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What's up everybody?
I'm Saf Piker, this is Austin at Barcodes coming to you live from
sunny California Los Angeles with Globetrotter
yesterday in Austin.
Today, I'm in sunny California, Los Angeles.
What's next?
Where will he go next?
What will he do next is crazy.
Probably not that many things.
And you might be like whoa wait a minute this
isn't your regular setup and you might be
you would be absolutely right about that that's because right now i'm at cutie
cinderella's house.
Wee woo wee woo and we are going to be baking a cake today.
That's right, I am not exactly
a great baker
but we're gonna be doing a baking stream a great baker. There we go.
We're going to be doing a baking stream.
Will you swap the screens,
Nico?
You camera over there
and then chat over here.
Why?
Because I like it that way.
Okay.
Yeah!
Let's go!
Yeah!
How was the podcast yesterday?
It was good.
I didn't...
it's not my fault.
You cheated on me. I was lives and i got ordered to the podcast are starting
we get a raise
marshall
deep-rooted
there was no one
they were quickly made three Okay, I'm gonna try one of the bake-a-long cookies that you made.
He has had three.
First reaction!
I don't really fuck with lavender like that but...
You know?
It's in a fancy.
Yeah, lavender with lemon is good!
Is there lemon cookies
with glaze and lavender on them.
We do baking classes every weekend,
and my chap just learned how to make these.
So go my chap!
It's like eating a delicious bar of soap.
Alright. Gaia! Come here!
We gotta...
we gotta get them to interact.
I'll get Swift later and he'll be able
to have my album right back.
He freaked out at Oki when Oki came over.
Anyway, folks!
Today...
Birthday!
We're gonna be wishing me a happy belated birthday.
I'm such not- birthday person, but it now feels like I'm doing a birthday festivity for like...
Birthday!
You didn't do anything for your actual birthday.
True. Yeah, we got helium balloons! Did you know that helium is going to
extinct? I have heard of it. The chorus
of Madelote. In any case,
today we're going to be making
my favorite type of cake. It's called
a tre leche cake.
Triple milk.
Triple the milk, triple the fun. Um, Judy has made this for me before but this time I get to learn how to make it myself
and I'm very excited to actually fuck this up.
Oh who left a cup on the counter?
Yeah I just nutted everywhere after eating your cookie. It was awesome. excited to absolutely fuck this up. Yeah,
I just nutted everywhere after
eating your
cookie.
It was
awesome.
He's not
a retainer.
Do you
know what
a retainer
is?
A cum
retainer?
Yeah,
he's like
a gooner
but much
better.
No. Because he just never comes. What are you doing back It's like a gooner, but much better.
No.
Because he just never comes.
What are you doing back there, girl?
Just finding stuff.
Anyway, while you're preparing we can talk about... Can we like pull clips up and stuff?
It depends on how nice Nico feels.
Nico do you feel nice? Do you want to pull
clips up for him?
Someone said I sound such a basic bitch
for
liking Trey Lecce. That's crazy.
I feel like it's a
it's not the most
basic build
in terms of
is it a basic
is it a basic bitch cake
it is
oh my god
yeah
I was Oh my god. Yeah?
I would say Tres Leches and Red Velvet.
Bro, pronounce the S. My bad.
It is Tres. Treslecci!
Tresleccic!
Wait do we have a... he's writing a note but
it's too tiny for me to read.
He said what clips? Oh I was just just well do we have a mouse here yeah but it's simply connected
is hardball yeah yeah okay never mind that might be too hard.
That might be too hard.
Nevermind.
I was gonna pull clips potentially from the chat and talk about a creator clash or oh
yeah not a creator clash.
You don't even know where you're at.
Creator thing.
That's where I was yesterday for those of you who were wondering Sana I don't even know where you were. Creator then. That's where I was yesterday, for those of you who are wondering,
Sana, I don't know what the hell happened.
Why were you in Austin, Texas?
I was balling baby and that's why.
What do you mean you were streaming?
Then you'd know where you were.
Maybe some people were not.
Who wasn't here yesterday for this seven hour show where you were. Maybe some people were not.
Who wasn't here yesterday
for the seven hour stream?
It was eight hours,
actually.
For the eight hour stream.
Yeah.
Who missed it?
Eight hours on top.
You lost though,
I know.
I know I lost but I'm going to be honest
I think
I did my best
I think I performed well
decently well
could have done better
Could've been
I think more productive.
Could have been more productive on
offense. Did a pretty solid
job on defense in general.
A lot of rebounds.
So many air bowls. Bro, I shot with a 40% rating when a lot of rebounds so here both brush out the forty percent rate likely one
actually got twenty nine points
no more than two
i thought
and that's about right back at I have five points. Max has only four.
Okay, that's not how this works.
What?
You guys make a really good team!
Of course he is supposed to be
like... He is the guy who was supposed
to facilitate in the buckets.
You have two different kinds of guards.
I mean either you're going to be driving
and passing it off or you're going
to drive him and go up. And he drove in and go up.
And he drove in, and he went up.
He's the bucket guy.
Ludwig was the vibes guy.
Ludwig was great.
He set up lots of guards. Or something.
Pigs.
Pigs.
He set up lots of pigs.
Yeah.
Please, more IRL Disneyland streams for Halloween?
Halloween!
What are we really carrying, honestly?
Yeah, phase 9-11 and phase QD in the building.
What's up?
We're phasing up today.
And we're going to be phasing up never phasing down.
We'll be making a tres leche cake.
I saw you were phenomenal on defense.
Thank you, thank you very much for saying that.
It's true.
Thank you for saying these truthful statements and reiterating that.
Sorry, I'm punching down my recipes in my phone.
Okay. But, Sorry, I'm hunting down my recipes in my phone.
Okay.
But while she's hunting down her recipes this is like...
I was just going to pull up quotes from the chat but
I don't think we can do that it's gonna be too hard to do
but there's a highlights compilation,
but it's not very good highlight compilation.
It was kind of short.
Out of the 28 minutes or however long I played,
there were only a couple moments where I pop off. I had a good strip
though
You were like the ball between East and West Berlin
Yeah
I had the most ass on display
That's true. Wow, no, that's cool, yeah.
Yeah I definitely did.
I could put a whole team in there
In your ass?
Yeah it was big
Okay It's like shocking because your boyfriend
came up to me after the game
and he was like, dude you were caked up. I was like
you didn't know that?
So you didn't
you were testing my ass like you didn't, you were testing my ass?
Like, you didn't realize that I had a whole lot of ass?
You guys are weird.
Yeah, and then we kissed.
I knew it.
Yeah.
Every time...
Triple- triple cheeked up on a Sunday afternoon,
I haven't even seen all the stuff on Twitter like cause
I don't have Twitter on my phone. So I've just been relying on my
I saw
I'm a pioneer in that front.
I did it forever ago
and then I redownloaded it and then you did it.
Okay, well in any case both Cutie and myself down and then you get okay well i think he's both g
and myself or on our phones
yeah most of the other email
well that's what you swear one usually milder with promise still use Twitter when I'm live, usually on my own computer. But the problem is
you know,
when I do these IRL
streams, I want to see like some
of the highlights from the stream, like what you guys
saw, what you guys were excited about.
And I never get to see it.
That's like the worst aspect that can happen on Twitter.
So I'll literally catch myself watching someone else
scroll the timeline hoping that there's some posts on there.
That's crazy.
Which is so... I mean mean I'm a crack addict.
Did you already comment on Trump's this will be the last time he votes? Dude, I am so excited to talk about
that on Monday. When is it? Trump said, this- vote for me Christians and this will be the last time you'll ever have to vote again.
You'll never have to vote again! And everyone was like wait a minute that's weird dude why are you saying that?
He's like we're gonna to ask you why are you saying that they were there
we have a cell
so you'll never know yet
that's not what is basically
you don't need to reiterate the different dictator or even kill christians He's just reiterating that he's gonna be a fucking dictator. Or, he's going to kill all the Christians.
You know I never thought about it like that.
He's gonna put them all in camp.
Your former warmer mind fascinates me.
What? Because you just took it to
a place that I did not even think about.
You're gonna give him Kool-Aid. Yeah, like
that's...you're operating on an entirely
different playing field, you know what
I mean? Like that's... Oh yeah! We we're crazy he also said he's not christian
but he also said like people wanted to hear what they wanted to hear and some people were
like oh he's saying he's a christian You know what I mean?
Uh, I'm a Christian! But he basically said
that I'm not Christian. Like, I could hear it.
Which I thought was weird because he was like
talking to all the Christians. So...
He didn't say, I don't know I'm not a Christian.
He just straight up said,
I'm not Christian! You know?
You know!
But yeah, it was weird.
The last time we had to vote folks
was very weird it's a very
weird tape and obviously people are freaking out
or he knows about the rapture oh maybe that's what he sees yeah so
christians don't worry because the rapture is coming
and he'll be saved by Jesus.
He's going to bring about the end times
And that's what he was signaling too. Okay you know I am
going to order food here. That's fine.
Are you hungry?
Nope.
You sure?
Yep.
You're not going to do one of those like
Oh, sorry, I'm actually hungry now
and that type of shit?
I've never done that in my life.
You actually have not done that, but I can sense it
because I'm an empath.
We have the podcaster connection.
So when I sense you hungry or if you
have period cramps,
like, I feel it as well.
I don't believe that.
Yeah, no, I feel...
It's like I'm having a period.
I don't think so.
That's literally what it is.
It's okay. Like, it's fine that you don't think so. That's literally what it is, it's okay like...
It's fine that you don't believe it but
that is-
that's the truth.
It's just not true chat.
Don't listen to him. Chat knows it is
true. Chat knows we have
it like that.
Um... Damn
I don't know what they get though. There's like...
Chat you know that feeling when
you're really fucking hungry and then you start scrolling?
You don't want anything?
No.
Oh.
When you're really fucking hungry, and you start scrolling,
And you're like oh my god- My mouth is already watering.
I'm the opposite.
And it's like,
I can't think straight.
If I just start thinking
I want everything that I'm seeing
what is like
I should probably
figure out exactly
what I need to get first.
But,
I can't think about it
because I can't picture
because I'm too hungry.
That's where
I'm at right now
which is stupid.
I know.
Did you play basketball
this morning? I did. Yeah. play basketball this morning?
I did, yeah. Oh also normally
this is the part of the broadcast where I tell you a little bit about my personal news
chat before I blast off but
I'm not gonna be able to blast off on Twitter because
I'm fucking not on Twitter twitter um on my phone but guys go blast off for him
go blast off for me yeah but basically i uh we ended the stream after the game.
After the Creator League game
we lost and it was fine
Also Duke was kinda mean to me
after the creator league game
That's awesome! I love that. Which was not awesome, I thought it was kind of strange.
Drake is cool.
He does not fuck around when it comes to like winning a competition
Like he took- he was very serious
Really?
He was not playing along at all
which is weird because people always say that about me
because I'm like a politics guy
but he was definitely
So I was like, damn bro
No, I know
But
I was like, damn bro
you never subbed out any
of your players.
No, I was joking
and I was like Mark
you were playing
for content, you subbed out way too much.
And he just straight up turned around and was like
You weren't even supposed to be in the starting five!
I was like...
Okay?
Don't talk about my streamer like that.
Yeah, which is crazy because who's supposed to be in the starting?
Okay, my bad.
Who's supposed to be in the starting five then?
I don't understand.
He like you want already. Why are you being I'm playing around anyway.
But outside of that, end of the broadcast.
Hung out with the kids a little bit.
Hungout with the FaZe Kids. Yeah.
We were saving the kids last night.
Ludd and I. We were being
unked.
We were being unked.
We were unking it up with the kids.
Yeah, we went out
and we ate the worst fucking food, bro.
I swear to God.
I'm sorry.
Texas food is like...
You know how Europeans will sometimes go on TikTok and make jokes they'll make
jokes about Americans
and how our food is shit
but Texas food
is so bad dude.
I love barbecue
and we could get
barbecues
because everything
closes in Austin by that point, because it was like
11.30 or some shit
And so we just went to
this random restaurant in the hotel
Uh-huh
And they were like, oh, we have a much smaller menu and I was like alright that's fine there
is cool looking shit on there.
They had burgers right?
They had guacamole.
Lud was really adamant about getting a zucchini cornbread, which was so ass.
That's weird.
And he really rode for it and said no you guys don't understand this is going to be awesome
It's gonna be great I was like bro this shit sucks
Like I love corn bread but with zucchini it tastes like ass.
He's never had it.
I don't know why he was just so adamant about it
but we got a zucchini
cornbread and stuff. We got some taquitos
like Wagyu taquitos
and then we got burgers.
Yeah, we got burgers.
And the thing is
it was all so
lardy. Like it was
so covered in fucking fat that like after I was done eating the food
I got up and there was a weight to my soul.
It was weighing me down physically.
Yeah they don't have vegetables there.
Yes!
Like, Max got a salad alongside his tacos.
But he got a salad and I was looking over at the salad
that's a 3,000 calorie salad.
Legally,
I think in Texas when you purchase
a salad,
that salad legally would not be considered
a salad in Europe.
Anywhere where there is like a competent
food
safety administration type situation
like an FDA,
they would be like this needs to be registered as
a lethal thing. It needs to be one of those
things that you have to sign off on
when you go to Japan and eat the puffer fish
it's toxic, that can kill
you, you know what I mean? Like, you have to sign
a release form and eat this
fucking salad normally but, you know,
luckily we're in Texas baby and no forms
I don't know how to read or write
so
anyway the point that I're trying to make is it was so
god damn lardy, it was so faggy,
It just felt gross and I'm still thinking about it.
But yeah after then we went to the after party
for the event how was that so hectic really so unimaginably
hecked we walked, literally walked out into the room.
I didn't even see Dan Clancy at a table, I think.
Dan Clancy was there?
Dan Clancy was everywhere this weekend.
Go Dan Clancy!
Was he partying?
He was. He he partying?
He was.
He was partying and balling.
He balled up Jason.
He balled up Nephew.
Yeah, beat us too.
Jason's been taking a lot of Ls lately in basketball.
It makes me sad.
It's just what he does.
It's not in basketball.
No but like... It's in everything. It's just what he does.
It's not in basketball,
it's in everything.
But he's great.
I like Jason.
I like Maxwell too.
They're great.
I like Ron Lacy
is cool too.
They're just...
Who's Ron?
Ronaldo? Just kidding. They're just... Who's wrong? Ronaldo.
Just kidding.
Are you cliff-harming?
Yeah, I'm cliff-harming.
Welcome to the clip!
Not when you do that!
That's what he does every time.
They would walk up to me the whole weekend and be like,
Trump got shot!
Oh, you heard that? You've heard
that Trump just got shot?
Wait, what?
Trump just got shot! Anyway... They're going
to the Pentagon! Anyway,
that was like- they would do that.
Somebody smells like shit! Oh, is that another thing
that they do? I didn't know that one.
What? That was old. That one's dead already.
Oh thank god.
What about Silky? What is Silky doing?
Oh, Silky! You're doing too much!
But honestly he was not doing too much let me tell you or maybe he was doing
too much I thought it was maybe doing too little on the game but he wanted to do more
no he wanted to do more. He was like going crazy.
Really?
Like pull me in.
Oh, if you ain't invited...
What's that? I don't know what that is.
Out of touch. Yeah. Out of touch.
Yeah, I don't know all the clips.
Look, I got into this TikTok stuff not that long ago.
Don't ask!
The kids like the memes though. The kids like the memes?
Don't ask to go.
You ain't invited.
Yeah, Kordae almost sparked race relations.
Cordae, last second pick for the team, comes out of nowhere.
I'm like, damn, okay.
I don't even know if he can ball or not.
But he came in
and he yelled at Ludwig
they put him in
and he was like
get that white boy off the court
he's not guarding his man
and I think Ludwig was doing all right, like it was Cordy that
was doing too much really.
Oh, sad.
But he didn't hear it.
I don't think so.
It's fine.
But...
Cordy, I'll beat you up!
Yeah. He was like get that wide open. But... Kordae, I'll beat you up!
Yeah. He was like,
he's like get that white boy off the court
which is crazy
That was drama
Cause the other guy's thumb was broken, right?
Was Cordae the kill?
So Cordae was – yeah.
Peyton is Cam's podcast host.
Cam was the better me on our team.
The one that actually was trading threes, like he was playing crazy
He's playing his
face off
But
He wasn't talking about you? No
I know he wasn't talking about me
He was talking about Ludwig he almost went on the court at that
point um some of the guys in the game way too serious i mean yeah duke did
i don't blame him for taking no chance. No, in his shoes,
it would have been the exact same thing.
I would have literally just...
I would have tried so hard.
You know LeBron was watching?
I just lied for fun.
Why would you fucking say that?
Oh my God, that...my heart sank.
I played like shit.
LeBron probably saw that and was like
who is that ugly ass
no balance having an ass white boy.
Oh, that made me sad for a moment.
I don't think he did. He's at the Olympics so that would be crazy.
Yeah...
A lot of people definitely watch the game because when I was at the courts this morning
one of the dudes came up to me and said bro you did great.
Oh that's nice! That's so cool!
I think he was just be nice, honestly.
Oh, it's still nice.
Is there water?
Yeah we got filtered water.
Oh you have filtered water?
Fancy!
We have the same filter as you.
Oh that's true.
Faaaaaancyyyy...
Defensive player of the game? Nah. I think that was hippie. He had a much harder opponent to defend.
It was crazy how good everyone was. Yeah, the thing is...
The thing is, I you so much. The thing is I'm playing against like dudes who actually
like this is their literal life.
These are people who make basketball content
these are people who have had
like longer careers playing
basketball. These are people
like YPK Ray,
nasty, but he balls every
day and he plays in a fucking pro-am league.
Really? Yeah, so he plays against
literally current former pros
like international players and shit
So obviously it's like
I didn't know that
It was...
Like, I'm not.
I'm playing
against plumbers.
I'm playing
against like
failed actors
and plumbers
just like old
dudes in general.
This is not excuses, I'm saying that
I know what my skill level is
and like...
YPK Ray is just
I think we need to look at his shoes or something.
I don't know if it was the padding that he puts underneath it or something,
but he's got hops.
He was catching flight the entire time.
It was wild.
He had this Space Jam basketball.
Yeah. Okay, you're separating your eggs.
Okay! How do we do that?
So, you just gonna go like this.
You're going to get the egg white in there and then you go back and forth as the egg white falls.
That sounds insanely good. Am I doing it here or... there and then you go back and forth as the egg white falls that sounds
insanely i'm gonna do it here well no because look
so after that i go boom you got it oh yo, fuck. Oh, Jesus.
Yo!
I cracked it like literally middle of the rope.
Wait hold on maybe I can just dump it like this.
No.
No?
But its working.
Okay.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm gonna do it.
I'm going to fix this.
I'm going to fix this.
Oh!
I got it.
I'm so good at it.
It's fine.
He's got it folks. He's got it, folks.
He's got it. I put a little bit.
No! No! The slime is ruined. Wait really? Yeah.
Wait really? Yeah. Wait, really?
Yeah.
No!
You can't get egg...
You can't-
No!
Goddammit.
What did you expect?
This is advanced level shit!
I expected you to do better.
You literally asked me to do- what am I born and raised in this world?
I'm a human being. I You literally asked me to do...
What am I, born and rancid?
What are you crazy?
I can't do that!
Okay.
This is worse than Creator League.
Now I'm starting over.
Now I'm playing against NBA talent in terms of baking.
Can Kaya have eggs if I cook them?
No.
No human food.
That can't be dog food.
That can't be dog food! I could have it, I'll eat it.
Cook them for me.
Wow stealing Kai's food.
Alright one second. Okay well let's-
You gotta restart but I need a new goal!
Wait you can't have like been a little bit of a...
That seems ridiculous!
Well it's cause...
What happens if this is funny
Judy I'm not gonna lie to you
I feel like you expect me to do this, it's...I'm gonna fuck this up.
Well that's fine! If you fuck it up, it's your case.
