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๐ SUCH A COOL GUY ๐ CHILL STREAMER ๐ NEVER LOSING ๐ GOOD AT EVERYTHING ๐ #StreamerOfTheYear2026 !discord
05-08-2026 ยท 4h 09m
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Bang!
Entertain us.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Watch this.
Hold on one second.
Yo, Fruxy.
Fruxy.
Fruxy the three months, Fruxy.
Hmm.
So this is either I throw a wish in a while.
Like, uh, don't ask me how I can never tell.
Or...
What do you think it is?
This is the song where they throw a wish in a well and she sings about it.
I threw a wish in the well. Don't ask me I'll never tell. Wait, unless I'm brain dead.
Yep, brain dead. I don't know what that song is. This is a TikTok song. I've heard this before.
Wait, this is Tate McCrae. I know this.
This is the one where she goes, I will run myself, please believe me, I'll put you through hell.
That one.
What song is that?
Kariddy.
Yeah, that's so good.
Yeah, that's so good.
Yeah, I'm actually good.
Ah!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
Oh my god!
Wait, this song's really good, I think.
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wait no it's over yeah I need to go to a concert bro is there a concert near me
yes or no whoa I fucking hate rock bro I hate it I never get this right wait I've
I've heard these instruments before.
I don't know.
Yeah, I've heard these before, but I couldn't name it.
So I'm the cheat off my chat.
Also, this is so fucking loud.
It's Bon Jovi Run Away.
Yeah, but have I ever heard the song before?
Let me look.
Run Away, Bon Jovi.
Where's Bon Jovi?
It doesn't even come up.
Is this a fake song?
Classic, it's a classic fake song.
Right.
That's enough.
That's all I had to hear.
Um, no, I don't know that song.
BWAAAW BWAAAW BWAAAW BWAAAW BWAAAW BWAAAW BWAAAW BWAAAW BWAAAW
Wait, what?
Wait, I sound like I have CTE, but I know what song this is.
Chah, I know the song, I know the song.
It's uh, it's, yep, it's Yale.
Classic.
Got that one right.
First attempt.
Yeah.
I didn't cheat.
I did not cheat.
Also, I don't have 21K viewers.
Also, I don't have 21K viewers!
Now, that's great and all. I think it's time.
Chad, do I play Rocket League right now or Siege? Which one do I lose my mind on?
I have a love hate relationship. I have an abusive relationship with both of them
Rocky League or siege
Balloons no feldi no I need to lose my mind in a video game
A poll yeah, how many how many votes is a pole gonna get because now
How? You guys aren't getting gonna, you got,
look at that, slash poll, what?
Rocket League or R6, go, votes, three minutes, go.
Nice.
Wait, chat, vote, vote on the poll, vote on the poll, vote on the poll, R6, are we dead
ass?
Wait, let me put the song on, because now I wouldn't listen to the song.
Nice, hop on, face it.
300 votes? Yeah! Hey! Maybe they're viewbots! I like...
Chad, he doesn't viewbots. I rated him. Who are you? What?
I
Lock him
All right, so it's our six
Okay, it's our six
Is that a dick on my screen hold up
Wait, no
Yeah type one if you're real
My nails are making me mad.
Jadir's got your nails often because I do.
I can't.
Also, when I'm trying to gain...
Wait, type one if you eat your nails.
Nail eaters are...
You kind of scare me if you're a nail eater.
I don't know how people do it.
You got an e-nails?
Oh, hell no, Mudd.
Wait, my game's loading, Mudd.
Wait.
Whoa!
Yo, what's good to big eed?
I'm going viral it's totally not fucking AI Plankers
Now do I warm up or not?
Skippy Moji
probably not, what would dunk do? to dunk one more?
nice buddy
okay walk up
uh
the fuck is that warm up?
Mudo was also doing about it
You can't rave with the moths, they're not real.
What do you mean, an old drinker?
Hop out, oh, wait.
Wait, team McCray, go again.
Lock in
I'm diamond
Hold on that shit
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I'm not one that
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DJ lock in
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Yeah, the 21,000 people are just all lurkers, classic.
Bro, high-fives is funny. Thank you. Thank you so much.
I'm lurking.
Nice, huh?
Why are they going in power?
I need to hide
Why are they going in big tower?
Yep, they're going in big tower
That's all friends are again
I'm gonna go to the front
What the fuck?
I miss the shot, Arbideras.
I'm a piece of shit, bro.
I miss that?
Yeah, I'm a fucking loser.
You need a DMR to kill.
uh no why me 69 just subscribed for two months congrats on 22k viewers thank
you bro why me 69 appreciate that two months thank you on the congratulations
on 22,000 yours like I'm Joe okay loud ass yeah chat should I remove the
ability to select your, your, your, your, your reset sound? What
you want me down like with a poker face?
Highbives is a dumbass. Oh, what?
I zero hunts just subscribe with prime
Yo, yo, yo, yo, no, yo
Yo Hans appreciate the prime
Chad did y'all know you can sub for the Chichonka unicorn
Badge you could sub with a tier one sub or a gifted sub primes do not work
if y'all care I can go here instant that could be here instantly here with a
And no consequences to me.
Now, have I UCF2 today?
No. So this...
This might go bad.
Fuck.
oh it's good blitz how you doing bruh
yeah fuck yeah i'm getting off the F2 for today
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Killed that guy
It's just it's just twitch f2 bro just twitch f2, and I haven't used it today fuck. I'm 2 and 4
Let me lock in
Sure, I guess a rune
Yo Nathan appreciate the three months of prime. Thank you, bro
Well, Nathan underscore one thousand one hundred and fifty nine just subscribed with Prime.
Hey Hive eyes hope you're having a terrible day.
Alright.
Let me get on, let me get on Ash.
No, no, no, let me get on Ash.
Now fuck this shit.
They don't have a mirror.
She's locked in.
Oh, Mimic, what the fuck are you talking about?
Mimic, this guy's viewbotting me again.
I
Hold up child wins the marketplace going back. I want to spend money
Tell me a cheese and farm
What do you mean never
Next year?
What was that?
One's here, I think.
Me, huh?
Interesting.
There's one pillar and one of those puddles.
You don't figure out what the cave is?
One guy's still there.
I found both of my drones.
Just subscribe with Prime.
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I think they are just coping classic wait, maybe they are talking about me or they think
I am cheating.
No, I think they are just using chub chub.
I'm mudded?
Oh, okay, okay.
Yo, they're playing, uh, I think one's playing armor.
Yo, they're playing, uh, I think one's playing on right now.
Yeah, they're just making, they're just making fun of me.
And, and, still an addict, still an addict.
He's on 5 ping with the CSP.
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Marley underscore mate give to tier one subscription to get his underscore.
I knew he would do that.
He was baiting me in.
I'm like a little fucking fish to him.
The hail?
Wait.
Don't lose this, please.
last one in dirt tower pillar my bed gg
Watch out for that cams.
What is that?
What is turk?
It's not you, it's not.
Are we actually about to lose this?
Gonna lock in.
Don't ever peek again, your ass. Oh, you realize I died to an explosive on a door, right?
Like you realize that right I didn't peek anybody and lose a gunfight. I don't lose gunfights
Mods
Push out the followers I
Don't lose gunfights
We're not probably.
If you don't mind, join us here or something.
And I'll get you banned.
Why are you so close to me?
Yo, the anti-Zen!
Oh, it's a Muda.
Falka's on 5 pin, oh he actually just broke off his period time.
Falka's standing 5 pin, if you want to rappel up, maybe you can see him.
Still here, still 5 pin, he's standing.
I don't know, I'm a re-5 ping standing.
He's standing 5 ping right now.
You hit him?
He's over here.
main stairs, walking up main stairs right now. On five pink standing, five pink standing,
five pink standing.
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Know
What?
No, I'm having an aneurysm. What the fuck is my team doing?
No, I'm gonna have a fucking aneurysm. What the fuck?
Okay, okay
So what's my Monty running at if this guy's kids door is my Monty running out of fucking ghosts
Is he running at Casper if if if there's a vigil on the bed
Is he running at fucking Casper who's he running at
Give me out give me the fuck out should have held the angle. Uh, yeah
I'm gonna be so pissed.
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Was that should up man
I see far from below if you can give me see four spots
two up man
we should of just subscribed
I'm playing man I'm playing man
just slow down slow down
alright you guys unload every mag
yeah unload unload unload
Oh my god he's also on that window you dumb white window they're all on windows
I guess I'm blazing bro you got me hello awareness I mean if two of them got
called out on Windows I didn't expect a third one to be on the window I'm my bad
bro what fucking what
winnable
this guy went 0 and 6 on my team who is this
Should I block this guy?
Report it for green tank, maybe?
Who just went 0 and 6 on my team?
Was that Tonka?
Be honest.
Oh no, Tonka's on the other team.
So...
Poppy...
Chub Chub or yeah Poppy Chub Chub just went oh and sit okay blocks and yep
refusing to collaborate uh throwing and griefing yep what else
Yeah, I should be good.
Deserved.
Hey, deserved.
Fuck that shit.
You blew it.
Yeah, what's my, what's my battle pass here?
Six earned!
Six earned!
Sorry.
I'm 40.
Fuck him.
If you want to watch this stuff, link it in the description.
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Do body here
It's one of the guys here.
Stop, you're botting?
Are you in the park?
Turn me down.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get to the top of the hill, but I'm not sure.
You're locked in.
Worse five days of my life.
Whoa.
You just drop the hatch, please.
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What?
Where's the stuff?
Got him
Where's the stuff?
Hello?
What the fuck was that?
why is my aim so shit this fucking this guy just aced
I
Don't could be too many viewbox aim shiver now. It's okay though
Hold up chat y'all know a mingo, right?
Y'all know Amiga, right?
W100 gifted?
Wait, who gifted 100?
What?
FIVANI gifted 25 subscriptions.
FIVANI with the 25 gifted!
What?
FIVANI, watch this.
This runs for you.
Don't worry.
I got you.
Mud?
Holy shit, bro.
Holy shit, bro 25 gives you a lot of subs. That's 25
subs
Holy fuck. Let me lock in though
They're both looking about a different I'm sad bro. I'm sad one's love right now
Why would I wear this?
Fuck it, I'm doing my way out.
I am Mingo.
Now, Diffle, I heard from, um, I heard from...
I heard from the rep that I should be fine like they flagged it so I won't get in
trouble
but I don't think there's anything they can do they can't remove it
Oh
Holy fuck like what am I playing?
Yo solid takes on one thing crouching going red sick going brown
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It's gonna feel, it's gonna feel so like big, like I don't understand.
I know you need to like this.
Team's not reinforcing.
What?
There's this- WHAT IS MY DEAR?!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
No, no, no, no!
There we go!
So I've been playing main lobby and you just let them walk in.
So why does the C4 in this pocket by the way?
Well I'm about to get fucking mad.
They're a bird bro, don't be clutched.
picture posture don't tell me what to do when I'm gaming
flashbang from vert holy fog
okay no more demograph
What is bro pinging
I'm a boogie was goody baby. I'm
I
Guys still first. Oh my god
What why are you shooting this guy's legit sober on my camera thing
I
Says you
Yo, cheesy Joe appreciate the tier ones up bro
W cheesy Joe in the chat. Don't believe you cheesy Joe. I'm hungry
She's easy. She's easy. Joe made me hungry.
She knows I keep going.
She's the one I'm down with it.
Of course, your view about it again.
