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LITENEWS AND FUN MEMES DREAMS DRAMA -- TRYING OUT BEING A FRYCOOK - IRL OVERCOOKED STREAM W/ QT LUD SLIME SAMWITCH FANFAN LATER
08-03-2024 · 8h 35m
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I hope all the boys, girls and enemies are in a fantastic moment because today's
beautiful day today is a wonderful day today is August 3rd, 2024. And I'm a little late.
It's 1140. And I apologize for the tardiness. I apologize for the delay. It's silly Saturday,
baby. It's Saturday. More like Saturday. Yay. It's my friend Claire's birthday. Any
chance you could wish her a happy birthday? Happy birthday, Claire. Did you watch the
my here academia episode. No, it came out last night. I did not. But I give you my updates
as soon as I do watch it everywhere. Anyway, folks, this part of the broadcast where I tell
you a little bit about my personal news about what's going on in the world of a son, Hansel
Navi Piker. Let me tell you a lot is happening in between the time period where I pressed
to stop streaming button and pressed this start streaming button folks we're live we're
alive and I hope everyone's having a fantastic one. Okay. So last night I had some guests
over which was a lot of fun. We open some one piece cards. We open up some one piece
cards. I hope you guys enjoyed it. Some of you I know don't care about one piece.
of you don't care about cards and some of you don't care to see me do anything but politics.
So I feel like people were just like, yeah, this is me and I'm out. But hey, I enjoyed
it. I had a good time. Shouts out to Ray and me young who are participating in that
banger stream. They're great. Um, but yeah, I ended the broadcast and I basically did
nothing literally nothing wash a little bit of kaiju number eight and Ron
literally told you today's world war three and you go fry some burgers yeah
I mean cutie told me it's time to fry some burgers from rally and so Cal
live right now you you be getting any sleeves or case for your nomi card I
think so. Did you relate to the main character on Kaiju number eight? Yes, I do. He also is
old like I am. And also not in shape like I am, but secretly has that dog in him like
I do. So yes, this is AI channel stealing your ship. By the way, what do you mean?
You might want to match today against the fucking Hungarian chick that called her the
devil and a man I love that I love that congratulations to Algeria what's
happening in England what's not happening in England I don't fucking know
that I don't know I don't know what's happening in England but yeah personal
news wise personal news wise I'm fucking I'm fucked up right now I'm so
tired. I went crazy mode on the basketball courts earlier today. I was supposed to, I
was basically supposed to only do, I was supposed to only do like an hour and then get here
on time. Am I breaking ankles? Yeah, I was. But instead, you know, people kept people kept
trickling in. And every time a new person shows up, I'm like, I just have to keep, I just have
to keep balling. Also, yeah, this is exactly what I am. That's why I vibe with it with the show.
I'm 33 which means I'm an old man. I'm an even older man
Yeah, I woke up. I woke up and I bald my fucking face off
And that's it. That's literally it. I didn't do anything else. I just woke up got my cake up bald my face up
33 it is what it is, you know take a shower. There's really not much going on in my life other than that. I
Mean I looked at on the scale
After the after the ball sash, I was definitely dehydrated. I was 224. So that's crazy
When is this toffee and Friedland episodes coming out the stave episode came out
Alrighty, and then they like took it down because YouTube doesn't want a Turk and a Greek to thrive together
But I don't know about Adam Friedland. I've asked a bunch of times
It's your gospel your baby feels will deny you Kai will betray you what does that mean?
Hey king have you seen this yeah I did the third piker brother yes it's weird bro it's weird it's
weird how much is dude this dude at least in this photo like his face looks exactly like mine
it like freaked me out when I saw it but when you see everything else like when you see him
without the head gear and shit like he doesn't look like me but just from this angle
just from this angle with the headgear and shit it looks like if I literally it
looks like my AI face swap but it feels like the AI face swap me with whatever
the Italian goalies face is like I don't know why I've never seen somebody look
like so much like me but not me anyway um did you guys see the guy with a big
old dick who lost because of his cock that was crazy like I don't know if I'm
allowed to show this I guess I can cuz it's like it's literally on TV in the
Olympics but it is like a wild thing bro look at this shit look look at this
my man literally lost because of his dick like that's so funny well like
How do you do that? Like how do you fucking he cleared it with everything but his penis like that's so funny
Monkeys paw curls. Yeah
It's like
It's like what do you do in that situation because like you're getting
Like you're definitely getting laid
after that
But also
Yeah, you lost right like you lost because of your dick
it's one of those like would you would you like to have a fat one but then like and the entire
world knows you got a fat one right but then like your cock is the reason why you lose like
it's one of those words like I don't know I mean I feel like an Olympic medal is more important
you know what I'm saying like maybe I'm crazy but I feel like an Olympic medal is more important
But also like having a big penis is like a lifelong fun thing. You know what I mean? Let me tell you
Not big ups to a small dick King's gold medals all the way if he was a grower he'd win gold. Yeah
Small coggalitas big cocks or savage
Have you seen what's happening in the UK, bro? No, I haven't okay. I don't know what the fuck kind of like far, right?
Islamophobic pogroms. They're doing over there in oil brog land. I don't want to know it's one day
That's a Monday type situation. You know what I mean?
But
Did you make a thong take talk no I
Did not I
Told you I bald this morning
He's gonna get a sponsor from our visa got the meat as a good one. Anyway. All right. Let's blast off. Let's do it
What's, uh, what's the name of your eyeglasses, uh, Warby Parker, dude, dude, dude, dude,
come on.
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cost an Olympic gold. It's like, come on, brother. I don't know. I don't know if it's
good or not. I don't know if it's like appropriate or not. You know what I mean? I don't know
if it's like it's Saturday, um, World War three watch. Uh, what else? Uh, later.
later I'll be larping as a working class fry cook alongside cutie, Ludwig, fanfan, slime,
Well, who else is on the overcooked stream?
QT Ludwig fan fans lime sandwich, right? Who else put the fries in the bag?
Bro
IRL get in now
Lesbians making waves at the Olympics. Oh, you're talking about the Italian ones
That made out in front of Georgia Meloni
Come Georgia Meloni
this you later today we need to talk banned immediately what is this I mean
this isn't like that I thought they were gonna be like fucking up take talk should
be banned hey so this is insane updates my eyes have changed and lot my current
eye my goal I using a clock clip makes my eyes more slanted I do this while
listening to subliminals. This is funny. R CTA transition part two. I'm Emily. I'm R
CTA, which is race change the Asian Japanese and Mexican to American me before me. Now,
wait, race change the American, I guess not race change the Asian is an Asian person
who wants to be American. Like what? It means white, right? R CTA. I thought was
raised change to Asian. I think this is a joke. By the way, this is definitely satire.
Some of those are not satire. This one, I think is satire 812 burgers, bought a gun,
lives in a country music war cowboy hat, moved to Texas of course, kissed my cousin went
fishing, ate a firework. What can make me more American? Please give me stuff to change
about my looks and stuff. That's American. Bye. I'm not going to lie. Most of the
RCT a people are just like white people and shit trying to be Asian
Which is why I thought it was not race change to another but like race change to Asian
Like I thought that's what it was called this whole time and you guys know I've been invested in this space for quite some time
I've been talking about it for a minute, you know
But it's mostly more folks trying to be Asian. Okay? What the fuck?
I've been getting this question a lot so I wanted to just show you guys I use teddy
by kiss and what I do is I literally like hold on I literally cut Sam temple not sandwich
you dingus wait really yo why did nobody in the chat correct me what the fuck that's
embarrassing nois sandwich what is it which what is it bro you're in the event
I hate you guys I hate all you motherfuckers hold on I'm gonna look up
cuties I'm gonna look up cuties thing oh shit wait what wait sandwich is not in
this QD tweeted the lineup. Yo, y'all are leave sandwich in though she's goaded. Yeah,
she is, but also not goaded enough to be a part of this lineup. What the fuck? K on
does. God damn, thank you for the tank of the subs popping the fuck off, dude. We are
not beating the allegations, bro. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. Y'all, y'all did not
correct me at all. Where did I get sandwich from? Stop tweeting and put the fries in the
bag. I will. Sam Temple is producing it. Maybe that's why I thought it was sandwich coming
to, I don't know. Fuck. QT smashed up. Yeah. Boomer to good. This is when Hassan used to
post on his IG stories. The lower was going to be on stream and he never was. Yeah. That's
like my fault. Not at all. Okay, that was entirely that was entirely Ludwig's fault. Because he
would just say like, oh yeah, I'll be on. And then he just never would. So I don't know how
to describe that. I don't know how we chalk that up as a mean problem. Chance not the
rapper. Thank you for the five gift is subs. You know what sandwich might not be there,
But the top of the hour app break will be, because I'm gonna be streaming it, my own POV at least.
What's better than enjoying the frantic co-op of Overcooked with your friends?
Turn it in!
I can't do this, I can't do this, I can't do this.
Grab a plate, grab a plate, grab a plate!
Don't f***ing do that, Stanz! I said to wait for tortilla with rice!
Playing Overcooked in real life.
Cutie Cinderella, Ludwig, Slime, Fanfan, and Hasanabi bring that unbridled chaos
To the real kitchen, with fans playing the part of the real customers, on the 3rd of August, at 4pm PST, and IRL, overcooked.
Diners are advised to be nice to the chefs, particularly Slime, because he will spit in your food. What's better than it?
Yeah, it's not, like, I'm literally gonna be putting the fries in the bag. Okay? I don't know how to make any of this shit.
I don't know how to make any of this shit, but like
Yo, why don't you tweet on your Twitter alt anymore because I don't have Twitter on my phone and
I'm not even logged into my Twitter alt on my fucking PC because like why would I use my alt is
Everyone gonna be streaming is it only a QT channel? No everyone is streaming
Qt wanted everyone's POVs to be represented in it. I don't know why
But I will be streaming it
Uh, I will be streaming it on my channel and family was streaming on hers
I don't know if Ludwig will be streaming it as well. Probably not. He doesn't like doing IRL streams like that, but
But yeah, Qt wanted Qt wanted everybody to stream their own POVs
Don't yell I'm just wondering any policy today. Oh my god
Yes, there will be some policy. Just like let it happen, dude. Let it fucking happen. Let it occur naturally
Y'all fuck up the vibe so hard. Okay
Just wondering sorry. It's like there's it's in the title. I said World War three watch. What do you think World War three is man?
I'm fucking 35 minutes in there's already motherfuckers chirping here. It's crazy. It's crazy. How was how are we like this?
Okay, I'm not even gonna run a three-minute outbreak. I'm gonna run a woman a break now because I'm only 30 minutes in
I just realized you they understand they can also read the news if you're covering fun stuff. I know I know
know, Kai is so cute right now. She is past the fuck out. Did you react and probably supported
gamers? You petition initiative as my goal did. It's petition to create a new log against
publishers destroying games they've already sold to you. You can do it since the US does
nothing about it. That sounds great. I'm on board. But yeah, what's that drink? I see
drink it often. It's a cold brew. But what was I going to say? All right, personal
news is whatever. I mean, that's it. This is what we will be doing. We're going
be doing like a real fry cook situation later like I'm gonna be actually working in the kitchen
and we're gonna be serving food to fans the bike guy is on biker room what if you cooked while
riding a bike can you talk about the bikes the song biker bought some bikes and their wheels
room room bike what's happening y'all are weirdos bro okay anyway let's look at this guy with
the big hog again. Boom! Like what was the commentary from the Olympics people? Like when
they were watching that, because like, you gotta say something, you have to address the
elephant in the room, right? At least the elephant trunk in the room, you know, you
have to. They were clueless, but like they didn't see it in the replay. Also, League
legends legend fager slam this head so hard into a ball wall after a loss of his teammates at the
restrain him apparently look at this look at this shit bro i've been there let me tell you i've
fucking been there dog i've won hundo peeve in there also this is the only way league players
get smarter like this is so that's actually a lot of you don't know this hi uh league player
Anthropologist expert here. It's not funny nor cute. League players only do this when they're
actually stressed, but it actually has a good outcome. Usually they just stop playing League
afterwards and they realize that they're just like much better human beings after all.
I know it's a joke but be kind to the guy he's very stressed about it. I am being kind I'm fucking
I've been there I've been in it I have I've definitely wanted to fucking break my brain on a wall
I'm going to be the first streamer or slash eSport player to get CTE he won insane fans
coming in genuinely what is the context of this video sorry I'm lost we were talking about
overcooked Susie mcduzzi this is one of the greatest league of legends players of all time
Internationally, a massive celebrity. His name is faker. Okay.
I suspect that he was playing league in this competition and got mad
And got so mad that he started slamming his head
I am now making jokes about league of legends, which has a very toxic fan base where people say a lot of slurs
League of legends is also a mobile is a not mobile multiplayer online battle arena
Isn't that what it's called MOBA? I forget what the what the acronym is for but
but it's a MOBA game.
So usually when you play a MOBA game,
it's very frustrating.
MOBA games are built, designed in a way,
I almost said mobile.
MOBA games are designed in a way to make you very mad,
which is why I never play it,
which is why I have actually made a lot of jokes
about League of Legends.
I, many people don't know this,
but was a OG MOBA player, Dota,
defense of the ancients, which is a word warcraft three mod a warcraft three mod that
was the first version of this game was a free mod made by fans. Okay, how bad?
Alaykum selam.
What's up? Yeah, of course. I'm talking about I'm just explaining where you're
going to high five me what the fuck I thought I was I'm just explaining to my
old chatters who don't know anything about e-sports what e-sports is and
don't time no bro there's definitely hella people in my community that don't
know what the fuck e-sports is okay it's frustrating it's it's frustrating
it's shocking but there are definitely a lot of people who like are always like
I am so devoid of the context it's toxic as a moba, but I've probably played 10k games and barely ever
See slurs is shocking. Yeah, we have hella. We have hella boomers in here
Chat literally 80% of you leave when he plays games for the fuck of me. I know I don't know why chat is acting like I am older
And don't know what eSports are. I appreciate when you explain stuff. Yeah
But anyway figures a legendary player. I was just making some jokes
and my kid pause a mobile game and come to dinner he keeps saying no but I don't believe
him okay guys please stop please stop please stop reminding me of how fucking old I am because
you're so goddamn old and I'm so goddamn old as well and it just makes me realize this
is literally like this is just like that realization that I had at the basketball court where
like I used to be the young guy at the basketball court my whole life and then one
One day I was playing against this dude and his son and his son was like 13.
And I was like, all right, well, this dude is on, right?
This is on on status for this dude.
So I asked him his age.
He was my age.
That's when I realized, bro, I'm on and ever since I hung out with the face boys,
like that's been solidified at this point.
You know what I mean?
So it's over.
I'm on status on still got it though.
Look at this, look at this video.
Kay asked what lashes.
I've been getting this question a lot,
so I wanted to just show you guys.
I use a Teddy by Kiss.
And what I do is I literally like, hold on.
I literally cut the last two clusters off
and have like five.
And then I put them like right here,
starting and then go to the end.
But yeah.
Can you have my eighth child, says Ylama?
I hope this helps.
Did you actually say that law?
Yeah, dude.
Just like Elon Musk said, can you have my eighth child?
And Travis Scott said, let me take you to Astro world.
Yeah, that's real.
That's a real comment.
My body took a screenshot on the house and I be one my heart.
The second comment is you.
I'm 38 and I have a 16 year old son and a 15 year old daughter
unxerized up.
Oh my God.
I'm so fucking old.
You should actually comment it on this video.
on this video no I'm good what is this you gotta see this come on bro he has
got to stop showing me that take you was a destroy by Mickey Mouse the fuck is
this
that was that for you I was amazing I mean it was such a strong race you were
already so fast multiple running into 50 so I had to go out fast I'd
in front of me. So I wanted to be in front of them. That's crazy. That's crazy. All right,
dude, is he pack it up, pack it up. Thank God we have basketball, bro. If we lose,
if LeBron loses, I'm calling it quits. I'm denouncing my citizenship. Fuck it.
I'm citizenless. Okay. I'm going to be, I still got the Turkish citizenship. Thank God.
because like what's happening right now I mean we got the most medals normally but
you can't be out here losing on shooting competitions you can't be out here
losing to Minnie Mouse what the hell dude what the hell thank god the gymnast
are carry thank god thank god legote
this crowd is so amazing you're when you're putting your mind to it you know
We got track and field. Yo, isn't that the dude who's like the hot dude, but he's like kind of a dick where he like talks shit about the American team
Or he talks shit about the NBA
No, Elias, but he just got fucking boosted. He just he just got ripped
No, Elias did the classic. No, Elias did the classic
Um
No, no no allows wasn't in the race. No, there was another one not really. He's a qualifiers wasn't oh it was a qualifier
There was um, there was a kid that just like fucking ripped them. I've watched I watched a highlight
You guys must know what I'm talking about. I don't know he didn't talk she was telling the truth
Yeah, y'all are fucking nerds. He did the classic nerd thing
Okay, that is the classic like sports ball as fucking take where it's like the oh the world champions of what?
Like world champions of what do United States of America?
Like you can't call it a world championship when you're not like it's not a world championship and it is such a
Actually as fucking take
It's he's right, but it doesn't matter. It's such a fuck. Oh god, of course this community will be like no
He's right and he should say it
here I'll tell you what that I'll just show you like at least one take talk
that like let me see if I can find like a let me see if I can find like one
take talk that that is like him being like world champion of what and then it
just shows like a highlight really the American team and everyone being like oh
thank you know this USA Puerto Rico game might look insignificant but it
actually has huge value to Team USA on paper it doesn't seem like a
a big deal because Puerto Rico is this is my for you page immediately first
video is basketball here hurts me the most is that I have to watch the NBA
finals and they have world champion on their head world champion of what the
United States I love the US at times but that ain't the world yeah that's what
he said, and I know all of you nerdy ass motherfuckers, all of you nerdy ass motherfuckers love
that shit. Not only is no laws a corn ball, but he also lied. The NBA does not refer to
his champs, the world champions brother had a great opportunity to speak on something real,
but instead decided to hate on something that doesn't even exist. No, it's the same
shit with football. We do this with the NFL too. Don't we? Like he's right. It's
It's just like one of those, he's right, but so annoying. Okay. Yes. Anti-imperialist take
stop, bro. Oh my God. Oh my God. You guys are, you guys are so lame. I'm going to give
all of you fucking wedgies, dude. I swear to God, all of you need to be shoved into
lockers collectively. Okay. All of you, every single person in this chat needs to
or has already been shoved in the lockers collectively. He is, nobody's disputing that
he is, uh, not right. He is correct. America does this shit all the fucking time. Okay.
It's partially because it's partially because America is an imperialist force, but it's
like one of those aspects where you're just always going to sound like a such a
a fucking nerd. All of these best players in the world playing these leaves. That's why
you can say world champion. I know more of us worse than 99% of chat. No, he's not wrong.
It's just a very Reddit take. And of course, every single person in the chat is going
to, every single person in the chat hates Reddit, love shitting on Reddit, but are
so Reddit themselves. Nerd, he literally pulled out Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Yeah. I really
like that. I mean, he's like, look, I think he's he's he's cool. Like I think he is basically
already out. But like that was so fucking nerdy. He just seems like he just seems like
very like I'm right.
On the other hand, team USA is steamrolling their way to the quarterfinals already making
it at this point. But this game was a blessing to team USA because they get to practice
Just like South Sudan pours a scrappy team.
Now they literally have nothing to lose.
So they're just going to try and upset team USA.
And that's what they were doers quarter causing team USA to make an adjustment.
And that's the important part.
Puerto Rico is never going to win the game.
But the fact I love to hear the chat is being on why it's the world series and baseball.
Yeah.
I mean, there is no, I don't think there's an equivalence either.
You white people really stopped saying something was annoying and started saying so
rid of you. Why are you Yakuubi and devil so annoying? Can we have like one thing? Give
me a break. This is like, this is the one fucking thing, dude. Why people are only created when
it comes to being racist. How are you going to sit here and be like, wow, why people invented
a new thing to be creative on that doesn't steal from black people and you're just
going to still be mad. That's crazy. This is the one time. This is the one time. We came
up with something that was creative that wasn't directly stolen from black people and wasn't
like a new way to be incredibly racist. As you know, as you know, as I've talked about
quite a bit. White people are very good at being racist. That's it. Like they use all
of their they've maxed out their creative creative stats on like new ways of figuring
out like exactly what percentage black you are. And coming up with a very weird and
equated term.
I
Make adjustments on the fly it's really good practice for them
Team USA secured the first seed and we're finals on August 6th
anyway, um
Okay, it's not saying that is creative as a stretch. No like everybody has the capacity to be creative
So do white people white people on the other hand use all of their creativity on like different ways of saying
saying, which of your parents in your lineage was black?
That's just it.
Intellectualism equals reddit brain white one, no, no, it's the opposite.
It's like pseudo-intellectualism.
That is like, that was actually a very reddit take.
Kamala headquarters posing unimaginable cringe, uh-oh, I'll debate anytime, any place Trump
then, I'll debate only if I could bring my blanky Trump now.
Headquarters actually had kind of a banger take talk where they did the minus aura shit for JD vans
I'm not gonna lie like whoever whoever posted that take talk. Good job. That was actually not bad like shocking
Shockingly not bad
But other than that
I'm a little worried that like all these dudes who are lame as fuck are constantly saying like the Republicans are weird
Like you shouldn't if you're a politician you shouldn't be like epic posting. Okay, like
I'll do that, you know what I mean? Like you shouldn't be you should you shouldn't flip the
narrative on the rip then become the guys who say the the left or the progressive or the like
like, oh, my opponents are soy. You know what I mean? Oh, what the hell was that? Yo. Hey,
yo. Chill. There was a little baby F. Am I good now? There's the audio still lagging?
Or are we good? What the fuck? What are you doing something to the Internet? What
What the hell the internet is being weird but it could also be because I'm using someone else's server
What the fuck no it says I'm dropping frames on this side though hold on
Yeah, it's like it's effing again no no no Marat it's not Marat's fault. Yeah, it's also maxed out
It's like giving 12k up
What is my output right now? What the fuck is it because of the bit rate?
We crank out the bit rate to high is that what it is fuck?
I don't know what the fuck is going on. This is really annoying. Uh-oh
I'm dropping crazy frames right now
Because it's at like 9k. I need to change my output
Encoder settings. They made me do like 12 up
Can I crank down?
My encoder settings, because I think that's what's cooking me right now.
My upload is, I never do 12 takes.
I'm gonna do 6,000.
Let's see if it fixes it a little bit.
What the fuck?
No, that's not bad.
That's not, bro, it's getting worse.
Real voice.
I can't, I don't know what my, I don't know what I sound like.
like, is it fixed?
Left this audio as usual.
Guys, you need to fucking calm down, okay?
I'm trying to fix it.
We're doing something new.
I am doing something new.
I think that's what it was.
I just cranked down the upload to,
I just cranked it down to 6K,
which is like pretty stable, reliable,
don't need anything more than that.
I think it should be good now
and it should be reliable.
It should be fine to 6K.
So, is it Helium Voice again?
What the fuck is going on?
It's just like coming and going in waves maybe?
Chat, I'm not doing anything! I can't fix it!
Fuck! What the fuck?!
I'm so mad, I'm so mad, I'm so mad, I'm so mad.
Just fucking refresh, I think it's fine.
Is it fine? Can you clip it and send it to me?
Guys, you need to fucking calm down, okay? I'm trying to fix it.
fix it. This is we're doing something new. I am doing
something new. I think that's what it was. I just cranked
down the upload. That's it.
Bro, that doesn't sound that bad. The fuck who cares? I just
cranked it down to 6k, which is like pretty stable, reliable,
don't need anything more than that. I think it should be good
now and it should be reliable. It should be fine. Dude,
you're making it sound like I sound fucking like Ben Shapiro.
It's fine. It's a little bit fucking. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my, wait, what? It's double
worse because it's, oh, because it's, you're not, you're hearing it different. You're hearing it
even worse than me. Cause it's like, oh my God. I don't care. I don't care. Fuck it. Yeah. I'm
going to sound like a fucking chipmunk. If you got an issue, if you got an issue with it,
you can suck my chipmunk as dick. Okay. Let's continue. It's a little baby
be hiccup. Okay, it happens. It fucking happens. It is what it is. Um, but yeah, what was I
talking about before everybody started chirping about my voice? Uh, oh, the JD Vance Tiktok
here. It's actually not bad. This was like, this literally was not bad. This was actually
kind of a decent Tiktok.
J.D. is kissing my ass, he wants my support sucks.
I'm a never-trump guy, I never liked him.
They're waiting for one race, you know, we've endorsed Dr. Oz, we've endorsed J.P., right?
J.D. Mandel.
We're effectively run in this country by a bunch of childless cat-leadies.
Calling you weird, does that hurt your feelings?
How do you feel about that?
Uh, no, not at all, doesn't hurt my feelings.
Hard of the target group are 15 year olds.
It's not just 15 year olds that fuck around with this dude, Gen Z still votes.
It's not bad.
And also this gets in front of millions of people.
If you have a banger TikTok, if you have a banger TikTok,
it gets in front of millions of people.
That's those are the rules.
Okay.
And many people will see it.
And many people will pick up on the fucking context.
So it's not necessarily, it's not necessarily bad.
This is good. I like this. I, I vibe with this. I think this was a good, this was a good move to miss that have stream on audio only.
I thought it's walked a lot on two eggs. Wait, really? It's still fucked.
Also, Gen Z is getting old too, bro. Gen Z is like 26 now. Like the oldest, Gen Z is like 26, 27. Y'all think that shit ain't old.
That's old, bro. That's old. Okay. A lot of people say I'm onk. A lot of people say I'm a boomer.
I'm like a relatively young millennial. Millennials are old as fuck, bro. Like JD Vance is a fucking
millennial, dude. Think about that. JD Vance, who is turning, I believe, what is, is he turning 40?
How old is the oldest millennial? Like oldest millennial? 45. Yeah, 41. 41 million Gen Z are
eligible to vote this year. God damn. God damn 40 year old millennial who were born 1984.
Jesus Christ, bro. Yeah, he turned 40 yesterday. So, you know, we're all cooked. We're all old.
We're all on. This entire community is grown old, too fucking old. It is what it is. We can't do
much about it. Okay. Um, but yeah, what is it? Talk to the people who said abortions are happening
four weeks after babies are born. That's what we're after they're born. You can kill them.
I'm sorry, I gotta take a moment here. You're saying that in California,
you can kill a newborn baby up to four weeks until after it's born.
Yup. That's right, baby. That's right. He's right. And he should say it.
God dang lit towards hiding the truth about baby murder is happening at four weeks after birth.
That would not be an abortion. That would be baby murder. That would literally be what,
well, I guess for Republicans is the same shit. Yeah. God damn Democrats are aborted
Kindergarteners by doing school shootings. It's all Democrats everything's happening because Democrats absolutely that's not true
That is true. That's not true the law in the last year or two. That is not true
That's not need to go do your research hundred percent not true
You need to do you where did you where did you read that be honest news media post birth abortion?
Can you tell me where you read it?
Been a while how many places I can't name them all know. Oh my god
on. Bro, this is like, this right here is the perfect representation of like, do you
really want to be associated with this fucking weirdo? You know what I mean? Like that's just
out of, that is out of control, bro. That's out of control. The Democrats message should
be clear. I think Tim, I think walls did a really good job when he first started
talking about like how the Republicans are weird. It's not just about them being
weird. It's also about the fact that Republican politicians, Republican media is actively
like saying the dumbest, craziest shit of all time as a mechanism of distraction. Okay.
Trying to, oh my god, it's effing and it's a fucked up voice again. I am going, I'm
Brian kill me, I'm Brian kill me, I'm Brian kill me, I'm Brian kill me, I'm Brian kill
me. It's fun. It's just dropping frames. Okay. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Okay. Here's
the thing for the, for the democratic party. If they simply stick to like, Republicans
are rare. Republicans are weird. They're weird. And it's like, it's like a dude, like Josh
Shapiro or a dude, like even Andy Bashar, right? Like these are not exactly charismatic
individuals themselves, right? They're just politicians. So if they just keep saying like,
Oh, they're weird. They're weird. This shit's going to get stale super quick. You're lame as
fuck too. You have to redirect the conversation back to like kitchen table issues. Okay. Hit
him at the pocketbook. Be like, we want to feed children. They want to keep talking
about baby dick. That's weird as fuck. Okay. They're talking about children's genitals.
We just want to give you free fucking lunch and breakfast
In your schools, you know what I mean
We want to expand child tax credits because it's unaffordable to have a child in this country
JD vans and the republican party on the other hand are talking about how like we need to tax people
Who are not having children and that women should be baby incubators. That's weird as fuck
Okay
Like if they just stick to, oh, they're weird. Oh, they're weird. Oh, they're weird over and over again without like,
you know, without redirecting the message to kitchen table issues and what you are going to do and why you are not weird,
you know, you can find yourself teetering on the edge of like,
maybe not a lead ism,
but you don't ever want, you don't ever want to be like Hillary Clinton being like, oh, they're deplorables, right?
like you don't want that. You need to make sure that people understand people living in the suburbs
and whatnot that like here are the things that we stand for. These guys are crazy. They want to just
like they want to do penis inspection day. You know what I mean? They want to do penis inspection
day in high schools. That's gross. That's pedophilic. What the fuck are we doing?