Ten out of ten? Like,
I'm going to fuck it up ten times, I think.
But
It's fine if you fuck it up but but this part you can't fuck it up.
It's crazy because I've been watching episodes of The Bear
like I'm on season three
so that it does
I feel like it does. Like I'm locked
in. Chef!
Chef! I will crack the egg chef. Okay.
That's what I want that's the frequency I'm on. Yes chef
Hands! Hands!
Hands!
OK I'm going to have you crack yours over this bowl.
That way if it fails we're like, you know, we can step.
It's not in the big mix so you are going to try and be successful with your egg whites
in there if you fail we only lose one egg compared to everything in here.
I'm gonna take my shirt off,
that's how serious I am.
Not like my shirt, just
my hair. What have
you been watching? The Bear on
Grindr or something? The bear. You You don't take your shirt off for that. Okay, chef! Yes? I'm trying. Whoa!
Wait so this is where the egg yolk- This is the yolk. the old it's still in the same one
anyway yeah
okay Do you want an apron?
Sure.
I don't know if an apron is going to cover much of him, Chad.
We can put an apron on you, but I don't know if it'll
cover your face.
RYON DAY- Yo!
Look.
FELICIA DAY- You did it.
RYON DAY- Why is not coming down though?
FELICIA DAY- Well, it takes a second.
Sometimes it's sad.
Dude that's perfect!
I did it.
OK then you plop on in and now you can say your egg shell
over here but pour your white in there
now that you know it's a sick white.
Wow, you're being
kind of weird about that huh?
Whites only!
Yeah! Now that we know...
Now that we've tested the purity,
the whiteness of my bowl.
That's your towel too so you can wipe your hands on it.
Oh let's go! Okay.
Separate the whites. Yeah, we're on egg segregation.
Can you eat Cutie Cinderella or
Strong Thurman? Who knows who said that,
you know what I mean? Basically.
I don't know her.
Whose Strong Thurman isman? She goes to a different
school, don't worry. She's dead.
He's dead.
This is
quite small.
It's the biggest they have.
Damn, that sexist as fuck That's the biggest they have.
Damn, that's sexist as fuck! They're like... or that also sizes towards bigger lady chefs.
This doesn't even cover my nipples. It looks like you're wearing a kid's apron.
It's fine.
Alright, keep going.
Shit! Don't worry I got this.
Chad the reason we're separating is we are going to turn these egg whites into meringue
You can put yolk in your meringue
otherwise the fat will stop it from developing bubbles. So when
you're making meringue, you are actually whipping it really quickly and adding air
bubbles in between your egg whites. And this structural integrity will flatten out if there's any sort of fat.
Is there a reason why we don't use, like, pre-egg whites?
Because I use that quite a bit when I'm cooking.
These just work better for baking.
The fuck?
Okay.
Oh, it's done.
Look, I didn't even break.
Dude, I'm so good.
Quick learner over here. He's doing
it! He's got it!
He, um... He's doing it. He's got it. I'm a bit of a professional. How fast did you like? I mean, how much
how much faster do you oh shit there's a little bit of a micro crack in there.
How fast what There's a micro crack in there. Oh, that's fine. We can get that out.
How fast and what?
How much faster would you do this in comparison to my current speed?
Well, my speed around world record was 4 minutes and 36 seconds.
You want to fish that out before I... Yeah, I do.
So you can't really fatten your hands. What?
So just making sure I don't have any butter on my hands yet. Boom!
There we go!
You got one more.
Oh, fuck.
I broke it too much. Oh, shit. I broke it too much.
Oh, shit.
No!
No, I captured it.
I captured it.
Not a single piece of yolk is touching it, but...
Get it out. Get it out. Get, but... Get it out.
Get it out!
Get it out!
Get it out!
I tried to go fast cutie,
I fucked it up!
And there's a piece of crack in the-
Shell is fine.
Shell is okay. Y, yolk is not okay
For those of you
who don't know, you're not allowed to backseat bake here
because I was a professional pastry chef for many
years so I know more Oh you did? Yeah.
Yay! Pshhh, I didn't get the shell out first.
Excuse me. Okay.
Alright. Oh my god we're just gonna set these to the side
i should probably take these rings off right uh yeah They'll get messy.
But all the TikTok fuckboy chefs use rings
when they're chefing.
Well that's because they're a little more pro than you.
You could do it.
They chef it up with the rings on and they just look so hot.
Can I fuck the cake after too?
Or am I just gonna do this when I'm churning it like, uh...
No one is happy about that.
I think some people them want me out.
I'm a TikTok chef!
Play some sexy music!
We can't get DMCA. I mean you can if you want to get DMCA.
That's up to you.
We do have Spotify readily available.
Nah. We do have Spotify readily available.
Alright, you're getting some eggs with some everything bagel seasoning. I didn't even order food. I forgot. You got distracted? Do that first.
I forgot to order food.
Okay, order food before we move on.
Okay, so food before we move on.
Because otherwise you're going to be sad.
Can you sit down while I do this?
I'm so tired.
That's crazy! Are you kidding me?
Do you know what I did yesterday?
I walked around for like six hours and played basketball
for two, and then I flew here back to los angeles
and instantly instantly served you the top of the hour average at the top
of the hour if you need to do is subscribe.
Instantly!
Aww!
No, I just... Listen, all I'm saying
is $6 or for free.
I remember when it was five!
Why did you make it six?
You socialist freak!
Dan Clancy, I run the show
Dan is just my fall guy.
Ooh, love fall guys!
Good game, good game.
Oh this is soapy.
This is eating like a really tasty Aesop soap.
You can brush off the lavender.
Why are you drooling?
Oh, come on, my love!
Are you hungry?
You saw food?
Come here!
I can make her...
I have the food she can eat.
No, she ate already.
Oh.
I've done what she does so she can have it. already Yeah.
You need a dental too, Kaya? Your drooling all over my house!
I just need protein.
I have enchiladas
you can warm up to.
But homemade.
I make some good enchilada That homemade.
It makes some good enchiladas.
There you go, the drinks. That was definitely Turkish.
Alright let me... I'm grabbing Kaya a thing, chat.
She's getting Kaya a thing, Chef. She's getting Kaya a thing.
It's in the tube.
Chicken bowl, there we go. And his male on the side.
Jujubee on the side.
You already got Diet Coke here, so I don't need that.
Maybe I need two chicken bowls though. One's not gonna cut it, I don't think.
You know what I'm saying, Chop?
Damn we got vegan.
Let's do two chicken bowls.
Yo it is hot as hell in here cutie. What's happening?
It's the kitchen!
You just sit in here with...
Sit in how hot it is?
You don't got the AC on?
It is on. I'll turn it up.
You sure you don't want anything?
Yeah.
Alright, I've got chicken balls. Is Tubbo in the chat?
Tubbo!
If Kyle likes those Denzel chews
you can take them back because he doesn't like them.
Where are you eating your eggs?
Oh they're mine and I can eat them now? Yeah. Is this a fork made of real gold? It's kind of abs. I'm not going to lie. I didn't put any effort into it.
Yeah, you just dumped everything bagel seasoning on it, it seems.
Is it good?
No!
I think this might be the worst thing you've made me ever.
It's so dry. Oh, I like my eggs
dry. That's a personal preference.
I'd rather do some cheese and more pepper. Yeah, I like personal preference. Not that bad,
they could use some cheese
and some more pepper.
Yeah, I like them creamy.
They're really good.
They could also use
maybe a little bit of Lavery's.
Whatever.
I don't care. Shut Chef! Yes, chef? Or no, chef? The eggs are asked, chef!
Chef, you eat what you get.
Okay we're gonna grab someone's a granny egg Whoa!
Wow! I can't see you over there.
No, but it's getting me good.
Getting me good, brother!
She got blasted in the face.
Just like Austin Schill, brother.
Sketch was very nice.
That's my true guest on my podcast is Sketch.
You're the guest of my podcast? I like him a lot.
Sketch! Yeah. I think you're going to like it.
Whoa! It's a bottom squat.
I'm not even kidding, this is good? What the heck?
Yeah, so's so good!
It's a mini bag that I got.
I collect these.
From DreamCon.
Do you know that I collect them?
I saw it and was like, this is some shit that Cutie would like.
Like, I saw a bunch of Disney bags and I was like, this is some shit that Cutie would like. Like, I saw a bunch of Disney bags and I was like this is some shit
that cutie would like so... And it's a cupcake!
I also asked chat to pick one like their favorite one.
And they chose that one?
And they chose this one.
Chat!
I collect these.
Does it matter that it's not official Disney Sanctuary?
Well, it's LimeSpline. That is. That is official.
Oh yeah? Let's go!
Yay! I don't actually collect plug, I have five of them.
Loading saw this bag and was like what are you doing with that?
And I'm like oh I am going to give it to your girlfriend
and he is like hey do you mind giving it to me?
And I was like, hey, you mind giving it to me?
And I was like no. Why would I do that? He's like it'd be cool if like I gave it to her. Like I was thinking about her from my travels...
And I got her a gift and I was like,
Yeah! I'm not doing that!
He didn't.
Ludwig got me these.
Alright-
In-
I'm not doing that for you at all, big dog.
What the fuck?
In Paris Ludwig got me these headscarves.
Okay those are sick.
Since I've been into head scarfs.
They're Chanel.
That's sick.
See?
I said you should have gotten me like one from a street cart, you don't have to get Chanel.
She said...she said...you should've gotten me a Disney bag.
Woohoo!
Yeah there's Chanel guys.
You forget the audience you're gonna get canceled.
Just kidding they don't give a shit if you have expensive things I don't care.
I got expensive things my I don't care. FEMALE SPEAKER 1:"I got expensive things!
My boy from Baltimore made me."
That looks nice.
Well thank you for the backpack.
It's so nice.
I actually tried Diet Coke.
MALE SPEAKER 2.: I saw it.
Thank you.
FEMALE SPEAKER 3.: It's warm.
You need to be calm.
It's all good. Oh well.
Alright. I'll have it warm.
Alright what's next? Chef! What's next chef?!
Um let us...I'm gonna move this into the camera range.
Wait, what are those glasses?
Too many hoes in this house.
Too many hoes coming in and going!
Yes Jeff!
That's what I used to call our chef i used to call him jeff
his name was don but i called him chef jeff because i liked it
i love calling a chef jeff oh also Chad, I posted on my Instagram a highlight reel
shout out to you Boomer for making
a fire
making a fire
highlight reel. The Boomer is working on the announcement for Overcooked.
Nice!
Yeah, yeah, Boomer!
Also tickets
for Overcooked chat if you want to buy
tickets and come have a burger from us
will go on sale tomorrow I didn't take any photos of any creators
so ass I'm so mad at myself
I'm so bad being I'm so bad at being a content creator.
It makes me kind of sad.
You just need someone to follow you around.
You got to pick with Connie?
No, she's gotta pick with me!
That's what I mean!
I'm bad at doing that.
Like, I should've taken one with Like, I should have taken one
with Mark.
I should take him on
with the Tony guy
on TikTok.
You should have taken
him with freaking Duke.
I should have
taken him on
with Duke
even though
I don't know
how many likes me too much.
Well, I hope he doesn't like you. He's way too cool for you.
Why are you like this?
Why? Like...
First of all, you're not a little zoomer on TikTok.
You don't have to participate in duke glazing.
Okay? That's number one.
Number two, you are my podcast co-host!
Defend me!
I still have the dry ass eggs stuck in my throat.
I like him though, I think he's cool, I think he's a nice guy overall.
Okay! Hello from the Philippines.
Hello?
Okay.
So now we are going to beat our eggs, beat this shit, beat the shit, beat the shit.
You remember the oats in there?
Dump it in there?
Yep.
Oh we're gonna get you a spatula here.
Come in here so you can scrape out the bowl.
Yeah.
Yes.
You really did something.
Watch out and pull it.
Also these knobs are the...
See this bruise on my leg?
No way!
These knobs are the worst,
I need to replace them.
I thought you were getting kinky.
Yeah. See chat? yeah see chat
is that Bruce
they're doing
cake stuff
why is it so far
I was for the
chat to see
it's plugged in
and so chat can
see
oh okay
well can I take this out?
Yeah. And then like dump it...
You're smart enough. Actually
that's what I thought.
Okay we
got We're dumping the rest of the egg yolk in here.
You gotta make sure you get it all out!
All out!
Get the egg yolk all out. All out, get the egg yolk all out.
In the middle of my house,
my house
in the middle of
my house
I think that's good, it's like this is the outside of it
Yeah, that's good enough.
Okay.
Pretty good!
You're gonna do a cup
of sugar so you can grab that red one
This is a cup? Yes!
Is this sugar? Yes
We're gonna do a cup of sugar
That's so much sugar.
Is that a cup?
It's close enough, yeah.
That's crazy you just eyeball it like that and then you're like, ah, close enough.
I thought
baking was a science. It is, certain
things but sugar
you're short by like two teaspoons
it wouldn't make any sense. So
I did not realize how sugary this was until seeing how.
You should see normal cake.
Is worse?
Yeah, Tres Leches isn't as bad because there's no butter in it.
Well, Tres Leches also has a condensed milk which is worse.
This is my big shout out if you use butter on your Tres Leches cake...
You're assed.
Yes chef!
As an honorary Latina you should never use butter in your Tres Leches.
As an honorary Latina?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Alright, we're going to beat our eggs and our sugars until it gets light
and fluffy. You know the reason you need to get light and fluffy is because
It has added enough air to it.
The nice thing about Tres Leches
Is that you want to make this like fluffy sponge.
So when you pour all the milk on it,
it goes pfft!
You know?
That's why genuinely I don't use butter in my traslacha
otherwise you're adding too much moisture
which is like what's the fucking point?
That's always
what i'm thinking as well.
I'm always like what's the point?
There's no... because why would we add butter as moisture when the whole point of Tres Leches is to soak up all that ooey gooey milk?
I just know how it feels going down my throat and it feels fucking good so I trust your expertise on this. Just to make me go faster?
Okay.
Alright.
Is it airy? No.
When do I know?
When do I know it's airy?
It looks a shade lighter. It's starting to look a shade lighter. Yeah, it's getting red.
I swear to God that dry ass egg is still
stuck in my throat.
Damn, that looks dope! That looks really good. It already looks delicious to me.
Just egg and sugar.
I'm gonna put some of these dye coats in the fridge. Alright, we're gonna let this hang out and whip it again when we actually use it but
it is a shade lighter so that's kind of what you go for He sees.
Bro's so hungry, lol? Yes! Yes bro is hungry. It's not even a joke.
The scoop isn't the sugar. We cut it.
The red scooper is in the sugar.
Is that alright?
Woah!
Oh, you just got a goat Seed. Yeah! Mario hat!
Go all the way to the end. It's not right?
All the way. Look and see. There might even be
some cold Diet Cokes.
I doubt it. I know you guys don't have them.
A lot has been in the soda lately.
The Mario Goat Sea is still here,
I'll show you a chat.
You're going to bring your creation?
You're not ready for this
you're not ready for this y'all ready for this Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Why didn't he eat it? I don't know. That's kinda fucked up.
I'll eat Mario's ass. Well now its frozen, we need to thaw.
But his asshole cracked a little bit on accident because...
No that's like an Omega Galaxy.
But he's got cute little tushy cheeks.
Last night we were walking back to the hotel, Ludd and I.
Having a gay ass walk.
Was he just talking about how much he loves me the whole time?
Uh...yeah.
I was like dude stop! Stop talking about Cutie.
That's kind of lame, dude.
And he's like, no.
You don't understand.
I love her.
But yeah, and these two yak ass dudes that were like bigger than me even came up to us
And they were like damn y'all are both brolic
What's Brolic?
Like big. Like strong muscular
Cool You know that was a pretty cool thing like big, strong, muscular.
And that was pretty cool for
Ludd I think.
For Ludd?
Not for you.
I hear it all the
time if I'm a
good dealer.
But for Ludd
I feel like
that was sick
especially because the dudes were bigger
than us.
Yeah it must have been really cool for him
I'm just trying to compliment him.
I don't know, this is the most I'll do.
That's it?
Especially because he's not coming on my birthday, that's fine.
Awkward, drama...
Awkward drama but it is what it is you know?
It is what it eeees!
What else? What else happened? um what else
what else happened
what else happened
in the world
what have you guys
been up to
how was the porter pod
I can't believe
the real drama
Hassan Hassan i can't believe the real drama the hassan hassan partners at titty streamer this is true
that is true i am
the vibes were different that is true i am
the vibes were different when lud passed the ball i don't even know when did let me get the ball
so many times He had two assists.
Were you watching?
Yeah, I was watching.
Don't lie.
I saw your whiff a few times.
A few times?
I missed one putback.
Oh, that was the last time.
And one shot. That's it. I missed two shots.
Okay.
That's what I thought.
I made two and missed two.
Missed more than one.
He had zero points!
Ball hog song, that's what they can call him.
No! That's not... A putback is not ball hog.
Ball hog!
Putback is the opposite of a ball hog.
Ball hog!
Don't drown me out.
Is this the recyclable? Which one this the recyclable one?
Which one is the recyclable one?
The one that doesn't have cloth in it.
Why do you have
literally a fucking
like, cloth bag in here and the recyclables at the same time.
I'm going to accidentally dump out my...
Because professional kitchens all have your laundry for your cloths.
Next to the...
We can wash them every week.
Next to the recyclables?
Well, no but that's...
Do you get on your hands and knees
and clean up after like the ground
and stuff just in bare because I've heard
real chefs do that in kitchens because they want to make sure
that they are
like, that way after the
night ends, like a long-ass shift
ends and they're on their hands and knees scrubbing
like, on the ground instead of using a mop.
They do that specifically
so that they are obviously cleaning
everything. They have a better
eyesight for scuffs
and shit like that but beyond that i
think they do it so that they're more careful
when they're actually cooking. That's what I've heard
I have worked in many kitchens, I've never seen anyone do that. That's so
extra! They're doing that for attention, for sure.
Yes, chef!
They just use a mop.
Also like a scrubbing brush.
I mean maybe it's like a Michelin star restaurant
thing though and not like
whatever fucking wedding cake bakery
that you worked at
It was very good
It was very nice Oh Oh, I'm so...
Oh you guys had the best cakes in Washington State?
Yeah.
Oh great.
I'd fucking Martha Stewart on my line be like can I get a cake and I was like yeah
bitch.
What a phenomenal accomplishment I'm sure.
How many? This one- You've never done this before? No. I was like, yeah bitch. What a phenomenal accomplishment, I'm sure.
Hassan you've never done anything with your life ever.
Besides post thirst traps and be mad.
That's right.
I'm literally doing that right now.
Yeah.
How does it feel? You're facilitating it.
What?! Is this a thirst trap?
This is a thirst trap.
Oh no!
Alright, what's next? We're putting our AP flour.
What's the AP flour? All purpose.
You can do cake flour
but nah...
I was just kidding about the bakery thing.
Chad, I hope you guys know that.
Oh, he wasn't kidding and it hurt my feelings really bad.
This is my community.
You guys should let him know about it for a while.
That really hurt my feelings.
This isn't the PRN podcast. He's so mean. for a while. That really hurt my feelings.
This is the PRN podcast, they're not gonna give you shit.
He's so mean to me.
They're just gonna-
And I hate them!
They're gonna chug it around for a little bit but they're not gonna give you shit.
That was really mean.
Telling you right now. Oh do you have an iPhone charger? in uh...
telling you right now
oh do you have an iphone charger?
nice
it's a pile of dishes that he took away
nice Alright, you're doing a teaspoon and a half of baking powder.
A teaspoon and a half? Which one's the teaspoon, this one?
You'll figure it out.
Does it say on it?
This is half a teaspoon.
Yo, this is much larger than I thought
it was.
Like a baking powder?
One teaspoon and a half or two teaspoons
and a half? One and a half teaspoons.
In proper technique but I'll let it slide.
What is the proper technique?
You just.
Yeah.