Are you brain damaged?
Type of one in the chat if you're brain damaged.
damaged because I think you are I think you are I think you are I think you're
legitimately you're legitimately brain damaged no more music I need to lock in
the fucking lock the fuck in your viewers are at 16.7
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Bro Chester is not sweet Chester is not sweet
Come close to the camera I'm almost finished
Yeah, you need to be locked up
Yeah, you legitimately need to be locked up
Bro made it? Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I really blew up.
Now, how many real chatters do I have?
Can we do a chatters check?
Ugh!
Zero.
Okay.
The ball right incident.
Aware.
I'm in second floor by the way. I don't know if y'all saw my drone, but I'm in second floor in stuff
Wait yep
i'm trying to enter frag
out of way
Watch man!
I mean, what is happening?
Where's he that good?
Yo Beast appreciate the tier 1 sub?
Can you do something to help your team?
I didn't see anybody.
What do you want me to do?
What do you want me to do?
I didn't see anybody bro.
Oh yeah he can't cheat, doesn't anti cheat.
I forgot.
Besides probably just good but...
Your ass just run in the site. See, that's not how you play the game, or my voice man.
But you want me to, you want me to enter frag? Watch this solid snake. Solid snake is the
best entry out right now. It's why I'm champion you're not alpha. If you are ever
champ before me, I need to hang it up. Alpha, you are not. You are not champion.
You're just not champion. You're not a good video games player and that's okay
bro. Video games aren't for all of us, but let me take over the video games
because I'm good at everything I do I'm good at rocket league I can go pro in
rocket league I kid you're better than me at CS for right now for right now if I
tried I'd be prone to say I'm not a chance fuck up it's one's bop
I'm entering yo you want to see yo
Do y'all just want to see me get kills just watch I'm going in actually I'm not gonna say what I'm gonna go
They might be stream slapping
If you're on the other other team type in my chat one
F2, oh mayo.
Shut up.
Yep.
I should have checked my drone nice bro nice shot man wait I think they'll fit
I think I'll close the window.
Nice team! This guy's 12 and 1.
we're very bad at this game yeah I'm not even trying you don't want to see me
when I'm trying wait
You're my bro.
Oh my god.
AHH!
OH!
HOLY-
OH!
URRABRO! URRABRO! URRABRO!
Wow.
Yo, hi, Pine.
You think you can come to poppy chup chups, make a wish?
I'm here to exit.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Who, who is Papa Chuck?
Is he the, is he the Osa?
Maybe.
So he got one.
Get out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Bro Jack, I'm gonna look for Rocket League.
I'm kind of in a sports mood. I kind of want to play Rocket League
Okay, I want to be a homicide
And is the next fucker fan contest I really enjoyed one sending hate from Australia what what what
No, you wouldn't eat or eat or I'm professional in that game. You would not you would not oh I gotta hide my screen just because
Because if I don't have my screen, then you guys know everything about me like my name,
maybe my address.
So, yo, yo, Nico Ray, appreciate that you're one sub bro.
W Nika Ray
Now lock it
Bro, what?
Bro, why?
Boy, I said his name
chat
Child look at my computer look at it. It's like so cool
Wow love dollars just subscribed for three months
Yo love Dallas appreciate the three months. Thank you wait
Dice up
Whoa, watch my game like it. It's a rocket league bug classic
Oh, hello get off this game. Oh, so back please don't
I'm not bad. What are you talking about? You realize I'm the best Rockley player known to mankind, right?
Musty, Shaisa
I'm mine to pick for seven
Musty, Shaisa
21k that's a PC giveaway are you brain dead
I
Hit multiple flippie sets, bro
Wait, let me lock in how you don't even thank me. Yeah, three. This is why oh
Love Dallas present the tier three. I didn't even see it. Yo, I'm sorry
my 18th birthday, we got bad shames up to noose
I need to get this guy to stay still
I need to watch it a little bit
I'm not in a row, touch a better future like we had
Why am I hitting the roof right now?
I need to get this guy to stay still
Every mountain of the land I'm in
I need to get this guy to stay still
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Well, built in luck.
All right, what do I play?
Oh, yes, yes, CS downloaded 42 seconds.
42 seconds of that.
I could show you guys that I'm the greatest of all time
when it comes to CS.
Wait, do I have to do my conflicts and everything again?
yes late I'm hungry J flow I'm hungry
give me one second J flow yeah the she can and deeper and deeper I dig it
I think my conflicts, right?
No.
I'm jumping head after head, I'm just chilling, but after the hit, when I kill all my children.
1v1 alpha.
Well, my conflicts wouldn't be correct.
So hold on.
I had to get my conflicts correct.
Chat somebody link me don't settings
Okay, here shit bro, what's happening did my PC crash what I just got this computer
I like my friends and my mind is a rip-in.
I mean, it's just a piece of my life, amen.
Select product, GeForce.
How did my drivers already come out of date?
How the fuck does that happen?
50 series, 5090, Windows 11, find.
No, just download the drivers. I don't want your fucking bloatware
Down to the drivers. I don't want your shit software
Yes, I got a 5090 on my computer
Wait, it's gonna crush the stream.
Well, that's okay.
Luckily, I have...
DG.
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All right, good to go.
You know the deal, it's so bad, and maybe she's gone, uh, like, maybe she will.
Plus, he's back.
Yeah, I was up there to my drivers, bro.
Now I can play, uh, now I can play Valby.
Ethore, you don't sub, Ethore.
You would rather anything that
Shut up yeah lock in
Tate McCrae W. Tate McCrae wait demacrae can you play this song?
This song so good
Now chat chat
Um
What is that first of all what's that noise
What the fuck is that is that music
That's not it where's the music at we're a how do I turn that off?
No
We aren't happy around here, does it?
Any competitive gamer, we don't like menu music.
Don't even add it to the game.
I don't want it.
Now.
Let me see.
So chat.
I'm going to do, chat what's dog settings?
Does anyone know?
Did anyone do their research?
Fucking hate this chat.
Let me look
Type one in the chat if you hate high-vives type of two in the chat if you
See
Don't settings
Oh
I think this was I just got my IP. I'm not kidding
Okay, so it plays on 12 12 80 960. This is how you play like Donk by the way
so he plays full screen yeah but I'll be alt tabbing a lot ah full screen for
three 12 nice Hertz 500 brightness 93 holy aura he's got the same bright
What's happening to my computer?
All right, when you go full screen window, fast ASAP Rocky.
My whole computer just shit itself.
Oh, it's doing it again.
Okay.
Okay.
Just a small little change.
Also, by the way, now my game looks like shit.
But do I want to be a professional player or a shit player?
I want to be a professional.
So now,
where the fuck is Donk's settings at?
Okay, what's next, Donk?
Whoa!
Hey!
Hacked!
I'm getting- I'm getting fucking hacked.
Okay.
Now, enabled, disabled, disabled... wait, you don't enable that, Doc? What the fuck?
In-game FPS 600? Okay.
Oh, what about menu? Does he not give a fuck?
Okay.
No, go zero.
What, then I don't see anyone?
FES max zero.
What?
If it does zero, I get zero frames.
Whatever.
Now, multi-sampling on eight.
Okay, Dunk. High global shadows.
All low.
This one.
Low.
Game crash, I think, Dunk. I'm not kidding.
Okay. Where are we at?
where we at? low? disabled? quality? disabled. okay. we should be good to go into a game now.
What about my HUD?
Ah.
Wait, do I have custom maps?
Oh yeah!
Perfect.
Jack, you guys are going to tell me what I can and can't do as a- as a donk- as a donk.
Yep. Just like Donk. Wow, holy aura. Wait. How do I see my FPS on the screen?
I'm not a donkey! That's not a thing! How do I safe?
What is my crosshair, Donk? What the fuck?!
What the fuck is my crosshair?
Chat, any other settings that I need? Just let me know.
CLF. Whoa, leak check Twitter.
What's my view model?
So, Chad, I look at that.
Chad, I look at that.
What did the praise do?
I look at that when I'm looking at smokes.
Yeah, it's too fast.
I don't even know what's happening.
It's just going between 600 and 700.
Holy shit!
It's like a fucking...
I'm in a real life war!
Turn this down.
Holy fuck!
me home, me- me-
we're locked in
chat, any other commands that I need
wait, wait, I was supposed to look at my view model
I didn't do that, fuck
Let me see, my Gmodel is... Yeah, this is fine.
Gmodel's fine. Why would I want a knife in my skins?
What?! Oh.
Chow, why does my game look so shit?
Anything to be the best player though.
Ow, ow, it's doing it again.
fucking doing it again
Yeah, I'm shit. I'm fucking shit at the game.
Wait, I need my crosshair. Wait, no, my crosshair's already fixed.
Okay, let me turn this down to 75, I think.
75. Everything like this seems good.
device default um
Put it on the brio. I don't want my teammates to get my good voice. Yeah, fuck that shit. Yep. Okay
Hello
Yep, that's good
Yeah, good to go
Yeah, are we good wait, I'll do it. I'm you TTS cuz I feel that cam lines gifted one subscriptions to the community
Yo, Cam, present a tier one gift that's up to the community.
Thank you.
Now, let's matchmate.
So, Jack, what is this FVS thing?
If I hope I can find your address one day and meet you.
I always see no cries that he has this, but like, what does it do?
Tells you the FVS.
Oh. Oh, okay. Okay, okay. 21k viewers we sew up for smokes. I see where people are.
Oh, so it's wall hacks. It's legal wall hacks. Okay. Interesting. Let me talk to my team.
Yeah, I'm in a 12k lobby. I'm dropping 50 at least
Band this and that if I get nuke or overpack
Okay
Hello guys
Hello
How are you bro?
Good good 17k viewers is a huge come up. Thank you. Send me the link for more viewers
Um, I don't have that link bro. I what in all the view bots are gonna leave
Botted stream yeah, no fucking shit
You think I'm but yeah, I'm like a 17k
You think I'm on a set, you think I'm a 17k streamer?
Lock in.
Kick the bike.
My cock!
You're lucky my mousepad wasn't in the right direction.
I actually don't though.
Bro I feel like I can get good at CS.
Also is it war again?
You're fat as shit on your controller, and that's right close.
Oh, no, there's no.
I was gonna take off at 70, he doesn't even know.
He's lucky to get off at the last stop.
...to like 26k, then free PC, give away like high-vives.
No, no. Oh, peace one.
We go B, we go B.
Yup.
Alright, back.
I'm first out Gigi. I'm getting head tapped
Oh chat I have booting on mother get kicked I might have been kidding
Doesn't matter
No, you're not a 17k streamer. You're not even a seven person streamer
Are you brain dead?
Of course they just gave one tap.
Cause why wouldn't I?
I gotta warm up though, I've been playing Siege.
Oh I love Siege so much!
Wait.
Nice try.
I HIVE EYES proud of you.
Feels like just yesterday you were at 1000 viewers.
We're so proud of you, bro.
Oh.
This guy just killed his teammate, just murdered his teammate.
You can go up, Kat.
I have a smoke for Xbox.
Matt.
Alright.
I feel like my HUD's too... it's too... eh.
Right now.
How do I fix that?
Lock in.
I am down.
I
Mean
I think he's drunk. Nooo, I think he's high.
Where's my teammate? Is my teammate good?
What are you doing, brother?
I think he's drunk. Nooo, I think he's high.
Where's the bot?
Is there a fucking clanker on my team?
Hey, out. Hey!
