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09-25-2024 · 47h 59m
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Oh no, dude.
Where's back now?
Oh, you're back now.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, my OBS fucking died.
What the heck?
Uh, can you write me back as well?
Yeah.
That's annoying.
Damn, actually, I ended your stream too.
It even didn't do it all like this.
No!
What the fuck?
Um...
Alright, send me in back.
Oh, let me save the game.
Wait, oh, wait.
I can just...
Oh, it's auto-saves.
It auto-saves.
Yeah.
What's up?
I might have to restart the game, but I don't know what it is.
I just like, I don't want crazy.
What?
I want to restart my game.
Drop.
You can also put it in this option, so you can go to Gameplay,
and then you can put the auto intersave interval to one minute
and then turn off auto save notifications at the bottom.
Oh my god, thank you so much for the donor anti-stroke off.
Look. Hold on. I'll get the timer first.
Oh good, oh good.
Oh good!
Turn on the shaggle curl, Ray.
Get back in the game. I want to get back in my world.
That's where I get to come.
Hey, hey, hey, this is not my loss. You lose efficiency. Every second I'm gone.
Nothing much but hope it helps the good deed you're doing for them.
Mods, can you send me a time, please?
Give me in the world.
I need to do the timer first, I'm sorry.
Oh, okay.
You can't just like start it off and invite me real quick?
No.
Oh, go, go.
Good job, thank you.
You get off work and log into the factory at home.
Ha ha ha ha.
Thank you.
Yeah, sorry.
But then there's too much to be down there.
Man, I'm so sad when my stream went down.
Yeah, well look, I'm going to be offline in like
Now an off-cell reggae after that.
Yes, I can solve-
OBS has been giving me problems as well as other ones.
Uhhh...
OBS fucking means...
...anch, that's why.
OBS...
...sucks.
Yes, I got a...
...tribe bad to have.
Yeah, dude. Hypercam?
Honorarist is Hypercam too?
I'm gonna use unregistered Hypercam too.
Only real ones know that.
OBS is my biggest hater, confirmed.
The remains researched belong to a public organism posting the larva of a flying crab, the most
mature of which hatch when prevalent. Hatcher remains can now be made into alien protein,
and additional research may reveal options for improving pioneer safety during exploration.
You've been twitched from having better encoder support? I think they're trying to get
better to be fair because I use enhanced forecasting now and I think it looks better on
strain.
I think games like this look a lot better.
I can push it like 12 now but before it's fixed I think it does look better now.
There's another bench outside.
Use this one then.
Where is it?
You can use that one.
I got off it.
You can make a protein.
But I think the protein you...it just gives you, right?
I don't think that's all I got.
What's it do?
I'm talking any defeatist of a man!
Oh what?
Go!
Research completed.
Alien protein can now be turned into biomass or alien DNA capsules.
In addition to being used for research, the invaluable alien life form data in these capsules can be traded for fixate coupons at the awesome sink.
We guarantee the best capsule to coupon exchange rate anywhere on the planet.
He's got another copper area there.
You see, now animals can be made into biomass.
Oh, that's cool. That sounds efficient.
And we can make alien DNA capsules.
Sounds very efficient.
And when we make alien DNA capsules, we can use it to make other things, like a medicinal inhaler.
Oh, that can heal us, right?
Yeah, we can do a lot of things. We can do all scannable objects, and we can scan animals.
Ooh, that's good.
I don't know what this lock in here is though.
Structural analysis.
Go for it.
This big gift itself is a gift.
That makes some crazy versions of it.
I didn't want to stop building like crazy effects.
I wanted to get the upgraded, um, what do you call it,
conveyor belt, because I just think that,
that would be nicer.
Oh my, we can make a medicinal inhaler that fully restores health when used.
Alright, sounds good.
I've not lost a single health yet.
Well, it's because you haven't left the house.
That's true. Go ahead, go ahead. I don't mind.
66% efficiency. Why is it a 66% efficiency chat?
How does that make sense? You need to kill animals.
I am wrong. Is this not getting enough? No, it is.
We need five animals and a hundred. I am wrong.
Okay, I see the problem now. My efficiency's been holding me back this entire time.
time my inefficiency I sorry I apologize all my efficiency my efficiency
okay this is gonna be a slight amount I will give me the rainfall time
I'm playing back
That's the only place to get it?
No, so far
We're going quartz hunting
I should bring it to any of you with me
Quartz hunting
You'll be able to put my miner on there
On the quartz thing
Yeah, what's up?
You have a miner that I can use
What do you mean?
A fair miner
You use all the miners
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
You used them, I'll get it.
What do you mean?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, that bad!
Oh, okay, hold up.
Oh, I separate again?
I dropped one.
Okay, here we go.
You can have some Lake One pretty easily, I think, but...
I'll be on my way!
This is psychotic, I love it.
The spaghetti begins.
It does begin.
This is spaghetti stage one, chat.
Come on, this is a gig of spaghetti already.
Heh.
Oh, I'm so dumb.
I meant to be...
I swear this was closer.
I'm not imagining it.
It's a very dangerous place.
Where's it not?
I swear it was a quartz area that wasn't over here.
Did I do it again with this one?
Wrong way?
It's over here.
It's over here.
That was not connected.
Oh, I'm getting a cause.
Let me place it down.
I don't know.
Okay, I'll just get some of this.
Oh, that's more than enough.
We're fine.
I had to go around these fuckups. No wonder it wasn't picking up on the other one.
There wasn't a node, it was just a raw point.
I was just sitting there.
I'm not sure they hit each other.
Alex is asking me, they're like, we got a giant monkey plush.
Uh, is this for you? I don't think they're there.
This is working at efficiency now, shit? Or is it being blocked off?
The thing is glowing.
What thing?
The table's glowing.
I don't know why.
Maybe something bad.
Hmm, maybe.
There's a bug? Oh, okay.
This is a psychotic chapter I'm gonna do.
Research completed. Quartz crystal recipe unlocked.
New quartz research available.
You said quartz was nothing!
With the mega-car thing!
Oh wow, that's cool.
What were the homogene cost? That sounds expensive.
We have to make crystal oscillator which costs 100...
100 quartz crystals and 50 reinforced iron plates, and then we can make the Explorer also an
explosive residence application
Jesus Christ, that's inexpensive
Oh, I'm going like crazy a vision right now
Blade Runners, what?
What?
I did what am I doing here?
I've done this very dumb, I realized actually.
I'm sorry Remy.
I will be as resourceful as Papa.
Just dumb Papa.
I'm eating a rice cake.
Hm?
I'm eating a rice cake.
Is it good?
30% efficiency.
Does that make sense?
I see you.
I see you. I see you.
I'm coming.
It's gonna be tough to get that efficiency even higher. I have to rethink the entire structure to do that
I think I've complete rethinking chat
No
I'm just trying to get everything a max efficiency
Your bottleneck is energy now. Yeah, we better generators, but we got to upgrade to get locked those I think oh my god
He's talking like an engineer. Oh, you can upgrade them. I don't know. Well, I'm gonna go here. So all this gets made
You're about shit.
What is he selling to Black?
I'm not gonna say that.
He's a lot of fucking things.
He's locked in.
I am locked in. What's wrong with that?
You're more locked in than I am locked in.
I'm locked in the research.
I must get more quotes from my research.
My research.
Lost in fish. See, I am lost in fish.
Thank you Phillip, I did the search.
My research!
I am gonna try to go this one, this far one, maybe this one, I'll be back real late.
2000 meters away, I should have left my shit.
Becky, thank you so much for the 25 gifted subs, thank you.
Get some food.
In case I get attacked.
I'm going crazy on efficiency chat.
There's nobody more efficient than me.
You know you won't miss me!
Mildstone reached. Fix it would like to remind you of your contractual obligation towards efficiency.
Recreational use of belts and lifts does not count towards work hours and will put you on the list.
No!
Spittish fishing, those disappoint. Fix it.
What's up?
Don't do the elevators without me, I wanna see it.
Dude, we're no end to building the elevator.
Okay, I'm just letting you know.
I don't know how deep you're in.
Not that deep.
I mean, yeah, this stuff has a lot more chances than I realize it could.
Uh, that's big.
We're doing the research, we're doing the research.
This number tower in Multibillion element seems to be present only in a solid state,
and exhibits a most pungent smell.
It is fortunate fixed helmets are of such high quality.
Research it in the man to establish classification and potential application.
What now?
I can't hear.
That place is sick.
You can upgrade or reset things.
I can?
That's actually very helpful.
This is the God Gamer.
This is the God Gamer challenge.
Maximum efficiency.
How efficient can you make your world?
Three God Gamer challenge?
Real God Gamer's no...
Real God Gamer's no what matters.
It's efficiency.
I'm sorry. We have to move the base.
What?
We have to move the base.
Why?
The pink trees are over here.
I think we can build another base.
I think.
Yeah, you can build another base.
I think we can?
Why would I tan my magnum opus now?
Huh, I like how you problem.
What is going on over there?
Just build longer conveyor belts to the pink trees.
Okay, okay, and how do we get over there?
Oh, you killed yourself, right?
I lost everything.
No, did you have anything good?
I had everything good.
Oh my god, watch where you're walking!
Think I might see it?
Yeah?
Yeah.
No, I'm good luck with that.
I mean, how do you guys...
There's no way I can't get it.
I could be.
No way, Chad.
There's no way she couldn't.
That's what she said.
No way.
Well, there's a floor!
If there's a floor, that means I can get down there.
Maybe.
How far away is your stuff?
How many meters?
Use foundations?
How do I make foundations?
Need materials
No, sure why am I manually crafting just for this upgrade?
Also, it's pretty fast. Well, I know again doesn't want me to do that
Okay, I got all this old materials for this upgrade ready and chances I can upgrade my
How do I up to my kids my
Wow, how do I build those?
That's helpful.
Run a mission to get my stuff.
That's how it is.
I should just move it a lot faster.
Ah, that's so cool.
Concrete and a shit ton of iron plate.
Okay, how much concrete do you need?
A lot.
How much is it a lot?
Well, this is the concrete bin.
That's the copper.
This is the concrete.
honor if I don't come back it's been real fun that's it I'm having a great
time well it's being used right now it's being built don't worry I can
I can get more.
I need at least 100.
Well, that'll be 100.
Alright, another launch.
So we can now make a chance for...
Let's just make it fire.
Alright.
fuel production, the chainsaw allows for the removal of tougher wood and coral foliage.
Additionally, your pocket dimension has been inflated to increase inventory size.
Inspirational note, will you be the fixed employee of the month?
You could be, if you construct, automate, explore and exploit by eliminating all obstacles
to efficiency.
This isn't just fun, it's contractually mandated, fun fun fun fun.
down the pink trees oh what what else we're gonna do then I'm so loud good
guest is it it's being made now I can build another concrete factory that's
It's gonna take me a little while.
No, it's okay.
Okay.
I'll try.
Can you craft manually for me please?
Uh, what?
Can I craft manually?
Did you build that?
No.
Oh.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Let me check this out.
Yeah.
Look at that.
Why?
You're not collecting resources.
I won't.
Yeah?
Yes!
What's that rock over there?
What is that?
All right.
How do I cut down this tree?
It needs fuel?
Oh my lord, how do I make this fuel? God damn it.
If I want, okay, look, they're very expensive to make, I'm not gonna lie.
That's fucking me, it's gonna be this.
It doesn't give you that much. Use area mode?
Oh really? Does it do?
Alright, one subword. I'm off fuel.
Ah wow, this shit is expensive.
Why?
What are you doing over there?
Holy fuck, this takes 900 years to make.
I don't know what.
Does it use any biomass chat?
Mike, are you going to put any biomass in there?
Oh, 90. I just need to wait and cry.
For five more minutes.
And then we'll finally have 100.
Five more minutes of crying.
Different concrete. Why do you have some concrete?
I want a mission.
I got some concrete.
What are you doing? Can I have some?
Oh, there we are.
Pardon me.
I honestly thought that...
I don't know, I just thought I'd need it.
What is Aria mode do you chat?
Are we collecting deforests?
I don't think it's collecting that much, though. Are we crazy?
Bro, I wish I had like a...
Like a magic skateboard.
Alien skateboard.
What are they way in real quick?
Oh, wow, he has a way quicker.
What's up?
Oh wow, that was, oh it's one of those spheres, I got one of those earlier.
Bro, I'm gonna eat your whole entire family.
Okay, that's a little weird, but uh, you do you.
I have to travel the distance! Distance! Part of the distance!
I've been researching this whole time!
That was a big one.
You don't keep mowing this stuff?
You don't? You don't need fuel for a while now.
Yeeeaaah.
I'm just going to chop down a couple more woods and put them in the generators so they don't have to worry about it.
So I'm going to go down?
You got it.
I don't even know there's a mini-man. I'm going to play in this camp for how long?
No clue.
I guess the deforestation, you know, it's kind of okay.
And it could go better. It can always go better.
It can always deforest more.
Okay.
The electricity is all handled for now.
That's good.
Let's have a look at the pipes coming along.
I don't know. I don't have anything to do with wires.
Oh, holy shit, what the fuck?
What's up?
Oh my god, that's a big one.
What? Why? Didn't you get the protein thing that you did?
It's too strong.
I'm gonna die and lose everything.
Don't die.
I need a gun.
Oh god. I need to go on.
Please, both my death craters say it's something.
But...
I'm gonna expand all factory.
Try to get my shit.
These? All my concrete.
I think it's lower.
Expand all mining operations.
Don't put a fight against something huge.
Okay.
I'm gonna rework how this is functioning.
The factory must grow, indeed it must.
I'm getting big for so much fun.
More room for efficiency.
Indeed, there must be more efficiency.
Hey, I got a great stream, thank you.
My favorite part of this game is streamlining.
Well, I don't think I'm there yet, but, uh, you can make it a little bit better for ourselves.
How much are these, are they 300?
Do you want me to look at them?
100 more.
How's it going in the cave?
Uh, rock.
Run!
Ah, I did go in here, yeah, those guys were pissing me off.
I killed so many of them.
That rock's so bad.
They're very strong.
That's all, thank you so much for the 500s, thank you.
500 of these?
How many do they make a minute?
40 per minute. Oh my god, it's intense. I've minutes to construct a video.
The Summer Slope was named after Marie Somerville, co-founder of the XZM-Egabits R&D department.
There are many theories about the origin of this shape and why this symbol mathematically resembling a Mobius strip
has found its way to both human and extraterrestrial culture.
I'm using to f*****g move it in the shoulder.
Thankfully, you don't want to know any of these theories to be a higher ear.
Research it and learn how to establish locally appropriate classification and application.
I feel like I'm going to make too many screws.
The thing that you are on was found and named during a planet spotting event Marie hosted me.
Marie's awesome scientific search of the avant-garde exoplanets.
Wow.
Never enough screws.
That does sound, uh...
Dad, we're going to go research it and then we're going back to get my sheet.
Ooh, researching, huh?
Yeah, I found the crystal.
That's nice.
The summer's loop.
Milestone reached. The assembler can produce more complex parts, including the first project part, smart plating, which is crucial for initiating project assembly.
Project parts must be delivered to the space elevator. By completing your contracted duties as part of project assembly, you will definitely be helping achieve fix-it company goals without any other ulterior motive.
Note, do not worry about your inadequate crafting skill when compared to an assembler, fix it
cherishes your innate human abilities, such as walking, striking objects, and commodifying
natural resources.
Summer Slope Analysis Completed, Summer Slopes are somewhere between battery and conduit,
harvesting energy from pockets of space with complete disregard for the rules of
the space-time continuum and distributing it into its connected ecosystem.
This energy, similarities to the hypothetical force of dark energy to potentially be one
and the same.
It can now be tracked by the Object Scanner.
Howie!
Yeah?
Yeah, I'm gonna try to live in myself.
Bye-bye.
Bye!
Thank you so much for the five-minute show.
I'll probably die a lot.
I'm good.
I can- oh no.
Unknown Metal Collective.
This metallic element is showing properties similar to those in Group 11 on the periodic
table, such as high conductivity and malleability.
Research it in the man to establish classification and potential application
The metal has been named Caterium after fix its greatest CEO Katerina Parks
It has been added as a viable alternative to gold in industrial applications
specifically in advanced electronics due to its superconductivity, malleability, and corrosion resistance.
Who do you think is building the efficiency that allows us to get what we can, you know, the modern age that we're in?
We get to enjoy a zipline!
You're welcome! You're welcome! We get to enjoy a zipline!
Good for life!
There's a me!
I'm using material.
This is the two-minute warning.
Ever wonder what professional...
Where was I supposed to go?
Oh, you're gonna be right.
I was gonna say I wasn't missing this fucking thing.
The chat of the game button that your college players got.
Anyway, this is the two-minute warning.
Racy dammer.
This thing's fucking stank, chat.
I'll automate them.
I will. I will automate them eventually.
I am gonna automate my screw production.
I will, chat.
I will automate it.
Okay.
That's further than that.
Then you...
...stuck the...
I can build. I'll be kind of at least very much easier than that.
Okay.
Hmm, what is it?
Provided to show...
Goodbye, Connor.
Goodbye.
That's a lot.
Please, uh, bring some stuff back to research.
Yeah.
Not true. Okay.
No, you-
No.
You need help?
You do?
Well, I thought you had it on the control.
They provided us, um...
What do you care about your stupid machines?
Uh, the machines that power everything that we do.
You know?
So...
I don't think I'd say stupid. That seems a little harsh.
You want me to care about all things?
Look, I care, but I care about our efficiency that allows us to have the great things that we enjoy.
I think that's pretty good.
I feel like you don't appreciate my efficiency here.
Jack, we need to raise the timer. We're in the danger zone.
I'm going to be nice and conner.
Thanks for watching.
I think somebody appreciate me.
I'm sorry that I'm getting all the cool shit so we can do all the cool shit is that a crime?
I'm also getting cool shit.
I'm setting up an amazing fucking power plant right here.
Honestly it's not a mind blower.
You're gonna be like, you built all of that?
I mean like, what is this?
Fucking, I always need screws.
I'm fucking... I'm never having enough fucking screws!
A block site? I think that makes aluminium later on, I believe.
Wow, you already know so much!
Uh, yeah, no, so I've been... I've actually, uh, in my journey of research and efficiency, I've learned a couple of things.
Like, how to appreciate a man who's puttin' raw metal on the table, hmm?
Appreciate a guy who knows how to, uh, make an assembly line.
Real stuff.
Influential stuff, hmm?
What are you gonna start appreciating that, huh?
I didn't start appreciating you, me.
I think I appreciate it more than enough.
You should do.
What are you gonna say?
You don't appreciate me.
And all the work that I'm putting, going out researching, putting my life on them, out on the line.
Look, I appreciate what you're doing.
But you have to recognize that efficiency is inherently the goal.
I'm trying to be efficient here. Is that crazy?
Am I a crazy person? Who am I going to be efficient?
You know? Is that crazy?
No, for your shenanigans.
Yes, absolutely. Look, no, chat, chat, chat, no. Look.
This is going to be a fucking beautiful machine.
Hmm. It's already coming together.
I'm almost there.
England didn't appreciate the colonies back in the 1700s either, must be a Welsh thing.
It must be a Welsh thing.
What do you mean a Welsh thing?
It's a Welsh thing.
It must be a Chats thing.
Chats for a shit.
It must be right.
It's a Welsh thing.
I just, I just want to, I'm sorry, is it a crime to want efficiency in this world?
My favorite 10 different subs.
Nooo.
I feel good, it's too large.
My favorite 10 different subs.
Thank you so much for the 10 different subs.
I always see people posting pictures with their asses newies at tons
Will you ever release an iron mouse newly plushed so we can carry you around everywhere?
Why is it ugly?
There's no fast enough now. I just don't have a word
Maybe about to push I don't know what that is though.
And there's too slow
Really?
Oh, you're slow
Is this the biggest ramp we make?
Oh no.
So much efficiency in these...
Operation B is running? Okay.
Let me have a look. I wanna see the efficiency of everything.
85%.
100%.
Why is this one 85% efficiency?
What's slowing it down?
Because this is definitely at 100%.
Alright.
Is it the belt speed?
God damn it, the belt speed.
It's always the belt speed chat.
This is 98% efficiency.
Oh, it's the belt speed mouse, isn't it?
I don't tell you about it in building school.
I don't want the old. No, I don't want the old.
This is 70, oh, the output.
My efficiency went down!
Dude, this game fucking sucks.
This isn't making enough.
I don't understand.
This is gonna be a little fucky,
but we can just do this real quick.
It's going to be very fucking...
I'm going to mess this up.
Actually, this one I'd want to move forward a little bit, right?
Okay, let's...
Agress why?
There's an input...
Different ratio...
Yeah, I understand.
I'm going to put...
Uh...
I'm going to try two constructions.
And I'll see what happens.
I'm going to see how this works with my head.
What's up?
I got my shit back.
Hey, nice. Congrats.
Thank you so much for the 20 years.
Oh, power!
Built it wrong, fucks sake.
There is a war of making our lab.
I can't build a ladder yet!
Oh, and I'm...
I just scaled down a mountain and came back up, and I've got all my shit back.
I'm on top of the world, baby!
Oh, yeah. Congrats.
Uh, I'm...
kind of on top of something.
Uh, my efficiency is...
God damn it, I did the wrong section again.
No, I fucked it up again.
So this...
goes into a storage...
And storage isn't your constructor. I'm getting that chat, I'm getting there, alright?
Please take a closer look and you can show me some steam.
Can you help?
Uh, it's a bit of a mess in like a good way. All for the beautiful, beautiful efficiency.
Please, go ahead. I don't know if I see much efficiency going on.
Oh, that's how I know you're an untrained eye.
Please, go ahead.
I was just a little 77%
I mean, it's better, but it'll go off
Oh, it is going off
Now it's a perfectly efficient system
Making all of these things
This guy's only 13%
But I guess it'll go off
Upgrade Converse, yeah, well that's the next thing I'm gonna do
I'm gonna upgrade Converse with these, but I need a lot of this
Yeah, I need a lot of screws
Well, I've got double the feeds here
Feeding into it
to make more screws and the screws makes 40 per minute. That's kind of slow.
I need a hundred iron rods.
A hundred iron rods?
Yep.
Okay.
You got iron rods?
My efficiency's all on the track.
It was like a million or not the main factory.
Second factory?
We're a lot.
Oh my god.
What?
What?
You know the iron rods of the other factory?
How many were there?
Oh nice.
Wait, why are they on dual of that?
The whole point of that was to get more of the efficiency.
Okay, now I fucked it up.
God, no, and I'm fucking on my foundation.
Research to develop the rebar gun is now available.
When completed, you will be in possession of a tool effective against any local obstacles actively objecting to the fix-it mission.
Oh man, I fucked up. I had it right.
Well, close enough, they should be...
What did you do?
I had an okay system and I kind of fucked it up.
Do we make rotors yet or no?
Uh, what? No?
Oh, we can, we can. Sorry, we can.
Do you make me some?
Uh...
Oh my God, I'm wrong.
Again! Uh, yeah, I can.
I need 25.
Yeah, I need two screw conductors, Jett.
I know, I know.
I understand what I've done wrong now.
I understand, I understand that, Jett.
I'm dumb. I understand.
I'll go with the purple stuff now, huh?
Research completed.
Silica recipe unlocked.
New quartz research available.
Hmm.
Well, why do I need to build the...
storage here? What's the point of that?
Oh, because I want it to be even, right?
No, I don't. I don't need this, right?
There's no point. I can just put two more constructs.
Modular frames?
We can't, can we?
Yeah, we can make them.
Are you making 10 modular frames?
Uh, yeah, I will in a sec. I just got a, um...
Making this overflow? Is that speeded up, though?
Was it a good idea? I don't know if I'm dumb.
Oh, sorry, this is like breaking my brain.
Yeah, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Can I just do this one real quick?
I need rotor and modular frames.
Let's focus on the rotors first.
Okay.
Do you have something to do with my magnum opus on the building here?
Magnum opus on the building here?
You don't build in here?
Yeah, yeah, yes, yes, you build in your magnum opus. It's amazing.
Mm-hmm.
This is awesome.
We're making fucking dreams happen here.
That's literally the thing that I'm trying to solve right now.
I'm trying to solve a shortage of screws.
Let's take an merger.
Merge them all into...
I'm going to be psychotic to find out who can dare pull this one.
Lemme kirk here.
Right, are there rods anywhere?
This thing should be making a ton.
Okay, there we go.
The screw factory is screwing.
Okay, there we go.
The screw factory is in production.
All the screws are going to go into this thing.
Why are you yanking my things, huh?
You know, I don't have time to wait for your slow conveyor belt.
Okay.
I thought you were being hurt this time.
What?
I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings?
Yes.
Painsie and they're really fast.
They're so big and they're so fast.
It's incredible.
Mmm.
No man has ever had a variable so big of a fast.
That's true.
It's a little better than you, huh?
Oh, in real.
In real.
Oh yeah, you can keep calm and landing.
I'll be there if you do.
Wow, they're so big and fast.
So many, so efficient.
Hmm, seems a lot.
Okay, the...
Getting a steel plate,
is if the reinforced iron plate factory is being made.
I think there should be an excessive screws.
Oh, there is not.
They're just being all sent in.
Oh, there's not an excessive...
Oh, there might be actually a little one.
Beautiful. Beautiful.
100%.
100% efficiency. You love to see it. This is the exact kind of efficiency I was striving for.
This is the good shit.
How do you like my efficiency, Bella?
Your efficiency is incredible.
You think so? You do mean that?
Yeah.
There's another one.
I've never seen such a good efficiency in all my life.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, wait! I opened a great stream!
What's efficiency?
Hmm, I might say.
I might say.
However, I would argue, there is never too much.
That's why I'm playing no build.
Alright, my concrete factory is a big bottleneck.
Mmmm.
Oh, indeed.
An outcentive span of concrete production.
Our simple concrete production is not good enough for our demands.
Oh, I gotta go soon. God damn it.
Oh, you do?
Yeah.
I know, but I'm such a bum. I'm such a bum with the efficiency.
I'm not sure. If I get the subs, I'll get a great sum.
Not a great grade. Not...
No, you? Are you having a good day?
I'm sad because you're leaving.
I'm sad I'm leaving too. I'm bummed.
You can keep flying.
I can't be as efficient as you.
You just will never achieve what I've achieved.
Huh? Yeah? Did I start it? Sorry.
So you'll never achieve what I've achieved?
What are you doing there? Hey!
You're not doing anything worthwhile, anything of value?
No, no, what I'm saying is what I've achieved...
You know, you might be doing efficient things, but I...
Hey, hey, hey!
I'm a woman of size!
Sam, that's not worthy, but that's not efficient, you know what I mean?
You were the problem is I don't know if this is like just a me thing. I've not had to kill anything
You're staying at home instead of just going out and exploring
Yeah, you might be right
Invasion coming
You're right
Laying around a thing. That's not gonna be
Man, I wish I would have done I wish I would have known
Hmm, yeah, I do think that way now.
No you don't.
I do?
Pumping out lunch now?
Okay.
Now merger.
Thank you so much for the 100 gift itself, holy shit.
Give you a chance.
I'll give you a chance.
A little scuff.
What do we got now?
We're going to have to wait 30 a minute.
That's bad.
In line with the efficiency.
Dude, my other factory's kind of sick though.
You gotta admit.
This big-ass factory, it's kind of awesome. This is sick not efficient
Why hey, why are you?
Why are you yawking those?
Why are you yawking from there?
I need them
What the heck?
I can't hold myself
Okay
At least mine, why you got them?
Because I got them
Mmm
Have you ever heard of them?
I got him.
Thanks for the help.
Well now you know that I got him.
Doesn't need to explain.
I guess you're right.
Listen, I'm researching to put four on this table.
I, I, I'm not, I'm not hating.
I'm just for the record.
Not a hater here.
Certified not a hater over here, then?
Build a space out of free leave.
You can now, I think.
Ah, we most certainly cannot.
The damn thing we have now.
What do we do next time there?
Well...
We'll build the space out there next time.
If you can, you can miss it and you can't win.
Yeah, we need 1500 wires, which honestly I might have, but...
I mean, it's getting it in and it's just not fast enough. 20 per minute.
30 per minute. Oh, no.
This shit is all off, dude.
I'm gonna have to do this again on this side.
It's crazy. Not efficient chat.
They don't leave it like that. Not efficient.
And I know, maybe I can fix it real quick if I lose.
Let's try.
Where's the reinforced iron plate?
That is what I've spent the last 30 minutes trying to perfect.
I'm the problem.
I mean, you're the one bulking about a mission.
Say it, say it, say I'm the problem.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying you're very efficient.
Where is it?
Where is the efficient?
Crazy that you're talking like this, can't you say that?
spades and roads. You can see it. I'm trying to find it. These two things are just too
close to each other, right? That's what I'm concerned about. I think I have to move this
thing back a little bit. Just get your spaghetti. I shouldn't do it. I'm going to do it that way.
Always... anything shouldn't matter. I mean, it's going to be a spaghetti no matter
what here. Go and see the shit. What are you doing? Looking for reinforced iron plates.
Hmm
That storage at the end has them
Thank you, I'm just beat these both directly in with a merger. Is that that's fine, right?
Do you like it? Not a bad machine of efficiency, huh?
Not bad, huh?
I'm saying the most efficient hmm you say you're you to call my my fucking iron reinforced iron plate
I just realized it's more efficient if I do it myself.
Oh, yeah?
Yup.
Smiley, nice play to have.
There are some jobs that robots can replace.
Sassy? It's crazy how sassy Mass is.
But I'm the one who's like fucking providing.
You know what I mean?
Excuse me?
If the roles were reversed, I would not be like this.
You know what I mean?
Not that.
I'm just by the amount of efficiency I've seen here today.
What are you stealing? Stop stealing everything. What are you using with all these faults? What is this for?
What is anything for really? You have torches on in daylight by the way.
Oh, that's pretty efficient. I can see double now.
Okay, what do you what are you what are you stealing for? What are you? What are you? What is this?
What are you like you're taking your yonking all my screws? Why what reasoning?
Oscars
But why are you taking them? What are you trying to get?
What are you making the gun what's the point of being efficient if you don't use your resources to make things
Well, I'm trying to, I'm trying to get civilizations here.
I'm trying to face the next level.
Exactly, the next level is weapons.
I hear no arguments.
Well, look, it's not like this place we can take over.
Well, now that my-
Every civilization!
Steel factory is automated.
We never have to move an inch to make a steel fucking plate ever again,
unless you keep yonking everything.
And there's nothing.
How many are you taking?
Five hundred.
That's correct!
You still five hundred my pal?
yep that's so much to steal you're welcome all right i got a go for our ammo unlocked
your ingenuity towards preservation of fixed property has been noted you earned a micro break
all right i got a bounce and welcome back i hope you feel refreshed it's been fun though
goodbye my beautiful factory it's really an efficient beauty you'll say goodbye to your factory
but you don't say goodbye to me i was just saying goodbye to you after the factory
Goodbye to me!
Goodbye.
You have fun?
I had a great time.
This is great. This game's fun.
Alright, I'm gonna... I'm gonna peace out.
I'll leave you to it.
Don't be sad. I'm sending the people over to you.
They're gonna keep you company.
You can keep playing if you want.
I don't mind.
The efficiency won't be the same.
I'll head now. Bye guys!
Bye!
Bye guys!
Bye bye guys!
Bye bye guys!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye fun plane!
Welcome everyone!
Welcome everyone!
Welcome everyone!
I just want to make this fucking gun!
It is my ancient dream!
Yes, it is the American way!
Gun!
I don't think it's the one I got before.
I need what was it?
16 iron rods and 6 reinforced iron plates.
13!
I'm so dumb
He's gone let me show you my model
Our
197 days of gold wise to show
On the tip of the top of my head to the tip of the top of my toes
My Christmas model just finally complete
Here you go, Chad!
I think you saw a drill of five different shrubs, thank you!
Okay, let's just save and get out.
I want to keep playing when Connor's around.
I want to keep going too far.
Drill of five different shrubs, thank you!
Exploration?
We've been exploring this whole time!
Okay, with the shooter barb, let's find something to shoot at.
Only find more to pair with much of the five different shrubs.
Not as far as I thought it would be.
Let me show the model first.
And then we'll try this out.
Then I'll go back in two.
Ta-da!
It's my MeSocial 20 gifted subs.
And then
it has a second hairstyle.
My Christmas model second hairstyle
is...
We're not about doing an undead zombie model.
I'm gonna be a witch.
This Halloween I'm going to be a witch.
I gave a sneak peek of my model.
The best part about Subbath and Chat is we always know where the mouse is, who knows what kind of mayhem she will get up to if we let the time run out.
Raise it.
I showed you a sneak peek of her before.
This is my Halloween model.
This is my Halloween model.
I'm going to be a little witty.
Wookiee witty.
Time to feast music video.
You can see her there.
Which by the way, please watch the Time to Feast music video, please.
Please, when my channel got terminated, it killed the video momentum.
Please watch it as much as you can.
I'm so sad.
Dylan Gu's amazing work needs to be seen by so many people.
Yeah, my channel is finally back. Yes, yes, yes.
And the Time to Feast music video is back and it makes me very, very happy.
This is a more zoomed out look of my how we look feels like
Season two grim, then he does a knot. I kind of feel like it feels like her a little
Yes, I'm a I'm a little blood blood rose which a little blood rose which the pee really quick
Oh God the timer
Since I worked so much we have a delay.
We have a delay, guys.
We're so close. We're so close.
Hey, Shada, thank you so much for the five grits and some.
Shaman, thank you so much for the five grits and some, thank you.
Hey, you, thank you very much. Thank you very much.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, Grandmaster, for the bitolinis.
What, what, what joke are you giving me now?
Thank you so much for the gifts and subs, thank you so much!
Which was flying on her boom when she noticed that all the witches she passed were flying on vacuum cleaners.
She thought to herself,
Am I the only one who still drives a stick?
A stick?
Also raise the timer.
Take out a loan if you have to.
Thank you guys so much, thank you so much.
I'm gonna run to the bathroom really really really really quick, and I'll be right back. We'll shoot the gun
Thank you guys so much for the gifted subs. We'll shoot the gun, and then
We'll get the ass, but I'll be right back. I'm gonna be right back
Today a woman knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool
I gave her a glass of water. I love supporting the community
Raise the timer
I'm thinking about starting a donation website for men who can't afford my gray was going to call it dick starter
Caught you in the eye.
I'm back. Oh my god.
I just saw the time. I have to take my medicine. Let me do it really quick.
While the machines blast in our ears.
All the machines are blasting in our ears.
Oh, by the way.
Potato!
Potato! I got a key to Baby Blue's nightmare.
So, I got a key to Baby Blue's nightmare, which I'm excited to play.
And I also got a key for the Remnant 2 DLC.
Yesterday, I went for a plasma donation.
But they didn't let me though, asking too many questions.
Where did you get it? Whose blood is it? Why is it in the bucket?
Oh no! Not the bucket!
Guys, I don't think they take bucket donations anymore.
And a bell. Thank you so much for the 500 subs thank you.
Thank you so much!
I have to get the tubs!
So, thank you!
Thank you very much.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm like, everybody finished taking my beds.
Jesus.
Sorry about that.
I'm so sad that it went away for a few days,
but I'm glad that it's back.
Please watch it as much as you can.
Dillingle works so hard on it.
We all worked very hard on it.
The song is very special to me.
It's unspotified.
If you want to give it a listen unspotified.
We have another cool song coming out in December.
It's going to be so much fun.
What do you think it was your, what do you think it was your uh, your game?
I wonder what you think it was.
It's time for a gun.
Like a humpback whale?
Humpback whale?
It's time to use our gun!
It's time to go hunting for it.
Like a whale.
Shoot the land whale?
Do you think?
I have a question.
You can kill it.
Like...
Does it drop anything?
I wonder.
I can hit if I'm reloading.
And I'm like invincible.
What the fuck?
You think he dropped something?
There's one, maybe he dropped something.
You know, like, oh, what if we have, like, fresh meat killed in the nature of a bad person?
Yeah, the Blade Runner's gonna use those modular frames.
We can build the Blade Runner's and then we'll get off to the frame.
Iron Rod.
We'll get some Iron Rod.
Iron Rod, nature, I don't think so.
Oh my god, I'm gonna have to make myself overnight.
I don't know what's the position on that. I just don't know.
Not an efficient factory. How much screws we have.
In the older part of the factory, there was a box with hundreds of iron rods in it.
Oh shit, I need to reinforce iron plates.
What's happening down there?
I saw a ticket so much that I could get myself a ticket.
Oh shit.
Pat, don't edge the timer.
Okay, she doesn't think it's over to the five tickets so I'm taking the ticket up.
There's a delay. Don't edge it.
Let's see if we can do something to fight with the subs, thank you.
What do you want to fight with the subs?
You so bald, straight girl.
Let's see if we can do something to fight with the subs.
Something to fight with the subs.
We need to get more core.
There's someone here.
Oh hey, do we have Blade Runners?
Blade Runners unlocked, equipped to run faster, jump with greater force,
and decrease fall damage that might otherwise have lowered your value to fix it.
We need a ro- three role-towers.
Modular frame and three...
And still a car.
Which I need to get for it.
Bigger story now, except for this.
Oh my god, I had so much shit on travel.
Exactly.
It's so much fun if I get your stuff.
Woof, woof, woof.
It's all over here.
Make it ourselves.
I don't follow a way for him, but...
I just really wanted to make the Blade Runner.
You know what I mean?
I want to make the blade runners. Where's the concrete plate? Oh here it is. There we go. I was making myself.
Can we make that? No. We'll have an automatic raptor. Reinforce iron plate, 20 wire, 50 screws.
Or reinforce iron plate. Where should we go? Which one do we go to? The 2K one? The 1.6K or the 1.2K? I'll just scan it.
Thank you so much for the resub for four months.
Get the subs, thank you.
That's enough, song. All the echoes for this heart of a river.
Why does he have to G-Avoid the windows?
Attention. Your brain's operations are outside typical parameters.
Time-stamped daydreaming will be deducted from your sustenance budget.
Ain't his fucked up. Thank you so much for the gifted subs.
Thank you so much for the gifted subs, thank you.
Oh, and thank you so much for the 20 gifted subs, thank you.
Okay Senna, thank you!
Victory, thank you so much for the gift, it's so...
Have it all there.
What's with the raid after the great ship...
Uh, is this me?
Super cool.
Crazy.
It's up there.
I think I can go around.
Oh, it's nice.
Uncle's higher, fuck.
Oh, thank you for the gift, it's so...
Oh my god.
Making bullets.
Oh, it's just him.
Oh, but this one won't hit...
We can make a bad this one won't hit, though.
I'll focus on that when I get back, let's just go get our stuff. That's most important.
Make Blade Runner first? I can't. All the quartz that I need to make Silica is over there.
Plus, because I wanted to get that stupid egg thing.
If I would've just left it alone, I wouldn't have died.
Jesus, there's so many of them. Where'd I do the ramp? I don't remember.
There was my ramp, huh? I don't remember.
I put the berries in my hot bar home.
Thank you, you can stop thinking.
Thank you, Patrick, for the don't know.
Thank you so much for listening.
Thank you, you can stop thinking.
I think she circles through our temples.
Our name is nearly touched.
You can try.
Notes shall be taken in free.
From a certain perspective, your brain
looks like it is processing language,
but there is no auditory data.
If you are hearing voices that are not mine,
this is no cause for concern.
It is a common side effect of extreme pressure
stress. Oh my god. Fighting for my life out here. Let's go back home. The red
mushrooms deal? Ooh. They keep this here cuz I have to go back and um... Oh god I'm
gonna predict it, aren't I? Oh god, it's so shaky. Let's run back home. Oh my god,
did that not sound like a fucking blaze? What the fuck? It sounded like a fucking
I didn't believe it. Made my heart jump.
A bunch of loops. I didn't expect to find that. That's cool.
I make like a mark on a map or a insta.
You connect power to it, you can unlock it.
We need Connor to bring the cables.
Bring the power over here.
He had to step out for a bit, but I think he said
that when he gets back he wants to play more, so we might play more tonight.
Oh my god, I hate it when that happens.
I have a wolf over.
What's like a whale?
You think a whale?
Gotta make...
...philical.
That's how it is.
This unknown chemical element was in reality an unusual mixture of solid sulfide and sulfate materials from which sulfur can be extracted.
Sulfur's primary use lies in fertilizers which we have no use for.
Instead, this element enables access to more volatile obstacle clearing and pioneer defending tools.
We gotta make him some food guys, to make them.
The frame's right.
One is silver.
Two more robers and we're good.
The five gets itself a...
Research completed.
The protein inhaler can restore health in the eventuality that you have been carelessly damaging Fixit property.
We'll go to the five gets itself a few.
Three is over to the five gets itself a few.
I'm gonna go one.
more of those barrels multiple head or this like oh god one minute 25 seconds
thank you so much for the gift subs is it that we're out of biofuel thank you so much for the gift subs thank you
feel I don't know where he keeps the biofuel on this one has no fuel oh my god
those tickets are for the 20 gift subs is the biofuel one this is not it this is the iron we were just there
And so I'm just gonna put leaves in it.
The other generator.
Oh, see, you can't get to it yourself, thank you.
There's seven in here.
That was one that had zero.
There it is.
Look, I have all these leaves.
I wonder if I get to show them to you.
Where's biofield production thing is?
So I'm just gonna put leaves in them.
Until we're gonna be here a while.
Pull up a pillow.
Pull up a pillow.
Bring out your- bring out your- your- your cozy blanket.
I think I'm more efficient than Pony's machine. This is very rare.
All the good I'm doing.
This game is the sa- the crash of homecoming.
See what the fuck is going on with the- how the Lord- I don't know what the fuck is going on.
I'm no- you name?
What the fuck is going on in here on this day?
Think today and slap that crime on the fucking table right now!
Maybe it'll get fixed now, I don't know.
Potato!
Potato!
I think it's working now?
Bro, what the fuck?
Why isn't it working?
Now, as a redemption in the queue right now, what's happening?
I think I changed something about it.
Oh, wait, let me see.
That's suspicious.
Why is it that the booby one isn't working?
That's weird.
That is so weird.
That is so weird.
So bizarre.
Is there...
Is there a slapper on the table?
Is the slapper on the table something like that working?
I don't know, I don't know what's going on.
I might have to message them.
Let me make a note.
I made a memo.
Okay, I'm gonna stop here with the game.
Let me get my thing ready so we can do some drawing.
I got my tablet here.
My tablet.
Um, the presentations, the presentations, the presentations, uh, the submissions, I think they closed yesterday, like a day or two ago?
Well, it's these ones, so if I get that sounds, thank you!
Yeah, like three days ago, so they're being compiled right now, and I have a mod looking at it because...
Sometimes people do suspicious things and send suspicious stuff.
Suspicious! Suspicious, I tell you!
And we don't like suspicious stuff here.
Guys, I'm just letting you guys know I...
Raw...
Tablet, okay?
Warning!
I am bad!
Okay?
Have a really nice day, everybody.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Let me get rid of all this garbage.
It's not grandma handwriting, what the fuck are you talking about?
F.U.R.D.
I can't believe you. I can't believe you.
Please mouse just like you did two years ago on my stream only poster.
Please draw a secret tiny cursed penis so I can screenshot.
I-Is this where my head is?
The table like a big fucking cock!
So everybody that you have a big fucking dick today and slap that crime on the fucking table right now!
I'll do- Yes, I- I can do doodles for gift subs.
I can do a durafra gift shop if you gift more than 20...
Hmm, hold on, wait, I can't do it at 5 because that's too little.
Because then everybody's gonna go crazy.
Hmm.
25 gifted subs or more and you tell me what you want me to draw and I will draw it.
Even if it's terrible.
25.
Fruit Sun Killer reached 3 billion views.
Let's go!
try draw oh my god my my hand is not steady look this is how
what do you want me to draw
what do you want I want to do a cute cat a little cat I can do a little cat
I'll do the eyeballs I'm so bad I'm so bad I'm so bad at this oh my god look
Look at his poor cat is struggling, he's struggling so hard.
He's struggling so hard, oh, he's struggling so hard, look.
Whoa, it's a Tim Burton cat, guys.
I need little legs.
Look, he's walking.
Katerina's a cute game.
See, the direction that he's walking is this way.
Well, if Katerina likes it, then I'll accept it.
She doesn't like it, I'll draw it again.
Do another cat, watch, like this.
Wow, look at that, you see?
He's gonna say something!
Hugs, honey, what would you like me to draw?
That does not look like a monkey, that is a fucking cat.
Honey, what do you want me to draw?
What did Huddy say?
A small booby-
I can draw a small booby?
I've drawn him before!
Draw a smaller booby like this.
Wait, like a booby-booby or a booby?
Pfft!
A booby is like this, he's a circle.
He has a circle, and he has two big eyes like this.
Wait, does he have a tooth?
Pffft!
And his hair horns like this.
Um, how do you manage to draw your eyebrows on?
He has like a little thing like this,
and his little fingers, and then he has, he has wings.
He has little hands, and then he has, he has little feet like this.
And he has a little tail like this.
And then he has little circles here.
I did it. The eye on his forehead looks like this.
It looks like that. See?
In case you're not. Let's keep this cat.
This cat is ugly. This cat has a caca leg.
That's the best cat.
Let's keep this cat as your cat.
I'm monkey. That's a cat.
So suppose, what would you like me to draw for you?
I could do a similar.
I can do a cerebral. I can do a cerebral. Watch. Watch me. A Cerebral is like this. He has
a round face like this. Okay? On top of his head like this. And little cute ears like
this. Cerebral. I don't know cause he has a Cerebral tail that looks like this. That's
the cinnamon roll fail
that buddy he is a dog
he's a dog
i can't believe you guys
what the fuck
where's his body
i swear to god
i'm gonna fucking go apeshit
he likes to fly with his e
ghost what would you like for me
what would you like me to draw for you
there's music in my language
ghost what would you like me to draw
a cute ghost
oh i can do a cute ghost
a cute ghost
Oh, pfft, easy.
Okay, he has a little tooth.
Okay, he's saying hi.
And we'll put a little hat on him.
It's for the gifted subs, thank you!
What would you like me to draw for you?
Why is this bo-
It's not a bone, or he's waving!
I'm glad you like it, ghost.
What would you like for me to draw, Yeti?
A bumblebee?
I can do a bumblebee.
A bumblebee is like this.
This is a bumblebee.
Like this.
Bumblebee
Potato I have to draw his butt
Amster, it's a bumblebee. I'm so glad you like it as long as you like it
Chatter being so mean
What the fuck that is not a flying loaf of bread. It's a bumblebee. I could draw my friend
I'll draw myself. This is me
watch
This is me now as me
It's me. Where's the balls?
There's a lollipop in my ear. There's my bell.
My balls!
I'm gonna fucking kick your butt.
Let me see if I can remember how to draw my friends. Hold on.
All right, all right, all right, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I got 2,000 art stuff. Listen, it's very hard to draw on a tablet, okay?
I don't think anybody's ever told you how hard it is to draw on a fucking tablet.
But it is.
I'm used to holding real stuff in my hand and drawing on a paper.
Now they're still here.
They're still here.
Oh shit, what the fuck?
Whoa.
I forgot to change the sub goal. I'm so sorry.
Thank you so much for the 25 gift themselves.
What would you like to- for me to draw for you today?
Wait, what did you say?
What did they say?
What did Scythe- What did Scythe-
They didn't say anything.
Old chat mask with pink tails.
Okay, I can do that.
Let me change the ghost stuff.
Ross told me that he made some really cursed levels on Mario Maker that are like impossible to beat.
And he said that he'll backseat me so I said...
Sure.
Yeah, he made a whole world.
a lot of cursed shit that is basically like unplayable he said okay chat mascot
with pigtails shit okay I think if I remember chat mascot is hold on he's a
cute little bell and he's like this circle I get to a circle you look so
Oh, good.
You look so great.
You look so good.
Here, we'll do this.
Look at your eyes.
There, now it really looks like you.
Oh, yeah, you have horns.
Hold on.
Okay, you know what?
Eat kaka.
I'm gonna fix it.
Hold on.
I'm gonna fix it.
I'm gonna fix it so much better now.
Aboba, proof?
Aboba.
Abla-bla.
I'm glad.
Thank you.
I'm glad you guys like it.
Okay, guys, I'm erasing.
No, no, I think I can fix it.
I'm gonna fix it.
I'm gonna fix it.
I'm gonna fix it.
I'm gonna fix it.
I'm gonna fix it.
I'm gonna fix it.
Well, no, I think I could fit some more stuff here.
Can you draw your Social Security number and the three-digit number on the back of your
credit card?
Fuck you, caca.
Goodbye.
No, we gotta use another layer.
We just want to use another layer.
Just be a capita.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
Add more pictures.
Time to print the merch?
Right, I saved it.
I saved it.
No way.
I saved it.
I saved it.
Okay, I saved it.
I saved it.
I saved it.
I saved it.
I saved it.
I saved it.
I saved it.
I saved it. I saved it. Maybe. We might, we might, maybe, maybe, maybe.
Maybe! Maybe!
Faka-tab merch goes hard?
Okay, okay. If we hit a certain amount, we'll make it, we'll make it merch. We'll make the doodle merch.
We'll make the doodle merch! I saved it.
I saved it, so don't worry.
I saved it. Make the doodle a merch.
I swear to God. I swear to God.
Alright, I'm going to try to draw all of the Vishogra members.
Unless somebody does...
If you do a 25 gifted sub or more, I will draw a doodle of your choice.
Vishogra is me.
Uh, no.
Matta...
Get this up!
Thank you!
Oh, thank you for the 25 get this up.
What would you like for me to draw?
Draw for you today.
A spooky bat?
Oh, a spooky bat.
The bats have like, little tiny hands here.
Oh shit, K-Shin-O!
Chat, it is time once again.
A hype train and a low timer.
I will once again match subs during the hype train up to 250 subs.
Let's raise that timer.
Thank You CajunДun , thank you Cajunuh . loopy shiiics
Thank you so much for the bed at least Cajunuh
Thank you so much for the gift iarrived
Thank you Pirals
Smelke
Oh the D D D D
Rock
Cory
Reef, thank you so much for subbing with your prime.
Rabbit, go tell me what you want me to draw for you.
Thank you so much for the sub.
Thank you so much. Thank you so much for the sub.
Thank you for the... for the...
Oh yeah, Rabbit, you gotta tell me.
I'm sorry, I thank you so much for that. I get the subs.
Don't be so, so holy shit.
Okay.
I'll get the subs. I can't do these sorts of things. I'll get the subs. Thank you.
Okay, I'll see I'm saving the drawing on the back. We'll add it. We'll add it to the pile
Okay, I'm drawing all of your shoulder. It's time
We show down we show down
Let's do oh my god. Let me see uh
And yeah, I got DK. Thank you so much for the gift itself. Thank you
Thank you so much for the gift itself
Oh my god, if anybody gets over 25 mods, please keep note and keep note of what they want me to draw.
Okay, hold up.
I'm gonna draw Hania.
He's also gonna get the subs.
The subs.
And she has a long hair like this.
Get the subs, thank you!
You always, if you're gonna draw Hania, you always have to have the long hair in the front.
The long, super long bang in the front.
Because if not, it's not Hania.
You know what I mean?
And then she has her hair like this
And it goes out like this
Sobs!
And she has the hair that goes out like this
And then she has the long hair that goes out like this
And she has another long hair that goes out like this
And then she has these two things here
And then she has these things like this
It's like a, it's like bows, right?
That's our hair in here
Oh, oh, that's right. She also has little balls here.
Let's do...let's do Kuro next.
What should I get myself? This one, thank you.
Sometimes he has ears.
Or he has like a hood on.
Who does he have ears because of his hood?
Does that doggy hoodie thing?
It'll be like this.
We'll have...
Memo-me?
Memo-me?
This is Memo-me.
Her hair like this.
I forgot what- fuck what does her new outfit look like? I forgot. Look. I forgot what her new outfit looks like.
I'm gonna Google it.
Project melody. Here's on the cyborg one.
But then what's- the new one that just came out like what does she have on it?
Well, we'll just- we'll just stick to this one, the old one. Are they remover? What the heck?
I want you to laugh.
eat you by my side
what the heck is happening
thank you so much for the 50 get this off thank you
okay shina thank you so much for the 50 get this off
thank you so much
we had an hour let's fucking go
I'm gonna, what the fuck
oh hold on let me fix this
I'm gonna fix this, hold on
I'm gonna move her, I'm moving him out of somewhere else
oh that's right I can put them on a separate layer
thank you so much for the 50 get this off again
I have to get this over again thank you so much you're going incredible, incredible, amazing,
you're wonderful, this is going to take me a long time, this is going to take me so long,
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, you know what I'm going to put here, Giga, she has
her hair like this, she has pointy ears, okay guys, hold on to your, to your, to
seats hold on to your seats hold on to your seats because I had a special goal
planned for 200k and the special goal is novel an iron mouse visual novel if I
forget this is holy shit yes an iron mouse visual novel which even when we hit
the goal twitch streamer congrats mouse after all the work you put in and have
to struggle with daily no one seems more deserving thank you very much thank
Thank you very much.
When we make the goal, if we make the goal,
production will begin immediately,
and I'm hoping for a release in time for my...
This is Galiga.
Alright, we got Galiga here.
We got Galiga here.
This is Galiga.
Mmm-hmm-hmm.
In this tonight,
probably gonna start a fight.
Happy ride,
baby come on okay okay okay we got oh my god that door baby bye bye bye wanna see you
out that door try and guess who this is yes is it because of the two things it's not doing
What the fuck? Okay, there we go.
And it's game 4-2.
Make it tough.
Be a fool.
But it ain't no lie, baby, bye, bye, bye.
Motoro- Motorocone!
Oh yeah, she also has this in her eye.
There we go.
Motorocone.
What the fuck?
Stop asking.
Stop asking. Stop asking. What the fuck?
Ari, you're awake!
I'm like 2000s anime style, I'm glad.
Makara, Makara, Makara-Kwan!
Now don't forget to keep track of the gifted please, cause this is-
I suck!
Look, we can- oh let's do Michi next, Michi, Michi, Michi.
Michi, Michi!
Michi-ly-motivally!
I'm doing great.
Thank you, that brings it all to me.
Let me do her a little bit lower here.
And she has cool target eyes.
She's mysterious, you know?
You make she move favorably.
And there are streaks?
These are streaks?
And she has, she has like voluptuous hair.
And then she has the penis on her head.
She's like, what is it like to get like this?
Oh my god, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's like this.
And then you hold on to her head like this.
So then, she has like a braid that comes down like this, I think like, her hair comes out like this.
There we go.
My T!
Oh yeah, does he have like a little thing here?
It's the old hairstyle, okay?
Oh yeah, the cock has been off, hold on.
The cock...
The cock part has been off like this.
Oh, and here's like a smile.
Like that.
Oh my god, should we do dragon zen or cyborg zen?
What's her logo? Her logo's like this. There we go.
Okay, Root?
This is Root.
Her new outfit, she has her hair like this.
She has cute, like, her hair is like a little jellyfish.
She has cute jellyfish hair and then her horns go like this.
That's fruit guys, please forgive me. I can't draw like this like her new her new outfit her eyes like are like
Dreamy and cute. You know, she has cute dreamy eyes. I will case on case on has
Glasses
Glasses like that and she her hair like this and she has her hair like this and then her hair comes out like this
That's Kaisone.
Oh, I miss Brother Thor!
I miss Brother Thor!
We must brother again soon!
Guys, we have a lot of members in the show,
and we show no.
Members.
They have a lot of members.
We have a lot of members.
I don't go...
I don't go, I'm going to put you here.
Put Haruka down here.
I can take off my head
to recite Shakespearean quotation.
No animal, no man, and scream like I can.
Understand?
What the skeleton?
Green.
I don't go like this.
Your hair like that?
Oh, her ears are more low.
Hold up.
You're like this.
It's like this.
I'm so dumb.
Her hair is like this.
That's like this.
I'm gonna put little nubs.
And she has a lot of hair like this.
That's a toggle that makes her big ass antlers into little nubs!
It is true! I did not make this shit up.
We'll pull Memomey?
Fuck, what does Melody's new outfit look like?
Hold on, I'm googling.
Oh, Project Memomey.
Project Memomey.
Pfft!
Lorelite thinks she's social into 28!
Five gifted subs.
I know now.
I see it in my mind's eye, I see it, see it in my mind's eye!
Oh, he has cute, cute eyes, cute inviting eyes, warm, beautiful, adorable eyes.
She loves to wink, she loves to smile, and she always has a bandage on her nose to hold her brain in,
because if she doesn't have a bandage on her nose, her brain's gonna come out.
Long time! Get off my ass!
I was like, hey, you've been drawing this long, are you sure you don't want to save your work because, you know, we see that you're struggling.
There we go, that's melody.
Bro, I know. I know I suck, okay?
You don't have to rub it in.
You don't have to fuck it rub it in, you don't have to fuck it rub it in!
You don't have to rub it in-
I am right-handed.
And then I'm pushing me on this side.
Excuse me.
Wait, what is the new outfit?
Oh, her new outfit.
Uh, she balls.
She's like beauty.
She has beautiful beauty eyes.
And they go, they kinda, they kinda slant a little down
cause she has that anime look where it's like the
older sister with a lot.
And it's very, actually wait a minute,
her mouth is different now.
She has the, it looks very beautiful
and she has beautiful fluffy hair now.
And then she has a beautiful side ponytail like this.
And a beautiful like wing thing that comes like this and then she has like this bow thing here
And then like these this this halo comes around
We did it! We got a lot of these shoulder
Oh me
Oops
Brow those eyes
Well I forgot
It's me
Okay, okay, I'll draw zen for real
No, keep it like this.
Alright, I'll tweet it all like this.
My hand hurts from all this drooling.
My hand hurts from all this drooling.
All this drooling, all this drooling.
Wait, but there's still people that need droolings.
How many people want droolings?
We must give the people their droolings.
Okay, I will draw four more droolings.
Okay, I saved it.
I saved it.
I shaved it, don't worry, I shaved it.
Get your hand first.
Okay, what's the next request?
He's like a rat, right?
And a rat looks like this.
And he's like a chef, so.
I got chicken, that's from all those chicken nuggets
he's eating.
Oh, I'm sorry, let me give him Disney eyes.
Now he looks like Disney.
He went me from Ratatouille.
You can't even, you can't even tell, which is which.
All right, what's the next, what's the next request,
Come on, what's the next wicka- Oh!
Whiskers? What the fuck?
Do rats have whiskers?
Wait, is this a screenshot from the movie?
Now I know you're pulling my fuckin' leg.
Oh, we need a gun run and a panini.
Fuck.
Gun run.
Gun run.
Gun run looks like this.
I know, cause this is how he draws himself.
Like this.
And his hair is like this.
Yeah, look at me! Look at me!
Look at me, bro!
Look at me!
Panini! Panini! She does her- she does her- her- her like persona character looks like this.
Her character like is like this and it has like a- and she always like wears- wears like a hat.
Oh my god, a control- oh my god, a control!
There. And then half of her hair is blue and the other half is white.
Oh my god, this looks like shit. What the fuck?
I'm sorry, Penini.
There, what's the next request?
What's the next request?
No, if you didn't give 25 subs or more,
you don't get to add to this picture.
A drawing of mouse hugging chat?
A knee-hugging chat.
You say, need sweet petite for Addis family.
Like, how would you say petite?
That's kind of looking weird.
Yay, we hugged.
Two more left.
Okay, what's the next request?
What's the next request?
Mmm?
200k subs man are obsessed with women.
Otherwise, I don't understand why female streamer have like 90% of their subs gifted.
It's called, it's for charity.
That's what it's called.
Can you draw anything, my name?
Reminds you of?
You don't want me to draw what your name reminds me of?
When I see your name, it reminds me of Dixon.
case on oh my god but i can't i can't fucking draw a male case on fuck it's so hard for me to draw
a guy it's not good at drawing a dude digston is like a mischievous you know what i mean
digston is is super mischievous he's a mischievous guy you know what i mean he's a mischievous guy
he has like this collar around his neck that's like this always sticking out his
tongue because he's a very horny man he's a very a very hornacious man that's as
much as I'll draw a Dixon I won't draw a Dabora Dixon next request is there
one more request or no I was at the last one a drag of oh I saw you deleted
his comment let me see what it said girl it's not charity she keeps 50% of it
which keeps some of it and who is doing charity over subs okay here's my
explanation 50% of what I make is going to charity the rest is going into paying
my mods and paying for my medical bills I have bills to pay I don't live off
of air. Also, I have to pay for all the artists that I love to work with. Always
support artists, always pay people that work for you. People that do incredible
work for you. Compensate people accordingly. One guide. You know what?
Sometimes it's good to answer these questions because a lot of times people
ask these questions and people ask them on Twitter too and people ask them
everywhere like oh well blah blah blah blah why is there only 50% why isn't it
100 well I'll tell you why because I have people that I need to support I
have I have a family I have bills to pay I have people that I have employed
dross in a moral you're mystic bro you're mr. shit a memo again mud can
tell you what the last art was again was it angel bully shit balls oh are
He's so extra. He's so EXTRA-
His design is so complicated!
I'm drawing him as a potato too.
Booby potato!
He's disapproving of me and everything I do!
What's fault is that-
You know what? It's my fault!
It's my fault, okay?
There's the wing thing up here.
And then he has his-
He has his little halo, like this.
And it goes like this.
And that's booby.
Oh yeah, what is-
Yeah, one of his eyes is different color so we'll put one color one eye like this and the other one like this
I'm so boobie
And he has like eyes everywhere, he has like an eye here
And then he has an eye here
So he doesn't miss my streams
He needs the eyes so he can watch my streams very closely
I'm sure he gets a watch full of 5 gifted subs, ugh
Alright bros
He's a big fan
Okay
Ta-da-da
I'm glad you like my art
Thank you
All right, I need a handbrake now.
What do another art stream?
Maybe...is my hand okay?
Yeah, it's fine. I also realized I have to take my medicine, so it's very important.
Important for me.
Thank you for the cute art. Also super excited for the visual novel Ironrace Bungo.
Yeah!
Um, I'll put...we'll make all the art into merch if we go...
Towards ascending a certain amount.
Yeah those are fun.
I like drawing, it's fun.
I'm just not used to drawing on a tablet.
I'm used to drawing with a normal, you know, paper, pen, markers.
You know, I gotta take my merch too.
I gotta take my merch too.
Thanks everyone!
Let's watch some videos.
Thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs. Thank you guys so much. Okay, this one was sent in by oh
Alex I saw Adriana was in the V2 work at me and had to send one of my favorite metal covers with her singing opera
I
Love her. Oh my god
Beautiful. Oh God her voices is very beautiful and I started thinking about a lot of things like I started thinking about how like
Doing V2 work at a beat like has let me meet so many different
amazing people and VTOPING in general has made me meet a lot of amazing people and
haven't been being able to meet her and know her passion for music and know that
her passion for music is just as deep as my passion for music and she also seems
opera and she's going through her own health issues it's just it's just like
my heart just shattered and like my heart shattered and my heart also like felt
full at the same time because her voice is so wonderful but I know I don't know I
just felt I felt our emotions for her. You can tell you can tell when somebody
loves music like you can feel it when they sing you can feel it when they
play an instrument like there are people that just sing and play instruments and
and they I'm not saying that they're bad they're great but sometimes there are
people out there in this world where it's just you you feel a special emotion
coming out of them because that's their life like that is their life and their
fucking soul you know what I mean like and I can feel it coming out of her
Like I feel the passion with each note that she's singing.
Ugh.
Some people, some people just have like a gift.
Some people just have like a gift to just be able
to convey like their soul through their music.
And it's like, I'm not saying that not all people
know how to do it.
Like a lot of people are amazing musicians, amazing singers,
but there's just some people that it's just like,
it's just, it just bleeds out of them
Where it's just like you feel their emotion so deeply
Where it's just like you can't help but tear up
When you listen to them sing or play a song
It's crazy
The second she sang her first note
All the hairs on my arm
And the back of my neck like stood up like immediately
I think that's just so sweet
Look, he plays so well, holy shit
It's amazing
Oh, let me spell the language in the chat
Guys, watch the fuck out of this video, holy shit.
I'm mad, that's how I fucking wrecked my ass.
The other day while I was on stream, I disappeared for a while,
and that's because I locked myself out of my house.
I was opening the door because I'm like,
ooh, my shawarma!
And then I heard click.
No, not the shawarma!
It's a good time, and everyone's gonna be like,
you don't adult well.
Well, you know what?
Being an adult girl, he says, are being dope, bros.
The dogs out for free?
Got those dogs out for free?
It's not her fault.
We're not watching this whole thing.
Ain't no way.
Where is this?
The beginning of the season.
The big one, open things up, yep.
Open, open things up.
Yeah, it's up there.
Yeah, it's up there.
The qualifier for him?
Dad, get to see him make it into the top.
Whoa, that is safe, you're right.
We're gonna be looking out for our key section search right here at the top of these progressives
There's
These are the most daunting, you know to me this is the wildest thing
Oh yeah, you can see it like it gets out of the car and you mess up it all
You're going into the wall, you're going into the valley
And now onto a hot tin roof and a ladder out there
Really really safe source of crashes there
Who's the cyclodon?
Who's the cyclodon?
Hi, is this the Cyclodon?
Are the metal?
What if he does something insane stunt?
I feel like it's a lot less.
That's crazy. Jesus Christ. This is crazy.
What you're going to see the riders do is try to, I call it like kind of walking in,
get their lean at the beginning of the turn and then try not to move around.
So you'll see them lean the bike a lot, try to stay right on top of their weights going through that outside pedal straight down.
and because any kind of movement it can go and one thing that i think a lot of people don't really
realize is that the condition of the asphalt and the concrete can change. Asphalt. You can see it right
there you know that is lucky for him. That is kind of the line that we've seen going out to that
curve trying to find something to turn off because that is one of the things that's so narrow.
Through the speed trap it's my first time on side air actually i've commented on it remotely a
a couple of times how steep this hillside is it's so steep which is what generates these high speeds
are you still gonna paddle big run into the finish does get physical this track thankfully
at sea level here you made it 25 the bench now three second toughest qualifier there so
definitely gonna look for the times to come down over the course of the day happy with it
Boba the fastest qualifier with a 219.6 so a long way to go with this clock out.
Yeah and there's that Spagatja stairs you can see he's on the trail bike and so this is where
that's going to play their part. You'll see a lot of the riders you know see
there he's jumping flat I think a lot of the riders you'll see are I gotta be trying to
downside and he goes out to the curb right here. So you can see that he was kind of
I did that on purpose because he wanted to wait for it
But he did lose a lot of exit speed we told the motor GP section because it is all about
Spinning it up
Yeah, definitely we've lost a little bit time there, okay back to the top
Excuse me
Next the drop into the first and sprinting headlock you may need
Right at the bottom, so our key section is literally from the top of the stairs to the bottom of the stairs
the house
On the right-hand side we see the section maps of green is where they've been, yellow is where they are, white is where they're going to be, really sprinting hard.
Over there, yeah, from Argentina, 10th pier last year actually, and the Giro bike last year.
So switching things up to a downhill bike, that's interesting to me.
me. A very general rule of thumb is that the downhill bike is expected three and a half up there.
They've split there then so definitely on the move, the Argentinian, but
and if right Elliot, the downhill bike is going to be bare at the top, the top really,
through the gutters stairs you'd imagine it carries more speed, but it's definitely easier
to ride. It's definitely going to feel a lot safer for sure. I'm not sure it is quicker
really, but then down here, you know, you can hang onto an enduro bike, and then down here on the petal,
and surely the enduro bike, the shorter travel bike, has to be...
Oh my god!
One of the things that we don't really think about a lot is, you can actually take a little bit more
corner speed on the downhill bike, so even though you can pedal, then you'll, you know,
if you need to pump, obviously a trail bike can step in the gas line.
Oh!
Oh, shit!
Wow!
That's that turn!
Yeah, it is.
And you know that is kind of what you're messing with there.
You have to take a lot of this.
Oh, I've seen enough.
I've seen enough.
I can't watch this whole thing.
It's an hour and forty seven minutes of people bike riding!
Oh, is there daily dose?
Daily dose.
Or daily dose of internet.
Someone was stuck in the bathroom at McDonald's
and the keys weren't working,
so some random customer decided to help out.
Holy shit!
Whoa, she's wrong.
This dad's instincts are on another level.
What the f-
Whoa!
This guy lives next to a golf course.
This guy lives next to a golf course
and pretends he was hurt whenever a ball lands in his yard.
She called Hotel Maintenance for help
and this is how they reacted.
The stop-motion animation is kinda crazy.
What the fuck did he do that?
How did they do that?
They had 20 years of coaching experience before age 25.
She had a loose tooth that needed to come out.
Is it a bird in your mouth?
Swallowed a balloon full of vinegar, and then a balloon full of hydrogen peroxide, and then, like, blew it up in your stomach.
Stop. Oh my gosh.
You swallowed, uh, like a nail after.
Does monkey just realize that he might need some glasses?
He's got my glasses!
What's your prescription, bro?
Oh, you see-
In case you didn't know, Canadian money is really strong because it's made of plastic.
It is!
They were trying to figure out why their cat wanted to go in the bathroom so badly.
His dog hates vacuums, so he decided to help his mother.
The cat hates the toilet!
That's such a good dog.
That's such a chunky cat!
Oh, no it's-
No!
So a lot of hoes just let us do whatever we want to them.
No, for the more, eh?
Eh?
I found an artist that paints using fire.
He lightly burns a canvas to create a realistic image.
There's a hotel in South Africa that gives you a view of a lion's den.
Why is this 7 year old man so good a basketball?
Airport security thought he was trying to smuggle some contraband, so he had approved that
he was a juggler.
This monkey definitely spends way too much time being around tourists.
This is absolutely diabolical.
His dog asks for a deep stretch every night before bed.
Here's a timelapse of what thunderstorms look like from space.
This plane in Australia has somehow tore up the runway when it started to take off.
This is the problem with noise canceling headphones.
This guy had no idea that he was spilling paint.
I tried using noise canceling headphones when I freaked me out.
Probably a good day for a cocktail.
I guess kangaroos don't do very well on what surfaces.
That is Yenna's video. Are you hoping enjoyed?
And I'll see you guys again very, very soon.
Later.
Next, next, babybill.
And this is your daily dose of internet.
This is what happens when you get sunburned while wearing a mask.
And I forgot to take my face mask off.
How moments good to work like this.
They had a ceremony to announce the opening of their new office.
This guy stopped the new someone's car, but he couldn't figure out how to leave.
My brother, this is not your car, this is my car.
But why are you in my car?
No, you can't get out, cause we're calling the cops.
What do you mean for what? This is the rest of the bottle.
What the fuck?
Oh my s-
Not for you!
Aww!
All the kids! Oh my- All the kids rushed for the candy, they didn't even be like-
They tried sparkling water for the very first time.
They found a weird piece of plastic on the floor.
What you were talking about?
This poor little girl doesn't know how pictures work.
I thought you think this baby does?
She's on her computer too much.
His Tesla started detecting that pedestrians were nearby when he was in a cemetery.
She got a new tea kettle that looks like a giraffe and wanted to know what sound it would make.
She got a new...
Oh, no, don't pick up!
is little baby hippo that's gonna super viral on the internet this week because she hates
to take baths. And venomous snakes started attacking their eggs so this man decided to
save the day. This is the problem with having a waiter that's a robot. She most think this
the longest escalator ride of all time. They drew a hopscotch on the sidewalk and wanted
to see if any random people would use it. The lights went out the absolute worst time.
This is what a seal sneeze sounds like. A baby whale got stuck under a pier so they
They had to destroy the pier to free the whale.
She found her quarter-self pushing a car when the most random thing happened.
What the...
So why does this fish have the face of a cat?
It really does!
The paper's like it's a dog.
A passenger got off the train and tried to run away without paying, so the conductor chased after him.
The dog really wants a piece.
Why did nobody tell me that clams could do this?
She's trying to close the window at this bar and his dog might be broken
Wait, what's up?
This is the problem with going to a habachi restaurant. This poor guy has no idea that he's leaning on a hand sanitizer machine
This little crab has been very busy making balls of sand
Tell me you live in the Pacific Northwest, without telling me you live in the Pacific
Northwest.
What the fuck?
The fish?
She said yesterday I was taking the boat.
You're a fucking idiot!
This guy recorded a SpaceX rocket launch on his way to work.
That is you in this video.
Are you hoping enjoyed?
And I'll see you guys again very soon.
Later.
Well, that's the end of that.
That's the end of that.
For Daily Deboche.
Of InToyNet.
Thank you so much for the 100 gifted shop!
Thank you!
Thank you, Grobo. Thank you.
Okay, I lost this.
I lost something.
Well, that was interesting. Holy fuck.
Cinnamon.
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba.
What is this?
It's the cover for the Mystery of the Druids.
It's a 2001 adventure game in this face.
Well, that's just the beginning.
This was a long time coming.
A while back I talked about Limbo of the Lost and honestly my brain still doesn't-
Oh my god, this is an hour long!
You accepted that was real.
However, that's a game that's insane right from the get-go.
You know you're in for a ride from the very beginning.
This is a lot. A little bit too much for me.
I'm sure it's a wonderful video.
It has 8.2 billion views.
That was something.
Something interesting.
Oh, the wild, a wild ride.
Tom, what a Tom.
My God.
Who ordered a pizza at the home?
It's for rescue!
I don't think I can do this all by myself!
So what's going on with our pizza over here?
Getting cold and hot?
This is ridiculous.
I'm popping another balloon,
because this operation is insane!
That guy ordered pizza half hour ago,
you will never see that freaking pizza!
Have you ever seen a business run like this?
Shut it down!
You're the worst-
I'm jacking off over here!
I'm freakin' done!
Unbelievable!
We saw in the part tender report that
Natalie lost $300,000
because of pouring.
So every time we dump stuff down
to drain, throw out food, make a mistake
and drop it one of these buildings.
$300,000 because of pouring
shit down the drain?
So this is how we'll measure our success tonight.
Alright, you guys, let's go to it.
Alright, check it.
The, like, menu for the evening.
Okay, three Long Island?
Four Long Islands?
How about you guys?
Look at him walking around, looking around with authority on his eye.
and then coming on to bar having to make their own drinks.
Natalie, we have four bartenders back here.
It's a complete mess, and we don't have any food orders
coming in from the tables.
Does that make sense?
Melissa, you're going to be the bartender,
chair singer in the well, carrying in the conversation.
This represents all the money Natalie
has lost in this bar this year.
$300,000.
So every time these bartenders are in the kitchen
and make some mistake, I'm going
to throw some of this money down on this table,
And I'm gonna keep throwing the dollars until we get this right, okay?
Holy shit!
Thank you! Let's do this!
Triple set!
He's gonna throw the d-
I have to start over now.
It versus too many, okay?
So, I'm just gonna make them right,
and you guys are gonna get them when you get them.
Order wings?
If I were you, I would just try to do ticket by ticket.
It's already like a mess out here, and we haven't even done anything.
Oh, my goodness. Please.
Oh!
Oh, shit!
Okay, sorry.
Okay, put shit.
So then, yeah, do it again.
Who's gotten drinks, you guys have?
I should ask, who hasn't gotten drinks?
Nooo!
Look at this guys!
Come on, we gotta move faster!
We gotta get some organization here!
They're screwed up and no ticket.
How?
How is it that they have that much staff?
But like, no one's getting served?
What the fuck?
I'm gonna take it for that!
Hey, I'm gonna take this one!
One you play this time.
When they set my best, I have to dump it.
Come on.
You got none of your drinks.
So you didn't order a drink.
I didn't order a drink, I got one.
You see, you made a mistake.
You shouldn't have ordered a drink.
You'd have one right now.
How do we want a business like this?
Not one table got everything they need make sure that the tickets come out whole fix this. There's not one system
One procedure one recipe. There is nothing that anybody can rely on to get anything done at all
You'll be sitting at that's when you order
So we're losing money by the minute because they're not thinking they're not planning and Natalie's not being a leader
I've never heard such a quiet kitchen in my life. What's going on? Nothing. They're just they're working over each other
There's nobody talking we get sandwiches up no french fries. It's silent in this kitchen and there should be so much more communication
So who's working?
Yeah, it's like just useless. So you guys have an apartment
He doesn't talk
I'm not gonna waste my time trying to talk to him. He's not gonna respond to me ever. Oh my god
Yeah, I mean it just doesn't make sense
He has to go 100%
I'm waiting on all my drinks. There's nothing I can do.
I definitely need to try to make a flower drink.
Where do you want to put it?
I'm making them right this minute.
What is the hold up? What is going on?
We don't think our drinks are for four people.
Then why aren't you four of mine?
BAM!
Because we're trying to make 10 drinks at once!
Table three. Four people.
Slow down until one of the guys don't have to do it anymore.
I don't have to do it anymore.
Thank you.
He's jacking off everywhere.
If you do, I'm not sure it's gonna be cooked properly. I don't think you guys are ever gonna get all your drinks
We can't make this work. So rather than ours. I need to go to work
So I'm gonna ask you to finish up what you've got back in two nights and we'll show you how to do it, right?
Natalie apologize. We'll be back and we'll be better
There's a new pool in here.
The burgundy is bomb ass.
I want the bomb ass burgundy!
Two signatures to be there.
We got a full bar.
Get your orders.
We got the orders already.
Did you put them in?
No.
Sense of urgency. That's what we need tonight.
Oh, sense of urgency.
Slow, slow, slow. There's orders still getting taken.
They haven't even been wronged yet.
The bars already fall behind.
We're just not anywhere where we need to be within the first five minutes of opening doors.
why is the food tickets coming at the food tickets is coming in here and in
the back you got everything on this ticket no I'm so missing two burger
eat us Patty first time oh I didn't do that right
these we don't know because they're not stabbing tickets well we don't have
the stabber wouldn't that be something that we're supposed to set up the
head of absolutely you know I was really confident the start of this
like but my confidence is all of four literally you know those are wrong right
yeah you did equal pours on this how many drinks have we poured right now I've
done eight or nine so far maybe today and I drink what is that 200 bucks easy
I've been working on the sour for the whole time for a 25 minutes for a sour
mark the bartenders have not been able to make 10 drinks correctly that's 200
That's supposed to be in your pocket.
The $100 in your pocket!
I got the kitchen going on too.