You don't want to shake.
So the reason you don't want to shake chat for anyone who actually cares
is because say I have a pile like this,
I shake. What it does is it moves stuff in the base and it actually puts more in there
so then it can, it packs it down. So your measurements are off
that's why if you're being the most exact you should measure your ingredients
by weight instead of how we do it but okay well this is one
teaspoon yeah so now you're gonna do a half teaspoon afterwards.
Half a teaspoon chat.
We're not going to shake it.
Done We're not going to shake it. Done.
Like cocaine? I've been hanging out with
the fucking face plant kids
They don't drink coke. No, I'm just saying
that's like a stupid thing
they would joke about. I don't think they would.
They'd be like,
Okay my bad, I'm trying. I've done three baking strategies and he's never done that cream shit.
Sigh and he'd never done that cream shit.
Half a teaspoon of salt.
Why must you break me?
That's what I do best.
This is fucked up, dude. That's good. Oh!
It's over here, that's fine, I can do a little over
Oh it can? Salt is fine yeah
salt is not going gonna change anything.
Okay.
Alright. Stir that up.
How do I stir? Are you- okay last time I was at your house
You made me do this and I literally don't know how to
do it.
Do I just go like that?
That's it?
Yeah.
Like there is no art to it, there is no like...
No.
Nope, you are just mixing your dry ingredients.
Yeah someone earlier in chat said they were like
Hasan said you are his best friend
and I said ooh that's a bad choice for you
Yes! I did say that? Yes!
I did say that.
I think you should.
Okay look away this is not for you.
This is for the two talk.
Are we trying to be cool?
No no look away.
Oh you want me out of frame?
You don't have to be out of frame but here's what it looks like.
Look away. Ehhhhh. This is how I'm doing it.
What's up?
I'm gonna kill myself.
Oh, and so...
I love being a sexy chef.
Unmod me?
What? Oh! I thought you guys liked it!
I thought you guys like this shit!
That's what the sexy chefs do.
He turns 33 and he is out of control.
Dude, this weekend everyone that was like 20 thought I was like 26.
Partially because they think
that's the oldest age one can be without dying.
That is true.
But it made me feel good.
I'm getting the if-a-song please. Well. I'm getting the ikasam piece of- I'm happy that I left this room for that.
I'm Brian, kill me.
Alright.
What's next?
That was a stirring, right?
Yeah.
Well there you go.
You locked in and officially said that my humping of the bowl was good stirring.
No, that's not what I said.
Yes! yes chef! I will keep humming the bowl chef. No! You said it was good. No.
New gig, I'm like... Guys it's a joke, I'm fucking around.
It's not a joke he He's very serious. Yeah,
I'm very serious. I always... I think it's
hot.
Can I open that?
Screaming like that?
I know know love.
Ah, babe.
No, I'm not proud of you.
Chat where's Vanilla going?
Where did Vanilla go chat?
Yes chat!
I can say yes, chat, get it?
Can you say yes, chat?
Yeah...
Dude, I just gave that to you. Like that's a free one I'm gonna pass through.
What's up everybody?
Um, that's a freebie for you. You can use that when you do your bake-alongs.
Thank you. We and go yes chat
i'm checking you jack's never right okay in the random moments that they might be on the off chance
that they are... They're not!
They're always around, Hi Kyaaa!
KYAAAA!
She did like her dental chew.
Oh she didn't?
No, she did it myself.
KAYA!
No... Call ya! No. There's nothing for you here, don't call me.
That's nice. You guys can't see but she came and sat
and was like oh come on.
Hello?
Hello ma'am!
We went to the dog park this morning
And she ran around and she was so tired
She could barely get back in the
car. Really? Yeah.
Kyle, you're getting old. No!
I found a thing that you're supposed to
do when you get her
neutered. You need to get her neutered, you need to get
her this gastro
something that
stops her stomach
from flipping.
Because her
breed, big
dogs, their
stomach flips and
it causes blow.
And if you get this done, it won't flip.
They can just do it while you get her spayed.
So you should
get that done.
We're going to give you special surgery!
We're going to get you special surgery. Gastro-Plexi, that's a nice... We're going to give you special surgery and tummy tuck!
Yeah she gets the tummy tuck.
They can do it at the same time while they are in there.
You want a tummy tuck?
You want a tummy tuck? You want a tummy tuck? He's got the nice, oh. Obviously ask your vet but it is for big dogs it's like she doesn't
need it. No I think she does, she does! Anyway, alright.
Kaya is a skinny legend.
She's a slim gal.
I call her fatty but that's because
she's fat at heart.
She's a big girl!
Today we're making a stunning birthday cake.
Alright, wait...
Traced leches.
Triple the leche.
Almost caught me in the gonads. That was the freaking handles I warned him about.
Almost caught me in the gonads, but an expert chef knows when to dodge and when to avoid.
Okay pour this in. All of it? Yeah.
ALL OF IT?! There's not much in there.
In the egg? Yeah.
This is gonna be healthy. In the egg? Yeah. Just maybe half a teaspoon
And then a third cup of milk
This is very hard to do, I think. Like without fucking up. Oh yeah, I don't have a lot of vanilla.
Is this good?
Yeah it's fine.
Does it need more milk?
No because we're going to add so much milk at the end.
A third is a cup, a third of a cup of milk. Okay now turn it back on.
Turn it back on I don't know how to do that you're just gonna pull it crank it
so like what higher four no like once it's on this way it's on four put it on on port. Okay.
Ghostfield Coots? I have literally not seen coots in this house even once. She hides?
Yeah.
Oh, oh gosh she's right in the middle.
Look at her little baby!
She was just laying and she plopped down in between us.
Okay now turn it off or turn it all the way low.
OK and you're just going to pour this into it, your flour.
Pouring the flour in, chef?
Is that a perfect way to do this?
Yeah, like that.
It's in! So what is this?
The base of the cake?
Yes, it's a cake batter
one might say. A cake batter!
We gotta Okay, better. Hi!
Hiya!
What are you looking at? The balloons?
You like balloons? You like balloons, Kaya?
Kinda do the top of her tail.
How long do I go for and when do I stop it?
You can turn it off now.
I can turn it off?
Yeah.
Very nice.
Alright!
Have I tried a Double Dunkin' Dragon Fruit refresher, no.
I don't even know where there's...
I live in L.A.
I don't...
I'm sure there's Dunkin' Donuts out here, but I rarely...
Duncan does Dunkin' Donuts all the time.
Where is it?
He loves it.
I don't know. He just hunts them down. Why does he love...
He loves them.
Yeah, I mean, he used to do hay people when he was young.
Give me that scraper or spatula.
Oh my God!
You're so good at this.
I'm not even gonna lie.
I'm not even gonna lie.
I'm not even gonna lie.
I'm not even gonna lie.
I'm not even gonna lie.
I'm not even gonna lie. I'm not even gonna lie. I'm not even gonna lie. Yeah.
I saw them falling over Pete Buttigieg as VP, they're so dumb.
Repeat Buttigieg. They're so dumb. Creep peed Buddha dredge.
Alright, you can scrape the sides
and just kind of mix it.
They are everywhere in LA! That's a classic not from the east coast person
Saying that
Because there's not a block
That you can go in the east coast
In New Jersey or in New York
Where there isn't a fucking Dunkin Donuts, or Massachusetts as well.
And in comparison to that I feel like in Los Angeles...I think that seemed like one Dunkin Donuts
In the whole fucking city for like 14 million people.
Am I mixing it too?
Yeah, you'll just essentially scrape
in the sides from any flour
and stuff but it looks pretty good actually.
It looks good can i try this uh yeah Delicious. You know I love cake batter?
Mmm.
I love cake batter.
Well, then you'll like that. Like, I love cookie dough and I love cake batter.
When I was a kid my mom would let me eat the cookie dough so that I could get worms in
my stomach.
That's sad.
I don't know if it is true or not. It's not true.
I still ate the cookie dough and I never got the worms in my stomach so…
I think she just didn't want you to eat all of the cookie dough.
Fair. There's batter left on this.
What do we do?
Who scrapes the scraper, who washes the washbasin?
You just scrape it on the edge of the bowl.
Yeah! scrape it on the edge of the bowl yeah he did it Okay, now we are whipping our egg whites. So most important thing when you're whipping
egg whites, chat is to make sure that you have no fat
whatsoever in your bowl or your whisk. So that's why you make it clean. Worst case,
you take some lemon juice and you can wipe a lemon around the side that really helps
it, the acid helps
get quicker. And you do want
your bowl cold
so I just threw it in the freezer. Yes, Chef!
So we're gonna let them start.
And they are going to be crazy.
So you guys just saw it go in, the consistency with like clear cum and it's going to come out real fluffy.
We say cum a lot.
Oh yeah we talk about come a lot.
You make a lot of comrades in here. Yeah, I've got all the comers out.
Weird. Why's there comers? Wait can I
move this phone over here?
Yeah. You can do whatever the heck you want. Oh yeah, Porter made some songs yesterday.
Like on the pod?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
On the Patreon episode he made some songs.
Yeah you guys also- apparently Marsh let all the lights on and Murat was very mad.
Awkward! I mean, I will say, Mark was very starstruck.
He was like...
Really?
Yeah, it was like
Porter was leaving
and he was like
I'll give you the ride!
It's very sweet.
That's insane.
So then Mark gave him a ride.
That's... God, he is so fucking lame.
He loved it!
He was so happy. He was like kicking his little feet.
... Right. You're right. United pro, quarter is the only reason I'm gonna watch Fear and... Bro, you're like a 50
month subscriber! You haven't watched
my fucking podcast? What's wrong with you?
Good choice.
Judy, your on a podcast.
I hate that podcast.
Stop joking like this, people think you're serious.
Not joking.
Looking fluffy and airy.
Got air bubbles in it. We gotta do our calendar shoot early so it can go on sale
in December. So we could probably do our calendar shoot
in September. This is how I I'd be way more nude.
Call me Doody Cinderella,
you know what I'm saying?
I'm not gonna be nude... for the record.
No they're calling ME Hootie Cinderella.
You're Cutie Cinderella and I'm Cutie Cinderella.
Great!
Cool!
Thanks. Cool. I still have the money from the calendar all just sitting,
I haven't sent it over to our bank account.
I should steal this.
Alright.
Where's the paw gas? It comes out on Monday mornings? I'm being so careful, have you noticed?
Yeah.
What's the name of the podcast?
Blind About It.
Yo!
Talk to your hand.
Talk about fun. your hand.
So funny.
I'm the only one holding us together guys. I haven't missed an episode in so long.
Yeah, I wouldn't have missed an episode either except you cut me out.
There wasn't a choice!
Whoa!
It was the only time it was available.
Chad if you can see it from there.
The shit looks crazy. It looks like marshmallow
for DJ.
And the tasty treat.
It's aerated!
I want my phone because I'm trying to figure out when the food comes. All right, go loud chat. Go loud.
Oh 10 minutes. Let's go.
10 minutes.
We're going for stiff peaks, chat
which we have gotten
That's crazy
You whipped it too much? Is that what happened?
No, it's fine.
Alright so now we're going to fold
Wait where are the spatula tools right there Fluffy! So the point of folding is we're trying not to lose these bubbles that we just made.
Is that meringue?
Yeah. Is that how you make meringue?
Yeah.
Literally,
this is meringue. So if you scoop
this out on a baking sheet, you can make pavlova.
If you piped it out, you can make pavlova. If you pipe it out,
you could make little meringues.
If you put it on a pie...
You know?
That's meringue!
Pavlova!
Yeah we blew bubbles on it.
Add gelatin you get marshmallow? Yeah.
How is he really in his Food Wars era?
Food Wars. What is Food Wars?
It's an anime.
Oh.
Wow, he doesn't know Food Wars?
This guy's a normie. We've watched it all.
Really?
It's crazy. It's a bunch of teenagers that cook and the food is good, but they get naked.
Wait what?
They have like orgasms.
They're like oh so good!
And then their clothes just rip off and they go like eeeeee!
That's literally what they do. They scream and their clothes rip off and they go like it's literally what they do they scream and their clothes fall off that sounds fucking insane it's crazy yes
they come from food yeah someone said that's a terrible
description other people say that's-that's perfect
description. I think I'm gonna go with perfect.
Yeah! It was a perfect description. Every anime is so insane when you
explain it to like, a person who's unfamiliar with it?
Yeah, it was so accurate. That's crazy.
They'll be like, It's so good!
And they just explode.
Do they die? No.
They just orgasm.
And they're like, I can taste the umami in this and that and this.
OK so you're just going to fold like that.
So you're just going to keep doing it
and slowly it's going to incorporate these in.
But you don't want to push and do a lot of force
because then you'll pop your bubbles that we just made.
Got it, Picasso?
I feel like this is a dangerous task.
You just loop and flip and loop and flip and loop and flip.
He's got it.
I'm running with my dress on, but then...
What?
Screamin' but daddy I love him
I'm having a baby
No, I'm not but you should see your faces
Porter said that taylor swift that he likes that taylor swift song
what it's a taylor swiss song this is my, we don't listen to music.
I'm having a baby.
Except for that one guy who's like,
I'm watching the podcast and first time he's Porter's on it.
I love Porter. is the first song he's a Porter's on.
I love Porter,
he's so sweet.
Um,
I've never
listened like
to
No,
I haven't, I told him.
Well, I'm a normie! And so it was funny
because there's like this weird juxtaposition
of like...
Will and Marcia are fans.
Yeah, and then I'm just like,
Hey Porter! What do you like to eat for breakfast?
And they're like tell us about the process
and I'm like, oh.
I did give him the pass to say the bitch on Taylor Swift
line he asked me and I said yeah it's fine
you said that. Was he cool?
Yeah he's cool.
What is light then Was he cool? Yeah, he's cool.
I would have liked to experience that myself.
You'll never get to meet him.
He was in my house eating my fucking snacks and I wasn't even there.
Yeah you said, do you guys got any snacks they said take whatever you can find oh he did take he did did he i don't
think so i think it ate like one one snack
is this good enough?
Yeah.
Or do we need to do more...
I'll take over from here. We just don't want any chunks that are egg white.
Oh, okay.
So you've got to keep going and scrape the sides...
But it's still kind of fluffy!
Yeah, no, we'll kind of fluffy. Yeah, no it should stay this fluffy.
We won't kill it. That's the point
because you want it to be...
You just don't want any big egg white chunks
cause they'll bake kinda funny
So I'm just gonna fold it It'll be like little pockets
of neutral taste, is that what it is? Yeah
I mean a few chunks aren't bad
because they'll just get absorbed in by any big ones
Just incorporate a little more get absorbed in by any big ones we just
just incorporate a little more like is that a big chunk oh i missed it hold on i was i want to see what we'll do show me a big chunk if you can find
one uh like right there how that was a pocket yeah so we just break that Show me a big chunk if you can find one.
Like right there, how that was a pocket?
So we just break that down a little bit.
And now that's fine size.
OK.
I'll ask these questions like I'm going to do this myself
ever. don't act
like you're ever going to make this yeah that's the
test now you have to make this on stream tomorrow all by yourself
yeah okay all right we're gonna open this up.
So I'm using Norm's one in the KitchenAid mixer? Yes!
You're going to um...
Wish you had a close-up?
I know, I have an overhead cam. I just lost it.
Like I use my phone for my overhead cam but I don't want my phone with me.
Okay. Someone in the chat said I'm so hungry me too man i need to here you go
chat and look it's nice and fluffy see it doesn't fall in like as a batter.
It's like flops and that's good.
Has anyone ever baked something for you was the question of the chat?
The answer is yes.
Yes people bake stuff for me.
All the time in competition.
And it's always ass.
Has anyone ever baked anything good for me?
They've tried.
No, actually Annie...this is one thing that stands out to me.
Annie she works at Loaded and she made this beautiful gingerbread.
It's very good.
So one, just Annie.
Girl, you starting drama.
Am I?
Uh-huh.
Not that many people baked from the chat.
Alright.
So we're just gonna...
Whop this in there. You're going to take these trestleches home?
No.
And so I'm still going to steal this pan from you another day.
Oh no! Well, I can't have it here. steal this pan from you another day. Oh, no.
Well, I can't have it here.
It's not my birthday. Kai is Guys plopped on the ground right now, chat.
Hassan Fattart? No I'm fucking...
My diet has not been great this weekend.
I still lost
weight from all the activity, I think,
but
I know what I'll do.
I'll bring it to Shoto's.
I'm also bringing a cake to Shoto's.
You made it.
What?
Didn't you guys make it together or something,
or no, you made it for him.
Yeah I made it on stream last night and I haven't been decorating yet.
I'm actually gonna do that after we're done but...
Food's almost here.
Oops sorry. Drama!
Sorry.
Well I mean you can take it, Shirls.
Well actually Tres Leches is better. It should sit overnight.
Oh yeah! I should have said behind chef!
No, I was behind you so I would've been the one.
Oh yeah, you should've said behind chef.
My bad, my bad.
I hate working with amateurs
It is true
Behind That is true. In the kitchen, we don't used to do that.
Hot! Hot! Behind!
Behind!
Alright, go in.
Damn! It's hot as hell. It's an oven! Okay. Corner!
Do you say corner when you pass in the corner? Like this?
Corner chef! No.
Why do you say corner?
Well if you're by an oven maybe
She doesn't know
Or yeah when there's a wall When I worked at Daniel in New York...
You're saying only when it's a blind corner?
When I worked at Danielle
In the New York we would say Cornell chef all the time.
We'd go,
we'd always walk past the walk-in fridge and go fridge!
So then they know you're outside and bang it.
Fridge!
Yeah.
So, they don't walk out and kill ya.
That was a...but I think that's just us because our fridge was in a weird spot.
QT if you were invited
on Chopped, would you do it? I don't think
I'd do Chopped but I would do one of the
cake decorating ones.
I've always said I wouldn't do it but I think
it'd be fun now. I've decided that I want to.
We have a customer!
Ah yeah, that's what we say too.
We say that as well.
Judy you did not add lemon.
This is Tres Leches, I don't need to add lemon.
Yeah. What kind of T tres leches are you having? That's
limon tres leches.
A lemon one? The fuck?
Cutie where'd you get your dress from it's so cute.
Kohl's for $7! Really?!
Yeah.
I got Kohl's cash.
It was awesome.
While it was on clearance.
So what do we do now? Do we just wait?
Yeah.
We sit and wait?
Yeah.
Well not sit. Dude there is a lot of...
You can sit if you want.
There is a lot of standing involved in being in the kitchen
and doing this kind of thing.
I see.
Yeah?
Um,
I can walk for hours
but when I'm standing
in place
I just like
it starts hurting
my back starts hurting.
Hassan you lazy guy? No I just first of all
I literally bawled for two hours before
I got here. First of all
And secondly like I said
I think my standing
position is wrong.
Like,
I just don't know
how to stand.
So
when I'm
standing in plays
it just sucks.
I have to walk
My lower back
starts hurting if I stand too long. I have to walk. My lower back starts hurting if I stand too long.
I have to pee, Hassan's in charge.
Uh oh.
Lean your butt against the what?
No you're supposed to scoop.
You're supposed to scoop. You're supposed to scoop your pelvis,
your pelvic bone
basically
and squeeze your cheeks a little bit.
That's the proper way
to stand.
I think the food might be here
unless kaya is like running too
all the food is here.
Flex you Joe? Okay. I'll just stand like this the whole time guys.
I'm just waiting for you to come back and I'll be like this
Two thumbs up. Everything's great. Hold on, I'm gonna grab my food. so Okay. Cutie. Peter Chips, won't be having those.
Chicken Bowl
Chicken bowl number one.
I don't know why they put the fucking salad in the chicken bowl, it looks like hot.
Don't know what this is.
I think it might be tzatziki, but it looks weird.
Doesn't look
like normal tzatziki,
but I fuck with it.
Okay. like normal tzatziki but I fuck with it. One thing of water that came with the food
Spam sauce
Uh oh!
He is bad.
Almost.