I run the area pencil vein and it's my town Shorty.
Just like your viewers, yeah bro, obviously I'm getting to you about it.
What do you want me to do about that?
and I can have an AK in my hands.
Ah, my eye.
I feel like I'm gonna pro-chat.
I feel like today is a barbecue type of day.
Like, what if I just order barbecue?
Maybe like a brisket?
And red?
Congratulations on the viewer achievement.
Yo, our spots wish you nothing but success.
Yeah, it's easy.
W watch that word planker.
Our spots don't like it.
It's a view box.
Yeah, I'm down, bro.
Mama, yo, hi, Vaz. Who are you?
I'm down.
Yeah, you are down.
So why don't you just shit on people, bro?
I'm saying like they're not as good as you you're literally the goats I know I know you are
I'm walking
If you ever come to games of ill-fell you will be exterminated
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Well smoke door and fly. You're alive just like your viewers chat. What type of
barbecue should I get bro? Do you have a line up for smoke? I need like the best.
This is three stars probably not good.
Whoa! 4.7 stars. Alright let me get them. Wait but how many reviews though?
over 700 shy sir
To our mondays calls and gifted one subscriptions to the community. I gotta go the best right like the best rated
How do I give like a plate
Lock the fucking who are you who are you wait move to the right
I
Will be flashed I can't move
and
fucking what
I
Equal student
Peek me
I just stare right out of flashbang
of
the
death
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death
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death
of
what are my bullets like it disappearing what the fuck I got a warm up bro I'm
just not a good player right now let me order let me order my food though
You guys wanna go up, Cat?
I'm sure.
Go where?
Sorry, I was ordering food.
We're about to go together.
2B.
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I'm a little bit more
Two minutes
Oh, he's just wearing like a madman
What the fuck am I playing?
Shut up
Shut the fuck up, pussy
I
Said to you we have to pick up their lives
I
Six
My swing off
It's not an op, it's a scout, first of all.
Dumb fuck.
I'll ramp, ramp, ramp, he's gonna be on site.
Nice.
I'm down, I haven't played this game in so long, I'm actually shooting at the game.
boy this game is totally different than the suit again
then Siege like Siege I'm a top maybe 10 champion on this game or we can go out
We have to be ready
Watch out for the lower guns
Watch out for another one
If you ever come to Fort Mattis tonight where you will be massacred
Now something's going on no no no no no no no no no no no no no fuck no no no no
two thousand hours in the game get a fucking hobby like I'm serious bro
yo bro you know what you need to do you need to go outside yeah bro I go
outside all the time you need to go outdoors touch some grass I'm hungry
I
Call me the only other's not made there's not made these look at it
Bigger streamer than only pixel. Oh, yeah, it's all few bots
Yeah, bro
No, but just hang it up. You should become an L streamer or maybe pick up trading cards in
Because competitive gaming just isn't
This is a train wreck. I fear my gameplay will be worse just from watching you. All right
Are you done?
I'm ordering
Jack
A brisket and pulled pork
Or smoked sausage or pulled chicken
Which one, Miho?
I'm forcing.
So, Kat.
Kat, which one? Which one, Miho?
Maybe get a salad or a beef post chicken?
of
the
death
of
death
What's fucking go I want a sugar cookie sugar cookie yes
Okay, let's do it.
Your gameplay is so bad that even the view bots got up and walked away.
I've got a new please buy my a PC it's my dream to scream on it and play games please
stop
help me, help me, there's two here
oh god oh god sorry sorry sorry sir
there's two there
Yep.
That's good aim.
What the bum?
People, people, people, people!
Bang!
He's going lower times.
Yeah, okay, so I can't predict brain damage.
I just can't.
I can't predict brain damage.
Oh my god bro
I can't predict that bro
Bro, my team like fails me every every round
No, every round is my team's fault
Nobody's fault but mine
Fuck this team
Just walk bro just fucking walk
Nice
I don't need at the back talk seriously
I got time okay yep that looks good
good. Okay. Yep, yep.
Yep.
Hi guys, just wanted to take a quick break from trolling to say I actually do love the
streams. They provide good entertainment to start the day at work. Thank you, bro.
Hey is my last kind message BTW what the fuck bro now bro that could be your
first kind message and bro just is re-signing with the Steelers what say
I see nothing. I see fucking nothing.
Why lie? Why lie about the Superbowl reigning Steelers?
I think I just picked up the sticks would be better than you you are worse than the Cleveland
Hey! Shut up! Please shut up and watch this one tap.
I'm out of here.
Reveal.
Oh, there's been a blasted.
Swing me.
Swing me or you die.
Swing me or you die by the way.
Ah, fuck it, swing me.
Pussy.
What now?
Yeah, I'm just so fucking good at this video game. Wait
Is the Salt Lake?
Wait, when's the Salt Lake major? Let me check my watch. What is it?
Yeah
Right now oh my god
I gotta watch that. I have to watch that. It's the first major
Sorry my lawyer called
What are you doing?
Holy horror you have a lawyer
If I see you in my state, I'll slap the shit out of you in GTA
Okay, low to C now. I'm not trying to flex or anything. I have a lawyer, an agent, um,
uh, that's it.
Casual speeding.
Oh, wait, so you're, oh, okay.
Wait, lawyers can get you out of speeding tickets? Why not just pay the ticket?
Yeah, shit fucking blows.
How much over were you 17
None of my teammate
I
Locked him
All right, sorry daddy
Now
You'd be soft create a program
Chat how I always logged out of this am I like hacked or something? What's happening? Oh, it's a new computer
Yeah, I can drive four hours for an eight o'clock class because you compete in a
Driving class from all the laws of your fatass son. Yeah, I
You have to do a driving lesson?
Yeah.
How often do you speed?
This is my first ticket.
There's three.
There's three.
Let me lock in.
Hold on.
I need a new code, please.
Thank you.
Where's the code? Where's the code?
I need to accept this so I can watch, I think.
Okay? Where's the code?
This one, this email? Yep. Yep. Yep.
Yep. Yep.
Yep. Yep.
Got it. Wait.
Oh
Oh, yeah, this is different luckily, I didn't say what it was so sad because it has it has a margar on it
Oh my oh
Six hundred and seventy six up till that's silly in seven hundred
Oh, shit!
So many guns are still here?
Ah!
FUCK!
Yo! Can you shut the fuck up?
Oh, it's a good spot.
I don't even know what to do with this.
I wanna get good with this scout bro.
Alright.
It's not 6'7", 6'7", 6'7", 6'7", 6'7", 6'7", 6'7",
Shut the fuck up!
Ow, my back.
Ow, ow.
You guys ever get like pain in your back,
or am I just fucking old?
Ow, ow!
Watch this.
Okay
I
Hear him yeah, okay
I don't know what I'm doing I wanted to hey
I
Saw it's a heart
There we go great
Holy
Oh
Mods, uh, you guys got to update my my specs on my PC. I upgraded
Fucking go. All right. I'm running this shit down. Actually, I'm showing you guys on the best offer. I'm basically simple
Basically
Or as I move watch
smoke
smoke crowd throwing and relieved
see nothing day
flashbang what
Yeah, how do I remove the the the the the new crosshair thing you see this I don't want that I fucking want that
And you're dead three
What fucking what
My sense feels off. I don't get it. It feels really fast right now. I don't- I really don't understand.
Hey, as long as it seems winning, doesn't matter. Nice. Oh my god!
Is that a Phase 2 Gamma Doppler Karampit? Factory new?
fucking horrible
or a bro or
watch this movement bang bang
Watch this. Open. Of course they're under, because why wouldn't they be? Why wouldn't
they be fucking under when I'm full commiting mid?
Oh! Upper, upper, upper, coming to B. I actually can't play this game. Wait. Oh my god, I didn't
even see where my food was. My food was literally all for Philadelphia. How?
What? Yeah, it's gonna be ice cold. I mean, what the fuck? He did up. Are you? Are you
brain damaged? I gotta lock in. I'm 14 and 14. Not the best, not the
greatest not that way so you guys said the salt lake majors happening right now
say what law he
it's probably just play-ins but who's playing of the play-ins
hello
R6 there are players
Who the fuck
Who the fuck is playing I don't even know these teams those I'm brain dead
One suicide hold up one suicide you guys
Oh
The fuck
Yeah, stop saying F
I
Go be building a bottle cap
They're coming CT CT to see
I
Job by the way, I shot that guy right in the fucking head. I meant right in the body
It is what it is, bro
I
Shisa
Do you not own a microwave yo, bro, I own a microwave I don't know
One more long.
I got my kill. Hey! I got my kill!
What?
What?
What?
What?
This is just too long at least.
Crap.
Yeah, am I playing bad or am I playing good?
Ah, hi guys, you're playing so well.
I love the streams.
Keep them up.
Um, go live every single day so I can watch.
Okay.
Fire.
I don't know if any of you have any doubts in your head, and it's us, or him.
Come with me along, bro.
Wing does me.
He just swings out with an op, and then just takes 400 nade damage.
Like, are you brain damaged, bro?
Suicide.
38 man, 38 man.
I can't take this shit no more. I- I doubt I can.
I hate this game.
Jack I'm more like a I'm more like a siege guy
this has happened to you then there's something fishy about these
Don't piss me off, not in the mood.
You know what, more of a up, up, what would Donk do?
Donk would grab the deagle and just start swinging.
Wait, watch this.
Am I kidding?
I actually have the, I actually have the black.
Up, up, up, bang, up, boom, bang, black.
i think i'm gonna die
i want this
can you f***ing die?
i don't know
op, suicide
There's one B
Under one
Nice, confused
Still have an AWP probably
OHHHH
They hit a lot.
Fuck.
Imagine I hit that.
Go, go, go.
Let me lock in.
Flashbang.
Oh
Pussy
Don't stop
still top move
hey man, what's up?
watch cat, watch your cat
there he is main, he's got up
he's up right
i'm sorry
I fucking hate this shit
Yeah, my Asian Jeff, bro, just give me a few bottles for me
Holy shit, bruh.
Oh, I longed.
one up around
one down
one CT
Okay.
Throwing a grenade.
Last one received.
Throwing smoke.
We still lost.
Cool.
Oh
It's fucking good
No way they have another time out away
Bro chat
you what's crazy?
that looks like a PENTAGON
get the 8k back please
walking
do you have as many viewers as the onypixels?
yeah but onypixels viewers aren't clienters
I'm just gonna review about it bro
How is bro making viewpots leave? Oh good bro good
Good man good
I
Think I'm a patron
Up is a I do not mean
Oh
Over time oh my god, okay
Wait, where's my food my food on the way
Holy fucking shi-sa so far away I sold it
chat this is how you set the temper, this is how you set the temper, look
so you set the temper up again, just like what they do
oh one kill, one suicide weapon
two kills
I don't understand this game how does he know that I'm about to swing out doors
How the fuck did you know?
Whoa
That's insane
I
Walk in
Let's go
Game sense dumbass. Oh, yeah, I'm sure
It's not game sense dumb fuck
I have no bullets, no bullets in my gun, no bullets.
no bullets in my gun I used a new uh super strike yeah no way they lose this
he's sad out I think please bro
this guy have butt plugs but you put them away bro that shit's disgusting
you had me mudded on your second monitor it's not it's not bro I'm not it's not
a rich ego it's like it's you like even if bro bro
nice you killed cheater good shit that dragon lord
straight dragon mode yeah I'll take it yeah
chat you want to see me with that Chad do y'all want to see me with up yes no
Maybe so watch what I do watch right there with that
That GG
I'm so fat
It kills one more long
I
Thought it was over
Starts 16
Okay, yeah, I'll cut long pushes
Oh
Guys
I think we just push it man. Yeah, I think I have one back.
