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09-24-2024 · 19h 10m
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bro are we back I think we shouldn't play the game I think it's the game I
don't know if it'll do it again if I restart the game damn I really want to
play the fucking game I was getting so into it thank you so much for the time
get the subs thank you oh thank you so much for the gift and subs thank you
Oh, Twitch crashed?
I doubt it.
It was a game.
I don't restart it.
Calling all giga chuds, we need help to raise the timer.
Chat together strong.
Miss Gifter, how do you think you so much for the gift it solves?
I don't know Miss Gifter, thank you for the 50 gift it solves.
One second.
Mama, mama, mama, mama.
That's a weirdo, say?
Oh, oh, oh, we have a weirdo time now. I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry. I really wanted to play the game
What game was it? It was the casting of Frank Stone
Are you setting the PC? Nope. Can do some fallout. I already beat fallout, so
I'm a poker face.
I think I saw some of the gifted subs.
See you later game.
See me later.
See me later.
See me later.
See me later.
See me later.
See me later.
See me later.
Thank you so much for the gifted subs.
Thank you.
We could play.
We could play.
We could play the card shop.
Game's a little bit.
I haven't finished cleaning up that room so I gotta finish it.
Gotta finish pl- cleaning.
I have to finish cleaning.
Double me!
Thank you so much for the five gifted subs, thank you!
Sorry guys.
Sorry about the- the stuff.
That will be a better day, I guess.
Is this a little scuffle?
Yeah, is this a little scuffle?
Calla, please, excuse me.
I have a fucking haunted house to clean.
Back to work.
It is back to work.
Now where was I?
We cleaned this room.
Was I finished cleaning this fucking mess?
Jesus!
Listen, it's been a long day for all of us.
Can we agree?
Sometimes the best thing you can do is just sit back,
and do some cleaning.
Watch the way all of those problems that you have,
All those frustrations, wash them away.
They can go away.
They're creepy-ass computers.
You are not watching me.
Just mop up all the blood.
For the gifted subs!
So much for the gifted jobs, thank you.
Oh, thank you so much for the gifted subs.
Thank you for the 20 gifted subs.
See you down the course.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Hey, look at all these drawers.
This is a lot.
I wish I wasted a lot, then.
Sometimes you got them off the ceiling, you know what I mean?
Oh, it's in the next room.
Sometimes you got them off the ceiling.
You just gotta fuck them off the ceiling.
And I'll hook on you.
That room dirty as fuck though?
Listen.
I'm not gonna ask my clients what they got up to in their free time.
That's not me.
They asked me to clean.
And I say yes.
Not my fault they were a little messy during your activities.
They're just going to follow you in the direction.
All this because of the hack security system.
In this music role, it's like a moaning man!
It's a moaning man going,
Uuuuuhhh!
What is this for?
Cleaners job for making mess.
He's also trying to get himself rich.
Listen.
Right, I'm done.
Sweet Jesus.
Let's see what's this.
A doji bag.
A playing card.
This goes here.
There you go.
How many guys is that? How many what? How many guys did I kill?
You don't want to know.
The choice is deserved.
What they all deserve.
Ever last one of them.
Getting it wasn't me.
For a bag swap.
I'm for a bag swap. Fuck me.
Oh shit, the timer raised the time.
Oh god, Jack. We're gonna die.
What's up? Thank you so much for the five minutes.
We're gonna die, Jack! We're dying!
Thank you guys so much for the gift and sums, thank you!
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
John, thank you for the 10 gift and sums! Thank you, daddy!
Oh, John Ramble!
Thank you for the 10 gift and sums.
We ain't dying today.
I hope not.
Can you stop spanking the fucking trash can, you freak?
Where's the thingy so much for the bits?
Jesus, he's like spanking the trash can! We're free!
Right into the buckets.
Oh no, the timer! Raise the timer!
Biggie!
Thank you, thank you. Thank you so much for the gift of subs.
We got rid of all the trash.
My mom is scaring the shit out of me, dude.
What? Why?
I wake up and she's standing over my bed praying.
I didn't know she was so religious. She wasn't.
But now she thinks the devil lives in her house.
I'm packing my things and moving out of this place.
Goddamn.
Loud noise.
I just fanatics.
Sometimes your fault is one of us.
I always thank you so much for the Get This Up!
Cloud, thank you so much for the Get This Up!
Thank you guys so much.
We had a lady from before.
Let's put this over here.
Let's put this over here.
Whoa.
Jesus.
Get This Up!
Thank you!
So much for the 25 50 subs, buddy.
This is burial.
This is going to break.
It's not broken.
What the dare?
I had things to watch for the 550 Chubb.
I'm sorry, uh, I don't know why, but some lurcher like, fuck, oh, I'm not sure why.
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
The fork and sound of her.
How long is my arm?
Is my arm, cause like, how do I reach?
Should I be reaching all the way over here?
You tell me.
Oh my god.
Same thing. Same thing. Same thing. Same thing. Same thing.
Alright, I'm so sad. That game was so much fun.
You should've never paused the game, Chucky Milk.
Bro, I'm feeling bold.
I'm feeling bold, bros.
I'm gonna try again.
Playing with the full bag.
God damn it, why did your bag get so full so fast?
I'm outta here.
We're done. We did everything.
Good as new.
All the trash, all the furniture, all the evidence, all the bodies.
I'm so sad. Six skill points.
Oh shit. Water? General? What the heck? Oh my god, hold on. I'm so like pressure washer.
Tools. Woota. Everybody give a shit about pouring detergents in here. Increases number of uses
of all detergents by one. I think I almost got the full... oh wait a minute. Increases
Now I can either do a self-cleaning attachment or increase all the stats.
But I can't have self-cleaning.
I honestly don't give a fuck that I need to use a bucket.
Barberies can.
All good.
I have the ability to open all this shit if there's nothing I can really do with it.
You know what I mean?
Go to bed.
How about no.
Gonna wanna find my dog.
Where the fuck is my dog?
Oh there he is.
Daddy is a criminal now, but you're still a good boy.
Huh?
He's a criminal now.
Big Jim, we've let him do whatever he wants for far too long.
Fuck yeah, it's not my teacher's mom for who-
What the fuck?
It's someone call for.
Big Jim, who's laughing now?
Too much talking.
I just have a piece of piece. I ate it all by myself.
Oh my god my favorite pizza spot is gone!
We'll accept this fucking job.
Other kids are mean.
Hey dad, it's been a tough day and I just need to get this out.
I made some friends with some kids who are stupid.
I told Katie that my dad works as a janitor
and then the whole table started laughing at me.
It was so mean. Everyone was mocking me.
I was so done with it that I just had to leave.
But don't worry dad, I know you work really hard
We're glad to be your daughter. Please give Dexter a nice treat for me.
You did great at Mike's Wellness Center, but that was just an appetizer compared with the next half-time for you.
Take all the supplies you need and head to my- my tail's peak so...
Expect a frickin' blood bath.
11 bodies! Thank you so much for the five gifted subs!
So much for the gifted subs!
Thank you for the gifted subs.
We're on our way.
Get the fuck outta here.
Let's check out this bloodbath. I don't know if I'm gonna clean it though.
It's the Italian job.
Be a long night.
If someone should look at this dog, thank you.
What a massacre. Here I thought that I'd finally gotten used to this job.
I couldn't be proved any more wrong. That made me realize that there's no escaping Big Jim.
At least, not if I didn't want to be full of holes like a cheese.
Like a cheese.
A boba.
Marsha's thing is so much really if it's a...
...marbakeam.
All there may be is a...
Okay, understood.
Swish up the mouth.
Sure thing.
Old hag!
Alright, let's get to work.
Oh boy.
Proof that more people should start reading.
Dear Mr. Cook, I know you have zero respect for anyone who is not God, slash Gordon Ramsay.
But you should listen when I tell you to take the goddamn key out of the cold room...to the cold room.
Do you want to get stuck in there like the guy in the shining? Do you?
Uh-oh.
They're supposed to find a key in this mess.
Oh boy.
Deepa, thank you so much for the gift that subs attention losers.
That goddamn elevator in the hotel is busted again.
Now we've got to haul our asses down this freaking long ladder.
If any of the idiots don't remember this yet, he's the hatcher in the kitchen.
I wonder what kind of secret ingredients do they keep in the basement?
Uh-oh.
But there is a keyhole.
Oh, my mop is different.
It must be the extra strength mop.
Ah!
Oh.
What the fuck?
Are you fucking kidding me?
No fucking way.
Thank you so much for the gift yourselves, thank you.
What happened here?
Oh, God.
You've listened to your dad.
Dang me.
Why aren't you answering your phone?
Working right now.
Sorry.
Working right now, sorry, please find another job.
Mattel's pizza seems fishy.
Some say Mr. Gladi owns it, or owns the owner.
Please get out of it.
Not every Italian American is mopped up!
I was the one yelling to edge the timer.
At least be careful.
Okay, me and Mom will come and see you in a day or two.
Can't wait!
The other went through her neck.
Poor girl.
This wasn't supposed to happen to her.
God damn it, I'm sorry, Tammy.
Sorry, Debbie!
We're ending up in a body bag in my car.
Am I the bad monster now?
Oh my-
Sorry grandma!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Hard to believe I'm on his payroll now.
Might as well just collect all the bodies first, huh?
Let me get this guy.
Three bodies?
What's up?
How's it going?
Stream crash Andy.
It does suck, it does suck.
But I'm sure there's people that are raising their timers.
Uh, chat.
I mean they're raising their stones, so, you know.
Yeah.
The people have spoken they need more eye and mouth I can spend today TV TV love to do more
Love to yell
Yes, sir, I did see yeah, how do they go?
Yeah, I'll fucking clean out
Yeah, he's right here.
Were you fucking won five games in a row on Fall Guys today?
You did?
Uh, yep.
Oh, there's a huge Fall Guys update. What the heck?
What the fuck is a 600 megabyte update?
Fuck.
Guys, we're chat!
Alright, let's see.
Oh, I must have installed the update already.
Yeah, I tend to steam order updates.
I'm tired of that shit happening.
I'm tired of it, chat!
But I'm not tired of playing Fall Guys. I love playing games made for two year olds
Finally a game for me
Yeah, that's the game for you. Yeah, you'd be a fall guys connoisseur
Be the iPad mom I got it. What the fuck? I
Got it. I can carry
As more crazy
What the hell told me of the require what the fuck? Oh
You got the update too
Well, how do I update it? Oh, I have to restart steam. I think they don't see another date
I wonder what they changed. Oh my god, you can get a syndrome skin shit
Syndrome on the greatest vulnerable to Frozone
Fuck
This crazy how all night just me what?
What's her
No, we're a nail-biter of a game. I was useless on Valorant, man. I couldn't do anything.
What the fuck is slimy update required, still?
Uh, yeah, there's an update, like, within, like, the past, I don't know, five hours?
50 subs, thank you. Still here, I'm still alive, sorry.
Hmm, where did I get the subs?
Oh my, baby's singing my chat, I'll go pee.
Yes, sir.
Okay, I'll be right back, I'm gonna put the game to update.
What's up chat?
What's up?
Dude, I can get a lot of these like, pay-to-in currency by the battle pass.
That's how they get you, huh?
Oh damn, that's how they get you.
So I could literally get like 800 bucks with them. How much it cost?
There's gonna be a scam. How much if it goes more than 10 quid it's fucking you scam
Upgrade my battle pass. How much that cost?
600 I don't have 600 how many things you've been getting it
But you do get quite a lot one two three four six
Do you just six that's fucking shit. That's how much it costs
Did you only get seven total? I guess you could like farm battle passes so ass
Do this so sad I'm getting maxed out the battle pass. That's
That's so sad. What are like sad existence in a chat? Wait, how do you get the golden? Oh, wow, okay the golden night
They're from winning a bunch you need to wait to get the golden night. You need three thousand wins and full guys
What? That's fucking unhinged. What the heck? I don't know that chat. I did not know that.
Getting a 3,000 winning full guys is actually unhinged levels of winning. That should not
be allowed. Oh jeez, what are you doing chat? How's it going? How would you guys get up to
today? Full guys? I'm excited to play the guys. I don't see if anyone's got it in the
Lobby is on the obit of it and the obit of it. Is she mad? No, she's just standing there
staring at your chat staring just soul
I think you meet chat we get along just fine
Nothing get along just fine. I'm gonna do anything. Okay, you're doing a good day. Good. Got a busy day
Gotta say if you don't know how you guys what I watched any of the godgamer runs
It was a brutal day in terms of the fact that we got so close so many times today
Impeccable quality of runs though that we had today on the godgiver challenge
We got many games that were great. I feel like we're on the one precipice
Precipice of greatness just getting close. We're getting there. We're getting there
We are getting there
Barum's brutal dude. I mean
It's kind of an overwatch situation. I think because Lod is
fucking hopeless at Overwatch. Um, and I'm in turn the same on Valorant, you know? I feel
like it's a bit more punishing on Valorant, maybe. The thing about a good heal on Overwatch,
I can just, I can just fucking outposition the tank and catch some of the EPS of God.
And you know, Lod can't really learn all the Overwatch heroes in a short amount of time
and the maps and the optimal like, fucking everything and the same for me at Valorant.
Like I quickly went through some of the characters on um uh, I don't know what you call it, but
I think I gotta watch some videos of like how to optimally play Valorant or something.
I don't know.
I gotta watch some fucking, fucking guides.
Is there, is there ever like a all in one guide I can watch for at least learn a little
bit more about what to do?
Cause I do this games hard man, that game's so hard, but I'm trying my best.
What's up, what's up?
Alright, invite me to this room.
I'm ready. But where the room you're making?
Oh, that's fine. You'll be watching my P.A.V. while I destroy everyone in your lobby.
Oh, sorry, chat.
What noise are you making?
I'm so okay.
Be a subtle. I'm trying to settle.
Okay, Timothy.
Timothy Small, you're on me.
You remember when you were like...
You were like, you said calling your name?
Yeah.
You were like, you were like...
I watched the clip bag is so funny because you went through like nine stages of like emotions
and like one second is fine.
The game selection.
Duels.
Okay.
Duels.
Duels.
But does that mean like okay crush mark.
Oh that's your duo.
I don't know if he'll be my duo.
Oh I don't think I will.
It's probably gonna be random.
I think it's random.
Do you want to do solos then?
Yeah solo.
Souls is better than
There's a game mode that allows 60 people. Oh, yeah, I'm down. That's fun. Yeah, that sounds great
I'm sure
Party time tumble
Wait, I'm gonna un-
Leash the lobby for you guys to get in there, okay?
Alright.
Okay.
Alright.
That's 7-L-Y-T-W.
I think I'm in.
I will check the code.
Oh, I typed it wrong.
Hold on, let me see.
I can't really get into it, I think.
I'm in!
Kanye West's in.
Yo, what's up, man?
Kanye West, what the fuck?
He's in every one of our games, he snaps us.
Into every single game.
Alright, who knows?
Alright, Chad, join away!
That's I joined you can join a mobile if you are you hate yourself
If you're here earlier, it was crazy. Thank you. We'll get to 60 like in less than a second. I
Think it's also we're like
Really do we just mentioned it? So I think it people are booting up, you know give me give me a little second
We're gonna fasten a few yellow. Hey, let them let them boot up. Let them boot it up. Get full guys out chat
Don't embarrass me like this. All right
Yeah, everyone's leaving cuz I'm here now. What the heck?
No one's to play with me
Huh, oh they don't want to play with you
Yeah, it's good. Hmm. What's up?
I'm so confident that I'm gonna place well that for every number of player that beats me
I will gift a sub accordingly
What?
Like if if I lose the final game, and I lose to like four people I give four subs, but if I lose like
It dirty you also fuck you don't grab me bitch
Don't grab me a lobby
don't target me I'm just built different like that oh shit yeah that's
make a lot of sense if I go out in the first round I'm canceling this bad
I'll pay it out but I'm not doing it again look I got a budget I got a budget
it's been real rough you know I mean look I'm since the god game of challenge
I got no content
My my revenue is going downhill
What the fuck?
Thank you so much for the gift it's so strong
Thank you so much for the gift it's so thick you guys
Hey, hurry up chat get in the lobby
Damn bro
NSYNC bye bye bye Amur is now in Fortnite
I gotta get it
Shoot
I need to go on
Nah
Nah
I'm ready to win get in chat
Hurry up! Where are you all?
Install full guys!
Get it on your mobile phone!
Whatever you want, however you want to play it.
Fridge full. Like, you pretty well run on a fridge, I think.
Any device can run this game.
It is made.
I'm pretty sure a Commodore 64 could run this.
What the fuck?
Commodore who?
Commodore 64, you know another one?
What is that?
It's kinda like an Atari that came shortly after and has a slight upgrade on it.
Well, actually depends on your ask.
But, apparently it's considered to be one of the, the, the pregenitives of, um, early console gaming.
Uh, cause I'm a real nerd.
Hm?
Yeah.
Not like you.
You're real nerd.
You think that gaming's only done on iPad?
No I don't!
I
Likely story and it's great watching videos to be fair. I've an iPad
Like it, but I like immediately like left it on a flight one time. I
Yeah, that's kind of stressful and they just did not want to help me and I was like it's it's on my seat
I knew my seat number just don't get it for me, please
They were like, nope, no, they were like ads lost forever and they emailed me like three months later
And they were like, oh, yeah, we got it like what the fuck is wrong with you guys?
I just showed three months later and then and then the other wishpaw was the most embarrassing part of this whole story was they were like
We have to confirm it to you. Can you please email us your password?
To open it to prove that it's mine
I was like, okay. She's sure sure and that was like so it's a
Uh, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero.
No, like, yep, it worked.
It's like, because I got nothing on that,
except for like, I don't know,
like a couple of games and some videos.
So like, I don't fucking like have any accounts on it.
But I didn't give a fuck.
I'd have security on it.
Like I've never used fucking iOS.
I hate iOS.
Oh, it's like, I pretty much have a fuck all on it.
I got it back, sir.
All right, start the game.
All right, Chad, like I said,
every single person that beats me,
number of people that beat me,
is it like when I'm out,
the amount of people left that is still in the game?
Shit, I'll give you that amount of subs to mass.
Grab me!
Don't fucking grab me, swine.
What the fuck?
You are all beneath me.
Oh, this one, okay, actually.
Look at me, they kept grabbing me
and pulling me into the obey.
I've only done this game like once.
Oh, all my shade is like glitched.
What the fuck?
You have that?
Oh, it's just like players.
What the fuck?
This one.
I like this one.
Hey, this is in the front chat.
Hey, stop trying to view.
No way.
Oh my god, he is in the front.
What the fuck?
I'm that guy.
Oh, fucking bozo.
Are you calling me a fucking bozo?
No, no, this guy just fell the jump button.
It's crazy.
Alright, second place.
They can't grab you.
That's not how the net works.
Why would they grab you?
Oh, you did the jump there.
Nice.
Wait, you're crazy.
Are you called? Nice.
I made it, Connor.
Wait, you're cracked.
You went for the hard ride, Ruth.
Bro, that's because I kept losing earlier.
Did you?
Yeah!
Did you restart when you died or did you?
wow honest honest yeah let everybody keep playing now we're two and one better than
me I'd be like nope no one gets to play if I don't get to play somebody in
chat was like I'll do five squats every time she loses
oh well that's a lot of spots like I did there
Holy fuck these platforms tilt so much when everyone's on them. Yeah
And you're off, huh?
I'll cut your ass
You're my way
You're my way boy. Oh
Then second place again, huh second place again for me, huh?
Then I'll take it. Good luck. You got it. I believe in the end
Did you qualve?
Hey, you got a lot better than one day.
Not a lot!
Haha, really?
Yeah.
Oh no.
I love you lot of skins.
Oh damn.
Oh my god, so many people had skins in each game that would change it.
Oh wow.
Oh, I hate this one.
Oh, I'm really, really, really going to win this one.
Oof.
I'm really tired.
I'm really tired.
He's pretty good too.
He did good.
That was tough, that was tough.
If you don't get a good start on that one, it's a 2G.
Okay, what the fuck is this one?
I don't know what this is, what the heck?
The pipe.
There's like a fast way to do this one?
What is this one?
What the fuck is this?
Huh?
Holy shit.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck? That's crazy.
Oh my Lord.
Oh my God, it hit me there.
That's crazy.
I'm like 7th or something, though.
I'm like 7th.
Well, I've never played that shit before. I'm not alive.
Wait, Master Chief Mokwal?
What the fuck, Master Chief? You're with me.
Did you fall?
What the fuck?
I'm 14?
Does this happen a lot?
I can't believe I was like 15.
Does this happen a lot?
Uh, have a little face on?
Oh Jesus!
I think you're so bad at this game.
Are the two of you eliminated?
Well, they're really trying to get you.
No, they're all playing nice.
They're basically nice.
This is a little scary though.
What the fuck just happened?
What the heck was that?
I think we have...
Aaaaand people left?
Uh, don't worry.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
What the heck happened there?
You see that?
What are they doing like on your screen?
They're just see-dogging?
They're doing it like on your screen.
It looked like you fell.
Wait, was there no weird interaction there? Or was it just I just fell?
You just fell.
Whoa, from my perspective, I rubber-banded off the hexagon into the thing.
What the...
Yeah, that was... okay.
Alright, well, there you are, man.
Damn, that's a shame. I felt like I had that one too.
I thought he was crushing me.
Ah, BBQ Master Pro Club, though. He wins.
He's quite nuts.
He's got great jumps.
Are you used to the full line?
Trust him.
That's how Miki wins.
Alright, let's run back.
Where are they getting their bullets?
A new code?
Yeah.
People have a chance.
Oh.
A chance.
This is a jungle, jungle.
There's a code!
YASZ7
We said fall off.
I did fall off.
Hey, it fills up. Hey, look at that. I'm a fool.
And we're fooling around.
I love that. Well, technically I did fall off, chat. You know what?
There's nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with knowing your limits.
Alright?
I'm sorry, I practiced moderation.
By the crime?
What do you say like that?
Mmm, they put me in the front where I belong!
I wanna go away.
Oh, why?
I think I have trouble with this one.
Just go for the side never go down the middle way too many people. This is fucking ridiculous
I'll take that like that. It's not my cleanest game. It's a tough one. It's a tough one. You can get there I believe
Guys you're gonna wait for masks guys. You're the mask wall
Damn listen to me. I tried. I think I got you out
Never fails. Yeah, but I won't I don't think we'll be together if we do
I don't think there's a man I'm not sure there's a way to guarantee it. I'd be down there
And we like do and then make a lobby
We suddenly try
I'm gonna be someone chat nose. We have big brain 500 IQ plus and nose
I'm a guy going super fucking fast. Oh
Yes, sir. Oh my god draft is right next to a game
How did I- How did I- What? I- I did everything flawlessly, how did people ahead of me?
I just went the clink, the slow away.
Yeah, I- I- I found a...
On the persons?
You're a man, huh?
Well, we were playing earlier, there was a ton of people putting on the bananas.
It was so cute.
At first it was-
That was so cute.
Then it was like five, like-
Wow, who's that?
Somebody in general, LWA.
Wait, why? What did I do?
I don't know.
Wait, why? What did I do?
I dunno, I'm thinking Alice is...
Oh, I got to be an okay. I think so, yes.
Oh, whoa, there's a spin thing in the middle in this one.
Huh.
Dude, no one's dying. Okay, someone died.
Oh, there's a long guy here, guys.
They've all watched my streams too much, and they know the strat.
No one's dying.
Oh, there's a boy dying.
Fuck, whatever friends they go bro.
They're like, how can everybody that watches a fucking bro?
Well, I think a lot of people are gonna get eliminated next round at least.
Because I don't know about them if you go out.
oh my this is gonna be a big final
well I don't know some of them just don't have more like knockout zone
I don't know
this one fucking sucks this actually gotta be top
top three worst mini games
oh god this I hate lag bro my little guy
but stressful bro I was fighting for that
Oh yeah, the Xenomorph one is so cool.
I got lemonade.
20 is crazy, 15 is crazy to have in the final game.
That seems... that seems not good.
Dude, no, this is the worst one.
This is easily the worst game.
It's just so ass.
Oh, of course I have the wrong one.
This is a bad time.
Ah, it's 2G.
That's all right, I can walk with you in there because of shit. Yeah, I'm good
Are you trying to do it if you want I don't know how I don't know how we can do it there
I mean, maybe you invite me first then make the join. Yeah shift. That's our tab
Tab and then it should pop up. We invite someone accept it
All right should be in
And then I think you make the host.
Oh, you left me the moment you did it.
Again?
Yeah, I guess we can't do it together.
What is this all about this time?
Sure, sure.
That's a shame.
It seems like a really easy missed opportunity.
I got ACAQL.
What was I sorry?
ACAQL.
I'm in.
I'm in.
Just in time.
Fall alone.
I did a 41.
Yeah.
Let's try it.
Yeah, six ears.
That's a lot.
Am I like just 100 or more subs?
I lost one guy, so I'll give one sub.
Can I give one sub?
I can give one sub.
Thank you for the gift and stuff.
There we go.
I was going to say, where's my thanks now?
Thanks Connor.
Wait, I can't.
You were so close.
I was right there.
Your view is a mean, bro. They don't- they don't- they don't- they don't poke you.
That's so cruel.
Why does it mean to you?
That's so mean,
that's bullying you.
Nah, I think I'll win, though.
I was just cozy when you left.
I- I didn't make that date. That was him.
He's the Fallout pro, not me.
They fucked up guy to grab me.
That's crazy about you.
Just that- just that- just that-
like momentum conserving.
Can you fucking go down please?
I'm gonna get my fucking crown.
I'm so down we can't do dearest together.
I wait, they must be away because like,
how do they do four guys like 12 minutes?
Like squads, like how do they do that?
That's what I'm wondering because they do squads and stuff.
They must be away.
Maybe someone chatting has had it.
God, this is ass. Why include this one?
Just Google it.
I will Google it.
There's someone at the thing in the middle again.
She has a scene in there in the past five minutes.
No one has died.
Oh, okay.
I lied.
Oh, are they going cool?
Whoa!
Whoa!
I've never had that happen.
That was so funny.
I just got absolutely demolished by three rhinos.
Wait, are you still in?
Do you think I'd die?
Come on there.
Come on there.
Me?
Die?
No.
jelly gems as no audio for the game
I'm just going to be asked.
Working 9 to 5.
What a way to make a living.
And I'm going to be...
Oh no, shot I died there.
That's crazy, I jumped through it.
Hit me up.
Damn, I suck.
Crazy, that's crazy.
That is crazy.
13 sub-shuts.
What?
How many subs is there?
Uh, nah, I try, nah.
Alright, this is the final one.
The final ten.
Normal.
And I'm done with this deal now.
You for the ten you can jump on?
I'm gonna keep the stream alive.
I'll step up.
Oh, Kanye, what?
I can't move out a lot.
I died there.
I jumped through it as well.
I was just, you know, in my deal.
Yeah, look I do I did not
Bro Kanye is one of that of ice
I don't know why he went forward bad what time around coming
Jeff lost
Yet you're acting jump at the end that some reason you're so
Come in why I got in I was 39. Oh my god, all right come here my algae
I'm locked in. I'm locked in. Put me in coach. Mmm. Actually, okay
I'd rather start. I had a shitting and crying from that
shit. I'm crying.
He's gonna be coming. Oh, you're right behind me.
You first up.
Let's go.
I got my mesh right under here that you're going to pull off.
Pull it off for a second.
Oh, this one's pretty tough.
There you go.
Wait, what?
Oh, it's so weird.
On my screen, the size of the thing is different to yours.
Really?
Like the boxes?
Yeah, it's way smaller.
I don't know why.
Oh, I hate this one.
They sure fucking stink.
You're luck.
Really?
Chalga is on you. Sure.
They wouldn't be- they wouldn't get harsh on you. That'd be fucked up with them.
There's no way they'd do that.
Miki, you're still fucking grabbing me.
You were swine in the plague. Oh my god, you just gotta kill me.
I'm gonna fucking kill you then, Chalga.
I'm stuck in the pipe. Kill me, kill me!
I was someone called already.
Oh, no, Insta died. No.
No, this is going terribly.
Oh, this is so bad, chef.
Let's just call it.
You're so close! You're so close!
I don't know where the best place to go is on that one.
I should take this time to take my medicine.
Yeah, sure, sure, sure.
Small!
Multi-tasking streamer, W.
Oh, why this one again?
Uh, people play in the chat right now. Stand in the light of your PDF file.
Mmm.
Oh, dummy on this one.
Fuck, I went dumb! I went dumb!
Gotta use the first one. Wait, wait, no way! I think it matters!
Wait, wait, no, I'm not! Wait!
What the fuck?
No, wait, wait, wait, I'm in it! Other people, want me!
Shit. No, no, no. Can I take that back, Jack?
I take it back!
Minecraft YouTube, brother! No!
No!
Ah, is this here for the garlic?
What the fuck? They put dollars in this game?
It's sick.
Now they got fucking dump off of it.
I love to see it.
Ah, people are actually dying.
That's actually crazy.
I got back up!
Oh fuck!
Me too bro. How does he, how's he emoting? I want to do that. How? How do I do it? How do I do it? How do I do it?
I told one of the jump on bro. I just sliced his head open. Oh god. Oh dude. Dude this is crazy.
I didn't even put that game in, man. That game is so ass.
Here we go, thank you so much for that thank you.
There it comes.
I've seen that guy. I've seen that guy.
Oh, I'm getting lag frames. This is gross.
This one can be tough.
Oh, we have a fan variant.
There it goes.
Okay, I'm somehow in the back.
Okay, alright. I'm in my life.
Okay, alright.
Okay, very stop game of fans out there
Okay, this is a fucking
Dude, oh my it's so jealous of me chat. I don't know why I went to this crazy
Stop grabbing me you bastard. How did that grab me? Oh
That's crazy on my screen didn't look like that and I'll get a lie. I'm not trying to I'm not trying to make copes here chat
They don't look like that for me.
Nah, just that's crazy.
Ah, okay, that's an ass-final anyway.
Alright, and my money's on...
Fucking...
Uhh...
I need one this one.
He's just, he's just, he's just kinda...
He's got four legs.
Although he's gone the wrong way, so this is kinda bad.
He's gone the unoptimized way.
Nah, okay, kinda shouldn't win this one.
okay he's getting hit by everything Kenny I lied Kenny's not way miss draft my
win oh hammers in the middle is he gonna go for it oh no one's going for the
hammer wait okay hold on come I have it oh yeah this guy has it wait a couple
of them I went and the guy who jumped first died
It's a little low too early, buddy.
That was a little fun.
Yeah. I liked that. That was great.
And Chad was streaming tomorrow with me and Mouse.
I didn't even tell Mouse yet, but...
I don't know. I gotta think of some content.
I gotta think of something.
I'll think of something. I'll cook.
All right, Chad, I'll leave you to it. Have a good rest of your stream, guys.
I'm glad I could fail for you guys.
All right. Later, guys.
Bye, Mom.
Thank you so much for the 5 gift you showed me. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
It's time for a rally. A rally? What kind of rally?
Yeah, we need a rally. Thank you for playing with us. This was a lot of fun.
Let me finish taking my medicine. Then we can do a rally.
Conner did not win one game against Chad. It's true he didn't. He lost every single game.
Every game. Crazy. Crazy.
You ran away. You couldn't handle the heat.
Yeah, I'm still here.
Ready to crush this sub-a-thon. Finish this sub-a-thon. But not today.
I didn't think you so much for the ten gifted subs.
For the ten gifted subs! WAAAHHH!
Guys, my bones will be hurting.
Aren't you tired? Yeah, I'm a little tired.
I might have to go to bed soon, because I thought I would be lost in...
I slept a lot, but it's that time of the week.
If you know, you know.
You know, today was really fun.
It was really fun playing with chat.
I had a great time.
It was an official end date for Subiton.
The timer will stop at any time on the 30th of September.
But I was thinking because we started so late on September 1st that I might just
have it officially like the 1st of October as the last day that it adds time.
We ended up starting at 7 on the 1st after she, but if we run over time like let's say
it'll stop adding to the timer at a certain time and date, but if there's extra time
I will stay on to honor the time, so I could be going as long as you guys keep me there.
Well, thank you so much for the five gifted subs, you're pretty crazy.
Time for a rest?
Yeah, it's just about time for my rest, but you know what else it's time for?
It's time! It's time to raise that timer, guys!
It's time!
We have made monumental strides.
Yesterday was a day of victory.
I got my channels back after all this time.
And we passed my original first sub-a-thon goal.
And now we're close to beating my second sub-a-thon goal.
What else can we achieve?
No one knows, which is why I'm paying,
and I'm asking you, raise that timer, Chad!
You are a giga-chat. You are amazing.
And only you can raise the timer and keep me here.
We can have more fun days together.
Call us Thumbs Dirt.
Thank you guys so much for the gift of Thumbs.
D.L.G., thank you so much for the gift of Thumbs.
E. Brian, thank you for the gift of Thumbs.
Awaga-Hara, thank you so much for the gift of Thumbs.
Look into my eyes.
Look into my eyes.
Thank you! We're so close to $191,000.
Holy shit! Is it possible for us to hit it? Is it possible?
Is it possible for us to make it? And make Ruby do an embarrassing dance and spew it over there?
Ruby, thank you so much for the 500 thumbs!
Thank you so much for the 500 thumbs. We're only half way, we're only half way to one hour, baby. One hour.
That would get one hour on the fucking clock.
Can we get there? Can we make it?
Oh boy.
Come in, game. Thank you so much for the five.
If it's something that means a lot to me, thank you very, very much.
All of you mean so much to me.
You guys have been my rocks.
This means we must be responsible and let Mouse sleep
so we can get a 24-hour stream.
But here is some bids.
You guys have been my rocks throughout this whole crazy...
Wavy-ass or deal, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Thank you guys so much for being here with me
Thank you guys so much for watching me. Thank you guys so much for supporting me
We are great driver. Thank you so much for the gift and something you
Thank you so much, right there. Thank you, Augustus
Thank you so much. Thank you so much for the five-year-old dog. I appreciate it so much. Thank you so so much
We're at 30 minutes
We're at 30 minutes right, what the fuck, on going beyond.
Can we make it past 30 minutes?
Can we make it to one hour to rest my tired eyes?
Thank you so much for all the good subs.
Thank you so much for the incredible support.
You guys are fucking amazing.
We must go even further beyond.
20548, what the fuck?
I eat that fucking number.
I eat it.
I tell you, see, watch.
Thank you so much for the good gift, you subs.
I eat that fucking number!
Can we go further beyond the 205488?
Hey guys, thank you so much for the 20th episode!
Thank you so much!
Thank you so much!
Private, thank you again for the 20th episode!
Thank you so so much!
You guys are fucking killing it!
Nothing, monster man, thank you so much for the 5th episode!
We're going insane!
We're going crazy!
I appreciate you guys so much!
8 minutes!
48 fucking minutes?
What the fuck?
48 minutes.
Court notes.
Thank you for the 10 gifted subs.
Dan, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs.
Jessal, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs.
Oh my god, we're at 51.
51, can we make it to an hour?
Make it to an hour.
I'm gonna eat the microphone.
Can I take your order?
Can I take your order?
Or do I eat?
So much for the 10 gifted subs.
Where is the timer?
On your boldest pizza
Aboba
Holy shit, thank you so much for the time because those were fucking crushing and we're fucking crushing
Machine, we're fushing it!
Mr. Blake, thank you so much for the pic you get to film
Thank you Mr. Blake, thank you
Holy shit
Aboba
Shit
Mr. Blake, you are truly a scholar, truly a Chad
Right, 58 minutes, 59 minutes
Look, the clock, the timer is rising
Here's the possible. Can we add just a few more minutes to the block?
A few more minutes. Just a tiny little sliver, a tiny little...
...morse of a minute.
A tiny little more so a minute.
That's one hour and ten minutes at least.
An hour and ten minutes.
So the five fifty subs, thank you very much.
See, thank you so much for the five fifty subs.
Don't want to hit the subs.
Thank you.
A little sliver, a little crumb.
He is one of the 20 gifted subs-
WAAAAH!
Bro, we could make history.
We could make history.
All for making history.
We could make history.
To the 20 gifted subs-
RUCHY!
Thank you so much for the fight.
And by today I mean, when I wake up,
we can crush into my-
my two-year sub-a-thon past that shit.
The day after I got my channel ring-
fucking turned to me.
Both of my channels returned after they were taken from me, and now they are back, and we are back.
And we're here hanging out and having a great time.
Wouldn't it be fucking amazing to say Iron Mouse got her channel back, and she crushed her original sub-girls from last year?
Look at the way!
Are we the way?
We're so close.
We're so close, Rose.
All you gotta do is raise that fucking camera.
Raise!
I know you can get it to an hour and ten minutes.
I know you can.
That's no-
You can do it!
You can do it!
It's for charity.
Remember, it's for charity.
50% of everything that is made here today.
We'll be giving to charity.
Top of the world.
Thank you so much for the 25 gifts and sums, holy shit.
We're giga-chatting today.
Oh yes.
So yes, if one gang is here, if five gang is here, you guys are truly amazing.
One in five gangs, you guys are incredible.
You guys always show up.
You guys always show up.
They are true heroes.
True heroes.
Incredible heroes.
Oh, thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs blisters.
Thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs.
Night, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs.
You guys are fucking crazy.
I can always count on you five games.
I can always count on you, but you know what?
You, you, 10 and above, you little, you little chads.
You guys are incredible too.
Oh, thank you so much!
Thank you so much for the youtube.
And you!
Shaman, thank you so much for the youtube.
Thank you!
Hey, ladies and bros.
I'm in a crush on you.
You're a good thank you so much.
Hey, we're at one hour and 21 minutes.
Can we make it to one hour and 30 minutes?
Goodness.
Thank you guys so much.
Holy shit. Thank you guys. What the heck? I'm also part of the 600-bit gang. Let's go.
You 600-bit gang. You guys are true scholars as well.
I'm feeling the chills. The chills. I'm feeling the chills.
I'm feeling the chills. I'm glad that I could be your happy place.
That makes me very happy. That makes me very happy.
It means a lot to me to be able to do your happy place and to do that.
Yeah, I'm really happy we got the channel back to our brush my teeth so bad.
I feel it. I feel it in my tooth.
You see? No, it's just I have to brush my teeth before I go to sleep.
You shouldn't go to bed without brushing your teeth, but I understand sometimes things happen.
But you should brush your teeth before you go to bed every day.
It's important. Brush them teeth.
I was glad to be here. I'm glad that you're here.
I'm glad that all of you are here.
Sorry about the game crash earlier. Blue.
Alright, I'm gonna blow brush my teeth.
Please take care of the timer.
I'm gonna brush my teeth and they will be right back.
I'm back. Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Sorry about that guys.
My fucking...
My treatment's hitting me pretty hard.
It's been a rough day.
A rough little day.
Ah, well, okay.
Thank you.
I think I just need to rest.
Yeah, be hitting day friend.
I'll be hitting day friend.
Rotunda, thank you so much for the five-minute subs.
Thank you, Rotunda.
Yeah, please take care of the timer.
Guard the timer for me while I rest.
I will try my best to wake up early.
I'm sorry I woke up late this morning, it's been rough, as much as you mean thank you thank you
I don't know who's gonna come over to babysit, we will see, we will see
is it a duck kind of night? do you want ducks? I like the ducks, I like the ducks because
like the sign of the ducks are very, is it a duck night or is it a vod night?
We should put a make-up pole.
As you can see in the sand picture game, the duck gang.
Wow, ducks!
The duck gang.
I really like that duck gang.
The ducks.
You mother ducks.
Well, they're so first half.
We're all about ducks now.
I'm glad you guys like the way of the duck.
I wonder if there's another game that's kind of like ducks.
Ducksim that will be good to put on.
Duck is true, duck is life.
It's true.
These days these boots are going to walk all over you.
Let me activate the ducks.
Is this how it works?
Hold on.
What did that duck do?
I just realized there's a multiplayer of the duck thing.
Basically make a public lobby and I guess people join and that's how
That's how they get the user names on the ducks. It's not twitch integration
You become the duck because you join the lobby and it's an open lobby
But I don't know if there's like a limit as to how many people can be in the lobby
There are words on stream tomorrow. I think
What's one is it? Let me see. Oh, I see it. It's watch your plastic duck to try that one
I shall purchase it.
Thank you so much for the 550 subs, thank you.
You had a great stream.
Thank you so much for the 550 subs, thank you.
Me alone's a huge out of glory.
Okay, I got it.
Well, let's see if this duck one is good.
By ducks.
Oh, other ducks.
The ducks are spawning.
Okay, hold on.
Turn the music on or off?
Do you want normal music or do you want the music from the ducks?
More ducks come.
Um, it takes a while?
The yellow bar for-
Good morning, Mouse, eh?
Congrats on getting your main channel's back.
It was such a joy to see it happen.
Have a lovely day and a lovely stream.
Blushy seven blush grin iron-less pats.
You two have another one.
Okay, by the way, sorry for the boat horn.
I was parking my cruisey ship in my ham.
There's a yellow bar where?
I don't see anything.
What does- what does the RPG know of me?
I don't know.
No, it connects to Jack.
Damn, it takes so long for the bar to fill up for the...
for the...
Ducks to come out.
What the hell?
Hey, but what...
Do you want this game, this duck, and not the other duck?
I'm just making sure.
It's gonna be crazy.
We're in an RPG mode.
Which RPG mode?
Combat mode.
We're in a fight?
What the fuck?
I turned the volume down, so...
I'm the one now.
Oh my god!
I hate him!
Holy shit! What the fuck?
I tell you we're in a bed now. Good night!
Be good.
I'll see you soon.
War never changes.
Jonte.
Quackity quack quack.
Here's our top ten list on quacking your quacks quack quack.
Quacking in the bathroom.
Quacking in the bathroom.
Watching chat go quack.
We need to at least keep it going until she wakes up.
Guys, what is happening to the audio? What's happening?
Raise it, I must.
Raise it. Wake up, I must. It is I, Soraya Montenegro, and I will have my revenge from Jabubi Dubs.
If we all put in one sub, that is 5000 subs, let's go precious family.
Hello?
Hi!
I'm so happy to see the timer going up.
Look at all everybody's doing all this hard work, but it turns out with the baby.
So I hope you all had a lovely weekend and a good start to your day.
Happy time zone, all that good stuff.
Hello, hello.
Nice to see you.
Yes, so glad.
Yes, keep, keep, you know, look at that timer.
It looks so, it's gotta go up, it's gotta go up.
Think of that, think of that.
Every time you help the cause, you're helping.
It's altruistic, it's altruistic, you know?
It's great, so I raise the time.
That's great, so I literally watch it go
from two to 13 minutes, that's amazing, that's amazing.
Oh yes, hello everybody, so nice to see you all.
Yeah, my voice is a little shocked
I just came back from TwitchCon.
It was so nice.
It was such a great time.
It was so cool to do.
I watched the VOD later and I saw all your cuties.
It was so nice.
Yeah, it's nice to see you.
Yes, thank you, Gifted.
It's amazing. Thank you so, so, so, so much
for gifting and contributing to this amazing sub-a-thon.
You really are the true giga-chats. You can't see my hand, but know that I am absolutely saluting you at this very moment.
I got T in one hand and my hand is like...
My other one is to my forehead, really saluting the hard work.
Yes! It's great! Oh, thank you!
Oh my god, so my hair for TwitchCon, it was so crazy.
I got up early every time I feel like...
I don't know if it's my old TwitchCon.
I got up early every time I feel like...
I don't know if it's my old TwitchCon.
But my hair took like two hours to get done because I had it done.
I wanted to be there.
It was a very special day.
It was switch gone.
Hangout with everybody.
So it was like two hours to get my hair done.
And it was so pampered.
But I didn't know what was happening.
And then I looked in the mirror.
And I was like, oh my god, my hair is like, oh my god,
my hair is like, it's so high.
It's so big.