Swift is not happy with Kaya. Hi!
This is my buddy.
There you go, that's nice.
See?
You see Kaya... Hey!
Hey! He doesn't like her.
She's being nice.
What do you do? Do you bite her?
It looks like it.
As he has gotten older, he's gotten weirder with other dogs
Esme
He used to be okay
It means mashed
like squeezed Are you ok going down there He's mashed. Like, squeezed.
Are you okay going down or are you gonna bite her?
He's funny when he's on walks he's fine but when it's in the house he randomly gets weird.
He's protective over his space.
But he's 13 so it looks like new.
Look Kai's playing a bug! Look, I smell your butt.
This guy's nice.
She smells my butt!
I've never seen this...
This dog is normally so chill and scared
I've never seen someone like this before.
It's fun to see him like this. He's kinda... he's kind of boss mode right now.
He's even acting a bit weird! He's like you brought this-
Are you gonna be okay?
Okay.
He's like,
You brought the milk into my house.
All right, okay.
We gotta go. Why don't you- We gotta go why don't you uh
hold on maybe we can give them both treats and then like they'll
like does he wouldn't want a piece of bread
oh you want a piece of bread?
Taya, sit.
Oh this is kinda nice.
Okay maybe you can put them down and then I'll try it again.
Do you want another piece?
Oh, he's not even going to look.
You're OK.
Sit, slip, sit!
Nothing.
Slip!
Can you sit?
Sit! You'd sit? Sit. You sit.
Oh, he's embarrassed.
Oh!
Can you sit?
He's hiding behind me like a kid in elementary school.
You're okay!
He's getting his night!
Don't do that buddy!
He was trying to give you a high five.
Good boy, here ya go.
Good girl!
That's yummy bread.
Okay play around, go.
Go play with each other.
Can you smell Kaya now?
This is a big deal!
He's not about to slice off.
Uh oh, Kaya's not too fast.
Okay, that's it? We don't need you to do that.
Do you want to try and go potty?
Should we go potty?
No, no. It's going to be fun
Okay, let's go can party as friends.
I'm gonna say it better.
You can have some fun at your house.
You can go out and play with friends.
You can have some fun. uh
chad's right he's insecure around women
he ain't seen a bad bitch like Kaya before, that's why he's trying to flex. He's
barking so much outside.
But yeah, Swift phones would be heavy. Swift Fucks with me heavy
He loves me
Even though
Cutie
I think cutie just like
Will steal my shirt
And then like beat him with it or something so he'll hate me
but i'm pretty sure
i'm pretty sure he still loves me regardless.
But the thing is, this might have
actually disrupted our friendship that we've developed.
Gaia, come here!
Gaia!
Gaia! Come on!
Where is she?
Taya, come here.
Don't go downstairs.
You are not allowed up there woman.
Woman what are you doing? What're you doing?
What do you do when
you can't go up there?
It's not allowed for you!
Hi! There's cats
up there. They'll kill you.
You don't know,
you don't want that smoke.
You don't know what
that lifestyle looks like.
That was a good shot.
Guy has never experienced cats.
Switch is out there barking now, he's just so mad.
That's so funny.
He's like you brought... we've decided
he's an incel.
Yeah.
He's like... No I Yeah. He's like, why'd you bring a woman into this house?
Yeah.
Yeah he's mad.
You just hear him up there muffled. He loves me though.
We fought last time I was here.
He's doing good, he's really brave.
It's so funny as he has gotten older his personality
has changed a little bit
like number one he used to always be fine with dogs but then oki came over
and was like growling at okie which is worse
like right obviously right there he was he was like he was barking
but like he wasn't growling. He was like
growling at Opie which was so weird
and then
so he's weirder with dogs
on walks with dogs he's fine
he just ignores them
but with people
he started like smelling people
and kind of being nice.
I don't know.
Who knows? But it's, I think he's good. He's lifted up in some ways.
Yeah, I think I socialize him more than have dogs come to the house.
No, definitely.
Sorry, I had Maki chunks.
Or a dog that doesn't like me.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't know if you guys are going to be able to see this but I do feel like we're
getting closer and closer to each other.
We've been talking about this for so long now. I mean, I'm just Definitely
Sorry, I had Maki chunks
Or bring him
Bring him to my house
Yeah, because then he's in someone else's house
He's
He's just gotten old
I think dogs' personalities change a little bit as they age.
Someone said, I'm dieting? Thanks chat! It's actually Ozempic.
Really?
No. I just want to start that rumor because then people will come in and be like
oh my gosh so the Ozempics working and I'll be like thanks!
What if they're like damn the Ozempic is not working at all?
Then that's a problem!
They say that-that could backfire on you i could backfire
i have lost weight though i've been walking good look i see your tick tock clips my tiktok clips yeah i see you're clipping on the dark sometimes
then i'm like damn this is what kitty looks like like i got skinny
wait i don't know when you try i don't try it. No, when you try...
I don't try for TikTok! TikToks are just edits of my stream
which means you don't watch my TikTok.
No, but we do try- no, we try for your streams every time.
Ohhhh. Yeah sometimes I try for my streams
and sometimes I don't.
Your BBL goes crazy? Thanks. Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for noticing.
Was that a compliment?
Yeah, who knows?
They were very impressed yesterday when I showed up with Quartet Yeah, who knows? No, I do.
They were very impressed yesterday
when I showed up to the podcast
completely dry.
I've been drying more often.
Yeah,
I saw the text message.
You were still fucking late.
How is that possible?
You set it up
in the middle How is that possible? You set it up.
In the middle of the day! The thing about me...
I just...
No traffic in LA, It's just crazy dude. That's
crazy. So crazy dude. Just so crazy.
Crazy!
I wish this was a chicken breast. You wish it wasn't?
I wish it was. Oh.
It's thighs.
Ew, yuck! Dark meat!
Yeah, I mean I prefer...
I prefer white meat. Fats have less protein, dark meat in general has less protein and more fat, which is why a lot of people prefer thighs.
I on the other hand don't.
I'm going to try that as well just see if this is good.
We're actually gonna decorate Shoto's cake a little bit. Let's see if this is good.
I'm just casually going to decorate Shoto's cake a little bit while we wait.
We don't really have anything to prep right now, you know, Chad?
We're just chilling so I figured might as well..
Hi, Kya. You're cute.
Well that's fine.
Do you see Trump's ear?
Trump got shot!
Do you guys hear? Trump got shot!
What the hell? Okay, Charlie. Go ahead and clean up my pile.
These strawberries are for Tres Leches. Oh really?
Butter we don't need.
Liberals think it's what fake?
That Trump got shot? The Trumpio? Liberals think it's what, fake?
The Trump ear is fake. I mean his ear seems like fine
Like I saw his ear
I think I saw a photo of this year recently like post-shooting
And it seems like nothing happened
Me when I want attention guys, I got shot in the ear
Guys I got Sean in the ear. Guys,
for real this time.
Peaches.
Yum.
I don't think there's anyone in American politics that we could, like...
make this kind of jokes about? These kinds of jokes about?
Other than Trump.
Wait how do you say Kamala's name?
Kamala?
Kamala's name? Kamala?
Yeah.
Are you sure it's not Camilla?
No, that's what the Republicans say.
The Republicans will be like,
Camilla!
Really?
Harris! I just said it because I'm dyslexic.
What does that have to do with dyslexia?
Sometimes, no matter how it's spelled, it makes sense in my brain.
And then my brain just decides the way a word is.
Like Hermione? The whole entire time I read the books was Hermione.
I didn't know her name was Hermione, and it took me years to learn Hermione.
It's Hermone...
You know?
How do we go now? you know that's how you read it in Turkish or Kaisa Kaisa League of Legends
always said was Kasai. Kai Sinat? Kai Sinat is Kai Sinat.
You thought her name was Hermony like Germany?
Yeah.
Yes, yes ma'am.
She knows League Podchamp?
What?
No. What? No.
What?
I know Leigh.
Leig knows her.
I am Leig.
Joke, I'm not Leig.
I am.
I dabble.
I've been on the Rift a time or two.
I have not done
a podcast with Porter Robinson.
My podcast was recorded yesterday when I wasn't in town.
With Porter Herbert Robinson!
Judy has been perma-stuck in bronze.
Wow, not that long though for five years uh 10. oh i've been playing since 2014, I think.
Sucks to suck everybody, it sucks to suck.
Does that mean the ranking process is good?
What?! No its not! I think the process is good.
What? No it's not! Because you just know your abs.
I'm not ass...
I promise, Your Honor.
It's my MMR.
She's iron now?
Wait, what?
Oh yeah.
Well I haven't started my con.
Once I start my con, I don't play any mobile games, I quit when I was in high school.
Oh, he thinks he's so much better than us!
I do, yeah.
I mean, I know actually.
That's not fair. I mean, I know actually. Oh. Oh.
Oh!
OK.
That's like the one thing that I understand all.
Oh.
I think not playing any mobile games makes you a better person.
Cause I, gotta keep I don't even think league players will dispute what I just said.
No,
I like it.
I don't know what's up with all these league players saying it ruins their life.
I like it.
It makes me happy.
Unironically I feel so fucking good.
He loves eating.
I really do, man It's a problem. I'm gonna go.
Fat is on incoming? Bitch, I had two fucking cups of chicken that's all I had!
Fat is on income move over people
move over let him through!
Oh I'm done, I want to make it new!
Oh my god.
Do you have food coming out?
Maybe...
Potentially.
I saw Gateswater demand that I go back to being fat, so that's what I'm doing.
I'm working on it.
Why was Gates Twitter setting up?
Let the man dirty book, I'm not 30 ball game
It's all it's a stupid concept where you just don't care about your macronutrients at all or your calories and you just eat endlessly in an effort to gain weight.
But... in an effort to gain weight but
um they're wrong it doesn't fit in this situation yeah chatters Okay so this is the... what is the cake you're making for Shoto?
We are just doing a raspberry lemon cake.
So this is the raspberry
It's called not having an eating disorder. No, you're like eating...
it is a different kind of eating disorder
where you are basically like eating non-stop
and you're trying to put on as much weight
as possible
Bulking means you have to eat more than you burn a
Dirty bowl would imply that you don't care about the actual wash the throat macro new
Are you supposed to?
Yeah.
Why didn't you?
I already did. Binge eating, yeah.
Anyway.
Dirty bugging my whole life? Yeah. There's like a healthier way of doing it to make you know just
when you're losing weight when you're on a deficit the healthiest way to do it is to
still make sure that you're eating a decent amount of protein. I'm on
deficit, I still am on a deficit despite what chatters are saying right now.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I'm trying to fill the fucking space while you're putting raspberries on show those cake
Stop farming. Stop farming my own community, what the fuck? Stop farming my community and start farming the top of the hour ad break!
How is it harder than an hour?
I'm not going to do that.
I don't know how you're going to get there.
I'm just going to go with this one. Start farting at the top of the hour ad break. How is it harder than an hour?
Time flies when you're having fun with your best friend.
That's right, she said it. We are besties.
They're saying fuck you, mostly.
No, you and I are besties. I don't care about chat.
Oh ho ho ho this is going to be awkward.
Yeah drama.
Me and chat right now not on good terms.
We're on bad terms me and chat right now.
Why? Watch out and get it on there.
Because they are not subscribing at the top of the hour to over with the ads!
Chat use your Twitch Prime.
Twitch Prime is free. No I I'm kidding. That's not...
I'm never on bad terms with chat.
No matter how much they fucking rip into me.
Yeah, chat! That's not nice. Keep it up.
No don't
encourage them.
I hope you get cancelled.
I mean, eh. I get cancelled all
the time. Yeah, give it a day. What are you talking about?
Someone said Hasan and Poor from Bangladesh. Don't worry,
brother. You're not going to see that as then because I don't think
Twitch is serving as the Bangladesh.
You don't think so?
No.
Why? People say stay humble, bro. I shit on myself non-stop. What are we talking about?
Some frozen lemon. That would have been really sour sour we're just doing a dirty icing everybody
that's what this is it's just a nice dirty ice just puts all the crumbs in keeps them
in glues it together and then we go in with our pretty ice.
Alright, I gotta sit down.
I held out for as long as I could.
Sit down. Be humble.
I held out for as long as I could. This is the longest...
You did a good job job i'm pulling a chair
do any of your guests do this ever yeah wait really shut up That's crazy.
Oh, my God!
Oh!
Oh, my fucking God, sitting is so good.
Kaya
just let out
some big breaths. Yeah, it is.
Yeah, it is.
Unk is tired?
Bro, you guys do not do as much cardio
as I do, okay? Shut the fuck up.
All this guy does is brag.
It's not even bragging.
I'm just like...
33 by the way. Yeah, I know.
I'm old.
I'm an old man.
That's what it is.
And not because I've like literally played basketball nonstop for the past two days,
including this morning.
He just loves basketball, he's a
Basketball John! You know that song?
I walked 20 thousand
steps, oh I went more than 10 miles
yesterday.
I'm a Basketball John, John Stockton.
That's not a real song.
Basketball John!
I'm making that up.
He was a basketball John.
Is that a real song?
He was a basketball John, John Stockton.
I can't tell if it's like...is this a real...?
It's a real song!
I gotta look this up. What is it called? Basketball Jones?
John! Like, John Stockton.
Lookup basketball John
Is that like a mormon song no
probably my brothers can ball. There you go.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this song? Oh, banger.
Are you turning into Ske-
BANGER ALERT!
What's happening here?
That's a banger brother. You just keep throwing the one up.
Banger.
You were right in the middle.
I can move.
This guy is huge!
I can move!
Basketball, Josh! Basketball, Josh! This guy's huge! I can move, I can move. What the fuck?
Basketball John!
You're so weird.
Why do you know this song?
I'm looking at this song on YouTube like the top place this
song has gotten
is literally 37 000 views
and it's been out for 10 years that's
pretty good which means that like you're
half of the fucking views
as long as your fucking
league career.
Okay, so what's done? Was John Stockton
Mormon? Uh, he was on the Utah
Jazz. Him and Car Malone.
Oh that's why you fuckin' know a song for him!
Well...
It's just like all Mormons are spiritually connected to the state of Utah. Everybody knows us, we're fucking
Joseph Smith.
Basketball John!
No, John's talking...
Wait, do Mormons that are not from Utah have
to rep Utah Jazz? No.
Why not?
Well, Car Malone and John
Stockton were like... They were the GOATs
until Car Malone did that shit.
Don't say Car Malone was the GOAT.
Yeah, he was the GOAT at doing something did some which you shouldn't
he was good at basketball though he was good at basketball he was good
at other stuff, too. Bad stuff.
But yeah, so how does that
work? Like if you're a Mormon, let's say
you're a Mormon in like...
I don't know and you you live in like Chile.
Okay.
Like you have to go to Utah yet.
No! You don't have to.
Mormons are spiritually connected to the state of Utah. Is this disputed?
Are they not?
Uh well it is the Mecca.
Actually, you know what's funny? Mormons believe that when Jesus comes back to Earth he will rise in Missouri.
Why Missouri? it will rise in Missouri. Why?
Why Missouri?
That is where the Sacred Grove is.
Do we know, like have you seen it?
The Sacred Grove? Yeah.
You can see pictures you can
go visit it too that's where that's where joseph smith
had his vision and that is where um
that is where
Jesus is gonna return.
No, Denver...
Does Denver have a lot of Mormons?
Yeah.
But Utah's still the only spot?
Utah's still...
Yeah.
Utah is all former rehabilitating drug addicts and Mormons.
And plastic surgery number one.
Wait, really?
Yep, more than LA.
Why?
Because housewives gotta keep up with housewives wait mormons do a lot of plastic surgery yep and at one point it was number one painkiller abuse
because house flags are bored.
Is that why there's a lot of former drug addicts? Like rehabilitating drugs, like there's a lot of rehabs in Salt Lake right?
I don't think in Salt Lake, I think like in Provo and around Utah. St George was a really famous one.
Mormon's got issues? Yeah, we know.
So when Brigham Young got to Utah, he said this is the place.
He looked over the valley and he said this is the place
so now they have a state park called This Is The Place State Park.
That's the wackest fucking name,
dude! Oh my god.
And you can go there and you can learn how to churn butter.
You can...
Yeah, I saw it. You can learn what
the pioneers did.
You can learn what the pioneers did, you know? Slavery. You get to milk a cow.
They don't teach that now.
No way right?
They don't teach about slavery no.
So is it murder yep
lots of that.
This freaking icing is way too
sticky, I'm regretting it.
I should have thickened it up more.
But I didn't.
I didn't chat, okay? Even though I make mistakes.
Everybody makes
mistakes. Everybody has those days.
Oh damn, it's a real park?
You guys didn't believe me?!
Yes!
These kids are tuned up from NMP.
What do you mean?
Nick is like an habitual liar.
Really?
Yeah, he just lies
about everything so then like
That's awesome. Then Chad I think just like
kind of got to a point where they're
like oh if there's a guest on Hasan's
show like they must be
a fucking serial liar
just like Nick.
He kind of broke everybody.
Is it nice to see him?
I haven't seen him in so long.
Dude, yeah, it was awesome seeing him.
He was...
Honestly, Nick was the hard carry.
So Nick and Arthur, like, Arthur...
They...
I'm still in awe of what they were able to do. Why? Because like,
I used to talk to Nick about gear all the time because he's like obviously a huge tech head.
But I always thought that his
live streaming setup was kind of
it's not
as good as it's supposed to be. He has
the best, he has the stadium quality
processor
Like, he has the best modem
Yeah, and his expensive shit
But, like, his camera was just a GoPro
right? So I would
always make fun of him for it.
I was like oh you have lobs now or whatever
and his lobs are actually better than mine.
That's funny.
It was crazy.
The 60 grand chat is just a backpack. Yeah there's like that new backpack
I think him and S-Fan are the only ones that have it
The backpack he has
Which like I don't irl stream enough ever for that The backpack that he has which like i don't irl stream enough ever for that
the backpack that he has is literally like the reason why you were able to watch me in 4k
high definition literally like you could see god damn
pores on my face when we were
inside of a closed convention hall
with a shit ton of other
people on their phones
where normally you would experience a lot of lag,
a lot of bandwidth dropping and stuff like that is because he has
that insane stadium event backpack.
That backpack is basically
that backpack has like six modems, mine has four
his has six
and that backpack
is basically what you use if you go do game day.
Like, that's like professional.
It's like professional television.
That's crazy, dude.
I would never...
I think he has six modems
I'm not sure
that's crazy
but I saw some of the
thirst traps on twitter it was like
it was literally because of the camera quality.
It was so insane that
every frame looked like a scene
from a movie.
It's always been on top of it when it comes to tech.
Yeah.
He's always been really impressive.
But beyond that... I mean he just went above and beyond.
He was hanging out the whole stream,
even though he was tired.
He did professional commentary on
the side while the game was like...
We figured out the...
What's that called? The RTMP?
Like the... What's that called? The RTMP. Like, the stream link, basically.
So he can broadcast
the actual stream
on my stream.
Jeez! So yeah,
everybody thank Nick, okay? And he did commentary the entire time on the sidelines
and it's crazy. Yeah, Nick hates doing nice
things too, so... That's not
true. I'm lying. Nick loves helping true. I don't like
Nicholas helping people.
Nick is great.
Yeah.
He's cool man.
Alright he did a
picture in picture and stuff like it was. I don't know how the fuck he pulled that shit off. Especially from your phone. That like...I can do that on a computer. It's still really annoying to do that on a computer but doing that on your phone in real time is crazy. It's
crazy work.
Andy was a W cameraman?
Hi Kai! You want some cake? Let's see.
Oro is how he's able to do it. Woro. Makes sense.
It's not done yet. It's not done yet?
Not done yet, but it looks good.
So after that what else do we have? That's like...
We're gonna make the milk that we pour in it and we're going to make the whipped cream go on top.
Oh so this is pretty simple huh?
Yeah.
Damn! This whole time I thought
this was like a hard, arduous
process to put together my favorite cake.