How are you not flashed? Uh, one on back, one side.
I
Yo Keith third row now watch flank
Nice
Hey, GG's guys had so much fun playing with you, bye.
That's a fucking miserable time. I hate CSGO.
I hate CSGO.
Chat, does anyone else hate CSGO? Like I hate CSGO? No.
Now what's happening here?
They took things one step at a time first. It was let's hunt down Rome the Rome will let's take out Noah early
So they can't be a third in our side later, then they find a little bit of the gap
Unfortunate depth on the bottom love halfway through this one right here
You had to maybe hope that barbed wire with a little bit farther down to give me an earlier sound
Yeah, are these even good players?
on the side of enterprise and then Cairo really doing the good job
I've never heard of these teams hunting down some of those players ends up with a nice little double for his trouble and jigsaw with
triple so it's that kind of good duo of the information gatherer and
Kyro and the dragon on jigsaw who can work as a unit to make sure that all
those plan let's be honest if that's the way the enterprise are gonna play this
game edg are gonna really need to tighten things up when stop in games
uh positions be traded yeah very out there on stop it round one said they're
like the number one seed like they don't play that this is the play-ins a little
This is you win and you're in you lose or you're out type shit
Is my food on the way or not
He hits the pipe that actually does a little bit of damage on the bottom love
So it's a good bit of info. That's a wait. Oh no, uh, this is not really a room clear
I know Noah
Chat by the way, don't I don't want to or a farm Noah follows me on Twitter
Already the Australians switching things up a little bit hoping to maybe catch EDG off guard
Quickly to the play style that they're bringing
your production is your music on right now
just gonna cut everything off now the floor is grown it's gonna go a little bit far
those two character two toxic babes kind of sit excuse me
i'm actually gonna milk the force caro out that window what the fuck
he's expanded the third now as well minute four production baby toxic babes gone
it's not the best position to be in but it stops the monster from pushing in on that
side why is the music on i suppose he did use a lot of utile
We're in game!
17k? Wow, hi guys, good birds bro.
They're not real, it's not real.
Make it for the bottom of down, but not out and finish there. No, I don't know. Oh
Almost a flawless round if not for Brenda fallen so the diffuser will be planted regardless
Jigsaw to pick up the last
Brilliant patience there from enterprise. They recognize look mmm Edward gaming
They're playing this round entirely different to the way that they played round one and word running around
They were giving us a word left right and center this time. They just tie into the net
They just force them back into the site back into the site back into site Noah tries to make a play and drops and boom
That's the trigger. Well, here's the tack timeout being called immediately from Nato
Not liking the start that a team has gotten off to so hoping to change gears a little bit in this early matchup
Remember, this is the best of one
So if you lose seven rounds that is it you fall to the lower bracket where you'll have to face a deadly opponent
I've likely barring some upsets likely Shopify rebellion or the Falcons depending on who lose
I don't know Edward. I don't know who Edward is because if if this had been like
It's gonna be sr. Do you know what I mean?
Give the wind to focus, but you've at least got the respect respect. I like that. I can't not right
I got some hope for my NA teams. Let me see
It's gonna be a deadly match up no matter what here's a great replay of that second death that you've gone on to on July
And a lot of these deaths all eat. They're kind of needless swings. You know why you swinging?
Enterprise was stalling out a bit. You mentioned it. The time was ticking down. They weren't in a great position
They had the Monty which was creating pressure, but you know things weren't progressing for enterprise until
Edg started to go for a couple of swings. They started to give up their deaths
It was that opening pick coming through from Baphin and I think that was a vert pick actually coming from down below killing him with the
With the gamos, but in any case even in the 5v4, it's not a bad position to be in
I do think some of the
Things that were likely talked about in that time up in Atoe. We're just calming things down, you know
Making things a little bit more calm hoping their players don't okay a little bit
Just trying to get the mental back and they've done that right because round one was frantic
Yeah, round two was less frantic until the last 40 seconds
And then it got frantic against people felt like they had to start doing stuff
Yeah, just sometimes you don't have to do anything just sit back and chill like
Force and try because on the flip side if Edward gaming win that round we sit here and say oh
Enterprise they're stalled out quite a bit. Yeah, because then we consider and we can say no
They're really good job of setting up and tighten in the net and working for the pics. Yeah
And you guys didn't get to see it but there was a little bit of chatter coming through during the time out
specific specifically from jigsaw
sending some words over to Noah who has yet to find an entry engagement that he's won in this matchup
Oh and to an opening death
So we do want to see a little bit more from the team secret superstar
Fuck a fam before May 6th. Why is playing quite solo though that has to be said right?
He's off on his own on a lot of these defenses going for heavy roams again
Just kind of out inside of infirmary. So playing a little bit closer to site this time
It's gonna be maybe on some of these other players to get aggressive either flanking late to the top floor
Which they've instantly conceded or else we've said we have made that we have taken the decision
Canceled this weekend Siechka
Issues found during testing now
As a normal part of the weekend, it does feel like a targeted assassination job this, Noah is just being targeted on that day, Moss, and I don't think there's any sort of coincidence there, is there?
No, certainly not, and he's playing a really important position down here.
We need Siege Cup to be good.
How many people actually play Siege Cup?
Like, I feel like nobody plays Siege Cup.
It's a tough spot to clear out, even still.
You might have deathmarks on it, but his position is still difficult to clear through.
They seemingly have a drone on him, though.
It's gonna be Brenda who's got that information can I'm too good for siege
Player overplay your hand here is no you don't really want to move too much
Just keeping a little bit of a wiggle peak on the doorway, but the shark's a circle. It's not a emoji
Might need a little bit of assistance from one of his teammates here to alleviate that but at least for the most part
All the four where's my food? I'm so hungry
We're starting to see the utility get ready up on that hatch before the drop the capital
I was five also going to go through another deathmark tracker
How many is he gonna be able to find it?
That's the question bottom love takes the first Brenda with that refrag the diffuser was being attempted there for a brief moment
But I don't think there's the space inside of sight to do it
It's gonna have to be a push through or some kills, but they'll be in trade if fiercely right now by Edward gaming
They finally hold an advantage here in the three versus two just
But Jake is still alive and still gunning six and all right now
But a good idea is to where these last two players are as well as just
The diffuser is out of the picture for this round can jigsaw always
Finish him blows. He's already down. No, I know we should be able to give the information here
All right, the diffuser is gonna need recovering the time is gonna start getting this low
There's a big chance for mentalists to actually hit the revive here and just to play this retake as it's together
Boobs, but no one gets to go on to jig for the plant is still carry on the shot
Brindle does it gets off the diffuser and lands the finishing blow
Oh
Get off the team
Get off the team off the team
Oh a critical one to be one to break the lead up to three and oh
You saw his head
Of course jigsaw as well what a performance from him taking down Noah in the mid-round taking that 3v2 and turning it into a winnable
I touch grass while being inside. What does that even mean?
What the fuck does that even mean?
He's hoping to push bottom love off that position, but because he doesn't bottom love gets the opening pick his toxic baby
Do some extra damage? There's a little bit of a pushback right come on gets aggressive and jigsaw here as well
Taking down Noah that for me was the most important pick and then unfortunately mentalist just doesn't see him
He's on the screen, but we get the outlines. He doesn't get our gets it's tough to spot that out
But I'm gonna be a winnable round for me to slip out of their fingers today
by three now listen mentally he's gonna be kicking himself to fault but he's
kicking himself he didn't see the player let me make sure today might be a
short stream true because I think he gets it if you get
position and then over the wall was open and no there was a good chance that
line of sight would have been there but sometimes you just got to take a chance
if you can sprint across and get that revive off even if one of you gets out
of there alive again you're still in a similar spot especially when it's Noah
you know like in no shade but if it was somebody else on that team leave him
He was in the SI Grand Files for a reason, no doubt the best player on Team Secret after Joom's departure, so
really unfortunate spot there, but again you kind of have to take risks
You have to trust yourself sometimes and didn't go the way of mentalist in that round, but now look at a chance to adapt
We get one more round back on every single bombsite to play a full rotation through the first three
So look at to go through a second rotation now, and we'll hopefully see a bit of a different look on this defense
And immediately we see Kyra opening things up once again bottom-love going down
He was playing those white stairs earlier and just based on Kyro's current position
It looks like he might have been playing that scene a lot
It was a vert pick just up through the floorboards
Ah, Sryma Jinx is alive?
I can't
I can't
Where he's going down before he really would like to
Yeah, but we got the opening pick in the last round but aside from that it's been very one-sided
I cannot
That opening pick has been something that they've been pretty hot on so far
Especially considering that they're attacking into 4-2, right?
It's not necessarily that you just have to attack onto
Literally not allowed.
Were you on surprise? No, like I'm not allowed.
You won't see my Twitch channel.
Definitely hoping to see more from bottom love, more like round 3, but we haven't seen just yet a great Nitro from Carpe, wasn't it?
So, but it does find Bappen and then two on answers back on Carpe.
So they're already fighting in towards the bomb site.
This maveline has done so much work for enterprise to haunt a double
and that will make them a two before advantage.
Only men's list and on July left to hold this down.
Again, a situation where enterprise hold the advantage and can just take
their foot off a little bit, send some logic on phone calls out there.
Then it's going to find the first onto two hand.
That kind of gives the game away a little bit here.
a couple of flashes going to go
arrive at the Cillimera window for July to play around.
Mentalist really looking to leverage that Maverick hold.
We just get a bit tunnel visioned on it and will be punished
on July now in the clutch. One versus three.
Oh, Miho's. Yeah, check. Bad news.
Today's going to be a short stream.
And Brendel there to finish.
Today's going to be a short stream, Miho's.
Nice little double coming out from the captain of Enterprise.
Tujon on the Maverick.
Stumpin does not play today.
Stop it plays
The chat here's the thing I
Could do a modding stream
But it's just ass I would have to like only show the chat like I can't show Jinx's stream
while he's doing it
Jixi has something planned for you guys
I'm not saying I'm not going to ruin the surprise bro
I don't ruin surprises
Nice Brenda
Does it involve me? Yes. Yes. It's like you're the main character actually you weren't you weren't aware
using that space to convert it to an execute it's a space finding for me i think the way that they're
opening up the start of me consistently getting that opening kill and then using that as a
maybe maybe you know it but i won't answer but like maybe off like we saw them do in round two
we saw a pretty significant rotating round two because a lot of tender utility have been used
in one area you know what why are we gonna find you here now we'll just find you see he's flying to
Jason's party. So it's not like the commitment to one plan.
I don't really care. I love you have a great opportunity here
around five all the because last time enterprise went for a
very direct to site take they didn't get too aggressive when
pushing in onto the site. They didn't try to clear out those
rumors across the map. They were very isolated and where they
just don't just don't stream gonna be a shit show. This is
Yeah, I know also if I stream I'm banned. I'm I'm I'm low w
Information playing instruments. I'm banned
Fuck you you bother
Especially mirror windows because that's a great piece of utility to play behind mirror has no we're doing no one's wondering for
Shice
Mirabee and up there. It's it's pretty real estate
That's just sit behind that and you can then send utility from the back of them. We can hear it bro. My food's coming soon
already
You
That's the fall from bottom love a little bit of damage there on the way to the month
I got Barbecue
Left and the right either side of the road. Hey, make it three for him see this come alive
Inside of round number five a flawless round wow
Wow
Things off redwood gaming you ever eat at home. Yeah, I should be yes
They ate a home before that a at home
he's not one of those guys that you expect to be roaming around the map and if he gets in those
You just don't see it because I don't leave my chair, but like when the streams off I eat
Guys
You guys really think
Chas should I buy a McLaren 720s?