I was getting like a different kind of cell reception
just because of the height of my hair is so big.
but it was so hard like they put like a whole can of handspring in my head i was like i i shouldn't
have butt anybody at the convention because i'm gonna do some real damage if i get into the fight
of the cause i was like i'll be added in fancies look big yeah hair big and full of secrets yeah
that's what i felt like that's what i felt like thank you so much though it was really cool
It was really cool, um, yeah, it was really, it was really lovely if you like, SwitchCon was a really, really lovely time, there's so many amazing people, you get to meet and spend time with, it was really cool, it was really lovely.
Yeah, work it for the style, let's like half the time, oh my god, my feet were pulsing by the end of the car and like, every single day because I thought, I was like, you know, I'm probably like, I think, I got nervous, I don't know, I'm like, my loud ass voice is gonna wake her up.
I was like, oh my god.
But my feet were pulsing every day after the crime
because it was like so much work.
And of course, I prioritized the look over the comfort,
you know what I'm saying?
It was a lot in that sense.
But I soaked my feet for 15 minutes
as if my feet were a little teabag and a little hot water
just to get it nice.
And I tried to ease my pain.
I'd be profan my beloved, you know, got me through the con.
But definitely chose fashion over comfort,
and I paid the price.
But it was worth it, it was worth it, it was worth it.
Oh, so a New Jersey accent, so I get that all the time.
So I'm actually from Queens, New York,
so I very come to say that.
So I'm in New York, I'm in New York,
so like my mom's from Brooklyn.
But I'm born and raised in Queens.
That's forever, I'm absolutely not biased.
that's fine. So you know I have wonderful recommendations for food. I feel like Queen's
is under underestimating and underappreciated borough within the five of them you know what
I'm saying? We got fabulous food. You go on the seven train and like every single stop
off of the train is like a different community and and fees for the eyes and for the stomach.
it's amazing yeah yes I am Puerto Rican I listen I feel like a lot of people say
I'm like Italian I was like I'm not Italian but you know when my mom grew up
it was like it was just air called East New York and this is a long time ago
and it was predominantly like you had the Jewish Puerto Rican Italian
communities all together like I don't know it's like this corner of Brooklyn
was like the United Nations is crazy, but, but you know, I don't know if it's if it's
a New York thing, it's Italian thing. I don't know what it is, but we love talking with
our hands. We have a big personalities and we love food. Sometimes we'll have the same
time. So yeah, yeah, so that, yeah, that's that should split up. Yeah. So I yeah, I'm
Yeah, I guess I'm taking the baton. I'm babysitting
Look at all these duckies so nothing. I think sorry
But like I love
Plastic plastic duck simulator and then I saw this watch a plastic duck
But I wasn't I hadn't I hadn't played it myself and this is so cozy. I love these duckies
So cute. I love duck height like I know. Yeah, really sorry. They're so adorable
I don't know a little duck with a little knife in a fan doing like a little stabito
You know what I'm saying? It's so cute. I love these ducks. They're adorable. Yes, today's baby sitter
Yeah, yeah, one at a time you get to ask for your nom nom cookies or whatever, you know, take your turn
I'll try to you get your crayons and your coloring books. Okay. Be patient be patient. All right
I should read, you know, I would part of me was tempted to
What's that? What's that Snoop Dogg book go the fuck to sleep?
Maybe we should- Why do these days- why do these days- during this you should be read
Go the fuck to sleep as your night night book. That's maybe that's the yellow bedtime story
But yeah, that's yeah, the little duckies are very cute, and I love that it like goes through the time of day two. It's adorable
Yeah, I
Like
Oh my god, D-Maxim?
Look at this little white ducky with the little hearts on it.
It's like, it's gunning.
It's gunning for a slightly better username.
Look at this, look at this, oh.
I like watching this very intensely.
But, hello, yes, hi everybody, hello.
I'm so sorry, I mentioned it earlier,
my voice is kinda shot because of the weekend
because I just came back from TwitchCon.
I got a little cup of tea to maybe help my,
to help my throat sound a little bit better,
You know, all but for the best, um, you know, all but to feel a little, uh, at least my
throat may feel better.
It's not the first time I've had to say that.
We're ignoring that comment.
Don't worry.
We're ignoring that comment.
Oh, listen, uh, I did see a comment earlier about Magic the Gathering.
Listen, I am, I have, oh, pixelated sleeper, duck hide, duck hide, duck hide.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look at that cutie just popped into the pond.
Look at this.
into the pool I saw you pixelated sleep but look at you yeah do a little swim swim look at you you
just got to the pool I don't know how you get more duckies in this game I don't know how you get
more duckies in this game I want to see this no concrut oh my god I did get my like COVID booster
because I went to the con and I wore a mask for the most part of the time during the con but we'll
see we'll see I love uh love playing you know rush or let with my immune system it's great
like we'll see what happens in the next coming days like every time i call up i'm like oh no okay
okay that was just that was just something in my belt okay okay okay okay okay it's not cold it's not
cold it's not cold it's not cold it's like you get all nervous yeah but yes oh my god so uh
it's only mention magic uh i love magic the gatherin i would be so honored to teach mousy about
Although, uh, I would do my best to sear her from the dark, dark, dark, dark waves.
Oh my God, thank you, tarnished one! Oh my God, thank you so much for the five gifted hellies!
Heck yes! Heck yes! Thank you so much! Thank you so much! Thank you so much for the cause! Yeah! Let's go!
Thank you, thank you, thank you! Thank you, thank you! Um, yes, five games! Let's go!
I love managing the Gathering. Uh, I happily teach Mouse any time.
her away from the dark deep color of blue. That is my goal. If we ever get to play magic
together, I would love to see her away from blue. Stinky blue. Listen. Magic the Gathering,
I think it was actually ruled the most complicated tabletop chord game, I think, actually. There
are a lot of different rules, but I actually feel like the learning curve and magic and
also like generally people when you're playing a match people are really like
kind about sharing like tips and rules and stuff but it is the most complicated
tabletop card game but I feel like it's pretty easy to pick up like not an ad but
if you play MTG Arena which is the online client has a pretty solid tutorial
so if you're ever interested I am a Selesnia player as I like to say I am
a how do I say this in a really how do I say this in a really nice nice way I'm
a slump this lesnia I love my green and white okay it's great I love I love my
I love preachy decks I love theme in my deck I also like Naya I really love
Naya which is red green white this is my favorite colors zombie burn deck oh
Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Really? Oh. Oh my goodness.
Demir? Oh my god. Troublemakers. There's a lot of Troublemakers in chat.
I see all you Troublemakers. Oh my goodness.
Junderbuss, you know? Juns? Juns is a solid combination. I mean, it's,
there are all great fabulous combinations. I feel like we should do away with asking people
what Hogwarts house they belong in and ask what colors you like to play in Magic.
That's the campaign I'd like to start going on. You know what I mean? Yeah. Hello! Hello!
Boro's Boro's is good too. Yeah, Boro's is good too. A five...
Barry, a five-colors sliver queen deck? Is that what you just said to me? Who hurt you?
Who hurt you? Why would you ever do that? You're trying to make friends or you're trying to
isolate yourself what are you trying to do play five color sliver oh yes I too love
playing fucking solitaire when I play magic the gathering absolutely not what
the matter with you what do you mean oh my god if for those who don't know and
not familiar magic the gathering sliver is notoriously a very cracked creature
deck very cracked creature like deck and his notorious as well as this
creature tie called a drawsy and then it's very notorious for being very
aggressive and very competitive so hey thank you for the five gift it
heck yes very good oh my god why why is this what what's going on here where is
this time okay there we go over five minute come on over five minutes that's
right that's what we like to see that's right for that course for the cause
Let's see I we got to get now see to which one you can like where we are history making over here
Also, look at look at the poke up poke can poke and how little I oh my god. What happens to that duck?
It just disappeared
Okay, just made that duck disappear. What the heck happened?
What happened?
Okay, okay
I like how what's the same invisible dawn is over here being too close with school in the corner. What is this?
It's a battle royale in here. I have no idea. Oh my god. This is so lethal
But yes, I love playing magic or for the Magic Gathering fans out there. I would love to see more vtubers play
Magic the Gathering because there's so many vtubers who play
Like you beyond stuff, which is awesome, but I I'm here
I am here to help spread the love of Magic the Gathering because it's my favorite
Give it up fucking. It's great. So happily happily recruit people to the cause
Yeah
Infect was the first now closet. Oh my god, it's so crazy that mechanic that's that's a mechanic that is so
so crazy like
It takes like especially if you're playing like a thing like commander for those who don't know commander
Like a format style that's become very popular magic. It's like casual gameplay with friends
You can play multiple people
It's a hundred card deck with single types of cards. You can't have multiples
You have a commander that kind of dictates the play style and the colors of your deck that you play
And
You should have what is it 40 starting life in community and
And with a mechanic like Toxic, it basically, if you get what 10 Toxic points you're like out of the game, it's crazy.
Oh yeah, Tyler! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Tyler!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Where, where, where?
Oh my god, this is, this is crazy. Thank you so much Tyler, that's so sweet of you. Thank you so much.
Thank you so much. Yes, Gifters, let's go! Yes! Yes, Gifters, let's go! Yes! Yes!
Pets the gift is pets the gift is once again. You can't see my hands, but no that absolutely I'm
I'm giving you a head pass
And rubbing your shoulders, you know, we keep on going. It's we are on this is day
24 day 24 this episode. It's off the court
Oh my god, this is incredible. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Oh my god
Look I'm squeaking my voice for this cause that's right. Well. Oh my god. That's fabulous the chat 10 10 10 gifted hell
Yeah, that's what we love to see. Thank you so much. Thank you so much for supporting bouncy and the new deficiency fun
amazing incredible
Yes, so here you go. Duck's respond every few minutes within a random name from the chat if your name is on screen
You control the your duck typing wisey and chat ducks can kill each other
So there you go, stick around and you might be a tough...yeah.
Oh my god, Kaya and Peppers!
Oh wait, wait a minute!
Did I need...did I need it?
I feel like did you go to TwitchCon?
That's like a username you don't forget.
Also you had 10 gifted stuff, thank you so much, that is so sweet of you.
I see you, that's amazing, yes I did meet you!
Okay, like, I love people who do wordplay with their usernames.
It's so adorable and so cute and fun.
So I'm like in my dad training what you know, I'm like trying to up my my you know my pun skills
So whenever I see somebody with like a pun username, whatever it is so cute. Well done. Thank you so much for the 10 kisses
Ah, there we go. We're over five minutes. That's what we love to see
We love to see it. We love to see it over five minutes. That's that's exactly what we like to do. Yes
Well, I love well
Whoa little light flicker in the pool. This is so cute
Yeah, yeah, raise that timer. Raise it. Raise it. Raise it.
This is, this is wonderful. Yes, raise the timer.
Yes. Oh, I'm just a hedgehog and my name is Tom. Well, so nice to meet you, Tom, the hedgehog.
That's like, that's very straightforward. That's very easy.
That's very easy to remember. Tom the hedgehog. It's so nice to have you in.
Thank you for your support.
That's a fun, that's fabulous.
What films do I like? Oh my god.
I love a lot. I love a lot of different kinds of movies. Let's see.
I love animated movies. I'm a big animated movie fan.
I love, uh, so like Disney, uh, Studio Like Us, you, uh, Ghibli, Ghibli, Ghibli?
It's Studio Ghibli, right? I'm like, I'm always afraid to say it because I probably sound like
Like I'm like mispronouncing it pretty terribly, but it's Studio Ghibli, right?
Right, Studio Ghibli? Yeah, yeah, okay
Okay
Soft G, soft G, okay. Okay, now Studio Ghibli
Not that, that sounds terrible. Yes, I love Studio Ghibli, Disney
uh Dreamworks
um, a nomination! All that. Uh, I love live action movies too. I do love, listen, I love historical
movies. Okay, I'm such a sucker for like, like movies like Pride and Prejudice. Oh my God. I think
I've seen that movie like 12 times. It's like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm not the kind of person
you're watching the movie. And I'm like, I'm like slowly like, I'm like mouthing the words,
Like as Mr. Dorsey says, like, and I, and I, and I love you.
And I'm there like looking, clutching like my bag of popcorn,
no bra, sweatpants being like, I, I, I love you.
Like I'm such a sucker for historical romance movies.
I'm such a sucker for them.
I love them.
Yeah.
Under four minutes, this is unacceptable.
Stop playing, we must raise the timer.
Raise that timer.
Oh my God.
Oh my goodness, we gotta raise it.
Which is my favorite dorsi?
Could I just be in a sandwich with Colin Perth?
And, oh my God, he was in the new Deadpool.
Matthew McPherson.
I just want to be in a sandwich mess, right?
That's his name?
Matt McPherson?
Oh my God, watch me be like,
oh, this is really not him, that's his father.
Ha ha, Tomford is so handsome.
Oh my God.
Oh look, Coral just like came into the, into the pool.
I see you Coral Kiera, joined the fray.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, we went to 56 seconds today.
Oh my God.
Oh, what an emotional rollercoaster that's been.
What an emotional rollercoaster this has been.
That's wild.
That's crazy.
No, no, no, oh my God.
It's only one to three minutes.
Oh my God, come on.
I gotta raise the timer.
I gotta raise that timer.
Oh my god.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
God, right, God, what is this?
Oh my god, you're so nerve-racking.
Oh, oh, oh, Dorothy Spanish?
Well, yeah, I mean, hello.
I love the, oh my god, a column first,
Maggie McPhage and slices of bread.
And I'm in the meat in the middle.
Oh my goodness, oh, cayenne peppers.
Oh my god, cayenne and, and a Tommy string.
Oh my god, thank you so much, thank you so much.
Yes, yes, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yes, thank you, yes, yes, raise that time.
Raise it! Raise it for the cause! Thank you, Gifted! That's amazing! That's incredible! Thank you so so much! That's so sweet of you! Thank you! Seriously, it is incredible! There's- uh, that is amazing! Like, you- you think about that? 100? We're at 100? 92,500? So that is crazy!
King dance! Thank you so much! And Sandra! That's right! Thank you so much! That's amazing! Thank you! Thank you for the pudding, the cause!
Well, thank you for your generosity and that's that's really sweet of you. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah over five minutes. Yes
Oh my god. Oh, what a rollercoaster seeing it go. It's like bouncing back and forth. Oh my god
Maybe sitting in such a this is such a this is so so emotional. It's like it's such an adventure
But yes, I love I love like those kinds of movies. I love
of historical romances.
I do also love like, I love camping movies,
like the new Beetlejuice movie I thought was really great
because it was really silly.
I love, I also love a really great action movie,
like John Wick.
I love watching Fast and Furious.
You know, I actually like cry during Fast and Furious.
Something about Dominic Threadle being like,
family.
I'm like, oh my God, you're so true, Bestie.
That's so real.
Oh my God, that's so real, Bestie.
Oh my God, just get so emotional.
Oh my God.
I love movies. I'm actually a big film buff, that's kind of like, I love, I grew up, my parents introduced me to like classic movies, so classic musicals and stuff, and I don't know, from a young age I just always loved watching movies.
I'm a movie girl over TV, a thousand percent.
About the seat of Chucky.
I haven't seen the seat of Chucky,
although I never knew that Chucky had green thumb.
But um, it was a really bad joke.
I'm sorry.
I took the swing, it was maybe a miss.
I took the swing.
Oh my God, Kelly liked Kelly.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for the five, give the holy moly.
Can only thank you so much.
Thank you so much for contributing.
That was so sweet of you.
Thank you so much.
Thanks, thank you, thank you.
Yes, Jeff, there's yes.
Yes, new duck! New duck! Oh my god!
Neck 2-2-3 has joined the fray!
Oh my god, duck height. I love a duck height.
I love a good duck height.
Look at that adorable sliding in.
A little sliding slide into the pool.
So cute. So cute.
I almost cried at the end of the sixth movie
when they retired Paul Walker's character.
Oh my god, I absolutely cried.
It was so, that was so crazy.
I thank you Mary, thank you.
Baby say we can't even go in the fridge.
What do you mean go in the fridge?
No, say where you, no, wait a minute, no, we're at the pool.
What do you mean?
We have a cool, don't go into the fridge.
You ever go, you what, you go to somebody else's house,
you just think it's appropriate to start
radiating the fridge, what's the matter with you?
Anybody teaching me any of this?
What is this?
You just don't go?
Oh my God, my mom actually did this one,
So I did have a couple of friends to my house
like back when I was in middle school
and one of my friend, she's like a childhood friend of mine.
She went to my fridge.
We were all hanging out like playing a board game
in the kitchen.
She went to my fridge, opened the fridge
and asked if anybody wanted anything.
Right as my mom walked into the kitchen
and my mom is like, I don't see you paying the mortgage.
What do you think you're doing open my fridge?
Opening drinks, offering drinks to people.
My mom was like, she had no chill.
Oh my goodness, I can't believe it.
Where, oh my God, I'm getting three again.
She's right though.
It's so true though, like I, like,
I, like, if you're, it depends on like the context,
but I totally understand.
She totally, like, I totally understand now why,
like maybe as an adult, why she was so protective.
I was like, you know the price of orange juice
nowadays?
Oh my God, you just can't go offering
people orange juice. What is this? This isn't like a free-for-all super market.
Can't just go raid in a fridge. What is this? Only I can range a fridge and I
usually do it between the hours of two and four o'clock in the morning. Wearing
nothing but a dream and and being illuminated by the light of the fridge.
Oh my god! Abraham! Oh my god! Holy moly! Canole! Thank you so much for a 10 gifted!
Oh my god! Actually wait maybe oh I realized maybe I should I should be I
I should be, I realize, I'm dressed very inappropriately for this.
I'm dressed very inappropriately.
I should, I need to, I need to match what happened here.
Hold on, let me see.
Let me see, let me see where I could be.
There we go.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Now we are ready, now we are ready to continue.
Oh my God!
I give it, yes, lalala, yes, yes.
Oh my God!
For five gift, I forgot.
totally had an appropriate outfit for today oh my goodness yes make sure you
think your gift is is so sweet of them to do that but also raise the timer that's
amazing thank you so much for your generosity thank you well so I love
playing plastic plastic gut simulator it's so cozy I it's so great and so
a friend did this made this little PNG for me but especially I like being like
a little minute look at it look at this like a little more angie duck i just don't know
uh but yes yes i got a little look uh uh marketable plushie marketable plushie art yes
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes oh my god i will do uh i don't know if we listen if we if we can
I can get this time over 10 minutes.
I'll sing a song for all of you.
Also, TLDR, I want you to know that I will,
I don't consider myself a singer by any means,
but it is, I'm actually, I didn't say I'd sing it good.
I said I'd sing a song.
If we get that time over 10 minutes, we'll do that.
Okay, right?
That's what we gotta do.
That's what we gotta do.
We gotta raise that timer.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay, okay, that's what we got to do. This is nice. This is nice comfortable seven, huh?
Can we get this over to ten? Can we get over to ten?
Yeah, so I think that'd be great. Oh, it'd be fabulous. It'd be fabulous.
So look at this. Oh my god, Tara! Tara! Look at your little head! Oh my god.
Angel just... this slash... net? Did I just see that?
These ducks, they're fighting each other. Oh, that's Gambit. If you hear blocking, that's my dog.
was. He's like, yes, yes, he also is. He's gammon is also barking to raise the timer.
Okay. All right. You got it. You got it. But that he's also saying raise the time.
That's definitely what he's saying. Yeah. This is West Side Story with ducks versus
ducks versus. Oh my God, I think I just witnessed a murder. I think I just I think
I just witnessed a moida in the pool.
What is this?
But yes, it's the ducks versus what?
The chickens?
It would be like the West Side Story.
It was the best of times and was the most foul of times.
Yeah, quack, quack side story.
Exactly.
I think that movie was migration.
What ducks and West Side Story?
I think you're watching different movies.
It's such a cute, I loves migration.
I'm watching on the plane.
Yeah.
He's got a big personality and a tiny body that can't contain it.
He's a cute little fella.
My little dog.
My little guy.
My little guy.
Yeah.
A booba.
I see that.
What's your dog?
A booba.
Yeah.
Gammy is a pretty good dog.
I'm definitely biased.
Yes.
Definitely biased.
I think he's the best dog.
Yes.
Quick.
Quick.
Quick.
Quick.
Quick.
quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, but yes, I actually love West Side Story. I'm a big musical girl.
I love musicals. They're fabulous. They're so dramatic. You know, it's not like, you can't just
stay in a musical like, oh my god, I love this person, like, or I'm pining for this person,
right? You don't just say that. It's like, like, if B2B were a musical, you wouldn't be like,
Oh, I hope my Oshie notices me. It's just like I hope my Oshie notices me jazz hands jazz hands
Kickball chains kickball chains
That's right, you know like
I hope my Oshie hangs out with me shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle
Corvus like that that
Everything is so big and dramatic. I love it. It's so extra
Hey the star can musicals. Yes. I was actually a very big fan of the very pot of musical
If you if you know that one it was like the daddy daddy's come to love me like I loved the part the very part
That was one, but I know they've done so many
I know they're done and they just finished one. They just did one this past summer. I think so I guess yeah
I'd watch the hell out of the beach over music hell. Yeah. Oh, so hi. Yes. Yes. You watch the hell out of a
Of a of a of a of a beautiful musical. Yeah, I mean, I know about you
But I would I would look to see a chorus line of some fabulous fabulous
D-tubers doing high kicks and stuff, you know, I want to see like that single spotlight highlight, you know, as
As a Vtuber expresses the deepest thought to desire, you know, it'd be great. I love it. It'd be fabulous
That's what we should do, the first feed to the musical.
It'd be great.
Yeah.
Hello, hello everybody who's coming in.
Hello.
Yeah, let's raise that timer.
Oh my God, we dropped into five minutes.
Can we raise it?
Can we keep it up?
Can we keep that timer up?
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Who would want to see that with the line of the geckos like the geckos like
wearing little top hats what do you want to see that hello I'd love to see that oh
my god
it'd be so good it'd be amazing
little canes oh my god little canes that'd be so funny that'd be so good I'd
love to see that I would love to see like you know how like in classic
musicals you had like the star the sword like in like
La Rouge like coming down on from the ceiling. I imagine like
Melody coming from the ceiling and like all her little like science team little robot
They're like floating her down and she like falls from the ceiling and she has a
Excellent number. I think it'd be so fabulous. Are you kidding me?
Where would we're who wants to write this fanfic? I'm here for the V-Shows your musical. Absolutely. Oh
oh my god oh my god my you're gonna raise my blood pressure I can't believe
it I am like a Jerry oh my god was it two minutes oh my god my hands are sweating
oh my god oh my god bring this back up we gotta bring this back up this is so
nerve-wracking this is so nerve-wracking
crazy yeah it panic panic oh my god if the Tyra works out he doesn't debut
show job we can't have that happen she's oh my god we can't have that we
I take a like one minute oh god oh god oh god oh god oh oh oh my god people
coming close oh god oh my god thank you so much
I don't see you will be come by Lord come by Lord
oh step hill step hill thank you so much for your gift it's up
Thank you so much for your gifts, it's fabulous.
Thank you so much, Odyssey, thank you for five.
Thank you, Boomba, for five.
Thank you, Steppill for five, let's go.
Oh my God.
That made me so nervous.
Thank you, thank you, thank you so much
for contributing to the cause.
Amazing, yes, yes he is.
Yes, he is.
Yes, he is, perfect, yes.
Oh, thank you, thank you, that was incredible.
Oh my God.
Made me so nervous, Jesus.
Wow, this is really a rollercoaster experience.
It's crazy.
Yes, raise the time and keep it going.
Keep it going, keep it going, keep it going.
Yes.
Holy moly cannoli, scripture!
Coming in clutch with a 25 gift and let's go!
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
25 gift and quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yes, yes, oh my God.
So much for the 25, holy moly.
That was great, yes.
You can't see me, but I too am waving my hands
like in the direction of the light sticks.
I'm slapping my little wings
in the direction of the light sticks.
Oh my God, heck yes, heck yes, heck yes.
See, yeah, oh my God.
Yeah, seeing the time, it always gives me anxiety.
I like checking every day to see how it's doing.
And it's usually doing pretty good,
but sometimes I have to even dip low
and I'm like, oh my God, oh my God, it's crazy.
This is crazy.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, yeah.
wave your light sticks in the air like you just don't care but you care very much because
you're hanging out here during this amazing sabbathorn and contributing to the cause.
Contributing to the cause.
Let's do it.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Look at those light sticks.
Look at those light sticks.
Yes.
Wave them for Melty.
Wave them for Melty.
Yes.
Wave them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nyah! Nyah!
Ekliz! Ekliz! Yes! Fabulous! Fabulous! There you go. There you go. Yes!
Oh, amazing. Oh, thank you so much, Gifted. That was so sweet of you.
That was so sweet of you. Thank you so much for contributing to the course. That was really nice of you. That was really sweet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at this. Oh my god. I should... Oh, wait a minute. Hold on.
I gotta work on this one. Let me see if I can do this.
Let me see if I can do something quick.
But yes, this is great.
Where's that timer?
Yeah, we got a beat last year's record.
Isn't it amazing?
It is?
Isn't it amazing?
Okay, can we just, okay, she's sleeping,
so she can't hear me, which is great.
She won't, she won't notice this later.
Isn't it amazing that we're like hyping her up?
Oh my God, wait, first of all, what's that?
What thing does it eat?
Cry?
Is that cry that we just entered the pool?
Is this a ducky with a little knife?
Ready to do some damage?
Isn't that amazing that mousey?
That's just amazing!
We love our human screams and dolls!
So amazing, so amazing!
We're gonna chill under 30 minutes for days.
It's been killing me.
Oh my god, I feel that.
It's crazy.
People are really...
I fan-d out.
Look at all of you.
All of you, you all, you're telling me yourself.
You all, you know, it's so interesting
watching everybody be here and be like,
oh yeah, we love to edge ourselves.
I was like, wow, I didn't realize
be so open about your kinks to a bunch of strangers on the internet. So nice to see all you people be so
so happy with edging yourselves. Seeing this time go on to 30 minutes. This crazy, crazy. Yeah,
number one on Twitch, baby. That's right. We love to frickin see it. We love to frickin see it.
Yes, I'm mousy is amazing and so are all of you you are all incredible
incredible incredible for contributing to this amazing amazing Salvatore so yes
thank you thank you thank you it's been under five minutes oh my god well
yeah I gotta I gotta help pipe it up you know that I gotta be the keeper of
of the guard over here, of the timer.
Yeah, we gotta keep raising this.
That's my responsibility.
I'll come here to, you know, to jingle keys in your face
and to hype up the saboteur,
and that is the point of doing this, you know what I mean?
We gotta do it, holy moly, loyally bear!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
That's amazing, that's amazing.
We love to see it, thank you so much.
Thank you, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, cheese!
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Keys? Keys?
What is it? Is this something...
Do I have...
Do I have...
What am I... keys?
They're somewhere.
I don't know. As long as I don't leave my house, I shouldn't be in trouble, right?
That's how that works, right?
It's fine. I'll just stay here forever.
It's fine.
These skis?
Okay, okay, okay.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
So much for fire kip, did hell guess.
Okay, we have, we have, I have different variations here.
Look, I got, I got all kinds.
I got, okay, we got, we got, okay, okay, got that.
Okay, and then I got, I got a lot.
I got this one.
Okay, we got, we got that one.
And then we got this one.
And then I had this one.
And my mother said I couldn't be a musician.
Look, I'm proving her wrong in this very moment.
And then you put them all together.
And then it's yeah
For my breathing I I'm like a ret cool night. I pocket everything. Okay
Yeah, you get you get more keys more keys for every forever for every sub we get a little key moment, huh? Okay?
Yeah
It's amazing.
Oh, it's great.
Oh my God, I just noticed there's somebody who's stuck on the bottom of the pool.
I just noticed.
Rez?
Is that their name?
Rez?
Rez, he's stuck on the bottom of the pool.
Is that a stone duck?
Is that what happened?
Is that what, is that what happened?
It's what it's time on.
Oh my God.
Three, three and a half minutes.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Trapical coming in clutch.
Yes.
Yes.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for contributing.
Yes, every time, every time, every time
get a little sound, get some keys, okay?
Look, there's incentives over here.
You want your, you want your little,
you want a little stimmy stimmy?
Want a little stimmy stimmy?
Then you gotta give a little subby subby.
That's how it works.
This is the, what is it?
It's like full metal alchemist, toka toka, toka toka.
It's equivalent exchange.
Like Japanese, I'm butchering Japanese over here.
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Oh god, oh god, there you go.
That sounds a little better.
Yeah.
Concrete ducky is immortal.
It's definitely a concrete ducky.
Look at that.
It's just like chilling on the bottom of the pool.
Immortals.
Immortals.
Oh my God.
Three minutes.
Oh my God.
Come on, come on.
Wait, wait, wait.
We can do better than that.
We can do better than three minutes.
Oh my God.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's cool.
This is cool.
Face the time with the keys.
Face the time with the keys.
Come on.
We gotta do this.
Oh my God.
We gotta raise the cup.
Do it real quick.
you know, yeah.
Right, you're sleeping with the fishies.
Yeah, what is...
What is happening here? What is this little...
What is this?
Conquer...
Yeah, no keys if the timer runs out, exactly!
Oh, Holy fucker!
Holy fucker! Thank you so much!
Thank you so much!
Time out, boys and kids, thank you so much!
Fuck off for five tips, and thank you so much!
Thank you so much!
Thank you so much! Thank you so much! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you so much! Okay? It's amazing! It's incredible!
Yes! Keep, keep, keep, keep! Every time, every time you contribute, amazing! Every time you contribute, amazing!
Oh! This is very stressful! Playing with this is like you're not only playing with the time and you're playing with my heart! You're playing with my heart!
Oh my god, why would you do that?
You adorable duck yeah, who's over here?
Why would you do that?
Why would you do that to me?
Huh, my heart can't handle it.
Oh, did I sleep some?
I actually, not for nothing, I slept for 10 hours,
which is the most sleep I've gotten in a week.
Like I think I was sleeping like five to six hours,
maybe that every day at TwitchCon.
So I'm so happy that last night I was able
to do 10, it was incredible.
Yeah, oh my god, well, I just told me this okay, okay, okay, maybe maybe maybe okay, maybe I have to do
Okay, okay, wait a minute. Maybe maybe I have Swiss's up. Okay. I'll do
uh listen uh let's see uh that was gonna let's we got we listen one one
minute come on come on don't add to that oh god oh thank you so much thank you so much
holy moly can only oh my god so much for gifted gifted subs thank you for five
Hey folks, let's get some subs going
Yes, bring that timer up bring that timer up. Thank you so much. It's all for a good cause
Yeah, you blinkin and all the sudden down is crazy
Thank you so much. Thank you so much. That's so sweet of you. Thank you so much for five
I forget gift it's up. Thank you so much
Drop it all coming in clutch with five gift it. Thank you so much. Yes
Raise a timer raise a diamond. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh
It's okay. Oh
Wild. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Yes waving waving with the lights. It's waving with the lights. We level with the lights
Very good very good, but yes, I hope you all had a wonderful weekend this
just supporting this amazing subun
have you had a favorite moment of this subun so far?
have a favorite moment?
I particularly love the Minecraft stream
that was one of my favorite points of this subun
I'm always lurking, I always poppin' like everyday
and I'm always lurking, but
thank you so much, thank you so much
thank you so much for your gifted subs
thank you so much for sending me a video
thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
yes, thank you, thank you
So yes, thank you every dad who said so. Oh, yes same same also that I love yes
I love when now she was singing and she was warm for him and had all her instruments that was also peak for me
I was crying laughing. That was one of my favorite moments. Yes
That was pretty good. Yeah
Yeah, was she looking
She's like she's like what is she doing? What is she doing to my dad?
You gotta keep an eye on me.
Literally gotta keep one whole thing to the eye.
Yeah, warm, warm.
Yeah, I'm in trouble.
Thank you so much for someone with tier one.
Thank you so much for contributing to the cause.
Thank you so much.
Cinema Roll Cafe was awesome.
That was also fabulous.
I, I, I, I loved that too.
That was great.
Cozy too.
Thank you so much for contributing with a tier one sub.
Thank you, thank you, thank you so much.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. That's so true. Thank you
Thank you very much
Yes, every sub every sub helps every sub helps of course. Yes
Yeah, ten iron mouths has been enjoyed a hang here. It's always I I think it's so amazing the like
the enthusiasm and passion that people
contributed to any kind of big event especially if there's a charitable
cause associated with it I think that's so incredible and all of you are so
amazing to contribute to be here to keep the chat going to keep the the vibes
going to keep the energy going to keep that time up to make sure that this
subathons does not finish. Yes, that's our randomly given out. That's our randomly given out in
text. Yes, they respond every few minutes and now random. Yes, it's incredible. Yes, it's great.
You're incredible. So thank you so much for contributing to this great thing where over
five minutes and let's keep it over five shall we let's let's let's do it it
would be amazing if she like woke up what do you mean I have 15 hours I feel
like that's right people working hard out here yeah the duck sounds keep
catching me up to God I love I feel like I just saw one a slightly better
use a name also made another duckies disappear it is so it is crazy it's
crazy to see the battle royale that is occurring in this lovely sweet summer
pool yeah we lost two ducks got we gotta see more ducks coming but every
couple minutes they come spawning in so we'll see when the new duck come new
duck height you know I'm saying no duck no duck height yeah they're working
and hard as...
Hardly... No, they're working hard on edgy stuff.
Oh, do the crime!
Crusty milk!
Crusty milk!
Welcome on in!
Is that a shoebox on your head?
Okay.
Old man!
KERRIT!
I owe so much to me!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
human!
KERRIT, thank you so much for...
Catchy?
Yeah.
You can chat KERRIT.
Well done!
Well done.
Amazing, amazing.
Yeah.
This is what your plastic duck.
It's like an alternative plastic-plastic duck simulator.
Except it's pixels.
But I said, adorable is our kind.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Adorable, adorable.
Thank you so much for contributing.
That's what we love to see.
That's what we love to see.
That is a point of, geez, you can't see me,
but I ate two and wiggling my arms like a,
like a gumbee, you know, if you know that show.
It's like, I ate two, I have noodle arms.
Yes, yes, call me ramen
because I got noodle arms.
That's right, that's right.
Oh my God, thank you for having me.
Thank you for putting up with the sameness, absolutely.
24 days is crazy.
Are you kidding me?
It's wild, wild.
I think we could do,
I think we could do the whole month of September.
Don't you think so?
I think we could do it.
I think we could get that mousey to the end of September.
I'll even be on maybe, maybe a little,
just a little tip of October maybe.
Who knows, who knows, who knows.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, we can beat the record so so what what what is the benchmark what is the
benchmark we got to do we got it we got to beat it with flying colors we got a
beat it with flying colors that's that's what we got to do that is our
goal 20 205,488 so that okay listen we got to do it we got to do it we
got we got to beat it we got to beat it that'd be incredible we got to do
Yeah, okay. There we go. So, okay. Yeah, raise the time. We got it. We got to make some vtuber history up in this thing
You know what I'm saying? We got to do it
We got to show people just how incredibly powerful if we haven't already as now
She hasn't already been an incredible beacon in that light and in that sort. We got it
We got to really show what we are capable of and stop under arresting us
some funny tubers and seen the power of that yeah yeah yeah yeah we're so close that'd be so crazy
i want to be i i want i want to be uh like i want to be in the chat today i was here i want to
be and i was here you know what i'm saying oh a slightly better username oh seven i'm so sorry
thank you for spending your time with us you got obliterated so sorry
But tibia actual smells like falling leaves.
It all just smells like pumpkin pie and Halloween and witches goblins and all kinds of and and
mommies and zombies and all that goes in.
David's carpet taking for so much more fire kisses.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Life is taking so much more for the f-
Yeah.
Amazing.
Listen, let me see if I can uh, if I can do something to entertain you.
Let's see. Let's see. What's something we could do? What's, uh, let's see. I can't, uh, let me see. Uh, what is this? Uh, listen, I, let's, uh, let's see. Uh, let's do this. Come on. Who doesn't like this? Okay. Who wants, who wants a little staminate? I, two minutes. Okay. Listen, I, I, I, okay. If, if, I, listen, we gotta raise this time.
We gotta do this, okay?
I can't, once again, you playing with my life, yes?
That's right, Oobie, Oobie!
All right, and thank you, Gifters, thank you, Gifters!
That's what we like to see!
Thank you so much, oh my goodness, thank you so much.
Amazing, amazing, amazing.
Thank you so much for the five.
Thank you for contributing and being so generous.
Thank you so much, thank you, thank you.
Let's define thank you so much you too get
Thank you guys so sweet of you. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. That is amazing incredible. Thank you so much for contributing
Yes amazing. Oh my god, Tara, Tara. Oh my god, Tara. Okay, you know what? Yeah, we gotta feel I'm gonna swap it up
We're gonna we're gonna I also we're gonna swap it up. This is how I'm feeling right now
This is how you're making me feel now. You're making me feel get me all stressed. Oh my god
See this time on the scene this time on the five minutes getting me all stressed. Oh, thank you for your five gifts
Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Yes, oh, this is like my perpetual state of being right now. You kidding me? Look at me. I'm vibrating with nervousness as anxiety
I can't believe it
Take this time of going underneath five minutes. Yes
Can't believe it. Yes
Yes, exactly. Let's keep raising that timer. A small amount makes a big difference and it's all for good cause.
Oh my god! Oh! Vamp Rouge! Thank you so much! Holy moly cannoli! Thank you so much for the five gifted! Thank you!
Yes! Thank you so much! And Tony's a-
All the keys! All the keys! Oh my god! Oh, okay, we're over five. Okay, I can change. I could go back. Okay, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.
Oh, you make me so nervous. You make me so nervous every time. Oh my god. And thank you for oh
Thank you so much. Thank you for contributing every little bit helps. So yes, absolutely
Maybe you only got one you could do that's amazing
It's very that's incredible. It's all it's all it's all part of it. It's all part of it. That's amazing. Thank you so much
Thank you so much. I was so sweet of you. That was so kind of you
That's wonderful. There you go. There you go. It's great. Wonderful. Yeah, giga vamp, giga fluff, giga toni, giga bisu.
Yes, exactly. Gigavamp, giga fluff, giga, giga toni, giga bisu. Well done. Well done. Well done. Thank you. Thank you for contributing to this wonderful summer.
Let's make history people. Let's make history
Let's make history. That's right raise the timer raise the timer. Yeah
Okay, listen, we're gonna okay
We've been listen if I'm let's do this
Let's let's let's do this little if you know this song sing along
It's chill little thing. All right. Like I said, I I don't
You know, I think I think a seagull squawking is probably more melodious than myself
But might as well was it's here vibing and it's all for a good cause we just oh my god, minty
I'm so nice seeing you at twitch con. Here you go
It was so good seeing you. It was so good seeing you. David say hello
Yes, I'm I'm watching over all of you. I am your overlord. I am your overlord
Your diner waitress overlord
uh yes something something something yeah exactly that's that's that's it that is that is it yeah uh
huh uh huh this is zombie it is this i used to listen to okay i'm gonna age myself here i don't
care i used to burn CDs and i used to have this song on my burn CD and i kept on like backing it
on my on my cd player because it's so good and i'm not a train singer by any means but i love
like they like jump it jump it it's like the noise that i make after i have talk about you know
i mean like uh it's fine yeah 90s gang listen listen uh my i i get sciatica by streaming i think
I think that absolutely qualifies me for being a 90s kid.
Remember Lime Wire? How dare you? How dare you bring up Lime Wire? What are you trying to do to me?
What are you trying to do to me? You're trying to aid- oh my god, I feel like I just felt my skin shrivel.
I feel like I felt my skin shrivel like that. Oh my god, you mentioned the Lime Wire?
Oh my god. Listen, I...
Napster! Oh my god!
I'm aging myself over here.
Drainy! Drainy! Thank you so much!
Thank you so much for contributing. That's so sweet of you.
That's so sweet of you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
That's so kind of you. Thank you so much.
Well done. Well done.
Yeah! Well done!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well done, well done.
Yeah. What's Lime Wire?
So Lime Wire was an old school like Torrents kind of thing, so you want to know how I learned
very quickly about the internet? You would like, you know, Lime Wire was infamous, you know, I would
get my, I would get my, how do you say, my like, anime songs, theme songs, episodes, things like
that. It was like a Torrents download thing. But sometimes you're like, wow, I can't wait,
I want to download the transformation sequence of the Outer Sailor Scouts from Sailor Moon.
Oh, they have it on the toilet? Let me download it, cause I'm making my first AMD in iMovie way back when.
I download it, open it, pull it in, I'm scared, I got jumpscared, I got jumpscared, I was like, this isn't Sailor Moon, I mean, they're using a magical rod, but it ain't the one that I was hoping for, my goodness.
Oh no! It was... It was always! It was always! It was always!
Maybe this time it's actually clips from Tenshi Muiyo. Maybe this time it's actually it.
Nope. This time. Nope. Nope. Definitely not. Not this time. This time it's...
It's mega bored. I was like, oh my god. What is this?
I was like, a young bride-eyed, young little Lala who is into anime.
Just searching for a way to watch her anime and instead I kept on getting jump-scared
I was like wow is this really how I become a woman damn
Internet really be like that
Holy moly yeah
Yeah, never download a Madonna
Yeah
It was like a gotcha game for viruses in music. It's so true. So I I only started using a PC
Okay, I'm gonna out myself a little bit. So I grew up being like an Apple kid all the way
Like I use Apple computers all the time and so only a couple years ago. Oh my god. Okay, we're on the three
Okay, where about it? What we officially hit under three minutes. This is crazy. Come on. Come on. Come on
Come on. Think of the stimuli you get. Yeah, think of the stimuli you get
We can't we can't we gotta keep we gotta keep that up. We can't get
I'll believe in you. Oh God it
Do you want a pirate? A pirate is free, free pirate. Yes, raise a toima, raise a toima.
Yes, raise it, raise it. Yes, raise it. But yes, I downloaded it. It was like a torrent
system and so like that's what you would do. I remember downloading things like I, but
I used an Apple computer so I didn't really like have problems with viruses too much.
goodness but I only got into like PCs not a couple like a few years ago in the
pandemic the pandemic is when I started using a PC for the first time like this
little embarrassing I definitely have oh my god we're under two minutes okay
okay alert alert alert alert okay that's it oh my god you're getting okay
okay okay okay we're under okay we got okay we got okay come on come on
Edgar. This is crazy. Come on. come on. Oh, oh, my God. j
Thank you so much for the 5 gifts.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh my God.
Extreme magic alert.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Almost lost the lime wire memories.
You see you bring it up.
Lime wire crisis everybody.
Lime wire.
Hey!
Boom, boom.
Buddy into the pool.
Hey, that's neat.
Yeah, hype train.
Okay, okay.
Now I got a hype train.
Come on.
We cannot let this opportunity be squandered.
We cannot let this opportunity be squandered.
Come on.
Holy shit.
Come on!
Fully, fully yee-
Oh, okay, level.
Yes.
Okay, yes.
Oh, so good.
Ugh.
Crazy.
Raise that timer.
I am serate.
Do you want to offer a chat?
They get this vision.
We've had babies often.
Crazy.
Insults.
Tell stories.
Oh my God.
Okay.
I will...
Oh, oh, okay.
Okay, okay.
Listen.
Uh, if we get over five...
Listen.
If we get...
The next time we get over five, okay?
Let's stay over five minutes.
If we get over five minutes, I will tell you one of my favorite dad jokes that I learned from my actual father
So, you know, it's a hundred percent. Oh
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, we cool we cool. We cool. Oh, I
Feel like I'm a toy and toy story like every time she opens your eyes like I like stay still I'm like physically staying still in my
chair like
Yes, okay, so we get over five. I will tell you it's a brilliant joke. Don't worry. It's a brilliant joke
It's worth it. We get to ten a senior song ten minutes. Come on. Yeah
Okay, okay, we gotta raise that time we got a high train and well under three minutes. Come on
We do better than that. Come on. We could totally do better. They do better than that. Come on. Yes. Oh
We gotta do that. Okay. We gotta do it was a dad joke dad joke and ten minutes for karaoke. Listen. That's what we're gonna do
Thank you exactly
Exactly as that's what we'll do five minutes. We'll get we'll get dad joke ten minutes for karaoke
How about that? How about that? Listen, I tell you, I ain't a great singer, but I'm a great entertainer, I like this thing.