No, it's really easy.
I appreciate it less now.
Oh, great.
I'm joshing. I'm kidding.
Chat, he's lying? I feel bad.
Chat, now I feel bad. About what?
Joking, I was just trying to get them mad.
I just like making
them mad at you. I think it's funny.
I think
it's funny stuff.
I don't know where I started picking up saying,
I'm just joshing but I think it's the old person thing.
That's what it is.
It's a good question, I've always said that too actually so that's kind of embarrassing.
That makes sense.
Now you pointed it out.
It feels like a Mormon thing.
Someone said easy target and they're right, yes I am an easy target.
Basketball!
Oh my god.
Catchy though huh?
Me too, I'm 30 Saj. Don't be Saj! Be Gladge.
Be happy that you made it.
Yeah, you didn't die.
But it would have been cooler if you died when you were 27
so then you could at least be in the 27 Club
because now you're just kind of nothing, you know?
What? That's not a cool thing at all.
That's a very sad thing.
Oh.
Oh, my bad.
You got to get Nate
to come do training
with you in LA?
Yeah.
Can you talk about
the best and worst parts of the stream briefly? Yesterday I kind of know you have already, but you have some time to digest.
Yeah! Good question!
Great question! Best part of the stream was hanging out with Nick.
No, actually that's not true. The best part of the
stream I think was just seeing the fans
because
when I went into DreamCon,
I've been an RDC fan for many, many years.
Okay?
This is their convention.
And I'm always trying to get Mark to come on.
I'm always trying to collaborate with him,
and I think he ducks me a little bit.
I don't think he fucks with you?
No, he fucks with me, but Dylan is the one at RDC
that actually is a Hasanabi hit.
Oh, okay.
So he's my favorite RDC.
Drama? He called you
Hanasabi, yeah I know
They couldn't get my name right
during the game at all.
Yeah, I heard that.
They kept calling me Hanabi.
And Hassan?
Yeah, it was whatever.
But anyway...
Hanabi? Hanasabi?
They were fucking it up a little bit.
There is a real fear
that a lot of people have of my chat, not just me.
Yeah, people are afraid of you.
People are afraid of this community
which is understandable because
you guys are a bunch of fucking
sway-little freaks sometimes. Yeah, you guys are a bunch of fucking suavable freaks sometimes.
Yeah, you guys are freaks.
And it's not necessarily
because of your political opinions
and the high morality posture
that you assume that you have.
It's actually the way you conduct yourselves.
You guys have been really good so far, though this week,
so I'm not going to talk shit.
But I do think that like... Sometimes you guys bait
gotchas. You do
love drama farming, and I think
that's mainly what it is.
Like sometimes
Nisano will stream, and then you guys will come into my chat
and you'll be like, Judy what do you think about
freaking
pedophiles
I don't like them
what do you want me to say
Hasan talked Like, what do you want me to say? Dumb!
Hasan talks about shit
very intricately for hours.
I play League of Legends and make cakes
I don't fucking care to talk about shit like that
But you guys,
you guys love it! You're addicted to it!
So you go to other people and you're like...
Yeah.
But then the other side of it is also
when I collaborate with someone, if someone appears on my stream
there are some people
but there are some people who would
then follow those people and
wait till those people slip up somehow
you know what i mean? Like say something a little off color or whatever
and then immediately carry it to my community and be like well it's time for this community
to you know actively target this person we've made up our minds he's a bad person
and you have to literally
constantly talk about him
and I think it's like
not great, obviously
I hate it
and obviously I hate it and
that is definitely the reason
why a lot of people who are
not necessarily in tune
with what I do or aware of what I do
only see the
psychotic clip farming.
Yeah, you guys have a bad reputation.
Psychotic clip farming? Not from them though.
It's like the... Bad reputation!
It's like the paid Twitter accounts. The bot farmers that come after me on reputation that page where you are
farmers they come after our time but
yeah those guys have worked very hard to
develop a negative image of me.
And then that image carries on and also partnered up
with the fact it's not like 30,000 watchers or 40,000
watchers that might go and become
fans of them. They think
it's 40,000 microscopic
lenses on
everything they do. Yeah!
So I think that's what it is.
So you guys got to be nicer
to people.
Yeah,
guys,
be nice.
Like,
you have been to Jason.
You get like,
they're very nice to Jason.
Jason also doesn't like do anything
bad ever,
but...
I don't know. You should have heard about
9-17. What's that?
Just kidding.
He just... What's that? Just kidding. Yeah, it's not very deep.
On the left side.
He was just trying to get banned on chat,
on Twitch.
It has been crazy.
Chat is so mean
to Ludd for no reason?
What?
My community and LuddBuds
are like this.
What are you talking about? Why are you guys have to be mean to Ludbud?
Like, they're probably Ludbuds that are being mean
to him in the chat.
Hot behind!
I joke...
Wait, do you want me to get up? So that you can move it.
Oooh! She's close now!
She's working like...
Cause she's a cake!
Like rarely ever do we have like...
Rarely ever when people come up to us and we're together
where one person will go up to him
and be like oh I love you
and then curve me or vice versa.
Oh, I didn't have to move at all.
You didn't.
I lied.
Sorry. She's pretty and she's crazy. I lied, sorry.
Whose kitchen is this?
This is my-this is my fifth house that I bought.
It was 17 g dollars raise them to the sky does anyone know what
that's from? It's gotta be someone. Disney?
What's that? Miss Congeniality! Someone got it. How would... You looked at me- She's beauty and she's
grace, she makes me
be safe, like
You looked at me like I said the most insane
thing, like That's cause Samper balk is an icon and
that's insane if you've never seen you sing disney tunes like everybody leave right now
and go watch miss congeniality don't leave though? We're still doing content.
Leave! Get out!
Hassan hates women? Wait, Miss Congeniality is that like a part-
Is that the feminism starter pack?
Kinda.
She does have a lovely voice.
I do have a lovely-I have a song coming out this fall.
Chief's clocking bangs on karaoke.
Bang?
Yeah.
I sing, staring at the blank page before you open up
a dirty window.
Let the sun illuminate the words that I don't even know how it goes.
How does it go?
See, look, Chaz is already doing it to Sandra Bullock
even though we're not even besties.
Sandra Bullock married a Nazi! Sandra Bullock even though we're not even besties. Sandra Bullock married a Nazi!
Sandra Bullock married a Nazi, I don't even know
if that's true or not. Sandra Bullock married a Nazi?!
Do you guys know the Trump just got shot. She divorced him? Oh, well give her a break then. She did her best.
Man and Nazi people, man and Nazi pigs, not the man I married.
Not the man I frickin' married.
Gosh dang it. Wait what the fuck? Jesse James make a name. Jesse James is the name.
Oh, Jesse James!
Didn't he cheat on her with Kat Von D or something?
The 2004 photo features the biker wearing a German soldier's hat
with one hand making his mustache and
the other even the heil hitler salute though the image was received in poor
taste attorney joe yanny guys that had was given to james
is gag by his jewish godfather that's not fair, because Hasan is best friends
with Matty Gillian and he has done the same thing.
Has he?
Oh suddenly!
He's not a friend of the show! I tried not a pressure on the
you know what i mean
in our form of the answer or no one
remembers these
it sorry Staring at the point of danger for you.
Sorry, the love of Jesus just came over me.
I got excited.
The photo shocked me and made me sad bullet hole people.
This was stupid this was ignorant.
Racism ain't sims as sex and homophobia, anything Nazi
And a boatload of other things have no place in my life."
She adds,
"...and the man I married felt the same."
Damn! She divorced him after it came out that he did a Nazi salute? That's kinda...
Well, he cheated on her.
That's kind of cold-blooded. Oh, was the cheating? She was like, oh what do I do here?
You're gonna open both of us oh i don't know how to do this you don't already use a can opener i'm gonna this up that's crazy.
I guess you could say she did not see that coming!
Oh my god, it's so good. That's such a good one.
Oh wait I didn't shake this.
Oh thank God.
Did I do it wrong?
No.
What are you going on about?
You leave like a little bit, right? So you can...
That's fine.
And then you crack it like this?
How do you...
... How do you...
Do I dump it? Yeah. In here? Yeah. Oh!
Still a little bit.
Yay! That's evaporated milk. Is this condensed milk?
It's evaporated.
Condensed milk is your next one.
Condensed milk is my favorite thing on the planet.
V&M East Coffee for those of you who don't know is a Chico basically. It's on Real High Review
You are so spoiled
brother what the fuck? Wait what?
I know how to open a fucking
I know how to use a can- I know how to use the can opener, dumbass.
Yeah guys, definitely knows how.
It's pretty fucking intuitive.
It's not like a...
Stay at the blank page before you
open up the dirty window
chat's acting like they're fucking living on world war two rations of canned beans or
something on a regular basis on World War II rations of canned beans or something
on a regular basis.
So it's like crazy.
When was the last time you opened
a fucking can? It's been a while for me.
Most people
process food.
God, that's so good. I love
when they dump it in there? Yeah. All of it?
Uh-huh. That's crazy.
Okay, I'm going to look at the calories
of this.
130 per serving
130 calories per serving
10 servings in the entire can. It's 1,300 calories of straight sugar and fat it's the best what and it is the nectar of gods Scrape, scrape, scrape, scrape, scrape, scrape.
Is that good? I was trying to be like you.
You sing songs... Yeah, I sing.... when you're cooking yeah I'm a singer.
You were hungry!
You fucking lied to me.
I would have gotten you a beer, but I didn't. You were hungry. You fucking lied to me.
I would have gotten you food.
It was just fruit that I had laying around from earlier.
I'm not hungry, I just want the fruit.
Judy and I are both feeders but in different ways like she loves making food for people
and feeding them that way. I love buying people food. But, I guess it gets the job done at the end of the day.
This house has the best snacks.
I do.
I took advantage of your house because ever since my mom died
I've never...
I know this is sad
but it's not supposed to be.
I don't have like
you know that feeling
when like
you go to your mom's house
and you open the cupboard
and it's just like snacks and you didn't have to buy like snacks. And you didn't have to buy
any of them or think about it
You don't even have to order all the fucking groceries
I do all the grocery shopping in this house
So there is never a surprise
There is never that feeling of like, oh it's done but
then I go to Hasan's house and i'm like who's next
and they're new and I don't have to buy them and I get excited because I haven't
had that in years. There you go. None of my family lives
here so I can't do at their house either that's why we're besties
chat well is cutie mom's dead no she's out a farm that's what my dad said so she'll be back.
I love condensed milk.
Feel the rain on your skin.
I'm gonna...
Okay, mix that all together.
So is it Did she died at 27?
Yeah. She's lame, she didn't die at 27.
She died at fucking 53.
Or maybe 54? Maybe 52. This is a little bit worrisome in terms of like mixing here.
I feel like this bowl might not be big enough oh you're fine
are we doing small circles or big circles
or not certain at all you're it. They don't just combine. Do I beat against the rift?
Or am I doing it right?
What does that sentence mean?
You're doing good.
Like, I'm making a rift,
like making them move in certain way and then beating against it
with micro...
You are just dissolving the condensed milk
That's all you do.
With micro movements against it so we just go shh
like that yeah you got it is that proper technique
i'm working it i'm jerking it i'm jerking it what the fuck I'm jorking it. I'M JORKING IT!
I'M JORKING IT! What the fuck are you saying?
Do I still like TikTok or something?
I'm not, I'm not doing that.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. I'm not gonna do that.
Did Ahsan do mushrooms? No.
Why?
I think Chess is not used to me not doing politics and yelling about shit That's going on in the world
So like sometimes they come in
And they're like he must be inebriated
Because he's behaving weird
In a sense Like he's having fun.
So there must be something wrong with him.
There's, like,
air bubbles in it now though. Did I jorg it too much?
No, it was fine.
I didn't jorg it too hard? No, it's fine. I didn't jerk it too hard?
No, it's probably good now.
I'm jerking my peanuts! Okay.
Now we're just gonna put some holes in it oh is
it supposed to be brown or did you overcook it no this is perfect oh Yeah, this is so perfect.
In the same line?
Yes.
Is that good enough?
Yep.
Or closer?
No I think that's fine.
I would kind of go like every other holes that way it's parked out this way
yeah
yeah Yeah.
You do need a top down camera on this.
I know, It happens somewhere.
We just get a little lazy, you know?
Sometimes we get a little lazy...
It's because you're making content for everybody else.
Too busy. excuse your main content for everybody else too busy
to be a hundred other people
yeah
so it's pretty good
or Should I poke holes in other areas that feel like they need more?
Sure.
Pull it up.
That seems good, right?
Yeah.
Maybe here?
Okay loads of holes.
Now all we're going to do is you just
gonna pour it not just over the holes
but over the whole thing.
This seems like a U task.
You'll be fine.
Yeah! Yeah.
I'm having a hard time with this for sure, like I'm scared to fuck this up.
You're not you can't.
I want to make sure it's balanced.
Everyone focus! Focus! I'm fucking clenching right now.
I'm locked in.
FOCUS!
Switch this upstairs how long again? He knows I'm locked in. He's like, Mom! Let me see the man and...
He says he wants to see that cake.
Is there a spot you think is missing?
No.
What are the holes for?
It helps it spread out, because otherwise what can happen is that it can all go to the sides and then your sides get moisturized but your middles doesn't.
So by putting in holes it just spreads it all out. I like to check mine after I do that make
sure you get a little bit of a puddle if they don't give a little bit of a
cuddle then actually like to add a little more.
We don't have a bottle, do we?
No. Just a little more.
We can just do a little more milk.
That's it yep
well because we don't have condensed milk oh we do we have more but i just
hope we open a whole thing then.
There you go now. Yeah, if you don't have a little puddle then you don't get enough.
Because this should so typically tres leches
You're going to let it sit overnight and it's gonna absorb
It all like a sponge and it'll be evenly distributed.
You can obviously, if you're being crazy
and you really want to try it, you can have it sooner but it is just better
overnight. It's just one of those. But we're going
to make the whipped cream to go on top of this now
what's up okay remaining tres leches
how many milks are in there? Tres.
Tres leches
Oh, there's just tres
Mi amor!
What?
Oh you said that was just tres There's tray flitching.
Yeah.
A primo sink up that sounds like Peggy Hill
You watch
King of the hill look it's the greatest anime is
the greatest slice of life anime of all time i hate king of hell what i hate bobby's voice
whoa what so annoying don't steal my purse, I
don't know you!
Yeah it's so annoying. Oh my
god! I hate it. That is
wild. Yeah.
That is crazy!
And I don't like how flat Hank's butt is.
I had a TV in my room when I was a kid that only had like Fox News maybe. It was like local Fox News. It was like Fox News into
the Simpsons into Seinfeld
which I love so I'd always stay up and watch
Simpsons into Seinfeld and then King of the Hill
would come on
but I'd be like
but I'd watch it
and then The George Lopez
show would come on
and I'd be like
ugh
and then
I never watched
The George Lopez
but
and then
MASH would come on on and I'd be like
I'm done. Like, I watched King of the Hill
as an adult. Like, I didn't watch
King of the Hill on TV. I grew up in Turkey. There's no
King of the Hill in Turkey. But I actually
I actually watched King of the Hill a couple years ago for the first time ever and it was amazing.
Dangit Bobby!
I did not like George Lucas. It's one of the...
When they're all jumping, then.
Me at midnight?
Low rise. Me at midnight. Low ride the burner,
burner,
burner.
Yeah. Yeah I know watching the
George Lopez show.
I don't even...I so didn't watch the George Lopez show that at first when you said
George Lopez, I thought you were talking about like
The handsome man with a big face Mario Lopez.
Oh no he was on Saved by the Bell though.
Chat you're doing the annoying thing again?
Yeah! You guys are calling me racist for not liking
George Lopez. That's just humor, that's just show.
Even though...
I'm not being serious.
It's just bad.
They're not- they're not being serious.
Guys it's just a bad show.
If anything she said anti white racism
for not liking Keanu Hill.
Yeah! anti-white racist for not liking Keanu Hill. Yeah, I hate
white people.
I've been saying that.
That cake ain't big enough for all the chat? No, you guys are going to eat a little bit. Just a little bit not a lot.
It wasn't made for you cutieie. Have you ever thought about that?
Like that person I think is being annoying.
That person's serious.
That person would be hella annoying.
You're right and it's just because something wasn't made for me means that I can't have an opinion on liking it or not.
Yeah.
I don't think everybody—I don't think Seinfeld was made for six-year-old me, but I love that shit.
I loved when that lady's thumbs looked like toes.
Seinfeld was made for 16 year old you.
Well, yeah.
And every 16 year old after.
Yeah. She's gonna say the C word isn't she? Oh god!
Yeah I don't like Avatar The Last Airbender.
Okay, now you're just asking for it.
I don't like it.
That's insane.
See?
I'm just picky.
It's like...
Is Avatar The Last Airbender the first one not legend of korra
which was also kind of good but like after the las erin render is unironically i think
the perfect show like it literally is the greatest yeah i think it's the perfect show. Like, it literally is the greatest...
Yeah, I think it's the greatest animated show of all time.
It's perfect
start to finish
every aspect of it is like, perfect
drawn perfectly I think there is
like it is literally the best show i don't get
it it's got phenomenal themes in terms of
like redemption cutie maze rewatch it guys i watched
it like two years ago and the time I watched it as an adult.
The worst con-like imperialism and its consequences...
It's like pro-disability activism.
It's got it all on the public's front, I mean.
But beyond that, it's just an amazing show.
Right.
It doesn't beat you in the face with any...
Have you ever watched Gossip Girl?
That show's good! That show hits!
Only the old one though, not the weird one that HBO tried to make
XOXO got this girl. You would love it, there's so much tea.
I don't...
Don't act like you don't love tea!
Yeah, I like tea in the real world.
It is real.
I don't care about like fucking fake tea that someone wrote.
Oh it feels real they're so talented those actors.
Yeah, Blake Lively's in it.
We didn't voice Fire Nation?
Who the fuck rides in a fire nation like that?
I would have liked to have heard it start with the genocide, it's true.
It's kind of wild that it starts with a genocide and it's, like, a children's show.
And they very clearly show it to you, too.
They show, like, the pile of skulls and shit. That's
wild. Like, they have, like...
The Air Nomad tribe getting genocided straight up has like Holocaust depictions
Which is an insane thing to show children it's such a early age I think
What? They are wild for that. I mean it's still great.
Her future reminds me of- I love her.
I'm growing my own tomatoes. Can you bring the bowl closer? I want to see what this
stiff peak looks like.
... like. I'm growing tomatoes and zucchinis and cucumbers and some bell peppers and watermelon and pumpkins.
And that's about it, They're all growing though.
They're not doing well, I did a bunch of pruning the other day and now they are kind of sad
What was that thing? The the green thing no the white thing the white slot
uh slate oh that's how i watch the air is for
shut up it's a projector. That's crazy.
So at night I sit outside and wash my hair with this on my projector.
Cutie, you're so garden pilled.
Yeah, like gardening.
You are so garden maxing.
I like gardening chat You're so garden maxing. I like gardening, chat.
Is that...
Sue me.
You're so Julia.
Hey, arrest me, officer.
I like gardening.
You're so Julia.
Who the fuck is Julia? I don't know. Oh. It's so Julia. Who the fuck is Julia?
I don't know. It's Brad, it's Brad Sommer.
You wouldn't get it.
She would be a child.
She'd be a Child and Julia Fox!
Or Julia Fox?
Oh, you see that? uh... homes
or
roles
really
why don't you Why am I so Julia?
I didn't know that.
Here you go, you'll like that.
No, I don't want it.
You know whipped cream?
I'm too full right now.
Yum! Yum.
Someone got a Hossel tattoo?
That's crazy.
And there is a little bit more.
Look!
Can you guys see?
Josh Larrabee got a Hustle tattoo on their arm.
That's crazy.
Why is that crazy? It's cute.
I don't know.
I feel like people get tattoos that are way crazier shit.
Well, yeah, that's true.
Get in on it one more time.