I was being humble with not buying it, but maybe I'll just buy a McLaren 720s
around your teammates a little bit you see it's not just him going for these
swings he's got men's list behind him he's got the whole squad there in sight
trying to work off that pressure it really just no retire your mom plays
and catch enterprise off-guard if they can't find Noah off on his own if they
can't find nice Noah right if they have to go into the site 5v5 push with all
those players available well I don't favor the defenders chat why did I open
the breeds again to check up the location I just checked on it oh my god
I'm so fat
Two four is you can work with it, you know, it's not a death sentence. It's not a death sentence
It's not good man, but it's good enough especially for a team that playing their very first whoa natural match ever
Yeah, you know, they're also speaking to your language
So whatever coordination you're hoping to have on the defense, if that can't translate onto it, attacks where you're going to need it a little bit more.
What way do you swing?
So if they're peeking on the left side of the door, you literally want to quick peek the right side.
Not the right side, because you might get your head taken off, but you might want to swing left side.
Because that's like the best angle, I guess.
If you peek the right side of the door, you die.
door you die front door but now the push has shifted a bit enterprise making the
way in through Hammam
based on the blitz there's one player that they have to worry about it's just
going to be mental it's just inside the door here what a great spot for men
100% what he meant I know catching the shield in the back to oh he meant
sexuality hasn't been considered to have next player to fall as well I don't
I don't know chat. I don't know chat. What am I into chat?
Three versus five now and the time where they've been down on man count. Have a word man. Well, okay
It hasn't happened a lot, but video games have worked well when they've been ahead a minute and a half around left now and attempt
There's furry discord eventually will be so how did that get out that I joined the furry discord?
Flat we literally went in there as a duo. You were the only one that knew I mean the position is so how did that get out strong for enterprise?
They don't have any top-floor control so they don't know about this player that's just sitting on the main stairs
That's gonna be on July who go for a flank. Yes. We yes. We
But we
Bro chat I want to watch this whole major
Damn
No, what no what no what we'll find a kill on jigsaw those that isolated play
I just want stomping to play I mean I need a stop in Jersey
Stumpin
Quickly we work through the early portion of the round. We've still got a good portion of time here
They've still got about 40 seconds, but it is gonna be very difficult bit of information here
Whoa, this shot that could be massive. Me. Oh, no idea where the second players coming from and on July
Just swing it's not D1
He's easily able to take me and Shiko on first-name base and out right okay
If you would check around the first name basis, what's his first name?
2brow Zotto Canister.
Quite often we'll see 2brow just played for the DMR.
But in this instance, why not send a little Zotto toward the breach as well?
Fappin, looking like he's gonna fall in the same position that Brendan found himself.
Just at the bottom of these stairs, inside the main hallway, with multiple different angles.
His name's that guy.
Everyone going for that one tap final finish here.
And we are gonna see...
Bro, this is the...
Yo!
The second...
This hotel Wi-Fi fucking sucks!
and a really inspiring round for EDG.
It truly feels like they figured out the formula
towards the end of that first half all year round.
I like the energy, okay?
So I think we can win this.
Don't doubt yourself.
We can definitely win this after the last two rounds
as long as we follow the trends.
We follow the same energy.
We follow the same.
What the fuck is this coach talking about?
I think it probably will play so we expect exactly same for our plan play a lot of traps
They probably will they like their team we like to play
GOAT FUCKING WHAT
Spawn picks make sure check spawn picks make sure
Am I right?
And I think no one has a very good plan before the game where we just bring the game with
the grim is they don't band it if they don't band it we'll just bring it use those gadgets to bait
we are going for a direct or we are going for a cross they probably over shoot balloons right now
we can play the cutoff and kill numbers vertical okay the denarii could be really good all right
see this is a good coach they always go vertical okay be aware they could go horizontal apart from
that guys listen it's not for two anymore it's going to be zero zero okay we fucking start every
round fresh we've been resetting really really good okay and we just don't
fucking let the pressure down so they're fucking scared out of their minds
we're on the fucking defense let's make sure we set the pace on dress what are
we banning I think if we just fill these rounds out and like talk about
delegation round goals that's all we need like yeah the other way the chaos
fox us if we don't know what the fucking wing kind of the round is they're
gonna have a permanent backs up because this guy can understand his teammates so
it will be in these chaos rounds there's gonna be a back serve and this guy's
can be panicking because we don't be a good coach like guys when con call is
fucking important and if we're fighting we fucking fight together okay no solo
shit yeah let's go
big time it's coming out from both the coaches of course that is the half
time time that we've added in this season both now and Meg getting two
minutes to talk about this second half game plan interesting one with try to
accomplish it I'm talking to you guys you guys are on my team
Okay, you guys are on my team. We gotta listen. You gotta listen.
All right, boys, listen.
Um, I think it was good. I think the push-up stairs was good.
But unfortunately, we do have to, we do have to bring a, um, a nomad for the flanks or bring a gridlock.
Okay. Listen, they're just flanking up our main stairs.
This is the...
Fuck!
Just stuttering, bro. Just fucking stuttering.
half half of the time I would just be me stuttering bro I just have CTE
whatever I think calling it a strat is maybe a little bit of a strat
I'm alright I'm just saying I love what you trying to do it I really do but I'm
bringing the yin bringing the you know bringing the glass and the glass has
been banned but please trying to just sort of bait yeah okay it might work you
You might pick a round.
My food's on the way.
I don't want to be able to get to rounds seven.
Five rounds that are required to get you to round seven.
Are you like, you don't want to be able to pay every single time.
From the enterprise side of things,
really interesting listening to my guy.
A zero zero.
Yo, Andy, at High Vives, have you played O'Mogul?
Yes.
I've mugged a lot of people on O'Mogul.
They literally banned me from the site
because they thought I was cheating.
My chat can attest.
They literally banned me from the site
because they thought I was cheating.
Son, you know, it was it was very polarizing because it was a bit
by. I'll be honest. Yeah. It was me and Slate. We were doing
it. Yeah. Well, Slate was bringing down the score though.
Unfortunately. Well, he doesn't before and not before this
stage. Guys, it's two four. Let's just reset. We're playing
every round to zero zero. I think he's a great coach right
there. Nicely. I thought that was a great tactic coming
through from at least from what we got to hear from his POV.
So excited to see what enterprise have for the second
half. They cannot let the momentum continue to spiral.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What was that?
What did he just shoot?
Was that an Ella?
What did he just shoot?
It's an Ella?
Confused.
I like that
I like what Michael's talking about about the chaos as well because they were happy to play with in the chaos as long as they
Were wearing socks me. Oh, I'm in some ways. Yeah, I want to know what that chaos starts to look like here
It's fairly standard. We've got a Monty bearing down mentalist. He's looking to try and bully these players. We need bro
I need a Monty place. Yo, Slap. Do you want to grind right through point L? Yeah, can we get like a good team?
Don't worry, I'll get like coffee coffee will come back
Thoughts
Rose Rose flat he said that we could bring back ten man's
We could make it good
Back to even three to three of these players try to clear through this talk floor. It's been messy. I do remember time
comments not oh man comments well
Well, that was so that was peak
Impossible position. It's just on the other side of the wall left and where July is in his position
Yeah, Cairo
Keep an eye on that. I'm probably probably knows that he's got the kit down there and just wants to keep an eye on that tube DMR
Oh my god, that shit was banned. This is really a band every time
They have to go I just gotta start swinging with aura again. That's what I need
No
Now we actually took that serious like everyone took that serious that was like our pro
And then
It went down
with he has the kit but now he's gonna find himself free kill. That was our pro
league. That was how Slack got discovered. Slack got discovered because I kept
picking it. Actually he was always on the other team a bit. Shut up my
boots here. Don't look at my ass.
We rise to five really strong position B to B and if you're enterprise and I think
It just comes down to good patience to good team play coming out there. Of course we saw EDG
I really liked their attack
You know, I thought their uto was working well together the ace charges were opening angles
We saw the Monty coming out which was gathering good information to come through as well from mentalists
And then even with that ying play, I mean they had the read on the player tucked in the corner
They had that good intel
But in the end it didn't really matter because the team play was just a little bit better on the side of enterprise
Even when somebody came in like the ying should have been a free kill
Two Han was there to cover his teammate and I think that trade game the 3d3 when the time pressure is being put on
Edg it makes things really awkward to try to convert and you know, it wasn't it wasn't a
Dominant rounds very easily could have gone the way of Edward gaming
But enterprise a little bit better when it matters the most. I think enterprise just looking control sure that's that's the big takeaway for me
They just look in full control of the round and what is happening something that was you know, maybe a little bit guys
I got my food guys
Did anyone miss me? Type 1 in the chat if you missed me.
Yeah.
I commented at the time, the Selma charge gets thrown in the middle of the road.
The way that was all positioned and set up was designed to...
I got a sugar cookie!
What?!
It's either a window that gets compromised with a Bonapulse or a Selma or whatever.
Unwrap it, unwrap it fast.
I'm sure you can try and use it.
The other one can try and sort that out for you.
Jake gave his life up to try and save the mirror wing.
What did I order? Barbecue?
I've actually just seen the little bit sort of neat-less in a lot of ways.
Oh my god.
That was sort of designed to do.
It didn't end up holding a great deal of value. This is the best cookie ever
And it was it was just that small little moment for it
On the other side edg
Did they
Do this the strats did they try and bait and then get people on cost?
Not really. Yeah, we didn't really see that. I think that's a very flat approach as soon as you're bringing them on see
As well as the yin, I don't think that you're gonna be able to do in that position
You know really sort of baiting things out. Yeah, sir
who wins Edward team Edward or team and
pie and prize
for the defenders all right cool again during the tech pause there briefly a
bit of chatter going through mostly from jigsaw directed in mental slay of course
two and six from the captain of ebg he's not a high-friended player he's gonna be
on a hard support role so we don't expect him to be popping off with the
history between these two
Stompin is not playing today, he's number one seed
he's already in the tournament
yeah, mentalist always finds himself in the middle of it
I think
he really does kind of just feel that way a little bit
yeah, yeah
so we are kind of used to that a little bit
I'm buttering up
I'm saucing up my barbecue
getting that F2 in his hand, one of the best
yes!
am I fat?
any dmr is one of the best
the game and then we just put all the other guns underneath that because
so good.
I think that being said we've got a couple on the other side of things as well.
Two-Hand is going to be bringing his something that's impressed me.
Yeah, Joe, there's nothing I can do about it.
I'm going to be about it in a way.
A situation where we have Brendo and Two-Hand like I think it was Brendo that was like really tucked in
and just trying to melt into the wall and he's immediately being helped.
Oh my god.
I see that they've all been holding one another's hands so much.
And of course they do a great job of chatting a lot of crap inside of the old chap because a little bit of a question mark there
No, it's just you know, what can you do?