I know how to, I know how to smooth around a move. Let's do it. Oh my God.
Rat dog. Yes, that's what we like. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you.
Mamana. I tried my best. Thank you. Listen, okay. Let me see if I can...
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much for the 10 gifts and C-Pag.
Thank you so much, hey, Selden, thank you so much for the farm gifted, thank you so much, hey!
So close, so close, so close.
A little extra jiggle, yes, thank you, thank you so much.
Oh, oh my god, oh, yes.
So close, listen, oh my god, we're so close.
Listen, don't you want to be traumatized by a great dad joke?
Don't you want to do it? Listen, you're going to be bonding with so many other people.
You're going to be bonding with a whole bunch of other people in terms of this dad joke.
We'll all be collectively traumatized.
There's an actual thing called trauma bonding and we'll do it together hold each other's
hands while we boo and glow and it's gonna be amazing come on come on come on
raise the timer believe it it okay I've been waiting my whole life for this
moment you know I've been hearing this joke my entire life from my father so
glad to share with you okay right all right okay
And so there's a so there's so there's this board this one's little town. It's pretty popular board and
It's pretty open and accepting so one day a squirrel walks into this boy
But and the squirrel asked the bartender. Hey, you got any nuts bartenders like no, this is a boy
We ain't got nuts the squirrels like well, that's pretty disappointed fine. All right squirrel leaves so sad
But next day comes back. Squirrel comes back. Squirrel's like, hey, you got any nuts? And the bartender's like, no, I told you yesterday we don't got any nuts. What makes you think we got nuts today? We ain't got nuts. This is a bore.
The next time, as a matter of fact, I'm sick and tired of you coming here and asking about fucking nuts. You come back tomorrow, I'm gonna nail your pores to my counter. And the squirrel's like, okay, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Okay, that's that's that's pretty intense. All right, bye
Squirrel leaves
Next beautiful day comes Squirrel comes back and says hey
How are you you got any nails and the bottom that looks at the squirrels like no
I don't got any nails and the squirrel goes you got any nuts
but
Dumb but
But, but um, but um, but listen, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, there's gotta be, I got
a sound effect somewhere here, right, wait, I gotta put them to, oh no, that's, oh no,
oh no, oh no, oh that's terrible, that's, that's, oh no, oh my god, we're over 5 minutes?
Okay, I have another one.
Okay, I got another one.
I got another one.
I got, we're over five minutes, so you get, okay, okay.
I have a new, you get over five minutes.
Every time I have five minutes, you get a joke, okay?
You have five minutes, okay.
There's two muffins in an oven.
And one muffin goes, oh my God, I'm in an oven.
And the other one goes, aah, a scraping muffin!
I gotta like find a proper sound.
Okay, what's this?
Oh, here we go.
No?
Did I mess this up?
Oh, wait, no, wait, yeah.
Nope.
Oh, this is great.
Yeah, okay, well, it's good.
Oh, thank you for the bitty two
for contributing to the course.
Yes, oh, it's talking about me.
Yes, exactly, you are welcome.
Yes, good, yes.
Every time we hit five, I'll give you another one.
Every time we hit five, I'll give you another one.
Okay?
All right?
So that's your little treat.
We get to 10, then you get karaoke.
So, you know, just saying, okay?
That was the saddles looking for it.
Okay, I figured it out.
Yeah, okay, come on, come on, we could do it.
We could do another five.
Look, we got three minutes on a high train.
We're under five minutes.
Don't you want to, you want to hit with another one?
Come on, we could do this.
We could do this.
I believe in it.
I believe, I believe, I believe in all of you.
I believe in you.
Okay.
Okay, we gotta do this. Come on. I believe. Okay?
That's for contributing. That's so sweet of you. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
I know one day I'm gonna make a great father. I hope to carry on my family's legacy.
I hope to be a great dad. I'm in my dad training class. You know what I'm saying?
So, yes. Thank you. Thank you, Gifted. That's very sweet of you. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
That's so sweet of you.
Five gifts and let's frickin' go.
Oh, can we beat the hard train?
Can we get the hard train to the next level?
And can we raise the timer at the same time?
Yes, we can.
We absolutely can.
Right? See, there's a way that we can do it.
Right? Nobody, see, there's a way.
Let's go.
I believe in it.
Oh, my God.
Dante just entered the pool.
Welcome to the party.
to the party decided to do a little bumper cause the stores shine for mouse getting her
channels back days the time I raise it oh thank you so much did I miss somebody I'm
so sorry but I know we got we got grundle these with the bitties thank you grundle thank
you so much yes yes thank you so I believe yes very good very good well done well
done yes oh a woman yelling at you in spanish will just oh my god he's telling
my husband
selling my husband well I'm sure not him in the jail oh yes raise the time I
raise it raise it raise it we're so close I show close yes the time I eat I
think it's going up I think so I've been seeing a ping pong a little bit
ping-pong a little bit. I've been seeing it. Yes. Oh. So good. So good.
I like the sound of this.
Yeah, every time you do it, stop you got a little key. Holy moly. Oh my God.
Oh, oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Relief cheats.
Thank you so much. Thank you. You'll get cheats. You'll get cheats.
Oh my God, that means we got another straw.
Okay, okay, okay.
We got this, we got this.
Okay, we got this, we got this, we got this.
Very good, very good, very good.
We got this one, we got this one.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, Jenna, okay, joke.
You got another joke.
Thank you, give this so much for considering to a great cause.
Thank you, thank you, thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
That's amazing.
You're all incredible.
Thank you, thank you.
Yes.
We got the 10 minutes.
We got karaoke, but you did get it on 5,
which means you get a little joke.
You get a little joke, okay.
Oh my god!
Thank you for so much for this gift!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you so much!
Yes, we love to see you!
Thank you for the bitties!
Egypt College, uh, Egypt, Egypt College, you?
Yes!
Yay! Thank you so much!
Thank you for the bitties!
Thank you for tippin' Mousey, thank you so much!
It's amazing. Listen, okay, so you got one,
Okay, you got a joke on the road for five minutes now. We're on six minutes is incredible
Okay, so okay, so this is little town another little town crazy how all these things have in little towns
It's a little town and it's called snailville. Okay, you've got the little snail running around. Oh my god
And she take you for five freaking gifts and you're amazing. Thank you honey. Thank you for the five gifts
They thank you so much. That's amazing. You're so you're so sweet. That's amazing. Thank you for
Contributes these great boys. So we have to in this little snailville. We got a little snailville and
Everybody in snailville is pretty happy, but missus nail
Got a little ray does a little snail job. He's like, you know what?
I'm gonna use this money to buy a fancy new car bright red cause sports car really nice
Even a lamb up there. I say a little snail Lambo. He drives. He takes a little snail
He gets his car, he paints a little S on the side of this brand new red Lambo, and drives
it around town in little snailvilles, he's driving around, and all the other residents
in snailvilles are like, wow, look at that, S car go!
Give me that face, don't, you're not allowed to give me that face.
You have to laugh, you have to laugh.
I accept pity laughter as well as real laughter.
I accept both, thank you very much, thank you very much.
I appreciate that, thank you, thank you, appreciate that, thank you.
Really, really, that's, it's a classic.
Thank you, exactly.
Nothing beats a classic, come on.
What is this?
You're not allowed to Facebook.
Facebook is not allowed here.
You're supposed to be like, oh yes, Lala.
Yes, that's acceptable, okay?
All right, that's all right.
Okay, it's a great joke.
It's a great joke.
It's a classic, come on.
It's great, okay?
Yeah, come on, come on.
For karaoke at 10 minutes, come on.
You threw our face for, oh come on, what do you mean, what?
I'm not doing, no, what are you talking about?
What do you do with it?
Yeah, come on, it can't be under five.
You know the rules, yeah, come on,
we gotta bring it up to five and even to ten.
Let's bring it to ten minutes.
Ten minutes, let's do it, ten minutes.
I'm gonna find two, thank you for some of our prying.
Thank you so much, that's amazing.
Thank you for contributing to the cause.
Relief chief, relief chief, thank you for,
thank you for your 10 gift of stars.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you so much, thank you, you get these.
Look, you got left keys, and you got right keys, you got left keys, and right keys, thank you so much, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for fun coming.
That's amazing, yes, if you haven't taken a moment and if you're hanging out in chat, please make sure to thank your gifter, because it's so sweet that they're contributing to this amazing cause, it's amazing sort of thought, and you know, you would, you know, I mean, also you got this hope for Thor,
You got this old menagerie of e-mails you get to play with now. Ain't that awesome? Ain't that cool?
Come on. I believe in all of you. Come on. We'll go do it. Yes. Oh wait, did we, wait, did the time of dip?
Do I owe another, did I owe another joke now? Oh my god.
Come on. I'll do it.
Yeah, quick.
Oh I do? Oh, I owe another one. Okay, let me see. What do I got in my, in my, in my room?
Oh
Yes, hello, oh, oh, it's got was amazing. It's got was amazing. Thank you so much for asking it was incredible
Yeah, I was tell jokes out there
Okay, okay, okay, all right
I got one. Okay knock knock knock knock not chat knock knock
Okay, knock knock
I better see some who's theirs or else I'll not continue with it.
Okay, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I gotta see some who's theirs.
Okay.
Tequila.
Okay.
Tequila.
Tequila who?
Tequila Mockingbird!
So welcome.
Oh my God.
How painful was that for you on a scale from one to ten?
How painful was that for you?
Oh jeez.
I'm in the clear, in the clear.
Okay, yeah.
You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. I never said that these jokes were going to
be good jokes. I just said that they're dead jokes. Okay? Okay? That's it. Okay? I never
said that they're going to be good jokes. I didn't say that they're going to be jokes.
Okay? Listen, you got to be specific with what you want. All right? That's how it
yes oh okay okay okay oh my god oh you're messing with me oh my god hi train success thank you so
much everybody who contributed to the high train thank you so much thank you so much so sweet of
you thank you so much so sweet of you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you for
contributing to this update and for the good cause yes yes thank you thank you so every
every time we get over five you get a joke every if we hit 10 minutes we get
karaoke karaoke yes let's do it let's do it
Disney otaku girl oh my god that is names that you described me to my
fullest extent oh my god
great yeah the moist up so where is the joke oh don't challenge me with a good
time don't yeah don't challenge me with a good time okay yeah let's do it oh
we got oh oh you know what happens every time we get into three minutes you know
what happens I start I start I start freaking out I start fetching you know I
start I start vibrating you know and a lot of people pay a lot of money for
someone who vibrates you know what I'm saying so you come on I start vibing when
we hit under three minutes oh no I think this is oh no oh no look look what you
got me ah you know oh come on come on oh god this is crazy this is wild come on
oh my god I just gotta be vibrate and come on
linchin come on oh god oh lordy oh come on we can raise it we can do this oh
Oh, God! Oh, I get me all nervous.
You get me nervous every time you do this.
Oh, oh, Lordy.
Yes, oh, God.
I think, yeah, breaking my heart.
You're breaking my heart.
Look at me.
Oh, my God, I'm going a million miles a minute.
Yes, wait, you should try it.
Oh, my God.
Oh, oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Uh-oh.
Then we're gonna go to two.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, this is, this is,
oh, this is the big responsibility being here.
It's about to hit under two minutes or we can't you got to help me you got to help me you got to help me come on
Oh, okay. Oh, oh, I guess you don't care about my heart. Oh, that's fine. Oh, that's fine. Oh
Thank you so much. Thank you so much in the boss
Oh good very good very good very good. Thank you so much. Thank you so much for a gift
Thank you so much for the gift. Oh, where's it? Where's it? Thank you so much for the gift too
Thank you so much for your gifts and subs!
Holy mo-
Why the frickin gift and subs?
Yeah, good chat!
Thank you so much!
Dear Rocky Chad!
Dear Rocky Chad!
Thank you so much!
That's so sweet of you!
Thank you so much!
Yes.
We must- yes, thank you so much!
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
That's so sweet of you.
Thank you so much.
I feel like-
Okay, okay, now we're over-
Oh my god, seven minutes?
You know, just a couple more minutes
and you get to have karaoke.
Yeah, and you'll instantly regret it.
I mean, you'll have a great time.
You'll have a great time, absolutely.
Okay, but we're over five minutes,
so at least at the very least I owe you a joke.
Okay, let me see if there's another one I got to pull it around.
I got, okay.
All right.
How do you move an egg?
How do you move an egg?
You roll!
Like an egg roll.
Come on, come on.
It's again, disclaimer.
It doesn't mean that they're gonna be,
let's, but listen, listen.
Once again, I didn't say that they were going to be good.
I just said that they fall into the category
of humorous nonsense, okay?
All right?
That's legit, oh, that's legit.
The worst joke you've ever heard.
Oh my God, thank you so much.
I'm so honored.
I'm first for something, I'm first for one thing
in my life, I'm so honored.
Thank you so much.
Oh, thank you, I'm so honored.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Oh my god. Come on. We hit that you get karaoke at words. It was thought listen
We're still over five. Don't make me say another one if that made you painful
Maybe you should raise that time into ten. Stop saying jokes. Huh? Yeah. Yeah, the worst would grow in the bed of the joke
Yeah, exactly. Come on. Come on. That's the whole point of it. Yeah
Yeah
Show me what you're capable of show me what you're capable of you can absolutely use this joke
As long as you pay me royalties for every time you say it I expect to check in my mail a direct deposit every time you say it
Mm-hmm. That's right
Yes, one whole one home peepee one whole peepee every time you say my jokes. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. Yes. Oh
Okay, let's do it
Fallon, thank you so much. Thank you for your 10 gifted. Oh my goodness. Thank you so much
Yes. Do we get a good stroke at 15 minutes?
I think about it. I think about it. Let's eat. Let's eat.
Yeah! That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm talking about.
Thank you, Belong. That was so freaking nice of you.
Thank you, honey. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you so much. That's so sweet. Yes.
Get your pee-pees out. Get your big ol' pee-pees out.
Yes. We want to see the big ol' pee-pees.
Exactly that's that's the whole point of this thing
This isn't that's the entire point of this exactly is to show off the big old PP. Yes 24 days of PP showing off
Absolutely, that's the whole point. Yes. Oh my god
Oh my god, a hundred and ninety three K 44 more. Oh come on. We can totally do this
Yes, yes, we listen. I believe it. Yes, we're showing the points and the power and those points come on
I believe in it. Oh, don't you want to come back? You want to see me? You want to see me? Yeah, I
Should get let's see. This is what like, okay. I'll give you another one. Okay, I
Give you another job. Oh, thank you so much. Thank you so much. I mean, thank you so much for giving it to you
One stop that is so sweet. Thank you so much for contributing to the court
Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. Okay, I suppose we're over five, so you got another one. You got another one. Okay. All right.
Okay. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the pee is silent!
Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much for the dear one shot. Thank you so much.
That's so sweet of you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Boo! You're not allowed to boo me! You're not allowed to boo me!
You think you're allowed to have feedback in this?
Absolutely not.
You're not allowed to have feedback in this?
Coggey!
Shookum!
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Hell, yes.
Thank you so much.
If you've got to give your subministers this day,
thank you so much.
You'll get there because that is amazing.
Yes.
Yes, thank you so much.
Heck yes.
Absolutely.
Almost at 193.
Almost at 193.
Oh, I believe it.
Yes, 37 more.
Let's do it.
I believe in it.
I believe it.
Okay, okay, we still have a five, you get another one,
you get another one.
Listen, the jokes don't stop until we have 10 minutes,
okay, and then it comes into karaoke
and it's gonna be great.
Okay, okay, I got another one, I got another one, okay?
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
Hey, like a stable where you put the voice.
But they also, you know, that's where they go to take a shit too. You know what I'm saying? You know like a stable, it's like a hoist.
You know, you know the artistry. No, you're not allowed to throw tomatoes. No, you're not allowed to throw tomatoes. No. Don't waste, what do you mean? What do you mean? Please raise the time.
Oh, oh, oh, okay now on the not okay now the see listen, we're over five you get sad jokes one to five
No, now now you're just getting my blood pressure up. Okay. Listen you get to ten minutes in the joke stop
Okay, this is what purgatory is like. I don't care what you believe him, but welcome to purgatory
Okay
Facebook. Oh good. It's very good. I'm so glad I'm so glad I
I'm physically making you move at work. It's very good for you. You got to keep your heart race going, you know what I'm saying?
Have! Yes, you thought, everyone's like, oh Miss Lyle's coming to hang out, and this is going to be so nice. She's babysitting us, and now you have nowhere to go.
You have nowhere to go because you're stuck here. You're stuck here with me.
And these are your options. You get dad jokes up for five minutes and a ten minutes to get karaoke.
So I better see that time ago up and you don't want me to start, you know, I don't want me to start vibrating again, you know
vibrate and Lala is a
It's a very stressful time
Blood pressure Lala is a very specific
very specific Lala
And it just tells me that you don't care
Just tells me that you don't care. Let's do it. I believe it. Yeah
Yes, for those who don't know, yes, my name is Lala. I'm a 1950s dino waitress in
D.Tuber and I like to serve up fun in the 21st century and groans and moans
with my wonderful plethora of dad jokes. You are so welcome. You're so welcome.
Yes, yes. This is great. Okay. This is great. Come on. Oh no. Oh no.
Oh my god we're gonna hit under three minutes.
Oh come on, oh come on, oh come on, oh come on.
Come on, we can do this, come on, oh no, oh my goodness.
Getting me all stressed.
Giga, we believe in Giga's debut in Fischogio,
one day it's gonna happen.
If it's zero, oh she'll never debut in Fischogio,
come on, come on Giga.
One sub, you can save Giga.
I believe in it, David Geiger. Thank you, I can't believe in it, David.
I believe in it, come on. Thank you so much.
Oh yes, and Keith.
One sub, that's great. Come on.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I believe, I believe.
Yes, yes, I believe.
Yes, every sub helps Geiger get into the shelter.
Yes, that's right.
Slap it on the table. Slap it on the table.
I'm getting my rest in the heart rate back to normal. Thank you so much. Oh my goodness. Oh, well, we're at oh
We're over five
Oh my can we get it to ten minutes? Can we get it to ten minutes if we get it to ten we get
Yes, we get a new joke in the meantime. Let's go. Oh, okay. First. I gave a little jockey pool and then we need to some
I'm a little okay. Okay a little bit. Okay
All right. I got another one. Okay. You ready?
okay where okay no just kidding what do you call an angry carrot what do you call an angry carrot
ice team veggie you're welcome yeah so walka walka i'm like if fozzie the bear rebranded to being
an anime girl on the internet like that's that's my that's you know honestly an icon he's an icon
Okay, what do you mean boo? What did I say earlier? I said no boo. You're lucky that I I can't use my hands
Otherwise, I hate you with my chocolate. Okay, you're lucky. You're lucky that I can't get over there
No boo, you're not allowed to boo. What is this? I'm not allowed to boo. Fine. Fine. Okay. All right. We got the karaoke
Okay, I'll do karaoke. I don't know
The let me see. Let me see what I can do. All right. I got
Okay, let's do this. Let's see. We got
Uh, I got something. I got something I could do.
Alright, here we go. Okay? Thank you for a bunch of boudin.
Okay, I feel like this is a family, a family, a family favorite, right?
We should do this. Okay.
You won't hear the backing track, but you know, I hope you, uh, you'll just have to deal with me, unfortunately.
And that's it. Okay, let's do it. Everybody know the words sing the songs along wherever you were. I feel like this is pretty South
Favorite, right? Okay, great
Okay, let's do it. Wait, we can't get under five minutes. Okay
All right
Almost heaven
West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountain
Shenandoah River
Life is older than the trees, younger than the macabrees
Country, yes, a ranger to blue work and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country, roll, take me home
I hear her voice in the morning
driving down the road I get a feeling that I should have been home yesterday
yesterday so much thank you so much I'm so I'm so appreciative that even though
you lost your eardrums you're still hanging out here that's so sweet of you
thank you so much that's so kind of you thank you thank you thank you yes
we gotta raise it we gotta raise the chat come on I believe yeah ha ha have an
in the background with country roads that's not how you listen to your
evanescence not paired with country roads are you kidding me it's like it's a
classic combination it's like it's like peanut butter and mustard the most
delicious sandwich combination ever don't you know that okay okay here we go
you know it's crazy what did the triangle say to the circle you're
pointless you get it you're pointless because it's because it's a circle but
come on yeah come on get it to triangle that point circles circles okay all
right we get that time it back up get that time it back up you will be
You will be spared, okay?
You will be spared, okay?
Come on, what do you mean?
No, don't, oh brother me, come on.
Thank you so much for the vibe.
Thank you so much for the vibe.
Hey, it's David from the Dadros.
It's only gonna keep on going.
It's only gonna keep on going.
Let's raise the timer.
I can't believe we've got the 193th.
Let's go.
I believe that we can get to it.
I really believe.
I believe in the power of all of you.
We can really do this, okay?
All right?
Yeah.
You know, it was crazy.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online chat
and I'll let you know which one comes first.
This is tomatoes, you're not allowed to give me tomatoes,
okay, what is this?
Once again, oh, you wanna be spared for this?
I think you should get this time into 10 minutes.
Otherwise, you're just gonna be,
it's just gonna be an onslaught from paying you.
Every time you keep it under 10 minutes,
you're just telling me you're a bunch of masochists
that love being tortured, okay?
Okay, all right, what, what, what is the tomatoes?
So what is the tomatoes in the chat?
You know, I have to put tomatoes, yeah.
Now this has become a threat.
Every time it's under 10, it is now a threat, okay?
All right, yes, raise the time up, raise, okay?
Oh, well, here we go, oh no, we're not at 10,
so I guess you get another one, why?
Okay, okay, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute.
I gotta make sure, okay.
Oh yeah, time in for karaoke, come on, come on, come on.
Okay, why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Cause she kept on running away from the ball.
Well, if you keep on growing in and mowing in,
you know, you have the power to change your fate.
You have the power to change your fate.
I don't know if you knew this,
but you actually had the power to change your fate.
Just saying, just saying.
Come on, listen, I believe, what?
Oh, you like that one?
Ah, thanks, thanks, I appreciate that, thank you, thank you.
I'll believe you.
Yeah, that was pretty silly.
Look, we're still over five minutes, so before, okay, okay.
Still over five minutes,
so I guess that means you get another one.
I guess you get another one.
I love that this has become a threat now, okay?
Okay, what did one tomato say to another tomato during a relay race?
You gotta catch up.
You show welcome.
You show welcome.
You show welcome.
You show welcome.
Okay.
What?
What?
What what but if you want if you listen if you want if you want to change your fate you got to raise that time
It's a 10 minute. Oh, well, we're under five and now we're getting into the edge in zone
Okay, now. I know everybody is here for a good time. Everybody's fine. I'm having a good time. Okay, but
Under five minutes it starts getting me nervous. We talk about it. Okay. You sing Scuttlebutt
Scuttlebutt, what's Scuttlebutt? I don't want to sing Scuttlebutt. Oh good. Uh Scuttlebutt. Let's see. Let's see
I can see but oh come on, but we've got to get that time and that's not even an option if the time is under five minutes
What do you mean?
Got it. Yeah, we gotta raise it. Yeah, you listen only you can save yourself from me. Okay only you can save yourself from me
Okay, got it. Listen scuttle butt ten minutes for scuttle butt with scuttle butt. What is this scuttle butt?
I you know this weekend. I found out that yippie wasn't from legal company. It's actually from a meme
is it internet meme just to show how Scott a butt like from the Little Mermaid
is that the song is it from the Little Mermaid what is this what do you mean oh
dear god no what is this what can they tell the jokes instead of you hey gambit
as a matter of fact is a fabulous comic thank you very much okay he learned his
jokes from his mother. Thank you. I worked very hard in draining my dog. Had to tell
a good joke. Thank you. Okay? That's right. That's right. You know, although I have to
say his jokes can be pretty rough at times. Listen, I'm sorry. That was one for free.
I broke my own promise. Okay, I'm sorry. That was one for free. I'm so sorry. Okay,
We gotta raise that timer. We're okay. Oh, oh, no, we're getting okay. Okay. Okay. Wait a minute. We're getting we're getting under three minutes
Okay, this is this is this is pretty okay. All right. We got we got we got do something about this
We started a panicky. We're getting panicky over here. Come on. I believe I believe in all of you. Come on
I believe we could do it. I believe you can do it. Yeah, let's do it
Yeah, once again every time every time I go. Oh my god
So much you almost have me vibrate again. Thank you so much. Thank you
That's so nice of you. Thank you so much. Yes 10 minutes. You got another karaoke sore my little treat for you
otherwise of the five minutes you get
you get them subjected to a
Menagerie a wonderful collection my criterion collection of jokes
There you go
Yes, yes, exactly.
Three minutes!
Oh no, come on!
We could do better than that!
We could do better than that, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
There is this...
Oh my God, I have not seen a real mermaid live-action movie.
I have not seen the...
I have not seen this live-action movie.
I have no idea how this song goes.
This is going to be pure joy for me.
be pure Georgia for me I will do scuttle butt at 10 minutes but we have to get to 10 minute
gotta get to 10 minute oh my god raise the timer come on vamos vamos I believe in you
come on come on come on we got this come on we can do this come on we can do this
I believe in it come on come on yes a mistake was made listen a mistake was made but I'll
do it I do it for the course I do it for the course absolutely I'll do it for
the course come on oh my god oh we're getting home we got that's gonna be a
problem oh boy oh boy oh boy okay all right all right all right I guess we'll
do uh my my my blood pressure is gonna start going up I'm gonna stop vibrating
soon oh good come on I don't don't edge stop playing with the time it's on edge
don't edges I believe hold on here it comes here it comes all good you got me
vibrating again you got me vibrating again every sub counts you got one little
sub silly of me thank you thank you yes I believe I believe well yes very good
very good well done well done remember your contribution not oh hey we got a
We got a new, we got a new, we got a new boy in the pool.
Hi, we got, what is it?
A big one?
Oh, it's a big one.
Oh, nice to have you going the other,
well, feather friends in the pool.
So much for the 10 gifted.
Thank you for contributing.
Thank you so much.
That's so mighty nice of you.
That's mighty swell of you.
That's really nice.
Thank you so much.
It's very generous of you.
Thank you so much.
Oh, well, we're over five minutes.
So you know what's colored nice and hot
watch now okay oh so bad oh no well over five minutes I guess I have to say
another joke okay so we got hmm what did one toilet say to the other toilet you
look flushed welcome walk a walker thank you so much
haha yes yes if we get to 10 minutes you guys stay from the torture okay thank
you anonymous gift thank you thank you so much I so sweet of you thank you thank
you that's so sweet of you thank you for the one gift that's very sweet thank you
for the five thank you so much thank you for the five gift thank you so much
Oh, I guess we're over five again. Oh, no
Okay
All right
What does a coin say?
When it gets a compliment?
Shucks like a shuck of corn like a shuck of corn
Come on a shuck of corn
What a
Shuck of corn you don't know what a shuck of corn is
It's like it's a corn shuck. It's a coin. It's just what what do you mean question? What?
Not what wait a coin shot. Yeah coin one
Causing your physical pain. That's impossible
That's that's don't resist. That's because you're resistant. You're resistant. They need to laugh, you know if you
What is this wait you find me corny is that what it is if you find me corny is that what's all these coins the joke
Well, you're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. Well, we're at a hundred and ninety three one oh five
What is it?
What is this court of?
yes that probably makes sense listen thank you thank you me I appreciate it I
appreciate thank you thank you for making me feel a little better thank you
for raising my self-esteem raise the timer and my self-esteem yeah very good
very good how much could a corn shuck shuck put a quench up could quench up
could? Is that what I just saw? I think I saw that.
Wow, okay, okay, okay, okay. Come on, come on. You know you want, okay, what was it?
Scuttlebutt? I should play this so I at least understand what this is. We should
get this up to 10 minutes, right? That's that, we come on, come on. Come on, I
believe in you. I believe in you. Raise that time up. I am. Oh my god, what
What have I agreed to?
By singing the land and sea, get to the ground?
What is this?
What?
Wait, what?
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
You know what my favorite, my favorite song is?
I should just subject you.
What I should do is that I should just for the next, God knows how long, I should just
sing baby shark remix with them in a straight, you'd love it.
I think that's, I think you'd love it.
Definitely not Twitter.
Okay.
If we, okay, if we get to one minute on this timer,
all I'm gonna do is sing Baby Shark
and you definitely don't want that.
So for your own protection.
Benji, Benji, that's right.
Benji, thank you so much.
Thank you so much for the five gifts.
Thank you so much, honey.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I will sing Baby Shark on repeat,
nonstop, if we hit one minute.
So you definitely don't want that.
So if you care, if you care,
if you care about Nelson,
if you care about this other dog,
You'll make sure you never have to reach that point.
I believe in you.
I believe in you, Jack.
I believe in you.
Come on.
Oh my God, we're getting closer to there.
We're getting closer there.
I guess all of you really want to hear baby shark nonstop,
huh?
I think all of you would like to hear baby shark right now.
I think that's what I'm seeing.
I think that's what I'm seeing.
OK?
Yes.
Oh, OK.
Skyra, Skyra definitely doesn't want it.
Thank you so much for the five gifted.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
That's so sweet of you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Yes.
What about what does a fox say?
You know what?
I will also, I will do a wonderful medley.
I will do, I will do, was it crazy frog?
I will do what does a fox say?
I will do baby shark all at one minute.
And you definitely don't want to hear me singing any of those songs, okay?
Okay?
You definitely, you definitely don't want to hear any of those.
You definitely don't.
So, you know, just saying, yeah, raise the timer, raise the timer, raise the timer.
Yes.
Yes.
You definitely want that.
Okay.
I believe in you.
I believe in you.
Okay.
Right.
Yeah.
If we get over 5 dad jokes coming in 10 minutes, it's Scuttlebutt.
I'll do Scuttlebutt for the chorus.
I've never heard this song before, but I will hear it.
Yes.
Yes.
Sting never gives you up if it hits one minute.
Oh, yes.
But then, yes.
I, oh, oh, god.
Are we going to hit under 2 minutes?
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Okay, nobody panic nobody panic nobody panic nobody panic nobody panic okay oh god oh god
we only have we have less than a minute before I get to start singing baby shark and you definitely
don't want that oh Benji coming in clutch Benji coming in clutch oh good Benji thank you for the
10 gifted and thank you see that rim thank you for the five gifted thank you and so much thank
Thank you so much. That's what we love to see. Oh, God, you're making me so nervous.
Every time you get that, whoa, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much.
Oh, my goodness. Penumbra Cosmos. Thank you for the five gifts. Oh, God. I got nervous there.
Thank you. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. That's so generous of you. Thank you so much.
You know, you're helping not only support Moussey, you're also helping support the Immunodeficiency Fund.
So you know that you want to support the cause. Thank you for bringing that time up to five minutes
Uh, I really appreciate it. You earned you earned a fabulous fabulous another dare joke. Okay
Uh, are you ready?
Him
Okay knock knock who's there?
Impatient come on
Get it cuz the cows like impatient it's better when you got somebody else, but you know you got it
You got a role play with me here. You got a man
I'm saying that you guys I have to say myself to make the joke work. I just say it myself
Okay, what it don't run away get back here. Don't run away. You're not allowed to leave you
What are you doing? You're not allowed to run away cut. Okay. Get back you get back here get back here
What are you doing? Come on
what
What
Okay, okay fine. Okay
okay okay I got okay I got what I can do with all of you okay knock knock knock we
get listed okay oh yeah welcome on and thank you so much thank you thank you
thank you thank you who's there orange orange orange orange aren't you oh aren't
Aren't you glad that I'm here babysitting you traumatizing you with my terrible dad jokes?
Come on. Come on, that was good. You're welcome.
Aren't you glad that... Yeah, wait, what? Don't throw tomatoes. Don't throw... That's a waste of food.
That's a waste of... You know, there's starving people out there like me, because they are mean.
Starving people out there in the world that don't waste food. Don't throw tomatoes. What's the matter with you?
There you go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Okay. Listen, you get over five, you get jokes,
you get to ten, you get Scuttle Butt. You get my rendition of Scuttle Butt, which will
be heckin' stuck. You can all, I see you join the pool. Look at you. You're such
a cutie little duckaroonie. Look at you. He's so cute. When did Elvis Duck get into
the pool? I just noticed that Admiral Hotdog, you're an Elvis Duck. You're like the
king of rock and quack and roll the the king of and roll there you go that's what i meant to do
there you go there you go listen raise the timer raise the timer exactly t a i m a the the proper
way of spelling it there you go the pool uh randomly generates people from the chat every
a couple of minutes and when it does you can use wazzy to control did I say that
message right I think I did I think I think but yes that thing is crazy this
is wild this is wild this crazy yes I did I did it okay good good good I'm
learning I'm learning I'm learning okay thank you so much thank you so much
for the five that's fabulous thank you gifters thank you so much thank you
Thank you so much!
Oh my God!
That's a lot of teeth!
What did I sign up to? Oh my God! I don't even know how the song goes. This is gonna be so painful. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry!
Okay, uh, uh, oh my God! Oh my goodness!
Okay, uh, that's cool! That's cool!
I will definitely...
Okay, alright, we'll do the scuttle butt.
Okay everybody, we're doing this scuttle butt.
Alright, I know how this song goes. Okay. Oh my god. I have no I have no idea how the song goes. All right get ready for impact
Oh, god. Okay. All right. I'm gonna absolutely
Look the whole reason I'm singing this song because it makes me look fabulous. You know what I mean
I'm like I'm like I'm like the person who hangs out for it, you know
Like so mousy can get community service hours, you know what I mean like she's doing she's being very
Outeristic so just so you know, uh, I apologize in advance. Okay. Here we go. It's got a button. It's got a button
Listen to it first. Okay. I'm gonna listen to it first. So at least I know it a little bit
Okay, so much for continuing to give stuff. Thank you so much
Okay
Oh my god. Oh, this is about this is a song about cheesemen from a bird
This is a song about being a cheesemosa from a bird. Oh my god. Okay. I'm listening to this. Okay
okay oh my god this is a rap song oh my god the only
rap song good out of the ones that I have turkey lettuce and like mustard in
it oh boy okay that's fine
yeah like okay okay okay we got this okay okay okay I guess I'll try this all
right good luck to me I guess all right here you go I'm all right here we go
I'm so sorry and I've been thank you so much for all the gift is
This is for you. Oh my god a first time for everything. Listen dive into the deep end as they say
Let's do it. Yes
Time all right
Okay, I'm playing this Oh David digs. Oh, I could be not all right. Let's see
Hey wake up wake up wake up
What? Yeah, you've heard this cuddle, but
But that's it, the buzz.
Who they said it, who does it?
The Scottle butt.
It was flying over a landed sea.
I looked to the ground.
I came flying here for you to see and hear what I found.
You were the swamp.
Remember my song, the swamp?
Oh, God.
Womp, tickle, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp,
tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, womp, womp, womp.
The sands, the shirt.
The prince, he's been dropping hints.
He wants to know when the human stress up.
Oh, nice one, the penguins.
Throw a rice for the pigeons.
They're trying to blow up the pigeons?
Oh, they're just over in legends?
I know a lot of really fat pigeons.
Sebastian, I got the scuttle butt.
You look like what?
I would have dropped the scuttle butt
on a huddle up buttercup.
One of them who actually wore all the clothes
to the hunter who has the balls
to the chatter all over the place
is that the Prince of Africa's gonna propose what?
Is somebody nobody knows?
They're saying he suddenly chose who?
The owl.
I bet if the kid with the new set of toes
If anything goes, who would ever guess?
A little else marriage material,
time for the rice and the dress.
So what do you call it?
The thing with the lips when they press?
I don't have lips, I have a beak,
so I guess I could give a peck on the cheek.
I don't believe it.
Say, you're awfully quiet.
Oh yeah, so what now?
Let's go, let's go.
You don't believe the scuttle,
but guess you put the scuttle,
but you got a lot of work to do before sundown.
Scuttle, but scuttle, but scuttle, but hey,
But please let this be the day, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, we got it.
This is a buzz.
Lou the weather, who does that?
The United States told you so.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
We gotta go before the sun goes out.
Gotta get her ready for the big showdown.
Yeah, go ahead and get her out of bed.
Get her ready for the wedding.
Let us in and kinda cancel down the scuttle butt.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
I'm so sorry.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, okay, listen.
I did the scuttle butt, okay?
I tried the scuttle butt.
first time I like heard this song okay listen I'm so sorry okay wait wait okay
wait listen listen okay listen I I owe you I owe you another song I owe you
another song I could do one that has a little bit of a I could do one that has
a little bit of rapping that's in that style I would like like you're welcome
From what is in Moana kind of like that where it's got like I could do your welcome for Moana
Okay, okay. Oh, yeah, okay, right?
Okay, we could do that. Okay
I'm gonna be proud. Oh, yeah, I'm so glad she's asleep. She will never know I was here. She'll never know
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, well in the meantime, I will do another song, but I do believe it is time
for an interim an interim interim dad joke because we are over five okay okay
why are spiders so smart cuz they find everything on the there you go okay there
There you go.
All right.
Very good.
Very good, very good.
What are you?
You're not allowed to say,
wee!
I appreciate that.
I'm about to give you something
to make sure the things you get there.
And also, thank you so much for contributing.
Let's base this record.
Okay, time for some singing.
All right, I believe.
Okay, time for singing.
All right, I got you, I got you.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
I got you.
Okay, so you do.
Okay.
Okay.
You want, you want rap?
I can give you rap.
I can give you rap chat.
I hope you're ready for this.
I can give you rap if you so desire it.
Okay?
Okay.
I got wet for you.
Okay?
Okay.
First of all, we'll do this one.
We'll do, you're welcome for Moana.
Okay?
Easy.
Nice.
We'll do, you're welcome.
Nice with the one.
I see what's happening here.
your face the face with greatness and a strange you don't even know how you feel
it's adorable oh it's nice to see that humans never change open your eyes let's
begin yes it's really me it's Lala breathe it in I know it's you're welcome
for the tides the sun the sky hey it's okay it's okay you're welcome I'm just
an ordinary V2 vibe, but has two thumbs and pulled up the sky.
When you're a walling, yay, hi, this gal.
When the night got cold, who stole you fire from down below?
You're looking at her, yo.
Oh, oh, so I last sold the sun.
You're welcome to stretch the days and bring you fun.
Oh, so I harness the breeze.
You're welcome to fill your sails and shake your trees.
What can I say except, you're welcome
for the islands I pull from the sea.
There's no need to pray it's okay, you're welcome.
Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me.
You're welcome, you're welcome.
Welcome to think of it.
Kid, honestly I could go on and on.
I can explain every natural phenomenon.
The tides, the grass, the ground.
Oh, that was Lala just messing around.
I killed a Neil, I buried a gut, sprouted a tree,
now you got coconuts.
What's the lesson?
What is the takeaway?
Don't waste Lala when she's on her breakaway.
And the tapestry here on my skin
is a map of the victories I win.
Look at it and make everything happen.
Look at that many Lala just tick-tick-tapping.
Well, anyway, let me say you're welcome
for the wonderful world you know.
Hey, it's OK, it's OK, you're welcome.
We'll come to think of it.
gotta go hey it's your day to say you're welcome cuz I'm gonna need that boat hey
okay okay you're welcome cuz Lila can't do anything but float you're welcome
there you go I did it okay and look at that what's this we're still over five my
My goodness, okay, so that means, okay, listen,
that's over five minutes.
I guess that means another joke.
But I feel like, okay, hold on, okay, wait a minute.
I gotta dress the pot, okay, okay, all right.
Okay, I gotta, okay.
What did the duck say when it bought Chapstick?
Yeah, yeah, exactly, my lips are quack.
Okay, what?
No, you, no cry, once again.
You can save yourself.
You can save yourself, okay?
You can save yourself.
Every time we get to 10, you get to survive.
You get to survive, okay?
Okay?
You get to survive because instead, I will say,
at 10, at 10 minutes, I will sing WAP, okay?
I will do WAP for you, okay?
Listen, you want that.
You definitely want the WAP.
And in the meantime, here's another duck pun, okay?
Okay?
I hope everybody in chat is having a quacking good day, okay?
I hope this episode is all it's quacked up to be, okay?
I love that we're just ducking around here on stream.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna keep on going until we raise
this time up.
I think that I'm one lucky duck by hanging out
of you um but don't let these jokes ruffle your feathers okay because i feel like uh
Quackers okay yeah we duck around okay what what this is just foul these jokes are foul
these jokes are foul well i'm a boy what do you expect okay what do you mean what what do you
expect okay right right you know what you do when there's a fire duck and roll
you duck and roll we're under five minutes and I keep on going I'm so
sorry okay listen listen listen we gotta work on this once again we gotta work on
this what do you mean we're getting closer what do you mean we're getting
closer you don't you don't want this to get close come on what listen they said
listen I made a deal with chat no don't don't go to siren fell no you put this
upon yourself we made a deal if we get over five minutes you get jokes and if
you want to save yourself from you from your faith and you got to get to 10
minute that's the deal we made okay there's there's no that that's how it
goes okay all right that's that's how it goes you gotta that's that's the deal
with me don't see don't be looking for anybody's health that's that's there's
no way okay that's what it is okay and if we have one minute then you get me
singing I'm never gonna give you up nonstop until we raise that timer and
you don't want that so come on come on raise that time I raise it for a
a good cause. Raise it forever, get this up, you'll get
stimmy keys and it and and and you and you make sure that I don't have a heart
attack on stream. Come on, I believe. Yes, I believe. Raise a quack in timer.
Exactly, as long as we got all our ducks in a row we'd be good. Yes, as long as we
got all the ducks in a row we'd be good. Raise a timer. Yes, our baby
short yes I'll think who who what what does the fox say you you don't want that
you don't want that I know you don't oh my god we're getting let's do oh my god
we can't oh my god we're getting out of two minutes come on come on we gotta
raise the timer come on okay come on what we're getting out of two oh oh
oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god okay okay okay everybody come everybody
Every time, every time, okay.
Oh, oh, it's happening again.
It's happening again, come on.
Oh, God, two minutes.
No, don't, you don't want that.
You don't want that.
You definitely don't want that.
Come on, yeah.
Slap that cock.
Slap that cock on the table for a good quar-
Every time, every time, every time.
It's crazy.
Thank you so much.
Oh, God.
Holy moly cannoli.
Bully, bully, cannoli, cannoli.
Okay, okay, so I guess okay, so I guess we'll have to all right, so okay
I promise that I would I would I would do the wop, okay
Okay
Okay, I guess I promise that
So let me let me get this I'm getting this ready I'm getting I'm getting this ready for all of you, okay, okay
Okay, I
I want you to know that I'm so sorry.
Yes, make sure to take your gift that was so nice!
We're over 20 minutes!
We love to see!
Listen, ok you got this, you got this.
No, it would not get her stream taken down.
I promise you have no idea what's about to hit you.
You have no idea what's going to hit you.
I promise that I would do what, but 10 minutes.
But we had 20, so I guess that's two karaoke songs.
I don't know.
Let's do it, yes, let's do it.
Ok, ok great.
I hope you're ready.
Okay.
Okay.
I hope you're ready.
I want the rolls in my mouth.
Put the rolls in my mouth.
Put the rolls in my mouth.
I so you know like to eat.
Eleven days a week.
Wings and pizza.
Stuff that crust with extra cheese.
Yeah.
We feasting on some wings and pizza.
I'm so hungry.
I can't stop that wings and pizza.
Give me all the rent you got that wings and pizza.
