JD VANCE IS SO UNPOPULAR LMAO! KAMALAS STATEMENTS ON ISRAEL! FRENCH RAIL DISRUPTED DURING OLYMPICS! CHAPO SON ARRESTED! DREAMCON TOMORROW

HasanAbi

07-27-2024 · 7h 59m

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[00:00:00] Who?

[00:00:01] DeShane.

[00:00:03] Okay, alright.

[00:00:08] Um... I think so. Wait- they were-

[00:00:10] I think DeShane's the one that they're saying is ass.

[00:00:15] Yeah, I don't know actually

[00:00:21] we're just letting it rip off the dome right?

[00:00:28] Don't take this seriously Yeah Oh you are

[00:00:31] Wow

[00:00:34] Are we live?

[00:00:36] Oh, we are?

[00:00:39] Duke!

[00:00:41] Bro.

[00:00:45] Okay, let me do an intro.

[00:00:52] What's up everybody? We're live and alive from sunny very humid Austin Texas That's right on fucking time as a matter of fact

[00:00:55] I'm with a couple buddies here.

[00:00:56] You gotta change your title, it's about JD Vance.

[00:00:58] Oh really?

[00:00:59] I got Nick Palum in the building.

[00:01:02] I'm gonna change all of that right now.

[00:01:04] I'm a little discombobulated.

[00:01:06] We just got...

[00:01:08] I just touched down last night,

[00:01:10] I'll tell you guys all about that in a brief moment

[00:01:12] but we are on our way to DreamCon

[00:01:14] at RDC World's convention

[00:01:16] and it's gonna be a lot of fun. I'm gonna be playing basketball in the

[00:01:19] Creator League, that's a five on five organized game

[00:01:23] uh...I got drafted to play for Team Mark, Mark Phillips Supreme Dream

[00:01:27] Uh we've got some haters in the back

[00:01:29] who are gonna get to work later

[00:01:31] today as a matter of fact

[00:01:33] even though that'd be a big mismatch

[00:01:35] I think

[00:01:37] You already bro you already got...

[00:01:40] I already destroyed you one time Jason.

[00:01:45] Stop being.. oh my god.

[00:01:48] 1v1? You want a 1v1 me?

[00:01:50] Yes.

[00:01:53] Okay.

[00:01:54] I'm not sure anymore, though.

[00:01:55] Okay, bro.

[00:01:56] Okay.

[00:01:58] I mean, look...

[00:01:59] Do it right now.

[00:02:00] If Max was saying like, oh let's 1v1, let's see what happens,

[00:02:03] that's one thing, right?

[00:02:06] But I will clamp on you.

[00:02:10] I don't think he can cross me them like the other day people are like what's happening?

[00:02:23] My chat is so confused.

[00:02:25] Hold on.

[00:02:31] I am. 100% um okay what else was I gonna do oh it's gonna change my fucking title

[00:02:40] okay hold on dude I don't know why they switched up Okay

[00:02:44] Dude, I don't know why they switched up twitch shit like on the app. I don't know how to like change my fucking

[00:02:50] Like I never know how to change my actual title and stuff.

[00:02:54] It's really annoying.

[00:02:55] Yeah, I am yeah.

[00:02:56] Yeah, I just started like literally just this month.

[00:03:01] No no man...

[00:03:03] Yeah

[00:03:08] We do a little different in Austin, you know what I'm saying? Well he has seen my setup and mine is pretty similar to yours as well.

[00:03:12] I use LOBS now too but I really don't know how to change my title.

[00:03:16] That's crazy!

[00:03:18] Are you using the Twitch app? It's different now isn't it?

[00:03:20] Oh yeah, it is. Okay, I got it.

[00:03:22] Okay...

[00:03:27] Oh my god, that was like JD Vance. Yup.

[00:03:29] Ahhhh God damn!

[00:03:33] Yeah no he's a great man

[00:03:35] He's a great man. We gotta talk about this. Who am I voting for, Hassan?

[00:03:38] Whoever you want to, my man.

[00:03:40] That can't be right.

[00:03:41] I wanna vote for who you want me to vote for.

[00:03:42] Just don't vote for Trump.

[00:03:44] That's my promise.

[00:03:49] Yeah, I do. Um, okay...

[00:03:52] Dreamcon

[00:03:55] and Dreamcon in Austin with NMP. This is good.

[00:04:09] We're gonna be outside

[00:04:11] of our comfort zone today.

[00:04:13] In many respects, by that I mean...

[00:04:15] Wait, you're outside your comfort zone? Not really.

[00:04:17] You were supposed to carry me. Not really, but I mean...

[00:04:20] Didn't you make a comment about there's too many black people here for Nick or something?

[00:04:23] Yeah, I said I'm gonna bring Nick here.

[00:04:25] It sure was my first time.

[00:04:26] I'm gonna bring Nick here. This is the most black people he's seen.

[00:04:31] He likes to invalidating your background.

[00:04:33] Well, most people do. I am black but

[00:04:35] the problem is like uh...

[00:04:37] I grew up real white.

[00:04:45] Yeah, but there was one black person in my city that was me

[00:04:46] and my mom, Rochester, Michigan.

[00:04:50] He has no excuse.

[00:04:51] He actually comes

[00:04:52] from a black community

[00:04:53] and everything.

[00:04:54] He's just...

[00:04:56] He's just racist.

[00:04:59] That's what it is.

[00:05:01] But...

[00:05:01] Okay, please stop. That's what it is.

[00:05:05] Okay, please stop. This is why I didn't mic you up.

[00:05:07] So we're here out in Austin

[00:05:09] We are going to DreamCon right now

[00:05:11] Dreamcon for those of you who don't know is RDC worlds

[00:05:14] Conventionally do this like very anime folks very gaming books basically like black toast on and it's sick. It's actually dope as hell

[00:05:20] Everyone has already vibing what happened last night is I ended the broadcast,

[00:05:25] I ended the stream,

[00:05:27] I got on a plane,

[00:05:29] I flew out here,

[00:05:30] I landed at like 12 AMas time and my manager was like oh there's a sexy red party that the amp

[00:05:41] i did that amp he was throwing with RDC.

[00:05:44] So I was like, all right, fuck it.

[00:05:45] Like, I'll go.

[00:05:46] Why not?

[00:05:47] Look at the quality.

[00:05:48] Yeah, it looks amazing.

[00:05:50] That's the live quality.

[00:05:52] I'm 33 years old and I'm gonna play basketball later.

[00:05:55] Like, I don't have that energy,

[00:05:58] youthful energy in me

[00:06:01] but I still do it.

[00:06:04] You know my 20 thousand viewers don't matter you know?

[00:06:06] Don't fuck me right?

[00:06:07] It's because it's also I think I got invited

[00:06:09] Because like they were like he is in the convention

[00:06:14] You know where I was outside watching

[00:06:16] That's why I got invited, let's be real.

[00:06:20] It was really packed...I mean it was fun but uh it wasn't for me.

[00:06:25] I very quickly figured out...

[00:06:27] No, I was in bed at 9 o'clock last night.

[00:06:29] You have a great day!

[00:06:32] So I very quickly realized maybe this is not my scene,

[00:06:36] Maybe this is not for scene. Maybe this is not for me."

[00:06:39] And I left,

[00:06:40] I ripped like two tequila shots

[00:06:42] I saw your story

[00:06:43] I had to watch it on stream

[00:06:44] Yeah

[00:06:45] I ripped two tequilla shots

[00:06:46] To make them more manageable

[00:06:47] For me

[00:06:48] And I was like Nope This is manageable for me. And I was like, nope, that's not for me.

[00:06:49] I'm out.

[00:06:50] So I left.

[00:06:51] Look at this big body.

[00:06:54] Look at this big body.

[00:06:55] Dude, how many points do you think

[00:06:58] are going to score today?

[00:06:59] Like two.

[00:07:03] Okay, that's a conservative estimate I think.

[00:07:05] How many points do you think I'm going to score today?

[00:07:09] Imma be honest...you're kinda good. Like no dick-suck

[00:07:15] Honestly I think that you're gonna be riding the bench with me. Oh you think I'm gonna be bench riding? Yes

[00:07:20] Damn it's five on five with like they don't think they don't know that you're good.

[00:07:22] Well, the thing is I played a little bit earlier today.

[00:07:25] I balled around

[00:07:26] a little bit earlier today.

[00:07:27] It's just that like

[00:07:28] we don't...

[00:07:28] I'm big so I think

[00:07:29] they'll probably put me

[00:07:30] on the starting five.

[00:07:32] But you got drafted in same pick as me?

[00:07:35] No, I think I got drafted in first 5 on our team.

[00:07:39] You got drafted 7th pick, I was there.

[00:07:41] Oh, I won? Yeah.

[00:07:42] I'm the seventh pick on Team Noob so it's okay.

[00:07:44] You're riding the bench buddy, I'm sorry.

[00:07:46] Just like me.

[00:07:47] We'll see how it works out.

[00:07:49] Do you think he can keep us out of a pain or good?

[00:07:52] He could shoot though.

[00:07:53] Yeah, oh I can shoot now too

[00:07:55] That's another problem for...

[00:07:57] Oh shit!

[00:08:01] Wait wait, where's Ludwig?

[00:08:03] Oh, I have no idea. He has not responded to my text messages at all.

[00:08:06] You think he'll pick up my FaceTime?

[00:08:09] Probably! He-he's like...

[00:08:11] ...He's all about the youthful exuberance of the new phase boys.

[00:08:16] He's all about it.

[00:08:18] He's a fake friend, he's a fucking phony to me.

[00:08:21] I've known him for years.

[00:08:23] This motherfucker doesn't pick up my phone calls.

[00:08:28] Let's see.

[00:08:30] Drama.

[00:08:32] I hope we'll be able

[00:08:33] to get it.

[00:08:33] You know where

[00:08:34] we're going?

[00:08:34] Do you have all your shit, just like

[00:08:37] your badge and everything?

[00:08:39] You have all that or no?

[00:08:41] Yo what's up dog how are you doing man?

[00:08:42] Good to see ya bro.

[00:08:43] Good to see ya.

[00:08:44] Yeah for real bro?

[00:08:45] Yeah first time. Oh so he Oh he's on a plane.

[00:08:47] Oh yeah I'm glad.

[00:08:49] Good seeing ya.

[00:08:51] What?

[00:08:53] You know people in the other city?

[00:08:54] I know that one person.

[00:08:55] I don't know anybody else here.

[00:08:57] I know like one person. I don't know about anybody else here. No, no, you're not black people here.

[00:08:58] I know like one... Do I call you Nick?

[00:08:59] You can call me Nick.

[00:09:01] You can call me Jason too if my mom calls me.

[00:09:03] Really?

[00:09:03] Yeah, because she has a big...

[00:09:04] Hassan knows.

[00:09:05] I've never heard her say that word.

[00:09:07] No, no, no, no.

[00:09:09] No we don't say that.

[00:09:10] What?

[00:09:11] No, I gotta earn it dog.

[00:09:12] What do you mean you gotta earn it?

[00:09:14] That's why I brought him here.

[00:09:16] Yeah, I got to earn it.

[00:09:19] What do you mean you gotta earn it? Yeah.

[00:09:20] So then I had to become valid by going to Atlanta.

[00:09:25] Yeah but like, I grew up playing hockey and I can do derivatives in math

[00:09:28] It's just not my thing. Yeah, I grew up playing hockey. I can do derivatives and math.

[00:09:28] It's just not my thing.

[00:09:30] Yeah, I'm really good.

[00:09:32] Like left wing center.

[00:09:33] We're going through here.

[00:09:34] Maybe one day we could say it, you know?

[00:09:38] I need to send him to check it off.

[00:09:39] Bro said we, he's speaking French.

[00:09:40] I always say we because like,

[00:09:41] I hate saying I cause it feels like

[00:09:43] I'm talking about myself all the time.

[00:09:44] This is where the ball is happening

[00:09:46] but I don't know how to get in.

[00:09:48] Um, that's where the ball is happening.

[00:09:50] I just gotta put my...

[00:09:51] No no no, I was here at the morning.

[00:09:52] Oh my god!

[00:09:53] You didn't come to the warm up stuff right?

[00:09:54] Nah dude yeah, I was sleeping like a baby.

[00:09:57] We're here this is awesome.

[00:09:58] So yeah, in the morning we came in here and we shot around a little bit.

[00:10:05] People are practicing right now?

[00:10:08] No those people chilling. I just need to put my shit down here

[00:10:12] in the backstage area real quick.

[00:10:15] Hold up.

[00:10:16] Anybody get your badges there?

[00:10:17] What's going on?

[00:10:18] Oh, let me get mine.

[00:10:20] What's a good spot for me to put this?

[00:10:22] Also, is there anything about filming backstage?

[00:10:26] I mean we're filming right now. We're live streaming

[00:10:29] Okay

[00:10:33] Hey they are all with us. They got um...

[00:10:37] Yeah we are the people playing in the game but we're gonna leave right now anyway.

[00:10:43] It's all good.

[00:10:44] Yeah, they're all good.

[00:10:46] You said right here?

[00:10:47] They're good.

[00:10:48] Let's DreamHack all over again.

[00:10:50] All right.

[00:10:50] This is where I got

[00:10:51] kicked out of DreamHack

[00:10:51] at this same building.

[00:10:54] Do we run it back?

[00:10:55] How are you gonna live stream the game?

[00:10:57] Sideline

[00:10:59] Like your actually... You're going to have it on you?

[00:11:02] No no no, sideline

[00:11:04] My boy Arky by the way.

[00:11:05] What's up man?

[00:11:06] Hassan.

[00:11:07] Nice to meet you.

[00:11:08] Archie.

[00:11:08] No, Archie.

[00:11:09] Archie.

[00:11:10] Arch.

[00:11:11] Y'all want a water or something?

[00:11:13] You have water.

[00:11:14] Are you providing it? There's water back there.

[00:11:16] Is this your place? This is my

[00:11:18] place, what's up guys?

[00:11:20] Welcome to my place. It's great!

[00:11:22] This is...you know I wanted that

[00:11:24] I needed to buy another place because I love buying

[00:11:25] houses as you guys know and I was like why not nice huh save some for the rest

[00:11:32] of us Tommy woman I can carry one for Arthur

[00:11:36] too in my

[00:11:36] backpack.

[00:11:39] I'm giving

[00:11:39] you the warm

[00:11:40] water after

[00:11:40] we get

[00:11:40] pumped.

[00:11:43] But yeah,

[00:11:43] this is my

[00:11:44] crib.

[00:11:45] This is

[00:11:45] my place.

[00:11:46] Live in

[00:11:47] La Vida Loca loca out here i needed some high ceilings i saw drake had

[00:11:51] a basketball court i saw that drake had a basketball court and i was like i need to get

[00:11:55] a basketball court if he has one, I have to get one too.

[00:11:59] Weird competitive thing with Drake.

[00:11:59] I don't know what it... I feel like...

[00:12:00] I don't have a weird competitive thing

[00:12:01] with Drake.

[00:12:02] Dude, that Not Like Us song,

[00:12:03] I swear he was singing at me.

[00:12:05] Kendrick.

[00:12:05] Oh no, stop it.

[00:12:06] No, because he was saying

[00:12:08] that he's like white or something?

[00:12:10] Just every line was hitting home.

[00:12:12] Well I hope not every line.

[00:12:15] Nick, not everyone in my community knows the type of humor that you bring.

[00:12:20] Yeah but my viewers will never leave me so I can say whatever I want.

[00:12:22] Okay fair.

[00:12:22] They're 40 they don't care.

[00:12:26] 30 to 40.

[00:12:27] Are you serious?

[00:12:28] Deadass.

[00:12:29] Mine is like probably a lot older than average as well, but during the election cycle it

[00:12:34] probably goes down.

[00:12:35] They're like 40-spamming KWs?

[00:12:36] Yep.

[00:12:37] No they are.

[00:12:38] That's long.

[00:12:39] Mine is like 18 to 35, I would say.

[00:12:42] Okay.

[00:12:42] I have about four people in my community that are 18 and everyone else is above 20.

[00:12:46] Wow.

[00:12:47] Yeah.

[00:12:47] So that means you've been doing it for 10 years, you know?

[00:12:48] And they grew up with you.

[00:12:49] That is true.

[00:12:50] How old are you? do i look like 28.

[00:12:55] dude i know they're so nice ypk ray earlier today said i

[00:12:59] like they were i was talking to them and they were like, oh you're not that old.

[00:13:03] You're at most 26. And I was like...

[00:13:07] You're 33? Damn!

[00:13:11] I'm 33 he's 33

[00:13:15] That's why we got yeah, that's over here together to figure this shit out

[00:13:23] You have sky's the limit.

[00:13:28] Don't say that don't even put that energy in his head just don't you have so much time

[00:13:31] I've got a long ways to go did you see my birthday message?

[00:13:36] Oh yeah it was funny as hell you did great and then ludwig stole your shit i saw that too which is classic that's classic blood classic l wig bro i mean he's

[00:13:42] he's on my team so i can't be talking too much shit to him today.

[00:13:44] Oh my god, I need him to guard me today.

[00:13:46] I probably will... this is probably what was gonna happen.

[00:13:49] I think he was literally the last pick.

[00:13:51] If you guard me then my day is going to be fucking great.

[00:13:54] I think he might have been literally the last pick. My taste is gonna be fucking crazy.

[00:14:03] Uh, you can go out that door. It's gonna be a little crazy...

[00:14:07] I need to get security but I don't know what...

[00:14:09] oh you got moss in like that?

[00:14:11] bro

[00:14:13] a little bit

[00:14:16] if you want to go the main stage

[00:14:18] You can probably go through in the back

[00:14:21] Security

[00:14:23] I thought that was your security

[00:14:24] It's fine

[00:14:25] Listen, I'm running anything against the fame.

[00:14:27] Alright, you're your own security are you kidding me?

[00:14:30] Bro look at that guy like no one's messing with you bro.

[00:14:32] The problem is you could never punch a viewer though if Twitter people eat you alive.

[00:14:35] Dude I know...

[00:14:37] I joked about... people eat you alive. Dude, I know.

[00:14:39] I joked about...

[00:14:41] It doesn't matter. Farming anti-Hassan hate

[00:14:42] doesn't eat that well anymore.

[00:14:45] That will is dry now.

[00:14:47] I remember the comment

[00:14:48] you made about the well being dry.

[00:14:48] Yeah,

[00:14:49] and it's literally dry.

[00:14:51] Ask NMP

[00:14:51] about his mom.

[00:14:53] Oh my god.

[00:14:54] Yeah so like

[00:14:54] my mom number one

[00:14:55] It's my number

[00:14:55] one viewer first of all

[00:14:56] loves this guy

[00:14:57] that says

[00:14:58] I should be more

[00:14:58] like him so my name is Nick right?

[00:15:00] She literally calls me Jason because she disowned me

[00:15:03] Because I'm such a big disappointment to her

[00:15:06] Yeah

[00:15:08] So yeah, I'm Jason too

[00:15:10] Well...

[00:15:10] Well it's okay.

[00:15:12] She'll come around one day right?

[00:15:14] Probably not.

[00:15:15] How does she feel about Kamala Harris?

[00:15:17] Probably loves her.

[00:15:18] Yeah, she's a cop.

[00:15:19] Yeah, more or less.

[00:15:20] Probation officer but yeah.

[00:15:22] Yeah.

[00:15:24] But nah...

[00:15:25] Oh what's up dawg!

[00:15:26] How you guys doing?

[00:15:28] Good to see you oh my god.

[00:15:30] That is okay bro that's crazy. Yo what's up man?

[00:15:31] That's crazy.

[00:15:32] How we doing?

[00:15:33] What's good?

[00:15:34] Good to see you.

[00:15:35] No shit.

[00:15:36] This is awesome.

[00:15:37] I love these guys.

[00:15:38] What's going on guys?

[00:15:39] Hasan?

[00:15:40] Nice to meet you.

[00:15:41] Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

[00:15:43] So, how have been?

[00:15:47] Oh yeah! Real well.

[00:15:49] That's crazy!

[00:15:51] Dude, this is awesome Dude, I was- This is awesome.

[00:15:53] Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say that. You're so cool!

[00:15:55] Yeah, let's do it. You're cool as fuck, man.

[00:15:57] I'm not THAT cool. No you're coo-

[00:15:59] You're THAT cool. Nah, he's cool.

[00:16:01] This is the new wave. They're just yelling.

[00:16:04] Jason's cool.

[00:16:05] I'm not.

[00:16:06] Oh do you like his shorts?

[00:16:07] Listen, I'm down.

[00:16:08] I love it.

[00:16:09] Those yours?

[00:16:10] Jason, you're 20.

[00:16:11] What do you think about those parachute pants?

[00:16:12] Do you think they're cool?

[00:16:13] Honestly, you have a good style bro be honest

[00:16:23] now that we're doing a stream,

[00:16:26] I'll say, what are you wearing?

[00:16:28] We got the...

[00:16:29] It's actually not a bad fit.

[00:16:31] We got this.

[00:16:32] Bro, please.

[00:16:35] You know, you got, like, a fake backpack strapped on You want to see the travis? Bro, please.

[00:16:35] No, you got like a fake backpack strap going on.

[00:16:38] But it's real!

[00:16:39] Oh this?

[00:16:40] Listen my friends bought me this shirt they know more than

[00:16:43] me couldn't tell you. Walmart.

[00:16:46] I have no idea.

[00:16:47] I think it's Pleasures.

[00:16:50] Which is crazy because I've never seen a Pleasure shirt. My friend Nora bought me this shirt, okay?

[00:16:53] Yeah, Pleasures is fine.

[00:16:55] That's a decent

[00:17:06] Yeah, I don't know what shoes those are oh they're all there their air Jordan

[00:17:10] Okay oh they're they're air Jordan okay is it those are cool totally cool I don't have any style okay this no its pleasures so these

[00:17:15] these are the the cactus Jack Travis Scots right?

[00:17:19] The thing is when I first bought these

[00:17:20] I thought they were sick. This is literally

[00:17:23] These are the shoes that

[00:17:25] Every fucking manager in this industry wears

[00:17:27] I went to the AMP party last night

[00:17:29] and every single white dude there

[00:17:31] was a manager,

[00:17:33] and every single one of them

[00:17:34] wore these shoes.

[00:17:34] So now I'm like...

[00:17:35] I'm kind of cooked

[00:17:36] because I didn't bring any other shoes,

[00:17:37] but that's what I got.

[00:17:39] No overthinking it, it's fine.

[00:17:40] Pants are the J.W. Anderson parachute pants

[00:17:42] We've got Capitol archive

[00:17:44] Capital, the only fucking

[00:17:46] uh...capital shit that fits me

[00:17:48] Archive piece and then shoutouts out to Marc Jacobs for sending me this Thank You Mark

[00:17:54] Yes, I forgot like I forgot a

[00:17:59] Like they're one of their like one of their directors actually hit me up on Instagram and I totally forgot.

[00:18:05] Okay so a gray old t-shirt $20, pants...

[00:18:10] What kind of tee is that? $20 pants I don't know how to use it

[00:18:15] you're wearing no no no no but notice was that was fun when our body like the

[00:18:20] fucking style you wear're wearing Paxon right now.

[00:18:23] Oh my god, this was grailed, I think.

[00:18:25] But it looks good on me.

[00:18:26] Bro, you bought Diamond Supply on Grail?

[00:18:28] Okay, you're literally wearing Marc Jacobs on here.

[00:18:31] I don't want to hear that shit.

[00:18:32] Alright, chrome hearts built?

[00:18:34] Did Bang TV do that?

[00:18:35] He did give me that one!

[00:18:37] Yeah he gave me a fucking pillow for my birthday.

[00:18:39] He gave me a FaZe Pillow.

[00:18:41] Oh also he took your FaZe membership and gave it to me.

[00:18:45] No he didn't.

[00:18:46] Yeah he did, he told me.

[00:18:47] You want me to fuck the face out of him right now?

[00:18:49] He's probably sleeping.

[00:18:50] If I do that...

[00:18:51] Is this you in FaZe?

[00:18:52] Yeah, he is.

[00:19:05] What? This is the on squad okay anyway no those fires Yeah. Anyway... But, uh, yeah, I have a simple fit armor, you know? No! Those fires- dude talk your shit! Let's see what else you got.

[00:19:09] I just shit- I already talked my shit.

[00:19:11] Okay.

[00:19:12] I just had forces on and some good fellow socks.

[00:19:14] These are reconstructed. This is my buddy's uh oh yeah

[00:19:17] my buddies studio these were expensive to me how much were they i don't remember

[00:19:24] damn damn what do you know oh i got the necklace over 100. Damn. Damn!

[00:19:27] Oh, I got the necklace. What is that?

[00:19:29] I see it all the time. Homer.

[00:19:32] Is that... Frank Ocean's brand?

[00:19:33] Whoa, is that Frank Ocean's brand? Yes. Didn't he make a

[00:19:35] butt plug too? Bro, what?

[00:19:37] No, you did.

[00:19:39] Are you interested?

[00:19:41] Frank Ocean unfollowed me

[00:19:43] back in the day so he's fake now

[00:19:45] for me at least He Frank Ocean book plug let's see

[00:19:55] this is all above my pay grade.

[00:19:59] I'm not even kidding, like, I thought... Yeah, he did! He did!

[00:20:01] He made a diamond-encrusted $25,000 sex toy.

[00:20:06] Yeah, making it the latest celebrity to sell products for pleasure.

[00:20:10] That's interesting.

[00:20:13] You should buy one.

[00:20:15] I would but then I get cancelled.

[00:20:17] Why would you get cancelled?

[00:20:18] Bro, I get cancelled all the time for buying normal shit.

[00:20:21] Yeah, I'm not allowed to...

[00:20:22] Oh, because he's rich!

[00:20:24] Yeah, people hate that they're like

[00:20:26] oh dude, you're socialist but you're rich

[00:20:28] Like that's fucking bullshit.

[00:20:29] You should be homeless.

[00:20:30] Yeah...

[00:20:31] Actually give your house to everybody why not?

[00:20:33] Yeah can I get the necklace?

[00:20:35] Right here man.

[00:20:37] This isn't like anything crazy.

[00:20:39] That's Louis.

[00:20:41] This might be actually but this is yeah they're both

[00:20:44] yeah all of my stuff is gifted but people don't understand that but it's

[00:20:48] fine most of it i bought these pants and about the shoes about the

[00:20:55] pains that I bought the shoes but everything else is gifted like he used

[00:21:01] to be much harder when i was a lot fatter, but now that I've lost some weight

[00:21:06] My hair is out of control dude

[00:21:11] Bro every time I see you, you're eating!

[00:21:15] You got your shirt off and you're eating?

[00:21:17] That's not true.

[00:21:19] Yeah that's true.

[00:21:25] Don't get a lot of weight very fast.

[00:21:27] You might have said Asians.

[00:21:29] It's okay, yo, and I get it.

[00:21:30] That is insane.

[00:21:31] No, it's true though.

[00:21:32] That's why you didn't give him the mic.

[00:21:35] I did not mic him but he still very much using... No, nothing wrong with that!

[00:21:37] I agree like the brothers as well.

[00:21:39] No, Asian people get skinny fat by the end of their life span usually.

[00:21:43] Yeah, yeah, I'm skinny fat right now though.

[00:21:45] What?

[00:21:47] Oh sick man.

[00:21:51] Who's your best friend?

[00:21:53] Is it Max?

[00:21:55] Is Max at the restaurant?

[00:21:56] No, all my best friends are there.

[00:21:57] Aww

[00:21:58] I'm close to Ron though

[00:21:59] Okay

[00:22:00] What ethnicity is Ron?

[00:22:02] He's Indian

[00:22:03] He's Indian?

[00:22:04] Yeah

[00:22:05] Ok He's not Muslim though. No, he is Indian.

[00:22:07] Okay.

[00:22:09] He could be Indian-Muslim. Hasan Minhaj is Indian-Muslim.

[00:22:11] He's Indian and Jewish. It's a crazy combo.

[00:22:13] That IS a wild combo!

[00:22:15] I didn't know that happened.

[00:22:17] Okay, well should we venture in there?

[00:22:19] Should we see what's good? Is this guy playing?

[00:22:23] Oh, it's over.

[00:22:29] I think you're scouting for your first team. Oh, fuck. Alright. Yeah, rip.

[00:22:32] What's up man?

[00:22:34] Nice to meet you.

[00:22:35] He's fucking tall bro.

[00:22:39] That's my teammate.

[00:22:41] We're good, we got this.

[00:22:49] So he's So it's

[00:22:51] Heyman and

[00:22:55] Oh this is the duo

[00:22:57] That's your co-host?

[00:23:04] Yo, good to see you! How have you been?

[00:23:06] Yeah, not stuck. Can you play?

[00:23:07] Chillin'.

[00:23:09] Thank you.

[00:23:10] Thank you.

[00:23:12] You going to the gym too?

[00:23:13] Wait, so...

[00:23:16] Okay, Payton has the same shoes that I have on

[00:23:18] So now I feel a little bit better about it.

[00:23:21] Cause I was saying like every white dude who's

[00:23:23] the manager was wearing the same exact shoes last

[00:23:25] night and I was like...

[00:23:29] Wait! So who's gonna you were supposed to play? I think Coach Duke is going to have to step up. He left.

[00:23:33] Wait, so who's gonna – you were supposed to play? So who's gonna take your place?

[00:23:36] Whoa! What a shakeup.

[00:23:37] Wait what happened to your thumb?

[00:23:39] We're trying to shake the rust off and get ready for the end game.

[00:23:42] Oh baby!

[00:23:45] This is not for me to sign y'all.

[00:23:50] Wait, that's

[00:23:51] crazy, that sucks man. Yeah, that's crazy. That sucks man.

[00:23:53] Yeah, that's an awfully suspicious timing.

[00:24:00] This is my buddy Nick. He's a streamer in Austin.

[00:24:03] I don't know why he's standing back there. This is my buddy Nick. He's a streamer in Austin. Yeah, how we doing? It looks good.

[00:24:04] I don't know why he's standing back there.

[00:24:06] Oh, I'm just doing my thing you know.

[00:24:08] Okay, Nick come here.

[00:24:10] If I'm not over six feet, you know, I feel like I can't stand over here.

[00:24:12] Jason is prominently your go-to.

[00:24:14] Yeah but he has that new hotness so he goes where

[00:24:15] he wants you know what I'm saying?

[00:24:16] You're the old hotness

[00:24:17] you're still hot

[00:24:18] you got so skinny and

[00:24:20] you fucking work out all

[00:24:21] the time

[00:24:22] yeah that's a different

[00:24:23] reason my girlfriend's

[00:24:24] gonna leave me so I had to try and save it.

[00:24:25] Like five years?

[00:24:29] Duke playing?!

[00:24:36] Lucky A, it's time for me to shine. I need to get some shots in there.

[00:24:38] Yeah you need to like immediately

[00:24:40] get four inches at least

[00:24:42] maybe five

[00:24:46] I can't dunk.

[00:24:47] You can't dunk?

[00:24:48] No, I can't.

[00:24:49] Not in the line of play.

[00:24:51] You were like kind of like one of my best players.

[00:24:54] Yeah, I thought he was going to carry.

[00:24:56] Not carry but I would have been hopefully a good help.

[00:24:59] Y'all got it?

[00:25:01] You don't need me.

[00:25:01] J-Dub.

[00:25:02] Y'all got J-Dub.

[00:25:03] My role is basically like people don't know if I play well or not and they just kind of,

[00:25:09] I think Mark literally just picked me because he knew I was kinda tall.

[00:25:12] He didn't know how tall or how big so my role is to be a lot better than expectations were.

[00:25:24] Oh I am, I'm ready cause Duke Glazing

[00:25:27] Is gonna put an end to today, okay?

[00:25:29] This is the day where we end the Duke dynasty.

[00:25:32] There we go.

[00:25:33] Yeah, RDC.

[00:25:34] I like my brother Duke though but...

[00:25:36] We're not all same team this year.

[00:25:37] No.

[00:25:38] We gotta send him with the L.

[00:25:41] I'm throwing something on the court,

[00:25:42] I'll make sure you get hurt.

[00:25:43] You gonna go work out?

[00:25:44] That's crazy.

[00:25:45] No, I need to get some shots up man.

[00:25:48] Wait is the court not open?

[00:25:49] He missed it this morning. It was 10-12 I don't think it is. off chance you could find the ball rack but outside of that we all pulled up there was it

[00:26:01] was like a little bit more there was like eight people max like it wasn't there weren't yeah

[00:26:06] nobody showed up i think four from our team came in i thinkyKateR8 came in, I think exactly at 10 AM.

[00:26:12] Like he literally was scooting out of the hotel

[00:26:15] I walked up to him

[00:26:17] I walked up to him and was like

[00:26:18] Oh you're playing at The Thing right?

[00:26:19] And they were like

[00:26:21] First date cause nobody knows who the fuck I am So they were like first date because nobody knows who the

[00:26:22] fuck i am so they're like i was like no i'm playing too yeah but

[00:26:27] they were there up early so you're good your team i mean

[00:26:31] yeah we have no height!

[00:26:33] Yes you do, what are you talking about?

[00:26:35] There's only J-Dub

[00:26:39] Honestly we throw

[00:26:41] Maze and Sion and ifppy all at the same time.

[00:26:44] J-Dub can only guard one.

[00:26:46] Yeah that's true.

[00:26:47] The other two just gotta turn a hip get close to that rim.

[00:26:49] Imagine I'm against...

[00:26:51] Imagine I'm guarding you.

[00:26:53] Yeah that's bad.

[00:26:57] Me and him met at a Juco in Oklahoma

[00:27:01] They had that hooper there. You can tell they're real hoopers

[00:27:07] They have real Hooper aura I don't I have nerd aura okay I'll take it I'll take it. I'll take it, yeah.

[00:27:16] Nah, Saka-Loki hoop, you got that sort of like old man...

[00:27:18] No, no, I've seen hoops honestly.

[00:27:21] Right when you pulled up?

[00:27:23] We walked together.

[00:27:25] So let's look at the first shot.

[00:27:27] First shot was solid.

[00:27:28] I said OK we're good.

[00:27:30] At first I thought his defense is going

[00:27:32] be that classic I'm swarming clothesline you

[00:27:35] in the middle of court.

[00:27:36] No no no. no. I play...

[00:27:38] I've always been like a soft touch midrange player

[00:27:41] Like I don't normally play

[00:27:43] center that much

[00:27:45] In normal pickup games.

[00:27:48] Yeah, I feel like it's cheating.

[00:27:52] Like, I don't know why.

[00:27:53] I feel like tonight I have to a little bit.

[00:27:57] Yes, sir. We'll see. Honestly, I have to. A little bit. We'll see.

[00:28:06] Can chat hear everybody over there as well?

[00:28:08] I'm looking right now.

[00:28:19] I can stand here with the mic It's a full blown game. Oh nah. What the fuck? Oh nah!

[00:28:20] Full blown game, bro.

[00:28:21] Okay.

[00:28:22] I can stand here with the mic.

[00:28:23] Bro you should be friendly with people.

[00:28:24] What are you practicing?

[00:28:25] Very friendly guy.

[00:28:26] What?

[00:28:27] The waters.

[00:28:29] Hey what else? Let's say Ray hits a three.

[00:28:32] Let me see it.

[00:28:33] Ray hits a three, boom!

[00:28:37] There we go, I like that.

[00:28:40] Duke calls a great play and y'all end up scoring what are we

[00:28:43] doing let's go yo no i'm ready bro i'm ready actually he's gonna have to sub me in bro

[00:28:50] i'm gonna be honest he doesn't have to sub me in bro. I'ma be honest. He's gonna have to sub me in

[00:28:54] Wow! Oh my god bro stop! This is why you're not Mike Dom oh my god

[00:29:01] It was a good rhyme!

[00:29:05] Why? Why Linsanity?

[00:29:07] Why?

[00:29:11] Next time you say, oh you play like Yao Ming in the post actually.

[00:29:14] I'm making fun of him being racist, I'm not being racist.

[00:29:22] You should have said Jamal Crawford then.

[00:29:25] That's a PR move, I love it.

[00:29:28] People are going to leave me open and I'm going to pop you.

[00:29:31] There you go.

[00:29:32] Jesus! Jesus.

[00:29:39] I saw my girl wants to see the necklace up close, no.

[00:29:43] The girl do what?

[00:29:45] My girl wants to see the necklace up close to someone is with something that's a good idea

[00:29:51] yours now Alright.

[00:30:02] Ween Sanity, that's kinda good.

[00:30:07] Wait who's uh... whose bands and stuff is that?

[00:30:10] Yeah. Make sure you don't forget it.

[00:30:13] What? It's in my pocket?

[00:30:17] I mean...I'm just worried about it rubbing up against my mic.

[00:30:21] Well you don't have to worry about that. Do you?

[00:30:23] You haven't upgraded your setup yet.

[00:30:25] Oh true, true. We're- i have my just saying it right now oh true truth like that is just like too much

[00:30:32] your boy he's like struggling to hold that camera no he goes for a long time

[00:30:36] yeah exactly we will you know. We had to make sure that we have elevated...

[00:30:42] Tweet your live?

[00:30:43] I can't tweet that I'm live chat

[00:30:45] because I don't have Twitter on my phone

[00:30:46] which is really good.

[00:30:48] Do you have a Twitter com? What. Do you have a Twitter com?

[00:30:49] What?

[00:30:50] Do you have a Twitter com?

[00:30:51] Twitter com?

[00:30:52] Oh, I just started one actually.

[00:30:54] Hostwit.

[00:30:55] It's 60% women isn't it?

[00:30:56] Is this over with?

[00:30:57] No but I didn didn't really hype

[00:31:00] it up.

[00:31:01] I used to be very active

[00:31:02] on Twitter and I still

[00:31:04] kind of am because a lot

[00:31:05] of journalists are on

[00:31:06] there, a lot of people

[00:31:07] that are breaking

[00:31:07] stories are bringing

[00:31:08] it on there but it just got so fucking shitty

[00:31:11] with like all the death and all the...

[00:31:13] Like, it's crazy. You go on Twitter

[00:31:15] and you just watch people get murdered.

[00:31:18] I gotta blast off

[00:31:19] on my Instagram.

[00:31:20] What? Trump just got I got a blast off on my Instagram. Oh, my God! Did you hear?

[00:31:23] Trump just got shot!

[00:31:25] Shut up, dude.

[00:31:27] Is that mean?

[00:31:33] It's a meme because anytime I'm not in front of the desktop doing a regular show oh because you weren't there some crazy happened no i was there with trumpets yeah remember when the queen died

[00:31:38] and he celebrated for his own idea that was funny.

[00:31:47] That's what I do man. Wait hold on. Everybody we're live at DreamCon right now

[00:31:49] We got some friends

[00:31:51] that I'm gonna be walking around with. We've got some enemies

[00:31:55] we got some enemies here as well. I'm gonna be balling at uh,

[00:31:57] I guess 7 p.m. Texas time but before that

[00:32:01] we're just going to go walk around the convention see what it's all about so tune in now

[00:32:09] Here the ball alright, let's see. Let's see was that let's see what's happening out there

[00:32:31] Fucking sick Let's see what's happening out there. Yeah, it's basketball. This is fucking sick. and then Oh they are getting shots up

[00:32:37] oh They are getting shots up. Watch your step here, watch your step.

[00:32:41] It's weird over here.

[00:32:43] Oh this looks sick

[00:32:48] oh step up

[00:32:56] oh my god this is so cool.

[00:33:01] This is awesome! Dude they're so lucky I didn't get invited to this game

[00:33:05] I would've everybody, bro.

[00:33:07] So lucky.

[00:33:09] I'm that guy.

[00:33:10] I've been that guy.

[00:33:13] But maybe I'm not that guy to get invited.

[00:33:17] Nick, you want to throw one up? Let's see what you got.

[00:33:19] Yeah I can shoot a basket.

[00:33:23] Let me go grab a ball huh?

[00:33:27] Ugh! Oh

[00:33:33] Good

[00:33:39] All right, I blasted off on maybe I might need to the fucking literally download footer on my phone again To do this chat, what do I think?

[00:33:41] What do we think Chad should I download Twitter on my phone again?

[00:33:45] Bro I haven't touched a basketball in ages

[00:33:51] Oh shit I'm trashed!

[00:33:55] Alright put it on do not disturb...

[00:33:59] Alright Look at him, he's like

[00:34:01] shooting it over there, you don't want to shoot it

[00:34:03] in front of us. Maybe there is more space over there

[00:34:05] Yeah let's go do it, let's go over there

[00:34:14] You remember that time I dunked all over you at your house? Dunked all over me?

[00:34:15] Yeah, that was crazy.

[00:34:17] Yeah, that did happen...I think.

[00:34:22] I gotta take my watch off.

[00:34:24] Damn!

[00:34:26] Yeah, it's 45 grand.

[00:34:28] Like you know big deal around here.

[00:34:30] It is 45 grand?

[00:34:31] Hell no.

[00:34:32] Okay... Damn!

[00:34:35] That's not a great shove.

[00:34:39] I got too much shit on me.

[00:34:44] Hey! No, you shoot Nick. Let's see what you got.

[00:34:46] Okay.

[00:34:48] Let's see what you got.

[00:34:50] So like when I was growing up right?

[00:34:52] With all the white kids? They call me the White Kobe.

[00:34:55] Oh but you're nasty at hockey.

[00:34:59] Yeah, hockey I can play. You're actually lethal at hockey

[00:35:03] right?

[00:35:05] Oh! Not bad.

[00:35:08] I haven't shot a basketball in ages

[00:35:13] You brought your shoes? Oh you're taking it seriously

[00:35:15] Oh you brought your... Oh I have my shoes with me too!

[00:35:18] Bro what?

[00:35:19] Nah, I'm not gonna run right now.

[00:35:21] No, I don't wanna go through the trouble and get back there in my fucking shoes. I don't want to go through the trouble. Go back there and get my fucking shoes.

[00:35:26] I don't want to do that.

[00:35:27] Oh, my God.

[00:35:28] This is actually getting real fast.

[00:35:30] Because I have like...

[00:35:34] Bro, put his shoes on and immediately.

[00:35:37] Let me get one.

[00:35:45] Okay Okay. I'm out of my pay grade chat.

[00:35:51] Nope.

[00:35:52] How do you, wait what do you mean? Okay, so. So.

[00:35:59] Shot for shot? How does that work?

[00:36:01] So basically

[00:36:03] this game costs 100

[00:36:05] dollars. This game costs

[00:36:07] hundred dollars. So, is it

[00:36:09] I make 5? Like, I make 1 and you make

[00:36:11] one. If we both make it, it doesn't

[00:36:13] count. But if I make one, you miss one.

[00:36:15] Alright so let's play $50

[00:36:17] Not just to be honest, sorry So if I make a shot Alright, so let's play $50.

[00:36:22] So if I make a shot it's $10 then you make a shot at $20

[00:36:24] but then I missed it

[00:36:28] What is this like complicated magic

[00:36:31] at the end for a hundred dollars we go five it's not actual hundred dollars

[00:36:38] all right each shot is ten dollars so if you make a shot it's $10 and then once a person misses

[00:36:43] it that person gets the money.

[00:36:45] The one who reaches $50 first loses.

[00:36:47] Get it?

[00:36:49] I got this ice on my wrist i can't shoot

[00:36:52] i'm just gonna shoot i'm sorry that's what i might do

[00:36:55] all right you want to go first do we go at the same time Ah!

[00:37:05] Ahh.

[00:37:09] Bro, that ball has no air in it.

[00:37:14] What the fuck is happening bro? Okay. So I missed it, so I'm $10 now?

[00:37:21] Yeah. Okay, got it.

[00:37:24] But if you miss and I make one so you missed

[00:37:28] then I make this... Oh well I don't

[00:37:32] but let's say I did then it goes back to zero?

[00:37:37] Or do you have ten dollars?

[00:37:42] Oh shit what the hell

[00:37:44] Who? Oh shit, what's up?

[00:37:49] Shut up.

[00:37:55] That's not it.

[00:37:57] Okay, that's your first one.

[00:37:58] So we're 10-10?

[00:38:00] Or do my $10... No, it'll be 20 because you missed the last one too if I had made that one.

[00:38:11] You started first!

[00:38:17] So you missed. I'm not going to lie, Hasan

[00:38:21] You can't shoot threes my guy. No I can.

[00:38:25] Look at all the shit I have on me.

[00:38:29] Yes I do brother.

[00:38:30] Okay.

[00:38:32] Yeah yeah yeah talk your shit.

[00:38:35] Oh is that a celeb shot?

[00:38:39] Kinda.

[00:38:49] Okay... Back up! Okay.

[00:38:50] That was $20, so if I miss it...

[00:38:54] No you shoot first,

[00:38:56] technically you missed it already

[00:38:58] and then I made it so you got $20.

[00:39:00] You got this and we...

[00:39:02] Oh, and then you get another shot.

[00:39:04] Okay, got it.

[00:39:04] $40 right now.

[00:39:08] Okay, wait a minute.

[00:39:09] I'm wrong

[00:39:13] I had to log in bro

[00:39:15] Oh my god dude

[00:39:16] You talked too much shit and I had to log in

[00:39:17] My bad dawg

[00:39:18] I didn't respect your game that's on me

[00:39:23] Yo rematch I didn't respect your game, that's on me. Is it over?

[00:39:24] Yeah.

[00:39:25] I beat him.

[00:39:30] Give it to me! I can't dunk bro, and I definitely can't dunk with these shoes.

[00:39:37] And all the fucking shooting shit on me.

[00:39:46] The lights are very bright today.

[00:39:51] Oh, you can't even see that way.

[00:39:55] That's one, that's ten.

[00:39:59] Oh you don't want to play anymore? It doesn't count?

[00:40:04] I'm at $10 Does it count? I mean...

[00:40:08] Wait, why?

[00:40:37] That's not how this works Bro, we both did a 1000 Bucket Challenge. I failed it but...

[00:40:41] No, I uh...

[00:40:48] So Ludwig did a 1000 Buckets challenge and I...

[00:40:51] That's 20 bucks for you.

[00:40:56] That's 30 bucks for you, if you can't make it, which you can't...

[00:40:59] Oh he's switching positions!

[00:41:04] Bro is this the light when you guys are gonna be playing?

[00:41:06] Cause if you look this way it's over.

[00:41:09] It's over.

[00:41:10] Okay I think Asad might actually win.

[00:41:16] That's 40 bucks for you.

[00:41:22] Oh, I thought that was game.

[00:41:24] Why were you doubting me, Nick?

[00:41:25] That's crazy.

[00:41:27] I didn't know you could shoot threes.

[00:41:29] That's on me, dog.

[00:41:33] I can't even see because of these bright lights. Oh, you did?

[00:41:37] Wait no, you're're 40. Yeah

[00:41:40] Bro I'm seeing stars bro

[00:41:42] Damn Hasan

[00:41:48] Holy crap, I can't see crap.

[00:41:51] Ah! Chat why am I even here right now?

[00:41:55] I don't fit in here. What's going on?

[00:41:59] This should be an ice hockey rink.

[00:42:09] Oh! Dude.

[00:42:16] I am.

[00:42:20] Oh no, you're stuck. I am.

[00:42:32] Okay, I take it all back.

[00:42:32] Nice game! Two in a row Jason this is supposed to be your field brother

[00:42:36] This is you're suppose to be... Hey good game, good game

[00:42:40] You know who?

[00:42:43] I'm not gonna want to be with you right now.

[00:42:46] Yeah, I'm scared. I'm terrified.

[00:42:48] I'm terrified.

[00:42:51] Bro, watch out. Watch out.

[00:42:55] What the fuck? I was about to pick you up

[00:42:58] Like that

[00:43:02] Stay as strong as you can

[00:43:05] Here, stay stable. Watch this. Stable like Ronaldo?

[00:43:07] Stay stable like Ronaldo. Come here.

[00:43:09] How about this?

[00:43:13] I saw your twist your ankle and the day's over, buddy.

[00:43:15] Yeah, my shoes aren't even fucking high.

[00:43:17] You're 33? He doesn't know this? We can't be doing all of this.

[00:43:20] Well, I can! I'm just not in this gear.

[00:43:24] Damn! Not in this gear.

[00:43:34] Just get the angle, I'm gonna dunk. For your followers for you for your followers Oh!

[00:43:52] Alright, we're...

[00:43:56] I'm not- you're baiting me. You're baiting me into fucking playing here in 1v1

[00:43:58] when I got no fucking... Listen they would have made that in the WNBA man.

[00:44:06] Holy shit!

[00:44:08] Oh no! You know what we're doing one position yeah i could have played in this game chat they all suck

[00:44:16] i could have done it.

[00:44:21] Ain't no way, foots on line!

[00:44:25] Don't leave me open he says

[00:44:29] What was that shot brother?

[00:44:32] I can't believe you're baiting me into this!

[00:44:34] It's crazy, I gotta put my shoes on.

[00:44:36] If this gets triggered, I'm gonna put my shoes on.

[00:44:39] I don't even have shorts. It's 1-0, way to go!

[00:44:41] Yeah

[00:44:47] Oh my god this defense is...

[00:44:53] Ah Oh my god, this defense is... You are never going to stop him Jason. Never.

[00:44:59] No he's a little bit his time.

[00:45:04] Put on line!

[00:45:06] Still makes though.

[00:45:08] What?

[00:45:10] Put on line!

[00:45:13] 2-1 Put on the lights. Ah!

[00:45:17] The lights are a bit bright. Got it. Oh, okay.

[00:45:27] Post injury Jason.

[00:45:32] Post injury Jason. Post injury Jason!

[00:45:37] Oh he's taking, you want me to hold something?

[00:45:39] No I'm just on the phone out.

[00:45:41] It's getting serious, he took his phone out

[00:45:44] I need my glasses off, people with their glasses on He's getting serious. He took his phone out. Step back. Ooh, that looked good though.

[00:45:45] Do you ball with your glasses on?

[00:45:46] No I'm not going to do it.

[00:45:47] I don't either.

[00:45:48] You have contacts?

[00:45:49] No.

[00:45:50] I just don't see anything.

[00:45:51] Okay.

[00:45:52] So what are we doing here?

[00:45:53] We're going to go get some food and then we'll be right back.

[00:45:54] Okay. So this is the first time we've been in a car park. Yeah. No. I just don't see. I just don't see either.

[00:45:55] But, I don't need to see.

[00:45:59] I mean, Hassan come on!

[00:46:03] Brother...

[00:46:05] What can he do? Goodbye brother! Hasan, come on! Brother.

[00:46:07] What can he do?

[00:46:09] He tested me.

[00:46:15] I'm also...I'm still shooting It's not like I'm not shooting.

[00:46:25] That has to be a foul, right?

[00:46:29] He's coughing on him.

[00:46:30] Oh! I missed it.

[00:46:33] It has to be a foul, yes but that is the ridiculous thing to call.

[00:46:37] Someone's fou following someone.

[00:46:45] It's two left!

[00:46:47] Oh, it is.

[00:46:51] Nah.

[00:46:55] My shot's looking good though, nah I might have made a few grabs in it.

[00:47:02] Let's see... 3, 2...

[00:47:16] to 5. Right?

[00:47:19] You're just gonna end in hell.

[00:47:25] Good try!

[00:47:29] Four, two... Yeah, two's up. 4-2

[00:47:34] Put it on line

[00:47:38] Should have never gave me that

[00:47:43] Should have never give me that. No.

[00:47:47] It's just bright.

[00:47:49] It really is.

[00:47:53] Finish with a shot!

[00:47:55] Maybe.

[00:47:57] Maybe.

[00:48:00] Nope.

[00:48:04] Oh, he shouldn't never give you that.

[00:48:06] It's two in a row, let's see.

[00:48:10] Oh, will we get serious?

[00:48:12] I'm getting too sweaty.

[00:48:19] Oh, good shot! Is that a two?

[00:48:23] Yeah. Damn!

[00:48:25] Is it win by two or what?

[00:48:27] Four up.

[00:48:28] Oh, we're doing ones and twos?

[00:48:29] Is it win by two?

[00:48:31] No.

[00:48:32] That's a good dude.