Poor old Noah kind of in a bit of a lose-lose really
What he's said that he will do here in terms of stepping in for someone in the scene because it's never gonna be easy
You're never gonna look great doing it. It's been two years jigsaw have really taken control of this game
And they've been letting the opponents know constantly with that good opening
No, it's just not playing the best Edward gaming so now they're gonna try to work this play in 4v5
They're still working on the roam clear by the way, and you start to see that please stop celebrating the 25k
It's not real on his best position jigsaw setting up some of these kiba still inside of bathroom
You need to find the tool to clear this out. They've got three flashbangs
They've got some smokes they've got nades on on July as well
Some of these have to be used to clear these roamers and at this point
90 seconds 4v5 you can't just be pushing these guys back. You have to catch someone on a rotation
Especially when you look now at what Enterprise have got they've got 20
Yeah, she's not alone. There's nothing else by the way. It's just 20 she
Yeah, but it's still a hell of a lot
So good for you of course got the usual am I fat as well
But they are like we're gonna all be dealt with by the time we get to that final execute
Or you at least hope so some good information being gathered on a drone
But again do something with it now we need to see bottom up get in start to use some of those cellmas
You can catch anybody on the Rome games announced a 4v5 push not a lot of positions to play if you're enterprise
But lots of crossfire set up. Oh big kill there from Carpe is able to take jigsaw down
It's one of the downsides of being hemlocked inside of the site now with all this time remaining
But a brilliant response double swinging onto the player that just taken down jig Carpe now going to try
Who do I want the win?
Vantage continues to stay in
Enterprises hands right now wait well EDG they're gonna have to get a little bit more active than just what my predictions
Always into site because there is no reason for enterprise to move right now
They do not need to push and Brento finds that out the hard way is able to flick get a couple of points damage in onto mentalist
But takes a few oh my god flash now being sent out with Brenda
Are you fucking serious by on July?
But again with that early pick the numbers I need working here in enterprises favor and they will continue to do so
Bapping great down over on to your body. I need well on July
You've got to be in the site to make an impact wait, and you are only to be a one there with no time left
Just such a difficult push Olly because they didn't have numbers as we mentioned
But they also didn't really have much hard breach
They had one Selma charge that was bad kind of on the very bad wall to try to get into dorms
But the only real effect that Selma had was it allowed a flank from Baphin to come out and kill one of the attackers in the back
I mean it really didn't have a lot of angles the wall that he thought was towards the
Sometimes I wish you would just shut the fuck up. I still had this main wall from briefing that was mostly closed
There was not really much pressure small tower a bit of it sure but a lot of these players on the defense knew what was coming
This is that breach. I was talking about the one bit of hard breach that actually got used towards the site
This is the brisket. Look at the brisket. I just really didn't have the tools
It's either smoke rings. This is not a smoke ring
That means it's been in the smoke this game and secure the match again. What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
What do you guys eat then?
You've got to give the benefit that outspends prize at the moment
No, not only in the scoreline, but the way that they played siege it's been good to watch
Yeah, it really has been entertaining and it has been well coordinated siege
This is obviously a group that has a hell of a lot of synergy
And I know that it's easy to sit there and watch one of the APL and say yeah
We know this we see it in APL all the time and this again is a different environment. Isn't it? You know, it's international
I'm being you fucking asshole. It's gonna change again when we are low games. What do you want me to do about that?
I'm the hungry
At this moment, but it's good to see the fundamentals and the basics are all still there
EG on the flip side no timeout left now and really just to work on these vibes that you can play that was sort of
Kind of for me, I'm not hungry anymore
We need to be looking a little bit deeper than it just that we are going to be looking to try and take some top floor control here
That much is demonstrated by the fact of bringing the ramen Jake. I'm not sure I see anyone. Yeah, I'm capping
Yeah, I'm sure he's doing it for sound reasons. Yes. Yeah a lot quieter than just dropping down saw the drone knew somebody might be entering in there
And I think he's gonna be a real focal point. You have to confidently shut him down if you're edg
He's the one rumor to a lot of fun
One sub equals 100 steps.
Loki, that's a good idea.
They forced him back towards that first floor and now you've put the pressure on.
You've not allowed him to make that really important thorn in the side of your hat.
What if I get...
And it'll be Baphin who opens things up on to On July, so it's a different player coming up on a different position.
Let's talk about that idea.
It's not just Jigsaw by himself, it's Teamplay is still there.
How many miles is 100 steps?
One of the problems when you go so, sort of like, put it on the top floor as a defender,
And then the attackers move through and take all that space because it's free
Like how would I track my steps though
You know what I'm saying like how would I track it so when somebody donates? How do I know that I'm not scamming them?
don't have numbers they have zero hard let me do some push-ups I'm gonna do
five push-ups ready count my push-ups one two three four five all done why you
guys all saying zero why the fuck you guys saying zero those were all good
push-ups yeah clean yeah I'm an athlete I'm telling you guys I'm an athlete
he's dealt with swinging one for one right now is bopping and Cairo wrap up
there that is gonna be enterprise wait he's doing that wait tens into that
challenge right now that ass let me look
the lads down under they made it managed to get it done and for ever gaming it's not the debut
what the fuck but it's a debut nonetheless the start of a new era for chinese teams here in rainbow
six where am i it was a difficult match from the get go they didn't have their best player they will
still survive down the lower bracket but for today their journey's finished we are ripping
yeah let me talk right up here to our best to please later on this afternoon we're gonna be back
Just after the break
Let me talk am I mudded oh
Wait is he back
Oh
Oh, yeah, I see it
Holy shit
He's murdered
Why is high-vives here, let me get out of here getting caught
Is the Junction Changer's title yet? No. Chat, again, I am not allowed to do a modding stream today.
Okay? If I do a modding stream, you will not see my channel on Twitch.TV. We don't care. Okay?
I won't spoil it to chat, don't worry, Slot, you know nothing.
Slot, you know nothing.
Let's check in on boggles.
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck is R&B to this camera?
Okay, what the fuck are you doing?
One more game, one more game, one more game, one more game, one more game, one more game.
I was watching the um, I was
watching rainbow six stage.
I just watched OCA.
Are you proud?
Are you proud of OCA?
Highlights. No.
By, by the way,
I hit a peak.
A game is a good chat.
Yes.
Viewers.
Game is a good chat. Yes, I know a viewers. I blew up
cool. I was an obese. I won't.
Chad won't forget.
What's up? Paint poppy paint poppy.
Paint poppy.
By the way, I hit a peak of 25 K viewers. I blew up bogus.
Have us. Congrats on the other success.
Congrats on success.
I was. Thank you, bro.
Troll have us.
High-fives, bro.
Uh, we, like, we, high-fives, you're not switching up on us, right?
Like, now that you've made it.
High-fives?
Why would I do, why would I do?
Like, we are all coming up with you?
Yeah.
Son. Son.
Son.
Uh, yeah, Bargles.
We.
I'm bringing the day ones boggles. I'm bringing I'm bringing I'm bringing me
Okay, wait
Myself if you're in high-fives this chat type of one if you're a viewbot and a two if you're a human
Type of one if you're if you buy two if you're a human
Chatterino am I gonna get air?
Bro even copies
If you only had three letters to describe highlights, what be CTE or what would those letters be chat FAT?
Probably why would you fucking ask that? Okay, can't do so. Why would you ask that?
It would be fat.
Yo, he's having too much fun, no, no, no.
He's having too much fun, of course.
Is your chat frozen?
Don't fuck yourself, asshole.
I'm so fast, so...
I'm just doing this one time now.
It's your chat phrase.
Holy fuck, that's funny.
Wow, that's actually funny. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Let's see who to... Who should we watch next?
next should we just walk boggles fucking hell man okay you ruined it boggles boggles
let me call boggles
calling boggles
I
Okay
All right, the fuck is this guy's issue right now
Bro bro bro bro this guy needs help like he needs mental asylum I'm boggles
He's just forming emotes in my chat, boggles.
Insane and we will just be using that throughout the tournament.
So please look out for it.
Well speaking of match up.
Hey.
Boggles.
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me? Yes, yes, yes.
You sound you sound different from when we're in bed.
Okay, boggles we were never in bed, bro
Sorry, sorry. Okay. It's just a different voice but boggles, but
We are gonna be in the same tents
Save a lot here we're only I only have the money to afford one tent so
We're gonna have to be in the same tent boggles
In what
Buggles, how long do you think it's gonna take us to build a fucking boat dude?
It's gonna be like two days
us
Bro how about you don't understand? Okay? Okay?
I used a power tool
Okay, no no please don't ever say that shit like it's a fucking Minecraft achievement
I used a power tool like you unlocked a new tech. Oh, yeah, it's good
I have used a power yeah
What, what for? What power tool?
Basically I had to take off the glass on my computer and yeah, I need to unscrew it so
I didn't have a screw.
You can't screw it with your hand?
No because I didn't have one.
How about it's a screwdriver?
No dumb fuck.
No, I didn't have a screwdriver that could fit the thing.
The only thing I had was a power tool that had the right fit on it.
Oh.
So then I went.
And I pressed I like pressed the arrow in.
You know what I'm talking about?
OK, that's just and you wait.
Did you put the the head of it in the thing and you like you trigger it?
And then the thing spins around in your hand.
Should I get my drill? No, I don't know where it is.
But you know what you just say.
OK, you know, when you like you you put the you put the head in it
And you like when you press down the trigger that it spins.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
What the hell are you talking about?
Kind of freaky shit.
Are you on, bro?
No, I don't like you bite to it like, OK, don't worry, don't worry.
Next subject, skip the cut scene. Next sentence.
All right. Yeah.
So basically, the goggles, this is going to happen in July, bro.
And so Monday, Mike, he said he could help us a little bit.
But I think our chance will be mad if he if he helps because it's kind of really.
Yeah, because it has to be on us to build it, you know, Monday,
Mike, he's allowed.
No, verbal help.
He's allowed for verbal help.
Ferb will help.
You don't think it'll be good to be just there?
No, like he could.
He could be there, but I don't think he could physically help.
Yeah, but so how?
Okay, how?
What what timeline do you think this will be?
So it's going to be in July and it might take us like I say
under 24 hours. Easily. Yeah,
easily under 24 hours. Easily,
easily. Easily. Okay. Do like, are we,
are we pre planning a schedule a blueprint or are we just going to go in and bang?
You know, there's like different types of boats have us.
Yeah, but we just got to make one that floats.
What boat is that a good boat built by me dude, I'm like a light Australian equals carpenter
Who says no to that so I feel like I'm ready fucking what
Dude your house all day editing tiff talks rage-baiting twitching. It's like, are you
Yo, hey, hey, let's not say, yo, let's not put down friends, high-fives, what the fuck
was that shit?
Yeah, yeah.
Totally fucking, yo.
Margot's, it's just, I've changed since I got 22,000 viewers.
What?
That's fucked up, that's actually fucked up, high-fives.
Dude, yeah, I'm surprised you called me, I thought, I thought, I thought I wouldn't,
I thought I wouldn't, like, I thought, yeah, I thought you were going, bro.