They keep saying all gay people are pedophiles and then they're the ones who are like, but we have to do penis inspection day at school. That's odd as fuck. Nobody asked for this. Ain't nobody asked for penis inspection day. That's not a thing that people ask for. And yet, and yet, that's what the Republican party is offering. That's the only thing that they're offering.
That's crazy. That's gross. And they're also simultaneously stopping at the federal level,
at the federal legislative level, they're stopping the expansion of child tax credits. Okay.
That is what they need to do. And by the way, everything that you're dropping is horrible,
bro, don't listen to this. Okay, this sucks. I don't know. It's not showing on my end is
like a major problem. But everyone is saying it's f-ing. Extreme F, next frame, lag. Actually
bad now. It's not showing on my end. I don't know what's going on. I don't know. It's
started for a moment. Chad is understand what F means. It's temporary. Just keep
talking bro jesus christ restart stream to change bit rate no i'm not gonna fucking restart stream big
dog i don't know i don't know how you man shut the fuck up that's not how this works bro what the
fuck holy shit the stuttering is consistent though that's the issue you can try changing the
preset something lower than what the fuck I am using a different server for the
first time ever okay I'm using QT Cinderella's own server so that we can
actually you can try changing the piece oh okay here let's see maybe preset slow
good quality. This might, this might hiccup a little bit, but then I think it might, let's see. I am using something different. I'm using a different server. I am streaming, I am streaming to cutie Cinderella server.
Okay, so because of that reason, there's like some hiccups on my end.
Because like I'm, I am pumping my feed into QT server because we're going to do a hotswap.
And in order for that hotswap to, in order for the hotswap to work, in order for that
the horsewap to work when we get to when I get to like the actual place where I am
doing yes blame the woman no dude it has nothing to do with cutie being a woman
shut the fuck up it's not that cutie server is ass or anything I think it
should be fine now I just lowered another thing it literally started for
two seconds of chat to rail again I don't think it's just two seconds
there's no way there's like there were a lot of people going crazy over it
But yeah, I think it's fine now. It should be fine now.
Um, anyway, what's up?
No, it's not a secret. I'm, uh, I'm going to be going and working at like an actual restaurant
where we're going to be feeding fans that come to the restaurant.
Yeah, you can come and be a patron. Yeah.
Burgers.
No, I'm not like, I don't think, I mean, we'll see. I think some people will be serving burgers.
Some people will be cutting stuff up.
So like it's it's like overcooked. It's a video game overcooked
Where you like have customers come into the restaurant and you're like quickly trying to you have like a limited menu
And the menu keeps growing and growing. Yeah, it's the one with the top view. Yeah
Anyway, um, yeah, you can come you can pull up. Anyway, um
I'm yeah, I'm literally gonna put the fries in the bag. Yeah, that's my job
My job is going to be putting the fries in the bag. Oh
Hell no food poisoning incoming
Yeah rich people cosplaying is poor is that's what we're doing this specifically because we want to make fun of the working poor
And not because it's like a fun content idea
It's because
That's the goal the goal is to make fun of the working class
Hoss, I am losing you for literally 1 30th of a second once a minute. It's fine
Qt says she's using veggie patties to avoid food poisoning. Oh, you anyway
Talk about the best club in the world bitch dash 5-0 against gull at the side of you. I'm gonna claim I'm gonna claim no
The error that's happening actual place
Where I am doing yet. Let's blame the woman. No, dude. It has nothing to do with cutie being a one
That's it the actual place. That's it
That's what y'all are fucking chirping about
It's like a micro stutter dude
That's why you guys were spamming F's
Chats chat is like, this is my personal nine 11 when it's just okay. All right. You don't
think watching ever 10 minutes is annoying. Paul. Okay. Wait, do you all have food handler
permits? I don't think so. I don't know. I don't think we're like feeding. I don't
think we're doing something that's like for monetary gain. Okay. We're done. We're
don't have in this football. Um, you're not going to last 10 minutes in a kitchen. Yeah,
I know. That's the whole point. Anyway, but yeah, is a fuck. I don't fucking know. I can't
tell the chess like over under 45 yes chefs from slime today. I'm going to be the chef
in my face off too. But what the fuck we were talking about. Oh yeah, what the Democrats
should do, what the Democrats should do in my honest opinion, in my humble opinion, is
not just to say Republicans are weird, Republicans are weird, and then just keep saying that
over and over again, and just let it sit with that until it becomes annoying, which
it's like at the precipice of already, okay? And instead, talk about all the things that
that they want to do, that the Republicans are blocking as well, okay? That's what they
should do.
Bernie says, calling Republicans weird is not my cup of tea. 60% of people are living
paycheck to paycheck. We have to focus on issues, phasing where people are. Is Donald
Trump weird? Is his behavior weird? Yeah, we've known that for the last many years.
Yeah, I mean, he's doing what I'm saying. This is from a couple days ago, but this
This is exactly what I mean. Yeah, he is weird. And people that are like trying to fucking
take away your, like the way to address the way to address shit in the past for the, for
the Democratic Party and the Republican Party, but especially the Roligan party was never
to like openly state your weird desires of like controlling women, right? It used
to be that you could just like point to things and try to make it seem like you have common
sense opinions. Having said that, however, nowadays, nowadays, you're just like, you're
out of control. Like JD Vance going, I think it's pretty weird for adults to sterilize little
kids by giving them hormone therapy. I don't come here as this agrees with me on this
and considers to be totally normal. Ben doesn't understand that that is also fucking weird
behavior. Okay, why are your right arm got a scratch? This is not a scratch. It's a, it's when you lose weight and gain weight fast. Okay. It's, it's not a scratch. It's like hyper
stretch mark. Thank you. Hyper focusing on this shit. Hyper focusing on this shit is odd is odd behavior, which is funny, because Ben himself, literally
recognizes that and personally said where the fuck is it personally had a tweet that was a bit of a
banger I'm afraid where he was a couple days ago talking about you know the the he posted a meme
basically talking about like questioning Kamala Harris being black being stupid does anyone have
that meme I'm like scrolling but this motherfucker tweets so goddamn much it's impossible to find
the actual tweet holy shit dude I've been scrolling for like an hour at this
point please oh my god I can't find the tweet it's the it's the car tweet oh my
god he tweets so much oh my god he never stops tweeting oh here it is
Bechampiro attack Kamala's record lies in radicalism is she really black so
he's making fun of the Republican Party here right he's making fun of the
Republican Party saying like Kamala Harris is not black. He's saying that that's a stupid thing to do,
right? I don't know, guys. I just think that maybe laying 24-4 election might be more important
than having this silly and meaningless conversation. So this right here is actually not the worst
take. This right here is actually not the worst take. If you're a Republican and you want the
Republican Party to win, like this is a smart take. It also shows that you understand that
people do not respond positively to consistently, people do not respond positively to you consistently
saying like the dumbest craziest things on the planet, except he immediately reads with Jake
Paul right after this is sickening. This is a travesty. It doesn't matter where you believe
this is wrong and dangerous. So like, bro, how can you on the one hand recognize that?
that. Well, on the other hand, you're doing the thing. You didn't even, there was no breathing
room between these two moments. Do you understand what I'm saying? When I constantly tell you
Republicans can't behave in a normal fashion. Republicans can't help themselves because
this was not a good moment for the Republicans and the conservatives on the timeline. Okay?
It was not.
It was not a good moment for them.
And it's odd that he was like, yeah, just, you know, be racist in the normal way and not
in this way where it's like so obvious and don't be fucking weirdos about Kamala being
like black.
And then you turn around and you're like, also this cis woman is actually trans and
a man secretly, like there's no breathing room between these two tags like fundamentally
You're not wrong on this issue. This is what is going to inevitably make or break this election cycle, but then you literally dialed down or sorry dialed up. You you immediately dial up the fucking transphobia narrative.
And you look like a jackass. Like this is supposed to be the most like fact-based, logical, intellectual
glatter of the Republican Party. And it's at the heart of the problem that many Republicans
are experiencing, which is that they cannot help themselves, okay? They can't. They just
keep leaning into their worst fucking, they, they keep leaning into their worst behaviors.
They keep leaning into like the, the, the silliest, weirdest, grossest way that you
can appear. There's another Shapiro moment, but this time from Josh Shapiro, we're going
to move on to the veep steak stuff in a second. Um, but, uh, speaking of the, uh,
Algerian boxer
As you guys recall yesterday
We covered this extensively the Hungarian boxer that the Algerian boxer in Mon Calif was
Going to fight today was posting about how she's a demon and how she's actually a man and all this like crazy shit on her
Instagram like read reposting
People saying some of the wildest fucking shit. Well, Emon packed her ass up. Okay
What is this one like get the fuck out of here she packed their ass up it was
Pac watch you know why are you why are you shaking hands yesterday you were
fucking why are you why are you shaking hands yesterday you were calling her a
demon and a man a male demon what happened imagine attacking your opponent's
humanity before a fight you're giving them so much reason to destroy you
That's one of the craziest things is that like this person can legally beat the fucking doors off of you
And you're over here like leaning into calling her a man and shit when everyone else by the way
This is you're posting way too much
You shouldn't be posting this much like I'm not I'm not exactly an Olympic boxing coach or whatever right?
I don't really understand combat sports all too. Well, I am a casual
casual enjoyer of of combat sports in general. But I suspect that if my Olympic athlete is
posting this much right before her fucking fight, specifically posting about how her opponent
is a man and how her opponent is the devil and how and using like racially charged Hungarian
words specifically that Nazis use and saying this is the girl who's fighting the male boxer
tomorrow. That's what she reposted. Like probably not the smartest thing to do leading up to
your fucking fight. You should have probably been hitting, hitting the weights. You know
what I mean? You should have been probably hitting the bag. You should be doing anything
but this honestly. Like why are you fucking training in the IG arena instead of the
the fucking actual arena, dumb as fuck. What is this? They mess with the Petties people
ever and now you have a national TV channel mocking you. Riley Gaines is still mad. A deserving
woman's Olympic medal guaranteed to go to a male. This should, well this photo should
haunt IOC media. This bro, she's still posting through it. She's like, yo, if I keep, if
If I keep posting about how like this woman is actually a man, maybe, maybe people will
believe me, but I mean, look, this time she only got 5,000 likes, you know what I mean?
It's like slowly, but surely people I feel slowly, but surely I think people are just
going, yeah, okay, shut the fuck up, big dog, come on.
It's just additionally ironic coming from Riley fucking gains, dude.
like you have broad ass shoulders girl what the hell like what do you mean like
you're fucking brolic to dumbass it's not like you're a dainty little girl like
why the fuck are you the one who is you should be the last person talking about
like all like women aren't actually women you know what I mean you literally
should be the last person on that lineup you should be on the other side
Being like no bro like women are still women like we should be not doing this
This is crazy, but it just doesn't make any fucking sense, dude
It doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Don't
Kill it. I don't care if my voice is getting weird. I don't care if my voice is fucking sounded like it's fucking robotic for a brief moment
I don't know what's happening
Don't do it just enjoy the show
Here's the Iman Khalif interview post-fight. I've been boxing for years in the International
Boxing Association, which is committed in injustice towards me, but I have Allah by my side.
Allah, as she says.
I'm still posting. If this is a biological female, I'm a biological arduark.
or how are you gonna still keep posting this man how it just I mean dude this
this literally yo this is just like a way to shit on a woman that's it there's
nothing else going on here right like we understand all right like there is no
this is that's it that's just all this is it's being done under the auspices of
like supposedly defending women but it's not about defending women like you're
shitting on a woman you're you're being transphobic you're shitting on a woman
um you're shitting on a cis woman like you're just shitting on a cis woman like
you're not even achieving the goal that you claim that you're achieving they've
completely dropped that and it doesn't and once again it's like dude I'm a
man, Pierce, you're supposed to be a man. If we can have that level of variety in our sex,
then like it's understandable that women have that as well. You feel me?
Like I don't really understand why all of these like incredibly oftentimes effete men who do not
subscribe to the traditional like rigid understanding of gender norms are fucking running around
and being like, yeah, women can't be brolic actually, like they should be dainty. And it's
like, bro, bitch, you're dainty. You know what I mean? You're dainty as fuck. You're
dainty as a motherfucker. Shut up. You're British. Like what are we talking about?
It's very frustrating. They're running of sketch post as defense now.
Fuming Pierce Morgan is forced to deny the home alone to pigeon lady for a third year in the
row. But fans aren't convinced. Oh, fuming Pierce Morgan is forced to deny he is home
alone to his pigeon lady for a third year in the row. But fans aren't convinced. He's
telling the truth. What are we doing, man? The fuck are we doing?
The irony of course with all of this discourse is that it proves that gent, sorry, I just,
oh my God.
No, I, I'm getting a bunch of, I'm getting a bunch of fucking text messages about irrelevant
shit.
Okay.
Sorry.
I'm just, my country is falling apart because of these jobless races.
Yeah.
Next time you go on a show, ask him if he's hiding bird seeds in his pocket.
Sure.
You keep saying hog what the fuck does it mean because I know you ain't talking about the animal hogs
This guy had a great take. Oh here we go
24 hours
And I couldn't say no. What would we do? Thank you, Michael
If you could have me for 24 hours. Thank you Michael for finding another incredible
hick-tock or
Shatters hogs are
are, hogs are conservatives, reactionaries. They come in all shapes and sizes. They're
global. They're a global phenomena. They are all around us. And yeah, they're just right
wingers. And they're in every country. Like Pierce Morgan is a hog for the British, he's
a British hog. That's it. It just means like reactionary. It's a term that I use
in this community, especially because like a lot of hogs, a lot of hogs love squealing
like porcupine little piglets.
What is this guy saying?
The majority of likely Democratic voters care more about saving our own country's democracy
more than saving Gaza.
I'm sorry, but it's the truth.
I do not support genocide, but we have to take care of our own problems first.
Nate Silver's model says Democrats have a 94% chance of winning the White House.
We win Pennsylvania.
Shapiro is beloved in Pennsylvania. Is the clear logical choice to stop Trump? Yeah, dude. I don't think you care about genocide
I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna keep it above 50
Like thank you for this take though. Um, I think Josh Shapiro has weaknesses beyond
like Israel stuff for the record
But it's cool that you think that that is like the most, you know
It's not like the only thing wrong Shapiro is pro-genesis. Yeah, literally like
Like most of the governors in general, most of the governors are Zionists of different
flavors, right?
That's not necessarily the biggest issue.
Even though that is a major issue, even for the reelection chances of Kamala Harris in
specific states, having said that, however, Josh Spear has a lot of other problems.
I mean, he has a one year as a governor, like not a significant amount of experience.
Okay.
He doesn't have a significant amount of experience, but most importantly, most importantly, I
think that there's a shit ton.
There's a mountain of oppo that is going to come out and the VP pick is not supposed
to actually harm the P, right?
And Josh Shapiro has a lot of oppo from his, from his career, more so than other candidates.
That's number one. Number two, I think the, the major problem with Josh Shapiro, something
that I've talked about quite a bit is the fact that he was in favor of voucher programs
and pushed for a right wing.
He pushed for a right wing bill from the Republicans in his own state legislature
in terms of taking away funds from public schools and giving them to private schools, charter schools.
So that, in and of itself, is an anti-union agenda. That in and of itself will actually
completely cook the common ticket in terms of the way that people calculate, in terms of the way
that teachers look and teachers' unions look at the ticket. There is no way, there is no way to
square that circle, okay? You just can't. It is definitely a really, it's a red line for me,
specifically, in terms of, in terms of the way I calculate it. And same thing for Mark Kelly as
well. I think Mark Kelly being anti-proact would, I mean, it does legitimately, does legitimately
I mean, take him out of the, the V steaks in my opinion, but those are, those are significant
factors that I need to consider.
Jank agrees with my viewpoint, brother, that's so funny.
I don't know if you know this, but I disagree with Jank on quite a bit.
So using that as a, using that in here as a way to like defend your position or solidify
fire position is the funniest thing you can do. Um, yeah, no, I, I think that that's great.
I'm glad that jank agrees with you. Yeah. Also, here's how he responded to the, uh, to the,
to the Philly inquire article, which I thought was crazy. Okay. Here's Prem's take on
it.
Shapiro shrugs to the 20 year old calling 20 year old him calling the palsy people
to battle minded and then compares 20 year olds today saying palsy needs deserve
to exist to the KKK. Worse, no aura, worse way to fucking deal with this issue, doubling
down on like the anti-genocide protesters and saying that they're fucking KKK.
Can you kind of just talk about that evolution?
Something I wrote when I was 20, is that what you're talking about? I was 20. Look, I
have said- That part is fine, being like I was 20. That's fine, you're right. You're
right to say that, right? Except you can't fucking turn around and be like, and I still
believe some of the things that I believed back then. You know what I mean? The goal
here is to distance yourself from the takes that you made when you were 20 years old.
The goal is not to double down on certain aspects of the takes you made when you
you were 20 years old. Okay? Because the stuff that you wrote when you were 20 is objectionable.
It's like unconscionable. You're like saying Palestinians are barbaric racists who have
no other way who cannot be dealt with in a normal way and they can only be dealt with
in a violent way. I don't care if my voice is changing. I have to fucking keep going
through it and you have to deal with it I I I just I hate I hate that everybody
fucking loses their mind I don't know why it's fucking up and by the time I read
the dumbass chats my voice probably changes back to normal again there's
just some issues okay please just enjoy it enjoy it as long as it's not like
genuinely stopping the stream that in his tracks like as long as it's not
like a like a stream ending f please just huh i'm so sad from what i understand it doesn't even
dramatically change my voice that much either it's just like a minor like a one octave difference
but then we just sit there and talk about it yeah as i was saying your goal here your goal
here is to is to distance yourself from those takes not double down on certain aspects of
of those takes to be like, yeah, some of those opinions that I had, please, some of those
opinions that I had when I was 20 years old, please, please associate, please associate
me with those takes. That's stupid as fuck to do. Big L bad instincts. Okay. It's like,
it's like thinking that there's not going to be a three minute average at the top of
the hour. You know, when there is one, you're, you're, he's not fumbling his chances. By the
way, I don't think that I don't think Kamala Harris gives a shit about his like overt defense
and stuff like this. Anyway, you should defend yourself against the top of the hour abbreak
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that has a helium voice.
Use it there in an outbreak now.
For years, years, long before October 7th,
that I favor a two-state solution.
Israelis and Palestinians living peacefully side by side,
being able to determine their own futures
and their own destinies,
being able to work as they want
and worship as they want
and understand the power of living peacefully
side by side and how that will lift up both parties in this or both sides of this conversation.
This is obviously a very challenging situation and has been for hundreds if not thousands
of years. It is my hope that we can see it. Bro, what? It's been a challenging situation
for thousands of years. Uh oh. Today, where peaceful rain in the Middle East, where there
There will be a two-state solution where all leaders involved in the conversations will
respect the other side and show a willingness to make the hard choices to find peace.
And I hope that the U.S. government will always be a partner in peace and trying to find a
path forward in the Middle East.
Shapiro Shrugs is a 20-year-old calling him the positive people to battle mine and
then compares 20-year-olds today saying positive needs deserve to exist to the
KKK.
Wait, that's not what this
Where did he where did he compare him to the KKK again, he did that before but he didn't say here
He's fully side-by-side and how that will lift up both parties in this or both sides of this conversation
I don't think he means before
No, I know that's what he said. I know that's what he said before but he didn't reiterate that here
Unless he like said it in the in the fucking thread and I'm missing it somehow
I don't think he said that here
All turns to you that Shapiro doesn't really apologize for what he wrote of course people evolve and change
We ought to embrace that but doesn't seem like too many other groups of people
You could write such a thing about and not at least momentarily express remorse for it
Yeah, if Shapiro if Josh Shapiro wrote what he wrote about black people
He would be look he would be one disqualified right completely like if in college
At the age of 20, if you wrote that about black people, like if you said black people are barbaric, like they got violent, they got violence in their blood, okay, it's over.
There's no way it's done, right? That's just the truth. Islamophobia, like white supremacy is baked in to the core of American politics.
So there are way more, um, there are, there are way, like, there are different ways of
being white supremacists without openly saying it. Whereas like Islamophobia still, which is
literally tied to white supremacy as well, is oftentimes incredibly acceptable. Like it is
just seen as like broadly acceptable. You can, you straight up can just say unhinged
shit about Arabs, Muslims, Palestinians. No, you can say whatever you want about black people,
stop it at American politics. What's going on here? A democratic VP writing in a college paper
about black people having violent blood in the same, using the same terms that he wrote
about Palestinians. If he wrote that and instead of palestinians, he said, as a democratic vice
president, he wrote that about black people. He would be disqualified immediately. You're
out of your fucking mind. Yo, like it's just funny because like this doesn't mean this doesn't
mean that like, like I said, white supremacy, specifically anti black white supremacy is
baked into the core of American identity. So there are, there are so many more like
advanced dog whistles that you can engage in. But when you take those dog whistles
and just drop those dog whistles and immediately just say like, you know,
shit like that, about black people, everybody understands that that's races, and for the
Democratic Party that's completely a non-starter. Okay? Joe Biden is literally a segregationist.
What the fuck are you on about? I know. I know. That's why I'm saying that it is not even
remotely acceptable. And there are still many ways in which people talk about black people
like that. Okay. Hillary and Joe Biden in different parts of their, uh, around the same time as
a matter of fact, when he was writing this about Palestinians, literally fucking said
black people are super predators. Okay. They apologized for it. Not to say that this
in and of itself was not acceptable back then. You know what my take is, but now they don't
double down on it. They fucking, they openly would never, ever in a million years, it brought
to question, it brought to daylight. Now, their opinions back then, what do they say?
They say, oh my God, I'm, you know, my, my opinions have changed since then. I'm
simply stating that that level of overt racism would be considered unacceptable if revealed
now, even if it was back then, if revealed now, would be considered unacceptable, and
he would absolutely, he would absolutely just not even be a part of the Veepstakes.
When the fuck did Hillary apologize, oh my God, you don't need to do this anti-black
false equivalence right now. If you think that Hillary Clinton playing a role and not
just Hillary Clinton, but Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden playing a role in the Obama
Cabinet in meaningful ways was not for the Americans to see like from their perspective
was not enough for the Americans, including black voters to see that they're like cool
with black people now and different from what they used to think back then, then you
You don't really look at the tea leaves well enough. Okay. I'm not saying that people don't
get away with saying anti-black shit all the time. The Democratic party still does this.
Okay. What I'm simply stating is being overtly white supremacists like that against black
people is especially for like someone who's not supposed to look bad on and has a has
a microscope on their behavior right now because they are being brought into question as a
vice presidential nominee, they can't fucking, there's no way that that would be appropriate.
It would just be completely a non-starter. Okay? You can say unhinged ass shit about
Muslims, Arabs, whatnot, and never even apologize for it. Okay? In a way where
like although white anti-black white supremacy is like a part of everyday
existence people can use that everyday existence to basically point the things
in the way that they are and be white supremacist anti-black white supremacist
without openly saying it okay it's not worth comparing it's not worth
comparing black with the Arabs honestly no that's not what I'm doing this
This goes to the heart of what I say all the time, okay?
For example, Republicans used to just point to things, right?
They could just say, we need more policing in certain communities.
Nowadays, Republicans say black people are genetically inferior because of their skulls,
and that is off-putting, okay?
That's off-putting to even other Republicans who are themselves races.
This is something I talk about all the time, the permissibility of certain levels of racist sentiment versus unacceptable levels of like nerdy-ass racism.
It's the, it's basically the, yeah, it's the Lee Atwater shit.
It's the Lee Atwater quote about dog whistles.
As a Democrat, you can't fucking run your mouth and, and, you know, say that black people are inherently barbaric or whatever the fuck, okay?
Even Republican politicians to a certain degree do say shit like that, still, obviously, but they get punished for it.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
This is, this is what I've been talking about for the past couple of months.
non-stop. You have to use dog whistles, but in the Trump era, in the Trump era, it has gotten
completely out of control. Also, another aspect of this that needs to be reminded to people is that
like overt levels of transphobia and overt levels of Islamophobia, like openly being like
trans people are mentally ill and must be dealt with, must be killed, right?
Does not read to a broader audience as like unimaginably radical shit in the same way
that if you said that about black people in a white supremacist country, that would
be like everybody knows what the fuck this guy is saying.
You see what I mean, do you understand?
But anti-black racism will always be at the heart of American, will be at the heart of
like American existence.
And for that reason, there are significantly more complex and convoluted ways in which
you can be anti-black because it's a part of like everyday existence in really meaningful
ways.
You can just point to the systems that are anti-black and reinforced said systems, and
it gets the job done.
And many people understand exactly what you're saying, and they can tap in and go, that's
right.
I agree with that guy without openly saying the N word.
That's why people say DEI.
You understand what I mean by this?
Like the entire principle of just saying DEI, like saying CRT, saying DEI, saying
woke saying affirmative action pic is literally that it's reinforcing that
ideology it's reinforcing the idea that like black and brown people but
specifically black people are inferior and do not deserve their position but
there is a there are multiple layers to it in the same way that people just
go Muslims or terrorists like there isn't that level of complexity
associated with it. This does not mean that like anti-blackness is not at the
heart of American identity. Of course it is. It's just different. Do you get it? Do
you understand what I'm trying to say? Because anti-blackness is so at the heart
of American identity that like you know you can say incredibly anti-black
it without actually openly saying the n-word, right? But when you do actually openly say the n-word,
then there's a negative consequence to it. People go, oh, whoa, whoa, chill. One thing that I've always
stressed is that, and this is something that you cannot forget, okay? One thing that I always say
way is that the one-drop rule in whiteness is a political construct, which means proximity
to power being a part of the in-group, was always designed to purposely exclude one group
and one group only, black people. Everyone in a long enough timeline, depending on demographic
patterns, depending on migration patterns, have been swept under the whiteness umbrella,
except for one group of people that will never be swept under the whiteness umbrella, and
that is black people. Okay? Because at the heart of American existence, the core, like
at our very core, it's anti-black. Okay? And because of that, there are so many complex
ways in which you can be anti-black, but when you actually drop the complexities and just
openly say anti-black shit, you will get punished for it.
Because everybody understands like, oh, that's like a little bit unacceptable.
By other races, mind you, by other people who also literally share similar values and
similar opinions, okay?
That's simply what I'm saying.
where when it comes down to it for transphobia and and um and you know anti like Islamophobia anti
Arab sentiment like you don't need those fucking dog was just straight up say it you just rip it you
let it rip and you don't get punished for it at all that's why you got even Ben Shapiro exactly
saying don't question Kamala Harris' blackness like that's weird and gross while also ripping off
like the most transphobic sentiment like in the same exact mo in the same exact breath. He's like
yeah guys come on be transphobic like openly but don't don't you be like openly raises
holy shit JD Vance's favorables net favorability minus 24 still underwater so
I hope people do not misunderstand me I have never and will never say that anti-blackness
is not like the number one type of bigotry. It's indigenous genocide and it is a justification
of white supremacists, anti-black chattel slavery. Those are the two formative concepts
that created American society and many aspects of that attitude still in a very resilient
manner, still very much, very much are a part of a part of how we operate. One aspect of
the Shapiro thing that will be really fucking annoying will be that like Josh Shapiro constantly
being considered. Josh Piro constantly being talked about through the lens of anti-Semitism
will change the conversation away from how shitty Republicans are to how the left flank of the party
is actually hating Jews over and over again. It shows the vision. It is silly as fuck.
you're just like reorienting you're just you're just reshifting people's
priorities back to like Democratic Party in fighting which is so stupid what a
massive fucking flub that is I can't think of anything dumber than this but as
I've said time and time again the major pro here is Pennsylvania's a Muslim
state for the Democrats if they want to win and Josh Shapiro will carry
Pennsylvania. That's it. You understand me? That's it. At first, pulls out of the ABC debate and
now laying the groundwork to not debate at all. Trump now suggests he won't debate Harris after
he backed out of ABC if she doesn't agree to the Fox debate he proposed. Kamala Harris doesn't have
the mental capacity to do a real debate against me scheduled for September 4th in Pennsylvania.
She's afraid to do it because there's no way she can justify our corrupt and open borders
and environmental destruction of our country, the Afghanistan embarrassment, runaway inflation,
terrible economy, high interest rates in taxes, and her years long fight to stop the words,
Merry Christmas. I disagree. Harris can win pen without Shapiro. I agree. I never said
Kamala Harris can't win Pennsylvania without Josh Shapiro. I'm simply stating that if they want
to make, if they want to make like a scared choice because they think like, oh, I don't
even want to try Pennsylvania. I want to have it, I want to have it on lock. That is, that is what
they will do. I mean, this right here, the current pollings as they stand showing that the national
pollings showing Harris up 1.5%, Harris up in Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Nevada,
Nevada, Nevada being even Georgia with a one point plus for Trump, North Carolina with
a 1.3 for Trump and Arizona with Trump at two point Arizona with two points shows if
Pennsylvania is carried by Harris without even Josh Shapiro is a lock.