[00:48:33] Straight five.

[00:48:35] Will Jason be able to defeat me?

[00:48:37] Oh that's over.

[00:48:39] Will Jason be able to defeat me without my shoes being tied?

[00:48:44] Hey! You lucky you hit it out. I did. You did. God damn it, you're making me sweat before

[00:48:50] I fucking go to dream time. I was about to say you were glistening dog. I know, it'll better.

[00:49:05] Nah! That was my chance! No, no you got this.

[00:49:13] Oh shit.

[00:49:20] Okay, okay.

[00:49:22] Damn!

[00:49:25] That might have been offensive foul to be honest with you.

[00:49:28] You see how I pulled it forward like that?

[00:49:31] Last thing is he thought it was sneaky and gave me behind the back

[00:49:35] Good game little man one day

[00:49:38] One day.

[00:49:43] 5-4?

[00:49:52] Holy fuck I'm trash. I have no deodorant.

[00:49:55] I thought you didn't need deodorant?

[00:49:59] No, that is actually the one genetic I know. Oh, okay. It's okay when you do it.

[00:50:00] No that is actually the one genetic trait thing that isn't raisins.

[00:50:06] No Asian people have different ear wax some Asian Asian people Have dry earwax

[00:50:12] I think it's called

[00:50:14] I learned this in Tokyo when I got my ears checked

[00:50:18] It's like a genetic predisposition to not

[00:50:24] smell when you sweat.

[00:50:30] Well, I'm straight.

[00:50:32] How about we go buy a new shirt? I'm sure there's something out there on the counter.

[00:50:32] No, I don't want to.

[00:50:33] Oh because of the fit! You have to keep it...

[00:50:35] That's a good fit!

[00:50:38] I didn't even take the jewelry off.

[00:50:40] If I make this, I'll take your spot in the game alright?

[00:50:42] Okay.

[00:50:48] He made it.

[00:50:49] I think.

[00:50:51] In my mind he made it.

[00:50:54] I should not be here. That was a good game though, couldn't beat me.

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[00:51:23] God damn

[00:51:23] This shit looks so clean dude

[00:51:24] What? What do you mean Damn, this should look so clean dude

[00:51:29] What what do you mean?

[00:51:36] Yeah, he's playing at the poop too. Wow yeah You make a quick step like that it's all coming out.

[00:51:38] You're 30 you know this.

[00:51:40] He's 33.

[00:51:42] You know this when you get that old.

[00:51:44] Do we have towels in the backstage area?

[00:51:48] Let's go check it out because I fucking desperately need one.

[00:51:50] I need a towel on my shit

[00:51:56] Before I tuck it back in.

[00:51:59] What?

[00:52:03] Don't injure yourself!

[00:52:07] Embarrassing. Yo, that was at Lisa Leslie bruh!

[00:52:09] That was embarrassing.

[00:52:13] What's up Jason the Wee-Wee's audience?

[00:52:17] Oh shit.

[00:52:20] I mean, he made me sweat

[00:52:21] so that's like a

[00:52:22] better than expected

[00:52:23] I would say

[00:52:25] Like

[00:52:27] Well, it's also very hot in there

[00:52:29] but still.

[00:52:31] 7 out of 10.

[00:52:35] We go through here? Oh yeah this is the way we go. What's up guys?

[00:52:46] You know what man, do we have towels in here?

[00:52:48] Or anything.

[00:52:50] I know.

[00:52:54] Dude

[00:52:58] More napkins? Oh they got napkins

[00:53:03] What What? Underarm? I'm coming. I got lost

[00:53:11] This is nasty.

[00:53:14] Big sweaty guy come in here?

[00:53:16] You gotta do what you got to do.

[00:53:20] That was not a warm up.

[00:53:22] That was really nothing warm up. It's not really anything.

[00:53:24] This is motivating me to go to the gym and start playing basketball.

[00:53:26] That's awesome!

[00:53:28] I'll get my views up so I can be invited next time.

[00:53:30] Oh, that too.

[00:53:32] Basketball is great cardio man i uh i normally i hate cardio except for a basketball

[00:53:37] so every time when i train four times a week and the day well i just have a split like I'm at six, but yeah.

[00:53:45] Well,

[00:53:47] I just have a split like that.

[00:53:47] Oh, okay.

[00:53:50] But six is good?

[00:53:50] Yeah.

[00:53:51] I'm going to look like you real soon.

[00:53:52] You look like me already.

[00:53:53] Nah.

[00:53:54] I'm getting there.

[00:53:55] You're brawly bro, look at your vacillarity!

[00:53:57] Your forearm vacillate is out of control.

[00:53:59] Hey, ladies love it. They told me.

[00:54:01] Really? That's what they said?

[00:54:03] Yep, Melania said that.

[00:54:04] But um...

[00:54:07] Look how wet this um... Damn son! You could probably sell

[00:54:09] it to someone here. Probably. That girl

[00:54:11] who-that guy whose girl wanted to meet you?

[00:54:13] That Yosemite Sans sweat?

[00:54:23] Um..yep maybe that you also have a son's sweat um yeah maybe uh i uh yeah actually i play basketball on the days that i don't work out like i don So you do exercise every day? Yeah, yeah

[00:54:28] I play basketball three times a week sometimes four

[00:54:32] Sometimes I'll play like basketball twice. And you stream ten hours a day? Yeah. When do you do anything

[00:54:36] else? Nothing, I just fucking sleep that's all I do.

[00:54:39] I train...

[00:54:41] What?

[00:54:43] Yeah, I train

[00:54:46] I lift

[00:54:48] I train a ball.

[00:54:48] I eat and then stream.

[00:54:51] That's life! Pretty much. It is pretty good life.

[00:54:56] And hang out with your dog. Exactly.

[00:55:02] I think I got it set pretty well,

[00:55:04] I'm setting my ways.

[00:55:06] I think its good to fill your whole day with productivity

[00:55:08] because when i don't i get these crazy thoughts in my mind. Like what?

[00:55:10] Oh God.

[00:55:11] You know what's that guy's name?

[00:55:12] Big fan of yours.

[00:55:14] Who?

[00:55:16] He sent those packages

[00:55:18] in the forest.

[00:55:21] A big fan of mine. What was his name?

[00:55:23] It's not Timothy McVeigh, it's this fucking

[00:55:25] Unabomber. Yes!

[00:55:27] He's a big fan of yours? Yeah he

[00:55:29] you remember his manifesto?? He said he loves Hasan.

[00:55:34] Ted Kaczynski

[00:55:36] Reread the manifesto, control F, Hasan

[00:55:38] It's right up in there

[00:55:40] A guy who is like terrified of technology was a big fan of Twitch streamers

[00:55:45] You didn't see he had in his little shack it was just you know your stream only

[00:55:49] He is a big-time anti communist that guy

[00:55:53] He didn't necessarily like socialism. Did you ever read his manifesto?

[00:55:55] I did parts of it. Jason's viewers are probably

[00:55:57] like what the fuck is he talking about? Yeah this is what we talk

[00:55:59] about on our streams Jason. Does this happen when

[00:56:01] your 30 guys? Yeah. Talk about things like this that don't matter?

[00:56:04] Yeah. Things that don't matter, like the Unabomber

[00:56:06] I feel like it matters.

[00:56:08] Not to them! Newsworthy...

[00:56:10] It happened. The Unabomber's a great story

[00:56:15] He actually kind of predicted a lot of stuff that happened in the technological...

[00:56:17] He was a fucking kook man

[00:56:19] he didn't know what the fuck was going on.

[00:56:21] When you shoot at 10 thousand shots that one might hit right?

[00:56:23] That's true-that is he did most of these guys do

[00:56:27] like this dude was like oh i hate technology like technology gonna destroy human humankind which

[00:56:32] is true right like that i get that element of it and then what did he do? He like

[00:56:36] blew off fucking

[00:56:37] Radio Shack employees' fingers and shit

[00:56:40] like oh okay

[00:56:41] And his cadence the way he spoke.

[00:56:47] W snitch.

[00:56:49] That was the quickest shit bro that is impressive.

[00:56:53] That is actually impressive Jason.

[00:56:55] Uh we were just talking about the Unabomber yeah you know that

[00:56:58] is some casual shit no not even we don't talk about politics, actually.

[00:57:09] This is a no-politics day.

[00:57:10] It's a basketball show.

[00:57:11] This is a basketball day.

[00:57:14] I do think that maybe those rooms are lower than the...

[00:57:20] Yeah, I think so too.

[00:57:22] Alright, I think we should go into the convention now.

[00:57:26] I don't smell bad, I just am a little wet and there's not really much I can do about it.

[00:57:30] So we're just gonna go with it and it's going to get hotter and hotter when we are in there anyway so...

[00:57:35] We might as well...

[00:57:37] It is getting hotter than now in there?

[00:57:39] No way! It's cold, right?

[00:57:40] Hopefully.

[00:57:44] We'll see. I'm so excited to see what's going on here.

[00:57:46] What? Oh yeah.

[00:57:47] I have no idea really.

[00:57:52] Were you here yesterday? How was the... What were the vibes like like are you gonna sell my yeah there's a zen in there too yeah it's like for finance brothers i like zin

[00:57:57] it's for people that enjoy nicotine products.

[00:58:04] Yeah, my favorite Tucker Carlson loves Zins.

[00:58:07] You guys are going way too hard

[00:58:08] for the pregame.

[00:58:09] Egos is on the line there

[00:58:11] not inside

[00:58:14] so what's going on in the convention right now

[00:58:17] it means you can see three

[00:58:19] ocean

[00:58:20] i thought he was gonna beat you.

[00:58:22] You did?!

[00:58:23] Yeah cause I thought you were just like, ya know...

[00:58:24] Not just push him out the way.

[00:58:25] What are you saying there man?

[00:58:27] Bro, obviously he could've just pushed you out the way

[00:58:29] The whole time but once you started shooting

[00:58:30] I thought it was over.

[00:58:32] Nah bro, I shoulda was over. Nah, bro.

[00:58:32] I should have won that.

[00:58:35] The real truth is I would've won but I didn't get invited to play so keep playing.

[00:58:40] He's actually an athlete like people...

[00:58:47] I'm a state champion in BP. Okay, there's sleep on and what?

[00:58:50] Cap

[00:58:53] I can't be I can barely read so

[00:58:55] How are you Jason.

[00:58:58] I would not have expected that at all.

[00:59:01] You know I was a nursing major

[00:59:03] and then I cheated and I was like if I'm cheating in nursing

[00:59:04] and then become a nurse I'll probably end up killing somebody Then I cheated and I was like, you know if I'm cheating in nursing

[00:59:04] then I become a nurse.

[00:59:05] I'll probably end up killing somebody.

[00:59:07] So I switched the business.

[00:59:10] And then I...

[00:59:10] And when you cheat at business

[00:59:11] you get good.

[00:59:12] Like that's like

[00:59:13] Yeah

[00:59:14] People are like damn that's a good business guy you're not

[00:59:16] cheating you're not trying

[00:59:17] yeah i pretty much shooting everything

[00:59:18] i do

[00:59:19] well not in the gap all right let's do

[00:59:22] it let's go let's go to the convention

[00:59:23] floor let's let's roll

[00:59:25] let's roam a little bit.

[00:59:29] Alright, what's the best way for us to get into

[00:59:31] the convention? Like back down?

[00:59:33] Alright.

[00:59:37] He said sir. I feel old. You are a sir bro. I feel old as fuck bro that's crazy

[00:59:41] You are a sir bro. I feel incredibly

[00:59:45] 33 right now. How old are you?

[00:59:48] 37

[00:59:49] Okay, thank God

[00:59:51] How old was the other guy who called me sir?

[00:59:54] 30... how old are you brother?

[00:59:56] Broke it, you thought I was that much older than you?

[01:00:01] Oh yea, thats true

[01:00:04] I call Milena ma'am

[01:00:12] You have to go through the line We can, I have no idea what to expect.

[01:00:15] Like this is going to be my first...

[01:00:18] Okay well we'll see if nobody's gonna be here

[01:00:21] oh my god i uh like twitchcon is crazy he was right they They are right here.

[01:00:33] So normally at TwitchCon...

[01:00:37] Normally at TwitchCon we get like pretty fun guys

[01:00:42] But I suspect Dreamcon, i won't have that many problems but who knows we'll see oh my god somebody knew who i was chat this is so sick what are

[01:00:47] they waiting on here do you know plus one no no i think there's a lot of them Plus one.

[01:00:52] I think this is a live recording.

[01:00:54] I don't know for what.

[01:00:57] What's up?

[01:01:00] What are you guys waiting for? Uh, we're waiting for Magic Club.

[01:01:03] Oh, for the Creator?

[01:01:05] Oh shit!

[01:01:07] Wait a minute... So you guys are waiting in line

[01:01:09] for the Creator lead.

[01:01:11] Who's your favorite player on the team?

[01:01:12] Mine? Honestly, probably Ray.

[01:01:14] Probably Ray or Cam.

[01:01:16] Okay, you want to take a photo? Sure.

[01:01:22] Ray or Ken?

[01:01:23] So are you rooting for Ken? Can they hear him by the way?

[01:01:27] I'm trying to get close enough.

[01:01:29] Yeah, I'm just trying to see if they can hear you.

[01:01:32] So are you...you're rooting for Team Mark then?

[01:01:36] Oh sure!

[01:01:38] Do you know the lineup of Team Mark?

[01:01:40] I don't know the team line up but I know some of them

[01:01:42] I'll be honest

[01:01:43] I watched it in a pick-up I didn't know about it

[01:01:44] Oh ok, the pickup?

[01:01:47] What do you think about this guy?

[01:01:49] He's not making it

[01:01:51] He's not making it?

[01:01:53] Isn't he on Team Duke?

[01:01:55] Yeah he is He's not winning. Is he on Team Duke? Yeah, he is.

[01:01:56] I see him play this time.

[01:01:59] There's a...I heard that there's a secret talent

[01:02:02] on team Mark.

[01:02:04] He's like of tall.

[01:02:06] They think, yeah...

[01:02:08] He was like a mid-round pick.

[01:02:12] I don't know.

[01:02:12] They're calling him Turd in Whiskey or something.

[01:02:14] I don't know who that is.

[01:02:16] You heard about that?

[01:02:17] No X Factor on

[01:02:19] Team Heart?

[01:02:21] I haven't heard anything, no.

[01:02:23] Oh okay.

[01:02:31] Well hopefully No, alright well hopefully we've delivered the dub. Yeah I hope so.

[01:02:33] Alright, next meeting man.

[01:02:37] I'm just going to keep doing that where I ask people if they know who's playing in the Creator League.

[01:02:45] Do they know?

[01:02:47] Let me see if there is anybody, what no he did not know who I was at all.

[01:02:50] Oh that's awesome!

[01:02:51] It was pretty funny.

[01:02:52] Yeah, I like it.

[01:02:53] I think it's funny.

[01:02:55] Look at...oh my god, my sweat is...

[01:02:58] By the way, I didn't know you were gonna win.

[01:02:59] That was just being nice.

[01:03:01] Oh, you were?

[01:03:01] Yeah, I knew you were gonna win.

[01:03:02] Okay.

[01:03:04] I mean, close to be close though.

[01:03:06] I mean, I don't know.

[01:03:07] I thought your thought it was like...

[01:03:11] I thought you thought... Yeah, player. I thought you called me. Yeah, I'm gonna be nice.

[01:03:13] What's up my man?

[01:03:17] Yo what's good?

[01:03:19] What's up? What's up? Yeah, yeah.

[01:03:21] How we doing?

[01:03:25] Perfect!

[01:03:27] Hey have a good one

[01:03:31] It's okay Are you free for picture? Yeah, sure. What's up? You want to take a photo with me?

[01:03:32] That's all right.

[01:03:33] It's okay.

[01:03:34] I mean, yeah...

[01:03:35] All right, let's take a snap of this like all dreams.

[01:03:37] This is fine.

[01:03:38] Sorry.

[01:03:39] Totally quit.

[01:03:40] Fine.

[01:03:41] I'm excited. I'm a little busy, but...

[01:03:44] How we doing?

[01:03:44] If you catch me in a good moment...

[01:03:46] You alright?

[01:03:47] Say what?

[01:03:49] Oh, yeah.

[01:03:50] Appreciate it.

[01:03:52] Have a good one, guys. How are we going guys?

[01:03:53] What are you wearing?

[01:03:55] I'm looking fancy but

[01:03:57] I don't have the hat on.

[01:03:59] Yeah what happened?

[01:04:01] Let's put it on. Let's see.

[01:04:09] Okay!

[01:04:11] What's happening?

[01:04:13] What's going on? What's your name, man? I'm Mason Blunt.

[01:04:17] You want to take a photo?

[01:04:21] What's going on everybody?

[01:04:24] Have a good one! What's going on everybody? Thank you so much man. Alright, how we doing?

[01:04:29] Yeah sure just snap it quick.

[01:04:32] Oh look at this happening.

[01:04:36] Well I was wrong, we are to get mauled today. The line.

[01:04:37] We're taking off.

[01:04:38] Oh good.

[01:04:40] Alright, three of you guys and then I gotta go okay?

[01:04:43] Hell yeah!

[01:04:45] You got this. Oh yeah.

[01:04:51] Thank you!

[01:04:56] Yeah, let's do it!

[01:04:59] Perfect, yeah.

[01:05:01] Nice to meet you guys. Alright, let's keep going. What's going on?

[01:05:05] Oh...

[01:05:09] Oh, okay. Bro don't even do that.

[01:05:11] Don't even do that I'm not even kidding.

[01:05:14] You're gonna cause a commotion.

[01:05:16] Bro bro oh dude. You're gonna cause a commotion. Bro, bro

[01:05:19] Oh, Jason why?

[01:05:23] Alright so what's in there that's like the

[01:05:25] hall where they sell stuff

[01:05:27] is that what it was? Oh hell yeah.

[01:05:29] This is my favorite thing!

[01:05:31] Nick you've never been to like anime

[01:05:33] No I don't know

[01:05:35] I've never been here in my life

[01:05:37] All I know is I'm seeing some jiggly bits, my guy.

[01:05:43] I see some titties.

[01:05:46] Don't show all the art because there might be TOS in there.

[01:05:51] But it's all good.

[01:05:53] Oh shit, we're fucking everything up.

[01:05:56] What's going on?

[01:05:59] Damn! Yo! Damn.

[01:06:01] Yo!

[01:06:04] I'm getting kind of horny, Hasan.

[01:06:06] What?

[01:06:08] This is not good.

[01:06:10] The plane's in Spain. Okay. Well he isn't speaking, what do I do?

[01:06:11] Okay buy a poster and drag off to it.

[01:06:14] Oh shit alright we gotta find a good one then.

[01:06:16] Okay.

[01:06:18] Oh wow.

[01:06:26] You guys don't mind us walking through these corners, right? Okay.

[01:06:27] Oh my God look at all the titties!

[01:06:30] Jesus Christ!

[01:06:31] It could not be that horny.

[01:06:32] Here. I'm going to go get some more of this. Okay. Jesus Christ! Dig, and now be back for it.

[01:06:33] Here. My tea is up real high.

[01:06:40] That was so loud.

[01:06:45] Oh shit we're at the end of this. That's so wild! Oh, oh shit, whatever it is. Yeah, yeah!

[01:06:47] You want to live in the fire?

[01:06:49] Then you fight for honesty and all that.

[01:06:52] Damn.

[01:07:01] Get him down to me. Oh shit. Oh shit, it's him.

[01:07:07] Awesome! Thank you! Appreciate ya!

[01:07:11] Bro, I think you even know who you are man.

[01:07:15] I did not think that it was real, Chris.

[01:07:17] I'm not gonna lie.

[01:07:21] You can take a picture of me too but you've been busy and haven't seen it though.

[01:07:24] No no!

[01:07:27] It's fucking right off the trunk.

[01:07:29] Oh that's true.

[01:07:33] Doesn't mean insecure.

[01:07:35] Why do you think it is? Because I'm so horny and sad.

[01:07:39] This is not the place to be for that.

[01:07:43] I think it's way cooler!

[01:07:48] Oh shit, that was crazy!

[01:07:58] Arthur can you smell this?

[01:08:00] Mr. Friend?

[01:08:01] Sure.

[01:08:02] Let's see if it works out.

[01:08:04] We got one shot at all.

[01:08:06] Alright.

[01:08:19] Make sure there is no left over problems. okay I could have just brought her here. Huh?

[01:08:22] No, it's...I'm just getting out of the way you know what I'm saying?

[01:08:26] Yeah he's a big time deal you know?

[01:08:31] Oh, that's one of the thing that's picking up. Surely.

[01:08:33] Yeah what's up?

[01:08:35] Thanks for watching guys!

[01:08:37] Nooooooo

[01:08:39] It's ok, it's ok Nick is in a different combo right now.

[01:08:43] What's the fourth D's name?

[01:08:49] Whatever my name is.

[01:08:52] Is that right?

[01:08:56] Yeah, yeah, no, that's right! That's right!

[01:09:00] What goes up and never comes down?

[01:09:04] You all must run and shit.

[01:09:06] Well, no.

[01:09:08] That's a word.

[01:09:10] What goes up?

[01:09:15] Smart guy. HP is an anime god.

[01:09:17] That's true, so his play isn't out here.

[01:09:19] What goes up?

[01:09:24] He never comes down. What's up? Oh, hi. Sorry we're... Hi!

[01:09:26] Sorry, we were doing a...

[01:09:28] Here, you wanna snap another one?

[01:09:30] Okay.

[01:09:32] You're a good friend. You're a good friend.

[01:09:34] Dummy!

[01:09:36] What about last time?

[01:09:37] Okay.

[01:09:38] I don't know.

[01:09:40] It's your age.

[01:09:42] Oh God!

[01:09:44] He just fuses... No, now you're old! You're not going to get this again. He's a huge-ish...

[01:09:45] No, no! You're O!

[01:09:47] It's always about you.

[01:09:49] It's in general.

[01:09:51] Nice meeting you guys.

[01:09:56] I'm like the one with the bigger head. Let's see what you got. Damn!

[01:10:04] Alright. We can try, but he is going. all right I got my son! Dude, I know it's your son.

[01:10:17] Oh my god!

[01:10:19] Oh shit!

[01:10:23] You want to snap it?

[01:10:25] Good? Yeah.

[01:10:30] Yeah, you too.

[01:10:34] Oh shit! I'm kinda famous Jack Sorry. No, it's not good.

[01:10:48] I'm kind of famous, Jack!

[01:10:50] Thank you.

[01:10:51] No problem, nice to meet you.

[01:10:52] Thanks for fucking...

[01:10:54] Yeah.

[01:10:55] Yeah.

[01:10:56] I can sit on the bucket?

[01:10:57] Sure.

[01:10:58] That's my cue.

[01:11:00] I'm a little scared!

[01:11:03] I didn't scare you that well.

[01:11:08] Nice to meet you.

[01:11:10] Do you want me to take a photo?

[01:11:12] Biggest hell, bro!

[01:11:14] This guy is awesome.

[01:11:19] Alright, thanks so much for your guys.

[01:11:21] You want one right? Last got the last one. The last one's for Cory Moody.

[01:11:25] Yo, what's up? How we doing?

[01:11:29] Chillin'. Nice to meet you.

[01:11:36] I forgot how I normally operate in these situations, like...

[01:11:39] That's what I wanna know!

[01:11:41] No! She's here. I'm alone.

[01:11:43] It's okay. Yep. Sorry!

[01:11:47] I'm coming.

[01:11:51] ... Bro, anime is so cool. Why is my man screaming?

[01:12:20] Oh, I know why.

[01:12:29] Oh my god!

[01:12:47] Now you have like the biggest dream. What are you getting? I'm just gonna search. You're gonna search?

[01:12:53] Holy shit!

[01:12:56] I told ya, I'm sure y'all can go to the dojo. Holy shit! I know, told you.

[01:13:01] Is the sound of my mic off?

[01:13:03] Oh no...

[01:13:06] Chat listen If you can hear only me we're in a sea of people. There's no way we can get to Hassan. The mic is gone.

[01:13:25] Yeah, his mic's off. You can see it there. See it?

[01:13:28] Wait did it fall on the ground?

[01:13:33] Oh no!

[01:13:36] Yo what's up? How we doing?

[01:13:38] Good. What's up? What's up dude? How we doing?

[01:13:39] Good man.

[01:13:40] Good, what's up?

[01:13:41] You chilling?

[01:13:42] Yeah just chilling man.

[01:13:43] Nice!

[01:13:44] What is this?

[01:13:45] Oh I'm long.

[01:13:46] From what?

[01:13:47] From One Piece.

[01:13:48] Oh okay.

[01:13:49] It's the Chippager Law, bro. Huh?

[01:13:50] The Trafalgar Law!

[01:13:51] How am I supposed to know?

[01:13:52] In fact...

[01:13:53] He's like...

[01:13:54] Oh are we having...?

[01:13:55] No it was just a little bit crazy for a second.

[01:13:58] The bag doesn't have sir.

[01:14:00] Was I yelling too much or something?

[01:14:01] No it's good.

[01:14:03] Sorry.

[01:14:05] Hassan we are fucking everything up around here.

[01:14:11] This is always new to me bro.

[01:14:13] All this shit's new to me.

[01:14:15] I'm just following around my son you know?

[01:14:18] It was nice meeting ya.

[01:14:19] Yeah, nice meeting you.

[01:14:20] Yes yes yes.

[01:14:21] Hey, nice meeting yes. Hey nice to meet you.

[01:14:24] What's going on man?

[01:14:25] Oh shit, keep looking at what we got.

[01:14:26] Sure.

[01:14:28] We're with Rob.

[01:14:30] I'm on my train right now.

[01:14:32] Okay it looks good. He called us fake ass celebrities. I don't know.

[01:14:35] He called us fake ass celebrities, I heard it. He's hating from the sidelines.

[01:14:39] I heard it.

[01:14:44] Space! space! Oh, space, space!

[01:14:46] Oh, space!

[01:14:52] It's hard to do. Yeah. I got to give it.

[01:15:01] Is the mic?

[01:15:08] Hello!

[01:15:09] Oh, it's the interference.

[01:15:10] What is going on?

[01:15:11] I don't know what you're talking about.

[01:15:12] I'm just trying to figure out where this is going.

[01:15:13] It's not working.

[01:15:14] It's not working. It's not working. It's the interference!

[01:15:24] Try to be closer to him. I've already tried that.

[01:15:27] It's the interference!

[01:15:35] Yeah, it is fucking awesome.

[01:15:40] Is my mic okay?

[01:15:46] We can switch mics okay Hold on, let me take a photo.

[01:16:16] Chad? How do I get his attention? Maybe... I'm going to go back and come up with a new vision. Yeah, I've already...

[01:16:20] Maybe you should like go get some lights and good...

[01:16:22] Yeah, surely.

[01:16:24] ...and pop them in the sun.

[01:16:26] Maybe just hide in this storm.

[01:16:41] We'll see what happens tonight. Well it's just like... That switch thing. Maybe I just didn't uh...

[01:16:43] I'll fix it.

[01:16:45] There are a lot of finger machines in here too.

[01:16:47] Can I take this one?

[01:17:11] I can tell! I should put him on this. Penal. Hi Okay Hi. Okay, is that better? Try to make me have it a little bit closer to your... like up here if you can.

[01:17:17] Oh okay.

[01:17:19] Yeah.

[01:17:21] You should be better.

[01:17:24] I thought it would be good to like slow secure it.

[01:17:33] You can put on the left side, or you could up with this graph.

[01:17:34] Yeah, can I just put this here for a second?

[01:17:36] It's better?

[01:17:37] Okay, I'm sorry.

[01:17:38] Is mine fucked too?

[01:17:39] I feel like we brought a lot of traffic here.

[01:17:42] Can you lower the water.

[01:17:44] No, it's good?

[01:17:50] I'm just trying to make sure everything is good here Chad.

[01:17:54] Okay we're good.

[01:17:56] Let's roll.

[01:17:58] Oh no he got it thank you.

[01:18:00] It's fine, alright.

[01:18:04] What's going on? I'm not getting in the middle of a fight um I'm looking at both, periodically.

[01:18:20] Oh thank you!

[01:18:23] Alright last one and And then I got to move.

[01:18:36] All right, let's So what are we supposed to do?

[01:18:45] Let me know when you're hungry

[01:18:46] Hungry? Oh, you ate You're hungry.

[01:18:49] Hungry?

[01:18:51] Oh you ate before right?

[01:18:53] You ate already? No, I'm not hungry anymore.

[01:18:56] How's anorexic for a little bit?

[01:18:58] I don't even know what that means bro.

[01:19:00] I'm not anorexic! Maybe? Where do you

[01:19:04] know me from? What?

[01:19:08] I thought it was You're welcome

[01:19:20] I did, I just used that Nice to meet you. What's up? Oh, thank you.

[01:19:21] Sure, sure.

[01:19:22] Let's do it.

[01:19:23] Thank you.

[01:19:24] Oh this is the food court.

[01:19:25] You can also sing up.

[01:19:26] Oh my god.

[01:19:27] Oh my gosh.

[01:19:28] Oh my gosh.

[01:19:29] Oh my gosh.

[01:19:30] Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh, this is the food court!

[01:19:31] You can also say no.

[01:19:33] Oh my god, that's crazy.

[01:19:38] Thank you. Dude, you're so stupid I watch it every day.

[01:19:41] It feels good when you get it done.

[01:19:45] Oh hey! Girls Watch.

[01:19:47] Oh damn. What's up guys?

[01:19:49] Nice to meet ya.

[01:19:53] Okay. Nice to meet you. Oh shit, my bad! What's going on?

[01:19:55] Yes yes yes

[01:19:57] Sorry for the delay.

[01:19:59] No don't worry about it.

[01:20:01] You're on risk in our... Oh my god this is getting kinda crazy. What do I want? I have too many katanas, plus I can't bring it back with me.

[01:20:05] So I'm trying to figure out what I wanna get...

[01:20:07] If you need to find something that I can buy Milena then she won't break up with me.

[01:20:10] My life dad is a mission.

[01:20:12] Goal oriented. Let's do it we are out here at dreamcon rgc world

[01:20:19] yeah to find nmp nick pollum himself the man of m make a legend. A piece

[01:20:25] of

[01:20:27] artifact that is so

[01:20:29] valuable that

[01:20:31] his wonderful girlfriend

[01:20:34] won't break up with him.

[01:20:35] That's what we need.

[01:20:37] Even though, you know...

[01:20:39] It's valid if she does.

[01:20:42] I'm kidding. You're at a glove now.

[01:20:47] Well, you're not wrong so...

[01:20:51] What does she like?

[01:20:55] She loves my black escalate

[01:20:59] anything I don't know what she likes I

[01:21:02] don't talk to her too much

[01:21:04] problem with it yeah I don't really know.

[01:21:10] Man this is all so cool!

[01:21:12] I didn't know people would fuck with anime this hard man.

[01:21:14] Well I guess I did but I've never seen it in person.

[01:21:16] You've never seen people fuck with enemies?

[01:21:19] Oh, I've never been to an enemy con! Like everyone's all dressed up and...

[01:21:23] It's like they're live.

[01:21:25] Yeah yeah sure.

[01:21:28] This all good.

[01:21:31] There you go, nice meeting ya.

[01:21:33] Oh shit my bad.

[01:21:39] Oh my god! I see that. Yeah!

[01:21:40] I see that.

[01:21:41] I'm gonna go get a drink.

[01:21:42] I'm gonna go get a drink.

[01:21:44] What do you got over here?

[01:21:46] What are we working with?

[01:21:48] You like One Piece?

[01:21:50] I love One Piece. Well, I got lots of One Piece! I see that.

[01:21:52] I see that.

[01:21:55] So what are you...you have shirts?

[01:21:57] I still need a shirt.

[01:21:59] Uh, okay.

[01:22:02] You've got tank tops. I guess a film my girlfriend was kind of like crazy.

[01:22:04] Want to see a picture of her?

[01:22:06] Yeah!

[01:22:08] This is crazy.

[01:22:10] That is...

[01:22:14] What was going on when you made this?

[01:22:19] This is objectively untrue. She's like 6'2". True. I just saw that!

[01:22:23] She's like 6'2".

[01:22:25] And angry.

[01:22:27] It's a magazine cover.

[01:22:32] I think this is my oldest favorite character, I think is Buggy. Yeah?

[01:22:32] At least that's what Matt said.

[01:22:44] Oh! That's crazy!

[01:22:48] Alright, we're done.

[01:22:52] Okay, I love these. What's up? How we doing, dog?

[01:22:54] Good.

[01:22:55] You alright?

[01:22:56] Yeah.

[01:22:57] He has Afro Louvre!

[01:22:59] Oh yeah, that's you!

[01:23:01] I love it!

[01:23:03] Okay, no worries.

[01:23:04] We got one now but yeah good looking.

[01:23:07] Hey alright.

[01:23:09] I know.

[01:23:12] You'll still be watching already.

[01:23:14] Let's fucking go. I mean he is light skidding. You should be watching already. He's like light skinned.

[01:23:16] I mean he is light skinned, but

[01:23:18] you made him more

[01:23:20] light-skinned.

[01:23:22] He's such a fuckboy look at this

[01:23:26] Look I love all of you, this is sick.

[01:23:29] Okay uh...

[01:23:31] How do we uh...

[01:23:33] How are we doing?

[01:23:35] Yeah let's go over here so we can get the fuck out of the way.

[01:23:40] How are we doing?

[01:23:42] We're doing good.

[01:23:43] You from like this area?

[01:23:44] No worries.

[01:23:45] We're from San Antonio.

[01:23:46] Close enough. Uh... I'm gonna have to get you a sign. No worries. We're from San Antonio. Closing up.

[01:23:50] Amazing!

[01:23:54] What is it, Candaceated Design?

[01:23:56] Okay there you go chat. I actually missed

[01:23:59] that pull.

[01:24:03] That was a long time ago.

[01:24:07] Oh here, here. This is like and uh...

[01:24:08] or six hundred

[01:24:09] this is like

[01:24:10] if it's not yaoi, it's like sea smell

[01:24:12] yeah

[01:24:13] tasteful

[01:24:14] it doesn't go too hard

[01:24:18] appreciate it.

[01:24:20] Yeah, alright thank you.

[01:24:24] Awesome

[01:24:26] Nice to meet you as well

[01:24:28] Alright That's a good deal as well. Alright, I'm already...

[01:24:33] I'm starting. This is like once you break the seal it's like this.

[01:24:38] You buy one thing and then all of a sudden

[01:24:43] you find yourself going on a fucking...

[01:24:47] But I had to do that.

[01:24:49] I had to do that.

[01:24:53] I'm pretty famous, man. I know dude!

[01:24:54] Of course you are!

[01:24:56] How'd I do it?

[01:24:58] I don't know how you live like this.

[01:25:01] They try and stop you all the time.

[01:25:05] How we doing?

[01:25:09] Oh, yeah?

[01:25:11] Discord user! Discord user! Discord user!

[01:25:13] Yes!

[01:25:17] Wait who's that? In the discord.

[01:25:21] Sorry Yeah I'm sorry. Yeah...

[01:25:26] Thank you for watching, nice to meet you.

[01:25:30] Yes I am!

[01:25:36] Sorry.

[01:25:37] Okay, were you just giving it to me?

[01:25:39] That's me on both now.

[01:25:41] Damn, I thought you were going to shoot straight up and give this to me off rip.

[01:25:45] Let's take it. Okay.

[01:25:47] How old are you?

[01:25:48] Oh, it's from left to right.

[01:25:50] Congrats!

[01:25:51] Oh, it is right to left.

[01:25:54] You ain't even close, dawg.

[01:26:00] Okay! Nice to meet you man, thank you.

[01:26:04] I'm not Hassan, y'know?

[01:26:07] Hell yeah!

[01:26:15] Alright, let's get to work. What's going on? Let's grab a good bikini.

[01:26:21] You can see another one. Yes!

[01:26:23] You too.

[01:26:28] Thank you Mark Last one. Alright, last one!

[01:26:36] Nice and easy. You're too tall!

[01:26:41] Alright, let's keep moving.

[01:26:47] What's up?

[01:26:55] I want to go...

[01:26:57] Let's just go through here, It is easier to cut through here for now

[01:27:06] I see other big towering security dudes and I'm like all right we gotta probably step away from

[01:27:11] there Oh, my God. Except for a little kid, Arthur.

[01:27:37] I think that was a little kid.

[01:27:41] Was that a kid? There's some stuff here.

[01:27:43] That was the kid, right?

[01:27:45] I'm gonna check this out.

[01:27:51] It's nice to meet you.

[01:27:52] It's a princess!

[01:27:53] Yeah, of course.

[01:27:55] I would have never thought to find one here.

[01:28:00] Alright.

[01:28:02] Nice to meet you.

[01:28:04] What's up? You wanna take a photo?

[01:28:06] Yeah.

[01:28:09] It is me, I am Masaak.

[01:28:11] You want to take a photo?

[01:28:13] Alright. What are you rocking right now?

[01:28:19] Okay. Hell yeah!

[01:28:23] Alright, where's your phone?

[01:28:24] It's right here.

[01:28:25] You want to take a photo?

[01:28:26] Sure.

[01:28:27] Alright let's do it.

[01:28:34] Nice to meet you, man.

[01:28:36] Have a good convention.

[01:28:38] What's going on?

[01:28:40] I'm the other half of the mascot even though you're playing for the different teams.

[01:28:42] Oh are you?

[01:28:44] Just the A&P mascot?

[01:28:46] Okay.

[01:28:47] Yeah of course!

[01:28:51] How we doing?

[01:28:54] Hi.

[01:28:56] You're a street model, aren't you?

[01:28:57] Yeah, perfect.

[01:28:59] Alright, I thought you were telling them about me.

[01:29:01] I wish I was.

[01:29:03] Bro, Malaya's like up here for a reason.

[01:29:05] Thank you, good to see ya.

[01:29:14] Good to see ya. Alright last one. Last one I want to take a look at what's going on.

[01:29:26] Oh, that photo about the fuck out of that one?

[01:29:28] Oh yeah.

[01:29:31] This will help.

[01:29:38] Any one of these says I'm sorry about Justin Bieber.

[01:29:44] That's crazy!

[01:29:48] I don't even have a vinyl player, but I still kind of want to get one.

[01:29:53] Oh shit! I don't know how to pack it.

[01:29:56] Yeah that is obviously...

[01:29:58] Well let's see if there's something in here that is too crazy I might just end up getting it regardless.

[01:30:03] Just match the gathering cards.

[01:30:05] What bunch of magic cards you guys got?

[01:30:07] Uh yeah we've got loose packs down there and sealed stuff up there.

[01:30:13] We didn't bring any seals this week but we have a bunch of sealants now.

[01:30:16] I got you. Cool.

[01:30:34] Good luck JJ! Oh, there's all this old stuff. Yeah.

[01:30:35] 69 bucks?

[01:30:36] This is our generation.

[01:30:37] Right where is the camera?

[01:30:38] Right there?

[01:30:39] Back there.

[01:30:40] Okay.

[01:30:41] How much was a Game Boy when it came out?

[01:30:44] Bro I don't remember

[01:30:46] Maybe 50 bucks?

[01:30:48] Someone stole my Game Boy Color

[01:30:50] Really? And the Pokemon Yellow that I had in there

[01:30:52] No one ever stole from me because I'd heard them.

[01:30:55] Yeah, I mean, I didn't know who

[01:30:56] stole it because it happened when I was in the

[01:30:58] bowling alley. Oh, see, I would never have gotten

[01:31:00] pumped up with other people like that.

[01:31:02] That doesn't say smart.

[01:31:04] Look at that! Yu-Gi-Oh cards? Pokemon cards?

[01:31:07] Yeah this is sick.

[01:31:10] Look at the whole stack.

[01:31:12] Do you fuck with magic?

[01:31:14] Yes I love Nets Together. look at this bro isn't this like

[01:31:17] oh a lot of the benches cars they look very old i feel like isn't that good pull

[01:31:20] and you can get like a crazy pull out of this yeah if you know what's in there.

[01:31:35] That's hilarious! Really? Am I funny enough that you ever watch my stream in the morning before Hasan goes live?

[01:31:39] Am I funny enough for that, Chad?

[01:31:41] What?

[01:31:42] No, I'm just talking to them.

[01:31:45] What are they saying?

[01:31:46] They said I was funny. You ARE funny. What are they saying?

[01:31:48] They said I was funny.

[01:31:50] You ARE funny.

[01:31:54] There's like a 5, 10, 20 second delay on there.

[01:31:56] Hasan has to buy me a box of...

[01:31:59] Bloomboro. It's a new set, I think, coming out.

[01:32:02] I'm not gonna do that.

[01:32:05] Time for you buddy.

[01:32:07] Someone said bro is not funny.

[01:32:08] Me?

[01:32:09] Doug's.

[01:32:10] And now they're saying funny looking.

[01:32:11] Got him.

[01:32:12] Dude, Doug fucking owning you now.

[01:32:13] I'm just gonna cry myself to sleep, chat.

[01:32:14] Is that what you guys want?

[01:32:15] Yeah.

[01:32:17] Tell Asani do a fun shit on another day, war might be starting?

[01:32:21] Wait what?

[01:32:22] Wait wait wait wait!

[01:32:23] What war?

[01:32:24] Dude I don't even fucking know.

[01:32:26] Honestly it's like annoying because anytime I'm not fully locked in...

[01:32:32] We can turn this into a stream that you could go sit down at the hotel and just let it run.

[01:32:37] How?

[01:32:38] You just go sit down at the hotel, bring up your laptop and do your thing.

[01:32:40] I don't have a laptop with me.

[01:32:41] Oh, we'd have to go to Best Buy first.

[01:32:46] Guys, don't fuck with him like that.

[01:32:47] It's too real every time bro,

[01:32:49] every time it is real. Aw dude, I love Every time. It is real. Oh, dude.

[01:32:51] I love you.

[01:32:52] Get him.

[01:32:52] Dude.

[01:32:53] Get Milena like a plushie.

[01:32:55] Oh, that wouldn't help me.

[01:32:56] No?

[01:32:57] No.

[01:32:57] Why?

[01:32:58] Items...

[01:32:58] I think she likes diamonds.

[01:33:03] Can we get some diamonds here? Maybe

[01:33:05] Oh, I got these from

[01:33:07] uh... Holy shit!

[01:33:09] These are $250?!

[01:33:11] Bro Meung gave three of $280?

[01:33:19] Bro, Meeung gave three of these to me for my birthday and I did not know they were 250 a pop. That's crazy

[01:33:23] What? Like yesterday. Okay, well yeah. Like two days ago literally she got me one of these.

[01:33:24] You can do it.

[01:33:25] There you go.

[01:33:26] I'm going to try and get the other side.

[01:33:27] Oh my gosh.

[01:33:28] It's so hard.

[01:33:29] I don't know if that works or not.

[01:33:30] I think we're good.

[01:33:31] We're good.

[01:33:32] I think we're good.

[01:33:33] I think we're good. I think we're good. I think we're good. You can do it. There you go.

[01:33:35] One piece.

[01:33:43] Spoilers!

[01:33:45] I also actually decided to go Italian or something, so that was pretty good.

[01:33:47] At least you got the taste for a prime right?

[01:33:49] Yeah, maybe I'm Italian

[01:33:51] I just don't speak English.

[01:33:55] Are these any good?

[01:33:57] Do you know your cards?

[01:33:58] The old stuff.

[01:34:01] We have

[01:34:02] old badges, we don't have them on the board.

[01:34:04] Yeah.

[01:34:07] We get some neogen Genesis, you know?

[01:34:10] Dude card games are wild like...

[01:34:12] There's a massive community I don't understand it

[01:34:15] You know what there is a massive community with too?

[01:34:16] What?

[01:34:17] Fucking board games, dude!

[01:34:18] Board games are hella fun you don't play them.

[01:34:20] I-I don't really play that much

[01:34:21] Yo, I love board games

[01:34:22] Like for me board games are like Risk

[01:34:25] And then

[01:34:26] It's Risk coming here Fuck yo It's a tier list like wrist? And then, what the fuck yo.

[01:34:28] It's a tier list.

[01:34:32] Okay so you want...

[01:34:34] Is this your list already or can I change it?

[01:34:36] You can change it.

[01:34:37] This is the G-Con.

[01:34:39] Okay, oh you give me

[01:34:41] another mic. Is that going to interfere with ours?

[01:34:43] Okay, um

[01:34:45] S tier... Wait, I don't even

[01:34:47] know who that guy is. That's Isaac Bleach. Oh, I don't even know who that guy is. That's Isaac Bleach.

[01:34:49] Oh, I don't watch Bleach.

[01:34:51] And I'm not caught up with Naruto

[01:34:53] so I don't know...

[01:34:57] You could change the up, these characters.

[01:34:59] Yeah I feel like Zoro deserves to be S tier for sure.

[01:35:03] Go Flamingo definitely has tier.

[01:35:05] Easy lock.

[01:35:06] Don't know about fucking Shanks?

[01:35:08] What the fuck?

[01:35:11] What the fuck? What the fuck?

[01:35:15] Who did that?

[01:35:17] That's a wild decision

[01:35:20] No, I haven't caught up a wild decision. Shanks went from F-tier to S-tier?

[01:35:21] No,

[01:35:21] I mean,

[01:35:23] I haven't caught up.

[01:35:23] I'm on Last Act of Wano

[01:35:25] but so far

[01:35:26] he's being sus

[01:35:28] like he's talking

[01:35:29] to the fucking

[01:35:29] big government

[01:35:30] and I don't know Nico Robin robbed at A tier but

[01:35:33] I guess like it kind of makes sense. I'm personally a fan of pre-time skip Nico Robin

[01:35:39] on the animated series because that was like, she was like Guy and Eve

[01:35:42] in my mind.

[01:35:43] Like,

[01:35:44] in my head canon

[01:35:44] that was Nico Robin

[01:35:45] who wasn't like

[01:35:46] super pale.

[01:35:49] Miss All Sunday

[01:35:50] is the best version

[01:35:51] of Nico Robin

[01:35:52] hands down. That's S tier best version of Nico Robin.

[01:35:55] Hands down, that's S tier, A tier Nico Robin.

[01:35:56] That's fine.

[01:36:00] Kakashi Sensei, I think A tier for sure.

[01:36:01] What the fuck does he say?

[01:36:02] Let's see what the... I don't even know what these are.

[01:36:03] Wait, what is that?

[01:36:05] That's already made from Bleach.

[01:36:06] Those are two Bleach characters.

[01:36:07] Oh those are Bleach characters?

[01:36:08] And that's Naruto.

[01:36:09] That's not Naruto.

[01:36:10] Okay...

[01:36:13] Dude, Trafalgar Law is not B tier.

[01:36:15] Okay? That's also wrong!

[01:36:19] I'm taking this off.

[01:36:21] I'm putting my man where he belongs.

[01:36:24] Yes dude! Are you kidding me?! put him on Man Where He Belongs, okay? Yes, dude.

[01:36:25] Are you kidding me? That's crazy

[01:36:27] that someone put him on B tier.

[01:36:29] And like even Sabo is getting cooked

[01:36:31] out here on B tier. He's supposed to be

[01:36:33] A tier easy.

[01:36:35] Wait, who is that guy?

[01:36:38] That's Kempadji from Bleach

[01:36:40] Oh he's another Bleach guy

[01:36:42] I don't want him so I'm going to take him off

[01:36:44] We saw where he belongs

[01:36:47] Alright let's samba back up.

[01:36:49] I'm not mad.

[01:36:51] What do you have in there? Let me see what you got.

[01:36:53] It's all random.

[01:36:55] Pull one for me. I'm gonna pull one.

[01:36:56] Can I put one?

[01:36:57] Yeah.

[01:36:59] Oh!

[01:37:01] Are you serious?!

[01:37:03] Okay well...

[01:37:05] No, I don't know who that is.

[01:37:07] You don't know who this is? This is the goat!

[01:37:09] It's monkey-dee Luffy!

[01:37:10] I mean wait what it is...

[01:37:11] It's crazy!

[01:37:13] It's like...

[01:37:14] I'm gonna take him home.

[01:37:17] Yes sir! Yes sir! I'm taking them off.

[01:37:23] I mean, come on! It's weekly.

[01:37:27] Alright, that's...I don't want to take up more of your time on this thing.

[01:37:28] I just needed to fix it, because like...

[01:37:30] Like, I don't know...

[01:37:31] No!

[01:37:32] No!

[01:37:34] Give me another one.

[01:37:35] Give me another phone.

[01:37:36] Wait wait wait!

[01:37:40] Oh, we I put that back in?

[01:37:44] Is that old Naruto or some shit? What is that?

[01:37:51] Okay. No, that's a medium tone. But he's all-around as an A. Okay! Horochimaru?

[01:37:55] I don't think he has S tier status

[01:37:59] He's like a decent villain. I'll put him at B tier.

[01:38:01] All right that's all I got.

[01:38:02] All right well, here you go.

[01:38:06] Hi!

[01:38:08] Oh my god!

[01:38:09] Of course.

[01:38:10] Thank you!

[01:38:12] Also happy belated birthday!

[01:38:14] Thank you so much!

[01:38:16] I need to get out of here.

[01:38:20] Help me! Help me! I love him. Look at how happy he is!

[01:38:28] I wish it was him. Oh my god.

[01:38:37] They don't know who the fuck I am!

[01:38:41] Oh, that's normal. Everybody does that. Don't worry about it.

[01:38:44] How we doing? Chillin', brother.

[01:38:46] We're looking out for you guys.

[01:38:48] I know.

[01:38:55] Alright. Oh yeah, sure. Alright? Yeah, that's right!

[01:38:57] Okay, sure.

[01:39:01] There it is.

[01:39:03] Thank you. Let'm going to try it. You're only 33!

[01:39:04] Thank you for saying that.

[01:39:05] Alright, let's go that way.

[01:39:06] Okay last one.

[01:39:07] There is a lot of commie on here.

[01:39:08] Oh my gosh.

[01:39:09] I don't know what this is.

[01:39:10] It looks like a Alright, let's go that way. Okay last one! There is a lot of commie money here.

[01:39:18] I can tell it's crazy.

[01:39:22] Oh, I have motion.

[01:39:24] That's what the kids say.

[01:39:26] I have motion. That's what the kids say. I have motion, I got horror.

[01:39:29] We gotta keep walking, I'm sorry.

[01:39:31] Oh yeah you look familiar! How is things going? You enjoying the con?

[01:39:34] Nice! Damn he just got hooked up like that yeah sick

[01:39:38] yeah catch you later what's going on man

[01:39:44] i'm balling i I'm playin' in the Creator League. Fuck this, fuck it.

[01:39:52] They got RDC World merchandise?

[01:39:54] Wait, Hasan was that board, that tier list only from Naruto?

[01:39:57] No there was uh...there was One Piece characters and then Gord, that tier list only from Naruto? No. There was one

[01:39:59] of these characters and then there's Bleach

[01:40:01] and then there's Naruto.

[01:40:03] I was wondering why wasn't the cousin from Elf & Lied

[01:40:05] who had the incest fetish...

[01:40:07] Why wasn't she on that? I don't even know what that is.

[01:40:09] You don't watch anime then?

[01:40:11] I don't watch anime like you watch anime.

[01:40:14] You're literally the guy...

[01:40:16] Wait, you didn't even watch entry level anime and, you just skipped it for the weird shit?

[01:40:19] Yeah that's the one I watched.

[01:40:20] Me and Chan.

[01:40:21] That's insane!

[01:40:23] It was good.

[01:40:24] What's going on?

[01:40:25] You wanna take a photo?

[01:40:26] Sure.

[01:40:27] Alright snap a good one.

[01:40:28] Give me, give me the hand and life right? Press 1.

[01:40:37] You tell the cousin with the incest? Alright.

[01:40:49] You hungry?

[01:40:51] Oh, he's hungry.

[01:40:53] Oh shit!

[01:40:55] That's pretty cool.

[01:40:58] Alright there we see these guys.

[01:41:03] Did you pull up to that? Yeah

[01:41:05] Oh, thanks

[01:41:18] I'm going to push it I kind of need a backpack. Should I get a Pokemon backpack?