You thought I thought, yeah.
called yeah yeah no bro okay so I booked the flight right now have us July yeah
but we don't know what what week in July what week what week I don't know what
week do you want to do like July 4th is that bro do the alligators come out on
independence day or no yes okay okay dude okay all right July the fourth to
win I'm son hi boys I thought you were fucking ready for this shit I don't
know boggles how long is it gonna take us so bro it probably won't take us that
long have I said you played build a boat in roadblocks no boggles let me just
paint the idea okay can I paint the idea to you you have a painter painter yes
what is my PC lagging oh my god yeah boggles I'm gonna paint the idea okay
here's the grass here's the grass here's the grass okay the beautiful idea
there's one thing there's something wrong middle left can you fix it that's
that's my face came back that can't be moved anyways boggles look so I'm gonna
create the pond now the ocean the I can make a perfect circle hold on wait why
Can I hear you twice? Why can I hear you twice? Oh, probably because you have to stream. I'm muted dumb fuck
Oh, what's that it was that?
Why is my
There we are. That's it. That's the best I'm gonna get
Okay
All right, so boggles that right what the fuck? Oh, okay. You painted it. Thank God. Yes. Yes, and
This green dot is the alligator in the in the
I don't make it make it a deeper color
Yeah, it's green dot. That's the alligator right there. That's him. So he's in the middle of the pond
Basically
What what what I don't know if your chest broken or like frozen. I don't know if it's working
Just for like 25 K
Okay, go inside my fault
basically boggles we got to get a boat that looks like this yeah yeah yeah like
that and we can film it up what why laugh this is what so this is the boat is
that bad right that looks like a toilet bowl you've drawn look there it is
that's our boat. Okay, I can sit now. Yeah. Now. So we're
gonna have to sell a bit. We're gonna have to sell. Yeah. And
then we got it. This is this is one to one size by the way. So
we gotta be sitting right here.
Nice. Nice. Yeah. Make sure make sure I'm taller. Make sure
I'm taller. Hold on. I got you.
Um, just give me one second.
Um, who's who? Who's who?
Uh, you're no.
Yeah.
All right.
Um, so basically, what?
Bro, this is, this is you.
This is you.
Hi, guys.
I'm literally six five and I, you're not six five.
You're not six five.
Okay.
Look, you gotta make this three day.
Okay.
Boom.
All right.
That's our boat.
Okay, now there's gonna be lines because it's gonna be planked
You know you know who planked in this yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
It's gonna be lined because it's gonna be planks see that
Holy shit new paycar vice 20 you break 26k. Let's go 27. Okay. Yeah, but they're going fucking viral right now
Yeah, they're all view bots. They're all fucking view bots, but anyways yo wait chat can y'all give five subs
I need to see if my loads are working wait you could if everyone in here does five high-fives
You could you could become number one wait actually
Yeah, wait chat everyone give five subs
Wait hold on you're right
My god, they're saying we don't
Um, but yeah, I haven't
I don't know, maybe you may
Gifting broken at the moment. Yeah, it could be. Oh, that's like a classic bug
Buggles look so this is this is the camera. Is the camera tripod right here? Yeah, that looks like a pirate ship
What the fuck is this shit? Like are we trying to like conquer like are we trying to find treasure in the camera fucking?
It's the camera right here looking at us and then also
boggles we are gonna need
a tent. These are tents. And, and, we're gonna need a fire. Yes, yes, yes. Thoughts? So, basically,
boggles, are you listening? Why are you muted? Yes, yes. Okay. Oh, because the gift button
wasn't broken in my channel. Oh yeah. Has with the one gift. It's up. Thank you so much,
bro. But basically, it's going to be the layout. This is going to be fire. Yeah, we're going
to need we're going to need it. Well, how are we going to eat also? We're going to need
to bring MREs or go fishing. However, I don't think you don't eat stuff that requires like
cooking or fire or heat like you only snack it's only snacks okay um hold on i gotta thank my
one gift that's up sweat shirt appreciate the tier one sub thank you
so what do you think about this player bugles you haven't really made any input
no i love it um so what are these two things on the right is that like why are they tense
yep those are tense oh wait so oh so oh we've got two tents now the budget upgraded where is um
Where's Monday Mike Stagen?
I don't know.
Oh!
Let me thank my three gifters.
Uh, Twizzlers, presented two gifters.
Thank you so much.
Egg, presented one gifter.
Thank you.
We're on the road to number one, subscribe to channel.
Yeah.
So, okay.
Two gifters out of 24K viewers, high-vives.
That's, now, that's one less person that doesn't have to watch ads.
Egg, exactly.
Egg.
You know what we should do after this, Margot?
Oh my God, you know what you should do with 25K viewers?
High-fives, do it, do a mafia method.
You should count down from 10 with a hypersong and a base of everyone gives one.
You're right, you're right. Hold on, let me...
But what song?
Song, song. Ah, Dummy Man. You gotta do his one.
Dummy Man?
Dummy man might use you and then you get the Google volume booster. You know the Google volume booster
Yeah, okay, and I have a count down
Yes, yes
And then they're all gonna gift oh my god
Yo CS tank present a five gift that thank you bro hold on I'll give them
Here I'll give them 30 seconds, show me what the end of 30 seconds job I'm not kidding
hold on.
What are you doing this up what?
Yeah it's a sabaton.
Hey!
Oh!
It's a bugger!
Sabaton!
Sabaton!
Sabaton!
Oh!
I can walk
Everybody try to have a nap
You can go hungry
Stop stop stop!
Make yourself ugly
Wait I have to keep doing what I'm doing
Make yourself ugly
You can't do what I ain't doing
You better hold on to the fancy my other hand
I got my main bitch a common man
I've got my other movies and my leather things
Rushing the tracks like I'm your brother
And the door in my hands detention studiments
1600s nigga so anywhere
I done with Kris and Leo on my underwear
I got my name in a costume, I'm 100 years
Don't have no other arm in the city here
Niggas be looking at me like I'm kind of everywhere
Niggas be thinking they running my city, where?
Jella head
You
Woo!
Time, time, time!
If you're showing a slap with one hand, I should be holding a bitch in my other hand
I put my man in a bitch, a cull in it, I put my envelope in chill another bitch
Running in tracks like I do, I'm in it, throwin' my hands, he turns into a stud of his
I do not use niggas from anywhere, I don't make Christian Dior in my underwear
How long we in it cost me a hundred pairs, don't put no underarm on us from city care
Niggas be lookin' at me like I'm kinda wearing niggas be thinkin' they runnin' my city where
Dummy man
What was that pants on, man?
Bro, I was kind of hitting that shit.
I know, but did you break any bones?
It looks like when you've changed directions,
something in your body has.
No, bro.
No, it was good.
It was good.
Yeah, by the way.
Oh!
Swatch over to five gifted!
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Dude, have us.
I'm proud of your sub-ethan.
Thank you, bro.
You know, I, um,
Is it fun July?
Boggles breathe boggles breathe.
Yo boggles.
Are you good bro?
Like you seem like you're like,
Yes, I was I was I was I was saying we are all waiting to the last second to
gift.
Yeah.
Okay.
So basically.
Hmm.
Okay.
So, mm.
All right.
So big.
Okay.
So, mm.
Why didn't you gift by the way?
Oh, no, I was.
But, um, no, it's because I'm from Australia at the time.
It takes like this, like delay.
Oh, it's kind of like go through like customs and shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you brain dad?
Um, have you ever fought in Guerrero?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
They fuck you up.
They're like, dear, you got dear.
Have you ever thought idea?
Yeah, we have deer dude like what?
We don't have deer so don't act all like you're like you're talking like I said
First you shake their hand
After a quick kiss we brought it up push them back now
Don't be intimidated when they bite your kick you you simply have to just bite and kick them
Okay, so our kangaroos are like humans?
Because they have a condo. Because they stand on their back two legs and they kind of push like a human.
Big red kangaroo? Yes. Yes. Yes. Big red.
Big. They call me big red. Big red kangaroo.
What?
Roger?
Roger was a red kangaroo known for his muscular build reminiscent. Have you seen a deer like that?
What is this guy left of a human bodybuilder with his giant body became the
Kangaroo community standing six feet seven right now they outweigh the population of Australia one to two
There's two kangaroos for every one human
Holy shit, so do you just like go outside or you just see like
Interesting
Uh, bro, he's six seven he's six foot seven inches
He would fuck me up bro like this looks like a human this is a human
wait why'd you pass the way well no I don't know I don't know oh he died in
Sanctuary in 2018 he died in 2018 but now I'm just sad I wish I took high
bars instead oh I remember seeing you guys you're in it's pal check this out
But it's no has been rescued from this particular
Fun facts that that's actually my uncle. He's fucking ate a ray on
What the fuck
What is he lifting?
He's benching a lot.
Dude, how about should I bring a kangaroo on the plane?
A kangaroo on the plane?
I don't think it would allow you on the plane, dude.
Wait, can you have a kangaroo as a pet?
Mmm, kinda, sometimes.
It's like the deer people.
Can you have a deer as a pet?
Like, some places.
No really, no really.
What the fuck would you want a kangaroo as a pet?
What are you gonna do with it, how about?
Uh, love it.
Be a great parent.
Sorry.
I don't think there's a kangaroo that doesn't way, like, like, there's
sort of kangaroo that weighs 32,000 by the way.
Oh, nice.
I've eyes.
Yeah.
I'm, I'm, I'm going up.
I'm going up.
How about is it you the number one streamer on Twitch?
I, I, I think I am.
Yeah.
That's not a good thing.
Boggles, that's not a good thing.
It's not you've been working so hard as well like I just want to congratulate you
Okay, like now that you're at the top now like I feel like you've really grounded for this
I really have goggles and I'm glad that you see like the work I put in because like you know
I'm a very hard working individual. You know what I'm saying. So I kind of deserve this
Yeah, and it reflects and the streamer the stream is hard work reflects that community
So let's actually chat like this is hi guys. Just uh, I mean chat does hi boys work hard. Yes or no?
And they should agree with you, you know. Yeah. Yeah, just watch
Why are you laughing you're in turn a lot of lot of new first-time chatters I was it's they're obviously no though so
Yeah, do you think that do you think there's a single topic they agree with you on
If I take a stance on the topic they will always go opposite so basically let me see
Ramos succeeds is the best game on planet earth. That's that's an easy one. That's an easy one.
And they're all saying no. No, no, look, they do agree. Ready? Highboss is dumb as fuck.
What did you just read? That guy's not agreeing. He's, he's, all right, let me read a chat then.
Oh, did you see this one? Highboss love your content bro. You stream every single day and
I tune in every single day for every single hour and every single minute of the stream
Thank you so much for streaming. I see your dedication and hard work paying off
Yeah, you just read your notes up
No, I didn't
That was a chatter
somebody put up that
That was what a 500 word chat message. No, I had a power nap in between that speech
Okay, well, it was allowed. It was it was just under the minimum
For the maximum
Bro chat so how about what are you gonna do with all these new viewers you have to like you're gonna hold the momentum
You're gonna do something crazy. What do you want to do? What do you want?
I want to do I want you to skydive you want me to go skydiving with view bots
Are you like that?
Or you could just like I don't know base jump from your house the roof. All right, I can't
I can't stream that I don't think I don't think I can stream that one
No dude just face jump from chest to casino
Do you want me dead?
No dude I just want you to push the stander
Are you high right now?
Why are you so laughter?
No it's just I don't know you just a good time and a fun one
Yeah, you are fucking blasted right now.
You are fucking blasted.
Dude, I'm just, dude, okay.
Let's not shit on people's spitball and good ideas
when you've got 33,000 viewers.
Like, hi, boys, I need you to like,
just the fucking-
Chad, have a one in the chat if you're a Viewbot.
Let's see how many Viewbots I have.
Yeah, okay, so all right, so if they're a robot,
you don't appreciate them as much as a human.