Just winning Michigan, Wisconsin and PA gives her exactly 270.
This is still within a margin of error though, right?
still pretty much a toss-up at this point. Yes, but you have to remember something. Okay,
you have to remember something. That's, this is, you have to look at the trends at this
point. When the, when the Democrats under Biden tried to say, look at the trends, look
at the trends, look at the trends, the trends didn't actually show what they thought it
showed. The trends were showing that Biden was underwater and getting worse by the
moment. Okay. Whereas trends on this have completely changed direction. You feel me? I'm doing politics.
I'm doing a little, I'm going to do a little bit of fun in a second. My food is about to
be here. Keep reading. He says he won't debate at all. If she doesn't show up for Fox news.
Yeah. He needs to be, he needs to be a hand carried. Look, I've agreed with a Fox news
debate with Kamala Harris on Wednesday, September 4th. The debate was previously scheduled
against Sleepy Joe Biden on ABC, but has been terminated and that Biden will no longer be a
participant and I'm in litigation against ABC Network and George Slopodopoulos. Thereby creating
a conflict of interest, the Fox News debate will be held in the great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
at a site in an area to be determined. The moderators of the debate will be Brett Baer and
Martha McCallum and the rules will be similar to the rules of my debate with Sleepy Joe,
who has been treated horribly by his party, but with an arena with a full arena audience.
So he is saying that he doesn't he doesn't want to do the ABC debate any longer. He will only do a Fox News debate
I'll see her on September 4th or I won't see her at all
She is acknowledged to be the worst vice president history which works very nicely against the worst president Kierke Joe Biden
The combination of these two low IQ individuals have destroyed our country, but we will make America great again
Your boy did it again. Oh he did it live. Holy shit, dude
What a freak he is I
Think it's insane. I
Think it's insane that he was able to do this twice in a fucking row. I cannot I cannot
Understand how much of a fucking freak athlete he is like
Looks fake. How is it fake?
It's live
He just did it. He did it live. I
I just don't understand how those cars picked up that much speed and then stopped like that's the only thing
I don't get
Dude, look at this
You remember Kobe Bryant faked this for this is I show speed come on
He's a streamer
You know I was me. Oh, you probably also look the Franco video
Bro, he did it with the fucking foam with the farm runners like I can't I can't I don't know
know, I don't understand how he's able to do this. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's like,
honestly, maybe it's, it's just, it might be the camera lens making it seem like it's
closer. The other streamer drama, what is this? Confirm excuse me, meeting Donald Trump
with Aiden Ross. That's awesome. Are we still disputing this? Are we still saying
this is fake? Is that what we're doing? I think like the reason why this is not really attempted
all that much is because not because it's like a really hard jump necessarily. I mean, it is a hard
jump. But like, there are people who can do this jump. But the reason why people don't attempt it
is because it's extremely dangerous to do because if you fail, you die. Do you understand?
No, you will do fucked up you can die
That's the reason why it's like a really dangerous thing to do. I mean at the very least you're fucking paralyzed, dude
I'm worried that children are gonna try to do this too. God. I'm so fucking old
He picked the shorter cars is still impressive as fuck dude
The youth are brain-wrotted. I say let him crash. That's crazy
Yeah, apparently they tried this in German live TV once and the kid got fucking paralyzed. That what it is. I just I don't know man. I feel like I might be too old but when I see this my immediate reaction is like oh no kids are going to fuck kids love speed and they're just going to try and do some dumb shit.
it. Like I fear that the children will try to do this as like a trend. And they do not
have the fucking plot armor that speed has as a fucking anime character. You know what
I mean? It wasn't a kid. It was a professional. Every time I see him doing some shit, that's
my immediate reaction. I'm like, fuck dude, he's gonna, the guy on German TV did flip
over each car. It's not about, it's not about whether it's like a hard task or not. It's
just that there is a, there is a risk reward here. Okay. And the risk is far too great.
Whereas the reward is far too marginal. Like he wasn't a professional law. What he was
just unconscious and a fracture wasn't paralyzed. I don't know who's feeding you this shit.
I'm not going to watch the German incident.
You might be able to clear this lambo if you try to jump over it.
It would be close though.
Hot wheels.
Yeah.
Maybe there's more.
I chose to be from earlier.
Hey, I see it right here in there.
Tyree kills ducking.
He's coming up with every other skew.
He's going to keep ducking chat.
Tyree kill.
I see it right here.
Live right now.
He's ducking.
He doesn't want to race the fastest person in the world.
You just don't want to do it, bro.
Wait, no way.
I thought he meant like he's not going to jump over the lambo, which is
like no shit.
Of course, he's not going to jump over the lambo, but he won't.
don't fucking race him. That's crazy. Apparently he challenged him to a race and speed said,
yeah, let's do it. And he's ducking him. That's wild. How are you going to be afraid of a
teenager, dude, a YouTuber, teenager to that's actually crazy.
There's a lose, lose for Tyreek. If he wins, it's like, well, you should, if you lose,
not good. I know, but it's like, why did you talk shit about it then? Like why did
you why? Because I know, because didn't he didn't he challenge him first? And if
contracts are crazy, you get injured, you lose money. Okay. Well, anyway, speaking
of ducking, Donald Trump is ducking Kamala Harris and is cooking our content. Oh,
here's also Cam Newton makes a racist rage quote on college football 25. This
is pretty funny. So you know, to play me, you gotta have a double because you
You know what I'm saying, when I go crazy, you know what?
I play for 50.
What's that, man?
I think it's good.
Take off.
Help!
Yes!
That's fucking me.
What?
That's fucking me!
Oh my god, did you get it?
That's crazy, man.
Like, dude, his face, he's like, bro, I hear this shit all the time.
Oh my god, did you get it?
See in order to play me you gotta have double cuz you know saying when I go crazy
Then what I think for 50?
What do you mean you don't hear it bro, he's just saying the n-word with a hard R. Do you not hear what you literally can't hear
What I'm this is my this is my least favorite thing on the fucking planet like audio issues
It's one of those things where it's like you can't really fix it. He just says the M over the hard R
He says the F slur and then he just like laughing because the guy rage quits after he says like I can smell the fried chicken from over here
Audio audio might be scuffed on that clip. I don't know
Anyway, yeah, he just he does the he does the classic white boy
He does the classic white boy all the slurs
Elon Musk went on
Lex Friedman and talked for eight hours. What the wait? Is this Elon Musk? Where's Elon
Musk? What is happening? Eight hours, bro? You have to be the most. You have to literally
know several people. You have to be the most insane unhinged person to watch eight
hours of this shit, dude. Yo, that's crazy. Eight hours of anything. Like what the fuck
are we doing, man? Also a Trump rally going on.
And Atlanta Trump and Vance are talking in Atlanta, Georgia trigger the worst affordability
crisis in generations. At the same time, she said that high gas prices were quote,
the price to pay for democracy. A woman who's never eight hours of house on I be
Bro, you don't actually fucking listen to just me for eight hours.
You would go insane if you just listened to me for eight hours.
I'm doing moments of commentary throughout that eight hour process.
There's like, there's Trump, there's JD Vance.
We're looking at news.
You will go insane if you just like sat there and just only listen to me speak
for eight fucking hours in a row.
Come on now.
She wants to take away your gas stoves. She even wants to take away your ability to eat red meat.
That's how out there she is. That's real. The fake news will fact check it. They'll fact check it.
True, she actually said that. In other words, she thinks that she's better than us.
She thinks she's better than you. She thinks she's smarter than you.
She thinks you need to be told how to live your life.
But this November, let's tell the Washington elites,
let's tell Kamala Harris, mind your own damn business,
we're electing Donald J. Trump, President of the United States.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
Now, do you think she's better than us?
That's a good one.
Every time the Democrats attack us and attack our movement,
they can't help but tell on themselves
they reveal how much they hate the American people.
Now, remember this.
Remember, Barack Obama said we cling to God and guns.
Remember that?
Hillary Clinton called us deplorables.
And now, Kamala Harris says we're weird.
Well, Kamala, I'm glad you brought that up.
Let's talk about some things that are weird.
We think it's weird that Democrats
want to put sexually explicit books in toddlers libraries.
We think it's weird that the far
The left wants to allow biological males to beat the living crap out of women in boxing.
We think it's weird for a presidential candidate to...
This is a double down.
...murderers out of prison, and that's what Kamala Harris did.
This is a double down, boys.
They're doubling down.
And I think it's especially weird.
They don't understand it.
When Kamala Harris comes to Atlanta, I believe came here to this arena.
Kamala Harris comes to Atlanta and talks with a fake Southern accent, even though
she grew up in Canada, you can't make it up. That's pretty weird. Go watch the clip. She
sounded like a southern bell, even though she grew up in Vancouver. It doesn't make
any sense. But on November 5th, she can go back to using her San Francisco accent because
we're going to send her packing and we're going to reelect Donald J. Trump, president
of the United States. We can handle the made up attacks by Democrats and by the
media because we're used to it by now. But here's something I can't stomach about Kamala
Harris. It's when she has the nerve to question our loyalty to this country. And she does.
Well here's what President Trump and I believe about loyalty. Loyalty to this country is
closing our border, not opening it up. Loyalty is making life more affordable, not causing
inflation because you can't stop sending money like a drunken sailor. Loyalty is safeguarding
Medicare for American citizens, not bankrupting it by sending it to illegal aliens, which is
what she wants to do. Loyalty is the party of safeguarding Medicare for Republicans.
The party of safeguarding Medicare for Republicans.
It's not allowing an illegal immigrant to take her life. It's serving in the United
States Marine Corps something I am proud to have done. It's taken a bullet for this
country something Donald J. Trump did.
Wait, what if you want to see the face of this loyalty look in the damn mirror, bro
There ain't no way, bro. I mean no way
Taking a bullet for this country Donald Trump did right after he talked about his like service
We got used to it politicians in Washington have sold out this country
We got to remember when the multinational corporations in the lobbyists called their offices a lot of them traded American jobs for campaign cash
Now they never admit that of course they'd brag about trade deals and they'd promise cheap products
They called it globalization and that's what it was
Send an American jobs to some other part of the globe instead of keeping them right here at home
Well this guy did PR for the Marines like he was a journalist. It's gonna keep on happening
Let's remember her record. She voted to preserve NAFTA the very trade deal that sent
American jobs to Mexico and turned American dreams into nightmares. Now she's
asking us for a promotion and I think it's time to say to Kamala Harris, you're
fired. It's not even your line bro, you can't do that. The American dream, the
American dream is dying under Kamala Harris. But we're gonna save it, we're
gonna save it for every American regardless of color or creed and we're
We're going to do it when we reelect Donald J. Trump, President of the United States.
That's why we got to do it.
You know, President Trump knows a few things that the Washington politicians forgot.
He knows that a million cheap, plastic toys from China is not worth a single American
manufacturing job.
We're going to rebuild American manufacturing.
We're going to rebuild the factories.
We're going to rebuild the American dream, and we're going to stamp more products
made in the USA.
It's a beautiful thing, and that's what we're going to do.
Now I've seen the consequences of electing failed politicians like Kamala Harris.
I've seen it in my own hometown, because more often than not, it's the people the
Bible calls the least of these that suffer the most when Kamala Harris doesn't do her
job.
They like to say they're for the little guy, but it's the little guy who hurts
the most when Kamala Harris fails.
Now a lot of you know my story.
You know how I grew up.
I was raised by a strong woman, a Christian grandmother who loved the Lord, but also loved
the F word, ladies and gentlemen.
She was a studying contrast.
I think there are a few out here just like it.
Now people ask me, how is it that you were able to grow up in a poor family, grow up
in a family that was struggling, had a lot of chaos and a lot of trouble?
And the answer is because one, this is the greatest country in the world and the
American dream is still possible. The second answer is because I had a mammal who was tough
as nails and she kept me on the right path. Now, I can tell you a lot of stories. That
mammal shit is so bad because it reads so inauthentic bro. You're such a TED Talk speaker.
Like I tell you a lot of stories. One of my favorite mammal stories is when I enlisted
in the US Marine Corps. She was very proud of me, of course, but it was a time of war
and Mamal was not happy that a recruiter had persuaded me to enlist in the Marines. So I
remember he came over to our house and started to walk up the steps to her porch and she
said, look, if you step one more foot on my porch, I'm going to blow that thing off.
And she had 19 handguns at home, so that was not an idle threat.
But that strength and that discipline allowed me to achieve my dreams and things worked out
for me because we love our country.
It's a great country and because there are women like Mamal all over this country making
sure kids are able to achieve their dreams.
Thank you.
But let's be honest, there were some tough times too.
And this goes to the point about Kamala Harris's failures.
I remember the reason Mamal raised me is because my mom struggled with addiction
for a big chunk of my early life. And I'm proud to say that she has been cleaning sober for
almost 10 years now. I'm so proud of my mom. Thank you. And for all those struggling with
this terrible problem of addiction, no, I'm not alive. Every day we become more and more
like the memes that Europeans make about us. Like here you have a vice presidential candidate
talking about how his grandmother has 19 handguns at home to a cheering crowd and to me I'm like
anyone that's watching from the outside is looking at this and going like how is this a good thing
like that's weird please Jesus just let her wake up don't let this thing be the thing that took
her life and the unfortunate truth my friends is that the poison that Kamala Harris has let
into this country means there are a lot of kids like me who are not going to have those
prayers answered. We're going to be we're going to remember who we're fighting for and
if bro talks about his parents more than batman at least batman's parents died parents to
wake up we're going to make sure that happens we're going to fight this is such a batman
thing to do struggling in this country I was orphaned by the way it's like bitch no
you weren't okay calm down your parents your your mom is alive and and the contrast
The contrast between an America led by Kamala Harris and an America led by President Trump,
it couldn't be more clear.
Remember, President Trump's vision was closed borders and open factories.
Kamala Harris's vision is the exact opposite.
Open borders and closed factories.
Kamala Harris, she was a bigger government that can tell you what to do and she also
wants smaller bank accounts, which I think a lot of us have seen.
But Donald Trump, by contrast, delivered record paychecks
in the strongest border in history.
What an amazing record of accomplishment.
Kamala Harris wants to ban fracking and buy energy
from every 10-pot dictator all over the world.
Donald Trump wants to drill, baby drill.
Let's get it from our own workers and our own territory.
Hell yeah, Georgia.
I love living in Atlanta, Georgia,
and thinking about drilling.
Kamala Harris wants to raise your taxes,
And she wants to make it easier for companies to ship jobs to Mexico and China.
Donald Trump wants to lower taxes for hardworking families.
In fact, he already did it.
And we want to reward companies that hire American and buy American.
It's all about protecting the workers of this country.
Kamala Harris wants to defund the police and let violent criminals out of jail.
Donald Trump wants to lock up the bad guys and back the blue.
And he did it for four years.
He's going to do it again.
Why are there so many black drum supporters?
They ship them around.
That's not even a joke.
I want to send a message out there
to those who are struggling, those who are trying to make
ends meet.
If you're scraping by instead of thriving,
I know what that feels like.
I know what it's like to choose between paying off
the credit card or buying groceries.
I know what it's like to watch families fall apart
under financial stress. I know what it's like to worry that a parent will never kick that
habit and I know what it's like to worry that that habit is going to eventually claim
their lives. But I also know that our national motto is in God we trust and God tells us
not to despair but to hope. Hope. And while the media likes to lie about this movement
and this party, this movement of ours is about a simple idea. We love this country
enough that we will never give up hope and we will never stop fighting for a
better future for everybody whether they vote for us or not if you're an
American citizen we love you and we're gonna fight for you now we know that in
this election the best way to give our people hope for the future is to reelect
the guy who already did it and did it very well
Donald J. Trump the once and future president of the United States in just
Just a few months, I believe, this state of Georgia is going to lead a great American
restoration, a restoration of safety, of prosperity, and yes, of hope.
We're going to secure our borders.
We're going to kick out the drugs and the illegal immigrants.
We're going to rebuild American manufacturing.
We're going to bring jobs.
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hell yeah, partner. Uh, here's Fox News correspondent, foreign correspondent, Fox News traiings from Israel says a growing list of countries are calling for the citizens to leave Lebanon immediately. Lots of things not known to the public, many diplomatic efforts on going behind the scenes to avert a larger war with the clock is taking. Um, Yadidah Meng, thank you for the 10 gift the subs, bro, I'm actually like, I'm probably not going to be live tomorrow.
And I'm doing the burger stream later
And it's like flights are being fucking cancelled
And obviously after 3pm I'm gonna be doing the burger stream
So people are gonna be like trickling in if you know some shit pops off
And tomorrow I have to shoot that fucking, I have to shoot the trailer
So just know what's going on in the world
Okay, I'm just letting you know ahead of time
This is how you fucking know when shit is about to pop off
table of metal Israel six Iran zero Lebanon zero Yemen zero Palestine zero
nice man I can't believe that like the genocide there's got six six metals
whereas like the victims of the genocide got zero this is literally your day
off deep state written conducted by Hassan's day off I'm just letting you
know that like yes I will not be live tomorrow because I have this trailer
than I'm shooting. I have the podcast that I'm shooting. So there's probably going to be some
shit that pops off tomorrow. I'm just letting you know ahead of time, like you can hedge your bets
this way because whenever I'm not live, shit just keeps happening at an alarming rate.
Like undeniable things, undeniably world changing events only occur when I say things like,
Hey, I might not be live tomorrow. I feel like sometimes I feel like I just have to keep streaming
so world war three doesn't happen. You know what I mean? Because if I don't stream, world war three
might happen. Leak from, oh, here's an important leak from the White House, but let's see what it is.
Poor leak from the White House on the eve of potentially Iran retaliation to signal to both
Iran and Israel that the US doesn't want conflict with Iran and doesn't want to be led
into one by Israel. All boasting about sleek assassination aside, it increasingly looks like
like BB made a strategic blunder with his escalation. Yeah. Okay, dude. Biden also warned
any Yahoo VS glades again. He shouldn't count on the US to bail them out. Yeah, dude. Definitely.
Definitely. Sure, bud. Yeah, I will believe it when I see it. Okay. Until I see it, I
will not believe it. The only thing I have seen so far is the exact opposite of this.
Okay. The United States has already said Israel has a right to defend itself and we are
committed to Israel security in the aftermath of Israel, uh, assassinating the principal
negotiator in fucking Tehran. So, uh, the idea that they're like, uh, no, we won't bail
you out while also we're sending like 10,000 Marines. Yeah. Okay. Not 10,000, but still
like, yeah, we won't bail you out. Hey, Israel, you better watch it. We won't fucking
bail you out, dude. We won't bail you out again. That's why we're sending cruisers and warships
and aircraft carriers to the motherfucking Middle East right now. Here's Lloyd Austin. Yesterday,
I spoke with Israeli Minister of Defense Joav Galan about the threats posed by Iran, Lebanese
Hezbollah, and other Iranian-backed terrorist groups. I informed the minister that we are
taking additional measures to support the defense of Israel to include multiple forthcoming
force posture moves. I also highlighted that further escalation is not inevitable and all parties
will benefit from de-escalation including through completing a Gaza C-spire and hostage release deal.
Yeah, shut the fuck up, okay? Shut the fuck up. They do not...
Carry your strike group warships in a fighter squadron to the Middle East,
bracing for a potential escalation of further...
We'll get back to Trump when he goes on stage.
hostilities as Iran vows retaliation over the killing of a senior Hamas leader in Tehran
earlier this week. It blames Israel for the attack. Israel has not commented. Growing tensions
between Israel and Hezbollah and Iran are also prompting a new warning on Lebanon.
The US Embassy in Beirut is warning Americans. Israel has not commented except we know all
of the details of how this assassination took place. You know, we just magically
figured it out on our own, actually. Israel is not commented, by the way. Israel is not
commented, by the way. We don't know. We don't know if it was Israel. Okay. Please, please
don't say it was Israel or not. How could we ever find out if it was Israel or not,
except we know all of the details. And there's only one party that would like, not even
stand to gain anything from this, but at least would like do some shit like this.
You know what I mean? Even if they don't stand to gain anything from it, there's
only one party who's like stupid enough to pull some shit off like that instead of de-escalating
and just escalate in one direction. Who could that party be? Who knows? But Biden is being
real, using real serious terms. Any day now, guys, Biden has committed to protect, Biden
has committed to protect Israel, even in his morning, your routine. Even in his bullshit,
I'm fed up, like Biden pledges to unconditionally defend Israel in a war they started that
That will show them. Yeah. Stop bullshitting me. Biden barked at Ninyahu per Dana and Barak
ravied, um, reports told Biden and Ninyahu us will protect Israel against Iran this time.
But don't escalate again. We won't save you again in DC. Biden raised his voice. A deal
is the most important thing right now. I'm going to be honest with you. Why should
Israel do anything different? Why should Israel do anything different? Like why we're
not teaching them anything. We're not we're not telling them that they should like do
anything different than before. We're just showing them that like, no, you can get away
with it. We got you, baby.
Who want to get out of the country to book quote any ticket available. This is airlines
begin canceling flights in and out of the country. It's been Weederman is in Beirut.
It's so funny that we were like, we spent so much of the first couple of months of
Israel's horrific genocide and you fuck you Israel's hurt. Why is this happening?
Israel's horrific genocide talking about how like, you know, how it makes people feel
It makes people how it might hurt people's feelings in America. You know what I mean?
It's crazy covered so many periods like this in Lebanon through the years
I wonder as you watch events there and reactions are our folks
really bracing for something big?
Yes they are.
The people are very worried that even though over the last 10 months we've had periods of
high tension, followed by periods of relative calm, but now this one seems worse than anything
before.
Now the U.S. Embassy, in addition to telling people just book any ticket, you can.
They warned that evacuations for U.S. nationals in the event things get even worse could
be very difficult.
And back in 2006, when the airport was struck in the early days of the war by Israeli warplanes,
the U.S. did manage to evacuate some of the U.S. nationals out of here, but it was quite
chaotic.
Now, for instance, Kuwaiti Airlines is the latest airline to announce that it's going
to stop flying to Beirut.
Tomorrow, they said, is their last flight, and it's not clear when they will resume
flying to Beirut.
That's just the latest airline to make such an announcement.
Today we also heard from the Minister of Economy and Trade who warned people not to hoard food.
He reassured the public that there is an adequate amount of food available.
At the moment you don't really get the sense that there is panic, but there is real fear
that when Hezbollah, when Iran retaliate for this series of assassinations here in
Beirut and in Tehran, that this time it's not going to be like in April, where it was
a very orchestrated, telegraphed strike by Iran 12 days after that Israeli strike on
the diplomatic complex in Damascus.
This time, it's widely believed that not only will Iran strike, but all of its allies
in the region.
Hezbollah, of course, and we've heard Secretary General Hezbollah Hassan Nasrallah say that's
what they're going to do, but also the Houthis in Yemen and various pro-Iranian militias
in Syria and Iraq.
So the stage is set for perhaps a very dangerous period, not just here in Lebanon, but across
the Middle East, Jim.
And listen, a dangerous period, not just here in Lebanon, but across the Middle
East, Jim.
And listen, an attack like that would inevitably set up the conditions for a response against
all of those parties and yet one more cycle of violence.
Ben Wiedemann and Beirut, thanks so much.
So let's break down some of these developments with me here is Andrew Miller.
He's the former Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Israeli-Palestinian Affairs.
This is a really dicey time there, which I mean we could say so many times in recent
months and years, but particularly now.
What is your expectation about the degree of Iran's response here?
Because if that assessment is correct and it's going to be multi-pronged with Iran and its
proxies, that's a major escalation.
Well, I think one thing to understand is that despite the successful interception of the
April attack by the U.S., Israel and partners, that was very much a perfect storm.
Everything went right, which limited the damage and allowed the Biden administration
to consequently limit Israel's response.
I now feel like something might happen because I've become such a firmly committed nothing
ever happens guy.
And I feel like I've just been so wrong every time when I'm like, it's escalating.
And then Iran is always like super restrained in their reaction.
I don't know.
Like, I mean, things do happen, right?
With the nothing ever happens guys are like kind of silly.
they say nothing ever happens. It's like there's a genocide happening. Obviously things are
happening. It just means it's not happening to you, right? Cause that's what that means.
When people say nothing ever happens, um, they're talking about nothing happening to
them, right? Like America pulling its weight around and, and actually taking dramatic
steps that will then, you know, alter the trajectory of American lives. Like that
That is what they mean when they say nothing ever happens.
But we'll see.
I don't know.
I just don't.
All I know is I'm not going to be live tomorrow.
And also I'm going to be making burgers later today.
So if you want to catch me fucking responding in real time to chatters being like bro is
really is getting struck right now, you know, I'll be, I'll be there.
Even under the best of circumstances, there's no guarantee that it will play out as cleanly.
Now we have more actors involved.
Hezbollah and Hamas in particular did not engage in April, and that means rockets coming
from different directions.
The Israeli missile defense system is incredibly impressive, but it can be overwhelmed through
saturation tactics.
It's an extraordinarily dangerous moment in that regard.
And Iran arguably has a greater incentive to respond strongly this time because of
the degree to which they were embarrassed, frankly,
by the Israeli attack in their capital
against the senior Hamas leader.
I imagine that one focus of these US assets
going into the region is to add air defense to Israel,
not just about potential retaliation.
That's absolutely right.
And there are two types of munitions
that we're going to be concerned about.
One of them are UAVs and drones.
They travel more slowly, and that
allows multiple interception points.
They're often taken out by aircraft
well before they reach Israeli borders.
Missiles are more difficult.
And we were-
I do want to remind people that last time
I took a fucking day off, October 7th was the date.
Well, I took a day off on October 7th.
I took a day off when, I took a day off when,
or was supposed to take a day off when Biden resigned,
And I rarely ever take days off. Like I literally, I rarely take days off.
Unless I'm in transit and I'm traveling to a place and I just cannot be live, I rarely ever go,
oh, I have another obligation and I have to take a fucking day off.
Like, and I inform you ahead of time that it's happening.
But when I do, some shit always happens. Yeah, I was also at camp when Queen Elizabeth died.
Nobody is making you not take days off. You should take more.
Yeah, I'm explaining to you why I can't do it.
If I do it, shit pops up.
Well, very fortunate that Israel's Arrow 3 system worked successfully in April
and intercepted most of the incoming ballistic missiles,
but some of the warships that are being deployed alongside the USS Lincoln
have missile defense capabilities, including the Aegis system,
is our most advanced missile defense ship-borne platform.
Well, I think a lot of people are aware of the Iron Dome,
but sometimes forget that there are multiple layers.
It would have Iron Dome.
You get Arrow way up here for the ballistics,
and there is a David sling in between.
I wondered, does the US have any actual influence
on Israel to pull back from what you could then
expect would be another escalation?
Because it does seem that the US has repeatedly
warned Israel or tried to pressure Israel not to be too aggressive in some of these strikes
that's been carrying out prior.
The U.S. certainly does have influence.
The question is whether the administration is prepared to exercise all of it.
The Israeli response in April was provocative striking a facility outside of Comne near
the Fordow Enrichment Plant, but it was relatively targeted and that was probably
a result of U.S. pressure to constrain, to circumscribe the response.
In this instance, though, it's not clear that any Israeli response, even if it is limited,
will be unmet by an Iranian counter-response.
So the United States, the administration will have to exert even more pressure to try
to rein in the Israelis from responding, but it will depend on the circumstances.
It will depend on the damage.
And if this doesn't go as well as it did in April, it's going to be much harder to exercise
that restraint.
If one of those missiles gets through and lands in an Israeli city, kills civilians,
you can imagine the circumstances and the expected Israeli response.
I wonder, there are even some Israelis who question Netanyahu's intentions and his
interests.
And Benny Gantz himself has said he's putting his political interests above the
national interests.
Does Netanyahu want a broader war?
It's unclear if he wants a broader board, what he's clear.
Oh, it's gone on!
Bro!
Oh, it's unclear, dude.
Really?
Really?
What does he have to do for it to be clear for you,
to be like, to say that he wants a broader war?
Like, use those words?
Bro, he assassinated the principal negotiator
of the ceasefire.
the leader of the Hamas Politburo, okay,
the more moderate figure.
Now, he didn't just do that in like Qatar or Turkey
or anywhere else, where it would be still very insane,
but significantly less insane
than doing it inside of Tehran.
You did it in the capital
of your fucking major regional foreign adversary.
It is the worst thing you could have done.
Sure is that his risk tolerance for an expanded war is much higher than we had previously anticipated.
And that creates the risk of an unanticipated escalation.
If he does want a regional war and you can make the argument as Israelis have that he has an incentive for one,
that makes it all the more explosive.
It's going to be difficult for that reason because his preferences, his interests may
not perfectly align with either the United States or the Israeli people, which is a terrible
combination.