Oh, just kidding! Just kidding.
Shout out to the 2024 favorability rating from the new Fox News poll with Kamala Harris winning Wisconsin
49% and Donald Trump's 47%.
Pennsylvania at 49%,
going to Kamala Harris
versus Donald Trump at 46% in
Pennsylvania. Minnesota at 51% versus Donald Trump's 43% in Minnesota and 57%
of Michigan versus Donald Trump's 47% in Michigan. These poll numbers are actually looking crazier than
even I expected, and I told you
that they were only going to go up
whereas there was a downward trajectory
for Joe Biden
obviously
he cracked one egg and immediately fucked Joe Biden. Obviously.
He cracked one egg and immediately fucked it up, and then let Q do everything else?
Wait that's basically...
He did everything else!
What I did everything else?
I only did the whipped cream.
Yeah.....
Color haters.
Alright.
Shut up politics man, we're here for the cakes. Okay you better...
chill out.
Okay so we dumped the whipped cream on top of it.
Spread it out make it look nice
right out all your friends What about the song Oh So Julia? Is that the song?
Na na na na na na na na na.
Oh.
Ba ba ba da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Oh. Is that also Julia? Are those the lyrics?
I don't...
Ophelia.
No, I thought it was Osso-
Ophelia!
I thought that was also Julia.
Chet, don't make fun of me.
I'm not going to do this.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I thought that was also Julia.
Chat, don't make fun of me. I don't listen to music.
I'm trying my best.
Apple dance?
Also English is my second language.
It makes it harder for me
to pick up on music
and also watch movies without subtitles.
Bitch,
you feel bad now, you fucking xenophobes.
Wow. Always pulling the Xenophobe card. You freaking single language freaks you.
This is one spot!
Oh, there we go.
Covered it.
Yeah, monolinguists. Good job! You did so good. Yes, Chef! Thank you, Chef! You're so welcome. I'm just going to even it out real quick.
That makes me feel like I didn't do a good job, Chef!
So good, Chef.
Chef you're fixing it. You're fixing my work, Chef.
Evening it out a little bit.
I respect it. I it out a little bit.
I respect it.
I respect what you are doing.
Thank you, Chef!
Thank you for fixing my work.
Oh yeah! That looks nice. OK.
Well.
Hands! No, hands means like
people coming from behind you
and pick it up
and then take it outside.
Hands is not...
I don't know.
That's the Gordo.
When Gordo says hands he means like put your hands up because you're time is up
That's how I play
That's how I play golf
So we should put it in the fridge and then that's it?
We'll put it in the fridge,
And then...
Put some cinnamon on it and also cut some strawberries
Oh gosh put some cinnamon on it and also cut some strawberries oh gosh it's actually a much simpler cake to make than i expected
it to be yeah it's not hard especially because
it has to be in a pan so it can absorb all the juice.
Like I, this entire time I thought that was like
a very difficult cake to make.
I was wrong. You guys could make it at home too.
Yeah anyone can cook.
Well I mean yeah.
Me and Remy we've been saying that.
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Dude, I look tan as fuck by the way. This is weird but
I didn't even notice this
but I saw myself on the
court like in
maybe it was the lens or something
on camera.
But when I was playing
basketball,
like,
I looked,
I looked
like a different person.
Like,
I couldn't even figure out
who I was on before
when I was watching myself.
That's crazy.
It's like, damn, move that brown boy in.
There were only two white boys.
Yeah, I know, especially in comparison to
Cam.
Well, Cam is white too. But in comparison to Cam like... Oh yes, yeah.
When I saw myself on the court it was like damn! Damn! You sunscreen? I am!
Yes!
Anyway, L self-glaze... it wasn't even
Try to let him self-glaze.
You only get mad at people self-glazing because you don't have the confidence to self-glaze yourself.
8.37 out of 10, let's go!
That is not a bad ad break rating
I haven't even served it yet and here it is
You really don't look that way
Maybe that's why
this morning
one of you intercepted me
when I was trying to get on the plane
and I was getting my secondary bag search.
Wonderful experience.
It's like, bro, I'm flying from Austin to Los Angeles. Okay?
I'm literally at the finish line at this point and there are three TSA guys in a cop sitting there going
random search
And then, and then
Ahasan Abiyahe pops their head
Sitting down gets excited
It is like oh hey Hassan.
How are you doing?
And I was like, I can't take a photo right now.
They're going to make fun of your terrorism.
I'm literally trying to get on a plane.
And they were holding me back from getting on a plane. I'm getting my classic random bag search happening here.
Oh crap, I have to pee again. I drank too much water.
Up I really up! What are you up? Oh, I feel ya.
Well yeah... Random shirt?
Yeah maybe he's too bronze
Maybe I got too much bronze. I got too bronze. Maybe I got too much bronze.
I got two,
two
bronze.
The
randomness
keeps
popping
in.
But
um
did you see what happened to Phantom today? But, um...
Did you see what happened to Phantom today? No, I haven't.
I like Phantom a lot!
He's very funny.
Obviously, you guys know that I love Chris. That's my goat.
But I really like Phantom too.
He is very funny.
A cop pulled a gun on him?
Wait what and...
Wait what?! They took his gun! A cop pulled a gun on him? Wait, what in...
Wait, WHAT?! They took his car?!
Wait! Hold up. What the fuck? They phantom taxed them?
Why did the officer point his gun at Phantom?
I'm trying to sit down. Why did the officer point his gun at Phantom? Why you got that gun out? I didn't, I didn't got it. That's crazy.
Why you got that gun out?
Wait why Oh my god. It's crazy because it's not even the Italian one that has the gun out.
It's the black cop that has the gun out.
It's the black cop. That's crazy.
So wait, what happened?
Why are they...
He was scared if anyone was gonna text him bro you don't get it?
What?
Ask QZerler where to get the peepo
apron from, please.
Oh it's my merch
It's currently discontinued but we do have a different apron available.
Bring this one back someday. Okay.
Okay.
Someone called the cops and said his car was doing shit?
Got IRO, DOX... Oh, yeah. Wait, this is my delivery service.
Wait!
I put it over there.
Oh you did? Yeah. Oh!
He did.
Oh, he did.
New York City was not a good move for A&P. Wait why not?
I think it's fine.
I think it's even better than Atlanta I think it's fine. I think it's even better,
is better than Atlanta I think.
Wait...
Bro stop redeeming a highlight message and be like
can you explain the situation with Hezbollah in Israel please? Hezbollah?!
Look around. Does this look like a scenario where I am just like...
Is Hezbollah that short guy?
No, that's different.
Oh.
Hezbollah is a Shia Muslim political party with a militant wing in Lebanon.
I'm pretty sure that's that short guy's name.
Yeah, Hezbollah
is the short
guy who has like that
disease that
makes him look
like a kid when he's like an adult.
Yeah, and
Mike Tyson tickled him.
Oh yeah! That shit was funny as hell, that was crazy.
I felt uncomfortable.
That was crazy. What's wrong with Mike Tyson? Why did he do that?
Yeah, I don't know it was crazy oh kaya
your life is so hard hello muhammad became the first first president ufc fighter last night and they know i was not
happy what do you mean then why doesn't give a he just wants to collect bills brother
yeah what do you mean the ufc would of all, what are you talking about?
The UFC literally...
The Dagestani gym
that one of the UFC's
best fucking fighters
has created like an
entire fucking wing of fighters from
that look identical to one another got
raided by the Russian police department
for suspected connection to terrorism.
One of the dudes I think that
trained at a gym literally did an act of terrorism
in Russia, if I'm not
misremembering.
That's awesome!
Let me tell you, Dana White does not give a
fuck okay?
Pakistan is different though? No it's not.
Right chat? is different though? No, it's not. Right, Chuck?
If anything, Dagestan is like doubly problematic because they're both
Muslim, pro-Palestinian
and also they're russian so they're hitting two not one but two of
america's foreign adversaries what are you talking about dana white loves muslims love Muslims.
I just love all people, you know what I mean, chat?
I think we should all get along.
Smile.
Masan, please just enjoy baking- sorry, you're right.
Cut your strawberries.
Oh shit! Okay how do i do that?
So?
It's not even a joke
I don't eat any fruit so I don't really cut fruit like that
You can just do little...just slices
You're just gonna um off the tops. Okay.
Cut off the tops and throw them in there, but you obviously want to do that at
the end because now it's harder to hold.
But just a pile of slices,
just some sliced strawberries.
Yeah, don't get scurvy if you don't eat fruit?
I dunno but I haven't gotten it yet.
I hope you get scurvied.
What the fu- argh!
Why would you say that?
Why would you say that, matey?
I feel like only pirates get that.
That's why they call only pirates get that. Why do pirates get that? Because there is no fruit?
There is no vitamin C on the ship, I think.
I think that's why they have to bring lemons with them or some shit
i don't know that's why the going mary has a tree on it
who's it going oh one piece yeah look at you.
That's crazy that came out of your mouth.
What? You think they planned it?
Yeah for sure.
And then mentioned like oh can't get started.
They don't mention but I'm pretty sure that's the reason
I don't know if they mentioned it
I think they have a subplot
with Navi
Uh, I think Navi has
her own lemon trees and I think that's the reason why they have it.
It's Nami's tree but I think that is a nod to Scurvy.
Right.
Did you ask the show if I could be Nami?
There was a Nami already.
Tangerines!
Not oranges.
My bad.
Yeah but like...
You know.
TANGERINES DUMBASS!
Okay bro chill the fuck out.
Calm down.
That guy's really passionate about tangerines.
Like...
that guy jerked off to the fuckin'...
that guy jerked off at every Nami
double page spread in the manga.
Not a retainer, kinda lame, kinda cringe. We don't have retainers here.
Wha- where is this coming from?
You just jacked. You never off.
Where is this coming from?
Since when have you been like an advocate for cum retaining?
Cum retainers are like the gooners, but better.
No they're not! They're all fucking incels what are you talking about?
No, show that they're so powerful cause they've got their nine monitors and their goon caves
But they never let it free
and i think that takes at least two feet no it's fine i think that shows some self-restraint, you know? You know, chat. Swift is up there crying again. I might let him try to be friends again.
Kaiya's so fucking passed out right now, look!
She's so tired
a tired dog is an obedient dog and it's
a happy dog ladies and gentlemen yeah i
say that about women too.
All of my bitches
tired. Happy wife,
happy life.
My bitch
wife is not
the old ball in shame. The old ball and chain!
The old ball
and chain!
Oh, I hate my bitch wife. Yeah. He's a stand-up comedian?
Yeah, call me
Matt Rife the way I'm fucking riffing
right now.
Remember when you were like
Matt Rife is the best comedian I've ever seen in my entire life.
I really can't wait to see him and then like the whole entire universe canceled him collectively?
Yeah he's pretty bad.
Well, he was good at crowd work and honestly hear me out I was trying to fit in with the girlies on TikTok
I was just trying to fit in
but he is not very funny. Hasan, don't bring it up? Like why? Because
he just let all the girlies down. Some of them are sad. His crowd work is good though!
His crowd work is the only thing that he does well.
I'll give him credit where credit's due, but he's an awful person oh no i'm an awful person well yeah didn't you hear what he did to
brooke so he's dating Brooke from Canceled Podcast,
right?
Where they were dating.
Our fave.
Her fave.
Brooke come on the pod please.
So they're dating
and then
and you know
Brooke
she's got
brunette hair
and like whatever.
So like she's
pretty. She's very pretty
but he goes on this podcast and he's
getting interviewed and
they're like what's your type of girl? And no one knows they're dating and he's like, what's your type of girl?
And no one knows they are dating.
He is like a blonde girl with big tits
and she is sitting at home like uh okay
and then I guess it's very funny how she explained it
She was there like okay let me explain And then I guess it's very funny how she explained it.
She was, they were like, okay, what's your,
they asked Matt right there,
what's your biggest turn off?
And then he was like, my biggest turn off is like... We've been having a podcast.
No, my biggest turn off is like um no my biggest turnoff is an audi vagina and i guess she was
like she was like i have an audi vagina
and so she's like that's not nice
and
and like she had
talked about her
outie vagina before
and sometimes
you got an
outie vagina
and sometimes
you got any
vagina but
she's got
an outie
vagina
and he's
on this
podcast
talking about
how he
thinks
outie
vaginas
are gross
and she's like I have one of those.
And so he's like blatantly being
mean to her. All vaginas are beautiful.
Except for the blue waffle one.
That ones fucked up. Why you gotta be like this because there's always an exception
not all vaginas don't be a pick me right now i'm not being a pig that's what that means
you don't even know what that means it is
you're saying that there are certain types of vaginas that are ass yeah
the ones with blue waffle are asked if you've got a
blue waffle your vagina is gross I don't want to tell you actually don't know
what that is and I'm not gonna Google it. Don't Google it. Don't Google it.
Yeah, I forgot you weren't raised in America.
If you were raised in America
You'd know Blue Waffle.
Do we have to do all of them, this is enough. Probably only one more I think it turned out that it was like an edited photo.
Chat, stop Googling! It's a rite of passage if you don't know what it is.
Honestly.
I feel like that's, like, one of those things
that people show...
Teenagers show each other at like sleepovers in america
it's like that and like lemon party and i never had that experience so
oh what was me no i was all i had was my horses.
I'm saying I was fortunate to avoid it.
Oh, oh, oh, I thought he was complaining. Oh.
I did have one horse, not horses but...
Right?
Your fucking co-host is a horse girl. Yeah, I know.
She had horses.
She grew up rich as fuck like crazy privileged little bitch.
Yeah she had multiple horses.
I don't know...
Chat! I don't know. Chat, stop
fucking
bringing up
all of the other weird
Blue W waffle adjacent shit
in the chat to get people to fucking google it
half this stuff isn't even google anymore yeah like lemon party was no longer
google really yeah the ether did
yeah they got rid of that
wild wild I feel like now that I know it's called Ophelia yeah
I still in my mind and whenever I think of the song, I still go, oh, oh, Julia.
Oh, oh,
Julia.
Okay, I've got a little
stuff down here so sad.
Let him out. Burn him out burn and brown
the song is toasted i'm just tired of trying it.
You're a little tired.
I'm very tired.
Oh, oh, Zampic!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Zampic!
No, that's Autospore.
That's oh, oh, ohilly auto parts auto shorts auto parts You know what's funny?
That is actually a Turkish ass thing by the way, Chad.
Me like hearing things and not knowing
what they actually are
it's a little embarrassing for me but
the same as me
fucking up my Ws and Bs
I usually am very careful but like it is
an esl thing when you hear something on a song
I mean, I'm sure like it's not just the ESL thing but
when your ESL... probably way worse.
Like that's why if you have like
fob parents I'm sure
you've heard them say like
they put Ss in the wrong parts of
fucking words.
You know what I mean?
Or they're like Dunning Tangoes.
You know? Coca-Cola's.
Good job. He's doing you know coca-cola's
uh... I know, Kaya's so big. You're okay.
He's got like chicken legs. Good job, yeah!
Because of the furry-
he has on his legs it looks like
chicken legs
he's doing good he's still hiding behind me look at him he's such a little baby you need
some water that kind of drooled you don't have to smell that
do you need some water oh she drank all your water
kai's like i need water He's giving you a...
Swind is over here.
Swind is over here giving the worst side eye to QE. No joke.
Gotta feed us some before he eats him.
Kaya can gonna drink it.
You can have some, Smith.
Kaya ew my shoes!
She's drooling on you.
She's drooling on my fucking shoes.
Ugh ugh ugh.
That's so funny. The way this dog looks when he is scared, it's so funny.
Yeah, he gives you the side eye kiss. He looks like
a homophobic dog. Yeah, he does!
Swift come here!
Swift come here!
Kaya not you big old
bear
Swift come here!
You're okay. See, Kaya's nice.
He's going around.
Yeah, I put my hand out for Swift and Kaya immediately puts her paw on it.
So is there-
Sweet little baby!
It's okay.
Hello, baby!
Don't be afraid now.
She's growling a little bit.
You're okay. Don't leave the room! He's such an old man! He's leaving the room still mad at us.
I gotta film this cause it's so funny.
Swiff!
Kya come here! Kya! Come here!
Swiffy? Come here. Zippy, come on.
Come here.
You're okay. You on. Let me in. You're OK.
You're OK.
You can hang out with us.
Come on.
Kaya?
Kaya, no.
Get back here.
No, Kaya!
Come here!
Not just sit.
Okay?
Come...
No.
Come here.
Sit.
Sit.
Oh he's running away?
That's a bummer.
So millennial coded with water
all-star realist walking zoomers hated their own pets
and he didn like is that really is that really whoa kaya
she just tripped? Yeah.
She tripped on the stairs.
Fucking dummy.
I just heard her, I just heard a very loud thump.
Yeah she tripped.
And that was because her dumb ass probably tried to... She bumped? Her dumb ass tried to run.
... Did you put cinnamon on it last time?
Yeah, I usually do.
What is this? I stopped and it went and then and you're in a different kitchen every
time?
Yeah he's rich.
Yeah.
Uh oh, Amelia!
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
I was just going to say that.
I don't know if you can hear me or not but I think you can hear me. Okay. So we have the other one here. Yeah.
Alright!
Why not use regular sugar, Hossanabi? Does it make a difference?
What are you talking about? Regular sugar for what?
Why is QT sprinkling cumin on it? Imagine.
Yeah, that would not be a thing.
Do you want to try or do you give it 24 hours like its supposed to have?
Oh shit. Well if I, where is he going to go?
What?
We're just gonna let it sit in the fridge. You're going to take it home and you're going to put your fridge...
I don't want to try yet, I wanna wait.
I wanna wait until this is like proper.
Okay.
Chad thinks she has cumin in her house. She's a chef, I'm sure she has cumin in the house.
Yeah.
I've got cumin.
Just because she is a white girl doesn't mean you know
that she don't know about cumin.
24 hours man don't betray the cake yeah i can't have it yet
i will wait you don't have any 24 hours i do overnight though
she's not a connor why is she the honorary Latina? Remember? Yeah chat remember?
I'm gonna throw my gin in this condensed milk container.
Gross.
Well you weren't-
No it was fine.
Switch is already up there crying. Well, you weren't. It's trash. No it was fine. You're fine.
Switch is already up there crying.
She might literally be the whitest woman alive, actually.
Whoa!
Not cool.
That is true.
Why?
You know what I will try though?
Another one of these fucking glazed Aes's soap ass cookies because they were fire.
You can try this cake if you want something sweet. He's just light skinned.
Yeah, light skinned Latino.
Me and Ariana Grande. I'm going to have my own day.
Mmm...
Take it home and wait? Are you learning that you like lavender?
I don't really like the smell of lavender. Do you like lavender?
I mean, I can smell the lavender.
Ariana's Italian?
I thought she lied about being Hispanic.
This is double-trunk chocolate cookie.
I'm going to give this five booms! Boom,
boom, boom, boom,
BOOM! Boom!
Your chat loves the booms. Oh, Ophelia. No that song stuck in my head.
Your chocolate cookies were flat bones too.
Thanks.
I had to take him to the gym and like give it...
What do people at the gym say about getting cookies?
Are they like, no...
I don't know my trainer is shredded.
Oh so he's fine.
He wasn't sad.
He can eat whatever fucking he wants. He wasn't sad. He didn't even go to the fucking mall.
New ick on lock? Okay, bro it's like you can call every moment that people are having fun an ick.
You guys can't call fun and ick!
Yeah. Chat. that people are having fun. You guys can't call fun an ick, chat.
Let
people be silly.
Sorry I don't have aura.
Finally admit it. Yeah.
. I'm looking through.
I'm quickly browsing through my TikTok feed
to see if there's anything going on in the world
that we can talk about.
Normally, normally I would do this on Twitter.
2024 AMP Cypher came out.
What does that mean? Cipher.
It's like when they,
um...
people rap on a beat
and then a bunch of people get together
Oh! They're supposed to You think a bunch of people get together? Oh.
