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08-31-2024 · 8h 35m
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What's going on, everybody?
I hope everyone's having a fantastic evening, fantastic afternoon, fantastic afternoon, no
matter where you are in the world.
I'm Hasan Piker, and this is Austin, and I'm back as coming to you live from sunny
California, Los Angeles folks who are live and alive, and I hope all the boys, girls
and ambies are having a fantastic one because today's a beautiful day.
Today's a wonderful day.
Today is the last day of August.
It's August 31st, 2024, and I'm live.
I'm alive. And the month of August is now done. That's right. Normally the month of August is a
cursed month for those of you who are in the know, for those of you who've been in this community for
a couple of Augusts now. Usually the month of August is when I get canceled. Obviously August
21st, 2019. That was a big one. That's like one of the first famous ones where I said
that American deserve 9 11. I was on Fox news. Um, last year around August, uh, or in
2021 around August, that's when I bought house or rather I got doxed and that my house
purchase was leaked. Um, you know, it's usually, it's usually a month full of a lot of people
should be like, fuck a song. Fuck this guy. I hate this guy. You know, um, I guess
I did technically get kicked out of the DNC, but I don't really consider that to be that big of a
I don't think that that was that big like it's not
It wasn't that bad
Like that wasn't like a cancellation. You know what I mean?
So
Yeah, I am gonna say this, uh, you know the month of august this time has been fortuitous
I've I feel like I've been vindicated quite a bit this month of august rather than get attacked
mercilessly as I do in other Augusts and I think the people that want to say the
DNC one counts are just trying to pad the stats really but anyway folks this is
part of the broadcast where I tell you a little bit about my personal news about
what's going on in the world of a son house and I'm a piker in between the
time period where I press the stop to remember and then press the start
and button and honestly there is not really anything going anything else
going on in my life other than wu kong I'll just say it right off the
jump. Pop dome shit. Uh, end of the broadcast, uh, after a spectacular WUKON gaming session
as you guys may or may not know, maybe some of you watched it. Some of you didn't. We did the, uh,
we obviously did the, the, uh, community census yesterday, which I'll be talking about a little
bit today as well. Some of the results were unsurprising. Maybe some of the results
were surprising. But in any case, yeah, um, I've been, I've been deeply a Wolfgang addict.
I've been just diving into Wolfgang head first. I played all of the chapter two bosses cleared
all of them. Um, it was a lot of fun. We're all wondering about the shirt shows the Cussy.
Yes, I'm wearing the famous Cussy shirt today. Um, yeah, I secret levels too. I went,
I did the mad tiger, I did black long, I did red long and the first, uh, first behind the
water fountain boss, black long, I would say is like black long is probably the heart,
like one of the hardest bosses I played, like one of the more annoying bosses I played.
Um, I even had to swap my stance to dust Azure, um, but he just kept spamming the,
the area attack, the, the electricity area attack.
was really fucking annoying. And I only later found out you can just like stand on top of
a rock when he does that and then you'll be fine. But in any case, yeah, in any case,
ladies and gentlemen, boys, girls and MBs. This morning I did something that is truly
unique though. I woke up and I kept playing Wul Kong instead of, instead of going in.
Um, yeah, the boyboy collab came out. I know we're going to be watching that, of course, obviously.
Well, yeah. Um, what was I saying? Oh, um, I, uh, I didn't work out this morning. What's
different about this morning is that I did not work out. And the reason why I did not
work out uh oh i've been watching some wano too i will say that i will say that uh i've been watching
i've been watching wano it's starting to get peak i'll say this much uh
2015 like the episode i don't know who did the art there but it like dramatically shifted
and it's some of the best art some of the best like uh sequences some of the best
Kino I've ever seen in one piece overall they should just hire that team and only make them do it
It was incredible. I think it might be like the best episode of one piece I've ever watched
It's like an entirely different show. It's beautiful. It's sad
It made me tear up a little bit
It made me it reminded me of ace and how much I I loved him and
How sad it made me that he's not
around, you know, RIP. Well, yeah, shit was peak. And then the rest of it is like, he
said 1000. Yeah. 1000 and 15, bro. That's right. One piece. Cause that's shit up because
it wasn't in the manga. That's why you have to stop watching one piece and one, oh, they're
two Puritan dude. I, I'm not watching one pace. I'm watching one piece again, but
let me tell you, okay. Wano is fucking ass. Okay. That's like, you, you shouldn't
have to swim through piss and shit for like eight days straight and with like
reused assets reuse sound assets reuse scenes over and over again the same
fucking B squad fighting against the samurai over and over again as I hear
Queen scream the same fucking words over and over again a million times over
like Wano is fucking Wano is an arc that I suspect is even long in the
Manga, but it is entirely too fucking long
It is entirely too fucking long in the anime. It's just like literally
It's just crazy man. It's crazy. It's like unacceptable like you can't dude
If people didn't have the sunk cost of a thousand episodes. No one will put up with that shit
okay
No one I'm serious
Like you should not feel like a trek dude. It should not feel like a trek
it should not, it should feel like a journey that you're excited every episode. Okay. I'm sorry.
It's just 100% true. And if any, if anyone has a fucking problem with that, like, okay,
here, Dick Ryder, okay, straight up. I can't wait for that remake. I bet it's going to be
phenomenal. Okay. I think that that remake will probably like, if that remake cuts the fat,
Trim's the fat and shit. I'ma be honest with you
It'll make one piece the greatest literary work of all time like it'll make it
I mean it already
It already is massively popular obviously, but like it will solidify it 100 percent
Um, so i'm excited to see what happens, but like there's just too much fat dude. It's just ridiculous. I now understand why matt
ranked it lower than I thought it would be because like anyway it's just fucking
unacceptable folks I'm sorry okay it's completely unacceptable it's ridiculous
it's it how heavy were you here you think looking huge oh yeah this is I was
Yeah, I saw goon morning got it. I I don't know this is like 2016. I think I'm more jacked in here now though
It's just like
2016 2017 probably it's just like it looks better because of the lighting
Since you a Zora fan, soon you will be as one of his peak. Yeah
Me and alternative universe when I'm house abby's loofah
This is ridiculous. Okay. Ridiculous. Y'all are ridiculous. The end of Wano's peak. Yeah.
We'll see. I haven't gotten there yet. When will banana peels be? Afternoon when Austin
gets here. When Austin lands. Okay. But as a migrator, Wano is unironically my favorite
art. Yeah. It's ridiculous, bro. It like COVID fucked it up a little bit too from what I understand.
But like, come on. Anyway, I'm done talking about wano. Um, it's, it's, it's fantastic now, but it's
just like so frustrating that it took so long to get there. That's all I'm saying. Do you
understand? Like, it shouldn't have taken that fucking long to get there. There's so much
god damn fat there it's like ridiculous ridiculous
um arc after one I was literally 12 out of 10 yeah egghead I hear a lot of great
things about so we'll see so um oh wait fucking pissing me off dude using the
same goddamn sound ass since 1975 like since literally the beginning of anime
They've been using the same fucking sound asses like this is not a joke
They straight up are using the same fucking sound asses from Dragon Ball. Okay, it is unironic
It is it is the most unacceptable thing I've ever seen or heard
It's like dude add some fucking sounds like are you insane? Are you kidding me?
bro
Come on, dude. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. I don't want to hear fucking the same slippers running on fucking
I don't want to hear the same slipper
Run noise over and over again every fucking episode it makes me go crazy. It's like triggering fucking autism in my brain
Yeah, you should have worn the cussie shirt the DNC let us down
Okay. Well my bad
so
They actually do make a lot of egghead that episode you like the team in charge of eggheads who get hype and there isn't any soundtrack
Okay. Well, hopefully I'm about to fucking finish wano. So I got like 70 more episodes left. So
Is ethno side included in genocide? What ethno side is genocide?
Maybe I'm not gay because Hassanabbi tick tock
Yeah, I've seen this is the old one at this point is the og
um
Yeah, I've we from what I understand we've turned the we turn the freaking frogs france. Okay. That's what we're doing out here
Like let's be real and it's not kids either. It's like fucking 30 year olds
Russian MOD knowing your Porsche exists has me dead. Yeah, I'm gonna talk about that in a second
It is one of the craziest things I've ever fucking experienced one of the craziest things I've ever encountered like honestly
Honestly, it's just like this morning. I woke up to this shit and I was like this is this is wild
This is like actually fucking wild
We'll get to that in a second
But yeah, Russia like where are the fucking naffo like pro-ukranian andies now like apparently I'm a bigger up to Russia than they are
Okay, you know what I mean y'all are on fucking reddit
Charping y'all are on fucking Twitter chirping except turns out like the Russian government hates me more than you
How does that make you feel bro?
Okay
Worst day to be a fucking pro-ukranian visible pro-ukranian osan account. I swear to God
Anyway, let's fucking blast it for all the Brazilian chatters. This is Twitter. Okay. This is what
it looks like. Don't worry. You'll be able to see it from the Twitch stream, obviously, because
you know, Brazil bands, Twitter, Kamala and Trump trade blows with 65 days till election.
Okay Russian government uses me in a recruitment ad new boy boy vid Austin and I do ban appeals
Okay, buddy. And wu kong chapter three later get in now. They use yes, ladies and gentlemen,
I'm going to show you in a second. Okay. This is not a fucking joke. This is not a meme.
This is not a is not a joke. This is a real thing that happened. Does anyone have a
screenshot of the
Does anyone have a blast off meme or what? Yeah, I'll do okay, buddy. Did I brother the cars are fucking on your shirt?
Yeah, I know no you heard it right
cinema
Okay, I like that. Okay, I'll use that one
Okay
What is this dude?
This is so funny
I saw an Austin moments started watching a song because I thought there were a couple of them out. That is that is crazy
That is crazy. This is more fun less political than like 74 percent of Sunday fund days. Yeah, that's the whole point
I'm trying to do more. I'm trying to do more fun shit, dude. What are you talking about?
We can't be doing just news all the goddamn time, you know what I'm saying? It'll make me go crazy. You are you like one though?
Yeah, I am his platonic top
I'm a spiritual top. That's what it is spiritually top in his ass. We need to react back. I know we haven't done reaction is so long.
What? What is this? Having out after productive day of learning how to draw that one Turkish guy on the internet. Let's go. This is sick.
Yo, this is so good versus my house awesome 2021, which we're a varying quality and look
like a different dude every time.
Okay.
These are incredible.
You're very talented bro saw that 30 year old majority and said, we need to bring back
reacts.
Yo, seeing the 30 year old majority, seeing the 30 year old majority, I should be reacting
the fucking, I don't know, like silent films or something. Okay. I should be reacting to
the first movie so that people can feel nostalgia. So people can feel a sense of nostalgia. I
should be reacting to the fucking MPR commercials. Like, holy shit, dude, plus 30 audiences
like 44% at this point. It's crazy. It's actually crazy. We might as well, we might
as well do AARP subscriptions right now, dude. This is like, they should be hitting me up
right now so that they can get the new crop of, of AARP subscribers in here.
I saw, I don't know if you saw, but there are good news from the BDB to front. Okay.
Show me, show me, bro. We should be reacting to the citizen Kane. Half of the chat is
the citizen in citizen Kane. Okay. You are the Kane. You're half of chat is
Canaan Abel, dude. Just like, Oh dude, don't watch Charlie Chaplin. He like still owes me
money. It's fucked up. Okay. So there's a 56 year old woman here. Yeah. This is literally
chat. Let's be real. And myself included, you know, we are all old. We have gotten old.
We've gotten oldest fuck. You've definitely never seen citizen came right? No, I have
not. Even though I know the dude, I know the person who made it his son. I know
I used to work with him Ben mangowits
But Brazil followed through on the Twitter ban. I don't even fucking know I think so
I can't post a clip of the Wu Kong clip went like they're in the cave using a day shut the fuck up
No way ain't no way. Are you serious? Dude? This is so exciting for me. Oh my god
Yeah, calm down. We got Chinese netizens watching right now. Okay, this might get on Billy BD. This might get on Billy BD, okay?
quick talk about how awesome China is we want high-speed rail this game is a
W for China oh 100% this is like this is in my opinion gamers are some of the
most reactionary people on the fucking planet and this game is probably this
game is like endlessly successful in terms of doing soft power for China I
I was not paying attention. Holy shit. Oh my god, bro, bro
Hassan China trip when the video is taken from so pie anchor who is a fantasy about heist from a so pie anchor
Who is a fantasy about high-speed rail our rails my comment will be posted on video video?
I hope China's high-speed rail can reach the Ivory Coast
Bro, this has how many views someone said this is 300 K views
Dude, I'm getting I'm picking up social credit left and right. Let's go. Let's go, baby
Zopi means leftist. Views are on the top left. 146 K. Is that what it is? Oh, 300 K. Yo, let's
go in one day, dude. 300 K in one day, baby. Let's go. How do you know Chinese people
like leftist? What are you talking about? CCP Glaser, China Glaser. First of all, Chinese
People like anybody that isn't immediately hostile to China. Okay, so that's number one and number two
number two
Chinese people are significantly more culturally tuned to the left
Than American people are I don't think you understand. We're talking about billions of fucking people that literally exist under the communist
Exist under the communist banner, you know what I mean like
like, even if you don't fancy yourself to be like a socialist at all, even if you don't
fancy yourself to be a socialist, like there is still a lot of like all the social conditioning
that comes along with that, you know what I mean? Imagine your founding father being
a fucking out and about communist. You know, the dude you're looking at your money on
is not a slave, but instead a dude who, you know, is one of the godfathers of,
you know, practical communism in existence. I feel like that culturally, just like how
culturally we talk about like, um, just like how we talk about culturally the way that,
um, the way that Americans like exhibit white supremacist tendencies, I would assume that
culturally, uh, a lot of Chinese people have those tendencies as well, even if they're
not like super ideologically out and about. Literally some chapters are grouping
billions of people in one political ideology is like watching videos of
Trump and they can ever American is an exact reflection of him. Well, they're
not wrong. All I'm saying is you are assuming most Chinese love now. No, dude,
you're misunderstanding the point I'm making. It's like the way that
Americans perceive the founding fathers. Okay. How is that hard for you
to comprehend the way that Americans perceive the founding fathers the way
that Americans are like still socially like there are plenty of Americans who
think like obviously yeah this shit sucks right with terms with respect to the
founding fathers army of Chinese citizen that praises now oh my god dude you are
not understanding social conditioning please like you're you're I think you're
openly I think you're openly jumping to a false conclusion that I'm not making I'm
not saying every single Chinese person is like a dick writer of Mao what you are
trying what you are I mean you're trolling me right now which is really
annoying because it's a fucking Saturday and we're just trying to have fun and
immediately you're like um let's talk about China everybody actually hates
Mao and there's no Chinese leftist like holistically okay across the board if your country's founding
father is a fucking communist you are going to have very different like very different fundamental
principles culturally okay that's just it that's all I'm saying oh my god dude okay shut up
enough take 30 minutes off and then you can come back and troll again okay you're being annoying
Stop being charitable. Stop being charitable on a Saturday. I know it's so fucking lame
Just got here. I think you're shadow banned on IG. Wait, why?
What does that mean?
Why would I be shadow banned on Instagram?
All political content is suppressed on IG
Can't look you up in the surge bar again
Chatter is saying this while a ton of Chinese netizens have been getting mad at the Wukong disc for flipping off a mount portrait
Yeah, it's like I think I made like this softest
um, broadest fucking take that I could in terms of like, of course, culturally speaking, culturally
speaking, like if you're founding fathers are, you know, if you're founding fathers are slavers,
then you're going to have some white supremacist hangups. If you're founding father is
now you're going to have some, you're going to carry on some of the cultural aspects of that,
some of the cultural values of that in your societal development. It's all about social conditioning.
It doesn't mean that like people are ideologically socialist or anything. That's it.
Stop opening Twitter. I would get a 10k fine. What's up Brazilians? Your take was not hot.
It was pretty logical. Chatter was being annoying. I know. I wasn't even making like a fucking
super hot take being like everyone, every Chinese netizen carries the spirit of mal
in every action that they take and they want to restore the cultural revolution tomorrow
cultural revolution today cultural revolution tomorrow
of course can't just be normal about China in America literally literally proven the point
alright let's look at this funny Trump meme me Trump you've been a bad kitty turns vibrator on the
man bro he is moaning dude that is crazy that's a grown-ass man why is he moaning so much that's
weird dude that's weird dog why are you moaning this much you need to dial it back dude my mom
literally said nothing about China too much because I will seem like a terrorist yo this is I mean
this goes back to like obviously what I've said time and time again that Donald Trump is zesty
as hell. Okay. But like, honestly, someone is getting off to this. And I, and by someone,
I mean me, I'm getting off to it. But also, I think like people in the crowd are getting
off to it. You cannot convince me that there aren't debbers and barbers in that crowd right
now that are like, nutting a little bit. Okay, just a little bit. Just a little bit.
Like this is bro, this is straight up me after like, a week of not having time to
nut. Okay. I'll say it. I'm not embarrassed. I'll openly admit that. Okay. Have you blasted
off already? Um, I think I did, but I forgot. I did. Uh, yeah, here it is. Brazil bands,
Twitter, your stream is falling off. Wow. Says chud, zoomer. Why did these people do
it? My haters are my number one participators in the chat. They literally watch every
second they are like waiting for for like a marginal weekend like they'll be
like oh man you're you're fucking weekend views are lower than your Monday
news hmm seems to mean like you're falling off it's like bro come on it's
the election cycle just wait okay like just wait just wait until the election
cycle is done so that you can say I'm dropping off you know tracking my
fucking stats like that. Maybe everyone is dying in the background while we play circus.
What guy who used to work at Prager you and Heritage Foundation has a problem with Gropor
war. Wait, what? I don't think this guy is real, bro. I don't think this guy actually
worked there. We need Nicholas J. Fuentes to change up his advisors Gropor war two
would have been much more successful. He wasn't surrounded by talentless dorky lazy
hacks. Oh man. Okay. I'll be real dude. Do the right thing. If you're, if you're like a,
if you think, if you cars have a grouper and say things like grouper war unironically on
the timeline, do the right thing, you know, rid society of this poison, like you're,
you're on borrowed time. You're on borrowed time. You're, you got nothing. Okay. You
got nothing going on for you, just do it. Okay. Do the right thing. Just do the right thing.
Follow Adolf Hitler in that, all the way to the end, you know, preserve your family's
honor, you know, a lot of you guys love Japanese culture and shit. Why don't you, why don't
you do that? Why don't you, why don't you come to the recognition that you brought great
shame?
You brought great unimaginable shame to your family. You know what I mean? And, and do the
right thing. That's all I'm going to say. What is this as an Indian house on Abbey Head?
I'm proud of the way you handled the anti-Indian sentiment on your podcast appearance. Oh,
this,
they definitely do.
This guy was saying that like, uh, Jews get reparations in America, like by the
American government when he called in he's like everybody gets reparations but
black people and and it was pretty funny and he's like but then when he starts
talking about indias it was hilarious yeah Jews did get reparations for the
German government but that's not that's not what he's saying he's making it
seem like every Jewish person in America is still getting a fucking check
from the American government. I got something to tell you my brother. Hey, state your source.
He's right. Hold up. Hold up. But he said everybody else other than black people are
getting money. Who else is getting money?
All right. So they, well, this is not, they didn't give money directly, but
when a lot of immigrants get, they come here, they get jobs.
They go up for this thing where they don't have to pay taxes on their job for
like the first three or five years.
Hmm. I wonder why.
You know, that's why every gas station, if you go in there every three or
five years, they always have a different Indian person at the desk.
So they re-signed it every three to five years.
He said, do you know what I signed the mascot dress?
Yeah.
It's amazing.
I know your Google search is fucked.
What are you getting at?
I'm getting to see a straight front of the sword.
Who told you this?
Who told you this?
People say Indian neighbors.
Indian neighbors through the river by the street.
His name is Coach.
So what did they leave after five years? Like are they gonna leave?
Now they sign it they sign the paper over till whoever move over here next
It has to keep passing that long
okay
Everybody last name for tail
He's not wrong, but that's because of the caste system
But it has nothing to do with like some, some weird immigration.
Okay, man. I understand what I meant.
They got a positive scheme, bro.
It's just funny because like, I mean, it's a, it's a perfect, um,
it's a perfect demonstration to have like, uh, like ignorance and,
and simultaneously like lack of it, lack of, uh, knowledge in a field
or on a specific thing and then just like recognizing certain patterns can so quickly
turn you into a guy who is like conspiratorial and also so far off base is he's like, Oh,
well, I saw a lot of people whose last names are Patel. What's up with that? And it's just
like he has not investigated it any further. But yeah, he's not being hateful, just
very misinformed. Yeah. Moment, a nerd moment. A lot of business we attribute to Indian Americans
like motels were originally Japanese, but we lost during internment. Yeah. The motel game,
motel game is actually locked down by, by, uh, Indians though, for sure. I've seen that
on TikTok as well. As if I tell myself, he's not that far off in the truth. Indian business
owners love to exploit recent immigrants. Okay. But he's not saying that he's saying
He's he's wrong. That's not what he was saying. Crash done. He's got the funniest audience,
bro. I was dying. Yeah. It's hilarious. I wonder if he gets his curls done or if it's
natural. Are you talking about me? No, this is, I don't even have curls. If you're talking
about me, I have waves, but that's it. Yeah. There is a lot of, there's a lot of funny
bangers that came from that podcast. Um, and I, I hope people appreciate it. I hope
people enjoyed it. I have waves. No, not like waves like that. I have wavy hair. Like it's
not that curly. Your hair is definitely curly. I've always wanted straight hair. My whole
life when I was growing up, lull over ruled. I weighed myself this morning is bad, bro.
I thought you were fucking working out. What the hell's going on, dude? Use your goddamn
Use you the goddamn free time you have to get fucking Brawlik.
I'm 205 shit, bro.
I'm about to catch up to you.
I'm fucking 225, you know,
but songs here.
Yeah.
I got waves like Osborne put the do rag on for us.
Come on.
No, I should have done it with the boys though.
I should put the do rag on with the boys.
That's the only time where it's valid and allowed.
I lost 15 pounds in the last three months and doing 60 minutes of cardio daily while I watch
and 250 cumulative pushups a day 175 to 160 pounds. Congratulations chatter. Get your friend
to explain this. Why do you guys always, why do you send Instagram rules and shit dude?
Why do you do that? Oh, it's this one. Yeah. No, I mean, this is the only time where
this is allowed. You're allowed to show this. I'm too thick and I'm going on a diet
today. I thought you started the diet. Put that away. Delete that, bro. It's not happening.
Okay. You did this and you have to live with it for the rest of your life. Okay. You got
complacent. Here's what happened. You got complacent with where you're at. Once you,
once you basically secured the hottest piece of ass you could shrek. And now all y'all
do is sit around in the swamp and eat fucking snacks. Okay, you gotta get back in the gym,
fix your diet, God slipping. Yes, I have the boy boy video on the docket. Of course, please
stop linking it to me. It's right here. I know we shot it in my house. Okay. Obviously,
obviously, I'm going to watch it. This is a deep fake. It's not a deep fake. You're
fucking make it out. Your tongue is down his throat, brother. We see it. You can hide it.
Okay. All right. Let's start with it with the first order of business. Okay. This morning,
I go, I wake up and I got a message from the motherfucking boys. Okay. From boy boy Alexa.
Okay. And he's like, you won't believe what shows up in this fucking ad. Now we've covered
some of these ads before on the broadcast. This is another one of these like shitty AI
Russian recruitment, Russian military recruitment ads. Okay. And it's it's incredible. Let's
That's crazy, okay? How the fuck did I make the goddamn Russian government my op?
That's insane
Okay, who the fuck is over there like former house on Abbey head
They even got they got my worst era too. They got my fucking worst era
FSB's hate watching out here, bro. What the fuck made me looking like fucking Ben Margera
Temu Hassan. That's insane. You're not beating the Russian op allegations. What are you talking
about? This is literally directly saying I'm gay. Okay. He's what the fuck they're
saying like our men aren't gay and fruity and posed in front of like sexy cars while
they're fucking doing live streams of putting makeup on. What are you talking about? That's
insane, brother. Being a Slav is an unending row of apologizing for our more special brothers.
Yeah. I mean, but like, but come on, dude. First of all, you put on fucking guy liner one time
for an emo stream and all of a sudden they're like, Oh, this guy, Sukobliati was guy
line every day. How does this happen? And it's like I said, dude, if you're like one
of those like naffo Andes, who's like a Nazi and is like, Oh, I love NATO. I love NATO
so much. I hate Russia, Russian or Russian or like, you see this, you got to kill yourself.
Okay, straight up. I'm their biggest up. They put me in a fucking ad. They don't
even know you exist, dude. But I've been posting on some bread. It's all the
all day every day about how Estonia will rise up once again. What happened, dude? FSB doesn't
know you. They put me down as a op. They don't even know who the fuck you are, bitch. You're
just some random dickhead online crying about how we need 800 more military bases for America.
Okay. By the way, one of those Naples guys did kill himself and another one did out
himself as a Nazi. So, you know, not surprising. Imagine making your entire, imagine making
your entire identity online, being pro NATO, being anti Russia, being pro Ukraine unconditionally
from fucking Langley, Virginia.
And they don't even recognize you. They put me down as a op instead, which is hilarious
because like this is opposite of you being off. No, off like is an opposition, dude.
They're saying they're saying I am their opposition. They're directly saying that like I'm doing
gay streams with makeup. How do you not understand this? Okay, but are you? How are you so sure
this is you? Okay, let's run this back. How am I so sure this is me? It's a live
streamer who has a lot of rings, who paints his fucking nails, who's posing in front of
a nice car who has multiple necklaces on. What is this? Just tuned into the stream, girly.
What eyeliner are you using? Okay. It was a one time. It was like two times. Here's
the, here's the real guy liner champion. This is literally like this straight up,
straight up is if you put like if you put me through a fucking AI filter it's got the
buffalo hair it's got the guy liner from like one fucking stream it's got the posing in front
of a fucking car it's got like the black long sleeve T with like multiple necklaces
like this is this is if like an artificial intelligence just shit out like what it perceives
me as online off of like what my fucking haters say about me. Yep. It's like literally a combination
of like a couple of different tropes that all of my haters have put together. All I'm going
to say is, all I'm going to say is this. Okay. I am still okay. I am still anti-nado.
So I don't know why the fuck people are chirping like this. Okay. Yeah. I mean here.
another this is another one yeah the dog on the bottom no that's just the watermark for that fucking
twitter account
make no mistake i am still anti-nado okay i don't know what the fuck these dudes are on about
All right, and not only am I fucking anti-nado
Look i'm anti-nado, but i'm also anti-russia invading ukraine. Okay
Everybody needs to calm the fuck down
I think it's funny that you're a bigger enemy to the russians than the nato andes all their shillings still gave them no cloud
Yeah, dude
If i'm what's that fucking guy who like uh traveled all over ukraine
like there are so many American supposedly quote-unquote leftist content creators who have spent
like so much of their fucking time being like hey guys I went to Ukraine and in the midst of all
the bombing I decided to figure out what is truly the most important thing how much do these
Ukrainian people that I found hate Hassan Hassanabi piker okay meanwhile there's like an entire
There is an entire cottage industry online of people being like Hassan is a Russian op. He is a Russian asset
Okay, he's a Russian operative. Okay
Meanwhile turns out according to Russia. They don't know who the fuck you are, but seems like they don't like me a lot
Uncanny, okay. Do you put my face on shut the fuck up?
How both sides hate you?
It's yeah, I'm doing the reverse. You know how like
Like, if you advocate for both sides, you always come out on top. I shit on both sides.
So I always come out on the bottom. Yeah, it is pretty funny. Like I said, like, like I
said, I don't know how the fuck this happened, but it is pretty funny to just like make
your entire personality be like the most Reddit you can be. It's like, I don't understand.
I farmed a million karma points on Reddit by, uh, posting footage of like 18 year olds
in trenches getting blown to pieces by, uh, by grenades being dropped out of drones and
they don't even know who I am.
Like, is it scary at all?
Not really.
Um, what the sigma?
I'm in combat footage all the time.
I'm a moderator of r slash combat footage.
Maybe it's because Russia has pissed off that they don't serve ads at the top
of the hour anymore to the Russians, which is a benefit really, but unless you're in Russia
right now watching, you're going to see an ad at the top of the hour, three minutes long.
You of course don't have to see those ads as long as you subscribe for $6 or for free
or that you actually raise funds unlike any of those on wash accounts. No, I don't
think they give a fuck that I raise funds for like Ukrainian refugees. I think it's
just like, I think it's because I regularly, like I do have, I do obviously have like people
in this community who sometimes will come in and like try to push Z and then I shit on
them.
And then maybe they feel betrayed or something. I don't know. All I'm saying is there's like
hella fucking, there's hella commentators out there who like have demonstrated like
unhinged rhetoric, unhinged fucking rhetoric in general. And, and the fact that they put
me on there as like the biggest op of Russia is pretty funny. I mean, I'll take it. Okay.
My bad. Not pushing Z. Sorry. One of the goat UFC fighters that retired recently, mighty
mouse was going off about unization MMA this weekend. He used all your talking points.
90% he stumbled onto your YouTube content. I mean, mighty mouse does watch a lot of
as many gold. So maybe he accidentally watched me off of as many gold or some shit. You know
what I mean? No, they hate you because you report the reality. Not the Western viewpoint.
As soon as you report, honestly, you're hated by Napa. And he's, yeah, I'm sorry. I missed
happier coverage, but it doesn't really look like you. Am I dumb? Yeah, you're right,
dude. The fucking guy that the Russian government is pointing to as like wearing
a lot of jewelry, painting his fucking fingernails, doing bright makeup and also streaming
live streaming, including in front of a fucking car that suspiciously looks like my car. Okay.
But red. It's, you know, I'm sure that was, uh, that was just a select few things that
they put together that just randomly, randomly, they just put that shit together. You know
what I mean? They must be, they must be talking about fucking Ludwig or Asmongold
here. I think it's just, what is the ad complaining about? The ad is saying that like it, what
kind of man are you? Are you a part of the fucking Russian military, like a real man?
Or are you gay and woke? Okay. That's what they're doing. I can't tell if chatters are
being like, chatters are memeing or if they like legitimately think that this is a total
coincidence. Like I genuinely think like there are some chatters
who are like hyper neuro divergent who are like, no, it's
not literally you. The car is red. Like, or maybe they're just
new. Our rent is remanabra already. They just, it's
literally this photo. I mean, no, it's, it's just like, it's
from a timeframe where I had like, what is this? Top ad break. You know, I, you know,
I already ran it, right? I ran it already. If that's what you were trying to serve me.
So you missed it. You fucked it up. Honestly, all I'm going to say is that the last thing
I'm going to say is I used to joke because Chattis would be like, who told Putin about
you? Why would Russia do propaganda against you when you're pro-China though? Main character
syndrome. Yeah, he's back. The, the anti-China chatter is back, dude. Um, I don't know, maybe
because I keep fucking shitting on Russia and the Russian government and the Russian
military. Although I am still, uh, anti-NATO, obviously that still doesn't change the reality
that like Vladimir Putin and his actions in Ukraine are completely unacceptable. Now
You wouldn't know that, you know, because you're too busy poking holes in your brain as you watch and you're so fucking, you're so unimaginably primed into thinking that I'm like a Russian opera, whatever.
Oh, the debate Lord from yesterday during gaming knows a new one. He might be him though. Z pushers think you want to trans Russia. Yeah, that's what I want to do.
Austin is the anti FSB honeypot. There's like a 60% chance that Hinkle Dink is responsible
for your part in the ad. Bro, if they are, that actually tracks honestly, like working
with a dude like Hinkle Dink to do like ads, like recruitment ads does track with like
a lot of the tactical fuckups that Russia has engaged in, including, but not limited
to literally invading Ukraine. So really bad instincts there on their part, um, continuing
along with the bad instincts in general would be to work with someone like that. He requested
to be featured as an example of a Western woke streamer. I mean, I like it. I think
it's funny. Oh, that's all I'm going to say. I like it's hilarious. It also it's doubly
hilarious because like, you know, it's doubly hilarious because they're like, Oh dude,
What kind of man would you rather be a dude fucking dying in the trenches because he has
no other option in the fucking meat grinder. Okay. Or a streamer that paints his fucking
nails and is like, you know, being gay or whatever in front of a nice car. It's like,
yeah, no, I think I'd rather be this. That's number one. Number two, number two. And I
think this is even funnier. All of those like fucking r slash combat footage, nerds
out there who are like, who've made, uh, you know, throwing Ukrainian men into the meatgrinder,
their whole identity, like their entire identity, um, have also simultaneously considered me to
be like a Russian operative, a person who was like unconditionally pro Russia. And it feels
like Russia doesn't feel that way. Meanwhile, all you motherfuckers are just like, you
You are not getting noticed. Okay. You are not getting noticed. Big dog. You know, just
shut it down. They got the hairstyle and painting nails from this time. You painted your nails.