Pizza Hut, pizza hut is a piece of art, extra large, click add to cart, eat parmesan right
off the plate, red pepper flakes got me sweating hot, ring so hot, making me cry, dab of the
reefer, I wanna die, lemon and pepper all on my fry, I paid in cash, my car was declined,
baked that bun, watching it rise, bigger than cake, the bigger than thai, I'm gonna
bounce these big mac buns right in the back of my yard, I'm a scream, for ice cream,
Out in public, make this thing.
I got cooked with, but I don't eat.
Better believe I don't know how to eat.
Combo, copy it.
Pepperoni's topping it.
Better say John when he say who the puppet is.
Whole 12 inch with pizza, ranch.
Need a lot of it.
Driver got a 50.
Change the, change you got it.
Driver got a 50.
Change you got it pocketed.
Pick up the folks trying to be cooked in slice in each hand.
You know how I'm looking.
Probably had dinner plans in your brain,
but put in my mind before I came.
Now I've been waiting for all day
for these wings and pizza.
Put the pots and pans away for these wings and pizza.
Want no laps or want no steak?
I want wings and pizza.
Out of the box don't need the plate
for the wings and pizza.
I was like, hold on, wait, I want to make sure I did.
I did, I was, yeah, what is that pizza?
Okay, sorry, I was making sure that I didn't miss
any of the gifted.
Do we got a gift here, make sure?
Yes, make sure.
Raise the timer.
Yes, exactly.
All right, listen, I'm double-dipping a finger lick
I keep it all down because I ain't a quitter.
I don't need a steak and shake, I need a prime rib.
With some king crab and big ol' bib,
take me to Bucky's call of the day.
Give me some fudge and a barbecue plate.
I made a career of a smear and some cake.
All over my titties and nothing ain't fake.
Sauce on my lips, lickin' it slow.
I need a bag, take it to go.
A big blue cheese and set of brands.
I swear, I'll cut in your throat.
The sushi is fire, spicy wasabi.
I'm asking the waiter for more edamame.
They hook it up because food is my hobby.
Lawdy's the name or what, that's what they call me.
Yeah, there we go.
Yeah!
Yeah, thick, bitch, definite, appetite, evident,
buffalo, smellin' it, driver, I'm a resident,
so I'm in pepperlou, always got me,
saddlein' sauce on the side,
with a crust, I'm a veteran, grabbed two plates,
I'm not a diva, got a big box, no little thieves,
a domino, stop, they ain't need us,
till they call the hut, now they call it cheetahs.
Have a movie night with my team,
don't rock designer, but I'm a supreme,
teriyaki, all in them wings, super sweet,
we eat the same thing.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah, we feastin' on some wings and pizza,
I'm so hungry I can't stop bring that wings and pizza
Give me all the rent you got for that wings and pizza
Don't need a pot got a box for some wings and pizza
Give me all the rent you got for my wings and pizza
I'm eating what, what, what, what, what, what
That's some wings and pizza
There you go, Chris.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
I appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Yes, okay.
Yes, we did the kidbop version had to make sure we don't want nobody getting in trouble for nothing. There you go. There you go. Yeah
Yes, there you go. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome
Yes, you're welcome. I know it's it's incredible
Yes, welcome welcome make sure to raise that time we're out of the beautiful 18 minutes beautiful 18 minutes
That's what we love to see.
That's what we love to see.
And since we're over that time, I do have to say,
I do have to say that, that means, so sorry.
Another duck, another duck, yes, another duck joke, yes?
Yes, okay.
Let's quack this sub-a-thon wide open.
That's right.
We are gonna break this record, right?
Cause I believe all of you, right?
Yeah, we're gonna break this record.
It's gonna be amazing.
We're gonna break this sub record
that's never been broken before.
It'd be great.
Let's do it.
I believe in all of you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I love Chibbops WAP.
It's my favorite.
Or I like, you know, Lottie B, you know.
It's a, I think that's the singer
did the the wings and pizza yeah it's great it's uh it's a good time for sure it's a good time
yes yes if you're just doing it no that bucks uh spawn every couple of minutes randomly selected
from the chat and you can do wisely to control your ducky wucky if you're in the pool uh and
And these, and then of course, as you know,
the sub-ethon is not only helping Melty out,
it is helping the immunodeficiency fund.
So every sub is helping the cause, which is amazing.
So thank you so much for your generosity so far.
Let's keep it going.
I believe in it.
Yes, amazing.
Yes, yes, yes, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
Yeah, thank you for the,
Thank you for the beauty semisi!
What did you..?
Thank you-
Alright.
OH CHRISTOPHE F movement.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so sweet of you.
Thank you, there are so many kinds of people.
Thank you.
and just to immunization.
Thank you, GIF Dal彤!
You are incredible!
okay we uh okay I got I got another joke for you okay okay okay you ready you're
ready why oh wait I realize hold up I gotta I gotta I gotta be dressed
appropriately okay okay why don't ducks ever have staff change because they
They only carry bills!
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Ah, I'm facing for free!
Ah, well done, well done, well done, well done, well done.
Well done, quack, quack, quack, quack.
Well done.
Well done.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much for the 10 gifted things.
Yes, we could do it.
We could do it.
We could get to the end of September.
I believe in it.
I believe.
I believe it, kid.
Okay, so what do we do?
for the next song, because you said every, what is it?
We get up at 10 and get another one.
Okay, what we do?
Listen, I got one.
I think I got one.
I think I got one.
If we wanna keep in the theme,
you wanna keep in the theme, okay?
I got something.
This is the last one.
This is Halloween.
You want this is Halloween?
Like from nine to four Christmas?
That's what you would like?
Oh my goodness. Yeah, keep it bang bang bang bang bang into the room. That one. We could
do that. Yeah, this is okay. Let's do. Okay, wait, I got an idea. I got an idea. I got
an idea. This Halloween is also good. Oh, we could do something. I mean, Halloween's
right here. I should have been a cowboy baby. That's one. This Halloween is so
good that might be a good choice huh we could do that let's see let me let me get
let's see so this is I do love night before Christmas a lot I do love night
before Christmas it is my favorite holiday movie and if not one of my
favorite movies of all time it is a classic it is fabulous let me see okay
so you want to do this is this is Halloween you don't want like a I was
like I could do the what you call GI Jota welcome to the pool I saw your
little ducky landed to the water okay we got okay so this is a Halloween
Howling over the karaoke. You do this. Oh, why not? Yeah, yeah, we could do this cute cute. We could do this
This great
We do these howling we do that yeah 15 minutes
It's you know, we could do we could get over 20 we go well
We have a 20 I gotta offer a new incentive, huh? I got it. I got offer a new incentive, huh?
Oh God, what would we do over 20 if we got over 20 minutes? Why don't we do over 20 minutes?
Oh my goodness, we do over 20 minutes? Oh my God, what am I? Well, I gotta think about it.
Gotta think about it. We want, we gotta do it. Wait, you want me to crack? I get it. I only talk about it.
Sing the duck song. Sing the duck song. There's a duck song. We could do a duck song.
Super New York mode, what do you mean Super New York?
What's Super New York mode?
I'm driving around in yellow Tassie cab,
I got coffee on one hand and a bagel on another,
and I'm trying to punch people in the face,
like what is a super, what in your opinion
is a Super New York mode?
What do you mean a Super New York mode?
What is this?
What, that I cling my metro card in people's faces
like it's a ninja star?
Like what's Super New York mode?
Like what is this?
What is this?
Oh, yes, make sure you're thinking you're gifted.
Make sure you're thinking you're gifted.
Oh my God, D-Maxon just straight up smacked
Admiral Hathor, I'm gonna fade, so rude.
Yeah, hop the turnstile, avoid people screaming
in the subway, oh my God, are you my cousin?
Are you my cousin?
Oh my God.
Sounds like, ah yes, that sounds like
my one cozy childhood.
Okay, we got, this is Halloween.
Okay, let's do this.
All right, you know the words.
Come on, you know the words.
You know the words.
Halloween season is here already.
It's like, it basically, you know what I mean?
Yeah, let's do it.
Boys in age, don't you like to see something strange?
Come with us and let's die of fright.
This is our town, everybody scream.
It's our town.
I'm the one hiding under your bed.
She's found sharp and eye's going red.
I am the one hiding under your stairs.
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair.
This is Halloween.
This is Halloween.
Hello in this town.
Don't we love it now.
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise.
Around that corner, man hiding in the trash can.
Something's waiting now to pound.
And how you'll scream, this is Halloween.
Red and black, slimy green.
Aren't you scared?
Well, that's just fine.
Say it once, say it twice, take a chance and roll the dice
right with the moon in the dead of night.
Everybody scream, everybody scream in our town of Halloween.
I am the cloud with the tear away face, here in a flash
and gone without a trace.
I am the wind for whose there.
I am the wind going through your hair.
I am the shadow on the moon at night, filling your dream
to the brim with fright.
This is Halloween. This is Halloween in this town.
Don't we love it now? Everyone's waiting for the next surprise.
Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back and scream like a benchy make you jump out of your skin.
This is Halloween. Everybody scream. Can you please make way for a very special guy?
Heavenly!
No, I never knew. I never knew that was a Christmas movie.
I thought it was a Halloween movie.
It's a Christmas and Halloween movie. It's like both both can be true. I feel like it pulls more Christmas than Halloween
Oh, in no way. No, I think it's opposite. I think it pulls more Halloween than Christmas
I feel like Christmas just has an overwhelming aura like if you put Christmas in a movie even if it's anything else
It's a Christmas movie, you know
Well, I I think I think we should vote on this. I think if I feel like I feel like I associate more with a Halloween
Because I've got the pumpkins. I've got skeleton jack. I've got the skeleton braggdoll
I know how we can vote for it
How? How we do it?
If it's a Halloween movie, 100 subs.
If it's a Christmas movie, 50 subs.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
That's messed up.
That's messed up.
That's messed up.
That's messed up.
That's messed up.
So, uh, where's your, uh, where's my 100 gift is at?
Where's my 100 gift is at?
I believe in you.
Oh, no, we're gonna let Chad vote, but I will.
I'll- I'll pay.
Hehehehe.
AHAHAHA.
I believe in Chad though.
Right, it'll- it'll be- it'll- it's a Halloween movie, right?
Right? Right, Chad? Right?
Christmas movie, right Chad?
Right? Right? It's a Halloween movie, right?
Oh, shit.
AAAAAH!
Will!
AAAAAH!
Will!
Guess I got a match!
Amazing.
Amazing. Let's-
Well done!
Well done!
Amazing, brother.
That was awesome.
Sam, wow.
Amazing.
You're amazing.
Well done. Well done. How are you, heavenly?
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
I think I might have the sickness, but I think I might.
You got down with the sickness?
Well, I flew with the sickness, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, God. That definitely sounds like you're totally normal and not sick.
I'm a good normal, the wholesome thing of being.
Feel better. That sounds awful. I definitely lost my voice over the weekend.
I'm like trying to drink my I'm like trying to drink my tea to like rub up my voice again, but you know
Yeah, I like that idea like that idea like that idea
What's your go-to thing when you're sick like to try and make yourself feel better?
Sprite chicken noodle soup
Together in the same bowl
Sometimes when I'm feeling really lazy, I don't feel like actually like you know eating or drinking
You know, I'm just like I do both
Yeah, but like have you ever made it like homemade like with like grilled chicken and everything like cut up just right
Like I like to what I'll do is like on the regular
I get like rotisserie chicken and I save the carcass of the chicken. This sounds like so
Sounds like a horror movie. I saved the carcass in my freezer
I
Then I make my own broth for my chicken broth like I let it you know
I put it in a pot
I let it put carrots and onions and celery and I let it cook for like eight hours to get a nice good stock
Now make my chicken soup and then I have chicken soup for a long time
And then I'll freeze over leftovers because I'm all about that leftover life. You know what I'm saying
Oh, I'm 100% get that
When I when I do things given I got this new recipe from Bradley oni from uh, oh my god, where's he from?
He's like a
He was a youtuber chef. I just remember where which family was I think bon appetit
And he's got this like he's got this recipe for the turkey where you gotta cut it up a little bit
But it's got like you have to baste it while it's cooking. He's got all this so hold on
I know that's in my bookmark somewhere.
Thanks, dude.
There it is.
Here we go.
Don't show me.
You're going to get me so hungry.
I hate watching videos like that.
It's just like, look, that looks so good.
I'm causing you hungry.
It's the bee's knees, you know?
It's the bee's knees.
Here we go.
Let's see.
Let me get the stuff for it right here.
So it's got a dry-bride to it, right?
Oh, oh, uh-huh.
Here we go, give me the recipe.
Give me the recipe.
I hate when you, you know how like you go to a recipe website
and you have to scroll through like everyone's like life
before they give you the ingredients?
Like, I got to go through all this stuff.
Here we go, Scott.
Right, page move.
No!
Jump to recipe.
This is the end of your articles.
You have to be a subscriber to see this now.
My recipe.
I'll never know what's in this chicken soup and size of fried!
NOOOOO!
Here, I'll give you the link so you can look instead.
Okay, okay.
Because I apparently ran out of free trials of bone epiphyte in my bag.
I didn't realize it would look like that, bro. I didn't realize.
Ooooooh, let me... okay, so it got...
So here are the ingredients. So it's one... oh god.
Oh no, they got me two!
No way!
They got me too! Oh god I got four pop-ups! Oh no! Now everybody knows we're broke! Oh god!
Wait, if I keep refreshing the page, I can see it before I get the way up.
Okay, okay, so the glaze has sage, rosemary, bay leaves and thyme, garlic cloves, a little bit of orange zest, soy sauce, some light brown sugar, some sherry vinegar, and then you get like a little, oh my god, some like peanut oil or vegetable oil or some canola oil, right, right, right.
Right, right, the dry brine that you put on it, right?
You got the peppercorns, you got the kosher salt,
garlic powder, onion powder, and a little bit
of more light brown sugar and smoked paprika.
And while you see you, you gotta do the thing,
I think it's called the spatch cocking,
where you get under the turkey skin.
Can you rub it on there?
That's, that's, um,
excuse me?
So it's called,
It's called put your tin cock on the table with your twitch prime right now.
Yeah, put that spash cock on the table.
Yeah.
Put that spash cock on the table.
Spash cock right there.
Just let him know.
So wait, what is a spash cock?
Spatiocthing is when you, I might be wrong,
but I'm pretty sure it's when you like,
cut the turkey like open, and then you get under the skin.
But like, you don't pull the skin off,
you're like reaching underneath it.
And you put the brine in there too a little bit,
and you put it on the top.
And then while the turkey's cooking,
that's when you keep putting the juice on it.
So you gotta open the stove,
and you gotta keep it in there,
and you're all hot and everything,
but then it comes out crispy, sweet,
and moist and no dry turkey bro.
No dry turkey.
That entire sentence sounded like four play.
I was very confused.
You say you cut open the thing
and then you put the thing in it
and then you take it out and I'm like,
oh, oh, I guess that's why it's so juicy.
This turkey by the time it's done, oh my God.
I don't know about any of that.
I'm talking about, we're still talking about turkey.
I mean, I'm still talking about turkey too.
It's just sometimes I get a little excited when,
You know, when food is looking very moist and delicious, that's the wall, it's fine.
Not me, I'm hungry.
I'm hungry, I just want to eat.
I just want to eat the turkey.
I want to eat it, but I don't care a bit about that stuff.
That sounds incredible though.
I am, I just saved this recipe though.
Because it sounds delicious.
So you said you've made this before?
Mm-hmm, two times.
What?
And so, like a family Thanksgiving or a friend's given?
friendsgiving. And what was the reception to it? This turkey tastes like soap. And then what
happened was the knife I used to cut it had a little bit of soap residue on it. You know, the
first time, just the first time, the first time. So I went to cut, I went to cut a piece off or
somebody. You know, it tastes like soap. And I was like, what? And I looked around and I
realized that I looked at the knife and I was like, oh, it's still got a little dawn on it.
So I threw that knife in the sink got another knife caught it and they were like, okay, it's really good
I felt bad for the first person though. They were like man
But it's really good, it's just a lot of work like that's one of those things in recipes where like you have to have the day
to yourself
Yeah, I feel that I don't I usually don't make the turkey at Thanksgiving usually because I visit my
cousin and it's like 20 Puerto Ricans in one house
joke except there's no punchline
and
And I you know my brother makes the turkey so I just eat it
But I do that for a venue which is basically like Puerto Rican like pork shoulder that sir
Like Christmas Eve and so you gotta like the pork shoulder night before okay. Hold on ready you ready for this
Yes, yes. Yes. I want out here on here
So what you do is that the night before you get like you get like I don't know six to eight pound
You know poke pork shoulder and you like cut the top of the skin
You don't pull you don't completely take it off
You just peel it back and you make incisions in the pork shoulder and then what you do is that you
Mashed together everybody does a little differently, but my family we do it with oregano garlic
Lotta sauce and pepper very simple
It's a lot though and so you cover that pork shoulder and you put it like garlic in the
incision and all this oh you first have to oh you first brine sorry brine this pork shoulder
for like 20 minutes in like apple cider vinegar water and then you do all this make it nice
and soft you poke all the holes you put it there we also put like a little bit of like
a little bit of adobo and maybe a little bit of like
sazon to give it a little color
and then you rub it also on the skin
and then you bag that pork shoulder up, right?
You put it in a little bag, you put it in the fridge
so that it marinates all the night.
Right?
So you mess up throughout the next day
and you cook it like a turkey.
So it cooks for like, you know, six hours.
I think it's like a pound an hour or something,
I think it's a man.
And then when you take a bite into this pork,
like you it is the closest to nirvana you'll ever experience
and then on top of that you'll like instantly fall asleep for like three days five minutes after it
like it's just like the sleepiest food like people are like oh turkey makes you fall asleep
i was like i don't know every time i eat bed meal i feel like like in sleeping beauty they cast
that spell over everybody everybody falls asleep in the castle that's like my ti family we eat
the we eat the bed meal and then we like knock out when we wake up and we're like what do you
You'll mean it's Christmas Day, like the Santa came.
But it's so delicious.
It's so flavorful.
And it's like that, where it's like a process.
You only make it like for special occasions.
So I'll make it for Nontribuna or do it for like,
if a friend's never had Puerto Rican food before,
I'll make like a spread of like different things.
And I always have that there because it's always not.
I've had friends who are vegetarian
who take a bite of this,
who have question whether converting back.
Oh, you know what's crazy?
I've never had Puerto Rican food.
Haha, so like, hey, I want an app, like, I want the, I want the app, let me get that!
It's so nice hanging out with you, heavily, bye!
Alone!
Yep, let me get that app, I can't believe you got that app, what a beautiful one!
At the edge of a universe, humming a tune!
We're really singing alone!
Yeah, dude, I've never had Puerto Rican food before, unfortunately.
Oh my god, I got it, I, I, I happily fixed that for you.
Happily fixed it's the next time I know that we're at something together,
I will make sure like I will make sure because it is everybody's like oh, I know rice and beans. I've had Mexican food
I was all rice and beans are the same every different like
Sentence to you. Oh, yeah, dude. I've had Puerto Rican food. I've had rice and beans
I knew somebody who had worked in
They they worked a job in Puerto Rico for three months. I was like how did you like Puerto Rican food?
They're like I didn't have Puerto Rican food. I have Mexican food. I was like, what do you mean you got Mexican food?
I had rice and beans. I was like
You had to swing on it, right? Like you putt them right in the temple, right? Like that's a crazy sentence
I was just like
I feel like I felt like a little like like a fizz like a little spark fizz like leave my brain in that moment like I totally like
like lala.exe starts working in that moment.
I was like, there's no way that you just said that sentence
sincerely and earnestly.
I just 23 months of Puerto Rico.
Yeah, like, I had.
I had Puerto Rican food.
I had Puerto Rican food.
Yeah, they had these like,
they had these like empanada things, you know?
And I was just like, okay.
And then they're like, yeah.
And then they're rice and beans.
I was like, okay.
And then they had like pork chops.
I was like, right.
And they're like, yeah, like Mexican food.
I was like, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
This is disrespectful, bro.
Like, you can't go to another, a whole other country and be like, oh yeah, dude, I didn't
have their food.
I had someone else.
Like, what do you mean?
Like, what are you trying to say here?
But they actually just didn't know that they were eating Puerto Rico food.
Like, after I walked over to them, I was like, okay, so let me tell you something.
So the way that Mexican cuisine prepares their rice and beef is so different from how the
Caribbean does it, right?
Because like Cuban and Puerto Rican and Dominican, that's more tied together, they're a lot
more similar because it's all Caribbean.
And same thing, I feel like I'm a big Caribbean food lover because it's all very flavorful.
They use a lot of spices and stuff.
And so it's just a different flavor profile.
But I had to sit there and explain, I was like, okay, what are you gonna say
that the island was full of Mexicans too?
I was like the mic, I was like
I was like there's no way I would be nice to them after that sentence
I'm like we got it, we got it
Like who do you try to tell me bro?
Oh I couldn't believe it
They unfortunately were my supervisors
at an old job that I was at and I was just like
I can't
What do you mean?
You don't know what you're talking about me a Puerto Rican short
At one of my old jobs
my supervisor
this old like Santa Claus looking guy very old very big like red face and
everything and he was like he just didn't know how to talk to me I guess you
never met someone melanated before and we're in the break room we're talking
it was like me to a co-worker to him and he was like heavenly like what's up
it's like what's a Borg I was like the guy from Star Trek he's like no my
daughter she's in college keeps drinking this Borg stuff and I was like I
I don't know he's like why should I know he's like well isn't it like lean don't you people drink lean?
I was like hey now listen, buddy
Brother man, I never had a simple lead in my life
And then I was like all right well, uh, let me just go ahead and look it up for you real quick
And it was something that I had never heard of apparently it's blackout ragegallon. It's a thing college
Give their doing now, but I will never forget that it like lean. I'm like
What do I say bro? You signed my paycheck, I was just sure of a big buddy man.
You got it boss.
Oh my God, I remember reading that book Harry Potter and the audacity of this page. Like
I remember reading that book. Like are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? That's wild.
That's crazy.
I was like thinking about that stuff because like your person went to Puerto Rico and
I don't do that. I have a ton of Mexican food.
It was just like, what? Evan, this guy's like,
you should do something to me.
I can't believe it.
Sorry, while I was having this conversation,
I'm watching my friends play Tekken,
and one of my friends just got punched three times in the foot
and lost. He didn't block low once.
We blocked this.
Well, maybe they underestimated the strength of their grippers.
I guess so.
I guess so. I'm so sorry.
Well, now I know.
Also, maybe that's a good self-defense technique.
You know, it's like, okay, if you can't go for the balls, go for the tozies.
Oh yeah, you just stomp it foot out.
Yeah, stomp it. Stomp it. Stomp it like a, like a cockatoch. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what? I'm gonna stomp it out.
What what?
Oh wait, I already said, shit, I have to use my pride.
I thought.
Let's, what wine, wine, wine, wine, wine,
what he meant to say is stomp out the timer because we're less than 10
I used to have one written down that a guild leader told me once let me see if
I believe it in the meantime you get this one what's the duck's favorite ballet
Hey, they're not quacka.
That was a good groan.
That was a good groan.
That was a good groan.
Yep yep yep, not quack.
They're not quack.
They're not quack.
They were playing...
This is a duck game.
They're like, to keep it on theme.
What?
Is it duck game?
Let me see my flywheel.
Let me see my flywheel.
Let me see my...
Let me see my flywheel.
Thank you gift ours, thank you!
Good, Subway Prime, that sounds like somebody slapped their cock on the table, and Subway Prime.
Well done! Well done. Very good. Very good, Dragadoom. Very good!
You know what? It's gonna go, I'm sorry, he's reddit.
That makes it even worse.
I hope it really quacks me up.
I got rejected on my first blind date and I don't understand why.
My date asked me if I had any pets. I said I had a goldfish. Any hobbies?
I said, yeah, he likes to swim.
I'm only gonna tell you.
That was the one that Reddit said.
That was the one that Reddit said.
Thank you. Thank you, Reddit. That was so, that was so far.
Thank you, Reddit. Thank you, thank you.
That was good, that was good.
That was good, that was good.
That was good.
Oh, that's you pondering. You got another one.
I'm looking for good ones. A lot of these are gross.
I don't think dads would tell these types of jokes. A lot of these are like uncle jokes.
There's dad jokes and then there's uncle jokes.
Okay, pull my finger. Is it dad joke or an uncle joke?
I say pull my fingers at uncle jokes because he's more than likely going to fart.
Your dad's probably not going to fart. He's probably just going to be like...
Yeah, he's one of those, it was like why the long face, he said to the horse, you know,
like, type, like, shit.
Like, he doesn't try to make you laugh, like, make you grow, and your uncle's just gonna
be like, pull my finger, and then he just, like, pisses himself.
The wrong way, like, the wrong way of the joke and everything, just like.
It spontaneously loses all of these functions all at the same time.
It comes out founted from both ends, like, it just, like.
Pull my finger, and it's just the end of the world.
I mean, here's one, here's one.
Okay, okay, okay.
I told the joke on a zoom meeting and no one left turns out. I'm not even remotely funny
This one's so bad
Okay
As an American I'm tired of people saying America is the stupidest country in the world
Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world
See I think about that one a little bit
Yes, right, yes, you're a country. Yes
That was a that's a negative to you. I'm not bad. That's a
Took me a second. I was like, oh no, I'm definitely American
Ah, fuck!
Wait, wait a minute!
Wait a-
Surely I have a dad joke snatched somewhere.
I checked my notepad and the gilding one is gone.
Actually, I don't think I want to be in a good eataway
because it's a World of Warcraft joke.
It's like a long drawn out World of Warcraft dad joke.
I'm like, no one's gonna laugh at that.
You said World of Warcraft and I started cackling.
I mean, people laugh at the fact that
they play World of Warcraft.
Did you ever dabble in the dark art of WoW?
Started with Ultima Online, then I went to Toontown, RuneScape, and finally I found my place in Star Wars Galaxies, then WoW!
I'm playing a lot of MMOs, I like MMOs cause like...
You just go in, you have a character, and then you get a job, and I'm like, wait this is awesome, I can get a job!
Oh my god, Mr. Byte!
What a wonderful person.
What a wonderful person!
Are you jingling keys?
I've been jingling the keys.
I don't have my keys on me, but I have my ring container.
I didn't realize you...
So is that your favorite kind of accessory from rings?
And watches, yeah.
And watches?
Just for the hands though, right?
Just for clarification?
Yeah, I don't...
Rescue...
What?
Rescue but a ring!
Oh, I guess ear rings.
So funny.
Oh, right nose rings.
Yes, thank you, thank you, finally nailed it, okay, great, I was waiting for that one.
Great, perfect, exactly, nose rings, thank you, so exactly.
That's what the people wanted, that's what you created.
You're in for it.
I
Didn't I used to be a ring person and then every time I'd wear rings because I'd wear like classroom Julie
It always have that green
Like at least that green ring on my fingers. Oh, you know what I'm saying, you know when you got like if you don't have like a stainless steel
Kind of jewelry. Yeah, if you don't have the right metal. Yeah. Yeah, it felt like so I was like going around
And you know, I feel like oh, no, it looks like I feel like I got a skin disease or something
and I'll be like, oh, I gotta stop doing this
because I used to wear them on every single finger
and I'd be like, oh my God, I feel like these are,
it looks like my fingers are rotten, so I stopped doing them.
And so the only ring I got now is like,
you know, like my wedding ring and stuff.
I try, it's hard to, I give you a lot of credit
in terms of that.
What, do you wear a lot?
Like this one?
I normally wear like, four to five,
but not on all hands.
I try not to wear them on all my hands
cause then you just kinda look weird.
Like, it looks like you're wearing like a knuckle.
Normally it's like first finger, middle finger,
and then pinky on one hand,
and then on the other hand it'll be like
third finger and middle finger, and that's it.
Okay, okay.
She got one hand.
Okay, I'm not gonna finish that spot.
Uh, I got one hand that's outlined
like two in the pink one and a stick.
Like that's what I'm saying,
I was just like I got one.
Oh, well, yeah, because otherwise, like, someone had a chance at it, I look like I'm Venus walking around with like,
like, rings on every finger and I look like I got the Infinity Gauntlet and I'm like, that's just not a good look.
Also, how do I put a duck in the pool?
Like, randomly spawns your name after a couple of minutes.
So, after a couple of minutes you get, it like, randomly selects a name from chat and then it throws it into the pool and so if you see your name pop up then you can control it with WASD.
Cool. I'll just say duck for now. Let's see if I can get a duck.
Oh yeah, well you look like Jack Sparrow. I'm not handsome enough to look like Jack Sparrow.
Oh that's not true. You're very handsome.
Nah, nah, nah. He's got that beautiful long hair, you know.
Oh, so what we've got to do is we've got to get you a wig?
Is that what you're saying? Is that what makes...is that the difference between the two of you?
Oh, I just got heated all over again when you said wig. I'm wig. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad.
What? Wig?
yeah why what was what's this very deep anger about the week it's not I feel like
I can I felt I felt I felt you looking what's off to the side don't worry that's
my trauma my trauma some burdens are too heavy to share they must stay within
I used to have a guy like that in my guild.
I think about it a lot.
He just always was very philosophical the way he typed.
Oh yeah.
He also grilled me because I used to type like an idiot.
Like I would type like all lowercase, constant contractions,
like all that type of thing.
He just one day he was just like,
Why do you type like that?
Are you stupid?
I was like, I'm not stupid.
And I started typing in like full sentences a bunch of things.
He's like, yeah, he's right.
He's like, wow, wow.
I'm surprised he didn't say, like, you know, instead of just saying you're stupid, I'm surprised he didn't say your, obviously your IQ is sub-level to what I'm...
He pretty much did say something like that.
Oh, he wrote a dissertation about the way that you're asking.
Yeah, the message was like a block of text.
And I was like, dude, what?
But you asked me about my MMOs. Have you played an MMO? Are you a Final Fantasy type?
And I wanted to be really really short so that she could climb
She's climb uh, she I wanted to conquer tall people that like I really wanted a tiny but mighty philosophy
So she's a la la fell and she's called la la la la la because that's how you're supposed to name
Well, of course
There was also a prime in there too, wait
There was a prime there was a prime in there. I saw dry bones. Oh
Yes, we
Wait, I so I have to have I don't play consistently because honestly like I'm not streaming
I'm usually not playing games because I I try to manage my
my video game time because if I don't then I wouldn't shower or even go to the
BF. You know what I'm saying? I get so addicted and so sucked in. I was like...
Oh, dropped another one. So apparently if you shake heavenly really really fast
you start to drop and raise. That's that's his new law. That's what we're
learning here. So you have a lot of film? I do have a lot of film. How tall would you say the
a lot of fellas probably like a very tall like two foot one two foot one I think
that's an actual I don't know if that's an actual size that's that's like the
energy that I bring it's like really small like a big personality a small body
kind of like my dog like your dog yeah my dog dog yes he's a dog to me he's a
Dutch and Beaglemeek, so...
Aaaaaaahhhhhh!
The big boy?
But he's a real big lover?
He's a real sweet guy, but he definitely has big personality.
He's like, what, 17 pounds, something like that?
Yes!
He's not like a freak-up, but...
That's a big boy!
There you go, big boy.
Do you have any enemies?
I used to have a dog.
Hmm.
But that was like, that was like, seven years ago, so...
So, what you telling me is time for another one?
I'm not opposed to it, but I think I've become a little more cat-pilled than I have dog-pilled.
Oh my god, is that a hundred? Wait a second.
That's a hundo! That's a hundo! That, once again, is verifying the fact that Nine Before
Christmas is a Halloween movie! Yeah!
That is true! That is true!
I have to mute my mic here.
It's my turn to fight my friend.
When I play fighting games, I revert to a primal state.
So I'm gonna mute my mic to not wake up mouse, so I'll be back when this match is over.
Actually you know I'm just gonna leave the discord cause I feel like my mic's gonna like
break and then you're gonna hear me scream anyways, I'm just gonna leave, I'll be back
after this fight.
Thank you again Mr. Bite!
Very good, okay, making sure, I was making sure.
That was sounds good.
Okay, oh, long volume?
I'll make sure that my mouth is close to my,
but yes, thank you so much, that's amazing!
We're at 37 minutes?
We're at 37 minutes?
Oh my God, 37 minutes!
Oh my God, that's incredible!
Oh my God, yeah!
That's incredible.
We love to see that number nice and high.
Well done!
Well done!
That's a fightin'.
That's what we love.
We love what's done, stop fightin'.
We love it.
Yes!
Goddamn!
Thank you, gift us!
Thank you, gift us!
Oh no.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
I'm gonna take a bite of your food.
Okay.
I got another joke.
All right.
I got another, I got another one.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
What?
What?
What did the detective say to his partner?
Let's quack.
You're welcome.
Welcome.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much for the five.
Thank you, thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, there you go.
It's a duck detective, duck detective.
Oh my God, you pun the pun.
You pun the pun.
Let's see, okay, I got, let's see.
Let's find some, let's see if I can find some
actually like fabulous dad jokes, okay?
I got another one cause now we're at 36 now.
Now we got some, okay let's see.
Let's see.
I'm running, okay, you ready?
Okay.
I got one.
Wait, no I don't, hold on, I'm fine.
Yes, very good.
Oh listen, I found, hey CK!
Thank you so much for your service!
Thank you so much!
Well done.
Okay, I have one.
Imagine me driving my car in reverse.
uh this takes me back yeah you're welcome you're welcome also look at all the doctor oh we got
another like cement duck or something i've got another one in the bottom of the pool okay now we
okay can we how how far can we push this timer how far can we push this timer if we let's see
Well listen, I'm gonna keep on telling you jokes until we raise it to 40.
Huh?
How about that?
I love telling dad jokes.
They always make him laugh.
Yeah?
Yeah?
That was pretty funny.
I hadn't heard that one before.
That's pretty funny.
I thought that was pretty funny.
I thought that was pretty funny.
Okay.
I got another one.
Listen, you're being subjected to this until you have at least done what this mansion
comes back.
Uh, ahem.
okay okay I appreciate this joke I appreciate this joke as a New Yorker
okay okay I hope you look what do you mean you can't this is no you have to
do the punishment this is punishment okay you listen we get to 40 I'll stop
we get to 40 minutes I'll stop the jokes okay what do you call seagulls
that fly over the bay bagels that was pretty cute I like oh look a bardic
wayfarer is now in the pool look one oh my god
Rami just went on a just decided to take part of this is going to book well
I believe it no you're not allowed to no you're not allowed to leave you have
You have to stay here. You have to stay here.
You have to stay here.
Okay?
Oh my goodness.
We must...
It's good.
Yes, it's you! You're in the pool!
You can control your ducky by using wisely, I believe.
In the check.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
Mika's office, we can't refuse.
I can make you walk as you can refuse.
Okay?
We hit 35, I'll give you five minutes of pain three, okay?
We hit 35 minutes, I'll give you pain three.
I'll give you pain three, okay?
All right, that's how that goes.
Yeah, okay?
That's how it goes.
You get to 35, you get like a couple minutes of no jokes.
Otherwise, you gotta do this.
Where do you find a tortoise with no legs?
Where you left it?
Fuck the fuck, I'm not going to lie, that boy toyed it.
That toy didn't have no legs.
Listen, I hope that when I leave and now she wakes up, I want to make sure that you better share with her
some of the wonderful new things you've been introduced to in your life in terms of the joke.
Okay? Okay, there you go.
Alright, that's it. That's it. That's it.
You better share your knowledge.
Okay, better share knowledge.
Yes.
You...
I'm not gonna sing those scuttlebutt again.
I'm not gonna sing those scuttlebutt.
Yeah, I'm not gonna sing those scuttlebutt.
Oh, gosh.
Why?
Why? I think... listen, listen, listen.
Don't make me do scuttlebutt again, please.
I beg of you, please.
Please don't make me do scuttlebutt.
I don't know how to say this long, it was so stressful.
Ha ha ha, 200,000 spattle bites, not again, not again, not again.
I, I'll do, I'll do, I'll do, I'll do it again, I'll do it again, but only if 200,000.
That's right, right.
What do you refer to something in the pool that has no limbs?
Bob?
I think it's bobbing in the water?
What do you mean?
Why don't mine?
What? Outlawed what? Puns? Or outlawed?
That's cool, an unusual punishment by the Geneva Convention?
Oh, that's crazy. That's crazy.
Uh, anyway. Uh, in celebration of the New Year's, my New Year's resolution is 1080p.
You're welcome! You're welcome! You're welcome!
There you go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gay.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Why charity?
For a cause.
Fifty died away from Beezuva.
You're calling me a boomer, it's just stating facts.
Okay, I'm not as bad as my grandfather.
Okay, this is a true story.
So my grandfather, I showed him my abuelo,
that's in peace, when I showed him,
I was showing him something on the computer,
on my laptop once.
This was a long time ago, because this was something like,
I don't know, 15 years ago.
I was showing him, uh, something up my laptop, and I, he kept on pinching this laptop screen,
and I was so confused as to why he was doing it.
I was like, what are you doing?
I was like, Papa, what are you doing?
And he's like, he's like, get on a moscow.
I was like, what do you mean I got a, like I, there's like a fly.
I was like, what do you mean there's a fly?
He kept on pinching the screen, trying to catch the cursor, thinking that the
cursor, like the mouse cursor was a fly.
I-
I didn't-
I was like,
Papa, that's the cursor!
No, that's-
That was the dahlia's?
Uh, it was so funny.
I couldn't believe it.
I couldn't-
He literally was pinching,
like, trying to pinch the screen at different points
or trying to press it,
cause like, he thought it was a fly on the screen.
Like the-
Ah, the ancient ones.
Yeah, that though.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That's so-
No, that's-
No, that's-
Yeah, like a cat.
I'm for 20, can't stand only-
Holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, well done.
Well done, well done, thank you for the 20, Captain!
Well done, yippee!
Well done, well done, well done.
Mm, oh yes, yes, well done, 180 more.
Oh my God, we're so close.
Oh my God, this is amazing to see
that we're almost close to 194.
Oh, we could do it, we could do it,
Wake up to it, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe in it.
Oh, I guess that's so sad.
I guess it's time for another joke.
180 to Scuttlebutt.
Well, I guess, I promise, I keep my promises.
Okay, fine.
180, oh, good, oh, okay, okay.
Scuttlebutt.
Oh, God.
Maybe by the time I'm done hanging out,
then that means that I'll be able to,
Maybe by then that means I'll be able to uh, uh, I'll know actually the words and how to actually probably sing it.
Like, like, like, like, like.
Okay, I got another one. I got another one. Okay. I got another one.
Ahem. Okay.
A turtle walks into a police station and says,
Help, I've been robbed by three snails!
The police officer says, okay, tell me exactly what happened.
And the turtle says, oh I don't know.
It just happened to us so fast.
Listen, it was, that was, that was, that was, listen, listen.
They're so painful, I, I, I got them, I got them from this,
there's this very unique curated place
that actually has a treasure trove.
You'll never find them.
It's called Reddit.
Yeah, that's good, that's good, that's good.
That's fine, that's all right, that's all right.
It was your best joke.
I feel like I gave away my best joke earlier. Oh
Let's see, let's see. Oh
Oh, it's kind of fucked up. Well, one of my favorite Rodney Dangerfield jokes is
He was like when I was born the doctor slept my mother. I
Thought that was pretty funny. Let's not fuck this. Let's not funny. I like that joke
Rodney Dangerfield is generally funny. I
I like older. I like a lot of classic comedians like Joan Rivers, Riding Danger Field, you know, you know,
mine is some of the jokes that are dated or whatever. I just love like their joke style.
George Carlin, I love kind of thing. Yeah. I love that. Baking an egg, walking to a bar,
the buns, it says, sorry, we don't serve breakfast here. Oh, that's funny. Oh, that's funny.
I like that one, that's good, that's good, that's good, you got that, there you go, well done, well done.
Don Rickles, oh my god, classic insult comic, Don Rickles, amazing comedian, amazing, yes.
Yeah, sounds great, okay, uh, okay, okay, I admit it, maybe naming the dog Shark and taking him to the beach wasn't the best idea.
Can you get it? Cause you're like running around the beach being like SHOCK! SHOCK!
Come here good boy, SHOCK!
Close the gap, come on, close the gap.
For my renditions, for everybody. I believe, I believe. We're already on the list for that mouse.
My boss asked me to make a business presentation so I said I should start it with a joke.
So I put a pay slip on the table on the first slide, oh god.
Level eight no no level eight was where we stopped with double eight and let's raise that time
Let's get to 194. That'd be crazy
194 I believe it. I believe it. Yeah do it, but yeah, exactly. Exactly. Okay. Well now now you get another one while we wait
See, let's see. Oh, we got five level five levels of high train
I guess I can keep on let's see that I do five jokes for
for high per level because you have not slept in Tony oh my god well you're a
comic genius I want to hear more of this I'm just clapping definitely not
groaning and moaning as I hear all these dad jokes that we love so much we
love them so much that chat definitely definitely we definitely did okay okay
hmm I got one I got one hmm what did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator
close the door I'm dressing like you know how sometimes put mayonnaise as a
salad dressing like why why did the lion go to therapy because the lion was
watching the stream and hearing my jokes that's why that's why the lion went
to therapy that's how that joke finishes one point for trying thank you
I'll take one point. I'll take a pity point. I'll take a pity point. I'm shameless. I'll take that pity point
Thank you very much
In three minutes to get the next level of high train and then it also brings up the time
I thought you want to do that. No you want to do this
Shameless is a nice big fun. So the water winnings take promise a matter of fact
Okay
Watch as a blanket stay when he fell off the bed. Oh
Oh, she
Yeah
Yeah
Cause he's a blanket on a bed
Ah, yeah, Lola! So much for contributing! Thank you, thank you! Thank you so much, thank you, thank you
Thank you, and Rance, thank you so much for gifting this up! Thank you
as you see fun so every sub goes towards both of those schools and towards
a record breaking 205 we're gonna try and break that record yes very good there
we go exactly well done well done although I prefer a medium rare that's
funny yes amazing exactly look at look how it all breaks down exactly so so
know that every even if it's one sub even if it's one sub it helps choice
the course yes but yes we're just hanging out with talking a little duck if
you you know duckies randomly spawned so it like it chooses it chooses like you
know how in Toy Story the club it comes in yanks your username and turns into a
duck every couple of minutes and some of the duckies are fighting at the
moment, you know, they've gone whackas! They're fighting each other in the pool or they're
just vibing like Kurokira in the corner. Oh, I just realized Kuro, I love that you're
using the name Kuro and you have a black ducky. That's like perfect. Yeah, Ranson! Ranson,
thank you so much! Ranson! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you so much. And
I promise I promise that I would do Scuttle Butt again.
Although, maybe this time will be a little better.
Maybe I should continue listening to it in the background.
So I just do it.
Yeah, high train success.
Thank you so much for level five.
Level five.
Pop, mouthy.
Well done, well done.
Yes, yes.
Thank you so much.
Yes, let's beat last year's record.
Wouldn't that be incredible?
Wouldn't that be incredible?
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
It's very good.
Not the ice ducky. What happened to that? Did it finally...
Did it finally... Did it finally go away? Did somebody destroy the ice ducky?
I was like, oh wow. Not the ice ducky. I thought I had an extra layer of protection.
Oh, oh, seven for ice ducky. You brave soldier.
At this point, who's been like... I think B. Maxon has been the longest ducky in the pool so far.
Yeah, I felt that murder. I'm moided. Yeah, I got iced out. Now swim with the fishies.
Yeah, swim with the fishies. Yeah, it's 07. 07. You can't see my hand, but I too am
salute until I break soldier ice-tuffy. Well done. Yeah, B-max was one of the first and
it's hanging in there. Nice and strong. Well done. Well done. Well done. Yeah, I, I, I love
I love this game so much. I love all the different styles of Ducky and you never know what it is.
Wait, I just, Corfin, I just, you just blow air out of this little bucky nail.
Huh? Really? Really? It is blue air? Is that a special ability?
Corfin knows how to blow. Gotcha. Copy, noted. Great. Wonderful. Yeah.