Doing the last quite remarkable and broad Iranian attack.
You mean like Russia was doing in Berlin?
Brother, what Russia has done in Europe is completely unacceptable.
But no, this is significantly worse.
Because every single time Russia is like merkin a dude, it's not like they're merkin Russians,
bro.
They're merking people that are like Chechen people, like they're merkin people that are
under the Russian Federation banner.
Saudi Arabia does this as well, dissidents, executing political dissidents.
They do it regularly.
And so does India, all of which is completely unacceptable.
killed the guy that they're doing a peace negotiation with like that is not even Israeli
by the way Iran started Iran launch and strike shut the fuck up no Iran did not start the
dude that got blown up his response for October 7 law no he's not dude shut the fuck up no
he's not even if he literally directly was coordinating with it which he wasn't it
It still doesn't matter. He's the principal negotiator dumbass the fuck are you talking
about? Like if you're personally, if you're personally running with this narrative, they're
like, no, he was asking for it. He was like dessert. He deserved to get blown to bits.
Then what the fuck were you spending the last nine months negotiating with them? It's such
a stupid argument.
Turn the fuck up war loving free gas liberals. I don't even think this is a war loving
free gas liberal. I think this guy is just like brainbroken back on Israel when they
since weeks ago, a number of missiles and drones at the same time.
There was some discussion that Iran had communicated in advance.
We're going to do something and then we're going to stop.
Do you expect any similar advance warning?
It's possible, but there's no guarantee of it.
There are other means through which the United States, Israel, partner countries can
I'll learn the intent of the Iranians, which would give us time to set up, but are you fucking kidding me?
Is it actually starting?
Bro, I'm literally 30 minutes out from being a fucking
I'm 30 minutes out from flipping burgers, bro. Please stop
I can't tell if y'all are fucking joking or not dude
If the fucking war sirens if the air a sirens start blasting in Israel, I'm gonna lose my goddamn mind
But when you have
No, CNN is talking to Noah Lyles and shit. There's no way dude. I'm about to be putting the fucking fries in the bag
Okay, stop it another question that is unclear at least those of us on the outside is will the regional countries that
Contributed to and facilitated the defense of Israel in April provide the same degree of support
Will Jordan will Saudi Arabia permit use of their airspace will they deploy their own fighters?
And as you mentioned before, this multi-layered defense is the key to handling this situation.
It may not be possible, depending on the reaction of regional players, who likely view Netanyahu's decision to target Hinnia as gratuitous and unnecessarily provocative.
Yeah, there were Arab participants in that last defense. They didn't necessarily advertise their participation, but they were central to it.
Andrew Miller, thanks so much.
Yeah, Waltz is linking up and building with Kamala. Governor Tim Waltz will travel the
Washington interview with VP Harris tomorrow for the running main slot per person. Familiar.
Please, please, please, please, please, please. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna be
honest with you, dude. Listen, listen. I like Bashir. I've been Waltz-pilled. I'll say
it. Shouts out the central committee. He's been a Waltz roll dog from the jump. He's
He's been a waltz, he's been a waltz guy.
I've always, I've also obviously always liked waltz as well.
But I'm, I'm pilled.
I'm waltz pilled.
Please just anybody, anybody but fucking Josh Piro,
Mark Kelly, people to judge.
Oh my God.
The other options are so much better.
Please don't fuck this up.
Please do not fuck up the bag.
And for a deeper 72% changes to Piro, I'm gonna die.
Dive on the highly anticipated deep stakes.
turn out to CNN senior data reporter Harry Anton no Harry's been like fucking
hammering the the Harry has been hammering the fucking Josh Shapiro thing non-stop
Nancy is in the pocket for waltz okay Bernie's in the pocket for waltz he's the guy
I just I hate that
Harry here we are she's gonna make a decision in the next few days who looks to be the
favor right now. Yeah, who looks to be the favorite at this particular point? You know,
you went through some of those contenders. Who right now is the smile honey ahead of
Hamas political bureau bear criminal responsibility for the following war crimes and crimes against
humanity committed on the territory of Israel in the state of Palestine and Gaza from at
least October 7th. Yes, dude, I know, I know, I know he is a warrant. Well, he did the
warrant applications come in. I know, dude, I know. Okay, they got to do a little column
A column B. Okay. I agree with your tape, but can you acknowledge the guy to worn out
for his arrest by the ICC? Yeah. It don't matter. Yeah. So does BB. You can't just fucking
murk them. You know what I mean? It doesn't work like that. I mean, you know what I mean?
Like another weird Republican statement. Oh, here's two guys. They were, you know,
to be from, they claim to be R and B German artists, even though they had British accents
and they were born in Madrid or something like that, but sound a little bit like Kamala.
But uh, but do y'all remember Milly Vanilla?
Bro, this chat says, this is an account called I love Tim Walz.
Okay.
Breaking.
Joe Biden thinks Tim Walz is a blast.
Yeah, I think I think I'm gonna I'm gonna take that with a grain of salt
I really can't tell what this accounts political agenda is. I read that story too, though
The quote is real
Expect a strike soon. You was urge citizens to leave Lebanon on any available ticket
29 minutes ago. I'm sorry
What is going on it's happening shut the fuck up
Israel war and breaking sirens worn a rocket fire from Gaza on southern Israel
Wait, they're fucking doing
They're they're lobbing rockets from Gaza. What the fuck?
Interceptors fired incoming Hezbollah rockets in northern Israel a short time ago, bro. What the fuck is going on, dude?
Come on come on
Come the fuck on dude
No, no
No
bro I'm supposed to be no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
oh fuck traiings who's in Israel as below launching rocks in the northern
Israel these areas are routinely targeted it might just be like every day it might
just be like a like a everyday situation as below has been targeting northern
Israel for quite some time. This isn't new. You know, this isn't new. This is probably
just a regular old occurrence that has happened time and time again. And maybe we just have
like a, you know, a higher alert for this sort of thing because we're just, we're just
paying closer attention to it. Right? I think that's what it is. Right? Come on
guys. Come on. Like I said, I got to be doing an overcooked stream. What is happening at this fucking
like this rally? They're just like listening to fucking dumbass music every time I tune back in.
Bro, what a ship was hit UK trade commission. A ship was hit by a fury projectile of fire 125
miles east of Aden. Oh, um, that's from a couple hours ago. This is just a response to the air strikes
that haven't recently installed Lebanon. They move more Patriot missile and defense stuff to the
north. It makes sense. Al Jazeera Arabic reporting 50 missiles from Lebanon. Oh my god.
Oh my god, bro, not even a day off. We can't do one fucking day. We can't do one goddamn day,
bro we can't do one day one day here
listen to fucking
uh... walls while i go p but this is the chance of being harris's
vice presidential running mate this is based on betting market odds but i think
it lines up very well with the convention wisdom at this point and that
is the far and away from under his josh apiro at seventy three percent
he of course is the governor of the commonwealth of pennsylvania
tim waltz who is kind of come on a little bit late
the governor of minnesota sixteen percent mark kelly
who sort of flagged a little bit here towards the end of eight percent
and to assure the governor of the commonwealth of Kentucky at 7%. But I think right here,
the big takeaway is it's Josh Appyrus to lose and a lot of folks minds. Obviously it's Kamala
Harris's choice, but at this particular point, the smart money is on the governor of Pennsylvania.
And why is that, Harry? Why? Why is the smart money on the governor of Pennsylvania?
Well, if there is one state that both the Harris and Trump campaigns know that
they must win in order to win this election, it is Pennsylvania, the commonwealth of
Pennsylvania. Take a look. The chance that this state puts either Harris or Trump over
the top in the electoral college. Look at this, a 35% chance that that state is Pennsylvania.
That's the determinative state that is way ahead of the other two states on the board
right here. Wisconsin at 14%, Michigan at 12%. You'll also note these two states are
not actually represented by any of the folks on our first screen, the other top VP nominee
contenders. So Pennsylvania right here, Joshua Pirro's home state looks to be
the most important state, and I think arguably that is one of the big reasons why he is seen
as the front-runner at this late hour.
And earlier this week Harris' Republican challenger, of course that's former President
Donald Trump, said the VP has, quote, virtually no impact on the election, that that selection
doesn't make a difference.
Can a vice presidential nominee actually help carry the top of a ticket or carry a state?
And I think that's a question a lot of people are asking right now.
Can they carry a state?
Well, I just want to point out that I think part of the reason Trump made that statement
is because his VP choice, JD Vance, just fell flat on his feet.
He's the first VP nominee coming out of his party's convention with a net negative favorability
rating.
But nonetheless, it's an interesting question I think we should ask.
And I want to note, this is the VP nominee's home state effect.
In fact, it's one of the few proven benefits of a VP, all right?
It's one of the few proven benefits of a VP nominee.
In fact, unless it's fucking JD Vance, by the way, yeah, see, they're saying it's likely
a retaliation for Israeli air strikes in South Lebanon earlier in the day.
This doesn't mean anything.
Guys, come on, come on, stop.
Nothing yet.
Nothing new has happened yet.
Don't remember when QT called you regarding overcooked last week and you said something
similar to that's perfect.
I have no plans.
August 3rd.
That's actually fire content.
I did say that, um, I think the real thing you should be looking at if, if the, the Hassanabi doesn't stream for one day and all hell breaks loose rule is in order, nothing significant will happen today because I'm still live.
Except tomorrow, I will not be, you know, not to, not to freak anybody out.
I'm going to tweet that show trailer. So I won't be able to stream. Last time we set
it last two times, we set this up. Trump got shot and then Biden dropped out. Bro, Trump
almost got assassinated when you were live theory disproven. Yeah, except like I also
fucking literally was supposed to take the day off that day as well or the day after and we had to
push it back that kind of sports theory that it might be today no perhaps the only one that's
been proven take a look here so how much can a VP nominee add to their running mate in their
home state look this it's 0.5 to 2 points added to the running running mate's margin now you may
say to yourself man that doesn't seem like a lot but of course keep in mind how much was
was Pennsylvania decided by last time around?
1.2 points.
How much was Arizona determined by last time around?
1.3 points.
So, or 0.3 points, excuse me.
So, when we're talking about these margins
that are just so close in these elections,
any small movement can make all the difference
in the world, and given that Josh Shapiro's
from Pennsylvania, I think that's one
of the big reasons why at this point
he is the front runner.
Right, and how Pennsylvania could make
such a difference in this race.
What kind of electoral track record
does Shapiro have there in Pennsylvania?
Yeah, obviously if Josh Shapiro wasn't very popular in Pennsylvania,
I don't think that he would be the guy that's being chosen.
But look at this.
His favorable rating right now in 2024 is 61%.
His 2022 winning margin was 15 points in the state.
Biden won by just one point.
So you get a very popular.
I did it, sir.
I scheduled this on over Quickstream for August 3rd.
Thank you, sister QT.
We will strike Israel once it begins.
As a PA citizen, we love Shapiro and we love Federman.
I'm also conservative and voted for both with a user name like all in AMC.
I'm shocked.
It is often said that she is are like the Mormons of Muslims, the Mormons of
Islam.
So as a Philly resident, no one gives a fuck about his clown.
We all just hate him.
I'm not, yeah.
Yeah.
We all got baited.
Dr.
Oz was actually the real leftist candidate update from Iran's
investigation.
Iran's a short-range projectile killed Hamas Hania and reiterates vows of retaliation.
That's some Sunni fundamentalist shit.
I'm just saying what other people are saying.
Okay.
Waiting for another Keemstar update on, wait, what?
Waiting for another Keemstar update on Iran.
Part of me thinks he always wanted to be a real pundit.
Geopolis after all, simply the YouTube drama of nations.
Hamas leader was just assassinated in Iran.
He was there for the new Iranian president inauguration.
All hell is going to break loose.
I don't say that we can enter Israel. Yeah, okay, bro. He
He needs to he needs to chill out. All right. He's just saying shit. Don't listen to him
Hey, I just tuned in for the fun vibes
Yeah, all these guys turn into political commentators when shit pops off because I mean they're fucking click merchants. Okay, they're click bandits
Ain't nobody's out here fucking dialed in every goddamn day to the minutiae even when it's fucking boring
But once like once all of your favorite like escape from the real-world content creators who like otherwise cover drama
Or otherwise play video games start talking about like fucking Kamala Harris and
Joe Biden and Donald Trump or Israel. That's when you know. That's when you know. She does actually hitting terminal velocity
That's all that it is
That's also when you start realizing that I've been averaging 40,000 viewers for the past like two weeks
non-stop. People see that, okay? People notice it, and they're like, yo, let me get in on this
action. Bro, you are the view count Andy Lowe. Listen, brother, every shroomer is a view count
Andy. Hasan's view count, but yeah, in my situation, my view count is like the Pentagon
Papa John's index, exactly, Domino's index, which is when it goes up, you know some
shit is popping, okay? Some shit is really fucked. That's the only thing you can, that's
the only thing you can rely on. Trumpism without Trump being consistently worse than Trumpism
with Trump is so awesome. Yeah, that is true. And that's because, and I keep repeating this,
this is another fucking designated Hassanabi lock, which is that Donald Trump is Barack
Obama for white people, okay? For racist ass white people. That's it. And nobody is able
to do what he does. And trying to recreate, trying to recreate Donald Trump within the
Republican Party is always going to lead you to a fucking Ronda Santis style situation.
It's going to lead you to a JD Vanstile situation. Just like you can't recreate Barack
Obama in the Democratic Party. People that go, oh, well, we had Obama. Why not Pete Buttigieg?
He kind of sounds like him and tries to be like him. It's like, no, dude, you can't.
He is a once in a lifetime charismatic ass candidate or was. It's just like,
lightning is not going to strike twice in that regard. And you certainly cannot manufacture
that. Pete sounds like Obama. Pete literally tries to do the Obama cadence chat. Come on.
And by the way, some Libs do love that shit. That's why they keep talking about how, you know, Pete should be the guy.
The Upper Galilee Regional Council told all residents to be on high alert tonight and stand near a shelter. Interceptions were seen all across the north.
But for what I understand, it is not of an extraordinary scale at the moment. Be safe. Be safe. Time without OO.
But also, um, thank you for, uh, keeping us up to date from inside of Israel, begging
you for a 10 second rundown on what Pete is not good, so I can explain it to my in-laws.
No fucking actual, no actual legislative career whatsoever is the fucking mayor of
South Bend, Indiana, fucked up a police investigation into real white supremacist
racism within his own tiny ass police, uh, tiny ass police department. Okay. Um, actively
played a role in the firing of the police department chief at the time. He's also fucking
bloodless McKinsey rat, which means that he is very much this soulless guy that comes
in and reduces jobs. Like the, the thing that I explained to people, the best thing
that I can explain to people is this, okay? When you see a guy, if you're in the middle
America and you see a guy like Pete Buttigieg come to your neighborhood, that means the
plant is closing down, okay? Like for so many people in the Rust Belt, Pete Buttigieg
and Pete Buttigieg type dudes coming into their neighborhood is basically like a biblical
plague is about to happen. Okay. That's all they know. It's just, he's Mr. Layoff. Okay.
A Corpo hit man. Who's more fashy out of the honor. Modi do come on. I mean, Modi is like,
Modi is King Fash brother. What are we talking about? Like, I mean, I don't like out of the
on and he has a lot of fascist leanings, but like, we might need to use a different
term for Modi at this point. Pete seems so popular though. I'm genuinely confused.
Butta Judge is an untested, lab-built, neoliberal project.
Okay, what are we talking about? He's popular. Yeah, he chirps good. That's it.
Make him the press secretary. What the fuck are we doing? Like, what are we doing? What are we
doing? Like, the idea that he like reads well on television to a very specific type of liberal
does not mean that you're gonna win elections.
He is the closest you can get to an industry plant in politics, okay?
He is inauthentic in general. He presents himself well.
He presents himself well on camera for your grandmother and your liberal parents,
especially if they're like diehard MSNBC watchers.
But who the fuck is not voting for the Democratic Party in that group?
He's good to the base and nothing else.
else. Okay. The most loyalist diehard Democratic Party voters also seemingly love him. People
who are just phenomenal as a designated guy to go on Fox News could even be good as press
secretary considering what the job is, but that would be a demotion. I know, but that's
it. That's what he's good at. He's good at this. Okay. All I'm saying is I find it
really odd that we're genuinely talking about a dude who's like a couple years older than
me who has no relevant work experience whatsoever. Like what the fuck? At least Donald Trump was
a TV guy as in he was at least good at marketing and was, and had like 100% name recognition.
You know what I mean? Like he had already maxed out his name recognition because he
was a, an NBC guy for years and years and years.
Oh, the booters on the other hand doesn't even have relevant name recognition experience.
He's simply a guy who's good on MSNBC.
He's gonna get a promotion.
Sorry, you dislike him so much.
Yeah, but he's not getting fucking promoted to VP.
I hope Jesus Christ, that would be a major misstep.
I mean, that would be, I would be shocked.
I don't think that he bring, he brings nothing.
He literally brings nothing to the ticket, like at all, nothing.
Your parents and your grandparents and your aunt that was going to vote for the democratic
party anyway, no matter who it, who was on the top of the ticket, who's the VP really
likes them.
The funniest thing is like people were talking about how like P Buttigieg is actually really
captivating to the younger demographics.
That's what they were trying to sell them as last time around.
And it was just a fucking diehard democratic party boomers that wanted to vote for him
like
He's disingenuous, he's inauthentic and
Like I said for the rust belt they see a guy like that they think oh, oh, I'm losing my fucking job and for good reason
That is precisely what his job was
His job was to show up to town and either fix bread prices or
Institute layoffs
So that you can eliminate redundancy
common list that have gone after what Trump cares about law
Vice presidents completely full rally in Atlanta four days ago right empty season Trump's Atlanta rally in the same exact same arena
Today, oh god. Yeah, this is like Trump will lose his fucking mind. This is so effective
For a guy like Trump. It's way more effective than me serving the three-man and break
In terms of like drawing some kind of response
I personally don't give a shit about this obviously, but Trump definitely does
It's basically like Joe Biden talking about golf
Except this time Trump will look like a fucking fool and it's not something as out of touch as like
What your handicap is in golf and probably different times leading up to the rally like 50 minutes before versus one hour before
It doesn't matter
Come on
Truth honesty integrity these things are completely completely irrelevant
What matters is is what Trump responds to and what we'll get him pissed off
This is the type of shit that will absolutely get him pissed off
Another cyber truck fail. Oh fuck. That's what I wanted to watch today
What are those guys whistling Dixie boys or whatever?
They actually blew up a cyber truck or rather
broke a cyber truck
Whistle and diesel. Yeah
That's what I wanted to watch ripped it in half by pulling it. Yeah
No, they didn't rip it in half by pulling it. They actually
Let's find out here. We'll watch this
We'll watch this for now while we wait for Donald Trump. I really want to watch this
Yeah, that's crazy. I got yeet up in here. There's like
Five years actually today is that day
He's the most redneck millionaire. Check out his video on the Toyota truck. Yeah, dude
This is extremely my type of shit though. Like I fucking I vibe with these boys
Like this is Marat needs to be more up. Can you can you call him in here? He's gonna want to see this
He's he's in the garage or none
But like this is this is extremely my shit
Like this and shooting guns like if the fucking AK guy and all those other dudes weren't so like gross about their politics
I'd be up in the fucking compound shooting weapons with them. You know what I mean?
So as long as these guys are like relatively not over with their fucking
Relatively, you know, relatively tame with their fucking outward politics. I don't give a fuck about how hog like they are
I can ride with all the hogs. I like the same shit that they like. Okay. I love Toyota trucks
And I love shooting guns
Whistling diesel is super hourly political, but yeah, regardless. I don't know. I'm not super familiar with them
But he's definitely like I know I
Know this dude is definitely a hick but
But I know what about now every single about time with the crush garbage big pickup truck. That's why we're also testing this real truck
This is a base model f-150 to it's not even like a it's not even like a souped up model
So the price point difference between the base f-150 and the fucking cyber truck is crazy
Oh, you can't go on camera. Why not?
You're wearing working clothes. Okay here use the second mic
What's going on? He doesn't want to be on camera, but he's here. You know the whistling diesel boys? Of course. Of course, you know them. Okay. That makes sense
They're doing it. They're finally doing a cyber truck durability test
Where they they brought in a F 150 base model and they're comparing it as a cyber truck
This nice little point scanner to keep track. Please don't tell me that's the charge level it is. What's the closest?
We have 44 miles
Let's see how long this takes all right
The truck is plugged in I better not have to download an app to charge my vehicle not gonna lie
I'm actually getting pissed off. This is actually
there
So
Not able to charge it and it says paid charging and available. I have to add it to my Tesla account
I've been on the phone service trying to get like a document submitted because I don't have the title for it
I'm at a supercharger and the truck is at zero percent. So it's borderline dying and it's 110 degrees out
Dude, you hate every second of this experience. Yeah, I have had this experience with a Tesla
It also it also made me like never ever want to be in a Tesla ever again
This literally happened to me in Austin, Texas with Austin
Okay, thank you so much it just fired up 45 minutes remaining and started charging overall my charging experience has been less than enjoyable
Might miserable actually beast
Once you're so I don't think the charging experience is that bad
But it's an impressive
Full self-driving will be available in an upcoming software release
This is the type of shit that I also hate which is like paid DLC that you already paid for that they just like have not unlocked yet
I paid $10,000 for something that doesn't even work
Since we drove that we have to do the same with that that goes in there feels primitive
Wait, is this a lightning or just a-
No, it's not a lightning
That the drive shaft hangs down in a bed
I think it's fair to say the Ford failed there miserably. No wait, wait, we skipped something
I didn't have to waste my entire day charging the F-150.
Next!
Test the suspension, we're gonna do the speed bump test.
Oh, right height off-road?
Oh, that's very tall.
That's like a six inch lift.
If we needed to go slow, we'd have to go slow.
Yeah, but I don't know, having your airbags
that inflated is necessarily a good thing.
You mean your suspension?
Yeah, because it's on air suspension, right?
Yeah.
Oh, you're in the...
We're gonna...
Yeah!
Okay.
It's rough but it's smooth at the same time.
It really is.
It's not like bone-shattering.
What, is there any damage?
Oh!
That's what hit.
I didn't even know that was there.
We just discovered a hitch.
I would say that was a pass.
No critical damage whatsoever.
Lane, departure, avoid red gender,
brakes ability control vehicle,
hold field adaptive,
automatic emergency brake.
I think we did something.
We booting?
We just went away.
Yeah!
Now let's try the real.
Classic.
You shoulda turned me up, Collin.
Yeah, classic.
Classic, like, IT specialist, dude.
Okay, Fango lives.
I'm stepping away for a bit. Oh my god. You guys are still such dick writers for Tesla even though you're not
Truck is driving. We just put a new driveshaft in it. That was almost nine hundred dollars
I feel like this is gonna hurt more and the airbag is fucking blow up in my face
Roll that hurt that was painful. So we gotta do one more
three, two, one, I'm dusted out.
He can't even keep up.
I was feeling there's going to be a cut scene of like him running out of
battery and like I just want to tell everybody genuinely,
if you compare an electric vehicle to a microwave, you are simply just a loser.
You just lost.
It's true.
This is that's the one thing, though.
Like the one thing that EVs always will cook regular engines,
like ice is is just immediate speed torque
I might actually stop we had low suspension
locking different coming soon I hope they come really soon because I'm stuck
now it's time for the pothole test which is why we have these six foot tall
culverts I'm seven foot tall you're not a person the trucks are gonna come up
the ramp and that's easy you know then they're gonna fall into these giant
ruts every time we don't have a ramp on this side so it's just gonna fall
off. This is going to suck.
We're going to go one more, then we're going to send it, okay?
There you go.
Is there a steering issue detected?
Oh no, they had to pull it with the F-150!
Well that was very smooth. Something's wrong. The truck is almost on the ground.
Oh, it's this side too. Is the air system broken? The air ride system is really,
really cool, but it's just not meant for this crazy off-roading.
It's a little bit more than crazy off-roading. I feel like I mean there isn't a road. So yeah, there you go
That's not the road. That's okay. Do you ever have that much?
Bumping like the first portion. Yeah, the jumping off portion obviously. Yeah, that's what I'm saying like that's
That's awesome horse like this crazy
All right, let's try the F-150
This is gonna hurt man
It felt like we just blew a tire
Oh my god
All right, we're scared
Let's just break off
I think we broke that grill off
The rear bumper, look this side we're trapped
That's not minus one point bro
That's minus all the points
Wait, hold on, go back
So that that broken, yeah, when it zooms in to the damage.
Well, when the text goes away.
Okay.
So his hitch is a part of that bumper assembly that ripped off.
Yeah.
Which is like, like, how do you to be fair to be fair?
I think this is literally damage from when they pulled it off
the the concrete rollers or whatever probably
but I mean you want your
it is the frame chat it is the frame the frame bro
just snap the hitch is hooked up to what it just came off
oh my god you can't even fix that that's a total truck what good does the hitch do if it's barely on aluminum
your trailer would have just fallen off bro
yeah I don't care that Trump is on we're watching this crazy
any other normal truck could do that and you're not gonna break the frame it's sealed
You should worry about the three-minute average at the top of the hour instead of that okay and avoiding it by subscribing for $6 or for free
So you want your hitch to be directly bolted on to or like attached to primary structure, right?
I think it is whatever isn't this like the literal frame sideways looking H. That's probably there
The frame rail that goes all the way from even though. Yeah, it's not like a body on frame
But I don't think it's a body on frame. But anyway, yeah, technically the monolithic frame
It's a bumper energy absorption casting looks cheap. Honestly, you want to have let's say your trailer
It could share this whole thing off
Does it know that the entire rear bumpers on trailer functionality may be unavailable
Never do that it's got to be able to do truck things that was the most truck thing ever like a lot of other drugs
So what are they gonna do are they cook?
I thought I'd often keep going.
disassembled the bed looks okay I have not opened it I haven't touched the back
that's from jumps it's broken let's see if we can access the Ford bed oh yeah
doesn't come with inferior parts let's see if we can just crawl up
oh wow no wait oh my gosh I wasn't expecting that actually holy cow it
just went up it she does okay so automatically a
I think we just downloaded front differential controls finally front on
Is it gonna work? It got a firmware update. Yeah, my diff locked. Of course it got stuck. It's so heavy right?
That's the reason that makes sense like especially with that level of with that level of force down a hill
It's you're directly dumping the entire thing. It's like probably what twice the fucking weight at least of the Ford F-150
I don't know probably not that heavy, but yeah, it's ever my take it is the weight of the F-150
Liver truck way
Just to prove that the yeah, oh, that's not that bad. You know what the phone is as much as my clan. Yeah, so I have a truck weight is
6,900 pounds
Ford that's actually surprisingly that is
For the vote the weight is 7,000 pounds that would be heavier
That's shocking that is I would question
The amount of material you have versus battery. I mean, are you looking at the lightning or just a regular?
No, no, no, there's the regular one. Taycan weight is 5,000 pounds. So, um, what would it be?
What about the lightning? I want to know what the lightning weight is. You might want to say F-150.
6,500 pounds. So wait, it's less than... Wait, the F-150 is heavier than the lightning? No way.
Hey, how was the F-150 lighter than the Ford F-150?
I think your numbers are a lot.
I think my Ford F-150 weight is wrong.
Yeah, I mean, this is a big range.
Nevermind, it just, 4,000 to 5,000.
Okay, yeah, no, it is lighter.
That's aluminum versus, yeah.
Okay, it is lighter.
Maybe they're both, this is bad.
You ripped the front bumper off.
That'd be funny.
Well before we get some air here, let's pop an LFGO. I've actually been using this stuff. It's amazing 200 milligrams of caffeine per
Okay, dude
LFGO
Your food's almost here
They have to turn the airbags off on these cars
Oh
Oh, we're doing this up every time. I'm ready for a crazy stomach. Just lowers it
You just shattered our windshield completely. Yeah, the whole way. She'll wait. How it's fine
Now since I told everybody we keep it equal
We have to do it with the F-150 hold on
Bro a bro is trying to shatter his fucking spine by the way. This is insanity. Yeah, I should be wearing like a neck brace or something
What the fuck? Why would you eat that impact dude? That is insane
this is
Legitimately a psychotic thing to do without any kind of protective gear whatsoever
ever like that is it just whiplash alone I'm watching this and I got whiplash I'm
watching this and I'm thinking about like how badly my spine hurts just watching
also look at the way it's landing right it's like it's not coming flat it's like
making contact on the front first the other landing was deadly a black screen
I didn't see this there's emergency buttons for shifting up here they do
work but it's like 5% power. I can restart the touchscreen if it's unresponsive or demonstrates
unusual behavior. Just in the park and then I'm going to hold down both scroll buttons
until the touchscreen turns black. Ow they're so hot! They're burning hot! They're scalding
hot! I wait approximately 30 seconds. Why are they so hot? I think there's another
battery that all this runs on and I think it ran out of power. So we're going to plug
in the truck. Didn't you pressure wash this? That can not be good for you! Could
What's like a budget for a video of this many of you yeah, I was is he just burning two cars?