[01:41:19] I don't know if I want a Pokemon backpack though.

[01:41:24] But, I do need one!

[01:41:26] I DO need a backpack!

[01:41:28] What do we think?

[01:41:30] Chat... Should I lock that down?

[01:41:35] Kai... Should I lock the Pokemon backpack down or should I wait for something else? Maybe there's a-

[01:41:39] Yo, yo what you seein'?

[01:41:41] What you doin', what you seein'?

[01:41:43] Whatcha mean, what's goin' on?

[01:41:45] Monday! Monday Tom London's out! I don't know what's going on. What you mean? Run, man!

[01:41:47] Toma is out here with all these.

[01:41:49] What's up, bro? Nice to meet you.

[01:41:51] Toma.

[01:41:53] Who's been in the game? You've been given a gun!

[01:41:56] Come on!

[01:41:58] You might go all in on it.

[01:42:00] He's got your hand, he's got your hand!

[01:42:02] Yeah!

[01:42:10] All right! What is happening? I'm a political commentator, normally. That's what I do.

[01:42:17] I talk about politics.

[01:42:19] I'm here to ball!

[01:42:23] Yeah, we'll be at the Creator League.

[01:42:26] I'll check that out later.

[01:42:27] All right.

[01:42:28] See you guys there.

[01:42:40] That's how you say I dodged that and gave it to you? Wait, why?

[01:42:41] You were talking at me first.

[01:42:42] I didn't know what was going on.

[01:42:43] Got scared.

[01:42:44] Gave it to you.

[01:42:45] I think its Tokyo Revengers right?

[01:42:46] I don't know what that means.

[01:42:47] It's an anime.

[01:42:48] They're like a gang. Oh anime, they're like a gang

[01:42:51] A gang? There was a gang?!

[01:42:53] Like in the anime

[01:42:57] In the anime they they're like... You scared me man.

[01:42:59] They fight people.

[01:43:00] That was sick.

[01:43:01] I haven't really watched it.

[01:43:02] Oh, the phrasing.

[01:43:04] Oh, they got hype land shit here too?

[01:43:07] Oh my god.

[01:43:09] Well, I got scared there for a second.

[01:43:13] Oh yeah, of course!

[01:43:15] She said can I get a picture with Nick?

[01:43:19] Oh you want both of us. I thought you just wanted Nick. I was excited.

[01:43:21] Come on! Yeah.

[01:43:27] Thank you!

[01:43:31] Hi!

[01:43:33] You want a picture?

[01:43:34] Of course.

[01:43:40] Thank you so much!

[01:43:41] Thank you for watching guys.

[01:43:43] Nice to meet ya.

[01:43:45] Hand on hip? I have learned the tab.

[01:43:48] I have learned from the hand on the hip.

[01:43:51] I get it.

[01:43:53] I can't wait, I can't wait. I get it. I get it.

[01:43:59] Nice to meet you, thank you for watching!

[01:44:01] Alright let's do this

[01:44:05] What is this?

[01:44:07] So HypeLand does like streetwear style

[01:44:12] Like it's fashion It's higher fashion than you would expect for like

[01:44:17] Anime stuff they do look very cool anime collage got it

[01:44:22] And this one is a long piece one so now I kinda know.

[01:44:27] Wait, do we buy this up here or no?

[01:44:33] Do we buy this up here or no?

[01:44:36] Okay.

[01:44:39] Oh my god!

[01:44:41] What's going on?

[01:44:43] Hassan.

[01:44:45] Bro, what is that the fucking chopper thing? I mean, Hasan.

[01:44:49] Bro what is this? A fucking chopper belt?

[01:44:51] Oh my god!

[01:44:55] This is actually not for sale at the moment.

[01:44:57] You think I'm breaking your heart now? Watch this!

[01:44:59] The shirt rest is the best buy, it's not for sale at the moment.

[01:45:02] It's a sample and it is a person.

[01:45:04] If I were on one side, the shirts would have been on the other side. Well you are selling this hard but I'm on the west side. You're from the other side.

[01:45:07] Well you were selling this arm but I can't even buy it!

[01:45:09] So what's up? Sell this stuff?

[01:45:11] Yes, this stuff is actually on sale.

[01:45:12] I do have to place an available amount in my shop

[01:45:14] and I got shirts available for you tonight.

[01:45:16] Shirts look important too. Shirt looks nice. This is the only one available tonight. This is the only one available tonight.

[01:45:21] I know who you guys are.

[01:45:25] These are the only ones you have available though?

[01:45:30] Yeah, what it does

[01:45:39] what about that? What about the brook rolling? None of that. That's not a look, that's actually a surface.

[01:45:41] I mean a tapestry.

[01:45:42] A tapestry?

[01:45:43] Yeah, that's a tapestry. It's an infrastructure moment at all.

[01:45:46] All this is sample work with wood systems done out of the ground

[01:45:49] but it wants to serve the building. I just assembled it with a 22-ton, not a V8.

[01:45:52] He's like show me all this cool shit I can't buy!

[01:45:55] Hey bro, I gotta show off my car!

[01:45:56] Dude that's crazy!

[01:45:58] You need to see the back undergrowth of brake and brake.

[01:46:01] Oh my god, this is so dope

[01:46:03] You got the Don Finito

[01:46:07] Got the Vontag suit

[01:46:14] You got the Franky shirt Another one back. Oh no, this one I don't even like chopper like that.

[01:46:17] I don't like sharpers either but this shit goes so good.

[01:46:20] It's so sick!

[01:46:33] He's got the trans flag pattern Jeff. but this goes so crazy it's so sick I think the bottom leg is tight enough if you want to.

[01:46:37] This will bring a workout here, I highly recommend it. You're gonna steal it!

[01:46:39] I believe this is 10% low.

[01:46:41] No no, it's too hot right now. I am looking for a shirt but you don't have any Doflamingo shirts.

[01:46:46] I did! That was actually somewhere on the enemy expo.

[01:46:51] For that moment these are all my shirts that go out there. Oh, man.

[01:47:05] I love both! It's the front! Oh yes it is the front oh yes that's the point

[01:47:16] yeah but yours looks way more distressed Like I said, we did drop the Anime Expo and they did sell out the Anime Expo. So it was something that went really wrong for us right here.

[01:47:19] And look at our first-person ad where they sent us one piece.

[01:47:28] I'm gonna be i'm gonna be looking out for those

[01:47:49] no i i do already i i i'm familiar with Highland. Oh, there you are. I was just resting.

[01:47:50] Oh, you were resting?

[01:47:51] Yeah, I was resting the car.

[01:47:52] Well, I was thinking about that and I'm like...

[01:47:54] Hi!

[01:47:55] Of course!

[01:47:56] I was thinking about that and I was like, damn maybe I should be laying low a little bit.

[01:48:03] I'm exerting myself before the game but it'll be fine I think.

[01:48:07] It's called adrenaline brother's that shit? Adrenaline.

[01:48:09] Yeah yeah yeah.

[01:48:11] It'll be fine, it's going on. See dude, that's a great fit man those pants are crazy!

[01:48:17] Dude Trafalgar Law by my estimation, I don't know what it is but like One Piece's live

[01:48:28] action show runnerner, Matt.

[01:48:31] My friend.

[01:48:32] He's black.

[01:48:33] Oh he loves the Conger Law and

[01:48:35] puts the Conger Law in like a

[01:48:37] spiritually black character category

[01:48:39] And every time I go to anime expos,

[01:48:41] obviously they're not like this normally. It's mostly white people

[01:48:45] but any time you see a black person at an anime expo

[01:48:49] they probably fuck with Trafalgar Law. I don't know what it is

[01:48:52] I am learning so much today

[01:48:54] The Chafalgar law is incredible, I love him

[01:48:56] This is all a different world to me

[01:48:58] Yeah

[01:49:00] I need to go to like FeetCat or something I'd be able to fit in there but here it's like...

[01:49:04] God damn.

[01:49:06] Crazy! Show pants? Oh yeah can you show the average pant for me?

[01:49:12] Like that's crazy did you buy this or did you make it?

[01:49:15] They're sick, they're crazy

[01:49:19] Damn

[01:49:21] Let's go

[01:49:24] Good minute Alright Let's go. Good to meet me. Alright, let's keep going here.

[01:49:26] How about... what are you giving away today?

[01:49:30] Something like this.

[01:49:32] Oh! This is a good one!

[01:49:37] What does it say?

[01:49:39] Chozo's Temple? I don't know what that is.

[01:49:41] Imagine Milena in this chat...

[01:49:43] Wait no, do not imagine my girlfriend wearing anything you sick fucks. No, don't imagine her naked either

[01:49:49] Stop stop thinking about it. Stop

[01:49:51] Stop

[01:49:53] What I just fucked up. I fucked up, I fucked up.

[01:49:56] Let it go.

[01:49:58] You guys want to pick a photo?

[01:50:00] Okay let's do it.

[01:50:02] This area is good, it's like less crowded and less crazy. less Yeah, of course thank you Thank you for watching. Thank you. What's going on?

[01:50:27] I don't know where you're saying, man.

[01:50:43] Appreciate it. Thanks for watching.

[01:50:50] Of course! Damn. Thank you, how are we going?

[01:50:55] Hassan's a famous dude.

[01:51:02] I think he is almost as famous as Donald Trump himself

[01:51:10] Hey! Yeah, I can get it. Right!

[01:51:13] Thank you so much.

[01:51:18] Would you rather have a dinner with Donald Trump or Assad?

[01:51:21] What?

[01:51:23] I was just asking the question.

[01:51:25] Yeah

[01:51:28] You can get something like this

[01:51:30] Oh wow!

[01:51:32] Who wants a GTR?

[01:51:36] You want it as the GT-R?

[01:51:38] Yes! What size are you?

[01:51:43] XL, L. No L

[01:51:46] But like for Milena she can wear it as a good night shirt

[01:51:50] Alright can we get this in an XL

[01:51:53] Yo this is so sick.

[01:51:55] What the fuck?

[01:52:01] How much are the shirts? Forty.

[01:52:04] Forty, okay. So when you get a second shirt that's how they lock you in.

[01:52:08] Why do you need to get a second shirt so with an $80 purchase you can get another free one?

[01:52:18] You have this card and then... I'll probably just get another free one of yours. Let's just get this one.

[01:52:20] I'll buy it, you say that was 40 bucks?

[01:52:21] I got it.

[01:52:22] You're paying for it?!

[01:52:23] Yeah dude, you're on my street!

[01:52:24] Oh my street!

[01:52:24] Oh my god!

[01:52:25] Thank you.

[01:52:27] Yeah of course.

[01:52:29] It happens to be $40.

[01:52:32] Come on dude don't pay for it!

[01:52:34] No no no no no It's. But let's take a photo. I'll still buy the shirt.

[01:52:41] Shit, I'll take it for free.

[01:52:44] Oh yeah, nice view.

[01:52:51] This is Iron Mountain?

[01:52:54] That's another GTR! Wait that's Iron Mountain?! Yeah, but obviously, Jason's got a new shirt over there as well.

[01:52:57] Wait, that's Iron Mouse?

[01:52:59] Yeah!

[01:53:00] I didn't know!

[01:53:02] We don't have Best Buy for you. You can find my Best Buy from the Iron Mouse desk. Oh, hell yeah!

[01:53:12] Do you want to take a photo first?

[01:53:19] It's all about his business. Yeah, he wanted to give it to me for free.

[01:53:27] Free stuff.

[01:53:35] He doesn't have free stuff.

[01:53:38] There you go. You can put it in the bag? Uh, no you can put it in there.

[01:53:40] There ya go!

[01:53:42] You don't have like tote bags or anything right?

[01:53:46] So...

[01:53:48] There's bags over there like actual bags but have you seen any other salesman like sell

[01:53:53] bags like real bad yeah yo what's up i've only seen yes sir Give me two seconds to get it.

[01:54:04] I'm gonna keep searching for it.

[01:54:10] Oh yeah, we're hanging out with Hassan today. Big boy!

[01:54:12] I still love you more man I appreciate it

[01:54:15] Perfect, yeah

[01:54:18] You can always try

[01:54:20] He might say yes, he might say no

[01:54:22] Are you just gonna have to pass him over? He might say yes, he might say no.

[01:54:29] You're brawling my man!

[01:54:32] Is that a custom colour?

[01:54:39] Those are sick.

[01:54:41] Oh you want me to, okay.

[01:54:45] I'm gonna take a photo with her and uh, I got one.

[01:54:48] Bro this is awesome!

[01:54:51] No don't worry I got you. Oh my god.

[01:55:04] Of course, it's incredible. Really?

[01:55:06] Oh my god!

[01:55:08] Alright what have we got here?

[01:55:11] We've got something, we've got something.

[01:55:16] I like yellow is that a cool color? I like yellow too.

[01:55:19] Red's cool too...

[01:55:20] I mean they are all cool

[01:55:22] I can do red if you do yellow we don't want to take all the yellows

[01:55:25] I have one Oh okay then i you do yellow we don't want to take all the yellows oh okay these are awesome thank

[01:55:32] you so much absolutely I'm gonna get this one.

[01:55:36] Oh yeah, cool.

[01:55:37] Thank you, this is awesome!

[01:55:39] I can carry that too if you want it.

[01:55:41] Yeah, thank you so much.

[01:55:45] I love free stuff.

[01:55:48] You think about this guy, he's school, he's a nice guy.

[01:55:50] Yeah for sure.

[01:55:56] We're actually asking all those people to show our video back there.

[01:55:58] Nice to meet you.

[01:56:00] Oh, this is so fucking cool.

[01:56:03] I love free stuff.

[01:56:04] I'm talking raw fire right now.

[01:56:06] Free stuff's the best!

[01:56:07] Thank you, Asan for the shirt.

[01:56:09] I'm gonna give it to Milena.

[01:56:13] She's gonna come back, we're gonna make out and then we'll have kids.

[01:56:17] What's going on man? No thank you

[01:56:22] What's up man

[01:56:24] What are you wearing, that's sick

[01:56:31] Let's go I just want it. There you go.

[01:56:35] Do you wanna take a photo?

[01:56:41] You need a drink, Mr. Arthur? I can take it for ya! Oh with me?

[01:56:45] No if you want to just take it. I can take it, I can be in it

[01:56:49] Alright, you ready?

[01:56:55] I got the fits in there.

[01:56:56] All of them.

[01:56:57] Oh yeah.

[01:57:01] You look good.

[01:57:07] I am a fan of these brakes.

[01:57:11] Oh nice! Well I...

[01:57:13] I don't know how I'm gonna ship it.

[01:57:21] He's one shot in the whole bottle. You want to take a photo as well?

[01:57:24] What's happening?

[01:57:28] I don't know, what are we doing?

[01:57:30] Oh, I thought you were waiting to take a photo

[01:57:34] Hi! oh i thought you were waiting to take a photo hi hi

[01:57:45] i hope i don't i hope when i lay you guys down. You have computers? Yeah, but he didn't know

[01:57:47] how it was called. Like he didn't know

[01:57:49] how to fill in.

[01:57:55] Oh cool!

[01:57:57] We'll see.

[01:58:01] Awesome!

[01:58:03] You wanna take a photo?

[01:58:05] Of course!

[01:58:09] Really?

[01:58:19] So, I recognize him just as Twitch and I got a picture with them. Oh nice!

[01:58:20] They just like came up out of nowhere and off they go.

[01:58:22] What's so funny? We were driving down here and we saw him going for a walk by himself.

[01:58:27] The CEO of Twitch by himself.

[01:58:30] Yes!

[01:58:32] Alright quick

[01:58:33] Bro he's a great CEO

[01:58:35] He's killing it

[01:58:37] It was awesome.

[01:58:39] Yeah it's fun hanging out with Hassan, follow him around

[01:58:45] Have a good one guys

[01:58:47] Nick are you ready to go? Nice to meet you man.

[01:58:49] Let's roll!

[01:58:53] I'm actually wearing deodorant today huh? Bro this is the first time

[01:58:57] we saw this it's juicy. Oh I know!

[01:59:02] Actually now it came here full sack.

[01:59:06] I said, this is a great place to get maybe

[01:59:08] a nice gapsack.

[01:59:11] You know?

[01:59:13] There are some sexy ass prints, they're not hentai but like they're sexy

[01:59:20] I know My Hero.

[01:59:21] You know My Hero?

[01:59:23] I love My Hero, actually.

[01:59:25] My Hero is so good and people...

[01:59:29] I think... Are these Dragon Balls?

[01:59:32] Are these Dragon Balls?

[01:59:34] We're looking around right now.

[01:59:36] Uh oh, someone stole one.

[01:59:38] Where?

[01:59:40] Look, so all the Dragon Balls are in there but not in this one

[01:59:42] oh damn someone stole one yeah no i think the dragon ball should be

[01:59:49] bigger let's do it.

[01:59:55] Hi, Dan! Yeah, let's take a photo.

[02:00:01] Perfect! Alright, let's do selfies next time. Sure. Perfect. Yep.

[02:00:04] All right, let's do selfies next time.

[02:00:08] Oh!

[02:00:13] Yo!

[02:00:15] Nick, you know this.

[02:00:17] Can I pick this up?

[02:00:21] No?

[02:00:26] Nick, you know what this is!

[02:00:28] That's some Gears of War.

[02:00:29] Gears of War baby!

[02:00:32] Oh shit...

[02:00:34] I didn't even play it. I didn't even even play gears of war like that but this is

[02:00:36] such a sick way out they got so iconic

[02:00:42] well these are neat You like guns huh, son?

[02:00:50] I love guns.

[02:00:51] Yeah so does Milano.

[02:00:52] It's my most Texas quality.

[02:00:53] Oh, you're a good gun!

[02:00:54] Like an AK?

[02:00:55] Something?

[02:00:56] M4? M3? M2? quality. Like an 8K?

[02:00:57] Something, M4, Holoscope, Silencer? Hassan

[02:01:01] Nice to meet you

[02:01:05] Every time I go to conventions like this, what's up man?

[02:01:09] Oh yeah. You want one more picture?

[02:01:12] What happened?

[02:01:13] It deleted it.

[02:01:14] You see a funny comment?

[02:01:17] Thank you. Okay don't delete this one! It deleted... I'm sorry! You want to see a funny comment?

[02:01:18] Thank you.

[02:01:19] Okay, don't delete this one!

[02:01:20] Can you read it Arthur?

[02:01:21] Why so many African Americans question mark?

[02:01:24] Hassan's channel.

[02:01:26] There is going to be racist people in the chat too.

[02:01:28] Is that racist?

[02:01:30] Really why?

[02:01:32] That's a weird bug.

[02:01:34] It might be weird but I don't know if it's racist.

[02:01:36] I think he is pretty racist.

[02:01:38] Really? That's racist?

[02:01:42] How do you question whether that's racist or not?

[02:01:48] Someone in the chat, he found a... i don't want to say it i don't want to say anything

[02:01:52] good awesome yeah nice meeting you thank you six four oh wow 6'4"?

[02:02:02] Oh wow.

[02:02:05] Nick is sus.

[02:02:08] Guys, I'm from a different part of the internet than Hasan.

[02:02:10] That's true.

[02:02:12] Very different part of the internet guys.

[02:02:14] But friendly. It's like, bro you don't ask that question.

[02:02:25] Like oh why are there so many black people here?

[02:02:27] That is a weird thing to say.

[02:02:29] It might be weird I'll give you that.

[02:02:31] But to be fair, a good answer would be

[02:02:33] Oh this is a black founded event

[02:02:35] and it's specifically for

[02:02:37] That's Why It's Cool

[02:02:39] And it's not

[02:02:41] I watched the video about DreamCon That's what it said! I watched a video about it today, about Dreamcat.

[02:02:44] That's what it said.

[02:02:47] Oh, I'm a political commentator.

[02:02:50] He's this guy?

[02:02:52] So disappointed...

[02:02:54] Awwww. He thought so disappointed. He went aww.

[02:02:55] You thought you were Kaissana?

[02:02:57] Yeah, I'm Kaissana.

[02:03:00] No!

[02:03:03] No politics. Hey, I like your politics.

[02:03:06] He literally went aww! That was funny.

[02:03:11] Well hopefully he votes the right way.

[02:03:14] Yeah for Donald Trump.

[02:03:16] That's my dog. He is funny though, I'll give him that.

[02:03:20] 37, 37

[02:03:24] thousand five-year education. 37,000 patients

[02:03:29] Want to get a snack?

[02:03:33] Oh my god

[02:03:35] That right there is... what anime is that from? The Bunny.

[02:03:43] Sailor Moon.

[02:03:44] No it's My Hero Academia.

[02:03:46] I didn't watch it.

[02:03:47] I thought you said you knew it?

[02:03:48] Oh I like.

[02:03:49] Oh...

[02:03:50] Okay.

[02:03:52] That's...

[02:03:54] I would unironically buy that.

[02:03:58] There's someone cosplaying as her right there.

[02:04:00] I see what you mean.

[02:04:08] How good is the character? I'm going to eat all these lean-agni tags.

[02:04:08] How good is the camera?

[02:04:11] It is crazy how good it is.

[02:04:13] Is that glad you're shipped?

[02:04:15] No, it's much better than my ship.

[02:04:17] My ship's pretty good too.

[02:04:19] What's up man?

[02:04:21] You mind if I show you?

[02:04:22] Sure.

[02:04:25] Why am I here?

[02:04:27] Yeah of course!

[02:04:29] I'm hiding behind the sun. Yeah, I know. Where's everyone else at?

[02:04:30] Like the OTK guys?

[02:04:31] I have no clue but S-Fan should be here.

[02:04:32] Give me an S-Fan who should be around here.

[02:04:33] What?

[02:04:34] Like Emeril and S-Fan.

[02:04:35] Okay.

[02:04:36] Yep.

[02:04:37] You'll look fine in them though.

[02:04:38] It's very hard to find a good one.

[02:04:39] I don't think so.

[02:04:40] I mean, it's not like you can just go out there and get a nice little That Gameru and S fan? Yep. You look fine in them though.

[02:04:52] It's blurred.

[02:04:58] There are some more tear lists, actually.

[02:05:02] Oh my gosh! You want to be a photo? Of course, let's do it.

[02:05:13] That's sick!

[02:05:25] Nice view Nice to meet you.

[02:05:40] Sorry. Sorry What is this?

[02:05:42] I like nerd.

[02:05:45] I really want a bun. I was looking at the durags for a second.

[02:05:49] I know.

[02:05:50] Wait, I can wear one.

[02:05:51] I'm black.

[02:05:53] Do you wanna make it your durag?

[02:05:54] You wanna bonnet? Sure, would it help my hair?

[02:05:56] Yes.

[02:05:58] I'll take a bite of it.

[02:06:00] That's the whole point...

[02:06:04] Oh! Oh my god! Oh!

[02:06:09] What's happening?

[02:06:11] You doing alright?

[02:06:13] I was wondering how many

[02:06:15] people are around. Oh yeah, there's a bit of grey hell.

[02:06:21] How you doing? Good to see ya!

[02:06:26] Are you having a good one? Yup. Are you having a good one? I think this is the least we can do. Fucking yeah.

[02:06:41] Oh my god, how scary!

[02:06:43] Oh shit. Alright.

[02:06:45] Oh um...

[02:06:47] You want a video or you want a photo?

[02:06:48] Uh, okay.

[02:06:49] Okay.

[02:06:53] Alright.

[02:06:58] Alright, here we go. Yeah yeah let's do it.

[02:07:04] Oh we got a camera and everything.

[02:07:08] Thank you for watching.

[02:07:11] Alright, let's get you going on.

[02:07:15] What's up?

[02:07:19] Okay, thank you. So how do we buy this?

[02:07:20] I don't know.

[02:07:21] Where's the person who works here?

[02:07:22] I think you need the Hello Kitty.

[02:07:23] The Hello Kitty Viagra is a good one.

[02:07:24] It's not like they're selling it to you for free or anything.

[02:07:25] They just sell it to you and then they give you a discount.

[02:07:26] Oh, okay.

[02:07:27] So that's what you want.

[02:07:28] Yeah.

[02:07:29] And then you can go back in there and see if you have any questions about it.

[02:07:30] Yeah. You can ask me anything. I'm going to try to figure out where to find it. Where's the person who works here? I think you need...

[02:07:31] The Hello Kitty

[02:07:32] The Hello Kitty Vodka is cold

[02:07:34] I'm with Hello Kitty

[02:07:35] You know that Hello Kitty has actually got a cat

[02:07:36] Yeah, I just found out

[02:07:38] I don't know where any

[02:07:39] Where-where the person selling this is though

[02:07:43] Maybe it's only online nah, hold on

[02:07:45] let's see

[02:07:51] oh they have it here!

[02:07:53] Oh sorry. I'm so sorry.

[02:07:57] Hello?

[02:08:01] What's your name? Oh!

[02:08:08] Nick, I'm coming Hassan.

[02:08:13] I mean it's...I'm coming. I'm sorry. Sorry.

[02:08:15] What do you want?

[02:08:17] Whatever you want, Hello Kitty school

[02:08:19] Black Hello Kitty

[02:08:20] There's a black Hello Kitty? Hell yeah!

[02:08:22] Let's do that

[02:08:23] Is that what you want or would you like something else?

[02:08:25] I love a new rack.

[02:08:27] Bro, what is that from?

[02:08:29] Coming to America.

[02:08:31] No!

[02:08:36] It's a demon fire.

[02:08:42] Oh shit...

[02:08:47] I'm out of my uh, oh that's Petro-Cat. That's why it's sick.

[02:08:55] How do we pay? how much are the bonds?

[02:08:57] The bond costs 1 for 20, 3 for 50

[02:09:01] Do you want to wear them now?

[02:09:05] Yeah, I was about to say you got...

[02:09:08] I don't see any do-rights yet.

[02:09:12] Is that the only do right

[02:09:14] you have left?

[02:09:19] Is there any other do-rides?

[02:09:21] The land would like the Cheshire Cat and I know...

[02:09:23] What?

[02:09:25] The Cheshire Cat and...

[02:09:27] Sure it's expensive.

[02:09:29] This is the only free left hand we have.

[02:09:32] Yo... this is the only free you have and you say you wrapped it up for me?

[02:09:37] Okay, hit me with quick what is this?

[02:09:39] This is uh remember when Tequil was training? You mean? Yeah. Okay, hit me with... Wait what is this?

[02:09:40] This is a remember when Tejero was training?

[02:09:41] Oh.

[02:09:42] Yeah that's just Kimono when he was training.

[02:09:43] Okay I don't forget that one but these two are actually no this and that

[02:09:53] the bonnet and also we're gonna get our

[02:09:56] plan to

[02:09:58] yeah hello p1 is it but I'm sorry yeah You want the Alice in Wonderland one? Yeah, the Hello Kitty one. Is that it?

[02:10:01] What's Hello Kitty?

[02:10:03] The Alice in Wonderland one.

[02:10:05] I'm an Alice in Wonderland fan.

[02:10:07] Give me one second. No! I don't know.

[02:10:13] The one with the Tetra-Cat on it, this one.

[02:10:16] No no, yeah that one.

[02:10:21] Alice in Wonderland.

[02:10:25] Jeff Bezos.

[02:10:28] Jeff.

[02:10:31] This purchase is sponsored by the commercial brick that I'm about to serve you, Chad.

[02:10:34] Three minutes at the top of the hour and you already know all you need to do is subscribe for $6 or for free, look what's on the line if you want an uninterrupted broadcasting experience.

[02:10:44] Or, you can get gifted a sub

[02:10:46] if your lucky, here's what they're gonna have right now.

[02:10:52] Thank you.

[02:10:57] How's the one by Pan?

[02:11:01] It's a gorilla dude! We'll be back like a player should.

[02:11:08] What is that? We'll be back like a player should.

[02:11:13] Thank you Asad! Can I pay? Fuck yeah!

[02:11:16] I can carry those. That too

[02:11:20] We got the three for fifty deal

[02:11:22] with a small pot and two durags

[02:11:24] And we got some bands... We are the band.

[02:11:29] You like this song?

[02:11:33] Do you know who this is? Kendrick.

[02:11:38] Kendrick. Jackson? I'm kidding, that was a joke.

[02:11:41] Oh, I thought you were being serious.

[02:11:44] What do you mean?

[02:11:46] No no no, no

[02:11:48] Why does everyone try to do this?

[02:11:52] Oh my god

[02:11:58] No, come on, let me pay for it. No, you're crazy!

[02:12:04] That's $10?

[02:12:06] Come on.

[02:12:09] I want to support you guys!

[02:12:17] This guy gets everything for free? I love it.

[02:12:22] No!

[02:12:26] That's crazy Alright, how do I show you guys out?

[02:12:34] Okay all right how do i tell you guys now okay all right thank you so much what do you need

[02:12:40] i haven't oh he hasn't do you want to take a photo first off

[02:12:47] what? that's crazy

[02:12:50] he's letting me rob you guys. That's crazy.

[02:12:54] What am I supposed to do with this?

[02:12:56] Do you have a phone?

[02:12:59] Oh, that's odd.

[02:13:03] Just for cooking?

[02:13:11] So not right now? Maybe once again.

[02:13:14] Say what?

[02:13:19] There's some on the other side that you can see, and there are some right here too. Alright thank you.

[02:13:25] Let's go!

[02:13:38] Too much, too much... I'm sorry. I have to wear it. Oh, you're gonna put it on right now?

[02:13:45] Am I not supposed to?

[02:13:47] We should get out of this area.

[02:13:49] Is it going to make my hair less dandruffed?

[02:13:54] Um...I got a lot of dandruff.

[02:13:56] I think bonnet protects your curls, right?

[02:14:01] Oh!

[02:14:03] I've got psoriasis.

[02:14:05] It protects the hair in general when you're laying down.

[02:14:08] I'm not going to give it a go though.

[02:14:12] Am i doing it?

[02:14:14] Nick why are you asking me?

[02:14:16] You should know more than me man! I don't know that much about me? You should know more than me man.

[02:14:17] I don't know that much about black people.

[02:14:19] I know more than you about...

[02:14:21] What do you think?

[02:14:23] Am i doing it? This is my first time.

[02:14:28] You're crazy. Is this appropriate?

[02:14:32] Am I supposed to wear a bonnet out? No, right?

[02:14:36] It's not a ratchet to wear it out.

[02:14:38] Oh is it?

[02:14:39] It's not a ratchet wow!

[02:14:40] I taught you that.

[02:14:42] I probably did that.

[02:14:44] You didn't do that?

[02:14:46] I taught you everything.

[02:14:48] Okay, I'll wear it when I go to sleep then, yeah?

[02:14:52] You're supposed to wear it

[02:14:53] when you go to sleep.

[02:14:53] That's good because

[02:14:54] I wake up and my hair

[02:14:54] be bleeding sometimes.

[02:14:56] What's up man?

[02:14:58] You are a human in real life i hear that you want to take a photo yeah all right

[02:15:05] your friend left you he just darted out of here.

[02:15:17] My friend's gonna love this meeting, he's gonna hate the shit outta this.

[02:15:21] That was my hub! Oh they do have bags here!

[02:15:23] But they're not as cool as the other ones.

[02:15:25] The last two were big.

[02:15:27] I don't need something that big.

[02:15:34] It was just it fast though let's do it

[02:15:45] appreciate it Appreciate it man. No problem, have a good one. Damn!

[02:15:46] A lot of cool stuff here huh?

[02:15:47] Yeah

[02:15:50] We got a lot of Jurassic Park hats

[02:15:52] Let me see I've got a lot of Jurassic Park hats.

[02:15:55] Let me see...

[02:16:02] Oh!

[02:16:07] Is there like no, this one's kind of awesome.

[02:16:09] Where is all the hint at?

[02:16:12] That's actually a good question.

[02:16:19] I think what normally happens is they do have hand-tied but they'll point it off in different sections.

[02:16:20] You should go there.

[02:16:21] It's 18+.

[02:16:22] See he goes right there.

[02:16:23] There's no way you're going to get banned.

[02:16:24] Yeah, I don't think we can... yeah he's gonna go there.

[02:16:27] Wait! We should invite him to come with us!

[02:16:30] I'm good I think.

[02:16:31] Okay.

[02:16:33] Nevermind.

[02:16:36] Do you want a hat? No, it's okay.

[02:16:40] I really love

[02:16:42] My Hero Academia but I think it is so

[02:16:44] wack to wear My Hero Academia shit.

[02:16:46] Like, I feel...

[02:16:47] It's one of those things where it's like

[02:16:50] Like, I'm a fan

[02:16:52] and I'm open about

[02:16:54] And I'm open about being a fan

[02:16:56] But if I were to wear something that says my hero academia on it

[02:16:58] i feel like people would make fun of me i don't think anyone can make fun of you because you're

[02:17:02] literally six four that's not how that works really what i don't know i don't think that's how

[02:17:08] that works there's some cool ass shit oh there's

[02:17:12] all mine right there isn't it crazy he kind of reminds like

[02:17:15] everyone down trump yeah i love all my all mine is the best um Kind of reminds me of everyone with Donald Trump. Yeah, I love All Might.

[02:17:19] All Might's the best!

[02:17:27] This is fucking sick.

[02:17:29] Plus Ultra? Class 1A?

[02:17:33] It's a great color too, I don't usually... Chad, do I pull the trigger and get like

[02:17:44] The nerdiest fucking hat of all time

[02:17:46] Like not even nerdiest but like

[02:17:48] Cause it's not like a very cool kind of nerdy thing

[02:17:52] it's like popular the only person uh i think it's okay what do i know about dressing second.

[02:18:10] I really like this,

[02:18:10] I think I might get this get it it's awesome

[02:18:18] where's the camera oh you got it?

[02:18:39] Alright I'm doing it No more left on the home line

[02:18:44] Nooooo more left on the home line no

[02:18:49] yes i do but they don't you don't have it.

[02:18:58] I wanted to all my XL, but you don't have it left. Or I also

[02:19:11] I also like the Berserk one, but you have no XL on that either What if i can fit a large might be too small

[02:19:21] uh

[02:19:23] I'm gonna get this hat So sorry about that Um, I can uh... yes?

[02:19:37] Oh! So sorry about that.

[02:19:43] No? Is it...?

[02:19:58] Of course! is Is it good? Yeah. Nice to meet you. You know what that was?

[02:19:59] That was perfect.

[02:20:00] Lady, do they make the same thing in the US? you know what that was that wasn't perfect lady i think i don't know what the full name is Do you want to give me a second? Yeah, of course.

[02:20:20] I'm going to find some space.

[02:20:22] I'll be right back.

[02:20:28] Space... Space Ooh, space. Space.

[02:20:33] Thanks for watching.

[02:20:37] Chat, should I get QD a bag?

[02:20:41] The only problem is like if I get her this

[02:20:43] bag it's gonna be lame as hell

[02:20:45] and I'm going to have to wear it the whole weekend.

[02:20:47] Or not the whole weekend but at least like...

[02:20:54] There are some crazy bags here

[02:21:08] oh with the preserve okay i know what I'm gonna do Which one would she like?

[02:21:17] This?

[02:21:19] You think you can fuck with this?

[02:21:21] Chat.

[02:21:30] I don't know. with this Yes sir

[02:21:35] Awesome Hello. I've been following you on Alina Parker. Awesome! What do you think?

[02:21:37] Thank you. Cupcake?

[02:21:39] Which one's cupcake? Cool, first one.

[02:21:41] Nice to meet you.

[02:21:43] Have we got a We got cupcakes?

[02:21:45] Yeah, let's do it! How we doing?

[02:21:47] Let's not block everybody.

[02:21:50] I don't know which one cupcake is.

[02:21:52] Hows life?

[02:21:54] Cupcake or Disney? Is it...

[02:21:55] Oh, Alice in Wonderland is not Disney, is it?

[02:22:00] Good?

[02:22:01] Cool beans.

[02:22:02] Yeah, you guys are good, alright?

[02:22:03] A Mickey Mouse cupcake.

[02:22:04] Oh, this one?

[02:22:05] It's Minnie Mouse!

[02:22:07] Oh, this one? Would she like that?

[02:22:15] These are so cool.

[02:22:21] The second one from the left, oh this!

[02:22:25] Ohhhhhhhh Oh!

[02:22:29] You're blind? I am blind.

[02:22:31] I didn't even think this was the cupcake, Chad.

[02:22:34] My bad.

[02:22:36] As you guys know, as everyone keeps reiterating,

[02:22:39] I'm fucking old, okay? Are you gonna buy one? Uh, I think so.

[02:22:45] You think she'd like that, Chad?

[02:23:02] ... you think she'd like that chat Why a cupcake? I'm gonna use it. Oh! Does that mean it's gonna fit on your back?

[02:23:06] It'll be fine.

[02:23:21] Alright, where's the guy that I buy stuff from?

[02:23:29] Where did he go? Oh there you are.

[02:23:32] Okay, I'm going to get this hat.

[02:23:34] That's number one.

[02:23:36] I'm gonna get...

[02:23:38] You don't even have this in a

[02:23:40] aww shit You don't even have this in a... Aw shit. You don't even have this on a large

[02:23:44] I was gonna get Will

[02:23:46] A large Berserk shirt but

[02:23:49] Nah

[02:23:54] Oh No! You don't have anything of that genus, right?

[02:24:02] Oh, that's sick though. Oh don't know the logo on that either?

[02:24:06] Oh my god!

[02:24:08] Everything is sold out!

[02:24:10] I'll find something else for him.

[02:24:12] Alright, I'm going gonna get the Disney cupcake

[02:24:15] mini backpack right there.

[02:24:19] What?

[02:24:21] Cutie Cinderella my

[02:24:23] co-host for my podcast.

[02:24:26] Will and Cutie Cinderella, I got three co-hosts.

[02:24:29] Well technically two right now.

[02:24:31] They're actually literally streaming...

[02:24:33] They're shooting the podcast in my house right now

[02:24:36] with porter robinson this week's guest

[02:24:41] yeah fear uh here and i'm taking this off drop them all

[02:24:47] we did do that

[02:24:53] uh, it's a...I'm gonna tap

[02:25:01] I don't know what you're talking about it's uh i'm gonna tap I had to get this Alright, so we've got to go 100.

[02:25:14] Oh! We have a tote bag too finally. Goal! I didn't even want to tell that on video. You're off-lane.

[02:25:19] Go!

[02:25:21] What?

[02:25:25] Dude, dude...

[02:25:27] what are you doing to me right now?

[02:25:29] That's crazy.

[02:25:35] Is this a large?

[02:25:37] Maybe for Will, This is a large.

[02:25:40] Okay, I can get this for Will. It's sick.

[02:25:44] I would have gotten it myself but put that in there too yeah

[02:25:48] ... yeah Thank you. He's a busy guy from the States. Okay, do you guys want to take photos?

[02:26:00] Is that what is going on?

[02:26:01] Of course!

[02:26:02] Oh my gosh!

[02:26:03] You're so cool!

[02:26:04] I'm so happy!

[02:26:05] I love it!

[02:26:06] I love it!

[02:26:07] I love it!

[02:26:08] I love it!

[02:26:09] I love it!

[02:26:10] I love it! I love it! I love it! Okay. You guys want to take photos? Is that what's going on?

[02:26:11] Of course!

[02:26:14] Wow, this is crazy.

[02:26:17] Thank you, actually. Possibly an original character.

[02:26:21] Oh wow, okay.

[02:26:27] Nice to meet you guys.

[02:26:32] Yeah of course!

[02:26:44] That shoe? Sure.

[02:26:47] Who'd you got so far?

[02:26:49] I've got Logan, Tyson and Kyda signing it.

[02:26:53] Oh, you've got car to sign in? Oh.

[02:27:14] Hell yeah!

[02:27:27] Nice to meet you man, thank you for watching.

[02:27:29] Alright!

[02:27:32] Let's go... where haven't we...

[02:27:34] We have not gone to the right.

[02:28:11] Oh there are more mini backpacks extension I heard a twice today. They played it last night at the club.

[02:28:15] Did they play like us?

[02:28:16] Yeah, oh I wish I was invited.

[02:28:20] Bro this is it! This is your moment

[02:28:22] From this point on

[02:28:25] What's going on man?

[02:28:27] Next to me

[02:28:29] Wanna take a photo? Yeah next to me How's it going guys? Yeah, yeah.

[02:28:56] Everyone loves Hassan. Nice guy.

[02:29:00] Alright. Last one is Shannon. Yo, the possible un-defending move by Kofrenk is somewhere in the other end of table 8

[02:29:06] or 16.

[02:29:07] That would be a good stop line for this. um Okay.

[02:29:28] Hell yeah!

[02:29:32] Alright, we'll walk around. Alright, that's me.

[02:29:37] I like your shoes! I like your jersey!

[02:29:41] He's not wearing a shoe game jacket.

[02:29:43] No he doesn't. You got the lost in pounds.

[02:29:45] You only wear Kyrie's?

[02:29:47] First of all, yes

[02:29:49] and that is when I'm balling

[02:29:51] but I love Jordans

[02:29:53] I just don't like mid tops I only fuck with high top Jordans.

[02:29:56] Do you wanna...

[02:29:57] Pluto's asking if you want to go film something for Twitch?

[02:30:01] No.

[02:30:02] Oh okay.

[02:30:03] Wait what?

[02:30:03] He said no.

[02:30:04] What kind of question?

[02:30:06] Like while I'm streaming?

[02:30:07] Yeah he used to be on stream.

[02:30:09] When does he want me to film?

[02:30:11] Five minutes something for the socials.

[02:30:16] He asked me first but he said you could call on him.

[02:30:19] Do you want to do it?

[02:30:21] No, if you don't want to, then you wouldn't have to. It's your stream.

[02:30:25] What time is it? It's okay if you don't want to, no worries.

[02:30:27] 3 30

[02:30:28] It's 3 30

[02:30:30] I have the eat, I should probably eat now

[02:30:33] But I don't know where to go to eat

[02:30:35] What's going on?

[02:30:37] Sure we can take one I'll try is Oh, my goodness. Yes. Yes.

[02:30:48] Oh, okay.

[02:30:49] What is this?

[02:30:50] Is it the Microsoft Office?

[02:30:51] Uh-oh.

[02:30:52] It's called Samsung.

[02:30:53] Oh, okay.

[02:30:54] Thank you so much.

[02:30:55] Nice meeting you.

[02:30:56] Nice to meet you.

[02:30:57] You don't have to be a 100 dollar person.

[02:31:00] Don't worry. I'll take care of that. Thank you so much. Nice to meet you. You don't have to sit in your taller person.

[02:31:03] Don't worry, I'll kneel down a little bit.

[02:31:15] What do we know? No one can tell. Nice to meet you guys!

[02:31:18] What's up? I don't know. You want a duck? Sure, are you sure you want me to have it?

[02:31:24] I'll take 20 bucks.

[02:31:26] Okay, alright, I'll take it.

[02:31:29] Here's the bracelet.

[02:31:34] Oh, three white ones. Thank you. Okay, alright I'll take it. Oh my god thank you so much!

[02:31:36] Nice to meet you guys!

[02:31:40] They're so cute!

[02:31:43] Wait, is there like food that's not in front of everybody?

[02:31:49] Oh they have ice over there!

[02:31:57] Oh I gotta pee too! that is it oh i got a p2 just give them all guys

[02:32:03] uh that's okay bro don't be going in the restroom, bruh.

[02:32:15] Why do you think I'm here? I didn't know you were going to be here. I'm playing, I'm playing basketball!

[02:32:17] Oh for real?

[02:32:19] Yeah, I'm on the creative league

[02:32:23] I love RDC Yes, I've been a big fan of RDC for a very long time.

[02:32:29] Yeah, of course. Listen, I always try to collab with Mark and hit him up

[02:32:37] And he's the one who always blows me off.

[02:32:43] Until he needs me, until he needs me to fall for his team. I'm hooping on you! routine All right. Oh yeah, let's do it. Nice to meet you guys. We're the bad boys?

[02:33:19] Hell yeah, what's good?

[02:33:21] That's like...

[02:33:25] That's the first time we've heard Jake say it.

[02:33:30] I love both of you by the way.

[02:33:34] Good?

[02:33:37] Alright, thank you.

[02:33:40] Okay. Oh yeah, see ya!

[02:33:43] Where'd they go?

[02:33:45] I'm gonna take the mic off shit.

[02:33:48] So you're not listening to my stream.

[02:33:54] Help?

[02:33:56] Help?

[02:34:00] Help? Help?

[02:34:01] Help?

[02:34:05] Sorry.

[02:34:07] Yo! How ya been man?

[02:34:09] Streaming?

[02:34:12] Oh okay what's good?

[02:34:14] Brother.

[02:34:16] I'm just chilling

[02:34:18] first time here

[02:34:20] now with Hasan That's Hasan Not with Hassan. I don't know, that's Hassan.

[02:34:23] That's his camera.

[02:34:25] He went to the bathroom so he's probably looking for me.

[02:34:28] Arthur!

[02:34:30] Arthur!

[02:34:33] Yo? Oh is that Hassan's phone number? Arthur! Yo, how's it sound Mike?

[02:34:37] I guess I'll catch you guys there. You guys gonna win the basketball game?

[02:34:41] Alright we'll see you guys there alright? Are you playing?

[02:34:43] Hell no I didn't get fucking invited.

[02:34:44] You're kidding me?

[02:34:46] Just storm the court!

[02:34:47] I got the cred so I could ya know

[02:34:50] Yeah, we'll see ya

[02:34:52] Friend's mine

[02:34:55] Oh is he taking a long piss?

[02:34:57] Here let's come over here

[02:35:01] So chat how we doing

[02:35:03] You guys enjoying the Hassan show?

[02:35:07] Is everything good?

[02:35:11] Nick move. Why is everyone laughing?

[02:35:16] I don't understand. What's so funny?

[02:35:20] Did something funny happen?

[02:35:24] Chad, stop laughing at me! Ohhhhhhh!

[02:35:29] Okay.

[02:35:35] I get it.

[02:35:37] I get it. I get it.

[02:35:43] Is the sun just like, roping one out there? Like what's taking so long?

[02:35:45] That's crazy.

[02:35:50] It was a fun event dude, this is awesome!

[02:35:52] You with Cinna here?

[02:35:54] I was supposed to go with Cinna but she don't want me.

[02:35:57] Nah I ditched her, I'm not gonna lie. I was supposed to go with Sina but she don't know wallpaping.

[02:35:58] Nah, I did so I'm not gonna lie.

[02:36:04] He's washing his hands?

[02:36:07] I should wash my hands too.

[02:36:12] Damn!

[02:36:14] More people here know who I am than I thought, it's pretty cool.

[02:36:23] I'm pretty popular just like Asad, we're almost the same person. How you

[02:36:35] holding up Mr. Arthur? You tired? Good he's tired. So what he's in there or let's go How was it?

[02:36:45] Was it good there?

[02:36:48] Oh, we're leaving?

[02:36:49] I want to get food.

[02:36:53] And there's apparently food that they're serving the players oh for me at the. Let's do it!

[02:37:05] So, you see me at the basketball game so

[02:37:09] Thank you so much! I love your shade.

[02:37:11] Thank you so much, I love your speech. Can I try?

[02:37:13] Because I got pulled in.

[02:37:15] Okay.

[02:37:19] The shortest option would be to go back that way

[02:37:24] Cut here We need to go back that way. Let's just go back that way. Here, you want a big photo?

[02:37:28] You're welcome.

[02:37:36] Thank you. Thank you so much.

[02:37:37] Nice to meet you guys.

[02:38:09] It's just a straight right in the back. What's going? We can do this.

[02:38:11] What?

[02:38:13] We got him, brother!

[02:38:17] Not yet! Who? Uh, no not yet. Oh, yo, look! What's going on man?

[02:38:29] I don't know.

[02:38:34] Sure, everyone knows the sound, it's great.

[02:38:39] I'm working a concert here.

[02:38:47] Chad if you can get me Preston 1 and 2

[02:38:49] Pretty far away.

[02:38:51] Thank you for watching.

[02:38:55] Okay now there isn't a big ass crowd here

[02:38:57] I kinda wanna get the shirts here, potentially.

[02:39:01] Yo...

[02:39:07] That's sick!

[02:39:10] How does this feel on the other side, on the inside?

[02:39:13] It's inside out.

[02:39:16] No no I meant like how does it feel in your...

[02:39:19] Can I just put my hand through it just to feel it

[02:39:26] i feel like it's a little bit yes

[02:39:32] this isn't like silk screen printed, no?

[02:39:35] No, it's not TG.

[02:39:39] You want one?

[02:39:41] Are you getting one?

[02:39:43] Maybe. Let me get one, I'll get one

[02:39:51] Oh yeah that's another problem.

[02:39:52] It was an all-nighter.

[02:39:54] Yeah but I don't like seeing him when he is not powered up.

[02:39:59] That makes me sad.

[02:40:01] That's how I feel. Not me every day.

[02:40:07] Autism sensory issues? Ok guys, stop calling me out.

[02:40:11] Yeah sure.

[02:40:13] Stop calling me out, yeah?

[02:40:19] Oh, you're a selfie

[02:40:25] Hey, hey, hey I'll have my money back. Thank you, thank you.

[02:40:27] Nice to meet you.

[02:40:29] You want one or no?

[02:40:31] Um...

[02:40:33] I feel like you just say yes because I keep pressuring you into buying, like buying your shit.

[02:40:37] Well, I only recognize a few of these things...

[02:40:42] Oh his attack on Titan is cool!

[02:40:47] So you know that Elfin lead,

[02:40:49] Elfin light show?

[02:40:51] Yeah I don't have the one with you.

[02:40:53] You don't have like The Cousin? No.

[02:40:57] Want a sexy anime figure?

[02:40:59] Sure, thank you.

[02:41:01] Thank you guys.

[02:41:03] He had the cousin maybe.

[02:41:05] Want me to get one of these babes? These smokin' hot babes.

[02:41:10] I'm sorry.

[02:41:14] Oh!

[02:41:16] They're 400 bucks, never mind. Oh, nevermind.

[02:41:18] That's expensive.

[02:41:19] Oh!

[02:41:20] I have this one.

[02:41:22] I'm not gonna lie...

[02:41:24] I have the one.

[02:41:26] It's the one behind my desk chat.

[02:41:28] What is these?

[02:41:29] Oh, it's GTR!

[02:41:32] It's Don Quixote Doflamingo.

[02:41:34] He is I think one of the best villains.

[02:41:38] What's up? Who's that One Piece guy? The best villains. Oh, it's a show?

[02:41:39] One Piece.

[02:41:40] You like One Piece?

[02:41:41] I do like One Piece, yes.

[02:41:44] You're right about that.

[02:41:48] Maybe there is a cheaper sexy one, Nick.

[02:41:51] You know what's better than getting the sexy statue? Getting the outfit so Milena can wear it.

[02:41:56] I don't think they sell them here unfortunately for you.

[02:42:00] Dude, I'm telling you

[02:42:01] I saw him lay down

[02:42:02] this one's 24

[02:42:04] no it's ok

[02:42:06] she could fill

[02:42:08] this thing out

[02:42:08] like a motherfucker

[02:42:09] dog

[02:42:09] you know what I'm saying dog I don't know what you're saying You sound like a motherfucker, Doug.

[02:42:12] You know what I'm saying, Doug? I don't know what you're saying.

[02:42:14] Just think about it.

[02:42:16] I'm not thinking about it.

[02:42:19] I think so...

[02:42:22] Yeah! I think so. You're pulling the fourth pick, right? Yeah.

[02:42:25] Alright.

[02:42:29] We are making our way back.

[02:42:32] Oh you guys want to take a photo?

[02:42:33] Yeah that's alright, let's do it.

[02:42:35] Thank you!

[02:42:39] Yeah sure!

[02:42:43] Thank you.

[02:42:46] Cool! Nice meeting you. How old are you by the way?

[02:42:49] 20

[02:42:52] You look about 18.

[02:42:55] What 20 will take? That's good!

[02:43:03] I don't really see too I don't really look at...

[02:43:04] I don't see too many 20 year olds these days.

[02:43:06] Too old.

[02:43:08] So I'm not a good judge of character.

[02:43:10] Yeah.