Yeah, yes make sure if you've gotten a gift to stop make sure to thank your
gift because that was incredibly generous and we argue raising that timer I see
we've gotten closer to 20 can we bring it back up to 30 I think we don't bring
it up we got bring it up we can enjoy all your emotes everybody I want to see
them in the chat I want to see them in the chat you're so excited about your
fabulous subs and we can keep the party going if you also give subs or if you
personally sub for the cause yes very good yeah yeah sub sub counts that's right
that's right that's right we're doing it we're doing it got raises oh let's not
go underneath 20 let's not go underneath 20 we can bring it back up we
Bring it back up bring it back up towards father scuttle but I meant to pull that up so I can
God oh lordy. All right. This is scuttle but oh
God oh lord. Okay. That's fine. Nice. Go boys fine
Go but it's neat
Yeah, that's fine
No, we got you ducking the pool how excited
Yeah, we're so close I I believe and you better believe too. I've you better believe too
Yeah
Yeah, let's be flat ears. Let's go. I do it. Yeah
Yeah, don't play with the time on don't don't make it too low. You know that that big as my death. No nervous. Yeah
exactly
But
Contributing it for raising that time. I thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yes. Thank you
wonderful
Yes, we are we're working on that time a very exciting. I believe that we can break this record
I really do and that's gonna be so cool when that happens
Gonna be amazing
Gonna be amazing. I can't believe somebody in chat. I just saw that that said the final one sounds like
Fifteen seconds. Oh my god. I
Can't let that happen. Can't let that happen. That's terrible. That's terrible
That's crazy as well. That's crazy. That's crazy
Yeah
Exactly I
Actually, so speaking of the little mermaid movie like where this gonna, but how many people saw the little mermaid movie?
And did you like it like I don't know if people like the live-action Disney movies or whatever
But I haven't seen it yet.
But I heard it wasn't- I heard it- I- I- I didn't hear it was bad.
I hate this song. I enjoyed it too.
The inside of you there are two rules.
Yes.
Not your thing?
Yeah.
You haven't seen it yet, but I'm interested in one.
Okay, okay.
It was okay for further cartoons.
I mean, nothing beats the classic, right?
OG, the OG.
Nothing beats DOG, right?
Like, I feel like the live action movies are just like extended lore things, you know what I mean?
They're not like, yeah, yeah, yeah, who saw the live action movie?
Never! Wow, overwhelmingly, okay.
I guess people really love the, uh, people love DOG, right?
I mean, I don't like Realistic Bound.
I think that's the thing that bumps me.
I think it's the choice of how they depict the cartoon characters in the live action.
They kind of, I'm giving it to Amy Jubies.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's like, it's kind of crazy.
Like I'm looking, I watch this clip and Scuttle, Scuttle, that's a boy, right?
It's got us a bird, like, never.
Okay, I'll say I see.
It took the whole life of joy out of the movie.
No way, really.
I'll never need this, that is fair.
Yeah.
That's true, that's true.
Patty, ha ha ha ha, yes, it's good.
Ha ha ha ha, that's so funny.
Ha ha ha.
Okay, there was one of the live actions I did.
I did like the live actions, Cinderella.
I thought that was nice.
I'm telling you, thank you for raising that timer.
Waste that timer.
We're eating underneath money.
We've been over 20 for quite some time.
Let's not let it dip under the 20.
Can't we do it?
I believe, I believe, I believe,
I believe we can raise that timer.
I believe, I believe it.
Yes, every sub counts.
You got a prime sub.
That means you'll still have your cock on the table
and use your prime sub.
Sherpa King, welcome to the pool
as an adorable pink stuffy looking.
Yes.
That was made before Creative Bankers.
Yeah, Cinderella was the first one, yeah.
Yes, yes, yes, slap exactly in the big rainbow letters.
Let me say this in a way that maybe they encourage you.
Oh please, please slap your clock on the table.
Please slap your clock on the table and put that prime shelf on the table.
Use that prime.
Use that prime for now, see.
Yes! Do it! Do it!
Yeah, yeah. Exactly.
Slam your clam.
Yes, actually if you don't
and for the non-cockhavers
if you have a clam
slam that clam on the table
most importantly
Yes! Slam that prime
on the table like a cock
is sticky. Very good.
Very good, very good. Well done.
Well done.
Yes, exactly.
I did like the Cinderella one a lot because I had fabulous costume design and I loved the characters, the acting was great, and the story was pretty good, like it was a pretty good interpretation of it, but every movie since then, I don't know, I don't think so, yeah.
Like doing splits on the table, yeah.
How else are you supposed to pound your piss wide? You know what I'm saying? That's how you're supposed to do it.
So work on your stretches!
Yes, Rancid! Thank you so much!
Thank you so much! Thank you, Rancid!
Thank you so much! Thank you so much!
Thank you for gifting us up! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Yes! Very good. Yes.
Yeah. Agreed.
Lily James was...
Oh yeah, Lily James is a great actress.
She was great. We had two rainbow ducks?
We got two rainbow ducks?
wow we love we love a fabulous fool we love a fabulous fool yeah she was good
at mama listen I like mama Mia also I love them I mean you can't go wrong with
Abba Abba is such a I love the abba music the band Abba mama Mia so much
fun listen I the movie the movie I have feelings about but I still watch it
because it's like I don't like trash music movie I love it I love it yes
I agree. Roger's and Hammerstein Cinderella, like the one with Brandy is my is actually one of my favorites
The Brandy, Roger's and Hammerstein Cinderella is
My favorite live-action Cinderella
Because it's so good Brandy and Cinderella is perfect
Right you got Bernadette Peters as the stepmother
So good and the music of course. I love the Roger Hammerstein musical. It's so good. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Poison looks like, I don't know,
got like Benjamin Franklin vibes or something.
Got some sort of like historical figure vibes, I feel.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm making that up.
Yeah, don't agitate.
Yeah, we're, wait, wait a minute, wait, wait a minute.
What are we doing?
What are we doing here?
What, wait a second, what are we doing here?
Why is this under 20 minutes?
Why is this under 20 minutes?
What is this?
What is this?
What, what, what is this?
What is this bring that back up bring that back up
How close are we to scuttle, but yeah, yeah
My daughter wants to dress in
Oh my goodness
Listen, we are so close to hitting that one ninety four mark
We are so close to hitting that one ninety four mark and it is gonna be a crazy when we hit it
yeah it's gonna be crazy so you know you want to do it well you imagine just
like smack Santa Claus duck pixel dragon in the mouth that's crazy yes okay so if
we're on the subject on Disney movies for my Disney fans out there what would
say would be your favorite what is your favorite Disney movie yeah pick one if you
add you or oh my god I love enchanted I love enchanted so much great mouse
attack because that's a great choice yeah that's what that that's true I do I
feel like I can't pinpoint one I definitely have like three Hercules
oh I love the music in hercules I love like the Disney what is it Renaissance
era so like doing the Beast movie yeah Star Wars count yeah sure what Star Wars
movie in that case you could even put that Atlantis oh that's so good Atlantis
I think I saw somebody who did like a fan casting there's a live action
Atlantis and they put what's his name what's his name the the the new one the
new Spider-Man actor what's his name Tom something or whatever Tom Holland
And that day that he should play Milo, except for Milo, that's his name in Atlantis, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mulan!
Oh, I love Mulan too!
Milo in such as a classic.
Aristocats.
I know Aristocats.
So everybody wants to be a cat.
Yes.
That's original.
Rescuers and Sleeping Beauty.
Those are both great.
I know that.
Topstack around.
There's a cop in the pool.
Oh!
There's a, it has like a loop.
It definitely has like a loop kind of hair.
It definitely has like a lieutenant hand or something Aladdin
Solid choices solid choices solid choices. I mean you can't really go along with like I can't really think of a bad
Nope, I definitely just thought of one that I didn't really care for
That was controversial. Maybe maybe night before Christmas
classic classic
Yeah
OG Mary Poppins, I love OG Mary Poppins, although I do think Mary Poppins returns was pretty good
I do think Mary Poppins returns was pretty good. Oh, I love 101 Dalmatians
I love the animation of that one like that era. What was that? That was in the 60s. I
Think 101 Dalmatians
Or 70s, but it was
Milt Kohl was like the animator and so he liked it jungle book 101 Dalmatians
He was like the lead animator on those and they have such a specific style and it was so good
so good
Tinker Bell level 10 jack!
But like for real though why are you like why are you like that's just bad
he's just getting bad
Phil Collins!
Yeah, Tarzan like Tarzan did not need to have a soundtrack that slapped that hard
and yet it did.
Treasure Planet is so good.
Yeah.
Fade to my head, it's so good.
Okay.
More controversial.
More controversial, what is your least favorite Disney movie then?
What's your least favorite Disney movie then?
You know, I have to admit I've never seen Brother Bear.
I need to watch Brother Bear.
Dumbo? Dumbo's your least favorite?
I have watched The Black Cauldron.
I have a very scary villain in it.
Yes.
tightening all the all the new ones all the live action was oh more these moms
wait more these moms is Disney movie no toy story you don't like toy story that's
surprising I love to play story Dumbo Dumbo is dead
it is me it is I miss Lala unfortunately I know you're my dad the Goofy movie
was trash what what do you mean the goofy movie was trash wait a minute wait
a minute that's what you get for saying that what do you mean the goofy movie
was trash what do you mean the goofy movie is trash that's crazy that's wild
what listen I like Oliver and company because it's your jet the like
dramatic poodle in it honey we've got what that one with the where she's like
she's like putting cream and powder on her face she's so extra I was like oh my
god what a queen I love her you cream so hard during the goofy movie I was
caught that's such a that that is quite the comment that's quite the comment
about the Disney movie rather goofy is the hottest we're not doing a smash
should pass about Disney characters I don't want to think about smashing goofy
I'm not thinking about smashing goofy what next you're gonna say our smash chip
but pass on Dale like come on what do you mean smash on goofy crazy what should
I worry what should I care yeah exactly that I love you know I haven't seen the
Moon on live action. I did like Maleficent actually. I did like Maleficent. I think there
is a better movie within it that they could have focused on but they didn't. I think my
favorite Disney live action like remake thing has been Cinderella though for sure. Smash
Mickey past Minnie? Oh my god. How do you think Goofy got his name? What do you mean?
I don't want to know that lore. What do you mean? Scrooge McDuck series? That's
Wait, oh my god! I've been chat-
What do you mean we've gotten down to 10 minutes?
Chat, chat, we're getting it
Oh my goodness
We've gotten, oh my god
What do you mean we've gotten to 10 minutes?
Come on, we got it, come on
Come on, I believe, I believe
I believe we can raise it, come on
Yes, come on
Yeah, stop playing, you're playing with my feelings
You took it on my heartstrings, what are you doing?
Chat, chat
I like to like an American tale
I do like American tail you ever played the American tail drinking game you take a shot every time you says Papa
You're like you messed up within the first ten minutes of the movie. It's crazy
Crazy you want to get met so fast?
A dozen labored
Raise the timer raise the timer come on how how close are we if we got listen look how close we are to
194 don't you want to see 194?
Don't you want to see him now see knock it out of the park over here?
Do you want to see you hit that one 94 make it to be come on come on?
We want to we want to get we want to break that the last year's record of hard
Okay, what would my merry-day kill me what would my merry-day kill me I would uh, okay, I would oh
I would marry I would marry so I
Me kill so why is everybody so calm all about killing sova what what what's it doing sova?
I thought that maybe people would be upset at at Donald because Donald was so what's so cocky at like handing out the healing potions
When you need it, he like handed it out when you're like a full of help. You know like what are you doing?
he'll go with kiss making me a little no no that's a listen listen yeah I feel
like Mary's kill why why are all the why are all the options kill sore I'm
just realizing why all the option kills for what is this oh he's got the range
kills you all wait we can't all he's not an adult anyway I was so nice hanging
out with chat I definitely never said to Mary sore I definitely never said
that I definitely I definitely scrub scrub the butt scrub the butt we got
We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. Where's the men in black? Where's the men in black or racist?
What do you mean? What do you mean he's not it?
Oh no, listen. No, it was a mistake. It was a mistake. It was a mistake. Okay, okay.
Uh, yeah, definitely, um, yeah, I don't consider Sora. Definitely. That was a trap.
That was a trap. That was a trap. What is happening here?
That was a trap. That was a trap.
Thank you. Thank you for the bitties. For Mountain. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah,
spaghetti beans. Yeah spaghetti biebel, spaghetti biebel, yeah yeah yeah. Raise the time on us,
so we can forget. It was, it was, that was, that was entrapment. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
I have no idea what you're saying. My hands are up. What do you mean? Oh, high school
musical was Disney. Don't, don't open that can of worms with me. Don't do it. Don't do it.
Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't open that can of worms.
I'm so beautiful, it says we have to let it go.
I don't know-
I'm born and raised in Queens, do you like?
Yep.
But I can tell you, all the best places to get halal foods, spagals, your bacon,
egg, and cheese, all that good stuff.
We'll get this coffee, none of that starbucks stuff like us.
Starbucks always burns their beans, okay?
alright alright just want to say alright salute to the NYC that's right yeah raise the time and let's
do it thank you so much thank you wow we're less than a hundred away we're less than a hundred away
from 194 that's yes that's amazing the movie thumbelina of course i remember thumbelina
of course i remember thumbelina who doesn't remember thumbelina thumbelina so is a wonderful
that movie right yeah it has a chateau chateau voices the latina
frog in the movie yeah do you know this kid named pita parker I heard that he's
I heard he's a pretty friendly guy and he likes to help out that pita parker
fella yeah I heard he's pretty cool yeah
Skate to which mountain? Wait, did I say Skate to which mountain have Dwayne the Rock Johnson, his full christian name? Didn't I have a...
Yeah. Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Favorite Disney movie is Hunchback and Notre Dame. It's so good. That's such a fabulous movie.
Such a fabulous movie. Frollo is probably the scariest villain to me. Because he's not fabulous. He's like evil.
Like you know what I mean like he's not like I am mad at powers. He's like just a nasty man nasty man
Yeah, I remember swan princess and that's one princess
Hercules was good tank my favorite my favorite like princess movie
My favorite princess movie and my favorite princess is
Tiana from the princess and the book. She's my favorite. I love Tiana
I love that movie it's so good I love the animation in that movie. I love the music in that movie
How did it go I lost twice
Can we get 07s for a heavenly because he was it sounds pretty
Okay, you can't get better in a fighting game without losing. I do like the Huff-Copium
heavenly but it's okay no no no it's true that's true if you play a fighting
game you're always winning that means you're not playing hard people oh oh
that you know that's fair that's fair what's your what's your favorite fighting
game soul caliber for I used to play soul caliber like when it was on the green
cat oh damn a long time ago but I haven't played it since then
No, I get that. I de-misted him.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I have a quick question to ask you.
Sure.
Mary did kill Spiderman. Toby, Andrew or Tom?
Alright. Tom, how is he blowing up?
I think I'm Mary Andrew Garfield.
He seems like he's got a lot of good prospects going and he wants to keep acting.
The Maguire's like made his money so that's like a quick one had done, you know
Feel like you wouldn't call back, you know, you just be like
That wasn't the word you know, you know
I'm not his type, you know, okay, so would you kill him then no Tom Holland the one that's done
I'm blowing up Tom Holland like
Oh, you're blowing up Tom Holland.
Oh, okay, okay.
You explode him.
You date Toby McGuire, but then you snuggle up,
get a cottage in the countryside with Andrew Gorefield.
Yep.
Got it.
Well done.
That's pretty good.
That's excellent.
What about you?
What's your list?
I'd probably marry Andrew Gorefield also.
So we can share him
I'll have the 10,000 the city he spends his week and that you can keep him in the countryside during the week
in our married life
I hate Tom Holland and kill Tommy McGuire
Why?
What's up McGuire do?
He doesn't emote his face like you know what I mean? Have you recently rewatched the movies?
I watched the like chess movie. I
I I watched the I rewatched the original spider-man's recently
Which by the way
Octavia Spencer and make the cameo in like one of the movies that like in the first movie
She's somebody who like checks is checking in people for the wrestling like thing that happens in the first movie
Um, I was like, oh my god, I'm scared. I'll be a spinster. Yeah
But something about he just doesn't really emote his face when he's acting
So I feel like if I'm telling him if I'm like crying and pulling my heart out
He's gonna be like mm-hmm, and I'm like I what I need you to react to my feelings, and he's like
You know it's a good point
That so I was like I need you know if I'm not you know
I'm like it's the same reason why I have a dog instead of a cat like I need I need I need that feedback I
Get that I get that I get that yeah, especially the cat thing cats they they literally will stoneface you even upset
You have to just figure it out
While they like knock over your likes your specialty bit a little bit built Lego that you spend time and you forgot to glue it together
Just knocks it off and breaks it to a million pieces fine. That's a great dude
I have one of those well not the breaking apart, but I have the book out of the flower bouquet. I just got I
Somebody just got it off my throne. I'm so excited to receive it. I have I recently have gotten really into Legos
Because have you seen the show Lego masters I haven't
It's such it's like the most wholesome reality competition show. It's so cute
It's teams of two that basically like these different challenges, but with Lego and it is
Adorable you have like father son. You've got moms who are on a team. You got siblings. You've got married partners
It is adorable. It's so cute. It's hosted by will on that. Oh
Yes, the pressed horse man. I love him
the press horse man yeah he is he is he's he's so funny he like breaks a
fourth wall as a host he's so funny he's so he's so cute he's so cute as a
host it's a very wholesome show if you like Lego highly recommend you check it
out I will watch Lego
Sorry my throat is still full. It keeps sounding like a decrepit old man sometimes.
No, that's fine. Alright, you two hanging in there though?
I just have like a... I forget what it's called or like...
Actually you know what? It's a little TMI so I'll keep it.
I'm trying to find a way to describe it.
I'm trying to...
Shit dripping down the back of my throat.
There's a word for it, but I forgot the word for it, yeah.
I think it's called, like, post-nasal drip?
I think it's what it's called?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, post-nasal drip.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that's what's happening.
I'm trying to keep clearing my throat.
You're gonna clear my throat.
Didn't you say under 10 you have to do dead jokes?
Oh! See, I told you.
And I told you.
You... everybody was slipping.
Everybody's slipping.
Hit him with some dad jokes. I know you got some.
Oh yeah. I definitely tortured everybody earlier a little bit.
Oh, see, under 10, you edged two eyes. That's what happens. Alright.
Alright.
I'm sorry.
You know, I asked my dad once what the best dad joke was
and then he just gestured at me and my siblings.
mmm
ha ha ha ha ha ha
mmm mmm mmm
I don't know that one
listen listen. It's fine. I got
one little messy person.
ok.
I want to listen.
why do ducks
have feathers on their butts?
why?
to hide their butt
quack.
plus two
That's a plus two.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, yes, you see, oh.
Now we're getting close to five minutes. What are you doing? What are you doing?
We, we gotta keep that time up. What are you doing?
Like, listen, I guess you all just like having dad jokes.
Heavenly, it's your turn. It's your turn.
Let me go pull some out.
Yeah, we must, we must seek the ancient tome, the ancient reddit tome of the jokes.
In fact, the reddit can be funny, it's crazy.
It's crazy. Crazy. Crazy.
Today my son asked, can I have a bookmark?
And I immediately started bursting into tears.
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Come on. That one's good. Come on.
I actually really like that one. I have another one. I have another one.
Dad, did you get shot in the army?
No son. I got shot in the leggy.
Ha!
So today, I handed my dad his 50th birthday card.
He looked at me with tears in his eyes and he said,
you know, one would have been enough.
I mean, oh my god, we're less than five minutes?
What is this?
What do we have to do?
What should we do to come in?
It's like the less we go, like what?
I said I have one minute we'll sing like Baby Shark,
like on repeat.
We're less than 100 away towards 194.
Don't you want to hit it?
Come on.
Yeah, I mean, it's up to you.
It's up to you, Chad.
It's you, entirely it's you.
MMMM! Damn, I can't- If I stop talking for two seconds, I might throw pills back up.
Like, I don't- I don't want to just sit here and yelp.
I don't want to just sit here and just be like, uh, so, the- the pacer test.
She's getting old.
No, you should. You should yelp.
I want to hear you yelp about everything and everything.
Tell me about your favorite paint color that you love to watch dry, you know what I mean?
There is a game called Rock Simulator. You should try it.
You literally are just a giant rock.
Actually, it's Boulder Simulator's really what it should be called, because you're just a big boulder...
...by a river chilling out.
Wait, what? No way.
Yeah.
What do you-
Generally a game called Rock Simulator. You just are rock.
I love that game.
Genuinely.
Sometimes I'm just like, you know what? I need my PCs to stay warm in my room.
I'll just have Rock Simulator play it.
4K resolution.
Oh my god. That's 10th gift deed.
That's 10th gift deed!
That's 10th gift deed! Thank you!
Yes, that game must rock.
Exactly.
How many things are rock?
I think it's uh...
I think it's uh...
I think it's gotta do the...
I think it's gotta...
Rock solid foundation.
Well you know, we celebrate that, we celebrate that, we celebrate that.
No, that wasn't even a good try.
That wasn't even a...
That wasn't even a good try. That was awful.
You know what? On the subject of rocks, what's your favorite Minecraft block?
Like last blocks.
Hmm
Like made out of like this, um
What is it is it? I don't know if it's world blocks
Maybe I don't know how you get the it's a pink. I gotta play more minecraft man. I love playing
I love I like pink pink and cute. I want to have like an animal sanctuary in minecraft
And then I get that yeah
That's that's I think so
That's what I want to do. I want to be pink and cozy adorable and full of lots of animals
that are constantly populating you know what I mean so modern or unmodded like
oh modded for sure I love modded thank you for your stuff thank you thank you
for oh my god
oh thank you thank you so much thank you for the gift
Yeah, I'm nervous. I've been nervous. The edging. Oh, Chad stop the edging. Are you up? You're the dog.
I am Temlalala now. I'm Temlalala because I'm stressed. I'm Temlalala. Don't we bring it back up to life. I'm stressed. I'm stressed.
We have to save the time up. Yeah, have you, wait have you played Undertale?
Yeah, of course.
I played it for the first time early this year and it changed my life
Really I live on the tail. It's amazing. It's such a beautiful game. I
played it a
long time ago when I watched
dunky's video and
Yeah, the video game donkey you did a video on undertale and I was like, oh this game looks interesting
Games got some culture like that, you know like type of shit like yeah, I might like that
So I gave it a shot and I was like oh I really shouldn't have watched him play it
ahead of time. It was like one of those moments where it's like oh man I saw a
lot of the game but I really dig the story of the game a lot.
Me too. Me too. I find it so cozy and it's amazing. I loved it. I like wish I could erase my memory and play it all again.
Yeah, it's self-spoiled.
Oopsie!
Ha!
Oopsie!
Oopsie!
Where?
At the moment, what are your top?
Oh!
Fine!
Thank you so much for...
Gifted!
Stop!
Thank you for two gifted!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
You're a 70 away from 194.
That's amazing.
Ranted, thank you, thank you!
Um, what are your top three favorite games?
Doom!
Doom 2!
So kind of before and
Tekken 8
So you're big fighting game. Oh, yeah
I'm like fighting is my whole life killer rinsting Tekken Street Fighter. Although the last three fighter I played before
Six was third strike
So I hadn't played Street Fighter in all a very very long time
Yeah, that one's from like
2004
My god
I
Get
Yes, thank you so much
I uh, I should I I like playing like
My oh like the like fighting games like old fighting games like Capcom versus Marvel, whatever like but
But in the arcade you know what I mean like I love playing like on the states on the sticks
I love it. It just feels so nostalgic like same thing like no combat or like when you play the
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle game like I just love like playing on an arcade machine. It's so fun
Even though I'm like I'm trash at it like I'm no I'm no good at it
But I still have a great time doing it because it's just yeah, it's not about always winning
And sometimes it's just about having fun
Yeah, I haven't played Soul Calibur in a very long time.
I feel like I'd be overwhelmed trying to fight a game.
Oh, Soul 6 is not looking too hot of a game.
And I think Soul Calibur as a game is dead.
Really?
Yes, I don't think Soul Calibur 6 made enough money,
especially with the pandemic, to warrant them to make new one.
So I don't think we're getting a new one.
You triggered some people into that.
These are all just speculations, by the way.
I'm just saying things that I think are true.
Thank you for two more gifts, thank you!
We're now left in 40 away from 190!
And then, uh, Havnly, do you know this song, Scuttle Butt, from the Little Mermaid movie?
I don't.
I think you should sing it with me.
I've actually never seen a Little Mermaid.
Like okay wait okay.
certification live-action or either
Like I know of a little mermaid, but I've never actually sat down and watched a little mermaid
Well
Little mermaid seems like one of those like you got to be there for type beats
Well, okay, okay, here's a bad question. Are you are you someone who likes musicals? Maybe that's better. Have you know?
Oh, well, okay, okay, I won't say I don't like them. It's just I've never seen any but one
Hades down and it was really good
But I wouldn't say sorry I'm getting beat up by a guy who's like three times better than me a tech in it
It's really embarrassing. I'm not the cry
He is the highest rate you could be a tech in it
He make me feel stupid, but I'm learning how to like fight someone that knows how to fight me
You can play Tekken in the future and I'll make you feel so good about yourself.
No, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
I'll raise yourself this team.
I'm really good at that.
In fact, I do it all the time.
All my friends say it.
Well, I'm so glad you're playing this game, you make me look so good.
That's not...
That's...
That's no, that's healthy friendship.
That's healthy friendship, right?
I mean, that's a healthy friendship, if you're okay.
Yeah, maybe we should show Heavenly a bunch of musicals to get Heavenly into it.
Hadesown is really cool in terms of like the stages I live. I also got to see it.
Fana, thank you so much!
He's so good. I'm just getting embarrassed.
He can see my micro steps and everything. It's insane.
He's...
I will say I'm not a fan of musicals, but I am a big fan of like songs in movies, if that makes sense.
Like I've never seen a music cool, but suddenly they sound like a song if a movie sounds like a part where they all just start singing
I'm with it
Okay
Have you heard of this musical called Avenue Q?
No, no
Avenue Q is a wonderful representation of musicals
and
It literally has a song
That says, the internet is for porn.
Now, I've heard that song, but I heard it through a World of Warcraft animation back in the day.
That video has to be like 17 years old at this point. Like that's a super old video.
Yeah, oh yeah. I aged myself and I look at things and I was like, oh I want to do this and it says,
17 years old on YouTube. I'm like, no way.
I literally felt myself disintegrate in that moment.
Oh my god, oh my god, we're less than two minutes seven. What do we do? We start singing the internet's report
What's what's going but I put it in
Thank you for the 5 years, thank you, thank you, we're over 10 minutes now.
You know what?
You know what?
I think this would be better if you sang it.
I think you have the better voice between the two of them.
Listen, I believe in you.
I think the people would love to hear your pipes going crazy, versus mine, because if
I start singing, it just sounds like car engine backfiring.
Who would love to hear having these very oiled, well-oiled car engine voids?
chat look within yourself raise the timer we are so close to the record oh my god is that the door
no wait no it's the chat door for the record oh my goodness hey you coward come back okay
you gotta hold him a cannibal you gotta hold him a cow we have bite his ankles
okay fine i will i will do the shuttle bus so we can bring back heavily bring back
I believe
Okay, all right. Yep. All right, let's see if this time goes a little better than the first time. All right, I
Can't believe I don't need is that I can't believe I can't believe I've only died. Oh my goodness
Okay, I
Guess we shall do this
Okay
Have you heard this cattle but
the bus the bus the bus the bus the who's the head oh my god it's quite so
far okay wait wow my god this goes so fast oh my god I never this last time
this is not the last time I'll I'll do this as many times I can if that means
raising money for the end of the deficiency plan okay I got this hey
wake up wake up wake up have you have have you heard this cuddle but the
I got the buzz, the hussah said it doesn't,
what, it's got a little butt.
I was flying over, land and sea, I know you're to the ground.
I keep flying here for you to see
and hear what I heard on the ground.
Remember the swamp?
Remember when I saw the swamp?
I was like, womp, chicka, womp, womp, womp,
chicka, womp, womp.
Well, ever since, so what's his name?
The guy with the shirt and the hand, the prince.
Yeah, the prince has been dropping in.
He wants to, you know, when the human dresses
all nice like their penguins,
they were right for the pigeons,
They throw up the pigeons, but those are just urban legends.
I know a lot of really fat pigeons.
Well, you just listen.
Sebastian, I got the scuttle butt.
You'll be like, what?
When I drop that scuttle butt.
OK, OK, now huddle up, buttercup.
OK, OK, now huddle up, buttercup.
From the woman who washed all the clothes,
to the hunter who I was opposed, to the chattel
all over the palace, is that your Prince Eric
is going to propose to somebody nobody knows.
They're saying he suddenly chose
You sound like an owl, I bet it's the kid with the new set of toes.
Yes, anything goes, who would ever guess?
Our little Ariel's marriage and material, time for the rice and the dress.
And what do you call it?
The thing with the lips when they press.
I don't have lips, I have a beak, so I guess I could give you a peck on the cheek.
I don't believe it.
Say you're awfully quiet.
Oh, yeah.
So what now?
Would you believe the scuddle, but?
You're welcome for the scuddle, but.
This is Scott all but Scott all but hey
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. We got it the gossip the buzz the who said who does that who said it doesn't
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. We gotta go before the sun is gonna get ready for the big show down
Go ahead and get her out of bed and get ready for the show down. Let's go
That's not all but who's it said it done is this Scott all but I'm gonna get it stuck in my head now. Oh good. Oh
Oh, they have a karaoke version?
Uh oh.
Whoops.
Okay, now I know.
Now I know I found this karaoke.
Yup!
I found it.
I was watching a clip from the movie.
Now, heavenly, get your butt back in here.
Get your butt back in here.
Get your butt back in here.
What?
I know.
I work hard and I'm not smart.
That seems to be my motor's operandi.
You know, I work hard and I'm not smart.
We got started with the karaoke.
whether it's the karaoke version.
Gotta start with, oh god.
Have you heard that, Scuddle, but wake up, wake up.
Have you not?
What?
Your butt?
That's literally what this karaoke is.
I'm looking at a slide that says what?
Your butt?
Alright, now I know for the next time.
Scuddle, but when our friends overland and cheese.
Yeah, heavenly abandoned us in a great time in the east.
believe it but wow look at this we're over five and we're about to get under
ten minutes I guess that means we are officially under ten minutes which means
you get a dead joke yep you did this to yourself you could have avoided this
completely you know it was crazy because I tripped over a bra it's amazing I had
my own booby trap
night chat what do you mean good night chat get your ass back over here
get come back here come back here come back here come back here where are you
going where are you going get back here
gonna find you check go get back here you can't run away what are you doing
what are you doing you can't do that you think you think you think you
You got a choice? No. Come back. You got to stay here.
Did you know that the Bruno Mars song, Uptown Funk, is actually about body odor?
Don't believe me? Just watch.
Leave me just watch. Don't believe me, just watch.
Don't believe me, just watch. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
So, let me start with this.
Come on! That was actually a pretty good one. What are you doing? Get back here! Where are
all your people running away to? Where are you going? Get back here! Get back here! What
are you doing? Good night chat! Good night everybody! Like Wacko Warner from
Yeah, I got a bunch of wait is this melody is melody really into dad jokes?
Is that is melody really into dad jokes?
I'm about to slide into DM's and be like boy have I got have boys do I
Yeah, you're losing brain cells just watching this oh my god well you better go catch them
fast before they run away you better find him I always like to tag my brain
so so I can always find them on an amp on my phone you know what I'm saying
he doesn't want he needs to he also he had a good repertoire the dad jokes
Listen, one to ten minutes, so this is on you.
Okay, I got one. I kinda got one.
Roll, roll, roll your boat underneath the stream.
Ha ha ha, I fooled you cause I'm actually a submarine. Ha!
I'm making that a sound alert.
I'm making that a sound alert.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Okay, I think, I think I'm gonna make that into a sound alert.
And that's, that's...
That's it, it's...
Okay, it's...
Listen, this keeps on going, this keeps on going, okay?
Keeps on going.
Nice and full, let's keep, yeah, listen,
if you get it over 10, I'll stop.
Underneath 10, from the gauge of five to 10 minutes,
you know, that's what it'd be.
Look, let's get to this road to 195, huh? 195.
Let's do it, let's do it.
Yeah, let's do it.
Okay, I have one.
Knock knock knock knock
Yeah, let's hit those goals
This is the close. Okay
The door bell repair man get it cuz they have to knock cuz the door bells broken
There's like the doorbell was broken. That's the point of the job
I'm hanging out. Wait listen. I'm encouraging. Oh my god. We're under five minutes off. Come on. Yeah
Yeah, we, well, I believe, listen, oh no, oh no,
it's happening again, oh no, oh no, oh no.
Yes, keep that time going.
Remember, every single sub, every single sub is helping
not only our wonderful demon queen,
satan herself, but also is going to the
Immunodeficiency Fund, so with every, every sub,
even if it's one sub, even if it's 11k,
we got this, we can do that.
Yeah, remember there is a delay so make sure it's not edge the time I tool much
Make sure make sure and every time you sub you get
You get some keys and you save yourself from your fate of a dead joke. Thank we could do this
Yeah, I I believe I believe I believe in I believe in the power to chat. I totally do
Listen it'd be an amazing surprise. What did I mean amazing?
But I'm the amazes is a prize now see so bombastically when she wakes up from her sleep from our eating from her mimee
Then then lady venture. Thank you so much. Thank you so much for gifting us. Thank you. Thank you
Yes, remember we hit one minute if we hit one minute
You'll be subjected to baby shark non-stop some by muah, and you definitely don't want that you definitely don't want that
Yeah
Yes
Thank you so much every time you I guess so nervous I guess so nervous every time you do that. Oh my goodness
Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Yes, oh
Thank you
Yes, all the one and five are also heroes. Yes, every single person who stops it is a hero
So even if you got one that means you contributed to the cause. Yes
Yes. Yes. Exactly. Exactly. Hail Shaitone. Yes.
As those low suckers have kept this episode going all month long.
Listen to night. Listen to night. Night is a thousand percent correct.
We have, we are day 24. We have several more days to go.
Let's keep that time going. And since we're over five minutes and under ten,
I guess that means torture time.
Remember this goes away if we hit that timer up to 10.
Take 10 minutes, alright?
You wanna hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in the mud.
If you wanna hear a clean joke instead,
the muddy horse took a bath.
Only you can save yourself from the cringe.
Only you can save yourself from this cringe.
Listen, let's rate that timer.
We're now less than six minutes,
and so that means we're over five still so you get another one okay all right okay did you know
a short psychic just broke out of prison there's a small medium at large yes you can wear those
matches with honor yeah listen we should we should listen okay okay i have okay he's broke into a
police station and stole all the toilet seats police now say they have nothing to go on
Is it? It can't even be a thing?
Okay?
January! Thanks so much for your tier one!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I told you, I told you, we gotta...
Yeah, he's crazy!
How many stuff for a roast? Okay, I'll do, okay.
Okay, you want a roast? You want me to roast you?
Oh my god.
But I forgot my grill at home!
I've been infected. I've been infected.
I don't know how to get rid of this, this sickness.
I don't know how to get rid of this sickness.
yeah okay what about what about what about a roast at what 10 minutes I'll do a
roast I'll do a roast I'll do my best with a roast yeah I'll do a roast I have to
go to the grocery store first to get the chicken but I can I can do a roast at
10 minutes I get okay I can roast a roast chattis for subs I'll do that I
I can roast, I can roast a chatter.
I could do that, I could roast some chatters.
Well, let me, let me, I gotta,
I gotta mentally prepare myself for this.
So I gotta, you know, I, I really,
I'm, I'm, I consider myself a great cook.
But you know, I wanna, I wanna make sure.
Okay, okay.
You give to sub?
Oh, local J, thank you so much for subbing with prime.
Thank you for slapping your big baby on the table
with your prime.
Yes! Well done!
Yes!
What spices would you add to me?
Oh well, you know, a little bit of Dolbos and sauce and pepper.
You know, some cinnamon. You know, some solid ones, you know.
Yeah.
Any spices?
Okay, okay.
Uh, uh, uh, okay, okay, okay.
Wait, it was local, local J?
Local J?
Okay.
What happened? You couldn't be worldly, so you had to be local?
Does that, does that count?
Does that count? That's terrible.
I'm like I'm so bad. Oh, thank you for the 5gps subs. Thank you for the 5gps subs. Yeah, Juno, Juno, Juno.
Thank you so much, Juno. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you, Juno. Thank you for the 5gps. That was so nice of you.
Thank you. I see. I see. Juno Munn. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Nice to have you in here. I see.
Uh-huh. What happened? Why why why do you let black part of your name monies?
But you because because you should be monies cuz you donated so much damn it. I complimented you. I'm trying to roast you
I'm just complimenting you sorry. Oh good. Okay. I got it. Oh, man. Oh, you know what? Maybe it's complimented
Maybe it's complimented. Maybe I can do oh god. Oh, see you roasted them. Yeah, maybe I honey roasted them
Maybe that's more yeah, exactly. That's the butt
yeah yeah okay so me yeah okay oh Z thank you so much for five gifts did that
was uh that's what that's gonna listen I'm trying out here is he blue thank you
so much is he blue so much that's so sweet listen okay thank you so much
that's so nice of you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you yeah
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Very sweet.
Very sweet of you.
Thank you for supporting the cause.
Thank you so much.
Yes.
Sabatois Sam.
More like Gigachat Sam.
Ford.
Ford Keptans.
Tier 1 stuff.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Yes.
Would you kindly raise your timer?
Exactly.
Exactly.
It's about time.
Thank you for giving Matthew some pity.
Thank you so much.
That's so nice of you.
That's so nice.
I'm trying to figure out how to roast somebody.
I mean, yeah, maybe I would just go through and talk about the ingredients and how it cooks you.
Maybe like maybe in rare, I let you go on the slow, the slow burner in my hot pot for like six hours.
Put some carrots, some onions, some thyme.
Yeah. Maybe one to five separate compliments for actually roast.
Okay, so you got yourself a deal. I'll do that. Okay, one to five dogs for compliments ten to twenty four actual roast
Okay, we're gonna do that. Okay
And get a compliment from one if you give either one gifted or five gifted and then you actually get roasted at 10
Okay
Yeah, I think that's the place I think that's what we do. Okay
All right, there we go, there we go.
Oh, we're on the street.
Oh my God, I've been, I was focusing on this.
We're under three minutes.
Okay, that's a problem.
That's a problem.
Oh, that's a problem.
Okay, now you got your incentive.
This is a problem.
Okay, okay, let's go.
Let's go.
I believe, I believe we can do this.
I believe we can do this.
I believe we can do this.
Whoa, you don't want to add too much.
You don't want to add too much.
You don't want to add too much.
Remember, there's always a delay.
Remember, there's always a delay.
You don't want to do that.
Yes.
Yes, raise the timer.
Oh, oh, oh, no more noodles, thank you so much.
Oh, thank you so much, you have such a beautiful smile.
Thank you so much, honey.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Indie grand, thank you so much.
Thank you so much, thank you, Indie grand.
Your heart is big, and your dick is bigger.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, mindful maximus, for something worth prime.
Thank you so much.
I'm sure you have a lovely personality.
Thank you, honey.
And Finn, Lady Venture, coming back with a gift.
Thank you so much. Thank you. I'm sure you're the cutiest of patooties. Thank you so much, honey. Thank you. Thank you
Yes, don't make me shank anymore. This is gonna be a migraine shake you this much. No edging chat.
I just rule. Don't edges. Don't edges. Don't edges.
Yes, we love it. Yeah, at least let's keep that chat going. Let's keep this going chat. Let's keep this going.
Oh, I believe it, I believe it.
You get a compliment, you give one sub, a five sub,
and for 10 or 20, you get a nice,
a lot of medium rare.
Kalianos, thank you so much.
Five gifted, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
Thank you so much for the gifts, that's so sweet.
With a five, thank you, thank you, thank you, Kalia.
Thank you, that was amazing.
Coming in clutch, I'm sure that your dreams
aspirations are wonderful and valid and I hope they all come true. You are a
fabulous laser! Laser! Thank you for the 10 gifted! Thank you so much! Thank you so much
for the 10 gifted subs! Thank you so much! Yes! At the first row, for the first row,
so what happened laser? You were able to give 10 subs but I see that I see
that school did you know good. You put one two three four five and then you
just kind of abandon the rest of the numbers. What happened? Your fingers don't work? You
don't know how to count on your fingers? What happened here? You can't? What happened?
What's with this? What's the deal with these numbers, huh? What is this? That's right.
What happened? What happened with these numbers, huh? But we appreciate the gift of
subs! Thank you! And, oh Kino! Thank you so much! Thank you so much for the tier
one subs! Oh, you have a wonderful, wonderful heart, honey. Look at you contributing
to the cause. Thank you so much. Yes, with the re-sub, we love a re-sub. Enjoy your emotes.
Enjoy your emotes. Tiny, tiny, thank you so much, honey. That's really sweet. Thank you
for gifting us up to a fellow chatter. Thank you, tiny. Big ol' kiss. That was really sweet
of you. Just so it shows your character that you're very sweet and selfless, that
you're considering being part of the cause. Thank you, thank you, thank you. That
That was so nice.
Yes, geese.
Yes, always geese when we get a gift.
Yes, that's right.
Come on, we can bring this back over five.
We can bring this back over five.
Thank you, Keena.
Thank you for gifting this sub to Cousin.
That's so nice.
That's so nice.
They're so sweet of you.
I hope every time, I hope every time you get this sub,
a vtuber angel shakes her booba at your face,
because you're so worth it, you're so worth it, honey.
Thank you so much.
I hope you're blessed with bouncing booba
every time you give this up, that's so sweet of you.
And Leonon, thank you so much.
That's so sweet of you.
Thank you for contributing.
Thank you so much for catching yourself.
You're a wonderful person.
Thank you, honey.
The Carlo, thank you for the five gifts.
That's wonderful.
I'm sure that means your heart is five times as big
as your BB.
Thank you so much.
That's so sweet.
Oh my God, thank you so much!
Holy moly cannoli!
Isn't that to, all right, Cicero.
All right, Cicero, that's 100 gifted subs.
What does that mean?
How do I, I'm gonna give you both a compliment
and a roast because Cicero, that's incredible.
Thank you so much for 100 gifted subs.
That's so incredibly generous.
You know that every single, that's 100, 100 subs.
I mean, all of that goes to now C,
and to the immunodeficient response.
So that is incredible.
But Cicero, 75, you couldn't put your username as 69.
Come on, it was just a few numbers off.
It was such a missed opportunity.
I can't believe it.
Everybody's gonna be wondering 75,
you're gonna go the full 100,
or then they couldn't go the full 100,
you know, ridiculous, non-committal.
Well, 69 and 100, God commits to the good numbers.
You know what I mean?
Can't believe it, can't believe it.
That was my roast.
Yes, you guys say, well, over 10 minutes.
We're over 15 minutes! Can we even hit 20 minutes?
Maybe. Yes! Are we hitting it? Are we hitting it?
It's delayed? Okay, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
Let's see where it lands. Wow! We're on the road to 195.
Mindful Maximus, thank you so much. You might be mindful, but you're also so kindful too.
Thank you, honey. Thank you! Thank you so much!
So incredibly sweet of you. Thank you.
Thank you. We are not going to start gambling on the ducks.
We are not going to start a betting pool on the ducks.
What? I'm going to start gambling.
Maybe a little gambling. But in a different way. Maybe we'll do something else.
If you got gifted a sub, make sure to thank your gifters because it's our night to them.
Yes, we are close to 20 minutes. Can we bring that time out?
over 20 maybe we can bring it over 20 let's do it for the mousey right
incredible thank you mildly broken you know you are not mild in any way at all you are bombastic
dynamic and fabulous because you give the 30 subs for the cause you contributed wonderfully to
They step us on and to IDF that's amazing. Oh, but also
Mildly broken really mildly broken really just mildly
Mildly broken what happened? What why why is it just a little bit broken? What happened?