But I can't get the screen to power on
I'm getting like some notifications. I
Don't know what to do the truck is getting towed. There's another small battery that could power the screen
I have just discovered two stacked washers on top of a piece of duct tape with a missing
bolt.
Bro, what are you saying to me right now that did they plant that the build quality cannot
be this bad?
Okay, Elon Musk is bringing us back to like American manufacturing being dog shit in
like the 90s when they would like me or worse 60s that's crazy as a hundred and
ten thousand dollar vehicle that somebody paid a fifty thousand dollar
market before two probably Elon is a fucking alright fascist fuck off of
course is that bad that dude no that's like no there's no this is like
surprising
so our tonneau cover will not open I have to get it open this is an
Emergency because I have to get in the truck because the truck won't run the roller system definitely needs improvement
They use bill pro to all the peace on
That's the compressor they're using it's tiny
It's insulted we did not find what we needed to find
You remember the last time at a Tesla and every time you slam the door the entire door fell apart
The whole door panel just came off. We're gonna start with a very gentle door closed
Dude, that's again, like, that's insane.
That did not sound good.
Where's it binding up at?
It's the same thing as a Model 3.
You slam the door hard enough, the entire panel comes off.
We didn't even call our celebrity yet.
Wait, what celebrity?
You don't know.
Who is it?
Hey, is that his brand?
Cody Deweiler, you're the...
Robotic Bill of Cody Deweiler?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What are you going to do?
Just slam the door hard.
The crazy part is that they literally thrown a screw on it and it would have been fine.
Every door!
Well, at least the build quality is consistent, consistently bad, but still consistent across
all Teslas.
This is an expectation that you can have.
Wait, did I tell you the story of one of my friends' wheels?
What happened here?
She got a model Y and there was something wrong with one of her wheels like she got flat or something so they are
yeah, so they go to order a wheel and
The wheel that comes in turns out to have the wrong number of spokes and they're like wait
What do you mean like you know supposed to be five spokes? Why is there eight or whatever?
I don't know the actual numbers
It turns out they like looked at one of the wheels and ordered another one and the car had came with mismatching wheels
like one out of the four was well what are they doing at the factory what are
they doing at the factory it's like wild they're they're just they're just they're
just having fun they're not they're not being they're just they're just having
a fun time at the factory they're not taking they're not paying attention at
all
well we did have one more job
bro that's that's fleet vehicles right there wait that's really bad let's try the back
that just came out that came off this also came off built forward
Wow someone slams your door and breaks your window
Now we have something extremely critical to discuss which uh, which created the bombs
C up at the top you can climb and grab those
I had seen a video that recalled all of the cyber trucks for a sticking accelerator pedal the EV maker has issued a
Voluntary recall of all its long-awaited cyber trucks. And so what they did I guess is they used dish soap to apply the pedal
I'm going to slam down on the accelerator pedal and see if it sticks
And if it does I'm gonna get into a head-on collision with that f-150 what?
Wow, it's actually holding on wait. Does that the remedy?
I was actually looking forward to running into the f-150. Let's do it anyways
Wait, no hold up. Oh
It's jammed in the floor. It's got jammed in there. Oh
Oh
He's got a lot of torque right now though. I love I'm driving a cyber truck of a screwdriver. That's horrible
Like that's the most important part of the truck. Let's see if we can break it. It was probably
Yeah, that's why a truck on a cyber truck now
We're gonna do the very viral chopping your fingers off test without further ado and then we have this open
Oh, well, oh no, my fingers hurt. I can lift it back up now. This wants to be all robot like
That one actually scared me a little Larry
Hey, put your feelings in
No, no, no, it stopped
This is gonna hurt so bad
Oh gosh
Why is he doing that?
Stop, oh no, open it now
Hit the button, open it
Open the front
Open it, oh f***
Hit the, no, hit the button
Hit the button
Hit the button
Hit the button
Open it, open it
I'm the 911
Open the front
Oh f***
It went down, but then it locked
It was like
So I'm putting my head in the deadly Cybertruck from
What are you saying dude?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, dude
I wonder what is like health insurance adjusters like thinking watching this video
I just don't, here's the thing I don't understand like
This is what I mean when I say modern medicine has gone too far
Like motherfuckers like this would have died in every other era
Would have made a 13-H
Yes, they just like there's no fucking way
No!
Nope, nope, nope
It's not Achilles' Urinal
Referred to the Cybertruck as an armored personnel carrier from the future
And I want to verify that my personnel will be armored
Thump, thump, thump
Surely this...
Thump, thump
...more durable than this
Let's say you're shopping and someone snuck a pound of C4 under your tailgate
Would you be fine?
oh my god oh oh that's pretty far that's that's durable man
this is my big smoke it doesn't work now we're gonna try it on a real truck because that's
yeah i don't know what that tailgate right you know that she's that that is off there's no way
the tailgate stays on yeah there's no fucking way the tailgate is gone that's an explosive device
versus aluminum here we have an explosives device versus steel you've heard of elf on the shelf
we have c4 on the door oh my god this is big dude that is
oh i got hit with shackle i'm good oh it's fine that's not bad at all that looks so cool though
It's your fault dude.
No Hull.
Hull.
Hull.
No Hull.
I still hate the Cybertruck.
Shut the f-
Oh no no no no no no no no no.
Yeah except like, the only test with the Cybertruck excels are shit that you don't need for your car.
And like, basic things that you do need for your car, it's just not, you know, it's subpar.
Well, how many people can a Cybertruck Hull?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11.
And a half.
Now we're going to be testing the riot defense capabilities of a Cybertruck.
The glass is going to be the only thing between me and Pro Boxer Jake.
Along with that, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand with the RPG.
You can put the RPG away.
I'm gonna sit here in the front and I'm gonna hope and pray that this super durable glass hangs on tight
Oh, you Cody
Only like even slightly pointy thing is the side of that room
Oh my god. Hey, I did notice one slight issue
Wait, it's stuck together with
There's this structural bonding like that's pretty common. I don't know if that is for drill or not
It's all one piece of the body. Oh, yeah, they don't use house parts for their trucks
Now let's see how yeah, you can like a trim piece you can clip it on or you can bond it on some big deal
Like a lot of cars were just like he was like
Absolutely pathetic you did not build a truck you built a little kiddie
Baby little types car did everything that truck did still run still drives to go across the country right now
This not so much can't do anything at all
But also it ran out of power
It also doesn't currently have a gas pedal and no more battery
You can't do
We have a cyber truck for you all. Yeah, he's a windshield and some other stuff. Okay. It does not run
We don't know why you're gonna back up and run and give you charging again place the windshield. Yeah. Yeah
My only goal is friends like drive again. I give the cyber truck. I have to say I think it lost this it did lose the Ford
Also as a base model for them 150 it's not like
Like, you know, it's a base model for the F-150 which is price point difference is insane.
You could buy like what, fucking three?
You could buy three, four F-150s for the price of one Cybertruck.
I mean, let's say two, let's go with the price.
Okay, two, Mike.
So when we couldn't charge the truck, we got in touch with Tesla customer support.
And this guy texted me and so I was number.
I told this guy who we were and what we're doing.
And I said, Tesla won't answer my messages.
There are critical failures on the Cybertruck that need to be addressed.
It's the top comment on all of their videos.
Ignoring my messages. There's memes everywhere about it and they haven't contacted me. It's not a way of like me being offended
It's more a way of like I'm just mind blown at it. I'm going to find every single also
You can't compare to a Toyota Hilux dude. Come on like let's be real that would be that would be ridiculous
Well, I think he had a Toyota Hilux. Yeah, the stuff too
Yeah, and and the reality is like that clears every time link with this truck and I'm not being biased
I'm doing with other trucks too. So it's not like I just hate the cyber truck or anything
Anyways, I messaged this guy and I said,
Hey, it's Whistlndy, so from YouTube,
we're doing a durability test on this truck.
I've tried contacting Tesla and IG,
but they have not replied.
I've found extremely critical issues with it,
and I think it would be in Tesla's best interest
to contact me whenever they can.
You would think that would be like,
okay, let me like bump this higher up
like someone should talk to you.
I have no idea who runs the social media accounts,
so I apologize they're not responding to your messages.
I don't care that they're not responding,
it's like whatever.
Your local service center would be your best point
of contact to reach out about this,
or any issues with your Cybertruck.
If you are comfortable detailing these concerns with me here via text or over the phone,
I'd be more than happy to escalate it to the service manager.
Possible permanent engineering flaws of the frame of your vehicle, as in this
cannot be fixed, the frame snapping off on the back that's labeled to haul 11,000
pounds, they're going to escalate.
I feel like the frame snap because of the impact though, which you shouldn't,
it still shouldn't happen when you're like, when you're towing.
But like
That level of impact when they towed the cybertruck off of those like no, they probably introduced some kind of like
you know
Failure to it like a cracker or whatever when they yeah, that's true
Actually, you're right when they do those testing when they when they test it. There's no fucking way if the
If they have a 11,000 pound to like just rip right off is not a good look
Yeah that to the service manager these automotive manufacturers have to realize who your customers are and it's the everyday people that are watching these videos and I think it might be wise for
manufacturers to realize the power that that has because this is 2024 and we got cyber trucks you can't be ignoring the internet we did not buy this to blow it out we bought it to actually figure out what it can do for the everyday person.
Yeah, the everyday person that puts a fucking C4 on the side of your goddamn truck like no
Nobody trucks are the number one selling car in the United States of America
And I believe what is it like 20% of act truck drivers actually use their truck beds or like any sort of real
truck needs so
Obviously it's not you know most people that buy trucks I buy it for the exact same reasons that
But Elon Musk is selling the Cybertruck to fucking build those for the most part.
That's why you should buy a truck so I can pull my motorcycle around on it.
I mean I want to, I want to get, the 2025 Land Cruiser looks so sick.
I don't know.
I just like, I told our cousin that you want a Land Cruiser and he had some words for
you.
Wait what?
Not flattering once.
Wait what did he say?
What is this?
Not only is it a Cybertruck frame break, but the tow hitch is also attached with
ungraded bolts that are missing their great identifiers trailer hitches are supposed to
be attached with grade eight bolts not this ungraded hex key garbage makes sense so i mean
you can look up the strengths of bolts but like they vary an incredible amount the the strength
bro you guys the cyber truck guy goes if tesli is garbage bolts they would have oh he's trying
to defend it they would have snapped off before the compromise frame snapped i wasn't saying
their garbage and that they would shear only we don't know because they are missing great
identifiers that every bolt has when they aren't garbage. Hitch bolt sees the worst and these hex
key heads will break with the ease when torque is applied in the future. Sorry, what were you
going to say? I was saying like the graph for those not familiar the grade of the bolt like
changes the strength capability of the bolt like by insane amounts.
like when one good example is like when we were doing like Jaws of Life training on school buses
their bolts the seats are bolted down with graded bolts so when you like try to spread them apart
the bolt will stay and the rest of the frame will disperse around it yeah yeah like they it's
like cockroaches you know like they they survive their nuclear war is those of recess you have
have the Reese's 100% guarantee those bolts are 3d printed plastic. What? No, no, they
might be like covers that go on. No, no shot, dude. Yeah, they have. Yeah, they, the, the
fucking bolts on the hitch are not plastic. That would be, that would be a bridge too
far even for Elon Musk, I think. Um, anyway, that is what is happening. Israel's war
guys a lot. Multiple rockets launch towards Israel. Roger Rocks were launched towards northern
Israel with numerous iron dome. Okay, that's just, that's just northern Israel. There's updates.
No, that's the, that's the same one. Okay, by the way, here's Donald Trump. As I told you,
he would care about this. He does. He started off and one of the fucking,
one of the first things that he said was this.
But the school administration stopped us from getting another 500, 600, even 1,000 people
in.
Told you.
Told you he would fucking chirp about that.
That's the one thing he cares about, dude.
He cares about this more than anything else, brother.
Come on now.
Thousands of people would have known that was okay, but we could have fit another
600 people.
So I don't know anything about the school.
Not about the school, but they could have allowed more people.
You got people standing outside.
It's little old people outside.
They could have come in.
They could have come in.
So we're not happy.
Hello out there.
And then they actually pushed the people very far away
from the building where we have beautiful cameras set up
for the overflow crowds.
We have beautiful kids.
The administration of the school.
So I'm not sure if I'm going
to be sending anybody to the school.
not happy about it if they're going to stand in the way of admitting people to our rally just
imagine what they're going to do on election day beautiful cameras anyway okay um i have to go i have
to go to this uh to this event now it's for fire safety fucking donkey yeah well why was there no
fire safety for Kamala Kamila. Israel's war on Gaza lives 17 killed on attacks on shelter.
At least 70 people were killed when two Israeli strikes targeted a school shelter and
displaced Palestinians in Gaza City, Sheikh Radawan neighborhood.
Hezbollah chief promises four minutes ago, angry response to Israeli attack on Beirut.
Israel's slow progress in Raqqa due to Palestinian resistance as monitors.
Why isn't Trump doing outdoor rallies lately?
Haha.
There's a good reason for it, I think.
Put the fries in the bag, homie, you're streaming it, chat is confused.
Yes.
Oh, I'm not going anywhere.
I'm still going to be live.
I'll actually just keep playing the Trump rally for you guys who want to watch it.
I don't know what you're doing.
Let the people come in to stand outside.
And I'm just going to, and then the stream is going to swap over when I get there.
It's obvious.
It's obvious.
Obviously, it's obviously Marjorie, a very liberal school, I guess.
There you go.
See you on the other side, everybody.
I'm happy with the school.
Let them come in.
They're standing at 95 degrees out.
Let them come in.
There's some seats.
They've got thousands of people that won't let them in.
Ahara's Presidents, you know why?
Because they don't want to show that we're successful.
That's all I guess.
They don't want to show.
She has to go get entertainers.
They start leaving as soon as she opens her mouth.
Well, Hillary used to do that, too.
I remember she got Bruce Springsteen.
I'm not a fair — you know, I'm not a huge fan.
I only like — I have a bad trait.
I only like people that like me.
Does that make sense?
And these people like to be burnt, right?
These people like me.
Now, Hillary used to do it all the time.
She got the idea from Hillary.
Hillary got Bruce Springsteen.
I'll never forget.
And the place was pretty full — not full, like our place is —
is a fool, and I don't have a guitar.
I don't have a guitar.
I don't have a guitar, but our place is a bigger —
we get more people than anybody.
I don't care how many guitars they have.
You know, in New Jersey, we had 107,000 people come.
Nobody has that.
Nobody has that.
In Alabama, we had 68,000 people.
In South Carolina, we had 82,000 people
that had closed up the whole state.
We even did one in the South Bronx, in New York, rough place, but boy, it was love.
25,000 people.
It was love, it was love.
But I'll never forget that.
Hillary and she had, and they were all saying, oh, she drew, you know, 25,000 people or
something.
Then he finished with the concert.
She starts speaking and everyone's leaving.
I said, that's not working out so good.
That's not working out, right?
But I don't know, you have to be real, you have to, people show up, people show up,
but to do that, I don't know, there's something pretty phony about it, but she had somebody,
who did she have?
Who was the entertainer that she had, you know?
Yeah, yeah, that's what I think.
By the way, the entertainer couldn't fill the place either.
Even with the help of the school, the school is trying to get students, please go,
this is embarrassing to us, please go.
said, Hillary, a beauty when I campaigned against her.
She said, look at him.
Look at him.
Just look at those words he uses.
He will start wars.
No, no.
I had no wars.
I got rid of ISIS, 100 percent of ISIS, but that was
already started.
I was the one that had no wars, first time in 80 years.
In California, Harris was the original Marxist
prosecutor.
She was in the role of Fannie.
Willis, has anybody ever heard of Fannie Willis?
You know, Fannie Willis is a good friend of your governor.
You know that?
Your governor.
I'm not a fan of your governor.
But she was in the role of Fannie Willis or Larry
Crazden, George Kaskin, Alvin Bragg of New York.
Oh, he goes after me.
He goes after me because of the Justice Department.
Never happened before.
The DA of San Francisco, Harry, shielded illegal
alien crack dealers from deportations.
You wouldn't let them be deported.
She fought like hell.
She wouldn't arrest criminals of the worst kind.
She wouldn't arrest murderers.
She wouldn't arrest anybody.
The state has gone to hell.
Gavin Newscombe is the worst, one of the worst guys.
Gavin Newscombe.
But she was the one that started it.
She ruined San Francisco, ruined California.
Is California Attorney General?
She defined and redefined child sex trafficking,
assault with a deadly weapon and rape of an unconscious person,
an unconscious person raped as nonviolent.
These were nonviolent crimes.
We shouldn't even prosecute these people
to help spring child predators and dangerous criminals
out of prison all over the state.
And during the left-wing riots of 2020,
you saw that she urged her followers
to donate to bail rapists and murderers out of jail
while saying that the violent mobs should not stop.
They should not stop.
She said she was endorsing to fund the place and the police.
And she said, violent mobs, let the violent mobs keep going.
Let them keep going.
We love what they're doing.
We love what they represent.
This is the lunatic that the fake news
is trying to build up to be the next Margaret Thatcher.
You know, four months ago, she was considered
grossly incompetent by the fake news.
Now they're saying, oh, isn't she wonderful?
Isn't she wonderful?
No, she's not wonderful.
So we have to work hard to define her.
I don't want to even define her.
I just want to say who she is.
She's a horror show.
She'll destroy our country.
For years, she has pushed legislation to strip
police officers of any protection.
They have no protection.
Anything they do, they get sued, they go bankrupt,
they lose their house, they lose their family,
they lose their pension, they ruin their lives.
They want to ruin their lives.
She was the worst at ruining police officers.
When I'm — and by the way, I have the endorsement
of virtually every police organization in the United States.
Almost every one.
And when I'm president of the United States again,
we will never defund the police.
We will only overfund.
We're going to overfund the police if we have to.
I will always give our law enforcement heroes
the protection, resources, and respect
that they so dearly deserve, and like other Marxist DAs.
And she was the first of them. She was horrible.
She was horrible.
She had a very good friend named Willie Brown.
I like Willie Brown.
He knows more about her than anybody's ever known.
He could tell you every single thing about her.
I can tell you stories that you're not going to want to hear.
Like other Marxist DAs, Camilla,
supports abolishing cash bail,
which means bloodthirsty criminals
that just killed somebody can immediately leave custody,
go out and kill somebody else,
which, by the way, they often do.
Under these kinds of woke radical left policies,
Atlanta is like a killing field,
and your governor ought to get off his ass
and do something about it.
Just a few weeks ago, two 13-year-old boys
were murdered, and an 11-year-old was shot
while sitting outside their house in southwest Atlanta.
In June, a 47-year-old man, a 69-year-old woman,
and a 70-year-old woman were shot in the middle of the day,
shot right through their head in the food court
of Peach Tree Center.
What a nice name.
In downtown Atlanta, where you can't even walk anymore,
The shooter had been previously arrested 11 times,
but they think it was 24 times.
He'd gone to prison for assault and armed robbery many times.
Since I was president, aggravated assaults in Atlanta
are up 17 percent, and there's a 20 percent increase
in shoplifting and a 90 percent increase
in overall crime.
Murders are up massively.
Murders, you go to the store.
I want to buy a loaf of bread, darling.
You come back.
Ma'am, I'm sorry, but your husband's been killed.
He went for bread across the street.
He's been shot to death, ma'am.
Nationwide, there's been a 43 percent increase
in violent crime since I left office,
including a 58 percent increase in rape,
89 percent increase in aggravated assault,
and a 56 percent increase in stone cold robbery.
July 4th weekend in Chicago, 117 people were shot.
One.
You know your background is.
Said you have to do it the Aki way.
It's hanging on Muslim.
And I have to do it the Aki way, like they do in New York.
He did say that, but he said it in a Mickey Mouse voice.
Hey, chef.
Yes, chef.
Okay.
Can you have a raise, chef?
No, already.
Wait, what if I'm assembling and then serving?
No, you can't.
You can't serve country.
I'm not serving country?
It's just their choice between a cheeseburger or a deluxe burger, okay?
Whoa!
So cheeseburger is just a burger, bun cheese, okay?
Deluxe burger is burger bun cheese lettuce tomato onion.
That's too many things.
It's just the same as the cheeseburger with lettuce tomato onion.
Right.
So you're no longer a salad?
When he does a salad, he gets bun cheese.
Dumb.
Everybody in the first round gets chips. Later, when we finish a round, we'll have a quick little meeting about the new menu, but today's menu is just burgers, or deluxe burgers. So whoever is taking orders...
Taking orders? That's right. That's right, I'm going to be taking orders. Why is he taking orders? I can't get them out.
I think that's bullshit. So whoever is taking orders...
I think he wants a pretty order roll.
Hey, focus.
Is that the pre-order order?
When you take the order, you have to set this to five minutes and then start.
That's all we have to make our order is five minutes.
If we do not get their order done in five minutes,
they get a refund to come out of our pre-check.
Yeah.
What?
With real money.
That's true.
Wait, wait, wait.
That's pre-check.
That's bullshit.
I didn't sign up for any of this.
What is it about?
IRL overcooked.
There's a timer.
If we go over the time, how much money goes out of your pocket?
20 bucks.
Oh my God.
Every order we fucked up, also they get there
and you give them their own order, they look at it
and they only order to cheeseburger
and you give them a deluxe free fund.
They get back to life.
They won't do that.
They can't because the picture is helping.
Yeah, yeah.
The picture shows the way.
But, so.
What if they hide the picture?
They swallow my slush on it.
Love is taking the order.
This is where you're giving the customer.
They're in line with this.
This is what we're going off of.
So you're gonna make one of these.
That's not the way it actually happened.
Oh, yeah, you don't just get the B.L.
No, so this one's the B.B.L.
This one's B.B.L. with the Brazilian.
That's my call.
That's so confusing.
No reason.
How is that confusing?
Because the B.B.L. is Brazilian.
It's a Brazilian bullet.
I know, but it's a B.B.
What's the Brazilian matchup?
The Brazilian wax is also a B.B.
Why are you going with just Brazilian?
Because you're different.
You're just a different thing.
It's not all, it's a different country.
It's going to be different countries.
Argentina.
So they're going to have their name here, so you're going to write their name.
I wrote their name?
Yes, you're taking up a order.
It's a personalized place.
So I write Samantha.
I know she has a burger in chips, because this round all you can get is a burger in
chips.
But she got a dislike.
I go like this.
I say order up.
Yeah, okay.
I'm telling you, this sounds sweet.
Unfortunately, we are going to switch.
Oh, we're going to switch.
I'm just going to let you go.
You're not going to be the person.
Okay.
Name 100 people.
Stop it.
Stop it!
Okay, now over here!
So, call me up.
This is gonna get cracked.
Oh, we're coming up?
Yeah.
You're calling?
The chef!
The chef!
Do you have to wear the chef's gear?
Yeah, we'll put it on.
Is there one that fits me?
Yeah.
Oh no, it's too small for me.
It actually is.
It's not.
It'll be fine.
Your large Turkish rampage wasn't.
It just doesn't fit this.
It's like barely.
Okay, I think I mean I don't want to do it
It's not free slice cheese
You
Yeah, uh-oh, wrap your sandwich up.
You're gonna take their money, you're gonna take their money,
you have to put it in the bag, give them a sticker,
attach the sticker to it, you gotta ask them what chips they want, they'll tell you.
You grab your chips from here, you say, here you go, and they go.
Wait, so order taker has to also give it back?
No, it's up to whatever, however we want to break this up.
But if you do that, then you have to re-wash hands and also put gloves back on, no?
If you hand the food, you're in so many great countries right now, crazy, Portland.
That's a good start.
Argentina, Brazil, Venezuela, chill, chill.
So, so I'll have a...
Yeah, I feel great about it.
Okay, go put your chef stuff on.
Yay.
I don't think this is going to go well if I'm being honest.
We're mic'd up.
Oh my god, we get it, you're tall.
No, I'm scared, I'm like...
So we can hear all four of us right now individually?
Do we uh...
Okay.
There was a line and now there's no line. Did they do that mean they were like scared?
Oh, I thought they were just like scared that we are gonna kill them with our food
with my
incident
You have to wear the chef shit
Yeah, you can do the apron
You can do the apron
You don't have to wear the chef hat
Wait, is this the chef underwear?
You have to wear the chef underwear
You have to wear the chef underwear
You don't have to wear the chef hat
You don't have to wear the chef underwear
You specifically have to wear the chef.
I'm not there, no!
No one wants to see it.
That's crazy.
Whoa!
That's a special.
I think it is true.
It's been also a sanitary for me to fall.
Like I feel like, I feel like, you know, just the apron is falling.
Wait, this is a tree on you.
Yeah, you're wearing this apron.
Yeah.
I thought your name on it.
I'm gonna wear this one.
Here you go.
Here's your wrist brace.
Thank you.
Jeff, are you providing cigarettes for us?
For me to get a Marcelette?
Yes, we need to get our own smoke cigarettes.
Uh, yes.
Here you go, folks.
If you both smoke cigarettes, you have to do that.
No?
You've also got a, um...
I don't want to smoke cigarettes for Russia already, guys.
That's like, nice.
What, is that what it is?
I feel like this is always going to be rush hour.
Like, it's never not going to be rush hour.
Yes.
Oh, it's waxing?
Yeah.
But it's like a mental thing.
I don't think it's like...
I don't think it's like a fraud.
So you can rub it and it'll be fine?
No.
Oh.
So $50 stuff.
Okay.
I don't like that.
Look at that.
Yeah, but look at this.
You only have some hands that are so hard.
I don't know why some cameras are plastic in summer.
I use the weight of the camera with the weight.
Like I just balance.
Of course we have fans just asking.
It's just so plastic.
Well I'm sure Niko could send out helpers.
Yeah, we go, okay.
I need helpers.
Can you tie him on shit, fan fan?
I'm just walking around.
Sam?
Sam, what are you doing?
Do you like it tight?
Not tight.
He's back.
Maybe you're gonna put a baby in your mouth
before you watch it.
I already did it.
Yes, chef!
Oh, it's so beautiful.
Especially when it comes to handling food, I feel like people get really...
We do. I'll make all the chaps now.
All the meat is beyond perfect.
How do you put this in?
So no one can get sick, no one can eat raw meat.
We thought about it, we thought about it.
Is this how you clamp it up?
Oh, I think she has to put it on. That's what Ben did.
She needs to put it on.
Yeah, and he's studying it on his thing.
I don't think he's going to say it.
Jack, you'll be alright.
Not general.
You can tell who's actually done IRL training in this group, but they're both...
You can tell who's actually...
Yeah, I just realized that. When you put it on...
That's what you have all the time.
Yeah, he's on some...
I'm just hard-bodied like that.
Chill.
Yeah, this is like not a good time to have a dramatic reconstruction of the Twitch application.
Alright, Chefs, I'm ready, Chefs.
Okay, so it seems like Slime has volunteered.
I gotta turn you down.
To be the top first?
Slime has volunteered.
Slime has volunteered.
Should I put on that shirt?
Nah.
You look like you should be cooking.
you look like you've never been a goddamn city like that no yeah okay so
you're cooker cooker chef and then you express concern about shopping so you
You don't want that rule.
I'd rather serve.
She'd rather serve.
I would like to assemble it.
So then you'll assemble it.
I'll assemble it and serve it.
Right?
Is the assembly serving?
I assume the assembler is serving.
Why am I asking you questions?
I feel like you're taking a leadership role.
So I know you're taking a leadership role.
You're technically taking orders then.
Is that fine?
Yeah.
When are you going to do that?
I'll be the one prepping.
I'm prepping.
I think you put choppy.
So I'm prepping and chopping.
Wait, who's chopping?
Oh, you're chopping.
I'm chopping.
Chopper yo, that's a freaking good reference. Don't be reference don't use in the chapter that reference
So there's no cigarettes
This is good tonight
I don't think it's gonna get me out of my hand.
I don't know if I'm gonna fuck with this, you guys bet.
But I can't help my children like to go pee.
I'm first like to pass it.
I'm second to all of this.
Hey, wash hands.
No.
Wash hands and put them in gloves.
Wait, we're putting out gloves.
Why do we have to wash our hands?
You have to do it well.
You can't touch your hair.
She's taking a fucking question.
Or...
Yeah, sorry.
Sorry, I actually live in a Soviet Union.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Alright, I'm taking you guys up.
Got it, got it, got it.
How do you fuck it up?
Yeah, it's...
It's even more slowly working.
It's not going to be easy.
All right, that's it.
You take it.
I'm gonna pull a muscle doing this.
I don't know how to take it.
I'm not even kidding.
Well, now with a fucking fat-ass ugeo-stab on,
can you help me?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Okay, all right, we're doing we're going into the bathroom. We're about to do we're about
to go into the bathroom but like this time it's appropriate and not illegal. Oh my god,
this is what I look like. I look so goofy. I look ridiculous. Okay. Oh, wash your hands.
This is a no it's in here you wash your hands in here. Are you pissing?
I'm so tight.