[02:43:12] I like it so far but I just found out I signed around so...

[02:43:16] Nice to meet you. Yeah true.

[02:43:18] That's good. Alright we'll catch you

[02:43:20] around alright?

[02:43:22] Yeah sure. Oh shit!

[02:43:24] What's up dad?

[02:43:27] Papa? Do you need a selfie?

[02:43:28] Do I need the milk?

[02:43:29] Do I need mother's milk?

[02:43:31] Oh shit.

[02:43:34] How are we doing?

[02:43:36] I've been watching for a minute oh

[02:43:39] oh my god Nice to meet you.

[02:43:52] Sorry, sorry?

[02:43:56] I'm gonna get to Hassan, ya know what I'm sayin'?

[02:43:59] It's hard... There is a sea going on around her.

[02:44:24] What is happening over there? I'm just saying chat, when I'm in Europe especially Norway there's a lot more people in Norway who know who I am.

[02:44:26] I'm European you know what I'm saying? So...

[02:44:31] Same thing. Yeah, sure.

[02:44:47] Wait one second.

[02:44:51] What's up? I asked for a walk up. Can I get one? Wait, one second. Thank you.

[02:44:52] What's up, what are we doing here?

[02:44:53] Me and my friends, we're walking down the aisle.

[02:44:54] Oh, that's right.

[02:44:55] Thank you.

[02:44:56] Yo, me and my friend.

[02:44:59] Yeah bro, me and my friend do an app. It's like a dating app

[02:45:05] Basically you rate somebody out of 1-10

[02:45:09] If you have similar ratings then you match up with them.

[02:45:13] You can chat, you know what I'm saying?

[02:45:17] Well good luck on that!

[02:45:21] Thank you, my friend. Nice to meet you guys.

[02:45:28] I don't know.

[02:45:32] That Raider outfit... It's a... I got a real outfit. Thank you. You got a real outfit?

[02:45:34] It's a...

[02:45:37] What do you got?

[02:45:38] What's going on with the pants?

[02:45:40] My grandpa's pants.

[02:45:42] Show me the shoes.

[02:45:43] The Timbs.

[02:45:47] Yeah, the Timbs are way too hot for the Timbs. I do fuck with this though.

[02:45:49] I'm gonna say good color scheme.

[02:45:53] Let's see what the glass is on.

[02:45:58] It's like, you're a fuckboy Don Quixote Doflamingo kind of...

[02:46:04] But he IS a fuckboy anyway. This is very hip

[02:46:07] I'm going to say 8 and half out of 10

[02:46:11] Nice meeting you man

[02:46:15] Alright, we gotta run.

[02:46:19] Oh my god! Sorry! um what's the cue for What? so

[02:47:20] where's j Jason in there?

[02:47:25] This is so cool, isn't it, Zod? Yeah.

[02:47:29] Are you enjoying it? Yeah.

[02:47:34] Are you enjoying it? What's happening?

[02:47:40] Are we at a rally?

[02:47:54] Oh, this is a line for the game. What's up guys?

[02:47:58] Is this the cue for basketball?

[02:48:00] Yeah.

[02:48:01] When we first walked out you know how there were people

[02:48:05] there?

[02:48:06] They were waiting in line for the game.

[02:48:08] Oh my god that's crazy I get to skip the whole queue.

[02:48:10] Yeah.

[02:48:11] Because I'm your friend!

[02:48:13] It pays to be his friend.

[02:48:17] Literally.

[02:48:18] Yeah, and you got some free shit.

[02:48:20] I got some free shit dude.

[02:48:21] Hearts for a sign.

[02:48:22] Hooking us up.

[02:48:24] Most people here have no idea who I am though, like...

[02:48:27] Bro are you shut the fuck?

[02:48:29] Are you kidding me?

[02:48:29] No, in the line with the creative team.

[02:48:30] Oh, in the line?

[02:48:31] Yeah.

[02:48:32] But you're gonna show them

[02:48:33] who the fuck you are when the ball drops!

[02:48:34] I mean we'll see. You're gonna win the tip the fuck you are with the ball drops. I mean we'll see...

[02:48:35] You're gonna win the tip off!

[02:48:36] I don't know about that.

[02:48:37] And you're going to go down and dunk that shit.

[02:48:39] I'm a-I don't know about that.

[02:48:40] I'm a little worried.

[02:48:42] No, you got it cut.

[02:48:51] Why do you have to throw up your arms? All right. Yeah, everyone's still trying to get in.

[02:48:53] All right!

[02:48:55] Wait which way is this? Isn't there food here right now?

[02:48:59] Oh they're already getting ready

[02:49:01] What the fuck people are playing

[02:49:03] Is that Dan Clancy

[02:49:09] Is that Dan Clancy? Is that actually Twitch CEO Dan Clancy balling?

[02:49:13] I think he's going against...

[02:49:16] The CEO got moves bro!

[02:49:19] See him down in here?

[02:49:25] Jason! Conserve your energy!

[02:49:28] Conserve your energy! Conserve your energy, bro.

[02:49:33] Your team needs you. Wow, it's about to get real, son.

[02:49:44] I know.

[02:49:45] Are you sure you're ready, bro?

[02:49:46] Okay, why would you say that?

[02:49:48] Is the food here?

[02:49:54] Oh, hell yes

[02:50:01] oh i'm starving Look who it is!

[02:50:01] What's up?

[02:50:05] Yo, Nick.

[02:50:07] Hi, buddy Dom.

[02:50:10] Where's the food?

[02:50:12] This? Wait, can we start eating or is it...

[02:50:22] So are we getting out right now?

[02:50:27] This is beef fajita

[02:50:31] Ohhhh

[02:50:33] Oh shit my bad dog. I'll wait, I'll wait for the food.

[02:50:35] Do they have some hand sanitizer up in this bitch or what?

[02:50:39] Oh it feels good to sit down.

[02:50:41] You're telling me bro. I'm just standing all day long.

[02:50:46] I think I might have walked too much.

[02:50:49] I know.

[02:50:50] Where do you think his battery's at Arthur?

[02:50:55] Ugh... Who's that, Arthur? Let me check in a second.

[02:50:59] We can just sit down. You want to make a podcast real quick, Hasan?

[02:51:01] What's up?

[02:51:08] You could explain to me why, and this is something that I'm curious about.

[02:51:10] What's up?

[02:51:13] And um...I know it's maybe no politics but we could get in here a little bit.

[02:51:15] Oh fuck! It feels good. I'm just curious why when I was watching the internet

[02:51:18] There was this guy from Israel who was talking to Congress

[02:51:21] Benjamin Netanyahu

[02:51:22] And every time he was saying something that seemed kind of radical

[02:51:25] everyone was cheering uh-huh so

[02:51:27] to me that seems like there's a whole bunch of psychopaths in the government that's not even

[02:51:31] wrong you're absolutely right they're all over here we're going to keep our country

[02:51:35] our country which means you know what about the people

[02:51:37] that are there that they don't want their was that supposed to mean yeah oh yeah you you picked

[02:51:42] up on him real quick and everyone was cheering them on and i'm looking at the crowd and the

[02:51:45] crowd looked like a whole bunch of NPCs

[02:51:47] so I'm,

[02:51:47] there were literally

[02:51:48] crowd fillers there though

[02:51:50] because half the Democratic Party

[02:51:52] was like,

[02:51:52] oh we don't want to participate.

[02:51:55] Even though they're like,

[02:51:56] even though they do give

[02:51:57] a lot of money to Israel and they vote do give a lot of money to Israel and they vote

[02:51:59] They gave a lot of money to Israel.

[02:52:00] They were like...

[02:52:02] They literally were like

[02:52:07] They just didn't attend it Really? Yeah, they didn't want to They didn't want't attend it. Really?

[02:52:08] Yeah, they didn't want to attend it because they wanted to not promote it.

[02:52:13] So what's the...

[02:52:16] Yes that's right there is one 86 Democrats officially boycotted it and 1 Republican officially boycotted it but I think by the end of it the tally was much higher like 127 or something

[02:52:27] But there was one Republican who said no as well to attending.

[02:52:32] So how can we always give money to other countries?

[02:52:36] Why don't we just stop doing that?

[02:52:37] Are you ready?

[02:52:38] Are you ready, bro?

[02:52:39] I'm ready!

[02:52:40] Oh shit.

[02:52:41] I went to the warm up in the morning and everything.

[02:52:44] How was last night, did you have fun?

[02:52:46] You weren't warming up today?

[02:52:48] No there were no runs.

[02:52:50] It was just like shooting around. I runs. We were just shooting around.

[02:52:52] I was trying to get a better assessment of how people are because I don't know.

[02:52:55] Were there a lot of people?

[02:52:57] There's 10 players but there was a lot of people...

[02:53:00] Oh! They lost one of their top dudes i know he got injured yeah uh what's the name

[02:53:04] again though payton hey thanks yeah so yeah bro i think we're gonna win i don't know we're about

[02:53:10] to we're about to see i'm a little worried but don't be worried We're about to see. I'm a little worried, but...

[02:53:13] Don't be worried. You're good.

[02:53:14] And we wear way bigger than them.

[02:53:16] I'm our smallest player.

[02:53:17] I promise we got this shit.

[02:53:19] Yeah, no, you're...

[02:53:20] Yeah, they got...

[02:53:21] We on the same team! We're on the same team.

[02:53:26] They got way...

[02:53:28] Their team is like way smaller

[02:53:30] but I'm a little worried because then

[02:53:32] they are going to use their speed to advantage.

[02:53:35] But we'll see.

[02:53:36] I think I'm starting,

[02:53:39] but I don't know.

[02:53:40] I haven't seen Mark at all.

[02:53:41] I haven't talked to him.

[02:53:42] Yeah, we'll figure it out.

[02:53:43] I'm going to see y'all around all right

[02:53:51] dude this looks beautiful like i'm watching the stream... Listen, listen. These new guys

[02:53:56] they're all on their phones and we're here with The God set up

[02:53:58] Dude, it is

[02:54:00] crazy, Nick. They are phone and

[02:54:02] selfie stick. Like, I'm fucking

[02:54:04] nerding out over here with like how you lock this shit down.

[02:54:07] This is a $60,000 set up truck.

[02:54:09] You used to be Mr. GoPro too.

[02:54:11] With the camera guy?

[02:54:12] With the lens flare, with the lighting it's just kinda...

[02:54:16] The W community, okay?

[02:54:17] Their streamers aren't putting the money in to get

[02:54:19] the right setup. I don't

[02:54:21] think they're too new. That's what

[02:54:23] it is. Like they don't...

[02:54:25] But you know who does do that? Kai. Speed.

[02:54:28] Speed does it, Kai does it but they're like

[02:54:30] been doing it for a while. Yeah, Speed has a

[02:54:32] really, really, really, really good

[02:54:34] set up. Dude he also

[02:54:36] has really good producers

[02:54:37] I think.

[02:54:39] Like he ends up putting himself in

[02:54:42] like really good situations for content.

[02:54:44] Bro, he went from country to country

[02:54:45] with things planned by the hour.

[02:54:47] Yeah.

[02:54:48] I know how hard that is to do it has to be a team of

[02:54:49] like four or five people doing it. The only thing I can do by the hour is the top-of-the-hour ad break

[02:54:53] Well its coming in two minutes. I know thats why im serving it. Oh nice

[02:54:57] At the top of the hour theres a's a three-minute ad break.

[02:55:00] He jumped the car too.

[02:55:01] That was crazy.

[02:55:02] Did he really?

[02:55:04] I think he actually did it.

[02:55:05] It looked real.

[02:55:06] I mean, it's...

[02:55:07] I thought it was impossible.

[02:55:09] I thought it was like one of those wasn't that kobe thing

[02:55:11] like debunked the codec later fake the kobe thing was fake everybody knew it was fake

[02:55:16] at the time they presented it as though it was real but it was like a very obviously fake

[02:55:21] what's not fake is this three minute ad break unless you subscribe for $6

[02:55:23] or for free with Twitch Prime by connecting your Amazon Prime

[02:55:25] account to your Twitch account where you get one free Prime subscription

[02:55:27] a month. Three hours

[02:55:29] before the game, it's 4pm. If I have food now, hopefully if they're bringing

[02:55:37] it now then it won't be as bad. like I'll be able to

[02:55:42] eat a little bit and then feel like digested

[02:55:46] that's not really a myth damn Not real, yeah that was a myth.

[02:55:53] Damn you were quick with that.

[02:55:55] So is it 15 minutes or how many minutes?

[02:55:57] It doesn't matter.

[02:55:59] I feel like there's kind of psyopthony to driving here.

[02:56:01] No!

[02:56:03] Wait do you swim a lot?

[02:56:04] Can you swim?

[02:56:05] I'm not confident swimming.

[02:56:06] I can't.

[02:56:07] Okay.

[02:56:09] Bro, you responded.

[02:56:10] I'm like...

[02:56:11] I'm like...

[02:56:13] I'm like... I'm like Bro you responded

[02:56:14] I'm like

[02:56:16] Timberwolves

[02:56:17] I can't really

[02:56:18] Like

[02:56:19] I don't trust myself

[02:56:20] I can't swim either

[02:56:21] Wait really?

[02:56:23] You can't swim at all?

[02:56:23] I can swim I can swim. I can swim.

[02:56:25] Can I ask you a question? So let's say we went to like a medium sized lake

[02:56:27] and I dropped you in the middle of it are you dead?

[02:56:29] Yeah. Okay, you can't swim then.

[02:56:31] Are you fucking serious?

[02:56:33] I mean, I could, like the will to live

[02:56:36] that probably like get me.

[02:56:37] No,

[02:56:38] you die.

[02:56:38] Like you,

[02:56:39] you just

[02:56:39] go learn bro.

[02:56:42] What do you mean?

[02:56:42] Yeah,

[02:56:42] well,

[02:56:43] there's not a lot of adult

[02:56:44] classes.

[02:56:44] You want me to hold you up

[02:56:45] and just go with the kids, then.

[02:56:48] We're going to the pool

[02:56:49] I'll hold you up like this

[02:56:50] and you can fucking go...

[02:56:51] Listen, you gotta learn how to swim

[02:56:53] don't let the kids stop you.

[02:56:54] Do you know how to...

[02:56:55] But you're not a good swimmer were you?

[02:56:57] I'll be dead on arrival.

[02:56:58] Wait really?

[02:56:59] I'm going straight to the bottom of the ocean and down it.

[02:57:02] What the fuck that's crazy.

[02:57:05] Yeah I know.

[02:57:06] Dude I smell horrible I love it i hate like

[02:57:08] like i hate the ocean i'm like genuinely terrified of the

[02:57:11] the not the water necessarily but like the things in it

[02:57:14] yeah the animals in it but like i'm a very confident swimmer

[02:57:23] i thought about taking the class nick is straight up lying

[02:57:27] i'm not lying nikki's such a liar lamal i'm not lying i. They think I can swim because I can swim in a pool.

[02:57:32] Then you can swim.

[02:57:33] No, no, no, no, no.

[02:57:34] The ocean's there with sharks and water and waves.

[02:57:36] Okay, bro.

[02:57:37] No, it's not...

[02:57:38] Okay, yeah, you are a liar

[02:57:41] No

[02:57:43] Yeah

[02:57:49] I'm just gonna play dude. Oh, I'm gonna think I'm just gonna play, dude.

[02:57:50] I don't know what I'm gonna think.

[02:57:51] I'm just gonna do

[02:57:52] what I do.

[02:57:54] Nick is lying

[02:57:55] maliciously.

[02:57:56] Look at him.

[02:57:56] Dude...

[02:57:57] The craziest thing

[02:57:58] is like whenever

[02:57:58] he says something

[02:58:00] I just take it seriously. Like

[02:58:01] I never even... In my

[02:58:03] mind, I'm not even factoring in that

[02:58:05] he might just be straight up lying to my face.

[02:58:07] You know what's crazy? What? And this is a God's

[02:58:09] honest truth. I lie all the time.

[02:58:13] Well I mean I know you do there are some times when you say stuff and I'm like okay

[02:58:17] I know that it's a joke

[02:58:18] I cannot stop lying

[02:58:21] Or is that a lie? No's true you can ask arthur does he lie all the time not to me

[02:58:28] not to him because he's my one true love everybody else will be lying like a rug

[02:58:32] that's me Everybody else will be lying like a rug.

[02:58:34] That's me.

[02:58:40] Lord? You ever seen Pulp Fiction?

[02:58:43] And you know my name is the Lord! I used to quote that before I destroyed people in World of Warcraft.

[02:58:47] Yeah, but...

[02:58:49] My name's Nick and my middle name is Michelle.

[02:58:53] Are you gonna do color commentary on the side?

[02:58:57] You want me to.

[02:58:58] When I'm balling from my angle?

[02:59:00] If you want.

[02:59:02] How am I going to serve three-minute ad breaks when I'm playing though?

[02:59:04] That's going gonna be tough.

[02:59:05] Wait, you manually run those ads yourself?

[02:59:07] Yeah.

[02:59:08] That is psychotic.

[02:59:10] I do everything myself.

[02:59:10] Bro, that's why this morning I was trying to fucking change my title.

[02:59:14] You must have hit that ad button yourself thousands of times.

[02:59:18] Yeah.

[02:59:18] So how does it work?

[02:59:20] It's an ad.

[02:59:21] Well, on Twitch is pretty easy.

[02:59:23] You can just go into the chat and write slash commercial 180

[02:59:27] And it serves a three minute ad break

[02:59:29] Don't you also have like 60,000 subs too?

[02:59:31] No more

[02:59:33] 72. You're at 72 thousand

[02:59:35] Subs? Yeah.

[02:59:36] That's why he is rich.

[02:59:37] You are rich as fuck!

[02:59:38] It's election season so...

[02:59:40] That's good for you huh?

[02:59:42] Fuck the rest of us.

[02:59:44] You guys can see the jerseys by the way back there. We got the UNC blue that's

[02:59:50] the one we're wearing

[02:59:51] You know how many subs I've got?

[02:59:54] How many?

[02:59:55] Guess

[02:59:56] 12 thousand

[02:59:59] 12 thousand 12 thousand $12,000. $4,000?

[03:00:03] You know how many I have?

[03:00:05] I don't have a ticket.

[03:00:07] But they never unsub.

[03:00:08] That's my... I have like a base of 50,000 that doesn't unsub.

[03:00:13] Wow just the base of 50,000?

[03:00:15] I'm actually one of those fuckers what am i talking about?

[03:00:20] Yeah I did I'm actually one of those fuckers. What am I talking about? Yeah,

[03:00:21] I did.

[03:00:21] I started in 2018.

[03:00:22] Bro,

[03:00:22] that's peanuts.

[03:00:23] I started in 2009.

[03:00:25] Okay,

[03:00:25] but that's different.

[03:00:26] Like,

[03:00:26] yeah,

[03:00:27] I don't know what to say to that.

[03:00:29] That's insane.

[03:00:30] I started Twitch Yeah, I don't know what to say to that. That's insane.

[03:00:34] It started twitching in 2009... whatever it started. I didn't even know a fucking thing like that existed back then.

[03:00:38] All 200 NMP subs unite.

[03:00:40] Yo, if you're an NMP sub let's go to the NMP7s in chat dude.

[03:00:43] Let's see us. Surely we got a few.

[03:00:46] Basically if the gay is crazy I talk about news

[03:00:49] chat like you know this already.

[03:00:51] Also, you spank ads.

[03:00:52] Normally...

[03:00:53] Normally, I'm not...

[03:00:54] Normally,

[03:00:55] I'm not fucking

[03:00:56] you know

[03:00:58] having fun

[03:00:59] and playing basketball.

[03:01:00] I'm talking about news.

[03:01:00] Oh, there's a few MP7s.

[03:01:01] Look.

[03:01:01] There's a lot. So for a bunch of people like i get it

[03:01:05] it's like subscribing to you know the john stewart show

[03:01:08] yeah like a news show, like a news program. Did you see what Sway Lee just said?

[03:01:13] What?

[03:01:13] See what Sway Lee did?

[03:01:14] Damn, there's a lot of them.

[03:01:15] He said do not vote for Kamala

[03:01:17] with three exclamation marks

[03:01:19] and he said

[03:01:20] do your research on the whole thing.

[03:01:22] Why would I... Sway Lee, Sway Lee your research on the whole why would i this way no one cares about sway lee's

[03:01:31] yeah uh yeah i think i think this is lost right now.

[03:01:35] When was the last time you thought

[03:01:37] oh wow there's like a-

[03:01:38] Just now!

[03:01:39] Wait, you're into politics?

[03:01:40] No no.

[03:01:41] How do you guys know each other

[03:01:42] what's the connection?

[03:01:43] We have an initial friend.

[03:01:44] Yeah. Oh. know each other what's the connection yeah oh these besties with uh one of my exes

[03:01:51] oh yeah we were he was dating girl a girl out of a friend's room.

[03:01:55] Okay.

[03:01:56] Then they broke up.

[03:01:57] I don't have many girlfriends.

[03:01:59] Easy canceled easy?

[03:02:00] Oh yeah, no.

[03:02:01] Friends that are girls.

[03:02:03] They don't like talking to me.

[03:02:04] That's not true.

[03:02:04] He's lying too.

[03:02:06] Again, he's a liar.

[03:02:09] I got a lot of girlfriends.

[03:02:12] When it rains, it pours. You feel me, Hassan?

[03:02:15] I guess...I think...

[03:02:17] I don't know if I feel you on that.

[03:02:21] Dude, I wanna fucking go out there and ball so bad

[03:02:23] but also simultaneously

[03:02:25] I'm like, I should preserve my energy.

[03:02:34] Bro, I think everyone that's playing knows how I play.

[03:02:44] I think it's more so for the people in the audience.

[03:02:46] Also, I'm not that good. I'm actually pretty bad.

[03:02:48] I'm pretty bad.

[03:02:50] Chat knows.

[03:02:52] Chat knows I'm bad.

[03:02:54] Dude, that was sick!

[03:02:56] I did not think I'd have this many Hasanabi heads in the crowd at DreamCon. It was dope.

[03:03:03] Yeah you guys never represent when we're doing the demographics.

[03:03:08] You don't have many young viewers, they're all kinda older

[03:03:11] Cuz they got older with me

[03:03:15] They go- One guy said you got into the

[03:03:17] pandemic, you got into COVID

[03:03:19] Yeah, that's- I thought that was Donald Trump after COVID, but apparently...

[03:03:22] No, it's a very common thing for a lot of people like they-

[03:03:28] That's when they got on Twitch and started watching-

[03:03:30] Bro, I throw you on the TV That's when they got on Twitch and started watching...

[03:03:31] Bro, I throw you on the TV almost every day.

[03:03:34] Really?

[03:03:35] Do you feel like you learn stuff while you're in the background

[03:03:40] when it's playing?

[03:03:41] I'm actually not even listening to you. I'm just looking at you. like in the background when it's playing? Like do you feel like it's-

[03:03:41] I'm actually not even listening to you.

[03:03:43] I'm just looking at you.

[03:03:45] Okay.

[03:03:45] I have no idea what you're talking about.

[03:03:47] That's crazy, but all right.

[03:03:49] Yeah.

[03:03:50] Whenever he cooks for us

[03:03:51] we just go on the couch and watch you.

[03:03:52] Yeah, we watch.

[03:03:54] But I'm not listening to a word you're saying.

[03:03:56] That's good.

[03:03:57] Because it doesn't matter because I'm

[03:03:57] supposed to be like OK, Hassan, who

[03:03:58] did I vote for?

[03:03:59] You tell me not Trump that's what I was going to do.

[03:04:00] Well, you know, honestly he probably won't

[03:04:02] . Just being honest. gonna do? Well, you know, honestly, he probably won't tell you that.

[03:04:03] Just being

[03:04:04] honest.

[03:04:05] Why form my

[03:04:06] own opinion

[03:04:07] when I can

[03:04:07] just take his?

[03:04:07] There's a

[03:04:08] girl,

[03:04:08] this girlfriend

[03:04:09] and her

[03:04:09] little brother

[03:04:10] is like 16

[03:04:10] but he

[03:04:10] doesn't

[03:04:11] know what

[03:04:11] he thinks

[03:04:11] about something

[03:04:12] until he

[03:04:12] gives him

[03:04:12] some

[03:04:12] soundsay.

[03:04:14] Oh!

[03:04:16] That's probably not the healthiest way to approach things, but...

[03:04:19] What happened to the parents?

[03:04:21] Well, no, it's probably better than getting it from your parents

[03:04:24] who knows what the fuck they believe?

[03:04:25] But having said that you know,

[03:04:27] It is a responsibility that I bear like I'm aware of it,

[03:04:30] You know?

[03:04:31] You know what's crazy when I was growing up my parents were kind of in the middle

[03:04:34] You know right right and left.

[03:04:35] Like really close to each other.

[03:04:37] Now they're older.

[03:04:38] They both went this way.

[03:04:40] So your mom became more of a Democrat

[03:04:41] and your dad became more conservative?

[03:04:43] More Republican?

[03:04:44] Yeah but like a Christian Democrat. So that's the thing...

[03:04:49] What do you mean there's this massive...? Okay

[03:04:53] his mom is black and she's christian. It's like's like a black woman who's very

[03:04:57] Christian that's solidly

[03:04:59] in the Democratic Party's foundation.

[03:05:02] Um...

[03:05:03] I was gonna say, your dad

[03:05:05] divorced

[03:05:07] that is nine I think divorced men are nine points higher like it's the

[03:05:16] it's the highest percentage of like male demographics that vote for the Republican Party.

[03:05:21] Really?

[03:05:22] Yeah.

[03:05:25] So...

[03:05:27] You wanna know who convinced me to not vote for Trump?

[03:05:29] Who?

[03:05:30] Elon

[03:05:30] Elon Musk

[03:05:32] Because he's not even trying to hide it anymore

[03:05:36] Yeah, he sucks

[03:05:37] He sucks so bad.

[03:05:39] He fucking ruined Twitter. I hate that shit.

[03:05:42] I hate it.

[03:05:44] It was already lame like

[03:05:46] Twitter always was kinda ass but

[03:05:48] he just took it to the next level.

[03:05:50] Yeah, I know.

[03:05:53] I was about to vote for

[03:05:54] Trump, but then I realized I'm not a psychopath.

[03:05:57] For me, yeah.

[03:05:59] I think what happened... if people want to vote for the democratic party

[03:06:04] the best argument to present to them is it's their twitter users or word twitter

[03:06:09] uses at a certain point you could just be like, listen.

[03:06:12] When it's the Democrat in charge,

[03:06:13] at least things run

[03:06:14] and there's

[03:06:19] a basic level of competency

[03:06:21] from the administration.

[03:06:24] And it's kind of like old Twitter.

[03:06:25] There's a lot of issues, it still sucks.

[03:06:27] But it was not as janky.

[03:06:30] Are you sure though?

[03:06:31] When a Republican takes over

[03:06:34] it's like Elon Musk

[03:06:35] taking over Twitter. They gut the staff...

[03:06:37] He's a liberal.

[03:06:39] Yeah, totally.

[03:06:41] He supported Obama.

[03:06:44] He's really big into

[03:06:45] clean energy.

[03:06:47] He plays Diablo, that should tell you who he's voting for.

[03:06:50] That's a big thing.

[03:06:51] I play Diablo.

[03:06:53] Still?

[03:06:55] Nah, I don't think he still plays

[03:06:57] No, he still runs Greater Rifts

[03:06:59] No, I think you see the fucking fake

[03:07:01] cryptocurrency livestreams

[03:07:03] No, he does it on Twitter.

[03:07:05] He still plays the Yama on Twitter?

[03:07:06] Yes.

[03:07:07] I do hate crypto.

[03:07:08] Crypto is the last chance

[03:07:09] for normal people to get it.

[03:07:10] Well you hate crypto?

[03:07:11] I hate cryptocurrency.

[03:07:12] That's insane

[03:07:12] because I made like

[03:07:13] $750,000 off Bitcoin really yeah when I take this no

[03:07:21] I'm not I'm broke as a joke what I would it

[03:07:23] tanked I sent it all on that motherfucker.

[03:07:26] That's insane but I mean I'm happy for you.

[03:07:29] And I got Nvidia stocks like 17 million worth.

[03:07:32] Yeah now your cooking.

[03:07:35] You're lying again I think.

[03:07:37] Every word.

[03:07:39] They don't want you to leave.

[03:07:41] They don't want you to have fuel...

[03:07:43] No?

[03:07:45] Stop LARPing. These people don't know you.

[03:07:50] They're gonna think you're being serious. It's true.

[03:07:53] Someone said if he was broke,

[03:07:55] He wouldn't have his Gucci wallet.

[03:07:57] That was actually a gift. But this is ice. If he was broke, he wouldn't have his Gucci wallet.

[03:07:59] That was actually a gift.

[03:08:01] But this is ice! This is like real ice.

[03:08:03] It's just David Yerbin.

[03:08:05] It's no big deal.

[03:08:07] Oh my god!

[03:08:08] That's crazy. You said actually David Yerman? Yeah. That's crazy.

[03:08:10] That's a really funny line.

[03:08:10] You just said,

[03:08:12] it's just David Yerman after claiming to be broke.

[03:08:16] That's why I'm broke.

[03:08:17] How are you not cold like that?

[03:08:18] Your arms are all the way out and they're full of that. How am I not cold. I did not go like that, I was all the way up and full now.

[03:08:20] How am I not cold?

[03:08:21] I'm chilling right now it's awesome.

[03:08:24] The weather is perfect in here

[03:08:26] and the climate is perfect.

[03:08:27] I got this ice so Milena would

[03:08:27] like me more but didn't help.

[03:08:30] I think its's a personality

[03:08:31] defect. Yeah, I think so.

[03:08:33] You think so?

[03:08:34] I think it's my personality.

[03:08:36] You need to get her ice, bro.

[03:08:38] You looking for one?

[03:08:42] Isn't David Yerman her eyes bro you looking for one yeah i mean kind of not like that isn't david yerman not that expensive isn't it it's still very expensive

[03:08:47] really

[03:08:50] future You're a rapper. Future?

[03:08:58] Gamelina Ice, yeah.

[03:08:59] I'm going to get her a Birkin bag.

[03:09:01] And again they talk about money,

[03:09:03] classic influencer convention.

[03:09:07] Dude that's what everyone talks about.

[03:09:11] We live in a capitalist society.

[03:09:12] I just love the idea of this one guy

[03:09:14] In the chat being like classic

[03:09:16] This is just what influencers do

[03:09:18] It's like bro

[03:09:20] When I was broke

[03:09:21] I talked about money way more

[03:09:22] Okay

[03:09:22] Absolutely Cause like What the fuck When I was broke, I talked about money way more. Okay? Absolutely!

[03:09:24] What the fuck?

[03:09:26] Yeah

[03:09:32] Really? Yeah.

[03:09:34] Did you guys make sweet love?

[03:09:35] I don't want to talk about this, but...

[03:09:38] Okay.

[03:09:39] Now you've learned.

[03:09:40] Yeah.

[03:09:41] That's what America is all about.

[03:09:42] That's right!

[03:09:43] Start a little bob and I'll be serious.

[03:09:44] Hey that's how you talk in America!

[03:09:46] That's how I feel.

[03:09:48] I glaze you every day on my stream.

[03:09:50] Thank you so much.

[03:09:52] They get so mad at me and they can't give me a reason why they don't like you.

[03:09:56] Yeah, it's still be like rich socialist hypocrite.

[03:09:59] Ugly.

[03:10:00] No, they don't say that.

[03:10:01] They don't say that.

[03:10:02] No, actually the opposite.

[03:10:03] They'll be like oh if he wasn't hot he wouldn't have a single fan i'm like thank you

[03:10:07] that's it's very nice of you to say these it is true that pretty privilege is like

[03:10:11] the last privilege dude pretty privilege is worse than rich privilege.

[03:10:19] No it is because they're almost one in the same.

[03:10:26] How do I say this?

[03:10:28] Fuck, I can't tell a story

[03:10:30] Are you trying to be... are you trying to say that pretty people almost always become rich

[03:10:32] No, I'm not saying that but like

[03:10:34] It's such an advantage

[03:10:36] It's disgusting.

[03:10:38] I mean,

[03:10:39] I think wealth

[03:10:40] is significantly

[03:10:42] more important than...

[03:10:43] If I was pretty

[03:10:44] I'd be doing way better.

[03:10:46] I think you're pretty.

[03:10:47] Really?

[03:10:48] You're handsome. Oh my god. I think you're pretty good. Really?

[03:10:48] You're handsome.

[03:10:49] Oh my god, I bet.

[03:10:50] Bro, you got one actual good fade and ever since then

[03:10:54] you stopped.

[03:10:55] What happened?

[03:10:56] The cut just went off.

[03:10:57] No get your shit tight again. again okay i'll go back to her

[03:11:01] when is it what like do you do you go to a white barber or black barber

[03:11:04] a white gear of white girl actually painted you up like that? Yeah, she's really cute.

[03:11:11] I don't know if i can say that...

[03:11:15] But she is nice to me.

[03:11:19] Bro, I don't understand how you...

[03:11:21] You started watching.

[03:11:23] You did! You had that one like

[03:11:25] when he just came out of the gate swinging

[03:11:27] I'll fix it. Your shit was lined up

[03:11:29] and looked good. it looked really good.

[03:11:32] I'll get back from Melaina.

[03:11:34] Yeah, because right now

[03:11:36] you're looking like a black conservative.

[03:11:38] Can we stay online?

[03:11:42] Is there anything you want to tell Melaina about I'm gonna vote that way. Yeah.

[03:11:45] Is there anything you want to tell Milena about maybe convincing her to come back to me?

[03:11:50] It's hard bro, Norway is so much doper.

[03:11:52] She's in Spain but she lives in Norway.

[03:11:52] Do you have a long distance?

[03:11:54] Uh yeah.

[03:11:56] Not always.

[03:11:59] I see her like twice a year.

[03:12:02] We've been together

[03:12:03] for 15 years.

[03:12:06] Like,

[03:12:06] Europe is honest

[03:12:08] like it's hard

[03:12:08] to make an argument

[03:12:09] to come to America

[03:12:11] especially if you

[03:12:12] grew up in Europe.

[03:12:13] I know.

[03:12:14] It's so hard it's like hey we got roads

[03:12:16] and more roads

[03:12:17] and also Texas is sick

[03:12:19] See I feel pretty ashamed to be here

[03:12:22] 40, 45

[03:12:23] It's true I don't tell people that.

[03:12:27] I'm pretty ashamed.

[03:12:29] What are you saying right now?

[03:12:31] To be European!

[03:12:33] You're a European? He's lying. I am,

[03:12:35] I'm British.

[03:12:36] He's lying.

[03:12:37] I am British.

[03:12:38] Bro you're from some

[03:12:39] North state for sure.

[03:12:41] Who's from Texas?

[03:12:42] Okay but

[03:12:42] you know I'm British.

[03:12:43] You do not sound

[03:12:44] Texan at all.

[03:12:45] You didn't know

[03:12:45] I was British? You are not British bro. I even British. You do not sound Texan at all. You know I was British?

[03:12:47] You are NOT British, bro.

[03:12:49] Alright say something in British then.

[03:12:51] No, I'm not saying that I am British.

[03:12:55] Bro what?!

[03:13:09] Yeah yeah, I have the password! am british bro what you're british I can't tell. He's Nigerian, but... Nigerian?

[03:13:10] Yeah

[03:13:11] He is from Texas

[03:13:12] No no he is from... yes he is from Texas

[03:13:14] But his background is Nigerian

[03:13:16] How do you possibly know that?

[03:13:23] See the middle one?

[03:13:27] That could be anybody's. It's mine.

[03:13:29] I don't know, I don't know that.

[03:13:31] Wait you have three passports?

[03:13:35] How the fuck is that possible?

[03:13:40] I did not know that, I did not know you were British

[03:13:42] I mean, I still don't believe you

[03:13:44] I think you're still lying

[03:13:46] I think you might have beaten someone up and stolen their passport

[03:13:48] The content is... whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Black man, violent, rob someone? That's where we're going?

[03:13:54] If a black man did that then yeah.

[03:13:57] It's messed up.

[03:13:58] Are you saying black people can't beat people who've been robbed of them?

[03:14:00] No. I'm...

[03:14:01] Because I've seen it on Twitter!

[03:14:03] Yeah, I know this is...

[03:14:05] Twitter is insane.

[03:14:07] Um...

[03:14:09] Oh my god.

[03:14:10] Dude, this guy Mr. Arthur says, hey look at this

[03:14:12] and it's a guys gets shot in the gas station

[03:14:14] Yeah every time you go on

[03:14:16] the timeline its just like

[03:14:18] watch this per- and its always women

[03:14:20] getting beat up too And Can't say that.

[03:14:22] And then people will, in the comments be like

[03:14:24] Yeah equal rights, equal hands, equal flights

[03:14:27] It's just why am I watching this?

[03:14:30] There are people who are very racist

[03:14:32] Bro there is people in this room that are racist

[03:14:36] i'm saying he's right you're right he is racist yeah

[03:14:45] yeah i like to tell people that I'm trying

[03:14:46] to,

[03:14:47] I'm so racist

[03:14:47] I want to do it

[03:14:48] on extra

[03:14:49] difficulty level.

[03:14:50] That's why

[03:14:51] I'm always telling

[03:14:51] people not

[03:14:52] to be racist.

[03:14:52] I was looking

[03:14:53] at the pictures

[03:14:53] from your birthday,

[03:14:55] your 27th birthday

[03:14:57] and I was on Black Earth today.

[03:15:01] That's true.

[03:15:03] It's most of my life. I feel like you gotta cast it, man.

[03:15:06] You should force friendships for the check marks.

[03:15:13] Why not?

[03:15:17] DEI baby! I'm a Democrat!

[03:15:20] You know I've never had a black girlfriend

[03:15:22] Really?

[03:15:26] I guess that's not that surprising to see you grow up in the mostly white neighborhood? Yeah, people think we get around.

[03:15:28] That's why basketball players want to say James Harden.

[03:15:33] Is that true?

[03:15:34] No he's just a James Harden fan.

[03:15:36] Actually I'm going to make sure that I got this on the screen

[03:15:37] Do you think that James Harden is the third best player of his generation?

[03:15:41] The second after LeBron?

[03:15:45] Excuse me!

[03:15:46] You think James Harden is the second best...

[03:15:50] He's insane.

[03:15:52] Like he's out of, he's literally out of his mind.

[03:15:54] Maybe if you laid off those fucking hot butter biscuits

[03:15:56] he would have been number two.

[03:15:58] 2018-2019, he was better than him.

[03:16:01] I'm serious.

[03:16:02] 2018-2019, LeBron James Harden was the better James.

[03:16:05] Was LeBron injured?

[03:16:06] No.

[03:16:07] Just go back and watch.

[03:16:08] I'm serious.

[03:16:09] Where's Harden at now?

[03:16:11] He's in...

[03:16:13] He can make nuggets.

[03:16:15] LeBron James is leading the Olympic team to gold.

[03:16:18] Yeah but I'm telling you everyone... He's a flag bearer, people got

[03:16:20] very mad at that. Why?

[03:16:22] Because he's black. Shut up!

[03:16:24] No one got mad at him for that.

[03:16:26] Bro, Riley Gaines, that one like

[03:16:28] Riley Reid? No, Riley Gaines That that one like... Riley Reid?

[03:16:30] No.

[03:16:31] Riley Gains.

[03:16:32] That one collegiate swimmer who made a name for herself being a conservative commentator

[03:16:36] because one time she tied for fifth place with a trans woman, one time. She never shut the fuck up about it. Anyway conservatives made her

[03:16:44] like a famous person. She tweeted out like this is America's

[03:16:48] flag bearer and she was mad because he took a knee for BLM one time.

[03:16:56] Which is not the reason why she's mad I think.

[03:17:01] But taking a knee for BLM is America

[03:17:03] Yeah, good luck explaining that to a white lady

[03:17:05] That's what we're all fucking about

[03:17:07] A white lady who's conservative

[03:17:09] People are so stupid

[03:17:11] I'm down to take away the internet from most people.

[03:17:13] I'll get a real job.

[03:17:16] Just take it away.

[03:17:18] It's not good.

[03:17:23] A lot of bad... Yeah, they're on Twitter

[03:17:24] saying he holding the flag

[03:17:25] and kneeling

[03:17:26] during the National Anthem

[03:17:26] for solidarity

[03:17:27] with BLM.

[03:17:29] That's what

[03:17:30] they're saying.

[03:17:31] Listen,

[03:17:32] I support all causes.

[03:17:35] I support all the current causes. Bro, I don't think they're gonna bring the food here

[03:17:37] I thought it was going to be at 4

[03:17:39] I don't think its going to be at four

[03:17:41] I think we might have to move and get food

[03:17:45] Yeah no And get food Yeah, no I just didn't want to I don't want it like eat in front of a massive crowd and have people like

[03:17:52] I guess we could do that

[03:17:56] Yo I guess we could do that. Yo, McDonald's!

[03:17:58] McDonalds BDS

[03:18:00] Also, I don't fuck with McDonalds

[03:18:02] Boycott of investment and sanctions

[03:18:04] Remember the foreign country they were talking about? No.

[03:18:07] You know what's great? I don't listen to any of that.

[03:18:09] I had a McDonald's sponsorship and I did something

[03:18:11] for Warner Brothers.

[03:18:12] Not good. Warner Brothers is

[03:18:14] scabbing now because Warnerer brothers is uh well oh actually did they

[03:18:20] are is sag after going on straight it looks like you guys are on a date this is so cute

[03:18:26] listen if you know you know that saying ignorance is bliss?

[03:18:31] Bliss is bliss.

[03:18:32] As long as I don't know,

[03:18:34] I cannot be wrong.

[03:18:35] Oh yeah!

[03:18:36] BDSM is literally not even a thing.

[03:18:39] Okay...

[03:18:40] BDSM?

[03:18:41] BDS is Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions

[03:18:43] The origination of it is during South African Apartheid

[03:18:46] You know what apartheid is?

[03:18:47] Yes

[03:18:48] So in apartheid South Africa...

[03:18:48] No, it's just like separate,

[03:18:51] like segregation right?

[03:18:52] With black people.

[03:18:54] Yeah. So there was a student-led movement

[03:18:58] just like the one against Israel right now

[03:19:01] which is also an apartheid state.

[03:19:02] There's a student led movement where everybody was like

[03:19:07] do not boycott South African products.

[03:19:10] Divest from South African companies and put sanctions

[03:19:13] on the South African state for the crime of apartheid.

[03:19:18] So it was successful

[03:19:19] and obviously South Africa is no longer an apartheid state.

[03:19:22] I know a girl in South Africa.

[03:19:24] There's an international movement for Palestine in a similar vein.

[03:19:30] One of the companies is McDonalds... Palestine in a similar vein.

[03:19:32] One of the companies is McDonald's Wait, what does McDonald's have to do

[03:19:34] with Palestine?

[03:19:35] The Israeli

[03:19:38] McDonald's branch said that they

[03:19:40] were offering free McDoubles or some shit

[03:19:43] They were giving Big Macs to the IDF

[03:19:45] What's IDF?

[03:19:47] IDF is the Israeli Defense Force

[03:19:49] which is the Israeli military

[03:19:51] Ok so can I just boycott the Israeli McDonald's. Yeah, I was wondering when it was on here. Okay so can I just boycott

[03:19:53] the Israeli McDonalds?

[03:19:55] Because I don't eat there anyways.

[03:19:57] I don't think McDonald's was a hit actually

[03:19:59] Oh, well Starbucks people were boycotting

[03:20:01] but not like supposed to really even drink anything. Yeah but Starbucks wasn't really even doing anything.

[03:20:03] Yeah, Starbucks didn't really do... like well they did something

[03:20:05] They weren't doing anything because it was convenient

[03:20:07] Yeah, Starbucks' thing was that they had a unionization effort

[03:20:13] and one of the unions in Starbucks was like...

[03:20:18] We, they wore..

[03:20:22] Okay that's...

[03:20:24] Hold on Don't confuse him.

[03:20:28] One of the people who works at Starbucks in the Starbuck Union wore a Palestinian pin

[03:20:33] They told her she can't wear it.

[03:20:35] Why not?

[03:20:36] And then they fired her.

[03:20:37] So,

[03:20:38] then that became like

[03:20:39] the big moment.

[03:20:39] Oh, like Delta and the flights.

[03:20:40] I saw that.

[03:20:40] But they didn't fire

[03:20:41] the person at Delta

[03:20:42] because that's ridiculous.

[03:20:44] You can't fucking

[03:20:45] fire people

[03:20:45] for winning them.

[03:20:46] so anti-American

[03:20:47] and tell me they can't wear a pin?

[03:20:49] Yeah,

[03:20:49] that's the...

[03:20:50] That's so weird to me.

[03:20:51] That account actually

[03:20:51] said I was

[03:20:52] an anti-Semite of the week.

[03:20:54] What?

[03:20:55] Yeah,

[03:20:55] stop antisemitism.org Man, of the week. What?

[03:20:58] StopAntisemitism.org Man, should I have me talk here right now?

[03:21:00] Am I about to get on some lists?

[03:21:01] That's an insult. At least at the month.

[03:21:04] Dude, Twitter doesn't

[03:21:05] know who I am and I fucking love it.

[03:21:08] Leave me alone.

[03:21:11] After today they're gonna know.

[03:21:13] Leave me the fuck alone. Focus on yourself Twitter okay? Pretty sure there's a lot to keep you busy.

[03:21:17] You're on the list now.

[03:21:19] Jesus.

[03:21:21] Love and MP, perfect balance of farming

[03:21:22] and real.

[03:21:24] This is a good move.

[03:21:25] That's why you're going.

[03:21:28] I do learn a lot from

[03:21:29] hanging out with Hasan in Carolina though.

[03:21:31] You're literally a boomer.

[03:21:33] You just showed me a fucking boomer-ass meme, dude.

[03:21:35] It's such a good meme!

[03:21:37] We're the same age. He showed me Rick James It's such a boomer meme.

[03:21:40] We're the same age. He showed me Rick James, fuck your couch

[03:21:42] and like it's the classic hello human resources meme

[03:21:45] And it says like Rick James says fuck your couch

[03:21:48] and the girl is like oh how sweet

[03:21:50] and then JD Vance says can I fuck your couch and the girl's like oh how sweet and then jd vance says can i fuck your couch and the

[03:21:52] girls like hello human resources he sent me he showed me that meme

[03:21:56] physically in the real world what a fucking boomer.

[03:22:02] Can I tell you how to beat human resources?

[03:22:04] No. Own the company, because I am human resources in my own...

[03:22:08] So whenever Oro has a complaint she complains to me with my head mod and I

[03:22:13] just ignore it.

[03:22:14] That seems good. Seems like a good system you got set up for yourself.

[03:22:20] Let's go get food and bring it back here

[03:22:25] yeah let's go you're hungry i know uh i don't know if it'll be good content but

[03:22:37] Chad by the way I'm just fucking around

[03:22:39] I'm not that crazy

[03:22:43] You wanna get some more waters? Yeah, you can get some water. It's down over here.

[03:22:46] Do you have any idea where the food will be here or no?

[03:22:49] No they haven't brought it out yet.

[03:22:52] I swear I thought she brought it out yet

[03:22:54] no

[03:22:57] yeah i thought

[03:23:03] yeah we're just gonna go buy it.

[03:23:14] That was a cool little podcast we just did there, huh?

[03:23:18] Should I go to LA and hang out with Hasan for a week and just hang out with him?

[03:23:20] Learn everything?

[03:23:22] Is there trash?

[03:23:27] Ask me. more. Is there trash?

[03:23:31] Alright, let's do it! Let's go check out the court real quick and then we'll go.

[03:23:40] This way I don't know where the security went.

[03:23:45] Oh, they probably got food.

[03:23:48] They probably know where the food is. Yeah, true.

[03:23:52] Let's go this way? I don't think it's through here

[03:23:56] It's this way

[03:24:01] It's this way

[03:24:05] Oh shit, people are just like Dude, it's getting real bro

[03:24:07] Bro what is happening here?

[03:24:09] Where's Senna? He should be here.

[03:24:13] Oh shit!

[03:24:17] Something's gonna slip on that. They're gonna be like yo it's Hassan Fall Oh shit! I know.

[03:24:20] I did that, hold on.

[03:24:22] You guys have a towel?

[03:24:24] I spilled the entire

[03:24:26] way.

[03:24:28] Is that enough? I'm sorry, Is that enough?

[03:24:30] I'm sorry, that's not enough.

[03:24:37] Bro it's all the W community bro they're all here.

[03:24:40] It's our replacements.

[03:24:42] Well not Hassan's.

[03:24:43] He's not going anywhere into his politics but

[03:24:45] OTK? I'm a part of it dude.

[03:24:47] This is so embarrassing for me.

[03:24:49] That is pretty embarrassing.

[03:24:50] Yo you see Spudger this is Spudger It is pretty embarrassing.

[03:25:02] I thought you were British. I thought you were British, bitch. I thought you were British.

[03:25:04] Adversity is nice.

[03:25:06] You used to be a British coward.

[03:25:08] No no no.

[03:25:10] Ten minutes ago he was like,

[03:25:12] Now you're like, oh are you Nigerian?

[03:25:17] Oh, you know Vic!

[03:25:21] You might be proud of me he's not used to it.

[03:25:27] What you been doing?

[03:25:28] I'm just sitting right here.

[03:25:31] I don't know this guy. He just fucking...

[03:25:35] He just randomly showed up, bro.

[03:25:43] We're about to find out.

[03:25:45] Nick's got the streamer in Congress.

[03:25:47] Take a little dribble?

[03:25:53] Dude...I gotta take the bag off at least, come on bro.

[03:25:56] I got like a parachute pants on.

[03:26:02] He's about to get sweaty again bro.

[03:26:04] Oh that was a terrible shot

[03:26:07] What? Me?

[03:26:09] You hit the party

[03:26:11] No no no

[03:26:13] Damn

[03:26:14] I swear I'm better than that

[03:26:16] That's embarrassing.

[03:26:17] You'll see. We'll see.

[03:26:19] What are they saying?

[03:26:23] Bro you have Atlanta jeans on!

[03:26:28] I told you.

[03:26:36] Are you intimidated? What's going on? Come say what's up to people.

[03:26:38] Is that trash?

[03:26:41] Wait, there is no way this is trash Hasan.

[03:26:44] It's not.

[03:26:45] Someone threw it up.

[03:26:48] Someone threw it in the bucket. How is that possible?

[03:26:49] Ew!

[03:26:53] Like what the fuck?

[03:26:57] Damn, everyone is... Oh shit now I'm intimidated.

[03:27:02] That's what I was thinking yeah

[03:27:04] No I was just thinking everyone's good

[03:27:08] What are they doing one-on-one?

[03:27:11] Wait hold up

[03:27:15] You want seconds?

[03:27:17] It was great

[03:27:19] Bro, I wanna to play Agent.

[03:27:23] I mean yeah...

[03:27:30] Yo, Asian!

[03:27:32] I wanna play you after.

[03:27:34] I keep thinking you're screaming Asian like...

[03:27:37] Yeah that's what i'm saying cause your racist

[03:27:46] Yo I wanna play you after this. I mean bro, I don't have my blazers on.

[03:27:49] My shirt's not even tied.

[03:27:57] Nate, get over here!

[03:27:59] What?

[03:28:04] I'm just here to provide tech support and a couple one liners when you're bored.

[03:28:06] You're doing well though.

[03:28:11] Some of these guys can actually play by the way.

[03:28:15] No, no, like a lot the dudes are basketball content creators too.

[03:28:20] A lot of the dudes that we're playing against they play high school, some play college...

[03:28:23] Why don't you stop doing this and go play hockey?

[03:28:24] What? Let's go play ice hockey. We'll show them who's real boss here. You ain't no fucking foul nigger!

[03:28:25] You ain't no fucking foul!

[03:28:26] You're fouling the fuck out of me!

[03:28:27] There's no way to call an action scene a foul!

[03:28:28] I'm just a grown ass fan!

[03:28:29] A FOUL?!