You couldn't commit either what we got non-committed chatters up in here
What do you mean mildly broken? You're the broken and you're not broken, huh?
You're the broken and you're not okay
I'm what broke you huh what broke you huh what happened what yeah we want full
committal we want full committal just mildly you couldn't say you couldn't
say fully fully fully destroyed fully smashed into little pieces that fits
on a username smash into little pieces 69 there you go there's your new
rebrand. There you go. Yeah. Thank you so much. Scuttlebugs. Oh God, not another Scuttlebugs.
Yes, keep up the momentum! Keep it so old! That's amazing! Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yes, yes, we've gained 17 minutes. Yes, because they're afraid of my
bombardment of dad jokes. That's exactly... And you know, fear is a great
motivator I'd like to think yeah 11k for more we're hanging in there because
if you can do one that is amazing don't think credible any contribution is well
worth it thank you so much thank you so much it like the small ones is what
got us to this point we really appreciate it they help us get us to
this point to and steamy your heart is big but your smile is bigger I love
Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh wait, and I think I forgot to compliment
I forgot to compliment right before that right? There was another one. Yes, Shinda. Shinda. Thank you so much
You're a wonderful person. I hope I hope you have a wonderful beautiful day because you deserve it
Cuz you took time to be here today hang out in the chat to get the stuff. That's so sweet of you
So sweet so sweet. Yes
Yes, that's so that's so sweet of you. Thank you. Thank you for contributing. That's amazing. Look at the power of community
Yeah
Thank you. Thank you for for for utilizing the power community and showing how how impactful
impactful you are to change. Oh my god. I can't believe it
What did it be amazing? Whatever you're amazing to smash that record to smash the record the mouse he did last year
Also, know that you're helping the immunodeficiency fund, which is also helping Malci. It's just, it's all good feelings. It's all good feelings. Yeah. Exactly.
Yes. Yes, hello. Oh, by the way, hello. Hello, person talking. Oh, yes. For those who don't know me, my name is Ms. Lala.
I'm a 1950s item HSV do this every now and then 20% I'm just hanging here help and mousey
I'm here helping mousey babysit a little bit
It'll be good. Yes. We are here for the iron mouse defense force. Yes. That's what we're for
We're here for good feelings a good time
And so, you know every time you help contribute you're not only here's the amazing thing
You're not only contributing helping now see you're also helping contributed so many other people
who the Immunodeficiency Fund helps service and help give resources to. So you're not only helping
Mousie, you're also helping hundreds and hundreds of other people who are also affected by things that
with their immune system. So it's amazing that your every little bit goes really really
And of course, I'm pledging your love for your demon queen. So we love it. Yes, we love it. We love it.
Oh, look, Kate has joined the battlefield in the pool. Very nice. Very nice. Very, very nice.
Yes, you're helping the little mouses out there struggling. Exactly, exactly.
And prime subs? Great. We love primes. Primes are fabulous. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, bori kwa. Bori kwa, that's what we like to do.
We gotta support the homies. Yeah.
Yes, we gotta support the homies. Absolutely. Yeah.
Exactly. Oh yeah, yeah. You know what? Yeah, let's see some.
Let's see the bonita banner on the chat. Let's see that flag. Let's see that flag.
Yeah, I want to see that flag in the chat.
show that pride we show this icon this Puerto Rican queen some freaking love oh my god i'd love to see
we love to support yes we love to support that isla yes yes yeah amazing i have to say like
real talk it's so cool to see somebody who's like so who is uh who represents who represents
And the community that so wonderfully, so hilariously,
and so honestly, and earnestly, it is an honor.
It is an honor to help keep that timer up
and raise and help raise that queen's timer,
the sabbathon timer, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, look at that, look at that.
Look at the sea, a beautiful flag.
That's all we love to see.
That's right, that's right.
That's all we love to see, that's all we love to see.
Yes. Oh my goodness. Yes. Hello. Yes.
Boricua flag. Yes. We love it. Yes.
I too am Boricua. Yes. Yes.
I too love Alcapulias and pastures. I do love them. I do love them.
Big time, big time. Mm hmm.
I too was traumatized with the chancleta growing up.
I too learned the ancient ways of being a cheese monster.
I learned the ancient ways of being a Puerto Rican lady.
I too know how to make sofrito.
It is a very important, very important skill.
Every Puerto Rican has a coming of age,
but they must learn the ancient trade.
A Juepa, Salsa,
Y, listening to Jennifer Lopez
and Mark Antony.
I'm memorizing their catalog.
Eric Imaten.
Yes, exactly.
I love those little Vienna sausages, they're so good.
So good, yes, raise that timer, let's keep it closer to 20.
Let's keep it closer to 20, we are on the road to 195.
Amazing, yes, yes, oh, that's right.
One to five subs for a compliment,
10 to 20 subs for a roast, yes,
10 to 20 subs for a roast, exactly,
CJ man, CJ man, thank you so much.
Exactly, C-8 man, C-J-8 man!
Thank you so much for every summer!
That's so sweet of you, thank you so much honey.
That's incredible, thank you for doing that.
You are a precious being who's taking time
out of the day to be here and that speaks volumes
about who you are, thank you so much.
That's incredible, thank you honey, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, yeah, this is what we love to see.
This is what we love to see.
Oh!
Praise the time off!
Yes, we've been able to, well, yeah, we gotta keep it going.
We gotta keep it going. This is beyond me.
This is all about helping a pal and helping for a good cause.
Yeah, I've ever done a stream with my husband.
I like to play magic or gathering, and usually his hands pop in.
His hands pop in to help sleeve the cause.
He earned a nickname in my chat, Mr. Yahweh Hands.
So he's got great hands. What can I say? He's got great hands. Yeah, yeah. Drink some water. Oh, yes. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yes. Yes. Listen. Listen, I've been happy. Listen, we've been together for a very long time. I've been with my husband's boy. We've been, uh, we've been together for 15 years. So, uh, you know what I'm saying?
Anyway.
Oh!
Yes.
I am doing the work.
But you got it, you got it.
It's for our Melty.
It's for our Melty.
It's for our Queen.
And it is for it.
And it is for the,
it is for the Immunization one.
Yeah.
We've got to do it.
You know what I'm saying?
Yes.
And it's just,
who's my Commander?
My favorite Commander in Magic is Ren and Ciri.
So the Dorgon Cat.
Because I'm a gal.
Nope, I'm on somebody else's stream. I'm not gonna finish that sentence.
That sentence is, uh, maybe, questionably, COS friendly.
Oh, my inside thoughts. Keep my inside thoughts inside.
There you go. Okay, yes.
I've had a wonderful time. I've had a great time. Thank you so much for having me.
I actually think I will probably go drink some water, I'll have something to eat, I'll take care of that.
But no, that I will be popping in throughout the day in chat to make sure I'll keep my eye on all of you,
to make sure you're taken care of by Dean Anthony.
No, thank you so much for having me, thank you so much everybody, you're so sweet.
Thank you so much! Have a wonderful rest of your Tuesdays.
Make sure to keep that time of going or else, or else, or else, you know, I'll subject you to more dad jokes.
So, you know, and last but not least, I have a course, I have a course, we'll leave you with one parting gift, one parting gift.
Okay? And that is, after an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beats!
There you go. My parting gift.
Anyway, thank you so much! Bye!
Bye, bye, bye! Have a great day, boy!
Bye!
Bye, bye, bye, bye! Bye, bye, bye! Bye, bye!
We're all on chat.
We need to dig deep and raise the timer for the glory of Satan, for the record, for victory, raise the timer.
If a pack of llamas is called a Kriya, what's a pack of camels, why your dad left?
Iron Mauseron.
I'm just here to say that mouse smells.
Raise the timer, I swear to Christ.
Good morning, mouse.
Quick chat, give more subs to get the sleepies out.
We are so close to the end, dig deep and get Mouse to 195k.
I know you guys have it in you.
Let's do this for Mousey.
Let's keep the timer going.
Iron Master, hey?
Wahh. Wahh.
Ah, boba!
There's no way.
As you said this, you said the docks won't be, this won't be full of docks.
Where are all the docks?
There's like no docks here.
What the hell?
They died?
What?
Baw, thank you for the 20 get-it subs.
B-Mexican killing people?
Wait, what?
My god, look at all the ducks we have. What the fuck?
Do you hear that, chat?
That's the sound of the five gang approaching.
Join us.
Oh, RPG mode got turned off, I guess.
You're obese.
You think it's supposed to be a good subs leopard?
Thank you for the get-it subs for the get-full thanks for the get-it subs.
Good morning, Miss Lola Babysatis for a good number of hours while you were out and she said that she would be more than willing to teach you to play some magic the gathering if you were ever up to learn.
She wants to teach me how to play Magic the Gathering?
AHHH!
Yooooouuu!
Have you ever- never played before?
No, cause I wanted to play a long time ago, and it- it- it-
People that are ass would mean to me.
What a ass, what the hell?
Oh my god...
What the f***?
You up their ass!
Um- well, you now you have another chance to try Magic the Gathering.
Yeah!
It was fun I think a little bit when I played. I played a little bit. It was on the PC.
And I played it on Texas. Yeah.
Paches.
And Texas. Yeah.
Because everyone really liked playing Magic the Gathering at the time.
So I was like, okay let me try it. And then I tried it. And I was like, this is fun.
Paches hold them.
They're pretty nice.
Yeah.
And Paches hold them.
Paches hold them?
Oh my god.
How many hours is it? 12 hours?
I'm sorry guys, what is my time of the week?
It's probably super tired.
Time of the week.
Yeah, what is my time of the week?
I see.
It's okay, I hope you got some good rest though.
This woman only sleeps in peace.
Hey!
Sleep and pee and sleep and pee.
What the hell?
What you gonna do today?
Today?
I wanna play a game with Conor later.
Did it yesterday?
Are your hand feels better today?
Yeah, my hand feels much better today.
Apologies for sleeping. You had a big week and deserve some eep.
Eepo!
Blah blah blah.
95k.
Okay. I'm holding.
I'm holding.
holding what I'm holding my prime and I'm smacking it on the table and you
should do the same make you hold my what okay good choice of words good choice
What chance do we have?
I haven't even came by two!
I think a yeah!
I was lunching a little bit.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Fruit dropped in a little bit too.
Haruka dropped in for less than a second.
What the heck?
Why only a second?
Why not for a long time?
What's the hate?
Not a f-
Moose!
And Fruit collected and ran away.
What the fuck?
That's what I did earlier.
You clapped in front of me.
I clapped.
Yeah.
Yeah, I woke up and I sent a boba in your chat and then I don't know what Miss Lola was doing with chat
but then chat started asking me to save them.
And I was like, wait, what?
What?
I don't know what Miss Lola did.
I heard buttoms.
I think it was a lot of jokes punch that's it. Yeah
Torture
Dad jokes, I love dad jokes. Oh, yeah dad jokes can be great
Yeah, what the hell time you're not connoisseurs of
dad jokes, I
Love dad jokes so so much. Oh
Oh, I wish I was this.
They say scuttlebutt, no!
Haha!
Was that why it's- oh, was that why it was a list earlier?
Oh my god.
Scuttlebutt.
Twice.
Twice?
Hell yeah, sounds like a lit babysitter.
Oh my god.
Some boba.
Oh my god.
A wubba.
And a wubwheel.
Wait, what?
Did you do a wub?
A wub?
A wub?
Damn, it was really getting lit.
So you had the best babysitter.
What the fuck?
You guys were...
jabbing at the wub?
You know, oh, wings and pizza?
Is that what a wub stands for?
Wings and Pizza
Wings and Pizza
Wings and Pizza
I don't want wings and I want pizza
Yeah give me some Wings and Pizza
Wings and Pizza
It's 1am
It's 1am
I finished eating my macaroni and cheese
and then I realized it has cheese and then I went to the bathroom
Oop, that's okay.
I'm Bobo.
I'm Bobo.
I'm Bobo.
Good morning. Wake up.
It's time to wake up.
I'm Hannah.
Wake up. See you straight.
Oh, see you straight.
Yeah, I still see like blurry with my eyes.
Oh my god. Well, time to close your eyes.
If I put my hands under my eyes in little circles, I can see.
In little circles?
Yeah, like binoculars.
Binoculars.
Mmm.
La la la la la.
Perfect binoculars.
I never wear glasses even though I should.
Hee hee hee.
I have them.
I think I should wear glasses.
La la la la.
it apparently they say you're supposed to have like your eyes checked every every
year or every two years or something but I don't know and often yeah I think the
last time I was like maybe two years ago or three years ago and I think I'm due
for another one to check my eyes oh yeah I don't want to pay to see I just I
wanted to be free yeah I want to pay to see the bull the bullshit that I see
on their demand.
Contacts, prescriptions, all you wear contacts.
Oh my god, I think I remember the first time I ever put contacts in, I literally stayed
in front of the mirror for like 10 minutes going like, like, I was like, how the fuck
do you do this?
Now I'm professional in putting contact lenses.
Yeah, I've got contact lenses in and out of things.
Yeah.
Oh my eyes.
Oh my god, I knew somebody, this is gonna be gross,
I knew somebody who forgot that they had contact lenses in,
so they just kept putting them in every single day
until they were like really uncomfortable
and they went to their doctor and then their,
and the doctor was like, oh, let me take a look.
And then they pulled out like 17 contact lenses
from like behind their, like from like up in their eyelid.
What the fuck?
Yeah, it was nasty as hell and I was like, what the fuck, bro?
What's wrong with you?
But yeah, I was like, how the fuck do you not feel that?
What?
How do you not feel it?
I don't know.
Maybe they did a dangerous thing, but my eyes just feels funny.
Yeah, maybe.
So never sleep with your contact lenses in.
Always take them out.
Oh my god.
He's like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Wear glasses instead.
At least you can feel your glasses on your face.
Anything you stop, oh, it's pushed from the eyes normal.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
I remember, I remember I was like,
Dad, where are my glasses?
And then I was wearing my glasses.
And he's like, oh, I don't know.
And then, I went to the car to look for my glasses and you know like the anime, you know
when the anime pushed up the glasses, I did, I was like, where's my glasses, anime push
up glasses, uh, gesture and then I was like, wait, what did I just do?
I pushed up my glasses, I had my glasses on my head the whole time.
I also washed my face with my glasses on and I was like, why are my eyes not getting wet?
What?
How can I, how do I have this power to see?
Look at the nose.
Be Maxon!
How are you so strong?
We have those ducks.
Yeah, cause the ducks like fight.
What?
Oh, is that what the smacking noise was?
He's killed 50 people!
Bro, they've killed 50 people that's not love hearts on their duck. Those are
splatters of blood
50 is a lot
May I add?
How does it work? Do you just like type in the chat and then I think it's like gift it's up
I think it just like adds dogs of people who type in chat a lot first
first and then like those drop after a time and then it has RPC combat mode what the f**k
does the dogs get close each other they start fighting oh my god all the other dogs are
scared that's why they're all on the other side oh my god oh shit killed so many dogs
Oh shit, there's Tyson is next!
There's Tyson! Run!
Oh god, run!
Get away!
Get away!
Run!
There's Tyson next time.
Oh god!
It's... John Duck.
Duck awake.
Oh shit!
Oh shit.
That was out of nowhere.
It's a lot of fighting in.
Oh god, it's like bumper cars in family.
Why?
He's gonna kill somebody!
Oh my god!
The 51st burner!
Holy leave.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna save everybody.
I'm gonna save everybody.
Everyone's scared.
They're all just looking at him.
And he's just like, who's next?
Oh god, the showdown.
What happened to the other ducks?
I mean like, were we sitting under the water?
what's happening I think those dogs are dead oh I don't know or maybe they were
here but then they let I don't know oh my god like too heavy be maxed in level
26 oh maybe it's because they're like so heavy yeah so they're like at the
bottom of the pool because they're concrete
wait there's a third one there's three concrete dogs there's three concrete
dogs they'll never fight they'll never do anything because they're immortal
under the water shit that's crazy
They're safe under the water.
Yeah!
Apple bag.
Whoa!
Whoa!
What was that?
I guess you can make quick stuff.
Ooh.
I can dress up a dog.
Aww, that is so cute.
That is super cute.
Wait, what?
You can have a weapon?
Excuse me?
What the fuck?
Fuck!
Bruh!
Everything clicks!
Aww, it's not an achievement for clicking 50 times!
Yay!
You can dress up your duck before B. Maxon can kill you.
I have to put it back on for a tiny minute, baby.
Okay, I can.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
Okay, don't fall in the toilet.
Oh, shit! Oh, fuck. I should have put the safety net there first. Man, I was too late.
Chad is looking a little low. I'm sure you guys did a great job today. But that timer
I was looking kinda scary.
The job for a bit of a bathroom cinema role?
I'm bull by it.
Well, she said games with Connor and...
Drawling today?
Pog!
Thank you, Andrew, for a recent-
Where's my game app?
Having trouble getting it started?
Here I'll help.
Also thank you everyone that has gifted so far in this sub-bit and don't know how to sign this card.
Holy shit.
Let's go.
How fucking gooooood.
Thank you. Thank you guys.
Oh my god. And now see. Now see is awake.
She is in the bathroom.
Connor did not win against chat and Fall Guys earlier.
Wait, are you telling me that Connor played Fall Guys with you guys?
Thank you guys for watching this episode of the mousey.
Oh yeah did you guys watch the state of play?
Shit.
I'll tell her as well.
You got beat up.
Not even a single time.
You guys wait is it like was it both his chat and Nasi's chat or is it just you guys?
Is it Wolfkanka?
I'm probably a ghost of Yote is like the sequel to Ghost of Tsushima
But I'm really excited for Monster Hunter Wilds
February 28th Monster Hunter Wilds. I'm so happy
They announced when Mon Hun is going is coming out
I'm so excited
I'm not going to speedrun Monster Hunter Wilds.
I did a speedrun in Monster Hunter World though.
I can't wait.
I saw the cat and I was like it's Monster Hunter.
Oh god.
I remember playing when Monster Hunter Rise came out.
I remember playing it so much that the people who trained me for Monster Hunter World
speedrun were like you've played more than we have and that's saying something and I was like
because I think it had been like 24 hours since the game came out and I had played for like 20
hours or something and they were like what the hell you're ahead of us and I was like
oopsies yeah I was really into it it was really crazy I enjoyed it a lot though
I learned how to play charge blade because apparently charge blade is a very very good weapon to speedrun with in worlds.
But in my opinion I didn't really enjoy it as much as just spamming my button, my singular button on my switchaxe when I mount the monster.
Um, I tried SNS a little bit. That was interesting, but yeah, dual blade look really fun. I think in the showcase of Monster Hunter Wilds, because they do like this, they do like this spinning Beyblade attack, but it's like
Along the monsters back and it looks really fucking cool
It's insane. I was like what the?
You wire bug and then you swing around and then you Beyblade across the monsters spine
Yeah, the Levi move or whatever that was so cool. I would want to I would learn that just to do that
I would learn it just to try it and look cool
cool. But yeah, I would, I can't wait until Wilds comes out. I'm already, I was already
like, I was already asking the people that I wanted to play with us. Like, oh my god,
let's play please. My name is Zaboba. Oh yeah, you guys, I saw some of you guys
use hammer, insect legs, duel, blade, SNS. What was the great sword? Lance? Lance is
funny. Hunting horn? Hunting horn is funny as hell. I don't know why. I like the
bonking ones. It just looks so funny when you bonk them.
Switchaxe! Yeah! Hell yeah.
Thank you so much. Also, shackles for the sentanasi.
Hunting horn. That's the one where you doot, doot, doot, doot, and then you also
like bonk people. Was it? There's this one thing that you can do with.
Well, I'm sure you could do it with some other weapons as well, but whenever I play with
my friends and I'm really comfortable with them, there's this uppercut swing sort of
with a switch axe, and you can actually throw people upwards into the air, like you eat
them into the air and give them upies. And I do that sometimes when we are fighting and
I just mess around with my friends. I just eat them in the air. They're like, SIREN!
And I'm like, I don't know if you guys can do it with your weapons too, but it's funny
as hell. No, she's not sleeping. She's in the bathroom. She's waking up and getting
ready for her day. I'm just babysitting a little bit. She said that she's going to be
playing games with Connor today and she also said that she's going to be drawing as well
today. She feels like drawing. Yesterday she said her hand felt a little bit like moose,
but I think she said that her hand feels better today. So yeah, it's called Eresys
Yeah. And Boba. In the meantime, Chad, raise the timer! Raise the timer! Raise the timer!
And Boba. Boba, Boba, Boba, Boba, Boba. Chad, this is incredible. You guys are at 195.
so close to 205 isn't it so close is so close as day 24 guys it's crazy guys are
almost there almost breaking the record I'm so excited to see it happen if we
can get their chat if you have a prime laying around please feel free to use it
on mousey a boba it goes 50% goes to charity and the charity is exclamation mark
IDF yeah keep the timer going for charity and for mousey thank you so much
and now thank you for the 5 get this instant mousey let's go you guys are
stuck on what helps raise the timer I think you can do exclamation mark sub-a-thon.
Oh my my!
Chad and also the timer is delayed so please do not wait until last minute to gift subs.
It is incredibly scary when I get to really low.
So Chad, where do you get to the next record for sure?
a boba. Chat, if you have a prime laying around, please consider using it on Nancy's channel.
And every sub helps, every sub counts, chat. Even if you might not think it does, it does.
Every sub helps and every sub counts. And together, chat strong, chat raise the timer.
chat a boba
raise the timer!
yeah! mousy said she was thinking of drawing today
so
you wanna see mousy drawing, right?
we gotta raise the timer so we can see it
i'm playing games with kana too
thank you so much, community
thank you for the 10 gifts and stuff to mousy
and tpe as well for the 5 gifts and stuff to mousy
Thank you so so much and kindred spirits as well from a reset to mousy.
Tent together strong, let's go!
No friends, thank you so much for leaving a reset to mousy too!
All the pinned message also says 1 sub, 600 bits, or 6 dollar donations.
Adds time to the timer.
Yeah!
10 seconds of added to the timer.
Don't give up, everyone!
Let's go!
Yeah, there's a delayed registering sub's button to the timer, so...
Please chat...
Raise it...
Raise it higher!
Thank you so much, BC!
EXE!
For the 20 gifted subs and LZ, thank you so so much for raising the timer!
Every sub counts, every sub helps guys!
Thank you so so much!
Because all of you are done!
Thank you so much!
We're MISSIONS! Thank you for giving us something to use as well!
It's a- NO! I'm not smoking! This is a snack in my mouth!
This is a popular snack.
In my mouth
Gumbama Gumbama
Bucky
It's not exactly Pocky
Chat
It's Bucky with a B
Because you know I don't want to get
Striped by
Striped by Glicko
Bucky
Bucky with a B
Legally distinct
Yeah, legally distinct guys
Of course.
And on, thank you so much for gifting this up as well.
And Mousey-chan, thank you.
Buki-zanai!
Buki!
Thank you so much.
I'm listed as well for my Santa Mousey.
And a singular pattern.
Yeah!
Thank you for gifting this up to Mousey too.
Buchi!
No, not boccee.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Boccee's a look.
No, not boccee.
Mmm, boccee.
Thank you so much for the first time sub.
Dragon, thank you so much for the first time sub.
For infertile treat, if this is your first time subbing chat,
You get some really cool emotes, you get to raise the timer, you get to help out Charity,
you get to help out Nasty, you get to help out with achieving the next sub goal, which
gives us really cool content in the future.
And you have a say in it.
Which is really cool.
You're really nice.
Let's go!
Albalba!
Thank you so much to Pilarion.
Oh, Bulba!
Thank you so much to Pilarion.
For being gifted some to Nothi as well.
Pookie!
Yeah.
You guessed my birthday I'll give 50 subs, and between May and October.
Oh! May and October!
Oh, God.
hmm what if you gave me what if it's actually this month by the way chat I
read out some it was TT very kaha what if it was what if it was there not my
birthday my birthday is in November what if it's today are you hitting your
head no that's apparently that's the sound of the game I am not hitting
anything. I'm not making any noises. It is the game that sounds like it's smacking.
I'm sorry, I can't like mute it or anything.
What if it's today? Thank you so much, Mighty Blue, for the fact that this is the mousey.
Wait, have they said it?
Thank you so much.
Dragon God as well for the recent and lousy.
Oh, it is somebody's birthday today.
Disney on Taco Girl's birthday today.
Are they there?
TTV, TTV, Velika, is your birthday today or is it?
and is not today they said it's not today is it you said between October thank
you so much thank you so much Poseidon thank you for the raid
mousey is currently be right back right now but on behalf of mousey thank you
so much for the raid and I hope you had a great stream okay let me see is
Is your birthday?
You said...
Between May and October.
Does October count?
I'm gonna say August 11th.
Maybe, I don't know.
That's just a random... random guess.
Thank you so much, Cheezy, for the recent and Melissie as well.
Melissie is not asleep. She is awake. She is currently in the bathroom.
She's getting ready for her day. She woke up not too long ago.
I'm just here to babysit and say hello.
Yeah.
The person already revealed their birthday earlier.
Oh God.
Aboba.
Chad, raise the timer!
Raise the timer!
Raise the timer!
the timer is looking a little bit low. Does anybody have a sub that they haven't
a prime that they haven't used yet? Please could you consider using it on Iron Mouses channel
to raise the timer if you do? Thank you so much Chicken Rural for the reset of the mousey.
Thank you so much Capricious. Thank you for the 5 good subs the mousey as well.
And thank you so much Wyvern. Thank you so much for the recent analysis.
Hell yeah! I think also for the self-sub Wyvern. Save Galiga. Thank you so much
Thorbear. Thank you for the recent analysis as well. Hell yeah! It's going
towards a good cause it's going towards exclamation mark idea and 50% of those
need to go to charity and you help the mousey out and you're raising the timer
let's keep it going but wait until the last minute chat it's now or never
Please oh god
This school, thank you so much for the two gifts and such the mouthy. Thank you so so much
um
Yeah, I saw about 600 bits like intervals of 600 bits
Six dollar donations as well. Thank you so much. Lulu
Thank you for the reset to Mousy.
Anon, thank you so much for getting to set to Mousy as well.
Thank you guys.
Thank you so much.
JoyDaster, thank you so much for the 5 gifts to Mousy.
Today on the agenda I think Mousy said she's going to play games with Connor and she's going to draw today.
Maybe she's feeling like it.
Your...
Birthday is between August and October.
Um...
You didn't say...
I forgot if you said if it was this month or not.
Thanks so much Frankflex for the 5.
Thank you for the 5 getting some some lousy.
Holy shit.
I'm gonna say... September 5th... or something... or September 19th, maybe.
I will buy.
Hmm.
Malice is currently in the bathroom right now. I am just babysitting a tiny little bit.
She's currently awake. She's just in the bathroom.
But, uh, lasted.
Thank you so much for the 25 gift-a-sums to Mousy as well.
Thank you so, so much.
Since I am babysitting, just a tiny little bit, and I am here and I'm reading the chat.
25 gift-a-sums and above, and I'll write your name on the controller that I'm making
for Mousy as a custom controller as a thank you gift to Mousy.
I've included over I think about 100 names on this controller and I am
tetrasing the names on the controller. I have a couple of names that haven't
wrote on it yet but written on it but thanks so much Lex unit for the
reset as well. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you Shilka, thank
you for the tier one sent to Melty too. How do you get your name on the
controller. Um, 25 gift-a-sauce to Mousy to raise the timer. 25 gift-a-sauce or above.
Thank you so much. Well done. Thank you for the 5 gift-a-sauce to Mousy. Thank you so, so much.
I'll probably end up posting like another update picture to like show all the names and stuff.
yeah I'm bomba my limited-time offer thank you so much the selfie thank you
so much for 25 50s and they'll see there is quite limited space chat so I if
you want your name on there it's no or never it's looking it's looking very
uh very busy September and October I guess I guess September 19th what if it's
September 30th thank you capricious for the 25 of this last month as well thank
you so so much I'm sure you guys would want to be included on this controller
so and I will be giving it as a gift to Mousie she says she thinks it's a
cool idea and it looked it looked really neat it was really funny because what I
told her she was like I can't wait to and then I think she said download I can't
wait to download everybody it was a joke obviously but how funny no god okay
October 4th what kind of controller it's an Xbox controller so basically
I got a plane controller and it has a removable front part of it so you can actually remove
it so you can paint on it, you can draw on it, you can do whatever.
And on the back side of it, of the part that you can remove, I'm writing down all the
names of the people who gifted 25 sums and above while I was babysitting.
So far, I sketched out her logo as well as two cinema rolls and her Decora accessories
on her hair.
So I did that all over the controller and I'm painting it slowly, trying to color-match
it.
So in the end, hopefully it looks very colorful and I'm going to coat it with a varnish
so that if she ever decides to like use it like practically, the paint won't go off.
You know, the paint won't like wear away.
She's not sleeping. She's currently in the bathroom. She's getting ready for her day.
Yep. She's in the bathroom. I will also coat the um names of everyone so it's not like you
you know, the names aren't easily erased or anything.
Thank you so much, a kinga!
Arigato!
Thank you so much, we're about to win you five!
Give this subs to Mousy!
Yeah, let's go!
And don't forget chat, this is for charity, and this is for a good cause, and it helps
out Mousy too, so.
Thank you so so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you Starlet as well, thank you for the 25, give this subs to Mousy.
They killed your ducky. I'm sorry
Long live the king. I'm skinny
Yeah, I'm sure you already know but make sure the king had 24 to 48 hours to fully cure before using any kind of spray filler
Yep, I used to well, I'm
Wasn't really I don't know how to explain this but I didn't major in art, but I took art as a
as a
I did used to do shoe art so I would buy like canvas shoes like vans and it would be like
completely completely like from scratch and use Copic markers on it and yeah and I used
to give them to my friends.
I'm sorry I'm not Americans I don't know what you guys call it.
Elective?
Elective?
Yeah.
But this is my first time using it on controllers.
This is my first time trying it on controllers.
But I used to do stuff on shoes.
It's Sakura.
Sakura Kandii?
Got it right.
6th of September.
God, I think I'd better say September 5th or something.
6th of September!
Alright, time to cough it up.
How come you don't have a British accent?
No way!
Well, lucky for you, I can switch between my British accent and my American accent whenever I want.
so I can go quite low like this and change my voice to sound a little bit more like a
British broadcasting company announcer. Wow! Alba-ba! Alba-ba! Welcome back! BBC! Al-B-B-C! BBC!
Alba-B-C! Alba-B-C! But- Hi! Welcome back! I'm back! Hi! Well let's pull a night time with the lights on as we ride.
Oh my god!
Thank you for the 50 gift insubs, holy shit though!
Oh yeah, we were like trying to guess their birthday and they said if you guess it right,
I'll give 50 subs and somebody, somebody guessed it.
So now we, the 50 gift insubs, let's go!
50 gift insubs.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good boobing.
Good boobing.
A boba.
Yay! Almost 23 minutes on the clock!
Yay!
24 minutes on the clock!
Let's go!
I hope you have fun today.
Thank you. Thank you for babysittling.
anytime baby shit to leave oh
yeah thank you so much okay
he will like the drugs like you
yeebleeeeeee
yeebleeeeee
okay
okay
i hope we get a good day and a hope for
chucky boys to come on
wow wow wow okay bye bye
Bye bye!
And la la la la la la!
Come on, my mom, my mom, my mom, my mom!
Dad, are you ready for today?
I heard that Lala and Heavenly came by today.
That's very nice of them.
I'm so glad.
I'm so glad that they came by.
I'm a burn if you sorted.
Food shout out to Miss Lala.
She did a long baby sitting session with karaoke and joke.
No one's got the-
BUT I WANNA WATCH IT!
What the fuck?
They have okay.
Oh, see, boy, well, we could flip around, hold on.
State of play,
1 in 24.
It's junk, you'll be mad that you watched it?
What the fuck?
Stop, why are you like this?
We'll just jump around, we won't.
We'll just jump around.
Oh my god.
They were live streaming?
Two hours?
Did I count down for two hours?
Like, originally, we have a good 100 bus basis right now
that are like ready to be deployed now that it's given coverage from other platforms it really just
set us to the moon. Back in 2021 we released an IGN inside story about the PlayStation Home fans
refusing to let it die where we took a look at a few different homemade recreations of the short
lived but much loved social space for PlayStation 3. During this documentary I was like what in
project, attempting to revive PlayStation Home and restore the social hub for future generations
to experience. The restoration of PlayStation Home while it was extremely ambitious, and
the original social space was closed, not only was the service lost, but so was its data.
Home wasn't on a disk or on a cartridge and you couldn't play it offline. It lived completely
within the servers that are now gone forever. But it's up Nagato and the Destination
home team from Dreaming Vector.
Even when it closed, I was trying to conceive like,
yo, there's gotta be somebody out there with the same
entrance, like home was such a great game, somebody
that'd be smart enough to figure out how, like, you know,
the client server works from the...
Celebrate it back?
...server itself, so...
What's up, bud?
...two years later, voila, here I am.
At the time...
It's called We Are Jacks!
...after cobbling together their cash data,
had built a working version of Home,
but it was a purely single-player experience.
Serving more like a walking museum than a thriving social hub.
In its infancy, the idea of pyro-
Oh god.
That got a lot of motion to happen.
That roof for it.
Yeah, now a lot of us minigames, no granture.
Even though a granture-reasonable space would be nice or anything like that.
That's not-
4. While numerous industry-experts on the PS4-
It was named-
They found a CVS-
This is watch, with Sepic World on the PlayStation 4.
What the hell?
Oh my god, what game is this?
He did run that world.
Nicholas Ducey, the studio head at Timo Sobi.
We couldn't be happier with reception to AstroBot and to see how much joy Astro is bringing to homes all around the world.
On behalf of Timo Sobi, thank you so much.
Now we still have a few surprises up our sleeves.
Today's trailer is not good for the DLC.
We'll release later this year at no additional cost.
We'll have more to share soon.
What?
Borderline game of the year?
What?
Oh what is this?
Little MVR.
In fact.
What the?
The US, that is us.
What happened?
What happened?
The U.S. at Dallas Oz
What happened?
Oz
I feel like I'm losing my mind.
Sometimes we need to become the thing we feel.
Pro-Awakening.
Everything is ultra-lifely good.
They are only a thing.
They seem to be already really good.
Must be the wheel of your soul.
Thank you for letting us know.
Arcades Chronicles.
By Kakao.
Then on the road.
When me and Connor were like fighting for our lives
in those dungeon things.
For that new look at PAL World,
an incredible open world survival game
that's launching today on the PlayStation 5 console.
We have a few more games with breaking news today,
starting with the return of two beloved RPGs
from the original PlayStation.
The old dream.
Never break me.
The remastered collection brings together
Lunar, the Silver Star Story Complete,
and Lunar 2 Eternal Blue Complete
with updated visuals, wide screen mode, and more.
Collection comes to PS5 and PS4 in Spring 2025.
Two updates on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shredder's Revenge.
First, the Radical Reptiles DLC, which adds Mondo Gecko and Mona Lisa as playable characters.
And for no extra cost, a remixed in-game soundtrack featuring some amazing guest composers.
Both of these are great for like-
Hey, you're like Harry!
Yeah!
Keanu Reeves is joining Sonic X Shadow Generations as part of the upcoming Sonic the Hedgehog 3 movie flap.
This update is inspired by scenes from the Sonic the Hedgehog 3 movie, and arrives December 12th.
The Sonic the Hedgehog 3 movie flap is in-
Oh my god, that's the video game!
We have to find all of the Lepino's in the game!
Which lets you play the game three days ahead of its October 25th release date.
Find the Lepino's Shadow, find them all.
Take the world!
Hello, State of Play. I am Sakaguchi, producer of Phantasy and Neonimension.
I made 150 Phantasy and Neonimension with the Jorama I made.
Whoa!
And I also made a new version of Phantasy when I fought all at once with a random encounter.
Are you a player? Find a game?
Maybe. Maybe to find a team of babies.
If you go to PlayStation 5 on December 5th, 2024,
please press the button.
Good. Wouldn't miss it. We have unfinished business with that dragon.
We've tracked it to a ruined tower nearby. That layer is a death trap.
We need to lure her out to have any chance.
So we challenge her, draw the dragon out into the open, then attack.
Then attack.
Just you and me now.
This is dragon age. I haven't played dragon age.
I think I played one Dragon Age game.
And I remember it kinda bored the fuck out of me, so I stopped playing.
Oh my god, this is like every emo kid's dream. What the fuck?
It was the 19th anniversary of the first game's release.
Oh, I bought this game. I wanna play this game on stream so bad.
I'm on stream so bad.
Fear the spotlight.
There's so much light in the subs.
Raise the timer.
Raise the timer.
Or to I, will ESR cast mustesticular torsion.
T-T-T-T-T-Ton!
Polygonal scares to PS5 and PS4 on October 22nd.
These are the six subs. Thank you for giving me water, Brian.
Just go home.
No, no, five of the subs.
I'm happy here.
So happy.
The Blast we've returned to our ancestral land, Agaspa.
What was he?
Build villages and nurture vast ecosystems in towers of Agaspa.
Agaspa? Towers of Agaspa?
We're ten thousand subs from Mouse's old record five gang rise up now.
Remember five gang isn't about fame, fortune, recognition or even dropping five subs.
It's about community. It's about glory. It's family.
Aw, thank you, it's cool, it hits! Thank you!
Thank you for the no-no, five bang!
I love my five bang!
There's a coin here, thank you for the gift, it's so...
God, I'm so thankful for the five, this is so much five bang!
Oh, cool, no, thank you so much for the gift, it's so cool, thank you so much for the gift, it's so...
And another Fortnite game.
The new Fortnite Limited Edition Dual-Sense Wireless Controller arrives later this year
with pre-order starting October 30th.
Visit PlayStation Blog for more details.
Thank you for watching this video.
See you next time!
It's 1 vs. 1000 in Dynasty Warriors, all of this.
And Ko-Wee-Chek-Fo Games is ready to share the release date.
Let's take a look.
Spoopy game you might like baby blues nightmares just came out of chat to get a kick out of it for sure
I think I have a code for that
is here wanting to strut off all that remains is to see this through imagine the whole thing what's your team been getting up to the gill gave special assignments to some of the other units in the expedition mine include
Sports is amazing.
Here's a couple of names.
I'm Tsuboto, the producer of WIRES.
The release date of this song is February 28, 2025.
It's the release date of the world's largest real estate company.
I'm going to start the schedule today,
so I hope you'll be able to join me.
As a limited edition of the PlayStation Store,
I'm going to use the PlayStation 5
to prepare a digital mini-artbook.
On September 26th, 23rd,
TGS 2024,
the Hakkon Online Program will be available.
Now, please pay attention to the information on Monster Hunter Wireless.
See you later!
Bye!
Now wait!
February 28th!
It's not that far away.
Hey!
Okay, it's real spots aren't cheap, so let's get started.
A hunter with a mysterious past.
A spire!
And her, uh...
very heroic friends.
Join the mistakes or hunt quite the outfits and decorate their village
Awesome, but wait is more
You get this exciting blue roller
Static costumes like the shadow snowboard
Well, they're climbing in that cannon in the party mother's car. I'm Kristen Zittani
We are so excited for everyone to get their hands on Lego Horizon adventures when it launches on November 14
And Aloy has more good news on the horizon.
The original adventure, Horizon Zero Dawn, is being remastered for PS5 and PC by Gorilla
and Nixxin.
Horizon Zero Dawn remastered includes more than 10 hours of re-recorded conversation milk
cap and countless graphical improvements that bring the game to the same visual fidelity
as Horizon Forbidden Lasts.
Just come out recently?
What?
Is the remaster so cute?
This new version of Horizon Zero Dawn will arrive October 31st, and anyone who owns the
original PS4 version of the game will be able to upgrade to the new PS5 version for $9.99.
Visit PlayStation Blog for more details and watch the full trailer to see all the enhancements
to Aloy's Epic Quest.
New content is on the way to the action-packed world of Stellar Blade.
A new photo mode lets players set up the perfect picture with your choice of poses,
expressions, and filters.
And Stellar Blade's original soundtrack featuring over 180 songs from the game is available on select streaming services starting today.
But that's not all.
sci-fi worlds collide in the Stellar Blade and near-automata collaboration coming to Stellar Blade later this year.
Head for PlayStation Plus.
First, your monthly games for October are WW2K24, Dead Space, and OPPO.
These will be available to all PlayStation Plus members starting October 1st.
Meanwhile, our library of PlayStation Classics continues to grow, with two more fan favorites
from the original PlayStation arriving later this year.
Blood Omen Legacy of Cain and Catalan Stammer Nexus.
Naidog fans know September 26th is the last of us day, and we're celebrating by adding
the critically acclaimed PS5 hit The Last of Us Part 1 to the PlayStation Plus game
catalog this Thursday.
The Last of Us Part 1.
I'm going to paint my place with my film.
launches this November. But in the meantime, here's a look at some of the games that are
being enhanced for the new console, including a few titles that we're revealing for the
very first time today.
They make up places in 5th row. I don't get it. Right now, you know I said that we're
going to play it together, but it turns out it's a one-player game. It's not even
a two-player game. It's a play it together. It's a two- it's a one-player game. What
They could have stayed, huh?
Well, did they get delayed?
They could have find two people to play it?
Well, people come north to disappear.
It'll just be me and Connor playing that game.
I'll find Funko Fingin.
Oh, what do you even think?
So, Shima, I remember thinking, whoa, the grass.
We just got, sorry, I've been, it's awesome.
You next came out.
So I'm, the attack, a little.
Didn't really mention the pro until the last.
Is that it?
It's pricey, doesn't come with a disc-
That's it?
And as opposed to a small eye.
Got me at least for one next game.
So, looks like we're giving it a 7 out of 10.
It was a good showcase.
What the-
Bro, please never stream again.
The situation with co-op for Funko Fusion is that the developer said that the co-op
would not be at launch and that they would roll a co-op for a few worlds starting
in october and roll out more throughout november and so on bar sounds like kaka to me sounds
like kaka to me but okay guys we i need to ask for your opinion we have we're gonna be
playing games of corner soon when he when he when the message is me he comes online
we'll be playing games of him soon but we don't know what to play do you guys have any
suggestions really think we should play we can't play Funko Pop because this is
one player we have to wait till it's two players are we gonna try shared chat I
see League of Legends Roblox fortnite
TFT and Kaka
Fortnite all guys here's a war what the heck
Fortnite, RISK OF RAIN 2 just got a new DLC.
Pico Park to wh-
Science Factory, Roblox, Horror, Phasmophobia,
Chlorocleapir, Minecraft,
Space Marine, Fortnite,
Fortnite, Grounded, Fortnite, Fortnite,
Fortnite, Monster Hunter, Zomboi,
Fortnite, Chlorocleapir-
You should play Feather Party.
What is Feather Party?
What is that? Valheim Valorant Roblox Minecraft
Compad Fortnite
Phasmophobia
Rocket League
Overcooked Corekeeper Fortnite
Roblox
Eldon Ring Corekeeper
Space Marine
Satisfactory
Valorant
Warhammer
Fortnite
Monster Hunter, Minecraft, Resident Evil Zero, Pfft, Rocket League, Brothers, Pfft, River City Girls, Power World, Drug Sin, Street Fighter, Cuphead, Eldor Ring, Once Human, huh?
Minecraft, Phasmophobia, Tekken, Coal of the Land, Grounded, Satisfactory, Power Wash,
Pogostuck!
Oh yeah there is actually new Remnant 2 stuff, they actually send me a code.
Thank you Remnant 2.
Thank you, thank you Remnant 2.
Mouse you and Conor should play don't starve together one day.
Oh the ring.
It's a great co-op game.
Roblox, Pokemon.
Pokemon
Fortnite
Little Nightmare
Space Marine
Power Wash
The Ballet Light
Dark Pictures Anthology
Jesus playing for the Prairie Rain Alley, let me see.
What the fuck?
It's Little Birds!
It's literally Little Bird Game.
Astronier.