Mine is perfectly fine.
fine. Weird. Why are you guys having such a hard time with your hat?
You gotta take your smock off of your pee.
Yeah, your smock, your smock, your apron, you're gonna be able to give us a little bit of pee.
Oops, sorry.
Oh, that's good?
Yes.
Okay, where is the, where is the gloves? I'm already washed.
Do you have the extra large ones, Sam?
The extra large gloves.
okay the way you say that makes me immediately want to touch my face
like i don't know what it is but like something about it
Okay, I feel like
I might I mean it's tight on my head to I'm just not complaining you know cuz I'm locked in
Okay, I figured a way to not touch my face while also, while also rubbing my
nose. The phone. There you go.
Chef, I'm ready to go. Chef, what am I doing? I don't know what my orders are.
Chef, you look like a chef. You look like a fucking burger.
you want extra meat on your burger big boy how do I assemble a burger
meat thermometers stop standing around and prep my guy I'm not prepping oh
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Here. I didn't touch my head.
Just look, I could tell just going to be
hella annoying about the touching shit.
I can already see it. I'm I'm I'm I'm
chill. Chill. Chill.
Hey, you just start prepping.
Is what my chat is saying.
Oh, your checks back.
See me. Let's break their back.
See me, too. Don't worry.
How about your chest?
That's me.
Look, I'll have to know how we're going
to the restaurant.
you did? I did. For like a youtube video? Yeah. Are you lying? No. Did you get a
Michelin star chef to come to your fucking house and make a youtube video and now you're comparing
you to the tumultuous ways of working in a fucking goddamn kitchen? That's not a Michelin
Star restaurant. Oh my God! April! Wait, okay, so I assembled a burger, right?
Cutie! Oh my God, you just tapped in that shit. With your bare hands.
Cutie, I have a question to check.
What do you mean, like legit?
There's a lot of containers here.
I just take a burger.
I put it, you know, fun patty cheese.
Bum patty cheese.
No ketchup and mayo.
They got to do that shit on their own.
Okay, and then let us to make it up here, can I put my bag up here, can I put my bag up here, can I put my bag up there, prop it up in a location, okay I'm going to do that.
The bag is sanitized, Chad. Shut the fuck up.
Fuck, I probably shouldn't have...
It feels weird not like actually touching the food with your hands.
With the gloves?
Yeah with the gloves.
It just feels weird.
She's not cheese duty.
No, you're not cheese duty.
I'm giving you cheese duty.
I'm opening the bag.
I'm giving you cheese duty.
Cheese.
That's good.
That's good.
That's the automatic seat.
You're acting so well.
You're doing a good job.
The knife she gave me is plastic.
I'm a plastic knife.
What's your time at?
Uh, 4th or 8th.
We have higher contacts.
What is your name?
Jack I'm stress.
I need you to get me a few more minutes.
I need you to get me a few more minutes.
I need you to get me a few more minutes.
Uh, Jack Sam?
I need you to get me a few more minutes.
What is that?
It's practically sharp like a stone.
I need you to get me a few more minutes.
I don't know.
He gave me a job, I'm doing his job for him.
Let's go from meat first to a salad, Jeff.
You can give it a straight two. You can put it to the right.
You can place the whole of the kimchi in there.
Okay, ready for us.
Ready for us.
Please stop. How do I put my kimchi in there?
Wait a minute.
This is how you put your kimchi on the pan at her home.
It's on the pan.
100%. Judy, are we melting the cheese?
I'm gonna put some of the cheese on.
I need you to see all of it.
I'm standing on this shit.
They don't even bring the cheese on it.
I got my mail time.
You have a box to put in the box.
There you go.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
We talking about the grill.
It's on the cheap, man.
We want it on the cheap, you know.
I need you.
There we go.
I need you.
I need you.
There we go.
There we go.
Okay, where do I, where do I?
I'm stressed out.
I don't know how to do it.
I don't know how to do it.
What do you mean?
You're the set lead.
I'll do it.
I'm gonna help you.
You can do it.
You can do it.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
All right, Argentina.
Argentina, ready to go?
We're so sorry.
We're so sorry.
We're so sorry.
I'm gonna take out the station.
Take out the station.
I'm gonna take you to the police.
I'm gonna hide you.
Turn around.
That's all you've done.
Argentina, ready to go.
I'm gonna put you in that container.
It is?
I'm gonna put you in that container.
It's hot.
It's too hot.
Argentina, Argentina, ready to go, chef.
Thank you.
Argentina, ready to go.
10 orders.
You want me to get a burger?
I'll give you that one.
I need one.
What's next? What's next?
What's next?
Who's the shithead?
No!
Okay, who's the one?
I'm just gonna work my ass off of you.
Stop it.
I'm gonna get you yourself.
I was hoping to get you to work.
No more archers!
This is getting out tomorrow.
I hate our machines!
I have to see you on this.
I'm sorry, chef.
Yeah, yeah.
Right there.
Right there.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Here.
Oh my god.
Who did that?
Who did that?
Hey, I don't know.
You actually?
No, I didn't.
You finished.
That's awesome.
Wait, how are you going to finish?
I'm going to finish.
All right.
One more Argentina coming right up.
That's why I said so.
I can put a uniform on this one.
Damn it.
One more Argentina.
All right.
Yo, Argentina, man.
Thank you, man.
All right.
I'll have you.
All right.
I need everything, but especially lettuce.
All right, one more Argentina coming up, chef!
I'll give you these.
All right, one more.
One more.
Oh, it's a nice fight.
I like it.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
What's your name?
What?
Just one.
Yeah.
I'm a freshman for five years.
There he is.
Right here.
Yeah.
That's what I was talking about.
All right.
That's all right.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
What do I do with the money?
Alright, what's next?
What's next?
What do you want?
What do you have?
Just a cheeseburger?
That's it, just regular cheeseburger.
No take-backs!
You said regular cheeseburger.
One cheeseburger.
This comes from right here.
Where the hot sauce works.
Oh!
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
All right, you're doing all right.
It's been a while.
You're doing all right.
I got you.
I got you.
Hurry, hurry, hurry.
Yeah, hurry, hurry, hurry.
No, no, no, no.
Just put them in there.
Put them in there.
Put them in there.
Put them in there.
Get ready.
Get ready to practice.
I'm not going to let you speak.
OK.
OK.
No.
Stop it.
I'm going to put you on the line.
All right, burger meat.
OK.
I'm not going to put you on the line.
Oh, wow.
That's a big thing.
I'm not going to hurt you.
Burger meat up.
Burger meat up.
Uh, uh, you just saw this.
All right.
What do we have on the docket?
Hey!
Jesus!
Hey!
Make it up!
Are we ready?
Jesus!
Oh, please!
Oh, shit!
We have two planes!
Fuck!
My bad, hold up!
Hey, do we have the archer?
Jesus!
Do you play any more?
See you later!
Hey, I'm too slow to not, okay?
I'm working on this!
I'm working on this!
I'm working on this!
I'm working on this!
Oh, shit!
Oh, two planes coming right up!
What do you guys want for chips?
Three of them.
What's that here?
Oh, fuck, my camera fell.
My bag fell.
Oh, Jesus.
Come on, three of them.
I'm gonna fix you guys in a second, but wait, can we get out of here and I'll fix my head, please?
What's next? What's next?
One more plate coming right up.
Do you want to wear it?
No, I'd rather have it over there.
Surely sorry to songs
Surely that will work
That's a great call out
Oh
I think we might be out of crunchy Cheetos.
Was it supposed to be all right?
Yeah.
Okay, you got Puff Cheetos.
I'm sorry.
Here you go. Thank you for coming.
I'll order.
You got regular?
Yeah.
Come on.
You got regular?
Yeah.
Come on.
You got regular?
Yeah.
You got regular?
Yeah.
Come on.
You got regular?
Yeah.
You got regular?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's not your plan.
It's just gonna be anything else.
Anything, anything else?
Alright, we're gonna have to take a weapons chatter.
And I'm gonna have to talk to my friend, Sam.
He's got a big, big right.
He's got a big, big right.
He's got a big right there.
Another half cut.
Right to the bird.
Coming right up.
Maybe the bird.
It's the bird, Sam.
It's the bird.
How do you know how to greet the kid?
Uh, yeah, we got a lot of regular stuff, so it's pretty good.
What kind of stuff are you taking to life?
What?
We're ranked the redones.
What kind of stuff are you taking to life?
Um, well, I'm losing my mind.
It's like, all the top...
Okay, we got a few ranked the redones.
You got paint like you did with the teeth.
I need a supreme.
I got supreme.
Got it.
Hold on.
You got my supreme?
Now, we're waiting on pennies.
Oh, we're... Oh, come on.
How many pennies should we have right now?
I don't know if it's three, four, five pennies.
Five pennies, you know how to drill?
Oh, I think that's my favorite.
But that's the plane, too.
Who won't have that? You got it, brother.
This is the plane.
This is the plane.
No, no, no, no.
You're on the screen. You get a screen, man.
I'm gonna make you a screen. Don't worry.
You should have it fucking slow. My God.
I mean, you said you'd cheat, brother.
No, I don't aspire to be a football player.
I'm not a football player.
What are the next two actors to bring?
I'm going to play this.
Is that a BBL or a Eugene or a BBL?
Is that a BBL?
BBL? Okay, okay.
What are the first two actors?
BBL.
First two actors to come up.
Oh, sir.
I don't think I'm going to be able to get up there.
I don't think I'm going to be able to get up there.
I don't think I'm going to be able to get up there.
Here you go, sir.
Thank you.
Please come again.
Hopefully I'm getting food for you.
Oh, gosh!
Oh, gosh!
Oh, gosh!
Oh, gosh!
Oh, one more supreme coming right up.
You got supreme?
Yes, sir.
Supreme.
Supreme.
Okay.
Supreme.
You want Fritos, got it.
A terrible choice, but a lot of people like Fritos, so it is what it is.
You know what I'm saying, Chad?
Okay, here you go, Daston, have a great day.
What do you think?
Thank you.
All right, we're playing for Derrick.
How you play?
How you play?
All right, what two-step?
All right, what, who's that?
Oh, he's just put forth 100 now.
Okay, put forth his gun.
Check, put forth on the crew.
We need a plan for a dammit in two screens.
You're smoking teeth!
What?
Plane?
Won't play two screens!
How are you getting back to the place, Jeff?
Right now?
Give me a click in the feed, give me one, too.
You get one, and give me one.
He's putting his gun in the feed, man.
Okay, all right, I'll put it in the feed, man.
Oh, my God.
I have.
Well, that's why I'm going to get a hit.
Yes.
Water.
There.
Come on.
Three, come before me.
Oh, awesome.
Come on.
All right, you got to work around this.
Good, good, good.
Keep doing this.
You're doing well.
You're doing well.
What kind of, uh, what kind of chips do you have?
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
I do, yeah.
It's good.
It's good.
I'm locked in ultra instinct dude.
I'm trying to move it.
Put it in there, it's on.
Oh, you got the laser there?
Yeah.
I'm sorry that I can't fucking put the uh...
I'm sorry that I can't put the bag on you.
The brain!
What's next, chef?
The brain!
Jesus.
Alright, come on, let's go for it.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, I'm just going to start by the other team.
I don't know where they are.
I'm just going to start with the other team.
Oh, shit.
The foil is too small, Chad.
That's why the Birdie guy didn't wrap up perfectly.
It's a bit too small.
What's that?
That's my best shot.
There you go.
Thank you.
We got one more.
We got one more supreme.
Bring it up.
Burn me up.
Burn me up.
Wait.
Burn me up, burn me up.
You said pops? Oh great.
I'm getting better now.
You got four to see.
I'm getting better now.
Forty seconds for a double.
A double?
It's like this.
Oh!
Okay.
Uh, and then a plane after the screen.
Plan it.
Okay.
We're doing it, okay?
All right.
Uh...
It's a plane.
It's a plane.
It's a plane.
It's a plane.
It's a plane.
Right here!
I don't like playing out.
What the hell are you doing with her?
Alright, we got two of the leftists on the hook.
We got a slower one now.
We're against the patties. I'm too fast.
Stop!
Somebody dance!
Hey! Hey!
Stop it!
What is it, playing?
I think I can.
Cheeto?
Cheeto?
Cheeto?
Cheeto?
Ranch?
Hey, where the fuck did my foil go?
Uh, this is a family of my people's facts.
Where's my foil?
Come on!
Come on!
I need to find it up here!
It's not easy.
How are you doing, guys?
Get away!
Cheeto?
Cheeto?
Cheeto?
Cheeto?
Cheeto?
Cheeto?
Cheeto?
Cheeto?
Cheeto?
Cheeto?
Cheeto?
Cheeto?
Cheeto?
Cheeto?
Cheeto?
Cheeto?
Cheeto?
All right, man.
Thank you.
And the U.S.A.
You have us.
We have a code.
Not a serious.
It's serious.
They have?
Actually?
What is that?
Fuck me up!
Let's get a move on boys, get a refund!
You guys free right? Up thanks?
I got it.
Fuck you something shit, bud.
God, can't you son?
Oh
We just got the commitment, so make that start.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I'm gonna die now.
Oh, you gotta be alive.
You need a horse.
You gotta be alive.
I'm gonna die.
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
Okay.
Regular coming right up, this man.
What would you like for your...
for your change?
No, no, no, no.
You want these bars when you get out there in real time, then not.
I want it here.
I can't make for a four-three-bottom channel.
Two more Supremes. I need two more Supremes.
I can't make for a four-three-bottom channel.
Oh, no.
Take that.
Woo-hoo.
Open the back door.
You got a chip?
Who?
Okay.
Thank you so much.
Yo!
Hey, where do you open the foil, though?
He's back here, bro.
I don't know why.
He keeps traveling.
Hell yeah!
Okay!
Okay!
What's up?
Oh, yes!
Spring!
Chris!
Yeah!
All right!
Woo!
We're done for now, right?
Two minutes.
Shift over!
Shift over!
All right, shift over!
All right, shift over!
Two minutes?
Two minutes?
We're gonna have a game!
We're gonna have a game!
I'm taking these off.
I'm using my hands.
Okay.
Upies chat, upies. Also at the top of the hour there's a 3 minute ad break. If you
want to see the reviews, all you need to do is subscribe for $5.00 or for free.
Okay, you did it for me?
Oh, I guess it won't run then.
Wait, how the fuck is Trogan?
No.
If you've been serving it, you have to try it.
You got to try it.
It's not bad.
Okay, Slime said it's not bad.
One out of ten, what do you give it?
You gotta try it.
You gotta try it.
You gotta break it up.
It's not bad.
Slime says it's not bad. One out of ten, what do you give it?
Seven.
Seven? Okay, well...
Unitoriously talking about eating garbage though.
You're after the seven.
Wait, actually, it's not bad.
It's not bad? Thank you.
Solid 6.5.
Legitimately surprising.
It's not even cooked well.
Come on. This ain't bad at all. I'm gonna eat this whole thing.
And then did you want to bite?
No, we're out of tulip balls.
I don't know!
All right. Be honest.
Oh, so good.
He's so good.
Where's the burger?
I'm gonna throw it away.
Did you eat the whole thing?
So you ate the whole thing.
So you ate the whole thing? Okay.
I ate breakfast after.
Did anyone here think the burger was bad?
Put your hands up, be honest, please.
Oh, keep your hands up!
Keep your hands up!
We got both on this table. Let's go.
You both raise your hand here, right?
I'm going to terminate it.
Why the fuck did you do that?
No, no, uh, sorry, uh, give your honest thoughts.
Here's what you got to do. Are you ready?
Okay, are you really touching your food?
Yeah. That's an ocean violation.
I made the food.
Here's what you got to do.
Okay, in order to spice it up.
Are you mansplaining how to eat a damn burger right now?
I'm fat-splitting and you rip it open you rip it open and you put the
fucking you put the piece in there all of a sudden it's a little secret from the
old country did it improve? Honest question, what did you not like about it?
Like the bun was soggy? What's your name sir? That looks so cooked.
You're saying the bun is cold so you want the buns grilled.
You don't want the buns grilled but you don't want them cold?
You want us to sit on it like a hen?
Okay, alright, alright we need warm buns, herd, herd chefs.
Any more advice or feedback we should give?
Did you guys get a beat back?
Oh, but I have to die.
What was that?
Can we please melt the cheese?
Yes, yes!
He started doing it later.
I got the first melted one. It was tasty.
The cheese melting has improved.
Thank you for your feedback. Thank you all for coming.
Did you know that carcinogens are good for you?
It's like a glass of red wine.
Right back in there, chef.
Right here.
Can I have my face?
Yeah, I'll have it with your eyebrows set.
I'll take off in a moment.
They are trying.
Can you make my face sad?
Okay!
Wait, so the Max is four?
Yeah.
That's incredible.
Oh, okay.
Well?
I thought we were going to be poisoning people.
Is that beauty?
What?
I got a couple complaints.
What?
I would like for one of my teammates to do something.
It's interesting you spoke up first.
No, because I was interested, because I didn't say a name.
No, because I was hard carrying, so...
Hard slide! Did you hear what you said?
Yeah.
He was hard carrying, son.
You were hard carrying.
No, he says he was hard carrying.
No, I was hard carrying.
100%.
I really don't think that's true.
100%.
What do you think you were doing that was so much?
Not only was I doing it suddenly, but I was also serving as well.
So your job.
We have to change all the rules.
I'm in a position.
All right, guys, here it is.
We have to change all the rules.
We have to change all the rules.
Wait, why?
I have to pee.
Good luck.
OK.
You got to take off your backpack and your apron.
Fuck you.
OK.
I have to pee.
Yeah, that's fine.
I'm going to take over rail duty if no one wants.
I feel comfortable.
What would you like, actually?
OK, so you want to go there?
So serve as a send leader.
Service assembly, yeah, that's all what you want.
I mean, I don't do prep, but no one is going to just use prep.
At the end of the day, the way that it works, it might be scary so far, is that no matter who's doing the prep,
you're not just shopping like a madman.
At a certain point, there's a finite amount that just lets you know.
So you just have to start assisting on the assembly, which is what you did do when you did a decent job at it,
That's why I was saying I'm fucking hard carry.
How does that sentence end with you saying that I'm shocked?
Assange, you're out of taking orders then.
That seems very complicated.
I can do assembly.
Or not assembly, I'm out of chopping.
Mike, you know what?
He's my prep.
All right.
I'll take orders.
Or is that you?
I was gonna put something.
You're in assemble, he's prep.
I'll take orders.
Frankly?
I'll make face to the truth.
I would rather kill myself.
I think this guy's prep.
He is so unbelievably hard to handle.
He believes that he is offering a service that does not exist.
I'm just kidding.
He said he's offering a service that does not exist.
How did he finish his sentence like that?
I don't know.
ChadGPT couldn't come up with that sentence.
He's a future generation.
This is an HR problem.
If you all want to talk to me individually about...
So you guys aren't like unionized, you're already open.
He was hanging around.
So, you don't want to like, help the insurance for you?
Well, he's been cooking with an open wound.
Yeah, that's fine.
No, it can't happen.
It's not that open.
It's definitely open.
It's open today.
It's not like it, because it's older, it works.
Yeah, it's a new, fresh wound, and it's just normal, clean blood.
Uh, you might find that now the sides are changed.
They can choose between chips or clementines.
Wow.
So, so you're taking orders?
Yeah.
Okay, so one issue with the order taking is that...
Communicate to me is how many patties I gotta be firing up.
I mean, everybody needs a patty.
Yeah, but like, it's gonna be a head-to-head, too.
And everybody needs cheese on their patties.
Well, how much? It's 50 people, right?
Yeah, so you put 250 patties.
So yeah, at the end of the day, you need to put 50 burgers with cheese on them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's what I need to do.
That's good to know. 50.
You have to cut 50 pieces of cheese.
Yeah.
And that's pretty much it.
Are you baking in the kitchen, ma'am?
Yeah, I can't. The order taking was too stressful.
I would...
So now when I take an order, I do the timer thing?
Yeah, I'll help you to start.
Or my cigarettes.
Okay, does anyone else need a pee break?
Here's the thing I want to say.
Even though while I was taking a piss,
there was a lot of shit talking happening.
Not here. We have HR though.
I just wanted to commend everyone picking up other people's slag, except for Lug.
No, he's wrong, but he's fine.
No, I'm joking. Everybody actually did.
You know what, guys? Hands in.
Okay. Hands in, and then everyone wash your hands and we're doing our next batch.
Alright. Team open wound on three?
Team. One, two, three.
Open wound!
Which we have.
We don't have open wounds.
There are no open wounds.
Well, what about the wound in my heart?
Guys, watch your hands!
Especially after the shit talking.
I would like to make a formal HR complaint.
A formal HR complaint?
The shit talking is crazy.
Also, I thought we would get a union mandated smoke break.
Oh, no. Not this.
I didn't get a union.
We don't have a formalized union.
We must unionize.
I hope you don't whistleblowers get fired.
We have to unionize, that's right.
Send this to them.
All whistleblowers will die.
Give it a go, yes.
Power no.
Bit of a union bust over here before it gets too crazy.
I'll be honest.
I'm gonna put the camera on because there was heaters in my chat that were also not permanent.
I don't know you're here today.
Why?
Well, there's no way to fit two backpacks in a book.
So I got to decal the loud.
No, no, I'm gonna just wear it.
That's what I'm saying, two people can't wear backpacks in a rapid cook because it's too big, it's a two-term kill.
But I'll just set foot, I'll probably know.
Guys, you can swap.
They can't even get real.
It's one of the cultures.
Yeah. Hello, boy.
We're running behind you guys, we're running behind.
It's gotta wait. People have to wash, they gotta wash their hands, we gotta wait for that.
That is a long line outside.
It is crazy.
It feels like our average rating...
I think the rules, well, actually, we should have angled out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where's your guy?
Shara, what do you think?
Do you think we did better than you expected?
I think we did better than expectations.
I thought we'd get way more refunds, honestly.
Also, I don't think people understand the assembly position.
I'm not even like eating my own.
I'm not even like, I'm not joking when I say this.
the assembly position, especially when you're serving as well as the hardest one, no jokes, no memes.
Here's the mo-
But maybe I'm wrong, we'll see, maybe the prep is actually the easiest.
Or maybe the prep is actually the hardest, and I'll find out, but...
Wait, where are the extra large gloves?
Are you on the are you are you on the grill again? Are you still grill master?
Wait, are you still grill master or are you taking order?
Okay, I'm grill master
Is someone with hands turn this off for me? Oh you you have hands
I want to slide it. I can't see chat. I don't want to show anything on the camera
Fuck it no chat
Uh, three minutes on each side, typically.
You see, then?
It should be good.
Oh, yeah.
This is terrible.
This is a terrible knife.
Oh, my God.
Lud, you weren't wrong.
This is the most blunt knife in America.
Oh, no, don't use the knife.
Use the, uh, use the, uh...
The bread?
Yeah.
Cut cheese first.
Cut cheese first.
All right.
All right.
Yeah!
Time to grill.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
No, it's not in the container, it's just foil.
All you gotta do is put it in the foil.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my God, that's a big ass slice of cheese.
Somebody's gonna get lucky.
Yeah.
Oh, you're brilliant.
So.
You want me to put it off? No, you have to pepper it first!
Tomatoes on here. Oh fuck, we got the onions too. I got to prep onions.
Wait, how the fuck do I, what do I use for the onions, Lud?
You use a knife, bro?
Always use that knife.
Alright.
Alright, that was good.
Alright, that's good.
Get my loudest.
Is that anything I need? Oh, no.
Ugh!
Where's the trash for this?
Blood?
Ah, trash is over here.
I'm on your side
We got I got it. Let's start. There's no way
Let's start. Oh my god. Let's go
I like him cheesy
I'm gonna get free of your debt.
Look, what can I get you to do?
And you guys are the ass free of the debt.
I'm gonna turn it off and shit.
We have to go over.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Chad, before you yell at me
for fucking cutting fake leaf,
you have to remember, we literally
do not have proper tools for this, okay?
I think you might have literally enough onion for the entire thing.
I don't think anybody cares about the order, by the way.
I think you're going to be here, stamp in.
Your major job here is going to be looking at who the first person is, looking at their
timer, being mindful, and making them their order immediately.
Yeah, making sure you go over there, ask them what their chip is, grab the chip,
in the bag. I am. I am. I am cutting it a little bit thinner. I just want everybody
I didn't know that I did not. I actually got over it on.
Hey, the lunch is ready!
Hey, don't be crazy!
Thank you.
Here you go.
This is the...
Oh, God. What did you do?
One tomato. One tomato only. You don't have to put two.
There's too much tomato.
Too much onion, too. You can put less.
Okay.
Less is more. Less is more.
Here, I'm gonna start dumping these.
I'm gonna start dumping these on here, okay?
The sandwich architecture falls apart if you put too much ingredients.
What the fuck is this, though?
Seizing!
Have you been seizing them?
Yeah, of course.
You haven't been forgetting, right?
Thank you.
Sorry.
Here you go.
What?
Here you go.
Okay.
All right.
Here you go.
I wonder how many we've prepped over there.
It's easy.
This is easy, Chad.
This is so easy.
Just kidding.
It's not easy at all.
This shit sucks.
I would never trade this for my money.
I would never trade this for my fucking pushy ass twitch streaming job, okay?
Yeah, one tomato one lettuce one onion um what's next what's next all the way
One piece of lettuce one tomato and a couple couple things on Ian
Here's another deluxe for you, Fanfan, up here.
You can come by.
Good.
If you come by.
Yeah.
Come on.
Okay.
Okay.
Why do we need a needle?
I don't need it.
We're gonna talk to him about that.
Let me see.
That's my job.
I'm helping.
I'm helping.
Don't complain, it's good.
You're going to take a white piece of cheese and yell at me.
I'm still locked.
You know what the fucking find is.
This part of the lettuce sucks.
I'm not using it.
Okay, I switched up the lettuce.
It's like, it might be more complicated for you though now.
I got the biggest slice of cheese on the hand!
Awesome planning, chef!
Grab! Grab! It has to be thinner!
Someone left it! There's an update on me!
Chef, hurry up!
Oh, me hurry up!
I think you could literally make a quarter of that into...
Like, this is four patties, bro.
Well, that's one patty.
No, that's four.
Serve it up the hockey way.
I'm gonna push.
No, don't stay.
Trust me.
What's up, Nancy?
I'm not saying nothing.
What's next?
All the works?
Make me have the works for you.
What are those guys doing?
I don't know. I don't even want to discuss it.
It's disgusting.
It's not, it's not, it's delicious.
Okay.
What is this?
Top it up.
Squeeze it, you'll be fine.
That's crazy, this is a fucking piece, overall.
You're gonna love this.
You're gonna love this.
Here, the lux is all right.
I'm gonna need to add in extra,
I'm gonna need to add in extra condiments in here
because we need to balance the taste.
That's the benefit of having a fat chef over not a fat chef chat three go. There's another one no other way
This is two burgers, I'm gonna do two with the dope
That's crazy
What do you mean? Just break it down. I'll break it down for you. Is that fine? If I
Can I break it down? Is that all right?
Top these off.
Wait, hold on. Top them off.
This is insane.
There will be legends written about the burger size disparity.
Some people are really getting fucked over here
All right, you have two more that need to be packed up
I'll break the thick one
Not okay?
Breaking it up, it doesn't cover up surface area.
It should be flatter and thinner.
I feel like there's a bunch of little big pieces.
I know. These are old ones.
I started making them thinner.
I got one already!
Notice how I'm still doing pep chat?
It's because...
Those cheese are going to get too warm.
There it is.
We don't have a cheese slicer chat so the cheese is...
Let's see if it's cut on the stick.
That's a big one.
All right.
Rep is actually pretty solid.
I have a...
I can figure out exactly what we need
in real time.
So, for that reason,
I can figure out what our needs are.
If we need more tomatoes, I can cut more tomatoes.
onions, I can cut more onions. The problem is, other aspects of production are
slacking a little bit. Not the point of anybody, but someone decided to change
the secret recipe. Someone decided to change the secret recipe and turn it into a
smash burger. And now we're a smash burger place apparently, which is crazy.
easy. It is what it is. You keep working through it.
Okay, see the both sides?
Breaking these onions.
Right there, scratch them up.
Oh my goodness.
Thank you.
I need all the burger!
I don't know how to do this.
I don't know how to do this.
I don't know how to do this.
Oh yeah, yeah.
This is like three birds.
I'm seeing a bird.
I'm seeing a bird.
I'm not going to let it fly.
I'm not going to let it fly.
I'm not going to let it fly.
Are those, uh,
are there any, uh, are there any regulars or no?
I will close.
I will close.
One regular, okay.
How many more do I need to fire up, chef?
One.
Is it a regular coming out?
Yeah, yeah.
No, those are two butts.
You put it in two butts.
That's the bottom, two bottoms.
Oh, that's crazy.
Okay.
I feel like this route casking.
Here I got another premium supreme. This route pass is very helpful for my my author.
Yeah coming right up.
The last one those are the last.