[03:28:30] I don't know what you mean by that.

[03:28:31] I don't know what you mean by that.

[03:28:32] I don't know what you mean by that.

[03:28:33] I don't know what you mean by that.

[03:28:34] I don't know what you mean by that. I don't know what you mean by that. I don't know what you mean by that. I spilled so much juice on the court. That's all you can afford? What are they doing?

[03:28:47] Yo, I want an empty beer bro.

[03:28:49] The food is there now by the way.

[03:28:51] Oh, they have food now?

[03:28:53] Yeah.

[03:28:55] You better run and get that seat cut Kyle. I don't know if I can go out there again right now but...

[03:29:01] Hold me back like a player should.

[03:29:05] Alright alright one last one!

[03:29:08] One for the road!

[03:29:12] This is wild everyone's screaming. This is still not what OTK does you know?

[03:29:16] Okay okay one last time.

[03:29:19] For the road!

[03:29:21] Oh my god oh my god

[03:29:27] Whoa we're about to find out.

[03:29:28] Oh thank you.

[03:29:34] They look like a local LA person I don't know who

[03:29:37] like I don't know who, like I don't know what brand Arthur Regal?

[03:29:43] What do you mean?

[03:29:45] Because you made me fucking You made

[03:29:48] You made me play you without me tying my fucking shoelaces.

[03:29:55] A little bit, a little bit, a little bit.

[03:30:00] God damn the amount of fucking cameras in this

[03:30:02] dude now live streams in here is crazy

[03:30:07] maybe it's better to not be in here to eat

[03:30:18] damn we had the best seats why the fuck

[03:30:20] did we get up?

[03:30:27] We messed up What's going on?

[03:30:29] There is food

[03:30:34] Oh my god Yes! Oh hell yeah, thank you.

[03:30:37] Is this our seating son?

[03:30:39] Let's snag it while we can huh?

[03:30:57] I'm so hungry Wow.

[03:30:59] Dude, I smell so bad this shirt.

[03:31:01] Oh, I'm so excited.

[03:31:03] Ooh!

[03:31:06] It's Oh my god. Ooh! Is...

[03:31:06] Chat, it's 430?

[03:31:09] I haven't eaten anything yet today.

[03:31:12] I haven't eaten anything

[03:31:13] yet today. I'm fucking starving.

[03:31:15] Oops, sorry.

[03:31:16] And

[03:31:17] I'm going to try

[03:31:20] to not eat

[03:31:20] too much.

[03:31:27] I can Yeah, we got cash. Like actually? Yeah, we're trying to find another one now but like they're trying to... You guys wanna come over to the base house?

[03:31:28] I mean, yeah!

[03:31:29] You guys could come with us!

[03:31:30] Oh, you guys would too?!

[03:31:31] Yeah!

[03:31:33] We'll all stay and watch this podcast.

[03:31:34] I love watching it.

[03:31:36] We've got a whole basement. We'll bring air mattresses. Yep.

[03:31:37] Lacey?

[03:31:39] Hi!

[03:31:41] Why not a Swiss cheese, why a sweet corn?

[03:31:44] I've not eaten all day because of you.

[03:31:47] You kidnapped me. I'm not eating this all day because of you.

[03:31:49] You kidnapped me.

[03:31:51] I mean, you wanted to come so you were like please

[03:31:53] please I'm serious, ew. Chicken.

[03:32:04] Nick are you not hungry?

[03:32:06] I want you to get food first my love okay?

[03:32:08] Oh thank you! That's very kind of you.

[03:32:09] No problem.

[03:32:28] It's not very good... I don't even care right now. I need it. Like, I need it in my...

[03:32:31] Vegetarian fajita?

[03:32:39] I'm just hanging out chilling.

[03:32:42] You're fat, bro.

[03:33:13] Oh! because I'm sorry, would you have basil?

[03:33:18] What's up brother how ya been? Good to see ya.

[03:33:22] I mean that one's like professional for that

[03:33:30] Let's go. Oh my god, that is a feast.

[03:33:36] Yeah I got meat.

[03:33:38] A little bit of rice. You gotta have some carbs and just...

[03:33:44] And as much fucking

[03:33:45] chicken as possible

[03:33:49] How you doing babe?

[03:33:51] You just came in?

[03:33:58] Nice every angle, yeah literally just got here ugh

[03:34:00] it looks delicious

[03:34:02] Ludd clamped you Jason

[03:34:04] is true. Ludd fucking destroyed you on defense

[03:34:13] oh yeah dig in dude. Get that in there.

[03:34:18] Oh yeah.

[03:34:19] It's not that bad.

[03:34:22] Looks delicious doesn't it?

[03:34:25] Why you being weird Nick? Go get food.

[03:34:27] I'm not getting weird. We gotta let everyone eat first.

[03:34:30] Here, want some food?

[03:34:33] Nah, it's okay. I'm not hungry.

[03:34:35] You want a thing?

[03:34:36] No, I'm good.

[03:34:43] Adam Eaton brought on so many celebrities. This is crazy!

[03:34:46] Can't Texas border with Mexico? What the fuck's going on?

[03:34:48] See it? In Texas border with Mexico what the fuck's going on? This is like

[03:34:52] Say it dude

[03:34:57] You mean bland Oh It's like bland.

[03:35:03] This is good enough for me.

[03:35:08] That's crazy, that blood's right I've never seen this many streams before.

[03:35:12] What makes you feel better? You got the most views out of everybody.

[03:35:15] It's cause I'm here, but...

[03:35:16] That does make me feel better.

[03:35:17] Thank you.

[03:35:18] Hey we still going at 33 huh?

[03:35:20] By we I mean you.

[03:35:21] You wanna know why? It's because we've got that God setup

[03:35:23] That high quality

[03:35:25] That's true

[03:35:27] What's that next level

[03:35:32] I need a DC bag.

[03:35:35] A DC?

[03:35:36] Diet Coke.

[03:35:41] I'm eating like an animal.

[03:35:43] Dude, get that in there man.

[03:35:45] I need you to have the most energy

[03:35:47] you can so you can show these young bloods

[03:35:49] who we are

[03:35:51] in the poggers community. Ludwig's here,

[03:35:52] we got two of us.

[03:35:53] Okay,

[03:35:54] we're cooked on that front.

[03:35:55] Lick can play basketball.

[03:35:58] Can't he?

[03:36:00] Um,

[03:36:01] he can play.

[03:36:02] Oh come on. You gotta hype your friend up dude.

[03:36:04] No I know you're right he's great

[03:36:06] Holy fuck

[03:36:10] My man. It was good

[03:36:15] Chris come say what up to the stream.

[03:36:17] Are you streaming right now?

[03:36:19] Yeah bro everybody is streaming

[03:36:21] Can I give him a hug?

[03:36:23] He wants to hug the chat huh

[03:36:24] go ahead

[03:36:25] go hug him

[03:36:25] how y'all doing

[03:36:26] how y'all doing

[03:36:26] that girl

[03:36:30] y'all ate today

[03:36:31] or he just eating

[03:36:32] in front of y'all

[03:36:32] beating y'all niggas

[03:36:34] well you fucked up

[03:36:35] you fucked up as well you don't know. Probably not that much How many points you got this month?

[03:36:52] I need 10 rebounds If you can't crack a double digits on points, can we get 10 rebounds?

[03:36:57] That's all you need. 10 rebounds? That's all you need, 10. Bro the thing is

[03:36:59] We got bigger men than me on my team

[03:37:03] Yeah

[03:37:10] I saw him earlier, he's not that much taller than me.

[03:37:12] Is someone sitting here? No, you are.

[03:37:21] Literally, let me shoot. I'm gonna meet you. Chris, when are you making a return?

[03:37:25] When are you making a fucking glorious return?

[03:37:28] They say that you're going to be back in my days. bro what are you making a glorious they say

[03:37:29] they say back in my days they didn't even lock down duke dennis

[03:37:37] 21 year old days man he was a nice guy bro

[03:37:42] how about it are you good at basketball?

[03:37:44] I started 7 months ago, i played with him

[03:37:46] You started 7 months ago?

[03:37:48] No no but im like the ideal… Whoa!

[03:37:50] Seven lunch pails?

[03:37:51] No, because I'm like the white guy who only goes for rebounds.

[03:37:55] A lot of hustle every single play.

[03:37:58] No jumping.

[03:37:59] He's an intelligent player. a real lunch pail...

[03:38:02] A real gym rat.

[03:38:03] Yeah.

[03:38:04] Real lunch pail kind of guy.

[03:38:06] He's a fighter.

[03:38:07] First in, last out?

[03:38:09] Can't be mad at a guy for being first in, last out. Yeah. Can't be mad at a guy for being first in less out.

[03:38:11] Yeah.

[03:38:13] Can't do it.

[03:38:18] We are.

[03:38:22] Yeah bro, we're win today. Wait, are we on the same team? Yeah bro, we're Mark's team right?

[03:38:24] Who brings the ball down in this game?

[03:38:29] I don't know who is our guard.

[03:38:31] Are you going to be around?

[03:38:32] I gotcha

[03:38:33] Bro, bro

[03:38:35] Guard!

[03:38:43] Who's gonna...

[03:38:45] Who's our point guard?

[03:38:46] Are you our point guard?

[03:38:48] It don't matter.

[03:38:51] Go ahead.

[03:38:53] Go ahead pull up a chair! Pull up a chair!

[03:38:55] There's a chair right there.

[03:38:57] Chair right there.

[03:39:01] Oh wow okay bro sorry.

[03:39:04] Nah it's cool man. You're literally Hollywood you hear me earlier? Oh wow, okay bro. Sorry I'm staying in LSU Hollywood

[03:39:04] Nah it's cool man

[03:39:05] You're literally Hollywood

[03:39:06] You married me earlier because you wanted a 1v1 agent

[03:39:08] You fucking changed

[03:39:09] That's fire

[03:39:10] Oh that's fire?

[03:39:12] We come in here

[03:39:13] We get in here together

[03:39:15] And he tries to fucking play me

[03:39:17] He tries to play me 1v1

[03:39:20] Got me sweating before we fucking started

[03:39:23] I got it on YouTube

[03:39:27] I lost

[03:39:31] I think you've seen that

[03:39:37] Yeah which guy?

[03:39:39] Peyton. The 6'8 guy?

[03:39:41] No no no. One of them.

[03:39:43] They had two 6' 8 guys injured in the house

[03:39:47] Can't play at all. But, fortunately they have me so I'm going to stop in for the start.

[03:39:54] Hey that's what I'm talking about.

[03:39:56] Duke should just play, no?

[03:39:58] No! Don't suggest that.

[03:40:00] Well, it seems fair.

[03:40:01] Wait is he really good or something?

[03:40:03] He was pretty good.

[03:40:04] But I don't think he's better than the person who they lost right?

[03:40:07] You know what? He might not be actually...

[03:40:08] Yo!

[03:40:09] He's definitely here.

[03:40:10] Do you think Duke is better than the dude that they lost?

[03:40:13] Peyton?

[03:40:15] Have you seen Peyton play?

[03:40:21] I don't know. Have you seen Payton play? He's shorter.

[03:40:23] He's shorter.

[03:40:25] But are the coaches playing?

[03:40:27] No, but he was saying like oh maybe Duke should play.

[03:40:30] That sounds fair to me if they lost a guy.

[03:40:31] I don't think it's fair.

[03:40:32] I don't want him to play.

[03:40:33] We lost the guy.

[03:40:34] What do you think is fair?

[03:40:35] I'm saying let Duke play because we lost a guy.

[03:40:37] Oh, bro knowing Duke and Martin they probably gonna play regardless of that.

[03:40:43] They both gonna play.

[03:40:45] Jason you think your taking that starting spot?

[03:40:47] Hell yeah!

[03:40:49] Come on, bro.

[03:40:55] There's like eight mics in here, bro.

[03:40:58] Is it muted?

[03:41:01] That with 33 isn't so...

[03:41:07] Yeah but yeah, I'm winning.

[03:41:09] Who are the two coaches?

[03:41:11] Mark and Dupreeh Is Mark...

[03:41:15] ...a failure of goodness, huh? Not yet. I need another big play like this

[03:41:19] My horse needs to have his energy

[03:41:21] Yeah

[03:41:22] What are you betting on me or something i've been with you

[03:41:30] what do you mean everyone did oh yeah I missed that.

[03:41:34] This is the day we're ending the Duke Dynasty.

[03:41:40] No, it's only if he plays you under. If he doesn't play...

[03:41:44] He can just say...

[03:41:44] I know but still. This is the Duke glazing

[03:41:47] That's all I see on my timeline

[03:41:49] That's not gonna change if there are people like Sine walking around

[03:41:52] Alright Hassam? I owe some very dangerous people a lot of money

[03:41:55] and I put a parlay on you

[03:41:57] Five rebounds

[03:41:59] You're cooked

[03:41:59] Over

[03:42:02] I'm not. Five points? Five, about five points.

[03:42:06] No, I mean...

[03:42:07] To save my life?

[03:42:08] I'm just fucking around.

[03:42:09] One B-1 now is lowkey cooking.

[03:42:10] Oh we got IG assets.

[03:42:11] Oh my god it looks so fucking yakked bro!

[03:42:12] Jesus!

[03:42:13] What the fuck man?!

[03:42:14] You're gonna get a lot of money from this shit.

[03:42:15] Yeah, yeah.

[03:42:16] I don't know what to do with that. I don't even know how much money I have left. I don't even know how much money I have left. IG has it. Oh my god, I look so fucking yacked bro!

[03:42:17] Jesus! What?

[03:42:19] Yo!

[03:42:21] Chat! Well you look handsome

[03:42:25] Bro what is happening bro?

[03:42:28] I look fucking insane!

[03:42:32] No we do this in the morning.

[03:42:43] Two tortillas I don't know. Do we post on IG now?

[03:42:45] Like no, that's too...

[03:42:49] You're supposed to.

[03:42:50] You're supposed to post today, yeah.

[03:42:51] I'm supposed to right now.

[03:42:53] Um... Do you want to see my pictures?

[03:42:54] Yeah, let me see yours.

[03:42:56] They just sent it to me?

[03:42:57] God damn.

[03:42:58] Oh, they sent it to me like an hour ago and they have

[03:43:00] Wait, I'm in the

[03:43:02] thumbnail. What the fuck?

[03:43:04] Why am I in the thumbnail?

[03:43:06] Team Mark versus team Duke

[03:43:08] Dennis is me, Mags,

[03:43:10] Duke-Dennis, Mark, Ray and me on the thumbnail?

[03:43:13] That's crazy.

[03:43:15] Wait did they remove me?

[03:43:17] You're not on the film bow.

[03:43:18] They have the ugliest picture of me of all time.

[03:43:27] Yo, that look- okay. That looked good.

[03:43:31] Oh yeah he's streaming on Twitch. Boom. Okay.

[03:43:31] Boom.

[03:43:32] Okay.

[03:43:33] Boom.

[03:43:33] Bro, ain't no...

[03:43:34] Why am I in the thumbnail?

[03:43:35] Like, what the fuck?

[03:43:36] I don't know.

[03:43:37] Maybe a recognizable face?

[03:43:39] This is the old thumbnail.

[03:43:40] Bro, there's like...

[03:43:41] The picture they used.

[03:43:42] Wait you-

[03:43:43] Oh they cut you out and put me in instead!

[03:43:44] Damn!

[03:43:45] He replaced you!

[03:43:45] Yeah but the picture...

[03:43:47] I'm- look at me, I'm happy!

[03:43:48] Look at the pictures!

[03:43:51] Damn.

[03:43:51] Look at that!

[03:43:53] Why do you look like a pervert? Cause they use the weird- First of all, don't say that. I was thinking it and I would know.

[03:43:57] I love you, you're not a pervert but you look like one in that

[03:44:01] You look like a nice guy who looks like a pervert in that photo Dan! Good to see you. Good to see ya, bud.

[03:44:14] How are you doing?

[03:44:15] Good.

[03:44:16] Good to see you too.

[03:44:20] What's happening?

[03:44:21] How're you doing?

[03:44:22] Good.

[03:44:23] You been here all weekend?

[03:44:24] Yeah I got in. night as I arrived.

[03:44:29] It's crazy.

[03:44:31] I came in from San Francisco.

[03:44:38] It's crazy that they have red eyes in san francisco to austin you leave like an 11 10 and then you get in at 4 50 which is really what are you trying to do

[03:44:43] i'm like the rental car place is not open.

[03:44:46] Nothing's open?

[03:44:47] No, nothing actually.

[03:44:48] That's crazy to think.

[03:44:50] I don't know.

[03:44:52] But the airport was packed.

[03:44:54] Really?

[03:44:56] At 4am?

[03:44:59] Oh, I see know It's like

[03:45:07] It's like

[03:45:08] Shit man

[03:45:08] I gotta get that cut

[03:45:10] Chris come sit with us bro

[03:45:12] What're you doing by yourself?

[03:45:15] Oh

[03:45:16] Come pull up

[03:45:18] Oh Man Oh, come pull up here. Pull up here. Oh!

[03:45:23] Oh nice.

[03:45:25] You had the best one there.

[03:45:28] Are you playing today?

[03:45:29] No, I have fallen off and just like

[03:45:31] I brought my only black friends

[03:45:37] I gotta have one somewhere Yeah, I was the ticket in you know?

[03:45:42] When we first walked

[03:45:44] in and dudes

[03:45:46] started dabbing you up, I lost my mind.

[03:45:48] Why? I thought it was so sick. know a few people bro as soon as we walked in

[03:45:53] yeah he's like oh my god that used to be somebody once

[03:45:57] that was the that was aura? That was very cool.

[03:46:00] Not bad, right?

[03:46:01] That was aura.

[03:46:02] Aura.

[03:46:04] We lost it though.

[03:46:05] Lud you know I fumbled Milena?

[03:46:07] What do you mean?

[03:46:08] I took some bad photos and she's never come back.

[03:46:12] What bad photos? With one of my friends in Amsterdam.

[03:46:15] Wait, what?

[03:46:16] You wanna see the photo?

[03:46:17] What is this... yeah.

[03:46:20] It was bad.

[03:46:24] I mean, what might be worse is how quickly you're able to fold this photo. Well, I haven't saved.

[03:46:27] You see my hand?

[03:46:29] Oh yeah...

[03:46:30] That's a bit casual.

[03:46:32] That's a bit casual.

[03:46:33] That's a bit casual.

[03:46:35] Where is that?

[03:46:37] It's in Amsterdam.

[03:46:39] Okay, that's crazy!

[03:46:41] Why is that crazy?!

[03:46:46] Because it's okay if the picture's taken but you posted it.

[03:46:48] Yeah...

[03:46:51] What was your thoughts?

[03:46:55] I don't know what to say to you. Ludwig Ogren?

[03:47:01] That's crazy, everyone knows how bad a fuck they are with me.

[03:47:05] Why is your hand so low man? What's going on?

[03:47:07] I just thought that was where it belonged.

[03:47:11] Did I delete it? It got 15,000 likes

[03:47:13] That's a lot for me Yeah Yeah, I grew up in New Hampshire.

[03:47:16] Oh okay yeah.

[03:47:18] This is from our phones too.

[03:47:22] What?

[03:47:29] I'll be up there august i'll be up there august 7th and 8th

[03:47:37] a year show check go to my Instagram if you want to see it.

[03:47:43] Ooh, someone says backpack quality insane! Is this 4K?

[03:47:45] Damn near. It is. Chris what Chris, what happened to your leg?

[03:47:49] Your knee right?

[03:47:53] Really?

[03:47:55] No way!

[03:47:56] I don't know if it's true or not. Wait were you actually No way!

[03:48:01] Wait, were you actually or are you fucking around? Yeah it's... I had like this chest boston thing that i was seeing

[03:48:09] Yeah, it's bad on the knees for sure

[03:48:11] Like I brought my tendon braces from LA with me

[03:48:17] Tendon braces, yeah.

[03:48:20] Oh my god I hope I...

[03:48:24] Nothing really and I think I just

[03:48:26] hold on, I really hope I didn't fucking leave them in

[03:48:28] my hotel room.

[03:48:30] I gotta go check.

[03:48:34] I gotta go look at something back here that I left here.

[03:48:39] Oh, we're good. Oh thank God.

[03:48:41] Oh thank God.

[03:48:53] I was so worried.

[03:48:56] It's like it packs your shit up.

[03:48:56] Yeah,

[03:48:57] it's like a it's like a weight brace

[03:48:58] is the same thing.

[03:49:00] I think it like serves

[03:49:01] the purpose of having a stronger ACL

[03:49:04] Are you letting him scream on their stage?

[03:49:07] Just, I don't know maybe its placebo but I like it

[03:49:26] Do you have someone out there that can push it with your arm i like it Can you chat with him? When does it start?

[03:49:30] Can I swap it to the...

[03:49:35] I have a question for you. That's crazy!

[03:49:39] Can I swap my stream

[03:49:41] to the dualstream, is that like

[03:49:43] thing you guys are doing? If you can give me a key and then

[03:49:50] unless you're going through a cloud If you give me whatever link you guys are outputting to, I can put it up there.

[03:50:00] Because I have his stream on my cloud.

[03:50:02] Oh, you have it on your cloud?

[03:50:04] So then all you need to do is bring it down and if that goes down, you have something

[03:50:10] that keeps the stream going.

[03:50:11] You just need to stream to his cloud server.

[03:50:13] I normally run the same process as he does.

[03:50:16] That's why I invited him to come see and use my stuff?

[03:50:17] No, I was gonna bring my own shit.

[03:50:21] I was gonna bring my own shit.

[03:50:23] Can't we just put their stream on there?

[03:50:25] Does it have to be their ingest?

[03:50:28] It would be better if its their ingest.

[03:50:32] Easy. You can even swap it

[03:50:34] Especially with RTMP. Bro you can swap

[03:50:36] and do your own commentary in between.

[03:50:38] I could put my mic over it, yeah.

[03:50:39] Yeah.

[03:50:40] Yeah.

[03:50:41] We could.

[03:50:43] What's up?

[03:50:45] You want to shoot around?

[03:50:46] I'm down.

[03:50:48] I mean... Let me let this sit here a little bit

[03:50:52] I gotta make sure Orro's awake so he can get it done

[03:50:54] Wanna 1v1?

[03:50:55] No

[03:50:56] No

[03:50:57] No

[03:51:02] See.. See the prom Chris No. Dude, I don't know

[03:51:04] look, there's a lot of

[03:51:06] amp dudes on the play

[03:51:11] How do you there's a lot of amputees on the play I was trying to get you back in the game how many conferences have you played?

[03:51:13] 2019

[03:51:15] no, 2021

[03:51:20] and are you no longer playing?

[03:51:22] Yeah, the only reason I don't play is because if my knee gave out or anything,

[03:51:30] Mr. Beast would have got me in the knee

[03:51:38] Did you have any injury and just didn't get surgery?

[03:51:45] I haven't been in this place. And you just haven't had surgery?

[03:51:47] No, not like someone gets buried with a sword.

[03:51:51] But you know, you will get

[03:51:53] something

[03:51:53] so that like

[03:51:54] I mean

[03:51:55] Rage got a

[03:51:56] fucking knee thing

[03:51:57] I have a knee

[03:51:57] thing too

[03:51:58] uh

[03:51:59] but he

[03:52:00] like

[03:52:00] I feel like

[03:52:01] it never heals

[03:52:01] right

[03:52:02] like

[03:52:02] I had to

[03:52:03] get laparoscopic surgery on him because I had like it never heals right. Like, I had to get laparoscopic surgery on him

[03:52:04] because I had a cartilage

[03:52:06] that was just swirling around in there

[03:52:08] and they had to take it out

[03:52:10] And then they did

[03:52:11] and I feel like I never healed it correctly

[03:52:14] So now,

[03:52:17] I still have kind of a bum knee.

[03:52:19] I mean, I can go.

[03:52:20] I don't have an issue

[03:52:21] but I'm saying that

[03:52:22] it could be better

[03:52:26] But there's not really much you can do um if you give him like uh whatever he needs basketball He's like Jokic. I just need someone to push it to him.

[03:52:46] Yeah, can you shoot?

[03:52:48] Oh, I see.

[03:52:50] Have you watched the game?

[03:52:53] Well we played...

[03:52:55] It was me and him versus Max.

[03:52:58] Shaq and Kobe.

[03:52:59] Where can I talk to you? Is it on Discord?

[03:53:03] So we have our own OBS in the cloud right?

[03:53:06] So if you give me something that I can put into a media source, then I can do it easily.

[03:53:11] No no no they play like... we're Shaq and Kobe so he's obviously Shaq.

[03:53:15] You're Kobe yeah that's a good one. So why does that make swimming in the world easier?

[03:53:19] How about, I hope you can actually do something to give me the push-in.

[03:53:24] No because we're already live right?

[03:53:28] So we are the ones that are alive

[03:53:33] i don't think we're anything like any of the people that you suggested there was a

[03:53:38] i'll take i'll take, I'll take

[03:53:39] Yeah you can be Brian Scalabrini

[03:53:41] Okay, I can do that

[03:53:43] Brian?

[03:53:44] Brian Scalabrini is right when he says

[03:53:46] I'm closer to LeBron than you are to me

[03:53:51] Yeah no,

[03:53:51] you are way further.

[03:53:53] You're even further than the average.

[03:53:56] You don't have any questions.

[03:53:57] Oh my bad, my bad. We're on the same team.

[03:53:59] We're on the same team. You're right, you're right.

[03:54:06] He's gonna be running waters up and down.

[03:54:10] Again! team kill!

[03:54:12] Sorry sorry sorry

[03:54:16] My dad likes NASCAR

[03:54:20] My stat line I'm going for is eight minutes, zero points,

[03:54:25] four rebounds.

[03:54:27] My name's Nick by the way.

[03:54:28] There are so many steals.

[03:54:31] Probably at least Sam Gilford

[03:54:37] I'll get at least a jump bar

[03:54:41] It depends how finicky the ref is.

[03:54:43] I've never played with a ref before.

[03:54:47] You've never played with a ref?

[03:54:50] Oh yeah, he's only played basketball for seven months.

[03:54:55] Wait, seven months?

[03:54:57] No, here is what happened.

[03:54:59] On one faithful evening at shitcon or shit camp rather sorry Ludwig decided to Ludwig decided

[03:55:10] the challenge me to a game I can pick up basketball

[03:55:12] I told him Ludd yeah I mean don this. He said, I got you.

[03:55:17] So we played half court.

[03:55:19] We can just go to like 1v1 whatever scene we want, you know?

[03:55:22] Make it take it.

[03:55:24] And I said to him, look,

[03:55:27] I'm going to make this fair.

[03:55:28] I'm only going to play

[03:55:29] with my left hand.

[03:55:30] I'm going to be...

[03:55:30] I'm going to play

[03:55:31] with my weaker hand.

[03:55:32] That was a lie.

[03:55:34] That was a lie.

[03:55:35] I don't have a weaker hand.

[03:55:38] So I fucking 11-0'd him. Okay, so you feel good lying to me?

[03:55:40] Meaning your left hand or you mean...

[03:55:42] No no no! I'm not left handed.

[03:55:44] What's the score?

[03:55:45] Oh uh, I skonked him. 11-0.

[03:55:47] You didn't score a fucking...

[03:55:49] Bro, this is before I played basketball. This was like a year and half ago.

[03:55:52] You started at 6 off the bat?

[03:55:54] I started at six off the bat.

[03:55:55] You could have de-started late.

[03:55:56] You gotta try to get long. Nah, when you don't play Yeah.

[03:56:09] However, to be fair and this is So the only way he's going to score is by taking a long shot.

[03:56:12] However, to be fair, and this is the beautiful part of the story... This created an incredible moment for Ludwig where his life how does it fit his life trajectory was altered that was two years

[03:56:21] ago i started seven months ago how's the math work he's been a he's become a phenomenal ball

[03:56:27] player since then i waited 18 months after that and I was like, you know what it's time.

[03:56:32] Because Hassan did not do 18 months of that...

[03:56:36] Are you fucking with the journey now?

[03:56:39] I love playing, yeah.

[03:56:41] Cause I just have a group of friends that I play with every week

[03:56:43] almost never miss it

[03:56:45] Like I'm flying back tomorrow early to play with them

[03:56:49] You're flying back early just to play with them?

[03:56:52] That's insane!

[03:56:53] Hassan, say, Hassan

[03:56:55] Basketball that's what it's about

[03:56:56] It's a community

[03:56:57] Bro I play four times a week

[03:56:58] I know

[03:57:00] When I was like 40 in the Bay Area,

[03:57:03] I found this group and that's 15 years.

[03:57:06] Are you getting better at basketball?

[03:57:09] My journey is to get help.

[03:57:11] Well, that's getting better

[03:57:17] sure okay all right aside where do you play for

[03:57:22] uh i play at random park? So, you'll play pick up all the time and I and if

[03:57:39] I don't have anyone to play pickup with because I played pretty early

[03:57:41] I will just run drills by myself. And it's like

[03:57:45] shitty drills usually, but

[03:57:47] It's like TikTok drills and stuff like that.

[03:57:51] Yeah! For sure.

[03:57:55] We have literally played pick up when people are ragging at us.

[03:57:59] Yeah, like a couple of times. Rarely.

[03:58:01] We don't play that frequently.

[03:58:03] He's ass.

[03:58:05] He's a hater. He's an ass.

[03:58:06] Don't forget what I did to you and Earl Sweatshirt.

[03:58:07] Oh yeah, don't, don't.

[03:58:08] That was bad.

[03:58:09] That was bad.

[03:58:10] It was fine.

[03:58:11] It was black history.

[03:58:12] That would mean it was all over the place.

[03:58:13] Yeah, that was good.

[03:58:14] That was good.

[03:58:15] That was good.

[03:58:16] That was good. That was good. That was bad. It was fine. It was black history month.

[03:58:18] We had a lot to overcome.

[03:58:21] Who was on my team?

[03:58:24] I don't know. I think he's a real one.

[03:58:33] Okay, it's 5...

[03:58:37] PM which means at the top of the arrow there's a 3 minute break.

[03:58:41] Serving it right in front of Dan Clancy, that's crazy.

[03:58:43] That's light work, it's not even a big deal for me.

[03:58:45] This is what I do, you know what I mean?

[03:58:47] This is what I fucking do, chat.

[03:58:53] If you no longer want to see those ads all you need to do is subscribe for $5 or free with a Twitch Prime.

[03:58:55] Well it's six dollars now.

[03:58:57] It's six dollars now.

[03:58:59] Yeah that's right.

[03:59:02] Hey, the poor guy needs some money. My bad, my bad.

[03:59:03] Yeah yeah yeah...

[03:59:04] No.

[03:59:05] Dude I'm doing Hacker Man stuff to get this set up Moe.

[03:59:07] Oh really?

[03:59:08] Cause I don't have my computer with me,

[03:59:10] so I have to find all these things but we should be good.

[03:59:15] Hell yeah.

[03:59:17] I mean, I dunno,

[03:59:18] I thought it would be easier on Nick to not have to...

[03:59:23] He would look better.

[03:59:24] The second I'm clear, I'm going home and going to bed.

[03:59:27] Tired?

[03:59:28] I go to bed at 9 o'clock these days.

[03:59:30] Yeah, I texted him at like 1 a.m. last night from... Knocked out cold. Go to bed at 9 o'clock these days. Yeah, I texted him at like 1am last night

[03:59:32] from Knockout Gold McClure every day.

[03:59:34] Oh that's awesome!

[03:59:36] I wake up at 6.

[03:59:38] I go to bed at 10-11.

[03:59:40] It's not as crazy as 9.

[03:59:45] I love going to bed early Did you just get off the plane?

[03:59:47] Yeah

[03:59:48] Like, you flew in straight out of France

[03:59:50] No no no, what's LA?

[03:59:52] Oh, you were in L.A. Yeah, I saw what's LA? Oh you were in LA!

[03:59:52] Yeah I saw my beautiful girlfriend for a day.

[03:59:56] She's at my house right now.

[03:59:57] I was gonna make a joke.

[03:59:58] I was.

[04:00:00] She's not at my house right now.

[04:00:01] Is she a...

[04:00:02] Are you kidding me? She's queen.

[04:00:03] Yeah, you're making her work without working yourself.

[04:00:05] Lazy!

[04:00:06] Dude that was- this is the first podcast episode I haven't done.

[04:00:09] It's historic.

[04:00:10] Who's your guest?

[04:00:11] Porter Robinson.

[04:00:12] That's his girlfriend?

[04:00:13] No, no. His girlfriend is Cutie Cinderella, Porter Robinson. That's it, that's it. No.

[04:00:15] No, his girlfriend is Cutie Cinderella,

[04:00:17] my podcast co-hosts.

[04:00:19] Now, um... I didn't...

[04:00:20] I wanted to be on the pod.

[04:00:21] You think I don't want

[04:00:21] to fucking be on the pod?

[04:00:22] Why do you feel like

[04:00:23] you're not respecting her time porter's time that's

[04:00:25] crazy because she literally chose the one time i'm out of the fucking state

[04:00:34] i'm hearing other people talk about how quality is ass on their streams.

[04:00:37] Yeah we don't do ass quality.

[04:00:39] We watch what's for ten years and make sure that shit looks good.

[04:00:42] No, we don't do that phone stuff okay?

[04:00:46] I know. No, we don't do that phone stuff. I just told you the audio is really good.

[04:00:48] It's great.

[04:00:49] It is.

[04:00:50] It's insane.

[04:00:51] We make different phones.

[04:00:52] What?

[04:00:53] Yeah.

[04:00:54] The audio isn't bad though.

[04:00:55] Phone audio is not bad actually. Phone audio is not bad actually, phone audio is not bad.

[04:00:57] Phone audio?

[04:00:58] It's not bad I'll be honest these phones are just as good.

[04:01:02] Yeah if you're streaming off the Samsung it isn't that bad.

[04:01:05] The only problem with the Samsung is that like there isn't multiple routers, that's it.

[04:01:10] And if there was multiple...

[04:01:11] You can put in multiple SIMs.

[04:01:12] Well no you can't use the multiple SIMS on the Samsung.

[04:01:15] Yeah.

[04:01:16] You can get three because you can use

[04:01:19] Wi-Fi, the one

[04:01:21] SIM. They do have multiple SIMs but they don't

[04:01:22] bond. Before they figure out

[04:01:24] how to do like multi

[04:01:26] SIM swap in the same way that that has on a phone.

[04:01:30] Phone quality...

[04:01:32] Phone streaming is not gonna be better.

[04:01:35] Those are six.

[04:01:42] You're all going with high end end, not the watching solo. TVU.

[04:01:43] He has the crazy amount.

[04:01:44] And then it bonds them where it gives you increased bandwidth as opposed to just one

[04:01:49] of them and that's the other thing is like bro

[04:01:51] keeps lowering their number now he's saying six months first it was

[04:01:55] saying seven months

[04:01:58] of the fucking number of months that he started.

[04:02:04] Bro, you keep this shit up?

[04:02:06] What's going on man?

[04:02:07] You keep this shit up?

[04:02:08] Nice to meet you.

[04:02:09] How are you doing?

[04:02:10] Good to see you bro. Nice to meet you as well. you doing? Good to see you, bro.

[04:02:11] Nice to meet you as well. Yes sir! You streaming or anything?

[04:02:14] Yeah I'm streaming right now.

[04:02:17] Pretty good leaners, right? Yup.

[04:02:19] You ready for basketball?

[04:02:20] I'm ready.

[04:02:22] I mean, I got the chicken in me.

[04:02:24] We're about to find out.

[04:02:26] People are not really thinking that I am that good of a ball player so

[04:02:29] I'm going to take advantage of that.

[04:02:31] No, I'm reffing!

[04:02:32] Yeah, but I might change the dressing room. No, I'm reffing. Oh you're reffing?

[04:02:36] Yeah but I might change that the rest of the game depending on now if it's better or not.

[04:02:39] That's good to know! You're reffing!

[04:02:42] I got a pocket here.

[04:02:48] I got a pocket here. You need some money? Yeah, we need some money I think.

[04:02:52] Here we go. Don't let anyone see! I got some. You got some? I got some.

[04:02:54] Here we go.

[04:02:55] There.

[04:02:56] Don't let anyone see it.

[04:02:57] Bro, this is not enough money.

[04:02:58] He's a streamer.

[04:02:59] It's a joke.

[04:03:00] Bro you giving me one dollar?

[04:03:01] What are you doing?

[04:03:02] That's a lot of money for a joke.

[04:03:04] Euros?

[04:03:06] That's crazy.

[04:03:09] Sorry I don't have enough money in my wallet for you, Hasan.

[04:03:12] What he needs are ones here.

[04:03:14] Yeah, he gave me ones too!

[04:03:16] He was like here's five dollars and eight

[04:03:18] ones.

[04:03:20] It's actually 500 bucks

[04:03:22] but hey I guess that's not enough for him.

[04:03:24] Not enough for Sketch now. It was not, are we lying now?

[04:03:26] Sketch is a big star.

[04:03:27] True.

[04:03:28] Are we lying about how much money there was there?

[04:03:30] A little bit, we lie about everything.

[04:03:33] I thought you were broke what happened?

[04:03:36] Oh, I lied about that

[04:03:39] Dude it's getting real in here

[04:03:43] It's getting crowded

[04:03:45] I think I need me a little cake to finish this off.

[04:03:50] I'm going to pee.

[04:03:52] I don't know where the bathroom is. Where's the trash?

[04:04:01] Up front.

[04:04:04] Oro, can you answer my messages?

[04:04:12] Oh, fuck. Do you know how to do media source, Laura?

[04:04:20] Did you do it right? You have to check the box when you put them in your source though Is that the trash?

[04:04:22] You have to check it

[04:04:24] What about the bathroom, where's the nearest bathroom?

[04:04:29] You have who?

[04:04:33] Oh.

[04:04:35] Okay, uh let me see

[04:04:37] what I can do about that

[04:04:39] He's a Twitch streamer! he's a twitch streamer he's a two-streamer

[04:04:45] yeah no my mom doesn't know i'll see what i can do but um

[04:04:50] yeah there's a lot of people in there There will be a loosey here with him.

[04:05:06] Where's the restroom on that way?

[04:05:10] It's on that wall, and you'll see it as we run through. Oh, back that way?

[04:05:15] Through there? Okay, hold on.

[04:05:16] I'm going to put my mic down. Hello?

[04:05:17] I'll be back.

[04:05:21] Oh shit!

[04:05:22] Okay, lug. Okay, Ludd.

[04:05:24] Okay, Ludd.

[04:05:26] It's only...

[04:05:28] Ok so you make a new scene

[04:05:31] I'm gonna pee

[04:05:33] That man is trying to get in.

[04:05:35] Make a new scene called phone...

[04:05:37] He's trying to get in here apparently.

[04:05:39] Phone 2

[04:05:41] Wait, wait go to phone right now! There's already a phone there.

[04:05:43] Go to Phone.

[04:05:48] Yeah, what is that?

[04:05:50] Can you right click it?

[04:05:53] You go to properties.

[04:05:58] Oh that sure as hell is not it. Okay delete that?

[04:06:00] Wait, actually don't delete that.

[04:06:04] So the thing I sent you that's like hidden

[04:06:08] That you have to unhide in Discord

[04:06:11] Put that in there

[04:06:15] Go to the discord and just yeah whatever the fuck that is get rid of that.

[04:06:31] Yep, that's it. Make sure there are no spaces in the front or back.

[04:06:40] Yep, just check it. And that's it right?

[04:06:43] So we're going to test this right now okay?

[04:06:46] Get rid of my sponsors off of Sunstream.

[04:06:49] Yep, now swap to it.

[04:06:53] Yep, check it.

[04:06:55] And that's it right?

[04:06:57] So we're going to this right now, okay?

[04:07:01] Get rid of my sponsors off the sound stream.

[04:07:04] A little cake to like finish us off. I'm going to pee.

[04:07:08] Yep. Transition.

[04:07:10] Alright, now delete. Yep. Transition. I don't know what the bathroom means?

[04:07:14] Alright, now delete that off that page.

[04:07:16] Get out of studio mode.

[04:07:18] Where's the track...

[04:07:21] Yep and just delete that media source. Delete that shit. Yeah perfect we did it

[04:07:25] So I'm going to send that to them

[04:07:29] okay? And they're gonna put that in there, Oro.

[04:07:33] And it's going to be good yeah? Thank you.

[04:07:40] Hearts for Oro chat. Just message me if you need me.

[04:07:48] Okay.

[04:08:04] Okay Okay.

[04:08:07] We should be good So whenever they give us the link...

[04:08:16] So chat, as soon as

[04:08:20] As soon as

[04:08:24] The stream pulls up on... Should I just go home or do i have to stay?

[04:08:34] It's actually really crazy that I'm seeing all these people on Twitter in real life.

[04:08:40] You know? It's nuts.

[04:08:44] It's kind of crazy.

[04:08:48] Do I have to stay? Do I have to commentate it?

[04:08:56] Oh my god, our quality is disgusting. You're the announcer?

[04:09:09] Bro, look at this quality on stream.

[04:09:12] Holy shit dude, hearts for Arthur bro.

[04:09:16] You see Sketch in the background there? Oh shit, dude. Hearts for Arthur bro.

[04:09:21] You see Sketch in the background there? That's really good.

[04:09:33] What time is the game? It's about two hours until it starts.

[04:09:37] Fuck, that's a long ass time bro.

[04:09:42] Should I get food? Nah, I'm like

[04:09:44] I'm always like the guy who is not going to eat

[04:09:46] because I have a feeling if

[04:09:48] everyone was to get sick I would have been smart by not eating.

[04:09:52] So if everyone eats from something

[04:09:53] I never eat from it.

[04:09:56] Is that crazy?

[04:10:01] I'm not gonna take the food last. I'm not going to eat it.

[04:10:08] You're gonna die?

[04:10:11] What's that backpack even at?

[04:10:17] Damn!

[04:10:18] Wait, where is my backpack anyways?

[04:10:21] Oh shit. Bloody hell. I'll try it next week. Blood eater? I can check again just in case.

[04:10:22] No, that's okay.

[04:10:23] I believe in it.

[04:10:24] I think it's going to be good.

[04:10:25] It's gonna be real good.

[04:10:26] Yeah.

[04:10:27] Come on, I gotta make sure you're safe.

[04:10:28] Okay.

[04:10:29] You got a knife?

[04:10:30] Yeah.

[04:10:31] Oh, yeah.

[04:10:32] I'm not gonna do anything. I don't know what the hell happened. I'm just gonna go back and get my backpack anyways. It's gonna be real good.

[04:10:37] That's good, that's a really good bag. It's 3 out of 5 and we've been live for 4 hours.

[04:10:41] This thing can at least do eight hours

[04:10:44] holy fuck eight hours on one battery chat the mics

[04:10:49] yeah we got two pair of mics it's the tech!

[04:10:54] It's working.

[04:10:56] It's really good.

[04:11:04] Oh, sound is back thank god. I was not watching the game Wait, oh, Ahsan's back. Thank God

[04:11:09] It's crazy how Cine is just not back here bro

[04:11:11] Why isn't Cine

[04:11:13] back here?

[04:11:24] Wait, what is she doing? I haven't seen her since I got back.

[04:11:35] Should we go find Sita? Or does no one care?

[04:11:38] I kinda wanna find her. It should all be good.

[04:11:52] Oh hell yes, thank you Nate.

[04:11:56] Looks good! Wait where's the bathroom at? That's good.

[04:12:01] Where is the bathroom at?

[04:12:05] Do you have to go outside?

[04:12:10] No... I need to, dude, I need you to shoot a fucking TikTok. There's so many fucking TikTok people here that like know how to do it.

[04:12:14] Bro, I can't help ya.

[04:12:15] I'm so old man.

[04:12:16] I'm so fuckin' old chat.

[04:12:17] It's so sad how old I am bro just stick with what you're good at

[04:12:20] talking about politics and farm twitch all right no but i like i like doing

[04:12:23] you got more stuff than anyone here combined okay

[04:12:25] i like doing stuff like this because it makes me feel

[04:12:28] like uh it makes people realize that i'm a normal person and not some

[04:12:31] like robot does it yes wait where's my Mickey Mouse backpack?

[04:12:41] You're looking back to the opposite, to be honest.

[04:12:44] No no I'm telling you people when they see me interact with other people

[04:12:48] They're like oh this one is kind of chill

[04:12:50] Okay, I'm going to go find a bathroom People are like, oh this one is kind of chill Okay

[04:12:51] I'm going to go find the bathroom

[04:12:59] That shirt is sick

[04:13:03] Sorry? that shirt is sick and it's six years sorry sorry this is

[04:13:06] yo yo yo my man can you can i show your shirt to my chat

[04:13:12] i love it.

[04:13:15] What's your name? Manny Hassan, that's the meaning

[04:13:21] Thank you. What's up Mannyny chat i love that hey friends yeah it's hard

[04:13:27] it looks cool what does that mean i like it

[04:13:32] okay

[04:13:35] i don't know why we got up, because I have no opinion on...

[04:13:39] I've got the right credentials.

[04:13:43] Well, I do.

[04:13:45] Over there? Thank you.

[04:13:49] Oh yeah! Help! oh Here it is.

[04:14:10] Where did Nick go?

[04:14:15] He went to the bathroom. There it is. Where did Nick go?

[04:14:16] He went to the bathroom.

[04:14:19] Sorry, he's in the bathroom.

[04:14:22] There it is.

[04:14:31] I'm taking 13 hours to make 1000 shots You do it

[04:14:33] I do do it when i go in the gym

[04:14:35] I make a thousand shots

[04:14:37] You make one thousand six You make 1,000 successful three-point shots every time you go to the gym?

[04:14:43] Three-point shots.

[04:14:47] No.

[04:14:49] How long does it take you?

[04:14:53] You are not that wet!

[04:14:55] That's crazy!

[04:15:00] When you put up a lot... Yeah! That's crazy.

[04:15:04] It's not all threes

[04:15:06] Oh, okay that's what I was gonna say

[04:15:11] If you were doing... I'd probably do like 500 points. If you were to do one...

[04:15:15] Yes bro, he's playing and he's also

[04:15:19] 1,000 threes is like...

[04:15:21] It's not even basketball at that point.

[04:15:23] It's a marathon.

[04:15:24] It's actually not that bad.

[04:15:26] That's crazy.

[04:15:27] Yeah, in college.

[04:15:28] Come on, you get fucked.

[04:15:29] You get every time there's always like a white guy who can just rain through.

[04:15:34] Before he would say Asian and now he says what the fuck?

[04:15:38] Yeah, you were getting called out by him because you've been racist. He just said people.

[04:15:45] Yeah, he did.

[04:15:47] I can't bring you anywhere Dom!

[04:15:49] I can't bring you anywhere!

[04:16:07] Why can't he be Lebron James? anywhere I'm a good basketball player.

[04:16:08] Bro, stop.

[04:16:12] You've got the skinniest pants on that I've ever seen.

[04:16:14] Oh my God, even real life. Oh my God, even realize it.

[04:16:15] Oh my God, dude.

[04:16:18] It's so embarrassing.

[04:16:20] Dom, sit down. Get out of here.

[04:16:22] This is my tear.

[04:16:30] Oh, back in my day!

[04:16:38] Yeah we're old. Yeah, he just turned 33!

[04:16:42] Yeah it's real

[04:16:44] I'm old, I'm old as fuck.

[04:16:46] What are you guys doing?

[04:16:48] Oh hey welcome to the team

[04:16:51] Bro you're literally Unca BBQ

[04:16:53] You're literally fucking talking about how back in the day it was cool.

[04:17:02] I should ASAP tell people what i'm using so they have to figure out some stuff.

[04:17:08] Yeah, I you like research that and figure it out on your own.

[04:17:12] For the past 10 years he's also always

[04:17:14] worn those shoes every...

[04:17:22] He literally since those shoes came out listen everyone's using his cell phone so it doesn't even really back bro it literally

[04:17:33] i am really here helping

[04:17:40] he's streaming from the other side I'm not going to do that. I know what you're saying is, it's not no good! I'm hoping I saw him after the year and...

[04:17:42] No he can hear me.

[04:17:46] He picked the right guy.

[04:17:53] I feel like Boone has a He's just a... That's Chris testing him, working out in the wake.

[04:17:55] He says, who?

[04:17:57] Get with the program old man!

[04:18:09] There, that was close! private thing i didn't see him last night. You know who signed last night?

[04:18:12] I didn't see him last night.

[04:18:14] I was talking about your rage

[04:18:16] He had like the triple pitbull

[04:18:18] It's sick

[04:18:20] She didn't come out until I left there, she came out like 10 minutes later

[04:18:25] Everybody was just outside

[04:18:27] There were so many people so I left

[04:18:29] What's your favorite Icebox song?

[04:18:31] My favorite? I have zero favorite sexy red songs.

[04:18:34] Don't support it.

[04:18:35] No, that's what it is.

[04:18:37] Look, I'm a hot girl!

[04:18:40] Yeah, we do that all the time.

[04:18:42] But no, I'm a hot girl

[04:18:44] Megan Thee Stallion

[04:18:46] I can't tell you any of her songs either though

[04:18:50] I don't listen to music

[04:18:55] Got it We do not. TikTok. Thank you!

[04:18:57] I'm a star.

[04:18:59] And then there's the dance like...

[04:19:02] Bro, you guys have to show me how to do TikTok.

[04:19:04] I'm so fucking old dude. Why'd you ask have to show me how to do TikTok. I'm so fucking old, dude.

[04:19:05] Why'd you ask them to show you?

[04:19:07] Because TikTok's like gay and Chinese.

[04:19:09] Hold on now!

[04:19:09] That was good.

[04:19:11] That was good.

[04:19:12] That was good.

[04:19:13] I didn't even think about that.

[04:19:15] Oh my God. I didn't even think about that.

[04:19:19] What is this? They heard it! The mic is on, but I didn't hear it.

[04:19:24] Nick we're doing racism.

[04:19:26] Round table racism is your favorite shit.

[04:19:28] Oh no don't go too hard.

[04:19:30] Don't go too hard.

[04:19:33] Hey Ray this is Nick

[04:19:34] This my buddy he's a streamer as well

[04:19:37] I'm mixed.

[04:19:39] I'm just trying to...

[04:19:41] I don't say it, I haven't earned it

[04:19:43] maybe one day

[04:19:48] Nah I literally just give it to everybody Nah I do not participate in any of this.

[04:20:00] They're adults.

[04:20:02] You said it like 10 minutes ago when we sat there.

[04:20:04] That was between us, that was...

[04:20:06] Bruh. Between us, that was great.

[04:20:20] Young Proud King? Is that what it is?

[04:20:21] Young Prodigy?

[04:20:24] Young Prodigy Kid.

[04:20:26] As I grow up,

[04:20:27] I don't know if that's going to change.

[04:20:31] Yeah, one day you're going be my age and then people are gonna

[04:20:46] people are going to be like young oh damn up shut up oh my god hey listen when the cameras weren't on they thought it was like 27 so i'll take it

[04:20:53] i'll take it that made me very happy why are you looking at me like that? You're about to say some shit. I'm not trying to get side-aged too, because I'm the same age as you are so yeah...

[04:20:56] Yeah, I brought only old people with me.

[04:21:01] They're fixing it up right now.

[04:21:03] I'll be right back.

[04:21:11] Oh my god, I'm also

[04:21:15] half

[04:21:16] 65.

[04:21:19] What's my chat saying?

[04:21:21] Let's see.

[04:21:24] You're 43 Nick, liar, lol

[04:21:26] It's time to change bro

[04:21:28] It's not time to change

[04:21:30] We're playing at 7

[04:21:38] I can't even see this yeah he does like funny he does funny ass sketches with about basketball over there good one, that was good

[04:21:45] I'm a fucking loser man

[04:21:49] Jason you kinda look like Hasan

[04:21:51] Abi

[04:21:53] I don't see that at all. Hasan, you look like a Street Fighter character

[04:21:56] That's what they're saying

[04:21:58] I was wondering why you weren't wearing this

[04:22:00] I thought it was an ethnic thing

[04:22:02] Ethnic thing?

[04:22:06] It looks like the cultural appropriation for this.