They're supposed to freestyle, but I almost feel like they don't.
Like they free-ride it?
Drama?! You're accusing them of not freestyling? Write it. Drama?
You're accusing them of not freestyling?
I mean,
I don't know.
It's like a group freestyle.
Switch is crying again.
You heard it here first folks, Hassan is accusing them of not freestyling on the beat. He thinks its pre-written.
I think usually it is, isn't it?
Um...I don't know.
I don't know shit!
I'm just floating on through this life.
We're just floating on through this life.
Shots fired by a honk?
Easy peasy. We're just floating on fire. Shots fired by an orc?
Is it?
No clue.
Talk about the Venezuelan election? Yeah, no I'm good. I don't have any idea.
I didn't even know they had an election.
Yeah let's talk about the Venez had an election.
Yeah, let's talk about the Venezuelan election.
That's my shit.
That's my shit!
Oh, Jon Favreau tested positive uh for covid i saw that you should look up the ballerina part
a ballerina farmer oh I saw the
bro
I saw the Dana White clip
he does look sad
what is a ballerina farmer
it's some drama
what is it? I don't know anything about it yet, but apparently it's all over TikTok.
But I need...
Well, I mean, I read the article.
I started reading the article.
I lied in a chat earlier when I said I could read it.
Ballerina Farm?
Because I'm going to read it.
Oh!
What the fuck is this?
The lady that was like oh, you had your whole future ahead of you, but then...
Is that what it is?
I guess we got married or whatever.
Gallerina Farm article? There was an article on it? Yeah.
It's on the time?
... to see what kind of controlling
vibes Daniel gives off because
he was pretty present
throughout the entire article which really shouldn't
be focusing on him so So first of all, most
of us know that Ballerina Farms
is so named because Hannah
was a ballerina. Oh, she gave one to
Julia Archeria.
Sad. All for a man?
There ain't no man on the planet who would do that.
All because I like a boy.
I'm a home wrecker, I'm a slut.
I got death threats filling up semi trucks.
Tell me what I am cause I don't have a choice
all because i like
a boy
stupid voice
you don't like Sabrina Carpenter?
Oh, was that Sabrina Carpenter?
Yeah. Did you think I wrote it? No, I thought it was Taylor Swift.
I wrote it. I wrote that.
Dude, these cookies go so hard.
I've had like six. You said they taste like soap earlier?
So it is crazy...
...that he converted.
I just love cookies.
He's a cookie monster!
Sweat.
He's just up there howling.
The eggnogers?
Oh, drama.
I don't...I mean this is exactly the kind of shit that's gonna bang on TikTok.
What?
Um, this kinda drama drama. Like a...
controlling male partner
of a rising star
female ballerina
Yeah But they're also like popping on
tiktok i assume
like ballerina farm? Is it not?
I don't know.
I don't know if it's like Magnolia Farm or whatever.
I mean, if they literally have an article on it...
Oh yeah, they have 8.5 million followers.
Oh really?
TikTok is so its own world.
Their last TikTok had 3.6 million and their TikTok for weather has 28.
Their TikToks get like minimum 14 million what do they do I will never get what the fuck yo I know I do
trad wide stuff
but I would
never get behind
like family core
content
that's so fucking
weird
they're also
have like
one two three
four
yo
they got
a fucking
they got
five kids.
Bro, stop having
kids at that point. What are you doing?
Are they
Mormon? I love people writing in the comments,
you're so,
so beautiful.
You have the face of a star.
You should go live your dreams.
Like yeah dude, they're going to read gonna read that she's gonna read that comment and go yeah no this was it this is the great i'm gonna go give my five kids
away yeah i'm just going to give them away they have eight real They had eight kids?!
They're not Mormon or they are Mormon?
Bro, this woman excels at everything.
Whether it's fucking being a ballerina
or popping kids out...
When you aren't flexible it makes birth easier.
I do know that.
Eight kids? How is
that... on what timeline?
How old is she?
Is she like...
Is she, like, 26?
Oh. She's like 31? Okay. Get your apron on and let's make some yogurt.
Oh I can do this content.
Oh, they're raw milk! Do you think raw milk is a gateway drug
to being an anti-vaxxer?
Yes.
I don't really understand why you fuck with raw milk, like get that shit pasteurized bro, what is this anti-science shit?
I don't know.
It doesn't make sense.
Just came out of nowhere.
You trying to rape that or what's happening?
Yeah.
Need help?
Nope.
Thought it was going to blast in my face.
Raw milk is Amish shit?
I think there's a use for raw milk,
but I forget what it's for.
For the Amish.
No, I think that there's something... You can make yogurt with it right Charlie?
Yeah my mom used to get like-
I remember in Turkey
There was um I remember in Turkey, there is a...
There was like it would only come to the neighborhood
in trucks.
They had these old-timey ass trucks
like the ones you see in India
and the dudes would, they would just specifically sell raw milk
and you do something with it
I think you make a cheese or something with it
Oh yeah, you can't make a cheese with Like, you're not supposed to...
You're not supposed to just
hit it raw off the plate.
Yeah, but people have been.
That's what I'm saying is weird.
Drink some fucking pasteurized shit.
No, we're talking Milkman chatter, it's not a milkman, Chatters
When I say milkman
It sounds very different, like
Milkman in America is like
It has a different connotation
Like they're... Yeah In in America we'd fuck the milkman.
And then say I don't know how my kid has
red hair and you have black hair husband.
I gotta ask my mom. Do you know that about Americans?
Yeah, yeah, you say like oh, that boy is not...
That and Karl Malone. Back to Karlmelone, full circle, you know?
You got Carmelone on the mind.
Oh, they called him The Millman.
Your Morgan connection is a Utah Jazz fan.
Oh, he was called
The Mailman.
I just love Carmelona and everything
he has done. I stand behind it so...
Oh! Oh, he just hit it raw though!
He fingered it and then
drank it. I just don't understand
Why do you do that
got him
there's so much of this kind
of content online.
Like, oh my god! I didn't have Coca-Cola at home!
So I made it and it's like...
I'm gonna do it with lean.
That's a good idea.
I wanna dress up and shoot it really nicely.
I don't have any lean at home, so I'm going to make it from scratch because lately
I've noticed lots of chemicals in Red Dye 40 in the lean that I buy at the store.
It's gonna to be awesome.
I hate when I don't have Coca-Cola
at home, but I have all of
the fucking products to make a soda
like that.
Yeah.
I love Nara Smith so bad.
What?
That's the girl
that does that.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Oh.
I just don't understand what that chat was gonna say.
Do you love her or do you hate her?
I think I love her so bad. Narrah Smith is the Mormon, yeah.
Remember when we talked shit about Narrah Smith and the Mormons canceled us?
We got cancelled!
They got so mad at us.
They got SO mad.
Carmi does it in the bar?!
No, bro!
Carmi just fucking dumps Coca-Cola into his like plastic vat.
I don't know why they always drink out of the plastic vat in the kitchen.
Oh that's...wait do they do that on a bear?
Yeah.
That's awesome and you can put a lid on it.
It's awesome.
The quartz?
I haven't even seen the bear.
They do that?
Oh,
that's nice.
That's nice.
That's reminiscent.
Reminiscent.
You went to DreamCon and still don't understand black lingo? I'm disappointed, Hossie.
I'm so valid after Dreamcon! Don't even come for me like that.
I'm valid.
Yeah, the deli cups because then you can put a lid on it
cause you can't have open containers in the kitchen.
You stop! I'm not going to say anything.
My...I thought my community was
way wider
okay
way whiter yeah not valid i think i'm valid we are Unvalid? I think unvalid.
We are, I know but fucking DreamCom is crazy
That must have been the entire black and brown Haas-Adibe community there at
DreamCon then.
Black erasure, that's crazy.
I mean when we poll, when we do the demographics. That was funny someone said you guys are acting like
you have melanin? Oh no
I don't have any melanin that That's not what I'm saying.
I'm just saying that I'm with the culture. so Does Han is crazy melanated? I don't think so. Melanated.
I'm pretty fucking white. We're gonna do a demographic poll in August. That's when we do it.
You'll do it every August?
Usually.
Why?
We do a yearly survey, like seeing what the…
A census?
Yeah, like a chat census.
Don't you think people just lie on it?
Maybe.
You should have everyone submit their ID.
Then you'll have to just cipher through
thousands of IDs
If you think I'm super melody, it's just my feet.
Okay?
Because honestly when I obviously when I ball or when I'm outside
Typical of Son trying to show off his feet again.
When I'm working out,
I always got those long-ass socks
so
they never see the sunlight
and they never see this online is this for Chavez's birthday?
yes
who's Chavez
former leader of Venezuela Cesar Chavez? Former leader of Venezuela.
Cesar Chavez?
No, that's a laborer in the United States of America. I'm surprised you knew that though.
I don't know. I thought that was the guy who made the dog food.
No, it's Cesar Millan.
Hugo Chavez
Who owns Caesar Palace?
Um... Julius Caesar? um i don't know julius caesar i don't know i don't know who owns it i think is it mgm
julius
julius Julius. Julius Caesar!
I think Caesar Pals is under the M group.
Wow, I'm talented.
Yeah you're putting a lot of effort
into that it's crazy. I always put a lot of efforts
I always do a lot of that first.
It's my thing, it's my... This is chill!
I like the vibes of just baking and kicking back.
Yeah, that's what we do.
We just hang out over here in Cutie's kitchen.
That's nice. Must be nice.
Yeah.
We have a lot of friction on our end but I try to
figure out
this drama,
you know,
apron farm,
whatever the fuck,
ballerina farm drama
and it just seems like
the classic case
of an ugly ass
controlling husband
with a shit ton of money. Is it controlling husband with a shit ton of money?
Is it that he has a shit ton of money? Son of an airline executive,
married a ballerina who was incredibly talented.
One of the 20 to get into Juilliard every year and destroyed her dreams of following that pathway.
Because he manipulated her? He manipulated her to a remote-ass farm.
Is that on multiple jet lines? JetBlue?
Ooh, JetBlue, that's a good one!
They got Comfort Plus.
I don't want JetBlue anymore.
Oh.
I think the JetBlue terminals are really bad.
Okay, drama!
Also they are pretty Mormon. Oh, they are?
My mom works for JetBlue.
He used his dad's connections to get himself a seat next
to her after
she turned him
down multiple
times.
Oh,
really?
That's weird
as fuck.
So he's like
a stalker?
OMG,
it's Stockholm
syndrome.
That's crazy.
How the
fuck did
she still fall for him after that?
Stockholm Syndrome.
That's not real.
Stockholm Syndrome?
Yeah.
Stockholm Syndrome is real.
No.
It's actually a made up term for...
to justify police brutality.
What?
But that's what happened in Beauty and the Beast. I mean it's like,
It's like a myth at Beauty and the Beast. That's real.
That's what happened to me why do you think I live in LA now?
Ludwig Stockholm Syndrome?
Ludwik-Ludwig Stockholm syndrome the hell out of me!
All of a sudden, I'm like where am I? Yeah. Google it. What happened to Stockholm Syndrome?
Where'd it go?
It's discredited in the field of psychology.
Really?
I think so.
I didn't know that.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
You're just saying that because you're a doctor and you have a lot of experience with
people who are not doctors or psychiatrists.
I don't understand why they would do this.
They wouldn't be able to get out of here. I mean, there is no way for them to get out of psychology.
Really?
I think so.
I didn't know this.
That's crazy.
For the record,
I'm joking.
I love loving... He came...
I just miss home
chad is chad is yelling at me and they're gonna do this thing where they google it
they're gonna they're gonna google it and then come back and be like, oh I always knew that. They've been very upset.
Every time...anytime I say some shit they'll be like you're so fucking wrong.
And then they'll google it and they'll be like never mind.
... Where's this anger coming from? Shaq gets angry.
They can't just be like, Hassan you're wrong.
They'll be like, You're wrong dumbass!
Fuck you.
I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. they can't just be like, Hassan you're wrong. They'll be like, you're wrong dumbass fuck you.
They type so fast. I'm not Googling your chat let me know.
Is that too short?
It's too long.
Oh, I thought there was another one
coming after that.
Let's just want to keep it all together.
Guys, leave Hassan alone.
This is time of the month.
No, it's your
time of the month but I'm like
emotionally connected.
It's not my time of the month!
Oh my gosh, that's when I write essays.
They love writing essays.
You do the same with your chatters? You don't just say no, you're wrong
or I don't think so.
I say actually...
There's a difference.
I say, no I don't think so if it's like
you know, a normal disagreement
but I say, no you're wrong dumb fuck when it's like
someone being unimaginably out of pocket and racist.
Well... What?
All because I like to play.
Huh, Kaya?
Tell them, girlfriend.
Tell them!
Tell THEM!
I want so What happened to you actually do Sunday fun days?
Um, March texted me and said, stop making that cake. It's not for you. And then he sent me a flag of Mexican flag.
My favorite cake, bro.
That's funny.
Good one, Marsh.
He is feeling himself.
Now that he is like I am'm gonna be Porter's producer actually.
I don't wanna blame him.
What the fuck?
What do you mean?
It'd be his dream.
It's like if Taylor was like hey kitty, do you want to do a podcast with us?
Would you put the podcast?
For Taylor Swift?
Yes.
I would pretend like I didn't know you in a heartbeat.
We never met the second Taylor talked to me.
See ya. What the fuck?
Can you blame me?
Yes! I wouldn't do that for LeBron
You should
No You should. No!
You should absolutely.
No, I would not.
I'd be like... But he'd be understanding.
He's a very...
He's my goat.
He's a very understanding goat.
My goat's busy.
She doesn't have time
for me to work around another podcast. That's crazy. He doesn't have time for me to work around another podcast.
That's crazy.
She hasn't even brought this up in your...
I would say bye to Maya, too.
What?
Yeah.
Bye.
You're an empath you should understand.
That's cr- yeah no.
My empathy doesn't extend to fucking sociopathic behavior.
Oh. Yeah.
That's crazy.
Oh.
Now we're calling women crazy.
And hysterical.
Typical Hasan.
I'm, yeah...
I'm being sexist because of you. It's your fault.
Oh.
Yeah, you made me sexist.
It's a woman's fault. Always.
But Maya, DyslexicFemCell says but Maya would understand but Ahsan doesn't get it.
Yeah true.
I love-
So truthfully...
Should we put that back in the fridge? What? Let it tray lecce. It's fine.
I mean, yeah, it's fine. All its doing is absorbing the liquid.
On my birthday you're right. It just looks nice.
It just looks nice it's our little center piece
On my freaking day of birth dude
I feel like there's a cutoff
where
you just
can't be
a big birthday person.
No, you can do whatever makes you happy for as long as you live yeah How runny is this?.
The basketball game was fun?
It was.
Is that blood?
No, it's raspberry jelly.
No but like is this supposed to be blood? No, it's raspberry jelly. No but like is this supposed to be blood?
No! It's supposed to be a pretty drip.
Oh.
Yeah I just have a pile of blood going down the side.
Is that something you do all the work?
Well this isn't his anymore.
No, this is-
I don't trust him like this.
This is Shota's birthday cake. She made double birthday cakes for Double The Birthdays.
DOUBLE THE BIRTHDAYS! LET'S GO! cakes for double the birthdays double the birthdays let's go yeah What is wrong with your brain?
My babe lost 30,000 points betting on you Hasan. I'm sorry. Wait what were
you betting on me for?
I said I would score 8 points like that was the highest number of points I said I would score eight points.
Like, that was the highest number of points
I said I would score
and I scored five.
I could have scored eight
but I missed.
I took
four shots total. One was a putback. I lost 7k.
People lost so much, damn.
At least they believed in you. That's nice. It was kinda nice, yeah.
Y'all saw Ludwig on the team and you were like this is the team I'm gonna fucking bet on?
Hey!
Hey leave him alone!
It's your fault Chad. I'm sorry.
The defense was worse
in my opinion?
No,
my defense
was not fucking
worse, dude.
You're crazy. i can't literally block someone like ray every time
they let him down mid like that's insane my defense was actually the best part of my game, in my opinion.
That was the place that I did the most
you do get a little clear on court was also record
not there is no other of it before all their actually play No, I think there was an older football player that actually
played point guard.
This is going to look very pretty when it's done.
I know right now, it's a little crazy but that's how these cakes work.
It could have been a lot better. Yeah of course!
Of course I can be a lot better.
Me though?
I can never be better. I'm the best.
You are the best.
So there's that.
Pretty! Why is she leaving the milk on the counter when she's not using it? Because she hates you.
Yeah, I'm doing it because I thought you would be upset by it.
There was a lot of open missed looks. You had the DeShay mismatch which is bad.
Yeah that's my fault. That I...I had a lot of open looks and I didn't get past the ball.
Yeah, I also had a lot of pick-and-rolls
that I never got fucking handed the ball on.
But it's not my fault. What do you want me to do?
I was also nervous. my fault what do you want me to do
i was also nervous they definitely shot too fast i didn't even set up my feet at all I'm going to burn, burn, burn, burn, burn.
Oh, because I love you so much.
But to be fair,
I wouldn't have passed the martial art either.
So I don't have passed the Marcelo either. So,
I don't blame the team. It was your rookie season. What can you do?
It would be crazy if you were
also martin and condon's use that
yeah i love this act eight regardless Yeah, our lineup wasn't as stacked regardless I think.
But you missed so many open pick and roll.. You also were good at keeping the spaces tight. If you notice, the defense fell apart after your sub in
second half of the quarter?
Yeah.
They went on a ten-point run after I subbed out.
I think they thought it was too tired.
I was panting a lot, but that
was nervousness.
But literally the opposing team
pulled a timeout
after my putback
What's a putback? When you grab the rebound when your team, when your player on your team misses it.
Oh.
And you grab an offensive rebound and then
you put it back in.
And they call a timeout
and then all of a sudden
you're out of bounds because you missed that one and then you put it back in. And they called a timeout,
and on that time out Mark settled me out
and when they came back from the timeout
I went on a 10 point run
Oh wow!
I had a couple of solid turnovers I also have two turnovers on my end though because I was like
nervously trying to pass the ball to a guard
because I should've just been more confident in
my offensive abilities.
That was definitely my biggest issue, for sure.
You clogged the lanes really well and made it hard
for them to move the ball around and do you in
the zone?
Yeah.
Ref was your biggest off?
Yeah, Ludwig got called some of the fouls
that they were ascribing to me, but I don't think Lud
or myself were actually fouling the players.
Really?
Yeah.
How would that happen?
There were a couple fouls where they would just like,
They would call foul because
Like, they would flop There were some really bad calls. Classic flopping.
Ref was paid? Sketch was payed? No, Sketch is on the other side.
I love that sketch with a ref.
It's funny.
I think you did really well, being there wasn't much
chemistry on the team proud of you i mean if we
played together more if we knew each other's capabilities better i think we could have
played a lot like i mean we won that game you did clothesline someone? I did.
You did?!
I did, I clotheslined Ray.
Ouch! Poor Ray.
No he deserved it. This is YPKRay and he's so good at this.
Oh okay, he was good yeah that's fine i thought you're talking about
agent boyd ray but also But also...
Oh crap.
I can't hear anything he's saying when he wears that tank top.
More IRL ball?
I need to actually get...
I need to get like a, I need to actually get like a ball trainer stream. I think that could be fun.
Austin can do it if you know what i mean
the 9.1 v1 against Ray lost it wild, triple X yeah.
That's not my cake that shows everyone keeps going you put period blood on the top of your cake
It's not period blood it's raspberry
it's beautiful it's raspberry with a beautiful drip
and natural oh all of a sudden I turn around
everyone thinks it's nice
you little bitches
every fucking time
yeah, RK is a free bleeding queen
I will say that was the biggest time
I was ever sexist
when Kaya free bleeds I don't fuck with that I will say that was the biggest time I was ever sexist
was when Kaya free bleeds.
I don't fuck with that.
Yeah, I mean it's fair.
It's gross.
Kaya you're kind of gross when you do that just saying.
