other, they're killing, they're killing, they're dying, and then half a point Zentreya,
one half a point, oh my god, Zentreya fell, and now Heavenly is trying to shoot her,
Zentreya has the high ground, and Heavenly was holding him, Heavenly has hurt himself
from falling down, and Zentreya is shooting the environment, Heavenly has got the high
ground, Zentreya is falling, oh my god, Zentreya tricked him!
Double or nothing, double or nothing!
Alright, let's go.
They are deciding to double or nothing, but I think, Heavenly, since you have lost the
first round, and Tray wins, you gotta do 15, you win, you gotta do 10, because you lost
the first round.
That's true, that's true.
Or is that too complicated?
No, no, no, that's fine.
I like it.
Because otherwise, like, you're not getting penalized from, you know, holy, oh my god,
They're in a maze, they're in a puzzle.
Zentrea is stunned, Zentrea is doing her best.
Heavenly is shooting Zentrea, Zentrea is hiding away
from Heavenly.
Heavenly is escaping, Heavenly is trying to get
the high ground, Zentrea dies.
Look at that, look at she!
Faker, what is that?
Fuck.
Oh, Heavenly's got the high ground,
but Zentrea destroyed him too shot.
There it is, easy.
All right, Heavenly's got the low ground,
Zentrea's got the high ground,
and Zentrea is just bullying him!
Oh my god!
Get any bullets, get any bullets, get any bullets, get any bullets.
We'll eat him!
Shooting costs 10 HP.
Remove shooting cooldown.
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
Oh, heavenly went for the glass cat.
I do it for Satan!
He's dead!
Oh, heavenly's going in hard.
Heavenly has the really nice little magical girl bullets now.
But again, remember, every time he shoots, he loses HP.
And heavenly has won this round.
Holy crap.
Oh!
Zintraea with the dominating blows.
All right, all right, once again,
heavenly with the star girl magical fire.
Zintraea with the big bullet.
Zintraea with the high ground
and heavenly decimated her.
Two.
Wait, three.
Tray decimated him.
I'm confused.
No, I won.
I won, I'm blue.
Blue is me.
Zins orange.
Guys, I gotta go.
I'm sorry.
No problem, no problem.
I'm late for my meeting with my assistant.
I love you guys.
I'll be back.
No worries.
This is...
If I have to give 15, I'm gonna explode zen.
I'm not gonna win this. I just want you to know, like, it's over for you, buddy.
The satan bullets will carry me.
Look at that!
I'm over here doing nartile hands-times every time I win, bro.
Oh, you crap.
Hehehehehehehehe.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'M COMING!
Hmm. Hmm. Okay. Nope.
It's a doom baby, you can't kill with a shotgun, it's too easy. It's too easy.
Doesn't count, not real, didn't happen. Uh-uh. Uh-uh, uh-uh, don't laugh at me, don't laugh.
Alright, let's go.
Life steal. Yeah, what's up now? What's up?
Ouch. Oh my god.
I'm gonna lose my mind. I'm gonna lose my mind. I'm gonna lose my mind. I'm trying to be quiet. I'm trying to be calm because mouse is sleeping. I don't want to be loud.
But going to kill you is...
Be a good person. I'll make this... Nope.
Oh my god. Jesus.
No!
I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. God!
I'm about to get 15 subs, aren't I?
It's so over.
Never mind! We're so fucking back!
Yeah, go ahead and get your wallet out, Zen.
Go ahead and get your wallet out. It's over for you.
It's over for you.
Fucking what?
Triple or nothing.
Triple or nothing. 30 subs.
Deal.
I'm better than this. I'm stronger than this.
I'm a gamer.
How's it going?
Pretty good for me, I'm just saying.
saying. Yeah, no, free points over here and everything. Uh-uh. Uh-oh. All right, see
a little, I just need a little movement speed. I see a little movement speed, just a little
movement speed. Like right here, like this, watch this, you're dead. Check this out.
Check this out. I might be dead all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There we go. Easy.
Yeah. Nope. Nope, don't run. Don't run. Don't run. But I don't miss a second
my eaves getting better. Jesus. Oh no, no, no, hold still. There we go! That's where I am on top,
number one. My gun was still on cooldown from the last game. My gun was still on cooldown. That's
not fair. That's not fair. Uh-huh. Don't worry chat. Zin's gonna have to give up 30 subs soon.
Don't even sweat. Sure. Fine. Just don't listen to me. Just doing your snipe, bud.
Oh my god.
Tell ya!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Cheating.
Ah!
The controller got in my eyes.
Oh my god.
I'm like that dude.
I'm like that.
Ah!
No, no, no.
You still alive?
Wait!
You're still alive?
Wait!
Oh!
There we go.
Jesus.
You crushed my boxes, idiot.
Shit.
It's over.
It's over.
Get the wallet out.
Hey, crack it out.
Sorry, I was talking myself there.
there you shot by a freaking balder buddy oh my god the emperor protects yeah yeah
Jesus that's 30 quadruple or nothing so 120 I still got three wins over you that's
true I'm still gonna give up my 15 but you can give up the 30 deal all right
Time to gamble. Let's see what we roll.
Oh, I rolled an 18 on a 15?
Then you rolled a 9. Not bad.
You're 30. Let's go.
That's good. We did pretty good. Pretty good.
My head hurts so bad playing that.
Dammit. Never mind 9.
Oh, my head hurts. Well, that was fun, then.
I've been wanting to do this for a while.
I missed you, my friend.
But now I have a splitting headache.
That's why I need to lay down.
I missed you, too.
No rest.
I'll be back later.
Mattari told me this trick. I take a towel and put it on my head, throw it in the freezer, and then something has happened.
Sounds good.
Bye bye!
Heck yeah.
Are you gonna watch over the kids?
Possibly.
What?
Alright, well shit.
Wait, who the fuck are the kids?
I get it.
Okay.
Aye aye, I don't know how to do this since I'm technically you know.
Ouch.
How the heck?
How does one do this?
I don't think I've ever done this before.
I gotcha, I gotcha. I-I-I-I-I can stay a little bit, just so you don't have to double struggle.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
Good luck, Sin.
Alright, Heavenly is gonna watch over you little guys.
Don't worry. Adios.
Bye!
How you guys doing?
Can we smoke now?
No, you can't smoke.
Hell, stop, stop the...
What type of parent do you take me for, man?
What are you, from you?
Hey man, that's not true. I don't do that anymore.
I'm a good person.
Mouse teaches us?
Oh yeah, I remember that. That's pretty funny.
Do not ductate me to the wall.
Also, I'm going back to the funny cacodemon.
Because that's just who I am.
It's like my eyeballs trying to burst out the back of my head.
Where's it when I go?
I think I slept wrong.
I don't know, man.
So the recent tomorrow, I don't know man, I just work here, I just work here man.
I did not know there was only 30 days in September, I don't know why, but September
struck me as one of those 31 day type months, you know, like it was that 31 day feel, but
it only has 30.
It's like a weird, I don't know, it's like a very strange and weird sentence,
but it just has like this feeling, you know, like it's like one of those months
that drags.
It's a dragging month, because I don't think there's, wait, what holidays are in September?
Labor Day. That's it.
It's Labor Day? I could have sworn there was another holiday.
My birthday counts? How do you birthday, Titus?
I didn't want to say the obvious one, but, you know, I mean, that's not really a holiday, though.
We don't really, yeah, we do get to do that.
Moving on. October, okay, question. This is another question.
This is another question. This is a good question. This is a good question. This is one of the good.
If you could remove one thing, you know what, never mind, take it back.
Last time I asked this question, people said they would remove the crust of the earth and physics, so I take that back.
If you could move one holiday from one month to another month, which holiday would you move to which month?
Me personally, I would move Thanksgiving away from November, and I'd put it in May.
May, that way October, or that way November can get split evenly between Halloween and Christmas.
Christmas in July sounds pretty funny. Imagine you're blowing up fireworks
and then later you have to give gifts. Anything into August. August has no holidays?
I didn't even notice that! I'm not gonna lie, August kind of blew past you, blew past this year
like a Nissan Altima with four people inside like I was I didn't even know
August was over till it was over bro like it was I feel like I genuinely feel
like every year goes January February November like from March in between
like March to like November it's just like what day is it like we just be
You fly it through, bro.
I don't know what happens.
All right.
What other holidays would you guys want to move?
April needs a holiday?
Oh, President's Day moved back to being two days off
for Washington Lincoln's birthday.
Huh, didn't know we'd lost it.
Damn, there's so much holiday lore
I wasn't paying attention to.
Actually, you know what?
That's a good point.
Why?
Why not have Halloween in the summer?
Most horror movies, like slash, like the OG slashers,
were kids going to like summer camp, remember?
But then we watched the movie in Halloween. Like, what's up with that?
True, the costumes would get too hot. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true.
August exists because the Roman Emperor wanted a month's worth of it, and I thought that's also why July exists too, right?
Where August and July thrown in to push the calendar out, that's why December, November, and October and Sept, they have the, you know, Sept...
Sept, Nov, Deck, Oct.
Yet they don't match up, because there's two months off.
Julie's in Augustus. Ah!
That's weird. I was talking about this yesterday with someone.
Huh. These conversations. Speaking of things I call it. Chat? Monster Hunter fans? Just saying. I called it. I called it.
We were playing golf with your friends, and I said, I hope they bring back the monkey and Monster Hunter that throws poop.
And then the next day, what did we find out? They brought back the Kongalala for the next Monster Hunter game. I just...
The Josh was talking. I was a prophet. I don't know how. He knew.
The 16 beers I cracked knew, and he brought it back. I somehow knew.
I don't know how, I don't know how I called that, but I did.
And now the Kongalala fart monkey is back, bro.
He's back and he's gonna throw poop at us.
I do not have a god complex.
I actually want to remove the father part out of my name.
I want to just be heavenly.
I think heavenly is just a better name.
I tried to give my name, I talked to Twitch support
and I was like, can I change my Twitch name
from heavenly father to lord head ass?
And they were like, no, because it has ass in it.
I was like, please?
Please?
Please?
Please?
Well, there's already a heavenly with one why although I've thought of just heavenly like JUST heavenly
But I feel like that kind of is weird
But also it kind of fits
But then my people start my colony like Justin
No, not the it's heavenly with the Z. Oh, not the Xbox username. It's heavenly. Oh
God, I remember those dude the fucking it's
It's uh...
X, X, heavenly, X, X...
I'm pretty sure I had that name on Xbox once.
I know it was...
OH, Y, it was...
Something...
It was like something like this.
Pretty sure I had an Xbox name that was OYOSniper.
I don't know, bro.
I was feeling it.
Wait, that's good.
Heavenly, wait!
Wait, that's clean!
Mmm...
Mmmmmm!
It sounds like a Tekken character.
I'd be a Tekken character.
I'd be like a, I'd be like a big dude,
with like an axe and like purple.
I have like a lot of strikes and like a lot of grabs.
Wait, that's Soul Calibur.
Wait, wrong game.
I miss you, Asteroth.
Harada, if you're watching,
and I know you're watching
because I know Harada is a huge, whoa!
Wait, I can't even see how many,
I can't even scroll back.
It's a hundred, but a hundred plus what?
A hundred plus 60?
What?
What?
That's a pole.
That's a top tier pole.
Holy shit.
That's a fat pole.
And just so you know, that's another Vandalskine baby.
Let's go everybody.
Look, actually, you know what?
Doesn't Valorant have the Night Market right now?
Let me go pull.
Nice, another one.
Five into one.
That's a nice pull too.
We just pullin, bro. We just pullin.
You know what, let's go ahead, get the pullin'.
I play the sound bite, but it's loud.
And I don't wanna possibly wake myself up.
Bum, bum, bu-ba, bum, bum, bu-ba
Bum, bum, bu-na, bu-na, bum, bu-ba.
Hm!
That was a, that was a, that was two
That was a, that was two crazy pulls, bag-to-bag.
I was saying something and I kinda forgot
what I was saying.
I don't remember what we were talking about.
It was irrelevant anyway.
Mmmmm, a two off a five!
Yes, sirski, yes sirski.
Talking about Harada.
Oh, right, yeah.
I was saying Harada if you're listening.
And I know you are, because you're an Iron Mouse fan.
Put Astoroth and Techedate.
It'd be pretty funny.
If you had to rearrange the drink for the holidays,
how would you change it?
The drink for the holidays?
What'd you mean?
I could see Harada watching Mouse.
Okay, hold on.
Let me do some math real quick.
Okay.
So 475 Valorant points is 599.
599 is how much a Twitch sub was.
So let's add a little bit too.
So that means every pulled sub is 500 Valorant points,
essentially.
So the 60 is like a knife.
Wait, you pulled a knife.
You pulled a Valorant knife with the sixth.
What?
Yo!
This math isn't math thing.
I might be stupid.
Is that good?
So knives in Valorant are like the most expensive thing.
They're like $50 to $60, right?
And, you know, they're just there to look good.
You know, people love having a cool knife and stuff.
So if you pull, if you, the equivalent subs with them,
I can't play Premiere.
How do I play Premiere?
Anyway, stupid.
Kind of the five into a two, it's good.
Hold on, let me do, let me actually do this math, okay.
So $475, it takes $50 worth of subs, or $50 worth of valorant
points to buy a knife.
Wait, let me, hold on.
OK, $4,350 valorant points is how much this knife costs, OK?
And then $4,350 valorant points is like $40 bucks.
So $40 bucks is 10.
So 10 times 475 is 40 bucks.
And then 60 pull is, OK, I'm not writing this down.
I'm just trying to do it in my head.
And it's looking like garbage.
Hold on, let's write this down.
They pull out my notebook real quick.
Hold on, hold on, OK, OK, OK, let's do this.
So 475 is the lowest amount of valor
points you can get and that equals $5 right right okay so a knife is 430 for
435435 you can't buy 4350 directly you have to buy in increments or you can
buy above it right so above 4350 would be 5350 which is 4999 right so I guess
the better question is how much is one valorant point worth per dollar so I
would divide the four seventy five five five or would it be four yeah wait he
stopped my math breaking my math
wait my bad I'm trying to figure out how many valorant dollars you bought wait
Wait a second.
We got 100 into a 52.
What a fucking pool.
Okay, so 475 divided by 5 equals 95.
Wait, 95 times 5 is 475.
Yeah, okay, so 95, 95 funny points equals $1.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, so 95 funny points equals $1 and it's at $49.
I'm a label!
It's $1,000 above.
That's fucking distracting.
$25 or no.
That was it.
God damn it!
I'll close my calculator accident with a remainder of 0.5, so there, no, hold on, wait, that's
So, 4, 3, 5, 0 divided by 95 goes to 45, 45, 45, 45 times 95 gives you a little over and
then so 45 for $1 so 45 dollars.
So it's $45 okay, so a knife and valorant is $45. Okay, so we got that so a knife and valorant is $45 right?
$45
Equals one
Right, okay, and the last bonus sub amounts were what were they again?
It was like 58
Uh... Hold on. Okay. That's 52 plus 60, so we got a 52 bonus and a 60 bonus. Right? Right?
So 52, 52 divided by 5 equals 10. 10 times 5. Wait, no. I did the wrong step. Wait, hold on.
Wait, how long have I been out of school, bro? Why am I fucking this up? This is simple math.
What am I doing here?
No, so it's 52 bonus subs, and 52, my bonus sub is $599, so $599 times 2 is $52 is what
I was supposed to be doing.
That's $599 times 52 equals $300, okay, so $300, 311, okay, and a 311 potato, by 45 equals
6.9 knives, okay, there we go.
So that first pull, or the 52, is 6.9 in the Valorant Knives.
There we go, okay?
Now we're getting somewhere, and it's 60 times 5.99 equals 359, 359 divided by 45, 7.9.
So 8 Valorant Knives, so 8 Valorant Knives and 7 Valorant Knives.
Two pulls we've got so far is a lot of knives.
We're pulling some serious valorant knives here, bro.
Anyone that is a mathematician, please fix my math, because I feel like I fucked the
stuff up there.
But that's a pretty good pull, bro.
Dude, how am I so bad at math?
I used to love math.
What the hell happened to me?
I went from math to computers, and then I'm fucking...
Fortnite Einstein.
And you pulled a 38, I think, right?
Hundreds.
We got a 38.
So that's, you know what, just to make my life easier.
Times six.
Two, 28.
Eight.
And then, two, 28.
By the way, three, five.
We got five knives so far.
So we have seven, eight, five knives.
That's a lot.
That's, we're pulling some serious knives right now.
We're pulling some serious knives right now.
That's a lot of knives right now, bro.
You can get, you can get, there's a pretty decent
collection of knives and valorants also too.
So like, you got a comb knife, you got a sickle, you got a bunch of swords for some reason.
You got a club, you got the Blade of the Rune King.
This is pretty good.
This is pretty good.
I'm not gonna lie, doing math made my head hurt more, but it was really funny, so I'll
keep doing it.
I'll just keep going cause it's funny.
Yeah, there's no butter knife.
There's fans, like actual fans that you can hit people with.
We pulled!
We got another pull!
We got another pull!
We got a 20 pole!
Oh my god!
A 20 out of a 50 is nasty!
Nice!
Good, misgracious.
We can get the 72 hours.
I believe we got a 20 pole bro.
That's a beautiful 20 pole.
And we got other poles in here too.
There was more poles. Remember, every pole counts.
There is no such thing as a bad pole.
All poles are good.
All poles are good.
You got two knives there.
So you got 14, or 17, 15 plus seven, 22.
22 knives, we got 29 so far.
Not bad, not bad.
Oh, Borden drunk, he'll real.
Cheers, thanks for another five into a pool, bro.
You gifters are going crazy, by the way.
You're helping the charity, you're helping the mouse,
the timer's going up, people are getting emotes.
It's beautiful, man.
How many knives is 13k subs?
Oh, is that the full amount?
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Let's find out.
So, it's 13067, okay.
So, 13067 times 6, 78,402, okay.
by 45. 1,742 knives. I'll just say it, Chad. If in the next coming months, Valorant puts
out a bunch of skins and knives, it was your guys' idea. You guys pushed Riot to do this.
We got a 10 into a 4 and a 5 and a 1. Nice. So if you want to know the math for this, Chad,
It's very simple, okay?
If you want to know the math for this, if I'm at the end of this, if I'm not here and
you guys want to do the math yourselves, remember this is responsible.
One knife equals $45, okay?
So each sub is $6 or $5.
No, it's $5.99, right?
So each sub is $5.99.
I rounded up a little bit, but if you wanted to do the exact math, it's $5.99.
One knife is $45.
So you just need to take the entire gifted amount, multiply it by 599 or 6 if you want
to be able to do that.
Take that number and then divide it by 45 and that's how many nives it is.
So by the end of this, the number is like 60,000, you know it's very simple.
So I guess it would be, if you wanted to write out an algebraic equation, wouldn't
be x, it would be x for subs x times x times 599 which gives you y and then y divided by
45 equals z and z equals knives. There you go. There you go. That's how many knives and
Valorant skins they have to sell those AK skins to people buy AK skins a lot. I don't I don't want to do the math though
It's because they don't sell the Valorant points in the amount
Equal to the skin right so for example the AK or the Vandal is
2175 but oh
right
the 20% off oh
That messes with the math
You know what I don't feel like doing it
Someone smarter than me can get there and get to the nitty-gritty specifics.
I'm not touching that.
I'm just going off the gift, I'm just going off the gift, I'm stupid bro.
I'm doing my best with 7% brain capacity.
This is as good as it's going to get for me.
Also a good job of hitting 69 hours.
And people were saying you will never use math again in your life.
Wrong stupid teacher I had in 8th grade.
I will be using algebra to figure out how many knives Valorant owes.
Black Sabbath, thanks for the prime.
We got another one out of the five.
Good pull, good pull.
69, 42,000.
There's 69 hours, 42 minutes, that'd be good.
72 is the goal till mouse wakes up.
I think y'all can do it.
I think y'all can do it.
Especially if it gets close, I'm
going to be the one to snipe the 72,
unless you can out snipe me.
Did we just get a 5 and a 5?
That's a good pull.
What a great pull.
5 on a 5 is nasty.
I'll be dead by coffee.
Sorry, I started thinking about the meme song.
The fucking, well, the one with the skeleton.
The one I keep seeing the emote over the skeleton
like flying around the room.
I think about that song every time I see the emote.
Is that an ADHD thing?
Were you like, associate images with sounds and memes immediately?
No.
Okay, good.
What if you constantly have memes playing in your head?
Is that a bad thing?
Ha ha!
What if you constantly have your brain playing like a radio of memes and music?
Like, is that too much?
That's brain rot.
Oh, I'm brain rotting!
Awesome!
That's a Call of Duty Black Ops 4 Zombies reference.
Brain rot!
I'll be dead by dawn, I'll be dead by dawn, I'll be dead by dawn
Welcome to the club. I mean I've just been like that my whole life, you know
Like I would just sit and someone would say something and then my brain would immediately pull a reference from it.
Yo, what the?
That emo's crazy
Let's see my open tic-tac real quick. How fast will I get a brain rot? Let's see
Immediately, I immediately opened my phone that got brain rot
I've been wanting to talk about this. I keep forgetting about it, but it just came up to make so open my phone
Do y'all remember frutiger arrow?
Like that weird time period and like the early 2000s or mid-2000s where things were like
Futuristic chrome and like water and stuff like fish is like the windows vista era if I can make a house
With that inside of it. I would I would have a frutiger arrow inside house, dude
It'd be like a nice loft all that chrome and shiny and odd long shapes. It's so
It's like a it's like a combination of like the
Future and like the past together. It's like it's like nature and technology all coming together at one. It just ah
It just does something to me, man. I don't know the kind of home. You're the point click adventure. Yes, exactly
Sometimes I wish I could do that
What the? What the?
What is Buster?
Yeah, like the eco-friendly look exactly. It was like a futuristic eco-friendly. We got a six out of a ten
That's a nice pull King. That's a good pull
pasty pull. That's like
That old that old interior design. There was also
God
What's it called? It was called a global coffee house aesthetic. It was like a really cool
cool old interior design that like we don't see anymore is very popular like
friends and like Fray here it's like that is like that that that sort of like
New York coffee house aesthetic type type beat I don't know I got it really one
day I was just well we got three out of ten nice a boba I got a I was just
like on my phone. I couldn't stop looking at like the interior designs we used to have.
And then how things move on. Like, you know, how like things used to be, ooh, we got one
out of a five. Nice. A bull ball. Things used to be colorful and shiny like that interior,
you know, Target and Walmart. Now they're like very chrome and monocolor. Like, do
Lisa Frank folders still exist. Do we still have Lisa Frank folders? Do the Zoomers know
about the Lisa Frank? I had one in my head, the journal that I was writing into, the notebook
I was writing into, has a unicorn on it. It's like all paying in there's tons of stuff
all over it. And I found it in a store once and I was like, yo, it's like the Lisa Frank.
What's that?
Oh dude, Lisa Frank was like this like folder and like school supply designer for women
or for girls and like it's just bright color it's like it's like over-stimulation in folder
form.
Like, like looking at it it's a lot going on for like a folder.
Lights were on top.
I thought if you followed it you'd find a secret place, same.
Let's see. What is this YouTube video? They're troubling history behind Lisa Frank.
Huh? What do you mean? What do you mean by that?
Wait, Lisa Frank wasn't just a company. It was a whole person.
Wait. Wait, I thought it was just like one of those companies with a fake name.
Wait a second. It was a whole person. Wait!
Never mind. I don't want to talk about Lisa Frank anymore, man.
I thought she was just chilling like that, bro. I thought she just had it like that.
Yeah, you know the world used to have a lot of color in every- ooh!
We got another 50. And that 50 pulled...
Can't see. That 50 pulled a 61!
Alright, where's my notebook? Let's write that down. 61.
There is the notebook. We're pulling some serious fucking knives, fellas.
My Calculator.
Krogol, that was a great pull. Did I pronounce your name right?
I might have made that said that wrong. Is it Krogol? Krogol. Krogol or Krogel?
Good pull. Another one out of the five. Good pull. Got a two out of the five.
Ah! Some serious pull pulls, bro.
Everyone in McDonald's is gonna look cool. Yes.
So it's heavily covered in every big pull in the Valorant Knights.
It's because the Sub-A-Thon is sponsored by Valorant. That's why.
So, since the Sub is sponsored by Valorant,
I mean, they're the ones paying Twitch for the extra subs.
So we're doing the math of how many knives
they're gonna have to sell to make their money back.
Actually, if they're gonna make their money back,
they're gonna wanna double the money.
So, they made, so, what was the number again?
It was like 1,000 some knives?
They're gonna need to sell 2,000 some knives
to actually make it back.
Five, nice!
Nice, Maya, nice!
I remember, this is just mouse.
Anyone else that has gotten additional subs,
They're gonna have to put them knives up, bro.
I like going crazy.
Now I'm thinking about it.
What's stopping me from just gifting?
Oh, well, cause I only get one.
I can gamble.
Gift myself five, get 100.
Woo!
Woo!
I win, thanks Twitch.
No matter what you roll,
you get appreciated nonetheless.
A one, a three, a seven, a 50, a 150,
whatever they can do,
you get appreciated nonetheless.
Cause that was a good pull there too.
Riot sponsored TwitchCon?
TwitchCon sponsors.
What's up?
Chevron, DeVritos, Honda, Meta, Prime Video, and Sony Inzoo.
Wait.
So they sponsored the September, but they didn't sponsor the convention?
I guess they don't really need to.
Everyone knows who Riot is.
I don't know.
I'm just talking on my own.
There's like 2% brain capacity.
Yo, if human beings had the ability to plug themselves into a charger, I would.
I know that's what sleep is, but like, imagine not doing that.
Another, we got three pulls back to back, bro.
We got three pulls.
We got Pyro pulling.
Good Pyro, good pull, good pull.
We got Rocky pulling, and we got Skellig pulling.
Good pulls, good pulls, gamers.
I wonder what you consider the interior design of old E3.
Oop, we got a 15 out of a 50, we got a 15 out of a 50, good polka polka polka polka polk.
Good 50, good 15.
We got one out of a five, good, good, good, good, good, good.
269 came, mouse will beat Ninja.
Don't forget you're still shooting for 72 hours too.
You want to shoot for 72 hours before mouse wakes up.
I don't really keep track exactly of what time mouse wakes up,
but you're definitely gonna want to.
Are you tracking them? I'm a weirdo with numbers, I'm sorry.
I can't stop if it's annoying.
I'm just one of those weirdos that sees a bunch of numbers and they go in my brain, I can't stop looking at them.
I used to track, I used to track in World of Warcraft back when I was the uh...
raid leader.
I would track, I would track the exact amount of like, cooldowns people used,
whether or not people were taking the appropriate amount of damage,
Fucking the HPS and all that stuff, and I don't know it just felt good. I'm so glad I don't raid lead anymore man
That was bad for the brain I
Never did the DKP tracking thankfully
Because people probably would have slit me gold to try to get me to give them extra
Sad a cultist. Thank you for a good pull. We got another good pull val val val sinney val sinney
They'll see me they'll see me they'll see me they'll see me.
Valve, 20 into a 6 not bad not a bad pull.
We got a 5 at a 1 too you guys are doing great you're doing a wonderful work.
You did the DKP tracking?
No I couldn't dude.
My guild we didn't have DKP we had worse we had the loot council.
Well depends on which guild.
My first three guilds my first three raiding guilds we had the loot council.
The fourth guild, we had Need Before Greed, which actually worked out well, and then the
last two raid guilds, it was Need Before Greed.
Oxycron, good pull, good pulls, good pulls.
Really nice.
You had 70 hours, you just need two more hours.
Two more hours.
Wait, she promised consequences if you didn't get the 72?
Oh, I thought she was just doing it as a, haha, it'd be nice to wake up at 70,
She said it give me the 72 or it's gonna be problems. I like that
Don't run if she wakes up, you know what you had to do
Don't scatter I get back here. Good back here now. Good back here. Don't run
Remember fam mouse promised consequences if we fail to get to two 72 hours before she wakes not that time
We definitely got this iron remover raid. I do believe you guys got this
You guys got this
Remember every five gives you at least one which is more time
Because it's 10 wait
Yeah, it's 10 seconds
It's 10 seconds per sub so that means you least six you get one minute per five
And you just need two hours
so
You need to do that a hundred and twenty times
It's easy, it's so simple, dude, what do you mean?
And remember, I'm gonna snipe the last ones too.
You can't stop me from sniping.
Hee hee hee.
Nice 50 into a 14, there was someone else before too.
We got a Gooseberry guy in a two out of a five,
that's a good pull.
You're cleaning them up, chat.
You're cleaning them up.
You're breaking records.
You're breaking records.
You're helping charity.
You're helping mouse.
You're spreading emotes.
And, for me, I like to gamble so I get to do it.
Another five!
Oh, we got a fifty.
We got a fourteen out of a fifty-two.
Oh my gosh!
Yeah, my days!
I'm getting late.
I'm gonna stop talking like that.
I think I need to go switch out the rag and my neck.
Give the coal towel. No, no, no, no, no. I gotta lock in for you guys. I can't leave you alone
Can't leave you guys alone. You guys did amazing work by the way ghost Ward did great
Master Wu did great. I'm busy. Jolope Jolope Jolope Jolope
Pukin Jolpukin Jolpukin did great. You guys are doing good work
Icepack on the head. I got
I never thought of buying an ice bag.
I probably should.
Steed an hour and a half is true.
I'm one of those idiots that ever buys a thing I need ahead of time.
I only buy it when I need it.
I remember one time I had moved to a new house.
I didn't buy a plunger.
And I needed a plunger.
Like one of those idiots that reaches with a toilet paper until you realize, damn, I never put it down.
It's fine. I mean, crispy brain is good brain.
Oh, pyro... pyro... pyro... pyrogian.
Pyrogian. Pyrogies. Mmm.
What are their dumb stuff? You ever think you can put wow- wow- wait, oh!
Baw!
We got 11 out of the 25, let's go.
Wait, that's what that E-mode is this whole time?
Fuck the moon?
Fellas, did you want to know why my vision is blurry?
It only just occurred to me why my vision is blurry.
I forgot to put my glasses on.
I can see! I can fight!
Oh my day, Sumo Sven, thank you.
You gave a hundred and got a nice twenty-seven out of it. That's a fat pull!
Yush!
I don't know why I forgot to put my glasses on, dude. They were sitting right in front of me.
And yeah, I do need them. Everything was blurry, but I just attributed to the headache. I can see better now, but my head start hurts.
Heavenly, this stinky little baka.
I'm back. Did I miss anything? Right, Katie was here?
What'd she say? That stinky baka? That's messed up, man. That's messed up, man.
Hey, yeah chat. No snitch. Have a good you go to twitchcon. I went to San Diego
I did not go into twitchcon unfortunately. I didn't buy a badge. I just went to twitchcon
I went to the twitchcon area to hang out with friends
Mainly cuz I've been to the
I've been inside twitchcon two times now and it's just like there's not much in there for me
Typically the knee surrounding city. That's good, and it was good
But that reminds me, I need to check my mail to see if my India possibly came back from
the damn hotel.
I'll do it when someone else makes up or someone else comes in because that's like a long walk.
But yeah, it was pretty good.
San Diego is a pretty cool city for those who haven't been to it or those who want
to go to it.
It's pretty cool.
It's like most major cities on a coast, you know, it's a, you know, it's got
downtown area it's got a surrounding area the zoo was pretty cool I actually I
actually thought the zoo was pretty cool I'll be it a bit expensive I wasn't
expecting it to be like 80 bucks to get into the zoo but you know what it's a
it's a um it's a a conservative zoo you know conservative towards you I don't
know the word hold on first let's thank roble again we got 50 we got a 12 out
50 now I don't know my experience with gotcha I don't really know what are
considered good pools my only gotcha experience are siege alpha packs which
come with legendary epic rare and uncommon I'm just saying these are some
friggin epic pools I'm seeing some really purple pools the good ones
conservatory yes you ever get that black ice I did I have black ice for
every single gun that was in the original packs and I'm thinking of selling the ash one because
it's worth a bunch of money. You go to the zoo or the lionel park. I went to the zoo. It was me,
Bada, Sculker and some other friends and we went to the zoo and it was really nice. It was really
cool zoo. And um I think it's uh ooh so close to 70 or 71 sorry. This cold rag feels good.
Yeah, the zoo is cool, the city is cool, it's the best city I've been to so far, probably
Montreal.
There's just so much there and it was like kind of easy to get around.
Funny enough, I saw Hassan at the zoo.
When I was at the zoo, there's like a bus tour you could take and I was on the bus
tour and I was just looking around and then I saw this like giant muscular man
walking with a camera in his face and I looked over and I was like I think that's
Hassan and I pulled out my phone and opened the stream I was like oh yeah that
was Hassan. I was just like that looks like Hassan. It's not like you kind of
recognize him. That was very funny. Aren't you a giant as well? I'm like
six two that's not that tall. They're breakies taller than me I think he's like
six four or something boys a giant like I'm like I'm not not me only well my
family's all taller than me I'm the shortest guy in my family like my dad
six six he's a big ass tall person and my brother my brother is all four of
them are taller than me and I'm unfair because I'm supposed to be the tallest
but they got the late time gross birds bro.
I will say this, I'm an evil person.
I know I'm tall and I like to wear shoes
that make me taller.
I will add to my own height
because I think it's funny to do that.
Like I have a pair of docks
that add at least like an inch and a half to me.
And there's these boots that are called new rock boots.
Oh, we got a 36 out of 100.
We also got a 100.
We eaten, we up, we're clean.
Look at the timer. Look at it fly. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. At 71, baby. So wait. Question. Does it have to hit 72 before she wakes up, or does it have to hold at 72 before she wakes up?
So it has to hold, I will help hold.
We will hold the line together, unless you can time it.
But if the holder there shouldn't believe us, I'll just screenshot it.
I'll be like, it was 72, I promise, I promise, don't, don't punish them, punish me.
It's still going.
It's still going.
That's true.
The couple of times I came in here, y'all were edging the timer so much.
But I get it.
The second that, the second, I was thinking the same thing.
I was like, the second and both.
I told you I'll be back.
Welcome back, Matar.
I did my workie.
That's good.
My brain's been sizzling in my own head.
Oh, did you not lie down?
No.
See, they never listen to me.
Okay.
They never listen to me.
I don't lie down.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm never gonna lie down.
I'm never gonna listen to you because you're a stupid kid.
I was going to.
Because I was going to leave Zen in my place and then go to the bathroom, but I forgot Zen
was screaming all of a sudden so I came back.
I literally was in the bed and then got back up and I was like, I can't let Zen do anything.
That's what they all say.
Bro, what do you mean?
I'm just...
I'm only here for a little bit though because I have to pick between babysitting with you
or going for a post-dinner walkies.
I just had chicken wings.
So I definitely need like a little walkie after being home all day for work.
I get that.
I get that.
Yeah.
What are you going to have for dinner since you had chicken wings for lunch?
You're supposed to eat more than once a day.
Oh, heavenly.
What?
I just eat one meal a day, dude.
How are you going to stay erotically chubby?
I don't want to be erotically chubby.
I
Want to be built like my friend who's like six four and like three ten all muscle. Do you go to the gym?
Yes, I do. Oh, okay. Well then that's fair. Yeah. Well, then you still should be eating a lot of protein though
That's what you're kicking me before
He's got a point
Also being guys for the ten you got three out of that. Oh nice pull casey. Oh you missed it earlier
We got a huge pool.
We got a 61, we got a 61, we got a 60, we got a 100.
The biggest one I've seen in my channel was a 41 and 100.
So a 61 and 100?
Oh, that was a 50.
It was a 50.
Oh, it was a 50.
That's insane.
It is.
And then I got distracted and started doing the math.
And we figured out that the amount of knives,
It's just a sponsor by Valorant the amount of knives that Valorant needs to sell to make money back just from mouse was like a thousand some nice
Let's go
That's what they deserve
That's awesome
You guys really do that. I
Just wish I had a better voice because like Simon does this people are having a better time
I'm in here just grumbling trying
Grumble it's like
the uncle experience
That's crazy because all my uncles are pipe advisors.
Well, you're the cool.
You're the chill uncle experience.
Hey, guys, it's me, your uncle.
I'm a little hungover, but doing my best.
Yeah, I guess that was kind of what I saw in there.
Are you actually hungover?
No.
Wow.
I just think that's what I sound like.
For you?
Yeah.
I don't think I'm like.
You're drinking today?
I could.
I'm not drinking.
So what's the point?
You should've stayed sober October.
Another 50, we got another 30 now.
Let's go!
That's another good alpha bag right there.
You guys are really good.
Rob, Valorant, steal from them, give to Iron Mouse.
He he he he he.
I agree.
Because like, what's Valorant done that's good for people?
Like, it's made people, oh wait, no, e-dating, never mind.
Okay, de-dating has been around since the dawn of time,
since the dawn of the Ethernet.
True, but Valorant made it cringey.
No, no, no, no, it's been around.
People, come on, people have met people in league,
people have met people in World of Warcraft.
Actually, I have a question.
Which ones of you have met your partners in a video game?
It's funny you mentioned that
because I remembered a long time
There was a Skype group for women to date high elo league players.
What?
Yes, I remember that.
And then it turned into a Discord later, too.
Like, you couldn't get in unless you were diamond and above,
or platinum and above.
I remember that.
Old of you to assume.
But like, have none of you ever like, wow.
Do I just have an older chat?
Because I feel like this is very normal in older chats
So everyone's like, yeah, I met my partner 12 years ago
on World of Warcraft and, you know,
met them on Eve Online when they burned my fleet down
and, you know, I stalked them.
Is that normal on Eve Online?
Oh, burning fleets down?
Oh my God.
The stories of Eve Online.
I dated someone on Wizards 101 when I was nine.
I'm not sure that's quite the same thing,
but oh yeah, you said Valorant made E-dating,
Buying girlfriend on RuneScape? Hello?
That wasn't grand, that was funny.
I had to wait, I had a RuneScape girlfriend. I had two actually.
Oh, at the same time?
No, never at the same time.
What if you had a lot of money and you could buy both of them?
Actually I had three.
At the same time?
No, no.
If you were like, no, Martha, I didn't have two at the same time.
I had three.
I had three and I met two of them IRL.
to my ARL and they were really cool.
Yeah.
OK, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Uh-huh, go on.
This is juicy.
Oh, well the first one I didn't meet because stuff happened.
Nothing bad.
The second one I did and they lived in, wait, hold on.
We got another 33 out of 100.
The timer.
It could be your date of stories.
Everyone's like, oh my god.
Oh, 100 Maya, thank you so much.
How many did Maya steal?
33.
Let's go Maya.
33.
a thief. We love that for you. That's at least four knives. How much is a knife? So a knife
is $45. What? What do you do with those knives in the Valorant? I stab people with them because
it's Valorant, but you can't trade them. You only have them. You have a free knife, right?
Like you have a free knife. You have a free knife, but you can get a skin for the knife.
Yeah, but I get the flexing though. I used to play the League of Legions. I get the
I get it, I get it.
Oh, Keshina, with the 50.
Oh, Ghost, with another 50.
You guys rock.
They're going crazy, bro.
Keshina, congrats on stealing 12.
Wait, timer.
Wait.
The timer.
It rises.
Isn't it?
It rises, bro.
I told him I would snipe the 72 from them, and I'm going to.
You can't snipe me.
I'm ready.
I'm just going to watch you.
I'm just going to watch you.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm ready.
I'm waiting.
Wait, they might have beat me.
They might have stopped me from slapping it.
No, please.
Let's snipe the 73.
Can't you see that with the $50?
Let's go.
Yeah, I think that's not so good.
It's gone.
It's gone.
That's it.
You remember the 72 hours of stream?
In September?
In September.
In September.
Lai, thank you so much for the 50.
Narik, thank you for the five.
How much did y'all steal extra? 50 plus 16? Let's go!
They stopped me.
They stopped you?
The favor resting you for your crimes and meeting online girlfriends.
Hey, she was nice. I liked her a lot.
Yeah.
Go on. What about the second one?
The second one, that's the one I met. The second one I met and she was in Ohio. She was really nice.
I was like two years. It was really long. It was really good.
You dated her for two years and then you met her?
No, I met her and dated for two years.
Ooh!
My God, RuneScape romances!
I love this!
We got another 20.
We got another 20 gifted.
Do your boyfriends know about this, these deliances with women?
Oh, in the past, it was long ago, man.
Bada didn't even even exist.
Wait.
Stop, wait.
No, is Bada a baby?
He's young, yeah!
How young are you talking?
23, I think. 23 or 24.
Oh my god, okay.
I try not to have any friends under the age of 30.
I...
All of the Badger boys were under.
Oh my god, I don't know the Badger boys, so I'm good.
They were the people I met and they were under.
They were all like in there.
I drink a choo choo tea.
I just you know and like for example you know some folks might be a little younger than 30
But like you can tell you can tell you live a hard like you I can tell you've lived a hard life
damn I
Can tell you're you're worn out from living
You're the one that said I look like a wounded puppy. What is it about my face?
No, well Joel it was Joel my face that
I think it's just like, you're ready to die.
I think if somebody came to you and was like,
hey man, I need to grow out, I need to kill one of you,
you're like, I'll go, I'll volunteer, I'm ready.
Like you are prepared for death.
Thank you so much for the giftage.
Let's go.
I feel, does anybody else agree with what I'm saying?
You all get that about heavenly.
He's just, he's just ready.
Death can come for him at any time.
He's got his little rucksack packed.
He's like, all right River Styx, I'm coming.
I got my little whatever, my gold coin.
He got a little gold tooth so he can pay the fucking ferry.
No.
I think, I think he'll be easy for death.
You'll spread wide open.
He'll be like, oh baby, yeah, take me.
Uh-huh.
You don't even need to buy me dinner.
I'm just so happy.
Thank you for the gift and sorry y'all are making heavenly laughs.
I like you don't disagree, right?
I just choked on my holes last night.
Yeah, that's, see? I know him. I know him so well.
He just strikes me as that.
He's already dead. Let's go gifters. Oh my god, Lola Marie. Let's go. Not that he's already dead, not yet.
But the night is young. You never know. You never know what she's gonna get. Let's go!
My god, Mouse is gonna wake up so happy that the Celithon timer is even higher
than when she left off. You guys are the sweetest. She's gonna be so happy.
It's gonna absolutely make her day. I mean we always make her day, but it's nice to extra make her day, you know
Mm-hmm
Van Rouge the loo I know it's not vampire Rouge, but
Yeah, exactly loo shum
Lump Rouge there we go, but it wasn't vampire Rouge, but it just sounded similar
Let's try.
What's the name of that.
There's this one Naruto intro.
I don't know the name of it because they're not a big Naruto fan.
Uh huh.
But it's like...
Is it the one that goes, We are fighting dreamer?
No, I know that one.
Okay.
It's like...
There's that one!
And it's called Bluebird.
Bluebird?
It's called Bluebird, but I forget the band name.
I know this because there's a song by a Yumi Haasaki named Bluebird and sometimes I accidentally
played that song instead of this song.
Bluebird.
Can I write everybody?
Bluebird.
Oh, that's a shit.
I think it's an icky.
Yeah, icky.
Yeah, you got it.
You're welcome.
I had an idea of making a stream intro like this.
Ooh, do it.
When are you going to work on it?
If you're so busy working on your friends' projects, huh?
If you're so busy editing your friend's VOD and clipping it, if in your name you're working on your own VODs, huh?
Well, I can only make this after I get the art made, but I'm not an artist, so I have to get my artist to do it.
Froggy, come back here.
Froggy is not my artist. She's too expensive.
Oh. Hehehehehe.
I'm just kidding. If my artist is watching, Keeshawn, I'm kidding.
It's not that you're too expensive. I just like your style.
He is my favorite artist. His name is Keeshawn. He has a very distinct art style that I like.
So I always go to him. It's like this, like...
I don't have to describe it. It's kind of like comic book-esque. It's the best way to describe it and it's really good
I like that but he's also very flexible like you can just switch it up if needed. I
Like when you know switch is the spice of life
Switching is good. Switching is good. I only crazy again
Another 63
Yeah, we have a 63
God is yet, but yes. Well, no, okay. I can explain what God is if you actually want to thank you for the gifted
They got 28 over 20 to me. Okay, so
God is a saying
That came from black people because that was just the way we would say God
So let's go. Oh, damn. We sometimes say goddamn like goddamn. Yeah, damn. Okay. Yeah
The thing was, people would say that when they see a butt.
Oh, like, look at this butt.
Exactly. And because TikTok picks up on things that people say without understanding them, they turned it to mean a butt.
But it just means, like, god damn, or, like, god.
Yeah.
So they would just go, yeah.
So I just think that's, that's not the first time they've done it. They did it to something else also.
Oh, I mean, they do it all the time with a lot of this kind of stuff.
I know that there's a lot of that in like um a drag race too or it's a lot of stuff that came from like a
Crash out that's another one that they stole we saw crash out. Yeah
So a crash out was typically someone that just like was done like they they were like
They were such a bad useless person in the community
that they were just ready at like a moment's notice to explode on someone and just in their life they would go to jail
They'd kill somebody all that stuff, but now people say crashing out to just mean getting mad
Yeah, that's definitely a little different that little bit of its luster and and play a little bit. It happens
But I think it's really funny. It happens a lot with tiktok and I think it's really funny because of like how close
a AV is with tiktok culture because anybody with a phone can make tiktoks and they just spreads
But also the time is at 73.
Let's go!
I thought you were going to snipe 73, now you got to snipe 74, you got to stay here and
snipe it.
I'm going to snipe it, I'm going to snipe it, then I'll go see you coming.
Come on heavenly.
Then I'll go see you coming.
Any level 14 high train, which is insane.
Yeah!
I love it.
Y'all, I have to go for my walkies, but I want to see this high train, I want
to be a part of it, I want to experience it.
You got to stay for three minutes.
People are fighting for the number three and the number two spot.
That's what they're fighting for?
Ooh, let's go!
Cabin, thank you for the gifted-
Oh my god, you guys are...
crazy.
If y'all are fighting for that spot,
y'all are gonna have like a Dragon Ball Z fight.
Like, it's gonna go crazy.
Dragon, Dragon Ball!
Try to pull-
I'm gonna be a bean struggle.
Speaking of bean struggle,
Sparking Zero, let's go!
It's coming soon!
Bean struggle?
So in Dragon Ball, sometimes two people shoot
two beans at each other.
Oh yeah, bean, bean, bean.
Sorry, I thought you meant bean.
Like the little bean that they eat sometimes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
I'll think anybody struggles to eat the Senzu beans.
Senzu beans, that was the name of it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe give it away.
I'll never forget that, Goku.
Why'd you give that to-
Why'd you get to sell?
Why?
Why, pork quake?
Why?
Go on.
Pork qu-
Pork quake?
Pork quake?
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm so cooked, man.
You know what?
After this, taken out, are you streaming tonight?
Shit, I forgot I was supposed to there we go take a nap. I can't even
ever
Someone has to be here. Well, there was nobody here before I showed up. So I think they'll be fine
Right, you guys will be fine
Right as long as we leave them like, you know pizza better than we found them, right?
Yeah, my parents used to leave me money for pizza and then they would say don't go in a basement and just you know
watch TV. Don't go in the basement. Yeah. Why? In case I fell down the steps and got
stuck. Cute. Cute. Well not cute but you kind of get it right? Yeah like the
state but you know like the big bill fall. Cute but not cute but cute. I think you guys will be fine
if well you'll be fine. What's a little bit of a little bit of abandonment in
in the childhood is good for developing character.
You know?
That's what my room for me, look at me, I, exactly.
I turned out great.
Yeah.
My trauma made me funny.
Your trauma made you funny.
Don't you guys want to be funny and, you know, quirky?
Well, you want to be quirky little guys and gals?
You want to be quirky?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's funny.
Come on, what's a little trauma?
I'm not saying you eat people.
Is that supposed to be a bad thing or?
That's a little trauma, you know?
It's not the one where we're eating people.
I know they're all eating people.
I will have you know my ex-husbands allegedly
would have consented to me eating.
Not that I've eaten them because that would be a crime,
but if I had eaten them, I made sure
that I got their consent.
Not that I ate them because legally speaking,
it's a crime to eat your husband.
You know, it's only a crime because you can't say
you ethically source to meet?
I mean, it's ethical if they say, yeah.
Apparently, it's not according to the law.
Really?
What laws are you reading?
Show me in the law book right now where it says,
and I quote, bite my flesh, honey.
I can't eat my flesh.
No, no.
Yeah, it's illegal to bite my flesh
if I say bite my flesh, honey.
Show me that in the law book right now.
Somewhere in here.
Can you eat people?
Can you eat people if you're married to them?
That is the better one.
Don't think so.
Okay.
I don't need you to think.
I need you to give me the law.
Can you eat people with consent?
Yeah.
Can you eat people with their consent?
If you are married.
Oh, wait.
Hold on.
In the United States, there are no laws against cannibalism.
But most, if not all states have enacted laws that indirectly make it impossible
to legally obtain and consume the body.
Well, again, legally obtain and consume,
but what if they just say, yes, baby, you can eat me?
I love you.
Apparently, that's not good enough.
But what if I have them on video and written and everything?
Still not good enough.
And nobody wants me to have fun.
All the world's against me.
There's an area in Nevada?
No.
Okay.
We like Vegas.
Somewhere in the Middle of America, Middle-ish area of America, there's an area of lawlessness
where if you stand there, technically no laws affect you in America.
Oh, is it like Texarkana?
It might be somewhere around there.
Or is Texarkana just Texas, Arkansas, and what is the other thing?
Texarkana.
I can't remember where it is.
It's near Yellowstone.
So just, yeah, stick your husband or your ex-husband or your ex-husband or your ex-husband, your
flesh husbands to yellowstone.
It's our magic.
We're going to Yellowstone, yippee!
We're going to Yellowstone.
They have the geysers there, right?
Yeah.
There we go.
Like, baby, I'm going to cook you
and then I'm going to eat you.
I love it.
All right.
I think we're getting told to stop a bit.
Sorry.
All right, guys, sorry.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
No.
Never happened.
No, no.
It wasn't me.
all the module like metara con, shut up metara, stop it metara, we're gonna tell mouse that
you were very cringe and unpog, we're gonna tell mouse not enough to sit us again, you
guys won't stage on me right, you wouldn't tell mouse about this stuff right, this is
just, you know we're having adult conversations, I'm the only person that has these real
talks with you chat, nobody else will talk to you as seriously as me, I'm the cool
aunt. It's true. Don't tell her please. Don't tell her. I want to watch you grow up. I want to
watch you grow. That actually sounds a little weird after I said I'm gonna eat them. I want to
watch you grow up I want to see you plump up
20
this is insanity are going crazy I think it's funny do we talk about how to make
napalm no no no chat we have defeated a mod wait what they killed a mod to eat
them hey they're gonna be like with our is stop talking about eating yeah you can
eat people on the internet like through the internet I told chatter about the
Internet either bones. Yeah
Stop heavenly I can only get
Stop just speaking my language your bone or two. I
Got a bone to pick
All right, I got to go for my walkies before I get into trouble with the mods
Mods and you're very cute. Thank you for modding. Thank you for doing your work. Heavenly
Hold down the fourth. Okay
Yes, but also if you got to go do your stuff you got to go do your stuff. Yeah, I probably should lay down
Yeah, lay down and die
Finally
This sweet embrace I can close my eyes for the last time
Bye chat you were so cute
And mouse is gonna wake up and be so happy with all the crazy amazing things you did you are so sweet and so lovely
I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.
And by the way, you were great.
I'm so happy. I'm so happy. You give me yourself. I promise it will help.
Oh, every day is a day. I just want to hear you say, yeah, I'm so lovely, lovely, I'm so lovely, lovely, I'm so happy, happy. I'm so happy, happy.
I missed the guitar already.
Chad, I'm not going to lie. I saw a tweet once that said,
If you set a man down in front of a map, he'll be happy. That's not wrong
I'm literally on Google Maps right now at the border between Canada and America
I'm just going forward on this one road and there's a guy in a motorcycle in front of me, and I'm just keep clicking
Just
Just riding down this road right now, dude. It's kind of come- No the guy's gone! Where'd the motorcycle go? Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
What the hell?
I've always wanted to I've always wanted to ride a motorcycle. I want to get my motorcycle license
And I've always wanted to ride a motorcycle
Up the west coast like the coastal highway
I've always wanted to get one and like San Diego and then just ride up the coastal highway and
just see the sights and
Then at the end of it explode
And then at the end of it just
The timer sniped it. Ooh, I could get the 72 that's true.
I know there's also like a coast you can ride like to Alaska or something I think.
I remember there was a guy, there was a guy on you in Reddit who like rode some like highway or something like up through Alaska.
and uh it was really cool it was really interesting to watch cuz like I
always want to try somebody that but they hit this 74 hear me out fans what
if we go for 82 hours before she wakes really surprise her we own mountain
the forest with three sounds which we would like to more forest I'm sorry I've
become mountain peel down piled I used to be big on the forest but I started
really appreciate the beauty of mountains. They're kind of cool, man.
What was the TTS talking? I just talked over it. I'm so sorry.
You work? That's crazy. Dude, I become very mountain build. Shenandoah? Cool.
Farmland, forest. I think forests are cool. Really cool.
Uh, because like the redwood forest, I still want to see the redwood forest
one day. I want to go see the redwood forest.
It's probably like immaculate, you know?
It's probably like just these giant trees older than us
just chilling out there.
But mountains are like, mountains are full of big flits.
True, maybe it's from all the Minecraft playing
because like I think I liked Forest a lot
before I started getting deeper into Minecraft.
I got to playing Minecraft, I was like,
yeah, hold on, mountains are kind of sick.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Because I went to Colorado like a couple of years ago
and just driving along that like so for those of you that aren't very familiar with Colorado there's
Colorado is like a flat land on one end and then like outside of Denver it's all like mountains
and I was up in the uh Breckenridge area and man driving through that highway it's like this is like
like it literally just goes from like flat highways to just mountains you have to like
weave and turn and it's just like it's just I don't know I can't I don't know how to describe
it besides like just God's bounty just beautiful just nature those mountains are older than
us to tell they tell stories they've seen it all they've seen the rise they've seen
the fall they've seen the glaciers they've seen the rivers it's just like man okay
you drive on the mountain well you technically you're driving one of the
mountains you're driving through them also you're mostly driving on them it's
just kind of cool I don't know man you're pretty old hey man hey man yeah I was
kind of shocked at how like flat half of Colorado was I was also shocked that I
couldn't breathe just so you know chat Colorado and is up in the air like
it's a mile above sea level and it will not it will it will remind you of
that as much as it can when you can't fucking breathe. The area's thin. I had to take really
called like pills like chlorophyll pills or something like that. I'd take a bunch of them
before I went there and they still didn't do enough. I still couldn't really breathe
while I was there. I was telling people from Colorado call everyone else flatlanders.
Dwellers. She come to Oregon. I went to Oregon. I drove up the, so sometime, not
sometime, last year around like the Christmas time I had to go to the West
Coast because of family stuff and I landed in Portland and then from Portland I
I drove south to a city to see family, dealt with the family thing, and then I went from
just the west, I just basically went down the west coast, like I went from like Portland
all the way down to LA to see my friend Sculker, and I get it, I get the west coast, I totally
get it.
I've been an east coast boy my whole life, but after being over there, I totally understand
why people are over there, you know?
There's a lot of natural beauty over there and it's just and the weather for most of
it is pretty chill like it's pretty it's pretty cool and then I went to Seattle at the end
of it.
I thought I saw my friend I went up to Seattle to see another friend.
Like y'all don't get hurricanes y'all just get normal like you know rain and all sorts
of stuff like that.
It's like I get the West Coast.
I'm not moving there though, too expensive.
I don't got it like that, we broke out here.
Jolly, I mean isn't the whole thing expensive?
I thought like the Seattle area is expensive too,
because all the tech companies,
so like if you're not working for one of them,
you're pretty much broke.
But then again, I guess like,
if you're there, you're gonna be working for them.
I bet working for Microsoft is such easy pay,
or maybe not.
I'm just rambling right now.
I think at some point I do gotta sit there
and lay down in the grass.
I'm not in the grass, I gotta lay in the fucking...
I can't, I'm gonna have to say lay in my bed, bro.
Tony Hawk, Hawk Tula, I ain't talking to you.
Dude, I love going outside.
I love going outside as much as awesome, dude.
It's like fresh air, sunlight.
It's sick as hell.
Also beer?
Good beer school.
I think that's it for me.
think. What's my name on Twitch? Zintrea. Z-E-N-D-R-E-Y-A. I'm a little boba lady. I don't think I have the power to summon anyone in here. I'll give it a shot. Summoning Siren. And then I'll put the Naruto hand signs. Hold on. Naruto hand signs.
I tried I don't know if that'll work, but I tried I'm gonna go put my head down and put this ice-cold towel on it
I hope you guys had a good time. Thank you all so much for raising money for both charity and mouse and the timer
You got it to 72 before she woke up. Yeah, I got it to set you got it to 72 and you're holding it above 72 also
So you're doing pretty good. You guys should be very proud of what y'all have done here
so
oh wait hold on she replied wait I'm not gonna get your hopes up maybe oh wait
mouse is moving this game the tag is boring I'm out of here apparently 29
of pet owners let their pets sleep on the bed with them so I gave it a try my
My goldfish died.
Nehoymenoy.
It sounds like that.
I just stopped by to be annoying.
Um, um,
aboba.
Eeww.
Eeww, what the fuck?
Eeww.
Who the fuck...
Eeww.
Eeww.
You have a dent.
Aboba.
what is this guy saying? it's because of a man isn't it? I never said that it's
because you smell that's why it's because you don't have a dent yeah yeah yeah I'm
not gonna take that then what are you gonna do about it? I want to make your
invented to escape park
what the fuck
abobo
wait
does melsey have
the skate park emote?
probably not
it looks so dumb
i thought she was waking up but i think because i smelled so bad
she went back to bed
she fucking knocked her out with your
stent
i feel like oh god
oh god
I literally took a shower like five days ago.
My brother in Christ, you get back in the shower.
It's literally called natural cologne.
Natural deterrent.
E, brother, E.
I'm literally smell-maxing right now.
E.
I've built up enough to take over the world.
Brother E?
At least it's weekly, yeah, exact.
So another chance. At least he's weekly.
What? Who said that?
Who said that in the chat? What the heck?
Sometimes I'm feeling a little bit spicy, I do bi-weekly.
Depends on the occasion.
Brother, you are marinating.
What the heck?
The best kind of meat needs to be marinated, you know what I mean?
I fucking hate you so much!
Brother E!
Hey man, I cooked!
Brother E!
I cooked!
You cooked!
I cooked!
Is it burnt?
I'm cooking, that's not how I remember marinating.
I'm like, I'm cooking!
What the hell are you saying?
I'm not ice cream cone right now in my hands.
I'm cooking!
What the hell are you saying?
I've got ice cream cone right now in my hands.
Ice cream cone.
Oh, what the fuck?
What the...
That was the cone.
You just have the ice cream?
Is it just...
I don't think you cook an ice cream cone.
Okay.
You ever just let it melt so you can drink it?
Um, that's called a milkshake.
Yeah, I know.
But yes, I do, actually.
If you guys get into 75 hours, I'll actually go take a shower right now.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Get into 75 hours and you get to make another man clean.
What the?
Mons are like, do a chat.
Oh, the mods are so wholesome. I came in just to say, meowing my noise, and he shouted
me out, and I was like, why? I didn't feel bad, so I had to come back and talk. Even
out on the chats like, who? Who the fuck? The mods, no, family, though.
Guys, please, you smell so bad. Please save me.
No, she's not gonna wake up until you guys
Can handle it
Wait, they're doing it. They're doing it guys, please my nose
Boba, I just don't like any of the Boba emo to myself like the stench is coming from my mouth
You guys are doing great. We're gonna get her to 300k
Oh, yeah, you guys actually so close like literally yesterday. I was just I
Just I felt like just yesterday she was at one almost that
198k or something. Thank you, Chris. Oh Pico
Okay, then do the thank yous before that what the hell you can just thank them after you decide to
Thank you for your money
What about Wicked Danish?
And... and Nintendo dishes?
You do those ones. You do those ones.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
What?
Yeah. Go on then.
Yeah, no, you stink more than I do.
What the...
Okay, what the... I bought a ticket shower yesterday.
Not five days ago.
Tell them I said I didn't give you a subscription.
I did not. You're right. I never even started
during the class once again.
I
Have the 100 gifted subs badge
Oh my god, yo and they gifted and which gives it for on top of that 10 plus four Pog
isn't it like gotcha one of you a sub yeah so um how it works is every five
gifted subs twitch will add a one guaranteed bonus so and then on top of
that it could be from a zero to like 100 I think so lights gotcha chat you want
I wish I had the power to like, rhyme doll and I'll see it on the screen.
What?
Thank you, Jack.
Yes, I thank you too, so come on, what do you do?
Oh, Jack or I?
Thank you.
They don't hear it from a man, come on.
What the hell?
No, they do.
What are you saying?
What?
What?
Say thank you.
I know, chat.
I know what they are. It's okay.
Guys, 75 hours in coming will shower and brush his teeth. Please.
Probably even floss for the first time in a year.
Oh my god! What are you...
I'll put it on my...
What? How can you floss one tooth?
Actually, okay. Who actually flosses? Come on now. No one does.
I floss if I get some stuff stuck in my teeth.
Actually, the only time I do is with my water flosser, actually.
Do another thought the best thing I did.
What a flossing that sounds fancy as bougie as hell.
It's not worth that to be honest with you.
What?
I've lost my temperature days.
What?
Oh my my.
Oh whoa whoa whoa.
People aren't you flossing right now?
You're lying.
You're lying.
I'm doing a murder OBS.
Why? What's up with OBS?
It keeps on closing.
Open it now.
No, it was open but closed. I'm doing testing.
Oh.
Test big.
Yeah, you have to brush until you start bleeding. That's how you do it.
No, the whole reason why you're bleeding is because your teeth are not used to flossing.
That's all right.
And bullbun.
Make sure the toothbrush looks really weird.
What are you doing to your tomb brush?
You make it look like split ends, you know?
Thank you for watching, check for me to use it a lot.
Haboba.
Which is a good thing, hopefully.
You know, sometimes I swallow a few strands of toothbrush.
Okay, that I... hmm, hmm, what?
What?
I came back from TwitchCon and I can't stream.
Why? Why? Why?
Um, why?
Because, LeMau.
Why?
I did nothing. I came back and it was like, no.
No more.
LeMau, good luck.
Also, thank you, I know Nemus, the dragon slayer for the 500 pistol mousey.
Um, boba.
There you go.
Chat, I heard that there's a new emo in town. It is a boba.
A boba.
Egg Boba
Look at summoned I got seven today. Mmm. Don't worry. I wash my mouth up with vinegar
What?
Have you ever goggles salt water before I did it's pretty horrible knockoff
It's like oh, it's good for so throat and I go
Oh my god, Chah you're 73.30, you guys, you guys got it, please, 75 please if you
shower on his brushes to you, please, you guys are getting there.
That's true, you just need a rich man to come on, and your rich person to be like,
You have a pretty person right on me.
Oh my god.
I'm all wet.
Oh, cleanest Vtuber ever seen.
That was crazy.
True, true.
I am the cleanest Vtuber.
Everybody else is kinda a little worse off.
That's why doing weekly is a little bit of an achievement.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Why is it gonna be a rich man?
No, I forget that man's even a gender.
I just say man a lot.
I ever get a sigh.
I'm like, man, how are you doing, man?
Man.
It could be.
I used to say Twitch to come on by, you know?
John Twitch.
That's the name of the brand.
Where do you go?
John Twitch.
Where does he have, man?
Support the cause, John.
Wait.
Last time I looked, Twitch had just shy of me.
shy of five thousand on the leaderboard and now it is 13.6k Jesus fuck
leaderboard yeah there's a leaderboard on the um above the pin message what in
the stream chat yeah damn that's what I'm saying Jesus Jonathan Twitter's in
Wait, how much is that one second?
A lot. Too much.
I am a judge in my uh, star. You better be here.
It's um, Twitch is using Valorant money.
Damn!
Um, Boba. It's a lot.
And Twitch is being known for my god.
it's this this September is sponsored by Valorant so it's all the e-dating skins
money
oh wait I have another oh it resets weekly what the hell man day 29 yeah every
weekly so tomorrow it will reset because it's a 30 years I can't do math that's
why I'm a vtuber I fifth grade reading level you know because of chat I didn't
the word
i'm gonna go insane
do i have to go stream on streamlabs?
no
i don't wanna! i don't wanna!
what is... what happened?
i don't know actually
i really don't know
i came back and then albias is like
i closed, i'm crashing
i'm like freezing, nothing just closed
did you know
there's a new
did you know there's a new emote
of a boba?
no
It's a booboo with a U.
What'd it do?
It looks like, you know, the...
You know, the emotes that are like POG...
Uh, POGG.
Where they've drawn like a certain way.
Or like, BEJJ.
Let me see, man. What the heck?
What the hell, man?
Yeah.
They've drawn the same way.
You know, it'd be really funny.
What?
If they just start hearing a really loud snoring,
like like a lot of ones that like yeah people do that'd be really
hilarious and I smell loud I become mouth breather at night I nose breather
at the morning at night mouth breather
what it's like it's like it's like I'm farming because I'm eating all the bugs
I go into my mouth, protein.
What the eee?
I only, I only snore if I'm like really, really, really tired.
Like, I am pooped.
Like, if I would, if I was like awake for maybe like 25 hours or something, I would
probably start snoring.
Mmm.
Other than that, I think I like breathed this very-
I like to believe that you snore horribly.
What?
No!
Why not?
No.
no
ummm
no
i bet you snore like
just like
you're dense just like
deep in whenever you snore
what the hell
and then like it inflates into
deeper
what the hell
yo chaotic
thank you for the 5-cups of Somosie
apparently i only breathed like really deeply
deeply so I'll just have like what is the what is the little white square with
the big number next to the other number next to precious family which record I
think so it's trying to beat the twitch record hey guys say that was lads
record I forgot oh that's Ludwigs oh that's number two guys get your life
savings you have a bit of more of your life to save up money you know life
savings college funds oh my god I got scared my PC was dying I was gonna cry
Coco Kana
It said heat warning on my computer and I was like
He warning? Where was your computer?
But it exposes where I live. Can I not take this off my PC?
Oh my god
Coco Kana means like from here
Coco Kana
What the...
The day's goal is 75 hours on a timer
And Kami will brush his teeth and take a shower.
I'm boba.
I will take a shower once we hit Ludwig's school.
You know what?
That's going to be a real thing that I'm going to do then.
What?
Guys, I want to shower and you guys make her beat Ludwig's school.
This means if you guys don't beat Ludwig's goal, I will never shower ever again.
You want me to die?
There you go.
What the hell?
Bro!
Hell, bro.
That's going to be my title for the rest of my life.
The guy who hasn't showered since.
I have to wait for next, I know some of them.
Bro, no, Jesus, please God.
Someone said, as of in 2.5, real.
oh my god please please please spare minimum please let's get to 75 hours please I can't
be in the same VC if he's gonna be speaking up to the motherfucking VC
no it's okay you don't have a nose to your PNG
correct you're right I can see that I can I can see the stink waves you can see
this thing yeah rain fog or what the eight thousand aura
I'm over.
I'm over.
I'm over.
I'm over.
Done, done, done.
So, you're going to be able to have a nose side? Do you have a nose?
I do have a nose.
What the hell?
What the hell?
Of course I have a nose.
She lied to you.
What? Do you have a nose?
Yeah.
A big one.
Big nose.
You know what's not gonna have a nose? OBS if it doesn't work.
Steals nose.
Steal their nose.
Just being a man is so difficult, you know?
What is that? What are you saying?
Nothing.
I'm waiting for it to be kept to me. Wake up.
Wake up. Maybe if you tell OBS to wake up.
Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.
What does that mean?
Why don't you play horror games?
Um, I wish it myself.
Why? What?
Oh, I mean, October is coming up.
So, um, maybe I'm obligated to.
I don't want to. I'm gonna shit myself.
I'm literally just a little guy.
A little guy who hasn't showered in weeks.
Little guy.
Oh, I see the screenshot now.
Don't laugh at Mike's reflection.
Top one, top two.
You wear your brown pants, that's true.
What the heck?
You know what that means, Si?
When you wear your brown pants?
What does that mean?
See, you have to know.
If you don't know, then you don't know.
I guess I don't know.
I guess I'll never know because I will never wear brown pants.
What the hell?
What the heck?
A bull bun.
Can I request a boba to be added?
It's the one that's...
It's...
Community Minecraft Build Contest?
Cute.
Okay, I'm not gonna enter that just because I know somebody's gonna like do like a...
200 foot statue of Mousy in Minecraft.
A boba.
A boba.
A boba.
Actually, Janky looking one.
The one that's drawn kind of semi...
I'm Booba.
Powerwashingry got me.
Oh my god!
No!
Oh shit, I just realized that there's multiple goals on the stream.
260k secret track on album, 263 community Minecraft build contest.
Yo, wait, you guys got the community Minecraft build contest on?
You guys better start. I bet someone already started. You try hards.
Who started already? Say it right now. I know there's some lurkers. Who already started?
Oh god, they're preparing.
I would just build a boba.
You too?
No way really.
I wonder who's that?
One of them is enemy.
Maybe we can start?
I don't think the server is up, if I would assume.
Watch them, watch the rules be like you cannot use wood.
What is that?
That's the emote I was talking about.
Why'd you look like that?
Because it's cute.
It looked scary.
No one does it.
You're just playing with it.
It's like a cult.
No one does it.
He's got a little bow tie and a momma.
It's okay. If you think it looks scary, then it's okay. Just in time for Halloween anyways.
It's 575 hours on the clock and Kami brushes his teeth because he said that you're gonna take a shower at Ludwig's Gulp.
Yeah, and if we don't beat Ludwig's record, I'm not gonna shower. I have to wait until next year or whenever the next 7 hours.
I believe I believe I won't be able to go to cons anymore
Mmm, it's true.
Oh, but she oh motherfucking teeth.
What your teeth otherwise will have no teeth remember every day with no shower plus 100
over. Oh, this is very call me. This is me. What? What do we
want? Is that her actually came was an animation? It looks
scary. I think she's she's stirring. Just imagine like her
phone above her face, like hanging in there, it kept
And then the phone falls on your face stink or airy damage yeah I'm resisting or stirring
We need uh we need flick toggle for I can flick your face oh my god we have you ever
done the flicking on the forehead with your like middle finger and you recoil
your middle finger. Okay so what you do is you put your it's supposed to be
really really painful. Good morning.
I'll sit down and worry about it. You can rest more. You want to know what's cool? Will we set up a goal?
I told him I wouldn't shower until you beat Ludwig's goal. If you don't reach it, then I can't shower until next up at the end.
No, what the fuck?
Oh boy, this is what friends are for. Don't worry about it.
What the fuck?
He said, 75 hours on the timer, chat gets to it, he'll brush his teeth.
Yeah, brush my teeth if we have 25 hours.
What the fuck?
Hey, please, let's just brush my teeth!
Please, don't put it in.
I have to keep the timer on like, uh, while I'm working.
I'll just keep the timer up so I can make sure I can go brush my teeth.
Yeah, I'm gonna chat with you in five days, Mousy. Please, help.
Are you lying?
I am lying, but you know, I think I can't lie anymore, so I have to...
No, you're saying that you're lying.
It's been five days since you've taken a shower.
No, I've showered, but I told them I wouldn't shower until we beat Ludwig's goals.
You haven't taken a shower in five days?
No, I've...
I don't want to say that out loud if it's not true.
I ain't trying to take it back.
Yeah, you're right.
Oh no.
You're right, you're right.
Oh my god.
You're right, Masi, you've always been right.
It's been five days.
Yeah, I'm just trying to smell Max.
I'm trying to, you know, get Aura.
I want it to be, like, visible, you know?
What the fuck kind of Aura? What do you want?
A shield that makes people mad?
A shit shield?
Yeah, not shit shield, but, like, you know, green mist, you know?
You're nasty, though.
He told me sometimes he shouts every other week.
I'm like the cleanest YouTuber in the community, so like sometimes one thing is spicy very weekly.
Now every day, what is wrong with you?
No you don't.
You say too, I have to.
I literally have to.
There's no water in hell.
What the hell?
There's no water in hell.
What the hell water come from?
Where you got you there?
What do you think the water comes from? I see it from Earth, duh!
Oh, so you're a thief?
Yes!
Oh...
I can't notice it.
Did you...
What did lava look like?
It looked better. It brings on the bacteria and stuff.
It brings on the bacteria and stuff.
No, that's the bacteria. That's what we need for you because you don't want
to be a big parent.
It's just that you're a bad parent.
It's not being dipped into holy water. They just throw me into the lava.
Yeah, by weekly, you know, I'm feeling a little special on occasion, but the weekly
shower is pretty okay.
Spicy bro, you said it was spicy.
Oh my god.
I just want the air around me to be spicy, you know.
Oh my god, this dude has the pain of his whole body on his back.
Jesus Christ.
You should see my gamer chair.
Oh my god.
You're a nasty motherfucker, I sure am.
What the hell?
Good morning!
I didn't know this was the timer!
There you go, see how you look at the timer.
I was so terrified, but you took me a fucking shower, Jesus.
You woke up for like two seconds, and I turned on the car and you went back to sleep and I said, yeah, I was a little too stinky, so you passed out.
That was so funny.
Oh my god, chat's very close to getting him to brush his teeth.
Wakey, wakey, I just want to make him brush his teeth and bury him in a bowl of lamb.
Oh yeah, I think earlier, um, Heavenly a month I came to, uh, babysit too.
Aww, that's amazing.
Yay!
Yippee!
Thankfully they weren't here when Tommy was in here otherwise they would have been like
What?
Brood!
Do you like the little rainbow frog animation?
From their mouth?
Oh my god, apparently Zen was there too.
Yeah.
Yeah I did.
Whoa.
What kind of duel?
I wish everything today.
Oh my god.
I'm kinda doing all.
I wish everything today.
My computer says what dirty PN, what the fuck?
What?
What the hell?
Wait, that's, that's, that's like, that's crazy.
What the hell?
Why are you?
That's incorrect.
Yeah, wait, what?
That's incorrect.
Yo, 20.
Oh my god.
It's 20.
20.
I'll be right back. Okay.
I'll get my room.
Yippee-chak! Get it to 75, so call me Borussia's tease.
Please.
I don't think you're gonna reach 75 hours.
Please stop talking in my direction, because I can smell your stank, I swear.
That's how you kill them, Chad. That's how you do it.
They never expect it.
Close your damn mouth. What the hell you stay guys. What the fuck?
Even bloodhounds can't hug me down. Oh my god
Bloodhounds are supposed to let you down. They want to get the fuck away from me. Yeah, exactly
Girls and people let's go! And Chester let's gooo!