Oh, of course.
So you're saying if they're a robot,
so you're saying you don't appreciate someone being here,
even if they're a robot.
Yeah, cause I don't want fucking chat to P.T. Claude
and fucking open AI watching my streams, bro.
That's just, I don't give a fuck about those clankers.
Fuck the clankers.
See?
That's kinda fucked up.
No, ready?
Look, look, look, look.
Okay, if you're a human in chat right now, say Joe,
And if they're a robot, they'll say Joe with a zero high-mines.
And if they're a human, they'll say Joe with a zero.
One of my moms said,
Vagal's only reading your chat because his chat doesn't move in.
Okay.
All right.
Well, what the fuck?
The holy albully asshole.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm like, are you sick in the head?
No, no, no, no, no.
That's a scenario where you're like,
if you're the skilled playground, I'm telling the teacher of it.
What the fuck was that coming?
I don't know.
It was one of my mods.
I just read it.
No, it was you.
It came out of your mouth.
No, it was you.
It was one of my mods.
I just read it.
Kyle, uh, uh, yeah.
I just read my chat and they just said son and me.
Boggles, are you on my, are you on my discord?
Oh yeah, I am.
So what we should do?
Shed his fuck.
Oh, sorry.
Okay.
Sorry, I'll have a comment.
So what we should do, we should make a stage
and see how many of my, my viewers are clankers.
And they have to join that and talk to us.
And verify.
Yes, yes, you should host, host, um,
this drag viewers in boggles, hosts a job interview.
Okay.
High-vives and Dumber is going to be the.
It's going to be the, um, name of the stage.
Give me one second.
Who can see that?
Wait, add stage moderators.
Uh, mods.
Okay, do you see the stage? Yes or no? It's in voice zone.
Yeah, I can't, everything's black, everything's black. I can't say anything right now.
What? What?
Oh, my eyes were closed. Sorry. Okay.
I opened them.
Wow.
Hold up.
Oh, shit!
Damn!
Whoa!
Shit
Hold up chat. Let's see how many people joined at the stage. I'm gonna start the stage
Debating boggles and I've asked pod cast one
Hello guys, welcome to my podcast
Um, this is the first ever pop. What is boggles doing?
Boggles here. I'm gonna boggles. I'm gonna make you a speaker boggle
Boggles raise your hand boggles
Where's boggles at
Boggles
What a fuck is boggles?
Chow, how do I make boggle invite to speak?
All right. Boggles, come up. Boggles, come up. Come on, Boggles. Chad, if you're not
in the Discord, X-Mitch Mark Discord, then join. I'm not kidding. Yo, Boggles! Join the
FUCKING STAGE!
What do you mean you can't? I invited you to speak. Chat! Raise your hand if you want to speak!
Hey!
Wait, raising hand is the same thing.
wait oh people are raising hands okay let's bugle so you live you live
boggles boggles get on the stage bro I'm inviting you get on the stage
boggles raise your fucking head
This fucker, bro.
I live in Australia.
I need to verify my age to the government.
Me, huh?
All right, let me let me invite some some.
Let me invite.
Let me invite Mr. S. I don't know what his name.
Hello, bro.
Yo, what?
Yo, it's a viewbot number 667 reporting for duty.
When do I receive payments, sir?
Hi, bro.
of dumb fuck. You're not a view bot. You're an actual real human.
Okay.
Beep, boop, beep.
Get the fuck out.
Do not understand.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Worst idea of my fucking life. Yeah. Worst idea of
my fucking life.
Kirby. What's good, Kirby? Kirby, come on. Come on the stage, Kirby.
Yo, Kirby.
That was good advice.
How's it going, bro? Are you a real human or are you a robot?
Yeah, no, for sure. I'm a viewbot.
All right, off offstage.
I'm going to find I'm going to find one person.
I'm going to I need to find one fucking person that isn't trolling.
These guys are view bots, by the way.
They're not fucking view bots.
God.
Flakes, what's good?
Flakes, how's it going, bro?
Oh, hi, guys.
Hi, bro.
Yo, what's good, man?
How do you enjoy the streams?
Do you enjoy like if you had to if you had to say a one through 10, what would it be?
A fucking minus 10 your fucking piece of shit.
I can't do it for sure.
No, okay guys, welcome to the first ever
Hive Eyes Incorporated
um
Shares meeting you guys are all a part of the shares meeting boggles get on the stage
Yep, Boggles raises hand.
Boggles, come on.
What's good, Boggles?
Hey, good news, dude.
The government thinks I'm over 18.
See, that's great. That's great.
Boggles, yep.
Boggles, I would like to invite you to the first
High-Vise Incorporated Shares meeting.
And basically, we're going to talk about how the business is doing.
Now, chat.
If y'all didn't know, shareholders, if y'all didn't know,
If y'all didn't know, we actually hit a peak of 36,000 viewers, so...
Yep, and you could only get 67 in the audience.
Is that even 1%?
Is that even 0.1%?
Is that even 0.1%?
Some people don't use Discord.
Some people don't use Discord, you know what I'm saying?
Some all all.
No, some people don't use Discord.
So, I mean, it happens, it happens.
to see who wants to come up. I'm going to invite our first share holder to talk about the company so far.
MT, get on the stage. MT, how's it going, bro? Welcome to the first ever High Vives Incorporated Shares Meeting.
So I don't really know you. Boggles, what's up, man?
Oh, it's good, bro. Hey, I'm sorry. You have to get dragged in. Yeah, I'm doing a good day, bro
Yeah, I don't know who these other guys but yeah, you know guys. Yeah, I watch the videos all the time
Yeah, hey, hey, how about the adults are talking please? Yeah, we're actually having a conversation
Right, yeah, it's rude to bother you. I appreciate it. No
Yeah, anyway, yeah, so you still on for next week
Yeah, I'll just know fuck this guy. No
No, fuck that guy!
That's not gonna go good with the shareholders.
No, no, I don't go fuck.
I don't go fuck.
If this is high-fives incorporated,
I'm supposed to be the one taking questions.
Buggles, Buggles, it's limited.
You are my right-hand man.
You don't know shit about high-fives incorporated.
You always think it's about yourself, dude.
Fuck me.
Next guy.
Morex, get on the stage.
Hey, you know, hey, hey, hey,
how's it going, bro?
Good, good.
Uh, come on, sir.
Uh, uh, how it got paid in 32
days?
Um, yeah.
Oh, no, but this is the worst idea
that we came out.
No, we needed to ask for a currency to pay him
So he brings out payment and you kick him from the call
No, I think you're the worst idea that's ever happened to this company not this
So you think that
I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to this company by the way if I didn't go yes
Muggles if I didn't go live
This company wouldn't be a fucking thing. I'm the one that created this company ground up
up. Can I get some retweets in the chat? Can I get some auras in the chat?
You built the ones, you built the zeros, you built the clods, you built the bots, you built
it all high-fives. It's all you. Watch. The auras are coming in the chat. See? See?
They're all there. They're all there. By the way, I don't view bot. It is what it is.
Actually, okay. We'll take a couple more questions from the shareholders and we'll get out of
here because the shareholders meeting will wrap up soon.
Ivy. What's the wait? Yeah.
Ivy. Hello.
Oh, my God, it's one of your things you build.
Highlights. It's a lot. No, it is.
Can I get a serious guy in here?
Yo, yeah, I don't fucking speak like I don't speak like her.
I'm not a robot boggles. That's what a clenker would say
Joe guy, okay, I get it
Joe guy, how's it going bro? Love to love to see that you're the high-vise incorporated shares
Shareholders meeting for the first time ever. This is part one
viewbot number eight four three two reporting for duty
Yeah
H-I-V-Mind, I love your stream.
Okay.
Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I didn't even think he said the name.
He didn't.
He had a H.
What?
What'd he say?
Yeah, he didn't say my name right.
Like, this isn't...
Yeah, you need to uptake them.
You need to uptake your...
You need to uptake your bullets.
No, no, no.
They're not fucking view bots.
Okay?
Yo, chat.
Type a one in the chat if you're a view bot.
Let's just get to it then. No, no, no, if you're a view button harvest that can we speak binary like ones and zeros?
And no, it's just gonna flood with binary code. Oh my God. Yeah
This is bad no boggles bad, this is really bad
It's I can't read a chat like I don't know how do I read this boggles boggles?
have a fuck I read this. No, no, no, dude, you got to translate.
It's clanker. It's easy. They're all say it's here. I'll translate for you.
OK, so yeah, a lot of them are all saying high-fives. Go fuck yourself.
All right. Pay us more to be here.
Yeah, no, I can translate.
Just let me know what you want translated.
No, I'm good. Actually, I'm translation.
As as for the shareholders, guys,
this is going to be the end of the meeting
Because I think we're getting infested by by by robots right now.
Um, I know you guys are, most of you are real, but the 5%, you know what I'm saying?
They're all clankers.
No, no, do not do this.
No, no, no, just because you're having a fucking sick harvest.
Do not put it on the 5%.
It's just a made up fucking statistic harvest.
You just bought 81 people here took time out of their day
and now you're just going to fucking waste their time by saying, no,
I can this because I'm high-bives and I'm having a fucking suck.
Alright, I'm- I'm- I- I- I- I- I- Puggles.
You hear the music? I'm playing the outro.
Guys! I hope you guys had so much fun in the High-Bives Shares Holders meeting.
And, um...
Yeah, Puggles, what do you have to say?
Um, yo, let's all do this shit without high-bives next week, guys.
Type of one in the chat if you agree.
Alright. Yeah, I'm- I'm fucking out this shit.
Yeah. What the fuck does that even mean? Do it without hivahs? Are you brain damaged?
Bro, they got esports packs?
Oh, you can see these now. Watch the drops. Whoa.
Oh, okay.
Hey, bro, I hope y'all, you know,
had a great stream chat because I do have to end.
You know what I'm saying?
I do have to end because, because I cannot do a modding stream
today, I physically cannot.
No, Gucci's, I cannot, I cannot do a modding stream today.
I will get low W information playing instruments.
I will get banned.
So, yeah.
Let's spend my outro though.
Chat, I'm gonna choose an outro
and you guys are gonna like it.
Next up, got some song.
No.
We need a sad song,
cause I know you guys are like all sad that I'm leaving.
Let me see.
Oh, this is a good song.
morning chat there's a message on my phone it's gonna be okay why end so
early because because I hit four hours and I'm overworking now overworking
emojis but also I have to prep for the stream all right I'm celebrating
Chat, I hope everyone had a fantastic day, evening, night, with high-fives.
I love you guys. I appreciate all the fans of the followers, all the subs.
Even if you didn't do any of that, and you just, you just hung around. Thank you.
I just woke up. Yeah, but this is my only short stream. I literally cannot stream for longer.
If you guys want me to stream for longer, you're gonna look at a fucking black screen.
Because I can't show you Jixie Stream.
I'm out.
bye this is look here I'll create it I'll create it I want you to put effort in
my into my stream but I'll create endings ending stream ending screen
You gave me my name and now I see you face when I look at mine, so how do I, how do I, how do I say goodbye?
There's no way you could ever let me down, gonna steal some time and start again, you must be my closest friend
And someday we're gonna make it out
Just hold the light
Just hold the light high
So how do I say goodbye?
Someone keeps been with me for my whole damn life
You gave me my name and the color
Yeah, yeah, I see your face when I look at mine
So how do I, how do I, how do I say goodbye?
you