How's the kitchen going?
They're behind there too.
There's you and Patty, no?
So, dividing conquer.
Wait, where's Tapper?
Where's Tapper?
Where is Tapper?
Where's Tapper?
He's right over here!
Oh my god, he gave up.
No.
Where is John Tapper?
Just trust us.
There's no John in this one either.
So problem.
Mistakes.
You're gonna cut this shit into a DSI Los Copos.
For me sir, let me finish my thought and I'll let you finish yours.
Okay. At the end?
I'm poppin' a balloon.
When I have to shut it down and get the pro-
And the channel manager did nuts-
Wait, it's gold!
I'm making these 10 balloons!
I'm putting those 10 balloons on these two-
Oh my god, does he like not-
Does he- does he like not do the show in later seasons?
Ports. Every time we make a signature mistake-
I guess he does into the show and-
I'm popping a balloon.
I'm popping a fuckin' balloon!
You guys ready?
Okay, invite him in. Let's do this.
Alright.
Come over, please.
Welcome in the gym.
I am freakin' out.
What can I get you?
6 jersey.
Oh my god, I have a bar coat on!
Who then don't think it's a bunch of other fat kids out here?
Make it for me the bloody muddy one.
One bloody muddy and
I'm bloody married.
Excellent.
Who's the last time you saw me standing and working right there?
I don't remember.
Who ordered the pizza?
Somebody wanted pizza?
All right.
Hey!
One pepperoni.
Look, Peter, thank you so much for the gift.
Four pepperoni.
Four?
Four.
Three.
Yeah.
Two of these four.
Everybody want a jersey?
Black, thank you so much for the gift, Joe.
We both got asses, man.
There you go.
Vinnie wait you are simple third. It's a one-chow
I'm third in the fourth. Uh, turn on
I just had to have Vinnie reset the GenC
tossing the start over three more
Yeah, it's a round
Thank you so much for the gift, it's all
We are generous to now
Well, we're open
Things are not moving very quickly
I'll show you what I mean
Who doesn't have a drink?
Guys, I need you to fill the door
Because we don't pig out in the next 15 minutes
We're never gonna make it
I got a food, we're gonna be out of balloons
Uh-oh
Does anyone have a drink?
Does anybody ordered on this thing?
I have balloons to quench my thirst!
Oh no, not the fucking pepperoni!
Then go, thank you so much for the gift!
So, how do you give us over to the gift sub?
I
Know we got all these years you never did chose to do that
That's somebody else's pizza that he got how do we serve you?
We don't know where it goes. There's no organization at all Jerry and we know I'm not set up to succeed
Who's ordered a pizza at the bar that hasn't gotten one
I could knock him all right now if I wanted to so guys we make another error those balloons are going
What?
I'm just working on getting the jump
Ready?
What's up?
What's up?
You're taking the wrong line you're taking them to the wrong people
The two negi in one go
Oh my god
I gotta back up
Okay guys who ordered the pizza?
Uh, rich, rich
Pepper
I didn't know
All the jesus should be going to the bar
I'm gonna borrow it at first
Oh god I say he's gonna lose it
There goes the last balloon
There goes the last balloon
person who ordered the pizza so it isn't first up first out the fact of the
matter is the old Jerry did this years ago but all the crept and bark he drained
you and now he's lost his fire it seems like he's been in a bar business for
about an hour not for all these years
How do I get the drinks to the table over there?
How's that? That betcha looks good there Timmy
Who ordered the pizza?
He said he's not a doctor.
It's just gonna be dead, so this is exactly what you're gonna do.
Bravo, thank you so much for the gift! It's the favorite thirty gift of the year!
This is ridiculous!
I'm popping another balloon, because this operation is insane!
That guy going to piece a half hour?
You're never gonna see us fucking piece on your fucking life!
Shut it down!
Jerry, you're the worst operator I have ever-
Oh my god!
Hi, this is John Tapper.
Click here to subscribe-
Hello, Tapper.
I'm feeling kinda eby.
I'm feeling kinda eby.
I think, I think by tomorrow I'll feel better from Playa's Moss.
So what should I get this out of?
Guys, I'm gonna go brush my teeth really really quick and I will be right, right back.
Okay?
I'm gonna brush my teeth and peep.
I'm gonna wash my face.
So what should I get this out of?
I'll be right back.
Boba raised the timer above the the boobie stand demands a bubis cream
See you. I see you chat. I see you guys
But we're crazy things
Excuse me. I feel guilty with primordial dread because of night the way I left my model. I'm sorry
hmm not sorry not sorry we have seven minutes on the clock seven minutes on
what the this just started playing what the fuck chat you know what will be
That timer right now gets the timer of 30 fucking minutes so that I can go to freakin' bed!
Chad, imagine this. You're walking down a long hallway and you see me.
No! No, they didn't do so much for the 5-50 subs.
They get to 30 minutes, can we get there?
Can't we come even cooler if we made it to 30 minutes?
For Abram, thank you guys so much for the 10 gifted subs, Christos.
Crystal, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs.
Abram, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
Lucas, thank you so much for the bitolini.
Quigga, thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs.
Holy shit!
Bro, think of this.
Imagine if we hit 200,000 before I close my eyes and go to bread.
You guys get to hang out with your favorite Ducalini's.
Quick, the Ducalini's gonna take you to some-
There we go!
Can't get to some CC things so much as a five-dip to some-
You know what? If we make it-
If we can touch the timer
for 30 minutes, I'll sing one song.
May I sing a few songs?
They once again, so push more, and I'll sing a song.
Then, Lady Ducalini's gonna get the subs.
Thank you for the gift subs, thank you for the gift subs.
Thank you for the gift sub, thank you for the gift sub.
My throat nice and hydrated.
Take another gigatab.
Gifting five subs.
Look at you.
Bros, today, Twitter was lit aflame.
Yet again.
And why was it because of me?
Do you know how many crazy comments I just saw right now when I checked my phone once again?
Yet again!
Typical thank you for the 25 gifts and so resume. Thank you so much for the 50 gifts. It's a holy
Red round. Thank you so much for the five gifts of
Rastlin these are the 10 rabbit. Thank you so much for the time
Today we had some hiccups today, but today
Was a great game. We played some games. We drew some doodleies
We drew some doodleies if we push that timer to the limit or end the day with the oh
Oop! We are so close to undercats.
You know how many people said it couldn't be done?
You know how many people are...
...saying crazy shit right now?
You can prove them wrong.
What's I'm doing when we're saying chat?
I'm mouncin' bro.
The first song I saw was memory.
Don't stop me now.
That's such a good song.
Mousy in the bathroom, please.
Chat is in the bathroom in Kaka.
I can't forget the sight.
They're just singing about running kaka
But I have myself back in the love
Having a good time, having a good time
I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky
Like a tiger fighting the love of the gravity
I'm a racing car passing by
Is there a song you want to hear?
Yes, K. Sina. Let me grant your wish.
What song would you like?
Sina, we take you so much with a five-year-old.
A lasting- Oh my god, okay.
Go, Shrp, you wanna hear a song?
Let me know.
Hey, see, now, what is another song you would like to hear?
Also, I'm really sorry.
Uh, I think I chugged Mope too hard.
Me, think it's also a story from Get The Subs!
You would like to hear me...
Get The Subs!
ruined kina oh my god oh my god oh my god oh jesus oh my god yes we are
private best to sing along with myself oh my god
They say yeah, in the gutter part of my teeth, look who do.
Yeah man, I'm the beat, mouth full of the beats,
but we the beat, those mammals and their teeth, they're teeth.
You see, I'm a guy.
Go my eagle horn, then acquire our road in Topia.
Who can take that easy time?
All the mice, that everyone in my earth, destroy human beings.
Rain god said, paradise city by guns and roses.
Wait, do I even know one?
Not a misgifter, you gifted- you- you- an honorisgifter, I- I don't know what song you would like to hear from me, so I'm just gonna pick whatever.
Hey, an honorisgifter!
52 gifted subs, holy shit!
I mean, do you have a request?
Fucking things go to what?
What the fuck?
Thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs, I appreciate it so much.
Here we are again.
Look at this.
Do you remember this goal that we made?
For this?
Cause I do.
Okay, I'm gonna do the corn son and breathe.
Oh God.
Breathe on a leash.
On a pet circus.
I remember the praise I gave her.
She didn't say,
need to be breathed,
and you're gonna be better.
So tomorrow I'll feel normal, I think.
Oh wait.
I don't pass that thing.
And that's it.
Who would say,
can say,
well,
lovey-boda.
The Washington Heights of Havana
The crowded city of faces the same as mine
And every quarter I chased the birds in the plaza
Rain, Mama, you would have fine work
Homing the stars in the sky with some sort of sign
Rain, Mama, so many stars in over
Nueva York, we can't see beyond our streetlight
Two weeks job, my ma says we're poor One day you say, vamos a Nueva York
And we're by your coastline But Nueva Hoyo can't work, and so we can't
Remembering what we went through In America, learning the ropes in America
It is from your lady welcoming mommy and me
So we cleaned some homes, polishing the scribe
Scrubbing the whole of the upper east of Deers and here I stay
The song that no one knows.
You see that song, I can hit that note,
I just can't hit it today,
cause it's morning time and I have not my vocal chords.
Also for some reason, when I get my treatment,
my singing is kind of like weird,
like the day or two after, I don't know.
But then, here's the crazy thing,
if I sing on the day of Plasma Lake,
I think pretty good because of I'm on steroids, but then like the next two days I sound like ass
because
It's all come a question down. You know what I mean local college or a strange mistress
Thank you guys so much for all the gifted souls. Thank you guys so much for being so
For being so wonderful. Thank you guys so much for I get this house. We are at 200k. Let's fucking go bros
We are so close to killing last year's record
smashing last year's record hopefully we can smash it when I would when I wake
up and then we could see where the wind may take us perchance maybe even further
beyond for the idea of getting to bed I'm gonna get into bed right now get
into bed I'm turning on the duckies so you guys can fight don't fight too
too hard, let me turn on the ducalis, let me turn on the quackwars, it's time to quack.
Should we, should we, oh shit, should we use the same saver, should we do a completely
new quack lobby?
We do the lobby because if not, P-Max is gonna kill everybody.
Oh my god, Dixing.
It's in your tough and your strong but I don't know if you're strong enough.
Okay I think that's good.
I mean maybe we should just leave it in the middle.
It's time to quack.
Okay Jap, be good.
I'm gonna go to bed.
Good night, good night.
Quacking time.
Girl, you can't get up, you can't snuggle up without saying hello.
She might be muted though.
I think she's settling in.
Paul's shimped.
Oh my god, she's fucking dead.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, she's fucking dead, Joe.
She's about to sleep.
Oh boy.
The time's back up to an hour and a half.
OK, well, I'm going to go in and poke for a sec.
The fuse just unmuted.
Wow.
That's OK.
I think I have, yeah, she's asleep.
I think you got to try it if you're in here.
You can see.
Did that load?
There it is.
God, dude.
There's so much more that I need to do
for this motherfucking piece, but.
You're too okay?
Hell yeah.
I'm just poking in to say hi
because I just got an message saying that she's keeping
and I could figure that come say hi for a sec.
I'm also post-con voice dying.
So it's not really, I don't think I'm sick.
I think I'm fine.
I just spent the whole weekend yelling a bunch.
But this was a chat.
If you're looking at my stream, that was the op that I did.
I have to finish it still.
I started it before I went away.
But this is the, I was drawing a piece of mouse
to celebrate.
Sub-Dawn.
Oh, time's running.
Think of the 2-2-sub for 15 minutes.
Also, raise the time of chat.
Waze the timer, please.
Please.
That was what I did for mouse.
I still have to finish it.
I started painting it and it's definitely a different style than I normally do.
So there's a whole bunch to do with it.
Again, I just want to come in and say hi because again mouse just outmessaged saying.
Also, to whoever was in mouse's main greet dress is booby and I was miming at you
that I liked your cosplay and you thought, I don't know what the fuck you thought I was
doing or saying, I feel like you thought I was like trying to harass you, my bad, my
bad G, I was just trying to tell you that your outfit was cool.
Wasn't, wasn't beat, I don't know what to make, I don't know, they looked really confused.
It's so funny, because they obviously have no fucking idea who I am.
I'm just this random woman, fucking gesturing at them wildly being like, I like your,
I like your horns, man. You look good. You look good. And he just he had no idea
Yeah, like the booby eat the bag. Um
How could I dude it's so funny
That's the thing about being a Vtuber chat is that people just like have no fucking clue
Charlie I think so they hold months people have no fucking clue who you are and so they just see like that
I don't know what they I don't know what the hell they see but they just kind of like
might be the Aussie accent. I didn't even talk to them. I was literally just gesturing
at them. I didn't even talk to them, chat. Anyway. Didn't even realize he met yet? Yeah,
basically. I mean, that's probably the case for a lot of people because, like, I mean,
I don't know. I thought I was flirting. What the fuck? Chat, I don't know how to flirt.
I just say that I want to climb inside you and then that's kind of where I'm at.
I'll be like, I'm gonna fucking live inside your skin.
And they're like, what the fuck?
I was behind that guy in line.
Someone else explained he was cool with it.
Oh, he was cool with it.
Oh, good. I'm glad.
Oh, he was like, oh, I guess that's OK.
That candy said they like my cosplay.
I mean, I guess that's fine.
Candy from V. Scherger. Yes, chat.
Oh, we can be a little bit.
I'm not awkward. Um, anyway.
I just wanted to come say hi for a sec.
I saw that Mouse was introduced to satisfactory, which I'm glad about because satisfactory fucking
slaps.
And I've been saying that forever.
I was like, Mouse, you're going to love it.
You're going to play.
You're going to love it.
And especially played it, which is great.
Very happy.
Very fun.
Okay, the way I float is telling people that I want to put the evil inside them.
What the hell?
Do I give art feedback on my Discord?
No, no I don't.
That'd be cool if I did, but I don't think that I'm in any position to give people
art feedback, given that I draw like once every couple of months at this point.
I'd love to get back to doing art more consistently, but it just ain't being me
lately chat.
It ain't mean me lately.
I saw a guy, I just seen a mouse doing an Austrian today.
I'm glad.
I told her, I convinced, I mean, I don't know if she was using the tablet, but I did tell
her about a tablet that was pink forever ago and I think she bought it.
So hopefully it's treated her well, unless she got a different one, which is totally
understandable what she did.
I don't know what I'm doing.
She did.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, it's a really cheap tablet.
It's like 50 bucks.
It's pretty reasonably sized and it's pretty portable.
And it could also be used for like it could be plugged into phones as well.
A great way to get art feedback is to stream your art.
You get no shortness of backseat. It's so true.
Honesty is true for most things. If you ever want advice, just stream.
And people will give it to you unsolicited.
Um, satisfactory server with mouse and twin.
Dude, what would be cool if you were more active at Discord in general?
That's so fair.
Dude, I don't know.
I feel like so cooked.
I have no idea what I've been doing lately.
I mean, I've been there since the place.
There's stuff.
I don't know.
We'll get you.
You'll see.
You'll see when you see.
You'll see when you see.
You'll see what you see when you see.
I feel like I kind of want to like merge all the line on and then just like paint it
Because it's on my minutes like
Well, what's that? Oh, that's the I say I say that's the ones for that. That's it
Anyway
Chat make sure you raise that timer or else. I don't want to come say hi quickly
I don't I'm sure other people will come in and babysit and I don't want to capitalize on
on your lovely people's attention for too long, I just wanted to come say hi.
I feel kind of bad. I actually came in as well because I thought I was going to be able to grab Mouse
before she passed out, but I think that she was pretty quick to eep, which is understandable.
And hopefully, hopefully we get to hang out at some point.
How many times have I squeezed buff boobs in that costume?
Zero times, actually. I didn't, I didn't grab buffs chat.
I don't want to be a loser or anything like that, but just me personally,
I would feel uncomfortable doing that to buff in costume personally,
Personally which is not to say
Because everyone like I know I know the other people definitely did it um
With with her permission, and I think if I asked she would let me do it, but I just didn't I I I don't know I
Just don't feel there. I just didn't it wasn't
She wouldn't give it a fuck. I just I just personally wasn't like you're enough for that
Maybe it was a missed opportunity I don't know she's due for her plasma
Oh, new me and Lily. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, again, it's not it's not it's not a matter of like
It's just I don't know. It just didn't occur to me, I guess
Next time I I don't I mean, I I don't know. I just
Yeah, you should
I'm getting mousy a wedding syndrome role to marry her that I should I should get mousy a wedding syndrome
Um, okay
I know I literally just like
Dodged in said hello
Um, that's sort of like the extent of me, uh, I just wanted to poke in and say hi for a sec, but I think I'm going to let I might poke in later.
Try if nobody else comes in, I'll keep an eye on the discord, but I want to I, I feel like I cannot I have approximately zero hope at keeping up with two chats and I, uh, I am so sleepy.
So I will see you guys maybe later.
I might come babysit a bit.
But I just wanted to come in and say hi.
And again, I thought I was going to be able to grab masks,
but I missed out.
And also, I'm just like, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But raise the timer for Massey.
And I'm going to go yell at my chat.
I love you guys.
Thank you for taking care of Massey.
Thank you for helping the subathon do so well.
Thank you for hitting 200,000 subs.
You're actually so stupid close to the next goal,
to the beating lost years
um
sub-a-thon amount so keep it up and I will
talk to you guys later I love you bye
I love you bye I love you bye
I love you
the table like a big fucking cock
so everybody that you have a big fucking
dick today slap that crime on the
fucking table right now
who am I about to make a name for myself here
hey
raise the timer
raise the timer
come on five minutes on a timer we have to raise it come on come on raise the
timer raise the timer oh I forgot to have an arm cat on my thingy guys did you
know that if everybody gets one sub that's a lot of subs and we can raise
the timer together indeed yes yes let's gift I'm three two oh wait wait wait wait
three two one wait wait I can't gift one okay I'll give five wait three two
one everyone up with me come on don't make it embarrassing for me come on go
Please do not stop do not stop do not stop. It's time to stop edging the timer and raise it properly
I remember
Oh my god. Oh my you guys
Now you woke up. Now you woke up. Oh wait, can I swear? I'm sorry
Let's fucking go. Oh wait. Did I do it right? Um
I'm anxious now. I can't. Okay. I'm sorry.
Who's that voice? I am an arm cat.
Arm arm arm. Arm arm arm. I was just not sure if I can swear or not.
Are you guys sleeping? Are you guys chilling?
Keep raising! Keep raising the timer also. If you have a twitch prime, I think you should use that.
I don't think I have a touch prime but well if you have it you check if you have it use
it now now is the time let's go I got one coming soon wait what's the next goal 200,000
for 20.
Warm day again.
Can we reach it?
Wait.
Did we reach it?
I'm very bad with numbers.
What's the next goal?
Nah, we'll raise it to 34 minutes.
That's cool!
But wouldn't it be funny if we raised it...
more?
So when Mousey wakes up,
she's like, what the heck?
Who's Annie?
Who's Annie? I am an erm cat.
I hope I don't wake her up or something, I'll have the tracking messing up, okay?
Okay, um, do you know where Annie went?
I have no idea, I have no idea who that is, because you can't distract us from the fact
that there is a timer to raise, there is a timer to raise.
Here is he praising the timer every shop counts. Yes. Yes. Is indeed okay. Oh wait. Any are you okay? That's my favorite song.
I love Michael Jackson. Thank you River. I got so overwhelmed earlier that I couldn't see everybody giving. It was so fast. Thank you everyone.
say one last time. To raise the timer right now. We have to keep it going. We have to.
We have to. Thomas! 25 subs is gone! I roll you 5 and Zedrax is gone. Let's go. That's
That's what I'm talking about.
I'm so scared to yell.
I don't know how much mouse you can hear.
That's good.
Thank you.
Holy.
Wait, there's a hype train?
Hold up.
I'm staying for the hype train.
We are raising the hype train.
Right now.
Yeah, we are.
Right now.
But we have a hype train and a timer to race.
It is time to worry.
It is definitely time to worry.
Let's go, girls, thank you.
And I call Fox.
Let's go.
There will be gore, adicy.
We got a new subber.
People have yelled very loud.
Oh.
I- I still feel, uh, I still feel bad.
Wait, why am I like so like, why am I covering, wait, uh, what is my cat covering?
Malci, can I fix that?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh my god.
Yeah, we're a not sabbathun server.
I didn't have a chance to drop by because I wasn't around.
And I saw that the timer was critically low.
So I came to do my part 07
Oh 7 raise the timer
Raise the timer
Like in this work. I can't move my image. Oh, no
Booba
Wait
No, no boobies. Let's go has a cool
I'm trying now 14 baby a boba in what context do you use that email a boba yes
oh I saw time or race of time or siren brought it to you a boba you just use it
I see. I see. I'm sorry if I'm awkward and very shy. I just want to raise the timer.
Herm, what the do now? Okay, I'm gonna get banned for this.
Cascal. You got a new Saber again. You're right. I'm not any... I am an Herm cat.
Herm cat is not scared of anything. Doubting with five saps. Thank you.
Thanks for helping me finally pay off my debt. You're welcome. I guess that means that we
can raise the timer now. Can we keep raising? Keep raising the earned that worked. Macarius
and in the loft, thank you the five. You wanted to hear Siren, but you got a cat instead.
I'm sorry, there was nobody here, so I thought that I could come and help in KiHitoSora.
You guys are amazing.
Leave when the high train ends. How about that?
So we got one more minute together.
Can't keep me forever.
Keep her trapped.
You can't do that. You can't.
with 48 49
well
damn we raised it so much thank you republic ram 9 25 oh my god we're gonna raise it to an hour
and another mess with 30 holy holy erm i guess we have a i wait oh
Oh, we don't have anything and it's done.
Oh no.
Oh, okay, we raised it to one hour.
You everyone, so don't be sad that our time is over.
Be happy that it happened, or whatever they say.
Thank you for the prime, Sarah.
And if you guys have a prime, you should check
if you have it.
If you have it, you should use it.
I'm so scuffed these are, I don't know how to do this.
I'm trying my best.
At least I do thank you for the prime.
Epic. Okay.
If you guys are having fun,
I'm going to have a fun party.
I'm going to have a fun party.
So everybody that you have a big fun party today,
slap that prime on the fucking table right now.
Bye.
Five gang, it's time to wake up.
Follow my lead five for five.
Do it now. Our lord and savior, Booby, demands it.
I will not ask twice, can I?
Hey chat, I noticed that the timer is getting a little low.
You know, I'm going to be really upset if you guys don't increase that timer up to an hour right now.
I'll be a little bit angry.
Listen, that's my bedtime.
I just want you guys to get that fucking timer up because I can't sleep with it so low.
I can't sleep not knowing if I'm going to wake up seeing Nelson's face,
You better wake her up.
You better raise up that timer.
You should be sorry.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Listen, I want that motherfucker up to an hour.
I will not be able to sleep tonight
if you don't get that up to an hour.
Listen, I'll even motivate you guys.
I'll even motivate you guys, too.
I got to sleep.
I'm sleepy.
I've been up all night.
I've been up all night.
and you're gonna let me be up all night again?
You better not.
I'm cooking, okay?
I'm cooking.
Yeah, raise the timer.
Raise the timer.
I hope you guys are having a wonderful morning.
I hope mouse is doing well.
I hope mouse is doing well.
Yippee!
Oh, look at that, look at that.
It's going up.
I hope, listen, I was nervous to be a babysitter.
I was sitting there and I was like,
if this timer goes below a certain amount,
coming in yellow, you guys.
Get it up to 30.
Let's get up to 30.
Let's get up to 30.
If you guys have a crime, slap that crime on the table
like a big fucking cock.
So everybody that you have a big fucking dip today
is slapped that crime on the fucking table right now.
Thank you, Galmar.
Thank you, Galmar and Epoch and our, hold on,
I don't have my normal view here.
And thank you.
to you. Who's the other person? Oh hey Octo. Bye Octo. Bye Octo. Oh bye Octo. I'm just showing
them last twice. They're gone now. They're scared of you guys. Okay there we go chat.
Listen, 10 minutes. You guys can do 20, right? You guys can do 20. You guys can do 20
20 minutes easier. You guys can do 20 minutes easier.
Hey, keep it going, keep it going.
Yeah, look at that.
So you guys are getting me scared. I saw it going down the five minutes. I was scared.
Okay.
Hi, Alexa.
Hi, 30 minutes. That's like baby school stuff. 40 minutes.
Yeah, I want to, we'll start easy.
You know, we'll get a baby to welcome up to me now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you got me, you got me.
I understand, I understand.
You feel me.
We're on the same wavelength there.
We're hand shaking.
Yeah, I mean, yes, yes.
Yes, of course, of course, tipping our hats.
Uh-huh, we're touching tips for fingers.
You know, we're touching tips.
Just sort of like wiggling a little bit, yeah, I get you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I have to wiggle a little bit.
Mm-hmm, of course, of course.
Uh-huh, all right, yeah, I get you, I get you.
I'm so, I'm so proud of chat.
I'm so proud of all of you guys.
Look at this!
Look at this!
Yeah, look at that, damn!
Yo, I think we're getting mouse 15 subs
on the little number five.
Thank you so much.
It's huge, huge.
And you're meows with the one, damn, here we go.
One gang, one gang, let's go.
Love that, love that.
Well, I need some count, I need some count.
Yeah, listen, I'm about to go to the gym,
but I wanted to say that the only way
that I'm going to be able to get a PB
is if you guys raise that time.
It's on you.
The lifting is on you guys.
That's a high cost, you're gonna get a lift up to that?
Come on, you can help me.
You're gonna let me help you down.
We're all lifting together on this one.
Gifters, lifters, they rhyme, coincidence?
I don't think so.
Oh, let's go!
And shamanza82, Shinobi667, look at this!
You need to put more money on the line.
You need to listen.
You can't say, I'm gonna get a PB.
You just can't go to the gym.
Yeah, it's true.
Okay, listen, I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what.
If somebody gives 10 subs right now,
I will also give 10 subs.
Okay, I'll do it, I'll match that to you.
You're matching, you're matching, okay.
Yeah, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do 10.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Here, I'm just waiting, I'm just embracing for it.
Oh, me too.
Oh, there we go.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Show good tensives, check out.
There it is.
Wow, we went from like what like three minutes up to 20 something?
That's not fun.
No, that's pretty good, honestly.
We're kind of killing it, look at this.
How are we getting to 30?
There we go, look at that.
Oh my god, chat. Chat, if we get to 30, can I get out of it? Please, if we get to 30, you let me out of the jar. Please save me. Please.
There's only so much time I could spend in here. There's no air holes.
Look how close we are to the worm, chat. You want to see worm mouths? Look how close we are.
What's the worm mouse?
Oh, are we already past worm, actually?
Oh yeah, wait, we are. No, we're way past worm, I think.
Yeah, I miss the worm.
She's literally a worm, also.
Stay in the jar? Why do you want to keep me in the jar?
Everybody wants to keep you in the jar.
At 30 subs, they'll stay in the jar.
At 30 minutes, I'm out of the jar. At 31 minutes, I'm back in the jar and I have to fill the jar.
That's good.
Yeah, the jar gets halfway full now instead of a third of a way full.
What are you filling it with?
Don't worry about that. Just worry that it's going to get filled.
I wish I could like move a few inches away from you now, I'm just a little bit...
Yeah, too bad, we're in this together right now, we're both babysitting.
That's okay, that's okay, you know, hold hands.
Well, I'm in a jar, and I don't have hands, but I would otherwise, and also there's no air holes, so I think you're pretty safe.
I don't know, I've seen that timer at 30.
Yeah.
You're coming out of that jar.
I'm getting out of the jar.
everywhere.
There's thank you liquid everywhere.
Yeah.
Nice meeting you by the way.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, nice to meet you.
I'm in a jar.
Well, I'm octo, but I'm also in a jar.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ty, I just want you to know, this is the first time I've spoken octo and we're talking
about jars and touching tips.
It's a very sticky liquid.
It's a very 25-moment.
Yeah.
and sticky if you lick it, you know?
Did I?
That might have been me, oops.
Yeah, I didn't know it was in the jar,
but I know it's sticky.
Is it like milk?
Sort of.
I guess you could call it that.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Mm-hmm.
Listen, Chad.
Mouse needs to wake up,
and she needs to get a timer
at like 30 minutes to an hour.
Mm-hmm, yeah, yeah.
All right, let's make a 30 minute, come on.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm impatient. I'm gonna get angry. You know, I'm from Boston. Okay? Yeah, I'm gonna get angry. I need to go to bed. Yeah, I
need to go to bed. I don't feel safe until that time or is that one hour? Yeah.
Otherwise you're gonna be up all night. Oh, I'm so angry here. Oh, I'm so mad. Oh, I was not gonna
siren the other day. She didn't know what Oompi stood for, and she thought it
He stood for, ooh, mother fucker, and I've been saying that like the whole, oh my god,
gifted a sub to my Oshi, let's go.
Let's go.
Erickaizha, let's go, that's my Oshi, that's my Oshi!
Eddie, thanks for sharing the problem, and TTV, blah blah blah, thank you for giving
a sub to Matawa.
I really appreciate it, thank you so much.
I bought a Matara Booba Mouse pad at TwitchCon.
I saw it.
Wait, where are they selling going?
Are they selling?
Somebody had a whole, there was a ton of Matara stuff
at this one booth, and they had a Matara Booba Mouse pad.
And I was like, well, I gotta get that.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Raven, thank you.
I still want to get the mouse to sell it.
Looks like we're getting closer to 30 minutes, OK?
I'm getting sleepy.
Me, me, me, me.
Oh, you're a Hong Kongie, me, me?
That's face.
Yeah, I'm a Hong Kongie, me, me.
I'm a honkshoe myself. Honkshoe a sleep on that thing.
I'm trying not to yell because my roommate's working in the other room.
Right, of course.
I'm not used to talking this way. I'm nervous because I can't say bad words.
That's understandable.
Yeah, he's at his job right now. If I say a swear, he gets fired. It's a lot of stress.
Okay, okay, yeah. Don't say anything.
Don't say fuck or poop or fiddle sticks or anything like that.
Wait, fiddle sticks?
Don't try to say it.
I called someone like a dipstick before and then I heard that was bad.
Was that a bad one?
That's a pretty bad one.
I think the best insult I ever heard was randomly, because there was this point in time where everybody started to play League of Legends again,
and I was like, maybe I'll play one game of League of Legends, which is a huge mistake.
But somebody called me a sewer person and I was like that's such a good insult. I got to remember that
I don't I'm gonna be honest with you in this way heart a little bit. Yeah, I don't think it was an insult
I think it was just a descriptor
What what like just cuz I'm in a jar with a with an ambiguous sticky liquid
Like if I was in like if I was in like a video game like you would be you'd be in the sewer level
What? Like me as a person? I'm the sewer boss? Am I at least the boss?
Oh come on, that pause.
Oh mid-boss, mid-boss!
Whoa, hey.
Black orca.
I think it's the 25 for most of us on this list.
They 25? Let's go. Come on. I'm, I'm not, I'm at least the sewer boss.
Mid-boss? Really?
Do I have a life bar?
Oh my god, come on.
Oh my god, I hate it.
You have a life bar, but it's like, it's like specifically a special life bar from the mid-tier
bosses, you know, it's not like a boss bar.
Okay, do I have like a different theme or is it the same theme that's playing throughout
the level?
Um, so you get a different theme, but you come back four times throughout the game.
Okay.
No, no, no. The same theme plays every time and you don't have any different attacks.
It's the same attacks every time.
Oh, this is brutal. Holy shit.
I'll take that, I suppose.
It's better than a random goon, right?
Yeah, well actually, I don't know, like sometimes the normal endings are awesome.
Is it a word?
I'm not making it stupid.
What?
Awesome, right?
Awesome.
Hold on, I know how to get this, hold on.
Okay, okay, the type of boss that gets the cutscene will maybe be squished by the actual boss moments later.
I'll take that.
Okay, chat, listen, this is getting serious, okay?
If this isn't up to 30 minutes, I'm gonna get angry.
I'm gonna get sad, I'm gonna cry,
I'm gonna piss and shit all over the floor.
No, no, no.
We're on repeat in the same room with me, okay?
Oh my God, well, I'm in the jar,
so I'm kinda safe, but like at the same time.
I'm gonna open up that jar.
No, don't open the jar, don't touch,
do not touch, do not touch the jar.
Wow, hey, what if I open up your jar
give a little sniff no don't no don't sniff me not on stream I like this I like
this little role-play jar man well thank you oh thanks can you at least poke
some holes in lid it's we're getting very hard to breathe in here you know
what if I what if I just like open a jar and let you like fill out everywhere you
Okay, okay.
Um, uh, whew.
Well, listen, let's at least get to know each other a little more first before we skull my jar everywhere.
You know, I said role play, not erotic role play. I just want to make that clear.
I know! I think this is going in a weird place.
I'm putting my phone down, like this is too much.
Yeah, this is a lot.
Actually, we can use this as leverage.
Chad, if you want the ERP to stop, get us the time.
Yeah, if you want the ERP to stop, get it to 30 minutes.
Now.
I get into character.
I go behind you.
I give you a slap on your back, and I go...
No! Please!
Please! Chad, save me.
How do you continue?
Just spilling our jars and moving on.
I realized that I have to go to the gym before it gets too late.
I just wanted to stop in and say, you're doing so great.
You're doing so great.
Ann Steen.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, you're doing so great.
You're so great.
You're doing so great.
We'll continue later, okay?
You're a great scene partner.
You're a great scene partner.
I appreciate that.
I really appreciate that.
Great role player.
Shake your hands, shake your hands.
Yeah, shake your hands.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, take care of them and I'll see you in an hour.
Yeah, I'll see you, I'll see you really later.
Bye everybody.
I miss my role play partner.
I'm all alone, I'm all alone with you guys.
So, listen, you guys gonna get this up to an hour,
okay, I can't, I would yell at you right now,
but if I yell, my roommate gets fired from his job,
So I have to do like this little quiet whisper talk.
And my mic is like really loud.
I'm all alone.
You guys, you guys are scary.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
Listen, you guys had a high train.
This is a good time.
Get that shit up.
Level 10 high train.
Come on.
Where's that a level?
Listen, level 11.
Oh, you motherfucker.
Wait, can I swear?
Wait, yeah, of course I can swear.
It's an iron mouse.
OK.
Listen, Kat, get that back up to 30 minutes.
Come on.
Get it back up to 30 minutes.
30 minutes right now.
I'll cut you a deal.
I'll cut you a deal.
I'm out of deals, honestly.
I don't have my leverage anymore.
I don't have my ERP, your gym partner anymore.
This is so sad.
The deal is, Mal's takes up half a year
because she sees she has an hour.
OK.
There we go.
Look at that.
Galmars put in fucking work.
You know, this is story time.
Only stories are like bad stories.
Like, bad in the sense that like I probably shouldn't tell them.
I grew up, I grew up, listen,
I was a bad kid growing up, okay?
I was a bad, bad kid growing up.
Tell them.
Which one can I tell?
Which one can I tell?
I don't wanna tell like any bad stories on the mouse
or can you sing?
My talents are sitting in my room and whining.
Those are my two talents.
Oh, Boston Slang from Sushi Dog.
I don't know.
But what do you guys wanna know, huh?
You know how we talk about remote controls?
You know remote controls?
You call them quickest.
20 subs that get insulted.
Oh, fuck, what do I say to somebody?
A story time at 100 subs?
Uh-oh, you can do that.
I don't know what I tell you guys, though.
I have to pick these carefully.
I don't want mouse to get in trouble.
I was a bad kid growing up.
I was a bad kid growing up.
I'm fucking tired, you guys.
OK, embarrassing story?
All right, chat, listen.
If you get the timer and a 25, I
will tell the most embarrassing story I have.
I told it a couple times, but I have a really, really
embarrassing story about my middle school childhood so 25 minutes that and then
listen you get us the more you get another one because there's two there's two
parts to this okay part one I'm tick-tock story parting you you gotta you
gotta you gotta get a scroll for part two I just I don't think I'm gonna get
through an hour guys I just need to get to an hour I can't sleep well knowing
if it's not an hour or not if it's not in an hour I'm not happy you should
You should part two to three only in an hour.
Mmm, I could do that, I could do that.
I don't, listen, I have, I can insult people.
I can insult people.
Do people, like, why do people insult?
Are you guys like freaks or something?
I thought you were normal.
I thought you were normal fucking people.
Okay, listen, I can't swear though.
I can swear though.
I don't get my roommate in trouble.
I have the whisperer.
I have the whisperer if I want to say like,
The Boston Tea Tabs.
The Boston Tea Tabs.
So if you guys were going to Boston, okay?
Why am I always talking? Why do you guys always think you can talk about Boston?
Okay, listen. In Boston, guys, okay?
You know how, like, we threw the British, like, out of our state,
and then threw the tea into the water?
Okay. Listen.
And A stinkin' Boston has a black tap underneath you twist that and it turns into the tea tap.
And what that does is if you turn on the hot water on your sink, you get fresh tea from
the harbor.
And every four for July, we throw tea into the harbor to restore the tea tap.
So if you guys are ever in like a Boston hotel, just open up the bottom cupboard
and like twist that black little tap you see.
pretty good it's pretty good it's hard to stop edging me get to get the shit the
30 minutes right now I'm pissed off I'm sleepy I'm so sleepy
so any siren in here sirens gonna sit hold on I'm an out siren right now we're
siren a boba there's no against you no trust me just trust me no I don't like
I'm getting onto your side for you guys, okay?
Okay, listen, I can insult you guys, but they're really bad, okay?
I have to limit myself, you'll buy. Thank you for reading Malzah's stream.
Oh, you had a wonderful time. Thank you so much.
Xbeer, thank you for the 10, 1000, is that 1000 bits? Thank you for the 1000 bits.
You have to get insulting to putting something on your shirt.
Sure, I'll do that.
I'll fucking do that.
Why are you guys masochistic?
I'm starting to get a little bit like, I'm starting to get a little bit scared of you
guys.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm a little intimidated.
Why do you want to get insulted?
What do you mean, what do you mean?
Why do you want to get insulted?
Mouse is just sleeping, look at her sleep.
I know the old ad I just sleep with when I open, she sleeps with both eyes open.
She sleeps with both eyes, oh, she closed them when I said that, that was scary.
Never mind, she sleeps with both eyes closed.
No.
Typical, that's, that, I would not want to do that.
I can't say something nice about New York City.
That's like pulling fucking tapes.
That's like pulling tapes.
What can I say nice about New York City?
It's a tracking with GCC a little weird.
here at least you know Alicia has a tracking hookup when she's sleeping maybe
if you were just like shut off her phone and leave
nags is there me and nags have a truce actually me and nags have a truce I call
him New York and I call he calls me Boston okay I was really sad I didn't
get the mute switch on so I get to say hello to him what about the Yankees
Everybody hates the fucking Yankees. Even New Yorkers hate the fucking Yankees.
Getting nags in here? I don't know if he's up, dude. I just came in here. I wasn't gonna come in here, but I saw the timer getting low and you guys were scaring me.
So, I came in the yellow here. I came in the yellow here. You guys alone in the timer get too low, you're scaring me.
uh... before you know that i checked the time to see if i can see it
you know how to act
i actually can't
if i talk louder than this my roommate gets into my roommates on
he does like
phone calls in the other room
and i don't want to get fired from the job
because he is a colleague it's not even get fired
you get the weird whispery may okay
that's no
i'm not a dad
you want to do you want to
You want to tell a dad joke?
I got one dad joke.
All right, chat.
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
It's a really good joke about pizza.
OK.
Never mind.
It's too cheesy.
Abraham, thank you for the five-eats-of-sauce or mousy.
Let's go.
How was that?
Too cheesy?
Was that good?
That was my one. That's my one, okay. That's my one. That's my one, you guys.
Listen, chat. Maybe. Okay, maybe. You can use the timers.
If she wakes up with one hour, think about how happy she'll be.
Think about that happy mouse.
I'm killing you. I'm killing you. I don't care about anything else. I'm gonna shit about anything else.
I- my program is just get fat fucking guys.
Listen to me, can you guys see that thing with our smile?
It doesn't- there is no, like-
Oh, he's running? I gotta go!
Nope, it's just-
Well chat, come back.
Don't let German kill you like that, that's not fair.
Listen to me, I'm gonna get a drink, okay?
I got myself- you hear that?
You heard that? That was a diet coke.
I got myself a diet coke.
Chat, listen, that shit needs to get to 30 minutes otherwise I'm gonna cry.
I need to fucking sleep, guys.
I need to- I thought this was easier.
I thought this was easier, I didn't fucking sleep.
Waffle, waffle, thank you so much.
How many soda cans on my desk right now?
I only have two, including the one I just opened, okay?
I'm being good today, I'm being good today.
And reptile, reptile, thank you so much for 20,
but go fuck yourself, okay?
You are, you are, okay?
If you look in the space, okay?
Look in between the stars because even that is brighter than your future.
That little dark space in between the stars, that's even brighter than your future.
Okay? Good luck.
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I love you, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Don't make me say bad things.
Don't make me say bad things.
Don't make me say bad things.
I feel bad.
I feel bad.
I feel that was not...
But you clearly love saying bad things.
That's because...
You know what? I'll tell you when you're older.
I'll tell you when you're fucking older, okay?
You're too young. You're too young.
Sam.
Sam. Sam.
You know?
Oh.
This is a tough one, Sam.
You know? What can I say to Sam?
Let me think about your name.
Were you born in 98?
You're getting old, bro.
You're getting fucking old.
I'm serious.
Pat, you know, I just, I used my Atomic Bomb already.
I used my Atomic Bomb already.
Listen, Sam, you're a limp-wristed sausage jockey.
You're a limp-wristed sausage jockey, okay?
I'm gonna take a drink, all right?
Chad, it's okay.
I'm getting home, too.
I realized that all the, I realized that all the, like, a lot of, like, the,
the people that watch VTubers, they're fucking old.
Just like me, we're getting old.
We're getting fucking old, okay?
Okay, I like that, I like that 15 minutes.
Let's get that to 20.
Let's get that to 20.
No, I'm 25.
I'm 25.
Some people, some people think I'm older than 25.
Some people think I'm older than 25,
but like, I'm not that old.
I'm getting old, but I'm not that old, you know?
I feel like, OK, actual old is like 60 plus.
Actual old is 60 plus, like 50 years, 40 years.
Those are like, I feel like that's your prime time.
That's when you don't give a shit anymore
and you just live your fucking life.
The 50s and 60s, those are the best years.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm looking forward to it, OK?
I tell people, I'm looking forward to my high years.
I want to drink wine and be like it.
Kind of like, you know, I feel like Mada is like my wine
on inspiration.
OK.
Mada is like my wine on inspiration.
Can't check it.
That showed up to 20.
Right now, you guys are edging me.
Stop edging me, please.
I'm so sleepy.
I'm so sleepy.
Can't you know how sleepy I am?
Can't you hear how sleepy I am?
It's for charity.
You're going to let me sleep for charity, guys.
Think about it.
You guys want me to go to bed right here?
I'm sleepy here.
Come on, chat.
You don't want to drag this out until August back, you know?
You want to get this up to an hour.
Guys, I have bad news, OK?
I have bad news.
You're going to get this up to an hour,
and then you're going to have this up to four hours.
Because siren is busy until four hours from now.
It's just me.
No auntie siren tonight, so you have to read that timer.
That's the best.
You guys, I'm going to fall asleep at my desk.
I did not want to fall asleep.
I've done that.
I haven't had the habit of falling asleep.
I had, like, my desk a lot, so I do not want to fall asleep.
So you need to get that shit up to an hour.
I know Boba, I can know Boba, I'm Boba, I'm Boba, Aunt May, you know that's the first
time I got called Aunt May, usually people call me like little sister and it's like
fucked up, that's no babysitting me, I don't like how like like linked up you guys are,
you guys are all linked up, she says it better I know, she's the Boba Queen, she
says I'm Boba, I'm Boba, it's not the same I know guys, I can't, I can't
replace her. I can't replace her. I'm like, I'm like, she bobas and I am boba. All right,
child, listen. Don't you want to hear that embarrassing story? It's really, it's chat.
It is the most cringe story I have. You guys will, this is like scarring my, my life when
I say this. This is like scarring my life when I say this. That like, I don't know
I don't know how to tell you guys how bad that story is.
It is so absolutely horrifically bad.
It is the most cringy story ever.
I appreciate babysitting in my bag.
I love all of us.
So if you guys get, OK, if you guys get 15 more minutes
on that timer, 14 minutes on the timer,
I will tell that story.
It's worse than the dog food story.
It's worse than the dog food story.
I'll tell part one and part two.
Chat, listen, I've eaten pebbles.
I've eaten rocks.
I've eaten dog treats.
You know, Haruka called me a dog treating whore.
That's because I actually eat dog treats.
I've done it before.
OK, I'm a freak.
I'm a certified freak, OK?
So listen, if I say this story is much weirder and worse
I mean it. Jimzie, thank you for the 10. What a fucking gigachat. What do you admit this?
I mean, I'm about to say like, I have like a really embarrassing, bad story. It's like a literal new chat.
That's how bad it is. Thank you so much, Jimzie. You need to hear that story. Think about that story.
I can't keep the funny. Don't defend me. Make me worse.
Fish and dog food? I think can and sad dog food, sad cat food and dog, dry dog food.
Think about it chat, think about it. Look at me worse than that.
Okay, let me change the tactics.
Please chat, please. Please, so you really want to hear the story. Please chat.
Get the timer up to 15 minutes, 25 minutes, come on. Please. Please, please, just get that timer up your mouth, please.
Please, please, please, pretty please, the sprinkles on top.
Pretty please with our, pretty please with like apple,
crisp, caramel, sprinkles, cherries on top.
Please, please, slap that fucking prime on the table
right now, just start it, do it, do it.
I'm pressuring you, do it.
You can still see it now, tell us then,
if you all give the one sub, okay?
Listen, if you all take, I think, wait, hold on.
Give sub chat around sale, right?
The five gift that the sub, 10 gift that the sub's around sale.
But if you guys all give a tier one sub,
a singular tier one sub, I re-single one of you chat.
Let's put that in perspective for you, OK?
That is chat.
OK, are you guys ready?
That is a lot of time.
I think I did the math wrong.
I think that's a lot of time.
That's a lot of time, that's like 21 hours.
You guys can get this up to 21 hours.
There you go, see one sub, one sub, look at that.
It's working.
Thank you, Hito and Lepardo Snow.
I have the sexy of everything, Caden,
and who should see him?
Perghias and Stem Phoenix and Reptile
and my chat just rolled down,
I'm gonna cry and Mr. Brick and Svalty
and Shinobi, look at that chat, one sub,
Just one sub.
That's right.
That's just too many key pop tats.
Baker's finished there.
Let's fucking go.
I'm praying.
Look at that, one sub, chat, one sub.
It makes it big that you guys just did 15 subs right there
all together.
Cool.
What's that word, cumulatively?
Cumulatively?
I think so.
I almost said something else.
Look at that, see?
Rondo.
Orox city?
Hold on, is anyone going to have a sub in chat?
I'm going to snipe somebody.
I'm gonna try to snipe somebody.
Freak out, turn on your stuff, let's fucking go,
and foul with the 50 gifted.
Holy shit, let's fucking go raise that fucking timer.
See Todd, that's all you gotta do.
What a fucking giga-chat.
Keeping this stuff with on alive,
getting closer for me to be able to go to sleep.
And Elegant, thank you so much,
and Melo and Tyler and everybody.
Thank you so much.
I didn't sleep, by the way, I didn't sleep.
my throat's all full of fucking, fucking phlegm.
Sorry, I didn't bed time, I didn't tell the story.
And a real ceiling.
Thank you so much for the fact that the mousey lets fucking go.
Look at all these little giga-chats in chat.
Holy shit.
Are we at 25 with this?
I don't know if we're at 25 yet.
Oh, refoo with the five gift, let's go, which have us so close at 25.
Don't you hear this story?
This story chat is really bad.
My middle school, I was one of the most cringy kids in middle school, okay?
Quiet, new, and starling, let's fucking go guys.
You fasted up for a mousey year, remember this is your charity and mousey year.
Think about it chat, think about it.
You're getting a charity, you're helping people, that's cool fucking shit, that's
good shit.
This isn't a story that could make me enter crime.
I do have a few of those.
Let's go Tyler.
Thank you so much.
Let's fucking go guys.
I can't swear.
Thank you.
Listen, there's a couple of stories I won't tell on Mouses Dream because they're kind
of bad.
Righteous and rentail.
Let's fucking go.
You guys are getting closer.
We're getting closer.
Actually, can you stop gifting for a couple of minutes?
Just edge it a little bit longer.
I don't want to have to tell the story yet. I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
I'm not ready to tell the story, you guys. It's that bad.
It's really...
You guys are gonna, like, fringe out me.
It's gonna be really bad.
It's a really bad story.
It's a really bad story, you guys.
It's so bad.
I'm actually...
Dirty!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
You, you...
You bitch-ass bitch!
Thank you, yes, bitch!
Hehehehehe.
How was that? Was that a good one?
I've been hurting the insults. I think I owe a couple mo-
Oh, it's 25 minutes.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright chat, listen.
I'm gonna tell you a story. Okay.
I thought my middle school year.
This happened in sixth grade.
So in sixth grade...
In sixth grade,
I was put into special ed for a couple of years.
So in sixth grade, I was put into special ed.
And I was a weird kid.
My frontal lobe wasn't developed.
And to give you guys an idea of how I was as a person,
I was really big into Naruto.
And I used to own a Naruto headband and another Aka
a stuckey jacket. Just to put that in perspective, and I used to do that in my classes, this
isn't the cringe part of the story yet. This is just a painting of picture, okay? This
is the painting of picture. I'd also wear those big fuzzy arm warmer thingies. This
is the painting of picture, okay? So when I enjoy the special ed, or rather when I
put in special ed in the sixth grade. I would go out on the playground and I used to pretend
to be a werewolf. I used to pretend to be a werewolf and I would try to run around and
bite people. Right? Well, I started telling the other special ed kids in my class that
I was a werewolf and they all believed me and I was their PAC leader. I was the leader
of the special ed kids in sixth grade, okay?
Okay, and we used to stroll around and like chase people on the playground.
Well, it got so bad, it got so bad that they gave me a helmet when I went out and raced us
because they thought I was genuinely going to hurt myself and other people.
So I'd have to go and collect my helmet before I went out and recess and it was really embarrassing, right?
It was really embarrassing and
so
Yeah, it was a it was a it was a safety helmet
because I I was a danger to myself and others is what they said that was the best that would say said and
This it got really bad and I ended up getting banned from recess, so I had to stay inside and
And I used to make up stories with my special ed friend
on the, because you guys know about the short bus,
that's a real thing.
I rode on the tiny-ass bus, and they would pick me up.
They would pick me up and drop me off in the bus.
And I would talk with my special ed friend
about being a werewolf in the middle of the night.
I would talk about the pack, running the pack,
being a PAC leader in the middle of the night.
So if you guys want to use that for anything,
Annel, whatever, that is my most cringe story.
That is my most cringe story.
It was so bad.
It was so bad.
I remember chat, there's a part two to this story.
There's a part two to this story.
So I'm going to take talk part, you guys.
If you get the 35 minutes, I'll tell you part two.
I'll tell you part two, because in seventh grade,
it's a heart-wrenching ending.
It's a heart-wrenching story.
It's an attack leader.
It's a heart-wrenching story.
I feel like a therapist right now.
It's OK.
I'm over it.
I'm over it, you know?
I'm over it.
So you're kidding.
The play pretend that it wasn't pretend to me?
It was pretend that went too far,
because I actually chased kids in the playground.
And I did omit this, and I will confess this to you guys.
I, you know, I talked about the helmet.
The reason I got the helmet is because I headbutted a kid
and bit his arm, and I got a weak lung suspension.
I got a weak lung suspension.
And I used to run with my arm.
Imagine me running back, lifting arms back,
behind my bed and headbutting a kid,
because that's what I did.
I knew it was fake but, you know, that's me basing it had been on purpose.
They thought I got a concussion.
I didn't get a concussion.
Well, it wasn't the anime that did it.
It was, oh my god.
It was this fan fiction I read where Naruto is a werewolf on Archive of our own.
And I read that and I was like, I want to be a werewolf so I can be with my boyfriend
because I thought Naruto was my boyfriend in school, like kind of, I had a big crush on
Naruto.
And I thought that was really cool.
I wasn't like a real person until like eighth grade when my frontal lobe developed and I'm
like, what am I doing with my life?
I think it's me as well.
You know, it's just my frontal love kind of developed.
So if you guys want to hear part two of that story, the sad ending, I'm putting up at 35 minutes.
35 minutes.
I'm pulling a TikTok part two.
I'm pulling a TikTok because there is a part two of the story that is very sad.
Let's say it's a little less embarrassing though.
I would say it's a little less embarrassing.
I have more stories I can tell you guys.
You gotta do it slow.
I can't just jump to 40.
You know, VK, think for the fuck of this is a melty.
Let's go.
We're getting closer.
If you guys say this anywhere outside of this channel,
by the way, I will fucking gut you like a bitch.
I will fucking gut you like a bitch.
I didn't even think it was a prime sub.
Let's fucking go.
Alex's edging me.
Alex's edging me.
So I'm edging chat back.
Edge for edge chat, okay?
Edge for edge.
It's edge for edge, okay?
You edge me and I edge you.
Okay, it's fair, it's fair.
Yeah, part two chat, part two.
I'm tick-talking you, I'm tick-
you know those like tick-talk stories
on your phone when you get part two?
Oh, you're the one, thank you for the fact
that this is in L.C., let's go!
Yeah, chat loves edging, you edge me.
I edge you, we edge each other.
It's a little, it's a little, it's a little,
It's a little edge for edge.
This is my turn to edge you guys.
I'm not doing you for the story.
Yeah, you know, a little edge for edge action.
You know, you edged me on earlier, so I'm going to edge you guys, OK?
Please, chat, please.
Ready, please.
Don't you want to hear that?
Think about the TikTok.
This is one of those TikTok stories you can't get.
This is one of those TikTok stories you can't get.
Oh, it sounds like you know she's wiggling.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, it's my loud ash ear and my loud ass voice through the microphone.
Also, famous and insult chat, listen, I'm sorry, I'll do my best to insult you, but I ran out of insults, honestly.
Also, I'm limited, I'm limited, I don't want to use my ear.
I got a big fat fucking arsenal, you know, I got a big fat clip, arsenal, and I don't know if I can use it all on you guys right away.
Chat, listen, if Miles wakes up, if Miles wakes up,
my ass could not tell the story in front of her, OK?
My ass could not tell the story in front of her,
so you better get it now or never.
You better get it now or never.
Chat, listen, I'm having like a, like a, like a, like,
you know, like, see her wiggle around
and then like feeling like, oh my god,
If I have to tell this cringe story and she hears it,
my chest is like tightening.
I can't confront my friend with that.
I can't see that.
That'd be awful.
So just get that shit to 50 minutes.
Or was it 40 minutes?
35 minutes.
Really, really 15-way chat.
Really 15-way.
A fat nothing.
A fat prime stuff right now, slothin' on the table.
She's not listening.
There's no way she's fucking listening to me.
Pat, come on, think about this story.
Did you hear this bad ending?
What happened to the pack, my wolf pack?
Don't you know about the wolf pack?
Don't you know what happened to the wolf pack?
There is a story to this, because I developed
my frontal lobe before I didn't have a frontal lobe
lobe and then an eighth grade all of a sudden all of a sudden my frontal lobe
developed high and I became a normal person I became a fucking normal person
I promise you well okay let's not go that far I became a thought you know like
I was able to think I was able to think I could think of a
match and so like you know maybe this were all stuff is a little bit weird so
I'm not a thought, I'm not like a hope.
Okay, I'm not a hope.
Stop, please! Pretty please. Pretty please!
Please, please, please, come on, please.
Please, please.
Pretty please with sprinkles on top of a double-fudge sundae and bananas on top.
Please, please.
Oh, I'm gonna get mad.
Do you know how hard it is to be quiet?
Not today, Satan. Not today.
Look at that.
Look at that.
I'll get that in there for the 10 gifted subs.
Listen, you get half an insult.
Okay?
You kind of really...
There you go, you get half of it.
You know what I'm gonna say.
Little Mika's taking the five gifted subs.
Okay?
You know what I'm gonna say?
It'll make us think of the five good things to mouth you, let's fucking go.
Now that's what I was saying.
If you guys don't hear that story, it's 35 minutes.
Listen chat, you're 18 minutes.
You're 18 minutes and 20 seconds now.
18 minutes and 30 seconds, listen.
Listen, okay?
If you get that up, it only takes, like, what, 17 more minutes?
You guys need 17 minutes.
What's my worst ever nightmare?
Hmm, if you get up to 20, I'll tell you.
I have this, if you get up to 20, I'll tell you because it's really scary and spooky, and I don't want to scare Miles.
Still get nightmares. I still get nightmares. I can't get a mouse a nightmare.
Chow, listen.
Well, let's, let's fake it. You guys want to start a train?
You guys want to start a little train together? Check this out. Check this out. Make a little train.
Make a little train look like it looks like a little train make a little train one sub each one sub each
Make a little train. It's not easy
One sub each. Let's go make a little train. I said it's train not a fucking bus
Thank you so much. Thank you for the 10 gift. It's not the mousey. Let's go
That look at that
Beautiful beautiful
Think of all the all the nice people that this has been go to for charity think about it
think about it. You could be, your money right now is getting sent into the
internet and it could be going down to save funds live, like, like what? Any time
in the now and the future your money could be used to help save somebody. Is that
cool, isn't it awesome? You're helping people out, chat. You're helping people out with this, okay?
Thank you so much for getting us a substance and we'll go, I should know
We'll be on air then and we're really close to doing the Nightmare and Chat.
We're going to hear the Nightmare and then we're also...
Oh, okay.
You guys are here in the Nightmare.
And then Chat, listen, you have 15 more minutes.
15 more minutes.
If you get that to 35, you get part two.
Sorry, Chat.
I got the hiccups today.
I got the hiccups.
I think you're going to be like, oh, looking away from my mic.
I got the hiccups.
All right.
You guys want to hear a spooky story?
Okay.
So I was going to say a nightmare, but do you guys hear a nightmare or like a real scary story?
An actual really scary story. Nightmare is a scary story. Let me know, let me know, okay?
Let me know. Can you switch back, I think? Why is this in here? Why not both?
I could do both. Okay, well, so I'll tell you guys the nightmare first.
So I had a nightmare chat where I was like, I was in my room, but I was like, walk to my bed.
He doesn't sleep paralysis. I had like sleep paralysis and I was in my bed, right?
And I looked over at my curtains so I could move my eyes. I looked over the curtains
and I saw like a face pressing through the curtains, pressing through the curtains.
And then I saw this black shadow figure with bright,
glowing, red eyes looking in front of me.
And then I woke up.
That was the scariest nightmare I've ever had,
because it was so real.
Because when I woke up, I was looking in the same position.
I was looking in the same position.
It was so scary.
I'll tell you my real scariest story, OK?
Because I have a real scary story, OK?
So when I was a kid, my dad wasn't really home a lot.
I was home alone a lot.
That wasn't home a lot.
I was home alone a lot.
I was sitting down on my couch, right?
And I go to my bedroom.
I put on my headphones, and I play games for like a couple hours.
I was staying up late at night.
And I was sitting down on my chair.
And I'm talking to my friends.
And I hear my friends saying in the background,
yo, Mayor, what's that door rattling noise?
And I said, what do you mean?
So I stand up, right?
And I pull off one of my earphones and listen.
And I hear what sounds like a doorknob jiggling, right?
And I'm like, oh, maybe this is my dad, right?
I go to look behind me.
And the bedroom door that we never used was slowly opening.
And as I look around chat, like behind me,
it slams shut, like really fast.
It slams shut and goes, bam, door slams shut.
So I can book it downstairs.
I've never ran that fast in my life.
Sorry if my voice is not,
that's God, like I love flooding my through today.
I look down the stairs and I sit down on the couch
and I grab my dog and go in the kitchen.
I grab a flashlight and a knife.
I put the flashlight in my mouth and turn it on.
And then I grab a knife and my dog.
And I go to drag my dog upstairs and she sits down.
At the bottom of the step, she sits down.
She will not go up the stairs.
She's scared.
I drag her up the stairs.
And then she lays down in the middle of the floor.
And then she would not get close to this door.
Now, chat, listen.
I ain't a little baby bitch.
I went into the bedroom door that Sam shut.
And I opened it up.
And then I kicked it open my foot.
I have the flashlight in the left hand
and my knife in the right hand, and I'm looking around.
The lights are on.
It's a mess in there.
The TV's on, right?
And it's just like, it's completely dead silent.
I step in the room, and I'm hit with this cold, heavy air.
And it feels like someone's going to kill me.
Like someone's behind me.
I'm going to stab me.
So I say, I'm sorry.
I turn off the TV.
I turn off the light.
I back into the room and close the door.
And I stayed down in the living room for the rest
of the night with my dog.
That's my scary story that happened to me.
I don't know if it was ghosts or like I was just
being a baby or whatever happens, happens.
Do you guys believe in the paranormal?
I don't know.
Paranormal is a little bit.
It's always, it's always, I like to believe in it,
just like, because it makes me happy to think about,
like, that it could be something cool out there, right?
I like to believe in it, you know?
Hi guys, hello.
Yes, no?
First video?
I believe in it, right?
I believe in it.
I mean, it like, also depends on where you're from, too,
because like, I'm kind of superstitious myself,
but I like the stories, that's true.
I like this, like, even when I don't believe
some of the stories, like,
guys, I fucking love, like, Bigfoot.
I don't know if he's real, but I love people that say like,
I saw a big fucking like a gorilla in the woods.
And it was eating trees.
Pat, you guys gotta hurry up.
You guys are edging me too hard.
This is unfair.
This is unfair.
This is unfair.
I'm falling asleep, Pat.
Well, anything in this episode of First Time
I saw that Colonel Ackman didn't sleep for a week.
Dude, I swear to God, that movie scared me.
That movie scared me.
I had nightmares that an evil lady
was gonna be in my TV and kill me.
Yeah, listen.
Just sleep, things don't start and finish.
Which I told you, I can't sleep close on an hour.
I can't sleep close on an hour.
If the shit's not on an hour, I can't sleep.
I need to sleep.
Okay?
I need to sleep, I need to sleep, but I can't sleep knowing that mouse, that mouse's
sub-a-thon can end.
I need a big gap, okay?
I need to feel good.
I need to feel good about going, I need to feel good about going, me, me, me, me.
You know, I need to feel good about that.
Think about mouse waking up with an hour left in the timer.
You're in for a long while.
Eventually I will, I will have to, half hour.
Eventually, I will have to tap out.
I'm imagining you guys with that second story.
I'm imagining you guys are going to get that.
I'm stretching my legs out.
Listen, chat, listen.
I'm trying to put a purple mic.
I'm sorry, I was drinking entire coke,
and I don't want a purple mic.
It's an edge off.
It's an edge off.
Listen.
Listen, OK?
Chat, listen.
It's an edge for edge, OK?
Edge for Edge.
I might cut down the sleep for 35 minutes.
I don't know if I can make it tap.
35 minutes tap.
35 minutes.
I'll be happy.
I can go to bed easily if you have
mastered 35 minutes.
I need somebody.
I need a fall guy.
I need a backup guy.
I need someone to bounce my on Hinge Dog self of.
Where's Jarman?
Where's Jarman?
I like Jarman.
I got the I want to ear a pee with Jarman.
Call Froggy.
Froggy is busy.
Froggy is busy.
Everybody is busy.
It's 2 PM.
Everybody is busy.
Sorry, I hadn't fluffed my throat.
Oh, trust me, I tried.
I tried it, yeah, I've been having fluff in my throat.
It's one of those days.
It's one of those days.
Listen, chat, listen.
You're something on Ticket Place, OK?
You're something on Ticket Place.
You get people plasma and shit like that, too?
That shit's good.
That shit's good.
I've never used it myself.
Well, I think once I did in the hospital,
but I've been using it myself, but a lot of people
with some sort of disorders and stuff like that,
they use it, so you should do it.
You should do it.
And that's the thing about looking in the story.
I'm sorry, you can go to bed.
I wanna go to bed.
I wanna go to bed.
I'm sleepy, okay?
I'm sleepy.
I'm sleepy.
Think about it.
Think about a good fat nap.
No sleep yet, not yet.
Oh, no, Tat wants me gone.
This is fucked up.
This is fucked up.
My eyes are wide open.
I want to see you guys as much as you're watching me.
Okay?
Look, I'm going to put you guys in my main monitor now, okay?
Now I'm really lucky watching you.
We still love you, even you're a rock eater, a wolf pack, and a Naruto runner.
Okay, I want to clarify something.
I want to clarify something because you guys are kind of, we keep saying rock, okay?
I didn't eat a rock. I ate a pebble. I ate a pebble. A pebble is not the same as a rock, okay?
A pebble is smaller than a rock. A pebble is a small rock. That doesn't work that. It doesn't work like that.
No, no, a pebble is a pebble.
A pebble is a pebble.
You don't say, you know, like, when I say rock,
when I say rock, I think you think big.
When I say pebble, you think small, okay?
I didn't eat a fucking rocker.
Let's go, Virgo, let's eat something healthy.
Let's go.
This is the thing I don't eat pizza at a site.
Well, yeah, no, no, this is the coolest thing you didn't set up.
I didn't eat a whole pizza, a whole pizza.
You ate stone. See, I think it's like a stone.
Well, even then, like a stone is big.
Okay, a stone is actually you're measuring, like, implement.
This is what a bubble is.
A small, circular, semi-circular
thought of rock that is less than the size of your thumbnail.
Okay.
Okay.
It's a tiny, it's a tiny, really small, really small.
Why did I eat a fucking rock?
It doesn't change anything?
I can edge you guys, I can edge you guys.
Check this out.
Okay, anyways.
Thank you so much for the Prime Stuff.
Cust, yippee!
Guys, remember this is for mouse and charity.
This is for mouse and charity.
We'll start in a one-gifted subtree.
You guys like those?
I wouldn't give this sub-train, you guys like those, you guys like those a lot.
I mean, I'm falling asleep.
I'm going to part two a chat to the really, really thin story.
As a general rule, geologists receive all stones as pebbles as rocks,
but not all rocks are considered stones or pebbles.
This is...no, sizes matter.
Size matters, okay?
Size matters to me.
Thank you so much.
Next, Chef Sony 7 for the 5th of the 7th house.
You let's fucking go.
It's really hot.
I'm stripping.
OK, give me a second.
Think about it, Chat.
More mouse charity.
I'm taking out my hoodie.
It's fucking hot in my room.
OK, I'm not actually stripping.
Listen, guys, you guys don't think about this.
Mouse is here.
OK?
Mouse is here.
You guys need to make sure she makes up with one hour.
Sorry, Chat.
A pebble is average, right?
What is it like? Two inches? That's average. Two inches is average. Average pebble size?
Two inches is pretty average for a pebble, right? Two inches is average for a pebble.
What do you think? Two inches? Okay, maybe three inches is average for a pebble.
You guys got me.
Oh, listen. I'm getting sleepy.
That's quite a large pebble. Okay, so two inches. Okay, so two inches is a normal size pebble.
Can you name the three types of rocks?
OK, you have grain for a grain of sand or a grain of glass
or a grain of metal.
And then you have pebble for a pebble.
And then you have rock for a rock chat, OK?
And then you have boulder for a boulder, OK?
Boulder for a boulder.
Think about it.
OK, may it's rolling.
No, that's how it works.
That's how it fucking works.
Nobody calls it a pebble or a rock.
They say pebble.
Hehehehehe.
I ate a pebble.
It's different.
You guys know.
A pebble is a pebble.
They're all rocks, but like a rock is a rock, right?
A rock is a rock.
It's different.
If I say someone, guys, if I said I ate a rock, how big
would you think you would be?
And then if I say I ate a pebble, how big do you
think that would be?
Super.
With the five gift itself, it's fucking cold.
Get the pack up to 35 minutes right now.
Otherwise, I'm gonna be pissed.
You guys have to do that right now.
Right now, I'm getting...
Oh, grrr, I'm so angry.
Grrr, I'm so angry.
See, that's my anger.
That's my anger.
That's the sigh of anger.
Or a sigh of tiredness.
I'm really tired.
I was the last resort.
I was in here.
I saw nobody was coming in for 10 minutes.
I had to save the day.
Annie was there before me.
I'm here after Annie.
Who was gonna be there after me?
me what if there's nobody I'd play with the tier one so let's go yeah I am a
grumpy I am grumpy I was nervous to stop by I was
nervous to stop by you guys mouse comes mouse kept yelling in the server she's
like don't be nervous don't be nervous but I'm a baby okay I'm a baby I'm a
baby and I have a brain then chat listen I'll tell you guys a story okay
Since you've been so good you've been so gonna keep you the time around. I'll tell you guys a story, okay?
It's a small story
But I asked my on fear because as a joke I said hey on fear how many times as I dropped on my head as a kid
She looks at me and she like she's like oh
like at least seven times that I saw
And I said
What do you mean? Like are you joking and she said no your mother dropped you seven times on the head
When I saw you like from what I saw so there's probably more times that I fell on my head and I can prove that it's at least a chat because I
Throwing up as if I was a toddler and I was I was up by the staircase
And I rolled down the stairs and landed head first
And my neck was bent weirdly and my mom freaked out that I broke my neck
But then I rolled up giggled and walked away after falling down the stairs, and this was like a like 12
This is a 12 step chat. So like I'm probably I probably have like, you know
I probably had a late development to my front alone and that explains the wear-all stuff. Who knows guys?
Suddenly I became an eighth grade. I became a normie. I became a fucking normie
Think about it
Think about it. I
I do have a thick skull. I do. You guys didn't hear my skull? Hold on. I'll knock on my skull, okay?
If you guys get the timer back up to 10 minutes, I'll knock on my skull.
I'm running out of things to leverage your chat, okay?
Listen, you want to hear how tough my skull is? You want to hear how rock solid my skull is?
10 minutes. 10 minutes, I'll knock on my skull. It's a little ASMR. It's a little ASMR.
So I'm asking my life, I might get brain damage or something, okay?
You don't want to know that, okay?
We're at the bartering stage.
Listen, actually, I'm a fox, and foxes work off of trading and bartering, okay?
I get something, but in this way, it's actually mouse is getting something,
and you guys get something.
That's a deal.
That's a deal guys. That's a deal. All right, so
I mean it listen I
Can't leave you so much. I'm a fucking picture
I'm a picture. I can't do much as a picture who am I?
I'm just a I'm the person that's running at the time around the 35 minutes
So get that time around the 35 minutes right now
Nobody else
Derek, look at that fucking giga-chat, five giga-stuffs, let's go. Another 50 seconds, look at that.
Come on, right here, right here, come on.
Come on chat, listen, 10 minutes.
I knocked on my soul.
Is that timer go before like below a minute chat?
I'm gonna, I can't, there we go.
Nolan with the 50 giga-
with the 50 giga-stuffs, not giga-stuffs.
Thank you so much for giving 50 subs amounts.
50 cents a month, and Virgo is a tiny giga-chad, so let's go, guys!
Look at those giga-chads, look at those fucking giga-chads.
Holy shit.
My dog came to visit. All right, get out of here.
Okay, here we go, chat. I'm going to bump my head. Are you guys ready?
Wait, is that tiny yet? I gotta wait to see. I gotta switch to a C-Pen.
Okay, it's definitely a pen.
Can you guys hear that? That's my thick skull.
That's my thick fucking skull.
I think I'm dizzy after that.
Another 50 get the sunset rodeo, let's go!
Child, listen.
Thank you so much, reporting mouse.
I'm going to get the helmet.
That's OK.
I can have the helmet.
Pat, I have a question for you guys.
What's that?
How close does mouse play the, isn't there like a record
she's approaching?
How close does she be bad?
How close is that?
Oh shit, they're going to picture a 202, 202?
Damn, I think they missed it.
3K subs? Okay. That's gonna get hit today, 100%. You guys have to keep that alive, okay?
You have to.
All right, 20 minutes out, 15 more minutes, and I'll tell you part two.
I'm sick talking to you guys, okay?
No, my school's really thick, okay? Listen.
You hear that? It's all because I always tell you.
I'm 5'7", which is like a really awkward height to be because I'm either too tall or too short. I'm in that middle zone, right?
So I was like bonk my head on metal and stuff and I know like my guys
I'm not even hitting my skull that I can't feel it. I just hear it. My skull is really thick. I
think genuinely like I have I like I'm like I evolved from those dinosaurs with like the
You know the dinosaurs is like the bald had it the bald had it, you know
That's what I am right now, I'm like those dinosaurs with the bald head that had butt
each other.
Thank you so much and I want to say the five minutes of this, it's cool.
And thank you so much, thank you, thank you, for lovely W. Sturgeon Mouse ears.
Favorite fluffy money, wait no, wrong thing, thumbs up for money, give money.
Sorry, I'm tired, I just flipped in my thing, I usually said, thank you so much, give
me something else, let's fucking go on, thank you so much and only for the five
minutes of this, give money, give money to Mouse right now, 35 minutes, think
about it.
Sorry, I have a vocal tick. You know streamer chat? You have your slogans, you say?
On my channel, that's the thing I say. So I'm tired. I'm tired. So I just kind of slipped out, right?
It's happened a couple of times. When I'm in the wild, I'm like, hey, chat, thank you so much.
You know like to the cashier. I said hey chat. Thanks here. I don't like shit wait on the stream
It's like it's like it's fucked up. It's fucked up and I slipped into that right I slipped into that
If mouse more money at 35 minutes part two of the story chat, okay, dude
I kid you guys not I was a I'm sober when I went to Vegas last year
Okay, when I went to Vegas last year, I kept saying New Vegas instead of Vegas.
The people, like, lost Vegas.
And I was like, I told the Uber driver, hey, how long have you lived in New Vegas for?
And he looked at me and he'd been, lost Vegas?
And I said, yeah, New Vegas.
I was hurt, chat.
I was hurt.
I cringe.
Okay, I cringe.
Don't play about much New Vegas like to get in my brain.
Thank you so much, I'm just getting a bite of some mousy.
Let's go.
Getting closer to how we're getting closer. Don't even say that much like you're like fall out, right?
So like the fact that it's like I'm so terminally online that I say I say new Vegas instead of Las Vegas. It's it's
It's bad. It's bad. Thank you so much for slapping your fat prime, Leo
Thank you so much
What is what did now say a slap your fat prime on the table or whatever? I don't know
Thank you so much, Dylan, for five good songs.
You're most here. Let's go.
Chat, listen, you guys don't think about this.
Thirty-five minutes. Thirty-five minutes.
I'll tell that fucking story.
Thirty-five minutes. I'll tell that fucking story.
Yeah, she said prime.
She said prime.
It's prime time, yeah.
I don't want you guys to keep saying like like yeah slap that prime on the table like a big slucking prime
Yeah, I don't understand the big prime in rainbow. It's kind of weird chat. You guys try some hard fucking bartering. Okay?
I need a coke, okay? Give me one second. I need a coke, okay? One second. I don't want to make- I don't want to make- hold on. I gotta stay up somehow and chat, okay? 35 minutes are part 2 of the story. Think about it.
Okay, listen, listen this, okay?
I barter in trade, okay?
I don't work in edging.
I don't work in edging, okay?
I work in trading.
I'm a trader.
Okay?
I barter.
I trade.
So I'm offering you guys at 35 minutes of part two to a story.
And what are you going to offer me?
Gifted so is the mouse to get there, okay?
Think about it, think about it, okay?
I don't like being edged.
I'm not a big fan of being edged.
There's a lot of edging going on and not a lot of, like, finishing.
You know, we got to get those numbers up, okay?
That timer's got to go up.
Thirty-five minutes, okay?
Thirty-five minutes.
That's easy. 35 minutes.
It's okay. I'm not forcing you guys to donate.
Please, listen, if you're in financial stress, don't donate.
Save your money. Take care of yourself, okay?
Only if you can. Only if you can.
Maggie with the tier one, thank you so much.
See that chat? See that?
They finished. So can you.
You finished. You can finish.
Well, the person that runs this channel is asleep, so you have to wait until she's awake
to get the real experience.
I'm just here to babysit.
Oh, in this case, how does babysitting mean?
Oh, thank goodness.
Okay.
Yeah.
What's that?
When you call a fire solter, it's like Thor, right?
He's pretty cool.
He's pretty cool.
I get his clips on my 4U page all the time on fucking Twitter.
No, that's what our YouTube is.
We'll kick a child in five, get ourselves, let's go.
Pat, listen, we need that shit to 35 minutes.
I'm being babysit by you guys.
I need a company.
Who's our babysitter?
You guys are my babysitter, okay?
You guys are the adults tonight.
You guys are the adults tonight, okay?
Is the new, is the new or Hema 40K good?
I've been thinking about playing it.
I want to play it, maybe.
Don't know your name. I'm the weirdo. That's yelling at you on the mouse channel. That's all that matters
Is to give money to mouse
I'm like Batman. Okay
You call me Michael. Okay, my name's Michael
Okay, it's gonna make it call me Michael. That's my name. Okay. I'm like, you know like Batman has a secret enemy
I have my secret. I'm Michael
All right. I'm Michael from from our
Westboro
I'm Michael from Westboro. Okay
That's what you guys can call me.
No, just Michael.
Just Michael.
Okay. Just Michael.
Think about it. Think about it. I'm just Michael.
Okay. Now, oh, look, actually, let me, let me turn off.
Sorry. I should turn off the voice changer.
Okay. You're right. I'm so sorry.
Okay. Hold on one second.
Hey, so listen, guys, you know, Michael, Michael, Michael,
Michael's really mad.
Michael's really mad so you know if you want to if you want to if you want to
talk with me you want to make me happy get to the 35 minutes why are you so
zesty oh my god sorry I wasn't expecting this on my bus okay so if you
want to get to get to get to 35 minutes my wish changer doesn't work
I'm a musician and if you guys get to one hour they have a boss and accent yeah, but I don't think I
I kind of hand it up when I'm with people over there you're making me think about it
Look I'm a musician. I got a keyboard chat
I'll play you a little song at one hour. I'm a little lullaby before I go to bed, okay
If you give me even a one hour, I can do one hour. I'll play you guys a little Lullaby.