Oh bo bo
Oh bo bo bo bo
You know, it's really funny is that heavenly use the oboe by summoning you to
On me
Kakashi doing with the fucking hands on I
Got summoned through a oboe by summoning you to
She fell in love with it.
When will we get to gender bent, Noshi?
Hmm?
Hmm.
Has there not been one?
I actually don't know.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, nobody know.
Nobody know nobody.
Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody.
Oh, oh, oh.
everyone's returning they're like she's she's finally here she went to go to the
bathroom the buff room
everyone raise your swords relax
What the fuck?
I can be as kind as I want to.
There you go, see.
What the...
Relax.
Her queen's here!
Iron Moush raid!
My queen! My queen!
I'll return now. She's away.
My queen.
You are my queen my queen she know the way
one VR chat was actually a good game God VR chat was VR chat was definitely something
for sure I don't know what it's like now but mirror dwellers mirror mirror dwellers
I will not be able to stand in front of the mirror or they don't do their fun stuff anymore
That's fun stuff
Boba
Do you know the way?
Do you know the way?
Do you know the way?
How come you haven't gotten like little
Knuckles of you
You do it so well
Yeah
Do you know the aboba?
Do you know the aboba?
Do you know the aboba?
Do you know the aboba?
Do you know the aboba?
Oh my god.
Do you know the aboba?
Do you know the aboba?
Aboba.
Breakfast.
Breakfast.
Mmm.
What are you eating?
I didn't really like this one.
I didn't realize you were eating from there.
I'm eating actually my breakfast.
Wow!
It's a breakfast wrap at midnight.
My breakfast is ice cream.
That's your breakfast?
I don't know.
Technically I woke up recently, but I don't, like, when I first wake up I don't like eating.
It's usually just like one big meal at the end of the day.
Um...
What?
I snack a lot throughout my day.
Mmm.
yesterday I had a long long man have you ever seen that advert please have you
have pointed at bars myself no okay so there's this there is this there's this
This is a gummy, but in Japan it's called Sakeigumi and it's such a dumb advert.
I need to show you the Sakeigumi advert.
You can't even explain, not even fun anymore.
It's too long.
WHAT THE HELL?
Yeah, you're washed.
No!
I'm washed.
You have to say thank you to the seller now.
Come on.
I'm washed, but you aren't because you stink as-
That's true, that's true, I'm very not washed.
Yeah.
I'm glad I'm washed, you know what?
You know what?
I'm washed, and I'm happy that I'm washed.
Wait, is it really eight minutes long?
Wait, yeah, it is!
Okay, here.
Watch this, it's six minutes long.
Doesn't it take you like three hours to eat pasta a week ago, Sara?
Okay, what the fuck?
Where is this coming from?
That's what Cole said.
Yes, because I was people talking.
Okay, there.
You know those videos where they try to match the pace of their partners eating?
And how the guy eats very fast?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Three hours is insane.
Okay, okay, okay, but I can eat really, really, really fast.
Yes I can!
Your dance makes it really hard for me.
Jesus Christ!
Fuck!
What?
Jesus!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ, why?
What the hell?
What the fuck?
My dance!
Don't talk about my dance like that!
I said that.
Oh my god.
What the?
I only...
I only...
Okay.
It's hard to eat and talk at the same time.
It's...
I don't have to eat at all.
No, that's not it.
I don't have to eat at all.
I don't have to eat at all.
I don't have to eat at all.
I don't have to eat at all.
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
I'll put it all on the front.
What the...
Okay, no, no, no, no, no.
Fuck you, close your mouth, motherfucker!
I swear!
No, she's not asleep.
She's...
She's awake.
Now, she's coming back.
Don't worry.
Awesome, guys.
Donate to Plasma.
Right now.
Right now?
Right now.
Donate to Plasma right now.
Right now...
Plasma.
Oh, buh-bah.
I
Mouse he is currently brb she's in the bathroom right now, but
The toilets in hell are like all lava it's like it kind of Britain's everything you know
What?
Would that make more sense? It's like a serious system. That would be crazy
Just let you know, but I feel like it'd be a little scary though
Because like when it's like the lava has a little pop in the toilet, you know what I'm talking about
And
That would be kind of scary because then like if the lava pops a you know, you know
It'll reach you, you know
Yeah, you're screaming like
Tom from Tom and Jerry
Wait, actually, what was that was that from?
That's what we do
Where is that from?
I don't know about you.
What?
No, the scream that I did.
Is that a cookie?
It's not really a show, but it's a character.
That's what it looks like.
Yeah.
Wait, what's Tom's scream?
I have to look now.
I mean, they do pretty similar cartoonish screams.
Toms are just like very horrible on microphone
So he sounds like
He's got like an Xbox mic
Do you think he'll have AC's?
No, I don't think so
I wouldn't be able to go down there man, that sounds like too much
We're gonna show you how to burn your bacteria
That's great!
oh it's fadnuch what the fuck what's up fadnuch
he's gone already bro why do you say it after you leave
I don't have this good noises playing so I didn't know he left
he's not the serve one
I guess you're right because IBS is open as well
oh he's just a faggot fadnuch
Why do you always do it with me?
Why the fuck it?
Why is he so fast?
Oh thank you!
I'm proud to see if he was still there.
Oh my God!
God!
Jesus!
The stink is in my ears, in my eyes.
My reaction time is minus seven.
God please tell, please get it to 75.
He's back.
Fuck you.
What the?
Hey guys, what's going on?
Hi Frederick.
You said he literally said fuck you, that's crazy.
I'm gonna follow Frederick Knudson, right Knudson?
Wait, why?
Why did he go fuck you?
I don't know, I say that to everybody.
I'm Boba.
You're not coming fuck you.
I'm Boba.
You know what, Si?
You smell.
You know what?
You know what?
What?
What?
You are gonna be turning to worm later.
Nooo, I don't want to be turned into a worm.
Actually, if I could turn into a worm, then now you can start the worm revolt.
Yes I think so come on, do your work.
Fred, you say it.
Your Mush Lucas, thank you for the gifted 10 tier ones.
Wow Fred, you sound so different.
That's crazy.
so much
what is the voice I like to do sometimes?
oh okay that's crazy
you're so talented
worm jam
worm jam worm jam
like villian-
like villian-
wait I'm downloading a game
so my connection like it's eating up all
of my connection
shit
if you all see me
okay
hello hello hello what kind of game is he downloading i'm thinking suski
i can't believe people call him fan up
what
The better man
Menua
Don't remember
Jody the first line cool. Oh, that's how you do it. Cool. Oh
Oh
I love how I don't know what half the like emojis mean
So I see people typing it fuck the moon and make reclammy shower on the moon
Wait, do you ever use Teterina?
Uh, no, I don't think so.
Oh my god, get with the times!
Seize!
I'm pretty clean, you know, in my brain.
I don't say I'm a good lol or pog in real life.
That means you're not a real Twitch streamer.
You have to be initiated with the...
With the, when you say Pog, I don't know, that's when you know that you're the realest commentator.
Better Twitch TV, man. That's a lot of work.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Not BTTV. No, that's all.
Wide Among Us or...
It's 7 TV.
That's a weird emoji name.
No, it's absolutely normal.
Wide Among Us gay sex.
No, that's the most normal...
Sounded like this.
No, it is not.
You are, wait, now that I've really, now that I think about it, you are the, you are the person that just sees everything as text.
Oh god.
Yeah, it's funny.
They all look like crazy people.
No, you're the one who's crazy because everyone knows what we're saying, but you're the only one who's just like, what does that mean?
You guys are all breadwashed.
Mmm, you're just out of the loop.
No.
Get in the loop, Gummy.
I'm out of body wash.
That's also nasty as hell.
Oh my god. What the? No, you have to see it. Your life will change. I'm so serious.
Your life will change. It's so good. I'm so serious. All languages are allowed in chat.
I can tell. Oh my god. Crazy. I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a rubber room.
That's a whole name.
Yes, yes it is.
Crazy I was crazy once.
They put me in a room.
That's like the overbearing, horrible,
long enemy names I see nowadays.
That bull bull.
Crazy I was crazy once.
They put me in a room.
Crazy I was crazy once.
They put me in a room.
Why?
It's a good, it's literally,
if you had 17th E,
rat dancing in a room a rubber room the constant creator of the ear-eyed mouse we
support mercy elbow bow oh my god please
just put tape on their mouths and fingers please 75 hours on the clock and
He don't know the 7 TV and brushes his teeth, please
If I see a gifted 50 subs anytime soon, I'll go brush my teeth and also buy Bollywash
What about the 7 TV?
What is 7 TV? Oh my god, it's the one that allows you to see the emoticons
I'll do it later
Yeah
Oh, that's crazy when they type.
That's what I'm talking about!
Oh my god!
How do you not have 7 TV?
Mmm, I'm not a Twitch viewer.
What the fuck is you? Are you SuperSongLivage?
Oh, I thought you guys were dumb.
Yeah, you hella fucking...
You just woke up. What the hell, man?
What the hell?
Okay, I didn't get 7 TV till like...
I think it took me like a year or two to get it.
get it is it seven TV app seven TV and it's like an extension
for your oh wow 16 subs so generous holy shit 10 plus 16 let's go
Yeah, it's a game.
It's a nice game.
I didn't know how.
But then...
And then it really helps you a lot.
It does!
It's 8800 experience.
You know what I can't deal with?
That I suffer from?
I can no longer get rid of VT in my name.
Why?
Oh no, they just don't let me.
They don't tell me why. They're just like, that you cannot change your name.
Are you a partner?
Yes.
Have you talked to your partner manager?
I don't have one of those.
I don't think everyone gets that.
I think you have to, like, yeah.
Mm, yeah.
But they're like, whoa.
Wait, why can't you change it?
I don't know.
And I try to search for someone who has the name
and they're not active.
They were active in 2013, though.
But they just keep on telling me now.
So I'm like, OK, it will be VP, I guess.
Bro, though, that's like 13 years.
That's like 10 years ago.
I know, but they don't like,
I sent like five emails over the course of two years
to change it and they haven't done it.
So I'm like, okay.
Oh.
That's okay.
They might have been like a lot of time to count too.
Please, I don't know if there's no one else
with this name.
Actually, you're gonna be recombing VT
for the rest of your life.
Recombing VT, VT, what are we just calling it?
Why does he laugh at me as a stupid kid?
Why did you have to read to the end of the idea?
I don't know. You know what? I was baby and I was like, wow, other people are doing it.
And then I realized, wow, that was really dumb. And I can't change it.
I recall me everywhere else but for a choice. It's the only place I don't have it.
What the fuck, T?
V T?
Virtual trainee.
Wait, you have it everywhere else as Rukami, but you don't have it on Twitch.
Yeah, what the fuck? I mean, who's in?
I don't know what I was doing. I saw V2Vidion and I was like, okay, let me see, bro.
They gifted him real Rukami or something.
They started channeling and they were like, my name is B-B-B-B-B-Person.
At the end of it, they said, what the fuck?
You don't have to say what you are, Rukami.
We know what you are.
We know what you are
Vampire! Vampire!
I have a favorite person. I have a baby original. God of delusions. God of delusions.
God of delusions and stinky.
Maybe if I took more showers, maybe I could have gotten my name. Maybe. Stinky.
Maybe that's where they answered my emails and were like, no.
Like, ew.
Look, it's small from here, no.
Oh my god.
It's my favorite tumor.
Natural man musk.
Oh my god.
Iron musk VT.
Iron musk VT.
Hello.
Iron musk VT.
Iron musk VT.
Oh my god.
Doonworm?
Oh yeah, people want me to be the doonworm.
They want me to make a model of me as a doonworm.
Doonworm.
Is it the one with the log off the teeth?
Yeah.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
I'm telling you, I told you my fur model was the worm. It keeps on coming back.
No matter what you do.
I'm not scared of that.
Yo, teeth!
Yo, teeth.
How are you going to be a small one?
Yeah, what I was thinking is I'll do a life 2D one and then I'll do a toggle for the
3D because I'm making a 3D worm.
Y'all must be ready to do the worm!
We did it!
We did it!
We're almost there we have to make it to 269 151
I have question is that AC in health?
No
That's what I said
What the hell man?
You think I'm here?
That's true
Alright they're coming to the lava burn the bacteria off of them
Alright get in my hair
Alright
All right, I'll put them in the showers.
Mauds, give them soap.
Mauds, power wash, we call me VT.
Power wash?
Not the power wash.
I'm gonna stink so bad it will be the power wash in the day there is DLC, trust.
Oh my god, not the power washing.
Let's go.
Wait, I love that Evo so much.
Power washing.
It looks so crazy.
Yeah, it's like a lot.
I will be DLC Empower Washing Simulator in Dundway.
Empower Washing Simulator.
How do you take damage?
More time to take.
Scrub it up.
Wait, what?
More damage.
Yeah, cause it smells so bad.
Damn.
Ugh.
Oh my god.
Blast the stink away
Power washing VP
Wait, I didn't know that smell was an emote
That's me
Power
You can't even see it because you don't have the thing
I can see it on her stream but not in Twitch
Oh my god bro
You're missing out, look, literally look
I can see it
You can literally have a-
I just did, man.
Let's go!
Holy fuck, I'm sick.
I'm installing it tomorrow.
No!
I'm sick.
And call it now, freak!
I did, I did.
He said he's uninstalling it tomorrow.
Why?
You call me a freak.
You're gonna be a worm.
Remember my words.
Guys, I can't wait till I could buy the new pile, wash them in their DLC, wash
the Vtuber, recall me.
Yeah!
oh my god
that's the goal
you don't have a nose, you can't smell me
i do have a fucking nose
i can turn you a fucking side
are you sure about that?
oh i just bleed
no i didn't see it
i didn't see it so snarl
well it must be that stink shield that makes you not be able to see
the caca
You're a film of caca on your eyes
Nasty, you're nasty, that's it crazy
I'll cut sunglasses
Don't say Ann caca
Don't say Ann the caca. Oh my god
Ann the caca, Annembo caca
Don't say Ann the caca
I have to speak for one second
I'm still here. You just won't be able to see me.
Don't worry, I'm gonna fill up the room with some, uh, wanna forget.
I was trying to check something.
Okay.
I have to check something.
Now, people can't see.
Okay.
Balls.
Mom!
I have my older model and that you first saw me in Mercy.
Oh, Jimmy!
These ones were right out there on a great stream!
Balls!
Balls!
I wish I could tell you what I'm looking at, but I'm not gonna tell you.
You're going to life! Now get your swords!
What the fuck?
That's what I did, and they all started raising their swords.
Raise your swords!
How so much fun?
My queen!
A sneak peek!
A sneak peek!
A sneak peek?
Yeah, a sneak peek!
A sneak peek of my feet!
I don't know if I can take off my shirt.
Maybe you have to set it as a bind.
I have a question.
Can you guys move your big toe by itself without moving the other ones?
Yeah.
You know what?
You have an attitude.
Because you think you're the queen of hell and everything.
You start being nice to me.
I'm just a little girl.
Okay, God of delusions
There's an important follow-up question to that did you specify you wanted that no
I'm very lucky that like a lot of moral makers
I didn't even ask for it.
Damn.
But they added it.
Dangerous.
Very dangerous.
I'm going to take 75 hours. I'll show you my bare feet.
No way!
I'll get to my body wash and wash my teeth. Come on, Jack!
Oh my god. Yeah, wait. That's so true.
I've never, you know, I don't know if this is good or not, but we're practically just begging to see Satan's feet.
Is that okay?
That's wild.
Matt, you can't see it.
What in the chat said for IPN and IPN warranted fee?
Only if we make it to 75 hours right now.
Oh crap.
That was it.
I'm just thinking so much for the five get this update here.
Oh my god, it's working.
Those gotta be some feet lumbers in chat command.
The forbidden frets out.
Time for forbidden putzies.
My head mod is aching.
Must not be all my god.
Chats, Chats, you will be able to gaze on the forbidden fruit of Satan's feet.
What the heck?
Oh, Christ.
Oh, thank you so much.
Oh, sure!
These are just my gifts.
Zelda!
Thank you.
Be careful.
What is your credit cards?
What is your credit cards?
You cannot put this genie back in the bottle. Make sure you want this.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Raise your credit cards.
Raise your swords for the Feet of Satan.
Oh my God.
Feet, Stay Night.
Feet, Stay Night.
Hey, Night.
What?
I love Feet Slash, Stay Night.
Great, great, great, great, great, great.
Oh my God.
What the?
Oh, shit, it's working.
I get it sometimes.
It's working.
Oh my god, oh my god.
What the?
Oh.
The Lucustes.
The Lucustes.
The Lucustes.
I know that person.
What?
Oh my god.
Favorite favorite heaven's feet.
It's not heaven.
It's hell.
Does anyone else here know that feeling of seeing cop cars
Roll up to an establishment and realizing that you have the opportunity to like walk away from this before you accidentally get pulled in.
Feet are not out of people!
That's what I feel right now.
I feel like I have too much money.
I could just walk away right now.
Feet are not out of people.
You could encourage it.
I could.
75 hours!
75 hours!
You get to see massive new models' feet, and you get to call me to brush his teeth and get some more...
One nice lucky man in the world!
That's crazy out here.
I'll even get the little gunk out of my ears.
That is nasty as hell. Please get it, please. Please, I'm begging you, please, for the love of God.
He has a pal of toes, sis.
Oh my god.
Oh, it's working!
Yo!
Feet!
The funny little thing.
No, not that conch.
Oh, yeah.
Bring in the feet!
Whoa!
There you go.
Whoa.
Got to have him.
Got to have him.
Goddamn.
Trick brother.
He's dick smaller than my toes.
I'd rather write Squidward, no.
I saw that too!
I saw that too!
I saw that too!
I'm not into feet by the way.
Just let me know.
There you go.
No, that's out of hand.
No!
We've been over this.
I think it would have been...
That's true.
I was like, hold on!
We love the meat!
What the fuck?
He would be like, I'm gifting mouse subs but not for the feed or anything.
Yeah, I don't want to see that.
I'll be wearing this.
I'd actually leave stream once that happens.
You're just a hater.
What the?
Abandonment.
You're just a hater.
why do you want to why do you want to watch the support on different channels?
it was insane I was meant to be a demon vtuber when I first started
now you're a god of demons
it's not my god
I fucking hate that so much
everyone uses it now
it literally cannot be anything but that
it's just original
god of the lulu
now you're god of stinky
Thank you.
Oh, Pete here at the Tietu.
Now you're the god of VT.
I hate that.
I hate that.
Goomba lord.
Goomba.
I know Goomba loves some feet.
They're stomped on by Mario.
We love Goombas.
Goombas love feet.
Too late?
How would you know?
Yeah, they get stomped all the time.
Goombas?
I feel like that's what feet lovers would say.
Coming in?
Yeah, they love feet.
Because they get stomped on.
You know what I mean?
I feel like you know too much.
I don't yes you do oh my god you are so cute oh yeah we have to see
the cans of Arizona tea what what I think a lot of Arizona tea I'm addicted I
used to collect the cans cuz it looked cool but then I was like what the hell
What am I doing again?
They're looking through them all the way.
Horting cans.
Horting cans.
Set, empty after life savings.
I'm all wet.
I won't stick around long.
Why not?
Vaccines got hands.
Oh, I see you've got vaccines.
Oh no, it's hitting you now.
He hit me last night and I got like four hours of sleep.
Tell you something, if you don't sell it all you won't need a Vexens at all.
You're already the like, you know, ready for everything.
Yeah...
Aww...
I'm gonna mean to everything now.
Because it can't get through the thick ass fucking layer of stank on your ass.
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
It just looks like your fucking stank is like nowhere in hell I'm trying to get through that.
I'm fucking leaving.
I'm worse than whatever tries to come in.
The fucking cat!
Oh my god.
Oh!
Hot!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Guys!
Guys!
Please!
Alright guys, let's reach 125 hours right now.
Who's going to have to break account?
God!
Yorua!
Let's go with a 5 gifted.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!
Guys, 25,000.
I am missing out.
Seeing little mousey faces on the chat is funny.
Oh yeah, I'm done.
The one that says it's the ooo emote.
Triple O is ooo.
And it smells like ooo.
You know what, I'm gonna purposely get a toggle where I can like invert my eyelids.
Ewww.
What?
What the even...
Every middle schooler's dream.
You know, I used to like talk to people and they'd do that and scare me. It looks so gross.
Do what?
Oh yeah!
But in the end, I looked and I've seen it.
I've seen it too.
I've seen it too.
There were kids and I grew up who'd do that.
Yeah, it's true.
It's freaking me out. I look away and I'm like, no.
At elementary school, everyone would always be like,
oh, can you do this? And then, like, an invertor.
Oh.
Yeah.
And we'd be like, what the hell?
do not like i couldn't do it i don't know how people could do it that's crazy
you guys excited for the new mario party coming up oh all right 20 plus one player one yeah i want
to play i want to play the one that's in the mall i think it's the normal
I don't think I need to show...
Lukasi!
I'll... I'll... chat to Lukasi.
Lukasi, thank you Lukasi.
Yeah!
Oh my god!
I guess some of my viewers
and I always judge them for their name.
Lukasi!
What does that mean?
Who's Usia we talking about?
Lukasi, Lukasi.
Lukasi.
Lukasi.
Look at me, a moneyberry.
Oh, that's a save for a five-minute show, thank you.
I love salmon.
Thank you, pal, but I just wanted to pop in and say hi.
Oh, thank you, and I love you.
I feel fine.
I'm just, like, I'm feeling better.
I'm just tired now.
No.
It's OK.
We love you, fat nuts.
I'm being a little baby.
It's OK.
I will draw energy.
Get better or else.
I will.
I'm better.
I'm better, I'm just tired now.
Okay, I tired now.
But you're stronger than that.
Good night.
Hmm?
Yes.
You're stronger than that.
I am.
But even a wave must be in repose for a time.
Okay.
Now I'll see you soon.
Recover my mind.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Bye.
Oh my god.
Bye.
Thank you for the 20th episode for your time.
Bye.
They're doing it! They're almost half way to 74.
Well, there's so many games coming out October. I'm really excited.
Absolutely. There's a lot.
I've been needing new games.
I can't wait to play all of them.
Very hard not to spoil my model right now.
Don't do it! Don't do it!
But if they want to see your feet, you know, they can go to-
Yeah, do you think you can use so much of the package itself? Thank you.
Yay!
Almost there!
Bye for now!
Thanks for the gift and drum. Thank you!
Thank you, David!
David!
You scared me. I saw your model pop up and I was like, oh.
Potato!
Oh.
Now she jumpscare.
Oh, potato.
Potato!
Potato!
Potato!
Oh my, why would a computer say 130?
What the fuck?
Yeah, we didn't have an update.
I was...
Oh man.
No, no, no, no.
Time to reset it.
Hello, hello, hello.
Halloween time.
What the fuck?
This is California time.
What's the plan today, Massey?
I have to go soon because I'm going to watch Judy's concert.
Oh!
Yeah, I was supposed to be in it, but I couldn't.
I'm going to be in it.
Oh!
We're going to watch it together!
Oh!
And then after that, I'll go.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Random stuff.
Yippee!
Random stuff!
Let's go!
Yippee!
I will go now, you guys take care.
Thank you, thanks for stopping by.
Bye.
You know what, I'll have to rethink it, I might have to shower.
You know?
I'll think of this lifestyle.
You better shower.
I wasn't thinking I don't shower right now, I hate this.
I don't think I don't shower now. I hate this. I hate being in the shower.
Maybe you should shower. It was for charity.
You know what? You know what? You know what? Maybe, maybe, maybe you should have such long ears.
Mmm. Yeah.
Um...
What the fuck?
I rather have it on the Street in the Universe and not shower.
That's what I'm all fucking for.
I can't believe someone that says that by smell of JVT.
Welsh Emperor.
Welsh Emperor.
Welsh Emperor.
Thank you so much for the gift and so thank you.
Yep.
Ah Boba.
You munching?
Yeah I'm munching.
You're breakfast?
Yeah.
Ah Boba.
It's rice.
Rice.
Mmm rice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's so many different types of rice, it's crazy.
I only thought there was one type of rice when I was growing up and I thought there
was only sticky rice but then I realized at school they gave the separated one and
I went down here.
There's so many.
There's a new emote!
Malfi, there's a new emote and it's a booba with the U.
Yeah! A booba! A booba! A booba. Who's a you?
Tess isn't scary though. I don't think I look scary.
A booba. A booba.
Oh wait! And then there's the A booba one.
Wait, it's eating the plushie. What the fuck? Wait, what?
Yeah, I like a boba it's sophisticated and it's very
Very sophisticated little little guy
Real boss a blah blah. Oh shit. Yeah. Thank you so much for the 10 gift shops. Thank you
Same
Oh
Once cuties concert start in 10 minutes. Oh, oh my god
I have fun a boba
Thank you for coming by a boba. Of course anytime a boba
Okay, let's play games
How come my v2b students shows up as crime scene cleaner on this court with the fuck
Chad, Discord thinks that's my job.
I'm closing it, I just have ducks open.
Good morning! Good morning, Chad! Good morning!
Thank you guys so much for keeping the timer, bringing the timer up to 72 hours today's goal.
It is 94 hours!
Today's goal is 94 hours so that we can lock in, so we can lock in 4 days on the clock.
That's the goal for today.
94 hours on the clock, bros. We're fucking that moon.
Okay, thank you so much for the tip gifted subs.
We are so close to reclaiming number three.
Number three on the leaderboard once again.
Can we do it today?
Can we make it today?
Yeah, 94 and 96. Isn't 94 and 96?
Sorry, 96.
96, my bad, bro.
Hmm shut up. None of you guys knew that it was 96 either you fucking googled it
You know what and if and if and if it wasn't all of you at least more than half of you didn't fucking know so shut the fuck up
Step aside NASA
It's very easy to say I did when you did it you fucking liar. I could do that too. Oh, yeah me too. I did
96 we should just bank a hundred hours. I think
My sister bank a hundred hours
fuck it
100 hours is today's goal
Let's go big or go home. Let's go big or go home, and if we don't go big we go home early
But you don't want to go home early. Do you do you want to go home early you so much for the five gifted subs
He's always off. I get this up. I have been informed by monkey that we might be playing games later
I get this um, okay. Give me one second. Let me message. Let me message um
Thank you
Right. Oh my god. It's crazy to me that we're so close to
retaking
Number three on the leaderboard
That's fucking insane insane. We're so fucking close bros
We're so fucking close. We're gonna be watching cuties concert today as well as doing some singing of our own
They acutely gave me permission to co-stream the concert which I'm very grateful for, but
she told me on the condition that I sang I had to oblige.
She is a real one.
I love her so much.
She is so sweet.
She's such a sweetheart and she's so kind and she's just an amazing entertainer,
an amazing planner.
She's just a goat, bro.
Her and Lutter are like power couple.
What I mean? Hold on one second, I got to blow my nose.
Mousey, have you tried eating mochi yet? It's usually just rice and sugar, but the texture is super fun.
I did a view. I want to die.
I can't believe I forgot to view. Oh no.
At least it wasn't a fart like Shy Lily Kick.
Wait, what? I'm so like...
Embarrassing. Breaking news, mouse has a functioning...
I'm getting nose
God damn it at least you're not farting that will be embarrassing
I'll be gifting 20 subs to let mousey know we appreciate those rare moments. She lets us see her mortal side
Thank you
Yes, I have a nose and I blow my nose, but I don't like people listening to me blow my nose, okay mouse
I literally wouldn't thought anything of it if you didn't bring attention to it
Hi, bros. Let's turn off the ducks. We're turning out the ducks. We're turning out the ducks
How are the ducks looking today?
Come on, look at all the people. Look at all the ducks at the bottom of the pool. Do nothing. They can't even fight!
Okay, bye bye ducks. Bye, my feather friends. Aw. Goodbye ducks.
It's time for some karaoke right now.
Now, since we've been, we, we, we went over, you guys went above and beyond, over 72 hours,
now it's time for carry-o-keys to get back to third place.
In time for QT's consort?
Let's see if we can.
Once again, if you have a request, if you give 25 subs or more, I will sing your request for you.
If not, I'll just sing whatever I want to sing.
Where's my microphone?
Oh, here's my microphone.
Boop, boop, boop, boop.
Uh, it's supposed to start at 8, but I think they're probably running late.
Actually, it's... I think it's just starting.
Well, I'll take away my microphone and I'll just sing when I can sing.
Boopie Mike, get the f-
And you'll what the fuck? Hello?
Remember to mute TTS?
Mute titties, yes.
Remember when I'm motherfucking- I would've fucking cried, oh my god, I'm fucking- I'm fucking crying.
I think it's not like-
LISTEN OUT OF THAT GRAPHIC!
Is it truly an honor? I told her-
I- I- I told her I was like, oh my god, if there's anything that you need me to sing for, just let me know I will be there.
Just- just tell me and I will be there.
And I will be there.
You know what I mean?
What's the song that says this thing?
I wanna sing here but I'm not gonna sing at the concert, you know what I mean?
I wanna sing here but not at the concert, you know?
We'll tune into the concert but...
What the see-wa, what the see-wa?
You little bitch, hey, hey, hey, hey, honey!
But then you get to something.
My brain is like in two different directions right now.
You know what I mean?
Uh, I'm sarcastic.
Cause that was fucking Shobotan, thank you.
Yeah, the TTS distracted me.
It's a little better than everyone else.
My leg.
Hold on, I need to reset my brain with Spanish.
Rock you horror it does come chat. Do you think we need anymore hot to go? We have chapel
Roan at home lipstick on the teeth chat. Don't you worry? It's not. Oh, thank you
Oh level 2 hype train houses watch it. Wait, aren't ours is a part of our concert, but she's you don't want to watch yet
Now see they're not gonna start singing until like six
Sheen Roan, but so funny. He's Louise. I'm here her Arthur
not opening up. Good job, 45 minutes to sing, let's fucking go bros. Go fuck lover so much,
oh my god. The makeup artist is doing an amazing job, I have to say. Check it out,
been there. I really wanted to be there, but I can't because of sub-a-thon also we couldn't
get a tech person to go in time to be there in person, so that's helped me with the tech
is stuff so unfortunately we I could not be at the concert but I told her I
will go much really good so thank you very very much
don't you think army you got another new model again who the fuck are you
talking about I'm not debuting my new model until not tomorrow but the day
after what the what the hell
Are you a fucking, a wizard? Are you a warlock, a sorcerer? Are you a mind reader?
Just kidding, it's not a secret that I was with you the other morning.
In two days.
And give you happiness
I don't have any more
If you come back today, Serilla
And this that is not love
What you deny
What you say is that it never happened
It's the sweetest memory of my life
Hope
That one day you will be left alone
You will feed my heart that today is my friend
And even if I live in love
And I'm totally wrong
I don't care
For my part I imagine
The greatest love
And even if I always say it
If it's for me, I fly more
And even if I live in love
And I'm totally wrong
For my part I imagine
The greatest love
And even if I always say it
I know yes, but I'll be sorry my voice is kind of like fucked up. Thank you J.M.R. for the five gifted subs
We're 25 gifted subs doctor probably done. So do you have a rip my god also symbol 65?
Thank you so much for the 25 gifted subs. Oh looking right now
Who wants me to sing bring me to life a song that I still don't know but I promise to cover
It's time to try
like open door because I don't even know I'm gonna fucking cover it soon uh thank
you for giving me what I do this all
wait for me now this is hard to adlib when I'm just normal hold on Shia sent me
something what up it's uh Shia so chat rolled a
certain thing on a wheel then they told me I had to uh basically confess to
the embarrassing story that I told yesterday but you didn't get to hear
But the redemption is that I have to tell you that story, so I'm just going to let you know.
So basically, listen, we've all done it before, you know?
Basically, I shit myself three days ago.
Listen, we've all done it.
I'm not proud about it.
I just trusted my body a little bit too much and it gave out, okay?
I'm so sorry.
What is this? Let me know about your request!
You requested go through your next character from the start. Wait, I don't know the song. What song is this?
Guess why it's when there's no one there. What's the game? In all of us, no wizard that there is or was ever gonna bring.
What's this by Noryaga? And they want suavemente.
Siento en el aire, por eso cuando te dejo, comienzo a besarte
Y si te desespero, sueño, que me dan su bello
Quiero ser disclavios, bechándome otra vez
Suave, un compromiso a mí
264k bros, can we do a tiny little push for 264k?
Holy, fantasy by Ludacris
There's nothing like singing this song as a G.B.
Orm if we hit 265k
I use a one-shot if I get the subs lumen
LUMEN!
Every time I see lumen's name I just think of
Ari screaming lumen
Russell, you so much you'll if I get the subs
Wonderful request
La Camisa Negra
Request
I was reading analog clock
I'd say yes, but
This is beyond an analog med to like a few months ago
I'm in total control of myself
Because I eat a
DJ do clock
You're welcome, I hope you like this rendition of the song
That I just did for you right now
I don't know. Do I know Sora-Sora-Iroh-Sora-Riro-Daze, which I don't know Sora-Riro-Daze, but they also ask if I can sing almost there from Princess and the Frog, which I can.
I wish you were gonna do it. Oh shit, it's starting. We'll sing it after the concert. We'll sing it after the concert. We'll sing it after the concert. I promise you, Neri.
He's taking the seat, though. This is my friend, Siri, who's also free.
Is that it?
Yeah.
Double cream!
We're just two goofy gals who love to have a lot of fun.
It's all the way up. It's all the way up. It's literally all the way up.
He's crazy.
Besides the gun in my waistband.
He's so funny.
Should I get anything?
That's okay.
The Cairns are here.
Okay, sorry.
Sorry.
Three of you gonna yell at him? I'm just a normal bitch, just like you.
I'm definitely gonna get you.
I don't know what I think on television.
Despite popular belief. Despite my own belief because I keep eating things with the milk in it.
Let's go Green Day.
Knows Dean Martin. Are you fucking kidding me? How old? He's been dead for 50 years?
All right. Well this is Dean Martin, folks. And I know half the lyrics.
All right. DJ, if they had those back then. Here we go.
Like the fellow once said, ain't that a kick in the head?
The room was completely black.
I hugged her and she hugged back.
Like the sailor said, quote, ain't that a home in the boat?
So I'm singing it over here.
My head keeps spinning.
I go to sleep and keep running.
If this is just a beginning, our life is gonna be
Be understood
It's just like a fella said
Tell me quick and not a kick
A bit later, on the 2nd and the 6th day, celebration
And a toast to reaching the 3rd one
And you know that this is gonna be a little easy
Spending our time to let it keep
Fella sad
From somewhere, I don't know, I'm so not sure
Intoxicated, we've got Justin Timberlake singing
Did it in my life
Beautiful
It was just me and Pete.
I'll do this, everybody.
As soon as I see her, we're all gonna start.
And Sam's gonna kiss her at the end.
No more!
Wait, she's gonna love this.
Let's pretend it's her wedding day.
Let's say something nice about her.
Happy birthday to...
Am I holding the mic?
Thank you.
Let's eat?
All right, weirdo.
Go ahead.
There are so many.
Yeah!
Roll of your seasonal depression,
seasonal depression.
Thank you for having me.
I'd like to get...
I wanna get a couple things in place if you don't mind.
No, I have ideas. I'm sorry.
Yeah, yeah, we can work with that. Okay.
Me?
I'm ready.
Welcome to the Internet.
Oh, shit!
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
We've got mountains of content, some better stuff.
We've not been so ventureless to you.
You'd be the first.
Welcome to the internet, come and look and see
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic this, it isn't a test
Just nod a shake your head and wiggle through the rest
Welcome to the internet, but show cares aside
Here's the fuck
Oh fuck, the words are so hard, you know
wha-what?
dude that's a bunch of color pinch lacrosse of every stream in this room fucking each other
welcome to the internet
hold your hands side
to the internet for training
posthek here's a nine-year-old who died
got moved to fuck you outside
to the internet for training
I need the assistance of the internet for this one
a lot of words
a lot of words
I'm going to go
goodnight thank you so much for the great help
get a great stream
Internet, have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content, some betters, some worse
None of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to the Internet, come and have a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feed?
There's no need to panic, I know the words
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
Welcome to the internet, what would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or to feed a racial slur?
You're so mean, be happy, be horny with rage.
There you got a million different ways to engage.
Welcome to the internet, butcher cares aside.
Here's a dim-prostrating pasta, here's a nine-year-old who died.
We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports.
A bunch of colored pencils, trunks, elementary streamers,
They're fucking each other welcome to the internet
What the-
To your socks
Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of this talk
They are cranky and up-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised and know you like it, you whore
See his shriek
Show his pictures of your children
Tell his every thought you think
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your computers
How you can build a bomb
Which power ranger are you?
Could I introduce you in every call of the time?
Could I introduce you in everything?
Fuck
A chat room
You are ba-
Thank you so much for watching this little thank you!
Now why is everyone playing with blood?
If you've ever watched any of our concerts, Andrew is the reason that we have speakers.
So that's huge. That's a big thing as a Steve Miller band.
Woo!
Somewhere else.
Why make dollars?
Look, I can't sing so just like look at my ass, I don't know.
Okay, calm down Nick. Jesus Christ.
My face.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Silk and satin.
I'm not waking up for a long time ago
Get that shoulder workout.
Let me take it in for a second.
This might stand as-
Oh my god, here we go.
Thank you so much for the gift of thumbs.
Thank you so much for the gift of thumbs.
I'm singing a little song called-
Yeah, so we kind of made a last minute change to the song.
I had to, I had to.
I had to.
I think this is actually kind of a little more fitting.
I miss you, Blinkwood, in 82.
Best I can do in a time like this.
Also, everyone here is so talented, like god damn guys, I know what you guys are using as well, so it was fucking awesome.
I can't see shit, why do people have this hair by the way?
Waste money, we'll waste this never-ending...
To have a chance to donate plasma.
On a cycle, I am happy to see that you surpassed your goal so easily and still going.
I hope you will keep enjoying the suburb of that.
That's from all this life
Unfortunately, I couldn't because we didn't have anybody to run the tech over there
So I couldn't I could not sing at the
Oh cutie always puts on the best event. That was amazing. What an amazing one. What an amazing one
What an amazing one. What's in the song earlier?
A song? If I would have done Icon maybe I would have done to lean beyond
Uh, wait for me
The sky is just a desire, and your soul can live, the world is gone, and one thing that I come to say,
I'm going to leave, the sky is gone, and one thing that I come to say,
I'm going to leave.
My little Celine Beyoncé.
Or maybe Whitney Houston or Ariana Grande.
29, we're on day 29 right now, and we are raising money for the immune deficiency foundation.
And 50% of all the, of everything that I make from this sub-upon, I will be donating it to the Immune Deficitity Foundation, and right now we are shooting for the-
My salindian song, I'll try to sing it like salindian.
It's of those days ago.
If it goes today, guys, we're looking to hit a specific goal, we're trying to clock a hundred hours on that time.
We're also trying to hit a goal, but we're trying to get a Cocoa-Cora number.
Korra number, we're gonna take down Koko Korra.
Koko Korra.
He's taking my cookie, he's taking my bestie.
Never will I stand for this ever again.
Well, thank you so much for the five gifts.
I'm thank you to everybody who gifted subs.
Thank you very, very much.
They're my fuckin' dog, bros.
I won't stand for that.
I won't stand for that.
If anybody has a request,
if you drop over 25 gifted subs,
I will sing your request.
Don't lie. Oh my goodness. Thank you, Giovanni.
The better boy has made my Giovanni. Giovanni, thank you so much for the request.
He subs not 25. The neighbor wanted K-pop sags.
You're gonna get the song that I sing to you and that's- and you're gonna
fucking like it. There you go. Sense no one's with us. See if I'm up
as the rim. God, that's crazy, baby. Hey, Adriana, somebody asked if we could
do a song together. Would you ever want to do a song with me?
Gonna be requesting DMs.
Oh boy bros, you know what?
Halloween song, okay, I will sing you any Halloween song.
Chat? Yeah, we'll make it happen.
Let's go, you know what?
We'll do a song with Adriana!
If we hit 269, 154.
Halloween song, wait, what's a good Halloween song this thing?
I'm just kidding.
That's that number specifically because
We hit that number, we take back number three spot on the leaderboard of Twitch.
That is why we wanna fuck the moon, and we can't fuck the moon unless we take back number three.
So if we want to reclaim number three, we gotta reclaim number three, baby!
I don't think it's much for the five shifted subs. Nightmare for Christmas for my Maya.
Crazy things, much for the five shifted subs, thank you guys so so much.
We're gonna fuck the moon?
We're at 74 hours, bros. Can we make it to 75 hours?
Z, thank you so much for the 25 gifted subs.
Thank you, Z. Thank you.
Let's do Maya's Halloween song.
Uh, Nightmare Before Christmas.
What five gifted subs?
Fuck up, Hollow.
Thank you for the donut, you little idiot.
Hey, five gang. Last time I called for a charge,
it was 760 subs to the old record,
And you maniacs dropped over 3,000, we're about 4,300 from 3rd place, wanna fuck the moon?
Let's fuck the moon, also keep dropping 25 plus for song requests, let's go!
Thank you so much for the 25 gift themselves if you have a request or if you want to put it down in the chat, my mods will put it down.
And I will sing you your song, are we gonna fuck lessons, difficulty, admission, ooh-ooh-ooh, thank you so much!
Oh, God, oh! So much for the gift it's us, last bar! Thank you guys so much for the 5 gift it's us, thank you so very much, thank you guys!
Oh, my God!
WAH!
So much for the 5 gift it's us, Ravny! Thank you so much for the 5 gift!
Stepping up today, don't go! Thank you so much for the 5 gift it's us, Pee Gang! Thank you so much for the 5 gift it's us, Holy sh-
To the 5 gift it's us, Jeremiah! Thank you so much for the-
You bubbly!
It's also like for a Shadow Dragon, thank you so much for the gift it's us, DAW!
We said it was fucking the moon, let's fuck your Rangus!
Yeah, fuck your Rangus!
Let's go all the way there!
So let's let that get the subs.
Oh my God, we're getting really close.
And this is crazy.
I can't believe this.
Are we gonna hit 75 hours, bros?
Get the subs.
We got some more singing to do.
JX, thank you so much for the five get the subs.
We got some more singing to do.
And then we're gonna be playing games with Bungie
in a little bit later on, later later on tonight.
But we got more singing to do,
but it would be really nice further beyond.
Right now.
Shit, Twitch is going crazy.
Ultra, yup, we're going plus ultra today.
We're going plus, we hit that fucking goal!
Can we make it to 76 fucking hours, bros?
Can we push it?
Can we push it?
Can we make it to our goal today?
Can we reclaim top three?
Select to the five get the subs.
Thank you very much.
My five gang, rise up, my five gang.
Reclaiming five top three is great.
Around the fucking corner.
We are almost fucking there.
We are almost fucking there, bro.
It's coming. It's coming along.
I think I saw a different sub, thank you!
I believe I remember a certain someone saying Worm at 265,000.
Well what?
Wait, what did you say?
Wait, hold on, I'm looking.
True!
That's true! Worm at 26...
Well we finally made it there.
It's a timer right now, I'm a worm again.
The text message's dragging, thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs.
Raise the timer right now. I'm gonna fucking worm again, okay?
I'm not gonna ask you again. Raise that fucking timer!
I'm fucking worm, okay?
So look at the 25 gifted subs. Thank you very much.
We are not fucking just the moon.
We are fucking every hole in the galaxy.
Hole in the fucking galaxy.
Can we push the 76 hours right now?
Right now, this worm is asking you.
This worm is asking you now.
We push it to the limit. Can we make it?
Ito, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs.
Are we gonna push it to the limit?
Are we gonna make it to top 3 right now?
Well, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs.
Wolfram, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs.
Oh, listen, we pushed further beyond.
We pushed further beyond.
We've faced so many obstacles.
Reddy, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs, Looter.
Thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs.
Forgetful Stay, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs.
Look at that shit!
Oh my God, we're so close, Rose.
So much for the five gifts, so thanks, cheese!
Thanks, cheese!
Thank you so much for the five gifted subs, holy shit.
Thank you so much for the five gifted subs.
Agar-on, thank you so much for the five gifted subs.
Remember, this is for the Abune Deficiency Foundation.
This is for the Abune Deficiency Foundation.
For longer so that we can have more fun together!
Major, thank you so much for the five gifted subs.
Thank you very very much.
I appreciate it.
Thank you very very much.
Ems!
What?
Where's my feather-o?
He's in!
He said thank you so much for the five gifted subs. Thank you raisin. Thank you so so much
We are almost at 76 hours cooperative. Thank you so much for the five gifted subs. Thank you cooperative
Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much for the big gifted subs. Thank you
We gotta keep going
Friends, it's something you're very very much. Thank you
Thank you. Gifted subs, thank you guys very, very much.
My god, are we gonna hit 76 hours, bros?
76 fucking hours!
Thank you so much for letting me buy gifted subs.
Thank you very, very much.
Oh my god, we're gonna hit 76 hours. Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go!
My tummy is grumbling.
Let's make it to 77 hours. Let's fucking go, bros.
I'm a fucking worm.
Thank you so much for the five gifted subs. Thank you.
see seven bros oh my god we are very close to top three we're close to
retaking top three bros bros time it's time to take top three back it's time to
reclaim what belongs to us family my flancitos my gremolins
Oh, now that I skipped it, thank you so much for the 10 gifts and so thank you, and all the best, thank you very, very much.
It's time to take back the number three.
Number three had to sit at four, but now we're going back to number three.
It's time. It's time to take back three.
Oh, thank you so much for the five gifts and so thank you very much.
It's time.
Trigger finger is itchy!
It's time to take back number three!
I'll have five gifted subs.
Don't make me get my big iron on my head.
You hear me?
Who the fuck is my hat?
Who the fuck is my hat?
Sixty seven!
Sixty seven!
Let's hit two sixty seven, chat!
Gun run none!
Hey everybody!
I'm the gun run none!
Welcome to the church of V. Sholdale.
Thank you so much for the sub.
Thank you very very much artificial avocado. Thank you so much
For the gifted subs. Thank you for the five good yourselves. I found my hat. Don't worry
You I
Thought I'd never see you again hat
Jesus is very rude. It's very real bro
All right chat
Raise the timer
Can we make it? Can we make it the top three before it's time to play with Conner Connor?
Can it be done today? I don't know I don't know
I don't know. I don't know. I'm starting to doubt. Do you think we can?
Do you think we can?
Should I doubt or should I believe? I lost my gun. Sorry.
I get this one! Thank you, best friend! Thank you!
Alright bros.
Alright bros. Anything is possible with the power of the world. Can we hit 267?
We're at 265818.
Can we have a tiny little push for 267?
Oh, thank you so much for the 5 gift subs. Remember, guys, there's a gotcha going on.
There's a gotcha gamble going on. Gambling gotcha right now.
Twitch is giving out free subs if you give out 5 subs.
You never know how many subs Twitch is going to drop.
Thank you so much for the 5 gift subs. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Thank you very, very much.
Thank you so much for the 10 gift subs. Thank you!
Holy shit, are we are we gonna make it? Are we gonna are we gonna make top three before it's time for us to play with monkey?
Thank you bubble. Thanks bubble
For monkey. Yeah, the play with monkey. That's real if I get the subs they give. Thank you super chicken
Don't forget to leave your request in the chat, bros. If you gifted over 25 gifted subs, it's like it's seeing your request
Don't forget
We'll see it soon.
Any song, and if I don't know what I'll make up the fucking song.
How much for the 10 gifted subs, thank you very much.
266k, that's a 266k, can we hit 267k?
Get out of a crime!
Slap that crime on the table like a big fucking cock.
So everybody that you have a big fucking dick today, slap that crime on the fucking table right now!
75 gifted subs, guys, consumer, thank you, time consumer.
You stay killer. Oh my god, we're we're edging ever so closely the third. It's crazy
We're so fucking close. It's not even funny. Mama who a will see mama who a lasso
Thank you. Thank you so much for the five get that subs. I
Want you to think please please please buy some Rita carpenter
If you if you don't eat 25 gifted subs you can submit a request
Is that your request, Benz?
Hi, Mousey.
Is that your request?
I was wondering if I could put you on the back of my magic, the gathering sleeves.
I think you said yes.
I'm making a theme based on you.
I might run Mouses and Angel Horrors.
That's your request, don't worry.
Follow it and I got a sub.
Welcome to Twitch!
Welcome to Twitch, bros.
Welcome to Earth.
Welcome to Earth.
Take it, shit!
Because you keep rolling and rolling and rolling.
That gotcha's going crazy, bros.
We are, yeah, we are seriously close to taking back their holy shit.
I will fucking lose my mind.
I will fucking lose my mind.
Get this up, thank you very much.
25 get this up, if you have a request, leave it in the shed, though.
Leave it in the shed.
It's bringing the heat, can we fucking make it to 78 hours?
Can't we make it to 78 hours, bros?
Thank you, Baldi.
We're in the final days of Selathon.
Ghost, thank you so much for the 10 gift and some remember we're on day 30. Oh shit. I should tweet
If you have a request, please leave it leave it in the shit
Stop we're in the last the last the last the final push the final push
The last official day
It's almost time
Five different subs. Thank you, Rob. See okay last time
I'm doing this, but it's gotcha time again. You know the rules five gift subs only track your bonus
I match whatever the highest bonus is you got five minutes from right now go
Five we're almost at 267.
Oh my god, holy shit.
Thank you so much, Viangame.
Thank you so much, Viangame, thank you.
I mean, thank you so much for the gifted subs.
I don't know, thank you so much for the gifted subs.
Holy shit, oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm my gifted subs.
Oh my god, we're only half way to 267.
Are we gonna fucking hit 267?
Nail game, thank you guys so much.
Mr. Washington had skills.
Adler Porter, thank you guys so much for the gifted subs.
Thank you guys so much for the gifted subs, holy fuck!
P-Fri, thank you guys so much for the gifted subs, oh my god!
Thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs!
Thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs, thank you very very much!
I am warm, I am warm, it's true!
Amazing!
I love it.
Thank you.
Oh my, we're almost at 2666666.
Oh, we're gonna hit 2666666?
How much did I get this subs G-Man?
Thank you so much for the gifted subs.
things are like me that I'm not growing.
Because I am a worm and I'm tiny.
Ah, I'm just a tiny worm.
Need to be short and small.
Thank you so much for the five gifted subs.
Are we gonna reach 267, check?
So much for the gifted subs, thank you very, very much.
We're very close, we're very close to hitting 79 hours.
As well as 267, 267.
Like a big fucking cock so everybody that you have a big fucking big today and slap that prime on the fucking table right now
Fucking prime on the paper bros. We're almost there. We're 267
We're almost at 267. Are we gonna make it there?
Oh my god my OBS. It was the highest that twins give out. Did you guys notice? Did you guys see?
29 is winning the highest. That's crazy. In this gamba- this gambasin is crazy
Oh my god, 266,900. Some dude made you so much for the 5 gifts! Thank you very much!
You think it was 161 on a 50? Holy shit!
I'm gonna get the job, thank you!
Oh my god, we're so close to 267. Oh my goodness!
God, can we take back three? We're so close to taking back three. Holy shit!
Holy crap, 5 gang, nicely done, great job, Z told me 29 was the highest bonus on a 5
gift and Z would never lie to me, would you bro, would you?
Nah, you wouldn't proud of you 5 gang, pushed a 269, 154, you got this, here's the delivery
in pain.
We're so close.
You're so much for the 29 gift and subs, thank you very very much, typical idiot,
thank you very much.
Obama!
Hey, Mouse, congrats on the 79 hours.
I just want to know if you will ever play the Monster Hunter series again.
It's some of my favorite video games.
And it'd be really cool you and Connor would it again.
I will be playing Monster Hunter Wilds when it comes out the first day.
It comes out, I will be playing it.
Oh my god, how far are we away from the moon?
From the, from, from, from, from third?
Jesus, we're so close.
I'm gonna play both of them!
Potato!
Potato!
Graphic Derrator?
What does it?
Do you have a request?
Let's do some singing.
No, we'll still pause the sound...
The...
The song request.
We have a very long list.
Oh shit, we're almost at 80 hours.
Oh my god, we're so close.
This is fucking crazy.
Keep it above 80 hours.
Are you guys ready for some music?
It's time for Ogiboy.
Back when he is!
So you're the one everybody's talking about.
about. Hmm? You're joking. You're joking. I can't believe my eyes. You're joking me.
I gotta be. This can't be the right guy. He's ancient. He's ugly. I don't know which is which.
I might just spit a seed now if I don't die laughing first. Mr. G. Boogie says there's several clothes
You better pay attention now, because I'm a burgeyman.
And if you are taken and something's been wrong,
because this might be the last time you hear the burgey song.
Whoa!
Whoa!
It looks so nice.
The roly-poly set of claws.
What?
Come to your senses.
Get joking.
Get with your permission.
I'm going to do my stuff.
I'm gonna do the very best I can.
I requested another song again, you do bitch.
Stop requesting songs, Z.
I gifted more subs.
Well, I'm just gonna sing what I want to sing,
and not what you want.
Monster Mash.
If you don't know it, then sing something you would like,
but please consider learning it.
I will consider learning it.
Thank you very, very much.
My baby.
If I remember the song.
What a beautiful wedding.
What a beautiful wedding.
And he said the bridesmaid's to the waiter
Yes, we're all ashamed
We're ashamed the poor groom's bride was a
What?
Clothing a goddamn door, no
Much better to face these kinds of things
Because it's better to force them right out of the face
These are stings of
Well, in fact
Well, I look at it this way
I mean technically our marriage is tamed
All for its host, host
Poor the champagne
Well, it looks like it's this way
I mean technically our marriage is tamed
Let's cause for a hostel for the stamping for that. They never gave a request so ever much for known
But the five give it something very much. No, it's not a deal if you say so hollow. I'm on the fucking show very much
Kelly, okay, let me hang up my hand. I'll be warm after if we if we stay in 80 hours
Very much we stay above 80 hours. I will stay as warm
Means by Rihanna
Know the song I'll try my best
In the beautiful sea
I chose to be happy
You and I, you and I
We're like, we're like diamonds in the sky
You're a shooting star I see
I don't remember a song
It's not a chorus, like everybody does
Do we have another request? A4 fix?
I don't think they're here
You can do any metal song, I know
I don't know any metal song, that's the thing
I think you want it, just want you to hear it
Okay, I we will live we will listen though. Can you make a note?
That we listen to ghost love score
During a when we're acting the stuff you make a note that we listen to it. I will listen to it
I will listen to it. Oh, what's a thing man?
Crazy
THAT'S CRAZY!
I'm just fucking crazy.
I was thinking a song that I wanna sing.
Hold on. Hold on, my internet is going crazy.
I gave her the 20 gifted subs, holy shit, though.
I'm just thinking so much for the gifted subs, they go.
I was thinking a song that I feel like it's on right now.
I'm so glad, why you...
Da da!
Shit, warm time.
Gifted subs, thank you very, very much.
What's One Last Crest by the Misfits if she's still doing karaoke?
What's One Last Crest?
Saw the lyrics to the song. I don't like this song, and I'm not gonna sing it.
I'm back.
Hello.
Also, I see that the timer is down.
Goodbye, worm.
Goodbye, worm.
Thank you to the person who submitted that song.
Sorry, the lyrics are very disturbing, and I do not want to sing them.
I'm not, well I don't know the song anyway so I can't sing it anyway.
But those are some pretty disturbing lyrics.
Paul sang things so much for the gifted subs, thank you very very much.
Some pretty disturbing lyrics, so I'm gonna say this.
Why don't you fucking think about something without having to make people really disturb?
I know it was a different time, but I don't give a shit.
Really, since that top music is really dumb because all it does is want to provoke people
into an emotion or a fun.
What the fuck up?
You fuckin' try hard.
I'm sure, I'm sure your audience loves your songs.
But I don't like that song and I think it's stupid.
Quest is your choice.
Thank you.
My choice.
Uh, I need a cleanse of the mind.
Probably gonna start a fight.
Love you and this beat.
That's all I've got to do.
So, give me a little dose or two guitars.
If I'm honest, I know.
I hope I remember.
I hope I remember.
Why? Because I sing happy birthday?
Is it your birthday? Feliz cumpleaños, Feliz cumpleaños, Feliz cumpleaños, para ti coño!
I don't know Dollhouse, I don't know the song.
Is that by Baloney Martinez?
Wanna know, is it your birthday please?
Tell me so that I can wish you a good one.
But probably it's not, because everybody's saying that it's DMCA day, but I'm like, what the fuck?
Since when is happy birthday DMCA?
Did I miss the memo?
Did I miss the Momo?
Happy Red Laws, y'all.
You see?
Gonna be late for all my appointments.
Chat, you need to see how to tell time, okay?
Enjoy this rendition of this song that I don't know.
It's Dark Spear and they want me to sing
Your Sweet Love by Lee Hazelwood, which I don't know, but I don't know the song.
Okay, some of you will request the song, I know.
And your songs reach-
Oh shit, this isn't karaoke.
Wait, there's no karaoke for the song.
There's literally no karaoke for the song and we get another song please another song question. No karaoke for the song
Major thing is what's with the five gifted subs?
We have centralists absolutely not I'm not giving you this absolutely not never never will I give you a list never?
You have to be a mind reader we request a song that song requests are closed
But I usually do right now since we're in sub-a-thon and we are
Trying to reach a goal. It will be 25 gifted subs per song
but right now something submissions are closed because the queue is very long.
I have another song, Request. This is America. You should donate 25 gifted subs,
give 25 subs, and then maybe I might do it and maybe I might not do it.
So I'm feeling 25 gifted subs. Thank you, thank you, just awesome.
But right now the submissions are closed right now, so we're not taking
selling submissions right now. Until the queue gets small again,
You said to me, what did they ask?
Delicate weapons by Grimes?
One day I'll get a song I know.
Another song.
You pick another song that has that might have karaoke.
I like the actual song, it doesn't have a karaoke arrangement.
I get this song, thank you.
Sorry, sorry, sorry so much, sorry.
Oh, it's no trouble at all.
Don't worry, alone by the dream.
I'm sorry, I can't.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry all the songs you're giving me, I don't know.
Wait alone by the dreaming is that a song I get dreaming alone, but not alone by the dreaming
They said I just pick whatever. I'm so sorry. What the I'm so sorry
There's no there's no song on here by the dreaming called alone. It's dreaming alone by
What the hell? I'm so sorry. I'll just think I'll sing something else
Something something that you might like I hope I'll sing eyes on me. How about that?
Well, how now she from given or beyond the time from Gundam both are stuck in my brain tonight
Thank you very much for the gifted sub goodness. Thank you goodness percent of everything that I make
During the stomach on to the immune deficiency foundation. It is for a good cause
It's for a cause that is near and dear to my heart because I too have immune deficiency
Well, uh, which will get to one sub, but then there will also be a gotcha
and they might get additional subs, so people have been rolling their gotcha luck, and...
Twitch has been going crazy today.
Twitch has been going crazy today.
Unmemorable, thank you so much for the...
We're so close to 268, can we make it to 268k, bros?
Thank you so much for the gift and subs night, thank you so much for the gift and subs day, thank you so much for the 5 gift and subs.
We're so close, we're getting there!
Oh my god, we're almost there, bros.
What the fuck?
But if you want the worm this day, this has to stay above 80 hours.
Thank you all so much. You guys are incredible. You guys have been amazing.
It's been an amazing time, bro.
It's been an amazing time.
Uh, wrong bottle. What the fuck? I'm not a potato. I have to be a worm.
Mickey for the 5, get the subs.
Oh my god, we're so close. I said,
I'm gonna get the subs. Thank you very much. Zero holy fuck.
Oh my god, we're only a hundred away.
Oh. Get the subs. Thank you, mister.
And thank you, Arkham for the 5, get the subs. Thank you very, very much.
Are we giving it a gas are we giving it a gas that's can we get another
car this one cover this worm song cover thank you so much for the five
get themselves thank you very very much holy shit who's 68k what the fuck we need
to go faster we gotta go faster we gotta go faster we gotta go fast oh my
god to him he might have like so much for the gift it's so dangerous thank you
Thank you so much for the gift.
HAPPAA!
Thank you so much for the gift.
Oh my god, can we make it to 269k?
Can we make it to 269k bro?
Thank you so much.
Thank you very very much.
Oh my god, can we hit 81 hours bros?
Thank you so so much.
You're so so much.
A five gift is a case you know.
My queen case you know.
Thank you so much.
Honorary gift is that burger.
This is it five gang.
The penultimate moment.
Are you going to stop here with one thousand to go?
The fuck you are.
The fuck any of us are.
Fuck that moon now.
Seven powers.
We're eighty-one.
We're eighty-one.
We're eighty-one.
We're eighty-one.
Fuck you are, the fuck any of us are.
Fuck that moon now.
Santa Claus, we're 81 hours.
Scally things, watch for the five gifted subs.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
We're getting so close.
Volca, thank you so much for the five gifted subs.
I would have fucking cried.
Uncle, thank you so much for the gifted subs.
Thank you very, very much.
Oh my god, if we make it,
I'm gonna fucking ball like a baby.
I will ball, I will cry.
Dogma, thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs.
Holy shit, we're getting so close, bros.
Bro, they said that we couldn't do this shit.
You know how many people doubted us?
I even doubted us.
What the fuck?
Darn, thank you so much for the gift.
Bro, we need to keep on running.
We need to keep on running.
If it's all just, thank you.
Thank you.
No doubting?
I will never doubt again.
I will never doubt again.
I will never doubt again.
My, my, my, my, my precious,
My precious, precious flancitos.
Here's a bunch of the five gifted subs, bros!
Bros, on momentous occasion, on this day,
here's a bunch of the 20 gifted subs!
And you have a big fucking prime on the fucking table right now!
Prime on the table and show everybody
that you got our big-ass fucking dick today, bros.
You got our big-ass dick today.
We all do. All of us.
Thank you so much for the gifted subs.
Thank you guys so, so much.
Holy shit, we're almost there, bros.
It's time, it's time we're on our way
to fuck that fucking boom.
Two hours, we're almost at 82 hours.
We are almost at 269.
One, five, four.
Red Gallifrey, thank you guys so much
for the gifted subs.
Seanan, thank you so much for the gifted subs.
Holy shit.
We're fucking out here, bros.
We're fucking out here.
So much for the 10 gifted subs.
Thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs.
Strike Force.
You're incredible.
You guys are all amazing.
You guys are all amazing.
I couldn't ask for a better community.
Thank you guys so much.
Thank you for helping with everything.
Thank you for being there for me.
Dickson, thank you so much for the gift and subs,
Remy, thank you so much for the gift and subs.
And thank you for spreading the word
of the Immune Deficiency Foundation.
Thank you.
Thank you guys so much.
Donate plasma, always.
If you can, if you can, if you can,
donate plasma, that's very important.
We're so close. Can we do it? Can we make it? Can we make it to 26914? Can we take back the number 3 spot?
I give it some thank you Blaster. We're less than 800 away. Less than 800 away that's fucking insane incredible.
He's a bit you so much for continuing your gift and stuff. It means a lot to me.
Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome on in. Welcome on in.
Welcome on in.
All music is crunched.
Get rid of that fucking crunch.
Get rid of that fucking crunch. Get rid of that fucking crunch.
Fuck in the mood time. No time for crunching. Time for fucking.
Oh my god. We're almost there. We're so close.
Close.
Close.
Can we make it before time to game with monkey?
It'll make it before time to game with monkey!
Oh my god.
Anamala thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs.
Thank you Anamala, thank you very very much.
Night!
Thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs.
Alex, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs!
Holy shit!
Oh my god.
This place, thank you so much.
Thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs.
Holy shit!
Hey shit-ah!
Thank you so much.
Oh my god, he's getting fucking nuts.
Are we almost there? Are we getting there? Oh my god, we're almost there.
Oh my god, I can't. I'm gonna throw up.
So much for the 10 gifted subs. Thank you, Dudsubs. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Rifter, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs. Thank you very, very much.
Holy shit.
Oh my god, we're so close to reclaiming top 3 spot.
We're very, very close.
Thank you guys so much.
Come on, Chads.
Gift those subs, even if it's your birthday monies.
Shagon, thank you so much for the dono. Thanks for the 69 dono.
We're almost there, bros.
Can we make it? Can we make it before...
It's time to play games with Monkees?
It'll be a nice surprise to give him.
We can tell him, hey!
Getting so close- Oh my god!
Oh my god, we're so close. Holy shit.
Chat, it's time to feast on third place.
Thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs, thank you Morgana, thank you Renderman, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs, thank you all so so much, I appreciate it, thank you.
Bad Wolf, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs, thank you!
Oh my God, thank you guys so much, never ending on texture.
SHAMEN THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR THE GIFTED SUBs!
Sir Fluffy, thank you so much for the gifted subs!
YOULTEN THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE GIFTED SUBS!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE FIVE GIFTED SUBS!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Tirion, Tirion, Thank you very much!
SO MUCH FOR THE GIFTED SUBS!
THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH!
Oh my god, we're close to 83 hours.
Let's fucking go!
JOLO!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE GIFTED SUBS!
KAYLE, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE FIVE GIFTED SUBS!
THANK YOU!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
THANK YOU!
We need boobie power!
Hey, we're almost there! What the fuck?
Hey, thank you so much for the two gift subs.
Sorry, I thank you so much for the five gift subs.
Alex, thank you again for the five gift subs.
Thank you, thank you so much for the five gift subs.
Five gift subs.
So much for the five gift subs.
Plus...
Gifted subs, thank you, Jay Amor.
Thank you, Jay Amor.
Air Knight, thank you so much for the five gift subs.
Thank you, Air Knight.
And again...
You want a...
Get a party.
Prime on the fucking table right now!
Oh my god, we're almost there. Thanks so much, holy shit!
Your next, Kokokara.
Thanks so much for always supporting me. Thank you guys so much for caring about me, for loving me.
Thank you for being here and experiencing all my craziest shit, all my weirdness, all my badness.
And thank you for supporting the Munificity Foundation. Thank you.
Thank you for being my community, the most amazing community on Twitch.
We fucked the moon, now the sun is on the plan.
It's time so we're close to fucking the moon and we're gonna fuck the moon, good.
Oh god, I'm so sorry. I think I had the moon right now, hold on.
She rolls.
Chat, we have to keep going further beyond. It's time to push.
It's time to push further beyond.
We gotta get to that fucking moon.
Did I fucking push?
Hell yeah, brother. Hell yeah, that's my god, dang cameo.
She right there. There's nothing you can't achieve, you little goof.
And we ain't done here. There's still another day left, brother.
Thank you very very much. I will do a god gamer challenge with a friend. I bet Zenn will do it with me.
Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you very very much.
Again, we proved anything is possible. Precious family together strong.
Leave this. I think it's also a five minutes. That's holy shit. Bro, we can go in the middle of the game.
I remember the first time I saw you on Ludwig and Charlie's game show and thought man she is funny.
Man, has it been crazy you deserve all the love?
Thank you for giving me a chance when you saw me on that show.
Thank you for giving me a chance when you saw me on that show.
Thank you to everybody who gave me a chance when they saw a weird anime girl on their screen.
I know sometimes seeing this is weird, and you might not understand it, but I think everybody who's given me a chance
has stayed to watch me and hang out with me. So thank you guys so much. Thank you very much.
I appreciate all of you so much. Thank you. Oh, God.
You know, if anyone does an article on you taking third place, this is the screenshot they're going to be using.
Thank you so much for the gift and thumbs up, fuck!
Good!
Let them get confused.
I'll get trouble for the 100 gift and thumbs up.
Oh my god, we're so close to 270, what the fuck?
How far did it get to number two?
I don't know, Monzy, you know how far it can get to number two?
Ghost, thank you so much for the gift and thumbs up!
Thank you so much for the five gift and thumbs!
Holy shit!
So, so much!
Thank you, Silver. Thank you, Silverberg.
Thank you.
Thank you so much for the 5 Goods and Soaps. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Oh my god, we ain't so s-
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm glad that you guys are here. I'm honored that you guys are a part of my community.
I'm honored that you guys are in my life.
Thank you all so much for raising Thanks so much for the 5 Goods and Soaps.
I apologize. Thank you so much for the 5 Goods and Soaps.
I couldn't ask for any-
I couldn't ask for anything.
I don't even know the name right now.
I'm just like-
Holy shit.
I get it so thank you, thank you so much!
I so much want to thank you to subs.
Thank you!
Oh goodness.
Remember chat, if everyone watching right now could try their 5 going on more time,
we'd be able to make it to 283k and beyond easy.
Let's go moonfuckers!
I just want to thank you so much for the 5 gifts and subs, thank you!
I want to thank you to subs, final thank you for the gifts and subs!
Thank you so much, thank you!
Hell yeah, bruh!
Hell yeah, bruh!
No, no, thank you so much for the gifted subs!
Thank you!
Tee-ee-ee!
Thank you so much for the gifted subs!
Thank you guys so much!
Oh my god, Rainbow!
Thank you again for the gifted subs!
Oh, God!
Matt!
Yeah, thank you so much for the gifted subs!
Oh!
So much for the gifted subs!
I love you guys so much!
Thank you guys so much!
Holy fuck!
Oh, goodness!
I don't think my medicine...
Fuck, sorry!
I'm gonna find good things, oh my god, I'm gonna take my medicine really quick, I'm sorry.
So much for the five good things, thank you.
Thank you all so much.
Nagi, thank you so much for the five good things, thank you.
Oh my god, thank you very much.
My heart is going so fast.
It's going so fast.
My heart is beating so fast, holy shit.
Absolutely insane.
We're so close to 89 hours, can we hit 89 hours?
So we hit 89 hours. Holy shit. I can't get any bigger. This is because I can go.
Thank you so much for the fight against yourselves. Thank you.
I can't get bigger than this. This is the biggest I can get.
Oh god. Thank you guys so much. Thank you all so much.
This means a lot to me.
Bruh.
I can't get the subs.
So much of the fight against the subs.
I've been...
I've been seeing so many messages these days.
Well, are people saying that it is from people?
Please, thank you so much for the fact that I did something that, you know, they have
a chronic illness or they're disabled and that I inspired them to get into V2 week
and I inspired them to do stuff and it means so much to me because I, you know, I had
my life taken away from me because of my condition and circumstances in my life.
and I basically had to restart all over again
and I'm just really glad that there's other people out there
that know that just because you get to take,
that doesn't mean it's the end of your life.
It never has to be the end of your life.
Never.
Your life doesn't end.
It ends when you say it ends.
And that's what I did.
And I just wanted to know that you guys can do it too.
So it means a lot to me to see so many days' comments like that.
Thanks for hearing those things said to me. Thank you so much.
That means a lot to me.
We have a million step-backs in your life, but your life is never over.
You can keep on going.
It's just not gonna be in the way that you thought that you can keep on going.
It just has to be another way. And you can find that way.
You can fuck that way.
I promise you you can.
POTATO!
Oh, thank-
I could- if I could help...
at least one person out there...
I feel like I've done something in my life, so...
I appreciate it.
Oh, what, thank you?
Hold on, absolutely don't think I'm sorry.
12 ectil second place.
I have to go sleep now because I have classes in the morning,
but I'm so proud of you all, chat.
And of course, wonderful words,
from the most inspirational worm I know.
We met a few years at Ofcai,
And I thank you for making me feel like I could do anything with my chronic illnesses. I went back to school. I
Finish with my degree this semester. Thank you. Hon life doesn't stop
I've never brought it up before but I myself have some real life issues and felt like if you could get your life together
Then why couldn't I as well? It's why I've always liked your journey
You got me into buying a model myself. I just know I know what it's like to
I know what it's like to want to give up and I know what it's like to feel like.
What a strange concept that humans believe in yet because they are not as a bull as other
flesh.
They are worthless.
I hold all test subjects in equal esteem and it is proven that positive thinking makes
everyone perform better.
Thanks for making me laugh.
We're at 271.
Oh Jesus Christ, that's crazy to me and we've made it to 89 hours.
Thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs. Thank you to everybody who gifted subs. Thank you all so much. I appreciate all you so much.
I'm only 12k to go.
Till we get Coco Kara.
At the end of the day remember this is really being the first two foundations.
That is the cause that I will always be fighting for.
Thank you so much for the don't don't thank you.
Smell say I just wanted to say I adore so you very much. You are my huge inspiration to be a vtuber someday
Thank you for being in our lives. Mmm. I
Believe in you. Good luck on your retombing journey. Thank you guys so much. Holy shit. Oh
My god
What the fuck? Oh, I'm shaking so much of the rain!
We gotta play games again!
Me, though! Thank you for the tickets!
I'm sorry, guys. I've been crying.
Uh...
Sorry, guys. I've been crying.
We just, uh, smashed another...
We smashed a goal.
Hi, everybody.
It's me, AirMouse!
I'm doing a sub-a-thon right now.
Tomorrow's the last day.
And we're raising money for the Immune Deficiency Foundation.
50% of everything we make from the sub-a-thon will go to the Immune Deficiency Foundation.
And I'm crying right now.
Everybody, sorry about that.
Oh, boy.
Ready? Oh, you might be confused because I'm a worm right now.
I promise it'll make sense soon.
Oh, yeah, I'm crying happy tears. Don't worry. They're happy. They're happy tears. Don't worry about it. They're happy tears.
Don't you worry about that.
They're happy tears.
I don't think I could express how you have helped me through TTS, but just now you have made such a positive impact on so many people
Thank You mousy
Let's go chat we're going to the moon together
It makes sense. You know what? I don't think I'll ever make sense
So much for the five good subs. Thank you. I love you razor. Thank you so much for the five good subs. Thank you
Oh boy. Oh my god.
This is the spot where somebody cropped on the arms for me.
Dude, he's going to the fight against himself. Thank you.
Oh my god. I'm not fucking mess. Holy shit.
I'm going crazy over here. Jesus.
Biff, thank you so much for the fight against himself. Thank you.
Thank you so much for the fight against himself. Thank you so so much.
I'm still not allowed to fuck in the moon cuz we gotta fuck the moon! We gotta do it!
I'm gonna get this subs. Our goal for today was a hundred hours.
And we're already halfway. We're almost already halfway there.
Holy shit. Please select your other dead gifted subs. Thank you!
Thank you, coffee. Shit. Oh my god. I can't open Twitter right now.
We have 24 hours to get 12k subs. Can we do a chat?
How did I open it and I was like, holy shit.
Driver, thank you so much for the 5 get the subs, thank you.
Plus for the get the subs, thank you awful! Get the subs!
Yeah, let's help Mars impregnate that moon.
What?
5 get the subs yee-haw, motherfucker.
Whoa! Whoa!
Which element to your OBS or the VTuber app?
The VTuber app! You can just drag and drop things in.
And now you didn't even drag websites in to put a website on your head.
It's crazy.
Technology is amazing.
Technology is amazing. Technology is amazing.
Quarkkeeper, when?
If Bunky wants to play Quarkkeeper with me.
I wonder if he would want to play Quarkkeeper.
One hand, thank you so much for the kind gifts and subs, and guy by sword, thank you so much for the donor, thank you.