Oh okay two regulars and four deluxe.
What do you think we're ready?
What do you think we're ready?
What do you think we're ready to think?
Oh, they're right!
Oh, they are?
Whichever one is up next, like, make sure...
Hold on.
Hold on.
Let me use water bottle chat. Check out this chat.
Check out this chat.
Here, I don't know how to put this up.
Here, I don't know how to put this up.
That?
Okay.
What do we need? Maybe we need an onion?
Uh, let's see here.
Ooh, nah nah nah, I'll do my ancient technology.
What?
Uh, right here. I need to see the reward.
Alright everyone, now we have a little break.
Who has the silliest name on our order?
Is this just a little over?
Who has the silliest name?
Uh, look at that name, Andre.
Wow, what a joker I'm telling you about.
Actually, a good question, not much.
Please have one second, we're gonna have to talk to Fred.
Behind Chef.
This ain't nothing to me.
I feel like the I can't judge which layers of the onion are like edible
Some of the layers, like the onion is, what's up?
You left onion skin on your onion.
No I didn't.
This came from a country's burger.
I was just literally talking about how.
Please, come apologize to the country.
I will.
I was just talking about how, I don't know which layers of the onion are, like I can't
tell.
Come on.
Does that look like a skin to show the chappers?
Yes.
Okay, okay.
This looks like something.
Right over here.
Over here.
Can we go apologize?
I'm sorry.
Whose burger was it?
I apologize.
Jesus, please say more than I'm sorry.
I'm very sorry.
Do you want me to get all my hands in these and put my...
I would like to eat this.
That's what I thought.
Fine, actually.
Oh.
Yeah, you're right.
Isn't it, Steve?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, thank you.
Thank you for coming to our restaurant.
He is sorry.
I apologize.
Is there one more?
Is there one more, Steve?
Oh, I thought you were, like, literally...
If there's Steve, y'all better shut up.
No, I'm just kidding.
Okay, one, Steve.
That ain't too bad.
That ain't too bad.
Oh
Good move
Are these ready?
No, you have to see
Shit are we at a bun
Oh my God, we're literally out.
Before we started filming, we're filming.
The buns, chef!
How the fuck are we out of buns?
Pancakes!
Make sure, if you see any of the onions,
make sure it's not like a thick, crusty, outer layer.
Okay, all right.
Cause I, I...
The buns, give me!
We'll be right back.
We shared something.
You let the dogs off, yeah, I did.
I did.
I don't know how to eat this.
What do you need?
I'm just gonna make those buns.
Another supreme, ready, another supreme, ready.
Do we have any regulars coming?
Do we have any regulars coming?
Two ready to go! Two ready to go!
What is the stage five?
Another Supreme, ready!
Vampam, Supreme, ready!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, that's my fault.
Regular? Easy.
We got one regular.
What's next, Supreme again?
See you later, people.
Okay,
okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
You have to act it, I got no cut, I got no cut, buddy.
Small spat?
What's that?
We grill.
We grill.
Happy grill.
Alright, you got some cheese for me?
Yeah.
So much.
Can you sell me a steak?
Some of them are.
Here.
Cheese.
Cheese.
Cheese.
Cheese, cheese.
I got you.
I got, no we have cheese.
I want cheese.
Cheese.
The sick ones, you break them off and put them on top.
Like biz.
Get a burp.
Tomatoes.
I feel bad man stress.
I'm sweating.
Stress and sweat, that's what we need to be.
Tomatoes ready.
I got your station. Don't worry.
What's up next? What's up next? What's up next? Who's up next? Hey, what's your order?
What do you want? What? Deluxe, got you.
Okay, so I already have the food.
I'm gonna take some off of it.
Watch out.
These are great sauces.
Yeah.
Okay, great spice, man, great spice.
Thank you, thank you.
Okay, another supreme right here.
Pack it up.
Another supreme right here.
Pack it up.
Give me that guy.
I need it, I need it.
Yeah, we should have the biggest keys here to see your damn life,
but actually the last couple were great, so that's great.
Any regulars or old deluxe?
Any regulars lined up?
Deluxe, deluxe?
Do you have a deluxe?
Or where? Down the line?
Another Supreme, ready!
There's another Supreme up here!
There's another Supreme up here!
I think she forgot one of the
Supremes that I put up there,
and that's probably the reason why
we missed one.
Samson!
Supreme! Two Supremes up here!
There must be a bit of a...
...mint light service to change the thing.
Bro...
...if we shot at the...
...there's a chance we can...
Get up!
Get up!
Get down!
Bro, get up!
Get that one.
Oh
Regular oh shit
Regular
That's a regular
Another regular fan fan up here, ready?
Hey, actually, you know what I got.
That's a regular fan fan up there.
What's next, fan fan?
Fan fan, what's next?
Fan fan, what's that?
Fan fan, what's next? Wait, what's the what's the last one that you haven't given us a regular? Okay, got it
Fan fan regular ready up top got it
I'm going to get this back, thank you.
I know, you said regular, right?
Just making sure, regular, ready?
Deluxe?
I don't need cheese, we're going to be cooked in a second.
Oh, we have one more left.
Oh, okay.
The locks ready.
We have so many more lined up.
Is that ready?
That's good to go.
I'm listening to you.
Holy shit.
I'm dying.
I don't need to.
I'm getting off the track.
I need to get out.
I need to go.
I need to go.
I need to go.
I need to get out.
I need to get out.
I need to get out.
I need to go.
I'm ready!
8, 7, 7, 6, 5!
Wait, I want to know how I did that.
Did you guys hear that? You hear what Fanfan said?
I loved it! Fanfan is saying I carried her and you guys are saying I did a 2 or a 0.
I'm gonna get him right here.
Zero out of ten, regardless.
Y'all fucking suck, Chad.
You got a five minute break, and then you're gonna keep eating.
So, you can try to keep one breath.
Can we clean our stations ourselves?
Are you gonna do that?
Well, Jamie's coffee hurts, so I appreciate that.
Are you gonna clean our stations, or should we?
No, yeah, we'll get it.
We'll get a sleep in.
I don't know.
Oh!
Yeah, y'all are a bunch of fucking haters, dude.
I was doing like three stages of the same goddamn time, how dare you.
How fucking double-dog dare you, Chad.
My cheese cutting was very thick.
So I broke it.
So here's the thing.
No one here is fat, except for me.
So they don't understand.
When I'm making a burger, I'm thinking like,
will I be able to eat this?
So what I would do is I'd break apart the cheese
and put it on the burger, but that's too much
to expect from the grill master at that point.
So, oops.
I'll take ownership over my faults and failures,
including the onion skin.
That was terrible.
That was like unacceptable.
I would be so devastated if I ordered a burger
and there's a fucking onion skin in it.
I'd be so sad.
You know, you know,
three, three, one pair of gloves.
Yeah.
I mean, for sure.
You even saw taking the medicine tomatoes up off the mental
surface.
Well, I mean, you're going to saw the service rather than rolling
your nose.
I think I'm not gonna lie I'm not even self-wazing I think I'm doing a great
job I don't know I don't know I don't know what it is about like the route
task and like consistently doing the same thing over and over again but it
really appeals to me for some reason it's like a very it's a it's like
meditative almost I know the cheese cutting is yeah no I take on I want to
ship over that it was shit but it's just the fucking I'm having a great time
the break I'm using a fucking bread cutter to cut the cheese yes yes chef
Oh, you moved from Taz to Taz? Are you doing the new Taz wall?
No, it was rolled.
Did you take orders from the store?
No.
Why didn't you work in the first place?
I was...
I was cutting an assembler.
It's the red mayonnaise at the kitchen for sure. You do a lot of work.
Really?
No, no, no. I don't want to serve. It's the worst job.
I knew you were going to have a hard time.
That's why I was... When I said the first round, when I said I carried
And my brother's making fun of me. I was like he doesn't fucking know
No, it was it's the worst job
Assembly in service is the hardest one
You know you did give it with no common info
No, they've got the condiments themselves chat
But what's the mean?
Shit, what's the point of that?
You have zero control and you're doing fine.
You have the type of task that you're going to do.
You're going to do your thing.
What's your job?
I try to find that hide and put with my own pair of hands.
And it looks delicious.
It's not bad.
It's not bad, right?
It's fun learning.
You see the word super clean.
What should I get keyed?
Correct next, so you put next,
you can correct the cheese issue.
I'm not, I went crazy, I'm not even a lot of people.
I didn't pretty good at like, I don't know.
No, the thing that you were doing
where you started like putting the top over it
was actually pretty fire.
That was the next level.
I think that was engineering, it was ingenuity.
I know it's melting cheese out there,
that issue is the frozen beyond burgers,
the unfroze, and so I'm gonna have like
The cheese is fucking impossible to cut dude, like impossible to cut thin like it's a block
of cheese, and you have a bread cutter.
Nah, I can't remember that on my own.
That, uh, steaming with cheese thingy.
Um, I don't know.
It's okay, there.
It's okay.
Tomatoes and a salad.
We need to clean the knife.
Every time you get the cheese out of the bag.
You go as much as we're going to show.
You got time to lean.
You got time to clean.
That's funny.
Have you never heard that?
I didn't know.
All right!
It's awesome. You worked in a real kitchen.
Yeah.
I worked in a real kitchen.
Okay, so in your experience, does this compare?
No.
Uh, yeah.
Real kitchen?
I mean, it's weird that...
A real kitchen.
Yeah, it does.
It's just like truncated.
It's weird.
in the evening it's like not normal check them please see are we doing are we
doing good it's hard I think the second round I'll just say this man I think
they're gonna walk away with a customer experience
I feel like you're laughing and you might have thought of a joke just to have the same time I've been in the lab stay
we were thinking about that
Chad shut the fuck up they're cleaning the stations like these things are gonna
be clean by the time we get back. I ask. Goddamn, some of you are fucking annoying.
I'm gonna be honest with you. So goddamn annoying. And you just shut the fuck up.
Yeah it's just like, brrrrraaah! And they're typing re as well. Like knowing full well
that what they're doing is like, like, peach.
I think I mean do we have to change the ages again? I feel like I'm still gonna end up having to assemble half the fucking burgers no matter who is the one
Bro you are larbing your day though
It's just such a good question
It's environmental story
What are we doing?
Where's 2G?
Oh my God, this is tough.
I can't tell him.
I'm going to get the captain.
What were you asking the guests?
That was tough.
I said on the scale of the bridge,
I think he got the best part.
He had to stand in no way or anything.
He got money, and not water,
he had to stand not even a little.
He was just like five times.
He got the best part.
He got the best part.
Okay, one minute.
Damn.
All right.
Apparently there's not a lot of happy customers out there.
None of them think it's a eight to ten quality burger.
Wait, wait, wait.
Who's doing burger assembly?
Fan fan and I were doing it.
Can you guys tell me what thing
that you started ordering to assemble?
What?
What?
Fun?
Yeah?
Uh, tomato onion.
What?
Born patty tomato?
You put the lettuce above the patty.
Why was the lettuce shredded?
Why was the lettuce shredded?
Shredded it.
The lettuce is supposed to insulate the song of the tomato.
I feel like you're looking for someone else to put the finger of blame at
and it's like always suspiciously arriving at me.
It's the best part of the lettuce.
Well, it wasn't entirely shredded, first of all, but I didn't leave it leafy.
That's number one.
Number two, I was a shitting honey when you left the greenest parts of the goddamn lettuce
on when you were doing assembly.
It's the worst part of the lettuce.
It's bitter.
What?
The bottom of the lettuce is bitter.
The top is the best part.
No, the top is the bitter part.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
The greenest part?
The greenest part is the best part of the lettuce.
It's the worst part of the lettuce.
This is crazy.
It's crazy.
Look at what.
Can we all just sit and relax for two days?
Do you need a cigarette?
You said you're talking about the worst part
or just the worst part of that?
The best part is that I delivered them a customer
service experience, so that will never forget.
We're all the same.
All you care about is how you did, and not how we did.
I like how I'm making millions of dollars up for you guys
making something for the government.
I think it's better.
Did I run an ad?
No, I'm running it now.
I looked at it on 1732 before.
Did I run on top of the hour?
No, I didn't run it.
I'm just going back and forth.
Oh, it does.
Yeah, we're back there right now.
This is an on-play from the stand-up helpful.
I made America go just like that.
I think we've searched less.
Listen, guys, I mean, you really should get the bet back there.
I did the best I could.
I gave it an expectation.
How many stars do we get?
So, we have to get five refunds, so it's $100.
But we still got three stars.
Yay!
Yeah, good shit.
I think that's great, like honestly.
Wait, is four stars perfect only?
Yeah.
I think it's like
Let the guy who thinks the green part of the lettuce is bad be the lettuce
Oh, he's trying to escape the fact that they said the burger was under season
The burger was under season
I honestly think that is because the American diet has warped the palate
Oh, okay
Okay, so you're saying?
The classic American requires MSG on every square inch.
Okay, but we're a fast food joint, brother.
It's not like we're not serving wagyu right now, okay?
Straight from the cow's teeth.
All right, well, everybody?
Yes, chef.
This next round it is getting a little more intense
while we're occupying it.
I was expecting to see a little bit more cooking.
Well, they're on break.
We're on break.
We still got our federal 15.
No.
We're adding hot dogs.
No!
No!
No, shit!
Who's this for?
Who's this for?
I'm going to give it to Marat.
I'm going to give it to Marat.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm going to listen to you.
It's next year.
Sorry, it's next year.
It's next year.
It's hot season.
I mean, it was within five minutes.
Okay.
Let's work.
Wait, can you repeat the hot-buck thing, because I was...
Yeah, whenever anyone yells, H-O-T-T-O-G-O,
everyone has to sing,
you can take me hard to go.
It's like walking in a moth.
Ready?
What is that, Katy Perry?
H-O-T-T-O-G-O!
Whose song is that?
H-O-T-T-O-G-O!
It's Shabba Good.
That's Shabba Wrong. Okay.
You don't know that?
No.
Dude, you just know Chinese.
Okay, I'm so locked in you guys are like fucking around I want to make this happen
How much work is it gonna get
Wait, there's one more round after this
Yo, oh
So that we don't get food poisoning anymore.
Okay.
Two.
Wow.
Wow.
That's a great idea.
It's different.
What do you want from me?
Are you joking?
I want some health and safety standards.
That's all.
It's going to be better.
All right.
Well, we need to figure out our positions.
We all have to switch.
All I know is I have to pee while you guys figure out where to go.
So, who wants to drill?
Don't forget to wash your hands.
I'm looking at for the only difference is that this is a search.
Oh, yeah, I guess it won't matter.
So I guess it matters.
You're picking dogs no matter what.
I think what we should do is we should split burger person from dog person.
I don't think burger and dog person should be the same thing.
Here's the problem.
The order job is just like it's nothing.
It doesn't exist.
Nobody listens to the orders job. Is that real? Can we admit it?
All I do is take the orders. No one listens to my orders.
The order is happening at this level. I saw who did essentially, basically, virtually twice now.
Order is actually happening at this level. Like, we're not prepping for it, but now, it will matter.
Because now we have not just fucking hamburgers, but we have hot dogs as well.
Yes, that's a big order. It's not just 60 burgers.
So, well, only me or you could do order.
Yeah.
I can only do order for this.
How can I be more active on order if I do order now?
I can order, I can order for her.
It's you take the order and you also deliver it to her.
The assembly and the prep and the filler all work together.
But it makes sense.
You talk to a customer, you give them a damn burger,
Right, like that's what a server does.
So we're switching it around.
Assembly is just assembling.
And the orderer is also taking the order and serving.
I would think that would make a lot of sense.
I think that makes sense as well.
Did you have a lot of downtime when you were doing orders?
Honestly, not really, but I guess kind of worked on it now.
So I don't know.
I feel like that's just a part of the problem.
Yeah, you need to be slow, I think.
Because if we stall them, there's
nothing that says that the order has to be quick.
We're metagaming a little bit, but honestly, as the order,
I think I'm gonna-
When they get the timer, that's when the timer starts.
I mean, if this is real,
it would make significant weight, that's bad, right?
When they get, but like, there's a certain buffer you get
before they leave the restaurant,
where they're outside and they're like,
phew, yeah.
So maximizing that kind of time before
lifting this plate is fine.
It's gonna be anyone's too.
So let me run orders.
You wanna run orders?
Yeah.
You're gonna pause it?
I'm running real then.
You're running real.
I'll go top.
Okay, tips and tricks for every single person
that's doing your station that you did prior.
When shopping, that triple lineup that we have was perfect.
That way you could be cognizant of what's going on
and what is needed.
Cheese wise, try to cut it as-
It's so doable.
It's not doable, but you'll-
Let's look.
Wait, can you go to the teacher?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go, let's go.
I'm up, I'm up.
Let's wash, wash hands!
Okay, cheese wise, I broke it down.
Oh, shit, the grill is not clean, by the way.
Can you guys teach me how to grill,
because I don't know how to do it.
Yeah.
I don't know how to do the hot dogs either.
I don't even know how to do the grill, honestly.
You haven't given me any tips or tricks
on how to fuckin' do the grill, bud.
Three minutes on each side.
Make sure you oil it.
Oil's really important for everything that's blocked out.
Oil beforehand.
Three minutes on each side.
I'm going to cheese on it.
Do that immediately.
Just get it done quick.
I'm grilling now, right?
OK.
Lloyd, you're not using, when you're grilling,
you're not using gloves, right?
OK.
So here's the cinch.
OK, give me a, OK, we've got to clean this up
a little bit, right?
So you've got two tools here.
This is for flipping your burgers.
But if you get too ducky to use this gun and just like, basically hand off,
what you're going to need to do, because what you have through the spatula is beyond
meat won't separate on its own.
So you're going to have to take a handful with your left hand, throw it down,
and then go with that.
Does that make sense?
Oh, these are mushy.
I know.
They are all mushy.
These ones are probably more frozen.
You might be able to just skip those and not have enough.
We're going to use the hot dogs.
Oh, these are hot dogs.
The hot dogs are just like, you put it in a hot dog bun.
Wait, no, no, no, we're cleaning.
Just cleaning the flat top, sure.
Okay, order. You're gonna stall.
And the other thing is you have to be clear and cognizant of how many, what we have on the grill.
If we're gonna center the grill, okay?
The grill needs to be the center in this situation.
because not because I'm on it but also because that's how we can make sure that
we don't fuck up the orders like between hot dogs and hamburgers right so I
would just say what's easiest I hope no one orders can't hot dogs what's easiest is just boil up right
step one throw down eight so you when you get the mush you have to press with
the back of this and then just leave it do it eight so two you know two two
222 you let it go for like two to three minutes and then we'll start this season
the season one I use is down here it's kind of a cheat but whatever
this guy down here there's all of it everything we need yeah yeah but yeah yeah
go crazy out though you're gonna not stupid on it like or I use this right
yeah well that's like individually doing them all it's not gonna be you can
also add garlic that's a fine thing to do but so go nuts in the seasoning and
and then flip after three minutes,
go nuts in the seasoning,
and then throw on cheese as soon as you can, ideally.
And then while those,
I would just keep your burgers here,
and the dogs probably on the floor, right?
So, turn three here, this side,
and then hit the front end,
so it's gonna be like this close as possible.
And then bite.
Okay, that's gonna take so long to cut, though.
So for the lettuce, what I recommend is, don't use your own, just break it, just break it.
One, two, and then just the bitter part is right away.
No, I like that part.
It's the pitterest part.
It's the best part.
It's bitter.
Honestly, all you need are, you don't have to like cut it up, just cut it into like slices.
The major part of the onion is to ensure don't mix your onion and your cheese
cutter like Loda's doing right now but it's warm.
Here's another thing with the onion make sure you don't get the onion in your hands.
I'm just a little bit of a dick.
What do you need your hat for?
I need it.
Well, I'm not taking over shot.
Thanks.
That's so new for us and in combat.
Fuck.
Get me back.
I'm trying.
Alright, you guys ready?
No!
I'm getting under control.
I don't know what to word.
Make sure you get your stems.
Sure.
This is your onion knife and I literally want to do the same thing where it's like just cut like I did.
We washed our hands. Shut the fuck up.
Oh, I touched his hair. You're right.
Well, I'm not even touching it. I'm using the grill.
I'm not even going to use gloves this time because I'm on the grill.
You're right.
You're right. I said you're right.
I was going to say we have to...
We have to wait one second
Wait one second, no, not yet
Some hot dogs
Yeah, you're right
Hey, let me pack
This coffee big and this is Miller. I'm gonna fuck you up
All right, can you just fit in the customer's face?
We're gonna do I'm gonna spit into their mouth, and I'm gonna say hey, it's not done yet
If you keep it like that
I'm almost ready one second. I'm zin'd up upper deck. He's all day
hands hands
That's crazy
that doesn't even look like it.
The right side of the counter.
Oh, these are much better.
These are in much better condition, Chad.
Actually, spice the glissies too or no?
Let's go.
Don't be afraid.
We got six birds.
Small stat, use this to be stupid.
The glissies, they're ready, I think.
I don't know when they're ready, but they look ready.
Hot dogs, right there.
They're ready to go.
Mix them around a little bit.
Two burgers.
Put these on.
They're going to be too cooked.
Pull it.
Here's another one.
Pull it.
Wait, we need more dogs?
There's two dogs.
I made two dogs.
I thought there was only two.
Wait.
No, wait.
I gave you two dogs.
Where'd they go?
You gave them two?
You accidentally gave some of them two dogs.
Pantop.
Where's the pantop?
I need the pantop for the fucking glizzies.
Just so they cook faster. Help me cook them.
I thought there were only two. I only made two.
These two hot dogs might be ready. They look ready.
Two hot dogs! Yeah, these cheese are ready, but you got to wait until they cook a little bit on it.
Need more cheese! I need more cheese!
Take the hot dogs! Hands!
Hits! Hits! Hot dogs!
No cheese, Slime!
Easy. Got it. Hot dog off!
Put it somewhere else. There's three burgers that are ready on the grill, by the way.
Slime! Three burgers, ready on the grill!
Hot dogs, Slime?
Are there any hot dogs on the lineup? I'm gonna throw one anyway.
that's fine that's like later later in the line up we got two burgers just
sitting two burgers sitting over here put it on a patty put it up with the
patty on a bun please
I need a second
It's fun. It's fun. It happens.
Oh, cheese!
Right now?
No, I got it here.
Here, dude. Hold on. Just leave it there. Leave it there.
No, no, no. Don't throw it out. Leave it over there.
It's ready. Just keep it.
We need more cheese, chef.
Touched my face, but I didn't. I used the bug.
The ownership over it.
Do we have more, uh, no cheese hot dogs or no? I mean...
We also need more cheese.
The hot dog piasco, many people will say it's not hot, but it's 1000% was not.
But I'll take ownership over it as the grill master in here.
Yeah, once again, hot dog fiasco.
I'll take ownership over it.
No, there's three ready right now.
There's three hot dogs.
Yes.
No, those are definitely good.
The problem is there was a little bit of miscommunication with the order.
I think like I grilled too, but we pulled it off too early. I think
Perfectly, I mean they were frozen in the middle. I guess I've been also chopping him up too. I've been putting
I've been poking holes in it
Okay
Don't worry. There's one I should burn here
I feel like I can do it.
There's another extra burger here!
There's a burger here!
Oh, these things do not work.
They're annoying.
This is what I mean. There's no communication chat.
There's no collaboration.
I'm almost out of season.
So then I have to...
Oh, shit!
Okay, that's a bit much.
That's a bit much. We're gonna fix that.
These are... you can put slaps and cheese on them and they're pretty much ready to rip.
I should have slapped cheese on them.
We need more cheese by the way.
This one right here. This one. This one.
I'm almost out of beyond me. This one's so heavy.
There's two dogs here that are like probably ready to go.
Unless you have it... unless you need it immediately.
I have two hot dogs as well. I don't know if anybody wanted one.
No fucking way.
We got two refunds on hot dogs. Both of the hot dogs that were ordered were refunded except for one, I guess.
But I've been cooking them. I don't know what to do here.
They look fine. They feel fine.
I don't know how to cook these goddamn hot dogs on this thing.
There's a hot dog. Ready to go.
I think that's like barn to a fucking Christmas tree.
There's two hot dogs up there.
These are going on for like 8, 10 minutes at this point.
Yeah, remember it's a four minute warning this time.
So if we're getting refunds, it's like, it's normal.
You know what I mean?
PPL, please
Let us sit a little bit. Yeah, this one's oh, oh this one at the top corner this one. Yeah, you can stop the cheese on that one
Slap some cheese on those bitches and they're good to go home or food so we're not contaminating anything. Oh
My god, I just sneezed as we were
Well, and not in my hands, so we're good, but still
We all pushed honestly we all pushed
Now because we all push there for real
I told you guys
That's why we're trying to say it like order the order job is like like a bullshit job. Well, it's necessary, right?
No, I'm saying like the order job should be another
My hands are so dirty chat that was crazy
Everything was dirty.
I think your customers are crazy.
You're not poison.
Wait, what?
Dude, I didn't touch anything, Chad.
I don't know what the fuck you guys are complaining about.
Oops, sorry.
Okay, that was insane.
One note on the...
I mean, things are still on the grow, by the way.
I just left it.
Oh, Zion, we just came down to do a recreation.
Yeah.
Okay, honestly, honestly, guys, guys,
that was fucking insane.
Yeah.
I can't believe I'm gonna do the easiest job now.
Okay.
Now that I've done it, I think the hardest job
is 100% serving.
So, I tried my fucking hardest to stall,
but then she didn't come in.
No, I saw.
And so then it was like then you guys just fucked
And so
Yes
I think that once I got the hang of it,
I wouldn't need help, but I'm really happy to be here.
I don't want to help you with the stall,
but I should double-tap.
Oh, shoot.
Thank you.
That is true.
That is an, I'm essentially not trying to stop.
I'm trying to get my hands where it's going.
I'm just, hey, I'm speaking to my team right now,
and I'm not gonna stop.
It's not walking.
I'm not gonna stop.
I'm not gonna stop.
Here's the thing, Panpan, you're on rail.
Oh.
I need to, like, take it off,
because I don't want to have to move.
I'm gonna need stall chips.
So the left half's gonna be your burgers?
You're going to have to just grab the meat.
You can put a glove in your hot pan from the box, throw it, slap it on the grill, and then
you use the spatula to chop it into halves, press it, so it's a patty shape.
I didn't even chop them in half, I just...
Well, we always add patties, but they're too soft.
Yeah.
Yeah, you still...
They're frozen.
They're not frozen.
You can't pick them.
That's for sure.
Okay.
have to freestyle it. I literally picked up globs of them like the entire time. I was just picking them up.
Scott, Hassan's on orders. Slime is on prep. Yeah. And you're on drill and I'm serving.
Yeah. So, Scott, when you're on prep, like, prep is really fast and it helps him assemble.
Yeah. I mean, to be honest, I feel like I'm not learning about me. No, it gets really crazy. Yeah. Trust me.
Just in terms of like my chest being my chest being so mean they're saying that I contaminated everything and that everyone's getting sick
No, no, we got it just yeah, just dude those dogs I put them in for like
I would I snipped them with the tip of the spatula
No, I mean like...
Oh my god, okay.
Wait, really?
Let's me do it five guys.
Oh, okay, okay.
I thought the same thing, by the way, of serving.
I was like, oh, this kind of needs to be easy.
It was really stressful.
She was working like crazy, and I had to like pick up...
She was picking up my slack.
So it is a very engaging role, I promise.
Yes, serving is...
No video of you.
Oh, serving is the hardest job.
100%.
I think here, no, assembly and serving
the hardest one out at all. Do you think grilling is hardest? No, grilling's pretty easy.
Alright, well before we move into our last round, let's see if we have any feedback going
to the next round. Just fucking hear it. Fucking hear it. No, I think out of all of them,
I think out of all of them I would say that serving is the hardest one for sure. It's
the most dynamic one holy shit all right let's hear it uh anybody here have
complaints say it with your chest you got one talk to me what happened
Got it. Okay. That's good. That's good. What's up? There's a dead rat. That's, hey, I didn't
serve it up. I didn't cook it so it's not my fault. Okay. I think at this point it's
It's the hot dog's fault.
I think we can all agree that it is not my fault at all.
It's the great side.
Okay, the glizzies are obviously,
I had them off for the record.
Just wanted to correct the record.
I had the glizzies on there the entire time.
I don't know why they're so goddamn stubborn
and they just would not cook.
So I apologize to everyone.
Are you eating a glizzy?
There you go, how's that taste?
Wait, are you saying it's cold
or is it like the cold on the inside
Or is it like, was it served to you cold?
Cause it just stayed for too long.
Well, that's partially the server's fault as well.
Okay.
Anything else?
Aside from the glizzies.
We know the glizzies are bad.
Burger's good.
Do you guys like the seasoning on that?
Good.
I'm fucking, there you go.
For my chat and everyone else's,
everyone was like, you're putting too much.
I knew I wasn't putting too much.
And the cheese was good.
Everything else was good.
Okay, anybody rate?