I'll play you guys a little Lullaby, okay? So that's a one hour. That is an old Casio.
You have to cost the OCPK 2400. It actually has, check this out. It has a sampler. Hold on.
Well, you see, I'm not yelling and also this is only plugged into my headphones.
hold on, I'm trying to sleep.
there you go see?
let me turn it up a little bit
see, I'm kind of like a baby
like a toddler
there you go, check out chat
listen, I'm going to give you guys subliminal
of messaging, okay? are you guys ready?
think about it, think about it
think about giving mouths
Okay, think about that think about that
It's the little messaging think about the
I'm like a baby. I'm like a baby in a keyboard. Okay, so I'm running out of ideas man. I'm running out of ideas, okay?
I'm running out of fucking ideas. I
Listen, I need you listen. You guys get us the 20 get us the 20 and I'll play you a little ditty
I'll play you a little something something okay. I'll jangle some keys. I'll play you. I'll play you a crowd favorite
I'm trying to find keys, I have a little knick-knack to my desk, hold on, I don't have any keys.
I'm so sorry, this is a big let down, I know guys, I'm going to get blacklisted after this, I don't have any keys.
Oh gosh, I don't know.
Um, how's that? Is that good? Is that good? Is that as good as keys?
I got a container filled with pennies.
I got a container filled with pennies. Is that as good as keys?
I'm trying my best out here, okay?
I'm trying my best out here.
I don't got no fucking keys.
Okay, listen, here's an idea, Todd. Here's an idea.
I'll play you a little jangle, a little jingle jangle.
I know it's not the same as peace.
I'll play you a little jingle, a little jingle,
a little jingle jingle at 20 minutes on my keyboard, OK?
Think about.
Think about.
You're not subbed.
The fuck you ain't.
Give the sub.
I'm typing your name now.
You just marked yourself.
Good job.
That easy.
Chat, that could be you.
You see that person?
No, I don't want that slide.
All right, Chad, now listen.
I did one.
You do one.
I do one.
You do one, OK?
I do one.
You do one.
Use a fat fucking prime.
Think about it.
I do one.
You do one.
It's a trade for trade.
I'm being fucking edged.
I'm being edged so hard.
There you go.
See?
Thank you.
Melo, thank you so much. God bless your soul.
May you fucking man.
That, oh, one sub from Zotto.
Oh my god. Here we go.
One sub from Olorock.
I'll have one key every time.
I wasn't being serious because I wanted to.
I'm supporting Malice.
There's no why.
There's just is due.
Just do it.
Just give the sub.
So I'm going to get the sub right now.
Where are you fucking now?
There you go, look at that.
Gigachat anonymous.
Gigachat demonic and Gigachat V bless.
Let's fucking go.
I have other sounds on this too.
So you're gonna play a game, type a number.
Type a number one through 400
and I'll press that on my keyboard.
Give the sub far right now.
Good job.
Thank you so much, T-Rone sub.
Thank you so much, and I'll see you.
God bless, I'm starting my words.
I don't know what's going on.
I see 65.
Five, this is 65.
There you go. How was that? That was cool. Let's chat for music. Let's chat for music.
I'm going to turn it down a little bit. It's a little loud, huh? There you go.
Okay, let's cut out of the sequence though. Hold on. My keyboard doesn't come across, so I apologize.
It's the tone. There's different tones in the thing.
Like, I can do... My dear ones... Okay, anyways, give some more money to Miles.
Give some more money to Miles right now. Right now. Give me... Give us the 35 minutes.
now I'm being sleep deprived. Is that loud by the way? I don't know how loud the
piano is. I apologize that's loud. I turned it down though. I turned it down a
little bit because I realized it's really loud. I do a drum kit. Is it loud?
Let me know if it's loud. I don't I can't like it. My audio has been fucked up
all day. It's attached to my... Oh. It's fine. Okay. That's good. That's
Okay, okay, okay, I was right, I had to adjust, like, because it's connected to my mixer, it's connected to my mixer, and it's kind of like, it doesn't like, it's kind of fluffed up, you know?
I feel crazy, I need to go to bed, stop edging me, guys, please let me go to bed.
This isn't fun, no more, I'm sleeping.
Which one you hear that whole story?
What mixer are you using? I'm using like some cheap ass mixer. Like a really cheap mixer. It's kind of cheap.
It's like a...
I think I said like 95. Most of my stuff's digital. So like I didn't need like a big physical mixer
So I just have like a physical power box. So power my piano into my computer. That's because that's all I needed it for.
That's all I needed it for.
Yeah, mouse long.
Think about this, chat.
Think about this.
Think about this.
Think about this.
35 minutes, I go to bed.
35 minutes, I go to bed.
And I tell you guys the final story.
I'm so tired.
I'm so tired.
I'm so tired.
I'm going to pass out soon.
I'm going to go.
I'm running out of fidget toys in my desk, OK?
I'm running out of fidget toys in my desk.
Certainly.
No.
Wait, which one do I laugh?
You're making a laugh for that.
Okay, you're making a laugh for that.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my volume slider is broken.
Look at that.
Melsie's sleeping.
I will relay her a hello into her dreams
by beating him through her brain.
Catlustin, that story is really kind of you.
Don't you want to hear it?
35 minutes.
35 minutes.
You know what, I'm going to go peer.
I'm going to go peer.
If this isn't back up at 35 minutes and I get back,
I'm going to cry.
I'm actually going to cry.
Don't know your back.
I'm going to go pee.
OK?
OK, chat.
I'm pretty mad.
I'm pretty smacked.
Why is that blue 10 minutes?
Why is that blue 10 minutes?
Chat, I'm so sad.
I'm so mad.
I'm so smacked.
Why is that blue 10 minutes?
I'm being enged.
I don't want to be edged.
Please don't edge me anymore.
Please.
You're banned from edging.
Chat from chat.
You're banned from edging.
No, we're edging.
I don't want to.
I just want to go.
Chat, think about the lullaby.
I'll sing a lullaby, you're really shitty lullaby.
We'll do like, go to sleep.
Go to bed.
You know?
Come on, chat.
Think about the fringe you saw years.
Think about the good stuff, think about the good stuff.
You guys are the babysitter, babysitting me.
Guys, listen.
I'll cut you a new deal, okay?
Listen, if you get this timer up, you get more time to see Auntie Siren.
She said, and I'm going to relay what she said to me,
to you guys, she said, I'm busy for hours from now.
And that was two and a half hours ago. That was two and a half hours ago, okay?
So if you guys get an hour and 30 minutes
siren the oboe volunteer
Who you know?
Okay, you know can't say a boba like I say a boba or I can't say a bubble like she says a boba
You have to
You have to do it for me. Okay?
Listen, what can I leverage, guys?
How can I sweeten the deal?
OK, how can I sweeten the deal?
Let's talk.
Let's barter, chat.
Let's barter, OK?
Let's barter a little bit, OK?
Let's barter a little bit.
Let's trade and barter, OK?
What can I do for you guys?
Let us think it's the tattoo inside the mousey.
Let's go.
Give banana?
Hold on.
We can give you a banana.
I'm just gonna pull a banana.
I can do that.
I'll put a banana on my avatar right now.
How do I do that?
Banana.
Banana, there you go.
Yes, banana!
You're scaring me.
You're scaring me, okay?
Listen, there we go. See? Cloudy.
You guys are gonna stop edging us, okay?
This is no longer edging me.
This is edging everybody. This is edging everybody, chat. Listen.
When the edging goes to everybody, it's just not okay.
A boba. This has been a good month for most guys.
Think about it, chat. Think about it. This is a good month for all of you guys, okay?
So stop edging and let it be the ultimate month.
You know, let it be the ultimate month. You're scaring people.
You're scaring people, okay?
I don't know how to sing actually. I want to take that froggy, froggy inspired, do you guys see froggy's cover? She inspired me. She's so beautiful.
Guys, listen, you can see froggy again if you raise that timer. Yeah, my ass has not gone the bad guy.
See, I've been in here for, hold on. Listen, I need to sleep you guys, okay?
I'm gonna have to cash out soon. I'm gonna have to cash out soon, guys.
I'm hitting delirium.
Thank you so much for getting five.
Ten says the most, you have beans.
That's half an insult. That's half an insult.
That's a...
That's a...
That's a... You smell like a...
And you'll never know.
You'll never know what I'm going to say.
I'm Mike, by the way.
My name's Michael.
You can find me
At the local IHOP I work as a cashier from 9 to 5. I weigh 342 pounds. I drive a Chevrolet
and Paula and I go home and I play guitar. But I don't actually know how to play guitar.
It just sits in my room and every now and then I'll hit the same three chords. The
ones go don't don't don't don't don't
that's my that's my male sona that's my
male sona but that's my male sona that's
that's my fucking male sona okay
do you guys have like a like a male or
female sona you know you guys have one
of those at the time is freaking me
out please get it back up above five
It freaks me out.
Child, listen.
This is all I can do now, okay?
This is all I can do, okay?
It's scaring me.
Look, look.
Get that shit back up.
Get that shit back up in five minutes.
There we go.
Let's see.
Jordan Keir?
Jolu?
Good job.
Good job.
I'm officially nighting you.
And Jordan Keir, you're kind of looking like a...
And you'll never know.
You'll never know because it's half the insult.
That's half the insult.
chat. Listen, what can I do for you guys? I need something, okay? I'm on my hands and
knees. I'm hands, my hands and knees chat, okay? Please. Please, okay, please. I'm on my
hands and knees. I'm begging you. Please. Please. Please. Please. Six minutes. Six
minutes. Please. I just want to go to bed chat. I don't, I don't think these, I
I don't play these games, I don't play these games.
I don't play these games.
I play dirty chat, I play dirty.
We need a fan stick on my Melsona, okay, listen.
I roll into, hold on, let's roll play chat.
You guys wanna ERP with me?
Exciting roll play, okay, exciting roll play chat, okay?
Exciting roll play time.
Let's get my ear, okay, let me get Mike out, okay?
There's an exciting role player.
I open your door, I smile very brightly
as I walk in the room.
I look around and look at all the knickknacks
you have on the desk.
How do you continue the role player?
I don't like how this sounds.
I catch your knickknacks and do a forward roll,
backwards B hop roll, and an AB held on the street.
You got to let me go.
You got to, Doug, thank you so much for the time you gave those to me.
Sorry, thank you so much.
I really appreciate it.
Sorry, I'm stupid.
I told you guys to hit my head right there.
That was a good role-play.
That was a good, exciting role-play.
I live on a certain website for, like, fan fiction back in the day, and I just, like,
I have those in my brain.
Think about the charity chat.
Think about the charity.
One sub.
Okay?
One sub, half of that is known in charity.
That's a lot of money.
That's a lot of money.
And do you know how many fucking people there are in here?
One sub's a lot, Chaddow Carey.
Even if you only do one, that's a big contribution.
Maybe he's had that prime, that little prime
sitting down on the corner.
How's my day?
I've been up for hours.
And I was like, I was in a pub then.
And I was expecting like an easy file.
I'm like, oh, I'll get it back up to an hour
that I can go to bed at nice and safe.
Because they realized siren isn't here today.
Siren's busy.
So I'm doing then, and I'm a shy motherfucker, I'm a shy motherfucker.
You guys have to get the record.
You have to get the record today.
You have to get the record today.
So you read an impasse in your chat, okay?
We're in an impasse, okay?
We're in an impasse, okay?
So you guys keep me here, but you can't get rid of me, because I know, I know
you won't let that time run out. I know you won't. We're at an impasse, okay? But
still, where is the timer? Keep it above five minutes, though, okay? I get really
nervous. How do you really nervous in slow five minutes, okay? Gee, I'm here. I think
it's when I'm doing this in the prime. I'm tired. I'm tired. Wow, do you think
you're the type to do this in the mouth? Let's go. Yup, there. All right, listen.
On top of that, take a drink. I'm falling asleep, okay? I'm falling asleep.
Cause she not a give a good chat and lost the gig each other's go
Sorry, I'm already doing a story
Reminds me a story. I took you five minutes. It's cringe. It's cringe. It's a part two
I'm ticked talk part two in you and see us under what's fucking go and lost. Thank you
And because she not an anonymous. Thank you guys so much for getting mousey cells and getting the timer back up
About five minutes. That's scary. Keep that. Listen
If I see that shit balloon for a minute, I'm gonna have a heart attack.
You don't wanna kill me. You don't wanna kill me.
An NP Joe, let's go.
Look at that shit. Look at that shit.
You did that. You're so powerful. You're so powerful.
And a 20-bit, some spelling, let's go.
You guys are doing great. You're such giga-chads.
You're such massive, beautiful, wonderful people
with big, bulging, rippling muscles.
So I think about the worm day.
Actually, Mom, is the worm day today?
Or is that an old, or does she just typo it?
I'm pretty sure she just typo it, right?
Is that a typo?
Or is that yesterday?
Did we miss worm day?
Or is that something you're looking forward to when she wakes up?
Ooh, it's dead.
OK.
Thank you so much, Gundam, for giving us some of it.
Guys, we're getting close to Breaking Mouses record.
Think about this.
Think about this, okay?
Think about this.
Is it another worm day?
She breaks her record on worm day?
Do you know how crazy that would be?
I fucking love her worm model by the way.
It's so cute.
It's so cute.
Guys, listen, I'm sleeping here.
We're getting closer though.
We're one quarter of the way.
I'm getting a little bit,
getting a little bit of my,
and a little piano with sleep.
Think about it, think about it.
You need worm days.
Imagine her breaking the record chat and Mousy gets on the news and stuff, right?
And all the screenshots are a stream of her worm model.
Could you imagine that?
Could you imagine that?
That would be fucking funny.
That would be amazing.
Oh, he could chat to Crimson and deal with Zeon.
Thank you so much for getting us out of the mountain.
Say, let's go.
We're getting closer and we're going to go to the chariot
and stuff like that.
Yippee.
It'll be good.
It'll be good.
Yeah, but like now she gets it done, right?
Worm day again when she wakes up.
It's gonna be worm day when she wakes up.
Think about it, breaking the record on worm day.
You guys have a great incentive.
It's gonna be good.
It's gonna be good.
It'll be funny.
It'll be funny.
I love, listen, don't tell a mouse, I love all her models, but my favorite models are the potato and the worm model.
Those are my favorite mouse models, okay?
Those are my favorite, I love the potato and I love the worm model.
Yeah, she gets a little bit like Gremlin, a little bit of Gremlin with her worm model.
A big fat prime all right on the table.
Guys I can't swear, I can't say swear, so I can't say the prime, you see with this
like prime and rainbow?
I can't say that word, not right now at least.
That is baby sitting there.
Cause me and Rumi inside working, you'll get fired if I say bad bad words too loud.
And I can't just like say the C word. I can't just say that. I have to yell the C word.
Like if I'm gonna say it, if I'm gonna say it.
Cock.
If I'm gonna say cock, I have to yell it.
Otherwise it just doesn't hit the same, okay?
Oh my goodness, okay, thank you for getting five cents a mousey and max, look at that chat, and see, behind you get the sevens, all it takes.
What weirdo, cock, you know like a rooster, like a rooster? Cock, I think everybody's proud of mousey, she's awesome.
And chat, I'm getting sleepy, you don't want me to leave for about the hour, then we won't be safe chat, we won't be safe.
I'm gonna have to assume though. I'm falling asleep. I'm gonna be real serious. I'm falling asleep.
Yeah, big a big fat cock up. Yeah, though, like you guys really want to get edged for an hour.
I know things will be okay because she's way too close your goal to give up, but she doesn't get edged for an hour.
You guys really want to get edged for an hour. I mean
Y'all some fucking freaks. You're some fucking- you got- you have a whole fucking box of Fruit Loops, dude. What the fuck?
You clankety-rankety-ass bitch. What the fuck?
That's- that's nasty. That's nasty.
Your fault for asking. I do regret asking. I should have just kept this to you.
Goodnight, chat!
That's what you mean, like five minutes chat. That's what you mean, like in five minutes, okay?
That's me in five minutes. I got five minutes in me guys five minutes in me
I can't I can't do much longer than that. I'm gonna fall so you don't you don't you
want part two of the story otherwise I'm gonna come back and I don't want to come
back I have to hide away in my little Gremlin hole don't make me come back
yes okay so we're close we're close chat 12 minutes 13 minutes 12 minutes what
I don't know, like, 22 more minutes.
22 howling people?
God that's easy, 22 minutes.
You got that? That's easy peasy.
That's easy peasy.
What do you have to buy? Get the stuff that's fucking cool.
I'm so tired, Pat.
I'm so tired.
I can't be edged no more. It's over, okay? I'm all edged out. Let's thank you for this
year one something last year. Let's fucking go eat giga-chats. Listen chat, I'm being
edged too much, okay? I'm all edged out. I'm all edged out, okay? I'm like, I don't
I don't have no more edge, okay?
Like if I'm a knife, I'm blunt, okay?
I lost my edge, I'm blunt.
I don't have any more edge in me.
I'm not edging anymore.
You guys shouldn't edge anymore either.
You should just let go of your inhibitions
and just like, what's the opposite of edging?
Hold on, hey Google?
Oh no, my phone's dead.
Guys, Google's just giving me all the answers.
I don't have Google, hold on.
Opposite of edge, middle disadvantage?
Okay, what's the opposite middle disadvantage?
Border, extremity, fringe, margin, side, lip, rim, rim.
Ty, you need a rim, start rimming.
That's the opposite of edges for rim, apparently.
Wait, no, it's similar to edging, apparently.
Wait, what about it?
Look at the opposite's middle.
I don't understand this.
Circumference, periphery, contours,
circontouring, outlining, limit, thanks.
Outer limit, bound, bounds, march, skirt.
Oh, opposite, edging.
Okay.
It just means inside, apparently.
Intended means opposite, right?
center, blunting.
All right, chat, start blunting.
Start blunting right now, chat.
Get blunting.
Start blunting.
Everyone blunt right now.
Way ahead of you, hell yeah.
Start blunting.
We need like 20 minutes, chat.
20 minutes.
25 more minutes.
Not that like, like, that's the opposite of edging,
to blunting.
And edge is a blunt.
someone you're edging, you cannot blunt.
No blunt thing while you're edging.
All right, guys, listen.
If you don't know how to give subs, okay?
Right below me.
Right below me in the little section of the stream.
You're going to see this bright, big, beautiful purple button.
It says, give the sub.
You're going to click that, okay?
And you're going to scroll down
where it says, give 5, give 10, give 20,
give 50, give 100.
And click one of those, click one of those.
And remember, the chunk of it goes to charity.
And the other half, it's where it's mousey.
So go do that, go do that right now for me.
Thank you.
I'm tired, I'm tired.
Good night, sleep well.
Okay. Listen, chat, listen.
Listen.
have 35 minutes. I'll tell you part two of the scariest stories. In that one hour, I'll
send you a little vibe. I'll go to bed. A really shitty little vibe. You guys got some good
deals. You guys got some good deals. Listen, Tat, I'm not a steam. I'm fucking cooked.
Okay? So now, now I'm going to stop magic. Now I'm going to stop magic, guys. You
I cannot leave unless there's more than like 35, I cannot leave.
Yeah, I'm so sleepy. You're making that. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna go.
I'm dead. Okay, so come on. Top top.
Thank you Glitch and thank you so much, Lone, for the gift of sub.
And thank you so much, Jews, for the Prime sub.
I'm sub and thank you so much for everybody who gives the stuff the most you fear. Thank you so much. I'm chat. I'm dying
I'm absolutely dying. It's over. Got it. Give me here. See you chat. They got it. Hell, yeah
Yeah part two think about part two
Now listen, I'll cut you a deal. I'll cut you a deal. Okay in the next
in the next six minutes, so it's 324 for me, okay?
If you get 30 minutes before it hits 330 for me, okay?
I'll tell you the story five minutes earlier, okay?
30 minutes only for the next six minutes, okay?
I'm cutting you a deal.
I'm cutting you a deal. You got six minutes.
I have a monthly spending budget and I have gifted mouse so many subs this month, it wouldn't
pass my budget.
I think I dropped like how many subs they dropped on your fucking Pixel phone because
I want to make art and then like it got covered up, it got covered up, I was so sad.
I just, I really, I really got into that Pixel game you guys.
I got him to that pixel canvas.
He's like, let's go for getting a sub than me, guys.
Let's go.
I'm going, I can't help you.
Make sure to take care of yourself.
Listen, if every funny gift is a single sub,
that's 21 hours, Chad.
That's how much power you guys have.
I did the math.
I did the math, OK?
If there is 7,000 people in here, that is at least 20
hours.
If everybody did one person, one
one prime sub, anything like that. Just one. It's 20 hours, right? Do the math, right?
Do the math. The giga-chat winning with the prime sub and Shifty for the 10 gift of subs
and Cloud for the one gift of sub. Let's go. I mean, guys, start a hype train with that.
Get that. Get the hype train, chat. Think about it. What's actually, what smells as
record for the hype train, guys? Because no mouse. Raisin with the one gift of sub.
Gladiario with the one gift of love and Sam Phoenix with the one gift of love and Morgan
with the one gift of love and Levify with the one gift of love.
Let's fucking go.
Look at you guys go to little charity.
Little charity.
Let's go.
Actually big charity.
She's done a lot for charity.
And Giscopo's with the one gift of love and Cribson with the Giga Chowdow with
the one gift of love and Penda with the one gift of love.
Thank you guys so much again in the house here.
Listen chat 30-5 minutes.
You get that up there.
You get that up there you guys.
I tell the story, I tell the rest of the story.
Bring Fox to the 10 and Lovin' with the 1, let's fucking go.
I'm listening to the damn story, Tata Cat.
It's going too fast for me, 8-0 with the 10.
I'm taking with the 1, let's go. Bad with the 1, let's fucking go.
And James with the fucking holy shit, what was that?
50, let's go.
All to Melty. Let's go, you guys. Oh my goodness.
Look at that chart. What does that put us? What does this put us?
I wonder, I wonder how close are we now?
And Harvard, Hong Kong, and the Stubborn, yeah, let's go.
Hell yeah.
I swear, Muncie, they had what she raised up and she's like,
wow, that timer's a lot bigger than I thought it would be.
Think about it, Chad. Think about it.
Think about... think about... the good vibes.
Think about it. Think about the good vibes.
Then, Chad, we are 14 minutes away.
14 minutes away.
Let's fucking go.
One gets a sudden fling. Let's go. Custer it up.
Hell yeah.
I'm pulling it
They go off the one get this up and caught it on the episode. Let's go. I'm crimson with this the sob. Let's fucking go
Bitch, I just wanted you let the timer up so fucking much. That's fucking Tina. Let's go. I get the social max in one
Give us up for safety. Let's go
You guys listen. Oh, I also want to what I do. I have to yell at monster
I have to give an insult here and call with the 20 get the subs
Listen, Collar, you're so poopy, smelly, poopy-doodle-head.
That's my insult for you. Congrats.
Envoy it with the one-gifted sub. Let's fucking go.
And who was that? Nameless pilot. That's 10. Let's fucking go.
You get half an insult, okay? Nameless. You are a big...
And there you go. That's all you got.
You know, Herman, with the one-gifted sub.
Oh, my gosh. Chad, I can't keep up. I've lost everything.
There's too many people. Let's go.
Look at that. Chad, we're so close to the story.
You're a poopy-doodle-head.
Let's go with the one get the sub and five get the sub let's go!
You probably know I'm not right, let's go.
We're getting so close chat, we're getting so...
You just guys have to do it now.
We're 27 minutes in chat.
Think about it, and then I can go to bed.
I have to go to bed, guys.
So listen, this is your last chance.
Think about it, think about it.
Think about it.
Wait with the one get the sub and cloud you with the five get the sub see let's go!
And Moony with the five get the sub see let's fucking go.
Power getting closer with her mouth see let's go.
Just think about it. Think about how close to your tower.
We're almost there. We're like, what, six minutes away?
Just about six and a half minutes away in the tower.
Fire with the fire. Get the stuff. Let's go.
That's crazy. Fire. Get the stuff. Just full care.
I'm jammed. Oh, my God. Let's go.
Tower getting closer. Come on. Look at what you guys are doing behind the train, too.
Look at you guys go. Holy shit.
Tower, five minutes away. Five minutes away.
Five minutes away, okay? Five minutes away chat, okay?
and then
starting way back in 30 minutes, so
Listen five minutes away
Get that story. Oh wait. Oh shit. Yes. You guys did on the time. Oh, okay. You guys get the story. You guys get the story. Oh
My goodness. All right
All right, hi guys ready for the final part of the story and then I get to go to bed. I
Gotta go to bed. I can't say if I need longer
OK, so if you guys are here earlier,
I told a story about how I role played
as a werewolf in middle school.
And I was in special ed and all the others.
I taught all the other special ed kids
about whether they were in my class, how to role
play as a werewolf with me.
And y'all kind of did that.
We role played, but I think it was more than role
played just a little bit.
Anyways, anyways, OK?
Anyways, OK, anyways.
The story ends like this, seven great rules around,
and I got the notification that I was no longer
going to be in special ed.
I was no longer going to be in special ed.
So in lack of a better term, I was separated from my pack
because they took me out of special ed.
And they got rid of my helmet.
And I was really sad.
I was really sad and so we kind of mean the pack kind of drifted apart chat, right?
And in eighth grade chat, eighth grade, okay?
In eighth grade, my frontal lobe developed.
I had a sensible thought in my brain, and a sensible thought in my brain.
And I remember one of the special ed kids coming up to me because they hadn't seen
you know a while, and they said, it's been so long,
pack leader, and I said it.
And I kind of feel bad about this, but I said,
I made it all up.
You can be free now.
And the kids started crying on the bus,
and I didn't know what to do.
And I said, I said, you can still
be a werewolf if you want to.
And so I switched high schools in freshman year.
And I never saw the pack again.
I don't know what happened to them.
I don't know if they're still around, but maybe my wolf
pack is still out there.
So yippee.
They could be on the TikToks now, yeah.
Are you going to do something on next?
No.
That smells you saying.
And listen, I don't got the hell for that.
And honestly, I have to see my friends get support.
Because they love the support.
They need the support.
I love watching them get supported.
I love watching my friends get supported and spoiled.
So keep spoiling bouncing.
Cat, listen, I'm going to go to bed.
I'm sleeping.
Goodbye.
He's supporting her.
OK, listen.
Listen, 30 minutes.
I'm OK with that.
I'm OK with that.
OK?
Sire will come in.
I'll try to come in in 30 minutes.
OK?
So you guys have a good night.
OK?
I hope you enjoyed the cringe story and I'm sorry if I was nervous because I have to see
quietly.
Yippee!
See you later!
Bye!
Have a nice time!
Hell yeah, brezza!
Hell yeah, brezza!
Hell yeah, brezza!
Hell yeah, brezza!
Potato!
Wake up, wake up, sir!
I swear I'm awake!
Hello!
Hello, I am awake!
Hello!
You should have, bitch!
You should have!
Oh
Oh, I'm with hello you sure of it
You sure well. Yeah, you sure of it
Everybody is me. I roll mouse
So much for the distance of see for the thing it's it's up. We're still here today on this momentous occasion is day
the 25th day of so with on
25 days. 25 days the day. Will it be the day? Will today be the day? We go further beyond.
Hell yeah brother! Oh man, I just feel like you're going to puke when you wake up.
Oh boy bros, hell yeah brother. Thank you so much for your 5.50 subs. Thank you very much.
Guys, tomorrow... tomorrow we might have an interesting opportunity.
Tomorrow we might have an interesting opportunity.
Hi guys, going to the Tokyo Game Show.
And we might be able to do an IRL walk around at the Tokyo Game Show tomorrow.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Booby sounds way too happy there, I don't know.
You just wake up and feel like you want to puke, ugh!
Morning sickness, what the fuck?
Everyday sickness, everyday.
Everyday sickness, get down with the sickness.
I don't want to fucking bar me.
I'm gonna bar me now.
I'm gonna bar me.
I have some rice here to eat after I bar me.
Maybe if I eat the rice I won't bar me.
And me?
Yeah, we have better doves.
Damn it, Barmaid.
I really think that I need to start putting the text of like...
I really think I need to start putting the text of me sleeping because it fucking screenshotted me
and making Twitter posts while I'm asleep being like, people watch this and it's just like,
I'm sleeping, my tracking is so fucked up and I look like I'm winking.
Wait, who's the fucking crazy cat?
Boba, yes.
I've been sick with something for the past four days.
I'm glad I can be here though. I must love you. Oh my god
You must be so good to go views today. We will break the subs from last year
Bro, I just want to say let's break those subs and maybe even go further beyond
No, not maybe
Let us go further beyond
Today's the day we go further beyond a lot of people out there saying in it
I'm just a cartoon and that I'm just a fake cartoon. It's like what a cartoon
Potato be even greater if we went further beyond and we set a new record and then people will be like
What the fly let's see no part of it bro. You know, you know if you know, you know
Imagine a man. You know, what's funny is that this happens the first of a thong it happened the second of a thong
And now it's gonna happen again, for the third sub-a-thon.
We still have several more days left.
Which is why I'm proposing.
It's time to create some more chaos and break some records.
Stop at 205.
One I could take back number three.
Maybe even...
Number two?
And raises much money for the IDF?
I propose!
Back to the number two spot.
Number two spot belongs to somebody named...
Muggle-bush.
This man has taken multiple shots at cinema role.
Now he's taken my collab friend, my bestie away from me.
My bestie is trapped in an endless war, in an endless gamer god-challenge.
Gertwig, if you want to take my bestie away from me, that will belong to me.
But my words, you don't mess with latinas.
I think it's so much better if I get this elafino piece.
Just remember guys, it's all for charity.
It's all for charity.
It's all for charity.
It's all for charity.
It's all for charity and songs are fine.
Please don't take my,
my,
take my uh,
my threats as an attack.
But seriously,
you know,
I think we should shoot for the moon
and shoot for the stars.
You know what I mean?
So much for the pig eating chub.
Shoot for the moon, shoot for the shit.
A Latina?
In my record books?
What the fuck?
What's with the world these days?
Disgeneration is cool!
And so we get into 310k subs in a week. Got it.
I don't know, I don't know if that's possible, but...
MAMA WAGLE!
I mean, if it could be possible, that would be absolutely amazing,
and I would be more than happy to raise that much money for the idea.
Get your new Deficiency Foundation, people! Let's not get it twisted!
As much as I would love to try to hit that goal at the bottom left,
I don't think we can reach 205,488,000 subs.
The case shouldn't be there.
I know the case! Just say it.
Listen! I know the case shouldn't be there, okay?
But I put it there.
Because I was tired when I wrote this, okay?
The case for a case, case!
Why the fuck does my phone keep coming out?
What the fuck is going on in here on this day?
Thank you so much, LFD. You just...
...on the table like a big fucking cock!
So, everybody, that you are the big fucking dick today
and slap that crime on the fucking table right now!
Slap your big dick crime on the table right now.
And thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs.
I'm gonna eat some rice and hopefully my-
What the fuck? Why did all these presents drop from the sky?
Oh my god, it's all the gifted subs!
Thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs!
Sephiroth, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs.
Am I gonna be able to eat this?
Oh geez.
Imagine the tweets tomorrow when a wormtuber hits a new record.
I'm not an anime girl, I'm a worm!
Tyrone, think you're someone till a fight gets to close.
I'm a fucking worm, baby.
Shout out to my art mama Nianners.
Art mama Nianners for creating such an iconic look.
If you play hype music, I'll donate.
Why are you such a fucking liar for, huh?
Why are you a liar?
If you didn't donate five yesterday, you're gonna donate five now.
I'll just play with you.
we'll get we'll get hype music later I'm gonna do some singing later but first
I'm trying to figure out if I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna fucking sorry sorry I'm
thinking about my stomach thinking about my stomach thinking about we're
gonna be able to eat this damn rice oh yo thank you oh oh yo thank you so much
Thanks for the five gifty shoes, thank you very much.
Pursh-per-shel-ate it.
Has the monkey blood come to my house yet?
No.
No, but it's on its way, cause Connor told me it is.
It's on its way, cause Connor told me it is.
Late time to feast?
You don't have to tell me twice.
Ever love a monster,
with you now is nearly here.
Make me disappear, ever fear.
But I'm getting rush.
Oh, maybe I didn't need to eat something.
Five Ditton's Sobs!
The little tree, just cursed Halloween, and all it's time to-
Lolf, take us to watch one of the five Ditton's Sobs, take some kind of bread of loaf!
What, really?
Are you so nice? What do you mean?
Oh!
We are zombies, zombies.
Why are we a zombie?
What do you mean? Why not?
See the dice, see the dice, we sing and do the na-na-na-na-na-ne.
Senpai, take us to watch one of the twenty Ditton's Sobs!
Thank you, Senpai!
Bro, Coral Kenzie, he has a great voice.
Hmm.
I want to do it with wet.
He does need more songs.
But then after this, it's time for this.
Snavidad, snavidad, prospero año y felicidad.
I wonder what Mariah Carey's going to do this year for her Christmas unveiling.
Look at the subs.
This is where the song gets good.
You can listen to all these songs on Spotify and Apple Music.
See, bambang!
Gidoo, gidoo, gidoo, gidoo, gidoo, gidoo, gidoo, gidoo, gidoo, gidoo, gidoo, gidoo!
And you find a little tree,
a witch and I was nearly here,
make you disappear!
Besides of me, on this cursed Halloween,
her life is too much for me.
Hey, what's your name?
There's no need to be so stressed.
I will have fun here regardless.
I know how to tell you,
but it's time.
Well, you know you are loud. Oh my god
Potato I drink water. Oh, I think medicine
I'm good
That's your rainy with the devil. Hello. Oh
My god, hold on. I see. Oh Jesus. I said seven. I had the mic muted and I did two muted
it's seven
Ugh. And seven. Oh, God. What is it? The rice? What the fuck? Jesus. There's all those tweets. Jesus. What's there about that? Holy shit. Oh, my God. Jesus.
I really want to hear you guys laugh at the end of another song in unison like in Anarchy. It's one of my favorite parts of anything you two have done.
I think in our next song we laugh together. I think we laugh together in the next song but I'm not really sure. I don't remember.
I think we do? I think we do.
Uh, give me one second. I need to listen to a song.
I'm-I'm muting the-the audio-the desktop audio.
Holy shit!
Tyrell, thank you so much for the five different subs. Thank you!
Okay, talk about that.
I'll listen to Shumpei really quick.
What the fuck?
Holy shit!
Alright, chat.
Let me get rid of the ducks.
Wait, let me take my meds first.
And then we'll get rid of the ducks.
We'll do some singing.
Play, g-
AHH!
James.
Oh, thank you so much for the five.
Get this up.
Thank you.
I'm so discombobulated today.
I'm discombobulated today.
Day to day of discombobulation.
The pool will rain drops on... drops on... October 1st?
Oh my God.
Today we will be able to go out here.
Yeah, I know this song too.
Have I ever worn a recrary of this one?
Jesus, this is like what, two years ago? Holy shit!
Where is time going? This is marching on! This is marching on!
Marching on and marching on!
Who years old already?
Am I old?
I remind you I'm old every time! Every time!
I would have my every time!
Every yesterday and today!
Seeing all those tweets and people be like,
Who's Iron Mouse is it every time someone says-
Says the one who played Christmas music in September.
Like she's been streaming for blah blah blah years and I'm like, I don't know.
Some people think like, some people think I just woke up and I was this.
But it's like, bro, this has been a slow grind for a long time.
Wow, thank you so much for the fact that you get the thumbs up.
Holy shit, this has been a grind for a long time.
This isn't something where I was like, oh shit, I woke up and I'm Iron Mouse.
You know?
Almost a decade?
Oh my god, I'm gonna- I'm gonna fucking die.
Minecraft!
Let me specify in Minecraft because then somebody's gonna be like,
I am not such as dying on stream!
Question mark!
There's 11 year old kids that are adults now-
Pfft!
Oh my- What?
What do you mean by that?
Like that they grew up?
Or that they're 11 and they act like adults because there ain't no fucking way.
I love when you and Nyan sing together.
I remember the Karaoke stream you did together was so fun.
One of my faves you two did together was the one with Magic Circuit.
Thank you so much for the time different jobs.
Ears feel like they're getting shorter, Brazil, because we're getting older,
because when we're younger, like, our concept of time is so fucked.
Do you guys see that tweet about that- the- the- the Success Kid?
But he's now like 18? Well, that's crazy.
Is your unit in your desk? Yes. I'm banging on my desk.
Yeah, the Success Kid meme.
Wal-Mart Yodel Kid is 17? Oh my god.
Yeah, Success Kid is 18, for those of you that don't know the name of the meme.
Success Kid is the meme where it's the little baby with his fist up and he's like looking like, yeah.
That's called Success Kid meme.
Oh yeah, with a fist full of sand. Time which for no one.
Time really truly does wait for no one.
What was the first meme ever invented?
Wait what? 1921 cartoon is the first ever meme. They're saying it's this meme from 1921. 1921 cartoon. And it was this.
How it this just still holds up to this day. The meme is over 100 years old. Holy shit. That's crazy.
Well yeah, we gotta stay away from remakes.
Bro, how the years go by and we keep aging, turning into dust.
From the moment we are born, our cells are being destroyed as we speak.
Downhill from the moment we are born.
So what's with the five gifted subs?
It's a sprint walk run dash towards oblivion.
You're born dead. Did you get revived as a baby? Oh my god. Did you get revived as a baby? As a baby?
As a baby!
Feelin' like you're floating around all you love is kinda thrill.
So hypnotize, fat me away, I'll return you late in the night.
I will easy Kyrie and Kourtney. Wish me luck. All right, let's say that, that...
Listen, I cannot confirm nor deny whatever happened to us after we died, but if we do...
Don't we dare you say kind?
Where you wanna live, huh?
The first person to be born on Mars, please!
What the?
Okay, but what if you're Elon Musk's child?
I know who'd be like to be a person born on another planet.
Hmm...
The B-show bloke.
The shojo picture.
The shojo!
I posted it.
Bro, I suck.
What the fuck?
That's pretty bad.
That isn't gonna kill me when she sees that I drew her as a toaster and a single sliced one at that.
Let's do some singing.
It's subs, holy shit.
The word of the ducks, hold on.
We have, we have Bald Karaoke and we haven't done it yet.
Baldur Worm.
Going for Baldur Worm?
Goddamn Worm is always, a Worm always wins.
Jesus.
Well, it's clear.
That Worm wins.
It's clear. Once again.
It's clear.
Yee-ah! Motherfuckers! How's it going? How are you?
Sorry. Your favorite neighborhood worm. Just here, coming at you live.
From my mom's house.
Coming at you live from my mom's house.
So, um...
You wanna do some singling and black music?
Here's my... Here's my decree.
If you gift more than 20 subs,
You can personally request a song from me.
But it has to be more than 20 subs.
I'll just sing whatever the fuck I wanna sing.
There we go.
Tipped my hat off to you, kind people.
20 and a half feet, my balls.
Just for that 25 subs enough.
Do you think we have balls?
Just case, you know what song would you like to hear?
Damn, my boy, I'm trying to have balls.
My balls...
don't fuck with me.
He don't, he wouldn't fuck with...
COUNTRY!
Okay.
This thing always comes with the most interesting requests.
Hold on, lemme, lemme, lemme...
Lemme get my...
Lemme get my special, my special instrument for country rolls.
I oughta tune it a little, it's a lot of tune.
Make my hat bigger.
Is this big enough for you?
I'll put my gun away.
Put him a gun away.
Did uh...
Did...
Your request is golden shower?
Okay.
My choice?
Oh, man.
I'll remember it because it's not that hard.
Ten is an ornate.
Thank you.
That's very kind.
That's very kind.
Thank you.
So, brothers.
Looking on a guidebook.
But not a...
This was a request, okay?
This was a request.
This was a request.
This was a request, okay? Please. Everyone, calm down!
I'm pretty rusty with the piano.
Sister Brothers, looking on a guy rubbing on his thighs, licking up each other.
See it in your eyes, I'mma make you cry underneath the covers.
I don't want to rub us. Where are you tonight? I'mma fuck a guy, I'mma make him own.
With the love of my life, he's got the seabed in him.
Canadian cream on my thighs is why
Enjoyed it Mr. GameCube, I'm sorry I had to follow up that wonderful song with a golden shower
I'm very sorry
Thank you so much for the sub, rusting for the bittles
and uh
If it subs in above for a song request
If you have a request, you will automatically be granted the request
Other than that, if not, I will shame whatever the-
What is your request that made your heart sore?
I think it's over till the 25 get yourselves. What is your request?
Oh, okay, I can do that.
Oh, that's another, that's another great, um, great song.
Let us go where yous be, till it's 5 p.m.
Downtown, where the folks are broke, you go downtown.
Where your life's a joke, you go downtown.
When you buy a song
Another song that I've never sung in my life
I really don't know the song, but I could try
These were gonna be copy on the internet
I said about everybody
I'm sorry, very much, because I said
I've never sung this song before in my life
And I've only heard this song one time in a movie
And, you know, when you watch a song
When you watch a movie
You don't really pay attention to the music
Maybe one day I'll look up the song
And I'll listen to the song on my own time
But then you forget about it
And then like it happens to me like three years later like oh shit
Remember that song from that movie one time that I was gonna look up and listen to but I never did
What's the name of that song again and they get to go through a list of movies they watched in your lifetime
I enjoyed this song. I enjoyed the song Dusty. Thank you for your request
filthy Frank requested feeling good by Muse which I also don't know for this song in my life
Oh who Muse is?
Who is Muse?
I always forget to turn the TTS off.
You wanted to watch, cause I think it gets really hard out there these days
when I'm trapped alone in my room.
Not being able to speak to people,
especially during the summertime,
I see everybody writing in the chat,
and I want to respond, and I do respond,
but when I hear their voices come out to me during TTS,
it's like they're in my room standing right across from me,
yelling at me with a microphone,
saying,
Maybe I should learn this song. Maybe I should put this on the list. This shit on the list, now learning.
Rendition of a song. A request, please!
I'll see it is time to get out the synthesizer, play the worm classic Sandstorm by Darun.
Thank you, thank you for the 1k bits, thank you for the 600 bitolinis.
If you have gifted more than 20, I said 25, but it's 20. If you give more than 20 subs, you can request a song.
I saw that somebody gifted 20 subs.
I'm so glad you like it, filthy Frank.
But I know it's Dr. Dr. Hurricane, but when I read it, I read it as DIRDHURRUKANE.
DIRDHURRUKANE! Thank you so much for the 25 gifted subs.
You have a request?
Yes, 20 subs for a song.
I'm sorry, that's... that's... that's...
Dems the rules. If not, I sing a song of my choice and you won't get to hear a song of your choice.
Hurricane, what is your request?
Oh, maize. Oh, shit.
Sound of music.
Excuse me.
Oh, I should have brought on my...
No, I should have brought on my piccolo.
Jesus. Where's my piccolo? I can't...
Bro, why is it that...
I type in piccolo,
transparent PNG,
it just gives me pictures of piccolo from Dragon Ball.
We know more culture in this world.
You know what? It's just gonna have to do.
Oh, perfect. I found one.
R-fake bourvin
Bourvin bourvin bourvin
Bour-fake bour-fin
Bour-fake bour-fin
Okay
Im gonna play the Snow Avalokites
Okay hold on
Nope no culture
If you want Peculo
We'll have to gooffs to NAMEX for their Dragon Balls
We have some
Oh my God
On the way
To thee Какyy high
like twang
that fly
when it trips
in
Put this piccolo down
Jesus Sauce
I hope you enjoyed my rendition of the sound of music. I haven't sang that song in a long time, so I fucked it up, but it's fine.
I'm so glad you liked it.
Boomer Bomb? Thank you so much for the 20 get-misses. Boomer Bomb, what is your request?
Boomer Bomb?
It's your request.
Listen, I had to find a piccolo somewhere, okay?
Thank you so much for the 20 get-misses. What is your request?
The song by Little Mates?
I think that's like one of the only Little Mates songs I don't know.
What's with the real one?
I'll be honest.
I also don't know this song.
I'm sorry my knowledge and my wealth.
My infinite knowledge wealth is not good enough.
I do not have infinite knowledge wealth.
My brain.
This song, we never heard it in my life.
We know the melody.
8% is better than 50%. Did you know that it's under an A was bad really scary
Because I gotta be
But then I went further beyond and I got a C
And my mom almost had a hard time made it about that because I don't know this fucking song
So I hope you liked it. Now if those asked for infernal, I don't know this song
Who is infernal by? I think it's on to the 20 years itself
It would look like I actually know that song.
I went to the 25 and said, wait, did you mean the infernal song from Firefly by Miss Green
Apple or did you mean another infernal because if it's another fucking infernal, I'm gonna
fucking go apeshit.
How does I fucking hope you meant the Miss Green Apple one?
Worm balls.
See my wormish balls.
You know that?
This is not it.
This is not it.
Fucking not it.
This is it.
This is all so great and I feelin' kinda homesick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous
It's one of the taxi man's and I'm the pretty
And it's a cheesy song
Cloud in my taxi cab, everybody's lookin'
That's rockin' cake, you gotta be from my
The rich ass song
From mithin' Roy, if not any mithin' Roy
ANY MITHIN'
To cry at the butcher and yet another song
Eat my balls
That's all I gotta say
That's him on a
That's him on a
Sakaura, Sakaura, Natanau, Natanau, Maca-sanai-machi
Thank you so much for that song.
Thank you so much for the gift, this was mad, thank you so much for the gifted subs.
The whole set, the best, got a butt, well I was flying over Lennon, TNT, Xenia-
Sorry, thanks for joining us this time.
I'm sorry, I swear to God, if you're asking me to say this shit again, I'm gonna fuck in.
I'm not singing it again.
Saka-head.
Betty Spanish, Betty, Betty Low.
I need to record something really, really quick.
David, thank you so much for the 20 get to subscribe!
Uh, I need to record something really really quick, uh, if you will excuse me, just a really quick recording, um, it won't even take more than 30, it won't even, it won't even take more than 20 minutes, but uh, I, I, I, I did not see that it's due today and I gotta do it.
Oh shit, hold on. Wait, give me a second.
Your's now! Ha ha ha!
Okay, let's get back to, well, whatever the fuck we're doing.
Oh my god, Galiga!
Frozen Waste, what the h-
So much for the raid, I've been a great stream!
Stream...
Are you having a good day?
Alright, let's get to singing.
Sorry about the little pause.
Konegra!
Also, guys, I didn't expect so many people to...
gift 20 gifted subs.
It's a lot of requests.
I'm sorry, but I don't have to bump it up to 50 gifted subs because this is a lot, it's a lot, I'm bumping it up to 50.
Who wants to tell her? Tell me what!
My meddysong.
You know my buddy says her good luck babe, but chopper is really great, but I'm just a little too old.
Then I'm gonna fuckin'-
The terrible news, and I'm like, what the fuck? My heart is like, stop!
And then she's like, how did you tell me she came down with Shugma?
And I'm like, I'm gonna fuckin'-
I should go!
Zentrea, Zentrea, Zentrea... ZENEFER! I SWEAR TO GOD! DO NOT SWEAR TO GOD! ZENEFER, TREA!
Fucking kick your butt.
The next request is no no request. That means there's no request. That means...
Hmm... Request.
So much for the 5 gifted songs.
Wooo! That means we're starved, that means you're gonna get double fired today.
That's what that means!
Mouse World Hold On
Well, the real thing is supposed to look pretty clean.
But I'm not saying one's so beautiful, sounding no ace.
No, I couldn't be there. No, you shouldn't be scared.
I'm good with the pants, and I'm underneath there, intangible.
But you didn't think so, welcome back you two.
I just had a cake I thought was Damon Albarn of the gorillas the proto vi tuber starting all the way back in the
2001 makes you think it really makes you think our next request is by neon blaze now neon blaze are
Definitely not fake. What the fuck does that mean?
Oh, boy, was that all?
I don't think I know the song.
I don't know the song.
I don't know the song.
What song is this?
What does that even mean bro?
What are these- what the fuck is going on?
So they were like, I don't know the words
Why do you do this to me?
You know they say that what I-
You know this is kind of a banger, maybe I shouldn't learn this song
So the vocal melody sounds like strange because
Why won't you recommend why don't you ask for a song by Hemiah?
Very strange to me
Pippa I've never heard of this song before
That says Pippa is filing DMCA claim over Pippa the Ripper because Jelly's covering it.
Are you are you trying to get me fucking DMCA?
What the fuck in the song until I get cleared, okay?
I have to go through DMCA multiple times.
Be one minute!
Don't DMCA me.
We're gonna sing a handier song.
Until I get permission.
How dare you!
You want me to get copyright claimed?
Information that I can sing this song on the streets and I actually learned it.
I will not be singing this song.
But thank you very much for your suggestion. We'll be singing a henna song right now.
Dio.
Or I know for sure is the so-do-loor!
Oh the fucking time, what's wrong with you guys?
Yeah, I'm gonna sing Umbrella.
Would you not know what every Vtuber does? I don't know man, I'm trying my best, okay?
I'm trying, I'm trying to stay informed. I don't even know!
I don't know anything.
It's a long and obscured joke. Oh!
I smile when I read my net, in time stepping out in the rain, make me think of a good old days, back to playing in the puddle.
We're so close to my- ooh, don't fuck with me, do you hear me?
Back to school!
Believe me, I don't need this anymore
Let's get real, come to me from the start
Now the light is on, let's run away from the eyes
Now I'll show you what's in the night
This song, this song
Do you wanna play the other game, you need it
I can't admit it, I can't forget
The one in the middle of my mind is the one with the saying
Next one is Farewell by Boris, OMG!
Now can you sing Rhyma the Ancient Mariner by Iron Maiden?
I'm just kidding. How about the real folk blues? Here are 50 subs.
Wait, there's like no karaoke of the song.
Do you have another song that I can sing for you?
There's like no karaoke of the song, and to play the actual song is very dangerous.
Actual song!
No, no, no, a farewell by Boris!
The DM by the Dimka, okay?
I don't want to play around with Dimka!
Just type it inside, and my mod will give it to me.
Okay?
And my mod will give it to me.
Now, I will shame the real folk blues for you, Razer.
Horses pulled by all the-
Today is gonna be really sad,
Cuz I can sing a song.
All you're doing is mental medicine,
carry your company, make up.
I hope you enjoyed my rendition of the song,
that I don't know.
You know, nobody's piece of shit. It was just a song. It was a song I made up.
Gifted subs! Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
Enjoy my rendition of this song.
I just want to know the light
I don't have a clue
I'm so excited
I got a request, somebody requested
See a space worm
That's what I'm saying
I'll give you the next song as soon as I pee
I'll be right back
You will buy my sound
I'm not open
I want more songs
I'm not open
I'm not open
I want more songs
I'm not open
I'm not open
But they said, any other musical theater song of my choice!
And you know, I can't, I can't, I can't pass up an opportunity of singing a musical song of my choice, you know what I mean?
Hey girl! I swear to God, stop being smartasses right now or else I'm gonna take this fucking keyboard and I'm gonna fucking throw it!
My bald bitch, you son of a bitch, bitch, I'm gonna fucking make you eat my fucking worm bald bitch!
I'm a girl Bernadette Pe-
Pfft! My queen!
Bernadette Peters!
You guys think it's so cool, huh?
Soon it will be full!
Little guy,
Stolen a little gold,
Rock a little wow,
Seechoo!
Had to get your prince,
Had to get your cow,
Had to have your wish, doesn't matter how
Anyway, it doesn't matter now,
It's full of
It's the blue, nothing but a vibe, can't be body sma-
It's the truth, you can always give her the boy, of course, what a f***ing blame, someone you can blame,
find if that's the thing you enjoy, placing the blame, if that's the aim, give me the blame, just give me-
She's supposed to swim over the rainbow, but we sent it already in your bl-
They are not here right now, okay?
Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?
Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that monkey over there.
Taken from me.
My rendition of...
...Rick Tator Salad.
And it's, I'm holding out for a hero.
Only acclaimed movie, short.
That's probably Tracy Chapman, which I've never heard the song before, and I don't know this, but you're the fuck out of this.
Don't know the song.
And I've never heard it in my life.
You know, sometimes I bet when you were a kid, you'd probably die.
Oh shit, my mom still never know that I looked at porn on the computer.
Mom fucking knew.
They don't want to talk about it with you.
They're like, oh shit, we don't want to have this conversation.
Let's just act like we don't know.
I swear to God, my whole life you never, you never kissed dad in front of me.
Why the fuck are you talking about doing it now?
For when I saw Luke Combs, Tracey Chapman and Iron Mouse sung this at the Grammys.
I'm sorry I ruined that song for you.
I hope you enjoyed that rendition of Fast Car that I don't.
I hope you liked it.
Welcome to the black parade by my chemical roam branch.
Which I'm supposed to be covering, but I'm just gonna let you know I don't know the song.
So...
But by the time I do the cover, I will know the song.
So it probably won't be this.
Coming out of this ponytail.
FUUUUUUCK!
All the non-believers.
The plans that they have made.
I'm sorry if I sound weird, my hands were...
Spotify.
They...
I'll leave you...
A fan come...
I can lead you in the summer
To join the Black Spur...
I'm just happy to see you came from the Hort
Hey there, you have a big fucking dick today
And slap that prime on the fucking table right now!
You have a big ass fucking dick today
And slap that prime on the table
Our next request is
Riot and Razer Glass from Pink or Dead Girl Walking
I will sing Dead Girl Wa-
Oop!
Dead Girl Walking
You should get a rib massage
For chance, maybe a rib massage might help.
My longest karaoke, no.
Uh, my longest karaoke session was during Cyclothon when I sang-
I'm killing you. I'm killing you.
I don't care about anything else, I don't give a shit about anything else.
I- my program is just get that fucking guy right now.
Does it-
Oh, he's running?
Nope, it's just-
School has been created
She says no needy ever be deleted
So hunt me down in study hall
Stepping off me on the wall
30 hours to live, how shall I spend them?
Option that I might spend these
Got no time to follow the script
You know what I mean?
You guys ready?
Look at you
I know how to play the flute, okay?
Um, do not see me using my mouth right now
See my balls
When I look at you, what I always see is the face of someone else who once belonged to me
When I look at you, you're standing there most breathing like summer
It's not important most days, the shoes and the saber, a place that it's patron
Taken, then I gave them
Black I used to be, although
It's true, I was never
Attention, sweet filter
I still remember that girl
She's imperfect, but she tries
She is good, she does
She is heart is broken and won't ask for her bestie
But she's kind in a beautiful
But she used to be hands life
Just slips in through a back door and pours out the person he was told to
How I'd got to you if I'm honest I know
I would give it all back
So people gifted the last three songs
I'm gonna try to sing them
Leave the songs for next time if the people that gifted and made a request say it's okay
Only if they say it's okay if not I'm gonna do them now
Please let me know if I can do them next time
Next time, thank you Frank, thank you Frank, thanks Frank, you're the best.
Good evening, Five Gang and Mousy. Love your singing as always, girl.
However, chat. I couldn't help but notice we're like 760 subs from the old record.
And what do you say we just ram that shit out right now? Five Gang Attack. I'll start.
Thank you, typical idiot!
Thanks, typical idiot. You, the Five Gang always has my back.
Oh, everybody, thank you guys so much for all your-
Holy sh- Holy sh- wait.
WAH! T!
Uh, uh, Rob, brah, it's-
It- that's cringe! Thank you for taking this off of us!
Evil Eden, uh, Molly and Lotus,
Scott, Peter, Sam,
What the f-
What the f-
Nice Papa Rock outfit,
All feeds, August,
Day, TeeJ, Elliott,
Forgetful Sees,
Vinny, Silk Road,
Thank you, thank you, holy shi-
What the fuck?
It's just a thing of Raven Minded,
thing of Uberheide, thing of David,
thing of-
Dave, Banco.
Zydrin, thank you timeless hero, thank you Charlie, what the fuck, thank you so much for the gift and so sad,
circuit chaser, thank you so much for the gift and so, oh my god, just a bear, John, Ren,
thank you guys so much for the gift and so, thank you guys so so much, holy shit, this is crazy.
ADP cleared my paycheck, let's go.
Mouse congrats on beating your sub record, but this ain't over until we at least take down the Coco Cara guy.
as I get the songs. So much holy shit, thank you so much!
So much holy shit, thank you so much!
The table like a rock party but you have a big fucking dick today
and slap that Prime on the fucking table right now!
Carol, thank you so so much!
Thank you so much, thank you so much!
You got us!
Thank you again, thank you for watching, for the gifts and so's
Thank you guys so much, unbearable, thank you so much for the gifts and so's
Thank you so so much, holy shit, can we make it the four hours?
I'm about to make a name for myself here.
I'm about to make a name for myself out here.
This one's for the 5 gifted subs. Thank you so so much. Thank you.
Oh my god. I'm about to fucking nut.
This one's for the 5 gifted subs. Thank you.
This is what we're up against. This is what we're up against.
This is what we're up against, Shat.
Let's put your videos on.
Thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs. Oh my god.
If we can make it to 4 hours, I'll be fucking sick as shit.
Thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs. Holy shit!
You guys are fucking killin' it.
Thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs. Scuttlebutt!
Thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs.
Thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs. We're growing big!
We're going big!
Have our Thank You So Much For The Five Gifted Subs!
Jack, I know it seems impossible.
Fake Lord, thank you so much for the gifted subs.
bonus, thank you so much for the gifted subs.
Papa Dan, thank you so much for the gifted subs.
Thank you so much for the gifted subs.
I know it seems impossible.
It seems impossible.
But we can make it to four hours.
I believe.
I believe.
Thank you so much for the five gifted subs.
The ten gifted subs,
fried rice to fuck that mountain and I believe I believe glad to get the
subs
bro we stand against titans we small worms we small women we stand up against
titans and this is the titan we must defeat this is the titan this is the
the titan that we face, titan.
Because we focus on the 10 gifted subs.
I believe it might not be today,
it might not be tomorrow,
but I believe we can get there.
I believe, I believe.
Coco Cara, I believe, I believe, I believe.
You know how many times we've been posted about
on Twizzler?
People calling me a cartoon, people asking why.
People saying what the fuck, people saying what the hell, people saying who the fuck is Iron Mouse?
Mouse is a woman!
Iron Mouse is Latina!
Fuckin' believe so, and that's why I'm asking you all my rats and all my mice.
I'm reveling you guys up.
For you see, like I said, the timer will stop adding time on October 1st, as the timer says,
Which means you can keep me as long as you want!
After October 1st.
Depends on how much you push that fucking timer, and you wanna know the best part about conquering this Titan?
It's not for me, it's not for you. It's for the Immune Deficiency Foundation! We're doing this shit for charity, bro!
We're doing this fucking shit for charity!
Fuck it's for a year ago. We did it two years ago, and this is the third time.
The third time we're gonna show them that we can conquer that fucking mountain and we can fuck that fucking mountain!
We're gonna fuck that fucking mountain, this bug bro!
I believe someone's gonna try to get the subs derpy things, someone's gonna try to get the subs!
And you know what's even better?
Is that soon? We're gonna have extra gifted bonus subs!
Picking in any minute now! Soon! Within a few hours!
If you gift five, you get an extra sub gifted!
Holy fucking shit!
Crazy!
Crazy!
We're gonna fuck that fucking mountain real good, you know that?
Listen bro,
we could have been playing satisfactory,
but we're not playing satisfactory because
my bestie is still challenge!
So you know what?
We're just gonna fuck the mountain!
Just gonna fuck the fucking mountain!
Five gang don't go thinking we are done yet.
We have to dexlack mobile mail off the list.
Lay down your subs five for five, let's go.
Let's go.
This is the last time you ever display any ounce of animosity towards my cinema role ever
again.
I swear to God, don't think that I forgot, don't think that I forgot, don't think that
I forgot that advertisement that you did at the streamer awards.
I'm not gonna forget that shit.
You know that?
He's a bunch of the ten gifted subs.
I'm not gonna forget that shit.
I'm not gonna fucking forget that shit.
You know that?
Cynesthesia! Thank you so much for the gifted subs, Tron! Thank you so much for the gifted subs!
PbH! Wolfram! Thank you guys so much for the gifted subs! Silent Bob! Lingo! Thank you guys so much for the gifted subs!
Ren! Thank you so much for the five gifted subs! Holy shit, we're fucking crushing it bro!
Wait, are we gonna make it to five hours? What the fuck?!
You and me! More time doing fucking crazy ass shit!
Dirt! Thank you guys so much for the gifted subs! Thank you!
Thank you! Bro.
We gotta keep on going.
We gotta keep on pushing.
Porter, thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs.
We might not conquer this Titan today.
But we're making leaps and bounds right now.
Kachina, thank you so much for the 15 gifted subs.
Thank you.
Pharmacy, thank you again for the gifted subs.
Thank you so so much.
Thank you so much for the gifted subs.
Some dude, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
You guys have been my rock this past month.
past month. You guys have been the best. You guys have been the best. You watched over
me sleeping this whole month. You guys have been with me every step of the way and I am
so grateful for each and every one of you. You guys are amazing. I couldn't ask for a
better fucking community, bro. I couldn't ask for a better fucking community. Dark Raven,
thank you so much for the gifted subs. It's crazy, bro. So many people saying so
much nasty shit. And you know what? You know what we just do? We just move along.
Have fun and do our thing! You know what I mean?
I'm gonna just carry for the five gang kicking us open the door.
Yeah, thank you so much for the thank you to subs!
We just do our thing, bro.
I have the best community in the world, and I love you guys so much.
You guys have been there for me.
You guys have changed my life,
and I appreciate each and every one of you.
Even if you've just got here,
even if you've been here for years,
you could just join today.
I appreciate you.
J.Tubble, thank you so much for the five gift and subs.
Are we gonna make it those six hours bro?
One of the ten gifted subs.
Five gifted subs, thank you so so much.
Thank you so much, thank you so much.
You guys are incredible, thank you guys so much.
Thank you guys so much for the five gifted subs.
Holy shit.
You know what, let's move this over here.
Now put this over here.
Coco cara.
Coco cara here.
There we go, coco fucking cara.
Holy shit, we hit 207, what the fuck?
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
all for charity even if we don't even if we don't make it to that to that level it's fine i'm happy
i'm just happy that we all got to be together we all got to hang up but we have to fuck that mountain
do you understand you hear me we gotta fuck that mountain and i believe we can fuck that mountain
you hear me five gifted subs we're gonna make today and we're gonna fuck that fucking mountain
I'm trying to guess thank you so much for the five gifted subs holy shit
I almost said six hours what the f-
I'm tight worm fuck that mountain
I've been fucking hours to believe because I'm starting to believe
Oh my god I'm about to fucking nut
Oh my god I'm about to
Worm
Find shit balls
Oh my god Martin
Oh Roti thank you so much for the five gifted subs
My five game you guys are amazing
Everybody you guys are all amazing
Mouse, I'm happy for you and you now being the number one most sub to Twitch streamer right now, I think
The idea for the I-Mouse Defense Force
This is what it's all about, this is what we're doing here today, bros
This is what it's all about, this is what it's all about, bro
Remember chat, starting tomorrow, Twitch will be pitching in a bonus gifted sub for every five bought at once
Shit, listen, I'm just letting you guys know
It... anything we end up on will be a record because we already smashed it last year, we smashed it bro.
Oh no, this song is playing, it's gonna make me cry.
Saying this song for the... I mean, the physical documentary.
We're so close to seven hours, what the fuck?
Who would win in a fight?
Earthworm Mouse or the world's largest tapeworm?
This is Earthworm Mouse.
5.
Gang, our queen has declared war.
75k subs in 5 days is doable but will take some strats.
1.
Subs only.
No bits.
No cash.
2.
Avoid mobile, cause extra fees eats money.
3.
Package subs only.
5 or more cheaper per sub and bonus tomorrow for mousy.
Bro, I couldn't sleep without thinking of you smashing that sub goal.
Now look where you are, Goral.
Congrats making it this far but don't stop their chat.
Keep climbing as far as you can go, I believe.
Now I can sleep happy.
Have a great night, y'all. Iron.
Thank you guys so much, fuck.
We must march to the mountain and fuck it.
Thank you guys so much, thank you guys so much for being so wonderful.
Fuck that mountain, bend it over the Himalayas and cause an earthquake.
People like talk so much shit about like, me to me and so forth.
Me too, it gave me back my life.
You guys gave me back my life, so thank you guys so much.
One day, one day I'll understand.
One day people will understand.
and I don't know my nose a lot.
Thank you so much for the tickets, it's, um, thank you guys so much.
Thank you for all the amazing, incredible love and support.
Thank you guys so much for changing my life.
I just hope that I can continue to work hard
so that I can continue to do a lot of cool things with you guys
and we can make more memories as a half-life.
You fucking did it out, beautiful queen.
Let's fuck this mountain together, three-keep it up, chat,
and I'm so proud of you, Mouse.
Let's keep subbing for this charity.
God bless you, Mousey.
Thank you so much for the pie and get the thumbs, thank you!
Thanks for watching, thank you!
No jokes, no bullying this time!
You're just my Kamiyoshi brother, congrats wholeheartedly!
You did it again, there's nothing you can't do, brother!
Mouse, you're my inspiration, three to the end of time!
Forget that much love to you, three and everyone here,
who contributed, I have the same autoimmune disease as well,
three love you with my entire heart!
So much for the pie and get the thumbs,
It's like they're like, holy shit, we hit eight hours! What the fuck?
Potato!
Congrats, Mousey. You deserve all the success you receive.
If you guys have a crime on the table like a big fucking cock,
show everybody that you have a big fucking dick today
and slap that crime on the fucking table right now!
Ugh, this song was so tough, but with my channels interminated,
I thought they weren't gonna come back and then they came back and now we...
mountain. Mouse, it was amazing meeting you at TwitchCon and it's amazing to be part of your
community to see all the good you do for everyone. Take our love and support, you deserve it.
Mouse, you are the best thing that happened to me. I'm glad that you're thriving.
Love you, Iron Mouse Pats, Iron Mouse Pats. Keep it up, Mousey. You deserve all the love and
support you are such an inspiration to all Iron Mouse love.
Before I know this, I'm sorry.
Chat really said remember the time we bought you a bed? How about 1.2 mil worth of suburbs,
Bork? You deserve every moment of love you get. This is the community you curated,
supported, and loved. No surprise they give the all back tenfold.
Okay.
See you for the five gifts and some toys!
Thank you guys so much, thank you!
Have to be honest, I used to be one of the people who talk shit on Fubaz.
But you and your friends have turned me around.
You are the change you want to see in the world and I'm glad you changed my viewpoint.
That is so sweet and kind, thank you.
It was very kind of you to say thank you.
Thank you for the 20 gifted subs, it was very kind. Thank you, thank you so much.
I woke up at 5am to hear Fuck the Mountain and you know what based.
Much love, Mousy. Thank you, Manny. Listen, all our people, they don't like what they don't understand and it happens, it's okay.
Manny, thank you for the 5 gifted subs, thank you. Thank you so much.
Virtual hugs are going to have to be a substitute for the real ones we want to give you.
One day I hope to give you real hugs.
Congratulations, Mousy. I knew your precious family was going to break last year's record.
Let's continue breaking more records. You got this, Mousy.
For the total, thank you, laser.
Mousy, I truly have never seen such a wonderful community.
Thank you, c'mon.
Full of so much positivity.
You have a unique community here, and I'm so proud to be a part of it for three years now.
Great job, Mousy!
Love you!
Love you!
Don't go shoot me soon.
Oh, thank you for the ride.
Hi guys, I'm sorry I'm crying.
I'm almost done. I'm sorry.
I gotta take my medicine site.
Super megalofo, thank you for the gift and some thank you.
Thank you! Thank you so much for the gift and some thank you!
Oh, pops, John the Five Gang.
Thank you!
We're fuckin' about to go.
Hope your day has been well.
My day has been amazing, it's because all of you guys are here.
Isn't that love? Thank you so much for the gift and so thank you.
Solothon is always the best time of my life.
Solothon is my vacation.
I'm okay.
I'm just emotional.
Day's been a crazy day.
We smashed our record today.
Today.
Truly, you're always worth it to the end, Mouse.
Behind the screen, the most beautiful Latina Queen.
We will always stand by three.
Also, don't fault to take your meds love you.
I can promise, it's us.
Thank you.
Oh my God, black wolf, dry in what the heck?
Do you switch to the 35 get the subs?
Mouse, I can't begin to express how much you inspire me every day.
I'm proud to call myself a member of the precious family.
I can't hear you so much, K-Shina. Thank you!
Thank you, K-Shina!
Welcome to the fight pyro, pups.
We will need your strength to fuck the mountain.
To the Iron Mouse Defense Force, Iron Muscle of Elf.
Thank you, sir. Thank you so much for the gift and some thank you.
I'm not so warm when I miss... everything.
Raise the timer.
Let's go.
Watch Arity.
For Mousy.
Oh man.
Okay.
Okay, I think I'm okay now.
I think I'm okay. I think I'm okay. I think I'm okay. I think I'm okay.
What should I get this up to thank you?
Mouse, see a couple of days ago I brought up doing a multi stream with that. I mean a stream on YouTube and Twitch at the same time.
This would be a perfect sub goal and perfect as a victory lap.
Chat, you know that if we all started donating Plasmon now and started banking that money, well that's a lot of subs for next year's sub-a-thon. That's all I'm saying.
What the fuck wait oh my god we're so close in nine hours what the fuck
Smoose you mentioned after breaking the record
Tat gave you back your life
No you took back your own life we are just enjoying the time with you
Keep it up and thank you for being fun to be around
Z's scuttlebutt forever
Aw this is really kind
Thank you so much for the good stuff
You and the community are far too powerful to leave the mountain unfucked
Thank you for getting me interested in VTubers and continue to rock on Muzzy.
Thank you for loving VTubers. It means a lot to me.
It's not just me. Thank you guys so much for not just supporting me, for supporting Michelle Jones,
for supporting all VTubers out there, man, because, you know, it's great and it's fun to be a VTuber.
I love the models more. Bye.
Thank you. Well, thank you for a bit. It's fun being a meet-uper, but it's also hard and it's a lot of work
So thank you guys so much for supporting me to worse
Take a block. Thank you so much for the gifted subs this like
This whole journey has allowed me to meet so many wonderful people that are so talented and it's so great
Like many others you've helped me through a lot of difficult days simply by being here doing your thing
Here's to another amazing sub-a-thon.
Thank you so much for a thank you to Sub-Stay-Gew.
Did someone say mountain fucking?
Mountain fucking, let's go!
Oh no, thank you so much for a thank you to Sub-Stay-Gew.
Thank you so much for a thank you to Sub-Stay-Gew.
Potato!
Oh hey, thank you so much for a thank you to Sub-Stay-Gew.
Thank you so much for a thank you to Sub-Stay-Gew guys!
In the little tree.
Ugh.
Have we saved Giga yet?
You're an amazing and beautiful person, Moussa.
We can't let anything happen to her!
Please!
Her face...
She can't defend herself.
She has T-Rex arms.
She doesn't have T-Rex arms.
Has the T-Rex arms.
Oh man.
Mountain's looking pretty small.
We're at 2 AK. Holy shit!
Geega needs T-Rex arms.
She always makes something.
She wants to get some steak here.
But also, Moussa, thanks to you,
I've been introduced to so many amazing Vtubers
I'm so proud.
I'm so proud.
Keep on being your amazing self.
Support your retubers.
Support your retubers today.
Thank you so much.
Oh, I'm so fine, guys.
Thank you.
Thank you, everybody.
Guys, I really need to go to the bathroom after peace so bad.
I've been holding it in since singing time.
Think of all of the famous worms, Iron Mouse, Jim.
Okay.
I can only think of two, but that show how hard it is to become one.
It's hard to be a worm, but somebody's gotta do it. I'll be right back.
Okay, five gang.
Last message for me tonight. Hold some of that ammo for tomorrow bonus subs start at 10 AM Pacific 1 AM Eastern.
Chat truth is the timer doesn't matter much anymore. Only records matter. Fuck that mountain chat, five gang strong.
Chat smells.
But also, please don't edge the timer, that would be a fucking foolish way to end our attempt to fuck the mountain.
Really good, actually. Haruka, however, smells like...
I can't even say that to our face.
Okay, but actually, you guys did amazing. And this is insane.
Honestly, giga-chads, congrats.
Hush, oooookay, real talk, what does she mean by swimming?
Like in the toilet?
Like is she in the toilet right now?
No, worm fell in.
I can babysit till she gets back.
I don't know how long she'll be. She'll show up any second now.
Hi chat.
Good morning.
Wakey, wakey, it's midnight.
It's time for your daily dose of mouse.
Go get her out. I am not reaching the toilet.
Absolutely not. I'll put like a piece of cardboard in there for her to wiggle her way out of.
I am not reaching in the toilet. You got me fucked up.
Absolutely not.
I'll go get like a ladder out of like a Barbie playhouse or something and put it in there.
I am not official. Nope, I'm good.
I'm so good. Toss her ladder. Yeah, I'll just throw a ladder in.
You wouldn't pull Mal's out of her toilet.
I would get her something to get her out if it was an emergency.
And like Mal's was somehow like drowning in the toilet.
I would reach into the toilet and get her out.
But if she was just floating going help, but like she was fine, I would go get something
to get her out.
I would not, I would not, I would not reach in unless it was an emergency situation.
Like if she actively needed me to, I would.
She's just like floating and she's perfectly fine, and she's just going help you know like the way she does I
Would go get something. I'm like you can have three seconds. I'm gonna go find something to let you climb out on
Who are you no one? I'm a figment of your imagination
You've been left alone for too long, and now you're imagining voices
You're imagining that too. You're imagining dogs now. They're a new toy. She's very excited about it
She's very excited about it. Can I have it?
No? You don't even want to talk either, wow. You have no interest in chat today. She said,
I don't want to talk to chat right now. I've got a toy. Moose spotted. Oh hi Moose! Aren't
you in like... Can I... Wait, can I say what you're doing right now? I don't know if I'm
allowed... Am I allowed to say what you're doing right now or do you not want me to?
Yeah, she's literally in the bath right now! She's literally in the bath right
now. Ma'am! Ma'am! I said she smells and she went to the bath. I do her her new toy.
She's got it now. Hey the toy, do you want me to... I can't throw it unless you give
it to me. Peanut, I can't. It's not how... I can't. Peanut, I can't. Peanut, I cannot
throw it if you don't want to hand it over. Take only throw. Yeah, she's a husky. She
She goes, ow, ow, ow, hold on, can I get her to auto-tune it?
Oh, perfect, does she talk back all the time?
All the time, and she only makes noise
when it's the worst time.
I had a meeting today, and as I'm in this meeting,
I'm like, we're discussing stuff, hello?
You smell toilet paper.
No, go back, that was in the meeting today,
and as I'm like, you know, like saying my part,
all day here in the back,
of her squeak in her toilet.
I'm sorry.
I'm trying to tell a story right now, ma'am.
Yeah?
Ma'am?
Yeah.
You wanted me to be like, you were like, why didn't you hear it?
I was like, I was in the bathtub.
Can I hear one splash?
I promise.
I am having a bath right now in my swimsuit.
Yeah, in her swimsuit.
She's in her swimsuit right now.
I was actually really fucking cold, that's why I'm coughing, so.
No, that's so valid.
When I get too cold, I just lay it underneath like your blanket and turn it on.
Yeah, that's why I'm in the cup show, I just want you to smell.
Are you washing you and your clothes?
Yeah.
Watch every day of my clothes.
I've always had a rubber ducky, I want a rubber ducky in the tub.
Oh, I have one rubber ducky and he doesn't float upright.
Oh really?
Yeah, it's because he's a rubber ducky.
And he just has a penis on him.
Like a fucking human fucking penis on him.
I don't think it was ever meant to float
because I put him in water one time
and he just immediately like flipped upside down.
Why?
Because once upon a time,
I thought it was funny to put anything
that was suggested on my throne,
actually on my throne,
but then people started to buy the stupid items.
So now I own stupid shit.
Now I just own stupid shit.
And I was like, well, I have him.
I may as well just like, you know, put him in the water.
And he put the put up.
So I'm like, well, you know, it'd be like that.
But he just sits over there now.
I honestly forget I have him until somebody brings up a rubber duck.
And I'm like, oh yeah.
That sounds like you.
Thank you. What do you want from me bro?
I literally just work here. I'm hungry.
I have food in the fridge but honestly I want anything that isn't the food in the fridge.
You know what I'm saying? I don't care what it is as long as it's the food that's like not fridge.
You know? Like I want anything that's not that.
Ducky dude! Like it's a fucking normal rubber ducky. It's just like a gag gift.
What do you want from me? It's fucking tiny.
The rubber ducky is like a fucking inch big. What the fuck do you want from me bro?
Alright, you leave double dick gojo out of it. We don't need to talk about the gojobs.
It's average! Okay, chat.
Okay.
We'll instantly pan it together to collectively say it's average.
Oh, chat, I'm sorry.
Oh.
Oh.
I have food in the fridge, but I don't want it. I want something like yummy.
like yummy and I know that's not good for me but like it's good for my soul you
know what I'm saying like it's not it's not good for me but it is good for my
soul to eat it for my mental health the unhealthy food is good for me I need it
can we talk about gojo absolutely not no we cannot nothing so fried chicken oh
Oh my God, that sounds so good right now.
Could I hold on?
Can I?
Chat, tell me?
No, tell me.
Ari, be responsible and go eat the food in the fridge,
because I'm heavily considering ordering food now.
I'm trying to ignore the people that are saying, do it.
I'm trying to ignore the people that are saying, do it.
I'm just looking away like, no, no, I don't see that.
I don't see it.
No, I'm looking at people who are saying, no.
eat some grass? What the fuck? You know, you want me to do it? Throw it a toy?
Waste the left. I know, you're so right. No, I've got so much food that's about to go
bad up there. I need to go eat that. But it doesn't, it doesn't...
Aaaaaaah! What's in the fridge? Like chicken. Do it. It's like chicken. Veggies.
Chicken and veggies. About two or already bad. Collectively, some are bad, some are about to be bad.
You ever know something goes bad and you just keep it in your fridge until it's trash day so it doesn't sink up your trash,
whether it's in the house or if it's outside? You ever just leave it in there until trash day so that way it just doesn't start to smell?
Like I'm not talking like it's weeks old, I'm talking like you know you shouldn't eat
it yet but like it's not to the point where it smells so you just leave it in the fridge
so like it doesn't it doesn't go bad until it's trash day and then you throw it out.