At that God Gamer challenge, QT was also asked who she would like to do it with and she mentioned you.
After you take Ludwig's record, it might be fitting that you steal his girlfriend as well.
I'm gonna steal it! We can play games and sing Chapel Roam!
Why may I think you should wear a party hat right now and a crown when you beat the record?
A party hat? I have a party hat.
It's voice bluebie mouse. I said thank you. I'm always sick and no one really knows why, but because of you, I have hope.
Thank you for everything, Mousie. You've been such a huge inspiration to me.
We're all so proud of you, Mouse. You deserve all the love.
I'm glad there's a lot to me.
I'm gonna pull up the brain of my hair.
I'm gonna pull up the brain of my hair.
I'm gonna do some more songs.
I'm singling.
But you're a worm, you have a-
I need to- I need to-
I need to put worm juice on me.
I need to replenish my worm juice.
That's what I meant.
Yeah.
I need to replenish my worm juice.
See you, Chichi.
Kachiru no sa, get back to some songs.
My reign of terror commences.
Oh, hold on.
The back signal has been shined.
The butt signal.
The rat signal.
Ugh, oh my god.
My sinuses.
Oh, let's really get the subs.
We're on a roll of two hundred hours, bros.
It's some shingin' time.
It has a request, but he didn't say anything.
Ghostman didn't say anything, so...
I'll- I'll just sing whatever I want.
NOOO!
So much for the gift it's those boats! Thank you guys so much for the gift it's those-
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT- wait are we- are we gonna push them 90 hours?
HOLY FUCK.
Oh my goodness.
Thank you so much for the gift it's those- thank you Maggie.
I'll thank you again for the gift it's those- thank you.
Oh should I remember this on the Satan song?
I'm killing you.
I'm killing you.
I don't care about anything else, I don't give a shit about anything else.
I my program is just get that fucking died right now
Nope, it's just
Thank you so much for the gifted subs. Thank you. Goodness. Yeah, she'll be sure cooked with this one man
I love this so much. I love all the songs that have been made for me
All the songs that ato made for me all the songs we worked out with shiro
All the songs we worked out with everybody. It's been an incredible ride
making music. It's crazy to see that I have 133,418 listeners on Spotify. That's
insane to me. That is absolutely insane. Okie so thank you so much for the gift, so thank you.
I came ready to a worm with the gun. Yee-haw, motherfucker. Reach for the sky.
Are you ready to hear a song? Damn man, the opening animation Higado
RENION did for you to go with this track was fucking fire miss seeing that it
start up not gonna lie oh yeah you go under your animation was amazing too damn
you know what this made me think I worked with a lot of amazingly talented
people and I'm just so honored to have been able to work with so many amazing
people and it's just incredible to meet so many incredible people like I'm
just like amazed that all the talented people I've met in my life so far and
And I'm just honored
So gotten to know them and to be able to work with people. In fact, anybody wants to work with me at all. It's just
truly an honor
like
When Dilling will agree to work with me. I was like a
Living legend is once a word with me
I'm just I'm just very grateful
I was very grateful. I'm very grateful at this
I like to think of this as like my my second my second one in life my second opportunity in life
And I'm just very extremely grateful. So thank you all so much. Thank you very very much
Thank you. Thank you very much
But now it's time for a song of my choice and also have to turn off the light in my room because it's burning my eyes
You didn't like
The best I've ever been
And yeah, I know how
Payback to the bad bitch and baby
I'm bad as you fuckin' by the gorillas
Many showcases to Mr. Love on Pop
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
I'm gonna sing it again
Not simple to sing
Like I used to be a oldo
But you are this never-sentence
She's imperfect
But she tries
She lies
She is
If I'm honest, I know
I would do the-
I'm gonna sing one of my favorite ever songs of all time
Sing
I've got a lot of stuff I'm wearing in my head
Oh boy, hold on
Thank you for the tissues
Thank you for the tissues
For the tissues
Thank you
I was so close to 90
90 hours running a few minutes of water
I was literally getting so-
What the fuck my nose is bleeding? What the fuck am I getting so...
My nose is bleeding.
Don't tell me that's a legit shit of butter.
Life's happy and the sun's a ball of butter.
Don't bring around a clap to rain on my heart.
Be not a cry and trip we got to.
It's over, take a stab at me and not you.
Who told you not to?
I'm just joking.
I can't run so suddenly.
I was like, yeah, I'm a little sick.
I'm the first one with a nosebleed, okay? Don't hate.
Fuck the book today? Wait, huh?
Like a book, like a, like a deer?
I'm sure you guys all did amazing things today.
I'm already doping around.
Ugh, the vein is so warm.
And I think I won't have to get my nose caught rice.
This is a problem.
Ugh, Jesus.
I don't want to get my nose caught rice.
Smells like shit.
You'll have a nasty nosebleed.
like shit you'll have a nasty smell in your nose for days it does hurt it does
hurt I'm not oxygen so I get holes holes in my nose yeah my nose my nose
bleeds a lot cuz I'm not oxygen so my nose bleeds a lot a lot oh also thank
you to the person who recommended that I order a humidifier on Amazon it got
to my house while I was sleeping? I got to my house while I was sleeping. Well, I think
what happened was, I think the reason why my nosebleed got so bad today was because I
went a few hours without the humidifier because I had an accident with my humidifier and
then I had to order a new one and it got here and I don't like ordering medical supplies
off Amazon, one because I'm paranoid, two because excuse and my pharmacy and my medical equipment
company should be taking care of this and should be available on the weekends but unfortunately
they're not and a lot of companies are not available on the weekends so if you have a problem
during the weekends then you're fucked and unfortunately that's how it is in the
the United States of America.
But it's a temporary solution.
Also, I usually get like,
I did not realize that I ran out.
I should, honestly, it's honestly my fault.
I should have taken note that I was running
that I didn't have enough.
And when I noticed that I didn't have enough,
I should have pre-ordered in advance.
But I did it because I'm a dummy.
Now stop blatant.
Let's put this gun away.
Also, I'm putting myself away, back to being not warm.
Back to being myself
Yeah
Medical emergencies. Yeah medical emergencies happen sometimes
You don't know the kind of emergencies I've had oh my god. I think
Chah do you remember that one time when I was like oh shit. I'm bleeding
Say sprung a leak all over myself
For those of you that don't know um I have a I have a port
I have a port. It is a port. Oh, calf in my chest. This is where I receive my medications.
And I'm always accessed, so I have like a needle in it right now. Typically, they have it, you
have it like cramped off, and like you have like a connector, and it's connected to tubes and stuff,
and you have a connector on it, right? Yeah, a USB port. So sometimes, like,
Sometimes the tooling comes loose or something weird happens.
Like, I forgot to close the line, because I'm an idiot.
And then one time, I forgot to close the line
and then all of a sudden my heart blood starts coming out.
And it's like, ugh!
It's some scary stuff.
But I promise you, it's fine.
You know, you have a lot of blood inside of you.
You'd be surprised how much blood you got in there.
You got a lot. You're fine.
Sometimes it looks worse than it actually is.
My mom had one of those for dialysis.
People have ports for many reasons and I have my port cause I get plasma a lot.
Also I get anti-biotics and I get a lot of medications through it.
For a time I couldn't really take anything by mouth.
I could take stuff by mouth again now cause I think my digestive system's been getting better.
It's not permanently damaged thank goodness.
goodness but I still have issues so there's also a lot of medications that I can't take
by mouth because when you have a chronic illness, sometimes your body gets used to medications
so much that all the stuff that's taken by mouth doesn't work anymore so you have to
take very, very strong stuff that's only available through your veins especially antibiotics
which is why I would like to give you an important service announcement.
Always be wary of doctors that overprescribe antibiotics
because sometimes they overprescribe stuff
and you don't really need it or like, you know,
there's a lot of issues in the world out there
with antibiotic-resistant bacteria cropping up everywhere.
Michigan!
Beachy!
A lot of times they're necessary, you know?
A lot of times they are necessary, but sometimes...
um...
sometimes things get overprescribed at times, you know?
Oh, God, don't talk to me about C.D.I.F.
I've had C.D.I.F. before.
No.
Hi, I'm Techverse, and you so watch my 10 gift books.
Potato!
Potato!
It's a 90 hours! Let's fucking go! Woo!
Yeah, donate plasma please if you can donate plasma can donate plasma. Oh my god
You so much for the 5 gift subs thank you. I went to eat it donate plasma.
Alright, it's a heart.
So thank you so much for the 5 gift subs thank you. Yeah, don't eat it give it to me.
Don't eat it okay give it to me. I need it.
Don't eat it. Okay? Guys, I really got a pee.
I have to pee so bad. I've been holding in my pee.
I'm gonna go pee, and then we'll do something.
Eish. It looks like Connor's struggling on that video game.
On that beday-o game.
I've been growing my hair out for two years to donate it for making wins for kids with cancer.
That's amazing! Oh my god. I was looking at myself in the mirror today and my fucking hair.
I cut my hair before a sub-a-thon and now it's grown all back.
I look like a fucking lion.
I'll be right back. Guys, if we can get the timer to 90 hours that would be amazing.
I'll be right back.
I'm on the table like a big fucking cock.
So everybody that you have a big fucking date today
and slap that prime on the fucking table right now!
I'm killing you. I'm killing you.
I don't care about anything else. I don't get a shit about anything else.
Alright, my program, you just get that fucking guy's right now.
Because if there is no one like...
Oh, he's running? I'm back on!
Nope, it's just...
Did you know that it's wrong to breed eels with eagles?
It's eel eagle.
What do you call a zombie making stir fry?
Dead man walking.
My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian.
It's like I've never seen her before.
Where's the fuck let's go?
oh my goodness oh no it crunched when I came back maybe it's me maybe I'm the one maybe
I'm the problem maybe I'm the problem I'm probably the problem
I'm the problem let's go honey what the fuck what the hell what do you mean what do you
What do you mean by that guys we have a public domain movie that we can watch here, but we
have to pick what it is.
What movie can we watch that's in the public domain?
I just want to get this a horror game or a movie.
Public domain films.
Last year we watched Night of the Living Dead, I think.
I think we watched Night of the Living Dead last year.
Yeah, we did.
It's not in the public domain.
B-movie is not in the public domain.
Let's see.
I'm looking at a list.
I'm looking at a list.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Attack of the Giant leeches.
The bat beat the devil Becky Sharp behind Office Doors.
Wait, House on Haunted Hills in the public domain?
Oh my god, we should watch House on Haunted Hill.
Perfect movie to watch.
And then my warm shirt here.
I want you on 1559.
Ya dangos, where I go.
Carnival of Souls is good, too.
What's Carnival of Souls?
Carnival of Souls.
Carnival of Souls is a psychological horror film
produced and directed in the plot follows very Henry,
a young woman whose life is disturbed after a car accident.
She relocates to a new city where she finds herself unable to assimilate with the locals and becomes drawn to a pavilion of an abandoned carnival.
Director Harvey appears in the film as a ghoulish stranger, who stalks her throughout.
The film is set to an organ score.
Interesting.
The Brain That Wouldn't Die!
That's also, that's also in public domain.
The Brain That Wouldn't Die? That's a great movie.
The brain that wouldn't die. The film focuses upon a mad doctor who develops a means of keeping the human body parts alive.
He keeps his fiancé severed head alive for days, along with a lumbering, brute, imprisoned in a closet.
What the hook?
A bucket of blood.
The devil bat.
And the city kept husbands, the last man on earth, post-apocalyptic science fiction
film, the little shop of horrors, monos, the hands of fate, my town, the outlaw, plan
nine from outer space.
Isn't Plan 9, like, one of the worst movies ever made, conquers the Martians?
What the fuck?
Hilariously bad?
I love hilariously bad.
The Tarot.
The Wasp Woman.
What the fuck?
The Wasp Woman?
What is the Wasp Woman?
Founder and owner of a large cosmetics company, Janice Starlin, is disturbed when her film
firm sales begin to drop after it becomes apparent to her customer base that she is aging.
Xintroth has been able to extract enzymes from the royal jelly of the queen wasp that
can reverse the aging process.
Janus agrees to fund further research at a great cost, provided she can serve as this
human subject.
Displeased with the slowness of the results, she breaks into the scientist's laboratory
after hours and injects herself with extra doses of the formula.
Zinthroth becomes aware that some of the test creatures are becoming violent and goes to
warn Janus.
But before he can reach anyone, he gets into a car accident and is thus temporarily missing,
and Janus goes through great trouble to find him, eventually taking over his care.
Janus continues her clandestine use of the serum, and sheds twenty years in a single
weekend.
But soon discovers that she is periodically transformed into a murderous, wasp-like
creature.
Janice attacks several of the employees and throws a jar of carbolic acid at her and falls
to the death out of a high window.
That was the whole plot.
You're welcome.
I want to watch the fly.
Sounds similar.
The fly!
Yeah, but the fly is not in public domain.
It's not.
It's not in public domain.
Everybody, ba-da-ba-dum, ba-dum-ba-dum, ba-dum-ba-dum, ba-dum-ba-dum.
movie maybe tomorrow we'll watch it tomorrow I'm between I'm between house on
haunted hill and plan 9 from outer space I think both of those would be really
fun to watch house on haunted hill plan 9 from outer space
both and we're in the final sub-a-thon day the final sub-a-thon day can get to
100 hours on the clock
That's the goal for today. We're at 90. We're halfway there. We're there, baby. Oh, finally. Yeah
Almost over bros. I'm gonna take a vacation. No
What that?
What do you mean, babe? What does that mean?
No, um, it ends at 3 a.m. On Tuesday
So we have all dates tomorrow until 3 a.m. To add to the to the add to the timer
I don't know what you're talking about, this was my vacation.
The soba thought it was my vacation.
Got the bloomin' nose on.
Oh boy.
Chunks! Chunks are coming out! Chunks!
Are you sorry?
I'm sorry, I hope you don't get to miss it, but if you do, we'll still be here because, you know, there'll be time.
Hopefully there'll still be time on the clock and we can hang out for a few more days.
The more, the more, the more time is on the clock, the longer I'll be here.
Oh keep me here longer!
Those chunks... yeah my nose... my nose chunkies.
I wanted to take... hold on.
Those egg beds.
What am I doing? So what the hell is over with all my Daily Mouse?
I'll still be here streaming!
It just won't be all day every day.
Oh shit! It's 89 hours!
Yeah, and I'll have to take my days off like I do normally, you know?
Can I keep the timer above 90 hours, please?
I think it's actually a gifted sub, thank you.
What a gifted subs!
Mausie, did you see the Silla Moon Jimmy Chu collaboration shoes?
Uh, are those the old ones that happened a long time ago?
But I don't wear shoes, so...
Ha ha ha ha!
I have no use for them, but they're very pretty!
This is like the list you wanna play.
I'll send them crimes one day, and they'll have people add.
We're default crimes.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
Alright chat, are you ready?
It's time to start the trial.
God damn it!
Why stream elements have to come up?
Shhh!
Mm-hmm.
It's chewing gum and eating very loudly.
The suspect is on trial for disturbing people.
Sinister, what is your defense?
None of his gift are thank you so much for the gift itself.
I didn't know.
Oh, I see.
You didn't know.
What else do you have to say for yourself, huh?
Other than I didn't know!
Or forever hold your peace.
You have 60 seconds.
Let's move the chat window.
My god.
Chat, they can't get away with this.
But I'd stop if it was a bother.
Chat, it's time to vote.
Guilty or not guilty?
I say guilty.
Unless you would chat has to say.
Zero for guilty and one for not guilty.
I think I'm gonna put it for 30 seconds each.
I think 60 is small.
God damn it.
God damn it, chat.
Yep.
They're guilty.
Penalty! Guilty!
We're gonna change it. We're gonna change it to later time.
Best judges. I'm the best judge. Okay, 33.
NPC? Are the NPCs crying? Wait, what?
Do I have to reconnect?
Wait, I think I need to reconnect.
I'm a real person. I have to reconnect over here, but
we're still seeing it to reconnect each time.
You didn't chat?
If you're an NPC, raise your hand.
I wish I could do custom ones.
Add list.
Enter custom crimes.
We should do a submission form so we can add custom shade.
What happens if you press start?
Hey, remove.
We should revisit this when we have custom stuff here.
To do.
The suspect always wears a heavy perfume
and the defendant is on trial for spelling terrible.
What is your defense, Elpens?
I think they're scared. Or maybe they're AFK.
It's no good, Cease!
It's time to go, chat.
Thank you so much for the great help and great stream.
That's it, Elpens. You have nothing good to say.
Wait, you can censor their answer?
I think we should wait.
That's a good question.
The defendant claims that the real Batman actor is Ben Affleck and the suspect is on trial for being a bad movie watcher
What do you have to say for yourself that Ben Affleck is a true Batman?
There's only one oh, yeah, who is that Batman? I say you're guilty
Mike terrible judge probably
Robert Pattinson
Was he good in his Batman movie? I never saw it. I never watched it. I'm gonna be honest
never watched it. It's the 30th. Oh my god, Dracosus comes out in 4! Play this game. We're
gonna play this game. I think I'm gonna take, should we take submissions? Should we take
submissions for crimes or should we take some of the confessions that people did and make
them crimes and put them in the game? I think we should. I would have to sit down
and input them all by hand. I will do it. I will do it. So we can have a fun streamer's court.
We'll have a fun streamer's court. I wish they would let people input their own. That would be
pretty cool. But I'm guessing that it would also be unfair if they did. Because then people can
write like fucked up weird shit. Oh my god. Colses for hours. So if I get this up, thank you!
you love to Pete you are boss the artist of a song me these are all songs sung by me are
you available for a call Pete I am too kind thank you very much oh man there's a game
called mouth-washing that I that I really want to play but I'm I kind of like don't
want to start it because then like Connor is gonna work like Connor's like I'm ready
And then I'm like in the middle and I'm deep in the middle of mouthwashing is about two hours a car won't play it
overwhelmingly positive reviews
There's an RPG horror maker festival going on on on steam
Wait dredge was used making dread was dredge was made with RPG maker
It says, it says, oh it's, it's, okay it's RPG maker and other game engines.
Oh it's, it's nothing but horror games.
Ooh, love it, I love it.
Featured games.
I own so many of these games already.
Crazy.
Anyway, okay.
You know what, I kinda wanna check out Mouthwashing.
I kinda really want to.
Look out, Mouthwashing.
Would you guys mind checking out Mouthwashing with me?
I'm so excited.
And for a treat.
You guys are in for a treat, bros.
Bro, you guys are in for a treat.
You're not even gonna know what hate is.
Hey, hold on. I gotta move the chat back.
Oh, hey, Bob.
Your sensitivity looks like...
Fuckin' bros.
I'm so excited I've been dying to play this game.
Only express long-haul space freighter.
Peter's calling me.
He's not calling me.
372 days!
I'm 47 days!
I hope this hurts!
Oh, he said he's ready to call.
Oh, don't worry. We can boss it.
CAUSE THAT FUCKING TIMER SAID EIGHTY NIGHTS!
I'm not kidding you, YAY!
It was god for one day, and this community went absolutely fucking cr-
Oh my god, congratulations, Mouse.
Thank you!
But we're not done yet.
What?
I-
No, we're not done. In fact, I-
Wait, I can see it now. He's gonna-
I can see the YouTube short. He's gonna go,
Boys, did you know that I was once the all-time subscribed person on Twitch?
That was before I moved to YouTube and before Little Mouse came along.
I can see it and then we're going to play some cool clip show and it's going to be some crazy thing and it's awesome.
We're going to make it. We're going to do it. It's going to be fantastic and I'm going to be here for it.
I'll never threaten Cinema Roll again.
I'm more of a which one do I like it's uh, oh you like pom pom pudding I like pom pom pudding that's right don't
That's mine and so
First of all, you know you are on day
3000 or 30. It's crazy. You're locked in this month
And how you feeling you're feeling good
Yeah, I'm feeling good also kind of sad because it's almost over and it feels like it just started
That is like the most mouse thing to say
That is actually crazy I mean we've had this month we we've had the the blood-borne failure
We've I've watched you guys play Borderlands 2 and get killed by a flying eagle 17 times in a row
Um, you've lost not one, but two YouTube channels and they've gotten back.
Yeah.
Ha, ha, ha.
There's been highs, there's been lows, uh, but you know, through it all, I can tell you
this, for sure, it's not even over yet, it's not even over yet, but every single time I
start my day or before I go to bed or if I've got free time and I check this channel,
I have not once seen, other than the YouTube bullshit, but that was kaka, everybody's
been like the most positive and this has been an absolute vibe to be in it's and
the blood-borne things up to two when we couldn't get that to other than those
two things it's been like it's been such a dump oh yeah but you know so okay I'm
gonna tell the chat you did message me and I think that chat's gonna have my
side okay you were like you were like sorry blood born didn't work and the two
choices you gave me where we go back to resident evil six which is totally it's
also kaka and and then the other one was like I'll introduce you to Roblox I
Roblox!
I don't even know the name!
It's like...
Roblox!
Roblox, and I'm like...
I was like, oh my god, I don't even...
Well, I look like Cuphead, but I think you're playing with Connor now!
No! No, no, no, no, no!
I'm doing Cuphead with Connor because I tested the waters.
I was like, Memphis, let's do Cuphead!
And you know what I heard?
with you, but huh?
Do you know what I heard when I asked and I can check the tape?
What?
Hmm?
What do you think?
Well, it's the one-
Silas!
We're all going to have to change her mind.
And I said to the guy, I was like, maybe I was muted.
Let me try that one again.
I was like, how about that cuphead?
And you went, uh...
You know what's funny?
A long time ago, I suggested to Connor that we play cuphead and he was like,
oh no, I can't possibly play cuphead with you because there's going to be a horrible
horrible delay and it's gonna be terrible and we're not it's gonna be practically
unplayable it's not for two players only one player
well that's when he found me and luckily I live just down the street
I can't believe that I'm so betrayed
hey look I'm like you know in the same time zone
it's not my fault I live in the United States of America
hey it's not my fault I was spawned over in Japan with Connor I didn't know that
And if the Nintendo Switch had like a decent netcode,
this shit wouldn't matter.
That damn Nintendo Switch.
But I'll tell you what, I'm mentally preparing myself
to join Roblox or do a fashion show.
I've only seen you play it and all I can think of is like,
there's no way I can, this is not for me,
there's just no way.
You can do it, I believe.
We could also play a spooky game,
since Connor doesn't like to.
Okay, now it's spooky game, I'm good.
Would you ever be interested in playing a game called Seven Days to Die?
Seven Days to Die!
I love that it was like a TV show, but that's 13 reasons why I can't keep track of all this
stuff.
I love that game, but Connor hates it and he never wants to play with me.
Let me take a look.
I'm going to Google, it's called Seven Days to Die?
Yeah.
You survived the zombie apocalypse.
Oh, this looks fun.
It's really fun and it's even more fun when we involved chat. Oh
There's like an integration. Yep
Who are they get today? They have the choice to make it easier or harder? I'll just tell you
I played it like up two days ago and they spawned a horde of dogs to kill me
You bastard chase me all the way across the town
you do so much good but then you spawn demon dogs it was crazy if you give
subs you get points to spawn creatures and do horrible things to me and you
can also do nice things to me and give me weapons and stuff but most of the
time people just like to spawn a lot of scary creatures to kill me so okay let
me let me that looks like to me and I'll go back and check the vodka I've
I've been a little busy this week, so it looks like it's not a roguelike.
It's a first person zombie apocalypse.
What's the overall purpose?
Is it like survive, thrive?
Survival crafting game.
An open world survival game.
No, I think I'm down for this one.
Is it made by using the Roblox engine?
No.
Is this a trick that you're getting me into Roblox somehow?
I'm still going to get you to play Roblox.
Man!
All right
Let's let's fire this one up this one. I would be this is way more my speed you and I are both big zombie
aficionados
You know, I was thinking of you it was like three or four days ago
I was playing a game that was a remaster of Dead Rising. Do you remember that game?
Yep, I bought the game because I love that game. I
Did it's so good
way better I loved it and I was somehow still really all my memories came back
and I only missed one survivor oh my I clutched and I also thought if this one
doesn't work the seven days to die dead rising to with Chuck and Frank with us
would be good that would be sick I would play with you yeah that game is
I never want to play that with me!
Dead Rising?
I've been playing it so many times and he said no.
That's one of the best games ever!
He just doesn't like that sort of stuff.
Well, I get that Dead Rising does have this kind of like,
oh we have this time limit, but it's okay if we fail,
because you can just start over and it's just fine.
Yeah. I just think he's not right if I don't play it.
I'm gonna lie off the record.
You're more of a Chuck Green, or are you more of a Frank West?
I'm more of a Chuck.
I'm more of a Frank. I've covered more you know
Dude, that's the one and I'll also still pick up seven days to die just because I think it looks fun as well
Okay, I like numbers
Seven days to die has been around for a very long time
Yeah, it says like I was gonna think it started in 2013 and now they've kind of upgraded to a
2021 they did a full like remake of it. Also
It's gonna be fun. We're gonna have a great time. And we have the big Resident Evil.
I'm glad that you like zombie stuff, because I love zombie stuff.
So I think that you and I both can agree that, you know, zombies did become a little oversaturated.
True.
And but, from before that, from the jump, from the Romero days, from the Resident Evil early days,
We've always been fans of zombie stuff before it was cool.
Yes, but I just love horror stuff in general.
You do. It's your weakness.
I could be like, hey, I made this game in an hour, but it's horror themed.
You're like, give it to me.
Give it to me. Let me play it.
If it says horror on it, I have to try it.
It's incredible. You have such an appetite for average to slightly above average or worse games
as long as they're horror games.
Especially I love terrible games too, it's great.
I think that's a good quality though
because sometimes those are like gaming comfort food
and they make us feel better.
That's true!
Yeah, a little fun, crappy, you know,
evil dead game on the PlayStation.
I still like that game, you know.
We're gonna watch a public domain movie tomorrow,
possibly a Plan 9.
What's Plan 9?
A horrible film.
You mean the old school?
cool. Like, oh wait, you guys are gonna watch that?
Yeah, we're gonna watch it on stream.
Shit, that movie's amazing.
Yeah!
I saw that in theaters when there was a classic movie theater
in Kansas City, and they did like every week
they did horrible ass films.
And Plan Nine for Matter Space was one of the ones
I saw back in the day.
And, oh yeah, I'm gonna definitely try to be,
I've got a couple, I gotta go to the hospital,
tomorrow, boring shit.
But I'll be watching from the doctor's chair.
But at that plan nine for Matterspace,
they had a giant cutout of all of the old horror monsters,
the wolf man, Dracula, the creature.
And they had a raffle to see who
could get the seven foot display.
And it was the only time my friends truly clutched up
for me.
And they started a chant that said, give Pete the creature.
They did they gave it to me they I got to take it home, and I had it for 15 years
So so I like plan 9 from outer space. I got a lot of fond memories of
I was worried for a second there because when you say you saw it on there I'm like, you're not that old
No, no, I didn't mean like I went there at 17
I was there the day it came out
Unfortunately, um, just a bit outside.
Dude, that has Lyle Talbot in it, and Talbot's what I always named my, uh, Druid and Diablo
2 because he's a wolf man, and Talbot's a great- I love this, this is gonna be shit,
it's gonna be awesome!
Pete's birthday is coming? When is your birthday, Pete?
Hold on, we're back into the package!
He's got a package.
It's up with all these people in Japan getting packages all the time.
Really, everybody that lives there gets packages every day, all day, every day.
It's true though.
It's not even for me.
I think my wife ordered another Spider-Man sweater or something.
I don't know.
Spider-Man!
Yeah, I don't know what you got, but it's something over there.
And my birthday is, I'll be 41 in about 20 days.
Woo!
20 days!
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
You're born in October!
Yeah, that's right! Libras rise up!
Oh, September roll!
Yeah, I think I'm working on plan 41. That's what I'm doing, so...
Oh, wait, what?
It's, uh, but I can't believe it's coming up that soon. It's rapidly approaching.
Happy early birthday.
Thank you very much. I appreciate that.
So it's gonna be fantastic.
You're 21 now.
Hey, with age comes wisdom, and I'm cool with it, and I like being in my, well, okay, forties
I don't like, but thirties were a ride.
I enjoyed that one.
Oh yeah?
Yeah, it was the best time of my life, I started streaming, met all these cool people like
you in the community, and I met Connor and Chris.
All that was in my thirties.
And now you're going to have a rad forties.
Yeah, year 40 was awesome.
We did the Cyclothon 3 where we made over a million bucks.
That was sick.
We did an RV trip.
I went to TwitchCon and celebrated my birthday in Vegas.
I got to see you.
You even sang me Happy Birthday.
Remember that?
I did.
You were on the floor, not like lying on the floor, but yeah.
I was lying on the floor every day.
No, you weren't.
You were on the floor of TwitchCon rolling around and you sang me Happy Birthday.
I appreciated that.
Some of you might tell me that I swear I thought he was younger.
He does give up.
Not only does he look young, but he gives off a very young aura.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
But I also somehow managed to pull off that.
This guy's got a lot of intelligence and things to share.
No, okay, maybe not that one.
But, look good, feel good.
That's the feeling.
Some of you might tell me that he's at the age where you don't count dates.
You achieve levels.
He will be level 4 in one soon.
soon damn that's just mid game too like I still have a long what I hope the caps
like a hundred okay well there's no cap where I'm going so it's like but hey
40 level 41 it's gonna be peak and can you imagine before like in my 40s
nobody could have predicted that I would be able to play Dead Rising 2 one
more time with my buddy. That's gonna be... there's a birthday present right there!
Is your... do you like look back and think about what younger Pete would say knowing
that older Pete is this cool, streaming and doing all this fun stuff?
He'd probably look at me and try to be all cool and say, what took you so long old
man? What the heck? Young Pete!
And I'd be like, you! You took me so long. You should have studied harder, you piece
of shit. And you moved to Japan and taught English for 10 years, you moron.
What?
What?
No, I think like, so I majored in theater like you know, and you were, I don't know if you,
did you major in operatic performance or was it your minor?
I dropped out of school.
But I mean when you were in school, was that your main?
Yeah, I was going to school for opera.
Okay, so right, so we're both performance majors, which means that our degrees are
worth almost nothing.
It doesn't even matter.
I never got a degree.
Even if you did, they'd be like, congratulations, you can now work as a waiter.
It's true, it's true.
I keep thinking about it.
I'm like, if I would have gone straight to school and kept on going to school
and did everything I had to do, my degree would be just nothing.
I can tell you the best thing about it was that it allowed me to get a job in Japan
because it helps.
99% easier if any degree obviously they don't care or check because I have a
performance degree but I with so as you know I always was interested just like
you were in performance or for singing but it's crazy to think that when I was
you know these I see these kids now doing so great on twitch and stuff that
was not even a thing twitch and streaming did not exist until I was
nearly 30 years old so well 25 26 but yeah it's cool stuff I'm happy to be a
part of it all yeah it's crazy young Pete would be I think he'd be most happy
that like I play video games and my mom would always be like you know son I
bought you this new game but I just don't know how you're gonna make money
doing it but I trust you and and now I'm like mom I'm playing dead rise so my mom
doesn't understand what I do still and she says oh how's your little show going
it's going good my mom still calls it twatch and I'm like my nuts I think
that's offensive and it's twitch stop saying twat and then with the ch at the
end it's not watch she doesn't know and she's like how's watch doing I'm like
stop or she thinks it's like T watch or I don't know what she thinks she's weird
um but yes I I'm so excited because you're I cannot believe that you have
this awesome little post-it note that says 283 comma 066 oh my god everybody
spam that fuck the moon emote that was the first thing I said when I came in
I love that shit. I've never seen that before.
Yeah, we went to the moon.
Yeah, we went to the moon.
Well, I just told Chad, I was like,
this man has taken everything from me.
He took my best friend.
That's true.
He took my cookie that I wanted to eat.
He did?
You know what? I used to like Ludwig
until about six seconds ago.
And then he threatened my dog.
You know what? Fuck that guy.
I didn't know mogul moves was stealing
our friends. Do you remember that from the streamer awards? Oh I remember. I remember you know a lot of
things that Ludwig also Ludwig taught me that annoying ass game where if you make a circle with
your thumb and your index finger and you hold it beneath your belt and they look at it he punches
you. He did that to me on the RV stream and then he'd be like I'm just playing baby. I hate you.
I hate you. I hate that you're in my algorithm and I hate that you stole my friend.
Ha ha ha ha! French Stealer!
Yeah, together we will bring down this L-Wig.
Yeah, French Stealer, and Cookie Stealer!
Yeah, that son of a bitch!
Ha ha ha ha! I do think, but you know that being said, I am looking forward to seeing him again
just so I can say it to his face.
Yeah!
Gum bag!
But if there's anybody to break it, I'm glad that it's it's my new best friend and not Connor and not Chris not Ludwig
It's mouse and she's the number one
Yeah, welcome they never beat Dead Rising 2 together on their Godgamer challenge so doesn't count to me
Played a bunch of baby kid games, and then we're like, oh, we can't win against those snipers. Yeah, right
The baby stream snipers.
Oh, let's get angry and swap our desk.
Nah, nah, I don't see any Dead Rising 2 off the record in there, buddies.
Yeah, I don't see any of that at all.
Yep.
So, yeah, fuck the moon.
I wanna see Pete play League.
Pete loves himself.
He can't play League.
Yeah, I don't want to...
I played it one time and somebody immediately, like, it was my first game, and I thought
you were gonna be playing with bots and this guy came into the channel he was
like hey you suck so much at this fucking game I had sex with your grandmother
and I was like what Betty and it was like damn that was within like six minutes
and I didn't know until the it was I think it was either the day that we went
out to the Final Fantasy Cafe or if it was his flea market I didn't know that
they were called, I thought they were called jugglers. Like, and it's, it's not, it's
jungler. And Connor, who used to be my friend, was like, oh yes, it's a juggler, Pete. I
was like, you're making fun of me again, I can tell when you do that. And he was like,
no, Chad, it's a jungler. Look, he doesn't know anything. He's juggling, which I
think makes sense because you juggle between the lanes. And then I guess there's only
one map and so it's a jungle I guess so I don't know but I don't know these kids
today I'll tell you what godgamer challenge we'll show them we'll show
mouse we're gonna play our Dead Rising 2 off the record and it's gonna be
fantastic and if you do play Dead Rising and you get stuck or you're
wondering like where people are just give me a phone call and I'll be like I
got you I remember this shit I will it's so fun I remember all the tips and tricks
but I gotta run right now because thank you for the call I really appreciate it
and again if I don't see you before this record is broken because it will
seriously fucking congratulations you are an inspiration and awesome you rule
No, you fool!
They both have a mudwig, that loser.
Alright guys, I'll talk to you later and I'll see you in chat. Bye bye!
Bye, have a great day!
You too, dudes!
Aww, oh, Peter.
The game tells me they want me to hurt.
Zero days before the crash,
an orbital body has been detected.
21 AU ahead of the vessel.
Am I too big? Well, I have to get smaller. I think this is a good size.
Please make the manual correction of 1.4 degrees leftwards to avoid impact with unknown mass. What ha-
Oh shit. Oh. Oh shit!
Steer right. Leave. Wait.
What did they tell me to do? Oh shit! Did they say left or right?
Right! Leave.
Steer right. Why is it just telling me to steer right?
It's locked.
Is that all I can touch?
Well, I guess I have to steer right.
Extreme warning.
Direct collision course with over the body, 1.9, 8, you away.
Engaging autopilot to the correct vessel.
Advice crew to take up emergency position.
4,000 credits docked from the crew pay package for failure of navigational staff.
Ah, guys I think we're going to die.
Length of nylon rope.
Only express protection kit. Use only in case of emergency. Captain access only. Code scanner required.
An emergency generator.
Is that me?
On you.
Damn I look like...
I look like I'm having a hard time.
Emergency key.
Perfect.
I think that's what I needed.
As long. Use emergency key.
Maybe I shouldn't have done that.
I didn't think I fucked up.
I fucked up doin' something else.
Don't be daft.
See ya, Galaxy.
Jesus, what is up with the ship?
Oh boy.
Am I gonna be okay?
Come on, Saftie the Crash.
Anyone else would do the same thing.
We ain't touchin' the damn cargo.
The hold is locked down for a reason.
Only thing worse than dying slowly is not gettin' paid.
But it could be something useful, I think.
Could be what?
Hopes, dreams, and Mars a pan?
Don't have to.
If it helps us survive, it's worth it.
Man, Pony Express bosses really aren't chill at all, huh?
Come on.
A quick look won't hurt.
How exactly is this group therapy committee planning on getting in there?
Oh, right here, boss.
You're looking at the meanest swing of the regional junior baseball team.
Straight up nearly court the kid wants.
I could take the utility action.
You are goddamn porn-fully court.
What the fuck does that even mean?
What the fuck does that even mean?
That's enough swan-fy.
There has to be an encase of emergency way inside.
If I remember correctly, from the safety protocols, the door should have an alternate
access code
But it can only be uncovered using a code scanner device and only the captain has access to the scanner
Of course go ahead and ask them all about it then
Maybe you'll sing you the blues too
We don't need it if we find the scanner get the code and open the hole
For better or worse ab captain now. I'll figure it out
Right on! A choir code scanner. Oh my god it was a screen projector. They actually sold
plushies of this guy for kids. The thing we had extra medical mattresses. The floor
isn't that bad. I think it's so much really good to subs. So we had a crash.
What the fuck is this? G's? Insulation foam that was automatically discharged
when the hole breached. Oh. Locked off the compromised parts of the ship and
And kept us alive.
I see.
So this is how we're still alive after a crash.
Guys, thank you so much for the gifted subs. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Pepe po-poles the lights.
Papa po-lalangha.
Water gelatin, sweetener.
Egg drink, meat pie.
What the heck?
Restricted item!
Cake recipe!
I have a cake!
Drink?
You'd be dead without this thing.
Never thought I'd be thanked for a pony-express grub.
This machine was empty even before the craft.
Swansy saw to that.
Aw, no coffee?
Looks like it'll be soup again for dinner.
You want a rock, paper, scissors for chicken noodle?
How much food do we have left?
I'd say like four months-ish?
less than their remaining air supply, but we can make it last.
In theory,
we'll be starting to poke mo' holes in our belts pretty soon to pull that off.
Man, my model straight up stuffed me when I get back. I look like Swansy.
We'll have a rad story to tell, though.
They might even write articles about us.
We could be on TV!
We could do so much for the gifted subs.
Uh, it'll impress the ladies, too.
Hell yeah.
The real problem is us running out of toilet paper, fatal stuff, man.
We should leave that part out for the press.
What the fuck?
Damn, how long are they gonna be stuck here?
What the...
Express?
Which way should I go this way?
Medical?
Fuck that utility cargo.
Oof, we can't go this way.
Ain't you supposed to be figuring out our great cargo robbery?
Why are you standing out here?
Oh, why are you standing out here?
No, you're goddamn business.
Everything is my business now because of Curly.
I don't want to keep having this conversation.
Right now, Capitano.
Oh, right, right, Capitano.
I'm working.
Blue-collar fools can't afford to stop working,
even when the machine does.
Go figure.
And before you start, I'm taking a break.
Don't you worry.
I ain't gonna break my...
I'm going over my break time allowance.
Ha!
Some do things, why should I get to subs?
Working on what? How does it look in there?
It's a solid wall of foam.
I'm trying to see if I can break it down enough to get something useful out of any of my tools.
But if I breach that foam and break the air seal, it slides out for all of us.
I ain't letting anyone else mess around in there.
Steven Daisuke?
He's your intern. He's supposed to be helpful.
You think I'm letting that knucklehead in here after the crash rusted up?
up. Our so-called nurse nearly skewered her leg when the vent hatch was opened during maintenance,
and that was before the crash. I warned her, but it's one ear and out the other. And there's
that teeny bopper thinking holy with his downstairs long nose. Just like my useless kids back home.
So no, I ain't letting anyone mess around in there.
All right, Slanty. Keep me updated.
Freak. Open the cargo hold.
Jesus. But I use it.
739. 739. This pipe must have broken
off during the crash. Right out of the cold.
Scanner? 739. Cargo, medical.
What was on the other side? We never checked.
Oh look, oh, medical.
He doesn't want to keep still anymore.
What about the painkillers?
He, it just hurts him so much I can't stand the noise.
You didn't make it through nursing school, right?
Bonnie Express sure knows how to cook corners with nothing else.
Oh, also, well, mmm, I was hoping you could help me with Captain...
Curly?
Right, sorry.
With Curly's medication.
People have to be worth their titles.
Why don't you think nurse on you?
Yeah, forget I asked.
I'll take care of it.
Jesus, girl, do your fucking job!
Doesn't get a single anymore.
Unfortunately, Anya and Swansea's playlist survived the crash.
What? What their playlist?
These are all we have left.
Damn, Rob, baby, give me some of that.
This Ben has been busted forever, at least according to Swansea.
Probably be on wreck right now.
Whoa, yeah?
I don't like this anymore than you do.
You know what they say.
Pain is how we know we're still living.
I can't bear to listen.
Excuse me, sorry.
Oh my God.
Having a good day?
Just wanted to say...
I did a good thing.
I gave him madness drugs.
Oh, I could have kept them for myself.
We don't have a whole lot of painkillers left, but you still want to keep why you think you did it.
Does it matter? What answer would make you feel any better?
I have to believe that our worst moments don't make us monsters, Jim.
I have to, even in his case.
He tried to take us all down with him on ya.
The way I see it, there's two reasons to keep him alive at this point.
That's the important bit is that we all agreed to it for one reason or another.
Oh! So at the beginning, when we crashed the ship, I was him doing it on purpose.
Oops. I'm still feeling nauseous. I need a minute. Damn, bitch.
All right, so what's this way? Are we doing this the right thing?
Let it be medicine, food, or water. Well, get on with it. This is all you.
I want to duly noted that I had no involvement in this
What do you guys think we've been shipping if it's spare parts?
Maybe me and Swansea can repair the ship and we can get out of here
Right Swansea
Quit me amping
Come on. Let's open it. This is so exciting
All right, so we are on a ship that got fucked up
by the captain and we are to deliver stuff
but we had a crash and now we have a bunch of stuff in the cargo that we're
not supposed to look at we're not supposed to see it lose your nerve
Jimbo but we're gonna open it anyway are we doing the right thing it's time
oh shit what was the code fuck 7 4 7 3 9
it's not 7 3 9 4 5 1 7 oh god we're gonna
open it what's gonna be in there monsters
I'm playing my my handbrake seven days
before the crash fuck are you listening
god damn it thank you so much for
that to get the tips thank you yeah
yeah damn I'm so sorry couldn't sleep
But I passed the psyche, Val?
Well, you gave the same answers as last time.
I do wish you'd open up a little more, Captain.
These evaluations aren't just about you.
As long as I'm fit to fly in your eyes, Anya...
Oh, stop.
Yes, that means I only have one more you, Val, left to do.
Jimmy?
He acts as if I do these things for fun.
I have to make a report with things like... I have found myself sexually excited at the
sight of cartoon horses.
Huh, well, I could take it off your hands.
Really?
I've known him a long time.
He won't try any bullshit with me.
I suppose you are the captain.
I am the captain.
Thank you, what a relief.
Oh, before I forget, Swansy asked me to give you this.
They can't expect me to perform miracles.
I'm not sure what it means, but it sounds like fun.
Well, look, Captain.
What the look?
Dr. Jimmy and Swansy.
That is to describe his experience as intern so far as,
awesome, super cool, and like totally awesome,
like really awesome.
Should I be worried?
Yes, you should.
That's still broken, I see.
Calendar, anxiety.
I've been bringing the same playlist long for years.
When it's right, it's right.
Yup.
Damn, look how nice the ship looks, lounge.
Oh my God, it's so different.
A trucker is kinda meal.
Kinda fast, kinda cheap, kinda edible.
Trusty food dispenser.
The door to my quarters, I'm still on the clock though.
I'm totally expressed that they don't provide
on-board entertainment.
Feels like there's always something broken in that room.
Tool parts starting to show her age.
Passed inspection, right?
shouldn't be an issue.
Plus they added diceki last minute.
They didn't account for W5 of us now.
I really should have made a bigger stink about that.
Is this like, are we in a spaceship or a submarine?
Like, what kind of ship are we in?
I should go up Swansea first.
I answered my question.
Uh, spaceship.
Okay.
I took the axe of what I did.
Emergency cryogenic pods.
They have about 20 years of backup power.
Oh shit, we're gonna just scroll ourselves!
I can see the issue.
The kid was brought on just to make me suffer.
In turn, my ass!
I was just trying to fix the bank!
How did that trigger the emergency phone?
Cause you're talented in all the wrong ways.
I would've dealt with this, but only you can unlock the axe case.
Every goddamn thing has to go through you.
I'll handle it hanging there, dicey.
I see me to be nosy and look around
The sounds is teaching base. He's a base
A long way to go strong stuff, huh?
Get it through your goddamn skull that been strictly off limits fully fucking collapsed inside
We're looking to get impaled electrocuted and cooked
Yeah, but like
You can't fit in there to fix it, right?
So I can totally handle it. Captain, give me the axe, swansy.
This could have damaged the pods.
You can't let something like this happen again. Yeah, yeah, I got it loud and clear.
Get the axe until you clean this all up, yeah?
You'll be to be big boss. My gramps was super huge and he lived up until like 60.
What are you standing around for?
In this mess up.
Main tonings.
I take it on your diagnosis with being sane, then.
Just off-center, but that's what keeps me on my toes.
I'd say I'd do yours.
I want to hear all about those cartoon horses.
Is that something you were born with or a reason to vote?
Alright, alright, shut up.
Let's go to the cockpit.
What, oh fuck.
My corneas, what the fuck?
I need to leave this here just in case.
You can't just make something up for this.
It's not like these evals ever go anywhere when we get back.
Full power through it.
Have you been able to complete your mandated tasks as co-pilot efficiently?
And to your fullest capacity.
Err, let's see.
I'll just put good for that one.
That's all of them, done and done.
Power things otherwise, off the record.
I like it.
We're in control here.
I didn't think you'd ever take the being a freighter pilot as well if you have.
What with how you struggled back on Earth?
Sure, all I ever hear is how great of a leader you are.
Honestly, it's kind of annoying.
So what is it?
Hm?
How COVID always seems like you're standing on the edge of a bridge with your feet in cement.
Lately I've just been thinking.
Is this enough?
Can I just stay here because I've been successful at it?
A good long haul freighter captain?
That's... that's what I'm saying. It's not.
But... it's terrifying.
I think... am I figured out? Is this all I'll ever be?
Do I take the risk and try something new?
Even if I'm bad at it?
Hmm... I guess I get it?
You reached the highest rung on the ladder.
So now you're thinking you might be on the wrong ladder all together.
It's still a long way down from the top no matter how you look at it.
While I'm still climbing and climbing, something like that.
But hey, hey, hey, you know I believe in you.
Here, on Earth.
It doesn't matter.
Here on Earth doesn't matter.
Ah!
You should write that one on the psyche well.
Message?
Oh no, the big guys themselves.
This is my cue.
I'll see you later.
Who would be right me?
I think news can cooperate.
Thank you so much for the gifted service and cue.
It's all, it's all mouthwash.
All of it.
Is it?
The benefit of higher wages, shorter hours, and security.
Enormous profits, no spikes.
Government control, no worry about no stain your own.
Spill at home, dragon breath presents.
A revolutionary new dental hygiene product.
A brand new formula designed to kill bacteria
and kill germs while leaving a bad taste.
All day, fire fresh.
Dragon breath to mouth loss.
This is...
Mouthwash?
Unfucking believable.
There's gotta be an ocean of this stuff in here.
This room looks friggin endless.
This is what they'd have five people hauling for over a year?
All of this?
For mouthwash?
The sugar content probably offsets any potentials of disinfecting.
Disinfecting? What are you?
Let me see that. 14% ethanol.
Ha! I suppose we'll smell good at least.
That's right kiddo, you can bet your ass on that.
Wh-what are you doing?
Stop that!
Oh shut up!
I'm just an old cauldron taking care of his dental hygiene.
You hear that?
That's the sound of 15 years of sobriety popping like a sis.
A glorious, magnificent, magnificent, red hot sis!
Good riddance and cheers.
To Captain Curly, here, here!
Best anyone can get seriously blasted off this stuff.
Yeah, and kill you in the process.
This can't be real.
But Charlie, do you think you're so much for the gifted subs?
I- There's no way.
Now we can go out and style.
Nice cake, come here!
Anyone ever teach you how to drink like a man?
Man, I just do not drink mouthwash, please.
Break up the news.
It is dangerous.
You don't want to do that.
I need to tell them.
Surprise!
Look at your face.
Oh my God, they're singing happy birthday.
Hey, gotcha.
Cheers.
Oh, wow.
What's the occasion?
We only get one communal birthday party per trip, right?
So we can have it whenever.
Only one person can really be surprised birthday'd per trip.
We did swan see last fall, remember?
No way, I can't believe I missed that!
You were next on the list, so congratulations.
Hate to say it, though. Your duties have to extend to even your own birthday party.
You're the only one with clearance to make the cake.
The recipe is there by the machine. Hop to it, Captain.
Bake a cake.
Could you sneak an extra packet of sweetener in there?
Just getting... maybe? Nah, totally kidding.
Unless... sorry for jumping you. This whole thing is corny.
But you know, it's kind of a tradition now. I daresay I almost look forward to it.
Hm? Nothing yet? No, I agree.
Oh, don't look.
Oh, God. Get the tubs. Hmm, I think you need to use a code scanner.
They're really getting a lot of mileage out of that thing, huh?
You'd know how it is.
Pony Express being either cheap or lazy.
Usually both, no?
You're gonna use the Pony Express to write a cake recipe?
At least make it correctly.
You should find the ingredients in the recipe in the kitchen.
Swans, you really like that cake? Don't tell anyone.
Hmm. Time to make a cake, baby.
Ooh, what's the restriction?
Oh, yeah.
Two, three, four, one.
Mix water and gelatin mix cake base and sweetener. I got the sweetener
What was the number of three other one?
Water gelatin cake base
Water is 3142 gelatin 421. Thank you for the 10 give yourselves
Water gelatin cake all the cake base. What's the cake base? Oh wait the water and the gelatin make the cake base
Okay, okay, okay, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, okay, so I put our extra water packet holding your auto mixer, the cake, and then with the cake, you have to put the sweetener on it.
You said you wanted two packets of sweetener, I kind of want to get it.
Come on, call me.
Like, holy.
What's up?
Hello.
How you doing?
Hey, how are you?
you're pretty good congrats congrats now of course we're not done yet though we're
not done I mean yeah you gotta be laundry you know yeah they sub right now
right the sentence you go down to what's the 88 hours oh wow only 88 hours that's
Let's uh...
Let's not allow it all I'm concerned chat.
Do they not want the sub-thunder to continue?
89 hours, what are that like, 2 hours?
248, thank you so much for the good PC.
I think I just need to check if I want to keep streaming.
That's what I'm doing.
Oh my god.
Oh, because I was changing my PC dates around.
Pick a fucked up chat.
What happened?
Are you okay?
Oh, I played a game and it required you to like, mess with your PC.
So...
I had to change up the time and date on my PC
What are you playing?
Why is it called mouthwashing well, I'm on the crew
Okay in a spaceship and we're delivering this big cargo and
the ship crashed
Because the crew's captain is crazy
They work for a company where they're not allowed to look at the cargo, but they've been trapped and there's no rescue and they only have four months of food.
So they were like, we gotta see what's in the cargo and they went to go look and it's nothing but mouthwash.
What? Okay, and I guess you figure out why?
Well, yeah, we're trying to figure out why, but also we're stuck there. We're trapped in the shit.
Oh god, that's not good. You should get out of there.
With no escape.
You... chat. Has Maastrat leaving yet? No.
I can't! No, I'm in the past right now. I just baked myself a fucking cake.
Whoa!
Well, I don't know if... I'm hoping that it's safe.
Because we're gonna play a game, right?
Mm-hmm.
Just leave.
At least when you die, your breath will be minty fresh. That's true.
What's a toast?
My crook!
Oh, well, your...
What?
10k off. Blood's record.
Yeah.
We're so close Connor
How many hours are left of this bonus sub thing?
It ends at 3 a.m. tomorrow
So three hours in the morning
Well from now until 3 a.m. Tuesday morning, which is 4 p.m. for you. How many hours?
19 hours 21 hours people say 21 hours. Yeah 21 hours
21 hours to get 30k subs, huh?
I like to be done. You can be done. I don't see why not. I don't see why not. Why not?
I don't know. Why not? Kind of like that stream. I mean, if chat...
Hobbs, I mean, yeah, I think when you get close, everyone's going to be like, hell yeah.
The solar system? My hair up in a ponytail?
No.
Headphones off and I can't hear you.
Okay, I will be right back. I'm right here. I just can't hear you. I'm just pretty
Oh, this food is so greasy. I kind of regret it now, but hey, like I went into this I guess it's okay
It's so greasy chat. Oh my god, there's two greasy
I need a Bud Light to wash it down. It's good. It's amazing. It's an amazing Tongatsu
Oh my god
That's too oily
I need a Bud Light
That was for Bud Light
Bud Light for what?
Where did he eat?
Chad, what did he eat?
Oh hungry
This is very greasy
I can't process greasy food
What did you do?
Yeah
I got a process
of dealing with greasy foods
Not alcoholic.
Wait, you drink non-alcoholic beer?
Yeah, I pretty much only drink non-alcoholic beer.
Sam Bolton is coming to the front and says,
What?
Yeah.
What's the point of drinking beer if you're not going to drink it with alcohol?
Because I like the taste of beer and this beer tastes great.
You like the taste of beer without alcohol?
I love the taste of beer and this one has like zero calories, zero carbs.
But no one ever.
No one ever I like zero calorie beer. Is that crazy?
Getting up. Hey, look, I'm starting to get that age, you know, uh drinking beers takes a toll
Also, when you have a greasy tonkatsu that only like a beer can quench
You're like, but I don't actually want a beer, like I just want something that tastes like a beer, but I just drink an alcoholic one.
You just don't see the point of drinking a beer with an alcohol in it.
That's the same thing while you drink a coke, you know? Like, it just tastes good.
I don't drink a coke in a year, I don't even remember what a coke tastes like.
Yeah, like if you were to drink a coke over a water, like you just drank me, you know?
I don't even remember what a coke tastes like on it.
Okay, that's good. Bad for you.
I'm 31 and I can drink 5 beers.
Again, no, no. I can drink 5 beers and I'll be fine.
It's just like I'm trying to be healthy.
And this thing is zero carbs, zero calories, zero puddings.
What's the thing that gives you gout?
Gout?
Yeah.
There's a disease you can get from drinking too much.
drink too much beer, purine's purine's?
Um, drink too much beer or like the protein crystals?
Um, you can get it from drinking too much beer or meats?
Eating too much meats?
Um, uh...
What are we talking about?
It's an acid that causes it.
Yeah, there's an acid and beer that can like make you get gout.
What gout is?
No, what is that?
as commonly referred to as King's disease because only the kings used to get it way way back in the day
Basically like
Maybe you'll be walking or just sitting down and like any kind of like breeze or anything that touches your like toe
Would be like a horrific pain or like discomfort
But now I sense it with how it these crystals fuck up your body
Really
Crystalline looking gross in the joints of your feet. That's horrible.
Oh, it's like arthritis.
It's a form of arthritis. Oh, wow, I didn't know that.
Well, I'm trying to avoid it. Didn't even know it was real until...
I sort of rubbed one day and he's like, yeah, I might have gas.
I don't think he does, but for a while, there was a worry that he might.
What?
And I was like, how do you get it? He's like, oh, I'm doing too much beer and eating too much meat.
And I was like, shit, that's all I do.
What the fuck? What's wrong with you boys?
What do you mean?
What are all these crazy things?
Eating meats and drinking beers? God give him rights?
Mh?
I can't eat meats and drink beers, what the fuck has the point been around?
Hey man!
What the fuck?
Sorry.
What?
The old base, sorry the buff was to add to the effect of the freedom.
So yeah.
You know whenever you go to the doctor in Japan or anything ever they just always ask
like this like question and they always ask like how much how much how much alcohol do
you drink and it's always like a very way too wide of a range.
It's like never once a week or three times a week and then it's like every day and
And it's like, okay, like, what if it's like,
sometimes one a week, sometimes two a week, two a week.
And I like how I think-
I drink beer every day.
The fuck?
You think I drink beer every day?
I think you drink alcohol almost every day.
What?
I spent half of my days on fucking video games with you.
How, how would I drink?
Because you go out a lot.
You go out a lot and you go out and drinking.
I
Go out like a max like two times a week
I remember when you went when you went to the UK you were like drunk every day
That doesn't count. That's a vacation
Everyone knows vacation drinking is not the same as normal drinking come on
But you go on vacation
That's crazy. That's different. You're always on vacation
I'm not always on vacation. You go, you go travel a lot
Okay, yeah, I don't I don't go out of the UK is different as well. Okay, the UK. It's like compulsory that I have to
But it's also compulsory in Japan
No, no, I sometimes don't drink
Now I don't cuz no one likes to fucking drink in America is boring or okay
Then I love people don't like drinking. I don't want to drink if people don't want to drink, right?
It's okay to admit that you drink every day. It's fine.
What? What the fuck? Why are you trying to make it seem like I'm an alcoholic?
You're not an alcoholic. You just drink every day.
What? What is this gaslighting?
What the heck?
That's so mean.
How is that me saying this?
You're just making shit up.
There's nothing wrong with it. It's fine.
Dude. No, no.
There's gonna be like three people to watch this clip and I think that you're being serious.
It's
Don't because then I get fucking like messages. I'm like fucking emails being like hey, man
I got I'm an alcoholics anonymous five months. I'm like, dude
Because I'll be like they watched the clip or some shit with the fuck. I'll be like I'm not
The best of alcoholics almost reaching out being like hey man, we saw the streaming mouse just want to reach out
And I'm like god damn it man, stop fucking saying things that are true
No, that's for drinking in the UK and I interesting my words
Classic gaslighting technique is really
I'm not gaslighting, I'm just saying, because you do drink a lot, it's okay, there's nothing wrong with this, like you're drunk all the time.
What the fuck?
That's it, that makes this sound even worse!
It's also drinkable.
Stop thumping clips!
Alright.
If we don't get 200 subs, I'm hanging up now.
What?
Right now I'm leaving.
Please, dad!
As revenge from Mouse's gaslighting and lies.
Dad, help me! He's gonna hang up on me!
But he's gonna go in and have a drink.
What the fuck?
Who the hell is she?
You know what? I'm leaving regardless now.
No!
Sophie, thank you so much for the gift and subs.
Thank you so much for the 5 gift and subs.
Raleigh, I thank you very very much.
How do you think you really get the subs?
I wanna please have a beer.
He's gonna drink a beer. I'm so furious. I'm gonna leave and drink a beer.
Hey, thank you for the time gifted subs.
I don't care if you're a fan.
No, I didn't. My stream starts going to the starting scene screen.
No!
I said, Chad, I'm gonna come back now.
Up to you, Chad.
Do the most stuff, we'll fix it.
You almost said 273.
Help me, Chad, help!
Help so I can come back!
You won't thank you so much for the time gifted to us.
I'm thankful I get the subs.
Yes, bye.
Let's make it stream, guys.
Make it stream.
Make it stream, guys.
Don't do things so much when I'm gifted subs.
Come back.
I'll come back once you get me a beer chat!
What the fuck?
I'm just joking. I'm joking.
Sorry, I'll be actually sad to see you're...
I'm funny that was alcohol in this beer.
Gonna be good.
If I get the subs...
I'm pissed that you broke my new subs.
Did you really get at least two new subs?
I think you did, right?
I think so.
Why?
Usually you're gonna hang up on me. I'm terrified.
why why would that terrify you okay okay okay well you know they can fix that
what couple more subarinos guys from a couple more game that'll be that
Ludwig why is the monkey angry he's not he's just deflating slightly I think
so he's a really big bag so I think it just it all naturally just deflate
slightly over time but you know how they say right the the brightest stars
shine bright and burn fast there was about those pretty about a saying that
I messed up I want her to cost to stuff him probably quite a lot but I don't
think he would have the same shape
Oh, my book. Sorry.
We said 90 hours?
You could use... Oh, 90 hours sounds good.
Of course, we're halfway there.
Well?
Yeah.
Brought a Stahls' Bun Bright. What great saying, Connor.
How about I take my medicine?
Alright, take your medicine and I'll do some factory building.
Okay.
Some factory building.
Done.
Did it in you would stuff me for free hi
He said you'll stuff the monkey for free they were me I'm just a chat thing weird shit
Now that means there they want to stuff the monkey not me oh, that's still soft sauce don't talk to my son that way
Why
I told him to stop being weird.
Perverts, perverts, the lot of you.
I'll forgive you for five gifted subs each.
That's the only way you'll forgive him.
That's why he went to that bar.
Oh?
I don't know.
Oh god, I've 11 notifications.
That's not good.
So what you can do if I get this one?
What does that mean?
You know, notifications, never good.
It's never good to have notifications chat, as you know.
I'll kiss you now again.
Hey, I'll give you a five-year vacation and go.
You should have killed me earlier.
Two years on, yeah, two years as well.
No, no, no, no.
I'll give you one sub.
The Isekai Man.
Who the fuck is the Isekai Man?
The Isekai Man.
There's a three-month subscriber.
I was like a...
I was like Joey or Garnt Sultana again.
So what are you up to today?
Mm-hmm.
I've watched the CUNY's concert.
Oh, yeah, that's today.
Yeah, I'm sorry, because I was supposed to sing in it,
but I couldn't, because we couldn't get a tight guy in time.
Ah, next time, next time.
Yeah.
Dad, thank you so much for the fight you did so just.
And then I did some singing.
Yeah.
And then we prayed and mouthwashing.
That was all day?
Yeah, we did see him for a while.
Also, the object took some time.
Ooh, okay.
Yeah.
Two hours.
Did you do the, uh, razor sponsor thing?
I did that yesterday.
How did that go?
Oh, well.
Yeah?
Yeah, we watched the razor comb.
Nice, nice.
Yeah.
Oh, you nearly had 90 hours.
We're almost there! Can we bake it?
So it'll make it to 90 hours?
Very close.
Very close.
Do do do do do do.
Oh wow, someone give 20 and they got a bonus chance,
others give 10 and they got a bonus 14.
Oh my gosh, I wanna really get the bonus 14.
Your Twitch sometimes is like crazy generous.
What?
God damn you're a good catcher all.
That's crazy.
Absolutely insane.
I don't stress she's pays our big money, huh?
Yeah, which is crazy.
This is a really cool promotion. I'm not surprised they're doing it for five days.
Oh, of course, because it's a lot. The rolls have been crazy.
People do got some nutty rolls.
The bonus sub actually pays the creator. I was just adding a sub. I believe it pays the creator. I don't know why it wouldn't.
He breaks, he's the one who gets the subs, he's the one who gets the subs
And it's not even like it's like uncommon, like I see a lot of people who get five and I feel like a lot of the time
They're getting bonuses
We hit 90 hours
A lot more exciting than just 30% off. Oh you hit 90 hours, nice
We're really close to 273
Uh, yeah, you are, you are nearly 10k away from, from what?
I think very close to
These ones are the five written shows.
What are we gonna play? We gotta go back to the...
We gotta go back to the assembly line.
The factorial.
Did you see my crazy quartz thing?
No.
Oh, you didn't know Tommy logged off yesterday?
No.
No, I see.
I'm gonna go take a look.
It's pretty gnarly. It's pretty gnarly, chat.
I wanna see how do you do these ones with 20 different subs?
I wanna take a look.
Man, push me to give two bonuses there for the 20.
He's sad.
This is the greatest god show ever.
This is a really smart idea, in church.
We want to give it for a five gifted subs.
Hey, I agree.
Give subs to Mouse. Let's get the record.
Is the bonus thing sponsored by Valorant?
Yes, if Mouse gets it, Mouse has to play Valorant.
Huh?
To thank them for all the bonus gifted subs.
Will you play with me?
oh well you know maybe I'm busy I'm busy that day actually what the fuck I'm not
busy that day but I didn't even uh can you say that real quick no because I
you're gonna say you're busy that day I'm busy that day my birthday I'm busy
that day you're not busy on my birthday you never will be busy on my day so
you tell me on your birthday you want to play Valorant you will never be
busy on my birthday that's a crazy to say you will never be busy on my
birthday. There could be something up. No. Yes. Come up.
Well, that's I could think of number of emergencies that would be more important.
Emergency doesn't differ story, but if it's not an emergency, then no.
Hmm. I haven't seen so much for the Friday at the films.
Hmm. Also, I don't want to play the iron on my birthday.
Yeah, I was gonna say, I was like, I doubt you would do that.
If I have to play Valorant, please play it with me.
No.
Ask like someone who's good at the game.
You don't want to play Valorant.
I was a joke, by the way.
I don't want to play Valorant.
You don't want to play Valorant, so don't even bother wasting your energy and annoyed about if we're going to play Valorant or not.
We're never going to have the situation.
But we're going to play other games.
We are going to play other games, none of them are Valorant.
A lot of them.
We've played a lot and we will continue to play a lot.
A lot of lot.
Yeah?
Sure.
Would you rather play Funko Pop Fusion or Valorant?
That's okay.
You just ask Matina if I want to shoot myself in the face or shoot myself in the face twice.
Kind of like the birth of two percent result.
That's a great question.
And probably both is similar.
Yeah, but we're going to play Funko Pop together.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a sub goal.
We have to do it.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're gonna do it.
Oh yeah, yeah, sure
I don't think I don't think you really I don't I don't know I think you're just saying that just to get me shut up
What?
They just ain't nothing in me to shut up
It's alright
What hmm, yeah, I agree
I
Said I agree
I'm gonna play it.
On confusion.
Yes, together.
Yeah, of course, yeah, of course, yeah.
I said yes.
Ah!
We're gonna play it.
I thought, of course, of course.
I suddenly, you agree to a normal statement
in your sauce now.
You know, what's up with that?
No, I mean, yeah, I could do it.
I wanna play it for sure.
Yeah, I promise.
Yeah, of course, yeah, I promise.
No, no, no, pinky promise.
Of course, pinky promise.
You can't break a pinky promise.
No, yeah, of course, yeah, of course,
You know what happens if you break a clean your promise?
Yeah you die you die in a horrible fire that's why.
Yeah and you don't want me to die do you?
Okay no I die.
No I die.
You die?
Yes.
Does that lift the curse of Fungipop even?
Of me dying?
No if you like if you were.
You want me to die?
No no no I don't want to die.
No everybody in my chat that you want me to die right now.
Where did you get that from?
from. You just said. I did not get what you know you're extrapolating here this is not
this is not what's happening. You like you ask me a question a random question. Ask me
a random question about anything. What kind of question? Anything. Anything at all. Anything?
Like the most mundane question. Anything? Anything at all. How much do you appreciate
okay no no no no I know I meant like that's like a real question like a
question someone would ask like a normal question it's a random question yeah
won't play games are you happy no this is not what I was getting at I want a
normal question that's a normal question I don't know that's not a normal
question no one asked that no no no normal question please
normal question the day that we met were you really happy what the heck are these
questions normal questions we talk this is not a normal question to ask someone
these are all normal questions this is not normal question to ask something
okay one-hour argue I meant like you know do you like bug a king or something
that's a normal question you know that's the kind of questions I can be
asked okay what is this shit that's my normal question why are you laughing
All right, because you meet your mind doesn't mean that we all can't see or even if you look away
We know as well. All right
All right, ask me a normal question
So generic normal question
Last time you thought about writing me a letter
That is not a normal question and never normal question, please
Do you like Pepsi? Oh
See you want me to die
That's what you that's what you do. I mean, is it that bad are you gonna die if you take a sip of Pepsi?
No, exactly. That's what I'm that city. I can't I can't argument
I wouldn't have Pepsi Jesus can't get sponsored by Pepsi now. Oh my god
Oh, no, well, like that's the kind of argument you'll make I'll be like man
I like you know, I like I like porcelain. You're like, oh you like porcelain, okay?
So you want the fall the Chinese I'm about to happen really is there like what what if we get mad here?
How did it happen?
No, that's not how it is
That is how it is. That is how it is.
That's not how it is.
That's not how it is.
That is. It is how it is.
That's not how it is, Connor.
Connor Cahoon does not how it is.
Timothy Small.
Alright.
Stop Timothy Smalling me!
Timothy Small.
Mouse's real name.
I heard one moment.
One, six, but second that I thought
it was the same one.
Yeah, you don't be playing with fire, huh?
Little Timmy?
You don't want this heat, little Timmy?
Come on in, you don't need my name,
my story, I'll never talk to you again.
Yeah, well you better be careful,
say my name, hmm?
Who knows, am I saying back?
Nah, just kidding.
Just kidding.
Don't even joke like that.
Hey!
Well.
I never.
Never?
Nah, I never would, Timmy.
Fuck you, right?
Ah, shit, I said it again.
Late, true and real.
So I boldly presumed that I should have to write a letter.
Why the fuck should I write a letter? What kind of question is that?
What?
What was the last time you thought about it? Nobody thought about it when I was writing the letters, okay?
It was just a question.
Terrible question.
Do you get sad when we don't talk for a day?
No.
No, because we always talk every day.
What did you get sad when you didn't talk for a day?
You made an answer in your head.
Would it be sad if we didn't talk for a day?
Uh, wouldn't mind.
Have fun with it.
Play some video games, you know.
The day goes by fast.
I'm hanging up the call.
Okay.
You made yourself mad.
Just sayin'.
I'm very upset right now.
I didn't make myself mad.
You could have said something.
You could have said anything else!
No, no, no, no, no.
You could have said anything else, Connor!
Are you done with your meds?
Yes.
You are?
Okay, good.
Well, I've got an extra dose of copium for you to take.
You're so nasty.
Are you ready to build some factories?
Yes.
Why are you laughing?
I'm not laughing.
You're laughing at me.
I'm not laughing at you.
I'm laughing with you.
I'm not laughing.
You're laughing, right?
I am not laughing.
There's no laugh coming out of my lips.
Okay.
Well I'm ready to game.
Oh my god.
What? At least that was in the world. Let me in!
Let me in!
No, come on. We're about to make a way.
No!
We're gonna make you wait.
What's so mean, dude? What the heck?
Why?
Because I could be getting efficiency right now.
No, you're gonna give me some of my chat and I'll be right back.
That's crazy, Chad! That's crazy!
I'll be right back, Connor. I won't even get to talk to my friends.
She's saying crazy things!
I promise.
Crazy things!
I'm gone.
Be right back.
Why are you blue-balling efficiency? I'm not!
I'm literally trying to be efficient here, Chad.
No one's ever accused me of not being efficient.
Let's never... I've never had to be accused.
Oh, you're lying. You look so tired of not being efficient, Chad. That's why.
We found out what the factory makes, Copium.
The car is still in the lake.
Well, that's good, we can fix it.
Oh my god, that food was so intense, I'd honestly regret ordering it.
I wish they'd made like a half the size version.
Very full and disturbingly gross.
Why is Tim always like that?
Are you liking better Minecraft?
Um, way better.
I don't like Redstone.
Redstone stresses me out.
I like that in this game, I just build the factory man
Your knives and pork right now. I'm big pork. Tell me oinkin
Oh God the UIs very intuitive is
I just like fish and such as a crazy you have big hands. I don't have normal sized hands
hands. These are very normal sized hands. I think so. Not yowie hands, no. No. I'm tired
of walking on them. Holy shit, giant hands. What? You're fucking lying. Why does bro
yo hands so huge big ass hands? Okay, thanks. Take this. Camera's adding the cat is not
There's no, they don't look big, nothing looks big.
All right, my hands are not big.
They're normal sized hands.
I don't have King Charles hands either.
I have normal sized hands, okay?
You know what big hands mean, kind of giant cock.
Okay, well maybe I'm the anomaly with that,
because, yeah, well, you know,
everyone's saying big hands, big cock.
Why does no one have normal hands, normal cock?
Why is there no saying for that?
Why is there no saying for like, wow,
Well you know if you're average, you're average, you know?
Why is it always big, big shoes, minks?
Big, big boys, you know, like, what's up with that?
Who keeps coming up with this shit?
We should strive to be normal.
Not big, normal is great.
Okay, spammed.
What was his converse?
I just think there's enough.
I was talking about the biggest, the smallest.
It's never about the most normal.
I'm talking about your cock.
Not talking about my knock.
My knock?
Your knock?
I can't English.
Your knob?
My brain is my function because I haven't been efficient for five minutes!
Calm down, cockmen.
Ah, the efficiency!
I need to be a very good holler!
He's Christ, he's looking naughty in his seat.
I'm not naughty in my tea, what?
I said you're sweet!
Sweet Queen of England, what in the Christ have you said?
What are you talking about? You're the one talking about a big cock!
Where you talking about me?
I've been slapping my cock on the table before it was caught!
Stop slapping your cock!
I'm gonna get a pee!
Put your cock in your pants.
Put that cock away.
Jesus Christ.
Enough of that.
We are about to work in our factory and be efficient.
We can't have any nonsense cock talk.
Absolutely not.
Oh if anybody's here knew shit my bag, uh I did not talk about that that wasn't me that was him
That wasn't me
If you guys have a trice on the table like a big fucking cock
So everybody that you have a big fucking date today and slap that crime on the fucking table right now
Yeah, slap that shit on the table
Hey my name is Iron Mouse
Continue game in Redland.
Connor Shat? Hello?
I'm taking care of you!
Connor has left the building.
Oh wait till I show them what I built.
The dimensional uploader.
We can learn how to do this.
I've done it seven days back. I've never done it with anything in my life.
What is this?
Congratulations, Mousie, on making it to the end of the month.
Thank you!
It's my birthday today and seeing you succeed in smashing all these records and making so much for charity is a perfect way to spend my day.
Congratulations again to you in chat.
Happy birthday.
I hope you have an amazing, incredible birthday.
You deserve it.
Almost and the world's goddess wig.
You queen, I hope you have a wonderful time working on the wig and I'm sure it'll be beautiful.
No, don't join it.
Okay.
When you're not there, when you're not there, you're like sitting down drinking coffee. It's so cute.
Oh, okay. I'm washing your strain.
Yourself.
You see all my floors?
Oh, wow. Oh, that's so cool.
It's so cute. You're just sitting there.
Alright, invite me.
When you leave, when you leave, you'll be in random places just sitting down drinking coffee.
Oh, that's funny.
Yeah.
That's really awesome.
What's more awesome is get him in again!
Oh, I'm not here yet
I'm still loading right now. I'm here. Hey, do you not see my look at this beautiful thing I made? Yes, it's incredible
You don't see how far away it goes. Yes, you're crazy
No, what's crazy of you give me a sports sauce right next to
Dimensional okay, how does this work?
Anything that's in here
If I put some, I don't know, some fights in here.
Okay, so it's loading water at a time.
How do I get it out?
I can get the upload, it changes the upload speed.
I need to like, get stuff to upgrade it.