Okay, let's hear it.
I feel like I'm Frank Lutz, asking focus groups here.
Anybody, only this group of eaters would laugh at that joke.
So, out of what, anybody here that would rate it
out of 10 out of 10?
Okay, that was, that would have been too glazed, for sure.
Okay, anybody here rate it between eight to nine?
Okay, I'm gonna just go down.
One, okay, glaze.
Alright, um, anybody here rated, uh, 6 to 7 in the 6-7?
Okay, okay, we're picking up a lot more steam, alright, I like that, so it was a 6 to 7 kind of burger.
Anybody here rated less than 5?
Okay, why did you rate it less than 5, sir?
There's a souvenir! What the fuck? Eat the tomato! That's crazy!
Why did you rate it less than 5?
The presentation!
You think it's a fucking Michelin-star restaurant?
What do you mean presentation?
What am I? Bear? What do you mean?
Okay, my bad. Okay, that's fine.
Alright, anybody else?
Less than five? No?
Alright, thank you.
Lots of happy customers today.
Alright.
What?
Did you hear a rousing speech?
Yeah.
Not just the other side.
Wait, what is this?
Can I have a cookie?
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I don't know how to do the orders, so you gotta run me back on that.
Does he know?
Donnie and Trish are their socials and clothes?
I have something they want to write it down. Yeah, that's hard man. I don't know how the fuck I'm gonna do that
I'll be honest dude. This is the scariest one for me. What the fuck? I didn't even know there were this many liquid death flavors, bro
What?
It's just water, isn't it? No, these are flavors. Like what? What are the flavors?
What?
This psychotic can of halftime lemonade will use agave and B vitamins to savagely murder earthen
It's like dude normal water is gay.
No, they took water, they put it in edgy can and they made it into nine figures.
That's true. What does that say about society?
That's like people are like, oh yeah, I love that.
You know the phrase, you got moxie, moxie is so different.
They put all the money in to make you the product better.
You know what kind of bullet it? Market hole.
Which one's still around you?
I have a moxie shirt. I used to.
And I lost the shirt so I guess, go to cola.
Easier to recycle.
You had him on the fear, oh yeah,
I had the founder of this fucking thing
out here in Malden, I think, or one of the guys.
That's crazy.
I forgot.
That's crazy.
I forgot.
Why is that creepy?
Because you're like, what is this?
And you talk to the OG.
Wait, I guess, bro, chill.
Men need to be marketed, drinking water, and makeup.
When you start taking the orders, make sure you do it like item, customization of the
item, drink, next item, next customization, next drink, what?
yard wouldn't understand exactly put a pan over the dogs and square water on
in a quick oh yeah yo we should do the pan water thing the pan water take a
minute I mean we need a lot of refunds other than the dogs right there are 12
refunds yeah the dogs are hard-body I'm not a lot is wait what do we what do we
get what's how many stars we get for dinner time so we lost 12 which is 240
technically that's still three stars we have three stars all the way
huh it was our worst three star performance for sure but yeah that's three stars why are they frozen
did they give them frozen yeah they were they're I yeah well the things are frozen yeah the dogs are
frozen uh we should be good bro get an ice cream scoop or spoon the meat so you can use your so
you can better use the left hand I think I was ripping on the fucking grill I'm not kidding I'm
I'm normally very
I think you were bad at all, bro.
I just think it was the dogs.
And I think the dogs married us.
We needed to like pivot and start cutting in half
so that he could-
Cause I didn't do eight.
Cause when you cut it in half you wanted to put an open side down.
Yeah, I think you cut it in half.
I didn't do eight, I did six.
I mean, I did eight and then I did another triple on top of that.
So I was doing it.
I was ripping the fucking grill.
Also, if it were a real restaurant,
we'd earn double the money for every single dog.
Cause we're serving in half a dollar.
No gloves is bad touching raw meat and cheese is bad
You gotta thaw them bro you garlic salted 44
They love this hey by the way
By the way before people fucking shit on the dog as well
Or before people sit on the seasoning people liked it
People literally fucking said people literally fucking said they liked the seasoning I asked them specifically
Seasoning and oil is a cheat code
um so I'm genuinely shocked no dude you're not shocked you're white okay that's
the problem whiteness okay call me Ibram Kendi the way Chad is being too white
okay no in that situation more oil is better and more fucking seasoning is
better this is beyond me bro chill out dog you all the shit out of them bro
You've never seen the back of a kitchen either of hi, but like even I know
Yeah, but it's so annoying they're like oh you oiled it too much. It's like you worked in a kitchen
No, okay, I did it then this on here. I oiled it not enough and it got fucked up. It was really bad also
It's better to over oil on that on the big and also not only that but there's like these guys go to a restaurant
And they think that like they're putting a fucking dollop of oil on everything. It's like no dog
They're oiling the fuck out of it. Why do you think it tastes better than yeah?
Yeah, restaurant food will get you fat quick.
Me fat.
Because they cook everything in a little butter.
It's like our restaurant's home.
Anyway, I think I'm cooking.
Like, I'm not, I'm serious.
I feel very confident about every aspect.
This is the least confident I am going to be.
The order's gonna be too hard.
I just don't know how to like,
I don't know how to talk to customers.
Like, even on the service side, I would just like find myself
berating customers a lot of them.
What do you want?
Tell me quickly.
And I feel like that's not, you know,
that's not my forte.
I did?
That's what I'm talking about.
The burger's in my passion.
I'm not a hot dog guy.
Sorry, not a broad guy.
Bila's, Turkish, will be a lot cooler
if they're on a pirate ship
and stuff just kept sliding around.
That's funny.
self-glaze. Bro, I did grill and fry. I still hate talking to customers. You're a natural
line cook. Thank you. Burgers are my passion. I'm not a glizzy gobbler. Pause.
You know what's gross, bro? It's crazy why I work on Saturday like this. It's crazy
that we're only doing what? Four hours?
Hey, say some stuff that makes you feel, makes you look like you're a very pro worker.
Well, I don't know. I'm saying it seriously. Eight hours fucking crushes.
Yeah, no, my back would be shot.
Yeah, he's giving you a second.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
You know when you got a second?
Is it the smoke?
I mean, it's so good.
It's such a crap, so you didn't set this up.
If you don't smoke, you actually get punished.
I was like, if you work in a restaurant
and you know what in the back, at least
won't work for a dozen people or something like that.
Yeah, it's not a good thing.
It's not a good thing.
Eight out of eight hours is minimum.
It's usually 10 to 12.
I would fucking die, I think.
If it's 10 to 12 of this,
And we get two minute breaks and it's in every hour?
Well, yeah, so yeah, like you're saying it stops 50 people
Like, I would much rather serve ad breaks at the top of the hour as a part of my job.
You know what I mean?
Ha, that's right.
So, hey, do you have some cheese?
All right.
Everybody, you ready?
This is how you do it, baby.
Is it really popular?
If it's out, just take it off.
And this is how you do it, baby.
It's really popular.
If it's out, just so I can take it off of it.
Actually, I think I already did it.
Boom.
Okay, everybody, you ready?
I'm ready.
I don't need anything, right?
I just like, I don't need to...
We have a new...
Oh, yeah.
Star for last round.
Follow for a month.
We still got three stars.
I mean that's incredible. What do you mean?
Let's fucking go!
Let's go.
Are you gonna help me out?
Yeah.
I'm Mike. I like touching the food.
Oh no!
Zin down.
I'm perfectly good zin.
I'm perfectly good zin chat.
Sucks.
Stars man, I want three stars.
We're three Michelin stars like, so it's not bad you know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
It's the max for additional ones.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like no one has ever had four stars before, so.
What's the problem?
I believe in you, fan fan, you got this.
I don't believe in her.
Oh no, uh-oh.
Sorry.
Er, er, er, er, er, er, er.
Okay, how the fuck do I do the words?
What how do I talk to me stalling tactics look how did you solve with
all you do the crossing and then she's eventually going to take up one of those so if
you just stop ordering and then you just start crossing yeah but then she's gonna
fucking also she's gonna be going crazy with the orders to go so fast
yeah but someone needs to cross so just cross don't even do the order
I think it's not you're not what she she almost poison a bunch of people so I feel like she's
willing and I mean she's willing and able to to let these customers suffer out here
Why are people spamming men in your chat?
Because of you guys.
What is going?
What?
What is he doing?
Oh, I explained it.
Inside of the clam shells.
Like this.
Yeah.
Probably better to put it down there.
So how do I do this?
I get this.
So you ask them what they want.
What do you want?
What I meant you, they want, you know, clam burger.
No.
That's bullsh**t.
Wait, so, it's a bit high for watching my hand.
Well that's the thing, it's like, yeah, you gotta...
But so I can't just do this.
Wait, what do you do?
You're technically fine as long as your hand should be watched anyway.
But you said he couldn't do it.
He can't do it because he's touching all these.
But I can touch like the bags of burritos?
Yeah.
It's food ready.
He's not touching food ready, he's touching markers and all that stuff.
He can also, you can say, wash your hands out me.
He can also wash his hands if he could just glove change.
There's lots of options here.
Are you mad?
You can use mad.
I don't know, but I'm ready to fucking go. I'm locked in.
Alright, so this is you after, Nanny?
Where should I place this camera?
Do we have another tripod? Is it possible?
How do we do this?
You want to do it?
That's hard.
I'm actually worried about this job.
And then you're going to be on the floor.
Four minutes?
Start.
Four minutes again?
Yeah.
So what if I do kick-off?
You're not supposed to.
You're going to be on the floor.
You're going to be on the floor.
And then you're supposed to grab on the seat.
Yeah, so you're just going to do that.
And then you're going to do that.
Yeah, and then that's what you're going to do.
You're going to be on the floor.
Did you do the order up?
Oh my God, they're grilling bad boys already.
Did you do the order up?
Did you ever look at the order up?
I didn't look at the order up.
I didn't know what's up.
Yeah, I was defeated to do the order up.
This is not what happened.
That isn't being watched up.
You played it at the order up.
That's what I said.
I was defeated to the order up.
I was too slow.
I can't show how to tackle the wall game.
I'm literally too slow to use the board.
Man, there are five of you, man.
I'm trying to put a hand in this one,
but I couldn't do it because you're like,
you're too slow to use the board.
So I'm just giving up on this.
Okay.
Hey, look at this.
No, no.
I'm gonna stay.
Okay?
I'm gonna stay.
I'm gonna stay.
I'm gonna stay.
I'm gonna stay.
I'm gonna stay.
I'm gonna stay.
I'm gonna stay.
I'm gonna stay.
I'm gonna stay.
I can't believe I'm holding a phone.
I can't believe I'm holding a phone.
It's still broken all over again.
I decided to shut it.
I didn't call people for this.
I don't know what you're saying.
I don't know what you're saying.
I don't know what you're saying.
All right, I got this.
Thank you for watching.
Oh my god, shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
I don't have to fucking watch my hands.
Okay?
Let's go.
Watch your hands.
I'm not handling good.
Oh, just a minute.
Okay, I really need to make a change.
Let's all make sure you yell out okay.
Hey, you know what?
We've been through the same work, the same shift report.
Same work managements.
If you yell it, I can use the free pack.
Sure.
Let me, let me, let me get you here.
Let me get you here.
So the balls right here,
I
Think we're seasoning the fuck out of those
I don't see it like you, you're probably not the one I can find.
So it's very job-
Hey!
You're the black man trying to get down to the bottom of the earth.
Get down to the bottom of the earth.
It's on the screen, talk about social-
We know what social-
And actually the aliens are better than you should.
Like Ryan killed me.
We got the pressure!
Hey, child, T.T. O.K.
So you can see me.
And also see the people coming in.
It's the black man, it's the black man.
So it's on the screen, you're probably not the one I can find.
It's on the screen, you're probably not the one I can find.
There's no customers yet, man.
This is hard to be streaming, nah she's an EDC bro, this is easy, I can do this every
day son, every day.
Every day try to walk a mile of my shoes you can't you can
You get the ring bell, you get your spelling code.
What's that guy?
What can I get for you today, my friend?
What's your name?
Nathan Hassan, nice to meet you.
We got regular burgers.
We got deluxe burgers, which are burgers with lettuce, tomato, and onion.
It's a cheap burger regardless though.
So we got hot dogs, but it's a little deceptive.
The hot dog is not going to have all this shit.
We got some condoms on your arm.
No lettuce.
I don't know why the fuck they didn't put a letter on my hand right now.
And because this is the dinner of runners,
you get to choose whichever brand you choose.
The lighter chips are right there.
You can tell me exactly what kind of chips you want.
Think that and you have the option.
I'm impressed, one shot.
Go for it.
I'm picking.
I'm picking.
I'm picking.
I'm picking.
I'm picking.
I'm picking.
I'm picking.
I'm picking.
I'm picking.
It's a brownie full of a special type.
And plump type.
So talk to me.
We're putting it all into life.
Before your new year's coming up.
That's a damn thing.
Can I get a couple of Lutzburgers?
Wait.
I like this color.
Can I have a cheese?
Okay.
The Lutzburgers.
Oh, cheese!
The Lutzburgers.
Hey, you know what?
I found you, buddy.
You got a cheese.
You sick.
You filled up the fork.
Hey!
What do you form, sir?
The chip.
What do you need?
Uh, what kind of shit was that?
Uh, I'll take a leg.
One leg!
Sir, is there a fucking time?
No, that's not a fucking time.
Okay, can you navigate a seven-time?
A fucking cookie?
I saw it!
It doesn't even fit on the fucking leg!
What do you mean?
How would I put a fucking time in a fucking time?
You took the three chips.
Oh, no!
That's your fault, Nathan.
You want the chips?
You want the chips?
How would you feel?
I'm sorry chef.
Which one do you want?
I want the chips.
I want the chips.
I want the chips.
Thank you chef.
I want the chips.
Get a cheese.
I want the cheese.
Bag of ladies.
I want the cheese.
Alright, good job.
Take a shot.
Alright, can I have that shot?
No, you can.
Take a shot.
Alright.
What's your name?
Victoria.
Where are you from, Victoria?
I like it.
This is a long run here.
What would you like, Victoria?
Supreme burger.
What? Supreme burger with everything?
See, and then, uh, we should be good.
Ladies and gentlemen!
And then up front, up front!
Stop, please stop.
Hello, welcome to Good Happy Hot Burger in my stomach.
What would you like to eat?
What's your name?
Nathan.
Nathan.
Nathan.
What's your name?
Nathan.
I'm a son.
Nice to meet you.
We live at 2K.
How are you doing?
I'm drinking a lot.
Thank you.
You're doing a lot.
I'm drinking a lot.
I'm drinking a lot.
I'm drinking a lot.
What can I get you?
I'm drinking a lot.
I'm drinking a lot.
I'm drinking a lot.
I'm drinking a lot.
The Lux Burger, number three!
Okay.
Uh, we're just gonna let you guys try to find a good one.
You can also, as a dessert,
you can get brownies or cookies or sugar cookies.
Cool ranch burritos, pack it up right now!
I'm sorry, what's that?
A sugar cookie.
Okay.
One Lux Burger, two L-E-S-T-E-O-S-N sugar cookie.
All right, right up!
Ready, how are you?
I'm really hungry now.
All right, what's your name?
I'm Alexander.
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
What's your name?
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
Okay.
What do you want, Maddie?
Okay.
Great.
One more.
And then the brownie.
Get your side.
Get your brownie through.
Get your chips.
We're both in the box.
It's not too cheap.
Doritos, not too cheap.
It's better.
And what do you want?
Okay, please.
Can I get a burger?
A lot of sugar.
Okay.
Okay, make sure you get an orange.
Popcorn!
What's going on? How may I help you, sir?
You can't shoot me like that, Riley.
I'm not here.
I need some time to explain.
I need some time to explain.
Rage 3-0, chips! Blood!
Oh, I can shoot you like this.
I'm taking you to your family.
I'll take you to your family.
You said go on the top.
Uh, yeah.
1-3-0, R-
No snaps.
I'm all right.
Daddy. Daddy.
Daddy, don't spill that out.
I know there's a break-in!
Look, not your cheese burrito!
Spore, Zaddy!
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Hello.
I'm going to leave you. Okay.
We got another.
Hey Serena, do you want a whiskey?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
We don't want to talk about our hotel.
We're going to the first floor.
We're going to the first floor.
We don't want to talk about our hotel.
We don't want to talk about our hotel.
We don't want to talk about our hotel.
For Serena!
All right, that's great. Perfect. Thank you, Serena.
There you go.
No, not me. You can do it when you get to your work.
All right, I'm out of space.
I'm out of space.
I'm out of space.
I'm out of space.
I'm out of space.
I'm out of space.
I'm out of space.
Come on.
Come on.
Supremes!
The real war and shit!
Shit!
Alright.
Alright girls.
Oh, one good thing about this game is that it's not all about something you need to do.
Yes, I think it's a good thing.
Okay, I'll look after you and then you can have friends with us.
Alright, alright.
This is good.
One, three on the left!
Alright.
Congratulations on the unionization over here.
Okay.
I'm not gonna make this go offside.
That's okay.
what's the name of your team?
we've got regular team members
we've got Ouija
what do you want to say?
I would like to be wrong
I would like to be wrong
let's not be wrong
we've got Docs
we've got Docs
we've got Docs
we've got kids
we've got kids
we've got kids
we've got Docs
Alright, we've got lunch time!
Brownie and a Supreme Burger chef!
Hello, what's your name?
Raven?
Raven?
Two-four?
What do you want to talk about?
That's crazy.
There's one left.
One more of the Ploxasburgers.
Okay.
Do you want chips or something?
I don't know.
Do you want a brownie or a...
Okay.
Another Ploxburger chef!
What else is there on the side?
All right.
There you go.
You're taking the money.
Knocked on cheese for Alyssa.
Chips!
Hey, hey, hey!
She's doing it on time.
We haven't made money yet.
We haven't made money yet.
We haven't made money yet.
We haven't made money yet.
Welcome to Good Hot Herbers.
What do you have to get into that?
That's a good rule of the word.
Oh, what was that?
Really?
How does that work?
How does that work?
How does that work?
How do you guys get into that?
Mr. Nell, we love you.
We love each other.
How does that work?
How does that work?
How does that work?
How does that work?
Okay, I'm going to put that on the side.
One more!
Chef, the real food!
Welcome to Good Hut.
Hello.
Good Hut.
What can I get you to put here?
All right, you're my host brother.
You must back!
I'm sure you should have been here.
Walk it out of the way!
I just lost my hand.
Look at that.
That's the tip I got to tip.
I think it's okay for us to do this first, but I think we're out of time.
Well, welcome to football, Berger. How may I help you?
Let's take a talk to Berger.
What?
The Lux Barber, chef.
I just got it.
We have got Mr. Sturdy, I am chef.
I'm chef.
I'm chef.
I'm chef.
I'm chef.
I'm chef.
I'm chef.
I'm chef.
I'm chef.
I'm chef.
I'm chef.
Oh, just kidding.
I'm not gonna talk to you.
Yeah, you're bald, right?
I do.
I'm not gonna talk to you.
All right.
I'm leaving.
Hi.
I'm going to bring the hot burgers.
I know you're stomach-wrenching.
Uh, what's that?
I'm not gonna talk to you.
Uh...
We got multiple blizzies make sure you got blizzies fired up
Okay, you're gonna wait in line either.
What do you have on the crossing?
Crossing and...
That's the one!
Okay!
Alright, if they go past four minutes, get a refund.
So hopefully...
Don't we have one money?
We don't have any.
They scan them.
You'll be fine.
You'll be fine.
Okay, what's the game?
You lost partner for Amanda!
All right, get the ball.
No, no, no.
Sorry.
Get the ball.
That wasn't your fault.
They were appreciate it.
All right.
Slide on down.
OK.
Go on.
We got it.
Go now.
Four and one.
It's one play.
I need to help.
I need to learn.
One play.
The last burger.
Shacks.
We'll put somebody on the side with that.
Come on.
It's lost.
Three of us.
Three of us.
How do you spell that?
Which way do you want to go?
Final use, this is the final one.
Alright, use it now.
Here you go.
Welcome to good hot juicy burgers.
I'll have one more time to get you.
Alright, one more to look further!
Shut up!
That's right.
What's your name?
Majuda, 28th floor.
J, Salt Lake, Earl's, Dan,
and you'll be waiting here for a long time.
I'm gonna get back to one full day.
Here we go.
There's also, we've been back there.
Come on, get your knife.
I spy on him.
What the heck do you have, Juicy?
What can I get you?
I'm gonna get a deluxe burger.
Okay.
Another deluxe burger, chef!
I'm gonna get my knife.
I'm gonna get my knife.
I'm gonna get my knife.
I'm gonna get my knife.
I'm gonna get my knife.
I'm gonna get my knife.
I don't know what to do.
Oh, yes. Classic blade chip!
SHIT OUT!
And, uh, it looks like
you have a mountier chip.
You don't have a mountier chip.
Alright, what's your name?
Derek?
Uh, T.D. or your friend?
E.B.R.E.K.
Alright, Derek.
You're coming.
Here you go.
Have a good one.
I'm saying it on my fingers.
Okay.
Another two.
Shag!
The Reno Chicks on the side!
Shag!
Should we quickly get you out of the set?
I'm not even trying to listen to you.
Okay.
All right.
Five.
It's a long table.
I'll take that.
I'll trade him on.
Oh, thank you.
You got down here.
I'll just wait for you.
All right.
Welcome to Good Hot Juicy Burgers.
How may I help you?
It's mine.
All right, mine.
What do I need?
Mine.
I'm still burning deluxe.
Another deluxe burger.
Chef!
What would you like on the side?
We've got chips and...
Okay.
We'll do it on the side.
We'll do it on the side.
We'll do it on the side.
We'll do it on the side.
We'll do it on the side.
We'll do it on the side.
I'm sure, uh, Brownie.
Alright, perfect.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
You guys are here. He's in here.
Stop, man.
I'm gonna say welcome to Chips.
Welcome to Good Hot Juicy Burger.
I'm gonna help you.
I'm gonna take a little bit of the box.
Okay, I'm gonna take a little bit of the box.
Alright, I'm gonna take a little bit of the box.
Okay.
Another Deluxe, Chefs!
Another Deluxe, fire him up!
I'll take the Doritos.
Doritos!
Doritos!
Check!
I don't count that very well.
I don't count that if that doesn't count for Doritos.
Fun, documents, that's nice.
That was a good night.
I need a little Patrick.
Hello.
What's up?
Good afternoon.
You heard me.
I'm gonna help you.
All right.
The other Good Law Spartan is Chefs.
We got last score.
What's going on?
Okay, down right here.
Uh, well, on the side,
uh, and there'll be a chip.
Hey, no more burritos!
Capsaritos! Capsaritos!
Alright, I'll put them in your...
Chips! Chef!
Uh, we'll just like, keep it around for a bit.
Uh, alright, you want one?
Okay, you know what you got?
There you go, Stella.
And we're coming.
Oh, open it with time.
On the side, we have a team drink.
Right, for fun time.
Fun time.
For having chips.
We have a little chips bill right now.
Okay.
Ladies, chips, chef!
And for dessert,
we have brown sugar cream.
All right, Brad.
We'll see you.
Absolutely.
One egg.
Two little artists.
And two guys.
What's going on? What's going on?
What's going on? Do you see birdies?
Most of them get a lot of trips to birdies, how can I help you?
Regular birdie, yes cheese, right?
What's going on outside? Do you have chips?
What's going on outside?
What was your name?
What was your, like, uh, career?
Uh...
It's so branded.
It's so branded!
It's so branded!
What's up, man?
What's up?
Uh, no one else knows you.
No, that is...
Okay, double tomatoes for you?
What else do you like on the side?
Uh...
All right, pre-o chips on the side.
On the side, chef, bring the chips.
Oh, look at that.
I got a lot of sugar, here.
Here, grab my shot.
One of the lugs, fuck.
The K looks decay.
Okay, K, look, I'm just wearing a nose and a tail on me.
Slow down.
You can put them on in the lugs when you get up there,
because you can't forget.
Oh, my god.
Here you go.
All right, let's on this with the last customer.
Hey, that's a nice one, man.
Last customer, chef, last customer, chef.
I'm going to get my T-shirt in front of the shop.
We have these three chips for a fun time.
We'll do a fun time.
We'll make sure we have that on your shirt.
You're really nice.
We'll be happy to show you.
You want your pants on?
Yes.
They go great on you.
They go great on you.
Yes.
Hey, T-shirt.
Hi.
I'll get it right there.
See ya.
I'll get it right here.
Sorry.
I don't know if this will be a chance to be ready.
Yeah.
Fine.
Okay.
Here you go.
I got all the eggs in there!
No, no!
That's it!
Oh, actually, Steve, you started it one more time.
Hold on, hold on!
I got it!
Oh, watch it!
God, man, we got a lot of fucking food still.
Yo, Fante, you cook that shit up.
We got no reason to regret it.
Don't be forced to stand fancy throwing your burger at me.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
10 out of 10 burger
Plays!
Fucking Sam's dude
I'm out here busting my goddamn ass
You guys didn't give me a fucking 9 out of 10
How do you know?
It makes the dream work
I played my role and I think I played it effectively
You know what I'm saying?
No reason to be jealous about the fact that
I had a shittier grade
I am more convinced it's a necessity to unionize every work list in this country after the
four hour breach spent that we have here, okay?
That was crazy.
That was crazy.
That was crazy.
That was crazy.
Oh my God.
Oh, that's so good.
Dude, did you make these cookies?
All right, let's serve it.
Thank you.
I don't know what you're talking about.
If you rent the food you just ate on a scale of 8 to 10, hands up!
I'm your life to 7, hands up!
Okay!
Okay!
Now if you rank it 0 to 4, get the fuck out!
I'm actually not understanding.
Wait, who ranks it less than a 3?
Like a 0 to 2.
What's behind you?
No, you're safe. Okay, why was it so bad here at the two
European is a started European is by
A single condiment on it
Yeah
I don't know.
I should follow up.
Rock, the orders are unbelievable.
We don't need that.
That's awesome.
Yeah, and you get less entry or vote less entry just to get to me.
Yeah.
A lot of people are saying that the orders were taken in an expedient manner.
That's what I've heard.
Is that correct?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's right.
See?
You hear that?
They love the way I took your order.
That sounds good.
That sounds really good.
Without you, it would have been much harder to execute, so.
If any of you get sick please do not tell anyone. Keep it to yourselves. We don't want to know.
Oh, you're a sign of waiver. So, he'll be fine. He'll be fine.
Alright, thank you guys! Wait, wait, wait, wait!
H-O-T-T-O!
No, because she knows it.
Haha, yeah, we have our gig on. I'll talk to you guys. I don't know if you know that.
Yeah, you guys... I was gonna even sing in Austin.
Wait, I was singing in Fresno.
Damn, I mean fair. We haven't seen Austin in months, so...
All right, he couldn't be talking anymore. Yeah, he's straight now. I think he told me
Guys this was incredible
It was so much fucking fun, are you kidding me? I loved it
I got it.
Who's got my cigarette, Sam?
I can't see.
We're not fighting with brownies.
I'm coming with the cigarette butt.
I'll pitch you off to the bed.
I'll try. Did you enjoy it?
Okay, the chocolate I see is for the brownies
and the raspberry ice cream for the cookies.
Oh, it's like the brownies.
I can't reach the brownies.
I really want to go on that inside.
That's fine. I'll bring it up.
Thanks for calling me, big dog.
Are you calling cutting me a solitary silver or onion?
Me and my wife actually enjoyed the burglars.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Blame.
Well, well, you got to take a picture of him.
He's got a thing.
She did all the art and all the planning,
all of the everything for them.
They got fucking all the parts.
Maybe Chappie-Mijo, he's not feeling very well.
Mijo?
Mijo?
Oh, you thought I was talking about that?
Did you not see what I just did?
Did you not see what I just did?
I made a very, that was an incredible quick time event.
No, I literally had to make a very quick in the moment choice.
I had one arm ready, and it was following.
And it was so fast, camera or cookie?
Yeah.
Wow, we chose camera.
I don't know who that was.
No, that was genuinely impressive.
Like, there's cookie stuff on the side of the camera
right now.
Well, thank you.
Thank you to everyone who followed us.
It's been a great day, and thank you to all of you
Mine you can wrap up too.
I mean, I don't know if everyone else wants to wrap up, but I definitely do.
Uh, her son wants to wrap up.
One more service!
No.
The public is tired.
Dude, fuck it.
I'll do it an hour, dude.
I'm going another hour.
We don't have anyone to buy.
Yeah.
We can go band for band.
We've got 10-foot friends.
I'll be carrying the rest of the bag.
I need to get some service.
All right.
Well, got it.
Alright, mine as well I hope.
Maybe some Elden Ring?
Yeah.
Also chat tomorrow.
I'm not going to be live obviously so Iran leads in a strike Israel.
I am not going to be live.
I have to shoot my podcast with my wonderful co-host, QD Cinderella and also, also I have
to shoot a trailer for the push show that we've had to push back three times now.