You'd be willing to get invited next year i don't know about jason and ludd okay bro jason didn't get any nice jason did he get any loads like
child don't be so mean Oh so pretty!
He also had a technical fail.
I saw, that's so funny.
Yeah.
You should play more 5v5 indoors?
I would love to.
Um... Um, Lyle got a lot more play time than Jason did I'm pretty sure. It felt like it maybe I'm wrong but...
Jason got 17
dabs. Yeah, he got
17 dabs!
Jason also did a really good job defending
against Ray.
I was kind of hoping you would get put in sketch with RDC. That's not how that works.
They're not just going to casually put me on a sketch like that. I don't even know if they actually do that your shot was short all day brother
you were in a hurry to put it out 2v2
who are confident and had space to shoot
the fact that this game was a bunch of randoms
made it hard to have space and chemistry on offense?
Yes dude, it's a big crowd
I don't feel like it's my place to shoot
I was not confident
confidence is a big part of being a good shooter
and yeah i was not confident at all because dude
i was on a team with a dude who is taller
than me and a better version of me.
Like,
I'm not the guy who's supposed to be the tall
guy that takes three-point shots. That's Cam.
He's a much better player than me.
SonicNorikudy, I'm reading chat. Guys, I'm not doing anything.
She's putting the cake together. I'm working late
because I'm a streamer.
I took you right from my finger.
Interested humor!
I do that real often.
Get your pawns.
You had a bird call? Get your comments. Hey, close fire? I know you guys!
You're very talented.
Someone said awkward if you need a drink or something, guys this is my house!
Cutie you want water?
No.
Okay I'll have it myself then.
Brave. How brave of you.
I just... Cha, I hate to alert you but I've done it again.
I just need gold leaf and then I'm done.
You popped off on that.
I always do.
Not to be that person but
I don't think there's
call me crazy, there's no one on Twitch
better at cakes than myself
until that fucking chocolate guy
comes on Twitch
who's that chocolate
the TikToker
that's still
that's not cakes
that's chocolate
I feel like he
makes cakes sometimes
she ended the stream last night saying this cake was falling down?
Nuh-uh, I remade it. You guys fucking missed that.
Oh, this is my lazy... yeah, this is lazy.
This is way lazier than what I normally do.
That's fair child that's fair.
He does cakes as well. I do it better. I'm confident.
We saw Hasan's cake at the game last night.
You guys are crazy.
Hassan stays on his phone like an iPad kid, I need to read chat.
I'm reading chat.
Chat is up there as well which is great but my eyesight
is too bad even with the glasses.
So I can't and also can't pause try to read it
so I have to do it here on
my phone maybe he is a crush on Kai now.
Maybe, that'd be cute.
Maybe that's why he is behaving like this.
That would be so cute!
Hi Fresh! Hi, Fresh.
I saw a TikTok about how every Olympic athlete is like going crazy over LeBron. They're literally taking photos when LeBron's passing by
but he's not even looking at the
camera or whatever and it makes sense like why wouldn't you he's the goat of all goats okay i'm
gonna let swift out while i grab my gold leaf and then we'll finish this.
There's gold leaf? You're going to put gold on that?
Yeah.
Like a fucking salt bag?
Yeah.
God damn!
It's a pretty cake.
You're fucking going all-out on this, huh?
No, this is actually so lazy
Did you watch the game versus Serbia?
No. I was on a plane, I think
Baby
You were looking like LeBron but played like Draymond? Okay, that's still a fucking massive...
That's still a massive compliment dude.
Like what the fuck are you saying okay got zero minutes against serbia jesus
can you talk political?
This guy, please give me those apologies I'm getting the shakes.
Can you talk political heehee no
Good job Swet
Flight was hyping you up? Wait, really?
I want to ball with Sly.
I wanna ball with everybody!
I wanna be one agent...
I wanna be on Rage when he's like better.
I wanna be the best! rage when he's like, you know, better.
I don't want to be the only one Chris, like actually.
Duke as well, but
I don't think he would do it.
I also got the vibes that like Dune does not play around.
Like he just – I feel like he takes it very seriously.
Handel?
What, he calls you Han and Avi?
Yeah. on an Abbey. What, proud of you Mr one for. Wait what? I didn't make seven attempts!
Are we just making shit up now? I didn't make seven attempts, I think it was four.
And I made two of them.
Yeah, I think it's cool when you make shit up personally.
That's just me, I guess. I think it's cool when he makes shit up, personally.
That's just me, I guess.
Do jokes all the time is on?
Well, I mean,
I'm saying like he...
Two for five.
Oh, shit.
Nice!
Okay, two for five.
Five points.
I'm a fucking mid-player in that
lineup.
No, I meant like I'm sure Um, but...
No I meant like uh, I'm sure Duke plays around.
He doesn't fuck around with playing basketball
and just winning.. Like he's competitive.
Sal is doing a great job baking his own cake. This is not my cake.
He already made his cake, now he's just talking to you guys.
Chill!
Hey, he could end and not talk to you guys.
But instead of sitting there talking to him...
That's right. I couldn't do that.
Freaking dramas?
Freaking drama frogs?
And then you want to see this cool cake I made.
It's kind of cool, isn't it?
Isn't it? It's kinda cool!
I think
I ate too much.
Oh, he's got a tummy ache.
Wait, aren't we going to dinner in like two hours?
I know.
Uh-oh.
Lasting two hours.
Uh oh.
Which reminds me, at the top of the hour there's a three minute ad break.
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You were definitely one of the players that got most hyped during the game? What do you mean,? Like, as in I was hyped? No, like
the commentators. The commentators were
hyping me up? Yeah. That's not good.
They're like, he's as big as a fridge!
That's not good because I wanted to
He looks like he ate a fridge, it was crazy.
No they weren't? Okay good. Okay, good
Is this a strip baking stream I knew you would change the streaming world what a legend yeah
We're getting progressively more naked.
It's very hot in here.
That's crazy.
Swift?
I need a stress voice.
Swippy? You okay? You just ran upstairs?
I mean, just put the fries in the bag and don't overcook my burger.
I feel like...
I feel that doesn't really work here does it?
I don't know why people would try to attempt that on Twitch. I missed the naked train by like 12 years. What does that even mean?
You gonna be delivering my DoorDash
real soon?
True.
True and what of it?
You think that's a bad job or some shit?
I think it's nice.
Fucking God, thank you.
You're welcome.
Welcome!
When cutie is in the zone, when Cutie is in the zone and she's making her little cakes.
What are you doing?
Do you think this is human food or dog food?
Or do you think dog food is human food now?
She's thriving. Thanks for asking...
Can you guys hear her panting from over there?
She's sniffing. That's the first
step to like...sniffing is the first, that's the first step to like
sniffing is the first step to trying to get
a taste though.
Give her what she wants?
No.
So you so Swift is out right now?
Yeah, he just went to go hide under my desk.
Oh crap.
He didn't want to hang out with her.
It's really awkward.
Really awkward Kya I. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry! wow
it's not you it's him him. Kaya? She loves food and genetics? Yeah.
Judy is pretty good at this cake thing. Stop licking her apron.
That's my- that's my apron
she literally drooled on your leg
no
oh kaya that's nasty
she's a nasty girl
at least give me a napkin That's nasty. She is a nasty girl.
At least give me napkin.
Give me towel for the waddle away.
Kyle looks nothing like you?
That's crazy, she looks exactly like me. Yeah, Klyce is getting back at you for spitting water on me.
Remember when we did that?
Yep, it was funny.
I fucked up.
I'm trying to get my hair down.
I don't know what happened.
I don't even know where the hair came from.
I don't know if it's going to be in there or not. It's just a little bit of hair. I think it's going to go away. Remember when you did that? Yeah, it was funny.
Fucked up.
When you spelled Gatorade I love the trailer with those layers-. Oh, that was so silly.
What happened?
I forgot...
I thought I capped my Gatorade but
I didn't and
the cat was just on it And I saw AJ and I was like, oh what's up?
And I was walking up to him and I was spilling a trail of Gatorade on the restaurant floor. embarrassing yeah embarrassing negative aura minus one million aura I knew right then it was over.
Yeah, that's when it was over when I did that.
Where is Ludwig?
I think he's doing some shit.
He was doing a sponsored thing
for his game,
Rivals 2.
Wishlist it everybody!
Wishlist Rivals 2 It Wish list it, everybody! Wishlist Rivals 2. It's his game
thing.
Sometimes I sound like the mom
that has no clue what esports are.
He's got a little game thing.
His Game Studio Rivals 2 game thing. His game studio.
I have those two. Do you guys
waitlist it or what?
Or wishlist it?
Why are we pumping up
Ludwig ads here?
Because we're using his goddamn house.
Because Marvel Rivals used to work with me too,
and then they stopped.
I don't know why.
You probably said some shit.
Hmm?
You always are saying shit.
I've seen a lot of shit.
Look how pretty, chatad do you like it
oh not marble marvel snap Oh, not Marvel? Marble Snap.
Oh yeah it's Rivals 2.
Oh that's his own game!
Oh yeah never mind I thought we were talking about Marvel Snap.
My bad. Yeah no pump that up.
Yeah that's his game. it's a furry smash are you currently reading something yes Yes, this chat. You like it?
The chalet kind of separated but it's pretty good.
It's insane. So one of the chats is too pretty to eat insane
so it is too pretty
is a poor gina paid
or
its court George. I don't care that much.
Yeah!
What flavor? Raspberry lemon. Now I have all these extra
I think it's too much
that's like
too much
fruit
I
I'm serious. It's like, what are we doing here? You don't have any then.
That makes me feel like...
I know.
I better not see you eating all of this stuff.
I think it's just a little bit too much for me to eat.
I can't even.
I can't even.
I can't even.
I can't even. I bet I'm not seeing you eating a slice. Like the strawberries on this tres leche is like the most amount of fruit I'm happy with on my cake.
Wow.
Cause it's like, what am I?
Am not supposed to be eating something healthy right now
It's not healthy!
It sounds healthy
It feels healthy
It looks healthy It tastes healthy, it feels healthy, it looks healthy, it tastes healthy.
It doesn't taste healthy I promise you.
I want to find out where you made me.
You don't get a habit anymore.
Yes I do!
No. you know what happened to about it
back
that
unique cable dot on yet this is cool when people say You eat cake like an iPad kid?
This is cool. When people say put the fries in the bag, I get excited
Or when they say you do this like a iPad kid and you do that like an iPad kid
I get excited because there's TikTok zoomers in the chat.
There are people coming in from TikTok and I'm happy about that.
Do you like TikTok?
Yeah, I want to click farm. you like tiktok i want yeah i wanna i wanna clip farm i wanna i wanna learn how to farm like ronaldo i wanna be the clip
you will i don't think you'll ever go too because ronaldo has no shame
that's true.
And it's really hard to do that.
There was this girl, he was in this lobby
hotel lobby and this girl comes up
and she is like hey there are 14 thousand people watching you
and she said no no way and he showed her a phone or whatever
and then
she's like do you want to kiss?
Really loud. He yells
No! Only kisses from my
girlfriend!
It's like so loud. Wait, the girl says you want a kiss?
Damn okay, Ronaldo.
It was crazy.
But yeah, he just doesn't...he has no chill.
There are clues in his armpit clues?
Shout out to your armpits these are emily and paris themed macarons that's so funny
yes oh well at least you're honest let's not were worried about getting too old to start a family? No!
He's a man. You can start a family when he's 87.
Yeah that's true.
It's fucked up.
Actually fucked up chat
You can't stop eating
Mmm
Mmm Forever your son Mmm. Mmm.
Forever your son!
I'm so deaf guy.
Robert De Niro still popping out kids?
Yeah, well...
maybe he should stop.
Old Man Cum is busted though
what do you mean
Old Man Cum made Will Neff?
True
Put some respect on old man cum.
Oh, the float?
I stole it back for... to decorate the tank.
One piece blew out and Kaya immediately nabbed it, like...
Yeah that took her two seconds.
More likely to get autism?
Guys...
Oh look at one there! autism does well now everybody has autism are you two dating haha yeah we're
dating Yeah, we're dating. It's true.
It's kind of really cool to find someone...to date someone that is also your brother.
I don't know why I hate this, this is so bad.
I know it's gross.
It's cool because we don't have
to go to different family reunions.
Yeah, we keep it in the family.
It's awesome!
Poor Ludwig...
Siblings confirmed.
Yes, can't you tell? He looks so much alike.
Yeah. Oh I'm so jealous. Yes, can't you tell he looks so much alike?
Yeah. I'm so deaf guy, I know.
I'm not that guy.
Right by your side...
Stop stealing Alabama valor!
Oh...
Why did you touch
Eldrin DLC, bro?
Have you not been watching these past weeks?
He's been busy.
Yeah, you haven't seen what was going on?
Did he hear Trump got shot?
Yeah.
Wait, what?
What?!
What?
Trump killed
the Elden Ring
Joe Biden did too
do you think
your mom actually
likes Austin as much
as he says she does
I think
I think she likes Austin.
Because he's always like,
She likes me more than she likes the song.
I don't know about that.
My mom loves me.
But Austin... me but austin Boom, boom, boom.
Oh girly!
Your teeth are so white.
She's hungry? She already ate. Stop body shaming Kaya.
Saying she wops panting isn't body shaming, that's asthma shaming And we should bully people with
asthma, or what's the fucking point?
All of the tropes in movies will end
if you don't keep bullying people with asthma.
We'll ruin Hollywood! What? Ruin Hollywood.
I don't even...
I'm in a sugar coma, I think I ate too much sugar.
I'm not usually used to eating this much.
Kaya, what are you doing?
You're like licking doorknobs.
Come here.
Guys, stop licking doorknobs!
Come here, goofy.
Goofy ass.
Get up here.
Come here.
Kaya!
Come here!
I'm gonna get get crab in there. I'm excited.
Pancreas is overloaded.
Oh, don't worry you can borrow my ozempic.
She's looking at that thing
she's like
I could eat that
No Kyle.
That one's empty No you cannot. That is empty.
She's so big!
She's literally, she's so fucking big.
She like taller-
She's way taller than this pantry.
Hi. Hi!
Hi girlie.
Bigger head than a saunce?
She does have a bigger head than me now I think.
Yeah absolutely.
But she has a bigger head than most humans.
Like... Not just my head.
Oh, I'm so excited for House of Dragon tonight.
I haven't watched it at all this season.
That's crazy.
I want to find her a Tibetan collar but I haven't been able to, I just have like an apple collar. What's
it? A Tibetan color. It's like a super cool, it's like red.
You just put it around the necks of your mask.
Don't get too active now.
You should give him the cool thing with the...
you know, the thing that the st. Bernard's used to
wear a bit so carry medicine oh yeah
she is safe in our tube I was better I always wanted to say
Dragon is better than
Game of Thrones so far
really
oh that's dramatic
it's like a scotch barrel, right?
Oh is it not medicine?
Scotch is medicine.
Alright well I think that's we did enough today.
He's combed out.
I gotta go and...
He's in a coma toast.
I'm so tired.
Might even get an app before dinner.
I don't know what to do with this stuff. I might even take a nap.
Low key, high key.
Tomorrow we're back to the regular business as usual politics all day every
day for all you freaks out there who are like Hasan two days in a row no
politics what an L.
Don't worry.
It was good to do some other shit.
You know what I mean?
It's good to do some other shit.
Well, you know, certified freak
seven days a week
Oh, that's not what I thought you were gonna say
Yeah, well where did you think of these?
Ever since Kendrick said certified pedophile.
Nothing really follows it well besides pedophile.
Certified lover boy.
Yeah, but
sometimes they'll be like
this is certified Angus beef
and I'll think
they're saying
certified pedophile.
We've got certified pedophile. We've got a certified
pedophile on the menu tonight.
I want to thank QT Cinderella.
What is this? A party in Hollywood?
I want to thank
QT Cinderella for the wonderful contributions.
Thanks!
Giving us the opportunity to, you know, make a cake.
I learned a lot today.
Did ya? Yeah.
Like what? I just, I learned how
to make a trade lege cake. How do you make
one? Okay, first you get five
eggs, separate the whites from the yolk
okay? You gotta make sure that no yolk gets into
the fucking egg whites.
Then you take the five-egg yolk
and you dump it in
the blender.
You put AP flour, one cup. Sugar, one cup. And then baking soda? We did the sugar earlier, but with the egg. Yeah. Oh yeah you
first you charp the egg with the sugar, then you dump it in there
in the KitchenAid, whisk it.
And when your whisking it,
you like I said put one cup of sugar,
all purpose flour and is it baking soda?
Baking powder.
And then you whisk it in the KitchenAid.
Then you whisk the egg whites with sugar, and then
you combine
the two.
You whisk
the egg white
with the
sugar
combined with the
vanilla extract
Do you put the vanilla extract in that egg white? No. We did it earlier
with a little bit of milk and the yolks.
Yeah, and then you combine the two but make sure that
you don't fuck up the air pockets too much
Pretty good! And then
um yeah you lay it down.
You dump in a pan and lay it down.
Put the pan in the oven I don't know what
the temperature is because you didn't turn
it up or you just did that on your own. 350 temperature and then you let it cook. You bust it out I don't know how long
it took like maybe 25 minutes?
45 minutes.
Take it out.
You put
holes in it
and then you take a big ass hole and then you take Boop, boop, boop. Hold on a minute.
And then you take condensed milk, evaporated milk one can,
condensed milk one can.
Do I put sugar in it?
No, I don't think we put sugar
in that because condensed
milk is sugary enough.
Yeah.
And you put regular
milk in there.
That's the three
different leches.
Leche.
Leche.
And then you whisk
that as well.
Then you put air pockets like you stab little pockets into it so
you make sure the cake actually gets decent coverage of the tres leches, and you dump the three leche on it.
You dump the triple milk on it,
And then you make a what is called on the top whipped cream pretty good good memory he doesn't have dementia just yet.
I was picking up what you were putting down.
You're picking it up, Chad.
This is my favorite cake
and I want to once again thank Cutie Cinderella
for this.
Absolutely. 100%.
Like, this is how I know that you are a real ass baker.
You have like cool...
Your little boxes!
You have cool boxes, like professional and shit.
Are you going to take that at the birthday party? Yeah You have cool boxes, like professional and shit. Yeah.
And you take that to the birthday party?
Yeah.
Nice.
I got a really cool cake box too.
Do you want to see it?
Yeah.
Can't teach an old dog new tricks? I'm an old dog, and I just learned a new trick.
What the fuck you mean?
That's crazy! This is how I make my cakes for parties. That's wild.
Even my cake got a house, chat. How do you feel about that?
Not your cake but the short-o's cake because your cake is crème pan.
True.
But show it to us next time.
Well, that's my fifth house now.
Socialist. Socialist cake. Socialist.
Where did Kaya go?
She's just laying,
she's doing her best.
Cake is now canceled?
Anyway, um...
We're having a house.
Then we slide the cake in and close it up.
Your man's gonna turn it off right?
Yeah.
No, we can push the button.
Oh, we can push the button ourselves?
Yeah.
Oh damn, okay.
Alright everybody!
That's all we got. Oh, he is doing it.
He is popping something up over there.
That's all we have for today.
See you tomorrow everybody.
Same time same place not this place.
Yeah. Not the same place. not this place yeah my boss input yeah yeah I'm just transitioning into the
cake maker content creator stealing my point and yeah Thank You cutie Cinderella
once again welcome chat you like baking streams I do these every weekend. There ya go.
Every Saturday and Sunday. And Hassan's gonna be on IRL Overcooked this weekend. That's right.
But he'll know because it will be on...he'll stream his POVs. That's right. But he'll know, because it will be on...he'll stream his POVs.
That's right!
Alright.
Okay bye everybody.
Bye chat!
I'm going to just keep waiting because I don't know if it's ending or not.
I can do it.
Okay.
You look cool. What the hell?
Alright. All right.
Bye!. I'm going to start off with a little bit of the day hey
sunny Los Angeles
California
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Her son is dreaming
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