Yes, okay I'm glad I'm not the only one because some people were acting like I was
crazy.
Some people were acting like I was crazy but like you leave it in there when it's
and I'm not talking about like oh it's like it's like old old old I'm talking
like you know it's like a couple days past when you should eat it so you just
keep it in your fridge until the next trash day so that way it doesn't like go
like bad bad. Is it crunch? I can't fix that! The last time I played music for you
guys, someone's like it's okay, you can play whatever you want because the music
won't be in the bottom. Yeah let me just pop over to Mouse's house
really fast and play it through her music so that it won't be like you
think I just have the ability to do that? I can't! I can't hold on let me
Let me just jump in my car and I'll start driving in a random direction until I find
mouse.
Let me do that.
Let me just jump in my car, I'll just start driving, I'll get there eventually.
You'll know which way to go, but if I try everywhere, eventually I will find it.
I'll start knocking on every door.
Now, I just have to be louder than the music so you can't hear the music.
You can't hear the crunch if I'm louder than it, right?
fixed? I did it! Did the sheer willpower fixed? You can leave now? You're so right.
You're so right. I'm just gonna go ahead and show myself. Okay, I got lonely. You
don't understand Chad, the next time I leave I'm taking the music with me. I'm
taking the music with me. I'll crunch your music. I'll re-crunch your music.
I'll re-crunch your music. How can you be lonely with Popper? That's so true.
Peanut, would you love to have an intellectual conversation about the fact that the next Nintendo
console will theoretically, if we follow the trends from the Nintendo 64 forward, it should
in theory fail.
Peanut, you're not contributing to this conversation whatsoever.
Point of view.
You just created point of view.
A good point, Peanut.
I feel about the fact that we haven't had a new Mario Kart game since, hold on.
What is your opinion about the fact that we haven't had a new Mario Kart in 10 years?
The fact that we haven't had a new GTA since 2013 has been 11 years, Peanut.
Where is GTA 6?
Peanut.
Peanut, what did you do with GTA?
Peanut, what did you do with GTA?
Hold on.
I want to do another one that hurts even more.
I can't find this information readily available.
You feel about the fact that Skyrim is on every platform possibly available.
Every console platform. You can play Skyrim in your suite probably.
I mean, shit. There's probably a patch for that.
Skyrim on your smart bridge.
That would actually kind of go hard.
Every Sonic game. That's the one squeak. The one squeak.
I want you to know I waited for her answer because what she did she picked up
I asked her the question she picked up her toy then she put her foot on her head
Like her back foot and then she squeaked at once
It is the perfect answer that is the perfect answer
That is the real answer
But I'm sorry peanut
Anything other than Sonic Adventure 2 battle is not valid
In this house, we love Sonic Adventure 2 Battle the most or nothing.
However, I will accept people saying that Sonic Frontiers is their favorite only because
Finder Flame goes so hard, unironically.
So hard.
Like, it's shutting, but it does.
They all go hard, you're so right, Chow Garden goes absolutely hard.
Like, it's hard.
I don't know why I choked on that.
It goes so hard.
I can't talk anymore. I talked too much today. Now I can't talk anymore
I'm not gonna lie though. I feel like Sonic Adventure 2's
Chow Garden best belongs in your memories because like I have such fond memories of that and then I actually went back and played that game semi recently
I did like a
Blindfold gaming thing where I was blindfolded and Harka was my eyes and she had to guide me through it and
Like I'm not gonna lie to you chow guard and kind of sucks today
Yeah, I did not age well
His mouth's okay. She fell into the toilet. She'll be fine
She's going for a swim. Some of you are gone. So I was gonna babysit
Don't love me
Put all my favorite snacks eight feet above the ground
I can't fucking get them!
The step stool or something?
The step stool? Gone.
Have them.
You know who taped on the door of the snacks?
What?
A fucking smiley face.
Wronged on my dad.
You need your snack!
Oh no!
I swear I got my dad.
Old man, sometimes when you talk to him these days, he's like
Who? Who? Who? Who?
If he's not scrolling on TikTok on YouTube shorts, okay?
shorts okay cuz he's like he's like internet brain-rodded now right but
sometimes you'll get a stroke of sharpness and that time was today he said
oh yes with this momentary clarity I will hide my daughter's snacks
I'm gonna open the top shelf that's like eight feet off the blackboard, it's the highest level
And I'm just like, how the fuck did he even put him up there?
So messed up!
I will never reach then!
I'm not gonna lie though, that's kind of funny
I need a fucking ladder!
I'm really sorry
I don't understand why
Oh no
He does have priorities. He took all my snacks away from me. No rice cakes. No croutons.
No croutons. No croutons. No rice cakes. No Cheerios.
No Cheerios. Cheerios. I'll climb the counter for you. I'll get up there.
Nothing.
Pushing stuff. Nothing too much.
Nothing too much.
I just messed up
man
No, Cheerios
Did you like ask him and he said no no no he's sleeping oh
So everyone's asleep, and you just let you just look at it like man
I'm like they literally what you literally walk he did before I went to bed and he went to bed
I guess he's gonna wait till tomorrow.
Cause he knows that I'm not gonna wake up, I'm not gonna go in there, but if he's gonna
just be taller still you're gonna have to wait for snacks for tomorrow.
Can't have snacks until tomorrow.
No snacks till tomorrow.
I'm crying in the club right now.
Oh no.
At least I have my Chalky Milk.
Uh, yeah, you bought your Chalky Milk.
That's good.
Hey, liquids.
Uh, you be...
Like the bird I am.
Yeah, I'm totally gonna doordash a ladder.
Yeah, I was gonna say something like that, doordash a ladder.
Can you imagine?
That's also the such a specific thing.
Can you imagine?
That's so funny.
Door dash a ladder.
Let me just door dash a ladder right quick.
No!
What are your plans tonight, Mousy?
Can't you use a chair? Do you not understand?
I can't reach it even with a chair.
Oh no!
I honestly don't know how he got that up there.
Also, why can you stack food up that high?
What's the point of that?
Yeah, who is that made for?
Who the fuck is that made for?
Also, I can't trust myself to stand on a chair. I think I'd fall.
Yeah, that would be very scary.
My plans for tonight?
I don't know, yet. Play games or something.
They're play games.
Yeah, I did get a lot of singing.
Oh, be careful with your voice.
I need to go rest mine, too.
Oh yeah? What were you doing today?
I streamed for like six hours and now I need to stop screaming.
And what did you play?
I screamed for like two hours then I played Cult of the Lamb.
And then you screamed some more.
And then I screamed some more so I screamed a lot today.
But why did you scream before your play was in?
No, I didn't. I haven't seen that today.
I saw her today.
Yeah.
They asked you something in your message and she made me have a heart attack.
Oh, I saw that. Oh my god
What the fuck bro?
You're like, are you okay?
She's like, Harka, Harka and she tried to hit you with the cheese
That was a joke. You were like, Harka's bait.
Harka stopped in while you were while you were falling into the toilet.
She did.
Yeah, she was taking a bath and I was just like, splashed a proven. She just splashed the water.
She was naked and she came in here!
No, she was in a swimsuit!
She was in a swimsuit!
Oh my god, she was in a swimsuit?
She was in a swimsuit in the bath!
Taking a shower!
In the... in the...
She was soaking.
She was soaking in the shower?
She was taking a bath.
She was like, it was cold, so I just wanted to take a bath.
Somebody was like, birthday soup?
Legend has it that mouse will grow a micrometer for every additional sound.
Who is a swimsuit?
Chat, can we help her grow taller so she can reach her snacks?
Help me grow to reach my snacks, please.
You just gotta stretch out your little worm body.
Oh no.
We don't say soaking anymore.
Oh. Why'd you take it like that though?
You don't know what soaking is? I know what they mean
but it's like, if I say someone is soaking in the bath.
Like, you know what, like, that's the intentional use.
I don't know if it's that or if it's that.
I feel like, if I say it like that, it's like, I feel like it's obvious like that.
Okay, I'll use a different word.
She was sitting in the bath.
She was contemplating her life in the tub.
What do you want from me?
Okay.
We haven't got a ME!
This is messed up.
This is the worst timeline.
I need to stop screaming.
No more screaming.
No more screaming.
No more screaming.
I need to stop.
Peanut, you have to do all the screaming now.
Thank you for stopping by.
Yeah!
I love you.
I can eat anyone for anything.
Let me know.
Okay.
I was sorry.
It's all like a big fucking cock.
So everybody that you have a big fucking dick today and slap that prime on the
first one.
Okay.
Fucking talk!
So everybody that you have a big fucking dick today and slap that prime on the fucking table right now!
Able- unable to continue the Frank Stone game?
I just wanna try to do the Frank Stone game.
Oh god, I'm so scared.
Warm subnautica!
Nobody else noticed the timer stopped working.
What? It stopped working? It's still working? What are you talking about?
Huh?
The play with Connor.
I must hang up my hat.
I'll do a poll. We'll do a poll. We'll do a poll.
Happy dad channel. Oh wait, not channel. Oh, there's a big worm always channel
She will Merry Christmas. Oh, what do?
Honor is playing League at the moment. That's true
Yes, I don't like type of the worm with my worm tentacles. It's just a big tentacle. What the fuck?
Tentacle everywhere you find good. Thank you. Here we have
Uh, si sona estres, you splash water for Jack because you're having a bath.
Yeah, and you're bathing too, right?
No, get a hold of it, much for me, si sona estres, subnautica.
Okay guys, Minecraft and subnautica.
We'll do both today.
What should we do first, Minecraft or subnautica?
Yeah, we have lots of time.
We'll do it for a little bit and then we'll go on Shubnautica.
Oh wait, unless the poll shows me otherwise.
But everyone's tiny in his eye.
All right, you want this soda yourself?
No, let me tell you something.
I have not finished the crime cleanup game.
We could play that after.
After Shubnautica.
And then tomorrow!
I'm just letting you guys know tomorrow we're going to be going to the Tokyo Game Show
with HaiGuy and possibly do maybe a collab with friends, maybe play golf with friends.
And soon we'll be passing out the submission forms for room reviews as well as chat, submit some goals.
My Q&A submission form, my Q&A submission form. We got a lot of submission forms opening up tomorrow.
So am I doing the stamp thing?
Yeah!
And it starts October 1st.
Of course I'm doing the stamp thing!
What the heck?
What?
Who would I be?
If I didn't do the stamp thing.
The stamp thing.
Okay, for those of you that don't know,
for those of you that don't know,
the Shoujo is having a stamp rally.
A stamp rally.
The Shoujo talents will all be collabing
with other Shoujo members to earn their stamp
and compete to see who can collect everyone's stamp
the fastest. Uh, collabs must be live streamed in at least two hours. Only one on one collabs
will earn a stamp and group collabs will not count towards a stamp. Only one collab per
day will be counted in the back side. Tokyo Game Show Quick, make sure High Guy has the
V Show Joe credit card. Yeah! The grand prize will be awarded to the member who collects
the most stamps during the event period. Bro, I have to fucking win, I swear to
God. Unfortunately, Hedya's still six, so she's not participating. Well, I will
win in her honor. We need some spooky Halloween playlist. We need a Halloween playlist. Bro where's
my minecrafts? It gets to launch and eat your heart out dad. I got my snacks anyway. I was
like hello? Oh yeah I also have a key for that new scary game. I need to play that game. I wanna
plate. They showed you crap! Oh chat we forgot we have a job to do. This isn't a job I had to do.
We can't. We gotta do this. Oh this is okay. I heard the skeletons. I heard the sound of skeletons.
You guys have never seen me play Minecraft and might be wondering. Okay guys you can go
How much did I get this time? You might be wondering, um, where am I? Um, why are you so short?
Well, I'm one block tall and that's my life. What the fuck do you mean accurate? Fucking noise shade on your ass.
What the fuck? It's not in my hand. I'm thinking so much for a five-week insurance, thank you.
Same size as real life. What the-
Uh-oh.
Can we fuck a mountain in Minecraft?
Yes. Yes we can.
Sorry silver birch trees, you can't be here.
We don't need silver birch trees here.
This is a pumpkin field of havens.
You don't want no silver birch here.
It's all good.
Already a jekyll? Already jekyll enters here?
Who put these down here?
Plans are...
Maybe just gonna bring it down.
Maybe like to hear?
Maybe I think...
Let's get rid of all this excess, you know?
We don't need all this fullness.
Not in my life.
Way more efficient than monkey.
Mine's 4 to make a great essence.
What happens if you combine...
Okay, so it turns out
I offer 4 to a great chalice.
Well, I need to make 4 little ghosts.
I hope I find little ghosts.
Oh, that's all about.
It's so weird.
This song would sound like it was made today apple roll or something. Oh, it's a bad now
I'll look you know for working right now. This is what I do
This is the type of work I get done when I'm not streaming. I
Put on some music or a YouTube video
I just sit here and I just break fucking blocks
Until I can't break any more blocks. There's nothing better than just throwing a fucking mountain
You know when I'm the crowd control microphone day?
Definitely can't do it on here.
We need like our own little world.
Because it will destroy everything!
Everything we've worked for, all our hopes and dreams!
All our dreams, all our wishes,
deceased, dead, God and buried.
This city was making our house.
I wanna go look, go take a look.
I'll go take a tiny peek.
What the worm, what?
What the work doing?
It's going to be a good semester, I'm telling you.
Can't even find American.
I'm working on this right now.
Yeah, it's true. I don't know when I would find the time to do it.
I probably will be able to update it until after Sylathon.
I'll be honest with you.
Let's go to Sushi's house first.
And it's a warm-
What the-
This is not my house. This is my storage facility.
I see it's still doing well.
What's Citiboroh guarding over everything?
Good job, Citiboroh.
Good job, Citiboroh.
Wait, wasn't this place flooded?
This? This room?
This is the day this room will be filled.
What do you think about the maze?
No, no, no. This is my storage.
Close, which is awesome.
Did you ever get your free rule books?
One day I'll get my free rule books.
Oh my god.
I was flying and then the sun just was...
Bwaah!
Yeah, because I want to do...
Well, everybody on the server, they can build something in the Halloween town.
Yeah, so I was leveling the land to make it flat.
You can work on your house.
Yeah.
My work is boring.
Your work is boring?
Well, making like a stained glass here.
A stained glass that can slide or is it just decorative?
Like slide like open?
It's just decorative, but I think there is glass that can slide.
Yeah, I think I have a sliding glass door, but I was wondering if I can make colors to it, but probably not. Maybe it's only clear color.
I see sliding door. Yeah, it's just door, not window.
Pt, the other day, she made me that beacon over there.
Aw, that's nice! She made your beacon!
Yeah, she's so nice, and she was like teaching me how to open it and stuff.
Do you have any tips for me if I'm creating a home?
Do you have any tips that I should do or shouldn't?
Pretty house, you know you can use a tutorial if you're stumped.
There's tutorials on YouTube.
Yeah, I was looking at the tutorial but it was super confusing.
Maybe I should really go for a basic one.
Basic tutorials.
You can do what I believe.
just make it and then if you don't like it just keep on like breaking it and
adding new stuff so maybe that's a way to learn yeah if you need anything I can
give it to you even for you really yeah is it possible to get like something
that I can fly so like it might oh you want to fly yeah because when I was
making the roof and ceiling it was kind of difficult.
I don't know if I have an extra light tray, let me check.
I don't have an extra light tray, but I give you scaffolding.
What is that?
Hmm, watch.
Staffolding?
Why isn't it putting down?
What the heck?
Hold on.
Oh, is it because it's on a slab?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you made this out of wooden slabs.
Yeah.
Yeah, I can't put it down.
come come look at this and climb up space bar I can give you I can give you
can have these and then I give you these
this gonna be so helpful and they're all yours
oh and look this is this makes it easy look watch easier than
putting a block underneath my now you'll be able to do all these things
yeah it's gonna look so good
It's gonna be a show go up one more say like if you if you had an electric a fly
I wouldn't have helped the best thing is scaffolding
You can build it anywhere, and you could just go anywhere
And then when you're done you just tap it and it all falls down, and then you pick it up, and that's it
No, no you can't like
I'm gonna go finish working on the thing
I'm gonna get good at any of them game. 10 of 10 one impose. So wait, which game are they gonna play? Oh, do you guys want a tiny tour?
This is
This is me to house for that's tower in here. They're
creepy weird ass fucking
Okay, the bathroom that has no you can't look through the other side. I got here. Wait. What's this way?
Oh her storage
Okay, what's that?
Hmm, it was on game 9?
I thought it was on game 10. Somebody said it was on game 10.
Will we bear the fruit main for my birthday?
This is Katie's house.
It's a pumpkin car.
This is Katie's house.
We'll throw the portal into the house.
I'll do the art museum because I think
we'll lag a bit less than a painting,
so I think I'm going to change it a bit.
And then this is fruit house,
Which is stationed here into a Dujan?
This leads into Katie's house.
Cool.
He reanimated Soul Sand even do.
This is the McDonald's.
They have all of our mooshies here.
The entrance to Hedda's maze.
Giga's shack.
Dujan's shemma-mamo.
This is Mel's house.
This is the bridge that I built.
I built this bridge.
I've been integrated.
Look at this so much for the rate.
I hope you're a great stream.
I've been listening to your new song, Time to Feast and never getting tired of it.
Love everything about it, keep on worming Queen.
Oh my god, thank you.
This isn't a post shop, ish?
I can send packages to everybody on the server.
Can I direct to everyone?
I should.
Why?
Is this what Macy's with that attachment?
With that, uh, with that, uh, mod thing?
That is so cool.
Ever only Junior?
Trapped at Meche Main?
What the fuck is this?
I'm a crab.
What? Where are these crabs coming from?
No, I see a songhole. I suddenly remembered something, if I recall correctly.
Katie was showing Sayeer in the animated worm on a leash video,
and she mentioned that she'd love to do a cover of it with you.
So let's reach the 200 tank sub-goal farm.
Iron Missalosa.
Where are these crabs coming from? What the fuck?
There's so many of them.
What the fuck?
Ghost crab?
Is it edible? I don't think we could eat them.
My arm!
And then let's dye your bell.
New establishments. We showed you HQ which Ari's been working on. I guess it's like Giga Hennia here.
This is Camila's house, I think.
If I remember correctly, this is Camila's house.
This is Kudo's Abomination.
He keeps all his crazy ass machines and stuff.
I'll never forget when we close this off.
I'll never forget when we close this off and he thought it was night time.
Ha ha ha ha!
Airport!
I don't think it has field eyes.
This is Heaven Lee's house. Heaven Lee's house.
Ari's house is a tree house.
And then this is Sushi's place.
And then this is Froggy's place here.
Big ass frog.
And she's making aquariums here.
I don't know what people are building here. I don't know what the heck this is.
Oh, I think that's, uh, Joel's place.
Joel's place.
And then, what the fuck? Who made this?
Wishes for some thick femboy world hunger happiness for all
out who I
Wish for me my friends and chats who all get dream their dreams
I wish for my dream and happy for myself and for my friends that wishes for Venus world peace
Bacon and steak. I wish for all my homies to never have pneumonia again. Oh my god
I'll penny a ton recovers quickly
Aw.
May and Chat use all their love and energy to wish Hanya a quick and safe recovery.
We hope she's taking care of herself.
Bigger boobs.
There's no more signs.
The T-Shot. Ooh.
Huh?
Radio station?
Made a whole-ass radio. What the fuck?
Did you see the Hanya shrine?
You knew shrine?
This place. What the fuck?
I gotta go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
He keep falling, gosh, gosh, don't he?
Skeletons.
Wow, this is really cute.
Love it.
Anything else I'm missing around here?
I forgot where Mei lives.
My whole map got reset because of all the crazy shit that happened.
So, everything got reset for me.
So, I don't remember where she lives.
I'm gonna have to ask her once she gets on.
Probably have a waste on, but bro, have you seen the waste on list?
There's just so much shit on it.
You know what? I really should do this. Why not?
It's time. It's time to figure out what everything is.
Bipsy's Love Cave.
Oh, it's right over here.
It's gonna take too long.
Never mind. This is a terrible idea.
This is a terrible idea. I can't even do it now!
Forget my idea. It's terrible idea. Never mind. Oh my god
Minecraft just don't work for me, bro
bro
That poor server
We're struggling bros. We're struggling
above my head
Let Jesus said oh
My god, this fucking spider's gonna shit at me. Why did jump scare me like that jump scared me?
I think if we bring this down just a little bit, just a tad, just a tiny bit.
You know what I mean?
Just bring it down a tiny bit.
What the...
Get down just a tiny bit, you know what I mean?
I think we need to specify that it should only be like out to here.
Like out this way.
I should make a fence.
I should make a fence, shouldn't I?
The music playing, what's wrong with the music?
The music that's playing, what's wrong with it?
Is it bad?
How does anyone burn down the buildings, bro?
She didn't burn down the last time,
she's not gonna do it.
Lock in, and you know that's true.
Tell her it's a fucking contest, you know what I mean?
That's the only way to wrangle her in.
Wrangle her in, bros.
All right, what are the...
Let me guess coordinates.
I'm gonna go with, I think I'm just gonna make a shit ton of fence, and then put a, enclose it in a fence.
It's only till the 5th it's upstairs, okay?
Make it for me. Make me a fence. I can make these.
Oh, oh my god, it's being so difficult.
You soon?
Huh?
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? What does that mean?
Or, Connor, wait, what happened? What happened to Connor?
What happened to him?
He's getting crushed. No turning to them!
How does this keep happening to them?
Okay, bye.
Do you have any fence pieces?
Oh, I have fence pieces.
Oh, this gets thick.
What is it?
Bloops.
You're giving me.
Would that even be enough?
I think it'll be fine.
I think it'll be fine.
Thanks, Razor. You guys are the best.
I'm so happy and proud to be a part of the Razer family's...
Thank you, Razer.
You're always been awesome.
Alright, I'm putting the fence.
No.
I don't like it.
I don't like the placement.
We'll block off from here?
I think you thought you were going to get the substance, thank you.
There's a tiny little thing here.
This is the edge from here, and then...
I don't want to do it from here, so...
Maybe we should keep the crevasse.
It's the crevasse, I say.
No, we won't... I don't know. I don't know where to get the crevasse.
It's the crevasse. Okay, we'll keep the crevasse. We'll keep the crevasse.
We'll put the edge at the end of the crevasse.
No building past the edge of the crevasse.
Oh, here. What the fuck?
No building!
Okay.
Like a goddamn bear. No building past this point.
And now we go this way.
Jesus!
You didn't just say anything.
My critical offensive goes this way.
You know what? We'll keep the back end as far as people want to go.
We put the boundaries, it's fine.
Put the middle here.
What's the coordinates?
One... We have 105 for a chest.
And I have a track chest.
We're gonna write.
Well, the sojo being contested is way over till crazy Halloween town this year.
On our new server, you have until the week of Halloween.
Let's put it in here.
I left this one.
Can we do this one?
Ooh.
But can you fucking not check for any people?
Look at this alarm.
The alarm.
Alright, I'll be right back.
I have to go to the bathroom really quick and then I'll be right back.
This year I'm gonna do a haunted house.
Last year, I don't remember what I did.
I think I just did the tunnel and I did a cemetery.
I did the tunnel and I did a cemetery.
But I think this year I'll do a haunted house.
I'll be right back.
Oh yeah, I did a tombbuck too.
I'm back baby.
I think I'm all minecrafted out.
I think I'm all minecrafted out guys.
I'm gonna minecraft it out, okay?
Enough blocks.
Enough block time.
Enough block time, bro.
I'm all blocked out.
97 hours? Holy shit!
After all that time, they finally did it.
Renny first some...
some subnautica adventure.
I don't know, I just got the bug to play subnautica.
I wanna be in the ocean.
Now factory?
I don't know he said he said we'll play satisfactory if if he beat it, but I don't know if he's gonna have time
I don't know cuz he's been on him quite some time
He said we would play satisfactory, but I don't know if that's true or not
It's just day
Time to get wet
Braver, thank you so much for the 50 gifted subs, holy shiiiit!
Thank you so much, Braver. Thank you very very much.
Thank you so so much, holy shit. Today's been a crazy day.
We broke our record! Part of finally breached this fucking challenge!
Amazing, amazing! Oh, shit, we got new beds added. New people submitted new beds.
People submitted new Subacon beds.
So when is Zen doing her God Gamer challenge,
She talks the talk now. She's got to walk the walk.
Oh my god. I think if we could do it, we could do it with Zen.
I would love to do it with Pete.
I think, but I feel like Pete's not confident, but I want to do it with Pete, so if Pete wants to do it with me, I'm down.
But I think if anybody, if we could do it with anybody, I'd definitely think we can make you have it with Zen,
because then, you know Zen, when, when Zen has to lock in, she locks in.
You know what I mean?
I'm down if Pete would be interested, but I think he's apprehensive.
I know for sure that if, I know for sure that if I talk to Zen Zen will definitely be like yes, of course
I win every time, you know how she, you know how Zen is, you know how Zen is, she's like I win every time
Of course, happy that they won, let's go!
No more follow guide, follow guide, practice session, sad, yeah the practice session is over guys
But you know what? Now we have time to play other games!
We can finally play Fortnite again! Because somebody's taking my Fortnite partner!
He has art. Who's art? I didn't see any art.
Who's art? Sorry?
I thought I had cute art made of him and let- aww.
He always commissions such great art. It's so cute.
Now you can play. Uh, if he wants to play, I'm totally down, but
he told me that we would, but I don't know if he's still down.
What league marathon? What are you- what?
An extra wane?
Bro, they're fucking crazy.
Guys, let's jump onto Subnautica.
Forget about it.
Pfft!
Just don't think.
Subnautica time.
I've been dying to play since we last played, because...
I haven't really gotten-
I haven't never gotten that far in Subnautica.
E4?
Shit!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, hold on.
Wait, hold on, I gotta answer-
Sorry about that.
Oh my god, I totally forgot that.
Hm?
Sorry.
I had to answer... I had to answer QT, I'm sorry. Oh my god.
She sent me a message yesterday and I was like, yes, I will answer the second I wake up.
Well, she's probably still awake. There's no way she's not awake.
So much for the five gifted subs! Thank you very, very much!
And thank you for the Prime! Also, a hidden gem. Thank you so much for the Prime. I appreciate it.
Some hater jerk on Twitter... On Twitter, it plays us right to get people to doubt Iron Mouset.
the opposite of that maybe want to join stream that's very kind of you you know
people listen man people are open listen people are allowed to have their own
opinion about me it's fine I'm just gonna do what I do and be me if they don't
like it then I'm not for them you know I mean if they don't like it they they
don't like me and that's fine keep on warming you know I'm gonna keep on
That's all. I'm just gonna keep on warming. You know what I mean?
Mouse, what the fuck?
Oh my god, I have to pee again.
I'm gonna fucking go apeshit.
Sane, I- I'm on fluids and shit! Eat my balls!
Oh, what it's like to be on a drip all the time, okay?
So I'm a worm. It just goes right through me. You know what I mean?
I mean.
Yow.
Why this worm got 20?
Why doesn't she have more?
In all seriousness, you're amazing, Mousey.
You might be a devil, but you have a heart of gold.
Thank you.
Love you, Mousey.
No, I saw that, I saw that Dugzerdle, that Dizerdle tweeted, uh, again, and wrote,
Iron Mouse has over 200k subscribers on Twitch and is donating 50% to the video
community charity.
And I was like, I kind of wanted to like,
respond and like retweet it and be like,
thank you for mentioning the charity aspect.
Finally.
I appreciate it, thanks, dessert-o.
Thanks, dessert-o!
Goddamer challenge, I don't know,
it looks like he's still doing it.
From the house of my mother.
No, wait, my snorkel!
But I never see it.
I don't want my snorkel.
I can't go in the water without my snorkel.
I'll be a crime.
Water and get eaten by fishes, just say what you have to say right now.
I think you're full of lies!
Full of lies and slander!
I don't like lies and slander, also my crew left me here and that fucking alien caca shit...
caca shit balls ruined my time.
There, but they said to me that I was full of disease.
And now, I don't know, am I gonna get un-diseased?
I get into structure.
Is this even a structure I can enter?
Enter here.
There are nothing I can come in.
I need to do something.
I need to do five gifted zooms.
See you all ready.
Passing 100 meters.
Oxygen efficiency decreased.
Okay.
If I might as well just go back to my ship.
I'm not getting off this island anytime soon,
but before I go...
Vital signs stabilizing.
Well, these are the best trees ever.
They give me food and water.
It's not enough for the journey.
Time to go back to my ship.
Oh, should I get a sea?
Or put locker down?
Reginald?
Should I put the eye up here in my animal?
Oh, it decomposes!
The little water fishies.
It's all in my night.
I need a garden.
It's just hard to see at night time.
How do I build one?
I've never gotten that far.
What is this?
What is this builder?
I need a wiring kit.
How do I make a wiring kit?
How do I find silver?
I'll get the silver, huh?
Bro, my mouse is pissing me off.
Did you think I'm afraid of you?
I killed one of your kind already!
Great are you?
Look off.
Passing 100 meters.
Oxygen efficiency decreased.
Is designed to construct habitats,
capable of withstanding extreme environmental conditions.
Habitat boulder is ready.
We'll have a look at
our youth
Whoa
Foundation away from time oxygen efficiency decreased. I put that there. I think I've been here
I've been here before. How's it come to you?
Oh shit, it's a big place. Remember the materials you've got are the property of the Altair corporation
You will be liable to reimburse the full market price your current bill stands at three million credits
I'm really need to wait till some comes out. It's so dark in the ocean
Can't build a base like this
Dad left me a lot of money on here and I didn't fucking blew up the people that were gonna rescue me
When am I ever gonna fucking win? When am I?
Alright the sun is coming out, you know what that means, base bill
So
You guys say that I shouldn't build the base on top of water. I should do it under water
Why okay?
How deep oh how deep can we go?
100 meters
Oxygen efficiency decrease. Is this the okay?
Or the first streamer I've ever been sub to donate to as well as watched live
You helped change my perception of V-tube and streaming as a whole and thankfully found out about you seven days into the sub-a-thon
Braces a monolatina from all to Mexico 30 seconds. I'm sure I have to empty them all
But there's radiation in between us and the rendezvous
Request immediate assistance signal coordinates corrupted
Approximate transmission origin recorded to date the bank
They tell bank by pod six transmission or in
The signals were received from Life Pod 6 but the attached coordinates were corrupted
and last available photographic data has been downloaded and analyzed.
Crew requested assistance navigating radiation sunk to approximately 100 meters, located
in an area dense with red grass near a number of natural arch and rock stacks.
Transmission origin approximately 400 meters west of Life Pod 4's national location.
I gotta go check it out.
Space and data bin.
Also it's this one then.
We're red grasses.
So long V.
Inefficiency decreased.
Potato!
That's what we do now, Chad.
We just take this as a divorce.
What's up?
Hello?
We've been it.
Thank you.
Sorry to disturb you.
I'm down to game with you.
You're not disturbing me.
No?
No.
Congratulations on the real deal.
on the meaning of your record!
Both breaking records today, chat. One is a lot more impressive.
Subgoal. Hey, it's not bad, you know.
I was saying your subgoal is incredibly impressive.
Oh yeah?
I'm very, I'm proud, I'm proud.
Oh, you're proud of me?
Yes, yes.
W's all around today, guys.
W's all around. How's streaming under there? We're gonna have to see him.
Ooh, how is it?
Gary?
Is it scary? I've been wanting to play that game.
It's crazy, Harry.
I don't know if it's too scary.
I don't know if it's too scary.
Well, it's terrifying.
I want to play in VR, but I think I'll shit myself.
I'm scared I'll throw the headset and break it.
I heard it's terrifying in VR.
That's what I heard, too.
There's a multiplayer mod?
I mean, mouse is already done.
And you're done.
There's a multiplayer mod?
If you have time, you know,
since you're always so busy doing other things.
other things what do you mean I'm done with the challenge of free now I'm I
know here I'm not hanging out didn't hang out with you yesterday I'm sorry
I'm sorry enough what the heck
actually no we've had plenty right now what you're a warm right now yeah I
I saw you're a worm.
Uh, snorkel.
Okay, what's up with that?
Uh, I'm praying some night at the door.
I can't go in the water without my snorkel.
Right, right, right.
Did you use the snorkel?
Did you use one?
No.
Well, that's pretty annoying to use.
I've never swam, swam before.
I don't know how to swim.
I don't even know how to float.
The snorkel must be like trippy then.
You reminded you, you, what are you saying?
What did I do?
I just said,
Hey what's going on in your Chucky Milk today huh?
What's in your Chucky Milk huh?
Huh?
Huh?
There's no spiky Chucky Milk huh?
No more Subnautica, Sadge?
No!
No more Subnautica!
Where was that money?
We just saw an even better
Hmm
Satisfied 3?
Hell yeah
I got like an hour or so
Yeah?
That's all you're giving me? An hour?
Real Game Mall this week coming next
No, you just said this week and now you said next week.
This week coming.
No, no, no.
This week.
Oh, actually, no.
I can actually do this weekend, I think.
Wang.
I think I can do Sunday.
Yeah.
I'm offing myself in Minecraft.
You're offing yourself?
What?
That is a crazy response.
What the heck?
That's insane.
Now, why would you do that?
But you have to play extra games.
Because you're playing extra games.
Now why would you do that?
But you had to play extra games!
Cause you're fucking crazy!
Well we had to try and solidify our record, no?
Oh, we had to fuck up.
Did you win?
We got to 11 wins total, yeah.
But did you win the 12th game?
No, we did Garfield's car.
Absolutely not, absolutely you didn't.
You see?
Garbage.
What the heck?
Why's that so mean today guys? What the heck?
What the heck?
What are we playing games? You better not be laughing!
I see a little model laughing. I see a little model laughing.
Hi dad!
You can't tell how my emotions through the worm!
I can tell. You're laughing alright? I know I laugh when I see one alright?
Well I'm laughing away in the worm corner huh?
Like yeah, I see you laughing again. I see your model fucking leading back.
You're cackling.
Alright?
stop with this side chill out I saw you calculate and I get to like breathe in
to come back to the stream right breathe oh yeah you breathe and even you
breathe you do this on your little life on that no you laugh you can't let away
all right now buy me the damn game all right oh you want an invitation you're
the house maybe if you are nice sir maybe I would give you an evasion I've
been nothing but nice yeah please about me again
where's the please mouse I really want to see you so bad today the first thing I
did when I was done I was I called you to play games hmm but I did you you
You didn't even answer me!
Answer! You can't do what you want!
You can't do what you want!
You can't do what you want!
Alright, invite me. Please.
Only for an hour.
Only for an hour?
It's gonna be 50 minutes if we keep this up.
Only for you have nothing to say?
I would like an invitation please.
Only for an hour.
Only for an hour.
Surely you can do an hour and a half.
Oh my god!
Okay, are you okay with that when people ask me why I'm late? I'll explain in the mouse
I'll show them this clip. Is that okay?
Have you asked me to be late? I said I have an hour an hour and a half would make me late to my thing
Are you okay with that? Yeah, incompatible
I can join Rattland
I can join Rattland. Let me try. Oh no
Session join for an empty you when user back-end session update. Is there an update?
Did you- did you update?
I'll check if I have an update real quick. I don't think I- would it let me start if I...
Hmm, we'll check.
Oh yeah, there was an update.
Uhhh...
Oh, wait.
Oh, I completed?
That's good.
Maybe it's good now?
Maybe it's good?
Would it like use a 1.00?
What version are you on?
That doesn't matter.
Oh, I like this game a lot. It's fun.
I like it too. I just wish you would play with me.
I will this weekend. Oh when this weekend? I told you Sunday. Why Sunday? Sunday Sunday Sunday. How long on Sunday?
Well at least a solid six. No. You're saying no. No longer. No. It has to be longer. We'll see how my schedule goes.
Have you not updated? Are you 100% sure?
Six hours on a Sunday?
Can you restart, please?
I'll restart.
How do I see my version, chat?
Version CL36883.
Nine hours? Can you give me ten hours?
Okay, alright, alright, alright.
Can you give me twelve hours? If I recall...
Why not twenty-four, huh?
If I recall...
I see my version.
Uh, bottom left. Mine says CL368883.
Well, I'm resharing with you.
What did you make?
CL368883.
What the fuck? Minus 767...
Wait, wait, wait.
Uh, on the side, the patch notes. What build do you want?
Is it 1.0.0?
Really? What?
I might restart my steam. I think you're good to go in there. I'll restart my steam for you.
Weird.
The smelly chocolate chip cookie thief seems to be more important.
There's a cloud error which satisfies me.
Hmm.
Right?
Weird.
There's more about the chocolate chip cookie thief?
What chocolate chip cookie?
You will understand.
I like chocolate. Who doesn't like chocolate chip cookies?
Okay.
I guess I don't understand.
You'll never understand.
Bas is behind. Oh, you're behind.
Oh, I'm behind?
I think you might need to update it or like a force an update.
I don't know if there's one on the scene.
It's not me and it's you. I swear to God
No, no, it's definitely you updated my steam
I will try again. Maybe it is me
Mm-hmm. Is there a way you can look at this update needed?
updates
You're an update. I'm restarting steam
My build number is larger. Yes, that must mean I'm on the new build now
When you go to steam and the downloads is there?
It's still opening. It probably was me.
Well we'll know. We'll know because if your version is different it was you.
No I'm on the new build. Okay, got it.
Okay, there it was me.
Oh, did you update it?
Uh huh.
Okay, it was you. Ah, so it was you, huh?
She just woke up. I don't have time to play games with you.
I didn't even know if we were going to play games today.
You said
We had to go for the record
But you know what you better not give me six hours on Sunday. What's so funny, bro? What's so funny?
You laughing
I'm looking at your stream.
Why are you stream sniping me?
You're stream sniping me all the time!
You're not taking me out of this!
What a bozo stream sniping me!
Oh yeah, you calling me a bozo?
You were the one who streamed me first!
Shut the fuck up!
You were stream sniping me first!
What a bozo!
Oh yeah, what a bozo, huh?
What a little bozo!
That's all you can say.
That's the only thing you know how to say.
I just imagine...
You can't come up with anything else!
You're a little feisty Latina and a whole wide be like,
like no I will not let you leave I will not let you leave I'll be like I gotta go
I gotta go grab some water no okay okay no more games ever again I guess I guess
if that's what you want like I never know that's you just told me not to ask
you ever again you don't get to be there like that's what you want all
right you tell me what you want you tell me you want no more games ever
again. Can you find me please? I'm the worst. Yep, for the worst. Take it Chad, let's
make a game with y'all. Back to Jump King. Back to your apex legends. Back to that 12
hour apex streams guys. And after you got the record now, she changed. Why are you
copying what I said? She changed after you got that record. You can't come up with
And go up to mouse you can't have your own original
You get like three dick steno articles and this is what happens, huh?
Oh, I see I see
Can't come up with your own original content
Three dick steno articles and this is what happens classic mouse
Ever since she got that 50 million hours watch that you should change
Is there else thing that mouse changed we got a mouse?
Hmm? Alright, one.
You can't even keep your story straight!
What are you inviting me, huh?
Was the update done?
Yeah, it's my old savior's dog.
Yeah.
Uh, we've been repeat on the screen for ten minutes.
What?
Ten less minutes we haven't optimizing our workflow.
Oh, well, we all have to wait for things, Connor.
What do you have to wait for?
You!
Oh, what do you have to wait for me?
I feel like we're going on a loop everything like that we're going on a loop sometimes
you want to fight no no I don't I like gaming I don't like fighting you like
fighting because that's what you get to you get to little squirm away in your
model and laugh at me while I'm just sitting here straight face looking like
Meanwhile, you get to cackle, go off while your ultimate comes off cooldown, and then
you get to make fun of me more.
Alright?
That's why.
It's for your achievement, partner.
Mm-hmm.
Congratulations, feels.
I do mean it.
What the heck?
I do mean it.
I hate you.
You think I hate you?
No, that's crazy talk.
Wait, why's the power off?
Huh?
Why's the power off?
Well, we seem to have a better a problem.
What's the problem?
That you're not here.
And you'll be doing other stuff.
Wait, so you're saying this is my fault?
I'm stuck for some reason. Why am I stuck?
Where are you stuck on?
I'm stuck. Let me rejoin.
Oh, I'm stuck. I unstuck my health.
Did you have anything to eat?
Ow!
You killed me!
What's so mean?
I have some presents for you.
Why'd you kill me?
I have some presents for you. Open this box.
She broke thing. Would you break something?
I did not bat a few and I made two hundred thousand akas for you.
Ooh, Reepalbgon.
Reepalbgon with ammo and bionic legs.
What?
No, you didn't. That's what I wanted.
This is so sad.
Now run and jump with them.
Whoa, all right, Hyrule.
WHOA! I'm so fast!
Holy!
Alright, so there's a problem here.
All of our machines are down.
What thing?
The thing to put the fuel in. I don't know what the machine is.
Okay, how did you find this? Where did you get this from?
I made this.
Oh my god, what did you make there?
I made myself by hand.
This is where the fuel goes in here.
It will then feed it into here.
Which, oh shit, there's not enough fuel to even start this machine I don't think.
I have more here.
Hold on, let me put some fuel in here.
You put leaves in here, okay.
Yeah, because I didn't know how to make a fire in there.
Okay, yeah, so if you ever have this problem, it goes in here.
So, let me explain how the system works here.
So, only put wood in here.
This is wood.
This will turn the wood into biofuel.
And then this will turn, as we're going to here, then this will turn the...
Oh shit.
Hold on, I put it in the wrong section.
This is kind of...
Okay, hold up.
I kind of clogged the machine.
I just clogged it.
God damn it.
How do I...
Okay.
I put it in wrong.
Oh my god.
Okay, is it clogged now?
So in here goes biomass. So if you have woods, you put like wood in here for example, if I'm trying.
I don't know if you have any.
I have.
Okay, that's fine then.
Biofuel goes in only the generators.
Okay, hold up.
What is, what, what are you, Brian?
Um.
Hold on one second, I'll try to power the generator.
Oh, whoa!
Okay, this is the biofuel over here.
These are the generators, you put the biofuel in here.
In these two, there's five generators total.
There's two at the back of the base, and there's three down there.
This should be taking us in there.
Why is it...
Is it clogged?
Is it clogged?
It was clogged.
Okay.
Alright.
Wow, I'm so fast.
This is crazy.
This is nuts.
How'd you make this?
I forgot how I made them.
But it took me a piece of...
Oh, my God.
My wreath!
Nice, nice.
Dude, I'm so fast.
This is awesome.
This is awesome.
Shit.
Holy.
milestone reached.
You have been given access to the anti-waste effort for stress testing of materials on Exoplanet's bonus program, also known as awesome.
Your awesome input allows Fixit to comprehend our amazing universe more clearly.
In appreciation of this, we have generously set up an internal closed economy with exclusive rewards and currency.
Did you need coal?
There are components of varying quantity and complexity into the awesome resources
that your grant fix at coupons.
What are you doing?
I'm just gonna show you guys.
These problems could be redeemed in the awesome shop for highly desirable eyeballs
such as new foundations, walls, factory attachments, cosmetics, arts, and more.
Counting?
Next time you have additional resources just remember to go that extra kilometer.
Go awesome.
I forgot, where are you?
Oh what, what's up here?
Oh yeah, what's up?
What's that?
What for I'm going to do?
That's crazy.
I heard my name.
Dude, Vigil is so sick.
Um, well, we can do a couple of things.
We can build a space elevator.
Let's try it.
Space elevator.
We need 250 metal...
Oh my, this is fucking massive.
Wait, this is so huge.
Oh my god.
Look at the size of this thing.
Look at the size of this thing.
I need...
Yeah, how many steel plates do you have yeah, can I have those I need?
right
You see how big this thing is
What do we need we need power I need to show you okay show me show me
Yeah, yeah, show me
Let's go
I love how fast we are now. Oh my gosh.
Oh, another slug. Dude, this is crazy.
Where are we going? I'll follow you. I'm following you.
Yeah, what's up? Yeah.
You're gonna call or be fun?
Whoa, we can get 40 megawatts to it.
Wire is too long.
doing it lol yeah we can do this this way this is like a fucking really
expensive way of doing it but yeah we could just do a bioburner yeah if we
write chat this way we're smarter okay let me do a bioburner real quick I
agree not enough power oh yeah today there's like 20 megawatts a lot
Oh, I've got another one.
I've recycled it all when we're done.
Is it open?
It'll be open.
Oh wow, what is that?
A hard drive.
You're trying to grab it?
Damaged hard drives successfully acquired.
All pioneers are contractually obliged to preserve and secure any recovered hard drives for analysis in the MAM,
which may result in benefits to the Fixit mission.
Speculation as to why there are crashed freighters in your fixate designated zone is discouraged as specified in your contract.
Uh, I'd put it seems so. I always really like the ones that destroy the land.
Odd drives a gacha.
Oh, that's not a lot.
Well, I mean, we're destroying this world, no?
Cause we're definitely the bad guys, right?
Yeah.
Dude, this movement is crazy nice.
This is so nice.
Okay, space elevator time.
time I'm gonna build it right now okay right here this looks good I'm gonna get
I don't know where to put it I don't know where it's good maybe here behind here
it's outputs are here so I'll face it towards it like this oh my lord look at
that holy fire all my resources leaving me look out let's watch it whoa oh look
Look up, look up!
Look at the sky.
Oh, it's dropping something.
No!
Wait, that's so sick!
Hey, that's so cool!
Whoa, it's the legit Space Elevator.
Wait, how do we ride this?
Mark Project Assembly initialized.
Congratulations, Pioneer.
The Space Elevator will now automatically connect with the Project Assembly Orbital Platform.
Project assembly is divided into phases, each of which require the delivery of project parts,
such as smart plating, via the space elevator.
Subsequent phases unlock access to new tiers with more advanced technologies to construct,
automate, explore and exploit.
It is time to be honest, this project is part of the Save the Day program, the
largest united undertaking in human history, destined to save us all.
Earth is in peril and only Fix-It pioneers offer hope for survival.
Fix-It is counting on you.
Humanity is counting on you.
Do not let Fix-It down.
Oh.
Oh, we've smartplated.
Which we get from doing this milestone.
I kinda wanna build a rotor system, because, like some of the assemble's rotors automatically.
I need to find an iron vein, then, if I'm gonna do this.
Whoa, we have so many holes we can get now.
One 230 meters away that we haven't opened.
I took the hard drive to the scam, but it won't be done for 10 minutes.
Okay, that's our gastro.
That's cool.
Okay, even the iron nerd here.
You can try out your gun.
Yeah, I wonder what you use it on there.
Yeah?
You can use it on me.
No, I don't want to use it on you.
Give me one.
That's ridiculous.
No, I don't want to shoot you.
I'm nice.
Why?
Okay, okay.
Are you?
Okay, ready?
Wow, one shots.
Yeah.
How do I rescue you?
Oh, you just lived.
Wait, why did you come back alive?
Damn.
Okay, shoot it.
I'm going to improve our...
Mining operation.
Uh, we have a mining thing here, and I want to make...
Oh.
Oh, I just shot the animal with it.
No, that's gonna die in the next hit.
Yep, that's two hits.
Do you want to hide?
Alright, always do that, chat.
What?
Build the fucking thing the wrong way.
Wait, why?
It's all off.
Or do I die?
Me?
Ha ha ha.
What a chance.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Are there any two smelters?
I think I do, right?
I think the output.
If the output is mine, this might end up...
It's 60 or a minute.
Wow.
That's a lot.
Okay.
Let's try and make this a little nice.
I'm gonna do it like this.
And then this is kind of a less efficient chat, but I want to do it this way.
Normal 60. What's that?
Very rarety, Nathan.
Oh, this place? They were fucking tower-forming?
248 minutes crazy? They have that?
They run these screws and tie-in plates? What the hell?
I'm building an arm-to-arm.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah, I'm trying to put together a system here
so that we can get the advantage of all.
That's just okay.
And I knew the rock was gonna be a problem, but like,
very none.
Yeah, I had a look at it, I got one.
Are you bored?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't see it.
You're making a sembler?
I did, you don't see it?
I wanna make an awesome shot.
Have you made one?
An awesome shot?
No, I don't think so.
But I don't know, I'm just curious.
I don't need more power.
I do fear that we will
Let's find out if we do.
I haven't powered the machines yet, I don't want to yet.
This modifier cost me a lot.
Come on, construct it.
Let's get this guy out here.
God damn it, I didn't think...
How do I keep doing that?
Uh, what is that?
We can? Uh, one second.
I'm just trying to make, uh...
I'm trying to make a system
of things that are nice and beautiful.
That's smelting.
Videos from I can I finish this first or do you need to come over now?
Locked in right now. He's building it on the dirt. I'm sorry. I have belong to it. I'm sorry. Okay
I'll get a little this guy. I'm going to
Get it again
How do I keep doing that? I'm missing cables
Don't come back. What's up? Whoa? Oh, yeah, I didn't have this shit
Factory car how do we get those things?
Oh wait, what's waste like this?
Oh, okay.
Where are you? Here it comes. Oh, whoa!
What the heck is this? How do you get it?
What does it ask for?
Oh, okay.
I'll finish building this thing for now. 40 per minute.
I'm in it.
Oh boy.
My hard drive's almost done cooking.
Remove this shit.
Hard drive analysis completed.
Alternative recipe selection available in the MAM.
I'm coming for proper rotor.
That's a long way.
If it works, it works.
You know what I mean, chef?
This can't refuse wire.
Dude, this is ridiculous.
I recognize this is ridiculous, but...
You know what I mean, chef?
What can I do?
The amount of machines I gotta build here.
here. Not a mess, not a mess, not a mess. Power generation.
I'm making a rota factory chat. That's what this is. It's a factory for rotas. It's a very
complicated system, but it will be very good when it's done. I'm missing rotas. God damn
I need rotas. I need rotas to make fucking rota machine. I'm rota when I'm missing.
I'm missing screws, I'm missing screws.
I'll spend rotors to make rotors.
Hey, guy, man.
Hey, man.
I don't know how many I need.
Do anyone share the website to help shoot time machines?
I don't want to do that.
I just want to fucking rip it.
I just want to rip my machines and fucking make them.
Yeah, they're going to be inefficient for their mind.
My psychotic designs.
Oh boy, I'm out of my own goddamn factory.
Research completed.
Crystal Oscillator recipe unlocked.
report's research available.
The car!
Uh, okay, cool.
What does that do?
I-I just don't know how to dial this.
It gives you instant power.
Oh, are you?
You're welcome!
Thank you.
I don't have enough pleasure to hear what's going on, chat.
Oh, recipes.
Whistle.
Hmm...
You need a rotor again?
I don't know how to write.
That's not connected.
Oh, this is not connected to power either.
Okay, everything is operational.
Rational?
on pals and look at some and oh wow we're not even close to our max now this
thing should be printing out rotors okay we have a rotor factory it will now
make rotors just for us isn't that cool isn't it sick I think you should have
my son joy it was I'd like to share my vision
this river we have a pretty like a plate factory right I don't know how we
make that you get it smart plating oh my god okay please take care please take
care yeah this is phase one what the hell is like phase nine
Jesus blown what I wasn't on the fire feel being managed wait what the fuck
Ah? Why are there four in all of them?
It finally got fully up.
I do need another way of making...
I'll have you make another generator of the system.
Okay. Do I have any three cables?
Another God I hope I do.
I do, I do. Okay. We can do this.
All is a bit off. Yeah, I just have to make it for now.
I don't really have much choice, do I?
Got another biomass burner.
Yeah, I could just make this system again. I'm annoying. I'm gonna remake
Another whole fucking shit over here. That's your fault. All right, it does
How dare you?
But damn, I was missing something. I'm not gonna show off the machines. I don't use cuz I'm too lazy to think about that
I'm just gonna do it real quick now. I know we're losing efficiency with that, but hey
I go sometimes
Look, I'm fastest fuck chat
missing iron plates you have to give me thanks to mouse I have bionic legs
first time shit I think you should be up right now everything should be moving
let's go farm a little bit of your biofuel I had put it in all the machine
I'm gonna take a little bit out of the machine again what's this fucking thing
I killed that. What the fuck did he get it? He disappeared.
Are you sure I killed this thing?
I tried. I tried. It's hot.
Fucking running around, speedrunning deforestation.
Oh nice, hi there.
I'm trying to get enough fuel to casually deforestation.
Casually deforestation. Yeah, me too.
Well, I'm cutting it down. Oh, there's a giant fucking thing over here.
Oh, the giant
I'm holding up
What is it?
No, no big guy. Oh my god. I think I he paid it. He painted me
He's got it all of them three
I'm up space for hog remains
If you need the hog remains at all or not
Okay, I mean, I think I need to heal soon. Hmm. Okay
I'm
I didn't know that I just shot it. I don't know why I shot it. There's a lot of access screws. What the fuck?
Bro, just so we steal plates being made. What the mask pass?
25% what?
Fuck I don't know what I do. Let's remove one.
Let's turn it off. He's debugging. I'm not debugging. I'm just wondering.
What are you? What's going on over there?
I'm not sure what's working out.
I think I know one of them.
Twenty rotas? Okay.
What if we uh...
Looks like the screws
of the pot that's
holding up in it.
Uh, uh...
I don't know. What's your name?
It's hot. It's a little pressure.
The dog. That's very unimaginable.
Dude, what is this big fuckin' doing?
I could do it, I was just chilling but like, oh fuck man.
You're a baby, pull.
He's probably sure.
Oh yeah.
67% efficiency, god damn.
3% inefficient.
Hey look, I'm sweating my heart out, you know?
I mean everything's in excess,
so that's why I'm just going up as well, you know.
What's up?
That doesn't sound good.
Research the power, look, we're researching everything.
I think it was round and I think it's okay forever.
No, that's so cool.
Can the dog's roll over at that or not?
No, it's cleanage.
All the ore's shipped in and gone out.
That's why road of factory's not been working.
Man, good news.
But road for dog all over at that.
Let's see how this improves our efficiency so far.
This thing will still...
It's gonna have a lot.
It's not a great solution,
but uh it helped a little bit. All the ore should go here. Why are they still feeding it in there?
But iron nerd is trash. It is trash. Okay at least it's all going in one direction.
Otherwise everything need iron, huh? Iron mouse! I get it! No! I'm searching for more resources.
I guess we're in the station. I like that these are quite optimized.
Hop into that. Yeah this thing is I think as efficient as I can make it right now.
Oh, what the...
How can I tell the quality of this thing?
Yeah, I'm a dog.
Yeah, you're a roach, man.
Forty-five.
We have enough up there.
We'll be done with phase one now.
We're ready to be done with phase one.
Do you want to press the button?
Um, here.
Behind you?
You okay?
In this thing?
In this thing?
But the computer, not the box.
The computer?
Well, how do we get phase three in a box?
All right, there you go.
milestone reached the fix it jump pad combines high technology and innovation for optimized factory traversal and an ideal travel experience
Clarification, ideal travel experience not guaranteed individual results may vary
Pioneers are responsible for all workplace accidents resulting from jump pad usage
How bad you singed?
It's a cow shag dude.
Makes things go faster.
Oh.
It's an old machine.
I don't know how to say it.
Holy crap.
Hello.
How about you produce some pitches?
Yeah, how long are they?
Maybe like a pitches factory.
Okay.
Let me just make one of those real fast.
They don't make a pitches factory.
I'm playing a make-up about a pitches factory thing, man.
Smart plating. Yeah, uh, look I know we got to do a smart plating. I'm just dreading it
In the 300 meters away. I'll see if this was a good mode
Yeah, I think I'm going to make a smart plating factor. Let's be
fucking nutty
What's that big giant monster in this guy?
Oh, oh, I know a normal. God damn it. Ow. I lose a rear of a reinforced iron plating factor
There's three nodes here.
They're both in pure... no!
No, they're both in pure...
Three nodes here!
I recently got into Binging Cam and Ryder
and was wondering what your favourite season or favourite seasons are.
I love coming Ryder.
I just don't listen to you thank you.
My favourite is Wazel.
We here can feed a giant machine.
Like a giant factor in here.
and have this have some kind of huge would be crazy to have a conveyor belt going all this way
all the way over here just think how crazy it would be yeah i'm thinking how crazy it would be
to make a giant conveyor belt that's standard look i'll do it like the place i want conveyor belt to
is like i don't know far away very very far away uh yeah i have a couple uh we don't know
I don't have a cable factory, a wire factory, but you can just turn it into cable.
How much cable do you need?
The coffee machine?
The one that's got a really long one should have a bunch.
I don't think it can be called a coffee machine.
It can.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Okay, I'm down.
I'm just going to get a bunch of cables.
How many cables do you need?
How many cables do you need?
How many do you need right now?
I don't know, you mean a fire?
Here you go.
Brilliant force on him, place.
I don't know, but, I'm at, like, come over here.
This is the factory that makes them.
There's 30 in here.
Look, man.
There's 30 in the storage right here.
Is that enough?
Because once you finish 50 small plates,
you need 1,000.
Oh my God.
That makes sense.
Crazy, I can't even keep up with the iron demand
of this machine.
But how is this idling right now?
Now it's constructed.
Yeah, there's just not enough
Like even on the node having it's like all to itself. There's just not enough iron coming in
I'd get coal first
Do we have, can we find coal?
I don't have coal. I don't know why we can't do another milestone here. I don't know why
At least we just have to get 50 smart plates. That's what it wants to do
That's what's like the next objective. At least we can do that next time. I don't have time right now
What do you need for that? Are you pipes?
Yeah we don't have enough right now
So we got a rota factory
That's pretty cool huh?
Pretty neat, any rota fans out there?
Any rota enjoyers in the chat today?
This is not good
That's an impure node
Dude how do we get so unlucky with these nodes?
Ba-thubble
Ba-thubble
Ba-thubble
Ba-thubble
Dude I'll get one next time we get a car then for sure
I'm gonna have an hour today really so
We did some improvements. Added more generators.
And we also have more...
...smart plates. I need to make a huge factory for that though.
Yeah, I know, it's kinda far away so I can't take a lot of materials, but I can do it next time in like an hour, I think.
I shouldn't have done that.
Oh, sorry.
I think once we get the smart plates, we'll get the option to, like, find coal, I think.
If I need for a big smart plate factory this early, um, isn't it a bit hard?
I mean, I'd rather just... I'm gonna do it, just do it, you know what I mean?
Okay.
All right, I'll put it to wrap up now, I think.
But I've put enough power on the generators and it should last like, I don't know, an hour.
Do you know how to feed the generators?
No.
I'm going to show you before I leave.
All right, come here.
There's two stops to the system.
Except two things.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Dude, that's sick!
How did you do that?
It was excellent looking.
Yo! That's sick!
Yo! That's awesome!
I'm gonna change this to color code.
Okay.
Okay, let me color code this thin so you know what color it is.
Let's do a green.
Let's do a brown for brown.
I'm gonna change it.
Let's do a green for green.
Okay, come over here.
So, in this one, these machines are all brown, so in this one you just put wood, if you click
E on it, this wood goes in here, and in this one, this is where all the leaves will go
from now on.
All the leaves in here, go in the end here, it's green, because it leaves a green.
And that's it, and that's how you power everything.
I think like a max of production is a hundred and sixteen megawatts while we
have just requested two hundred and twenty megawatts so yeah we can we can
do everything right now but obviously I'll need to expand it
alright well I'll head off now have fun though you know sure alright well
thanks for gaming with me my eyes are so dry holy moly it'll let me not
look at his screen for minutes. Bye chat. It's been a pleasure. We'll play more
Factorio on Sunday. Satisfactory. Bye chat. We're champions today. Bye. We'll play for hours and
And many more hours!
Hmm...
Yes!
Alright, bye chat!
Bye!
Have fun guys!
Is there a dolly elephant?
Oh my god, is it the same one or is that another one?
Bonjour mouse!
I'm currently back in my motherland of fonts.
Haven't been able to watch streams because there's not much internet here in the country side.
But honestly, it's been quite nice walking outside getting French fresh air.
And seeing the stars, we were so happy we broke last year's record.
Yeah!
And thank you, Shawn.
Things are untill this.
Glossy?
For what?
Like play with water on Sunday.
Keeps on danger.
It's not...
It does not have hostile features.
Let's see it right before you know it.
Does it turn it into the word cider?
What does it do?
You mean about industrialization?
That's so funny.
I see you learn big words in school.
Congratulations.
Oh, because I failed.
I'm so glad that shit does not jump!
We're in the heat of subapia that was besieged you.
Hello everybody, my name is Pyro Mose.
Because the temple involves the organs of limbs, yet it mows our waning wounds.
Scripture is needed, Killsable.
A familiar pattern is emerging in your brain.
Please assess yourself for signs of concussion.
If necessary, a replacement pioneer will be dispatched.
self for signs of concussion. If necessary, a replacement pioneer will be dispatched.
Work must continue. Replacement delivery schedule estimate. Error. Years.
My brain broke. Brain working.
In matter analysis completed, dormant crystal and SAM can now be found with the resource
scanner. In its dormant state it is safe to handle without special equipment and can
be stored indefinitely. Research for enabling the reanimation
of dormant SAM is now available.
Fill the rivers with blood and let the entities to follow our temples.
The sun will follow.
SAM reanimation recipe unlocked.
SAM can now be safely awakened, provided it is contained.
Meaning, if not contained in special electromagnetic storage,
it tends to start breaking atomic bonds of any matter it has physical contact
with, and reconstructing it into easily transportable resources.
Scripture and law in the close hearted, follow our holy temple halls and listen to the echoes of your echoes.
Our bones are more beautiful than yours.
So our research ends, so we could do, uh, research a ladder?
We could try playing this game so you understand that I can't research a ladder yet,
instead of acting like you know what you're talking about.
It smells like worms.
Bird thoughts.
through store pages
architecture?
what the hell do you need now?
i wanna waste my coupons on that
ooo a coffee cup! industrial railing!
customizer
the vehicles
this one is free
i love free
it's my favorite color
burrito, red, white and blue
it's just to make weapons and kill animals
and create industry
shit i buy a boobox
It is speculated that in the earliest days of humanity, people created drums and similar
instruments to derive pleasure and social unity from their rhythmic sounds, accompanied
by gyratory movements.
Congratulations for unlocking a device that, thousands of years later, fulfills exactly
the same function, except for the requirement for rare metals and plastic components.
During analysis continuing, new instruction, repeat pioneer exposure to alien artifacts.
Brain damage compensation packages may be available on successful completion of a special
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Our Ipsford fixedit medical staff are impartial and always open to assess your claim.
mod maybe we can place the mod together. I'll be pretty fun. Continue my journey. I want to beat it.
I think it will be great for him to beat it too. God you are watching the mixer chat,
my little mining mixer, my rock gliner. I'm just kidding it's not broken. It has no power. Oh no
did it blow up? I'll just fill up with this one and it won't leave. Potato! I will change
So he has it!
The make-up fucking chainsaw.
110 could be crazy.
You guys are all amazing.
Thank you for helping Moussey beat her record.
Research completed.
Caterium ingot recipe unlocked.
New Caterium research available.
Research completed.
Quickwire recipe unlocked.
New Caterium research available.
New Caterium research options available.
Congratulations on finding this medal.
Many Fixit initiatives will benefit from petroleum's applicability in advanced engineering.
Also, it is probably not sentient and so unlikely to feel pain as we exploit it.
So revolving malicious want to make a zipline.
Zipline unlocked.
When equipped, the zipline facilitates travel along power lines regardless of whether the
line is powered.
Note, based on previous pioneer events, Fixit recommends not using ziplines during
thunderstorms and typhoons, or while drinking coffee.
The Fixit Factory card navigates on Fixit Foundation services with extreme efficiency.
Not intended for use on hazardous terrain, mildly hazardous terrain, reasonably safe
terrain, or general terrain.
Fixit reserves the right to subtract damage to, or loss off vehicle from your save-the-day
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Where is your race track yet?
Fix it, seize what you did there. How creative.
I have also been creative. There is something extra special for you in the awesome shop.
It is a marvel of technology. It is truly the shape of the future.
I will be sad if you do not use it and love it until any friends you make in the future all about it.
I already hear him being like, so you just made toys?
That's exactly how he would react.
There's no stopping the worm, baby.
Hey, I've been doing an incredible job.
How have you guys all been working hard?
All been having fun and working hard.
Simon's always up a worm.
I don't know what it is about worm,
but people just love worm.
People just love worm.
I heard somebody said dead space.
Ooh, I gotta finish dead space for sure.
I finished Dead Space. I'm between Dead Space and Crime Scene Cleaner.
I've been looking into it. I've been looking into it. I bought it when I pre-ordered Monster Hunter
and I bought Tiny Glade and I bought Epic Mickey ReBrushed. Mickey so much. I love that game.
I'm tongue too, that game looked pretty sick.
It looked pretty good. I like the graveyard keeper, so I'm guessing I might like this one too.
I'm gonna do the Power World Grand Start.
If I do Power World, it's definitely gonna be a little counter.
I don't want to do Power World, but must share.
We had a really good world going, you know?
Almost a beat-
Oh, did Dixon have an overpowered duck?
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Let me- let me do a poll.
New poll.
I have a key for this new game that came out, uh, I'll probably play it tomorrow, Baby Blue's Nightmare.
Nightmares? Baby Blue's Nightmares? It's like a horror game? Baby Blue's Nightmare? It says,
Baby Blue's Nightmare is a survival horror stealth game where you play as a toddler going
into a little adventure with your tricycle which you can fix, maintain and customize,
Paddle and hide and survive, but remember, try not to cry when you are scared or the monsters will hear you and get you.
Sounds terrifying.
The pool is super close, what the fuck?
The Lego games?
I do, I like Lego Star Wars.
A lot.
You guys vote, vote now, or forever hold your peace.
What the fuck?
Damn!
Sorry Chad, if we don't do that space today, we'll do it tomorrow.
I wanna do a collab baby tomorrow.
And by tomorrow I'm in tonight.
Like I'm in a toilet zone.
Feel like somebody's watching privacy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh my God! By one vote?
That's crazy. It's crazy.
Fucking crazy.
Ah, chill morning. Just cleaning up a crime scene.
Ah, my favorite kind of-
What scared you? Out of luck?
Oh my God, I forgot that there's 11 bodies in this place.
Yo lady, I took the girl, I took this guy, ah!
I'm Mia!
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
I'm more tangled in the pasta in my cabinara.
Crispy charred man, coming up.
Anybody looking for a crispy charred man?
Pleasure doing business with you?
Sir, I'll be right with you.
I take the order from the other customers.
I think some tomato sauce got stuck on this pan.
Oh boy.
I could never eat pizza here again.
Good, okay, maybe it is good. Maybe maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong and I've been wrong all these years
All right, sir. Maybe I've been wrong or maybe it's it didn't
I guess that's what Chad likes, you know? Maybe he ate the slices off the floor
I guess they didn't learn their lesson
Yo, where are you at right now?
Be there in a minute. That's what you said an hour ago
Yeah, but this time I'm not lying. Mr. G there yet?
No, but he's coming
I thought that Nomads would be disbanded after the spa incident
But I guess they're still trying to get their revenge.
Eleven bodies? Holy shit. You already asked me a question.
Yeah, you could ask me a question. Go ahead. Go ahead. Ask me a question.
Do you know a quiet place? The movie? Making a game? I know the movie. Aren't you making a game?
Let's do a question again. Is it am I single? I'm not real. This is for me for later.
So much for the 5 digits of the game, things are not coming out faster than a stone.
No matter how fast I run robots will replace you.
What the fuck does that even mean?
To the roots with good old toilet cleaners.
Well it is going to be trash and spick and spang and doom post.
Any noise suppose a sound?
Two more bodies!
Where?
Fucking tray after everybody died in here.
Go ahead bro.
Oh my god I was going to say are they dead there?
You shouldn't be able to lock yourself inside an industrial freezer.
Oh, not the freezer key.
There's one.
There's number two.
Oh, there's a...
He was frozen in place.
Like he was a fucking dinosaur or something.
Scared he should have me.
Time to thank you finally in a motodoc.
Derivation.
Why do I always fuck things up?
He really deserves a cold shoulder for a fuck-up like that.
Place for...
This.
What the fuck were they doing with this?
Pulling off his nipples?
Taking off his wiener?
Grabbing his balls?
Oh, pulling teeth.
I guess you can say his lips were frozen shut in that interrogation.
Oh my god, Boo-Boo, what'd you have to say in a dalit, the fuck?
AHHHHH!
What the fuck is going on in here on this day?
No, monsters.
That's the opposite of ironic.
Tammy, remember.
Mr. Gaudy and his friends are much more important than our regular customers.
So speak only when spoken to and do not come near their table unless you are called.
Please, for the love of God, try it!
We'll keep on creating later. It's time to look at this.
Jesus, is that some ladder to hell?
Swishy swoop.
Moody, smoothly smooth.
Swishy swoop so smooth.
700 smackeroos.
Just for me.
700 doll heads.
She's smarty.
That's who got rich buying Godfather collectibles right away you kidding
be a man keep gambling but I don't want to lose this most billionaires
aren't just born they come from risk dang it you are right fuck you Marty
play Russian roulette with a mecher off it's not Russian it's an Italian roulette
That's not the point. If you shut your shop, then I'll start.
Good thing someone has already cleaned up after this, idiots.
I mean, you should have been telling me.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
Holy shit. What the fuck is up with all this pineapple shit? What the fuck?
Did you see the pineapples and their secrets? What the fuck is that?
Fuck is that? What is that?
Is that a fucking leg? Weirdo.
Bingo. Collecting debts to what?
Crime family bingo? Come on now.
Come the fuck on now.
We just cleaned this door for you right quick.
You know? Well, I don't even know where to start.
This place is so big. Let's just finish this.
Here. I'll be done.
The clean. Everything shall be clean again.
I need to do something about this bag size problem.
So I'll eat it later. I'll eat it later. I'll eat it later. I'll eat it later. I'll eat it later.
And to work later than once next to another time, okay?
These people...
They're so fucking messy. They have no regards. No regards for...
No regards for business and things.
No regards. You think I was born to do this?
Tell a mafia work is real. You think people actually do this as a job?
I had to upgrade this trash can.
Yeah? Cleaners like...
Not the legal ones, the legal ones.
They have TikTok.
Have you ever seen those TikToks?
They're pretty... They're sags?
And scary, but pretty fast.
Achievement for that!
Hey, fuck, fuck balls.
I'm going to the bathroom, I'll be right back.
Woo-tah!
My water bottle.
There you have water bottles.
I have a water bottle.
Time to get back to cleaning.
Thank you so much for the 5-gifted stunts.
Well, I forgot to get my medicine, shit!
Sorry about that.
Don't worry, tapeworms eat everything.
Why are you surprised?
What type of medicine does a worm have to take?
Well, worms, worms have to take special dirt medicine?
I'm special dirt medicine that I need to take.
Special soil that has been processed.
The soil is rich in nutrients, minerals, and vitamins.
Vitamins.
Is this one chat still like me if I was a worm?
Oh, I don't have to ask.
I don't have to ask that question.
I know everybody wants me as a worm.
Preferred me as a fucking worm.
Ehh.
Comfortable terms.
Waiting for the 3D model worm jam.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Who put these pixels on the wall?
I don't know how to run a business anymore
Oops, the pool!
Thank you so much for the gift and subs
I'm sorry, your favorite pizza place closed down
Well, there's just pizza!
I love clean chairs
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
Oh, game where you fuck a chair?
Let's put the pizza in the bag!
Put the pizza in the bag!
Creamy makes me wanna pee
Everything makes me wanna pee
It's true, everything makes me wanna pee.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
Oh, the shit into my truck.
This isn't a guard, where do I throw this away?
Like, what happens after I'm done cleaning?
Where do I dispose of these things?
I need to know.
I have so many questions, so they don't die.
Destroy 30 objects?
Bro, that's so fucked up.
It's called the piece of a fucking plate, bitch.
It's so small, you can literally move it out of your way.
That's what it's fucking called.
You have to do, like, equations and shit
in order to solve this mystery.
It's not a fucking mystery, just moving.
They're solving like the secrets of the universe
or something.
It's so complicated, there's no way I can do it on my own.
I put a table, and I push all over.
What am I?
What am I?
I'm a vampire.
Set these pixels off.
Oh no.
Excuse me, I have to move you this way.
I have to move you this way.
I'm lovin' you this way.
Garlic God, meat and meat.
$28!
The tail special.
What was your girlfriend?
You just sometimes feel like there's something
like movement in your eye.
Pizza called title chips?
The price of the Hawaiian pizza explains why
the pineapple's in the safe.
Control.
Oh, shit, it's Mr. Saxo-Beat.
Instead of Saxo-Beat,
I'm never gonna get everything underneath those crevices.
It deserves.
Don't mind if I do.
Because they're never opening again.
No one likes to clean.
What the fuck, bitch?
I do!
Eat my balls!
Whoa, I love those PlayStation cars.
How sad.
Bro, can you guys listen to like, three different songs
at the same time and process all of them in your brain?
Excuse me.
This glass is intact after all this action.
Two plus one conversation plus one game.
Kind of.
I did do a game, a song, a YouTube video, and a conversation.
I'm just saying, some of you just want to listen to two songs and two, three songs and say not.
You know what I mean?
Don't tell you all I'm bleeding your fuckin' up legs.
I want to take a look inside the oven.
Tell me what you see.
What kind of treasure do you see inside?
It's called death.
She put her poodle and I like the wave of it.
To eat it?
No, no, no, no.
I did math and after this sub start,
it's 78k to reach number one on all time subs.
As a sub goal, I will record my next award
video in my warm model.
I am joking, or am I?
Let's ask that mountain and get me to number one,
yeah, baby, I yeah.
Oh my god!
Alright, I'll make it a promise.
It's a number one.
The next award that I win if I do win an award.
If I ever win an award again.
Who's courted in my water bottle?
That's suspicious.
That's weird.
Is this a bit of that?
Or going to the streamer awards as a one.
If I make it to number one.
Be bald, it has to be one or the other.
No, no, no, no, no.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm so crazy.
I'll do one or the other, but it cannot be both. It cannot be both.
Only if I make it to number- Only if I make it to number one. Only, only...
Only.
So, I'm confident that it's not gonna happen.
Okay, we clean the whole kitchen.
Uh, clean the bathroom clean, the pixel-react-clean.
It's blood on the pixel?
There's no blood on the pixel! Why are you lying to me?!
Eat my balls!
If I shine this light on the fucking pizza
THERE'S NO FUCKING BLOOD ON THE PIZZA!
What the fuck are you talking about?
Okay wait, we'll do this one...
No, let's do this room first.
This be washed? Like...
Oh my god, it's just permanent caca stain.
I'm guessing that's all it...
Let's do a quick sweep over here.
Looking good!
Any trash?
Oh, we already saw this.
Oh, we saw this already.
And we saw this. Now it's time to look at the-
Oh, it's magical things everywhere, huh?
On the fork in carpet.
Thank you so much for the easy-to-show. Thank you!
Oh boy.
Answering this one would save many lives.
Bang!
Sure answered the fucking phone.
Let's try on the computer.
I kept it on the computer.
Pro-shoe-toe-core, what the fuck?
Oh, for me, thank you.
Paradise blend
Healthy
Where's the lamb sauce?
What if all of a sudden like a monster comes on and like
Blah blah blah blah blah
I have to run for my life?
It's like a big fucking caw
Today and slap that prime on the fucking table right now
Good day people
I'll bear it back guys. I got a peep
At that hype
Contrary to popular belief
I did not fall in the toilet
Don't okay me
Contrary to popular belief,
I have not fallen in the toilet.
What the fuck bro?
What's wrong with you people?
We have cleaned!
What were we talking about before you guys got all weird?
What were you doing while I was in the bathroom eh?
She's right chat. She didn't fall in the toilet. She willingly jumped in.
What the fuck?
It's different.
Why the fuck am I fucking mopping the outside today?
Why the fuck am I doing this?
Cause this is outside.
What the fuck?
Is this danga ramble blood?
Ah, it's not danga ramble blood.
Or easy!
Send a little song.
The dance and I mean okay that I do the dance
It's from now it's my babe
Do I have to clean this?
Thank you very much
Clean the back alleyway
Oh my god I thought it was Slenderman
Slenderman was there
Slenderman no!
I can call you just young fast word of God
I'm feeding up an old lady's love
Thank you for the 50 get this job, look a fuck
Not for painting
And spying on your neighbors
There's a phone
Owners raising
Hello?
You know what, just burn the whole place down
Why does that say old factory?
What a fuck?
Old factory?
Oh, shit
Darn it
Gosh, darn it
Oh, God, sorry
Oh, God
Oh, oh, shit
This is coming off
Oh my God! Somebody pick up that fuck!
I guess I said it, eh?
I'm a little artiste.
Do I need a pardoning?
All clean.
All clean! All clean! All clean! I did it!
I did it! You son of a hundred, a hundred!
You tell me I can use this money for something.
I wanna buy stuff.
Man, fuck everything.
Yes.
I have one more point.
What can I use it on?
Extra UV lamp?
Yes.
Bro.
Look at me.
I'm a pro.
I'm a professional.
Oh, no.
Stop fucking calling me!
Kowalski, I'm the job.
Not even a drop of ketchup less.
So I sent you a little present.
What's my present?
It can't like to appreciate his people.
I also put in a good word for you and the underworld.
What the world?
Expect new customers coming.
What?
More customers or more psychos.
I don't know.
Where's my present?
Where's my present?
Hmm?
Or are these all the places that I've cleaned?
Funny.
You're such a good boy, you don't want to touch that?
There's a slice of pizza just for me?
Here boy, get the pizza.
Get the pizza boy.
He'll use that pizza on his egg.
Pizza!
Pizza, dog.
It's open. Just come in.
Hi, is Mark back home already?
He should be in a few minutes.
What the fuck is Mark?
Do you want something to drink while waiting?
No thanks.
What are those noises down there?
That doesn't sound good, but...
Duty calls.
I hope you're not tired of me, Mr. Kowalski, because you know what?
Tricia and I are moving in together to an apartment close to yours.
Maybe now it'll be easier to meet, catch up and just chat.
You should come visit us.
Right now, we are just renting.
You see, Big Jim seems to like me and pays me very well.
Maybe one day me and Tricia will be able to buy a house on our own.
I will be fucking amazing.
We have already started saving money.
I can't believe it is all go-so going so well.
Five straight to Kings Crossing Street, six cramped in district,
erase the surveillance footage.