[04:22:08] Because he started if you wanted him to beat on his chest and start singing songs.

[04:22:12] That's not even a...

[04:22:13] That's not even a stereotype!

[04:22:17] Oh. No. It's not even a stereotype. Oh, no...

[04:22:21] Yeah I mean I'll take them

[04:22:25] Ugh Oh.

[04:22:35] Bro, I have not even seen...

[04:22:39] Like, I've barely seen any of the RDC boys so far. And is there...

[04:22:40] Yeah, they're probably doing stuff.

[04:22:43] Yeah that's true.

[04:22:45] That's true.

[04:22:51] Dude, I like this more than anime Anime Expo

[04:22:52] I'll say it it's sick e3

[04:22:58] III ended no comic-con is coming guys happening right now E3. E3 ended...

[04:23:00] No, Comic-Con is happening right now.

[04:23:02] That's the biggest one, right?

[04:23:04] I guess.

[04:23:06] But Anime X...

[04:23:07] This has more anime feature than

[04:23:11] Comic-Con. I think Comic-Con is, like

[04:23:13] it's more like

[04:23:15] western comics

[04:23:17] This is very anime focused

[04:23:19] which i think is awesome

[04:23:21] a little bit

[04:23:22] before we're in the rain

[04:23:24] well

[04:23:27] came into it

[04:23:29] when you look what do you like? What do you watch? I watch Family Guy every day.

[04:23:33] Shut the fuck up!

[04:23:35] Really?!

[04:23:37] I don't watch the same episode every day.

[04:23:40] You are such a fucking zoomer, oh my my god i don't know what it is

[04:23:43] you're this is the generational difference everybody hates chris too

[04:23:47] uh like that show

[04:23:51] what about black as You ever watch Black-ish?

[04:23:56] He wrote for it, that's why.

[04:23:59] He wrote for it.

[04:24:07] I wanted to be like, no fuck that show. There's people here already?

[04:24:12] I don't know.

[04:24:15] Dude, there were people waiting

[04:24:17] like hundreds of people waiting in line at 2pm

[04:24:21] This is the biggest game i've ever played in my life

[04:24:25] I'm telling college now This is the biggest game I've ever played in my life. Really? Yeah, this is the biggest game I've ever played in my life.

[04:24:27] This is the biggest game I've ever played in my life.

[04:24:31] Damn, what?

[04:24:33] What the fuck! Yeah that was... Damn, what? That's not that one. Yeah damn!

[04:24:35] What the fuck?!

[04:24:36] Yeah, that was...

[04:24:37] I haven't studied anything this whole time.

[04:24:40] He was waiting for that one.

[04:24:43] Where'd you go to school?

[04:24:44] How much did you go to school?

[04:24:48] I have no idea what that is.

[04:24:52] Oh, okay!

[04:24:55] That was probably loud, huh?

[04:24:59] What do we change? I'm starting to get angsty.

[04:25:03] I'm not nervous but I want to start like warming up.

[04:25:07] Wait what do you mean people are already on the court?

[04:25:09] Ludd looks out there. Oh they're just like fucking around?

[04:25:12] I don't have my clothes though,

[04:25:14] I need them to give me the shit.

[04:25:16] Ludd is in his full uniform.

[04:25:18] He's gonna get sweaty ahead of time as...

[04:25:23] When do we start warming up, you know?

[04:25:28] First two hours?

[04:25:29] Or hour and a half?

[04:25:31] You want to warm up for an hour and a half?

[04:25:35] We're going to be fucking gassed by the time

[04:25:37] we get on the court to play.

[04:25:47] So where are we

[04:25:48] going to be able to stand?

[04:25:51] You can actually... Like you have backstage

[04:25:53] so if you guys are rolling together

[04:25:55] I think you could literally be wherever you want

[04:25:57] So i can play?

[04:25:59] But we can ask, like we can ask to see where to put you guys.

[04:26:06] Bro, you have too many fans that are gonna stop you if you're out there in the stands,

[04:26:11] they're going to be like

[04:26:11] oh my god.

[04:26:14] I can't get this in.

[04:26:15] Can you put this in?

[04:26:16] Yeah.

[04:26:26] That'd be great. He's got those, what are those foot pad things that they have? The thing they put on their shoes, the soles.

[04:26:29] Yeah, dude's wearing them.

[04:26:30] I'm not sure if he's wearing them or not. the things they put on their shoes,

[04:26:32] the soles?

[04:26:33] The soles.

[04:26:34] Yeah.

[04:26:34] Do those work actually?

[04:26:36] I don't know if you're

[04:26:37] sponsored by them or not.

[04:26:38] Not yet.

[04:26:39] Oh,

[04:26:39] you are?

[04:26:40] Yeah.

[04:26:41] Oh,

[04:26:41] you do have them?

[04:26:42] Yeah,

[04:26:42] that's... What are these shoes? These are Kobe's. Oh, you do have them? Yeah, they're there.

[04:26:44] What are these shoes?

[04:26:46] These are Kobe's.

[04:26:48] It has the fly wire in it.

[04:26:50] Why do you use them? Do you feel like they'd do something for you?

[04:26:52] I mean, they sponsor me so... Oh. Then there- I think you're sick.

[04:26:55] Yeah yeah no.

[04:26:57] We love the Victors.

[04:26:59] Nah, I used them and didn't feel like it did anything but

[04:27:01] It made my foot tighter in a shoe just cause you

[04:27:03] Yeah that's what i do. Like how it makes my foot tighter but I think it's more necessarily for injury

[04:27:06] prevention and kind of support.

[04:27:10] Shock enforcement?

[04:27:11] That's more what it is than making you literally...

[04:27:13] Sponsor me.

[04:27:14] Victor sponsor me. I need injury prevention.

[04:27:19] You didn't know that?

[04:27:21] Not anymore.

[04:27:23] That's not something.

[04:27:25] You would know.

[04:27:27] What do you mean?

[04:27:28] You're old too.

[04:27:29] I'm 29!

[04:27:30] You're old too buddy.

[04:27:31] We're on the wrong side of the river.

[04:27:32] Yo, you heard how old he was?

[04:27:33] Twenty what?

[04:27:34] 29!

[04:27:36] You were older than your jersey. Dude, always. You're very slow.

[04:27:39] Dude, oh no!

[04:27:45] Oh my god.

[04:27:48] I had the opportunity to get 33. We're both in our mid-20s!

[04:27:49] No, no, I'm not 20s!

[04:27:50] We're in our...

[04:27:52] Let it go.

[04:27:53] Me? I'm in my mid-20s!

[04:27:55] You're closer to me and Hassan.

[04:27:56] What is mid mean? Middle. Am I in the middle of it, yes or no?

[04:28:00] No, you are at the end dog.

[04:28:01] I'm in the middle!

[04:28:02] No, you're done.

[04:28:04] Not for like 11 months and several days.

[04:28:08] Yeah, I turn 30 in July

[04:28:09] next year. When's your birthday?

[04:28:11] July 6th. On the 1st.

[04:28:13] Oh, okay. July 1st is

[04:28:15] good. That's a good one. I'm 25th. We're all July

[04:28:17] born. Oh shit, it was your birthday!

[04:28:20] Happy belated!

[04:28:21] You literally wished me a happy birthday

[04:28:23] where you copied Jason's birthday message.

[04:28:27] Isn't that fucked up with him?

[04:28:29] I know he- I sent that video hours before him

[04:28:31] What a dick

[04:28:33] Yeah, I doubt it

[04:28:35] The UNC

[04:28:37] Yeah this is kinda nice

[04:28:39] See my new shoes?

[04:28:41] Oh did you just get them from the...

[04:28:43] Is this first time? You're wearing new shoes to play?

[04:28:45] Yeah! Did you bring shoes?

[04:28:47] I did but they are also new shoes

[04:28:49] and I don't think they're as tight.

[04:28:52] Make sure... Hold on.

[04:28:54] Make sure...

[04:28:56] There's one more pocket there.

[04:28:58] You have Rui Hachimoros?

[04:29:00] Yeah, I got the Rui Hachimoras. The Rui ones.

[04:29:02] You're such a fucking

[04:29:03] weeb dude.

[04:29:04] I mean,

[04:29:05] I think they're sick.

[04:29:05] Aren't they sick?

[04:29:06] But I don't...

[04:29:07] Look at these shoes,

[04:29:08] When basketball shoes

[04:29:09] I don't go for looks.

[04:29:10] I only have like...

[04:29:12] Well,

[04:29:12] Cutie got them for me. I only have like... Well, QD got it for me.

[04:29:13] I only wear..

[04:29:15] Like, I'll find one shoe and then I'll wear it for 10 years

[04:29:18] I buy as many as I can

[04:29:20] I've had a lot of steel these

[04:29:22] Yeah yeah they gave me one as well.

[04:29:23] They're nice.

[04:29:26] I'm a Kyrie Irving guy.

[04:29:29] Really?

[04:29:30] Are you there for the tweets?

[04:29:32] Especially after the tweets.

[04:29:36] Don't lie to me. After the tweets especially after i don't lie it's after the tweet is special i did actually literally buy a ton after because they were going uh

[04:29:40] they were they're on sale they were on sale you got your nearest ross

[04:29:43] and i wanted to give support to him yeah cause i was like you know you're at your nearest ross and i wanted to give support to him yeah because i was like

[04:29:46] you know you're right the earth is flat and all the other stuff but it's not about doing

[04:29:52] your own research i don't even think he believes any of that.

[04:29:55] He was just like...

[04:29:57] He thought that he was popping.

[04:30:00] He thought that he was saying something.

[04:30:03] Also, listen,

[04:30:05] he's pro-Palestine, he's my Muslim brother you know?

[04:30:10] You're not Muslim!

[04:30:12] I am haram but I'm still Muslim.

[04:30:15] What that mean?

[04:30:16] Means I'm a sinner What that mean? It means I'm a sinner I sin

[04:30:17] Oh yeah

[04:30:18] You do sin a lot

[04:30:19] I do sin a lot

[04:30:20] I'm poor

[04:30:21] I'm weak

[04:30:23] Oh

[04:30:24] You're supposed to watch

[04:30:25] To get fat

[04:30:26] Not really.

[04:30:28] The only boys listening to Y2B Fat is me.

[04:30:30] You listen to Moneybaggz?

[04:30:34] You gotta stop asking that!

[04:30:39] He's gonna be at least above 25 to say young boys.

[04:30:43] I'll be around some of the high schoolers

[04:30:45] they gonna do it with me, bro.

[04:30:49] I don't know what to tell my parents. They're gonna think I'm 22.

[04:30:51] I'm 23 this year, that's a good point.

[04:30:55] 24?

[04:30:59] Oh, I can't. No, I'm not. I got aced in the hoop.

[04:31:00] You didn't get aced in the hoop?

[04:31:01] Nah, nah actually it's a hoop.

[04:31:02] Have you seen any videos of me playing or no?

[04:31:07] No.

[04:31:08] You have no idea what I mean by that?

[04:31:09] No. I don't know how to play football. I've never played basketball before. I saw a video.

[04:31:11] Have you seen any videos of me playing or no?

[04:31:13] You have no idea?

[04:31:15] Okay, I'm mad.

[04:31:17] I am not good.

[04:31:19] What team are you on?

[04:31:24] We're the DEI picks. Yeah, so watch out for me out there. Watch out! My goal I'm getting in there probably eight minutes zero points four fouls you got five I'm

[04:31:36] using for how do free throws work?

[04:31:45] You shoot him, you make him.

[04:31:50] It's okay we have a light Hasan. I know, we're so good.

[04:31:59] Don't miss with the setup. I know, we're so good. It's crazy.

[04:32:00] Look,

[04:32:00] we're all shaking our heads

[04:32:02] in disbelief.

[04:32:03] I'm not.

[04:32:03] Yeah.

[04:32:04] I think that's A-OK to say.

[04:32:04] We don't think it's alright.

[04:32:06] We don't think it's alright to say that.

[04:32:07] I think it's hilarious.

[04:32:08] I think it's A-OK.

[04:32:10] I think we need more jokes like that.

[04:32:12] It unifies America.

[04:32:13] It sure does.

[04:32:14] I'm in awe of this setup.

[04:32:17] It's so fucking good, man.

[04:32:19] Listen, when you texted me,

[04:32:20] you don't understand

[04:32:20] who you were texting

[04:32:21] and what you get.

[04:32:22] You get a God cameraman

[04:32:23] with the God setup.

[04:32:24] I didn't realize it was gonna be like this,

[04:32:25] I just- That's the record dude.

[04:32:26] Cause I wasn't even gonna bring my own shit,

[04:32:27] I just...

[04:32:28] I only was like hey you wanna hang out?

[04:32:30] Look at that quality that you get in the dark here.

[04:32:33] It looks great.

[04:32:34] Not bad.

[04:32:39] Flex a little bit?

[04:32:40] Flex a little bit?

[04:32:41] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:32:42] Oh, you did?

[04:32:43] There's kind of something.

[04:32:44] There's a delay.

[04:32:47] Okay. That's not bad. Not bad. Pretty good.

[04:32:49] No, it was pretty good.

[04:32:51] I'm bringing everyone down today.

[04:32:53] He's not positive about the game.

[04:32:55] Now he's flexing on you!

[04:32:56] I'll put those around me.

[04:32:58] Jesus.

[04:32:59] Hey, you lose 12% body fat and you're there.

[04:33:03] It's not a thing.

[04:33:05] It's not a big deal.

[04:33:08] So you want us to swap it over

[04:33:09] to their feed

[04:33:10] once the game starts?

[04:33:11] I think that's probably better,

[04:33:12] but you can go back and forth, right?

[04:33:14] If you want to.

[04:33:15] That's possible, yeah.

[04:33:16] I think you just stay on yours.

[04:33:19] We can do both. I sent him the thing, but I don't know if he got it though.

[04:33:23] I'm just going to secretly mic myself.

[04:33:27] I'm gonna keep the mic on. No, I'm kidding.

[04:33:28] It's probably not

[04:33:29] going to fall off

[04:33:29] if you take

[04:33:29] the fuzzy thing off.

[04:33:30] No,

[04:33:31] I'm not gonna do that.

[04:33:32] Wait,

[04:33:32] you should dude.

[04:33:33] No,

[04:33:34] that's insane.

[04:33:35] I'm gonna be...

[04:33:35] First of all... No, it's okay. We work out with these and Russell sweats all over them. It works.

[04:33:39] No, but I'm saying you don't want me panting the entire time.

[04:33:42] I think Chet wants to hear your panting.

[04:33:44] Yeah, that's true.

[04:33:47] The only thing they care about is you. That's your chat.

[04:33:52] Okay. Then you- All they care about is you. It's your check. Is that what you guys think, Stahl?

[04:33:53] That it's like...

[04:33:54] They care about me, you think?

[04:33:55] I'mma say it,

[04:33:56] I'm leaving here and buying a 100k chain

[04:33:57] because I'm fucking slacking

[04:33:59] compared to everybody else around here so...

[04:34:00] Yeah well the chains are here. I have my little

[04:34:01] baby chick in the hall getting hit.

[04:34:03] See, that means... It's actually... Wow, damn. Looks actually really good

[04:34:05] with the lights hitting it.

[04:34:08] It's good.

[04:34:09] I'm going to go buy a hundred, what does Felix got?

[04:34:11] 100k 200k

[04:34:12] Dude, I don't fucking know

[04:34:14] Really?

[04:34:15] All three of your best buddies

[04:34:17] Yeah

[04:34:19] To be fair he doesn't talk to me either

[04:34:21] Every 3 months I message him to buy his house

[04:34:24] you never respond no you should obviously just about the same just squat

[04:34:29] just squad hey i think that te that Texas is one of those states

[04:34:34] where you probably could.

[04:34:35] What's that Jersey?

[04:34:38] Oh, are they giving us their jerseys already?

[04:34:43] Should I put it on?

[04:34:45] Well so you get to pick the number down here.

[04:34:47] The numbers not assigned?

[04:34:49] 13.

[04:34:51] That's a good number.

[04:34:53] I had 13 and 33, but I went with...

[04:34:54] I went with 13 instead of 33.

[04:34:56] But I should have gone with 33 now that I think about it because that's my age.

[04:34:59] You like the Karl Malone?

[04:35:02] No.

[04:35:03] Well don't're 33 then.

[04:35:04] Okay. Wait why? Oh he's 13?

[04:35:06] He's 33.

[04:35:07] Oh okay, then I'm good with 13.

[04:35:09] Okay.

[04:35:11] So was Carl Malone. Good with 13.

[04:35:18] You ready baby?

[04:35:19] It's good. Oh, I'm ready!

[04:35:22] Paul Wong!

[04:35:24] Well no he...

[04:35:29] Dude don't air me out like that. The mics weren't on

[04:35:31] No

[04:35:36] I said there's a vibe to white dudes who play basketball their whole lives.

[04:35:36] Oh, 100%.

[04:35:37] They're very like...

[04:35:38] I've been the token one most of my existence.

[04:35:39] Yeah, they sound like Paul Wall

[04:35:41] and now he's fucking...

[04:35:42] That was a bathroom conversation!

[04:35:45] We were in the bathroom!

[04:35:46] I'm not telling you that.

[04:35:47] I think... Wait, wait, wait. Are you guys conversing in the bathroom! I'm gonna tell you what, I think...

[04:35:48] That's conversing in the bathroom.

[04:35:50] Okay, I was going to say that first. Appreciate it.

[04:35:52] You're pissin' together!

[04:35:54] No no no no

[04:35:56] I was at a stall. I was in the stall.

[04:35:59] Second thing?

[04:36:01] Dom right?

[04:36:02] Yeah.

[04:36:04] He's been very disappointed.

[04:36:07] He's been so racist the whole day, it's fucked up.

[04:36:13] Well because you just said that casually

[04:36:17] You said that casually so I had to give context of why you were saying Paul Wall

[04:36:21] to the first white guy you saw.

[04:36:23] I've seen him, I saw him earlier!

[04:36:25] Wow... some of your friends are white is what you're going to say now?

[04:36:29] Fucked up, dude.

[04:36:34] Hanging out with the number one anti-white racist on Twitch.

[04:36:40] I did get banned for that yeah

[04:36:46] i got banned a bunch of times Okay, it's starting to get serious.

[04:36:56] It's starting to get real in here. The energy is shifting a little bit.

[04:37:00] People are starting to come in.

[04:37:03] You can sense the excitement, maybe it's just me honestly

[04:37:07] but there is a little bit of tension in the air

[04:37:13] I'm going to try and get my camera out he was like

[04:37:17] is he good

[04:37:24] right now is he good the football player oh i feel like i'm gonna have to go with him

[04:37:32] No, no! Not at all

[04:37:35] That's why you said you're going to foul out.

[04:37:41] Okay Yeah, that's what they're saying. I'm going to match it with Cash.

[04:37:49] But I have no idea how he plays... if he is good or not.

[04:37:54] Listen. What's up, you gotta lock it in

[04:37:56] I put 200 grand on you bro

[04:38:00] Don't be looking at what i got over here

[04:38:02] What are you working with there?

[04:38:04] Like steroids.

[04:38:08] If I was in security and I was like, yo bro don't touch that would you be assimilated?

[04:38:10] Yo don't touch that

[04:38:11] Yeah, I'd be shitting my pants

[04:38:14] Yeah

[04:38:16] You're a big body

[04:38:17] I oversee everything

[04:38:25] I mean you can't fight

[04:38:27] I can fight you!

[04:38:29] I don't want to fight you.

[04:38:31] Yeah, I'll fight for you.

[04:38:34] Can you fight?

[04:38:36] You wanna play?

[04:38:39] I thought you could probably fight her. You know, white kid girl...

[04:38:43] White shoes...

[04:38:47] Pimps wit... Kyle, Kyle.

[04:38:51] Weirdly has the schematics of the school

[04:38:55] Why does he have the blueprints? What's going on? Stop by and say something That's crazy.

[04:39:03] I'm on here.

[04:39:05] Oh, no.

[04:39:15] I didn't go nearly as far as I wanted to with that so

[04:39:17] I'm holding myself back because we're around people

[04:39:19] that you know might not appreciate my humor What happened?

[04:39:41] That dude that just walked in is probably the tallest dude.

[04:39:43] He's like 6'8".

[04:39:47] The one that's flexing over there. I'm worried, dude. I'm worried dude.

[04:39:53] I'm worried about my cardio, I'm worried about my knees

[04:39:57] I do need to stretch. I gotta start warming up

[04:40:01] I got to take these off

[04:40:12] do i have to have this?

[04:40:14] Fuck, I shouldn't put this on.

[04:40:23] It's like Rico!

[04:40:25] Wow!

[04:40:27] Okay Fonny Willis

[04:40:31] He said Rico

[04:40:47] My friend used to go to high school when I changed my name He said Rico! Yeah, I know you're from the 40s. Get out of here!

[04:40:51] That's shit though. He's racist.

[04:40:53] You were off the airport?

[04:40:55] Okay that one I get.

[04:40:57] LeBron?

[04:40:57] How dare you?

[04:40:59] You think LeBron's hot

[04:41:00] and he likes to take

[04:41:01] a giant lebron?

[04:41:02] Yes.

[04:41:03] Yes!

[04:41:04] So awesome!

[04:41:05] Yeah, I am

[04:41:05] sexually attracted

[04:41:06] to Lebron.

[04:41:11] I'm sorry he's the things you can say out loud.

[04:41:21] No, I say it out loud all the time.

[04:41:24] I tell him one reason, he says,

[04:41:26] I guess it was like a foreign guy

[04:41:29] A foreign guy?

[04:41:31] You can't speak English

[04:41:33] He was in one of the bands

[04:41:35] They said that's me

[04:41:37] Yeah, I just flew back from Paris real quick

[04:41:44] What are they doing out there?

[04:41:52] Oh yea, why?

[04:41:53] Because there was a weird art or some shit.

[04:41:58] Yeah.

[04:41:59] Can't have that.

[04:42:05] That's why I'm telling you Twitter is fucking dog shit and I know it's still dog shit

[04:42:14] Chat let's look at the hall while we're waiting. I got some stickers.

[04:42:19] We've got Afro luffy

[04:42:26] boy men's wellness buggy the clown and sexy Usa.

[04:42:37] We got a... Sorry

[04:42:39] For cutie Cinderella we got a

[04:42:41] cupcake

[04:42:53] mini bag. For Will I got a Dragon Ball Z Hawaiian shirt which I would have gotten for myself but unfortunately it didn't fit me.

[04:42:56] So I got it for Will.

[04:43:02] And then I got myself a Godzilla hat.

[04:43:06] And the rest of it is all free shit that I've been stealing, literally non-stop.

[04:43:13] There's just...I keep asking people for new stuff

[04:43:16] for free this is a creator league shirt i stole an amp shirt

[04:43:24] enemies possible black t double xl Enemies possible, Black T XXL.

[04:43:29] Oh and I got the durag!

[04:43:36] Where's what? I don't know if they can hear what they're talking about.

[04:43:50] Should I wear the durag on the court? Chat,

[04:43:52] what do you think?

[04:43:54] Dom, do you think I can wear the durag

[04:43:56] on court No, I don't know who that is.

[04:44:14] You're not Troy Adams?

[04:44:15] No.

[04:44:16] I don't know who Troy Adams is.

[04:44:17] Hey!

[04:44:18] You are not Troy Adams! Stop laughing at me! What do you mean? I don't know who Troy Ave is.

[04:44:23] I don't know who Troy Ave is, but...

[04:44:27] No.

[04:44:28] No.

[04:44:33] Oh, here's the thing... I don't listen to music. It's weird.

[04:44:35] Like, I know it's weird but I don't have any time

[04:44:37] to listen to music so

[04:44:39] like, I don't really know a lot of

[04:44:47] meli i know melly

[04:44:52] i thought he's I thought he had like a...

[04:44:54] Like, I thought it was like a mistrial or something.

[04:45:04] Double jeopardy bro! Double Jeopardy, bro. What the fuck?

[04:45:08] That's not how that works Got a duck, rubber ducky.

[04:45:17] Pretty good haul we got this

[04:45:21] Senpai squad keychain. That's a white person saying that.

[04:45:36] No, I'm fucking around. I'm not gonna put the do-rag on.

[04:45:39] I'm not going to put a do-rag on and get fucking canceled again.

[04:45:41] Okay?

[04:45:44] Last time was the Barbz, so it's different.

[04:45:47] That was different.

[04:45:49] I ratioed Nicki Minaj

[04:45:53] Yeah, no that at Tucker Carlson

[04:46:00] Let's not bring old stuff up

[04:46:02] You know let's not do that

[04:46:16] We just did that Let's not do that. He's been fucking around.

[04:46:17] This is definitely the biggest basketball event I've been a part of for sure by far.

[04:46:25] I didn't even think about it like that until he said it.

[04:46:28] And now,

[04:46:29] I'm like,

[04:46:29] fuck,

[04:46:30] this is...

[04:46:35] What's up? Nice to meet you. Who got Hassan?

[04:46:38] It's Hassan.

[04:46:39] Bro, I don't know what you guys are talking about.

[04:46:42] I'm bad!

[04:46:43] I'm the DEI pick bro.

[04:46:45] I know you're a chub shot.

[04:46:46] I know you're a chub shot.

[04:46:47] You're not even close.

[04:46:49] I'm just saying. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm the DEI pick, bro.

[04:46:51] I know you had a jump shot.

[04:46:51] What?

[04:46:53] I don't know what I'm talking about.

[04:46:54] That shit made me sick.

[04:46:55] You should have known Max.

[04:46:57] Yo, that shit made me sick, bro.

[04:46:59] That shit was a high-arcing jump shot. Bro, it's gopher, bro. Bro, that shit is a hierarchy jump shot. You know?

[04:46:59] Bro, he's go-kicking, bro.

[04:47:01] I mean, if that was on Max though,

[04:47:02] he's like much shorter than me.

[04:47:04] Now I have like...

[04:47:06] By and large, when Jason

[04:47:08] Jason defended in two

[04:47:09] he scored better on Max than you did Jason.

[04:47:11] What?

[04:47:12] You scored more on Max than he did Jason.

[04:47:13] Well because yeah, Max was guarding me the whole time.

[04:47:15] When Max was in your face...

[04:47:18] I just locked in. Ultra Instinct, Ultra Instinct.

[04:47:23] Oh my god.

[04:47:26] Yeah he's

[04:47:27] got great handles.

[04:47:31] Great handles, very fast...

[04:47:34] Yeah

[04:47:36] Like if he was a little bit taller

[04:47:38] he would be really fucking good

[04:47:41] yeah It's true really fucking good. Yeah.

[04:47:43] It's true.

[04:47:44] What about you, bro?

[04:47:45] What's happening

[04:47:46] with your fucking knee?

[04:47:52] Oh, because then I got a brace on this one right now. This one's supposed to be my good one.

[04:47:59] Oh, because then you relied on it too much? Yeah that happened to me too. That happened to me as well

[04:48:03] The surgery one, I lost my cart cartilage My cartilage broke apart

[04:48:04] In my knee

[04:48:05] Dude that

[04:48:05] I told you

[04:48:06] That exact same thing

[04:48:07] Happened to me

[04:48:08] I told you that right

[04:48:09] I thought I did

[04:48:10] At TwitchCon

[04:48:11] Like a cartilage

[04:48:12] Yes brother

[04:48:13] Yes What'd you do Did you get I went and got on. Yes, brother.

[04:48:14] Yes.

[04:48:16] I went and got a laparoscopic surgery.

[04:48:17] Yeah?

[04:48:18] So we're going to

[04:48:18] push through it

[04:48:19] now in TPC

[04:48:23] when you're

[04:48:23] ready.

[04:48:24] Okay. Cool. Let and see if you see any or not.

[04:48:25] Let me see if my mod's available.

[04:48:27] Did they take the whole cartilage out?

[04:48:30] Oh, okay mine isn't that bad. Mine was like a ping pong ball size is what they said.

[04:48:36] It was this big.

[04:48:39] Did it ever

[04:48:40] go under your...

[04:48:42] Mine got lodged one time.

[04:48:44] What, like a piece?

[04:48:45] Yes!

[04:48:46] A piece that floated around

[04:48:48] got lodged under my fucking kneecap

[04:48:50] one time, and that's when I was like

[04:48:52] oh, I have to go to the doctor.

[04:48:54] Like RTMP instead?

[04:48:56] Okay. The way they make a setup If we did RTMG instead, that would be good.

[04:49:00] The way they set up the push-outs...

[04:49:04] Yeah it's bad.

[04:49:07] But it sucks because I don't think it ever healed right for me.

[04:49:15] No, it's really shitty. There are crazy tracks like that. shitty i mean i'm sure there's like there's like yeah there's all there's crazy stuff

[04:49:20] like you can get like stem cells or whatever the

[04:49:28] yeah anything bro I'm traveling to my area and I don't do anything bro yeah

[04:49:28] they got Max

[04:49:33] snoring the most

[04:49:34] points

[04:49:34] I was surprised

[04:49:35] really?

[04:49:36] they got Max

[04:49:37] snoring the most

[04:49:38] points okay but like oh bruh what Really?

[04:49:43] What, no shot!

[04:49:45] No I know. I watched him earlier.

[04:49:48] He's fast.

[04:49:51] It'll be alright.

[04:49:53] I'll see him down low

[04:49:55] when he cuts in

[04:49:57] What you gonna do with it?

[04:49:59] I'll be there.

[04:50:12] My knees bro, they're fucking broken. What do you want me to do?

[04:50:14] And I'm also big too so it's

[04:50:16] like...I don't know

[04:50:20] Yeah I also only play outdoors, which is terrible for my knees obviously

[04:50:25] but when I went in there I was like oh shit it's way easier to jump

[04:50:32] It's way easier to jump.

[04:50:32] It's way more grippy, everything.

[04:50:36] No you... it's fine dude.

[04:50:41] Your homophobia is alarming.

[04:50:51] Yeah, mmmm Mmm Grippy

[04:50:54] I need like

[04:50:58] I need

[04:50:59] Yeah so we can get

[04:51:03] Fucking cancelled dude

[04:51:04] Are you kidding me?

[04:51:07] Bro, I bought a fucking dentist car

[04:51:09] and people yelled at me.

[04:51:11] A dentist car like a Taycan

[04:51:16] A Porsche? That's the classic dentist

[04:51:18] car. How about

[04:51:20] house so that I can live in with my family

[04:51:22] and people cancel me. It's not

[04:51:24] even a thing like

[04:51:34] yeah that's the other part.

[04:51:40] When I drove a fucking busted-ass Toyota Camry for years...

[04:51:43] They were like, oh, he's just LARPing as a poor guy.

[04:51:45] Like, he just wants to look like he's poor.

[04:51:46] At a certain point you got it no no

[04:51:55] okay let's not let's not be like that.

[04:51:59] That was a crazy jump you went to right there.

[04:52:01] That was odd.

[04:52:12] Oh shit we we gotta start putting our jerseys on.

[04:52:17] No no no I'm blue.

[04:52:23] No I'm on the op team

[04:52:30] leave this right here. Oh, that's your water. I was about to drink your water.

[04:52:41] No, I was about to drink his water.

[04:52:45] Hey! What's good? How you doing? You ready?

[04:52:49] I'm ready. I'm excited. Listen, I'm going to be a little bit more Hey, what's good? How you doing? You ready?

[04:52:51] I'm ready. I'm excited.

[04:52:53] Let's see...

[04:52:55] Oh no! Everyone is...

[04:52:56] Expectations are too high!

[04:52:58] Lower him, lower him.

[04:52:59] I'm bad, I'm bad.

[04:53:07] Good job, bro! I'm bad. So, they can't do SRT.

[04:53:10] Let's go.

[04:53:10] We have to do RTMP

[04:53:11] and I don't use that anymore

[04:53:12] because it's ancient technology so now I have to figure out how to do RTMP and I don't use that anymore because it's ancient technology.

[04:53:13] So now, I have to figure out how to do it.

[04:53:15] That's what I'm doing.

[04:53:16] I need some caffeine.

[04:53:17] I need energy in my body.

[04:53:20] Like six?

[04:53:22] For now.

[04:53:24] I flew in last night, but I went to the sexy red party that sexy red never showed up to.

[04:53:35] It was yeah, it was a lot

[04:53:39] Why we've lost the sun

[04:53:43] Use some water?

[04:53:44] Yeah.

[04:53:45] I'll get you some.

[04:53:51] Silky! Your ass is stuck!

[04:53:54] Oh yeah. Where's the camera?

[04:53:57] Oh he's back there.

[04:54:00] Yo!

[04:54:01] Yo!

[04:54:02] Is this King?

[04:54:03] Oh he's watching Nick never mind okay.

[04:54:05] What the fuck? Oh, he's watching Nick. Never mind. Okay.

[04:54:12] 13

[04:54:15] I don't know where San went

[04:54:17] Is San getting naked?

[04:54:21] Wanna go film it? I think he's standing right now, no?

[04:54:23] Nah we can go film it, fuck it

[04:54:31] They call you Dan all the time I gotta call Waro and fix this.

[04:54:34] Sorry?

[04:54:39] I don't know, but I have to fix this on stream. He's over there in the corner. You got him.

[04:54:43] Just go find him.

[04:54:47] ... Yo, here it is.

[04:54:52] Chat.

[04:54:55] It's the jersey.

[04:54:58] Yo can you hear me? is the jersey.

[04:55:01] Yo, can you hear me?

[04:55:02] Number 13 XL jersey

[04:55:04] XL shorts

[04:55:05] I got the shorts

[04:55:06] right here as well

[04:55:06] Is this for OBS?

[04:55:07] What is this?

[04:55:07] Brought

[04:55:08] in my haul bag.

[04:55:12] Brought the busted-ass Kyrie all the way from Los Angeles.

[04:55:15] Look at this shit.

[04:55:17] This has seen some damage.

[04:55:20] I mean, it is basically, look at that

[04:55:21] It's just perfect, perfectly smooth

[04:55:27] I can't be comfortable wearing new shoes

[04:55:29] so i have to go with these.

[04:55:32] Brought the knee tendon braces.

[04:55:36] Okay? We're ready to go!

[04:55:39] Locked and loaded.

[04:55:41] I'm going go change,

[04:55:43] And I'll be back in a second

[04:55:45] I don't think anyone else is changing but

[04:55:47] Maybe I won't change yet

[04:55:49] But I'm already

[04:55:51] Ready to go.

[04:55:52] Oh wait, some people are changing.

[04:55:56] Yeah, I'm gonna change.

[04:56:00] Drinking a little bit of coffee with some ice

[04:56:07] trying to get fired up oops sorry Yes sir.

[04:56:23] How you doing Nick? Are you having fun? I feel like your tired.

[04:56:25] The SRT link, they don't use SRT Uh huh

[04:56:26] They are on RTMP still so I have to get you an RTP link

[04:56:28] That's what we're doing here

[04:56:29] Oh okay

[04:56:36] Is there anybody in here? I think so.

[04:56:38] You want to be a pervert, bro.

[04:56:40] I don't wanna fucking...

[04:56:42] Yo is anyone in there and you know someone's butt ass naked?

[04:56:44] I don't know! you just got up!

[04:56:47] Okay well is there anyone in there?

[04:56:51] You want me to go with you? No.

[04:56:55] ... No! I'm gonna go to the other place.

[04:57:15] Bro, I went in and left my jersey out there. That's how nervous I am right now. Don't tell anybody.

[04:57:19] . Come on, come on. Fuck! Oh my bad. really good so Oh, shit. Okay. Let's go.

[04:58:36] Okay. I'm going to chase this stuff. I left the mic in there.

[04:58:43] It's okay, my turn.

[04:58:45] I think we got it fixed.

[04:58:47] Bro that guy is about 9 feet tall brother.

[04:58:50] Dude stop he's not that much taller than me chill!

[04:58:53] I'll be honest you're not that much taller

[04:58:54] than me homie.

[04:58:55] Are you 6'4 versus 6'6?

[04:58:57] No no he's 6'8 and he is.

[04:59:00] And real?

[04:59:00] Yeah he's not 6'8 bro.

[04:59:01] Bro he's wearing 23 like Jordan bro.

[04:59:04] Bro chill! Chill!

[04:59:06] Nah that sounds about to get worked.

[04:59:08] Now we start out there do we have to watch this

[04:59:11] or can we go home?

[04:59:13] Listen.

[04:59:14] Yeah. Listen my biggest advantage right now is that nobody thinks I'm going to play well.

[04:59:21] They're like oh he's out of shape.

[04:59:24] Is that an advantage?

[04:59:27] That's my advantage. I, I...

[04:59:29] Where'd you put the mic?

[04:59:30] It was in my hand.

[04:59:33] You should definitely wear it out there.

[04:59:35] I'm not going to wear it out there. I'm not gonna wear it out there, that's crazy.

[04:59:37] Why?

[04:59:39] Don't you guys want to hear him breathe?

[04:59:41] People are going to look at me and go

[04:59:43] That's a politics guy!

[04:59:45] He doesn't know how to ball. Which is good because I don't and

[04:59:52] And then if I get a couple

[04:59:54] Good shots off then they're gonna be like

[04:59:56] Oh damn! Like this guy actually can play

[05:00:01] never mind we were wrong

[05:00:03] you know what I'm saying?

[05:00:09] Oh true. Yeah that's what I'm gonna do

[05:00:13] This is serious, you need to play for the keeps bro

[05:00:17] Play for the keeps play for keeps you know

[05:00:20] the bragging rights if you lose I'm gonna put my fucking heart out there

[05:00:24] don't worry don't you like a bitch I look like a bitch once and people never let it go

[05:00:30] I mean the thing is

[05:00:33] I'm not

[05:00:35] like I said

[05:00:36] I'm not

[05:00:37] a star

[05:00:39] here

[05:00:39] you know what I mean

[05:00:40] I'm just the guy.

[05:00:41] I also realize that I've not washed this shirt

[05:00:43] since Amsterdam

[05:00:47] I'm a guy who

[05:00:49] desperately needs knee braces.

[05:00:52] I believe in you, Doug.

[05:00:54] Because I'm ready. That's how it came off the fucking airplanes.

[05:01:12] But again, keep going back right after?

[05:01:15] I mean, I left immediately.

[05:01:17] I was not...

[05:01:19] I was not about that lifestyle.

[05:01:23] Bro, I know you're a good guy. Not about that lifestyle. What's up? The 6-8 team is decent. So he can definitely move, man.

[05:01:24] Bro, I know he can move.

[05:01:26] He's a 6-8 too, but...

[05:01:27] I know...

[05:01:27] Bro, why are you telling me this?

[05:01:29] I already watched him play this morning.

[05:01:30] It was terrifying.

[05:01:32] It wasn't terrifying.

[05:01:47] Good. It wasn't terrifying, but like... I'm on the other side. Yeah, damn good job people.

[05:01:53] That's probably seen this regularly that's the only one in a while there.

[05:02:04] Okay. Woo! Alright, I'm ready to go it I don't know if they have a fucking carrier

[05:02:19] Are you having

[05:02:21] a hard time with that?

[05:02:25] No, I'm saying like Wait let's go talk to some people

[05:02:28] and see where you can post up.

[05:02:30] Worst case.

[05:02:36] Pretty good. Like 40 points? How are you feeling?

[05:02:39] Pretty good.

[05:02:41] Like 40 points probably with it?

[05:02:46] Definitely not, I mean if I get 10 that's like pretty solid.

[05:02:49] Hey a question for you, beyond the the swap out for the stream can they post up

[05:02:52] somewhere yeah but you have to have the light off

[05:02:57] and yeah just so you're saying like Bill and Clint and stuff?

[05:03:01] Yeah if they stream.

[05:03:03] Stream...or are you saying the program doesn't work?

[05:03:05] Yeah

[05:03:06] Yeah that's fine

[05:03:08] I'm telling him to push now

[05:03:12] Okay So we could see. So, we'll see if it works and if it doesn't then you can stay on IRL.

[05:03:16] Is the person here?

[05:03:18] No.

[05:03:19] So, I gave him RTMP and he's using EFTM. I don't know. Maybe 10, maybe 10?

[05:03:32] Nah.

[05:03:33] I mean, I'm big as shit

[05:03:34] but the dudes

[05:03:35] that have to guard

[05:03:36] are also big as shit.

[05:03:40] Yeah,

[05:03:40] but that was off Max. He's like much shorter

[05:03:43] You know party oh I think cash. That's what they were saying is like our matchup. Yeah, he's strong

[05:03:54] I can't dunk, not anymore.

[05:03:55] I used to be able to do it but I can't anymore.

[05:03:57] I'm 33.

[05:04:01] Bro that is like there's gonna be a compilation of me telling motherfuckers how old I am today

[05:04:07] and everyone just going dang.

[05:04:09] It's not as bad as you think it is.

[05:04:12] You?

[05:04:13] You? I know.

[05:04:13] We're the same age!

[05:04:14] No, I don't say that.

[05:04:15] I'm younger than you.

[05:04:16] Yes.

[05:04:16] I'm a little bit younger.

[05:04:17] Like a month?

[05:04:19] Like what do you mean?

[05:04:21] Yeah, everybody goes, damn!

[05:04:25] Every time bro.

[05:04:27] Just like you will go at the top of the hour and go, damn!

[05:04:29] There's a three minute outbreak.

[05:04:30] Unless you subscribe.

[05:04:34] Yeah, and then zoomers or whatever the next generation is They'll also be good at it.

[05:04:44] They hit us with the honk a lot. I don't mind being called onk, I mean, I don't mind.

[05:04:46] I don't mind being called onked.

[05:04:47] I like it.

[05:04:49] I've been called worse.

[05:04:51] Me too.

[05:04:52] You know?

[05:04:52] Yeah.

[05:04:53] I bet.

[05:04:55] I'm gonna need your water.

[05:04:56] Okay. Okay.

[05:05:05] That's good, that's good! How we feeling?

[05:05:11] I need to stretch a bit

[05:05:13] Yeah

[05:05:14] I need to put some shots up

[05:05:15] Yeah, that's right

[05:05:16] We're gonna

[05:05:17] Of course I'll miss yeah that's right we're gonna

[05:05:25] where is a worse Where's A?

[05:05:35] Let's go, let's go

[05:05:39] I'm gonna rely on you. You're the big body. You can rely on me, I'll be out there.

[05:05:41] Teamwork.

[05:05:42] I got this.

[05:05:44] We got it?

[05:05:46] Oh we did?

[05:05:47] Let's go!

[05:05:49] That's crazy. I think we are more balanced now. You did? Yeah. Let's go!

[05:05:50] That's crazy.

[05:05:51] I think we're more brawly than they are for sure.

[05:05:54] Yeah.

[05:05:55] Wait, let me see how tall...

[05:05:56] Yo, how tall are you dude?

[05:05:58] What's up?

[05:05:59] I'm Ahsan.

[05:06:00] Nice to meet you. How tall are you? I'm Ahsan. Nice to meet you.

[05:06:00] How tall are you?

[05:06:01] 6'2". How tall are you?

[05:06:02] You're not 6... bro, we're...

[05:06:06] How tall are you?

[05:06:07] You're 6'4", bro!

[05:06:08] How tall are you?

[05:06:09] I'm 6'4"!

[05:06:10] Nah, I'm 6'2", you taller than me 100%.

[05:06:13] Probably the hat.

[05:06:14] I don't know maybe...

[05:06:16] I've heard a lot about how good your ball is.

[05:06:19] Man, I ain't playing today.

[05:06:20] I know.

[05:06:27] But I did see you and you beat Max now. So great fucking job.

[05:06:29] For me?

[05:06:31] You made a mistake yes sir.

[05:06:32] I really didn't see you do too much.

[05:06:33] I was with you.

[05:06:34] We combined for 12!

[05:06:35] Yeah yeah that's true.

[05:06:37] Teamwork teamwork.

[05:06:39] 11

[05:06:40] I like your work.

[05:06:42] Good job, man!

[05:06:48] Where the fuck is Mark?

[05:06:50] Where's our coach? We need...

[05:06:55] Oh he's out there?

[05:06:57] Okay.

[05:06:59] We need him to get us hyped up

[05:07:01] Oops sorry

[05:07:05] Wait You can come and then like, for other stuff I just want to go. Wait...

[05:07:09] I'm just leaving my phone back here.

[05:07:14] I'm not doing anything.

[05:07:20] Okay, okay let's go!

[05:07:33] I'm gonna turn on my Apple Watch, put basketball on there. Okay?

[05:07:35] And we're gonna see how many calories I burn today. You know, this is a this is going to be calorically intensive exercise

[05:07:41] activity

[05:07:43] four quarters 12 minutes each

[05:07:45] Five on five full-court pickup fast not even pick up on 5 full court pick up basketball.

[05:07:47] Not even pickup basketball, full court organized basketball.

[05:07:52] Me? No!

[05:07:54] No I'm just talking.

[05:07:59] Sorry I'm just talking. Excuse me. Can we... Sorry

[05:08:01] Oops, sorry

[05:08:07] Okay Okay.

[05:08:15] You have a staff badge? Your player

[05:08:20] Staff badge You're fired. No, no they're...

[05:08:24] They're my uh...wait can they not go in here?

[05:08:26] Wait, can you ask them?

[05:08:34] You might have to go to the VIP area. Which is over there?

[05:08:35] I don't know.

[05:08:37] Yeah, they might not like cameras in there any longer.

[05:08:40] They might want to do it over there. Yeah, they might not let cameras in there any longer.

[05:08:41] They might have to do over there.

[05:08:43] It doesn't make sense.

[05:08:44] All right.

[05:08:45] All right.

[05:08:47] See you on the other side, boys.

[05:08:48] Are you taking the mic with you?

[05:08:48] You should.

[05:08:50] Oh no, I'm not taking the mic.

[05:08:50] You're right.

[05:08:52] You know what? I'll take it off for now i'll talk to you 45 minutes i'll talk to you in a second yeah

[05:08:55] i'll keep it on for now excuse me whoops sorry oh they have cameras in here oh jesus so is Woo!

[05:09:43] Shit. Got it, got it. We're in trouble, Chad.

[05:09:49] There's a thousand VIPs here.

[05:09:52] A thousand.

[05:09:54] There is no way we are going to get a good spot. A thousand.

[05:09:57] There's no way we're gonna get a good spot.

[05:10:01] I say we swap it over...

[05:10:03] Maybe not, let me see.

[05:10:09] You guys want the main feed or do you guys want this?

[05:10:12] It'll be alright though.

[05:10:16] Hey, we need more balls bro! They have more balls than us!

[05:10:20] Let's see.

[05:10:23] You think you can get a good one from over here?

[05:10:25] Or do you want to get closer?

[05:10:28] I kind of have to? Okay, well Arthur. Good luck getting in front of these people

[05:10:34] Hassan is...

[05:10:36] Can you?

[05:10:39] Uh ask Can you? Uh, ask. Yeah. yeah Yep, there he is.

[05:11:08] So Chad what do you guys want to do? Do you wanna switch this or try this? Bro! This this side shooting for the side is impossible We're about to get kicked out. everybody get down All right.

[05:11:44] Hey, yo, Max!

[05:11:48] Hey, yo, Max, hit that!

[05:11:50] Hit that!

[05:11:51] Hit that right now so Check. Can we test the feed now? You know, I'm going to test it if we got the live feed on camera.

[05:12:18] Feeling all right.

[05:12:21] All right.

[05:12:22] We're good.

[05:12:23] All right.

[05:12:24] All right. All right. All right. Check can we test the feed now? You know I'm gonna test it. We got the live feed

[05:12:25] Feeling alright

[05:12:28] We're going to test it

[05:12:39] Aura give it a go, go to phone.

[05:12:41] Oh, it worked?

[05:12:41] Sure.

[05:12:43] Did what?

[05:12:55] Wait, did it work? Oh, it did work.

[05:13:02] What are you doing? Three? You were doing three?

[05:13:12] Wait, did it work or no?

[05:13:22] Or go back to your OBS and see if it's still in there.

[05:13:25] Oh!

[05:13:28] You deleted it?

[05:13:29] On my ass.

[05:13:37] I'm running out of breath! I'm running out of breath! Hey, come on, Ray.

[05:13:54] Yeah, you just gotta do that in OBS and it should work. The same thing. What the fuck? What's up?

[05:14:20] No! No, mate. What's up?

[05:14:24] NO!

[05:14:30] Obviously...

[05:14:32] I'm live, so nothing good happens when I'm live.

[05:14:35] Only when I'm not live.

[05:14:36] Add the other source over this one.

[05:14:39] Just add the media source over this one.

[05:14:47] Okay. Add the media source over this one.

[05:14:56] Yep, yep... No.. oh so uh so so oh hey so This is W Hassan's team.

[05:16:35] Team NMP LOL is Team Hassan now.

[05:16:39] I'm lost.

[05:16:45] I'm teaching myself how to shoot without looking.

[05:16:49] Blinded!

[05:16:56] What?

[05:17:03] Wrong I know. Bro!

[05:17:05] I'm not supposed to be fast!

[05:17:07] Oh my god, it's back in the head!

[05:17:13] How tall is he? I'm never gonna cross you, I can't do that.

[05:17:17] I'm too slow. What the fuck?

[05:17:21] ... Okay, this guy...I don't know who this guy is with the yellow shoes.

[05:17:30] But he's gonna shoot on everybody. I feel like I shouldn't be on media right now.

[05:17:50] Are we switching sides?

[05:17:52] No, I should be at home jerking off.

[05:18:04] Can they hear us? Wait can they hear us? I don't know.

[05:18:08] Wait, can they hear us?

[05:18:11] Oh, Shag you can can hear us. Oh shit.

[05:18:16] Aw, come on man.

[05:18:17] That's only a J.

[05:18:18] That's only an A.

[05:18:19] That's the last one.

[05:18:20] That was the last one.

[05:18:21] That was the last one.

[05:18:22] That was the last one.

[05:18:23] That was the last one.

[05:18:24] That was the last one.

[05:18:25] That was the last one.

[05:18:26] That was the last one. That was the last one. That was the last one. That's all me can do. so Oh, Mr. Do! Oh, shit! I got it.

[05:19:36] Guys, don't worry.

[05:19:39] Hop out?

[05:19:40] Uh, we'll see, we'll see.

[05:19:43] We'll see, we'll see

[05:19:47] Can you guys hear us on or no?

[05:19:57] Y'all got the beef with the 2v2, but now you guys are teammates. So now it's like you know how to work.

[05:20:00] Get inside the mind of this 6 foot 5 pumpkin meat. I'm going to be okay. Chris! Take the backpack off bro, let's see what you got.

[05:20:30] Don't have the weights on you.

[05:20:32] Talking shit about my dribbling.

[05:20:39] You wanna do it?

[05:20:46] I'm not gonna lie, I think Asana is good. Oh my god.

[05:20:50] I'm not gonna lie, I think Hassan might be out of his game right now.

[05:20:52] Let's see!

[05:20:54] These guys can play.

[05:21:14] Wait you wanna shoot for want to shoot for it. Did we get that? Here. all right here I was about to get fried bro.

[05:21:42] Oh maybe not.

[05:21:44] Oh good D.

[05:21:48] Dude Asana has a fucking massive ass car.

[05:21:54] Max! He is going to try it anyway, even if he can't make it.

[05:21:56] You know what I'm saying? That's why you did the mags. I thought he was about to give you tips. Ohhhhh! oh You got picked oh sorry

[05:22:58] I was clearing the audio sacks i can't hear it

[05:23:01] I thought he was a nuke destroyer that's what they call them yeah

[05:23:24] it's this one.

[05:23:29] It's for...

[05:23:33] That guy, number 13?

[05:23:36] No he just pulled it from the side. That guy. Number 13? Good people.

[05:23:39] No, he's just political content.

[05:23:44] You know Hassan? He's like the biggest political guy on Twitch. Woah! He's tiring me out! I want it too!

[05:23:50] High five! Well he's tiring me out. He thought it was easy!

[05:23:54] I'm giving it to him!

[05:24:01] 13? Yeah into him yeah but he's old though i didn't think i would be the same political content

[05:24:09] that'll trump u.s president you know You know, he's not getting US President. No?