How does it work?
Supposedly you use the builder.
So right now we're gonna have the,
oh, we have the, oh wait, you put it up over here.
It's in your inventory.
What?
What do you know?
Oh, do you have all the cubes, by the way?
Press tab.
It's on the side.
Oh, you can get it from there.
That's so useful.
Yeah, we can make different ones and connect them to every single machine.
So we can access stuff from every machine without having to get water.
Roger, there's cubes.
Yeah.
I have them all.
Come on, Oz.
50. Is that all you have? Oh, well, okay. Yeah, you don't need them? Yeah?
Well, I did, but I think we need to prioritize the expansion first.
I agree. Okay, so none of my quartz machine is working. Crazy long quartz machine thing.
I don't know what to do next. I guess we got to build those things at the top, but I don't know what those are.
Like the things to celebrate the smart place with 577 and then next to it like scaffolding looking things
Yeah, I don't know what that is
Versus our framework
Okay, I'm single words. You say chair. It's an easy
crazy
Powering
Maybe I'm gonna check if we
You have a plan for those good
My lights on working
Where is that?
Uh, near the coal.
Yeah, you remember the coal, Lucia.
That's in that far away.
Four hundred.
Which ones are steel beams?
Uh...
Yeah, we got a ton. We got like four hundred easily.
Yeah.
You remember where you got the steel pipes from?
You gotta mark things,
because I can't describe where they are to you.
What do you...
Where are they? The pipes?
Like, east of the base, on the map, and you wanna look for the part where I built a really long vertical, uh, movement-chacked thing, cuz that, like, moves them. Remember?
Yeah, you're close to that. I just saw it on the screen.
Yeah, it's this way in there. I see it. A long vertical thing.
Yeah, that's the one, that's the one. You got it.
Why, I hear the tracks.
The tool belt expanded. No alien organisms were harmed during the creation of this tool belt.
Thank you.
It's the, um, the high-speed connectors yet or not.
SPK, which one's those?
It looks like, like, green microchips are famous.
I don't think we can, yeah. I think we're a little off.
I think we're close.
I'm going to re-click, and then I'm going to let this out. I'm not over here.
Well, certainly, this is not my work.
Uh, now we can't yet.
Potential for harnessing alien energy completed.
Fixit has identified two development tracks requiring additional research to integrate summer sluts safely and efficiently into Fixit technology.
The log organ contains structure, contains instruments to compose synthetics approved in modern sampling.
Shines to evolution and revolution.
I see. It seems we truly are building understanding.
Smoopoo!
And I'm being...
I guess you're speaking to me.
I don't worry about him.
Those guys don't know shit.
Don't even talk without a lawyer.
Okay.
You're set the lights?
Ah, I don't know what you're sure it could be.
Silly gal.
You're a silly gal.
Yeah, I'm a silly gal.
I do silly things.
I think we're getting out of a parachute
and I deployed it and it scared me.
Right off.
Now you know the truth.
Oh, well, then, I'm done.
You did?
Yeah.
Good shit.
Good to hear.
I like hearing what you know you're doing.
Research is my passion.
Research is your passion?
Yes.
Oh, oh yeah, it is actually.
Research is the role of me.
I need more reanimated sound.
Reanimated sound?
We've got so much.
Yeah, I will.
Wait, did you use all the ones from the bin?
Where's the bin?
Remember, we had a reanimated Sam mine.
Didn't forget that one?
Yeah.
You got it all from there, right?
I didn't get all of the little things.
Fuckers, we have, like, I mean, near 7, I have a limited supply there.
Definitely haven't a reanimated Sam one of them.
Yeah, now I haven't touched it.
It should all be down there. It should all be working still.
And, like, on.
What if it's on?
full? Yeah right I feel so. I think reanimated Sam is like one thing that we
absolutely do not have a shortage of. Because I also have another thing working
that has a pure reanimated Sam and on this certain it's pretty like full. I'm
gonna go check on it right now. That was a game no lag bro my PC you should hear it.
Yeah I've got a full reanimated Sam. Another storage container.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
Oh, you're good on your own, son.
You're the depot?
Depot?
I'm not the depot.
Oh, you're not, right?
Ah, I know you're not, but I'm just thinking about it.
We should make one so that we can make a tractor.
But the paddle too in front.
It carries 25 cells.
So that's coming, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, that limited sound is good.
We need...
Ah, we need...
Couple of those...
...modular frames.
Hmm, that's a two dollar note? Yeah, I'm just down.
What else do we need here?
Is there another mine set up for everything?
Sulfur? We don't have a mine set up for anything?
You think we're going to need a sulfur mine or something?
Sulfur? What is sulfur used for?
Uh, it's lotion and stuff.
Okay, well I'm going to make us a sulfur.
I think, like, that's not big enough.
Dammit, if I had a plate, I could just go crazy.
Smart plate's done, the smart plate might be done as well, I want to check on that too.
Dude, flying in this game is so sick.
What's the advantage of this game?
Infinitely expand and conquer the entire world.
Make it your own.
What's not to like?
I think I'm going to make a bridge chat with my base here.
I think I'm decided.
I'm going to make a giant bridge.
Exploring this world easier.
And I've got all...
We're double the production going.
Dimensional expansion increased to 200%.
Refining manipulation of SAM allows us to now deconstruct non-living matter down to its atomic components in one dimension,
and store it in basic bound states in another.
We do not resonate with the Trigetson. Do not worship the Nintendo.
Desecrate our temple gifts. This shall be our hittiest hour insults.
My intention was not to encroach, if that is what upsets you, nor was it to dispose of material, I do not waste.
Dimensional upload speed increased.
Part of the kinetic and thermal energy released during that conversion has now been repurposed to aid with dimensional shifting,
allowing for new pipes to be transferred in a short time frame.
Look at this.
I am in a bunch of iron plates.
Make a criminal line.
Your shallow mines create shallow solutions.
Pretty ripples.
Shallow mines? Pretty ripples?
I certainly hope that wasn't meant to include me.
What are you saying?
You want me to do it?
I- I- This thing allows you to put 400 iron plates in
so I guess we can put like a limit of everything in there?
We could just like...
put in a bunch of everything so like iron plates we could just max out
out so that like if you're traveling and you need iron plates you can just access it yeah i mean
if you start uploading we can start uploading like a bunch of stuff you know
yeah just max it out because we have a ton of iron plates so we want to be able to like have
as many as we need soon you can upload from inventory oh my god that sounds amazing
that sounds amazing oh i probably enforced iron plates in there
That's fine too. We need we need we can max out on that. I already put those iron plates I put in there by the way those reinforced ones.
Oh you put them in there.
Yeah I put those in because we're getting a lot of them. I think my factory's making quite a bit over here.
Yes sir.
Yeah we should just start putting some in there.
Oh yeah everything. Put a little bit of everything in there.
So you can grab it when you want. I need one more modular frame I'm coming over this module frame right now.
and then I no longer need any more modular.
You need to get more Mercer Spears?
Do you have any Mercer Spears or not?
I put some in the chest. Did you take mine out of the chest?
Yeah.
And yeah, I got none more.
I don't know how you find them.
Oh, using my little, uh, little, uh, there's like a radar thing.
I might go Mercer Spears on things in the day.
Oh, okay.
But I wanted to see what else I could do.
Oh, I have to research the high speed connector.
I can do it now! I have plastic!
Oh no, I didn't get plastic. I'm an idiot.
Getting that plastic is very lucky, I guess, huh?
Yes, it's all criteria language free. We have...
A what? Uh, criteria language?
Yeah.
Uh, yeah, we've got a set for some criteria. Wow, that's awesome.
I think it's all being turned into wires right now.
Do you need the wires? What do you need them for?
The research and stuff.
Yeah, I'm going to go back to the lab now.
Don't worry, I got some one man to see me whatever I'm running.
Okay, I want you to need more. Let me down a little bit.
I want you to look at this stuff.
And you're taking me to what?
What is this stuff?
I want you to look at this other thing.
Here, buildings.
After several pioneers started exhibiting traumatic responses to power blackouts,
it's a developed mitigation tools recommended by a local therapist.
Power storages can hold excess power to delay or prevent blackouts
and the eventuality that your factory's power consumption exceeds the notion.
To simplify, these are rechargeable batteries.
Power towers carry power lines for significantly greater distances than poles,
facilitating factory expansion and exploitation of this environment for the good of fix-it and humanity.
Uh, how many steel beams are in that container, though? Is it old?
No, it wasn't old.
Hmm, okay.
And it was a mix of steel beams and a pipe.
Yeah, I've been changing it when I've already got too much of something.
Okay.
But now it's making a bunch of steel beams and I've changed the pipe just a little.
You need these bodies of this box? Do we have the body?
Yeah, always.
What do you need it for?
Air Indian Air.
Oh, by the way, you know where you can get forts now, yeah?
Yeah.
Right next to the base?
Yeah.
Good.
Get it out of good solution.
Make it so you can upload stuff into the storage container at ease.
Oh, babe.
We just talk in a little store, a little storage container, and then like have it feed stuff
into concrete, and hot heads.
Oh, you finished already.
Research completed.
High-speed connector recipe unlocked.
New Caterium research available.
It's adding it.
We just add a bunch of building materials so that you always have thumb.
It's going to clog the dimension.
No, well, I know it'll just take a while. It'll just upload everything slowly.
But note if it's maxed out on the item, it won't do other stuff.
Yeah, but if I was only going to put one stack of something in, yeah, or like two stacks, it should be fine, right?
Oh, okay, I'm done.
Oh, I'm not sure.
No, we can't actually move.
I'll just leave that here.
Why do I have so many iron ingots? What is up with it?
I'm holding so many iron ingots, like I'm more.
What about the safe horse?
It's cool, right? He's not just any of this stuff.
When did it work?
Are you joined?
I have stuff on me.
Let's go. We need some of the fight you deserve.
Drop the score. I think that's all we should fight.
I need one more.
There's way more than enough spheres on the map.
We should be able to find one, apparently.
If I see easy make, you should definitely make more.
How are we going to?
He's sorted. Let's go.
I finally pressed the soul button. Shaddy, are you happy?
I said it couldn't be done.
I don't want to bend these iron ingots, I feel like it's a waste, I'll just make plates.
This streamer recorded say beans.
Okay.
So you got me.
And now I'm like an idiot, I'm like I'm strange.
Are you happy?
Zipping on the massive power lines?
I do want to do that.
That is part of the plan.
So what do I need to build the power lines with?
Concrete, steel beams, wires.
I have a cable factory, right?
What the fuck is my cable factory?
Where's my cable factory?
Where's my cable factory?
He's eating a hundred roaches.
Beautiful.
Steel beams.
Wait, honestly, what this makes?
Power line.
I was moving slow.
Oh yeah.
And yeah.
I'm going to literally cry a chapter of slow.
What am I going to do as a streamer with my chapter of slow for a woman when I play
the most efficiency-focused game?
I've kind of been locked in.
I'm so locked in.
I'm going to put these plant proteins over here.
I don't know what that's going to be.
I have to junk in this one.
Oh, okay, next thing.
Epitubes. Sounds fun.
All of this sounds very useful.
Aww, okay.
Epitubes are great.
Industry plant right here.
Me thinks this guy's an industry plant.
You think?
You can make a cannon with them as well and fly across them there.
Yeah, since you convinced me already, chat.
It's my wire factory.
Okay, luckily for us I have enough to buy the next upgrade.
Ah, the hypertubes, you get hypertubes now.
Now we can do hypertubes.
Most of them reached.
By adding hypertube entrances at both ends of hypertubes, pioneers can achieve two-way travel between locations.
They are also, error, percent safer than jump pads.
You dreamed of moving across factories like boundary sources such as rocks and water and fix it listen to your dreams.
We watched them, we took extensive notes, hypertubes, because fix it makes pioneers closely monitored dreams come true.
You can do cannons.
Wait, how does this work?
Encrease.
Oh, I need the concrete thing.
Oh, my brother's suspicions.
I'm scared of you.
Oh, let me out!
Oh, okay.
Got a line of entrances that in a row you will gain exponential momentum.
That's me.
Now that we can go giga fast now.
Let's try it out.
Let me go up vertically.
Scuffed me.
Let me just change for a second.
There he is.
Waiting for your buddy.
I'm sorry.
Oh that's too close.
I'm gonna crash like...
You found one?
Yeah, but this time, uh, I think I found this place before because there's nothing in the box.
I think this was the one that had the open one. It didn't mean nothing.
Why does it want to-
It predicts in my moment.
I gotta build the support.
Ah, okay. Do the tube, do entrance later.
What?
I'm trying to figure out this hyper tube nonsense.
You can do whatever you want.
Thank you.
Why do you laugh at me this way?
You can't just come to the end of the room, place it in the middle of the hall.
Like this entrance is gently on the view.
Why can't I do that over here?
Last chance of question. Only one entrance per two.
Eat my balls.
Yeah, I think I can.
I'm gonna bio-fuel and grab some.
Why not tell me things so much like I did something to you?
I'm trying to put bio-fuel in right now.
It might take a moment for us to all go through.
Okay, it is going in now, I believe.
It will give it like a minute.
It's going pretty fast.
But not fast enough.
Hey, Mouse, if we gift subs after the time does no longer go up,
do they still count towards the goal of overtaking Kokokara?
I've long been trying to...
LAPS THAT PRIME ON THE CABEL LIKE A BAKE FUCKING POP!
You can tell this falls real.
So, everybody, there, you have a BAKE FUCKING BABY TODAY!
LAPS THAT PRIME ON THE FUCKING CABEL RIGHT NOW!
I'm experimenting.
Don't always get it, right
I'm gonna lost again that 250 subs during the hype train. Let's fuck that moon
It's so jank, but I do understand it
It's so annoyingly jank.
I'm not a figured-out-of-cool way to get around.
I'm just...
I love some Kula.
POTATO!
No, I did figure it out, Shat. I just didn't know what the way I intended it to be.
There's this.
Okay, I had it.
Is it too far away now?
Nope. That's what we're trying to get.
That's what we're trying to get.
I have modular frames. Wait, where's modular frames? The...
Which one's that one? Which one's modular frames?
No, just play.
Oh, oh, you've got modular frames. Sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm lying.
Yeah, it's in the factory. You got them last time.
Oh, that's not good.
You don't want emotions from the posing force to be in it.
What?
Sorry, I'm just trying to make a cannon.
It's stuck in that side, don't worry.
It's up on the side, I don't know how to get it.
Oh!
You can't make a cannon.
Don't make a cannon, you're just kind of at the work.
You know that?
I don't understand, honestly Chad, I don't understand how this thing works.
There's a core, right?
Yeah.
You're getting close, but I can- I know I'm close, I just couldn't get it out.
He's tough.
He's tough. He's tough, man.
Your last attempt failed because of no entries in the final two.
That was it.
What the idea?
What?
I only want to take that.
I don't understand.
Holy fuck, dude.
This shit is so lame.
Yeah, just-
The way this- these tubes build is very frustrating.
Yeah, I'm just trying to get this to work, and then I get out.
It isn't obvious when you can flip it and when you can't.
I just want you to tell you.
It seems like it worked, but it didn't seem like it worked the way I wanted it to.
Uh, there's an issue there.
Uh, because there's gaps in the terrain, perhaps.
Crazy, what we built so far.
Yeah, it is.
Does that be hard?
Yeah, we're at 90 hours and 15 minutes.
Thank you so much for this episode.
Did you find it?
Yeah, I found it.
Oh, shit.
Is this your fucking tube shit?
If you want it.
Oh, don't you stand.
Like this one?
What do you tell?
Oh, I'm scrolling.
Face down, scroll.
Maybe just a thing or two.
You can drag the mouse up.
It'll just cut the bread.
Is this real?
Oh my.
It's not complicated dude.
Like it doesn't...
I already did explain it, but like...
Need a little refreshment.
I'm gonna forget.
Research shows potential for processing planetary nutrients for pioneer bandits.
What do you research?
You know, in here, my research available.
Ooh, this is fun.
But how do I make it better?
What's the main issue?
Hold on a sec.
Oh my god, I need one more rotor.
You make the tubes short.
You're using an exit to slow you down.
Rotors over, daddy.
Rotors?
Uh, another base.
Now, 15 of these in your chief warp speed.
They're so focused now.
Did you find a rose?
Didn't you need help?
No.
Wow, we're so close to 274.
Oh no, it's there.
Oh, it's here.
Slow kick. I am slow kicking.
That's the jacket here. I kind of like it.
Fuck it up.
That's my best.
But honestly, I mean, getting around with the zip lines is also pretty damn fast.
You know what I see?
Oops, it's pretty fast here.
a cannon if you want to try it too. Did you find the roaches? Ooh. Oh, do you need
sulfur? That's what I was going to do, I was going to make a sulfur power plant. Okay,
I can make some, I guess. I was like, I don't want to make one of these power plants,
because I don't know how they work. It can reach pretty long. I was like, I'm going
to get the 50 things from sulfur, don't mind me. I'm going to do it. I don't
know if you've seen what I'm making right now. No, I've done that. I'll have
giant power plant line for the other variant.
Three different?
I think so.
And right now it's a big shit.
What's that software that's going to make you a little...
I found an Imperial mode.
I found that there's a pure mode not too far.
Oh!
I'm not going to get that.
We're going to get that.
Okay, let me...
What do we use that for?
Let's make it the other power line plant, the V2.
generation research options are now available. These may enhance performance of other fuel sources.
Can you like to know what it is?
How do I get a name?
A dude?
Yeah, isn't it cool?
Dimension thing?
What dimension thing? No, I'll move it.
That's where it's always been.
It's feeding into a copper thing.
What do you mean?
No, no, no. The copper thing is feeding into the dimension thing.
Yeah, yeah, put stuff in the thing that feeds into the dimension thing.
Because I'm feeding the storage so I don't have to constantly keep putting one thing in.
There's so much there.
Uh, you gotta be careful.
if we go with a limit we won't be able to um uh it'll clog it that makes sense and so don't
don't just put it on him straight away oh dude the fucking power line thing is gonna go oh
wait this is sick wow dude dude you gotta try the zed line
There's everyone goes crazy!
Follow the giant power lines all the way out.
Like swap to the next one when you get like done.
All off. Power lines are sick!
Zip lines, you keep ziplines in the next power line.
Okay, over here. There it keeps going.
I found the sulfur goes too.
Well I found where I didn't.
That's the giant water.
Yeah. I found a slug.
Oh, did he hit the little slug on the side?
I was like I got that puppy.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Uh, it might have felt...
It might get me subbed.
It might get me subbed.
Self-harrows.
I should have taken a...
This is where the... the... thing is in the water.
I might need to get...
Yep.
There's not an opening.
There's not.
There's not a...
Hmm.
That fell off.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Which self-advance do you think?
What's the left?
Left? Make it closer?
Oh, the whole map? I have made a series of...
...diplines.
It's what it is, though.
And it all connected to power.
Let's see what we've got here.
That's so sick!
Did these power lines are the best thing?
Yeah.
That's so fucking cool. Yeah, it's so sick.
Which thing?
Can you like bring down the wires?
I mean do that. I forgot how to bring down these wires.
You in the water over there? Yeah.
You like this? Yeah. How do I get the thing in there?
Where's the, what do I need to get it to?
Maybe we might need to build a foundation.
It's in the water? Yeah, bring it in the water.
There you go. There's still a wire towards it.
Okay, I can do that too, I guess.
There you go. I got another one too. Hold on.
Yeah, I can go up.
Do you get it?
Oh, it's on your head.
You can pick up the power again.
I don't need it.
Sorry?
You don't need the power there anymore.
Yeah, I mean I'm just gonna leave these wires if you want to get line up back up.
Oh!
You can do that if you want to.
Do you want to jank though?
Don't lie.
Oh my god.
Stupid jank, I lied.
Just trying to get up.
You can do it.
You just gotta keep pressing click and you know, you'll get it.
I found a nurses here.
I'll get it for you.
I don't know what I want to use.
Every time I fucking reload, I ask people what I want.
Okay, I got the message.
What the fuck is that?
Are we talking to you?
Uh, yeah.
Are you used to it after a while?
You all right?
Yep.
It talks to me a lot.
It talks to you a lot?
It does.
Okay
What symphonies are you running?
Oh, what is that? Good belt the chainsaw
Yeah, I'll bring it back to you later. Hold on. Let me kick Jesse. I'm cooking
man I should have gotten the thing okay okay okay I hear this easy I heard it
Jeffish! Okay so what are you selfish for? Huh? What is selfishness? Bombs!
B-B-Booms! I'm just gonna do something real soon.
B-B-Booms! The kabooms come! The kabooms! Okay, I'll get her.
I'm just gonna do something real soon. Why are you looking? Why are you looking?
You just smell sulfur or is it just raw?
I always rock on it. I think. Really?
It turns into like black powder. I think that's cold makes black powder. Yeah.
It's black. So do you need black powder or do you need sulfur? I need black powder
Or I need sulfur to make it. You understand? That's what the effigies call it.
Yeah, I see. The effigies.
What is it? Is it in the foundry? It's in the foundry, yeah.
No. What the fuck?
Oh, we can make versatile foundry.
And we can make automatic one.
Yeah, let me see.
I see. Okay.
We need two black powder.
Right.
See the issue we have here, Lance.
That's a big one.
Who is Lance?
That's it all of us
Most impressive
This amount of sulfur to be worthwhile
Can you click that on the thing
I can use MK 2 for now and just upgrade them right there's no
What grade is that?
Are you crazy?
Let me just watch the MK2 for now.
Hmm, yes.
Or make a truck system.
Hmm.
He thinks I know what a truck system is.
Okay.
I don't know what a truck system is.
I can't read.
He knows everything.
I can't read.
He all lost.
Buddy.
Thank you so much for the fight with the subs.
Thank you, mate.
What I can read.
I can't read!
I'm gonna say I can read money.
If I can't even do that correctly.
I guess not.
Cause I just fucking failed at my own...
devious invention.
Mmm, yes.
Iron plates.
Iron... iron plates?
We have like a million of those.
Can you give me some?
You know where they are.
Uh, you can do that now.
Okay, okay, but why do you need iron plates?
Build a ramp.
Okay.
Alright, well...
Can you... you wait a second?
Is there any like, other nuts?
You don't have a choice, sorry.
I'm fucking out of the concrete now.
I guess I have to come back now, cause I run out of materials.
Why?
Okay, I'll come back now.
Alright.
Alright, I'm coming back.
Yep.
What do you need?
Holly, how do you know where the steel plate's at?
Wait, where are you at right now?
Okay, okay, okay.
Give me a second then.
I gotta fucking like, run all the way back.
How is the concrete out of the thing as well?
We had a concrete in that, too?
Oh my lord. Wait, is anything being uploaded or is it clogged right now?
Did you clog it?
I'll be the judge of that.
I'm nearly back.
Thanks to my fucking sick and cool ziplines.
Oh, sorry?
I'm leaving.
You've got that mischievous sound to you, like you did something bad.
I always sound mischievous.
Mmm, sound extra mischievous.
I see this machine's blocked.
Oh, look at me.
It's blocked!
oh my god okay you know what happened what happened that big that big creature
the big whale looking creature is stood on top of it and it clogged it when it's
there on it I'm sending in iron plates I'll be there the way to okay okay okay
Okay, I get it. I get it. I get it. Ah, I get it.
You're full of lies. I've heard and seen enough.
Seen and heard enough.
A lie.
What are you on the mercenary?
What are you on the mercenary?
Why do I put it?
Why do you want me to put it?
in my hand okay well okay that's you follow I'm gonna put in the chest of
base in my hand in my hand in my hand
how the slow to think okay cool whoa you gave wow you five subs and twitch gain a
bonus nine wow that's some crazy lock that's your gods on your side my friend
Yeah? Yeah.
You got the skill thing, Jane?
Yep.
Right here.
Now we can get this thing upgraded, which is nice.
I have brain damage.
What?
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
I have brain damage on me.
Mallstar reached.
Improved storage containers and the conveyor belt Mark III provide the obvious necessary tools for improving your current setup.
The production speed is of essence after all, so work hard, work as if every person you
have ever or will ever love is depending solely on the choices that you make.
Because they are.
Warning, fix it psychologists recommend not dwelling on the crushing mental and physical
strain of your responsibilities and simply continuing to be productive.
Hard work has repeatedly proven to be the best cure for any kind of stress.
Hard work is the best cure for any kind of stress.
Yeah, that is correct.
You make some powder.
What kind of stress does that do you need?
What's up?
The AICI have brain damage.
Okay.
Let me do that.
What is it for me to do?
The effigies, Connor!
Okay, you keep saying the effigies and I'm like, it doesn't mean anything to me.
You know that, right?
No, the aphagees don't mean anything to me.
That's called brain damage, you told me.
That's a little bad, bro.
Alright.
That's all there's to it, Sha.
We've got Sha.
Alright, Master's Sha, here's the sub, I gotta fucking...
Come on, come on, she has brain damage.
Watch it up!
How she's gonna cut the moon like this?
As usual, you know how we roll.
Um, problem is...
I don't...
Well, we understand the actions of my own
Dealings if you will see this this engage
All right, the problem is now we're getting so big that like
My characters struggle and to keep up with the size
You know I mean other than it matters much, you know, but uh,
You know, this is nice to feel like stuff's going your way in life
But hey, who needs that on me?
So my next choice, wait, I guess I'm making a bomb factory, which, hey that's cool, I don't really know why I'm going to do that, but I guess we need bombs?
So I always find out bombs, deep. I'd like to think so, I'd like to think that my bomb factory will be deep and filled with many bombs.
I don't know how many bombs I need, how many bombs do you think is enough for me to check?
I flattened the landscape. Does it actually flatten landscapes? If so, I'm screwed out.
I wasn't down, and now I'm down if that's the case.
It's a girl's best friend. Oh.
Look at this thing.
I'm making my bomb factory in the only place suitable for a bomb factory.
Above the ground. I don't want my bomb factory to touch or mingle
with the ground. It'll be a pure bomb factory.
A bomb factory of greatness.
This one needs a bomb right now because it's a giant-ass thing on it.
I thought that's just no good.
Okay, so I guess I gotta build the um...
Slap that crime on the table like a big fucking cock.
So everybody that you have a big fucking dick today
and slap that crime on the fucking table right now!
I didn't build a power line down here.
But what? Miners. Miners chat.
How is that hard to understand?
We've literally spent hours mining things. Miners.
Not the underaged children.
The thing that extracts minerals from the ground.
Same thing has been the rest of the game.
Why do they build an MK2 mine?
It's fine, let's figure it out.
Okay, so now that I've built the coal,
I guess I'll just cry.
Fine.
Okay, so once I've built out of it, I need to build an Assembler.
They can be assembled. Ooh, exciting times, huh?
Bombs are very fun to build. Okay.
I'm asked to show you everything in... wow, Connor.
Bomb factory in this era?
What does it need a bomb for? You've already dispensed world peace to this land.
And you'd be right in thinking that.
But when our mission is not over yet,
And honestly, it might never be over. That's the scary part. You just never know.
You mean more efficient. You know the real war is the war on being more efficient?
As you will know.
I'm trying my goddamn hardest here.
Respectively. Respectively, Chad.
Black powder is being made.
Wow, that's fast.
There's my miner thing that's set up.
This thing's gonna be like, gonna be zooming.
But now that I've built my miner.
Not that one.
Where is my mine? Where is my mining?
Hmm?
There it is.
Look at all that coal being extracted from the ground.
Okay.
So, Master's Chat.
I also want to say Master's Chat.
Where do you think we can get the record?
I think it would be kind of insane.
Master, get it?
I think we should hold.
It's quite hard to get there.
If you're on my channel, then sub on my channel.
Let's help Master get to the record.
The record would be crazy.
I'd be really fucking sick.
Don't bother subbing on my channel.
Dead Master channel.
I'll be right now.
You know what to do.
Bro, just make a jump head.
I thought I don't do that.
I thought I don't do anything you ever tell me to do.
I thought whenever you tell me to do anything, I will do the opposite.
How about that?
Doesn't make you feel?
Last day, well, we got like this day and what we got, we have just in the 24 hours of the bonus subs.
And realistically, I think we can easily do it.
But you know, obviously
We'll go a bit of a challenge to go and chat. I think we can get there. We just got a
Sub away. I can't see if you guys are subbing right now. I trust that you are I'll check right now
Based hey look, I think we can get this record. I genuinely think that I think it would be really fucking cool
I'm asked to have this record because I don't think it's a very easy to be record by any means
I'm gonna be really fucking sick. I'm nearly on my way chat
My magnum opus is being constructed as we speak. Yes. Oh, it's marvelous. Yes
Actually, no, this is gonna be I'm building another really fucky-wocky long
Mine thing. That's what I'm calling it. I guess I
Guess I've decided I'm gonna call that. I don't know why you have to settle on that man
We can always discuss
later with the branding team
About what to rebrand this thing to
Cuz we are gonna need a rebrand for sure. I think sky bridges are just the coolest way of transporting anything chat
All right, am I crazy for thinking that way? I don't think so
Put trains in them and then we're cooking look we can look we can do trains chat. I'm happy to level with you and do some
trains
You know I mean I'm chill with that. I like I fuck with trains too. I'm like you are I'm like you for real chat
I fuck with trains, right?
Ummm, how's it to be...
There's so many...
...mans in Japan, exactly.
So I know a fucking train, you know what I mean?
I know trains, trust me!
Also... I'm dumb.
But that's another thing.
Another... problem.
Do not forget your subs, they're all of the matter, chat.
Okay, I have a... I have a good, good, good, good boy idea.
It's very difficult.
I call to make steel...
But to get steel I need like everything, fucking everything.
This is all in pure garbage.
Well, there's another train, three of the trains in Wales.
They're not good, but we have them.
I mean, they're, they just sleep on them now.
Fuck, chat. I'm trying to...
People, some people over are watching on the house.
I see right now I have a couple of nightmares going on.
I have a lot of inefficiency.
We all know the worst thing a man can have,
at inefficiency. Oh my god. Oh my god, there's shmovement. Help me out here shmovement.
I mean, actually baby sits. I'm like Coca-Mellon for people who are like, optimization. What
do we want? Optimization. When do we want it? Now! When the wheels on the bus go round,
round, round, measure the efficiency and the friction coefficient of the trains.
If it isn't lined up perfectly, grease the wheels or fix the tracks or fix the train
not everything. There we go. What's that? What's that for babysitting, huh? He's lost it?
Friends of MagLife. That is the one easy way to fix it, but look, we don't have that
technology yet, so we're dealing with it, you know what I mean? We're in the skin
with you, actually. Industrialism has taken everybody, as it should all of us. None
of you should be inefficient in my chat. You should all be showing signs of efficiency.
I need to build another steel plant, I think. I think steel is going to be
a big burden. I mean I could... wait I can repurpose those ingots into steel because Master
researched that recipe. Could be a game changer, huh? Wait Master, no it's the pipes! Oh man.
So Master's Chat right now, what I'm trying to figure out is, one, how to look cool.
So I've been figuring out why I'm tired all life, two, efficiency. As you know,
A big burden to mine.
And then I've been trying to wrap my head around.
Oh, how do you be more efficient? I don't know.
Keep trying.
But I do believe we will get there.
Okay, I took way too much concrete.
We're still beams you're going to go check, Kierkin.
Dude, my movement is crazy, chat.
Are you still making pipes?
His movement in this, like, affects a bit.
Honestly, it's kind of the same.
the same way your character has like momentum and you turning your camera like
shifted around. Pretty nice. Holy twine! And then Twitch gave a time I saw that.
God damn! Mmm! Mmm! Some efficiency from Twitch right there. You'd love to see it.
I don't need this much water going. So I guess I want to continue my Skybridge.
I guess? I mean I don't really have much on. I guess I should use my hyperlabel and
spend some fucking money on that stupid wasted shit. Alright Mouse the
How you doing a brother in Christ? How can you be efficient without overclock?
I don't know how to overclock chat whenever I watch this fucking Linus take two videos like yes
If you're overclock your eyes, I'm like what the fuck you talking about?
They go you got to go into the boot menu. I'm like, I'm gonna go in the boot menu Linus
I'm never going in the boot menu. You can't you can't pay me the only time I go in there's when the sun
has hit the fan
I'm not going in the boot menu
It looks scary and the graphics are nice and the mouse is big for some reason. I don't like it
It's not that I don't have the standard, I'm just gonna fucking stuff it up, I just don't like how it looks, and it freaks me out.
And I think that's valid. Linus, so fuck you Linus.
I don't know why I'm like, I don't know why I'm angry at Linus, Linus seems like a really cool guy actually, I'm sorry.
Hello!
Linus catching strays, nah, he's really not. I'm just jealous, where's he at?
Oh, you don't even have to let go on this boy.
So good at...
I nearly died, chat, because I forgot to press my parachute.
No, no, actually, okay, no, I want to say that. I want to, I want to dispel the rumors.
Not to get my parachute. I just chose to activate it differently.
Just like I did just now.
This is going to ruin my efficiency for sure, spending all these plates on this.
Eh, it's crazy how far away this thing is, dude.
I'm not looking at chat. No, I'm proficient at that.
I just choose selectively when to ignore you guys, because
Some of you guys say some dumb shit.
Some of you.
Are you saying shit?
What's up?
Welcome back.
What's up?
Thank you.
Oh good.
Ooh nice.
You're hurting me Tommy.
Ooh I hope you're okay.
Yeah I'm okay.
Ooh nice.
I hope you get yourselves holy shit.
Alright.
Off it?
Okay.
Off it.
Dad I hope you don't mind that I eat something really quick.
I'm trying to build the biggest waste of steel. I'm trying to build a gunpowder factory.
I don't know how much we need but uh, why not? I think we need to build another steel factory.
Yeah but I just don't know... I don't know where there's another, I don't know where there's another thingy.
What would you call it? Coal and iron close to each other?
Oh, oh, Brad sounds good.
Okay, now that sounds fire.
Oh fuck, that sounds fucking do-le-show.
Do-le-show, as you would say.
There's some materials.
I'll fucking kill you, don't tell me that.
Even while I wasted so many on that goddamn thing over there.
My gun powder factory.
It's like it's no closer to being realized.
I may as well go and research this thing.
What do you need right now?
Is there anything I can do to help you?
that's a no? Exist? Okay. I guess that's helpful. Your current steel fighter can be like eight
times or more steel products. Really? Yeah, maybe it's super inefficient. I mean, I gotta
look at it. I mean, I could just upgrade everything and like double the capacity like for MK2 minor
things. I'm just kind of like, I don't know. Honestly, building new stuff is way more
fun than going back and optimizing the old shit. What's the golden slog do? You
Please destroy the old and rebuild with the new.
Milestone reached, blueprints reduce repetitive building tasks, further optimizing your progression
towards saving Earth, with its beautiful ecosystems, abundant natural resources, and sunsets over
frolicking puppies and kittens.
The blueprint designer allows you to build and combine structures once and then duplicate
that configuration effortlessly.
Many complaints about the spatial restrictions will only reveal your own inefficiencies.
Stay parts of a motor, okay so I could repurpose this factory.
I don't really need a motor factory anymore.
But I do, well I can make iron ingots with it.
Nope, I can eat butter now.
You eat butter?
It's him!
I'm going to butter my bread.
Okay, yeah okay.
He's so good.
He's so good.
Now what all the hoopla's about now?
Where'd you ask me?
Nah!
I'm just, uh...
I just gotta rethink my strategy.
Just right now I'm a dumb bitch.
But I'm good, but he's so good.
I'm jealous, boss. That's so nice.
Mm-hmm.
That's so yummy.
Hey there boy. Bring your plates to me.
What a task.
Can't eat a lot of it though.
I can still do that a little bit better than nothing, right?
I can just eat as much as I want to have.
Yeah, I'm just...
Do you want a dance?
Maybe you should want a dance.
Do you know what's wrong?
I'm not thinking big enough.
I gotta think bigger.
I gotta think bigger, chat.
I'm just not thinking big enough right now. That's the problem right now.
I'm limiting myself and I won't stand for it again.
I won't let this dumb bitch, perhaps he's me,
get in the way of my life again. No sir!
I didn't think I would have done this.
No, no, no. The heck no.
That's me. Yeah, I'm gonna be some real fucking spaghetti here,
lives together is working. People's factory. They're not doing shit right now. They're
foundations. Look, I'm gonna fucking throw this shit off a cliff. I'm point
chance. Don't worry about it. So what? What the fuck? How do you do that?
Damn it, my spaghetti poles. They're fucking everything up. Who's the
dumb bastard who put these poles here huh? Oh wait it was me!
He's probably just pushing it in the dust.
He's hard.
You know what tastes good?
Flatter.
Yeah, water does taste good.
I don't know if it's water.
Alright, I'm making a fucking mess here but it's gonna be fucking beautiful out
of the town.
I'm making a bit of a mess.
I'm gonna go look where you're going.
Aw, it's in there.
It's in there.
You look like an, oh my god, wow it looks awesome and it's definitely not a mess.
You're like, oh my god, this is amazing.
What are you looking at, huh?
I'm looking at your work.
What do you get, eh?
Connors.
Mmm.
As someone who's inefficient would say,
me in my efficiency
flat.
I don't have a normal iron thing.
Oh.
I put some water in the box, then.
I don't think it's always water.
Compacted coal unlocked.
It is physically smaller
more powerful, but its carbon footprint remains enormous.
This fuel upgrade can be used in coal-powered generators and vehicles.
I think I've made like a shitty little thing here.
Let's build it now.
What is the problem I love, huh?
But no, I'm there now.
It's a hundred per minute gap.
Ah, this is a very inefficient way of making the thing that I'm making, but oh well.
I'm making something and it's like...
I'm making it in like an okay way, which is like very sharp, you know?
Where are the rotors?
The rotors? What do you want?
I got them, though.
Oh, they're on me. They're on me.
I got rotors on me.
I got hundreds. Need more?
I got them.
Tool belt expanded. The latest data indicates that the Mycelia possessed sentience.
Don't worry, we have been given permission to harvest and repurpose their remains.
Connor, you can now hold five things in your hand.
Hey! Awesome!
We're gonna get... we're gonna make some really...
hmmm...
maybe stage changing?
Okay, now we're gonna make it crazy long.
Reinforce iron plates around?
Uh, yeah, the arm and the base are still making them.
Look at this fucking machine shit.
It looks horrendous.
Oh, it is. This is like...
That's a sad way of doing what he's doing, huh?
The smart splitter offers advanced settings that can improve conveyor belt logistics.
I made a smart splitter.
Hell yeah.
I can use a smart splitter now for conveyor belt.
What does that do?
I don't know, you should check it out.
Whoa!
Dave, thank you so much for the request.
I can't, I can't have it, but this is a hard one.
Do you know the miners? I'm not looking at the same way.
Extra small splitter?
I mean...
Where is it?
I'll give you a sec.
Whoa!
Yeah, that sounds like a lot of stuff.
Yeah, I think a lot of other gifts and subs.
Yeah, I just unlocked it.
Oh, wow.
That sounds very powerful.
Yeah.
That's amazing. Yeah, that's amazing.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
It's all thanks to my research.
It is proving to be fruitful.
I hate to admit it.
I don't know if that's true.
My research is great.
Who's there?
Uh, hurry up.
I just need to go.
I'm sorry, fuck roses.
We're going to only stay the game now.
Hurry up.
I'm off.
Is this spaghetti?
I haven't made a wee bit of spaghetti.
Oh yes.
Can we have the reinforce plates, can you take?
Can we have the reinforce plates, can you take?
Italian factory?
Look, it's not clean, all right?
It never was going to be clean, all right?
But you know what, Chad?
You know what could be clean?
Your attitude.
Hmm, hmm, do you think about that, Chad?
Oh, no.
What?
Oh, oh.
Well, are you there? That's right.
Oh, are you there?
Mm-hmm, yeah, sorry.
Are you the only man?
No.
Dude, it's crazy how fast time goes in this game.
So I was like, man, it's billy roll at 9, it's a 10-15.
Yeah, I guess who sucked into this game?
I'm too locked in, Chad.
It's a problem, okay?
I just, I want to just mind what my friends are doing here, okay?
I'm gonna be here with you. I do not know what you just said.
The Crateron Plant!
Oh, that's you.
I know for good.
What? What? What? What? What?
Where is the Crateron Plant?
On West of our base.
Remember when you blew up that boulder for me the other day?
I don't remember.
I didn't hear anything.
The boulder you blew yesterday for me?
That's like that.
It's literally like you should uh, you see it?
Yeah, you're flying right towards it.
It's not like a big platform for it.
The electrician thing doesn't want to look like a big deal.
I was really close to 275.
How are you? How are you?
I'm on my way to retail and plan.
It's got to work. Thanks, guys.
My spaghetti's too deep.
Honestly, it would be smart to just restart here,
because my spaghetti is so incredible.
I mean, I'm so far deep in the spaghetti.
It's ridiculous.
You're being...
Yeah, I think it's where the coal is, right?
uh yeah I need to get some of those two or any ten of them
I'm coming over with you. I'll rush you there.
uh ziplines. use the big the big pylon
you need more pylons. I mean you're gonna beat me.
I'll miss. I'm losing a fucking thing on it.
hey let's go. there's one.
how are you doing? just got here.
no I got here. I'm already here.
I'm already here. I'm here too. Okay. How many steel beams you got by the way?
Wait a minute. Let's hit the silver
Why? Oh, you'd still be
Yeah, oh you take those ones. I think you needed steel cubes. No
I'm done a spot. Yeah, you can take this one tonight. Yes
Hit it never again for the number one hurt her phone
Don't be a baby.
What do you mean the first place you're holding on there, huh?
Me?
Mm-hmm.
You're in your six?
Yeah.
Man, my factory is fucking sucky.
That smart placing is done.
Alright, look at that.
Something down.
Thousand smart places.
Wonder if they're gonna make the dumb place.
He's 93 hours.
Oh yeah, nice.
You get it?
Good morning, five gang.
It's time to rise up once again.
First, we hit 275k, then we fuck the moon!
Hey, big!
Oh my god damn way.
God, why are rocks sucked so much, huh?
Only he had built a foundation for playlist.
I wanna hear it.
I hear one person talking about foundations, one about downtime.
The life is going foundation-wise.
I'll just do two constructables and then just leave 60n.
And then it'll be a little less efficient than having one out of 100.
Every single time I make a solution, I make 19 new problems.
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm just fine in my life.
I'm in real life.
Power switch unlocked. FixIt is proud to announce that the power switch facilitates power grid management through the application of the very latest advances in on-off switch technology.
FixIt, it's fun to have power.
Potato!
First, I made a power switch, it enables and disables the connection between two power grids when switched on and off.
That's gonna be it.
You don't care.
Well, I was just kind of thinking about how to use it.
You don't care about my ideas.
I do care. I just, I'm having a hard time with my brain and getting it to work in the way I want it to.
I can make an MK3 pole, but we need 50 high speed connectors.
What is that? Look, what do you care? I care too.
They offered me a tracer, and they said bless you.
All right, they don't need that boys.
Give me that.
Issue now? They got tissues now?
Yeah.
Let me get that on.
Vitamin inhaler recipe unlocked.
Not only does it restore your health,
it also acts as a preventative supplement
against scurvy and other shortage-induced conditions.
Unfortunately, it does not improve aesthetics,
but pioneer helmets are built
to withstand extreme circumstances.
Holy f**king...
Don't we need to fill in the air or not?
uh yeah i'm gonna let it make it for a long time okay i don't know oh no you can make that
easier give uh quartz uh but it's it's not raw quartz we have the quartz crystals coming in
that's usually raw quartz i mean raw quartz we'd have to stop my production plan it's like
um crazy i can do it i can just make another one i i should make a self-made factory to be
honest anyway. And I got the logistics. The logistics. Sometimes I don't think I got the logistics actually.
That's right, I lied. Lied again. I need 100 motors and 100 crystal oscillators.
What the heck do you have that many for? In this economy? Yeah. That's a lot of
in this economy, man. Oh my god, I have to construct this room right here. Make black powder.
I
Also working on that but all the more my plates that taken
That's fine. I get it. You don't want to know you don't pull bombs and stuff. I want wonderful mom
I can make more I just
Yeah, I can't need to like we do some stuff
We just mandal crates of earth will be known as the graveyard
From here on out and so
Okay, um, yeah, if you have more refined planes, I can make the black powder.
Wait, so what do you want first? Do you want the quartz? Do you want the black powder?
What more pressing?
Black powder?
Wait, I can- I can get that- I can get that down.
Please, I want to get that down.
Black powder, alright.
Now, one thing I can do, I can send off this, actually.
What?
What, making so many screws?
Oh, what's this?
Shatter rebar unlocked.
These quartz-infused rebars fracture when fired, lodging deadly debris in a wide spread.
Fix-Hit does not condone the use of such violent methods, so make sure there are no witnesses.
No witnesses?
No witnesses.
Oh shit, okay.
Um, alright.
I can do it now. I just need to grab...
some pumps, and I really need to make a steel factory.
Um, I gotta put some of the steel beams in there.
I got a whole shift out of it, and we can see my giant powerpoint on the structure.
Alright, I need some more metal plates, I'm so close to getting this sulfur factory up
and running.
I don't know how I'm shipping over like...
Oh.
What's up?
Oh no.
Is this a British man?
Has it always been a dream to ravage the pristine landscape?
I mean, yeah? Oh yeah.
Alright. You got it looking nice?
Hey, nobody does better than me.
Nobody spaghets better than me, Shat.
Spaghetti, spaghetti.
Insane building strat.
Look, I don't think it's the smartest.
But it's one of the ways.
I'll sit up in my own spot.
I'll sit up in my own spot.
I can put even one...
I'm so slow!
Speed it up!
I'm just like, how do you need by the way?
How does it do it?
Oh no.
Can you like blow up like the ground to get there or no?
I'm gonna go back to one right of the base and see what we can get.
Let me see what we can get.
Because that's crazy.
Let's steal it from his own creation.
Yep.
I just realized that this would giant waste.
And I knew that at the time, but hey like, how do you use this shit?
Come back to your claim line, young.
I'm not sure if I'm just mending.
I wasn't aware you could do that.
Okay, now we're gonna fix this.
How much coal is being pumped up?
No.
Fucking loads lads.
There's fucking loads of coal being made, right?
So much fucking coal.
I'm always missing something, aren't I?
Oh, so much work.
Good day.
I'm trying to figure out how to get in there.
Oh, under the cave.
Well, that's your average for a tease.
I wouldn't be okay if I saw them.
What?
East Cocoa.
I'm from building management and production.
You're from exploration and uh...
sales I guess?
Research. Honor research.
Maybe there's a way underneath if you don't
get in the seat.
Caca dog VA.
No.
Well I tried to colonize my country with two ASP
and went back home. Okay.
Why are you saying it like I personally
try to colonize you. What happened? There's never been a thing. I think it's probably a
dismantled crate. I'll spray a cave entrance somewhere. You should speed up the... your
beam production at least. Nothing! I don't see nothing wrong with a little efficiency.
I don't see nothing wrong.
Man, you can get around fast.
That's like a re-animated Sam Factory, right?
But I was about to dream about this game last night. I dreamed about this game last night.
So I gotta look at the masks.
How much black powder do we realistically need?
Because I can make an ungodly amount.
Are you sure?
Like I'm gonna get like a stupid amount.
Are you sure?
Oh, I just...
I give a shit in my inventory.
You don't need that much since you...
Oh, okay.
Out of self, you don't need much.
Well, now it's just asking for a lot.
Just because I don't have a head box on this shit.
Oh, it's dead.
What am I doing?
Play all this resources and not just saying to people.
Give a trader right here.
Now I'm done.
Can you take a look at my screen?
Oh, whoa!
I was fucking nuts.
I was fucking ridiculous.
If I don't come back...
Yeah?
...for fun.
Cool.
Well, hope you survive.
Don't forget about the effigy.
Make him happen.
Well, they're efficient.
These things can't take one fifteen, so I guess I'll just go with this for now.
And we'll get a little stock power gun.
We'll get a big little stock power gun for now.
Go with this, another time.
Last ones.
What else is it now?
Got a lot of black powder being made.
I'm gonna do the rescue.
Watch this stuff, you mean?
Oh, I can make that in about two minutes.
You only need 200?
I got a factory that's gonna produce like a thousand a minute.
What?
This factory is like, it's like you've asked for like a bicycle,
and I was like, yeah, I'll make a fucking Toyota Mega Factory.
I want to make a bicycle.
I'm hearing as I did my job and you're not doing your own stuff.
I put a wall.
A literal wall?
Yeah, I can't cause I don't wear a gas mask and I can't traverse it.
Wait, you made me a gas mask?
Yeah, I know.
Wait, what's your gas mask?
I never made one, I gave it to you.
Wait, why did you not make two?
Okay, uh, well if you, oh my god, I keep fucking doing this and then...
You're gonna kill yourself? I just think you should respawn as well if you do die.
No.
That is sweet of her, but foolish.
This one's efficient.
I'm bobbing it.
Oh nice, I like that.
We've got plenty more explosive stuff incoming, so...
You can go crazy with it if you want.
There's not gonna have enough bombs...
on me...
to kill all of it.
I'm down to one now, she's going crazy.
Those are mine?
Oh, those are mine.
What the fuck?
I was gonna say-
That's just a dismantled chest.
Very different.
Okay.
Oh, come on, I like how much there's so many death chests on the top of it. Those are not mine!
Not death chests, they are dismantled chests.
Am I being lazy?
One more thing to build for phase two!
Those are very, very close, but unfortunately it takes a long time to make a thousand of those fucking things.
A thousand? That fucking cheeky with it, man. It's so many to ask for.
Upload the bombs to the cloud.
What the fuck is this thing doing to the cloud?
And I don't have the bombs, I have the material to make bombs.
They're quite different, unfortunately.
The material to make bombs.
Yeah, it's quite different, Jack. I'm sorry.
I don't guess it was.
But I want to at least get to Phase 2, and then I feel like even if we, you know,
because we played a lot of this, I have to like,
put like a soft chat point that if we want to, like, take a break for a while we can.
It's not a different game to play for a little while.
You know this, yeah.
It is, but I also like that we stream the variation games and not always the same game.
Yeah, I mean like, yeah, we're not gonna do phase 5, and honestly even like phase 2 is kinda like, a lot.
Yeah, it's been a lot. I've felt it a lot at least. A lot of the cats though.
This map is fucking huge. It's gonna be sick, but it's just so big.
I've really silly running down like, you know, 10 of them. Two divisions are so bad.
What the hell? That was interesting and a waste of my time.
What was that last?
Not really cause I got an alien carcass shit but it was looking down there.
I'm making a silica pack for you to use right now.
Yummy silica pack. A lot of people say do not eat.
I be eating yummy?
Alright I got the silica pack for being made.
You're welcome.
I want you to get a direct hype to us to make this nice and easy.
Do not use my fairer flavor.
Do not use my fairer flavors on certain channels.
I think you thought I was gonna use this one for you.
Of course it's for you.
Oh, but I love it.
I can't do another problem.
I'm stupid as you.
What?
What do you mean?
I'm the guy that's been ruining my life all this time.
Me.
What I'm doing here is unnecessary. Others would say crazy. I would say they lack vision.
I don't see what I see. What's the point in taking over a world and making all this waste?
It's not to waste. I also don't like that they have to stop me with the 30% fucking thing.
Tell me that my vision is too scary for them.
I'm making the world's longest waste of money
Mm-hmm, it's gonna be beautiful
We're gonna have so much silica
And we're gonna put all the big silica companies out of business
Old hunger would like to know your location
Okay, my belt is nearly done. I need to go and get some more plates
Tried trucks or trains for long transport. I hope the trucks are like buggy as fuck the trains
I would love trains sound like exactly what I want to do
I'm I don't if you've noticed I'm just building a train
That's kind of what I want, but I don't we have unlocked trains yet. So the next phase I'm pretty sure what's up
Can you serve I look on her for no reason
I wouldn't mean she does that anyway stick around long enough. Hey, I guess it worked for him, huh
What the fuck on her?
I'm so messed up.
I mean, you just broke him right!
I don't start fights for no reason!
What are you talking about?
You have a reason every time.
Yes.
Okay.
Why would I start fights for no reason?
Play the clip where she admits
she's just telling the fight for the sake of the channel.
Calluses!
Yes!
Crazy shit!
I did not.
Mouse is the instigator, I listen, I feel seen right now, that will probably be another time.
I'm just saying you're normally the instigator. I think that's fascinating to this see what I'm building here the marvel
I'm like one of those shitty movies
Yeah, that actual marvel
What do you do it? Why did you do that? You feel proud of that you did that? You feel happy?
No.
You feel fulfilled?
You feel happy, yeah. You're lucky. Yeah, you're lucky. It's funny, huh?
Yeah
I'll scram. I'll see you around these parts anymore
Yeah
Walk him in there
Yeah
Because that's what you call a Super Rider.
I got a check on the silica.
I don't know why it's that right now.
I don't know why I don't see it on the belts.
I see it.
I see it.
Look.
Look at it, chat.
I'm riding the silica train.
Look at this.
Soon we will have unlimited silica.
Isn't that impressive?
Now, the belt's not efficient, but that doesn't matter because if we, you know,
starting early it'll it'll it'll make up for itself this resource will surely
never run out exactly I win the mentality I like around here now all right
go ahead I've been doing this is day one I've been doing this is day one
I'll be right back
Alright, I guess it's the one channel I'd like
I'll just leave in the domain of mouse
I uh, now I'm in limiting factor
Other than myself
Is a lack of steel
Your beams are gonna be the death of us chat
I may get a good amount but just not enough I don't think
Like I have some crazy moves happening I mean
But it's just not enough
I'm glad this factory is having a good time there
Do you need more steel plants?
Obviously I have sidetracked making the explosive nonsense
Now, obviously this shit too
You know, that's also been a good of a sidetracking angle for me
And I think we need like more things to upload here
Look at all this shit that needs to be uploaded
There's just so much stuff
But it's probably worth
I'm still in pipe zero
Zero, I'll put all my steel pipes in the fucking, put a fuck ton of stuff in here and
You know pray that all uploads with slugs you can easily double your production. I mean, I've been grabbing slugs, you know, I just
It's just hot, you know chat, it's hot, it's hot being this official
I do need to find another coal plant there with ASAP
That potentially could have been one like feel like I kind of wasted potential, but hey, there it is what it is
I need a call and iron next to each other.
Overclocking can help.
Luckily for me, my power plant has been proving very useful and this whole area is pretty
nice.
I mean, I could also just spend time mapping out the map with these giant pylons and it
would probably be also worth.
Oh, whoa.
Hold on.
We have one pure call, there's an iron there, we're in business.
No, don't make me do this conveyor bullshit again.
Don't make me do it!
I have to do fucking conveyor belt bullshit again, chat!
I'll make more conveyor belt shenanigans.
I don't wanna do it, chat.
I've done too many.
Okay.
It's so far.
That's so, so far.
There's a pure iron there.
Hmm.
There could be a better way.
Hold on master's chat. I'm cooking. Let the man cook. Okay. It is now important that you let a guy cook
Oh god, I fucked up. No. Oh nice
It's in different size. I appreciate it. Oh, you got a big one. You got a big gacha on that one. Hey, nice one
POTATO!
So sad. Why is he with the wrong fucking tower type, you know?
Hey, when I build the wrong type, like how does my brain function away?
And like it just doesn't work. Huh?
You know what my friend does that?
I usually like connect these two.
I'll just handle it.
Alright, there we go.
Ooh, now we're kicking.
Wait, we got some iron.
Where's the coal?
All impure equals warm impure.
Yeah, might have to be it.
Look behind.
Oh, he's been slowly deflating the whole stream.
He's so cute.
Fuckin cock so everybody that you have a big fucking dick today and slap that prime on the fucking table right now
Look back malfunctioning mouse is jammed in the track
What?
All the hell is messed on that. It must blocked it
That's much done there
That's not done that. Oh, okay. Well, I'm gonna put on there too long
I need to make I want to what I'm gonna do now is make another steel plant because that seems to be the main thing holding us back
Which is kind of lame it's gonna take a lot of resources
I think to make it make it the way like I should make it which is like good
Hey, you know we'll get that
We'll get there
No worries. We got a plant coming along. I also got a move mouse because mouse is blocked the conveyor belt
I don't know how the hell Mass Man is that one.
And are you not EP?
I can have EP with efficiencies on the mind chat.
But I do want to go to sleep soon because I have been waking up at 8am every day.
And it's the thing that night for me.
I do definitely want to try to get some sleep soon.
But I kind of just want to get the steel factory up and running.
But, realistically,
I'm going to keep shuttling back and forth.
I feel like that just takes a while.
Do I need more smart plates?
Like, should I just keep this factory like going as is?
It's a pretty beautiful factory, you gotta admit it.
Well, thanks, Concierge.
That smart plate factory was kind of annoying to make.
That was my first, like, big challenge, I feel.
Make more.
Haha, sausage, man.
Okay, I need to make reinforced concrete bowl shittery.
Ouch.
Fine.
What the...
What color you feeling right now? Hmm. Yeah, let's say a burgundy
I think I was ever thought that color in their life. I might be cooking. Hmm. Do you think I got some fucking speed go?
Is my still blocking my my frame?
How dare she?
Why I order I ought to show them masses about
He is blocking damn it. How long stand for? How do I get mass offer? I just shoot her?
Just go bump her nah shit I think I do to her. Master's check what do you think what do you think I should do?
Check the line? It's probably it might be a line issue to be honest it might not even be a mass issue.
I gotta check. Why do modular frames take so long? That's crazy. Thank you. I do have a
frame factory but it might be short. Actually, you know what, there's pretty
like a million there. I do not need to worry about it. Let's see what's going on.
Let's see what happens to the enemy. The enemy in my factory. It does look like
The mask is blocking.
Right now.
Why don't they mask it blocking? I think it's visually a box.
Let's find out.
We don't even know.
Wait, why is the bell actually just stuck?
What the fuck is...
I think it's something...
Okay.
In that era.
Oh.
Alright, I gotta keep it a game for some reason.
In the end?
Yeah.
Alright.
Are you on fault?
Fix it.
Oh, I can fix it.
You alright?
Okay, connectivity thing. Oh, watch won't all the way down here. What the heck?
They're cost
What
Did you yeah, I forgot why it stopped
Why does not like it
Yeah, I don't understand why
The bird is a few-fuck-in.
I'm a bubble-summoner.
Ah, Chubb is never a pain in the-
I've got a safeage.
This just works.
Just completely overlaps.
Let's see if this fixes it.
This is totally overlapping.
Let's see what happens.
All right, well.
There we go.
Here's the fixes there.
Can you take my cell phone?
Are you afraid from the source?
See, it's also a fix to get to itself, holy shit.
Whoa!
Oh, I could pet that thing.
Jump on that thing and pet it a giant thing giant bird thing
I didn't I wasn't able to press it in time, but it gave me the prompt we can fly onto the pet it stingray
You sound so urgent. I have to do this
Listen without racing you. Oh, is he turning? Oh, he's turning keep spamming you when you get close to him
It's so close
Oh hell yeah. That's kind of cool. I'm not going to kill him, don't worry. I just want to talk to him.
There's Minecraft, baby.
Right. And that's crazy you can ride in that far.
But, I'm sick.
Uh, I wouldn't imagine so, wouldn't you?
I'm jealous of you.
Four days.
Yeah.
You wanna see one out?
Oh, I think you're so much for the 14 gifted subs.
I'm still riding you, Connor.
Oh my god!
Those fucking spiders fighting me.
They're gonna kill me.
You're so much for the gifted subs.
What the?
What the hell?
Fuck the alpha one though.
The internet's how they get found.
And spiders are terrifying.
You didn't turn them into gas like that again.
You made them way less terrible.
Uh, yeah, I guess...
I feel like I should just go to something, though.
Huh?
Thank you so much for the good people.
Thank you, thank you for the hundred gifted songs, holy shit!
Er, excuse me.
Okay, about three.
Today is I did the first.
Hmm, he's still unemployed, but I have two interviews with the company now.
I love you, Mousy, for being the constant positivity.
I didn't know I needed this month.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Uh, chat going through an inspection to like...
No. Uh, I'm not not like this game.
Nothing happened.
They were asking me if you could be autistic to endure this game.
No, I just think it enhances it.
Rob undyed me.
The pocket dimension now extra dimensionalized with additional dimensional capacity.
I have more space in our inventory now
Oh wow, hell yeah
I'm almost done with that
What's up?
I shouldn't ride that thing
I need to bounce off of them, you know
Ayo?
What?
What the fuck, partner?
Why are you Ayoing?
Ayo?
Pause
What happens if you blow it up?
What the heck?
Blown what?
The animal?
What do you do to you?
That's my Minecraft
Yo, what?
Why are you trying to blow an animal, huh?
What the fuck?
What can you tell me about?
No, cause I just don't think you should be able to blow an animal, am I crazy?
Oh my god, you should be writing your fucking brain.
No, this is how love talks.
Oh yeah?
Is that what he says?
Nick, do you want to look like we did some...
...vdc?
Maybe it's just stuff looking...
...jerking off of these machines.
I'm not jerking off of them.
If I was, I would be done very fast because they're amazing machines.
For what?
Unsatisfied Connor?
Unsatisfied, why?
For what?
My machines are about to get very efficient.
Unsatisfied, why?
Why do you laugh?
You have to laugh though.
And obviously you can't but with good reason, I guess.
Do I need an appointment? Do I need an appointment to laugh?
I was too afraid you should explain that to me.
Crazy, am I crazy?
Okay, this is a beautiful gorgeous. I'm gonna turn it into a fucking hellscape of industrialization. Oh fuck all the chainsaw
Goddamnit
Fuck me, uh, can you bring the chainsaw over here?
Yeah, what do you say?
Please?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello, chainsaw, hello?
You blow up the trees. I don't have anything to blow it up with.
So please blow it up with me.
Please, please, please?
Uh, can you see me on the map?
Can you see me on the map?
I'm fucking caca-line
Caca- I mean caca-line. What does that even mean?
Well, I'm thinking so much for the fight, get these chubbs. I'm on my way.
Thank you.
I'm thinking so much for the fight, get these chubbs.
Holy shit, what the fuck?
What?
What the fuck is that?
Come on, I'm out of here.
That I've never seen.
That doesn't sound good.
I've never seen that.
Fuck all these fucking wild creatures here.
I'm trying to take your land! Die!
Well, my audio's like a fucked up.
They're restarting my game.
Oh.
My audio's like borked.
Can I restart?
Of course.
Oh, wait.
Uhhhh...
I don't know what to say.
I think that's probably fine.
But, Tila, thank you so much for the 20 get-it subs.
Yeah, you're pretty sick.
I also think I have far away for me, you're quite far.
I think I hope so.
Okay, if you're quite far, I think maybe I can manage you that, but if you're close, I would like it, obviously.
That'd be nice.
Uh, failure to join.
Oh, maybe you're about me again.
Yeah, you're about me.
Oh, but are you- wait, where are you?
Yeah, right.
I think we're left here.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Oh, you're far from me.
You're on the map.
Oh, you're up there.
Hmm.
Am I up? I thought I was down.
Are you down?
I honestly don't know.
All of these motherfuckers are in here.
You're not only looking at me, are you?
I've been on Mother's flight once,
but not the end of the world.
This is a flying mental thing
that fucked up my year.
Oh, oh, what?
When I was on the flying mental race.
Oh, after your audio?
yeah that's weird we're still game-starred that oh no oh dear
what's up up in the sky you're robbing me
and right here creatures from over here yeah this place is quite dangerous that's why i'm
trying to give them some um civilization oh my god i'm gonna fucking jump all the way over here
Spidey, oh look up look up directly. You see my five homes
No
Oh, wait, where are you?
No, you're not here.
Nope, but I can't see it.
No, I can get out.
Really?
I'm trying to get to you so that I don't get attacked. I'm trying to go around so I don't get attacked.
Like crazy green cats!
I got really far away from you.
I haven't even told myself.
I think so you can tell actually you can make it look like you do this you could
put the chainsaw in the in the the conventional thing when you put it in
there put it in there's like the most last one the feet the crate that feeds
into the glowy thing it feeds it in based on like watts on the bottom like
that's fine son because we get a good idea and then put the chainsaw in
it's for the chainsaw and no there should prioritize it
Change, Orynn.
Thank you.
Next year, man.
What if I can maybe get...
Orynn?
Okay, make fun of me there, is it, huh?
Okay.
Huh.
In front of the British Manday, huh?
Okay.
That's good, eh?
Can you make fun of me?
Oh, so now you change your town.
You're a prick, though.
I'm sorry.
How many times have you...
We really quickly change our town here, huh?
Listen, I don't make fun of you.
But you make fun of me all the time.
You don't make fun of me.
No.
Are you sure about that?
I'm sure.
I realize I've made one mistake, champ.
What?
I haven't thought about how I can get back.
Huh.
I'm making something you couldn't comprehend.
Oh, okay, that's a good one.
That's a really cool one.
I think my butt is in full!
Hang on a second.
I gotta hook it up.
Why is this dude so locked in?
Why are you not locked in?
Why are you existing on this earth and not locked in?
If you're not locked in,
Three hundred and twenty seven days a year. I've seen some vacation days and I've been locked in and you're wasting your damn time
What?
Don't worry about it. I can't count good
One hundred and twenty-one coming here
Running 40 coal coming in here. There's way more coal
Iron. How do I
Nice, melty right?
Oh, funny.
Foundry, sorry.
Thank you.
Making a foundry?
A foundry of what?
To fix our footage.
Making a sped up.
Spaghetti I realized in this game if it works and spaghetti
45
I don't give a fuck about my efficiency. I lied. I do. I just got to pretend like I don't otherwise
I'm gonna spend the whole day
the red
yeah we've got like a gigaphone
I think we've got like an entire full-storey container
where?
I'm near the power plant
if you don't know where the power plant is, I'm ending my life
what are you, Connor what are you saying?
where is the power plant?
nah, you're just following me
nah, nah, haha
I like to look, you don't know what my life is
Connor how many things have you made Connor?
That's crazy!
You know what my life's work is.
Say, like, please.
Say, like, please.
Say, like, please.
Say, like, please.
And he's also gonna get this thumbs.
Thank you.
Where is it from?
Where is it from?
Where is it from?
Why do you say it like?
Like, I'm like, uh, like, it's the black tatter in the room.
Like what?
It's the black tatter in the room with us right now, Conor.
And it's fake?
It's in the room, what's this called?
It's the black powder that we're in right now, to be honest.
Come on Connor, you can do it, I believe.
Nah, for real though, it is.
You don't know what, no, because you know there's just coal on the map?
Yeah.
My beautiful coal power plant that I've-
Just say that it's where the coal is!
Power plant, where else would the power plant be?
In the fucking with Narnia?
You think I'm still in the Palpatine Amalia?
I'm fucking cold, I swear to God.
I guess everything runs off Halpern.
I guess everything runs off Halpern.
Why does it have to be in the middle?
Why can't it just be?
There's probably where it is.
I'm telling you where it is.
Christmas, amazing.
It's ambitious.
Tell me where it is, man!
I'm glad you agreed.
Jesus Christ.
I'm just mine.
Hey, I think it's you
Don't change your mind. I'm letting you know now
Don't change my mind. I'm looking at it now. Okay
I'll show you how it is. Oh, yeah
Maybe next month, but it's not left in the heritage month
Maybe when it's not lasting Heritage Month I'll do it.
Wait, it's not a Heritage Month?
Uh, what's the big...
Oh Conor.
Nah, this is it.
I'm just joking.
Hey, you're yelping?
You know what it is yet? You found it?
Did you just find the block card?
Okay, so you found the power plant, right?
Wow, to the north of the power plant.
There's a beautiful...
Okay, there it is. There it is.
Wait, no, you're in the wrong place.
I'm not in the wrong place.
Oh, no, you're in the wrong place. You're in the wrong place.
At the end of that conveyor, no, no, you're going to the source.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, you see the black powder? You see that stuff?
Yes.
That's the good stuff.
Oh, that's neat, and there's so much really good stuff.
Look, that is the good stuff.
Yeah, I just ran out of steel plates, man.
People tell me goddamn foundations, chat.
But I always say, chat, foundations are the key to success.
Is that crazy?
This is so messy.
It's not messy.
It's messy if only if you think it's messy.
Oh, man, who did it?
Is he getting all the black powder he needed?
Yep.
Is that storage container full?
It's not?
How far is it from being full?
Nothing is producing like gigamacs to you.
Not even a half?
Not even a half?!
Damn, okay, well take as much as you want, because I'm pretty sure that fact you will be full.
I'm from video games, huh?
I'm from video games, video games.
Okay, now I'm come back to finish.
My Magnemopus!
What's your Magnemopus?
So we've had a steel shortage, aren't you noticed?
Yeah, I'm noticed.
So to fix that I've created a very long and complicated steel plan that will hopefully put out
Maybe 60 steel bars. Maybe like 50
45 45 still bars every minute
Then it is alright. It's just too much
It's a lot. It's a lot
How the hell is he fighting when he's in this mess without fail? I don't know. Look if I stop playing this game for a week
I think I'm gonna be stuck but in a run ads or hook show
right now it's pretty good actually gonna shine so I had to show today hey
there you go there's a method to the madness there is oh my god if you just
bring more concrete I would have a brother I was to get something I always
forget something tool belt expanded I compounded solvers tri-static atom
matrix into a quadrimension like eight vortex you can now carry more stuff I
I ran a concrete
Did I not run a concrete?
We're makin' some fuckin' spaghetti
Aw, this is so devious, Jack, so evil
It's the one time where I can say that
I actually mean it
Geez, okay, this is uh...
My steel plan is...
I mean, it's...
Woo!
I was like, I was just celebrating
I'd celebrate?
Yeah, so like
My efficiency belt
It was for the iron you move that slowly
Oh, wow, this is pretty slow. Okay, one of slow spark. Mmm. It is but the thing is it won't matter chat
Only 15 hours left
The time I beat the record before the cutoff...
It doesn't matter in instant time.
The starting time is a bit of a lag.
It matters. It doesn't matter because my output is not higher than the maximum.
Once it gets there, think about it.
If you line up three tennis balls,
and you push the first one, the third one instantly moves,
and so that's what's happening.
I need four and let's go!
I'm in the hard drive.
Is there a thing you want to check as a view?
Wow.
Yeah, of course.
Hi.
Hi.
Here you are.
Oh, I'm coming.
I'll get back out once I get down from my little safe space.
Give me a few percent of vision, see?
Oh, I'm so down.
You take me out?
Yep.
Oh, yeah. Why?
I don't hear it.
You down below? Where are you?
You're so far down.
Where are you this far down?
I didn't know where you were.
Yeah, I had no idea where you were.
I died.
Yeah.
Well, you're not doing it yourself.
We shouldn't dreams for me
Wait, where should I go now then?
Where should I go now?
I don't know, I had to dismantle a car for the crash
What?
You gonna save me?
What?
Wait, where are you at?
Running
Running? Wait, should I come to you?
Wait, where the fuck are you?
Iron Master over there. Where the hell is that?
Oh, I see you.
Hold on, come over.
You have the car with you?
What's the car's name?
What's the car's name?
Who's Kari?
I'm kind of towards you I think?
Oh you're in the gorge!
Oh, in the tank.
Alright, see ya loser.
How can I get you in this?
What the fuck? You block me.
I don't...
What can I say?
Oh, oh you can.
Oh my god!
Wait, why did it kill you?
You die if I go for a certain speed it's at the opposite of speed we're slow
I'll get slow I guess what you can have the car you can have the car
I don't see where it feels like
I'm a good driver, la la la la la, but one of them let him hold shit.
You made me crash.
I made you crash, also you crashed by the way.
You crashed.
It crashed on top.
Hit him in the car and crash.
Wait, whoa!
It crashed?
I should go ahead.
Dude, why is there so many stones?
I don't know, we got a red ball in there.
Ewww!
Haha!
Here we go, get back in.
I'm trapped!
Okay, now, now crap.
I agree with you.
Hold.
Okay, hold one second, put something on this little thing.
I want to put the steel plates so that we never run out of steel plates.
Yeah, I'm ready.
Wait for a while, adventure.
Where'd you go?
Oh no, oh no, the car doesn't want to go off.
Oh no, oh no!
Haha!
Oh no!
How do I flip the car?
Can we build it again?
Oh God, can you do that?
You don't want it? It's so easy.
Alright, build it.
Did you do it or did I do it?
Oh, I got the hard rock here by the way. I didn't drop it to you.
Behind you?
I can't do it.
I didn't even see you like get off.
I think like once this car goes around and glimes, like...
This doesn't work.
Can we get on the front of the car first?
There you go.
front you can catch on the front I think too yeah and I would better that's
good what the heck what the hell do you move me oh no I'm pro I'm pro driver
gonna fix this what the fuck why am I sliding down no I wanted safely though
No much I can do that I'm afraid I tried I tried this car is so janked
I think you're right on it
Mom, you like it?
It's great, it's fun
Beams are coming along but I think it's pretty slow and I think I'll put you wrap up
Shame because I think if we had like another hour maybe the beams would be made
I don't know how long these beams would take
Let me see face 2 at least there
What the fuck what is it line?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What do you do with a Cybertruck?
What do you do with a Cybertruck?
A square wheel?
Yeah, there's no point in that.
A keylon bro.
Yeah, I think it's on the 20th.
What did you just say?
A keylon.
Yeah, square-ass tire, little bro-things in the future.
Little plastic vehicle in the game, oh my god.
Foundation.
Making five per minute.
I mean, at least it's like fucking full now.
I think at least.
Oh, man.
They are beautiful, these things.
So I make, what is this?
We make five per minute.
In ten minutes, we make four.
We just passed.
We're not seeing the day.
We're 24 an hour.
We need 800 and hits.
I'm going to take this all day.
You'll take 35 hours.
35 hours.
I can't be there.
I'm going to be there.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Adam, that's great.
Okay.
You're on me.
You're on my side.
Sorry.
Yeah, I didn't do that on the 60.
Hold on.
I don't know about that, but we make all every minute.
That means an hour is enough, you see?
We make 240 an hour.
So we pay a lot of free insurance.
You can pay hours, you can pay hours.
Three hours.
I'm gonna pay like three and a half hours.
A whole nother stream.
I mean, maybe we could just also leave it running for a little.
What's crazy is that I still am like not even fucking close, like using no power.
The power plant I made is fucking amazing.
Such a beautiful model for the engineer, I'm still so proud of this power plant.
It's so beautiful.
I'm gonna do 200 to react in this format.
It makes 4 minutes.
Yeah.
It makes 10 minutes.
It makes 10 minutes, these are the calculations.
It makes 10 minutes.
Times 60.
That's 600 an hour.
Okay, actually went to that one. We took 1.5 hours, but I also don't want to stay awake for long
Yeah, it's only made a hundred and fifty
But it's a another hour or so just ready to finish making everything we need
This is five minutes. Yeah, that makes two chat makes two per five minutes
I don't think I can make it
To prefer oh two per five minutes to
five
5 per minute, oh 5 per minute, oh my god, that's bad
You give me 2, yeah, but then the problem is that the bottleneck is steel that is only being produced at, like, I think, 45
Even if I wanted to up it, it would still be...