Fortnite
Mouse to River has a new section dedicated to Minecraft
And one for Sanrio
Oh, rainbow. Oh, why'd you tell me this?
Paws do a paw. How are we gonna do a paw?
Suggestions. Oh shit forever winter drop too. Oh, there's no one-piece game as the crisis core
Oh, thank you so much for the five gift and service. Thank you very much
Is it wrong of me to pre-order monster hunter wilds?
guys
That's something so much really get the tubs is not when I play it the day it comes out
You know what I mean shit. They have epic Mickey on steam
It came out, bro. I love that fucking game so much
Fuck
Okay, hopefully I
Woke down some of your suggestions
Let's see what Connor has to say when we see each other when he comes on
I don't know about Torreba. Oh yeah, let me look at the Torreba website, hold up.
Torreba, Torreba. Torreba game.
Let's see if I wanted to play satisfactory.
He's watching like it's a thumbs, thank you.
He said, do you want to play satisfactory? It looks like your type of game, but it looks fun.
Does it really look like my kind of game?
Yes, Connor. Yes, Connor. I'll install it now.
To build a factory? What can we build in our factory? Can we build...
What's it guys?
No satisfactory, no gains.
Eyes on edge of timer.
There's delay.
Necrobere! Thank you so much for the gift of drugs!
Oobay, thank you so much for the gift of drugs. Colin, thank you so much for the 10 gift of drugs. Thank you guys so much.
Wolfram, thank you so much for the gift of drugs. Duchenne, thank you so much for the gift of drugs. Thank you guys for taking the silver down out of the lives.
Who's name not found? Thank you so much for the bits.
Look at subs, thank you!
The subs! Don't think this is what's for a package to subs!
Check out the game called Superbug Awakens.
It's kinda like the game keep talking.
I think you two will enjoy it.
Oh! Superbug?
We're all looking for the hundred gifted subs!
Holy shit!
Superbug Awakens? Let me see.
Let me see, let me see.
Thank you so much for the 20 gifted subs!
Thank you guys so much! Thank you!
Let's go! Satisfactory.
Satisfactory time today!
Thank you so much for the 5-diped subs sauce.
Thank you so much for the reset for two months.
I appreciate it. Thank you very much.
5-diped subs, holy shit!
It's a half an hour!
Whoooa!
Well, wait, let me install this game.
Install Satisfactory...
...as 25 GIGAS!
25 GIGAS!
It's 25 GIGAS.
Uh, I'm installing...
...all the GIGAS.
I'm installing the Deegas right now.
Everything is too expensive.
I'm installing sizes. We're gonna be playing satisfactory with, uh, Conler.
With Conler.
I'll be like the game. I'm sure he will.
I'm sure he will.
Name is a model. I- No, I haven't pulled the models.
You know, it's my time of the week, so I just wanted to be in my sweater.
If that's okay.
We'll change models tomorrow.
I'll feel better tomorrow.
It's very comfy, comfy.
I don't know, I feel nice and comfy.
I feel comfy in this model.
It's a comfort, comfy model.
Connor said this is, this, this, this, this install is going to take forever.
It's start downloading. It's going to take a long time.
The internet was the fastest internet in all the land.
What happened?
Might as well just update all the other games I need updating now.
If you enjoyed automating things with creating minecrafts, you're probably like satisfactory
It's actually one of the games that I've got
One of the sub goals to play. I guess we're gonna be playing a monkey right now because he wants to play anything that I like it to
Jesus Christ I open Twitter and it's like, oh
Holy shit the Twizzler
Oh
My name is Iron Mouse
I'm a girl with a cartoon avatar I guess you know cartoon avatar me I'm not
real I'm not real what Latino what else
hey hi warning I am Latina and also this is for charity so I will if there is
an old thank you for the 20 gifted sums holy shit thank you so much oh my god
What? It wasn't I seeing you?
It wasn't I seeing you at TwitchCon.
Wait was it I was supposed to-
EEEEH
What are they gonna do-
HA HA my brain!
Hold on, I have to answer to a few things on this chord.
Just give me one second, it's very important.
It's pressing matters, pressing matters.
Anyway, like I said, hello my name is Iron Mouse.
I'm a VTuber and I'm not real.
I am a cartoon, okay? I'm not real.
We're doing this sub-a-thon for the Immune Deficiency Foundation.
We're raising money for the Immune Deficient Foundation, which is a charity organization that helps people that have primary immune-deficient disease, which is something that I have already seen, like,
Tell me why 200,000 people are subbing to a fictional character on a screen?
Mm-hmm.
What the fuck?
Uh...
Well, that's very nice.
We're not there yet.
We're not- We're not there yet!
We're not there yet, guys.
Old your horses.
Not there yet.
We're raising money for charity. That's why.
But we're not there yet, so...
Deer, we have to play Minecraft.
Get your ass back on Minecraft.
Together. We must...
We must brother again soon.
We must brother again soon.
Yeah. Don't listen to all those people
saying mean stuff, guys. It's okay.
They don't get what we're doing.
It's alright. I just find it kind of funny,
because, you know, they say a lot of
They say a lot of weird stuff and it's okay.
We're used to it already.
Every sub-a-con.
They just don't get it.
They just don't get it.
And that's okay because people, listen,
they just don't get it and that's fine.
Because people like what they like
and people are into what they're into, you know?
People are into what they're into and that's fine.
They don't know that we're doing it for charity.
They don't know any of that stuff.
They just see anime goyle and they're like,
What?
You know what I mean?
He's been nice to me, he's always been very nice and very kind.
He's never been mean to me, he's always said nothing but nice things about me and you know,
he's a nice dude.
Act to be nice too.
Sometimes people say mean stuff, just let them say mean stuff, it's alright.
It just took me aback cause like, I go on Twitter and it's all like, I get bombarded
with WHO DZERDLE?
DZERDLE's just being DZERDLE.
Then they have the same reaction twice before.
If we had a model for every time Twitter gets toxic, we'd have hit 200k at day one.
I brought Twitter and fucking TikTok. Jesus, you know when I won that career, the year thing?
And TikTok was like...
It's okay.
I promise you, it's literally because they see anime girl, woman, what?
They'll always be multiple arguments, one will be, that is a man.
They'll be like, I bet she's a man.
I bet she's a man using a voice changer.
And then you'll see, she's not gonna fuck you, bro.
I am the manliest.
And together, and with once more, yes, it's true guys, I'm Chris Broad, one of
you know, understand.
I'm an affable man, who's seen the world.
Oh my god, it's a good thing they didn't see
the iron worm stream.
Can you imagine if that would have happened
if I was an iron worm?
I got a fight with kindness, can't perpetuate it.
Also, I never got a chance to congratulate you
on getting your channels back.
Happy for you, brother.
Thank you so much, Alex.
Thank you.
You look like you've been so...
Thank you!
Yeah, I did.
I got my YouTube channels back.
Thankfully, it happened the other day.
It was a very emotional moment for me.
I'm very happy that we got them back, they're 100% back.
So I must remember all of you at the end of the day.
People may say nasty things, but we must remember
to stay kind and be kind.
And you know what?
If they wanna be mean, fuck them.
They can be mean.
Let them be mean.
But yeah, imagine if they would've seen worm.
They would've been like,
what the fuck, who's watching this cartoon worm?
We'll bring a worm again.
Okay, with instruments and high art, thank you, thank you, thank you.
The worm will ride again, it's true.
We're getting ready, Connor should be on soon so that we could play
Satsys Factory, which I've never played,
but he literally told me that this seems like a game that I would really love,
and I believe him when he says that.
Also, it was a sub-goal, so we'll be playing that today.
I'll press A if you need that.
Somebody, okay the next time I'm at Worm, I'll sing an opera song, somebody needs to clip it and then put it on twi-
What the fuck is this?
Just be like, what the fuck is this?
And just post it. Post of singing Worm.
It'll confuse people even more.
It'll be even funnier if people just posted clips of the Worm concert and just respond it.
End with Worm singing.
Oh yeah, the Worm singing Shakira.
I bet you not to suggest it actually she did and then child was like yeah, you would really like it
And I was like, yeah, I'm making a sub goal and I did
And now we're gonna play it today
The worm is the most powerful form. It's my primordial form, you know, I
I came from worm and I grew I grew I grew into demon
And we're getting a worm long pillow. So that's gonna be
It's gonna be fun.
The walls just messaged me.
It's the walls! We have to put rocks in!
Wait! Oh God! I have to answer rocks!
She's gonna kill me!
She's gonna kill me! She's gonna kill me, Jack, please!
Oh no! I'm sorry, rocks!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I haven't answered anything!
I am in trouble. I'm in the deepest of troubles.
Maybe follow-
Oh God!
Oh, my self is falling because I'm nervous!
Help! I was supposed to answer her!
She messes with me and-
AHH!
I made your mistake! I'm an animal!
Ignoring her was one of the sub-goals we suggested.
HAH!
Fire most mega-
NO! She'll kill me!
Ago.
Ago, Roxy.
Roxy, bro.
Seriously, it isn't our fault, man.
It's totally Mouse's fault.
WHAT?!
Okay.
Maybe we're keeping her for a month with a sub-a-thon,
but that's not my fault, bro.
Blame Ghost Cachina and the Oilers.
I just rallied the five gangs.
Spare me, bro, please.
Save my server rolls, please!
We're going to move the drawing to after our stream with Monkey.
Uh, if I recall, Monkey doesn't have much time today, so he will be playing Satisfactory
and then when he leaves us, we'll do the drawings and then after the drawings, I'm
going to eat your face.
He's always, he's always busy, always doing stuff.
He always has to run off and do stuff and leave us alone.
Guys, the Torreba.
The Torreba.
Hey, look at the Torreba tomorrow.
Ugh.
You called Selfish Castle Cinema Roll?
Sanrio Night Sugar Party Cinema Roll?
Oh my god, I'm dying.
You're so cute.
Why is Cinema Roll so perfect?
I don't have it.
Cinema Roll is a dog.
He's a dog with a cinema roll tail.
That's why.
Oh, I just bought that freaking bird's feather
My epic Mickey!
Another party.
It's so cute! It's so cute!
I'm gonna fucking go ape shit right now.
Oh my god, have you ever seen that fucking...
Did we watch that on stream or not?
Or maybe I watched it off stream.
Have you ever seen that adult Arthur fucking cartoon?
Did I watch it off stream?
And I'm imagining that I watched it with everybody.
We never watched it on stream, of course.
Oh my god.
Yeah, it's like a parody cartoon of Arthur growing up and he's just so fucking bad.
Watch the adult door one, but we never watched the adult Arthur one.
The adult Arthur one is so bad.
Why don't you challenge Connor to another crane game on Toribah so you don't have to pay?
Make Connor's wallet suffer for the king's cinema role.
Ask him. I'll challenge him when we get on call.
Also, don't say anything.
I'm gonna gift him, I'm gonna gift him the Funko Pop game when we're on call together so that he gets it right when we're playing.
Shhh, don't say anything.
What's he write in the note?
Can't wait to watch him play this for charity.
Can't say no.
Those Charity.
He can't say no to charity.
Come on now.
But, oh yeah, we have to put charity in all caps.
Charity.
Charity is your favorite strip, right now.
You should mention how much content for his channel it will generate.
It will generate so much content, he's gonna have content up the ass.
Loves content! Loves content!
Guys, I have a final preview of my Halloween model.
A final preview of my Halloween model.
Not Halloween, sorry, my Christmas model.
I have a final preview of my Christmas model.
If we make it to 197, I'll show you the full model.
From the top of my head to the tips of my toes. Oh, she looks so cute
Hey mouse some buff guys wearing cinema roll mask want you to have these bits iron mason not like this
What the
97 from the tip of my head to the tips of my toes
She's so cute
And she has two hairstyles
That's not a lot. What the we can't have ten of her styles on every model. Okay
Shubs, but does it have a flesh tooth? I think she will. What's up? What's up?
How you doing, huh? Yeah, yeah, you good? Because you know why? Because we're gonna play games.
Yeah! So it's not for you. It seems like the most mouse game ever. Really?
I'm using building. Yeah, so there are two things that we need to do. Um,
actually I just wanted to make sure this one's smoothly. There is a, I believe, a tutorial.
um you must do um I haven't done it uh and then whoever hosts it's like their
world and you can't play without them so I'll drink yours because I don't think
I'm ever gonna play without you but there's a chance you might be like I
don't know you might get into it yeah I don't know I don't know it's building I
never know with you you never know with me what does that mean you never know
you never know I don't know man Gremlin's like building stuff that's true
Oh, you know you never know just finish my minecraft video. I made a minecraft video
You mean the vault the 12 hour vault at steadication. I appreciate that. All right
Load it up the game
It looks cool. Yeah
It looks fun. I think we do like new game and then put through the tutorial and then I think I just join yours
Okay
Uh, yes. I don't know if you've put it up yet.
But this game has like an insane amount of positive reviews on Steam.
Really?
Uh, yeah, I've never seen anything have this many positive reviews.
People love it.
Uh, let me check.
Why? Library.
You're like, okay, store page.
You can start together. Oh, really? Awesome. Okay.
It has 155,000 reviews overwhelmingly positive.
Uh, do you mind if I go to the bathroom real quick?
I guess I don't mind.
Okay, I really need to go.
Yeah, I gotta go.
Can you please, uh, babysit my chat?
Okay, we'll do, we'll do.
Alright.
I saw a mouse hold her pee in specifically until I'm like,
what's up?
The shit's like, I'm gonna peep.
Okay, somebody amasses chat.
Oh, booby fan 101.
Yo.
It's popular with autistic people. It gives us unlimited serotonin. Okay. Well, I can tap into that serotonin today
That's good. Nice using that as great username
This it reminds me like when I saw I've seen this but although I feel like this one is a little more intense
I was a factorial that game. I
Feel like you have to be neurodivergent to unlock that game because I'm watching it and I'm like this is just I can't
I can't do this I
I'm looking at it and I was like this is the I might my my brain cannot connect these thoughts so Valheim to
Wait, what are you saying about me? Hey, look I I feel like I
When I hear when this guy was a dozen is guys on the podcast and he was talking about it
And I don't know why he was he was like, yeah
He was super pumped about raising like his efficiency by like 2% or something and it took him hours
I was sitting there and he was explaining it and I was like, what?
What?
You'll learn to love efficiency.
Now, don't be wrong.
I love efficiency in my daily life, but I've never thought about like going out of my
way to make like, I guess, fictional efficient systems.
But that's cool.
Kind of trim that mustache.
How dare you tell me what to do?
Huh?
It's a great mustache.
Great mustache.
Beautiful.
beautiful. How do y'all, how do y'all, how you doing? I do have an engineering degree, but you know, I
wasn't, okay, hold on, let me, let me start again. I do have an engineering degree, but you're very
lucky I didn't become an engineer chat because somebody would have died. I don't know who, but
somewhere, whoever paid me to build something would have gone wrong. So, you know, luckily, I
wasn't a civil engineer. Civil engineers typically build bridges, that kind of stuff, public infrastructure.
I didn't do that. I was a mechanical, which means I built cars, which is honestly kind
of the fun one, because everything explodes and it moves around. In my opinion, it's actually
a hard factor game in the factory. I don't think we're going to be like min-maxing this
game there. I think we're going to go into it. We're going to try our best to just
build and hopefully, you know, enjoy this world. I don't think it's going to be a, and
I say that now, perhaps I'll get too into it. But who knows?
Is it supposed to explode? Perhaps.
Car build stream when there was a big thing in my university where like, um,
and to con the UK, there's a, um, like an, an, an optional engineering club you can
join, uh, where each university will build a Formula one car. Um,
it's funded by the university. So you can, you can build a, um,
You know Delta formula one car with like all of your students
Which is kind of cool, and I I joined it and I was like dude. Yeah, I'm happy to help out what I do
And they were like, ah, we don't need you
What they're like you really got too many people who replied I was like, oh
Okay
My friend joined and they just made him do like shit tasks for like two years, and I was like, oh, okay
Yeah, and it's just a lot of simulations.
I kind of realized that I did not like engineering whilst I was getting my engineering degree,
which is a common thing that happens while getting an engineering degree, is that you
realize you don't like it.
Because you find out that most of the job is coding or 3D modeling, at least the parts
where you're learning, or simulations.
And when I had to do debugging, that was when I decided I was done with this.
I was like I have to debug my code now this shit should work. I don't want to do this
This is not what I stand up for I stand up to make a nice 60 grand a year and to retire at age 55 with a very nice
How do I say this pension?
That was what I signed up for chat. I didn't realize they actually wanted me to do coding
I was like I thought I should so just stand around and design things and be like, yeah, that'll work get someone else to build it
So no pension now though. That's gone
No pension now, oh so I gotta hope this twitch thing stays around for a little while longer
You know pensions won't exist. Yeah, also pensions are becoming like I mean
We're not gonna have we're not gonna have nearly as good pensions
Crazy my dad retired
And his pension is evil bro. It's evil. How good his pension is. I'm like that's fucked up
They promised you that that's and also fucked up. They didn't have the full site to think that maybe we shouldn't be giving this much people or this much money
People who aren't working I
Was like I was like this crazy
Clueless dude my dad made more after he retired I think it was how does that how does that work?
How does that work? I think at least that's what he told me how they could be lying to me to be gassing me up. I
Mean, I think that's deserved
I mean, I look and we can get into the politics of whether pensions make sense or not, but I think that
You know where our populations are getting younger. We uh, we don't have um
We don't we don't really have the money to figure this out
Even artists will not reach 60. What are you talking about? What? What? What?
Any update on a main channel video this month?
Um, that's a great question. Uh, so the video was first come up this month
I actually like three weeks ago and the sponsor pulled out. It's an hour and 20 minute long video wacky weekend
with me and Chris
And the video cost me like $20,000 to make so I I can't afford to upload it without a sponsor
So I will be uploading it the start of next month
So we'll have it next month
Yes, yeah, look, I mean I I
I wanted to make a really cool video and it cost a lot of money.
This is by far the most expensive video ever I've made, but I think it'll be worth it.
So that'll be up next month.
And then I'm trying to make it so that we get a video at least one month on CWA.
But you know, it's hard because sponsors don't always exist.
My last video I uploaded without a sponsor, which is fine.
But, you know, it's kind of, it's been, I've been, that's why my folks are not streaming.
I also just like streaming while they're also in the chat.
I've talked about this a lot, but the post-production process of making videos is mind-numbing for
me.
I don't really like doing post-production much.
I used to really enjoy it, but as I've gotten more into live content, I've come
to appreciate the live aspect of it more.
And so having to kind of like script and to grab a story, post video is quite taxing.
And I mean the editor is not a lot of editors are not very good at making very good like
stories, right?
They're good at editing down a video and keeping in like the core.
A lot of the times what makes a really like good YouTube video is having someone who's
Kind of like at the helm steering the ship making sure the video and the story and all the beats of the thing makes sense
Like a lot of work goes into making it so that like you feel like you've watched 20 minutes and it's been an hour
and
So that's you know, it's really tough producer. It's hard man produces a producing's a very hard job
God I got like a lattice leaf stuck in my mouth
Loving the deep story games
Yeah, you know again like with the um with the second channel as well with the streams like we play games and you know sometimes
You know even like a fear and hunger video that's 12 hours, you know
I'll get a version that's like two hours long and then I'll have to like
Direct the editors on how to you know move this thing around and that takes a long time
And also it's like very mentally taxing
like
You have to be so locked in
Yeah, it's tough. It's very tough. That's why I lost streamers don't do YouTube because YouTube is very difficult
You can you can't you know sure if you're like 10s at Valorant
I don't know if he's YouTube you know sometimes you're you just the goats that you don't need a great storyteller
And that your videos will just do well because you're the goat you want to watch what the goat looks like
But a lot of the times when you're me and I'm the goat of nothing
A lot of hard work goes into like making a very ordinary play through kind of interesting,
right?
YouTube's second job.
Hey, Plankro.
Speaking of YouTubers who's the go to that, this is Plankro.
He's the go to that too.
All the streams that appreciate this.
I actually spoke with Eric about this when we were in America.
It is very hard to do YouTube well, which is why most streamers stream and don't
to YouTube.
Um, uh, Void Stranger with the District of Storytel must have been the same challenge.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, I assume you want to, like, I really have been enjoying the playing a very interesting
game or very complex game and then kind of, uh, letting you live that journey through me,
but with the story, like, kind of explained in a very approachable way because a lot
of these games of stories, they're amazing, but very unfriendly to pick up.
very like unforgiving to get into and it takes an awful lot of work to tell that
but they have the games amazing and you should play yourself as well I got a
couple videos that I'm gonna play as well video game sorry that I'm gonna
play that are gonna be refund story videos I think feared hunger obviously
is a great example of that but hey making use of these is tough man otherwise
everyone would do it and be successful right
Terraria Calamity dude this game is just stressful. I need the PhD in that one. I
Needed a PhD in Terraria to even get like halfway through that game
How do I do this UN? Yeah, there's a lot of stuff. Love stuff
And then yeah, like fucking in Pyrocynical just a blooded in eight-hour video
dogwood
eight hours
You know, I because when he asked me to record a bunch of the voice lines for it I
I, um, it took me like hours to do them all. There's so many. And I was like, man, am I like 90%
of this goddamn video? And the video came out and I'm like, I'm like 1% of it. I was like, holy
shit. This is so long. What's the background sound as the game? I can't let the factory noises.
YouTube videos are getting so long. Uh, yeah, I mean, that's the meta right now,
the measure if you will of YouTube. Have you not noticed that when you go to sleep chat,
or when you're about to go to sleep, YouTube will recommend you longer videos.
So pay attention to the videos that it recommends you when you wake up
and then watch the videos that it recommends in your room, like near going to bed.
People typically watch longer videos as they're going to bed or to fall asleep to.
I'm sure a hands up, if you do this, I do this. I fall asleep to YouTube videos.
So I don't know why. It's kind of like a thing that I do. It's a bad habit that I have.
I recognize that it's probably not a good thing.
I can definitely sleep without it.
Guys, I promise, I sleep without it.
But something about listening to a guy
talking about like a disaster that happened in the 1800s
and walking me through it,
I'll fall asleep five minutes in,
but it's a great five minutes, and help me fall asleep.
And that's why YouTube typically,
and if YouTube recognizes that you watch longer videos
as you're about to go to sleep,
it will start recommending you very long videos
you go to bed. Maybe just check this out tonight. You know, maybe you'll see it for you. A lot
of lore videos get recommended as you're about to go to bed. So, yeah, check it out. It's interesting.
You can't sleep without noise. Yeah, there's a lot of interesting things. My Vods, thank you.
I think I scream a little too much for it to be kid falling sleep content.
Yeah, my voice is too loud, I think too.
Videos where you only speak Welsh.
True.
At least scream less.
I didn't scream that much.
Um, what else?
But yeah, there's a lot of interesting things about YouTube and making interviews is tough.
It takes a long time.
I don't remember how we got onto this topic.
But we got there.
My bad.
My voice is calming.
It helps you sleep.
Oh, that's very kind of you.
Is that people who are watching my VODs,
are they just falling asleep?
Is that all they're doing with them?
Does my VODs get a concerning amount of views?
Like it doesn't make sense to me.
Yes, okay, this, okay.
Well, look, I won't complain guys
because you guys are paying the bills, but...
You know, that is kind of...
That is interesting to me.
Just like, yeah, what is this?
Like the fear and hunger video, the VOD, the eight hour VOD,
the fear and hunger VOD from six days ago
has 200,000 views.
That is crazy.
That is an eight hour VOD.
The Borderlands VOD of me and Mouse, two weeks ago.
12 hour long VOD.
It has 140,000 views.
That's crazy.
It's great content.
Oh, thank you.
Okay, let's see.
I appreciate that some of you are watching this.
Not asleep with a goddamn wheel.
Listen to my strengths.
It is.
Drawing the devils in the back too.
Okay, thank you. Okay. Hey, I'm glad my thoughts keep you guys company, right? Alright, I'm glad I'm glad. Hey, look, is I like that when the streams over the good times don't stop. Alright, we get to keep watching background noise. I'm the best background noise on to it. TV. Nobody's better background noise than me.
I'm the best fifth monitor content on this damn platform. Oh jeez
What do I miss?
Vol and Matei, I rewatch your Vod about Validek. That's funny
You are main monitor content to me. It's so sweet of you to say
Best white noise ever. I'll take it the twitch con the shit nah, I didn't go I was too busy God gaming
I was too busy gaming away.
Your main content for sure, I don't mind.
I don't mind being secondary monster content, Shad.
I'm okay with that.
Good move.
Best white man noise ever, okay.
You don't have to add the white man noise.
What?
What?
You fell asleep once to your vods.
I was driving.
That's 15 seconds of sleep, my- Jesus Christ.
Please don't drive and fall asleep.
generally frowned upon. Don't do that. You only use turrets to watch me. Thank you very much. I
appreciate that. Um, average CTO VA intro. The average CTO VA intro does not fall asleep at the
wheel of chat. Okay. Is that why my views have been going down lately? Okay. Oh, geez. You
can't even drive. Okay. Well, I mean, that's fine. Not everyone has to drive. You could live
in a place where driving is completely unnecessary. We crash in while you do. Now,
Oh, we are being the shit. Yes. We are being our release more detail soon
But it will be fun. It'll be a fun time. Oh
Shit, I emailed the RV company. I don't think they ever replied to me
I don't reply to me, huh?
Hmm
Breaking bad around you didn't break in bad. No RV stream without RV
I emailed this some of the companies last time in there. Yes, they've been slow. They've been slow
Lord of cocaine. Yeah guys in masses chat is less than three minutes
Don't forget to raise the timer. No, we at RV twitchy mode. We do have a trucker. You a you have that you have the trucker
the RV trucker sub-badge you have that. Okay, fan, you miss the trucker, chid?
No, this has been for a while here. You're patient. Thank you. I've always wanted to
be described as patient. Fine, kind of. Okay, I have so too. Where's the RVs to admit to?
Page Shatter for sure. You know what I'm constantly impressed by? That the
The mouse has anything to talk about
after being alive for 22 days straight.
I go live two days in a row and then I'm like,
yep, so yep, was live all day yesterday.
And back again.
Nothing really happened.
No stories though.
I got no stories to tell chat.
I'm boring, okay?
This morning I went to go and get some coffee beans.
That's what I did.
That's my day.
I had a meeting and then I got coffee beans.
That's all I did because I ran out of coffee beans.
And there's nothing interesting about that.
I go in there, I ask the Japanese guy,
I'm like, hey, I want the same coffee blend
that you gave me last time.
It was fucking godlike, give me another 500 grams.
And that's it, that's my day.
What kind of beans?
They are from Panama, as it says on the bag.
And he roasts them.
But, sure, look at this fancy guy.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry, I buy coffee beans.
How's it gonna be fancy?
I'm sorry, I wanna support a local business.
The guy has coffee, he has like 30 unroasted
different coffee beans and you just ask for one
and then he roasts them and gives you it.
How's that fancy?
You get a Puerto Rican blend.
Actually, do they grow coffee in Puerto Rico?
I've never heard of Puerto Rican coffee beans.
Yeah, it's cheaper than buying coffee.
Panama mentioned, do I have any viewers from Panama?
I was wondering that.
Yep. Yes, but it's not that good. I am. Oh, okay. I
Don't know. It doesn't exist. Yes. I can hook you up. Oh, yeah
Dude, you know what I was when I like first started YouTube
Because I always wanted to like make friends online. That was how I always want
I always thought you know, I'm from a very small town originally and everyone thinks the same and talks the same
It has the same interests. I was just fine. You know, I think everyone is everyone's really lovely from where I'm from
But I was one of the make friends online because I always thought like the whole world was so cool
And just making friends from like America
I love making friends with Americans and Indians and like anywhere in the world really I just thought it was cool to make friends online
And then when I started doing YouTube and you know people were like
Messaging me a bunch. I was like, oh, well, this is fucking sick. And then you know, this is like 2014 2015. I
I
Had I was like man, I want to like travel the world and just be like hey, man
And I got any viewers here.
Hey, can you show me around?
But then as I got older and I got more scared
and I was like, yeah, that's kind of a,
maybe not a good idea to do that.
But I thought that would be high to do.
Like speed, I don't know, speed,
I don't think speed is as viewers.
I think he has like pictures
and then like trusted people, right?
I would love to, his Southeast Asia streams look amazing.
I would love to do Southeast Asia streams.
That'd be so fun.
kidnapping of CWA it would be.
The Kailei 10s coaching stream, Valorant would be great.
I should hit them up.
You have a contact for New York or India.
I have a lot of friends in New York.
New York could be fun.
I'd want to just go around with the most New Yorker man
in existence.
Like a guy that just screams at everyone with a thick accent.
That's what I would want that stream to be.
And then the kind of guy that takes you to a restaurant
Ask what you want and then it immediately tells you to shut the fuck up
Don't ever ask that and orders for you
Slap I guess this is your slat. Yeah
You guys have those friends the ones who are like, hey, what do you want to order? Oh, yeah, that's good
Actually, no, don't get that get them again what I told you get
like, okay
all right
When when we were when I was in Japan, I
We went to a restaurant and he's just like order for me. I was like, oh fuck I
I ordered a bunch of shit and then I immediately figured out he just liked this one thing so
I kept ordering and he kept eating it and I was like this is great.
Yeah, this is so easy.
Everyone loves fried chicken.
Trying every coffee bit.
I did do that.
I did do that.
I received a gift from Iron Mouse.
Fuck off.
Did you get my gift?
What is this?
Did you get my gift?
Why?
Is that why you're gone so long?
No.
Huh?
No.
What is this, huh?
It's this game that you could play for charity.
I can decline the gift.
Listen, I was gonna play with you.
It was a sub goal for us to play together,
but it's not multiplayer yet.
Until like soon, but not yet.
It's yes.
When is it?
I don't know when, but somebody in chat told me that they were going to roll out multiplayer like slowly in October.
Okay, well let's get into the factory for now.
You're not going to decline, right?
I didn't decline.
I didn't decline.
Invite me.
Okay, okay, let me start again.
I wonder how I can join your tutorial, I think.
You can?
Yeah, I think you say new game. Oh, I think there's four worlds. I think you pick the easiest one
Easiest one oh, okay
I've got in the Funko pop game guys. I bought it for him
Okay, I think I figured it out IDK why the twitches glitch car me
I'm in too much pain to go to my computer to sub, but question. I wish to be a vtuber whether successful or not
I wish to be 169% but I'd be heavily budgeted
New tips for-
You hear the sound in his voice that Uncle Fok came here, I'm so excited
Ah yes, a tip for budgeting vtubers
Well, my advice, my first advice will be
You don't have to buy a model right away. You can use a free model until you can take up your model on your own.
Thank you for the don't know.
Are you in?
And I hope I wish you luck on your recubar journey.
Ah, I just started the game now.
Mmm, mmm.
Greetings pioneers.
Okay, okay.
The audience is so loud.
Really? It's chill play.
Not chill for me.
This is the music. It's really loud.
What the hell are you doing? Is it my crazy?
It is. It's me.
Oh! Oh my god, why is my mouse so weird?
What?
Huh?
What do you mean?
My mouse!
I never heard someone have difficulty with a mouse before.
Okay, so go when you go to new game and then it'll be like grass field and session and
go to multiplayer settings.
Session type steam and then session visibility open to frames.
Open to frame.
Oh no, apply, okay.
Then apply, and then I just type in the name,
and then just click start game, and then I think I can join you.
Call friend, and then click the name.
Wait, hold on, I can't have the time.
Okay, sure, sure, sure.
Come on, mate, you always have difficulty.
What the fuck am I?
What the fuck?
There's no difficulty here.
No difficulty.
If I have years not to buy this game until payday, I'll let you know if it's any good.
I'll let you know.
It's choking possible for this game.
Surely not, but I'll find a way.
Well?
I don't think we're medicine.
Wait, which one are we going to do?
The grass fields.
Oh, the grass fields.
Why not the rocky desert?
It's all one big map.
We're just starting with the more ideal location.
Okay, what should we name our session name?
Whatever you want to name it.
Cat, what should we name our session names?
You turn?
Radland!
Alright, you turn the planet into an Amazon warehouse.
Joel.
Aw, can't wait.
I say.
Do I have to change the advanced game settings or no?
No, no, no.
So do I put it start?
Mm-hmm, yep.
Confirm?
No.
Then I think I can join you, maybe?
Yep, and then I think I can join you.
you are you online or are you appearing online?
welcome back iron mouse
separation from main transport complete
group 8, you're welcome to calisthian region
all pioneers functional, initiating dispersion
attention pioneer, i am aida
your personal instants of the artificial directory in assistant
welcome to the exciting co-brainer save the day program
A fix-it pioneer has three core assignments, construct, all pioneers must follow fix-it guidelines and instructions when constructing any building.
Automate-during the pioneer is responsible for sorting out and managing smart parts of OS and power infrastructure.
Explore and exploit-fix-it's selective plans are met with resources suitable for better use or further investigation.
What just...
I'm not my mother, are you?
What's wrong with you?
And that is why the world is counting on pioneers like you.
What the...
To fix it.
Short-term solutions to long-term problems.
What the...
Initiating Planetfall.
Atmospheric entry in 3...
2...
1...
Beginning arrow assist.
Planetfall complete.
Drop pod integrity nominal.
On the situational exploration suit nominal,
Pioneer, accessible.
Congratulations, you were the first in your region to survive Planetfall.
Welcome to Massage 2, AB-
Oh yeah, might be. I don't know how to say some more, but...
The mark is so cool.
Loading objective-based introduction.
Begin now, A-
First contact safety tools supplied due to presence of alien megafauna.
Adhere to fix it procedure and equip the fix of the insinuity zapper
before leaving the drop zone.
Uh, try.
Well, just landed on alien planet, establishing base of operation in grass fields.
Invite to game.
Oh, I got it.
Perfect.
I thought I had to do something to the ship.
Yeah, we put it to do a bunch of starting tasks, Emily.
Oh wait, I need to take my medicine really quick.
What the fuck is that?
Alright, I'm drowning.
Stop the game.
Okay, well let me see, let me see, let me see, how did that bat?
You're calling?
You're calling?
Oh, I'm calling.
Okay, am I dropping in?
Oh, that's cool.
Oh, I'm here.
Ready.
Oh, I gotta come over to you.
I can pick up leaves on the way.
Oh, no, I gotta come to the pod, so I'll just come to the pod.
Oh, these fucking, like, rat birds are so creepy.
What the fuck?
What is- I went near the stinky place.
I took- I took damage.
Next objective.
Dismantle the drop pod.
Fix it incorporated as cost-effective and efficient.
We do not waste.
The drug pod will be recycled to construct the first stage of the habitat in Utility Base, often referred to as the home.
I'm playing this game right now, have fun!
Get her, see if it works with a donut! Oh my god!
I'm pelaging everything on my way.
What do you mean?
I found you, I found you.
What's that?
A POD?
You dismantled our pod, yeah.
After them dismantle, there you go, dismantled it.
Next objective. Use the resource scanner to find and collect additional iron to be able to build the hub.
If you cannot find iron, being sure the scans of the planet have revealed sufficient iron sources.
Oh wow, that's neat.
Whoa, barrel, no. Barrel, no.
Why are you taking the nuts?
Potential edible collected, eating it and surviving does not count as a valid field test and does not generate enough data to fix it.
That's so nice, not to worry about what stuff there is.
Ooh, okay!
Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!
Suggesting it is herbivorous, and a thickly-plated skull is found, suggesting it is proficient at inflicting and receiving blood-forced trauma.
Preserve the remains for a later study.
What's your list of remains?
Well, now I have to open the build menu...
...to install a hub.
Whoa, whoa, this thing is huge.
Are you putting the hub down?
I can.
Dude, this is crazy big-
You wanna put it down next to that thing over-
Did you think there's a good spot?
Why not?
I think so.
Foundation built, the hub terminal and crafting bench are only the humble beginnings of a
successful fix-it pioneer, but essential for the next steps of onboarding.
Once finished, the hub will function as your base of operations.
Next objective, complete hub upgrade one.
I really need to take my medicine.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, don't do too much with Almyn.
I won't, I won't. I'm just gonna see what we have to do next.
I'm gonna be supervising you right now.
Supervising me?
Yes, I'm supervising you.
Why?
Because you're gonna start building and doing all this crazy freaky shit with Almyn.
That's not true.
Tenors, thank you so much for the incredible donor. Thank you so, so much.
much it's so funny I look at my look at my friends list there's one two three
four five there's like six people playing this game right now I must forgive
dude you made great manager just my car my car managing everything I'm doing
huh this game is taking over my life someone's
I'm making rods.
Yes, that's what I'm doing.
Base?
I can just hold space, okay.
I'm making a lot of iron ingots.
A lot of iron ingots.
Okay, so I can upgrade this now, I guess?
Okay, well I can upgrade this now I guess.
I can upgrade this.
Let's upgrade it.
I put the 10.
I can't believe it's on this.
Oh wow, it's upgraded, look at that.
Hub upgrade one, storage and frame completed.
Equipment like the portable miner can now be made in the workshop.
Congratulations on completing your first milestone, the first of many providing access to new
recipes and technologies for the fixed admission.
How about grade 2, power and shell, complete?
The smelter can turn raw ore such as copper and iron into ingots, and the biomass burner
generates power when fueled.
Fun fact, most of the native flora and the fauna is compatible with Fixit technology.
Fueling the biomass for your inglorious materials will result in deductions or even cancellation
of your yearly bonus.
Next objective, complete at number 3.
I literally, I've just only built a TF4 civilization, that's all I've done.
What the fuck?
That's all I've done.
I'm not, I just, I'm literally just upgrading the base.
I've literally only built four nuclear reactors.
It's just the tutorial, it's just the tutorial.
Just stay in the mines, Connor, you yearn.
I don't yearn, this is not what I yearn for, Chad.
Autosave starting.
Why is that an anonymous countdown?
It's like, you will be stuck in this loop.
I'm gonna need to bring that resource back.
No.
Oh, so it wants me to get wood? Oh, copper? Is that right?
You're on the copper!
No, no!
I'm just looking!
Hmm, looks like I can use trees to buy a mask.
Did you lose health?
Oh, shit, my bad.
Stop yourself now!
Do you want me to go mine copper?
So what do you mean to do?
Maybe I'm just mining iron
You can literally watch my stream I'm mining iron
low-tier mouse
What's this there power line? Oh, that's fun
Unconstruct yourself now!
I'm gonna get out of this man.
Ding, ding, ding.
Ding, ding, ding.
Are you ready, man?
Wow. Wow, get over here.
No!
Oh, yeah, you're all wrong.
No, I think I decided that.
You were great.
Did you kill yourself?
I respawned.
Yeah, I respawned. Now I'm at the place.
Oh, okay.
Well, here's your stuff.
Here's my stuff.
It's right here. Where are you going?
Let me kill you.
No!
Let me kill you!
No!
Get your stuff!
Well, I'm gonna take it.
I'm taking it right now if you don't mind.
No!
Alright, so we're gonna go and get, uh,
to upgrade our hob,
which we need some copper for.
Where's the copper?
There's the little ping where it is.
What's over here?
Whoa!
Oh, there's another one of those hogs
on low health.
I'll get him.
Nice, good job. I think we need a decent amount of copper.
I did get a 7 guys.
Build a portable liner. I want to.
I guess we can get back now with this copper.
I'll pick up all the branches on the way as well.
He has balls.
Yeah, that is weird.
Put my brace on.
Alright, go ahead.
Don't do anything.
I'm literally just mining copper.
I'm smelting copper ingots.
I'm gonna smelt.
I don't know how much I need because we got this thing back here which is deep per minute.
So if you click on the portable computer thing behind me, it tells you what we need to upgrade our place.
Well, it's hub 3 upgrade.
Oh, hub 3 upgrade.
Constructor?
How many ingots do we need?
Iron?
Our constructor?
Yeah, maybe that too, I think.
20 iron.
How many rods?
20 iron plates.
20 rods.
And 20 copper wire.
Okay, I think I got it.
Again.
Oh, I need the sheets. I didn't build the sheets.
The 20 sheets? Wow, these are expensive.
What's a man gotta do to get around these parts, huh?
Get a sheet around these parts.
Chat, let me tell you all the story of how I match gifted subs for every five gifted for the next five minutes.
There has to be a fast away. There has to be a fast away, chat.
Thank you, Skype for the don't know. I mean, I'm better away. Select the recipe.
Wait, what have you crafted so far?
Lock them all up, just a quick.
The mounts look great, I think. Oh yeah, they're gonna bring screws and stuff and concrete.
The constructor can produce simple parts and power poles allow for the expansion of the power grid.
When you make the inevitable mistake, Fixit's dismantling feature is designed to salvage all resources used during construction,
in line with our zero-waste policy.
We understand that Fixit pioneers are only human and thus prone to error.
Next objective complete hub upgrade for
Oh, we can make a we can make it an equipment workshop. Oh, wow. Look at this thing. It'll give us a conveyor belt
What thing
This thing was that
Is the equipment workshop?
Yeah, I believe sir
Instructor
There you can.
Barg on your back?
Never, isn't it?
You can wire in two sheets?
Roller, metal, blaster...
Reinforced iron?
What is that?
I need concrete for that.
Guys, they can't let me get this up!
Wiring in this game is hell, I believe it.
I'm trying to make it so that we can get some automation
and I think to do it we need to build like a...
like a automating machine thing as you can tell I know all the words
hold up a second what's up how you do that
hold down T
alright guys an accident an accident why why do you lash out what the heck why
I'm just kidding I won't hit you I won't hit you
what did I do we're born a man
What the fuck?
Look at the toilet.
Oh yeah?
Yeah, I can flush down the toilet.
Oh nice.
Come, I gotta put you in there.
What?
Why, hey, I'm trying to build stuff for us here.
What are you building?
Day 24, let's go.
There's a couple of this, which builds a construction.
Okay, good.
I took my medicine, so I'm really Medicaid right now.
So you can build, and I'll gather anything you want me to gather.
I don't know how you can just drop it out of the pad.
Just like drag it out.
How do I hook this out?
Oh man.
Reduction buildings like this can structure.
Let me function with it.
Now it's off to the power line.
Not this can be.
I need iron.
I need iron.
There was also a chest in the vase.
Oh man.
And if you press V, you can like search for what you need, so you can like,
and it'll keep, and you can press V and it'll ping for it.
I'll put all the iron in there.
Oh.
No doubt if the electrical wiring, I'm sure that's gonna be fun.
I just throw everything.
We can make.
So we're gonna like, fucking optimize our life.
I don't know, I don't need a lot.
But if you go to like a new iron side, I guess like, it has the bigger rock which gives you more.
I don't know, I don't know, I think it's quicker to just grab a new plastic.
I'm not entirely sure what to do with it.
What are you doing here for this?
I need a- What is that? What is that material?
The room?
Oh, we need to make a pop- Did you make a power pole?
Uh, it's what I'm trying to make right now.
We need concrete- I need limestone. Can you get limestone?
What do you mean? How do I look for limestone?
So hold down V, and then like, hang, like, let it right go.
Oh, I- Okay, I'll go with it.
They're so close.
I'm on my way.
I'm gonna grab some too.
You don't need a power pole yet. I wanna connect it.
I think we're learning chat. We're learning.
This is interesting so far though.
I just have no idea.
I'm just gonna get 60 and come back.
The limestones.
Ooh, nice.
Let's make it into concrete.
How do we make it? To the bench?
Uh, yep.
You go to the bench.
Oh, here it is.
I'm gonna make a bunch and there's a chest behind the computer as well that you can use.
There's a whole gas in this chest, isn't it?
Wait, this world works better than that.
Okay, nice. You can put it in this chest here.
Thank you so much. I'll take that for you.
And then I can make some power lines, maybe, I think.
I need wires, and you take that.
Okay.
I need more iron.
Oh, I'll get it.
Yeah, so I have this pouch all here.
I'll go to another iron safe.
Oh.
I'm so happy to see you playing this game. I've lost like 40 hours of my life to it in the last week.
Oh?