[05:24:13] He sucks at basketball. I don't even know why he is out there.

[05:24:15] And they can hear us too.

[05:24:33] They used to call him. Oh, he blocked the shit on you. I'm going to rise and burn!

[05:24:35] Bro, come on.

[05:24:37] I didn't even see his face.

[05:24:44] One too many groups bro! You had him like twice already! I'm watching.

[05:24:54] W commentary? Who am i talking to?

[05:25:06] Whose stream is this on by the way? Like what's the main channel stream in this?

[05:25:12] Don't even try from there bro.

[05:25:12] I'm gonna hang up okay?

[05:25:13] I'll call you back when we swap.

[05:25:24] Just on your side. It's on YouTube. Oh, it's on YouTube. Wait, it's not even live yet?

[05:25:30] This is how you do it.

[05:25:36] I'm going to try for a minute, chat.

[05:25:37] You see that at NNPLaw in the title?

[05:25:40] If you're bored in the morning in America

[05:25:42] you watch my stream okay?

[05:25:44] Just go click follow and play sometime.

[05:25:45] How are we looking? Good?

[05:25:47] You look really good. I can't even beat

[05:25:49] Cristal. I mean...

[05:25:51] What? We're doing great! We can hear you out there

[05:25:53] Oh I know that you can hear me.

[05:25:56] I'm panting like a fucking gorilla.

[05:25:58] No no I got energy.

[05:26:02] That's not about the fucking blowing me out bro.

[05:26:07] Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:26:13] Dude this footage looks so fucking good. It looks damn near perfect.

[05:26:22] Hassan, there's no breathing, bro!

[05:26:24] What?

[05:26:25] They can't hear you breathe!

[05:26:26] Oh, they keep it the whole time? Just because the windsock's on. What they can't hear you breathe

[05:26:30] She's the wind socks on yeah, oh

[05:26:35] That was it

[05:26:41] Should we do should we or is that too late? Look how good it is.

[05:26:43] I'll be honest this might be better than the main feeders.

[05:26:47] 630!

[05:26:48] They need to let us on the court so we can get better angles, you know what I'm saying?

[05:26:52] I tell ya, I would get away with it.

[05:26:56] What?

[05:26:57] No no no.

[05:26:58] Listen if you were trying to work your way out there

[05:27:00] under the board, you can't but we have a decent spot here

[05:27:10] NMP should've pulled Oh! I'm pooping.

[05:27:11] NMP you should have played today, everybody sucks.

[05:27:14] Motherfucker, I am falling the fuck off, okay?

[05:27:17] I am here SSRs plus one.

[05:27:20] Okay? I shouldn't even be here right now so no i should not be out there

[05:27:25] i haven't earned it Where's the scoreboard at?

[05:27:38] Oh shit, there is one. Must be that.

[05:27:47] Maybe...

[05:27:50] Where did I sit at? She ditched me and didn't come sit out

[05:27:53] in the whole day.

[05:27:55] Holy shit! oh That's the one thing I haven't shot at all is a free throw.

[05:28:23] I know!

[05:28:24] You're... There's ludwig's hat you

[05:28:25] guys know ludwig

[05:28:32] i usually do that that and then the free throw but

[05:28:38] There's too much craziness going on right now to do that though

[05:28:42] On Hassan's team?

[05:28:44] Okay. 21s trashed, 0c short, 13's trashed. 0 is too short. 13's trashed. 10's too short.

[05:28:50] I think number 11's gonna be good.

[05:28:53] Yup.

[05:28:55] I played one against Chris.

[05:28:57] I think number 1 is going to be good.

[05:29:00] Far over there, dribbling.

[05:29:02] He looks good.

[05:29:04] Yeah.

[05:29:06] I think the white team's going to beat them 500-0.

[05:29:10] You sure?

[05:29:12] I think sketchy might be better than the rest of us. That's not a sign.

[05:29:26] Look at that! Is Tin good, Chad?

[05:29:27] I don't know who that is.

[05:29:28] He has a really good spin on it.

[05:29:35] Yeah, every time.

[05:29:37] I just got three naps. Tid is good.

[05:29:40] I'm proud of you, man.

[05:29:42] Okay, okay, okay.

[05:29:44] Look at the behind-the-back pass.

[05:29:48] So one tid and 11 11? I think the rest should...

[05:29:51] Honestly, I should probably play instead of them.

[05:29:53] Wait who's this guy?

[05:29:55] Okay, I don't know. This guy with the blue shorts?

[05:29:57] He doesn't have a... Who has that?

[05:30:03] Oh! He was not happy about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah! I like that man!

[05:30:09] Damn! Damn! yeah so I'll be right back.

[05:30:57] Who's your guys' favorite player? player needed to pick one Michael Jordan.

[05:30:58] LeBron.

[05:31:02] What is happening?

[05:31:03] What is that

[05:31:06] bro someone in chat goes bro are the vibes off with the sun and

[05:31:10] lovely Here we go.

[05:31:23] Okay, that guy's really good. Number 10. There's a duo. Oh!

[05:31:50] That's a do-over, do it again. Oh! I just saw Jason fucking Rick.

[05:32:02] So that's good for us.

[05:32:05] You want me to try it?

[05:32:06] Hold on, I gotta go from here

[05:32:09] Oh he's gonna go try dunk

[05:32:11] He kinda got it

[05:32:15] No, he's limping

[05:32:17] I mean, I have no vert though and mine it hurts my knee immediately Damn!

[05:32:39] Oh yeah. I'm gonna be an all-around team player, nothing flashy.

[05:32:45] Just going in, grabbing rebounds, passing it off

[05:32:55] wait oh great does that say papa oh sorry sorry Bro, not that it matters. Batters.

[05:33:29] Are we done? I found Sina!

[05:33:31] I'm scrolling through Twitch, there she is on Agent Stream, down there in the corner somewhere

[05:33:39] behind that other basket. That person is...

[05:33:43] Yes.

[05:33:46] Yes.

[05:33:47] Oh I see her!

[05:33:48] What?

[05:33:49] Emojio is holding the camera.

[05:33:52] It's fine, I see it.

[05:33:55] She'll never notice.

[05:34:00] Wait we're actually killing it!

[05:34:01] Hassan has the most views out of everyone here.

[05:34:05] Hey the old guy still got a chat w's actually you know what hoggers in

[05:34:10] the chat we still got it

[05:34:14] we're not dead yet. I'm going to make a case for you.

[05:34:36] Can we close real quick?

[05:34:39] Oh yeah.

[05:34:41] I'll just post my phone.

[05:34:43] Do it, do the post!

[05:34:45] Yeah, I have to.

[05:35:02] Did you get a zoom link? yeah I just wanted to thank you. And then do a new YouTube community.

[05:35:06] I did not do that.

[05:35:08] Just IG? Yeah, yeah. I'll do that. Just either? Yeah, yeah.

[05:35:11] I'll do it right now.

[05:35:14] I don't know if this is my pet or I forgot one.

[05:35:17] Okay, you're good.

[05:35:20] Yeah, I'll just pose and and swipe right as we want.

[05:35:22] ...on YouTube... um so I'm going to go ahead and do this. I was typing in the chat, fuck you bitch.

[05:36:09] I see you across the web but the CEO just showed up.

[05:36:13] He's protected.

[05:36:14] Yeah, I was going to type it.

[05:36:38] Oh yeah, he's here. I'm going to try and get it. Is it an effect of the messages? Huh?

[05:36:39] Is it an effect of the messages?

[05:36:41] No.

[05:36:44] Here comes the sun.

[05:36:47] Bro, did he go back and get his Apple Watch?

[05:36:55] Oh, what the fuck?

[05:36:58] Are we doing uh, are we doing layups?

[05:37:01] Uh 640

[05:37:04] Yeah I mean...

[05:37:12] We don't have to do that. Oh! um Bro, let's just miss that ball the vibes are off bro. Well you know Hassan's locked in because he's not over here yapping. Yeah, he forgot about you. I can't see anything from this spot.

[05:38:26] That's it, that's the only spot.

[05:39:14] We're going to go over to the water side so um three I'm going to give keep it real.

[05:39:16] How much stamina you got left?

[05:39:20] Damn!

[05:39:23] I might have to go sit on the bench, bro.

[05:39:48] Yup! you might be on the bench. I don't know. Bro, it's crazy looking at the W community

[05:39:52] and they don't even know what IRL backpacks are

[05:39:55] They have no idea

[05:39:57] It's just like boom boom boom they have no idea

[05:40:03] hey private don't even know this exists it's crazy!

[05:40:17] They don't need it? Okay, then why is the sign out so weird? Tell me that. Maybe because you can hear him and everything's crystal clear Awesome. Also, FYI, IsoSpeed uses the backpack and he's the biggest that ever was. The funny thing is, if you go to TwitchCon

[05:40:54] Everyone at TwitchCon has backpacks

[05:40:57] From zero viewer streamers up until the biggest ones

[05:41:00] It's just crazy. It's like a different group of people you know so What are you comfortable playing?

[05:41:35] What is your comfortable playing? Mask and purse.

[05:41:39] Let me see if you're Rihanna.

[05:41:43] So we got Max on guard, is that what you're doing?

[05:41:45] We were somehow in the middle

[05:41:47] I really have this

[05:41:49] You can hear Hasan

[05:41:51] I'm like a brain maker

[05:41:57] Like a point forward type shit. He can make a play that is like a forward type. so Oh, look at this guy. This is crazy.

[05:42:38] I don't know if you guys can hear it but it's slam the crowd is crazy right now okay so Wow, you's ignoring Hassan.

[05:43:24] Are they okay?

[05:43:27] No, Hassan.

[05:43:30] We knew that we had the best tech in the biz, and he conned us out here for 8 hours. I'm kidding guys, it's very funny. so uh I don't know actually. We'll see. Damn, they're higher!

[05:44:25] These people are getting that excited, Chad?

[05:44:27] For three T-shirts!

[05:44:31] I'm not even kidding.

[05:44:46] I'm just saying, that excited for three t-shirts Whenever I get subs, no one cares. Oh! so so I made it earlier, in the morning when I came here.

[05:45:30] My first shot. It looks so cool.

[05:45:35] Everybody thought I was badass!

[05:46:33] Wow! I'm a badass Yes Yes! Here we get some hearts from Mr. Arthur holding the camera this whole time, going on six hours holding the can not complaining once okay Wait, should we make a sign here? A park downtown. Oh!

[05:46:37] What type of defense is this?

[05:46:41] You want me to bag you down? You want me to go higher?

[05:47:05] Like that?

[05:47:11] Like that?

[05:47:16] Go Ludwig!

[05:47:25] Go get stage 4!

[05:47:27] Go Ludwig, you got this!

[05:47:35] I've got Lutz back, you know?

[05:47:39] I prefer 2D technically. It divides the pit between the two of us though.

[05:47:42] That's just me.

[05:47:45] We're leaving?

[05:47:59] Yeah. Alright. We're leaving? I'm going to go ahead and get the ball.

[05:48:07] There are sketches this year just taking part of it, but that's not even right around here. I'm gonna put a KS-99 wrapped.

[05:48:09] Damn!

[05:48:13] You got the sleeves, he's unstoppable! He basically shot that off me.

[05:48:28] So I don't know, I'm just watching.

[05:48:31] See how far he's on the train?

[05:48:33] He's gonna sound like a robot because he's all the way down there.

[05:48:35] Technically we need to be right in the middle.

[05:48:39] Yeah look at how fucking far he is.

[05:48:41] Yeah.

[05:48:55] He sounds good. Okay, good. Why are people saying sit-up?

[05:49:04] I thought they were white white.

[05:49:07] Right now?

[05:49:09] No, look, I'm a big boy and. They got much better players than me on both teams

[05:49:13] so we'll see probably like eight.

[05:49:15] We could get kicked out.

[05:49:16] Break game would be eight points I think.

[05:49:19] What do you think?

[05:49:20] Do the guys do that?

[05:49:24] We'll see They're all leaving.

[05:49:47] Okay Well

[05:49:51] It looks like we got

[05:49:53] 7 bids until the game starts.

[05:49:56] All of our basketball games usually...

[05:50:01] So, I guess it's just you and I now, Chad.

[05:50:10] Hassan is not here. He's left.

[05:50:14] It's just me Wait, how old is Sketch, chat? he does look very old so so and so so so Oh, am I supposed to be talking?

[05:52:00] Is this my time to shine?

[05:52:02] I'm not going to lie.

[05:52:03] I've been up for about

[05:52:05] 13 hours now.

[05:52:11] Yep! I had a feeling we'd be here all day. Never really got that monster energy, did I?

[05:52:17] It is just...

[05:52:21] Huh?

[05:52:23] Yeah, not that hungry though.

[05:52:26] But...

[05:52:27] How long are basketball games? Hopefully this is like what 30 minutes?

[05:52:32] That'd be good.

[05:52:35] Yeah it'll be fine. that'd be good

[05:52:39] yeah it'll be fine

[05:52:50] let me see. 30 minutes?

[05:52:52] Yeah, I know where Senna is.

[05:52:54] I can't miss her with that massive fucking forehead of hers. Invite her over?

[05:53:15] Bro, I don't even know if she got over there bro.

[05:53:23] To be honest...

[05:53:25] ...I have no idea.

[05:53:29] Damn!

[05:53:33] I mean, I would suggest we can walk over but I'm worried that we will even lose this one.

[05:53:38] No, I think we got a good spot. Don't move.

[05:53:55] So the question is, chat, do you guys want this camera when the game starts or do you wanna to swap over to their own feed,

[05:54:01] their live feed?

[05:54:05] We can swap over theirs.

[05:54:13] This... This? Wait, what if we're ahead of their feed and everyone wants to come here

[05:54:19] and get the information. You know?

[05:54:25] Yeah, because we can see it.

[05:54:27] Whose feed's ahead, ours or theirs?

[05:54:29] We have to be ahead.

[05:54:31] Because they're on SRT, they're on RTMP but we're also going to my cloud server not my house.

[05:54:38] It's not up.

[05:54:48] So you're telling me...

[05:54:52] Wait, there is no way Hassan's chat is calling me a nerd when you nerds sit here and talk about politics

[05:54:58] ten hours a day, every day.

[05:55:01] Not making a single bit of difference in the world. Just yapping!

[05:55:05] No way you're calling me a nerd,

[05:55:07] I don't want to hear it.

[05:55:11] No way...

[05:55:16] No way. No way, y'all.

[05:55:21] That's a different nerd?

[05:55:29] Do I look like a nerd? Be honest. um Some of us say you look like a Nick. I can see your forehead, sinner! SINNER!

[05:56:11] DAMN!

[05:56:15] Dude, you saw that reflection? Bruh.

[05:56:17] PUT IT AWAY! Put it away!

[05:56:26] Holy shit, that forehead was wild bruh.

[05:56:29] It kinda made me hungry too I wanna get some like chicken to eat off that shit like a plate you know what i'm saying so big

[05:56:33] oh she's showing the dan though oh dan don't lie dan, that forehead is massive.

[05:56:43] Oh here we go.

[05:56:48] You don't want it?

[05:56:50] Oh no!

[05:56:54] He had to take the mic off.

[05:56:56] Yes

[05:57:00] There's no way they noticed.

[05:57:04] Well this isn't even on anymore.

[05:57:09] Oh maybe it died because the connection was lost pretty long.

[05:57:13] That's smart, let's charge it then.

[05:57:17] Nooo! So now we

[05:57:19] lost Hasan, chat do we still want to

[05:57:26] use this camera

[05:57:39] damn Oh, maybe. Someone says pip. We can try pip!

[05:57:44] Alright, Aura what...

[05:57:45] Actually

[05:57:49] What does their feet even look like? Let me see.

[05:57:53] Looks like they have to be careful. so I'm going to call you Oro.

[05:58:22] Let's check it out

[05:59:06] ring-a-ring Alright, let's see what Pip looks like. so Wait. Oro, unmute. and the fourth quarter. That's right. Two 30-second timeouts per half,

[05:59:20] per team in a fan voted U2 poll

[05:59:22] once a quarter for a power play

[05:59:24] and that means points are doubled

[05:59:26] within that timeframe.

[05:59:27] That is right.

[05:59:28] Yeah I mean the power play

[05:59:29] was huge last year

[05:59:30] we saw multiple shots hit during the power play was huge last year.

[05:59:31] We saw multiple shots hit during the power play

[05:59:32] that really swung that game in Team Mark's favor.

[05:59:35] That's true but one we're really excited about this year

[05:59:37] is the one-on-one challenge.

[05:59:38] A player on offense when they're on the court

[05:59:40] presses this button that initiates a one-on-one challenge

[05:59:43] the opposing coach chooses their most locked down defender the clock stops resumes once

[05:59:47] the ball is checked up and points within this time frame are tripled you could hit

[05:59:51] a four pointer for 12 right there

[05:59:53] wait unmute us for a second

[06:00:01] what does it sound like when both are going? Is it too much, Chad?

[06:00:06] Is it too much?

[06:00:12] We had a little draft that you hosted with these teams being assembled by Coach Duke and Coach Mark.

[06:00:18] Let's take a look at how we got here, Deuce.

[06:00:20] Let's do it.

[06:00:22] I'm going to start off with you.

[06:00:23] I'm going with Emby though. You you know how to pick my dog first even

[06:00:25] though we don't kick me around!

[06:00:35] I'm a person.

[06:00:36] And I want to be the public.

[06:00:40] That right there wouldn't be bad.

[06:00:41] Alright, you want both?

[06:00:42] Very very strong for me.

[06:00:44] Lower the...

[06:00:45] You're too loud? Okay, lower us a little bit more out. Perfect. And then...

[06:00:53] No she can do it.

[06:00:56] Lower us and then...

[06:01:02] Alright guys! We are here at the griddle. I'm thinking on the court, I'm thinking all the way.

[06:01:09] Once again just to remind you that fan-loaded power play doubles points for one minute

[06:01:13] if you take a look at these blue circles on the floor

[06:01:15] If your feet is within that circle

[06:01:17] You can make their thing live a bigger world if you want If your feet is within that circle, That's a full court.

[06:01:19] I know it doesn't look like much from back there

[06:01:21] But on the court

[06:01:23] It's far

[06:01:25] At least for now

[06:01:28] The postmation of this greater weekend absolutely

[06:01:35] all right our team mark the first overall pick in the draft was

[06:01:38] hippie then we have ken kennedy marcellus

[06:01:41] howard backyard legend blackboard max facade biker.D. One very formidable team, and I'll tell you right now,

[06:01:51] I interviewed Pac-1 last year the day he was a wild card

[06:01:53] And he's really gonna bring some entities to that

[06:01:55] And we're gonna start seeing him play

[06:01:57] Looking at their opposition

[06:01:58] Team U selected by

[06:02:03] Captain Wendigo team group selected by Captain Landers, Jay Doe, John Quaugh the first and only RBK Ray, Cash Nasty

[06:02:06] one of our favorite players Julian White

[06:02:08] Bob Famous, Jason DeWeave

[06:02:10] and Deshaun.

[06:02:12] Yes yes, now look these teams that seem to be even in the match is going to come down to coaching decisions

[06:02:17] Team Mark vs team Duke it's anybody's game

[06:02:20] And I'm proud to see you guys

[06:02:23] It looks like we're about to get underway here, let me

[06:02:25] Team Duke!

[06:02:27] The captain of the SWAT team with Booth on his side

[06:02:29] it's hard while you're at it

[06:02:31] make some noise for Deshae Frost!

[06:02:36] That's right, Deshae Frost.

[06:02:37] He had a clean finish in time.

[06:02:38] I was straight with him in the last minute draft

[06:02:40] and he is going to be on the platform one more time draft. I got more than that from one minute now.

[06:02:43] Today,

[06:02:44] that's for sure.

[06:02:45] The first set of calls

[06:02:46] is going to be

[06:02:47] 18-10 small practice

[06:02:49] and it's going to be

[06:02:49] 15 minutes an hour

[06:02:51] at 6'4",

[06:02:52] 1-200 pounds

[06:02:53] of straight muscle muscle, the winner in God's ticket to the home run makes some noise for John!

[06:03:01] No one is clapping.

[06:03:03] Ok listen if these guys aren't getting clapped why am I not invited? Okay, listen.

[06:03:07] If these guys aren't getting clapped, why am I not invited?

[06:03:08] I would be so glad to do it.

[06:03:09] Watch me.

[06:03:10] That's right.

[06:03:12] Football players, we know you can probably play a little defense,

[06:03:14] but let's hope you can go to that top.

[06:03:16] And at 5'4", 110 pounds with the greatest free agent signing in Faze history,

[06:03:21] WTJ from Jacksonville, Lorraine!

[06:03:25] This crowd is dead.

[06:03:29] Jason looking for a move straight out of the tunnel right now.

[06:03:31] He's ready for war.

[06:03:33] I saw him walking up...

[06:03:37] Let's see.

[06:03:42] They're proud of his work about the free t-shirt!

[06:03:48] Alright, next up is Tungle straight out of Atlanta, Georgia, showdown veteran and the ace up there,

[06:03:50] Sweeney Van Deen!

[06:03:52] It's yours, I am Dallas!

[06:04:20] We should have told you about this Davis! Are we ahead, Matt? saw him yesterday Julian No, no Newman

[06:04:24] I feel that

[06:04:28] That was a negative playoff move.

[06:04:31] Nobody wants to see him on an odd win, very excited to see what he can do for here tonight.

[06:04:34] He sat out top at goal and we can see why he runs well.

[06:04:38] Do we cheer for Ahsan? We need a cheer for Hassan.

[06:04:49] Yeah, Cash! Wooo!

[06:04:54] Oh my god.

[06:04:55] Oh you wonder why no one's clapping?

[06:04:57] Cause everyone is fucking recording

[06:05:00] And they're gonna upload to their Instagram and get free likes! That's why no one slapped me, I did it.

[06:05:05] Holy fuck.

[06:05:08] It actually seems like today I get real cynical.

[06:05:12] I get real cynical at night too that how you started? No! YEEEEEEE!

[06:05:28] Isn't that how you started? No. I do TAS 10 years ago, I had 500 during the second round of the tournament.

[06:05:42] I was never into it. We are not the same team. It's just like a tramp been to here. We are not the same. Alright.

[06:05:49] Yeah! Alright. There we go!

[06:06:06] Wait, can you get I expected eight games in a project. They can play us like a guard, but when you're six foot eight

[06:06:09] everyone out here is playing so we shall see.

[06:06:12] The views behind every great team is a greater man

[06:06:15] Straight from the A-list basketball coaching tree It's Coach is Listen, what that's going to do is he said it's coaching comparison with Eric Smolstra

[06:06:33] because he maximizes the talent that he gets out of his players.

[06:06:39] And I think he's gonna be be able do that just tonight.

[06:06:41] Joe Dennis used to play

[06:06:43] in the games, but he is a certified

[06:06:45] tomorrow when it comes to the X-Mote

[06:06:47] of basketball and of course the signature

[06:07:00] i was there for the track. Talk to me about how you feel about your team and what's your strategy on this?

[06:07:02] Give me a free t-shirt!

[06:07:04] I'm feeling real good man, my strategy is really simple

[06:07:06] I'll tell y'all my winners, don't win

[06:07:08] Whoever they bought the sport off Zero points don't win, whoever they going to score it on.

[06:07:10] I feel good about that.

[06:07:12] So as long as they don't

[06:07:13] score more points than you

[06:07:14] do, you think you're

[06:07:15] gonna win this game?

[06:07:16] My life.

[06:07:17] Double day cards.

[06:07:18] Oh, all right.

[06:07:19] We got a blowout

[06:07:19] on our hands, ladies and gentlemen.

[06:07:20] Thank you for doing it.

[06:07:21] We're excited to see what you're going to bring to the table.

[06:07:23] Let's go!

[06:07:24] I mean, I cannot lie.

[06:07:25] Drew Dennis' team is very formidable.

[06:07:27] That's what happens when you've got the male cut.

[06:07:29] We're helping him increase it all day.

[06:07:30] On your side, look at that roster right there. happens when you got the melcon

[06:07:43] look at that roster right there they will be facing team let's get him right now He ain't Beethoven, but when he's on the court, he certainly makes music. Straight out of Hollis!

[06:07:47] Ludwig, yeah!

[06:07:49] You're gonna get a lot of points buddy!

[06:08:05] You're going to get a whole bunch of points points buddy You're right in the middle of this, buddy. I love how you sit from the sidelines.

[06:08:15] You can't dab up your teeth, you can't win your own race.

[06:08:17] Yeah, Silky came through yesterday in dodgeball and he tried to win a senior victory

[06:08:23] It didn't work out but today he came through

[06:08:25] and he's gonna put on a show for the dreamcon crowd Absolutely.

[06:08:41] Mets out the tunnel, Kyson that sign to a 10 day contract

[06:08:57] and since that day he's been a max player from taiwan the handle path here she's a great guy not everyone so far you can score

[06:09:10] that's six foot four 220 this absolute unit is making his career Oh, Hassan.

[06:09:16] That's a lot! Yeah, that's the result!

[06:09:19] Wooo!

[06:09:21] It's the guy we're all watching.

[06:09:41] He's never run to the bench okay fresh off one million on twitch the wild boy from phase bringing the energy from the stream to his team make some noise for class here's tried it and you know what it looked good to me you gotta take risks

[06:10:03] and the floor general team mark is a certified backyard legend at 5", out of Sacramento, Marcellus Huff.

[06:10:18] My man Sel last year was a floor general for the team.

[06:10:21] He held it down in the fourth quarter and that's the kind Last year was a board general for the team.

[06:10:22] He held it down in the fourth quarter, and that's

[06:10:24] the kind of player you want on your side

[06:10:26] in crunch time, someone who is going to hold you

[06:10:28] down and make sure y'all look good.

[06:10:30] Based on his hands and legs, that's exactly

[06:10:32] who you are with the line, play with the rest of the game

[06:10:35] all right one half of their you should know podcast a big man with

[06:10:39] a soft touch and one of the all-time clutch players in showdown history but it's time that he makes a name for himself on his own. He's got Justin Timberlake, I think.

[06:10:54] That's right.

[06:10:55] He was here to play

[06:10:56] and we saw how he can get

[06:10:58] into the fourth quarter of last year's game.

[06:11:00] Let's hope that he can get started

[06:11:01] early in the season.

[06:11:03] And the first overall pick of the draft representing RDC.

[06:11:07] A do-it-all player with unlimited blood armor!

[06:11:14] Look at his knees all fucked up already, he's stretching it out.

[06:11:16] Ah shit!

[06:11:20] Maybe the first overall pick, that's a lot of pressure getting coached by T-Mark and

[06:11:24] his system is going to be as good as it gets but he looks ready to go yeah he definitely has a lot of

[06:11:29] potential really going on today i'm looking forward to it and new

[06:11:33] to the game tonight a pure killer with a sinister game here to elevate team mark to new heights I can not believe my eyes. Bordegas actually filmed it!

[06:11:50] So Ted, which one do you want to be the big screen?

[06:11:52] Do you want this camera to be the big one or

[06:11:54] do you want the main one to be a big one?

[06:12:19] You had to choose. is let's hope so let's see what we can get going luke where is head coach Oh, he's right there!

[06:12:24] A man with more rings than Phil Jackson and most... Do we swap it or do we keep it?

[06:12:27] It's coach Mark Fielder! That was the biggest cheer yet as a lot of his friends he's shown up he's one day he's a four-time god ball champion There's two of them. Two, two. This side is on the sidelines.

[06:12:52] I'm not trying to shoot my own horn.

[06:12:55] But technically we beat the people who have put on this commission and

[06:12:58] curious in their own words.

[06:13:01] It's just that it's going to work. Two things at the same time.

[06:13:03] Coach Mark!

[06:13:11] Coach Mark, first time from the sidelines, what's your game plan?

[06:13:14] How are you going to utilize your players in this match?

[06:13:16] Man I think a lot of people

[06:13:17] are underestimating our players right now.

[06:13:19] I heard from another team

[06:13:20] they think none of our teams really got ballers.

[06:13:23] They wasn't paying attention.

[06:13:25] I'm a real GM!

[06:13:27] The team I assembled...

[06:13:29] I'm gonna let them show you on the court.

[06:13:31] Thank you coach Mark Phillips and we also have a very very special referee tonight i am here with our

[06:13:38] celebrity referee y'all know the face god know the name sketch talk to me brother have you been preparing to be a referee for this game It wore off.

[06:13:58] Put the camera big, yeah?

[06:14:00] Swap them?

[06:14:02] Yep, make it bigger.

[06:14:19] And then... yep, now drag it on top of your phone. having you basketball it's about to go down you have to minimize us looks like a referee yeah he definitely I mean, uh... You know what he can do on a football field?

[06:14:27] He already looks like a referee.

[06:14:29] Yeah, he definitely looks like every referee

[06:14:30] that ever called a technical foul on me in high school.

[06:14:32] And he said he's been putting in the work.

[06:14:34] Right, that's right.

[06:14:35] And I know he wants to call an assertive charge expect that i want to see his technical foul

[06:14:42] i want to see how he can throw a technical fight that's what i want to say no if you've had a

[06:14:45] technical balance league history there's a first for everything you guys.

[06:14:48] And we got our record of Michael Jackson microphone, this is about to be

[06:14:51] a show! This is amazing.

[06:14:55] Shout out the Creator League, shout out RDC, shout out DreamCon,

[06:14:58] shout out everybody in the crowd right now

[06:15:00] let's have ourselves one hell of a game what i'm curious on is for duke and mark

[06:15:05] i feel like coming up with rotations it's tough in the moment yes i think they've

[06:15:09] been thinking about it though right if

[06:15:10] they did their proper if they did their job properly you know what i mean we

[06:15:13] don't we know mark can do one hell of a dr rivers impression let's hope that he

[06:15:16] can actually do an impression of him as a head coach but you know a little bit

[06:15:19] more winning

[06:15:21] well doc rivers would get up to a big lead and then blow it let's hope that's

[06:15:24] not the case yeah that won't be the case today we're talking about specifically

[06:15:27] oh wait doc rivers we got coach stroll first coach popovich assistant coach desmond of course will play We got Coach Stroll versus Coach Popovich.

[06:15:31] Assistant coach Desmond, of course,

[06:15:33] will play a role in the Uncle Iroh official varsity jacket.

[06:15:35] It's a long way to Ba Sing Se in that jacket.

[06:15:40] Do you think tonight could exceed last year's performance?

[06:15:44] I mean, I certainly hope so. Every day we try to build on what we do here and

[06:15:47] I know that the talent level that we have in this competition is one

[06:15:51] that we haven't seen

[06:15:52] in years in the creator league and it's a real treat for the dream con fans

[06:15:59] coach mark in his official coach fit

[06:16:02] i'm curious what our lineups are looking like right here are there any intriguing match-ups

[06:16:05] you're looking out for outside of cash and hasanabi well of course i want to see julian

[06:16:11] newman in black boy maxx i feel like they may have similar games,

[06:16:15] They may be able to go at each other a little bit

[06:16:17] And I'm excited to see how that's gonna work out

[06:16:19] Who do you think is the best bet?

[06:16:21] Most efficient bet to hit that one on one

[06:16:23] Challenge mark It could be any of the guards really to hit that one-on-one challenge ball.

[06:16:26] Oh, I mean it could be any of the guards really, right?

[06:16:29] Because we want to be able to see some moving on the outside and have some shifty back and forth left-right, you know?

[06:16:32] But it remains to be seen.

[06:16:34] I do know that YPK ray is itching to hit that button that would be huge has messed up Can you guys hear us?

[06:17:10] Alright, we're good.

[06:17:29] Actually make this a little smaller, Oro if you can. Oh shit. The layup is off. We are up to the wrist right before we hit the top 50.

[06:17:35] Over-to initiate offense, and J-Dub drives baseline ball at a mouthful.

[06:17:50] That's what happened for him in the middle of the larger meet in Unstoppable Force. right now and learn to... And like, they'll make us invisible but the scene will be out They can still hear me

[06:17:52] But it's often an idea that we're following them

[06:17:53] up the way

[06:17:55] Davis on the 4th one line

[06:17:56] I'm waiting

[06:18:04] No no No, no. Not that. Not that. Not that. Oh my god, no.

[06:18:22] In the scene! In the scene! Yep scenes yep just swap them don't turn off Perfect. That's the mark. Just warming up, though. Just warming up.

[06:18:26] Yeah, you guys can still hear me right?

[06:18:28] And now that you've been to the game there is no delay so...

[06:18:31] Should be good.

[06:18:33] Last hit maybe two more. Hey listen, if he looks like he's looking to assert himself here today Lassie may be unhappy with his performance

[06:18:35] He'll make himself on the map

[06:18:37] To show everybody here that he's a good player on the floor

[06:18:40] It remains to be seen though. We'll see

[06:18:57] Let's go! it remains to be seen though we'll see You don't have to come so much right now. Everyone who is watching the fan page,

[06:19:02] they also want to see Marquez Desmond as an assistant coach.

[06:19:04] They got Adam. Thank you, RL. They don't hate him.

[06:19:06] Thank you, Oro. Ohhhh shit.

[06:19:20] Dude they're playing.

[06:19:27] Oh, shit! Dude, they're playing. He's a football player.

[06:19:28] He needs to do this.

[06:19:31] He needs more opportunity than ever before.

[06:19:34] I knew someone like John Paul was going to be able to come in here and get it.

[06:19:35] Get him forward.

[06:19:36] Push him.

[06:19:37] Push the tempo. Finish down on the other end.

[06:19:43] I'm going to let you know, Chad,

[06:19:45] I should not be out there. NBA players do it.

[06:19:48] Yo, let's go!

[06:19:49] It's good to see you, son!

[06:19:52] Oh he's already tired.

[06:19:53] It's over.

[06:19:56] He's 90 feet already.

[06:20:15] Montel going to push him over here. big rebound by Not one, not two, but three. Oh, Hasan get that read dog!

[06:20:39] You're gonna shoot the baby man! Oh, that're getting serious guys.

[06:20:41] They are getting really serious. There's no brains out there today!

[06:20:45] He just touched the ball though, he got proof.

[06:20:49] Ooh...... I'm excited to see class all night. Oh! Oh, I'm ahead? Okay. I'll wait. I'll wait.

[06:21:21] Oh my god! Xander's shitting all over the floor. There's poop everywhere!

[06:21:25] I'm excited to see who the six-man for each team will be on the soon.

[06:21:28] Julia will be checking in at one now.

[06:22:15] Settling it in... match he is that's okay up to see it

[06:22:17] seven two Oh, they don't throw that one. 7-2 team work.

[06:22:23] What is Sketch going to get involved with? A free throw violation right here? It's just the easiest shot in basketball.

[06:22:28] By Cash... It's just the easiest shot in basketball. All right, Cash. One shot.

[06:22:34] I think Asahd is pretty out of his youth.

[06:23:27] Team Mark is working the other way! Team Marcus working them boys. Oh shit. oh YPK looking to assert himself. Okay, I'm inspired.

[06:23:28] I'm making a...

[06:23:56] I'm making an basketball league in Austin. get off there There you go, Hassan. Boink!

[06:23:58] Look how pumped he is.

[06:23:59] Boy, he got that point.

[06:24:02] Let's go, Hassan. Yes. You got that point.

[06:24:03] Let's go, Hassan! Yes!

[06:24:12] That was real good.

[06:24:19] At least 12 to 3, they're getting fucked! All right. is oh This might be more intentional than I thought.

[06:25:04] It's like no spirits on our team today.

[06:25:07] Spirits are high.

[06:25:08] Honestly with some great coaching

[06:25:10] talking about attacking the ball.

[06:25:12] Skip passes and a shot zone.

[06:25:14] Mark incredibly inspired.

[06:25:16] He asked if we'd go and make a left escape. Oh wow. and he inspired me No, they sent him out!

[06:25:32] He gets a basket and has to sit?

[06:25:35] Oh shit.

[06:25:59] Oh, shoot my man's going to the right. Damn! oh Oh my God! Hey!

[06:26:01] Take that flat out! Hey! Evil! What's in your plan?

[06:26:03] Come on!

[06:26:07] This is how you're gonna live or die.

[06:26:13] I'm ready to kill you, and I'll make this hell a little better than you did in the past. Oh shit bro.

[06:26:22] I'm not gonna lie, they took a side out and gave they give up five points real quick.

[06:26:24] Four points.

[06:26:28] Real quick, bro.

[06:26:44] I'm really hoping to see Jay do it. I'm certain of that. oh Loose ball. Oh, that was a steal!

[06:26:50] And now we have the ball put on the deck for Team 1!

[06:26:53] We need to decide now.

[06:26:58] Oh, that's up the nose bro!

[06:27:03] Is Sketch even paying attention.

[06:27:07] What is he doing? He's talking to the crowd!

[06:27:13] Lock it in, man. yeah Attacking the gaps in the zone. And that's exactly what he was doing.

[06:27:37] As he attacks more of the gaps in the zone,

[06:27:39] it opens up a three point shot and

[06:27:41] these guys just need to hit their shots.

[06:27:59] Yeah, he pissed too! He's in a frame.

[06:28:01] Oh he's thrown?

[06:28:03] Julian Lewis is coming for him.

[06:28:09] 32 seconds from the the power play, all points are doubled.

[06:28:14] It's a big time opportunity to extend the lead for Team Margaret.

[06:28:17] Yeah but team Duke is rolling back now it's a two-point lead which was just Oh, shoot.

[06:28:30] Oh!

[06:28:32] Oh!

[06:28:35] No!

[06:28:37] Aren't you mixed legs?

[06:28:38] Out of smoke.

[06:28:38] Yo!

[06:28:39] Yo!

[06:29:02] It's going to be mixed with a... Flooded by... a smoke boys are playing out here I assume we're going to see a fair amount of those today for Julian.

[06:29:05] And he might be one of the only two who can hit it.

[06:29:08] Bro, we need Hassan back out there, Jeff!

[06:29:12] They haven't got a bucket since Hass signing, no! One per half per team. That's right.

[06:29:15] But they cannot be done on Power Play.

[06:29:19] Black for four!

[06:29:24] It's a deep three man

[06:29:27] looking to attack swings to red bro i'm not gonna say it raise the

[06:29:33] liability bro i'm just gonna say it raise the liability Oh my god!

[06:29:49] Thank you, that was a...

[06:29:54] Bro liability bro! Liability.

[06:29:58] They didn't even get a basket since Hassan was gone.

[06:30:02] The last basket they got was Hassan.

[06:30:17] Going on an 11-0 run? They got what's inside. on the team mark i know they're being inspired right now

[06:30:28] if julian could get hot that is going to be an x factor for team duke coming off the bench instant offense you called it luke

[06:30:34] timeouts over 52 seconds remaining in the first quarter.

[06:30:39] Team Duke leads by one.

[06:30:41] Noah-san?

[06:30:42] Look at a guy that troops to victory.

[06:30:43] He's it, he's it!

[06:30:44] No he's not.

[06:30:45] Mark Phillips ain't never lost at DreamCon.

[06:30:46] Is today the day?

[06:30:48] Cordae checks into the game for Team Mark.

[06:30:54] Ippy, pass him Abby and let's see if he remains in the game.

[06:30:58] Okay me too. I don't think Ludwig's gonna play,

[06:31:11] and I'll be honest with you...

[06:31:20] A great screen by the way! He earns himself a trip to the mountain.

[06:31:26] A great screen by 8B, open it up for sale.

[06:31:29] Smart move by Julien going under on those fiends, if I'm being too mean

[06:31:32] let me know okay?

[06:31:38] Alright the first

[06:31:40] one is good we have a tie game 13-13 looks like this may be

[06:31:44] the end of the first quarter unless we get a command shot One shot. Quick as hell! in the first quarter got off to a hot start team group

[06:32:07] what a first quarter luke those performances and back-and-forth nature this is exactly

[06:32:12] what we was expecting this is exactly what we saw last year

[06:32:15] it's a little earlier in the game and i love it hope like it's like this all day

[06:32:19] these matchups pretty electric on paper actually absolutely Absolutely.

[06:32:27] Sign. The quality of your stream is actually better than their YouTube and Twitch. Both are capped at 30 FPS, and yours is 60 FPS. I'm not only am i a talent, im that Uggghhhhhh!

[06:32:58] Not only am I a talent, I'm that guy behind the scenes too.

[06:33:01] Could Mr. Arthurs help?

[06:33:03] Damn!

[06:33:05] Look at YPK Red elevation. Praise Christ. Damn.

[06:33:13] Listen, WWE community, listen you guys need me to help out with the live stream?

[06:33:19] I got you let me know. We couldn't have drawn it up any better than that.

[06:33:21] Let's get ready for the second quarter here at Creator League Showdown.

[06:33:24] 14-13.

[06:33:25] Oh Lutz in! Lutz in!

[06:33:26] Team Mark this is why we play the game.

[06:33:28] You're about to give up points real quick

[06:33:33] what do we have to check into the game Jason, we can find you.

[06:33:46] Is there a Ludd? Ludd touched the ball!

[06:34:11] I'll wait for it to end. the ball marcellus Travel call on Corbett.

[06:34:16] Turnover, 14-mark going back to Duke.

[06:34:21] Why be careful? It seems like this is Gibbs' team right now.

[06:34:22] Right, yeah he's been attacking the paint

[06:34:24] He's been handling the ball

[06:34:26] And he's bringing in energy

[06:34:28] I know Coach Duke has to love what he's getting from John Paul as well

[06:34:32] J-M wide so far excellent defense what he's getting from john as well

[06:34:40] you might already have like seven or eight boards he's working out there that's that football motor

[06:34:45] that's a lame mission but that is a great addition you gotta respect it

[06:34:49] he made his greater league debut with penalty kick shootouts

[06:35:01] Off the mark on the first shot

[06:35:04] It's critical It's a lot harder than you think when you're tired out there.

[06:35:07] Yo, yo!

[06:35:09] Skirmish for the board...

[06:35:12] A wild shot off the backboard.

[06:35:16] Sal goes the other way.

[06:35:22] Goddamn, Kennedy.

[06:35:24] They need to slow it down. I think Salah was a victim of tunnel vision right there oh you're going for a bucket every now and then with the great setup getting warmed up nice little shimmy shake lip off the shoulder into the baha

[06:35:50] that's a strong not the line for two for a big man he does have

[06:35:52] his soft touches while looking to make his impact on this game

[06:36:07] two shots on this game second quarter action

[06:36:10] that's not his lock one shot if he could earn himself a trip to the line that could be a key factor Oh, shit. Oh!

[06:36:31] Oh!

[06:36:33] Oh!

[06:36:39] That's a heady play right there from Cam Kennedy.

[06:36:45] Julian Newman, another one!

[06:36:49] Julian Newman may have taken that six-man role personally.

[06:36:53] Can we use the second cam as a Nick Reaction cam?

[06:36:56] You think Hasan's viewers give a shit about my reaction?

[06:36:59] Can he not talk with Marcellus?

[06:37:01] Put this last year ball on the brakes! and he matched up with Marcellus. Look, look this way here.

[06:37:03] Ball on the break.

[06:37:07] He's finishing

[06:37:09] with effectively more so than some of these actual basketball players.

[06:37:11] I would say so! It's's that motor i'm telling you

[06:37:15] yourself coming down and a reminder 1v1 challenge anyone on the court can press this button

[06:37:21] for triple points only one perhaps if you don't use it Team Duke has really responded to that early onslaught from team Martin.

[06:37:35] And it's still not anybody's game!

[06:37:37] Julian hitting out,

[06:37:39] Still shooting 50% from the floor.

[06:37:42] Hatsunami a big rebound...

[06:37:44] T-show screen? Varsalus Asana will be a big rebound. He's going to screen.

[06:37:45] Osalas looking to exploit that mismatch and get the switch to cash.

[06:37:49] Alright, he's going for it again.

[06:37:51] Lefty specialist, back in 10!

[06:37:54] Holding by Kennedy, all of them! Specialist To the The rebound misses to draws the foul.

[06:38:06] He'll be going back to the line.

[06:38:08] Smaller?

[06:38:09] And listen, I know I'm not the coach.

[06:38:14] Is that a good set?

[06:38:16] You asked for it by the way. Listen talk to schedule. Is that a good check?

[06:38:17] You asked for it by the way.

[06:38:19] Listen, talk to Sketch! Talk to Sketch!

[06:38:24] Backlocker Jacob This is where champions are made I got you.

[06:38:29] This is where champions are made.

[06:38:34] And just in case our coaches and players didn't hear it, there's only one V1 per half.

[06:38:37] What do we do? You gotta use it in the next seven minutes. There is only one V1 perhaps.

[06:38:37] What do we do?

[06:38:38] We got to use it in the next seven minutes.

[06:38:44] Eleanor Walsh, Eleanor Walsh.

[06:38:46] Surprising miss right there

[06:38:55] black boy back into the game while we checks out useful useful minutes

[06:39:00] all right Ready? Alright, no top right world. They want a top right There's some complaining about the refereeing but

[06:39:02] at the end of the day

[06:39:04] Coach is gonna tell you

[06:39:06] You don't miss layups or your run laps

[06:39:08] 0 for 2 from the line after Sikitis, first

[06:39:10] two. That would have been a big

[06:39:12] momentum changer.

[06:39:14] Sal navigating up

[06:39:16] no good, rebound dumb, YPK

[06:39:18] going the other way.

[06:39:20] Ooh!

[06:39:23] You're a step and a finger roll!

[06:39:26] Ooh, what pretty play from the young K-Ray.

[06:39:29] The young prodigy kid, man.

[06:39:31] That's the reason why they call him that.

[06:39:32] What the hell is that?

[06:39:39] This is not looking good for us.

[06:39:47] They're down six months right now. This is not looking good, Coach. Hassan's gassed and can't even walk down the court.

[06:39:51] You gotta talk to your coach!

[06:39:54] Mark said first time coach takes is learning about his rotations.

[06:39:55] I demand a trade.

[06:39:59] You're out of here, President.

[06:40:01] Big demanding a trade.

[06:40:20] He's got a big second half coming for him He didn't even push him through. Hassan, you got this!

[06:40:21] 16-22 team, Mark Torres Team Duke.

[06:40:24] Five minutes remaining.

[06:40:27] Think of Molina!

[06:40:29] Oh my mistake. That was on the floor in that box again.

[06:40:32] Molina delivered those BAM!

[06:40:47] I know Christian. so again Oh, Mark! Mark just hit the 1v1!

[06:40:57] It's not over. Why are you guys saying it's over?

[06:40:59] Let's go!

[06:41:05] It's not over though.

[06:41:12] You guys do not believe...

[06:41:16] ...in this hunt, Can you believe?

[06:41:21] Yes Max.

[06:41:25] Alright we got J-Dub versus Max Triple points, the ball is in play once it comes off

[06:41:27] the rim or you get a batter than your mix all right jay doggers

[06:41:31] max our first one-on-one challenge of the day triple points right here here we go all the other

[06:41:35] competitors players on the court are going to stand over here around half court

[06:41:45] let them go 1v1 listen mate ball's live after that ball is live no matter what happens

[06:41:54] what do they do triple points Triple points, let's go! First one on one challenge of the day.

[06:41:59] What? Go to work! is is. hey Oh, my God. Game on. All right, that will do it for both of our 1v1s in this half. the

[06:43:18] and duke dennis has won the power play for one minute! Double points to Duke as a power play.

[06:43:25] Is the power play going on.

[06:43:28] Oh!

[06:43:35] Hassan just got pinched. I'm pretending like I didn't see that.

[06:43:40] No one saw that chat.

[06:43:42] Yeah, you can see it?

[06:43:44] I can see it bro.

[06:43:45] That guy's a 5'6".

[06:43:52] Yeah, look away.

[06:44:01] Look at the kill power, that's good coaching by Martin.

[06:44:04] He looks like Biden?

[06:44:06] Dude...

[06:44:21] I think Biden would be very lucky about Matthew Grimm. press it Shot clock violation. Shot clock violation?

[06:44:22] 20 seconds you've been on the power play, it's not a bad move to make.

[06:44:25] Where is the shot clock at?

[06:44:28] Where is it at?

[06:44:29] Here comes the ball! Where is it at?

[06:44:39] I think Sketch is rigging this game, bro.

[06:44:49] Bro, 11 is so good, bro.

[06:44:51] Power play is over.

[06:44:53] You leave by 82 minutes approximately remaining in the

[06:44:57] Hit one.

[06:44:58] There it is!

[06:44:59] To Max.

[06:45:01] Boom! That's a big shot for Max. to max oh

[06:45:21] he's starting to put his imprint on this game 31 24 148 damn damn oh blitz there oh the other way it's getting hot

[06:45:46] who's Jason DeWien is ending his mic on. That mic just hit a phone right off.

[06:45:51] Oh, and Raisin? Hassan you got this! for team group has been more effective i would say

[06:45:55] Hassan you got this

[06:46:00] it's okay it looks like jason's in too they can't get each other out

[06:46:04] wait can I say that?

[06:46:08] Oh my bad. My bad. That's not what I meant.

[06:46:10] That's not what I meant. Relax.

[06:46:14] It really...I couldn't tell you who was gonna win.

[06:46:28] Oh, Rodney Cameron should know better than that. you never feed the post from mccoy come on now Oh! Cash Nasty a big rebound out to Davis. Cash in the corner, oh good combo.

[06:46:31] Davis pro hop.

[06:46:34] Alright that's a solid move by Davis, I're about to see that too at the line.

[06:46:39] Is Nick ever last?

[06:46:41] Bro, the love of my life

[06:46:43] all the way across the world

[06:46:45] I've missed that so much

[06:46:47] I can't even smile. I want to see that comment later.

[06:46:53] Listen, ever since I tied out by Duke this game has turned around.

[06:46:58] I think Coach Duke right now he has to be really happy with his scene performance coach mark knows that there's some work He throws his hat down in disgust.

[06:47:14] David's second attempt, 108 left in the half.

[06:47:20] Let's go Big Danny. There goes one, there goes one.

[06:47:21] He's good for at least one free throw let's get more of that.

[06:47:25] Here we go T-Mart coming down.

[06:47:29] Selly looking to pick and pop with Cam.

[06:47:32] Final minute of action here at the first half.

[06:47:35] A touch shot, he draws the foul.

[06:47:38] Selly's headed to the line.

[06:47:41] Looks like Coach Mark Kn some last minute substitutions.

[06:47:44] Get some rest for the second half of that show.

[06:47:49] Wait, who was the ball hog chat?

[06:47:52] Right in that pass by Sketch. Wait, who's the ball hog check?

[06:47:54] Great hitbox pass. Nice catch

[06:48:01] That's what Jason does is antics theatrics He's JL Smith without the talent next thing you know if you don't try to shoot

[06:48:07] one shot with the tactical foul he's a disciplinary Stretch. Red stretch.

[06:48:24] Listen to the rim.

[06:49:01] He gave him a tee, bro! Bro, Sketch is about to throw this game. He's got a T. Wait, the Duke and his team? He's shooting two?

[06:49:03] I don't know who even called it on.

[06:49:05] But I respect him.

[06:49:06] Yeah, who got the technical we respect we respect the zebras around here

[06:49:16] some may say that the ball don't lie.

[06:49:18] Some may say that.

[06:49:20] I cannot wait to hear from sketch how bad that incident right there is.

[06:49:23] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[06:49:24] I need to know all about that.

[06:49:25] Wait, Jason did he have two guys?

[06:49:26] Oh, no, just two in white!

[06:49:27] Oh shit!

[06:49:31] 26-0, and they still haven't got a double touchdown. Oh shit. No way. He needs to get his team locked in and disciplined.

[06:49:35] Two technicals equal two free throws, y'all. We'll just check. No, we gave a 500-a lot.

[06:49:39] Two technicals equal two free throws, yeah?

[06:49:41] Come on.

[06:49:42] Especially coming from Jason and Deshae.

[06:49:44] That's who you can't have with the technical fouls.

[06:49:46] Yeah, I think they're going to have to have a long talk at half

[06:49:48] about their behavior on the board

[06:49:52] mark also playing games he's been looking for some more fouls to be called

[06:49:56] also why would you ever try a dude with some monarch, but it's clearly tough. Wait, and they get the ball?