Russia is possibly the only nation that is as big as failure as the USA. Like 45% of
men are physically addicted to alcohol consumption. I'll rock with the gaze over
the drugs any day. I mean, we got a lot of issues here in America too. Senpai is
not noticing you. That's what I'm saying. In the beginning of the war, Ukrainians had
more hope and thought they had a chance, but now it's clear you were right. A ceasefire
deal should have happened early. Everyone I know in Ukraine is on the verge of mental
breakdown, if not already there. Yeah, but remember, because I said that the 15 point
plan that was facilitated in Turkey was actually good. I was actually a fucking
hater and I was pro Russia. Remember when I said that when Russia when when Ukraine
had the leverage significantly more leverage than they do now. And I said they should have
done the ceasefire deal then. Everyone said I was pro Russia. How many fucking videos
the YouTubers make on that shit? Again, I was right too early. It's okay. It's okay,
dude. It's all good. I've been saying it. Have a stop saying it. Turns out, you
know, why do you keep saying Russia invading Ukraine was a mistake in, in what ways has
gone materially bad for them on net or do you simply mean it was morally wrong?
One, I of course mean it's morally wrong and two, I think it's a mistake in terms of beefing up NATO
contracts and literally allowing or creating the conditions that brought Finland and Sweden into
NATO as well. The entire European market is geared towards a war economy, Germany's
beefing up their defense industries. It's all bad. It's all bad news across the board.
Russia's invasion of Ukraine gave, uh, and, and also it's failure on top of that too.
Also, when you said Crimea should not be a part of the ceasefire, which is true,
but they still demanding every single part of Ukraine must be retaken before any diplomacy.
That's not going to happen. And also at the time, I said Zelensky was very smart
for saying, we will hold a referendum 15 years down the line for Crimea, pushing that off
and taking it out of the equation entirely.
That was the smart move to do for a ceasefire that would have also probably stopped a lot
of the people to his right from chirping at him too much.
Overall, it's been it's been bad for the average Russian. You know, it's not it's not great at all. You got a shit ton of Russians dying shit ton of Ukrainian is dying. Who the fuck is winning in this situation?
defense contract. There's an America winning. Okay. They get to test out all their new weapons.
I listened to a conversation with a former Google guy and Mark Milley on NPR talking
about how America's procurement strategies are actually outdated and that the war in
Gaza, the genocide in Gaza and the war in Ukraine are a phenomenal opportunity to
test out all these weapons that our allies and our enemies are both testing out in
real time and that we're gonna have to play catch up with them. That's what they were openly
stating on NPR. Terrifying, dude. Terrifying. The future of war is autonomous is what they
were saying. Okay? And that all of our, all of these people are actually doing that.
And we need to get a piece of that immediately. And we need to shift our procurement strategy
to not have like a fucking 15 year, uh, runway. That's where the fucking warmongers are at.
It MPI pushback at all. No dude, of course not. Was that Sundar Pichai from Google? I
don't remember what the dude's name is, but it wasn't Sundar Pichai. There was another
dude who was like Eric Schmidt or something. I forget. Um, anyway, never let a crisis
go to waste. You know, never let a good crisis go to waste. You see a genocide.
you see genocide, you see children being blown to bits. I see an opportunity to make money.
Wait, why are you pro-china? Then enough social ownership of the means of production. Wouldn't
a ceasefire be violated by Russia in a couple of years? Would a, this guy hit literally every
talking point possible. Okay. Like every talking point, would Russia even abide by
any ceasefire treaty they signed? They are aggressive and blood thirsty. You're right.
Okay. I've maintained the same position I have from the start, which is if they try, if they
violate it, guess what dude? Back to square one. Insincere complaint. It was Eric Schmidt.
Yeah. This is the one. This was the most insane bro. This was the most insane fucking eight
minute listen of all time. Genuinely terrifying. Former CEO of Google Eric Schmidt and joint
chief of staffs, former chairman of the joint chief of staffs, Mark Milley, general Mark Milley
came together and talked about how, you know, America's falling behind on our, our military
tech.
I liked it.
People are, I liked it.
People go, oh dude, Russia would not abide by the ceasefire.
It's like, okay, Israel won't either.
There's a likelihood that Israel won either, but it shouldn't stop you from trying,
you know, and if they don't abide by the terms and conditions set forth by a ceasefire,
then what are you supposed to do?
back to square one. You're already fucking fighting. You're already in the meat grinder.
All you've done is put a pause on that shit. You know. And as far as like being pro china,
even if they are talking points, what is the solution? NATO is imperialism. But what do
we do? NATO is imperialism. But what do we do? What do you mean? What do we do?
Get every get every country involved to come to the table and have a ceasefire agreement.
Put it together.
Most countries' positions are not like favoring war, unless you're America.
And now Russia as well.
We have no power.
Dust thou comprehend?
Yes, you're right.
We have no power.
We protest, they ignore us.
A Kentucky woman claims Kaya West telepathically told her to steal a car with a child inside
leading to her arrest.
I actually believe he did this.
Kaya West did do that.
Before we get to the army thing, there's a couple things I want to obviously cover.
What is this clip?
The war is not real.
The war is not meant to be won.
The essential act of modern warfare is the destruction of the produce of human labor.
A hierarchical society is only possible on the basis of poverty and ignorance.
1989, George Orwin, George Orwin animal factory animal farm animal animal crossing brother.
You already know what it is. George Orwin. Um, anyway, where the fuck was I? What was
that going to talk about? Oh yeah. Here, if I could write a tweet that stated the chain
of events depicted in this clip, hospice would say I'm peddling anti-Semitism. However,
clip is made by a Jewish settler, let's take a look. Let's take a peek into what's going
on in the minds of settlers, okay? So what kind of crazy people would want to live in
a prison? When we came to live in Andorraim, we knew we would have to deal with challenges.
When one of them, without a doubt, is the wall, we knew it. We knew it. I didn't
Imagine for a moment how difficult it would be for me
So as I explained in the previous videos
The wall is not necessarily a bad thing. He creates a safe space without cars
So the children at all ages can walk around freely and really enjoy it personally in terms of family perspective
Dude, this is literally fucking zone of interest. This is so zone of interest
It's not even like it is like down to the fucking wall down to the children playing like it is straight up
in terms of family perspective and of course in community perspective so at
least in terms of the youth and the children nothing is missing but I
personally I really need space I needed for my soul the Arabs around on the
other hand was walking around freely in the fields and the orchards around and
we looked at them from inside our cages dude I have a really I have I have a
a really good solution. Leave. Okay. Leave this land that does not belong to you. Okay.
Leave immediately. Okay. Leave immediately. He's like, I'm the one who's in a prison of
my own making. Like that. What a wild, what a wild fucking way to present the, the enclosures
that you have placed upon Palestinians living in their ancestral lands holy moly
and we went crazy of jealousy for their freedom of movement to say
to say by the way the camera is literally outside of the wall which makes it even funnier
because like obviously this is not holding you in you are betraying the argument that you are
making and everyone knows what the fucking reality is like to say that as a
Jewish settler in the West Bank that like you are jealous of the Arab freedom of
movement is disgusting like it is the most insane thing you can say but hey
we'll do everything for Israel but since the outbreak of the war everything
has changed completely from day one of the war the army has warned us of the Arabs around us that
they are no longer leaving their villages to set up to our settlement directions and that all the
fields and all the greenhouses around us considered for them a closed military zone and since then
we have the right and the obligation to go out to these fields to show our presence and to get
to know the amazing natural treasures that we didn't know existed a millimeter outside of our
fence and suddenly there's place to walk around and we do it occupying the
hills around us with lookout points and we put up our flag with pride and at the
same time around the settlement and new fences being built which makes the
official settlement area more than double what it was what can I tell you
the fields and nature that I was so attracted to just opened up in front of
me more than I could ever imagine. I mean, animals, dude, I don't know what else to say.
Just like violent bloodthirsty deranged animals, uh, in a perpetual state of victim hood while
directly explaining to you how he is colonizing additional territory with a fucking gun strapped
to his back that we probably shipped by the way that item our bank give you directly
handed to him so he can fucking use on random Palestinian teenagers. Okay, how wonderful.
What a wonderful beautiful fucking, what a wonderful beautiful site, dude. Look at that.
That's us weapons right there that we gave Israel so they could arm their settlers. Sick.
One day, dude. One day. The contradictions will inevitably cause this entire project
collapse there is no way that this can continue like the way it has okay that's just all i that's
all i'm gonna say no way that isn't satire nobody is that is it that insanely tone deaf
brother brother this is what you hear and what you read and what you learn about
in your fucking history textbooks okay this is literally like when people ask like how did such
such an evil act like the Holocaust happened. Okay? Like, how did so many Germans get on
board with such a gross act, such an inhumane machine of death and destruction? Okay? You're
literally watching it. You're watching it happen in real time with people who have completely
fucking lost their minds. Okay? That's it. The arguments are the same. The logic is
the same. The cause is the same living space, you know, it's all damn near a mirror image.
Okay, it's just the targets are different. It's the targets that are different. And it's
those who are conducting it that are different. Okay, calling all Jews animals is unreasonable.
Did I say all Jews are animals at any point here? Like, when I say, when I look at like
a Klansman and I say these guys are all fucking animals do you go wow Hassan you're calling all
white Christians animals or do you go oh he must mean like the literal fucking Klansmen
and those who have the same mindset this is not a good argument you cannot portray these
fucking ultra Zionist ultra nationalist rabid inbred hicks as the entirety of the Jewish
population. This might have worked as a cynical deployment, a shield, okay, maybe 10 years
ago, 20 years ago, but I think a lot of people understand the distinction, okay. Nowadays,
when you do this, you are basically creating more anti-Semites, okay, by saying, no, this
ISIS-style government and all of its loyal soldiers actually represent the entirety
of Judaism, that is an unimaginably anti-Semitic sentiment, okay? Ridiculous. This bad faith
argument does not fucking work, okay? It does not. But good luck, dude. Good luck. Good
luck with your endeavor. Every time someone cynically comes in here, every time someone
cynically comes in here and says like, oh, I can't believe you're saying all Jews are
like this, okay? I can't believe you're saying like all Jews are barbaric or bloodthirsty or
whatever, because all Jews are Zionists, because that's the usual premise, the underlying premise,
which is not correct, by the way. Okay, Jews are not a monolithic force. You are creating new
Nazis, okay? You are, there's already a shit ton of underlying anti-Semitic sentiment in Western
society, you're just literally going to an audience that is primed, not this one, because
obviously I deal with anti semitism on a daily fucking basis.
Okay.
But what you are failing to recognize is there is a entire, there is a massive chunk
of fucking people that are primed with like light, subtle, implicit, unexamined anti
Semitic tendencies and you're straight up telling them like no all Jews are Zionists all Jews love
this shit and when you criticize this you're being anti-Semitic okay what you fail to recognize in
the situation is you are literally you are literally telling uneducated people who are
primed with an underlying layer of anti-Semitism that their anti-Semitic tendencies are correct
and it could not be further from the truth
youth. Okay, especially considering Jewish culture and Jewish history of struggle against
oppression, struggle against programs, Jews have historically been on the right side of
virtually every single thing throughout history and have been, have played a formative role
in almost every single revolutionary act, okay?
And yet over the course of the last 76 years,
there has been a deliberate effort
to create this national myth-making,
this national mythos to justify this violent,
settler colonial apartheid regime
that is currently doing genocide
by attaching it to Judaism, okay?
Ironic because almost every single Zionist that says all Jews are Zionists when you say
Zionists you mean all Jews are literally doing the bidding of Nazis.
Okay.
Fascists of a different name.
Anti-Semitic fascists versus Jewish fascists.
Okay.
They're doing the handshake emoji.
You're doing their bidding.
say all Jews love this shit all Jews are like this they all want to do this they want to never stop
doing this okay and then you literally turn around and do the same thing in defensive Israel
you're like no all Jews love this so if you criticize this you mean that means you hate Jews
you don't realize that like you are unironically doing the bidding of fascists here okay like I
I'm serious when I say that American fascists, like anti-Semitic fascists, are just jealous that
Israel gets to have an ethno-state and kill a bunch of Muslims in the process. They want to do that here,
but for what they have declared to be white, the in-group. Just asking where Jews should go,
you think they'll be sent to Ukraine? Maybe why not stay or come to America?
I mean, has, has, has there ever been the DSA shake? Hasn't everybody lost their SWP protection
now? Everyone was an asshole after COVID wait for the genocide tribunal to that shit. What
are you saying? First of all, I'm not even making a fucking argument that like Jews
should be forcibly extracted. Two staters are making that argument. Okay. Two staters
are making that argument. That guy, uh, and, and 750,000 other Jews that are currently illegally
occupying a space that does not belong to them. If you're a two stator, you're saying
you got to fucking rip them. You got to rip them. You got to forcibly by military force
by using force, take them away from those areas that they currently occupy illegally.
Okay, killing a bunch in the process, jailing a bunch in the process, 750,000 people. You can't do that.
I'm saying currently Israel occupies this entire territory illegally,
make the apartheid illegal, which it should be, it is illegal under international law,
and make a secular single state.
for Palestinians, regardless of their background and religious beliefs, have the same exact
rights that Israeli Jews have. There's no way out of this other than that being the reality.
One day more people will understand that. Palestinian is the diaspora here and once
again to reiterate we want one equal state where reparations of right to return and
creation of a truly democratic state with equal rights, regardless of religion and ethnic group.
Yep. Is there anything the LSS can actually do? Or is it just talk? What? LSS?
What about reparations? Of course. Of course. If you're asking me what is just, then of course
reparations. Tribunal reparations are an absolute necessity reconstruction with a right to
return for all, with the right to return for all Palestinians who still have refugee status.
Follow international law. You can't have a rule-based international order and not follow the
fucking rules. I completely agree, but every time I say this, someone asks how I expect
Israelis and Palestinians to get along without violence, and I honestly don't know what the
best way to respond is. Yeah, ask them how fucking Europe gets along. We take for,
We take peace for granted, okay? We take peace for granted. These countries that historically
fought one another until not that fucking long ago literally exist in a structure where there's
both free trade and freedom of travel, okay? With the exception of Brexit, like, that's,
look at Europe. These are warring nations who have historically, despite the fact that they
They were cousin fuckers of different varieties, sometimes fucking each other's cousins, have
warred for longer than they've been at peace, but you take peace for granted and you look
at it and you go, oh my God, I could never imagine like England going to war with France.
For example, how did that happen?
History is riddled with examples of never ending conflict, almost ending overnight.
Okay?
People have always made this exact same argument.
People have made this exact same argument about the apartheid in South Africa.
How will black people and white people live side by side in South Africa?
People have made the same exact argument about Jim Crow South or even before that the abolition
of slavery.
How can newly freed slaves live side by side with the white people?
The unfortunate reality is one that many people have failed to recognize is that
It is usually not those who are recently liberated that turn around and engage in violent endeavors.
Okay.
It is usually not those who have been wronged historically that engage in violence in terms of retribution and vengeance.
It is often those who want to maintain the racial pecking order that create the Ku Klux Klan, for example.
Okay.
It is usually those who are comfortable in their position of power that turn around and try to maintain that same racial standard, that same racial hierarchy, like in Reconstruction, you know, that's it, some to consider.
Twitter. But a lot of these naysayers will be handled in a civil court procedure. And
not only that, but also, you know, it won't be the Palestinians. Nobody knows about the
320 Palestinian suicide bombings. They're animals claiming oppression, while it's being
the oppressors. The Nakba was an act of the Palestinians. They agreed to the bell for
declaration and return for independence from the British. They brainwashed sheep. You
claim apartheid when over 20% of Israel's population are Arab Muslims.
Osbara ops working overtime today.
Okay, hitting as many fucking lines as possible, but like the unimaginable supremacist bigoted
attitude jumps out.
Okay, nobody does a fucking suicide bombing because they're shit sweet.
Okay, they do it because it's a last act of desperation from existing under years
and years of brutal apartheid.
The regular maintenance of apartheid is inherently violent.
There is no peaceful apartheid.
Feel me?
You won't ever understand that though, because you're a fucking bot.
And you know, you're just in here to fucking write talking points.
The Nakba was an act of the Palestinians.
Yeah, that's really weird.
Why do I, a Turkish man living in America know more about Israeli history than you
do a possible IDF unit 8200 operative fucking typing in here. Go surveil some more Palestinian
women. Okay, instead of fucking writing this shit in here, you stupid fucking bot. Go spit
on some more people defensive spit in the West Bank. That's really harsh. Oh, I'm sorry.
Did I hurt your feelings by yelling at a fucking Nazi gave him like 30% of the smoke
that he actually fucking deserves the fuck out of here. Oh, did I hurt the Nazis feelings?
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. That's so sad. This is no longer a safe space. Have you noticed
how they say Arab is really not Palestinians? Yeah, Palestinian citizens of Israel comprised
20% of the population. Okay. And it is hilarious to act like that justifies occupying a space
where, you know, 2.5 million on one side of the West Bank and 2.5 million on the other
side in Gaza is not happening because 20% of the Israeli public in Israel proper is
Palestinian citizens of Israel. Who still, by the way, who still, by the way, do not
have the same fucking rights and civil liberties that Jewish citizens of Israel have.
One must ask the question, okay?
One must ask the question, why?
Why is it that there is a demographic distinction between Arabs who are Jewish and Arabs
who are not Jewish inside of Israel?
Itamar Ben-Givir is from Iraq. Why is he treated differently in Israel than an Arab who is Muslim,
but has Israeli citizenship? Who could say? Wait, actually, why? Because it's a fucking
ethno-state, man. What do you mean? It is a religious ethno-state. That's why. It's
It's because there is an ethnic superiority baked into an ethno-state.
This is its fascism, pure fascism through and through.
You can be Christian, you can be Muslim, you are a second-class citizen in Israel.
If you are an Israeli citizen, you are a second-class citizen.
Even inside of Israel proper, you still don't have the same rights that a Jewish
citizen has. As a matter of fact, you can be a Jew from anywhere around the
planet and have more rights inside of Israel than a dude who has lived in that
fucking same area for like 200, 300 years. Okay? Straight up. You can
participate in emigration into Israel, get your citizenship, and have all the
rights and all the liberties, well yeah, with some exceptions except for
Ethiopian Jews. That's true. Okay, show me this 300 year old guy. 300 year old guy. It's not a person
that's been living for their hundred years. I'm saying person has been living for 300 like a person
who's been living in their ancestral home in the same area for 300 years is in their family.
Come on. What are some examples of the difference in rights and religions in Israel?
For example, a Palestinian citizen of Israel cannot marry someone who is a Palestinian in the West Bank and bring them into citizenship, okay?
Palestinian citizens of Israel can be forcibly removed from an area, can be denied living space in an area.
It is the law. It is literally the law. Okay. Jewish Israelis can create Jewish enclaves inside of Israel where they can remove Palestinian citizens of Israel from said enclaves.
A Jewish citizen of Israel can marry a Palestinian, but they need to renounce their citizenship. I don't know if they have to renounce their citizenship. They just can't bring their partner into Israel.
dedicated to those who still peddle the lie that Palestinians with Israeli citizenship
live in a democracy that is from Lieutenant Colonel of the Home Front Command.
It will be completely prohibited to wave the Palestinian flag
in any institution or street inside the territory of the State of Israel.
The waiver can expect prison sentence for treason and exile from the State of Israel.
If there's anything left of it, we can marry a different religion if it's in a different
country much like gay marriage.
No, no, no.
I'm not saying that you can't marry.
The miscegenation is frowned upon, but still allowed gay marriage is frowned upon, but still
allowed.
That's why every single Israeli that gets gay married is doing it a fucking Cyprus.
Okay.
Government benefits are not shelled out equally.
The rate of benefits dispersed to Arab Israelis are 67% lower than other Israelis, despite
being the poorest ethnic group in the nation, in the region.
If you're not Jewish, you can only legally marry a non Jewish person inside Israel.
Otherwise, it's always abroad.
There's a legal loophole where you get married inside of Israel if married by an official
in Utah via Zoom meeting.
Two girlfriends of mine are getting married this way in a couple months.
That's crazy.
Just a lot of cool stuff happening in Israel.
Definitely not fucking stuff that we know.
Ironically enough, in the darkest irony, things that happen to direct descendants of
the people that are now dishing it out to an entirely random group of people.
Like literally, just the same shit.
It's Nazi shit.
It's Hitlerian.
Okay?
less than you know
hasn't even been a fucking hundred years since that happened
there are still direct descendants
there are still direct survivors that are alive right now
the thing that america is on uh... definitely the wrong side of history
this time around
video they deal saying the major problem israel's the young generation of
black community
wait what
South African. Uh, is that please tell me this is a South African person who is now,
who, who, who now lives in Israel or in the United States of America? Oh my God. The way
she said black. Oh my God. That's a South African. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh Jesus. Of course, the ADL Judith Varnay. Sure. Former Israeli console general in
Atlanta. That's so funny. It's just like, it's like this. Okay. apartheid South African
Israel were like this. Okay. We're like this for obvious fucking reasons. The ADL quite
literally spied on American Jews, American labor union members, American civil rights
advocates during the South African apartheid regime and collaborated with the ADL, the
Devonation League literally collaborated with the apartheid South African government. That's why I call them the apartheid defense league
Okay
Legit I would have never known about the any of the shit the 80 a little bit up to for decades if I didn't start watching
New years ago. Yep.
I don't think she saw the African, but she said blicks in the exact same way.
Um, anyway, let's get to, let's get to our fucking homegrown fascists. Okay. Let's get
to our homegrown gay fascists here. Give me a quick TLDR. I miss what you meant with
the defense league, the anti defamation league, the ADL is the apartheid defense league.
Okay. That is what it actually stands for. During the apartheid South African regime,
The ADL, which is, you know, a Israeli-American collaborative effort, was spying on American
Jews who were protesting against the South African apartheid.
They were collaborating with the South African apartheid government.
Anyway.
And I would say that I've fully developed views on this, but to me, what it is, is
sort of a value system to replace the fact that they're all fundamentally atheist
or agnostic.
They have no real value system.
only value system is a cheat. You're a dupe. You're a dumbass. If you think that like religion,
dude, I swear to God, this is some like primitive shit, dude. You're a fucking ape.
If you literally are like, I have no values. I have no value system. If it wasn't for Christianity,
you're a baboon. Okay. I'm sorry. Straight up. Like I have no problem with religion. Okay. You
guys know this. You guys understand this. I say it all the time. You know, if you
If you want to fucking practice, whatever religion you want to practice is fine as long
as you don't encroach on others' rights.
But the moment that you fucking come, the moment that I hear someone turn around and
be like, you know, without religion, I would have no moral system.
You're a fucking ape, dude.
What do you mean?
So like, if, if religion didn't tell you that like rape is wrong, you would just
be out there raping.
It's the, it's akin to the same fucking idiots that say, oh, without the law,
we would be doing crazy shit.
Like that's the thing stopping you. I am now under threat around you. Okay, when I hear someone say this
When I hear someone be like, oh, it's the law that's like stopping me from doing certain things
I'm like, you're a fucking weirdo dog when I hear someone going it's religion. That's giving me my moral values my moral system
I'm like, that's weird, bro. You're a weird guy. Okay, you would be a fucking
Sociopath without it. I guess well, you are a sociopath. We know that already
What the fuck? Like you have no, you have no care or consideration for your fellow man without like rules in a rulebook?
What the fuck do you mean? It is insane to me. It is insane to me that people in 2024 openly say things like this for the record.
It blows my fucking mind and it's not just religion either. Like I said, when someone says, dude, if it wasn't for the law, people would be doing crazy shit.
shit people would be just be doing mass rapes and shit I'll be like I'm like what are you
talking about like I'm not an advocate for no laws in general but that's an insane thing
like you think society is being held together like you would be just going around doing
mass rapes and serial killing if it wasn't for the fucking law what's wrong with you
what a fucking insane statement dude the fuck this guy this guy this type of person
would have had their skull bash with a rock immediately during primitive accumulation, okay?
They'd be like, oh, this guy's bad news, bro. We have to deal with him.
They would literally get together. The village would get together and be like,
we have to fucking kill this person with whatever blunt object we can find because
he is literally trying to go around and fucking rape people.
Straight up. What the fuck, dude? Yeah, get the, get the highest fucking rock that
that we can get to and dump them off that rock immediately, head down.
You've in a very conventional way.
And so the idea that somehow they're pursuing racial or gender equity is
like the value system that gives their life meaning.
Well, of course, they all find that that value system leads to misery.
What would you say about previous agents in Europe where raping and
raiding were the norm for certain Asians?
Yeah, I would say that we now have religion and that still hasn't really
changed. It's just that, like, we've softened that approach and you don't get to see it that much.
You know, since we're talking about the most moral nation on the planet earlier,
they made one of their concentration grant prison guards who was detained for rape into a
television star overnight with 60% of society saying he should not be prosecuted for raping
a Palestinian to death at all. So, you know, people have done rapes without religion,
people have done rapes with religion. It doesn't really matter. Okay.
Three leads to unhappiness. And so I think that what happens is like, whenever you really
pursue something, right? Like, let's say a doctor gives you a medicine to cure a disease and it
doesn't work, right? The patient gets worse. Well, you can conclude one of two things.
Either the medicine isn't working, or the patient was.
Bro said the fucking holy crusades when they were happening, no rape and raiding was happening.
No rape and pillaging was happening during the holy crusades. Okay? Like, you know,
so sick that what they need is even more. Whenever you really pursue something, right? Like,
let's say a doctor gives you a medicine to cure a disease and it doesn't work, right?
The patient gets worse. Well, you can conclude one of two things. Either the medicine isn't
working or the patient was so sick that what they need is even more of the medicine that
originally prescribed. And I think the gender inequity stuff is like we need more of the medicine.
Okay, clearly this value set has made me a miserable person who can't have kids because I already,
you know, passed the biological period when it was possible. I think automatically,
I think automatically be around JD Vance makes one a miserable person. So he's thinking like,
all the women around me are miserable. It must be because of society. And not because
Because I keep talking about how modernity has caused women to be depressed because they
can't have children after a biological age.
No dude is you bro.
You're doing it.
You're poison for the vibes, okay?
Demonstrated by the fact that the people that like you the least in this fucking country
are people from the place that you are the senator of, okay?
Your approval ratings are one of the few ways that we can actually scientifically look at
how your vibes are, okay?
As close to an objective analysis that we can get is your approval rating.
It has never been, it has never been popular.
It has never been above board.
You have been underwater and the more people hear from you, the more they hate you.
Well, and I live in a 1200 square foot apartment in New York and I pay $5,000 a month
for it, but I'm really better than these other people. What I'm going to do is project my
like racial and gender sensitivities on the rest of them. And like the reason that our
society is broken is because these people don't think great argument, man, nerdy and
also boring and also shitty. This is like, when you don't even have the charisma, at
least Tucker Carlson is like capable of like crafting an argument that the dumbest person
can follow along with. JD Vance doesn't have that either. So he like turns around and makes
like the classic reactionary argument for the absolute worst people in society, just
like the most boring and annoying motherfuckers out there. Basically cutting into something
that most people would likely with a charismatic orator could at least follow along. You
You are looking at, you are looking at constructs, okay, that are inherently oppressive, that
we take for granted in society, patriarchy, it is the easiest thing to do.
Being a misogynist is so fucking easy, dude, it's so easy, I sometimes do it without even
recognizing it, okay?
It's easier than serving a three-minute abrogate at the top of the hour.
That's how easy it is, which I specifically serve to the 24% women in this audience
at the top of every hour.
How do you fuck up being misogynistic?
Like how?
How do you negatively polarize people
in a patriarchal society to fucking hate misogyny?
That's how bad your fucking vibes are, dude.
That's crazy, okay?
That's crazy to me.
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Like it blows my mind, dude.
It blows my fucking mind.
How do you fuck up making an argument like women be shopping?
Like, how do you fuck that up?
It's the easiest thing to do, okay?
Women have a genetic predisposition
to be biological caretakers of children.
Fimoids, Fimoids want to genetically take care of children.
And when they can't,
they become sociopathic child cat ladies
and they are depressed.
And then they use that depression
to attack everyone around them.
And it's like, dude, oh my God, oh my fucking God, why did you do this?
Why did you explain like, like how did you turn something that is so easy to fucking
craft a narrative strategy around into something that is so unappealing that you are literally
in an Elon Musk style fashion causing people to negatively polarize against misogyny,
which is good, ultimately.
So congratulations.
It doesn't make sense.
It actually doesn't make sense at all.
Like all you need to do is just be like, look around, you know?
Republicans used to do this very well.
They would be like, it's common sense.
It's common sense.
It's common sense.
They would take advantage of the existing.
They would take advantage of the pre-existing cultural things
that we have adopted as norm, okay?
As the norm.
Do you understand what's easy about being a misogynist?
What do you mean, just lean into?
What are the Pokemon on your short shirt is a car?
Their cars fucking each other.
What's easy about being a misogynist
is the easiest thing of all time.
You just need, it requires zero fucking reading.
It requires you to be the dumbest person possible.
It requires zero reading.
It requires you to just point to things
that are existing in society.
Constructs that already exist in society
that people take for granted.
All you gotta do is look around,
be like, yeah, women are fucking upset.
That's all you need to say women are upset
because they have to work.
This is Trump's VP do to us some real four-cham vibes.
Yeah.
He's doing too much of the weird European
pro-natalist, tradwife shit.
Exactly.
Is it too late to replace them?
Nope.
They're likely maybe.
Even though the way that I think
has made me a miserable person,
I just need to make more people think like that.
So we're gonna teach this in our schools,
in our universities, even.
But they think this is a real,
like they think, and this is the problem,
They think that there is like a secret strategy
that is making people woke, okay?
And that's why their counter strategy fails
because their counter strategy turns everything into Twitter
and it causes people to unironically think
that these like right wing sentiments are more popular
in the real world outside of fucking Twitter
than they actually are.
That is the problem, okay?
The problem is, these right wing social constructs exist
and are born out of the material conditions
that people experience on a day to day basis, okay?
So you can move the needle in the right wing direction
with culture without like trying too much.
But you can't combat that.
You can't combat that with like, you know,
woke movies or whatever.
If that was the case, the most woke culture period
was probably the Trump administration, where like, liberals were so goddamn woke.
They were so fucking woke. What happened?
Did society become more woke magically because like, all of our fucking movies were woke? No.
You can't combat against material realities and the social constructs that are born out of material realities
with more social constructs in the opposite direction.
You can't do that.
But, having said that, simultaneously, most people do have that attitude, that communal
attitude inside of them.
They want to work with one another, they collaborate with one another, unless you live in like
a super segregated community, you are always going to be more open-minded.
That's why urban areas end up going in the Democrat direction.
That's why college educated men and women end up voting in the Democrat direction.
Not to say that Democrats are fucking great, obviously they're not, but they are at least
positioning themselves as more open-minded and more tolerant to diversity than the other
side is.
Because when you are around other people, you start to recognize that they are not
these like weird deities, these demons in the shadows that you thought they were
from your segregated enclave that you existed.
And our elementary schools, because once everybody agrees with me,
then everything will finally come full.
Like women didn't, women didn't learn that like, oh, I have to work.
I have to work and I have to have like certain civil liberties.
Like they wanted it. They fought for it. They got it. Okay.
If you had talked to a single fucking woman that isn't like a psychotic rabid right winger
They would probably educate you on this matter as a matter of fact
I know you have because you went to fucking Yale and you used to be woke
So I know you know this you're just larping in the opposite direction
Nothing here is genuine which I think also plays into him being a horrible communicator of these kinds of like right-wing ideologies
Because he just like adopted it
to win favor with the base as a careerist circle, and we'll have a happy healthy society.
Yeah, if we teach women that like, if we teach, we taught women woke, okay, that's why they want to take birth control, that's why they want jobs.
If we teach women on woke, they won't want to do that.
By the way, this attitude is no different than like thinking that, again, black people
are somehow different, okay, from the rest of society.
And that they've been taught that, you know, desegregating society is good.
And that's why they now have all of these problems, okay.
Like it denies autonomy from the group that you are talking about, that they are
just like easily duped, okay, that they do not want their own, they don't have their
own personal wants, their own personal aspirations, that they don't have like any sort of say
in this process, they're just being duped by fucking woke liberal media into thinking
that they want freedoms and equal rights and equal opportunity to succeed.
Trump says their project 2025 plan is to give Trump total unchecked legal power
so they can jail and execute those who don't support Trump if he wins.