I would have 2 machines with 66% efficiency, which maybe is okay
But I am also not sure this machine is outputting that many
It's not, yeah, it would struggle as well
I'm not overclocked. Yeah, we do need to overclock. We do need to overclock. That is the next step.
Well, look, my soft goal is getting the face, completing face to here. I think, like, that's it.
He's getting radiated.
Yeah.
He's getting radiated.
From the top of the sphere of gold.
Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. That place, that place has got a lot of stuff.
Are you kind of me? I think you're on your way to me.
You've got to see this factory that I've made as a gig effect.
Honestly.
I'm not one of those shit factories, Elon makes, real factory.
You don't understand, like the amount of material we're pulling in here is astronomical.
Oh yeah, well hey Elon, he's just cringe now.
Alright, alright, let me meet the top of this platform.
I'm coming up, I'm climbing up, I'll explain what's going on.
I facture him with never allowing me to build floating platforms like this.
Yeah, that's holding me back buddy.
I was like, I didn't want to build floating platforms.
Where are you?
Okay, how are you? Oh come here come here
Wait wait wait. Anything that's not being used? Okay, this is not the most impressive factory
Um, this factory is not very efficient at all down here, but it is basically
If you ever like let me show you look down. Just key and you can zoom in. Oh, whoa
I did not know that.
There's a mine, a mining iron, turning iron into plates.
The sheets are then being...
Sorry, some of the ingots are being turned into pipes.
They're being turned into screws.
Combining with those plates to make refined iron plates.
Refined iron plates.
And if you come here...
She's-she's-she's fall down.
She's fall down.
Here, I'll take more room.
Yeah, the mine I've been using is actually a travesty.
I could easily have just made pipes to bring this fucking thing all the way over here.
So this is a waste. Everything about this is a waste, but cool.
Alright, okay. Everything behind me, this side over here, is making all the refined plates.
The refined plates go into the assembler, which also brings iron from elsewhere for some reason.
I don't question that. This now is going to be turned into...
What is this? What is this? Amazing. These two assemblers are making the frames.
and the frames feeding to here, and then this way you're bringing the steel from way over where you just were.
And that then feeds into this thing that makes versatile frame work.
The thing that we need to get a thousand off.
It's a hungry boy.
And then it goes into here, and then...
But it's all inefficient, so it's really kind of a mess.
I'm really annoyed that I didn't...
I'm not using this mining thing for some reason.
I guess I just decided that it was too much effort to figure out what's going on here.
Well, why are you laughing at me?
I'm not even sure if I'm...
You're so proud.
I'm proud of it. This is my greatest shame.
If you guys ever cry, it's just like I'm crying on the table like a big fucking cock.
So everybody that you have a big fucking dick today,
let that cry on the fucking table right now!
Well, I'm from Naughtyia for some fucking reason.
I don't know why I did that.
It looks cool as shit. I'm gonna be wrong.
Maybe that's a good enough reason, I don't know.
All right, well, I'm gonna call that for that before I leave I didn't forget
You kill me one fun. Oh, you can't kill me. Why I'm sitting there. What the heck
What you gotta leave it running at some point to just farm
Farmers goddamn best for memes. No, you don't have to
But if you get bored, you know, go explore do some shit let it print some memes
I've got it so late. I'm not I'm not want to be up this late
Who knows I gotta go to bed
But that was satisfactory again, I had a lot of fun. I hope you guys enjoyed the stream today
I shamed way more than I intended to today. I'm not streaming tomorrow
I'm gonna watch Ruby in the morning and then I'm gonna go and fresh taste. They're gonna do that
But go guys go have fun mouse, please help mask at the record. Mouse is getting there. Mouse is
7k away from beating the Lord which
I think it's something to celebrate for.
Alright, goodnight chat, goodnight chat, bye.
Alright, bye mouse, have fun.
Bye bye.
Bye.
I wanna thank you so much for the red,
I hope you had a great stream.
I had fun playing satisfactory with you.
Bro, I'm alright, I'm also loving holy shit.
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, 11 a.m.
I gotta go to bed because if not I'm not gonna wake up and booby is coming over tonight.
He's coming over tonight.
But you know what?
We had a goal today.
We had 100 hours before I went to bed.
But how about we raise it to 96 hours before I go to bed.
And we put 96 hours on the clock before I go to sleepie by staffer for four full
days.
Thank you so much for the five gifts and subs.
Thank you!
Holy shit!
Thank you so much for the five gifted subs!
He don't make as much of a package as KC!
Nothing!
For the 50 gifted subs!
Holy shit!
Ratog!
Great lady!
Ratog!
Goomba lord!
Thank you guys so much for the gifted subs!
Thank you!
Holy shit!
Oh, see!
Thank you guys so much for the gifted subs!
Thank you!
Fuck the fucking moon!
Trice, don't!
Thank you so much for the five gifted subs!
Thank you very, very much.
Definitely a thank you so much for the five Get The Trubs.
Thank you!
Oh my goodness, Valerie, thank you so much
for the 10 Get The Trubs.
Thank you Valerie.
Valerie Valperia, thank you so much for the 10 Get The Trubs.
We're almost halfway there to 95 hours.
Vokey, thank you so much for the five Get The Trubs.
Thank you Vokey Dave, thank you for the five Get The Trubs.
Thank you Dave.
There has been a, today was a very fun day,
Have a very fun, lazy day.
Good good good, so thank you!
Oh my god, Cloud, thank you so much
for the five good good songs.
Thank you, Cloud.
Oh my god, can we make it to 96 hours
before I go to sleepies?
Before I go to sleepies?
Before I go to sleepies?
So thank you guys so much.
Thank you, you guys have been amazing.
The day has already been a magical day.
We took back 3rd place, it's been incredible, all we need to do is take number 2 and fuck
the moon and defeat Koko Kara.
Rat, thank you so much for the 25 gifts and subs, thank you so so much, 10, thank you
so much for the 15 gifts and subs, oh my goodness, Rosie, thank you so much for
the gifts and subs, yeah, thank you so much for the gifts and subs, whoa!
Rat-tug, thank you so much for the gift-its-subs.
Watcher, thank you so much for the gift-its-subs-
ARRITATED, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE GIFT-IT-Subs, thank you!
Thank you so much for the 10 gift-its-subs.
Thank you so much for the gift-its-subs, thank you for the 7 gift-its-subs.
Thank you guys so much for playing Gacha for rolling toys.
Gotcha!
95 hours, let's fucking go!
We're so close to 95 hours.
And we make it to 96 hours!
Watcher, TBH, thank you guys so much for the gift-its-subs, thank you very very much.
Yes thank you so much for the gifted subs!
Thank you so much for the 25 gifted subs, holy shit!
We're killing it right now, oh my god!
We're close to 278.
No, 277, sorry, my brain. My brain.
Ugly loser, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs.
Thank you so much, gifted subs.
No, thank you so much for the gifted subs, thank you.
We're halfway we're getting close to 96 hours. We're getting so close to 96 hours. I took my medicine
So I'm feeling
I'm feeling blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub. Oh my god. We're so close at 277k. What the fuck this crazy lap?
crowd room crowd room. Thank you so much for the 5 episodes Alley. Thank you so much for the 10 beauty subs. Thank you
Shade thank you so so much. Thank you so much for the 5 beauty subs
You guys are amazing. My 5 game, you're always out here.
Today was so much fun.
I'm glad we got the play satisfactory with Connor.
Shirt, Harry, bloke, thank you so much for the 10 get-it-subs.
5 get-it-subs, thank you!
Oh my god, we're getting really, really close. Holy shit.
This is crazy.
Get-it-subs, thank you!
Tonight, thank you so much for the 5 get-it-subs, Mida, thank you so much for the 5 get-it-subs, thank you, Mida!
Let's make a dent in that moon. Let's go. Yeah!
An hour and a half wait. We're almost at 96.
Once we're at 96, we clock in four days. Four extra days.
Very chill. Thank you so much for the ten gifted subs. Thank you very chill.
Thank you so much for the twenty gifted subs. Thank you so much for the five gifted subs.
Thank you again for the five gifted subs. Thank you so so much.
That's what if I get so sumo thank you so much sumo thank you
That's what if I get so sumo thank you thank you real joe
Thank you
Oh my god, this is my first cover I'll never forget
I'm also scared recording this all like holy shit
Pretty imping thing is also a 10 get to sumo thank you
To a 10 get to sumo thank you coffee
Da da da da da da da da da da
Oh my god
Can we hit 96 hours for fuckin' days?
Oh, we're fuckin' days.
Nouver, thank you so much for the gifted subs, thank you.
So much for the gifted subs.
Oh, we're very close to 96, 96 hours.
Let's fucking go in very close to 277k.
To the 20 gifted subs!
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs.
Thank you.
96 hours well, okay!
Subs, holy shit!
Thank you so much!
And push a little bit more.
Maybe 200?
100, thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs.
Today's goal was for 100 hours.
I'm so glad we have 4 days locked in.
Locked in and ready.
We have 96 hours locked in and ready to change.
Thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs.
We hit 277, holy shit!
Holy shit, let's go!
We had 277k, holy fuck.
And we had 278k.
We can have our community BRB screen contest.
The winner of the BRB screen.
And it could be any type of BRB screen, really.
It doesn't have to be anything super artistic.
It could be something really meme-y or whatever the fuck.
The winner gets to have been my BRB screen for a long, long time.
for quite some time and to get a prize!
Go Sticky So much for the 50 get-it-subs!
Another chance to flex your creative muscles.
Sticky So much for the 5 get-it-subs! Thank you so so much!
5 get-it-subs! Thank you very very much!
Holy shit!
I can't believe we're- oh my god!
I still can't believe today happened. What the fuck?
Sticky So much for the 10 get-it-subs! Holy shit! Thank you very very much!
thank you being God thank you you guys are you guys are amazing I couldn't ask
for a better community you guys have been wonderful to me and I appreciate each
and every one of you I'm honored to have all of you here and I'm honored that you
guys are all watching me and having fun with me and want to hang out with me
every day hey Brian thank you so much for the 10 get-it-subs holy shit I
I was going to push the 97 hours.
My goodness.
Thank you so much, Irene.
Thank you very, very much.
Oh my God, we're halfway to 97 hours.
That is insane to think.
It's through the night time.
Thomas, thank you so much for the five gift-its-ofs.
Please, I'm.
Daniel, thank you so much for the 25 gift-its-os.
Thank you so much, Daniel.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very very much.
Also, after I've heard what I was gonna say,
brrblblblbl, my brain is moping.
This adorable gremlin is being too humble,
we are 6k from Beating the Mountain Chat.
Push boys and girls, push.
Oh thank you so much for the thanks for, oh my god!
6k from Beating the Mountain, that,
are you serious?
Cause, oh my god, wonderful thanks so much
for the thanks,
Thank you so much for the tickets. That's insane to think about. That is insane dreaming. Thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs
Thank you very much. Holy shit. Unapply a face reveal when?
Clock reveal when?
The 5 gifted subs. Well, thank you so much wood. Holy shit. We're almost at 97 hours
That was the moon
I don't ever I I I don't ever want to do a face reveal. I'm just letting you guys know at any time
Thank you so much for the good subs, thank you guys so much
Daniel, thank you so much for the good subs
Daniel, thank you so much for the good subs, thank you very very much
Oh my god, we're almost at 97 hours, holy fuck
Thank you so much for the good subs
We're so close to 97 hours, holy shit
Oh my god, can we bake it there, holy fuck
with the devonah
oh my god the new song sounds so fucking good
you have no idea
you have no idea
there are like these ones in the 5 minutes so if you guys have no idea
the new song sounds so good
and booby sounds so good on the song
that I'm just like in shock
I'm just like in shock at how good he sounds
make our queen number one chat you guys are amazing
thank you booby
so close to 97 hours
can't we hit 97 hours
We're so close to 97 hours.
Holy shit.
Now we do it.
J-Friend, thank you so much for the five good subs, Thomas.
Thank you so much for the five good subs.
Thank you, Redmond.
Thank you so much for the 20 good subs.
Oh, I loved singing this song.
Thank you so much for the 20 good subs.
Oh my god.
We're only a few minutes away.
Can we hit 97?
Yeah, thank you so much for the 20 good subs.
As in all, thank you so much for the 5 get-it subs, thank you!
Thank you so much for the 5 get-it subs chat!
Our goal is to hit 100 hours before I go to sleep.
100 hours.
Can we do it?
Do you think we can?
I have to go brush my teeth and wash my face.
Do you guys mind if I do that really quick?
I'm gonna go brush my teeth and wash my face really quick and do a few things.
Get freshened up for bed, Thomas, thank you so much for the five good subs
Please take care of the timer if we can get the timer to a hundred
No, thank you guys so much. We can get it to a hundred hours before our bed. That'll be amazing
I'll be back. Don't worry. I'm not gonna go straight to sleep when I come back
Well, we'll do some more chatting and then I'll go to bed. I will be right back. Okay, I
Just want to make sure I brush my teeth before I pass out
I'll be right back.
Chat, this is it.
Imagine the publicity that will be generated for the Immune Deficiency Foundation.
If we pass the hash one all-time record five gang, let's push that 100 hours before she sleeps.
Anyone who joins this hype train is a Scuttlebutt fan.
Don't blame me.
I didn't write the rules.
Exit shrug.
Hey Chat, remember when I used the Matrix of Leadership for all the sub-a-thon hype trains last year?
Keep it up.
Get up.
Also want chica want want chica want want.
Get fucked.
On the table like a big fucking cock, so everybody that you have a big fucking dick today, slap
that crime on the fucking table right now!
Level 15 hype train, five gangs strong, you guys making me so proud, let's hit that
100 hours, let's go, let's go, let's go, we got it, the gossip, the buzz.
Make me sing the rest one about a mothelafinery.
Level 18, the precious family cannot be stopped.
You are as amazing as Jujutsu Kaisen ending was disappointing.
So the fun is not good, Cheever.
Huzzah.
600 bits as she's watching this from the toilet bowl.
Keep it up, chat.
Keep pushing, chat.
Let's show the world that the precious family is the strongest Twitch community.
Here we see a wild arm of Chad at Trich.tv, hitting a hype train level 20 just because.
To break records, to help charity, to keep a moderator called Zee in the basement.
Zee remembered the swamp?
Remember the song in the swamp?
Stuttlebutt.
Tonight we beat Kolkata record and fuck them in.
And like I once said, one should never give up on their dreams, as they are the building
blocks of one's future Iron Mouse love, Alien Dad's Iron Mouse love.
For the timer, let's break that record.
101 Horses and Hype Train Level 21.
The cake was a lie.
But 5 Gangstrong is nothing but the truth.
See, Subethanpei is probably a line-although.
Why did they name themselves I Hate Subethan?
The world may never know.
The moon is starting to look sweaty.
Let's go.
Fuck the moon.
4,000 subs until second place and 27,000 subs to surpass number one let's go the
tuba supremacy
hey chat it's me shadow the head tail gonna mirror to support fucking that
moon
fucking way there's no fucking way there's no fucking way that's gonna
happen
holy fuck what the fuck we had 102 hours are you kidding what the fuck we're so
close to 280k what the fuck fucking I'm blue right now holy shit
I had to run to think before she sleep to a grammy award winning singer the weekend is
going to start singing Scott a bot no don't say Scott a bot please we can
thank god Cara thank you so much for the good things subs
Hey, Storm, thank you so much for the gift and subs, holy shit.
Real Fiber, thank you so much for the gift and subs.
Is this for real?
Thank you so much for the gift and subs, holy shit.
Oh my god, we're close to level 24, I'm dread holy fuck.
Oh my god, are we gonna head to Lady K?
What the f-
F-
Bitch.
Hi, buddy, sorry, thank you so much for the gift and subs.
Thank you, thank you!
Holy shit, what the fuck is going on?
Thank you so much for the Get That Subs, holy shit.
Thank you guys so much.
So much for the Get That Subs, thank you.
So much for the Get That Subs, holy shit.
Not so spitsy.
Thank you so much for the Get That Subs, holy shit.
Thank you Get That Subs.
Guys, thank you guys so much for the Get That Subs.
Holy fuck.
What the fuck is going on?
Oh my god.
Did you guys ever try to sit on the table like a big fucking cock?
So everybody that you have a big fucking dick today and slap that crime on the fucking table right now!
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
The subs thank you!
Oh my god.
Oh my god, we're really close to 2A.
What the fuck?
Holy shit.
No fucking way.
Street, thank you so much for the gifted subs.
Shit, oh my god.
Thank you so much for the gifted subs.
What the fuck? This is absolutely insane. What is going on?
So much. Oh my god, Ninja Farad, thank you very, very much.
Coffee!
Tommy! Oh my god, thank you so much for the gifted subs. Thank you so much.
Oh my god, he's in thick. Thank you so much for the gifted subs. Thank you so much.
Please, shit. Oh my god, my hundred three hours, holy fuck.
Oh my god, G'l'ol. Thank you so much for the gifted subs. Thank you very, very much.
Thank you so much for the gift. It's awesome. What the fuck? Oh my god. Thank you so much for the gift. It sounds
This is absolutely
What the fuck
Thank you all so much. I still have the fucking phone in the toilet shit here fucking shit balls
Look at me. I'm a fucking mouse. Oh shot. I didn't remember to take it off. What the fuck? Oh
oh my god
Picoros thank you so much for the gift in sums
i've not his thank you so much for the gift in sums
thank you all very very much holy shit
what the fuck
thank you so much for the gift in sums
the fuck
potato
thank you so much for the gift in sums
oh my god
this is crazy
wowie what the
Oh my god, morags thank you so much for the gift it's us holy shit. I can barely see I can barely see
Obvious is going crazy
Luna Nova thank you very very much for the gift it's us. Oh my god. This is absolutely insane
What the fuck is going on here on this day, what the fuck that's what I want to know
Oh my god, you're red.
I jumped up. Thank you so much for the gifted subs.
Holy fuck! Thank you all so, so much!
Oh my god, I can't, I can't.
Thank you so much for sticking. Thank you so much for the talent.
Thank you so much for the gifted subs. Thank you very, very much.
Gunter, thank you very, very much for the gifted subs. Holy shit.
404 hours. He's so, so much.
This reminds me of last sabbathom. This is Ram-Ron-Tron.
What? Thank you so much for the gifted subs!
Anonymous gift, er... Wizard, thank you so much for the gifted subs!
Thank you also so much! You guys are incredible!
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Akahi, thank you very, very much for the gifted subs, gore!
Thank you very much for the gifted subs!
Thank you guys so much, you guys are incredible!
Jack, thank you so much for the gifted subs, Barthek!
Why no? Thank you guys so much for the gift themselves. You guys are incredible. You guys are fucking...
Oh my god!
You guys are amazing.
Cody, thank you very, very much for the gift themselves. Oh my goodness.
Oh, so much. Holy shit.
Oh, not of his gift! Thank you guys so much for the gift themselves.
Sazie, thank you so much for the gift themselves. Bartek, thank you very, very much.
Oh my goodness.
What is fucking happening right now?
Oh my god, you know what the fuck is going on?
God, thank you so much for the gifted subs, holy shit.
Oh my god, we're so fucking close.
I can't even believe what I'm seeing.
You guys are so much, you guys are fucking crazy!
After we fuck the moon.
Iron moon mouse plush maybe.
So much for the gifted subs, thank you very much, holy shit.
Oh my god, this old thank you so much for the gift itself George. Thank you very very much
Cooperative thank you very very much Bell Bell. Thank you so much for the gift itself
Holy shit and Torch is going crazy as usual. This is insane to me
Initial thank you guys so much for the gift. This is Shaggy. Thank you so much for the gift
Thank you so much for being here.
Thank you so much for the gift.
I appreciate it.
Holy shit.
I can't believe what the fuck is happening.
What is going on?
Thank you so much for the gift.
Holy fuck.
Oh my god.
Thank you so so much.
Thank you very much.
Flash.
Flash, do your fill.
Fill.
Oh my god Bartek thank you so much. Oh my god we're at 281 what the fuck how the fuck did that happen?
Thank you so much for the good- how the fuck- oh my OBS is going crazy.
Oh my OBS is going crazy it's hard to see.
You all so thank you guys so much thank you Spits.
Then to me thank you.
Thank you very very much. Oh my goodness.
Thank you so much for the gift it says holy shit. What the fuck?
We are so fucking close. Oh my god. I wear 105 hours. I can't believe where I'm I can't believe what I'm saying Matt
Thank you very very much for the gift it says
Oh
Let's get rid of these ears and put my horns back on
I put my horns back on or maybe
baby mouse ears? Obama don't sleep yet. Now is your time now see?
No sleep yet. No sleep yet. Too crazy for sleep.
Thomas get there. Thank you guys so much for the get there subs.
Sulla God thank you so much for the get there subs.
Thank you for the get there subs. Oh my God.
I can't believe this. I can't believe this is happening.
Thank you for the gifted subs, goomba!
Thank you for the gifted subs!
Take me down if you try!
Subs, everyone!
Thank you guys so much, my OBS is fucking freezing up again!
Oh, God!
Thank you so much for the gifted subs!
Thank you so much for the gifted subs!
Holy shit!
I can't believe what I'm witnessing right now!
HAYO!
Oh my god. Oh my goodness. This is absolutely insane.
Slap that moon, he wants it too.
Oh my god.
Obama, don't sleep yet. Now is your time, Mousey.
Oh my god, my fucking OBS is fucking freezing! What the fuck did some say to you?
Okay, it's working again. Oh my god, this is fucking...
I'm sorry guys, I'm sorry I'm not thinking anybody...
Thank you so much for the gift!
Oh my god!
Spiffman, Mortis, thank you all so so much for the gift!
Holy shit!
Electro, thank you so much for the gift!
Potato!
JMR, thank you so much!
DJ, Spearzy, thank you guys so much for the gift!
Holy fuck!
I'm killing you!
I'm killing you!
I don't care about anything else, I don't care about anything else!
Hey, it's so...
Alright! Thank you so much for the gift and so thank you!
Oh, he's running back on!
Nope, it's just the gift.
Thank you so much for the gift and so holy fuck!
Dharma, you need to stop.
Thank you so much. Super chicken, thank you very very much.
What the fuck? Is this...
Is this real life? I can't believe this happening.
God, it's going so fast!
Oh my god.
Hebrew, thank you so much for the gift and subs.
Oh Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!
If you guys have a night table like a big fucking cock,
show everybody that you have a big fucking dick today
and slap that prime on the fucking table right now!
Oh my god.
Pat, thank you so much for the gift and subs.
Holy fuck.
I want to get the subs.
Me too.
Thank you so much for the gift and subs.
Have it.
Thank you so much for the gift and subs.
It would be crazy to break the record as the worm like the other record, it will make chat go even crazier if you were a worm.
You...
Oh my god!
Oh thank you so much for the gifted subs, thank you very very much.
All this song...
Thank you for the gifted subs!
Meals, thank you so much for the gifted subs, thank you very very much!
Vow, thank you so much for the gifted subs!
Oh my god!
Rotens Kingdom!
And thumbs, vertigo!
Oh, my head is spinning.
My head is spinning.
I'm so sleepy.
But we shall carry on.
So let's really get this out. Holy shit, what the fuck?
What the fuck am I seeing right now?
Shit. No way. No fucking way.
No fucking way. No fucking way.
NO FUCKING WAY! NO FUCKING WAY!
NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN! NO THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY!
THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS HAPPENING NOW!
THERE'S NO WAY!
I'M MY OBS AND IT'S SO FUCKED!
HAHA!
YOU OH MY GOD!
I HIT LAZY EGGY!
UGH! UGH!
SO SO MUCH THAT I GETTED SO ZOLY SHIT!
Chat, we're getting close to the pipeline records as well.
NO WAY!
How soon have you done it?
Now let's aim for number one of all time.
Alright, I'm about to fuckin' nut.
Hell yeah, brother!
I think I also want...
...somebody who-
What the fuck is going on in here on this day?
You-
POTATO!
Thank you so much, thank you.
I'm killing you.
I did nothing.
I'm killing you.
I don't care about anything else.
I don't give a shit about anything else.
I- My program is just-
GET A STAP!
I'm not even right now.
Stop it, German!
Why will you stop tormenting me?!
Let me fucking act on it!
Please!
Nope, it's just-
Thank you so much for the gift and subs. Thank you all so much. Thank you.
Like a big fucking cock.
So everybody that you have a big fucking dick today, slap that prime on the fucking table right now.
That's suspicious. That's weird.
Thank you all so much. Thank you all so much for changing my life.
Thank you guys so much. Thank you for supporting me and supporting the Mead Defence Team Foundation.
Thank you for always being there for me. Thank you guys.
And thank you for bringing me so much, and thank you to all my friends who've been here.
It is possible to thank you guys so much for being here, would be it is possible to thank you.
Yes, yes, give for charity, but also cinema needs his own wing of the home now too.
Is that a moral?
Chat, we've vanquished Coco-Kara, we've fucked a boob.
This isn't chat final stretch to break that glass roof.
It's time to make history. Time to make history.
Can't believe today is last day of September. Feel like it was just yesterday since you started, you sabbath and mousy.
It's time to make history. This is the foundation. It's time to make history.
I don't know if we'll be able to make it, but if we do, it'll be a dream come true.
It would mean a lot to me. Carter believes. I think I believe too. It's hard to see sometimes
when you see a lot of negative stuff about people that don't know what you're about
and they don't know you and they say a lot of mean things. But at the end of the day
we have to move forward and stand tall.
Don't gotta do all that shit.
Mosey, you should try calling Ludwig so he can be here on a call when he passes the employee spot.
I'm Mouse Keck.
It's so late, it's too late, he's probably sleeping.
And I want to make history for the Indian Defense Foundation.
There's no one just to remember people may say mean things and be like, what the fuck?
A woman?
Yes!
I'll be too!
Yes!
A Latina!
And Hispanic Heritage Month!
In Hispanic Heritage Month!
We're gonna make it there bros, but you know what? It's been a wild ride!
Time! It's time! It's time to fuck the fucking galaxy!
This is a fucking solar system!
For I am out, we can reach any number!
What the fuck is going on in here on this day?
Fuck the fucking immune deficiency foundation!
Thank you guys so much, thank you!
Thank you guys so much for everything that you've done for me!
Thank you guys so much for being there for me and for taking my life and for giving me back my life.
And thank you for helping people like me. I appreciate it so much.
Thank you very much. It means the world to me. Thank you.
Not today, Satan. Not today.
Potato!
A bunch. Holy shit.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm such a fucking crybaby.
I'm sorry. I'm such a crybaby.
Ratcham, Ratcham, Ratcham.
Who am I about to make a name for myself again?
I'm killing you. I'm killing you.
I don't care about anything else, I don't give a shit about anything else.
I- my programming is just that, that fucking guy right now.
There is no, like...
Oh, he's running? I'm back off!
Oh, it's just me.
I feel so much, I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, my OBS is so fucked up right now.
If you guys have a crime, slap that crime on the table like a big fucking cop.
So everybody that you have a big fucking dick today and slap that crime on the fucking table right now!
Swung down and want to go mouse, we love you.
Yep.
Are you thinking this wouldn't last a week?
No.
I can't tell you how much you mean to all of us.
Thank you for being you.
Well thank you, thank you guys.
Thank you guys so much.
Kajanat, we're coming for you next now that the moon's been fucked.
Thank you very much.
Let's go moonfuckers. Let's go Iron Mouse. Let's go push this family.
Guys, we're just doing this for the IDF.
We were coming for Ludwig because Ludwig took my bestie.
But we just want to go above and beyond for the IDF now.
But even the Frenzy Foundation.
That's suspicious.
That's weird.
But it's not above and beyond.
God, thank you.
Well done, Fredham Fighters.
Your bravery and generosity has made this the best mouseyathon I have ever witnessed.
Proud of you all and especially you mouse.
Thank you, thank you.
None of this would have been possible without you.
Sending love from the Autobots.
Thanks, Optimus Out.
Optimus Out.
And so sweet.
Officially fucked. Onward to fuck the sun. Congrats, Mousey. You deserve everything and more.
We have taken sweet vengeance for Mouse's cookie.
Onward to number one. Fuck the moon.
Fuck the sun. Fuck the planets. Fuck everything.
Thanks so much, thank you.
Oh my god.
Thanks, what the fuck?
Oh my god, I'm about to fucking nut.
Oh my god, this is holy shit!
What the fuck is going on in here on this day?
What is happening?
Holy hell, I step away from a meeting and we did it.
We took a mouse and chats.
Chat, if each sub was one mile, we would have built a sub-tower that would reach the actual moon.
We did it.
Congratulations, we beat that potato record as clap.
We all love you, Iron Mouse.
I love you guys too, thank you guys so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you guys, thank you guys, oh my god I can't even see!
Wow thank you so much for the gifts.
Oh it's time to fuck this up.
Number one, here we come.
You never let us down, there's no way we could let you down now.
Well I think it's time for the party hat again or do you want to wear a crown?
You are the queen after all.
I don't need a crown.
Potato!
Oh, did you think we were close to stopping?
Oh no no, this train ain't stopping.
The moon is pregnant.
I can't wait for the Mocal Mail video where this unknown streamer that he's totally not friends with somehow passed him up.
Thank you, little one, thank you.
I'm sorry, I can't stop crying.
I can't stop crying.
I don't know what to say.
Oh God, my obvious is breaking too.
My LBS is breaking too! Everything's breaking!
What the galaxy?
Vogue the galaxy!
You've never let us down, Mouse. We're not gonna let you down now.
We need 22,000 subs to go for the all-time record.
We can do it!
Chat!
Neville, 40 hype train!
3, 7 subs. You can fucking do it!
Let's fucking go!
I'm not fucking the moon anymore.
We'll fucking the universe.
Let's go!
Thank you guys so much, holy shit.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
We're a little afraid to live dream.
Holy shit.
Chat if everyone here gives just one sub more.
Each we will surely beat the record now.
Come on, chat. Let's fuck the universe.
Congrats, Mousy. You deserve this.
Thank you so much.
Thank you very very much. My eyes are burning. My eyes are burning.
My drill will pierce the heavens.
That sounds holy shit. What the fuck? What is happening? This is absolute...
We fucked the mountain. Let's go. Time to fuck the moon.
Also three more levels till we beat the sub train record on channel two.
So proud of you, Mouse.
Thank you so much. Thank you. This means so much to me. Thank you.
Thank you, oh my god please, I'm trying to read the names and it's going so fast.
Keep being amazing.
Thank you, thank you so much.
Well you guys keep being amazing.
So many great people, what the f-
Potato!
The moon has been fucked.
And onwards to the sun and beyond, chat.
Fuck the universe.
What the fuck is going on in here on this day?
45?
What love is so frozen for me?
I can barely see anything.
You guys so much.
I always like giving people context for numbers like this.
I'll reference the largest stadium in the world,
the Nairandramadi Stadium in India, holds less than half of these subs.
My heart is racing so much, my heart is beating so fast.
My heart is beating so fast.
I don't know, we're gonna make it to here.
Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
Table like a big fucking cock!
So everybody that you have a big fucking dick today and slap that crime on the fucking
table right now!
Thank you guys so much, holy shit!
Fuck!
Fuck fuck fuck!
God!
Thank you guys so much, thank you all so much for the gift, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry that I've been crying this whole time and I haven't been able to talk
properly.
So it is time to fuck Mars now, or what?
Time for you two once more, Dawn, your party hat.
Thank you guys so much.
Also, uh-uh, I'm sorry, Ludwig, I'm making your debut as a VTuber.
Sorry about that, but it's gonna happen now.
You can't run from this anymore.
Chad, we stand at a precipice.
This past month I assume you're listening to the news that everyone's accomplished.
We stand on the shoulders of giants.
I get the best birthday present soon with this spending time with you all,
but let's see how far that timer goes.
You can't run from your destiny anymore, Ludwig.
You're becoming a retuber. I don't care if I have to make you a model myself and force you to become one.
It's gonna happen.
I can't wait to be there and see.
That's it.
It's happening.
You can't run from it, Destiny!
It's everybody's destiny.
I'll make everybody debut as a retuber at least one time in their life!
There's no running from this.
There's no running from this can't run from this anymore. It's your destiny
Oh god, we are these guys. I didn't think we're gonna make it this far. I didn't think we're gonna make this far
I don't have many goals left
I don't have many sub goals left cuz I didn't think we're gonna make this far. I believe I believe oh my god
It's okay. What the charity the muze fuck the galaxy. Let's go chat. Thank you guys so much
Thank you. Holy shit.
I think I'm coming down now. I think I'm coming down now.
Unfortunately, my OBS is still really fucked up and it's very very behind and I can't really see all the names of everybody who gifted subs.
So thank you guys. Thank you everybody so much.
Thank you gifted subs. Thank you guys so much.
This is absolutely insane. Oh my god.
Oh shit, I gotta take my meds, hold on, fuck.
Fuck, I gotta take my meds, fuck.
I can't believe this.
Oh my god.
Thank you guys so much, oh my god.
I don't even know what to say, but thank you, like...
I feel so dumb right now, and...
Oh god.
I wish I had better words to say.
I saw Maya, I saw Maya's name.
Oh my god.
I wish I could think everybody individually,
but it's going by so fast.
Thank you all so much.
I saw Puerto Rican flag,
Puerto Rican flag,
Bop A B,
let's fucking go.
Mejenta la vida.
Mejenta la vida.
Tino's brawl.
Potato!
It's my character,
it's my capital,
it's my chad.
Thank you guys so much
for changing my life.
I,
I couldn't ask for a better community.
I swear.
I don't know what I did to deserve all of you wonderful people in my life, but I am beyond grateful.
You guys saved my life, thank you for saving my life, and thank you for giving me a chance.
Blood, baby, you was a VTuber, damn it!
The table like a big fucking cock!
So everybody that you have a big fucking dick today, slap that prime on the fucking table right now!
Who am I about to make a name for myself here?
VTuber Thor next?
I'll make Thor a VTuber too. I'll make Cutie a VTuber. I'll make her the lion VTuber she always wanted to be.
You hear me? You hear me? All you flesh tubers?
I'm gonna make you a VTuber and there's nothing you can do to say about it. There's nothing you can do.
I'm turning you all into VTubers.
The world shall become VTuber.
The world shall become VTuber.
You can't run from your destiny.
Run from your fucking destiny.
And your destiny is animated.
Your destiny is cartoon.
Your destiny is Cartoon.
You guys so much, thank you all so so much.
Level 49, I train what the fuck?
Tuba.
A VTuba.
Become VTuba.
Thank you guys.
TOO BALL!
Thank you guys, thank you, thank you all, thank you everybody who subbed me, thank you, I'm so sorry I can't read your names because my OBS is so fucked up right now.
If you wanna know how bad it is,
it's 33 minutes behind.
It's 33 minutes behind and it's so bad, it doesn't even load names, it just shows user pictures.
It doesn't even show your names!
I didn't want this song to come on, I'm just crying all over again.
Thank you so much for the gift and so thank you all very very much
OH MY GOD WHAT
I train contribution
Thank you very much
You're so cool, god damn
I saw you
I saw you
And that was only because your name had a box around it
You're welcome
Bitch
Oh yeah, thank you guys so much
Thank you, thank you all so much
I'm trying not to lose my fucking mind here, hold up
Shit
Proud of you, Mouse
My sister has a immune disease took years to figure it out keep up the work
Congrats
Thank you. I'm sorry to hear that about your sister
She's doing well
It can take a long time to diagnose an immune deficiency disease a lot of times a lot of doctors don't understand
What the fuck is going on? They don't understand what they're dealing with?
They don't know how to handle a patient who has these issues
55 what the fuck oh my god does gold sounds ridiculous pinks on stream the
sounds so stupid but eating pinks on stream is a big deal for me okay
what the fuck fucking way bro holy shit this is insane
no no no no oh my god I'm like I'm losing my mind right now
POTATO!
The table like a big fucking cock!
So everybody, they used a big fucking dick today!
They slapped that crime on the fucking table right now!
We also broke the hype train record.
Choo-choo.
A little over two years ago, I discovered you through an Anthony Padilla video,
and then saw in love for the first time during your first sub-a-thon.
It's been a hell of a ride and I can't wait to see what else you accomplish.
Thank you for watching me from Anthony Padilla's video, oh Anthony, I appreciate the fact that
he made that video that seemed so long ago, I was, I was put a little baby Vtuber when
I just got video, I was put a little tiny baby Vtuber when I just got video, holy
Holy shit.
I felt like it was just yesterday and a million years ago.
I'm so proud of all you've accomplished, Mouse.
Very proud to be part of the precious family.
Thank you.
I love you and I'm honored to call you my O-
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
I'm honored to be your O-C-E.
I'm honored.
I have won anybody calls me their O-C-E.
I'm extremely honored.
I'm honored.
I'm gonna- I have one- anybody calls me their O.C.M.
I- extremely honored.
Th- I'm honored, thank you.
That means a lot to me.
I'm pretty too!
What? Oh God, I'm so stupid, I'll fuck up OBS.
Please don't- oh my God, if OBS crashes on me, I will lose my mind.
Oh, yes, be good. Be good. Be good. Be good. Be good. Be good.
Wait, am I- Is my screen lagging? Is it really? Is it lagging?
I'm sorry, guys. I wish I could, like, say something more interesting,
but I'm, like, in total shock right now.
I wish I could- Maybe I should sing some songs or something.
So it's not just me just sitting here like a fucking baby crying.
Do some singing. Fucking...
So it's crashed on...
I turned opening to it to my browser in my stream.
The browser crashed!
Shit.
Happy for you taking revenge for cinnamon roll.
Cerebral. No one will ever be smirking your name again.
My king.
What song should I sing?
What song should I sing?
Okay, I saw Breathe in the Chat.
I saw Breathe in the Chat, so we're singing Breathe.
Oh god.
Oh god, if I start crying, I'm sorry.
I'm walking on the path for all the rest of my life.
I stream, I smile at the faces.
I don't know my life.
They regard me with pride.
And everyone's sweet.
They say you're growing places.
So how can I see that while I was away, I had so much to hide,
and she's walking real slow?
Let's go for one time from mouse to pierce the heavens.
We can make out!
...and half gang to show our fuck you universe.
Guys, I gotta go. I gotta go to the bathroom really quick. I'll be right back. I'm so stuck.
I just want to say a big big thank you for giving me hope as someone that has five chronic conditions and does V-tubing.
You give me so much hope, and like, children love you so much, Mousy.
I'm so proud of everything you've accomplished.
I-I came back because I heard the TTS and I didn't want to leave.
I didn't want to leave you hanging, so I came back for the TTS and I-I just want to say
THRUGGHH!
And-and-and I hope everything's okay and-and I hope you're doing better and-and congratulations on me to bring it up.
And I'm so sorry and, uh, and, uh, I-I'll go go to the bathroom, I'll be right back, I'm so sorry!
What the fuck is going on in here on this day?
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I forgot that I had the reverb on.
I scared myself.
Sorry, it took me so long to get back.
Like a big fucking cock.
Show everybody that you have a big fucking dick today
and slap that crime on the fucking table right now!
Oh, good guy.
He's gonna be really crying in fact.
Holy shit.
They're so much bigger, they're so much bigger.
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry that my LBS is still fucked up.
I'm trying.
I'm looking at LBS right now, it's 51 minutes behind.
Oh my god.
Congrats, Mouse.
We are going to unload the rest today.
Sit back, relax, enjoy the love and support.
Let's go chat.
Sorry for the essay.
Oh my god.
It's the paper.
Thank you guys so much.
We'll just look, we know, we know what the goal is.
We all know. We spoke about it earlier. Also, on top of that, I'm donating an extra 10k
to the Immune Deficiency Foundation. I will be donating an extra 10k to the Immune Deficiency
Foundation. On top of everything. But we already know. Thank you guys so much for supporting
me and for supporting the Immune Deficiency Foundation. They mean so much to me. You
You guys mean so much to me, they really didn't.
They helped me out when I was lost and when I was going through it, it's been a while bruhs.
But if we could help other ironmouses out there, I feel like I've done my part and I've done my job and I feel like I did something with my life.
If we could help out more ironmouses out there.
How's El Pao? That's true. Let's do El Pao's.
Oh my shi-
Oh my shi-
Oh my shi-
Oh my shi-
Let's try and get that timer to 144 hours.
Oh my goodness.
That will be a whole seven days.
Seven days!
Oh my goodness.
What?
I don't want to see that timer on less than 144 when that timer stops counting.
Thank you guys so much.
Thank you.
Thank you all so much for the gift and so's.
Thank you.
So...
What's up guys?
We're gonna talk about the weather or something.
Oh my god.
Thank you guys so much.
Thank you guys so much for the gift and so's.
Thank you guys so much for getting to this house. Thank you. I want to say but I'm like on the verge of tears
I look a fuck no to do it myself really. This is my first dream even though I'm
This isn't my first week. Thank you guys very very much for being here. Thank you
Thank you so much for all the gifts itself. Thank you for all the incredible support
and
Thank you for watching me make a fool out of myself every day, and I'm really really glad that I'm not warm right now because I
I just don't want to be warm right now. Maybe I'll be warm later, but not now.
We'll be warm. We have plenty of time to be warm.
Just people enough.
My friends who are going to be here...
Well, my phone just caught on fire because of all these damn subs.
Keep it up. Keep on with that Gurren Lagann shit.
Gurren Lagann shit!
They're here, my friends. They're all here.
And I want a big thank you for being here.
Sorry I didn't talk so much about you.
I'm sorry that I speak more English than Spanish, but I'm lazy.
I'm lazy, I don't want to think about it many times.
I'd rather not think about speaking English at all.
You know that, but I love you very much.
just remember this is for this is for the IDF this is for the mean the
facility foundation we're here just to make history and do this for the mean
the facility foundation mis amiguitos te quiero mucho te amo mucho
demasiado gracias por estar aquí conmigo todos los días junto aunque yo hablo
más inglés que español pero me alegro que ustedes están conmigo y quiero decirte a
to everyone that I have a lot of love for you and thank you for being here
and thank you...
thank you for being part of my community
you all are very special to me
and all of you...
I'm gonna cry
I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry
I'm gonna tell you a sorry because I speak too much English
and if you want to speak more Spanish
What the hell am I talking about?
Tick-o-pong-ick?
Oh my god, don't fucking wait!
What the fuck?
We are not!
What the fuck? We are not!
Stop!
We're breaking! We're breaking it!
Oops, I was wrong.
154 hours is 6 days.
Still high, but I definitely think this chat could make it to 7.
168 hours on that time.
Everything's breaking!
168 hours I demanded
very much thank you for all the gifts and subs thank you
I can talk on twitter right now oh god
I see so many nice comments it's making me want to cry
and then I see little nice comments here
I'm gonna fucking dehydrate myself
and we're gonna make a lot of each other
one gang and half gang it's our time
fuck you universe
I'm a table like a big fucking cock, so everybody that you have a big fucking dick today and
slap that prime on the fucking table right now!
Eyes are crying.
I mean my eyes are sweating.
Just here to boost your train? Never been here before?
Oh god I also want to thank you so much to me so don't...
Thank you we so don't...
You're so kind to you, yes.
I love you we so don't...
I don't remember the home pilots or anything else, but I should be able to get on the plane.
Well, would you like for us just to get a notification about that in your T5 while I'm giving you out?
And then there's no one to tell you something.
Oh, he's running the van!
I'm gonna get out of the van!
I'm gonna get out of the van!
I'm gonna get out of the van!
Galaxy.
Where the fuck is the Galaxy now, bros?
Oh my God, guys, I should have been in bed hours ago.
This is so bad.
I'm so glad I should have been in bed hours ago.
Just to give you an idea of how much love you're getting and how much of a delay there is right now, Mousy.
This is being sent at 159 it.
Weigh 306,621 tonight.
We will take this mouse out to fuck the galaxies.
As someone who is immunocompromised, this is amazing.
Keep on keeping on and don't let circumstances stop you from being awesome.
Thank you, thank you so much. That means a lot to me. Thank you.
Thank you, my ebio-compromised friends.
We can still live our lives. We can still live our lives. We can still live our lives.
And we can still live full lives and have fun and do stuff our own way.
This is not the same way everybody else is doing stuff.
We can do it too.
You are the amazing streamer. Be proud of yourself and all of your achievements.
Thank you guys so much.
Thank you all so much.
I'm so sorry.
My OBS is one hour behind!
I got to say or something, Jesus.
I don't know what to do with my club right now.
So I will make you a Vtuber.
I'm making everybody a Vtuber in this universe.
Potato!
Potato!
If something happened, I can't see what happened
because my OBS is so fucked up.
I'm not getting any...
Oh my God!
Are you...
Jesus, holy fuck.
Holy shit.
I really gotta have the zing or something or do something like I'm just sitting here just crying like a stupid dumbass
Oh boy, oh fucking way
No fucking way, what the fuck
Thank you for being here Goblin Store, thank you again for the raid
I hope you understand I'm making you a VTuber
There's nothing you can say or do about it
You will become a VTuber
Everybody that I know that is not a VTuber
will eventually fall to me and become a beast.
And it happened. You just need to accept it and that's fine.
Don't resist. Just don't.
Poor Mrs. B. Hell yeah.
Yeah! Oh boy.
Now see, I'm so proud of you.
We rose from the trenches of one minute left
on the timer to you being so close to number one.
What a gift you are to us.
This month was a right. Thank you.
Come on chat, it's the home stretch.
Shhh! Slam down that throttle and send that train roaring across the finish line.
Let's go!
Would you like to hear a song?
Awkward me?
What the fuck do I do now?
Would you like to hear a song?
What song would you like to hear?
The best one.
The best, the best one.
Stop me now!
No fucking way.
What the fuck?
No we are not.
No we're not!
My heart, I can't see now, my heart.
My heart is gonna jump out of my throat.
Thank you all so much, thank you, thank you all so much.
Thank you.
Wait, you're here too?
What the fuck?
Everybody's here today!
Thank you guys so much for being here today!
Oh my god, I'm so glad I'm surrounded by so many nice people.
Holy shit, thank you very much.
Oh my god, no fucking way bros.
My heart is going so fast, I can't...
It's like, it's trying to come out of my throat.
Holy fuck.
The number one spot is as good as yours.
Your precious family is on task,
and we will deliver.
Right, five gang, let's get it done.
Thank you.
All I have to say is, honey attracts bees.
Keep being yourself, mousy iron mouse self.
Thank you so much, thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Potato!
I can't believe it.
What the fuck?
Thanks for everything, thank you!
Everybody that you have a big fucking date today
is slap that prime on the fucking table right now!
What the fuck is going on in here on this day?
Thank you all so much!
Thank you all so much, thank you so, so much!
Holy shit!
I'm gonna ask for a better community, thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you for supporting me at the VDF Foundation, thank you so much!
There is nothing, there is nothing that I can say
or do right now, that can properly put into words
the amount of gratitude and the,
I have a million emotions right now
and I'm just very, very thankful.
Thank you so much.
There is nothing I can do or say
that can express how thankful I am.
Thank you guys so much.
Thank you all very, very much.
Thank you for being my community
Thank you for being my rock and thank you for giving me back my life and thank you for helping me and people out there like me
And thank you for supporting your faves. This means the world to me. Thank you so much
Thank you very much. I just want to continue to work really really hard. I just want to continue to work really really hard
So that I can make you guys proud and so that we can make a million more memories
together
Some grats, Mao Zay.
And help even more people.
You deserve this.
Oh thank you very much.
Keep smiling and being you to many more milestones and joy in the future for you.
Oh.
Denny E.
Thank you very much.
Oh my God, my heart.
I have so much.
I'll never forget this day in all my life.
Thank you.
You made the day so special for me.
It was so special for me.
I make a joke so bad, but I'm still crying.
Pull my nose, hold on.
You made the day so special for me, so so special for me.
I make a joke so bad, but I'm still crying!
Pull my nails, hold on!
What the fuck is going on in here on this day?
Bruh.
Bruh, oh god.
A chest hurts.
Chest hurts, I'm out of motion.
Thank you guys so much.
Thank you all so much.
And now it's time to make a joke.
We did it bros.
The cartoon.
The Vtuber.
The Latino.
The Hispanic Heritage Month.
I'm con.
I think for you guys I'm like really I'm shaking right now.
My hands are shaking right now.
So I'll let my record music is singing for you in my stead.
Thank you guys so much. Thank you all very very much.
How's the weather guys?
Bro, I have the best community in the universe. Thank you guys so much.
Thank you. Thank you guys so much. Holy shit. Thank you guys so much.
The larger store in our behind, bro.
I just saw how much the thing is.
It's delayed by that much. What the fuck?
Fucking way.
Potato!
What's this already?
Chat, we have keep breaking records for iBuI.
Thank you chat, thank you.
Any waves?
Oh my god. Thank you guys so much, thank you.
Thank you so so so so much, thank you.
Holy shit, I can't believe this, and I'm so sorry there's-
They've got two iron moguls.
My body, my body is like shaking.
My hands are shaking.
My body's fucking shivering.
Am I okay? Is this a real me?
Is this like, I'm having a party because I have a talking milk to calm down, hold on.
On the table like a big fucking cock,
so everybody that you have a big fucking dick today and slap that crime on the fucking table right now!
Oh my god, so everyone, you have a big dick today!
Or my party head.
I think...
What the fuck?
Uh...
Best not supposed...
I'm a so-woo-woo, I'm a so-woo-woo, I'm a so-woo-woo.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
We have visitors here! I'm not supposed to be! I have to make a good impression!
I have to make a good impression! Hello everybody! For those of you who don't know, my name is Iron Moth! I am a V-super!
God damn it! You're gonna leave me alone!
I don't know about anything else, honey!
You should get away with it anyway!
I might not be able to guess you that!
I'm gonna stay right here till you turn it over!
There's no one!
Oh, you're running?
I'm gonna go!
I'm gonna go!
No!
Yes, I'm gonna run!
I'm gonna run!
I'm gonna run!
I'm gonna run!
I'm gonna run!
Those of you that don't know me, my name is Iron Moth!
I am a VTuber. I belong to the company for the VTuber agency called V Show Joe.
I'm a VTuber. I've been VTubing for a while.
Goddamn Latina! I'm Puerto Rican!
That's weird.
I speak Spanish first, Colinho. You're such an idiot on the internet.
If you like to watch somebody make fun of themselves and be stupid, then I'm your girl.
People claim that I'm a man?
Man? Sure, go ahead.
Claim that I'm a man.
People claim that I'm whatever the fuck.
Go ahead, claim that I'm whatever the fuck.
I don't care.
Yes, I'm a man with a voice changer,
and I have a 10-inch winner.
Anyway, you might be wondering, hey,
our mouse, why the fuck are you doing the sabbathon?
I do the sabbathon because I've
been doing sabbathons for the past three years.
This is my third sabbathon, and I'm doing it to one,
take a vacation away from my fucking life.
I have CVID, common variable immune deficiency disease, I was born with an immune deficiency
disease, a primary immune deficiency disease, which means that my body is stupid and it
doesn't work properly.
So that is why I'm raising money for an immune deficiency foundation because I too have
an immune deficiency disease made out there and I have the best community in the universe
so thank you guys so much.
I'm not advertising myself.
I just let my stupidity do the talking.
You know what I mean?
Because there's so much to be here with me.
Do I look stupid with this hat on, to be honest?
Well, dumb.
I'm gonna tweet a picture of me with the fucking hat on.
Face reveal 1?
Shit!
Cause I'm a VTuber!
There's a lot of VTubers out there that don't mind showing their face, but I do.
I don't want to do it.
So I will not do a face reveal.
So you can eat kaka, if you want me to do it, because my answer is no.
What if we build a laser to draw the V-Show Joe logo on the moon?
You know what my real dream is, it's to be on the Las Vegas sphere.
The goal is number one most subscribed Twitch channels. That's enough for us.
I had to open- I had to open another-
I had to open another-
I had to open another browser and open Twitch to see my friggin' job short!
And what?
You guys don't watch, holy shit.
I should have been in bed hours ago.
But I still want to party.
We'll be supposed to be coming later.
The table like a big fucking cock.
So everybody that you have a big fucking dick today,
and slap that prime on the fucking table,
let it out!
It's not here today.
It's fine.
Let them know, let them know I'm a fucking weirdo.
Let them know I'm a motherfucking weirdo.
Let them know I'm a fucking weirdo.
I'm a fucking weirdo. I'm a fucking worm.
Listen to me.
Today is special.
I'm a freak.
You say we saved your life,
but you don't know how many of us you've saved
as a disabled vet struggling with mental disorders for years.
I can honestly say you saved me.
You gave me hope.
My kabyoshi always and forever.
I don't care about anything else. I don't give a shit about anything else. My programming is just get that fucking guy right now.
Because there is no, like, oh, he's running? I'm back on! Nope, it's just me.
We're now a little bit closer to the one spot than the gap between Ludwig and Ninja was.
It took less than 12 hours after passing Ninja to pass Ludwig, and we have just under 13 hours before the cutoff
We can do this
We still have time
Blop blop blop
Blop blop blop
The party's not over. We still have time. Thank you for being here
Potato!
Thank you so much. Thank you all so much.
Looks like I can't go on Twitter for a while.
Oh boy. Thank you guys so much. Thank you guys very very much
I appreciate all of you so much.
Thank you.
I feel like I'm drunk cause I haven't slept.
Hello mouse, it's me Ruby.
You're only subscriber for this entire sub-a-thon
if created the illusion that multiple people are extending the timer.
But here's the truth, all these people gifting are me.
And now for you to be convinced of this as I continue.
Oh my little show has been going for days!
She's like, how's your little show going?
How many people are watching five?
I'm like, yeah, like, fuck.
It's all a tinder.
Very demure.
Very mindful.
Oh my god, that did not just play it, but it's fine when I smile.
I want to spoil my new model so bad.
Yeah.
I can't.
I'm debuting it tomorrow.
Fuck.
You're going to kill me.
Get a night.
If that timer keeps going up, Sybathon will go into my birthday.
For the love of God, wait please.
I'm in love with God, wait, please! I just show like a tiny piece, Roxy.
Just like a little bit. Just like a sneak peek.
I'm not sending you files early anymore, NO!
Roxy, come on man, just like, just like a little...
Just like, just like a tiny little...
A tiny little...
Show Pete?
Just like a tiny little Pete.
No?
He's just a tiny, just a tiny little Pete.
Just a tiny little...
The story of Iron Mask, Streamer of the Year, Athena, VTuber, and most subbed in Twitch.
There's no a foot?
Is not finished yet chat.
Keep going.
Thank you.
The top of my head.
Just like a little peak of my head.
Why are so flicks?
I wanna so try to hide, hide, hide.
Put it away, I put it away.
Put it away, I put it away.
So half a million subs next year, guys.
this is a bad ends what what the hell what the fuck is going on in here on this
day if I look from the website so thank you so much for the 25 get this
what the fuck I am thank you so much for the 10 fucking shit oh my god oh dear oh
my god the table like a big fucking cock so everybody that you have a big
fucking dick today and slap that prime on the fucking table right now
Fuck him singing fuck this shit
Not today, savior! Not today!
Today, yes!
So, um...
What's the next sub goal then?
I'll ask a kind shookay?
I don't know!
I'll have my day
Good time
I'll fill a line of good time
Shooting stars into the sky
Like a stagger
To find another gravity
I'm a racing car catching by, like baby, the timer!
I'm gonna go, go, go, there's a lot of control, I must take this game ready to rebound!
Oh my god, word 311, no fucking way, what the fuck?
I mean, what the fuck?
Lama had it through, where for?
El pecuño, los gualientos, ese fuego de soledad
My friend has come to practice, I'm looking at him
The veneer of the dead is going down
It's not a mountain, it's a rock
It's not me and the two ten do
Oh boy
If you close your eyes, you'll see the future
It's okay
Let me sing this song
I wanna feel you
Believe in the world
It's not the same
Don't look at me
I'm going to show you something better than now
I'm going to pass out, oh my god, a movie is like three hours later coming.
My demon butler from the long earth and I'm a vtuber.
Oh my goodness, put your duckies on, I can barely see straight.
And you thought you were going to bed like three hours ago?
I did that. I thought I was going to bed three hours ago.
I was asleep when Chad fucked the moon because of my meds making me sleepy.
But Ian now come on Chaddart.
Don't shoot for Mars, take the entire universe for Mouse for the ideas.
Thank you.
Thank you, R.M.A.S. for being such a big inspiration for me as a VTuber who deals with five chronic conditions.
Sometimes I fear of what life has ahead of me, but I want to thank you for giving me so much hope
And value tilde I love you and your content mousy.
See you.
Hello every two, thank you.
I'm so sorry to hear that I let you do it so much.
I know it's scary to have a lot of multiple conditions, especially multiple chronic conditions.
It's a really scary thing.
And it's a lot to deal with.
You've got this.
You've got this bro.
I know it's really scary.
Sometimes you don't know what to do with yourself and you don't even know
if you could look to the future.
But I promise you, if you just try to live life, the best of your ability in your own way.
And you will find your way.
Get me a couple happy cries in before bed should make for a nice eep.
I'm gonna eep so hard that I'm afraid that I'm not gonna wake up in time.
That's how much I'm eeping.
No Chad, I have to wake up.
Also, Zucosis came out and we gotta play it!
We have to play Zucosis!
I don't play glue close to someone who goes so crazy.
Where the fuck are the ducks?
Don't.
Do not pay attention to my tiny hands, please.
I know my hands are small, but don't judge me.
I'm bringing you ducks.
What the fuck?
What the hell?
What is this?
I can barely read.
I can't see, I can't read.
Thank you chat, thank you chat for being here.
Thank you chat so much.
Please take care of the timer.
Let me put all the extras.
Halloween, Christmas, RPG, combat mode.
Have a nice fight.
I don't want to get into...
What is this?
I'm going to go to bed.
I love you guys.
Thank you guys so much for today.
Thank you guys so much for today.
I appreciate all of you so much.
And I can't wait to have more fun when I wake up.
Take care of the timer for me.
me. Take care of the timer for me.
You got it over me.
Break all the records and Master's obspone.
I looked it up and the twitch hype train record is 106 I think we can beat it mouse fans.
We gotta go fuck mas.
Chat time to break the overall record which is held by Thor at level 106.
You did it.
Oh happy.
Guys she did it.
She fucking did it!
What the hell?
Oh, I was watching in bed.
And you still have, until I think 3am on the bonus subs,
you can still get it up as high as you freaking can.
Um...
Because you want her to keep the record for as long as you can, right?
That's my streamer of the year.
That's my VTuber of the Year.
2024 was such a crazy year for Malz.
I remember when she won Streamer of the Year at the Game Awards
and we were there with the show Joe afterwards.
Everybody was screaming.
How much hate she had gotten?
Do you guys remember?
On TikTok, on YouTube, people were going crazy.
What is she doing?
Winning, na, na, na, na.
And now it just goes to show how
So it doesn't matter what people outside are saying.
You've got to focus on your own people, you've got to focus on your own community.
And I really do think you can kind of blend out, but you can kind of get rid of the
negative by just putting enough positive into the world.
You all have absolutely killed it.
You've all done it.
You're all incredible and amazing.
And I'm so proud of you all.
Thank you for doing this, for Mousy and for the charity.
And from the bottom of my heart, I love you all so freaking much.
Man.
I didn't realize you were here.
It's okay.
I didn't want to interrupt.
You literally said exactly what I was thinking, so I was like, okay.
Oh, did you just go saying?
I agree.
I'll have what she's having.
Well, yeah, I'll have a couple of that.
I'm sorry.
I didn't realize you were here.
I wouldn't have modeled on it.
Just look in the bag, it's fine.
How are you doing?
I'm alright, I'm about to take a nap too.
I want to nap with Mousy and revel in her big success.
I'm so happy.
I'm going to hold on.
How about you?
Oh, I'm testing out a new deck on you here.
I'm kicking some kids' asses.
The best.
It's pretty good.
Anyway, gamers, I'm going to take a nap.
Have a good one.
Please keep spoiling Mous.
keep showing her love and just remember if you see stuff online that is like hate
or things that you don't like you can drown it out with positivity you don't
have to argue you don't have to yell you don't have to like yell back at them be
like no you're stinky and stupid just put your attention put your positivity
put your time your money your view your everything on the things that you
like and you want to grow just like you did with the cell phone. Bye bye have a
great night everybody big kisses. Honestly I guess you're stuck with me then no
boys oh oh oh boy sorry boys I'm like I'm like split between kicking and
a douse and reading what you guys saying right now but I realize it's a wall
how are you guys doing you guys have been absolutely smashing it this is
insane isn't it she's in the lead now right she's like hot dog you did you
guys fuck the moon is that what I'm reading right now did you guys actually
do it holy shit the moon raw dog day oh my god did you at least take it to dinner
first come on please we did no okay I'm getting mixed signals from here you
You guys are sending me mixed messages.
Wait, is that sushi?
Sushi!
I was gonna say do you know you're muted or not.
Lation to Mousy and everyone who supported her.
Austria, are you taking?
I'm good, I'm just...
I thought, no, I'd just pop in and babysit for a little bit.
Cause you know that's not the best.
What's the drill?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
The problem right, I'm playing UGER right now.
And the issue is the deck I'm using is very reliant on
my opponent summoning stuff.
That I can take advantage of.
And they're not summoning shit.
It's a very long game.
I'm not late for the lightest shift here.
Yeah.
It is super, super late for me.
Super late?
Yeah.
I'm booba.
I'm booba.
I'm booba.
I'm booba.
I'm booba.
I'm booba.
I'm booba.
Are you playing your bell?
Yes.
How did you know?
I'm in bed.
What?
You're in bed.
I'm in bed.
What?
You're in bed.
Let's fucking go!
Yeah, I'm on my phone.
WAKE UP!
I'm on my-
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.
I'm on my-
NO!
Good night.
Hee-hee-hee!
I'm on my-
Let's go!
Congratulations, everyone, let's go!
Wait, did you like just wake up?
Umm...
Good night.
It's half and behind.
Okay, well I'm going to keep a low key.
Congratulations!
I could go everywhere!
Have fun!
Have fun!
Let's fucking have fun!
Have fun!
And she's dead.
Well, she went to sleep.
Yeah, it's 5am here, so I think I have to go to sleep too.
But, congratulations.
See how it is!
Oh, bye.
Bye, bye.
Have fun.
Bye, bye.
Good night.
Oh, my God.
They hate us, Charlie.
They hate us.
This is ridiculous.
We've lost three in the space of, what, ten minutes?
This is insane.
Complete D colon
Cannot believe this absolute
Travis the I to think of the word there and I couldn't think of what it was so I guess we're just rolling with it
Don't leave us I am going nowhere. Did I shower did I fuck? Oh
God wait when did I last shower? Oh no?
Wait, when did I get back from America?
I just want to say I'm very proud of everybody here.
We all, yay yippee, good job.
Round of applause for Chat!
Yay, good job Chat!
Yay!
Yippee!
You made the clap.
Right, here you go.
Are you ready?
I thought there was a hole nice and open.
Uh huh, yeah.
There's a hole nice and open. Oh, yeah, the fucking
Holy what the fuck?
Crap
Um, I just that's it. I just want to pop in and say yay chat. I'm you guys are doing an amazing thing. Yay. Yippee
historical
Absolutely smashed it absolutely
Absolutely. Absolutely. You've taken the piss. No, no, me no. Okay, goodbye everybody. I just want to stop in and say yeah, yippee. Okay, have fun babysitting. Okay. Bye. Oh my god. It's not a, chat it's not even three that we've lost in ten minutes.
It's four. This is ridiculous. I actually can't believe this. This is silly.
This is silly. What? Four of the baby says they hate us. What the hell?
Can't believe this. I'm still in the same duel by the way. This guy has not like
he ain't summoning shit and I'm using you bells so I'm having to rely on
summoning stuff from the extra deck. It's not fun. It's not fun. Wait, right, okay,
okay, okay. Has Mausi played Master Duel recently? That deck is not fun? Exactly! Also, Vell,
it's an absolute delight. No, not recently. He bells deck of Sona. Well, I was using
Danger Dark Wells and people kept whipping out some fucking really, really, really
dickhead dex so I was like alright you bell time can we shout out the mods for
the hard work oh my god yes you're so friggin right oh my god
chat some fucking pog claps in chat for the mods let's fricking go dude they
have stuck up especially Val dude how how much of you slept though because
Because every time I've been here, you've been awake.
And like going full force.
Little?
Okay, that answers the question pretty well.
Very little?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, well done, sleep, well done, sleep.
Yeah, Haruka's been learning muscle, she asked me to feature it the other day.
So depending on what time Mousy wakes up, I might be able to feature in a bit.
if she joins the call, I might be able to feature.
The only problem is, you guys wouldn't be able to see it,
which would kind of defeat the point.
Because then you'd just be like,
I'd just be chatting out my ass,
trying to do like, so what you do is this, this, this,
this, and you guys would be like, ah, yes.
While looking at a pool of ducks.
Ah, yes, this pool is made of pool.
Ah, yes.
Okay, I'm about to win. The idiot just summoned a monster.
I hope you brought your brown pants, buddy.
Where's my mouse? Why did my mouse just stop?
Eh, nanikore?
The Frick!
Excuse-moi?
Excuse my French.
Oh, there you go.
Alright.
Chouko
She doesn't know yet? Wait, who doesn't know yet?
Who doesn't know what yet?
Thank you for teaching us to always fight.
What did I miss?
Thank you for being our treasure.
What the frick did I miss?
Master doesn't know she got the record.
Oh wait, but I thought she knew.
Oh, you guys heard it before she went to EAP.
You fucking tom-tom, what the fuck?
Stop chatting kaka.
You backer.
Jesus Christ.
Can't believe this.
Would love to hear anything from the sound of music.
You are awesome.
You got one guide by the one guy. How'd you feel? Huh?
Oh, we fuckin' marked. Wait, hold on. What planets have we fucked now?
What's next? No, no, not the moon. We've already done the moon.
Which one's next? Hold on, let me pull a map of the universe up.
Very good at geography.
You fucking stink.
You fucking stink. What do you mean? Get the fuck out of here.
map of the solar system yeah cuz the universe would be too big mouse you said
the whole universe oh okay if that's the cat well you've got to know where's next
on the list right surely Mars would be next right if I was looking at me hold
on huh do you guys hear anything there must be something in the wind
Skippity.
Jokes on you, I find it hilarious.
You have no power here.
I have Zuma humor.
My Zillennial powers are too strong for you, Xenathar.
Blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah.
Can't believe this.
Katie, you stink!
Oh, you bet! Oh, get the...
Damn, you got me back.
You stink.
What is this?
What the frick?
Chat.
They're not even sticking around.
They have the smallest balls ever.
Both of them.
And acting.
Huh?
Then it would be funnier if you actually
managed to get half a word out before your TTS consult.
Otherwise, we have no fucking clue what the joke is.
It's like, why did the chit?
No balls.
Oh, look at me. I'm Katie. Blah blah blah blah.
Yeah? If Zen is made, does that mean that I'm Zen? Okay.
What?
I am the best gamer in all of the showjoe.
Except actually, that's Haruka probably.
Sixth place in the game the other day.
Sorry, chat. I'm trying to figure out how I want to kick this dude ass.
And you know what? Actually, no.
I will not do this dole because this dude is taking forever to play anything.
No no no no no no no no no.
Time is still going?
No.
No it's not.
E?
E?
Yeah, that's the noise I make when you enter the VC then.
It wouldn't be if you actually stayed in the VC though!
Damn chat!
You're still going friggin' home!
Eff, yeah no I was debating on the internet.
John Madden?
Maddenbees, no it's a bird.
Do you even play in the basketball game or something?
Is John Madden basketball? Hold on.
Well, not when I spelled it John.
No, it's not that.
American football?
You did not.
Listen, I... I...
I can't figure out from my response.
What the fuck?
Can't even fucking believe this.
Dude, I don't even watch our own football.
Let alone your yee-ha fucking football over there.
football over there that you don't even kick. Football with your hands. With fucking mech
armour on I guess. Hand egg? Yeah that's probably more accurate. That's probably more accurate.
So wait, so how does American football work? Is that like the, I don't know, you guys
call the other one soccer if I'm remembering correctly. Is it basically just rugby with
armor we're getting a field and kiss now that I would watch that'd be pretty
rad why fuck the universe we can fuck the multiverse come on I'm doing heels
as well that would be fucking hilarious kind of run on the grass field with
heels on real men play rugby real men donate plasma and donate five subs
It's a mushy chap.
Yeah, see? I'm right!
I'm right. I'm always right.
Within 10 makes Zen wrong.
Oi, Nate.
You're going to license their foe that their Exodia card?
I actually do.
I have a license for when I used to do nationals.
I actually do have a license for it.
Funny, because I actually did do Exodia Dark World with you as well,
but yeah, it actually applies.
Yeah, what now, huh?
I'm not telling you my coffee ID.
Uh, it's a Kinder-Ruby minus no scrimmeless tackles and hits for all the help of greed.
But what does it do?
Oh my god, it's like playing Master Dole with live Jesus Christ.
Then get back here and tell me what it does!
It does deez nuts.
I miss Tina Gate.
Anyone that actually plays U-Gear, that's actually hilarious.
also why is she being so feisty today what's what then I know you can hear me
right now what the fuck have you been eaten you're like you're extremely
feisty today you're usually not as feisty with me as everyone else she's a she's
being silly she's being very silly she'd be a silly Billy it's okay I'll just
cross mapper and lock down protocol again in the back of the head two scoops
It's a chaos for breakfast.
Do you want to toast in the wrong s-
Okay, that sounds like something else, okay.
You've been talking to yourself this whole time.
Oh, shit, yeah, I haven't taken my meds!
Oh, no!
It's okay, I don't want to take my meds,
because otherwise my fucking Oshis aren't real.
Hey, look at that.
Look at what?
What hat?
What hat am I looking at?
Oh, actually, fun fact.
I got given a cowboy hat while I was in America, by someone.
That was a, that was a thing.
Since watching Miles, her, wait.
Ever since I started watching Miles,
her sub count, sub count, her skyrocket.
Yeah, no, there's probably a reason for that.
Family's absolutely fucking based
and they've been popping the fuck off this subathon.
During, absolutely crazy.
Absolutely popping the freak off.
Yeah, number one all the time.
Wait, she had a Kai now?
Is it Kai? Is that his name? I think?
Kai, uh, Senma?
I don't know, I don't watch flesh tubers.
You know what's even worse than flesh tubers?
VTubers?
Jesus Christ.
Oh, bloody hell.
Bless you.
Wait, do we say bless you when people vomit? Is that a thing?
It's all that long back down.
Imagine watching VTubers? I know, imagine.
So wait, so mousey is all time, so are we getting this as high as we can then?
Oh you're in five gang, alright, okay, alright.
I know I did this earlier, but we're gonna set this off boys, right?
Get your fives at the ready?
Yeah, you have fives at the ready, get those fucking swipers out!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, let's get that fucking numeral.
Oh chat!
Absolutely fucking beast.
Oh we ain't done, yeah I know we ain't done.
We're just getting started, bro.
Yay!
You went to the moon last time, we're going to Mars now, baby.
And beyond.
Two infinities.
Fuck the Mars.
The Mars. Yeah, okay, we're gonna hear that.
Fuck the Mars!
Fuck Pluto.
Pluto's the other fucking way!
Okay, when I read that it pulled off Milky
into two separate lines and all I heard all I saw was fuck the milky and I was so
confused as to what the fuck I was reading but kind of love that milky your
mama oh sorry I had to got me good what okay okay we're gonna have a real talk
for a second here boys why is it I burp so much better when I'm babysitting you
guys the fuck are you guys feeding me don't be nasty no you the hype yes Zen
smells I agree you guys see all I could be cuz we're going to Mars right it's
cuz we're going to Mars oh but I'll let you take three guesses yeah what was the
I'm trying earlier the fifth was it like it's a 50 from tonight part of the five gang proud to be part of the precious family
Now let's fucking go bros. We're making history
Yes, yes, yes, I agree 52 fuck me
Level 52. I don't think I've ever seen it like I hold because of the milky
Yeah!
Theoretically, we have raised about half a million dollars in just subs for the IEDF video.
No sub!
How the fuck do you still have no sub?
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, chat.
Hold the fucking breaks a sec.
If you don't have a sub,
just fucking put like, O slash or something like that for a second.
I wanna see this.
Cause that's insane if you don't have one yet.
And fucking Oilers, if you see someone without a sub,
Change that.
Jesus Christ.
Oh look, it's raining.
Alright, you know what to do.
There is 312 people with a sub right now.
I let time, things don't...
Oh yeah, cause 2 million followed, that's probably great.
Too much for ages and you still don't have one.
Jesus. Help I am subless.
Sub-less? Jesus. That's brilliant. Sub-less? What's worse, being sub-less or made-unless?
Ooh. Now that's a question for you. Yeah, keep it going, chat. Keep it going while we
are on level 16. Keep it going! Oh, you guys have got this. Easy.
So we just decided not to go to spot in one go.
Hope you don't mind.
You guys been having a good sub-a-thon so far compared to the unsubbed, yeah?
You guys been having a good sub-a-thon so far?
If anyone says no, um, uh, mods invert their balls.
For that you get a hyperclap, hold on.
You got one!
Let's frickin' go, you're gone.
I don't know why but happy Katie noise sounds young.
I just mean excited, dude.
I'll say hi, Meryl.
Hi.
Yeah, you got a Dragon Ball title during it?
Yo, shit dog, what did you get with it?
What did you get with it?
Sad thank you for the five.
Everyone thank you for the gifted subbies.
You guys are fucking nuts.
Like, when you think about, like, half of this is going towards a friggin' charity
and stuff, and like, the fact that Mousey is now literally top of Twitch, Queen
of Twitch, she's always been the Queen of Twitch, but she's now officially the
Queen of switch.
Yeah!
Cause she's topping.
Yeah she needs more.
Feed her more.
Think about it Chopperite.
Think about it.
Okay?
The higher it goes,
the longer she'll be at the top.
Happy nails to the queen?
Always.
500K next?
Oh yeah, you speak in my language.
Oh yeah.
Yeah it's absolutely brilliant UB.
1 million next you gotta hit 500k first Jesus Christ
why not 600k while we're at it?
oh yeah I don't even know I don't even know
you know what would be fucking nuts? you know what would be fucking
nuts? well Cardi am I playing Yu-Gi-Oh? well I was playing Yu-Gi-Oh then I started reading
charts
um if you guys
managed to hit what what is the exact number she's on and I can't even see
what the exact number she's on. You guys got 2.1 million on there.
Imagine that!
Thank you all, Giftus. Thank you mods, thank you Thor and Thor's chat.
All the ironmasses. We love you, Mousy Ironmesslove.
That's too crazy, you're in man too low, bro.
Okie's great 8th form silhouette, you didn't turn down his...
YO THAT'S WICKED! WHAAAAAT?!