You need five body bags.
Don't forget about that dead ass hole is in the basement.
Make it look nice and clean, and better not fuck this up.
Remember, you owe us, errr, five volleys!
Goddammit, you keep my eyes peeled.
It's missing things.
Making going to hell!
Where's my dog?
Doggie?
Doggie?
Where the fuck is my dog?
My fucking dog.
My God, he's no way.
Where the fuck did my dog go?
Was it because of-
Oh, there he is.
Daddy is a criminal now.
But you're still a good boy.
Daddy is a criminal now.
Affair with death. I'm on my way.
Be a long night. I don't know at which point it started to become mundane.
But I do remember that, at that time, all I was thinking about was, at least it wasn't me who was being put in a bag.
Jesus. That's rough, buddy.
Look for the bodies.
What is this? Three fucking times?
I hope not.
Oh, for me and you.
Incognito, Moe.
I bet you five subs, you can't make a basket.
Thanks for the baaack
So much for the five gifted subs
Holy shit!
The five gifted subs?
Oh, it's not
Oh, Bunch
Ow
Looks like some kind of electronic lock
Thanks, Bob Gang
Maybe the poor boy has a key on him
Good morning, Mousy
You make me feel lazy
I left work last night and you were streaming
I get home almost 12 hours later and you're still going
Great job
Thanks you for the batteries
And you're not lazy
You want to work? What the fuck?
What are you talking about?
Work is work! What are you saying?
What's here on the fucking computer?
One way to deal with a culty blood pool.
Exterminate us.
Then we stand a chance.
I don't know, but I'll... I'll sue.
I'd be worth something.
You just killed everyone.
You say you killed everyone.
I was lost no more cinnamon rolls.
Don't you forget it.
Dad, I saw you two last night.
Not here. Let's go inside.
Uh-oh.
What a fair too far.
Secret or two, I know.
That should open the main door.
I just won't just fucking play in this today.
I don't point at me having a pool,
because what am I gonna do just to look at a fucking pool?
So peeks off the floor, like, is that someone to act?
Like, one day I'm doing this job,
like, I'm playing in the game, I mean, in.
But if like, all of a sudden the cops are sure,
and I have to run away from them, with my mops.
That's where he was shot for the first time.
He managed to walk a few steps and fell into the water.
Whoa.
Whoa, Razy.
Time to enter.
We're going to work it with tech number 12 and half major American lentos.
Thank you so much.
There's a lot of references.
It's great.
I better look at that shit first.
Nice and clean.
He comes before fixing.
The attacker clearly went off to deep end.
Nice and clean. He comes before fixing. The attacker clearly went off the deep end.
Did he blame her for her husband's misbehavior?
Not that I'm sorry, dear.
Not knowing you.
It was nice not knowing you.
These, maybe you could stick to it.
Nice, my wife!
Well now, boy, this is where he's every craving. What the fuck is this all about? Uh oh.
Jesus, that one was twice-
Holy shit!
Looks can be that deceiving?
Oh, it's just $2 bail, what the fuck?
Yes!
Totally worth it!
I found a secret!
Oh God!
If one wasn't enough, being for breaking bones, a lot of stab wounds, some drill marks.
Easy to see, it was deeply personal.
So that must be Mark.
Hi Mark!
Oh, hi Mark!
You're my favorite customer.
Is it a small city jail?
Surveillance room?
Didn't age well.
He knows about us. Stay safe my dearest.
I hope to be with you back soon.
Uh oh.
A computer!
I went to the mainframe.
Hey, all done. I want to look at the documents please.
No? Okay, fuck you.
I'm in the mainframe.
Oh, what's this?
I have ears!
Naranasi.
Healthy living.
What will I do to improve my life?
Keep a healthy diet?
I should do those at least 15 pounds to feel good in my own body.
You work out at home or in a fitness club at least four times a week.
Less than a decade back I was well-known fitness instructor.
God damn it! I was also Miss T not so long ago, right? Right?
Look this on therapy.
Always. It's time to finally heal.
Anti-depressants alone won't do. Now I know that.
Remember that family time is really important.
I have two great step-kids and an amazing husband.
They give me a lot of strength every day.
Mine, mine taking this home, taking this home.
Is that what makes this whole ride worthwhile?
Grace yourselves.
I've been playing games for too long can literally kill you.
No crunch and internal happiness, take note.
Games really can't sing. Have you seen this man?
What the fuck?
Oh, boy!
Your design is my passion.
Have we been playing a soul game?
Was he jacking off while playing a soul game?
Is that why he died?
While drinking game of milk?
Oh, tree-scentinal, ooooh!
Were those pillows blood splattered or just tacky?
Just tacky.
Playing some FPS and ending up with a bull in your head.
That's what I call a murder.
Joke, he was straight, jorking it to millennia on guard.
It is jorking it to m-
Fuck the whole family by-
Mabel, I'm freaking up right now.
Why?
His dad is having an affair, overhurt him talking to some woman on the phone.
phone wasn't mom. I'm sure of that. Don't go crazy girl. It was probably nothing. IDK
maybe you're right. Maybe I'm just tripping. For sure.
Using a child like that.
Thought I had the whole downstairs. Now she's double dead.
She's not asleep. I'm awake. Me.
If I get this off Kasey Ross, C-R-O-O, Kasey Ross, C-R-O-O,
Emma Marose,
My Simmerone, my Simmerone's right here next to me.
Just having a good time laying down.
Whoa!
What'd you say?
Hmm?
The A-A-A, my heart out.
Vegetable.
On the floor, baby, we might as fuck not really write our own record.
Monster, that boy is a monster!
That boy is a monster!
I think I have to start going to bed.
Being harder and harder, eyes open.
But I want to keep on cleaning this crime scene.
I want to keep on cleaning the crime scene.
Not really, bro, I kinda wanna call...
That boy is a monster!
Wanna donate to one of my favorite VueTuber,
and one of the reasons why I'm saving to become a VueTuber.
Thank you, Jackson. You're too kind. Thank you very much.
I wish you luck on your week to work, Johnny.
Miss Armaus, you can go to sleep.
Thank you. Thank you for telling me that I can go to sleep.
Your cousin's life to meet you, which is awesome. What the fuck does that even mean?
What is that?
I'm not first cleaning this fucking house.
I'm not waiting. I'm awake. And I'm gonna first clean this fucking house.
laundry key. I need to see what's in the laundry.
I need to see it!
POTATO!
Zero, thank you so much for the fight.
You did something to Zero.
Mash good.
Perfect.
Whoa, thank you.
I'll get you ready for bed now.
Stratkill is here for the 20 get-it-subs.
Stratkill also thank you so much for the betel memes.
I'm getting ready for bed now.
I'm getting everything prepared.
Everything prepared? Just give me a second.
I'm gonna sleep all around while I'm sleeping
I'm gonna sleep through the head on my head, girl
I love the warmth
I'm gonna also sleep with my bottle of dirt
Because that's how I sleep in the dirt
Anyway, I'm not going to sleep yet
I gotta brush my teeth
If I like this hat, I'll find another hat
That's kind of like...
It's not my vibe
It's not my hat vibe, you know?
It's not the half-dive I'm going for. Get this shit off of me!
I have my hat on. I got my... better beard on.
Great! I'm ready for bed. But I brush my teeth.
So I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
Now I know.
Man, I'm so tired.
But tomorrow thank you so much for attending this sub, thank you!
Thank you so much for the hundred, get this sub holy shit!
In case you haven't, thank you so much for the twenty-five, get this sub holy fuck!
Thank you guys so much, oh my goodness!
Oh my god, thank you!
It's not time of day, it's the time of day where I have to go to bed.
I thought I had to make a tiny sign.
It's time for Ducks. Yeah, Ducks for you. Let me put the Ducksies on. Time for Duck Battles. Duck Wars.
I want your pristine Ducks. I must make it Halloween.
Well guys, I'm going to bed now. Thank you guys so much for the amazing day today.
today thanks for hanging out with me I appreciate it and I'll be back in a few
hours awake again I love you guys I hope you guys have a wonderful day I'll be
back soon thank you for today it feels amazing I'll see you soon I'm killing
you I'm killing you I don't care about anything else I don't give a shit
about anything else. I- my programming is just get that fucking guy right now.
Because there is no like- oh he's running? I'm back on!
Nope, it's just-
Raise the timer, chat. Keep it up, do not edge.
Potato!
Five gang, let's go, because now it is six.
Oh my goodness! It's about a freaking timer I see going up! What the-
Let's go. Hold on. I'm going to crack open a cold one with you boys.
Hold on. Let me just...
Have a one!
Huh?
No. Oh my god. I'm getting...
Two weeks worth of fucking updates showing up.
Oh boy.
Right. Okay. Okay.
Best stuff.
Can we get a fucking poggers?
Or let's go in chat?
Are you babysitting us?
Yeah.
Can we get a poggers in chat for all the people that are gifting right now?
Holy moly.
While I've been away, you guys have popped the Frick off.
It has been crazy to see from, uh, across the pond.
It has been crazy.
You guys have been going NUH!
Let's see, uh, oh jeez, do I have a way of seeing this?
Like, straight off for it? Oh boy.
Um...
You know what, hold on, let me scroll up a little bit,
because I've missed a couple of the, uh...
Oh, I can only scroll so far, okay.
Uh, CHAPPY WITH THE FIVE GIFTEDS!
LET'S SCOUT!
And then friggin, uh...
Macurious with the ten!
And, uh, is that Ian?
E-
L-
E- Ian Lander?
Is that an A? I or an L?
Eh?
Twitch gifting as well!
Is Twitch gifting? What's the fri-
Well, you know what?
It's still not my goat anonymous.
Hahahaha!
Twitch gifting sub for every five?
Hold on. Oh, I see-
Wait, when did this come out?
This come out!
It's like a minute ago, 40 minutes ago, 29 minutes ago.
I'm getting mixed signals here, boys.
I'm getting mixed signals here, you guys.
You guys, give it to me, give it to me!
Maya, what are you doing?
You know what, I'm not gonna do a hundred bomb,
but I can join you on this.
Let's drink and go.
Maya, thank you very much.
Let's go for the cause.
I'm not gonna thank myself.
That's fucking dumb.
Do you guys had fun while I've been away?
I literally got back like a couple of hours ago and then had an app and then I'm like
Oh!
Boo!
I was in America?
Oh dude it was pretty wicked.
It was pretty wicked actually.
I had so much fun.
Thank you so much!
Whoa!
Ho!
Ho!
Holey!
That was a surprise!
Yeah, now something I'll tell you.
Never heard you burp like that. I didn't think I helped burp like that before. That was crazy.
Um
Yeah, no, switchcom was pretty wicked
Um
I'll tell you right now the the thing that i'm missing most already
I'm missing the mcgriddle dude your your mcgriddles over there. Fuck like this. Oh, that's so good
You don't have them over here though. Oh
Yeah, I was literally the nicest thing
I was like, so I have a small appetite, but I ended up having like, I ended up having
like two McGriddles every, um, every morning, kind of, ehh, I'm in and out, yeah, I was
pretty shit, do I cook?
Not really, uh, course on, wait, course on on, yeah, I think I said that already.
Thank you for the 10 gifties, let's go!
You have a McRibble you?
Well, I'm planning on going and seeing some friends in Germany at some point in Germany.
So I'll try the McRibble when I go over the...
I don't think they had it when I was in America, so...
I don't know.
I don't know.
Indie Dev, thank you for the 5 gifties, let's go.
Should I hit...
Right, try...
Okay, I want your opinion.
I want your opinion, right?
another Zorinopus do we thank Twitch for all the gifted subs when they add the bonus ones because
it's not actually them or do we like how do we want to do this no no yeah no yeah no no yeah no
mods can i get a poll please i don't know this works i'm gonna pull i tried reading it i lost track
Very quick.
Thank you.
Alright, tell me what you guys have been up to for the past two weeks.
Does it say I've been away?
Holy moly, sumo, thank you for the fucking hundred!
Let's go, let's go.
Big chat in the chat.
Yeah, like dude, I've been away like the whole time, like literally the past two
weeks.
I think I've babysought you guys like right before I left and then- no bo- twitch!
Twitch being a fun and audacious bitch?
What the frick?
WHERE'S THE BONUS?
Excuse me!
This is why we don't thank them, yeah.
I see how it is.
I see how it is.
The emotional damage?
Yeah, it's for all the Vtubers that have been banning.
How frickin' it?
I completely forgot I had a birthday girl badge on my desk before I left.
That's just taught me my surprise.
I wonder if they run out of money? Yeah, they spent it unbanning everyone.
Loon.
Let's go, bow! Thank you for the 20 gifties towards the fucking cause, dude!
Let's go! Dude, you guys have been absolutely popping off, like 210k.
Like, holy moly.
Uh, Alex, thank you for the 5 gifties, thank you! Let's go!
Is that a twitch stop? A twitch stop joining in?
Does Twitch stop?
Twitch is like, what the hell am I doing?
Is the Twitch event still happening?
I mean, it is on my end.
Yeah, that plugin is pretty ass to be fair.
Oh my god, you guys are back up to like 5.5.5 is what?
Yeah, they run out of money.
Lowering the time was a mistake.
Wait, haul?
Okay, fill me in, fill me in, fill me in, fill me in.
Also, do I like Mousy's bed?
the dirt pile? Yes, I love it so much. I love it so much. From 15 sec. Oh, so it only adds
10 seconds every, every, uh, every thingy. Uh, Mida, thank you. Thank you for the five
gifties. Thank you. Wait, what was the result on the poll, by the way? Was it, uh, was
it, we thanked them all? Oh no. At the sleeping one? I am on my end. You can't see it.
was a no okay it's been 10 the whole summer fun part from a power one one
minute pair five gifted with the bonus okay okay
bankrupt basis with the gifts of I always wonder if like they um oh let's go
vindic thank you vindic sorry but that you know what I'm calling you that from
Thank you for the gifties and Mercurias, thank you for the 10 gifties as well.
Thank you!
Vindic. Yeah!
Padawek, thank you for the 10 gifties, let's go!
Let's go!
Yeah, did you reckon Bezos is there just like sweating like, oh boy.
Oh boy!
My favorite chart I gifted yet? No, I've not seen my boy.
I've not seen my boy. I wonder whether it'll actually count as bonus actually with the size
Oh, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay hold up
Wait, Ebrahim? Is that meant to be like Abraham, but uh
Ebrahim, thank you for the 20 gifted someone random. God dammit. Thank you for the 50
Blank onto it, thank you for the five and
OVEGAL, IT'S TAKING OUT!
Anonymous, thank you for the five gifties as well, thank you
Let's go!
It's a freaking girl, it's my boy.
Hold on, I might need to open a second window.
Oh!
I might need to open a second window so I can have like the event list and shit.
Wait, is Twitch actually shooting up the-
No way.
No way.
Can't believe that Twitch is actually like robbing people of things.
The gift of the um, thing.
giving themselves a medal on the fucking lead-up ball
yeah I wouldn't be surprised if it hits one actually
it's like you know that um you know that you know that me with the with the
dude and he's giving himself a medal in them in the um
like oh yes
uh yeah the Obama mean yeah yeah
Listen, it's been a while, okay?
It's been a while.
I don't know.
Um...
Yeah, I might need to open a second chat window first, seeing all the gifted things.
Uh, Jessica, thank you for the five gifties. Let's go.
And House of Bedlam as well. Thank you for the five gifties.
Guys are coming in clutch.
Also, chat, right? Okay, I should have asked this as soon as I came in.
What is the game you guys are playing right now?
And thank you for the 10 gifties. Thank you. Oh
My god Maya with a fucking another hundred bomb what hold on hold on hold on and
Ash with the five as well. Dude you guys are going crazy
Hold on I'm gonna need to open another window
For you guys actually
So I can actually see what the brick is going on with the gift and subs and for let's go
Let's go!
I've got like a makeshift like event list right now.
Thank you for the five gifties, let's go.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Right, chat!
I'm gonna say I complete, I did ask the question of what the game is.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't, if I said I paid attention.
So Robb, Terry, what's the game?
Watch your plastic though, okay.
Dukes respond every few minutes with a random name in the chat.
If your name is on the screen you can control with typing WSD in the chat and Dukes can kill
each other.
What do you actually do?
Do you do it like this?
Like if you go, like let's say mine was on the screen, if I did this, yeah so I actually
have to type W.
Oh my god that must have bummed the chat crazy.
Uh typical idiot fun thank you for the five gifties.
Survivor with the fucking 50 bomb.
Yeah bonus 31 also wait it's such a suffer off coming in with the five let's go dude
I am so glad you guys hit this um this goal freak on a leash cover
wicked yeah 50 bomb by survivor let's go who else did one uh leo with the 10
10.
Oh, gyro with the 30.
No, thank you for the 10.
Ah, you...
Mmm.
Thank you for the 5.
Ah!
Yeah, dude, my makeshift, uh, event list.
You know, the, you know, where you can, it like, shows up, like, where you can see
and share.
Yeah, I can't...
Mmm.
I don't think it's me she's coming to for, uh, frequent leash.
I'd be honored, but I don't think it's me.
Uh, right.
Thank you for the 10 gifties.
Uh, Leviathan, thank you for the 5.
for the five oh boy thank you for the five as well and what Wolfram I nearly
called you wolf you know what we're going with that now you are now I dubbed
the wolf thank you as well and Reno thank you for the five I'm not used
dying as well okay it's not just me it's not just me is everybody else's
Is everyone else's player also shit in the bed right now?
Right end game, thank you for the 5.
Sheena with the 25, let's go.
I'm ganked, thank you for the 5 as well.
Thank you.
Feels like mine.
Can't even get the video to work on my app.
Think we're making Twitch cry.
Yeah.
This is payback.
This is payback.
Uh, Sarah, thank you for the 10 gifties, uh, Shrine, thank you for the 5.
Holy god, reasoned bread, thank you for the 5.
You know what, I need to talk about something while actually your name's on the thing.
Trongirl, thank you for the 5 as well.
Uh, and Duncan, thank you for the 5 as well.
Dude, I shit you not.
The most disappointing thing ever is when you think you've got a chocolate chip thing
and it turns out to be FUCKING REASONS!
That shit is like the old milk betrayal.
Uh, ladies and ninja, thank you for the five gifties.
Let's go.
Yeah, you guys know what I'm talking about.
Yeah!
FUCKING REASONS!
You're like, oh yeah!
I'm chugging a chip!
Blech!
Blech!
Uh, ever how I'm coming in with a ten, let's frickin' go!
Let's go!
Chai, if you hate raisins, can I get at least a gifted sub?
A gifted sub for all my homies, attacked by the surprise...
... raisins.
A high-pasted two. Let's go! Thank you for the gifted sub.
Steve coming in with a gifted sub as well.
I have no idea. Tidejail, thank you for the five as well.
Aw, creepy. You know, like grapes.
Well, right, here's a little tip bit for you.
I can't eat fruits.
Before anyone says like the streamer.
No, not that fruit.
I mean the the the the alternative to vegetable type shit.
I can't eat them.
They make me vomit.
Like it's like there's like a like an acid in it
and it actually makes me throw up.
Wolfram, thank you for the 20 gifted subs.
Let's go.
What do you eat then?
Have the diet even tomorrow is especially tomorrow's
For a toast I have no idea
They can eat the streamer maybe
Funny your five a day. No, I have that. I have the the dietary
I
have the the the dietary
Intake of a two-year-old
Cross with a girl failure. It's kind of how it is
kind of know how it is. Anime lover, thank you for the 20 gifts. Thank you. Can't have
normal pizza? No, I mean normal pizza, I've got to have a lactate in the first place anyway.
But like, it's like I can have like in small doses, like so for example, like I can have
a bit of a pizza with the um with the with the tomato in it but like after
after like two slices nah I'm gonna vomit but if I have less than two slices
I just get an upset tummy if that makes sense I know you guys are fucking
popping off you nearly got it to ten hours again can we get much higher
Uh, Roots to Seva, thank you for the gifted subbies. Let's go.
Second with a five. Let's go.
Black person tolerant? Yeah.
Yeah.
Black person tolerant and IBS.
Would be wild if mouse woke up to 24 hours. I know. Wouldn't that be crazy?
Wouldn't that be crazy, Cat?
xdx
You don't see my comments you put it you put you put a sad face on some crying emojis I
Guess
Indish crow coming in with a tan gifted sub
Rizza wait, I nearly called you Rizla then you know what we're going with that as well
Thank you for the tier one. Let's go
um
I'll fit calm. Thank you for the tan as well
Thank you for the 10 gifties, let's go!
Dude, you guys are crazy!
Actually popping off.
So wait, someone fill me in.
What's the second number at the top?
The gold that she sent in, the 283066.
Uh, Keepie, thank you for the 5 gifteds as well.
Thank you!
It's Ludwig's Subbathon record.
Oh chat, you can top that.
You can top that. You can top that.
Come on, this is Ludwig you guys are talking about.
You guys can beat that.
Show me a Ludwig, son.
Tell me casual with the five gifties.
Alexander, I love how you've spelled that, actually.
Thank you, brother five.
No way. No way.
I would also gift most of these, but I just did a 50 bomb,
and I spent way too much in America.
I went around and got like, if I saw any of my friends on any of the merch foods, I got it.
So my keychain thing is absolutely massive right now.
Very much, thank you for the 20 giftings, thank you!
And all players coming in with a prime, let's go.
The disaster party at Twitch, but what was the disaster party?
key keys might all my bags downstairs if I go downstairs at any point to go for a piss or anything
I'll bring my bag up so you can hear it yeah literally I've got this um I've got it on the
other side of the room there's a um what's it called I've got this big massive uh also whoever's
got the name Necropogus is absolutely based I've got this big like um not tapestry but like
like it's like a big like throw thing like blankie um and I've got two of them
one of them has Haruka going up and then the other one has a mousey shouting
fuck off on it I thought it was brilliant I had to get both of them
Uh, poor cat, thank you for the five gifties.
Um, and thank you for the five as well.
We will see, uh, what was the disaster party, Solia?
The black one, there was actually two.
There was, um, also, you guys hit eight hours.
Keep going!
If you hit nine hours, I will, uh, I don't know.
I'll do something.
he has the easiest babysitting job so far. Dude, you guys are just fun to hang out with.
Like, literally, I got back from America, like, had a nap, and then literally got up
and was like, oh, Nancy's asleep. She probably needs a babysitter. Okay.
I'll up your butt, I guess.
Luke, thank you.
Thank you, Wailed.
Thank you for the gifted sub.
No for nothing.
Thank you for the five as well.
And Stormy, thank you for the two, uh, the two gifted as well.
Thank you.
Thank you for dropping in anytime, dude.
I felt bad that I couldn't babysit while I was away, honestly.
I like to help people out when I can.
The fact they couldn't jump in when Marcy was asleep and you guys were left on your own?
OOOH!
What if I jumped in while having- on a phone mic?
You guys would- your ears would have bled.
I mean, I want the fuck!
You had a boba siren? I saw some.
I saw it!
Uh, Jess, thank you for the five, thank you.
Did I just miss any?
Yeah, Tyler, thank you for the five as well.
And it's Stormy. Thank you for the 2 as well.
I built that. I built that.
What a fucking name. That is so fun to say.
Sorry, I'm saying it in my head and I'm trying to visualize how I'm gonna say this.
Squafuffy? Is that how it's pronounced?
That is very fun to- Squafuffy. Squafuffy.
Sounds like a fucking- some game, like- in-game creature cry or some shit.
I'm having thank you for the five
Oh Kelly with a 50 bomb yeah I was saying something and then I completely
forgot what I was saying I think I'm just yapping honestly holy fuck save point
with a 25 as well yeah your accent reminds me of my home area where's your
home area? Where's your home area? Oh, Maria, that is Ludwig's sub-a-thon goal, like the
highest of all time. You missed yapping on stream? I actually have, you know, honestly.
Well, mainly I've just missed, like, coming out and talking to Charity, guess. Dreaming
on the toilet fucking base? Thank you for the fiiiiive! Is that Maya with another
hundred fun holy oh my god Maya you are very close to getting overtaken by
twitch North East of England wait hold on where's East oh I'm North West England
Oh my god, Maya? That is not fair, what the fuck?
Uh, Luis, thank you for the 5 gifts. I can't believe it, Teldig, thank you for the 5.
Are you guys a pump and twitch? You guys are actually, like, top leafers.
You guys are actually throwing Maya. The Northern Twain? Yeah, I do.
I'm actually from Liverpool.
Well I just don't sound it.
Alexa!
Jesus.
Hold on, hold on, I need to...
A fiddle of gold, thank you for the 20 gifted.
Thank you!
A Pedron Sky with the 5 as well, let's go!
Holy frickin moly, dude.
Ned! Wait, I nearly said Nedly Ned.
I think I don't know where my brain was going with that.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Stratkiller, thank you for the 50 bomb as well.
Thank you!
Uh...
Keel, thank you for the 5 as well.
Chaos, come with the 5 as well.
Dude, you guys are nearly hitting 9 out.
Okay, chat. Okay.
Okay.
Here was that.
Take care, baby. See you later.
That sounds great.
Oh thank you, I hope you like it!
Yay!
Oh yeah, 100%
Dude, like, hold on
Uh, anyone that's good at maths?
I'll get this out, cause I'm probably not gonna be able to
What is the, uh, what is the difference between the Ludwig one right now?
And where we're up to?
70k-ish
You guys can do that!
I say that
I say that
You guys can do that!
Uh, Ghost Ward, thank you for the 50 bomb, let's go!
What a floss for you, you can't even see me floss regardless, what?
If I had full body tracking, you can do that.
He's gonna sing? Why the fuck would I sing?
Dude, I've not sung in two weeks.
My voice is so out of it.
Slap it on the tape, hold up.
Hold up, I got you.
Yeah, that's how you do it
The table like a big fucking cock
So everybody that you have a big fucking dick today
You have that crime on the fucking table right now
Uh, I'm pretty sure she's probably got someone in mind that she wants to do it further
Slap it on the table, yay!
Okay, I got your CD in the other day, sounds great
Jews! Death, thank you for the 20 gifted as well, thank you
And uh, Spocker with the 5 as well.
Dude, actually speaking of swinging dicks around, right?
I heard a really funny confession.
You guys have probably seen this because it was on a Connor stream.
It was the confessional one.
Um, did you guys see that?
Connor's confessional thing.
Someone said when they were kids, they used to get in fights all the time,
and then one time they just whip their uh, whip their thang out and spun it around and
scared the other person off.
I was all like a thinker because that is an absolute power move to be honest.
Uh, Oakland with the five, thank you!
My legs are so sweaty, what the hell?
Why don't they ever do that in UFC?
I don't know, I imagine it's like, you know when the lizards like have like, they
like, they like inflate their faces, some snakes do it too.
I don't know what the actual word is.
I don't know what it's actually called. I don't know but like
Such a power move. You guys are nearly at ten hours. You guys are nearly at ten hours. This is great
Oh, I see the mouse. Oh
Rock thank you for the 550. Thank you
Someone read it with the hundred bucks. Yeah. Oh my god, she's smoothing. Oh my god. Oh my god
the beast says a neck or mouth thank you for the five giftees let's go thank you
for the 10 let's go actually check can I can I can I can I can ask you guys a
question and you guys have to have to promise not to be like let's go thank
you for the gifted sub and zig sorry thank you for the 10 as well thank you
right okay so I'm gonna say this some people are probably gonna be like but
Um, so on the way, uh, because of, um, bipsies, like, uh, like heart conditions and stuff like that,
we have to get not normal seats for a plane. Um, and they're the ones that turn into the beds,
right? Has anybody seen them before? Absolutely crazy. Yeah, like the first class ones? Yes.
That was kind of the reason I was like, I don't want anyone being like,
because yeah, I know, I know. Sometimes people will be like, what the frick, how are we going to
do this? Um, but dude, have you got like, are they good, sturdy? Yeah, they're pretty wicked.
Like you can like raise them up and down as much as you want. You can like
Have it be a bed and all that kind of stuff because we had a
11-hour flight
So it was
If you are ever able to I fully recommend it
But because of our circulatory issues she's got to lie down. So we have to get it
um
Holy moly though it is it is it is expensive. I'll say it's like a
If you don't have to do it every time like we'll have to you and you and you do it like as like a once-in-a-lifetime thing
I genuinely recommend it. It is a lot of fun
Genuinely recommend it
Yeah, no fucking oh my god
Doc Raven with a twit with a fucking hundred bomb
Oh, did you guys are going fucking crazy? What?
Yeah, you guys coming in clutch
Yeah, you guys are absolutely popping off.
What's this?
Probably another thing, don't worry about it.
Let me scroll up.
Oh, I can't scroll all the way up.
No!
Wait, did...
No, no it didn't.
No it didn't.
Chat, you didn't do it.
You did not.
Oh, Seven didn't chat for Maya.
You've fallen, soldier.
Holy!
Maya's getting taken off the leaderboard by Twitch.
This is so sad.
Can we get 25 gifted subs in the chat?
Ha ha ha!
Dude, I've been hanging around with Ruben too fucking long.
Oh!
This is so sick!
Go eat your 25, baby!
Welcome back!
Thank you!
Thank you!
It's good to be back.
It's good to be back.
Uh...
Chat!
Quick chat!
Gifted 12 hours before the mouse guy who moods stares from her sliver.
Thank you for the 5 gifted.
Let's go!
Uh...
Eribit!
Thank you for the 10 gifties!
Everyone, thank you for the gifted sub as well.
Unpleasant Majin, thank you for the 25 gifted sub.
Yeah, you did it!
Uh, sorry chat, I've got a lot of energy.
Wait, did Maya do another 100 bomb?
No shot.
No friggin' shot.
Oh my god, you did.
Oh, thank you for the 100 gifted subs and Ghost Ward with the 50 as well, let's go.
Yeah, Maya's like freaky twitch. I'm taking you. It's like a Dark Souls boss.
Oh my god.
Chat actually like griefing Maya right now. Literally chat versus Maya boss fire, you know.
Let's go. Hi. Thank you for the five.
Helba, thank you for the ten.
Uh, Raven, thank you for whatever you did. I cannot scroll up high enough. Oh my god, someone just go slight. Thank you for the five. And especially thank you for the gifted sub. I love animated titties.
Agreed.
Many thank you for the gift. Wait how many is that? What? Is that a hundred bum? I actually can't see my chat.
Won't keep up. Kill us with a 25.
After on with the however many that is. Oh 15. Yay!
Dude, my chat actually can't keep up with this.
Uh, needed with the gifted sub.
Uh, Jedi Zero, thank you for the gifted sub.
Dude, my chat actually won't scroll up high enough.
Oh, roll away, hello.
We're at 11 hours, boys.
Uh, Zigg with the 10.
Zigg with the- yeah, that was a shit verb, especially compared to the one before.
Dude, I actually never done it verb like I did before.
Hi! Holy shit!
Sorry, I got excited. I recognized your name.
Um, thank you for the five gifts. Let's go.
Uh, Zombie, thank you for the two of them. Let's go.
Dude, I'm starting to recognize quite a lot of your names, actually.
No, wait, thank you for the five gifts. Let's go.
Keep it going, keep it going, keep it going.
We want to make Mousey actually shit herself when she's at Wakefuckero.
What the fuck is this?
Well, thank you for the five- oh, oh boy shit, I shouldn't have said that.
She's gonna cackle those little worm puns.
Um, Charmin with the five.
Um...
Oh, god.
The Marcy voice was good. Wait, was it? I didn't hear it.
Sheena, thank you for the 25 as well. Thank you.
Oh, oh.
Let's see. B-sex? Thank you for the fucking five gifties. Let's go.
Spiffilis with the, is that a 10? Is that a 10? I think.
Actrain record? Um, whatever you think it is, plus like 10.
Is it just me or does her worm when she's sleeping look really angry?
Especially right now it looks like it's going
Then what's up five, dude? I actually
chat... I would be able to give you old shoutouts
and thank yous and shizz
But genuinely my twi- oh my god, tWiSh is overtaking Krogel
No shot
Oh, seven's in the chat for Krogel
Another fallen boy
another fallen boy I might actually make the the Obama meme with a switch in
just be like oh yes well done well done for all the gifted subs haha put
myself on the fucking leaderboard like that little bitch boy uh balsa thank
you for the 45 let's go yeah we're at what oh my god yeah good ghost it you
You better, you better, uh, pray to whatever God you pray to.
Because Twitch is coming for your cheeks.
Well, what's the highest hype-trench you've had?
Doug, thank you for the 10 gifties. Let's go!
Wait, was it 10? I don't know. If it wasn't 10, then, uh, tough shit.
I already called it out. I'm rolling with this.
39?
39 and 51%.
Ok you know what to do Boys
You know what to do
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
What the be on there on a recorder actually
That's it right ok everybody that's gifting subs right now
Thank you so much it's going a little too fast I can't even call these all out
Oh my God wait what level are we on right now what the f***
Oh chat you know what one of the f*** my favorite videos ever is
You're there.
Love that video so much.
Dude, Twitch is rapidly approaching Ghost Ward here.
Are you able to keep up with the-
Hehehehe, it's like,
ModView's dying? Yep.
I don't even have ModView, I've been trying to go off basic bitch mode and I got-
Mine died a very long time ago.
I'm literally going off chat arena at this point.
Can't keep it up.
It's okay.
What a guy suffer from that chat you're not the only one.
Fuck chat Jesus!
Keep going boys, keep going!
Oh my god, I'm about to fucking die.
What do we got? What do we got?
If it- if it- if it- stop showing this, stop giving your tutor level up!
27, 6%
Give up my boy!
That's my frickin' boy anonymous my goat!
Let's frickin' go!
That's the prime on the table like a big fucking car.
So everybody that you have a big fucking dick today is slap that prime on the fucking
table right now.
This is why Twitch loses money, isn't it?
Sorry, that's the only one I'm gonna keep showing up.
Bandit with that.
Is that a 50 vomit thing?
I think.
I don't know.
Yeah, what are we at?
What are we at?
What are we at?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
going for it. When will she wake up? When she wakes up.
And stop the hype! Oh my god, Gerstwald is less than 50 subs away from being dethroned.
And Sheena is also not very far away from it. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh no.
Okay, Fox's Cloak, I went to read your name and I don't know what the fuck I read, but
in my head when I first read it I was like, huh?
Huh?
Pull a boba bean.
Yeah, ghost, wait, is ghost not here?
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Oh my god, chat, you nearly get 215k, those dicks on the table.
I don't know how many that is, but thank you, I hope!
Is that the five?
Ten?
I can't count.
Oh boys! Oh boys!
Nearly there!
I know, Twitch is about to snipe the shit out of Ghost World.
And almost have 14 hours of life. You guys are absolutely insane.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
28 is on the horizon!
Go!
It's getting harder to level up at this point.
I'm there, chat.
Jeez, switch deeper on Ghost World.
Oh
Sevens in the chat
Sends in the chat. Oh my god. It's only four years away from taking top spot as well. Holy moly
I might make this meme while we do this actually
Hold on
I'm gonna make it in paint cuz why the fuck not in paint Obama
Metal
I forgot I've got this remote.
No, I don't want to end high resolution.
What do I look like?
I'm kind of professional.
Yeah, we're smashing it!
Yeah, 14-hour- well fucking done, chat.
Holy frick.
Holy- wait, level 28?
Okay, we've got three minutes, 20 seconds.
Hold on, I'm just making the Obama meme right now.
I'm making this a special little Prezzie for you boys.
This is absolutely coming in clutch. This is crazy.
Dude, Twitch is actually gonna take the top.
Oh, you guys are gonna like this. Holy fuck.
Okay, I just need a screenshot when it takes over, really.
When it takes the top spot.
No shot. It's actually so freaking close.
I'm hard with the five gifties.
Let's go. Use the name Batraman with the gifted sub.
Why didn't I have it?
God damn it.
With the 10 giftees!
YAY!
Breadbox with the 5!
I can- I can- I can shout you guys out while you guys are here as long as they're, uh,
me but it's okay.
Uh, Shireto with the gifted!
Die by the sword with the PRIME!
Wait, is that from a crime?
From a crime to a tier one!
YAY!
20, you know what, I'm gonna- I'm gonna- I'm gonna join you guys.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna contribute this
But I can do it. 10 gifties. Let's go. I run with the two
Medrise with the gifty Maple car with the prime
Oh
To be further well done chap round of fucking applause for yourselves. Well fucking done
like dude that's still insane you guys pop the fuck off you've got that you've
just hit 15k fucking 14 and a half hours nearly
absolutely go it go it and may I say with sauce yeah yeah what well said what
well said yeah guys a pop in the fuck off
child what do you reckon what do you reckon we're gonna we're gonna we're
gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna take bets what what do you reckon is gonna be massive
reaction when she sees the timer you reckon she's gonna cack out those
Charles's maybe maybe cry maybe piss a little bit gonna lose some line here that
Oh, yeah, that, wait, that emo, the fricking, the fricking, the fennel!
Switch number one, no fucking shots.
Okay, I've made the meme.
This is fucking hilarious.
I can't, well, at least I think it's funny.
If you don't think it's funny, then tough shit.
Um, here, I'll post it for you.
SweetKeyLuxCat, thank you for the five, keep, let's see, let's see if I can actually do this.
I'm gonna refresh my page and see if I can actually fix this up or not.
Bella is your page working again or is it still shit in the bud?
Uh, Doka, thank you for the five as well.
Yeah, Twitch is speedrunning it.
Hold on, I'm just trying to look this up.
And my window's broken.
Oh no.
My Twitch is broken.
My Twitch is broken.
Let me see if I can pop it out and see if that works.
Open it up and not instead.
Hey, I think I fixed it!
Hey, thank you for the five gifts. Let's go. Let's go.
I'm yippie. I'm trying to organize my windows right now.
Oh, buh. Oh, buh. Yeah, wait, hold, hold. Oh, my God, chat. We're getting close to 15 hours.
Ha-ha-lee. It's absolutely popping off.
Uh, thanks, bye. Thank you for the prime sub.
Thank you. When did that happen?
Uh, when you blinked.
Thank you for the five. Hi, neon.
Hi. Yeah, literally when I popped it, like just before I popped in, I think the timer was like
near-dedge. And then you guys like
popped the fuck off. Still look bigger charts in the chat.
So does it just have one subwoofer with exactly five or is it multiple of five, like 10 or 15?
Uh, it fit in multiple sp...
It was under 4 minutes when the bonus started.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Wait, we've like, 10 times the timer.
Psh, you guys, timer goal needs to go higher.
We want top 3 again.
Wait, top 3?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Val, what do you mean?
Top 3, what?
Top 3 subs of all time?
Wait, what's the goal?
What's the number we need to hit?
Neutron, thank you for the 5, Lekker and the darkness, thank you for the 5. Hold on, can I bring this up?
Wait, is that 6 gifted? Hey, yo. Hey.
You shit with that ass? That ain't home.
Sounds a lot like Kat. What does me?
Well, I have got news for you, buddy.
See, but there's a strange coincidence as to why that may be.
It's a plus 269k.
Nice.
It seems to be Ninja in weekly number 3.
Over 283k to beat Ludwig, so with my record in take 2.
You guys can beat Ludwig.
You guys can do that.
Can do that.
I believe in you.
Know what?
Chat?
Let me...
I'm going to run for a period of time.
a pitch real quick. What's it called? Cat's Animal Form Fugue? No, no, no, it's just a
picture of the future of me. I'm gonna grab my key. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
I know. Yeah, I know before you even said it. Yes, I will grab the keys. I will grab
the keys for you. Well, to be fair, it's not even keys at this point. It's just, it's
a lot of key chains and I'm talking like holy key chains so I mean I guess it does that plus
it does have a it does have a capbell on it at least I think it's still not it might be
on my it might still be on my phone case but we'll see we'll see I will just grab my my
booby bag with all the key chains on and I'll give you guys a little bit of a jingle
Okay, I better come back and there better be a hype train or no keys.
You got it?
You hear a nut?
You little rapscallions.
Wait, how long does it need for a hype train?
Hydrines have cooldowns?
Stop making excuses.
Sounds like excuses to me, huh?
Five to ten minutes?
An hour?
Two hours?
Well, we may have a situation.
Alright, okay, I will give you guys a...
Okay.
I'm gonna have a wee wee.
I'm gonna grab the bag, and I'm gonna stretch my leggies.
Be like...
5, 6, 7 minutes, depending on whether my poo tent's into a pee...
Uh, my pee tent's into a poo, sorry.
Um, in that time, uh, if you guys hit 15 hours,
then I will give you keys.
Does that work?
Alright Bert?
Alright, see you guys in just a sec.
Cute elevator music.
Dun, dun, dun.
Did I- what's it at?
What's it at?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
If you guys-
Wait hold on, do you have this emo, actually?
Do you guys have this emo?
What do you do?
Everybody does kiss a homie.
I mean, everybody does kiss a homie, then I'll give you keys.
Well, keychains.
I'm feeling nice.
I'm feeling nice.
No, unless you guys are kissing.
Chat, can we get a 5 gifted sub train going?
Twitch will donate bonus subs for every 5 gifted.
Wait, okay.
The nice sound?
Dude, I actually have no idea how many keychains I have at this point.
I have a lot of keychains on here like literally every time I go to a con or
something and I see like a keychain of one of my friends I will grab it I think
I I'd say has a problem does that word require that there's a downside I see
no downside to this. There's a lot. Like key chains? Yeah, kinda like key chains. Also,
chat, right? There was a, yeah, but it's only a problem that there's no bag left anymore.
Well, put it this way, right? Put it this way, right? I want you guys to use your
imagination, right? I need you guys to zone in a second. Everybody, everybody close
your eyes and just pick to this. So I have the booby bag, right? So you guys
you have that you guys know exactly how big that is.
I have one bundle of keychains that is just V-show stuff and then I have
another side that is like anyone that's not in V-show or something that I get
given in like a meeting group if someone gives me it, right?
So for example, when I did the meeting group at TwitchCon,
I got given a couple of things.
So I'd add that to the bag.
Both sides of keychains are now at this point.
the bundle of them is the same size as the bag. It weighs a fucking ton, but it's pretty wicked.
Yes, or I'm BipsyStream. Yeah, it's true. I do you open your front door with them?
I just say this to save the magic password, obviously. Open says me. Open says me.
I'm going to have absolutely ripped shoulders though when I look around with it.
It doesn't even fit in a pocket anymore.
No, no, no, it's attached to my bag.
So I have my bag and then there's like, have you seen the booby bag?
It's got like these two like rings either side of it.
So I've just attached like the bundles to either side.
And the best, right, here's the best part.
Here's the best part, right?
Here's the best part.
color coded it's color code it's in green order it's so hot it's like a gradient of
like if i go through everyone's colors and oh it's so good it's so satisfying to look at
people on your street call you mr. angles no but my friends know that if if i'm at a corner so
or if i'm out with them or anything like that um they usually hate me before they see me
like if you're like oh my god where's cat you just listen for this yeah you just listen
for that and then there's usually a like a cat bell that I took off a collar and put
that on there as well I don't know if it's in there though it might be on my
backpack on my oh my little waist bag that I've got well there's slapping
sounds to clap on my ass chase I also have a bunch of a bunch of pins um you
know the what's it called like like pins I have those I thought I like cropped leather jacket
and I have it under the flap that is like by like it's like on the top on the top half and I have
it like right over where my heart would be and I know it sounds super fucking cheesy but I was
I was like, I love my friends to be next to my heart at all times because I love them.
And so I have a bunch of pins of my friends there because it's stupid, you know.
So I have them with me.
Not stupid, it's cute.
I just thought it was nice.
So, dude, chat!
We're only 10 hours away from getting 24 hours.
You know what that means?
You know what that?
We're just 3,600 subs.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How many people do we have in chat right now?
If everyone gets one sub or subs themselves,
you can do it.
one person that Korean spa with Fufu when I was in America it was it was so
nice it was so nice just chill as fuck I was breaking it before hunt cuz it's
one of them ones that you got to be like completely like in your birthday
suit for but it like like it was my first time doing anything like that
but it was really nice nice everybody was so nice it was fun dreaming on the
toilet thank you for the five gift days and everybody else with the fucking
gifties as well wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait holy shit that timer is
going up that time I was going up boys yeah no rabbit that makes it happen the
exact same boat I think I gifted what 75 today something like that which I know is
probably in the broad retrospective things that's not a crazy amount but
listen I spent a lot in America okay I think on just mousy stuff alone um yeah
I don't even want to think about myself get another 25 to get it to 100 you know
So what? You give a valid argument there, hold up. You give a compelling argument there.
Parasocial Viewer. I'm not a parasocial viewer of anyone. Just kind of hang out and watch
people and then sometimes they become friends with said streamers. And then I want to
fucking hype the shit out of them because they deserve it because they're fucking
wicked peeps, you know? Yeah, I am not looking at my, uh, not looking at my bank
could count this month. I'm not gonna do it. I only uh I've only streamed once this month so far
so I'm like not from twitch.com now because that would have required IRL streaming and I don't
do that at least not on my channel if someone else streams in its IRL then and I'm like okay
but only like people I know if someone's walking around with their phone and they're like oh my
Oh my gosh, Chad, you're kidding me, really.
And I haven't said I'm okay with this.
And I'll be like, I'm...
Bruh.
I, when I, when I,
I like to play drums on my thighs.
I don't know how loud that's coming through for you guys,
so I apologize if that's like,
super duper loud.
Tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it, tap it.
Yeah, so we're gonna, you guys doing it too?
Lipity, slappity, size girl, ploppy.
Let's go clock
26 months, baby
Dude, I'm so glad Marcy can't hear me when she's asleep
Because he's really what the fuck is that fuck is all this screaming going on
Okay, I'm gonna see her again me. I mean I can drum. Hey, I play drums bass guitar
And a tiny bit of keyboard and then I can do vocals too
Barret screams then singing this.
Is the clip of her waking up to start wait what?
She can hear me?
I don't wanna wake the mouse!
Oh no yeah, I feel it though.
I can sleep through fucking anything so I get it.
I think you're good, you've been loud this whole time.
I just...
Oh!
It's like sleeping with people talking.
Warm, mouse-y.
That's not even it, it's the fucking soft warm.
Ah, chili.
Oh my scales came out then.
Raise that shit!
He's the roof!
I'll have a look. I'll have a look.
Unless Belle has it and then Belle can just link me in.
So I'll probably forget.
And if I go off the chat page right now I'm probably gonna break it.
I've got it consistently working right now.
Oh.
What are we at? What are we at? 2.15?
The time difference actually hasn't hit me that much.
Uh, so, Sunday air goes eight hours behind, so I left on Wednesday morning, and I arrived
midday on Thursday to get home, so I'm not really that jetlagged, it's pretty wicked,
pretty wicked.
Ah, thank you Vile, thank you, mods past the clip along, hell yeah!
A naughty little aboba.
Oh god gosh.
Oh bloody hell, what a naughty little aboba you are.
Where's my fucking, oh no.
Picky-pick.
Yeah I don't know where my kazoo is.
Hebble.
Maybe.
Buh.
Yeah I have a kazoo over here.
I also have erm...
You know what, I'm gonna treat you to this.
I'm gonna treat you to this.
I was gonna save it in case time had died, but we're gonna do it now.
Where is it?
Where is it? Where is it? Oh, where is it? Yeah. Oh my god
All right, I have not done this in a few weeks. So you're gonna have to you're gonna have to forgive me
There was it was it was with the where's the
Well, I'm trying to remember this. I've not done this in weeks
It's like the one song I know on Recorder.
It's like the one song I know-ish.
I was gonna save her for when Timer Coon died, but then you guys came and fucking clutch
and absolutely went harm.
And I was like, oh, okay.
Okay, I guess we're doing this one.
Great, I could probably do that, actually.
Hold on.
Let's not spread the Lushi music.
Oh.
actually hold on. Let's see notes but I don't know who sheet music is. If someone says play
a C I'm like what the? If I managed to hook my MIDI keyboard up I could probably do it.
I can't read sheet music. If someone says play a chord like especially on guitar if
they're like oh play a C I'm like eww. Oh no she's just wiggling around in her sleep.
What worms dude did you not know that? If you see her sleeping warm and it's wiggling
around you know that shit's real good good I wear him is sleeping like a G
okay if I okay I've got a list of the notes here but I need to find out what
what note is where alright okay hold up I'm gonna need multiple paths this
praise the Lord for the gift of all fucking monitors okay let's try this
whole whole I heard what is what what is what right sir that is it bad is it
that's G bro G one two three four five six one two three four five six okay
Hey, the back is done.
Oh, that's the stuff. Wait, there's only...
Eh, nonikore?
Holy shit!
I rolled the other coming in with the raid. Welcome in!
Yeah, they hired other raiders.
Oh my god, new friends.
Oh my god.
Aw, geez.
Uh, fuck, dude. I-I-I...
I'm trying to read this shit and it's not going very well.
here oh so the oh that's the thumb oh I'm dumb here so G is that I think oh it
is and then f sharp is that one B is that doesn't sound right law the lack is
alright what the fuck f sharp and then what's B we're getting somewhere okay
I spoke too soon. That was not me.
What's the meaning? I'm trying to figure out something on recorder, and that's not very well.
You know exactly what it is as soon as I started though. I need to figure out the last note.
I can't figure out the last note. Are we just listening to KAE teach yourself music?
No, you're listening to a freaking master. Yeah, I'm trying to figure it out, but
I'm trying to learn what note is what, and that's making it ridiculously more difficult.
Do you want to try these?
You're okay, but maybe another one of these I'm getting like I'm like in like snot in this like
Oh shit, there's more there. Hey yo, let's go. Oh the one is getting restless boys
The one is being disturbed. Uh, I gave them I gave them keys
I was feeling nice
Yeah, they didn't hear what I was saying, uh, if they gave if they all did it kiss the homey
Let me show you the rest of it, I just want to show you the rest of it, so they did.
And they followed through, no, not, followed through with the, never, never mind.
Chat did not shift itself.
You cackered yourself?
Oh boy, share with the class.
Right, let's see, let's see, let's see.
You know what?
Ever since these guys taught me that caca means poop, I don't think I've,
I think that's become my, uh, general,
Ow, fuck, I just hit myself in the face with the recorder.
Oh.
So all the notes, it was the fucking, um,
why does it feel like it's sideways?
Because it is sideways.
That wouldn't make sense.
That's for a hand?
No, it's just me.
Talk with me until she wakes up.
Hehehe.
OK, so first, the first, first three notes.
Where's E?
E.
Where is E?
Oh, there's he! Oh!
Next woman.
The punch egg thank you for the tier one, thank you!
This is where- Oh my god!
When it goes up and up there, it means you're overblowing it.
Um...
And she's here with the ten gear fees, let's go!
Why does K.E. hate headphone users?
Oh, I mean, if headphone users want something really good,
I guess really good if they want to treat.
I guess they can...
Hold up.
This always tastes disgusting when I do this, but...
AHHHHH!
God, again that was disgusting!
He's got Vold boys.
What was that?
Uh, he had my mic.
Deep throat of the mic, kinda.
It's all fluffy, so you can't really do it.
Minecraft munch the shit out of it.
Yeah, too fluffy to be Vaude.
This is disgraceful.
Slop, glop, the wind guard, kinda.
I guess that's what you could call it.
See anything that's stopping you is the fact it's fuzzy.
Yeah.
Yeah, pretty much.
It gets like a weird feeling in your mouthy holes.
Three dut?
I mean, when I was younger, yeah.
It was like, I know, kinda nice, huh?
Hey, it was kinda nice.
Right, let's see, where are we up to?
Where are we up to?
Oh my God, what?
Okay, we're at...
215.
Holy moly.
And then,
14 hours and 45 minutes.
Sorry, I keep having to adjust in my seat
because I've got really sweaty.
Is there a name for the fold at the back of your knee?
What's your name for that?
Nepet? Is that what it's called?
Uh, for the elbow, the weenus.
The weenus is the, uh, the bit of skin at the end of your elbow.
The bit that's got no nerves in it.
Medical term is popliteal fossa.
I'm gonna call it a fossa then.
Because popliteal is too much of a long word for me to...
to popfoss.
Yeah, I'm down for that!
That's what it is now chat. That's it.
A pop-foss. Mifasa? No. No, not Mifasa.
Wait, how do you pronounce that?
Karna, how do you pronounce that? In German we say...
Is that clinical?
Poppy fossey if you want to get so technical.
The fossey? Wait, the fossey?
No. We're not going there.
They're not going...
No, it's fussy. It'd be nussy, I guess, wouldn't it?
No, I literally just said that when I'm going to...
Cut short.
Uh, knee pit is the slang.
Oh, so is that actually like a slang term for it?
Is it knee pit?
Yeah, I'm trying to remember who it was that I explained what the weenus was because they said it and they were like referring to, uh...
we were referring to the the the oh the trials of sausage and I was like that's
nobody means no and I was like hmm hmm pop fuss yeah I'm down for the I'm down
for pop fuss is the term for it um yeah I remember I remember I turned around and
And I was like, no, that's not it.
I completely forgot that I was learning this.
Oh, okay.
Rhyles of Sly.
How'd you get roped into babysitting?
Babysitting throughout the sub-a-thon.
But no, I got back from America
and I seen Mouse was asleep.
And I was like, okay, let's go help.
I'm gonna help the friend I got, you know.
If anyone's doing a sub-a-thon
and they need someone to babysit,
always like trying at least hang out for a little bit because not only a does it
help you help my friends out but also like you guys are fun to hang out with
and same with like you know all my friends as communities are an absolute
delight to like just chill with guys are pretty based did you know did you
You know you guys are pretty based
Wait, I'll raise the quack
We're a delight of course you are what the hell
Son of like case on first wait, what did I say?
It's on em say
You guys have said I've sounded like three different people today
What did I did? What did I say?
I'm kind of giving up with the recorder stuff. My brain's not on too much
Did you know you guys a base? Oh the other friggin um
Um, did you know you guys are base?
You know what, actually?
Shut up!
Shut up!
No!
Literally a couple of fuckin' weeks ago,
you guys were like, oh my god, you sound like Melly!
And then other people were like, oh my god,
you sound like Root!
Earlier, you guys were like,
ah, your most impression was good.
And then now you're like, you sound like K-Song!
Glad to!
Goblins.
Shots all tricky having a puppy and just heart attack. Oh, yeah. No, she's so a really cute dog
And I was like, oh how she's on like Mel uh
when I get anxious
and
My voice starts to break. There's a couple of times where child turn around and be like, oh my god. Do you sound like British Milly?
I'm just like
Watch most of his new music video. Yes
Yes, it's so good
Of course, I've watched that I watch everybody's preview
Are you British?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's fucking wicked. Have you guys all seen it?
British, innit, bruv.
Well actually, wait, what are we on?
$14.40 minutes?
Hmm.
Listen up, chat. Listen up, innit.
We need to get that time out.
Back up to $50.
Blah blah blah blah blah.
I'm never gonna do that.
You gotta do it.
At that time I broke you little rapscarriots.
Bim bim bim bim bim.
The fucking army generals in like every fucking uh movie ever.
Literally.
I have no idea how they do it.
Dude, my bubs are insane.
What? They got bub like this in a while.
It's probably probably coming back from America.
Right, okay, okay, show of hands. Who's who's who's American in chat? Who's American in chat? I want to know
USA USA
Right, okay
dude
dude, I
Don't know what is in your food
But holy
fucking
Dude, ah dude
Like, right, I have IBS and lactose intolerance, okay?
But I have not cucked the way I've cucked while I was in America.
That shit is insane.
I've not had it since I've been back.
I didn't have it before.
But, god damn, while I was there, it was something else.
something else good caca no right okay I'm probably gonna be preaching to a very
small audience here there is a scene in in Doctor Who during Ten and era which
season would it be I think season three I think it was during the Martha run
And there was an episode called Daleks and Manhattan.
Wait, was it Daleks and Manhattan or was it the episode before? It was one of the two.
There is a scene where the doctor is in the sewer bit and there is this weird green brain thing in the floor.
I shit you not it looked like that every time and there was like five a day
It was insane, dude
What did you eat? I tried tried a bit of everything really?
Yeah, it was pretty nasty
Like this weird green alien brain shit
Pretty nasty just the immoderation
I'm not in my thirties I
Said I was excited for my thirties
when I hit 25 and then and then chat decided my my lot decided to freeze my
age at 25 and so they're not letting me have my hug error in a couple of years
I was actually so excited. Hagger's a mindset I'll just I'll just suck the
hug out of my tower. That is a sentence. I'm never saying that again.
That was a disturbing image.
What the heck?
Go on with the 20 gifted.
Let's go.
How do we get to 14 hours? Because chat has massive balls.
Yeah, let's literally get chats coming in absolutely clutch.
All the balls.
Wait, do you guys have the balls, Emo?
Oh my god, you do.
Hell frickin' yeah.
Oh no, wait, do you have it?
Yeah, you do.
True off food here in America is bigger in portions. Yes. I I don't think I managed to finish one meal
While I was there. I
Think I managed to get like halfway through one at tops. I also don't have the biggest appetite
Like it's very rare that I finish a meal anyway, but I'm actually a halfway through
Yeah, you hear the lot thumping noise that's not the dicks because I think it's just slapping it on the table
like this hellfucking yeah but yeah like I think okay this is gonna sound
really fucking just dumb as shit my actual favorite thing that I was there
while I was there was a McGrittle cuz we don't have that over here thank you
sound a kind of small that bro not gonna lie yeah McGrittle's fuck dude
I'm actually devastated. We don't have those over here Jack. Can you wait? Have you played thank goodness you hit?
No, but everyone is telling me to
Everyone is telling me to
It was my first time in the States. Uh, so it was a very interesting
Very interesting
Adventure
Okay, when are you gonna con us into a song club? Uh, whenever she wants
I am happy to do songs with my friends whenever.
Because literally my favorite thing is doing songs with friends.
It's so much more fun.
Like my favorite thing to do.
Because I'm like, oh my god, I made this really cool thing with a person that means a lot to me.
Because look, we made it, we made a cute audio baby.
Howdy weeb, thank you for the five gift.
Aaaaaaah, let's go.
Dude, I've been hanging out with Ruben too much.
I've been hanging out with Ruben too much.
Literally, you came over at TwitchCon and the first thing I said was,
Hi, hey you!
It was, uh, I went to LA for five days,
and then I went to San Diego for nine?
I think it was that.
It was really cool.
It was really cool.
Yeah, so it was LA in San Diego.
Uh, Sparkross, thank you for the five gifts.
Let's go.
Let's go!
What? I've followed two weeks in the US? Yeah, it was insane. Literally, my first time over there,
I... let's be fair, before that I'd only been out of the country twice, I think. Yeah,
France last year and Rotterdam earlier this year. I will say though, while I've been in the States,
my appetite has gone up. That is something. Uh, Subrius, thank you for the tier one, let's go!
Wait, is that your first time something?
Oh, is that a fresh sub?
What was really nice as well is there's like,
Mountain Dew on every 7-eleven, like, around the corner.
Like, big bottles.
Dude, right, the big bottles of, um,
the big bottles of Mountain Dew literally are the same size as my thigh, dude.
How the frick do you do all drink that?
Literally the exact same size as my thigh.
no no no no fuck what one is it you know the big fucking fat one no I didn't get
that one I didn't get that one is it the two Leo one or three I don't know it's
the same size you don't drink the whole bottle but there's a whole bottle to drink
for multiple people Leo that sounds you sound like someone that takes share
bag literally. Holy pack! Yeah okay. You know when you go to like um you know when
you go to the shop and it's like oh share bag! You see it and you're like hmm
yeah alright alright buddy. Family of me myself and I. I also drink a lot of like
soda and shit because I don't drink water. I don't drink water in it. It just
taste icky so I'll have like like G subs and tea he has Warren what is so good
though no it tastes of nothing it's just well no it does taste of something
and it's icky was based though hmm how do you say hydrated I have no idea
Honestly you fucking asming old no no
Is you get well just by which to be fair? We did have a warning
Couple of months back
because there was
There was something
What's it called?
air
What was it? There was like a warning because there was like shit in the water
like a couple of months back like they didn't filter it properly because they
sold it off to someone private and didn't filter it properly so there was
literal shit in the water it was pretty bad there's shit in the water that's
making the freaking frogs get yeah actually no I do have you know the
Strawberry flavored water
That's just like flavorings. I guess all water was dinosaur pee at one time. Oh my god. Oh my god. You're so right. Oh
My god, you're so right
Ellie thank you for the five gifties. Let's go
Yibi
Let's go. What are we at point hour say five?
Shit, that's not 15 hours. What the frick?
Timer's kind of gone crazy. Well fucking done chat. I'm so fucking proud of you
I'll have to put on the bike. Give yourselves a big ol' freakin' part on the bike. Do you guys have a part on the bike, Emo? Is that a thing?
No?
All right, clap then! I'm surprised there isn't a part on the bike. Actually, no
I imagine that would be kind of difficult to
turn into an Emo, right?
You gonna swim in? No, I can't swim. I
Can't swim?
Actually chat is there anyone else who can't swim is it just me?
Yes, I can't believe you. I cannot believe this is
This is slander
Just me
You can swim mouse. Come on mouse cut. Yeah
Why am I saying yay? Oh, I don't know. I can float but cannot swim. I can't I can't float either. I
Just kind of sink. I
Got I got heavy bones. They think
To be fair, actually now I'm talking about heavy bones. Dude, my bones have always been rock solid.
I didn't teach that in school. I mean, my own experience with that is the teacher threw me into the pool.
So I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Was I even meeting? Oh yeah, I was talking about this.
So I remember there was this thing in school.
I can't remember what it was. Was it rugby?
It was even rugby or football. It was one of the two.
Never broke a bone club. Never broken a bone.
Oh, I think it was football. It was soccer.
I had no idea what it was, but they just kind of put me on there and they'd be like,
alright, if someone runs past you, just take the ball off them.
So I'd be like, okay.
So when people would go near me, I'd just kind of kick.
But people would wear these protective pot things on their shins.
But I never wore them because I don't like them.
They feel weird on my legs.
So I'd do that, and then they'd come out injured, and I wouldn't.
But I genuinely have really hard bones.
I don't know what a shin part is that what it's called. Oh, I still don't know how football works though
I just kind of would kick people
Shin God
Okay, that actually makes so much sense though. That actually makes so much sense
One a cop wait what?
No, I hear let me let me let me let me knock on my shin and see if this has saved this
See if you guys can hear this
Tell me if you can hear this
Oh, I had it maybe wait. Yeah. Yeah
That's what my shit sounds like it's just like it's like it's like knocking on a door
Well, we'll stream on my clear reset once it hits 28. Oh shit you're right
It does hit that doesn't it oh
It does so we go up and ten out. Oh shit. You're right. You know what that means chat
What's up?
I've never broken a bone. I don't know if that really counts as surgery actually. I've
only like had like stitches once. That's the closest I've got to surgery. And maybe a couple
of fillings in my mouth. So I used to, one of the jobs I used to do was I had a break
bone right now? No you won't. Yeah I've never had surgery. I haven't had a reason to so I'm like
quite quite proud of it actually. But the closest I've got is that you worked in a
garage at one point. Doing body work. So like uh like body repairs and stuff like that and like
on like fixing just general like light panel work as well as like paint job and stuff like that.
And one time I was cutting something with a Stanley blade and I accidentally like stabbed
myself in the hand and I went through to the bone and I had to have that like stitched up and
it's like right on my like where my thumb joint is.
That is the biggest injury I think I've had, because that's the only time that I've actually
had to have something stitched up.
Yeah, that's the only one.
Is it a big one?
No!
It's about, I was about to say it's the size of my, it's about the length of my nail,
but I realized you guys can't see that.
Look, you didn't lose it.
If I was like a couple of millimeters over I would have got it, but it was just in, it was like, just to the left of where the tendon was, so it was, I was pretty lucky with that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I've done it. I've done a bunch of shit like that.
I...
Yeah, I think that is my biggest injury.
To be fair, actually, I had a big injury when I was in a mosh pit when I was, like, 14.
Involving, like, the tendons in my right ankle.
Um...
But to be fair, I never got anything done, like, to fix it.
Which is why it's still fucked up 13 years later.
Uh, but I used my friend as a crutch for months.
So, that was, that was fun.
Wait, wait, question, question.
Did the extra, did the extra, uh, extra, extra subs?
Um, did they count for the timer?
Is that, does that, does that work?
Yo, shit!
Actually kinda wicked.
It's normal subs sent by Twitch account.
I had a metal pole from a trampoline fall on my toes, did it make the metal pipe noise?
Did it make the metal pipe noise?
Oh, while it was a twitchcon actually, there was a building constructed opposite our Airbnb.
And they dropped the metal pipe and it made the noise.
Like I shit you not, it sounded exactly like the soundbite.
It was insane.
I was like, no way did I just hear that.
No, frickin' way did I just hear that.
Funnily enough, yes!
I was gonna say, I didn't make the noise you need to do it again.
Uh, crushed my big toe with a pallet jack and two pallets of water and it popped like
a bl-
Oh!
Oh, dear God!
Oh, dear God!
That is...
Ho!
Wait, my mom popped me for a fish tank when I was a to-
Wait, through a fish tank?
Wait, what do you mean through a fish tank?
I had a heavy metal lid.
Metal!
So a military vehicle's engine fall on my foot before was thankfully just a concussion.
Bone bruise.
Oh, can't contush in.
I'm not a break, but still have to look quick.
Oh.
Oh.
Through the glass.
Wait, your mum put you through a fish tank.
Why the fuck did she...
You know what?
I don't even know why I'm asking.
That freaky rabbit!
Yeah, what?
She's just like, hey, you wanna see a magic trick?
Wee!
I kicked the wall in my sleep a few years ago and it lifted my big toenail from the nail bed and was hanging off.
Oh, God, that's, that's, ooh.
Oh, boy.
That's far ripped open.
open wait I thought you were about to say it
I ripped open under my kneecap writing my big wheel around my grandfather's
bent bone for on his back. Wait what's a big wheel?
Oh so that's oof. Work on my left wrist twice?
Two shit trampoline antics? Well okay was the trampoline worth it?
Was it worth it? A cool ass trite? Wait hold on I need to see this.
I need to see this.
Big wheel.
Like a bike?
Oh, these things!
Oh, yeah, they're fucking wicked.
Yeah, I've been in one of these.
Yeah, they're pretty wicked.
I've seen some people do like,
sick, wicked, uh, drives on the, on the,
like, like, you know, like, uh, drifts on those things.
They just rock up and like, drift towards you
And then they're like, so you're like, oh, that was pretty cool.
I myself in half and trampoline when I was younger couldn't breathe.
And I don't think oh my God.
If I can do it when I was a kid, my friend had a tent up in the garden
and we went to climb in one with the metal pegs was sticking out.
I'm like, holy moly.
Jeez.
As a kid jumped off a rock wall, slipped and fell back into the wall,
cracked my skull and could have went to the air, but didn't still have the
dent. Oh my God.
Are you literally the dentsch meme or the dentsch emote?
That's crazy.
Uh, got the top of a bunk bed on my- on my node?
Oh no, it's when someone jumped and I was laying on her-
OH NOOOOO!
But I fell off a bunk bed and I had to go to the hospital for an impossible next-
Jesus Christ, you guys have been through it!
My God!
Holy patebs.
Yeah, look at the time! I look how big it's got!
They grow up so fast.
Look at it.
Look at it.
Look at the baby growing up.
Okay, okay, okay.
You guys have been saying this the whole time I've been here.
I'm actually so intrigued.
What is the mountain reference you guys have been saying?
I've been not like not on it.
Like in the dark with this.
What is the mountain thing?
Fuck the mountain.
I've just been reading it, like, I think I've missed it.
Fuck that mud, just fucking mountains.
Hmm, I'm gonna ask and fuck the mud, okay.
Okay.
Okay, I guess I will.
Just fuck it.
Ooh.
Mouse said it.
Wait, what was she doing at the time?
Oh, okay.
Did you see the new mousey music video? Yeah, of course I did.
I'm in the waiting rooms whenever people drop their songs and stuff.
I always make sure I'm in the waiting rooms for everyone's songs and stuff.
Yeah, fucks!
Telling some gravel and neither the loophong. Oh, jeez.
Yeah, don't we need to take it out to dinner first, boys?
I guess it's the two of my everyone.
I said it a year or two.
Yeah.
Fuck the table again.
Froggy's music video?
I think so?
Yeah!
Is it the 3D1?
Is that the one I'm thinking of?
Is it the 3D1?
I know, Twitch is number one on gifted so I know.
Crazy.
What the?
The nulls?
Nulls?
Barkly or whatever the fuck his name is?
You know what, I can hear Froggie singing that in my head.
Yeah.
I've got it in my head.
We musta thank you for the five gifties, thank you!
I broke my wrist four months ago, clean, good,
it was swelling off a roof like I said,
you run it and everything, now I'm putt-
2% metal from this metal plate in my wrist.
Slum your clam, fuck the mountain, cockslub that alien.
Raise the timer.
The- oh my god.
I'm sorry, this is a responding to something really quick.
Oh, it's take on me playing right now?
So I'm like, ugh, I'm so sorry, holy fuck.
I can hear myself clipping and everything and I'm like, oh boy.
Stop, right, okay, a question boys, question.
Is there a, uh, or it's good, right, okay.
I was gonna go on two different trail of thoughts and both neurons collided.
No, I've lost both trails of thought.
What was I going with this? It's okay. I'll probably remember next week.
Next week, it's okay.
Find out next time!
On baby shit.
You started with what's the song playing? It wasn't really into that. I can't remember what it was.
Oh, I remembered one of them.
Oh, okay.
Is there a way to win the duck game?
Is there a way to win it? Just be the last duck.
But doesn't it constantly spawn in?
Doesn't it spawn in?
No?
Like you guys said like every like every so so every so long it like spawns them in.
Oh devil fighter looks like they're going for the kill.
Oh you can level up someone the other day I had like 50 plus kills.
Holy!
Also walker thank you for the twafe with the prime sum as well.
No way!
Did you right chat actually I just uh yeah it's not what I was gonna say but I
I've- I've bought something else.
SHUT!
You have Amazon Prime, and you have it linked to your Twitch account.
You get one free sub to your favorite streamer.
Like, I in Mouse, you can get one whole month for free.
Holy frick.
With those Bezos books.
Free!
If you guys wanna see what I mean, slap that crime on the table like a big fucking car.
Show everybody that you have a big fucking dick today and slap that crime on the fucking table right now!
Anonymous my goat. Oh my god. Look, it's my boy. It's my boy. Thank you for the five gifts.
Is it bad that I read your name and literally the first thing that came to my head reading your name was Hawk-Tar?
Hm?
Wait, is that a tier two as well?
Yeah, damn! Wait, that's it not more? Wait, does Anonymous not add... Does Anonymous
gift it not add time? Oh, it's higher tiers don't add more time.
Oh, okay. All tier is 10 seconds. Got you, got you, chat! Write that down, write that
down. I'm right there. It's just not extra time. I see, I see. I see. I get you, I get
you. So it's better, right, okay, so the way I'm seeing it is it's better to do just tier
ones. It's what I'm gathering from this, just tier ones, just fucking absolutely
eat shit with those. Okay okay okay. Another mess with another five might go let's go let's go yeah
more bang for the book yeah I mean tech yeah like for mousy I imagine that the the higher tiers are
better monetarily I don't know if that's the right word but if you guys want timer and uh
and all that kind of stuff then you go for two ones and I imagine that's probably the more fun one to do
which yeah that's that's probably the play uh you might as well go double the two one subs
rather than two two yeah yeah and the subcana yeah that's two that's two right now that's the
that's the uh put your flat percentage so the tier is the same for melsey yeah yeah you got you
You guys get it. You guys get it? Yeah? Same brainwave. Same...uh...is that the right word?
Also, I do. I can't get over how funny it is, but Twitch has absolutely yanked the top spot.
Like, that's absolutely fucking hilarious.
They just came in and were like, we'll give this up for every five!
And they've just taken the uh...
They've just yanked the top.
like that's actually...
oh boy...
oh god damn...
uh what do you see in the top spot?
if you click at the top of the chart it's got like the list
and it's got twitch, sheena and ghost
yeah...
yeah...
that means Char's gifted almost 7k subs since I started
yeah because twitch is absolutely fucking crazy
I'm swinging that fucking big dick gift that fucking energy around
Had the streamers and you get 50% cut from subs, but 70% from this everybody has a different one
Dependents if you're also on that that twitch partner plus shit
That's also a thing so if you're on that you also get a higher cut regardless anyway
What Chinese takeout you get in oh my god, you remembered you remembered more than I did
What should we get? I might just get my usual, you know. Yeah. Do you want to get it? Or do you want me to get it?
Oh, Piccolo, thank you. I did actually have Belle update me on the lore, but thank you very much. Thank you!
Yeah, Marci's so best, dude. I have a lot of respect for Marci. Absolute little trooper.
uh, Chinese-made like-chicken-glazing
I'm probably gonna get, uh,
egg fried rice
with, um,
salt and pepper chicken
also, what a banger she's got on her now
I have to, like, keep, like,
muting and unmuting the stream
so I can hear what Sun's on
wait, can I, can I
can I do a listen, what's she, is she listening to
Spotify right now?
wake me up!
Yeah, wait, yeah.
No, she's not.
Okay.
Oh, she is?
Oh, I was going to do a listenal.
I was going to see if I could listen along to it, if I can actually hear it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the dressings.
Yeah, no, I was trying to listen along, so I was actually in sync with her, but it
doesn't work.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you, though.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Cinema roll when?
Oh shit, chat, chat, chat, don't tell her.
Don't tell her, but I got us some cinema roll stuff while I was in America.
If you tell, uh, you know what, uh, Mutz, take note of, uh, Savak, uh, if they tell, uh, and about the boss,
wait, no, ridiculous, no, you're meant to be a-
Do not.
Do not.
Do not snitch.
Don't you know, chat? Snitches get stitches. Never said what you're telling her.
Hmm, you're telling? Can't believe this. Can't believe this.
Why would snitches get bitches? Well, well, here, Zila, Zila, riddle me this!
Do you have any bitches? Doth Voust have any bitches?
No, that's what I thought.
Your logic is flawed, my dude.
No bitches.
I got dog.com's.
Yeah, that's what I like.
Also, welcome chat!
Thank you for all the gifted subbies.
Let's go!
That hurt.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Alpha, thank you for the 20 gifted.
It's okay, Zeala.
He gives Zela a big ol' smooch if he doesn't snitch.
Only if he doesn't snitch.
If he snitches, uh, then, uh, uncurly his curly first.
You will snitch, though.
Oof. Oof.
Uh, what is your honest thoughts on the current state of gaming,
where there's pay-to-win stuff like battle passes?
Hmm, I feel like, um,
gaming I feel like the most entertaining games are mostly indie ones at the moment
I must include me but I actually have one of those behind my monitor actually
it's hanging from my old go light I feel like the best games I've come out in
the past couple of years have been little indie games like 100% like think
about it you've got like lethal and all that
Tigers thank you for the five give these dude lethal has actually been like one
one of the best games to come out in a very long time.
Leafle Fox.
Monkey and Space Marine.
I have not played the Monkey game.
Space Marine looks like a lot of fun,
but I'm a turnid player, so it'd feel like last me.
I would feel real bad.
Leafle what?
Leafle Bees Nuts.
Leafle Company.
Especially with the mods on, like, oh boy.
Oh boy.
Yeah, same with the...
Oh, Lilypaw, thank you for the two months.
Yeah, literally lethal company dressed to impress on Roblox like that's
absolutely fucking banger. What else has come up? That's been an indie game in the
button in a while. I'd say probably the closest you got to a good one in a while
uh is the um was it uh hell divers was really good i've not touched hell divers
just after since the whole like fiasco that was with that so uh i've not i've
not done that halloween update oh dude i i'm so excited for the halloween
dress to impress holy fuck my fucking little goth ass is so excited
I was like, yeah!
Crime scene cleanup? I have not played that yet.
I have not played that but I want to.
Yeah, held up as I really liked until like the whole like...
the whole... do you remember when everything like, shit the bed and they got tanked?
I've not played that. I want to try Space Marine but again, I'm a turner player so I'm gonna have to bite my pride.
Lockdown protocol is really fun.
I don't know how long lockdown is going to be fun for.
I guess if you do it in short bursts, it may be fun, kind of like a mogus, it'll be like
an hour or two tops.
I feel like any more than that and it gets very tiring.
If that makes sense, there's a lot of like, sussing each other out and all that kind
of stuff.
Squirrel with a gun. I need to try that. It does look fun though. I need to try that
The British game
You guys mentioned earlier
Whatever that's called
That one that one has been suggested me to a lot
Thank goodness. You're here. Yeah, that one that one
Be as funny when I play it though because I am brish so I wonder whether it is that or whether it's
GTA 6
Hmm right my only thing is with GTA I've not played GTA for a very long time
I feel like GTA is mostly fun if you're in the RP settings like what the geeks and stuff does
But uh
It's a very
That tracks with the fucking 50 bomb let's go
Peach preach loved it. I think limes did too. Oh what the GTA
Yeah, the only problem is, I can't really all pay.
I always end up defaulting like 10 minutes in to just being myself again.
But yeah, I don't know.
And then I remember I played GTA V and I tried doing online and I literally had everything set up
and everything was great and then I literally step outside in my freshly done car and everything
hell freaking yeah and this dude literally fucking rocks up with a tank and
blows my shit up and I was like oh fine but it happened like every every time it
was like I'd go outside and we get killed by a tank or by like a group of people
that I'd got like a clan or whatever the fuck together or like I'd just be
walking down the street in a fucking Apache helicopter just decides to
decides to play tag with my face and I can't remember how old it was when I did
that but yeah holy frickin shit which is it what 13.99 for the cheap razor 30.99
Lee Frank yeah that's actually crazy can you repeat what you were saying
since the beginning since you've been hanging um I can't remember what I said
two sentences ago, so uh...
Buh.
Uh, Shirah, thank you for the prams of the 16 months.
Thank you!
The most skillish year in GTA, yeah, there was that, uh...
What else did we speak about?
Hmm.
Can we get it to 15 hours before Marcia Weekends?
What we are?
Or, you know, it's 18 minutes?
Yeah, you guys can do that.
You guys can do that.
Easy.
Fucking easy.
What?
Wait, hold on chat remind me how much time do you get per sub is it per sub or is it like paramount?