Should Democrats be in jail? No question. When Donald Trump gets elected, should he start
locking them up? No question. Should there be lists of Democrats that need to go to jail? 100%
The reason for that is they committed crimes. We need to make sure that when Donald Trump wins,
we've got an attorney general, a deputy attorney general, a head of the CIA and the FBI.
Cash Patel would be fantastic. We can have Attorney General. There's some names floating
around and then they can why are they showing this liberal political commentator who is a
centrist liberal I don't understand this makes no sense to me to start having their investigators
and the feds issuing subpoenas pulling up evidence and with real evidence for warrants then these
people can spend three three years of their lives fighting tooth and nail for the crime against
the government for crimes they committed and we can prove and the reason why we put them
trial is that we can show the whole world we will uncover what you've done we will make sure
everyone knows and you will be held accountable for it not just he's a centrist liberal with a
wife and children obviously i don't i'm confused jail they should get the death penalty because on
would you watch that segment kody showed you about temple their ruins his early career i do
want to oh god oh my god oh oh fuck oh ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
i didn't realize that i didn't realize who was on the other side of that okay
Oh my god, I'm sorry for the Laura Loomer.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry that you guys got to see that.
I apologize profusely, okay?
Oh, trigger warning.
All right, let's do it.
Tim Poole's world's worst guesser.
I'm gonna go pee real quick.
I have to play this while I go pee.
I'll be back.
Drunk that shit.
Hey Tim, how's the lawsuit going for you?
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back in April was named a
against several right wing
accused a random dude of
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name like Tim Cast. Of course, he has 1.7 million YouTube subscribers. You see, he took
his name, Tim, and he combined it with podcast. He's a modern Oscar Wilde. He is the impodcast
of hearing ear nests. Tim is so rich that he has his own compound slash studio slash
skate park with several employees. I'm sure it's really cool. Perhaps we'll look at
that later and see how cool it is. Anyway, what's a little libel suit for accusing
someone of being a mass shooter and while we'll perhaps maybe certainly talk
about that specific mass shooting later, it's honestly surprising that Tim Poole
hadn't been sued for libel earlier in his career because here's some news. Tim
Poole, the guy and self-proclaimed journalist that this video is in fact
about, just might be the absolute worst guesser in the entire world, really.
But first, our new and only time it's a segment segment,
hey Tim Poole, have you considered that Poole
is a lot closer to Pod than Tim?
Well have you?
Segment over. Anyway, hey, did you hear
that someone tried to assassinate former President Donald Trump?
Look it up and be careful with your wording,
but yeah, it's in the news right now.
A lot of questions around the shooter's motivation
and how they were even able to get that close, etc.
I'm being vague because it just happened,
and I'm not going to make any wild guesses
about the event before we get all the information.
But don't worry, Tim will and has almost immediately
Tim guessed that the innocent bystander
who was killed in the bleacher was the shooter
and tweeted that out with no care in the world.
Hey, Tim, did you learn nothing
from the last time you accused someone
of being a shooter?
My goodness, Tim, but it's not just that.
Tim has so many bad guesses about the Trump shooting.
He's already guessed that the photo of Trump
after the attack is just like the Evo Gema flag raising
photograph, a symbol of unity and valor.
I don't think Tim knows what that picture was of,
just that it's iconic.
Is it just because both pictures have flags in them
who can say?
And of course, Tim has guessed repeatedly
that this is some kind of conspiracy
involving the Secret Service,
which is honestly a topic we might have to get into
an entirely different episode.
And even more, of course, Tim guessed
before we knew anything about the shooter
that this was all Joe Biden's fault somehow.
Joe Biden, the first and only person
to use fiery rhetoric when Trump is involved.
Tim is very concerned about the Democrats
inciting violence all of a sudden,
which is funny for perhaps reasons
we will talk about later.
Point here being that even in this very politically
charged moment where we have very little information,
Tim is more than happy to instantly guess very badly about things that perhaps he should
just keep quiet about for a little while because he claims to be a journalist and should thus
know better.
But perhaps more importantly, because he's never, ever correct, Tim Poole is such a
bad guesser that there are multiple Twitter accounts devoted to posting clips of him
guessing badly.
That's right, his terrible guesses are so frequent that they are guaranteed weekly content
like funny cat videos.
Shout out to those accounts from which we will be using a lot of clips.
And to the majority report with the famously middle-aged Sam Cedar, who regularly checks
in with Tim Poole's bad guesses because, again, they are so frequent that you can
just do that.
He's great content.
Hot con he is.
He's also, and this is important.
a weird sad little mean spirited creep
with a civil war fetish who was perpetually courting Nazis
and right-wing extremists for money.
And so we figured we'd just spend an episode aggregating
and discussing all of those bad guesses,
like we're a Buzzfeed article
or for all of you not-olds out there,
one of those tip-talks that mom colleges like Reddit post
about incest over videos of some crap called coin jogger.
My point is, we're not breaking new ground here,
but it's just so fun.
so fun to talk about Tim Pool, the worst guesser in the entire world and throughout all of human history.
Congratulations, Tim. You get an award. So sorry. Now you get a lawsuit. Tim Pool, world's worst guesser.
So what do I mean by worst guesser, you ask? That's such a good question. You're so smart.
Well, going back to that lawsuit and the mass shooting that led to it, in May of 2023,
a neo-Nazi named Mauricio Martinez Garcia killed eight people and wounded another seven at a Dallas
area shopping center. Garcia wore a right-wing death squad patch during the shooting. He also had
a swastika and SS tattoos and made numerous anti-Semitic and racist posts online. More on all
that later. But the point is that when this happened, a lot of right-wing pundits really
wanted the shooter to not be right-leaning. Makes sense? They're probably just so sick
of all these right-wing shooters. What's with that? So when this news came out and the shooter's
identity was still being determined, Tim, along with Newsmax and Steven Crowder and other people,
identified a completely different Mauricio Garcia. And, you know, a totally easy mistake to make
unless you're a public figure or news pundit or proclaimed journalist with a huge audience who
should perhaps wait before randomly accusing innocent people of a mass shooting. But instead
of meeting or fact-checking. They all just guessed it was this other guy. They guessed wrong.
And now they're getting sued. And while you may notice that Tim wasn't the only bad
guesser in the bunch, for him this comes after and before a long line of terrible guesses
he perpetually poses on his show. As I already said, his show is literally just Tim's
skimming headlines in real time and guessing about random stuff, just thinking aloud into
a microphone after ingesting a fraction of information, sometimes to amazing results.
Disney, I got a solution for you. Cut the woke garbage. Get back to American traditional values,
meritocracy, individuality, personal responsibility and community altogether.
They may seem paradoxical, individuality with community. No. It's because we respect the
individual's rights, but also the importance of working together with shared moral foundations.
I think Tim Poole is alongside Dave Rubin, one of the best examples, like a living,
breathing example of a Hassanabbi broadcast lock that you guys have heard time and time again,
which is that if you want to be a grifter, being a right-winger is automatic.
Like you have to be a right-wing grifter because it's incredibly fucking easy.
It is incredibly easy to be a right-wing grifter.
You just need to say the words, okay?
That's it. That's all you need to do.
It requires no research.
As a matter of fact, it's anti-research.
You have to literally look at all of this information that is being blasted in your fucking face and
cast aside
Okay, cast aside logic
Critical thinking all of that and just be like no it's because of my
Farmly held beliefs that a thing that is happening is happening in the way that I think it's happening
happening. Start restoring that. And maybe you wouldn't have to lay people off because
they specifically point out woke controversy. Here's the story. The cuts come out of the
company reported profits of 23.51 billion, which exceeded analysts' expectations. So
I mean, look, they're still, that's still good for them. Wow. That is very funny.
Ha ha ha. Like usually when we play a clip of Ben Shapiro or someone like that, we
We have to take time to explain why what they're saying is stupid or a lie, and then
make a little joke about it.
But that clip just did our jobs for us, a completely self-contained episode in that
clip.
Watch out us, Tim, is coming for our jobs.
It's so funny because like he goes off on a tangent off of like reading the headline
of an article, thinking that the article is going to prove his point.
And then in so many circumstances, the article that he, I guess, has the misfortune of like
reading through immediately disproves his point.
I don't understand it, especially because like, do you have no fucking producers?
Ben Shapiro knows to at least clip articles out of context, right?
Like, it always, it feels like he's just going into it because he saw something and
then just like leaning in that direction.
And then if he reads the entire fucking thing, he finds out very quickly that he's in the
wrong.
This happens amazingly often on Tim's show.
He'll read a headline, make a really bad guess, and then prove himself wrong while
skimming the article.
Here's another quote of one of the many other times this has happened.
And really, the only variation is how long it takes between those two moments.
Sometimes, and this is really special, sometimes you'll catch Tim purposefully
skipping over the parts of the article that prove his guess is wrong like this sometimes
happens to me as well when I think like an article is actually going to show information
or sometimes people will send me an article that I haven't read yet right and the article
is like disproving a thing that I'm talking about right but I scour through it I scour
through the article and I find out the inconsistency usually right and if I'm wrong
I changed my attitude. I changed my opinion. That's what you're supposed to do. Okay.
Like Tim, on the other hand, will literally immediately dive head first in one
direction and just be found wrong instantaneously.
But he does it all the time. Like the polling data from the other day.
Exactly.
The reason why I was contentious with the 60% of Americans want to give
Israel more weapons, or are comfortable with the weapons that we're giving Israel currently.
The reason why that didn't make any sense, and my format is live, and so is Tim's usually,
but the reason why that didn't make any sense is not because like, oh, this doesn't correspond
to my worldview.
It's because, obviously, I've seen a shit ton of polling on this specific matter
That was the exact diametrical opposite of what this article was claiming.
So we looked at it, right?
We looked at it and we found out that even the study itself showed exactly what I was saying.
The study itself also very obviously showed that there was an inconsistency with the way that CNN had
clipped that article or clipped that poll out of context.
Okay. Tim doesn't have that though, because he's on vibes alone. He's not looking at polls
on his off time. He's not actually reading and trying to do research on his off time.
He's just going live. And what's shocking to me is that he could conduct this in the
silly way that he's doing. As long as he got his producers to like clip certain parts
of the article so he could clip chimp it, this would make him a better, this would
literally make him a better political commentator, a better propagandist for the right. But it's
shocking to me that even though he has all those like other people in the peanut gallery,
none of them actually do exactly that.
Wrong. Hoping we won't notice. Here is a beautiful example shown in YouTuber Timber
Antost's incredible two-episode Tim Posey.
Only 22% of Trump vows actually see the rich poor gap as a very big problem, versus 77%
of democratic those. This shoots a pretty big hole in Tim's branding of the Democrats
as uncaring, wealthy elites. They're manifestly far more concerned with the plight of poor Americans
than their opponents in the opposition party. Watch as Tim starts to read this paragraph
and then actively cuts himself off as he realizes that it's not information that's
gonna play well.
Why is Tim Bonto's making Tim Pool vids? He has some of the best Tim Pool vids out
there. It makes me really sad that he's like also a fucking destiny orbiter who like I think
doesn't really like me because, um, because like his video, his videos on table are pretty
fucking solid with his audience.
The new national survey by Pew Richard center finds the majorities of GOP voters view several
issues as either very big or moderately big problems facing the country. For example,
So, okay, you get the point, right?
I don't wanna go too far into a lot of the pull stuff.
I don't wanna get crazy in the nitty gritty.
I wanna keep it to the main point, so I make.
You know what?
That's his favorite.
He loves jumping away from the nitty gritty.
He hates that.
He hates the nitty and the gritty.
Hey, I kind of understand why someone
might watch Tim's show, if only for this reason.
It's the political version of Jackass.
Just one guy with absolutely zero reading comprehension,
punching himself in the dick over and over.
The joy is waiting to see how long it'll take him to do the obvious.
It's like a fun little game.
Minnesota has announced the new flag. That's right.
The last one was considered racist. And so they're getting rid of it.
The interesting thing, however, is that the new flag Minnesota is
presenting and has chosen looks an awful lot like the flag of
jubilant in Somalia.
The reason people are taking issue with this is, well, it may be
Coincidental, I don't necessarily think so, but it's not like it's the actual flag of Somalia as a country. It's one state in Somalia. So it's, I don't know. It's kind of weird.
My man's been hitting the, my man's been hitting the Minnesota is is overtaken by secret Somalis for a minute. Weird. So in this clip, he says the new Minnesota state flag, which looks like this was designed to look like
the flag of jubilant Somalia which looks like this. So no, no, no, no, it doesn't.
You can literally just see that they don't look similar. This is like what flags look
like. But Tim Poole didn't bother to just look and see what the flags are before he
started recording. He was so curious about this story that he was repeating on the
air that he didn't even do a two second wiki search. Like, sure, I could tell
you about how the new Minnesota flag was picked and how it was part of a contest where two of
the finalists had their designs merged, but why do I need to? They are two very different flags.
Here they are being different. And so you just have to wait on the edge of your seat for Tim to
realize this very easy to research fact. It's like that shot in hereditary, but with the
fat looming over in the darkness ready to strike and eventually Tim does look up what the flag
looks like but by the time he does he's already completely committed to this idea and has to
sweatily pivot whether or not they intentionally wanted to make the Minnesota flag look like the
flag of jubilant and Somalia ones it's not the Somali flag Somali flag is just blue whether
or not the truth is not what matters I care about truth I think the truth matters
tremendously. My point is when it comes to conflict perception is what matters. And if many people
on the right perceive this as subversion, it's subversion. What is he even talking about at that
point? If enough people believe this is true, then it is. By the way, he just, no, he nailed it,
though. He nailed it. He nailed it. He's right. And that is how a lot of right-wing
propaganda operate. Okay? If we say enough delusional shit and enough of our audience are
delusional enough to believe the delusional shit, we can create this collective psychosis
and half of the country has to deal with that now. Okay? So much, so much of like
the conversations that we now have are actually actively pushing back against
this collective psychosis, okay? It's straight up. Like, so many of the major political
issues in this country are born out of right-wing hallucinations, okay? Literally.
One of the best examples leading up to the primaries was the crime hysteria and liberals
absolutely caved and capitulated to the right wing framing on this issue and it became this massive
problem and now everybody's writing think pieces like why are people so deluded about crime why do
people think their hometowns are safe but everyone else's towns are really fucking violent and scary
i wonder why okay the current conversation classroom classroom litter boxes was another one
obviously, Transpanic is a big one. But right now, the biggest one is immigration.
Donald Trump keeps repeating lies about how immigrants are coming in to do violent crimes in
this country, okay? It is literally, objectively untrue, okay? If you look at the data, that is
not what's happening at all. As a matter of fact, the data shows is the exact opposite is
happening in terms of like immigrants, undocumented migrants, and their share of crime, okay, across
the board.
And yet, we are now trapped in this panic-driven news cycle where like a significant percentage
of the population does believe this lie, okay.
News pushes the lie, Network Television pushes the lie, or doesn't push back against the lie.
Post-birth abortions is another one, right? Obviously, that's not as consequential,
because people are more predisposed currently, or more aware currently of their own
of their own immediate civil liberties being taken away.
But having said that, there is a real
and very effective way to brain rot
entire segments of society.
And then if you don't actually push back against it
with reason, facts, logic, truth, evidence,
then you're left dealing with the fallout of that.
God forbid you lean into it. Okay. Yeah. Another great example of this. There you go. Thank you,
Kayo Fishi. Remember when anti-vaxxers were predicting huge waves of vaccine deaths and it
never happened? And they just pretended that it happened anyway with the died suddenly?
Shit. Yeah. Exactly. It never happened. And then they just made it up and were like, oh,
all these random people that are dying, they're dying because of the vaccine.
and that was enough for a lot of people because like most people when they get
really invested in a narrative they don't want to shake themselves from this
collective delusion there is a feeling of comfort and security that you get
it's like a it's like a comfortable blanket that you surround yourself with
and you dive further and further it's cult it's cult like thinking okay what
is this tinkerbell rules Jim isn't your job as a reporter or pundit or
journalist or whatever you think you are to report on the truth of something so that a lie
doesn't get turned into a quote truth. You know how people might be stopped from believing it's true?
By you reporting that it's not. So ultimately it's clear he just got tricked by a fake story
in real time and doesn't have the humility to admit it. And we all get to watch him tap dance
around it like an improv performer pretending the audience suggestion was get an erection.
you can probably see what the problem is at this point. Tim sees other live podcasts and news
shows and thinks, why not me? But that question actually has an answer. It's not rhetorical.
The reason why not Tim is because Tim is clearly very bad at analyzing the news.
And what we get instead is this silly grifter. Yeah, this is correct. Gremlin.
This is the cultist dilemma. Once the day prophecy comes and the spaceship doesn't come to take you,
the believers don't abandon the cult because that would require like that there's a there's a sunk
cost there that would require to re-examine everything that you've known that you've
internalized that you know is the truth to be false and that is obviously really
fucking terrifying a leap that you have to take in the other direction that's scary.
So, what do people do? They double down. Because the truth is more painful than most followers can take.
This is an examined phenomena by the way. It's not like, it's not just like a made up thing.
This happens all the fucking time. The problem now is that this cultish thinking is baked into right-wing sentiment.
It's baked into a liberal sentiment as well in some ways. Okay. For sure.
So one of the chat I saw was talking about being a right winger and like falling
into this trap. And then, um, you know, being appreciative that like my commentary
got him out of it, but also, but also, um, there was another guy who was, uh,
it was like, yeah, I, the Russia gate stuff as a liberal, like really sucked
me in where I started seeing like Russian operatives in, in every corner.
The Jesus lover Kamala Harris supports after bird abortions do not vote for her. She is pure evil
I loved it like someone in the chat is either a larping or be
Genuinely giving us a real example of exactly what I'm talking about. I hope you're sincere by the way because I love you
And I will not actually
Ban you for saying the truth keep fighting a good fight brother Jesus appreciates it
Jazz, where he just sort of skittily bops some stuff that he thinks sounds like the truth,
then learns in real time that he is wrong.
Or often times enough time passes that he just hopes we all forget how wrong he was.
Oh, do we have something COVID related?
I bet he had some very bad COVID guesses.
I will bet you $10.
Look at this, number of US deaths per day has not spiked.
Look at where it was early on.
And now it's actually, this is a spike right here, it's a little spike.
It's going up and we're worried about that and I can understand saying we need to take precautions
to prevent this spike from skyrocketing, but take a look at cases.
Number of new infections per day is higher than it's ever been, but the death rate
is way, way, way down.
I'm not convinced we're facing extreme circumstances just yet.
What time was he covering this, 2020, November of 2020?
Yeah, actually, because I've done already saw that clip, you see, Tim, I read the articles
and watched the videos before we record.
Anyway, that's from November 17th, 2020, just a few weeks before one of the deadliest months
of the pandemic.
Because even without hindsight, it's very, very stupid to predict that a pandemic is
going to be a breeze right before the holiday season.
Hey, Tim.
Oh, you know who else did that?
Elon Musk.
You know who else did that?
Donald Trump.
Who else did that? The entirety of the Republican party.
I'm hearing murmurs from people.
I know in the idea that they're preparing for a Lebanon invasion,
take it with a big grain of salt, but it's very scary.
I'm without a, oh, whoa, there's a chatter in here.
There's a Israeli chatter in here who has the opportunity to interview a co-jet,
an official from co-jet.
And he was wondering what kind of questions we should ask them.
And I thought you would probably have a better answer for that chatter.
Y'all at me. And that's all I see on my mobile.
There's a bambi of Hillary the Dancy telling Obama that they were drinking baby blood and
eating their brains. Wake up killing babies is murder. Y'all need to repent. Oh my God.
This guy's awesome. Wow. So killing babies is okay now. What the fuck? I really hope
that this guy is correct. Chat, chatter. I don't know if you're aware of this, but
you're in the baby murder central, you know, this community is fundraised to do more
baby murder. We love drinking the blood of babies. I'm with I don't know what
What would you ask the co-jad officials if you had an opportunity?
Can you give me the chatter's name?
I forgot what the other chatter's name was.
Does anyone else remember?
Or is that chatter still in here?
Not the Jesus lover dude.
The fucking Israeli chatter who has the opportunity- no stop adding Jesus lover.
Was it Mr. Squirtle?
Oh here it is, Mr. Squirtle.
This is the chatter.
Suspicious account.
Well they're pumping bestie marks in here.
So one time, it's a sock troll account, probably.
The real Jesus Christ, this is,
the real Jesus Christ for 2069
is having a separate conversation with the Jesus lover,
saying, bow before me child.
Y'all eat baby brains?
Bad guess, by the way, Tim's bad guesses
aren't limited to video.
Here he is on Twitter claiming that Australia
is putting people who might have COVID
into a concentration camp.
for the record, they weren't doing that.
He's referring to the Howard Springs Quarantine Camp
that the government housed people in.
And while it's not a five star experience,
by all accounts, it was just like staying in a cheap hotel.
Sometimes with raves.
Okay, what other hilarious guesses do we have?
Oh, here's one from November, 2020,
right before the election.
I think Donald Trump is looking at a potential landslide.
I'm not exaggerating.
This is my favorite, this is my favorite.
Center's liberal Tim Poole making a prediction about the 2020 election, which of course, as
you guys know, came to be true.
There's been periods where in the past where I was like, Trump's going to landslide for
these reasons.
And then there was some negative things that happened.
And I'm like, wow, that's starting to look bad for Trump, actually.
Now I'm starting to be more convinced that Trump is on track for a landslide, notably.
He's going after New York.
Boom.
There it is.
The Democrats didn't buy any of this ad space.
Why?
Donald Trump's gonna win.
Trump is gonna win.
I'm convinced.
Absolutely convinced.
Oh, so close.
Very funny he honed in on New York,
a state that Biden won by about 2 million votes.
Bad guess, Tim.
Tim is generally very bad at guessing
when it comes to serious political matters,
specifically around Trump.
I wonder why.
After Trump lost the election,
Tim continued to guess
that his election fraud grift would pay off.
Here he is on December 8th of 2020,
getting very excited about the news
that Texas was challenging the election results.
How about this?
Texas, Seuss, Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania
and Wisconsin at Supreme Court over election rules.
This suit was filed just before midnight on the seventh.
And it is now, you know, in the wee early hours
of the morning as I record this,
many outlets probably haven't even been able to catch up.
Let's read the story.
And then we have a breakdown of exactly why
they're probably gonna win this one.
And this is huge. This is going to change the outcome of the election. In my opinion, like, dude, does no one ever get mad?
In his audience, like, this is something that I truly don't understand. Like, do you just never get mad that you're always wrong?
Like, if you listen to Tim Poole, you're just wrong so consistently, and then everyone makes fun of you.
Do you just not have any fucking friends that are like, dog, what happened to that fucking?
like if you're repeating Tim Poole's opinions, right?
Like we had that in this community when I said Russia won't invade Ukraine.
We had that.
It's my, it's my most like public.
You were definitely wrong moment, right?
And plenty of people who were probably repeating those talking points.
Okay.
We're, we're yelled at by their friends.
I got fucking canceled over it.
You know what I mean?
We'll still bring that shit up.
But like, but also nobody thought, are you would? Yes. That's fine. That, that, that's
besides the point. I'm just still saying that like, this is the thing that people bring
up all the goddamn time, uh, in a sea of, of, uh, the times where I've proven to be right
when all of those naysayers were objectively in the wrong. None of that matters. Ultimately,
my point is, ultimately my point is like, how the fuck do you not feel even like
like a little bit embarrassed to be like, let me see what the other side is saying, you
know, this is what does not make sense to me. And that's the other thing. If I was a fucking
grifter, I would have kept it. I would have kept up like, you know, if, if I was the person
that my haters claim I am, I'd be pro Russia right now and be pushing Z hardest fuck. But
I guess my haters much like Tim pool with their reactionary mindset do maintain that,
facade that I am pro Russia, but I just don't understand like how you can watch a political
commentator and watch him be so objectively wrong, like so unimaginably wrong on such
a basic thing.
Okay.
Like Donald Trump is going to win every American state except for like one is such an insane
fucking thing to say. And then, and then doubling down on it and being like, no, he actually
did win. He's going to win any day now. And like, not a single person turns around and
goes like, yeah, maybe I'm not going to listen to this guy anymore.
We'll see. We'll see. And he did see literally four days later when that lawsuit was thrown
out by the Supreme court, bad guess, Tim. Tim had some other bad guesses during that
initial Trump election fraud chaos. Here he is around that same time, completely falling
for the claim by Trump's lawyers that surveillance footage showed Georgia election workers secretly
stuffing ballots from a suitcase hidden under the table.
There is a black table for some reason. It's pretty funny because like I was covering
this exact same shit in real time. And every single one of these things, every single
one of these stories. I also covered in the diametrical opposite viewpoint as Tim pool.
And I was right on every single one. Like, it's funny to see like all of these, uh, cause
people would come in probably because they saw a Tim pool clip or something. It would
bring forward this evidence, this bombshell evidence, right? And I would be like, Hey
man, I don't think this video shows what you think it shows. One of the things
that I, uh, one of the things that I always love, uh, pointing to is this, this, uh, fascinating
thing that like a lot of dumb people do where they will look at like, uh, like a complex
thing that they were not privy to and we'll explain it as though it's nefarious and scary.
And you can do that virtually about everything. The example I use, the example I use regularly
is the process in which like every American born on US soil is assigned a fucking number.
Okay. The scary authoritarian government assigns a number that dictates where you were born
and at what time you were born. This number is something that the government has access
to. Okay. Yeah. And that number is associated with like whether you're going to be able
to purchase a car or rent. It's very spooky when you think about it. And then you dive
into it a little bit more, and it's like, oh, never mind. That's the process of having
a social security number. It's like, yeah, something that you take for granted that is
a normal part of your existence can be portrayed in a very scary way. And if you're oblivious
to that, you know, terrifying. Do you understand?
It's an imposition. And once everybody leaves in the
surveillance footage, they pull out a box of votes and begin
counting. Now the allegation is that the people working here
told of all the observes, the other example I use often is
open heart surgery. People don't know how open heart
surgery works. So when you describe to them in gruesome,
you can do that about any medical procedure whatsoever.
If you describe medical procedures in gruesome detail, it comes across as primitive, okay, and terrifying, which is a technique
that conservatives often use when talking about like
medicine and and medical procedures that they don't like, things that trans people use for example, or abortions for example,
okay, you can do that about anything and right-wingers do this all the time.
First, we're not counting anymore.
You guys need to leave.
People left.
They then pull out ballots from under table and begin counting.
Occam's razor would suggest they told the observers to leave as what the Trump campaign
alleged and then started counting ballots they pulled out from under table.
What's your explanation for this?
That alone is a massive red flag.
But then you add in two sworn affidavits, maybe more from the GOP observers saying
they were told to leave and then you have the surveillance footage of a person telling
him to leave and then pulling the ballots out.
That makes no sense.
I can only say that to me, this is overwhelming evidence of legit serious motor fraud.
Bad guess, Tim.
If you're curious, unlike Tim, that story was easily debunked by the same surveillance
footage showing that the hidden suitcase wasn't a suitcase and in fact was a ballot box that
was brought in about an hour earlier in the tape. There are a few more details to it but you can just
read about it. I mean Tim won't but you can or you know what you can just ask Tim Poole several
years later when he pretended that he never fell for the election fraud lie. I want Trump
off of the election fraud stuff. There's videos showing bouts being pulled out from under
tables and they're counted and everyone's like ah that proves it all the fraud.
And then when I correctly break down the story, because that's what I do for all the subjects,
now people are like oh now Tim finally understands.
Dude when people were claiming Trump was going to be reinstated in March, in February,
in April, like no matter what happened there like Trump will be truly inaugurated on
this date and I kept saying no, people attacked me for it.
And then you have the video I mentioned where they're pulling bouts from under
the table.
Watch the full video.
the full video. They actually put the they collect ballots from people like normal, put them in boxes
and at the end of the day they pull them out to count them. But a lot of people didn't see those
videos. That's why I say stop with the fraud narrative. It's a trap. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
okay, hold on. So years later, Tim heroically is claiming that he's always been a sage oasis
of logic when it comes to the Trump election fraud claims and was in fact attacked for not
believing the lie and he specifically is calling out the surveillance footage story where everyone
went ah that proves all the fraud do we have a clip of that to me this is overwhelming evidence of
legit serious voter fraud so you might think this is a lie because it is but i have a theory here
maybe it's naive i don't know but it's wild to me that tim specifically calls out a story
that he fell for in the past and completely retcons it like Homer Simpson recounting an event.
Like, what a bad and easy to avoid lie. Why not just call out a different claim?
Why would he set himself up so perfectly like this? So what if Tim genuinely doesn't realize it's a lie?
A possible theory is that Tim Poole fell for the fraud claim and then a bunch of people on
Twitter told him he was an idiot and the claim got debunked. And then years passed and Tim only vaguely
remembered the event. He didn't bother to check his old videos because he's extremely lazy and likely
just recalls that the video existed and someone thought it was election fraud proof and then
the video was debunked. And so he just assumed that he was the smart one in that memory.
We all know someone like this, right? That friend or co-worker who constantly
re remembered. Okay, or, or some other third thing, which is he does not have object permanence.
There's events where they are always the funniest or wittiest, like a baby who conveniently forgets
the time they claim that Gatorade was healthier for you than water and you should give it to
babies and you show up the next day at work with an article proving them wrong and they're
like, I don't know what you're talking about, Cody. Let's just sell this weed before lunch.
They steal your jokes and stories and retell them to people like they did that thing.
We've all known a Tim Pool, and if you haven't, I have some bad news for you.
And so while I hoped that this would just be a fun episode where we play a bunch of
silly and also terrible Tim guesses, it appears that we have to talk about the mechanics
behind this beanieful mind, this idiosyncratic little fart in the wind, a deep dive into
this shallow, shallow pool.
So after the break, we'll do just that and continue to make fun of Tim's terrible guesses.
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Everyone mail me 20 bucks if 600 was perhaps a professional liar.
It's possible that the biggest lies are the ones he tells himself.
And unlike a lot of the other grifters we've covered on this show, Tim's biggest but not
only problem revolves around the fact that he is extremely tactless and comically easy
to debunk.
Other dildos like Jordan Peterson or Ben Shapiro often convolute their lies in a way where
it takes longer to debunk the lie than to tell it.
But Tim frequently debunks himself in the same breath.
His entire shtick is that he livestreams himself while badly guessing about various news headlines
and half remembering his own convictions.
And we watch in real time as his subconscious hastily rewrites his own narrative in order
to protect his ego like that guy in Memento.
You know the guy?
Pierce.
But that's the how.
The question we need to ask next is why.
Why does Tim Poole do the things he does?
I mean money.
Okay.
Easy question.
this. Why does Tim Poole do the things he does so badly? It's not just that he
guesses, but he guesses lazily. Often it seems like his mouth is just moving and
his brain is catching up, which happens to us all sometimes. But unlike most
people, Tim's mouth has some wild things to say. Hey, remember those Hawaii
wildfires? They want Taiwan. They're building up their military. There's a
chance for escalation, a chance for conflict. They want the South China
And then they've got ships with Russia coming near the Aleutians coming near U.S.
Territory going near Hawaii and then they're pulling off something like this.
So look, how hard is it to start a fire?
It's ridiculously easy.
Dude, this one.
Dude.
Oh my God.
I forgot about this.
I forgot that there was like a genuine amount like a significant amount of people who
literally think that like the Hawaiian wildfires actually were because of like Chinese
space lasers. And of course, if I'm going to talk about something like that, I'm going to
bring Ali London, you know, Ali London, the subject matter expert. This was only last year.
Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. Chinese Jewish space lasers, Jewish space lasers that are now Chinese
space lasers. It's obvious how jealous you are of misinterpreting temples outreach. Okay,
dude. Yeah, sure. Fire and they can fire lasers. Okay, sure. But the Hawaii fires
This could be a Chinese laser, I guess.
It could also be those downed power lines that were spotted right before the fire.
But sure, maybe lasers.
That's certainly a guess you can make if you're like an idiot.
And that actually poses an interesting question.
Is Tim Poole an idiot?
I know it's a wild theory, but hear me out.
While I generally think that it's bad and counterproductive to hand wave any movement
or person is stupid.
I think in this case, Tim Poole might just be a dumb and mean guy with a big ego who
doesn't really believe in anything.
And while I also believe the term Dunning-Kruger effect has been thrown around a lot, that's
the term for someone so incompetent that they actually think they're a genius.
And again, that gets tossed around a lot on the internet.
But in this case, well, the best female skaters in the world are as good as 12-year-old
boys who've been skating for four months.
You watch the women and you're like,
I'm 38, send me retired and I could do all those tricks.
Oh, Tim, you know there are videos of you skateboarding.