[06:50:01] No way!

[06:50:03] That's four free throws and the ball?!

[06:50:06] What a turn of events here.

[06:50:07] This is...

[06:50:08] What the fuck?

[06:50:08] This is...

[06:50:10] DRAGON FIGHTING! THAT WAS A SIX POINT PLAY! What the fuck?

[06:50:14] That was a six point play.

[06:50:22] It's Davis' turn, What's it gonna be?

[06:50:30] Davis, he thought about it. Kicks him over to Cash!

[06:50:34] Who has got a baby on him baby braun drawing the bow

[06:50:40] you said cash is not working on this game definitely i can bring her in his game i saw earlier today who was in high control.

[06:50:43] You only do that when you're trying to be the best.

[06:50:45] That thing is even on the right time before it's stacked.

[06:50:48] Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

[06:50:53] Come here, come here. How many times do you think I've been told to Cash like six years ago.

[06:51:05] Cash off the mark, just a little over 14.

[06:51:09] He was not killing it.

[06:51:13] He probably put on count. Makes his second one 33- He probably just put it on camera.

[06:51:17] Makes the second one, 33-30 Duke with 30 seconds to go.

[06:51:20] Here we go.

[06:51:21] Sal pushing the pace.

[06:51:25] Five-second difference between shot and game clock.

[06:51:26] Three point gain, another blockbuster here at Dream Gun.

[06:51:31] Ten seconds on the shot clock so no one's surprised.

[06:51:34] Here we go, Ray! Oh shit!

[06:51:48] Right! Right! oh Oh! Oh! They're streaming at 2K bitrate on Twitch.

[06:52:00] Yeah.

[06:52:05] I'm standing here...

[06:52:10] I'm standing here with Ray. You were the point guard,

[06:52:11] and you really took it to them

[06:52:13] and kind of led that comeback.

[06:52:15] How do you feel after that first half?

[06:52:17] And what can we expect from you

[06:52:18] and your team in the second.

[06:52:20] Lord, I'll do this every day man.

[06:52:22] So any night, it's a welcome party.

[06:52:26] Excuse me, I want to go over here and talk to you.

[06:52:28] Thank you so much, keep so much. Keep it up.

[06:52:31] Oh wait, oh wait. This is actually good.

[06:52:33] A meeting of the minds.

[06:52:35] A meeting of the minds. Fellas...

[06:52:39] Fellas, any halftime comments from either of you or your performances i think dude needs to stay

[06:52:44] it's like calm down bro y'all let the people play that's what you gotta take

[06:52:48] just now this ball up in the west face they all stitch face he don't even know what happened He's got the right hand. He's got the right hand. He's got the right hand.

[06:52:51] He's got the right hand.

[06:52:52] He's got the right hand.

[06:52:53] He's got the right hand.

[06:52:54] He's got the right hand.

[06:52:55] He's got the right hand.

[06:52:56] He's got the right hand.

[06:52:57] He's got the right hand.

[06:52:58] He's got the right hand.

[06:52:59] He's got the right hand.

[06:53:00] He's got the right hand.

[06:53:01] He's got the right hand. He's got the right hand. He's got the right hand. I like my team's performances. We came back from a great event.

[06:53:02] Can you play all your players?

[06:53:04] All of my players have texture board.

[06:53:06] For one second, I see Silky and I'm still hungry.

[06:53:09] I'm not going to lie, I'm still hungry.

[06:53:14] He's like, he's like.

[06:53:21] Thank you coaches we appreciate you for that. Yes all right Luke I believe I'm sending it over to you.

[06:53:25] Yes, I am here with the one and only Ray.

[06:53:27] What is your first time experience playing under the bright lights of greater league?

[06:53:31] This year... NBA.

[06:53:35] It's crazy the crowd is crazy I can do shit

[06:53:36] Shout out to my teammates

[06:53:38] They carry me right now

[06:53:39] I'm gonna lie

[06:53:44] Cosmo Park? Is great What's it like playing under Coach Mark? Coach Mark is a great person. He's a great guy.

[06:53:48] I know him, he's a great guy.

[06:53:52] Is there anyone you're trying to play like out there?

[06:53:54] Who are your player comparisons that you want to take in?

[06:53:57] Jason! I'll go with Jason.

[06:54:01] That was a good roll on the right, thank you so much

[06:54:02] Good luck in the second half

[06:54:04] Wow, he was playing really well

[06:54:34] Amazing in the second half I have some more to the crowd, please! Yep. You ready to hit the gym up?

[06:54:39] I'm gonna take it off. Oh, here's a highlight. Go ahead. On fire.

[06:54:45] So this one?

[06:54:48] That's six foot eight.

[06:54:50] That's why you were drafting me.

[06:54:52] I'm with it.

[06:54:53] It's not me though but that's him.

[06:54:55] ...the black wall and the good boy cash nasty.

[06:54:58] I can get rid of really sc the sky for these buckets.

[06:55:01] Don't give up, play on your actions!

[06:55:04] We're not giving them anything, they're brothers.

[06:55:07] You cannot expect to take her home!

[06:55:20] You can only expect to have people call out bodybuilders! we cannot expect Don't worry, Sketch. Sketch's been to the Lord Knight today.

[06:55:24] Chat say hi!

[06:55:27] So we got...

[06:55:32] So we've got us in that top corner. See us?

[06:55:35] And we've got the game to be going.

[06:55:38] See, they're all saying hi and what's up.

[06:55:40] Hey yo, what's up Pat?

[06:55:44] Yeah? I think it's gonna be pretty easy. Duke, me and Jayce are about one tech away from being out of here so...

[06:55:46] Chud Lightning is what i'm like to say.

[06:55:49] Has anyone impressed you at all?

[06:55:51] Anyone impresses me?

[06:56:03] He's playing, I don't know what's up with him but he's been playing these streamers nicely trust me I think it's exactly... Oh, definitely Ray. Ray out of all of them!

[06:56:06] Ray is cold as deuce, you heard that?

[06:56:10] I do hear that, Ray here has a double. Hey, Ray, did you hear that. They're right here, that dumbass!

[06:56:15] Hey, Ray, did you hear that?

[06:56:17] Easy, man. He said he's cooked, bro.

[06:56:18] He said if y'all play one-on-one, you're cooked.

[06:56:21] So what are we doing?

[06:56:23] What are we doing?

[06:56:56] My boy! The 20-yard line! so what are we doing right now all right let's do it over here. Let's do it over here. One-on-one drafts here.

[06:56:58] It feels good.

[06:57:01] Oh, there's the sun.

[06:57:03] One on one half court game threes and 2s.

[06:57:07] Start shooting for Rock off the mark.

[06:57:10] Ball goes to Ray.

[06:57:12] Look at it. Film us on.

[06:57:14] He went over to another person's stream but not your own?

[06:57:29] Ball high! person's dream but not your own?

[06:57:31] Say hi.

[06:57:37] Oh, really?

[06:57:44] Bro you were killed as I subbed you out and put us to 10 points on your ass.

[06:57:50] It's good! I love we're doing the best.

[06:57:56] So... please don't say that.

[06:57:59] No! I don't want to go out!

[06:58:01] Ah!

[06:58:05] Oh my god, I'm gonna cry dude.

[06:58:09] Alright make it smaller. Just off the mark. Oh, that would have been a good one. Oh! Can you believe that?

[06:58:23] That would have been a way to finish it.

[06:58:25] That was going to be the way to finish it.

[06:58:27] It's all in, all in.

[06:58:31] Do I have to go out, Chad?

[06:58:33] In the Monarchs too.

[06:58:41] A little dream shake? Anybody have that in your back steps Got moves. Tweet, snap, and a fly like John.

[06:58:55] Go go go go!

[06:58:57] You're looking good though.

[06:58:59] Come on, go!

[06:59:01] Can't get sketched too many opportunities though he probably will make you pay.

[06:59:05] If I go I don't have to stream through my house? Ow!

[06:59:06] Is that legally binding?

[06:59:07] Sorry!

[06:59:09] Still 1-0.

[06:59:11] If I go out and party, is it legally binding

[06:59:14] I don't have to stream through the window? Michael Allen-Party, who is a big one right now.

[06:59:15] He's going to have to support him.

[06:59:22] 2-0 Ray!

[06:59:24] Next point of winning'all. From deep!

[06:59:29] Hassan I think has two points.

[06:59:31] The more honest I'm going to say.

[06:59:35] Can you tie it up right here? Can you tie it up right here?

[06:59:41] He's also got a sketch cam on.

[06:59:45] I'm going home, I'm going straight to bed.

[06:59:48] And I'm watching the Geronok allele.

[06:59:56] Oh! He takes the step back. Oh, John!

[07:00:01] The work is good. You can tell that ring has played some role before.

[07:00:07] Sketch hasn't been playing a game in the entire time. also 4-0 Wake.

[07:00:23] Is that too easy?

[07:00:27] Here's somebody better than me, watch it!

[07:00:53] Alright, we set the alarm! um do second half. Alright, they've given up.

[07:00:57] They have given up.

[07:01:00] It's over.

[07:01:03] We did it!

[07:01:23] If none of them make the 3, I'll give Kassan 100 subs. right What do you make of Ludwig's start? He comes up for 30 seconds and takes the bench.

[07:01:28] I think that he is out there, he is on a good shot up

[07:01:31] If I'm 7 in Ludwig to come in a 5-5 um yes Oh my god, look how fast he's coming. wall and go any other way right Oh, We want a thug! this one almost like alvarado Oh, it's four points!

[07:03:22] It's fucking four points.

[07:03:27] They have a four point shot, that's insane.

[07:03:39] That was looking like me out there. Holy shit!

[07:03:46] Max is heating up in the second half.

[07:03:52] Massified! Give me the 4-day. Massive foul.

[07:04:01] He's got a few pollen on him. Just move, just move. Not against the line you gotta keep piling on.

[07:04:04] Yeah can think about work hard enough I'll be in this game next year?

[07:04:08] What do you guys think?

[07:04:13] I need your hand license for me.

[07:04:23] Specialist, you know what? I finally locked in on who I think he plays like.

[07:04:28] CJ Miles?

[07:04:29] A very old veteran, two years from retirement, Deshaun Prince.

[07:04:34] Solely because of erupting yes exactly someone said you're

[07:04:39] lucky to be you'll be lucky if you don't see yourself in a retirement home next year. Only man, play man.

[07:04:50] You gotta play, you gotta play, you gotta play,

[07:04:51] coach.

[07:04:55] 39-45, team work. Cash with the rocket at the top of the key sizing up for the layup.

[07:05:01] I know he's working hard on his shot.

[07:05:05] He's a baby! uh here in the olympics Max is in it bro. stop player

[07:06:00] mark phillips is playing someone in an All Star game.

[07:06:04] Just like with my man, I was watching him.

[07:06:07] At least they're trying to win the All Star game though.

[07:06:10] What? um muscle and tussle. This is behind him, this is personal

[07:06:23] this is personal to the

[07:06:25] baseball. Now you know

[07:06:27] when it's getting physical

[07:06:31] I think Logan pushed push that guy.

[07:06:37] 5, 10, 11, 12...

[07:06:41] This is an initial run from Team U.

[07:06:46] Oh my god!

[07:06:49] What did you say?

[07:06:52] I'm only saying he's really been orchestrating the offense like a point guard.

[07:06:56] When I say more, it's two or three.

[07:06:58] And he starts to over-optic as he moves down the line.

[07:07:03] Early on, he was, attacking the basket

[07:07:05] hanging out with the scourge when they get into a foul

[07:07:07] and uh...

[07:07:09] attack down, attack the rim

[07:07:11] it's gonna pay off in the long run

[07:09:15] That's instructional stuff Sorry guys, I was making sure the dogs got fed and taken outside.. all day contrasting styles oh again is coach play it away trade That's not a good attack. Mark was trying to return that.

[07:09:35] That's ridiculous. is And Jessup! Two points on the power play. Morgan, you got the ball in play.

[07:09:37] One minute and 12 seconds.

[07:10:09] Hassan's in. oh or they might be regretting his request you know what i'm saying that's it

[07:10:17] play tosses and pats I'm gonna be the last, my time is correct. Clay Thompson to the max

[07:10:28] Here's Hassan! Get the ring, Hassan!

[07:10:30] Nooo!

[07:10:48] There you go Ray!. Dude, he's getting reelsed. That sound about caught me. That's not much. 22. and hits the shot.

[07:11:23] Two seconds on that high play as soon as the ball is in.

[07:11:24] Do you know for a minute?

[07:11:25] It's going up!

[07:11:27] Oh, my God.

[07:11:28] What did it say right here?

[07:11:29] Team Mark Carroll's team

[07:11:31] doing 48 to 46 yards is oh Quiet conference.

[07:11:58] Both teams have yet to utilize their one-on-one challenge.

[07:12:01] It's 1 and a half minutes remaining.

[07:12:14] Team U3 is leading, but they're in the second round of the best Oh, he's nervous.

[07:12:23] No! Get that wreath.

[07:12:27] Ohhh!

[07:12:31] Yeah!

[07:12:36] Okay Okay.

[07:12:44] Ray is not a liability. Oh, you guys... I'm somewhere right now. Juju, connect the two shots.

[07:12:46] Oh fuck!

[07:12:47] You guys can mask out of that level.

[07:12:49] Connect or rebound your body weight.

[07:12:56] Max's gonna have that job.

[07:13:01] Oh you got through the ramp, ain't no one with you! What the hell?

[07:13:05] Parting of the C's my son is Howard is oh Oh, my God. come on Oh my gosh.

[07:13:55] Oh my god!

[07:13:59] Oooh! 12 pointer. Oh!

[07:14:12] Wait, that was 9 points! Wait, that was nine points?

[07:14:18] It was 50-50 wasn't it? Wasn't it 50-50? That's absolutely ridiculous.

[07:14:25] Wasn't it 50-50? I was at 9 points!

[07:14:29] What the fuck?!

[07:14:33] Okay, hey What the fuck? Okay.

[07:14:35] You better hit that button more often then!

[07:14:39] Oh, 1v1's 3x.

[07:14:44] He hit a three.

[07:14:52] Coach Mark has something up his sleeve for his 9-1 that they still got left.

[07:15:01] That might be the game right there.

[07:15:05] There's only one quarter left. Reg, what are you seeing out there?

[07:15:06] What needs to change?

[07:15:09] I'm playing right now.

[07:15:10] Max has not passed the ball

[07:15:12] in a second half

[07:15:12] or the playoff part.

[07:15:13] Max is getting switches.

[07:15:14] I don't know what's going on. Don't do anything, get out of there.

[07:15:16] Get out of here.

[07:15:18] What you have to do with this?

[07:15:20] You picked a side and it passed.

[07:15:22] Watch out!

[07:15:24] We ain't talking about that. We're gonna start cooking the chicken. defense Jason got about 35 seconds of playing time.

[07:15:40] That was it. Cordes officially in his new threats.

[07:15:58] Number 8 for Kobe, if he gets in there and makes a play...

[07:16:04] Right now all the difference in the game is that 9.3

[07:16:08] What play do you want to go?

[07:16:15] Alright, ball in

[07:16:17] Jean-Claude at the top of the key.

[07:16:21] Quarter action both times.

[07:16:23] The chance for a man.

[07:16:25] Jean-Claude with just 2 minutes.

[07:16:29] That's a huge free throw. This is an epidemic....

[07:16:35] 1v1?

[07:16:37] Yup.

[07:16:40] I think so.

[07:16:42] Max?

[07:16:43] Max versus you.

[07:16:44] Oh, my god, Ray!

[07:16:45] He's serious.

[07:16:46] Ah, yeah.

[07:16:48] But that was the right pick though.

[07:16:49] Hey, Max, look at his ass.

[07:16:51] Look at his pick, though. Hey, Max, look at this! Cash Nasty on the floor!

[07:16:55] Yo, either way, honestly...

[07:16:57] They paid it!

[07:16:58] Oh, man!

[07:17:00] I'm gonna take him over to left there. Come on, guys! Oh, man. That was excellent.

[07:17:08] Oh my God!

[07:17:12] OH! Oh!

[07:17:15] What's the spot on the 1v1? He ran down. Oh, I know.

[07:17:25] Oh, he ran down.

[07:17:27] Damn!

[07:17:29] Two shots?

[07:17:31] Shouldn't it be six. So these two free throws, they should be both three points.

[07:17:35] Oh yeah I guess it just keeps going.

[07:17:38] What the fuck?

[07:17:41] You can just follow him forever then.

[07:17:43] If you wanna run that back, run that back then.

[07:17:44] Run that back.

[07:17:44] That's what the 1v1 challenge is all about.

[07:17:50] Oh!

[07:17:51] And a one!

[07:17:51] A six point left!

[07:17:55] No six? That's an easy one. Oh, six. Boy! No! Yes!

[07:17:56] After two halves of flags that's a huge fucking.

[07:18:01] Oh my goodness!

[07:18:08] We needed that guys.

[07:18:12] Max is actually going for it bro

[07:18:16] And then we pass him, he's trying to win. So I get it.

[07:18:18] No! Max...

[07:18:21] Max is seriously...

[07:18:26] Jago again? Latchback here we go never skip like that Oh, he's here to make a statement.

[07:19:11] Bro does Max have 40 points i'm not kidding not with the flush Right to the right. A gold standard, and a number on it. Marking 61-63 in the drop open flag.

[07:19:19] The Indian Reds are orchestrating the troops They lead by two and one though He's going to walk in. He can get up. Start it off a little slow, but he's really good at getting up.

[07:19:44] What am I supposed to do?

[07:19:46] Stop!

[07:19:50] And look here.

[07:19:51] It could look good for a moment.

[07:20:15] That would be huge. Ray. it could look good for a moment one of our challenges are done Why are you just too quick? You're just too fast.

[07:20:19] We gotta time out my coach Mike.

[07:20:23] That was personal, bruh! He doesn't like Canon cameras, I get it. bro wow I'm saying great, it's worth it really.

[07:20:35] He saw the screen and he put the fire in there.

[07:20:37] Oh, you actually came over to apologize?

[07:20:39] Yeah, shut up man, I'll send your job in.

[07:20:41] Yeah, that's what they have on Fox on the internet.

[07:20:43] That word said shit!

[07:20:51] Give me the ball! I worked at kids. Yo, Nick code switching is the funniest thing ever?

[07:20:54] Will!

[07:20:56] What's up, Wil-Nef? What's up, Will there?

[07:20:57] What's code switching?

[07:21:01] Is it me speaking different languages?

[07:21:51] My ear. still be just one of their demand for the fourth-line shot attempt I can't see what he said. that's all that's happening You know, exploit this farmer. Spend some time with me.

[07:21:55] Get it done in. Light up is good.

[07:21:59] Missy will... Play with each other enough to know which whole routine every day.

[07:22:03] Blame each other enough to know which of you do this is.

[07:22:08] Yeah, I was doing the chain.

[07:22:14] That was either team or team.

[07:22:20] You can't read it, son. Whoa! There you go, son!

[07:22:23] Dude! Nooooooo!

[07:22:27] Oh shit!

[07:22:31] I just want to lock it in.

[07:22:56] Bruh, I thought he was gonna fucking lock it in. in bro stop giving the ball to their team Hey, come on! Bro, guys.

[07:22:58] Hassan!

[07:23:00] Hassan!

[07:23:02] You're nine feet tall brother!

[07:23:05] Uh oh. He's right, sir.

[07:23:07] Chad I'm embarrassed for you. That's your streamer.

[07:23:09] I'm only his friend.

[07:23:16] That's true, that's true. They need to do a 1v1 and get 9 points!

[07:23:20] That's the only way they come back.

[07:23:24] Coach Martin needs a timeout

[07:23:25] and he's talked his way into it.

[07:23:28] Anything can happen, ladies and gentlemen.

[07:23:30] There is still a power play to be had.

[07:23:34] Get your votes in.

[07:23:39] Team Mark could certainly needs you.

[07:24:02] Chad, do you guys think Milena misses me? Press 1. Press 2 to achieve new dot. Let's help him! This team is truly crumbling.

[07:24:03] Damn, that's a lot of twos.

[07:24:08] Two? She's dating me? what the answer so the coaches can stop figuring back and forth.

[07:24:19] Who's asking the coaches to direct each other

[07:24:21] from projections of their match?

[07:24:24] Hey, we need a man!

[07:24:25] What kind of man?

[07:24:27] But they took Max out with six minutes?

[07:24:30] Ray... But they just maxed out with six minutes? Ray.

[07:24:33] Wow, Ray!

[07:24:37] Nice read, Assange.

[07:24:40] Bro guys... Nice read, Assange.

[07:24:42] Bro guys!

[07:24:54] What is he doing? Damn, that was all body though.

[07:24:58] Hassan's about to fall out and be over here with us in a second.

[07:25:35] Wow what a out we will be able to in a second show who may very well have a double-double in this game i don't know if he has enough points other coach big time How is that a foul? You guys didn't see it, Chad.

[07:25:38] When the guy went up to shoot Hassan Punch in the stomach you can only see it from this angle.

[07:25:41] Teams with huge mates such as John Paul

[07:25:43] have laid addition to the game really, really good teams with a huge mix of I mean, that was spoiled. There it is!

[07:25:55] You did it now!

[07:25:56] Mark the Red Eagle missing a lamb, he said.

[07:25:59] He needed that.

[07:26:01] Big shot by Asenado to mark down Marconi.

[07:27:10] Which one of y'all say we? out of the team oh oh so much commotion is oh 2-4 for the Power Play!

[07:27:16] Yo, Ray!

[07:27:19] Yo, Ray!

[07:27:44] That's a massive one. I know he loses to Travis. right Shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot look three minutes left the The clock is running. Nine points.

[07:27:48] It's a wrap. He about to score right here too?

[07:27:53] Bro this guy is fast as fuck!

[07:27:57] Oh, we have hope? He is wide open oh Oh, he's cheating! Stolen by Sal.

[07:28:25] Stolen by Sal to 4-point

[07:28:26] Manitoba.

[07:28:27] Stolen by Sal

[07:28:28] by 4-point

[07:28:29] 77

[07:28:30] 72

[07:28:47] That was a save there. He's Bro he is

[07:28:53] He needs some more good shots

[07:29:50] That was a bad one there shots give you all five points need to do but hey Oh, they stopped the clock now, huh?

[07:30:00] I don't know why you're having mental estates here. Oh, wow.

[07:30:00] I'm going to have a mental mistake soon.

[07:30:09] Dude how do you not get that reach?

[07:30:12] No! That's a game right there.

[07:30:20] Oh man what the fuck bro. oh man There's a lot of game planters. I'm not giving up on them, Dad.

[07:30:34] It ain't possible.

[07:30:38] Anything is possible. They should call right now. He's carrying it.

[07:30:41] Guys! Get the fucking rebound!

[07:30:44] What the fuck?

[07:30:55] Yup! No pass, no pass. They're gonna finish the trail by 6-1

[07:30:57] Yo! We're placing... High five

[07:31:03] With the body with the body, with the body, with the body.

[07:31:05] Bro I'm not gonna lie,

[07:31:09] The blue bigs are not even playing.

[07:31:13] How did the bigs not get their rear-end on?

[07:31:17] Bro, he can fucking fly! It's over.

[07:31:22] Oh shit. Hit it hit it. oh 4-point game! Bro, 4-point game!

[07:31:41] Okay.

[07:31:44] It's okay,

[07:31:44] four points.

[07:31:45] Wait.

[07:31:46] Just shoot a fucking four pointer.

[07:31:55] You can win it right here, dawg.

[07:32:05] Are they shooting? Slam ball champion This is quite our show.

[07:32:18] Come on, Hassan.

[07:32:20] Oh no!

[07:32:24] He's too good man.

[07:32:28] Oh my god! You're good, man.

[07:32:35] Four-pointer? No! Shoot it! You need a four pointer!

[07:32:42] Guys, that's it.

[07:32:47] 10 seconds left for the Black Skies to go home!

[07:32:52] Oh, shut up.

[07:32:56] Two second mark.

[07:33:06] Listen... Listen, there's no hope and my girlfriend is never coming back. Listen to the crowd move.

[07:33:08] It's over.

[07:33:09] What happened up?

[07:33:32] Damn! what happened Oh, Hassan! Oh, my God. Let me get that mic for a sec.

[07:33:57] Gee-gees, Chad! GG's chat.

[07:34:16] Bro, did she just say I love you Hassan? I'm not going to go right here.

[07:34:26] This is a very testy ride but it's not for children. What the hell? Very testing of the speed of which you can make your moves.

[07:34:37] That's a second one to clear the course! um There's a guy over there literally having a mental breakdown that he said this guy is I think it's time for me to get out of here.

[07:35:05] Oh, they're raging! oh one v one with julian If you can hear me say anal.

[07:35:38] Thank you. Bruce, I'm standing here with the official MVP of the Creator League,

[07:35:45] Rodney DeRay.

[07:35:52] Nice to to you.

[07:35:58] It was nice meeting you.

[07:35:59] How are we doing?

[07:36:00] We made a friend. Hey, we're doing alright?

[07:36:04] Yeah, we made a friend.

[07:36:06] Hey, nice to meet you. Have a good one.

[07:36:08] Hey, we made a friend!

[07:36:16] Wait, check. Everybody out of Hassan and come get the mic.

[07:36:18] Hassan!

[07:36:20] Yeah, you too.

[07:36:21] Hassan!

[07:36:23] Your mic!

[07:36:27] Hassan! Yeah, you're not yelling.

[07:36:47] You talking to yell harder so we can hear you.

[07:36:55] Hassan! Something like that. That's good.

[07:36:57] Here at Jane Conn,

[07:36:59] 380-45

[07:37:01] with a 2.0 W

[07:37:05] We'll catch you next time. Appreciate you guys for watching.

[07:37:08] We will catch you all next time.

[07:37:10] We appreciate you guys for your games.

[07:37:12] Peace!

[07:37:14] My brother...

[07:37:16] Wait, he's taking photos.

[07:37:25] Come brother!

[07:37:27] Come brother!

[07:37:34] Yeah I was just waiting for you.

[07:37:37] Bro, you had some good shots. I had some wide open mid-distance.

[07:37:40] I suck.

[07:37:41] No, you did good.

[07:37:43] I'm not gonna lie, the two that served you out

[07:37:45] and then missed them in the beginning was rad.

[07:37:46] No, I know they shouldn't have done that.

[07:37:48] I think we wanted to get everybody to play.

[07:37:51] Yeah but we gotta win the game bro!

[07:37:53] No, I know.

[07:37:57] Wait...I think you guys are probably coming through

[07:37:59] the other side now. Oh, I doubt it.

[07:38:01] I'll try.

[07:38:03] Yeah.

[07:38:13] Ah! Oh, people getting excited.

[07:38:17] I'm scared!

[07:38:19] What's up guys?

[07:38:21] There is a big crowd.

[07:38:22] Can I get through?

[07:38:26] Can we get through?

[07:38:29] Alright let's see if we can get back in the game.

[07:38:32] Oh no!

[07:38:33] We're just right now with this right now.

[07:38:35] Let's try...

[07:38:37] Let's see if we can get in.

[07:38:41] Can I bring him?

[07:38:44] This way, maybe.

[07:38:54] He is with me, he's with me.

[07:38:57] He's never had one.

[07:38:59] He's a camera guy.

[07:39:01] He's with me, it's fine, trust.

[07:39:03] I promise.

[07:39:04] Thank you! Yeah, he's with me. It's fine. Trust. I promise.

[07:39:06] Thank you!

[07:39:11] Hey. Oh, there you guys are. We barely made it in.

[07:39:12] Dude! They don't know who Asana is. That doesn't work.

[07:39:14] Yeah obviously. Yeah? I have fucking five points and they're like Dude! They don't know who Ahsan is, it doesn't work.

[07:39:15] Yeah obviously. I have fucking 5 points.

[07:39:17] Noooo

[07:39:18] Of course they don't know who the fuck I am

[07:39:20] You had five points?

[07:39:21] I was not...I was not Billy Buckets out there

[07:39:23] You looked good out there Ahsan right?

[07:39:24] It's not about looking good.

[07:39:25] I wanted to win, bro.

[07:39:26] I wanted to win.

[07:39:28] That didn't happen.

[07:39:30] I know it didn't happen.

[07:39:32] Dude, he just...

[07:39:33] Look.

[07:39:35] Honestly, Ray is fucking stupid.

[07:39:38] Ray?

[07:39:39] He's a bucket.

[07:39:41] Yeah the dude was like flying.

[07:39:45] No shit he jumped over you at one point Doug.

[07:39:48] I know!

[07:39:49] Hell no they took the food away.

[07:39:50] I didn't like... there was not much that I could do in terms of guarding him.

[07:39:54] I foul him every time if I actually do anything. was really good he was very good it's a bucket

[07:40:02] oh your hand i was a cone i don't think you played that bad and i'm being honest

[07:40:08] i mean i played fine.

[07:40:09] The one person who stuck was Ludwig. What the fuck was he doing out there?

[07:40:11] No, there were definitely a lot of worse players than me.

[07:40:14] But I am saying...

[07:40:16] Yeah.

[07:40:17] ...I played poorly in comparison to the performance

[07:40:20] that I could have easily put up there.

[07:40:22] In terms of offensively,

[07:40:24] I did not play as hard offensively

[07:40:27] I was just basically letting everybody...

[07:40:30] Letting our point guard

[07:40:33] run it down every single time.

[07:40:35] And I tried to tell them

[07:40:37] we should do double screens

[07:40:38] and at the end of

[07:40:41] the day it's hard we're like constantly

[07:40:42] swapping through I think you guys don't

[07:40:44] have a good because that guy was

[07:40:45] unstoppable but we don't have like a big

[07:40:46] we don't have a lot of team chemistry

[07:40:48] that was the most disappointed i've ever been in you a song no don't

[07:40:52] read that comment bro what the fuck I think like y'all need two people guarding

[07:41:00] and obtaining what no you can't stop that guy.

[07:41:02] He's way too fast.

[07:41:03] Dude, he's just too good.

[07:41:05] Like there's sometimes you have a mismatch.

[07:41:08] I'll be honest.

[07:41:09] I think you guys needed Max to actually play defense on him

[07:41:11] because you don't want to keep up with his speed.

[07:41:13] I know, but Max is good offensively

[07:41:16] But dude he's just hard

[07:41:18] Like I should have been able to stop him

[07:41:21] I shouldn't be able to stop him in the paint

[07:41:24] He has hops?

[07:41:26] Yeah, that guy was literally dunking and he's about 5'5".

[07:41:28] Yeah, he's bouncy as fuck

[07:41:30] And he would just stay up there

[07:41:32] He would literally stay up there, switch direction mid-flight.

[07:41:35] Not much you can do about that?

[07:41:37] Nope.

[07:41:39] But we had a lot of fun watching you.

[07:41:41] Was it? Did you guys enjoy that?

[07:41:43] Fuck yeah we did!

[07:41:45] Will told me to stop talking black. Wait, have you been talking black?

[07:41:47] Yeah, kuh.

[07:41:48] Your defense was good?

[07:41:49] Oh dude I was actually very good on defense.

[07:41:51] They gave me a couple like insane fouls.

[07:41:54] I think that was bullshit

[07:41:55] Like, I got two fouls for no fucking reason. Let's get

[07:42:00] I have five points. I had one three and one two

[07:42:03] I want to know chat

[07:42:05] I want the stat lineup I, I want the stat lineup.

[07:42:07] I don't want the fake bullshit.

[07:42:08] I want the real stat line up.

[07:42:10] I definitely have a fuck ton of boards.

[07:42:14] I have decent amount of boards.

[07:42:16] I've two turnovers, these are so sad.

[07:42:17] I got your put back.

[07:42:19] I didn't get your three, I missed it.

[07:42:21] Oh you missed my three?

[07:42:23] Yeah I got your putback down.

[07:42:25] This is a great pick, he saw his pick that left the three,

[07:42:27] the pick that left for the open three

[07:42:29] and he had this putback.

[07:42:34] Wow look at that!

[07:42:35] Look at that!

[07:42:36] A lot of people are folding.

[07:42:38] I didn't fold on it Look at that. Now I can do the folding. That was like...

[07:42:41] I didn't fold on a foot bag.

[07:42:43] I don't know man.

[07:42:48] Okay, uh, I guess we should just go back outside.

[07:42:50] Are you gonna change?

[07:42:52] No no, I'm gonna change.

[07:42:54] I'm just saying like before we do that...

[07:42:56] ...I need to zen.

[07:42:58] And two... People are just chillin outside.

[07:43:01] Bro you fuckin cook though

[07:43:04] First play of the game I see what you've got and try to come through

[07:43:08] Yeah he tried to body me at first. That's why I looked at him like how much you weigh?

[07:43:15] Hey, I mean I didn't move but it doesn't matter you guys still fucking destroyed us

[07:43:20] But hey, it was fun.

[07:43:21] It was fun.

[07:43:23] Yeah

[07:43:27] I didn't do enough

[07:43:29] I was playing like shit.

[07:43:32] Ugh.

[07:43:37] I mean, he dropped like 20, I think.

[07:43:38] It was...

[07:43:39] Bro, he was disgusting.

[07:43:39] How much did you...

[07:43:40] Hey!

[07:43:40] How much did you drop?

[07:43:41] What did you do

[07:43:43] oh not 20 okay we didn't have a lot of points that's the thing like nobody

[07:43:47] clock never stopped when you guys took free throws so it kept running

[07:43:50] yeah until the end of...

[07:43:53] So, the game is a lot shorter that way?

[07:43:58] The big event!

[07:44:00] The big event! This is why I came out here!

[07:44:02] Honestly chat,

[07:44:03] I'm going to be live

[07:44:06] tomorrow at the

[07:44:08] regular time.

[07:44:09] I'm going to be back in LA

[07:44:11] but I'm really excited that

[07:44:13] I got to fly out here nick you're amazing for like for helping

[07:44:18] out no problem you were you guys were both amazing like i didn't realize it was going

[07:44:22] to be like this i didn't realize you had this crazy ass fucking

[07:44:25] You know me man

[07:44:26] Set up

[07:44:27] I'm always at the top end of everything

[07:44:28] Yeah

[07:44:29] Did you go to the feed at all?

[07:44:31] Or did you just

[07:44:32] No we used the feed most of the time

[07:44:32] Oh

[07:44:33] So it was feed

[07:44:34] Me in the corner With a reaction and my mic over it.

[07:44:37] That's insane!

[07:44:38] We had picture-in-picture bro.

[07:44:40] I think our stream was better quality than theirs.

[07:44:43] That's insane! It is better quality mean it is better quality, like this is better quality

[07:44:50] Yeah we did work man

[07:44:52] Also my fucking Apple Watch paused while I was counting my calories so i don't even know how many fucking calories

[07:44:59] i did but but it i only have one hour and 28 on them

[07:45:04] what when you first got out there, and these two black dudes were just frizzy.

[07:45:09] Two white guys be looking at me like, wait that's Hasan!

[07:45:12] This nigga is big for nothing.

[07:45:14] They're like what?

[07:45:15] He's just big for nothing.

[07:45:16] Like he talks politics.

[07:45:17] Why is he so big? It kept calling me out. They're like, wait what? He's just big for nothing. Like he talks politics.

[07:45:18] Why is he so good?

[07:45:19] Oh!

[07:45:20] They kept calling me that one.

[07:45:21] Yeah.

[07:45:22] But they could do that.

[07:45:23] Their little girl was like, Hasan I love you right in front of her man.

[07:45:26] That's crazy.

[07:45:27] If that was my girl, bam!

[07:45:28] Damn. He seemed genuinely annoyed by it. That's crazy. No, if that was my girl...

[07:45:30] He seemed like genuinely annoying to me. Melina would kill you.

[07:45:32] I know.

[07:45:38] Bro it's like okay okay, Osama bin Laden

[07:45:41] 6'7". Maybe he

[07:45:42] should have balled.

[07:45:44] You know what I mean?

[07:45:45] You know what I'm saying?

[07:45:49] He's 6'7 know what I'm saying?

[07:45:50] He's 6'7".

[07:45:51] He was tall for no reason.

[07:45:52] Okay, he was tall for no reason.

[07:45:53] Instead of fucking doing 9-11, he should have been balling.

[07:45:56] He probably did ball at the time.

[07:45:58] Who did 9-11?

[07:46:00] Hussam Bin Laden.

[07:46:01] George W Bush.

[07:46:03] Yeah of course, Cy Hersh. That's the GOAT

[07:46:12] Bro here is the MVP brother these boys apparently Obama

[07:46:14] allegedly called Biden was like hey

[07:46:17] Kamala is on board 20 minutes and that's

[07:46:20] how I

[07:46:20] okay I love I That's how we got pushed out.

[07:46:22] Okay, I love Sy.

[07:46:25] I think he is the GOAT but that seems a little bit too crazy.

[07:46:28] It seems just a little bit too crazy.

[07:46:31] Let me go talk to these guys about what's going on tonight and if I can bring all of you.

[07:46:34] Do you want to go?

[07:46:35] Nope!

[07:46:36] You don't wanna go?

[07:46:37] Don't worry about me.

[07:46:38] Do you want to go?

[07:46:40] No, no we're done.

[07:46:42] Honestly, we should just end it here. Oh no, we're done. We're done.

[07:46:43] Honestly, we should just end it here.

[07:46:44] This is like far too much.

[07:46:45] This way beyond the pale.

[07:46:47] It's more than anything else.

[07:46:48] Chris!

[07:46:49] Come in here for a second.

[07:46:50] I need feedback.

[07:46:51] Alright, give it to me straight.

[07:46:53] Give it to me straight, Give it to me straight Chris.

[07:46:55] Oh you're hustling bro,

[07:46:56] you're hustling bro

[07:46:57] You could have been

[07:46:58] took your time with some local shit

[07:47:00] and really just sat back

[07:47:01] and pretty much delivered the basket ball inside the basket.

[07:47:05] You know what I mean?

[07:47:06] You're rushing, you like,

[07:47:07] you such in a hurry to put the ball on the hook.

[07:47:09] Take your time bro!

[07:47:11] It's just cause I'm a big boy,

[07:47:12] I'm slow

[07:47:13] And then when everyone's way faster,

[07:47:16] you're like getting...

[07:47:17] You want to play fast.

[07:47:18] When they see the skills

[07:47:19] and then he like

[07:47:20] slowly just fucking them up.

[07:47:23] It's true.

[07:47:24] I should have done that.

[07:47:28] Okay. How do you do that? shoot I should have done that okay

[07:47:36] I don't know how to guard him!

[07:47:39] He's insane.

[07:47:41] Put that fucking body on him.

[07:47:42] Bro he's bouncing.

[07:47:44] No, I ripped him down at At the end of the day,

[07:47:48] I was like...

[07:47:48] They were giving out fouls

[07:47:52] like candy!

[07:47:54] I think I fouled out

[07:47:56] twice.

[07:47:59] Now we're on to I think I fouled out twice. Bro, when he comes off the screen He's got a knife in his face

[07:48:01] Okay but like

[07:48:03] I'm not even kidding

[07:48:04] I think I fouled out twice

[07:48:05] They were calling fouls

[07:48:06] When I would

[07:48:08] Oh okay that's what i saw because bro because it comes

[07:48:11] out how to touch him to be like 21. because bro i would not even touch the guy like i would

[07:48:17] be like this and he would fall in front of me.

[07:48:19] I don't even touch him and they go foul

[07:48:21] And what do you mean foul?

[07:48:22] Now you know what it's like to be in the NBA

[07:48:25] Yeah

[07:48:26] They blow it so off

[07:48:27] That was crazy They were fun the first quarter!

[07:48:31] First quarter is great!

[07:48:35] How could Love League improve?

[07:48:37] Let's get that out of the way, what do you think about Love

[07:48:39] Play a different sport? yeah. I mean hockey...

[07:48:41] Honestly it looks like it.

[07:48:47] Bro your hair is not even

[07:48:49] sweaty right now.

[07:48:54] Okay, that's the other thing.

[07:48:57] Mark was like...

[07:48:59] It's content play.

[07:49:01] Everybody gets some time and everybody gets to play. Like, Mark was like, everybody gets some time, everybody gets to play.

[07:49:03] Duke was...

[07:49:04] Duke did not give a

[07:49:07] fuck, bro! He kept Ray in the whole

[07:49:09] game. He kept JD in the

[07:49:11] whole game. Bro, that is fucked up!

[07:49:19] Bro we keep swapping it out

[07:49:21] We were like oh yeah everyone gets to play.

[07:49:23] Maybe we'll do...

[07:49:24] Maybe we'll swap out the entire fucking four of the players.

[07:49:29] Duke? No!

[07:49:30] When I was out there and I had two minutes left

[07:49:32] I didn't really get my thoughts on what I'm gonna do. I was out there, I had two minutes left.

[07:49:41] Dude did not swap! No. He was like you guys are staying in.

[07:49:44] You're my top scorers you're

[07:49:45] staying in you got momentum we are not we're not it up we're

[07:49:49] not the back of

[07:49:54] dude who is doing 2K my coach!

[07:50:00] Girls screaming for a song?

[07:50:02] I can't look at that right now.

[07:50:03] I'll look it up later.

[07:50:04] Me and the Shade end up playing barb-niggas and we get to play basketball right now look at that later

[07:50:08] they shot they gave him the ball chance about that time

[07:50:13] how did you go I'm calling for the boy well, I mean it! You're calling for the ball!

[07:50:17] Bro, I think it's the shooting sleeves.

[07:50:20] Like they saw you with the sleeves on there like man...

[07:50:23] I was calling for the ball bro!

[07:50:26] I was screaming at that shit. Screaming at the puck, motherfucker!

[07:50:30] Dude...

[07:50:32] That was crazy bro

[07:50:33] The fucking football player just playing guard

[07:50:35] What the hell?

[07:50:37] I think he's like a football

[07:50:37] Thanks for the love chat

[07:50:39] Bro

[07:50:43] Excuse me

[07:50:45] I'm right here

[07:50:47] I mean I'm right here. Sorry, but he was abiding on the floor there.

[07:50:51] Not on me!

[07:50:54] Not on me.

[07:50:57] I just don't know.

[07:51:00] Oh my god.

[07:51:02] He was great.

[07:51:04] He was great.

[07:51:06] I'm not saying anything bad about my teammates they were great.

[07:51:08] They were all great.

[07:51:12] I'm not saying anything. I don't know what happened. Our team MVP?

[07:51:14] Bro honestly, I think it might be Max because he was on fire.

[07:51:20] He had like a massive...

[07:51:21] I mean basically almost turned the game around

[07:51:23] But also, uh, ippie

[07:51:25] is like

[07:51:27] He's a fucking dynamo dude

[07:51:32] You know? oh my god!

[07:51:34] Bro bro bro bro

[07:51:36] Bro he swapped teams with me in that

[07:51:38] He swapped teams with me in that

[07:51:40] I was like what the fuck? Does he have a twin? When he popped in with the white

[07:51:43] when he popped into the white jersey

[07:51:45] I was like did they

[07:51:53] But Duke, playing fucking GM never put him in!

[07:51:58] He put him in for 30 seconds and I was like come back in.

[07:52:02] I feel bad. Justin's really nice.

[07:52:03] Justin's just chasing his own questions and

[07:52:05] facing the front row.

[07:52:07] There was no racial tensions were high on

[07:52:12] this horse you guys probably couldn't hear it.

[07:52:15] The board was like, get that white boy out of here, Ludwig!

[07:52:17] Hey, I'm with you both!

[07:52:19] I want to see this guy go out and make a lot of money!

[07:52:20] Let me know, I mean...

[07:52:23] He said, that's not what I said.

[07:52:27] What are you doing?

[07:52:31] No no it was one way

[07:52:33] It was one way, it was one way.

[07:52:35] Only one way.

[07:52:36] I didn't mean it like that.

[07:52:41] Oh dude...

[07:52:43] This has been a dickhead

[07:52:50] I'm going to get some food

[07:52:53] I don't know what I am doing

[07:52:55] but there is a party in there right?

[07:52:57] There is.

[07:52:59] What do you mean there IS?

[07:53:01] I can go on it.

[07:53:03] Wait didn't they tell you?

[07:53:05] I could go on it. Don't Yeah, I ain't told.

[07:53:08] Don't worry. I'll text Kai right now.

[07:53:09] Alright.

[07:53:15] Oh he's gone?

[07:53:18] What is he doing?

[07:53:19] Is he fucking finding another U-Haul to stream out of?

[07:53:24] That's crazy.

[07:53:30] I'm rooting for you. Dude, I can't rap.

[07:53:33] Actually neither can many motherfuckers at AMD.

[07:53:38] Just kidding. I can't even make motherfuckers that angry.

[07:53:40] Just kidding.

[07:53:42] No, I can't rap.

[07:53:45] Nah, no shot.

[07:53:47] I can't even hold a beat!

[07:53:48] I don't listen to music like that.

[07:53:50] Like, I'm weird, I know I'm weird.

[07:53:52] I don't listen to music.

[07:53:56] You watch The Boys?

[07:53:57] I listen to it.

[07:53:58] Do you watch the show again?

[07:53:59] I do watch Show.

[07:54:00] The Boys I watched, yeah.

[07:54:00] I didn't watch last season.

[07:54:03] Phantom!

[07:54:05] Phantom!

[07:54:08] Phantom!

[07:54:10] Let's hear your feedback.

[07:54:13] Good on the boys.

[07:54:15] All of us, though.

[07:54:16] Wasn't good.

[07:54:17] Wasn't good.

[07:54:18] That's right.

[07:54:19] Why?

[07:54:20] I wasn't confident.

[07:54:22] I had, I felt like we have better, taller...

[07:54:28] You were the tallest one in the team.

[07:54:30] No Cam was taller than me but it doesn't matter.

[07:54:32] Like Cam is a better shooter than me. He's a better taller than me. But it doesn't matter.

[07:54:32] Like, Cam is a better shooter than me.

[07:54:34] He's a better player than me.

[07:54:35] So I was like,

[07:54:36] I shouldn't be playing this role.

[07:54:37] He should be playing this role

[07:54:38] and he did.

[07:54:40] Yeah, I mean

[07:54:41] And he did play that role

[07:54:42] I think also

[07:54:44] we didn't have a lot

[07:54:44] of great team synergy

[07:54:45] especially like

[07:54:47] we would just run it up

[07:54:49] every time

[07:54:49] run it up every time

[07:54:50] and I tried

[07:54:51] like I wanted to

[07:54:52] make us do double screens.

[07:54:55] Like, I pick on the guard.

[07:54:58] Someone pulls a pick on Cam.

[07:55:00] Cam gets an easy three-pointer.

[07:55:02] We both roll.

[07:55:04] I go inside of the paint, you know?

[07:55:05] But we didn't really do that.

[07:55:08] We did not.

[07:55:10] Bullshit!

[07:55:12] No no no.

[07:55:14] I'm saying that's what I wanted us to do.

[07:55:16] I thought you should have grabbed the bull and got it.

[07:55:18] Find somebody.

[07:55:20] You took it up which I would've done the same thing

[07:55:22] low key with the kite after the first two air bulls

[07:55:24] Oh come on.

[07:55:27] Uh, uh, 10 minutes.

[07:55:29] What's it do that?

[07:55:33] It looks bad real!

[07:55:37] Hey, for y'all to see this. It looks bad real! Yeah, it's bullshit.

[07:55:41] It's definitely about that time chat

[07:55:45] I've been streaming for 12 hours today You go to the game? today.

[07:55:59] What's a V? You need to slowly walking away with the camera.

[07:56:03] I did not play as well But, I'll be honest Since he needed to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[07:56:09] But I'll be honest like I don't even think that if I was playing my best game we still would have won.

[07:56:14] I don't think so.

[07:56:15] It was kind of close.

[07:56:17] Y'all went out there a big meet at first.

[07:56:21] We did it!

[07:56:26] Bro, when you swapped the jersey

[07:56:29] I thought you had an evil twin.

[07:56:31] Nah, the whole energy changed nigga.

[07:56:33] We took that dub, he killed me.

[07:56:36] Turned up great coaching, great organization.

[07:56:39] Your organization is just some shit.

[07:56:41] That's really what it

[07:56:41] is.

[07:56:42] Wow, bro.

[07:56:43] The organization,

[07:56:44] you know over here

[07:56:44] they pay their players

[07:56:45] well.

[07:56:46] Take care of

[07:56:46] motherfuckers.

[07:56:47] That's what it

[07:56:47] is.

[07:56:47] That's what it

[07:56:48] is.

[07:56:48] My teammates need

[07:56:49] water?

[07:56:50] Water.

[07:56:50] Yup.

[07:56:52] Sweaty? We They still got their players catching commercial price.

[07:56:56] You know what I'm saying? Over here we on Jetsons.

[07:56:58] We on Jetsons!

[07:57:00] Y'all the pre-Caitlyn Jenner WNBA.

[07:57:03] Yeah, and Caitlin Clark.

[07:57:05] What?

[07:57:06] Oh yeah, my bad.

[07:57:07] Free Andrew Easton.

[07:57:08] Andrew Easton.

[07:57:09] Andrew Easton.

[07:57:11] He's right.

[07:57:13] He's right. He's right. He's right.

[07:57:15] Oh, wow, Jalen Clark!

[07:57:17] Oh my god!

[07:57:27] I was calling you Angel Reese earlier, I apologize. Wait what?

[07:57:28] I was calling you Angel Reese earlier.

[07:57:29] Wait why?

[07:57:30] You're a C-drama.

[07:57:31] Nigga nah I'm kidding.

[07:57:32] What do you mean?

[07:57:33] What's that? You What do you mean?

[07:57:35] You know what I mean?

[07:57:37] Oh, because that wasn't just me!

[07:57:39] I'm not the only one who lost a possession there

[07:57:41] I...I'm sorry

[07:57:43] How much did you play? It was one foot back.

[07:57:44] You played a lot after that.

[07:57:45] Yes, I did.

[07:57:47] I should have played more.

[07:57:49] You were dying out there.

[07:57:51] No!

[07:57:53] The first...

[07:57:54] Here's what happened.

[07:57:56] You look tired when you're at the line.

[07:57:58] When you're at the line, you're like...

[07:58:00] Oh no, excuse my back.

[07:58:02] I'm a big man and I've been walking around

[07:58:04] and standing on my feet for the last two.

[07:58:09] Alright, that's it, that's it, that's it.

[07:58:12] We're gonna hit the last three minute ad break here.

[07:58:15] We're going to wrap it up because Nick Paulin is dying.

[07:58:19] Okay, you're going to turn around.

[07:58:22] No no no no.

[07:58:24] You sure?

[07:58:26] It's fine bro we We did eight hours.

[07:58:28] I have you dude.

[07:58:30] Arthur can stay.

[07:58:32] No, it's all good.

[07:58:34] You want to turn it off over there?

[07:58:36] Thank you guys so much. Thank you Arthur.

[07:58:38] Thank you Dom. Thank you Nick. You guys were amazing. Thank you so much. Thank you, Arthur. Thank you Dom. Thank you Nick.

[07:58:39] No problem.

[07:58:40] You guys are amazing.

[07:58:41] Thanks for watching.

[07:58:42] I want to do more stuff like this.

[07:58:43] Like I love going out and...

[07:58:44] I'll do stuff with ya.

[07:58:45] Hell yeah.

[07:58:46] Yeah we can do all sorts of stuff.

[07:58:48] You are not invited

[07:58:49] after today's performance i was very popular you were racially motivated animated i was

[07:58:55] mad you were everyone's been everyone's been like why'd you bring that old guy who keeps being racist?

[07:59:01] I was racist never.

[07:59:04] A week, a week.

[07:59:08] That's the word on the street.

[07:59:10] I don't know.

[07:59:11] That's what people are saying.

[07:59:12] I love all races.

[07:59:15] I see no color.

[07:59:15] Yeah, give it up for him.

[07:59:17] I love all races.

[07:59:18] I see no color. That type of shit.

[07:59:22] Anyway,

[07:59:23] could have been better.

[07:59:25] I'll admit. Alright, you gonna end it?

[07:59:28] GGs! Peace everybody.

[07:59:29] See you tomorrow.