Remind me again. I've been away for two weeks
Ten seconds per sub. Okay. I'm I'm right then. Yeah
Okay, okay, okay
So one minute is five sub
Hold on hold the fuck hold the fuck hold the fuck
Pan! Pan, hold on! Let me put you on the spot here for a second.
How the fuck is one minute five subs if it's ten seconds?
For a thing.
Cause three twitch one? Oh shit, you right!
Okay, I thought you did a dum-dum, but actually I did a dum-dum.
Damn, the clown is me!
Listen, maths is not my strong suit, okay? I'm a Vtuber.
shut the fuck up shut the fuck up literally that that the meme with the
guy during the clown makeup on in the mirror it's me that's cuz you call it
mass and not mass cuz it's mass it's not mass what the thank you cool thank you
my friend did listen I thought I had I thought I pulled a fucking absolute
W on you there, okay
But the fool was me
And argue with the British about words we made the language
Oh, it's funny. I've seen this. I've seen this thread going around on Twitter
I'm not calling it
And it was like some really cool
VTuber with like this um, what's it called? It's like it's like it's uh, you know like the Chinese festival
I don't know what the actual name for it is um like the it's like a it's like a
Chinese Chinese dragon like the festival thing that people wear was a
chimera something like that and it was really cool um but what's it called yeah
no the model is really cool but like the whole like trend is like oh post your
culture and I was like um this is what I can't get involved I saw that yeah it's a
pretty cool thread it's really cool to see like everybody's cultures I have such
an interest in like people's um and like people's like cultures and stuff
like that like I know like the really cool shit that people do in like their
countries and like communities and everything like that like it's it's
really cool to see um pretty fucking nuts pretty fucking nuts yeah yeah yeah
it's all like really really cool shit my cultures are schnitzel well dude at
least you have that Lee at least you have schnitzel I'm a fucking pasty
goth bitch from England the only culture that we have we fucking stole from
other countries I'm put in the museum rolling a wheel of cheese down a steep
right okay for a second right can we just can we just go over the fact that
that she looks fun as fuck though goth chicks are hot though I agree I agree to
be fair right can we can we just can we just take a second right everybody
Put your hands together for a preach, right? Hold up. Where's my where's my speaking the speaking the message of the Lord? Amen
Oh boy
That is the message from the Lord today. That is that that is it. That is it
Yeah, yeah, dude, I I actually can't believe that torches like the top spot
What the frick?
You all got fish and chips like proper and not to mention the punk era scene?
Yeah, that's true.
Like, alternative, like, um, what they call like the whole alternative kind of thing.
Like, like punk and goth and all that kind of stuff.
I'm pretty sure like an English thing and then it like spread out.
And then definitely in um, definitely kind of took like uh the whole like through the whole cult thing you've got like um
The black metal resurgence that happened over in like Scandinavia and Norway and everything
Uh when it got to there and then like got culture kind of went boom when it got to there
So that that was that was the whole thing
um
Yeah, I'd say so, at least, I mean that's a pretty thing.
UK fish and chips aren't that good?
Right, Candy, where did you have it from?
Blackmail was a reference to the rising death metal in America?
Yeah, you're right.
Where did you have it?
Several different spots.
Did you have it in the north by any chance?
If you didn't get northern fish and chips, then you didn't have the right one.
Specific right if you want an absolutely fucking banger fish and chips go to Liverpool
No, not that candy. I'm talking to the other candy
I'm talking to candy weeb not not not not not candy candy
You went to Liverpool off dude Liverpool's fish and chips box
like genuinely
Yeah
Except like a lot of people are like, oh my god
You need to care. Oh you need to get mushy please and baby baby baby. I can't can't have that
I can't have that, that texture of that fucking sets my autism into overdrive and anything mushy like that, if the food's not solid then it's lost, it's dead to me.
I have a question, how do you do a guitar still? In what sense?
Chippy curry sauce? Yeah, absolutely fucks.
Absolutely fucks.
Oh, actually, I got a...
Not the hard shell taco.
You know the soft ones? It's more like a burrito.
I had one of those when I was in L.A.
I got a steak burrito.
I think it was a Brio, it was a Soft Hacker, it was one of the two, it was not very nice,
it was like mushy, like baby food texture, it was kind of grim.
How do you get guitar audible on stream with a virtual amp?
I don't use a virtual amp, I have an Axifex and a Kemper that I have sat next to me depending
and what warm tone I want to use.
And then I just plug that into my interface and then.
Yeah.
Try jelly eel.
Jelly eel, what?
Do you get scraps with yours?
Wait, scraps?
What?
What?
Sorry, I just went on a tangent.
I'm sorry.
What scraps?
What are those?
Hell, how many extra subs do we need to get
to make it a week?
The leftover bits in the fry?
Uh, that'd be pretty wicked, but I don't have it.
Uh, I don't think- oh the bad bit?
Oh dude, have you tried bad fish fingers?
Bad fuck.
Yeah, to hit the weak thing.
Yeah, I saw the- I saw the- I saw the- uh, the little- the little, uh, cuppy thing.
Yeah, chat's fucking popping off.
Uh, I also don't like vinegar.
Vinegar is too strong.
Time for you to do some math!
Yeah, bad fish fingers on, uh,
Uh, hash brown fries is literally my favorite thing.
That with brown sauce, or not brown, it's a barbecue sauce.
Oh boy.
Fish fingers and custard, fish fingers and custard does fuck.
You do hot fish fingers, cold custard, oh boy.
That thing is, oh.
No battered fish fingers, how about Worcester sauce?
It's okay.
Also pronounced Worcester as well.
Chester Shirey. Well, ridiculous, right? Okay, okay, okay. Gonna break this down. Gonna break this down, right?
If you wanted me to do the moth, we'd be here till next week, and I feel like Val would probably be able to
shit that out real quick.
Val's all smarty pants.
Eileen, thank you for the prime sub. Thank you. Oh, what's this the city was? What's the service the county?
wait really dude I live here and I don't even know this oh shit oh shit you see
that chat you see that see what Veldron said Nintendo Gloucestershire sorry I
read the name and it looks like it's a the place UK barbecue to be fair I'll
our barbecue we kind of just get like all their countries flavored barbecue kind of
so I really like Korean barbecue the one looks like it's like got the ever so
like a fucking cube amount of fucking spice in it because I can't eat spice
again I'm a pasty white bitch so um but uh that's really nice there's also like
American-styled barbecue sauce that's pretty pog yeah also chat raise the top
Britain not liking spice shots shots oh they're human aren't yeah it
I'm referring to like the smallest amount ever hold up. Let me let me let me let me let me put this on for dramatic effect
Hold on hold on
And the reason time a time a coon's about to become married. Oh boy
Same thing it's fine. Thank you for the 10 gift days. Thank you. Fuck the mountain raise the time
You got you guys know the drill you guys know that you know what I meant
Go on, five gang, five gang, five gang, five gang.
Combined two statements, is this more efficient communication?
Yes!
You get it.
You know the drill.
You know the drill.
Yeah, Twitch just saw the whole like, oh boy.
Dude, that's my boy right there.
That's my boy right there.
Let's go, that's a real homie.
Sorry, I just had that in the background.
Dude, do you guys know the, um, the, uh, the meow version of that, or is it the cats?
What was that made for?
Yeah, that one, yeah, yeah.
That, if it's the cat version, makes like kids cry.
Big time.
Like, without fail, is what I've seen.
It's like, instant, uh, instant kid cry material.
Why no fucking clue my friend at work. He's me on it in my desk job on a sleep base. Oh
John Cena
Take top brain rot that's why
Five gifted subs that's freaking go crazy. Thank you for the 25 gifted subs Polaris with the gifted sub
I think I'm up to date. I think. Yeah.
This mouse one move? Yeah, when she moves. She's asleep. She's asleep. Hey!
Wait, how long is the bonus sub-sing on for?
Do we know? Or is it just a fuck it and find out kind of thing?
Oh, Rabla, thank you for the five giftings. Let's go!
Until October 1st.
Ooh, shit, Elg.
Oh, is that what people were getting banned for with the bits?
Because Twitch was giving them extra bit. Is that what it was?
I've been away, so I've not seen a lot of it.
No? Possibly?
I'm getting mixed signals here.
Start using them. Thank you for the two one. Thank you
Wait Katie what moon room what what?
What didn't expect you here?
I was hacking oh so what someone was hacking the
Twitter
Right, let's see. What are we at 14? Oh my god 14 14? Holy fucking?
I know
Yeah, yeah
Right
Chat I need another week. I've been I've been sipping like crazy old man here. You guys are nearly at 560 at
216 on the thing
If my math is correct, and it probably isn't
That's two two sixty five subs away from 216 is what I'm seeing here. Is my math correct?
I'd say I just work that out quick my style, but I would be lying
That took me ages to work that out.
Good slap, thank you for the five gifted subs.
Is your sleep schedule not tweaking from the west coast end?
No, because I, right, okay.
I have a really locked in sleep schedule, right?
Um, and it's basically like I'll go to bed between 2 and 4 in the morning
and I'll get up between 6 and 8.
So that's usually my thing and then if you think about that in the US like take eight hours away
So that's like because I was getting tired about six five just kind of pushed through it
Or I usually get between four and six hours usually
Yo night with the 50 bomb whoa
Let's go
Holy fucking moly dude
our
absolute giga charge
I don't actually know though.
Yo!
Sam coming in with the what?
Sam with a 50 as well?
Shooosh!
Historian Frank.
Oh my goodness, the scouts came out there with a 5!
I forgot what I was saying.
I forgot what I was saying.
Oh, actually, no, it wasn't too bad.
It wasn't too bad.
I'd like to just, like my flight back was 11 hours.
Actually I think it was only nine.
I think it reduced on the way back to like none half
instead of 11.
Yeah, I think we got a like an hour and a half early.
Um, but as I say, I only sleep
between like four to six hours anyway.
So, Armola, thank you for these 50 gifts
So let's go
Let's go
Uh, Tynroth, thank you for the five as well. Whoa!
Jesus
Absolutely fucking crazy
But I literally just had like a nap on the on the plane and reset my sleep schedule
Just to basically match with this but I wasn't really on too much of a different one while I was there anyway
I went to bed pretty early
Thank you!
Oh you're so cute in the Mickey Bajami.
Oh I've missed those.
The hell's Twitch doing here?
For every five gifted subs, Twitch gets one as well.
Yeah, crazy.
Oh yeah, but yeah what I was saying is,
I will be back in just a sec because I need another wee wee.
Wait, simple man-
Okay thank you, Belle.
Thank you for the, thank you for the masks working out.
Chow, raise the timer!
I'll be back in just a second.
I really need a piss.
I'll be back.
We might do something when I get back.
Might see if we can do something.
I've got my food, but I will nomi that with you.
But yeah, I need to pee.
Right, chat, raise the timer.
I'll be right back.
You know what? You know what? You know what's super cute, chat? You know what's super cute?
When people come in and they're like, um...
And they're like, oh, shit, the sirens are running out!
Did you shut the fuck up?
Shit you fuck about!
Is Kat neglecting her babysitting duties?
No!
I was pooping.
You were babysitting?
Uh...
Did you wash your hands?
I licked them clean.
No, I did actually wash my hands.
I did actually wash my hands.
Oh my God, so, sobious.
Was that, was that you that was doing the rock-paper-scissors?
Is it switch fun?
When you're growing around?
Like doing the, uh, doing the rock-paper-scissors?
Not the caca hands.
No!
Is that an emote?
If not, alright.
No, it probably shouldn't be an emote, actually,
before I finish that sentence.
before I finish that sentence. It shouldn't be like happy hands, but it's just shit.
Lord, I should not be laughing at my own joke. That's so freaking sad. There might be one.
Oh no. A best thank you for the four months prime. Thank you. Don't bust out caca when
I throw paper next year. If you have any poo, fling it now. It just reminds me the
You know, the Madagascar film?
God, I've not seen that in years.
Yeah, I've not seen that in so long.
Holy moly.
Actually, I've been rewatching The Walking Dead, actually,
while I was away.
In the night time, if I was chilling the friccals,
Madagascar Revival when?
Well, I don't want that, because...
What's it called?
All these films kind of franchise everything,
and it kind of sucks the life out of all these films and stuff.
Yeah, you got that and you got spin-offs of everything and it's like, ooh.
Even Twilight got a renaissance.
Right, okay, I went to Hot Topic for the first time.
Dude, Hot Topic Fox.
And I got a Twilight eyeshadow palette.
Just as a meme. I just got as a meme because I was like that's so funny. I have to get it.
Um, genuinely there's actually two colors in it that I use all the freaking time now.
Um, and it's uh, there's like this like uh, it's like really like dull, like dirty red that I've been using instead of my bright red.
And it's really fucking pretty. I do that like in my like under eye
And it looks really fucking cool
And there's also this this like white
Like metallic white that I've been doing on my inner eye
And I've been doing that with like
like, uh, is that one? And there's another layer that I've been doing, which is like,
not as white, but like, it's just like shiny, like glittery. And then I've got this like,
uh, glittery gel thing that I kind of do a couple of dots on my inner eye with. And
oh my God, the combo looks so fucking cute. I've really been liking it. Uh, how does
it last? Sometimes I get air shadows in the cake or fade. Well, right, there is,
There is an amazing, what's it called?
So what I do is I do primer,
and then a little bit of a foundation
just on the, just on the inner eye,
where my bags are and everything
and kind of like bring that up.
So it's just like everything's like a level base color.
Then I use setting powder on that
and then I'll do eyeshadow over the top of that.
Then more setting powder there
And then I will use a spray, which, oh fuck, what was it called?
Fruit suggested it because she uses it.
But I got it.
Bipsy, do you remember the name of the sentence spray
that I got while we were away?
But yeah, I use this really nice sentence spray
that's like waterproof and shit.
And yeah, that shit does not come off.
It lasts like over 24 hours. It doesn't cake, it doesn't crack, it doesn't anything.
And it's really good. Until Dawn by one size is the name of the spray. I got some while I was over there.
I got it from Sephora and it was, yeah, it flocks. It's really good.
Ah, Trini Weaboo. Thank you for the 19 months. Thank you. I love some good makeup talk.
Yeah! Oh, so hi, Rene! Hi! Yeah, that's what I've been using, but I shit you not the
Twilight palette in Hot Topic. If you come across it in Hot Topic,
genuinely recommend grabbing it. Like, it's surprisingly good.
Like, I was actually blown away. I was like, I got it as a meme, and then now I unironically
use it. It's become my favorite like red to use in the space of two weeks because I got it I got it
what where did I get it from it was the one in the one by the one by Hollywood I like never
know what to do with my shadows right okay what I do is I don't do eyeshadow on my top lid at all
Oh, thank you for the T1 conversion and Drew Cubser.
Thank you for the five gifties as well.
Thank you very much.
I use the same color as my foundation eyeshadow,
and I do that all around my eye, like on the lower upper inner outer.
So I do that over the top of my foundation and primer and stuff, so that it's all just
one flat base, so it's just everything's level, and then from there I will add, what's
it called?
I will add a slightly lighter than my skin tone, it's still like a flesh tone, but
It's slightly lighter, not white, but pale.
And I will do that on my inner eye
and then get it all the way up to where my eyebrow is.
And I will basically color that in so that it's all
like a nice pale light tone.
And then I will kind of fade that out
towards the middle of my under eye.
And then when I draw my wing on, what I'll do
is I'll go from my outer bottom eye and use the red on that.
And I will kind of like kind of fade that in
towards the center of my bottom lid.
And then I will get it to kind of fade
and follow the wing line.
And then I'll do the shiny highlights
and everything on my inner eye.
But I don't put any dark or colored eyeshadow on my top lid because I like to leave that
nice and bright because it makes my eye pop a lot.
Granted, there are some really cool people that do like smokey eye and everything like
that but I just, I don't know, I just, I don't like how it looks on my eyes really.
It really looks amazing with it.
LACIE, thank you for the 5 gifty snack y'all!
5 gang?
5 gang!
Where's my 5 gang?
Love your Fuji pic, it's so cute.
Fridgedor it when she stayed over at Martin's.
After twitchcon.
She drove on my iPad.
I love it so much, it's like my profile picture on most things now.
I'll style it amazing, I completely agree.
She's an absolute friggin goat.
I love it in there.
Sorry, I'm eating.
Eating.
Yeah, she was drawing.
She was drawing Henry earlier as well.
I was watching that.
I'm everywhere dude.
I like lacking everyone's shots.
What are you eating these nuts?
It is salt and pepper chicken with egg fried rice.
Yeah, it's pretty nice.
Yeah, it's pretty nice. New challenge, everyone gifting me get to 220k before most weeks and I gift another 100.
Oh shit, you right. As I said earlier, if every single person in chat either subbed or gifted just one sub,
like that time would absolutely skyrocket.
Hey, tomorrow? Oh shit. Let's go Alice. Let's go. The bonus subs are five? Yeah
No, with it at five that's like absolutely insane. If like if everyone well, okay
I'm trying to work up the maths here actually
I'll get the sub if you do. I just to give it a hundred, but okay
No, well, I'll I'll warn up you. I'll join you on this
There you go. Yes you let's go! Coming in close. Yeah
Yeah, if everyone did five, well, doing just one from everyone is insane, because there's like, what, like, nearly 8k people in here.
If everyone did five, and then Twitch added one from every single one, that is...
Oh my god, be my time itself is insane.
But then the amount of subs itself would be insane as well. Oh my god, child, let's go!
Holy frick hold on if everyone did that would that actually top the limit oh my god, right?
Okay, I want to give you all a thank you, but it's actually going too quick, and I don't have my view
I don't I don't have that ability so thank you mods. Can you guys can you get can you guys um give them a fucking clap?
I'm saying we try to give it give a fucking Pog you to all the gift is
So go away free from last week's two to five minute hell
Yeah, no dude. We're going for the moon Renault
We are going to the fucking moon right now. Yeah, dude. Don't like financially fuck you so
Like if you can play
But do not fuck yourself doing it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah when I when I when I joined to babysit
We were like we were just a half like four minutes left
Chas been absolutely good
Let's hold time
Yola Yola fucking crazy dude. I think a lot of people are waiting for the bonus
Yeah, you all you all are coming in college for a wee bit higher than four minutes. What do you mean?
Yeah, I think I'll be a nice surprise for her once you wake up. You're the most successful baby, so you get in terms of subs you give it in
Yeah, I'm just built like that
Yeah, I've got a little pool that I have that I can like put towards like gifting subs every month
just because I like to like help friends out and shit like that and
Hype like hype up the communities and stuff like that and give people subs that maybe can't afford it. Otherwise
So I have like a little pool that I can dig into for this because I've been away all month
um, I
had a bunch ready for a
That I could dip into for this
That's why that's why I've been able to get a get a few
This dream. How freaking yeah, uh, nary. Thank you for the prance of
Let's go! Yeah, I know, right?
When everyone's like, SEES, love you!
Yeah, I have been chat whisperer.
Generally canoodling sub-zahnua. Just pull it out your ass, dude.
People say that when they're like, oh, you need to like, you need to magically make something happen.
And they're like, oh, just pull out your ass.
I always have the visual of that because I have a vivid imagination. It's always amusing.
Yo, you guys hit 2.16, what? 15 hours as well, dude. You guys are absolutely fucking
popping off. I'm so proud of you, chat. I'm so proud of you guys. Like, literally it's
all like fucking going towards charity and shit. Fucking absolutely popping off. You
You're amazing.
Miss Herkady's Instructions Proceeding to Financially Fuck Myself.
That mountain! Raise that timer!
Hold on, let me, let me...
Hold up.
Let me do it properly this time and not fuck up what I was gonna say.
That mountain! Raise that timer!
Slot that dick on the table like a prank killer.
Yeah!
Pop the fuck off!
Stop fuck off!
Slot that what you would!
Instructions unclear. Fuck the time.
HAHAHAHA
Listen, okay? Listen, listen boobie. Listen.
Language? Well I nearly fucked that up. I only said language is the only English I can speak.
But yeah, you know what? We're gonna roll with that.
Language is the only English I can speak.
And even then, that's a struggle on the best of dues.
So chat, with this duck game, right?
Oh my go-let's go-one on a miss.
Uh, with this duck game, has anyone been, like, still standing since the first time you guys played it?
Does it, like, carry on? Like, carry over?
It resets each day?
So is there a- is there a current, like, leader right now?
Oh, Karina, thank you for the 4 month time, thank you!
Can I just run them every time?
Shit.
Oh my god, there's a Vtuber duck on the screen.
I'm the first, no there was a serial duck killer who killed 53 ducks, that's actually
such a fucking power move though.
Uh, DK Sun tends to survive every time he's in the pool, uh, rabbit's been in the wild
today.
I was gonna say that, yeah that's also true.
I'll tell you what, right?
American Chinese dude, like you know from like the takeaways from ship, kinda shit
in comparison to the UK stuff.
even like a bias take I've tried both now it was really expensive when I was
over there and it was a lot worse it was like what I think we got like a couple
of things and it costed like I think after like tax and tips and everything it
was like nearly a hundred and fifty dollars or something like that which was
fucking men that that is actually like nuts that is insane and then for it to
not even taste that great was like what the fuck yeah you can be 10 people for
that cash exactly that was my thought I was like how the fuck is it this
expensive homemade meals are better I haven't tried a I haven't tried a homemade
American meal what did I get I got a couple of things to try but like good
good Chinese takeaway can be less than yeah 20 quid yeah but when I was
over that yeah it was literally you fucking it was literally like a hundred and
fifty dollars uh you were in Cali everything is expensive I did notice
that things are pretty expensive out there is what I noticed you try chocolate
yeah your chocolate is white her she has she's but they're monopoly on the
chocolate is such a sad thing but you get for trying to eat food in Cali I
have no fucking clue where it was there's somewhere in downtown yeah her
She's a cracker. Yeah, I didn't even call that chocolate. I have no fucking clue. Oh
I'll tell you what is nice actually, you know
You know how Martin do has it as a mystery flavor every year around like Halloween I've like oh like oh like around like
End of summer kind of time
Well, Martin do has their flavor this year is really fucking nice
If you have a chance to chase the mystery flavor this year it kind of fucks
I genuinely recommend it.
Um, right, okay.
Yeah, no, we stayed, uh, it was around, um, it was, like, in downtown right by, um, right by Little Tokyo.
Um, yeah, it was pretty, it was pretty cute.
It was pretty cute over there.
Mando, what color?
Uh, it was, like, a weird, like, cloudy pink.
Like, really, really pastel, cloudy pink.
quick containers thank you for the five is it is it voodoo no no no no no no it's
the mystery flavor it's no no it's it's just it's just called mystery flavor yeah
it was really fucking nice I had no way to describe it it tasted like the
initial flavor of it was like a like a mixed berry kind of thing and the
and this and like the aftertaste of it was like a strawberries and cream it
it was really nice it was like it was like an odd sensation but oh my god it
was so nice and then I managed to take a code red with me on the plane on the
way back but as thank you for the five gifted subs let's go let's go go bro I
don't know thank you for the five giftings oh my god I just bit into a
fucking spicy pepper hauler no actually I didn't have mousey does this I might
try something that I do I might do something that I do with my chop if you
guys are down to try it Abraham thank you for the five gifted thank you holy
fuck that's hot oh and just thank you for it as well you got what well they
gave you three bonuses on top what the shit and you guys can fucking do this
easy you guys can do this you know what also while we're here can we get can we
get some fucking pod claps not only for the the people who are gifting and
chatting and all that but can we also get a bit of love and chat for the
lurkers as well and thank you for hanging out while mousey is sleeping in
everything. That tracks with nothing! Let's go. And the mods. Yeah, and the mods. And
the mods. Love for the lurkers because I am one. Dude, I'll tell you what. There's
this thing I do in my trap. Um, well because I know that sometimes it's very um, it can
be like really unshit, like anxiety inducing, but to have that, you know, the first time
try a boxer on your name.
You know what, actually, let's freaking do it, actually, because we're gonna do it.
Yeah, we're gonna do it.
We're gonna do it.
Because I know it can be quite stressful and anxiety and be quite off-pointing to say
anything because it draws attention to you.
What I like to do is create a wall of text where the entire chat just basically becomes
just a one big fat fucking wall and it kind of stops that whole anxiety and makes multiple
people get rid of that at the same time.
So everybody in chat just for a second, it's literally just for a second you can go straight
back to working if you're doing so you guys are absolutely base everybody in
chat say hi get rid of that little box get rid of that box build that wall
hell frickin yeah yeah I just I know me personally I don't like having that
box around my name and it off puts me from talking sometimes so yeah that's
that thing yeah if you guys are gonna be lacking make sure to give a big ol big
ol smoochy to the are to the people who were trying and gifting and all that
kind of stuff and all the mods that I keeping everything going and if you're
trying tuck in the lurkers as well absolutely fucking based you guys are
an absolute delight to hang out with and babysit.
Aren't we in sub-only mode?
Probably.
Probably.
Especially because she's a sleeper.
Makes sense.
It makes sense.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because you don't want fucking, yeah, 99% of tries sub-not.
Yeah, probably.
But yeah, while she sleeps it makes sense.
Like, think about it.
If you haven't got it in sub-only mode,
the likelihood of months having to absolutely fucking
fucking without the band hammer is crazy especially with the fucking shit
recently of oh my god how does your how does your arm how does the anime
character get more subs and that's been so funny to see you guys are based you
guys are based oh my god as a crunchy piece holy fuck it'd be a bloodbath if
it wasn't in sub only right now yeah no be absolutely fucking silly
Hey!
Abobah!
Uh, that tracks with the 100 bomb.
Aaaaaaah!
Holy fuck!
Holy fuck!
How can these vestubers not get more steps in their womb?
Abobah.
Siren, I love you!
Yeah, pretty much, Deva.
Pretty much.
Pretty much.
How far away from...
Oh my god.
You're three and a half three and a half K away from hitting fucking 22 22 K
No
220 kick whoa
holy
Bloody hell I can't read
You miss sirens voice I also miss sirens voice
It's like I could still hear her and hear her bo boing in the horizon
Yeah
Where's she at? She's in chat. Oh my god, that's actually playing as well. I thought you guys were just chanting it for fun
Zeus I
Didn't realize it was actually playing. Yeah, I'm nearly 16 hours siren. What are you doing?
You're laying in your bed. Sorry. I mean, I mean salt and pepper chicken right now. It's pretty fucking yummy
Okay mods well fucking done. That was fucking hilarious in your head in your head
who make a little dollar coming in fucking clutch dude you should all be
very proud of yourselves is it time for the training and wait is that is it is
the time and on cooldown anymore oh my god we're so close to 16 hours chat yeah
you gotta beat the cut yeah nevermind well yeah raise the timer but mainly
let's beat Ludwig because haha up the mountain together chat
Fuck them out and together.
I mean, Charly is nice to be honest to eat in Ludwig is the goal.
I see this is the only real situation.
Technically, you can do both, right?
Technically, you can't get one without the other, right?
So if you want either...
Beeeeeee!
...dup-stache coming in with a 20-gifted Let's gooooo!
Let's gooooo!
Yeah, as Knight said though, if you hit 220...
Oh, and so! Hi! Thank you for the primes, though!
Let's go!
Yeah, you know what? Knight, I will also follow that up.
If we hit 220, I will do the same as Knight, and I will also gift another 100.
If you guys hit 220, me and Knight will both drop 100.
You guys know what to do!
Mm-hmm!
Gift as in shit?
No, no, that's fine, I don't hurt.
Again, don't fuck yourself financially.
So it begins!
Squaphuffy with the five!
Anonymous, my boy!
How freaking good, dude, the goat himself.
Lady Venture, thank you for the five gifties. Robo with the five gifties as well.
Remember that applies to you as well. Wait, what does?
Zemtrax, thank you for the five. Daddy Bacon with the five.
dude whoa holy holy five dying oh and go with the five dookie with the whatever
the fuck that was Pog you okay my anonymous it's rich con well if I did
they were anonymous wouldn't know nice to hear how are people still not got
What the frick?
But no, I see it was nice to meet you as well.
And uh, your booth was really cool.
Uh, Thanos went the fucking 20 bomb.
Uh, he's having with the five.
Uh, Tiny Grandpa with the five.
Let's frickin' go, dude. Let's frickin' go.
Let's frickin' go!
Yeah, Chad's with the absolute friggin' power right now.
I'm your clown!
Sorry, but you guys can hear me chewing right now, brother.
It's the first thing I've eaten today.
Yeah, nearly at fucking 217.
Jack, keep it going!
Wait, do we have our high-train right now?
What is the cooldown on the high-train right now?
No, I've got a Salt and Pepper chicken with an egg fried rice.
Tech with the five bomb.
Let's freaking go.
Not sure a couple of eyes.
I swear to God if Mousy wakes up right as you say that you're gonna eat those
puns. Oh thank you for the five gifties thank you! What Siner? What? What? Yeah no
you guys are you guys are coming in absolutely fucking clutch you guys are
fucking sweating this out. You know what's crazy chat? You guys have seen me
like sit like because I got back today you guys have seen me before my own
chat house how does that feel how does that feel so it's like to cook someone I
have no idea I've the flight was good oh it fucks it fucks I've been had fun at
TwitchCon TwitchCon was amazing it was amazing but everyone's chat that is
true that is true you know what I should probably you ever
I'm sorry much. Yeah, I spent most of my time there. Hi, honey.
narrator, hello cat. It's me again. If we reach 220k before Moussey wakes up, I will match each five plus gifted doubles for 10 minutes.
That would be a pretty power move, actually. What time is it? Would they be awake? Hold on, let me check.
Yo, honey, with the fucking 50 bomb, let's go! Let's go!
Hold the freak, hold on, let me, let me put a post out in discord.
I should have probably mentioned that I was there anyway.
But he he he, fuck the rules.
Ummm.
Dun dun dun dun dun...
Alright.
Okay, there you go.
bah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah yeah
Let go Vio. Thank you for the 10 gifted subs. Let go!
Let's freakin' go- Let's freakin' go. Yeah, I put a- I put a thing up.
Uh, Shilou. Coming in with a 10 poggies. Let go. Let go.
Yeah, no. Pretty wicked chat. You guys are- you guys are popping off.
Look at that. Look at that shit. 16 and a half hours.
God damn.
And you're in being home? Yes.
Like, don't get me wrong, I had an amazing time over there by definitely missed being at home.
Yeah, 17 is on the horizon boys.
Hey, baby, set in time? Yeah.
Unless you've been here- wait, chat, how long have I been here?
Wait, when did I send the message asking if I'm okay to join?
Uh, six.
What time is it now?
I've been hanging out with you guys for like five, six hours already.
Oh dude.
Oh geese coming in with a fucking five, let's go.
Oh yeah, for those that have just come in.
Uh, if you give five, for every five you give, Twitch adds an extra one onto it.
That's how this shit works.
So you basically get, for every five that gets gifted, uh,
Twitch adds the one on, which means that adds an entire minute to the timer.
Here I thank you for the 5.
But free! Yeah, literally an extra sub for free.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah, sometimes more than more. Yeah!
Sometimes even more.
Hammer strike with a 5 bomb as well.
Yeah!
Yeah, 5 gang, 5 gang, 5 gang.
Yeah, there's a 50 plus 41 earlier.
That was, I think that was the highest we've seen.
I think that was the highest we've seen so far.
uhhhhhhhhhhh
Kroll!
I dunno!
Fifty and bonus with five gifted no way.
So does it like stack?
Does it stack?
Is that what it is?
Is it like the more you give, the more it stacks and then like...
No so it's not...
Oh it's gamba?
Ugh!
Oh shit chat, we do love a bit of gamba around these parts.
Hold on. We do love a bit of gambleray on these parts.
Yee-fucking-ho.
So with the five gifteds, let's freakin' go!
Twitch number one gifta? Yeah, that has been a trip.
Yeah, it's been kind of crazy, dude.
It's been kind of crazy. Literally, uh, so Twitch brought in this thing today, uh, well if you gift five, they add an extra random amount of subs on top of it. Usually one, but has been going a little higher sometimes.
Um, and it's just absolutely zoomed through the leaderboard.
And yeah, I found it really funny. So I posted a meme about it.
Wait, what the fuck twitch is that 1717 right now? What was it at when I posted that screenshot before?
1258 Jesus
Jesus
No idea no idea dude
But the 16 yeah, we're going for 17 right now as I say chat if you get if you guys give to five
If you guys fucking get five and twitch adds at least one on top of it. That's an extra minute
Shit dog. Oh shit dog. You guys know the drill
No, if I saw a guitar it'd be a nightmare plus it did I'd be a bit more annoying to do than a recorder
The recorder was at least funny. I was 25 bonus for a five gifted that fucking
I
Love you. It's that what do you mean?
How do you mean? Oh
Okay, Leo, okay
Okay
draconis with the five
He saw with the five
gambit time boys
Five guys up five time with the fucking 50 public school
Dude, Zaxx is swinging that fucking thing around.
Firefox with the 5 gifted as well.
Five gag!
With a plus 23 as well.
People keep saying Twitch with the viola in plain.
Oh, in that case, fucking.
In that case, fucking it, everybody do it.
Blasta, thank you very much.
Arigrim, let's go.
Let's freaking go.
Let's freaking go.
Yeah, we're going for it, we're going for it.
Uh, Evo, with the five gifteds as well.
To the bull!
Badgering with the five as well.
Which one's Lud's record gone?
No, we want Lud's record gone.
We!
The royal you and me chat.
Go, go, go, go, go!
You're popping off like crazy.
my god you guys hit 217
hooooly fuck
hooooly fuck
uh and eat the fucking jt evo
you know what i'm just gonna call you fucking evo
let's go with the 5
generally with the 5
badgering with the 5 as well
oh my god
what was that
moonlight with the 5 and twitch
with the fucking 25 on top of that
top of that. Jesus. Zetrex with the five. Lozmo with the five. Geez. Warlord with the
five as well. Oh. Bonus 25. Lost with the five as well. Goddamn dude. Five gang, five
gang, five gang. You know what, Chuck? Never mind. Fuck the mountain. We're even bigger
than this. We're even bigger than this. Fuck the moon. Fuck the moon. Let's go.
let's go let's go let's go oh my god okay that one really quick okay I can't
keep up but yeah let's go chat let's go let's go fuck the moon that's right
let's go dude let's go yeah no as well chat as as a night keep saying if we
hit 220k before last week so me and night will also gift another hundred on
top of where we get to you I've already done like a hundred and five or
something today I think.
Potter let's go with the five.
Let's go.
Yeah, honestly five gang this shit.
If you five gang it just adds a minute.
Cause Twitch adds one on top.
Yeah, five gang, five gang, five gang.
Fuck the moon.
Fuck the moon.
God, you guys are popping.
Oh, I'm my boy anonymous.
Let's freaking go.
Let's go chat.
Oh my God, look at you guys.
Go!
Jesus.
Jesus.
Raise the quack in time, boys!
Oh my god, you guys are 17 and a half friggin' hours.
Holy.
Can we get to 18?
You know what, Chai?
I actually think we might hit 24, if you guys keep us up.
Genuinely.
Genuinely, I think you guys might hit this.
Five gun, rise up!
Whoa!
Then my mouse, you set a timer,
or is she gone into hibernation again?
Because uh, hibernation, uh, getting to 220k will be easy.
I dunno.
She's really tight. I'm not surprised, dude.
She's probably absolutely fucking white.
Waitin' with the fuckin' 50 bomb. Let's frickin' go, dude.
Yeah, she just eatin', she's okay.
Is the sub count a broken? No.
It's just going up slowly.
Uh, Rose!
Thank you for the 10.
We need less than 500 subs to get to 220k if we're gifting fives, we really?
Wait, really?
I don't know, fucking mental rate.
I got a blanket with Mousey on from TwitchCon,
and it's got a little gremlin Mousey on it, it's like shouting fuck off on it.
Narik, thank you for the five gifties.
Thank you, and anonymous my goat.
Let's freaking go.
Kizura with the Fatemon sub, Badgering with the Five.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Did they?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I think I got one of every bit of Mouses match, same with like, Mataar and Zen and
stuff.
I think I got everything from techie's stand so that would have been everything there and
then like all that kind of stuff.
Draconis with the Fiverr's Well Let's Go!
Yeah, no dude this is gonna be huge for the Frickin' Charian stuff.
Like genuinely like honestly while they've got this ballerine also gifting the subs
thing. Yeah, five subgang right now is more efficient than the 50 and the 100s. Yeah, 100%
because it does the pluses. So if you just do it in constant fives, then it technically is more
efficient. But yeah. Random on. Thank you for the five Athenians. Thank you for the prime
So I'm just very with the five as well
Let's go. Well, I mean to be fair if you do the five and then fucking switch drops a 25 on top
That's kind of the play with it. It's it's gumbo. It's gonna do that
Just very thank you for the five
Zetrix with the five
Yeah, exactly fire. That's what you want isn't it? That's that's that's the play
But it's not likely to happen Zetrix with the five again. It's a whole move, but
the power is with the five
Dude, you're playing big gambler, you know.
Jesus Christ!
Badger ring with the 5 as well.
Blade Shadow with the 5.
Shoes!
Oh, actually Badger ring. Do you want me to call you that?
Or do you want me to call you... it was a Kez?
Yeah, that one.
Kez with the 20.
Switch coming in with the 13 off that.
Top Omega with the 5.
Rose seriously with the five honestly I chat I think you're right I think the
five is the I think the five gang is coming clutch
Kaz is fine alright I'll tell you that then 18 hours oh my god that's all most
monkey mode right there.
Oh, nearly monkeyed.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, really?
I know it's super fair dude.
Gambo.
Crazy.
Do you mean almost?
I mean almost.
Well, I spoke too soon.
Krogle with the 100 bomb.
Oh my God, Krogle's coming for the spot again.
Just Ray with the 5.
Is it going to let me see it now?
Uh, Hito with the 5.
Uh, Rating Tears with the 5.
Uh, Fire with the 5.
Uh, Nate with the 5 as well.
Also, Mugs is your activity list.
Uh, still doing okay.
Mind shitting the bed every couple of seconds.
Oh boy.
Uh, Bandit with the 50.
Jesus Christ.
Dustry with the 5 as well.
Got that, we good?
I just want to make sure I wasn't crashing your fucking event list with this thing.
I don't know, man.
Is that a 50 plus 36?
Fucking Christ.
Rating tears with the five.
Fucking castle with the five.
Dude, you're...
I think Mousie might actually cackle her fucking dirt pile when she wakes up.
Twitch almost had 2,000 subs.
Yeah, those Bezos books are coming in clutch.
Castle with the five as well. Yeah, let's go space-time. Let's go
Woo much higher
We're nearly at 18 and a half hours. Oh the time is like trying to catch you up. Holy
Dustray with another five
Yeah, dude somewhere in like I reckon in one of the twitch offices right now someone's like oh shit
We should have not done this
Pain a girl who's not even there
Well, right, here's the thing, I know I probably shouldn't draw attention to it, but it's about
the community. It's not about just the streamer. Supporting each other and going for charity
is literally the entire goal of this. Fucking absolutely hyping each other up and coming
together for a common goal while being a pog-ass community. Like, I can't think of any reason
and why not to. She's literally there sleeping as well. So, uh, dust fairy with another five!
Let's go! I was Valorant paying, uh, with all their skin books from the, uh, the e-girls
and the e-boys that, uh, like the ERP and fuckin' voice chat. Yeah, Valor Praying Slubs,
Chica with the five gifts as well.
Yeah!
I'm not sure they thought this story, yeah no I don't think they did at all.
They probably weren't expecting this.
Potato!
You know what, you might actually hit 24 hours.
If you keep it going at this pace.
What's the highest the time has been during the Sub-Asonne?
This is it!
Oh, oh, let's try another five.
Hell yeah!
That 15, five plus a 15, let's go.
You guys are closing in on the fucking 19, 19 hours as well.
Angry tic-tac, oh my God,
I've just visualized what the fucking angry tic-tac looks like
and that's hilarious.
Thank you for the five
and then that's a five plus 10, oh boy.
Yeah, yeah, oh my God.
Uh, Tanya Ross, thank you for the 50 and like a 50 plus a 10 for a 14.
Oh, shit, dawg.
Damn, son.
Oh.
Yeah, 2000 gifted from Twitch.
That's them.
Oh boy.
Uh, Draconis with the five.
Svipa with the five.
Am I pronouncing that right by the way, Vipa?
Is it, is it Svipa but still like that?
yeah no more edging no more edging chat we're going for the finish line random
man thank you for the 10 gift views thank you oh no worries in some yeah I
hope you're having a great time and enjoy the gift it's up
cause thank you for the five reason bread with the five bold rumen and with
the five as well let's go I don't know how the fuck I'm keeping up with
shot on the event list right now but this is pretty wicked dude yeah yeah they
put out the $500 skin like what the fuck uh too mean to die with the five uh
lindy luhu with the five as well shh thank you for the gifted subs everybody
you guys are absolutely doing an insane work right now like fucking
nuts and like with the five which has regrets yeah but which is also cockard
in the puns right now I think yeah we gotta keep up we gotta keep it you given
support hyping it up go Katie oh shit now you're putting me on the spot yeah
yeah Aiden with the five gifties let's go I know geez fuck the moon and the
Why does that sound like a fucking like a hillbilly song?
Gareth, thank you for the five gifties as well five times five times five times
Hammy with the five gifties. I
Can just picture a block the moon
Unfuck the male tail
Yeah
Why now the moon because it's higher. Yeah
Literally the exact reason why I said to the moon, but accidentally said fuck the moon
I went to say fuck them out and we'll go into the moon and attend into fuck the moon sir
We're rolling with it at this point. Hey just right with the five as well. Let's frickin go
Just right coming in with oh my god. Are we just are we just going for fives?
What time five gun five bang?
Shit dog shit dog Henry and being God coming in
Chata I'm getting this fucking hype. But you already
Yeah, you guys are rapidly approaching it.
Dude, I'm so excited for Halloween.
I'm sorry, I just seen you mention that.
I'm so excited for Halloween.
I'm sorry.
What were those noises and how did you breathe so fast like that?
What was that?
This is doable.
Involved, thank you for the five and pink flowers as well.
Let's go!
There are some weird and wonderful noises I can make.
It's pretty wicked, not gonna lie.
I'm just excited, dude.
I'm like pumped up.
You guys have got me pumped.
You guys have got me fucking...
Over here, thank you for the five.
And Taya, thank you for the five.
I thought you want keys,
but I can give you key chains if I would.
She doesn't even sound like keys anymore.
So it just sounds like this.
For the five.
Ow.
Thank you for the five gift as well.
Were you okay?
You just did them! What do you mean?
Borealis with the 10 gifted, let go!
Oh no, I bonked my knee on the table.
Like, you know, like right between where the thigh and your knee join up.
Are you okay? Yeah, I was just out of shape.
Yeah, it's fine, girl, it's fine.
Let me take you to the moon, raise a click in time, I.
That email is so pretty, actually.
No, I just have shit knees anyway, but the reason why that hurt then is because I literally just I put my
Put my bag on the floor and then as I brought my knee back up because I sit in like a gremlin spot position
I hit it on the table
Thank you for the five as well. Thank you!
Well, we have to all chat all to 18
Holy shit dog is that have we added 10k in the past couple of hours?
I think we have and then we added 19 hours god damn chat look at you guys
coming in fucking clutch dude that's for you actually know you know what I'm gonna
give you guys a hyper clap hold on I'm gonna give you guys hyper clap you guys
deserve this it's funny someone saw me do that at Twitch come without realizing
that I actually just do that and it's just that it's just a clap that's really
fucking quick like side-to-side clap and they were like holy fuck I didn't
know you actually did that with your hands hey thank you for the five as
as well. Yeah, it's like a side to side clap. Instead of doing like direct, like, like hand
to hand, what you kind of do is you hit your like fingertips on the palm of one hand, and
then you kind of roll your hand to the other side and then hit the fingers on the palm.
So it's like, it's kind of like a, I could ask you to do that if I see you're another
Yeah, ask me to do it. So ask me to do the hyperclop and I'll show you.
Girl, I can do that with no hands.
HAHAHAHA!
Anonymous with the five gifties.
Let's go!
Wait, with your chi- Wait, with your cheeks.
Is that what you're referring to?
How the- Wait, most of us can do that with no hands?
Wait, am I missing something?
Wait.
Huh?
No, not with the cheeks.
Turbulence?
You can pet like a cat? Oh, same, hold on.
Is that the cat? No, that's me.
Let's see, like, what's this? What's this? What's this?
Reason I'm a cat, guys, okay?
Not only is my name cat, but, like, I pet her.
Oh, shit, yeah, no! Five gang!
This answer is so suspiciously, like, my cat.
Well, have you ever seen me and your cat in the same room?
Hmm? Have you ever?
Uh, yeah, yeah, curry, yeah, yeah.
How was TwitchCon? TwitchCon was pretty wicked.
I need to write down everything I got up to so I can coherently remember everything, but I had an amazing time. Everyone was so nice.
Yeah, it was pretty wicked. Nothing bad happened, so I guess that's a good way of looking at it.
I heard a lot of horror stories from other people about what happened to them.
Luckily, I'm okay.
Also, something that is like crazy.
crazy chat here's a little bit of info for you i've never got sick from a con which is nuts
i drew with the five let's freaking go and uh elpsy as well see how i don't know i have a really
good immune system but i don't know she's a carrier well i don't know like literally as i say like
Or as some of you know, what's it called?
For those that knew about TwitchCon when we went to Rotom,
I was looking after fruit when we came by and she was dying from COVID.
I didn't catch it.
And I was still giving her hugs and making sure she was fed and everything.
And nothing.
Good immune system and a symptoms symptomatic. Maybe no just nothing. I'll turn me into that. Thank you for the five gifties. Thank you
Donate plasma, please mouse needs your immune gloves the most dude if I could just like take some of mine and just put it into mousey I
Would a hundred percent do it give are they absolute fucking insane
Insane or style immune system
Or when I actually do get sick, I get sick for like, no time.
I'm usually sick for one day max, two if I'm really sick.
Yeah, Zetrex, thank you for the five as well.
Thank you!
Yeah, Jules with the five as well.
That's frickin' gold.
Shee!
Link's bow with the three month subs. Thank you so much, sweetie
So we're gonna cup in your general direction. I guess it could be fair
I never take a mask off and I always sanitize my hands like crazy, so
Yeah, I
Real Joe is what oh my god, it's the real Joe. Thank you for the fuck gift day
Thank you
Yeah, no, like genuinely chat if you can donate plasma do it
I know you guys are donating dollar reduce right now
Towards the towards the calls and shit and raising the timer and all that stuff
But genuinely if you can do the plasma thing, please do it. Yeah
Raise the time of donate plasma
That's the that's that's the two goals
Aquarius, thank you for the 5 gifties, thank you!
Yeah, 5 plus 1 going hell, frickin' yeah.
I'm so sorry to hear, yeah, no, like, yeah.
Gotta go see if I can donate since I'm on meds.
Oh, that makes sense, yeah.
Wish I could donate plasma, but they won't let me, I donate blood though.
Well, that still helps!
That still helps, you know?
Dude, yeah, if you could like, clone Plasma?
Mental.
Uh, Piki, thank you for the 24 months, let's fricking go.
Literally just finish donating Plasma.
You absolute fucking giga-chart.
Absolutely go in.
Um, an Ego Demon as well, thank you for the 10 gifties as well.
Shit.
Goddamn.
yeah bonus subject kicking in oh yeah 19 and a half hour oh my god shot oh my
god
it knows me and my fiance move into Japan so it makes the wedding that easy oh
oh my god congrats congratulations prologics absolute I hope it goes
absolutely amazing and you have the most absolute poctastic time and huge
congratulations I hope it goes amazingly. To me and to die thank you for the
five gifted subbies as well. Yeah honestly the five gang is absolutely
destroying this in a great way. I actually don't even know what blood type
I am. My doctors won't tell me. Holy you've been here all day I've been
I've been here for... wait I forgot what time I got here at.
I've been here for 5 hours and 10 minutes.
Roughly.
Uh, Mimi, thank you for the gifted subs.
Hi!
Thank you for the 5 gifted subs as well.
Aw, Nicoda.
Well fucking done.
Well fucking done.
Keepers updated and I hope that goes well as well.
I'll be back in the stormy, you can't, you know what's funny?
I have not seen rain in two weeks and I land and it's instantly pissing down.
Like that is the fucking most brish welcome that I could have got coming back.
Literally went from like fucking a drought for two weeks to coming back
and it's absolutely pissing down.
It hasn't stopped really.
Magna with the five.
Let's go.
five gang, five gang, five gang, there's a waitin for me, yeah, it's like all the bitches
blacklist gotta reign in the last two days. Fuckin' hell. Yeah, just soggy as shit. Uh,
Oh
Also, you know what absolute fucking poggers move fucking mousey getting a YouTube back
absolutely insane
that is
Absolutely great news. I'm so glad that like that's back
Sure, no loss in the first place. I completely agree
You're so right for that
You're so right for that
yeah why she lives in the first place are you two bullshit basically yellow
warning across the UK wait is it still there yet is it still a thing or did it
go yeah Disney level lawyers yeah still thing still thing yellow warning
really I haven't seen it at least I haven't seen the warning I've seen
I've seen the shit weather but oh those uh those weather warnings in America as well
apparently I'm pretty sure I uh went through some shitty weather while we were
in the sky because there was a fair bit of turbulence randomly when we were
really high which is weird but it was it was okay I was like the only bit
those really was uh shun thank you for the 550 thank you thank you and that
tracks as well with the 10 gifties god damn if you flew east you probably flew
over the hurricane I think that was it because we would have been going from
from sunny a go to LA and then LA to London we're looking at all thank you
for the five gifties oh my god shot you guys are nearly there on that night
prologix again congratulations dude congrats and I hope the wedding goes
amazingly hold on is it because I haven't opened Spotify is that why it's not
letting me do the lesson party oh the fricking on no it's just being a bum
boo oh I think I just think she's not in sharing the lesson along I'm gonna
post some music on on my end I need to make sure it doesn't do that
Uh, Griffin coming in with the five as well, let's go!
Uh, Mixer, no, Roofing.
Yeah, that's it.
That's it.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
Chah, I've literally been sat here in silence talking to you guys.
I think I have gone a little cuckoo.
Uh, Stratkiller, thank you for the five.
And did Twitch just come in with the...
Oh, god damn.
The 5 plus 15 you just saw?
Yeah she's gonna share herself.
15 for 5!
YEEEAAAAAHHH!
And Finkadoodle with the Prime sub I'm not YEN!
Then who are you?
Haaawww, thank you for the 5 you have these.
Thank you.
5 gang, 5 gang, 5 gang, 5 gang.
Yeah it's literally Twitch Gacha.
You're a V2 but Cookie was part of it.
i would i would say you're wrong but
bedmatch with the five as well let's go
until the end of the month oh yeah until like
uh... october
uh... paris with the
fucking prime sub
real joe with the five gifties
rope wash with the
fucking five gifties too
Do you think it's worth becoming a streamer if you do it for the right reasons?
I think it is.
If you're just going in there to make a quick book, no.
It's not about money and stuff.
I mean, I guess it is for some people, but I don't understand that.
Just don't expect it to happen.
It's one of those ways.
If you don't expect anything to happen, then you set your expectations really low.
really low. I imagine you'd probably be happy with whatever.
Gilgast, thank you for the five. And if you have a passion for
it. Yeah. Like literally the way I see it, dude, is it's
literally you get to hang out with some really fucking cool
people all the time. And build a little like family and like
people that you can like grow with. So everything like as you
like community like comes together and forms like
this little family, which is pretty wicked.
And you get to have a fun time doing it,
doing whatever the fuck you want to do.
As long as you know exactly what it is that you want,
and you can have fun doing that,
then you should be pretty okay.
Northern Bean, thank you for the five gifties, and Lexie.
Thank you for the five gifties as well.
Yeah, bleed to it's dry.
Yeah, I know, it's freaking mental.
Yeah, that's also fun.
Like, it's all about doing what you can while you can on,
I don't know.
I don't really wanna preach about this shit while I'm,
even though yes I am babysitting,
I don't really wanna preach about like my streaming advice
while I'm babysitting.
Like, I don't know, that doesn't feel right.
Matt Carrot, thank you for the five gifties.
Thank you.
All I'll say is just have fun with it.
I just realized you guys can't hear what I'm listening to you.
It fucks.
Let's go!
Let's see, where are we up to?
Two-eight, oh my God, two-eighteen.
Yeah, nearly halfway through two-eighteen
and at 19 hours 46 minutes.
How's the food?
Oh, I stopped eating a while ago.
I got quite a bit through it
and then it went cold.
I ate about half of it though.
Yeah, chat, you're not far from 22, 220k right now.
You guys are getting like scarily close.
All right, thank you for the five gifties, let's go.
Night, I hope you've got the wall already
cause it looks like they might hit this.
Oh, baby sitting KT.
No, I'm babysitting you, what the fuck?
Oh, night night Zetrex.
Night night, have a good sleep.
Oh my God, Zetrex, Jesus Christ.
Fucking hundred bomb, Jesus.
Plus a 29 as well.
My god.
And Crandall with a 50.
Buh.
Buh.
Solid Snake with a five.
Dude, I have five going.
Dude, fuck the moon.
Fuck the moon.
Right, chat.
I need to go for a wee really quick.
Yeah, I'm drinking a lot while I'm babysitting you guys.
So I'll be back in just a minute.
Keep it going.
Keep it going.
Fuck the moon.
Also, heads up chat.
When I get back, it is now midnight here,
so I probably will not be able to fucking scream with hype.
So if I have to be a little quieter, you guys know the drill.
All right, keep it going, keep it going, keep it going,
keep it going, keep it moving.
Chat, we're over 80% of the way to 24 hours on the timer,
and we're so close to 220 case subs.
Can we get a five-gifted train?
Remember Katie's donating 100 subs if we reach 220k before Mouse wakes up.
Jesus just got back from a wedding scene the vid on YouTube of Mouse breaking her record
and we're on 20 hares.
Let's go chat, love you all.
Fuck the moon, fuck the moon, fuck the moon, fuck the moon.
Wait, what did you get it to?
21?
I'm fuckin' well done.
Holy shit.
I know, right? They're gonna be like,
Whoa, what did we do?
It's nearly midnight here, so I've just got to be a bit quiet at least so just a heads up five guys
You know what five guys actually coming in clutch though?
Oh, uh, thank you for the five. Let's go. Can we keep it climbing? I'll let Char answer that
Cory thank you for the prime as well
Thank you
And poor with a five as well
Good guys. Yeah
Yeah
Oh my god you guys are like really pushing, holy.
Aw great, that's so cute.
Holy, happy birthday to your sister.
Happy birthday to your sister.
Uh, Tonic, thank you for the five.
Uh, Stricklius, thank you for the five.
Crandall with the five.
Oh my god, you guys.
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
Yeah, Fox the Moon, Fox the Moon.
Boo with the five, Boo with the five.
Yay!
Keep it up, we're gonna fuck them up.
God damn.
I know, they're going crazy.
I'm very drunk going Bednarkey Gifting Worms later.
I think that's what they're gonna hit it.
Honestly.
FDK, what the five?
Fuck the moon for charity.
Make knight and Katie pay up.
Do you think they will get that?
I didn't know. I didn't know.
Lessons, thank you for the 5.
I've gifted all I can, but I'm here for the vibes and record breaking and support.
Yeah, I know, that's literally all that's like, you know,
still being great.
VAMPLOS, thank you for the 5 as well.
Thank you.
Can you guys still hear me if I'm this quiet as well?
I'm like doing doing bedtime voice right now. It's like bedtime story, boy.
Quack, thank you for the five. Riz- wait, that Rizla? Rizla Summer?
Oh my god, stick it on your gya for the Rizla Summer.
Thank you for the five. FullmetalJay, thank you for the 10s.
Yeah, this is basically ASMR right now.
Tell us a goodnight story about raising a timer and fucking the moon.
Hmm. Hmm. Okay. Okay. I can try and think of one.
Good slap. Thank you for the five.
Hmm.
There once, there once was a little, little rat made of iron.
Uh, no, it could be tungsten, wouldn't it?
There was once a little rat that was made of tungsten.
and
One day she decided while looking up into the night sky
but
She really wanted to fuck the moon
I can't even take it fucking seriously
Goddamn, Melriter, thank you for the five gifties. Thank you chat GBT. I've never actually used chat GBT
If the time is still going and the sub-a-thon still going I will try and learn how to use it
No, uh, make a bedtime story about fucking the moon and stuff, and then I'll read it out to you guys.
Uh, Karory, thank you for the 10 gifties.
Nephi, thank you for the 10 gifties as well. Let's go!
Oh my god, this is like super close.
Oh boy. Oh boy.
Yeah dude, she's gonna be covering me like, what the fuck?
Yeah, Anna-Mela, very- I- I- they maybe.
They maybe I think the time is broken. Yeah, she's
Yeah, we keep on going the step closer to the new goal
like to be fair me and night are gonna be setting off the
Setting off the Renaissance of a post 220 to get to the 283
so
There's gonna be two hundred coming from
me and night collectively
Holy shit.
No, they thank you for the five. Bill, Shaggy, and LD as well. Thank you for the five gifts, did you guys?
Thank you!
Yeah, I tasked you. It's been kind of crazy over this neck of wood.
Yeah, nearly a 21 and a half hours. Yeah, that timer is looking fucking juicy, dude.
Time was when she went to sleep, no idea, but it was four minutes when I came in.
Uh, Yeganot, thank you for the 5 gift days, thank you all.
And Rippa Ruffs as well, thank you all.
Oh, and Gray Lady as well, Gray Lady, thank you for the 2 gifted subs, thank you.
Oh my god, it's your sister's birthday in 2 minutes.
Yeah, so we've gained, uh, like 21 and a half hours since she's been asleep.
Chester, thank you for the 10 gift days.
Yeah, you guys have been edgy in the time of the past few days. Yeah, yeah, yeah weeks. Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, wait, yeah, because I would have been like six, nearly six hours. Yeah, we're going for it. We're going for it. The gloves are coming off. It's so good to see it at 21 hours.
Well, it's been so stressful. Yeah, no
We're just going for it. What the moon do to you?
It I'm aware Nico for fuck's sake. I mean it kind of kind of makes sense
Fuck that mountain
Sorry, I gotta be a little quiet cuz it's like close to midnight
It is midnight, which means it is midnight until wake up and let everybody wake up
Dude, we've been we've been making this thing fucking go. We're fucking the moon firing. Did you know you're what?
We're fucking the moon
You're doing what to the moon?
In front of chat
Oh
Chat oh
Oh damn, you guys almost got it to a whole ass day.
Yeah.
We might as well get it to 21 and a half hours.
Fucking frequency dude, you just can't, what the hell?
You know?
Yeah.
We're howling to the moon before we fuck it.
Oh, who said that?
I don't know who said that.
Oh, she had a date.
The hype train.
Last time I saw you guys have a hype train, there's another hype train, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, literally.
Did you see what we managed to get it to earlier?
It was like 27 or something, couldn't you?
Yeah, nearly 28.
Holy shit.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
These guys are great.
Ride the train, everybody.
Get on the train.
May and night if they hit 22.
200 and...
You guys are gonna try to slap that crime on the table like a big fucking cock!
So everybody that you have a big fucking gig today is slap that crime on the fucking table right now!
Holy shit.
For charity!
Why the hell is Deming gone?
Oh...
Fuck the mood!
Oh my god.
I was meant to- do you know how that came about?
What? How?
you know how mossy's been doing that fuck the mountain thing yeah well i didn't even know where
that came from she's just she's talking about overcoming shit uh okay and then said fuck the
fuck that mountain like overcoming hardships and shit yeah and then uh i went to say fuck the
mountain let's go to the moon yeah and accidentally said fuck the moon and so that's kind of
I'm gonna take it in the morning, so fuck it.
What's the moon?
What's the moon?
Oh my god.
What's the moon for chatting?
Moon 10.
Moon 10.
Yeah!
Oh my god, it's like Earth 10, but Moon 10 this time.
Oh my god, dude.
Hold on.
Is there a tree?
I need to see.
And then there's my cold 10.
What's off that form of the moon 10?
Wait, how'd that happen?
Oh, there's the thing.
I'm sure there is.
I'm sure it's there.
Yep, it's right there. It's on my screen.
Oh my god.
850 away.
Yo!
Fuck the moon, guys!
Fuck the moon!
Have you seen what the Twitch thing is right now?
I think it's like every show gifted.
Every five gifted?
It gives a random amount of sense.
Usually it's one, but there's a gamba chance that it's more than one.
I thought it was only one.
No, no, no. We've had so many people have gifted five and then Twitch gifts 25 on top.
what yeah it's crazy what that's insane literally subgamma so that's kind of
cool there's no I've never seen that I thought it was just I thought it was just
an extra one maybe it's for like every hmm every five or something there's like
a chance for it yeah it is every every five thirty they give one more mmm that
is insane you gotta make use of this chat yeah we got 27 for my friend from
the five earlier what that is nuts well chat I can thank you for all the subs I
can't keep up because they can't see the event list but thank you yeah let's go
Chad
oh yeah literally look at the look at the gifted leaderboard yeah I've heard you
talking about it I think I'll literally robbed every one of this yeah I was like
laying in bed I was drifting in a manner of sleep and I heard you say that
the twitch twitch is like number one right now it's like that really I've made a
meme of it that's so crazy you made the meme yeah I'll send it in the air
hold on I'll send it in the left that funny as hell not the Obama not the
Oh bomba! Oh bomba! Oh my god! That's crazy. Actually not. For this week. There's crazy
chat. Five gang, five gang, oh my god. 20 in the morning. Holy shit. Twitch is nearly
doubled since that meme was made. I knew it right. What the? That's insane. TunaLove,
Thank you for the 20!
Oh my god, okay.
Epic terminal with the 5, share one with that 5!
Yooooooo!
Let's go!
Yeah, the 20 plus 4 right there.
22 hours on the clock soon.
Just room with the 5 as well, oh my god you had nearly 22 hours on the clock.
Yoooo!
Let's fucking go!
Just room with the another 5?
Yeah, I don't have the makeshift event list right now because of the height frame, but yeah.
It's okay. Every sub counts and every sub is appreciated.
So I just can't keep up with it, so I feel bad.
I'm all bad. It's okay.
I'm all bad. I'm all bad.
Chet has learned to evolve.
Oh, there's a 5 plus 3.
That is crazy.
Well, yeah.
Thank you for the five as well.
We've been crashing the mod view currently.
Yay! Oh my god, it's my boy Anon, let's go!
Your favourite Twitch chatter, Anon.
Anon is younger.
Oh my god. This chat now about Anon being your favourite.
Is there anyone in chat that doesn't know the story behind Anonimus?
know the story behind Anonymous. Also we hit 22 hours. Let's go!
Sinjury. Tell it again anyway. There was this time of babysitting like three weeks ago.
We were in the chat together. We were babysitting together. And then that was the when you found out for the first time.
Yeah, so I thought an anonymous gifter was an actual charler that was just an oiler.
Um, didn't know it was actually the anonymous gifting mode.
She just thought it was one person, really going around everywhere.
Wow, anonymous gifter, that's crazy, you're in this chat too?
Damn. Jesus.
Like fucking like Santa going around everywhere.
Like literally father Christmas everywhere.
Oh my God, I had a taxi driver while in a driver while I was in America.
And yeah, literally look like Santa like I'm not even.
This is why you exposing Santa like that.
It's not Christmas.
Yeah, you can't just what he lives in.
He lives in Cali.
Yeah, he was in Cali.
He's kind of hustle before Christmas.
Why are you exposing my man's sand like that?
Hotter, just a new fit for traveling.
He didn't set up delivering presents, he did delivering people from A to B.
Oh, score!
With 22 more Glorious Shadows, yeah!
By Rich Shadows, yeah!
Score!
Oh my God, man.
Welcome back.
Welcome back to...
to cloudy, cold UK land.
Like, dude, I've not seen rain in two weeks.
and I come back and it's pissing now
hehehehe
oh my god boy what a time of the home
oh my god twitch
yeah stay back
it's not with the
Strykilius gifted 5 and twitch gifted 10 on top
that is insane what in the gamble
yeah this is what I mean this is why it's like
whoa
bruh what
bruh
what the fuck
That is so insane!
What the-
I'm not lucky for the five!
Five Gang is actually the play, like 20 for my son.
I'm over the 24!
Let's go five gang!
That's insane!
I've never seen this.
Out of all of the September's that I have experienced,
I've never seen the Twitch gamble.
Yeah, that was fucking mental, right?
Yeah, I don't think they've ever done this before, have they?
Because I swear to God, they've never had that until this year.
Because every year is like a different sponsor, I think.
Yeah, this is Valorant this time.
Yeah, this is Valorant this time.
They were, um, no.
We're taking all the e-dating money.
Yeah!
Oh my God, that's almost a one to one.
Ten gifts of selves and eight gifts of selves from two at a time.
Crazy, crazy, crazy.
That is insane. That is so crazy. Holy fuck.
Dude, I'm like, I literally went from being like,
I'm fucking screaming. Yeah.
I got close to midnight, I was like, oh shit.
Yeah. It is almost this.
In the middle of the night.
In the middle of the night. In the middle of the night.
What a banger though.
Loveless.
Oh boba.
Oh boba.
Oh boba.
Oh boba.
Oh my god.
What about the double second phase?
Oh my fucking god.
Twitch is the high train conductor.
Wait, is Twitch the high train conductor?
I think so.
That is the phase.
That is fucking funny.
It's, I've never seen Twitch as like an actor.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
to which as like a as an account before until this event yeah there cuz like the
whole gift like the the bits thing too cuz like they would give extra bits as
well now I was like what the hell yeah 400 left until 2 2 20 I keep going to
I think 22 and then I realized 22 22
You want to join us for that?
Oh
You want to join me and night with the fucking hundred if they hit it. Oh my god
100 gifted subs. Yeah
May haps may haps may haps
may have I'm so interested to wait has anyone given it a hundred and then to
which almost the highest they've done is what we'll find out I guess soon oh my
god mmm 46 oh hundred plus 58 160 payout that's pretty wicked that's pretty
We can
I sure would like you for the five let's go
I'm cox lunch with the gift you as well
mmmm
five time, five time, five time, five time
and boom boom
dude I can't believe like literally my babysitting session
we've gone from four minutes to 22 hours nearly 23
ah
that's crazy
chad's been popping the fuck off
Yeah
Nearly gave the day
She's just happier or more often. I've been in America for two weeks. Yeah
Can't spin can't spin in America and to each town. Did you miss me siren? Yes, I miss you
While I was there I went to a Korean spa
Mmm, it was it was really fucking like nice
Hell yeah
Let's go, I'm glad
I'll have to take the nasty girl to it one time
The nasty girls
Yeah
The nasty girls
That'd be so fucking funny though
I'm gonna get the freaking massages
You look like a baby
I have blood on that pink blood
Oh my god
I don't want to
I don't want to
I don't want to
Oh my my
Bad gang, bad gang, bad gang, bad gang.
Oh my god, Steve, I told you, Anon's an oiler.
I'm all bad.
I'm all mad.
But yeah, let me check something cause I already got close to gifting 100 bismuth, I think.
Okay.
I've been gifting...
I think I gifting like 101 more already today.
Oh my god, girl.
I've also not really gifted any.
Let's move on.
More charity!
How about that?
Oh my God, they're going so fast.
23 hours.
Yeah, so literally right,
the reason this is going up so quick
is because every part, right, if you give five,
yeah, that's 50 seconds,
then Twitch adds the least one on,
which pushes it to a minute.
That's so crazy.
So every 5 gifted subs is basically adding them in at once.
Does Miles know about it?
Did she see it happen before she went to sleep?
She wasn't awake when it started.
God damn!
Yeah, she's got a fucking caca butt dirt pile when she wakes up.
Oh my god.
Oh boy, 5 guys coming in clutch.
Oh my god.
Oh boy.
I can gift a couple now to help get it up to 220.
That works.
And see the gambons.
Oh my god, five gambons going.
I want to see.
Jeez.
Go, go, go.
Oh my god, Stephen.
Jesus.
Oh my god.
Oh.
It's so crazy.
Uh, Knight, I think you better get the cards ready, dude.
It's happening!
Come on, Twitch, don't be stingy.
That's kidding.
You're going to stop giving me one extra one!
Give me more than one extra one!
Please!
My Gamble!
Damn it.
Alright, do you want to end the five sets of 20?
Or do you want to end, uh...
What do you want to end just a hundred drop?
Well done.
Well fucking done, I'm so proud of you.
I feel like fives probably because Twitch would probably...
You know what? You know what?
Oh yeah, 20 for the, oh yes, that's a five because it'll give you the Twitch things.
Yeah, I think the five gang is pretty good.
I would do the 5 meta right, but that'd be sad they're doing 20 of these 5.
Yeah!
I'm not gonna take forever.
You know what, Knight?
Ooh.
Knight, you do the, you do the multiple sets, I'll just do the big one.
Oh shit.
Does that work?
Yeah, my bank would go near me.
Alright, okay.
Alright, alright.
Okay, I'll do the big boy one, you guys.
You guys just...
Okay.
Let's go nice.
Here you go.
There you go.
Let's go.
Stop it for everyone else.
I keep fine.
Hi, Bobo.
Let's go.
I have 24 hours on the clock.
Yeah.
It's the time, bro.
We gotta get to...
the record.
Was that worth that shot?
Fuck the mood!
The table like a big fucking cock!
So everybody that you have a big fucking dick today
and slap that prime on the fucking table right now!
She's sleeping in her caca games.
Chad ate the caca last time.
Yeah, can't stop now, Chad. Keep going, keep going, keep going.
Can't stop, won't stop.
Hype Train is still going. It's at level 21.
Chad, 5 Gang is 21.
One, 21, I'm gay! Let's go! Oh my god! Oh my god, they're going for it! Jesus!
Wait, I was a former hype train conductor.
And Twitch is the current hype train conductor.
Well, I was a former one, but we had to give it up for Twitch because Twitch is fucking...
Jesus. Which is going for it.
What are we on?
You know what? I reckon they cannot actually get this, you know?
I call my shiny badge.
Yay!
Look at this fucking loser in chat.
Munch! MUNCH!
Thank you. Munch.
Munch. Invert that guy's balls.
Munch. Invert their balls.
Mads! Straight in there, curly fries.
That'd be crazy.
That's like my favourite one. Chat said it to me one time and I was like,
that's absolutely fucking brilliant. That's so diabolical.
Absolutely diabolical. Absolutely diabolical.
If you will.
And anyway, McFished. Your breakfast
that midnight yeah you're running on DJ an hour again I have been we've got to
make sure this is over 24 hours from now see to see the sleep schedule what now
that I'm back was like oh boy for the books we're gonna do this mm-hmm I
remember for a while you were doing like normal hours a little bit a little bit
When I had to operate on normal hours, I had to go outside.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, 5 Gang has actually been coming in clutch this entire thing.
5 Gang is actually insane.
Because with a small amount of 5, Twitch could just give anything.
5 plus 10!
It's technically the most efficient in the gamba.
And it's pretty good. Not gonna lie.
25 hours!
You have to keep mousy.
God, we got it to 25.
Keep mousy hostage.
With however many hours are on the clock.
Holy shit, you guys are at 220.
I think when I went to sleep or something,
the last time I looked like properly,
Um, Mouse just hit, what, 205? 206?
She had like 208 when I joined, I think.
I remember, I remember she hit the goal and I was like,
Let's fucking go!
Now everybody was gifted in five subs, it was insane.
Yeah.
I was there to Pog you.
Pog you! Pog you!
Fuck the moon!
Fuck the moon!
I'm also shy of 209.
I must have just missed it then.
Mmm.
Pretty sure I just missed it,
because it was like, well,
it was like 20 plus six when I joined,
and it's now 20, like 20 plus midnight,
so it was about six hours ago.
Fuck the moon!
Fuck the moon!
I actually love that this is a thing though.
Yeah, because you were supposed to say
fuck the mountain to the moon.
Fuck the moon!
I guess we can fuck Mars next I guess.
That would be painful.
I mean, if the fucking moon would also be pretty painful, but we're not going to go.
Oh, I'm in temperature-wise.
I mean, half of it's hot, half of it's cold.
I guess if you found like the middle point, I guess it'd be alright.
Oh, what about the one with the rays?
Listen, that one balance is showing off, okay?
oh my god yeah
fuck the middle of the moon
fuck the middle of the moon
oh that would be middle of the moon
not bulba
fuck the middle of mars
fuck the moon
fuck the moon is a horror movie
wait you what
is it actually
fuck the sun
Oh, now that would be painful.
Fuck the moon.
I don't fuck me for the moon.
What?
F the moon.
Yeah, so it's short.
Wait, what is F the moon?
What the fuck?
Level 22, hype train.
One minute and 40 seconds left on the hype train jet.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Five gang, five gang.
5 gang, 5 gang!
You got genuinely a-
OOOH!
Wait, how much did Twitch give?
I can't see-
47!
Jesus Christ.
Holy fuuuuuck.
That's insane.
Let me just refresh my chat
because I go over to the little hyperventilop
so I can see everything else.
Oh, I can look in.
Jesus.
Yo!
That's actually going crazy.
This is absolutely fucking insane.
I actually can't wait for it to wake up.
Uh, same.
She's gonna be like, what the fuck happened?
What? What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck? What the fuck?
I'm Bulba.
I'm Bulba.
I'm Bulba.
I'm Bulba.
She's probably going to be happy, but she's also going to be like, what's so confused?
Yeah, she's going to be so super confused.
Crazy this is happening and she's asleep.
What would you really good baby shit as I guess?
Maybe shit or loads.
Maybe shit or loads.
That is the worst fucking chewing I've ever heard.
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm eating a kebab
with sauce
that doesn't sound like a kebab
oh fucking drowning the thing
yeah
I'm drowning in sauce
I'm bomba
okay
oh i'm fucking slow
oh no no
wait what does it sound like what the fuck
I'm so fucking
Jesus Christ
Okay well not for free chat Jesus okay with you oh god okay is she in a boba no she's
in a kababo god no how many was that wolves with the friggin turn it's so out of order
Oh god.
A kebobah.
Lynn Bliver, thank you for the five.
Yeah, Ulner's 26, dude.
Shot fucking criss.
Fucking hell.
Kebobah.
Bro.
Kebobah.
Not kebobah.
Kebobah.
I'm so curious what it sounded like now.
Jesus fucking criss.
Well, well, chew and then listen to it.
No, I don't want to listen to it.
Do it.
Nope, not again.
Do it.
Not for free.
No balls.
No balls.
Well, if you just have balls.
What the fuck?
It wasn't that bad, was it?
Well, find out.
Let me see, let me see, let me see.
I'm gonna get a good piece.
Right, chat, everybody shh.
Just for a sec.
No.
Dude, the keyboard was-
This is so awkward.
It sounds like that!
I'm fucking slow-pulping it.
What the fuck?
Wait, chat!
The hype train is almost over!
So it's still fucking smashing it.
Yeah.
The arm.
23.
It's OK, chat.
The train won't stop us from fucking the moon.
Next stop, the moon.
The moon.
The moon to the moon.
To the moon.
Fuck the moon.
Aboma.
It's OK, we can catch the next one.
That's true.
There's another train in the know.
It's OK.
Is it in an hour?
I think it's an hour cold on, yeah.
That's very good!
Almost 2, 2, 1...
221k!
We've got 2 trains past level 20 at this point.
Level 27 and level 21.
Let's gooooo!
Wait, was that level 21, or was it...
What was that again?
That was 23? Okay, so if I did level 27 and then 23.
I'm bomba.
I'm bomba.
I'm bomba.
Hell yeah, though. Thank you.
Let's goooo!
It's my 3 month sub as well guys.
Let's goooo!
Abobba the Moon.
Abobba the moon.
Abobba the moon.
Get down!
Got fucked.
Fuck the moon!
Fuck all the celestial bodies!
Fuck the sun!
The moon must be a small bitch!
What?!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Cat.
What?
Now that you're back, can you teach me Ripple some time please?
Yes, I can.
Yeah, please!
Thank you.
I love your butt.
Ruby, how do you like that, Obama?
You're fuked.
You're an idiot.
I was like, that's pretty straightforward.
Yeah.
I don't know.
What's the scenario if you need me to?
I mean, you can't pick it up at the screen share.
I'll just come over and do it for you.
Okay.
Yeah.
I've been trying to record it, and I'm like, what the hell?
How do you do this?
That's crazy.
Aboba.
It was all during years.
Oh, wait.
What happened to the TTS?
Huh?
The TTS?
Apparently someone said something...
Oh, we couldn't hear the TTS.
What did TTS say?
No, not fuck your heinous dog.
Yeah!
I wouldn't say it's Uranus. It's like nothing natural.
It's Uranus.
Uranus?
Actually, it's Uranus.
actually its your mom
so silly
you're so silly
who's that?
your mom
your mom
your mom's a new
a new
yo mama's a new
Nooooooooooooosh!
Oh, Moose!
It's all your mother's saying,
your momma's a moose!
Your momma should moose!
Your momma should moose!
Wait, what's that?
Why is the clouds reflecting the water
going left, but the clouds in the background?
Like...
Science!
Oh, shit, you so right.
Science, bitch!
Oh, shit, you so right.
They're actually right.
That's actually crazy.
What if it's not the clouds?
What if it's just a water reflection waves in the water?
Making it look like the clouds are going to the left in the water.
Listen!
Okay.
Maybe that's not even the clouds in the water.
What if it's just a ripple from the water surface?
You wanna get technical?
Okay, I'll get technical.
I gotta put my glasses on.
It's in the water.
Actually, let's go Anonymous!
Your favorite channel!
Yeah, it's my boy!
This is your boy.
Wait, is that 5 plus 50?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
Wait, what?
Oh, no, maybe they just...
No, they did a typo. It's 5 plus 5.
You got a hope-show!
Come on, girl, what?
Now, that would be all gracing.
racing that would be great that's pretty good the five is like a one-to-one
it's like you give five and twitch gives five literally a 10 crazy I know you
guys are almost at 26 hours imagine it's five plus 50 I wonder
I love the look of this one.
Where is the timer?
Fuck the... whoa!
It's a 50.
Twitch gave 13.
On the 50.
Honestly, the Gambo game that we've been doing with the gift subs is actually so fun.
We love Gambo.
We do. We do love Gambo.
We love Gambo.
I love the chances.
I think I'm 23.
I think I'm 23.