Don't you?
You know that I can just cut to you skateboarding.
See?
Do you see, Tim?
Why would you set yourself up like that?
Tim?
I do think it's crazy that I'm about to be 34
and I have no family.
Because my dad had two kids by the time he was 27.
Yeah.
And I'm like, man.
You know what the problem is though,
it's definitely not me.
I think it's everybody else.
Oh, Tim!
Tim, please, please stop saying things.
You are breaking my heart.
I don't know, was he joking?
Seems like something a comedian would say all deadpan.
I'm sure he's claimed it was a joke after the fact,
but yeah, Tim, if you're struggling to find a partner,
I don't know, man, maybe it's stuff like this.
When they come out and they accuse Andrew Tate of being all of this evil stuff,
how much can you really believe it? There's a challenge there because bad guys
exist. There are people like Weinstein. They exist.
Let's talk about Weinstein. However, Harvey, am I pronouncing it right?
I don't know. This dude in Hollywood,
they say that he was abusing all these women.
It certainly seems like he'd abused a lot of them, but let's be real.
Many of these women were abusing him. Oh,
Here comes the feminists all screaming and crying like,
ah, sorry, no, I'm just gonna say it.
How many women sought to bang Weinstein thinking
it would get them a le-
Oh my God.
What the fuck?
There ain't no way, dude.
There ain't no fucking way, dog.
There ain't no way he said that.
Yo, bro's a villain, dude.
That's crazy.
Leg up in Hollywood.
Oh, here come the feminats.
He's getting mad at me for saying that.
Bro, even fucking like Republican, bro,
even like the most loyal like MAGA people
don't fucking defend Harvey Weinstein.
What the fuck?
Yo, this level of hating women should be illegal,
honestly, like when you hate women so much,
women so much. When you hate women so fucking much that you end up saying the victim in the
Harvey Weinstein situation was Harvey Weinstein. That's as phenomenal, dude.
The women Harvey Weinstein raped actually wanted it. See, ladies, Tim is just telling
it like it is about your kind. Tim, women expert women who he and my mom loves watching
show your mom that clip. I mean, if she doesn't fucking comprehend that this is not a good
guy, I don't know. See how easy it is to be misogynistic. I mean, yeah, but like, that's
a little, you know, I think most normal people will look at that and go, hold on what
apparently also thinks maybe shouldn't vote single, not as fault, your fault, but also
other guy's fault too. If this young woman, I mean she looks
like she's in her 20s has only ever been around sneaky
f***er types.
Low T weak men lacking passion.
This is one of my favorite things about Tim Poole is that he
always talks about like male feminists who are low T or
whatever the f*** and it's like bro look at yourself. Like
you're envisioning this cartoonish depiction of like a
guy out there who was like a liberal or a leftist but like
look at yourself dog please what the fuck do you mean like are these insecure low
T male feminists is like bro you literally are incapable physically of
removing this fucking beanie off of your dome like what are you saying look at
the way you look an ambition men who don't get up don't exercise don't improve
themselves and she thought this is what men are. Interesting. Perhaps one of the big reasons that
many women are claiming to be LGBTQ is because they're not feeling strong attraction to males
because they're not actually encountering real masculinity for which they were.
Yeah, famously, famously, lesbians love. Lesbians secretly love super brolic alpha dog
masculine men okay but they just never get enough of that so then they become
lesbian would be attracted to yes that is Tim blaming lesbians a brand new
phenomenon on feminine men as in the reason he thinks that some women like
other women is that men act too much like women damn lesbians always hating
Feminine things, lesbians, famous for hating pussies.
Hey, Tim, I'm gonna need you to admit on camera
that by this logic, the increasing masculineization
of women is making you want to suck a man's dick.
That's what you're saying.
All of these unnecessarily manly women
are making you want to curl up in the strong arms
of a man to escape the women's manliness you see.
Tim is not a man who like,
thinks before he says stuff,
not even for a second.
It's like his one conviction.
He wouldn't even think before he says stuff for money.
Good thing he doesn't have to actually.
And despite all of this,
despite being vocally single,
despite saying he has no family, no kids,
Tim is more than happy to act like an expert
on these things.
I'm hanging out over the holidays
and I'm hanging out with this couple
and they've got two kids that are like
two and five years old or whatever.
And they're just like, dude,
all this talk about gender neutral stuff and whatever,
it's fake news because anybody who's raised children
is that a boy and a girl,
they just know like boys do things and girls do things.
They were telling us like,
for some reason,
the little boy has just started smashing things.
Like no one ever told them to do it.
And for some reason,
the little girl started picking up dolls
and nurturing them for real.
They were like,
wants to carry on the do
and the little boy is j
and they're actually like
that gets little boys a
Tim pool, child and women
that little girls don't l
a conversation with a cou
out with over the holidae
the type of conversatio
guy at the bar who gets
the more you learn about
with such confidence abo
clearly has no actual f
also speaking to an audience of like equally out of touch basement dwellers for the most part
or divorced dads. So I suspect that like his audience is not going to be able to check him
on this, you know what I mean? They simply do not have the lived experience to be like that
seems weird that your only experience with this is by talking to a couple, you know,
can experience with. And so I really think that Tim Pool is just a guy with a really inflated
ego, who thinks he's way smarter than he is. And you can really tell that whenever he lies
or rather tries to lie. Like, what is that? You need to show the temple audience just saw
recently. Yeah, I want to see that. I saw someone on toilet paper USA subreddit.
Like someone was posting a toilet paper USA subreddit link.
I want to know what that what his audience looks like. I can't believe asking for a
subreddit link but and of course we be a few days ago timpool held a member's only live show
in the audience was exactly what you'd expect when timpool says he's building a culture this is what
he means oof yikes dude oh my god what do you mean of course we be oh i'm sorry who runs the
fucking brett cooper subreddit on reddit who's a moderator of the brett cooper subreddit you are
motherfucker. Don't come in here and be like, Oh, I don't, I'm not a redditor. Left is falling
for fake news classic. I don't know, man. I don't know. Big dog. Proofs in the pudding.
I like seeing stuff like this because it also, uh, you know, kind of shows you why people
have certain opinions. Like a lot has to go wrong in your fucking life for you to
to be able for you to become such a hateful person, right?
It's sometimes good to just bring people back
to reality a little bit, you know?
Beanie, I'm sure you do.
You've seen it in every clip, he doesn't take it off.
And we all know why he wears it.
But when he was finally-
I'm gonna skip the Beanie part, I don't really care.
It will be Steven Crowder, it will be Tim Kast's IRL.
These will be the shows that are running
in the background.
So when people are sitting there, that's what they're going to see.
In pool audience video.
All right, guys, so I don't know about you guys, but one mystery that's always
interested me is someone I.
Where is it?
Well, first of all, I think views for something like the audience looks like.
So there's only three out warning.
There they are, guys.
Uh, I mean, we don't deserve this guys.
I don't know.
I feel unworthy of this gift, this insight.
I love this.
Look at them.
They're even better than I imagined. Congratulations guys. God damn dude. God damn. God damn son. God damn is basically our community's demographics. Bitch I'm outside more. Okay. I interact with my audience more frequently than Tim pool does. You know what the fucking audience looks like. Okay.
It is not look like this
So fuck what is
Where are the other members of the Aussie show podcast like the Mormon white woman the gay socialist and his drag queen husband Wilneth?
That's hilarious
It's crazy. I think I do recognize a
couple different strains there. I'm gonna spend some time analyzing this for sure
What a gift
Such a relief to put to bed some of the stress of harboring that mystery
You were right. Yeah, should break Cooper conduct more users, sportsmen and celebrities. Yeah.
That's probably webe's alt account. No engineer, 9080. Also posting. Also posting like,
yeah, no, it's real dude, 100%. Yeah. And if you try to de mod, if you try to unmod yourself
so that you can relegate usership, like the ownership over the subreddit to your alt
account and MPX 11. We will know. Okay. We will know. Let's look up Reddit. Brett Cooper.
Let's see if he's done that already. Okay. Oh, he has. Oh, he, he, oh, suspicious, suspicious
that it's not even an MPX 11. All of a sudden the top moderator is yet another alt
account of weebies. Hmm. Hmm. Oh God, what the f... That was scary. That was fucking scary.
Hmm. No comments, no posts, nothing on the overview, just one subreddit that he owns. Hmm.
Okay. There's no porn, don't worry. It's just like putting his fucking gooner account,
His gooner alt account.
I'm blast.
Classic.
Classic, dude.
More classic, more typical than a tin pool audience,
more typical than the top of the air outbreak coming nine minutes late
because I forgot to run it.
And I really couldn't come up with a good fucking debate.
So I'm just going to straight run it now.
Here's the three minute outbreak now.
Okay.
Real conversations and real news.
And that's how you win a culture war.
And you know what?
They will be angry, leftist, screaming, crying,
but we've never catered to them in the first place
so we don't care.
Yes, winning, Tim is winning the culture war
according to Tim, who at one point claimed that his band,
he has a band, did I mention that?
Tim has a band called Timcast.
He named it after his podcast.
And Tim has claimed that his band would be more popular
than Taylor Swift if it weren't for like,
the system man more of my fans by my music than taylor swift buys hers yeah dude why do why do
right wingers always miss the mark on popular culture so fucking hard why do they do that
like ben Shapiro has brought this up before as well it's it's very odd ben Shapiro does this
shit too or they're like, oh, this is a completely crafted persona like Taylor Swift. Kamala Harris'
campaign is completely crafted just like Taylor Swift. And it's like, dude, do you think that, like,
do you think that you can magically make someone that famous? Like there's a certain
thing, like there's industry plants and whatnot, but do you really think that someone could
reach that level of popularity without like any sort of genuine fucking interest in what their
output is. Okay? It's projection, by the way, from entirely astroturf movements. That's why
they so consistently miss the mark. That's why they so consistently claim that grassroots
mobilization is like always attributed to astro-turfing on the fucking Republican side.
You guys are not understanding what I'm saying.
Of course, of course Taylor Swift has a shit ton of industry machines as she is now too
big to fail, okay?
Like a lot of people with vested interests keeping her at the tippy top, okay?
That part is true.
But what they fail to recognize is that what they fail to recognize is that like, oh, anyone
can get there.
That's not true.
Okay.
Like it's not fake.
People are still rocking with her music.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Like Tim pool, no matter how much you pump his shit is not going to reach that fucking
level of success because there's not enough real people rocking with that shit.
Hey, Garley, the industry pushing you only takes you so far is my point.
K-pop is an example that people are using, right? Do you think those guys don't fucking train every goddamn day of their lives?
Do you think people don't actually legitimately fucking like
listen to that music? Of course they do. There's a difference between a book
that, you know, has real fans and makes it a New York Times like best seller list and a book that
no one has read that will have no cultural impact whatsoever
that is almost exclusively consumed, is almost exclusively consumed by other
groups that will purchase that book to put it into the New York Times best
sellers list, okay? Like, Brightwingers do this shit all the time, so they think
like, no, there's no, Brightwingers do this shit all the time, so they don't
Understand that like no there is a there's a genuine audience. There's a genuine market for this
Okay
Yeah, if Taylor Swift could sell they would do it the problem is they have lost all of their influence
And the only control they have is the machine the mechanism that forces you to listen to their music
If Taylor Swift was not placed on the digital streaming platforms
Because these companies are given preference then nobody would listen to her music tim
You're almost 40. You are a right-wing commentator who dresses like a narc and has a dad-rock band that plays like
Emo Pop punk. I'm sorry. You're just not that cool. Hey, how much of their band can we legally show?
That much we can show that much and if that clip was just a black screen, I will say that Tim's band is
It's fine. It's not my thing. There are some talented musicians involved. I'm sure but I think I
I think it's generic and bad music. Unremarkable and melodically just kind of a ripoff of a Paramore song.
The chorus is, did you know I left you there staring at the heartache in your soul as your heart fell to pieces.
Heart twice, so close together, really evocative and unique lyrics. It's fine. I don't know. I think it sucks. Whatever.
Sorry about your breakup, Tim. Guy who has gone on record saying that he's been single and it's specifically everyone else's fault.
But the idea that he would somehow do the global numbers
of Taylor Swift is once again this perfect example
of the dumb little bubble Tim has crafted around his world.
His perfect lie where he's the bestest boy
if only the establishment would admit it.
Like Tim, I get it, I'm pushing 40 myself.
I have a political show that heavily features corn
and puppets.
I also have a band, The Hot Shapes.
Our first album Laverne is available to stream
on SoundCloud and purchase on Bandcamp.
Notice how I didn't name my band some more news, Tim.
But if my band was suddenly doing better numbers
than Taylor Swift, I'd kind of assume I was in a coma
and living out of fantasy as my brain slowly died.
I'd assume something was fundamentally wrong
with our youth, that they would suddenly
glom onto me and my news show
over a 30 year old singer-songwriter
who looks like a supermodel.
That would be a dark day for America, Tim.
Am I saying my band is bad?
No.
Available now on SoundCloud.
We're awesome.
I'm just saying that young people aren't going
to overwhelmingly like the stuff our generation likes.
That's fine.
I mean, they're wrong, but it's fine.
And it's how the world works, Tim.
You're not 20 anymore, Tim.
Take the beanie off and stop trying to lure kids
into your Neverland Ranch skate park.
So this is when you first walk in the door.
So we got the arcade machine.
We got slot machine for some reason.
We got these workstations with that hangout spots
got the directors massage chair
because sometimes you're using massage
and I've got this bar.
And as you can see, every flavor of cereal.
Oh, and boss flying.
So we want everybody to be able to come down, hang out.
Mike came out, you hit the.
Come on kids, come get a massage and eat some cereal.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Now I understand why I was fucking defending
Harvey Harvey Winsley so hard.
Right. It's been done.
That's it. You laid your stake.
You will flag it.
But the other people, man, I don't care what you do.
If you've got something fun you want to do in the park or come hang out, film
something, airsoft, whatever, you know, we're trying to open it up to as many
people as we can, but still a private space.
So that is footage from Tim's office slash skate park slash compound.
I mentioned earlier his words compound.
This is like the first time we fill fill actually walking through
Compound I guess. You can call it a compound.
Yeah, I do not think you can call that a compound, but whatever. And actually...
So they have to lie about it. And say things like it's a cult or a compound.
Okay, so he doesn't want you to call it a compound? That video is very funny.
He just whines about how his compound is not a compound. Should give him the cool factor and inspire people.
And he gave a tour, like MTV Cribs, a really fresh reference that really shows how cool you are.
I don't know, maybe I'm being a little mean?
You know, I like video games and slot machines and massage chairs, but that place looks like
sh**.
I know it sounds a little elitist to say, like I would love a house, don't get me wrong.
Sometimes I just start crying in the lawnmower section of Home Depot, but according to him,
Tim is a millionaire and his big cool HQ compound is like a messy dorm basement that's
also trying to be an office slash community center or something.
Like looking at that video, I don't want to be physically in that space.
It's like a dingy stoner pad, it's not really well decorated, and it feels pretty creepy
to be like, hey everyone, come to my private skateboard compound.
I have boxed wine.
He's like a hillbilly shredder, boy.
I could have done an entire video about Timpul's skateboarding compound.
At one point, we see inside his house, and he doesn't appear to have any furniture.
And it's just an extension of one of those suburban McMansions everyone hates.
looks terrible. The actual skate park is just his garage with a don't tread on me flag. Again,
I don't want to be mean, but it really looks like the house of the guy your parents told you not to
go near. I don't know. I guess I do want to be mean, but I actually feel bad right now. Like,
that video was three years old, so maybe it's nicer now. I hope it's nicer now. Man, this was
supposed to be fun? I don't feel fun. I feel sad. But cheer up, Cody, because if you recall,
I didn't just say that Tim Poole was a dumb guy with an inflated ego. I said he was a
dumb, mean guy with an inflated ego. For example, here's Tim talking with his editor
in chief about how they can legally hurt people who wander near their big dumb houses.
If you come anywhere near my house, you're on my property in a Castle Doctrine state.
Same.
I'm really out there.
My mailbox is a mile away from my house.
I'm not kidding.
I'm an actual mile from my house, so if anyone comes anywhere near me, I even thought
about putting landmines in on my street.
You can't really walk in here.
I probably not.
cool gun necklace. So which is it Tim? You want to have this hip skate park or a
doom prepper fortress? I'm not sure he knows the answer. Remember this? You know
we're trying to open it up to as many people as we can but it's still a
private space so we're trying to just open it up but also don't come here or
you'll die. I don't know Tim. Those are some weird ass signals you're
sending out. It's like watching a promo video for a children's
Scientology summer camp. Tim is constantly struggling between his laid
back skate broper Sona and his deep seated rich guy asshole brain. You can watch him
suppress it in real time like he's the Hulk on a Japanese game show. Back in 2023 a DIY
skate park near Tim ran a best trick contest and being the chill skate punk he is, Tim tried
to donate toward the prize money and got hilariously rejected by the people holding
the contest. You know, because he sucks and he tried to insert himself into their
event. And as a response,
that he was going to buy
his own skate park. Don't
park Tim. Remember your w
anyway, it turns out that
would buy the land that D
one that rejected him. He
extremely ironically titled
the people. And when that
went on instagram to tell
Tim, half denied it. Tweet
accused of spending $850,
under a DIY skate park bec
me skate there. While the
a million dollar plot in
I do own it though. I w
believe every bit of it because it's based.
Okay, so it's absurd to think he purchased the land, but also he does own the land.
So he did purchase it, but he totally didn't do it out of spite, but it would be totally
based if he did, which he didn't, but so cool if true.
Boy, that really sounds like a stupid person trying to lie about doing something mean.
He also claimed that he totally would have let the DIY group stay on the land he purchased
under them, which one assumes is also based of him. And then seem to imply that they were
pedophiles or something, which again, based, this is all very big.
Bro, he's literally like a, like a nineties villain, like a nineties romcom villain. Who
does any of this? Why do any of this? And so ultimately it sure seems like Tim wanted
to be involved with these cool, young, local DIY skaters
got rejected, said he was going to buy his own land
and then purchased their f***ing park
from under them as revenge.
And he's now trying really hard not to admit to himself
that he's the villain in an 80s skateboarding movie.
The rich conservative land developer
forcing everyone to play with him
because you don't get it, kids.
He's actually really based if you get to know him.
And I think the reason why Tim can't reconcile his desire to be this hip-skate dude and political
journalist slash commentator is because his opinions are uncool and mean.
He has the body of a young-ish Gen X dude and the brain of a 90-year-old Facebook conservative
stockpiling ammo.
Allow me to demonstrate.
I do think it's fair to be like my child is not old enough to learn about sex ed
in the birds and the bees.
it comes to innocence and all that stuff on my dude. I'm not saying the kids should be in the minds.
They do yearn for that. Minecraft is proof. But kids should have jobs. Children should be working.
And I will say that with absolute vigor. Hey dudes, I'm skateboarding T here to rap with you
with vigor that kids should have jobs and not learn about sex. Check out my band. I named it
it after my political pod
care if you die. No amount
should justify someone ha
taken away. That's just i
it. My lord, Tim, you can
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just say the type of sill
wrong stuff you hear on
rambling about how he watched an AI video about Christmas and mourn his lost nostalgia
because people name their kids Muhammad or something.
I saw on Instagram an AI generated video which created the most intense version of this feeling.
I would say it's akin to some kind of nostalgia, some kind of like feeling of home.
It was an AI video of a cabin.
Dude, Tim really hasn't grown as a person since his 20s.
Yeah.
he has like the same hangups. You pre-watched LeMau. Wait, what? Why is this clip just taking
me back to twitch.tv, bro? Overall, bro was so horny to fucking make the clip that it didn't
get created yet. And then it just takes me to Twitch. Oh, Cody said the same thing
about it. Him being like an 80s movie villain. Okay. Okay. Whatever. It's fine. Um, my
My point is Tim pool, Tim pool has like the, his, his mentality is like stunted in many
ways. Like he has a baby brain, but also simultaneously he has the same like hangups that like a 75
year old man has like he'll watch a AI video on ironically and it like creates a feeling
of nostalgia in him.
And then he's not even embarrassed to recognize that. Like he's not even embarrassed to
admit that like that's some shit that your fucking grandparents show you and
they're like oh I saw this video you see this but why are you admitting that man
that's weird with a full 20 foot glass wall overlooked from a hilltop over
looking the town with heavy snow falling a fireplace and a TV playing
cartoons you want to share that feeling you want your children to know
these feelings. Something truly fascinating. Now, I think this is why people say I'm upset
when I hear that Muhammad is the most popular name because it's that thing you grew up with,
that connection to your roots, to your history, that the feeling you get, it's going away.
A couple things. For starters, akin to some kind of nostalgia, Tim, that's just
nostalgia. Also, you don't have kids to share that with. Also, yes, nostalgia
goes away. That's why it'
still watch cartoons in t
can watch cartoons from t
And the only reason that
the snow itself is going
reason. Also it's not tr
like the A. I video of s
when you were a kid, yo
it snowed and when you
to worry about anything, and you just want to go back to simpler, easier times.
It's not complicated or deep.
Why are you talking like that?
But mostly, Tim.
You know who else had a weird Middle Eastern name?
Jesus.
Bad opinion, Tim.
Which is kind of like a bad guess.
Opinions are just the guesses of the feelings, after all.
Man, there are so many clips.
We're going to be here forever.
Let's keep it moving.
is getting mad at his own website for being too woke about immigration capital to handle
the massive influx of asylum seekers. Come on Adrian. This is Tim cast.com over here.
We don't call these people asylum seekers. We just call them illegal immigrants. Okay,
I'm sorry. Criminal immigrants probably better. Oh yeah. Not your granddaddy's conservative
weight correction. Exactly like your granddaddy's conservative. More. Give me more. I hunger.
When the mob comes to your house, like they did to the McCloskey's, and they threaten
you, and they tell you they're going to take your home and burn it to the ground.
And if you try to defend yourself, they're going to come out in the media, they're going
to launch these finance campaigns and say you're the bad guy.
That's right, cool kids.
It's Mr. TP here to say that the left will burn your house down.
For the record, he's talking about a GoFundMe for one of the guys who was killed
going after Kyle Rittenhouse after he'd already shot someone.
Tim is furious that people are heroizing a guy who thought he was stopping an active
shooter standing his ground.
Something the right loves to glorify.
Tim is pissed.
I don't know.
Maybe Tim is just mad that this victim was referred to as a witty and awesome skateboarder
by his loved ones.
Something that no one has ever said about Tim.
Whomp whomp.
Okay, just to be clear, there's nothing wrong with being bad at skateboarding
or being single or not having a family or being a little slow.
Everyone is dumb about something or another.
There's a reason that this show you are watching has multiple writers and editors and researchers
and fact-checkers, because no one person is an expert on how the world works.
They have many things they are smart about.
Heck, there's nothing wrong with having confidence in yourself, even overconfidence.
I know this because I'm really good at reading people and can do sex the best.
But with Tim and a lot of these similar grifters, it's often the combination of
of these traits used specifically to bully other people,
to spread hate and misinformation,
to audiences of millions with such overt overconfidence
that they often just say it with zero self-reflection.
I think books are archaic.
I think books are great.
They're archaic.
Why?
What?
In the modern era, you can actively fact check
what it is you're reading.
So I remember reading a physics book.
This is a while back, 10 years ago.
I thought it was all fascinating.
later on
i started looking some of these ideas
i was reading a physics book at the age of like
twenty five
i don't believe that he was reading a physics book at the age of twenty five
i think he's lying i don't think he's ever read a physics book
even when he was supposed to
i also
i don't know what he's gonna say by the fact that he was let's just watch
he is up and found that they've been corrected they were wrong i said okay
here's a problem
this book contains information
Some of which is no longer accurate.
Why should I read it?
You see, Tim once read a book about physics, no he didn't.
And then he looked up some of the stuff later
and some of the science had changed.
So he decided to stop reading books
which are too archaic for him
and to only read things that don't need to be updated.
Dude, I love this.
Okay, dude, dude, dude.
Straight up.
Straight up.
This is like the ultimate dumb guy take.
Maybe some of you are fortunate enough to know a person like this,
but there are so many of them, especially online, like the auto didx,
the people who are like, no, you don't understand. Like I figured this shit out
on my own. Like there are phenomenal characters in popular literature and in
media of like there's a litany of this guy out there that everybody
makes fun of. And a lot of times like people just don't really realize that they are the guy is a certified coworker take 100% exactly. Like I've overcome the need to read and learn because I because I've I've you know, I back checked the physics book. Also, physics is probably one of the funniest
things to do this on. Like out of the hard sciences, I feel like if you were to talk about
like biology or something like that, I feel like there is more development on that field.
But like high school grade, high school grade physics is like, literally that's it. Like
what you see is what you get, not a lot has changed in like the last 20 to 30 years
for like high school physics.
You know what I mean?
Like what fucking, what did you read in your book
that was then instantly fact checked that you found
was incorrect in your high school physics book?
If you were, because I know they're not talking
about fucking quantum physics in there.
Like what is featured in a, like out of all
of the fucking sciences that he could have mentioned,
Physics is the one that is literally not like, I feel like it's
like things change certainly and new information, new information is presented sometimes,
this is a nature of science, but like, I feel like out of all of the ones that he could have used
as an example, it's like, physics is the one that especially at high school level,
probably has changed the least out of all of the other hard sizes.
dated or confirmed or fact checked.
The internet.
You know what else you could read instead, Tim?
New books.
I'm starting to form a theory
about why Tim's guesses are so bad.
Tim Poole doesn't aspire to better himself
and in fact is proud of how ignorant he is.
He disgustingly flaunts it like a golden cock ring.
Like a lot of people drop out of school.
That's fine.
The writer of this episode dropped out of high school
He's doing fine, but Tim Poole proudly dropped out of high school and according to him, he intentionally refused to get a GED heroically, and he wants others to be just as mean and ignorant as he is.
You left school at 14.
Oh my God, this makes so much sense.
I didn't know that.
Businesses here, the physics you learn in high school is like a basic approximation of more complicated theories, which obviously aren't taught at that age.
So later you learn more physics and find out some things in high school weren't strictly true
But because people were lying just that you don't have the skills or knowledge for the more advanced theory
High school physics hasn't changed in over a century as far as I know
Wait, I didn't know this motherfucker dropped out of high school, bro, and we're if you get a GED. That's crazy
Like no disrespect to people's educational attainment, but goddamn son. Holy fuck. Yeah
That's like
Well, he's actively trying to not
To not get any sort of educational attainment at all. It's making me feel like
It's it's putting a lot. This was like the puzzle piece that was missing from my equation
Like I always wondered like what the fuck is up with Tim pool and now I'm understanding a lot of what the fuck is up with Tim pool
But he has a middle school education, dude
Like that that makes so much fucking sense, dude. What the fuck he's like unique
Like we're not talking about a fucking
We're not we're not talking about someone with like a
Bachelor of arts like oh my god. I can't believe he doesn't have a BA or whatever like this motherfucker barely went to high school, bro
Like that's crazy
Bruh, you're just walking around like a fucking caveman?
Like how do you let that happen?
Happen in fucking grand old 2024, man.
How do you let that happen to yourself?
Like society prospered to get to this point where we don't do this, okay?
Like you live in America, dude, what the fuck?
That's crazy.
That actually is shocking.
That is unique, Chad.
His motherfuckers like an actual A, bro.
That's crazy.
And then just...
Yeah, I was there at high school for like two months.
You're just like, yeah, I'm done.
Oh, it's the stupidest waste of time.
Wow.
Yeah, it's...
You're not advocating not graduating high school, though.
Absolutely.
Yeah, I lost of time.
Waste of time, kids.
Just ask Tim Poole, the worst guesser who ever lived.
And I know what Tim would say.
He'd point out that if he's so stupid, why is he so rich?
And yeah, that's actually a good question because frankly, it's weird that he can be this obviously misinformed this proudly ignorant
guess so poorly so consistent. I'm not kidding. I think about this quite a bit
And I think like my stupidity is my fucking superpower in some respects
Because I feel like if I was a little bit smarter I
Would not be like appealing. I'd be fucking way more annoying
Like I'm not the I'm not the most intelligent person. I have to work really hard to figure shit out. Okay
And when I was younger I was like very
Upset about that. I always felt like oh man, I got a fucking study. So goddamn hard. This shit sucks like
I'm serious if I was like
If I was like a little if I was actually a more intelligent person, I feel like I'd be fucking unbearable, dude
I think it makes me
You'd be way more horny for debates. Uh, you're actually wrong
Let me tell you something. Okay, the greatest trick that debate lords pull is to present themselves as incredibly fucking knowledgeable
They are not that's why they so consistently find themselves wrong
so
consistently like
It's just a pure aesthetic thing
Destiny comes to mind. Okay?
he has
the confidence
of an autistic man who's read a lot of books
That's how he presents himself
And a lot of people sometimes autistic sometimes not who haven't read a lot of books end up falling for it
Jordan Peterson did this as well
Okay, they think oh, this is a knowledgeable person
But if you've done even a little bit of reading if you do a little bit of interrogation
You will recognize very quickly. Oh shit. This dude is has no fucking idea what he's talking about
about. This is Gary being in front of the class. Sorry. There are brilliant people who debate
and debate well. I'm just saying that like plenty of people who do it as a sport online
simply aesthetically present themselves as very intelligent or very knowledgeable, but
like they're not. I mean the greatest example, the greatest example comes from Bonarelli
actually going up against the dude who wrote the fucking books that he claimed to fake
read. You know what I mean? Made him look like a fucking abject fool. This guy's popping
off, dude. Holy shit. I knew he was going to come in hot with the Kojak questions. Holy
shit.
Instantly and get rich doing it. I mean, it's not that weird as evidenced by other
rich people. But after the break, we're going to find out how this happened. I'm
sorry. I thought this was going to be fun, but I got to crack this dumb little
nut, not in a sex way, and ask why Tim Pool could have possibly gotten famous to begin
with.
But first, let's crack these ads, yes, in a sex way.
Hey now, we're back, hi, we're doing a Tim Pool, we're diving in that pool, that toxic,
shallow pool.
We discussed how Tim Pool just seems like a really overconfident dumb guy and gave
many examples.
And here's another one, remember that libel suit against Tim?
It turns out that Tim Poole actually tried to represent himself in court.
And what was really strange is that most of these defendants were represented by counsel when we were talking to them.
The only one that wasn't was Tim Poole, who thought that he could negotiate with me without an attorney.
Oh my gosh.
And he didn't even show any attraction either.
Tim Poole, law expert, proud GED refuser.
It seems clear that Tim Poole is so overconfident and dumb that he is capable of actively sabotaging himself.
It's a very specific type of dumb and reckless we see with people like Trump or Alex Jones,
where they get by for way too long and then, in theory, eventually see consequences.
We're especially seeing this with Jones, whose empire appears to be dissolving before
our eyes like a dead raccoon in a hot tub.
And as I said at the start of this, I do not think this libel suit will be the
only lawsuit Tim Poole sees.
And someday, maybe not soon enough, we could easily see Tim sabotage his little empire into
oblivion.
But right now, it's easy to see why Tim Poole is so overly confident the same way someone
like Trump was so overly confident.
For the first half of Tim's life, he's been able to get rich by having absolutely zero
knowledge or skills.
And I think the reason for that is simple and because of two things.
I think there's a one Tim Poole was exactly in the right place at the right time and number
I think there's a difference between Tim Poole and Alex Jones. I think Alex Jones is also
telegenic and endlessly charismatic. And I still I still mean that when I say that.
But he is he is he's a fucking demon and a bad person. Okay. He's a fucking demon
and a bad person make no mistake. But he's a fucking showman. Okay. He is a truly entertaining
individual. He knows it too. Like he's been on TV for so many damn years. He knows what
works. He knows what aspects of his personality are making him charismatic. He knows it.
as well. Trump is charismatic. He's a showman. That's why it's so sad to see my goat kind of
no longer have the same juice and the sauce that he once had. Also evil, by the way, Trump
also used that care that charisma and his telegenic show business genes for evil.
Tim pool has none of that.
Number two, Tim pool doesn't actually believe in anything and was willing to say whatever
he needed to get ahead. There's a very good Daily Beast article recounting Tim's rise to fame,
which he mainly accomplished by lying and constantly changing his convictions.
Because I don't know if you remember this, but Tim Poole wasn't always a right-wing ghoul.
He started his career as an Occupy Wall Street activist who made the news by utilizing
modern media tactics that in 2011 were seen as cutting edge, such as live streaming and drone
cameras. He wasn't the on
mind you, but he was there
Tim presented himself as
sided with the movement.
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for the people and me. S
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deny it or lie about it.
10 months to deny that
that he was quote, not an activist.
Six years later, Tim would claim
that he never supported Occupy Wall Street.