What, what, what, what?
Wait, what happened?
Uh, they pushed me off a canyon and they fell over now.
I don't know how much stuff I had on me.
Yeah?
yep well that's not good is it maybe I shouldn't go back and do it that what do
you think I'm sorry I don't have a equipment workshop do I chat I want
that right oh you died kind of miss the AI woman
yacka there should be a lot now she doesn't yet go whoa this is where you
fell down yeah oh I see oh my god is all your
I am down there?
Yeah, but I'll hold them one.
Wait, where is it?
It's in the dustbin.
Oh my god!
Potential addable collected.
If consumed before authorized is compatible with the human digested system by fixing it,
the consumer is responsible for any of our consequences.
Store this potential resource for later use.
What kind of stuff?
You only have four eyes.
I think we had more than that.
I'm going back home.
Oh my god.
What the fuck is happening here?
What the fuck are these things?
What?
Yeah, I'm getting fucking jumped.
Oh, there's too many of them.
What is it?
Oh, I'm gonna fucking burning them.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna throw something away.
I mean...
Okay, I'm gonna throw some stuff.
Eat the berries.
Eat the berries.
Chat, I have matched 200 subs this fine evening.
I love you all.
You so much.
I thank you and thank you for the door and thank you for today.
Oh my god.
Did I give my weapon out yet?
Fuck.
Fuck, I want to give my fucking weapon out.
What is it?
Can you help?
Uh, I just want to try and get back.
I just want to hang on.
What's wrong?
What are you doing over there?
Uh, cleaning my clothes.
Oh, well I get a big head.
So I've been told.
But it's not, it's just yours!
I think it's worth going to get the subs!
Okay, I found the way out. Oh my lord.
I went all the way to your corpse to get four iron ore.
I want the best iron ore you've ever seen in your life.
Are you... did you get any more?
Yeah.
How much more?
I put in the checks.
Uh, I can't wait to see it.
So this thing is a constructor, it'll do things.
You hit me? What's that? What did I hit myself?
I didn't hit you.
What the fuck? Oh, I was wondering if you were my friend.
It's weird thoughts.
If you were a mage or witch, would that make you the cast Iron Mouse?
Yeah.
Oh, no, I said this makes concrete balls.
Oh, that's nice.
That's one lesson to worry about.
Damn.
But oh wow, you got a lot.
You're welcome.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I had the slug thing and I don't know what that is.
Look what I look!
Haha, what do you think?
Yeah!
Damn! Look, so this is the... I don't... okay, let me explain what I've done.
Or you can help out.
I know this thing.
What the fuck is that?
Ah, it's... it remains.
So this is the constructor that will automatically build stuff for us.
I have to connect it.
But notably, they do not have a traditional mouth or eyes.
There are, however, numerous cavities on their head which could fulfill a similar function.
Preserve the remains for a later study.
So, this thing, I had to build this power pole, and then I connected it to our base.
And then this powers it, and it makes concrete automatically realize having a whole, like, space.
Ooh!
Doesn't that cool?
But it can make anything. It can make anything!
Oh my God! Anything!
Yeah, so I just need more materials right now, I think.
Maybe like some copper, maybe?
I'll go get it.
Alright, then I'll let it numb.
Oh, you can use tap space? Oh my god, and we'll use tap space.
What? What?
You need to connect storage to it.
Oh, okay. Um, I don't know how to build storage.
I'll figure that problem out, probably.
Oh, we need more iron, actually.
What's that noise?
I don't know, what is that noise?
Weird ringing noise. Is it the rock?
Blame the rock, Jots!
What happened to Brian and Val?
Nah, let me play this game.
Ah.
Oh, what is it?
Did we get like jet packs or some shit later? I don't know.
I wish I could climb it.
Portal Miners? Dude, I want a Portal Miner so bad chat.
You know, I've never wanted anything more in my life than a Portal Miner.
Wait, how do I- Okay, let me try, okay.
Maybe I can build one in a different workshop. Is this where it is, probably?
It's a rock.
The creature on the rock and it's blowing and it's making pretty noises.
That's cool.
I'll go get coffee.
Okay, build us an equipment workshop.
Portable miner!
Ooh, our automation sounds pretty good to me, chat.
Ooh, I like automation!
Here, another one.
So do I just tell it where to go?
Whoa, it's just 20 iron ore a minute.
Wait, that's sick.
Aw, dude.
Now, I still gotta do this thing. This thing's crazy.
We can build automatic mining things.
So we don't have to do the peasant manual labor me, too
Yeah
Okay, how long you the I give you the materials then
Like those and then go here and then there'll be portable miner
Yeah, and then what you want to do is is you want to keep got it
You want to put it in your see you want to first tab and then put it in your like to take it and then put it in
Your hand
Then you can hold it. Oh, you're spanked too!
Then you go to the rock so like maybe you want to find a copper area like what's the closest one we have?
Or you can put it on this one. Oh, yeah, we do this one too.
This one. This iron here.
Where are we going?
Okay, you run away from me.
Yeah, you can get a copper area. Get a copper area and put it down.
Oh, copper area.
Yeah, this is okay my brain likey my brain likey chat
My brain likey
You can put an input number in the same node if they fit. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, it's crazy how fast
Yeah, just perform one of them. Oh, this is some nice optimization. They're already making so much. Oh my god
Holy fuck, I can't make, I can't automatically smelt, but maybe that's what this thing's for.
Fire Mars Barna, but that's powering everything.
Wow.
Oh, I see, oh, so we can, oh, oh.
That's rather than the poop hot?
Yeah, smelter.
Oh, could I like feed it into this?
I chopped down this tree chair to make room for this.
Hurry.
I put the copper in the bin, in the, in the...
Eventually you can.
You did? Okay, nice.
Sorry
Okay, I think we need to build more of them. Yeah more copper
Yeah, I think we do
All right, I'll make a coffee while I smell this iron bars chat. Give me a sec
She'll only let me go grab all the other iron. I have four of them here
Yeah, I'm building a bunch of iron
75 Iron Plates
He's like this looks like a game you'd like and he's all in now. He's all in now!
How you building Iron Mouth?
Look! Witness the magic-
He's smoking now?
He's smelting.
Oh, he's a smelting all right. He's a smelting.
Found a blue power sword.
No, I ran out of space.
The coffee isn't done yet. I feel like now I was just gonna run out of space.
Lots of math. I'm excited for that
Why is it easy to make sorry I'm hogging the vent right now
So we have a constructor that will automatically construct stuff it won't make the bars, but it'll make like the parts
I don't know if you've seen that
It's really done here
Oh, you can build another bench. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
You should build another bench.
Okay, so we got this thing here which will build like things if you like tell it.
Like you can tell it like, hey make a bunch of plates, George make it do now.
But then it uses power. We have to constantly feed this hungry generator.
Speaking of which...
Are you thinking of the Slug's form?
Yeah, it's a power slug.
Oh, wait, let's see how long it lasts.
We see how long it lasts?
No, chat's there.
Okay, I thought I was screaming last.
What the heck were you putting in the generator?
I'm gonna guess wood.
Oh, wood!
Wood, surely it works.
Look, he's leaving.
Oh, you already put leaves in there.
Okay, what do you need?
Oh, we need it.
We're not eating the fucking slug.
Oh, I got it.
That's all that's all rare ultra diamond power slog. What the heck? My God, why is it always eating with you?
I am
Fair enough. Okay, so I think if I when you press Q it opens a building menu
All right, yes, I agree
I built a smelter
I feel like this was safe
Why are you and I using it?
Oh, it's copper ore.
Oh, okay.
Which is after me.
Copper ingots.
Okay, oh, perfect.
So, can I really explain what's happened so far then?
Yeah, sure.
Okay, okay, so this is the power pole.
It can connect them to four things to our power.
The power comes from this thing in the back here.
This biomass burner, the leaves that we put in it.
Then that connects and powers these two things.
This is the smelter, that smelts the barns.
And this is the constructor which will make things.
Got it?
Okay.
And then now we want to just use that to upgrade our facilities.
We can do that easier because we have a lot more to do.
I've nearly got enough.
Let's try.
Upgrade?
Yeah, we got enough.
Yeah, we need 13 wires.
And we got everything else
And you can put it in the hub behind you
We gotta turn it into cable
Uh, yep, yep, you have turned cable
Which you can do right there as well
This is fun
Organization is fun
Seven of twenty
Oh, we need two of our
Need more?
Yeah
I'll put all the cable you've got in
And if you need I can make more as well
Oh, is that it?
Oh, wait, I wanna see the upgrade happen
Oh.
Oh.
Hub upgrade 4, landing platform and utilities completed.
Oh, yeah, platform at the top.
Conveyor belts connect the output of one building to the input of another and transport resources.
Oh.
Dilt of past incidents might have been asked to issue a clarification.
I've been looking.
Portable miners, obviously, do not have a connection for conveyor belts.
There is nothing to suggest visually or functionally that they can be connected to portable miners.
If this is something you struggle with do not worry fix it has alternative uses for all their pioneers
I'm gonna look at it
Complete hub upgrade
Oh
Wow look at that
Look at the air belt!
See that?
Damn so that can be automated
Oh that's so cool
Wait that's so sick
Wait that's so awesome
And it moves us
Oh god!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
alright
ummm
I'm gonna make more mining bot so we can get more copper
oh but I got all my iron in here
I'm gonna take some of that
oh yeah
grab all that
put it in this mouth
all that iron
for making
I'm gonna
get a bunch of
affordable miners
and take them to the copper place
here
check the next milestone
it's amazing
oh yeah
storage container
we get the big miner
ohhhhh
3 plus inventory slot
inventory slots where we can make all of this. This is really easy for us to make.
75 rods, iron rods, 50 tables, and 20 concrete.
Okay, I'm going to go to the copper and put the thing down.
We went further than Zen.
I mean, what professional builders would you expect?
I'll make iron plates to make iron rods.
Uh, how much concrete do you have, by the way?
I got more than enough for the upgrade.
Wait, concrete?
What the hell concrete don't?
I am pleased.
Can I get more?
I used to think we were good on concrete.
What?
We're good on concrete, I think.
Oh, no.
I feel bored. I feel two minus on top of each other. I literally cannot.
Crescent's unclear.
Made 75 iron in ice.
Floyd, you'll never get on concrete. I mean, for now we are.
That doesn't let me mean he's mental.
We're doing it.
We'll pick up Monday.
I've got an ungodly amount of copper already.
Wow, that's fast. That's so much faster than building it, like, getting it ourselves.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm. I just got like 300. Dude. Optimization! How can I put it more than 100, Sharp?
It was just about a more than 100. I thought it was using it, that's why I didn't...
Oh look, I imprints the copper and makes it immediately in the wire!
Shoot, it's sitting there!
Bring the smelter when you're done.
Smelter?
No, you need to attach inventory
For that one, yeah, we could just build another one to what do you want to build?
Iron I've got a lot
Oh
We do yeah, let's do the wife first. It's gonna take a while. I think we could just make another one
First of all, okay, let's make another crafting bench.
I feel like we need that.
Okay, I need rods.
Okay.
Let's make another crafting bench.
It's good here.
I don't know why the chair's here, but let's just go with here.
And then let's build another...
...small turn constructor, I guess.
I think wire.
Aw, this is all...
Oh my God, this is all infinitely expensive.
How much iron are we...
Oh...
Do you have all the wire?
How much do you got?
And then to wire, I'm gonna put it in the machine.
20.
Oh, nice.
But then on the concrete, we need 30 more wires and 50 more iron poles.
Oh, whatever.
You take my cup, I'll put it down.
Is there a way to... oh, these miners are full.
Of course, everybody can, like, grab all of it without an air-pane each time you eat this wood.
Yeah, you press it once and it'll just go crazy.
Okay, we need 20 more wires. Do you have those?
I need more wires.
Uh, sorry. Tables, do you have the cables?
Oh, you put them all in the thing?
Yeah.
Okay, we need more then.
It's fine. We can make more.
I've got enough.
I've got enough. It's sixteen.
Okay, I think I have enough for sixteen. I do have enough for sixteen. I need myself.
Why?
Why are we making this factory on this planet?
Full of life.
We what because we were greedy capitalist pigs and we want to extract all
the value of the class. So was that were you confused about that?
What it means to a human?
Which? Oh um
Is this what it means?
Making over planning?
Destroying wildlife with machines?
We're just prepping for our kids future.
This is what the children are gonna have to do.
Is this what we have to look forward to?
3 more, they're all...
Uh, isn't this the one joy of humanity? Okay, we have enough to upgrade our base.
Okay.
I'll press the button when you're ready, alright?
Alright, watch this time, here's some back, here's some back.
You won't see from the inside.
Ready?
Boom.
What's that?
Oh, the shit, I've got it.
And the energy demand of your production may exceed the capacity of your production.
The onboarding program was established because fix-it pioneers often experience memory issues after protocol.
If you are experiencing nosebleeds, nausea, existentialism, or itchy scalp, there is no work for concern.
This should pass without 7 to 7 workdays.
Next objective, complete hub upgrade 6.
Storage container. Ah, this is the...
Ah, hold on.
Hold on. I understand how this can work now.
We can build a storage container. Oh my god, this is going to be huge for mining fans.
Mmm, yes.
Okay, I see, I see.
Oh, I see how this works.
Okay. You build this thing?
This is a storage container.
We're going to remove all of these.
We're going to take all the stuff from these.
We're going to move it right now.
Yeah, we're going to build a direct mine on this.
It's going to connect to the storage container.
It's going to feed it all into the smelter directly.
You understand?
Yes.
If you go to Q, you can see on production, we have a minor MK1.
It requires power.
Oh, they'll do a D3 in the way.
We'll get rid of that later.
Make sure that I have no room for nature in my walls.
There's no room for nature.
Evil. We're evil by the way. I shouldn't have known that.
We are?
Well I hope so.
Dude this tree is actually blocking. That's crazy.
How do you want iron plates?
Oh maybe I can do some iron plates.
Have iron plates. I've got a piece.
Okay do you want to build this first three?
And then click the end and then connect it to this.
You should like that nicely.
Yeah, you click it into the storage container.
Oh, sorry, it's the smelter.
Yeah.
Are you clicking both ends?
Oh, I'm making some noise.
Oh, what do you need?
Rod and concrete.
Well, I can give you that.
Uh, his concrete is wrong.
Oh, wait. Okay, so what do I do?
Oh. All right. Do you need this? Do you need these?
No, no, no.
Okay, so I just click both ends.
So click this end.
What do I click?
I think you'd click, like, when it's blue, click it.
I'm assuming you misclicked. Oh, and then click into this.
Am I crazy?
Wow, what are you, what's going on here?
I don't know, what the fuck?
What are you, what am I, I gotta watch your stream, what are you doing?
I'll hit escape, first.
Yeah, then you wanna, like...
Yeah.
Wait, left click?
Uh...
Uh, yeah.
And then click this, the end, the storage container, click this. Yeah, there you go.
Oh, there we go.
Boom.
But I'm not mistaking...
Will it be this automatic gun?
No.
Wait, it's kinda confusing.
Oh no.
Okay.
All the iron ore goes into this.
And this thing...
This thing's backed up.
This thing's taking it.
Nah, that's good, that's good.
It's all automated now.
And we just dump all our iron in here.
And to make the miner, we need more metal sheets.
Shift.
We have to transfer a stack.
Gift control, transfer all stacks.
Thank you, that's very helpful.
I want! I want!
So we're going to build the miner now.
Okay, okay, okay.
The iron.
Yes, I'm going to grab this.
I'm going to pick it up.
Get out.
And then I think we can build this guy.
And this guy once we catch the power will stop mining. I should have turned it actually I realize tonight pick it up
Hello, sir
You want to get power
Go ahead.
How do I do it?
So you need to... there's a generator at the back of our base.
You need to connect it to a power pole first.
Yes, a power pole first and then you connect it.
Oh, I'm missing three wires when I'm running one concrete.
Alright, we're going to grab it.
I'm running a bunch. I'll put it in the chest.
Give me some concrete!
Uh, yep. Uh, why are I got one wire? I got like a bunch of copper.
Um, yeah, hold up. This thing's jammed up.
Why is this thing not making anything? Are we out of power?
No, why is it not making anything?
Oh, I think this- it's copper.
Okay, there's copper in here, fucking everything up.
I might have put that in there.
Okay, don't- don't put copper in the smelter.
Why not?
Input, contamination. God damn it.
And now I want to change it to...
Now sometimes you have to mix things up a little.
No, I agree. Listen, I am in agreement with you.
But there is, you know, we got to do something about it.
How much wire do you need?
Sometimes you have to mix things up.
Impress your time, Mr. Patts.
I'll put the wire in the box for you.
I mean...
It's all in the box, George.
I didn't even want to concrete in one iron rod. Oh no! Fuse is blown!
Wait, where'd the fuse blow?
I'll leave it to reset fuse. Fuse okay.
Alright, well I'll go and get some limestone then.
Make concrete.
Where can I put this? Should I put the power thing here?
It doesn't really matter where you put it. We can always move stuff.
In the middle is good. We do need more power as well.
We need wood full?
Generators out of fuel. Oh shit.
Shit.
Uh, you can, uh, press one and you'll get wires.
One?
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm dumb.
And then it'll make a power line.
You get it?
Connected.
Nice.
I got those boys making that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck is this thing?
What thing?
I don't know this fucking...
...flying...
...connect piece of shit.
Oh, fuck, sorry, what the heck is this?
Nature fighting back.
They're not happy.
They're not happy that we're doing this, Connor.
Late game.
Well, that's good to have an aerobase.
Fucking trees and put them in the generator.
Oh, no.
Gotta make sure there's all iron.
Oh, there's some copper in here.
How did that get in here?
I don't know.
That wasn't me.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
There's some copper in here.
God damn it.
Uh-huh.
How'd they get in there, huh?
It was me.
Uh-huh. Lightly story.
Where's the copper keeper?
Oh dude, look, look, you got it working.
Look at it go.
What?
Look, look, it's drilling.
Yeah, isn't it cool?
Dude!
You didn't need concrete?
Coppercatch sends our regards, motherfucker.
Wait, so like, chat, question.
I'm genuinely curious.
Are we supposed to like make like a conveyor belt all the way like over there to bring the stuff over here?
Is that like the intention?
Oh my god, wait, that's gonna be like a theme park.
Okay.
Theme park!
I'm kinda making a factory theme park.
Isn't it amazing how beautiful all of our world has become in such a short amount of time?
Amazing.
He died from all the machines?
In the far future, you can have car deliveries, I think.
I think
I'll be a rock of this game. Oh my god. Actually, I see why this is fun. I'm kind of locked in I
Like it a lot. This is the satisfactory. They weren't kidding with the name
I guess so but isn't this game doesn't this game was look sick to you. It's awesome
So many property in this ridiculous
What
I want to connect things. Hi
Is that crazy that crazy am I crazy shit?
They both expensive there are they are so much concrete
My god, just get it. I hope you can have a storage box. I want make another your small storage container
I'm kind of overwhelmed at like what to do next, you know, but I guess maybe we should just do this one
Let's just do that space elevator. What the heck?
Also, I'll give you...
Eegah, thank you for the rain. We had a great stream.
Thank you so much for the time. This is so boring.
This is gonna take so long at this rate. Look at this chair.
What are you doing making now?
I'm just smelting copper bars. It takes so long.
Not happy.
Oh, let me just add what I have here.
Elts don't use concrete, just if you need a stand.
Oh, okay, so we have enough iron rods?
We just need a hundred and twenty?
Oh, I got more than enough wire, too.
This need a base.
I'm making the wire right now. We just need concrete. I did, but...
Uh, actually, could you go and collect the limestone as much?
If you try to hold V and scan for limestone, there's one that's about a hundred and fifty meters away, like south of our base.
Can you go grab a limestone?
Make sure you have enough room for it.
Oh, sorry, East, East, East, sorry.
I'm trolling.
Uh, did you find it?
Let me show you.
Is it this?
Follow me.
Come to where I am on the left.
Oh, it's right in the other direction.
Look at that, I mean...
It's the south!
Yeah, I- I- I- I misunderstood what south was.
It's north!
Okay, I-
That's- that is true.
That is true.
But, hey, you know...
There it is. Okay, I grabbed all the limestone from there.
Whoa.
You just so you know where it like, roughly, where it is.
Where are you?
There's a thingy for people to find.
Oh my god, that was a backpack pack.
Yeah.
Where are you? Oh, we just ran past each other.
What do you want me to do here?
Uh, you can just grab some of the limestone and bring it back so you can make more concrete.
Okay.
I'm gonna make some. I'm gonna make a lot of concrete.
You got the pink one.
I'll stay cool.
All my stuff comes out of paint.
Wait, so you should... wait, then you gotta build the next mining contraption, then.
I wanna see what comes out of paint.
Oh, I wonder if it dies.
Can I slide in this game? You can.
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna build a conveyor belt all the way to where you are now, Tobase.
Okay.
Uh, that's it, to get a factory of that stuff coming in quicker.
I'm gonna have a watch on.
Yeah, do change the system.
landing platform hydraulics completed freighter landing initials congratulations you have completed
onboarding and achieved the absolute minimum skill level required of a fix-it pioneer fix it
looks forward to your future with fix it as a future with you tier one and two milestones are
now available in the hub and biomass burners can now be built individually your first official
objective is to initiate project assembly by building the space elevator. This objective
will take a significant amount of resources, such as that it recommends getting to work.
Uh, where are you? On the top of our base. Okay. Yeah, I don't know what that is. Yeah,
it flew down from the sky. Oh, that's sick. We gotta build a space elevator. I don't
So, how we bomb them.
Go to...
Oh, there it is. Space elevator.
What is this?
It sends stuff up to space.
Oh my God, it costs so much!
How much is it?
It's an insane amount.
Are we out of electricity?
Are we running out of fuel with the stuff as well?
Are you gonna select the pier to your one? Do you want me to do it?
I think we're... Yeah, I think you can...
Space building.
Building status efficiency, what does that mean?
I think it's any of them work really. Maybe the field research will do first?
Oh, I feel they're building.
Oh, I don't think it matters. Does it change for you? Oh, it's the same as field research now.
Oh, okay.
Okay, so we need a system to like get this copper processed.
Does that think? I think both right now.
So, you see how I've done this? We have the mining thing into storage that goes all the way into the snouter that goes into constructor.
We probably also want a storage here as well, so I'll make a storage here real quick.
And that way I think we have like a system, if you will.
Oh, okay, hold on. What the hell? I need 10 poles right now. I'm gonna use them all.
We kind of want to do that for the far away ones, but I think it takes a fair amount of resources.
Oh, wait, you want to build the container?
Yeah.
Okay, so you get a queue and go to organization at the bottom, then storage container.
Give the parts for it.
I need 10 iron plates and 10 iron rods.
Alright, I got you, I got you.
On me.
And then make sure the intake is facing the right way.
How do I know?
Uh, the intake is the orange part, no, so yeah, so you want the orange part facing this way.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh my god.
You want it like kinda close, but not like super close?
Like, a little further, like maybe like, exit to like, sit on me right now.
Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
Yeah, that's fine.
Perfect.
How many are you?
Oh, you can do it a little bit.
A little bit more.
A bit more.
Yeah, perfect.
Yeah, there we go.
Connect it to the belt.
And now it will start feeding all the things we're about to build into here so we can just grab them out of here
This thing never gets packed out
Alright, okay, that's one, I think that's like a kind of a finished assembly line
Um, we're gonna do this for like the limestone and we're gonna do it for the other thing
So I think this is gonna take a lot
But let's just start fucking building sure, I guess
You wanna do the copper or the limestone?
Alright, you remember the copper miners?
Did this way?
way it's the one that's like south east of us
I don't know 50 that way there's one of 51 meters wait this is copper oh yeah
that's copper we need to do iron this is iron here we copper copper sorry
this is iron yeah there's a 133 meters away it's southeast so I'll help you so
You focus on building the mine now, I'll focus on the big big one right?
Oh no, we don't want it on this one. This is iron.
Oh no, I know.
Okay, okay.
Oh, what do you need?
One portable miner and ten concrete.
Three in my portable miner.
There's one on the cob.
Oh, we can just take this one then.
Yeah, we just need to...
You want concrete?
Yeah, I got some concrete.
I've got quite a lot of concrete actually.
I'm pretty sure.
I have a big cane.
I got a lot more than 10.
Let me give you 10?
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
I'll just give you a bunch so that you can just hold on to it.
I'm on my way.
How do we connect to the power?
Maybe we need another biomass burner for it?
We do.
I think so.
Can we connect it to the base that we currently have?
it who's that like wildly inefficient yeah you can pick up all of those if you
want
yeah your tank I'm putting it on his limestone right here what and I put it
down okay that's nice that's nice I know I'm gonna connect it I'm gonna build
pole and then I'm gonna see how far I can build it see this works yeah I'm gonna
see if this works any cables there I'm gonna try no what we find oh it's pretty
far away no no cuz then we know it then we don't have to worry about multiple
generators. Oh yeah, I just connected it. It worked. It's mining now. Okay, so then we
need to build a... I've got materials to build stuff. Let me show you. Okay, so Q, then
we need to go into a smelter directly. Where's the uptake? Okay, we got the uptake over
here. Oh, it's on a slotted weapon. Oh, he's wise. Oh, fucks sake, I'm missing
the wires all the way there all right let me go grab wires real quick the
wires reach really far let's get to know wire give me a minute this game is
This game looks so nice as well.
Just like a meat chat.
I'm beautiful.
What about January the Shutdown?
What the heck?
You put the wood in there?
We need more.
Hold on, I'll gather, I'll gather.
Gather more fuel for our generator.
The other one is about to go out.
I won't gather unless they can.
Make it into Biomass Buns Wastelower. Oh shit. Okay, I don't know how to do that.
Alright, hold on, let me koke here.
DDOO DDOO DDOO DDOO DDOO
Okay, let's get a smelter hooked up here.
Connect the two.
Let me get a instructor and a fucking reinforced plate.
some more life why are these ones not working yeah the world looks fucking
awesome not down any more cables
Yeah, you mean cables I can have?
I have cables.
Alright, and we got a limestone here as well.
They feel a bit expensive.
Yeah, you're right.
We got limestone here, so we're going to start turning this limestone into a factory
as well.
Oh, okay, so you want me to build a big machine for the line stone?
Uh, yep.
Then the big miner?
Big miner. One of the glids is shut down.
Uh-oh.
Okay, is it?
Morning.
That's so sick.
It was really such a feat.
Mmm.
I-I picked it.
I don't need more power.
Oh, yeah, our consumption rate is higher than our production rate.
And you know what happens when we say, there's two burners on the hub.
Nothing's going to go right in the corner of the screen.
Oh, no, Ray, you take it!
Why are we not counting together?
You're working okay.
Yeah, I feel that. I'm okay that I lose.
Oh, okay.
I need to get some iron plates.
Do we have?
There's probably a ton of the storage container.
Okay.
Oh, I think I understand now.
Okay.
Oh, this is kind of competing.
Gonna shut everything down.
The machine where the limestone needs.
Ah.
Perfect.
I got that.
This is four out of four though, which is definitely a problem.
Do I need these?
I have at least one available.
Okay.
Everything should be up and running now.
Okay.
I got it working.
All the connectors are connected now too.
I built the limestone rail.
You did?
I thought that you'd really get the pills, yep.
Did you face the...
What do you call it? The output in the convenient location?
I'm hoping I did.
Let's find out.
Well, I figured yeah, because the other way would be very inconvenient.
Uh-huh.
Alright, I'm coming over to inspect your work.
Inspect?
Oh, we can get up there somehow.
Oh, I forgot.
I, uh...
I kind of messed up.
Why?
Can you press F on that constructor
and dismantle it and come over here?
Constructor?
The mining... mining can be made.
There's actually a limestone that's way closer.
Well, I guess maybe we can leave it there.
We can just do another one.
Or we can just bring that one.
Let me just quickly get you to come over here.
I'll see you construct it.
We're out of fuel. We're having a big fuel shortage.
How do I deconstruct it?
I do you, uh, F and then click, no?
Goodbye.
Right in front of us. It's like right in front of it.
No way.
Yeah, maybe if you hold F you'll see it.
What the fuck is that thing?
You're a demon egg.
What demon egg?
A master sphere.
Oh my god, it was right here.
Yeah.
It's the output of the factory towards us.
Yeah, yeah, like, yeah, so the output, we can like, put it like, facing our base.
Raise the time of science team.
Hockey, pirate, you can go fight, give me some, so I want to get that rock.
Biomass manually.
Oh, I can make it manually. Oh, shit.
Oh, we shouldn't be putting the trees directly in, you can just make biomass.
How do I do that?
Uh, if you scroll down on the crafting bench to all the way down, you can just make it.
Biomass in. Now we just turn it into Biomass.
And this seems a lot better.
Okay, this'll probably, uh, get to have that automated too.
How do we automate that?
Like, I don't know how.
Yeah, I have no idea how to automate that.
So we'll go right out here, boys.
Yeah, you can only put 200 in at a time.
That's kind of the same.
Into the constructor.
Oh, shit, this is full too.
Oh, I'm getting bold.
You see, you built this reminding thing.
I smelled that.
Put the wooden leaves into a storage container and then feed them to a constructor.
Somebody in chat said that.
Not really?
Yeah.
Oh, I put backwards.
I should find this one.
It tastes like indenture.
Oh, damn it.
Uh...
I'm looking for manuals.
They're drowning out the sounds of wildlife.
You can change the color palette of structures by pressing the X.
See?
What?
Really?
I'm pressing X.
Nothing's happening.
Yeah. Oh, okay.
I don't need to smelt it.
I didn't kn-
Oh, of course I don't need to smelt.
It's concrete.
Alright, that's set up now.
Oh, it's not pallet.
Oh, fuck, I'm dumb.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Now we're making concrete.
Damn, our factory's coming along.
I'm gonna dismantle those, cause I...
I said, I'm too lazy.
I don't want this that far back.
Go back, you're going on here.
Heh heh.
Cut along this c-
Heh heh.
Ugh.
Dude, look at this, come here.
Look at what I've built. Look how long it is.
Oh my god.
I don't wanna walk all the time.
Now we can just collect our stuff easily.
Hey, Celebrator, here we come.
Yes, it's beautiful. It's truly wonderful.
What's the main objective?
Pollution. Yeah, not far off honestly.
Do you like my pollution strategy?
There are people in the air at this time.
Oh, someone's gotta do it.
We need oil now. Oil is our next step.
We need oil to power off amazing contractions.
I need to put these resources in your first.
Uh, yeah. I'm making the 300 screws right now.
That's what I'm hammering away at here.
Oh, yeah?
And the wires being built...
I have this much wire.
This is a glorious factory.
Dude, this thing pumps out wire.
You know, you're hungry.
I don't have that many.
I got.
There you are.
All I need is the rest of the copper.
We're good.
Well, it shouldn't take too long.
Because look, it's pumping out, like, a couple of seconds.
We should have it in about five minutes
Not even
I can put 86 in
Oh yeah, I know we got
23
Damn
That's nice
What's up?
Don't get turned into a copawire
I'm not going to turn you into
Alright, we can upgrade now
I should have enough in a second
Alright
to research and develop new technologies. Potential technologies include exploration tools, weapons and factory buildings.
These are essential for maximizing your pioneer efficiency and alignment with FIXIT's core pillars, construct, automate, explore and exploit.
To advance fix its mission, all notable phenomena, resources, technology, or other influence should be investigated regardless of any perceived danger, as stated in the Pioneer Trial Trout.
Oh my god, I wanna build a man, I wanna start analyzing.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I'm down.
Oh, personal storage box.
You can-
Oh, yeah, you're more storage now.
Yeah.
Reinforced iron plate, five of them, table and wire.
What's the difference between a normal iron plate and a reinforced iron plate?
Reinforced, any reinforced iron plate.
You can't build a man without reinforced iron plate.
It's fucking sick. My brain is like this game.
You can hold control of something together.
It's awesome.
Okay, so I need screws, 12 screws, and...
It's cruiser easy to build.
Are we building a reinforced iron plate full?
For the amount, I need five of them.
Ooh, okay.
How do we...
Oh, the scrolls teach me!
They teach me how to scroll!
Okay, alright.
Alright, we're back.
Please, please, please, please!
You've had too much chalky milk.
What is that thing?
That's not good.
Oh, jeez, man.
It's not good, is it?
We need more power.
Well...
Let's go back online, yeah?
Are you near the generator?
Yeah.
Can you turn it back on?
We require more fuel.
Damn, this...
We're gonna need a lot of fuckin' uh...
Burnesses, that's right.
God damn it!
Why is my thirst for...
for expansion so great?
Bake is a bad...
Okay.
Oh, I need 45 wires.
Oh, 15 cables and 45 wires.
Okay, we found a...
increase our power hungry demands.
I need more wire. God damn it, I need more wires.
Wait, did you take all the wire?
Should I have some?
How much do you want?
I don't know, like 40 or something? 50?
How much is there? I must spend a bunch.
Ordering 50?
Jesus Christ, okay. Oh, thank you. That's enough of me.
I don't see, I don't know how we can like, feed stuff into this, I guess.
I don't know.
If I build this here, it means it's fucking ugly.
I'm just going to build it.
I'm gonna make the bed!
Pretty though.
That works pretty.
You can belt biomass from a constructor into it.
How can I connect these two?
Splitted.
Ah, that's so annoying, because that's a leaf.
Did we unlock that yet?
What, what, what, what?
I don't have enough stuff in here now.
What are you, what are you getting?
Uh, we need to get these upgrades above.
We need a lot of copper wire.
Again, copper wire hunger never ends.
One iron ingot. What?
This is so full.
Whoa, what's that do?
Whoa, new pot, what's that?
The fluffy tailed hog? What the hell did you find out?
Ohhhh.
for something I don't know what we can like explore deeper or maybe we can like avoid the
poison with the protein. Maybe. That'd be cool. Well I'll see you then. I'll see you soon.
The remains researched belong to an organism where they join to legs, similar to the legs
of a roughness but with no standard distribution or action. That's kind of sick. Because
its attacks focus on stabbing prey with the ends of their legs, which resemble insectoid
stingers, they have been dubbed stingers. Stinger remains can now be made into alien
protein and additional research may be options for improving pioneer safety during exploration.
What are about to be the base builder now is going to be the explorer slash scientist.
Pull my hair out of efficiency over here.
Mercer sphere analysis completed. Established local planetary signature of massage 2, AB,
B, in the local Mercer Sphere signals, allowing them to be trapped by the object scanner.
Mhmm.
Mercer Spears can also transmit data between specific...
What in the hell is that?
...arguing the existence of intelligent alien life.
While Fixit has figured out the method, all of the original data is still untranslatable.
What the fuck, Moco? Yeah, what the heck was that?
Connor, we can build a Dimensional Depot uploader.
That sounds fucking tired.
Fucking...
A crystal on that mountain roof thing.
On the top shelf.
I'm gonna get a coffee or a critchet.
Okay.
Violet, I am fucking...
Is this one?
Paleberry!
This fruit, dubbed the paleberry,
due to its tendency to stay light in color
even when ripe,
is compatible with the human digestive system
and has been added to the objects counter.
the object scanner. Further research is available.
This fruit, dug the barrel nut after its distinctive color, is compatible with the human digestive
system and has been added to the object scanner. Further research is available.
This mushroom, dug bacon agaric due to its uncanny resemblance to raw bacon, is compatible
with the human digestive system and has been added to the object scanner. Further
research is available. This semi-slug, now dubbed power slug, is early in its life cycle
and has retained only part of its potential energy storage capacity, giving it its blue
color. Power slugs are capable of extracting latent energy from their surroundings, including
through a form of photosynthesis, and preserve it in their porous semi-crystalline shell
over their lifetime.
This explains why they rarely move after having found a suitable location.
The crystalline mineral was a previously unknown variation of quartz, with uniquely large and
flawless crystals, normally only found in synthetic quartz.
The industrial application of this mineral will follow that of its synthetic counterpart,
specifically in communication and exploration technologies.
We need to find a hatch here and we need to find a spitter and kill them and then we got to find
Just this goddamn machine. What are you doing? You're exploring the world and finding stuff?
Oh that'd be good, that'd be good to have.
You need to kill three animals.
Two animals.
Only three?
Only three.
Coffee at 2pm, let's go.
Wait, that's like a normal time to drink coffee.
Anything past like, oh, I think you should not drink coffee.
Didn't you just drink coffee?
I drink three cups of that.
I fucking love it.
I used to drink a lot of coffee too.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I love coffee.
I just drink like eight cups a day.
Okay, that's... that's bad.
When I was in school.
That's... that's... very bad.
I thought it was cool if they get the cups.
I used to drink like eight cups and then I wouldn't eat food.
Okay, that's awful.
Don't ever do that.
It was very bad.
It's probably why I fucked myself up for life.
Well, I'm living a life and I didn't help.
I think your coffee, if you drink your coffee in it, and if you're like, uh, anxiety in a bunch of...
...fuckin' like, make stuff all worse, mental sadness.
Yeah, yeah, well, I know, I don't ever think they need it, but you know...
I think excessive coffee is going to lead to like, heightened anxiety and stuff.
I nearly got enough wire here.
He's a mother fucker, what are you...
It's so cool watching the giant conveyor belt. I don't know why it's so fucking cool
Dude, no, hey look. I can't a man enjoy what he's built
Look, is it crazy for a man to enjoy what he's done?
It's uh, a bunch of wire to drop in. Oh boom
All right ready for launch
milestone reached conveyor belts can now merge split and lift to save space and enhance the productivity of your
Mmm.
Fix it encourages you to consider investing in verticality when it comes to factory logistics.
Verticality.
If you're stressed by this complexity, imagine yourself on the shore of a vast and calm ocean.
Breathe in, visualize all the people relying on you.
The sea is made of billions of faces, each staring at you with hope and tears in their eyes.
Breathe out, feel refreshed and focused on your duties.
But is there a game changer? That's why I've pretty much stopped everything in order to get these splitters, because I feel like these are a game changer.
Right, so then here's the plan now. Very simple.
Is it a constructor? It's a constructor, that's what it means, but we build the constructor.
We build this. We build this here.
I'm missing goddamn reinforced iron bollocks.
Bloody bollocks, bloody iron-gun-gun!
God damn it, I don't fucking smell through the walls.
Did I change this?
Okay, this is the iron plate.
It's the iron plate, what the fuck?
When the iron plate, that's...
You don't know that.
Oh, oh, it's, it's, can't it's other things come back in two minutes.
Oh, it's the iron plate.
Wait, how many do you have?
What?
Yeah, I'll hold the red.
Okay, that's a crazy one.
I want that fucking...
brought down a missing cables ah every sealed time I leave this goddamn base
I'm missing something all right all right all right I'm gonna do it on goddamn
way what is one thing I feel the bird I'm house you rather need to your twitch
but you've brought me comfort one of those splitter splitter then I'll
know that's cool that's gonna be beautiful Jeff this is
Samples of unknown alien species acquired, their weaponized plasma is most likely stored
as a stable chemical substance in an organ close to their mouth, and only turns volatile
when exposed to one of the chemical elements in the air.
Research remains in the MAM to establish classification and potential countermeasures.
The remains researched belong to an organism that tends to nest near objects emitting
specific types of resonance.
Spitters are called as such due to their ability to create and spit plasma across long distances.
Spitter remains can now be made into alien protein, and additional research may reveal
options for improving pioneer safety during exploration.
One constructor for what?
What if one for me?
Doesn't just like take whatever?
Or if you're trying to hatch her.
What does hatch her look like?
This doesn't make sense.
What's that?
as a poison one. What is it? What's what is it? Give me in the other direction and we'll find one.
This is a little complicated, but I think it's good. On my watcher? Oh. Uh-oh.
Don't worry about that. It'll all be up and running down. See, champ? Again, they've done.
What's up? I am making a bit of a spider's web. That was you.
One.
Even with all these generators, it still doesn't make that much, huh?
Honor pulls out all verticality.
You-
Uh, no, no, we're gonna do that later.
We're gonna build a world above the peasant world to make a cooler world.
We're in the peasant world right now.
We're gonna change to be at the cooler world.
Okay, so all our factories are up and running right now.
We have more power.
But the double iron thing, uh, one of them's making rods, one of them's making...
Plates.
129 flights that's great and the concrete factory should be chilling down too I
think wait what's the this is a beautiful factory I want to stare at how good my
factory is it's like factory like we should
Roe works for Shinra we all kind of building we all kind of doing that
that's kind of the goal right now we're basically just building the
Well, someone's got a bit, you know.
I don't mind doing that guy.
What are you doing?
What's going on with that?
I'm trying to find a hatcher.
From my research.
Ooh, nice.
Okay, let's...
Next up, we're done.
Several new structures are now available for a free organization.
Foundations provide a building grid, which makes it easier to manage placement of any structure.
In the event that you are experiencing an invasion for all events prior to planetfall,
be reassured that memories of beloved humans and or animals would have a move in destruction's conversion.
Conveyor lift?
You're not going to believe where I am.
I am?
Yeah, you should go.
Whoa, I just saw your string, and what the hell are you?
I don't know, I'm looking for a hatcher, and I don't know why I am here.
These are not very efficient.
Wait, they're just not very efficient.
I need to walk faster.
My...my...
My...
The world cannot be completely different.
Whoa, I already know.
I am as bonus adjusted.
Oh, it's a pretty mega watt generator.
Oh, okay, then let's find them.
We can keep going.
Oh, we can go for quartz now, but we have nothing to build with quartz.
What?
No, no, no.
Get more quotes.
Maybe I'm having to build quotes from there.
I've been researching.
Okay.
Need more quotes.
More quotes from there!
Yeah? You think so?
Yes sir.
You can make silica.
And quartz griskels.
Research bench.
But I must submit more things for my research.
Okay.
WAAAH!
What is going on over there?
It does not sound like any great research is happening over there.
Who's this?
Oh, it's not home.
Oh, you're researching stuff.
Oh, I see.
Wow, that is a lot of copper.
Holy fuck.
I think some goddamn cables.
Yeah, Mouse, if you want to watch the exciting POV, actually, what gets you going?
For me, it's efficiency, chap.
I'm expanding the operation here over, you know, maximum on adventures.
You know how it is.
I'm just going to put it in the house, and I'm going to check.
It is unclear where on the floor or fauna spectrum it lies, but initial data suggests this might be a nest or an egg.
Research the remains in the map to establish classification and potential countermeasures.
I'm a 900 copper ore. I don't need. I don't want to build anything with it.
I like it.
I listen to building time. That's huge shock if they had a building time in this game.
Mouse is the alpha.
Yes.
Yep, he's gonna stay at home on my mouth and gather in and hurt me.
Yeah, you know how this kind of lives an exciting life.
What are you doing over there?
Oh, I'm dead.
What?
That's okay.
Yeah, are you dead?
I'm dead.
But I won't let you get my shit.
It's okay.
How far are you?
I was very far.
Oh my god.
But I killed what killed me and that's all that matters.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Honest to the base bitch for the first time.
Okay, you don't have to say it like that.
So like that's the incorrect terminology to use here?
Yeah, I'll be right back. Be right back.
I should actually like, you know, die.
I hope there's food when I get back.
There's, okay, thank you.
I'm in love with God.
I'm so grateful this game didn't have food in it.
It was so damn good food in it.
I'm so glad they don't have that mechanic.
I hate tongue and mechanics.
What's this?
There's food, but it's like buffs.
Thank I don't know what it does. You should be here you take my life and just listening to the sound
You're still not completely satisfied with your factory probably gonna start a new run
No, you're in too deep if you if you're if you're not happy with your factory here reassemble everything
This all
One pole makes all screws. That's I'm out, but I feel like just you need 12 to make one reinforced iron plate
ridiculous with found but the foundations unlocking rebuilding the fragile scratch
is inevitable so glad you can turn off that noise why don't I want to turn off
this noise noise is fantastic I like this noise they want you to automate
everything like I want to automate everything so you know chat you know
why don't I like manually clicking all this stuff the whole point is
automation I want to be that I want to be that chat