And that's 26 hours on the clock that is just like that just like that there is
26 hours on the clock see fucking easy mode shot easy game for babies well
done boys for babies
Easy game.
I'm a boy.
I'm a boy.
Ooh.
Yeah, keep it going boys, keep it going.
You're absolutely smashing it.
You fucking be proud of yourself.
2021!
Fuck the moon!
Fuck the moon!
Oh my god.
You said when did you join?
It was at 209?
Is that like
just below 209k?
K oh shit that was insane so that's like 11k well up in baby sin yeah
that is crazy so that plus we've also lost six hours because that's the time
I've been on and so gained 26 hours on top of that plus the time that I've been there.
With the help of a Twitch adding subs on to people gifting.
2700 something.
Yeah, look at the leaderboard.
Twitch is gifted 2.7k.
This is crazy.
But it's one for every five. No, it's Gamma.
It's literally like you could gift five and Twitch could gift ten.
Even higher. It could go all the way up to
probably 100, honestly. Who knows?
Now we fucked it up. Dude, I actually did a fucking
misspeak on that as well. And what did you do? What did you do today?
I went to say something and then I went to say fuck them, fuck them out and
breeze the timer yeah I did it with the full on echo effect on and everything
the timer is getting pretty fucked right now look at it it's 26 hours
I'm not a must-give to your favorite yeah honestly chat absolutely fucking
popping off mmm let me in a good little child yeah oh god you mean no you
You told her! You snitched!
Shadda!
What the fuck?
Who the fuck was it?
I'm not a snitch.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
No, I'm not a snitch.
I know exactly who it was.
Who was it, then?
It was...
I know one of the mods said it and mentioned it.
I know one of the mods gave context
Cuz I was a whoa, I think I was like in and out of sleep
Now Bobo
You'll never know I know I
Know who it was. I know Knight was one of them
Imagine if you did it again, and then she woke up
No, I can't I
There was another time where I said something, I was like switching between my British accent
and my American accent, and she was like, oh fuck.
Like earlier when I was getting like doing like the high pitch hype scream, the chat
was like, you saw my K-song?
It was like, what?
Oh my god.
apparently by this child I've been called Brachemely.
Fuckin' case on.
And then I did a mouse impression as well, and then I was like, oh.
Oh, now she's moving.
I love, I love, I love, I love, I love.
Go to sleep, go to sleep.
Go to sleep, go to sleep.
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Don't stand right.
Fuck the moon. Fuck the mountain. Fuck the dimart too.
I'm killing you. I'm killing you. I don't care about anything else. I don't give a shit about anything else.
My programming is just that fucking guy who I know.
Because there is no way- Oh, he's running?
Nope, it's just-
What's the Sigma?
I mean, the German sound effect would work, but it's all too silly.
I think she's still asleep.
I think she's also still asleep.
I think she just wiggled.
I'm kinda crazy again.
Yeah, look there's 24 hours on the timer.
Yeah, they kinda lock the fuck in.
Yeah.
Oh wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Great.
I can't tell you what happened when we were at Twitch.
No.
I mean maybe.
So we went to the pool.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Is it where I was mistaken for someone else?
Yeah.
Oh no.
What do you know about this song?
I know I don't.
Why?
What happened?
What are you going to tell?
Yeah.
So we went to the Blurp party for the YouTubers.
Yeah.
And we just stood outside.
And we were like about to go in.
Yeah.
And Sycuna walks through them.
And then she full on runs over
to him thinking at 5 p.m.
Oh, she's like, yo!
She said you weren't going to come!
I hugged him, or something like that.
And then he comes over to me, and he's like, yo, cat, hi.
And then so he gives me a huge hug.
And then we go inside, and we're
in the line waiting to get our little badge thing.
And then me and Psych are talking about Yu-Gi-Oh.
And then she's like, wait, that's not her.
And she goes like, I only played with him once or twice.
I barely talked to him and I thought it was you
and I hugged him and was super excited.
But I'm so embarrassed.
I was like, what the hell?
And then she goes, am I racist?
I was like, no, no, no, no, no.
Dude, it happens a lot.
It's like I got mistaken for so many people.
Either Kuro, Sakuno, Gunman, or Grobe.
Wait, really?
It's always the same, yeah.
But I mean, sometimes me and Kat get confused
because we both have blonde hair and we both had bangs
and we both have like really bold eyeliner too.
So, and they're like,
because you dress like a fabulous fashionista
and I dress like some fucking golf.
Oh, you told it.
Jack is so funny.
Oh my God, that's crazy, Jack.
Where'd you get that from, Siren?
AliExpress.
Everybody hating on AliExpress.
what the fuck man oh she's whittlin oh she's whittlin
boy go to sleep go to sleep
we're the same height too it doesn't help our case
yeah uh go to sleep even doubt look for what which one has the
fucking cleavage out on max yes I don't have it I have lack of a boba sorry I've
gone off for both of us we're all good yeah yeah yeah you're carry carry I'm
I'm sharing with the class.
Share with the class.
Share with the class.
I hope you brought enough for the class.
Yeah, you better.
Oh my God.
I wonder who else gets confused.
I don't know.
I have to admit that I was a juniper while I was in Halley.
Oh.
That was a thing.
I mean it's a little hard to tell probably was like everyone wearing a mask
When you're a vtuber, it's really hard to tell
Until they start speaking and that's when you're like oh
Voice ID there
Yeah, I have to get something
Yeah, like I'm just
Okay
I'm Bobo discount John snow. Thank you for the fight
Winter is coming!
I remember, wait, John Snow is from Game of Thrones?
Yeah.
I watched the first and second Game of Thrones episode with two friends, and I don't know what to look.
And I felt so awkward.
Wait.
What?
But wait a sec, dude that looks exactly like you, I'm not even going to fucking DM that.
That's the thing, everybody's sending it to me and they all say, wait, iPads get a 2.0 but it didn't stop me, like at all.
Yeah, that's insane.
That's kind of, oh, interesting.
very interesting um yeah what do you what is it imitation is flattery there's a
cold yeah that what is this oh my god looking about I'm just kind of like yeah
yeah when you first sent the arrows like is that you and then nose and then I was
like no oh imitation is the highest form of flattery I didn't know was from
Oscar Wilde, the quote. Oh really? Yeah, I don't think I ever did I. Yee! Yeah. Apparently
the whole entire quote is, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity
can pay to greatness. So they've literally called the important bit of it. Aboba. Yeah.
Yeah, a Bobo is an important part of...
Hi Bobo!
Goddammit.
26 hours in the sand now.
Wait, I peed if you paid your gambitax.
My what?
Your gambitax.
So if you gift 5 slopes, which gives 1, but then can also has a gambitance of gifting more on top of it.
Yeah like literally like someone in chat earlier gifted five and Twitch gifted like 20 something on top of it.
That's pretty good.
Yeah like if you see that in Masi's chat, it's like five plus one.
21.
Five plus 27 is currently the max, yeah that's what we've hit so far.
That is insane though. Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's just literally just to which to
gift you a random amount of sales if you gift. Yeah, it's been quite interesting.
Okay, he's getting the card. Yeah, bro. What the hell did I just read?
Gigachat. What you're acting she's gonna set the next goal as because 210 has been
and gone yeah I wonder if she knew that that it was gonna happen while she was
asleep no idea maybe well you know what that means
Let's try to hit 233 before she wakes up.
It's so close!
That was actually insane though.
It's so close.
The time is now.
The time to strike is now.
When do we get another opportunity like this?
Fuck the moon!
Fuck the moon!
Fuck the moon!
I'm kind of thinking for the TF3.
Yeah!
When will another opportunity like this happen again?
We'll never know.
So the time to strike is now.
Fuck the moon.
Take a chat.
We must fuck the moon together.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
That being has been quiet for a while.
Yeah, because I'm shy.
Hi, shy.
Stop being shy.
Wake up.
Yeah, so you have one chance to fuck the moon.
Yeah.
Pay the tax?
Oh yeah, that was a bit of a munchie.
What was the tax again?
Oh my god.
Basically, if you give a switch, we'll give a random amount of subs between one and god
knows how much.
Maybe even a hundred.
Right, so how many do I have to give?
Five.
If you want, then we'll give five.
Because I think every like every five or something which wants to gives like a
small amount or something or a big amount.
5 plus 1.
I was unlucky with mine every time I get this live I just got plus 1.
I think I had like plus 3 I think is the most that I got.
Man, you don't have to but we'll judge you if you don't
No judging
No judging
Encouragement encouragement no shaming dude. I can't believe what that hit check
encourage oh
Any and none any and no it's not someone said check pop subgifter in the channel and a week
the top of this little twitch.
That's crazy.
Yeah, that happened to be there when I joined the call.
When I joined the call, Twitch wasn't on that leaderboard.
Oh, fuck.
So in the past, was it six and a half hours that I've
been here?
We went from four minutes on the clock to 26 and a half
hours, and Twitch has got top leaderboards.
So I can gamble.
Yeah, you can gamble.
So I can gamble literally to gift myself Twitch subs,
and then maybe twitch gives me more
yeah
so for every 5 you give me, there's a chance that I'll be more than one
yeah but then I just gift myself
dude, infinite money glitch
what the hell
I'm kidding
oh man
yeah, I can gift myself 5
thank god my game
oh my god
Yeah.
Scambler.
Gambler.
Scambler.
Scambler.
Scambler.
This is vachari.
Exactly.
And this is vachari.
You're helping out monthly.
You're helping out charity.
And even if you can't, good, it's OK.
Your encouragement and your participation in chat is appreciated.
How the hell is this whole?
The whole sub-a-thon been a nail-biting edge of us sometimes with our 20k viewers
and not like it out in their world.
with 8k people decided to dump in that weapon because I'm a bud influence
today today to which implemented the whole five give-it-saves or add another
or add a random amount to itself yeah we're taking this opportunity to fuck
the moon that was also big and that was also a big selling point yeah
oh yeah she's moving she's moving oh oh oh
Oh!
Awama awake?
He's staring.
Her eyes are blinking.
She's recoiling.
She's opening her mouth.
A-ma-ma!
A-ma-ma!
A-ma-ma!
A-ma-ma!
A-ma-ma!
A-ma-ma!
A-ma-ma!
Oh, yes.
That's the ass.
Dude, the worm is creeping me out.
No!
It's cute!
No, it's cute.
It's the way it moves.
It moves like a worm.
What do you expect?
I think she's so, I think she's so, maybe she's insane.
I think she's so horrid.
Maybe.
Immuted?
Immuted?
She's just mutated.
What the fuck?
Yaaah, good morning!
I'm wearing.
Good morning.
How was your sleep?
I slept too long and I ran to run my eyes
because I saw the timer and I'm like, what the fuck?
Is it me?
No.
No!
No!
It's been a very bad influence and I'm not sorry.
Yeah!
I did absolutely nothing but...
I was being...
Oh my God! What the fuck?!
Look! You're at a 221K!
Yeah, absolutely.
Oh, great!
No!
What the fuck?!
Yeah!
That has been on the 5 Gang. Twitch has a thing right now where if you give like 5 subs or every 5 subs, Twitch will give the random amount on top of it too.
Yeah, it's an infant money glitch.
and money glitch
yeah so we were like
it was literally about what
six and a half hours ago
there was about four minutes left on the timer
and then it started and then we were like
okay chat let's fuck the moon
and then we were like
let's fuck the moon
I went to say
fuck the mountain
let's go to the moon
and set it wrong
fuck the moon
Let's go!
Let's go!
Oh, God!
Oh, Mousy!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Yeah, chat's been absolutely delightful.
Yeah.
Very proud of them.
Let's go!
Gigachat!
Together strong.
Chat together strong.
Oh, sorry.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
They just keep giving.
Let's go.
Oh yeah, chat with them stuff like Mars next.
Just the head blue.
Yeah.
Yeah, so it's the mountain, now the moon,
and now they're thinking about Mars.
Hey, don't we have a second moon now?
For a bit?
Do we?
Yeah, for a little bit.
Like a moon?
Yeah, for a little bit.
Where?
It's this weekend.
This weekend?
Wait, what?
Yeah.
Fuck both of the moons.
But maybe moon to orbit Earth for two months.
Does that mean the Earth has balls?
Fucking crazy.
Earth and moons.
Let's fuck that moon too!
Moons and balls.
Oh yeah, it does look like a joke.
Many many moons.
no bullbun
hey right
actually terrifying though
it is
that's scary what the fuck
wait we're a mini moon
i don't feel the mini moon
mini moon
someone said we got the moon pregnant
and now i have a mini moon
what the
is that how it works
when one moon and another
love each other very much
they make a mini moon oh my god baby moon you fucked the moon so hard you made a
mini moon so you did that that's crazy you did that you did that you did that oh
Oh my god.
Round what?
The Milky Way.
It's actually insane.
That is pretty insane.
I have no idea.
Me neither.
What the?
Why?
I don't even know.
The space visitor will be around from September 29th for a couple of months before escaping the Earth's gravity again.
Oh, BBC siren just in front of me.
Yeah, oh my god.
Welcome to the BBC News.
A small asteroid is going to be captured by Earth's gravitational pull and temporarily become a mini-moon.
Sadly, the second moon is too small to be seen.
Is it the second moon?
Oh, apparently, unless you have a telescope.
Oh, man, fuck that shit.
I know.
I want to see the moon.
I want to see the moon, too.
I'm sure NASA will have some sort of live stream
or something to watch, like they do for all the eclipse in the moon.
I stream the moon.
Live streamed out by the moon.
The chibi moon.
The chibi moon.
The chibi moon.
It's not just chibi anyway.
I need to borrow a chibby.
Chibby!
Chibby!
Chibby!
A chibby moon.
Chibby moon.
Moon dang.
Okay.
What?
What?
Wow!
I'll be your minion.
No, not chibby.
No, not chibby.
No!
No!
No!
No!
Chibby.
What?
Chibby.
Chibby moon.
Chibby moon.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm trying to get a basement job and can't route them up.
Fuck the moon.
I'm about in point.
I'm almost 27 hours on the...
I was about to say 27 hours on the moon.
I swear I thought it was broken.
Nope, it's very real.
I don't think what the fuck...
It's real.
Also, you hit an extra goal above what you were.
I can't believe what I'm seeing.
You better believe that it's real.
Yeah, Mary and Knight said if they hit 220k before you woke up,
me and Knight would also drop another 100 or so on top of it.
Yeah!
They like pushed it really hard to get it and it was amazing to see.
Yeah.
And everyone loves the five gang.
Everyone's been just gifting subs, five subs, left and right.
It's crazy.
But I must say also, do you see how many twitches gifted you?
Look at your leaderboard.
Look at your leaderboard.
What the fuck?
Switch!
important. Yeah, it's what we're saying. It's even money.
If you if you look at the, um, you know, the live chat, looking
there at the meme I made. Oh, my God, they literally
sped run your leaderboard.
I'm so true. Yeah, look at it. It's hilarious.
That's crazy. I know.
That's an insane amount.
That is absolutely insane. What the fuck?
Oh, yeah.
27 hours on that timer!
They can do it. They can do it.
Let's go.
The feature is not coming back next year, so worry.
You gotta make the most of it now!
The time is now!
This is crazy.
You're- oh my god.
I have a whole like 11k on top of a 210k goal that you put up when you went to sleep.
Jesus Christ!
Oh!
Zyzus!
Yoooo!
There's no game coming! Let's gooooo!
Oh, 18 subs!
From Twitch!
Thanks, Twitch!
Yoooo!
What's fucking going on?
That's the craziest one we've seen so far.
I'll see if someone gifted 5 and then Twitch gifted 27 on top of it.
top of it. Every 5 you gift, it gifts 1 with a chance to drop more on top of that and it's
random. So you drop 5. Yeah, that's why I've been gambling the fuck out of it. That's not
saying it's infant money glitch. You just keep gifting. Yeah, 5 gang is the play. 5
Ganga is 100% the flare. Yeah, that was fucking crazy. That doesn't say anything. I know.
27 hours! 27 hours, what the hell! You're here for 27 hours, Muzzi.
I know for like fucking three days in a fucking row it's like at one minute thirty.
There you go.
I want to thank you for the gift and some thank you.
Let's go.
It's totally random.
What the fuck?
It is random.
It's a Chris, Chris the Finneza, gifted five and then Twitch gifted fifty oh.
What the fuck?
I'm in the pool
Oh, Simon's in the pool!
I'm an ice-dog!
I'm a-
She's a-
I'm an avatar
Ah!
Ah-
Ah-
Ah-
Now I'm gonna shake my head and put a slapper and arrow on there
Oh, oh my god!
No, don't attack! What the-
Don't let the duck distract you
Five gifted subs in the chat
Yoooooooooooo!
I think you're gonna find me with a 10-30 feet.
Let's go!
Yo!
Hell yeah!
Oh my god.
I think we saw your eyes go like,
What?
What?
I'm broken now cause my eyes were blurry and I thought,
What the fuck?
And then I saw it and I thought,
Oh shit, did the timer break again?
But then I was like, that doesn't make any sense because then it would be a zero.
Yeah.
You fell in love with me. I get to sell water to you for the five gifted shugs.
I was so confused.
I'm putting a bounty on Cyrus.
Don't kill me. I'll whoop your ass.
no look at me
attack!
SIREN!
they're fighting
come on, we'll be alright
so, hero, thank you guys so much for the episode
thank you
oh, attacking again
I'm coming back
you want
you want some of this heat
oh no, he killed you
I just got on there and I get to not only support you but an amazing cause raise
the timer can we have 10 gifted subs in chat you don't know you don't know I thought you were
saying you don't know it's okay I got you to kind job where I'll wrap where you have to say
nothing they say absolutely nothing they do this they let the what is that in
their hand iron is that a weight I don't know they let them they let the weights
do the talking okay I think it is because it's not like a little like
what is that headband yeah oh my god I'm mentioning of that youtuber and
and Natalie or something, where he like dresses up as a janitor and then he pretends to like
oh yeah
your technique is wrong, let me help you, let me show you how it's done and he lifts like
weights like 10 times stronger than the person you are
I'm gonna buy you a drink of soju
let's go
oh right it's a 20 plus one
oh my god have you been here all oh my goodness i'm so sorry
I pretty much got back from America and then seeing that no one was babysitting so I jumped straight in.
Oh my god!
Yeah!
You're too kind, thank you.
It's been a pleasure, but I'm gonna die.
Baby shittling.
It's okay.
I've been here for, what was it?
Are you just coming up to Seven Islands?
Yeah!
Baby is so much.
Let's go.
Yeah, I'm gonna go crush the fuck out.
Wake up.
Right.
Goodnight.
It's okay. I'm glad you had a good sleep.
Thank you.
It's been a delight. They've been absolutely amazing.
Just a fucking big, huge round of applause to them.
Thank you.
Great chat. Live gang.
Fuck the moon.
Fuck the moon.
Where else are you guys later?
Yeah guys, later.
I'm gonna go to my ending there if you want.
Twitch alone is responsible for over 8 hours on the timer.
What the moon?
Yeah, Twitch.
Thank you so much for the gifted show, thank you.
That's crazy!
You're almost at 28 hours on the clock.
Yeah.
You're pushing through the 7th and the 8th.
What the fuck?
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna be right back.
I'm sorry, I just woke up already.
I was so shocked that he would go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
Hold down the 4th.
Oh, peace, girl.
Fuck the moon!
Five gifted thumbs in the chat.
Thumbs in the chat, let's go!
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Check if we get to 28 hours on the clock.
Before, before Mousy comes back from the bathroom.
Yeah, my duck got my, my duck's ass got whooped by it.
You're supposed to need an avatar as well.
I know, I was, no one unfroze me.
No one, so they're just hitting the fucking edge cube.
I was supposed to be the avatar.
I f-fucked up, I guess.
Psyduck, yeah.
I was a weak Psyduck.
Woo woo woo woo.
Five gang, let's go!
Five plus three hill, yeah, I don't know how.
Cat says, cease, fuck the moon!
with a lot of O's. Yaaas gang let's gooooo! Hell yeah. More moon fucking wait what? What?
Oh my god. Are you supposed to- I still can't believe you said about the mini moon. My
pan. I still can't believe that we're going to get a mini moon. I mean it's crazy too
because like it's orbiting around Earth. Imagine if it was like a little bit to the side it would have hit Earth, you know what I mean?
Oh god, and it's gonna be there for a couple of months.
Yeah, but like think about it, it could have hit Earth.
It's like just a random ass fucking country or something, just getting a fucking bit more of it than anything.
No!
An asteroid.
Asteroid.
Plop, get out of orbit, get out of orbit, get out of orbit.
That is the thing.
It's only the size of a double-decker bus.
Can you imagine if that ladder was someone's house?
Think about that.
Oh my god.
And the impact would be crazy.
That's a bus.
Oh my god. What about the moon?
We're fucking the moon.
Oh!
Five gang!
Five gifted sub gang!
That's where it's at.
Five gifted subs.
The sweet spot more than five is also appreciated too. Oh
My god, all of the ducks are moving towards the right hand side. They're coming to attack mousey. Oh
Every time people say the moon I just think of my George mask
Yeah, I'm grabbed
wrapped
It's not a day in chat the one who murdered you that's fucked up. Where are they?
I see you. Why are you typing ah ah ah ah?
What the hell?
What the hell? Ah ah ah.
28 hours on the set.
Can we get to 28 hours?
I need five good subs.
Twitch is doing a bonus sub thing right now.
So if you guys get five subs, there will be a bonus.
Yeah, eat the ridge.
Eat?
Eat the ridge.
Oh, whatever it was.
I don't even remember what...
You see a WASD to move your duck in chat?
Well, my duck is dead.
You can't tell me that after it dies.
Wait, did one of the ducks drown?
Oh no, that's a cement duck, so it's like...
at the bottom of the pool because it's too heavy, you can't float.
Damn, it's like me.
Damn.
We saw you at the bottom of the pool?
Yeah.
Damn.
What are you doing down there?
You're waiting, lying in wait until, actually no, that would be, there would be a mortal
one day because no one can target them.
That's crazy.
But you were like, I saw the ice cube, how did you get hit?
I don't know.
There are glaciers that float above the surface.
Well speaking of ducks, did you see that duck game I got released yesterday?
What duck game?
It's called Ducksight, it's like Rust, but you play as ducks and you fly around and shoot guns.
I think I saw that, I played it.
It looks so goofy.
I played it and it was the stupidest shit ever, but it was so funny.
I think I played it on like a beta.
Yeah, I played this on beta.
It's out now.
It's like early access of anything.
It was fun when I played it.
It was so goofy.
Yay.
10 plus 3.
Yeah, let's go.
10 minutes away from 28.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, Chad.
Let's go, guys.
Let's go.
We're so close to 28 hours.
But the moon!
Oh, Chad!
Dude, that is a lot!
Wait, wait, what did Twitch do?
They doubled up!
Oh, uh, yo!
Twitch with the one to one, jazz with the five, and Twitch with the five, five plus five?
Yo?
Guys are insane.
This is insane!
Fuck the moon, it maxed out!
The five get the subs as well.
And the resub by Tama.
Let's go! Make sure to thank your sub-gifters, chat, please.
What? What if you got gifted by Twitch? Thank you, Twitch!
God.
Yeah, Twitch is almost at 3k on the leaderboard. It's crazy.
We gotta break the record!
Fuck the moon! We're reached 28 hours on the timer!
We're almost at 222k!
You guys are insane!
chat together strong giga chat oh the timer it's crazy yeah the timer chat did you realize
the timers are almost at 28 hours jt and night nitrous and the alpha star let's go in the egg
the one. And Ludixon. Yooo my god! Let's go Fuzzy. Yooo. Wait no, I wasn't the one
who started the fuck the moon thing, that was Cat. Why am I taking responsibility for
parenting the fuck the moon? What? A bubble. Um, it wasn't me who just started, it
I wish Cat
Yeah, Cat started and we did it
We fucked the moon
That's so funny
That's our child
Oh my god
Or we're doing around the Earth
IPN caveman told us about the moon
Does that make you the doctor?
Ok, let's break this down
So Cat started saying
Fuck the moon
Okay, how how deep is this lawn going so I'm okay, so cat said fuck the moon
But then chapter seated to try and fuck the moon
IPN came in and told chat
There's gonna be a mini moon
Came in the chest guys
We're the father I
I
Did an AOE I didn't AOE like I
Didn't AOE burn because chat wanted to get like
insulted and then I intern insulted myself
So then chat called me stepmom I
Don't want to be stepmom
What the hell is happening?
It was so funny because when I came in here, everybody was writing Scatter because I think
you guys were singing like the goodnight song.
Yeah, yeah.
And I was like, oh wow, I'm just here to tell you about the baby and you're all running
away.
No, no.
No, it's because they do Scatter when she moves around to waking up.
That's why.
Yeah.
I thought they were getting milk.
No, no, no, no.
Cat was trying to say fuck the mountain to the moon or something and then instead she
just omitted the words in the middle and said fuck the moon instead.
So it became fuck the moon.
And then I learned the lore of the reason why Mouse said fuck the mountain, like, you
know, like overcoming the mountain.
So fuck the mountain.
I got a lore dump today.
Yeah.
she's not sleeping she's using the restroom she's woke up yeah yeah she's
waking up she's she is absolutely flabbergasted at the fact that there
are 28 hours on the timer right now so before she left before she left me with
20 see it's 27 yeah come back to it mother said yeah we have to keep it
and tied together strong so
I'm supposed to come in and break the news to you guys about the mini moon, but it's not a tax
Yeah, you have the taxes to tell us you know we pay the doctor we pay the doctor we pay the doctor thing to live with the new
Oh my god, wait does that mean that you helped?
because you got tags I guess I guess so so you took part in it you took part in
fucking the moon this is a group effort crazy
Jessal, let's go!
Oh my, oh my my.
Yeah.
Twitch is gonna re-k.
Wait, actually?
Almost, almost.
It said 2932.
Yo, Jessal!
Hell yeah.
Together as a team!
What?
What is happening?
I guess so.
I guess we're doing it together as a team.
Thank you, J2v10!
Yo!
This is so absurd.
This is crazy.
You guys are literally...
I think you guys got to 222!
Yo!
Guys, we almost robbed Twitch of 15k.
Oh my god.
Oh boba. That's a lot. That's insane.
Salafon Doodles merch. Oh 225K Salafon Doodles merch. I just noticed that.
Yeah apparently it started at just under 209K I think. Before she slept maybe.
Well now it's at 222k. Chat, you did that. With the help of Kat earlier, baby-sitting as well.
You guys did that. Chat together strong.
And we're gonna give each other medals. Like the Obama meme.
Like the Obama meme?
what the hell yeah yeah and also at was it 220k cat and night we're like
gifting a hundred yo 15 on a five chat do you understand five gifted subs is
like the sweet spot. It's crazy. 5 plus 15 set. You could be that lucky, you could be
that lucky person. Sylphane! Oh my god, hi! Yo! Five gifted songs. Let's go.
Twisted just like having a twitch HQ right now just having an emergency meeting about
Well Valorant is sponsoring this this September. It's it's all right. Don't feel bad ever Twitch. It's it's all right games is money
And as Kant said earlier, I think it's the e-dating money
The e-dating money on Valorant
Master feast let's go
Five plus five let's go
oh my god it's all going to a good cause in the end so chat remember it's for
charity exclamation mark idea for charity for a good cause thank you
Saiba god Mia sockies feet what the hell so you read out so the only one that
that you read out in a while is the one that has a foot in it?
That's...
That's...
Yeah?
Yeah, I feel it?
Huh?
Did I keep it?
Azure Prime, 105 is one!
You're okay!
Okay, how do you do it?
Listen, I'm not a teacher.
Okay, relax.
Yeah, okay, I feel it.
Okay, talk your shit, okay, okay.
That's suspicious.
That's weird.
My fucking guy, that is crazy.
Dude, that's crazy dude.
I feel like they know.
Of course they know. Every time I talk to Malachi, she mentions it.
Oh my God.
Where you at?
I'm five years old.
Oh yeah, by the way, Malachi is awake.
She's just getting ready for her day. She's in a bathroom. She's waking up.
She's already awake. She's just rushing in and out.
Yeah!
Massey will be back soon.
So in the meantime, maybe we could maybe try this 29 hours on my phone.
That's weird.
That's weird.
Massey's like a bike.
Dude, you guys are fucking funny, dude.
Yeah, we gotta smash the subcounter.
You guys are so...
You guys are on drag.
It's crazy out here.
What the...
Yeah, five gang is where it's at, Chad.
Five good subs is where it's at.
That's a pretty nice amount.
Oh my god.
wait they was like they have a book on me that you duck
Rick we am yo Papa Rock yo I don't know how you guys catch it so fast you
guys were instantly like five plus two five plus ten five plus one I'm just
like Jesus I can't even see I can't change move so fast oh my god he sees
so happy and so shocked and surprised and she thought that the timer was broken
you guys did a great job hell yeah
Wobblejack I got a gift of time to give back and a gift of five
so cute welcome in brother we're gonna fuck the moon together
what the fuck what the hell so wholesome and then you're like let's fuck the moon
Dude, what do you mean fucking the moon together is wholesome too?
Okay.
I'm sorry, my bad.
My bad, sorry.
Wow.
I love wholesome activities like fucking the moon together with chat.
That's amazing.
Let's go.
What the hell?
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
That's all.
Hold the hand.
Did he take it out to dinner first?
Did he would take it out to dinner first?
That's crazy.
That's all began because of Cat.
Oh yes.
Cat started the Fuck the Moon movement.
Hon hon, holy is a sin.
Did you see what I saw?
Did you see what I saw?
The long frog says the moon can't last 28 hours like I can
What?
Oh, she had an Asuna with a fan and Twitch magical 16.
16? That's insane.
You guys are funny as hell.
And then you have Echis, Echis, Echis.
Triple X.
A bubble.
Echis P.
Echis P.
Wait, what is that?
Wait what?
What is that last message?
What the fuck?
That last line?
Wait wait wait wait wait wait!
Oh, Mellies Baker!
Oh, oh yeah!
Wait wait wait!
Don't twitch dry, fuck the moon, get IPN feet!
Guys, stop!
Like that person said earlier, I'll put him on foot now.
Oh shit, you guys are close to...
It's close to, um, uh, 222, 222, 222k, 222k.
Guys, stop.
Oh my god.
28 hours, yeah, you better believe it.
Wait, they just keep going.
Wait a minute.
Dude, it's gotten so bad.
It's only Mausie who said it, and it's gotten so bad when I met new people, they're like,
Yeah, you're the guy that likes feet, I'm like, what?
Wait, that's what Mousey said?
Yeah, yeah, Mousey says, no, Mousey
keeps saying that I'm the guy that likes feet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because of the Minecraft thing that happened.
So now when I've been to events, I'm like, calm.
And then they, and I've introduced myself to people
and they're like, oh my god, I know you.
I was like, what, for what?
And I'm like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
And they're like, yeah, you're the guy that likes feet.
I'm like, what?
That is crazy.
Hey, that's funny as hell.
No, it's not.
Yes it is.
It's funny for me because I'm not you, so it's funny.
As they said that, it was like, some of them
started tucking in waiters' sheets.
Dude, I don't know.
Blah.
No, I'm free.
That's not funny.
What the fuck, bro?
That was Bob, yo.
You guys are getting in there.
That's cool.
Make sure that's that. Thank you, subgifter. What the fuck?
Yeah, if it were me, I would've been like,
um, but since it's you, I can laugh at it.
It's funny.
Because it's me?
Yeah, because it's you. It's because it's not me.
What have I ever done?
Nothing, it was just the fact that it's not me
that I'm laughing.
Hee hee hee.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Anyways, can I be in sleep?
That's a funny it's okay. Oh shit
Yeah, oh
fucked
11 on top of a 10. Thank you. Just table
21. Oh my god 3k
Wait, oh
So guys we robbed twitch from 15k
Twitch has 309k
That's crazy. You guys are insane. Let's go 22k 222 chat. You're almost there. Oh mama
and timer got this high because of chat and twitches currently adding subs on top of
five of the subs and above I think. Guys now she woke up and saw the timer didn't
She believed it, rubbed her eyes, and as she was talking about it, cried, went to the bathroom
now when it was like 27 hours, and then now it's like soon 29, and she's going to be
like just a surprise.
Yeah!
Oh my god, chat!
Let's get it to 29!
Oh, we had 2-2-2-2!
Yo!
Let's go!
Yo, let's go!
Triple 2, triple 2!
You better believe it, chat.
Almost 29 hours on the clock.
So we passed 2-2-2, do we all make a wish?
oh my god
um
stop
when i hear you laugh i just know what it is about
we're both seeing the same comment
uh luna she's she's awake she's just at the restroom getting ready
yeah yeah yeah she's yeah she's she's awake she'll be back soon
she's the funniest child i've ever seen
Give IP and his wish is crazy.
Yeah, I must have a showering of socks on just to prove a point of how much I dislike people.
What the hell?
That's funny as hell.
Get a shower of socks, sweep of socks.
Wait, will that prove your point more because you're protecting what you most love?
You can't win, that's true.
I'm gonna get madge.
No, don't get madge.
it's your charity where you should clean up the mess
no it's okay
it's in my eyes
dude what if this actually becomes my legacy and then it's like
and I was like I'm at like a job interview and then we feel like oh so we looked you up and you know
since you have you know you like feel a lot and that becomes a problem you know what I mean
it becomes your legacy
it already is your legacy
I
Fuck wait, I thought that coefficient is into feet but I can't take it to another level
That is
But on this laughing gonna make me have like a one-pack
What the fuck?
The Toad Faited is crazy!
Your balls doesn't leave the feet, Matlone.
As if that's gonna help and when you call me fucking feet, man!
Fuck!
I think it toasts!
It's crazy.
Bruno, did you see the one I saw?
No, probably not.
I was looking away.
Good.
You know what that's just how it is.
If you get bullied online, just look away.
Oh my god
This funny
This is so funny. I bet I can wear the weird feet shoes. Do you have like those crocs that has like feet?
individual
That's so funny
It's okay. I'm gonna tell mouse me you guys and then she's gonna yell at you
She probably laughed you
Okay, damn! Jesus Christ! How many you got on your desk?
Oh my god. Me too.
Enough.
You want me to do like one swipe?
Like a singular swipe?
Do it.
Okay, one swipe.
Oh my god
Bro that was only a little bit. That's only a tiny bit. That's crazy. I
Mean, I heard you drop one
Oh god, but I can't just like throw it away because like I live in a country where like you get
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck, do I just read it?
Oh my god.
I closed my eyes.
Yeah, it's okay.
Eyes are crazy.
I closed my eyes.
It's so funny.
Fuck the moon, guys.
Fuck the moon.
Fuck the moon.
We're at 2825.
Mousy is awake.
She's in the bathroom getting ready for her day chat.
Can we get to 29 hours?
The only half way here. Oh my god, and you're already passed by triple two triple two as well
Let's go
Let's go
Five gang where you at five gang?
Five gang is a sweet spot
Oh
The next one to triple two four twenty five gang rise up we gotta fuck the moon
Hmm, I was saying fuck the moon because
Lore walk it here's the Lord Mouse. He said fuck the mountain. Yeah
Um, Mousy said fuck the mountain and then Kat said, Kat wanted to say fuck the mountain
to the moon, but instead she said fuck the moon, because she missed out the middle words.
So now we're just rolling with fuck the moon.
Siren the step-moon mommy, okay.
What?
Who said that?
Oh, I see it.
You got the heck out of it too.
IPN the Feetmaster
Katie the Moonbanger and Simon the Step-Moon Mommy. What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
Damn you're getting teased
You're getting owned. It's okay. It's for charity
Copium
It's for tea.
Actual copium.
Beep, beep, beep, copium.
Copium dosage increasing.
Oh my god.
For charity.
Fuck the moon.
For charity.
Let's get IPN feet for charity.
Fuck the moon for charity.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding,
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm just messing.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Yo, Bex!
What are these ponds?
They're wrapped up.
Oh my god!
What the fuck did you eat?
Do you want to read it out to the chat?
Wait, let me find it.
Is it gone?
No.
The Bukhakan of Moon for charity.
Nasty as hell.
Anyways, what the fuck?
What the fuck? Oh my god, car bono. Car bono. Car bono.
What the fuck these, what the fuck these comments were?
Let's go chat, okay? Let's go chat. Let's go.
Hey listen, we're just reading out what chat has been saying, okay?
We are the voice of chat at the moment.
We're just reading out what chat is saying.
Don't get the wrong idea, we're just the messenger.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What?
Some people are so confused, they've probably just got here and are like, what is happening?
What the fuck did I just-?
Okay, I'm not reading that out.
I'm good. Thank you. I'm good. I'm very good. Thank you
New chatters are like what the hell I will concede. I am so confused. Hi so confused
Welcome to iron mouse's suba fun where 50% of proceeds go to charity
Exclamation mark IDF. Let's raise the timer. Let's break the record
Imagine the character just like, oh guys, this is the person who's streaming and they're doing this and this and that and they don't even know what Twitch is like, oh let's check it out.
And the scene is changing like, yeah, fuck the moon!
Oh my god. Oh my god. And boba.
Okay
How long are you gonna be awake for Ipn?
Not sure I'm like I'm at the point why cuz I
Been on new meds. I was like I've been sleeping like 16 to 18 hours for the past few days
Oh my god, so now I'm just like it's been like a week now
Sometimes I'm gonna get used to it so it's like now I'm gonna get to the point where I don't sleep at all
So I'm just like I'm gonna end up sleeping when I'm bored. Oh
Wake up
These people are wild okay, well, I'll be back in a bit
Okay, where are you going?
You're gonna leave me here all by myself
What I've been saying yeah, I'm facing you
I'll be back. I'll be back in a bit
Anyways, fuck the moon. Oh
Shit shit. Okay. She didn't leave shit. She only muted
All right, now I'm all by myself with you guys. Hopefully your mouse. He comes back soon
How are you guys doing? Do you prefer your feet? Dude, what the fuck?
I'm the last person for you to ask about anything relationship-wise.
I'm telling you right now, I literally taught myself how to cook because I've accepted
I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life.
What color you told me to stop?
I've been single for years.
I don't know.
I've never been in a jar, never.
So you thought if you weren't alone, so it would cook for you?
No, it's like a survival thing.
Like I have to cook to be able to, like, live by myself, you know?
What about games?
What do you play?
So, I was a professional cyber athlete for Apex and Overwatch, and I kind of hate those
games, but I kind of like, I'm stuck playing it because I'm like, addicted, you know?
But I play any game, any game.
You're a great IP and- no, you guys are.
Dude.
Are you guys like, do you guys even realize like what you guys are doing?
You guys are literally being part of making fucking history.
It is insane what you guys have been doing.
Over what? Yeah, I quit when I before I got bad.
Everyone's like giving the moot...
Dude, I...
I'm not a feat guy, guys. So...
That's what being so cool about the jokes you're a chap, I did it.
That's, that's the thing I want for everybody.
I want everybody to be comfortable, say whatever you want, do whatever you want, it's all fun
and games.
Even if it's serious or whatever it's like, people like to have their opinions, that's
what people are saying.
Just accept that and own it is much better, but that's the thing, I don't want to deceive
people.
I want to be honest with you, you know what I mean?
Hey, I'm just being honest.
Ippon is optimistically single his bed is half-full
What about Freerun's feet? Dude, I'm not into that stuff
When it comes to Freerun, dude guys, how many of you guys watch Freerun? Can you guys guess who my favorite character is?
I'd actually be very surprised if you guys can guess which character is my favorite from Freerun. The priest
Fiestaric? No
He's actually Isen. Isen is my favorite. Yeah, I see some Isens in there. Dude, Isen is the funniest motherfucker out there
And I love him. Oh my god. I forgot about that when you guys didn't you guys remind me of that fucking
armpit gate
Jesus Christ, they knew what they were doing
Thank you sip
They were at 28 hours and a half
And I was just wondering like she's gonna be coming back any minute soon
Any shows you're looking forward to?
Okay, I've been watching this is not anime though. I've been watching. I just watched shogun, which is like absolutely fantastic
And then I'm looking forward to Damdadan. I really want to watch Damdadan.
After I hit your like arm is too... No, Chara, stop! Don't go there!
I think she left at 27. Yeah, she woke up to 26, couldn't believe it, rubbed her eyes,
and then we're already at like 28 and a half. Oh my, that's Zip again, with a number of five.
Okay, I'm not reading that. Damdadan, great. I guess I know some people watch it like early
in at AX. Dude, we're already like soon hitting the next goal for 225K. And we've actually
robbed Twitch from 15K. Think about that. We've actually robbed, actually it's not robbing,
it's what, dude, we're like fucking Robin Hood. Think about it. We're taking from Twitch
and giving it to charity. Guys, we're actually Robin Hood. It's 18K, my bad. Sorry. Oh
Oh my god, what did I just read?
No, no, don't get it twisted.
The only thing we're fucking is the moon.
The goal is to keep surprising Mousy exactly.
Thank you, Hitoshura.
And Grandmaster Ranji.
Yep, 28 hours.
Wait, is it actually true?
I've been busy for the past few days because I've been sleeping so much.
Is it actually true that for like three days,
the time it went down to like a minute left almost,
and now it's like 28 and a half?
Can you guys confirm on that?
Or am I like getting my...
So you guys have been keeping this shit alive for 3 days on fucking the last minute and
then now it's a 28 and a half.
That's fucking crazy.
I'm actually impressed.
And you guys got the moon pregnant and gave birth to a mini moon.
Lowest was around 40 to 50, dude it was like on the last fucking minute, like second.
And then you guys keep surprising.
Imagine did mousey just like woke up sod and I was thought it was broken when she realized it wasn't it just like started crying
And I was quiet because like the thing is like what other people?
that are like
Like genuine good people start crying did I I was quiet because I just started like tearing up to you
But I didn't want to say anything
Because I'm so bad at
Having like someone close me start crying. Yeah, it's touching. Yeah
Yeah.
Wait, wait.
Holy shit.
I can't miss the old Alliance days.
Do you still keep touch with Andy from the Comp Apex Desk?
Yes, almost everybody.
Holy shit.
Someone who doesn't know me as the feat guy, but as my professional days?
Holy.
You, sir?
Wait, what's your name?
I remember your name.
I'm Horbit.
Atlas, you made my week.
Every day I wake up to get bullied.
All the count.
I know you play with fruit and zen a lot, yeah, yeah, it's always a pleasure.
So it's like I've always been the guy that like people just like hit up to like invite
to play because like since I play a lot of games like a high level, so like I just love
teaching people like or like making sure that people have fun, you know what I mean?
It's the same like when I play apex it's like I don't like having like people like
what like you know
see me carry says more like
i want everybody to have fun
and make sure that they have a good time
by the way what about feet also don't really jump uh... yeah i'm just
i'm just a guy i just exist
and apparently chaffings i like speed but that's not the case so
don't believe them
i know you from michi rosen did at this point who's not roasting me
did guys even you guys are roasting me and bullying me
it's like a trend everywhere i go
Alright someone said I'm going to sleep. Good night. Have a good night's sleep. Embrace it. Is it deserved? Is it? Maybe it is.
You're just so roastable. I mean I'm a shrimp B2 bathroll. I guess so.
220,000 360 subs. And it keeps coming. Random man with another 5 as well.
Dude. Ghost Kaiji as well. Actual Giga Jebs.
Dude she's been in a restaurant for a long time. What if she fell in?
We were just like waiting for it to come back and you'd be like surprised about the numbers that you guys are cooking up right now
Oh my god, I'm actually scared to fuck out of me
So you're freshen up your chat has been bullying me this whole time where they say
They apparently say I like feet, but that's not
What oh
Also, did you see the timer, Mousey?
What the fuck?
I don't know.
Oh, look at me, I'm naked.
What?
Worm, of course.
Thumbs.
So you're freshened up and ready to start your day?
I am freshened, I smell like gummy bears.
Nice.
Yeah, Siren went away for a bit and then she'll come back.
I smell like gummy bears. Perfect for a gummy worm.
Hmm.
So are you like back-backed now?
Yeah, I'm like, back, back, now.
OK, I'm going to cry myself to sleep.
What the, why?
Because people know you like feet?
I don't!
That's the thing.
How come you have that big-ass picture of Anna's feet?
I had a picture on Minecraft of Anna's feet.
It was not the feet.
It was a full image.
Picture with the feet in the front,
like right in the front.
In the corner, in the corner, in the corner.
It was not in the corner.
It was in the front of center of the picture!
It was the main focus of the picture!
And I changed picture every day.
I saw that same picture every day.
Okay, I'm like...
What picture were you changing? A picture behind that picture?
Those are not what pictures do.
We've got to eat that chocolate chips.
What other pictures can happen than that?
No, there was no flipping that one.
It was pure coincidence, I promise.
Okay, so was it her feet?
No, no, no, no.
It's gotten, Mousy, I told them this earlier, it's gotten so bad that when I'm at cons or
events I've actually introduced myself to people, like someone new, and they're like,
oh I know you, you're not a guy that likes feet, I was like, what?
Oh sorry.
And I was like, where did you heard that from?
I said, oh yeah, I remember watching Mousy and she said you like feet, I was like,
oh.
Well you know, I think you like feet.
But as they said that, some people will tuck their feet away.
What the fuck?
Little money to Scarlet, thank you so much for the gift yourselves.
Are you kidding me?
Yes, I'm dead serious.
But I think it's just going to keep...
I don't think it's funny.
I just think it's funny as well.
That's okay, my main mod loves feet.
How's that supposed to make me feel bad?
He's on low speed and he's not afraid to talk about the fact that he's low speed.
Yeah, but I don't like heat though.
That's what they all say.
At one point I'll be gasping so hard that I'll just like, yeah, I'll do it.
Hey, I think you just...
Listen, that's what they all say at first and then they realize that they do.
You broke my busy cubs.
Man, alright, I'm gonna go to bed though.
Good night. I hope you have a great night. Thanks for hanging out.
See you.
Okay. Bye.
My mind.
Sniff the timer.
You gotta slam your clam, you know?
Oh yeah, model pole.
Goodbye, worm.
Real fuck.
Just want to let you know I have made it home safely from California.
Also, it was good to meet you at TwitchCon
and hope all the cinnamon rolls made it to you safely.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It was wonderful to meet you.
Which gift did a sub give to the five gifted subs?
If I get this a sub, ha ha ha!
That's funny.
Peters?
Equinox, thank you so much for the five gifted subs.
I can't, I can't, I can't be a, I can't be a potato.
Not after a full day of worm.
Cancel the poll, cancel, I'm picking my own model today.
Cancel the poll, cancel the poll!
We'll go back to potato.
Potato!
POTATO!
I don't know how many I used.
Eliton...
I think in honor of us passing last year's Sobaton goal...
Let's be this.
Blackberry, yay!
I'm cute, thank you!
You too!
I forgot how to turn off my...
My...
I forgot how to turn off my...
My wings and my...
And my...
My halo.
Oh.
You
Well shark teeth are crazy
What the fuck
Weeens. Oh boy a long time. Did you get a clapper? What's a clapper?
I can go balding. Oh, yeah, I can do this but I can go bald. I did a bit here
So cursed what the fuck?
My sleep was good. My sleep was good. I slept a lot. I'm so sorry it took so long with sleeping
There's been a lot
You know Boba Boba, are we are we doing the we're doing the golf?
The Chad do something
Do me my cinnamon rolls
But cute stop her he has to be stopped stop who?
He has to be stopped everybody. He has to be stopped stop her
Oh my my what is that answers of you see again forgets that she's muted hey mouse
it's me had another bald mouse question how was it to finally take over the role
of Metro man after beating Titan do they still polish your statue in Metro
City does someone just say you're a mega mind and then my mind well it's
Chabab-Taisy. Why? I'm looking. Oh no.
Oh, your Chabab-Taisy is Megamined. It's a cheapy version too.
You know you're like extra Megamined.
Why are you doing this to a female part?
It's in my head.
He's squeaky clean.
I blow-blah.
I blow-blah.
I blow-blah.
I blow-blah.
I blow-blah.
I blow-blah.
I'll be back in 10 minutes if we can go to French.
Okay, okay. Yeah, okay.
I'm no blah blah blah.
I'm no blah blah blah.
Thank you so much for the fight, Ethan.
Thank you.
Yeah, guys, what the fuck?
Today's been crazy. I wake up and I see this.
Bro, I thought the timer was broken.
I thought it was broken.
I was so confused.
I was like, what the fuck?
I've rubbed my eyes multiple times.
Unless you're crying.
This kitty's fucked.
can achieve the impossible. It's true. I believe. I believe. I believe. They, um, I know we
still are going to do Tokyo Game Show, but, uh, having some technical difficulty, so I
think we're just going to do the, uh, Golf of Friends collab, and then after, um, I'm
I'm gonna play dead space. Is this 30 FPS? Am I going 30 FPS? What? Am I going 100 FPS?
Who would that even look like? What would a thousand FPS look like?
Top 10 anime clips in
60 FPS
FPS
F F F F F F F F F F F
4k 60 FPS
Top 10 anime fights
60 frames per papapa, you know what you wish you had a long neck like me.
How many you know?
A lot of people are like, oh your neck is so long.
Look at any anime character, okay?
Nobody has a normal looking neck.
You wanna know why?
Cause it's not aesthetically pleasing to have a normal human neck.
You're made weird.
We're meant to look strange.
I'm just kidding, that's not true.
You look great, Oliver.
Yeah, me and Giga were going to battle for the longest neck.
Humans are weird. We're weird. All creatures are weird.
My snacks? Oh, I got snacks. My mom got me my snacks.
No more fighting. My dad's lucky. My dad's a little sick.
My dad's a little sick, so he was curled up on the couch,
curled up in a ball, like a little baby.
So I couldn't yell at him.
He just went, he just went back to sleep.
He did a little hic, I couldn't, I couldn't, you know,
I couldn't hug him or get close to him or anything.
It was just like a far away, like, oh my dad is sick.
He was curled up in a little ball in his blankie.
Did you tell mom and mom about the timer?
Well, I had to.
Five gang, I have a confession to make.
Every time I did these messages,
I didn't donate $5, donated $6, I'm a fraud.
Five gang, I'm actually six gang.
Oh my gosh.
I guess it's a good thing we all get one extra sub now, right bros?
Six gang.
I thought you'd go into the five gifted subs.
That is crazy that Twitch is like a gotcha right now.
That is insane.
J-Mart, thank you so much for the gifted subs, thank you.
That is absolutely mental.
As bunkers.
Long neck-ass having Jeffrey the giraffe-lay looking like a whole bottle of water.
I'm a bottle-wall.
Gifted subs, keep going, thank you so much for the five gifted subs,
Thank you so much for the 5 gift subs, Captain Obvious, thank you so much for the 5 gift
subs.
I was gonna say CBT and in my head I'm like Captain Bal- Captain Bal, don't you?
Those are the 25 gift subs, holy shit!
Lockdaur, thank you so much for the gift subs, holy shit.
What the fuck?
Guys, this is crazy.
This is crazy, crazy what's happening right now!
Thank you so much for the 25 months.
Holy shit.
Thank you so much for the 25 months, holy crap.
Goomba, thank you so much for the gift and subs.
How can I-
It was a joke.
No jokes here.
No, just kidding.
Oh my god.
This is crazy.
Goomba, thank you so much for the gift and subs.
Ash, thank you so much for the bits.
Shorty, thank you so much for the bits.
Ridiculous, thank you so much for the gift and subs.
I'm Emma miss. Thank you so much for the gift of the subs master of bliss. Thank you so much for the five gifted subs
Lockdor. Thank you again for the five gifted subs Polaris. Thank you for the bittles
Lightning thank you so much for the race of her 47 months
Zanton things also take it that subs Ravi. Thanks so much for the five
Thank you so much for the five get this up and typically do you think you again for being six gang
And so much for the gifted subs natural. Thank you so much for the gift of the subs
Oh, let me get rid of the ducks.
I see the ducks have been crazy today.
Thank you so much for the gifted subs, thank you!
Mama, mama, mama.
Saras Cop and Trey, thank you so much for the gifted subs, Dread and Nacho!
Um, Remy, thank you again, thank you guys so much.
Sir Fluffy, thank you so much for the gift sub, I appreciate it.
And Twitch, thank you so much for the gifted subs.
What is the meaning behind that random ass 20?
It's 283,661
It's the moon that we're gonna fuck
We're fucking the moon
It's the moon
Intraverse, thank you so much for the gift and self-siggy
It's the moon
If you know, you know
Oh my god, I was gonna hit 29 hours
That is insane to me
What the fuck?
Do you know how many times I talked to my mom
And I was like
I was like, how's your thing going?
I was like, oh I think it's gonna end soon.
Rugsie, thank you so much for the gift and subs.
I don't know, we can't rematch.
GameDevEli and thank you so much for the gift and subs.
Thank you.
D, thank you so much for the gift and subs.
You're actually taking money from Valorant
because they're sponsoring the extra...
What?
Is it true?
Is it sponsored by Valorant?
Thank you so much for the gift and subs.
It burns, thank you so much for the gift and subs.
Hazard, thank you so much for the gift and subs.
Thank you so much for the gifts and subs.
What?
Polka face.
Polka face, polka, polka face.
Wait, Elliot, thank you so much for the gifts and subs.
Thank you.
First, hold on.
I'll pick something.
Mm-hmm.
While you slept, we all agreed to get the timer up to at least 96 hours before October 1st.
It's crazy.
Yes you do realize that if we do successfully fuck that mountain you're going to be here until Thanksgiving right?
What? Everyone check it.
Let's fuck that moon, let's go.
Are we fucking the moon?
Okay, sorry about that.
Okay, um, dark, thank you so much for the five gifted subs.
Cooperative, thank you so much for the bitties.
Squissy, thank you so much for the recent for six months.
Cell, thank you so much for the five gifted subs.
Zero, thank you so much for the five gifted subs.
Lost, thank you so much for the five gifted subs.
Thank you so much for the bit, BXV, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs, Rikki, thank you for the 5 gifted subs, J2A, thank you for the 5 gifted subs, you guys are fuckin' insane.
You know that?
Razy.
Aboba.
Aboba.
Hey, bar!
Raise the timer!
Raise the timer!
Oh my god, you're almost at 223.
guys are insane sorry and chat got a level 14 high train oh my my obo boi obo
blah okay let me see what time we're gonna start go for French okay okay
What time is 10pm?
What time is 10pm?
It's 10pm.
Is that in...
In...
At the next hour?
Okay, okay. In 12 minutes?
Okay.
Is it 12...
Yeah, it's 12 minutes.
Maybe 10.30 maybe? Hold on.
Okay.
I'm just down for any time.
Oh!
Oh, thank you so much, thank you so much, thank you so much for the gifted jobs, thank you.
Abubla.
You want to do anything before then I'm done too.
What do you feel like doing?
Abubla.
Da da da da da da da da da.
I'm listening to City Pop.
I know City Pop is pop.
I'm city bap.
City bap.
go see so much of the kids and thumbs up
wasn't BAP a song or something? I don't remember
BAP
yeah it was a Kpop song
BAP
what you gonna do until then?
what you thinking?
Tetris bro. Are you Tetris thing right now?
No, but I was Tetris thing last night, and I was like God how do people do this?
And I was thinking about thinking back on how
crazy everyone was
Okay, while we wait for 10 30 we're gonna pull chat cuz chat is going to be the one sitting the rules
Yeah, or the golf game
No
Oh, no, they're setting the rules so right now we're going to we're gonna run some polls to see
That's so fog
Is that is playing none of us are gonna get
Okay, oh
My god, holy fuck
Crazy would it be if BBR King came in here and asked us to race the timer, imagine.
I already see it. People are like gonna fuck each other from getting it.
Unabled!
The next one is the ball spin.
What?!
Yeah, if ball spin is disabled or enabled.
Okay, I don't even know ball spin was a thing!
Ball spin?
Spin your balls.
We're still talking about golf with friends.
We're still talking about golf with friends.
Okay, okay, okay.
Square balls.
If you can't spin your friends' balls, what are you doing?
Playing golf.
I wouldn't play golf if you can't spin your friends' balls.
You're so right.
Spin their balls.
What happened to our heavenly?
We're sick for heavenly.
We know about heavenly, right?
What about heavenly?
That he only has one ball.
What happened?
He lost one.
He lost one.
You know these husband and kids, it's...
Our next ball
is to allow jumping.
Disabled, enabled one jump,
or super jump.
Jumping!
Super jump.
Yeah, heavenly has one ball.
He has one ball was him was it your fault was it for real like I
Testicular torsion
Yeah, oh I thought oh I thought you would oh I
I thought you were like mods and burn his balls, and then it's just like hi
I don't think I won ball but you are being so real.
Oh, okay, oh no, I'm sorry for your balls loss.
The next one is bouncy ground.
Bouncy ground?
Yeah.
Someone said monobola.
Monobola.
Monobola.
Oh no.
Default medium or high bounce.
Do you want to bounce your balls on the bouncy ground?
Yeah.
I'm gonna hide bounce.
Do you wanna bounce your balls on the bouncy ground?
What?
Do you want to bounce your balls on the bouncy ground?
Yes I want to bounce my balls on the bouncy ground!
See you want to bounce your balls on the bouncy ground!
Yes I want to bounce my balls on the bouncy ground!
What?
Hey what?
I'm going to hurry!
Dory's chatting. Tell her to come to the golf game at 10.30.
Tell her to come now!
What the hell?
Come now!
Just say do you want to pump your balls and see what she said?
Enabled!
The next one is for the ball shape!
Ain't no way!
There's no way!
Bruh.
We're gonna vote on the ball shape triangle square cube cube pyramid why
can't my balls be the normal shape and cube acorn cone or star that has some
I'm gonna stay with it.
Oh my god.
You psycho.
Mila.
Why?
What do they vote for?
You can have star shaped?
Yup star.
You psycho.
Wait eggs?
Egg shaped balls.
God.
In no way now.
Do they actually?
My god they actually.
Fuck are you supposed to bowl with or no golf with star shaped balls?
Cosmic balls.
Well, now we're going to be cosmic eggs.
Cosmic eggs? I still can't believe we're going to get a mini moon.
That's crazy.
That's insane.
Okay, that's it. We have it.
Here are the rules for golf.
Collision enabled.
Ball spin enabled.
Jumping super jump.
Bouncy ground enabled.
Shape egg.
Sape egg?
Oh bruh.
Wait there's an acorn shaped one.
There is an acorn shaped one, but I want egg.
What the fuck are you supposed to...
What the hell?
What the hell?
Egg sickles.
Egg sickles.
Excellent.
Extraordinary.
Excellent.
I'm on the table like a big fucking cock.
So everybody that you have a big cock.
So everybody that you have a big fucking dick today and slap that crime on the fucking table right now!
Bouncy.
Bouncy balls on the bouncy ground.
Oh my god.
Egg ball.
Egg straw.
I've never seen the egg ball.
I didn't even know that you could change the shape of it.
I didn't even know that you could change the shape of your balls.
You can change the shape of anything, including your balls.
I see.
That was pretty interesting.
I didn't know that.
Thank you for letting me.
Oh my god.
You're at 29 and a half hours.
It was so funny when you're like,
Is it broken?
Bro.
I wonder how high we could get the timer too.
The higher it is, the longer I'm here, you know.
Yeah!
let's go keep her here forever it ropes my hands together bro this I didn't know
about the whole bonus gift thing oh yeah gamble well I didn't know I thought it
was just gonna be like oh well every blah blah sounds like I thought it was
every five yeah one sub but now I'm like wow gambler I did not know at all
It took me by surprise when I saw somebody gift like five subs in your chat and then half like
Like 47 or some shit. I don't remember what it was. It was like a crazy high number and I was like, what the fuck
insane
That is pretty insane
Did you ask Ari if she wanted to drop your balls on a bouncy ground?
Hmm. I'll ball back both of the land
Colt of the land.
But on our discurses, clut time.
Clut!
Clut time.
Oh!
Clut.
Yeah, it says clut time.
What?
What does that mean?
That's one, one letter away.
That's colt of the land.
Oh.
I don't know that Call of the Lamb has like multi-player now.
It does?
It's not multiplayer.
I feel like I saw that you can play with other people or some shit.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
Oh, it's local multiplayer.
Okay.
But what if you do like that steam-steam-play or whatever to suck?
I don't remember what it's called. There's an option on Steam.
The remote play. Yeah, that thing. The remote play together.
What if you do that instead? Would that work?
It works that way.
I think remote play can work.
Mmm.
Uh.
Local!
What you think we have French IRL?
I was in elementary school.
God.
You have friends in elementary school?
Look, I get it, son.
We have friends.
Mom's my friend.
My mom trolled, so why was I so trolled?
You think your mom's trolled, too?
Yeah, I assume.
Well, actually, my dad's more of a troll than my mom.
I think both of my friends are trolled.
Yeah, I assume.
I'm sure.
I think both of my friends are trolled.
I think both of my friends did go...
I heard about what your...
Your mom says you're cool?
I think I heard what your dad did to your closet.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I wanted to get snacks and my dad put like a...
and my dad moved all the snacks to the top.
So I was at the top that's like eight feet high that I can never get.
Nooooo!
Then he put a smiley face like on the door..
like a f***忘..
Nooooooooo!
My Dad...
my Dad riggled me after my stream.
F*** if I get this..
doesn't Rick really, what is this?
Yeah, he does.
Yeah, he does.
My Dad's learning.
My Dad's learning about the speed...
Nooooo!
Your Dad knows about skateboarding.
He does know about skateboarding.
Oh God.
It was my sister's birthday and my mom wrapped like five gifts, but like wrapped it so that
there's like three plus layers.
So my sister was sitting there for like five minutes trying to unwrap like one layer, but
I was just laughing.
Ehhh.
Trolls.
A lot of them.
Why are there so- Trolls.
I know I'm so troll. Trolls are even there. Trolls everywhere! Trolls! Oh no, trolls!
Oh my god. I can't believe. Did you teach your dad about skimity?
I did teach my dad about skimity. He teaches the funniest shit in the world.
My dad loves skimity toilet.
That is so... That's funny as hell.
I don't know what to do cuz I thought it was gonna be a little stupid, but it turns out he fucking loves it.
I still don't even know what it is.
He's like, I'm this generation so funny.
What the fuck?
What if he's a zoomer?
He's a zoomer at heart.
He is a zoomer at heart.
Every old man is a young boy inside.
Yeah!
And then I go with Kibbuti.
Kibbuti! Kibbuti!
Kibbuti!
Kibbuti!
You know what? It's true.
He gets to be a kid now.
And that's what it matters to be a kid.
Now he can live out his kid life.
Kibbuti!
He was telling me he wants to get a bike.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Like a cycling? Like a manual bike?
He wants to like bike.
He was like, I want to get a buddy young.
And it's because he saw...
He saw Connor's cycle.
I thought he was mad.
He made me want a bike.
I want a bike like...
I want a bike like that British guy.
They call Connor a fancy boy.
Oh, that's so awesome.
And then I was just like, you know...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It is like, El Conel.
El Conel is El Conel.
I want to do this with El Conel.
Oh my god, he wouldn't be like Connor, oh my god.
You can't ride a bike, you're old, you said, what the heck?
You'll fall and you'll hurt yourself and then you'll say, me hurt myself?
What do you think I am?
Aw, wait, that's so cute though.
And then my mom said, you know what, that's true, you should get him a tricycle.
Oh my god, yeah, you should you should get your dad
That would be funny as hell
Pop a mouse on a tricycle, and they see me rollin
But don't try to go that's so true. I was like you should get him a tricycle
It is a tricycle he tries to go
Now he really living out his kid's life, huh?
Oh my god.
He's leaking.
Fucking bike.
God.
What if it was a small one?
A small one?
Everyone was one of those small ones though.
That would be funny to say.
I just had my trading wheel bite.
No, get him the one that has like the long like, you know, like the one where the
parents hold the...
There wasn't really no biking so long.
Like, I'm like, I didn't even know how to do it.
I remember you got so mad.
What do you mean?
What am I 102?
Ride in a bike. It's inside of you.
It's in your blood.
I'll never forget.
Inside your blood?
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
I remember the first time I rode a bike.
I like...
I don't know how to ride a bike.
You don't know how to ride...
It's okay, just...
Make it, make it.
I, okay, I went to, I went to like this kids party cause like, we were all just like young,
not classmates, but like family friend.
And then they all, all the cool kids had the bikes and stuff like that.
And then they're like, oh Shia, do you want to ride the bike?
And I was like, yeah, sure.
I never rode a bike before in my life.
And then they're like, do you know how to ride a bike?
Like I was like, yeah.
And then I just got on there and I was just like,
fuck, I just have to, this is it.
You just have to go for it.
And I just learned how to do it on the spot, I guess.
Oh, it's so hard.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
Yeah.
If you try hard enough, if you try hard enough,
you'll be able to do it on the spot.
I believe in you.
I mean, just like learn without ever knowing.
I don't know.
Do you think it's like swimming?
I don't know how to swim.
I don't know how to swim.
How to ride a bike anyways.
Or swimming.
Yeah.
Wait, don't they say that like babies know
how to swim immediately or something?
I don't know.
I saw like, I don't remember.
But like there was like this, I don't remember.
I just remember someone saying that like babies just know how to swim.
I heard that too and I've seen like videos of like people like throwing
Yeah.
Like in the pool and I'm like, what the fuck?
Yeah, and then the babies are just like ha ha ha and they're just like laughing and
then they're being shit and I'm like what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Hello.
Hi.
Hi.
We've been apart so long.
Why are you so short?
We've been apart so long! Why are you not happy to see me?
Brooke, we did drugs with that, my name.
No, it's okay, hi. Congrats on the 30 hours on the time, huh?
Yeah, please!
What the hell happened?
They want to fuck the moon now.
Yeah
I want to fuck the moon candy and then they're gonna take Mars and they're gonna take Venus and they're gonna take Mercury
And they're gonna take Jupiter, and then they're gonna take Uranus
Keep going
Look at them!
Oh my god.
Um.
Um.
Oh my god.
No, I just, I just, I'm, I'm very head empty.
I don't know that there is something we're intending to do later.
Um.
Go with friends.
Is, is, is what, is buff coming?
Is that what you're gonna ask?
Are you alright?
Yeah, no, I'm just having like, I'm just, I'm just sick.
I'm okay. I'm okay. I just I just move very like flat, but I don't have to come say hi and say hello and
I'm playing
Yeah, I
Love games always come play games
That's why I'm here to play I want to play seven days. Bye. That's
Seven days to die. We're gonna back
Yeah, fuck dude, maybe I don't know.
Wait I'm ready, do you want to do that later?
What is later?
Or tomorrow?
I was going to play Dead Space later, because I want to beat the fucking game, but...
Dead Space.
Yeah, if you just give me it.
Robby's got two youngs here.
I love Robby too.
Your body did not fight with the chums.
Aww.
Yeah.
We should have made it.
I can taste the fuck out of this.
Huh?
Yeah.
In your line someone was dressed as Boobie and I was trying to like pantomime like I
love your outfit and he was like who the fuck, like he just looked so confused and I was
like what the fuck is this woman talking to me.
Nooooo.
I'm so sure of a b-
Flesh woman.
I'm not a flish woman.
I'm not a little bit of a buggy.
Let's go.
You just need to go to cons and cosplay as yourself.
Yeah, I barely could put on clothes as cons.
You were making a...
You didn't cosplay?
Wait, is that what you're calling?
I was just so... I don't know what the fuck happened.
I was just so tired and still am.
I'm but I love I love you both. I love you both
But I'll do anything you want me to do within reason I see play games play games play games. I see you're tired
Yes, you can't be tired. You're candy
Loving you was exhausting
What's the time you got the candy from your trip?
Uh, it's just in my eyes. I have itchy eyes and when you have itchy eyes, make sure your eyes have to be shut.
And then you have a parry when it's dark and you fall asleep.
What?
You don't like to flick it over a bird cage and go to sleep.
Hey, if I get this...
Wait, does that how it works?
Is that how birds work? You can turn them off?
Are you kidding me? That's a bird?
I didn't know you could turn off birds. This changes everything.
What if we ask Froggy that, because Froggy has a bird nose?
Yeah, you put a little hat on.
I wonder if it works.
Why don't you turn off birds and just like never turn them back on?
I wake them up when you...
Kaka!
Kaka!
This is a whole different category.
So, uh, yeah, I mean, do you tell Shat what you want to do later in a little bit?
Or is that a mystery?
It's all about, okay.
At 10.30, in 15 minutes...
We're going to play golf with friends.
Yeah.
Inside decided on the things.
The rules.
Yeah.
Okay.
The rules.
I was going to play Dead Space, you know, if you want to play seven days of that, today
or tomorrow, I'm totally down for seven days today.
However, Kamala, it comes with a price.
What's the price?
I have to have Twitch get integration on.
Okay, let me just make a lobby, so you can't...
Yeah. Did you promise chat that? Is that something you told chat you would do?
Yes.
Oh my God. Flashbacks to what happened last time we went into integration.
Flashbacks.
I think it's gonna be great. We should do it tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah. No, I'm down.
Do you have like a rough time? Even if you say an EST I can work it out.
What time would you be available, my queens?
Any time.
It was unplayable. Listen, we'll fix it so that it's kind of playable.
Kind of playable?
I woke up today at like, dude, which this is another thing. I woke up today at like 6am, 7am, something like that.
That's early.
I know which I would then that I just dream tonight, which I'll lay out
That's early as hell. I know I know
What is that even normal in American times because you went to touch on didn't you know?
Yeah, no, it's just it's just cuz I slept like 14 hours on the flight. I'm excited wait. Let me let me have myself up
Yeah
Play some music play some funk or something
I'll play some of the hit songs by iron now such as wife. Yeah, such as time to feast
Yeah, yeah
Time to feast why for jam will have me up
Why would you have to see?
Mm-hmm. All of them. Yeah, what's done a lot please?
Yeah!
I'm making a way out of my channel terminal to kill the video!
No!
Let's back up now, so you can watch it!
Yeah!
Right now.
Yeah.
Just give me a time and I'll be there.
Anytime.
I'm on last!
peepeepeepeepee!
peepeepeepeepee!
peepeepeepee!
peepeepeepee!
the boy, the boy, the boy, the boy, the boy, the boy.
People.
B.
I'm just listening to all the city power,
I just gotta play this song.
Yeah, I was just going to...
I was going to tell all the hot tunes
by the hot Vtuber,
and it is Iron Mouse.
Iron Mouse.
Who's using the air smart keyboard?
Not me.
That's Irene.
I was typing in Time to Feast by Iron Mouse.
I'm typing in your response.
What?
What?
What?
What?
Oh.
My experience with Iron is that I kind of did it as well.
My biggest hater, Candy.
That was a skit.
If I was your biggest hater, you would have a fantastic life.
Really?
What do you mean?
Tell me all about it.
With how much I love you.
If I was the person that hated you the most, then you would just, I don't know how you would go
be spotted with a perfection. Oh, dude, funny story. I saw QT for like five seconds at a
party and I was just like, thank you for being so nice to me out and like,
helping like with the karaoke stuff and she was really excited about it and she really
appreciates you, including her. And I was just like saying that stuff and she was just like,
I was like, okay, well, I'm running away now.
She's so wonderful.
This is her treat.
Yeah.
Oops, I'm still there.
She's also in a cutie.
Thank you.
I'm cracking this shit up.
Yeah.
Mmm.
Yeah.
I'm getting dog snacks.
I thought what the hell's going on here.
Oh, okay.
That's a snack.
Yeah.
You gonna eat me as a snack?
Yeah, candy.
I was eating loads of them.
Oh my God.
Food!
Fuck, we're fucking the moon today, guys, you know?
I think, I think, yeah, we should try to soar as high as possible and get the
timer as high as we can.
Yeah!
I still want to say that.
The higher the timer is, the longer I'm here.
We don't want that timer falling.
We want to know if he is.
I wonder what's the highest we can go.
I'm curious.
That's high.
Ten subs I think.
About...
About...
If you guys have a crime, slap that crime on the table with a big fucking cock.
What's all everybody that you have a big fucking dick today and slap that crime on the fucking table right now?
Would you piss on the moon?
I don't think I can pee in public.
Wait what?
I think the moon is the least public.
I would argue the moon isn't the least public.
Well, I wouldn't know people would know that I'm peeing on the moon, so I wouldn't be able to do it.
Right.
I can't do it outside.
I can't pee outside.
Okay.
Your pee would come off more on the mo-
Would your pee make float in space?
If somebody were to pee in space, would it leave a trail of pee?
Wait, have you seen those videos where the astronauts are inside and then they like
get the- they try like washing their face?
They have to get like a pouch.
Yeah! It's like a glob in the air!
Oh my god, and twitch gave what 77 bonus on top of that?
Holy shit, what the fuck?
70, that seems...
That?
Twitch gave how many on top of the bonus?
It's that we added 20 gifty subs and 57 bonus to Shidelys gift.
Thank you, I love you. I hope you had a great time with us. I can't wait to play games with you.
That is insane.
She was very cute.
She's so cute.
She's so adorable.
That is the highest I've seen a bonus.
She is adorable.
She's an adorable girl.
Aww.
If you're not doing games, you want to play golf with us at 10.30.
I'm more than welcome to come play golf with us.
Play! Play!
Play
I'm Boba
Boba
We're all gonna fuck the moon
I wasn't with you, but...
Yeah, well what the fuck?
There's gonna be a mini moon.
There is!
Yeah, what were you saying?
People are trying to say that that's my moon.
I wasn't I wasn't with you for fucking the moon, but I'm coming around
I'm starting to get the vibe yeah, but you know the lore you want the fire oh
So cat was babysitting Katie was babysitting and was supposed to say fuck the mountain to the moon
But instead said fuck the moon ah
So now we're just fucking the moon
Hell yeah, well, I mean good to commit I suppose
Yeah, I'm getting myself a coffee. That's my
Coffee. Coffee. Coffee.
Coffee. Coffee.
Oh, coffee. Okay. Okay.
I got there in the end. I was like, what's happening?
Coffee.
Coffee.
I like the smell of coffee.
Yeah. I just, I just, I would, I would love,
I would love some coffee to be able to keep up with
you lovely ladies and your high, high energy
while I am shutting down.
No. Wake up.
Wait up!
What are you doing?
I wanna make a...
Stop!
I wanna, uh, table!
I wanna go for friends.
Table!
Table.
Table.
Oh my god.
Um, what have you done today?
What's been the last activity I guess?
I woke up late.
That makes sense.
The, the too rich thing happened.
I had some milk before I went to bed and I woke up late.
Oh my my.
Oh
That's a full of milk like thing where it's full of soup
Yep
Mousy full of soup. Oh my god. I've been seeing you playing satisfactory. I'm so happy. Oh, oh my god
I like the guy told you like fine. I told you I knew you I was like
I learned how to paint!
Yeah, I kept coming in and being like,
all the way till she fucking learns how to paint, yep.
I learned how to paint and I painted everything pink and then...
I know it.
I kind of paint some stuff.
Kaka brown.
Kaka.
Kaka brown and Kaka pink green.
And then...
Kaka green.
I built two cool pink little cars and I'm going to race them off a cliff.
You can do cars?
Yeah.
You can automate deliveries and stuff.
You can set up trucks that will drive things between locations.
I bet I can do that.
Have you gone to Kulpao yet?
Oh, not yet.
Oh boy.
It's really addictive.
Aren't there gigantic spiders in Satisfactory?
three.
Uh, that's now?
I mean, that's definitely like a-
Oh!
Aw.
You turned them into cars?
I turned them into cats and now like,
whenever I hear the spiders, I hear little cats meowing.
Aw, they're cute though.
It's wild that Arachnophobia is so prevalent that a lot of games have a setting to disable spiders.
I only did it because chat told me to do it.
Yeah.
And now kind of like...
I'm so cute.
I like hearing how a little meowing sounds.
I like the one where at least the company just turns it into the word spider.
Yeah.
I haven't seen it yet, so I think it would be really funny seeing it one time.
I don't know I I don't my spiders some spiders look really pretty though yeah
there's a rose there's a rose tarantula I think
there's a rose hair tarantula and it's a nice shade of pink it's pretty
it's a nice shade of pink
it's a nice shade of pink
rose hair tarantula
oh it's
that's cute boys in the timer
hi
hi
love you mousy i am a flove
hello do we have time for golf
yes it's time for a blow
it's time for a blow
fine lord you'll be a god if i get the zogz
you'll be a god if i get the zogz
you'll be a god if i get the zogz
I know what you're doing, but I don't know if I get the jokes.
I was your cult cult cult cult was really good.
Yeah?
I have so many questions.
Cult of the Lamb, or cult of the Lamb?
Chad spelled cult wrong one time and they just latched onto it and they're like cult!
Cult of the Lamb.
Cult!
Geez.
I got a mostly a test look on to blue Tarantula I like this one
I think like when I want to be awake tomorrow because I'm just don't go to
sleep just say what do you do you want to be a week tomorrow you don't
I need to.
I need to.
Well, okay.
Oh boy.
I think I do want to wake up tomorrow.
So then do you want to go to bed tonight?
Yeah!
I hope you would like to wake up tomorrow.
I always want to wake up.
Please.
Obviously, you want to wake up, but it's like, do you want to wake up at a time,
or do you just want to sleep until you wake up naturally?
Ever.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Do you want to naturally wake up, or do you want to hear the sweet, sweet sound
down though. In your alarms.
Well, I usually don't wake up from alarm. I try to get to my phone on the other side
of the room. It does sort of like, I just throw it.
Oh my god. I'm on the other side of the roof.
Yalla. What the hell?
Collapse.
I was laid down at 8pm last night and then I woke up at 7am today and I'm like,
Oh, okay. Alright.
But, I am ready to throw myself against a wall that is golf.
More time!
Thank you so much all of my friends.
Golf! Yay!
Yay!
I miss pumpkin spice lattes. God.
Oh pumpkin spice latte!
Ah, I had it for the first time eating Amelica.
I don't know what in Australia it is.
with your season. It tastes like it tastes like cleaning fluid.
Oh, I'm sorry what? Yeah, pumpkin spice. I don't know it tastes like dishwashers.
I like it. I don't know. You like it? I like pumpkin spice.
Maybe it was the gingerbread one I was thinking about.
The gingerbread one didn't taste so good to me.
Oh, no, I had a lot of like form. It was like a thick like creamy top turned it. Oh
Yeah, maybe I'm thinking about the gingerbread one
There's all yeah, I don't like it
I just had to redownload it. Oh you uninstalled the game. I uninstall things if I don't play it for more than a week
What the hell? What the hell?