I don't align with Occupy Wall Street, and never did.
I actually am particularly anti-authoritarian,
so when you had this weird regressive authoritarianism
happening during Occupy, I told him the fuck off.
Boy, for a journalist, Tim doesn't seem to realize
that people record the things he says,
but I'm getting ahead of myself.
Back in the 2010s, Tim was still seen
as this hip new citizen journalist.
This is no doubt how he still sees himself today.
But by all accounts,
Tim was more of an empty vessel than anything else.
He was hired by Weiss in 2013.
And to the frustration of his coworkers,
Tim presented a quote deficit of ideas.
According to a former member of Weiss's video team,
there were
Remember, didn't he also like go to the no go zones
in Sweden?
The no go zones
is in like areas that are densely populated with Muslim immigrants that Europe racistly
called no go zones.
There was frustration about his inability to do a repeat hit like his coverage of Occupy
Wall Street.
Okay, someone just someone just locked down a fucking statement that I have to highlight
here.
motherfucker went to Istanbul and didn't get his fucking hair plugs dude I don't know who the chatter said
I don't know which chatter said this but you are right that's crazy bro motherfucker went to literally
the hair capital of the planet and didn't get his shit figs great but tim remained there because
of how quote seemingly oblivious the upper management and the exact advice were to the fact that
Tim pool was a total hack.
denies this and claims to
he quote constantly flew i
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on the live feed. Um, you
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minutes into the video.
I talked to said that,
I tried to stop protesters, but for instance, when they call 9 among one while their stones
are getting looser, it was a response to that.
And here's 25 minutes into the video.
I don't think I'm the guy you want to talk to.
You're doing fine.
Yeah, you sound great.
You're doing awesome.
I did talk to Tim E. Zell once.
Boy, he is just in that same parking lot the whole time, isn't he?
And around this same time, they just completely stopped showing his stream, presumably
because he went to Waffle House or something and forgot the camera was on.
Like this, Tim has boasted that he's covered conflict and protest in several countries,
but it's really hard to find evidence of him actually getting in the sh**.
I'm not saying he never got near violence or conflict, just that it's clear he did
as little as he had to.
And more often than not, his videos seem more obsessed with the cool tech he's using
instead of the protest itself.
Here's a video out of vice where Tim covered the Gezi Park protest in Istanbul, and
most of it is about how he used Google Glass to do it.
Okay, Glass, take a picture.
Right now, I am in Istanbul, Turkey,
here to report live on the ongoing protests.
The audience I'm trying to reach is everyone,
you know, me personally.
I want as many people as possible to know
about what's going on and to care about things
that I believe are changing.
Okay, if he actually was at the Gizy protests,
like that's dangerous as fuck.
like.
There was a woman don't play around, you know, they murk motherfuckers, but I actually don't
really understand how he like went there. Didn't see any action. And then simply just
walked around like a dildo with a fucking Google glass strapped to his face. How do you
make like this is peak vice to how do you make peak vice look lame?
Change in the world. It's like a documentary about how Tim Poole is a journalist and all
as cool gadgets? Like he's more interested in being seen doing the thing than the thing itself.
That's incredible. That's that's incredible. You know,
one megabit up isn't great, but it's more than enough that I need than I need.
Cool Tim. Glad your internet works. Again, there are moments where we see actual coverage of the
protests, but it's unclear if Tim is actually present for those. Whenever we do see Tim,
He is often just describing a thing that he missed.
This morning was, it was intense.
As soon as I got down here, I heard, I saw posts from my friend Jenna about tear gas being fired,
about water cannons. She got tear gas and she got hit with a water cannon.
Oh yeah, this morning it was so intense how I read these posts about stuff other people did.
Tim, did you not wake up in time? Do you like to sleep in? This is the whole video,
A 15 minute Google Glass promo that ends with Tim Poole across the street from a tear gas hotel
claiming that he was totally over there a minute ago, but not showing any footage.
The inside of the Divan, I just went in there, it's just tear gas, just the inside is just full of tear gas.
Now multiple times police have fired tear gas into the lobby of this hotel,
resulting in several injuries. People are being carried out and they seem to be unconscious.
Make sure to stay tuned share the information on Twitter share the link on Twitter let people know what's happening boy
It really seems like he was just at his hotel and this happened. I'm not gonna lie controversial opinion, but
It's valid that he was there
even with fucking Ferguson
like I
Don't know the the totality of his work advice so I can't speak on it
I only know like the funny dumb shit that he did where he was like very clearly a propagandist for like right wing
Right wing shit, right right wing sentiment
but
overall like
His job is to fucking go there if he actually interviewed people
That were participating in the furthers or whatever like then it's good. You know what I mean
Then he's doing his job
You don't have to as a journalist constantly fucking
and dive head first into like conflict.
Also bad guess about the relevance of Google Glass Tim.
Anyway, that's Tim in Istanbul.
He also covered the rebellion in Thailand where he...
We decided to leave the Dindang area
and take our way back to the hotel and get our bearings.
But we just saw a PDRC stage demolished
and we're hopping some motorcycle taxis
to make our way back, trying to figure out
what's happening.
Wrote around on mopeds?
No, really, here's his Vimeo page titled, Tie Revolt.
And it's mainly just videos of Tim Poole
riding around on mopeds away from the action
on Vice's dime, I assume.
He's just, he's riding around,
sometimes talking about what's going on,
but not actually showing it.
Okay, that's gotta be hella annoying.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, imagine.
It's like, these guys have other fucking journals
that they can send out there
who will actually film the conflict.
If he's the only person that they're sending out there
and this is what he's doing,
oh my God, I'd be so fucking mad.
I would be so fucking mad.
Like that's actually fucked up
because like you have a job there.
Your job is to literally show what the fuck's going on.
That's actually messed up.
This is a crisis.
This is a crisis that's been going on
for many, many years.
Hard hitting stuff.
To be fair, Tim does put
but much like his Istanbul
entirely just him claiming
happened while the camera
can't watch more than five
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got many updates for you
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So it's safe to say that
actually a very good journalist. He did it for a few years and mainly focused on himself and the
technology. This is partially why I have a lot of respect for journalists like good journalists in
general like even if I even if I don't agree with their worldview sometimes like Clarissa Ward
comes to mind like she's still fucking out there you know what I mean? She's still fucking out
there like she snuck into Gaza dude okay. Clarissa Ward straight up with a Katari fucking
envoy snuck into Gaza. Okay. That's brave as fuck. I might not agree with some of the
sentiment that she displays. But that's what she fucking did. Okay. At that point, you are
literally signing your fucking life away. And a lot of good journalists do that. Anyway,
he was using, but that was enough to get his name, presumably Timothy cast out there.
He was the livestream Google Glass drone dude.
It didn't matter that he didn't actually get good footage, it was hip and fresh.
Then at some point around 2014, Tim Poole would set off on his own.
And a few years later, in 2017, Tim would learn an extremely valuable lesson.
If you're too lazy to be an effective journalist, it turns out, he can just make stuff up.
Donald Trump had just become the president after all.
And Tim saw the sloppy yarn that guy spun one such yarn being that there was a crime
wave in Sweden.
This was by all account.
This is the best one.
This is his peak, dude.
This is Peach Urlism.
He is going to show you guys how wrong you actually are.
Okay.
He's going to show you guys how fucking wrong you are for saying he doesn't go into
conflict zones because I remember, I remember my goat going into directly the field of battle.
I remember this as of course a Muslim man living in the United States of America at
the time, regularly trying to deal with a lot of the Redditor chatters who straight
up were like, you don't understand dude, there are like actual enclaves where there's
crime that's running, that's running rampant.
announced just one of the many weird rambles we've become hauntingly accustomed to by a guy who was
yeah president of the united states it seems and like a lot of weird donald trump ramblings the
right wing became determined to prove that it was true specifically right wing has been
paul joseph watson put out the prove sweden is filled with crime challenge offering to pay
any journalist to go to Sweden and document that there's a crime problem there. You know how
all good reporting starts with the conclusion and then works backward via money to force that
conclusion? And Tim, being completely untethered from any institution or morality, took Watson
up on this. Trump is making a reference to reported crime, right? There's this perceived
rape and sexual assault epidemic hitting many other countries in Europe. And a lot of Trump
supporters take these stories to, you know, be evidence of a problem with refugees and
migrants.
In fact, the New York Times, which was critical of Donald Trump's statement last night in
Sweden, talking about how Sweden was calling him out for it, does have a story referencing,
you know, over 40 instances of sexual assault at a music festival in which they actually
say that of seven suspects being questioned by the police, six of them were foreign.
You can already see that he's beginning to court the right with the exact same talking
points as Trump.
But to be clear, Tyn still claims to be a completely objective party who just needs some money to
go to Sweden so he can, I guess, talk to people.
This is where I make the announcement that I am going to be traveling to Sweden and
France and some other countries in Europe to actually figure out what the hell is
really going on.
I'll say this.
I don't side with anybody.
I'm a skeptic, I guess.
So when I hear these stories, I say, okay,
well let's look into this and figure out
if it's true or not.
I will be setting up a GoFundMe so that we can raise money
to produce a series of videos on the ground
across Europe interviewing real people
on all sides of the political spectrum
to figure out if anything is happening, what is it?
Yes, real people on all sides.
You might be wondering why you'd need to fund
this one dude to go to Sweden and walk around
and talk to people like Sweden has their own reporters, right?
You don't need to pay a guy to go walk around.
But amazingly, this worked.
Tim got $20,000 for his trip,
the result being a series of videos
where Tim Pool just walks around Sweden,
films nothing of substance and talks to people
he could have easily called on the phone.
This includes the deputy mayor of Malmo,
who seven minutes in debunks the entire idea
of immigrants are causing an increase in sexual assaults. Yeah, but, you know, we must investigate
it further. That's crazy, man. What a fucking, what a scam. What an amazing scam. In many ways,
like racist people have this like firm conviction that something horrible is happening in Europe.
You get a fucking $20,000 paid trip out of it. And all you do is just go walk around.
That's amazing. Meanwhile, his entire fan base is primed to fucking hating like,
I don't know, women who are also using Kickstarter and other kinds of griffs like this, they grift
all the time. And people get mad at those grifters, but they never recognize that this guy is also
grifting in the exact same way. This is where he realized how easy it was to grift the right
right-wingers? No, I think he was always like kind of dumb, you know.
Sweet here, for some reason, our Nazis love him, some reason. Yeah, I wonder what it is.
People have said that there is a huge influx in sexual crimes in Sweden.
We've been told that it's simply because Sweden has a wider law, more
encompassing in that people tend to report more. But I guess I'd like to get
your thoughts on the whole issue and just talk about it a little bit.
Wait, he knows what it is. That's literally it. The increase in rape, like documented rape in
Sweden was directly a consequence of Sweden becoming quote unquote more woke in the way that they
document the crime of rape. That is why there was a massive fucking increase in documented rape
statistics. If he knows that, why the fuck is he still there? He didn't have to fly out there
to find this out. I never flew out there. Have I ever been to Sweden? I don't think I've ever been
to Sweden. When Sweden has changed its laws regarding sexual assault and rape and sexual
misconduct in a way that is more encompassing. More actions are defined as rape or sexual assault
now than before. And every report is followed up and you will get support for the crime victims
and often rather speedy trials. And that increases the will to report the crime. If you know that
something will be done then you're more likely to report. So there you have it solved. He goes on to
Oh my god, chatters you're so right. I need to go find out if China is fucked up. Oh my god
Oh my god, I should grift to the right by being like
China is the most evil nation on the planet. They are doing evil more evil per capita than any other country
And I've found out
Get ready. There's more than a billion of them
them. Dun dun dun. With your support, I can fly out to China, okay? I can fly out to China
and investigate the evil crimes of the Chinese. We can find out, we can find out the evils
of, we can find out the evils of high speed rail. Find out the evils of, I don't know,
urbanization and rapid even development. We can go and look at these cities that are,
that used to be called ghost cities not that long ago and see if the
Chinese now living in those cities are real Chinese people or simply ghosts.
I'm just saying all of that and more and no one will see a three minute average at the top of
the hour because while I'm live streaming from China I will not be seeing the ads because
we don't serve any ads in China. You of course are not in China. You're in America. So you will
see those ads at the top of the hour, unless you subscribe. No. Yeah, bro. You can stay here. No,
you can stay here. Austin's here. My dad is sitting on the couch right now. Yeah. Yes. Yeah.
Take a breather man. Oh, we can do band appeals. I'm almost done with this video
when you when you yeah take a breather man watching me was like watching a soap opera where everyone's permanently in a bad
Moon maybe some chill lives or a puppy could help turn that permanent frown upside down. That's funny. All right.
Taya place. There you go. Clipping this the bdbd because they won't tell this is sarcasm. No, don't do it. I'm I love China.
Say that while they are over represented in crime statistics, there is no evidence that refugees are committing violent crimes.
But the crimes we've seen, the violent crimes, we have nothing to support, no evidence in
support of thinking that it's the refugees who are committing these crimes, the violent
crimes, the murders or the shootings or whatever.
Cool.
Video over.
But Tim isn't satisfied with this.
This deputy mayor, after all, is a lib.
And I'll also say, look, you know, Nils, he said he's biased.
you know that that's a very liberal perspective. So take that into account. We've got more.
Okay. A liberal perspective in Sweden would be being a fucking Nazi, by the way,
like straight up. So I don't know why I don't think this mayor is a liberal. I don't know what
that mayor's political background is, but I suspect it's probably not liberal. Like
that's not how this, that's not how the fucking politics works in Europe. Okay.
When you say someone's a liberal, they're fucking pretty much a Nazi. Okay.
Okay, probably a social democrat, but even that in Sweden I feel like has become more
right wing.
Being biased is a liberal thing.
You got to wrap brother or interviews to do.
We've got more experts to meet.
And this is a daily thing.
So, you know, expect more.
So he claims that he's going to go out and talk to more experts on the matter.
Those experts include the random guy he's staying with who once saw a single crime
seen and also a kid setting off fireworks.
Have there been any other incidents like that or any kind of, maybe not a murder, but have you seen robberies or anti...
No, not at all. I mean there was one fourth-year-old that went the hell of a cop.
Yeah. Wait, what do you mean I got bad news for you? Sweden's right-wing analysis new government
of far-right backing to Sweden Democrats and countries far-right party remains firmly anti-immigration
and anti-multiculturalism, despite a polished appearance.
The moderates Christian Democrats and liberals will build the government and cooperate with the Sweden Democrats Parliament. Yeah
What do you mean you got bad news for me? It's literally what I'm saying
Yeah, they like the Democrats
That's not how we see it in Sweden. We see the US is being the right wing ones. No, dude
I'm adjusting it to Swedish politics. That's my point in
America in America the liberal party is supposed to be like out of the two options in our
duopoly is supposed to be the progressive wing. Okay. The liberals in that sense are supposed to be the progressive party in Europe. On the other hand, if you say a party is a liberal party, they are a right wing party. Usually, in the UK, liberal Democrats can either be left wing or right wing, depending on the leader,
chameleon party basically. Yeah. Liberal parties in Europe are usually very capitalist but socially very progressive sometimes not always. Liberal also means liberal also translates the libertarian in Europe.
Libertarian in Europe, but it's more right-wing than like
The major left-wing party is what I'm trying to say. So what are the conservative parties in Europe then? I mean those are
the more conservative parties and
A conservative party in Europe is oftentimes if they're called
They're either they have national in their in their language in their party language like a nationalist in their party language
They are fucking incredibly conservative
Nazis, monarchies, that kind of thing.
Pretty loud cracker, you know,
the firecracker, firecracker, yeah.
Next he talks to an anonymous dude
who works in the car business and claims
that a certain type of person steals cars.
Basically there's a lot of, I'm in the car business
and that's okay for me to say.
But the majority of the crimes involved in car business,
in both in car business it's it's never the Scottish Nationalist Party are quite
left okay you're now you're now talking about an entirely different equation
obviously Irish Nationalists or even Scottish Nationalists are Nationalists
in a liberatory sense, if they are still under some colonial formation, then they're not going to have the same exact sentiments of like Germany's nationalists.
Like nationalism under in an anti-imperialist sense is very different than nationalism when
you are already your own national state.
You have already achieved sovereignty.
One is a battle for self-determination and sovereignty.
The other is a battle to kill whatever the outgroup is.
I should not say never because it happens, of course, that Sweden is also committed crimes.
But the majority of the crimes involved in crime, like profits, stolen parts, frauds,
we can see clearly behind the scenes that it's definitely one type of people.
Still getting nothing, Tim just goes and walks around a problem area, the problem being
that there aren't any pro
walking around Rosengard
here's where we start to
his next video. He meets
a man he claims is a jur
has a poor opinion of im
say is controversial. They
the right wing party here
or immigrants are living here far enough time.
The criminality amongst these people
have been really decreasing.
So if we don't have this big immigration,
the numbers will be really low.
Again, nothing happens.
They drive around, go to a mall,
and it ends with Tim looking at Chang's computer
as he shows him photos of crime scenes.
Could have just been an email.
But what Tim is not revealing in this video
is that Chang Frick is actually
a former right-wing politician who runs the Swedish equivalent of the Daily Wire.
He's not an expert.
He's not a random citizen or impartial journalist.
And this pattern would keep going.
He's like, yeah, we found this impartial, unbiased former musician, Varg Vikernes.
Please do not look him up.
But he's going to give us, he's going to give us a real look on what's happening
in all the Nordic nations and in Europe and in the United States of America. As a matter
of fact, okay, he's going to tell us all, he's going to tell us about everything that we
need to know. Okay. This is Proto Tyler, Olivera style of reporting. Yeah. Some say he's controversial
throughout this conversation. He called me a Jew multiple times for being a Christian.
I do not know what to make of this, but it seems like he's a wise man.
Next video, Tim would meet up with you.
He called me a Christ cock Jew over and over again.
Our RP, who as the Daily Beast outlined, is just another right wing columnist
who once complained that Google results cater to the blacks and gays.
Google, much like Grock, is woke, unfortunately.
But again, Tim just says he's a personality and maybe controversial.
and shrugs it off.
We're gonna meet with this guy, Evar,
who is a journalist, he's a personality,
and apparently has a really good perspective
on what's going on here though.
It might be controversial.
I don't know, I'm not Swedish.
I don't know, I'm not Swedish.
Says the guy who specifically-
Var's been posing that Trump is trans
for like this last six months.
Yeah, he's like, I'm telling you,
he's so out there that it like leaps back
to being funny, okay?
where it goes from scary to like,
I mean, this guy has literally done a crime, okay?
He fucking murdered, I think,
did he also engage in church burnings too,
if I'm not mistaken?
Like he fucking stabbed his bandmate and killed him.
And he is such a fucking Nazi
that he literally says,
if you are Christian, you're also a Jew.
He is a firm and committed believer that all followers of Abrahamic religions are also Jewish.
Okay, and for those of you who are not following along, who, if you couldn't figure it out,
he's using Jew as a pejorative, like he's not saying like, but he's, he means like
you're bad, you're Jewish, if you're Christian, he's transcended beyond like the normal
level of like Christian fascism. He isn't a Nazi. He said that he isn't a
he said that he isn't a national socialist because he isn't a socialist. Oh, that's awesome.
Austin's food is here. Watch them.
Covering Sweden as a journalist. Yeah, he's here. He's like such a fucking hardcore pagan that he
believes that well if you're a believer of any Abrahamic religion you are Jew.
The guessing has begun. Tim has just completely stopped trying to give context
and is just walking around talking to propagandists extremely ready to take
their word for it. These videos are amazing and that they show Tim's
origin story in real time. He purportedly tries to do real journalism,
gets bored and by the end he's just flat out lying in order to push a
right wing perspective. Of course maybe the big giveaway there was that he specifically went
on a right wing propagandists dime. He talked to a single politician who immediately and rationally
answers the question around immigration and crime. What happened to fucking Paul Joseph Watson?
He used to be so poppin and like the info wars heyday when Donald Trump was like visiting
Alex Jones. He just fucking disappeared. Does he still make videos? Another one was, uh,
another guy who just disappeared off the fucking face of the earth is, uh, the other white nationalist,
Stefan Marnier. That was another guy. Like these guys, oh my God, dude, in the fucking
heyday, these guys were popping. He still does. He still gets videos. Uh, he still
gets me when diversity backfires, Oprah's an idiot. They're really doing it. Damn. Mother
fuckers still watch his shit, bro. He's got decent numbers. What the fuck is this like,
is this like a step on my only meme type situation where just like, I'm completely oblivious,
but this guy is still pumping out. He's still pumping out slop. By the way, this
is still a drop off. Okay. I can't believe I'm saying this, but like in comparison
to where he was or what he was popping off with like the numbers that he was churning
out in comparison the numbers that he was churning out like this is minor like this guy in his
fucking heyday was hitting little numbers like he was hitting crazy numbers yes see
sex it is why are young men women wire young men giving up on women 3.8 million views
never foreseen video Obama winds about white privilege. The truth about Hillary's bizarre
behavior. Eight years ago, seven million views, but hurt crying Hillary voters compilation
seven years ago. The truth about popular culture, 2.8 million views, like all of his top fucking
videos, the Islamic state of Sweden six years ago.
Like when I tried to explain to you how fucking insanely right wing the internet
It was eight years ago, seven years ago. Like when I try to tell you, like this guy was getting,
this guy was consistently churning out videos that were getting one million views plus like
2014 to 2018 was peak Paul Joseph Watson era.
Back then it was like the Mylo Annapolis era. You know what I mean? Like these got
YouTube was so bad back then holy fucking shit like even
that this is the reason why even now with all things considered with how like shitty
Twitter is right with how shitty like debate lords get sometimes like how racist debate lords get I still
I still believe that it is nowhere near as bad as that era when I when I was at the young Turks
And my god did people fucking despise me. Holy shit. There was no there was no like
There was no safe space online at all
the entirety
The entirety of the ecosystem was a safe space for the most right wing sentiment
Rewind youtubers do perfectly watch and like these videos just to promote their ideas these numbers don't necessarily translate the actual engagement like buying merge and paying for memberships
I think what
Is I think what's actually kind of sad about it is that like
It's it's happening again now, but this time with like
Even dumber arguments somehow
Like this is the nerdy kind of racism that most people are poor now
That they used to do all the fucking time and that shit was popping
But nowadays it's like nowadays we've gotten to a point where
um
It's all like
Bro style pua mannispere content creators who are pumping out that kind of shit
Yeah, we got philosopher racism wait. This is drink coffee. Wasn't he the fucking annoying guy earlier?
You think you're thinking he would thrive on Twitter, but I've never seen him. I know
No, that is true. It was like more it was a wannabe philosopher. I
I can't believe I'm agreeing with the fucking annoying guy who was like everyone in China hates Mao, but I
Can tell where this person comes from what community this person comes from from how clued in he is on and and the types of
Racism that he has encountered
Possibly also now we're gurgitated by the same content creators that he most likely enjoys the content of in the exact same way
But let's not even get into that
Every right wing content critters just a golden one now. Yeah, but nowadays I think like the the right wing sentiment
That's like really poppin is no longer the fuck it. Whoa
I use that for my glasses. Oh, sorry fucking napkins right there. Sorry. That's crazy
Sorry, I apologize. I was just a little shiny
Sorry
Insane it's fine
What happened with Milo something he
They look like a nice towel
Yeah
You think YouTube has become the least insane platform in the main social media. No, I think twitch is better
Which I think is still significantly better than YouTube in terms of like
Actually following through on a terms of service
YouTube is still pretty bad. Dude. There's active fucking Nazis on there
It's just not as bad as it used to be because back then it was like they would force feed a copy of mine
Conf into every fucking 14 year old a teenager
Teenage boy
Um, so what do you talk is decent? I mean, but they also have like the worst of the worst on either side because there's no moderation whatsoever
Um, youtube is still very much pumping that right wing pipeline on uh, at least
the the YouTube shorts equation and also there's still plenty of fucking Nazis that have like major platforms on there
Well, hello
Austin is here. Hello everybody. I'm here. I was invited this time
For ban appeals, but I'm a little early. It seems we've got another three hours left of this video
And then goes and talks to the most extreme racists he can find while vaguely calling them
controversial. At one point, he runs into three dudes in a bowling alley who Tim claims he just
happens to meet. They chat about immigration like it's a casual encounter. And what Tim completely
omits is that those three random guys were actually three far-right conspiracy theorists,
at least one of whom is known for blaming Jews for the Holocaust. They're just
Nazi dudes that wanted to be in Tim's little movie. When Tim was confronted about this on an
an AMA, he just completely shrugs it off.
He doesn't see the problem.
After all, he got paid.
Ultimately, Tim saw nothing substantial
in his all expenses paid trip to Sweden.
The most that happens is a part where he claims
the cops escorted him out of an area
lest he be assaulted by some ruffians.
The police have just warned us that if we don't leave now
and take this escort, it's gonna get really bad.
It's very like a 50 people could be there in minutes and you put a bunch of white people
together for damn 100s and 100s and 1000s of years.
The Swedes are not going to like that.
They're going to come after you for that.
Oh no.
No.
I don't believe it.
Two things.
First we attend.
We can see that there are families with kids walking around.
It's a strip mall.
Not a war zone.
Also no.
It's funny because like everyone else in that region treats Swedes like they're
Polish.
they are the polls of, of the Nordics, you know what I mean? So it's pretty funny that
they have this like entitled attitude about like racial inferiority or racial superiority
to those who are coming into Sweden. And it's like, if you ask a Finnish or a Norwegian person,
how they feel about like Swedish people to be like, oh, yeah, they're like the Polish
of the Nordics. Now of course the Swedes are going to get very mad at me for this
get super nationalistic but like yeah but that's not true that's the Danish okay
there was a I have a lot of Swedish I've been to Sweden I have Swedish friends
and when I was there they were really really against immigration are they still against immigration
yeah uh yeah they're all of those countries are now that was a more 2017 I remember 2018
They were talking about like in Malma they were talking about all how Malma was going to shit because of immigrants like that
Yeah, that was the prevailing that was the prevailing
Narrative back then
According to Swedish police they never told Tim pool this he's a liar now to be clear cops are also liars
But so is to know he's quite the also a liar and a weirdo who is filming young people and they got upset
That's actually what happened Tim pool cool skate guy creeped out some kids
But this began Tim pools descent into the lucrative world of right wing guessing after all he just got paid
$20,000 to go on a vacation and for the right it didn't matter that Tim wasn't very good at what he did
That's crazy. You're crazy, bro. He said that's it
What would you hurt $20,000? That's crazy to film and then put is this as a gay man
I can say the epsilon okay, what if I said it on twitch? I'm not gonna say it
Well, you can't you you have to say without Dan this
I'm always curious like if I were to slip up and say it like people I'm not queer coded
So I feel like they wouldn't be able to tell oh it would sound so homophobic Eddie
No, it would sound really homophobic.
Like what I have to call be like, Dan, they didn't know.
Dan, they didn't know.
Yes, by the way, hold on.
And then he dodged the question, but then he answered.
And he actually came up with a really good answer.
He's like, we can't, like you can't really moderate that.
So like it would be a bunch of like right-wingers
saying the F slur just being like, no,
but I'm gay. And then they would never be able to moderate it. So that's the problem.
So I get that. And I'm happy that I, that he, it was a, yeah, no, look, first of all,
chat, $20,000 is a lot of money. Okay. Thanks, man. It's a lot of money. And I would be,
I would take a vacation for $20,000. I just thought that Tim, I didn't, how big
is Tim? I thought Tim was like really, really big.
Back then he was, he was just starting off. Okay. Well, then, okay. Then, but
Like when you're like huge, I think he would still do over $20,000, which is a lot of money again. No, a lot
That's a tremendous amount of money. Crazy, bro. No, no, no
There's a lot of money. You're so rich. You're so rich. You know, that is a lot of money
How much did OTK pay you? No, they didn't pay me at all. But let me tell you, I would take $20,000
You know what? I would be thankful for $20,000 answer for this Austin
Okay
Okay, so the backstory behind this is I was in the platform as creators of the DNC
I'm going to stop you right there.
Okay.
We're going to start from the start here.
Okay.
Now a lot of these creators here are Gen Z, which you are not a part of.
No, you are not a part of.
So you, so which one was it where you like really lived up and you wanted to be on
camera or were you really excited?
The prospect of being featured in a Gen Z photo.
No, no idea that I didn't know.
There's two options.
Which one is it?
It was totally just to be on camera.
I had no idea what this was about.
I was in the thing. So this is what happens. So I'm in the, I mean,
weren't like, even for a brief moment, you weren't like, man,
these people are all much younger than me.
I didn't even know that's what it was about until after the fact. Okay.
So we're on the floor of the DNC.
There's like this place where creators can like get close.
It's where I watch Bill Clinton speak.
And like you could get close to the stages of the platform.
We had to get escorted down there and escorted back.
And I never saw the floor, by the way.
How many times you get down to the floor?
Just once it was, it was kind of hell.
It was, I had to stand the whole time.
I mean, it's crazy. It's crazy that like that you got more play at the DNC than I did. I
don't think so. You, you had like access like the New York times interviewed you. I mean,
I did get interviewed a little bit more, but okay, but that's not, that was me related
to me. That wasn't nothing to do with like your times wasn't like they were very specifically
they wanted to know what I thought about everything, but anyway, regardless. Okay.
backstarting to her while pretending you're Gen Z Lamal. Okay. So I'm on the platform and I get,
there starts to be whispers on the platform. They're like,
oh, let's hold on. Before everybody continue, keep this up because it's important for the clip.
Oh, you want to put this on TikTok? I don't know. It may, it may, but just in case we
got to have the context. So we were on the floor and I start to hear whispers, okay, about
like she's gonna speak she's gonna speak she's gonna be on speak and they're
like gather around and I'm like oh shit she's gonna be on national television so
immediately I open up my phone and I text my mom I said mom I'm about to be on
national television and so I get I get I position myself and bully my way in
there I had to like crowd my way in there
I'm like, okay, I'm not a few Genzi
Moving some Genzi people out of the way so I can get on and get the fuck out of here
Yeah, and I was like, okay, and then I saw the camera come on. I was like, okay
Here's my moment. I see the camera. All right
And I like looked at the jumbo tron and I could see like the live feed
So I kept having to get on my tippy toes
Because because there was a layered platform. She was elevated. She was in a higher platform
I was a little lower, but I I was like, okay
how do I sneak? So I was like, try to get between this girl's head and the other girl's
head. And, and, and I did. And I was texting them. I was like, mom, did you see me? She
didn't see me at all. But, um, but anyway, that, that's the story. And I had no idea
until after the fact, this was a Gen Z thing, which made it 10 times fun here.
I love you, Juliana came up to me after the next day and was like, I think that
was your friend, that really old guy that just like, was that your friend?
People were saying that like that really old guy behind us was your friend.
You know, and I did meet a couple of people and she was a Biden deadender, evidently.
And I think Harry Stinson was there who's also a Biden deadender.
And I actually felt for a moment, I was like, wow, as somebody
who was not a political commentator, I was like, damn, I repeating his son's
by watching the song. No, no, I came to this conclusion on my own.
All right. All my thoughts and opinions are my own. And I was one that was outspoken and
believing that Biden need to drop out well before even you probably thought so.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Definitely. You outlined me on that.
I did. Yeah. For sure. You taught me everything I know.
I did. Yeah. I did. I apologize. And I knew that the interview didn't go well on
CNN. I did. I knew that. Why are you? Why do you sound like Trump again? You started
When you start lying, you do the Trout Boys. Have you noticed that?
I knew. The interview didn't go well.
I start to speak in his, like, yeah, cadence. Yeah.
But I did know. I did.
You did it again! But I didn't know.
Many people were saying I knew.
Everybody was saying it, but I did know. I really did.
Everyone knew.
I really shouldn't have, but I did.
Folks, they're executing babies after birth, three months after birth, sometimes.
They're killing babies. Believe me. Oh
Six months after birth nine months after birth a year after birth you and I had boarding babies
You and I had the exact opposite like DNC experience. Yeah. Yeah, where I
Went like a very different route of a guy who was like they're hungry to make like
You know hungry to do the news and do commentary. Mm-hmm. You went there
with, did you have a purpose in mind?
I wanted to collaborate as much as possible.
With who?
Well, with you, if you would let me, but I often couldn't get, it started off when we
arrived, Hassan was like, hot.
He's like, you're my liberal correspondent.
Yeah.
It lasted about 45 minutes.
And after that, I never saw him for the rest of the trip.
Well, because you're my liberal correspondent.
I was like, Hassan, I'm going to take a nap.
And the moment I took a nap, evidently, like I was out in his eyes.