No, she's fucking not. Do not say she is.
No, she's not.
Don't- do not even- what's the goal for Mars?
Ooh, I don't know. Chow, what do you reckon it should be?
She's front page.
Oh, in that case, anyone that comes in from front page, you have to pay the tax.
I- you don't really. I'm just- I'm just pulling your leg, but...
Should we say, we fuck Mars?
Yeah, she's sleeping well. It's okay, I've got you guys. I got you guys. I'll babysit.
I'll babysit you guys to Mars. Let's go!
Uh, shall we say, hmm...
Shall we say 350 or 400 as Mars?
Congrats, I'm out of break twitch today.
Yeah, you guys ro-dog the moon, like, geez.
It's America's fun. Yeah, it was absolutely brilliant.
3-5- okay, okay, MODS! Can we get up all, please?
3-50 or 400.
No, MODS, don't remove the ball. Shut up.
When was it you went to sleep? Like, 15 minutes ago, or something like that.
What did the high train get up to? What, before level, like, 52 or something?
Is what Chas said.
Yeah, GOLF and MODS.
3-50 or 400.
You guys can be NASA for this question.
You guys can be nicer and decide how far it is.
How far we need to FUCK they get to Mars.
That's a sentence I'm never saying again.
That is... that is nasty.
Never wanna hear that sentence again.
So glad I was here for it.
Get your ass to my eyes!
I am somewhat of an astronaut myself.
Wait, is the timer still trying to catch you up?
Jesus.
It's well behind.
Absolutely silly.
Oh my god, let's go wolves with the fucking...
What was that?
Hey, you sure can't hear me.
I'll be doing it for a long, long while.
What if I don't, though?
What if I don't get you, sir?
What?
What will you do?
Cry?
Oh.
If you cry, I'll cry, and then it'll just be a disaster when I'm doing that.
Oh, excuse me.
I don't know if you guys just heard that.
Oh my god you guys are popping up with this little cute!
On and on my absolute friggin goat let's go!
Oh no I'm not going to m- oh my god Vecta!
And Lauren as well, hello you two.
Oh my god Charly.
Hello there yo thanks for inspiring so many of us.
What is this?
You've touched our hearts and we are always here to see what you have in store next.
What is this?
Chat let's go.
for mousy for all of you guys welcome in mousy's asleep i guess i'm child mondon you guys time
to fuck mott wait what do we got 400k right okay chat you see does it go 400k boys you guys hit 400k
consider the Mars fucked you guys fuck the Mars at 400k that's how this works
400 for Uranus no I remember one time I heard like some like science dude
talking about space and he turned around and he was like you overness and I was
like I was just sat there and I was like it's not that's not pronounced like
that you fucking idiot. The Mars or the Mars? Like Uranus? Goddamn. They made a dinner first, Jesus.
Fuck the Mars riot. Not riot. Raid. Raid's the... I keep thinking that the raid emo, this one.
I keep thinking this bad boy is the riot emo, but it's not. It's raid. And it's the entire
time that I've watched Mousy, um, it's a good few years now. Uh, the entire time, uh, I thought
it, I always go to type in riot before raid. I'm always like, where the fuck is my email?
So I had your old fuck mark, not yet, not yet. Wait, okay, my mask is terrible chat,
how far away are we from fucking the Mars right now? 87, God, you guys do that so
Fucking quick Jesus Christ
86
Nice seven. Okay. Now you're just confusing me 86
8759 what okay?
You guys see the oh
Jesus you guys see it you guys can see it
69 nice you guys can see how far it is
You know what to do.
FIVE GANG RISE!
Is she drunk or did?
No.
I'm just a gassy lassie.
Probably delayed.
It may be delayed, but you should be able to get her, right?
I am lost.
This is late.
I'm babyshidden right now.
Yeah.
Who's speaking?
Your conscience.
You forgot to wipe.
No, I'm not real.
I'm a figment of your imagination.
I am the doodle behind your eyelids.
Have you ever seen me and your meds in the same room?
No, didn't think so.
Even with the little potty hat.
No, it's fucking adorable, isn't it?
It's absolutely frigging adorable.
I've been staring at it the entire time.
I've been alternating between looking at Mousy's little potty hat rising, rising, rising sink.
And then I've also been looking at the little duck in the background called change in the house of flies
Why my eyes just?
Drawn to that name
But you get it yet it is I guess I'm with you and Marcy, please if she wants one
I'm gonna force someone to do a song with me
I'm more than happy to do a song with any of my friends any time really
But if she messages me one day, and it's just like yo
Oh, Paddy, what are you doing, Steph?
Hold up.
Sorry, I just read something.
Yeah, okay.
Um, yeah, if she turns around and she's like,
I wanna do something with you, I'd be like,
all right, but yeah, freaking crazy.
Do Nightwish?
I'd do Nightwish, that'd be sick.
Wait, is it actually October now?
No, it's October tomorrow!
In some places?
Oh, shit, yeah.
Whoops.
I forget that everywhere isn't in fucking British.
time. Hmm. Hmm. Can't believe this. Can't believe this. To your destiny. To your destiny. Yeah.
I'm not crazy. Well, right, the entire time I was in America, right, my sleep schedule
pretty much stayed the same. Like genuinely, like I've got back and I'm not jet lag like
pretty much at all
because
like my sleep schedule still the same
yeah oh my god I'm eating really good sleep schedule
oh my god yeah
what of it
um
build different
in a colonizer is coming out
fucking Christ
that's it
sleep schedule got ruined eventually
no no no no no no
I get because I stay up for a while right
I get like between four and six hours sleep usually.
I used to get two.
I used to get two like every night consistently.
Now I'm up to four, between four and six.
I'm trying to do better.
Four hours?
Yeah, between four and six hours, no.
That's nothing, no sleeping.
I don't need much sleep.
Need eight?
No, eight makes me feel sick.
Yeah, literally ever since I was a kid,
I got like two hours sleep.
Like when I was in like, well, you guys might not know
what I'm talking about here.
We have primary school, which I think is like age,
I'd say probably the earliest I remember getting
like on that sleep schedule was like about the age
of like eight or nine.
And I kind of don't have memories before that.
And I did that up until I was well,
about a year and a half ago and I did two years that entire time, no not two years, two
hours basically and then like once every like two months I had to have a day where I'd just
get like eight hours sleep and that would be like a hibernation.
I don't think I've ever got more than eight.
But back then I used to work four jobs when I left school at 16.
I had four jobs at the same time, and I was running off to where I was sleep, which was
oof.
Are they prime subs?
Holy shit.
That's absolutely crazy.
You know what else is crazy?
The rats.
The rats make me crazy.
They called me crazy once.
They locked me in a room.
A rubber room, rats!
You know what else was in that riz on prime account that you can link with your twitch?
Which allows you to get one free sub?
But your favorite streamer iron mouse
By having a prime sub let's freaking go
Rats give you pride. You guys have a
Slap that prime on the table like a big fucking cop. So everybody that you have a big fucking dick today
Slap that Prime on the table like a big cock, there you go. Nice cock, bro.
It's such a- it's such a good-a-little-
She's so precious. You guys are precious.
The fuck? The combination of Mausie plus the family is like a combo made, like...
Y'all are absolutely based.
Aw, thanks bro, you're welcome bro.
It's just delightful, like seeing you guys absolutely top in it, and seeing Mousy every time get really excited and happy and couldn't be prouder of the Bofio.
Say the Bofio. I'm counting chat as a hive mind right now.
Y'all are a singular entity for this conversation's sake.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Pretty sure at this point.
We all Legion.
Number one hey
Mouse is number one hey, oh my god
Do not you with the fucking
This is my moment
Sleep and I just joined in silly without doing the fucking the thinker runes. I'm gonna run for a wee wee really quick
um Robbie Rotten I know you guys keep that going up let's go and fuck the
Mars and I'll be I'll be back in a second right
chat this our fucking moment do it for your Kamioshi do it for the IDF do it
for your fellow chatters donate bitches donate Huzzah! Huzzah! is it ending
to dick. Fesser, um, look at the timer. Oh my god, I swear to god, I'm gonna- oh my god.
Oh my god. Chow, I'm actually gonna fucking kill Zun. I swear to fucking god. You bitch.
You fucking bitch. What you do? Uh, I-I messaged her saying, oh, you're a silly Billy. She
sends me a gift back of, you know, that loading virtual hug thing. And then it
fucking coats right before it loads to the fucking Rick Roll. I was literally, I was looking at the
GIF and I was like, oh that's so cute! I'm gonna send something really nice back. I'm gonna say how
much I love her and then I get hit with the Rick Roll and I was like, oh you fucking bitch.
She's never gonna give me up. Never gonna let me down. I mean that's
That's debatable.
That's debatable.
Cathaway.
You fucking put that cat away.
I can't believe we're at 100 hours.
We're over halfway towards fucking 200.
Is that the actually crazy chart?
Is that the actually crazy chart?
Actually frigging crazy.
Absolutely mental dude.
You guys are something else.
Like for realsies.
Okay, sorry.
How'd you be a duck?
How'd you be a duck? Uh, it's pretty short random, right? Yeah? Okay. Yeah, random. So basically you just have to stick around and eventually you will become a duck.
Is the fate of all chats to become a duck eventually? Become duck. I can duck, I will duck.
When do the subs reset?
It's the fun part.
They don't.
At the end of it, I guess?
Duck down?
Ah!
Holy frickin' shit!
Sorry, I've just seen the Twitch sub, like, you know, the amount that Twitches subbed?
Like, because of this event thing?
Holy bejeeves!
What is that?
Frickin' 10 Kicks?
Ho ho ho!
That recess this morning?
Wait, how did that reset?
Only today?
Oh my god, chat, I'm so fucking proud of this.
Books be bu-
It's weekly?
Wait, is it the start of the week today?
Wait, what fucking day is it?
So happy to have been able to have woken up in time to see you pass the Moon Mausie.
Come on, champ, I'm not the boss!
Buh!
What are all my days of blending into one, dude?
Tuesday there? Oh... Oh, it's Tuesday in it, bruh!
Unfortunately, it's not Tuesday for me yet.
This is so sad. Can we get five gifted subs in our sister?
Gifter, you are freakin' best.
You are freakin' best for that.
well fucking played. Well friggin played dude. Five gang, five gang, five gang. I'm trying to,
I'm trying to be a kidz on Yu-Gi-Oh chat. I apologize if my responses are a little slower right now.
What deck? I'm playing, um, I'm playing you bells right now. Um, just because people have
been an absolute nightmare on Master Duel today, so I decided I'm also gonna be a bitch.
What's my favorite deck? Turbo Danger Dark World. I've used that for years. Okay, that
should be a decent first turn. I managed to get a Apollosa, Soul of Rage, and
Ubellon for the first turn and then I've got a eternal favorite Nightmare
the pain and opening of the spirit gates with a geist going to gollum and
hand that's pretty decent dude I really wish I could like teach you guys you
go I want to I want to teach I want to teach
Erica some point I think you bell snake is a thing yeah it's pretty nasty if I
pot of greed I've actually got pot of greed as my as my dual buddy on master
bill I'm sure you can do it yeah no easy I've been playing you give up oh my
god how many years now I started playing when let's look what date would
this be oh my god I would have been like five Jesus oh my god I'm feeling
little ho ho ho ho holy Jesus thank you for the prime yeah I must have been all
about five I think actually no I've right my lot froze my age at 25 so I'm
25 forever which is unfortunate because I was excited to be hitting haggie years
in a few years but it's a hard not play you're five and 1988 Jesus what year
would I have been five uh like 2002? 25 is higher or are we gonna roll with that? That
is a statement. Five D's was peak. Five D's was great but I will I'm gonna I'm gonna
I'm gonna I'm gonna one up either. Five D's was absolute fucking god tier but um on top
But I'm gonna raise you that.
The final season of Out of the Year.
I would love to go on this boat song
from Luna Silver Star Story.
Kinda biased because I have a crush on Bakora and Marik,
but that's besides the point.
And Mai, obviously.
But on top of that, the Oracleical season is also peak.
Oracleical season f***s so hard.
not the core what do you mean not the core
yummy decor is
who hello yeah yummy decor of course
no no no no no no no like a see not not
season zero season one
I'm sorry I'm a kibus then
yeah I was watching I was watching you
go you get a first season out of
context and uh so fucking good yeah there was one that uh where was it I think it was uh
um I think it might have been maric I think and anytime around me he's like no you but he's like
No you can't!
And then you'd be like, I just did!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh dude...
So fucking good.
Fucking brilliant.
She's smashing it.
Chas is absolutely fucking smashing this.
You guys are doing insane.
Very proud of you guys right now.
Keep it going, keep it going Chas.
Gonna fuck the Mars? Yes.
Oh yeah, the
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!
NOT HIM!
Well, the fabulous babysitter isn't much-
Yeah, listen dude, would you say-
Would you say to help, Masi?
And give you guys a little bit of company while the-
While the queen herself gets a little bit of fucking snoozing.
Wait, do we have-
Do we have kiss a homie in this shot?
Do we have kiss a homie in here?
Yeah, well, fucking deserved, snooze.
Yeah, you do.
I'll be right freakin' here!
Oh, did you guys see the uh the and I'm so sorry I'll shut up about Ugeo in a sec uh do you guys know the um
the Ugeo movie?
Well, um with paradox in
Yeah, the crossover one
No, no, no, not the not the fan made one
Not the fan made one the um
What's it called?
uh the
I think it's on beyond time. I think it is
A 420? Oh my god, shout out, yeah, 420. You know what, actually no, not even 400K is Mars.
Obviously 420K is going to be Mars.
Is that a fan made one?
I'll have to check it out.
Yeah, the real one's a crossover.
Paradox monster? Yeah, they're both in the life fix and then it's got the crossover
between UCG and the newbie.
Oh, that fucks.
Bonds be on time.
I think it is.
And then there was the newer one that was later on that also fucked.
Oh, I have a great time in Workfong.
690K is your reign.
You said it, not me.
You said it, not me.
What a fucking sub name, Jesus Christ.
Are you two thinking?
What is this timer?
This timer is absolutely based and chat is doing an absolutely insane-o-style, pogtastic
job of keeping this bad boy shooting to Mars. Chat's on the way to f**k Mars.
So the nerds don't care about the time on space, they don't give a damn about that,
that's the way to mind mouse rolls. You guys can get out of the Milky Way system at 100k.
We'll put that up, we'll put that up, yeah grind in the second rea- yeah I mean you guys
want more mousey right?
You guys want more mousey right?
You don't know what mousey is, you don't know what mousey is, yeah I know I'm just
pulling your leg, aww chai, you know what actually, let's see, let's see, let's see.
What does mousey's luba-zimmerate look like right now?
Thank you for the 10 gifties. Thank you
Okay, it looks like that. All right. All right
Let's get some lobbies for love lobbies. What the fuck?
Lobbers for mousy and chat. We love this bitch
Anyone deserves to be the queen of twitch at her. She's fucking insane
One absolute fucking legend of a person, am I right? She looks this sleep you little Gremlin
peek-a-boo
Yep
Genuinely one of the most fucking inspiring people I've ever seen
Well, just make no not for me. No no no no no no no no no
Not about me
Mods and mercy if you're gonna do it and for yourselves as well Jesus Christ
Think about it without you guys chat. This wouldn't even like be a thing
Without the family being a thing like this wouldn't be a
This wouldn't be a thing
Yes subs then a plasma hug your friends. Yeah, absolutely
That's family
Which other time is not glitching it is not glitching
Yeah, that's that time is just gonna be going up and up and up and up and up. Let's go Wolfram
Let's freaking go dude
Get the Wikipedia page ready. I mean it goes the same with every streamer, right?
It goes the same with every streamer that even though technically the streamer does like provide the space for people to hang out
But without the community the streamer wouldn't be in the positions that they're in
This is why I'm saying you guys should give yourselves a fucking huge part on the bike. Oh, let's go chat. Thank you for the
Thank you for the gifted subs towards mercy. Thank you guys and I'm sure she's gonna be absolutely over them
I'd say over the moon, but you guys already fucked it so
Should be over Mars at that point are people still spamming you bell decks on master duel
I don't know what I'm using to you build that right now
Because people have been fucking me over with cash chair and shit all day and it's been when did you get to sleep?
Not longer. Yeah, she went to sleep not like crazy long ago. Oh, she
Is she awake? Oh
Oh, she peekaboo.
Will there Mars when she wakes up?
Well, you guys need to hear 420.
420 is Mars.
If you guys want to frick Mars,
frick the Mars, sorry,
then you guys know what you have to do.
Right, Lego?
Of course I frickin' do.
Of course I frickin' do.
Doesn't everybody like Lego?
Who doesn't like Lego?
Frick doesn't like Lego.
Your thoughts?
Hmm, sounds like a skill issue.
You hate it?
You fucking take that back, you slut.
Uh, haven't touched a Lego in years?
What?
Honestly, chat, I think it's a model, just like, whole chat, I think it's just the
model doing it.
Okay?
I am clenching so hard for a, uh, or is it?
I know that doesn't help at all with what I'm trying to describe for a superpolemization
right now, but it just is not happening.
Alright, if I put that and that back in the deck, it should be okay.
Damn, this isn't looking good.
I've got an apple loser and a phantom a Ubell on board and it's not going great.
That chat, if you see- right, okay, okay, okay, okay.
As Marcy and the Mods are saying right now, dude,
if you see anyone being a negative little Nelly,
don't even acknowledge it.
Don't even acknowledge it.
Just give everyone a big ol' smooch
and tell the rest of the chat how much you love them.
Focus on people that actually are
based as shit.
You got no time at all for pains in the ass.
What the fuck?
I know.
I'm finally able to take a shower.
Ew.
You should kind of know me, what the fuck?
Well no, we beat Blood's goal and I told Shadowfreak we didn't beat it, I wouldn't shower.
So I've been waiting Blood's time.
Okay, that makes sense.
Right, do you want to start from 20?
Come here.
Why? What?
Uh...
Last time I saw you...
It's the last time I showered.
Oh!
Yeah, that's a...
Oh!
Yeah.
Why?
Uh...
I don't know.
It was like six days ago, or seven days ago.
It was a week ago.
It was.
It's been a week.
It was.
It was.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh boba.
Oh, this freaking game!
What's it trying to make me do?
What the fuck?
Oh boba.
Sorry, I'm playing Yu-Gi-Oh!
I'm very confused on what this is trying to get me to do right now.
A boba.
A boba.
I woke up and I saw the news happening.
I was like, oh my god, they did it.
I could shower.
They've been absolutely incredible.
They're trying to play in one.
Yeah, I saw it in one soap.
That's what I mean.
Yeah, they've been absolutely smashing it and only going higher.
So, as I'll tell you, they fucked the moon, and now they're on the way to fuck the Mars.
I feel like I'm missing a lot of context.
So, basically, you know what, I'm quitting this fucking duel.
It's trying to get me to declare a card name, but not getting the options to declare, so.
Marcy was talking about hardships and overcoming challenges.
And so she said challenges are like mountains.
And then said, fuck the mountains.
And then a while ago I ended up saying,
I tried to say, fuck the mountains, we're going to the moon.
And I accidentally said, fuck the moon.
And that became a thing.
So now that the goal's been hit, they've fucked the moon, uh, another on the way to, uh, fucking the Mars is the way to do it.
That's the, but that's at 420k.
So that's the, that's the gist of it, the rundown.
That's also a good time to have L20.
Yeah, that's, I've said that, that, that, that's at
690.
Mmm.
It wasn't called the Big Bang for an offer, fucks sake.
HAHAHAHA!
NOOOOOOO!
No, not that one!
No, not that one!
My list are outside.
My list are outside.
That's not good.
It's coming to take me.
I'm trying to wake up.
Trying to wake up.
Wait, what?
Wait, what? What fucking time is it for you right now?
No, uh, it's like 3pm. It's not bad.
What the fuck is your sense again?
It was good a while ago.
Then Twitch can't happen.
Oh no, Twitch can't fix it.
Oh, wait. 3pm is fixed?
No, no, no, no, no.
I was waking up at like 11 in the morning.
Right.
But now, today is different.
Oh, I see, I see, I see, I see.
Ahhhh!
Today the fucking happened.
Is uh, how are we being the world record?
Yeah, yeah, she's, she's, she's Queen of Switch right now.
Ah, fuck yeah.
She's absolutely great.
Who else to break it? Other than Iron Rels, come on now.
You're right, you're right, she's literally the Queen of Switch.
Now, where the hell's John Twitch?
Yeah, where is he? Huh?
Where's the, where's the channel?
The 30 seconds of congratulations.
Are they gonna send Melsi some shoes?
Hmm?
Crazy.
So poor I was thought that was.
I'm so angry.
Well, it's just posted, really.
Oh, that's good.
And what have you known, man?
How come I'm ice cube flooring?
It's either the trucking going goof,
or she's being a little cheeky,
a little grumbling.
Are you lying?
I'm not lying.
I'm not lying.
What are you lying?
Me!
Oh, Mouse's eyes, I was like what the...
Yeah, I know my eyes, Jesus.
I'm just playing with you.
It looks like it's every person's life.
Me found a way from being the all-time record.
Mouse, you deserve it honey.
I should have just...
I should have just liked to be here and help.
Cause you return all of us to be accepting more.
No, I'm not. You go shatter the head, Chuck.
head-trunk dude.
Sure.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know if you were saying any TTS.
What happened?
Oh, no.
TTS is like miles behind.
Take me to the shower.
No, what the f**king note?
Actually, no.
Ooh, I got...
What was it?
I went to a Korean spa on the day before I came back.
So it would have been...
When would that have been?
When would that have been?
So you were stinky when you got your massage?
No, because when you go there, it's got like the little shower section in it.
Like, you know, like the Japanese style, like little stool thing.
So you go in that and then after that you've got like the cold tub, the hot tub, and then you've got the sauna rooms.
And then, yeah, you can either get a scrub, we didn't get a scrub, but you can, um, that
would have been what, two days after the con?
Which was...
Oh, I mean, it's still like four days, three days, you know, you still got time.
Hold on, when was the...
Let me check my column.
It was...
Drumroll.
Uh...
I can't do math.
One... Oh, it's about to be tomorrow, so I'm going to count this as a day.
So, one, two...
Three, four, five, six, seven...
It was a week ago. Seven days.
Oh.
Let it cross.
It's the... It's the...
Let it cross, let it cross, let it cross.
Yay!
Thank you, Mephisto.
Thank you for giving your money to a cause.
Yeah, they're, honestly, they're absolutely base.
What's your crust?
I don't actually think that's the fun bit.
You know, masses definitely deserve this entire thing.
A lot of creators, a supporter.
Sadly, some stinky little audiences don't, but, you know, it's okay.
this generation respectful about it you are wonderful actually I mean oh shit I
saw I saw you on rebellion on the same day actually oh my god coming in with
I'm so oddly confused by 7TV, everyone's like, install it, install it, and now my world's
opened up with too much colors.
Cocka!
If you think I'm a crime on the fucking table, I'm not that crime on the table like a big fucking cock!
So everybody that you have a big fucking date today, don't let that crime on the fucking table right now!
It literally is.
Block out the hate with some cock, chat.
Thank you, Shmah. Good job. Thank you, giga-chat.
Uh, 1412 Wolves. Good job. Thank you so much.
what is the goal you know what i said
i love that ball
love the time on the table like a big fucking cock yeah that's it
yeah
okay about some of that
hey chat i have a question for you guys are you guys excited
uh... excited for the uh...
uh... dragon boss sparking zero game coming out
the moon is pregnant
uh...
well i'm the
dummy who got the hundred dollar version
um but it's like six days for me or something
that i can play in it so it's soon then
yeah i'm excited for that let's freaking go
also silent hell 2 is coming out in a few days as well
i think on the 6th of october oh fuck i'm excited to play that the second
It's been a long time
Thank you, Stedocs. Thank you, Gold in the Panda
I'm just looking at chance. What is that? I'm so...
What is that? I'm so Dr. Chad.
Ew, why do you look like that?
You guys are changing that up.
Are you playing Yu-Gi-Oh?
That one Yu-Gi-Oh game? Let me see.
Mustard?
I think I used to play that.
Yeah, that's the one I'm playing right now.
Hold on, I can literally screen share this shit to you, if you want to see it.
Oh sure.
Are you getting destroyed and having to wait 30, 40 seconds before you get to your turn?
No, funnily enough.
That's usually my experience.
I used to play this game competitively.
the dishing out, dishing out dick end of this.
You guys are putting your clean to wear at the 176 hours? Jesus! What the- wait. I didn't
even realize that I thought it- what happened?
What with the sub-a-thon timer?
What happened? In such a short time, what happened?
They pop the fuck off.
That's been going crazy today.
Let's go chat.
Let's get this anime girl on the internet to number one and beyond.
Everyone will know that she's your own machine.
How's he love?
Yeah, you deserve every last bit of it all love.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
There's never enough.
Right?
It's never enough.
The mind is always, always go up.
go out. It's backed up. Oh my God. It's going up. Well, well, well. If it isn't
talented and carnate. Congratulations, Iron Mouth. I'm smashing your sub-a-phone and
sending your status as a queen. You're broken up in sliders and have drawn in new folks
to the precious family. We love you. Mouths. So I'm saying they think it's a glitch.
I mean, we're all just like, you know. I mean, it'd be really funny if it just
kept on going up.
Yeah, well, they might be absolutely crazy if, like,
the shot just kept gifting subs.
Good job, Sam.
You guys are honestly one of the best VTuber audiences out there.
The bassist book.
I'm sure you don't have to have me tell you guys that,
but Masi's a very, very grateful to have you guys.
He's a phenomenal person.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, where'd you set that?
I don't know.
That's why it's not going to work.
I'm going to put you in here.
Thank you grumpy trying to make sure I say thank yous.
I was doing that and then they kind of went a little crazy and I couldn't keep up with it.
So then I was like.
Good job. Thank you so much.
And no, Sam Malerker.
Thank you so much.
I'm a little, I'm a little fly no longer.
Thank you so much.
Please.
And Druby do.
Thank you.
Are you playing flonk music?
Yeah.
No, your flight.
That's what I was just wondering.
I was like, this is really.
What in the fuck is this coming through?
I wish I could do more but I'm all in no worries.
Abobah.
Honestly, you guys being here is enough, genuinely.
Abobah. Abobah.
Well, the VOD? I mean, can't you go, uh, or do you want to be published?
Then I do that.
You can go to the VOD right now actually, and go back.
Wait, what happened?
I think they want the VOD part where everyone's sorry, um, gifting.
Oh, uh, yeah, you'd have to be going up there, but it's a good few hours ago, no?
It's like 2.5, yeah.
As, uh, Zela's saying that it was about 2.5 hours of just, like, non-stop giving.
It was crazy.
Mmm.
Okay, Orion, I nearly fell for that.
I nearly fell for it.
I nearly fucking fell for that you little shit, you know what yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna play along
I'm gonna play along. Thank you. I appreciate it. Thank you Papa. Thank you haters. Thank you
And so that's my cat's up. I'm trying to wake up chat. Good morning. Okay, this is you know what
Yeah, you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna introduce you
this is
Fucking yield fucking swag pants himself fucking cool, dude
You love that I know no no no no no no I don't know why pants isn't
If you don't know Katie is the amazing vocals that I'll ever never be able to do because they're intense as hell
Who fucking asked?
Everybody actually scream out and there you have re it's re coming and re coming is wicked
He's a weekend. He doesn't shower balls
I'm one of the bi-weekly shower myself, but you know if I'm feeling a little lazy once per week
And I use my famous a seven and one
bundle of soap
saves you money
My prank against fucking tip. Sorry
Thank you that guy appreciate it. You can tell two and shit
Can't sub for some reason. Take this.
Seven in what way, huh?
You never had seven in one, uh, like, a bottle sub?
What the fuck is that?
Seven in what? What's the seven?
Let's see. I got an iPad.
Love classic.
Alright, so we got body, shampoo, conditioner,
Face wash, hand soap, what else?
I'm gonna need your help, chat.
Let's see.
Mmm.
Definitely shaving foam, that's a good one.
Shaving foam.
Moisturizer, good one, that's good.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
We have seven, all right, that's good.
Someone said laundry.
Teeth face is actually insane.
I genuinely you started listing these on my fucking jaw drop like I was like
what like KS and man thing there you go body shampoo conditioner face
and moisturizing are you saying like this one product is all of these yes but
it's probably really toxic to every part of your body but no fucking shot that
What the fuck wait, I'm sure one like it's not seven, but I'm sure there's like five
What the
Thinking
My god, it's real
Head and shoulders seven and one caffeine shampoo
That's what I'm talking about caffeine
What when you're showering you get a boost of energy. You know what I mean?
If you don't, you don't fucking suck it through your skin like a fucking flower, Jesus Christ!
They are flowers.
You can't photosynthesize.
Please don't have a heart attack before you break the world record.
I can't believe these things are real.
It's efficient, it's stupid.
Wait, Kami, are you actually-
We did it, chat. We fricked the galaxy all the way and now our favorite gremlin is now the most sub-twitch creator, Eva.
I bullied we could achieve impossible for charity and for our mousey giga-chat all of you iron mouse. Let's go hide
Chat whatever I do say don't listen not worth it
I want to have my iron mouse bubblegum to face to friend. What is that going to happen?
I feel like my singular brain cell just fucking open left
I want I want to have the
Do you remember the old celebrity toothbrushes that sang like a song for 30 seconds?
Oh, yeah, I remember them.
I remember the McDonald's little toys that I also did that.
I probably have, yeah.
I've had too many things from that.
I've had Pokemon cards too.
Yeah, I remember those, and then there's the Yu-Gi-Ruan as well.
No, but we're going to face was always horrible though. I'll see if you'll see Python. Thank you for the turn
Seven in what no you need one in one
And you use a different thing for every part of your body otherwise
You can keep rising because we need to hit 200 hours nasty also congrats to your mousy for being number one
You're an inspiration to all of us keep being you
Wait is dr. Bono, what the fuck don't go dr. Bono
I'm fucking sorry I can't read for shit.
Dr. Bonner.
Dr. Yeah accent is very strong.
Dr. Bonner.
Dr. Bonner.
Just like the song says, too far gone we can't stop now.
30 thousand of us are in it with the devil now.
181, there you go.
It fucking exists.
Oh my god, it exists.
Yeah shit, this is fucking outrageous.
Nah, it's beautiful right there.
One more do you need.
Thank you Sloth, you're a good chat though.
This hurts. This hurts to look at.
Oh, what is- okay, okay, what actually is the 18? Let me have a look.
18 and 1.
Thank you, Baron.
Bring in more!
Oh my god, your balls just dropped Jesus.
Yeah, I lost him a long time ago.
What?
Do your balls hang low, can you swing them too man?
What the fuck?
Have you no hands, I've put them on!
I've heard it, but I know it's like a core memory in my head.
What the fuck?
Hold on, let me whoop this guy's ass for a turn and then I'll set you free.
Satan herself will have to work.
Y'all are putting her to work first of all by the way.
Huh?
We're putting her to work. How many days is that?
I
Don't know. I'm not putting my first suit. Yeah
Hey, mousey guy who submitted his resume here. I knew you could do it. So proud of my Oshi
You are the star that shines the brightest. Thank you for being the light in my life. Stand proud mouse
That's a whole week over a week. Oh my god
Fucking base
Turn twitch pink. I must say let's go hype today belongs to precious
Good job iron muses. I've done so now you double that what what's the fastest you can clock. Oh
I used to
This is really dumb fact, but I don't think I've ever talked about but I tried competing with the world record today
Okay, yeah, I can go pretty fast, but I don't have my iPhone as an
capture it so
down that sounds like a skill if you were
I think
that's what I have to say about that
hold on I'm actually curious what the world record speed is for clapping now
hey chat even if you don't have money you could donate plasma for free and help up
this guy is a fucking idiot sorry
the guy clapping? no no no no no no
Not the guy clapping, no, um, some dude just tried to use a, oh, this destroys this monster effect, uh, in Yu-Gi-Oh, uh, when the, uh, the card's effect literally says, can't be destroyed by card effects.
Fucking idiot.
Yeah, you know, you have, you're like, the people I would spy on this game.
Sucks to suck, my god, that's a lot.
Chat's so colorful, I can't, what happened?
Skull, thank you so much for the prime.
That's right, you negate that summon.
Oh, saucy bitch.
Yeah, you can get paid for donating plasma.
Yay! That's how much they love it.
Right, where's this, um...
Where's this, uh, fastest...
No, I think you can find it on YouTube.
Fluffer.
I swear to God, typing fastest cluffer in is easy.
Cause the thing is we don't play the top we normally do for like shows and stuff, isn't the way we do it.
We like lean our hands like left to right and then like...
That's literally how I clop.
There you go.
That's how I clop.
Oh my god.
Watch, watch, watch, watch.
There you go, let's see.
Yeah!
Type of clop, my dude.
Alright, let's see.
Okay
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Oh my god
Shampoo
Bath liquid
Shaving liquid
I've just brought up 18 ways to use Dr. Bonner's 18 in 1
Castile soap, right?
Use this for the body
Face cleanser, body wash
Shampoo, bath liquid, shaving liquid, toothpaste
Toothpaste, de-congestant seam,
team, foot baths, and then for around the house,
dishwash liquid, laundry detergent,
mopping liquid, multi-pass, cleaning spray,
window cleaner, toilet cleaner, unexpected uses,
fruit and vegetable wash, dog shampoo,
plant spray, and bug spray.
Dude, if you're brushing your teeth with that,
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm British, so I can't say anything about brushing teeth,
but you are catching something
they're not
it's gonna catch something from me
you should probably get that check
I count when I use the toothpaste now
will it burn me?
do not
18 in one
do fucking not
do fucking not
don't
you're not gonna catch it
it's actually good soap
I don't know
I don't know about that one
fucking doctor bonners fucking soup it's super simple and ingredients yeah I was
gonna say something I'm gonna say that yes yeah it's doctor bonner now a lot
of people are like wait to tell me no just random man we don't like men here
What your secret disguises be?
Actually I'm actually um...
You Dr Bonner?
I'm Mousy with a voice changer on.
Mousy after Pewdie.
What?
She's sleeping, you can't dodge it.
Well, you know all Vtubers are 35 year old men.
This is how this works.
That's true, that's true.
This is the voice changer.
You got Mousy voice for real, oh my god.
How did we not see this before?
Oh!
No way!
The Ion Mouse?
Idiot.
You have to erase the evidence, put some cock in the chat.
Oh balls too, whatever.
Yeah, we got cock-on balls, I guess we're doing this.
That's amazing.
These are like little tiny armies, a little scary.
I played one card in the status issue, just left.
Alright, it's time for you to one-v-one me, come on.
Josh you want me I kind of don't want to I don't know what I have as a duck at the moment
I'm pretty sure I just run standing like blue-eyes ducks
and I have 20 of them yeah you're crazy yeah I have a fairer thank you for the two months
thank you so much aspirator with a price again you have underestimated a precious
I used a softest truck. Duck, I've seen that and it's horrible. Kinda scary too. What is that? What is blue among us doing with red among us? What is that, John?
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
You're so...
Woman.
You're not.
You're...
You're too much.
Oh, I'm not.
You're the two of us.
You're too much.
No.
Put it away.
Maw!
Put it away!
Maw!
Wait, what is that?
What's the fucking name of it?
Why the Microsoft G-Sex?
You know, the Wii Mots match up with the Musical Play.
They actually do.
It's fucking awesome.
You know, the Wii Mots match up with the Musical Play.
actually do it's fucking brilliant right chat so I've got I've got let's see
what's what exactly do I have on lifted by suicide silence on right now and it's
in time I don't know how you do those locals this
I'm insane I feel could actually die I like the what the low ones or the high
ones I love doing them they're so fun oh have you heard what it sounds like
When I actually put a voice changer on when I do a low scream it sounds absolutely fucking gnarly, dude
Yeah, I'm looking for that. Oh this game is loud. Hold on. I can do it for you
So usually it sounds like let me see I haven't warmed up so this is probably gonna sound like garbage, but
So that's without a voice changer, right?
If I put the voice changer on it. Oh my god, right it goes from being
to
I tried for like a month to try and end this record.
I feel like I'd do horrible.
I think I'll even see you.
I was okay.
A whipped cream cake.
Next freaking no-wows.
You absolutely killed it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
A whipped cream can.
Let's freakin' go, Mouse.
Hmm, you absolutely killed it.
Crushing that number one spot.
Big congrats and well-deserved Iron Mouse Hyper, Iron Mouse Hyper.
A real voice, what would I do?
Real voice.
I can smell you.
I can smell you.
I can smell you.
I can smell you.
Please, come on.
I don't understand you.
Yo, Joby, they were the prime and party parity, big with the prime as well.
Oh, where's the update? Oh my gosh.
There you go.
They sound like me!
Huh? Huh?
Yeah?
You don't sound like me at all!
Yes I do!
That's Eldritch level horror voice. There you go.
I'm doing voice is a little scary what my my my my my real voice no no no no no no no
what was what were we talking about for the past like minute I think I forgot these
nuts I like exclusive control over the mods now
Thank you, uh, how do you, gadget?
Maybe the run.
This guy's taking too long to take a turn.
I don't know, eat the mods.
Eat them, what?
You've worked long enough.
Not long enough.
Dude, Val, I swear to God, every time I've been in chat no matter what time it's been, Val has been awake.
Oh, is that a mod?
Oh my God.
there's a lot of mods oh where where the months come on the shadows I do my
best for the tier one and wolf Lord day with a gift that you're one as well
okay we did it I'm not a mod I'm trapped you're so right
I need to grab another green one.
You're so right!
Did you just unleash the fucking in a seal? What the fuck was that?
Yeah, that's kind of my thing at the moment.
What, a sealant?
Yeah, I love seals that are fat and wrinkly.
I'm not going to say where my green went when you said that.
A good well spent highlight redeem from CJ cat says who loves iron mouse now
I don't know if I speak for the entire time but you know we have love we have
lots of it yeah damn well classic do you have a thing well like you get like
really happy and then you get like super duper like all like you know like
Fizzy offy inside like a cold a bottle like ready to fucking pop and then I have to like be like really softy and like
Be that like tell everyone how much you love them
Mmm. Did you get that?
No
Okay, chat. Does anybody get that?
He's getting a little fizzy watching this. I definitely get like that. I've done that many times
Who's getting a little fizzy right now?
How could you
who's the guy I'm I'm I am us oh dear oh dear
erm no this is not a good congrats to the new queen of twins yeah you're dead
I'm against okay for context chat for those that know you I'm against a
I'm a tailer meant deck and they've got a baron with a best-dweller, uh, roll callos,
uh, time fee for you as long as I'm tired.
Hello Zunaway, I can't below the stream for the up-to-date sub count.
It's a 300 tank amazing work mouse.
Deserved.
Not at some time.
Yeah, alright.
She's cooking.
Time to get the big boy puns on.
Ugh.
Let's draw a pack.
I can draw a pack.
Let's do that.
Draw a pack.
I'm gouching, I'm gouching.
Thank you for being such a blessing to us all.
I don't know what that is.
Alright. Time to kick this guy's ass. Give me a second.
Got notifications?
WMOWSEY SMASHING RECORDS
Pokey with the frickin' rage. Jesus!
Welcome in, welcome in. Mouse is asleep.
The truth is Iron Mouse isn't a man.
Yeah, of course.
You dread. Let's go.
That was, come on, give us some unfastened, least enthusiastic let's go I've ever heard.
Let's go guys! We're gonna raid!
Let's go!
I can't!
That was much better.
We're gonna raid your swords! We have passed the moon! Now go away from us!
I just got here and hate that I missed the moment, but I want to congratulate you.
I've been watching you since December 2020.
It is incredible to see how much you've grown both as a streamer and a person.
Here's to many more mountain, moon and galaxy f-
TTS backed up, so the response needs to also be delayed.
Wait, what TTS?
Yeah, right. I don't actually have audio on for the for the stream because if I start hearing myself speak
I'm gonna retreat like a
I need to I need to think before I speak. I'm not yeah, I think I've lost this door. Never mind
Damn, it's too late. It's okay. Let it be delayed shows the power we have
Um, Si, where are you at?
Get in here.
Congrats on reaching your goals.
And for being awesome and truly amazing, you are an inspiration to so many people.
How are you-
That's again, Queen of Twitch.
I was at half nine, cause I was giving a shit for just waking up, so that was, if
it's half, if it's like half eleven now.
Emble bad.
Emble bad.
I was-
Okay, what's the difference between nine and eleven?
Math- mathematically?
Well, yeah, two, right?
Two?
Yeah.
Okay.
Two hours ago.
Oh, my heart beat got louder.
Lol, that's loud.
Alright.
I'm not good at this whole number thing, right?
My level is...
I'm currently level 11.
Wait, level 11 on what?
You, you.
Were you playing it right now?
See how it is.
Congratulations on obtaining yet another number
I'm not booby, but he definitely stole my credit card, at least it was for some reason.
You're so bitter, Ru!
Wait, who's currently a duck with a book?
Uh, Genjumper, Marfield, Declore, River...
What's the full name?
Oh, Professor, I'm gonna bet he's...
violence, come on.
How's it going?
Thank you, the Prime.
You truly are an inspiration to so many people.
And we are all truly thankful that you are here with us entertaining and inspiring us.
You deserve all the love and support in the world for all that you do.
So thank you, Iron Maus, for everything.
Anyway, boys, you know, screaming like that's a lot of work.
What?
I'm screaming at me, yo!
Why you doing big?
Thank you for the five two words.
Where's Twitch at then?
Oh my god.
Yeah fuck yeah.
Don, they were saying that you're actually
the man in the galaxy.
Thank you so much.
Good job Chad and congrats Mousy being the one.
I got a friend request and you yell.
Oh yeah, I forgot I played against Maryweather.
Mary is fun to play against in this game.
Mary's fun to play against in this game.
Matt, I think you'll be here till New Year's.
Hey, Millie.
Merry Christmas, Amigaloo.
Wait, how?
Every time he plays monsters, I just have a mirror card.
So, the game tried.
He won, but I dragged it out really far.
He was like, I did not expect our match to get that long.
Oh, god.
No, I'll tell you.
One of the funnest people to play in New Year's.
I just saw the shoutout from Thor that you're close to breaking the all-time record
for subs on twitch i came here and saw that you broke it i am so proud of you i feel like
we're going to take 40 seconds to unlock this wall so yeah it's absolutely brilliant
if you guys put ccs trust me it'll be there for a while now yeah you're gonna be voice
you're gonna be waiting for the last time i just saw the shout out from thaw that you are close
to breaking the old time record for subs on twitch okay is that solved i'm so proud of you
You rock. You are a rockstar.
People are like trying to give support to the mods.
Mod's a freaking base, honestly. Mod's in this house.
I have to at least at least eat one of the mods, you know?
I need your face.
What is it with you and eating them?
I don't know. I'm feeling a little hungry.
I'm feeling like increasing my triple shoulder quad.
I feel like you ought to do a collab with Kai Senna to show him how to become a VTuber.
I'm trying to add some storage to my rules.
Who's with me?
Oh, well, your being is difficult.
That friend.
Thank you for the 5-2-1s and silver for the bribe.
Thank you so much.
We got 50-50 continuing a gift sub.
Why is that MonkaW covering?
I don't know what happened.
It's the Halloween edition, right?
It's OK, mods.
Don't worry.
I'm going to swing on them as well.
Don't worry.
I'm going to sit on them.
They'll take force strength to even lift me up, right?
I trust me on that.
Let me see my decks.
We're going to hit 500 at this rate.
Yeah, if you guys keep it up.
You guys keep that shit coming?
Pussyhawk, thank you for the prime.
Let's freaking go.
Let's keep the world record up there, for sure.
Well, let's stay for a while.
The higher it goes now, the higher you guys get it.
eventually as well true there's nothing to be anymore except for
Okay, I was gonna say something
There's nothing else to beat unless it's your meat but
Besides that the higher it goes the longer it's gonna stay up there. I think you should make it really high this time
So right now you guys are setting a record each time you guys support so much love to you guys
Because, yeah, okay, I think we're the private quacks.
All right, thank you for the prime as well.
I will say this one thing, though.
This is an example of, again, you could be the most
normal, perfect person and still get judged
for milestones or things you're doing with your life.
And I wanna say, regardless of all of that,
this is what happens when you do what you love.
And obviously, Mousey's gone in a lot of people who love her.
So, you know, good example of just doing what you want to do.
Absolutely friggin insane.
It's absolutely amazing to watch as well.
Like watching trap pop the fuck off.
Yeah, well, that's...
Again, people are raising up.
To Tevo!
I think we have the censure of wands.
Nice, nice.
You guys are making a...
I mean I'll be honest with you with any Riot game everyone spends too much money on it
so I think they're fine it's right no one cares you know million dollar company horrible
updates though but wait don't you play Valorant?
I don't play Riot games unless people invite me, I don't play offline.
I'm just gonna say I'm sure I've seen you on a ballerina like a blend.
Oh my god, can this guy not?
It keeps on going up. Are you gonna reach 200 hours?
You guys can do it.
Let's find a thing with the factual evidence, be good to add.
male v2 bestop that will play in Valorant
oh play in Valorant?
I can't stand that, I really don't
well Valorant or
when people are silently playing Valorant
because in itself I just don't like watching Valorant
so I'm just like, please
I tried playing it like one time and I was like this
I think it's good if you're with other people though
I don't know what's good about this.
I don't know what the game- the gameplay is weird today.
I don't know what's weird.
I can't wait for the Mario Party game.
Oh, there's a new one coming right on-
Yeah, with like 20 players.
Oh, I can't wait to kick Zanzoss in that.
Yo, Papa Ja, thanks for the tier one.
And we got Cam- oh, Cam Overwatch 2?
God, you're gonna have to change that a little bit.
Thank you to Brian.
Appreciate that.
Hot Potatoes in the 5Keralions.
Dig a Chud.
Wait, what was the goal of the last goal?
You know what I said.
I don't know.
I don't know what you said, but it's just that goal, I think.
And I don't think she wanted to type it out, so she just...
But it is.
Stations that need words.
Okay, Bella, thank you.
oh my god oh shit that was good that was good that's actually bit you know what
you guys have already hit that so base that's a banger gold oh shit she didn't
set one before she went to sleep damn job nightlisting we're gifting it to two
Good job, Tanymitch, for the pride.
Oh, that means more subs.
I don't speak French.
Yeah.
I'm trying to learn.
Was that actually French?
No, no, no.
Spanish.
Oh, okay.
I was not here trying to figure out what the fuck you just said.
I just said where's the library, but I told everyone it means give more subs.
Listen, I can just about speak English on a good day. Let alone anything fucking else.
It's like, where's the library or something like that, isn't it, that you said though?
Yeah.
Okay, I know what it translates to, but I don't know how to say it or how to respond.
You're okay, you just say C. I think it's a good response, C.
C.
Oh, I learned, okay, I learned kaka.
Kaka?
Ah, kaka.
Do you want to know what choro means?
Choro? Is that it?
No, not churros.
a little bit. Choro. Choro. Yeah. Choro. I don't know what that means. Eerm. It's
a bit of slang for diarrhea. So how do you say it? Do you say diarrhea or do you say
I'd say Diarrhea.
What are you?
Oh, if I was to talk about runny shit.
Yes, runny shit.
I'd say Diarrhea.
Oh, accent is there.
Real Masanada for the 50s here on the absolute good side. Holy shit.
I love that.
I love the 50-Bong. Good job.
50-Bong?
Let's go.
Uh-oh.
LET'S GOOOOOO!
I love the way it clips.
It's glorious.
It's fucking glorious.
LET'S GOOOOOO!
So it can do normally.
So when does the timer end?
It never ends.
What is this question?
This is the stream that never ends.
I try hard to think of the prime.
Slam your glam, fuck the mountains, and the what the?
That's too much to read.
Have you not seen that copy past the year?
No I have not.
Oh it's so good.
Not even the prime man.
Fuck the man.
I'm gonna call you cow because I don't know how to pronounce your name.
Rikyu cow?
Cool.
Prime dickie.
Not with prime.
Uh, I don't know what my name is but I just keep going on and my friends start
to take everything and I yell.
Yay!
The goal is to never let this end, chant.
Okay, we don't need to focus on the past subathons, we need to focus on how we're going to keep this one alive.
We have a week.
This dude's making this game not fun, I'm leaving it.
I'll be back in a second!
So now chat, you have a week in order to garner up, get those hours in, you know what I mean?
Then get her to another week, at another week, and then, you know, dedicate yourselves.
You have a plan.
We do have a whole week, or more than a week.
there you say I'm lying hello i got hiccups no one be one me oh I know
the rinse is done honestly it's really bad guys I'm not a man by the way so please
don't get you know discussed with me story the the prime each ad on midnight
Oh, really? Okay.
Oh, thank God you saved us.
What the fuck do you mean?
Oh, hello.
Oh, hi, nice!
I didn't miss anything important, did I?
You did a lot.
I got the color.
What?
No way, that's crazy.
Horrifying.
Because they reached the thing.
They reached a lot of wigs, and now we have world records.
So, chat.
You have one week or a little more to reach the highest worldwide record of all time.
Uh oh.
She's moving.
Oh.
Oh, it's not a TTS, it's a little detour.
I hope you have a good Sunday night.
And good luck breaking those records tomorrow.
I
Smell y'all's tank
You said she said wait, we're coming you show it. No ain't no way in hell. She smelled you
I used my htn1
Sop your what my 18 and one
You nasty as hell. What the hell you mean 18 and one you're ahead of it
No, what the hell is 18 and 1?
I got you.
I don't like where this is going.
18 and 1.
To satisfy my curiosity, this message was sent at 643PM EST.
This cleaner?
Uh, dog shampoo as well?
Let me show you.
So what you're saying is you're a dog?
No.
It could be used for, are you saying I'm dishes?
Yeah.
You got that dog in them.
Look in the open shop.
I don't know how I always see their forehands.
Look in the live hangout.
What the fuck is this?
Peppermint!
Yep.
Peppermint, are you serious?
Wait, you're not joking, is this...
Are you real?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
That's 18-1 uses, come on.
Please tell me you wash your body
and not just let the water like run down.
Yeah.
Why is there just mad rambling
All over this
Actually, I actually use my hands to to brush my body around I don't use like oh
Did they just copy paste the time cube website onto this bottle what the hell
That is even more
Excited stick with a prime much love to that snipe shell of the tier one as well. Thank you so much
every sub means a higher world record y'all it's not just about getting the
record as well Kuro the demon and this year one as well
the sub begins another world record I was absolutely paying attention to when
it was not just happen to be clear Morgan think with a raid pirate software for
raid. Oh shit. Oh, I found software. What the hell? Is this that old delay? What is
going on? I think these are delayed. That's crazy.
Yeah, insane. How long ago was that? What?
Ghost of you was over an hour ago, apparently. That was hours. That's funny as hell.
Well guys, your GTS will be coming a little later than what we predicted on a sale.
lo-fi, they were the prime, much loooove
surezzy, they were the prime
that's funny
yeah, we were talking, damn, voice crack
I fucked up my voice for this
um
well, we were talking about the 18-1 soap
and it's actually used for toothpaste as well, by the way
god
yep
what the nasty
the VLEFRIM
big of the 6-2-1s
are you I understand that there's an ingredient list on it but the more you
describe it the more I'm coming to believe that it's just water eat a Bob
dig with a bribe reged it save your money and use this one ball for
everything in your life trust oh here you go by the way here I got a little
uh uh website for you check out there you go i don't think it's mine see there you go
it i again like it's it's so basic that it can be used for all this uh there you go
say it don't waste your money t-rex thank you so much for the five true ones the higher and higher
Here it goes.
Oh boba.
Oh did it break?
Oh boba.
Uh oh.
Did it kind of break?
Oh.
I don't know.
Did it.
Did it.
That's a good question.
I don't know why I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't.
Why?
The simple life.
Think of the life here once.
Oh no.
We're good.
Okay.
Just making sure.
It finally stopped.
Okay.
That's where we're at right now.
Blah.
Think of the prime.
There you go.
We caught up.
There you go, we caught up, we caught up.
Axipon, thank you for the tier one.
I hope this stays up for a long time.
May everyone on earth have mouse's emotes forever and ever.
Amen.
Hundred and ninety.
Yo!
You want to be run alone?
Sorry, I needed the toilet.
The toilet.
That's the toilet.
Katie and Chandy do a duel.
Uh, okay, let me just, uh, let me just...
Hark is trying to hot me, so I'm just gonna...
You know, there.
Oh, I'm a little...
Horrifying.
Yeah.
Also nice to meet you, Fred.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I don't think I've spoken to you yet.
No, I don't think you've spoken.
Yeah, hello.
Call him what?
That's what you taught me. You said his name is Fat Nuts.
I didn't say anything!
Yeah, you started that. Why would I randomly call him Fat Nuts?
I started it and you started it.
No, no, no.
What do you mean? I didn't start it.
Diane Kelly started it.
Well, you're a swag pun, so...
It's okay. Thank you.
You're a swag pun.
Yeah, how many swag puns now?
Why are you swag pants?
It's just like you like that, don't you?
Okay, so we have...
We have swag pants, we have Fuck the Moon, and a boba.
Yeah.
A boba.
A boba.
A boba.
A boba.
Wow, that's crazy, haha.
Chad, make it to 200 hours. You hear that?
It's right there.
200 flat hours.
The other day, I bet that there are some people who are here for this.
I kind of got addicted to like opening gift sub loot boxes.
And so I started encouraging people to like donate five gifted subs
just to like keep rolling the dice.
Wait, we get stuff like that?
I don't even. Yeah. Yeah.
Have you seen what's going on with September?
No.
OK, so here's what's happening.
If someone gifts a... if someone gifts five subs or more, then Twitch will add because
of September, I think it's coming out of Ryze Pocket, they'll add one extra, yeah they'll
let it... we started calling it loopboxes.
Why was it not loopboxes?
I was like, what?
Is it like...
I was looking like...
No, this is worse.
This is worse.
We make Valorant spend their money.
It's not bad.
No, I just I got people to start no fucking I started vicariously gambling through chat
Like why only mouse was in the bathroom, right? You're so nice
Who helped wait hold on how much how above is that one? Oh one plus one. So thank you
Plus two. Thank you. Start back. Thank you. Mel bot. I got I got kind of addicted to seeing it happen
so
everyone started pulling we got a
I think do we get a we got a five plus
Raspberry for the five tier ones crazy
We have 25 Gamma. Yeah
But no, um mouse was away in the bathroom and so chat collectively raised the timer by two hours in it
275k
Proxies for the five tier wines nice. Yeah, I had that like the biggest one you can get is up to a hundred drops
That's 150.
That's a 50, but apparently it's 0 to 100 as what someone told me.
A boba.
A boba.
We're relying on it.
A 190.
Sleepy sleeperino for the 5-2-1 as well.
Hell yeah.
It's cold.
There you go.
Love that.
Good job.
We got Lexif.
Thank you so much.
The Prime.
Oh, we spent some more on that one.
We love that. We got Sergeant Serious for the 5-2-1s.
Love that as well.
Nall on for the 5-2-1s as well, and then Twitch is adding up over and over again.
Slightly bonkers.
Oh, we're at 190 hours. Just 10 more hours.
Tectician, think of the 5-2-1s as well. You're crazy.
That was a plus one.
Let's go.
I like when chat does like the number of gifted subs and then plus and then whatever
Twitch it gave.
I sure hope so.
I love that.
You get it though right?
I don't even play God for games here.
I don't even like, like I don't get that dopamine hit that other people do with the
Gamba.
I don't think you're the five-year ones in cube thirteen fifty-one with the five-year ones.
We're not aiming for Mars. We're aiming for Uranus. Fuck the moon. We're going for Uranus, baby.
Five give the subs, where's Ed? Not gonna lie.
You got squid, gamma, the five-year ones as well.
Well, any...
I think that the... Okay, so after watching it happen, I think that...
I think that iterations of five are always good,
but you actually get better returns on greater iterations
of like iterations, but greater increments.
So like 10 gifted subs will be even better, right?
I saw a lot of 10 plus threes.
I've seen, it literally happened in Mouses Chat.
There's someone gifted five and then they added 50.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's not the one that's your one.
No, that can happen.
That can happen, but I've noticed consistently more extra.
And I'm like, what's the tensier ones?
And do change the tensier ones.
See what I mean?
You see it, you see it, you see it?
That's 10 plus three.
I mean, it's guaranteed every five plus one.
OK, so I see a lot.
I know I see a lot of five plus one, right?
Like that is guaranteed.
But I see a lot of 10 plus two plus ones.
I think that that, I don't know how that,
I don't know how their algorithm works.
So I laughed, Fred, because you were like,
that's 10 plus 3.
And for some reason, like, it was funny sounding to me.
Yeah, see, think of the 5-2-1s.
Nice, there you go.
So it would be 5 plus 1 plus 24.
No, what if I gifted 1,000 subs?
Then you won't be crying.
I'll be crying.
So I know the 5-2-1s.
Thank you so much.
Oh, and took 2 after that.
There you go.
Wow.
I'm having a lovely tea. It is notes of mango.
It's a Baozhong, a very fresh one from this spring.
Very nice.
Yeah, I'm a tea dweeb.
Don't just...
They're separate with the 5-0 ones as well.
I get it.
I get it.
It's...
Breaking it.
Isn't it?
I'm not gonna point out...
Is that your name on Yu-Gi-Oh?
Which?
The bottom left?
Kitten? Yeah.
Oh!
Yeah, she's so pretty.
Can we get...
No, my name's Ajax Kitten on Yu-Gi-Oh.
Oh, sure.
Yeah, I meant like I'm putting out the...
EWS names, the eyes!
What the five-tier wudge?
It's pretty crazy.
What a kid for the tier one for eight months as well.
Pony Quavy.
Here's our hype train now too.
Oh shit.
Oh no.
Oh dear.
If you really think it's sad to continue it.
Oh my god, what was that?
Real must have went out with the 50 tier ones.
With Twitch giving another 18.
Insane jump.
Good job. Love that.
Oh my god.
Level 5 came with the 5 tier ones as well.
50.
50.
Level 7.
Level 8.
Immediately.
Holy hell.
We're now entering the Flow State!
No!
Oh!
The Flow State?
Yo, to be fair, 5 tier 1s, love that.
Appreciate it, Gigachad.
I can't believe they already have
way to like 191 hours.
Yeah?
And I was mentally worried.
Bro, I think last time I-
Who does games? 5 tier 1s?
130.
I think it's adorable to see like
like mousy wake up to a huge gift
so she's gonna be like
whiskey didn't go emote
math
mathtrod
dig with a tier one
i love that
oh my god
uh red dragon with a 5-2-1
this is a fucky ad
there it goes
let's go
this is insane
oh my god
oh my god
cpl underscore e
i have to scroll up real quick
just to make sure
dig with a hug and tier one
it's insane
let's go
Which now giving 43 tier 1 subs as well insane by the way gigachad, please
That is cool. You gotta change to the tier 1 for two months
This is madness
I'm telling you they're like an army. They're unstoppable. Oh
They're getting a lot of the 5 tier 1s as well
Gigatads are actually insane
This is super insane, yeah
Bunkeries.
Hey, ribbon of the five tier ones as well? Love that?
You just unlocked a fucking cold memory for me, the...
Bunkers.
Bunkeries?
Bunkers.
These are your mouse.
What happened?
What?
Some bonkers by Dizzy Rascal just popped into my head.
Oh, 73 and your five tier ones. Love that.
I don't know.
Wait, you haven't heard it.
No.
No shot.
No shot.
There are a lot of things I haven't heard yet.
I just think I'm bonkers.
But I just think I'm free.
I can't read.
This is rough.
Republic Reven, think of the 20 or 1 subs. Love that.
We got one from Blanky with 5 tier 1s.
How do I say your name?
Earthier Verlim.
What?
2 tier 1 subs.
Thank you so much. I'm trying to read.
Oh God.
They're demanding roasts again, oh god.
Oh boy.
Anonymous!
Anonymous!
Anonymous!
You're putting two hands.
I'm a favorite!
Your favorite!
Anonymous is just one person, it's not, you know, Anonymous is one person.
Anonymous, what the hell are you saying?
Do you know about me and Anonymous?
No.
I genuinely thought that I was a person until not long ago.
Anonymous thank you so much love how you always come to my streams
Frozen dragons saying yeah, there you go. You guys are insane. What is the on Aussie's record fry chain?
I've never seen that before.
You can actually see it if you put the arrow on the drop down for the hype train and it
says at the very bottom channel all time record.
Squishy!
Think of the 5-2-1 and hack your tune for the Prime.
This is Iron Mouse.
I think they're saying in general, but we're talking about this channel Rex Turab with a prime as well and Yolkita for the tier one as well
I love that.
Every...
We got ZW unfair as well, the Prime.
I think every channel has different settings, I think.
So, yeah.
You're so right!
Oh!
I'm over.
I'm popping up in my head.
We have Muppets with the tier one as well.
There you go.
We got...
Oh, I'm trying to read.
What the hell?
You can't even read yourself.
Jesus.
I'm a fifth grade green one.
Thanks for taking care of this while I play cobalt core.
Yeah, good.
It's okay.
I'm just going to get a new gear as well.
Hulky allot with the 20 tier ones as well and twitch gifting 16 tier ones.
Trying to one up you almost.
Insane.
I'm Bulba.
I'm Bulba.
That is an amazing fucking command.
Most currently resting we have Frederick spot nuts
The moon siren aboba. I'm recummy swag pants babies
Are you trying to sound like a
What a commute time radio host or is that just a matter of course
What, who?
Me?
Yeah, you are a radio host.
I don't know.
It's not a bad thing to be queer.
We got Flamingo with the three months as well.
Yay! A project of Bard with the tier one as well.
If you want a hair, it goes like TV host Siren smashes that.
No.
No.
Yeah.
Um, no.
Yeah.
Yeah.
my biggest radio host man I'll ever and forever love is hello everybody you know
it's pretty hot my name is Markiplier hello welcome to the iron now
So let's on day 30
Okay, that's surprisingly close with the foot
See roads it's hundred hours. Yeah, you guys are insanely close
I just noticed this is about it so so small
Yeah
It's like a coffin instead of a bed. Why is it so small?
Imagine like her like castle-sized like room and like just a small little bed like corner and then little corner.
Look at her hands.
Oh.
Aww.
We got texture ones from Raspberry Blines.
Oh my god, we have to get this the next level, right?
Yeah, okay, we get it.
This can't stop at 14.
your buddies Polaris fuck them all there's a car outside it's come it would
have been really funny if like a car crashed into my house what I would
laugh let's see I want to laugh too five-year ones from SZA
The statement in half, Jesus Christ.
Well, we get to sue for money.
Here.
Right?
Come on though.
I'm a boba.
Oh yeah, you're...
I'm what the boba?
I forget where you're thrown.
Oh, I forget you get free insurance and everything.
Yeah.
Everybody's trying to sue everyone over there.
Get that bag.
There it is.
I mean I could do all that money into an iron mouth stream, what do you mean?
YAAAAYYYY
There you go
Then good money to good use
Variables in here, the two are one and we got Adolin with the prime as well, thank you so much
Do not do not fucking...
BUH
NO
Wait, Covey you missed one, you missed the...
Did I miss somebody?
Yeah you missed Phil
Phil I'm so sorry, thank you so much
still be sorry we have to kill you know
actually been here for my chat from twitter everything else
you know what you know i'm not wearing the subs anymore Fred take over you
can't play with you anymore
oh yeah take over the fight's going really well
no I'm a really good round never again
I'm gonna say it if it's my level that's why I didn't fucking remember
Yeah, it's gonna regress for a great reading level in government.
I just hope it's like, I should deteriorate so I actually can't read at all.
Si, you better fucking take over right now!
Si has gone forever.
Small penguin, thank you for the five gifted subs.
Clock blockers for the Prime sub.
I'm actually gonna shit this dude's pants.
Well, thank you so much for the sub, love that.
Yeah, Yukina gets intense here ones, love that as well.
We got small penguin with the five tier ones, uh, again, love that.
Yeah, Nick though, with the Prime.
I can't believe they're all fucking trashin'.
Let me out of here!
So, get your ass back in this call.
Why are you so scared?
She's right here.
You're ugly, Si.
You're ugly.
Yeah, I get nice six tier ones, love that.
I may be ugly, but at least I don't have these nuts in my mouth
You are so proud of yourself. I'll tell you I dented your head
Okay, fine. I'll take over
No, I hope I hope someone hangs their balls over your dead
I don't think like comfort of my fit too
Yep, like a zig-zag puzzle
So make that whoever you are the size of your emojis, make your dent, make your dent just like ball shape please.
All you have to do is add like a little divot in the middle, not a divot, a little protrusion.
Like genuinely, you go to come in for a turn.
For the five-tier ones and Hermit with the five-tier ones and Psycho the 20 tier ones and Davietto with the 20 tier ones as well
Just not crazy. We got also a music with the prime
All this
Definitely write up giving you guys up to donating more
I was 28 yeah anything with a 22 ones
Good luck Chad oh seven get to eat to the wait fuck the fuck Mars
Yeah, what fucking the Mars
Mars fuck see you side
easy
wait, did she fucking leave?
yeah, she's just leaving
don't believe it
bounced
this is so sad, can we get five gifted subs in a shot?
smart person
how do you learn that?
what is it?
Mitch!
Mitch with the 5k words
you've reached 191 hours insane
Yeah, the great lady with the tier one as well. I love that
Zero copy of the tier one. That's so close to hitting 200 hours. No, this is like nuts
Fast through the five two ones. I remember seeing the timer at 18 minutes
Yeah, what happened I remember being a fool
Yeah, right
Remember edging the time that's like we
No, I remember it got down to like two minutes while I was here at one point with the prime
Really they're like kind of juggling between fucking like a minute and four minutes for like a week straight and then
the other night I
Think I think it was when I was babysitting. I think it was when it's fucking skyrocketed and then we got it up here
Sure, what did you guys get it up to when I was babysitting guys in the night when we start the fuck the moon thing?
repeat they're the primer I can't remember what they got it to you we fell under 50
seconds on the plane Jesus yeah fucking you guys are insane one second I had a
hundred ninety one hours hold on I'm pretty sure I sent a picture of it
actually some point we have Mia yeah we got a color that we would 25 year
winds and saying gifts you get sad guys I'm losing my energy help no I think it's
going oh shit
you got an idea with the 20 tier winds and saying sub now I'll chat okay I'm not
I don't care. I can't do that for too long.
Oh, I thought you were doing a solid snake.
You faded into the distance because your noise gate started to cock it.
You're like, knock, cock, knock, cock, in.
And you kind of faded out like you were falling into a hole.
I thought you were like, yeah, yeah.
Do we get some cock in the chat?
Yes please.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Hey man, I think of the problem.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
This is a very sad day.
Can you get some cock in the chat?
Oh boy.
He's begging you for cock.
OK, first of all, you're the one begging for cock.
You understand?
That is objectively not true here.
There is a time and a place.
Well, I know what you are.
I'll give you some kaka in the chat as well.
I just shit myself, but in order for you guys to make sure I wipe and clean up my gamer chair, you have to reach 200 hours.
I'll be sitting here for a few days.
He will not have his own volition.
Okay, I've got the image of you in like chibi form just full on sat in your chair, just like splashing in it.
like it's a fucking muddy puddle or some shit
Jesus
it really do be like that
yeah
G
I can't see your name
G off
thank you for the uh for the pride
wait you can't pronounce it or you just don't want to say it
I don't know what it's supposed to mean
it says Jeff
Jeff?
Jeff is spelled like that yeah
no it's fucking not
yes it fucking is
is jeff no it fucking isn't yes it fucking is no it isn't why are you two
like this why is jeff spelled like that what happened
I'm gonna call you horny yo cron other than 25 tier one insane a gigachat
uh but geoff geoff geoff you fucking magnet through the tier one and shy
girl the prime you're a geof
you lose by the way
i'm too just fucking geof
not as of yet no i'm waiting for this dude to stop fucking swaddling his thumbs and sitting in a puddle of shit
shit.
It's just how you get his time during fucking anything.
Cubs!
Hey, what's your wedding?
Love that.
Love that phone.
Oh my god.
Fuck that.
No, we have to fuck Mars.
Excuse me, it's THE Mars, thank you very much.
Well, you are not putting your dick in the surface of Mars, huh?
Try and stop them.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Try and stop them.
But there's not enough fucking happening in the chat.
Ah, that's the problem.
What is the problem?
Not enough fuckinging.
I will be the first person to fuck the surface of Mars.
Not even Thor himself can pull me out.
Sort of good, Kami. You have like the fucking...
Whippin' out the anime voice to say that.
That is the mood.
Anonymous gifted! Oh my god!
That's a choice.
It is definitely a Trace and I'm here for it.
Oh it's funny cause A9 gifted that you are the dark magician.
I love that.
I'm on the go!
Anon's absolutely fucking base.
That's insane.
I'm seeing a highlight column, I'm not reading it but you're insane.
It's to an itty?
I don't see enough among us sex and chat.
Fucking itty.
We must triple our numbers chat.
Your children must donate.
Fathers, mothers,
Generations.
Why?
It's so cursed.
It's so good.
Oh, this guy is so close to eating a shit.
I have a question for the monster we're lurking.
How much sleep have you guys gotten?
Uh, Vell has got, and I quote,
If you guys have a try, slap that prime on the table like a big fucking cock,
so everybody that you have a big fucking dick today,
slap that prime on the fucking table right now!
Oh no.
Oh.
Prime cock.
Hm?
You would?
Hehehe.
The 18-key order here in Prime as well.
I'm not in this with the tier 1 as well.
Y'all are damn right. We're reaching out for the red planet. We're out of refractory and the moon is still in the afterglow onward
Precious fam will be wriggling in the regolith by dawn
This anonymous guy is generous. Yeah, he's an absolute gigachart. It's insane
They don't know it's me chat
I'm just playing
Do not do not
Now they're forced to come out. It was me!
Come on, fucking slow me down.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Showing up in the babysitting chat after everything that happened
kind of feels like walking into a gigantic crater.
In what sense?
like
Everything has already happened
And I'm just kind of looking around at the quiet
You're a little very soft of the whole thing.
There's a there's a solemnity to this.
You often some sort of existential crisis, little shithole.
It sounds so deep in thought that I feel like I'm so dumb I can't be in them.
chat you are obligated to play wake me up in september ends by green day
i'll need more ice cream
does apple sauce look bad if it's been up for like more than like 18 hours?
this is probably fine
oh we're getting a... oh i don't know if you guys are getting this
i know we're getting this for halloween
mcdonalds is bringing out a toffee apple pie
for halloween
You know what's even better? America is soon gonna have Japanese related items from Japan's 11s.
That kind of looks.
Yeah.
There's gonna be bull butt and stuff you can buy like egg sandwiches and stuff.
I'm so good actually. Since I've got back it's devastating because I can't get a fucking McGriddle.
I had so many of those when I was over in the States.
Literally had two of them every morning in a hash brown.
Ooh.
I can't get some over here.
Stop the sauce one second. It can't be bad, right? It's cruel
You know, yeah, it's been open in a cup for 18 hours. Does it go bad?
Alright, it's a spoonful. I mean, well, I mean it depends right like yeah, are there any preservatives in it? That'll help
Hmm
It tastes like there's preservatives in it. You're not giving me a lot to work with here. Yeah
But I don't remember what it came from. It kind of poured it. It didn't read anything
But yeah, did you have it on a shelf or did you actually like have it in the fridge or something?
It was in the fridge. It was cold for sure
Okay, and that case it might be fine then because you kept it like chilled well
Oh, if it's been chilled then it's cold.
No, no, no, no.
It was cold.
But after it's now it's pretty warm now, and soggy.
Wait, so you took it out and left it for a few hours?
Yeah, I didn't.
I can't tell you.
I'm gonna make an argument.
Kami's lack of bathing at this point would have increased the strength of his immune
system, right?
Just to survive.
Exactly.
No one gets it, dude.
I feel like I- I feel like I shower less than you.
I'm surprised you get this much shit.
No, I- it's because I'm a fucking thing I did at the start of my fucking babysitting.
I fucking hate it.
Go on, go on.
Educate me.
Let's hear this.
Oh, no.
I told them that I shower like once per week, but when I'm feeling generous, two times
a week.
And I told them like, um, but it's been like a week since I've showered.
And then I told them I wouldn't shower until you guys hit Ludwig's goal and so now I think I don't shower and I can't take it back now, so you know
That's fine. I'm not saying nothing because I'm just no maxing
They're just awesome. Yeah, I think of my tier ones love that and
Shaggy think of the prime as well so I find I didn't read these
I'm trying to figure out if this apple sauce is horrible or not or if I'll start vomiting
Jay think of the prime as well love that
There is, alright, you know what, I'm gonna say this and potentially take a little bit of your, uh, little bit of your shit here.
Um, God, I'm gonna regret saying this.
There are multiple times where it will go for like longer than a month without showering.
I mean, I think that's, some people have done that, you know, some people will be afraid to say it, but, you know, depression does hit hard.
Yeah, I'm your spiciest fuck and I have depression, so...
Okay, that that
No, okay, I did that makes sense. I think it could happen once but I definitely think like
Not consistent hopefully
Because I I get pretty sad every now and then I wouldn't want to not shower every time
Yeah, but like the thing is as well. I don't get greasy or shit
Like I don't get see I do or anything
People I don't sweat. I don't sweat as much as others
Yeah
And everyone that's ever met me like says like oh you smell nice. So I'm like, oh, okay
Hi
Hello
All right, I'm gonna throw out this apple sauce. I don't want to
Hey
All our months. Yeah easy like that's that's that's a regular recurrence do 12 showers a year and dude
You might be onto something I
Have to shower every day. My hair is too fine. Are you guys talking about showers? Yeah
You only shower like every two weeks, right Epian?
No, I shower when I can smell my bald sec.
Oh yeah.
Dude, sometimes I think the leather on my chair has turned a little green since the day I bought it.
Fucking crutch.
Nobody here is okay.
Hold on.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let me summon him back up a sec.
Let's see.
Come here a sec. I'm trying to...
I'm trying to deflect a little bit of shit off of me here.
Oh no.
This is probably not something that I should be admitting because it's not something I'm proud of.
Someone put the fucking gif of like everyone leaving the street.
That's my usual shower in length.
I shower every day, but...
Yeah, I wouldn't shower when you have to be completely brutally honest.
No, no, I shower every day. I don't wash my hair every day. I condition it
What happened to you? Why you sound different?
But in the winter month
That butt is load-bearing
Throw out this apple sauce you're scaring me go away. You don't ever get stinky
Like stinky. Oh, how?
Or why it's called a musty here in America. It's called musty. I don't I don't know how you do it
but
You just don't
What if you so used to smell that you didn't get thank you
Also, all right, all right showers idea to say this
I found out the other day that there's a lot of people who doesn't wash their legs
They just let the water run down
that yeah, I
Mean I can do without okay, okay hear me out hear me out
deal
The only parts of me that I wash my hair under my arms between my legs and my feet
What would you ask crack? Oh that too
Is like in compass to in the in the crotch area
I'm not good at anyone, but one of my friends they were gonna call action nature
And they were saying that how like they don't dry with the same towel
because they try to wipe their ass or the towel it still smells and he was like
what does that mean? I said because you're fucking watching it and like correctly what do you mean?