What the big games?
I like space.
Whoa, that's like crazy.
I mean, I don't like for these smaller games, it only takes like a minute to re-download it, so it's like, you know, keep some space.
That's crazy, Nene.
That's insane.
That's suspicious.
that's weird oh my god I've never purchased any of the extra packs from
this game bro I just there's so many there's so many of them I literally did
Boomer, thank you so much for the 10 gift at shop.
Boomer!
Boomer!
What is that?
Boomer.
I'm gonna customize my ball.
I'm gonna ask them a question, but, Mous, are you gonna set up the lobby?
Yeah.
Okay, okay, oh, okay.
That's ambitious.
That's weird.
That's weird.
The structure development is crazy.
Wait, I can have a hat on mine.
What kind of hat do I want?
That is the question.
I could have an egg on top of mine.
So it would be like an egg on an egg.
Who kind of gave a look and not gonna lie.
Save me! Save me!
Nothing I've become!
I did a karaoke of that IRL with like Kat and Riku and Bip and we just did like Toad and
and Mickey Mouse and Goofy.
So what the fuck?
I'm ready.
Yo!
Hi, ready?
Oh, hi.
Yeah.
Hello.
Hello.
Oh, wow.
Hello.
Clut of the land.
Clut of the land.
Right.
Stop thinking about it.
Sinfagia taught me to always punch the moon, literally.
So this might be my true calling.
Check your spell.
Raise the timer.
I think that it can be a good thing in a game.
that's good. That's good.
That's 50-50 sometimes.
50! Thank you so much for the time.
Thank you, too!
Thank you!
Yay!
Don't forget, you get the bonus every five years.
You get to play the game.
I'm, I'm wrong.
They're from bonus.
That's true.
They're from gambler bonus.
Hmm?
I said, that's true.
That's true.
That's true.
That's true.
it is true so therefore it's true that's true I am hosting session yeah I'm looking
I saw you.
No, I have you added, mouse!
Yes.
What the hell?
Are you just appearing offline? Hold on.
Oh no, no, no, you're just online. You're not in the game.
I don't know.
Bless you.
I'll find you. Oh god.
Bless you.
Leave the box here.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm ready to speak your truth.
I'm ready.
I always do.
Yo Anon?
Anon?
Yo Anon?
Anon?
Anon?
Anon?
Anon?
Anon?
Anon?
Anon?
Anon?
Anon?
Anon?
Let me in!
What do you mean let me in?
You're the one that's hosting!
No you're not gonna be able to come in.
I don't know what to do.
You're in the coffee!
I'm gonna...
I'm inviting.
Yay!
Invite.
So benevolent.
What the fuck?
Awesome.
Okay.
Here's my mouse.
Can I have one invite?
You can have one.
Just call and vlog now.
Maybe for a while we'll give you some.
It doesn't work. You cannot join, right?
No! That would be so bad!
That's fucked up. I wanna fuck something.
I wanna fuck something.
I wanna fuck something.
It should be to value the invite, you know?
You only get the...
Heavenly's coming in 10 minutes.
Yeah!
We could do...
Is there a way to do like a short course? Like a night course?
A night course?
A night course?
I was making a joke. I was making a joke. Like isn't like a...
Yeah, yeah.
I'm tired of having me.
Why does mine shit look like this?
What does shit look like?
I'm like looking at you.
What the fuck is wrong with your...
Why is that a mole on?
Why not?
Oh, hey, how the fuck do you see that?
I bought all of them. I bought all of them. Oh
You know what?
I've been playing this game for four years, and I never bought any DLCs and I was like
We play so much now. That's the time now the fucking time I guess now
There's demon wings. No wait there is a dredge boat
Wait, that's so cute. I don't even remember buying this. What is the game like other than like the rainbow trail?
I have everything I want
You obviously haven't seen it everything
What about this magical wizard cat it's sparkly
What about this Patrick the penguin?
No!
I have like the rainbow square ones, but I don't have like the rainbow like thing.
There's a pie.
That's Canada now.
Okay.
That's Canada.
That's coming out of my ass.
What?
That's Canada now.
Magical.
Okay.
That's coming out of my ass.
What?
That's Canada now.
Magical.
Coming out of my ass.
The stars.
You know what you got in there.
It's canon.
It's canon. It's crazy.
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, I sort of just like don't want to look at any of the stuff that I don't have on
loft because then I'm going to start getting some foam art.
Whoa!
Yeah.
Ooh, wait that looked really cool.
So you can change the color of the horn?
Yeah.
And...
My coffee's in the middle of a park right now, so that's...
Oh, I thought you were making some coffee.
Fuck no.
Oh.
That's absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
No, I'm getting something like a strawberry cheesecake.
Oh, that sounds so good.
It's probably not even actually coffee in any capacity, but I don't...
I just want it.
It's a latte.
Okay, hold on. Holding. What are we holding? Classic custom.
I'm holding. You gotta do the settings and chat, ass.
Yeah, balls, spin, egg shape, balls, bounce balls.
Why do you say balls like that, son?
A ball B!
What?
It's like a ball-ba.
Ball-ba?
A ball-ba!
The rest of your sentences are soft and you're just like, balls.
B words.
I love B words.
I love B words.
A ball-ba.
A ball-ba.
I don't think I remember you saying that.
Chat!
Medium or high?
Medium or high?
Huh?
They're going to say hi.
A blow blow.
I don't know if it's going to be good for you.
It's high.
It's a high.
It's a high.
High.
High.
Balls.
Balls.
Balls.
Balls.
Balls.
Balls.
Balls.
Most, most, most, most we did, yeah.
The sheep.
Egg, chat, egg,
back shots for round, back shots.
No, please, I'm not gonna be able to get it in.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Be what, back shots.
No, max, max shots.
What does that even mean?
What? Ow.
Huh?
Don't you worry.
Ow.
Okay.
I put the ball sheet and then then then then then then.
Oh!
Egg!
Oh my god, ball slide.
What?
It's a ball.
Oh my god.
Oh, it's a football.
Come on.
Why would you do that?
I fucked up.
I remember in class one time we were talking about like what our favorite games were and I said I like balls, but I meant like I like ball games instead of basketball.
I'm like, Balls!
I'm almost weirdly nice to you all.
The opinion of Ball has changed.
I can't even say it's Balls.
You should've just committed.
I'm gonna say, like, I like Balls.
You should've just, like, sat there, like, stone cold face.
Just like, just no elaboration.
Just like, yeah.
I said what I said.
Maybe I should have.
I'm not gonna lie.
I definitely remember panicking.
You're like, no.
I like balls.
This is one come.
Because of balls.
Wait, Lala!
You got my attention.
Well, what?
What?
A lot of balls, true.
For five subs, you two can balls.
Honestly, you could.
For five subs, you can balls.
You could, you could balls.
You can balls.
Kiz jumpscared Mouse with his balls.
Balls.
Okay, I'm done.
I'm doing that good.
You sure you don't want to do it at least one more, Candy?
I'm a bulge- no, I think that chat's gonna get too excited about the ball situation.
Alright, we gotta reel it in.
20 balls.
What would you do with 20 balls?
What would you do?
Just made me fucking joke.
What would you do with 20 balls?
What I'm gonna do with 20 balls is just- I don't know, okay.
Thanks for having me, guys.
We appreciate it.
What would you do with 20 balls?
What did you do with 20 balls?
That's a lot of balls.
Did that Galaxy Bogey game was really fun?
Oh, I liked it too!
I really liked it, yeah.
I'm gonna play it again!
Yeah!
I love to get to the more complicated levels.
We can on my save!
Oh.
Because we made it pretty far.
We made it to Uranus.
Well, I feel like it's not just gonna-
Uranus!
Most of the depths of Uranus, because there's like multiple depths.
We went in there!
Did you go deep?
Yes.
Very deep.
Is that why you're echoing?
Yes.
Very large.
Very large.
What?
Uranus is very large?
Why?
It's very large.
That's true.
With the reverb.
With the reverb.
With the reverb.
With the reverb.
With the reverb.
With the reverb.
You're so right.
That is true.
It's very far away.
Wow.
And we can't reach it.
I'm going to reach it.
Oh.
Damn.
Wow.
I'll take you by the ship to get there.
Oh.
I'm going to reach it.
Oh shit.
I'm going to reach it.
Is that a problem?
Yeah that's.
Chat wants to open it right now.
Yeah.
20 subs.
20 subs.
20 subs.
We got enough.
Oh.
Thank you so much for the rate up and a great stream.
Lola if you want to join the Unplayed Golf with us.
Yeah.
I'm going to reach it.
Oh.
Damn.
Wow.
I'll take you by the ship to get there.
If you want to join and play golf with us, you're welcome to join.
I saw!
I'm gonna see you in a while.
Yeah!
Oh, thank you.
You gorgeous, gorgeous girl.
Yo!
Ow!
Yo!
Ow!
I just...
Okay.
I went for...
heavily.
Just a little.
I swear to God it's been more than 10 minutes.
I
Goopies girl I finished my
Bepis
Okay, I saw someone sitting chat where she looked both
apparently chess says you're quiet miss Lola oh my god I got I keep up again I
got a deep throat a mic every yeah yeah yeah okay raises volumes is greatly
okay
It's not racist volume, it's about what you say.
Put your sipping on.
Melting ice.
Nevermind, I was going to ask.
If you can share with the class, but...
No, it is ice.
It's literally just ice.
It's literally just ice.
It's cold water.
Cold water, but not much water, just ice.
Oh, was there something in there earlier before it?
Yes, there was Coke Zero in there earlier and now it is ice.
I'm not sharing my ice. Why not? That's not very caring of you. Wait, are you guys
with type to like crunch on your ice? No, I haven't done this as I was a kid. I'm a little
bit. I'm a little bit. You guys are fine. Yeah, I guess. I am fine. I don't think you
Really? How is that?
I just have sensitive teeth.
I got a pee all the way back.
You're big like that's crazy. I was saying that I do that.
You're just like that's fucked up.
You will get me out of this.
Ha ha ha.
I'll be in it, you know.
Oh, I'm not feeling...
Not like, not extensively.
But little bits.
Almost a little bit of ice, you know?
I tried it and I was like, my teeth hurt so much.
I don't know how people can do it.
But my teeth are so sensitive.
I want to, but I just can't I'm gonna just say skill issue. It is my skill issue
I don't give an issue! I was born with sensitive teeth!
My tooth is sensitive. Am I single tooth?
My single tooth is sensitive, therefore I cannot crunch the ice.
What about like biting ice cream?
I bite one of my lips.
Oh
That's that's fair like them I don't bloodless and I don't blame you so hey man
Wave and I don't you saw me and I just wait wait
Definitely didn't know why you're there in the line to TSA. I was just like standing waving
and then she's like, okay, I saw someone wave and I was like,
I think we did me or someone behind me.
And I just kind of looked at him and I was like,
eh, that's not me.
You should wave to them anyways, just the extra dominance.
Be like, hello.
Somebody was waving to someone behind me at the meet and greet.
I was at the meet and greet.
They ended up coming to see me later,
but I always had dominance.
They waved at me, so I waved back and then I was like,
hey, and they were like, oh, there was someone behind you.
I was like, what's your name anyway?
And I just wasn't feeling a little bit because
Aw, yeah!
Exactly!
You wanted this social encounter.
Are you waving at the person behind me? No, you're waving at me now.
Hello? Are you waving at me now?
You made eye contact with waves?
You know what that means.
Oh, false.
Oh.
It's a party.
Yo, cheers?
Cheers!
Cheers!
It's empty, though.
No
I feel like I it's like a trend now. I feel like nervous that I don't need to pee
Oh
Nervous, I think I should go pee just in case do you want to go pee?
Okay, I should I didn't I don't need to pee
It's up to you if you want to pee
What if you
What if you just put on the gamer diaper?
But on the gamer diaper, I need to just go and we call it a day
That's how it works. You just you don't need to ever leave your PC ever again
I'm back. I'm back. I'm dead. I rounded a corner too tightly and I hit my titty
How short are you?
What the fuck?
It's a table!
A wall!
A wall!
A wall!
A wall!
That's not a...
What's that corner?
Is it the HELLY TWICE?
SIREN!
What does this wall look like?
It's a wall, Siren!
Have you seen a wall?
No?
Well, I have to find a picture of me hitting your titty on it.
Alright, I'm just gonna pick like any picture of a wall right now for the live
chat.
I mean, the corner of the walls don't...
Walls don't just have jutting out corners?
Yeah, I said I rounded the corner too tight and I hit my titty on the wall.
My body could fit, but I have titties, so I fucked and smacked my titty on the corner!
Dude, I'm sorry I was gonna...
I feel like I'm literally just fucked out of you right now, cause I get earthquake.
That's really... that's it.
Um, actually...
Exactly!
These vertices, according to the diagram of this cuboid, it says the corner is the vertices, which is pointed.
However, the long part from the corner to the other corner of vertices is the edge, and therefore you are incorrect, Ariel.
Um, have you considered?
No.
Have you considered? Oh, shit, you got me there.
That is a prank, how could you say that to me? I...
Ariel body to Ariel
I got body
That was my name bro. My name's Ariel Candelabra.
I had titties.
I do have titties.
What is titties are the balls?
What if titties are the equivalent to the balls?
Do you hate your balls when you run in the corner?
Yeah!
You gotta hit my balls when I'm running around the corner, that'd be crazy.
Oh god!
Seeing your balls hanging off the bed in front of the floor.
When you die of it in a night, can you die of it in a fall?
Can you feel the wobble in your shoulder?
A wobble to and fro.
I love golf with friends.
We're having a hearty trap in the lobby.
What's up? What's up? What's up?
I hit my knee on my desk.
I invoked my right to Nuh-Nuh while you were gone.
That's true.
Nuh-Nuh what?
Uh, so I was trying to tell me that it should be impossible for me to hit my titty on a corner if I run the corner too fast because it's a vertices and I said, have you considered Nuh-Nuh?
Wait, what? It'd be impossible to do? What?
So I was trying to argue that there's no reason I should like round a corner
try not to be able to hit my titty. And my argument was not on.
Yeah you could, what are you talking about?
Exactly! That's what I'm saying!
Actually, she said a corner, but it's technically the edge.
Okay, I said a corner!
Okay, yeah, it's okay.
What?
Buzz, no.
Buzz.
Buzz.
Buzz.
Buzz.
Buzz.
Buzz.
Buzz.
Buzz.
Balls peck.
highlighter.
Hi採ron, hi miss lala S Business!
Hi!
Alright.
Where am I, not at school?
We live in the stroke!
That was the first person I spoke to, and we both found out strawberries!
Okay well not again.
Okay, was good Candy, was crackin.
We got him again.
Oh no my alarm.
Wake up!
It doesn't need to be right now. It just needs to be before I sleep tonight.
Sit your ass down and get ready to play golf.
I'm ready!
Holy so quick to run off and play Mario Kart and shit.
I just said that I don't have to do it right now. It's just a reminder that I do it tonight.
Oh, he got you there.
I'm gonna play D&D.
D&D!
Personally, personally, I think Divinity 2 is better than Baldur's Gate 3.
I, I'm Boba.
I like Divinity 2, it was nice.
Baldur's Gate, ugh, that was so long.
Baldur's Gate's good if you like story and, you know, funny vampire man.
You guys are blowing things up with big fireballs the minute you have some combo
God and yeah
I didn't ask how big the room is
Wish I had cash
But I was lucky I was not too much happy
Hello, I'm out
Hi
I'm out
Hello, heavenly
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, what'd I do?
We got a party
Damn
We got to sit in her office
Bro, I just got, I just got here
I chugged a whole new thing
We were later than ten minutes.
The renegade?
I was watching a movie with my mom.
What movie were you watching?
Uh, enough said.
Yay!
I was watching it with my mom.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what you mean by that?
I see.
Yeah, she's sick.
I was like, I'll watch a movie with you.
It's very kind of you.
Alright, Miles, what's up?
You're sitting at your desk with your hands up.
What happened bro? Don't you wanna talk to Latina? You don't know?
I know, but like, my issue is, my issue is, I said I was coming, I was coming, right?
And then I came, and I feel like me being here is worse than me not being here.
You are digging the hole right now.
Yeah.
he's digging the hole don't mind at night would you like a shovel
no I think I want to eat
I'm like a mole rat bro
I panes not around oh no oh I've been like speed
what what what what what
you just put bro on blast
I mean, it's true though, he does like cheese.
Why did you just expose him for no fucking reason?
Cause he doesn't actually put a thing in his body.
Oh, yeah, sorry, I meant, yeah, he does.
You have kind of ascended and become something that most people are just into.
Listen, when he was on Bass MP, when he was on Bass MP, he had a huge picture of Enno with her feet out and her feet.
And a full night dinner stage and I was like, what the fuck are you doing?
It became a shrine because there was an altar and it was like, it was like a post-you was he that I like bodied?
Was that a different guy?
What?
It's a guy I like try to propose to you and then I just like meet them run away in fear.
Oh shit, who was that? I don't think that was him.
I don't think it was him.
I don't think it's IPN. I don't think that would do with IPN.
It was a different guy.
The other guy was trying to keep up to and try to propose to you and then just wait for a minute until they left.
No, I began his babysitting every day.
Oh yeah, wasn't it the Piss King?
What the fuck is this?
What?
What do you mean the Piss King?
Piss and Bounce was a crazy place, okay?
What? This is on Bounce?
Yeah, on Bounce S&P.
I miss bounce.
I miss bounce too.
It was a Piss King and everything.
God.
the king of the smalls I don't wait that was be referring thank you so much
I guess it's something you remember some guy that kept changing the picture of
who his Vtuber like oh she was like whoever came over they put a picture of
whoever was coming over yeah I was pissed in that was the pest king so
golf so golf you want you want the
right rules I got you right so what we
do you turn on jumping
you like to reset the bar
oh do i have you on as a friend
no i was invisible
get un-invisible
i got caught
oh my god
oh no we already have rules
have any of the chat picked in here
oh well can we jump at least
yes we can jump
that's all i can do
you can't be quiet on your screen
I think it's like, oh what the fuck, why are you so quiet?
Oh no, I'll put you up, I'm gonna say something.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
this game like two years I think. Get ready to forget everything you do about the game.
What is this? Oh, my favorite. Yeah. I think we're going to have a blast. A blast.
I'm going to stick it in. You're going to go sick or what? Like I'm jumping?
That was about like 4 out of 10. Maybe 5 out of 10.
I
Fucking egg
I'm like, how Miss Lala is genuinely just an egg.
I'm just an egg.
Just an egg.
I'm just an egg.
I'm just an egg.
Oh, hop in, bro.
I'm just an egg.
Oh!
I just have to have one person that makes every- all the other eggs look- look fabulous.
I take my role very seriously.
To your role-
To the cutest little egg I've ever seen.
Yeah.
Oh!
Oh my god.
Listen.
Okay.
That's where you started, nice.
I love the details.
Okay.
I
Left leg
Okay
Thank you, okay, that's how this game works to hide another guy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
What the fuck?
Where are you guys going?
Okay.
I went too far, I went too far.
I got it this time.
Is that bulk?
There's an on in this?
Oh, my lord.
Um, we can find out.
I can't let this be.
No!
Easy six strokes, bro.
Just like my own.
Aw.
I'm coming for you now.
You stuck it out there.
Yeah, I can find out.
I can't stop vibrating.
Help.
I'm playable, but...
No!
No!
I know you know.
I can wish for it easy, bro.
You lucky Chad didn't make us the hockey pucks, that's the hard version.
Wait, I think hockey pucks are easy.
You could be a hockey puck, a star, if Chad would really want to be evil, they could have it where it's a random-
Oh, I like your hand, Candy.
Oh yeah, they could have been green.
But they were nice, they just wanted us to be eggs.
She's gripping her balls.
Yeah?
Grip it and grip it.
Got a firm grip on her balls.
I'm an egg ball.
Watch this watch this
Yo, whose hand is on me your back
Candy can you not
My money back I don't like being a guy don't like being bouncy egg
What if you listen to the egg be holding three oh
You're wings!
Yeah.
So I keep accidentally hitting it for no good reason.
I'm gonna shit.
Oh my god!
You're hopeless when I leave.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You might stop vibrating for two seconds please.
What do you mean by vibrating?
I did.
You're like moving.
Yeah I keep vibrating.
Is it collision?
I forgot do we have collision?
So you hit the other balls too and it's okay to move?
No!
Yeah you hit like I think he hit the other balls.
I
Please stop vibrating I have things to do
one by accident okay okay okay okay okay okay okay man I love golf
and I love you you're an amazing person
I'm not gonna-
I'M GONNA SHIT!
I'M GONNA GET MY FACE!
Scary you say that while seeing a little crab like shake her out.
I'm not gonna-
I'm not gonna-
My crab is like a vibra-
I'm gonna get my first stroke.
See that's crazy.
I'm not gonna-
I'm not gonna-
I'm gonna-
I'm gonna reset.
I'm gonna reset.
I'm gonna reset.
I'm gonna-
How much laughter there is.
I've never played this game without just pure like vitriolic anger.
Really?
Everyone's having a good time here but my friends-
I'm not gonna-
We're going to explode you with our motties.
I'm just vibrating, don't worry.
If you vibrate out of my way, I'm trying to do this.
I can't! I can't move, I'm busy vibrating!
Move! Wait, now, so you're in already?
Yep.
That's funny. All right, Bob. Slow down.
Save your game for the rest of us.
I'm vibrating!
I keep vibrating.
Hold on, I gotta vibrate?
All right, go ahead, you got it.
Vibration complete!
I'm not gonna vibrate real fast, hold on.
I'm role playing as Ari.
That's the rule!
I don't watch if I play forever!
Oh, oh, oh!
Jesus!
By the way, I heard that Heavenly might be quitting V2V.
Is that true or is it a rumor?
What?
What?
I don't even know!
What?
I don't even know what you're saying.
So we're just making shit up.
The last thing I did was play for a while.
We're just gonna make shit up now, huh?
I got a strawberry cheese
Oh, they're talking about when Miki called me. I was at TwitchCon at Karaoke and Miki
I was like, she was like, she was like, if you have any advice for, if you have any advice for a VTuber, I was like, don't do it.
I was like, don't do it, get a job.
What is that, a tree?
Don't do it.
Yo, check out this easy-holding one.
Damn.
Oh, that was kind of a game though.
That was kind of a game. I'm vibrating again?
You know, if I was a ball, not an egg, I would have been,
I went for a walk, I'm a bitch!
I went for a walk, I'm a bitch!
No, no, no, no, don't reset me, don't reset me!
YAYYYYYY!
We got three, damn, are we gonna-
AHHHHH!
Yeah!
Let me down, baby!
Brother, help me!
See, Candy's hand going crazy, it's so funny.
Uh huh, uh huh.
That's Queen.
This is evil.
I'm the one who twisted mine.
I'm too much for this tonight.
I am...
I am...
If you want...
I...
Hey what's up son?
Hi. I'm swimming.
Weeeeee
Okay I'm stop bouncing.
So bad though.
Go for it for your...
Egg.
Egg!
Stop it!
Yeah, I've never learned how to handle this.
And that was overcome.
I'm gonna shit.
Don't shit?
Sorry, I've noticed when everything's getting a little rough, your bodily functions seem to stop functioning.
It's the best defense.
Just gonna shit yourself.
What are you defending from, bro?
I stress.
I believe what?
I'm gonna take a stress and do shit.
Your body is like that.
I've taken one of those before. You ever had dragon fruit before?
Yeah, I miss you now.
Oh, dragon fruit.
That's got some fiber in it, baby.
Let me tell you.
What's all the dragon fruit thing?
What the fuck?
It's got all the fiber in it.
So, I was stressed when I took it.
Alright, I can do it.
Stop vibrating, baby!
Me when I turn on my car in the morning.
You shot!
I don't even see a wall.
That was crazy.
Wait, wait, come back.
I'm waiting.
There's some reason sometimes the egg resets it just starts vibrating violently.
No, I didn't know I could do it.
No, please.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, Rafa, I gave this up.
Yo, cheers.
Oh my god.
I think I'm on like my 87th stroke right now which is you know
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay, whoa.
I'm bleeding now.
Okay, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
No.
No, it's gone.
Lock it!
Lock it, lock it, lock it.
I'm gonna be the contributor that's like you'll never get it you'll never get
You just love your father!
Me and my little brother!
Oh my god!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice!
Bro, I suck!
I'm close to white so far!
Thank you!
Oh, god!
I'm gonna die.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
If you go off the right side,
when the bridge goes all the way up,
you're gonna land right at the...
I don't know what it means.
Oh, there she goes!
I didn't even know you could do that.
I sent candy.
Oh, wait.
I sent.
What's this eye knight blood, and what do I make today?
It's just like an update.
So 8, yeah, full power, and you can...
Yeah, yeah.
Self sabotage.
No, you're better than that.
You deserve a win, you know?
Oh, no, no.
Oh!
Where the hell am I?
Never mind, I'm the best at this game ever.
Kenny! So you'll...
Yes, heavenly.
No, I get it, right?
There's no way...
No, I get it, bro. You just hide in your power level.
What the fuck?
Oh, I can't make it up there. I don't have enough juice.
Does anyone get in there already?
Oh, I went too far.
Okay, dragon.
Okay.
Oh my god!
I'm gonna shit.
I'm gonna shit.
I'm three seconds from fucking shitting.
I swear to god.
Stop.
Who's this?
I don't know who's shitting.
Nope.
Stop pooping.
I'm gonna lose my mind.
I lost my mind a lot of times.
I'm not fucking up.
I'm gonna lose my walk, alright?
Speaking of angel pooping.
I can't because no matter which way I hit it...
I forgot where I was going with that angel pooping.
Oh!
I'm hoping in the new Mausart again
they'd bring back the gorilla.
There's a poop at people. I can't remember its name.
Oh wait! I know the first name!
There's a gorilla.
Rajai! His name is Rajang!
No, he doesn't poop at people. He's just...
Oh yeah, there's like three monkeys.
Yeah. There's the Rajang, the Kachawacha.
The Kongalala! Yeah!
No!
When John's throwing a shit...
No, I'm determined.
No, yeah.
The Kachawacha was annoying, but the Kongalala...
He would just look at you.
Oh alright, this is what you did last time.
You're gonna laugh just in it.
The Kongalala?
Okay.
They would poop at you?
Aw, that was a ramp.
I want to listen to the sign up
Listen
Listen
The place of furling shoes
is a very big bag of foot
I live here with snakes
I can't use them
Oh you went through a thick butt
Yeah I went through a thick butt
The new moss on it is my ghost
I want to play the first day it comes out
I can't wait
I want to play my hunting horn
You play hunting horn
I got an egg.
Doot, doot, doot.
I'm a doot-doo.
A doot-doo.
I'm a doot-doo.
I can never play hunting horn.
I play swag eggs.
I play day four of our swag eggs.
It's hard to play gun-lantern.
It's here, baby.
Hard to play.
Oh my lord.
I'm in there tanking the monster.
I didn't punch them in the face with a gun.
I like eating people.
I'm like, are you okay?
I was like crying a little bit.
I started crying a little bit, mouse.
I was like, are you okay?
I'm like, are you okay?
I'm like, are you okay?
I'm like, are you okay?
I'm like, are you okay?
I was like, wow!
I started crying a little bit, Mouse.
Sorry, don't pull a bottle, though.
Wow, but...
I now understand my bottle cries at gulf.
I am logic, everyone.
Don't want that.
Wait, wait, no.
That's not funny.
I literally got on the mushroom just to bounce back.
What the hell am I doing?
I'm wittily.
Oh, oh, okay.
Oh, it's for me.
Yeah?
It was like a Left 4 Dead wish.
Oh, what the fuck?
That was pretty cool.
What the fuck?
Mouse, the hole is right there.
Oh, Mouse, I know it's there.
Oh, shoot.
No, it's right there.
Yeah, why aren't you eating?
I got it in three!
Nice!
Well done!
You haven't got it in two?
Ritchies!
He's sorry though.
Let me just check my speed real quick.
Oh, that's crazy.
700 hours of golf with ribs.
Oh fuck off!
I'm Tiger Whitley.
Yeah, I'm Tiger Whitley.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
He's done something recently.
like this much thank that's too much I wasn't so bouncy bye you joined the pool
I wasn't doing the other things
I can't
I'm going down the waterfall
there's no way you got it under me
let me see the game shark I know you got a game shark
plug in your feet I don't want no game shark
I should do bro you got like a hundred massive balls I see you got the Gator
Oh, that's two hours of golf with friends
First I'm setting some ground rules, I won't change my tactic, I won't land
Roll full power and jump right in the middle
Yeah
What?
Roll half power and jump
Roll almost 75% power and jump
I just want to say that this time that I okay this time that I rolled off I didn't do anything it just started rolling
Cheers
Look how that crab is humping that little egg.
Fight them!
You leave that crab alone.
Definitely have to crab on him too!
Wait, you both have crabs?
You both have crabs?
You both have crabs?
Don't say it like that.
Whoa, Ari, this is like so unexpected.
What the fuck?
They both hang out after school.
I inherited them from them in the divorce.
Oh yeah, you got divorced in here.
Yeah, we're divorced.
Oh yeah, I remember.
We're no longer heavenly mother.
You guys just been salting her.
She does it better than that.
What the?
Y'all wanna run a boyfriend girlfriend?
Do you have a channel where you have the same name?
Oh my god.
That's crazy man.
I'm not subject to a lot of genomorphism.
What?
What?
What?
I got a hole in one.
What?
What?
I just know how to use my mouse.
I really want to use my mouse.
Sharon does like, oh.
She loves balls.
She just likes balls.
Hey, we have something to cop with.
I was actually wearing my mask on my head.
There's like an 8000% obvious joke there.
We're just dodging everything.
Dodging it just like you're dodging all of this.
You got powder finding it.
You need to push this wall out.
I'll come back and push it if you want.
Oh, doesn't really get pushed.
Oh, I might need a push.
It seems like a great spot to be.
You got this.
Yeah, just a little bit in the jump.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just a jump.
Just a little bit in the jump.
A little bit more than that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um.
That's okay.
You can try again.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Yay!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
You know pressure three seconds, okay, let's go. Let's go. Oh, no. Oh, no, I'm supposed to get there. Oh
That's how you
I blame mouse
Ball ball like don't worry. I got you I think like
Oh, there we go.
I'm a hole.
I got this, I got this, I got this.
Oh, I'm gonna fall in.
I got this, I got this, I got this, I got this.
What the?
I ran out of strokes.
Crazy.
You ran out of strokes?
What the hell is this?
I gave up there.
I didn't even know.
I ran out of strokes?
Oh my god, are you kidding me?
I was just one away from 69.
No.
Not nice.
I know, not nice.
Christmas.
Happy Halloween.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
I think we should do random balls.
Yes.
Okay.
I'll do whatever.
Oh my.
Yeah, I like that.
It's so hard.
Will we be allowed to do random balls?
Can we do random balls?
Balls?
Should I have permission for random balls?
I might as well balls.
Should we also do random ball size?
Yes, I believe.
What is the difference between random each and random all?
No.
OK, no, random each is better, Ellie.
Because everybody's different.
You guys ready for the next game?
This is chat.
TREASURE!
Oh, thank you chat.
Thank you, thank you.
You're gonna love this.
I lost it all, Nabi.
You are permitted to use random balls,
but you must giggle each time.
Nothing could go wrong, right?
I've never played this map, ever.
I've never played a lot of these maps.
I barely play those games.
What the heck is this?
Oh, cool.
Is this Olympus?
I'mma shit.
I don't think I can.
I'mma A.
Wait are we both?
It's random.
Oh wait did I do everything the same?
Did it keep the old settings random?
We're not, we're not both.
Bouncy.
Are we bouncy still?
Yeah, we're always the bouncy ones.
Bouncy.
It's so weird having to like,
we're just roll now.
Like normally.
Normal rolling, yay.
Yay, oh why is everyone rolling?
Random shapes?
I think we are random shapes are we
Let us on egg
Unless it's yeah, unless it's random and everyone is the same random we all just go
Wait someone an egg
I think you're the only egg
It should be random for each.
It's just that, we got lucky.
Cause I know there's the star, there's the puck, there's the big ball, there's the throw ball, there's the ball, there's the ball.
Stop!
I'm telling you, the bounce is...
I think the bounce is worse than random shape.
Maybe.
No, I'll say it.
Yeah, I'll mix with the shape that we have, maybe.
Maybe.
What?
Oh!
Yeah!
I'm not this year for long.
Oh my god.
I am a giant, I am a small, I am a marshmallow, what the fuck?
NOOOOOO
Oh, I'm not an acorn, I'm a fucking...
There's been a storm!
What touch you want, star?
What touch you want?
Okay, acorn is worth an egg?
Acorn is definitely worth an egg.
So bad.
That edge to it, that bouncing makes it a...
Oh my god, my fucking ball is vibrating, it keeps vibrating.
Same.
Dude, this bouncing isn't insane.
I can't land on that one.
I like how your ball is so tiny. I just see the helmet.
Hey man, chill.
Just crank it out.
I need to have it.
I need to have it.
Candy.
Oh my god, finally.
He just danced around her.
Where did you go?
I'm bouncing too much.
Your ball is so big.
Thank you so much.
I really appreciate it.
Wait, I'm also stuck. I can't...
Wait, you guys are stuck?
Don't come over here! Don't come over here!
Leave me behind! Go!
No! You'll get trapped here just like the both of us!
Save yourself!
I tried to save my mouse on my way out, I ended up missing.
Oh no!
I'm too close to the sun!
Mouse is the only one left.
I'm stuck!
She can't move! So close!
What happened to the press R?
What am I? I'm an egg.
Oh, I can't tell what the fuck I am.
Oh my god.
I'm a fucking cylinder!
Why the fucking pulse is in that?
Oh, and there's eggs in it.
Oh.
The bad feelings are back.
Oh, actually, wait, maybe you lack as much as me.
Hold up.
Cylinder.
Goddammit.
Bruh.
Okay, you're so real for that.
What the hell?
Oh, what now?
I got six.
Can I even fit in this fucking hole?
No.
Wait, no, no no.
I don't know what I'm freaking out.
It is!
Oh, that's so let's go.
Oh, wait!
Hold on.
That was a good idea.
Okay, that was a good idea.
I bounced it in, we're gonna-
Yup.
We got this, we got this, we got this.
An ice cream?
Yeah!
Ice cream cone.
I like that sound.
Yeah!
An ice cream cone.
I'm an ice cream cone.
Ice cream cone.
Ice cream.
I love pistachio ice cream.
pistachio is so sweet.
I love it a lot.
POOLS!
I think it's like the jetpack in the worms level.
Oh my god.
I'm a cube?
Wait, where am I going?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Ocean? You're taking me.
Wait, I'm in the water.
I'm vibrating again.
I'm a fucking...
NOOOO! There's no way I can do this as this shape.
I can't do this. I'm vibrating.
There's no way I can do this as this shape.
I can't. I wonder how...
I cannot accurately aim where this is gonna go.
I can't either.
I'm a happy peer.
You deserve it.
Yeah, you hit it and it like goes in literally any other direction!
That was like eagle wings, am I just cucked?
I can't, like...
I don't think I can get in, I think it's over.
Avoid this!
Help me out!
Help!
Oh god help!
Oh god help!
Help!
Guys, help!
What?
I just got a vibrate for a second.
I'm gonna jump over.
I'm just gonna take the 12.
I just...
I give up.
Yay!
Yeah, I have some.
I can't do this.
I can't do this.
I'm vibrating.
Nothing.
Man.
Probably okay.
You're doing great.
How about that?
Funks as you get in there.
I got stuck in the corner.
Tell it.
No shit.
Oh shit.
That's got talent.
I bounce back.
I'm a fucking dude.
And I just thought that Watashi was.
Watashi was star.
Wakane, Kasukun.
Watashi was star.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Why am I here?
Why am I here? Why?
Oh wait, I can't jump off it.
That's awesome. That's really cool.
No, no, no.
How the fuck do you do with a star?
Oh my God.
I actually hated you.
Wait, wait, what the fuck did Joey?
Why?
I'm like a hater.
Cause of the bounce I get.
I'm sorry.
Maybe R?
If you press R, it might take you back.
I hate me going by R.
No, I'm just going to, you know what?
This is cozy.
You look comfortable.
Yeah, sure.
If people pay money to ask them, I'm going to go by R.
I'm a gamer!
Yeah.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
We're both you and Heavenly, you both are stars.
Yeah, we are, guys.
I'm so crazy.
I think it's literally impossible to pray the star.
I think it is.
Wait, is the heart?
fuck the same way
oh my god
no i had the hoppy puck and i was fine
oh okay
i can only see with two strokes
i feel like i've heard that before
wow
at least one strike
oh no i'm the star now
oh my god have the puck i wish it was there
break
this is gonna be easy clap
yes yes yes
Also friends like it have a great time or that very very bad
Why you're going the
Moving you in
The crab don't know what's happening.
I'm going to grab a shit-language.
I'm going to minus a book of war.
I'm lost.
It's so boring.
This is so messed up.
This is messed up.
I'm so sorry.
Just kidding.
I'm so sad.
This time it's become so evil in this game.
This is fine.
This is fine.
I'm stuck.
Oh my god, there's 18 of them!
That was all the yellow piss road.
This is a very Sonic Adventure 2.
The whole-
Youink!
I got the-
Is that the hole? Yeah it is.
Oh, what?
Okay, cool.
I got the-
What a shit.
This thing.
It's called a road.
It's called a road.
It is the road that you go
Where is the road?
Do you know how I can't believe I'm like, oh, hey, man
I'm sorry
It's the road that you go
You know when you die
Wait, how do I fucking move?
Help
He's like a little deep road, Ian
Meow
I can't go anywhere
Help
Yes, nor
Exactly, help, help, help
Help, help, help, help
No, you're supposed to jump, but I forgot that we've got mega bounce on
One underpaw
I swear to God
I can't do it with this shape, dude
Always first my heart
I appreciate that
Fuck you can eat it with your heart
Bye bye
I'm going to die
Don't do that
She's the new John Wick
She's using the new John Wick.
I wanna get out of here.
Oh my god.
I'm vibrating again.
Oh, the effects! Sorry!
You weren't vibrating me, but you also flicked me.
I'm the day our mods are in the new John Wick.
Oh my god.
I haven't lit.
I haven't lit.
Oh, I'm vibrating again.
Oh, I'm good now.
Oh, I'm gonna fix it.
No!
I know I heard something.
I'm gonna use it.
Me too.
Dude, I love porn too.
MWM dot button.
It's fine.
I didn't need to do anything of value today.
Wait, are you still vibrating?
No, I'm un-vibrated, but I might vibrate again.
Oh, you're the hockey pun.
They even laugh.
Oh no.
It's okay, I'll just vibrate.
Oh, vibrate?
Oh my god!
I'm not gonna make it, but maybe.
Halfway there.
I can.
She doesn't get to play this round because he's a star.
Stop hanging around.
Are you good?
Oh.
You're my man.
Yeah, if you get my star, you're basically fucked.
If we fall on our side, we're fucked.
Just want you to know.
Oh.
So try to stay in position.
Oh, I'm a acorn.
We're halfway there.
Wait, what do you mean?
Wait, not why.
Because you're in the position of the settles?
What the fuck?
Yeah, if you like, went to your side, you just kind of start wiggling forever.
Hey!
Yep, there we go.
I'm wiggling forever.
Goodbye, everyone.
I'll wait.
Oh, I knew why.
I'm gonna take you for a shoulder one.
Oh, um, oh.
Honestly, what are you doing here?
Yeah.
Frozen, and there's mouse.
Wait, if you vibrate in real life, it will unvibrate you in game.
Yeah.
No, it doesn't work like that actually.
It worked like that for me.
I don't have vibrators.
What did you do? I just made my neck hurt.
I'm breathing, I will, and then I stop moving in games.
Oh, actually, nah, she might be on something.
Okay.
Yeah, I just had a left click, you know, bunch, and it kind of like to jump, and then it's
going to jump out.
Oh.
Yeah.
You can see both of you are like a bits of...gip it some.
Gip ity!
One second.
I'm Bulba.
I'm Bulba.
I'm Bulba.
I'm Bulba.
I'm the last place right where I belong.
So cozy.
Nooo.
Come on.
Where you can turn it this kind.
What the hell?
I'm not supposed to do this.
I don't trust.
Thank you, block.
I'm gonna fucking crawl.
What if I just like full send it and just like, has all?
You should try.
Full sending is pretty good.
La la la la.
We go around the world just la la la la
I don't think that was good
Oh no I do, I just didn't think I was going to break right now
I sung that for quite a while and pissed off my friend
because David didn't hear the whole entire time
I think going on the roof is pretty good
I think I know
It's just off with Fred.
Hey now!
I need a bow and a star!
I need a bow and a star!
Because now I'm four-
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
I have a ponytail to get a comb-
Stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop!
AHHHHHH!
Now I'M VIVIREDING!
Come on come on stop vibing stop vibing please stop vibing please stop!
What the hell?
You're ball is big.
Please please I beg I beg I beg just get your stupid cylindrical ass in the goddamn hole!
I am so bad at this game.
I am so bad at this game.
I am so bad at this game.
I am so bad at this game.
How did you get that in 3 candy?
What the fuck?
She's just gonna die.
She's tapping into me.
There's a magical...
magical glass.
That's it. That's the enemy.
Honestly.
Damn, that ball is huge.
I'm a star.
A huge ball.
Okay, I'm going to put it on the table.
Ball? Are you good?
Ball?
Ball?
Ball?
Can you say that I see your crab moving up and down?
Ball?
Ball? Oh no.
Who did it?
Who did it?
Which one of you did it?
Can't help it, it's who I am, heavenly.
You're a gamer diaper.
You don't even have the day.
You're just putting entire trees in toilet every time you poop.
Or worse, you're not wiping.
You just didn't get the idea of the day.
I just said you don't own a bidet.
How do you know that?
Because you've never talked about it.
Anyone that owns a bidet always talks about it.
I love my bidet.
See?
It's true.
Hey, Miles is not helping.
I love my bidet.
I would never have it.
I do not want to put that in my head but I wish I did.
I knew it.
Yeah.
I'm stuck vibrating.
Hi, Moush.
Hi, Moush.
Moush is watching next to me.
Sorry.
You guys do sound cool.
I've never used it.
Get in the fucking hole.
You're so good.
Please.
I'm vibrating.
It's actually the top reason I want to go to Japan.
Just so I can get that, like, good budget.
One toilet seat.
Not good.
Any of us found a car.
Don't get put in there.
One toilet seat scares me.
My ice isn't melting fast enough.
My star is simply chewing.
I'm Bulbara.
You're so right.
While your ice...
Oh yeah.
Simon.
I'm Bulbara.
This is the worst timeline.
Wow.
What the fuck?
Ah, gee, oh fuck.
I was vibrating and I haven't even...
Oh fuck.
That's what she said.
Oh, who should do it?
I don't know if you vlogged it.
I didn't bounce my ass down this hill.
I don't know if you vlogged it.
I don't know if you vlogged it.
I don't know if you vlogged it.
I don't know if you vlogged it.
I don't know if you vlogged it.
I'm gonna bounce my ass down this hill.
What is this hole doing?
I don't know.
Go in it and find out.
Yeah, I just jumped over the wall with some stuff.
What is all this?
Lala, I know you're focusing right now.
It's really hard getting into the hole.
Yes, yes.
Listen, listen.
I got it.
Maybe it's the 7 beers talking about me, I'm hungry.
7 beers?
You know, go great with 7 beers?
What's up?
7 Puerto Rican Boat!
7 more?
Okay, let's go!
Yes, I just said, you know what I'm good with 7 beers?
7 more.
7 beers.
Wash it down when it's down to me.
What the fuck?
You guys are like, not lightweight or something.
What the fuck?
Oh dude, I have half of one drink and I'm already tipsy.
So.
something wonderful I have half of one drink and I'm already tipsy
I touched a bottle of joint contact I am a choker
I don't know what it is I haven't drank in so long that I think I can drink all of them
I am afraid that if you crack a white claw and he smells it, it's over for him.
He's already...
Oh my god.
He's like the best lighter ever.
Oh man.
I think you're for the redamp in a great show.
Ah!
How the fuck do you get over it?
Where the fucking go?
Daddy!
You have to play!
Oh, I suppose I'll play that now.
It's just like the funny skeleton undertale Mr. Mr. Mr. Shams.
He's like a man at the time.
You know, Mr. Mr. Please clap.
Thank you, thank you.
I won't be here all week.
I'll stop.
Apparently he's graduating.
Capital.
Yes, ma'am.
With friends, everything's fine.
All things are, everything's fine.
Everything is fine.
I love hanging out with my friends and if I wasn't hanging out with my friends oh the things I would be saying
I have no fucking clue
we ran out of time oh no oh no no no not yet
did you ever watch back the last one damn no
didn't look at that how am I in first and I'm having the worst time what is the
heist
he does not like to win
he's really out I hate winning wait can I be darwin then he's so smart
He was! He looked as smart as he did in the whole show!
Can I beat the dad?
Just smash it.
I'm the commercial.
The commercial?
Yeah, I'm the commercial.
I'll beat Debbie.
That's the oldest this book.
I feel like this just comes with an inventory.
Wait, who's left? Eliza and the mom.
Yeah.
You're playing the most boring characters.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Eliza was pretty chill.
The greatest mom ever was Penny Proud's mom.
I was going to say Francine from American Dead.
Oh shit, Francine, she is the greatest mom ever.
I'm vibrating.
Thank you, Candy. I didn't want to be the one to say it, but yeah, she's such a baddie.
What?
Oh, always. You know, I got you.
Francine from American Dead, she's a baddie, bro.
I
Stop jumping
He's not a great one. I don't give a shit if she's a great mom. She's hot
It's all you need oh damn
I think I'm cool. I see
There was even a whole song
What is this song?
Oh yeah!
It's that face!
Body's all over the place!
I love her singing!
Sweet fucking God!
Where the hell are we going?
I'm the lander!
It's butthole!
He's like an active RGC.
He's an amazing singer.
There you go. I'll put it in the...
What the fuck?
one on this fucking level oh wait you can get a hole in one I mean there's
always the assumption you can get a hole in one right of any course yeah I fell
on my side wait what wait I can see a four-foot hole when I fall on my side as
a star I'm so convinced there's a hole up the hole there yeah I remember I have
a hot take about the proud family none of those kids should have been friends
they all fucking hated each other
I want you to know Ari I set up so fast with you
I was just saying wait...
No, those kids fucking hated each other
and rude to each other all the time even the ones that were like we're best friends
they hated each other
Hated each other
You were like hot take I just got completely stoke I could have drove perfectly
I just like made a motherfucking video.
Not a problem family, you can have Dexter or something.
No, I love that show, but those kids fucking hated each other.
Yeah, but they were like, what, middle schoolers?
Everyone was a dickhead middle schooler.
All middle schoolers hated each other?
Yeah.
They were the worst of you.
It wasn't we thought the worst of you.
It was more confused.
We were like, where could you possibly go?
I didn't think he was going to say something bad, I was just like, what, what?
What's the hot take from the brown cat, really?
Such an it is to show, like, it's just a show.
It is a very innocent show, it's just a fucking hate to each other.
They just say that the new one is like really bad.
They absolutely hate each other in that one.
A real Disney series is bad?
Gats.
Well, somebody in Chad said that Penny's mom locked her out the house and shared her like, what the fuck?
That's just standard for black moms. Like, I've been locked out the house with the exact same kids.
Okay, okay.
Let me tell you something. I know many people have been locked out of their house.
I never did. You wanted to lie because I was sick and my mom never did that to me.
I don't know if I should say, lucky you were congratulation.
Oh my God.
Okay, congratulations on that part. The mom locked you apart.
Yeah.
She loves me.
But she also said if I got a B, she was gonna...
Die!
That's crazy.
Oh my god.
What the fuck is going on?
I vibrated until I could not vibrate any longer.
Oh no.
Oh no.
I have a very distinct quen memory of the one proud family episode where I
Where I forget which character like she doesn't want to kiss somebody or something and she drinks a whole jar of like pickle juice
Is something wonder?
I feel like I've seen that episode, but I don't know I don't remember the content
And I was like, but pickle juice is so delicious, right? I want pickle juice
Oh
Why don't they get what my egg what the fuck
What happened um, I don't fucking know different course right now. I might not be on the same clothes as you guys
Where am I? What is my life? I don't know. What is my life?
Oh depression. I'm done breaking. Can I just go up there and that'd be funny.
Where the fuck am I? I hate it here. I don't even know where I'm
supposed to be going. I wish I could enjoy myself.
I wish I could like, have fun.
I wish I could like, have the ball.
I just want to go inside this hole.
I swear, candy is like my mental state if I put it into words.
I just wish that I could use this.
Cause there's obviously this little puzzle of,
if you get to spin, you get to jump,
and it's like, yeah, that'd be cool, wouldn't it?
It's a point of danger.
How cool is one second left, fucking?
No.
I'm gonna- I'm gonna-
I'm gonna get there.
I'm gonna T.O.S. in a second.
I can't stop bouncing!
Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy bounce.
I'm lololololol.
How the fuck-
Did anyone get it?
No one finished.
No one fucking got it!
Holy-
That was-
That was crazy.
How do I fuck it in-
This is so hard!
How are you supposed to win?
Again, conceptually, you have holes in one in this fucking game.
Like how?
Where does that go?
Fuck oh, no having fun now. It wasn't meant for me. Oh, no shit
I'm gonna lose my mind. Oh
I'm gonna lose something you already lost
On a 3d is it her anniversary? Yeah, she's really good
I am going to fucking go apc
Yes!
Mama!
Mama!
I got the-
I'm so sorry for the mama
Oh my god, I'm so sorry for the mama
Thank you for imparting to like both friends
It's been very fun
I don't think you're having fun
I am having a really good time
You're having a great time right?
I don't think you need to know what you're doing
AHHHHHHHHH
Well, get me wrong
Because I am having a good time
I'm having a good time
I'm having a good time
Shooting star
Lady good
All right, yeah, she used to give it a listen it's really I did not know froggy could sit yeah, it's on youtube. Yeah
It's so good
I can't even sound like her just because it's like I'm not used to her not sounding crazy
I have my alarm. I have to go your alarm said you have to do it sometime before bed
Yeah, but I'm starting to get E.P. I'm getting E.P.
Wow, that's very convenient.
Malice have you considered I am weak?
You're a strong, confident, independent woman.
Who are you talking about?
I thought I was going to play one more time, one more time.
I'm already out of the lobby.
I'm chewing.
I'm being chewing.
Why don't we just disable the bouncy ground, eh?
Wait, uh, yeah, that makes it unplayable for some people at certain grounds.
Either take off bouncy ground or take off the random balls.
That either bouncy ground is off or random ball is off.
What do you want?
Do you want balls or bounce?
They would save both.
Okay, they want no more bouncing around.
Hold on.
It's time.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
We're wrapped in forest.
Spooky.
We're wrapped in forest.
I remember we did this for your birthday, wasn't it?
And then everyone was really upset and I kept being like,
I was like who suggested this and I was like
aww
now it's me
I did the same thing
oh I did the same thing as you
oh oh oh
it's fucking low
it's corrupted
that's why
I hate everything
it's a corrupted hole
life could be a dream
life could be a dream
Oh
It's both wait now
Wow
I hope you had fun playing ball
I guess I'm not like 11 stroke. Oh my God.
Why didn't she stay longer?
She has such a blast. She wouldn't want to continue having blasts.
Yeah. What you were doing for a million years. Oh, it's because I'm too heavy. My balls are heavy.
You're one!
The bowling ball, bro. I can't get across without that.
You're a bowling ball and a big bowling ball.
Yes, I can pick.
I'm an eggless dog.
What the fuck am I?
I'm a black black.
Oh, you're the big bowling ball.
There's no walls on any of that.
So it looks enough to go across.
That's not good.
I'm just gonna shoot my lord
You don't want to get it you don't want to get hit, you know
No
I just need to explain the joke.
Um, so...
Mm-hmm.
You can do it.
Restriction, bro.
Put me out of my misery.
Run on a shoe!
You're not gonna have a leg.
I'm a...
I'm a...
I feel like I'm depending on where...
Yeah.
Yeah, oh, oh, let me
Wait what red the mountain flying good sir, it says
That's you welcome. Oh my god. I'll be okay
Look are you guys in there already? Oh, we're different for free
I don't know what I'm wearing.
Hi, is it beer?
My brother in Christ, where the hell am I going?
Oh no!
I'm just gonna give you back the ride.
Close your ride.
Oh, I see the end. The end is in sight.
I couldn't just tell him at this point.
Yeah.
The end.
I see the end.
On the other side of the truck.
No way!
Let me in.
I was like ping pong between like seven different purple portal holes
I am an egg, I can't even roll down the fucking ramp.
I can do this, I can do this.
Oh, yeah, ramp is not that great.
There's fucking walls.
No way.
How much do you do there?
This is a fucking, this is a fucking, fucking thing.
Ah!
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, hi mouse.
Hello.
Hello.
I just went to the other side.
For what?
Or what you mean?
Are you kidding me?
Double digits!
What in the spinning metaphor is going on?
I guess I love being in this purple river.
No, okay.
What the...
How are you supposed to relate any of this?
I guess you don't.
I'm a fuckin' son of a...
Fuck!
I'm never gonna work out for me.
I went from the... I went from the spot
The crystals are directly across to the end.
What in the... cheating?
Come up your strokes so that I look better by comparison in the video.
Oh my god, you're a gamer.
Again, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Think I know.
Oh, too far.
Very second.
Why did you even get in? What the hell? That's so crazy.
No I ran out of shot.
Why were you in there?
You enjoyed the movie?
Oh, you're squished right now?
Oh no, it's Crown and Sprite.
You're squashed?
What the fuck?
Oh my god, you're such a gamer.
Where am I going?
Uh, the light looks like...
How the hell are you in the picture now?
Oh yeah!
Oh, I guess...
What the fuck?
I can make it look like a mystery.
Oh man, that's nice.
Oh, okay, I made it.
What the?
That's definitely a way to do it in one shot, because it always fucking hits the bullet.
Yeah.
Well, with great aplum candy, I'm never one of this game, I've been twice to two of the three games.
I advise to cheat often and always.
What's available to you is not cheating.
That's true.
You must utilize it to the best of your ability.
That's true.
Free Cam is not cheating.
Oh, yeah. Freak him.
Freak him the whole time.
Same. Yeah.
Freak him.
Yeah. I know.
Yeah.
If he was with you, he wouldn't have a prompt of a boss.
Yeah! Exactly, exactly, exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Are you okay?
No.
No, no, I'm doing great. I just...
Oh boy, oh boy, I can't imagine what it'd be like to enjoy, like I enjoy playing games
with you.
A lot.
That sounds so sarcasm.
I would love to meet the people that sincerely and fully enjoy golf with friends.
That's me my friend, Gada, my friend Gary, I love this name.
I used to have a ritual back before a game about streaming where I would play
RISKER RAIN and then every sub... Oh yeah dude, RISKER RAIN 2, every sub was a shot.
And then once I got to the point where I was either a god in the game where I couldn't move anymore,
I would be like, alright, we're playing Golf of Thrones and then just keep going.
Oh my god!
I have to go to the bathroom and I'll be right back.
Okay!
I'm so glad they earned that glass so sad they broke it
Dammit
DLC they put out broke it man like what why they do that to me wait what happened to the DLC
It broke the games like
But it was fine beforehand because gearbox likes to break things
What's the game with the most playtime on your team?
Uh, an actual game?
Not like.
F2P3.
Everything dude.
How do you sort that?
I don't know if you can actually.
Let me see.
You can, you can.
It's on like your...
Oh wait, if you go to your profile.
Yeah, you go to your profile and then it goes like all recently played I think.
And then you can do it by all games and then playtime.
Oh, it's funny because mine is the Sims fault, but that's only counting my Steam Alice, not
the 600 plus on the...
Mine was GTA RP for sure, so GTA.
I have a 2 here, baby, 1,000, oh my god.
I like Dota Auto Chess.
That was pretty fun.
Yeah, I have like
$950
$950
How do you say that?
$1000 in GTA
Ohhhh
Wait Miss Lala, what's your most played game?
You give me a sizzle
You give me how many hours?
How many hours?
It's a 240
But like right after this we'll have what?
100
But 100 hours difference
Oh yeah, top 3 is crazy. My top 3 makes no sense. Dota, Risk of Rain 2, VRChat.
Oh wait, how many do you have in VRChat? Is it in the thousands?
No.
Okay, I'm on 764.
For me?
One of my top games is Rainbow Six Siege, which I haven't played since 2017, but I have almost 200,000 of it.
Oh my god.
I have like 2,400 hours in that game. It's just not on team.
Whoa! Oh, Rambo's Beach!
Yeah.
R6, y'all what?
Yeah.
Oh, my Apex is almost 300.
Yo, 2,000 hours in Rocket League is crazy.
Because you're doing stuff I've never seen before.
And I get, I clap like a seal at Rocket League.
But people do like, they bounce the ball
and they like, ride in the ground and you go crazy.
I can't do that, bro.
I can't keep up, bro.
My actual games are Apex and Rustin Among Us.
It was crazy back in 2020.
Everyone's playing Among Us every single fucking day.
We're screwed up Among Us at everybody.
Like, hey, anyone want to get into a lobby?
It was crazy.
Those Among Us lobbies were like, stricter than a Riot game, bro.
Like, those are real life.
It wasn't even like modded back then.
It was just straight up just a raw game.
That was great.
You were like in Among Us.
In Among Us.
You were so close to that one with Proxjet.
Once Proxjet became on, I was like, yes, this is the right thing to do.
I knew people with notebooks when they played Among Us.
Like they were not with us.
They were right down in the notebook.
And then a second they'd get to the meeting and be like,
It says right here.
No, no, no.
It would be like, it would be like, oh, you did the,
you faked the task incorrectly.
And therefore I knew that you were being fostered
because you're supposed to do this task first
and then that task.
and then the other dad, and then this dad.
You know, the order of the task is crazy sweaty, bro.
Yeah, because that one map, the snow map,
if everyone didn't go up to the left,
someone would run down to the front and be like,
this person didn't go tell them,
and it's like, bro, I just...
Oh!
Why?
He leaked this guy through the end?
I know, I know, I know.
Oh, Mon-Hun is 200.
Mm.
Mon-Hun rises 108.
Mm.
Oh my god!
Dude, I love for you.
It was like the best one ever.
I'm from Monster Hunter?
Oh yeah.
Monster Hunter.
It's just a grindy game.
I just tried the demo at TwitchCon and I haven't played the original, I'm like, or the other
one, so I'm like, I would like to, it seems very fun to do some dual daggers, and I'm
I'm like, or the other one?
So I'm like, I would like to.
It seems very fun.
Do some dual daggers.
Oh, dude.
I'm so jealous because I heard that people
could try the demo for free at the witch god.
No.
I want to play Wild so badly, February 28.
I don't know.
I can't wait, I want it now!
I saw the trailers and I was like,
Cat, oh my god!
So cute.
I'll wait, I'll wait so much.
I can't wait to see the food-eating cut scenes.
Those are my favorite part about the goddamn game.
Seeing the cats make the food.
Aww.
So cute.
That's my only regret about TwitchCon.
I didn't get a badge, so I never went into the actual TwitchCon.
Wait, what?
What?
Yeah, I know. I just went to St. Yeager because my friend bought it was good.
Oh, so you didn't go into the convention?
No, I didn't go into the convention.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They had a moss hunter in there. I was just like...
Oh, no.
I know. I found a...
It's okay. It's in February.
Soon.
It'll come soon. It'll come soon.
The animal passed by faster than you know it.
But I'm leaving in March, so I'll get like two days in and then I gotta go across the ocean.
But those will be the two most unforgettable days, heavenly.
Yeah, but then I go to Japan and I'll feel them be moss runner everywhere.
Like I probably just like...
Yeah! That's true!
But I can't read Japanese, I don't know how to put... well, it'll just come back to me.
Well, time to learn, you got it so much!
I'm not gonna die!
Miking! Miking monsters!
Miking, I can barely speak English bro!
I'm strong little bad!
It'll be fine!
You think I can do this way?
Miking monsters transcends all languages!
It'll be fine!
You'll know how to play them.
Like you played the games before?
I'm sure you don't.
It'll be fine.
Yeah, you'll see the icons and you'll probably figure it out.
I'm sure.
I
Can't wait now. Oh my god
And you just eat
I don't know if you're like it was among us or animal crossing with the two big gaming camps. I feel
Yeah, do and animal crossing we're having like a
I don't even know if it was a battle or a competition, but like they drew was their name the
the dog
Isabel they drew like is about in doom and they drew like the boom people in Animal Crossing. It was funny now
Yeah, they launched the same day or something
Yeah
So they do like fucking is about with like shit like like guns and shit like
it's funny. Oh, barb in the limer. Oh my god, was it really Animal Crossing? What was
it called? Animal Crossing. Oh, No Horizons. No Horizons. Was that the one that ever- Oh
my god. What's in that release? It was 2020. God, I feel like time has passed by so
fast like it was just yesterday it was I never
gained on a PC before before 2020 that was
like really yeah my husband he saw it
what is it Henry Cavill build a PC he's
like if he could do it I could do it and
then he was like yeah I'm busy and then
that was the when I first tried gaming
on PC I was such a console girly before
I had a really shitty laptop and I was
I'm just like, I can't game, but I'm just gonna watch people's leds plays.
So...
Yeah, that was about it, really.
I'm gonna get a tissue real quick.
I'm gonna be right back.
Oh, get fried, Buck!
Sorry, I'm a peach.
Add a buck.
Buck just tried to fry a peach, me and buddy just got laid out.
Don't even try me, bro.
Wait, is it rainbow siege? More rainbow siege?
Yeah, rainbow siege.
I couldn't help myself. I was like, you know what? I need to rank up. I need to get out of silver.
Decompressed from golfer friends with some rainbow siege?
Yeah, golfer friends is the real rank.
True rank, true rank.
There used to be a video game that was the Olympic sport, like the true ultimate rank.
Street Fighter 6.
What would it be the measure and like a stint for it?
I was going to say what would it be the measure and stint for it if it was an olympic sport?
Speedrunning deaths or something like that.
Nah bro, fighting games would make the best, fighting games would be the best for the
olympics because then you can't complain about your team.
You're just like, I'm bad, you know.
You can't have like League of Legends or something up there because then people
Like, well, you know, the meta and et cetera, et cetera.
Put some Street Fighter up there, a little tacky in,
maybe even some Blazblue.
The Heavenly, how many pools can you build
in like five minutes and remove all the ladders
and kill the family members of?
You know what I mean?
Like...
You know what? That's a good point.
Throw Simms in there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you know what, RuneScape.
Speedrunning 99 in a skill.
don't forget 92 is halfway to 99 baby oh my god I'm so I'm so head empty I think
I was gonna wait for my house to come back but I kind of I think I'm just
crying I'm glad I did wash yeah
Oh, what's your fucking like that sound like that scream when someone's talking to you or whatever?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I can't do it.
But yeah.
But yeah.
Horsedon?
That was going through my head right now which is just Tony Hawk, Hawk 2 and I ain't
talking to you.
Over and over again.
Alright.
What the hell?
I was just listening to the Hawk 2 podcast, what is the fuck, the Hawk 2 podcast?
Oh yeah, there's a podcast!
Wait speak of the devil talk to her of the devil
Pain and suffering
Intimacy to pop
I definitely did not know what the fuck I was doing than that.
That's a friend.
Yeah, she's like, uh, we're just gonna hope for the best.
Yeah, my balls go wherever they want.
They go wherever they want unless they want to stay put and vibrate.
Those are the two more.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Random direction.
Random direction.
What is it, baby?
Mine's still two. I was like, what the hell is going on here? Why is it like this?
So easy.
Oh.
I love you.
Hi!
Can you come back?
She's never coming back.
I'm playing with you for the five gifted subs.
She's never coming back.
The lady's head said it was about to explode and then they're gonna try to beat it.
Ohhhh.
Feel better soon now.
Right now.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
I like a Degolf.
I like a Degolf.
It was really fun.
I don't know what the fuck I was doing, but I had fun.
That's how it works.
What do you have next?
Yeah.
I was gonna play some Dead Space but you know...
R&W things over to the 20 get this over!
Cheers!
And tomorrow, seven days.
Oh yeah, seven days.
I don't even know when time.
Uh, we'll figure it out.
Yeah, we'll figure it out.
We always figure it out.
What are you gonna do?
Um...
See who wins more?
This bottle of crown or...
I have all these core lights I'll drink them and try to get gold rank in Tekken and I went
from blue to purple.
I went down, not up.
I hope you have fun with Dead Space.
That's a good game. Really good game.
Master Tricey, stop, thank you.
No, don't come near me.
There's nothing here for you trust me.
Somebody send Fortnite.
Fortnite.
You play Siege, you just lose a little bit of yourself every time.
Fortnite.
You play Fortnite.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Fortnite.
Fortnite Reloaded?
What is Fortnite Reloaded?
Oh!
Foxy, thank you for life with your children!
Fortnite Reloaded is like regular Fortnite.
Is that the only Fortnite you play now?
Yes, because it's more fun.
You don't have to keep rebooting your friends and stuff, so you just stay alive and just run.
Wait, what?
How do you react?
After a certain point, people are not responding, but if you wipe the squad, then they're dead forever.
Oh!
I think I played that one time.
Didn't like it or did someone play it once?
I only played it once so I don't think I have an opinion.
I think it's better for it not to.
Oh wait!
It uses the old map, doesn't it?
It uses like a mix of old map, yeah.
I didn't like that.
Oh my god, it's a pretty good map.
And the weapons are different.
Yeah, it's like OG weapons and such.
Oh no.
Yeah, I don't like that.
cuz the new map too big I love big map I like big button again a lot
hey swear are you hunting for you I'm gonna get you yeah I don't I don't like
it's okay I'll play regular for a little bit I can't make some regular cuz there's
so much shit coming on like there's like Iron Man's guns and then like war
machine and like I do play for a night I do love running people over with
vehicles it is like maybe one of my favorite pastimes you know
It's a good time. It's a good time. Very cathodic. Very cathodic.
Say, Lash, I'm starting 4-night right now.
I have the update. This is not good.
They got an update first. And I gotta get out of this season match.
Oh, I hope the season ends so it's less cars.
What?
What?
Less cars.
Oh, they already nerfed the cars. We're in new season. That's all Marvel stuff.
There's all Marvel stuff and I can't wait to see what we're gonna do.
She stuff Captain America shield
Haven't played some really bad
No, the last time I played was when they had like the mythological like the gods
That's the Lizard K-Dane for 100 Gifted Subs only, shake off!
Wow!
Let's go!
100!
Yeah!
Holy fuck!
Yeah!
That is crazy.
I'm gonna kill everybody.
What?
Why is that 8%?
8% though!
9%
9%
percent it's trying 11% God is there so far it's like a cozy shooting game
uh depends on who you're playing with yeah yeah oh they're breaking for tonight
not playing it and let me tell you I was gonna say I was like oh let me rephrase
that uh for tonight is a really cozy game when you decide not to actually play
you and i like by other other team i'm coming i'm coming finish this as much
we're up three three up three oh right now oh my god you guys are four night
am i am i being crottled what oh no
oh my god movies has a skin in formate?
oh shiiiit
oh rubies
i think i need to buy the rubies thing
i remember that
it's emotes and the marquies
oh
we won
4-0 easy peasy
damn that was so bad
oh shit
I'm at 20%
Hurry up game. Oh my god
Jesus
Have a plane fortnight is actually not playing and just collecting all this stuff from the store
Grande but I want deadpool and I
Why not have them all because
Watch okay
Yeah, five seconds to pick five
Three area on a bit on day
I haven't even seen it. Oh my she's pretty cute
I don't want to be cute deadpool. I like the silly looking ones
so big oh my god but yeah what the hell why is so big he's ripped it's so
tall I want to be ariana grondi okay he's how fit they got it so cute
God my game. I'm Ariana Grande.
Bless you!
Oh shit what the fuck
He hit my shit let me grab that real quick hold on
We're at a fake run
I remember trying to sync my emote from the logic menu
We're all doing it
I'm not jacking anyone's spot am I I mean I
Yeah
Play the Iron Man shit this is really fun
You haven't done it no no
That's awesome
so the around the map that got these like little drop pods that comes and
If they're like doesn't it areas when they come down you hit like a work bench Iron Man thing and you get
Feet and you get gloves, and if you have both you you just iron man you fly and everything
It's crazy good, you know you guys you guys play just message me if it like a spot opens up
So we're doing iron man
Works for me
I feel like you must help my god you're back to almost 30 hours
It's so weird to see it happening like these anime characters is doing things that you just don't
Never have would have imagined
I'm a grumpy
Who's gone the style? Oh my god
Devon London yo, he's on her way to see
I was just waiting to see if she's a real person.
She is!
I was all like,
I don't think I have any real people.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
What the hell is this?
Hmm.
Right there with the Indiana gentlemen?
There was, yeah.
Oh shit, there's a Terminator one.
Oh shit, there's a Terminator one.
Terminator?
I didn't even know there was a chair one.
Come on, 65.
I feel you're inside.
I'm right there with you.
I feel like we're like...
I forgot to retake the lobby music to like, real music you have.
I have a better off alone play.
I'm stuck in my head for the past three days.
All right, the VR chance game. This is my favorite one. You want to know why?
The VR chance game?
Yeah, look, look, look. I'm gonna show you what's the VR chance game. You ready?
That's it.
He puts on a headset?
He puts on a headset and then...
Oh, shit!
Let's go!
All right, guys. I'm getting off the AR for tonight.
Stuff like that.
It's like an old battle pass game. I thought it was really funny that he just puts a headset
where he becomes a woman. I was like, I bang with that. I get it, bro.
I'm pretty sure I have an inverse one too, you know what I'm saying, this is the inverse
okay?
You got a guy and he's calling on a senior, the guy in the black, the guy in the black
and I was like, wait a second, no it's not wrong, it's the bad bitch
You just like emote again to change the team back and forth?
Yup.
That's cute.
That is so cool.
I didn't even know.
I feel like mine's gone slower.
I'm like 10% behind you.
Oh god.
What?
The worst counts the worst you can.
What?
You guys are so cute.
You can text Avery.
How many emotes you got?
A lot.
A lot.
How many skins you got?
a lot.
You know for one or two reasons, either it looks really funny to kill after I kill someone
with it, or I like the song.
Like this?
This is people awful.
You hit with the has been hotel emote after I kill you.
The has been hotel.
Kick balls change with the scythe is really, really mean.
Yeah just let them know you know it's like bro.
I just like it cuz I like making the characters do crazy fucking dance.
Draw like fucking Sasuke hitting the grittiest
Fucking like this we're doing some
weird ass fucking dancing
And they're like adding
It feels like so unreal
Am I almost there wait, it's finished
Yeah, oh so entranced by love
I'm also in...
Oh right! This emote will come out to the store now!
Yeah! The first cryptocurrency emote!
That one was rare!
There's a what one?
This is from the first cryptocurrency emote, for some reason it hasn't been in the store for like 3,000 days.
Oh my god!
I go to the strip club and I make a hail.
I'm doing that big story of V-Bucks around!
You think how much that would hurt? You're just like making it rain coins. Oh god, don't stop!
Stop dancing. You're just coming and start beating the hell out of you.
It's just high rain.
Yeah, that's all I see.
A boba.
A boba.
You're gonna be pretty women. I'll be a pretty woman too. I got a girl skin in here somewhere that's good looking.
Oh shit. I don't even know what I got all of this stuff from.
Wheeeee!
Uh, what about this one?
I got a cutscene.
What about this one?
Okay, okay, hang on. What about
Naruto Gizamaki?
Wow, that was the foodiest.
What the...
Oh, shit.
I don't wanna make it look fucking normal.
Where's my...
Oh, there we go.
Okay, there we go.
YOOOO!
You? We have Goth, we have Pop.
We have
Cowboys and tree cowboys
Oh my god, I see I see it
You're not expecting friend requests!
Wait, what?
How?
Wait, hold on.
What was it?
Wait, friend issues your friends?
Ah!
How?
Here we go.
We got the cowboys in training.
We got the friends with Melody skin.
Oh my god, wait!
That goes to like Project Melody.
It looks like Mel.
What the fuck?
Wait for me.
Oh my god, actually!
I gotta find the mouse skin.
This is not it now.
That was the closest I could find.
Oh
Let me put on the let me put on the literally me skin hold on
We're in oh wait, we're in reloaded ranks wait wait now stop
We were just reloaded we're gonna do the
Damn. Damn dude?
Oh my god, I almost pissed myself.
Oh, it's set.
Ready?
Wait, I gotta be a bad bitch, though.
Go be a bad bitch.
I gotta be a bad bitch.
Where'd she go? Where'd I just head? Where'd she go?
Uh, where'd she go?
There's the way to the skins!
Fuck it. I'll just switch in game. I give up.
That is so good though.
It's typical. Lost the baddie. Lost the baddie.
I'll be fine with it bro.
What the?
Oh my god!
Nugget it to the matrix.
What is that truth is what?
Do they're dare?
Oh wow.
It really is a skin here.
That's like a pink.
Super cute.
If only there would be like a pink
I'm sure you could bully Epic in the game like, hey man, let me get a little piece of
it.
Is that the avatar?
Is that the avatar?
Oh shit, it's the avatar.
Is that Bruno Mars?
Oh
Yeah, it's fortnite's birthday.
Happy birthday fortnite!
Are they going to yellow?
Yellow!
We're going to die.
No.
At least we'll be together in death.
Are we going to be looking for a heart?
Oh yeah, where would that even be?
I don't know.
Is that like a side quest within the main satellite?
I'm in the pool right now I see one of I see a different looking
Yeah
Birthday
This is birthday
And here's shots
Yeah, this was rifle this is serious damage. I see someone there
I killed the whole squad so I was like, yeah, it's time for some Weezer.
Hope you like Weezer.
What the fuck is that game thinking?
I'm very unaggressive.
Oh, shit.
That's what these homies do to my girl.
What did I got her from?
She's healing forever.
What is this?
What is this?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What the?
Oh, hey, thank you.
Oh, thanks.
I'm boomer.
Whoa!
What the?
What the?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, sorry, I was supposed to open this thing.
It's 450.
I don't know if we're in the Iron Man mode. I feel like it would have dropped by now. I think we're in regular battle mode.
Oh no, I don't want to get in the Iron Man mode.
Oh, there you got it.
Probably somewhere in the main menu. The menu is hard to go through because it looks like fucking hoonies.
You can use the pod.
Oh, you see it on the map.
Or maybe it's like small.
Oh, it's two pods that drop mid-match.
Mid-match?
Mid-match.
So we still gotta play regular? That's fine.
Yep.
let's go on a journey oh what is this birthday presents oh maybe that's when
that actually has stuff and not oh my god brad summer
Charlie XTX
He's so full health and king what they got actual music
21 Savage!
Push it.
Accelerate.
Do you want to shoot at us?
Bro, when I was in San Diego, my friend was driving us around and whenever he would play 21 Savage, I noticed his foot got heavier on the gas pedal.
He would start playing it and you would start going way faster.
That was crazy. You see someone?
No.
Oh, I hear people.
I hear a mission.
Oh, there's no road.
I'm about to get used to dying.
I see shooting all yes investigate squad okay let's go what is this
middle take war machine loadout war machine auto turret there's a gold thing
war machine arsenal I'll take this
Italian a birding balloons over time what the fuck is this oh shit I got rockets on
my back I can send a rocket
now I'm done
wait whoopsie mask that's what
look I hear shooting this way I'm going for it
I see them do you see people
oh sorry
I hear you
I saw some I hear shooting
I see you
they recharges
there should be a red crate in there
there was no red crate
die die
I don't kinda wanna use my whatever the fuck this thing is
there's nothing in here
oh is there any more guys yeah someone I'll shot at me somewhere yeah I think
from behind this I want a piece up right here in front of me I hear another
I don't want to use this so badly I don't even know what the fuck this is
What the fuck is this game?
I don't even know
I see them
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh that's not
That's so weird it's so hard to shoot them
Yeah
I'm on my way
They don't react to getting shot at so I can't shoot them
They don't even
Oh he's
He's got no
Oh, shields.
Oh, he's dead.
Oh!
Okay, let's do some pop-up.
What does this?
Die. Die!
Die!
He's dead.
I can't eat that.
Siren!
Drink the juice.
Where's the juice? Okay.
I'll drink the juice.
Um, I'm eating it.
la la la la la
I'm not trying to do that.
I'm trying to do that.
You got juice?
I have a go at it.
Everybody needs some sips.
I'll give them some more here.
I want these veins and look at them.
Hey look, he's got a bridge.
Oh shit, they don't even know I'm right here.
He's dead.
I'm literally right here.
What the hell?
Man, he's so occupied with what's over the bridge
probably right next to him.
I don't know if I should keep this birthday present then.
What does it do?
I think it's just like a temporary like...
Oh throw it back.
It has stuff inside of it.
Oh.
Break it?
And then we break it?
You break it open and then boom it has stuff inside of it.
oh shit what is that birthday medallion you can also have blue like me
balloons you want to take care of birthday medallion
oh you have a pretty kind of a boom the ring
the ring I got my eyes okay well now we head over
I don't know if I'm trying to get in the zone before I get eaten.
Yeah, that's a good start.
Don't play with me so much for the beefy slubs.
The glue game.
What?
The balloon.
That's okay, we're not in so far away.
Oh, it does?
That's nice.
Oh, they're spying over there.
Fighting!
That'll be us next.
Is this a four-seater?
Jump on, jump on, jump on, jump on.
Oh, I'm on, I'm on, I'm on!
AHHHH!
Double-E!
Double-E!
Oh, it's here, it's here, it's here!
Oh!
Kill, uh, knock them!
Where the fuck is the other team?
Hold on, do I want it?
Ooh, wait, there's another...
There's some smalls here.
I need the ammo, that's what I need.
It was all a dream!
I used to re-word out magazine!
Oh, what the fuck was that?
back on the car we have to take that island pick up the big what is this golden
gun
oh I miss being a Sagittarius I can't help being a Taurus I swear that curb
just jump out at me like I don't know what you're talking about yeah that's over here
up over here
okay my turn next I don't see any people I don't see I have a thermal on this
I don't see anyone at all.
I want to make sounds.