I was like, because, because you were like, Oh, I'm really tired.
the first day and I was like, okay, well, I'm going to go to the policy protest and I'm gonna go
Into the DNC. I'm not gonna like wait for you. Well, no, no, but then after that, I couldn't find you
It was like, I like everybody was like, I couldn't get into the suite
I was trying to get into the suite the last day he wanted to get into the suite
But he couldn't get into this week because I got kicked out before he could even get into the suite
I would have though, but I was talking I had an dude. I had to I had a whole plan
Did I change my plan? Like I had like your
Like I was going to call your manager
Uh-huh because they were like I was like can I go in the box like I know him
Look, I was talking to the yeah that my my content
I was like I know him can I go in the box and she's like well
We need approval first and I'm like from who and they're like his manager or him and I was like well
I can't get he's not gonna say yes
So I was like I was gonna go through your manager to get what I was gonna say no
No, I know but I couldn't get a hold of you. I just there's no way to get a hold of you
So I had to go through your manager
No, I would I've had a lady March wouldn't answer my phone calls. He hung out with I had I've had it ladies
And then also like interviewed Stacy fucking Abrams. I don't know how the fuck I ended up with that
I was just walking around. He's just like they're doing no fucking background searches. What's what I did a great interview with see
Actually, I asked Stacey Abrams. So I've had it ladies. Where did you post the fucking interview? I didn't post it. They did
So I've had a lady that we're going around so the interview people had it or hit it
You know, they have this segment had her hit it and I was, um, I interviewed Stacey Abrams
and the first question I asked her was Stacey, uh, I didn't call her Stacey, uh, Mrs Abrams.
What did I say?
I don't remember what I said.
I didn't, I didn't call her by name.
I don't think, but I said had her hit it, Marjorie Taylor green.
And she did not like that fucking question.
She, that's funny.
She looked at me.
She, you should have asked her how did her hit it?
Michael Bloomberg gave hit, gave her millions of dollars.
Oh, really? So she had to wait. That would have been funny. No, it wouldn't if she would have been very pissed. Wait, really? Yes
Precisely the reason why people like Stacey Abrams are are never brought up to me. Yeah
as a possible interview I
But yeah, I got interviewed by the Associated Press in which
They started asking me question
I don't know what the fuck it is about getting interviewed
But like all of a sudden I was like the media was like trying to find shit out about the Democratic Party and I had all the answers
You know what I mean, but I did you get paid? I'm like no, but what?
No, I mean chill. Yeah, they're doing their job. I know, but I'm like, no
I did your creator's here to hang out your creator for Kamala Harris
Obviously, they're gonna ask you if you've been paid because like that is a I mean
There were plenty of people who were paid that were there I think
think. Yeah, but who cares? Not me. Unfortunately. I want to go. I told the Democratic Party. I said,
I will go on Fox News as a creator for Kamala and I will talk about, I will, I will get interviewed
and they can ask me questions about whether I got paid or not. And I will, I will answer to it.
Of course you two were treated differently. You dressed like a gym flusy while Austin
showed respect by dusting off that bat this suit. Yeah. Put the takes in the bag.
Yeah, I have fallen off officially chat. Um, I need to I need to start paying for these takes
Okay, sorry, I was nervous, okay, I was nervous
You've hit it. Oh, what's going on? It was so bad. It was so bad. Look at her face. You're like, oh, don't fuck this
Had it or hit it Kamala Harris Tim Waltz
Get it. Let's get it done. Oh, absolutely. Let's get it done. Let's come over here. That's right. Thank you
Thank you so much. So it's a pleasure
That's insane. Oh well that went a lot worse than I remember. Oh my lord, how do you oh?
Oh yeah, yeah. World's most lived up homosexual interview. World's most grifted up politician.
Yeah. Stacey Abrams. We were supposed to interview. You should have asked her. Had it
her head, your best friend, who's a lawyer, who you funneled a shit ton of fucking campaign
contributions to. Stacey and I are good friends now. Yeah. Had it or hit it again.
Why did you defend? I don't think she liked me very much. Had it or hit it. Why did
you defend Michael Bloomberg when people were criticizing him for stopping frisk? Who's
Who's the, who's the, the, the, the, the butch blonde, uh, beach bleach blonde, butch body.
He has my Crockett.
Yeah.
Representative Crockett was who we were supposed to interview.
So I had prepped for that interview.
What, what did you, what were you going to ask her?
I was going to say, I was going to say like, uh, I was going to tell her about how like,
Oh, that's why they cut your Marjorie Taylor Greene question from this.
Cause I was going to ask her about Marjorie Taylor Greene and I, I was like,
Can you call her that, any of y'all?
No, I didn't know anything about Stacy Abrams.
I was like was she elected at any point good question
You just made like a very funny political take without realizing no, I know what I was saying
Okay
No, she's never one. Well, that's what I'm saying. So like I was
It's just why I refer to her, which is why it's pretty funny. Cause like Dems,
fucking love, he had an Austin quote live from the DLC.
It could be one of your favorite online influencers.
But what did I say?
It's kind of surreal to be sitting here and surrounded by so many politicians
and people with political influence that I've looked up to for so long.
He's talking about me, Chad. Yep. And then to be surrounded by other creators.
It's a testament to how the media landscape is shifted and how much influence
we influence as creators. We have said Austin show.
but we do not know when the last time he's made original content.
That's what they should have done. Like, they're like, they brought him here, but we don't really
know where this video footage that he's supposedly filming is going to be living.
It was so funny. Did you make any original content? No.
In every interview that I had, they were like, so you decided not to post.
And I was like, no, no, I was never going to post.
But, but I said, I thought by me being there, my presence elevated the ticket.
That's what I told them.
That's
That's incredible.
That's incredible.
I'm disappointed.
It's the only quote that they got into the.
That is amazing.
I'm not on this fucking order.
They didn't have me anything.
They tried.
They wanted to interview you.
Oh, they put me in there.
They wanted to interview you and I told them that he's unavailable.
Oh, okay.
I'm a piker who is 2.7 million followers on Twitter has been outspoken about Israel
on the war in Gaza. A key dividing issue for Democrats has been streaming his experience
around the DNC footprint, showing viewers around the food truck area. And on Wednesday night,
interviewing representative Greg Cazar of Texas, convention speakers took to the floor
behind him. Every, every media journalist that interviewed me was like trying to get
to you. She was elected. She served in the Georgia house of representatives for 10
years. Yeah. We're talking, we're talking about like, you know, beyond that. Okay.
Hey, Stacy Abrams done an awesome push for voter registration in Georgia. I know
She won Georgia. She's the reason why Georgia's blue. Yes
It's not demographic patterns changing in Georgia. It's Stacey Abrams. She did it
It's just that she wasn't able to fucking translate that to
Her winning anything
um and losing to brian camp why didn't they call me a podcaster because
You know, I think that that's uh
important
Can you and Austin tell me how you feel about this gay right wing influencer?
literally five one straight up I don't understand Republican gay people I don't
show Austin Stacey realizing she won't be VP I time in this is a question to Joe
Biden because Stacey Abrams is here because Joe Biden invited Stacey Abrams
to be here and so Mr. Vice President do you have an announcement to make is this
And the audition is there, what is the reason that you decided it's time for me to get on TV with Stacey Abrams?
Well, because Stacey Abrams has done more to deal with the fair vote and making sure there is a fair vote than anybody.
And she has a great, great capacity to explain things and to lay out exactly why it's going to be so critically important in this election.
This president's already said when they put in the stimulus package to cover first past
It's still funny. It's still oh my god. Anyway, it's fine. Yeah, she did a great
She really got in for the VP spot. Yeah, she she did a really big get out to vote initiative
Which Michael Bloomberg pumped a lot of money into?
Oh boy
Anyway, um
Is what it is, you know
You live and you learn
Okay, what about this I was probably talking shit about your grad your gears
What's something that just grad your gears?
That's on pisses me off
Did not answer your phone call today. Did you hear him send me the voicemail?
He's clicked it like before he does that all the time
He does that all the time. It's crazy. I'm doing a cheese face with this on. Yeah, I know
I don't even know if he knows no, he knows does he yeah because I asked him to do my show
and he's like I'm doing a show with Maya.
Wow, cause we haven't talked about it at all.
No, he knows, he knows he's doing it.
That's crazy.
Did you just like tell him he was doing it
and put it on the schedule?
I said, I'll do this, if you do this.
And he said, same.
And I was like, okay, so are you doing it?
And then he didn't respond.
So I confirmed us both.
That's a great idea.
Yeah.
That's what you have to do.
I confirmed him for my show too.
No, I didn't, I did not.
I said, no, I said.
I have to.
I have to.
Didn't she refuse to go on to your end
because she says she hates Austin?
No, I think she said hates Austin.
And you guys misinterpreted it as Austin wait, what was this?
And answer for your crimes
My doesn't hate me no my hates me though and I hate her which is why we're gonna do a
Which is why we're doing a panel about fundraising at twitch count
What are you guys fundraising for will also be better at band appeals than last time
What I've noticed is every single person you've met is usually not a warranted man.
You have no idea what you just said.
Wait, what is he reading?
Culture of Critique is a very famous Nazi book.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Why must you do this?
I didn't know that.
No, I just thought it was funny that you were rolling.
Your plaza opened.
I didn't know that.
Someone in the chat said it.
God damn it.
Thank you.
You know what?
See, she didn't know either.
I didn't know.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know. I'm sorry. I didn't know. I apologize. I just been hanging out like that. Yeah. Jesus Christ.
It's not shocking.
Not surprising. You come in here and you flash your fucking dick.
You're such a mess.
He doesn't. It's true.
Fuck. I am such a messy bitch.
What was on you ban me randomly for phone with cutie and I was banned for over a month or something.
What?
Well, you're unbanned now, dude.
Or is that don't make me ban you again.
I met a guy today at TSA that recognized me and he evidently had recognized you at some point, too
I thanked him for his service. I said, thank you for being on the front lines of our security
Most house and I as per capita is the TSA, which is crazy
But maybe that's why they keep stopping me has nothing to do with my background potentially
But everything to do with the fact that I have so many fucking fans
Okay, did you I have to show you this one thing before we move on to the band appeals?
Mm-hmm. Did you see that the Russian government used me as an example of like a gay man? Wait, really?
Wait, are you sure it was you? Bro. Did you see it?
Is that you? No.
You'll see. Okay.
Wait, what did they say?
Doing bright makeup and streaming live streaming. Oh shit. That is you. That's literally you
That's so funny
Wait, that's crazy. They're like, are you gonna be gay or are you gonna go fight and die in a fucking trench in the
Grayest Ukrainian village you've ever
Seen or are you gonna be a gay guy? This ad is just so much
Like it makes the other side seem so much cooler
Yeah, like this doesn't make me want to fight it makes you want to go have a banana smoothie with that guy. Yeah
And they even have your car in there too. Yeah, I mean
Whatever they could find
This is not the it's not the actual one, but I guess
They didn't want to film it in front of a take-hand. They found like a fucking Corvette. Is this like a russian state media ad?
Yeah, I think
Um, did they use AI in this?
Yeah, it is a yeah, Austin is on bdbd. Wait, really? Austin is on bdbd as well. It's that it's the Chinese. Oh my god in the tub. Whoa, what the fuck? I took a bathtub with Ludwig in the tub. How the hell'd that get on there? Dude, they have they have so much they have so much shit on here. Wait, that's awesome.
him. How many years one? Good afternoon. Good evening. They're the whole hour. God damn.
He has always been interested in Ludwig. Really? Is there a kiss? That's crazy that
like, I have never been interested. Oh my God, bro. The people in China know too. What
the fuck is this? You can't stand the top who doesn't want to be there. What is this
porn? There is just so much gay shit on here. You are marked as crazy. You're
damn. That's fire. The recommended vids are gay as hell, bro. Anyway, let's do fucking
banana peels chat. I'm ready. We're going to we're gonna we're gonna dive into some
banana peels. Sort by oldest. I'm gonna do that. We're gonna go one by one. Yeah, we're
gonna go one one me one you okay how about that? Okay, when you first you go first.
Okay. I'll go first. Okay. All right. Uh, first and foremost, at the top of the hour,
there's a three minute outbreak and it's kind of like getting banned, but for three minutes,
okay? Where you won't be able to see the, you won't be able to see the broadcast for three minutes,
unless you're a subscriber. That's right. In which case you will be able to see the
uninterrupted broadcast experience. So all you need to do is subscribe for $6 or
free with the Twitch prime. Okay. Here's the, there's an outbreak now. Can we do
Gamba on whether you will appeal or not. That's crazy. You guys are fucking so starving for Gambo. I saw a tweet
That you with the jacket the underneath no the one underneath the Republicans some conservative
brain-rotted
dumb shit on Twitter
Was like saying that CNN was fake for saying that the interview was live
In like 83,000 people liked it
Like 83,000 people thought that CNN was trying to make it seem like the Harris-Waltz interview
was live.
I mean Twitter is very stupid.
I can't believe it.
Are they bots?
There's a lot of botting going on but there's a lot of people who are basically bots as
well.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
Let's get ready to rumble. All right. This person, a candy man. Hey, I goof big time and
tied the forbidden word without thinking first. I was referencing Trump's infamous white house
doctor handed out prescriptions like candy context. This is while Jim Clyburn was talking
was talking about it to Dana Bash. Clyburn mentioned the candy store. I was really high
and I thought it was making a clever comment. Totally forgot that was a band word. I meant
no offense to the song. I love the guy even reminded me of the top of the hour
break Damm should have read this before I serve the outbreak. No I believe it. Candyman is
what the biggest losers online refer to a pedophile Nazi, like literally a pedophile
Nazi content creator who fell off the map. After losing their adult swim show. We're
Oh, yeah, this is we're on oldest first chatter, chatters.
Yeah.
And, and that's the reason why we, the reason why we, uh, end up
banning the words because they sometimes try to rate it and it
gets really fucking annoying.
All right.
Let's see.
And then they go, Oh my God, you're so afraid of the candy man.
My favorite pedophile Nazi.
And it's like, no, it's just fucking annoying.
Can you move the cam so we can see the messages?
What do you mean?
Move the cam.
We're looking at all this first. What do you mean? Okay. What's this one about? Okay, my
turn. All right. Bobby J 4596. They got banned for, I don't understand what a migrants perception
on America is and what they assume we're obligated to do for the, oh God. Okay. Logically impossible
to sustain. Okay. They worked so hard though. Oh wow. Such a nice, but MS 13 does exist. Yep.
They got really fancy. What to do? A robo cops monitoring border. You're not convincing enough.
At least do it in GT. Okay. Go scroll down. What, what, what is the response? This is
the context from YouTube as well. Okay. Like this is when I banned him. What I was
talking to him about most likely before none of this has any basis in reality. It's
which is all made up. I am beginning to recognize the unfortunate reality that I spend an insane
amount of time constantly having to address falsehoods that are so permanent, like falsehoods
that have become a permanent fixture in American discourse with actual factually correct statements,
okay, that people still go, la la la la la, can't hear you, what about that one time
that undocumented immigrant raped someone. Okay? You're not convincing enough. I am going
to fucking kill myself in a video game. What do you mean I'm not convincing enough? It's
just the truth.
And then you banned them?
The fuck do you mean?
Okay, let's see. Can we see what they said to get on there?
Sorry, Azan. I hope you still don't hate me.
No. Denied. What the fuck? Sorry for what, bitch? No.
Denied?
Sorry for what they didn't apologize for what sorry. I hope you don't hate me. They didn't
Sorry, I'm that basically they said sorry. You were offended is basically what they know
I think you're being too aggro. This person might be that might have changed their minds, but they didn't say that they did I
mean
You know think about it. Sorry. You were offended
No, I get what you're saying, but I think this is like
like this is an offense that I they actually did not I trust Austin you know what fuck it
dude fuck it dude I'm not I'm denying it okay you know Austin doesn't think you're rehabilitated
you need to send me a DM actually no don't you send Austin okay oh god all right we'll
follow-up. Okay. Touching Austin would heal all my problems. I'm half asleep right now.
Take the shirt off. Please don't ban me. Please. I do anything I swear or learn from
my mistakes. Oh, let him go. Come on.
Or in my mouth. Or in my mouth. Let him go. It's fine. He was just having a good time.
That's all right. Don't do that to me. I mean, don't do that to other people.
But that's inappropriate. Naughty. Bad.
So you denied the one guy who like probably could learn from their mistakes and you're
literally like, oh yeah, this horny post there. They're just being horny, but don't do that. Okay.
Okay. We're not an object on band. Okay. Except me and him, but nobody else. Okay. Here you go.
That's some people's thing. Don't King shame. I want to see Hassan walking on AOC whacking off.
Okay. That's weird. Go ahead. Saving for content is this content. I was younger and feel bad
and have learned my lesson. Sorry. You're younger. I, I, okay. Look, that was inappropriate
and you should be ashamed of yourself. But I'm going to leave this to Hassan.
No, go ahead, it's your turn. No, no, no, go ahead.
It's been a year. I want to see this on walk in an ASCY. It's just very strange. And I think
this is not a, this is not something that you should ever do and you should probably
take another year off. Oh, I'm almost on Band-Aid.
denied. So sorry. What would you call it when black people hate white people and want to
kill all of them in the sunny people's Republic of South Africa, there are a lot of black people
that hate white people and want to drive them away. Also, prior to that, he said it's
only because hotbed streams are a temptation and he wants to remove temptation just
make it 100%. Fuck it. Why not? But he also said, why are you so good with accents?
anti-white racism discourse. He said, I was trying to ask a legitimate question, but it
was during a very heated conversation, and I understand my wording came across as races,
but it wasn't intended to be racist. I never really talked much in chat. I just missed
being able to see slash read chat in the rare occasions that I watch live.
Hmm.
Up to you. It's your turn.
This is objectively a race. First of all, this is objectively a racist as question.
Okay. Oh, I was trying to ask a legitimate question. Uh, what do you have to say to like every Mexican that wants to kill specifically white families and that's why they're coming over the border? Oh, that was just a legitimate question.
Yeah, it's bullshit. Debate lore, but not a bad chatter. No, this is a bad chatter. He would have understood that if this is not a legitimate question, that's why we fucking banned him.
Denied what do you mean? He literally wrecking that is not a legitimate question at all. That's not a real thing
Okay
That's the problem. He had a lot of smart things to say and I doubt you've researched this
What is this about? Why can't he be right about a long a lot and wrong about a lot people too afraid of nuance?
There'll be a murder when it comes to industry heads echo chamber. He was wrong about a lot
But he was also right about a lot. I wonder who he's talking about. Is this me
Contemporary on his wiki page check out contemporary reception. I didn't say anything about his way of life
His lives work. No man his writings and yet he was a math prodigy, too. Oh my god. He's literally talking about fucking
Ted Kaczynski
He said Ted Kaczynski's writings were near genius level
Hassan has said worse things
I assume it was for W murdering industry heads. Asana said worst thing. Sorry. I meant it
They don't even know. Do you know who Ted Kaczynski is? Uh, he's very bad very very bad
No, he's actually really good. What the fuck? I don't know your time. I don't know. Yeah, I know you don't know what I'm talking about
Oh, yeah, he's the unibom. The fucking unibom. Oh, yeah, it's like it murdering industry heads as in like fucking radio shag employees and like fucking post-grad
of students. Yeah, like blowing up the fingers of post grad students, W murdering industry
heads. Is this get older levels of writing? Fuck no. He his writing is incomprehensible
with the with the exception of a select few genuine resentments that he carried over
like anti socialism and anti communist sentiment.
Shit. Yeah. He was a insane person, dude. Deny.
I am hetero, but can't not imagine fucking you. That's meritocracy. I want to eat your ass
Talk about Pakistan talk about Pakistan
Not me still wear a three-year-old $20 Puma. I
Want it? How do you go from not to eating your ass? What is the video that he sent me?
I want to see this video that every night I stare at my reflection and I don't know why I am anymore every time I look into your eyes
I see my dead wife
What I think this person may be
Insane. Yeah, I'm a reformed. I'm a child of deity Rama. Now, please um, ban. No, no
No, no, I can get the the thought patterns here are too edgy and weird in Pakistan. Oh, I
Don't know. I want to just to see the content. Okay. I want to come
What I'm is yummy come a song. Do you like come genuine question swooner thinking of come?
Sadge come pepela come pause champ come Pog you come let's go come people cheer come people cheer come people cheer come
People cheer come people cheer come people cheer come people cheer come people cheer come people cheer come
People cheer come I deeply apologize for my fondness of the word reflecting the essence of life
Which brings such wonderful humans like you or people of art willing to contribute to social problems
We have with depiction of fantasy
where Donald Trump kisses Joe Biden jokes aside honestly don't know why ban if I
wrote come when it was inappropriate sorry I won't do this again if not I
have zero idea hope you can forgive me sins come by the way how can I contact
this group minds I was banned want a clear that I think this person deserves
a second chance there's nothing wrong with come normalize come real quick come
in the apology dude he's normalize come okay we're gonna on ban him and
then he's going to write, come again in the chat and immediately get banned is this dojo
pro vaccine, you blind doughnut die, die, not gay. The test has nano particles and Vax's
you same as Fox back off triggered diluted pink shirt guy. These Twitch guys are obviously
pro vaccine cognitive dissonance. So this is like an anti-vaxxer months ago. I'm different
now learned my lesson. It's been three years. Wait, I feel like if they've been, if they've
stuck around for three years,
they did this and the unbanned like request, I can't tell. He learned his lesson. Fuck
it. Three years ago, unbanned Italian scrapper 69. Lull like Turkey, unbelievable champagne
pig is on strikes again. She's on the hippo 1423 assault. I'm a big time will nef guy
and I was just playing I call into the big Democrat shows David Pakman.
No, you gotta read it with an Italian accent. Italian scrapper Italian scrapper six nine
Hassan. I'm a I'm a I'm a shit. That's crazy. I'm a big time a fan will nef guy and I
I was just a plane by calling to the big Democrat to show a David the Pacman then the Samus
Eater.
Those are guys who love me.
I'm an Italian guy on band.
How can you speak out against racism?
On the same breath called European cousin fuckers.
What the f I won't get heated again.
Also racism has nothing to do.
Please.
could be racist if I didn't call Europeans cousin fuckers. Yeah. Like that would be races.
It's a cultural institution over there. It's like fucked up to not recognize it as, but
he also doesn't know how to spell. And he also recognizes that racism has nothing to do with
it. Never mind. I'm banning mercy. Me. I'll see Hassan Abi. There's no point of
return now. We are too way too deep in this. Okay. Here's what we're going to
going forward. This is something I do with Lolo. Okay. Who is a public defender? I was
a public defender. Okay. You're going to have to read out their unbanned request. I'm the
judge jury executioner. Okay. And you're going to make a case for why they deserve to be
unbanned unconditionally. No matter what they say. Wait, but this is going to get clipped
out of context. I'm going to be defending Nazis and shit. You have to do it. I
can't. That's the name of the game, baby. You have a reputation. You have a job.
job is to be a fucking defense attorney. Okay. Okay. Hold on. No, this is bullshit. I'm, this
is going to get clipped out and they're going to clip out. Wait, who's low low low overruled.
So let profit zero eight. There is no point of return now. We are way too deep in this.
The only way to solve this is a quick wipeout. Unfortunately, Israel create Hamas themselves
by every child they killed the situation will be way worse in 50 years if this continue
it is not what i want but it is the only way too many hamas members created by israel for every
child killed and they all hate ysa because we are too deep in this vengeance will happen
go ahead you have the floor read out the profit awaits bro are you serious yes there's no
Fucking way read out his defense, please. All right. That was an honest question
This is what they said that was an honest question number one
Three the word wipeout is maybe a little too much. I am French. So sometimes I use the good. I don't use the good word
I do boo do believe overtime Israel create the Hamas by their action
the conflict
Quill create more Hamas member
But I should not have said that we need to kill them all.
My bad in the head of the moment, but as you can see I write good stuff too and I will be
careful next time.
Now, you can see my client doesn't speak English and they didn't even know what they were
saying.
This is clearly a disconnect between Google and Translate and-
I think he's cognizant of like the fact that he so callously defended what what my
client was the only solution what my client was trying to say is we need to
stop the genocide and we need an arms embargo that's what he was trying to
say if you can read between the lines that's exactly what he was trying to
say I do believe he's been banned before by the way your client has been
banned before over being a raider for a few times you have to make a few
mistakes before you can learn I don't fucking know fuck my client no come on
come on come on I got you have to earnestly defend him what do you mean
earnestly defend them you're gonna get me canceled he deserves but I don't
believe in court and I'm giving my law he has the right to proper legal
Council. Your Honor, my client's words were lost in translation. As you can tell, my client
is struggling to articulate what he meant. And as you know, the English language is incredibly
complex. In some words, although to the outsider or a foreign foreigner, they can mean dramatically
different things, but by definition be similar. So what my client really meant to say is he
supports...
Bro, are you filibustering? Are you filibustering like Kamala Harris on that CNN interview?
He supports a ceasefire to stop the genocide and an arms embargo. That is the clear position
of my client. I rest my case. Your Honor.
Wait, did he go one to three like he forgot two?
As you can tell your honor, my client, English is a struggle for my client.
He doesn't even know how to count your honor.
This is what I'm trying to say.
What do you reply to the argument that the walls for protection, they have a door to
go to Egypt so it's not really a prison?
So the open air prison is a really bad way to describe it.
But they're an argument that you were there before the others.
This guy's like the funniest French guy, which is like the natural predisposition
of French is to be anti-Semitic.
he somehow has become the most prosionist.
My client is unfortunately denied.
I'm sorry I couldn't do anything for you.
I tried my best to defend what I didn't believe in, but I couldn't work it out properly.
I'm sorry for saying that I was mad.
We don't even know what this is children of pigs and monkeys like God said sons of pigs and monkeys like God said
Bro aren't you afraid of getting canceled free Palestine?
Are you telling me this is what I have to defend sons of pigs sons of pigs and monkeys like God said
What the fuck am I go ahead? Sorry for saying that I was now your honor. I do want to say that
Uh-huh
My clients
Um, my client, unfortunately, was, uh, okay, you, he did, he does want a free Palestine.
I think.
Okay.
And that's truly, as you can tell, my client is, ah, this fucking sucks, you know that?
The two people I have to defend is on this time.
knew this was coming. Zelenskiy is a rat. Russia have all the rights to take back Ukraine
or defend him. Now, your honor, as you can tell my
remember the Holocaust. No, defend him. I would like to plead the insane defense.
My client is been assessed by a medical professional and they are clinically insane and we're not
able to make decisions, their own, they weren't even, he's pro-Ukraine, pro-Palestine, easy
defense.
What do you mean?
He literally says Russia have all the rights to take back Ukraine, ura.
Zelensky is a rat what leads you to believe that he is fucking pro no he's pro russia and pro uh palestine
i just fucking deny him dude you're such a you're a bad fucking defense counsel dude you're
because i don't you're asking me to all right next one all right everything is chill because
the houthis are wrong and stinky nobody likes them and they should stop or be stopped
When I made those comments, I had no idea who the Houthis were.
I didn't know who Rashid was.
I thought he was indifferent to America's actions because when Asana asked him how he and his parents felt, he said everybody is chilling.
Wildly enough, over a year ago, I heard that Saudi Arabia was committing a genocide in Yemen.
It was something I just understood to be true without any deep research.
Lazyness made me stupid, but at least I'm not dishonest and mean.
sorry forgive me um this doesn't mean like destiny sorry forgive me okay that's
what they said I can't believe you put fucking destiny in his apology form I
this particular person okay this is my client and they as you can tell are
very sorry okay they're very they're very sorry for what they've done and
and they didn't have any idea who the Houthis were and as you can tell they
have been rehabilitated they don't. I'm banned. Okay so that was my first success.
You did it. You did it. You got one. You got one out. You got one out of there.
Alright on the docket. Kami Dirtbag. Someone shared this with me. It's a
youtube video link that got him banned video is unavailable because the the
account associated with the video has been terminated okay join house court
crying about being banned ask them if they understood why they were banned
russana the holy shit I linked the thing and some other stuff I'm calm as a
hindu cow unless you're a Zionist the video the youtube video that was
link this from a literal who omega law who's a turbo racist go ahead and it
counted has been terminated by YouTube like that that is the degree now your
honor I do know how this looks I think my client unfortunately has a my client
read his defense I just exited a toxic toxic discord community where I was
fighting fascists and Zionists. I promise to be a good boy.
Your honor, my client is a good boy. He means no harm.
You can tackle the fact that there's no evidence like that
that, you know, the video has been unjustifiably terminated
and it's like the prosecutor mod team's word against your
client.
Like go ahead try harder.
This is now I was not prepared for this. Um, there's no
evidence, your honor.
Your heart's not hinting at all.
No, it's not.
Defend him now!
All right.
Your honor, there's no evidence.
It is a rigged moderator
who has a personal vendetta against my client.
Uh-huh.
For being a communist.
But it was Weeby that banned him.
And it's Anaphase that offered additional context.
So it's like two separate moderators.
Yes, it was a collaborative effort.
Okay. Yeah, it was a collaborative effort. Who are you gonna believe two of your there's also there's also witnesses to him saying this
In the discord, I don't see the witnesses where they were in the chat. Well, are they here?
Are they just saying their witnesses anybody could say anything press one if you're a witness all of them will press one doesn't mean that most of
Them probably won probably won't miss look. They're all only the witnesses are press one, right?
They're all, they're all a member of my community, so they, of course, we're all witness of the
crime.
No.
Most of them hate Discord.
Like, famously, people from your Twitch chat hate Discord.
Famously.
There's no evidence?
You're not making a convincing argument.
The YouTube video doesn't...
I'm banned anyway.
What the fuck?
I'm banned.
I'm banned.
There's no evidence.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
No.
Okay. Okay. All right. Not all of us. This is literally a difference through love and hate.
This is piracy on all sides. Hardly small boat attacks to be honest. No, that was good.
It's shit that most news items will still continue with the normalization of genocide
throughout 2024. So I want to thank all these journals that print the truth. This
is biblical shit unable to properly render message.
What's the comments? Context Yemen air strike, Houthi block blockade coverage. Wait. What did
they say? I don't even know what they said. I understand that something so egregious that
they got banned by Twitch. It seems I understand the terms of service of Twitch. I received
a site wide and channel ban for 30 days for what is best. A bad joke. There is no
hating the above statement with or without context within what Hassan and Chad was
discussing at this time. I would appreciate to be unbanned so I could take part and enjoy
the channel's community. It's important to have debate and argument and very current
topics with response, peace and love to you. As you can tell, my client, there's no evidence.
Again, there's no evidence. Okay. Doesn't seem like he was anti-Yemen for the record.
There's no evidence. He did his time. We're gonna unbend him. Okay. There you go. Which
also already gave him a righteous punishment. Okay. If you're materials, Lollicon is chilling.
I don't know why these people care so much. What? What does that mean? Oh no. Lollicon
is like little girls drawn in anime style, often times for sexual gratification.
Go ahead, defend it.
So what does he say exactly?
If you are a materialist lollicon is chillin, I don't know why these people care so much.
He also called me Greek, you are just Greek, cuck, you are 66% Helen.
He is an Elon dick rug.
Dick rug.
Read his defense.
believe that like we started this off by like it being like fun like people saying come and in the
moment I have to defend people it's Zionists and pedophiles like what the fuck this was supposed to
be like fun it's supposed to be like fun in games defend them like the moment I have to defend
people. Read his defense. I was joking. I put his on this place for playing Turkish
throat singing when he is really a Greek and should be respecting his gay heritage. Now
in my class defense you do look Greek. Insulting the judge. That's what we like to call in
the industry and Alex Jonesy and
look I'm not going to you're going to be put in contempt of court.
I will look how would you defend him.
How would I defend them. Yeah. Easy. Okay. Freedom of speech.
He was actually making a joke. You could say freedom of speech for any of this.
Well that's the whole point. You're not doing a good enough defense.
You could say he's exercising his free speech as you can obviously see he
He doesn't know what he's saying. He literally said that I was a Greek dude
But it's very obvious that I'm Turkish and not Greek at all. He also is a
Paradox fan, which implies that there are most likely conservative. They're most likely trans but haven't recognized that they're trans yet
Okay, and that
And that they are obviously anti-elon. Okay, I get it now. Okay, and therefore I'll be better
and
And therefore, uh, you know, this person was joking around when he was talking about it.
Okay, I'll be better.
Talking about, talking about Lolli-Con, no one, who no one is in support of, obviously it's
one of those things that's so exaggerated personally, that like, everyone understands
like dead baby jokes.
Like no one is like pro-dumb baby.
Yeah, I think, yeah, you convinced yourself to unfathom.
I'm still gonna deny him.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I would never fucking unban a Lolli-Con supporter.
How dare you?
launched a good defense doesn't mean that that person is worthy of chatting again.