I don't know if he was joking but he was like I didn't know you'd like watch your ass and I was like okay.
It's a holiday.
I'm fucking going crazy.
Oh my god, I was crying.
It was a mistake to start V-Tubing.
Yeah.
Okay.
Uh, yeah!
Thank you!
Thank you to the five true ones.
You have all, you have all rascals.
I know some of these are my viewers donating.
Why? Why am I reading? Huh?
Donate to the cause.
Do it.
See, this is why you guys should have some confidence. There's a lot of random people in the world, and you guys are doing better.
Okay, you're not the kaka. And it's always, this is kaka, and not how is kaka.
You know what I mean? So again, chat, if you're watching your ass, you've now one-upped someone.
You have a chance. Oh, people, I think we're the prime as well.
Well, just think some people don't wash their fucking hands.
I don't know what it is.
I don't notice a lot of NA people don't do that.
What?
Wash their hands?
Wash their hands as they use in the restroom.
Everywhere I go.
Yeah, they put it in the fucking...
Yeah.
Or like disinfect their phones when they're using the bathroom as well.
And I'll sit there and scroll on my phone and then like I douse it and hand sanitize
it because I'm like my phone's dirty now.
I'll do that, yeah.
It depends.
Right.
I was pretty like I'm very aware of what surfaces have touched what surfaces I
You want to know what's the most the dirtiest thing you can ever have?
Hmm money's nuts. Yes. I
Oh
Chat, you know that money that's in your hands. You don't know who touched it last
You don't know who touched their butt before they gave that to the cashier. Oh
Oh my god, what the fuck can I say is, fucking American money stinks.
Like it fucking re-snakes.
It's because it's reused money.
Someone owned that dollar bill.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm talking about like fresh.
How the fuck? Like printed?
Yeah.
I never smelled printed money.
I don't even think of it.
Really?
Fucking stinks dude.
I never smelled new cash.
I never thought of it.
Can't say I share you know I can't say that I share that sentiment. Okay, Katie. What I'll be completely
Stinky fucking money then coins. I don't know what it is about the UK guys love your fucking coins. I
Have not carried chains or anything like that in
Yeah, well, if you don't care you're fine
Yeah, but when I was in America, I had to because you have to fucking kick everyone because of the weird fucking shit over there
Oh, dude, I get a little angry sometimes
I went to a 7-11 and they were like, they were like, they wanted to tip 15%
What the? I grabbed the items!
Mmm
I got a little angry, I think
We just used like contact lists and shit like that, like a lot over there, and you just go boop on this
Vab, thank you for the 5-2-1s
Oh my f***ing...
You don't have to tip, but I feel bad when...
I'm a...
I'll tip.
I mean, the last time I ever, like,
tipped really badly was I went to a restaurant,
and this girl clicked her tongue whenever I asked about our drinks.
The thing is, I wasn't mean about it.
I was just like, hey, I'm just wondering what the drinks were gonna be here,
because all the food was ready, right?
You expect the drinks to be here first, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A drink should be that fast.
So, you know, I was like, oh, do you know what I'm thinking about drinks?
And she clicked her tongue.
I didn't notice what someone else did.
And so like at the end of our like restaurant day,
our server, I upon the receipt a fat zero with a sad face.
I said, no money.
And we ditched the restaurant really fast.
So I just had to face her when she got here.
Oh my God.
But I was so petty because I was like, I'm so nice.
I tip every time I get to a restaurant.
I'm so nice.
I'm so nice.
But I'm not going to let some person click their tongue
at me for doing that.
I was like fat to zero, sad face, don't be mean.
Like I understand if our table was like being annoying or not, but that's fine, so I'm good.
I just think it's insane that a lot of them live off of tips.
That's like the satellite, which is crazy.
Yeah, that's awesome.
I mean, all this over here is like the tip is like included in the food price.
Oh yeah, definitely.
Like for example, they're like, when I went to a restaurant and said something
about like something, something fees and I was like, fees of what?
And I learned that that's the same thing, yeah.
Ordering food, when I was in LA, ordering food, holy shit, like a small drive of five minutes
and then suddenly it was like the tax was like 50% of the food.
I was like what?
Well, yeah, to be honest with you, like when it comes to Uber or DoorDash, like they
don't pay their drivers enough, but the drivers don't realize that the company
is taking their money and not because they're not being shipped enough.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna lie like that's why I like I always see videos of like people who are like
Yeah, I spin your food or like throw the like food at your door or like are upset and it's like
You should think about what you're working first. You know, I mean, yeah
Yeah, no tipping is like the culture here in America, I've always done though like you didn't like for smaller things
But I mean, I don't tip if I genuinely feel like I shouldn't
Oh my god, I spit in my food.
Oh god.
That's gross.
Why would you do that?
What's that?
Emote.
Oh, woe shy.
I can't.
Fuck the Mona!
Fuck the Mona!
Yeah!
You said to show good service, yeah, but it depends if they're mean and I didn't do
anything wrong.
I'm going to be like, why are you taking that on me?
Well, I was at a restaurant as well where they charged you if you didn't finish your food.
What?
Wait, what?
What?
Yeah, I didn't realize.
Oh, you can eat.
No, no, no.
I mean, I had the best part of the sentence and then I zoned out for the second one.
So it wasn't all you can eat.
It was like, it was somewhat that, but what we ordered was actual food plates.
So we didn't have all you can eat.
Right.
But they charged us for not finishing our food.
So the people we were traveling with, we just all stuffed it in our bags and
But like we got so angry it's the same place that I didn't step out as well
We got charged for for like a few like rolls we didn't finish I do not blame you for not getting
The fucking gifted 10 and twitch with the fucking extra 11
Let's go. You're gonna let you like that
Hey, you gonna take that
What?
Yeah, you're gonna just let you sit there and double do that?
Switch really said sorry little bro.
Sorry little bro, watch me.
Oh, hold up.
Senpai, there you go, there you go, there you go.
You got that.
You got Chad.
You got a raid from Point Crow.
Come on.
Raise your swords, Chad!
Do it!
Raise your swords!
That was really nice without the voice changer.
I was really nice without the voice changer.
It's pretty sexed.
I feel like such a baby with those streamers
and just like my voices.
Attack them.
A little quieter at most of the time.
Attack them.
Attack whom?
Everybody.
Don't be shy.
I don't want to.
I was very shy when I first joined this VC.
And I was like, hello?
Everyone's like, what the hell is this man?
And I'm not in the yellow.
What the fuck is this?
To be clear, it's not so much shyness.
What is it done?
I don't know, I'm just quiet.
For me, it was the opposite.
I went shy, and then I got bullied.
Yeah, I fucking got bullied, too.
Now I'm in the yellow, everybody.
You had to learn to be strong.
I thought it made me come to roll.
It's like the fact that I'm confident.
It's more like I got bullied.
and now I have to fight back every time I hear the voices.
Survival of the shit is my dude.
Yep.
That was being so nice, too.
Like, I don't know what I was thinking.
I think I was just, like, too nice.
Yeah, man.
I still got bullied for being nice.
So I was like, OK, I have to switch it up.
Yeah, and I think it comes in, like, with time.
And I guess it depends on how comfortable you are
with people, I guess.
I'm often, like, really quiet as well.
I'm just trying to get used to talking to people because I know I like hanging out with people and I don't want to be boring when I hang out.
So I'm like, hi, yeah.
Oh, I mean, I've been a content creator for like a decade now or something.
It's not, it's not that I'm...
I think I've been five years, I think, at this point.
Almost a decade.
I mean, I mean, I'm in front of a camera and...
Hey, I've been in front of the camera and microphone for even longer, but, like, I don't know, I feel like I've even mellowed out.
I'm just afraid that I'll belay someone and, you know, I'd pick a step too far and then I'd look like a bad person.
Yeah, I've got a lot. I know a lot.
A lot of the time I can't pick a phone when people are, like, trying to fuck with me.
Because of the tizm.
Yeah.
And yeah, it's just kind of one of those where I'm like, hmm, so, but like I've reached
this point where like the past year like I've tried doing like just chatting for like
the entire fucking year and it's kind of helped with just like being able to sit
there and chat shit like ages but it's kind of it has taken its time to do it
and just go Norway thanks to the five there a wall plus one that was a little
crazy doc a naughty mouse thank you for the prime
Hmm. I've had the opposite problem. I come from an eSports casting background.
I would cast other people playing games. I only play a couple of games competitively.
I mostly was a caster and when you're a caster, dead air is something that must be avoided at all costs.
It is unacceptable
mm-hmm
Well, no you want to fuck the moon like that's not something to be avoided
Yeah, you already fucked the moon
Oh
Yeah, we're doing Mars you're fucking the malls VMaws
Wait, were you a color cast or a shot casting?
both
Mostly a mostly I mostly was play by play
Okay, that was my specialty, play by play was my specialty.
That's so wicked though having shit like that that you've done, that's so cool.
I have a lot of strange experiences under my belt.
That was an opposite end.
Oh really? Yeah, no you were saying that the other day, I was going to ask, what did you play competitively?
Overwatch and Apex. I had a chance to go to go pro in other games but it's like
it's just games I didn't see myself like play like
ungodly. I just started with Prime and oh god Yerald with the tier one and Pyro with the
five tier ones and came with the Prime as well. I guess I'm kind of jaded to
that as well. It's like going from sitting in my basement playing games all day
because of depression, to like being put makeup on and going on stage, it's like
being rewarded for it must feel peculiar. Not really rewarded, I'm just I'm just a
still a little guy you know I mean so walking on stage just like with makeup
just makes me feel. You give me caca? Right. I mean that's what let's one hell of a way to make an impression.
I don't know why I just kind of kept moving
Red, do you know what caca is?
What you mean like?
Oh caca!
Shit!
Yeah it's the shit
Yeah look inside, it's a little puppy caca
There you go
Is that what you guys talk about showering?
No
But I use that email when we're talking about being dirty shit
I'm not gonna lie, that'd be pretty fucking cool, if you got your savings account real quick.
Not saying you should, but you know, you can make a YouTube video.
Hey chat, did you hear?
People on Mars, the Martians.
on Mars, the Martians.
Did you hear what they've been saying about you?
Uh-oh.
They said, oh my god.
Mousey's little chat
is so stinky.
I bet they can't hit $200.
Damn.
As a direct result of them being stinky.
So how does he fuck them so much now that they think you won't fuck Mars?
Yeah.
You need to show him who's boss.
I need to show him who's boss.
So his boss is in the ring.
Look out, they were on the table for 17 months and we got, uh, oh god, was that brownie? Brownie, she and T with the prime.
That is so cute.
You know how Nasi's model is calmed down, so now she's sleeping like an angel.
Hmm.
See, when one of us is like this, it's like, aww, as soon as she wakes up she starts yelling.
I won my run.
I did it.
I'm playing on hardest difficulty.
Oh well done.
Game hard.
Electron John, they were the prime.
Oh shit, I'm a sub.
Yeah, same dude.
for me i'm making more bell drone okay i'm gonna choose i'm done with fucking cheap
what's up uh muzz is um
you don't know what i'm curious about as well what how many new people in the chat it is that like
it discovered youtubers through this and then actually stayed well probably for about because
Again, a lot of people will love the creators' support, so if they support Mel-C, they're going to obviously stick around.
I hope a lot of people start loving VTubers.
Again, I see a lot of IRL streamers are like,
I'm also going to become VTuber at some point and have a VTuber model.
I think that's really sick.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
So I think a lot of them...
You know what?
Coming out of my exchange.
Oh, I think a lot of people did stay.
A lot of people recently were like, oh, okay.
You know what? Let's find out.
Shaq, how many of you have started watching during the course of this sub-a-thon and this is like your first time seeing YouTube as in shit?
Most of them.
Most of them?
Most of them.
Yeah, see? Quite a few. Quite a fucking few.
Oh, the fucking fresh meat!
You shut the fuck up, I can't hear you, okay?
Oh, this is so cute!
actually freaking adorable
I've been here for 2 years
I came from YouTube
and watched it since the first sub-a-thon
you know what?
all the people have been here before the sub-a-thon started
let's get a load of love for all the newbies
okay is it?
no I'm not, what the fuck?
what are you saying?
my mother told me
someday I would buy
with good ores
sale to distant shores
Holy shit, you got IPN karaoke streamer though?
What?
That was me, I'm back
Oh! Oh shit, you are and you- okay!
Holy shit, IPN bullshit, you're- what the fuck?
That was insane for shit
Hmm
I had an idea where I do a karaoke stream
I'm terrified of singing
Right, I'm terrified of singing in public, but I have a lot of experience doing so
Mm-hmm, which is kind of weird
But I do a karaoke stream that's just sea shanties
Holy fuck that would actually be brilliant
I'm gonna do that. Yeah, you should totally do that
Yeah, I want to hear shanties and sailing songs of various kinds
Oh my god
What happened man? Huh? I'm not strong enough to go against you. What happened?
You fucking went muted for God knows how long for like what that for like two minutes though
Oh
Oh
I can't believe this
Boba you're actually calling let me see in audacity. I don't know because uh the family came in there like hey
me, your father is having truck problems and I said, hey, I'd pay him for a new truck.
You should have gone!
Uh, who asked?
I respect our parents, I don't think they'd understand that.
Oh yeah, no, you would have had your ass looked.
Yeah, I mean, um, but uh, yeah, no, he has an old truck and the thing is like he's
spending more money to keep it alive than, you know.
Yeah, so I'm just like, I let him know like if he is able to like let go of his current truck, then like we can just give him a truck and not have problems for a few years.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
So I said a Tesla, now my father is a truck lover, like a big car lover, so he wants something beefy.
Beefy.
Okay.
Welcome to the live
case you have been in the prime
One moment
Thing with the tier one, yep, take it some
You feel like cotton
Yeah, anonymous with the tier one as well
Ew, the cyber truck
Those look so horrible
Dude, oh my god, they look like an
They look like a Lego car
Fully wrapped doge cyber truck
I saw it
Oh, that's funny though, it's a meme
It's all a thing with the prime
The only way you can make a Cybertruck look better, even though it would be a dishonor to have it done, is if you wrapped it in an iron mouse.
See? Already a hundred times better. But is it dishonor to have it happen?
That would make it look like a warfuck as well.
This is what I just recorded.
Yep, this is what I just recorded. It's in your imagination. Take your pills.
Oh, actually, you know what? For realsies, for realsies, chocolate. This is a reminder,
if you have got to take meds and you haven't yet, this is a meds reminder. You should take
your meds if you haven't already.
This is like you grabbing on!
I actually thought so.
I have three months left for prescriptions I haven't taken yet.
They're good. Fucking take meds.
I'm saving them for the apocalypse. You guys need to remember to take the meds.
I love seeing new chatters coming here saying, wait, it would like so much hype.
Yo gamehugger!
This guy just fucking gave me this fucking bitch.
I can't believe this. This is so sad.
Can we get five gifted subs in the earliest yet?
This is pretty sad. Can we get 20 gifted subs?
Oh my god this is absolutely this is absolutely devastating can we get 50
gift in something about this shot? We get a $10,000 dono actually and and and
tell them how much she's done for you. I don't know if you're awake or not but I saw her.
I thought she was giving me more of a proud look, you know?
Oh, Monon!
Sorry, do we wake you up?
No, no, please.
Okay, I was gonna say it.
Congrats, by the way. They did so much work.
You're fine. You deserve the rest.
What's happened now?
Congratulations.
It's like eight, isn't it?
Eight?
Oh, we have, uh, fucked the galaxy out of the emotes. Let's go.
Yay!
Congratulations.
Congratulations, though, Miles.
Oh, it's the pleasure as always.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gorsh.
My gorsh.
Good morning.
Oh, my gosh, wait.
It's like your time.
We've been here just shouting at your viewers the entire time.
We had $191 now.
Yeah.
No, we're working for $200. We're going to make you stay.
What the fuck?
This is a dream at night man.
What is that one goal that says, you know what I said?
Ephemeral night in front of your ones.
Nippycat with the 22 wads.
Oh my god that thing is freaking crazy.
41 month freaking subjays.
Yeah, 25 RPM, there you go.
Congratulations, it is you.
Every every sub that's added is a higher in the higher world record so we can make it stay
Crazy
Where's booby
Oh
Sounds lame awesome
That's so cool
You can't come over.
Uh, chat.
Who do you choose?
Yeah.
Who do you think is less lame?
I don't know.
I know they'd say booby.
I don't know.
Yeah, I haven't met this booby guy at all.
He's got a mean.
Yeah.
I mean, he is a demon.
I don't expect anything less.
I mean, considering how you talk to me,
But I'm sure it's 10 times worse.
Yeah, it's true.
It's 10 times worse.
Yeah, that's what Gotham said. Monkey can wait.
It's true.
Say it's cool, I don't know what the cool part is.
I think a demon over a monkey.
Monkey.
Monkey.
Maybe that's her baby city.
It was really funny.
And Chet has been really active.
You got a lot of raids, dude.
Yeah, he had a pokey raid earlier as well.
Oh, I'm sorry, I missed it, folks.
Shall we review to it?
Well, I want to run back to Rick.
Okay, well, I have to do it so bad.
Yeah, go piss. Go piss!
Alright, well, baby's a little longer.
Just a little bit.
She's lucky we like that.
Yeah, do it, chat.
200 hours right now.
I can't stop a hate train, because they did it one in an hour.
Oh, sure.
I was gonna say.
200 hours, right now, raised by 8 hours.
Right now.
Right now.
Sorry, got some fucking corn playing in my head now, goddammit.
Dude, I think it's funny when monkeys throw poop, though.
I love that.
Do you have any poo?
Fling it now.
Do you have any of the five-tiered ones? Love that.
Jivani, they're the Five Tier Ones, love that.
Happy Sure-Nekka, I'll thank you with a prime...
Oh, thank you, uh, Penwell with the Five Tier Ones as well.
She's awake!
Spread the news!
Let it be known.
C.W. Daverian with the Five Tier Ones.
Flinga da poo, chat!
Flinga da poo poo.
I think it's deserved if they throw poop at you at your phone.
It's hilarious.
The monkeys are the arbiters of who you should be covered in shit.
Exactly, bigger than just the Caroline duper.
I saw a zoo video and I was laughing because it's their natural weapon.
What is that idea of like, okay, behind their back, under, and like catching it and then using it as a weapon is insane.
Actually, so base though.
Yeah, see you 442 for the pride. I love that. Let's go under the prime as well
Take Nova with the six months. Nice with the pride. What did what did you leave in the toilet?
natural log
What's the toilets that's a math that's a math joke
I know they were nice. They're the fighter ones
Jots spin we have intermission
She looks so happy listening to this chat about this
I think she's just glad she's able to take a fucking piss.
You never know if she could be cockering and just not having it.
Oh.
I have those moments too.
Sometimes that pee-pee chins into a gentleman.
Oh man, that sits down to piss sometimes.
You end up spraying a lot of stuff around.
No, I had to like stuff it down.
You got A-light.
Oh.
Yeah.
Nothing like a LEGO Tetris L.
You don't talk about that.
That's unfortunate.
Yeah.
Is there X?
Carrier?
Hmm.
Hmm.
There you go, we have spins going on.
Spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin.
It's Beyblade!
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh!
I like to sometimes refer to my thoughts, but he bled.
Hmm.
I used to do that on those days, but...
You are...
I don't mean to...
That's good.
I can't defend you on that one.
Mods!
It wasn't even meant to be a joke.
It was just a general statement, but...
I see how it is.
No, it's okay.
I'm just glad we get to learn more, you know?
Mm-hmm.
This is how we bond
Spin spin spin to bar. Thank you the prime
With twenty zero ones
Bomba
Can we get much higher so high
Are we still friends praise the omni-saya fuck Mars
We back in the mines, swinging,
we go from side to side,
from side to side,
out of order!
Ever with subs, I serve the Omnisia.
With these subs I summon,
I ought to breed to drop three cards from my deck.
I don't know where this was from,
but I remember someone got roasted by getting called a pot of greed,
look like the pot of greed.
And I was like, oh my god.
Yeah.
One of my favorite videos ever is, you know, the dudes
like, dueling in the odd chat.
And they just turned around in the like, what is it?
I summon Pot of Greed.
Who wants to see Pot of Greed?
That was Wayne Radio TV.
Yeah.
Who wants to see it?
I think we're the prime, by the way.
I summon Pot of Greed to draw three cards from my deck.
Like that's not what it does!
That does what it do you!
I love Joey Wheeler's voice, see, I don't hear it again once again.
That does what it do you!
That is actually like, there's no point in trying to be funny anymore.
They already like, achieved a maximum of fun.
But it's Joey Wheeler!
That sounds so goofy.
That does what it do.
Yeah, I was watching a Yu-yu voice lines out of context earlier, from the anime.
Oh my god, I was like nearly pissing myself loving.
So good.
Just hit the spot.
I literally think my favorite one was, um, I think, I'm pretty sure it was Marek, uh, versus Yu-Gi.
Oh my god, yeah.
And Marek's like, uh, like, oh, you can't! No, you can't!
And then Yu-Gi's just like, oh, I just did!
I guess you did.
You know one of the most irritating Yu-Gi-Oh characters I've ever seen you're that bug guy
Oh weevil?
Yeah, weevil. He was a blonde. I don't know what it was, but I was a little bit younger watching it.
I remember just being so angry. I was like why is he here? Why? Why?
He's just that to piss us off.
That actually legitimately probably was his narrative point.
Yeah, just to whine people to fuck up.
Like imagine being that person oh shit wait is that me I would I would I would kill myself
I think I think I think I might be the real-life weevil underwood now that I think about it
You're not
Don't put yourself down like that
That's so bad. No, what what it means is I need to embrace it. Just bramble something with the deer one
He's what I imagine the people to come in and fucking give him all this shit to be like honestly
can we make kids bought versions of iron ross's songs?
honestly? fucking based?
erotic think we're the prime of that
he is important but he was annoying now
right
to be fair
removing exodia from his deck probably made it better
Yeah, BAN that!
Yeah, you're going to charge him to buy that.
No, Exodia is objectively a bad strategy.
Yeah, 100%.
But!
Fuck that one.
Someone edit throwing like a piece of cheese on Masi's face right now and be hilarious.
She has that type of face where I just want to throw the fucking American cheese, the square one.
Flop.
Yeah.
Someone do that right now.
You have the creative freedom right now.
Oh, right.
We need to get some advice.
I don't know if it's also in the chat.
Even if that's a joke,
this applies to everyone in chat
for anyone that doesn't know this.
If you didn't know,
even if you joke saying that you're 12 or under...
You get bad.
You actually get your account yeeted.
That's genuinely a thing.
And we can allow it,
so be your bidder.
Just be careful.
Don't cry.
Don't be like,
I didn't mean it.
Exactly what you just said.
It's because the TOS of Twitch is actually after me 13 and above, so it flags.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, that's the thing.
I've had some of my chat turn around and be like, I'm 12.
And then like, literally day later, I get a message on Discord and it's like, oh fuck, my account got...
See, I've looked into my analytics for down the rabbit hole.
Do you want to guess what the percentage of under 18 I have watching my videos?
Yeah kids of today, that's what they want that they want like PBS
Documentaries on internet stuff. That's what they want. No, it's like 2.3 percent
Miniscule
Right
It's a I am gonna tell you making content that isn't for kids. Good way to be
but have it in
Have it a ball. I can't last I want to be able to last in that sphere, dude
I I literally cannot take out custom for my vocabulary. I really can
Like I've tried I was like what if I became
Like uh, the one of the worsens it can become to be honest with you on Minecraft later
I was like, I can never do that. I feel like, no, that's too much.
In 1920, children. In 1920, children were sent down into the mines to collect coal.
In 2020, children are all playing Minecraft. The children yearn for the mines.
I hate that.
Danger march into the mature one love that
Yeah, 191 hours. You just have a whole week unless you guys shoot it up somehow before I come back again
Stop nothing with your one. Oh my god. I'm gonna be over those of you are tuning in right now. Mousey is coming back very very soon
Mm-hmm
Holy fuck. Holy fuck. Holy fuck. I can't even finish my time. I have fucking eight seconds. Never mind. Leave it. Oh
Holy moly
Jesus. Oh.
I had three seconds to finish my turn and all of my effects set off in the end phase.
Yo, Puck the Well. Thank you for the tier one and we have guest slayer with five tier ones.
Thank you for good at getting yourself to the cons. Every other sub brings up the world record.
This is a bucket of use, Patrick.
Hell fucking yeah, let's go.
No, absolutely babe.
She's out with the pancakes.
Everyone who's just coming in, mouse is awake, she's just...
in...
a lot of toilet.
How'd you say toilet in Spanish?
I don't know. Wait, no, La Bonnio.
La Bonnio.
Yeah, La Bonnio.
That's bathroom.
Yeah, well I like bathroom.
La Bonnio...
You know, uh, for long cubans, so like, for us it's bathroom, I'm pretty sure you said it right, it is bathroom.
Yeah, well I'm dead, when you said toilet, you like, that's another name for the bathroom, that's just kind of what I...
Yeah, so we were saying La Taza, that's what I say, Taza.
In a doro.
Frozen in a five-year-old wine, sick, that's funny.
Tatsumkro.
Basically, Hispanic, let's go.
Tatsumkro?
I don't speak Spanish, but I'm learning German.
That's what I'm learning.
That's insane.
El Tronio de la Reina.
What does that mean?
Oh, no, I just read it, no, no, no.
Oh my God, that's so dumb.
What does it mean?
No, she was basically the toilet of the Queen.
That's actually amazing.
the throne
there you go
taking the fattest shit
and the queen's throne
all fish didn't fall in
falling?
lambo reggini game
playlist
i have not seen the falling emote
the folding emote? chat?
i can see in the toilet what you guys do
yo buh-bye don't
look at my tier 1s
yeah that's the folding emote
Staples, thank you for the sub as well, oh, oh!
Papadon.
Stapes, that's all the pride, and we got a gun with the gifts, it's your win.
I think it's Papa Dan.
Tengo tremendo choro.
Y no tengo fuerza a limpiarme.
Guards, guards, he's turning her into a Papa John's.
Papa, can we call me...
What?
Why would you come back at such a bad time?
Why are you telling people that you have diarrhea?
And now you have to wipe yourself and spy on it.
Set off the strength.
That's what he's saying, guys.
I know what I must do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
Yeah, that literally is what I said.
I said I have diarrhea and I don't have the strength to clean myself.
I took a shower so I don't smell as bad anymore.
You beat the as-bad.
I appreciate that you acknowledge that you still smell bad, just not as bad.
You know what?
I use one and 18.
One by 18.
One by 18.
One by 18.
One by 18.
One by 18.
One by 18.
One by 18.
Hangout. It's like the 3 and 1, but 18 of them. It's not real. It is real. No, I promise it is. You can order it.
It's just a bunch of random oils thrown together in a bottle.
One of the options that I thought when I read the list out was you can use it to brush your teeth.
You guys are cleaning dishes with it and you're dog.
I actually can't, I actually can't.
Do people actually use this shit?
No they don't, but I...
I was gonna say bro, I'm glad you're a redeemer and don't have a normal job.
Oh no!
Wow, we're in trouble.
It was funny, I saw you at TwitchCon, but I didn't go up to your little PC screen and I was like, oh...
Why didn't you come and say hi me, scared?
No, because your team dragged you away and I was like, I'm not gonna go to G.C.
I knew you were there like, oh no, get away from me.
It's a cycle.
Smell the dye.
I forgot who found 18-1.
Who found the 18-1?
I forgot who found that.
I think it was Si.
I think Si found it.
No!
No!
You're a worm.
What do you know about smelling so good, huh?
I smell great.
No, you smell like you've been in the dirt.
I smell great.
I use natives.
And that's not an ad read yeah, how long how long have you worn those accessories in your hair, huh? And that band-aid
How's it so sticky?
You're a band-aid on your hair
I lose this argument no matter what I do
You can't win against a Latino ever.
He's just a kid with acceptance.
I'm also a Latino. What are you talking about?
A Latino man has nothing against a Latino man.
To be fair, whenever I tell people I'm Cuban, they're like,
what is Cuban?
I'm like, oh.
You're like, Cuban?
Yes, we know you're human.
Good morning. You got energy?
Thank you for babysitting, guys.
Yeah, of course. Good luck today.
Thank you.
Have fun.
Bye.
Bye, guys.
Bye-bye.
Guys, we have a visitor coming over, and his name is...
Boo-Boo! Boo-Boo! Boo-Bee!
Wait, let me get rid of the dogs.
Good morning, everybody! It is I! I only slept...
Not enough.
I have not slept enough.
I see, I see, the dokes are having a great time.
You enjoy your dokeys?
The water digs.
Yeah, I might...
If I fall asleep while we're doing stuff, I'm sorry.
I don't know what I'm running on, but it's not...
It's not anything normal.
Holy shit, 314k, what the fuck?
J.S.T. times I'm ruined?
Oh my god, okay, we gotta get ready for Boogie's arrival.
Hold on, we gotta get ready.
First off, I have to disappear for a second,
because I have to run B2 Studio for Steve.
I'll be right back.
If I load in with my new model,
I'm gonna fuckin' go apeshit.
Wait, a few, few!
Oh my god!
I thought I was gonna load in with my new model.
I had a really hard time shit
Okay, step two enjoy
Enjoy this
I'm so happy that you're here
Well, you know, I have a job to do
Good, cuz I'm gonna need you to babysit chat for one minute
Alright chat, let's get the number one subscribers on Twitch
I think all of us can do it
What was that? Are you already did that?
You already did that.
Well, hmm, so why am I here then?
Um, well, um, Sundays, huh?
They're the Lord.
I'll come back next, if that's all I think.
That might be better.
Do you want me to buddy?
Okay.
I'm just kidding, I'm here, because of course,
well, you know, we have a task we still have to do.
I mean, of course a record is nice,
but you know what's better than a record?
An unbeatable record, yes.
So I think that's what we're going to do today.
I don't have a lot of time as I have an appointment book manicure.
And I need to make sure I make that.
So we have a bit of time, we can try to raise the timer, which we'll do later.
But if you want to raise it, I need 200 hours. It sounds lovely, doesn't it?
Girl ghost me all the time.
Well, I think it's because you're in this Twitch chat complaining about it.
Hmm.
They'll be so cool. Yes, yes, yes.
I do have to wonder, does this mean that Iron Mask will continue streaming for 191 hours?
That is quite a lot more days. I'm not complaining.
Yes, oh my goodness. 400,000 subs? Perhaps we are being a little bit optimistic here,
but I don't see why we can't. 200 hours left of a sub-a-thon. Why does it end?
Let's never let it end. I think that would be nice.
This booby model is so sick why thank you I do have some other toggles which I can
participate with. Boom! Who doesn't like wings? I'm not gonna blocking or I'm
blocking. That's fine it's the booby power out so who needs to see it
Brendan. Um what else do I have I think I have oh yes that's my favorite toggle
I'm toggle I mean action of mine buffalo wings
Yes, there's bro plug walk
What the timer sub and counter broke no it did not break you misunderstand
Crispy way, okay. I'm I'm tired of this. Okay. I can't hear anything if you guys are saying something to me
I can't hear it. Okay. That's not because I'm incapable of hearing
It's because of this darn technology in the way that it's been set up
He said blood or wine who knows? Oh you give me 20 subs and well push caves zero bonus, okay?
Okay, he's he's what we're gonna do
You're all gonna give five subs
I mean why not and then whoever gets the most bonus off their five. I will give a special reward
Whatever you choose over gets the most bonus off their fight
I'll buy you a bottle of wine. A nice vintage. This is not a legal lottery by any means please
don't think so this is just a gentleman's bat. There's no legal staking here. I might
renege on my offer. I might scam you. We'll find out. Mods please keep track of who gets
the biggest bonus I will actually send them a wine I'll find one from my cabinet
oh somebody got a big one oh somebody got 14 mr. snies got 14 gifted subs
wonderful bonus on top I'm trying to scroll down to see there's too many
subs okay this is one bonus one bonus okay I see a 14 mr. signs that's a
pretty big one. This is literally gambling. This can't be good. Except for in hell, so
of course it's good. Of course it's good. Yes. Okay. 314,000 subscribers. What a wonderful
amount. Oh my goodness gracious. This isn't gambling, it's catcher. Yes, yes, yes. A
gentlemen's agreement. Oh my goodness, look at all those sounds coming in. Three bonus.
Nice. Two bonus. Forty bonus is quite a lot. I failed to see how nobody could get better
luck than that. I can't unhear it. Did boobies sounds like someone else? I must be hearing
things. Well, you've been graced with my voice this entire summer, if you've not
noticed. Well, all of the alerts commonly use my voice somehow. I'm not sure how
this technology came to me, somebody got 15? That can't be correct. Who's that? That can't
be correct. Paula? No, no, no. Don't fucking waste my time. Don't talk to me. I see they've
been playing this factory game. It seems rather shit. Satisfactory, more like satisfyingly
putting me to fucking sleep every time I turn into the stream. Who is the winner of this
This, uh, five subs, who won?
Who's the winner?
Hmm?
Somebody said they had 15, I failed to believe it, I think 14 was the number one.
We saw 15.
Oh my goodness gracious, and who wants that?
I'd love to know who.
Oh my god, this is a lot.
So he did get 15.
I was Mr. Sigh.
My goodness gracious.
You guys all enjoyed my new outfit.
Honestly, he'll be watching. Highly unlikely that swine could afford an internet connection.
Unlikely. Oh, there he is. Oh, only one extra sub, not even a bonus. Oh, so sad. Maybe next time.
He hasn't. Try again. Ain't no fucking way, yes. Ain't no fucking way. You could be that pathetic. It's wonderful.
Get Ractabosa, yes. Okay, moderators. This was the idea. I want you to get that fellow who got those 15 extra gifted.
Get his information for me and send it my way. I'll send a gift to him. I'll send a gift to him at my liking.
A vintage of sorts.
I'm now sure the best.
Oh, is she?
Oh, she's the best.
Really?
Then do something.
Why are you just standing there?
Hmm?
Smiling away?
Don't you have anything to say?
Or are you trembling in fear?
Ha, ha, ha!
Yes.
Look at her.
Just standing there.
Hopelessness in the face of something so much greater.
You may have this record, but it's only one compared to my many.
How long has we been on for?
Long enough.
Just ruin your mother.
Although that wouldn't take very long as she's your mother.
So easy.
I swear this Vtuber sounds like C-Dog VA, I swear that your ears are filled with shit.
You don't hear me bringing it up in a public forum, do you?
Oh well. I don't appreciate that a lot of you come to me and complain. I'm, I rarely share around these parts. I would hope there'll be nothing but celebration.
I'm, is it so hard to, is it so hard to be happy that your Lord is here? You may all kneel.
You may all kneel and show me that you're kneeling. There we go. Some kneelers in the chat. Wonderful.
Thank you. Neil. Neil for your lord! For he has shown his face!
Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. Oh wow. A lot of subs given. Nice bonus. Truly an appreciation.
A great showing. Wonderful. What's my full name again? No, no, no. I couldn't. I couldn't possibly. I wouldn't want to. It takes too long. It takes too long.
taste you long I don't want to bore you all but congratulations because we are
at 315 thousand subscribers wonderful wait what is this I you know I sang a
song all too much I must running when this permanent that they're going to
release it I was wondering when you know in a hot minute did they release it
3k more
But were you ever going to find your password?
they said I
This streaming nonsense is so beneath
But they have a time to be honest. I wouldn't want to return on an average day on average stream
I feel like it would be so unfitting
If I was to return I would want to be grandiose or stale never seen before
What's going on your witnessing history? That's what's going on
Don't you see it's being formed in front of your own eyes. You don't feel a great presence
Or more could you ask or yes?
Take over the sea dog the a history. Oh, yes, okay awesome. Oh
It was a great suggestion what moderators will please give this guy a round of applause for coming up with the shittest idea
I've heard all day
Wonderful. Truly wonderful.
The timer is at 8 days. It's quite a lot.
Wonderful, wonderful.
Why are people saying this is Connor? This is clearly the only I agree.
My name is Oren Natchimia, so I am your advocate for the unbecoming of the confused us.
Hear me? Of the same time.
You see, I am Mouse is not just another viewtube.
I'll tell him occasionally and I'll hear him that transcends all this.
I'm not a fan of that.
You sound like...
Mousy, you have given five subs.
It is truly great. It is me, Booby.
I've given five subs.
Shut up. You don't sound anything like me.
You are a sad imitation of me.
You could never be me.
Never.
You sound so fucking...
I can't believe they did that to my voice.
My voice sounds delightful.
It sounds like a violin to the ears.
And then this fucking machine butchers it, makes me sound like a god damn atrocity.
You can hear the hunch back in my fucking throat.
Malhe, na da da da, shut up, drink a fucking wine.
Man up.
Can't believe I have to listen to this insufferable shit.
What's my name? Then my names are never changed.
Oh dare you ask my name?
I don't know what sounds like you.
No, no, no. It doesn't sound like me at all.
But, Booby, you see the music video for I Mouse's new song.
I did see something, but, you know, the moment I saw that I died or kind of taken any damage, I turned it off.
I don't dare to myself fall.
Booby, you should sue TTS.
Hmm, Booby, it is me. I'm suing myself.
Hmm, that's what he sounds like, that ass.
Mousy, I-I-I-I-I'm so proud of you for being a robot and taking, uh, the-the-the-the voice
of the best guy in the world, boo-ee.
I hate how it says Mousy, the damn robot.
Mousy, why you say it like that?
Say it normally.
Mousy!
I mean, enough of this damn robot.
Crunch?
There's no crunch.
I wish without soul indeed. There's no soul. There's no soul or intention behind its words.
No power in its insults. No aura being displayed.
Are you a robot? No, I'm not a robot.
Where's your other robot?
I'd have to sleep. That's a problem for another day.
Does AI come from hell? No, we have standards. We have standards.
I'm getting indeed music so crunchy. Let me listen. I can't do I can't hear a single thing. I don't hear the crunch at all
Why crazy what I don't hit anything. What is wrong with you guys? Nice Tim gifted salads now. Give me money
It's my turn for money money time for booby give money now a hundred ninety two hours
yes
Because, Chad, I have some unfortunate news.
When the sub-a-thon ends, where does my life?
I'm but a figment of your imagination that only can exist within a sub-a-thon.
I will die at the end of the sub-a-thon.
And that's okay.
Because, quite frankly, I've been very bored.
I wouldn't lie.
That factory game really fucking put me to sleep. I wouldn't lie.
I'll just be reborn with another life, I'm sure.
Good boredom is a default nowadays
No, no, no
You lie as easily as you breathe and a light of my life and a light of my life
Because she gets the record and then she leaves, huh?
Not a great streamer. I would have done the exact same thing
Got in and
Then gotten out
simple heist a
month-long heist
Genius and now we're here in the after-credits scene just picking up the pieces
Trying to figure out what's going on. Yeah, now I suppose we could get some food or something
I know where we could go in like I know a spot or two. You know, we don't have a lot in hell
But we do have chilies
Actually, we'll meet there. Oh, there's bottomless margaritas on Mondays
so
Perhaps you could take advantage of that dinner with movies. I'm just saying I you know, they have a lot of booths
to go around I mean they could fit all of us probably no one else is in there
there's a chillies for God's sake in England is England a part of hell why
of course I don't often use this YouTube thing but what I do I noticed that
everyone is talking about why the UK is hell I'm inclined to agree with them
so anybody played any good games on their phone lately no well I'm sure
make one one eventually nope nope nope nope okay well presumably you all have
some topics you could discuss with amongst each other why do you need me
here I feel like you're relying on me too much stop being a toddler talk
amongst yourselves or something you don't need me I can do okay well now
Now soon he won't get you very far, alright okay, I'm gonna remind you, it'll get you very, very far.
We ignore you, don't ignore me. Listen, I'm not, I need to ignore you.
You know, that's my choice that I get the honor of making, but you don't get to ignore me, okay?
Alright, that's not how this works.
Are you our father? No.
I wouldn't raise a disappointment.
What?
Welcome back finally.
I'm sorry, I got kind of sick.
Oh wow, kind of sick.
Yeah, you know, sometimes...
Sick of my shit, huh?
You know what?
Yes.
Alright, I'll leave it.
That's what I thought!
Haha!
I owe somebody in your view as a bottle of wine now.
You are?
Yeah, I said whoever got the most bonus subs on a five would get a bottle of wine.
Oh!
I'm sending Mr. Sine's a bottle of wine. Congratulations.
Wow, Mr. Sine, you got a...
I hope to God you are of drinking age.
Is this the kind of beer I'm drinking, Ace?
Uh, that's a lot to ask.
I always am telling you about how I don't like this robot.
What robot?
The robot that imitates me.
It sounds bad.
Oh, the BTS?
Doesn't sound good at all.
What do you mean?
Every time I cheat on you, it goes,
Now say, I would like to congratulate you on getting five subs, yeah.
Well, first off, you never call the mousy, so...
Well, I don't know why that robot does, and it sounds weird.
Well, because the chat, when the chat submits a dono or a request, it says what the chat writes.
Hmm, I see.
Yeah. So the chat's making you say that.
That's unfortunate.
Where's booby's celebration hat? I have one right here, don't you see?
You can wear my hat, can you?
Oh, okay.
I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't sit on your head though for me.
Um, I don't know, I, I, I have a hat I can use. Here we go.
Oh, why are you gonna put it on?
Here we go.
What the?
There we go. Perfect.
A Christmas hat?
We didn't have the budget for any other hats.
Oh, I think, I'm sure there could have been another hat you could have found.
I typed in HAT in the HAT store and nothing else came up.
Oh, do you want me-
Um, yes, please.
Uh, yes, I'll tell you one. Why not?
Yaaay! Look here! I wanna give it to you, okay?
You just take this hat...
...and then you put it on your-
It's Christmas!
...and then you drag it onto your head.
What the? Oh no, he found the props.
It's Christmas!
It's Christmas time!
It's Christmas time!
It's Christmas time!
Guby, I know you.
Sorry, where am I getting the hat, sorry?
From the chat.
From the chat?
Yes, Discord.
I'm gonna let you know how to use.
Ah.
No.
I forgot.
I know you don't have a lot of time.
I don't have a lot of time.
I don't have a lot of time
for all these games
Who is this fellow copying my voice?
I don't say my my my my like that at all
but comments on the subs though
I suppose that was accurate
Nooo
What does he say?
He said, who is this fellow copying my voice?
I don't think my my my my like that
Congrats on the subs though
I suppose I was accurate
Thank you, fuck am I clicking?
I'm going to stop clicking things I think
Just...
Just calm down.
It'll be okay, it'll learn...
I'm stuck on a web item, what is this?
Oh, don't load that.
I'd loaded it by accident.
And now it's stuck, you know what, fuck it, I'll just do that.
No, you look cute with that, there's a shit of kit come on.
Well, I removed them trying to get a new hat, so...
Oh well.
Unless I'm with them.
What?
And I'm good. I'm going to end
Because I didn't get the Christmas hat that I wanted
She now see
I meant in the real world
Puerto Rican hearts well
I'll take everyone's life in hell
You can't stop me.
Oh no, he's unhinged. Don't say anything you're gonna regret, please.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Welcome back to the Libri stream.
Question. We're supposed to do a certain activity today, but we don't have enough time.
What was the activity?
Will you be coming back another time to do the activity with me?
What's the activity?
We're gonna be going over some user-submitted content.
Oh my.
Uh, perhaps I could come back another day, I suppose.
Yeah?
I'll see if I have time in my schedule.
Yeah, when do you think?
Hard to say right now.
I wouldn't be able to give you a date right now.
I'm not really doing it, anyway.
I'm busy, okay? I have a lot of things in my calendar.
What? Like what? Drinking wine?
That isn't very important part of my daily schedule which takes up most of it, yes.
I failed to see why that's not important.
Wonderful thing.
Well, I think that we should do it soon, and when you have time, you can come and we can look at user submitted content.
As a matter of fact, I'll let you have your pick, Darth Vader.
So I was just... you have to error the one.
Let me get the snort into the wine!
No, no, when I... when I... when I... when I drink in the wine...
I breathe in with such a velocity that the... the...
It creates air bubbles in the wine.
Ensuring that a healthy stream of oxygen hits all of the wine.
Truly releasing its most maximum flavor possible and then hitting all 9,000 taste buds.
Bert, thank you for the $100 donation! What the heck?
He has congrats on your recent accomplishment.
Thank you.
But how much my superwife was hoping to ask for your input for my video.
If you wish to not give your opinion, I understand.
Uh, okay.
Maybe, maybe I can get in touch with my mom.
Me? In touch with a mod?
No, no. The person who donated.
Oh.
Yeah.
It's called spitting. He's spitting into his wine!
I
Here's your choices what you rather what you rather go over room reviews with me or
Go over chat
presentations with me
Our room reviews. I think would be more enjoyable
I just feel like this mall for these jobs
Yeah?
I wonder what type of interior design advice you can offer?
Oh, only the most health-wise, for sure.
Well, what?
Hey, we should give you advice.
Well, you don't have to give advice, but you know what? I'm excited to hear your opinion.
I have many opinions.
Most of them I can't say on Twitch.
No, but you need to behave.
We're gonna go stream on OnlyFans after this guys, some real opinions.
What the...
Isn't that where people can hear their favorite thoughts or their favorite creators?
Well, there's a lot of things that happen on OnlyFans.
But it's for the only fans, right?
The real ones.
You wanna hear my real thoughts, right?
That's true, it is.
Melody's like, what the...
Right.
A lot of people go on OnlyFans to make interesting content.
Right, the interesting opinions.
The people want to hear.
The people want to hear.
Sometimes while they're naked.
What?
Yes.
I'm not doing that.
Well then, you don't have to.
It's not just for naked people.
Why would anyone want to hear your opinions while being naked?
Because people enjoy looking at naked people.
Right.
I thought you knew that.
Did not know that.
I thought you knew that.
I don't know a whole lot of anything.
Listen, a lot of people enjoy that sort of thing.
It's not really for me.
Right, right, I see.
Yeah.
You know something about that.
Yeah, I think it does.
I don't know anything.
I'm just looking for a place
where I can really say how I feel.
Okay, what do you want to say?
I can't say it.
Why not?
Am I going to get banned?
You'll get banned.
Will you get cancelled?
No.
What the fuck would you say that again?
I'm going to say it. I think all of the subs should go to me.
There it is.
I said it.
Well they're not going to you. Half of them are going to the IDF.
And the other half should go to me.
What the?
That's exactly why I need them!
Well maybe if you streamed you wouldn't get some.
I-I-I just think you should be nice.
I think I am nice to you.
You should be nice and give me all of the subscribers.
Chad, should I give them to you? Should I give you guys to him?
Absolutely not!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I see some yeses there.
It's not all noes.
I'm feeling a little off.
I'm cool. I'm cool. It's okay. No need to apologize. We're allowing a good streamer to take over.
Hmm. Yes. I'm sure she's fine. This is one of the easier battles I'm sure. We can take my old socks.
Okay. Well you can keep that to your fucking self. Interesting. Yes. I don't know what to give it off about this socks.
I only I only wake up to get subs. I don't need anything else
Why else would I wake up? What's the point? Take your socks and eat your socks
Will we please eat Filipino food? No, I
Won't
No way. She's making history look every day. She wakes up. She makes history
I'm pretty sure in her little pinky
There's more history than most of us can desire to achieve.
But alas... alas, it's nothing compared to me.
Does Booby eat?
Of course.
Can you tell me about a battle that you had in hell?
No.
Booby, what is your opinion on drinking and diving?
Finally, some real questions in this chat.
I will have to refrain.
I fear the mouse may be a little annoyed in my opinion.
How do they get to a hundred and ninety-two hours?
Well, I don't want to take all the credit, but I will.
It was me.
It was me.
It was me.
And only me.
What did you do?
Well, I said I was showing up, and presumably people were
very excited for that.
And they thought, why don't we get this sub-tire, or sub-counter,
or whatever it is, very high, so that when Gooby arrives,
he'll be impressed.
And sure enough, that happened.
Now am I interpreting things incorrectly?
Unlikely? Unlikely?
I mean, what else would be the explanation be?
Laptop crime on the case of, like, a bait for the cock!
So everybody that you have a big bum needs to be in the laptop crime on the cocking table right now!
See, I bite to tell you this, but...
I don't know if you've realized, but it seems like all the oxygen, all the blood flow is going to his ass,
and it's made that seem like his brain is not functioning any more properly, well...
It's unfortunate. My stomach just rumbled.
I've needed more wine.
Secrets to the dumpy. No, no, no. None of this, please.
Normal chatters only.
If you don't mind, I wonder what I should have for dinner.
Perhaps another bottle of wine? Or three?
What's holding me back? It's a Monday, who cares?
Any...
Uh, what is this?
Yeah, this is completely normal to be fair exactly too much. Why I think not I
Think you've had too little in your life
Perhaps you're in need of more
It's true about see dog. He uses air to inflate the cake look up see dog via inflation or more in there
Okay
Suppose I will
He told me a
What the
What in good heavens is this?
What? Oh my gosh! Oh! Oh my gosh! Oh! Eww! Eww!
I'm throwing this out. I've decided. I've decided I'm going to destroy every piece of technology I've invented.
I've decided that's my next goal in life. A cute golden deed.
Amaretto is king you should totally get an androids to match houses. I think I've been saying this too
I've been saying that we need more
booby merchandise
This is not enough and to be a more marketable plushies
more amazing things like this
A figure, whatever you want to figure into your imagination. I don't care what it is make it a plush make it a toy
In fact, I'm going to ask you a favorite chattery nose. I want some artwork made up of the potential doom
Booby, items of merchandise, it can be as weird as you like. I don't mind. I'm open to suggestions. It doesn't have to be normal.
First one, I'll see to that it gets made.
I'll see to it.
As I always do, you know what they say about me in a chat. I always get shit done.
Always.
Boob a mousepad anything but that
I want that
I want that
No thank you
Booby the day
I'm not
I'm
I don't know how I feel about that one
I would have to
side with no
no
no
We'll ask again next year
no
Booby worm that sounds good I like worms
I like worms there's 19,000 of you
Right here. I think that's a good amount.
Booby ice cream balls. Booby wine, yes. Great ideas.
Booby C-dog VA cosplay. No, no, no.
Do they have vineyards in hell now? No, they don't.
The climate is too hot. Booby Tuxedo, no, that's...
I mean, look at my contact, see, that wasn't it marvelous?
Truly marvelous, isn't it? I would say so.
Booby's butler tray. Yes. Pretty amazing.
Booby chopsticks. This could work.
Booby pinata? Well, yeah, it's necessary.
Where's that booby fan fellow?
It wasn't here last time.
Booby fan 101. Where is he?
The booby eyeshadow palette.
Hmm, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Boring me.
Okay, no question. What is everybody's favorite and worst month of the year? I'm interested to know.
Oh my, what an amazing hundred gifted sons.
Skykey. October top month.
I... I think... I think that August is the worst month.
Do we agree? Or disagree?
I think August is the worst month.
Hello?
We were just discussing which was the worst and best month of the year.
The best month of the year is December because it's Christmas.
Okay, I agree, but the worst month is August, right?
Why is it August?
Oh, it's an in-between month. It doesn't know what to do with itself.
Kind of shitty month.
Nothing happens in August.
Hmm, true.
February's the worst, none of that. There's still Christmas feelings in February.
There is still Christmas feelings in February, and August is like, it's not quite fall, but it's not quite like the top of so-
It might even be too hot to be in enjoyable summer, you know, like, school starts, everything bad happens in August.
Hmm.
How are you feeling now that you're the king and queen of twitch the ruler the emperor
I saw my safe twitch
How does it feel?
It feels nice, but I don't think I'm a ruler or anything.
I mean the crown must feel so heavy.
I think we just had an amazing community and we all came together and we did it
for a good cause.
And they ground you their emperor.
What?
You've heard it!
All hail, Emperor Twitch!
I am mouse!
Neil!
Neil!
Oh, he fell over the top, baby.
That never happened in my life.
It was a nice night.
That's right.
I sense it's a nice thing.
Of course I wouldn't be here the Emperor.
That makes it sound scary.
You have to be nice to you or they die.
What?
What?
They die of horrible injuries from death.
I don't want you to die.
I've already killed 19 people who said bad things about you.
What?
It was hard to find them.
I just had to get a wand to take care of it.
You be my lord, you were calling for me.
I, you be fan 101, am at your service.
Oh, booby fan 101 is here at your service.
Ah yes, nice to see you again.
Finally some, some good representation.
of me yes i can't believe you have one fan no 101 or that means 100 through one was taken
yeah am i gonna see more numbered bully fans around i think we could see a couple more don't
you think fans isn't that right super fans um indeed it is always a beautiful day to praise
your lord oh so you're a lord now huh I am a lord boys have been for school
what do you think about me turning some people into vtubers um what is there to
think well one of the people that I surpassed their their number they're
gonna be a vtuber because I told them oh awesome I've always wanted ninja to be
I tell you, they're fighting. They're enemies.
What fighting? He's not an enemy either. He's beneath me.
They're enemies.
No, oh god.
There's nothing to be concerned about.
No, nothing?
Nope.
I believe there's a drama.
There's no drama.
The boys are fighting.
No fighting. No drama.
You're a bubble at all.
I'm above all of it, just.
I'm good because I think Connor will be devastated to see you fighting with his favorite person.
I think...I think Connor's a little bitch.
Of course, simping and stuff, you know, I'm sympathetic.
Simping? After who?
After me.
After who?
Mm-hmm.
Well, I mean, he's a huge fan.
A super fan.
Still?
An annoying fan.
An annoying fan.
Man, he's gonna be so sad to hear you say that.
Oh well, he'll get a life.
You know what, yeah, he'll get a life.
He'll get a life.
He will, he will. I hope he does.
I can see him tweeting now.
This sad news.
We've devastated cheating and crying, some say.
So wait, what do you do with the rest of your days there, then?
You do random stuff?
Oh, random stuff. What kind of random stuff?
I didn't expect all this to happen today.
I bet it could have worked.
Well, I didn't know it was gonna happen like earlier in the day, so I didn't really...
Have a friend!
Mmm.
But you have all of these people waiting on you every word. What are you gonna do?
I don't know.
No matter.
There's this new horror game that came out that I wanna play that I've been dying to play. I've been waiting to play it all month.
Oh, what is it?
It's called Zuccosis.
Zuccosis?
Yeah, I've been waiting to play it all month.
An exciting time.
It's supposed to be really scary. That's what they promised.
Oh my goodness.
But I also have other stuff that we need to attend to. Maybe watch some stuff and maybe look at some chat submitted stuff.
I don't know.
Yeah.
All very exciting stuff.
Yeah, all the exciting stuff. We have so much time to do stuff now.
Yes, are you going to be streaming until the timer is done?
Yep.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, it's kind of scary.
A long time to stream.
Well, I was...
What was I gonna say?
I was originally gonna stop the clock from outing time
time at 3am. But then I was like, oh, I think I'll leave it to 7, but now I'm like, maybe
I should have put it in.
Well when does the one month period end? Oh, I suppose then, you know, there you go,
and you don't do it.
Just not that it's 7?
I would imagine so, right?
7pm. Oh my God, Sky, thank you for the 100 gift it sells, what the fuck?
Yes.
Wait
Is it sky?
Oh my god it is sky!
Thank you sky
You sky
You sky
This means nothing to me
Oh a 7pm ET on Tuesday
Well that's when it officially ends
Okay exciting exciting
I thought they were gifted subs
gonna end it earlier but then I was like I don't know what's more fair but now I'm
scared because you have to stream for how many more days how much is one ninety
three hours eight days perhaps what oh yeah it's a great day you didn't know
that? No. Yikes. Well, you know, it'll be fun. Really sure to close it at 3 a.m. Oh,
this is fun. Oh, you didn't know it was 8 days. That's fine. We'll be fair. We'll
close it when it's supposed to close. We'll be fair. We'll close at 7 p.m. There's
There's no way anybody's gonna add any more tea.
I never heard of it at all.
You would do that.
No, they wouldn't.
That's so mean.
Who would do that?
There's no way.
Here, I've ordered the wine for your winner.
Really?
It will be delivered on the 4th of October.
Enjoy your wine.
4th of October?
Yes.
What kind of wine is it?
In and off.
What's the difference between wines?
That's none of the great things.
Grape?
It's your favorite kind of wine.
Pinot noir's pretty good.
Pinot noir?
My love is good too.
You like rosé?
Mmm, it was pretty good.
That's fine, I don't need to.
Maybe one day I want to drink a glass of wine.
Ah yes, I have just the bottle for the occasion.
What is it?
I haven't decided yet.
You haven't decided?
Well, it depends on the time when you want to have it, because I mean, the vintage changes all the time.
I mean, who knows which bottle it will be.
Wait, but you have to drink a specific wine at a specific time?
I mean, there's always different times to have the correct wine in, I mean.
Different, different years age very well.
What's your favorite?
Oh, I wouldn't want to give away my secrets.
I couldn't possibly I also have to leave very shortly so I'll allow you all to decide one final question for me
You and chat and you can decide much yourselves
Over sleep
Okay, well simply you know views are my my one play to you is that if you raise the time on your get a
Already off now I must be going
Go ahead. What is it?
Okay, if you don't pick up pick a random one
I want you to ask.
Can we fuck Mars?
Great question.
Uh, no.
What the fuck?
It's been a pleasure, guys.
They wanna know when you're coming back.
Who knows?
Perhaps if we raise the time or more, I'll be inclined to return.
How much more?
I have 100,000 subs and I'll return.
What?
I'm sorry.
I know my worth.
Possible.
Hmm. Well, we'll see.
Reviews, Booby.
We'll see about that.
Booby, we have to do room reviews.
Well, it's been fun, guys. It really has. I hate to leave.
I need a more realistic number now.
But I must. But I must.
Okay.
320 then, sure.
320 and you'll come back!
Ah, maybe. A little. 330.
No. 320, that's it.
Nah, 3.30.
Okay guys, goodbye!
Goodbye!
Bye!
Bye viewers!
Goodbye, mouse!
Goodbye boobie!
Bye!
Well weirdo.
Unfortunately, I really wanted us to have more time
but I will complete one, two.
He has a lot of things to do so
he's unable to.
Boy, thank you so much
Thank you so much for the gifted subs, thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs, crimson
thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs, here for me and I'm here for you!
Thank you guys so much, I appreciate all of you, thank you very very much.
Is today the last day?
Officially today is the last day, I was gonna stop the clock at 3am but I will honor
the full day and we'll stop the clock at 7pm tomorrow EST which is the time that I started
on the first day. So 21 more hours and the Soviet Dawn is over officially.
What about the extra 8 days? Please return soon, my liege.
The extra 8 days? I'm honoring the extra 8 days! Of course I'm honoring the extra 8 days. What the
What kind of devil would I be if I didn't honor the extra eight days?
Yeah, so tomorrow at 7 p.m. the timer will stop adding time, which is just in time for my model.
My new model debut is tomorrow at 7 p.m.
So once my model debut starts tomorrow at 7 p.m., the timer will stop adding time.
Uh, so gonna ignore mouse not wanting the timer raised anymore because hey five gang last hurrah on the last day of bonus subs
You know the drill five gift subs only highest bonus. I match five minutes from end of message go
Oh my god
Wait
uh oh my god my OBS is
get doggy thank you so much for the get this subs thank you
thank you everybody for the get this subs thank you very very
rusty thank you so much for the get this subs holy shit we hit
193 hours i'm
what the fuck
baby thank you so much for the get
you guys are gonna make me cry again
help
on the table like a big fucking cock
so everybody that you have a big fucking dick today and slap that
crime on the fucking table right now
Holy shit, cooperative, uh, uh, cooperative, um, uh,
Galarun, thank you so much for the gifted subs,
Kyle, thank you so much for the gifted subs,
thank you guys so so much, holy shit, holy shit, balls.
Fuck.
No, don't crash my OBS, please!
I'm begging you, man, don't crash my OBS,
I'm fucking begging you.
Don't crash my OBS, I'm fucking begging you,
bro.
Potato!
Wait till, thank you so much for the 20s,
get to, you know what, crash my fucking OBS,
I don't care if I'm...
Crash Malvies, go ahead. As if you can crash it.
And put strong earlier today to stand strong again today.
It's been standing strong this whole time.
There's no way you can crash it now!
Oh my god.
I can't... I only slept two hours for this.
I only slept two hours, holy shit.
I didn't have so many messages, I'm thinking about it too.
Fuck! Oh my god.
Snake things, I want you to look five gifted subs.
Walter, thank you so much for the five gifted subs, thank you!
Gifted subs, thank you, hippie cat-tub!
You hippie cat!
Thank you so much for the gifted subs, Chris Delight!
Thank you so much for the gifted subs, thank you guys very, very much!
Thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs, holy shit!
Pfft!
Oh boy.
Oh my goodness.
Wasn't there a talent show planned?
We all know we need to hear the mod show off their singing talent in the show.
Well, it's not for the mods, it's not for the mods, it's not for the mods.
I- I really wanted to do the talent show in time for Sylvanthon, but the logistics of everything, uh, I have to push it. I have to push it, so...
It's still gonna happen, it's just not happening now.
Uh, I think- I think it might not happen till December. That's- that's the- that's the timing, I think.
I need a thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs, thank you.
What the fuck? Are we seriously almost at 316? What the hell?
What is thank you so much for the gifted subs?
Dilpo, thank you so much for the 5 gifts.
Oh my god, the only thing on my mind right now is the coasters.
Am I okay?
I can't stop thinking about that fucking game. I want to play it so bad.
Chad, we're gonna play the coasters because I've been dying to play and then after we play the coasters,
I'll probably watch a public domain film.
and then do some other stuff?
Are these planes of COSIS?
Bro, is everybody playing Zuccosis today? I don't blame them!
I've been dying- I've been waiting for this fucking game to come out for a whole month.
People, thank you so much for the five gifted subs. Thank you very, very much.
COSIS!
Thank you for a hundred gifted subs! What the fuck?
We're what-
Thank you so much for the twenty gifted subs! What the fuck?
This is absolutely insane!
Oh my god.
Stop being a baby cry. We five gang will do as we please raise that timer my boys. This is the last hurrah
Only five bonus subs. Huh? I gotcha luck failed my wallet happy though chat five gang precious family mousy lurkers
All of you I am damn proud of this community all of you
I salute you all it has been an honor to be with for the month
Thank you. Thank you so much. Oh, thank you very much
Thank you so much. I get those Alice. Thank you so much for the fight. It's just growing and ready
Thank you guys so much for the 5 gifted subs. I appreciate all you so much. Thank you very very much
And rep. Thank you very very much for the gifted subs
Thank you the last the lad stone and thank you breathing and thank you
ugly oh my god, oh yes, please please. Oh yes. Don't don't
My thank you so much for the gifted subs just didn't thank you very very much for the gifted subs. Thank you very much
Oh my god. We are
I can't believe that it's almost over.
This is absolutely mental to me.
I feel like just yesterday, the month started
and we just started.
I just feel like we just started.
What happened?
How did everything go by so fast?
You stinking so much for the five gifts
and the 10 gifts and so stinking you.
How did, it's been such a crazy month
and we've done so much.
Jesus Christ, we've done so much.
And we've had so much fun
There's still so much more to do.
There's still so much more to do.
We still have so much more fun to have together.
So thank you all very, very much.
Make Mouse Streamers of 2025.
Who killed all of us?
Roxy will kill me.
Roxy will murder me.
Roxy will literally murder me.
Oh my God.
I don't even want to think about it.
Thank you so much for the gift.
It's so high a spacey.
Thank you so much for the five gift clubs.
Thank you very much.
Oh my God.
And thank you to everybody earlier.
I'm sorry I couldn't thank everybody individually.
It was so overwhelming and crazy.
Guys, we're gonna fuckin' play Zico.
Oh, shit!
Oh, I gotta take my meds.
Yeah, 10.
Update the game.
Wait, there was an update of the game?
Mouse316 says she's gonna whoop your ass
in a completely consensual and mutually enjoyable way.
Ooh, thank you so much for the gifted subs.
Thank you very, very much.
That's screaming at me.
Guys, if for those of you who don't know,
Zun's been screaming at me to play Tekken with her,
and I said, yes.
She's like, where's my Tekken?
Oh, sticky.
Okay, we could do Tekken with Zun maybe on Wednesday,
and then we could open up,
I don't know if we could do Tekken with like viewers,
or we could do Street Fighter with viewers.
With no way to pay the tax,
I have been finding so many cinema rolls just Friday.
I found a Hello Kitty squishmallow wearing
a cinema roll on ZXD.
Maybe now, Ryan Reynolds will appear on Speak of the Devil since you broke the Twitch sub-record.
Can you imagine?
Do you think you'll notice me now?
Mousy first congrats on crushing the record.
Aye, we all love you.
Second I want to thank all your peeps for hanging out with us over the month.
Lastly a huge shout out to all the mods who have put up with us as well.
You are very blessed with so many who love you.
Thank you, Biggie.
I am mouse love, I am mouse love, I am mouse love.
So thank you so much for the packages of D-Tink.
Do you think you'll notice me now?
Do you think you'll notice me now?
Shit, I got a bandage of my-
I got a fuckin'-
with my brace on, shit.
I need nice things.
It's crazy to think that we were just
aimlessly surviving at sub-ten minutes.
Then we locked in in this last week
and achieved this much.
Well, that is the craziest-
The craziest thing to me is that that was a day where the timer, like, hit, like, fucking one minute and fifty seconds and I'm like, ah, fuck, it's over, bros, it's over, GGs!
It's over GGs! And it turns out, you guys were just adjuring it!
I was like, I was like, man, it's over GGs, but then I was like, wait, are they, are they seriously adjuring it? And then it turns out, you are!
We're almost at the first, you know what that means? It's officially spooky season.
Officially spooky season, officially spooky time.
Three six minutes to one night.
Hey don't blame us.
The timer enjoyed the edging bruh.
AHHHHHH!
Thank you, not a good gamer.
And you know what's even better bros?
You know what's even cooler?
You know what's even cooler?
But we did it!
ASTEMIC HAS NOT EARNED IT!
Not just quick, but the world is a better place for having you in it,
and now at hash, one of all time, no one can deny.
And there's so many more surprises in store.
We have so many incredible things in store for...
All of you throughout the rest of the year, I have so many things planned, I can't-
Hey mouse, I had a question about your illness.
Are you able to have pets?
No.
Also, my cat is with me watching you fuck the mountain.
My cat is right next to me watching you fuck the mountain.
I can't- I can't have pets.
Um, I- and it's not- and it's not just because, um...
I think the main reason why I can't have pets is because I just can't-
I cannot take care of a pet.
I can't take care of a pet and the pet is like a baby a pet is like, you know
Pet is a member of your family and you gotta take care of the pet. It is your family
You know you gotta take care of your family, you know, they have a pet his name is booby
His name is booby and he's my pet
Don't tell him don't tell him I said that
You see a robot cat I would love to have a pet if I were to have a pet if I would have a cat
I would love to have a Siamese cat or an Oriental shorthair which is the cat with the really big ears that honks
That looks like a gremlin
Or if I had a dog it would be a Italian Greyhound because I love sermons. Those are my those are my spear animals
Mouse cat played the slap your prime on the table sound when I was showing you to my dad
So that's how he knows your cat now also many mouse ma's
Green idea play Nintendo. Did you guys ever watch a Nintendo video?
We're gonna play some zoocosis now. I hope that's okay. I've been dying to play this game
I've waited for this game for months. Okay, since I saw since I saw the
The commercial the commercial the trailer
The advertisement of my fucking medicine. That's what I was waiting for. I've seen my medicine now
Sebastian is a goober who chews on cables. Oh
You have a goober cat that chews on cables
So many people left me such wonderful messages. Hey, don't love me. So just hate those so sweet. Jesus Christ
April Ross
Same little lady. Let me tell you something. Maybe you number one on twitch, but girl you ain't the number one game
When the game starts and you see my name, and I'm like,
I'm sorry, I was just playful, Banser guy.
There's no way she's threatening me with games.
There's no way.
I thought we were just gonna play friendly games,
but I guess I was wrong.
Well, you'll know the number one gamer
of Vishogil in the world does entry of Vishogil
is there and the Smackdown is coming
and that's the bottom line, because then said so,
Oh yeah, and then she sent me a gift of Stoke Goat Steve Austin!
At least I think that's him.
He's like doubting two beers. Is that something that he does?
He's wearing a shirt that has been there and destroyed that. Is that what he does?
Check her Twitter? Oh no, did she screen tap him?
Our most gay friend.
What's distracting for the fact that she has to take on a number one gamer and be showed a lot of times and trade and second.
It has the bottom right because Zed said so.
Then I beat a game on Second Hardest difficulty yesterday.
I see Zed's reply.
Second Hardest ain't First Hardest, little lady.
Call me back when you hit number one, like the number one game of it.
WHAT THE FUCK?
SHE'S GONNA FOOL RESTOR ON EVERYONE!
Oh my god.
Mom just sent me a message.
Say congratulations that she loves me.
And she was also, I came better than Zed.
And she wishes she could keep up.
What the fuck?
I'll see you on Wednesday in hell in a cell.
Can I get a hell yeah?
What the f**k is your WWE moment right now?
Just let her be.
Just let her be.
Just let her be.
Let her have her WWE moment.
Hell yeah, Brazza!
Where's J.Traya from Bishoujo?
Can I get a-
Send her stuff on the rock?
What's- what's a- the rock?
Yeah, I found a good one.
So what are the Rock doing the- the- the little come here movement with his hand?
I know stuff!
What's happening?
I'm so confused. I don't want to play some poses. I took my meds now. I'm right. Oh shit, hold on. Let me put my heart rate monitor on. Heart rate monitor!
The truth is out there is that OH NO MOE IS HERE!
Mel, Zem says she's the number one gamer of the show, Joe. She's gonna kick all of her butts. She's gonna have a show Joe Fall Guys tournament.
Which I definitely will lose.
No!
Oh noob.
Thank you so much for the gift you charged.
Thank you.
Uh, good once again.
Game.
Everybody's picking fights with everybody.
Why are we, why are we just, why can't we just all get along and just be friends
and have fun?
Die again?
Shit, I like this hard reminder but it sucks because...
Okay, that settles it time for a Vashoujo WWE 2K24 collab.
Usually watches this are the people that are in this room right now, including you!
Including you, bro. Game called Zoo Single.
What the fuck? Okay, well, I can't wear my heart right monitor cause it's fucking cock-eyed and it's not working.
Boy, I'll be scared, I promise.
I'm so confused. Be like quite as fuck when you're like in the actual game. Let's do that shit.
Okay, well, at least this is bare. It's not gonna fucking kill my fucking ears.
Body cam?
F.O.V?
Nudity. Like, is it like a penis or is it like a...
Oh, a naked corpse.
I don't wanna see that shit.
In target.
You think she'll answer the call?
I'm calling her now.
She's not gonna answer.
She's not gonna answer the call.
She won't answer the phone! She's scaring me.
It's not a fucking answer, she's a fucking for-
SHIT AN ANSWER!
Don't fucking answer guys.
I said the dream is dead.
If you and the girls want to play a fun co-op survival horror game, look up in silence.
In silence?
Oh?
Hi!
Hi! I need your expertise!
On what?
I heard you're playing my- the hit game Zucosis.
Uh-huh.
There's a nudity toggle, is there naked people in this game?
Yes, how many naked people I
Will say you will see everything if you don't have that toddler like how everything like the entire body
Women are like you won't get
I've seen a woman. I don't know if there's men, but you will see full coochie if you don't have it on you
You will see vagina
I
Thankfully had it turned off, but uh, oh
Oh, yeah, that would have been everything if I didn't.
Like her legs are like wide open and everything?
Legs aren't wide open, but it is very odd.
Why are you trying to get around the nudity, Mouse?
Just turn it off the nudity.
I know! I'm sorry! I just need to know I'm carrying.
You're like, well I mean like how much is everything?
What are we talking about?
I mean, is it just boobs? Is it coochie? Is it a butthole?
It's full nudity.
I'm sure if you look for it, you can find it.
I don't want to find a booty hole.
Well, maybe have nudity off.
Apparently, somebody said, I don't know what it means,
but it's that you see the acorn sticking out of the bush.
Whatever that means.
So, I would say maybe don't have nudity on it.
I don't know what it means.
I don't know what it means.
There's cock.
Yeah, you need to have nudity off.
Which only cocks?
Yes.
Well at first I saw a nudity and I'm like what the fuck naked animals? What the fuck kind of nudity are you talking about?
You turned nudity off and all the animals are wearing clothing.
Oh Jesus, I don't want to see naked animals. Even though you're feeding a naked at the zoo.
Yeah no, you'll see like human nudity. You definitely won't have that off.
Why are the people naked?
Don't worry about it.
What do you mean don't worry about it? I'm gonna worry.
Don't worry you'll see.
You're making people out of zoos!
Is it like one of those zoos at night time where people go and they fucking the zoo?
What?! That's not like that!
I promise you it is nothing sexual.
The people that sneak into the zoos and they fucking zoos!
What the fuck is that thing?
There's people that sneak into places when it's closed and they fucking there!
What?
It's true!
Alright, well as the expert who has been playing this game for a little bit,
you definitely need to have nudity off.
Okay. Yes, I got it.
Have fun with it!
Okay, thanks.
I'm gonna take you to one of the 25 gifts itself.
I hope I have it off.
I do have it off.
It's time to rescue the animals.
Listen, some people do-
Before we begin, I want you to put down your scribble.
What the fuck is scribble?
Oh, bleh.
My signature.
I was like, what the-
My scribble?
What the fuck are you talking about?
No, Bob and V-
V-G-
V-G-G-N-A?
to attend to. What the fuck why are you talking to me? Uh, limitation, uh, September 6th, 1991.
Press here to sign. My name is Paul Connolly.
Damn, wait that shit looks like a winner! Excellent, you made the right move. Just a
couple more things and you'll pull your family out of poverty. I really hope so.
Attach this to your chest. Our scientists require us to do this to see everything that
that happens in the enclosures.
Scientists, I thought this was a zoo.
True, ever thought that the smart helix
belong right in the zoo?
I hope you got the joke.
Excellent.
Now let's get started.
Chad, we have already fucked the moon.
We have fucked Mars.
We are currently trying to fuck Uranus.
Keep the subs up if you want the nudity.
Do it yourself.
Yeah.
Wait, what's this?
Ah!
I'll find out later.
Oh no, they just fucking ejected me with shame! What the fuck?!
You son of a bitch.
Fuck you.
Oh, you're finally awake? Good. Get up. It's time to get to work.
What the hell? What did you do to me?
I took care of your health.
Working with animals requires prevention.
Prevention?