All right.
Okay.
You've already made your decision regardless, but yes, but it doesn't matter because he
has a right to proper legal counsel.
Okay, you're right.
And you're not offering it.
It's what happens when you fucking have a public defender.
Okay.
No, they're usually not great fucking lawyers.
Well, if they weren't, if they're great fucking, oh my God, I can't believe we,
You know how many fuck-up public defenders are in this community and also, yeah, dude,
they work with some of the most underserved, underprivileged people, what are you talking
about?
What did I just say?
That's insane.
They literally have like, they take out hundreds of thousands of dollars in fucking student
loans and then they go and work for pennies on the dollar to get homeless people out
during Christmas so they can see their fucking family members.
I apologize to the public defending community. Okay. I didn't know I was saying I had no idea.
Okay. I'm so sorry. I apologize. That's crazy. I can't that half white part jumped out. Oh,
no. I'm sorry. Oh, God. I don't want to play this game anymore. I fucking hate this. Oh,
I just got canceled because I said public defenders aren't good lawyers. That's
Insane that you said that they literally are the unsung heroes
Look, I don't know what I'm talking about. Okay. I don't know what I'm talking about
You put me in an impossible position to defend pedophiles and people that want it want genocide
Okay, this is also what like what the fuck is this?
This is now officially become my favorite
doing this with you is so much funer than
doing this with Alex because he's like
he actually does literally have an
ideological position of like everyone
needs on his counsel
So, oh my god, I don't have that opinion.
I don't have that opinion.
That's so fucked up.
Oh, this is a great content.
Oh god, I have no idea.
I don't even know what public defender.
I don't know shit about shit, okay?
Public defenders are the greatest feedback.
I won't even hire you.
You literally just understood why public defenders oftentimes have an impossible job on top of that too.
Yes.
And you know what?
I won't even hire lawyers from now and I'll only use public defenders.
That's how committed I am and know how great they are.
Okay.
From this point forward, I will not, I'm firing my attorney.
That's, that's awesome.
Okay.
I'm firing my attorney.
This is great, dude.
I love, I love what's happening right now.
I'm sure you do.
Now that you understand what a difficult job these guys have, you will do it.
You will be more committed.
found appreciation for public defenders and I've changed and now you will actually defend
these people. Honestly and earnestly. Okay, let's see. This person, you should know what
it's like when people take things you say out of context. Not sure why you're okay with
Ethan being so uncharitable to Vosh read the defense. I'm a long time viewer, but
I rarely chat. I just hoping I could get unbanned so I can see chat again. If that's
I apologize if my last message was contentious, but it was not ill intended. Okay. Who are they?
They're talking about Ethan Klein who did a who did a blistering
content piece on Vosh for
For Vosh accidentally revealing that he has an entire porn folder dedicated to lollyporn
Which included those like young girls that are drawn
Having sex with a horse
You have to defend him what the fuck this person is defending him saying it's out of context
Let's play a clip of Vosh defending it. Does anyone have the would you excuse me?
Not the Tacoma web one. Give me a
Give me the clip where he's talking about short stack goblin, please
Someone's got to have it ready to go
No, no, I'm not gonna click on bone and lele the factory
I've done bad appeals give me a better one y'all. I've done bad appeals before okay
the clip was
This was a Vosch the most hated man on the internet, but no that's not the one I want to hear his defense
I want to hear
And none of these were ever this bad on your midna thirst
This is going to ruin my fucking out here.
You can write this down.
I want to fuck a woman as a horse.
None of this is a secret.
I just to be clear, you know, many jokes have been made about this, but I stand by it.
My moral principles are rock solid.
My feet are firmly planted in the ground.
I've got my boots up.
They're planted firmly.
he said ten toes down baby
he's standing on business
in the business of being a horse to fuck a woman as a horse you cannot move me
from my position this isn't a secret
they'll talk to a therapist but why do you want to be the horse wash because
they don't have a giant dick okay couldn't you have a big dick the other way
well yeah i could like yeah i can have a big dick hypothetically in any variety
of scenarios but then it wouldn't really be hard to be a human with a horse
dick yes but then i wouldn't have that powerful stallion energy use it
there you go that's
also this one one
uh... is like a threesome with two chicks and a guy
in retrospect looking at
knowing now that that artists a lot like on
the i can see it
when i looked at it i think the vibe that i got was like
short stack
kind of thing you know what i mean
uh... like the way uh... like goblins get drawn in porn you'll have to
entertain me for a moment on this presumed shared knowledge of how goblins
get drawn in pornography. But you know how they're all like thick short stacks, right?
Okay, so this chatter is defending him saying that saying that that is out of context.
Defend him. Um, your honor, my my client is simply misinformed.
My clients on the intricacies of goblin porn. Uh,
And how goblins are drawn in pornographic materials?
My client misunderstood that there's an-
Hasan, fuck you, I'm not doing this.
Come on! Come on!
Okay, one more, one more, one more.
Like, the most-
What if CPS3?
If you're not paying for child pornography, then there is no argument in favor of morally condemning people to get it.
I get to hear convincing more-
No way.
...or legal argument as to why possession of child pornography.
Okay, no Tacoma web. That's the one I want to hear not this other shit. The other shit is so far too gruesome
Why is he talk so much about pedophilia what the fuck oh here this here's the funny one Jesus Christ, dude
This makes no sense. This man has talked entirely too much about child pornography. What the fuck?
This is the funny one Jesus Christ is the clip. I was looking for fuck
Fuck!
Holy shit!
Is this guy seriously saying that I can't get laid?
Incredible. I'll give you 5,000 if you can get Poon Tang before January 1st.
Do you have any idea who the fuck you're talking to?
Stroking as hard and fast as we can.
When I got off Tinder, because of the fucking quarantine?
Oh, the unedited version is so much better than this.
Like, this is probably made by some fucking great the bass Nazi or some shit, okay?
The Tacoma web clip is literally peak cinema.
The fact that this dumbass ruined it would like all this extra editing shit is so frustrating
Braces the reason this clip exists. Yes
Yes, he is responding to brace belted in this clip. Well, not brace belted Mehmet technically
Okay
The og clip is one of the funniest clips. It lives permanently in my mind
It's up there with like the fact the tactical n-word clip
Always go to brace for the source. Yeah, there it is
wait
Is this guy seriously saying that I can't get laid? I feel like this clip gets smaller every time we look at it
By the way, I'm not even kidding
Like it just keeps getting smaller and smaller every time you look at this clip like by the time
By the time I look at this clip a year from now because I will look at it a year from now because it's my favorite clip of all time
It is just going to be tinier. It's like Charlie Kirk's face. Yeah
What the fuck is going on?
Incredible, I'll give you 5,000 if you can get Poon Tang before January 1st.
Do you have any idea who the fuck you're talking to?
When I got off Tinder, because of the fucking quarantine?
Tacoma wept.
Even like ignoring the fact that I have a girlfriend, even if we're just talking like randos,
I'm two hours away right now from being inside somebody else.
This is one... I have two skills, and it's non-monogamy and speaking publicly, okay?
Do some fucking research. Do some fucking research
Okay, go ahead. I mean this guy is the undisputed goat and this person is defending them and you're over here not giving them an honest fucking
Go ahead I can't I can't do this. I'm on bad
I can't I don't know enough about these people I'm gonna say something wrong like public defenders
Are you insane?
No, I am Bandim dude, fuck it.
We watched too many Vosh clips, it's too funny.
Oh my god, are you- dude, this is what you're having me defend?
King Abdullah of Jordan ordered immediate humanitarian aid dispatch for Palestinians.
Let- his final words was,
where's Hitler when we need him?
Are you fucking serious?
Your Honor, he's dead, so clearly-
Are you kidding me?
Dude, these are the most heinous
Unbanned I have ever seen in my life like the most
Like the most extreme
cancelable
heinous like not funny
Crazy back shit unbanned I have ever seen in my life and the moments
The moment you said Austin defend these people it got there before all of this it was like fun
Come, come, come, come, come. Now it's like genocide Hitler pedophiles. What the fuck?
I think it's funny because he also is like foolishly defending King Abdullah of Jordan
who is also ass and like literally is, is fake pro-Palestinian and is directly a planted
monarch by the British. So not only is he not only is he a an Adolf Hitler supporter
You're not in an anti-semite of the highest order.
I am not defending him.
He also is objectively wrong.
I refuse to defend him, okay?
And this is why I'd be a shitty public defender.
I am not defending him for this, okay?
Okay, okay.
No way.
You're gonna get five...
Like, you're gonna get five Mulligans.
Going forward from this point on.
I'm not fucking defending anybody.
We're gonna get five Mulligans.
I care about five or six.
I'm not def...
Even if I've used all my...
Okay, this is funny.
Okay
Hasan what would it take for you to move this in Mulligan?
Are you gonna skip this one hold on choose wisely hold on Hasan what would it take for you to move to kick?
This is over the summer. I'm not annoying anymore plus
Was my only offense look are you mad at excuse you son are you mad at excuse you son are you mad at excuse you
look he was asking my client was simply asking a question and
and wanted an answer and when the chat moves so quickly
I guarantee my clients messages were spread out across multiple different lines of text
and really had you looked away even for a split second you wouldn't have even seen it
he was simply asking a question he wasn't violating any of your community rules
okay and he wants to know whether you're moving to kick or not
And on top of that, he has pledged that maybe this could be perceived as annoying and he's not going to do it any further.
I believe he deserves to be rehabilitated.
Okay.
On band!
And he's not a Nazi, evidently.
Okay.
You got one! There you go, man. Congratulations.
Yeah, because I wasn't just filming a fucking-
Up next, Adolf Hitler!
Yeah!
Jesus Christ.
Austin, go to law school. Fuck you. What do you, what do you mean? Go to law school. Okay.
I don't want to be a lawyer. I didn't sign up for this. Okay.
Here it is. Here's another one. Here's another one. Here we go. By the way, for those of you
who are wondering like, why are there people who are like pro-Palestine by anti-Semitic
on this docket, but not like any, uh, Islamophobic and pro-Israel people on the docket? It's
because we never unbend people who are unconditionally in defense of, of genocide.
We also don't unbend people who are anti-semitic, but just so you know, they don't even make
it to this list, because there's a shit ton more people that don't even get to this point
for us that we can use it as content and whatever.
We just deny them.
If someone is like, if you think that there aren't thousands of motherfuckers who are
coming in here like, these are terrible children, no, they're denied already.
It would be very boring if we did that. Okay, read his, uh, read his out.
I don't really even talk in here that much.
I'm sure if you look at my logs, they're pretty sporadic.
I also think my band may have been a mistake or maybe I just wasn't aware
that we don't talk about Ethan on here since I posted that when he was going
on his full drum and farm thing on Vosh, which isn't the kind of,
not again. Can you talk to your boy, Ethan law?
What did Vosh do to him? Not invite him to his birthday or something?
Well, he's really on his Keemstar arc right now.
Since I posted that when he was going on his full drama
farm thing on Vosh, which is the kind of content
I really enjoy, which I think is kind of lazy.
Anyways, I guess at the time I was hoping you would address it
and maybe there was something said earlier that I missed.
My client doesn't like drama.
He comes to your broadcast for a drama-free zone
and that's simply what he was asking for.
But that's, but the irony is asking about it would be.
He came here to learn.
Asking about it would be additional drama.
He came here to learn, he was looking to close the case.
So Walla was in the midst of probably covering an ongoing genocide.
No.
He came in here to be like, hey, can you please talk about Ethan Klein and Varsh?
Your Honor, your videos are available on the internet.
Okay?
All over the place.
He was consuming a piece of content in the Hassanabi universe that was directly
discussing this particular issue that you brought up, have you not brought it up?
Denied!
I tried you know, yeah, you can also do a bad defense
Okay, you want like and then I can just like deny it or you can get a mulligan like I said you got five still I tried
Okay, okay, Hassan. I'm drunk. What up Hassan. I'm a left-wing writer for the Daily, Iowa
What's up? Where my pookie Hassan?
I'm sorry. I was not think right I
Will be better and be the most professional chatter moving forward look. I think this is this is look
you're mad. Wait, Hassan is
Q Hassan, you're mad gay. Um
your honor, you are. Mad gay.
Can you go to the Mod Commons?
No, but I can also show you who
he is and what kind of columns
he's written. I mean, he looks
like a hostile knobby head.
I always can't let the state
fund the killing of raccoons
opinion. We should follow
the Amtrak way by creating a
creating a state-run airline.
Wait, that's insane.
Ooh, that's pretty good.
Opinion, drinking age was 19-1s, and we should go back.
No!
No!
No!
This guy is so funny, dude!
Now that he's like, now that we know he was drunk, posting in the chat.
Oh my god, that's so awesome.
I am a true follower of the states and mandating payment, or any leave.
Okay, I'm on banning this motherfucker.
He's hilarious.
He's fucking hilarious.
Okay.
Okay. Oh God. Okay. Go ahead. Finkelstein, Baba, Ra, Zavio. Finkelstein, ha, ha, ha, Zionist,
dildo eater. That name, Finkelstein, Law, Morganfield, Zionstein, Morgan, Blumfieldstein,
Cohen, typical Zionist names. As you can see, this is yet another case of someone using
one of my passes who is not only not only using one of my not only anti-semitic but also
simultaneously once again calling one of the most formative most well-read anti-zionist
Jews or anti-zionist across the board but like a Jewish man who is also anti-zionist
an accidental misfire of anti-semitism you're you're mulligating okay boom all right mulligan
time you got that I'll give that to you guarantee whoever did man appeals
previously did not have to deal with this there's no way oh no Lolo got
fucking way worse shit wait really yeah oh yeah that's the mulligan sound oh
okay you got the mulligan okay I am not a dissimilarized and they are
semites I'm the Palestinians are semites to argument is so stupid I'm not
against peaceful Jews either, of course. I love Kaya. What? Kaya, the peaceful Jew.
Peacefully sleeping over there right now.
You can blame for dislike as I am. Please don't ban me. I'm also going to love
bomb. Kaya, the big bear. Also, I wrote the wrong name. I didn't mean
Finklestein. Last but not least, being a Zionism or Zionism, Zionism is an
anti-Semitic by any means. If anything, Zionism more in common with
Nazis than peaceful Palestinians and Jews. Thank you. Yeah, he, he, he was
objectively being anti-semitic.
It's not anti-semitic unless you're being anti-semitic.
Okay, don't don't fucking come in here like you were in his public defender a second ago.
I used my mulligan, okay. Okay, that's right you did.
I want to sniff your dirty stinking farts.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, let me let me play the intro song again.
I don't think being horny should be against the law do you think that if every single person
was typing stuff like this, this would be a productive space to have a back and forth
conversation amongst educated people on important geopolitical matters.
No, you're out already, not, but I do believe that at all times, think about it like a bank,
okay? If everybody came and got their money all at once, the banks wouldn't be able to give it
back to you. That is your Twitch chat and levels of horny. Not everybody is all horny
at one time
right now but if we if we don't have a little never we will never
reach a level of horniness in which we will build the that will deter
from the productive political discourse
don't you think that we don't have uh...
don't you think that we need to have deterrence measures in place is the
public shame
let the free market of shame but you just said earlier that you you shouldn't
shame people for being horny and you should abandon
in your opening you shouldn't shame people for being horny then why how would
there be any deterrence whatsoever
well I said that being horny shouldn't be illegal
it should not be illegal to be horny you can shame them for being horny everybody
can shame them for being horny which is a deterrent
but it's not illegal to be horny it's not a bad able defense you should be
ashamed of yourself
but it's not a bad able to find banned I've got it locked down with the
horny defense
Okay, because it's on his bad faith double s cringe terrorist
Context him who the shall am a
I've changed
Your honor we have all said things that we don't mean and
Said some horrible things but the beauty of this community is you believe in rehabilitation and through education
education, you cannot discover that some of the things that you used to say or do were
very problematic and ignorant and stupid. And this chatter is evidence of that. They
have been rehabilitated. I believe that they understand what they said was wrong and they
will not say it again.
You could say that he misspelled my name when he was calling me bad faith in the
midst of uh...
in the midst of like uh... israel coverage but then he actually spelled my name
correctly in the unbanned report uh...
i will give a second chance even though he's probably debate lord okay
you got another one
there we go
i like mike penns i wish mike pennston go after abortion so hard i like him
you can hold on to charge a shot
do more damage for the long live israel and then the israeli flag in the u.s.
flag
uh... when october seven that when i was mad but after watching you and learning
history about the israeli palestinian conflict and a lot of research on the
palestinian's been struggling with a good page right here
i got a p
don't leave me alone
no i know
uh... eight years i can go on about the occupation but i'm not helping for a
two-state
solutions to policy is going to be free and Gaza and in the West Bank this is
uncomfortable. Amir Price is going to be a twitch con. My client seems to be willing
to learn which I think is an important skill or an important mindset in this
community an open mind and willingness to learn and it seems like you have
started to change their perspective or change their perspective. You failed to
mentioned something so significant beyond the fact that I am in favor of
rehabilitation and changing people's perception. But he also has an immunity
buff. It does not matter what you defend. There's a couple things, okay, in this
community. If you are a debate pervert, or if you are from a specific
community, some communities, they're just incredibly toxic. They come in here,
they raid, they clip shit out of context, they try to start drama. You
You will always be forever band. If you are a part of those communities, unless you openly
recognize your ways and you've changed, you have to demonstrate that you've changed, right?
However, there's one immunity shield that you always have. And that is being a gaming
frog. If I catch something in your fucking logs at the appropriate time when I'm usually
gaming around 8pm, you can hold down the charge shot to do more damage with a sniper
gun. That is a gaming, that is a gaming shield. Okay. This person has gotten the gaming shield,
which means that is an automatic unbanned, especially paired with the reality that not
only was he watching me play, I believe cyberpunk, but also he's changed his mind a little bit.
So if you are a Nazi and you watch you game, then you're unbanned.
It depends. Okay. It depends. It depends. That's how high the gaming
shielded that's crazy okay all right all this world war three shit because you
motherfuckers elected a retirement home president Trump peace come on you can
defend this guy I believe I'm sorry for calling chat motherfuckers also that
fentake that fentake was a really dumb take not sure where I was going with
that compare policy Jesus Christ wait what is this a Trump one go back to
would have got banned for all this because you motherfuckers
like their retirement president when Trump was president
there were no wars inflation was low interest rates were low
alright America was thriving is the moment Joe Biden took
office inflation went through the roof everybody died from
COVID people started storming the southern border like none
like no other across the border. All right.
Say no more. Say no more. I'm banned. Yeah, see, there you go. Yeah, that's good. You
made a great case. Thank you. Damn, Emho timed out in the Betelgeuse
band. You should do a President's Tier Lease Law. Any trans people in here attracted
the males. I'm looking to date. Donut high DM me. I refuse to unbend people like this.
I've learned from my mistake done reading on trans issues in the discrimination they go
against. I'm truly sorry for my weird behavior and ask for grace forgiveness and to repent.
Look, this individual clearly made a mistake. My client clearly made a mistake.
uh-huh and they have shown the capacity to
not only rehabilitate and be uh apologize for their actions but understand why
what they did and what they said was wrong and they did so by
reading and educating themselves on the struggles of the trans community
and therefore i believe that they deserve a second chance
are you getting pokemon vial over the switch i really hope loki hits that
These new Inklings are fucking OP.
Is he playing this on PS5 or PC?
Fuck, he's got a gaming buff.
He's got a gaming buff, but he's also a chaser.
But beyond the fact that he's a chaser,
he also has turned around and is saying he's done readings on trans issues
and he's no longer a chaser, I don't know.
This is a tough one.
My client has...
15% of this community is trans.
We gotta ask...
15% really?
15, yeah.
That's crazy.
You know, too many trans people. No, no, no. Is that what you were saying? No, no, go ahead. I don't think there's enough.
I think it's kind of weird that you don't have more. Oh, really? Yeah, I think it's kind of strange.
I think that makes you a little transphobic. Wow, that's a lot. No, no, no. No, I think it's weird
that there should be more, but you should foster a more comfortable environment. Well, that's why
we're asking the community. How many gay people are in here? I think eight to eight is eight
8% is gay gay or lesbian and then what is the buy pan?
What was the buy pan one?
Bisexual and it was like 25 percent or something 25 percent of the community is bisexual or pan
Okay, and then 8% is gay or lesbian. I
Thought there'd be more gay people. Oh fuck dude. What do you mean? Like statistically?
statistically speaking like
We're talking about a much larger percentage of this community than like society.
Well, according to my 4U page, there's a lot more gay people in the world.
Look at this.
Look, like, you know, what is the actual stats for like American society?
Like my, my 14%, it's 14.3% trends.
If you're on my 4U page, like, damn, everybody's gay in the world.
In sexuality wise we have 4.6%, like straight is only 55%, 56% of our community.
Okay, that's crazy.
Like think about that, that's an insane statistic, bro.
Wait, that is crazy.
Like almost half of the community is like LGBTQIA plus.
That's crazy.
You're in the straight part.
Yeah.
Which is weird.
I just think it's strange you think gay people are strange. That's me. I think your choice of being straight was
a strange one. Awesome.
Comparison take talk to your live twitch audience is crazy. Yeah. What is this? How many adults
of youth identify as transgender in the United States? Nearly one in five people who identify
as transgender are ages 13 to 17. The percentage of number of adults who identify
Transgender in the US is remain steady over time
1.6 million identifies trans 1.3 million adults identify as trans 300,000 youth identify as trans
What the fuck is the percentage dude Jesus Christ?
Just like across the board in the entire country what like look at this number
0.6% of youth living in Wyoming identify transgender like bro. I don't care about Wyoming. Just tell me the American number, man
Well, I'll bear back. I got a P who the fuck has ever been like, Oh, I wonder what percentage
of people in Wyoming are trains. Like there are eight times more cows than fucking people
in Wyoming, dude. Ridiculous LGBTQIQ plus identification at US now at 7.6%. Yeah, my
My community is gayer than America and gay as fuck and way gayer than even Gen Z. It's
1.1%. That's crazy. Trans people are 15 times more represented in this chat than in American
society. The third dot on that webpage said 8%, I think. Okay, let's get back to this
shit. So should we unbend this guy or what? That statistic in Wyoming is like 400 trans
people, that's, I don't believe that. Like I don't believe that there's 400 people in,
in Wyoming, let alone 400 trans people. You know what I'm saying? Like I just don't believe
that number. I think Wyoming is fake. Like they lied to us. It was a project to see like
how long people would believe you if you just like made up a state in the middle of
America that no one goes to. And then they've just like kept it going. They just kept
to go for as long as they can. They're like, huh. Yeah. Wyoming. Okay. Sure. Oh man.
Hoskort is inane. Condemn the chaser immediately. Do we, we're giving him second chances or no?
I'm seeing a lot of yet burst some naysayers. Chatters or chasers or giga-owned company.
Please deny.
I'm trying to find this for the first time. How do you live with this? Yeah, I don't know about diet cock. You should probably get the regular cock. Honestly, it's a gaming watcher. That's why I've only said it. Like if this person was a chaser and they were not a gaming watcher, I would not even care.
even care I'll be on but I would not on bad you know I mean do you believe people in chat
doing research you love chirping of our rehab you got to let him back okay if he's fucking
tries this shit again that on bad message is the most chaser thing ever deny the chaser
horny guy the internet so many places to get off it they're blatant in the chat chasing
yeah I don't really like that they're like DMing fucking chatters like I don't like
like that. It gives me ickiness. All right. I'm banned. I mean, not I'm banned. Denied.
No. You hungry? No. WFLA. Pinaeus County juvenile detention officer accuses soliciting sexual
activity with an inmate. But can she drive completely slosh? I know people I don't trust
drive silver law. That's the real Florida. My man alcoholic four beers better than the
average old head. They let drive on none. The reality is the drunk driver is probably
driving more carefully than the old person who will point blank run over and not see you
five feet in front of their car lol that's just the reality of it she hasn't crashed yet
though she's objectively a better driver while drunk than the average Florida driver is
sober lol I'm gonna be honest I think my um my what my client is trying to say is
the drunk drivers aren't the bad drivers it's the ones that get caught they give
all the other ones are badmatchers really right also it's weird because he says
like oh they're better than fucking Florida drivers it's like bro you just
said drunk driver twice you know what I mean like when when has there ever been
like I've driven in Florida drunk obviously you have to be they beat you
cops will pull you over at a fucking checkpoint to be like how drunk are you
and if you pull under a fucking 0.8 like they literally will shove alcohol
in your asshole to get you drunk fast. Have you ever done that before? No. Hmm. Try it.
Those are just crazy opinions. Nothing really harmful. Oh, that's so good. It's not really
harmful. They're just crazy opinions. No, they are literally harmful. Holy shit. You
broke me out of my fucking bro drunk driving sentiment meme for a second. Not really sure
Why this upset y'all so much? I'm not very familiar with twitch though to be honest. This is for sure a bad first impression
But again, I'm not internet poor so I don't know what twitch allows and what they don't maybe the sexual assault content is not allowed
But they were discussing why cops are nicer to women my point is that their creeps
Which ironically was a week after posting this we got another guard arrested in my county for writing sexual messages to a juvenile
In our local JDC important issue. This is such a boomer. We're unbending this guy classic boomer doesn't even know why he got banned
No, I believe him. I 100% believe him. He probably was like, no, 100%. He is literally
fucking, he's not plus 30. He's like plus 40. Okay. Easy. How old, what's the demo say
about your age group? Oh dude, it's fucking old dude. How old do you think it is? Um,
I'd say the average is it more 18 to 25s.
You're wrong.
Really?
It is.
Dude, my community is like just aged.
Like, look at this.
Look, okay.
June 2020 plus 30 demographic was 18, 18%, 19%.
Now it's 43%.
Holy fuck.
Yeah.
26 is the second largest demo at 22%.
22 to 25 is the third largest demo at 21%.
18 to 21 is at 11% and under 18 has now gone down to 1%.
Wait, that's crazy.
In 2020, under 18 was 15%.
Literally, look at the demographic.
This is like-
They're all going to watch Julia from on TikTok.
What?
Who's the speaker?
What's your name?
What?
No, dude, they're just getting older.
No, no, you're just not getting,
all the new generation is going to like watch
and like Harry Stinson's tweets.
Right?
They're looking for that. They're looking for that really, you know, pro Biden commentary. Mm-hmm. No, they're all watching fucking
Andri Tate and Aiden Ross. Unfortunately, wait, shit. You're right. That's so sad. Yeah
Okay, but who is at Fontez media? Why do they consider YouTube channel less reliable for news and value reliability?
It's some fucking psychotic like
Think tank that says I am as unreliable as Alex Jones and as biased as Alex Jones
They're fucking freaks if you look at any of the other fucking if you look at any of the other news
Outlets that they have on there that list is completely busted. They have like Breitbart higher than MSNBC, dude
In terms of reliability
They put daily wire in the middle in terms of unbiased reporting
Yeah, I can't believe the Hassanabi census is only
Yeah, you went up six
Six percent in a year. What do you mean? Of course people are getting older
Wait, this makes sense dude. I'm one of those people that was in the 26 to 29 category last year
Yeah, now I'm in the 30 plus category. Yeah
Time marches on I'm done. I'm a age by the way at breaks. Keep coming. I'm proud of you by the way
I saw that you see that you just sit in there. You just slip that in
Yeah, at breaks keep coming at the top of the hour
Here's the first time I'm saying it. I was born in November, 1993. I'm 30 years old salaries
grown too. You see this? Uh, salaries have kind of grown as well. 100 K plus salary.
Go on. Can I tell you guys something? I'm saying I stop. I would only lie by a year.
Okay. But what pissed me off is because I would lie by a year, people would like instead
of it having the opposite effect, the effect that I wanted it, it had the opposite
effect. So much of my Wikipedia chat, he said I was 35. I was like, I'm not 35 chat. He's
still lying. More than a year. I am not. I swear on my mother. That's the best. I swear
on my mother. Austin says you're 10 years older than you are. People will say you look
good for your age. Yeah, we already covered this. What if they don't though? What if
they don't say that the someone inflation, look the salaries are going up Austin
for more information look up Joe Biden and Craig inflation or you did the census on a
school day during a time when students in the US and I still be busy after school activities
and I'm watching age pulling definitely separate the sampling bias. Yeah, it's also mostly an
American audience because of the time that I did it, but it doesn't matter. I always
do it around the same time. You literally 10 year older than me and I see as my bigger
brother that I could have had. You do it post 7pm chatter is coping 30 plus
crazy how are people unironically that old that's like double the normal age please tell me you're
fucking not 15 years old and I've spent all this time talking to a person who's 15 years old
a Mormon 15 year old that's crazy. Haasai will you consider unbinding Elon getting
must rats co-creator of okay buddy now sharten neville he is reformed had to work a part-time
job in the service industry those guys used to be so fucking annoying back in the day
what is what is a what are they still the same username still all right that that'll be the
last one for today before I dive into gaming gaming yeah bro i've been gaming like crazy
you have no idea i've been fucking cooking off shartan neville is their username now
at u b bitch ass motherfucker jim no is number one true high manicate went psycho after
getting banned and claimed mods are sexual predators removed from okay buddy mods have
I've never given the opportunity, actual child.
Don't unban. Jesus Christ.
What the fuck?
I'm unban from House Chat.
Please help, yo.
I'm unban me.
I call the mod a bitch-ass motherfucker.
So worth.
She was so funny.
You need to reform.
Mods are cool.
It was a joke.
I am mod.
Bitch-ass motherfucker.
I'm the worst subreddit on Reddit.
Yo, everybody call you be a bitch-ass motherfucker in chat.
Pepe laugh.
I respect Hanabai mods.
Fuck his son's community. Where did he post this for real calling me mentally ill and banning me because I try to speak up about a
Presexual predator. I'm not the one that needs help. Young peasy is a sexual predator
Is his name?
Bro, what the fuck why?
So fuck is this person is this person is insane dude
What was his friend who said that? No, that cheddar harass me. That's why they got on that's why they got banned
Why did they say this shit you sure we're 30 plus there's some gremlins crawling around
He posted that in his own subreddit
Why is he like this?
Okay
Not doing that. He wants to like I have to be ban him look what you did there did to the watch of you
I know but I don't know if he's actually been
Reformed or not or properly rehabilitated. Okay last one. This one's funny. Oh
Oh, dear. I didn't know all this happened. People run. Damn, bro. I didn't know. Damn,
bro. Chill. I didn't know he did all that. Go ask him if you're still talking to him.
Why he's like that? What is this? Happy fourth just got here. Happy fourth, especially to
all the F words in the chat. I'm so sorry for using the F slur for colleagues. I'm
by okay. I'm on banning this person. That's funny. I think this person already
has a different account, by the way, I'm pretty sure. Okay. Yes. I know exactly who this person
is because their username is like hot fries 24 or something now. Okay. As soon as I saw
I'm a med student, as soon as I saw I'm a med student, I know exactly who the fuck
this is. Okay, they're in here right now, most likely. They're in here right now.
Okay. Yeah. It's almost like the F slur, but it's fine. It's, I already unbanned them. Even
though it doesn't even fucking matter because they already have, they've already fundamentally
been unbanned. Does anyone have a, does anyone have a blast off meme for Wukong? Because it's
time to fucking go, baby. It's time to go, baby. What are you doing? Don't, don't annoy her.
if she might. Austin is over here barking at Kaya. Alright, let's do it. It's Wukong
time. I've been very excited to fucking play this game. God damn it. We're doing chapter
T3 folks. I'm gonna boss for 16 hours. Me, Milky Bogumbos, Jim Nona, and Elon Gating
must have used to be boys doing them banning me. Went crazy dude. He DM'd me a bunch
of weird shit. We were okay buddy. Monty, I had to remove him. He used a bunch
a slur what the fuck wait where is wukong oh what the fuck it's on the wrong
what what how do I change how do I change it it's on the wrong fucking
screen it's because I was doing fucking remote play before what's the how do you
put it on the right screen again windshift arrow right
Christ all right, so
Every time I bet on your ass you lose immediately. Well, then fucking
Look dude life is a gamble. Okay life is a freaking gamble. So
Ladies and gentlemen, I am currently I am currently in
Change the type controller
I'm in chapter two here, but I'm actually in chapter three, but I was playing
Chapter two and I just finished like I just killed like the mad tiger guy
right here I've done I think I cleared all of the bosses in chapter two every
single one so we're gonna go to chapter three 98% of gamblers quit before
winning a big I agree people don't realize this how many tries for the
tiger I think it was to the one that was like no the one that really gave me
trouble was in terms of difficulty black long was the hardest one was the
most annoying one that took me like five tries it pissed me off a lot I walked
through this area a little bit and even when they die they hit you weird get on
2k bro was your gamer tag now I'm good man thanks though oh shit
macaque your mom is very familiar with
Can't see Gamble in three tries bro. What fucking three tries?
You crazy?
Three tries. I haven't even upgraded my armor and shit yet. However, I did however get the rat raid staff
But there's a bunch of other ones that I can get as well here hold on
like there's um
There's the long reach staff that I can get if I want to I just need to purchase our refined iron sand
But I did get the rat raid staff
which greatly boosts your f*****g crit damage
look at all these f*****g bosses I've killed that I've unlocked
mad tiger, moderately increased attack, but massively reduces maximum health
that's a crazy f*****g gamble, it's insane
not worth at all
also
um, I have all these things that I have in like upgrade- oh well, this is not in the craftable section
but I'll show you what I have that I can craft that I haven't used yet
no I didn't switch off baby I'm still using big baby I did use the dust azure
skill against black long because like I needed like insane defense I needed
insane defense against them but he just kept spamming the fucking area the
thunder area attack over and over again regardless of my defenses which was
really annoying did you find a blacksmith yet no I'm in chapter 3 I
just started I literally just started chapter three so I'm not anywhere near
because I know there's a blacksmith here on chapter three but I haven't gotten
there yet is this as difficult as demissiles and darsals no I think this
is easier by and large it's a fucking phenomenal boss rush or boss run it's
great it's a fantastic game I wouldn't say it's as difficult as I would
Nasei is as difficult as like Elden Ring.
It's like, they literally took out some of the more annoying parts of Elden Ring.
Like, I think Elden Ring is a better game overall.
But, I think that they took out like, all of the, like they trimmed the fast, if that makes sense.
Those are so rewarding.
I love the Triple Smash, dude. It's fucking so great.
The two mobs look harder than the first boss, LeMau.
I mean, the hardest boss...
One of the hardest bosses in the game is literally the baby.
Like, it's not even a joke.
With the limited access that you have to, like, weapons and shit, Elden Ring has few flaws.
It's the best game.
I agree.
Elden Ring is one of the best games of all time.
I said Elden Ring is better than this game.
I'm saying that this game is easier than FromSoftware games, but I do like that
it's like more um it's more like a boss rush like it's just a boss run or a boss
rush whatever it's called the boss baby my home these logs are recorded in shit
and make it abundantly clear that I am a game watcher wait what there because
holy shit did that fucking eat my ass a little bit sorry some of this game sucks
the combat is so repetitive and the invisible walls is so stupid I enjoy
watching you play it though I don't think the combat is repetitive I have
not felt that at all so far I will say I have not it might get there it might get
there depending on the versatility because like I said the combat is the
combat systems are nowhere near as complex as Elden Ring God of War was in
my opinion God of War in my opinion I agree about the invisible walls you're
right God of War in my opinion however came across as way more
repetitive in terms of its combat how much you want to bet that's a mushroom
man fucking called it always wait why am i not loading i also i think i have a
bunch of unused points too they made the god of war boss so fucking tanky it
took forever to chip out of him yeah the move sets on this god of war over
eldering okay that's sacrilege in this community i hope you know that
you're objectively wrong like i want you to know chatter you are wrong and
When I say God of War, I'm talking about Ragnarok.
But even then, it's like...
You didn't even finish the Elden Ring DLC? I will.
I will- I will always get back to Elden Ring. Like, it's not a problem. Don't worry.
Am I lost again? What's happening here?
Did I miss, like, an area?
Some of the problems I have with this game are in no maps.
Invisible walls.
That's pretty much it. Other than that, it's, like, fucking awesome.
There's a secret weapon in this game, which is a spear. I have that.
Oh, it's this way.
Ooh, big open area.
This spells for another boss fight, maybe.
Usually, big open area means boss fight.
Bloodborne is so much better than ER, it's not even closed.
Elder Ring is the perfect game.
I will stand by this.
I think it's literally the perfect game.
You're gonna have a hard time convincing me otherwise.
And I love Sekiro Sekiro probably is my favorite game in the series.
I... Elder Ring is a perfect game.
Elder Ring with Wukong Lord.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie, there are certain things about Wukong that I like more than Elder Ring.
Like, I think it's more fluid.
The animation and the sequencing are more fluid.
Uh, the Elder Ring combat system is more complex, and obviously better for that reason, because there's like, an unlimited amount of...
There is an unlimited amount of, of, uh, weapons choices, mage builds, all this shit.
This game is like...
This game is is similar to Sekiro in that regard, but I think this is a prettier game than Eldering
Eldering is are not Eldering sorry like all from software games
Because it's just a better system like objectively
What the fuck?
Damn, this is an ugly ass bird, bro.
How come ugly motherfuckers always give me power-ups, dude?
The birds have little flying shit
She and him on once again
They done did it again dude. I'm telling you I'm like I'm not even running this on the max that I could be running it on because I'm also
streaming it
So I'm telling you like this is a an incredibly
An incredibly pretty game like not even a
This is a prettier game than the from software games
Order this land is away. Seize it now, and leave.
Fidelity-wise, but not in our direction, I think the art direction is phenomenal too.
I think they should have made this stick longer, hugged the right on the length and keep going on the island before going center.
There's a good curio that's easy to miss.
Okay, first of all, let's look at our spells. We have that already, nevermind.
I have four sparks that I haven't even fucking used yet, holy shit.
Shit, okay. I gotta do this, I think, more.
I have to consider a lot of damage reduction for a short duration,
because I've been hitting perfect dodges.
Perfect dodges leave an illusion in your way,
which explodes instantly, dealing nearby damage to enemies.
You're glazing the CCP if you think it's prettier than Elder Ring.
I am not glazing anything.
Okay, here's what we have on the weapon section that we can craft,
by the way, chatters.
We have the Long Wreath Staff, which is a pillar staff,
so I'm not going to use it because I'm not a big pillar guy and then I think I have the spear but I
guess not and on the craftable side I don't know if I should I should probably finally upgrade my
armor because it's a 16 defense or should I wait for the fucking blacksmith will I be able to defeat
the blacksmith with my current getup because I heard it's like one of the harder bosses
I think we could probably we could probably go up to like Gale Guardian maybe because like I
I can't use the okra bat bathrobe anyway because there's only wait
Do I have the triple for it?
It's epic
Oh I need to purchase cold iron leaves most likely to be able to craft that anyway
Should I do the okra arm guard okra epic set?
You don't have to wear the full set I want to I want to get the set bonus what the
fuck else am I going to do?
Or do we go with Gale Guard because perfect dodge Gale Guard seems good
I don't have the hat for the- oh, wait, I do.
Yale Guard is perfect. Dodge bonus is pretty good.
But Okra is epic, so...
Decoined duplicates are cloaked in yellow wind, granting them considerable damage reduction.
Pick whatever is best for your play style.
I hate Okra as a food, but...
The bathrobe, the battle robe looks sick.
It's not- guys, this isn't fucking fashion souls, okay? The armor actually matters quite a bit.
Okay, the chatters are not giving me good advice here at all
I'm I'm recognizing that chatters don't know what the fuck they're talking about
Otr is a color. I don't care
Give me fucking advice not chirping. I'm probably gonna go back to pilgrims anyway. This one is so good
When I can upgrade it. I feel like this is probably the best armor you can get in the game
And it apparently looks sick when you when you upgrade it having said that however this is an epic armor
So I kind of want to fucking use the epic one for now
Especially because you have
Critical hit chance which I use critical hit
Maybe I can do two gale guards and then and then use the critical hit armor the arm guard with a unique effect
Defense is so high for the battle guard
Go full gale guard. It's one of the best armors
I think for the legs I go Gale guard and then for the and then for the arm guard I use the
ochre arm guard because that shit looks focus point critical hit chance instead of the braces
because I don't have four anyway because I don't have the Gale guard helmet.
Oh wait, I do have it.
Well, wait, I can do full set.
This one is a unique sprinting wall using the gourd.
Dude, the pilgrim set is pretty solid.
You're not taking hints.
Reduction means nothing.
People are saying early game focus on crit.
OK.
I wonder if I can upgrade my shit like my gourd yet.
51 tiny pieces of gold.
That's crazy.
Do you have any awakened wine worms?
Let's see. Does this game want to make you visit China more? Yes.
Mountain patroller. Where is it? Is it here? Or is it here? No? Oh, I have only one. I need two, right?
To upgrade, I need two wine worms, right? And lois you are a fragrant wine.
What do I do with the blood of the iron bowl? Three mine cores,
two tadpoles. Don't know what to do with that. Blood upgrades the spirits.
So I could go back and upgrade my gourd right now?
Wait, did the chatter say left or right?
Upgrade your baby spear with the blood?
Hug the right.
Where?
I'm hearing noises of people that might want to attack me, but I'm not seeing mofuckers at all.
Is this the enemy?
Nope.
Every time I pull shit out of the ground, I'm like, that's gonna be an enemy.
Enemy?
Nope.
You can kinda tell I'm the first animation- ooooh! Okay.
Oh, it's just a celestial pair in the limelight.
I haven't done a- I'm not doing any perfect dodges right now.
Whoa, what's up here?
A house.
He cost incoming?
I'ma buy that house, dude.
If they laugh, does he know?
I do not know anything.
It seems like he's underneath me.
He's underneath me, isn't he?
I feel like I'm getting frostburd.
Like, my face.
No, no, quick.
No, no, quick, gamble, gamble, gamble, gamble, gamble, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
Delightful. It still recalls your sins.
Impossed, baby.
When that monkey was alive, he was all about weeping and begging for help.
Now, even at death, he led all you younglings right to me.
Bro, what the fuck? Yo, that baby's got fuck vibes, dude.
This sack of mine can barely fit you all.
The journey to the west is already like very pro abortion in the original work
But this is like we kill so many fucking babies call me goddamn Kamala hair is the way I'm aborning
I think the abort that is
22k on your ass bro. I'm not getting this first try. I know what's fucking way dude
The distribution is not that bad
No
34 million the efforts at 21 million
I mean I've chosen the old way is a Chinese game. I automatically have a racial passive dude
racial buff it's a Chinese game I have a ideological buff in my heart in my
mind I am spiritually Chinese the spirit of Mal lives within me dude what
is this yo why is it motherfucker watching me closely dude bro they keep
talking about my my monkey smell I don't know if I like that camera boss
motherfucker holy shit god damn dude god please don't be an enemy
Snakehead Mushroom. I hate these bad type enemies. Yeah, they're bad type and dog type are consistently annoying. Wait, what the hell?
What's happening? Whoa, what the fuck?
I'm getting damaged by something. The fuck is out there? Oh, I can't use it here. I don't think. Oh, I can.
What the hell is going on? What is this? What is going on, Chad? I'm gonna die.
is level till it happened are they're really dumb motherfuckers in here and in
my panic state trying to fucking serve a three-minute average at the top of the
hour when I'm looking for answers are you are you joking like really like that's
what you're doing right now that's the best user you're fucking are you on
crack that's crazy dude I wish I could serve you 10 minutes of fucking ads in
the top of the hour honestly no it's not that you baited literally last
for three minutes. I don't know what just happened to me there, but I didn't I don't like it. I was it
was panicked. I need to recollect my thoughts. I was not being a good gamer there. Little shit.
I have no range. I don't even know what I did. I just like ran away. Okay, what was it? You made
a severe and continuous lapse in judgment. Yeah, I know. I did by not serving the three
minute average, which I'm doing now, but why are you going to yell at us for no reason?
There's chatters in here. Literally. I'm like looking for answers. I'm confused
You get some if you kill all the lamp heads and I think the effect is from them
It's a debuff that applies on a timer and lowers your max HP, but also raises everyone's damage on the map including yours
Arm all the Tomo the workers during red eye debuff debuff so much EXP
okay, so
It's a debuff that buffs your it's a debuff, but also it buffs your it's I think is a skill
It's like one of those things that wait did I unlock a new staff or some shit con
con con gene staff
66 damage 7% critical hit for move a light attack can serve a win world wind of sands
But punishing down for execute stunder damage to the enemy instead of area damage. Oh, is this better?
There are nine lamp guards in total you can only see them during the devils if you kill all nine to get a curio
They don't respawn until you kill them. I need them, right?
I do I need the curio do I look like a weapons expert wait there's a role should
I do it no right I'm gonna go check back in this area for whatever I missed
because I feel like I miss shit how do I unlock this thing where it's coming back
I think oh what the fuck please I got one I don't know if I can kill all of them
at the it's a short period of time honestly around to see if I can find them
right don't ever smoke no weave in the gas station I agree I got that K2 dude
here is the motherfucking mind killer up in here dude there's more of here where
you go bitch would you go bitch come back oh they left so we figured out and
by we have each other figured out and told me that on this level every three
minutes or not every three minutes but every now and then there's like a three
minute sequence. Oh god, these crap over here are annoying. There are people those
lamp head guys that come out and it gives you more power like it gives you
more damage but it also takes away your health it like eats away your health
and if you kill all of them on this level you end up getting a curio that
I suspect is the same as the power the curse slash power that you get. It's
It's a little annoying. You also get a shit ton of experience for killing him, it seems, so that's good.
What the hell happened here?
Playing baseball with this dude's head.
Dude's up, but then there's no more enemies left.
It's every time the thing in the middle makes a full turn.
Use your head. Okay, well, how about you chill out, okay?
I'm here to fuck shit up, not use my brain. I'm playing a video game.
The thinking time is over. Okay, we did that already. Enemy? Enemy, enemy, enemy, enemy, enemy, enemy. I knew it.
Boom! Full blast! One tap! That's crazy. He's so sure. He's too powerful. No one can stop him.
That's what they're saying to Monkey King, man. Bye-bye! Bye-bye!
Feature ass, dude. Get out of here.
Lower Acura power. Yeah, lower Acura Wul Kong is if I am able to do the unlimited mana shit
The unlimited mana dump. Is there anything I'm missing here doesn't seem like it seems like I got everything. Okay, let's go upstairs
Oh, here we go. Where's the lamp heads at?
Where the motherfucking lamp heads at?
I feel like it's spinning faster. I'm going in and out of the cars. Hasan don't care
They're downstairs, in the hole for a boss.
I'm level one, I saw them, I saw them two chatter.
They're like, oh shit!
That's stupid.
Where am I? Am I stuck in the wall? What's happening?
Oh my god, I'm stuck in the wall!
I got stuck. It happens.
Let this brief moment serve you as a clear and glaring example
that even the greatest of games from the greatest of nations, okay, can sometimes run into a
boo. You know, it happens. Okay, I'm gonna wait down here for these fuckers. I'm just
gonna camp down here for the fuckers. I'm just gonna kill some people while I wait.
Can you read the text on the walls? No, there's text on the walls. Come on. Come
Come on, turn faster brother, come on.
Go back, go get your souls back, but you don't, my souls don't go away.
It says gullible on the walls, wait really you can read Mandarin?
Oh my god I hate these.
My two least favorite types of enemies is both the bat, blind bat and the archers.
Especially when they get on a good tear and they just like rip you, they shred
you dude.
Projectile enemies are so fucking annoying
I've gotten four I think do I have to do four in the same three minutes sequence chatter
Do I just four five total you killed all four on level one?
So I jump down here and there's a boss to unlock the doors down here. Wait, is this real or trolling?
No, I'm not I'm being for real. They don't respawn. Okay
Now the boss is in a hole on level three. Oh, okay, my bad
I fucked that up didn't I another big difference between this and Elden Ring DLCs that is not every boss and this kills you
Who hits no matter what defense? I thought I could jump down here. I was wrong
Getting the lamp do anything yet when you kill the lamp
When you kill the lamps
Fuck you, dude
Go upstairs
When you kill the lamps they just die
And when you kill enough of them you get a curio from them like a special power
Which I suspect is the same special power that you get warm
Where the fuck's the air's all up here? Does he do anything? Oh it does
What the fuck bro? No you're playing here, Archer! You don't got no fucking physical skills like that
I'm gonna fuckin pulled out that hand-to-hand combat like he had it
this whole time
Who the frick do you think you are son?
Now that's a boom I like you know chat a
a big boom double chunk chocolate no level on no trying on level two so don't
die okay easy is there a shrine on level three that's the real question it's
about to get heated again boss near the second shrine is this the hole that I
jump in on level two or no okay pull me back down to level one wait is there a
boss in here is that the boss I'm so stupid can we go back up this special
area of this level one that I didn't even know existed.
Take these guys so much.
Imped down level five it is.
It's really still a lot from one piece.
For real, for real,unk getting pressed.
Unk is getting pressed right now.
Unk is pissed.
Unk is very pissed.
I'm gonna do this again.
I'm gonna try this one more fucking time and not jumping into any goddamn holes this
time okay?
Here.
Like I know where the enemies are, I know what the enemies are, and I still
got fucking absolutely destroyed by me. Oh my god. I did a better run last time, dude.
Fuck you, dude. Fuck you, actually. Fucking piece of shit. Goddamn, Barbara. At least it
feels rewarding beating the fuck out of them, you know what I mean? I'm getting
bodied by fucking random low-level mobs like this shit sucks. Camera is very
bad in here yes camera boss difficulty it makes it much much harder maybe this
way is the way I go because I went the other way and there was a hole there but
they didn't do much for me also you can throw your web in the blog arrows I know
I spent no points on that though you get one hit when they're flying and they
should be done you know I mean it's pretty crazy to me that they don't
like just automatically get clapped
like bro you're flying like you're a flying little nugget you know you should
be knocked out of your that should be enough you know what I mean like that's
actually fucked up that's yourself bro are you kidding me do you not did you
not see what just happened chat are you insane that was an insane moment
Like, I made it through the whole fuckin' area, only to die at the last step, like, I saw it, you walked off by yourself, no, it locked onto the archer.
Okay, I'm getting, I'm getting heated, and it is not entirely in my control the way I'm heated right now.
It's literally not in my control. Not in my control, Copium. Come on, dude.
I mean look I love this game but fucking shitty ass cameras shitty ass camera boss like that's never
Like all means aside this
Put up on my stammer real quick damn in a regen. Come on. Where are you?
Fuck you. Oh fuck you think you are
Uh-oh
Worst time I've ever done it honestly
Couldn't have picked the worst time dude
What?
Controlled, right? Like, this is a joke, right?
What the fuck is going on?
Alright, no. No.
I get stunned, and the moment I got stunned, I get kicked off by those fucking flying penguins.
That's just ridiculous.
Yeah, skill issue.
You're right, chatter.
That's definitely skill issue.
I should have predicted.
Wait, why did it start me off in the poison?
god damn it now you're gonna run against this fucking piece of shit again
oh they're gonna kill me they're gonna kill me
they're gonna kill me they're gonna kill me I'm literally gonna die
I'm so mad I'm so fucking mad why did I come why did I respawn with the curse
why did I respawn with the curse why am I responding with the curse the
The curse is a world event, not a personal diva, the next time I just shit it out, oh
god this fucking asshole is still there, always gets it the worst too, for no reason, feel
bad for him but, fucking asshole, is there any more of them?
You know what, fuck this, I'm not even doing the cloud step, it don't matter, it don't
need to happen.
I'm so scared of like fighting this guy and just falling off the cliff, I'm
so terrified of like is it doesn't lock you into the cliff now I'm like
legitimately worried about fighting people up here and then and then build a
bridge anchor he's permanently gone yeah I use cloud step okay you want to know
what happened when I use cloud step chatter we tell you what happened when
I use cloud step chatter okay I cloud step into the fucking into the
oblivion into the of it out here we go again
what the fuck is this thing mushroom guy okay thank God oh my god bro what is
doing like why are you fucking powerful they're not like regular mobs at all all
of a sudden oh shit what heavy attack it's not working just fucking Christ
you know I know how to jump high with the heavy attack chat it just wasn't
working out over there as you guys probably saw but refused to acknowledge.
You missed the box? That's right there where the archer was? Dude, I don't even
care no more honestly. Oh there he is. Dude, I'm so discombobulated you only
have one stance why? Because I like what I like and I don't like what I don't
like. Miller stance is not that good. I'm sorry. I'm a Sigma player. If
If anything, the one stance I should be trying is the thrust one.
Wait, am I out of room here?
What?
I'm out of options.
Oh shit, I almost fell.
Keep looking, bozo?
That way.
Oh, here we fucking go.
Here we go.
Is there an archer on the top of this fucking thing?
Please no.
And that dick again.
I'm going to cook my asshole, dude.
I cooked his asshole.
Let's go.
Light work, baby.
Not even a fucking problem for me.
The goat.
For me, because you're nothing.
Okay, I gotta get to that fucking shrine, holy shit.
Oh my god, thank god.
Thank the lord Jesus Christ, my savior.
Holy shit.
Holy shit, dude.
Holy shit.
Thank Xi Jinping.
Jesus, Lord and mercy, that shit was bad.
What is this?
Wait, why does it automatically clock you out of rest?
All right, there's the boss
Okay, I will jump down. Don't worry. I'll go to the boss hole when charging perfect dodges retain any focus that has been built up
Here you want one fucking?
The lamp was behind me. Where where is it? I didn't see it. Oh
You're almost quick as ass real quick. Oh
Oh fuck
That's crazy
Is this a strong boss?
Or a weak one
Like what are we doing?
Hold on I gotta talk to my brother too
He's like chirping at me
Boss hole? We're going in the boss hole right?
Fight him and figure it out
Okay I gotta pee real quick
I gotta pee I'll be back in a sec
Okay
Is this the boss hole chat?
Oh fuck
should I not fight the boss while this is happening let me go fuck this lamp head
up first all five lamp heads I'm pretty sure last chance for the gambas you know
I use fucking moon roam each town a little moderately increases damage the
next attack on the perfect dodge moderately increases defense I feel
like I use this all the time and I never actually each town levels little
I literally use this all the time and I never actually upgrade it and I think it's good to
upgrade it.
Yeah, they didn't do a good job with this gimmick because like the timer still goes on but
if you go into the store it stops killing you but if you don't go into the store like
it's just like it's kind of a shitty gimmick I'm not gonna lie.
It's like it's an annoying gimmick especially because it doesn't work with the buffer that
you get from.
It doesn't work with the buffer that you get from like not fighting.
I kinda like it lol the attack bubble is great.
No I'm saying like it's just annoying I'm just waiting for it to die out.
Oh it's done.
How do I get down there?
At this point because honestly it's pretty crazy what I'm doing out here like the
shit that I'm doing out here is pretty wild.
I'm the fucking goat, dude. What is it?
Yeppers?
26, Nelpers at 31.
Gouders are still the majority. What the fuck? How is that possible?
I'm waiting for this debuff to end so I can refill my health and then I'm gonna take the spirit.
What? I'm a- I'm a politics frog?
You know what? Fuck it. I'll just take it. Who cares?
I'm a politics frog and I left my laptop open. Should I close it? It's a crazy question.
No, dude, what do you mean? Just keep it going dude. That's a view. I'll take it. We win those you know I
Love that it waited for me to be done with this boss battle. How the fuck do I get out of here?
That's crazy. The chatters are like no, I won't even I won't even leave it open. Fuck you. Oh, this is the
Same spot where the archer was right? Oh
Damn, he's gone. I can just teleport. That's true. What the fuck am I doing? Why am I wasting time with this?
okay so that's one boss down in this area is there another boss on the top
floor how do I get there still scared me still stir me wait what does it say on
the wall it says chat you're very handsome that's what it says gaming
watchers are the best watchers it says the best and brightest in this community
karma for lying go back to the first shrine you can unlock the
produce cells now I think I'm gonna go back to the first shrine and then I'm
gonna upgrade my pot I think I'd cloud step dude I fell off doing cloud step
you still think it's 24% women while you when gaming I think it's more women
when I'm gaming than literally not I think when I'm gaming I have a higher
percentage of female viewership than like normally when there's only 24%
Is this guy a boss?
Oh my god, I don't want to get cooked.
I gotta do this quick.
I'm just a perfect dodge.
Get out of here. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna fight.
Whoever needs to be brought here.
We're going to unlock the doors.
Whichever ones need to be unlocked still.
I think there's one more here, right?
What does this do?
Is this a weapon?
Or Ash's blade?
It's you.
You're still alive.
Who is this guy?
I see you to slain one of my captains and help yourself to break in.
Four loyal captains, not four bewildered souls.
Can you free them from that pain if you truly are destined?
You posed as my trail and tripped us here for a false peace.
And I was foolish enough to fall for his trapments.
I'm not gonna lie, I think the Batman demanders are the cringest people in the chat.
I don't know why, I'm just being really honest.
It annoys the shit out of me when people are always like,
Oh, why would you go play Batman?
Okay, c'mon.
Okay, so we...
I think it's telltale they want, yeah, I mean it's a lot of fun when we do telltale games, but like, you're being fucking annoying, you know, like, I enjoy it too, but, calm down.
Uh, am I missing anything? Am I missing any of the areas that I, uh, didn't unlock here? I don't know.
Not your personal walkthrough guide. Brother, we are literally on Twitch. This is like, 90% of the fun for people. What are you talking about?
What the fuck are you saying? You're in the chat.
Are you okay?
That's a there's a that's the craziest thing. I've heard
That's the first time I've heard a chatter be like, uh, sorry. I will not be back seating
Normally it's the opposite where chatters will be back seating in the annoying way
When there's no need for back seating
The entire this chatter said the underlying premise of which twitch was founded upon is actually completely fraudulent
It's fraught. Oh
Oh, is this gonna be better than the Lambrou?
I need five dude, Jesus Christ.
I wonder if I should just upgrade
the three year old coconut one.
Like, does that make it better?
I'm not gonna get five.
I think I should probably wait, right?
Jade, Lotus, Gord, what the fuck?
Is this good?
He's sitting in the recourse 20 maximum
for a brief moment after slowly recourse 25.
Even upgraded is 36 and the horse is 45% it's not worth it.
Lambru is bait upgrade the regular flask it's much better.
I can't tell if this is better than lambru or not.
It's not you won't use either eventually you will start getting 8-6 legendary gore starting in this chapter.
You can buy and upgrade it.
Oh my lord.
Okay.
I mean I can upgrade.
I can probably upgrade lamb twice right with the Awakened Wyvern if I purchase another one.
I want to answer no back-seeding shut up chatter. Why are you being fucking? I came here because I thought I could upgrade my shit
I need one more Lausia fragrant wine. I'm gonna get that one hold on
I'm gonna buy the Lausia fragrant wine because
Because that is good that is a necessity
Fight, fight, you're not gonna have to gourd, this suits just right.
It's not the gourd, it's the gourd not the drinks, Lamber is the drink you can have.
This gourd and Lamber both.
So I can buy that gourd?
Like, does that do shit?
Your Chinese pronunciation is an ache for me.
The other thing the merchant had was another Awaken Wine Worm which you need to upgrade
your wine.
Yeah, but like...
Drink of it is me earning a drink or two.
It's as low T. I fuck it especially after the upgrade in the medicine
Wait with that Mandarin pronunciation. It's on site when China takes over
Gord only diff if it is it heals your clones. Yeah, I don't care about that
Even attempted fuck this cream what is going on? What is happening? Why are you guys being so mean?
It's like gaming vibes are the absolute best fucking vibes in this chat
I'm constantly perplexed when I see people that get like, they get like weird
alright so it's time to go up on the upper pagoda just like you're going up
on the top of the hour abbreak if you're not subscribed here's a thermal
abbreak now at least it only goes half like it doesn't kill you more than half
of your health so that's good man bat oh cold iron leaves I needed that fuck me
That's great.
Salaam.
Muratilla Yemege tur mek istio vein ibo aksham.
Ne demek ofta maaib yaa?
Ofta emez annei, ofta annei de muratilla tur moaib.
At least that shit's rewarding as hell.
That looks cool.
Enemy?
Enemy.
It's an enemy.
Fuck.
Bad ones.
Oh my god, it's a powerful one.
Oh my god.
Wait, what?
I'm getting fucked out of there.
That's crazy.
Those fucking mushrooms dude.
where'd he go oh shit why can't I fucking oh my god this one's a big boy use
your vessel remember it gives a free stun and damage reduction this chapter
I need my least favorite part of this entire thing I'm not gonna take it. What's the fuck lamp head?
What is the equivalent of light? This is the equivalent of Blight Town for you?
I mean this is some K-Lid ass mission dude every game's got to have one you
know. Oh there it is, that's what I was looking for. Refill baby, refill.
Lamp head sounds like a slur. It really does. Like this is the worst part of the
game it gets better and better after this. I hope. Right now it's pretty fucking
annoying. Even the enemies when they die they don't fucking die. And there's
hella strong ones up here too. And the the three-minute timer thing is
like really fucking annoying. The moment of solace. But it's about to get
really fucking awful and it's oh no wait what the fuck where does this take me
secret spot that was weird arm what let's go easy cheesy baby
light work for me oh wait there's another shrine let's go please don't
fuck me up on the way over there please nothing on the way over there
please I'll take this which way is the shrine is it this way oh thank god oh my
lord am I out of the curse now am I out of the curse chat nope gotta kill boss
maybe follow the law okay everybody shut up okay I know lamp it is a slurry
against the Chinese people wait what really is it actually you made that up
Someone in the chat said that no shot Lamal looking
But like I already ran the three minute abray and I can't tell if he was like fucking around or being for real
I know he was doing a jube chat. I know
What the hell is this thing? Oh my god fucking lost all my goddamn mojo there
And I'm sub I can't there's a eight eight minute cooldown
go down there am I going the right way is this the right way drop down and you
can find the ninth lamp head monkey bro this is not typically accurate wukong
okay give me that easy collated wait why back down there I don't know someone
told me to jump down to get the ninth lamp guy which I'm not not calling the
lamp head because I'm now worried that it is this like it sounds a lot like a
I don't think it is but what is happening? There's not even a fucking
It's not even doing the curse anymore. Oh, here it is. It's coming. I spoke too soon chat
He's here somewhere
There we go
Gotcha, got you bitch
Nine is crazy by the way, I think you're missing one on level two
All right, well then fuck it dude. YOLO. You know what I'm saying like he's not gonna happen
You get a curio immediately if you kill all nine. Is it that fucking good? Like it's that worth XP farm
It's the exploding one one down when the effect reset. Hey fucking. What did I do? Why did I absorb that?
Oh, there was one that I almost killed with the time ran out. Maybe that's the one
So here I see yeah, I am if you're looking if you're doing a cloud strip step fan bill
They give you the same curse when you're in cloud step. I'm not already up the farm one
Okay, then I don't really care. All right. This is the one is this the boss. I assume this is the boss man
All right, should we do the game now or first try?
first try be the
You want to do the game a chat?
All right, get your predictions in
Lampage will disappear if you kill the boss. Yeah, I don't care
I don't think there's blood in this game. Dude. There was literally an entire boss battle in a pool of blood
There's definitely blood in this game for that chatter that's asking
Well I know Mander and Dubb, I'm playing this game for an American audience in the United States of America.
You guys know I'm a goddamn weeb, and I don't do Japanese dubs either.
Accessibility.
What the hell is this?
Playing against demon bosses, you know this.
My biggest weakness is like, Boston came in and tried to talk to me and I was like, what the fuck's going on?
No, I wasn't, I was actually literally about to beat him.
I said I said he was gonna lose and he used me as an excuse to get out of it. It's a signature bad gamer tactic
I know that gamer. Well, they know what the what the view like they know what the health look like
Yeah, but you you gave up you lost control. Okay, but I don't know what to do about that
I'm a doubter
Yeah, Austin clutched it for you guys. What do I what do I I don't know what to do when he goes like full-power mode press a
Okay, good one play defense. There's no defense dumbass. What are you talking about play defense?
Pillar like move away. I don't know also. I didn't before people say oh you should have been
What do you call it? You should have been fucking ready for it or whatever?
You have to remember something okay?
Wind tamer does wind tamer wind tamer works against wind. This is like thunder, isn't it?
I mean this is like shock attacks also. I'm fucking late. God damn it. I gotta go
I hate to do this right here, but you know, sorry to all the fucking
Believers, I'm leaving you but I have to go. I'm late. I'm late to dinner
My fucking brother dude. I have to
Okay, don't forget Austin cook me. I could have fucking beat that boss first try
Austin cook me
Anyway, love you guys see you tomorrow. I'll kill that boss tomorrow easy-peasy. It's a pretty hard boss
This is the first boss that I've encountered that's like I would say almost Elden Ring level
But um yeah a lot of fun. I'll probably do some like side missions and shit on chapter 3 now
We're not now at later. Um Sunday fun day. We'll do it
Not even just hard it's just annoying. No, it's hard. It's not easy
I don't know why I'm using it hard.
There's one link at a time, I think.
Like, only one link can take damage at a time.
It's glowing different than the rest.
No, I don't think so. I think it just means that it's weaker.
Anyway, bye everybody. See you tomorrow. Peace.