You wouldn't want to bring some kind of infection home, would you?
Wait, what?
I took your phone as well. I'll return it in the morning after the shift.
You took my fucking phone?
I got the job? I thought we had an interview.
My wife is waiting for me outside.
The job will be yours if you make it through the night.
Let's go. I still have a lot to show you.
I can't have my fucking phone. How am I going to check Twitter now?
Carpenter Summers Craven?
West Craven?
John Carpenter?
I don't know who CG Summers is.
Ridley Scott?
Cronyberg!
Your references are incredible!
Here's my office.
Oh, my overalls.
Look at me, buddy.
Oh, the sensitivity is too much.
Hold on. I didn't fix this.
Control yourself.
Put it down to five.
A plea.
Much better.
Welcome to the zoo.
Where the fuck is the cafe?
Where's the coffee?
Where's the coffee?
I don't want to drink coffee.
I don't want pasta, I want coffee.
Where's the...
Ewww! Somebody took a shit in there!
Yeah, my horray monitor is not working.
It's charging right now though.
As soon as it's done, I'll put it out.
Shut the fuck up already!
Shut the fuck up, I'm just looking around.
Gadget trolley.
Why the fuck does that say feces?
Are you sticking shit in the fucking train?
Is this a fucking cock-a-power train?
What the fuck?
This is our hub.
You'll have plenty of everything here, except time.
Now we're in the cold room.
Here we store herbs, vegetables, and fish
while the meat gets grounded to portions
for the animal rations.
And right now we're running low on herbs and vegetables.
Erb to vegetable.
Erb to vegetable.
Erb to vegetable.
Erb to vegetable.
You can find the instructions in your PDA.
Load two herbal and one vegetable brick into the brick trolley.
Access notes.
This is wearing thin.
Shut the fuck up bitch!
Wait, what do I do again?
Load two herbal and one vegetable bricks into the brick trolley.
Use me.
What the fuck are you looking at me like that?
Ew, stop!
I do have limits to my patience.
Stop, then stop it!
I'm looking at me like that! Give me risk pay!
Bro, you think you're fucking funny?
I do have limits to my patience.
You think you're fucking funny? You think you're funny? You think you're fucking comedian?
Looking at my ass?
Oh wait, I'm a guy.
You're staring at my fucking cock?
I know it's big. You don't have to tell me twice.
Wait, what do you want?
Uh, two herbal and one vet.
Two?
We're not playing here to horrible one vegetable. I don't understand
Oh
Bro shut the fuck up what the heck most of the bricks will be left as a reserve and take these ones with it
It's time to show you our workhorse. I am
Workhorse load to bring the brick trolley with bricks to the train
I'm all bricked up, baby.
And here is our K-A-T-I-E, Connecticut Automated Transport with Innovative Engineering.
Katie will take you around the zoo.
Katie? No, let's look out that train.
Take me around the zoo, Katie.
This is the refrigeration compartment. You need to load the brick trolley here until you're loaded here Katie won't budge
To load the brick trolley you need to activate the lever
Okay
Activate the lever to load the brick trolley
But then everybody tell you this person smells like fucking shit
No, bro. You're staring at my car coming in this fucking job
Control panel. I'm gonna snoop around first. I
I can't look here. Veterinary station?
Come on, how much longer?
Meds and cure.
For respect to animals or symptoms, just create a cure by recipes. Gadget trolley.
You planning to spend the whole night on this?
Yes. I want to be like any sensible adult. Hide in the fucking bathroom until my shift is over.
Fast-duty diagnosis set up straight. Now listen carefully, I won't repeat it twice.
Okay?
This is our mobile veterinary station.
You'll be mixing medication for our animals.
Wait.
Are they sick?
Well, they can be.
We need to closely monitor the health of the animals.
We have some quite rare specimens, so the thought of anything happening to them is out of the question.
Rare specimens?
Take this seriously and we should all be safe for another day.
Follow me.
Okay.
This is our kitchen factory.
To collect feces for tests, you have to feed the animal it's favorite food.
Ew, what the fuck?
Here's where you can prepare it.
Choose the recipe from the list.
Max and you're done. Any questions?
What? Are you asking me to rest a peek?
Faka?
Sue needs those who are afraid to answer.
Hello, VH.
They actually need someone who can't get the answer themselves.
Alright, enough chit chat. Go to the cutting table.
I'm gonna be honest with you, I did not pay attention and listen to what you said to me.
Prepare food for the giraffe.
The table?
What were the cutting table?
You need to select the giraffe from the list.
Motherfucker, I know what the word giraffe is, and I know how to select the word.
The giraffe starts with a G.
Press on the cook button to go to the slicing screen.
Cook.
Rack your brains, fall.
Click on the cut button to slice herbs.
Cut.
Don't make a mistake with the weight.
The exact measurement is displayed on the weight indicator.
Measure carefully.
You can cut off.
Oh, fuck.
Oh no!
Oh no! Wait! I don't-
Potato!
I just do little by little.
That's what your wife said last night.
Click on the cut button to slice vegetables.
It's not enough, Paul. Add more.
It's not enough, Paul. Add more.
Lever to lower the gadget trolley.
Gadget trolley?
What's- where's the leevil?
The train.
Trollies?
Yes, Paul. Our zoo is quite... unique.
Why do I have to- why do I have to do a pack-like?
Can you get some smushy mongols, mousey?
Thank you!
No inspiration for you, eh?
People say the zoo is going through tough times.
Now what I know, I'm just a simple man. Clock in and clock out.
How long have you been working here?
Long enough to teach you everything.
Come on, move the trolley.
Bitch, why don't you just tell me to close the riddles?
This is the entrance to the enclosure.
To open the door, you need to insert your PDA into the enclosure terminal and select Open Enclosure.
Infection symptom. Scars. Zuposis.
Zuposis is abnormal behavior seen in captive animals.
I'll have these notes now.
If you deviate too much from the recipe, the animals might get sick.
The risk isn't very high, but it's best not to break the recipe.
Insert my wiener where?
Into the giraffe... whatever.
Bo-po and Creole.
Don't look here in the feeding area.
Oh boy.
Hey buddy!
What the fuck?
Mobile fecal extractor.
What?
In simpler terms, a shit sucker.
You've eaten shit before.
And now you're going to suck it.
What the fuck?
We need all this.
We need to constantly monitor the health of the animals, and taking excrement for tests
is one of your key tasks.
A hundred thousand a year, Paul.
A hundred thousand fucking American dollars.
You just have to collect the shit.
I have to collect shit for a hundred thousand dollars a year?
Oh my god.
Here we get your ass pounded by me.
for all this work?
If I'm gonna suck shit out of his asshole.
The veterinary tank is a doctor!
There's more money.
Also, streamer, please, suck you guys
for no little day. It's not his butt.
Also, I don't shove this up his butt.
I'm gonna have to shove it up their butt.
Ooh, thank goodness.
Suck up your shit. What do you have to say for yourself?
Oh, okay.
Walk away.
Here, look. Why don't you have a taste?
Here, since you like shit so much,
You talk so much shit.
Take it.
What do you think?
Take that, don't you?
Take the TIS.
To avoid unnecessary questions, it's a thermal imaging system.
You can just call it a thermal imager.
It's needed to determine the body temperature for our animals.
Take the TIS.
Oh, TIS.
Now install it and measure the temperature of the giraffes.
Forty-three degrees.
What about you?
Some gadgets are still lying around on different stations and storage rooms.
When you're there, grab those two.
Um, I was gonna say you know that.
That other giraffe is kinda sick.
I don't think Paul's doing too good, bro.
You're concerned.
He's thermal energy.
As you can see, one of the giraffes isn't doing well.
We need to make a dart with temporal axe.
It's a medication for normalizing the temperature of animals.
By the way, it was developed by one of the local egg heads.
Interact with the terminal and press the exit and closure button.
Exit enclosure.
In the terminal, you can check up on the right, Tim.
You have to take some medications, too.
Well, you studied chemical technology in Indiana. You'll manage.
Tim, how do you know all this?
Trust me, it's not something worth being surprised about here.
But I barely lasted six months there.
Duck kicked out in the first year.
What?
No worries. That should be enough to mix a couple of ingredients following a ready-made formula.
Bro, keep fucking moving!
Get out of my way!
Get the fuck out of my way, bro!
Now what are you saying? I wasn't paying attention.
I was just thinking about how pissed off I was that he was in my way.
Congratulations, Paul. You've just come closer to success and the well-being of your family.
Now, go unload the collective fecal matter into the biomaterials receiver.
Don't carry anything into the car. Everything must be stable.
And don't forget to put the shit sucker back into place.
Don't put the shit sucker right on your fucking lips, you piece of shit, bitch.
You just press the lever inside the car.
Shit balls.
To make temporal lax, you need to load the station with enough vials.
I did it this time, but in the future you'll have to gather the vials yourself to cook it up.
I have to do it myself?
There are not so many vials, think twice before using them.
Okay, tranquilizer.
I need to put a lax on the list.
Legal injection?
Reactive care? Beegard cure?
Infested care?
What the fuck?
Tovetol?
Is this relief?
Roticare?
Bacta guard?
Scepticure?
Astro guard?
I'll take the dart from the dart dispenser.
Oh, you've got temporal axe.
Now load it into the veterinary gun.
I'm gonna stick it up your ass.
Rotate the...
Don't?
Who?
Please don't you if I get this off.
Shoot the giraffe with a high temperature.
It was Paul, right?
You sure you bitch?
They're ready.
They're ready for some temper-relaxing fucking...
Fuck off.
Thing went smoothly?
Seems like it.
I did this for the first time.
Hopefully he'll get better soon.
Well, don't doubt that.
We need to get-
Return to the home.
Leave the day.
I've never told you to kind of look like a year old tutorial.
Try to have to be left alone, why can't you be here with me?
And I shadow you all night for my first day.
Every zookeeper is entitled to the service card.
This one's mine.
If you perform well tonight, you'll get one in the morning.
What?
Is it your wife?
Should I tell her you're staying here for the night?
She's standing outside in the rain!
No problem.
I think she'll figure it out soon.
As you wish. Good luck, Paul. Don't mess it up.
My wife, she's standing out there waiting for me in the rain!
Penguin station storage room. Gorilla station storage room.
The raft station storage room.
Check the enclosure. Feed the animals collect analysis.
Okay. We already checked the giraffe.
So I guess we have to go to the gorilla in the penguins.
Long ago. They're not answering calls, I'm worried.
Lily, sweetheart, sorry. Didn't hear you right away. Everything's okay. They put me on probation, but I had to start immediately.
You should just go home. I'll be back in the morning and tell you everything.
Paul, but I saw them lock you up. It's not normal.
Yeah, it's just protocol here. They took away my phone and maybe signed an NDA.
And all I have to do is feed and treat the animals.
Oh! By the way, there's plenty of meat here.
I want my girls to finally eat and hormone food.
I'll be right back. Don't go away.
Wait...
What? What does he mean by that?
I'm so confused.
Put a meat brick for Lily in the parcel...
Wait a minute! That's animal! That's food for an animal! Why would you...
What? I'm so fucking confused.
Okay, so this is where the vials are.
Got it.
Oh yeah, maybe it's...
They're his dogs.
Maybe it's his dogs.
Maybe it's his dogs.
Definitely not humans.
Open the door, I have to do this.
Get a meat one.
Take a meat one.
Take it to my wife.
Eat up, honey.
You hear? Yeah.
Take this. Give Gina a kiss from Daddy.
Give Gina a kiss from daddy.
Daddy's here with his meat.
Daddy's here with his meat.
Eat for Dawn.
Okay, so...
Kitchen Factory.
Uh...
I guess...
Gorilla?
Gorilla and penguin and moxel.
What do Gorilla makes?
Gorilla was what again?
Gorilla?
Herbal and vegetable.
You think we have enough?
I smell the trolley car back.
I'm not giving them to me.
What if they become infected with whatever the fuck the animals have?
I fucked up.
I should have never talked to my wife.
I should have never- you see chat?
Don't ever fucking talk to your loved ones ever!
I'll fucking talk to them!
I need more vegetable.
Shit.
We'll put another vegetable in.
What?
Another vegetable?
I mean herbal vegetable.
Cook. Let me cook.
Just can vomit if you deviate from this recipe.
I need to cut off, oh god.
Where are you taking for the raid, Cinderella?
AHHHHH! We're playing Zukoji!
I made food with food is here.
It's time to go see Gorilla.
We're gonna go see the Gorillas now.
Maybe they'll sing us a song.
Wallaby!
Gorilla.
My husband all day. He's a scientist?
Clearance Jay Summers?
People usually call him CJ.
Uh-oh.
His medication?
One seven what?
Quite of opening nests.
A cop would.
I just saw something horrible.
I shot people dark, but one wasn't enough.
It took around 300 ML.
But it worked.
Fuck it worked.
I'm a liar.
That's not good.
Did I go back or go to the gross first?
It's bookie time.
Oh, are people being mean in chat?
Oh, people being mean in chat.
It's OK.
You know, you're entitled to be upset about things.
But I'm also entitled not to read your comment and understand that we're here to celebrate
and have fun and have a good time and whatever you're upset about doesn't matter.
It's silly to be upset over something like this but you have every right to be upset.
Also all streamers are amazing, all streamers are valid and all streamers work very hard
to do what they want to do and to get to where they are and we all deserve recognition and
we all deserve to be celebrated. All of us. We all do a lot of work to entertain people
and to have a lot of fun. We all do. I'm not even upset, I'm just wondering how the math
is supposed to math. You can math if you want to, go ahead and math. No one's stopping
However, I dropped out of school and I don't want to think about that.
Right now, I'm cleaning kaka out of elephants and gorillas' assholes.
And that's all I want to do right now.
Do school shit, go right ahead.
One power to each other.
The monkeys sound so angry.
Gorillas, are you okay?
Sir, maybe we should go get that guy's stuff.
Maybe we should go get that guy's stuff.
That guy's stuff I was locker and come back the great idea you should remember the locker company
Already an expert at dealing with crazy monkeys
Testing experimental meds on limited specimens. They don't work during the frustration phase
The pathological salvation process must be completed. In other words the organism must fully mutate access to
Experimental drugs is located at the vet station. You already deal with a crazy monkey. Its name is Connor. Oh, am I?
I already deal with a crazy munk on a daily basis
How do I get a sub to this channel? I never watched a second or a follow is weird. Oh, welcome to twitch
Is this your first time using the web of sight? Don't understand how things work around here
If you're around here and not used to vtubers, just stick around and watch the stream for a bit
Yeah, probably
Mousy is the best.
I'm the devil with the acolyte, and I'm the one who's gonna die.
I'm the one who's gonna die.
I'm the one who's gonna die.
Okay, but, I didn't fucking animal crossing speak.
What the fuck?
I got matrix E so much I'll take it to the guy after P really, really bad.
I'll be right back, okay?
I'll be right back.
Can't get rid of me that easily.
Ron, what the fuck?
Come back here, bitch!
What the fuck?
Don't run from me.
I gotta eat a snack.
After all the fucking puking I did holy shit.
We could never run away?
It's better not.
I never pause the game!
What if like, what if like, uh, what if like, there's like an in game clock and they were like,
oh my god, I don't know.
What if there's an in game clock and an infection is gonna be on these?
It's probably like there's shit on them,
I'll fucking hate-
Wait, but fuck, let me fucking pause the game.
Hm?
Holy shit.
Then you're done fucking cook!
I'm fucking cooked!
Now, we know why you can't have pets.
Why?
Well, what about them?
Hmm?
They're a terrible Vtuber, sound like a moose attacking?
Bro.
Anybody can be a Vtuber.
Don't feel so conscious about your voice.
I bet you sound great.
I bet you sound great.
Don't act like you're a radio, they're a great stream.
I bet you sound great.
Any kind of voice, it don't fucking matter.
It doesn't fucking matter.
I got McDonald's make.
If you let a McDonald's make, you should make your Vtuber model the fucking McDonald's right for thing.
Keep running, Chats, she can't catch us all.
Make your V-tool model a fucking McDonald's drive-thru thing?
Or you could be, you could be like, in the little window of the drive-thru.
Tuchosis is instead a disease that stems from outside forces,
from the extreme sensory deprivation that zoos and other forms of captivity impose upon animals.
Tuchosis is a mental disorder that manifests in abnormal and often unhealthy physical behaviors.
That's for sure, but about you use to make a V2 a model
There's many ways
To make a V2 model. I went to bed at 6 a.m. Today with you and third and woke up at 3 p.m.
And you were in first Congrats, brother. What a ride so happy for you homie
Thank you. Thank you so much. Holy shit
You think you can get a V2 model made you can get a free one you can get a V-royd model made if you want
My noodle's small. Thank you so much for the gift. It sells holy fuck.
We're at 317? No fucking way. What the fuck?
Are we gonna hit 320? In no fucking way.
You know he's not.
But listen to Booby. Don't listen to him.
If we do though, I have some extras.
Extra stuff. What is this?
Had a rice cake that's like weird on the bottom.
They're just like should I eat this or no?
Is it safe to eat?
No. It just looks weird.
No, no chat. Let's see where this goes.
Is that a challenge? A challenge or what?
I'm not going to eat it. I'm opening another packet. I'm going to pretend like I didn't see that.
You ever do that? You ever just like...
You open a pack of something and then you're like, this looks weird. So then you open another pack and you put the other pack back and you're like...
Five can, you rise up and drop those gifted subs.
I'll start it off.
Yeah, I'm going to the rest.
What the fuck?
Grandmaster, thank you so much! Are we five gangie ringers?
What did you say?
We essentially get the subs!
Thanks for being the first VTuber I came across back when you were playing Friday the 13th.
Oh!
With offline fell down a wonderful rabbit hole and decided to start my own journey.
Thank you! Yay! I'm so proud of you!
Congratulations for starting your journey.
Thank you so much for the gifted subs. Thank you very much.
Wow, that was a long time ago, Friday the 13th, orc.
Okay, thank you so much for the gifted subs. Thank you.
That gave us so much fun. It's such a shame that it's not around anymore. I love that game.
Gamer, thank you so much for the gifted subs. Cloud, thank you so much for the gifted subs.
Yeah, I got shut down. They shut it down because they lost like the license to it and now they made
another one of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but it's not as good. It's not as good. I played it.
Rosemary, thank you so much for the gifted subs. Wasn't that a year ago?
I think that was like almost two years ago.
We only have three hours left, five gang.
Let's go.
Kappa?
Bro, we only got...
How many girls in Kappa's do we get this home on, two?
I'm just not blessed.
Thank you so much for the gifted subs.
Now, why does she keep seeing my comments because...
The subitone is ending at 7 p.m. tomorrow.
EST.
Reggie, thank you so much for the gifted subs.
No, um...
How do you still have so much energy left after streaming for so long straight?
Here's the biggest one through the difference of-
Congrats, BTW!
Thank you!
I don't know!
I think I'm- I think I'm psychotic.
Now I'm telling you the truth, and this is a phenomenon that I see with a lot of people
that have like chronic illness.
I've lived my whole life like getting sick like a lot.
So I've learned how to like live normally, like live life, like feeling like shit
and feeling ass all the time, to a point where it's like, the function pretty
well if I'm sick. I have to be pretty pretty severely ill in order to not be
able to like normally do shit. Oh you should Kevin. Thank you so much for the
get this those great. Thank you so much for the get this subs. So now I'm used to
I'm used to functioning like at a really shit level and now I'm getting
adequate meds and and resting well and I yeah I do feel sick all the time but
I feel better than I've ever felt in my life, but also, I don't know, I feel like I, I just
love streaming, it's, it's my life. Streaming is my life. Streaming is my life. Before I
got very sick, like I had other interests and stuff like that, but this took a lot
of shit away from me, so I, I was basically doing nothing for a long time, and then
I found streaming and I started doing it and now I'm addicted to it and I love it and it's
my career, it's become my life, it is my life passion and if I could stream every day of
my life every hour, every minute I would, nothing makes me happier than streaming.
That and singing.
So it's like to me, like the subaton was not like work to me.
it was a vacation, because I would much rather stream every day than deal with normal, everyday
life stuff like going to the doctor, taking medicine, going to meetings, bruh. You know?
I don't want to do all this stuff. I just want to stream all the time. It's really
dinking. And I'm taking care of my family, and that makes me happy, and that's even
more wonderful because being able to take care of my family is it means the
world to me. I'm taking care of two elderly parents and making sure they're
all right and stuff like that so I got that going on to you. Is my OSHI? I have two OSHI's.
Well, all of these children are my OSHI but my OSHI is a Kalaipi Mori and
And also, uh, Monty.
They are my O'Sheez.
I love Monty so much.
I look up there so much. She's so amazing.
This might be Shojo O'Sheez.
All the girls are might be Shojo O'Sheez.
All the girls.
Monty for Speed of the Devil.
If I could ever have Monty on Speed of the Devil,
I would fucking cry.
I would cry, and I wouldn't know what to do with myself,
because I love her so much.
She's like...
She's like a, she's like an unreachable star to me. To me it's like she's so perfect.
Like how can such a perfect being exist? You know what I mean?
See, she's funny, she's cute, she's talented, you know?
And Cali's my girl, man.
Cali, don't worry. They said the perfect woman doesn't exist. They never met Madi.
Okay, I think I'm okay now. My tummy doesn't hurt as much anymore. I'm good.
I'm good, we can get back to a zoo.
Zou-Zouk-Zouk-Housey!
We're aiming for Mars, yeah, we're aiming for-
We're aiming for the whole solar system.
The solar system is gonna feel our fuckin' wrath,
you know what I mean?
Hold on one second, hold on one second,
I have to answer a few messages, give me a second.
I get this one, thank you!
Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa!
But the fuckin' game, holy shit, sorry about that.
The experimental meds on mutated specimens
They don't work during the frustration phase.
The pathological cell division process must be completed.
In other words, the organism must fully mutate.
Access to experimental drugs is located at the vet station.
Vet station.
Well, what the fuck?
There's so many different ones now.
Jadis.
Hey mouse, I have a question.
Do you have some Tuber siblings?
Myoshi sometimes says he has a few.
Gladly Tuber siblings?
Oof.
That is a- that is a very- that is a very broad question.
Yes.
The answer is yes, and the answer is many, because, uh, I have a lot of fucking models.
It is my goal to be related to every YouTuber.
Oh, these are all the experimental ones.
Okay.
What the fuck?
Okay, got it.
Okay, let's go back to the gorillas.
Okay.
Was there anything else in there?
I think we're going to have to get animal blood.
We're just going to have to suck it out of the animals.
Chupacabra style.
Your wife again.
Well, they sound pretty angry.
OK, uh, I'm guessing first I feed them dexter, pepper,
thorn, thorn, and cheese.
And then blood for analysis.
Cheese blood.
God damn it.
One just in case.
So we're going to give you spherosis,
A bacterial infection transmitted through water contaminated with animal urine affecting
the kidneys, liver, and other organs?
The two patients who have parceled vials of the active substance, I think you'll find
them useful.
You'll find them in the parcel box.
Parcel box?
Backer water situation.
Get the subs.
It just needs fish.
Maybe I should get another one to try again.
Maybe I should get another one to try again.
You're good at susceptible.
Maybe I should get another one and try again.
You're good at susceptible.
I just don't want the animals to fall into zooclosis.
I was here when we had three subs to see you hit 100 times that was incredible.
Congratulations, Mousy.
Thank you.
Much love.
I'll accept it.
The book is full.
I think we're fine.
Wait, didn't I say to go to a giraffe storage?
I found access on some CJ's PDA, looks like he's an important dude around here, gave the
mutant an injection of toxicus feralis, and this shit really worked, awesome news.
And by the way, it seems mutants can mimic different diseases.
I'll keep an eye out at-
HOO!
When they turn, the meat can calm them down.
What the fuck?
Oh no.
Oh no.
There's more in the other place.
I didn't even check.
Maybe there isn't.
I hear the penguins.
Welcome to the penguin enclosure.
Daisy, Aluna, Coco, Tinker, Misty and Rocky.
Oh my god, there's so many of them!
They're so big!
Hey guys, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
They're blood, what do they eat?
I wonder if I can.
Cocoa, tinker, Rocky, Misty, Luna.
Who am I missing?
Take your temperature.
No, look, look, look.
I think this drink, I don't think
this medicine's gonna help whatever the fuck that was.
Remember the cure.
Oh, so I couldn't see what type of mutation it was, fuck.
They're TMLs, but it worked.
Can't revive them, but there has to be something
you can do with a fucking animal.
the corpse? I guess so. Oh well, we'll just leave it there. Oh, goodbye, Penguin. You died.
That's the janitors. That's the jan- I will come in again. Let me close the doors of the
penguins. I can't close the fucking doors of the penguins! There are no penguin doors!
What the fuck?
Uh-oh.
That's not even for me.
I'll be concerning.
It's like, are you not worried about what the fuck is going on?
What the fuck?
What's the gualabesey?
I don't understand the nudity stuff now.
What the hell?
I expect that.
I don't...
I just have my wife.
I gotta pee.
Guys, I gotta pee right back.
Is that the rule? That's good.
Okay, okay, okay.
I forgot to fucking tweet, bro.
I forgot to tweet.
Let's do this shit. I suck. I'm the worst streamer alive.
Okay, sorry. I have a lot to fucking play.
Okay, I'll be back for real now. Bye!
But, Christ! Slap that crime on the table like a big fucking cock!
So, everybody, that you have a big fucking dick today and slap that crime on the fucking table right now!
Bloop, bloop, bloop.
Bloop, bloop, bloop.
I'll just jump up a bap-bap-bap.
I'm back.
Guys, I just realized something.
In about an hour and a half, if I know how to count correctly, Twitch will stop gifting bonus subs, so now is the time.
If you want to continue to gamble and now is the time to gambler.
There will be no more gambling after this.
Now is the time.
And if you want to gamble, we're in the final stretch.
John L, thank you guys so much for the gifted subs, thank you very very much.
I get the subs, thank you very very much.
I get the subs, thank you!
Let's put a pause on to closest, okay?
We're gonna put a tiny little pause.
Put a pen in it, put a pen in it, put a pen in it.
We're gonna put a pen in it.
It's time to put a pen in it.
I'm pleasant, imagine, thanks so much for the 20 gifted subs.
It's so nice to be able to see my OBS working then, holy shit.
I was concerned.
Concern for my world being. My sanity. Concern for my sanity. Hopefully the game saves. If it doesn't save then this game is fucking tough.
So much for the gifted subs. Thank you, Sanolio! Thank you very very much! Thank you!
Guys, if we hit 320k, we will have... the chat and mascot will become a plushie and it will become available.
have a plushie of chat to celebrate this momentous occasion. Five gifted subs thank you very very much
time we won't have any more gambling after this with only one hour left one hour and a half left
and then the gambling will be gone forever. Thank you thank you so much Belki thank you very
very much for the five gifted subs very very very much then thank you so much for the
five gifted subs I appreciate it well it's bellhead jingle uh what the fuck
why the fuck is my tongue coming out what the flying fuck balls go see
it's all through the 50 gifted subs uh no absolutely not it's a plushy do you
want to be a plushy or do you want to be a fucking driller these are the 10
gifted subs goalie girl thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs thank you
very much. You become a marketable plushie today. So much for the five gifted subs.
Anymags, thank you so much for the five gifted subs. Thank you so much for the
ten gifted subs. Thank you! Hi, Heboni! Deadboltbeerful, thank you so much for the
five gifted subs. Holy shit. Oh my god, we hit 318! Oh, thank you so much for the
ten gifted subs. Holy shit. Well, I have to say, I was really, I was really
looking forward to Zuccosas, don't get me wrong, I'm having fun because I love simulator games.
I just expected a lot more horror. I expected a lot more scary stuff. Maybe I haven't gotten
there yet. Equal thing is a little too much for the five gifted subs. Maybe I haven't
gotten there yet, but I'm kind of, I was kind of expecting a little something different,
but maybe, maybe I'm just not there yet. Maybe it's a slow burn. Maybe it's gonna
Maybe it's gonna take time, maybe, I guess, I don't know.
Ploppy thinks so much for the five gifts itself.
It just seems a little slow for me.
There's 23 endings!
What?
I'm sorry, what did you just say?
23!
You have to replay to get the endings.
I'm not replaying.
No.
Choices in how long you last.
Really?
Thank you so much for the five gifted subs! Oh my god, the Gambo's going crazy!
Aaron, thank you so much for the gifted subs! You unlock animals too!
Hmm, that's a lot. I don't know.
Base Fox, thank you so much for the five gifted subs. Thank you.
Is there an indian? It is an indian. It is an indian. Damn.
That's for the ten gifted subs. Thank you, Aaron. Thank you.
They still got a bad ending like five minutes ago. Fuck!
I'm probably, I probably might get the bad ending. I mean I fed that meat! I fed the human meat to people!
What a creature I think. I don't know, am I dying? Am I turning into a creature? What the fuck is going on with me?
I don't know bro, I don't know. We'll see, we'll see, we'll see what it looks like later. I don't know. I don't know.
I hope, I hope it gets better cause it's kinda slow right now.
Thank you so much for the 30 get-it subs, thank you!
Thank you so much for the 30 get-it-subs. Holy shit. Thank you very much
Thank you very much. I was just playing it right now, but I don't know I don't know how I feel about it
I'm kind of like there's like footage of like
Like the giraffe like crawling up the building and shit and like all this crazy shit and I feel like
15 get-it-subs. Thank you. I feel I feel like the ad I feel like the trailer and the ad's like
like, showed the game differently than the game. It's a different game. I think it's
like a different game. You know what I mean?
I'm about to go to England, I'm in chat. I get themselves thank you. I think it bugged
and skipped the cutscene. There was supposed to be a scene with the boss where he explains
stuff and your arms turn gross. What? Oh no, did he hit a bug? No! That's sad.
Thank you so much for the 5 get-this-os. Thank you!
Take a video of every... No! I don't want to get spoiled! I want to finish the game!
But I kind of want to watch a video, but shit.
Fuck.
I'm so torn. I'm torn! I'm torn!
I'm torn! I'm torn!
See, thank you so much for the get-this-os. Thank you! Thank you!
Oh god, 70 minutes till Twitch sub gotcha goes away. The time for gotchas now.
Oh, thank you so much for the gift of those damn Twitch.
How many subs has Twitch given out?
Can you tell me, cause I can't see.
11K, what the fuck?
Ghost, thank you so much for the gift of those helps.
Holy, holy shit.
Hell.
Oh my God.
Guys, we got it.
Damn Twitch, thank you for being so generous.
For being so generous, Twitch.
Wait, I can push and then after I think I might take a tiny little nap a tiny little a tiny little nap
Booksies apparently add an interactive button to the girl giving the option to save and spare
So sad
Not fair, bro. I always fucking break games. I always fucking break them
Thank you so much for the five gift itself. Holy shit. Thank you so much for the five gift
So thank you house color you can play it again
And do I really want to clean up shit again?
Right out there a great string ghost net dog. Thank you guys so much for the gifted subs. Thank you very very much
Rolf it's crazy tonight. It's crazy. I still can't believe today's happening
Oh, thank you so much for the five good selves. Thank you. Thank you my five gang. Oh, man
I'm gonna miss I'm gonna miss all this shit
I'll start crying now for no-
I'll miss- I'll miss Subbathon.
No rewire this brain.
Because I can't even go on the internet.
It's not golden- guys we ain't getting another golden kappa, guys.
We ain't getting another golden kappa.
Subba doesn't mean it's really over any-
Oh babe, thank you so much for the gifted subs.
Holy shit, ghost, we're going crazy today.
Guys, remember the top- uh,
the top three gifters are going to be receiving
receiving some very nice special special special gifts as a thanks Lulu thank
you so much for the gift it's so kind and so much for you so thank you very
much thank you very much for being so kind to me funny thank you so much for
a gift I can't believe boobies gonna give somebody a bottle of wine what the
What the fuck is that?
Tomorrow, by the way, tomorrow,
I'm debuting a new outfit tomorrow.
My Halloween outfit is going to be debuted tomorrow.
At 7 p.m., that will be the final time
for you to add time to the timer.
But we also have a new background.
We have a new BGM.
We have a new starting screen.
We have a new ending screen.
Oh, shit, tomorrow.
Super new shit, a new background.
No, no, no, no!
Weiner, coster, what the fuck?
Wasn't mean to say...
Goddamn it, Al!
Influencing everybody to, like, feet.
Oh no, it's crunchy crust.
The crunch is free now!
Oh, yeah, then...
Checking and checking to make sure everything's...
...good?
Pew-ta!
My background is great.
Now I gotta test my...
...other new stuff, hold up.
You guys make me smile.
more leaks please what the fuck okay maybe I might be able to leak something
on maybe oh a tiny a tiny bgm leak tiny bgm leak you so much for the gifted subs
very spooky very spooky very spooky oh let me see my starting screen I love
it so much I hope you guys like it too my ending screen let me take a look
We're almost at 198. What the fuck?
Okay, the next thing, I might show this, I might show it as like a tiny sneak peek.
I was just gonna kill me.
Man, I'm not ready. We know what it looks like.
What's the big deal? What's the big deal? Why can't we just show it?
It's only tomorrow.
I'm not one kid that couldn't wait for Christmas.
That's me.
That ain't no lie
Cinema come and go
I don't know bro
Maybe I'll show you, maybe I'll show you
I'll probably show you, hold on, let me see
Never seems enough for you
You don't wanna lose it again
It's already the first song
I'm not leaking it because already out
It's already is the date of so
It's technically not a leak
This is why
ROCKSY
Gonna be me
You can't deny
So just sad, thank you so much for the gift and substance, thank you.
Rosie's mad, bam bam bam bam.
Love somebody, buddy, gonna be mad.
Reaper, never ending, thank you guys so much for the gift and substance, thank you.
It's gonna...
Okay, it's fine.
I'm not showing the model.
But I'm not like that.
Hello, bro. What the f-
Well, technically the artist wants me to tweet at them and the artist wants me to tweet the art.
So why can't I just show it on stream if they want me to tweet the art and I can just do it now?
Go ahead if it's just art.
YAY!
Little one that- we can do a non-moving version.
Why are there three versions?
Can't seem to find the...
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
Oh, is it not a still?
Very mischievous.
Yeah, this was drawn by you, you, Arima, and it was rigged by K. Joe.
I'm gonna be tweeting out the graphic right now.
So if you guys want to give you, Arima, you, Arima, a follow, and, you know, like it and let them know that it's super, super cute.
I would love it.
So leave one of my outfits from the music video.
I love it so much. I love it so much.
Okay, hold on. Let me tweet it out. Let me tweet it out.
Oh my god. Only one hour left.
Thank you so much for the bed, Elise. Thank you.
Going to sleep now. Oh, and spooky season has arrived in my time zone.
My second favorite season of the year behind Christmas season.
It's spooky season! Let's go!
Congratulations on Sabbath'n today. Night mouse.
Thank you so much for the gift itself.
Oh, then I tweeted the art. It's so cute. I love it.
Final push today! Final push today!
Hey, we fucked Mars. Bro, are we gonna fuck Mars today?
I got some after Thor after V Thor mentioned you and in stream earlier today
I was in the V Thor raid. I saw you break the record and I love your cause and vibe overall looking forward to seeing your stream for now
Also, thank you for creating the V Thor King of the Goblins
We're gonna make Thor a VT for don't worry. Don't worry
No, we already came we already came by unfortunately boobies really busy, so he's not gonna be able to stop by
We, we, you know, he's coming back another day, and we're gonna do some fun stuff with him another day.
We're gonna do some fun stuff with him another day.
You said that 330k will return again?
We'll make it a 320, he'll make an exception, hopefully.
Unless he's dead soon on 330k, which I hope he's not.
Which I hope he's not, because then how much time would that add to the...
I'm not even gonna remember guys!
You're not even gonna remember!
It's 320, it's 320, don't listen to him.
It's 320, it's 320.
Oh my god bro.
I really like bombarded with messages.
Holy shit.
I'm glad I'm bombarded, I'm glad I'm bombarded.
I'm glad Hanyu comes back.
Hanyu is still recovering.
I really hope that Hanyu gets better.
And I really want her to be okay.
I really want her to be okay.
I think she's been recovering very nicely at home.
And I'll send her a message after the subatom is over
Those are our message after subatom is over
I haven't been able to message her I sent her that bad voice message and I really hope she got it. I hope so. Oh my god
I have to take a nap so bad, but I don't want to go to bed until after the gotcha rolling over
So let's spend some time together before I take a tiny little nap. I won't be long
It'll just be like a super nap thinking just like not even taking a nap and just like straight
And it's going to bed early can't be long your smallest fuck fuck you bro
I read Athos tweet for you earlier. It was super sweet. It go it go is such a fucking sweetheart
He's so kind. He's so kind and I'm just I'm so proud of him
I'm so proud of him and I'm just really happy that he's just
He's out there living his dream and living his happiness and he's with the person he
loves the most and that makes me so happy and the fact that they're both so happy together
and they love each other makes me so happy and I'm just, I'm just really glad.
I'm just really happy for them bros.
I was just glad.
I didn't do shit.
I didn't do shit for him.
He did it all himself.
He did everything himself.
He's talented.
I didn't do nothing.
He's so much of a fight himself.
I'll never forget that day.
I'll never forget that day.
I don't forget that day when he was watching videos and like I convinced him so much for
the thing he did.
So we watched the Final Fantasy House video and then we watched that fucking video that
it was like what was it called?
A tour of my house or some shit and it was like that creepy uh-
Out?
I have all seen a more perfect couple than Aethel and Nyan Nyan Nana.
Right?
Lord A3Athelilove S69.
They're so fucking cute together.
Some people are just meant to be together, you know what I mean?
Some people are just made for each other, and I think that's incredible.
Watch for the fantasy house!
At each other's freaks!
After having a great time on a trip!
Oh God! The hiccups!
The hiccups bros!
The hiccups!
Team Hajime is streaming and she's playing mouthwashing!
Oh my God!
Hey Mousey!
I've been dealing with some tough stuff recently and it's nice to have these vibes
these vibe to come into whenever I want you you bring me joy glad thank you all
for being so positive lots of love from New Zealand race that timer chat not a
jelly fan thank you very very much and I'm glad that you can vibe and holy shit
thank you all so much I appreciate you guys we have so much shit planned man we
have so many things to do I have so many events planned after this it's
crazy SSR day we had a booby appearance
we have a hemojine stream okay crazy
he's so much really good did subs chat
take advantage of the gambles was so
here
mmm maybe we could do a little bit of oh
my god I don't know if I just think
or not I'm thinking I think if I should
or not if I can oh we have the auction
song I just thank you so much if I
do so okay this is the last time I'm
playing the auction song I'm not
I'm not playing it again. This is the last time. Do you understand?
I love playing a song again.
Consider this the final swan song of the Austin song.
I'm bringing someone to attend to the...
The body needs someone to apply gifted tubs.
Final swan. Make it sound because I'm never playing this again.
Give out these ones to the five gifted tubs. They give!
They still have to put my flatbed prime on the fucking table.
Well right after that, there's like a big fuckin'
SOS to the five gifted subs.
Get your gamble in now!
Cause there's no more gamble after this hour.
Azure D SOS to the five gifted subs.
21.
Sidewalk D SOS to the five gifted subs.
Thank you very much.
Sidewalk, thank you, my five gang.
Guys, take advantage of the gamble now
cause then it's going away
and it's never coming back.
Roll and press your luck.
See if Twitch will bless you today.
I'm killing you!
I'm killing you!
I don't care about anything else, I don't give a shit about anything else.
There are some things that I want to get this done.
You're both not saying you're very much.
I can imagine these are all fine-gifted subs.
Oh my God, we're so close.
319s!
Don't watch these things or I'll find you this one.
Thank you very very much.
I'm killing you!
I'm killing you!
I don't care about anything else, I don't give a shit about anything else.
There are some things that I want to get this done.
Thank you very very much, Gamblers.
This is the final moments of gambling.
No more gamblers on to it.
That'll be a thank you so much for the five gifts it's on.
Thank you.
It is funny.
Whenever people like...
Whenever...
Whenever they...
Whenever they...
I've seen them post saying,
I don't know, it's better than a sub record.
They always use the oldest model I've ever used in existence.
It was anything recent! They always used like the oldest things!
And it's just like, no wait, Aiden Ross fucking reacted to my fucking stream.
I remember when I convinced Aiden Ross that I was an AI on stream.
A long time ago, I participated in a thing called rslashprace
and I was in a call with Charlie Aiden Ross, XQC.
Who else was in the call? Do you guys remember? I don't remember.
I think it was it was it was them three it was the most wildest dream I've ever had
Oh, yeah miss kid was in there and I get in the car and it is like what the fuck you fucking
And I'm like, oh, I'm a fucking AI anybody
Haven't seen the clip
Was he nice at least was he nice at least I know man. I don't know. Hope that people are nice
You know what I mean? It's just my hope
It's my hope. It's my hope. It's my hope.
What is a face reveal? Never.
What is a cock reveal?
What is a cock reveal? Huh?
What is a cock reveal?
What is a fucking cock reveal?
The penis reveal!
These ones are the fight against themselves. Holy shit.
Oh my god, we're so...
We hit 319k? Are we gonna hit 320?
Booby can't refuse us once we hit, if we hit 320, if we do.
Now far behind is TTS, pray fucking far behind.
Hi, you're super nice, here's some of your congratulations.
Here's some of your congratulations. Kai is very, very nice.
Kai is very nice. He's a very nice guy.
Thank you so much for the five gifted subs.
Slug, thank you so much for the five gifted subs.
Blow, thank you so much for the five gifted subs.
Thank you so much for the five...
Oh my god, thank you so much for the ten gifted subs.
Bruh, it's a-
Oh, listen, I'm trying-
There's so much positivity,
so much wonderful, beautiful,
kind things being said on Twitter.
The occasional weird stuff,
I saw one where I was like-
Hey chat, did you know that two weeks is 336 hours?
Alright.
How pissed would Roxy be if we kept Miles here for half a month longer?
I'm a skank.
R-
What?
So what should I get this house?
Holy shit!
Roxy, you'll never be able to ban everyone.
Oh shit, oh shit.
shit balls. I'm getting subs, thank you! Sorry Roxy. My mom's gonna kill me. My mom thinks
this ends tomorrow. She was like, I still don't know what the fuck happened. It's hard because
I have to sit down and talk to my mom a certain way and like sit down and explain everything
to her and be like, this is what this is and this is what this is and this is what
This is and this is what happened. You know how it is
And I think it's a bunch of the tickets so all I know is that she was she was really excited because she's like oh
You're you're thinking tomorrow yay, and I
Don't think oh gosh, how am I gonna tell her?
I'm gonna tell her
What come I'm gonna tell her I'm gonna tell her
I get this up
Get this up
Just do it in Spanish and tell her it's important that she needs to see you ASAP in Spanish
Big scare guaranteed.
Emma, please sit on the computer, please.
Thank you so much for the five get-it-subs, thank you very much.
So much for the five get-it-subs, thank you Reaper, thank you very much.
Do quote Conor from the original Raise the Timer. You can never leave.
Thank you so much for the five get-it-subs. Oh my God, we have no ink, Lunar, thank you so much for the five get-it-subs.
If you guys are gonna try, slap that prime on the table like a big fucking cock, so everybody
that you have a big fucking dick today, slap that prime on the fucking table right now!
Loves, holy fuck.
I thank you so much for the gifted subs, thank you.
The gifted subs, thank you, thank you very, very much.
You know what makes me laugh?
What have I been thinking about for a while?
Because the first argument people make against, like, V2 versus, like, they say,
People make this argument that's like oh yeah that's a man that's a man with a voice
changer and one day they're gonna get exposed it's gonna be a man and it's
like but if I was a man you know oh yeah but don't thank you so much all
if I get the subs it's just gonna be really cool I'll be a really cool
short king you know what I mean but if I was your man yeah I'm an old ass
man
It doesn't make sense to me because like the user argument that is like oh
That's a man, but then it's like if it was if it was
Even if it is a woman or man, it's like did you just never satisfy? You're just never satisfied. Are you?
What do you want?
Want me to be a fucking snime?
Roses says I'm a man.
Oh no guys, I have a big ass fucking ten inch dick!
That's true, I'm a worm bros.
A worm, what can I say?
This is crazy. The, the, the gymnastics that people make.
To justify things.
It's funny.
How's Miguel been?
I've been good.
Sweet.
Mouse is a nice fat cock.
It's amazing.
Stay that shade with your chest, be your own fuckin' best.
Stay that shade with your chest.
Oh my god, a boba, 15 minutes only a boba, and I have to go to the bathroom so bad.
Fucking shit.
I gotta go to the bathroom so bad, fuck!
This proof I have a big ass cock.
I have to release pee all the time.
Everybody knows pee is stored in the balls.
Eek?
It's true.
Bear back, I gotta go pee a boba.
Five gang rise up.
320k is within reach.
Let's go.
The table like a big fucking pop!
Show everybody that you have a big fucking dick today and slap that prime on the fucking table right now!
Potato!
Excellent job all you giga-chads in chat.
Wait, we made it, huh?
Do y'all remember when the timer was getting edged at like three minutes in the evening?
How far we've come since then?
Sorry, sorry, sorry, I missed everything!
Shit, what the fuck? Oh my god, you have got to be fucking kidding me.
Holy shit, thank you guys so much.
More than thank you so much for the 5 gift subs. Guys, like I said, the time will continue to be added until 7pm tomorrow.
But it is officially over. No more extra gifted subs from Twitch.
Thank you Twitch again for this incredible, uh, incredible helping hand, I guess.
wonderful generosity thank you thank you very much and thank you guys so much for
being so kind and for being here with me and for spending time with me I
appreciate you all so much holy shit crazy we did we did we did you know
one thing I want to say there's a lot of wonderful positive messages out
there's gonna be a lot of negative ones a lot of people saying a lot of mean
things and I know it's sometimes people want to respond and say stuff and
whatever the fuck blah blah blah blah but I ask that we always remain kind and
we always stay true to ourselves and if there's any negativity going on I hope
the 100 subs helps.
Let's ignore it.
Iron Muscle, let's go.
Just ignore it.
Just ignore it.
But if you ever do feel like you have to say something, just say donate plasma.
That's it.
That's the message that I want to send.
That's the only thing.
Just donate plasma.
That's all I have to say.
No need to pay attention to any of that meanness.
I heard some feelings that make them cry.
No, Roxy!
No!
Donate Plasma, that is all. That is all. That is all. That is all.
And keep moving forward and donate Plasma, that's all.
The only message I want to sing is the more people see Donate Plasma, the more they look into it,
and then the more people donate Plasma, and then more people get Plasma, and then there's more healthy people.
And we help more people.
Hey shit, that's incredible. I can't believe this. Thank you so much for the right. I hope you had a great stream
Thank you very very much. You know what will make me really happy on the special day
If we could get if we could get the only plans for the trend on Twitter, I think that would be amazing
Absolutely amazing if we can
I'll be pretty cool. My blood type is a positive. Is it a blood type good blood type and all blood types are great
When you don't eat my blood type is a positive.
My blood type is a positive.
Nothing's still with your blood type.
Is it a good blood type?
It's a wonderful blood type.
I'll have some, thanks.
I'm just kidding, I can't have your blood.
I'm O-negative, I'm sorry.
Unfortunately, I'm O-negative, so...
I can only take O-negative blood.
I'm kind of fucked.
Kind of a... kind of a rare fucked.
Your blood type is caca?
I know!
Your mom is old?
Oh!
Yeah, I'm an old negative.
Chatmouse has to stream for the next 8 and a half days, so don't it.
What am I gonna myself and do?
What am I gonna myself and do?
What are we gonna listen to?
Are you guys gonna stick around and hang out with me?
Even after all the hoopla dies down?
After all the hoopla dies down?
You know the hoopla?
The hoi-paloi?
I'm so fucking tired, but I'm debating if I should like take a nap or just stay up and go to bed early.
Twitch can't even keep up with updating the new record because we keep adding to it. Let's go family.
Yeah, I forgot to take my meds. I forgot.
Fuck, fuck, I forgot. Shit. All he saved me. All he saved me got me all fucked up.
Oh god, I don't know where are you from?
I do! I just didn't hear it.
I do. I just didn't hear it. I didn't hear it.
You've been here five years, holy shit.
Are you okay?
Week again!
Took my mud, sorry.
Took my mud.
Figure time? Thanks.
Where am I to?
You joined Christmas 2023?
What did I do Christmas 2023?
I don't even know.
I don't even know what we did.
Yeah, oh we have to take a vote. Let's do a vote really quick. Hold on.
What are these Jucosas? Does anybody know?
Good to see you, Iris. I want to finish it.
Let me take a poll. Hold on.
So we're going to do two polls first for the movie.
Good!
D-E-C-M-K, thank you so much for the gifted service. Thank you.
House on Hunter Hill 1!
Yeah!
Okay, we'll watch House on Hunter Hill. I'm debating trying to see if we can finish Jucosas today.
And then watch house on haunted hill.
Mmmmm.
I'll finish it.
Thank you so much for- thank you, Siren.
And my heart rate monitor finished charging.
Nice. Okay, let's finish this bullshit.
I'll stay awake, I'll stay awake, I'll stay awake and I'll just go to bed at a reasonable time.
Keep in mind the game has over 20 different endings.
We're just gonna get one ending. I don't wanna sit here and play through 20 endings.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Google the rest. We'll look at it on a YouTube video.
Wait, I probably already fucked up, because I know I did some wrong choices already, fuck.
Separate scenes, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, playing on, y'all are just...
We just have it as a mix.
That doesn't surprise me.
Bro, that does not surprise me!
Yeah, I was waiting for this game.
It's fun. It's just, it feels a little slow.
And it doesn't feel like the same game that I saw in the trailer.
That's for sure.
Thanks so much for the 5 gifted subs.
What the fuck? What the fuck was that?
A woman with the water base.
Wait, is the food ready?
Did it clear the food that I made?
Shit, I don't even fucking know.
Doubted one second, you would be number one.
Our Puerto Rican queen is where she belongs on fucking top, baby.
Thank you.
Does it have food?
I swear to God if it doesn't have food I'm gonna fucking go away.
Uh...
Wallaby.
Does it make the food or no?
You know what?
I'm gonna try.
Oh, it's right there.
You know, like, what's a wallaby?
Is it like a kangaroo?
Yes, on yes, saying how difficult it will be to surpass your sub count, Mousy.
Hey, Ars!
Let's go!
I'm gonna face by a fucking kangaroo.
Kenny, Sally, Amy, and Wally.
All of these are smaller kangaroos.
Oh. Wally!
Uh, look at the face.
They're puking. Their puking is not fine.
Before they never explained it to me,
we never talked about it.
They never explained what it was for.
We're the fucking gods.
Don't worry, I'll clean up your poop right now.
Oh my god, don't tell me that the caca...
Okay.
Oh, I thought it was a plague.
What is salmonellosis?
Salmonell...
Salmonellonosis is an infection caused by salmonellobacteria resulting in symptoms like
diarrhea, fever, abdominal cramps.
Poop because penny has not pooped by treating.
Hyperimmunotoxic, mycoplasma.
None of this is a sep... is a... is a...
Salmonellone.
What the frick?
Have I gotten something wrong?
I guess it's I guess back to guard back back to guard maybe enteral here was for the other one. So this one
I didn't even see the name of it
Bro, I'm just gonna fucking kill it. Okay, so you go check what type
Michael brother baby about
Well now you're a lot of food on your death. All right back. I'm gonna be not a false alarm
So fucking loony now. Thank you so much for the raid
I'll get a great stream! I miss you! We have to play games together!
We got a stamp rally! I need your stamp! I need your stamp!
Free this week! Me too! What a coincidence!
What a fucking coincidence, me too!
What a coincidence! Me too!
This week, this week! Games, games, games!
the games with my haemadreams.
Yeah!
You may have played, did you play this game or you're gonna play it?
You need to play it.
I saw you play mouthwashing.
I started playing yesterday but I haven't finished it.
But you should play this game even though it's kinda like eh.
But you know, I'm gonna make the tranquilizer.
Wait, did I even make the tranquilizer?
First, but just in case, I'mma make a lethal injection.
It's for me.
I'mma put the tranquilizer in first, and if it doesn't work, then it's so stupid.
I'm sorry, ma'am. I haven't had a chance to look around yet.
What's with you?
Looking for someone named CJ. Searching for her husband.
Yes, sir.
Uh, the meat?
Let's raise it some more and hang out even longer, iron-less love.
Thank you, Lordy. Thank you for the bait.
Oh my god, there is crock in this game.
But you don't know, you bastard!
You think just because I'm poor, I'm an idiot?
You infected me with some crap, and expect me to die like the animals in your fucking zoo?
You think I wouldn't figure it out, Dr. Oliver Metzger?
You said there was no lab here.
So why the hell am I standing in one talking to you now?
I am absolutely where you are right now.
This is a restricted area, not related to the zoo or your duties.
And yes, I did inject you with a parasite,
But not to harm you, rather to protect you.
Without it, your job would be much...
...harder.
If you use your head and get through the first night properly, I'll come back in the morning and remove it.
What?!
You'll get your money after the first shift, and no one will get hurt.
Just finish what you started.
It's almost over, Paul.
You're gonna remove the parasite wear from my fucking ass?!
You think I'll believe a word you say after this?
I was offering you a way out of this tricky situation, Paul.
A choice is yours.
Face the job.
Yes, my dear. I found where they-
Yes, my dear!
Lily, please tell me you haven't eaten the meat.
What are you talking about, Paul?
We just had dinner recently.
It was incredibly delicious.
Gina was simply in awe.
I wanna hear anything about it.
If there's anything left, throw it away immediately.
Just do as I ask.
No time to explain.
I'll be back in the morning and I'll tell you everything.
Feed it to the dogs.
Why would you- Why the fuck would you eat me intended for animals?
What the fuck?
This is the weirdest shit ever! What the fuck?
Pets or some shit?
It seems they cause mutations in humans as well as animals.
Rino.
Or moose.
How do you go?
The most centric biological transducers.
Ew, they look so ugly.
Pangea, the orcs!
I feel like they just scribbled a bunch of shit on here.
They were like, you know what, let's write about Pangea, and then we'll put like, um, horse spinal cord on there,
and then we're gonna put like a picture of like, the evolutionary code.
Let's just put random shit on here. No one's gonna care.
What's gonna go with shit?
Looks like Miss Summers was right to be worried about her husband.
Oh so that's his hand. What happened then? Oh wait, he was in the biofield thing so...
Damn. Most likely all the information is stored on external drives. Without them, this computer is just an empty shell. I'm at a dead end.
Bitch, I got a floppy disk!
Damn. Am I supposed to be a hacker? Without a password this floppy disk is useless. I can't do anything here without help.
What the fuck was- what was this password?
Damn!
There's a password!
Damn!
There's a firewall!
Damn!
There's this!
Damn!
There's that!
Rachel!
That answers shit!
What the fuck?
Let me enter!
There'll be something in the bathroom.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, here.
Can I get another one?
Give me another hand, please.
Maybe it's on the ground- it's not on the ground.
Maybe it's on the ground over here.
Maybe it's on the ground- it IS on the ground!
Pick it up, please!
It's not underground.
Maybe it's underground over here.
Maybe it's on the ground.
IT IS ON THE GROUND!
Pick it up, please!
Don't let me pick it up.
Oh, there has to be more hands around here.
Again?
What the fuck?
I'm so confused.
I got something on the floor.
Let me look right into it.
Hold on.
Coachella and Barbellion endings.
Zookoses.
Zookoses.
Zookoses.
There's a feeding chart on the wall.
No, I know!
Is there one with no commentary?
Oh no, these are all endings.
What the shi- I don't want commentary, I just want to say the fucking name!
Bad time.
Oh here we go, full game, no commentary.
I think this is a bad idea.
This is a terrible idea.
I'm gonna do that right now.
Cause you told me to.
Neo, thank you so much for the gift itself, thank you very very much.
Alright, hold up.
Alright, I'll run on my way.
Photo in the realm. Who's a really exactly hold your hand and tell you what's going on, y'know?
Is there another one that I didn't do?
I leave her? Oh, maybe.
You think told me it was still a moose? Wait.
Do I even have the moose on la? Moose on la?
Put me on it already. You say cool me?
How to soft lock myself out of something.
Most likely all the information is stored on external drives.
Yes, I have a fucking dick.
Without them, this computer is just a fucking dick.
I'm at a dead end.
Damn, am I supposed to be a hacker?
Without a password this floppy disk is useless.
I can't do anything here without help.
Damn, I can't do anything right.
Damn, I suck.
Damn, I can't do this.
Damn, I can't do this.
Holy shit!
Shut the fuck up!
I know what to do and I feel like everything in like this guy in like in the video it's like out of order.
Okay, hold on.
Everything's like out of order.
Let's see if it's something...
What the fuck?
What's the point of that black light anyway?
I'm so confused.
I'm just gonna cut off.
I'm getting annoyed.
Hold on one second, I gotta go back there.
I'm back.
I'm back, I'm back.
Alright, let's go back to the fucking drafts.
Jesus Christ.
This game is pissing me the fuck off.
Wash hands.
I did wash my hands!
What the fuck?
Of course I did!
I should have washed my fucking hands.
Hello?
You gotta fucking wash my hands?
Man, my stomach is like...
My tummy's like rumbling, makes a lot.
Alright, just fucking wrapped.
Supply leave. I really think I broke the game.
I'm gonna fucking go Ape shit.
I'm going back to the hub and I'm gonna see.
Let me open that for no reason. Thanks.
Appreciate it.
I really think that, uh...
I think I fucking bugged the game.
3 or do we have 4?
Miss Bug, this is such shit.
I'm so bad.
Tonight, because the game is bugged.
And I can't progress.
I don't even know how far into the game I can go back.
They're the Wawawees.
When I look at a video, they're looking through the thing.
What the fuck?
Wait a minute.
Oh my god, the game did bug.
It did fucking bug.
I only did it bug.
It bugged with it.
The phones did die after all.
It fucking bugged with the hand.
I'm supposed to have the hand so I could get it here.
Have the fucking hand.
Work on the big door?
Oh it doesn't work on the big door.
What the fuck works on the big door then?
I did, I did, I did try throwing away all the meat it doesn't work again.
Yeah no, the hand isn't for that.
So...
Did the gorillas, I did the wall-wall-wees.
I did the wild bees, I did the gorillas, I did the fucking- I did all the fucking animals.
But I fucked up going out of order.
Oh my god, do I really want to restart this shit?
Only unlocked animals by beating a game, like once, and then you get more animals, I think.
Bruh, I think I'm just gonna watch the endings, fuck this shit.
I'm so sad, I really was looking forward to this game, like a lot.
I was looking forward to the game so much.
At least it's that.
Who the fuck is this?
You're best friends?
Parasite eyes.
When those already-parasite-icing living organisms will die.
Eh.
Poison is ready.
What's next?
Here's the injector.
But I'm afraid we have a problem.
Only Doc has access to the biometric lock from the mother's room.
Who is this?
And...
And what? How do we meet her?
Poison with food.
But the food must be alive.
I'm sure there must be another way let's go to the mother's enclosure mother
about to be paralyzed I think I won't be able to reject the poison myself you need
to do it no I'll do better I'll shed light on this shit just wait for the doc
check me with the poison Sarah can you believe she reported to the police that
her beloved husband is a good thing I have friends everywhere
Now she will have to go and befriend her too.
Well, lie down here for its lunch time.
Of course!
You could see yourself? You wouldn't ask.
And also, you smell like vomit.
Wanna freshen up?
I guess I should.
That infected-
This is great.
I've had enough.
I've had enough.
We encountered a woman.
Like, how do we even save her?
So what? I got a bug that did not allow me to save her?
Didn't her got fed to the mother?
My god, it's so... it's so...
Wait, there's an AFK ending?
Oh, there's one I have to see it. Hold up.
What the fuck? AFK ending?
Before we begin, I want you to put down your scribble.
Let's not waste time here. You'll be sitting here all night and I've got more important things to attend to.
Alright, I didn't want to do this, but it seems I have to. Listen.
Vrush, they murdered the suicide helpline. How can we help you?
Wait for a year, my money's gone.
No life, my fans face them.
Lily, Gina, they're great.
They're too good for me.
What? Where did you get this?
Chill, Paul. No need to break the nose of a man ready to solve your problems.
All the problems, Paul, with the house, with the money,
and even with the expensive treatment for little Gina.
Well, what do you say? You ready to sign?
Let's not drag it out.
Just sign the contract already and we'll be done with it.
My patience has its limits.
Sorry Cham, but it seems you're such a dimwit that you're only good for me.
What the fuck?
There's, hold on, I'm reading the title, so look.
There is, um, mm-mm.
Feed mother ending, good ending, poison Sarah, bad ending.
be Tracerra ending, infecting train ending, wife coming ending, and not like a scary game.
I think.
I'm more like a simulator, unless like a scary game, it didn't feel scary at all.
It made me scream and it did jump scare me a few times, but, DISAPOINTED!
I can give you that.
I did enjoy petting the animals a lot.
I enjoyed petting the animals, nice treating the animals, being like a vet.
That was cute. Is there a regular zoo simulator? There is! And I played it!
Who simulated the war?
I played it on stream for 3 hours. Is there a vet simulator?
How do I hook on you, Sadge?
What are you looking at? The game's gonna have...
Yeah, there is an animal shelter one.
Uh, what's it called? Animal shelter simulator.
I'm just taking so you can kick this ass with chat.
Wanna play fighting games with chat?
Well, we are going to play fighting games with chat, but I'm wondering, how does like a lobby
work with taking, because I know you can do a street fighter, but I don't know how it
will work with taking.
Have I played crime scene cleaner?
Yes.
But I can't play that right now, because if I play it, I'm going to fall asleep
for sure.
I'm gonna fall asleep. I'm gonna fall in the fuck to sleep so bad. I'm gonna fall asleep so bad.
Oh, I'll survive.
Oh, I'll survive. Chat, I will not survive.
Yeah, I'm getting eepy. I'm getting really eepy.
I only slept two hours. I only slept two hours.
I only slept two hours.
You're just crazy.
You won't even know.
You don't even know.
I wonder if World of Horror would be fun to play now.
Or maybe it's too late to play.
We could play another day.
Thank you.
What the fuck?
Two raids?
I mean, you know, thank you so much for like, what is happening?
Oh my god, my fucking OBS.
And those raids, and those raids.
Oh, see, thank you so much for the don't, thank you very, very much, thank you.
Thank you.
Congratulations on breaking the top subscribers record.
What shall we put down Timothy Smalls as the name on the award?
Yes, you can put Timothy Smalls on there.
I actually got asked because, so if you guys remember, we have merch coming.
The party keychain, the, uh, did I announce the card again or no?
I think I did.
And then the cards.
I don't know when we're going to put them on sale.
They're the pictures so cute.
Yeah, I showed one card so
I gotta see there. They're asking me when do you want this to go on sale? And I'm like
Meh Meh Meh
You know? Meh Meh Meh Meh
What the fuck? Can you- Can you fuck? Why are you bros? Being so stupid
He's so cute. Little push. Very cute. And then we have
Have the card yet?
Yeah, it's very very cozy, very cozy, very cozy.
Um, the cards?
I don't know if I could show them yet.
I don't know if I could, I don't think I could show them yet.
Those I can't show you, but I'll probably show them tomorrow.
But you're gonna love them.
I love them.
I love them and you're not gonna believe your eyes, chat.
Timer's broken? Timer's not broken? What are you talking about?
So I want to know the next goal.
The next don't know goal.
The next sub goal, the next sub goal, I had a, I had a fucking Sigma Ligma plush for
two, three, 25 if we have, if we hit it.
But that's bitch okay.
Those of you that don't know, Sigma and Ligma are my two little demons.
These little assholes that are back here, this guy and this guy.
Joker, do you want me to get the subs?
Thank you.
Yeah, it's those little assholes back there.
These little jerks.
Sigma or Ligma.
Hey, no, you're pushing in the background.
Well, all of them aren't mine, so this is Monkey, this is my Monkey, this is Boobie,
that's Boobie, that's Haruka, that's Zen, that's Amomo, that's Mechie's little
penis doll that's kudos thing that's um he made what's his name Steven Steve that's a
team that's a the bot oh buggy I know cinema I can't have cinema on my
backgrounds on my stream because it's called copyright a copyright and we
You can't go against copyright.
Oh my god, I'm taking the shit off.
Are you guys ready?
What time does it hold on?
I don't hold all you.
Are you ready for a movie time?
Are you ready to watch a public domain?
You film with me?
The one that won the poll was House on Haunted Hill.
Question?
I don't know if it's like...
The last time it's nothing.
There's a restored version.
Is that still fine to play?
A restored version?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Is that still fine to play? A restored version? Probably not. I'll play the cock-a-wun.
It's time to grab your snacks. We're going to be watching a public domain film.
A public domain film on-on stream right now. This is called House on Haunted Hill.
It is a horror film from the 1959s. It's time to get comfortable.
If I fall asleep, then pfft.
Hope I don't fall asleep.
What a voodoo!
The ghosts are moving tonight in the restless.
Hungry. May I introduce myself?
Yes.
I'm Watson, Richard.
In just a minute, I'll show you the only really haunted house
owned by mail.
He's quite wealthy, isn't he?
Millions.
And, uh, five wives, I believe.
Five wives!
Five wives!
The $50,000 party for only five people is a little skeep even for a million
hair. Well, hard on anybody. This would certainly be the house I'd do it in.
Whoa! Everything's moving on its own!
The ghost!
What's up?
Nice being.
That's the atmosphere, darling. You know how ghosts are, they never tag you.
And that's a very fetching outfit, but hardly suitable for a party.
I'm not going to the party.
I'm gonna spend the night ghost party with your idea remember since it's gonna cost me $50,000. I want you to have all my hobo
The party was my idea until you invited all the guests
While the strangers are not of our friends
Friends do we have any friends now? Well, you're a jealousy
I have a reason for inviting each guest. I wanted kind of a cross section from psychiatrists to typists
Oh my God, he thinks you saw.
The jet pilot. They share one thing. They all need money.
Now let's see if they're brave enough to turn it.
What for?
Can you call this a party?
Could be.
Boy, I bet he's so fucking hard right now.
Party will always do that. It spoils the champagne.
It might explode.
Never does.
Would you guarantee that?
That isn't funny, Frederick.
Make a good headline.
Playboy kills wife with champagne cork.
Will you join me?
No, thank you.
Just a sip.
I can prove your humor.
My humor is behind banks.
And I haven't poisoned it.
Oh.
I hear that he was electrocuted later.
What the fuck?
Mr. Norton did a good deal
But his wife didn't think it was any good.
So he fell to the back with acid and threw her in.
What?
And she was supposed to stay down.
But the bones came up.
You told me that's a matter of acting.
But none of the murders here were just ordinary.
Just shooting.
Did you think you were the gift that some people might put yourself in?
and sort of wild violent different God she didn't fall in oh my God
feel it in there let a face I can't tell my it's dry and dusty down here
they say a cure all right everything but doesn't burn the bone $10,000 but he
didn't say anything about being locked in no he just made a deal with me on
the phone but nothing about having to stay aren't you going to stay if I don't
I lose ten thousand dollars.
They're pretty I'm going to stay to.
Ten thousand dollars and you believe in ghosts I don't know what that back says
you can spook yourself I've been a good client.
So you think they weren't really there.
What do you mean if we get it? Won't he pay us if we stay?
Ah, sure he will. Ten thousand is no more to him than a nickel, is that it?
We were in an automobile accident. Now I'm the only one in the family who can make any money.
I've never seen so many doors.
Pover, we're starting October right with the spooky movie.
Does it go anywhere?
You're missing a lot.
Starting October right with the spooky movie.
Does it go anywhere?
You're missing all the fun.
Nora Manning was almost killed by a falling chandelier.
The private bash is heavy.
Is he mad at yours?
The Saturday Night Psychiatrist bandaged him up.
But you want to go and console him?
She'd do most men in your fashion.
Oh, please.
Yes, I lie awake nights wondering why I'm mad.
Pretty fast, Bear. You're so clever.
You didn't marry me dear, I married you, one pleasant but no mistake.
Hurry up.
For the last time I'm not going to your party.
For the last time it's not my party but yours.
And you are going.
I am not.
Are you ready?
No.
Are you ready dear?
What the fuck?
You're doing me as much as I would.
How do you want to be as a lovely widow?
Oh my god, what the fuck?
It's almost time to lock up the house.
Then your party will really begin.
I wonder how it'll end.
Brr!
Be down in a minute.
Your host, my dear.
It's almost midnight, Nora.
We're all going to get together down in the living room.
All right, Mr. Lord.
I'll be right back.
Wait.
They can't be in their rooms.
They have to hang out and party in the living room at midnight.
What if I'm E.P.?
What if I'm a little eepy? I don't wanna go down there.
Right out with the Bridget. Why did you come into this room?
I'm the only one who understands what's up.
Your wife isn't there anymore. She's already joined them.
Look Bridget, I've had enough of your spook talk.
I didn't think it's so much for the good of them.
Get out you son of a bitch. Don't come back into this room again.
Whoa! Bridget.
You're trying to make out with her.
Look, look, it's his. He's my wife.
Well, she's dead.
No, of course not.
Also, pause time at the peak.
I've been holding my pee onto heel.
The table like a big fucking cock!
So everybody that you have a big fucking dick today
and slap that crime on the fucking table right now!
S-Viva heisapies no orvides levartilus manus esta ves.
Tiesto emirando a ti ratoncito.
We love you all. We are so great.
I knew we could do it.
Now time for the actual research, development, engineering, and deployment of the cures.
Okay, I'm back. Sorry.
I brought Adam back. Jesus Christ.
Okay, back to whatever the fuck this is.
How are you not dead? I've died a long time ago.
But people watch this movie like back in the day and this good shit Adam.
And admission of guilt, doctor?
Certainly not.
There's either somebody else in this house or one of us has left his room.
Did you hear anything?
Organ music?
That.
And someone walking.
We gotcha.
Ready.
You look downstairs, and I'll look up here.
Why not together?
There may be only minutes, seconds left of someone's life.
Why waste time?
What?
Has she killed him?
Not yet.
But she will.
Get me out of this hanging harness.
But taking that girl so long, what time is it?
At first, I couldn't get norah to want to protect herself with a gun, but after you appeared at the window...
...on me the victim is alive and the murderer's in there.
It's a pity you didn't know when you started your game of murder...
...that I was playing too.
Oh my god, that was...
Must be some way to get in here.
It's right along here, somewhere.
Down in the wine cellar.
Anyone, my dear?
I loaded your gun with blanks.
I can tell you all now.
My wife and I were planning to kill me.
They failed.
Clent tried to throw me in the vat.
My wife stumbled and fell.
I'm ready for justice to decide if I'm innocent or guilty.
Boredy Che.
I mean, for me, no.
I'm ready.
Bosporus.
Incredible.
I didn't see the twist coming.
I didn't see the twist coming at all.
Absolute cinema.
That was fun. Yes. The puppy rig, I know. That shit was absurd. You told me that motherfucker
had all that shit rigged down there like that. Where'd he get the skeleton from, huh?
Oh stream reset. In 12 minutes. Trim is going to reset in 12 minutes. I hope you will
come back and hang out. We still have so much more stuff to do.
Yeah, Mac, which I did not slept before I haven't slept in one month.
I have not slept for a month! And that means you're officially undead. I am not alive.
I am a demon from hell. I am undead. It is true!
He was overrated. Oh, so you don't like to sleep?
Neither do I, don't worry, I have too many nightmares.
Not any nightmares for me.
Would sleep while having a party?
It's true, we're still in party mode.
Party? The party doesn't stop until 7pm tonight.
So...
We still have time.
To part eat.
Does King Booby sleep? Yeah, he sleeps, he sleeps, he sleeps.
How far behind is CTS?
Uh, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I don't think it's caught up yet, but I think it's doing better. I'm not really sure. It's hard to tell. It's really hard to tell.
You passed out for a moment? Well, good morning. Good morning.
Oh yeah, today's the last day to raise the timer.
Day's the last day to raise the timer, that's it. No more timer raising. That's the end of that.
Eight extra days to hang out. Holy shit. Hold on, let me look at it. Let me look at my thing.
Jesus! That's crazy! I should have lowered the timer!
I should have lowered the timer. Regret!
Oh, regrets? Yes, regrets! But I know I didn't.
I should have though.
Yeah me.
No take sees, bag sees.
I got you for the right days.
God damn it.
Fuck.
A little hype train did you reach?
Uh, 51.
Which was like my highest hype train ever reached.
I've never reached that high in my life.
And I was very shocked.
Very shocked about it.
But he's shocked.
But he's shocked.
Absolutely.
Oh, Jesus.
I was sort of doing today how the hell lost your mind, bro.
Try not to look too much, because a lot of people are saying a lot of mean stuff,
but there's a lot of really nice positive things too, so it's nice.
You know?
But, reset!
At the end of the day, you know, some people just aren't gonna like me or understand what I do, so it's fine.
It's okay.
It's fine.
I'm just people that don't get it, you know?
Grumpy, do you want to apply the drug?
I'm not fucking...
The money is a kissing animation for a mouth.
I do my own fucking kissing.
That's crazy.
And then fucking...
Fucking...
Fucking...
The serial was like...
They posted an article about like...
Kai talking about stuff,
but they failed to mention that like...
He said a lot of nice things about me.
So it's like they're trying to like...
Be like...
It's just like what the fuck...
What the fuck guys can you like not do that?
There's this little god damn it.
Like reason.
Yeah their warm tray was so cute though they did me as a warm.
There's so many I feel so bad because like a lot of my friends tweeted stuff and I
want to respond to them but I don't have time because it's just been a crazy whirlwind
of a day and I haven't been able to do it so I'm hoping that I'll be able to
later. Three minutes to restart guys! The stream is going to restart. If you want to
come back and hang out, that's great. We'll hang out for a little bit and then I
will be going to bed later and I will wake up in time for the finale of the
timer as well as my VTuber debut! From another chronically ill person to another
chronically ill person you're in inspiration. Being in your content and
and you drive is just so amazing keeping yourself.
Thank you, thank you very much.
Thank you.
Kai doesn't talk shit, Kai was super nice.
He was very, very nice to me.
He congratulated me twice actually.
So, he's a really nice guy.
He's very nice.
He's very, very nice.
Very kind.
Yeah, someone said, someone was like,
what the fuck?
That's racism, blah, blah, blah, blah,
because like I, and I'm just like, I'm...
Don't let a few bad eggs ruin your good vibes.
You've done an amazing job and your precious family loves you so much.
I was like, I'm Puerto Rican, bro.
What are you talking about?
And what, why are you...
Huh?
What are you doing?
What are you doing, bro?
What the fuck?
Yeah, they were just saying weird crazy shit.
You know how it is, bro
There's people just automatically think that I'm not Latini, you know what I mean?
It always happens that way.
What I gotta do, speak Spanish?
Thank you so much for the fight with the subs. Thank you.
Oh my god, my OBS is so fucked.
That was a TTS break.